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05-17-2026 · 6h 22m

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[00:01:43] Let's have a look at the man we got on FonsterHire, are you guys doing people?

[00:01:48] Hello, hello?

[00:01:49] Are you guys doing chat?

[00:01:50] How is life?

[00:01:51] Are you guys doing chat? How's life?

[00:01:56] Sub Sunday sub Sunday

[00:02:02] Yes, yes

[00:02:07] So what the hell's coming on next week again, what's the what's dropping? What's the next one we talking about?

[00:02:15] What's the next one oh, yeah Batman. Oh, I don't know why I'm high for I'm high

[00:02:21] It'll be nice, bro. It'll be nice.

[00:02:25] Yes, indeed. Imagine playing games. True.

[00:02:33] Yes.

[00:02:35] So we got a sub Sunday. Oh dear. 811 votes.

[00:02:45] Imagine paying $70 for a Lego game. Dude, it's the Lego brand.

[00:02:50] That's why it's $70. Okay Lego is like is like Nintendo brand it is like a staple brand

[00:03:03] where they charge premium price even if you're a kid doesn't matter $70 for a kids game.

[00:03:15] I would say it's an age-less game, bro. Legos are age-less.

[00:03:26] Nah, dude, you can enjoy that shit at any age.

[00:03:32] It's like assembling little mini miniature things.

[00:03:37] The kids don't buy it. The parents do.

[00:03:40] I mean, if I was a parent, would I spend $70 on Lego Batman?

[00:03:46] No, unless my kid was like, super into it.

[00:03:51] You know, like, I guess it's like someone who's going to get Lego Batman really, it is a very specific type of person who plays Lego games.

[00:04:09] Now that I think about it, like who is buying these?

[00:04:15] Now that I think about it, like if you buy it for your kid,

[00:04:18] I don't see even the Star Wars one was really, really good.

[00:04:23] I guess it's like if you casually play it here and there,

[00:04:26] I think I'm thinking about it too deeply here.

[00:04:29] The Lego Collectors, this game feels like an iconic game

[00:04:32] because it takes the whole Star Wars universe

[00:04:37] throws it into a good Lego twist, but then someone's dropping 60 70 like it's not saying

[00:04:46] it's a bad game, but like you have to be a super Star Wars fan.

[00:04:51] So now Batman, it's going to be fun to play on a streamer.

[00:04:55] So like there's the justification to fucking play it more so and it's just exciting because

[00:04:59] it's Batman.

[00:05:02] But like who's going to buy Lego Batman?

[00:05:05] I mean, this game sold insane.

[00:05:07] 26K reviews, it was a mega hit.

[00:05:17] Lego and Batman fans,

[00:05:18] like you got to be a super Star Wars fan

[00:05:21] and like, yeah, which is not surprising.

[00:05:26] It's one of the biggest IPs in the world.

[00:05:28] So that was like the first Lego one.

[00:05:31] Oh my god, did I never check out the sub Sunday games?

[00:05:38] Oh my god, dude, are you kidding me, holy shit, dude.

[00:05:43] They're just chilling in the car.

[00:05:45] Oh my fucking gate.

[00:05:47] Hold on.

[00:05:48] Come on, man.

[00:05:49] Hold up.

[00:05:50] Hold on.

[00:05:51] I'll take like two seconds.

[00:05:52] and hold up, hold up, oh yeah, I'll take like two seconds.

[00:05:59] Brim, brim.

[00:06:03] That's all right, there's, it'll take two seconds.

[00:06:04] Don't worry, don't worry.

[00:06:07] Oh yeah, one job, bro, we're not even at a thousand votes,

[00:06:10] bro, you think I, y'all, it's all excellent,

[00:06:12] saying a hot day outside.

[00:06:15] Okay, I could be outside right now.

[00:06:17] Dude, the outside is so fucking annoying, man.

[00:06:24] Long ass winter, you're like fuck winter, and then finally it's hot as fuck, and then

[00:06:29] it's like holy shit, this is so nice, and then boom, it's hot as fuck, and then you're

[00:06:33] like god fucking damn it.

[00:06:36] Holy shit, dude.

[00:06:40] Come on.

[00:06:43] I'm off.

[00:06:54] I take cold over hot any day.

[00:06:59] Oof.

[00:07:04] It's easier to dress up with cold.

[00:07:09] Because you can get cozy and layers like you can just keep fucking layering.

[00:07:13] Warmth is so difficult to escape actually yeah, bro. We're talking like yeah, yeah warp your screwed

[00:07:23] We have to roll and no, okay, you don't need electricity hold at least you can fucking layer

[00:07:30] cloth and animal furs whatever I'm thinking now like

[00:07:35] Nothing and hold on

[00:07:37] Now I'm thinking survival mode on this dude. Yeah shade only goes so far though

[00:07:43] Shade is good, but

[00:07:48] Nah, man, you can never fully escape the warmth or heat

[00:07:55] Hold you contain

[00:08:03] Lowl CFG

[00:08:07] Thank you, Matt chat we have six games for sub Sunday

[00:08:13] Keep your expectations in line boys. I'm thinking now alt of four meter

[00:08:19] Lego Batman series has sold 14 million copies. Oh, yeah, didn't they go gold? Yeah, I mean people are crazy about it, you know

[00:08:28] Honestly, if you're crazy about Legos and some people are by every single Lego collection like people collect

[00:08:35] It's a hobby. It's a hobby game. So why not play the the fucking

[00:08:40] well developed game

[00:08:43] We have six games for sub Sunday. I think all the four meter is on an orange today. It seems like it's been a bit of a

[00:08:52] rocky ship of a week in terms of gaming.

[00:08:57] Other than you know forza and shit.

[00:09:02] But that's fine. That's fine. That's just that's the prediction meter. Things can change or things can heavily change here.

[00:09:09] here. Condemned yesterday was all right. I think you guys glazed it a little too hard.

[00:09:16] I will say it was good because of the detective. It had the old school single player vibe.

[00:09:26] It was it was a good game. It was a good game. It was good. It was good.

[00:09:35] LA noir detective it definitely had cool FBI mechanics like using the different tools and gadgets

[00:09:49] Yeah for 2005 yeah next is blood money, maybe Monday I'll play blood money

[00:09:59] Devs a hate him

[00:10:01] I don't think the devs are left here, bro. They're off doing other shit

[00:10:23] Oh, yeah, that was

[00:10:25] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're gonna lift, you're gonna lift.

[00:10:28] That's, that's just like a physics bug.

[00:10:31] I'm gonna call back your boy.

[00:10:33] That's like an FPS limit bug.

[00:10:40] It was nice though, it was nice.

[00:10:45] Overall, it was a cool experience.

[00:10:47] It was definitely a solid, just like littier, you know, going through the paths and shit.

[00:10:52] It was, it was good for what it was.

[00:10:55] It was nice. I enjoyed it. That was the DLC upgrade. Yeah, I'm actually looking forward to blood money now

[00:11:03] Blood money is linear as well, right?

[00:11:09] Yeah, I'm looking forward to that's gonna be fun

[00:11:13] Maybe Monday, maybe Tuesday

[00:11:15] I don't know when I'm playing it. I'm not sure it depends. Well, is Batman on Thursday. Don't tell me it is

[00:11:21] Are they doing an early access for this shit three days ahead no fucking way dude wait early access is Tuesday

[00:11:44] Oh nice, oh shit. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought it was end of the week

[00:11:51] All right, boys, let's get this going.

[00:12:01] We got six main games here, never before seen, one, two, three, four, five, point five games,

[00:12:10] never before seen, orange on the altar, four meter, it's all good, bro, some weeks are

[00:12:16] just, that's just how it is, whatever dude.

[00:12:20] Game of subsunday is the game I played a long time ago. It is now one point owed

[00:12:28] Remember enjoying it actually wait, I don't even fucking remember playing this I have played so many of these types, but

[00:12:35] If I recall I did like it

[00:12:38] This game has officially one point owed

[00:12:43] This game is called

[00:12:45] Let's see, something tells me we're making a hotel.

[00:13:00] Alright, alright, looks good.

[00:13:06] Sure, brother, sure.

[00:13:08] I feel like Sandbox is the way here.

[00:13:12] Great character.

[00:13:14] Oh, fuck is this?

[00:13:18] Oh, you can create characters to put in the game.

[00:13:21] I trust the game's characters.

[00:13:23] Add-ons.

[00:13:25] Oh, it's like DLC shit.

[00:13:28] Sandbox?

[00:13:30] Why not?

[00:13:35] Why not?

[00:13:37] All right, the forest.

[00:13:39] Well, how is this a kids game, bro?

[00:13:41] What are you even talking about, man?

[00:13:42] Infinite money all upgrades research

[00:13:47] What you been talking about dude

[00:13:54] Standard challenging

[00:13:59] Enter what's the hotel name boys

[00:14:04] No twitch integration

[00:14:12] Motel, hotel?

[00:14:17] Motel, the hotel.

[00:14:25] You know what?

[00:14:26] We're going to design it as a motel, but call it a hotel.

[00:14:30] There it is.

[00:14:31] It's going to be just like one of those.

[00:14:34] I'm already picturing it.

[00:14:35] It's going to be a motel, hotel.

[00:14:39] Foundation. The Motel Hotel. These are all the rooms. There it is. Inner wall. One,

[00:14:49] two, three, four. Okay, how the fuck am I gonna do this? I ain't counting shit. Okay, I'm thinking,

[00:14:55] no, no, no, that's too big. Yes, yes. One room. Two room. Oh, this game has good mouse

[00:15:06] controls here we go oh this is nice look at that shit perfect it worked and then

[00:15:16] it's gonna be boom the lobby do we do doors structure doors oh shit wait how

[00:15:27] are we doing this main entrance I'm gonna go bankrupt by the time we actually

[00:15:35] open how the hell are we doing this hold on oh dear foundation I guess we can do a

[00:15:50] hallway that leaves oh wait you can do a small hallway like this perfect right

[00:15:57] and then two doors I think this works I think this works I'm already crossed a

[00:16:04] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[00:16:10] nana nana nana nana nana nana what am I doing

[00:16:14] I'm wondering because it's a hotel game I don't think they can go outside to enter

[00:16:19] their rooms.

[00:16:22] This does work or I can just remove this and make it so they exit and go to their rooms.

[00:16:28] But then these two can be staff.

[00:16:30] Wow, this layout sucks balls.

[00:16:34] We're going to be a Motub.

[00:16:35] This is why we need to start stacking though.

[00:16:37] I need to do a second floor.

[00:16:40] I don't know how high this game goes.

[00:16:41] I think you're supposed to make a high rise.

[00:16:47] Hold up, hold up.

[00:16:49] Hold up.

[00:16:52] You building a jail?

[00:16:55] Brother, this is a five star resort.

[00:16:59] You piece of shit, okay?

[00:17:02] Where is the deletion button?

[00:17:04] uh what is this call in construction service construction workers will arrive to your hotel

[00:17:10] and carry out all pending work oh that's gonna be satisfying as hell hold up

[00:17:17] yo that's gonna be very nice

[00:17:23] i want to it better be sick animation yeah maybe i remove this wall i'm not sure yet

[00:17:29] what else walls inner walls material site balcony material site balcony we

[00:17:40] don't need that customized service delete zones delete single object I have no

[00:17:53] idea what I'm doing. So I'm just gonna throw massive windows. Yo this is a nice

[00:18:03] ass motel actually. If those are the windows you have, what the fuck? Our views

[00:18:09] are crazy. Let me call on the construction crew. How does this look? Two

[00:18:15] workers six workers we'll take a loan out all right how we doing here this is

[00:18:26] called five seasons okay okay four seasons is boomer shit okay five seasons

[00:18:35] Alright, let's see. Oh, there they go. Oh, shit, look at that. Ooh! Ooh! That's fucking

[00:18:51] nice, man. That's very satisfying. Clipping through walls, it's the blueprint. I wonder

[00:19:00] I wonder if they have like AR blueprints.

[00:19:04] Does that make sense?

[00:19:06] Like you go to a construction site and it shows like this is what the house or the building

[00:19:10] is going to look like and it just shows it.

[00:19:13] They must.

[00:19:14] They must.

[00:19:15] They must.

[00:19:16] But like you do that for construction, you know exactly where to put the lumber and shit.

[00:19:25] It's probably just easy to do without like building a fucking shed without AR but you

[00:19:29] know. They do, yeah, like a template.

[00:19:37] What more is put more material zones down? They need more than one.

[00:19:43] Yeah, we're already bleeding money. How does this even work? 15

[00:19:50] diamonds. We got to open tomorrow.

[00:19:54] You guys are slow as fuck.

[00:19:58] Alright, hold on, hold on.

[00:20:00] The customers are showing up, man.

[00:20:02] They think this place is up and running.

[00:20:04] We don't even have a chef.

[00:20:06] Zones, items, what carpet?

[00:20:09] We don't even have beds in here.

[00:20:12] Windows, stairs, fence, railing, pillars, inner walls, material site, walls.

[00:20:19] Oh, this is actual wall coloring.

[00:20:23] Okay, this is Zen, okay, this is Zen.

[00:20:29] It's more about how you sell it, okay?

[00:20:31] So this is actually an escape.

[00:20:36] I lost it.

[00:20:37] That's to my surface, where we have grass, okay?

[00:20:44] It's actually a tactic to save money, but it's supposed to be a sensory experience and

[00:20:49] people love it, okay?

[00:20:52] You walk into a grass motel, so it's like an inside-out-outside experience.

[00:20:58] It's big, bro.

[00:20:59] Okay, the people in LA love it, okay?

[00:21:02] It's seven grand a room.

[00:21:04] It's an experience.

[00:21:11] Let me see here.

[00:21:13] And then we have some rooms that have tents instead of beds.

[00:21:19] Bedroom.

[00:21:20] Boy is this zone?

[00:21:22] No shit, it's the bedroom. What are you talking about?

[00:21:27] There's no one, the room is available to book.

[00:21:32] Why does it look like a zoning problem?

[00:21:39] Yeah, why does it look like a zoning problem? What's going on here?

[00:21:43] Did I fuck up?

[00:21:45] Or I just need these and then it works.

[00:21:48] Let's see, let's see, I think I just- Oh, okay, it makes it look like it's a zoning problem with that error.

[00:21:59] Dude, I need way more rooms. I need to like copy-paste this shit. Can you copy-paste?

[00:22:04] Oh, shit, you can. Oh, shit.

[00:22:07] What the fuck? Oh, what the fuck did I just do?

[00:22:11] Okay.

[00:22:18] Wait.

[00:22:22] I just broke it. What?

[00:22:28] Rooms are too big? Yeah. Too late.

[00:22:39] Can I just copy? Oh, you can copy single items. Nice.

[00:22:44] Yes, you can copy literal single items, okay, we're good.

[00:22:51] Alright.

[00:22:53] Okay.

[00:22:55] Can I move this or sure copy?

[00:23:06] Alright.

[00:23:08] Let's see.

[00:23:13] All right. Where are the other zones? Reception is right here. This is a massive reception room.

[00:23:25] Oh fuck. Hold up. Let's see. We got reception. The dude's working. Wait, does that monitor backwards?

[00:23:37] That shit is the wrong way, dude. That is the wrong way. The middle bed is sus.

[00:23:44] Yo, I don't like how these doors look right here. This looks weird

[00:23:49] This looks weird. I don't like that. There's a double door here. I

[00:23:54] Don't like that shit

[00:23:55] I'm gonna move this here, but then it looks odd

[00:23:59] How do you do this? What is the building code in this situation?

[00:24:03] Does that look better?

[00:24:06] Or do you want off it?

[00:24:10] Do I have any yeah, what's the building code bro?

[00:24:13] Oh shit, this is a jammer.

[00:24:33] Other side, double door too?

[00:24:37] I want to rezone this shit.

[00:24:38] I don't like this.

[00:24:39] Okay, or just delete everything.

[00:24:42] Okay, uh, we'll just make it so all this is reception for now, because I don't know what

[00:24:47] else to make this.

[00:24:50] Sure, this is a little too much room for reception.

[00:24:59] Excuse me?

[00:25:02] What's wrong?

[00:25:03] Key cabinet.

[00:25:04] Assigned staff.

[00:25:05] Oh, true.

[00:25:06] Uh, Rose-Billy-Paper-Clip.

[00:25:07] The name's Paper-Clip.

[00:25:08] Billy paper clip the names

[00:25:12] Nearly

[00:25:14] Alright Billy welcome home. I

[00:25:17] Don't know why I hired you or not even fucking built yet, bro. You're just draining you're just draining my shit right now

[00:25:25] What the fuck are you what the fuck that I just why did I just hire his ass?

[00:25:29] We're literally we have no cash flow

[00:25:32] We have no cash flow

[00:25:34] Can I actually make a staircase going up here and then a balcony? I don't think you can make a motel in this game. It's called hotel

[00:25:43] Motherfucker bro come back. Come back days until retirement infinity. Okay, motherfucker. I need to left

[00:25:52] Help out dude. Take a break

[00:25:56] Delete the door to the corridor

[00:25:58] Yeah, what is he saying right now?

[00:26:09] The halls don't need doors?

[00:26:11] Yeah, sure, I could just delete this.

[00:26:14] Dude, why would it highlight all of that and delete that, bro?

[00:26:25] This is the worst delete button in gaming history.

[00:26:29] Just let me delete the wall.

[00:26:36] You can't control Z.

[00:26:40] Materials.

[00:26:43] Maybe I just have to unzone it.

[00:26:45] I don't know.

[00:26:47] What?

[00:26:50] Delete interior. Alright, that's the button you want to use. Delete interior. Bro, the

[00:27:06] The reception is gone, holy shit.

[00:27:19] New spot, new spot.

[00:27:23] This is now right here.

[00:27:26] There you go.

[00:27:27] Okay, did it again.

[00:27:29] What do you mean did it again?

[00:27:34] What do you mean Billy Pipercliff assigned to zone?

[00:27:44] How do I assign this guy to zone?

[00:27:51] There we go.

[00:27:55] Okay he's good.

[00:27:56] He's good.

[00:27:57] What are you talking about?

[00:27:58] Oh my god I did it again dude.

[00:28:00] Oh my god.

[00:28:01] It's not my fault bro. It is. It's completely my fault. Alright, what do we have here?

[00:28:12] How are we doing stairs? Does this actually function? I need to move this. Our whole design

[00:28:25] is ruined. We're gonna open very soon. Okay, you can get it now. Can I actually go up a

[00:28:39] layer? Oh, it does show it. Early expansion. So if I go down a layer and I copy and then

[00:28:48] go up a layer right right right that looks messed up I don't know if this

[00:28:57] works because I don't know I'm pretty sure I need a pathway in oh wait okay

[00:29:03] oh work this game yeah it does work let's see let's see how does this even

[00:29:16] show itself. I think it's just like I'm gonna have to push this back because they

[00:29:22] need a hallway. I need like a balcony or I need like an inner hallway and then

[00:29:39] like a path. Rotate the staircase. Stairs to nowhere. Yeah, I guess I could build this

[00:29:53] out so they come up and then it leads to a whole walkway. That could be one thing to

[00:30:00] do here. Wait, you can do a balcony? How do you do fence and railing? I swear I saw a balcony

[00:30:18] somewhere. You know what? We'll do this after. Let's first see if anybody actually enters

[00:30:27] What else do we need? We got our rooms. We got reception. Staff room? They don't need it.

[00:30:36] Maintenance room? All good. Laundry? Find a fucking laundromat. Bathroom? Oh shit.

[00:30:41] Oh shit, they need a shitter. Oh shit, every room needs a shitter. Can we actually add one

[00:30:53] to these rooms is the question oh dear tell me this is good oh my god buddy no

[00:31:07] way you need all of this for one hotel room I'm about to make a public bathroom

[00:31:17] I'm about to make a public bathroom, dude.

[00:31:23] I might need to do that.

[00:31:26] Make the hallway longer while you claustrophobic.

[00:31:35] There you go, dude.

[00:31:37] Better?

[00:31:38] Better?

[00:31:41] Which one was?

[00:31:42] Oh wait, did I already mark it?

[00:31:44] I think yellow marks it.

[00:31:47] It's not, you have to actually have the workers come and deconstruct the wall.

[00:31:54] Ummm...

[00:31:56] This is a homeless shelter.

[00:31:58] Okay buddy.

[00:31:59] This is, this is five seasons, bro.

[00:32:02] Where the, where is this guy's desk?

[00:32:04] I removed it three times.

[00:32:09] Dude, how are we doing this right now?

[00:32:12] Oh my god, bro, god damn.

[00:32:17] Um, okay.

[00:32:21] You know what?

[00:32:22] This is what we're doing.

[00:32:24] This is what we're doing.

[00:32:27] You're gonna...

[00:32:29] They need a move button in this.

[00:32:30] The fact that there isn't a move button is weird.

[00:32:35] It's actually weird.

[00:32:36] You cannot move an item.

[00:32:38] Yo, Prison Architect is such a good game.

[00:32:43] I used to play the shit out of that.

[00:32:47] Okay, I have to completely do this different. Hold up.

[00:32:52] Can you actually click and hold to move?

[00:32:56] Game of the year.

[00:33:03] I don't know why I can't place this here. I don't follow. I don't understand. It doesn't let me.

[00:33:10] It looks like the zoning messed up.

[00:33:16] Yes, I think it's the zoning. So...

[00:33:20] I'm gonna do...

[00:33:23] Bedroom.

[00:33:27] We gotta blueprint this room.

[00:33:37] Because the bathroom needs to apparently be enormous.

[00:33:43] I gotta do a test run bathroom.

[00:33:47] So you walk in the shitters there brother bathroom is nicer than the room

[00:34:00] Right right

[00:34:04] Okay, and we need a sink

[00:34:08] What else do we need that's all you need bro. Oh, that's good. We're good. I can copy paste those

[00:34:16] What is- what is the blue here? Why is this not zoning as part of the room?

[00:34:24] Okay, sure. What? I think you need to bedroom the whole thing, and then you need to bathroom

[00:34:36] this, but then it shows it like that. I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't know

[00:34:41] What the fuck does that mean, does that know what I did?

[00:34:44] Yeah, what does that mean?

[00:34:45] Does anyone know?

[00:34:53] Alright.

[00:34:54] That's where we're at.

[00:34:57] And then we need a wall.

[00:35:07] Perfect.

[00:35:08] You know what?

[00:35:10] Not bad.

[00:35:11] Beautiful room.

[00:35:13] This looks messed up.

[00:35:17] This looks messed up.

[00:35:19] Floor...

[00:35:20] Oh, it's because the floor...

[00:35:28] No, the floor is complete.

[00:35:33] Is it because the floor is not complete?

[00:35:34] Is that not...

[00:35:35] There's already grass there.

[00:35:36] Oh, no.

[00:35:43] Oh, wait, never mind.

[00:35:44] Oh, wait.

[00:35:45] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:35:46] Yeah, it's because the floor's not complete.

[00:35:48] Oh, shit.

[00:35:51] Motherfucker!

[00:35:57] Okay, I think we're good now.

[00:35:59] Let's see.

[00:36:00] How do we still not have reception?

[00:36:04] Is it because of the materials?

[00:36:06] We'll fix the stairs later, I first want to see if we can get a customer.

[00:36:13] I know I did Grass Floor, I did it on purpose, I told you this is a fucking indoor-outdoor

[00:36:17] experience motherfucker.

[00:36:18] Okay this is an LA Motel Hotel concept, dumbass, all right it's not fucking $200 a room, it's

[00:36:23] two grand a room.

[00:36:30] I told you bro, this is a whole experience.

[00:36:36] Great motel made by a prison designer.

[00:36:46] The only window?

[00:36:47] Dude, we can add another window!

[00:36:49] Is this guy saying we need electricity?

[00:37:00] Increase your cash credit limit?

[00:37:02] We're gonna need that.

[00:37:03] We're gonna eventually need that.

[00:37:05] You know what I'll take it right now.

[00:37:07] Trash and style.

[00:37:10] Oh my god!

[00:37:12] Dude, he's sleeping here. You fucking useless shit.

[00:37:15] What do you mean? You have no energy. You have no work.

[00:37:19] And he's on break?

[00:37:21] No staff room. You complaining piece of shit, buddy?

[00:37:25] Just get the fuck out of here, bro. You literally don't even do anything.

[00:37:29] You haven't even helped.

[00:37:31] What the fuck?

[00:37:33] What the fuck?

[00:37:35] What the fuck?

[00:37:37] Dude, fuck you man!

[00:37:39] Alright.

[00:37:41] You gotta do the other bathrooms.

[00:37:47] Yeah, no shit man!

[00:37:49] Let me uh...

[00:37:51] I was first seeing if um...

[00:37:55] Hmm...

[00:37:57] I don't...

[00:37:59] I don't- I don't trust the copy-paste mechanic. I don't trust it.

[00:38:05] I'm gonna do it manually.

[00:38:07] Yeah, I'm gonna do it manually.

[00:38:18] Oh shit, wait, uh, this one...

[00:38:21] We'll do it like that.

[00:38:25] There's the doors right there.

[00:38:26] One odd room.

[00:38:27] Oh my god, there's actual customers.

[00:38:28] Oh my god, dude.

[00:38:29] Holy shit.

[00:38:30] Yo, you guys can use that guy's motel room, alright?

[00:38:31] Heard the bathroom.

[00:38:32] He's the only one with a bathroom right now.

[00:38:33] We're under construction.

[00:38:34] Yeah, just walk in.

[00:38:35] Here's his card.

[00:38:36] Okay.

[00:38:37] Okay.

[00:38:38] Okay.

[00:38:39] Okay.

[00:38:40] Okay.

[00:38:41] Okay.

[00:38:42] Okay.

[00:38:43] Okay.

[00:38:44] Okay.

[00:38:45] Okay.

[00:38:46] Okay.

[00:38:47] Okay.

[00:38:48] Okay.

[00:38:49] Okay.

[00:38:50] Okay.

[00:38:51] Okay.

[00:38:52] Okay.

[00:38:53] Okay.

[00:38:54] Okay.

[00:38:55] Insane song.

[00:39:11] I could move that door, but we're not gonna do that.

[00:39:14] Yes.

[00:39:15] Yeah, this is not it right now.

[00:39:25] This is not it.

[00:39:26] Put this shit over here.

[00:39:27] Put this shit over here.

[00:39:29] Now that we don't have the hallway, we can move everything.

[00:39:35] There we go.

[00:39:36] Better?

[00:39:37] This fucking, this fucking door.

[00:39:44] piece of shit door there you go better all right motel six sims how we doing

[00:39:54] what the heck's going on why is he dead what happened why are you angry dude

[00:40:01] what the hell happened he finally got customers and he passed out oh my god

[00:40:08] Billy paperclip, bro Billy paperclip

[00:40:19] Come on man, come on. Why are you mad, bro? We're gonna get a janitor right now. What the fuck you pissed on the ground?

[00:40:29] So far

[00:40:38] All right, nice.

[00:40:45] All right, so far, so good, done, done, done, done, done, six-star resort, the doilettes,

[00:41:05] Very nice. Yeah, this game's fucking cozy, man.

[00:41:19] Oh, the sink's right here. Okay.

[00:41:27] The Sims.

[00:41:27] are very nice huge-ass windows to peek into the bathroom ah they're tinted dumbass

[00:41:39] yo can someone clean up the piss staff member in a bad mood Billy Billy the

[00:41:48] doors right there bro you can leave you broke our news Xerox this fucking guy

[00:41:56] Did he lie it on his resume man?

[00:41:59] All right, we're got we need to clean her

[00:42:02] Matthew Rinswell tidy joy whip

[00:42:06] Casey rags didn't

[00:42:09] All right, who's insane who's the cheapest?

[00:42:13] She's 95 bucks fix that show a clean the piss

[00:42:18] maintenance

[00:42:22] These got everybody Roger here. Oh my god. What happened?

[00:42:26] They're just gasped at once.

[00:42:30] Okay, I think we're gonna need to add a staff room.

[00:42:36] I don't want to do this, but we're gonna have a staff room right here.

[00:42:41] Very tiny staff room.

[00:42:47] Right there.

[00:42:48] I feel like this ruins the building.

[00:42:59] It ruins the building, bro.

[00:43:04] Come on, man.

[00:43:10] Add another and put the stairs in it.

[00:43:15] a little small house where they have to walk to. Yeah. Make this staff room the one upstairs.

[00:43:24] True, true. And yes, we'll do that. Delete zones.

[00:43:35] Did I do this correctly? I swear what? Deleting is the hardest thing to do in this game.

[00:43:39] I think I deleted it, but they're still going to fix

[00:43:45] Bro delete

[00:43:57] There you go, okay, the last button should be the default delete everything

[00:44:01] Oh, yeah, I already made the- what the fuck?

[00:44:07] Someone's staying here?

[00:44:08] No fucking chair!

[00:44:09] What the?

[00:44:10] Lady.

[00:44:11] Zabada.

[00:44:12] Who are you?

[00:44:13] Where's your room key?

[00:44:14] The fuck outta here?

[00:44:15] Oh!

[00:44:16] Minus 1,500.

[00:44:17] Was that- was she staying here for a month?

[00:44:28] Oh my god. What the fuck? That shit was so expensive. Why?

[00:44:38] Alright, staff room. Alright, let's see here. This is going to be the greatest staff room

[00:44:49] I don't remember.

[00:44:51] A bubbler.

[00:44:53] A chair.

[00:44:55] So you can look out the window.

[00:44:59] And a coffee machine.

[00:45:03] And what the fuck is this?

[00:45:05] Lockers.

[00:45:07] Right there.

[00:45:09] There it is.

[00:45:11] We treat our employees right here.

[00:45:15] What other zones?

[00:45:17] Staff room maintenance room laundry room

[00:45:21] Are you kidding me the maintenance room you need what if I make it a hybrid?

[00:45:27] Okay, we're doing you have to go through the maintenance room to get to the staff room

[00:45:32] Yes

[00:45:34] Okay, yep, this is the maintenance room and then we're gonna have a wall

[00:45:39] right there and then as soon as she removes shit we'll move stuff around

[00:45:49] okay yeah for now yeah yeah I gotta move some stuff here and then we'll just

[00:45:54] in a dam he needs a bunch of shit

[00:46:01] I don't think I've room for all this

[00:46:06] All right, give it a second. Let's see

[00:46:09] And then I need a door.

[00:46:16] Perfect, what the hell man?

[00:46:22] What happened Billy?

[00:46:23] Why?

[00:46:24] Are you kidding me Billy?

[00:46:25] What's wrong?

[00:46:26] I'm sorry man.

[00:46:27] I'm sorry, I'm sorry dude.

[00:46:28] Why are you leaving?

[00:46:31] Why are you leaving bro?

[00:46:32] Talk to me dude.

[00:46:34] What's wrong?

[00:46:36] Why are you pissed?

[00:46:37] Mr. Paperclip, please.

[00:46:40] Mr. Paperclip, we need you.

[00:46:43] Mr. Paperclip, come on!

[00:46:46] We can do this, man!

[00:46:48] It's not a motel, this is a too bad job!

[00:46:52] The hotel motel needs you!

[00:46:55] God, these are boring.

[00:46:57] What do you mean you got a new job?

[00:46:59] In the city!

[00:47:01] You piece of shit!

[00:47:05] He'll be back.

[00:47:07] It'll be back.

[00:47:08] Bro, I hired a maintenance guy and another guy.

[00:47:12] Why are you mad?

[00:47:13] Where is the janitor?

[00:47:14] Seven.

[00:47:16] This is like, there's like, this one floor,

[00:47:18] there's five rooms.

[00:47:20] What the fuck is going on here?

[00:47:22] There's like biohazard on the damn ground.

[00:47:26] This guy has no tools, Roger Hammer.

[00:47:32] Cleaners understaffed.

[00:47:34] You're kidding me.

[00:47:37] The number of beds is higher than the total supply of sheets

[00:47:43] There's no sheets, holy shit, okay, hold up

[00:47:49] All right next to it. We're gonna have a laundry and she

[00:47:55] Yeah, they're still able to just walk on the roof to get to where they need to get to

[00:48:03] All right, there's gonna be a tiny ass room here

[00:48:07] connected to all these that leads to the laundry room this laundry room is a

[00:48:21] little too big but whatever

[00:48:26] I mean I can also just do like a tiny but then I I want to keep it so much I

[00:48:33] I want to keep it as a constant rectangle.

[00:48:38] It might throw off everything.

[00:48:44] Actually, maybe I can fit a laundry room in

[00:48:47] to make it like a triple.

[00:48:50] I'm all about saving space

[00:48:52] because I don't think I need more shit in here.

[00:48:57] Right?

[00:48:58] What if this is the laundry room?

[00:49:03] Oh my god, we can make this work, maybe.

[00:49:12] Whoa.

[00:49:18] There it is, boys.

[00:49:23] There it is.

[00:49:24] Holy moly.

[00:49:26] This guy doesn't even need that much room.

[00:49:33] Easy.

[00:49:34] And then we can delete all of this.

[00:49:40] Clean.

[00:49:41] That's how you do it, boys.

[00:49:45] That's how you do it.

[00:49:46] How is it still broken?

[00:49:48] We need to prioritize getting the maintenance guy his tools.

[00:49:53] This guy's going insane in this room.

[00:49:55] Because there's no sheets.

[00:49:57] Alright, bro.

[00:49:58] We're going to give you, uh...

[00:50:02] We're gonna give you no discount.

[00:50:03] We'll give you a 25% discount, maybe.

[00:50:06] He's hyperventilating.

[00:50:12] What does that even mean?

[00:50:15] What the fuck?

[00:50:16] No arcade?

[00:50:21] Free breakfast?

[00:50:26] All right, how we doing here?

[00:50:26] Yeah, you know what?

[00:50:27] This place does kinda look like a prison.

[00:50:29] We did forget, I did forget about the walls.

[00:50:32] Did forget about the walls

[00:50:39] What would go good

[00:50:46] All right, what are we doing here? What are we feeling on the walls?

[00:50:51] what the hell buddy fine fine let me change the floor we'll make these nice

[00:51:09] kind of. Hardwood floor or rug? Okay, the hotel's gonna have this flooring. Nah, fuck that actually.

[00:51:22] Nope. Nope. Okay, we're in same now. Marble, full marble. Floor and ground? You can't do marble

[00:51:36] You must do a new marble walls.

[00:51:41] Oh, you can.

[00:51:43] Yeah, we just, uh, we'll take a loan out.

[00:51:48] This is actually five seasons now.

[00:51:58] Marble flooring as well.

[00:52:02] Marble everything.

[00:52:04] The whole place is marble.

[00:52:08] That looks actually horrible.

[00:52:14] Yeah, what carpet are we doing, bro?

[00:52:20] What carpet?

[00:52:21] We need carpet.

[00:52:22] Carpet.

[00:52:23] We need carpet carpet

[00:52:31] And walls concrete walls

[00:52:48] Next game okay, buddy

[00:52:53] Oh, okay, buddy. Let's try how did these look? Maybe, maybe. Maybe, maybe. What's our wallpaper

[00:53:09] like. It's gonna take a while. We need more construction crew here. I'm spending so much

[00:53:31] money on this it's not good holy shit that was a very big deal we will probably

[00:53:41] go bankrupt after this how has this guy still not is it because of materials I

[00:53:51] think it's because of materials no what no one's checking in cuz no one has

[00:53:55] fix this yet I should have just bought a new one how is this a hotel

[00:54:14] Let them cook, let them cook. Hold up. Let them do their thing. The whole place is coming

[00:54:28] together. That's why I missed your paper clip. Quit. Right. He'll be back. He'll be

[00:54:42] back all right Keith Keeson there it is one star get the fuck out of here bro we

[00:54:54] don't trust the fake the fake reviews they're just scared of the

[00:54:59] competition

[00:55:05] come on boys we're opening up I want to expand to the second floor and copy and

[00:55:10] But um, I'm not sure how to do this.

[00:55:13] If I go like this...

[00:55:17] Right?

[00:55:18] This might be too much expansion, too fast.

[00:55:24] Oh dear, these rooms are too...

[00:55:26] Wait, did I just take the whole room?

[00:55:33] Wait, did I just get the whole...

[00:55:34] Oh, you can do the whole room!

[00:55:36] How did I do that?

[00:55:37] it splits it into two how do I copy the whole thing this looks like it then

[00:55:46] copies the whole thing let's test it

[00:55:53] let's see if it makes one I gotta hire more workers boys dude where is the

[00:56:07] maintenance guy. Is this guy serious? What do you mean shimalaba boom the

[00:56:14] printer's been broken for like three years.

[00:56:18] Warma. Dude grab your shit-ass wrench. Warma. What is this guy doing?

[00:56:29] I don't understand it's like he doesn't have the tool to fix it

[00:56:39] All right, you know what whatever man

[00:56:43] Whatever bro, I'm gonna buy a brand new one Billy. Yeah, but you know what that's why Billy paperclip left

[00:56:54] There you go that should out of here you didn't finish his room

[00:56:59] Uh, that is finished.

[00:57:02] Is this not finished? Supply stand.

[00:57:06] It's literally finished.

[00:57:11] What do you mean? He's good.

[00:57:15] No staff can be assigned to this type of zone.

[00:57:19] Do I assign him to the maintenance room?

[00:57:36] You would assume it's implied he already is assigned.

[00:57:40] No, he's in the maintenance room because this is maintenance.

[00:57:54] Oh, yeah, what the hell? If I needed that, wouldn't it have shown me here that I needed it?

[00:58:01] Yeah, but the other rooms were designed... nah, it would have shown the little red icon

[00:58:10] if that was what he needed.

[00:58:11] Oh, is it the... did it actually copy paste?

[00:58:14] Oh, nice, it did.

[00:58:16] Okay.

[00:58:17] 22k a room, by the way.

[00:58:19] Looks like you're starting to run low on cash.

[00:58:22] No worries.

[00:58:24] You can always use your cash credit or grab a loan from the bank.

[00:58:27] Oh, really?

[00:58:28] As soon as your assets are greater than your debt, you won't get into trouble.

[00:58:32] Ask who? Okay, except... perfect.

[00:58:36] Alright, stock market advanced, where do I sign? Perfect.

[00:58:42] Okay.

[00:58:48] Alright, actually wait.

[00:58:50] I'm actually going to move these and then let me see if they can still access the upstairs.

[00:58:55] Seems like they can.

[00:58:58] This isn't the tutorial, buddy. It's literally the damn whole shebang.

[00:59:10] New opportunity of radioactive waste. To snag him out of her grand annals, any giant has

[00:59:14] skewed the numbers and now needs to find a spot to stash her excessive radioactive waste.

[00:59:18] Sure, dude.

[00:59:20] All right, we'll leave this in the staff room.

[00:59:27] No, really, you can't, okay, let me, let me see here.

[00:59:34] Okay, let's put an array of them out.

[00:59:39] All good.

[00:59:40] Oh, they're still not done?

[00:59:42] Dude, these workers take five damn years.

[00:59:50] We still don't have sheets.

[00:59:51] Chad, does anyone play this game?

[00:59:54] Why do we not have sheets?

[00:59:56] How do we not have sheets, bro?

[01:00:09] Half of the items are missing.

[01:00:14] Maybe because they're trying to put so much carpet down, they just haven't got into the

[01:00:17] task.

[01:00:18] I'm gonna assume that's what's going on here

[01:00:23] Maybe they just haven't gotten to the task because there's so much building to do

[01:00:28] The laundry room is already a thing yeah, maybe there's just so much because they're still trying to get all the carpet and everything

[01:00:37] And you can only have six at once

[01:00:42] Wow that did not copy half of the shit

[01:00:48] That did not copy!

[01:00:52] There's a door.

[01:00:54] Okay.

[01:00:55] Weird.

[01:00:56] This door should not be here.

[01:01:05] Hopefully they can exit through the other one.

[01:01:10] We're going to find out.

[01:01:11] Looks like they can.

[01:01:12] Oh, is.

[01:01:13] Don't.

[01:01:14] Worry.

[01:01:15] Boys, don't worry, don't worry.

[01:01:20] How many people do we have in our motel?

[01:01:23] Hiya!

[01:01:24] Kisen, our all rooms booked?

[01:01:27] How we doing?

[01:01:30] People?

[01:01:31] Guests?

[01:01:32] Oh god.

[01:01:33] Why is no one here?

[01:01:34] Oh god.

[01:01:35] Oh god.

[01:01:36] Oh god.

[01:01:37] Oh god.

[01:01:38] Oh god.

[01:01:39] Oh god.

[01:01:40] Oh god.

[01:01:41] Oh god.

[01:01:42] Oh god.

[01:01:43] Oh god.

[01:01:44] Oh god.

[01:01:45] Don't tell me you're this guy's been logged into the previous hotel. He was working on and looking everybody there. Oh

[01:01:52] my god

[01:01:54] Are you kidding me, man?

[01:01:58] Zero beds ready

[01:02:03] They build so slow, yeah, I think I just expanded way too fast

[01:02:08] So they're trying to put all the walls in and everything and then put all the furniture in

[01:02:15] Yes, you can't prioritize.

[01:02:19] Just hold!

[01:02:24] Too much construction and they build randomly.

[01:02:36] Supplies and rooms being renovated

[01:02:50] Yeah, how about we do this can I actually oh they can actually access this part all right

[01:03:03] This is actually work

[01:03:06] Move the stairs one tile.

[01:03:11] Yeah, they can get up there.

[01:03:16] It's like a flat roof.

[01:03:19] It kind of works.

[01:03:26] I'm a little curious how this balcony looks.

[01:03:35] Let me see, I don't know how much money that just cost.

[01:03:40] What is this?

[01:03:41] Share bro?

[01:03:42] We'll put this right here man.

[01:04:01] We got a big fan, so it's all good.

[01:04:05] Now the motel, now the people won't smell it, perfect.

[01:04:14] Let's hire more workers, you can't hire more construction workers, you can only hire more

[01:04:19] staff to work at your hotel.

[01:04:22] Bro, this is 3X speed.

[01:04:31] Do I have any more material sites?

[01:04:35] All right, there you go.

[01:04:36] Bunch of material sites.

[01:04:38] Let's go, let's go.

[01:04:43] Click the red cross and then pick a bigger worker team?

[01:04:50] I think I already did that before.

[01:05:01] I know, I've noticed the reception guy, he hasn't taken in any customers and he keeps

[01:05:15] typing.

[01:05:16] I'm starting to think he's actually playing Diablo or something.

[01:05:19] Okay.

[01:05:20] The staff has noticed that he alt-haves a lot.

[01:05:30] Okay, so bro, we're literally screwed because of this damn printer.

[01:05:35] There's no priority. We need this.

[01:05:39] I'm gonna delete it and see if they fulfill it instantly. They might.

[01:05:44] If I can find this. Oh my god.

[01:05:50] It doesn't show the printer that I need really

[01:06:01] There's no search reception

[01:06:07] Come on and not necessarily but I've seen them fulfill it instantly

[01:06:14] You can hire a bigger team you got to just wait for them to leave

[01:06:20] Nope. Six. Oh, you know, you have to unlock it, um, movement speed of workers, figure

[01:06:30] loans, additional loan. There we go. Abandoned cars, sure. There we go. Oh my god. Let's go,

[01:06:48] people let's go! The money is being bled, but it's all good.

[01:06:55] Mothel the hotel will reign victorious.

[01:07:09] Come on, Banda. Did you add the car accident? Yes, we're getting uh very

[01:07:17] desperate for cash right now bro. Very, very desperate. Dude, there's so much

[01:07:28] construction. Come on boys, how we going?

[01:07:35] Lying the hole, place up with material.

[01:07:42] Dude, come on, man.

[01:07:51] Did I remove the laundry room?

[01:07:54] Alright, no, I didn't.

[01:07:56] I forgot I added it here.

[01:07:58] They just haven't put these down yet.

[01:08:00] Press and hold, fullness, zero of three.

[01:08:04] The supplies are literally right here.

[01:08:08] I think if they have sheets, they just need to wash the sheets, and yes.

[01:08:15] One machine for the whole hotel?

[01:08:17] Yeah, bro, that's all you need.

[01:08:21] Those items are pending removal in your laundry.

[01:08:23] Replace them.

[01:08:24] Wait.

[01:08:25] Wait, what are goal items?

[01:08:26] Aren't these just waiting to be fulfilled?

[01:08:27] Okay.

[01:08:28] Okay.

[01:08:29] Okay.

[01:08:30] Okay.

[01:08:31] Okay.

[01:08:32] Okay.

[01:08:33] Okay.

[01:08:34] Okay.

[01:08:35] Okay.

[01:08:36] Okay.

[01:08:37] Okay.

[01:08:38] Okay.

[01:08:39] Okay.

[01:08:40] Okay.

[01:08:41] Okay.

[01:08:42] Okay.

[01:08:43] Okay.

[01:08:44] Okay.

[01:08:45] Okay.

[01:08:46] Okay.

[01:08:47] Okay.

[01:08:48] to be fulfilled? Like you deleted them at one point. Yeah, don't I? Aren't they just

[01:09:00] What is yellow?

[01:09:07] Cleaners will...

[01:09:09] What the fuck? Wait, it fixed it.

[01:09:23] Ah, okay.

[01:09:26] I don't follow. I don't follow. But it works.

[01:09:29] works now the question is is she is are they gonna use it guess what Jimmy new

[01:09:37] sheets do your fucking thing Jimmy how we doing how we doing how we doing oh

[01:09:44] my god the guests are finally we finally got the printer and are you kidding me

[01:09:50] Where is this guy? Where is Keith Keeson right now?

[01:09:55] What are you?

[01:09:56] We're all shit on one of them!

[01:09:57] I don't know why, what are we doing?

[01:10:01] Our whole business was screwed because we didn't have a fax machine?

[01:10:06] Right.

[01:10:20] Okay, okay.

[01:10:29] Chat, do we have a damn dev?

[01:10:36] Is the laundry room just like not finished even though it shows that it's finished?

[01:10:41] Where are our sheets?

[01:10:42] I'm losing my mind.

[01:10:44] Okay, so you can't do minimal shit in this game, they actually use the specific items

[01:11:04] to grab items from stuff.

[01:11:07] I thought you just needed the bare minimum and then they do the jobs.

[01:11:13] Nope

[01:11:19] Okay

[01:11:21] Well, this isn't good anymore guys the staff room is now no longer a thing

[01:11:27] The staff room is now not a thing. It's a whole laundry room

[01:11:33] Get rid of it

[01:11:37] We've no longer had the staff room

[01:11:42] Don't leave the damn wall.

[01:11:46] Oh no! There's a robot here!

[01:11:50] Who the fuck are you guys?

[01:11:52] Why did you guys just enter here?

[01:12:05] Shwa!

[01:12:06] Shwa!

[01:12:08] We need that.

[01:12:10] Okay, which makes me think this guy then doesn't have all this stuff too.

[01:12:20] You only- your only sofa of the hotel?

[01:12:22] Now they can- they can sit on their beds!

[01:12:33] Apparently that's an all-in-one, because we have everything now.

[01:12:38] Let me see if this guy has everything.

[01:12:49] Common.

[01:12:50] Yeah, he has everything.

[01:12:56] He's good.

[01:12:57] He's good.

[01:12:58] He is completely good.

[01:12:59] Oh my god, he died!

[01:13:00] Oh wait, he's just sleeping.

[01:13:01] He's sleeping.

[01:13:02] There it is.

[01:13:03] Upgrade point number one.

[01:13:04] Sleeping there it is

[01:13:07] Upgrade point one feels good

[01:13:10] Boy our balcony at the balcony. It looks nice dude. I think we're ready to expand to a third floor. Oh

[01:13:16] My god. We have oh my god our cash flow. Holy shit

[01:13:20] Holy shit boys. Oh my god. Oh my god

[01:13:26] Oh my god

[01:13:28] Oh my god, dude. It's crazy. We're booming bro. We're booming

[01:13:34] they haven't even fully constructed all this unless I didn't I don't think I

[01:13:39] actually put it down

[01:13:44] what flooring was this a red diamond carpet I think it's this

[01:13:52] Uh, do we do marble bathroom?

[01:14:13] There we go.

[01:14:14] It's a full marble rectangle.

[01:14:19] Buddy, this guy doesn't do anything.

[01:14:38] There we go.

[01:14:41] Staff room?

[01:14:42] Can I take out another loan?

[01:14:46] All right, I have an upgrade point I

[01:14:50] Have three points bigger alone increase your crack at your cash credit limit

[01:15:00] What do we do here boys credit champion crack a cash credit limit our bigger loans

[01:15:08] Because I can't... advanced.

[01:15:15] Yeah, I want to take out another Northern Bank.

[01:15:21] I need 40 grand.

[01:15:26] Bigger loans.

[01:15:31] 20k to pay this off. Repay 1,000. We're losing money again. Staff member resigned? What do

[01:15:42] you mean? I guess we came up with someone that went to bed and found that a head had

[01:15:45] been made. Dude, we're getting there, okay? Oh my god, the sheets. Okay, whatever man,

[01:15:59] Whatever.

[01:16:00] Let's walk out of here, bro.

[01:16:03] Whatever.

[01:16:04] The construction is finally complete.

[01:16:06] Finally, it is complete.

[01:16:13] Cleaners understaffed.

[01:16:14] This game is addicting, bro.

[01:16:17] You can just keep going higher and higher and higher in your hotel and keep adding.

[01:16:24] We still have the Sheets issue, but this guy's just chilling here.

[01:16:27] Shoo-fop-a-tah!

[01:16:28] Shoo-fop!

[01:16:29] This guy's just chilling here.

[01:16:33] There you go, Rob, we're going to have some nice sofas here.

[01:16:39] There it is.

[01:16:42] There it is, some plants.

[01:16:45] Do we got any plants or anything?

[01:16:49] No?

[01:16:50] All right, Chad, we're going to the next game, but each shelf only holds four Sheets.

[01:16:53] Dude, this game is that specific on this?

[01:16:55] Oh my god, really?

[01:16:58] Sheet shelf, towel shelf.

[01:17:00] You need a massive laundry-

[01:17:01] What?

[01:17:03] You just gotta make a bunch of these?

[01:17:09] There you go, there you go.

[01:17:16] We're losing money again.

[01:17:20] Yo, it's looking good, it's getting there.

[01:17:23] I would love to make another floor and somehow fix this, but I don't know how to fix that.

[01:17:40] I could copy this.

[01:17:46] Move the stairs back.

[01:17:48] Back one and then make it so they come up

[01:17:56] We're we're getting paid for storage here these guys are actually we can send them home now. I

[01:18:04] Know this game's not bad though, bro. This game's not bad chat next game. I could keep playing this dude. I could keep playing this

[01:18:19] It's a good game though. It's a good game

[01:18:23] It's a good game

[01:18:25] Alright next game as we continue people we are jumping to another one

[01:18:34] Another game

[01:18:39] Known as

[01:18:41] is. Oh, Lee, Moe Lee, we're jumping to another world premiere here. Known as similar gameplay

[01:19:01] to mixtape so there will be fans. Let's see, let's see.

[01:19:24] So we got here

[01:19:27] Our favorite engine.

[01:19:57] This game is called the Caribou Trail.

[01:20:06] Let's see what we have here.

[01:20:22] X-E-S-S?

[01:20:31] Should I use this or just not?

[01:20:34] I don't know if I should use that.

[01:20:46] What?

[01:20:52] That doesn't seem right.

[01:21:03] Next.

[01:21:16] Wow, this is what we have here. This game is called the Caribou Trail.

[01:21:21] This is what we have here, boys.

[01:21:33] I've never heard of these devs.

[01:22:03] I

[01:22:07] World War one

[01:22:25] But what I mean from French say

[01:22:33] 1916.

[01:22:38] Ah, enough ghosts in this war already.

[01:22:45] You weren't gonna pee, were you?

[01:22:48] The arse went out of there, eh?

[01:22:50] The way no one wants to talk about it.

[01:22:53] I heard you was a hero, though.

[01:22:55] Held off the turrets all by your lonesome.

[01:22:59] That's one way to put it.

[01:23:02] How are you newbicepous to know what we're in for if the old tires won't tell us nothing?

[01:23:08] As full as you deserved to know.

[01:23:11] Who we was then.

[01:23:13] What we

[01:23:15] left behind

[01:23:18] books

[01:23:20] Memory plays tricks

[01:23:24] Gallipoli

[01:23:27] Looking back it's hard to tell what was reading what was just your own fear

[01:23:33] 9 months earlier.

[01:23:54] How many died in World War I?

[01:24:10] Back to World War II.

[01:24:19] 15 to 20 million.

[01:24:28] Oh, shit.

[01:24:30] He planted a siren at the Turks from Milan.

[01:24:37] Sorry, I was a little nervous.

[01:24:40] Anyway, I guess Johnny Turcolini knows we're on our way.

[01:24:45] Are you pleased, Johnny?

[01:24:49] It is dishonor, romance and adventure you'd hoped for.

[01:24:52] I've been in a boat in the dark before.

[01:24:55] And I didn't sign up for adventure.

[01:24:57] I signed up for my bet.

[01:24:59] You forget how to use an or see our thieves. Oh my god game play

[01:25:06] I never told us what the lefty looks like rocky is rocky beaches like home of warmer with less rain and more Turks

[01:25:22] See them lights

[01:25:24] That's a beautiful hour. Let me see let me see

[01:25:59] I think we might be overshoot.

[01:26:13] Are they guys Irish?

[01:26:15] Maybe.

[01:26:16] John?

[01:26:17] Do you think I can't read a compass?

[01:26:18] Just because I'm not a fisherman, it's just, if we ignore the current, who knows where

[01:26:23] we end up.

[01:26:24] You're right.

[01:26:25] Good man.

[01:26:26] It did say Newfoundland on the, uh, about to back her.

[01:26:52] The nurses, there's a nurse on one of them hospital, don't say no.

[01:26:56] I wonder if she's at home short too.

[01:27:00] Hey, maybe we'll see her.

[01:27:02] I'm not too interested in the nurses.

[01:27:04] He and their though, I'd have to have a couple of holes.

[01:27:08] Hey, look, there's a train.

[01:27:10] Hold up.

[01:27:13] Oh.

[01:27:15] Never mind.

[01:27:16] The ship sailed across the Aegean to bring back the fair Helen.

[01:27:18] If they hear Han was still buried at the large thousand ships like ten years of war,

[01:27:23] or was she down to ten, twenty boats, maybe?

[01:27:28] I see why you'd be so out the ladies, O'Leary.

[01:27:31] Go flattery, no, sir, kiss me here.

[01:27:34] Mystery and danger.

[01:27:35] Who's Helen?

[01:27:38] When we hit the beach, I want sound discipline, lads.

[01:27:41] No jelly, I'll duel.

[01:27:43] I've got the beach zero.

[01:27:44] If he knows we're there, we'll get up a cave shut.

[01:27:47] Uh, how long are we on that beach, sir?

[01:27:50] Do we know where we're supposed to go?

[01:27:52] What do you mean, sir?

[01:27:53] We don't already know where we're supposed to go.

[01:27:56] I will be given a map.

[01:28:00] Yeah, they're speaking very quietly.

[01:28:06] Thank you, sir. That's very reassuring.

[01:28:08] Good ones. Very well planned, sir.

[01:28:11] Is that better?

[01:28:13] Or not?

[01:28:15] Okay.

[01:28:15] really come on man I think I just killed my shit the audio just died bro

[01:28:33] You fucking hit me, dude?

[01:28:40] Hold up.

[01:28:44] I might need to restart the game.

[01:28:50] Wait.

[01:28:55] Come on, man.

[01:29:02] Hold up.

[01:29:09] Wow.

[01:29:17] That's unfortunate.

[01:29:30] That is unfortunate.

[01:29:47] Hold up guys.

[01:29:57] Wow.

[01:30:09] really. Shit, I'm gonna have to re, oh my god, I'm gonna have to restart and probably

[01:30:25] We're going to have to go through the segment again for this game.

[01:30:28] That is unfortunate.

[01:30:55] Speed run it? It's not really speed running.

[01:31:13] Okay, I'm just seeing if I can fix it, and if not, I'm going to restart it.

[01:31:25] Let me see, let me see.

[01:31:32] Hold that buzz.

[01:31:41] Come on, buddy.

[01:31:51] Come on buddy.

[01:32:16] All right, yeah, I got to restart my computer. It's not working.

[01:32:26] Lol, that sucks.

[01:32:31] Return unsaved progress will be lost time since last saved two minutes.

[01:32:37] I guess it's not that bad.

[01:32:43] I got to restart boys hold up hold up let me see let me see

[01:32:55] oh update and restart windows why why do you do this

[01:33:13] Hold up, people. Hold up. Bill Gates hates you? I don't think so. I don't think he cares.

[01:33:38] I don't think, I don't think Bill cares at all.

[01:33:53] Use Linux.

[01:33:55] Yeah, that's not gonna, that's not gonna do anything.

[01:34:05] I don't wanna take that long.

[01:34:08] Usually Windows updates debate you though,

[01:34:10] and it takes longer on the restart than it does on the,

[01:34:14] that initial install is the fast part.

[01:34:18] This is the long part coming up.

[01:34:35] Change the category.

[01:34:37] What do you mean? I'm in the caribou trail.

[01:34:45] What are you talking about, bro?

[01:34:49] Boo-doo, boo-doo.

[01:34:59] I have auto windows updates disabled via group policy, no stress.

[01:35:07] Get the steam machine for streaming.

[01:35:14] That doesn't sound like a good idea.

[01:35:21] The steam machine makes sense as a potential streaming PC, not a gaming PC.

[01:35:29] It won't be powerful enough.

[01:35:36] Use the soldier boy console much better.

[01:35:50] True.

[01:36:06] Holy crap, two restarts, hold up, people, hold up, why would you need high power for

[01:36:24] a streaming PC?

[01:36:34] We need a really good CPU.

[01:36:46] I mean, I know now you can use your GPU for some encoders,

[01:36:51] but I'm pretty sure you still want just a really good CPU

[01:36:54] encoding, so that was the way.

[01:36:55] I

[01:37:03] Was we in we good as we were loading up the game and going

[01:37:16] And oh no

[01:37:25] Oh

[01:37:32] What the hell bro that guy beat in CS yesterday that was satisfying added me to friends

[01:37:45] God damn it chat, I think I think my audio might be give me a sec

[01:37:55] Wait, actually, I think we might be good, potentially saved.

[01:38:23] Take two.

[01:38:24] I thought it was cooked.

[01:38:28] All right, as we were, the caribou trail.

[01:38:33] World War I, we're going to Turkey, the Ottomans.

[01:38:44] All right, all right.

[01:38:49] My immersion is lost, they're sailing, we're going.

[01:38:54] Don't let them stare at me.

[01:39:01] My sister's a nurse, so one of them hospital goats near one.

[01:39:06] I wonder if she's had to go short to...

[01:39:10] Yeah, maybe to see her.

[01:39:12] I'm not too interested in those nurses.

[01:39:14] He means that I'd have to have a couple of hoes.

[01:39:18] It looks like a trunnist with two hoes.

[01:39:21] a black ship sailed across the Aegean to bring back the fair Helen. If you hear Helen was still

[01:39:26] very good to launch a thousand ships after ten years of war or wishing out to ten twenty most

[01:39:32] right now. Helen of Troy! The ladies are leaving. Go flattery! No sir,

[01:39:39] it is the air of mystery and danger. Who's Helen? Let me hit the beach! Or sound

[01:39:46] Discipline. No, get him! Abdul! I've got beach zero. If he knows we're there, we'll get a bouquet of shakna.

[01:39:53] Uh, how long are we on that beach, sir?

[01:39:56] Do we know where we're supposed to go? You mean, sir? We don't already know where we're supposed to go.

[01:40:02] I will be given a map.

[01:40:06] Uh, thank you, sir. That's a very good idea.

[01:40:08] Wait, do we have any guns?

[01:40:09] Sounds like a very good plan, sir.

[01:40:13] Uh-oh.

[01:40:15] Many voices see

[01:40:21] You supposed he went to University was that you get an instant at this

[01:40:42] I did not see those birds

[01:40:45] that's where we're going

[01:41:10] Care but trail. You're in this war. 1916.

[01:41:21] God damn man.

[01:41:26] More than 100 years.

[01:41:36] You coming? Grab your backpack and let's go.

[01:41:40] You woman!

[01:41:53] Oh shit, okay. My gear.

[01:41:56] I was wondering if we had guns.

[01:41:59] You made it to shore, boys!

[01:42:10] So we got here. A world without smartphones. Oh, this guy right here. He was on our boat.

[01:42:39] He's got a white dot you should probably talk to him sir

[01:42:44] We're ready

[01:42:46] Already men line up behind me and stand at the ready

[01:42:52] Your home guys was new

[01:42:58] Why never been this far from st. John's I never dreamed I'd go this far from st. John's

[01:43:02] I've seen Jains.

[01:43:05] I know.

[01:43:06] When I look at the bay with the ships and all, it almost kind of reminds me of St. John's

[01:43:10] and all that.

[01:43:11] Yes, exactly.

[01:43:12] It's fish boats, it's destroyers and transport ships.

[01:43:14] Otherwise, it's just like home.

[01:43:17] That's funny.

[01:43:18] I was listening to the waves and I could almost imagine being on the war back up.

[01:43:23] Oh!

[01:43:24] That one was close!

[01:43:26] Geez!

[01:43:27] Oh, shit!

[01:43:28] Oh, shit.

[01:43:33] Uh-oh.

[01:43:42] Now where are we going?

[01:43:46] Good thing there's a path this way.

[01:43:56] Oh, there's a bunch of us.

[01:43:58] Is that a flare?

[01:44:05] Uh-oh.

[01:44:10] Oh no.

[01:44:16] Oh no.

[01:44:22] Capsured?

[01:44:52] Well, I guess he's just passed out.

[01:45:03] What happened?

[01:45:16] He doesn't know. I still got all my stuff here.

[01:45:22] Oh, okay.

[01:45:27] Reserve camp?

[01:45:28] Wow.

[01:45:29] In 1915.

[01:45:30] Fish, you're awake!

[01:45:31] That's a matter of opinion, Bay.

[01:45:32] You were out for hours.

[01:45:33] I was getting worried.

[01:45:34] Hours?

[01:45:35] Did I miss anything important?

[01:45:36] Yeah, we set you up in a tent with us.

[01:45:37] We got lucky.

[01:45:38] It was the only standing on the left.

[01:45:39] Anyways, we should get you to the medic.

[01:45:40] Just to make sure.

[01:45:41] Corporal Byrne.

[01:45:42] Okay.

[01:45:43] tent with us we got lucky it was the only standing on the left anyways we should get you to the medic

[01:45:49] just to make sure corporal burn where is he to we can ask abdon he's over by the kitchen

[01:45:55] i made you a little map of the camp it's easy to get lost around here map map and compass

[01:46:03] Oh, report to Ogden for a checkup.

[01:46:10] I think that's the tree.

[01:46:15] Hold on, man.

[01:46:18] Turkish lines.

[01:46:19] There's the damn beach.

[01:46:21] I think the fire's right there to the left of the beach.

[01:46:26] Alright.

[01:46:27] Oh, whoops.

[01:46:28] Alright, we're going this way.

[01:46:32] there's the tree that's where we're at right there I think it's I think it's

[01:46:38] this way boys I think it's this way I think it's that tent over there you see

[01:46:48] your legs whoa you can

[01:46:51] Yeah, what's he cooking?

[01:46:56] Nothing.

[01:46:57] Oh, it is this guy.

[01:47:02] is this guy sir yes where's our medic to local burn but hit by a shallow landed

[01:47:09] so no more medic for us I request I just thought someone should have a look

[01:47:16] at fish nose wait I can do that are you bleeding anywhere no anything broken but

[01:47:22] my head hurts something fierce congratulations hearty you get to go

[01:47:26] really sir okay I guess that's all we get for now is it dinner time yet I

[01:47:36] wouldn't mind getting back to our tent to get a fire going but if you want to

[01:47:41] explore a bit first I'll take a long now I'm hungry to let's do it now let's let's

[01:47:49] Let's go do that. Let's go start a fire.

[01:47:55] What the hell bro? Smoke them?

[01:48:09] Okay, okay!

[01:48:13] Does this start 10th here?

[01:48:15] Oh yeah, right here.

[01:48:17] ready the cockfish and the day and start cooking never been ready

[01:48:26] yeah Lonnie is too nice he's gonna die well it's like I guessed the lieutenant

[01:48:35] is lovely under parade ground boss gets him where the enemy can shoot his boys

[01:48:38] and he's completely lost keep going off at him he'll have you taking the trains

[01:48:43] for the rest of the war. Which are myths.

[01:48:48] We got crackers and we got some salt.

[01:48:50] So what's in the pot for supper tonight, fish?

[01:48:54] Okay. Just an artack, I'm afraid.

[01:48:57] Some saltines.

[01:48:59] I'm gonna soften them up.

[01:49:01] Make them, uh, edible.

[01:49:04] Mm-hmm. How long does that can take?

[01:49:06] If you keep them moving, they'll soak up faster.

[01:49:11] Okay.

[01:49:13] That looks, that looks alright.

[01:49:23] Can't you read this along?

[01:49:27] I'll try.

[01:49:28] Mash him.

[01:49:29] Mash him.

[01:49:30] There you go man.

[01:49:35] Another one.

[01:49:36] Oh I missed.

[01:49:37] There we go.

[01:49:38] Keep mashing.

[01:49:39] Come on.

[01:49:40] You're mashing. Come on.

[01:49:44] We're gonna be here all day mashing this shit. What the fuck?

[01:49:49] Are these things even mashing?

[01:49:55] When do we have the salt?

[01:50:10] All my teeth

[01:50:17] There we go

[01:50:23] Stop stirring that's just not done dude. We've got our salt ration

[01:50:27] Wilchery such that's only a key

[01:50:32] Good old salt

[01:50:40] There you go.

[01:50:50] I think they'll be done soon.

[01:50:52] Can I taste it?

[01:50:53] Yeah, I gotta taste it.

[01:50:54] I wonder what these squares actually consist of.

[01:51:09] noticed that now did you

[01:51:18] they just cook up some fishing brooks

[01:51:20] you'll get a right story

[01:51:24] oh god

[01:51:25] it's still fishing brooks

[01:51:27] have fish?

[01:51:28] scrunch and some tack will be alright I suppose

[01:51:30] we'll have all the big scrunchies

[01:51:32] I'm not sure you boys understand how a recipe works

[01:51:35] Oh that's looking good now. Alright I can stop. Oh my fucking god, I thought I was gonna do that for like a year.

[01:51:44] Yeeeah.

[01:52:05] prayer you know just in case you are prayer understandable there's no

[01:52:12] atheists on a boat storm

[01:52:15] and then i saw it what the ghost ship you see the ghost ship yep with your own eyes

[01:52:24] i've just met a fellow who said he saw it first i see a mask all behind a wave

[01:52:29] Demonship appears in the crest.

[01:52:32] It's cruel, cruel, and furiously, and I know his eyes,

[01:52:35] but God's men, I never seen him as a man.

[01:52:39] I knew right then, he was a ghost.

[01:52:43] And then, he was gone.

[01:52:45] And I turned, and there he is, right behind me.

[01:52:49] And he says, I told you, bro, this is like mixtape.

[01:52:56] There's no gameplay there is motherfucker. I'm matching the stew idiot

[01:53:09] What is it listening oh

[01:53:13] You guys supposed to be listening that's just rude. Oh my god. There you go. Look at the soup boys

[01:53:20] There it is

[01:53:26] Oof! That's looking good.

[01:53:32] Soup master.

[01:53:33] Mmm.

[01:53:34] Well.

[01:53:35] Goddamn that's just good.

[01:53:36] That wasn't so bad.

[01:53:37] Well, I can bear your thanks to the chef.

[01:53:38] Almost like home.

[01:53:39] Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[01:53:40] Hey.

[01:53:41] Hey.

[01:53:42] Hey.

[01:53:43] Hey.

[01:53:44] Hey.

[01:53:45] Hey.

[01:53:46] Hey.

[01:53:47] Hey.

[01:53:48] Hey.

[01:53:49] Hey.

[01:53:50] Hey.

[01:53:51] Hey.

[01:53:52] Hey.

[01:53:53] tastes like shit okay brother what are you forcing us to watch we settled

[01:54:02] into a routine motherfucker there's an X on the top right message rats and flies

[01:54:08] wondering when the Turks would come or if we go to them or what well when you

[01:54:16] got nothing to do it's an officer's job to come up with something and Gordo well

[01:54:22] Well, he had a gift for talking himself into trouble, and us, too.

[01:54:32] Front lines?

[01:54:52] King and country.

[01:54:58] Okay, here we go.

[01:55:22] Keep that heart if we comes upon us here you can read him out can't you

[01:55:29] We can start by going along the side of that hill up north keep us out of sight of ways

[01:55:35] Let's do it. Let's move

[01:55:42] Am I leading

[01:55:46] Touch you don't appreciate a chance to stretch your legs

[01:55:48] You could apologize.

[01:55:50] That's a gordo close to outward means.

[01:55:52] I was married in this.

[01:55:54] I don't really apologize. You know, I care to deal with this tree.

[01:55:56] Lonnie, would you rather go over the toppers

[01:55:58] and sit in a trench worrying about it?

[01:56:00] I suppose.

[01:56:04] Yeah, which way, man?

[01:56:06] You got the mission.

[01:56:08] I don't know.

[01:56:10] Front lines?

[01:56:14] Wait, where's the other one?

[01:56:16] Support lines.

[01:56:20] Where the fuck are we going? Exploring a man's line down to section C.

[01:56:30] Alright, this leaves there. Okay.

[01:56:46] what up what up hello hello hello hello there it is

[01:56:58] that's where he goes under the top do our bits for paying country sorry jimmy state

[01:57:04] oh no what's wrong hanging man that's an ordinary death in it is it that that the honesty it

[01:57:13] That wasn't how it was.

[01:57:18] God save our asses

[01:57:32] What a voice

[01:57:37] Make him leave first

[01:57:39] You're making me nervous with that whistling.

[01:57:42] Sorry, habit.

[01:57:45] You know, being Eddie upside down don't mean someone's gonna die.

[01:57:49] That is too dangerous.

[01:57:51] Is this guy?

[01:57:52] Sure.

[01:57:53] There's nothing.

[01:57:55] I see.

[01:57:57] What do you have?

[01:57:58] This is his paw.

[01:58:00] He's beautiful.

[01:58:01] Holy.

[01:58:02] His?

[01:58:03] That's her flying machine over there, isn't it?

[01:58:06] I wouldn't say she's floating.

[01:58:08] Chat game complainers will be banned that you are cringe and get a fucking hobby outside of the fucking

[01:58:13] Yeah, oh twitch.tv you fucking loser shit

[01:58:17] Shut the fuck up

[01:58:25] You mean your fucking shiny spy is cringing

[01:58:31] He sadly has to spy on your dumbass

[01:58:38] I feel bad for him, not you.

[01:58:43] We can come for you to the halfway through our section.

[01:58:50] Not bad.

[01:58:54] 87, let's go.

[01:58:59] Ah, where we going, bro? Where we going? This way or down?

[01:59:08] Come on boys, let's move!

[01:59:17] Beware active sniper...

[01:59:19] Oh fuck.

[01:59:20] Oh fuck.

[01:59:21] Alright.

[01:59:22] Oh shit.

[01:59:23] Yeah, I don't think, I think he's still going to move.

[01:59:28] Oh shit. Yeah, I don't think, I think he's still gonna see us. We're just slower moving

[01:59:39] targets. Right here. Saved. He can't see us here.

[01:59:55] All right, oh god, I stood up. You saw me. I want to say it's a bad game. It's definitely

[02:00:12] just like a slower paced, more interactive, story-based game, bro.

[02:00:21] You couldn't pay me enough to go home when it takes.

[02:00:24] I could dare you, though.

[02:00:27] A walking sim? There's a lot of walking sims that are still games.

[02:00:32] Chat, I'm not gonna argue with motherfuckers who enjoy playing games.

[02:00:36] Were you literally...

[02:00:37] Guys, we're not doing this. We're not doing this right now. We're not doing this.

[02:00:41] The dumb ass takes of gamers needs to be studied.

[02:00:45] We cannot do this.

[02:00:49] We cannot do this.

[02:00:51] Holy shit.

[02:01:02] No

[02:01:16] All right here we go

[02:01:21] Yeah, this seems like a suicide mission.

[02:01:28] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

[02:01:37] Alright.

[02:01:47] All right, we almost walked all the way here here we go here we go

[02:02:04] You're the one who talked to the commander to make us go on this mission and now you're following me I

[02:02:09] I don't want to be on this mission, I'm not so ready to collapse.

[02:02:18] Hold on, do I still have the map in here?

[02:02:23] My access point.

[02:02:25] Uh, down to section C. Okay, I think we gotta go back.

[02:02:32] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

[02:02:35] Get your head down, you arse.

[02:02:38] Isn't there a path right here?

[02:02:45] What the fuck is Section C? Brah! All the way down there?

[02:02:51] I think we'll make it.

[02:02:55] Was that the right way? I don't know if it was the right way. It could have been. It looked like it brought us back.

[02:03:01] No, I think this is the right way.

[02:03:08] Yo, this guy's dead.

[02:03:14] This guy's dead, too.

[02:03:32] Oh, God.

[02:03:38] You ever slept on a dead man before?

[02:03:41] He gasped, like...

[02:03:42] I did that once, Tazdass.

[02:03:44] It's the gases from the future faction.

[02:03:53] Are you okay, Lonnie?

[02:03:55] I mean, we still got a ways to go.

[02:03:57] I'm sorry.

[02:03:59] I...

[02:04:00] I'm not sure I can do this.

[02:04:02] Buddy, but he's not going to be the last dead man we're going to meet, no man's end.

[02:04:06] Ah, can you make his back on your own?

[02:04:08] If we send him back, they'll shoot him.

[02:04:12] Oh, no.

[02:04:13] What's that sticking out in this well?

[02:04:16] If Das don't beat him, this here is surely more indictments.

[02:04:20] Dileable intelligence.

[02:04:21] I recognize it.

[02:04:23] I can't even read it.

[02:04:24] He was probably on a wrecking leg, us.

[02:04:26] We better get back to the lieutenant.

[02:04:27] You immediately, if not, son, Fish and I will be breaking into him.

[02:04:31] Take that right back to our lines.

[02:04:33] You sure?

[02:04:33] It's wicked, Eric.

[02:04:35] I won't fail you, doesn't I?

[02:04:36] Now go on, and don't go spare the horses.

[02:04:39] I'll just catch my breath a few seconds.

[02:04:42] I'll be fine, Fish.

[02:04:44] You guys go on.

[02:04:46] Okay.

[02:04:48] If you say so, bro.

[02:05:01] Oh my god.

[02:05:05] how did you know that was valuable intelligence you can't read turkish

[02:05:11] not a spy how did i know it wasn't

[02:05:14] oh my god i think we made it

[02:05:22] we made it easy

[02:05:35] Insane wire cutters very nice

[02:06:00] That was not the way to do that

[02:06:05] Galapoli is unconquerable?

[02:06:23] He's just left me man

[02:06:37] Is it good look is it a Gallipoli there's a Gallipoli Gallipoli

[02:06:46] Shit

[02:06:49] Gordo

[02:06:51] dude why did you leave me mad what the f- oh my god yo holy shi-

[02:07:10] Gordo where are you two?

[02:07:15] he actually booked it and left

[02:07:21] Oh my god.

[02:07:28] How do you get past this?

[02:07:37] Oh my god.

[02:07:46] Don't get caught on this one, bro, please.

[02:07:57] Oh my god, what the fuck!

[02:08:06] Fish, fish.

[02:08:09] Why you left me, man?

[02:08:13] You always be lying.

[02:08:18] Captain Bison.

[02:08:20] Captain Bison.

[02:08:22] Captain Bison.

[02:08:24] Captain Bison.

[02:08:26] Captain Bison.

[02:08:28] Captain Bison.

[02:08:30] Captain Bison.

[02:08:32] Captain Bison.

[02:08:34] Temp Temp buys back there. One of them looked right at me.

[02:08:38] Temp fillers. His lung passed looking as anyone, I guarantees ya.

[02:08:42] It was too. Look at-

[02:08:44] No, Fish. It was not. Calm down.

[02:08:51] You know what happens when you don't bury a man proper way.

[02:08:53] Don't you go south-headed on me now, buddy. It's enough with Lonnie and his jack-o-lanterns.

[02:09:00] Oh, jump it, Jesus. I was close.

[02:09:04] Uh-oh.

[02:09:08] Alright!

[02:09:19] You know, just like mixtape, this game reminds me of a Netflix game.

[02:09:24] Where it's like a little interactivity to just tell a story, and it's like a short game.

[02:09:30] That could be a little movie.

[02:09:34] That's what it reminds me of That's not, that's not a bad thing

[02:09:43] I'm not saying it as a bad thing, it's just a different way to make a video game

[02:09:48] What the hell are you happy about?

[02:09:55] I never come that close to dying That's not a bad thing

[02:10:00] It is a game, bro.

[02:10:10] This fucking guy, bro.

[02:10:13] Is your ego really that fucking big that you think the industry caters to your shit taste

[02:10:17] for every single fucking game that comes out?

[02:10:20] Literally, since you typed your dumbass message, probably like ten other games are released.

[02:10:26] intense looked mighty cozy to us so how was the end of the recce did you ever

[02:10:33] find that Tommy pilot we didn't he must have crawled off somewhere we got

[02:10:39] shelled pretty good too I never thought I'd be so happy to jump into a hole of

[02:10:43] your own I was so worried oh you're worried about us those whizz wings weren't

[02:10:48] even close that's not exactly what you said I did

[02:10:51] to see it. I guess he doesn't show up. He's in a dugout and just board trenches. You can

[02:10:58] go down that mountain path over by the storage. Yes sir. Tell him Gordo says hi. When we was

[02:11:04] out there, you didn't really need me to bring nothing back to our lines did you? Are you

[02:11:09] kidding? We absolutely did. It was very important what you did. You was looking up for me. I

[02:11:16] I figured we didn't all of us need to get kids.

[02:11:19] Come on.

[02:11:20] I gotta go see them.

[02:11:21] I'll come with you.

[02:11:26] All right, here we go.

[02:11:27] That was cool chat.

[02:11:28] Next game.

[02:11:33] That was called the Caribou Trail.

[02:11:37] What do we got going on here?

[02:11:38] The next game as we continue.

[02:11:46] Um, we are jumping to another one here.

[02:12:02] Let's see what we got here.

[02:12:05] The next game is.

[02:12:15] Let's see what we have here. Let's see what we have here.

[02:12:21] Actually, I already know what we have here.

[02:12:30] We got a brand new release known as Black Jacket.

[02:12:38] Let's see. Let's see.

[02:12:42] Boost speech volume.

[02:12:45] Game speed 1.5x.

[02:12:52] Let's see, let's see, new journey.

[02:13:01] Without a gasp, a flicker of memory, or even a name, you wake in the underworld.

[02:13:12] souls shambled restlessly under a crimson sky. Somewhere in the distance the fairy man awaits

[02:13:25] you. For a price, he might take you back to the life you were robbed of.

[02:13:33] I thought we were playing Blackjack.

[02:13:36] You need coin.

[02:13:38] Lots of it.

[02:13:40] Even in death?

[02:13:42] Come on, man.

[02:13:44] Need a job even then?

[02:13:47] You are finally here again.

[02:13:50] How I have missed you.

[02:13:52] My name is Reed.

[02:13:54] Reed?

[02:13:55] You might struggle to remember me. That's alright.

[02:13:57] Let's get back to something familiar.

[02:14:00] Here.

[02:14:02] Oh, this is very nice.

[02:14:04] Oh, this is very nice.

[02:14:14] Cars?

[02:14:28] Oh, okay.

[02:14:32] Now it's my turn.

[02:14:35] The goal is to get close to 21, but not over.

[02:14:39] If your cards add up to 22 or more, you bust.

[02:14:44] Since you only have an 8, you are safe to draw.

[02:14:48] Okay.

[02:14:49] 17.

[02:14:50] 17 is a risky spot to be in.

[02:14:55] If you draw a 5 or higher, you bust.

[02:14:57] I suggest you pass.

[02:15:00] Let's see.

[02:15:02] Once we've both passed, we compare our cards and see who wins.

[02:15:06] Oh no, it seems I've gone over 21.

[02:15:14] Because I busted and you didn't, the winner gets their bet back and the losers coins go

[02:15:20] to the pot.

[02:15:24] The winner's pot holds all the coins we lose.

[02:15:28] If I lose my last coin, you get everything in the winner's pot.

[02:15:33] Your opponent will always take the first turn.

[02:15:37] It's just a little rule I made to help you out.

[02:15:40] What is this?

[02:15:41] Pay coins into the bet?

[02:15:42] Pay coins into the bet?

[02:15:44] Okay.

[02:15:45] Soothing, isn't it?

[02:15:47] Oh, an ace!

[02:15:51] Try putting it into your sleeve instead of playing it.

[02:15:54] Into your sleeve?

[02:15:55] You can hold cards in your sleeve by paying into the bet.

[02:16:00] The costs rise each time you sleep.

[02:16:02] What the hell, bro?

[02:16:03] You can just like hold this?

[02:16:06] And it costs your soul coins.

[02:16:11] Every time you sleep, some of your coins are moved to the bet.

[02:16:16] Since you didn't play a card, it is still your turn.

[02:16:20] Really?

[02:16:21] I'm assuming I can play a card and then add this back in if I want it as a 1er and 11.

[02:16:27] Another one.

[02:16:29] Well now it's fucking useless.

[02:16:32] You might have noticed already that some slots on the table have costs.

[02:16:38] See what happens when I play into it.

[02:16:41] Playing a card into the slot forced me to raise the bend.

[02:16:46] most souls you encounter will try to avoid this for as long as they can. Don't worry, take a chance.

[02:16:57] Okay.

[02:17:00] Pass. You are at 19. You should also pass.

[02:17:05] you win again well done at the end of the round loser bet is I wonder if I collect

[02:17:20] these at the end too you know what fuck you brah I'm gonna can I play my ace so

[02:17:28] I can't play my sleeve card.

[02:17:36] A 10.

[02:17:37] OK, now I can.

[02:17:38] Send me both in luck today.

[02:17:39] Let me 21.

[02:17:41] You start each encounter with two of them

[02:17:44] in your rightmost slots.

[02:17:46] If you play a card there, the effect is activated.

[02:17:50] Oh, this is how it turns into a good one.

[02:17:52] Play your ace into any slot with an exploit effect.

[02:17:55] It will force me to pay my last coin into the bet.

[02:18:00] Oh, I see, okay.

[02:18:06] Notice that your ace has two values.

[02:18:10] Cards with multiple values, like aces.

[02:18:15] Basic blackjack.

[02:18:16] You have a blackjack, which is the best hand in the game.

[02:18:21] You should pass.

[02:18:22] Just go to state. Yeah, true.

[02:18:29] I don't think the gamifying of some gambling games is bad, as long as you're not a fucking

[02:18:43] dumbass. If you can't handle yourself, that's the

[02:18:48] Problem you get all the coins that have been gambling addiction is like two-head if you bring them to a shop

[02:18:54] You may spend that to improve your debt

[02:18:58] Excuse me one head

[02:19:03] Keep a close eye on how many coins you have if you lose them all your journey is over

[02:19:11] Right well people who just enjoy the fucking cards are fine dude if you go to the addiction road

[02:19:18] That fucking sucks, but I mean, I don't know what to tell you

[02:19:24] Hover the boss icon to see their curse a curse is a negative modifier that'll be active during your encounter with them

[02:19:31] It's not like blackjack's a bad game. It's not like Pogre's a bad game. Just like the

[02:19:36] It's the fucking cards and chance

[02:19:39] That's what's interesting dude. It's like a fucking magic trick. You're playing with chance

[02:19:44] RNG

[02:19:46] When you start being a fucking idiot with money with it, that's when it goes

[02:19:52] Bad, you know

[02:19:57] Anything can be addictive. Yeah, I mean if you don't know how to moderate yourself in anything well then you shouldn't do it

[02:20:03] So and if you're not gonna heed others advice like I said one head. Oh

[02:20:11] Hello

[02:20:12] Such a pleasant surprise

[02:20:14] When you start a journey, you will choose three suits that will be in that journey shops

[02:20:21] For this journey. I have already chosen a few good ones for you

[02:20:27] Cops are my favorite

[02:20:29] Coins in the winners pot will be spent first

[02:20:33] You may deep into your personal stash as well. Have a look around

[02:20:37] Okay, chill, bro. What are we even doing here while highlighting a card to focus on it? Okay, shuffle a card. Okay, this is where it turns into a whole different game.

[02:20:55] game. It's Blackjack with Modifiers. Shuffle a language card into their deck. Shuffle the

[02:21:02] named card into the target deck. That card will be removed from the deck at the end of

[02:21:06] the encounter. Discard the opposing card. 8 of 10. Ear Stash, Winner's Pot. Choose one

[02:21:21] blank card in your deck and awaken it liking its effects.

[02:21:26] Insight, look at and rearrange the top X cards of your deck, you may put them at the top

[02:21:31] or bottom.

[02:21:33] I'm not really sure right now, I think I'm just going to get a, uh, I'll just get this.

[02:21:40] Before you leave, one last piece of advice.

[02:21:42] Oh wait, this one is free.

[02:21:45] Comes with face cards.

[02:21:47] Try playing them next to each other and see what happens.

[02:21:50] Don't fear defeat. I will always be here for you. Good luck.

[02:21:57] Okay. Alright, let's see.

[02:22:01] Choose one awakened card. Whisper. This effect triggers when a card is played into this card's hollow slot. Whisper effects are not optional.

[02:22:09] Force the opponent to put X coins into the bet.

[02:22:13] Drain increases the target's value to zero and increases this card's highest value by the same amount.

[02:22:21] Put the named card somewhere in the target, and the card is removed at the end of the encounter.

[02:22:27] Forced Raise 1.

[02:22:34] I don't know.

[02:22:36] This sounds nice.

[02:22:39] I gotta see them in action.

[02:22:41] Soul 4, cards 12, suits used, we're at the first encounter.

[02:22:48] I've got a fairy to catch.

[02:22:51] Okay, Motherfucker, chill, brother.

[02:22:55] Okay, let's see here.

[02:22:58] Drain the opposing card. Does this act in site 1?

[02:23:02] Demand a face card.

[02:23:06] Fuck, what is in site 1?

[02:23:09] It's gonna take one of it. What if I put this here?

[02:23:15] Drain the opposing card

[02:23:19] So this makes it a 13

[02:23:25] Am I doing this right 13?

[02:23:35] Oh, I think I was supposed to press something there

[02:23:39] Discard the opposing card.

[02:23:51] Okay.

[02:24:03] Shit on, shit on.

[02:24:07] Shit on, bitch.

[02:24:09] Not that apparently I did that right?

[02:24:12] I'm gonna use the ace.

[02:24:14] Insight one.

[02:24:19] Look at the top card of your deck and put it back on top or bottom in any order.

[02:24:25] All right, I want this... Oh, is that how you do it?

[02:24:27] Well, that's great. That's a blackjack.

[02:24:30] Lol.

[02:24:39] No!

[02:24:40] How?

[02:24:41] Blackjack.

[02:24:42] That's out.

[02:24:43] Just one match.

[02:24:44] Oh, okay.

[02:24:45] Shop Wild Cards.

[02:24:46] Getting used to all the effects on these cards is always the weird shit about these card

[02:25:01] games, especially if you don't plan too much.

[02:25:03] You gotta just use them to kind of see.

[02:25:06] Oh, so Insight 1 just actually just always lets you look at the top card and shuffle

[02:25:13] it to the top or the bottom.

[02:25:14] Look at and rearrange the top card of your deck.

[02:25:17] You may put them.

[02:25:18] Insight seems really good.

[02:25:22] Oh, okay.

[02:25:25] That's what the language card is.

[02:25:30] I put this card in their deck.

[02:25:34] So I play the four and then it puts the four in their deck.

[02:25:41] This card is all of your opponent's cards from the table, when this card would be discarded

[02:25:44] from the table, it is instead removed until the end of this encounter.

[02:25:48] That seems pretty nice.

[02:25:50] And then these are just basic shit-ass cards.

[02:25:56] Add two random awakened club cards to your deck.

[02:26:00] One coin at the start of each encounter

[02:26:07] But if I awaken the ace so you can see three cards

[02:26:13] If you blackjack you see three cards

[02:26:16] Yeah, what does insight do? I can't tell what the fuck it does. Look at, oh, I never mind,

[02:26:30] insight too, so, oh, okay, so you can see two cards. All right, I'm gonna, I don't know

[02:26:39] Which one should we just try this one yellow?

[02:26:45] Let's do that one. Let's see what happens with the ace I

[02:26:50] Don't want the other cards. There's threes gain seven coins

[02:26:55] Double up choose two cards

[02:26:58] sevens

[02:27:02] Force amount about x points into the bet

[02:27:05] I'll do the sevens

[02:27:07] Maybe we'll hit a 714-21. Exhaust each sleeved card at the start of each round.

[02:27:18] I have no idea. Okay, oh fuck.

[02:27:22] Ah, ain't you a sight for sore eyes. Pull up a chair.

[02:27:30] What?

[02:27:32] You and me are gonna have ourselves a friendly game.

[02:27:36] Demand a face card?

[02:27:38] I always say, let the good times roll!

[02:27:42] Ha ha ha ha!

[02:27:44] Okay, let's focus on the game, please.

[02:27:47] Wait, what if I do this?

[02:27:48] Demand a face card, get a 20 and pass.

[02:27:52] Let's see.

[02:27:55] Look at the top of the treasure deck and choose one to sleeve that fits the demand statement.

[02:28:06] I'll get the top of the round and I can choose one to sleep that fits the demand statement.

[02:28:13] Um, I'm gonna discard...

[02:28:15] Can I just skip this?

[02:28:29] Oh, there's no face cards on the top three.

[02:28:33] What the fuck this sleet want to sleeve that fits the demand statement demand a face card

[02:28:42] So I have none so I can't do it. Oh, so it just shows the top three. Okay. Okay. I see

[02:28:52] Discard their cards exhaust

[02:28:58] This is not good

[02:29:03] Raise one, insight two.

[02:29:08] Dude, that's unfortunate.

[02:29:14] Well, I mean, it's a one.

[02:29:21] Yeah, let me sleep the ace.

[02:29:27] Actually amazing.

[02:29:28] I don't think I need insight one.

[02:29:29] I could play here, but I don't think I need to.

[02:29:46] Yeah, yeah.

[02:29:47] Just take them already.

[02:29:51] Really?

[02:29:52] Oh wait, you can, oh, the sleeve only lasts the round.

[02:29:59] I'm not really worth it.

[02:30:08] Alright, exhaust each sleeve card at the side of each round.

[02:30:14] Yes.

[02:30:15] Insight one.

[02:30:16] I'm gonna put this at the bottom, because I'm gonna bust.

[02:30:27] Yeah, this is insane, what the fuck.

[02:30:34] Whatever, oh, yo, okay, okay, whatever, whatever.

[02:30:47] Really?

[02:30:49] Ha!

[02:30:51] Still got it.

[02:30:54] Wow, so there's no pushing.

[02:30:58] Yikes.

[02:31:04] Oof.

[02:31:09] A 13?

[02:31:11] Maybe. Oh my god, I have zero left.

[02:31:21] Oh dear.

[02:31:24] really I have to oh my wait put an impulse card on the bottom of their deck I

[02:31:31] have to I have to train the opposing card I could sleep this and see if I pull a

[02:31:42] three but then this would also but then I'm gonna bust I don't think I can do

[02:31:51] I'm gonna bust oh yeah I have no money to sleeve it as well I think I'm I think

[02:32:01] I'm I lost this

[02:32:08] oh damn

[02:32:12] Nope. It's over. It's over. How the fuck do I take this out? GG! You can zero that card?

[02:32:35] It didn't let me take it out. I can't even reset anything. It's like I have to stick

[02:32:39] with what I did.

[02:32:46] Ah, the cards always did love me.

[02:32:50] You go on and lick your wounds now.

[02:32:54] Come on, man!

[02:32:55] We'll see each other again real soon.

[02:32:59] I'm that lucky penny that keeps turning up.

[02:33:03] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:33:10] Let me try this again now.

[02:33:17] New journey.

[02:33:21] Hearts have low complexity.

[02:33:24] Diamonds can rearrange the top cards of your decks and let you play multiple cards into

[02:33:28] the same slot.

[02:33:30] Spades shuffle destructive cards into the opponent's deck and can rearrange the top card of their deck?

[02:33:35] Sure.

[02:33:38] Inshops?

[02:33:49] Oh, back so soon.

[02:33:51] How did your first gen go?

[02:33:55] This place has a tendency to catch people unwares, but don't let it get to you.

[02:34:00] why would I want to do this gain hollow why would I want to add I guess if I want more

[02:34:15] than uh like if i want six cards like i have really low numbers

[02:34:23] yikes

[02:34:28] oh

[02:34:30] I

[02:34:44] 15

[02:34:49] Versa 12 I could pass and maybe he'll hit a face card

[02:34:52] Yeah, when you pull it's over though, when you pull it's over, yeah, I should have just,

[02:35:02] I shouldn't have done that.

[02:35:04] When you see it, it's over because you already know what it is.

[02:35:15] You can't believe two.

[02:35:18] Okay, what if I do this? What if I do this?

[02:35:23] Into a face card.

[02:35:34] Wait.

[02:35:42] What? Wait, didn't I just get...

[02:35:46] I thought I just put the face card at the top and I was gonna make it a 20.

[02:35:53] Oh my goooosh.

[02:36:02] I have to...

[02:36:04] GG.

[02:36:05] GG.

[02:36:08] You can't sleep!

[02:36:09] Pass!

[02:36:12] This game needs a quick restart.

[02:36:16] Ah, which one?

[02:36:26] Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[02:36:42] Okay.

[02:36:47] Oh...

[02:36:51] Yeah, I'll play the 17.

[02:36:54] I'm gonna play the 17.

[02:36:55] Nope, I'll play the 17.

[02:36:59] I'm playing!

[02:37:13] Six eight

[02:37:17] So this card just stays here, that's what's weird. Okay, I could inside this I don't see why not

[02:37:24] It's very strong 16 kind of sucks balls, but I could and then I need a very small card. I

[02:37:35] Could double insight

[02:37:40] Risky play

[02:37:42] Oh, shit, saved.

[02:38:05] Okay, okay, okay. Awaken card, wild card, shop...

[02:38:12] Ray put x coins into the bet forced each month to put x coins into the bet

[02:38:18] I'm just gonna do basic bitch cards

[02:38:21] now

[02:38:26] So who's this guy? Oh

[02:38:30] Double up forced

[02:38:33] Nines fives threes

[02:38:37] Bolt move x coins from the winner's pot into your bet

[02:38:40] that. Bolster four so move four coins to the winner's spot into your bet. That sounds pretty

[02:38:46] good.

[02:38:49] I am going to move this to the bottom, uh oh, 19 and hold.

[02:39:18] this will make you happy.

[02:39:30] okay, okay

[02:39:42] do I sleeve it? I don't really like the five

[02:39:48] 13. I don't want it 15.

[02:40:17] What did I do wrong there?

[02:40:18] Well didn't that just show me that the six is at the top?

[02:40:23] Excuse me?

[02:40:26] What?

[02:40:29] Oh wait, did it exhaust the card?

[02:40:33] Oh it did, it did, it exhausted it.

[02:40:36] Oh he shuffled a language card.

[02:40:38] No, he shuffled a language card into their deck.

[02:40:42] I didn't notice the shuffle happened.

[02:40:44] Oh I busted it.

[02:40:45] God damn it man.

[02:40:47] I didn't see the shuffle after I did that.

[02:40:54] Okay, okay.

[02:41:04] Now I might just play an 18.

[02:41:09] Unless I now that I've sleeved this.

[02:41:13] to you okay now I just have to pray that I have better cards really really Wow

[02:41:35] Wow. Seven into a seven. I need a face card. Face card or an ace.

[02:41:41] What?

[02:41:43] Is that minus six on... What the f...

[02:41:48] Is that minus six on theirs?

[02:41:51] Or is this... Oh, this is... Oh, this is the language card.

[02:41:55] Oh, that's what the language card is.

[02:42:04] Brother.

[02:42:05] I can't take it out anymore.

[02:42:21] Oh, you can put stuff on top.

[02:42:28] Oh, that's how you discard it.

[02:42:31] Okay, well...

[02:42:33] Whoops!

[02:42:34] I'm pretty sure I lost anyways doesn't matter one day you too. We'll see how pointless

[02:42:51] Come on man, you could have played more

[02:43:04] I'm worried. Okay, I'm worried. I've been getting shit on the whole damn time. Let's up the

[02:43:20] mistakes. Another one in there. Oh god I hate 16s. Whatever I'll come back. We're gonna

[02:43:46] Start with the 10. Start with the 10.

[02:43:55] Shit, man.

[02:44:00] Dude, this game is... great.

[02:44:16] Bring it in.

[02:44:20] Ace.

[02:44:22] Four-four.

[02:44:24] Diamonds or face cards?

[02:44:28] Fifteen. Yikes.

[02:44:32] Fifteen, nine out of five or six.

[02:44:38] If you play face cards next to each other, they're upgraded.

[02:44:42] Yikes. Well, 17. Yes. There it is. Clean.

[02:45:08] I'll do a drink card and one of these.

[02:45:28] Burn your five.

[02:45:32] Solitude?

[02:45:33] What is this?

[02:45:34] one awakened card. Discard the opposing card. Sure. Sol Sol.

[02:45:49] Let's make this quick. Okay, okay. We'll take that. I'll take that right there. Increase

[02:45:56] by one and then I'll get a face card. One more face, one more face, and that's fine.

[02:46:08] We'll play it. What are you gonna do? Nothing.

[02:46:15] Just a momentary step back is all.

[02:46:30] A face into a face.

[02:46:45] Yeah, what are you talking about?

[02:46:50] What am I doing wrong?

[02:46:51] What's wrong here?

[02:46:52] Your face cards are all diamonds.

[02:46:56] Okay, and?

[02:47:03] Oh, all diamonds are faced so you know.

[02:47:14] Uh, what card you're gonna pull?

[02:47:16] If it's gonna be a face.

[02:47:18] Oh, I thought you- oh, the backs actually tell you shit?

[02:47:21] I did- uh, true.

[02:47:23] Okay.

[02:47:25] Do I sleep the two?

[02:47:34] I'm scared.

[02:47:36] The two's not good here.

[02:47:40] How do you know this is a four?

[02:47:42] Oh, so this card, just because the back drain the opposing card, 50 is very bad.

[02:47:50] I could always...

[02:47:59] Is this draining the card across from it?

[02:48:13] Yeah, but you can start as car votes is there an increase the size value by the same amount well this bust me

[02:48:19] This is gonna bust me I

[02:48:24] Thought it drains the next plate card

[02:48:40] Yeah, this is gonna become 14

[02:48:42] Oh, if it goes over, it turns to zero, so it can't kill you.

[02:49:00] And then we get 21.

[02:49:06] Wait, what?

[02:49:19] You beat me?

[02:49:20] I did.

[02:49:21] I did.

[02:49:22] I did indeed.

[02:49:23] I did indeed.

[02:49:24] I didn't need what

[02:49:37] Give me all the tens

[02:49:40] Artifact the first time you sleeve a card each round in set one add two random weakened spade cards to your deck

[02:49:49] Pretend that was worth it

[02:49:51] Yeah, I prefer basic blackjack too.

[02:49:55] I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, mom said I shouldn't, but...

[02:50:00] I don't know if you are a stranger, are you?

[02:50:08] This kid has unrestricted phone access, that's why he is his favorite streamer, Gambas.

[02:50:13] Come on.

[02:50:16] Come on.

[02:50:19] Chugga Chugga all cards around the table you couldn't remember on their back and

[02:50:26] front

[02:50:34] gain hollow

[02:50:37] Minus six.

[02:50:48] Oh, no!

[02:50:54] Negative seven.

[02:51:00] Devour, gain seven and four.

[02:51:04] Excuse me?

[02:51:07] Oh, okay.

[02:51:14] Sure, man.

[02:51:23] Oh, this is good.

[02:51:36] This is good.

[02:51:38] Actually it's not that good.

[02:51:40] It's okay.

[02:51:41] Cause this is...

[02:51:42] I'm pretty sure that's a heart.

[02:51:45] Saves.

[02:51:48] Yeah, all...

[02:51:51] I don't really care if I lose.

[02:51:59] Yeah you do.

[02:52:00] That's why you said that.

[02:52:01] Yes, you do.

[02:52:07] I could 12 and 17 this.

[02:52:15] I could.

[02:52:22] So if I do this, it will discard what is sleeved.

[02:52:29] They're all spades.

[02:52:31] Wow.

[02:52:38] It doesn't matter.

[02:52:46] Oh, so it still took it.

[02:52:53] Insight one on opponent.

[02:52:54] Sure, dude.

[02:52:56] You can have that one on the top.

[02:52:57] That's a shit card anyways.

[02:53:00] Unless he got a 10.

[02:53:06] Okay, okay.

[02:53:11] Okay, brother.

[02:53:18] Okay, brother

[02:53:30] All those kind of useless

[02:53:48] So yeah, the Devourer card is basically, what the fuck?

[02:53:52] The Devourer card is basically like a hollow card without the hollow slot.

[02:54:02] I'm pretty sure that's what that is.

[02:54:06] What?!

[02:54:08] You piece of shit, man.

[02:54:10] This kid's using voodoo magic.

[02:54:13] I mean five minus four, am I reading that right?

[02:54:20] Yeah, I mean I'm at one.

[02:54:31] I could hollow this one and then the six in my sleeve at least I have a ten and then the

[02:54:39] face card I don't want to put it on the one slot that's the only thing because

[02:54:47] then we're screwed on wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on am I looking at

[02:54:52] this right three

[02:55:09] Oh, yeah, we're good, it's 21.

[02:55:16] Right?

[02:55:23] Nice.

[02:55:29] Nice.

[02:55:38] I don't really care if I lose.

[02:55:57] The golden essence of their soul, they will bet this when they have no coins left in their stash.

[02:56:03] Really.

[02:56:06] Okay, what do we have here?

[02:56:17] It has no coins.

[02:56:19] train the opposing card lol I mean I could get a 7 here oh that's 20 god damn it man

[02:56:31] that's rough I gotta put this back 18 off I'm one off no no it will hit me with a sure

[02:56:47] That's okay, that's okay, that's great right there.

[02:57:07] That's fine, that's okay.

[02:57:14] Okay, you can win this one. Can we play again soon? I'll ask mom.

[02:57:21] No. Why is your mom letting you gamble?

[02:57:26] Terrible mom. What are you doing, kid?

[02:57:32] What streamer are you watching?

[02:57:37] Hell doesn't know the laughter of children.

[02:57:41] Niv's eyes, yearning for a friendly face, meet only the hollow gaze of the lost.

[02:57:50] He fears becoming like them.

[02:58:02] Um, can I have my coin back? Only the gold one. You can have something. Pick!

[02:58:11] I don't really want any of these.

[02:58:21] Give me the boost pack.

[02:58:31] Yikes.

[02:58:40] Insight three and exhaust.

[02:58:43] Sure, bro.

[02:58:47] Oh, this gold coin,

[02:58:48] because the amount of cards that can be burned,

[02:58:51] the first time you sleep a card each round, Insight one.

[02:58:55] Basic.

[02:59:01] Oh, you have to awaken.

[02:59:03] I

[02:59:08] Can impulse current at the bottom their deck

[02:59:13] Why not that sounds fine

[02:59:19] Three of teeth the two of lul

[02:59:33] Whatever. Shit cards. Shit cards. Nine, uh, 14, and Pragy.

[03:00:02] Trajie.

[03:00:04] Wow.

[03:00:26] That was a fast death.

[03:00:28] Do you hear all non ace cards by two?

[03:00:32] That seems... not fun.

[03:00:51] What?!

[03:00:54] Saved.

[03:01:02] Is it over soon?

[03:01:08] Don't really need to exploit it, but sure. You can still get a face card here.

[03:01:15] I struggle. A void of reason.

[03:01:21] Wait, what did- what did I just miss? Did I not just win that hand?

[03:01:27] Wait, what did I just miss?

[03:01:32] I missed a detail.

[03:01:35] How did he get 21?

[03:01:39] Didn't he wave his hand?

[03:01:43] What the fuck just happened?

[03:01:54] I don't want this.

[03:02:09] Oh, 14?

[03:02:13] Oh no!

[03:02:15] Oh, this isn't good.

[03:02:19] gonna be a 10-10. I am actually gonna put this at the bottom. I may have thrown. Wait,

[03:02:33] actually saved. Sure. Is the hurt you cause really worth it?

[03:02:54] training doesn't get rid of their blackjack insight one I'm just gonna collect the tens

[03:03:09] Burn card? Alright, which one do I not like?

[03:03:16] How many sixes and fives? One six?

[03:03:29] All right.

[03:03:39] Play a zero of greed at the start of each round.

[03:03:42] I don't know what that means.

[03:03:43] Play a zero of greed at the start.

[03:03:45] Oh, okay.

[03:03:47] Forced sleeve a zero of greed.

[03:03:50] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[03:03:54] Um, I will actually, I will keep this, but this normally marks the target card.

[03:03:59] I also don't know what the fuck that means.

[03:04:13] I don't know what the fuck that means.

[03:04:20] Why not just play this forced piece of shit?

[03:04:23] Because whatever.

[03:04:25] Oh, it's always slotted.

[03:04:27] No matter what.

[03:04:37] Um, I will keep this.

[03:04:41] I will keep that.

[03:04:57] Raise one, insight two.

[03:05:04] I could just fight him with an 18 here.

[03:05:15] I mean if he, there you go, if he pulls it he's going to bust.

[03:05:27] Or not. What?

[03:05:34] Wow!

[03:05:47] What? Look at that guy right there, he can put it back.

[03:05:49] Forced, raised one. I don't want that.

[03:05:58] Did I not just put that at the bottom?

[03:06:09] Well x-poins raise x-poins into the bed dude this card sucks ass

[03:06:15] It's not hollow right? Oh another card gonna be played. Oh, it is hollow

[03:06:19] 19. Shit. Who has the hunt? This is it. I actually should have used it.

[03:06:47] Saved. I don't think I need a market.

[03:07:17] sure we played it right there dude you fucking would play it right there buddy

[03:07:31] this is pointless now Wow

[03:07:37] Do I could drain it and make it 14 but no ah now I can

[03:07:51] 14 cancel it out

[03:07:58] Well, this is interesting, how do I even have enough, but it still lets me put it down?

[03:08:16] Wow, bro, wow, get the fuck out of here dude.

[03:08:26] Oh, a ticket from the pot.

[03:08:33] Whatever, bro!

[03:08:37] That was a cool game, dude.

[03:08:40] That was like Balochro Blackjack.

[03:08:42] Sure, man.

[03:08:44] All right, the next game.

[03:08:48] People, the next game, people.

[03:08:54] The next game as we continue, we are jumping to another brand new release, early access.

[03:09:13] the release date two hours ago.

[03:09:19] Wait, seriously?

[03:09:37] Is this through?

[03:09:39] Is this truth?

[03:09:48] I don't see that anywhere bro, you were lied to man.

[03:10:02] Lies.

[03:10:03] That was the next game is known as

[03:10:31] Better than dead.

[03:10:45] Let's save bloody.

[03:10:48] Bloody.

[03:10:54] Chat, don't make me- chat, don't make me turn the motion blur all the way up.

[03:10:59] I will.

[03:11:01] Okay, what do we have here?

[03:11:10] Two hell?

[03:11:13] Whoa.

[03:11:17] Each innocent kill reduces your luck.

[03:11:24] Okay.

[03:11:27] The hell's going on here?

[03:11:50] sky. Am I supposed to move? Oh wait, what the fuck? I thought it was a cutscene. Oh my

[03:12:01] Oh my god, hello.

[03:12:03] This is me, hello.

[03:12:18] Ow.

[03:12:24] Ow.

[03:12:55] AHH!

[03:13:07] OH SHIT!

[03:13:20] What the hell is going on here?

[03:13:25] Geez

[03:13:33] You gotta break out of this shit

[03:13:39] Can you increase FLB? I think I already maxed it out

[03:13:43] Alright

[03:13:45] Let's make it

[03:13:47] Let's make it better. I feel like this might have been better

[03:13:55] I

[03:14:03] Oh the door right here

[03:14:25] some messed up shit till all of them

[03:14:44] Wait wounded can still bite

[03:15:14] you

[03:15:44] you

[03:16:14] you

[03:16:44] you

[03:17:14] you

[03:17:44] I

[03:18:01] The whole damn place is blurred

[03:18:03] Tape counter?

[03:18:32] Call the man and wife.

[03:18:57] Jenny Wick.

[03:19:06] Yo, she wants to go tell them all.

[03:19:10] Okay.

[03:19:13] Don't do it!

[03:19:15] Don't do it!

[03:19:20] Don't do it!

[03:19:22] You know they're all pieces of shit?

[03:19:24] Oh shit!

[03:19:46] Oh my god, dude I shot her in the leg man.

[03:19:54] The aiming I think it's supposed to be kind of like sway on purpose

[03:20:24] Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. You can do it. Okay.

[03:20:36] Oh

[03:20:54] Is that everybody that was the man in white

[03:21:01] She saved me bro

[03:21:06] Oh shit

[03:21:14] Did I say to leave

[03:21:36] I kill that guy.

[03:22:00] There it is.

[03:22:17] The axars has a little rank earned it by being brutal and finishing within the time limit.

[03:22:30] Pleasure rots here.

[03:22:37] Massage.

[03:22:47] Something tells me it's not just massages

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[03:23:41] I think I'm on all of them.

[03:23:56] Something causes the slow-mo on the bullet time, that causes the bullet time.

[03:24:20] Is it the headshots?

[03:24:34] Maybe.

[03:24:35] Who's that?

[03:24:36] How do you want to know, right?

[03:24:37] Oh shit.

[03:24:38] There's an A!

[03:24:44] How do you want an A, right?

[03:24:49] Oh shit!

[03:25:08] Man in white.

[03:25:12] Okay, as long as you kill the boss, looks like you're good.

[03:25:21] We're leaving.

[03:25:24] How do I live here, do I just quickly try to get to the end without bleeding out?

[03:26:20] The whole game revolves around a sliding mechanic that I'm not using, really.

[03:26:38] Save her or fall. Oh yeah, there's a slide mechanic.

[03:26:43] You're right.

[03:26:48] It's Apex.

[03:26:50] Oh my god, there's a swine!

[03:27:03] Gross head got launched.

[03:27:33] Let's go!

[03:27:46] Offward!

[03:28:00] Oh no! Let's go!

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[03:28:28] Oh, the whole slide is bullet time?

[03:28:42] No, it's not.

[03:28:45] It's like the end of the slide.

[03:29:49] of

[03:29:51] both

[03:29:53] of

[03:29:54] both

[03:29:56] of

[03:29:58] the

[03:30:00] 2

[03:30:02] of

[03:30:04] two

[03:30:06] five

[03:30:07] off

[03:30:09] of

[03:30:11] the

[03:30:13] path

[03:30:15] for

[03:30:17] I hope that's not what I was thinking.

[03:30:36] What the hell?

[03:30:38] Are you kidding?

[03:30:48] Everything has the... whatever.

[03:31:01] I

[03:31:04] Everything has the whatever

[03:32:01] We have to get to the top.

[03:32:24] Dude's the last bullet.

[03:32:26] Hits.

[03:32:31] Why is she following me?

[03:32:36] What the heck?

[03:32:39] There's like a sniper over here.

[03:32:43] Yeah!

[03:32:47] Come on, man!

[03:34:01] Oh, no one this time, right?

[03:34:27] That was close.

[03:34:57] Back where we came from?

[03:35:19] Blood debt paid

[03:35:27] Can I close your eyes?

[03:35:38] Dinner is over?

[03:35:41] This is the restaurant.

[03:36:02] I think so

[03:36:32] I

[03:37:02] Let's go out of the plates fly up and stuff.

[03:37:32] I'm going to

[03:37:54] Any can.

[03:38:04] I killed an innocent?

[03:38:20] I didn't notice.

[03:38:22] They found your run.

[03:38:46] I actually did find me.

[03:40:16] Oh my god dude!

[03:40:46] If they aim like a bit lower...

[03:41:06] Oh

[03:41:36] Damn, how many levels is this?

[03:42:05] What if the whole game is in early access and then 1.0 is just fixing all the levels

[03:42:15] of it and enhancing the combat a little more.

[03:42:45] Oh

[03:43:15] I

[03:43:27] Like I'm shooting but I can't hear him

[03:44:15] Uh oh.

[03:44:26] In here.

[03:44:27] Uh oh.

[03:44:28] I was just breaking their windows.

[03:44:41] breaking their windows

[03:45:11] I

[03:45:34] Last guy

[03:45:36] Alright, now I just need a hope to not die leaving.

[03:45:43] Uh-oh.

[03:45:47] Somebody's work PC.

[03:46:01] Yeah, this time the boss needs to stop wearing a white suit.

[03:46:17] Even the music got out.

[03:46:18] It said escape.

[03:46:20] I'm really trying to get me to die and start over again, huh?

[03:46:50] All right attempting to get out

[03:47:03] I did I think he's just respond

[03:47:09] Sounds about right. I think we did it.

[03:47:23] And right here. Ah, nice.

[03:48:09] I

[03:49:39] Those guys just came out of nowhere, man!

[03:50:09] Oh

[03:50:39] Oh, shit!

[03:51:09] Come on!

[03:51:12] Dude, come on, man!

[03:52:09] That's a strong car!

[03:52:25] Oh my god!

[03:52:31] Those three at the end, man!

[03:52:39] Are you kidding me man?

[03:52:42] When you get too close to them, she mo-

[03:52:45] You can't shoot

[03:54:09] Are you kidding, man?

[03:54:33] Are you kidding brother?

[03:55:03] I

[03:56:03] I

[03:56:33] There it is, boys.

[03:56:40] There it is.

[03:56:51] I

[03:57:12] Was the mission objective with this

[03:57:21] No, don't go any further.

[03:57:51] Oh my god. Oh, dance for no one?

[03:58:02] I

[03:58:32] I get shot dude

[04:00:02] These guys are in the distance honestly the difficult aim is what makes it difficult.

[04:00:16] Difficult.

[04:00:20] If you were really accurate, you'd just fly through.

[04:01:16] There's one guy with dragon armor all the time.

[04:02:04] ah

[04:02:10] ah

[04:02:15] You got me what you want

[04:02:21] You want

[04:03:04] I thought that guy died.

[04:03:26] I thought he died, boys. He was still alive.

[04:03:36] I thought he died!

[04:03:56] I

[04:04:19] Damn dude that whole damn part dude

[04:04:56] That hallway is ridiculous, man.

[04:05:24] I tried taking him out before going up there.

[04:05:26] Get a slide and kind of kill them all

[04:05:33] But I'm a man, but I'm a man, but I'm a man who asked

[04:05:56] Don't go any further.

[04:06:26] How are you still alive?

[04:06:36] Yeah, this is, this is ridiculous.

[04:06:46] Yeah, this is, this is ridiculous.

[04:06:53] What the, what the heck even is this man?

[04:07:04] I'm scared!

[04:07:34] I'll kill you!

[04:08:04] of

[04:08:11] death

[04:08:14] of

[04:08:18] death

[04:08:20] of

[04:08:22] death

[04:08:24] of

[04:08:26] death

[04:08:28] of

[04:08:30] death

[04:08:32] Yay

[04:08:50] Really

[04:08:56] One guy at the end

[04:09:02] There it is, boys.

[04:09:08] Alright, we might next game it here.

[04:09:15] W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w

[04:09:32] I

[04:11:32] Alright, next game, I'll revisit that one at 1.0's, but cool concept and stuff.

[04:11:56] Why not?

[04:11:57] Why not?

[04:11:58] The next game, oh my!

[04:12:06] The next game.

[04:12:13] As we continue, boys. Oh my goodness.

[04:12:28] The next game is known as another brand new release boys known as

[04:13:17] Uh, one second, I just gotta pee real quick.

[04:15:17] Alright boys, we got another brand new release here.

[04:15:35] Another brand new release here.

[04:15:37] So we got here.

[04:15:39] You want to try the tutorial first?

[04:15:41] No, I'm an adult.

[04:15:44] Sir...

[04:15:49] Sir...

[04:15:50] ...ogs...

[04:15:52] ...a lot.

[04:15:54] Yeah.

[04:15:59] Based on a true story?

[04:16:03] Whoa.

[04:16:05] I'm awake.

[04:16:07] And then you land...

[04:16:09] ...with just feet...

[04:16:10] ...and my loot.

[04:16:11] And that's how I play it.

[04:16:14] Oh!

[04:16:17] Okay, this is actually a nice room.

[04:16:21] Oh, my toilet.

[04:16:24] Oh, there's durability.

[04:16:27] A chair.

[04:16:29] Wait a minute. This is a prison cell.

[04:16:33] No, it's not.

[04:16:36] A barrel.

[04:16:38] Who an urn?

[04:16:44] Alright, multiple things.

[04:16:46] A baguette.

[04:16:51] A postman.

[04:16:53] Blah blah blah.

[04:16:55] The prison is lovely.

[04:17:00] Serves you well.

[04:17:02] Help me, suppose I give you my station and I put it in the grand walls.

[04:17:06] I really want to see you in person, but my ship is well under attack and I've been kidnapped by most desperate hour.

[04:17:10] I hope they survived a lot here. My only hope, Princess Lapoli.

[04:17:13] Lapoli!

[04:17:15] Save the princess from the pirates. Are we here?

[04:17:22] I didn't do tutorials, so we're gonna figure this out. We're gonna see here.

[04:17:26] I...

[04:17:33] There it is, boys.

[04:17:35] Looted very nice. I can kick with that

[04:17:49] We can do huh we can do what's your plan? Ah

[04:17:55] What's your plan? Oh

[04:17:59] Shit I kicked your sword well

[04:18:03] Where'd you get that from? Oh?

[04:18:05] Oh!

[04:18:10] Nice try.

[04:18:11] What's up?

[04:18:14] I don't want to take out my main weapon, but...

[04:18:17] I'm guard.

[04:18:22] Ah!

[04:18:25] What the hell? How'd you get out of that?

[04:18:27] Oh shit.

[04:18:28] shit

[04:18:35] That's in here

[04:18:47] You did this

[04:18:58] Oh my god.

[04:18:59] Oh!

[04:19:00] Yummy.

[04:19:01] And a red key.

[04:19:05] Very nice.

[04:19:08] Manapotion and a staff.

[04:19:14] Red critical.

[04:19:16] How?

[04:19:18] Manapulsion and a staff.

[04:19:25] Red and crimson, ow.

[04:19:28] Aaaaaaahhh!

[04:19:33] Catch!

[04:19:34] Aaaaaah!

[04:19:45] Give me this.

[04:19:48] Oh my god, there's dismemberment. I thought this game was, like, friendly.

[04:20:04] A loot. The greatest weapon in all of the lands.

[04:20:18] I swear you can throw shit in this game like for sure you can throw throw his R

[04:20:44] There's nothing in here, not in the bag.

[04:21:11] Oh, yet eras.

[04:21:26] What now, fool?

[04:21:30] Smart.

[04:21:32] Smart.

[04:21:41] There it is.

[04:22:06] Shall we build?

[04:22:36] What did this guy come from?

[04:22:53] Come over here.

[04:23:02] Oh

[04:23:21] Really

[04:23:32] of

[04:23:39] the

[04:23:43] of

[04:23:46] the

[04:23:50] There it is.

[04:24:07] Clean, clean.

[04:24:12] very nice very nice I can aggro all of them

[04:24:35] Kick Sirat

[04:24:39] Barrel

[04:24:42] catch

[04:24:44] Well, there's this for the yellow key was

[04:24:55] The yellow key

[04:24:58] Yes, indeed those look like explosive barrels

[04:25:05] Ahhhh!

[04:25:13] Looks like we cleared it out.

[04:25:22] Huh?

[04:25:23] Drop the gun! Drop the gun!

[04:25:35] Ha ha!

[04:25:42] Come on, bombs!

[04:25:51] Stupid pirates!

[04:25:53] No more gold for you.

[04:26:00] No more gold for you

[04:26:21] Like whoa

[04:26:23] Wait, costs two, so I can't afford anything?

[04:26:33] Come on, man!

[04:26:42] Skeleton arm build?

[04:26:43] Oh my god, the princess!

[04:26:44] Blah, blah, blah.

[04:26:45] I'mma go to the princess.

[04:26:52] Blah blah blah.

[04:26:53] Blah I'm so flogged and locked in here to rescue you.

[04:26:56] Blah blah blah.

[04:26:57] You're not supposed to go this far.

[04:26:58] I'm not supposed to be supposed to kill you.

[04:26:59] It's a trap.

[04:27:00] Blah blah blah.

[04:27:01] I'll do it myself.

[04:27:02] What?

[04:27:03] What the hell dude?

[04:27:12] What the hell, dude?

[04:27:18] Missed opportunity.

[04:27:21] Well, now I'm here.

[04:27:35] right there I too freeze ball shit I missed

[04:27:54] There we go, took a bit of time.

[04:28:19] Oh, an actual.

[04:28:26] You didn't see me through that.

[04:28:39] What are you going to do bruh?

[04:28:51] Push your plan boys.

[04:28:53] Yep.

[04:28:55] Yep.

[04:28:57] Yes.

[04:28:59] That's it, that, what?

[04:29:09] Ah!

[04:29:11] Damn!

[04:29:13] Whoa!

[04:29:15] Yo, that was some good movement, dude.

[04:29:25] I

[04:29:55] The gold key boys. The golden key. We have taken it. Obtain it. Stronger with it. Red?

[04:30:18] The yellow one was somewhere around here.

[04:30:48] Oh shit, you can't throw the bench at them

[04:31:18] Are you kidding?

[04:31:28] Oh my god

[04:31:48] Oh yeah, that's what that was for, a resident.

[04:32:35] Oh

[04:32:56] That's a sledge

[04:33:05] Yeah, let's go out fire the axe and then you could uh

[04:33:09] Get in there

[04:33:12] Can you kick the bomb? Ah, yes

[04:33:27] That is very strong

[04:33:32] That is so strong

[04:33:35] Nice!

[04:34:05] A map of the place

[04:34:35] self-inflicted, buddy.

[04:34:39] Hold on, I'm gonna find something.

[04:34:46] Thank you.

[04:34:47] Stay right there.

[04:34:48] Perfect.

[04:34:49] What do I do?

[04:34:50] Uh, what do I do with this?

[04:34:51] I don't know.

[04:34:52] I don't know.

[04:34:53] I don't know.

[04:34:54] I don't know.

[04:34:55] I don't know.

[04:34:56] I don't know.

[04:34:57] I don't know.

[04:34:58] I don't know.

[04:34:59] I don't know.

[04:35:00] What do I do, uh, what do I do with this?

[04:35:06] Where do I go from here?

[04:35:10] Well, was it, did I get the red key?

[04:35:14] I got the red key, didn't I?

[04:35:17] No, I have a silver key.

[04:35:22] I

[04:35:52] Yoooo!

[04:35:59] I like how it was crazy.

[04:36:10] They're being lit with it, bro.

[04:36:22] You're being lit with it.

[04:36:29] A save up here? Okay, then what did this do for us?

[04:36:41] What did this do for us? Uh-oh. I still need red, which I don't have.

[04:36:52] Who has the red key?

[04:37:21] You get him!

[04:37:23] It was you!

[04:37:27] It was always you!

[04:37:37] Are you gonna kick me around? Are you gonna kick me around?

[04:37:39] How about that? How about that? Think about that right now.

[04:37:41] Think about this.

[04:37:46] The boss cutlass.

[04:37:51] Yeah.

[04:38:01] Assassin's Creek.

[04:38:21] chat hold on one sec

[04:39:21] I

[04:39:51] All right, does that come back down?

[04:40:16] Yeah, everything costs two points.

[04:40:42] yeah

[04:41:00] do it bomb guy

[04:41:02] don't do it

[04:41:06] down bro

[04:41:11] What a dammit!

[04:41:30] I will take that, you good say.

[04:41:33] You're not need that no more.

[04:41:41] What's that man? Oh, self-inflicted.

[04:41:49] Oh shit, I need that bag.

[04:42:00] I know insane skills.

[04:42:02] Where the hell?

[04:42:09] Where's the red key?

[04:42:32] oh my god

[04:42:44] It's a do-boop-boop-pink.

[04:42:51] Uh-oh.

[04:42:56] It's mine.

[04:43:01] It's my house.

[04:43:06] It's no longer yours!

[04:43:10] I'm not going to need force!

[04:44:10] You have something

[04:44:38] Oh, what the hell, this guy's fucking crazy, dude.

[04:44:48] Okay.

[04:44:49] Okay.

[04:44:56] There it is boys, there it is.

[04:45:09] Yeah!

[04:45:14] There it is, boys. There it is.

[04:45:19] He's a piece of...

[04:45:22] Lemmona squeeze, eh?

[04:45:26] What in the fuuuuuck?

[04:45:28] Blah blah blah.

[04:45:30] Blah blah blah.

[04:45:39] Oh my god!

[04:46:04] Wow, I have to start all over.

[04:46:09] I got to start all over bro. Oh my god. Oh my buddy dude.

[04:46:39] I

[04:46:56] Was next game next game, that's a cool game

[04:47:01] Next game as we continue

[04:47:05] Oh my god, we are headed to another one here.

[04:47:15] Oh, this one was heavily voted for.

[04:47:23] We are going to another brand new release.

[04:47:26] It was a good game.

[04:47:27] It was a cool game.

[04:47:34] Raticate!

[04:47:44] Mr. Thoynele!

[04:48:04] What do we got going on here, boys?

[04:48:30] I think we know what's going on here.

[04:48:32] Let's see, let's see.

[04:48:42] Mystic Dwayne Wings, Blah Blah.

[04:48:45] You really got yourself in there and I wanted to have you better open a restaurant.

[04:48:48] I'd honestly rather be digging bitches before I knew your choice before we do the grid opening.

[04:48:52] You've got some work ahead of you trying to get your act together.

[04:48:55] All right. You lucrative building.

[04:49:01] I don't dispose of trash in the area, buddy.

[04:49:07] What the hell, dude? One dollar open undefined.

[04:49:12] Is this the bathroom? Is this the storage?

[04:49:19] OK. Do I literally just run a shitter?

[04:49:22] Not even a business, it's just like a business to shit in.

[04:49:29] You sure about this?

[04:49:36] That was a huge shit.

[04:49:44] Okay. Maybe this is actually another, maybe you make a decent amount of money through

[04:50:00] this. Let's see.

[04:50:07] Where are the rest of everything?

[04:50:16] The people!

[04:50:18] Right in the middle of the city.

[04:50:21] This is good.

[04:50:25] Oh my god, I can eventually get employees.

[04:50:34] Okay, 56 of 66. Where are the last 10 I'm missing? We've been through everything. Clean

[04:50:54] All dirt in the restrooms.

[04:50:58] Hell.

[04:51:02] Is this saying we need like a something here? Supplies?

[04:51:08] Hand cleaner.

[04:51:11] Oh, it's saying I have no soap.

[04:51:16] Uh...

[04:51:19] Out of stock?

[04:51:21] Come on, man.

[04:51:24] Is this saying it doesn't work?

[04:51:33] Use the chemical?

[04:51:34] That was fast.

[04:51:35] Alright, gotta go on the computer and get some soap eventually.

[04:51:50] Uh-uh.

[04:51:52] Uh-uh.

[04:51:54] Uh-uh.

[04:51:56] Gang.

[04:51:58] A gang named...

[04:52:00] Gang.

[04:52:02] Gang.

[04:52:04] Gang.

[04:52:06] Uh-uh.

[04:52:08] Uh-uh.

[04:52:10] Uh-uh.

[04:52:12] Uh-uh.

[04:52:14] Uh-uh.

[04:52:16] Uh-uh.

[04:52:18] I would say we have everything I don't really know what the fuck else we're what have we

[04:52:27] missed in here all right we're close we're gonna get customer suit it's not gonna be

[04:52:35] We like the hotel architect.

[04:52:50] We have no toilet paper.

[04:52:56] Out of stock.

[04:53:01] What the hell are we missing?

[04:53:07] Did I miss the journal?

[04:53:12] Find it as opposed to the trash in the area.

[04:53:19] Alright, I think I'm just going to take out all the trash bags now.

[04:53:31] This is Grindslop.

[04:53:56] What do you want me to do about it, bro?

[04:54:05] No way that's fun!

[04:54:07] Unless, uh...

[04:54:10] We're almost ready to open.

[04:54:25] So close

[04:54:41] Like payday but instead of bags of cash, it's shit

[04:54:55] Okay, where's the last one?

[04:55:12] What the hell man?

[04:55:46] Oh

[04:55:53] Buddy it's night time is he delivering

[04:56:06] Maybe he maybe it's outside in the bag

[04:56:08] or not I think it's because it's late I just sleep oh he's here he delivers it oh god he

[04:56:26] It delivers at midnight!

[04:56:34] Bro, what are you doing, man?

[04:56:36] What are you doing, dude?

[04:56:38] You know what, this works. You're lucky it works,

[04:56:40] because now I don't need to go in the front to get all my supplies.

[04:56:48] You're lucky, brother. You're lucky.

[04:56:56] I

[04:57:00] Love in the Xbox achievement noises loving it

[04:57:06] Okay, okay

[04:57:08] Oh my god, we're ready.

[04:57:15] Is there another video about the baby back where the jar was?

[04:57:26] I don't know.

[04:57:27] You were so good at stacking boxes.

[04:57:28] Have you seen the computer?

[04:57:29] Now if I start trying to turn it on.

[04:57:31] I turned it on.

[04:57:33] I did.

[04:57:34] I'll put the name and look over your place fire at the business up and set up your profile

[04:57:38] and stuff like that.

[04:57:39] The business app.

[04:57:40] Okay.

[04:57:41] Care to business.

[04:57:42] Three shitter.

[04:57:43] Three shitter.

[04:57:44] Perfect.

[04:57:45] Let me call it.

[04:57:46] Okay.

[04:57:47] Okay.

[04:57:48] Okay.

[04:57:49] Okay.

[04:57:50] Okay.

[04:57:51] Okay.

[04:57:52] Okay.

[04:57:53] Okay.

[04:57:54] Okay.

[04:57:55] Okay.

[04:57:56] Okay.

[04:57:57] Okay.

[04:57:58] Okay.

[04:57:59] Okay.

[04:58:00] Okay.

[04:58:01] Okay.

[04:58:02] Okay.

[04:58:03] There it is.

[04:58:10] I don't think I would use the area as a presenter.

[04:58:16] Take some photos.

[04:58:17] Alright.

[04:58:18] For Google.

[04:58:19] Looks good.

[04:58:20] Alright.

[04:58:21] So the customers know our toilets are pristine.

[04:58:31] they will be taking a shit where they will be washing their hands. Perfect. Okay. Very

[04:58:45] nice. Very nice. I think I think we're good. You're probably what the top left bar is for.

[04:58:52] Generative little two.

[04:59:01] Customize upgrades we're gonna have carpet floors we're gonna be doing carpet floors

[04:59:12] yellow floors so it you know casinos use psychology we're gonna use psychology okay

[04:59:21] We're gonna use the color of piss

[04:59:26] Okay, we're gonna use the color of piss

[04:59:30] To make people need to take a piss

[04:59:35] Beautify the toilet eggs at the computer

[04:59:40] Is this telling me to add like is this something to beautify it like that

[04:59:48] How do I beautify it for 300

[04:59:51] Red floors is that what you meant? Oh it did

[05:00:05] Just send the customers in dude

[05:00:11] You spray particles holy shit it smells like ass in here

[05:00:21] You know what I'm gonna use spray on part open the radio menu and select cleaning agent in this case sponge

[05:00:34] So random

[05:00:44] Okay

[05:00:51] There's one thing you need to know,

[05:00:53] because we're just leaving a fee for using the phone.

[05:00:54] It's on a page, a coin will appear above their head.

[05:00:56] If manually click the coin, it starts on our head.

[05:00:58] There's a way, and the durations are getting to us again.

[05:01:00] They still have to do a lot of athlete.

[05:01:03] Bro just send in the people, bro.

[05:01:05] Look at what happens to the phone.

[05:01:06] It reached the marked point.

[05:01:07] This is the bottom of this.

[05:01:07] It's really not a work link bottom of the coin.

[05:01:12] Grab the metal.

[05:01:13] It's luckily carrying it to sell to the doctor.

[05:01:14] Call the police using your phone.

[05:01:17] What?

[05:01:20] Why is Bob?

[05:01:21] You're a piece of shit, bro, you're a piece of shit, man, all right?

[05:01:28] You're a piece of shit, bro.

[05:01:31] Okay, you're gonna go in here.

[05:01:33] This is the prison.

[05:01:35] Imagine being an asshole.

[05:01:37] How do I take my phone out?

[05:01:51] They're on the way, asshole, they're on the way.

[05:02:05] in the restroom.

[05:02:21] What? He volunteered and went through the bag. He just went. Hey!

[05:02:27] Oh, they took him.

[05:02:35] I very nice for Steve Shitter.

[05:02:53] Okay.

[05:02:57] Buddy, this tutorial is so annoying.

[05:03:20] Now time to open the shop.

[05:03:28] Tuesday is a heat wave.

[05:03:41] Oh yeah, we're open now.

[05:03:43] Okay.

[05:03:50] Yeah, I sleep here.

[05:03:56] Who's out there? Welcome, welcome, welcome.

[05:04:00] I will take that, thank you.

[05:04:02] We have Apple Pay.

[05:04:04] Thank you, bro, thank you.

[05:04:07] Really?

[05:04:12] Thank you, thank you very much.

[05:04:15] Do your thing, people do your thing.

[05:04:18] Yeah, no drugs

[05:04:20] All right, no loitering no lot. Oh shit. Sorry, man. No loitering

[05:04:29] All right when you're done when you're done, all right

[05:04:33] Let's go. Why are you coming in and leaving? You thought this is a Starbucks motherfucker?

[05:04:39] What the hell

[05:04:43] Why are they leaving

[05:04:48] That was the... er, that's it.

[05:05:00] Close!

[05:05:01] I'm gonna be close that fast.

[05:05:12] Okay, work schedule you don't want to hang out leaves tips at a shitter dude

[05:05:32] Next game all you think games broad trees brother. This is like the last one on the list

[05:05:42] Thank you. Thank you. School trip is starting now.

[05:06:12] Buddy, buddy, buddy, piss on the wall and let me do shit.

[05:06:23] How is it already closed?

[05:06:34] Reopens in two hours.

[05:06:52] I don't know.

[05:06:53] You have to actually set the schedule.

[05:07:00] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[05:07:06] Okay, bro, you freakin' motherfucka

[05:07:22] How much are we charging per one dollar this is a grind this is an incremental game

[05:07:28] How is it closed?

[05:07:32] Good, I don't get the game.

[05:07:36] Oh my god! There you go.

[05:07:44] That explains everything. We're open 24 hours a day now.

[05:07:48] Alright, perfect.

[05:07:58] How do you even shit up there?

[05:08:05] How does that even possible?

[05:08:12] Bro came in here smelling like shit already, man!

[05:08:33] Alright, so far so good.

[05:08:38] I'm sure about that.

[05:08:40] Please don't leave a bad review.

[05:08:42] Let me clean that while you're doing that.

[05:08:45] There you go, there you go.

[05:09:00] Change your sponge buddy.

[05:09:02] Uh, no.

[05:09:04] My hiring bro restroom device charge more you can't it's your dollar

[05:09:34] Reach a five-star toilet rating.

[05:09:37] Yooo!

[05:09:40] Okay, okay!

[05:09:44] I can play more hotel architect.

[05:09:51] And now...

[05:10:04] I'm ready whatever you're done dude.

[05:10:30] an architect playing it again.

[05:10:32] And, uh,

[05:10:34] ...

[05:10:36] ...

[05:10:38] ...

[05:10:40] ...

[05:10:42] ...

[05:10:44] ...

[05:10:46] What do you guys think?

[05:10:48] Let's go do a new save

[05:10:50] in Hotel Architect.

[05:10:52] I have a new vision in mind.

[05:10:56] For me, printing money below is

[05:10:58] I'm not sure what it is.

[05:11:10] Same save now.

[05:11:12] You save.

[05:11:16] Huge buildable space.

[05:11:18] Huge shape fight area.

[05:11:24] 10 max floors oh you can make 10 floors roof type the hell outer wall I did

[05:11:38] finished condemned dude. You clearly weren't here.

[05:11:59] prison cells? Pretty much. I'll just say huge. Not that I know how to play the game, boys.

[05:12:16] Excuse me? Why does that say that's the foundation?

[05:12:23] Is that why it's a hundred floors?

[05:12:25] What?

[05:12:55] Hold on. Okay, I see where I messed up. Let me restart. How do I exit this game? Whoa!

[05:13:15] Santorini! Oh, these are scenarios. Why wouldn't the sandbox let you pick one of those?

[05:13:25] I guess I'll actually keep it right in the middle.

[05:13:35] The desert, snow land.

[05:13:40] I guess we could, but the area is a lot.

[05:13:48] It's a 10 by 10.

[05:13:51] Max floors 10, max floors 150, 30 by 30 in the middle, max floors 10, 15.

[05:14:08] Oh, shit, alright, this is what we're doing here.

[05:14:15] You enter.

[05:14:17] You enter and then these are all of the places.

[05:14:24] Is this too big?

[05:14:30] I think I already failed.

[05:14:33] Alright now I gotta do this slowly.

[05:14:39] It'll be a connection.

[05:14:40] You'll see.

[05:14:41] With a hallway that goes to reception.

[05:14:47] And it will be four hallways that lead up.

[05:14:52] With the middle being reception.

[05:14:56] Four by four rooms.

[05:15:01] Nah.

[05:15:05] Four by four?

[05:15:06] Isn't that huge?

[05:15:09] I'd say 4 by 3.

[05:15:14] Or like a 3 by 3.

[05:15:19] 3 by 3 rooms.

[05:15:21] 3 by 3.

[05:15:27] It also needs a bathroom.

[05:15:33] Start with the lobby.

[05:15:34] Chad, where's the center position here?

[05:15:38] I'm going to say this is center reception I think so.

[05:16:08] there you go reception middle enough grand entrance that leads to all the

[05:16:27] different wings and leads to this wing here that will start our three by three

[05:16:37] rooms. Double hallway that leads into another double, which then opens up into,

[05:16:53] starts small. This is where I'm just doing one wing. There's just one wing.

[05:16:57] I could cut it here and then we have a bathroom space or here and a tiny bathroom.

[05:17:07] Let me see if I can fit it all. I gotta do one room and then copy paste.

[05:17:19] I gotta wait. Let me see. Actual prison? Bro, they all start as prisons. Bro, have you

[05:17:32] never seen house building dude? They all look like prisons initially. Put the shitter first,

[05:17:38] I will let them build.

[05:17:54] Alright, hold.

[05:17:57] That is gonna be amazing. It's gonna be a Ritz Carlton.

[05:18:02] The damn Ritz.

[05:18:08] We're gonna have some feng shui here too, even though I have like no money.

[05:18:23] More like the shits, Carlton.

[05:18:24] Okay, buddy.

[05:18:25] You're gonna be the first one here.

[05:18:29] Look at that shit, boys.

[05:18:33] Are you kidding me?

[05:18:34] Are you kidding me?

[05:18:36] your old trees. I'm looking at this shit. You enter and what do you see? You enter and

[05:18:44] boom, you're greeted with a mis-centered fountain. That's actual bullshit. Excuse me? You can't

[05:18:54] Let's enter this fountain.

[05:18:56] Yeah!

[05:18:57] Okay!

[05:18:58] Whatever!

[05:18:59] Wow!

[05:19:00] Okay, bro.

[05:19:01] Okay, let me see if I can do this now.

[05:19:17] Can I do a bathroom?

[05:19:19] This is gonna, I'm gonna have to.

[05:19:21] I'm going to have to.

[05:19:25] I'm going to have to here.

[05:19:29] And I out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[05:19:33] I might need to extend it out one.

[05:19:37] Okay okay and we need the hallway.

[05:19:41] Holy moly.

[05:19:43] Hold up.

[05:19:45] Reconstruction.

[05:19:48] Whole reconstruction.

[05:19:51] Double reconstruction because now that we're going for

[05:20:04] get rid of all these, it is not the same save.

[05:20:19] Why are you not deleting this?

[05:20:26] Why are they not deleting this?

[05:20:33] Is it?

[05:20:36] You think it's because they can't get into to deconstruct it away away

[05:21:06] There we go, fixed.

[05:21:29] Okay we lost a lot of money but fixed.

[05:21:34] A lot of money has been lost here, but fixed.

[05:21:39] Yes.

[05:21:49] New door.

[05:21:52] Brand new door.

[05:21:58] Okay, perfect.

[05:22:00] very nice what are you doing oh patience buddy patience

[05:22:12] Patience!

[05:22:42] All this is reception

[05:22:50] I'm not being able to access this.

[05:23:11] Okay, I'm already down a lot of money and we have not done anything, so lul.

[05:23:17] I'm going to hit that with a low.

[05:23:26] Okay our first room is a 3x4, 3x4, and the shitter is a 2, and the bedroom is a 2, the

[05:23:45] shitter the toilet the bath the sink and I think that's all we need one block

[05:24:02] hallway haha bro we're working with what we have here man

[05:24:08] Alright, let's see, let's see, let's see what it looks like.

[05:24:21] Man, these rooms gotta be a little bigger, but whatever.

[05:24:34] Oh

[05:24:46] Holy moly I wonder if you could technically do a layout where it's like

[05:25:00] And save a spot but maybe not

[05:25:04] Okay.

[05:25:05] It ain't that bad, dude.

[05:25:07] It's kind of nice, actually.

[05:25:11] Wait until we get the actual shit on the ground.

[05:25:22] It'll look great.

[05:25:26] Beautiful carpet.

[05:25:28] Full granite.

[05:25:33] I think I did that, what the hell?

[05:25:38] Floor ground.

[05:25:45] Okay.

[05:25:55] First room, let's do what we have.

[05:26:02] Okay, chill chill, let's see, let's see, you know what, I'm thinking of removing this

[05:26:13] hallway and making it so they just have to walk to the rooms because this wall is terrible.

[05:26:26] the door there it is boys the room is finished are you kidding me right now is beautiful

[05:26:48] Crazy and we're gonna have two attached rooms here maintenance room

[05:27:00] You can't place wall

[05:27:18] Change the game name to Prison Simulator.

[05:27:26] You know what, guys?

[05:27:31] Whatever, bro.

[05:27:32] Okay, whatever.

[05:27:33] That's what I think.

[05:27:36] I guess we have a bunch of these.

[05:28:06] Oh, I need the Sheet Shell.

[05:28:10] Okay.

[05:28:23] All right, that should be everything for those rooms.

[05:28:33] Let's get this guy in here.

[05:28:36] And we need a cleaner times two and then a maintenance guy, okay, and then we're going to copy all the rooms.

[05:29:06] I'm going to fire everybody.

[05:29:14] We're going to hire a bigger crew to complete this.

[05:29:18] And I'm going to delete this.

[05:29:25] I hate this wall and I don't know what to do about it.

[05:29:29] I could add a bunch of windows.

[05:29:34] my fix it a bunch of windows my fix it you can't do outer walls the outer walls

[05:29:57] Halls look like prison.

[05:30:25] Which ones are we doing here?

[05:30:26] Which one's like better?

[05:30:27] One, two, three, one, one.

[05:30:35] How, how are we feeling about that?

[05:30:50] Does that look good?

[05:30:51] I feel like that, I feel like that, that looks good.

[05:30:54] I feel like that's nice.

[05:31:04] It looks better.

[05:31:05] It looks way nicer.

[05:31:07] Right?

[05:31:12] Construction is ongoing.

[05:31:24] Alright, tell me we got sheets.

[05:31:36] Oh my god, we got sheets.

[05:31:40] Nice.

[05:31:41] Best prison in the game?

[05:31:48] Whatever brother.

[05:31:51] Whatever brother.

[05:31:55] We don't even have a...

[05:31:59] I need to unlock a bunch of stuff, which I don't have.

[05:32:09] You need a rest room for your workers. I do, don't I? I do.

[05:32:28] Alright, for now, this is the staff room.

[05:32:31] Off the site.

[05:32:34] For now.

[05:32:39] for now until we figure out where to put it temporary temporary temporary

[05:33:04] are you mad who is mad

[05:33:09] Oh wait, you need this?

[05:33:28] Wow, you need this.

[05:33:34] Okay, no TV.

[05:33:39] There you go, bro.

[05:33:41] Put the damn TV here.

[05:33:43] There you go.

[05:33:44] That's 750 bucks, man.

[05:33:46] How are these still ongoing?

[05:33:49] What are we waiting for?

[05:33:51] Is it more materials problem?

[05:33:54] It's just passed out right there.

[05:34:00] Yeah

[05:34:14] There it is one star there it is

[05:34:21] New drying rack

[05:34:23] You earn upgrade points in this tier when the guest type checks out, sporty, backpack.

[05:34:45] How much for a night?

[05:34:48] In your suites?

[05:34:49] I'm not sure.

[05:34:50] Dude, why are we having...

[05:34:52] Dude, why do we always have fucking issues with the damn sheets, dude?

[05:35:08] Okay, okay.

[05:35:15] I might need to add one more person here, another cleaner for the, for the sheets.

[05:35:22] she's mad for some reason why are you mad recent bubbles it's been low

[05:35:31] attracted in this area oh really I guess you're right I guess you're right she's

[05:35:37] got a point okay you're right okay it looks like she's gonna look like a

[05:35:45] There you go, should be happy now.

[05:36:15] They'll come in here and fix everything up and workers let's move that should fix

[05:36:25] the fix everything most luxurious room in the hotel is the reception pretty much

[05:36:36] We actually have sheets on oh my god oh my god we have sheets on almost all of the

[05:36:49] beds holy shit will it be done the final one

[05:36:59] Why are you mad? Exposed to a stinky person. Are you kidding me dude? We still don't have

[05:37:17] sheets on this! What if I remove a laundry basket? They're always waiting on... they're

[05:37:28] always waiting. I need another washing machine.

[05:37:39] 1500.

[05:37:47] That may that might help us or we just don't have enough the laundry room needs to be way bigger

[05:37:55] Like if I can reconstruct this and make it a three it would be worth it

[05:38:04] They can't get in the shower

[05:38:17] I

[05:38:26] Have a good she's just a dumb as fuck

[05:38:30] All right, the Feng Shui is Feng Shuang.

[05:38:52] I

[05:38:59] Get the hell out of here for a bit. I gotta save some money

[05:39:01] Oh, I'm fucking dying here!

[05:39:08] What a leisurely...

[05:39:14] Alright, this is what we're doing now we're expanding.

[05:39:23] It's time to expand, Beliz.

[05:39:26] 3x4?

[05:39:27] Let me see how we're doing this, let me see how we're doing this right now.

[05:39:41] That's where I'm at right now.

[05:39:58] Right?

[05:40:11] Oh shit, she's trapped.

[05:40:21] Oh, okay.

[05:40:31] Get the boys in.

[05:40:38] Backpacker, men room, requirement two stars.

[05:40:51] Services, chocolate on the bed.

[05:40:54] Fine.

[05:40:57] We'll add the chocolate on the bed.

[05:41:01] It's what people love.

[05:41:02] They book it just for the chocolate on the bed, to be honest.

[05:41:06] Honestly they love that shit. It'll make it a two-star.

[05:41:12] They love that shine. They love it.

[05:41:17] They love that shade.

[05:41:20] They love that shine.

[05:41:24] They love the chocolate. They eat the chocolate. They love that shade.

[05:41:37] There it is boys

[05:41:40] There it is

[05:41:51] Yeah, we might have a sheet issue

[05:42:06] I'm expanding the laundry room, yes.

[05:42:15] We need more shelves.

[05:42:45] Um, what if I do this?

[05:43:03] Actually, wait, hold on, let me see.

[05:43:10] Let's move these here and then move this here.

[05:43:15] This is now all being blocked.

[05:43:18] I don't know if they can still access this when it's like that.

[05:43:21] I don't know.

[05:43:22] We're gonna find out.

[05:43:27] I think they can.

[05:43:28] Because it would say there's no walking path.

[05:43:35] Oh, who is this stinky person, do they, do they stab me in the shower room?

[05:43:53] Bro, we're bleeding bro, we got four of eleven rooms, man, no one gives a SHOOT!

[05:44:03] speedy builders

[05:44:20] Unlock Space Efficient Stuff in the Laundry Room, LOL.

[05:44:35] You can upgrade all items as well.

[05:44:39] BUNNY BEACH!

[05:44:50] And I gotta get all the wall did the inner walls were never painted I

[05:45:07] Don't have enough money to paint there I

[05:45:13] Did see an upgrade button I did see that I don't know if it upgraded to that second tier

[05:45:20] Oh my god, okay, two grand, two grand.

[05:45:26] Now the question is, if I just wait, will we be able to bring this back?

[05:45:48] I really don't like this jutting out anymore. I really don't I know I

[05:46:03] Really don't like that jutting out

[05:46:14] All right, how we doing here

[05:46:16] Seven grand need more dumpsters

[05:46:23] Like a bin trash can was there a trash upgrade

[05:46:32] There go outside and dump it outside the staff room please. Thank you

[05:46:39] Everybody everybody got their chocolate on their bed, and they're happy

[05:46:42] Backpackers are pissed. I don't know if this bar needs to fill up or something.

[05:46:53] I think you might have to.

[05:47:03] That's so expensive!

[05:47:05] 17,600? Oh, for the whole hallway.

[05:47:12] Oh, that is still so expensive, man.

[05:47:17] Holy moly.

[05:47:20] Who's this thinker running around, dude?

[05:47:23] I think it might be her.

[05:47:27] Who smells like shit?

[05:47:30] It's her, bro.

[05:47:33] Rachel, take a bath.

[05:47:36] You're fired.

[05:47:39] Yeah, you literally don't smell like that.

[05:47:41] Oh, shit.

[05:48:09] We're dropping the 17k. We're dropping the 17k boys. I know, I know. We're renovating

[05:48:20] the whole damn hallway. Do it up. Do it up. It's claustrophobic as hell. But nothing

[05:48:32] else we can do, man. I could technically go shh, but that's like a whole renovation.

[05:48:40] She was happy, she got fired. Oh really, bro? You know her, bro? You know her?

[05:48:51] All right, what's the damage?

[05:49:00] What's the damage?

[05:49:01] Why can't we get more people here?

[05:49:03] What's wrong?

[05:49:06] They love water dispensers.

[05:49:09] They need water dispensers.

[05:49:10] Okay, I didn't realize.

[05:49:13] There you go.

[05:49:14] All yours.

[05:49:15] They'll be happy about that.

[05:49:19] Okay, let's see if that attracts some more

[05:49:22] Okay, we'll take that one star feels good staff limit

[05:49:29] Elevator oh, yeah, there's elevators

[05:49:35] So if I upgrade that and come in here oh it does okay, that was so expensive

[05:49:41] Okay, so when you unlock something the upgrade just

[05:49:44] transports over

[05:49:48] Okay, we got a bubbler.

[05:49:52] What else do they want?

[05:49:53] An arcade machine, bar drinks, pea soup?

[05:49:59] Can I actually hire a chef?

[05:50:05] You can hire a chef eventually.

[05:50:07] But I gotta get to tier two.

[05:50:14] Yeah, I'll make the kitchen, but it's not now.

[05:50:40] I need these people to want to come here more.

[05:50:44] Check in demand.

[05:50:47] Men room size, yeah.

[05:50:55] Okay, what if we have some arcade rooms

[05:50:58] in the reception for a little while?

[05:51:00] Okay, you can come to reception, play Whack-a-stub,

[05:51:04] and you can play these.

[05:51:07] All right, it's our main attraction.

[05:51:10] You can't even see these, boys.

[05:51:29] You can't even see these, pro status.

[05:51:31] You don't even know they exist.

[05:51:39] Showers are unable to empty bins.

[05:51:41] I have no idea what you want me to do.

[05:51:44] Do we need like a dumpster?

[05:51:49] Two clocks.

[05:51:54] Because why not?

[05:52:01] Don't forget the showers in the new room.

[05:52:04] They're fine.

[05:52:05] They're all good.

[05:52:06] I think it's just bullshit.

[05:52:08] oriented correctly minus 17k bro when are we making you know four people are

[05:52:15] here right now I want more backpackers

[05:52:23] yoga mats maybe I can add something in their room that they want

[05:52:38] You need dumpsters?

[05:52:45] Look for green ones?

[05:52:47] Bro, there's no dumpsters in this game.

[05:52:57] Are these not yoga mats?

[05:53:07] Carpet? Carpet? Mirror?

[05:53:12] Doo doo doo!

[05:53:17] Oh my god

[05:53:30] Okay, you need an academy and a restaurant. Yeah, but you need a chef

[05:53:37] I can't hire somebody to run the restaurant.

[05:53:43] Well, where are these yoga mats, ma'am?

[05:54:07] They're all carpets.

[05:54:10] You need a gym?

[05:54:12] I don't have the gym unlocked.

[05:54:28] Holy shit.

[05:54:33] Are they happy now?

[05:54:34] Are they happy?

[05:54:35] He's loving it. He's loving it, dude.

[05:54:43] How do they eat there's no kitchen?

[05:54:47] Yeah, yes, yes

[05:54:53] Jim is the first item on to are you fucking kidding me, dude? Yikes

[05:55:05] It looks like this is where the gym is.

[05:55:14] Our hotel is now changing dramatically.

[05:55:19] This is now our gym.

[05:55:32] Archway entry.

[05:55:33] Archway entry. I know I will. I need to unlock it. I will.

[05:56:23] I don't think you can do glass, can you?

[05:56:28] Panel?

[05:56:32] These are nice panels.

[05:56:35] For the gym.

[05:56:36] Actually, it looks weird.

[05:56:46] Shall we use for this?

[05:56:48] I don't know what the hell do you use here?

[05:56:54] You can flood it with mirrors.

[05:56:58] You can look right into the laundry room.

[05:57:05] And everybody in the hallway can see you too.

[05:57:13] Maybe I'll unlock it eventually.

[05:57:42] Yeah, let's just wait.

[05:57:49] I need three points.

[05:57:52] Oh, yeah, eight out of eleven people.

[05:57:56] Oh my god, they love it, dude.

[05:57:59] They love it.

[05:58:06] The minus 16k is staff member resigned, who?

[05:58:12] Why did the cleaner brown Amelia drier lover oh my god no dude she was so good at what

[05:58:22] did she do she was so good at that.

[05:58:29] What do we have cleaner maintenance reception we need two more cleaners.

[05:58:37] I got it when I fired because she was smelly.

[05:58:54] Hey, we got some Feng Shui in here, bro. We need some plants or something.

[05:58:58] I need some damn plants. That's what's happening here.

[05:59:01] Is there all outdoor plants?

[05:59:07] How about an indoor?

[05:59:09] And some arch or something.

[05:59:13] Greenery and outdoors.

[05:59:30] And then a random ass...

[05:59:33] Two AI paintings.

[05:59:40] Oh people, people!

[05:59:47] There it is, boys.

[05:59:49] There it is.

[05:59:50] Dude, we're poppin' off now.

[05:59:52] Holy shit, dude.

[05:59:54] The demand.

[05:59:55] I don't even think we have room!

[05:59:57] I don't even think we got room!

[06:00:00] I don't think we got room for this, bro.

[06:00:09] What the hell?

[06:00:12] Why'd he do that?

[06:00:14] Dude, he's so stressed.

[06:00:27] We got the gym.

[06:00:28] We got the gym. Holy shit

[06:00:33] I heard him

[06:00:38] You're kidding me this gym needs to be enormous

[06:00:58] There it is. That's what we got right there. Never mind. One yoga mat. We need room for

[06:01:10] other stuff. There you go. Random bubbler inside. Can that negative please go positive?

[06:01:25] Can I pay the loan? 100%? Repay 5 grand? 50,062k a debt?

[06:01:31] Dude, I can't even expand.

[06:01:41] I gotta say, these are ugly. I don't like these.

[06:01:49] Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.

[06:01:53] ruined ruined ruined

[06:02:01] actually ruined are you kidding i guess it matches at least

[06:02:13] How are we doing, cash flow, last 24 hours, what is draining our money?

[06:02:23] Costs, items, structure, items and structure, accommodation, entertainment, income, accommodations.

[06:02:33] No one has used this yet.

[06:02:37] Yeah, these are all not it for Jim Walls

[06:02:50] Okay, we're gonna do a neutral gray

[06:03:08] What the hell why is he pissed where you got him dude, she'll eat Michael flawless. What do you mean?

[06:03:20] Did we get to hire another cleaner?

[06:03:23] Daniel detergent is holding down the floor.

[06:03:26] Bro, what the fuck?

[06:03:28] Staff training?

[06:03:33] Na na na na, enables construction.

[06:03:35] Well, how do you get the second tier?

[06:03:37] You earn a number on this or when there's,

[06:03:38] oh, you need a, okay, you need sporty.

[06:03:41] I need to extract the sporty.

[06:03:44] I might need to actually do sweets,

[06:03:46] but you could do the shit rooms on the first floor

[06:03:48] and then once you're good,

[06:03:49] you do the second floor and start adding in sweets slowly I want to make money with the

[06:04:00] backpackers and then put sweets on the second floor I know I was a critic he's about to

[06:04:17] rate us. Oh we're two stars oh my god I know thank you thank you I know I know

[06:04:33] we're insane they love us cashflow plus 612 they love us now we had a rough

[06:04:42] Starpa Malol is coming together bro it's coming together you know it will make

[06:04:47] them even happier some paintings in their room but then I'm gonna go even

[06:04:51] further in debt so I can't do that yet

[06:04:56] upgrade now that it's two stars

[06:05:01] and same games are you kidding me bro what the fuck man there ain't shit bro this is

[06:05:10] the worst shit bro I got the worst easier fuck you man fuck you buddy here's your fucking

[06:05:20] The bullshit, dude.

[06:05:34] Wait, does this actually work?

[06:05:39] Can they actually use this here?

[06:05:42] Oh, shit. You can really stuff the rooms.

[06:05:50] What is he looking for? What were you thinking? What are you now looking for?

[06:05:55] It was something blue. Is it a yoga mat?

[06:06:05] He was looking for towels. Oh buddy the yoga mats literally right there. Oh

[06:06:15] Now he wants a drink

[06:06:20] He wants a blue yoga mat.

[06:06:25] Oh, really?

[06:06:32] Is it a towel?

[06:06:38] Is it a towel?

[06:06:43] I don't think I can even put towels in this room.

[06:06:51] These are all the items.

[06:06:56] I

[06:07:00] Chat how

[06:07:14] Boys am I am I tripping here? There's no towel rack

[06:07:19] There's a bunch right here at the Tower Shelf.

[06:07:25] You cannot place this item here.

[06:07:37] I don't know how you get to Tower then, unless they're- oh wait, does the bathroom not have

[06:07:43] a Tower Rack lol?

[06:07:45] This will fix it.

[06:07:57] It's a little far, but sure.

[06:08:02] I will get them a vending machine if I could actually find a vending machine.

[06:08:13] chocolate coffee machine random gumball machine let's just add it well hot chocolate

[06:08:24] on the other end of the hall there's a hot chocolate machine

[06:08:28] until we find a nice little uh wait till we get the chef oh my god

[06:08:34] All right the restaurant is about to open holy this place is gonna be insane the

[06:08:43] talk of the town. Oh my god. This whole place is gonna be the restaurant wing.

[06:08:56] That's the restaurant right there. We call it Pagoli de la Pagola, Italian, French fusion.

[06:09:06] Pagoli de Pagola. Some people come here just for the restaurant, too.

[06:09:17] Yeah, they walk right off the street and go right here.

[06:09:27] Yeah, we still have no money.

[06:09:33] Why not get a door from the hall to the restaurant?

[06:09:50] Good question.

[06:09:54] Question

[06:10:24] Oh god, I just realized this layout, lol.

[06:10:29] Oof.

[06:10:42] I was gonna have two entrances, but now...

[06:10:48] Because we don't have a kitchen, it might be weird.

[06:10:54] Look at that. You can't even see it. It's behind the tree, but it looks very beautiful.

[06:11:10] I have to make it so the kitchen is right here or something. But then that's the main

[06:11:15] Entrance. Oh dear. How am I doing this? Uh-oh. This restaurant is ruined.

[06:11:28] This is a restaurant. Holy shit. 20 star hotel. 20 Michelin stars.

[06:11:35] Granite floor, granite bottom. Marble flooring, marble.

[06:11:41] Hex Marble Emerald?

[06:11:47] Oh god, no money.

[06:11:49] Oh god, we have no money.

[06:11:51] Wait.

[06:11:52] Cancel.

[06:11:53] Cancel.

[06:11:54] How do I cancel this?

[06:11:59] We don't, I don't want it.

[06:12:07] Oh, no.

[06:12:09] Okay, no one said to do that.

[06:12:16] Okay.

[06:12:17] Oh, this is bad.

[06:12:19] Stop.

[06:12:20] Get out of here.

[06:12:27] Come on man.

[06:12:37] of

[06:12:57] the

[06:13:33] Open floor restaurant concept? I don't think so.

[06:13:46] True, you can see the chef's cook. You're right. You're right. I like the way you think.

[06:13:57] We can see kitchen sink, plate shelf, stove, serving bench, dirty dishes, serving bench.

[06:14:18] Right there.

[06:14:19] Open concept.

[06:14:20] What's wrong?

[06:14:21] What's wrong?

[06:14:24] Yeah, what's wrong here?

[06:14:29] Why is this not working?

[06:14:34] Dude, everything is off.

[06:14:47] Really, really, really.

[06:15:02] Coloury Shelf.

[06:15:09] A sign staff.

[06:15:16] Works here chef waiter

[06:15:27] This is so unfortunate

[06:15:33] Really I

[06:15:38] Don't have thinking a walk right here

[06:15:40] All right chef here we go click this like dish we're gonna do a pea soup on the menu

[06:15:50] what's wrong with this guy does he not like the open concept oh he needs a

[06:15:57] Pantry

[06:16:05] They love it they love it

[06:16:14] Sorry guys, there's construction while you eat

[06:16:16] Don't mind the door next to your table, it's fine.

[06:16:26] You're not blocking anything.

[06:16:30] Do not worry.

[06:16:37] You need two waiters?

[06:16:39] Yeah, I might need two waiters.

[06:16:45] Yeah, we- it's probably what happened to a restaurant owner.

[06:16:56] He spent way too much money on decorations and then as soon as they were about to open

[06:17:00] they realized they were bankrupt.

[06:17:01] Because this meant way too much money on decorating.

[06:17:15] That angle back?

[06:17:16] Well look, I'm online.

[06:17:20] How we doin'? How we doin', chef?

[06:17:22] Talk to me, bro.

[06:17:23] Okay.

[06:17:24] Fry winter's food. Talk to me, dude.

[06:17:31] I have minus 35k not enough towel

[06:18:01] Towels?

[06:18:03] Brother.

[06:18:07] How are there not enough towels, man?

[06:18:08] We have two shelves and eight people.

[06:18:11] Eight people.

[06:18:16] This laundry room is a pain in the ass.

[06:18:25] Crazy, man.

[06:18:25] I'm gonna chill here.

[06:18:26] I gotta go a little early.

[06:18:28] I will be on tomorrow.

[06:18:30] Tuesday, I'm gonna be starting a Batman, Lego Batman.

[06:18:33] I think it'll be fun.

[06:18:35] I'm looking forward to it.

[06:18:36] Best games of Sub-Sunday, Hotel Architect.

[06:18:41] Blackjacket was pretty cool,

[06:18:42] better than Deadhead Potential.

[06:18:44] It was an all right, Sub-Sunday.

[06:18:46] Kind of all right, whatever games you're in there.

[06:18:50] I will see you guys on Monday for another one.

[06:19:00] Thank you guys for chilling like always you guys enjoy the rest of your night. I will

[06:19:10] see you on Tuesday or Monday for another one. Thank you for chilling GGs. Hey man blood

[06:19:17] money. I do want to play we'll see maybe tomorrow. I don't know. I don't know who I'm going into

[06:19:21] a single player mode tomorrow. We'll see you guys enjoy the rest of your night. Thank you

[06:19:26] guys for watching. I'll see you on Monday. Goodbye, guys. Enjoy

[06:19:30] night.

[06:19:56] It's not too heavy, it's heavy to me

[06:19:59] In this brandy, it's heavy to me

[06:20:03] It's not too heavy, it's heavy to me

[06:20:06] It's not too heavy, it's heavy to me

[06:20:09] Just like a...

[06:20:12] ...Other...

[06:20:18] ...Pure...

[06:20:20] ...It's too dark

[06:20:23] I