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LIRIK

05-24-2026 · 6h 19m

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[00:01:48] My god people

[00:01:51] Seven let's catch me we get off on such our guys don't people sub Sunday. What up? What up? Hello? Hello?

[00:01:57] Hello. Partner anniversary today? Oh my god. Oh my god. I must have gotten the dates mixed

[00:02:13] up. I didn't know May 24th. There it is. I moved out west for a dream job and sub Sunday

[00:02:22] is the only time I can catch you live. Oh, shit. Dude, that's sick though. What's the

[00:02:28] dream job? You don't mind sharing at a curiosity brother? What up? What up? Crazy, bro. I gotta

[00:02:39] be hit man, dude. That was fun yesterday. It may have been hard to watch, but it was

[00:02:43] fun. It was fun. Maybe I'll continue. I'll probably continue it tomorrow. Probably continue

[00:02:50] it tomorrow janitor that's cool bro oh mom

[00:03:02] design and engineering for an electric aircraft oh shit bro that's sick man

[00:03:09] that does sound awesome bro good luck man

[00:03:14] god damn

[00:03:20] Good luck Mac, keep me updated.

[00:03:24] Keep me updated.

[00:03:28] Tell me when that shit's developed.

[00:03:32] I swear, I swear we talked about an electric aircraft and someone was like,

[00:03:36] it's impossible.

[00:03:40] YouTube's fucked. Oh shit, hold up, I have to reset the stream

[00:03:44] key twice. Hold up.

[00:03:48] Oh

[00:03:52] Oh

[00:03:55] Yeah, we actually somehow this channel is still alive bubba bubba bubba

[00:04:04] Somehow 931 votes yesterday holy moly god damn dude

[00:04:14] Holy shit man

[00:04:18] Yeah, I gotta be live right. I gotta be live early on Tuesday 1150. Okay. Yes, 007 comes out. I'm gonna beat it. Yes, I'm sponsored. What the fuck do you want from me?

[00:04:36] I did not realize that shit is right at noon, so I gotta, I gotta, I gotta be right, boom, boom, I gotta be live 1150.

[00:04:49] I know, I know, you can't even be live early, regularly, but I was live on time today.

[00:05:01] The minute takes is how long it takes to spool up the dam system.

[00:05:07] 1201.

[00:05:12] We got 931 votes for subsunday.

[00:05:17] Very nice. Very nice.

[00:05:20] What was the last time we had a thousand? Let me look.

[00:05:23] Wait, are we trending upwards or downwards?

[00:05:28] Let me see here.

[00:05:31] Let me see. Let me see. Hold up. All of me. Just see. Boom. Boom. Uh, okay. 933 811 last

[00:05:42] week. 990 945 966. Holy shit. That one did we hit? One was 1000. Dude, I don't know if

[00:05:57] We've hit a thousand, oh, we hit a thousand in March and March twice in March.

[00:06:06] And we've just coasted since.

[00:06:12] Feels bad, man.

[00:06:16] I've been, we got seven.

[00:06:18] Wait, we got one world premiere, two world premiere, three, four, five, six, seven,

[00:06:26] Seven world premiere here, no demos, and early access.

[00:06:33] I think like one of these might be early access.

[00:06:37] We got a lot of 1.0 situations today.

[00:06:41] Actually two might be early access.

[00:06:44] Alt of four meter.

[00:06:46] Hold on, I just got the paperwork.

[00:06:49] All the four meter. Hold on. I just got the paperwork as always. It's always in the middle. The yellow orange. It's always in the middle. But you know what? That is the beauty of Sub Sunday because I don't know.

[00:07:08] Some of the games look like they could be good and then you play it and they're good. There's like

[00:07:15] There's a simulator over here and then like a serious story over here

[00:07:21] You know

[00:07:24] It's like IGN reviews bro, okay

[00:07:28] You got 10 out of 10 on mixtape over here and then fucking Crimson Desert over here is a six out of 10. You just don't know

[00:07:38] Adam with the 20. What up, man? Thank you, dude. This guy. This guy over here. Oh, thank

[00:07:50] you for the gift. He's bad. What a nice guy. Yes, indeed. Chat, we are jumping into sub

[00:08:01] Sunday right now. Let's see. Actually, one of these games is interesting. It's from

[00:08:06] I'm a dev that I have played games from only some of you guys will be able to identify and they make very unique games that I had no idea this game was by them.

[00:08:18] So I'm curious how this one is.

[00:08:21] You'll see when we get there potentially.

[00:08:25] Let's see what we got here. First game of

[00:08:33] Sub Sunday. Let's see what we got going on here.

[00:08:36] Let's see. Let's see. The first game. Yes, indeed.

[00:08:46] We got box art here. First game of Sub Sunday.

[00:08:51] is known as

[00:09:02] dwarf eats mountain

[00:09:05] lets see what we got going on here boys

[00:09:09] lets see what we got going on here

[00:09:11] I already know what type of game it is

[00:09:13] I know it's a fucking incremental

[00:09:15] I already know what the hell it is

[00:09:19] When it doesn't matter

[00:09:24] What the heck is this oh, okay, you got to go like this

[00:09:32] Okay, what I don't know

[00:09:34] You're a great hold and build a miners guild then build five underground housings and hire six

[00:09:41] Miners, let me see your miners guild

[00:09:43] build. Are we attacking this mountain or something?

[00:09:50] Five underground housings. Let me see. How do you do this? What the hell am I looking

[00:09:58] at? They're dwarves.

[00:10:02] Oh, this is my great old build underground housing. You can queue it. What am I looking

[00:10:10] at artifact gallery prestige. Oh my god. I'm not interested. I'm already not interested.

[00:10:19] The great mother spiritual essence mountain soul mithril unemployed dwarves 777 gold.

[00:10:30] Okay, hold up, hold up.

[00:10:35] Okay, click on your great hold and build a better build 500 housing and higher six

[00:10:39] Miners are what do we do here did I do it 78 gold what happened

[00:10:48] okay I see I see

[00:10:52] oh there they are oh shit oh shit wait there they are the dwarf army

[00:11:00] now it needs to build the great maw your stash where ores are deposited and three runners to

[00:11:05] to collect the oars the miners extract.

[00:11:11] Okay, the Great Ma.

[00:11:15] The Great Ma demands a sustenance.

[00:11:17] Build this to hire runners who will collect ore for you.

[00:11:22] All right, these motherfuckers.

[00:11:26] Three runners.

[00:11:27] There they are using the Great Ma's divine powers.

[00:11:29] You can also actively help your dwarves by clicking and holding over the mountain

[00:11:33] to mine it or over the gold on the ground to help knock it towards this stash.

[00:11:37] Additionally, if any runner gets stunned by the falling rocks, you can help waking him

[00:11:42] up by slapping him.

[00:11:45] I go forth, eat mountains, extract gold, upgrade your dwarves, collect artifacts, prestige

[00:11:50] if it gets too hard until you reach and devour the glorious world of Spire Mountain.

[00:11:55] Ah, let's go fuck a lot of that.

[00:11:58] Oh, shit.

[00:11:59] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[00:12:01] So we're min- we're literally mining this fuckin' mountain.

[00:12:05] And these dudes are running the gold bag.

[00:12:07] I've played another game similar to this.

[00:12:10] In the past.

[00:12:13] DPM?

[00:12:15] Alright, how much?

[00:12:16] 784 gold.

[00:12:17] What else can I make?

[00:12:19] Acquired, acquired.

[00:12:20] The Great Ma really wants to eat that mountain so much so that it's more- it's mere leer

[00:12:25] causes it to crumble.

[00:12:27] Oh wait, can I click?

[00:12:29] Oh shit, wait, is it clicker?

[00:12:31] Oh

[00:12:35] Okay, okay, okay, bro. My chat is fucking dying so hard. What the hell is going on here that it's that anniversary shit keeps like nuking my chatroom

[00:12:46] all right

[00:12:51] Hold on all not all we got upgrades rock and protein diet

[00:12:55] Damage throwing velocity miners get damaged the artifacts for checking get cool down reduction

[00:13:03] I'm going full cool down reduction

[00:13:06] I'm going all out. Let me see

[00:13:09] And then that's expensive as shit

[00:13:13] Runners 96

[00:13:17] Speed carrying capacity, okay, and these guys got like the best nikes on

[00:13:25] all right oh yeah it's all auto mod shit I don't know why that's why is that

[00:13:33] even getting filtered weird it like blocks a term and it's just like

[00:13:39] constantly filters it you can help move the gold

[00:13:45] Oh and dark unholy power resonates from this profane keep. Oh shit

[00:13:54] Rockfall this this builds up when damaging the mountain when full it resets in the least

[00:13:58] years of devastating sometimes definitely a calamity of 100 words. Oh shit, bro

[00:14:08] Yeah, tornticles. Thank you man. Thank you for the gift these dude.

[00:14:11] Shay, you guys don't need to give subs boys. Alright, save your money. Buy a game you want, or something.

[00:14:27] I appreciate it though, bro. Thank you, Nitro.

[00:14:33] Oh, damn! Oh, shit, the orange game looks fucking satisfying. What the hell?

[00:14:39] Oh, he got knocked out.

[00:14:41] Oh, looks kinda nice actually.

[00:14:45] Dude, he's dead.

[00:14:47] Oh, he's good.

[00:14:48] 214 gold.

[00:14:49] These guys are slow as shit.

[00:14:53] Let's get another.

[00:14:54] Let's get more runners.

[00:14:56] How much is this gonna give us?

[00:14:58] The sun gold.

[00:14:59] 98 gold.

[00:15:00] All right.

[00:15:01] Sure, man.

[00:15:02] Let's get more.

[00:15:03] 98 gold?

[00:15:05] Alright, sure man.

[00:15:08] Let's get more.

[00:15:09] One more, why not?

[00:15:11] Oh, do I not have enough housing?

[00:15:17] Five houses.

[00:15:20] Plus two dwarves per house.

[00:15:22] What the fuck?

[00:15:23] What am I missing here?

[00:15:24] Chat, why can't I do this?

[00:15:26] Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[00:15:31] Oh

[00:15:33] Oh, we beat him choose an artifact here three the mock and now better see where to gaze clicking on dens now deals with the damage

[00:15:45] Well wait the mock and now better see where to gaze

[00:15:49] They on dens now do okay

[00:15:52] Endless gold every five seven minutes you gain a shit ton of gold and one percent of your total gold. What the fuck?

[00:16:01] Whenever a runner dodges a falling rock, he gets plus 1% speed permanently up to a maximum of 30%.

[00:16:09] What if these are insane? Where you just make it so they're just zooming?

[00:16:14] This seems like a long-term investment.

[00:16:17] The gold seems good? I mean, this looks like it's a tier 3.

[00:16:24] This is passive gold every five minutes I don't know let's just go with the glasses

[00:16:43] Skips kind of, the music's kind of chill Am I missing something?

[00:16:56] Didn't the glasses make it so I do more damage to these things in the wall?

[00:17:02] No?

[00:17:03] What is this?

[00:17:06] The grey mod really wants to eat it on so much as another, alright, increased damage,

[00:17:09] don't, what is this?

[00:17:10] Oh wait, oh he had to move it, now I have it

[00:17:12] Oh yeah, there we go, there we go, there we go.

[00:17:18] Okay, okay, hold up, there's a bunch of shit here.

[00:17:20] The deep places speak and flame produces flamers who spew flame at the mountain.

[00:17:26] Produces demo dwarves who love throwing dynamite.

[00:17:29] Okay, so we can make different mobs.

[00:17:35] And then this I can make it so I do more click damage.

[00:17:38] Fuck my clicks.

[00:17:39] my clicks. I'm gonna make it so the dwarves do insane damage.

[00:17:46] Yeah.

[00:17:52] Damage and throwing velocity or cooldown reduction. So they're

[00:17:56] constantly throwing shit. That's so expensive now.

[00:18:04] 567 gold for one more.

[00:18:09] I did need another house lol I thought it was unoccupied spots okay there you go two

[00:18:21] more runners sacrifice runners get plus 12 luck and resting time luck helps with dodge

[00:18:27] Gem snipping cocaine trips? What?

[00:18:32] Gorilla eating beard ore and more. Dwarves on coke?

[00:18:39] What the hell, man? I gotta keep licking this shit, though.

[00:18:47] Boys, move the damn gold! Oh, shit.

[00:18:50] I

[00:18:55] They should collect this a lot faster now

[00:19:01] Dude, I'm killing these fucking castles bitch. All right, I don't think can I physically move shit?

[00:19:08] I can't physically move stuff. I have to like go like that. I have to like chuck it like that

[00:19:14] I'm more effective at helping kill shit on the mountain

[00:19:25] Yeah, this is a jammer?

[00:19:32] I like this song.

[00:19:37] There it is.

[00:19:43] Holy.

[00:19:44] Okay, very nice.

[00:19:46] 180 fucking three, dude.

[00:19:48] We are poor as shit.

[00:19:50] Keep going.

[00:19:54] Keep going, keep damaging the damn mountain.

[00:20:05] All right.

[00:20:08] All right, this thing's almost dead, Coleridge.

[00:20:16] Maybe I get another unit.

[00:20:18] I could get another unit.

[00:20:19] Demolition.

[00:20:21] 350. I don't know what the hell changed here. Oh, wait.

[00:20:46] Okay, okay, okay

[00:20:49] So basically eventually that bar gets so full you have to prestige

[00:20:58] Unreal Engine 6 rocket league what I

[00:21:06] Missed it did I kill him I think I killed him right

[00:21:11] Yeah, did I fucking kill him or did I like fail a timer?

[00:21:16] Did I miss a timer?

[00:21:26] It was just announced Unreal Engine 6?

[00:21:32] Really?

[00:21:37] Rocket League's a great game, I'm just bad at it.

[00:21:41] I never learned how to fly in score.

[00:21:44] like that's the problem you just know you've peaked if you don't know how to

[00:21:47] control your shit in the air you just know you fucking peaked in the game

[00:21:53] like if you're bad at flying you peak so you know you're like hard-stuck right

[00:22:05] hey it's literally a skill issue yeah unless of you unless it does go like a

[00:22:12] a lot easier. Rocket League's always been such a good game. Can you actually master it? Am I just

[00:22:22] a noob? I feel like it's very common for people who don't know who just can't figure out the flying

[00:22:28] controls and you kind of peek at it. I feel that's like a massive skill gap. Like that's truly a huge

[00:22:36] fucking skill gap. Someone who can control the ball midair will shit on you.

[00:22:45] It's all practice. Upgrade the runner's capacity? True. Let's do mini...

[00:22:55] Whenever a runner picks up a non-chem ore, there's a 3% chance that he gets lucky and finds a random

[00:22:59] gym. Alright, with the lock build. Runners get dodge chance, fuck the dodge bro. Okay,

[00:23:08] we're gonna get more dwarves. I'm gonna make it so first the runners are so efficient at

[00:23:19] getting the gold that we need more people damaging. But I think that's where the calamity

[00:23:28] bar fills up and that's where you get fucked. It's almost like an enrage meter.

[00:23:33] One for the resets in relation to visiting sometimes, one for the plumbers on your dwarves.

[00:23:40] Yeah, flame or fireworks next. Yeah.

[00:23:45] Bro, these games are kind of just like, there's like a thousand upgrade paths and

[00:23:53] yeah, there's a thousand fucking upgrade paths.

[00:23:55] It's like you can either just keep upgrading one unit, or get a spread of a shit ton of units.

[00:24:02] And then some units have shittier DPS than the others.

[00:24:09] Ah, let me see here. Um...

[00:24:13] Demolition? Dynamite.

[00:24:16] Oh, you can stack the buildings. Why would I want to do that?

[00:24:21] Let's stack it. We got Demolition now.

[00:24:25] Yo, Automot has ruined my chat experience.

[00:24:28] I think that's what has, uh, that's what makes my chat disappear.

[00:24:33] I like blows my shit up.

[00:24:36] Where is this guy's dynamite?

[00:24:38] Do your thing, bro. Where is it?

[00:24:50] This guy didn't shot anything.

[00:24:52] Oh, wait, you need to recruit a demo dwarf.

[00:24:54] Oh, shit.

[00:24:55] wind bomb CD 40 what the hell oh wow that was horrible

[00:25:14] okay let me see here swap of buildings oh there we go you need three and now

[00:25:23] how they cost 344.

[00:25:28] Cool down reduction, lightweight casing.

[00:25:31] I give both.

[00:25:33] Oh, there's the dynamite.

[00:25:36] Oh!

[00:25:37] Are you kidding?

[00:25:39] What?

[00:25:41] The dynamite's so bad!

[00:25:43] What was that?

[00:25:48] Why did that just bounce and hit him?

[00:25:50] Okay, now it's not doing that.

[00:25:53] All doors have plus 10 gem luck. Every time you consume a mountain you have

[00:25:59] focus on testing in plus 1 pp. What the fuck is in plus 1 pp?

[00:26:03] Flamers, Jerk, Connick, Salvo, Kassel, Zvon, and Confirer, what is your

[00:26:07] Let's go!

[00:26:12] They all have plus 10 gem lock.

[00:26:16] Alright, plus 10 gem lock is insane.

[00:26:23] Uh, uh, yeah, this is, this is a bullshit right here.

[00:26:28] Nope.

[00:26:35] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm!

[00:26:43] Boy, as my chat experience has fucking ruined...

[00:26:46] What do I do?

[00:26:49] It just keeps deleting itself.

[00:26:52] I-I can't allow every message...

[00:26:58] Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!

[00:27:05] remove the auto bot?

[00:27:11] oh wait I think I fixed it

[00:27:17] oh wait I fixed it

[00:27:21] oh yeah I fixed it nice

[00:27:25] alright cool bro

[00:27:30] All right, cool, bro.

[00:27:34] Yeah, this game is definitely incremental, so it's designed to be slow as fuck.

[00:27:41] Okay.

[00:27:42] No, no, no, we're going all in.

[00:27:47] We need more.

[00:27:48] We need more fire.

[00:27:49] We need more.

[00:27:50] More demodwarves.

[00:27:51] All right, you know what?

[00:27:52] I'm just going to get one of each, and then a ballistic workshop.

[00:27:57] workshop. We're getting everything. Fuck it. We have every gun in the book. Give me every

[00:28:05] damn gun in the book. More housing. Two for the harpoon ballista. Let's go. Let's see.

[00:28:15] Oh shit. Yeah. The ballista does a fucking damage. Hold on. We're making progress now.

[00:28:21] All right, the ballistas the nuke stacked up so their axes don't hit the ground

[00:28:31] Okay, I gotta buff the ballista can I make multiple ballistas

[00:28:35] No, the great forge

[00:28:37] Rune smiths to do not attack before it's runes for mithril unlocked mithril upgrades. I have no mithril

[00:28:44] Haven't been using your bomb on CD. It seems like it sucks ass

[00:28:55] Oh, hey, there it is. Oh, I know dude it always misses it literally always misses that was perfect trajectory

[00:29:03] But I had could I have had a better trajectory there? I don't think so

[00:29:09] Okay, we got these guys as well rapid ignition no way

[00:29:14] Is this what the swap building okay, so wait that's actually a thing in this game

[00:29:24] Okay, that's actually a thing in this game. Oh, I know then they find their shot

[00:29:29] You have to properly move it you have to properly stack them

[00:29:33] Oh

[00:29:42] And I instead of swapping just like what they shut up here

[00:29:51] Boys what do I do here? Oh

[00:29:56] God

[00:29:58] Dude, I don't know that was the mechanic in your in the fucking game

[00:30:03] Oh wait, that did work. Okay, that's exactly what I wanted to do. Okay.

[00:30:14] Oh, so I think it's, uh, you can only do a stack like this.

[00:30:21] I think the ballista's good.

[00:30:22] What does another one do?

[00:30:41] This is actually just give us a second ballista to shoot.

[00:30:46] oh shit brother okay let's see let's see oh yo mythril vane oh shit the

[00:30:57] mythril yeah me moving shit does not work oh yeah there's a deal the dynamite

[00:31:07] DPS is fucking crazy. What the hell dude? 390?

[00:31:14] Really?

[00:31:21] There it is, there it is. Perfect. Fuck you dude. That thing? I think you need to buff it. Okay.

[00:31:26] I'm pretty sure it's either to push the stack

[00:31:30] Or you need to buff the wind bomb so it's not bad

[00:31:37] Damage throwing velocity increase cool-down cool-down reduction

[00:31:50] Chad did I kill it I keep missing the death did I kill it I did right

[00:31:57] BPM I'm gonna I'm gonna upgrade the demo man

[00:32:07] yeah let's see higher deeps

[00:32:13] there it is did we get our myth roll bro where's our myth roll pick the shit out boys

[00:32:25] Should we get more runners now? Maybe more runners.

[00:32:29] Dude, that guy had a fucking fat stack of what he just deposited.

[00:32:37] The Ballista is doing so much. Oh shit, now the Ballista out DPS's.

[00:32:44] Yeah, the dynamite hits for like 45. 37 hits.

[00:32:54] Yeah, so you just have to keep clicking. You just click. You can spam click the gold

[00:33:05] to help. It's a piece of shit. It's not good.

[00:33:09] All right, we're going full dynamite build now that they're higher, maybe

[00:33:23] Triple kill

[00:33:39] Oh, yeah, there's core hearts.

[00:33:44] Hey, I'll get one of these.

[00:33:47] How many more spears can I maybe get another one?

[00:33:59] Pipping dens? Who cares?

[00:34:04] How much more? 665.

[00:34:07] Okay, each deposit seems like it's 50 Gs.

[00:34:12] 50ish Gs if it's regular shit.

[00:34:16] Okay, I'm gonna catch it here now.

[00:34:19] Alright, we actually do kill it before the calamity reaches.

[00:34:24] Whenever you destroy a den, all dwarves get plus 7% haste for 6 seconds and put 3 damage permanently.

[00:34:31] Damn, demo dwarves, getting damage, get plus 7% of damage, and I've ordered you luck.

[00:34:36] Nope

[00:34:38] Buff the dynamiters buff on they're already doing a shit ton of damage

[00:34:43] I'm just gonna I'm going all that on the ballista and these guys

[00:34:48] We got the ballista nukes and the dynamite deeps is crazy

[00:34:55] The hell is that

[00:34:59] Shremer lords idle. Oh, yeah, that's the item I got right

[00:35:05] Get more runners now.

[00:35:12] Alright.

[00:35:13] Nice.

[00:35:14] Yeah, we're the runners.

[00:35:15] What do we have here?

[00:35:16] Speed, 280 speed, 332.

[00:35:17] Whenever a runner picks up a non-jam.

[00:35:18] Alright.

[00:35:19] Nice.

[00:35:20] Alright.

[00:35:21] Nice.

[00:35:22] Nice.

[00:35:23] Nice.

[00:35:24] Nice.

[00:35:25] Nice.

[00:35:26] Nice.

[00:35:27] Nice.

[00:35:28] Nice.

[00:35:29] Nice.

[00:35:30] Nice.

[00:35:31] Nice.

[00:35:32] Nice.

[00:35:33] Nice.

[00:35:34] a non-gem? Oh yeah, the lucky lust for gems. Oh shit, lust for gems gives him a speed buff.

[00:35:47] I'm gonna give him a speed buff and then higher two.

[00:35:54] Yes, gemstone frenzy. I'll hire one more.

[00:35:58] I will continue blood money tomorrow I'm gonna beat it

[00:36:05] Let's see how many doors we have now holy shit the amount of gold piling up now

[00:36:32] I did see the velocity, where was that?

[00:36:44] Right here, maybe a little bit will help.

[00:36:51] Oh my god, oh shit bro, okay, that was kind of satisfying.

[00:36:59] That was nice, that was nice.

[00:37:02] picking up dude the the or in this game is is very satisfying to look at what the fuck

[00:37:12] they gotta move all that shit over lightweight casing

[00:37:18] oh yeah also affects wind bomb lol

[00:37:23] all right let's get more runners oh shit i can't

[00:37:29] goblin invasion what

[00:37:32] Oh wait, oh my god, this is uh-oh.

[00:37:41] Yeah, what happened?

[00:37:53] What was the goblin invasion?

[00:37:54] Oh, these guys?

[00:37:55] The fuck?

[00:37:56] How about we have an actual good calamity?

[00:38:01] Dodged actively dodged

[00:38:06] Wow insane dwarves just naturally dodged that shit they didn't give a fuck they didn't even care

[00:38:19] How many more build a right yeah, I wonder what else I should do here I never built this I should I should build these next

[00:38:25] Let's build the lab and see what happens

[00:38:28] Um, he said it was a gold-costable upgrade.

[00:38:34] Oh fuck.

[00:38:37] Just get him.

[00:38:38] Laser takes a long time to charge up and deals rapid damage.

[00:38:41] Oh fuck.

[00:38:42] Hold up.

[00:38:43] Never mind.

[00:38:44] Give him money.

[00:38:45] Hold on.

[00:38:46] We're listening.

[00:38:47] What?

[00:38:48] What?

[00:38:49] Laser cannon gets 2 damage, Gemma Calamity multiplier.

[00:38:57] Can we invest in this? $2.99? Oh, he's already shooting the laser. Oh, shit. Oh, that's a

[00:39:11] good hit. Oh my god. The good thing is that they don't die. I need so much more. Plus

[00:39:38] three carrying capacity worth. Oh, the laser only damages one spot. The harpoon single

[00:39:47] targets the specific shit.

[00:39:50] what is that? what the hell is that?

[00:40:06] every fourth mountain yields one soul, oh, 700 Gs for the great forge?

[00:40:13] Let's see, let's see.

[00:40:15] One free mithril upon purchase.

[00:40:20] What does this do?

[00:40:20] Rune Smith, one.

[00:40:24] Boys!

[00:40:25] Ah!

[00:40:32] Bring that shit over, hurry up.

[00:40:34] My clicks do nothing.

[00:40:35] I think, I think this isn't a bad incremental, bro. I don't, I don't think it's that bad.

[00:40:46] It's kind of satisfying.

[00:40:47] And I ain't bad, dude.

[00:41:01] Pythro pickaxes?

[00:41:08] Oh, these are just...

[00:41:10] Oh, they just... these guys just buff shit.

[00:41:16] Tier 2 unlocks Monsterbane Ballista?

[00:41:24] Is this literally a tier upgrade? Oh, fuck, I... okay.

[00:41:27] Hold up, hold up, let me see here, let me get another runner.

[00:41:34] 617?

[00:41:37] Nice.

[00:41:39] What is this?

[00:41:41] Is that a suction or near its mouth because he knows how sloppy the runners are?

[00:41:46] Oh shit, hold up.

[00:41:49] I wonder if that's actually decent.

[00:41:54] That can be decent.

[00:42:03] That can be decent.

[00:42:04] Hold on, hold on.

[00:42:05] I don't know, I don't know how I feel about this laser.

[00:42:13] One second longer, cookie cutter.

[00:42:20] I have no more housing.

[00:42:24] Holy shit.

[00:42:25] There it is, that was a good one right there.

[00:42:35] I feel like the damage, uh, yeah, the laser's kind of potato, the laser's alright.

[00:42:40] I think the Ballista, the dynamite dudes are still insane.

[00:42:46] Harpoon Ballistas get plus 90% damage.

[00:42:49] Whenever the mountain would reclaim ore, there's an instance that the Great Marm reclaims

[00:42:52] it instead. Plus 700 gold and plus 2 PP. What the fuck is PP dude?

[00:43:02] What am I doing here? I didn't know the mountain even reclaimed the ore.

[00:43:10] I mean this is good. It's just plus 20 raw damage.

[00:43:13] for the ballast is is it prestige points

[00:43:23] harpoon damage

[00:43:43] Okay, yeah, I'm gonna probably all tap the game

[00:44:04] Golden star wait that sounds like an actual buff that sounds good

[00:44:11] Sapphire

[00:44:13] Um, let me see, let me get a 773 and let's get, um, small upgrades.

[00:44:23] If it's a hundred, I'll buy it, just cause, why not?

[00:44:35] Anywhere where it's a hundred, why not?

[00:44:42] just to do like a small upgrade I don't think I need another scientist and then

[00:44:50] 693 I have a decent amount bro this damn chat is so annoying not the

[00:45:00] messages at this moment but the fact that it keeps fucking disappearing

[00:45:06] Hold on let me restart on my shit here

[00:45:23] 1231 more golden gazer geyser geyser

[00:45:30] Definitely a geyser.

[00:45:37] Alright, how are we doing here?

[00:45:44] Alright, nice.

[00:45:48] How's the damage?

[00:45:50] How's the damage?

[00:45:52] Are we actually killing this shit fast?

[00:45:55] It's a different stage when stuff gets difficult.

[00:45:57] Not sure if this is considered difficult.

[00:46:10] More carry capacity, so then carry more now.

[00:46:13] I'm going to focus on that.

[00:46:18] Let's see, more runners, more carry capacity.

[00:46:22] Buy an artillery hull.

[00:46:31] What the hell bro? Two mithril? 1800?

[00:46:35] Should I- Should we go for this?

[00:46:38] That guy just delivered so much shit. Oh my god.

[00:46:45] Alright, hold on. Carry capacity up and then maybe I'll get that.

[00:46:52] I have not been doing any of the dodge

[00:46:57] If you don't collect or is the mountain does get them back dude. It should just have a fucking massive pile. That's stupid

[00:47:06] Holy shit, yeah, I carry capacity is insane. I'm gonna do one more carry capacity and then try to get the artillery

[00:47:17] Come on, bro

[00:47:22] Oh, luck helps a little bit and come out.

[00:47:32] I didn't up the velocity on that but 518, I don't want to spend that just yet.

[00:47:39] Okay, that should be good on carried capacity.

[00:47:45] Let's see, all your runners are stunned.

[00:47:47] I see that, bro.

[00:47:48] I see that.

[00:47:49] There's like, you realize there's a million things to fucking upgrade in this game, right?

[00:47:53] There's a million

[00:48:03] There's like a thousand paths I could go dodge

[00:48:11] I'm gonna say for the artillery hole now, let's see

[00:48:20] Wow he dodged that nice

[00:48:22] You should upgrade the maw too, can you?

[00:48:29] Oh, it does look like it consumes a bit of it.

[00:48:41] I could try this.

[00:48:42] Maybe I'm underestimating just this one move here.

[00:48:48] I'm close to the the hall

[00:49:00] Runners get speed for each gem they deliver

[00:49:07] Oh, you can actually see the buff on them you can see it or gather speed

[00:49:13] Yeah, actually fuck it. I'm gonna make it so these guys are insane

[00:49:22] Why not that gives them insane amounts of

[00:49:27] Wow, okay

[00:49:29] The negatives I don't know about that one actually a little regret a little regret there

[00:49:37] One more carrying capacity I'm going all in on these dudes

[00:49:40] Okay, let me get one lightweight casing and I can start shooting this way

[00:49:50] better. And then more runners. I'm not gonna shoot one as I go more. You never

[00:50:02] by Jim frenzy holy shit come on come on come on maybe tier two actually this is

[00:50:25] It's kind of cheap for the tiers as well.

[00:50:37] Let me actually- oh shit.

[00:50:41] Five Mithril? I wonder if this is crazy.

[00:50:49] Another runner and then 329 for this one.

[00:50:55] We're getting there.

[00:51:11] We're getting there.

[00:51:12] Yeah, the wind ball actually can hit now.

[00:51:17] I do not have so much gold.

[00:51:21] I'm trying to upgrade this shit out of these dudes, so they're just gathering chunks of shit to bring back to the base.

[00:51:44] I think this game's got a nice man, you know?

[00:51:47] It's just kinda like a whatever. Oh shit. Laser cannons, power, and rums upgrade now also count stone collars and runesmiths as scientists for its damage bonus.

[00:51:59] What the fuck?

[00:52:05] This is specific to the upgrade.

[00:52:17] I got the guzzler. I don't know if that was worth it. I may have just thrown all that gold away.

[00:52:29] Let's see, let's see.

[00:52:36] you can click on but like they still don't wake up it's not worth clicking

[00:52:48] them maybe you can upgrade your click slap maybe maybe yeah I don't understand

[00:53:00] How did Rocket League announce UE6? UE6 isn't even a f**king thing.

[00:53:06] Is it April Fool's? What am I missing?

[00:53:13] They're owned by Epic? Yeah, but aren't there massive updates to UE5? What do you mean UE6? What are you talking about?

[00:53:24] They own Rocket League?

[00:53:26] I understand that, but like I feel like UE6 sounds like it'd be huge.

[00:53:32] UE6 was announced a long time ago, was it?

[00:53:38] I feel like UE5?

[00:53:42] I just heard like they were making massive, there was a massive update coming out and

[00:53:45] shit.

[00:53:46] I would, okay.

[00:53:48] It's already at 5.8.

[00:53:50] Yeah, I guess true. It's a good game to as a testing ground. Yeah, I mean shit

[00:54:00] That's a little cool. Why not?

[00:54:11] Has this thing sucked at all I had spent so much money on this

[00:54:20] Big carrying capacity upgrade right now.

[00:54:30] There it is.

[00:54:32] There it is. Very nice.

[00:54:35] Nvidia doesn't care for gamers anymore?

[00:54:41] Do you guys think there's gonna be a 6090?

[00:54:46] What is the next scheduled Nvidia event?

[00:54:50] when is it usually uh when does it usually happen the nvidia keynote when they announce

[00:55:03] the gpu's i'm just saying have we missed uh how much time i don't know when the fuck

[00:55:15] did the 5090 come out should the 6090 have been announced by now

[00:55:18] I'm trying to gauge if he's right and are we off the timeline the typical scheduling

[00:55:27] Are we actually abandoned for real?

[00:55:37] I got another dwarf

[00:55:40] I'm going all out carrying capacity these guys are gonna be carrying fucking chunks like 50 50 pieces

[00:55:48] All right, I think I think I'm actually the carrying capacity not a lot of

[00:56:18] gems now all right this is kind of work and do this is working okay okay god damn

[00:56:34] hello all right what about speed or I could even go harder on carrying

[00:56:42] capacity they're just fucking fat stacks hold on hold on look at them look at

[00:56:50] this shit oh my god that's horrible I guess the downside is they take so long

[00:56:57] gathering the ore

[00:57:00] Where was the pick-up speed?

[00:57:12] Okay, now everything's in the thousands.

[00:57:28] Why would this one seems good they all get luck.

[00:57:46] Upgrade the Ballista.

[00:57:47] I'm making it so I'm very efficient at collecting and then going towards damage.

[00:57:52] Alright.

[00:57:53] Alright.

[00:57:57] Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

[00:58:06] Did they show any footage of in-game UE6 Rocket League?

[00:58:12] I'm trying to figure out how much better it can look.

[00:58:16] How much better how much better can you he six even look like what is the

[00:58:28] That sounds like such a big

[00:58:32] I don't even know let me see oh

[00:58:36] This guy just announced

[00:58:46] This is...

[00:58:52] Rogue, Rogue!

[00:58:58] Ch- Is my flag still in this game?

[00:59:02] Did they remove it?

[00:59:05] Oh, they actually- Oh, shit.

[00:59:10] Okay...

[00:59:13] Forza graphics.

[00:59:16] That's kind of sick.

[00:59:24] It kind of does look like they could just do that in UE5.

[00:59:27] Yeah!

[00:59:28] Yeah!

[00:59:30] Even though we all play on low!

[00:59:38] We all play on low and fucking 6-4 in by 480.

[00:59:48] That's cool, man.

[00:59:50] I mean, Rocket League's fucking sick, bro.

[00:59:54] chat I even remember dude playing the game in the damn beta with the devs

[01:00:01] before you motherfuckers even knew what the hell that shit was and I was like

[01:00:06] this game is gonna be fucking huge I still got the VOD I got the VOD

[01:00:14] not lies truth alright insane efficiency now holy shit okay we gotta figure this out where's

[01:00:32] That's the artillery haul.

[01:00:34] The Great Duke Cannon.

[01:00:40] Shoot it!

[01:00:45] Show us the dwarven power!

[01:00:52] Shoot it!

[01:00:54] Wait, did it even shoot?

[01:00:58] Did it even do anything? Did it shoot?

[01:01:04] Oh, there it is! No, no, I'm- AHHHHHH!

[01:01:09] What? It's like a shittier- It's like a whatever ballista.

[01:01:13] Oh! Oh!

[01:01:20] I'll bring it back.

[01:01:27] Yeah, we're gonna operate it.

[01:01:29] Rapid cannon, cooldown.

[01:01:32] Alright, double barrel, double barrel.

[01:01:39] Wait, is this AoE?

[01:01:44] What?

[01:01:45] It doesn't AoE?

[01:01:47] Come on, bro.

[01:01:50] the dynamiders are still the fucking greatest deeps like I should just go all

[01:02:01] out dynamiders

[01:02:07] nah dude yeah it's truth truth give him some crit fuck the fuck out of them all

[01:02:16] All Mithril invests in dynamiters? Nah, that's the way.

[01:02:22] Force and radius? Total demolition?

[01:02:31] Where are the watch? It's broken link bar! Where are the watch?

[01:02:36] Where are the watch?

[01:02:38] Do you have darling link?

[01:02:40] Where are the watch?

[01:02:46] Dude, that was the guy in the chat saying shit.

[01:02:54] I don't know, man.

[01:02:58] Alright, yeah, we're going to all tap this.

[01:03:02] Alright, next game, honestly, this game, Game of the Year.

[01:03:06] I was thinking about it while playing actual Game of the Year.

[01:03:11] Our next game as subsunday continues.

[01:03:21] Holy.

[01:03:25] The next game.

[01:03:31] Is known as.

[01:03:37] The next game.

[01:03:57] We are jumping to is known as

[01:04:12] So we have here, you got another brand new spanking release boys.

[01:04:17] We're jumping into a brand new release known as

[01:04:30] Retail Hell

[01:04:41] Bob

[01:04:44] Frame rat

[01:04:48] Let's see what we have here

[01:04:52] Retail hell day zero

[01:04:59] No one will help okay

[01:05:04] New one oh

[01:05:06] What up man, okay?

[01:05:16] Blast of the immersion.

[01:05:21] Left click?

[01:05:22] Okay, sure, sure.

[01:05:24] Tutorial mob.

[01:05:26] Okay, how do I put them down?

[01:05:32] Okay, don't take that. I'm gonna leave it right there.

[01:05:38] Um, okay, I can't put this back.

[01:05:42] Oh, shit, there we go.

[01:05:45] Oh, okay.

[01:05:53] Oh, shit, he left.

[01:05:57] He fucking left.

[01:06:01] Oh my god.

[01:06:03] You just came in homebraid, buddy.

[01:06:07] Need something loud like me.

[01:06:10] Okay, chill.

[01:06:12] What the fuck?

[01:06:13] Do not serve band customer?

[01:06:15] What the hell is that?

[01:06:17] Soda?

[01:06:18] How about that, man?

[01:06:19] That's bubbly.

[01:06:21] That's an expensive ass soda.

[01:06:23] Holy shit.

[01:06:25] What is the inflation in hell?

[01:06:29] What happened?

[01:06:32] Click on customers to ask for orders again.

[01:06:35] We won't like it, especially if they are out of patience.

[01:06:38] Okay.

[01:06:43] Okay, something to clean.

[01:06:47] Like toilet paper, bro?

[01:06:49] You want some toilet paper, bro?

[01:06:51] There you go, dude.

[01:06:52] I don't know you take- you- you- you- you okay?

[01:06:57] Sure! Sure!

[01:06:59] okay hey oh two minutes until she's over some of that sweet tiger oh my god

[01:07:09] she's I sell hot dogs wait what do you mean chat what is cute tiger what the

[01:07:20] Oh fuck, this cute tiger.

[01:07:24] Oh, gimme, what is cute tiger?

[01:07:29] Cursed flakes?

[01:07:34] Oh my god, that's actually, wait, they're actually called cursed flakes.

[01:07:38] Oh, the last time I ate frosted flakes, oh my god, never again.

[01:07:44] You see this glass window? Angry customers will try to break it? Uh oh.

[01:07:50] keep them happy or spend some money to fix it check for on the provider I need

[01:08:01] something to cover my wounds let me see let me see hold up me organize I swear

[01:08:09] this is trash over here cover your wounds let me check the bank okay all I

[01:08:18] All I got is toilet paper, bro. Literally, all I have is toilet paper.

[01:08:22] You already used the first roll.

[01:08:27] What is that noise? Oh, God.

[01:08:32] Some snort stuff? Buddy.

[01:08:37] Okay, thank you.

[01:08:43] Maybe at the last minute?

[01:08:47] What's that, bro?

[01:08:48] Give me some candy. Okay.

[01:08:56] What the hell, dude? Patience.

[01:09:03] Oh, sorry, we are closed. Nope, sorry, we're closed. We're closed.

[01:09:11] What the hell?

[01:09:13] Uh, we're closed.

[01:09:15] Sorry, man, we're closed.

[01:09:17] Oh!

[01:09:19] What the hell?

[01:09:21] Hmm-hmm.

[01:09:23] Hmm-hmm.

[01:09:25] Hmm-hmm.

[01:09:27] Hmm-hmm.

[01:09:29] Buddy, I said we're closed, man.

[01:09:31] You're lucky. You're lucky.

[01:09:33] You're lucky, alright?

[01:09:35] What the fuck?

[01:09:37] What the fuck?

[01:09:39] what the fuck a clock out all right where's where's the clock out right here

[01:09:46] oh shit we made 50 bucks by a day of service

[01:09:53] incinerator okay it looks like she can hit the fan oh there is a hotdog maker

[01:10:00] oh shit wait you do sell hot dogs oh fuck all right so this is just you know

[01:10:08] Working in retail and held but for some this is just not a hell

[01:10:17] Feels bad wait am I doing this wrong by a day of service like I don't have to work the day

[01:10:24] Okay?

[01:10:25] Chat, what button do I press?

[01:10:34] What the fuck do I press?

[01:10:35] Do I hit buy a day of service or end your career?

[01:10:38] End your career?

[01:10:40] I don't fucking know.

[01:10:45] Apparently that's the button.

[01:10:48] I don't follow the translation.

[01:10:53] out in okay order yes yes I did oh I gotta restock myself okay the

[01:11:14] organize can of human buddy that's a normal that's a normal order here

[01:11:28] just a second man I just opened the damn shop brah okay want this shit chilled

[01:11:36] They don't want warm soda.

[01:11:40] Where's my trash can?

[01:11:42] Where the fuck is the trash can?

[01:11:46] Uh huh.

[01:11:48] Uh huh.

[01:11:50] Uh huh.

[01:11:52] Uh huh.

[01:11:54] Uh huh.

[01:11:56] Flays?

[01:11:58] Alright.

[01:12:00] We're good.

[01:12:02] Oh, what is this?

[01:12:04] We got two beans.

[01:12:06] time dude. Money on the floor. No this is full release. Oh shit. How much is this man?

[01:12:17] Is it a dollar? Alright he wanted human. It looks like we have everything. Oh. Alright.

[01:12:34] I have to buy one at a time.

[01:12:39] Fast delivery!

[01:12:41] Nah.

[01:12:44] Yeah, whatever, just relax.

[01:12:46] He's coming.

[01:12:47] He'll be here soon.

[01:12:49] I know, I know, I know, I know it's coming here.

[01:12:53] It's gonna be here soon.

[01:12:56] Oh!

[01:12:58] Oh!

[01:12:59] Oh, he delivered it, wow.

[01:13:02] Worst delivery system

[01:13:07] Oh, what was that?

[01:13:11] This guy is not efficient at all

[01:13:16] Star Citizen reached one billion in funding

[01:13:22] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what there's a bad customer out there stalker, okay

[01:13:28] Don't move an inch if he's here

[01:13:30] is that him just stay still until it leaves not an inch wait dude oh my god

[01:13:43] bro I gotta order more toilet paper man you're using it all who is he talking

[01:13:54] about. Where's the toilet paper? That's probably five.

[01:14:02] I know I heard something you can't hide from me.

[01:14:28] I don't understand what happened there chat was that the stalker I think was that the

[01:14:58] the stalker right there.

[01:15:20] All right, Quad Cannon.

[01:15:22] How does this game crash once I'll launch and then just refuses to launch further what

[01:15:42] What the hell is this?

[01:15:50] There we go.

[01:15:56] Alright, yeah, I'll cap it to 144. Hopefully it's saved my...

[01:16:02] Alright, day two!

[01:16:05] Alright, is this pre-toilet paper?

[01:16:08] Are you kidding me?

[01:16:12] Okay, okay, this is right.

[01:16:15] Oh, I had organized everything.

[01:16:19] Alright.

[01:16:20] Let's try this again here.

[01:16:25] It does look like I can power the hot dogs, but I don't know if I should do that just

[01:16:31] yet.

[01:16:32] Um, let me see, though, because I can go here, power this.

[01:16:37] those look fucking good man I'm not gonna lie those look fucking good

[01:16:45] oh I hate being a fat ass

[01:16:50] all right fucking food man

[01:16:56] All right, let's see here.

[01:17:01] Um, all right, what's that man?

[01:17:06] Oh, yes, you wanted this?

[01:17:07] We're back?

[01:17:08] All right, I don't know.

[01:17:13] That guy who crashed my ship was the stalker.

[01:17:16] And he said, don't move an inch.

[01:17:19] What happened?

[01:17:24] okay so it's not him okay it's not this guy he's got no eyes just stay still okay

[01:17:40] don't move at all all right all right so I can stare at him just don't move I

[01:17:52] I trust him too, you know, he seems like a nice guy

[01:17:58] Hey, yeah, what I'm up

[01:18:00] George there you go, bro. There you go

[01:18:06] Okay, next hell doesn't seem that bad, bro, you know, I

[01:18:17] Know I heard you

[01:18:22] Oh God.

[01:18:25] Okay, that was him.

[01:18:27] That was the dude.

[01:18:28] I swear it looked like he had eyes.

[01:18:30] That motherfucker looked like he had eyes.

[01:18:34] Shit, I'm nice to see you.

[01:18:36] What happened?

[01:18:38] Having some weird dreams of pesadillas.

[01:18:42] I need double the fizz.

[01:18:44] This fucking guy, brother.

[01:18:46] Holy shit.

[01:18:49] Alright.

[01:18:52] You're just not alright!

[01:18:55] Holy shit. Crazy people.

[01:18:59] Buddy, I swear. A word of advice.

[01:19:05] Dude, you live here? We're just here to buy items.

[01:19:09] Okay. But some customers are cursed

[01:19:14] hurting your senses. You won't be free until they leave.

[01:19:21] Can you give me two rolls?

[01:19:26] I'm dripping blood.

[01:19:28] God damn.

[01:19:34] I opened up a hotdog stand, bro.

[01:19:37] This guy needs to lay off the meth.

[01:19:40] Oh my god.

[01:19:44] I got my brain.

[01:19:46] Give me cereal.

[01:19:51] Oh, I see. I see. She made it so my everything was inverted.

[01:19:59] Oh my god, Hulk, you went to hell? What happened? I thought you were bound for heaven.

[01:20:05] Tuna, okay. Best protein in the house.

[01:20:12] just want some fresh yeah this is like

[01:20:25] Fent shriek

[01:20:39] Can I order now so tomorrow I'm good

[01:20:43] No, go to shop. Oh wait. Oh shit. Okay

[01:20:47] Want to want to want to want to what?

[01:20:49] What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?

[01:20:53] Oh shit, that's expensive. Wait, that's expensive. Oh god, that's very expensive.

[01:20:59] You know what? Let's do it. We'll come home tomorrow. We'll be good.

[01:21:07] I'll have to actually wait.

[01:21:11] This is based off of a Philadelphia gas station?

[01:21:30] Alright, you know what?

[01:21:32] I go above and beyond at my job.

[01:21:34] Alright, when everybody else clocks out, I clock in.

[01:21:39] Alright.

[01:21:41] Cool chat. Use that line next time. Use that line.

[01:21:48] On an interview.

[01:21:51] Okay, okay!

[01:21:54] Hold on!

[01:21:57] Hold on!

[01:22:03] This is the most inefficient way, dude. Like, what the, what the, what the fuck are we doing, dude?

[01:22:10] You know, I was just, you know, we hold ones, maybe this is his punishment and hell.

[01:22:15] He just has, this is, that's probably what this is here.

[01:22:18] You know who would enjoy this?

[01:22:20] The Subnautica 2 fans.

[01:22:24] They fucking love picking up small ass amounts of items and doing a thousand trips.

[01:22:30] They fucking love that shit.

[01:22:33] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:22:34] Alright, I'm going home, I'm going home, man.

[01:22:49] Jack, why is this thing by a day of service?

[01:22:56] Am I actually, is this actually not, is this actually mercy?

[01:23:02] I think this is mercy.

[01:23:04] It could be a lot worse.

[01:23:06] But I run the Helmart.

[01:23:11] Wait, you said that refrigerator used it to sell cold drinks.

[01:23:13] Take some time for them to cool.

[01:23:15] Now give me a cold can of human and put it in the fridge for a while.

[01:23:20] Motherfucker, this and this and this.

[01:23:23] Oh wait, there's a chill effect now.

[01:23:25] Uh-oh.

[01:23:28] Oh shit.

[01:23:30] Okay, now I actually have to okay

[01:23:34] Ice that looks dude that's fucking delicious man. That's like that polar bear coca-cola commercial shit. Oh my god

[01:23:43] Okay

[01:23:45] That actually looks yeah, that looks good dude. That's just refreshing

[01:23:52] All this drinks in hell we present ourselves salesmen of flesh and sinew

[01:24:00] I

[01:24:03] Okay

[01:24:05] Probably

[01:24:10] Okay, I haven't no one's asked for

[01:24:16] Hold on let me check

[01:24:21] Oh, oh, okay. I'm listening. I'm listening

[01:24:26] Okay, no, no, no. Yes. Yes. All right. Okay. Yes. Whoa. Whoa

[01:24:30] Hold on hold on hold on. Where's the shop repair window? Where's the shop order? What did he say? I am interested ten dollars

[01:24:39] I'm interested. Holy shit, dude

[01:24:43] There it is. Yes

[01:24:45] You need a toilet paper? Oh my god. Here you go

[01:24:51] Dude wait a minute wait a minute

[01:24:58] Hold on where does my hand come from?

[01:25:00] Yes! Wait, seriously? How do I wear this? I don't know how to plus one hold that. Did

[01:25:22] Did he just scam me, dude?

[01:25:27] Oh, here comes the fucking toilet paper guy with a leaky asshole.

[01:25:32] I've got a noisy roommate. He loves death metal. If you see him around, just help him out.

[01:25:40] Some skulls will appear in the store and look for them, find all five of them, and give them to him.

[01:25:46] Okay, I don't understand this severed hand thing. Is this actually shit? What is this?

[01:25:54] Did I get trolled by this guy for ten bucks? Did I get scammed? I think I actually scammed me.

[01:26:03] Oh wait, unless... Oh, it's a physical upgrade. It's a physical upgrade. Okay, I'm gonna put all

[01:26:14] All my upgrades here.

[01:26:15] You know what it goes in there but what was that thing?

[01:26:21] Four cleared laughs?

[01:26:23] Are you kidding me?

[01:26:26] I don't have four.

[01:26:33] I don't have four.

[01:26:38] What if I don't have four?

[01:26:41] I can give you one of these.

[01:26:45] Dude, I don't have enough money to buy shit.

[01:26:54] And it's not gonna cool in time.

[01:27:01] Buddy.

[01:27:03] Alright, alright!

[01:27:06] Oh...

[01:27:08] Okay, I'm not sure what the...

[01:27:10] What a death flag it is.

[01:27:17] I see, I see, I got you one, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

[01:27:36] three

[01:27:43] There it is

[01:27:48] Why did he why did he break my shit dude, I got all of them

[01:27:54] There's something you should know

[01:27:56] Press the red button if you want a customer out

[01:27:58] You'll get angry anyways, but you save some time.

[01:28:03] I need something soothing.

[01:28:05] Two-fold red cans.

[01:28:07] Alright.

[01:28:11] Is time just like customers?

[01:28:21] I want some to that.

[01:28:23] Two of those.

[01:28:24] Okay.

[01:28:28] Alright, 26. Alright. Alright, alright.

[01:28:35] Yeah, what if the pro tip is I can just leave the fridge door open?

[01:28:40] And it stays cool.

[01:28:44] What if?

[01:28:49] Sure. Nah, I doubt it. I doubt it.

[01:28:53] Fifteen dana! Fifteen dana! Fifteen dana!

[01:28:59] I think that is, if you can't fulfill the order, it's bad, so you might as well deny him.

[01:29:04] If you give him three, they'll still bash the window in.

[01:29:11] Oh my god, buddy, you're f- what the fuck, man?

[01:29:14] You see that horrible creature on the poster? I've noticed, yes.

[01:29:19] It'll kill you as soon as it sees you.

[01:29:23] Use the lever to close this window if he comes.

[01:29:28] Give me a soda cold for my wounds.

[01:29:32] Ah man, ice cold right there.

[01:29:35] All your friends, coldest beverages in all of hell.

[01:29:39] FELLUM!

[01:29:43] ALAMAL! ALAMAL!

[01:29:48] What happened?

[01:29:50] The copy machine? Place an empty cup? Then press the button to operate it.

[01:29:56] Tell me I don't need to buy fucking cups, bro.

[01:30:03] Okay, let me see here. I think I need to get a... Do I need power to the copy?

[01:30:10] Oh, it's on.

[01:30:14] Get a cup from the door below.

[01:30:17] Wait, man, get a cup from the door below, please. Wait, wait, wait.

[01:30:20] Oh, there's a cup dispenser. Oh, shit.

[01:30:27] There it is, bro. There it is.

[01:30:32] Okay, let me get some coffee beans and more soda.

[01:30:38] Just for in the future. That's so expensive!

[01:30:50] We're good all this guy again

[01:31:11] All this fucking crack head again

[01:31:13] I need double the fizz.

[01:31:20] Okay bro, oh let's do YouTube mother fucker.

[01:31:29] Oh, do I have to do this shit again?

[01:31:35] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:31:39] Wait!

[01:31:41] Okay, what's that man? Oh my god, what do you want?

[01:31:46] Human a2n I think you want so I think you want one of these I think you want one of these I understand

[01:31:54] There you go, bro, I speak the language I

[01:31:59] Speak the language boys. I should really repair the what do you call it?

[01:32:04] And some beans coming right up.

[01:32:11] A little bit of beans.

[01:32:13] Good combo.

[01:32:14] What was that beep, beep, beep, beep?

[01:32:19] Is that like a warning or every minute?

[01:32:29] Smokes in the bag of chips.

[01:32:32] How much?

[01:32:34] Oh my god.

[01:32:36] Alright, that was a shit ton of money there.

[01:32:40] What's the angle?

[01:32:42] Cold soda.

[01:32:44] There you go.

[01:32:46] Looks like I can't leave the fridge open, actually.

[01:32:50] I wish they got more than two sodas.

[01:32:54] What happened to my coffee bag? Are you kidding? That was 12 bucks. What happened?

[01:33:06] Oh, god damn dude. Toilet paper? Bro, you're gonna need like a whole six bag.

[01:33:18] Whatever. The Hulk is nice. Really. Whoa! Poor beans here! Oh shit, there's money right

[01:33:31] there toilet paper there you go

[01:33:36] oh shit

[01:33:42] greetings hello this is our last roll I need to quickly go order come on come on

[01:33:56] Come on, 20 seconds they can wait.

[01:33:59] A happy metal guy.

[01:34:02] Metal guy!

[01:34:15] That was a 5 or 6.

[01:34:18] I

[01:34:23] Buddy was it five or six you got six eyes shit. Where's the last one?

[01:34:31] Don't tell me don't tell me

[01:34:33] There it is, freshly brewed, feels good, chain on I've been doing lately, I usually do a

[01:35:01] latte but instead you do a cold brew with cream cold brew with cream that's

[01:35:08] where it's at but it needs it needs cream

[01:35:16] this way a can of what soup a can of soda what the fuck I read soup it has to

[01:35:30] be it has to be cold brew I don't know how to fill this shit maybe you have to wait till

[01:35:39] it's actually zeroed out okay probably wait till it's actually zeroed out 40 bucks all right

[01:35:55] something tells me today we're making hot dogs yeah today we're definitely making hot dogs

[01:36:09] hot dog machine is ready yep okay done the doge

[01:36:18] i see i see you with mustard gotcha there it is fresh mustard don't tell me where it comes

[01:36:24] out from I don't clean the the insides so all this stuff turns on by itself yeah

[01:36:34] I don't I don't know where those it squirts out from

[01:36:38] Oh! Greetings!

[01:36:42] Mustard hot dog! Okay.

[01:36:47] There you go.

[01:36:58] Copy. Gotcha.

[01:37:01] Got the whole... Oh, there we go. I can do that. Okay. Let's get two of these.

[01:37:08] There we go.

[01:37:11] Cappy.

[01:37:15] And what do we have here? I wonder what I have my next upgrade.

[01:37:22] Oh, here he comes again.

[01:37:25] An accident fio. What the fuck are you talking about bro?

[01:37:28] I want to drown in the freezing fizz.

[01:37:32] What? Six?

[01:37:34] buddy you you're this is this is not good this is not good you know I know

[01:37:43] we're in hell but bro you gotta think about your your health okay all or

[01:37:55] or more it's alright I'll order more I'll order six right now the air here it's a

[01:38:06] paint oh what I'm at you need toilet paper okay cold I'll expedite it you

[01:38:14] gonna have to wait a bit though you're gonna have to wait you're gonna have to

[01:38:19] Wait, there it is, bro.

[01:38:24] You can watch that shit cool in real time.

[01:38:35] Oh my.

[01:38:40] Actually, you know what?

[01:38:41] Cause I don't know if he's going to break my window,

[01:38:43] even though we, you know what?

[01:38:44] We really, whoa, it actually,

[01:38:48] hell it does cool in real time whoa that

[01:38:54] hell dude it actually does

[01:38:59] oh shit oh I was waiting for you bro

[01:39:06] we offer a flat foot added speed for you

[01:39:09] Oh shit, let me see let me see.

[01:39:12] You have enough money?

[01:39:21] I'll take it.

[01:39:23] Oh shit, bro. Hold on.

[01:39:26] Why is this so expensive? Total $3.50.

[01:39:30] Just for the delivery fee?

[01:39:32] I cannot afford it.

[01:39:35] Hold on, stay there, stay there. How much?

[01:39:39] more of the bitter leaf I never actually get more of those is it too late to get

[01:39:47] that nice oh god not today right now I got a headache

[01:40:09] You're lucky they're easy to find today

[01:40:12] Piece of shit. Yeah, there's two things here

[01:40:21] All right got plus speed I do feel faster

[01:40:28] Ships and coffee that's a disgusting combo sure why not I don't judge I just sell

[01:40:39] What the fuck are you anticipating?

[01:40:45] You ain't scary.

[01:40:46] Yeah, I know you're here.

[01:40:47] I saw your ass.

[01:40:48] Slimy ass walking over here.

[01:40:50] No, I'm not coming near you crazy shit.

[01:40:55] Fuck you, man.

[01:41:00] You're a bitch.

[01:41:05] Human

[01:41:07] Is your mom know you're drinking this?

[01:41:15] Can you drink monsters when you're like 12, is there is there any restriction other than parental restriction?

[01:41:23] And can you just walk in and get a monster right?

[01:41:29] You can right I don't know doesn't matter I guess I would be frowned. Is this 16 plus?

[01:41:35] Tudah beans.

[01:41:40] Ah!

[01:41:43] What?

[01:41:45] Didn't he say Tudah and beans?

[01:41:50] He wanted two Tudah.

[01:41:53] Oh my god.

[01:41:55] Buddy.

[01:41:59] I need to go get more Tudah.

[01:42:02] to enough if he breaks my oh are you kidding me are you kidding me bro we

[01:42:11] did this today already we did this today

[01:42:18] oh my god

[01:42:22] Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here.

[01:42:37] I waited for your ship. Nice to see you.

[01:42:41] Two dogs, one ketchup, one mustard. God damn, alright.

[01:42:46] Two dogs, one ketchup, one moustache, one ketchup, five, one moustache, you want a drink?

[01:42:59] I didn't know

[01:43:14] Our beans

[01:43:16] Beans are a good protein source, right? They're all right

[01:43:20] Who doesn't say and beans? I don't know so can I turn this around like at the nutritional label?

[01:43:29] I feel like beans and tuna. Yeah, you'll be farting but that sounds like a good healthy meal

[01:43:38] All right, I think we're good here

[01:43:41] Yeah, can I I'll repair the window tomorrow unless I can do that right now I can randomly buy tools. Maybe I can fix it myself

[01:43:50] There's a hundred twenty dollar contract. Oh

[01:43:53] Oh my god, oh you can buy six packs lol. I haven't even seen that

[01:44:16] Buddy

[01:44:18] at this point you should work here bro you literally are unpaid worker having

[01:44:27] stuff turned off is scary the master switch controls everything that moves

[01:44:31] on the store bro this guy do you still work here

[01:44:37] you got something that can act as a bandage I think toilet paper

[01:44:46] Dude, don't tell me- I bet- oh my god.

[01:44:51] What if there was like a backseat retail worker who got fired but like still hangs around

[01:44:58] and backseats the employees?

[01:45:00] Someone probably does that shi- dude, someone probably does that in real life.

[01:45:08] You're not making enough, you know?

[01:45:11] What?

[01:45:12] You don't have to just zoom to bare minimum?

[01:45:15] 10 customers fast.

[01:45:21] Is he telling me that was the tutorial and it's over?

[01:45:25] Are you telling me this week was tutorial?

[01:45:30] Quickly?

[01:45:31] Buddy!

[01:45:32] How about- does it look like a damn double shot?

[01:45:37] What do you mean quickly?

[01:45:39] We're at the mercy of the brew.

[01:45:44] more clients more money I understand that these guys don't appear that oh

[01:45:54] here comes the crackhead again I got I already know what you want bro

[01:45:59] right right how many just two today all right all right just two of the bubbles

[01:46:08] Okay, okay. He likes his Coke Zero.

[01:46:18] There it is. There it is. Easy.

[01:46:32] I'll insulate!

[01:46:36] Red skies, you're coming tomorrow this gets in our heads. We are gonna be angrier and

[01:46:42] Hungrier, I need the paper. Two of, bro.

[01:46:49] How the-

[01:46:51] At this point he's making a house out of toilet paper. Well, who's this dude?

[01:46:56] Thank you! Thank you! My dear friend, what do you purchase right out of the game? All it

[01:47:03] takes is the money on your cash register. If you want to participate, click on my bell.

[01:47:11] Dude, I don't know if I want to. Where's the- Fine.

[01:47:21] Okay, what what is the name of the noble store chain that you work in?

[01:47:36] Get the fuck out of here.

[01:47:39] I have no idea.

[01:47:42] I never asked.

[01:47:43] I never, I never thought to think about that.

[01:47:49] I never thought, dude!

[01:47:52] I never thought!

[01:48:00] Oh my god...

[01:48:03] Okay...

[01:48:04] Oh fuck you!

[01:48:06] It wasn't a dream!

[01:48:10] You're the customer now than us!

[01:48:13] Yo, was that a dream?

[01:48:14] Okay, well hold on adding time to days

[01:48:22] Now we get something from you 20 bucks

[01:48:30] I'll make it I'll make it I got three minutes. You want some candy bar?

[01:48:40] Yeah, I lost like 10 bucks. Yo, where does it even say the name of where I work?

[01:48:44] Oh, seven forever!

[01:48:47] Oh, alright. You know what? Sure, man. I'll do this fast.

[01:48:52] I'm gonna go fast.

[01:49:07] Ah!

[01:49:12] Check? Oh, yeah, sure. It also says 7 forever right there.

[01:49:15] Let me guess, three hot dogs?

[01:49:18] Yes, I know man, I know.

[01:49:21] I want a hot dog that works, just hold the ketchup, ice cold soda.

[01:49:30] You want the works?

[01:49:32] Hold the ketchup.

[01:49:33] Oh my God!

[01:49:34] How many?

[01:49:35] I thought you should use the orders too.

[01:49:38] Are you- bro.

[01:49:40] I thought usually orders to are you bro?

[01:49:46] God damn it. I'm horrible. I'm bad

[01:49:50] What's that man? I

[01:49:53] Need two cans one up to that one of beans. I got you I got you I

[01:50:00] Really need to repair this or else we're dead, but my debt is thirty five dollars

[01:50:05] Okay, hi. Candy bar chips? Candy bar chips?

[01:50:14] Where are we running low? How is there no trash in this shit, bro?

[01:50:20] You're telling me there's no fucking trash anywhere? Unless the incinerator.

[01:50:24] Oh!

[01:50:25] What?

[01:50:26] Oh!

[01:50:27] Chips and a candy bar.

[01:50:29] Oh, you're invisible.

[01:50:34] Yeah, chips and a candy bar is a great combo, even though you feel like a fat ass.

[01:50:43] Not nutritious, but it's a good shit combo.

[01:50:46] Oh, you're back, bro!

[01:50:48] You can't resist it.

[01:50:51] I literally just threw it away.

[01:50:54] motherfucker I just threw it away I actually just incinerated the hot dog

[01:51:01] what do you mean he said the works hold the ketchup

[01:51:13] I did mayo and mustard did I put ketchup on instead of mayo our mustard oh my

[01:51:22] Oh my god.

[01:51:31] I think I just misclicked.

[01:51:37] Oh, you're really gonna hide in these, you motherfucker.

[01:51:40] You're kidding!

[01:51:45] Oh my god.

[01:51:46] Oh my god.

[01:51:47] What are they for?

[01:51:48] You're joking.

[01:51:52] I mean I'm making my debt I'll make my debt we're good we're good we're good

[01:52:00] it's okay one more don't ask for a hot dog no I think it's GG unless I go and

[01:52:18] repair I'm actually dead I failed I failed I just threw I literally just threw

[01:52:26] oh my god I threw I threw I threw I'm dead I'm dead

[01:52:42] It was a hot dog. I have no hot dog.

[01:52:56] I failed.

[01:53:12] Oh

[01:53:23] Come on

[01:53:34] All this guy

[01:53:36] No, Karen, just dropping so many gifties.

[01:53:44] Thank you.

[01:53:45] You do not need to do that.

[01:53:46] Thank you so much.

[01:53:49] That was a lot of gifties.

[01:54:02] Spluttershares are the form of those who run at your employment status with 7 forever.

[01:54:06] Dude, I got fired, man.

[01:54:10] It was bad.

[01:54:10] I got fired, boys.

[01:54:13] Missed other gifties?

[01:54:15] Yeah, you do not need to do this.

[01:54:17] Thank you, though. I appreciate it.

[01:54:24] Better than hell, I guess.

[01:54:29] Chat, do I...

[01:54:29] I wonder if you start wait just continue just restart you from the day oh it

[01:54:37] just restarts you from the day oh okay I thought it's like a format of death

[01:54:47] oh yeah literally just starts you from here you know what I don't need the the

[01:54:53] upgrade the upgrade is what's so expensive

[01:54:59] Holy shit what? Oh wait, hot dogs. Buns. Maybe this is- it is already a six-stack.

[01:55:11] What I brought what you said about me?

[01:55:29] Hey, here we go.

[01:55:33] Alright, I'm owning here.

[01:55:36] I'm owning.

[01:55:38] You know what?

[01:55:39] All I have to do is I just realized something how to play this game way more

[01:55:46] Well, how about I heard this quiet Eve and her I crave the candy sweet and soft within

[01:55:53] I'll just leave it in a pile of six packs. Just like I'll just leave it right there

[01:56:02] What's going on here

[01:56:06] You know how just

[01:56:09] I'm here for my copy.

[01:56:13] I understand, bro.

[01:56:14] How the fuck?

[01:56:15] Why are these buns not getting here?

[01:56:19] What the hell, bro?

[01:56:26] Yeah, why is the bun...

[01:56:31] Double the piss?

[01:56:31] I guess you just always need to just wait

[01:56:34] till stuff is empty.

[01:56:39] Yeah, it has to be empty.

[01:56:45] Some beans coming up.

[01:56:55] Alright, efficiency play here.

[01:56:58] Alright, that like everything else I can just leave and then like slowly organize.

[01:57:03] What up man, we're getting poor and hungry and a little crazy, I did the paper, two

[01:57:10] of.

[01:57:11] What's my uh, your balance, your debt, okay I have, I need to save everything, yo I know

[01:57:22] now bro, seven forever.

[01:57:24] Yes, I'll participate, yes, I'm ready, seven forever, seven forever, I'm ready, I'm ready,

[01:57:32] No, I'm

[01:57:37] Okay, this is what leap game studios

[01:57:46] Wait, there's oh, there's more the name of a blind creature trying to kill you stalker

[01:58:02] How much time does it take for an order, uh, when you use the 7th River Store provider?

[01:58:10] Oh god. It's 17 or 21. 21?

[01:58:22] Fuck you, bro.

[01:58:23] Well

[01:58:29] I'm just I thought I

[01:58:31] Don't want your shit man. I don't want I don't want the stomach. All right. I don't want I don't want it

[01:58:47] I don't want them

[01:58:49] There's gold in the coffee beans up top, that's a button dude.

[01:58:56] Energy drink, I just an energy drink, oh yeah, I gotta order more of those.

[01:59:04] This game does the thing where it ends up, they want what you barely have and you have

[01:59:09] a creature of the sea in a simple presentation, okay, a creature of the sea in a simple presentation.

[01:59:19] this beacon beautiful beautiful beautiful this beacon I yearn for its glow luminous

[01:59:36] forever? I think he means this. Turn the light off?

[01:59:54] How's about to give him a fuck out man who know maybe the energy drink is just

[01:59:58] It's beacon.

[01:59:59] Something smells here.

[02:00:03] I want potato chips and an energy drink.

[02:00:06] Alright.

[02:00:09] I am definitely going to need more energy drinks.

[02:00:11] I know how this works.

[02:00:14] I know how this game functions.

[02:00:16] It is 17 seconds.

[02:00:24] No carbs and also a tuna can.

[02:00:28] No carbs, alright, there you go.

[02:00:45] Just want some fresh...

[02:00:48] ...a little paper and then we have, uh, two packs of SIGI.

[02:00:53] Uh-oh.

[02:00:54] Oh, Tommy, these are still here.

[02:00:56] Saved.

[02:00:57] Damn these are so expensive

[02:01:01] It's like 17 bucks for a pack of cigarettes. What the hell is this if I

[02:01:10] I'd take my beans and cleansing paper

[02:01:17] It's so expensive dude, I need to order more but then I'm gonna not have enough money for the debt payout

[02:01:26] No, is it can you say candy twice does that mean to?

[02:01:36] It did it did it was cold it was cold oh here we go

[02:01:56] All here, okay now we got the stall segments

[02:02:05] Buddy, you can do whatever you want. Just store in my toilet paper here. You're wasting your time

[02:02:26] I

[02:02:41] Sorry chat waking brew and what noxious indulgence

[02:02:46] Yeah, what's a noxious indulgence? A coke? Or a monster? Or a cigarette pack? Oh my god.

[02:02:58] Dude, what? Dude, this game, this game, this is how this game gets you. This is what they do here.

[02:03:16] They hit you with what you have the least of. Maybe he won't break this.

[02:03:24] Okay.

[02:03:28] Okay, all good, all good. One more. Okay, we endured the hit.

[02:03:35] Endured the hit.

[02:03:40] It endured.

[02:03:46] I don't think I can afford cigarettes, I'll wait.

[02:04:10] I'm worried 37 bucks

[02:04:40] Uh-oh.

[02:04:44] What?

[02:04:55] Someone told me this is yours.

[02:04:56] What the hell?

[02:04:57] The family!

[02:04:58] You piece of shit!

[02:05:00] Shibs, shibs!

[02:05:04] I understand.

[02:05:05] I can communicate with him now.

[02:05:07] I understand.

[02:05:09] three item carry

[02:05:23] potato chips, the oil and salt

[02:05:29] I have no money man.

[02:05:52] What did he ask for?

[02:05:58] That was so expensive.

[02:05:59] What?

[02:06:00] Two copies again?

[02:06:09] Oh my god!

[02:06:16] Holy shit!

[02:06:21] He said fast!

[02:06:23] The window broke.

[02:06:46] I continue.

[02:06:52] I think we're gonna next game. This game is actually pretty good.

[02:06:58] I wonder if this game has an ending.

[02:07:08] Does it have an ending? I can't, it looks like it might.

[02:07:22] bro what am I looking at? oh my god

[02:07:28] you have failed to kill the goblin king in time

[02:08:08] fail

[02:08:13] And so I failed to kill the king or whatever but I can still do this

[02:08:31] Let's see let's see

[02:08:33] That looks like it doesn't do a lot of damage our next game next game yeah retail hell was

[02:08:59] actually pretty good. We are jumping into another brand new release here.

[02:09:15] Let's see what we got going on here. The next game. May or may not be an alt f4, I don't know.

[02:09:29] Let's see.

[02:09:59] This game is called Luna Abyss.

[02:10:15] Let's see what this is about.

[02:10:22] Okay.

[02:10:29] Interesting.

[02:10:40] DLAA, but no.

[02:10:48] I don't know if that works.

[02:10:49] Sure.

[02:10:50] is a little weird. Okay, hold on. Let's see what we have going on here, boys. This game's

[02:11:09] called Luda Abyss just came out. I don't know, I think I saw a trailer for this.

[02:11:23] Okay, this is the recommended mode. Sure. Let's go with what the dev envisioned.

[02:11:39] Oh

[02:11:45] No more

[02:12:09] I've seen quality labs before. I forgot what they've made.

[02:12:22] Please call me home.

[02:12:29] I remember.

[02:12:31] Please call me home.

[02:12:37] Please call me home.

[02:12:44] Oh my god, the Traveler.

[02:12:58] Oh

[02:13:00] Oh

[02:13:02] Oh!

[02:13:27] Uh-oh

[02:13:29] Yo, if AI was so good another civilization would have figured it out first and would have been here by now.

[02:13:53] This is a cool intro.

[02:13:59] Transfer to the blood moon P-mole colony will commence immediately.

[02:14:29] She's a mime.

[02:14:41] Oh, fuck the world.

[02:14:46] What have we here?

[02:14:51] He has Reneggan.

[02:15:01] You scoundrel.

[02:15:07] Whatever the hell it's called.

[02:15:14] What?

[02:15:27] Dude, what the fuck is going on here?

[02:15:36] What is going on here? What are you?

[02:15:54] Oh. Oh, am I in that big red thing?

[02:16:01] Uh... You're a giant head.

[02:16:06] And you're a small human who is being inducted into the scout program.

[02:16:12] It's been a while since I had a new scout.

[02:16:15] Most of mine have got lost or... well, perished.

[02:16:19] I want to go home.

[02:16:21] Please, I want to go home.

[02:16:23] You were gifted the mark of Luna for a reason.

[02:16:25] Only those who bear those beautiful red eyes are chosen for such important work.

[02:16:31] What happens if I disagree?

[02:16:32] And what happens if I disagree?

[02:16:34] You don't want to disagree with all father folks

[02:16:39] Okay

[02:16:49] But enough of that you must be very excited to be here what you just tried to kill me

[02:16:55] You just tried to kill me don't be so dramatic

[02:16:57] Now, as a scout, your job is to complete assigned missions down in the Abyss, scavenging technology, reconnaissance, cleaning.

[02:17:07] Cleaning?

[02:17:08] Whatever we want you to do, the more missions you complete, the faster your sentence is reduced.

[02:17:14] Okay, the Abyss?

[02:17:16] The Abyss? So there is a spark of curiosity in there.

[02:17:20] The Abyss is the infinite structure inside of this lunar object you find yourself on.

[02:17:25] cell phone in other words you're in space but don't worry scouts don't leave

[02:17:31] their cells when they access the abyss you'll stay here whilst remotely

[02:17:35] piloting a warden a sort of living machine speaking of which let's get

[02:17:41] you settled in and then we'll look at assigning you one

[02:17:45] I don't know, yeah, we just started, I don't know.

[02:18:04] out of the frying pan and into the fire as they say

[02:18:08] looks like we'll need to settle in later let's assign you a warden

[02:18:12] but i don't i have no idea what i don't know what the fuck this is let's see

[02:18:23] the end only comes i don't i don't know

[02:18:30] you will say stop

[02:18:34] The Abyss?

[02:18:58] The Abyss!

[02:19:04] What happened to my body?

[02:19:09] Is it journal?

[02:19:12] Uh...

[02:19:17] Let's see...

[02:19:34] Okay, this might be a little too much.

[02:19:44] Scout rifle.

[02:19:45] Left click.

[02:19:46] Okay.

[02:19:47] This game reminds me of U.E.

[02:19:59] slot. Alright, like plastic Unreal Engine.

[02:20:12] How's that look about it?

[02:20:29] connection

[02:20:43] It's like doom metroid

[02:20:59] The shield breakout?

[02:21:09] Okay...

[02:21:15] Uh-oh.

[02:21:29] All that's left is pure horror.

[02:21:34] What is this?

[02:21:46] Oh, mother!

[02:21:47] No, no, no, no!

[02:21:49] Dad! The man!

[02:21:50] Dad!

[02:21:51] Dad!

[02:21:51] To you!

[02:21:53] What?

[02:21:55] Oh, you remember that one EA game?

[02:21:59] Um, with the, with the, the one that came out, it was like a, original IP, and it was

[02:22:12] like that dude with the fucking fist, magical fist.

[02:22:16] What was the name of that one?

[02:22:21] No one knows, no one remembers.

[02:22:26] Was it high guard? No, not high guard. It was single player. Immortals of avium.

[02:22:37] Wow, your right click is an actual just aimbot. Let's do less damage.

[02:22:53] You don't.

[02:23:09] That's interesting.

[02:23:12] Why would you have aimbot?

[02:23:15] Am I supposed to do something here?

[02:23:28] Watering in there?

[02:23:29] Watering in there?

[02:23:30] Is that a shrine?

[02:23:31] What?

[02:23:32] Yellow paint!

[02:23:33] Yellow paint!

[02:23:34] yellow paint

[02:24:04] Is that overheating?

[02:24:11] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[02:24:12] Chat, feel free to backseat game.

[02:24:15] I did nothing happen.

[02:24:20] feel for the backseat game

[02:24:29] I did nothing happen

[02:24:50] I should think it bugged

[02:25:20] Oh, I didn't love this scene.

[02:25:45] Yes it did.

[02:26:15] I'm dead bike.

[02:26:25] Yeah!

[02:26:26] Probably should have warned you about the Mother Eyes Network.

[02:26:35] Oops.

[02:26:36] Okay. Okay. I'm gonna die there.

[02:26:56] Yeah, you know what it's a cool game, but I'm not leave this one to you guys I think

[02:27:12] who's this guy there isn't much salvage left here you know all the useful

[02:27:26] technology was taken a long time ago are you a prisoner are you a prisoner

[02:27:35] Fox.

[02:27:37] I am...

[02:27:39] They call me Fox.

[02:27:54] Uh-huh.

[02:28:05] exists. It has no material meaning, no worth with which to measure. Everything that is

[02:28:16] exists only as the sum total of what was and what is yet to come, as the snake swallows

[02:28:24] its own tale so time swallows itself

[02:28:38] forgive me I don't converse very often this death but please tell me what brings

[02:28:48] you to these decaying holes

[02:28:54] I'm looking for a piece of technology something called a shield breaker

[02:29:03] So the automated detection system is still in working order. I use it follow the path. Thank you. Okay. We'll follow path

[02:29:17] Yeah, no, no, maybe it is maybe it's Devs is should be me it should be

[02:29:24] Maybe, maybe I don't know, yes I am.

[02:29:37] Let me see, where is the outside section, alright.

[02:29:43] Right now there's fucking indoor shit man, it's just like dark and I can't see anything

[02:29:47] and I'm scared.

[02:29:51] I'm scared.

[02:29:57] I'm scared.

[02:30:07] BAM!

[02:30:10] What?

[02:30:17] What the fuck?

[02:30:21] Oh fuck

[02:30:32] What the fuck did I do?

[02:30:51] I

[02:31:03] Where is this

[02:31:13] It's not auto a braw I just I just

[02:31:16] Really get an aiming all right

[02:31:18] Not gonna be jealous, bro. Not gonna be jealous, alright.

[02:31:34] Where am I going from here? Down here?

[02:31:42] Oh! Oh, there's no ball damage.

[02:31:48] Well, I'm alive.

[02:31:58] Health restored.

[02:32:04] But you can slide.

[02:32:18] We need more than any business.

[02:32:24] The transition here was a blessing, really.

[02:32:28] Anyway, it seems you have a clue from that discussion about the shieldbreaker's location.

[02:32:34] But be mindful, not everyone you meet in the abyss will be so kind.

[02:32:42] All right, the abyss

[02:32:58] Jump that

[02:33:00] Why not why not this way right here this way some blue shit

[02:33:24] New weapon. She in the break-off.

[02:33:34] Nice.

[02:33:44] Nice

[02:33:56] This works here

[02:33:58] that's it, let's see, come on

[02:34:19] Listen!

[02:34:26] Selections.

[02:34:46] Left all of the switch weapons? Yeah, you can just one and two though.

[02:35:26] Okay, okay.

[02:35:29] Hold on, hold on.

[02:35:30] What is this?

[02:35:33] This looks like a loot box.

[02:35:39] Like golden stuff.

[02:35:50] Wee.

[02:35:56] the hell man

[02:36:43] Uh oh.

[02:36:50] Celebrate of Manny.

[02:36:59] Looks kinda dangerous.

[02:37:09] I've played this game is good I think it's okay right now

[02:37:39] I just hope it gets brighter, but it's like you're in the abyss so I think it's like always just this dark and you can't see shit the whole game.

[02:37:59] Unless this is like we're out of it.

[02:38:03] I don't know if I'm on the right way.

[02:38:28] I heard it up.

[02:38:58] I'm glad you're here.

[02:39:01] Okay.

[02:39:02] Okay.

[02:39:03] It's a good job we didn't need that wall to sneak in.

[02:39:09] Still, if it helps you complete your mission, who might just not be drastically changing

[02:39:12] the abyss?

[02:39:13] By the way, I have a theory about the destruction.

[02:39:16] Well, more of an idea.

[02:39:19] Do you want to hear it?

[02:39:22] It sounds like some kind of signal, a malfunctioning warden amissing a distressed beacon, maybe, or a gunshot.

[02:39:31] No.

[02:39:35] Through the pipes into a new land!

[02:39:42] Oh, we are descending.

[02:39:47] Whoa!

[02:39:48] Super red area

[02:40:07] Someone built this shit

[02:40:09] I should go up here.

[02:40:16] Ah yes.

[02:40:25] What is this lead it looks like death

[02:40:55] I need you to pick up the pace you're kidding, right?

[02:41:05] Was I supposed to go down here

[02:41:11] Like I just skipped a bunch of shit. That was so weird, but I was gonna die from fall that are just like die for being out of bounds

[02:41:25] I

[02:41:38] You're breaking up run up by me again

[02:41:49] I can't hear you

[02:41:55] Oh my god.

[02:42:02] That looks trippy as hell.

[02:42:15] Okay.

[02:42:45] What is that creature?

[02:42:54] Oh, it found me.

[02:43:05] I suppose he sent you to help me down, yes.

[02:43:20] Yeah.

[02:43:21] He?

[02:43:22] Perhaps.

[02:43:23] I'm mistaken.

[02:43:24] I came to locate a signal it sounds like it's coming from that thing

[02:43:42] What does it mean?

[02:44:10] What does it mean

[02:44:40] I should complete my mission.

[02:44:45] I should complete my mission.

[02:44:49] That's the spirit. Go on. We can't keep the eye waiting.

[02:44:58] Okay.

[02:45:10] What kind of dog is that?

[02:45:12] Oh god.

[02:45:40] I'm just in time.

[02:45:50] This is a gift for Aiden.

[02:46:05] with the

[02:46:10] we

[02:46:13] Hey

[02:46:16] at

[02:46:18] I

[02:46:21] I

[02:46:25] m

[02:46:28] 4

[02:46:33] Okay, okay.

[02:46:36] As the snake swallows its own tail.

[02:46:42] We swallow time.

[02:46:45] Feed, order.

[02:46:49] Feed.

[02:46:52] Feed that.

[02:47:33] Okay, interesting.

[02:48:03] I swear you're supposed to- oh.

[02:48:07] Out of feeling.

[02:48:09] I see you found my gift!

[02:48:15] You see that?

[02:48:16] A gift.

[02:48:17] Oh good.

[02:48:18] Now we're in business.

[02:48:21] That looks kinda cool.

[02:48:33] What does this do?

[02:48:48] Press E to take control of Watchers?

[02:48:53] What's happening to me?

[02:48:55] You're growing, evolving into something more.

[02:49:00] The wine is open.

[02:49:02] It sees through you now.

[02:49:05] These little gates of mine, think of them

[02:49:08] as aids to fulfilling the prophecy.

[02:49:10] Oh, I see.

[02:49:12] The blaster tore away from us.

[02:49:15] What do you want from me?

[02:49:17] Find your way to Gremor.

[02:49:19] To the cathedral at the heart of the city.

[02:49:22] Oh, wait.

[02:49:23] I came from here.

[02:49:23] I'll be waiting.

[02:49:24] And there, you will find answers.

[02:49:27] Alen will find answers.

[02:49:29] Every matter here might be a challenge, but...

[02:49:31] Well, we've all got to start somewhere.

[02:49:35] Try and set it, Fawkes.

[02:49:37] I have every fear in you.

[02:49:39] Fawkes.

[02:49:46] We can chain...

[02:49:48] ...possess.

[02:49:49] Sounds like we're about to make it out of here.

[02:49:56] Excuse me?

[02:50:00] What?

[02:50:04] Maybe?

[02:50:09] Was there an eye through the grate?

[02:50:18] Oh, there's a range how you can hold e to see how far up you're gonna get

[02:50:48] What the hell does that even do?

[02:51:05] Oh, I think I opened that up.

[02:51:18] Okay.

[02:51:35] Oh, these things just spawn in?

[02:51:56] I feel like we're ever to kill.

[02:52:21] Wow.

[02:52:26] Oh, there we go.

[02:52:48] Okay then.

[02:52:49] This game's alright.

[02:52:50] It's alright.

[02:52:51] This game is alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's got some cool art here and there.

[02:53:21] I

[02:53:28] Sure man sure as I bro our next game as we continue

[02:53:35] People oh my god, Ricoh hell was still running. I have three I have three games running. Oh my god

[02:53:48] Three running here

[02:53:51] I have a next game as we continue you people

[02:54:02] Next game

[02:54:07] As we continue you

[02:54:19] Holy shit

[02:54:21] How's the damage?

[02:54:28] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:54:35] Looks good, looks good.

[02:54:39] Looks good, looks good.

[02:54:41] Yeah, I need speed.

[02:54:45] Alright chat next game as we continue we are jumping to a game from

[02:54:54] devs that I actually have played all their other games before and they're very

[02:55:01] good. Let's see if this one's any good this is from the devs that made that

[02:55:11] weird game from a long time ago called The Happy Game and Samurais as well as

[02:55:19] chuckle and my machinerium or

[02:55:24] machinery him

[02:55:27] Oh

[02:55:39] No police

[02:55:47] Let's say this is a puzzle game feel free to a backseat game. Oh my god, yo

[02:55:53] So, you know, a non-survive buyer, you guys know how to make it so automod stops making

[02:55:59] it so I have to allow every single happy fucking party anniversary message.

[02:56:09] Why is every single one getting automated?

[02:56:17] Is it the hat emote doing it?

[02:56:27] Are you not seeing this?

[02:56:33] How do you make it so that isn't a thing?

[02:56:38] Oh, well, it looks good now.

[02:56:46] Go for it guys. If you want to spam that go for it. It's better than my chat my tab literally going insane

[02:56:55] I'll show him go for it. Have fun

[02:57:00] Let's see we have he

[02:57:05] Master volume I'm looking for some of the best puzzle experts right now

[02:57:16] A long time ago, Phenopolis was a city abundant with loudspeakers.

[02:57:23] At every corner, they urged us to work and orchestrated our lives from dawn to dusk.

[02:57:30] We all listened to their commands, building our leader's masterpiece in unison.

[02:57:36] That is, until the incident at the old opera house.

[02:57:42] Oh, by the way, my name is Felix. It means luck.

[02:57:50] Felix?

[02:57:52] The loudspeaker stripped us of our past and left no room for doubt.

[02:57:57] Everything is hand-drawn and crafted in this game.

[02:58:00] But we were stronger than that. We were a whole crowd. Everything seemed crystal clear.

[02:58:12] Oh, oh am I actually doing something here?

[02:58:16] Umm...

[02:58:31] Oh my god.

[02:58:34] I think we did it.

[02:58:39] Fill em up man, fill em up!

[02:58:42] I use it back to work the leader needs us

[02:58:52] Oh, and when he moves, he just goes back.

[02:59:01] Oh!

[02:59:02] What if this is a puzzle?

[02:59:03] You either keep doing this or have to find a way to escape.

[02:59:14] escape. Oh right now. Maybe now?

[02:59:39] Oh wait a minute, wait a minute.

[02:59:48] Oh!

[02:59:49] Oh!

[02:59:50] Wait, he fell through the ground.

[02:59:55] Oh god.

[02:59:56] Oh damn.

[02:59:57] Oh god.

[02:59:58] Oh god.

[02:59:59] Oh god.

[03:00:00] Oh god.

[03:00:01] Oh god.

[03:00:02] Oh god.

[03:00:03] Oh god.

[03:00:04] Oh god.

[03:00:05] Oh god.

[03:00:06] Oh god.

[03:00:07] Oh god.

[03:00:08] Where am I?

[03:00:11] Hello?

[03:00:12] Hello?

[03:00:13] It seems that I'm alone here.

[03:00:18] No loudspeakers in sight.

[03:00:20] It's so quiet that I can almost hear my own thoughts.

[03:00:24] Wow.

[03:00:25] It seems that I'm alone here. No loudspeakers in sight. It's so quiet that I can almost

[03:00:32] hear my own thoughts.

[03:00:35] Whoa.

[03:00:36] I can't climb up there.

[03:00:42] Oh.

[03:00:43] Oh, it looks like there's a subtle path this way.

[03:01:09] These old paintings, and that woman. She must be from the old times.

[03:01:16] It's as if I've already seen this somewhere.

[03:01:20] Whoa, what the fuck? Oh my god. Oh, wow.

[03:01:25] What about this?

[03:01:28] Huh, a curious device. I wonder what it's used for.

[03:01:35] The jammers!

[03:01:39] Oh!

[03:01:43] You'd find an old opera house.

[03:01:45] That sound...

[03:01:47] It's a woman's voice and it's beautiful.

[03:01:50] It sounds like a lullaby or whatever they used to call it.

[03:01:54] A lullaby. Just a song.

[03:01:57] It's so beautiful.

[03:02:00] Whoa.

[03:02:02] Let's go there.

[03:02:09] that looks cool interesting hmm the old open house explosion oh is this hello

[03:02:31] Am I the only one here?

[03:02:34] There's others. It looks like it pushes forward.

[03:02:43] Hey, come out. Someone else is here. Let me set the scene.

[03:02:56] Hello, am I the only one here?

[03:03:01] Oh, there you go exit the scene, please

[03:03:14] Oh, you can stretch

[03:03:16] Wait, wait, wait, is there someone behind there?

[03:03:42] It looks like I can pick this.

[03:03:55] Oh, maybe I wasn't supposed to do that.

[03:04:09] I have.

[03:04:10] Sam Ross, it's the same devs.

[03:04:19] Where's the one that I removed?

[03:04:22] Oh, there we go.

[03:04:30] Oh my god.

[03:04:31] Headphones.

[03:05:02] Okay, I can just pull this and use it whenever I want

[03:05:12] Interesting

[03:05:14] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:05:26] How I can rip this?

[03:05:34] Is that a ladder?

[03:05:40] We're gone there.

[03:05:43] Looks like an old guy.

[03:05:56] Oh!

[03:06:01] Oh, I was in that building.

[03:06:09] I guess I can wear these in escape, right?

[03:06:32] Why don't I get out of here?

[03:07:02] Oh my god!

[03:07:09] Freedom!

[03:07:12] Ahhhh!

[03:07:15] I just leave, I'm gonna leave now.

[03:07:26] I just found some new freedom.

[03:07:28] this job I'm out or I'm supposed to I have to have it so this breaks maybe yeah

[03:07:38] looks like I need to go to the red

[03:07:45] maybe one more time or this will work

[03:07:53] just in case boys

[03:07:58] Shipping good.

[03:08:15] Oh no.

[03:08:20] That was a fast response.

[03:08:28] Excuse me, Mr. Officer, but I can't hear you.

[03:08:35] I don't feel like working today.

[03:08:40] Hey! Let me go! Hey! Let me go!

[03:08:51] Oh my god!

[03:08:56] Oh, no.

[03:09:08] I had no idea how quickly my life would be turned upside down.

[03:09:12] I became a disobedient member of society, and such people were always dealt with the same way.

[03:09:18] They faced the ear wash.

[03:09:21] The ear wash?

[03:09:26] Oh

[03:09:29] I tore that off. Oh really? Oh, we're dead

[03:09:35] Okay, wait

[03:09:39] That did nothing

[03:09:42] Oh, yeah, everything is hand-drawn it took ten years to make the game actually ten years

[03:09:56] Oh, this slows it down.

[03:10:02] Oh, this brings this out.

[03:10:09] And then what did this do?

[03:10:14] What even is this?

[03:10:16] Oh, is that a horn?

[03:10:18] Both of these are just...

[03:10:21] Oh, it's super loud.

[03:10:24] Maybe.

[03:10:31] What?

[03:10:40] He fixed it!

[03:10:48] What? He fixed it!

[03:10:57] Okay, how are we gonna bring this guy...

[03:11:02] I don't know what the hell this does.

[03:11:06] I might as well keep the wheels like this.

[03:11:11] Oh, wait a minute. Okay.

[03:11:18] I don't know if Warner's gonna help us here again, but maybe.

[03:11:33] Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe.

[03:11:41] It's not enough. It looks like it's doing good damage.

[03:11:43] And that's just the normal horn

[03:12:13] Which one was the other wheel?

[03:12:22] How did I get that other wheel?

[03:12:31] Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[03:12:34] It looks like I can break the cockpit somehow.

[03:12:38] And flood the cockpit.

[03:12:43] Oh, I have to somehow flood this.

[03:13:00] I don't know, man.

[03:13:07] Bro, where did I get there?

[03:13:09] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:13:13] I don't know if you have to time it.

[03:13:23] Oh, oh, there you go, I leaned it over.

[03:13:33] Yeah, the boys what this thing's still alive

[03:13:49] What does this button do?

[03:14:19] Hey, those guys holding on!

[03:14:25] There you go, there you go, alright!

[03:14:29] God, thanks for the barrage!

[03:14:49] Oh!

[03:15:09] Oh, yeah, true.

[03:15:19] absolute tone

[03:15:25] the grocery store

[03:15:28] out of stock again I guess banana

[03:15:31] any bureaucrats are not up there

[03:15:37] I'm just a rubbish collector

[03:15:41] workers house

[03:15:44] Already, before dawn. It seems the leader didn't waste any time.

[03:15:51] A factory, the loudspeakers. There goes.

[03:16:00] Oh, here we go. What's that?

[03:16:06] What's this?

[03:16:08] It'll be a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Felix. Come to an apartment in the women's house.

[03:16:14] Fellow companions.

[03:16:16] What the hell? I passed by that building earlier.

[03:16:21] This seems fishy. Why are they inviting me? Who are people?

[03:16:26] Let's go check.

[03:16:31] Oh god, it's another puzzle.

[03:16:42] The woman's quarter?

[03:16:46] I got the stairs?

[03:16:54] Oh, it's noked.

[03:17:00] I think I'm trying to get up to the fourth door.

[03:17:02] It's noked.

[03:17:13] Oh wait.

[03:17:14] It's noked.

[03:17:15] And he actually...

[03:17:17] I don't see a staircase leading here but apparently that worked.

[03:17:20] I need that ladder. I need to somehow get in there.

[03:17:34] Oh, I can't get to the fourth floor without that ladder, so I need it coming in handy.

[03:17:42] I like openings somehow.

[03:17:45] Am I missing an interactable area?

[03:18:02] Whoa!

[03:18:04] What the hell?

[03:18:07] What?

[03:18:12] Uh, is this like a connection point?

[03:18:19] Like this connects?

[03:18:24] Yeah, 20 power stream confirmed.

[03:18:32] Holy moly.

[03:18:37] Oh, yeah, what did I just do?

[03:18:52] Quite a work, it worked!

[03:19:06] I actually did it.

[03:19:26] Aw, I think so. She's stuck. Oh, is he looking for his ladder?

[03:19:36] really looks like there's like a water thing oh oh okay okay

[03:19:57] okay

[03:20:06] Honestly, I didn't even need a guide, boys.

[03:20:18] I am the guide.

[03:20:24] Whoa! I entered a strange apartment brimming with all sorts of old things, antique furniture,

[03:20:40] and paintings full of musical instruments. Almost everything in this apartment was strictly

[03:20:45] forbidden. At first, I wanted to flee, but there was something about that painting to

[03:20:52] Portrait of that opera singer curiosity made me stay

[03:20:59] Hell bro

[03:21:07] Hmm, that's a little bird

[03:21:11] It looks like I can I can interact with this I can't go through the doors seeing them again

[03:21:17] Some flowers.

[03:21:22] Maybe I match this like this thing with the time.

[03:21:35] I wonder if... yeah, this game is all hand-drawn.

[03:22:04] It's actually really cool.

[03:22:05] These devs are pretty unique.

[03:22:09] All their other games have been really fucking good too.

[03:22:13] Oh!

[03:22:14] That was right.

[03:22:16] Somebody's watching me.

[03:22:18] Yo, how'd me with the puzzle, asshole?

[03:22:23] Why are you just creeping around?

[03:22:31] Suddenly a group of three men entered the room each quirky than the other

[03:22:35] Oh

[03:22:36] At all one introduced himself as composer and cellist Sturkey of Leopold

[03:22:41] The man in the chair was an old music theorist called Muranoff Alphonse

[03:22:46] Last but not least there was Baphob Anton former conductor of the municipal symphonic orchestra

[03:22:53] They were three traitors the public enemies from that poster

[03:22:57] My blood

[03:22:59] Good day to you, Mr. Felix. We are pleased to meet you, says the Tall One.

[03:23:05] It seems that you enjoy the silence too, just like we do.

[03:23:08] We saw you at the Old Opera House.

[03:23:10] I've never been there, but I know you. You betrayed our leader. It's a great idea.

[03:23:15] Oh, please, Mr. Felix.

[03:23:17] They laugh.

[03:23:18] Do you still believe that? Why do you keep wearing these headphones then?

[03:23:22] Don't you like the leader's loudspeakers? And what about the absolute tone?

[03:23:26] Everyone knows the Absolute Tone will help us to work harder than ever as a perfect machine,

[03:23:31] free from all the doubts and despair of the old times. Only that will make us happy forever."

[03:23:36] That is nonsense, and you're well aware of it, Mr. Felix, says the tool-well. The loudspeakers do

[03:23:42] not even work as intended, and the Absolute Tone is nothing but an empty promise that will not

[03:23:47] do any good for anyone. It's just not going to work. Bear in mind that only the old and the

[03:23:53] Beautiful can guide us towards perfection mr. Felix and what about the woman and her beautiful voice who is she?

[03:24:00] I continued asking that's a raccoon mr. Felix. Don't you remember her?

[03:24:05] I've never seen her. Oh, but you have mr. Felix the entire city knew her and you must have to

[03:24:12] The leader must have already raised everyone's memory. It's the bloody loudspeakers

[03:24:17] They didn't give up on people's minds.

[03:24:20] So, who is this Racky?

[03:24:22] Everyone adored her senior.

[03:24:24] Her voice was so pure and enchanting.

[03:24:26] Truly an exceptional talent.

[03:24:30] Uh-oh. They know!

[03:24:31] Who's the snitch?

[03:24:35] Wow, he- okay, really.

[03:24:38] What about me?

[03:24:39] Oh god, the cops.

[03:24:49] We're good, we're good.

[03:24:54] Oh, I gotta get them out of here.

[03:25:03] Lunchtime.

[03:25:04] Oh

[03:25:21] They're breaking everything

[03:25:34] It's a clock, dude!

[03:25:46] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[03:25:54] Oh, no!

[03:26:00] Uh-oh.

[03:26:02] No!

[03:26:14] That's not good.

[03:26:20] He passed out.

[03:26:22] I can actually swim through whoa

[03:26:31] What the hell is going on here, broda?

[03:26:56] Oh, Jima would be proud.

[03:27:03] There it is.

[03:27:16] Earth or a marble.

[03:27:23] Oh

[03:27:53] Is something changing or am I just slowly getting my eyes are hurting?

[03:28:00] It looked like that was good, but then it's gone.

[03:28:10] Oh, okay.

[03:28:15] Oh, okay.

[03:28:22] Whoa.

[03:28:25] He's gonna wake up.

[03:28:39] What the heck was that?

[03:28:43] What was that? A dream? Was I really dreaming? That's impossible. I haven't had dreams in a

[03:28:50] very long time. No one in the city has. Wake up, buddy. Call the parade.

[03:29:00] Oh

[03:29:16] What the hell put this up a band-aid oh my god

[03:29:21] Oh

[03:29:27] That one I can I can't oh

[03:29:40] I did that correctly I think I can just proceed and get to the other side or

[03:29:51] I can't move him back and he doesn't want to go forward oh wait oh it's actually

[03:30:14] Oh, I just saw it was actually breaking. I was like sanding it down on the road

[03:30:21] I didn't notice

[03:30:24] That's kind of cool

[03:30:32] Oh no, the police

[03:30:35] I

[03:30:40] Think I should have when I should have jumped it's over they got me. I should have jumped I should have jumped

[03:30:51] What I do

[03:30:58] Opportunity or not

[03:31:05] I could have done the top rope like 10 times.

[03:31:31] I

[03:31:54] Again no dream this time. What have I gotten myself into?

[03:32:01] What the heck?

[03:32:23] Uh-oh.

[03:32:33] Did you watch the making of this game from the main menu?

[03:32:41] No, but I know a lot of it's like all handcrafted art and then they bring it into their game

[03:32:45] and stuff.

[03:32:47] I almost said it took them 10 years.

[03:32:53] Oh, they're f- they're still here.

[03:33:17] What the hell?

[03:33:24] What the hell?

[03:33:33] What the hell?

[03:33:40] Wait, are there multiple things?

[03:33:58] Oh, there's multiple things.

[03:34:01] I'm not gonna go back to the kitchen.

[03:34:08] This lady is in the way.

[03:34:09] What if I'm supposed to make it all a kitchen?

[03:34:14] All red.

[03:34:21] Oh, wait a minute.

[03:34:46] Oh, it's time to stop the make two different sets.

[03:35:14] I could be it could be this

[03:35:25] And then two blues

[03:35:39] Nice

[03:35:44] Oh, the fourth one might be a little weird.

[03:35:57] There might actually be a white room, too.

[03:36:01] Yeah, there is.

[03:36:08] I got it.

[03:36:38] Oh my god. Wow. You really wanted to watch that.

[03:36:51] Pull it again! Pull it again!

[03:37:05] Um...

[03:37:08] What does she do when it's a different scene?

[03:37:34] Maybe that will enhance him to then.

[03:37:41] I don't know.

[03:37:50] Get one more.

[03:37:54] Just in case.

[03:37:55] Yeah, what happens if he does multiple?

[03:38:00] Hold on, hold on, hold on!

[03:38:05] This guy doesn't own a trash can.

[03:38:10] Okay, he just always does that.

[03:38:16] There's nothing to really do on this one.

[03:38:21] Food and the shitter.

[03:38:26] I don't know

[03:38:48] Wait, she does pour the beer she pours the beer

[03:38:51] here. Which is probably gonna randomly clog the toilet. I think, cause she way she pours

[03:39:06] it down, maybe, let me see, I don't know yet, bro, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing,

[03:39:10] Yet I experiment here, I don't know

[03:39:12] There it is, ban the chat.

[03:39:41] the chat. He didn't believe. Now this is weird. I don't know what to do here. Is this thing

[03:39:50] go to the blue or maybe he'll pull out the speaker

[03:39:56] Oh, here we go.

[03:40:14] Now maybe she'll get pissed at the carrots being made.

[03:40:21] What?

[03:40:27] We gotta do something that pisses him off.

[03:40:41] I think it was the beer maybe but then what the blender didn't she didn't give a shit

[03:40:48] Maybe she gets the beer first

[03:41:04] Let's see now I swear that just changed colors

[03:41:11] There it is, boss, there it is.

[03:41:37] Got it!

[03:41:38] What a man don't mind me!

[03:41:44] Just gonna walk outta here!

[03:41:55] Uh oh.

[03:42:07] you

[03:42:37] you

[03:43:07] you

[03:43:37] you

[03:44:07] you

[03:44:37] You

[03:45:03] Really

[03:45:07] I failed. I failed.

[03:45:11] Don't see me if I move now.

[03:45:12] I failed.

[03:45:37] Oh, I thought I was trying to go into 54.

[03:46:03] I either move them to move both of the guards into the elevator or I don't know.

[03:46:33] Uh oh.

[03:46:45] What the hell is this?

[03:46:54] Oh my god.

[03:47:04] I

[03:47:22] Yes sucked in

[03:47:34] I

[03:47:45] Listen I get this guy

[03:48:04] Oh, that worked.

[03:48:34] Maybe go really fast.

[03:48:41] Survived.

[03:49:04] easy well that should keep them off my back for a while

[03:49:24] i'm not allowed in there i'm not allowed in there

[03:49:34] Let's see...

[03:49:39] It doesn't seem that way.

[03:50:04] Next

[03:50:09] Oh, maybe can I enter this now? Oh, I can

[03:50:18] Whoa

[03:50:34] Can you rotate this shit 24 hour stream confirmed why did that only bounce in this

[03:50:48] Wait, hold on. What the hell is this? Do I get it?

[03:50:59] I completely missed what this piece does. It's just a blocker?

[03:51:05] What about Immortals of Avium?

[03:51:18] Oh wait, it needs to go from that side.

[03:51:30] I wonder if I could just send these up here.

[03:51:47] I don't know how to move it!

[03:51:54] Oh wait, this might...

[03:52:01] Yeah, that's not gonna do it.

[03:52:12] I don't think you can rotate it.

[03:52:16] I can move the whole thing.

[03:52:38] Hmm. Wait!

[03:52:46] What the fuck?

[03:52:56] Wow.

[03:53:07] can rotate by the way

[03:53:37] What the hell is this?

[03:53:47] Just like it takes three and shoots out one.

[03:54:17] I think the rate doesn't matter.

[03:54:35] What's the catch here?

[03:54:36] Do you have to use all of them?

[03:54:38] Unless it needs to convert multiple times.

[03:54:45] Oh shit, hold up.

[03:54:59] Oh, shit, hold on.

[03:55:06] Oh, wait, that actually deletes the other ones.

[03:55:13] Easy.

[03:55:20] I don't know this place.

[03:55:31] That's a holdin' up lawyer.

[03:55:33] This is where they watch everything.

[03:55:35] Keep records and track our every move.

[03:55:38] These bureaucrats, they're the ones ruling over our lives.

[03:55:42] Can I go here?

[03:55:44] No.

[03:55:45] to the avant-garde court and with a pass phone a bureau closed oh I'm not going

[03:55:58] there all right what do I go here yes the Department of Requested Denial

[03:56:05] Oh, maybe this right here?

[03:56:21] Is this going back down?

[03:56:22] I can't tell.

[03:56:24] Hmm.

[03:56:25] The leader's had new posters put up.

[03:56:29] Prison.

[03:56:30] I wouldn't want to end up there.

[03:56:33] The three Elders.

[03:56:34] I wonder what happened to them.

[03:56:37] What happened to them?

[03:56:41] I guess I can go here, but then I can't.

[03:56:44] It's a public canteen. The canteen is closed.

[03:56:48] Ah, yes. The department have requested denial.

[03:56:53] Okay.

[03:56:57] These inspectors keep an eye on the workers' well-being.

[03:57:00] Yeah, where the fuck do I go, dude?

[03:57:10] I can't go anywhere.

[03:57:14] Oh, this is to go up in the- I actually think maybe I can go over there.

[03:57:24] It looks like there is a left path. That is actually where I think I'm supposed to head

[03:57:31] head this way.

[03:57:32] No way. Is that her again? And she's with the leader? Is Rachel really going to send the

[03:57:46] absolute tone?

[03:57:49] the absolute phone

[03:57:58] but wait a minute

[03:58:01] i don't do anything

[03:58:03] wouldn't want to end up there

[03:58:06] uh...

[03:58:11] well this guy is gone now okay whatever

[03:58:13] there you go

[03:58:18] by coincidence in an abandoned tunnel i stumbled upon those three they were hiding in trash bins

[03:58:25] excitedly arguing about something if only you had kept a better watch on her bath off

[03:58:31] she ran away because you bought her with your sonatas be quiet deck yes

[03:58:36] Oh, they're scared.

[03:59:06] she couldn't be trusted. Raquel, Mr. Felix? Was the city's only hope? I'll liberate her from the

[03:59:13] oppression. She's hanging the old times. The loudspeakers can't reach into the human heart.

[03:59:19] That's why the leader needs her. But the absolute tone sung by Raquel's voice would embed itself

[03:59:26] deep into everyone's soul. It would mean the end. People would be changed forever. So if Raquel

[03:59:34] Nooooooooo!

[03:59:50] They gave up.

[03:59:56] Ah boys, we're gonna next game it but damn this is a great game dude.

[04:00:02] Cool last game all their games are awesome

[04:00:06] All their games are awesome dude

[04:00:10] All right next game as we continue people

[04:00:20] As we continue people

[04:00:32] We need we need I need more I need more of these guys lots more

[04:00:46] With a speed boost

[04:00:48] You can prestige yeah, I don't prestige fuck prestigeing I refuse

[04:00:54] We are moving this gold

[04:00:56] Oh, that was a good push right there.

[04:01:03] Alright, next game as we continue people, we are jumping to another brand new release

[04:01:13] here known as I'm just going to take a quick piss and we're going to get into this.

[04:01:25] Hold.

[04:07:55] Butcherman. Ah, yes. Butcherman. Let's see what we have here. Let's see. Let's see.

[04:08:07] I read the reviews. People are saying this is better than Resident Evil. So let's see.

[04:08:13] One of you said low Resident Evil who? Butcherman is where it's at. Let's see if he was right.

[04:08:20] Here we go.

[04:08:25] Oh

[04:08:36] Good morning. Oh my god, dude

[04:08:43] Get the hell out of here behave any unusual noise will have consequences

[04:08:55] Yeah, uh-oh.

[04:09:05] Half-life 3, half-life 3.

[04:09:09] Mine now.

[04:09:10] Valve collected.

[04:09:11] Pushing it in this silence would be madness.

[04:09:16] You're right.

[04:09:17] You're right.

[04:09:18] smart beesh

[04:09:28] okay we're gonna

[04:09:37] as well as well

[04:09:40] right right right yeah he was nice a lot like giving me a toilet that's like kind of nice

[04:09:54] I'm gonna kill you but if you need a you know shoot here

[04:09:59] Oh, okay.

[04:10:08] All right.

[04:10:11] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, the tradition, the tradition.

[04:10:22] Hold on.

[04:10:24] It's been years, but maybe finally.

[04:10:31] And boom.

[04:10:32] No, fuck it, it doesn't work.

[04:10:39] He's a writer.

[04:10:40] A lot of rough drafts he wasn't happy about.

[04:10:44] Ooh, yummy.

[04:10:49] I guess a crowbar.

[04:10:58] Oh, he was drawing his CS knife.

[04:11:03] Hmm.

[04:11:04] That shit is not rotted, bro.

[04:11:07] He just bit that.

[04:11:10] Is someone actually calling me?

[04:11:17] Really?

[04:11:25] behind the broken mirror this whole building's like coming apart

[04:11:55] Time behind the broken

[04:12:07] All right, we're looking at 230 boys 230 are we talking are we talking 0 2 3 0 or 24

[04:12:25] 1430 nope we're not we're not doing a 24-hour block here so NA NA dev oh easy

[04:12:42] There it is. We out. We out. Got the keys to the Ford. We out. Everything's just like

[04:12:55] moving in this house. Convenient exit. There it is. Speed run. Done. No. No. What the hell?

[04:13:25] What?

[04:13:27] Oh, fuck.

[04:13:29] Oh, wait.

[04:13:35] Uh-huh.

[04:13:37] 14 lives are a strength.

[04:13:39] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:41] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:43] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:45] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:47] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:49] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:51] I'm not gonna die.

[04:13:53] 14 lives are a strange phenomena.

[04:13:56] Hey, you know what snack is goaded on crustables?

[04:14:03] I'm looking at one right now.

[04:14:05] It's fine.

[04:14:08] Insane.

[04:14:10] Sorrow.

[04:14:15] What the hell? 25?

[04:14:18] What the shi- Wait, there's no 25.

[04:14:35] When you were 10, bro, you can enjoy a peanut butter jelly sandwich anytime, brother.

[04:14:41] There is a 25.

[04:14:42] We're talking about the drugs, unconscious, shoe socks, off snoring, no react, needle

[04:14:47] test, no react.

[04:14:48] Thorazine, 2.5ml, 3ml, right now, photos, close-up, no react, turn, slight arm movement,

[04:14:53] no react, slight movement, cannabine, 1.5-harm, stye, care, test.

[04:14:56] Okay, gagging, fighting.

[04:14:58] What the fuck did this happen to me?

[04:15:05] The hell?

[04:15:07] No.

[04:15:09] No.

[04:15:11] another one what's next oh okay this is part of his weird game what is that

[04:15:29] I'm not a bad guy bro.

[04:15:36] 74?

[04:15:37] Okay pal, okay buddy.

[04:15:45] Buh-bah-bah-buh-bah-b-же- butcher-butt!

[04:15:55] Don't say his name!

[04:16:02] Be-be-be-be-g-ζ перそんな refuse neighbors here.

[04:16:05] No, no, no.

[04:16:11] AHH!

[04:16:15] Did I fail or scripted?

[04:16:18] Scripted?

[04:16:20] Wall cutscene?

[04:16:23] Indie dead cutscene?

[04:16:25] Oh wait, I'm alive. I thought it was a cutscene.

[04:16:27] I think this is when it happened when the event took place.

[04:16:52] I'm gonna go get this.

[04:16:58] Put your guy up.

[04:17:13] Whoa!

[04:17:52] I was using one of those Logitech voice changers.

[04:18:13] I don't know if this is the right way.

[04:18:20] service. What the hell? There's no music playing. Is it better than Resident Evil yet? Okay bro.

[04:18:50] How about you weed pal? Alright. Wow. Money stack? Butch, butcher man! Stop! Butcher

[04:19:10] Stop!

[04:19:40] I

[04:19:46] Wow

[04:19:55] He likes editing his drawings

[04:20:00] He are you kidding me that he's shoving carrot up my ass, what is this?

[04:20:10] I think that's his pet dog.

[04:20:25] Put on the tape, knight of the living dead, then I can't help you escape.

[04:20:33] Alien.

[04:20:40] Okay.

[04:20:45] He collapsed.

[04:20:50] He's happy.

[04:20:55] Is it actually that?

[04:21:02] I

[04:21:16] Movie night

[04:21:23] What happened he's hanging out

[04:21:26] What's up, man? Are you doing?

[04:21:29] are you doing what's up can I take this let me take that from you okay

[04:21:43] I

[04:21:54] Really you trapped me dude. Are you kidding me after I put the movie on?

[04:22:01] Wait

[04:22:04] He's just trolling he's trolling

[04:22:08] He's trolling

[04:22:13] What do you mean?

[04:22:43] wrong dude I thought you were gonna I thought we were gonna work together let

[04:22:56] me go bro let me go thank you thank you I think you that's his way of saying

[04:23:01] goodbye

[04:23:03] Oh, that's his way of saying goodbye. Okay, weird

[04:23:19] Okay, who loves painting

[04:23:33] what the hell no no what do you mean no what the hell no

[04:24:00] Chest, belly, head, arm.

[04:24:07] Chest, belly, head, arm.

[04:24:12] Chest, belly, head, arm.

[04:24:17] Alright, we're looking at person H, pitchfork, J.

[04:24:23] Wait, what the hell?

[04:24:27] Oh

[04:24:38] Just belly oh wait a minute zero for what?

[04:24:49] Okay, so we know the first two digits can I just brute force the other two we have to figure out what the what those are

[04:24:55] But that's not even my symbol.

[04:24:58] Only that one is.

[04:25:01] Oh wait, there's...

[04:25:07] Okay, you piece of shit.

[04:25:11] Oh, I did have to go back.

[04:25:15] Okay, one, three, five.

[04:25:23] I don't remember which ones were where.

[04:25:26] That was my head.

[04:25:29] The H was on my belly.

[04:25:34] The J was on my arm.

[04:25:39] Where is the chest?

[04:25:47] 4 3 1 5.

[04:25:53] Oh, yeah, true there.

[04:26:00] Yeah.

[04:26:03] Excuse me.

[04:26:10] Oh.

[04:26:12] Ah!

[04:26:14] Yo!

[04:26:15] Time to get that ladder here!

[04:26:20] Right there!

[04:26:21] What the hell dude?

[04:26:31] What the heck?

[04:26:41] We're leaving. We're leaving. I'm out. I'm out. Yes. We're going. Open. Freedom. And...

[04:27:02] Oh my god, the end.

[04:27:16] Yes, like, look at the end of it, in a certain way, it is.

[04:27:24] I survived. Perhaps others were spared.

[04:27:29] But peace is still there.

[04:27:34] But I close my eyes.

[04:27:37] I breathe.

[04:27:39] Can what he did ever be erased?

[04:27:45] There it is

[04:27:58] That was the whole game

[04:28:04] No way

[04:28:07] No way those ten minutes

[04:28:15] This guy had, that was the most TLBR game, like straight boom boom, Gigi Lul.

[04:28:28] Wow.

[04:28:31] True man, another game finished boys.

[04:28:38] I mean, I don't know what to tell you, bro.

[04:28:44] I don't know what to tell you.

[04:29:04] Star Citizen hit one billion in funding.

[04:29:06] Oh, bro, who is doing it?

[04:29:10] Did they have to update their counter?

[04:29:14] Funds raised to accompany that digit. Nope. Wow.

[04:29:30] It's ridiculous.

[04:29:34] Sure, man. Dude, who's buying this stuff, bro? Who?

[04:29:39] Who does this?

[04:29:45] I can't believe that game was that short.

[04:29:47] What the heck? Wow.

[04:29:51] All right. Next game as we continue,

[04:29:56] you we are jumping to a game that was heavily voted for that looks.

[04:30:02] Like all the other ones we played of this, but it was heavily voted for.

[04:30:09] The next game.

[04:30:22] Bro, you guys can connect and clean up the trash. Okay, I've done that 3 million times at this point.

[04:30:28] You guys, you're playing with Mr. Streamer and having fun. To me, this is cleaning up the trash number 500th time.

[04:30:37] Okay, insane AI art right up the gate.

[04:30:45] This is what this is what we're doing.

[04:30:49] The house always wins.

[04:30:52] I'll connect the twitch account.

[04:30:55] Let's see what happens.

[04:30:56] Oh, you're making me.

[04:30:58] Okay.

[04:30:59] Hold up.

[04:31:00] I'm only playing this if you guys connect I'm not doing she

[04:31:12] Okay, it's connected.

[04:31:31] New game, join game, and before IP Elite.

[04:31:37] Oh, it just starts.

[04:31:44] Invite friend.

[04:31:45] Are you kidding, dude?

[04:31:53] Walk into the warehouse, take the mop.

[04:31:59] boys you can't just you can't invite you can't invite I have you need you can

[04:32:13] only put people on it thank god who is this get the fucking mop brah I ain't

[04:32:19] doing shit you guys come on take this shit take this shit take this shit you're

[04:32:24] They're gonna mop more than you ever have in real life.

[04:32:27] All right, here.

[04:32:30] How do I give this to you?

[04:32:31] Everybody gets to mop.

[04:32:32] How many players is in here?

[04:32:34] Jim's here.

[04:32:35] Is this four player or five player?

[04:32:40] Okay.

[04:32:43] Come on, clean the place up.

[04:32:45] Wait, this is the drain simulator map.

[04:32:47] Oh my God.

[04:32:51] Let's go, let's go.

[04:32:52] Clean it up, clean it up, we gotta open.

[04:32:57] Stop dancing.

[04:33:03] Guys, we have to open in the next two hours

[04:33:06] or our lease is being taken away.

[04:33:11] All right, that was the, in the contract.

[04:33:16] All right, it was in the damn contract.

[04:33:19] We have to do this, customize your character.

[04:33:26] Why not name a hell?

[04:33:33] Use!

[04:33:35] How does this work?

[04:33:45] Yeah, what the hell?

[04:33:52] This is insane character customization.

[04:33:54] What the fuck, man?

[04:33:57] Hold on, close?

[04:34:00] Okay.

[04:34:01] All right.

[04:34:02] Okay.

[04:34:03] Hold on close, oh okay, alright, wow the default clothing was way better, alright everybody

[04:34:20] has to wear no shoes, that's a policy, okay that's a policy, and that's a policy boys,

[04:34:32] Alright, this is some cosmetic ass shit.

[04:34:38] He's not, nothing's even changing with the guy, nothing's even changing, he's just,

[04:34:41] it's the same shit.

[04:34:44] Nothing has changed.

[04:35:02] Alright, nice. Alright boys, we're gonna be successful. We're gonna be successful. Here

[04:35:11] we go. Here we go. Here we go. Now you gotta, you gotta wear it. Yo, what, you, this guy

[04:35:19] already opened the casino. Nice. Alright, let's go. Buy dairy cream, runners, cheese.

[04:35:30] Oh, Brian doing that shit.

[04:35:31] What are you guys gonna go to the store and buy stuff?

[04:35:32] I did that in a game four, four games ago.

[04:35:35] I did that four games ago.

[04:35:42] What the fuck, bro?

[04:35:46] Oh, shit, yeah, let's open.

[04:35:48] Let's open.

[04:35:49] We're good.

[04:35:50] How do I open the shop?

[04:35:54] Opaano.

[04:35:56] Opaano, sessimano.

[04:36:00] We're open!

[04:36:01] We open the casino in a place that has population 5!

[04:36:08] Population 5!

[04:36:12] I was gonna wear- oh, can we sell some snackies?

[04:36:16] Start the working day!

[04:36:19] Brother, I did!

[04:36:23] Ah, where's everybody?

[04:36:25] Dude, no one even lives here.

[04:36:30] visitors sell clear collect yeah this is the worst shit right now

[04:36:43] oh yeah we got people coming in they don't dance for them dance for them we

[04:36:48] need the reviews all right how we doing how we doing this guy right here come on

[04:36:56] Bro straight from the auto shop. This is not good man save your money invest bro invest in a savings account, bro

[04:37:03] Hi yield come on man. Don't do this, bro

[04:37:09] Don't do this

[04:37:11] Don't fake money on him for luck

[04:37:14] What the hell dude if he gets if he gets jackpot we're bankrupt

[04:37:20] If he gets jackpot we're bankrupt, but we cannot pay out of jackpot

[04:37:26] Yo, make sure he can't make sure he wouldn't shit, okay, make sure that machine took something.

[04:37:36] 220?

[04:37:37] Dude!

[04:37:38] And then he sat back down?

[04:37:42] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:37:46] What are you doing, bro?

[04:37:48] Yo, I'm gonna collect the money and buy another slot.

[04:37:51] Alright.

[04:37:52] How do I buy another slot machine?

[04:37:55] Who's our, who's our distributor slot machines?

[04:38:04] Inventory upgrade service?

[04:38:07] Inventory?

[04:38:08] Buddy, how did you even buy that?

[04:38:15] Casino warehouse bar?

[04:38:18] Alright, nice.

[04:38:23] Damn, we made bank right here.

[04:38:25] Oh, I got this.

[04:38:26] Chill.

[04:38:29] How can she scan?

[04:38:33] Perfect.

[04:38:34] Great.

[04:38:35] Smoke.

[04:38:36] Can I smoke and dance?

[04:38:38] No.

[04:38:42] Boys, we need more machines.

[04:38:44] We need more machines.

[04:38:48] Oh, I don't know.

[04:38:53] Is there like a computer we can access? No.

[04:39:04] Yeah, I did that. Cigar was left here from the previous owner.

[04:39:12] Oh, is there actually like a casino disk? Oh my god. Are you kidding me, bro? You actually have

[04:39:16] to go to the casino shop, brother? You gotta go to the damn shop.

[04:39:23] and get some shawty.

[04:39:28] Aki. Aki.

[04:39:32] I don't think they just sell a bunch of bullshit here.

[04:39:40] Oh, there it is. There it is.

[04:39:42] Yep. Yep. How much? Two grand?

[04:39:46] Boys.

[04:39:48] Go gamble your paychecks, boys. Alright.

[04:39:50] For the sake of the business.

[04:39:53] All right, do it up.

[04:40:00] Oh my god, guys, we need to flood this wall with slots. Can we take a loan out?

[04:40:11] All right, everybody chill. Everybody chill. All right. Everybody chill. All right, we're new. We're new.

[04:40:18] I'm gonna go buy another one. Keep collecting the money.

[04:40:23] We got to unlock all these other ones later AI music probably grow at this point we're

[04:40:40] or LAI.

[04:40:41] What the hell?

[04:40:47] Why am I dying?

[04:40:59] Oh my god, I have smoke inhalation poisoning.

[04:41:03] How do I stop smoking?

[04:41:13] How do I stop smoking?

[04:41:20] Operated, send out the newsletter on Facebook, say we got a plus one on slots due to your

[04:41:27] guide the community's sacrifice.

[04:41:29] Dude, I'm actually dying.

[04:41:32] hey yo what is this no kids we need security

[04:41:43] are you kidding me this kid comes to the casino to buy his his snacks what type of business are

[04:41:49] are we running here wait it's five players oh yeah can I actually do this oh

[04:42:11] Oh! Whoops!

[04:42:16] Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw!

[04:42:19] Oh, wait, I can gamble too?

[04:42:21] Alright boys, here we go.

[04:42:25] Alright. Wait, no no no no no, don't gamble our money.

[04:42:28] I am the manager so I will do this. Okay?

[04:42:33] I am the manager, so chill.

[04:42:35] I can gamble our profits.

[04:42:38] I just reported it as a business expense oh shit all right never mind don't use it

[04:42:48] I forgot we rigged it yeah don't use it

[04:42:59] are you kidding me dude are you kidding me buy the lotto upgrade it sell lotto

[04:43:05] tickets. Darwin Lotto? Oh, we can sell scratch tickets. Yikes. Alright, something tells me

[04:43:20] we need to go to the furniture shop and get that piece. It's either in here or IKEA, or

[04:43:30] was already in the shop. I bought the upgrade but either unlocks it and then you have to

[04:43:37] go by the thing or... I didn't see it in there. It's already in the casino? Oh it just auto

[04:43:51] puts it in the casino? What the... they have to come into the back room for this? Hey yeah

[04:43:59] You're the complimentary trash guy, all right?

[04:44:02] Just walk around and just pick up people's trash, all right?

[04:44:06] Do it up, do it up.

[04:44:11] We're open 24 hours a day.

[04:44:15] Yeah, stand right there and think about it, all right?

[04:44:21] You gotta get into their heads.

[04:44:23] Imagine that,

[04:44:24] know that they're gonna throw the trash away

[04:44:27] before they know they're going to throw it away.

[04:44:29] OK?

[04:44:43] Wait, did that kid steal shit from us?

[04:44:47] Are you kidding me?

[04:44:48] This guy walked in and walked out.

[04:44:51] Yo, guys, keep going.

[04:44:53] Where is everybody?

[04:44:54] What are the winning numbers I won't tell anybody okay we can do outsider trading so

[04:45:06] tell me outside how we doing here we need another one

[04:45:24] Guys don't spend anything

[04:45:26] We don't need a guard. I'm getting another one every 2k goes to another slot machine

[04:45:40] There it is

[04:45:44] There it is

[04:45:46] Bro, do not gamble if you're part of the damn company, bro.

[04:45:52] Do not gamble if you're part of the damn company, all right?

[04:46:11] Oh my god, hold up.

[04:46:13] Did I even click that?

[04:46:15] Yeah, we need a restart. Oh, I know we don't. You got to sell three more Lotto tickets.

[04:46:30] It's the same guy that comes back here. He leaves and then comes back.

[04:46:42] I got it, where are we putting this?

[04:46:50] Right here?

[04:46:51] It doesn't work.

[04:46:54] Where's our dumpster?

[04:46:55] Oh shit.

[04:46:58] Here.

[04:47:00] Where the hell is our dumpster?

[04:47:03] I guess right there.

[04:47:05] That actually worked out perfectly.

[04:47:07] Do you do like advertisements or something?

[04:47:16] Challenges?

[04:47:17] No, we're near done.

[04:47:23] Patience.

[04:47:24] Paint this shit hole, yo fuck you, bro, okay, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you.

[04:47:36] Another one another one coming in coming in another one

[04:47:49] All right another one you need the bar yes okay we're gonna save money after this

[04:48:06] you

[04:48:36] you

[04:49:06] you

[04:49:36] you

[04:50:06] you

[04:50:36] You have to close and open to reset.

[04:51:06] say that yet, there's a bunch of people coming in right now.

[04:51:11] Come in people, come in!

[04:51:15] This lady's in her pajamas, she's been here all night.

[04:51:23] Same app as the water draining game.

[04:51:25] Yes, I don't think this guy wanted to make a whole original map,

[04:51:28] he just wanted to make a...

[04:51:30] You just wanted to make a gamba game.

[04:51:37] Buy furniture, go to Aki store.

[04:51:40] Aki?

[04:51:41] Why Aki?

[04:51:42] Why?

[04:51:43] What?

[04:51:44] Who cares?

[04:51:45] Who cares?

[04:51:46] Who cares?

[04:51:47] Who cares?

[04:51:48] Who cares?

[04:51:49] Who cares?

[04:51:50] Who cares?

[04:51:51] Who cares?

[04:51:52] Who cares? That's that's kind of dumb bro.

[04:52:07] Manamama manamama manamama. Wait there's a police officer here too.

[04:52:22] What the hell the whole damn town is here every walk of life

[04:52:30] How much how much does this mean zero doll? Oh my god

[04:52:35] She got

[04:52:37] Come on bad. No wonder she's been here all night

[04:52:40] We're losing money. They're all winning who calibrated these machines

[04:52:46] Who calibrated these?

[04:52:52] Oh my god.

[04:52:59] Stop!

[04:53:02] Stop!

[04:53:05] Stop me!

[04:53:12] 23!

[04:53:14] 23. Yeah, let's get the upgrade and get it. Let's just follow the rhythm here. Follow the

[04:53:24] rhythm. Three chairs and a table.

[04:53:29] Yeah, how about let's not those are the worst boats I've ever seen okay

[04:53:45] What? Buy and place a chair, buy and place a table.

[04:53:54] 600? Where the hell are the chairs? Oh, it's these. 400, by the way. Yeah, we need more

[04:54:10] money before we do this we need three chairs we need like $1,500 okay one more I'll get

[04:54:19] the next one go put that shit down I don't know if you just gave me the chair do you

[04:54:25] You gave me the chair?

[04:54:31] I don't know if you gave me the third.

[04:54:33] That's probably about one.

[04:54:39] Perfect. Good stuff. Good stuff.

[04:54:43] Entertaining for the guests.

[04:54:48] I swear I had two and then one just disappeared out of my inventory.

[04:54:55] Oh, is it shared inventory?

[04:55:09] Are you serious?

[04:55:09] Not one person for 400.

[04:55:11] Why are we stalling on money?

[04:55:14] What?

[04:55:25] Are you kidding me right now? What happened? We have no flow.

[04:55:37] Dude!

[04:55:41] What is going on here?

[04:55:46] Oh, of course.

[04:55:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:56:02] Okay, that looked like someone was playing prop on it.

[04:56:12] Hey, oh, you're not in it, bro!

[04:56:16] He's gonna eat the money, get him out of here.

[04:56:19] All right, yeah, which one one K dude everything is way too expensive in this game

[04:56:39] All right, we can actually paint this place that looks like a basement

[04:56:44] Might need to actually go to a paint shop and get it though

[04:56:49] Hey walls paint floor take the paint roller. Oh, I have it right here. Well, how do I paint

[04:57:00] now? Do I have to actually buy the paint or oh, oh my.

[04:57:07] boys grey goes with everything

[04:57:13] I'll take it from here I'll make this place look amazing

[04:57:18] actually fuck that what do you guys do

[04:57:22] paint the place scrub paint the place

[04:57:37] Y'all what the hell these fucking drapes, man?

[04:57:42] How about opening them?

[04:57:44] Can't even open these.

[04:57:50] Paint floor?

[04:57:57] Oh fuck man, these all suckers!

[04:58:01] We're going with the 500 guys, we gotta save some money.

[04:58:07] All right, and then 500 for the ceiling.

[04:58:11] Oh my God.

[04:58:14] There it is.

[04:58:20] Man, this place is brand new.

[04:58:24] This does not look like a casino at all.

[04:58:27] We should have done like rug or something, carpet.

[04:58:29] A recycle bin container?

[04:58:44] How much?

[04:58:45] Why is this $500, dude?

[04:58:47] Let me see if I can make it cheaper.

[04:58:52] It didn't work.

[04:58:58] This is definitely a video game.

[04:59:23] Bro, who just spent all that money?

[04:59:25] We're waiting for a recycle bin.

[04:59:27] Some guy, who the, did somebody win jackpot

[04:59:30] or did someone just gamble 300 bucks?

[04:59:36] Come on, brother.

[04:59:40] Yo, don't spend anything.

[04:59:53] Okay, this is taking a while.

[05:00:23] you

[05:00:53] you

[05:01:23] you

[05:01:53] you

[05:02:23] you

[05:02:53] I thought the internals were messed up there it is boys another one another one

[05:03:12] buy baseball bat and steal a fire extinguisher so random

[05:03:19] All right, I will buy a baseball bat community baseball bat steal a fire extinguisher

[05:03:33] By the brochure bridge increase the popularity of your casino

[05:03:41] 2k yeah, we need this we need this for the popularity boost guys collect the money

[05:03:49] Am I going to a World Cup game?

[05:03:57] I don't think so.

[05:04:00] Are you kidding me?

[05:04:08] No wonder no one's here.

[05:04:14] No wonder there's literally no customers here.

[05:04:18] This is why.

[05:04:19] This is why.

[05:04:33] Well, as we are owning right now, dude, are you kidding me?

[05:04:49] plus 7.5 boys plus 7.5 let me reset it

[05:05:03] this is an idler no this is an idler

[05:05:14] No, this is this is an idler dude

[05:05:21] This one's an idler

[05:05:26] Get with the times brother get with the times

[05:05:35] You're scaring the customers

[05:05:41] Magic tricker

[05:06:14] All right by the brochures upgrade dude, who's spending the money how did we lose that we

[05:06:28] are stuck in kind of trying at $400.

[05:06:37] you're at the up where we're at the mercy of the upgrading all right new rule if they

[05:06:47] hit jackpot they get instead of money they get a baseball bat to the face okay you guys

[05:06:54] I see one of you guys hold this.

[05:06:55] All right.

[05:06:56] If you see, if you see, uh, Penta sevens baseball bat.

[05:07:09] We got to do it, man, or else we're not.

[05:07:11] We're not going to be successful here.

[05:07:18] It's all zeros.

[05:07:19] It's all zeros right now.

[05:07:21] Oh my God.

[05:07:24] Come on man. Come on. There it is. Okay, maybe we're taking out our customers. This is also

[05:07:34] the other thing. Yeah, okay. Relax on the bats. Relax on the bats.

[05:07:41] We need this brochure upgrade so bad.

[05:08:03] Can you just rob them?

[05:08:04] I don't think so

[05:08:12] Are you kidding? Are you kidding you tried stealing the machine?

[05:08:18] Kick his ass boys kick his ass so he never does it again

[05:08:24] Fuck him up where to go where to go

[05:08:30] Jim what are you doing man?

[05:08:34] He crashed, finally.

[05:08:46] Gamble money in your slots dude, what is this game, really we have to gamble ourselves?

[05:08:59] All right, well we better win dude, okay?

[05:09:07] Oh

[05:09:10] Are you kidding me, dude? Are you kidding me?

[05:09:18] Yeah, fix it fix it bring it downstairs fix it fast you have a lot of clients coming in

[05:09:29] I swear it's not a thousand up there and now it's nine dollars.

[05:09:42] Are you fixing it dude?

[05:09:46] What are you doing man?

[05:09:50] What are you doing?

[05:09:53] Get off the machine.

[05:09:54] Get off the machine.

[05:09:55] let me fix it man you don't have the credentials get off the damn machine man

[05:10:05] let me fix it dude okay okay whatever whatever guys we got a gamba eight

[05:10:22] grand we literally have to gamble the profit sell snackies we make a hundred

[05:10:28] bucks and we throw it in our slots

[05:10:37] I'm a natural let me do it let me I'm a natural let me do this the win oh god I

[05:10:48] I lost it all.

[05:10:49] Oh, I thought I had it.

[05:10:51] I thought that it was the day.

[05:10:56] Da da da da.

[05:11:00] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

[05:11:13] Did we ever get the brochure?

[05:11:14] What happened?

[05:11:18] Yeah, what did the upgrade even give us?

[05:11:23] Scam ass?

[05:11:27] Increased casino visitor population.

[05:11:28] Oh, it's just real.

[05:11:29] Okay.

[05:11:30] All right, boys, I'm going with single bet here, single bet, single bet, 1227 bet and

[05:11:45] it oh my god okay I got another one I got a right is this guy shares literally

[05:11:55] sitting in my seat 1300 bet

[05:12:02] Dude who just spent it all Wow

[05:12:17] You're lucky if I had that it would have been like five grand

[05:12:23] We're almost there

[05:12:25] Oh my god, this guy came from the Ebola outbreak dude. Look it up man

[05:12:30] Yo, give this guy a seat.

[05:12:37] There you go, there you go.

[05:12:47] Buy more slots, we need money bro, we need money, we have no money.

[05:12:53] Yo, is that a Bola shit reel dude?

[05:12:58] I mean, obviously it's real, but like the threat of it,

[05:13:02] are we actually screwed?

[05:13:04] Ontavirus doesn't spread.

[05:13:08] But Ebola, what the fuck?

[05:13:10] Dude, I remember like joking about Ebola

[05:13:14] and then I played four games from the Ebola Dev.

[05:13:22] Ebola's way worse than COVID.

[05:13:24] 30 to 50% mortality rate? What even happens? What are the symptoms?

[05:13:37] What was the last time Ebola hit? Was it an Africa again, but it just never spread? It

[05:13:43] was kind of just like... you bleed from everywhere? Was it another one? Like, kind of like, oh

[05:13:51] shit but it never spread is that what happened back in the day this is the 17th

[05:14:04] outbreak I guess what changes this one compared to the last 16 is it really

[05:14:16] because of the no USA support that this is different or just nothing yeah just

[05:14:24] nothing it's just always a chance it will spread and it's just hoping oh yeah

[05:14:29] we got toilets now can we charge for them we got a charge for these are we

[05:14:36] getting toilets and we need the bar to bar one costs zero clean toilet times

[05:14:45] times three. What? Where's the shitter? Oh. Alright boys. Come on, man. Come on, dude.

[05:15:02] Wow, what do we even sell for someone to take a shit that big?

[05:15:08] What do we even sell?

[05:15:10] Crazy, crazy, sometimes I come in here to cool down.

[05:15:25] All right, I'm ready for the day all right, excuse me

[05:15:47] All right go to the spin tech store buy and place pumpkin bash

[05:15:55] where's pumpkin oh 3k dude when do we get loans

[05:16:04] oh shit man here we go alright who just dumped 1400 who just dumped 1400

[05:16:29] Oh really who just dumped 1400 bro

[05:16:43] Let's go bro, let's go

[05:16:48] Motherfucker back the fuck up. Oh

[05:16:55] Really

[05:16:59] Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. What is that noise? What is that noise? Alright, this is the

[05:17:21] premium one if you see somebody on this give him a VIP dance all right this this is like

[05:17:30] a hundred dollars to spend high roller high roller combo you can't even combo like this

[05:17:46] You can't even combo. That was a triple combo. You're done. You're done

[05:17:55] You got triple combo dude, it's over executed

[05:18:16] We need another one.

[05:18:23] Oh damn!

[05:18:52] The Profits!

[05:19:08] The Profits!

[05:19:15] Open! We open!

[05:19:22] Oh

[05:19:39] What the hell it looked like you just fell through the ground

[05:19:52] What are you doing bro?

[05:19:54] What are you doing man?

[05:19:56] What are you doing dude?

[05:19:58] You don't know the combo.

[05:20:00] You don't know the combo.

[05:20:02] This is Street Fighter.

[05:20:16] Right.

[05:20:18] Y'all the aliens are here.

[05:20:20] What's that man? What's that man? What's that?

[05:20:27] All right, bro, you're killing our customers now, okay show some respect the aliens are here, okay? They're big good. They're high rollers

[05:20:35] High rollers

[05:20:50] Why is this guy passed out?

[05:21:15] Do we sell alcohol?

[05:21:17] Yo!

[05:21:18] Yo, oh god, he's dead

[05:21:23] All right, yeah, this place is running good dude, it's running good

[05:21:30] It's running really well

[05:21:37] Yeah, here we go we need one more we got enough no one gamba. Oh

[05:21:44] My god, who just spent 20 oh

[05:21:48] it takes it's a little delayed all right y'all get stuck good seeing you Matt

[05:21:54] good seeing you do good seeing you did they actually get in their spaceship and

[05:21:58] leave

[05:22:04] now he's just he's just gone home

[05:22:08] Buy the products pack upgrade and go to the Zemeck store by breadsticks, chili chips,

[05:22:21] bitchies, crackers, what?

[05:22:24] We're expanding our shit?

[05:22:27] Brother, just give us the damn, dude, just give us the damn bar.

[05:22:37] I

[05:23:07] ShadGPT went off the rails with this one.

[05:23:14] Okay.

[05:23:15] ShadGPT went off the rails with this one.

[05:23:22] Okay.

[05:23:23] choose a name now we're choosing a name what the heck all right what are we

[05:23:40] call in this. The Malul Grand Bolito. There it is boys. There it is.

[05:23:57] SHEEEESH!

[05:24:00] EVERYTHING IS BROADNESS!

[05:24:04] YAH-NEEEESH!

[05:24:11] Visitors played the slot sell products clear trash. Oh, that was just playing the game.

[05:24:16] Oh

[05:24:30] Should be

[05:24:32] The Malol Bank room, okay, bro. Okay, man

[05:24:37] Really? Yeah, who did that? Are you kidding me, man? Who did that?

[05:24:43] How dare you?

[05:24:45] This is a team place. You know what? Malol sounds good

[05:24:51] Everybody knows you want to go to Malo you want to go to Malo they know they know where they're going

[05:24:57] They know what they're talking about

[05:25:15] I am it really really there we go there we go

[05:25:27] back it up bro I swear to god I will fuck you up man I will fuck you up

[05:25:36] All right, yo this guy's waiting dude

[05:25:54] Hey yo if they win say they didn't win because we can't afford paying it out okay

[05:26:07] Okay.

[05:26:08] Damn, our snacks, y'all, the snack section is selling.

[05:26:24] Ladies, what the heck?

[05:26:30] What happened?

[05:26:31] Our snacks.

[05:26:32] Oh, there with him.

[05:26:33] He was getting snackies for them.

[05:26:40] Really, really.

[05:26:48] Why do we sell those?

[05:26:51] Why do we sell those is a better question.

[05:26:53] Such a random food item.

[05:26:56] Yeah, when do we get our first?

[05:27:02] Are you serious right now?

[05:27:03] Are you serious?

[05:27:04] When do we get our first...

[05:27:06] Babel game?

[05:27:13] Manamana manamana manamana manamana manamana

[05:27:17] Buddy, what are you doing, oh, not bad, alright, here we go, good haul, good haul, this is

[05:27:39] what makes it, we make more money on snackies than we do the slot machines at this point.

[05:27:46] Clear trash, sell lotto tickets. Oh my god, we're almost there. We need more people on

[05:27:58] the lotto.

[05:27:59] All right, thank you learners lesson

[05:28:19] Okay, okay, who the fuck did that who did that I know who did that

[05:28:42] Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he at? What the hell? Where you at, man?

[05:29:11] Nice combo bro. I don't die to two hit combos man. That's like a noob level. Where's your

[05:29:21] triple hit? Where's the triple hit? That's crit damage right there. That's a triple

[05:29:30] I

[05:29:37] Know no no

[05:29:40] I don't feel the third hit. Nope wrong string brother Street Fighter. You're done dude

[05:29:46] You're done brother. Who's that guy? Who is he?

[05:29:52] Sixic combo

[05:29:55] Oh

[05:29:57] Oh, yeah, we need to sell one more Lotto.

[05:30:02] Really?

[05:30:03] Really?

[05:30:04] Ah!

[05:30:05] Guys, we need one more Lotto ticket.

[05:30:15] We need one more Lotto ticket.

[05:30:18] One guy.

[05:30:19] And we get a table.

[05:30:21] It looks like I got eaten by the fucking blinds.

[05:30:30] Yeah, let me test something.

[05:30:39] Oh my god, oh.

[05:30:42] Sorry.

[05:30:45] The wall does eat.

[05:30:47] Why did we put this here?

[05:30:48] Wait a minute.

[05:30:51] you strat. Does this actually work? No, it doesn't. Shit.

[05:31:21] I don't know man. No one is coming to buy these dog shit lottery tickets? Okay bro.

[05:31:30] Somebody this guy she's about she's about yo sell it pass and we go to the next

[05:31:34] quest. Thank God the off why do we need an office? Why the fuck do we need an

[05:31:44] office such a random upgrade fine I'll be in there if you need me fine you know

[05:31:52] I actually I like the upgrade I'll be in there if you need me if you need me I'll

[05:31:56] be in there

[05:31:59] I'll see you later.

[05:32:06] Oh, this is for the beer license, brother.

[05:32:17] Oh my fucking god.

[05:32:19] Let me see if I fit here.

[05:32:22] Motherfucker.

[05:32:24] That's what it is.

[05:32:27] Yep

[05:32:33] This game is ridiculous how much is the beer how much is the bar? Oh

[05:32:39] Yeah, it's cheap. It's 500

[05:32:42] Holy shit boys. All right

[05:32:46] Here we go. We got the we got the beers we got the beers

[05:32:51] We need ten bucks

[05:32:54] ten bucks

[05:32:55] All the slots come on man

[05:33:05] All right

[05:33:15] Nice good day good day good day

[05:33:21] Good shit open and very nice

[05:33:25] I

[05:33:28] Mean my beer license

[05:33:32] As I'm gambling for 10 bucks. I'm gambling for 10 bucks. All right, I know what I'm doing

[05:33:37] I run the business. All right, don't fucking don't talk to me. I know what I'm doing dude. I'm the manager

[05:33:48] We need the customers in here we need the customers

[05:33:55] Oh, wait, wait!

[05:33:57] Oh, wait, wait!

[05:34:29] Oh, you're changing our fucking shit again, bro?

[05:34:35] You're changing the damn name again?

[05:34:36] Okay, the Glad Malone?

[05:34:38] What the fuck does that even mean?

[05:34:44] Sorry about that, sir.

[05:34:46] Sorry about that.

[05:34:48] Get a little bit of a problem outside.

[05:34:59] No one is winning right now 261 maybe what are you doing down by you know we're always

[05:35:20] hovering come on come on come on thank you thank you we got it I got the bar I got the

[05:35:27] bar boys holy shit we got the bar actually no we didn't we just got a

[05:35:34] license to sell beer and a shit fucking freezer and a fridge we have no bar

[05:35:43] where's Hayabunger Hayabunger I don't think it's this place it's like bye oh

[05:35:54] Oh wait, I'm placing a bear on the right, yeah, yeah, it is over here.

[05:35:58] You got it. You got it.

[05:36:03] Dib-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

[05:36:10] Available balance 15k? Oh, really?

[05:36:15] Alright, next game? Yo, that was cool. Same game. Good shit, boys.

[05:36:19] Good shit, proud of you. Great job.

[05:36:21] How do you guys all right next game as we continue I saved it dude I saved it

[05:36:35] The next

[05:36:45] As we continue here the next video game

[05:36:51] I am headed to is another one known as

[05:37:21] you

[05:37:51] All right, sorry, next game we are jumping into is another brand new release that may

[05:38:08] or may not be a bit of an alt F4.

[05:38:11] Let's see.

[05:38:22] This game is known as Thick as Thieves.

[05:38:30] What we got going on there?

[05:38:33] Thick as thieves.

[05:38:41] Welcome to Kilkerm. City like no other at the dawn of the 20th century. It all happens here. New music, magic, science, ideas that are going to change everything. Money coming in from India, America, the Aztec kingdoms, Kilkerm. City of the brightest lights and the darkest shadows.

[05:39:11] And now your journey through the shadows is about to begin.

[05:39:21] Well, here do you want to join the Thieves Guild?

[05:39:26] Name's Tristan.

[05:39:28] The Guild Mistress wants you to fulfill a contract to see if when you're on a mission, keep an eye out for useful intel.

[05:39:35] We're probably key to unlock this safe house will be in touch

[05:39:47] Oh, you can see your feet in this game

[05:39:55] Okay

[05:39:57] if you need a refresher on clues you've collected.

[05:40:00] Ah.

[05:40:00] We have that key in Lesbian our way.

[05:40:04] I can see your footsteps.

[05:40:05] Keep tracking your keys.

[05:40:07] Different keys will open different doors.

[05:40:15] OK.

[05:40:27] I can actually turn off turrets myself.

[05:40:44] I'm already failing.

[05:40:45] Did it not say press F?

[05:40:46] What the fuck?

[05:40:49] I swear it said press F on the turret.

[05:40:51] Maybe you're supposed to get close to it.

[05:40:53] Oh, I thought I was like a distance move.

[05:41:00] Okay, this is how that's what that word is.

[05:41:10] I'm trying to stay out of the light if you can.

[05:41:16] If you want to be quiet, make sure to keep your head stuck to the shadow.

[05:41:20] And you'll be invincible to God, if the Gods get suspicious, keep your head if you get

[05:41:25] spotted.

[05:41:26] Okay, okay

[05:41:41] I thought I heard something yet

[05:41:51] I just gotta wait for this guy

[05:41:53] We're just run across right just run across

[05:42:15] Okay, let me see it

[05:42:23] The general rule is the faster you move, the more noise you'll make.

[05:42:32] Okay.

[05:42:33] Don't move fast.

[05:42:34] How do I put this away?

[05:42:35] I have no idea how to put this away.

[05:42:36] It doesn't let me.

[05:42:37] Stay low and out of sight.

[05:42:38] As you come up on that big guard up ahead.

[05:42:39] Okay.

[05:42:40] Okay.

[05:42:41] Okay.

[05:42:42] Okay.

[05:42:43] Okay.

[05:42:44] Okay.

[05:42:45] Okay.

[05:42:46] Okay.

[05:42:47] Okay.

[05:42:48] Okay.

[05:42:49] low and out of sight as you come up on that big guard up ahead you can do takedowns person

[05:42:58] had third person how'd you do that

[05:43:08] lights out let's do we're gonna put away your weapon

[05:43:19] Just like stacked.

[05:43:26] Oh, you can deposit loot there?

[05:43:39] You can only stash your shit once

[05:44:09] Nothing like a smoke bomb for a quick dissipating truck.

[05:44:18] Look at that magic eyes!

[05:44:30] I

[05:44:36] Can slide

[05:45:00] I can not breathe!

[05:45:07] I can not breathe!

[05:45:12] There you go, now you definitely can't breathe.

[05:45:20] I can not breathe!

[05:45:28] Okay, okay.

[05:45:34] Shrats.

[05:45:38] The Star Diamond.

[05:45:45] Oh!

[05:45:53] Ah, okay.

[05:45:58] Is that Ashley telling me there's stuff literally everywhere you can pick up?

[05:46:20] Okay, okay.

[05:46:27] Interesting, brother.

[05:46:40] Interesting brother

[05:47:10] Level 2.

[05:47:15] Welcome to your feast, Den.

[05:47:20] You can relax here, change your clothes, and switch your tools.

[05:47:24] Oh, it looks like there's a note for you.

[05:47:28] While the thieves go to the steam calling, stealing the Vistar diamond would be a feather and a thief's cap on their any server,

[05:47:32] but it appears this is not an ajo, it's too hot to fence right now in any case, so hold on to it, we'll be in feathers.

[05:47:37] That'll be the guild calling on the electrogram

[05:47:47] Oh

[05:47:49] Missions in some bizarre never continues the versions suggest police files on the jewel much much more extensive than previously thought and put

[05:47:54] Right the constables and build Paul locate and treat the file

[05:47:58] Before you take your next contract come over to the ledger

[05:48:02] Contracts ledger simple job into the lion's den

[05:48:13] Okay, that's what we're doing the black market has all the good you'll need to make your way as a thief

[05:48:19] I don't know what that's for but why not Boulder's hat looks

[05:48:32] See

[05:48:47] Come over here next

[05:48:49] Serious when you know being a thief can be salt so you've got your next college, come on over to the map table

[05:48:59] There's a mission you'll have to do while you're there

[05:49:02] And you can also watch on your contract.

[05:49:06] Prepare.

[05:49:09] Let's see, let's see.

[05:49:18] Okay, okay.

[05:49:24] Yo, what the heck, man?

[05:49:26] This is the second game that crashed today.

[05:49:32] come on bro my PC dude my PC my PC

[05:49:40] Oh

[05:49:54] Hey, yo, can I actually difficulty solo matchmaking

[05:49:59] Jim, join up, dude. Join up. Join up.

[05:50:12] See how this works.

[05:50:24] Definitely gonna die.

[05:50:33] Did it work?

[05:50:38] I don't know if this worked.

[05:50:44] Mode solo, I literally just...

[05:50:59] What the fuck is this?

[05:51:13] There's matchmaking, and there's...

[05:51:15] Oh, there we go.

[05:51:21] How do I invite you to my game?

[05:51:28] In-party.

[05:51:29] He's already in my party.

[05:51:32] Maybe now I can dude up?

[05:51:35] Oh, there we go.

[05:51:37] Oh, you gotta do it.

[05:51:40] Jim, you gotta do it, brah!

[05:51:49] I

[05:52:17] Will this crash your work

[05:52:19] Oh-oh.

[05:52:23] We possibly could go to the restaurant

[05:52:24] and come to the stretch and seats over the years.

[05:52:26] The other thing, you come across and put the bed

[05:52:46] Is the map? Is the map is here?

[05:52:59] Is it garden or turret? What's stopping at me from this?

[05:53:16] I'm in.

[05:53:23] I'm in.

[05:53:30] I know.

[05:53:38] I know.

[05:53:40] We're gonna take this guard out.

[05:54:10] Jim are you kidding me, bro?

[05:54:21] I'm about to beat the whole damn mission, man!

[05:54:27] I thought I heard something.

[05:54:33] I wonder if you can go through windows.

[05:54:39] Why does that guy look like he's not open for me?

[05:54:53] Jim, he's going to the front door.

[05:55:04] He'll meet me.

[05:55:05] I believe he'll meet me.

[05:55:21] I like the art style of the game this guy's gonna turn you catch underneath

[05:55:38] desk in the bullpen I wonder if I take him out if others will come across him

[05:55:50] and uh alert you think they would

[05:56:00] hmm unfortunate why don't they just look like someone

[05:56:09] can I take this out

[05:56:13] you made it nice

[05:56:20] I don't know what the fuck that was.

[05:56:37] Oh shit, wait, hold on, what's this?

[05:56:40] A light.

[05:56:41] We don't need that.

[05:56:44] I don't know what the hell these vials are hold a oh it's literally oh it's literally

[05:56:56] for distractions it said that the files are in his office I don't think his office is

[05:57:02] in the basement desk in the bullpen fuck is the bullpen

[05:57:24] hold on man let's see I say we go upstairs man fuck going down there

[05:57:32] Wait, is it hold prisoners? That means it probably is downstairs. It was on the map.

[05:57:49] Oh, yeah, it's right here. Second floor, we gotta get to the second floor.

[05:57:59] Holy shit, I didn't mean to do that.

[05:58:02] I'm in. Jim, this is the most OP weapon in the game. It trivializes everything.

[05:58:31] What?

[05:59:01] I don't know if something is...

[05:59:03] Okay, you...

[05:59:04] Alright, bullpen.

[05:59:08] I don't think this is the right way.

[05:59:10] We're in the Guild Hall.

[05:59:12] This is not the right area.

[05:59:16] But we can take stuff.

[05:59:23] Strats.

[05:59:24] I don't think they can make it over here.

[05:59:26] No, you're not!

[05:59:31] Come on!

[05:59:36] There's no one left!

[05:59:38] No!

[05:59:53] Hey!

[06:00:01] Andres to Andres!

[06:00:11] Oh, there's a bunch of stuff that isn't highlighted here, but you can still take it.

[06:00:28] Okay, we gotta find the other area, which isn't this.

[06:00:38] I wonder if I can pass through here without the smoke.

[06:00:52] Nope.

[06:00:54] Oh my god.

[06:00:59] Yo, pressure plates, relax.

[06:01:05] Yo, this place is ridiculous.

[06:01:12] The bathroom.

[06:01:16] There's not gonna be anything in here.

[06:01:23] Oh, a health restore?

[06:01:28] Well, we can deliver stuff.

[06:01:41] I don't think it's worth it yet.

[06:01:44] You can go down these stairs.

[06:01:51] one guard

[06:02:00] is this the second floor?

[06:02:04] what the fuck is this?

[06:02:06] how is this the first floor? the second floor was the costable's guild hall

[06:02:21] Don't get up I just realized we have shared do we share the amount we're trying to extract

[06:02:34] just like that are we sharing it's not PvP it's co-op

[06:02:52] Oh my god.

[06:03:01] Oh, that's the front door.

[06:03:12] I don't know how the hell we can't find the second floor.

[06:03:17] Might be worth going through. We gotta go this way.

[06:03:32] It's gotta be those stairs on the right.

[06:03:37] Is he gonna hear this?

[06:03:47] I'm trying to get to the second floor, there's nothing in here.

[06:04:12] This was supposed to be pvp but they changed it at launch into a co-op game.

[06:04:22] Ain't the last thing.

[06:04:28] This is insane man.

[06:04:32] Looks like there's a secret way up.

[06:04:42] Maybe you gotta go down to go up.

[06:04:55] This doesn't seem right.

[06:05:00] This is not right.

[06:05:02] I don't like this.

[06:05:03] I don't like this, Jim.

[06:05:04] I'm leaving.

[06:05:05] I'm finding the second floor.

[06:05:09] I bet it's through here.

[06:05:23] Right here. This is it.

[06:05:28] Oh shit, he hurt it.

[06:05:39] Oh

[06:05:57] Nice

[06:06:09] The bullshit

[06:06:13] The bullshit man it's this way

[06:06:19] It's right here

[06:06:39] I was about to take him out.

[06:07:08] there whoa holy shit that was worth a lot

[06:07:18] the owl is worth their shit I'm done here no point in lingering oh I found the

[06:07:25] files I mean we have a we have eight minutes we could technically over loot

[06:07:33] I almost stepped on that.

[06:07:42] Find the exit and escape with your loot.

[06:07:47] Yeah, I say we now go to the basement.

[06:07:55] We now go to the basement.

[06:07:58] Unless we can extract from here.

[06:08:00] I don't know if you can.

[06:08:11] Whoops.

[06:08:15] Ah, those guys, they don't know.

[06:08:26] We're gonna backtrack.

[06:09:00] Friends are for us.

[06:09:01] It could have been the wind, but just to be sure.

[06:09:07] Nothing.

[06:09:08] Might have been wrong with the noises.

[06:09:15] Oh my, why don't the guards look like they're respawned?

[06:09:24] I wake up.

[06:09:29] I found the basement. I'm going. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

[06:09:53] 5 minutes

[06:10:08] Got no requisition for new boots

[06:10:23] I don't know if this is the way out.

[06:10:28] Oh it is, it is.

[06:10:31] Uh-oh.

[06:10:53] the heck was that somebody got aggro

[06:11:00] straight

[06:11:11] oh I have no smokes

[06:11:18] It wasn't alive.

[06:11:25] That was scary.

[06:11:34] We made it.

[06:11:39] This way.

[06:11:41] Here it is.

[06:11:46] There it is.

[06:11:50] Sheee!

[06:11:53] Sheee!

[06:12:06] Pretty good, brother. Pretty good.

[06:12:16] tutorial level yeah you finished the tutorial line completed very nice

[06:12:34] Someone's ringing.

[06:12:44] I don't know if it's not a demo, but we might not find Mariana's puzzle, but we'll see what she does.

[06:12:49] She'll be in touch.

[06:12:52] There it is, there it is.

[06:12:55] Wow, Chabachill here boys a little early today. Pretty decent game. I'm chilling early today. I apologize.

[06:13:05] Best games of sub Sunday butcher man. Some would say the best short story video game of the year.

[06:13:13] Um, Dwarf eats mountain insane.

[06:13:16] Phenopolis, very nice.

[06:13:18] Retail held was pretty damn good.

[06:13:20] The house always wins, was a bit of slop, but sure.

[06:13:23] Thickest thieves was alright.

[06:13:26] Overall, decent subsunday, bro.

[06:13:28] Decent subsunday, you know, was a bad, you know, decent.

[06:13:34] Not bad, not bad, you know, it had its moments.

[06:13:39] It was cool, though, it was cool.

[06:13:43] Where is the music in this game?

[06:13:57] You know, not bad.

[06:14:02] Okay, they can carry so much shit now.

[06:14:09] There you go, there you go.

[06:14:14] BAN-O BAN-O BAN-O

[06:14:19] BAN-O BAN-O BAN-O

[06:14:24] Oh.

[06:14:29] Oh my god, the stacks.

[06:14:34] What the heck?

[06:14:36] What the heck chat I will be on tomorrow you guys

[06:14:41] Enjoy the rest of your night fall the channel fall Twitter. I will see you guys

[06:14:46] Thank you for watching till next time. Gee geez people. Goodbye. I know you got a prestige. I'm just not prestigeing

[06:14:55] Yes, indeed tomorrow another stream till then. Goodbye people. Enjoy your night

[06:15:01] I'll see you guys on Monday for another one. Thank you guys for watching. Like always, next time chat and during night. Peace out people