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HOLY MOYL SUB SUNDAY IS HERE THE SUB SUNDAY BEFORE THE BIG GAME FESTIVAL WEEK HERE WE GO VARIETY WITH MORE VARIETY BEING ANNOUNCED HOLY WASD
05-31-2026 · 6h 20m
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We can't do this!
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My god people oh seven. Let's ask me how we get up. Let's not chat
All right guys doing people what up what up a sub sun day?
Guys how are you guys doing sub Sunday what up what up? Hello? We got to get right into this late
Potential and it's six. Oh god, maybe not though. I don't think so. Maybe maybe maybe not not sure
Yeah, next week, we got presentations, yes, yes, but before then, we still have other games that have released.
We had 944 votes up from last week, 944 on the counter, only not dead and not dead.
Not dead, still underwater, still underwater, okay, but you know, we see the surface, we
see the 1,000 surface.
It's in sight, it's in sight.
We see it, bro, we see it.
Hold up, hold up.
One second, bro, hold on, let me get the freaking list here, hold on, we're looking at, oh wow okay,
a lot of games, will we get to them all? I will see. I'm not sure, I guess it's gonna depend on what happens here.
It's gonna depend here. Hold up. Let me see here.
Hold up, hold up.
All right, we're looking at a one world premiere two world premieres three four
4.5 I played this game 4.5 5.5 6.5
7.5
Games never before
See
Okay
Okay, we got one
Well, we get to them all I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There it is. There it
is. Let's get right into this. Holy moly. The first game of sub Sunday has box art.
the trailer for this shit. No one fucking gives a fuck apparently. But we will spotlight it.
At this point when you see the Unreal Engine logo, it's like a coin toss.
Coin toss, bro. It's coin toss. As soon as you see it, it looks like a quarter.
I'm starting to see a quarter. Okay, here we go. All right, all right. Let's see, let's see.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I think that's a wing.
Stone Machia.
Let's see what we got here.
I have not played the demo.
Let's see, let's see.
It does kind of sound a little zubish, right?
A little bit.
A handful of timey, kinda. Whatever, though.
Alright. There it is. There it is. Alright, alright, alright. Epic. Masa. Even the menus
with Zelda-ish? Whatever. Okay, okay. Let's see what we got going on here, boys. The
This game's called Stone Machia.
Oh fuck.
Whoa!
Oh my.
I'm a pawn.
Something tells me I'm choosing my class.
Which one?
Which one this guy looks like the Rook or some shit
The most resilient angelic armor it is slow, but it has high damage out of what
Okay, that's how that sounds. I will take that one. That sounds like the best one
angelic armor
a dependable ally and now tell me what is your name oh here we go boys here we go what
What is your name, haha.
Didn't even check the others, motherfucker.
What are we doing here, man?
What are we doing here?
Check the others, you bitch.
Yo, fuck you, man.
I'm still trying to think of a cat name and you're trying to get me to put up a name for
a chess piece, dude.
This is the hardest part.
Are you kidding me?
Then that, yeah, we're just going to go with Larry, okay, Larry, okay, the main character's
name is Larry. Why can't it be Larry? Why does it have to be some fucking epic ass
name? Okay, Larry's epic.
What?
Bro, is my audio fucked?
Okay, okay, hold on.
What?
There's a war.
I'm not gonna lie, my eyes hurt.
ability I didn't see anything to turn off all right I'm dodging I'm dodging
I don't know what that icon means, maybe it tells me where those are.
Okay.
The screen shake is built-in, it's supposed to absolutely, this is like 100% screen shake
built-in to the game.
There's no way.
Brother.
Brother, what the fuck?
Are you serious?
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah, the game, that's why the review says the game makes you feel something.
Yeah, fucking migraine.
The game makes you feel nothing.
DASH! Game reporter!
Yeah, fucking migraine!
Become Bishop?
Oh shit, the class I chose.
all right there it is there it is become a knight oh wait so you choose a class
But then you can play any glass
The drill what the fuck
Okay, okay, yeah, but you eyed them cook though. Okay, I'll give them that I'll give them that
Oh shit, he went Super Saiyan.
How fuckin' how he's dead?
What?!
How would I dare do a Super Saiyan?
Okay, okay, I'm a super rug.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I think I'm parried. I think I'm parried.
You know what? For this being a clusterfuck, I'm doing pretty good.
There it is, boys, there it is.
There it is.
Easy.
What can I say, man?
So I get paid the big bucks, Chad,
that's why, you know, through the headache,
I still beat the boss.
Oh my God, now I'm a pawn.
Of course
He said, who will run, who will betray?
Thousands of wings were killed, and the paradise died.
Eh, okay, okay!
So, a suspicious story unfolded.
A valourous stone, marched without a trace.
But he was left alone to keep his defense.
Like many, he fell into the hidden land.
the hidden land make the subs smaller buddy it's like you guys are expecting too much
sometimes you really think there's a subtitle scale you just really think there's a subtitle
skill like do you really think what are we what are we talking about you boys what are we saying here
i honestly have no idea what the hell just happened in that intro it was hard to tell who died
somebody important died and i think it was this guy so now we're level one ah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's like a fidget spinner with wings.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Needed if I could fix it. You got loose
Okay, hold on hold on hold on
Yeah, this is someone's peely to okay
Okay, so those are clearly your souls.
Yes, indeed. Oh, we got a big mob.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Dodge and pressing counterattack? Ah, that was a perfect dodge.
Hmm. Does this game have anything to do with chess?
You know what, now that you mention it, I didn't notice.
I see the heal.
Oh, that is a perfect dodge.
You know what, the combat is not bad, though.
I mean, the connects connect!
I think you can hit the projectiles.
What is this, a boat?
Is this like an evil duck with a sword?
It's like everything you fight is a statue or some shit.
Hmm.
I'm trying to see the damn vision, okay?
There's a fucking sun in the sky.
Someone was trying to pop off with this shit and they made it into a full game.
All right, let me see.
Yeah, whereas it was obsession and the back room is actually good.
Is it worth going to the theaters?
Can I actually cross here?
I forgot the last actual good scary movie I saw.
There's been some decent ones, but lately...
I don't know if they pulled it off with it.
The stories behind both movies are good.
What was this?
Angelic? Oh shit.
See, gargoyles?
Hey, I'm fucking him up.
I just shot fucking him, nevermind.
Alright, you know what? Ow. Ow. Nevermind.
I guess not.
Holy shit.
Did I just say you died in Italian?
What was that?
Did you know today is a blue moon?
A blue moon?
I've seen many red moons.
How blue are we talking here?
Oh, shit. Hold on, bruh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I prefer the dodges right now instead of parrying.
Okay, ow.
Oh, he's got a lock in here. He got a lock in here.
Staka Matoh!
Yo, I brought two Matoh!
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
What do we have here? What do we have here?
What is that?
I have no idea what that was.
I have no idea what that was. Was that a power-up?
Oh, we got our bonfire!
Bonfire!
Bonfire!
You know what? Why not?
Why not? Where did I just go? Okay, that was a big button.
That was a big button.
You like to choose your chess piece here or some shit?
Weird.
This game's kind of like our, sure man, kind of rough art style but sure.
It's actually not badly cooked, I gotta say, it's a solid effort on a soul's leg.
Why not?
Why not?
What the hell did I just do?
Oh, that's how you get back.
Okay.
Why not?
I don't know how expensive this game was.
It feels responsive.
The combat is actually nice
Yeah, if the combat is actually pretty damn good needs a mini map it seems pretty linear like you kind of know where to go at least right now
You know what, why not? Even these mobs are kinda cool.
Oh shit, what the fuck? Okay, not everything has some weird statue.
Yeah, the music's not bad either.
What the hell is that?
You attacked that little ball following you as your HP vial.
And I think every time you fill that up, you fill up your heels.
Wow, okay, interesting.
I know, we'll judge it off of the first boss!
Wait for the first boss!
What was the catch there?
Oh shit, bro!
He's cool, dude!
He's a fucking rat!
No not the faino!
No no topino!
Who's there?
Came back to finish the job, didn't you the elder Rat Lord?
Forget it you fool. I might be all but I'll fight tooth and nail
What are you saying to rubo? He's not out of those roots. What's up? I just started spinning
I'm so sorry the old sadger must still have some sand on his eyes
It's necessary a friendly face even if there aren't many friends left around here anymore
Yo, he's fucking cool, dude
No note to Pino dude
Like I talked to him
Haven't so many memories, but I've heard for you it'll turn out to be more of a hassle than anything else
I know I'm on the point isn't it ask such a thing for me so that but could you use its power to free the castle?
My true bow and I were headed to Med Helene and others we were traveling with they really wanted this to become their new home
Release the fortress from the block bloody horse and its marauders
You'll grant us the possibility to reach the city and these four souls will finally be able to rest after so much
Tell me you want to be the provider to put your armor to the test should we get to that?
Medhellen and one piece you'll need all of its potential
All right, yeah, we're gonna let's see the first boss of this game
All right, not a little bit
Is that an angelic armor that you're wearing it so many memories, but if you're for you it'll turn out to be more of a
than anything else. I know I'm not in the prison to ask for something for you so
suddenly but could you use the powder for the castle? Okay. Alright.
I missed that first part. I thought he said something new. Okay? I thought he
said something new, bro.
Did you voice-act that guy? I did. I did. Ah, she did. Yes.
Level up! Level up! Uh-oh.
What the fuck? Go away!
Oh. Keep your- I thought he was gonna kick my ass. Keep your creepy little thingies away
from me. Don't just stand there like a fool and help me. They're evil, slimy, and evil.
Get rid of them so I can break through these walls.
Is he a friendly giant?
What the hell is this?
Was he talking to me?
Does he want me to free him or was he talking to the guards?
What are they talking to?
Oh shit!
Oh shit
Fuck is this bro
Wow interesting
Wow, ball buster.
I guess he's friendly.
What?
I hate those things, but I did it, now we can get the camera back.
One of these are not available.
I'll stay here and get the camera back.
Alright, let me see.
I ain't Olympus.
He has a mob variety right now.
Nothing kicked my ass.
We're looking for the boss.
What the hell?
Okay, that should move.
Oh my god.
Okay, that's a move. Oh my god.
Oh, I can actually hit those molten ones?
What the fuck was that?
What the hell was that? Did you just do a split?
What did I just witness?
What the hell was that in all that chaos?
What the heck did I just see?
Oh, I can talk to this guy
I roll you dodge damage and you can counter attack I let her run and where it was dodging every boy just by rolling
Many times they had to clean their armor
What why is he giving me a dodge tip aren't like that was earlier
I'm not gonna lie, the intro to this game was a bit lackluster, but this is not a bad soul's thing.
I still don't even know what the fuck happened in the beginning of the game.
Who was who was kinda hard to differentiate?
Not bad, though.
I think this is better than that other game.
You can use that with a second editor. Yes, bro. These are like basic ass tips.
That one fucking painting game.
This seems better than Mortal Shell.
But that's Mortal Shell 1.
There's been so many souls like.
I think this is better than a Notria.
My green shit is a little weird.
Come on man.
not having a camera shake slider is kind of potato though because the game has like heavy
screen shake.
I wonder if that red move is because I chose the rip.
You know what, sometimes you wonder if they leave the motion blur up 100% because like
I said yesterday, the dev like wants that or intends the game to be played that way.
Like why the fuck would you have a cinematic director for a video game and then have your
motion blur setting on. It's like turning on smooth motion on your TV and then
shipping the game but it's built into the fucking software. It's like you're telling
me the dev... he plays the game with motion blur on.
That means... oh no this is how it's intended to be played.
I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. There's something I do that like
freezes them
There's the Perry there it is there it is
All right, we're gonna free the castle what time is it can I free the castle in 15 minutes?
I think that's like a combo. Yeah, the graphics are a little muddy. I think you get like a
combo and you stun the boss when he goes green like that because he's basically dead at that point.
Yeah, I think it's like the stagger.
The game was made in dreams.
Was it really it kind of does look like it could be a dreams game now that you mentioned it
It does have that weird dream look I don't think they can publish games outside of that though. It's said on real engine
How he killed them oh, oh this is an elevator
Got him!
Somehow got him!
Ah, it is a stagger meter for combos.
Okay.
What is this?
Oh yeah, another mouse.
Is this our punishment for having wished for a home of air all gone now? I want to go away.
I got you, Mr. Rat. Oh my god, they're evil rats now.
Gotta do something with that door.
I wonder what you should do with that.
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Oh, there's a BG right there.
Oh my, that hurt.
Oh, you staggered? Oh my god, the key is a boss.
Oh no, no it's not.
Oh, that's how it works.
People voted for this.
Oh, fuck!
That's actually a pretty good game.
Maybe it's a shortcut.
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay, it looks like you know what it kind of looks like if you put it looks like DLSS on performance mode
Like it looks like it could be it just needs to be sharpened or something it just needs to be you know, it's like
It's a style
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
How did I do that?
ck
ck
ck
ck
ck
ck
ck
ck
Easy.
There it is.
Sakamachi.
I'm not sure if I can get this one.
I think I can.
There it is.
Sakamata.
There it is.
Now we get his chair.
Hey! My chest!
Hey!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
This looks like death.
Why is it?
It looks like it's telling me there's no fall damage.
Yeah, this game's really not that bad.
It's like a solid soul's leg.
Oh, there's no fall damage.
What?
Oh.
There's a lot of levels.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There's a lot of levels.
Rush to the boss, skip the enemies.
Oh yeah?
Alright, let's see the second boss. There's no way I'm gonna be able to rush that shit.
Technically, you could do that right in the souls, like...
You know some motherfucker was like, I know what type of game Elden Ring is, I'm just gonna rush to every boss, and not kill any of the mobs.
That would have been a bad way to expi- obviously once you do that once you play the game as
a challenge like a fuckin' level one run, I understand that.
I'm just saying like right out the gate, you boss rush.
I guess that'd be interesting, you just get like, it rewards you by just being gimped,
but if you kill them you get a shit ton of experience, they just uh, then, uh, that's
the one way of doing it, but nah.
For this game, why not?
Ellin Ring level one run, honestly that doesn't sound fun.
I mean, just rushing the bosses, I mean actually, actually that's why, you know, let's say,
Why, you know, like you do a boss rush?
The damn crab was a tower.
The city of stone. Did I free the castle? No, not the pointy, no.
Okay, Spiders and Airmen, we're here. We're finally here. Welcome to another my quite
friend, a land of rebirth and the little something that isn't particularly kind since I've been
What will happen from now on is up to the end of this side, maybe you two will sit up towards this side, he leaves.
I wish I could have a little bit of fun with this little trap.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What the hell, man?
So try not to be inconsiderate as you run around these lands.
As a matter of fact there could even be other armor owners here hidden in the shadows.
We're ready to go in and open this.
This is a bar of another armor just like many other angels.
I see why I'm describing you horrible and dangerous, but I'll leave it or not, the city considers many marvels.
What'll happen for now? There's something that's happened to me who will sit out towards the sky, or he he he.
Now this game is not fucking bad dude, this game, so what's like this game is so uninspired.
What the fuck are you smoking man?
This game is actually, this game is literally gonna just die and it's not gonna make that
much money.
This is actually a solid Soulslike.
Compared to all the other ones that were mediocre with a way higher marketing budget, this one
seems way more cult following potential over just like another Soulslike.
I ain't gonna fucking beat it!
You fucking beat it bro!
Ah, let's get to the boss here and see.
Yeah, even the mob variety already is like, okay, some mobs would have fucking had the
same skeleton for the past like hour.
I've seen like, 20 different mods so far.
Ow, ow, ow, ow! How do you carry this guy? Holy shit!
Fuck yeah, I'm so dead.
Dude.
Haha, I killed him!
Oh
We both died he died, too
Yeah, maybe definitely add the ability to
What the hell yeah, those are fat adorable chickens. What the hell man the chicken then dude look at it
It's a pigeon?
Ah yeah, maybe it is a pigeon.
It's definitely a pigeon.
Oh, shit!
No!
Alright, I got my shit back. I got my shit back.
Oh my god it saved it I think because he actually died at the same time so I don't need to actually go and kill him.
Yeah like the music's pretty damn good in the game too.
I still don't know what these are.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Okay, okay, okay, that's disgusting.
I didn't intend to kind of air weed down the mobs, but you kinda can.
Aw, he looks like he's gonna kick my ass.
The reverse ass picketing.
How much HP do you have?
On the boss, I was able to use my one ability.
Even the mailbox was trying to kill me.
What is going on here?
But now I can't.
Oh, yeah, that, okay, out.
Why is there a trick?
Right?
hold on hold on okay
oh
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Yeah, I think I'm just a god gamer.
Alright, I think that's just what's happening here, or this is phase one.
Oh
got it got it got it angelic armor is hidden potential
that was kind of sick each armor requires a different amount of mana to conjure its special
attack until the power of the special attack does massive damage but it damages the player
as well.
Do you want to see if I'm receiving damage or if I can be parried to spawn special effects?
Using carefully.
Do I have to like put that on or something?
What the heck is that?
Oh my god.
Yo.
Bro, this game is truly not bad.
I wonder if this is just not going to, probably just not going to really sell.
Can I talk to this guy?
I was wondering, do you ever think about what awaits us once our life runs out?
What? We're immortal.
I know about what happens to angels when they lose their body.
They get absorbed by the ground and they pray to enter a not-too-stupid object.
Well, I wouldn't hurt to have a different body. I'm a bit tired of being a mouse.
Oh my god, I even noticed I was like, who is Brillo?
What the heck, dude?
If you really don't like it, you can always pay a visit to the sculptor.
Your crazy abfur is staying like this rather than crossing the village.
Shut up and keep drinking. You're scaring our new friend. He's been here for hours and he hasn't said anything yet. Oh, they're talking about me
Yeah, bro
Well, I'm sitting at worst statues. Why are we drinking?
Whoa
And I should go in this structure
You would think there would be like a place to level up after that battle.
That seemed important.
I don't know if that was the boss for this place, it might be.
Can I actually use the Bishop?
it looks like oh my god wait I haven't been using a mechanic in the game the
whole time
Wait, I don't get it.
This is two.
This is three.
This is four.
This is one.
I thought I chose the rook.
Left click.
Left click.
Oh, you can actually do jump attacks.
Left click, left click.
Oh, you can actually do jump attacks as well.
Interesting.
Right click on Bishop? Yeah, didn't I choose the Bishop, but I have this too?
There's also heavy attacks you can parry.
I cannot see how you guys are attacking right now.
Maybe I can't parry on that guy.
It's kind of like you hit once you go into burst mode.
Is it turnip?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Level him?
Dude, I honestly don't know how that mechanic works for this game.
I'm not, I don't fucking know how this works.
I don't think you leveled them separately.
Let me see if I can go find the next boss and then we're going to next game it but pretty
pretty cool game.
I'm not going backwards, right?
I feel like I maybe came through here.
That is a sparkly lion statue. Like he's ready, he's like an elite.
Oh shit! Hold on, die, die, die, die, bro, die!
Yeah, maybe you're supposed to like when that happens you have time to do it when it's like you hit
This comments actually like not bad
Once you play it you'll see it's pretty damn responsive
I was getting my ass kicked, but it was still satisfying
You can like combo the parry or the dodge while wow that was a big wow really
Oh, I'm right here. Oh wait. Oh shit
What is the heavy attack it's not right click
Alright, he does have a parry.
Yeah, like I said, if they just had like a motion blur, uh...
Wait, can I carry it with him?
Yeah, this guy seems like he attacks fast but does no damage.
Yeah, fast attack, no damage.
This guy seems like he actually does damage.
Unless you do level them up separately, I'll see the next bonfire I get to.
You need to do a heavy on the Bishop.
Ah, let me see, let me see.
I gotta figure out what the heavy button is.
Yeah, there's a lot of clink clanks on this, this sound effect does sound like, holy shi-
okay wait you can get spazzy with this.
What is the heavy attack button, cause yeah, special attack is R.
Ow, oh, and then, oh, that's what that, oh.
They were saying you have to you can dodge that the combo is
Let me see let me see hold on
I died come on man I died rip 8,000
Hey, our next game, but honestly, a very cool game, honestly, a very cool game.
I hope it sells well.
Actually a solid souls like.
game as we continue we are headed into another one people known as another brand new release
With box art, holy moly, another brand new release.
One move away.
One move away.
Yes, we're going into cozy slop into scary slop into shooting slop.
Those are the same things, they're all part of the same tree.
Learn how to play? What am I even looking at? What does that say? Si-Wee?
1973
Oh yeah, Sylvie.
Oh, okay, here we go.
Oh, this is a super tutorial.
I feel like this is mocking me right now.
fail this oh god okay okay is this one the biggest google gaga let's size
compare there we go tutorial past build a cube tower following the boundaries
Building just have on the batteries
Okay, let's see
All right
Okay
There it is
Okay
Sure
This is a force tutorial.
Undo the tower.
Oh, you can undo and redo.
I don't know how I just did that.
What?
Poke cubes to fit into the truck.
Is this gonna be like a sorting game or something?
Okay, sure, sure.
Rotate the objects.
Oh, I was wondering if you could do this.
Alright, sure, sure.
There's only music in one of my ears right now.
Okay rotate sure man
Fill the truck with more interesting things
That is a massive lotion bottle what what are we doing here?
Alright, there it is. Maybe it's Bubbles. It's probably Bubbles. What else? Oh, the boundaries.
Alright, if you rotate this attached, why is this attached? There we go. Okay. Perfect.
Are you serious?
Come on.
Don't do this to me.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
All good.
All good.
Wait.
Wait.
Okay.
How do you poke again?
Come on.
Come on.
You're kidding.
What is the weight of this?
There it is.
Thank you.
There it is. Thank you.
Build a truck while in the baby chair.
Dude, what?
I learned how to play.
Oh, here we go. We grew up.
Oh, fuck.
Have no legs
Go turn it up if we're gonna be doing this
All right, I just got to fill the trunk right
Pack the desk length extended. All right here we go. Let's see
All right, sure
Clean, clean, what else, what else, what else, what else?
Where are we looking here?
Where are we looking here?
Maybe we wait, we'll stay with that on top, let's get the shoes in here.
These are freaking huge!
Okay, okay!
Whoa, the way it drops, that looks crazy, dude.
That health.
It looks like it fits itself when you extend your arms.
Okay, okay, so far I am.
Okay.
Oh, you can actually do this kind of...
Stack.
Drop one item, put on top.
Break the stack I'll do it right there oh you can do multiple stacks oh here we go this
This was not going to fit though I think.
That works!
This reminds me of like a weird app.
Like you could do this and someone has an app for this and then gives you points for doing
stuff like this.
I don't know why.
like a chore. This is a game for someone who hasn't done it in real life. Kind of like
a simulator. Boom! Dude, that is a 10 out of 10 packing right there with a cherry on top.
What is manipulate?
Oh.
This is where it gets a little tricky.
I feel like right there is good.
Right there.
Perfect.
What's wrong?
Are you serious?
Dude, just smush the head, bro.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you serious? That is actually bullshit.
Okay.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go.
What?
Achieve unlocked.
There you go.
Oof! Motherfucker wanted me to take out the shoe!
Yeah!
There it is!
1991.
1991.
1991.
Okay, well, I really can do it now.
Alright, wait, hold on.
Alright, let's see here, let's see here.
You can extend or rotate.
Is that not a spot I can...
Oh, you can actually go in the trunk.
Oh wait, hold on, can I even pack in the front?
Can you actually...
Oh wait, you can pack in the front. I might just leave the TV here.
Yeah, I might actually leave that TV there.
Let me see.
Are you kidding me?
The chairs?
Okay, here we go.
Let me see if this fits here. I might need to put this on top of the TV.
You know what?
Leave the front passenger seat free of any items. That's for the third star. You're telling me
you can fit everything back here for the third star.
What about? Okay.
maybe we can put the TV on top let me do a base of boxes
let's get all the fucking boxes in tell me I can occupy that corner right there
No, okay, let's see take this. Oh my god, dude
Hold on
Howie and the whole this is a whole patio set
Are you kidding
You can manipulate them?
Yeah, that just means to play with the item, dude.
Like a guitar, you can strum it.
Look.
That's all it means.
Yeah, there's no way!
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, wait, you can fold the chairs?
Chat.
No one ban chat right now. Ban them right now. Ban them right now.
Bro, I think you can fold the chair, dude. You can fold this one, though. You can fold
the foldable one. The foldable one is foldable.
Oh, yo, foldable table, too!
Okay!
Alright, there it is, there it is.
We got a double foldable.
Just gonna get this shit in first, and then we're good.
Are you kidding me?
That looks elevated.
That is clipping right now.
You know if I can actually shove the foldable, I might take that out.
The extra object.
All the other small shit we can shove in, it doesn't matter.
there it is we're going for the extra point right off the bat come on buddy come on buddy
come on work with me work with me here I might need something under it okay you know what
let's just keep building here
hopefully we don't hit a bump and break the screen
if this game had built in like way more physics that'd be crazy
alright there's so many more boxes oh my god
Buddy.
Get enough.
Yeah, these are empty.
I just have an emotional bond to these boxes.
It's the first boxes I used when I first got here.
Is this in?
Oh yeah, that's in.
Alright, what else do we have?
We got this, this, the chair.
Let's put this in right here.
Everything else can just stack on top.
This right here too.
Alright, there's a bunch of CDs.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Cassettes.
Alright, put on top. Alright, we got another triple stack here.
Oh my, look at that, clutch.
Are these stackable? Oh, these are stackable. We got bugs. Easy bugs. These damn rollerblades.
Easy triple star, easy.
Oh god, it's shaking.
Alright, everything else.
Okay, okay.
The TV, the TV, oh god, the TV, we'll figure out the TV, it's okay, it's okay.
it's actually getting a little uh oh
not in the front seat not in the front seat we need the third star leave the
front passenger seat free of any items it's actually stuck over there
Oh nice, okay. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. You know what now we're gonna put this in and then just slowly just like
Oh god
Come on buddy. Come on buddy
Motherfucker
There it is, there it is, there it is, the base, the base is set, the base is set, the
screen is not shattered, the vehicle is not ruined.
Okay, okay, let's put this here.
Worst side to put that in.
Good thing to say that is just a video game, bruh. It's a rough draft.
This fucking stool might shit on the score.
Nope.
Meow.
Easy. Oh my god. Okay.
Keep pushing shit in the back keep pushing shit in the back. There you go
Forget about this one
Okay, I'm thinking we quickly shut the trunk on this
So it's the first thing that falls out as soon as we open it, but we know it's there. Oh
My god, this damn lamp
Oh, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, okay, we need new strings on
that.
Oh, God, this is very important.
This is my master blueprint.
Make sure that doesn't get ruined.
Come on bruh.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Uh oh, the teddy bear.
Oh shit.
Why?
This is the second time this thing has haunted me.
Come on buddy, come on buddy, come on buddy, come on dude.
Oh, yeah, the bag, by the way, the bag. Oh my god, the bag voice, the bag. Uh, where
are we putting the bag? Uh, shit. You know what? Hold on, this looks like a pepperoni.
The pepperoni pizza, the pepperoni pizza!
Are you kidding me, bro? Are you kidding me with this thing?
You know what? Hold on!
Maybe this is at the border right here.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Come on come on come on.
Oh.
Come on come on.
Quarter in the gumball machine.
Quarter in the gumball machine. Come on.
Come on bro.
Amber that should have- Yes! No!
There it is. There it is. Don't tell me I need the bike. Three stars, boys. We're heading
the road.
There it is.
I know my pro controller for the Switch game.
First weekend next time.
Game in. I got one.
Wait, hold up, what am I doing here? Am I packing? Or am I placing? I did not read what
it was. Am I packing? Or am I placing? The game is called One Move Away, but, um, where
the fuck am I packing shit I think I'm placing
unpacking everything into the make space in my dresser for oh Dennis's
belongings I'm lost
I'm actually lost
This is the dresser so am I just putting things in here
Oh wait, I'm putting everything into the dresser everything in the box is going in the dresser
Oh. Motherfucker, how is this fitting?
Up above.
Yeah, the whole game's been outside and packing, man. Not unpacking. Whatever, dude.
Okay. I thought we were always on the move.
There's a move-in.
a fucking moving in all right hold up we get I don't know where that trophy just
went oh shit it kind of works all right there it is when I won that UFC
tournament. Alright, how about we sort these books a little bit. Stack. Stack. We need
all the room we can get. Stack all of this shit together. Give me all the books.
random box $10,000 camera the hell is this shit some trash fucking mug oh we
got books alright here we go
Come on, man. Come on, man. What even is this right now? That looks disgusting. Even the
stacking is wrong. Oh my god. Where are the biggest books? Can I manipulate one?
You can't manipulate pick up break stack. Oh, you can actually do that nice
You can actually do that hold on the controls a little weird, okay, there we go or not there we go
Now stack it
The music left
It's one song. The whole game is one song.
Oh, don't do this.
Well, now that I know you can manipulate one in the stack, now...
That works.
I forgot one.
You get like extra points for this?
Okay, well let me see how to do this.
There we go. Alright, hold on. Break the stack, move it, pick up.
That was the hardest part of the game, hold on.
Actually the hardest part of the game.
Exactly the one I needed.
There it is.
There it is.
And before there's another book, holy fuck.
All right, all of these, I guess we'll go here.
We got some board games.
Don't do this to me.
Oh, it's a board game.
All right, Jenga. Insane fit up there.
Random statue. He'll hold the books.
Who guard the books?
He's fighting the bear.
No, he's not. He's holding it. He's guarding it.
I preferred when we were moving out, not when we're, uh, you know, doing some interior-ass
decorating.
I preferred, uh, you know, putting shit in the car.
That was kind of a little more, uh, this is not just cleaning up the game.
Motherfucker, you think I want to clean this shit, dude? Are you kidding me?
Motherfuckers will play this and their house is nowhere near as neat.
The only thing is more fun in the game. In real life, fuck me.
Where are we puttin' this shit? Are you kidding me? You wanna put this in the drawer!
What the fuck are we doin' here?
The top is outside? No way.
are you kidding dude okay okay I mean shove this shit in here bro okay there
you go listen here maybe I can do this
All right, okay, we got a little box.
I'm pretty sure that foldable is also knotted.
Oh, tell me that's another book.
Oh my God.
Potentially saved.
Ruin.
Absolutely ruin.
Okay, what else do we have another random box?
We're not opening it for some reason.
Alright, that's a happy box.
Random two heavy two boxes.
Okay, we're not opening these.
We got a donkey or some shit? Donkey?
The camera?
I swear there's... I forget this to fit here.
Really?
new piece of shit fine
fixed
oh okay that's still too big
fixed is that it 32 of 36
Oh, really?
Okay, buddy.
I fucking skateboard.
Are you serious?
There's a skateboard!
Who puts a skateboard in here?
I actually have room for it.
Oh my God, what even is this?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute, Sacred Geometry, Simple Geometry.
Here we go.
This is how that bad Han Solo player hits you
After missing every shot of being useless the whole game.
But somehow if I can guess the greatest shot of his life...
On you...
Come on!
Okay, buddy.
Okay.
Okay, dude.
Behind the ape? No, dude.
I could just put it there.
Yeah, maybe we go behind the ape.
Oh, it would have been cool if it worked, okay?
You mean chat carry?
No shit there is an open spot for it, but if you just shove it in an interesting spot,
that's more interesting.
There's fucking guy.
Really?
There you go. All right, I think I got room for this.
I neglected this. Wait, where- what's the third? Oh?
You know what we're gonna shove them we're gonna okay okay here we go here we go
What's what we're doing here?
What's what we're doing?
Jenga.
Jenga mode. Oh, don't hit this brown, please.
Oh, whoops.
Still doable.
That's bullshit dude, that will fit.
There it is. Easy. There it is. There it is. There's fucking donkey dude. Really. Really.
get that shit in there 35 or 36 excuse me oh my god oh my god oh my god the
trophy of course we cannot bend it you know actually should fit right here three
Three stars boys. Another one. Another one. God damn. There it is.
Oh
Oh
This one
you're kidding you're kidding you're kidding
Yeah, this is doable. This is doable. No, no, this is doable. Easy. Easy, like, easily
renewable. I can fit it all in. I was just seeing if maybe.
Tell me that ass is sticking out.
Oh my god dude, this teddy bears the mother fucker.
Oh.
You're serious right now dude.
I could probably move the teddy bear. I bet he fits right here. Maybe.
His feet are gonna stick out or something.
What the hell? Why is this the...
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on!
You're kidding dude hold on is this pushed all the way back
I should have left it the other way.
I did.
There's no way it would have fit that way.
It wouldn't have fit that way.
It wouldn't have fucking fit that way.
Actually maybe.
I don't think so.
It's gonna mess up.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Leave it in here, or one cup in here.
Maybe the second cup?
It depends.
It might close.
Close, close, close.
Okay.
I just have to move one item here.
Oh, perfect.
Music.
Three stars.
Three stars.
the trailer to pack the items. Oh really? What's the height? Wait, what's the height?
We need to do a height test.
Oh, wait, wait.
Really?
No way.
Really?
Okay, interesting.
All right.
Wow.
You do not care about the road apparently is a lot of touch make it just make it it needs
to go in no matter what it has to these look stackable I got a speedrun this one we got
next game it the cars it only use the trailer to pack the items lies
very nice very nice table first we got chairs we got this this is a cushion
come on bro oh my god oh my god the slot holy shit holy shit the pixel perfect
man it's like Dark Souls hitboxes god damn
don't look the karate don't look are you gonna stack on top of those tables
Motherfucker! Sometimes you just gotta wait and see!
Alright.
There it is, boys. This is how you do a double stack of V8 Dragon right here.
You stack in the stack and then grab the whole fucking thing.
That's how you do it.
I know we're gonna next game it here.
Buddy what what is what is the problem here does this not?
There it is there it is
Who cares about this it's more about moving it to the place are you kidding me? There's no worst bookshelf
feels bad as for a bookshelf and then your books are too big
the TV that's how strong it is bro that's how this is how strong TVs used to be
Look at this. There. Look at that.
Crazy durability. Crazy.
Wait!
Yeah!
Ah!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH! Fuck!
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, dude, chill, make a staircase.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, you're not doing this at home.
All right, here we go.
No, man, why do you pick up with so much force, dude?
Are you serious? Are you serious, Brawl? Are you kidding me?
Excuse me? Yeah, this isn't going to work!
I got it. I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it. Okay. Whatever, man. On. On. Can
Can you open this?
You should be able to open it.
There it is.
Oh, I still had it.
There it is.
There it is, okay.
There it is. Oh shit, there goes the books. Clean, clean.
kidding you're kidding we're taking half of this trash are you serious right now
are you serious okay okay this action might be kind of bad all the boxes on
this is a very unreal dude okay at this point why are we taking that
Okay, let me get all these out of the way.
I don't like how it's sitting like that.
Why?
Oh, that's why.
I guess it doesn't matter, because this isn't real life.
That will definitely not fall as soon as we accelerate, it's more about getting the things
on the damn trailer.
The job was to get the stuff on the trailer, no one told us you were driving, no one told
no you shouldn't get it on the trailer it's on it
all right so far so good you know i mean it's working bro okay 18 of 60 by the way
yeah the sequel is gonna have it so then you have to drive it there was already a game where
You already had shit in your car and you have to get to the destination without anything popping up
That game in this game should collab where
You take that guy who didn't who was the driving dev and this guy was the stacking shit then put them together and make it into one game
Oh my god, oh my god a hundred players connect
You all have a bunch of items and you have to quickly put it all in your car.
Everybody's got a car and a trailer. You got to stack it all physics-based and
then you go down a bumpy ass track or something and well whoever makes it to the
end with X-abot of items wins.
Yeah, heavy on the physics I'll wait for these I'll wait for these these noodles we'll wait for
get this fucking trash can right there lodged fused into the chair
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Don't do this.
Okay.
No, stop.
That thing just ruined everything.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The stacked.
It ruined the stack.
More stable.
Alright, gaming monitor, CRT 1993.
Right there.
That's not gonna fit.
There it is.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Tap it.
Hammer it down.
Insane GPU in here.
Holy.
gaming pc
master fucking base
okay a whole sound system by the way
looks like maybe it can stay here
maybe this will fit
getting a little iffy now
now all we need to do is, you know what?
you should be able to do this but then uh... you have
you put plastic over it and you seal it like they seal fuckin
the microwave seal it
and uh...
i don't know, attach it to the trailer
yeah, you shrink-wrapped the whole fucking thing
just don't go through a tunnel
the whole car would go
There's probably a service out there that shrink wraps anything
We shrink wrap anything you got a car we shrink wrap shrink wrap you got a fucking
House shrink wrap you name it
30 of 60 dude? Are you kidding? Alright, yeah, hold on, let me see. It's a lot of small items.
Alright, here we go, here we go. Alright, let's start doing some Jenga shit.
There it is, there it is. I don't know how that got in there, but okay.
Smaller items. Let's go. We got a next game in here. Okay. I'm not fucking cleaning shit for the next hour
Even though I just did. Okay. Here we go. Hold on. Hold on.
All right speed it up
Come on buddy
Come on
All right, a box should fit right here.
Another one of these.
That's not going to fit there.
We're going to just keep building here until it all collapses right now.
Holy shit, I forgot about these.
It fits.
Okay.
Okay, now we just shove things.
Oh my god, that worked.
Okay, big box.
This is gonna suck.
Unless...
Ow!
Okay.
Wait, can I get on top of this?
Wait, can I get on top of all the items?
OOOH!
Please, Gaten.
Work with me here, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh yeah, easy clap.
Holy shit, dude.
The devs hate him.
We're gonna fucking patch this shit!
Okay, bitch.
We saw your shit.
It's fucking patched, bitch.
Don't do that again.
Don't do this again.
Now drive a foot.
Didn't work.
No!
The limit!
No!
Nooo! Come on, my man! Come on, my mother-in-law!
Live patch!
How do I do that? Oh.
Bluesh!
Okay, this is damn donkey.
Okay, we got the camera.
We got the camera.
We got the blower.
Where are we putting this?
Where are we putting this?
Does this fit here?
Okay, this is damn donkey.
Where we put it is? Does this fit here?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Insane spot right there.
It's not easy being a three star gamer.
You know, I'm starting to realize.
It takes a specific individual.
You wouldn't understand.
Holy scale the mountain oh my god like Picasso's last paintbrush stroke there it is holy fuck
Even though I got like 30 more strokes, hold up.
Hold on, hold on, let's book this shitty.
This game would be so scary if there was a bit more physics,
because I feel like this should have tumbled a while ago.
Hang him, hang him!
Can I hang him?
Are they hangable?
The hangening.
There it is.
Holy shit.
The hanging. There it is. Holy shit.
The double hang. The double hang.
Oh my god.
The Jenga.
The clearance.
Holy shit.
The clearance.
Dude. Dude.
Look at that shit. Look at that shit. Calculated.
I had the blueprint in my mind!
I already knew where everything was going to go! I already knew!
Didn't count. I didn't drop it. I did not drop it.
There you go.
Uh, this part is a little, mmm, mmm, I gotta, I gotta kinda push everything.
Okay, okay.
It did not like what I just did.
Oh no, hold on.
Okay, you know what?
We'll find a different spot.
There it is, okay.
Kind of ruined the platform, but it works.
Almost done, almost there.
This one somehow fits.
More speakers.
Maybe, maybe, sure.
There it is.
The finale.
So the goal is, as soon as we get there, if we just get there and then everything falls
off, well we made it.
So yeah.
I'm here!
And then everything just falls.
But it's all where it was supposed to be.
What happened?
Nice.
Come on, bro.
Nice.
Oh!
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Four more items you guys were here next game next game. I already know I'm getting the three stars
There it is
The three stars are in bound holy moly
Right there right there and
And another one on the coffee maker
Done you know I see why they made it so you can put stuff in the car. There's a lot of noobs out there, you know
But
Not here not here here it is
Done. Goddamn. Cinema.
AHH! What?!
what that's a thing I thought that was a cutscene
no no wait wait wait wait wait oh my god oh my god what the fuck is
It's okay. It's okay. It's the chair. It's the chair. This can easily be fixed. And if
If it doesn't work, there's always the next game.
How do you just fucking go?
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, share. Share!
There!
Easy.
Easy.
Send it!
It's okay.
We just have to get into the breakdown lane, okay?
It's fine. It's fine. There it is. There it is. Insert. Insert the key. Insert the key.
There it is.
What even fell off?
Fixed, fixed.
Right here, right here.
Oh my god.
In there.
Oh, yep.
There it is.
Oh, oh!
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
It's okay. It's okay. Hold on. Hold on. It's alright. It's alright. There's no problem
right now. There's literally no problem right now. It looks like I added a little gorilla
glue for the ride. Okay, I need a little more gorilla glue on that. Just a little boop of
Gorilla glue in this kind of stick.
No!
There it is, there it is. Come on, next game!
Oh my god.
the
Oh
you're kidding you're kidding
it's over it's over
dude come on man! not the two stars bro please!
That is going to fall off. There's no way. That is totally going to fall off.
Wait, does this attach?
Hitbox Dev, what are we doing?
Oh, that speaker's gonna drop.
Unlossed!
Waffel!
Waffel!
Waffel!
I give up I give up two-star gamer
Two star gamer.
GG, I tried.
Two stars.
There's only one more attempt here.
No, I can't, I can't even climb anymore.
I don't have the jump ups.
I don't have the spot to jump up.
Whoa, that worked.
Whoa.
That speaker just found the greatest way to fall.
Okay, okay, okay, how?
How is this piece of shit ballin'?
I'll give a fuck, chat next game, whatever.
All right, next game.
I could've figured it out, okay?
We got a next game, though.
All right, next game.
As I continue a sub,
Sunday we are jumping into a game.
Made by one dev.
One guy.
One guy.
Not two guy.
One guy.
Known as running train.
Known as running train, let's see what we have here.
Yes, indeed.
Let's see. Let's see. Six minutes. Takahashi Takanamori. Train set. We're going yellow. We're going
yellow. Two cars. Have your rain. Hard mode. Go. What do we have here? Let's see, let's
Let's see.
Okay.
Okay, the lore is,
I found a train and I don't know how to drive it,
but I have to get somewhere.
So here I go.
Gotta learn.
Here we go.
At lights.
Oh my god, this game looks crazy.
Oh my god.
Okay. There's the throttle. Oh, that's the handbrake. Oh, fuck, we're moving. I'm actually
I'm scared.
Whoa, this game's crazy good.
I know, I know what it is.
I'm scared.
Why is it dark outside?
Oh my God.
Yo, where are the lights?
Where am I going?
520?
Suzu...
I think I already missed it.
Whoa!
Oh my God!
Whoa, oh my god.
Yeah, this is scary, Matt.
I'm hitting the damn brakes!
The brakes aren't working!
I think they're working, I think they're working.
Oh my god. Yo, this game's insane.
Okay. Okay.
Oof.
Stop at location. Two cars. Probably missed it. Alright, how does this work?
Okay, those are two- okay, so there's two breaks. Oh, I see, I see, okay. This is heavy break.
Alright. And then Z gives us acceleration.
Motherfucker, I don't give a shit about if they're gonna get there or not. No one's on board.
board. Can I leave, Whisker? Yeah, good thing I got rid of my TKL. What was that noise?
Okay, oh we are missing this
Did the brakes are okay, thanks
Okay, I'm reversing.
Press down.
Oh, I see how, okay, okay, okay, okay, I see, I see.
All right.
Get rid of the brakes.
I'll play again but so I can see can I dynamically maybe change the weather this game actually
seems frickin awesome dude for a train game I got a decent amount of the gist
Spring, I wanted it to be heavy rain, but I could see it. I don't know why it was nighttime.
You can do a blizzard, buddy. Yeah, clear doesn't...
Where do you see night?
It says time bottom left.
Oh, can I change the time?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I see what you're saying.
All right, let's do,
Kind of more a 520 1147 and a blizzard and a six car this one hidden UI.
No speedometer, what the hell is this?
As long as it gives me those little tutorial prompts, I like when the game has dynamic
shit that tells you what to do until you kind of figure it out.
Wow!
This motherfucker loves trains.
This looks so fucking good.
Wow.
God damn.
Even the snow? What the fuck?
Whoa! I wonder if this is actually...
I don't know what map he made here. Is this actually just like a part of Japan?
I don't think it's like... something he fully crafted. I don't know.
Alright, let's see how this works. Alright, brakes.
Dude, even the interior? God damn.
Hopefully no one's on board!
Oh god, how do I shut that off?
I don't remember that noise being a thing.
And I don't want to read Japanese.
Okay, air the wipers.
Okay, maybe I do need the UI on.
I thought it was whistle space.
What the hell is that noise?
That did not sound good.
Alright.
I can figure it out. Input device. We're going immersive mode. Toggle whistle. Emerges to
ATS confirmation, it was literally minus space.
Try and stop.
Whistle.
I didn't change anything.
Alright, one more time, Bliss. One more time. I didn't know there was a toggle. Okay. Alright,
we're good now. We're good. We're good. Here we go. Here we go. Full immersion. Blizzard.
1147 and yes yes yes good weather this mother fucker
F5 actually works, nice.
Alright.
That dude, I was slamming the space button.
Maybe...
Oh, is that the power button?
Oh, is that the power of the brakes?
That's fucking bullshit.
I was literally hitting spacebar like 50 times.
Stop at location, 4 kilometers, 3 cars.
All right, here we go.
I wonder if people actually board the train.
There's our schedule, lol.
How fast does this thing actually hit? What's the speed limit?
This guy actually made Microsoft a train simulator.
One guy.
One guy.
What's the speed limit? 100?
Shit, I don't know how to lower my speed.
Other than applying brakes.
How do I stop accelerating?
No, this was brake adjustment.
Okay, what is this 500 meter thing HP bar wait HP bar score
Oh, you oh in this game you lose a key. I think it's like a speed test to see if you're
Here we go
I'm going to miss it, I'm going to miss it, I'm going to miss it!
I messed it, I messed it, I messed it.
Yeah, these brakes, man, I missed it.
Come on, dude.
I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know!
Okay
Give it a second give it a second
Come on! Come on!
I'll pass in this reverse. It looks like you can reverse decently fast.
I don't want to overshoot it.
I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm just going to say that I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying.
Why is this thing 107 is that how much time I have to correct before I fail okay I'll
I'll get it.
All right, we're accelerating.
Oh, wait, wait.
Slow down, slow down, kill the speed.
Full brakes and then I can accelerate.
There we go.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
New train.
Go five, go five.
Oh my.
Hello, hello.
Hold on 40 seconds.
There it is.
Are we good?
Dude.
How do you open the door, bro?
Alright, we're gonna do this again.
Here we go, boys.
Alright, we're gonna do the same thing.
New route, heavy rain, a six car again.
I'm going to slow down heavily when I get there, yeah, I'm going to start hitting the
the brakes at like a kilometer.
All right, we're going.
What the hell, man?
Why are we not going?
Excuse me?
Prevent rolling.
Oh, you know what, if you quickly take the brakes off, it does that, you have to ease
the brakes. Alright, what are our two kilometers? Alright, this is going to be pretty fast.
There we go.
Alright, soon, soon I'm going to start, I'm going to apply a little brakes, a little brakes.
Just get a feel of how sensitive.
Okay.
This might be the best train game I've ever played.
I'm not gonna lie, this is actually insane.
Alright, gonna kill the power.
Alright, kill the acceleration.
Oh
They counted it
There it is, boys.
Sheesh!
Alright, let's just gotta make sure our brakes are good, okay!
Yo, no one boards it.
Maybe next patch you actually see people waiting for depart.
Okay, I didn't get the ATS beep this time, so I think we're good.
Oh, I'm rolling.
Maybe I'm supposed to accelerate heavy and then slowly ease off the brakes.
Oh wait, do we have to depart at... oh, okay.
I'm gonna show 30 seconds.
Wait, we have to get to Takahashi in three minutes.
All right, here we go.
All right, I'm running a passive speed limit here full throttle.
Let's go, let's go!
Open the door next time.
90 km speed check.
Okay, it seems like balancing, uh, having a lot of the brakes applied is not bad, uh,
Covering on the 1-2.
Wow, 65? Alright, hold on.
Let's go with the ring here and now slow it down.
Might be a little too slow, but I think I'll make it.
A little early.
One more gas.
Ah, damn!
Too late.
It's fine.
Whatever.
We have to go.
Anyways.
It's fine, whatever, we have to go...
Anyways...
Should you want my mommy? Should you want my mommy?
Feels bad. Whatever, made it.
Are we? Uh, Taka 140. Oh shit, wait, depart? 14? Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're already late on the depart.
We got a full send it full send even if we're going past the speed limit
not to learn people it was the last time I was on a train honestly I've been on a
train in like decades
I don't even fucking remember if I've ever been on one. I don't even remember being on one.
Watch it, there it is!
Climb right down.
Climb right down.
Slash the brakes!
Stop!
Shaggy Wa!
Shaggy Wa!
Shaggy Wa!
Shaggy!
Shaggy!
Oh my!
Yeah, these brakes suck ass, man!
Yes, I know, I know, I know.
I'm ready to relax!
We're going back, we're going back.
Got it, got it, go, go, go, go, go!
He's yelling at me.
This damn train, I understand, go!
It's literally a reverse!
How much time? 35, we're late.
Wait
Next is the train
Okay
Next is the train
Next is the train
man whatever I got a depart anyways it doesn't matter we gotta go I gotta go I
gotta go publicly shamed on the news
tomorrow
All said, all said.
Enable NOS.
I
Here we go here we go here we go
I know I know don't yell don't yell I know I know double dude, okay
All brakes are some BS.
Alright, here we go, here we go, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay, Shugiwa, Shugiwa.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
Please go please go please go
Oh
My god this thing is bro the break you gotta get used to the break building it has to build pressure
Okay
It's like a pressure release valve
You gotta get used to the pressure exiting
All right at 600 I'm slamming the brakes
Fuck a lot boys we're late for everything. Yeah at 600 kilometers. I'm slamming
Alright, here we go, here we go.
It's because I'm looking at the views, alright?
Fine, I'll stay in the cockpit.
I know I belt the speed target, I know.
I'm glad you're out.
Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go.
There it is boys, there it is.
Next is the train.
See?
Next is...
Next is...
Alright, we're going, we're going, we're going.
Oh, we're rolling, we're rolling, we're rolling.
Hold on, we're rolling. Can I go full speed?
Okay, relax.
And then...
Roll that shit, roll that shit, and we're going.
Alright.
Got it?
Oh my god, there's a storm.
A random star appeared.
100 kilometers? Really dude.
What's happening?
In 50 meters?
Or is that saying achieve it is coming up?
And hold the speed?
Is that saying
It's going to judge me at 100 kilometers and 300 meters.
Reached that?
What does it say?
I made it.
We're on through a tunnel.
I accidentally let go of the rigs.
I actually let go of the damn brakes.
Come on, man.
I'm trolling.
I'm trolling.
I'm trawling
Are you kidding dude
All right, we made it now made it
All right, here we go.
Keep dissipating, keep dissipating.
Come on!
Full send.
I gotta go personally apologize to every passenger.
There's nobody.
How much do train and conductors get paid?
I got two kilometers.
150.
Fuck the speed limit.
We're gonna get it.
15 o'clock for street limit
We're gonna get it
And...
Oh, there's no way to get out of here.
Oh, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way.
So you are
Okay
Full brakes, but yo this thing this thing needs brakes a kilometer away
Okay, this thing needs breaks a column I was going 150
All right.
We good we good there it is there it is okay next station
for five minutes late. That's all good. That's all good.
our full send and the thousand full send and the thousand I'm going to
uh like a hundred fifteen one thousand meters I'm full setting the brakes
All right, here we go, here we go.
1,000 Slemming the Brakes.
And Slemming.
I even added a little bit.
Is it?
Shaggyman!
Shashashashashaggyman!
Wow, okay now, I'd rather this than the other.
I'd rather I'd rather this than the other reason in the last 100 feels like an hour
Alright, that's how you're supposed to do it.
That rhythm is how you're supposed to pop that shit.
Never mind, I'm rolling.
I'm rolling!
What?
Too much.
Oh, maybe they're supposed to be a little bit of...
Hmm.
I don't know.
It's almost like you're moving at 20.
Alright, three kilometers.
Last stop, next stop is next game.
Yeah, I gotta take a piss, actually. Let's see how fast this goes. Fuck the stops. It's
That's probably what happens.
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
Break at the station
Next game, but what a cool game dude honestly, probably one of the best
Train games and a solo dev like okay, damn
Our next game is
We continue
People
The next game we are headed to might be interested in this I doubt it a new monitor
I doubt it, Brian, I doubt it. What is ASUS ROG doing?
Peace for OLED? What does that even mean? IPS OLED 24.5. 27 inch monitors, literally the best.
27 is the greatest monitor size.
All right, next game as we continue.
We are jumping to another world premiere.
We're going to make this lore accurate where you guys are going to gather stuff and I'm
going to sit back and tell you what to put everything, where to put everything.
Let's do a community event.
Well, the greatest empire ever known, favored by the gods, empowered by your worship.
But it was not lost.
Rome burned.
No!
We were betrayed.
Our temples raised.
Without Russia, we were lost.
Without us, the empire crawled.
Each night the Fallen
Caught the what?
Let hope still burns
Reunite the survivors
Rebuild the altars
Restore the glory of Rome
Zombie Rome
This game is called
Roamstead
Should I play multiplayer?
It's like up to eight players, so you guys can farm and just drop me loo.
I know some of you like doing that.
That sounds fun for you.
I've seen, I've seen you do with other streamers.
That looks fun.
Okay, so let's do that.
Oh, Sploo!
External server providers join multiplayer?
I could join someone's...
Oh, shit, as well.
great new air the name is the name profession phalanx
Lover, Mechanicus, Thalings, growing, Construction, Mechanicus.
Agolu, Agoluis, Agoluis, Agoluis, Agoladamus.
What the hell is that you?
What the hell do we do?
What the hell do we do?
There it is.
Bro, it's my birth name, bitch.
Relax.
We're in a world. Rome 2. Large.
Alright, join up. Join up.
The Loras, that was when my father named me. And his dying breath.
They think they think
What the hell are you doing in the maze? Oh my god
Oh
Whoa
All right, there it is. Yeah, the rule is you gotta be lower accurate or banned
Okay, okay, what the hell?
Lawn drive scene many flea by this place, but you are the first to speak to me
I am I don't remember. I know I am not you not like you, but what that makes me I do
not know I remember how to do things but not why I know dumb but I look around us
and I see possibility ways to survive I will share okay whatever bro all right
Flint shards is this captain 60 FPS
Wow, that depth of field is strong.
Is this gap, wait, automatic camera scale?
I don't follow, what is that?
Oh my god!
Whoa, you can zoom the hell out!
Holy shit.
Alright.
Oh yeah, this game, oh shit.
Oh, this is multiplayer?
We build stuff?
Ah, maybe I can get some flint.
Yeah, how big is the server I swear it's an eight-man server
Was I supposed to set the amount I
Swear was I swear was a man
Hold up
Let me double chat a check because I want to play with a I
Swear it's an eight. It says up for adventure one to eight
I got a back out hold up save world save and leave I
Saw nothing for a hosting where I can switch it to eight man
Multiplayer unless you need an external server provider to do an eight man low I
Actually think maybe
There's no host settings other than a password.
Alright the password is LOL.
Maybe it will work?
If not, that sucks.
Come on man, I thought this was gonna be 8 man.
What the hell is this?
Is that actually how you get one?
A wood stick?
Okay, how do I build now?
Oh my god.
New crafting recipes.
Pickaxe.
I wonder how you move this stuff.
I think this is food.
Lumber axe?
I'm the main hand.
I need more Flint.
How do I bind this stuff?
maybe you like won it eating I don't know what I just did I just right-clicked
it oh in this game doesn't automatically do it nice
Can you get more flint somewhere?
Oh, there's a lot of flint over here.
You have to actually pick up the flint and throw it to then pick it up.
And then you can hit this.
Unless maybe now I can use this and just hit it with a pickaxe.
I can just hit it with a pickaxe too.
That's when you had no weapons.
The Latias?
Wood planks.
Looks like some olives I can eat.
Collect workbench, wood stick, chop down luxury by tying up one of the logs on top of its tree stump and chop it with each produced wood planks.
Oh really?
Weird.
Wait, wait, what?
Oh, that didn't give me what I needed.
You need to actually put it on the tree stump.
Let me get this big tree here.
Okay, and then...
Whoa, this game is interesting.
You actually have to use the throwing mechanic instead of like, hmm, okay.
If it plays objects, I do have a workbench, don't I?
Alright, I'm going to set this here for now.
Oh yeah, Rome started with a workbench.
Interact with a town corner.
I'm going to start off the enemy team to create a town and act with a workbench to get started.
Alright!
I hear my- I call this- Rome- Eughh!
Alright, what do I need here?
Even the music left, excuse me?
Why'd the music leave us?
Like actually left us.
Okay.
Is that good?
Wait.
RUM TOO!
RUM TOO!
RUM TOO!
wait
room 2
gain citizens by constructing buildings
okay interact with an altar
are you telling me to make an altar? does this game not tell me to make an altar right now?
unlocks quests from the god
alright we need three stones
You can check shit pretty far in this game.
There it is.
What?
Ow.
Killer rats.
It's food.
Judging the dev for making the music not continuous.
Offer on the altar, Guardian's Eye.
Oh shit, we got a bunch of gear.
You have been asked to slay the giant owl that circles above.
Once this is done, take one of its eyes and offer up on an altar.
The altar you can make yourself with the help of a workbench,
as for the owl, must have a nest nearby.
Alright boys, let's go kick his ass.
I want this shit.
We're gonna go, we gotta go kill an owl for the quest.
Gothic 2 on Ambien Ambien
Wait, you killed the owl?
Fuck!
Did the owl die?
Wait, what happened?
No?
Oh, we actually have to populate our town.
Oh dude, this game would be so good with eight players right now.
Deb, yeah, this actually seems like a pretty good game.
Deb, you gotta make it so you can just fucking join servers, dude.
That should be the next batch.
Leather workers building.
Oh, whoa.
Hey, I will construct!
All right, leather worker next to a house.
Okay.
The lumber yard.
Oh my God, these are huge.
Can I rotate?
This was actually a horrible place to build.
Holy shit, this is the worst place to build.
It's all good.
It will look good.
Can I move this?
There's actually so much shit you can do.
Wood wall, wood gate, coal trap.
Yeah, actually, wait, sure, this is a zombie game.
Hey, home for your jobless citizens.
Alright, what do we need here to make this stuff?
Seems like finding big pieces of wood is a little bit of a pain.
Olives?
Am I supposed to eat?
Is that my HP up there?
Oh yeah, that is...
You get buffs like in what's that game, Valheim?
So these only give you sticks you need the actual big ones
What do we have here?
Yeah, maybe as the game proceeds you get
There's more and more that threats that appear
Oh shit. We need six of these.
Yeah, they need to make it so you- anyone can join a server.
Instead of friendsless bullshit.
I wonder if there's a way to make it so we join like a steam group so then people can just join up.
Yeah, it's all olive trees.
Alright, I've got a bunch of rat to eat for tonight.
Now, Cedas, what the level's gonna look like.
Cedas, how the world is built, has nothing to do with connecting.
Oh
Yeah, oh, oh wake you I
Need two more trees here two more trees of this way
Interact with the food storage?
Alright, I'm ready.
How do we construct this?
Oh.
Oh, shit!
Oh, you actually have to walk in these places.
Whoa.
You actually have to walk in these places. Whoa. No citizen assigned. The son of citizens is building at the town core. Oh
shit
Yo, this game is actually sick man
No citizen, so I think we actually have to we have to actually populate our town too
And track with the food storage. Where is the food storage? These are the citizens' houses.
Oh, what is this right here? There's a lot of resources to pick up. Yeah, we might get
Attacked at night. I don't know what the threat is just yet
What the hell wanted so just delete this
Okay, so now our citizens can live in there I am stuck on this tutorial. Where is the food storage?
I swear we don't have one. Yeah, I would relocate our land, but too late. This is horrible.
We are stuck. There's the food storage. It requires four wood. What is this thing?
Yeah, we need a bonfire.
Quests offering sacrifices.
Can we make a fire?
Full trap.
Road, farmland, wooden bucket, manual mill, demolish.
Really, no fire?
Wooden bucket, farmland, road, wooden cart, manual mill.
Brazier.
That's kind of whatever though.
One wood?
Literally the most expensive resource.
Oh, that looks nice.
What the hell is this?
Oh, okay, we do get attacked at night. Zombies do attack at night.
Alright, there's a bit of a threat.
Oh, yeah, the food storage is made.
Interact with a citizen.
How do I move stuff?
Move all QuickStack inventory.
Why isn't this working?
I don't follow.
Oh shit.
Oh damn, I got a nice.
I got a bow now.
Nice. Alright, yeah, the bow is pretty nice.
Most of the reason I'm sitting here is because I'm sitting here all across the world.
Oh, I think I saw one, so you gotta actually go around the world and find citizens.
Like, I think this is a citizen.
I don't know if I heard the other one, but Frenzy, do you have a safe place?
Yes.
Sent to town. So now I think this person can work the leatherworking job.
You're up gather food prepared to take up the first boss
Okay, so if I go in here and I assign a citizen
Finished orders
But I do it
No, it's a son of some to the military at the Town Corps
Oh
Whoa, whoa wait no way oh building storage
Oh, it doesn't pull from the town storage what's what happened?
I
Yeah, she's building my shit. Don't take it. That's Pagola Domilugia's max misses. I forgot my name. I
Wonder if one person can live in this at a time in a house
Wait, what the hell why am I using this to attack?
Plus five axe power
Are you supposed to do this?
What?
How does he use these?
You don't switch weapons in this game.
But then when you melee it shows the axe icon.
So I guess that, okay, it always shows, you just do plus damage.
Ah, ah, ah!
Hey, uh, can anyone cook? Yeah, do we have a cook?
We gotta go kill the boss. Where's my leather helmet?
Did she finish making it yet?
I have made it my li-my li-leash!
Thank you, thank you, ah yes, yes, yes, I'm stronger.
What else can we make?
And then we need to cook, somehow we need to cook.
Hey yo, somebody farm, somebody start farming, we're gonna die in the winter.
need somebody to farm the altar has nothing else you have one raw meat in
here a bunch of stuff we can offer whatever that like okay here and that
you're offering is left unanswered here the wheat in the fields rustling in the
breeze. Alright, this is now farmland. Right here, farmland. That's all farmland. Clear
it all out. Make a bonfire in your inventory.
I actually can't fire oh yeah you can barricade workbench crafting window
It's part of the soundtrack, what am I hearing right now?
Alright, I don't know what the hell we're planting, somebody figure it out.
I'm gonna go find some leather.
And try to, you guys split up, find some citizens.
Maybe I can eat the olives.
Actually true, wait.
Whole and a wood stick.
right there right there bullseye sacred geometry
right here right here wanted oh wait oh shit you have a triple arrow
okay oh my god three leather there it is there it is clean I actually think this
game is a banger and a half what I this is a good game dumbasses will say
Star Dude Valley. I feel bad for the dev.
And early access too?
Um, let me see. I'm gonna make a bunch of armor.
Really? I only have four?
That's where there is coal over here.
Yeah, you probably make a campfire and that's how you cook.
Wait, mining skill increased to four.
Oh, so you level up everything as well.
Yeah, no durability.
What?
Let me see if I can cook food here.
Oh, I don't know if I just did it.
What the fuck did I just do?
Oh, it instantly cooks the food.
You can only put food on your hot bar, I guess.
Oh my god!
Oh wait, you know what?
Maybe my leather armor.
Guys, I would try to farm armor, and we all get leather armor, and then we go and try to kill the boss.
Yes.
New upgrade.
Civilian tunic, lol.
Whoa, water dip! What the hell?
What is this?
Oh, shit, that's treasure.
What?
Easy. The Divine Flame reveals the location on your map.
All the Owl bosses over there. There's nothing in here.
Your rat's good.
Shit, I'm missing everything.
Guys, meet up at the owl.
We're gonna kick his ass.
Oh, you can actually get money too.
Someone accepts it.
All right, nice, nice.
Ow.
I don't know how that missed.
Yeah, I'm going to wait for you guys outside the boss area.
I'm not finding any leather around here.
There's nothing.
Wait, why go in Norris?
Cavern or broken bones?
Hasms of sorrow or go kill the owl
There it is, boys, that's how you do it right there, that's how you do it right there.
Never give up, never surrender, and a new guy to join the town.
Alright y'all, meet up, meet up, we're killing this owl.
I love everything. We need leather anyways. Oh yeah, this is leather kingdom. Oh, here
There he is! Oh shit. Alright. Whoever dies first is banned. That's hard mode. Here we
go, here we go. I'm scared. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh my god!
Hey Blades!
It's like my P.R. We build.
This guy's taking no damage.
Lois, I hope you brought food. I hope you brought food.
Come on, come on!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Grasp me dude!
Wait, do you drop all your loot?
You drop all your inventory.
I wasn't the first to die, bitch.
Are you even watching?
Why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not...
Beta, beta, beta, I gotta get my stuff.
Is this me?
I hit no ammo.
All right, I'm running!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! I'm almost there!
I'm back! Where's my corpse?
Where's my corpse?
There it is. There it is. I'll take it off, boys. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
I got new shoes. I got a guardians tabling guardians
Yeah, where's my Luda?
Thank you
Every good that
Oh my god, that thing destroyed me.
Let's cook on the FURA!
I can make a torch as well.
I don't know how to use that inventory slot.
How do you use this? Lights up...
Oh! Oh!
The torch is automatic.
This game has a lot of good QOL.
You just craft the torch and you always have a lantern around you.
Oh, that's actually pretty fucking nice, man.
This game for early access was great.
Alright, dungeon time.
We're bringing the battle to them now, we're getting all the loot, get in there, there
There it is.
We got a key.
All right, what do we have, what do we have?
We got to destroy this, not get a spawner.
I don't have to destroy these spawners, that's the whole point.
Don't lamp instead of torch.
I think I have to destroy these spawners, that's the whole point.
The end?
Really?
How's everything in here I guess it's just different dungeons you do this leads to the
same area okay
Okay, repeat it.
That's where my sword over this.
All right, how are crops doing?
And then let me get my final piece, some leather sandals.
You put the eye on the altar?
Oh, is that what you're supposed to do?
Look at those!
This is a fine offering!
That's it.
Now fuck off!
Discover a god at the altar, offer on the altar, granted tooth.
Clay pit.
Oh, we got a god now. XP.
Battle plan? Oh, wow.
Worship points, wildlife spawn, camping tent, seeds from wild crops.
She didn't maneuver it offers nothing. Granite crystallized blood, moon
string. Yeah, this is a really solid game though, but that's a good game. This is cool,
I guess we have to go to all of those different areas.
quiver
Wait, these boots are insane move speed when you guys can take these boots. I
Didn't realize I was crazy
I don't realize I was owning there
All right
We don't have enough food in storage. Oh olives actually heal you a lot
Olives are three HP heals you can spam those
Wait what
Who's unhappy slay him slay him right now
Check your quest log for details
What world quest did we just start?
Oh this tells you where to get all the offerings
So it tells you where the Moonshrink and the Sanguished Celestus.
Nice!
Stationary Catapult?
Yeah, that actually tells you.
Yeah, let's go kill that thing unless I can, uh...
Is there not a blacksmith to get better weapons?
Oh yeah, you can sacrifice.
Oh my god, I can make the full set.
Boys, I need leather.
Oh, it needs to be cured leather.
No!
It seems like it has so many upgrades you can get.
Alright, I need a far more leather for days.
Get the citizens to farm.
Is there actually a skill tree?
What the hell?
Oh my god.
And this game actually has the lock going on.
No way, don't get away.
It's really, it's venison right there.
All I see is leather.
Oh, I drowned!
Ten leather, I'm getting the full owl set.
Full owl set.
I take a bit so I gotta care at all
One cared leather
Takes a while to grab that.
Okay, okay!
Hold on, hold on!
I'm gonna wait.
soundtrack yeah this actually was a good soundtrack for this game. Can you actually make your citizens
go and gather? I don't think you can.
Oh yeah the blacksmith is available. Boys come here and make the damn blacksmith right now.
Material storage next to the Carpenter's workshop requires material storage
I've demolished it
We're gonna build that first. What is that weird box that we have to craft?
There's like this odd little thing we need to make.
Oh, it's clay.
I think we have to do the quest in order to get clay, because we need the clay pit.
Unlocks new construction clay pit.
All you can farm it.
Make a bucket and you can pick up orange clay.
I
Okay
Am I supposed to put the- what?
I think you're supposed to store the clay in the buckets now.
And I swear this is clay right here.
Or not.
Boys, we should go get the clay pit.
Let me get my armor.
And we should go get the clay pit.
Pick up the bucket and didn't let me pick up the bucket.
Yeah, I literally cannot pick up the bucket. Oh, right. Yes, I can.
Let me just get my feathered armor going, and then we're good.
Oh, you need to upgrade this, man!
I think you gotta upgrade this place.
Yeah, you gotta upgrade this.
Appearance, Happiness, Carpenter and Material Storage
Someone stole my bucket.
I don't know where it went.
use to upgrade the worker how do you upgrade the worker
where the clay at where the clay
I see it.
Ah.
I am mine.
I am mine.
Whoa.
Oh.
Thatched.
Wow.
Dutch.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, there's a star nobody!
There's a star nobody!
There's a star nobody!
Who do I sound like? Who do I sound like?
Alright, yeah, we need two more, man! Get this shit! Get this shit! We need this! Two
more! Two more! I swear to stop growing. Let's completely stop growing. We're gonna start
in the winter. I'm actually gonna starve in the winter. Oh yeah, there is some south as
well. We need two buckets. Come on, come on, wait a minute. This game is great. It's a really,
a really good game. I actually think this is very solid. It feels like the most detailed
pixel survival game. Like it's actually very well layered. Stationery, catapult, fuck the
We are the defense.
We need to make another bucket.
You can make a, you can make a, what do you call it, we're all working together.
You can make a cart.
Oh yeah, you're so fast on the road, guys.
We need a road, bitch.
If this was actually eight players on a server hosted, we could- oh my god, we could have
a road, bitch.
We could have a wood, bitch.
A fucking- a copper, bitch.
Oh my god, it'd be crazy.
Someone would just keep- they would just keep laying road.
No.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, actually, I'm gonna make a cart.
I'm gonna make a cart.
I have an idea right now.
Hold on, five head idea just popped up out of nowhere.
Just, right?
that's how you do it, bullish
Oh, what the hell, this shit, why does this shit look 3D?
Oh, I'm gonna get a bunch of what oh shit
You can chain a bunch together, no way.
Is that true?
Oh, that's scary.
scary. Yeah, chain this ship together.
I
Alright hold up
I want to chain two together and then we're going from there.
Assuming I can find two mortuaries.
Got it.
The fallen trees are hidden treasure.
Is that true?
Okay, how do you chain these together?
Oh, shag!
Wait, you can come back home?
Are you kidding me?
You can bid for a wealthier town and come back home with a shit ton of loot like Santa?
I kick his ass while farming.
I wonder how much you can store in one of these.
Wait, why is this not hitching?
Oh, it auto-hitches.
Alright boys, the problem is going to be not wood or stone but clay, because you've got
to make the bucket.
I think it's full.
Or not.
When do you know it's full?
How do you know it's full?
Oh, now it's full.
Yeah, wait, holy shit, I can literally make another one.
oh wait oh my god pro tip pro tip if you if you build on top it automatically picks it up
yeah do not steal my shit bro
Even though we all need the resources.
auto picks up no matter what
oh my look at all this stuff
coming home with a massive stack of shit yeah damn
what can I say boys
the best wood seller in all of Rome too
You know what, this would be an interesting MMO where like someone can actually like sell
wood to other players and stone.
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Like you have to have an upkeep for your house, kind of like rust but more community where
you have to like actually, the village builds and you have to pay taxes in a house you put
down and slowly like upgrade your gear and you all have you like the whole server needs the
you don't necessarily need to interact with others but the whole server needs to work on the
community town like everybody's in on it kind of like an arcade sure kind of like an arcade
oh whoa oh this is how you deliver the materials what the fuck it's just auto deliver shit
This is like playing a Lodgy, it's like you have someone play Lodgy, you have logistics,
you have people that fight and stuff, but it's medieval.
And people keep paving roads down, and instead of like Foxhole where it's like war, you're
all playing together, and maybe there's like a PvE boss.
Oh, it does auto pick up stone.
So now I can just run over all this and get all the resources.
Is that a different resource?
I wonder if my armor cured or the leather cured.
Oh, this guy needs to be leveled too.
He is now.
Ah, yes!
What is this guy, are you building bro?
He needs wood, pick up wood.
Pick up wood.
Pick up wood.
Pick up wood.
Oh my god, it's actually growing.
actually growing now. Feels good man. Alright, I'm gonna next game it but this game is pretty
damn cool bro. It's actually a cool game. So I'm not going on here brother. I'm not going on here brother.
We're not to go in on here, bruh.
Alright, next game as we continue.
Good shit, boys.
Good shit.
That was beautiful.
That was very nice.
Honestly for early access
For early access that is a good survival game, okay?
Alright that game should sell a million copies not fucking subnautica you won you
You mother fires right you ate up the game that doesn't did you can only pick up one thing from your inventory
There was never a time where I was in comfort in that game
That shit showed us all the million early access in a better state than subnautica to whoop the do their graphics were better but the gameplay was fucking pepeg.
That shit was actually well made.
Actual qol built in cool interesting survival mechanics and how you put tools together and all of that.
All of that.
All right, next game.
So I'm not a cut to, by the way.
Next game.
We are jumping to another one, boys.
Another one.
I
Swear there's another one of these every other week and they always get insane reviews
The next game is known as
as
Chat this coming week is uh summer games fest a sony play uh state of play
And the xbox showcase and the future game show we got four presentations this week starting on tuesday
I think they're hilarious.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
This game is called cheap car repair.
Yes.
Yes.
I personally think these games are all right.
Other people think they're hilarious.
Yes, sure. Add your own music. Oh yeah, Fatekeeper on Tuesday. I'm looking forward to it. I'm
Keep my expectations in line. You're in 1995, middle of nowhere.
Field, spores, and unemployment.
Oh
Wow
Oh, Janusz Janusz, you should at least have some money for that.
So what's wrong with you?
Shibabali Shibashian Shibamali
Local village brawler needs a piped out ride.
Get rid of rust paint the vehicle in the color green, polish the freshly applied paint.
Okay. Oh wait, oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, we can do this. Turn on the light.
Okay.
Okay, it's time to get rid of the only pipe that's going to the car.
I gave you the drill bit.
Okay, pick up the grind. Good one.
Good one.
Whoa!
How does the grinder not make the uh, body shift?
How does this not like to make a bit of a dent?
That's hob skill.
Only the rust.
Oh, well.
And the car looks better now.
What are you swapping it in with?
It's such a paint the car
Now where's the boombox by the way, okay
Polish cyber truck
I never used to have the rush to only, but I think they'll be happy with the results.
This looks great.
You can throw the kill you're holding.
You can be happy with that.
You missed some stops.
I need to go on the other side here.
Almost done, almost done!
Only one radio station.
I might actually have to...
hit the whole car with that.
I don't know, but I think they'll be happy with us.
Clean.
Very nice.
Clean.
Very nice.
Fuck this tool! Alright, where is it?
Oh, my leg!
Yeah, hopefully I might need to give it a shot and get another can of this.
Paint the vehicle in the color green. What? Oh, I'll flash for the red one. Wait, what
am I looking at? I'm not reading. Yeah, the painting is satisfying. I do not mind. It's
actually very satisfying. I'll get that shit.
I should charge extra for this.
Is this Eurovision FM?
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Very nice.
Let's get in there.
Make sure it's right in there.
Yeah, there it is.
Clean.
Man, they really filled this can with the paint.
Oh my god.
All right.
Polish the freshly swapped the grinder disc for a polishing one.
All right, now we got to polish.
Yeah, this is polished, bro! What else do you have to polish?
There we go, good enough. Get that shit out of here.
It works! Bodywork! Oh, it's... wait, not done.
Oh, my god.
Alright, let's see this column.
Yeah!
Ah, that's awesome.
They're giving me electricity.
So they didn't use this call for payment.
I can't get in, it's latched.
Oh wait, it's right here.
Okay.
Okay, let's try this again, ready?
Very nice, very nice.
Guys back on, turn on the lights.
That's how you have a Wi-Fi to watch this.
Nice, man.
Now it's time to fix your ride and remove the rust and spray paint it however you want.
Where's my ride?
Dude, I kind of want to keep the rust on it, you know what, the rust makes it look nice.
the rust off the car? Okay. I don't want to paint this. I want this to be paintless.
That's not super cat's cat's hair.
Oh, there's so much rust.
What the hell?
Did I fall off the car?
And saw a new disc?
Paint your vehicle. What color am I painting this? Well paint over the rust. Why does it
tell me to take this I need a spray paint
where I keep my paint
the color of rust or whatever this orange is
What the hell is this orange?
I think I'm gonna race this thing, but I have to mount the tires.
So if something tells me I'm gonna have to get money to fix this car, it's usually the point.
Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh.
Is that actually the rust mark?
So what is that?
Kinda looks like makeup or some shit.
Not many clients or something, but you do sloppy work, time to change that advertising
the key to business right the audio gate out I was enjoying that noise
Yeah! Find the ruined sign in the front of the gate.
Really?
Our advertisement. There it is.
uh Maloo mechanics
Maloozhu Maloozhki
Maloozh Maloozhki mechanic
There it is hate the sign with sprays buddy what the fuck
I'm getting tired of this.
Mechanica.
Very nice.
Alright, we got a new client here. Wait, I have the same color! Pivot up petrol, brake fluid,
Replace carbide, replace tire.
Oh, God.
All right, we did a car jack.
All right, here we go.
My life, my life, my life, my life, my life, my life.
My life, my life, my life, my life, my life, my life.
There it is. There it is, boys. Easy clap.
Alright, let's get...
What?
How do I get- great, look for a tire drill so I can put it on the rim and mount the wheel.
Oh, there we go.
I thought I had to get something to take that off.
It looks like I unscrewed the back by accident when I should have known, let's see if that
does anything.
Alright, battery removal.
Oh my.
battery removal? Oh my!
Look for a new battery and clothes. Here we go. I think there's one here.
Pick up beer.
Let me shake it first.
I need all the fizz in here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
There we go.
Can I put beer in here?
There we go.
All right, wait can I put brake fluid in the beer?
No
Remember if you overdue the freedom of thought the laws under the car won't run a water on water alone
I feel like this game is about a guy who got screwed by a mechanic in Poland and then made a whole game about it
Just fuck that guy
That's what I'm getting here
Some guy like, did this shit to him, and then he was like, I gotta make a game about my
experience. 50-50 looks good.
Why didn't you water down the gas? Because I have no other gas.
All right, ranch
I don't know what they should be coming out but
Where the engine is
Did that say steal the air filter?
Alright.
Install the air intake pipe into place and secure the clip.
What the hell is this game?
Wow, okay.
Cool, right.
Alright, it's ready.
Hold on, let's put this back on.
Perfect, pass the sloppiness test.
What up man, what up?
Dirtier than his conscious, take the hose and wash it.
I would say this is basically washed.
some putty and apply wait what am I really dense using putty
What's
All right looks good
Pick up the putty polisher.
Why not? Why not? A natural. Why not?
Yeah, that's pretty smooth.
What else do you want me to smooth out?
What the hell is this game to say?
Remove the old fuel filter.
There's my wrench.
So, I have the cabinet I delivered here recently, and that should do.
Ah!
Random fuel filter on my right here.
I've been in this house before in a different game, but that's not what this game is about.
There it is. Did I install the new one? Where did I even put the new one?
Oh, did I not pick up the new one?
Oh my god.
Oh, I thought I did.
What the heck?
I thought I put it in my pocket.
Remove the timing belt.
I thought I'd put it in my pocket.
Remove the timing belt.
The alternator fan.
I
For any alternator in the neighbor's yard nice you won't mind
If only you could the wrench actually work like this in real life, if only.
If only.
Okay, is this under the car?
I don't know what I just removed.
I don't know what I just removed.
Something important just fell out.
Oh, shh!
Ah, something came out.
My quick shifter ain't working.
Stop this shaking bro, it's fast.
All right, okay
Tell me the neighbor has more tell me the neighbor has more
Let's see if the neighbor has more.
Nipah!
Oh, he does!
Not a lot, though.
What if I put water in it?
Oh fuck.
No soca!
How are we doing?
How are we doing?
Finish all in less hour and call the customer.
I think he's happy with it.
I think he's happy with this. I think he'll be happy.
Check the details under the tab. Some required parts are not mounted.
Okay, what exactly? I forgot, this was important. He probably needs that.
What was this piece? Alternator pulley?
Just let me put this in.
Ah, this need to be bolted in?
Shit, where did I put the wrench?
I got to
What else I think I pulled something I pulled the alternator out where does this go?
Oh my god
Good I think when I was I see no stick spot
It's not the old one. I have it. That's the old one
Maybe it needs a bracket
What was the wrench
The fuel filter was the old one
Oh, the pliers are right here.
I'm missing something, unless it's just the, uh, let me go find some more oil.
What do I do if I have no oil left?
tap? Oh maybe he will. No. It doesn't wash the vehicle, even though I already washed it.
Doesn't yellow mean it's only a little done? Does yellow mean it's only a little done? It
It says wash not to paint though.
So that's bullshit.
Yeah, I definitely like throw something out.
You're kidding.
Oh my god, I put the hose away and the hose line just...
Alright, there you go.
I don't know what to do here.
I kind of failed with, you know...
Oil filter. The fuel filter is right there.
Oil filter isn't installed.
What?
If anything, it's because this isn't full.
Where you threw it in the box to the left?
Oh my god.
Okay, where the hell does this go?
I think I might need to rip this all out.
What's my card, man?
Under the car is that what I ripped out
Man, man, man. Yeah, usually it pops yellow.
Got it.
I
Don't think that's need that's for anything
I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
I'm in a hurry.
Why did my car turn on the first turn after leaving your workshop?
Oh, look.
You'll pay for it.
Oh, shit.
My friend, my friend.
My friend, my friend, the car...
Oh, what are you talking about? Pack him to the trunk.
Now we'll see what it means to take this fucking mechanic out of the 7th floor.
Oh, no, he's going to get angry with me.
Who he knew, bro? He knew?
He knew!
Oh, my head.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What is it?
Well, they didn't burn it.
Fuck, I can see they didn't burn it.
Fuck, and I know they're gonna kill us.
Only the mechanic was with him.
Okay, wait. I have a plan.
Mr. Mechanic, wake up.
The job is done.
You need to repair this grub.
Me?
No fucking way!
Me!
Are you going to work?
Or are you going to get him into the car?
Well, that's the way it is.
Oh my god.
Open the hood.
Okay, yo.
Do you have a fucking wrench?
Brother, you got a wrench, dude?
Oh fuck.
Well, well.
Who the fuck is this?
Ah.
Well, yeah.
I did this shit some time ago.
Well, and I got a little too much water from the toilet.
I'm gonna see, where's the engine?
Where's the engine? I'm nervous.
Okay, let me see, let me see, let me see here.
I can't find my mom.
I can't find my mom.
Almost done.
Almost done.
Oh, really?
Really?
Ok, I'll go with you. Thank you guys.
He didn't even drive that far. I literally live right here.
Oh.
Ah, shit.
Here we go again.
What?
I don't know why I said that.
I think my brain got stuck in shit.
It just brought me to my backyard.
Probably not that it did it.
Oh, they got me pretty far.
GTA Poland?
There we go, there we go.
I see that the tool is sold, the money is not wasted either, let's see if something remains.
Well, well, well, the point is for you to overcome this confusion.
Don't be afraid, it's the end.
In the near future, you will be expected little visitors.
If there's anything you need, please visit us.
Well, it's not that bad.
Did you say something?
Nothing, just a few words.
Ula-la, but behind the door is a hole.
Fuck, Niu-tka, you feel stronger than a two-story building.
Well, that's just one advice.
WD-69.
we need a sponge in the house good luck with this mess there it is
replace the air filter with the found sponge. Dude. That has too much experience doing this.
Put the wrench into the bicycle's trunk.
Good Maester never moves without his key, but I do.
The first steering wheel replacement.
Time to go for action. We're looking for something to replace the steering wheel.
What even is this right now? Is this really daily life in Poland?
Just finding old car parts and moving shit in?
We're going to take the town's water pump and handle the steering wheel.
I'm surprised there isn't some fuck who just walks around with like a wrench in his screwdriver
and just like slowly screws up random parts in different areas.
I ain't gonna wait for this, I'll look at the fucking valve, I'm gonna just go use my wrench, alright?
Mine now.
It has Half-Life 3 in a scar before Half-Life 3.
There it is.
get some dish soap. I'm wearing here. We're gonna use dish soap as our as the windshield
bliper fluid. Sir, Deb, I need the little thing that tells me where to go. Where is
Is it true the dish soap would be in the kitchen true true through
Well, but Krzysiu, Yarzyna took all the tools.
Well, nothing, time to get to the point.
Okay. I don't know where the Follower is. We can't work without it.
Go to the hardware store.
Oh, they stole it.
there it is
All right, chat we're going to chill here boys for this game next game next game.
That was cool, bro.
That was funny.
Lol.
All right.
Next game.
I know for a reason.
Let's see what we got going on here, people.
The next game.
Yes, indeed.
The next game.
Let's see what we got going on here.
We are jumping into another one, people, known as potential Alta 4.
Let's find out.
This game is known as Dread Fields.
I'm out!
I'm scaring them out!
I'm leaving!
Life for the biggest city has become too tiring for me.
There's no interest in that.
I've decided to sell my apartment and move to the countryside.
I'm a strange old man. I agree to sell me a house with a small farm in the middle of nowhere.
The locals call the area Dreadfields perfect, so no one from my old life will come looking for me here.
I hope that a measured life, physical labor and fresh air will bring happiness back to my life.
That sounds like the stupidest shit.
Alright, here we go.
Dreadfields.
Oh yeah, it seems pretty nice.
Oh shit man, you know, you know, it's pretty nice, you know.
Oh my god!
Look who's shown up.
You look like you've never held anything heavier than a spoon.
I don't know what you're doing out here
What's all these Polish games?
I'm not gonna pry into your souls in my business
I never had to feed Chicha, she likes fresh milk
I won't trade. Three thousand dollars a day for a short cow and a cow.
Three thousand bucks for the house, the garden, the chickens, and the cow.
Why are you looking at me like that? Give me money and you won't see me again.
Okay.
Oh my god, he's gone. Did I actually give it to him?
What the hell?
Um, time to eat, right?
Okay
Oh, yeah, it's kind of nice in here. Oh, yeah, yeah, this is actually kind of cozy right here
You get the heat from the fireplace and then you know, they works it works. It works
Bread
Oh god damn. Apparently we're not sleeping there. I ain't ridden all that.
The beginning of a new life. Okay. Need a key to my own house. Open Windows 03.
Oh wait, this is his bed.
Oh, sorry.
Um, you open the windows.
Okay, I don't know how to open the windows.
Okay, cosmetic.
All right.
Hold on, the cow's and the chickens.
Yeah, this is nice land, brother.
Hey
The cow's cool, bro. I
Saw a hyaline cow IRL for the first time, bro. Those things are so fucking cute. It's actually insane. I
Didn't know I didn't know those things look fake
uh pour water into the water trough where are we looking where are we where are we looking for this
the furry ones man i saw i saw some recently and pet some i was like god damn how's this thing real
all right where's the pulley
All right, chillin' brother, chillin' brother.
There it is, fresh.
He's like, what the heck do you- oh, okay.
Oh, the grass and feed the cow?
All right, hold on.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
Oh my God, what was that?
Did I just sound that randomly?
Oh, did someone drop that?
I
Even see the chickens
All right feed the chickens with the grain from a bag
We good we good mow the grass and feed the cows
What the hell is that?
Oh, this is the storage. Oh, damn, alright, it's packed.
What a jarred goods in there.
Where's the lawnmower at?
Maybe with the cow in the barn, which is a little weird, but it might be.
I need a scythe.
I need a pitchfork.
This is my POE build.
Tennis stack? Oh, shit.
There it is, boys. There it is. Not bad, not bad.
Oh, now it's my turn to eat. Okay, cow's done. Chicken's done. Now we go and eat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm. What am I eating today? Oh, shit, man. I don't know what it is. It's magic.
The bread just appears out of the air. I know, I know. Let's eat this right here. I don't
where it comes from. Oh God. What the hell?
I
Walk the shite
Alright, dig up worms, find a fishing rod, catch fish, I think I saw a shovel near a dead tree.
Why not man, this is a nice life.
Where, dig up worms? I think I'm near a dead tree.
Near the dead tree.
Okay, okay.
I do not see a dead tree. Is it that dead tree right there? Can I even leave the property?
oh shit all this land is mine too there's bees over there
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Naaaaaahhh.
Naaaaaahhh.
He was probably just burying, he was just burying some um...
Yeah, we just uh, I love it.
I
Find a fishing rod on the terrace catch fish
Alright, I'm gonna catch you something, he's gone, he's gone.
This is nice, you get a big ass orange tree that makes oranges, you wake up, eat a fresh
orange every day, god damn.
Come on man.
Nothing's sprayed on it.
That might be an apple tree. Was it apples?
Look orange.
Whoa.
Oh
Easy
Unnatural.
Ah, life without the internet.
Ah!
Oh, my, oh, my!
Get me back online! Get me back online!
God, what the fuck was that?
Skills? Skills? Debs hate em!
Wait, Debs hate em.
Alright, no, you can't do that.
You can do that though.
Gutt and salt the fish.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
What do you mean what was that?
What do you mean?
I didn't see anything.
I got you boy I got you I know I know you hungry you expect fresh fish that part you
eat that part okay really you salt that shit
Mmm. God damn. That shit's good. Where am I putting this?
Do we eat all of that? Okay.
That's like, that's a lot of fit, you got an appetite.
All seven.
Okay.
time for lunch some of these oh my god all right collect eggs let's go collect some
eggs. This is the life man, this is the life. Fresh eggs. There's the sun goes down. At least
the fridge works. We gotta go milk the cow. Find a bucket for milk. Probably gonna
like a cat's bowl. Jars. Not that jar. It's probably a jar in the barn.
Uh...
Lock the fridge open? Uh oh.
What the fuck is that?
What is that noise?
Ah, we got enough here... Where are the jars? I heard a noise. The freshest of milk!
Where the hell is the jo-o?
Living off the farm, alright, firewood.
I have an auto-closing one.
BASKIN SOLDIER EGLE!
Oh, and the stove. Alright.
Yes, indeed.
We need matches.
yes and I for dinner
was that a base boosted rooster
What was that?
What the hell?
I killed the rooster!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Help!
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
Oh! Help!
Oh shit!
I'm inside. I'm going in. I'm going in.
Where's my catch mark?
I'm right near you, Heathen!
How does the firewood go out?
No.
No.
No.
Well, did I not prepare for the night?
Excuse me?
Whoa, oh my god, it was a tree.
It was a tree.
It was a fucking tree.
9 for the maze! 9 for the maze! Even though literally the rooster was...
Hello!
No one comes out here at this time.
What the fuck?
Wow, it's a security system. It doesn't let me...
Open it.
Okay.
No!
What the hell was that?
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna go to bed after that.
Yup.
Let's just go right back to it.
Yup.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna go to bed after that.
go right back to it. Yep, mhm. Oh, it wasn't a dream. At this point, I should start opening
okay I don't think I want to live here anymore I see why there is a discount
I don't mess around when it comes to farming.
I'm very efficient.
machine gun.
I need two of these I think.
one one night it's gonna be blood or one day it's gonna be blood instead of
water so many chores welcome to the farm life asshole bro just wants the
chicken nugget not the work to get the chicken to raise the chicken to slaughter
the chicken. The butcher the chicken. Then get the damn actual meat. Make the damn
have a good time, Nucky.
Feed hen with corn from backyard.
Wee wee wee wee wee.
Oh, now they want corn, huh?
Bargley's shite, I bet? Bargley's shite?
What do you mean corn from the backyard chat? What are they talking about?
Feed head with corn from backyard.
Chat, where is the damn corn?
Where is the damn corn?
We got like, punk? Oh, it's probably this right here.
All right, now I'm gonna go eat.
Wait, there is no breakfast.
I guess I'll eat an egg, no?
Can I make food or should I eat the sot?
What do I eat?
Oh, we got a stew.
Take the seeds from the cellar, plant radish seeds.
Where's my cellar unless this is the cellar
All right, we gotta go find the sho- no way the shovel is back in the same spot.
Oh.
All right, we need some manure.
This is like three beef patties.
Fresh off the grill, medium rare, good and good burn, gets...
This is the wrong seed.
It's this plant-radish seed.
Oh wait, no, it's because I haven't done it yet.
Have a dinner.
Some good old dinner.
More stew.
Ah!
it's a mystery stew
it's only delicious because you don't know what's in it
I should start bringing in 16 wood if it goes out in the middle of the night
but no
I don't know.
It's borscht?
Are you kidding me? What did you do?
William three chicken left!
Okay, okay, whatever, whatever, let's get the milk from the damn cow.
He runs shrap right there. Holy shit.
What are you doing? How is he? You've got all three of them.
What are you doing, man?
Don't be ridiculous. I came here to collect my stuff.
I'm not young anymore. I'm starting to forget where I've been.
Okay.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, bro.
gonna go home yeah also a tea for 4k
Move them
All right three shots nah, he's gonna do something he's trying to get me drunk
Wait the cat
What the heck is this?
Hey!
What the heck?
What is this land?
Where is this leading me?
Okay.
Who's that guy?
That was a wild dream, wow.
Crazy dream last night.
Maybe a fat guy business, I'll tell him. Wow
Oops
Wow
Peeley build
There it is. Oh wait, you can jump this
Even the cow's impressed, he's like,
Oh, no, brother!
You're so fast, I'm gonna fucking hold!
Is your head still messed up?
Oh my God.
I'm surprised I didn't tell the farmer guy about that.
What a good person to tell.
Or a good sign to escape and leave.
Grain from a bag.
Na na na na na na.
7. Alright. Let's see, let's see. Very nice. I already drank 3 gallons of milk. What the
I thought collect 50 mushrooms.
All right, this game's trying to stall the player now.
Go collect 50 mushrooms.
Yeah, mushrooms are like not it.
A lot of mushrooms taste bad.
The earthy taste is just, oh, it hurts.
It ain't it.
It ain't it.
Like these mushrooms, uh-uh.
Olive Garden Palette.
Oh, really?
I think I just saw something right, sure.
Shat, name me one good mushroom dish, okay?
You mushroom glazers.
Literally, mushrooms?
What the heck?
Mushroom risotto?
Oh, really?
RAPER IS DUDE! RIZOTO IS CARRIED BY RICE!
What the heck was that?
Look at it, RIZOTO IS COMPLETELY CARRIED BY THE RICE!
IT IS RICE!
Yeah, no shit!
That's the most dialed down, that's the most dialed down mushroom food!
Mushroom, RIZOTO?
I'm talking about the mushroom not as in it like fully part of the dish
Mushroom risotto, you can just move the fucking mushroom aside
I love how no one has said anything of value in terms of the mushrooms therefore yes mushrooms
are fucking nasty and the return on what recipes are actually good all suck ass
There it is.
One second, guys.
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I'm going to bounce right at 6.30.
time to eat
all right, what do we have here?
honeycombs from the bee house
what the hell?
Yeah, fresh honey.
What the heck?
All the jars with honey in the cellar pick grapes and put them in the box.
This guy has the full farm life.
All right, we gotta pick some grapes, where the hell did we pick the grapes from?
The grapes
Where the hell are the grapes brother where's the vine is that not the grape right there
Put them in the box
I
Was like grapes man
Well, is where the hell are the grapes dude? Oh
My god, there they are
There they are
Gratebinds by the way, I honestly kind of forgot where grapes grew, not gonna lie, I kind of forgot about that shit.
Don't they grow at the grocery store?
What do you mean?
They grow in plastic bags, don't they?
Store the grapes in the cellar.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is the type of life where you have a nice stew cooking from the morning till the dinner time
while doing all the shit you gotta do and then...
Oh fuck there's a thousand things to do
They hate him
The speed
The speed the one to
the one to
I like something that's gonna happen tonight.
Something...
Oh, not me!
You gotta know what to call...
It's just a cat-task.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Ew!
Is that actually what some mice do?
Oh my God, that's fucked up.
Where the hell are we putting the trap?
Inside the cow's house.
I didn't see the G.
The main house and the cellar.
There it is.
There it is.
They're going to run into it.
Pop, pop, pop.
Pop, pop, pop.
There it is.
There it is. There it is. Okay. Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Power milking.
All past some plate. And now we're bad. All right, dinner. And now best. Ah, it's nice.
Looks like a quiet house, quiet night, nice cozy fire, well it's a goat head stew.
Where's my cat? I missed that creepy cat. Where is he?
Where is he?
Where are you?
Where is he?
Here we go.
The mousetraps are gone.
Were they sacrificing today?
Wait, that's the farmer
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
I think you're supposed to jump in the water.
Did that just say I need a bucket for water?
Okay, I'm going to bed.
bit.
Wild night.
Wild night.
Okay, whatever this curse shit is, it is spreading.
And apparently through all of this, doesn't matter.
They still need to eat.
Doesn't matter.
Ha ha ha, ignoring all the stuff.
I wonder if I need like a tool to break all this.
Uh, Mr. Meowl?
Okay.
Even he's feeling it.
They got the kitty, Brow. If they got the kitty, how am I safe? Oh, what the fuck?
Dude, if they got the kitty, dude, how am I supposed to do this? Really, you need the
the eggs. Yes, that was the satin cow. The laced with satin. The laced with satin. I
I feel like the pitchfork would have been great.
Wild dreams here. Wild dreams.
Even though I wake up and this is all real.
So the dreams are not dreams.
The dream is not dream!
There it is!
He wants me to go double, back twice for water.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Have we, have I hit a thousand subsundays and how many subsundays have we been at?
Where we at?
remember some Sundays
Wait, what happened to that?
I thought I had to get water for the other thing.
Oh, okay.
I feel like I'll finish this game tomorrow because I can't finish it today.
I doubt it.
Five minutes?
Uh-huh.
Whoa!
Dance.
Wait, that's kinda nice.
Wait, that's kinda nice.
I know this dance.
Did I fail?
What the hell?
No!
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
This is actually a pretty good scary game.
Even though it's more like atmospheric.
Now the chicken!
What?
The seller. Not the cow. Not the cow. Oh my god.
This is fine. Really.
Yo, I thought that cat was my friend. Are you kidding?
Mr. Vial, what happened?
Wow.
There it is.
There it is.
Zero two door ending the cow was okay
Okay, okay that that all right
I don't accept that I don't accept that
But I beat the game
and loving and memory of Cheetah the cat bro
huh? Yeah, that was a decent scary game, bro. That was a decent scary game. Why not? Why not?
I see why that looks like a special cat I see I see 2026 dread fields chat I'm gonna
show here best games of some Sunday dread fields Rome stead stone Machia I missed town
to city and that game is was actually really good at 1.0 so that game probably is really
good. One move away was, honestly, all the games were good. I enjoyed every single game.
All them were solid, man. Chat, I am going to bounce, bounce here. I'm going to leave,
leave, go music. I'm just going to go, go. This coming week, we got presentations here and there.
We got a bunch of things dropping. We're going to be doing it up.
up.
Chat till next time.
You guys enjoy your night.
Peace out Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I think are the presentations.
Be aligned for those.
You guys enjoy your night.
I will see you guys tomorrow for another one.
Till next time chat.
Enjoy your night.
Peace out, GG.