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05-25-2026 · 6h 37m

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[00:00:00] You
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[00:01:30] Oh my god.
[00:01:39] Oh, it's not an..
[00:01:42] Let's get off of those dragons.
[00:01:45] I guess doing people out of their lives Monday.
[00:01:51] 007 tomorrow.
[00:01:54] Yo, how much time do I have left in blood money?
[00:02:00] How many missions I got left
[00:02:04] What do we go win how many hours of completion
[00:02:09] 700 hours six hours no way really
[00:02:16] Yeah, I don't mind beating it today, I just don't know how much longer I have I thought it was like halfway through
[00:02:21] It's a 12 hour game.
[00:02:30] Shit.
[00:02:35] Not bad, not bad.
[00:02:40] I left this game on yesterday.
[00:02:45] I wonder how ridiculous you can get.
[00:02:47] I'm just clicking buttons at this point.
[00:02:49] I'm just gonna burn the bunny to just see.
[00:02:52] Like how ridiculous can it get?
[00:02:54] Cause you have to prestige.
[00:02:57] But it farmed five million overnight.
[00:03:00] So I'm gonna throw them all into the demo man.
[00:03:05] All right.
[00:03:06] How insane, how fat of a stack of gems
[00:03:10] can you have on the ground?
[00:03:13] Okay, I burned all the bunny.
[00:03:15] I can't afford anymore.
[00:03:19] Ah, throwing velocity.
[00:03:22] Oh, okay, you do actually have a max.
[00:03:26] Alright.
[00:03:28] How much damage are we looking at?
[00:03:37] Looks like things got worse?
[00:03:39] I don't think so.
[00:03:42] So it's an endless game, but you're supposed to prestige, but there's no, like, game over.
[00:03:48] I guess you could technically just farm until you're maxed everything?
[00:03:54] So then you might as well prestige?
[00:04:03] You do, you prestige and you unlock more shit.
[00:04:08] That's how it always is.
[00:04:15] The cannon beeps.
[00:04:18] and hadona sanctuary of ash what do we got here what do we got e how did you get so many
[00:04:36] cannons I thought 007 was the 27th um I think it's early access or some shit I'll be alive
[00:04:44] like early tomorrow. I think they do the digital like early access shit. Isn't the POE2 patch
[00:04:59] this week as well on Friday? Harder with copy company only drinks coke? Lies, I had caffeine
[00:05:09] this morning buddy I tell you I use a percolator now for the coffee it's pretty
[00:05:15] nice actually it's pretty nice the percolator it's nice brah
[00:05:25] world of tanks heat is out dude world of tanks heat was fucking potato bro
[00:05:33] I tried it, I tried it. Hold on, let me see here, what am I missing?
[00:05:43] Paralyves is out today as well? Oh, is that the sim style game?
[00:05:50] Well, the thing about the sims is, I don't know if I want to play the sims.
[00:05:58] Paralives, it would be more about the house,
[00:06:00] the interior decorating and building the house
[00:06:02] is more interesting than micromanaging a bunch of fucks
[00:06:05] because I don't know how to do it, IRL.
[00:06:08] Very efficiently, so why the fuck
[00:06:10] am I gonna go play the fucking Sims?
[00:06:13] It's boring as fuck is what I'm saying.
[00:06:16] I have to make sure this guy takes a shit
[00:06:18] and goes to work and stuff.
[00:06:19] Like, yeah, that's fun.
[00:06:22] When you got nothing to do, but now fuck that shit, I feel like if I'm going to play it,
[00:06:30] I want to, um, I would build a house like that part.
[00:06:36] Sure.
[00:06:37] The sim shit brah, whatever, brah, ha ha, they're talking, ha ha, they're dancing.
[00:06:49] I get the appeal, but it just sounds kind of potato.
[00:06:54] It would probably do very well.
[00:07:01] But evil arc though?
[00:07:05] Yeah.
[00:07:07] It's just a game, bruh.
[00:07:09] I know, man.
[00:07:10] I understand that.
[00:07:12] It sounds, yeah, exactly.
[00:07:19] I took laxatives and now I have to shit nonstop read the guy from yesterday who was constipated
[00:07:28] Well, I
[00:07:31] Don't know man. I don't know to tell you don't take medical advice from gaming chat rooms
[00:07:39] Teddy it was really good, but then at the end of the day it was a kids game you know, I'm saying it was really good, bro. I
[00:07:46] I enjoyed it for what it was, Teddy.
[00:07:50] Check out Slow Roads, a fun game to play while waiting in the lobby in Arma.
[00:07:58] This motherfucker, what the hell even is this?
[00:08:04] Slow Roads.io. What is this?
[00:08:14] Hold on one sec.
[00:08:29] Alright, what is this?
[00:08:34] You can just change shit?
[00:08:35] This guy just has a...
[00:08:39] Oh!
[00:08:50] Oh my god.
[00:08:53] Really?
[00:08:54] Hills?
[00:08:55] Normal?
[00:08:56] Seed?
[00:09:00] What an interesting, simple game, but like, wow.
[00:09:04] How is this?
[00:09:08] What an interesting fucking game.
[00:09:11] It's just like...
[00:09:24] Yeah, this is like a Forza demo.
[00:09:52] there it is. You know what man, they should do this in big games. Yeah, this is exactly
[00:10:01] what should be, this would be a solid way to play Forza, like a game mode where you have
[00:10:05] the controls, just a straight road on the map or something, you can just pick a car
[00:10:11] And uh, switch to- to- on the fly with a hockey?
[00:10:16] That'd be kinda cool.
[00:10:21] Sounds like every driving game, yeah, but you show off...
[00:10:25] the game.
[00:10:26] Forza's just like a fuckin' vibe.
[00:10:30] Oh, here we go.
[00:10:33] Armory Forza.
[00:10:34] then play it well I mean I mean I it's a vibe when you want to feel that way
[00:10:50] that's kind of interesting I guess you can just do this sure man god damn
[00:10:57] browser games as we were I saw Rocket League UE6 I saw a brother I saw
[00:11:04] One armor BR win, pair of lives, launch, try law, did I play pair of, wait, now I think
[00:11:16] about it, did I play pair of lives, did I play this shit, did I play the demo?
[00:11:29] Marble rivals penalty announcement zero tolerance on cheats.
[00:11:39] What the hell do they have like a wall of shame?
[00:11:44] What the hell man?
[00:11:45] Bro, who's cheating and god damn Marble rivals this late into the game's life cycle.
[00:11:51] Come on man, I ain't reading all this, but below is the list of currently banned accounts
[00:11:58] from this this wave list includes all forms of cheats and exploits oh my god that actually
[00:12:06] doesn't seem like a lot okay chat do you see your name soloist cheating at bronze what
[00:12:16] a fucking new best bro is bronze the lowest dumb ass is so bad dude is literally cheating
[00:12:25] in a video and it bronze and gets fucking caught bro oh my god it was bad buddy at that point you
[00:12:35] gotta just donate your goddamn computer bro donate it at that point you're done bro you're done
[00:12:44] it's over it's over just stop why why even play at that point it was a smurf
[00:12:57] carry service brother you know what bro I am you know I'm fucking glad I am not
[00:13:07] I have never thought of trying to get carried or pay someone to carry me
[00:13:13] Imagine being a gamer and your fucking shitmind leads you down that dumbass path.
[00:13:20] Feels good, bro.
[00:13:23] Feels good.
[00:13:28] Imagine being such a loser fuck that you actually purchase.
[00:13:33] I get the teach, I get the smurf, because it's like these dumbasses are going to pay me
[00:13:39] To get better to like get a higher rank
[00:13:43] Like of course you're gonna be like, okay, like who the fuck who are these fucking people?
[00:13:52] Fuck the Smurfs too
[00:13:56] Yeah, I mean fuck the Smurfs too the Smurfs do ruin the whole you know, they're part they are part of the problem. Yes
[00:14:04] but like it's actually so fucking sad and just like stupid as fuck I don't even know
[00:14:14] it's like how do you have this like you're there's no satisfaction and then the guy leaves
[00:14:23] and there you are okay bro you're at 12,000 right now bye and you're like yay and then
[00:14:28] you go Q and you get fucked and it's like what are you what's the plan there I don't understand what's
[00:14:39] the plan there it's like it's like you're displaying a trophy that you know is was cheated
[00:14:51] and then you decide to be like I'm gonna play at this rank and you fucking suck balls and then
[00:14:55] and then you slowly drop actual dumb ass.
[00:15:00] They're probably chasing their friends, rank or clout.
[00:15:08] I guess.
[00:15:12] You could get free skins in Lull if you smurfed.
[00:15:16] Well, no, we're talking about other things.
[00:15:21] things. But yeah. What else do we have here? What is this game? New trailer. Romeo is dead
[00:15:48] Man, what is this?
[00:15:53] Oh, yeah, that can't look so fucking random.
[00:15:56] 007 will not have preload on steam.
[00:15:59] What?
[00:16:03] I got to go live tomorrow at 1150.
[00:16:05] What am I downloading these hundred?
[00:16:07] This is going to be a hundred game.
[00:16:15] Or some shit, probably.
[00:16:18] Let me see what we have here.
[00:16:22] Soulbound online.
[00:16:34] Playstation has preloaded.
[00:17:04] Alright, so do you have a persisting character?
[00:17:18] You know, I'm still surprised someone hasn't made it.
[00:17:25] I've said this like 50 times, but I'm still surprised no one's made a realm of the Mad
[00:17:32] God.
[00:17:33] But like, higher budget.
[00:17:46] No they fucking didn't, what I heard about it.
[00:17:51] So it needs to make one of those like a realm of the mad guy.
[00:17:56] I'm telling you about the future of FPS is going to be something like Planetside.
[00:18:00] side. And then something like Realm of the Mad God is something that would be, it's more like a
[00:18:07] throws you in MMO because it's way faster paced and it doesn't have that slow ramp up that MMOs have
[00:18:15] to then realize in the game sucks balls or dies in a month. I feel like you'd need that bit of a
[00:18:22] throw you in factor you have a character you care about in like a world that everybody's running
[00:18:28] around and you log in, you're back to it, you can just like, I don't know what the
[00:18:35] fuck the theme would be, but like a very active world in conflict. MMO, fucking fantasy.
[00:18:46] Where the hell are the realm of the Mad God clones? This game figured that shit out years ago.
[00:18:52] The whole damn industry is just people copying ideas, no one's copied this shit bro.
[00:19:11] Warhammer MMO, this ain't worth copying.
[00:19:22] So I get this so I get this guy the next fucking game in his favorite
[00:19:36] genre so I get him Zelda 8 so I get him the next resident evil I'm making a 2D
[00:19:47] MMO it'll be a tower defense good luck man yeah you could do a warhammer you
[00:19:53] could do a warhammer rumble the mad god high budget you fucking spot in you can
[00:20:01] have magic guns whatever you gear up level up yeah you know what warhammer
[00:20:09] should do that. Warhammer loves spreading their IPL to like super indie games. I know there's
[00:20:22] a new Tarkov map. I don't really, I don't know if I'm gonna go back. Link me a trailer.
[00:20:26] I don't, I don't think I'm going back to Tarkov. This game looks like it's gonna be fucking
[00:20:31] sec. June 8th? Oh shit, yeah, wait, hold up. Two weeks?
[00:20:40] That's what I call a dramatic interest. There's a reason why I'm called Killer Bean. It's
[00:20:57] It's because I'm good at what I do.
[00:21:04] What the fuck?
[00:21:07] Really?
[00:21:09] Good.
[00:21:10] I used to be an assassin for the Shadow Agency.
[00:21:20] An international organization powerful enough to shape the world.
[00:21:25] until they lied to me and tried to kill me.
[00:21:29] Now, I'm gonna destroy them.
[00:21:34] You're the guy starring idiot who wants to take down the shadow agency.
[00:21:40] Well, it is sure nice to meet you.
[00:21:48] What the fuck?
[00:21:55] bro this game actually might be insane
[00:22:00] what the fuck no wonder he delayed it
[00:22:19] no wonder
[00:22:21] are we witnessing a next generation Miyazaki is this the first holy shit maybe
[00:22:40] bro maybe what if this is the yeah this is the next generation Kojima check
[00:22:50] bird games 3 online PvP. Oh really? Why haven't I heard of 1 and 2?
[00:23:01] They needed to make 1 and 2 to pop off with 3.
[00:23:20] all done all done all done maybe maybe maybe maybe
[00:23:41] Oh, oh, it's friend slot Bratway two to eight players though.
[00:23:51] My glacier it's like secular but you're a penguin.
[00:23:57] Wow.
[00:23:58] I wait maybe I played this I play the game where you're a penguin and it was randomly
[00:24:02] really fucking good.
[00:24:04] Oh, I was this game.
[00:24:06] Wait, no, it wasn't this game.
[00:24:09] Wait, wasn't this ad? I played this game before.
[00:24:14] No, I'm thinking of a different one.
[00:24:18] Yeah, this game was fucking weird. I remember playing it and I think I alt-a-forward.
[00:24:23] But there is another weird-ass penguin fucked up one.
[00:24:39] I forgot the name of it. Devoured.
[00:24:44] It was so good, the demo was like, I'm going to play this on launch.
[00:24:47] I don't remember the name of it.
[00:24:50] To all of our friends in there, those watching all around the world, this is the future and this is.
[00:25:04] It does look like the biggest thing that changed is just the five turned into a six.
[00:25:09] Wait, they're on Unreal, they're on UE3 right now with Rocket League?
[00:25:30] Really?
[00:25:31] Holy shit, wait, really?
[00:25:36] Goddamn.
[00:25:37] Damn.
[00:25:40] What the fuck?
[00:25:46] You know what, I will say that I'm like...
[00:25:51] I don't know man, I don't know.
[00:25:55] That's actually, I didn't realize it was on three.
[00:25:58] I mean, look how good the game still looks.
[00:26:00] looks old Unreal Engine games before five still have a like a lasting look to them.
[00:26:15] Oh, yeah, that's fucking crazy, actually.
[00:26:17] God damn. But like I said, man, Rocket League's fucking great, but you just
[00:26:21] feel like you peak heavily depending on how good you are at handling the ball in the fucking air.
[00:26:27] You know, like there's a separation. I don't know where the separation takes place
[00:26:34] Maybe it like gold or something once you get past gold too. It's like the people who can fly and
[00:26:40] Can't fly
[00:26:42] That's your peak
[00:26:50] Arkham Knight was you a three I mean, you know the cars are gonna look good
[00:26:57] I
[00:27:27] And this game is going to be wicked popular.
[00:27:54] What happened to that other one that looked like Super Uncanny?
[00:28:03] How did Enzo die?
[00:28:20] Enzo had no real gameplay?
[00:28:22] Oh, it was all just like, they put the bar on just visuals and then there was no fleshed out game elements.
[00:28:37] Yeah, like this game is going to be a fucking banger and a half probably for the people who like this shit.
[00:28:42] I just don't feel like playing real life in real life at the moment.
[00:28:46] You know, this is like you guys said these seven games are fucking weird
[00:28:59] Enzo is just 90% character creation. Yeah, I thought in Zora was gonna be super popular. I mean it was it sold
[00:29:06] Well, this game is gonna be super popular
[00:29:10] Build mode is nice. Yeah, I would I would mainly say I build a house
[00:29:14] if anything. Watch this souls like it's coming out tomorrow. Buddy tomorrow the next couple
[00:29:29] of days are all 007. Okay, next game to add on the completion shelf. Should be blood money.
[00:29:39] If I play blood money, I gotta play it all stream to beat it.
[00:29:46] I could, the last game, don't even fucking talk to me, bro.
[00:29:51] Don't even talk to me.
[00:29:52] I literally beat games all the time.
[00:29:56] I beat a game yesterday.
[00:29:58] I don't even know what you're talking about.
[00:30:01] We literally beat the critically acclaimed butcher man yesterday.
[00:30:06] Okay.
[00:30:07] Okay, don't even fucking talk to me, bro.
[00:30:14] Literally saw the credits.
[00:30:18] 10 minute game, right? Okay.
[00:30:31] Oh yeah, Phenopolis was pretty awesome yesterday. I could beat that one.
[00:30:37] Oh yeah, I remember this game, okay.
[00:30:52] Yeah, this was like...
[00:30:55] This...
[00:30:56] Yeah.
[00:30:57] Yeah
[00:31:27] I
[00:31:57] I
[00:32:19] Am so weird brothers this game likes this is one of those games that screams ui5
[00:32:27] But it looks kind of cool.
[00:32:36] It does, bro.
[00:32:38] It looks like it's completely fucking UE5 lighting.
[00:32:42] Like it's not made hidden.
[00:32:44] It's just like fucking there.
[00:32:50] That whole trailer looks like that generic
[00:32:54] Just not properly baked in UE5 fucking bullshit
[00:33:00] No one else saw it. I saw it. You play it if you don't see it
[00:33:07] Jump King quest fully released released today. Oh
[00:33:17] Slaw or not
[00:33:19] This fucking guy bro at this at this point all these gamba games bro. I'm just gonna take the gama sponsor at this point boys
[00:33:31] We hover around it we hover around it
[00:33:49] That looks like it could be good.
[00:34:19] Looks like you're gonna be good pretty good. Why not animal? Don't forget. Oh
[00:34:37] Yeah, I played this game a while ago. This game was actually surprisingly not bad and I played it a while ago
[00:34:44] go this was actually surprised I think this game might be a fucking hit in a
[00:34:50] half I know I know I know well guess what these fucking weird ass game cell
[00:34:58] alright I remember playing this and it was like actually you know it's like
[00:35:07] Pokemon shit yeah I don't know I'm probably not really gonna play it but
[00:35:15] it was yeah surprisingly super high quality but guess what these fucking
[00:35:19] games usually get insane quality checks usually the gacha games have like the
[00:35:26] most insane quality but then well the theme is fucking potato and gotcha but
[00:35:34] then. It's a good game, but you have to click a thousand red dots. Oh, Slaughter not released
[00:35:47] today. Yeah, is it is it actually? I can't tell this just looks like super fucking
[00:36:05] gamba brain. You might as well just fucking gamba at this point. All right, make it have
[00:36:10] fucking it's like gamifying and removing the gamba element it's like hover
[00:36:19] it this game looks like it's hovering around you might as well fucking gamba
[00:36:24] like that's what this looks like it's like let's take gambling and make it into
[00:36:32] a game by the way it's a fucking roguelike no shit
[00:36:40] It's called innovation.
[00:36:46] I just feel like I've played like 50 of these at this point.
[00:36:54] You just don't lose money here.
[00:36:58] Yeah, looks like it could be fun.
[00:37:02] I mean, whatever.
[00:37:06] I could continue.
[00:37:08] Retail hell was actually pretty decent.
[00:37:09] I don't know if that game actually has an end.
[00:37:12] It looks like maybe you survive a specific amount of time
[00:37:15] and you actually escape.
[00:37:19] I thought that game was way better than I thought.
[00:37:21] It was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be
[00:37:22] a little more gimmicky.
[00:37:25] Oh, it does have an end.
[00:37:26] Yeah, I thought this was decent.
[00:37:33] Played to Reba?
[00:37:35] Brother.
[00:37:39] I'm a brother.
[00:37:53] The last caretaker is wicked good.
[00:37:55] I actually wanted to go back to this game when at 1.0.
[00:38:00] This game was surprisingly such a good survival game.
[00:38:05] But yeah, I want to wait until at 1.0.
[00:38:07] one surprised me play predecessor no way bro no way you guys at this point are
[00:38:18] the most fucking niche ass community I swear you what the hell have they done
[00:38:26] with this game did they actually patch this game is active development anyone
[00:38:33] here play this
[00:38:37] I know, I'm not playing Paralyzed, I saw deadlocks, bruv, guys.
[00:38:55] What do we have?
[00:39:17] What else?
[00:39:18] Um, Tekken 8.
[00:39:44] Marvel!
[00:39:48] Yeah, we got no gameplay, this is for reveals.
[00:40:17] of
[00:40:42] That's cool, man. That's cool, bro. That's cool, bro. Kid Bash, super legend. A claim?
[00:40:58] What the fuck, our claim is still around?
[00:41:04] What the hell bro?
[00:41:11] They got a rez last year.
[00:41:31] What is this game?
[00:41:34] Anyone play Kid Bash?
[00:42:10] I love an easy side scroller.
[00:42:30] What is the star path?
[00:42:31] Sure man.
[00:42:34] Early alpha foo page.
[00:42:36] I know I saw Star Citizen hit a billion.
[00:42:39] I saw I don't know who those souls are, but we see the brother we see the brother
[00:42:50] Motherfucker, I went in when they were like 10 million, right?
[00:43:07] I did contribute, all right?
[00:43:13] That was like 10 years, that was 12 years ago.
[00:43:37] Okay, okay trailer dev
[00:44:03] Oh brah I remember that dude
[00:44:07] I know how to play Minesweeper now.
[00:44:16] I know how to play it now.
[00:44:23] Warning, Incomic Asteroids.
[00:44:30] Pressure Nintendo Company.
[00:44:32] This actually looks like it could be maybe fun.
[00:44:39] This looks like it could be good
[00:44:40] if you're like slowly trying to upgrade your little spaceship.
[00:44:46] I don't know how the fuck you get the supplies,
[00:44:49] but maybe that actually looked kinda cool.
[00:44:52] I thought this was gonna be some potato shit.
[00:44:55] That looked kinda cool.
[00:44:58] It's like Subnautica in space.
[00:45:01] hahahaha
[00:45:06] maybe maybe maybe
[00:45:10] maybe maybe
[00:45:13] indy hack n slash
[00:45:15] this motherfucker
[00:45:19] this motherfucker
[00:45:21] I I think I beat machinarium bro. I beat that shit dude
[00:45:26] I think I did phantom tower
[00:45:31] You
[00:46:01] Maybe, maybe.
[00:46:18] Another one of these.
[00:46:20] This one, you know what, this one.
[00:46:30] You know, I would, this one looks like it could be decent.
[00:46:34] Hacker's Lodge, Exploited Immense Tower that hides treasure and dangerously monsters forage
[00:46:37] equipment and grows stronger.
[00:46:40] This looks like it could be decent.
[00:46:46] You've seen Warhammer Survivors, I did.
[00:46:49] This looks better than Warhammer Survivors, potentially, I don't know, I don't know.
[00:46:55] Now and now needs to pass the gameplay test.
[00:46:59] it up. Is this literally a multiplayer...
[00:47:10] really? Oh my god. Oh my... Oh do not drop that. It's a radioactive balloon.
[00:47:29] Oh, man.
[00:47:31] Got it.
[00:47:32] Oh, wow.
[00:47:33] Friendslop?
[00:47:34] Friendslop, but you have the viewers connect and whoever drops the bomb, the balloon gets banned.
[00:47:43] Oh, no.
[00:47:44] Up the stakes.
[00:47:51] He's got it.
[00:47:52] He's got it.
[00:47:53] Oh, shit.
[00:47:54] Yeah, why does this randomly look like it could be kind of fun?
[00:48:10] Turn it into a BR.
[00:48:12] This actually looks like it could be kind of fun.
[00:48:22] There's a demo.
[00:48:23] Don't we try it?
[00:48:27] Keep it up, man.
[00:48:29] Keep it up.
[00:48:31] Keep it up.
[00:48:38] The demo, on for one day.
[00:48:40] Wait, the demo is not available.
[00:48:44] June 2nd.
[00:48:45] the train sim made by one Bev. This game came out. Oh shit, bro.
[00:49:09] Hold on one second, one sec, hold on.
[00:49:39] you
[00:50:09] you
[00:50:39] I
[00:50:57] Buzz we got 50 pads man. We got 50 pads
[00:51:01] Jumping quest full release in an hour. Do I want to play a game where I want to rip my fucking hair out?
[00:51:07] Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I play this.
[00:51:17] Oh, yeah.
[00:51:21] I'm the perfect
[00:51:24] people like you
[00:51:28] would not exist
[00:51:32] prophesied to be one of the
[00:51:35] purged victims
[00:51:38] the bringer of unbogged rice
[00:51:41] is faulty
[00:51:45] the target of the hardwood is
[00:51:47] I mean seeing how my current sequel jumping has come a long way
[00:52:17] I'm not sure what's going on here, but in these lines, there are seamless cool and
[00:52:24] caring leads.
[00:52:25] No, this is not.
[00:52:27] You can't do a whole other dimension, I know.
[00:52:31] Still, the legend remains.
[00:52:35] There is a smoking hot brain, et cetera.
[00:52:42] I did I beat the first game. I did
[00:52:52] 21 hours of pure fucking hating everything contemplating life and death but I got to the
[00:53:04] the end.
[00:53:05] Oh, I get it.
[00:53:08] You want to understand, guys.
[00:53:09] You want to understand.
[00:53:10] That's okay.
[00:53:11] You want to get it.
[00:53:12] Tarkov, new map trailer.
[00:53:13] Tarkov, new map trailer.
[00:53:14] Tarkov, new map trailer.
[00:53:15] Tarkov, new map trailer.
[00:53:16] Tarktob, new map trailer.
[00:53:31] Oh, it's a snow map?
[00:53:57] that's a shit
[00:54:26] Yeah, it's cheaper to do this than to fucking 3D render the whole thing.
[00:54:52] it's so realistic though yet no shit it was real that was that was obviously fake though
[00:55:19] it was real mocap. Dude, that's a real ship. That's a real ship. Oh, so it's actually,
[00:55:38] is this what you, is this actually what the new map is? You're extracting off of this?
[00:55:43] But actually, fuck man, that actually sounds like it could be a decent extractor map.
[00:55:50] Wait, it's PBE only?
[00:55:59] Oh dude, who fucking cares?
[00:56:11] Extracting GPUs in offline, uh-uh, the high is not there.
[00:56:24] Each their own, I understand. I understand. It's not offline.
[00:56:41] I like PvE.
[00:56:44] Chat, what the fuck are we doing, boys?
[00:56:49] What the fuck are we doing?
[00:56:50] A short incremental.
[00:56:51] Dude, no more incrementals, man.
[00:56:55] I just played that dwarf game.
[00:57:11] I optimize this shit out of streets and loading time is two minutes now.
[00:57:34] Is that true?
[00:57:38] of the day, you're crazy dude.
[00:57:50] If I don't play blood money now, I'm not beating it.
[00:57:57] I'm not gonna beat it.
[00:58:11] I could, I could, I would beat retail hell.
[00:58:16] I could do that.
[00:58:18] It's probably not that long though, it's probably like an hour long.
[00:58:24] One, when an ARMA VR, it depends if the server is up.
[00:58:53] Paralives? I'm not interested. I know it's gonna be popular. I'll do one match. I'll do one.
[00:59:23] It's 55 out of 64.
[00:59:41] i think wait
[00:59:43] is a spectator
[00:59:44] uh... when it just started
[00:59:47] nevermind fact that shit
[00:59:48] at the way like twenty minutes i'm not interested
[01:00:00] no
[01:00:11] Let's go to retail hell.
[01:00:27] Don't make me load up fucking Suica, bro.
[01:00:30] Okay, don't make me.
[01:00:32] All right, how long is this game?
[01:00:35] Let me see.
[01:00:38] I'm going to do one track mania one cup of the day into into retail hell.
[01:01:05] Where is this game?
[01:01:06] I always forget how to launch this.
[01:01:08] Isn't it on Ubisoft?
[01:01:12] It's on Upland.
[01:01:14] I'm not gonna be able to do this in time.
[01:01:18] I'm gonna have to log in.
[01:01:23] This is not gonna work.
[01:01:36] If I one tap the password, this is supposed to be, this is, it is written.
[01:02:06] Um, shit.
[01:02:18] Dog pile?
[01:02:19] Is that like Suika with dogs?
[01:02:28] Yeah, I'm only playing Suica, bro. What am I going to do play dog pile with two fucking
[01:02:39] people who have the actual game Suica is worldwide because it's on the Nintendo network, sadly.
[01:02:48] probably has like five fucking players even if it is cool with dogs and shit you
[01:02:54] know
[01:03:03] all right will we make it will I make it will this actually work no tech issues
[01:03:18] Are you going to watch the trackmania at eSports World Cup 2026 maybe what the fuck is downloading
[01:03:30] right now.
[01:03:33] the game's not even launching.
[01:03:48] Hello?
[01:03:52] Finished.
[01:04:03] Um
[01:04:13] I have a feeling this is I'm in the wrong account. I think I'm in the wrong account
[01:04:22] Yeah, I'm in the wrong account this is GG boys, this is GG
[01:04:30] I'm not gonna make it in time
[01:04:33] I one tapped the wrong password unless...
[01:04:53] Come on!
[01:05:03] I'm lost. I have no idea. I always forget where I played this game from. I always forget.
[01:05:29] I logged into my other account, literally says I don't have Trackmania.
[01:05:33] I don't follow.
[01:05:59] Let's see.
[01:06:19] Play on Steam.
[01:06:21] Can I make it in time?
[01:06:26] shit man. Two different profiles. Where the fuck is my track mania? Like how is it hidden?
[01:06:40] I'd have to re-download it on steam. I'm in Ubisoft Connect but somehow it's not working.
[01:06:56] Yeah, I don't know about this, boys.
[01:07:06] It's a cosmetic play button.
[01:07:12] E.
[01:07:19] Does not work.
[01:07:20] Starter access doesn't work either.
[01:07:42] So weird.
[01:07:46] Our retail hell is probably what it's gonna be.
[01:07:50] Look, 256 hours, the play button just doesn't work.
[01:08:13] Look at this shit.
[01:08:26] What the fuck is this?
[01:08:29] Yubi, what are we doing here?
[01:08:40] the launcher, I loaded it up and logged in. You play it through Epic? Is this true?
[01:08:55] Okay, then I'll launch it here. Please wait while we launch the partner application.
[01:09:00] Bitch, this is the partner application.
[01:09:10] Um, running my ass lies.
[01:09:29] Let me try again.
[01:09:37] Running. Load it up again.
[01:09:49] Yeah, I don't know if we're going to make it here.
[01:09:55] How do I switch over? Can I like stop?
[01:09:58] Oh, there we go.
[01:10:07] And...
[01:10:10] All right.
[01:10:16] Well, that would have been nice if it was spontaneous.
[01:10:19] There goes that.
[01:10:21] My game's broken and refuses to launch.
[01:10:27] Yeah, too late.
[01:10:30] Retail hell, whatever.
[01:10:32] Yeah, I think it was I think it is wrong account. It's probably why it's not loading up
[01:10:58] Yeah, I'm gonna be playing POE on the 29th. That big-ass patch is coming out.
[01:11:04] I don't know what I'm gonna roll. I played a Druid the last time, or the shapeshifter dude.
[01:11:18] I played a monk on launch maybe a sorcerer day 7 1667 oh god I won't forget wow this
[01:11:47] Okay, we just got thrown right into this.
[01:11:50] Oh, yeah, I remember.
[01:11:55] Hold on, hold on, what's my debt? What do I have to make? I have to make 40 bucks.
[01:12:02] What I'm at, our patience is thinning and we want a lot act quickly. I want two copies immediately.
[01:12:09] Oh god, the fuck, how do you do this again? Okay.
[01:12:11] I need money to repair but I don't have enough for the quota so if I make one more mistake
[01:12:20] I think it's J.J.
[01:12:21] mhm mhm mhm mhm
[01:12:26] pop your bands
[01:12:29] there you go
[01:12:33] how much? how much?
[01:12:40] yaromis latas bitch how much?
[01:12:43] double the fizz
[01:12:45] Oh yeah, he showed me a picture of my family.
[01:12:52] Snickers?
[01:12:57] What do I need?
[01:13:04] Lays 3?
[01:13:05] Let me incinerate this.
[01:13:08] He left.
[01:13:10] He left.
[01:13:12] Okay.
[01:13:14] Okay, who's this guy? Oh, this guy has an organ. I don't think I want anything. I don't have enough money. I
[01:13:21] Don't have enough money
[01:13:24] Chips candy cold soda chips
[01:13:30] Candy
[01:13:32] Old soda I
[01:13:35] Don't I don't want the upgrade. Oh
[01:13:38] Shit, I need to get hot dog. Oh, yeah, okay. I have hot dogs here. I do need more chips
[01:13:44] a couple copy and a pack of cigarette.
[01:13:49] No.
[01:13:52] You piece of shit, man.
[01:13:56] Fuck.
[01:14:00] Dude, I might die here.
[01:14:04] I need to expedite it.
[01:14:06] I need to expedite it.
[01:14:08] I think I'm fucked.
[01:14:10] What happened to the coffee?
[01:14:12] I'm fucked 450 my quota is 40 bucks
[01:14:33] Relax relax here you go here you go
[01:14:38] I mean, you know what I like that guy that was 10 bucks
[01:14:42] I am...
[01:14:45] Two chips!
[01:14:47] Here you go.
[01:14:48] My last two!
[01:14:50] Oh my god, I have no more fucking chips.
[01:14:54] Cereal chips.
[01:14:59] Oh, bro.
[01:15:01] Whoa!
[01:15:03] No, I...
[01:15:04] Are you kidding?
[01:15:12] come on man the day has been failed I think it always starts with this dude
[01:15:23] and then the coffee guy I'm gonna spend all this money and get cigarettes oh I
[01:15:32] don't have anything ships not in bulk I'll spend it all and then save just
[01:15:42] so I can anticipate the rest.
[01:15:45] That's got, bro, I already know your order, buddy.
[01:15:47] I already know, I already know.
[01:15:54] What do you want, buddy?
[01:15:55] What do you want?
[01:15:58] What do you want?
[01:16:00] There it is, there it is.
[01:16:03] I need two, I need more, oh wait, no, I don't.
[01:16:06] Okay, nice.
[01:16:12] What are you doing?
[01:16:19] Buddy, tell me your fucking order, man!
[01:16:24] Need something bubbly!
[01:16:26] Loud like me!
[01:16:28] One, you all won!
[01:16:32] Okay, okay.
[01:16:37] Three beans.
[01:16:41] want some fresh smokes and a bag of chips
[01:16:48] where did I order a fucking pack of
[01:16:56] cigarettes are you kidding oh my god
[01:17:03] that shit is so expensive the cigarettes
[01:17:07] are designed to fuck your play through
[01:17:09] only available today yeah it's not they are because they're so expensive
[01:17:24] what's that now do you want smoke oh my yo this game is fucking rigged beyond
[01:17:29] belief now they always go towards the item that you don't have on your shelves
[01:17:35] You piece of shit man, I don't have anything.
[01:18:01] I swear this game is fucking rigged man.
[01:18:05] How much money do I have?
[01:18:12] I'm going to set up two of these for this guy.
[01:18:21] Okay.
[01:18:24] Yeah, he was still there.
[01:18:34] he was still there dude alright I thought he left
[01:18:41] he did not leave
[01:18:49] he done asshole
[01:18:54] asshole guy
[01:18:57] Assholes Beach! Assholes Lobby!
[01:19:06] Two cups? Alright. How much are these two cups?
[01:19:11] How much?
[01:19:15] Five bucks? You piece of shite?
[01:19:18] You know what? That's three packs of cigarettes.
[01:19:21] Oh, it's not.
[01:19:26] Two cans of bobbos.
[01:19:28] Where's the jammer guy?
[01:19:31] Where's the fucking jammer guy?
[01:19:33] If this guy asks for cigarettes, I swear to fucking God.
[01:19:37] Candy and chips, thank you.
[01:19:45] Are you kidding?
[01:19:46] I need a dollar.
[01:19:48] If this next guy asks for a coffee, I'm uninstalling.
[01:19:59] Oh, thank you, you fuck. Alright, that's it.
[01:20:04] 25-28.
[01:20:12] Are you kidding?!
[01:20:18] tuna beans tuna all right wow all right we're safe
[01:20:34] what's up I need my full energy and crisp chips there you go save saved all
[01:20:45] Alright, we're gonna need more chips, tuna, beans.
[01:20:50] And so I'm gonna order a fucking hot dog, please.
[01:20:54] Greetings.
[01:20:56] Some toilet paper and a soda.
[01:21:04] Alright, let me get these right here.
[01:21:05] Okay, okay, hold on.
[01:21:08] Got a lot of things here.
[01:21:15] What are you fucking kidding me?
[01:21:19] Something plus tuna plus what the fuck?
[01:21:23] Cigarettes?
[01:21:25] No, cereal?
[01:21:29] Tuna beans.
[01:21:32] Okay, I need to get a little bit of everything.
[01:21:40] Hold on.
[01:21:41] Let me set this up right now.
[01:21:44] Oh, yeah, what up, bro? You're the hot dog. Oh, yo, candy bar, cereal and hot dog with
[01:21:51] mayo. Hot dog with mayo. Insane diet, by the way.
[01:21:57] Extra mayo, boosh. All right. Uh, oh shit, here we go.
[01:22:13] I CAN'T PUT IT BACK!
[01:22:15] Incinerate it.
[01:22:20] How much money?
[01:22:22] My debt, okay.
[01:22:24] Let's get...
[01:22:25] Oh, this is gonna be expensive as shit.
[01:22:27] I might wait.
[01:22:29] Four minutes.
[01:22:30] You know the ships in candy bar?
[01:22:37] I mean, I have $3.30.
[01:22:39] I know buying six packs is better, but it's so expensive.
[01:22:43] oh my god hopefully I can afford all this shit you just want to shut up bro
[01:22:55] what's up man
[01:22:59] last one glissie oh here okay bro he's holding his tummy I waited for your
[01:23:08] shift. Buddy, you've already been here. You forgot. Candy bar, cereal, hot dog. What?
[01:23:19] Didn't he already order this?
[01:23:25] Don't tell me he has dementia. Oh, fuck. He didn't remember he already ordered that.
[01:23:30] two chips oh you're so fucking lucky the stash in the back you're fucking lucky the stash
[01:23:46] in the back had shit oh this kid don't ask for two oh my god
[01:23:53] GIMPS GRIPS!
[01:23:57] Oh fuck.
[01:23:59] Can you wait? You have to wait.
[01:24:03] You have to wait 17 seconds.
[01:24:05] Can you wait 17 seconds?
[01:24:09] 17? Oh my god.
[01:24:11] No.
[01:24:13] Dude, this game is such a rigged piece of shit, man.
[01:24:19] Are you kidding?
[01:24:23] I caught it mid-air!
[01:24:46] You know what?
[01:24:47] Now I know I have...
[01:24:48] Oh, I'm fucking dead.
[01:24:49] Alright, now I'm good.
[01:24:50] Oh, I'm fucking dead.
[01:24:52] Alright, now I'm good.
[01:25:02] For now. For now. Just keep- I'm gonna just keep buying shit.
[01:25:08] Alright, I'm gonna just keep buying shit, bass.
[01:25:14] You fuck. You changed your order?
[01:25:17] You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole.
[01:25:20] Changing the fucking order at the end. I bought this for the future.
[01:25:33] I'm gonna keep buying for now.
[01:25:37] Early on, so I don't have to worry.
[01:25:50] All right stock everything. Maybe yeah, maybe that's what I do. I just go down the list and keep getting solo deliveries of six bags
[01:26:05] Maybe maybe that's what I do, but then the delivery fee is expensive
[01:26:09] I'm at a butchered hand, carryable item, now on order, double, you fuck, you're a maddie!
[01:26:25] It's game over, dude, it's game over!
[01:26:30] The cigarettes are the stupidest fucking thing in this game!
[01:26:37] I can do this, I can do this.
[01:27:05] I can do this.
[01:27:14] Well, fucked it up was the first guy buying a pack of cigarettes.
[01:27:19] He usually buys two coffees.
[01:27:35] What a fuck, what a fuck.
[01:27:37] The other thing is ignoring it and just constantly repa- what if I just keep repairing the glass
[01:27:44] and keep denying them?
[01:27:46] If I know- it does that allow me- if I just quickly repair the glass I could just buy
[01:27:53] time and have some denials.
[01:27:55] It looks like it's five hits until they break it.
[01:28:07] Let me try it out.
[01:28:10] Alright, chips and a candy bar.
[01:28:16] Alright, just buy some cigarettes right now and see what's up.
[01:28:23] of course this guy's gonna ask for if he asks for cigarettes it's GG I mean not
[01:28:32] necessarily I'm stalling oh my god thank you you fuck
[01:28:53] All right, what I meant cold soda all right
[01:29:03] Chips, sweet, want paper and energy.
[01:29:10] Chips, sweet, energy, what the fuck else?
[01:29:25] Other paper?
[01:29:28] Big ass order.
[01:29:31] All right we got triple SIGs, uh two chips, no wait oh no you fucking bitch bro it's
[01:29:44] It's always one fucking item!
[01:29:49] Put the shit down!
[01:29:57] I have to.
[01:30:00] You're kidding.
[01:30:02] You're kidding. You slow fuck.
[01:30:06] Dude!
[01:30:07] Come on, man.
[01:30:10] Restart day six.
[01:30:15] Let's go to day six. We'll go to day six
[01:30:31] Okay, okay
[01:30:35] Our day six, I'm gonna stack six I
[01:30:39] Did a buy a six pack and then I'm chilling
[01:30:41] 37 bucks and I'm chilling. Greetings, get me a tuna can. Okay, okay, wait, what was it,
[01:30:54] 36.18? 40 bucks. Okay, attend customers, later on they're hungry and order more. Give me
[01:31:10] some cigarettes. 48 bucks.
[01:31:17] Alright. Eww!
[01:31:22] Double the fizz.
[01:31:26] Now I can slowly accumulate all the other stuff.
[01:31:30] And never run out.
[01:31:35] energy maybe some energy drinks soon 34 there's a new jump king oh where I don't
[01:31:51] All right, that's cool dude.
[01:31:58] What's up?
[01:31:59] I'm burning, give me a couple cold, uh, a couple cold reds.
[01:32:04] What is a couple you piece of shit to?
[01:32:07] What do you mean?
[01:32:09] Who says a couple?
[01:32:11] If I give you three years, then I'm gonna money!
[01:32:13] Fuck you! Motherfuckers! You should have just given it to him!
[01:32:17] You know whatever, I can withstand it.
[01:32:21] Oh, yeah, the trivia guy.
[01:32:27] You know what?
[01:32:31] I am not going to participate.
[01:32:33] Thank you.
[01:32:36] Shove your gum up your ass.
[01:32:47] Dark copy done.
[01:32:49] Nope.
[01:32:56] Couple!
[01:32:58] Hmm.
[01:32:59] Yeah, that actually makes sense.
[01:33:01] Yeah, couple.
[01:33:02] True. Yes.
[01:33:05] Buddy, can I get some toilet paper?
[01:33:07] There's a couple of-
[01:33:08] Someone says can I get a couple of things?
[01:33:12] Does that always mean two?
[01:33:15] I understand the logic.
[01:33:19] I
[01:33:23] Swear I've heard so it's a couple and so it could be like four of them three of them. I feel like it's kind of
[01:33:35] It's kind of a love of the plot brother, you know what the fucking this shit, buddy
[01:33:41] What the fucking this shit, brother?
[01:33:43] I like it man I like you you give me 10 bucks and yes you don't take my
[01:33:56] supplies
[01:33:59] I just want somebody to jam with.
[01:34:04] Get a jammer, Harry!
[01:34:10] I won't forget.
[01:34:11] Oh fuck.
[01:34:12] Oh fuck.
[01:34:13] Don't move.
[01:34:14] Do not move.
[01:34:15] Oh my god, I thought it was the other guy.
[01:34:16] Motherfucker.
[01:34:17] I thought it was the same guy.
[01:34:18] Oh fuck.
[01:34:19] Oh fuck.
[01:34:20] Oh fuck.
[01:34:21] Oh fuck.
[01:34:22] Oh fuck.
[01:34:23] Oh fuck.
[01:34:24] Oh fuck.
[01:34:25] Don't move.
[01:34:26] Do not move.
[01:34:27] Oh fuck.
[01:34:28] I thought it was the stalker
[01:34:33] I thought it was the stalker. Oh my fucking god
[01:34:40] All right day seven day seven here we go boys
[01:34:45] No restart fired. I am beating this game
[01:34:58] Oh, you're a fucking motherfucker, brother!
[01:35:26] I got a method down and this piece of shit asks for the one thing I'm trying to farm
[01:35:48] Hey, what up, uh, laughter's the fizzy kind
[01:35:52] All right, your chips.
[01:36:02] All right, slowly but surely, I will make this work.
[01:36:09] Ah, dude.
[01:36:15] Ridiculous, ridiculous video game.
[01:36:17] game. This game is literally coded to fuck you. Like it's actually insane. There's no
[01:36:26] illusion. There's no illusion to what they ask for. They ask for exactly what you're
[01:36:33] low on. Now on to order for us give give candy we require energy. Are you talking
[01:36:48] about two items you fuck? Dude are you kidding? Oh but when the kid comes and
[01:36:59] with the smile on his face and he's like candy candy instead of one it means
[01:37:03] two fucking candy bars
[01:37:11] chocolate equals energy
[01:37:16] Whatever bro, what in the fuck is this?
[01:37:27] You know what? Maybe that's a good thing because now he's gonna order...
[01:37:31] He's now gonna order two copies.
[01:37:35] If he orders two copies, day seven is beatable.
[01:37:43] Please.
[01:38:16] Can man, Peter, miss Laka, fuck you bro, you want one?
[01:38:21] What do you mean the can?
[01:38:24] He said the can.
[01:38:34] Alright, we're gonna put a sign that says fucking the English only.
[01:38:37] Alright, I'm done.
[01:38:40] Oh, fucking dead!
[01:38:42] I'm alive.
[01:38:46] restart from day one it's not happening
[01:38:56] all right we got the run this is it no excuse we're here we're here this is the run this
[01:39:11] This game's being beaten right now.
[01:39:16] Alright, doing it, doing it, where did the sigs go?
[01:39:22] I have no idea.
[01:39:25] What?
[01:39:26] Chat, did I not buy cigarettes?
[01:39:28] This fucking game!
[01:39:30] Oh my god, what did you say?
[01:39:34] Two cans?
[01:39:37] All buddy, all buddy.
[01:39:49] Hold energy and sweeten bar.
[01:39:56] I'm gonna keep ordering for now.
[01:40:00] I can't even afford two items.
[01:40:05] Last for cigarettes, bro.
[01:40:09] Kato chips.
[01:40:13] 14.30, one more chips there.
[01:40:25] All right, mustard dog, ketchup dog, and mayo dog.
[01:40:30] Okay, ketchup dog, mustard dog.
[01:40:35] a
[01:40:37] dog
[01:40:42] male
[01:40:58] a soda, toilet paper, and chips
[01:41:05] All right, we're moving, we're organized time.
[01:41:11] All right, some creepy mother fuckers are about to appear.
[01:41:15] Oh, I'm shot!
[01:41:18] Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move,
[01:41:20] we're not scared.
[01:41:27] Okay.
[01:41:30] He's actually a nice guy, he's just misunderstood.
[01:41:33] What up, one candy and chips?
[01:41:39] Okay, four minutes, I have to save.
[01:41:41] But we're gonna get one cigarette,
[01:41:45] being two to chips.
[01:41:54] I'm burning, give me a couple cold reds.
[01:41:57] Okay, a couple means two.
[01:42:00] All right, now I have to save.
[01:42:01] Now, four minutes of pure saving and praying.
[01:42:04] I have all the supplies for these motherfuckers.
[01:42:07] Oh, God.
[01:42:10] A tuna cat and a hot dog?
[01:42:11] No bun.
[01:42:17] What?
[01:42:17] Oh.
[01:42:23] All right, all right, come on.
[01:42:25] Three minutes survival.
[01:42:26] I need 40 bucks.
[01:42:28] I need 40 bucks.
[01:42:29] oh shit just want some fresh get me some smokes in a bag of chips why do you
[01:42:37] smoke no now this guy's gonna ask for two cigarettes
[01:42:45] shit all right I'm scared I'm gonna buy one I think I'll make it I'm scared dude
[01:42:59] I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
[01:43:09] Okay. It's okay.
[01:43:13] Attend to me. What up, man? It's it. It's it. It's it.
[01:43:21] What's my quota at 33 bucks bro one cigarette two minutes 30 I'm scared I do have a second
[01:43:33] though toilet paper toilet paper see you need to okay you can communicate you can communicate
[01:43:47] Damn, I have so many Snickers. Greetings. Toilet paper and esota.
[01:43:54] Oh my god, I hit the quota. Okay, okay. Very nice. Please. Land the plane. Land the
[01:44:05] plane. Oh, bro, yes! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yes, I needed this. I needed
[01:44:13] those $10. Yes. Yes, bro. Yep. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Something tells me that dude's gonna
[01:44:25] show up and ask for three hot dogs. Hold energy in a sweetened bar. I kind of want to buy
[01:44:38] Another cigarette now.
[01:44:48] What up man? What do you need?
[01:44:50] Mustard dog, ketchup dog, Mayo dog. You fuck.
[01:44:55] Damn.
[01:44:59] No! Don't come back!
[01:45:02] Don't come back!
[01:45:04] Do not come back!
[01:45:05] I don't know if I can afford this shit
[01:45:11] Wait a minute. Oh, no, he's gonna come back for another order and I need to buy no
[01:45:22] Oh, they're not bad they're not bad, okay, they're not bad. I thought it was so expensive. He said chips
[01:45:32] I think I'm saved actually I'm okay
[01:45:35] I'm okay. 30 seconds. One more.
[01:45:42] Can't decide what I can of Tuna.
[01:45:48] There it is, boys. Holy shit, I'm owning.
[01:45:57] Completely owning now. Locked in.
[01:46:01] run this. He hit me with the crit cigarette and this but we're good. 64 bucks
[01:46:13] meet the quota money for tomorrow? This is good! Insane day seven actually with
[01:46:24] Excess supplies. Two packs of cigs.
[01:46:30] Actually, winnable.
[01:46:33] Inventory.
[01:46:40] Alright, no one really wants a lot of cereal. It doesn't sell well.
[01:46:46] Um, so now I can burn...
[01:46:49] Wait, wait, wait.
[01:46:51] That's crazy. Let's me burn money and fuck up the math.
[01:46:54] How about I just check out?
[01:46:59] I'm gonna get a pack of six, but it's 37 dollars
[01:47:06] Um
[01:47:09] You live like this why you always judging?
[01:47:14] What do I do get a cleaner from the tools on the provider? Excuse me
[01:47:24] And give me one with mustard
[01:47:31] All right, you gotta wait, bro, you gotta wait
[01:47:38] I just want to get all the tools I'm gonna need them eventually
[01:47:50] Okay, all the tools are here
[01:47:54] You wanted one with mustard.
[01:48:05] Sixteen bucks.
[01:48:09] Eleven.
[01:48:13] There's a plague around here, what about it?
[01:48:19] A monster that takes you to its domain, then you run for your life or face the contagion.
[01:48:24] You got something to cover my skin?
[01:48:28] Right here, man.
[01:48:29] Premium toilet paper.
[01:48:30] Hellfire proof.
[01:48:31] Good luck, man.
[01:48:32] Alright, we gotta make $49.99.
[01:48:33] Let's get these drinks in here.
[01:48:34] What up, man?
[01:48:35] How are you?
[01:48:36] I think I'm in trouble.
[01:48:37] I need a double, double the fizz.
[01:48:38] Double the fizz.
[01:48:39] Double the fizz.
[01:48:40] Double the fizz.
[01:48:41] Double the fizz.
[01:48:42] Double the fizz.
[01:48:43] Double the fizz.
[01:48:44] Double the fizz.
[01:48:45] Double the fizz.
[01:48:46] Double the fizz.
[01:48:47] Double the fizz.
[01:48:48] Double? I need double the fizz?
[01:48:56] Oh shit
[01:49:03] What?
[01:49:08] What is this?
[01:49:13] I'm just a retail worker
[01:49:18] You piece of shit, man. What are you doing, bro? Do you have some cereal? Yes. Five bucks
[01:49:32] for that shit? The guy spawns in and he's in the escape room. A busted liver increasing
[01:49:43] client patience now let us browse your where I don't want upgrades candy all
[01:49:49] right I don't want you fucking upgrade my fuck out of here energy drinks I need
[01:49:57] to get more energy drinks next and then buns oh I thought I moved
[01:50:06] Okay. What do I need? 4-4-4, 3 more chips, always need chips. Hello, behind me? Come
[01:50:22] Come on, you sure fine
[01:50:25] What
[01:50:34] Serial and just serial
[01:50:41] Just serial
[01:50:45] Buddy
[01:50:47] buddy how many do I have three get some more inside a metal shell seed of
[01:51:05] sustenance inside a metal shell seeds of sustenance beans look like seeds
[01:51:16] All right, fuck out of here, bro. Fuck out of here.
[01:51:33] Wab.
[01:51:36] Ships and sweetened candy bar.
[01:51:41] All right, how we doing? Bones, dog, cereal.
[01:51:46] They're here, I need something to cover my wounds.
[01:51:50] Gotcha man.
[01:51:52] Alright, energy drink.
[01:51:56] I might as well leave.
[01:52:00] No, no, I'm not interested, fuck you bro, fuck you.
[01:52:08] That guy's just a traveling gamba.
[01:52:10] That guy's a traveling casino dude.
[01:52:12] There is papal reminder.
[01:52:16] I woke up covered in blood and a bunch of TP, give me four?
[01:52:19] You fucking fuck.
[01:52:21] You trying to bankrupt my shit?
[01:52:26] Dude, it takes forever to make money.
[01:52:35] No!
[01:52:38] Wait!
[01:52:41] Oh.
[01:52:42] I thought it was- I got two things to toilet paper.
[01:53:12] Alright, we gotta start making it to that quota. I have three minutes.
[01:53:16] Everything is now quota related.
[01:53:24] No, hurry up you fuck. I need actual customers. I need to make $30.
[01:53:34] Can I actually make $30 in two minutes and 40?
[01:53:38] if they buy now I need them to buy cigarettes you got chips
[01:53:46] wait I need 50 bucks actually oh fuck
[01:53:54] some coffee oh my god dude I'm not even halfway there two minutes what up man
[01:54:07] hurry up six oh you're kidding you're
[01:54:21] kidding you're kidding you're fucking
[01:54:23] kidding. Hot dog hold the bun. Dude, if this guy asks for two fizzes I'm actually fucked.
[01:54:49] 12 bucks? It's GG dude. It's like a gamble to spend money.
[01:54:54] Some beans?
[01:54:58] Eight bucks? It's literally a gamble if someone asks for soda.
[01:55:17] I'm out.
[01:55:19] tuna please can I get a can I am being drip bed money right now oh fuck I have
[01:55:29] enough you're nice of that give me two hot dogs with everything I can do this
[01:55:35] There you go, there you go, I'll for you, I'll for you.
[01:55:41] Come on.
[01:55:44] Holy shit.
[01:55:52] Oh no, give me cereal.
[01:55:59] I wanna buy a six pack, 49.99.
[01:56:05] Worth.
[01:56:07] Sapsh!
[01:56:11] Save.
[01:56:22] You can fucking wait bitch.
[01:56:24] I'm here for my coffee.
[01:56:35] Alright, feels good.
[01:56:40] Feels good.
[01:56:43] What do I need?
[01:56:44] Okay, tomorrow we need chips, we need cereal, slowly get more beans, coffee.
[01:56:52] I need a coffee bag.
[01:56:54] I need more hot dogs.
[01:56:57] Okay.
[01:57:05] All right, 54.99.
[01:57:10] The Frisian guy's not working just like you.
[01:57:17] Hey yo, fuck you bitch.
[01:57:23] Check the cooling indicator on the indicator.
[01:57:27] Use of screwdriver.
[01:57:30] On the fridge.
[01:57:33] There you go, there you go.
[01:57:46] And that worked fast.
[01:57:49] Alright, I think it's good, I think it's good.
[01:57:56] Real time chill.
[01:57:59] 3 cigarettes.
[01:58:07] You ever seen that bird statue?
[01:58:10] Bro, I literally live here, no.
[01:58:12] I haven't seen anything.
[01:58:17] Okay.
[01:58:18] Survival item, I'll leave you alone.
[01:58:21] I woke up covered in blood.
[01:58:23] I need a bunch of TP.
[01:58:25] Give me 4.
[01:58:27] Bro, good thing I got a bundle for you, dude.
[01:58:31] I think that was sitting in for bird shows up.
[01:58:33] Spray him.
[01:58:35] I think that's what that was.
[01:58:36] Did I just get no money?
[01:58:42] Never. Wait.
[01:58:46] I swear, I just got no money.
[01:58:49] Wait, cleaner, cleaner.
[01:58:51] What?
[01:58:52] He just gave me more cleaner.
[01:58:55] Oh, yeah, I went out.
[01:58:57] What?
[01:59:26] Is that constant?
[01:59:27] What did he say to do?
[01:59:36] Bubbly loud like me.
[01:59:39] 1831.
[01:59:41] What do I need?
[01:59:42] I need two chips.
[01:59:43] Beans, toilet paper.
[01:59:44] Oh, should I need coffee for?
[01:59:58] How about just have this ready to go?
[02:00:01] Right?
[02:00:02] This guy, organs, I don't care.
[02:00:06] And then I need hot dogs later too.
[02:00:14] I prefer having two hands.
[02:00:16] I don't need all that other stuff.
[02:00:21] Candy, we require energy.
[02:00:26] Alright, ten bucks, fifty-four ninety-nine, six minutes on the clock, thirteen bucks.
[02:00:35] What do you got beans that's it
[02:00:47] Just for later might be overkill coffee
[02:00:56] All right, I need beans I need beans. I don't know how much coffee beans are
[02:01:05] At this point you just want to be my fucking friend.
[02:01:12] How can you get all of your parts back anyways?
[02:01:16] I need something to cover my wounds.
[02:01:18] Right, you give this subscription to the shop at this point.
[02:01:26] $6.5 minutes, something smells, a roll, a paper and a no way two packs of cigarettes.
[02:01:33] What?
[02:01:34] Okay, so you want the toilet paper, you fuck?
[02:01:39] Does he want the toilet? I think he corrected himself on the second thing he was going to talk about.
[02:01:47] Or he said no, I mean I just want two packs of cigarettes.
[02:01:52] You fucking fuck, I swear to God.
[02:02:00] Oh my god, I didn't chat, I should...
[02:02:04] Guys, this is...
[02:02:07] I knew it, I knew it.
[02:02:09] I had a feeling he was just correcting the second part of the sentence.
[02:02:30] Well, that's a good order.
[02:02:50] Give me a couple of cold reds.
[02:02:56] All right, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good.
[02:03:09] So when that happens, I think that means that thing appears and I just have to keep spraying it.
[02:03:14] Or...
[02:03:16] I
[02:03:26] Drans degree
[02:03:42] I'll say that thing disappears
[02:03:46] I need something bubbly.
[02:03:51] Alright, what's the money at?
[02:03:54] 651, 3 cigarettes, big order.
[02:03:58] Big order.
[02:04:02] What up, what up?
[02:04:03] Coffee.
[02:04:07] Ah, coffee.
[02:04:08] Oh, God.
[02:04:13] All right
[02:04:21] Okay
[02:04:27] I don't want that shit
[02:04:34] Candy bar, okay
[02:04:39] All right nine bucks
[02:04:43] oh shit this broke again give me a soda
[02:04:55] I do need to get some soda maybe I could do two six packs that's expensive
[02:05:05] 13 bucks
[02:05:13] Oh my god.
[02:05:16] I'm okay.
[02:05:19] I'm okay, I'm okay.
[02:05:22] Uh, I need the paper, paper 2 of.
[02:05:29] Alright.
[02:05:31] 15, 59.
[02:05:43] no dude worst fucking timing on this shit let's get this and now for now
[02:06:03] Trips in a candy bar? Yes. How much time? Six minutes for $54.99.
[02:06:14] Holy crap.
[02:06:31] Two bags of the fatter chain?
[02:06:33] Uh oh.
[02:06:35] Uh oh.
[02:06:37] Oh shit.
[02:06:39] Oh, shit.
[02:06:50] Two human cans and beans twice as well.
[02:06:57] Oh, 21 bucks now? Shit, I should have waited.
[02:07:02] I should have waited.
[02:07:06] I got soda for days.
[02:07:09] I remember you bruh. It's just a matter of remembering to shut that as fast as possible.
[02:07:27] One bag of chips and a copy!
[02:07:36] Alright, I got time.
[02:07:39] Hopefully that was worth it.
[02:07:46] Hopefully.
[02:07:48] I have 17 cents, 4 minutes to grind 54.99, I literally cannot buy anything else.
[02:07:54] I now officially can't buy anything.
[02:07:59] I have to fully save.
[02:08:03] Bro, didn't he save 4 cans?
[02:08:09] Oh my fucking god didn't he say four cans I sold the cleaner. Oh my god
[02:08:24] Fucking god
[02:08:39] come on mind dude mind dude
[02:08:57] Oh
[02:09:14] My dude
[02:09:27] We gotta go fast here.
[02:09:44] Let's get it cold.
[02:10:20] A few men, and some smokes.
[02:10:30] There you go, man.
[02:10:36] I have way too many candy bars.
[02:10:41] Way too many.
[02:10:44] Okay.
[02:10:45] Alright.
[02:10:46] 54 bucks.
[02:10:47] I'm actually going to get...
[02:10:48] Holy shit, that's so expensive.
[02:10:49] Okay.
[02:10:50] Okay.
[02:10:51] Okay.
[02:10:52] Okay.
[02:10:53] Okay.
[02:10:54] Okay.
[02:10:55] Okay.
[02:10:56] Okay.
[02:10:57] Okay.
[02:10:58] Okay.
[02:10:59] Okay.
[02:11:00] Okay.
[02:11:01] Okay.
[02:11:02] Okay.
[02:11:03] Okay.
[02:11:04] Okay.
[02:11:05] Okay.
[02:11:06] Okay.
[02:11:07] Okay.
[02:11:08] Okay.
[02:11:09] Okay.
[02:11:10] Okay.
[02:11:11] hold energy can and energy brew
[02:11:21] what
[02:11:31] I
[02:11:47] All right
[02:11:52] What I'm in toilet paper
[02:11:56] I got you, I got you I got you man
[02:12:07] What happened here, buddy? No, what happened? I'm trying to escape I need to get back to my family
[02:12:17] Okay, so what now?
[02:12:19] Don't think it's possible how you could get all your parts back.
[02:12:27] Buddy, just buy the toilet paper and go let your day.
[02:12:34] Yes.
[02:12:43] I need a six-packy human.
[02:12:48] Maybe I 15 bucks and then I chill and do five minutes of making money.
[02:13:04] I get away. Good evening, file of paper and some soda.
[02:13:11] No, I didn't notice!
[02:13:18] Are you fucking kidding, man? What the fuck? Why is it not working?
[02:13:30] Are you kidding right now? Are you fucking kidding?
[02:13:36] Did I not just fix it? Did the power go out?
[02:13:40] Is it over?
[02:13:41] Tell me this is cold enough.
[02:13:48] Oh, it was cold enough, thank god.
[02:13:51] That was so annoying.
[02:13:52] Usually it doesn't take that long.
[02:13:59] Oof!
[02:14:01] Alright, two cold red ones.
[02:14:06] Alright.
[02:14:07] Four minutes.
[02:14:08] Ten bucks.
[02:14:09] Ten bucks I need forty four dollars
[02:14:22] Some chips and a human energy
[02:14:31] Yeah, these are not cooling fast
[02:14:33] 16 bucks? Oh, I'm a little worried. Four minutes.
[02:14:40] No, no, no, get away, get away, get away, get away.
[02:14:47] I'm gonna win, get away.
[02:14:51] Three, sixteen, seventy-two? Uh-oh.
[02:14:56] I hope that we solve ash and humiline's vitality.
[02:14:59] Cool down!
[02:15:07] Maybe I get...
[02:15:11] 33 bucks.
[02:15:14] Let's get a six-pack.
[02:15:15] Let's get the six-pack and then I'll save.
[02:15:23] Alright, man.
[02:15:24] Two hot dogs, don't give me the carbs.
[02:15:27] Gacha, man, gacha.
[02:15:29] These are fresh, bro, these are fresh.
[02:15:34] These are fresh, my dude, my doodle, the freshest dogs in hell.
[02:15:40] There you go, freshest doaches.
[02:15:49] chips candy what what an order energy drinks
[02:16:10] oh here comes fucking hot dog two hot dogs with everything but I'm mad I
[02:16:18] I started carrying these hot dogs because of you.
[02:16:22] You're the number one customer.
[02:16:24] Number one, you.
[02:16:26] You're the guy.
[02:16:28] You really, you do the good shit.
[02:16:32] Number one.
[02:16:38] Oh, yes.
[02:16:38] Thank you.
[02:16:39] Thank you, bro.
[02:16:40] $10.
[02:16:42] $3.10.
[02:16:47] Single-handedly clutches the business
[02:16:53] Assuming I can find the last two
[02:16:57] Oh god, I don't know
[02:17:04] Okay, it looks like I'll meet my quota. I just have to hope someone doesn't order some dumb shit
[02:17:12] Beans soda cigarettes
[02:17:15] Beans?
[02:17:29] Are you fucking kidding me? Wasn't that everything?
[02:17:38] I put the cereal that way it wasn't cigarettes it was cereal. Oh my god
[02:17:45] What the fuck?
[02:17:49] I thought it was cigarettes!
[02:18:03] Fuck the supplies. I'm repairing the window.
[02:18:08] Fuck the supplies.
[02:18:12] I'm repairing the window.
[02:18:15] 30 bucks gone right into it, just spread the fucking window, holy shit.
[02:18:44] Mm-mm
[02:18:53] One more what I meant how many fizzies how many fizzies bro
[02:19:14] There it is, fixed.
[02:19:37] Our access for alias we need paper.
[02:19:45] All right, very nice.
[02:19:49] Fixed and saved.
[02:19:53] Another one of you.
[02:19:55] Another one.
[02:19:57] We're safer a little bit.
[02:20:03] Oh, this is very early for hot dogs.
[02:20:07] I have no chips. I might need an order and then hope this guy usually doesn't want chips
[02:20:24] Give me a soda cold for my wounds
[02:20:37] Oh, you just have to wait.
[02:20:52] You can't really kill that thing.
[02:20:54] This guy, more coffee, bro?
[02:21:00] Two cups?
[02:21:01] I'm gonna wait, I need to buy more here.
[02:21:13] I'm just gonna leave the screwdriver here because it's the only place for you to use
[02:21:17] it.
[02:21:18] Uh-oh.
[02:21:19] Uh-oh.
[02:21:24] What is this filler shit right now?
[02:21:36] What the fuck out of here, bro?
[02:21:42] Order chips now?
[02:21:45] I should have ordered when he left, I wasted that order.
[02:22:03] Are you fucking kidding, I'm blind.
[02:22:13] oh my god I literally don't see it and this dumb piece of shit is right here
[02:22:25] where
[02:22:28] that was close that was very close that was very very close I just got chips in
[02:22:49] same timing. Yeah, good thing he does five years to search. It's true.
[02:22:56] It's true.
[02:23:19] Okay
[02:23:26] Um, let's get...
[02:23:36] Wait for this guy, wait for this guy.
[02:24:06] Let me see. Fuck this six pack. Copy. Buns.
[02:24:23] I need double the fizz.
[02:24:29] Okay, now I have to just save.
[02:24:34] Oh my god, I got buns instead of fucking hot dogs, it might be Gigi.
[02:25:00] Whoa!
[02:25:01] I thought I died.
[02:25:06] Goddamn, pal.
[02:25:11] Sending you through there.
[02:25:16] Hey, soda, human, uh, both cold.
[02:25:21] Okay.
[02:25:26] Okay, I have an idea.
[02:25:30] Okay, I have enough.
[02:25:36] I want three dogs, of course!
[02:25:40] This fuck.
[02:25:49] What did he say? Three dogs with what?
[02:25:57] I'm dead.
[02:25:58] I'm dead he gives you two minutes holy shit I clutched
[02:26:08] Is that tuna?
[02:26:32] 30 bucks?
[02:26:33] Oh, shit.
[02:26:34] Oh, shit.
[02:26:35] Shit, I can't buy anything
[02:26:49] No, I think it might be over I have nothing
[02:26:54] What what the fuck is the M monster no, that's human
[02:27:08] I think I'm fucked
[02:27:21] 20 seconds dude get someone buy cigarettes
[02:27:37] Oh my god, come on, I need a $10 purchase?
[02:27:50] Oh, this guy, I think I have protein, how much?
[02:27:57] No, it's not enough.
[02:28:04] Oh my god.
[02:28:11] Wow.
[02:28:12] It was enough.
[02:28:14] Wow.
[02:28:19] 0.03 cents.
[02:28:24] Day 10.
[02:28:29] Uh oh.
[02:28:33] There you go.
[02:28:46] Bitch, I already got him bro, you want your cup?
[02:29:02] I don't know how many days there are, I have no idea.
[02:29:10] I need something bubbly!
[02:29:25] So hungry girl out here, don't get her angry, you'll have a new enemy, you've been warned, give me a soda, cold for my wounds.
[02:29:32] Okay, I'm gonna buy some packs.
[02:29:38] Let's just do a drink pack.
[02:29:53] Oh my god, I need drinks.
[02:29:56] Shit.
[02:29:58] Uh oh, she's gonna be hungry.
[02:30:08] Free candy?
[02:30:09] Sure.
[02:30:10] It said don't make her angry, I don't know.
[02:30:19] I have excess bars.
[02:30:21] Hey, Oak! Hold up, Oak!
[02:30:27] Four cans!
[02:30:31] Buddy!
[02:30:34] My customers are gonna be very pleased!
[02:30:37] My customers are gonna be very pleased!
[02:30:39] They got the fucking dunes and there's no fucking dunes!
[02:30:41] They're pleased, you man!
[02:30:47] What about that?
[02:30:51] I
[02:31:09] Here we go, okay
[02:31:21] I'll come a copy.
[02:31:51] I do need some cigarettes, oh this guy, toilet, paper, okay, easy, I can, we can do that,
[02:32:00] we can arrange that, 7 bucks and I need 60 bucks with not a lot of time left, oh shit
[02:32:16] Man, I need everything.
[02:32:24] Oh.
[02:32:28] Oh.
[02:32:33] Do I do it?
[02:32:34] I'm desperate.
[02:32:35] Oh, fuck.
[02:32:37] Fine.
[02:32:39] Ah, fuck!
[02:32:46] How many posters are there in the store? Fuck you!
[02:32:54] I want to say two.
[02:33:13] Wow.
[02:33:16] Oh god, I'll have two of these, dude.
[02:33:29] It might be over.
[02:33:35] Oh, here we go again.
[02:33:48] I swear that was the exit behind me.
[02:34:02] Oh no no.
[02:34:09] Mayo dog.
[02:34:12] Don't eat this all at once.
[02:34:22] Got buns, candy bars, cereal.
[02:34:27] Oh bro!
[02:34:28] Thank you man, thank you.
[02:34:30] OK.
[02:34:46] Are you kidding?
[02:34:47] Are you kidding?
[02:34:49] It fucking glitched, and he hit my shit.
[02:35:00] 26 no we're foogling
[02:35:07] I'm not thinking of it a second this thing randomly takes five fucking
[02:35:30] the years. Oh my god. I think this is cold enough. Apparently it is. Three minutes to
[02:35:48] make 60 bucks and pray I have everything.
[02:36:18] two minutes tell me I have an approaching for this guy
[02:36:41] Okay, uh, tuna hot dog.
[02:36:54] 30 bucks, two minutes, no way.
[02:36:58] I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to do this
[02:37:00] with all this filler bullshit.
[02:37:02] Now this stupid fucking bird.
[02:37:05] There's no way, man. There's no way. There's no way. I either don't have enough supplies
[02:37:16] or something else. A hot cup and a cold energy?
[02:37:41] Are you serious four bags dude what a joke man
[02:38:05] You know what she still gives the money I can tank the hits
[02:38:22] Ten bucks and 30 seconds
[02:38:27] Of course, it's this fuck
[02:38:35] What?
[02:38:44] I made it, I made it.
[02:39:02] All good, it's fine, it's fine, I tanked.
[02:39:05] Tanked.
[02:39:09] I wonder if I'm forever fucked in the eye.
[02:39:19] No way you play the whole game like this, thank god.
[02:39:24] Alright, 20 bucks and nothing.
[02:39:30] Someone looking for freebies around here?
[02:39:32] Spray him with the cleaner in the face, okay.
[02:39:39] It really burns the flesh.
[02:39:43] Okay, I need chips.
[02:39:45] Dude, I need everything.
[02:39:48] Chips, soda, toilet paper, cigarettes.
[02:39:57] Buddy, I don't need cleaners.
[02:40:00] This guy just keeps giving me- Yo, no more- No more cleaner! Give me money!
[02:40:07] This guy's soft at scanning me.
[02:40:13] He thinks- He thinks we're friends so he- I'm not gonna mind.
[02:40:16] Motherfucker!
[02:40:17] I got one foot in the hellfire!
[02:40:20] I don't think you can sell the cleaner to the crow. I tried checking it out and he doesn't take it
[02:40:37] The worst place horrible
[02:40:44] Okay
[02:40:46] That's not maybe, maybe.
[02:40:50] Double the fizz.
[02:40:54] I do need cigarettes, too.
[02:41:02] Yikes, I can't afford two packs.
[02:41:06] Yeah, you can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks.
[02:41:10] I can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks.
[02:41:19] Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
[02:41:23] Double pack of cigarettes.
[02:41:27] Are you fucking kidding?
[02:41:29] Chat, did I not have two?
[02:41:32] Did I not have two? Am I tripping?
[02:41:37] Did I have two?
[02:41:39] I had one the whole time?
[02:41:44] Oh fuck, I could buy one with a fast delivery expedited.
[02:41:57] Okay, GG.
[02:41:59] GG.
[02:42:00] Unless you can wait 10 seconds.
[02:42:09] I'll make it, I'll make it.
[02:42:16] He actually waits, he waits a while.
[02:42:20] He randomly waits a while.
[02:42:39] Roll the toilet paper, let me see.
[02:42:45] God damn, Hulk.
[02:42:48] You need a switch back.
[02:42:52] Is someone laughing?
[02:42:57] Chad, this is cereal, right?
[02:43:05] Was that cereal?
[02:43:08] That guy always fucks me up.
[02:43:14] I can't understand, but you guys understand.
[02:43:21] I heard somebody.
[02:43:33] How much is this? A dollar?
[02:43:45] Uh oh. I'm slowly running out of coffee.
[02:43:53] What the hell?
[02:44:00] Ahhhh!
[02:44:03] Fuck outta here bro!
[02:44:21] Where did I put the...
[02:44:24] Give me two cans of bubbles.
[02:44:36] 27 bucks, one pack of cig.
[02:44:40] Two pack of cigs.
[02:44:44] I need some beans.
[02:44:48] Two bars of sweet.
[02:44:54] how much time? six minutes?
[02:45:01] this guy right now
[02:45:04] okay
[02:45:07] I don't have any cash
[02:45:10] you're lucky I'm nice
[02:45:13] you're lucky
[02:45:18] candy, soda, chips, TP
[02:45:21] Uh, alright, I'm saving the rest. Sugar bars.
[02:45:28] Bottle hole. Okay, we're good.
[02:45:39] You have a hundred chips? I know, but yeah.
[02:45:43] I got five minutes. Oh, shit.
[02:45:47] All right, all right, all right, all right. I actually need to get a six pack
[02:45:57] What? No, I failed. That was so expensive. That was such an expensive fail. I think I threw.
[02:46:12] Yeah, what is that human and cereal was that human and cereal
[02:46:30] No, I need two expensive things
[02:46:42] Hold on boys, I gotta take such a big shit. Hold on, give me 10 minutes.
[02:47:12] you
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[02:55:42] you
[02:56:12] All right, I'm sorry about that, people.
[02:56:32] All right. Here we go. Oh, is this guy Brace? I want to beat this game. I just don't know
[02:56:55] how long this game is. It's getting to the point where it's like, I don't know if it
[02:57:06] is infinite. I think there is an ending because they, it seems like there is an ending. It's
[02:57:13] not endless and that's a good haul of shit right there
[02:57:26] I
[02:57:36] Oh should I have no coffee? Oh shit. It's so expensive dude. I have no money
[02:57:49] How much time three minutes
[02:57:56] I swear something just buzzed.
[02:58:07] Ships and coffee? Oh, shit.
[02:58:17] I can't- I can't buy anything now. I can't buy shit.
[02:58:21] Ah, cigarettes. Oh my god.
[02:58:26] I have enough. What up? Give me a candy bar and chips. That is in the order. You should get the hot dogs.
[02:58:34] You guys are dwindling my regular supplies and I have no money.
[02:58:40] And I think one hit and they break the fucking thing.
[02:58:44] Oh my god.
[02:58:48] What have I done?
[02:58:54] Smokes and a bag of chips.
[02:58:59] 25 bucks?
[02:59:05] I'm worried about the situation at hand.
[02:59:10] Very worried.
[02:59:12] Why are you going after my candy bar? Oh my I have to buy more.
[02:59:23] No. I have no money bro I got a minute. Two beans tuna.
[02:59:35] please no candy bars no more no more no more no more no more no more
[02:59:48] nevermore I swear this guy just stalls and does nothing oh my god no candy no
[02:59:55] candy four okay I could I could buy a six pack I don't think it's worth it
[03:00:25] No! Dude, this fucking game, man. I swear to God. I swear to God. I don't know how much
[03:00:39] Which time I have, I'm literally blind.
[03:00:43] Twenty seconds.
[03:00:52] Ah, Gigi. What a fucking joke.
[03:00:56] What a joke.
[03:01:09] Pop dog with mustard and ketchup also
[03:01:26] What
[03:01:29] They called soda I just sold you my screwdriver, so yeah
[03:01:36] Yeah. Okay.
[03:01:42] Wow. Alright then.
[03:01:47] That sucks. I think it's G.J. here.
[03:01:52] Yep. Come on, man!
[03:01:55] Gigi go next
[03:02:15] I tried so hard in getting this far, in the end of all times.
[03:02:45] What do you guys think? Do I do another one? I don't know how I don't know how long this
[03:02:50] game is. I just like what is the last day? Is it actually 15 days? If it's 15 days I'll
[03:03:08] I'll do it. I'm close.
[03:03:15] All right.
[03:03:32] 20 bucks.
[03:03:33] Beans, toilet paper,
[03:03:36] ships.
[03:03:38] Beans, olapipan, jeeps.
[03:03:45] Great starting motherfucker, great starting piece of shit, you're a motherfucker, you're
[03:04:04] great starting piece of shit. You're a motherfucker, bro. You're a motherfucker, bro.
[03:04:09] Alright.
[03:04:41] But then she probably hits the glass and my glass is like on the verge of death
[03:04:52] Sure, I got it
[03:05:02] Fresh bag pal fresh bag
[03:05:11] fresh bag brother actually put these in now
[03:05:26] this guy always wants it too I always want to set up a fizz
[03:05:33] what do you want man you want the two fizz?
[03:05:57] some beans
[03:06:03] If he just fucking grabbed the cleaner, he's just yoinked the cleaner from me.
[03:06:21] Uh, beans? Oh, it's expensive as shit. All right.
[03:06:35] Uh, is that 30 bucks?
[03:07:02] 37 I guess six pack, but it's rough
[03:07:09] I don't know if I should risk that
[03:07:27] Where's the last one brother
[03:07:32] I've just spent so much on...
[03:07:42] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[03:07:52] I miss seeing the amount of supplies, oh you're back already?
[03:08:20] I need everything and double the fizz double the fizz
[03:08:33] Oh my
[03:08:42] Tell me I ordered that in time
[03:08:50] I think I ordered it in time.
[03:08:57] Soda and a candy bar.
[03:08:59] You're gonna have to wait, man.
[03:09:04] You're gonna have to wait.
[03:09:13] Hold enough.
[03:09:26] Did I not order?
[03:09:32] Nice to see you, two dogs with everything.
[03:09:41] What the fuck?
[03:09:59] Am I missing something?
[03:10:02] Why isn't it ordering?
[03:10:11] Get these in fast, get these in fast.
[03:10:36] Oh shit, candy, candy.
[03:10:43] Okay, dude, okay.
[03:10:53] If that shit hits you twice, you fucking die, by the way.
[03:10:56] I thought it was just cosmetic.
[03:10:58] Oh my god!
[03:11:21] You would order that.
[03:11:22] You would.
[03:11:23] You would.
[03:11:24] You're gonna have to wait.
[03:11:26] My guy's about to deliver it.
[03:11:47] What the call a fat piece of shit, huh? Yeah, fat piece of shit?
[03:11:56] You need more hands no, I don't
[03:12:09] This one's ice cold
[03:12:16] snarls what I do one I need to set it out
[03:12:34] All right, boom, boom.
[03:12:38] Okay, I have a good amount of supplies right now.
[03:12:50] Four chips.
[03:12:51] I need beans and toilet paper.
[03:12:54] What about that?
[03:12:56] What's that about?
[03:13:01] That there's a guy?
[03:13:06] Alright.
[03:13:10] How much for...
[03:13:15] Candy?
[03:13:20] Alright what did I need? Toilet paper? Is that all coming?
[03:13:25] Shut the shit up street.
[03:13:27] Ah, gimme just one.
[03:13:43] What the hell man, I was waiting.
[03:13:55] 15 bucks.
[03:14:08] Three candy.
[03:14:10] Alright, I should be good now.
[03:14:25] coffee and cigarettes fuck I need cigarettes 17 bucks by the way
[03:14:47] oh really you want spokes
[03:14:55] This fucking sucks, man. I have everything but the most expensive item is just too, too
[03:15:10] much. I may have gotten too many.
[03:15:20] I thought he aggored me.
[03:15:28] Okay, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
[03:15:47] Okay, I really, really need to get, uh, oh you're such a fuck.
[03:16:00] Double expedite, oh my god, I'm gonna fail.
[03:16:12] It sucks man, this sucks.
[03:16:42] Okay, five minutes.
[03:16:49] What?!
[03:16:54] It was a candy bar!
[03:16:57] That's so stupid!
[03:16:58] Chat, what the fuck?
[03:17:03] And chip?
[03:17:08] I don't know how to fucking read.
[03:17:37] Oh, the paper and cereal?
[03:17:46] Yeah, is that cereal or coffee?
[03:17:53] Shit.
[03:17:55] Oh, fuck, 18, 4...
[03:18:13] Okay.
[03:18:23] Okay.
[03:18:27] Okay.
[03:18:31] Okay.
[03:18:35] Okay.
[03:18:39] Okay.
[03:18:43] Three minutes 38.
[03:18:47] Okay.
[03:18:51] I need one more of those.
[03:19:14] Damn, I gotta get a bag.
[03:19:18] Oh, I think I have hot dogs.
[03:19:36] Oh my god, I don't have hot dogs.
[03:19:46] Serial two of Eons, right?
[03:20:16] What am I missing? Fuck me, wasn't there one other thing over cereal?
[03:20:29] Hot dogs. Oh yeah, it's not in that menu.
[03:20:46] I have to buy another one.
[03:20:56] I have to spend 10 bucks on a new screwdriver.
[03:21:09] What do you want, what do you want better drinking and smoking some what do you mean a bitter
[03:21:24] drink coffee I time 40 seconds GG what time flew oh my god this game I think this
[03:21:47] This game is fucked on my end, because...
[03:22:05] Of course, buddy. This guy's here just to stall.
[03:22:47] I don't know what to do with it.
[03:23:13] Ah.
[03:23:26] Needs to be more efficient from day one, I know.
[03:23:31] I know.
[03:23:43] I could go for another, um, I don't have enough shit actually.
[03:24:03] I could go for a repair.
[03:24:10] You're crazy if you think I'm gonna start from day one, this game's a stolen piece of shit half the time.
[03:24:40] All right, bubble.
[03:24:41] I'm going to need the coffee bag.
[03:24:47] What if I didn't get the coffee bag?
[03:24:54] I'm going to need the coffee bag.
[03:25:04] I'm gonna need the coffee bag.
[03:25:09] What if I deny all the cigarettes?
[03:25:12] I had- oh my god, what if there's a shred?
[03:25:15] You probably- maybe you save more money if you deny all the cigarette users.
[03:25:22] And don't buy any cigarettes.
[03:25:26] And just tank the hits.
[03:25:31] I'll repair it in two dollars and then I won't sell cigarettes anymore.
[03:25:47] You f**king bitch!
[03:25:49] Of course now you want f**king cigarettes, you piece of sh**.
[03:25:53] If I give them one thing, actually it's okay.
[03:25:55] It's okay.
[03:25:56] What if I do this?
[03:26:01] And then I'll repair it. Who gives a fuck?
[03:26:04] Repared. And now I'll tank all the cigarette people.
[03:26:07] Unless this game's a piece of shit, which I think it is, and it's just gonna keep spamming me.
[03:26:13] It's gonna keep spamming me with cigarette users.
[03:26:17] And that's how this game works.
[03:26:19] The problem with this loop is, it feels like you feel it. You feel the bullshit.
[03:26:24] Because it needs to stall you. That's the difficulty.
[03:26:28] I need something to clean myself the illusion of bullshitter is there
[03:26:35] because you know the item you have the least of they're gonna target yep yep
[03:26:43] whatever I hope this guy doesn't want toilet paper
[03:26:53] All right, 1380.
[03:27:00] Again.
[03:27:07] I
[03:27:29] Did that not say dude
[03:27:37] I suck. I suck.
[03:27:40] I'm drawing. Literally drawing.
[03:27:44] Literally fucking drawing.
[03:27:54] Literally drawing right now.
[03:28:07] See, I could technically give her coffee and get a little money and just skimp out on
[03:28:34] the cigarettes or it doesn't matter that works to believe that for the other guy
[03:28:40] it's cigarettes
[03:28:46] ships
[03:29:34] All right, so far the strat's working until it's just gonna be a combo breaker of like
[03:29:45] five cigarettes.
[03:29:48] Beans.
[03:29:50] I do need Poppy.
[03:30:04] Too much soda.
[03:30:17] You're kidding.
[03:30:24] Not GG, not GG, it's okay.
[03:30:43] Not GG. It's okay. It's okay. It was a six pack
[03:31:13] dude this fucking game dude this fucking game for cereals you asshole
[03:31:43] What up, dudes?
[03:32:09] Alright, the amount of soda I have is abysmal.
[03:32:13] I got two minutes 42 and I need god damn it I don't have enough this might be
[03:32:33] GG
[03:32:36] Soda and tuna
[03:32:43] Two minutes, and I have no cereal I could order one, but I don't want to spend the five bucks
[03:32:51] Please tell me you're getting hot dogs two bags of chips
[03:32:57] Why are you on a diet man? You are the reason I'm buying fucking hot dog shit. And now he
[03:33:04] does it while hot dogs anymore? I need two hot dogs, I'll give you the cards. Perfect.
[03:33:27] I don't know I have a minute 30 to hope no one bit. Oh my god. I am so low on some supplies
[03:33:42] that it's like a 50-50 gg thank you man buy more I might make it this is so risky
[03:33:59] Oh
[03:34:07] Follow pepper and chips
[03:34:23] Get the fuck out of here I need to make 20 bucks
[03:34:26] get the fuck out of here these stalling shits they do nothing oh don't be a
[03:34:33] cigarette guy come on oh dude this fucking game whoever caught in this game
[03:34:41] you're a fucking asshole all right designed to fuck you up man you can
[03:34:46] literally the problem with this game is you can feel your set you can feel the
[03:34:50] game fucking you as you play it then the illusion is that you can feel the loop
[03:35:08] there should be one more customer I made it after restart
[03:35:15] Come on, man!
[03:36:45] I don't know chat what do you what do you guys think?
[03:37:15] I'm not starting on day one, bro. I refuse to start on day one. We're literally an end game.
[03:37:27] This is actual end game. I'm gonna do the same thing and ignore the cigarette users.
[03:37:42] Same thing. Ignore the cigarette users.
[03:37:56] This fuck. You ask for Cuatro sodas? You bitch-ass? And you have to wait.
[03:38:01] Crack head, motherfucker. You have to wait.
[03:38:05] These two aren't gonna be cold as well.
[03:38:12] These ones aren't cold!
[03:38:18] Oh, he doesn't care, okay.
[03:38:32] Oh, you bag.
[03:38:42] Buddy, but I don't have time to talk, man, I don't have time to talk.
[03:38:49] What do you need?
[03:38:50] Two cans of bubbles.
[03:38:52] Dad, this is why I bought a bunch of soda.
[03:38:56] This guy's a piece of shit.
[03:38:57] Where were you the last match?
[03:38:59] I'm gonna give you the whole freezer.
[03:39:06] Alright, next is gonna be toilet paper and more cans.
[03:39:21] Ships and smokes
[03:39:33] Ambience
[03:39:36] What I meant it's candy, okay
[03:39:43] All right now I need to focus on all I may have thrown the run because I have to focus on repairing now
[03:39:51] Two hot dogs with everything.
[03:40:04] I need eight bucks.
[03:40:09] Four cups of coffee.
[03:40:14] The stupid fucking thing.
[03:40:17] A dollar.
[03:40:19] I need I need to do one really good purchase
[03:40:24] This kid I think I have everything for him
[03:40:29] You men
[03:40:33] Damn I need so much shit
[03:40:49] Dude, she's literally glitching all my shit right now.
[03:40:58] I swear my bag of chips just flew out.
[03:41:07] What was the order?
[03:41:19] I'm sorry.
[03:41:26] No Smokes.
[03:41:31] We are money.
[03:41:38] Uh, excuse me?
[03:41:45] me I know I'm not doing any smokes I need hot dogs
[03:41:56] All right, we're good on the repair, what do I need, what do I need?
[03:42:12] Okay, chips, toilet paper, what else?
[03:42:18] Triple order, hot dog, chips, toilet paper, chips, toilet paper, hot dog.
[03:42:25] Not him for her.
[03:42:28] It'd be amazing if it saved the damn order, but that's too much to ask.
[03:42:41] Too much.
[03:42:43] I'll make out the right stuff.
[03:42:48] No!
[03:42:50] The cleaner's on the other side!
[03:42:54] are you kidding are you fucking kidding dude where is the cleaner oh my god
[03:43:00] this fucking game oh my god this game is so fucking bad what an annoying piece
[03:43:11] of shit game dude
[03:43:24] That was such a good attempt.
[03:43:54] Okay, I'm always leaving the cleaner up here.
[03:44:01] From now on, cleaners right here.
[03:44:04] Right here.
[03:44:05] a wheeled.
[03:45:05] I'm gonna buy another one.
[03:45:15] Candy.
[03:45:20] 15 bucks.
[03:45:27] 15 bucks.
[03:45:45] Alright, I'm gonna repair, and now we're not selling cigarettes anymore. We're done selling cigarettes.
[03:45:51] We're officially done with SIGs, all done now.
[03:45:58] No more.
[03:46:08] I need beans and toilet paper, and hopefully no one wants a shit ton of toilet paper.
[03:46:13] And a screwdriver.
[03:46:17] Oh
[03:46:21] If someone asks for two that's gonna suck don't ask for a broad double candy double candy, please
[03:46:26] Okay, that works. I
[03:46:30] Could get up it's too expensive
[03:46:47] six
[03:46:58] six
[03:47:17] Aw, you fuck.
[03:47:22] Alright, I need toilet paper and beans.
[03:47:31] Right, that's it.
[03:47:33] Toilet paper, beans, soda.
[03:47:38] What do you want?
[03:47:46] You gotta wait 10 seconds oh really you fucking asshole
[03:48:08] Well you shop here every day why do you like this
[03:48:16] But I'm mad. My favorite customer.
[03:48:24] Free shower every day.
[03:48:46] one catch up one master
[03:49:16] There it is.
[03:49:18] I'll catch up.
[03:49:37] What happened? I need plain beans and paper.
[03:49:40] 21, 5 minutes left.
[03:49:49] Um, I need...
[03:49:54] hold energy and a brew.
[03:50:04] Okay.
[03:50:19] Do I get hot dogs?
[03:50:22] Hot dogs and coffee?
[03:50:24] And now I just praise you I have enough stuff for everybody and I have to like micro buy shit
[03:50:42] I got a micro buy shit now
[03:50:54] YEEEAH!
[03:50:55] Okay, skills.
[03:51:01] Hold on, uh, okay, so I wonder if it's worth giving him a human?
[03:51:10] Yeah, because I still get 20 bucks, so he still pays for it.
[03:51:16] So he's gonna hit it no matter what, but I still get paid.
[03:51:22] Okay, here comes the stupid fuck.
[03:51:29] Oh my god, three times, three times.
[03:51:38] Better pay me for these later.
[03:51:42] Someone's gonna ask for four rolls of toilet paper, I know.
[03:51:51] You can't kill her, you can just spray it a kite.
[03:52:21] Now I need a wrench for the coffee maker. Yikes. Please don't break. It looks like the pressure
[03:52:32] is fine. Two minutes thirty, thirty seven dollars. Bars are sweet. Uh oh. I want to do it. I might
[03:52:43] I need a drip bead, like spend nine bucks on items.
[03:52:47] Oh, no.
[03:52:53] I could do, maybe I do one order
[03:52:56] of soda energy toilet paper.
[03:53:10] I could also just deny and save.
[03:53:13] But it's gonna be tanking like four heads.
[03:53:27] Oh shit.
[03:53:28] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
[03:53:32] Couple of reds.
[03:53:38] What if I just stall strategy I'm gonna stall the timer I'm gonna get hit here
[03:54:00] Yeah, sure sure easy easy thank you man 10 bucks
[03:54:26] I need one more.
[03:54:40] I made it.
[03:54:41] I made it.
[03:54:43] I made it.
[03:54:47] Stall it.
[03:54:48] I'll give him chips.
[03:54:49] All right, we're good.
[03:54:52] We're good.
[03:54:53] We're good.
[03:54:54] survived. I shouldn't have held. Oh, sorry, I gotta check out, bro. Oh, sorry, really,
[03:55:09] fuck oh my god holy shit get ready I'm expecting my cigarettes and a coffee buddy
[03:55:32] I don't know if you're getting that shit right now, bro. Hold on. I'm gonna buy two of these.
[03:55:39] How much time do you have, you fuck? All right, you got time?
[03:55:45] I don't have a wrench! Dude, you're a little motherfucker, aren't you, dude? You're a piece of shit, aren't you, huh?
[03:55:55] Huh?
[03:55:59] Take this so I can get money for a rent.
[03:56:25] You're not the waitist I can do it. You're not the wait.
[03:56:32] See that? Ask her. Fold one.
[03:56:45] I'm lost? Where am I?
[03:56:49] That's me way out of here. That's what I'm saying!
[03:56:51] What is this place? Is it a store?
[03:56:55] Can I have some candy?
[03:57:01] Alicia paid.
[03:57:05] What's the quota?
[03:57:09] 64.99. Two chips.
[03:57:13] Quick tip.
[03:57:17] He'll appear as other customers pay attention to how he talks pick him right up by pressing the red button
[03:57:24] I'm burning get me a couple of cold red ones
[03:57:31] Six fucking dollars I
[03:57:36] Need to get a six pack so I don't have money
[03:57:38] Oh god today dude this game is gonna oh shit this day is gonna be so difficult this day
[03:57:52] Today's gonna be so difficult dude, what the fuck?
[03:58:02] Chef walked! Chef walked!
[03:58:10] Not necessarily.
[03:58:15] Wait.
[03:58:22] Are you kidding me?
[03:58:34] Last time?
[03:59:09] Okay, here's some chips.
[03:59:19] Oh fuck, oh fuck.
[03:59:23] Wait, can you tell my little bitch?
[03:59:39] This isn't good. This is not good, bro. This is not good!
[03:59:56] I just stock these bro save some for the other customers you bitch
[04:00:55] I would, but this guy is such a scum-ass piece of shit, he's gonna ask some dumbass question, like, what color is the ground?
[04:01:02] No, no, no, no, no...
[04:01:25] okay okay all right all right all right
[04:01:45] what happened
[04:01:55] Come on, man.
[04:02:16] That's the way.
[04:02:25] I
[04:02:41] Buddy i'm not doing your fucking bullshit
[04:02:47] Oh, oh you're a customer now there you go man
[04:03:25] by the way
[04:03:38] Are you kidding me
[04:03:55] I
[04:04:04] Wounded for the rest of the time
[04:04:14] No, you're fake
[04:04:20] 16 bucks got jack shit
[04:04:25] 20 bucks! I have to get a lawn everything dude. Someone's gonna ask for too much cereal.
[04:04:50] Okay. I have like just enough stuff.
[04:04:58] Two candies and a soda.
[04:05:01] Nooooooooo. Can you wait?
[04:05:11] Expedited.
[04:05:13] Okay.
[04:05:15] Oh
[04:06:15] What do we do here, boys?
[04:06:35] What do we do here?
[04:06:38] I'm not playing Jump King too, okay? The game is designed to make you hate everything. I'm all set there.
[04:06:45] I
[04:07:10] Where I'm so close
[04:07:15] Let me see one more time
[04:07:18] If this guy asks for a wrench
[04:07:24] I'm gonna give him a copy take the coffee tank the hit make some money and
[04:07:33] Go from there
[04:07:37] Okay
[04:07:39] Mr. Crack! Mr. Head!
[04:07:43] First name Crack, last name Head.
[04:07:47] Mr. Crack!
[04:07:51] Mr. Crack!
[04:07:55] Hey!
[04:07:59] To the left.
[04:08:09] Mr. Cracker!
[04:08:16] Wait, do I have toilet paper?
[04:08:20] Oh, fuck.
[04:08:29] Well, can the rock and roll guys show up so I can make a little money to buy everything?
[04:08:52] Smoke's a white roll and some potatoes.
[04:08:55] Wait, I think I'm dead here.
[04:08:58] I might be dead here.
[04:09:02] Bro, this run is fucked, man.
[04:09:05] This run is fucked.
[04:09:25] It's not fucked. It's not fucked.
[04:09:44] Yeah, tomorrow 007.
[04:09:48] Hatterborn versus Wolthard? Who you got? Who's that?
[04:09:55] I need 10 bucks before the windows break.
[04:10:12] Come on $6 bro, $6.
[04:10:15] Don't break the window you piece of shit.
[04:10:25] Stalling that five. Oh, dear
[04:10:45] All right, here's the doppelganger. Oh my god
[04:10:52] I don't know if I have stuff for him
[04:10:55] hold reds okay dude this game right now this fucking game is setting me up for
[04:11:08] failure
[04:11:25] GG, GG, back down.
[04:11:31] I failed.
[04:11:34] I should have got the six pack.
[04:11:38] Now the guy's gonna ask for a cigarette and break the screen.
[04:11:43] I'll take it, I'll take it.
[04:11:47] Okay, the name of an in-game variable to find the most time clients are willing to see patients.
[04:12:16] Next question how many questions are there how much time does the fridge take to cool a can of corpse cola 15 seconds
[04:12:30] What oh my god
[04:12:39] This game so easy
[04:12:46] I was making it so difficult we're eating good bro we're eating fucking good holy shit
[04:13:00] So that candy bar, coming up, coming up!
[04:13:07] Shut up candy bar!
[04:13:11] Shut up candy bar!
[04:13:16] Surplus, profit.
[04:13:21] Thank you bro.
[04:13:25] When this guy shows up I can sort my inventory
[04:13:30] Gotta use the time to my advantage now
[04:13:43] Doppelganger fuck
[04:13:51] Hey boys, I'm out
[04:13:55] I
[04:14:09] Wrench gone
[04:14:25] I'll be right back.
[04:14:50] Oh, you rock.
[04:14:53] Don't got it. Don't got it. Oh, I can give you two sweet bars. But you're still gonna
[04:15:11] gonna hit my shit like an asshole fuck you too bro
[04:15:27] what's up what are you gonna break
[04:15:31] Oh
[04:15:36] That's all I was using that
[04:15:46] Right oh shit, I think it was real
[04:15:52] That's incredible that's incredible right there loving this right now loving this right now
[04:15:57] Now, I'm completely loving this. Yup, yup, Gigi.
[04:16:04] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay.
[04:16:09] Ah, fuck.
[04:16:11] I needed the trivia.
[04:16:33] That was literally the run.
[04:16:38] That was actually the run.
[04:16:47] Was that the trivia guy? It's GG.
[04:16:52] Like that was, that was what I needed.
[04:17:03] It's already GG.
[04:17:08] It's almost like I need an RNG and hope that guy shows up to do the trivia.
[04:17:33] I'm gonna ask for four, you crackhead fuck, I swear to God.
[04:17:37] Thank you.
[04:18:03] I don't have anything for you.
[04:18:13] Bro, trivia guy, please tell me you're here.
[04:18:24] No, dude, I don't have anything for you.
[04:18:42] The funny thing is, of course...
[04:18:54] I have no money.
[04:18:57] God damn it.
[04:18:58] Oh, God.
[04:18:59] What the hap- Oh!
[04:19:01] Oh my God!
[04:19:01] Now I'm gonna fuck up the trivia.
[04:19:05] Alright, don't mess up-
[04:19:06] Don't mess up the trivia!
[04:19:07] Five.
[04:19:37] 3?
[04:19:39] Oh my god.
[04:19:44] Dude, it was- oh my fucking god, dude.
[04:19:53] Bro, it was sausage, it was fucking-
[04:20:06] It was fucking one two three four
[04:20:12] Five six seven eight
[04:20:23] I should just restart oh fuck I can deny here a couple of times before she gets really pissed
[04:20:29] I should just restart. I think this is over. This is a waste of time. I'm gonna start over. It's
[04:20:36] Now I know I can deny her a couple of times before she gets really pissed.
[04:20:51] That actually changes a lot.
[04:20:55] like you have to deny some for the sake of resources. That was a good start.
[04:21:13] Or so does your fucking asshole, dude. You think I got that shit right now? You think
[04:21:18] I have that, you fuck? Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, you crack bitch.
[04:21:25] ahhh
[04:21:42] Well, the paper bro
[04:21:55] I'm gonna die like I could this seems like a wait dude I'm fucked I am fucked
[04:22:12] whatever let's see let's see hold up
[04:22:42] A box of that tiger.
[04:22:45] Okay, 82 cents, now we just have to survive.
[04:22:53] Oh, I have no soda for this guy.
[04:22:58] Double the fizz, and I'll cash it bro.
[04:23:00] I know, I know, I know.
[04:23:03] Let's see how this works.
[04:23:05] Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
[04:23:10] all right come on come on eight eight eight
[04:23:24] Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, man.
[04:24:19] what the hell is that a way to escape it's already gg I think it's already gg
[04:24:33] here yeah but I don't want to escape that way that might be like a way to get
[04:24:45] out but that's like not the that's like one ending that's kind of like a that's
[04:24:52] not a true ending though escaping through there's not a true ending it's an
[04:24:58] ending
[04:25:01] Now fuck that shit.
[04:25:07] It's a secret room?
[04:25:12] Not for bro.
[04:25:15] Thank you.
[04:25:26] Alright chill chill chill chill.
[04:25:33] Chit chat chill.
[04:25:38] Chit chat chill.
[04:25:42] Chit chat chill.
[04:25:45] Come on bro.
[04:25:48] Chit chat chill.
[04:25:50] This guy's gonna ask for cigarettes.
[04:25:53] Oh, and maybe not.
[04:25:57] The micro fucking feeding to the repair is actually torturous.
[04:26:03] All right, save.
[04:26:08] All right, trivia guy, where you at, bro?
[04:26:23] Trivia guy! Oh my god! What up dude? I'm poor, help!
[04:26:47] Thank you my brother! You're a brother my brother!
[04:26:53] All right, don't fuck this up. Do not fuck this up, please.
[04:26:58] I'm just gonna go right, right, right, right.
[04:27:16] I want to say five. Holy shit.
[04:27:18] Holy shit.
[04:27:19] Tools?
[04:27:20] Okay, one pack, two pack, tools, and there's a fourth.
[04:27:27] Dude, I swear there's four.
[04:27:31] It's singles, packs, tools, I swear I'd never click on the fourth one.
[04:27:38] Organs for the guy.
[04:27:42] What's the fifth?
[04:27:43] I already counted tools.
[04:27:53] Extras.
[04:28:03] Extras.
[04:28:07] How many of you guys are there counting the big one on the electrical panel?
[04:28:19] Seven?
[04:28:21] Or six?
[04:28:29] chat I should have put seven down
[04:28:33] God fucking damn it God fucking damn I
[04:28:36] I blame you guys no no no
[04:28:40] mm-hmm this is the big one
[04:28:47] there's fucking seven
[04:28:51] I think
[04:28:58] literally God said
[04:29:05] I think
[04:29:12] one
[04:29:34] coke buddy don't ask for what I think you're gonna ask bruh please please
[04:30:04] you
[04:30:34] you
[04:31:04] you
[04:31:34] you
[04:32:04] you
[04:32:34] Oh my god.
[04:33:03] I don't remember denying her.
[04:33:05] Did I do that this time?
[04:33:12] Don't do it, bro. Don't do it. I have no tools, please.
[04:33:18] Oh, usually he breaks my shit.
[04:33:21] No cigarettes, bro.
[04:33:23] Oh, you motherfucker!
[04:33:33] I
[04:34:03] Hey, what up, man?
[04:34:07] You look like a bean.
[04:34:13] $40.
[04:34:15] $40.
[04:34:23] A bitter drink and smoky cylinders.
[04:34:26] I could buy cigarettes, but I'm gonna keep neglecting the cigarettes I
[04:34:36] Think
[04:34:41] Like it's a strat bro
[04:34:56] Dude, fuck you, buddy.
[04:35:10] I mean, it is four minutes, so... yeah.
[04:35:21] Cereal and beans, weird combo, actually a disgusting combo.
[04:35:27] Tuna, cereal and human?
[04:35:40] Damn, that's so expensive!
[04:35:51] Are you kidding?
[04:35:53] I literally clicked you and you said nothing.
[04:36:21] I think I'm going to fail boys.
[04:37:16] ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[04:37:46] I have I have no hot wait oh my god oh my god it's over dude I oh my god oh my god
[04:38:11] Oh my god.
[04:38:18] Dude, I don't know, bro. I don't know.
[04:38:20] I didn't see him. It blended into the fucking ground.
[04:38:28] One minute. I can't buy anything.
[04:38:31] And the problem is one hit.
[04:38:33] If somebody asks for cigarettes, I'm dead.
[04:38:41] It's over. It's over. It's actually over.
[04:39:04] Really?
[04:39:30] Really?
[04:39:34] Come on dude.
[04:39:44] Maybe there's like five bucks in here.
[04:39:48] You need a key.
[04:39:52] No random water cash.
[04:40:04] the hot dog would have saved it
[04:40:34] Hmm
[04:40:43] Dude what if there was $5
[04:40:46] There's like a random clip of fucking five bucks.
[04:41:15] Oh, I guess I'll just restart the day.
[04:41:26] It's over!
[04:41:40] Nah.
[04:41:42] No, no, no.
[04:41:52] and take the hit on money
[04:42:07] close
[04:42:22] The question is, with this build, if I buy that early, will I be able to repair this?
[04:42:44] I can tank in one hit.
[04:43:00] One hit.
[04:43:14] One hit.
[04:43:28] Buy the cigarettes, bro.
[04:43:33] All right, now I gotta tank some shit.
[04:44:03] I
[04:44:05] I
[04:44:31] Please please please
[04:44:35] Please.
[04:44:42] Hey.
[04:45:05] Plain, ketchup, mustard, mayo, ketchup, mayo, ketchup, mustard, it's seven, it's seven.
[04:45:32] I'm missing one it's seven or eight plain ketchup mustard sausage mayo ketchup mustard
[04:45:53] ketchup mayo, mayo mustard.
[04:46:01] What did I miss?
[04:46:07] All sauces?
[04:46:09] Eight all sauces.
[04:46:10] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:12] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:13] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:15] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:15] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:16] Okay, take a week.
[04:46:17] Of course, all sauces.
[04:46:21] All right, there it is, there it is.
[04:46:23] There it is.
[04:46:31] I bought the SIGS 2.
[04:46:36] I bought the SIGS 2 for the investment.
[04:46:40] How about it all?
[04:46:44] This is the run.
[04:46:46] Oh, fuck, I don't know if this person is lying.
[04:47:00] Oh, thank god.
[04:47:36] I'm not buying a ranch.
[04:48:06] I need to buy one.
[04:48:11] Serial beans?
[04:48:36] Good copies.
[04:48:37] So empty?
[04:48:40] What?
[04:48:42] Oh my God!
[04:48:54] Fuck this game. Fuck this game. Fuck this shit. Fucking worst hitbox I've ever seen.
[04:49:24] I missed you bro. I missed you math. I missed you bruh. It's right by here. It's fucking
[04:49:44] Yes!
[04:49:47] Yeah, do I repair?
[04:49:51] I could repair, but I might not have money.
[04:49:54] I might, I might have no money if I fuck up.
[04:50:14] I'm close. I'm close. I should restock. I have hot dogs.
[04:50:35] Tuna and soda.
[04:50:42] I have three minutes.
[04:50:47] I need cereal.
[04:50:49] I need tuna.
[04:50:55] Okay, hot dogs, please.
[04:51:10] One with each sauce.
[04:51:13] Mustard.
[04:51:15] Dude.
[04:51:30] Maybe I should buy buns.
[04:51:37] There's so many potential things I need to buy.
[04:51:40] I do have excess.
[04:51:43] I could buy a couple of one-off items.
[04:52:11] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[04:52:20] Did I do two beans?
[04:52:23] No way. I did two tuna.
[04:52:28] No way. It said...
[04:52:31] Bro, I swear I picked up tuna. I read the also tuna.
[04:52:36] No fucking way.
[04:52:41] AHHHHH I DI-AHHHHH
[04:52:49] No way, dude. I swear I pressed the tuna. I read tuna. I swear I pressed the tuna, bro. Clip that shit.
[04:52:59] No way. No way. No way.
[04:53:11] Why did I do beans?
[04:53:18] Why did I do this?
[04:53:25] Oh my f***ing god, this is harder than Elven Ring.
[04:53:38] Beans? Why did I do that?
[04:53:44] Why did I do that? Why did I do that?
[04:53:50] I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do this anymore.
[04:54:00] I don't know
[04:55:00] I
[04:55:12] Know
[04:55:19] No
[04:55:30] Whatever. I can still survive this. If someone buys cigarettes, maybe.
[04:55:58] candies or fucking candies
[04:56:28] I need four dollars for a wrench.
[04:56:51] $2 for the wrench.
[04:57:21] Two orders of smokes.
[04:57:51] I get a repair.
[04:58:11] I'm moved I'm surprised he didn't kill me right there alright next order of
[04:58:27] business is I'm fucked we're not are not please
[04:58:57] Okay.
[04:59:19] three dogs, one with each sauce
[04:59:41] I'm denying all cigarettes.
[05:00:10] Double the fizz.
[05:00:40] I have two cereal.
[05:00:46] Is there one?
[05:01:03] Copy plus human.
[05:01:10] Right?
[05:01:19] Copy and cigarettes.
[05:01:32] Do I actually have cigarettes anywhere?
[05:01:36] I don't see any.
[05:01:40] You do.
[05:01:44] What happened?
[05:02:02] I could get more buns I'm almost up the quota I have
[05:02:32] four minutes I don't know yet I don't know
[05:03:02] and before that was a waste three minutes I mean hopefully I can sell them I'm not buying
[05:03:31] a six-pack bro if she needs hotdog buns I swear to God wow no I don't believe you
[05:03:41] okay
[05:03:48] ships and human okay I'm worried right now I'm worried I have to like micro buy
[05:03:59] shit and I don't know what to microbiome soda and some toilet paper
[05:04:12] so we'll buy the six full energy can and energy brew hold energy can
[05:04:29] If I run out of coffee, that would suck.
[05:04:38] It's so expensive.
[05:04:40] Oh fuck, I'm dwindling two minutes.
[05:04:45] I'm dwindling.
[05:04:47] I have protein for this guy.
[05:04:56] Okay, I made it over and now it's kind of like do I could micro buy a bunch of stuff, but I don't know
[05:05:17] Yeah, maybe I start and I'm gonna try I should waste time now of course this guy's back
[05:05:22] back. And handy... no.
[05:05:52] You've been under soda!
[05:06:02] Wow, this is my last human.
[05:06:22] Okay, okay, okay!
[05:06:37] Maybe this is the last guy who will buy some cigarettes.
[05:06:42] Of course it's you.
[05:06:51] fuck out of here
[05:06:59] all right
[05:07:04] oh what does it have to do with runtime
[05:07:08] I don't want to live in this world please
[05:07:12] Oh
[05:07:14] 50 today you better make some extra money to Mars
[05:07:17] I'm looking at your final work day and the day after that. It's judgment day prepare yourself a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes
[05:07:23] Move it
[05:07:42] I'll cover my skin at least I don't have to repair this today so this is nice and I
[05:07:58] have eleven minutes I need energy drinks fuck
[05:08:28] I don't know what the jester is here today see always here
[05:08:51] How about you buy my cereal and stop yapping
[05:08:58] Okay, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here, dude.
[05:09:11] Double the fizz.
[05:09:12] I'm gonna miss you, Mel, and I leave you my favorite crackhead in hell.
[05:09:16] You're my favorite.
[05:09:18] What did he want?
[05:09:28] No, fuck the six bags.
[05:09:42] I don't need that many and they never, they rarely actually even get the humans.
[05:09:49] It's usually like not...
[05:09:56] Yeah, I need to get back too. We're both humans.
[05:10:00] A man with a hat is asking for a contract. I don't have any way to get it. Not much of a talker, I guess.
[05:10:08] Okay, I want to roll a toilet paper
[05:10:38] I don't know how long I have $15.
[05:10:49] I guess I have been purchasing items.
[05:10:56] Wait.
[05:10:59] OK, the jester is still here.
[05:11:01] Asshole.
[05:11:08] Okay, tuna, if anything, I have one cigarette.
[05:11:21] Do I do it?
[05:11:22] Do I do it?
[05:11:33] Six.
[05:11:40] Patience.
[05:11:45] Yeah, I know all the answers.
[05:12:00] Okay, just for shits, I could now just order some, uh, kind of six pack.
[05:12:17] That's so expensive.
[05:12:19] I'll spend half.
[05:12:26] I don't need coffee right now.
[05:12:28] I have five cups.
[05:12:29] Three cups.
[05:12:30] Yeah, actually, maybe I shouldn't have copied.
[05:12:35] Freezing can of human.
[05:12:41] You're not the wait a second.
[05:12:46] Like 10 seconds.
[05:12:49] Should be good enough.
[05:12:57] Two cans of soda freezing. Really? No hot dogs today?
[05:13:15] No, I'll be back. Get the fuck away, man. Just a hot dog with all sauces?
[05:13:25] Okay, bro.
[05:13:28] I already know who that is.
[05:13:32] Everybody relax.
[05:13:36] Everybody chill, everybody chill.
[05:13:41] Everybody chill, everybody chill.
[05:13:48] What?
[05:13:49] Dude, what?
[05:13:50] He came back twice?
[05:13:54] No way, dude.
[05:14:10] That's never happened.
[05:14:13] He's lit.
[05:14:14] Sometimes it's the jester
[05:14:19] Dude that's never happened all my fucking god
[05:16:14] I have two candy bars, two tuna, I could expedite some.
[05:16:43] Come on, man.
[05:16:45] What is it?
[05:17:02] Come on, man.
[05:17:03] Oh my god, I almost moved dude.
[05:17:33] Oh
[05:17:47] Three posters
[05:18:03] I could just get some candy bars and tuna
[05:18:33] Do I do it?
[05:19:00] She usually doesn't smoke.
[05:19:03] Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
[05:19:33] Okay, now not again.
[05:20:00] He's trying so hard to take the cigarettes.
[05:20:07] Got a coffee.
[05:20:14] Yeah, I could get candy, a bag of coffee beans.
[05:20:25] I'm at the point where I won't see you.
[05:20:28] I won't see you.
[05:20:43] I did my part!
[05:20:45] Oh
[05:20:54] Soda and
[05:20:59] Chat what was that
[05:21:03] Soda and
[05:21:07] Just sink with a bun. I don't know if it's with a bond
[05:21:11] Hot dog are you fucking kidding?
[05:21:24] Whatever fuck you bro
[05:21:26] Dude, I don't fucking know man, sometimes they specify the damn buttons.
[05:21:43] I guess it was just straight up, dude.
[05:21:49] Oh, get to a hundred dollars.
[05:22:02] I mean now it's kind of like yeah I could repair this
[05:22:27] this.
[05:22:57] I don't know what else to get.
[05:23:27] All right, I have a good surplus as long as it doesn't hit me with like a guy shows up and you want some of the six items
[05:23:42] Y'all for all
[05:23:47] Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you
[05:23:57] I appreciate you, brother.
[05:24:04] Grain of the land drowned in milk.
[05:24:15] Like coffee or cereal?
[05:24:23] Grain.
[05:24:25] I don't know, bro. I thought I fucking...
[05:24:29] some other shit.
[05:24:41] A hot cup of coffee. Damn, you all want this shit now.
[05:24:56] Well, I'll give him the next one
[05:25:01] Rawr out of your face
[05:25:17] This is interesting they all want coffee
[05:25:21] Damn it, man
[05:25:23] Oh, this isn't hot anymore. I actually think you can see it steaming.
[05:25:40] I'm gonna stall the next person.
[05:25:42] Tuna beans tuna
[05:25:52] All right, now I can stock up for tomorrow
[05:26:22] What do I need? Everything. I could fix the window too.
[05:26:28] 70 bucks. Six pack of candy soda chips toilet paper.
[05:26:34] I already have two packs of cigarettes. I have cereal. Chad what am I missing?
[05:26:42] I feel like this is basically it.
[05:26:44] And tuna. I could do human as well and still have enough money.
[05:26:53] Was it $69.99 to end the day?
[05:27:22] I already have two cleaner. I'm gonna stock and then next day I'm gonna be very well equipped.
[05:27:52] I have so much horror paper.
[05:28:22] Two cereal, enough, I hope so.
[05:28:52] All right, we are good seven cups of coffee
[05:29:20] All right, 12 bucks to spare.
[05:29:29] That was fast, so that if you have it, it would be wonderful.
[05:29:42] Whoa.
[05:29:43] Hey!
[05:29:44] You fuck!
[05:29:46] You fucked!
[05:29:50] Bad start, bad start.
[05:29:56] Take couple copy of that magazine, bud!
[05:30:16] And I don't want to risk, and I don't want to risk, don't want to risk it happening to me again, and you figure it out.
[05:30:21] I need something to clean myself.
[05:30:25] Whoa!
[05:30:28] I know where this goes.
[05:30:32] But I don't know if that's the exit.
[05:30:36] I don't want to leave though.
[05:30:42] I don't want to leave.
[05:30:46] I'd I'd be able to come back today and load up this day to see
[05:30:52] Yeah, I need a hundred bucks
[05:31:16] Hey, my favorite character!
[05:31:18] The paper at Diana's block.
[05:31:20] The contract is officially in Vienna.
[05:31:22] You might still use it, sir, put it.
[05:31:24] I mean, I'll have a fight with you, sir,
[05:31:26] don't put all your money.
[05:31:28] I'm gonna need lectures.
[05:31:42] Okay, it's me again.
[05:31:44] It's me again. I think I'm stuck here for good back home. Wonder how much time they've been waiting for me
[05:31:49] I'm still hoping it's hoping I'll find some way back. I've heard about the contract. I need some really expensive paper
[05:31:56] Have you seen that?
[05:31:58] It's just an expensive piece of paper
[05:32:03] An expensive piece of paper what even happened I have no idea
[05:32:10] an expensive piece of paper should I just give her toilet paper it's okay
[05:32:25] Either way, okay.
[05:32:34] Oh my god, 120 bucks.
[05:32:45] There's an actual shop item for 120 dollars.
[05:32:55] Ah ah ah!
[05:33:13] Not the end of! Not the end of!
[05:33:15] What the fuck are you doing?
[05:33:19] Not the end of! What the fuck are you doing?
[05:33:21] I
[05:33:51] Oh no, no, no, color red!
[05:33:58] A lot of here.
[05:34:03] I got to order a wrench.
[05:34:04] Is there anything I need?
[05:34:07] I could get some beans.
[05:34:11] I
[05:34:41] This guy wants four cereal!
[05:34:48] I don't know if that was worth it.
[05:35:15] I gotta save the rest of the money.
[05:35:22] I've just played one eye this whole time now. God damn it.
[05:35:29] Oh
[05:35:43] Where have you been
[05:35:59] Thank you man, thank you.
[05:36:06] Not again, bro.
[05:36:09] Not again, stop.
[05:36:16] I have 5 minutes to get $80.
[05:36:18] I feel like it's GG.
[05:36:50] I can't tell if she's lying or not.
[05:37:11] I've never seen her buy toilet paper.
[05:37:13] I knew it.
[05:37:14] I fucking knew it dude.
[05:37:15] She does not wipe her ass.
[05:37:16] Oh my god, I bought two wrenches.
[05:37:42] Are you kidding me?
[05:37:43] chips left
[05:37:55] I have no money
[05:38:03] wow
[05:38:13] No way, no way.
[05:38:19] Two coffees.
[05:38:26] Are you fucking kidding?
[05:38:37] two minutes for a hundred dollars is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen they're
[05:39:01] buying micro amounts of shit this has to be scripted human and what is that
[05:39:13] do I use the key
[05:39:31] I thought I was gonna get him out of some cereal.
[05:39:50] I'm actually getting a lot now.
[05:40:15] I could leave.
[05:40:20] I guess if there's a minute left and I'm nowhere near it, I will.
[05:40:33] Yeah, I should leave.
[05:40:44] I can leave after I don't meet my quota?
[05:40:47] True.
[05:40:48] what up man thank you for the 10 bucks
[05:41:13] Oh, he was a liar.
[05:41:23] Sorry, can it be more helpful?
[05:41:39] What?
[05:41:44] Man in the hat is always watching, just hoping not here.
[05:41:54] I didn't want to mention it, but you were a real bastard. What?
[05:41:58] I was-
[05:42:03] You owned a store back then, right? What?
[05:42:09] The talker don't worry we'll get plenty of time. Come on pal.
[05:42:23] Did he just?
[05:42:26] Did he just?
[05:42:30] Okay. Chat you are here. Holy.
[05:42:35] There it is. Game be in.
[05:42:43] Sheeey!
[05:42:46] Day 15.
[05:42:52] Not the real ending.
[05:43:00] Okay.
[05:43:11] What do you guys think here?
[05:43:13] Bro, hitting $100 is difficult as shit.
[05:43:39] I
[05:44:09] I hit the ending whatever fuck this game. I'm good. Let's play some CS
[05:44:19] tomorrow some motherfucking uh what do you call it actually no let's do some Suica 1v1s fuck
[05:44:27] What kind of straight
[05:44:44] Spoilers
[05:44:46] That's 666 or really?
[05:45:16] What's happening?
[05:45:36] What happens?
[05:45:37] This is it.
[05:45:50] Oh my god!
[05:46:07] I've seen a good deed recently, bro this guy's just fucking yapping chat GPTS ending
[05:46:22] You found a way out of even this.
[05:46:29] Okay.
[05:46:38] Hey.
[05:47:08] buddy
[05:47:23] buddy
[05:47:38] buddy
[05:47:43] bub bub bub bub buddy
[05:47:48] I believe I just played that shit for five and a half hours the hell is wrong with me
[05:47:56] Go from what literally going from hell to actual hell
[05:48:08] I'm going to load up CS2 and it's going to be against like a fucking three stack versus
[05:48:35] four stack and there's gonna be one guy who's sketchy as fuck la la la the usual
[05:48:41] fuck CS dude CS only two is just annoying as shit now
[05:48:50] i'm just gonna be a dust two or mirage
[05:48:53] All right, who's out there?
[05:49:06] What do we have here?
[05:49:36] Wow, okay.
[05:50:06] That would be amazing, but no, oh
[05:50:36] This might work, okay.
[05:50:43] This would be a good combo.
[05:50:50] Wow.
[05:50:57] Interesting.
[05:51:27] I
[05:51:46] Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
[05:51:57] No, wait.
[05:52:04] Ugh.
[05:52:09] This is still winnable.
[05:52:17] This is still winnable.
[05:52:44] Scenic route?
[05:52:46] Oh
[05:52:56] Yikes
[05:52:58] I
[05:53:15] Have you seen a ground
[05:53:28] Come on.
[05:53:35] That's so dumb, man.
[05:53:40] Make a fucking lemon, bruh.
[05:53:47] Oh my god.
[05:53:54] That is a lemon so good. I don't I need that tomato to disappear. This is risky.
[05:54:13] Damn that wasn't heavy enough.
[05:54:54] I'm gonna win this he knows it's over he knows it's over
[05:55:16] I
[05:55:46] Yeah, he knows it's over he understands what's gonna happen he knows
[05:56:10] Oh
[05:56:32] Shit, I think it's over
[05:56:34] Uh-oh, I think if I put this here, I don't know if that apple is gonna fly off.
[05:57:04] I tried dropping it for a lemon on the right.
[05:57:18] Shit.
[05:57:19] It's fine.
[05:57:20] AHHHHHHHHHH
[05:57:28] Shit
[05:57:32] It's funny
[05:57:45] All right, that was hilarious. Good job. Good job
[05:57:50] Absolute law, hilarious.
[05:58:50] Wow you better connect thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
[05:59:36] Wow, really nice.
[05:59:41] Oh, really mother bugger, oh really mother bugger.
[05:59:46] You do like this.
[05:59:51] Please connect friend
[06:00:21] Dude, no way.
[06:00:28] How do you fucking jump, fuck?
[06:00:43] That is the most lodged shit grape.
[06:00:47] This guy's a paid actor on the right dude.
[06:01:05] Brother, brother.
[06:01:08] I am headed to a watermelon.
[06:01:11] The land of the melon.
[06:01:14] It's a beautiful land.
[06:01:17] That looks everywhere.
[06:01:47] Hmm
[06:02:13] Brother I need
[06:02:17] Another I need a I need of this I need of this
[06:02:24] There it is boys there it is the first pineapple
[06:02:28] And at the second
[06:02:31] Building the second already got the lemon
[06:02:38] Oh my
[06:02:40] The only thing they can fuck up is if I'm shoving too much shit on the right.
[06:02:49] Uh oh, apple, lemon, Furby.
[06:02:55] Oh!
[06:02:56] That is incredible.
[06:03:01] Wow.
[06:03:02] Wow. I could orange this and then it will connect or boom, boom, boom.
[06:03:23] That is unfortunate.
[06:03:25] There could be a situation where there's not enough room.
[06:03:55] Damn, this is so close.
[06:04:02] Wow.
[06:04:04] What?
[06:04:06] Get the fuck out of here.
[06:04:13] Dude, I am staring at it.
[06:04:18] I don't know if I put this here if it will kill me and then I just need a Clementine.
[06:04:24] Oh, buddy. No, it's gonna launch it.
[06:04:30] Oh!
[06:04:39] Oh! Come on!
[06:04:42] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[06:04:48] Alright, alright, alright, alright. We're good, we're good, we're good.
[06:04:52] I get I get I get
[06:05:27] That is incredible.
[06:05:37] Wow, Cherry Spam.
[06:05:45] No!
[06:05:46] These are the same Pucka-Hangas again.
[06:05:53] Wow!
[06:05:54] Oh
[06:06:24] I
[06:06:54] Oh, that works. Very nice.
[06:07:01] Dude.
[06:07:06] It's a generational run right here.
[06:07:13] It's a generational run right here.
[06:07:20] Whoa.
[06:07:23] Oh, I was hoping those were going to connect.
[06:07:33] Wow, there are so many connections right here.
[06:07:42] connections right here force it just connected in the worst possible fucking
[06:07:49] sequence I've ever seen that was incredible how shit it was
[06:08:12] My
[06:08:25] Good luck brother good luck go on youtube read the guides
[06:08:32] You got this you got this study the strat come on come on
[06:08:42] You can do it!
[06:08:47] You can do it!
[06:08:52] It's me, dude. I love you.
[06:08:55] Hello, Poco!
[06:09:00] What are you trying to say right now?
[06:09:04] Alright, we're going in ot- we're digging in Audible.
[06:09:28] After calling this the worst fucking game ever, we are headed in that direction.
[06:09:33] Tomorrow, 007 people, I got time for one game.
[06:09:38] The finale, CS, will I uninstall?
[06:09:41] Find out live now.
[06:09:47] We're going, quick match, fast match.
[06:09:50] If this is a fucking 12-12 match
[06:09:52] with a fucking cheater wasting our time,
[06:09:54] Gabe, I'm gonna send you a very, very
[06:09:58] strong worded email, okay?
[06:10:03] and you'll be back tomorrow oh really why is this rating only going down because
[06:10:30] it's tough out here bro it's tough out here in the solo queue realm it's tough out here
[06:10:37] we're versing people who
[06:10:42] where i play one to two matches a day these motherfuckers only have cs on their steam account
[06:11:00] All right, c'mon.
[06:11:23] Motherfuckers, 720Hz monitor.
[06:11:28] 640 by 480 720 hertz and one other
[06:11:33] Bunk CFG
[06:11:51] Let me guess I didn't know where the fuck we're going I
[06:11:54] I didn't know where the bug were going man, oh bug.
[06:12:18] Why bad Mariah's?
[06:12:19] You guys don't know shit on ancient.
[06:12:22] relax, pal
[06:12:34] Let's roll
[06:13:22] Eight fucking kills in the end of the game.
[06:13:26] I'm on the six game lost streak from 25k to 20k.
[06:13:29] Yeah, I'm done.
[06:13:32] Don't worry, good one.
[06:13:34] Move it, son.
[06:13:41] Oh, god.
[06:13:45] There it is.
[06:13:46] Lower B someone.
[06:13:47] Mid smoke, no vision.
[06:13:49] It's cat or bit to be just like that
[06:14:04] Just just one
[06:14:10] Other
[06:14:16] This guy's right here
[06:14:19] He is right.
[06:14:22] Wow.
[06:14:26] Really?
[06:14:29] Oh, fucking Ratatouille guy.
[06:14:36] Really?
[06:14:41] Bloody.
[06:14:42] I'll let him play, I'll let him play, I'll rush him!
[06:14:49] No!
[06:14:52] I'm feeling the arm.
[06:15:02] I'm feeling home.
[06:15:10] Yucca Lee!
[06:15:12] Yucca Lee, is that you?
[06:15:14] Yucca Lee!
[06:15:32] the one digs are hitting today boys the one the one the one so Juanito did he
[06:15:45] smoke this is it right here one day right there
[06:15:50] We need, laying down on the smoke.
[06:15:56] Come on!
[06:15:57] Time limits.
[06:16:00] We need out.
[06:16:01] Lower time limit.
[06:16:09] One.
[06:16:16] Two.
[06:16:20] Where's the third one?
[06:16:28] Where's the third one, man?
[06:16:31] Yeah, we need to cross on the other side of the river.
[06:16:46] Let's move out.
[06:16:51] Doesn't matter man, fruit and force, you're gonna lose.
[06:17:00] One top mid.
[06:17:04] Whether it be fruit, whether it be a fucking AK, you're gonna lose.
[06:17:11] You're gonna lose.
[06:17:15] She was down here
[06:17:23] That's all I need
[06:17:46] I've seen this before you get like six wins or like these guys suck balls and then all of a sudden they
[06:17:52] Figure you out and then they fuck you up
[06:18:00] Here's you what happens
[06:18:15] Oh
[06:18:28] Oh
[06:18:45] Maybe this guy wasn't joking, he actually didn't pull 40 kills every match.
[06:18:52] What the hell's going on here?
[06:19:15] one dead
[06:19:17] one's pushing one
[06:19:19] one's pushing one
[06:19:21] one's pushing one
[06:19:23] one's dead
[06:19:25] one's dead
[06:19:31] throwing fire
[06:19:33] grenade
[06:19:37] throwing grenade
[06:19:45] I'm gonna go back to the car.
[06:19:52] CC, NCC, smart.
[06:19:55] Ah!
[06:19:56] It's from back up.
[06:19:57] There's an op-down around CT.
[06:20:00] Yeah, this is nice sometimes, you know.
[06:20:05] Usually top-racking, getting, you know.
[06:20:07] Sometimes you want to get carried, boys.
[06:20:09] Feels good.
[06:20:11] Finally.
[06:20:13] Ah!
[06:20:18] Gear up. We aren't going on a windy walk here.
[06:20:24] Feels good, man!
[06:20:26] Throwing fire!
[06:20:29] Game-gun smoke. Smoke!
[06:20:32] Some more.
[06:20:34] of
[06:20:41] the
[06:20:46] death of
[06:20:48] the
[06:20:51] death of
[06:20:54] the
[06:20:58] death of
[06:21:02] Yeah, if we actually 13L, I have time for one more, baby.
[06:21:17] He's kind of sus, I gotta say.
[06:21:19] He's like, completely dominating to the point of bullshitty.
[06:21:24] Bullshittification.
[06:21:25] He just rushes bit and shits on people at 20k.
[06:21:31] What do you call that?
[06:21:34] What was waiting for it?
[06:21:36] I don't know.
[06:21:42] Uhhhhhhh
[06:21:46] You're on fire!
[06:21:50] Incendiary out.
[06:22:31] Let me see, let me see, let me yoink his crosshair and then we'll know for sure.
[06:22:58] This guy is now looking out there.
[06:23:23] Check the tunnels.
[06:23:28] I
[06:23:39] Like a wall there
[06:23:58] No mid, you tell it all.
[06:24:02] Yeah, this guy's just like going up mid and shitting out in them.
[06:24:06] Wow, no one's suicide, okay.
[06:24:19] The guy's movement is so snappy it's like kind of
[06:24:30] Oh my god he bleeds!
[06:24:35] He bleeds!
[06:24:44] He's right there, so he's scared he should be.
[06:24:49] shaking. Yeah, that's one of the worst view models I've ever seen. I literally was
[06:24:59] peeking while watching that. Some of these view models are absolutely sacrilege.
[06:25:07] I
[06:25:24] See the site
[06:25:26] I'm throwing fire
[06:25:36] I'm probably up here
[06:25:38] Yeah, up here
[06:25:39] Throwing fire
[06:25:41] Throwing a grenade
[06:25:42] Throwing a grenade
[06:25:56] I saw one, I think it was a kitten drop behind site.
[06:26:03] He crossed?
[06:26:05] Short, short, short, short.
[06:26:07] Did he cross long?
[06:26:09] No, no, no. One short, I'm sorry.
[06:26:12] Sight and...
[06:26:18] Oh my god!
[06:26:20] I was like...
[06:26:22] Oh, I legged him on cross.
[06:26:36] Don't worry, the next batch is going to be a 12-12 into a 15-15 if I queue again.
[06:26:41] I don't know if I should queue again, boys.
[06:26:49] I don't know.
[06:26:51] It's totally...
[06:26:52] Dude, this game, I know how it works.
[06:26:57] I'm rushing cat.
[06:27:05] Dude.
[06:27:18] Headshot.
[06:27:22] Okay, okay, I'll back y'all, not really carried anymore bro, okay, tag team carried now.
[06:28:47] Oh my goodness.
[06:29:12] the comeback now it's going to be a 1212
[06:29:22] smurfing is cringe
[06:29:32] one sec, one down, one last
[06:29:51] i got it
[06:29:53] go
[06:29:55] i got it
[06:29:57] go
[06:29:59] go
[06:30:01] go
[06:30:03] go
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[06:30:47] 10 HP. Jump up.
[06:30:59] Oh, CT spawned. Maybe mid-doors.
[06:31:03] I'm planting the bomb.
[06:31:09] The bomb has been cleared.
[06:31:17] Monday players?
[06:31:18] Yeah.
[06:31:19] Damn.
[06:31:20] Alright, okay, okay.
[06:31:23] Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna chill here actually, boys. We got we got uh, we got what do you call it tomorrow?
[06:31:42] Yeah, I'm gonna chill here. I'm gonna chill here. We got um tomorrow jumping in all day double
[06:31:49] 07
[06:31:53] 007 play through um we jumping in boys chat I will see you guys tomorrow for
[06:32:06] another one GGs people 007 tomorrow brace I will be beating the game a hundred
[06:32:18] percent I don't know what I'm gonna do yet the combat seems to be really good
[06:32:21] But then it seems like you can stealth the whole game. So it's like either do a mix of both or do full stealth full play
[06:32:27] Full combat like I don't know. There's so many different
[06:32:30] Areas so yeah chat GG's till next time. Thank you guys for watching peace out and I will see you on
[06:32:39] motherfucking
[06:32:43] Tuesday yes indeed goodbye chat and during night till next time people till next time some fours up
[06:32:51] Peace out, chat, GG.
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