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SUB SUNDAY HERE WE GO VARIETY IN ITS PUREST FORM DID ANYHTING INTERSTING COME OUT? LETS SEE HOLY MOLY OH BOY OH BUDDY WHAT DO WE HAVE EDITIO
06-14-2026 · 6h 37m
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Oh my god people.
seven those guys now are you guys doing child's life yes indeed yes indeed hello
hello Sunday Sunday sub Sunday made it to the end of the week oh my good
The end of the week.
Oh, Lee.
Yes, yes.
I guess they're chat.
We got any new games coming out next week.
We're in the calm before the storm
Yeah
Morocco one fog nice man. I did not watch that one. I miss that one
I missed that one brother
Chat today a subsunday we had
We had nine hundred, how many, wait, what did I pull it at?
Nine hundred forty-eight.
We had nine hundred forty-eight votes, man.
Good shit, bro, good shit.
Very nice, not a thousand, all good.
Nine forty-eight solid, it's very nice.
I'll take that.
Will you ever go back to Crimson Desert?
Um...
Um...
I wouldn't say no.
It was a great game. I really enjoyed my time playing it.
I put a lot of hours into it, dude.
I really enjoyed my time playing it.
We are looking at...
How many world premieres we're looking at here? Uh oh.
Where's my list dude? Where's my list? The sacred us are here
We're looking at point five
One point five two point five three point five
Five.
Four.
Five, six games never before played.
So we're looking at two games played before on stream.
But we'll be making a return.
Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba.
All good, all good.
I say we start off right with one of these point fives.
I don't think so. I don't think
so. First game of sub Sunday.
Let's jump right into this shit,
brother. The first game of sub
Sunday. I played this game in
the alpha beta omega.
game is officially out. Let's see. This game is called Solar Funk. Solar punk. Let's see
what we got going on here. Let's see. First brand new release outfit. We're gonna go
blue okay body type hair color hair hair color okay you have to play a girl or
Or is body type changing anything?
I think you have to.
All right, I don't know.
CSGO mini-map?
Oh my god, you're right.
All right, we're going to go with this hair.
Sure.
OK.
New world.
standard, soft, lightning can hit and hurt you, enter world name, world name, create
new world, new world, oh my god that's how they came up with the MMO name new world,
the start of the fucking project it was like they opened the damn program it was
like project title create new world and someone just like lol a new world and the
rest is history what the fuck that's actually good
oh shit okay this but like seventy three degrees with a nice windy breeze low
humidity and all the bugs are fucking dead feels good oh shit toast what the
hell man and a smoothie what the fuck am I my backyard what's going on here okay
collect the berry bush chop a tree and we can sprint all right you can't see
your feet okay chop those birch tree
Whoa! Oh shit, okay, it just kinda poofs. Hmm. It's alright. It just hit the same spot.
Wait, this one didn't poof.
Oh.
It just randomly poofs.
Oh my god, it fucking broke.
Of course.
Of course.
Before I left, I picked up the biggest piece of shit,
half broken axe.
Brother, where? I need a berry bush. Let's go down this way. Is that a berry bush right
there? The most random fucking spot. Oh, here we go. Alright. Minus stone with a pickaxe.
I miss the pickaxe maybe I can craft I
Have I feel like I have everything oh there it is
Like axe
Build hammer a hoe we need sticks
Okay
pickaxe bib sand
there it is okay wow i love these games bro i love these games because the beginning
is always the same shit. Alright, crap the hoe. I need sticks. Do these give you sticks?
It's all sticks in this game? Oh, you get wood. Oh yeah, oh you can just spam.
Okay, craft in place, craft in place, I water a berry bush.
I'm gonna do this right here.
Right here we're gonna do this.
Okay, plant and water a berry bush.
Is this a berry bush, birch, sapling, berry seed.
We have here watering can, campfire research.
Maybe you just like literally plant must be placed on farmland
Am I about to where's my hoe at? Oh, yeah true. I think you can just tell I need land
Oh, it doesn't matter, okay.
Baddie bush?
I don't know, where's their watering can at?
Perfect.
Okay, sure, brother.
We have to read the survival guide.
I need two leaves.
Okay.
I think chopping a tree down gives you some leaves.
Rip Stardew Valley.
Did it give me some leaves?
Did it give me a birch sapling?
Oh, okay, here we go.
You know, we played a million of these games.
Whatever.
I'm just going to enjoy the ride.
Crap didn't read this or about- oh shit, here.
Oh, building place research table.
Crap didn't place a rain collector.
Okay.
Wood and cloth.
Okay.
Wood and cloth.
Gotta figure out where I get cloth from.
I need cotton. I must have collected some earlier or something.
I had exactly one, and then we need a rain collector as well.
Rain collector. Well, just be have beige.
Rain collector needs wood and stone
I'm gonna just assume this game opens up drastically I
Don't mean to be a hater it's just like
These games are such a dime a dozen.
Let's see how it changes.
I feel like these type of games could be like developers first game.
It's like the blueprint is all mapped out.
It's all in the same fucking shit.
It gets pretty fun, but it's a cozy game.
Okay. There it is. There it is. I think it's collecting. There it is.
place beige plant a tree I need more claw so I need to go find some cotton
plant this shirt right here
where the cotton at
Gatlin!
Can you build airships and travel from island to island?
I think that's kind of the gist of the game.
I need cloth first.
I'm gonna sleep outside.
Cloth and cotton.
Okay, I need three.
three
I need three pieces here. Can I swim? No
I might need to actually plant the cotton to get shit
Really
This game is on Xbox game pass
This is a great game if you don't have been played a lot of these games, sure.
And if it's on Game Pass, just fucking load this shit up.
Discover a whole world of survival games.
Brother!
brother I guess I have to plant cotton seeds I don't see shit man
There's literally nothing
Very shit
At least I don't have to have to wait for this to grow because I gotta make a beige
Plop to cotton
We just need to cotton now, maybe actually up here there's something
Oh, here we go.
One more, one more.
Those are berries.
with me game
was I ain't seeing shit man I'm not seeing anything I
I should collect, I'm probably gonna have to collect this eventually.
The next tutorial is gonna tell me to mine iron and then smelt, get a furnace or some
shit.
So, I'm already up here.
You're mine to go off to!
I'm being caught and gated right now.
Why are you hitting stuff like a sorry motherfucker?
That's just how he hits it.
That's just how he hits it man.
What is this but not Subnautica?
Brother, it's Sub-Sunday, okay?
The difference is, I'm not gonna do it in way more hype than Deb's first game that is just like a survival game.
Dude, I'm actually blocked. I'm stalled because I need one fucking cotton.
I'm stuck on the BEJ! There's nowhere else to go!
You barely went up the left?
It looks like a dead end unless can I build something to traverse?
Maybe I can build stairs to go up that path?
That would be the only other thing.
Well, campfire. Beehive. I don't think I can make anything just yet. Unless...
Oh, wait a minute. The cotton from the beginning, respawn.
Oh, you build everything through the hammer. Okay.
Yeah, you're fucking kidding. There's no cotton up here either. Oh wait, no, that's a bush.
It's a bear bush. Dude! I just want my bed. Whoa, airship components obtained. Alright,
All right, all right, chill, brother, chill. It's been two days.
There it is.
Beautiful.
Okay.
The mission is to get there.
We're going to the sun.
No one's ever done it before.
We're going.
people say you're gonna die it's gonna burn you but you know what I don't
believe I'm not gonna let my dreams oh fuck be dreams okay
destination the Sun all right got it how's the torch look oh it says there's
Just standing torch isn't there?
All right, I made a bank you got the beige
Took a wrong turn
Okay
Sure, let me do this fast what happened
Oh
What if your dream sucks, what do you mean?
What are you saying?
Like you have a shit dream like what do you mean?
like my dream is and it's like a shit dream like underwhelming like that's
your dream what do you mean what you want me to build a damn house
Hold on.
We should probably make a campfire.
I will say it seems like a very, uh, very...
It's a clean, minimalistic survival game so far.
Everything kind of just like, sure, everything kind of works right now.
Oh, you'd be caught in for fucking everything apparently dude
I'm living on the cliff
Something's off with the swing bro. It's the Lord dude
You're actually playing a god and he needs to swing like this because if he swings any harder literally he's gonna
Viserate the tree
He has to hit it like this
No, my fire
Let me just get all this so I can make it and stay at house. I'm thinking we're gonna go two by two
No, no, no, we're gonna do a two by we're gonna do two by three nice foyer. All right
Two by three nice boy, yeah
Look at the Bam Land.
Get this shit out of here.
Alright, this is going to break in two seconds.
I gotta break this too.
All right, and I think we're ready after I think there's one more right yeah one more
You can break everything not this tiny stuff though
I'm warning you, we got everything and now we're gonna do this.
Foundation wood glass brick.
Where the hell is the foundation?
Oh, foundation.
Foundation height. Excuse me. I'm hitting T and scrolling. Oh, you have to also use
your mouse it's tea oh it's tea oh it's up and down not score wheel actually I
What go above the grass?
Okay, I'm gonna be like a five
Yeah, nice
There it is the house the house
Glass motherfucker you blast bro, are you serious, bro?
Are you serious?
Come on, man.
Soviet style house.
I can't even center the door.
Now it looks weird.
How do you demolish?
I ruined it.
I completely ruined it.
There's the door now.
That's what we're doing.
You have no windows these would be windows oh wow this is actually a shit
kind of wood yeah how do you break stuff is there no demolish should be up to
actually oh you get your stuff back okay we're downsizing
perfect actually that's good I didn't need to destroy those I can't even make
a door with a window. Alright, we need more wood. Need a lot more wood. Door towards the
I like living on the edge
Wait till I get my diamond axe
This game's title isn't making sense to me. It will man. You're gonna make a solar panel and you're a fucking punk.
Cause you're a punk.
You're a punk.
Oh, there we go. I think I got everything. It should be enough. Oh shit, bro. Oh shit,
Look at that.
Facing the east.
Uh...
Uh...
Scripted.
Look at how much, yeah, I farm so much shit dude.
Uh...
Roof.
I would do a roof but I'm just gonna do a flat basic bitch shit roof because I'm
bad at roofs. Okay roofs are difficult.
Alright there it is we're in my beige. My beige. My beige.
There it is. Open key item overview in the inventory? Show key items. True. Tutorial complete.
Now fuck off! What? You're gonna just leave me? Now what? That's the game! That's it! You did it!
Research, I need beeswax.
Alright, clearly that's what I gotta do.
You fuckin' did it, rawr!
Saw good.
Water dead.
Go inside.
Beat the game.
Can you build a bridge to the floating island?
I should try doing that.
I'll plant a bunch of birch trees and then also have a staircase that goes up here.
for quick access
Yikes
Absolutely fucked that shit up, whoops
Hello, fuck me
Don't do this to me right now
Come on dude.
Okay, uh, let's see I need beeswax. Do I have everything for beeswax?
I do. Beeswax and then holy shit there's like a thousand saplings.
Wait, ah, I should have had you guys play this.
I didn't know I could have, um, I could have, uh, collecting bitches.
I should have opened up the server.
You tell me I could have just chilled and you gotta kinda collect this shit.
Don't you guys love doing that for shimmers?
Too close to another tree. Oh really?
Okay, this is gonna take five years
All right there we go cotton seeds and the beehive. Where are these by the way?
Oh it's iron ore. I need two of these. Oh the bee's already populated. Alder,
sapling berries, uh, cotton seeds.
Okay, I'll probably plant those as well.
Okay.
I did play this when it was in, like, alpha or some shit, but it's, like, actually out now.
I did. I played this a long time ago.
Your alpha house was way better. Yeah, fuck you man.
I'm just getting started.
All right, looking good, looking good.
This still looks alpha.
It's a super minimal survival game.
It doesn't seem like it's popping up in any direction, but...
Beehive, where we at?
Oh, it's gonna take a bit.
I can't do anything until I get that.
Come on, man, play UFC, please.
Beeman doesn't hit people on Sundays, buddy.
Okay, it's his day of rest, asshole.
Okay.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Good idea, I just replanted 28 trees.
There you go.
I can, I can.
Close.
I have to wait for that and then I think I have to just level up the research table
And then I can get like a bunch of new stuff.
Everything else I built.
I guess I can sleep.
And then the chest, I'm fine for now.
Oh, it's not nighttime.
We hold.
I guess I could just wait and try building a roof.
I'm just gonna fail at it
Okay, now just looks like I'm balding and I'm just holding on to the hair. Oh fuck hold on shit
Oh, there's a doorframe
Okay, maybe that's for later cuz yeah, maybe you get like new stuff
Side and peace mini and peace
I don't know how to connect those roots man.
Where is the half roof shape upper floor?
Oh here it is.
Yeah, this ain't gonna work.
I need some stairs.
Oh, you need glass roof connection.
Man, I guess I could just, uh, go all out here.
Oh
Good boys, there's only a matter of time
It's all good my brother wait did I lose everything or did it spawn?
As I was oh, that was weird. I thought I fell or something. It was weird. I like blacked out for a second
That's why
Yeah, that's not working right there see this is where this is where she hits the fan
Right there
This is where it gets you
Come on man, what piece do I use?
Yeah, fuck the roof I'm done with the roof I'm done with the roof
I'm done with the roof. Is the beeswax ready? There it is. Fuck the roof.
Bro, building an airship is easier than building the roof. There it is, the furnace.
Okay, let's see. This is where we get our fire.
Your fire! That is a lot of stone. Does this need to be inside?
Does this shit work outdoors?
All right, we need a lot
I'm gonna break this okay
Need some sticks
We need these a lot of these to grow I need wood not sticks
I mean I could use the sticks for fire too but I'm gonna need a lot of this.
Kamal is your failed roof?
Whoa!
What?!
Oh my god, did I have no HP and I didn't realize I had no HP.
Too hungry to sprint?
I should have ate some food before I did that.
Eat a stone.
Imagine if we could.
Excuse me.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, you can, you can eat a stone, but imagine if it was actually nutritious and fully digestible
and didn't break your teeth.
We'd be good.
Okay, this is what I needed to do.
Okay, perfect.
Oh!
Yes.
Yes.
Oh!
Let the flame roll.
Oh, this is sand?
Yeah, when I let him out of my glass, I probably just feed it to the furnace, sand.
Yeah, maybe I explore in order to get my airship, but right now I'm just kind of working on
the house.
Yeah, maybe I do explore.
Now we got two of these, side by side, twin turbo, twin turbo, nice split.
We need a triple turbo, I need a triple turbo ASAP.
Is this sand still? Oh, it's not.
26. Imagine playing one of these games and not having a shit ton of furnaces roaring.
Sometimes the furnace is like the most comfy item in the game.
I
Am I playing Mistfall tomorrow, uh, yeah, I think I have a sponsor with
That game tomorrow. I played that game a long time ago. I thought it actually already came out, but apparently it comes out tomorrow
Yeah, I thought it already came out
And matter of fact it did not
Don't do this to me. I need one stick game.
Really?
I'm losing to one stick.
Wait, can I leave it at auto-collects?
Oh it does.
Well I forgot you can craft sticks.
All right, I got enough lot more furnaces
Look at that shit boys. Look at that shit. I don't mess around with my furnaces. I don't
We're gonna all these islands the roar of the furnace they're gonna know we're cooking
Get that shit out of here!
Thank you!
Fuck I need one more.
All right.
This is how it was playing Rust,
when I actually cared about that game.
It's all about having all these roaring at the same time.
How does this play?
There it is.
Shit.
Damn! Wait, this spelled so fast! Oh my god, that took two seconds. I've nothing left to
cook. Oh shit. All right, the good news is now I can make some windows. Give up my hammer
There it is, boys.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Home, sweet home.
Don't look at the roof though. Don't look at the roof.
The roof is under construction.
Isn't there like a standing torch you could make?
Oh yes. Alright, there it is.
There it is. Goddamn. Goddamn. Feels good. I'd add some windows in the back but we can't
see anything okay okay what's the next upgrade plants magnetic fishing rod
a briquette made of wax and cloth is very kind of a feeling for this is I
I think you can just like put that in
And do it up how much was it for the honey the beehive? I don't know two of these are worth it
What I made two anyways
Too close to another beehive
What the fuck?
Alright, that wasn't worth it.
What is the next upgrade for is copper, so I gotta go find copper.
This didn't give me much- Oh, airship dock.
Oh, shit.
Be a cloth.
I need more cotton. Dude, cotton? Dude, cotton, fuck, again.
Again! I gotta go find some.
I don't have any more co-ins. Yes I do. Yes I do. I literally have 5 right here. I actually
5 right here and I will go to Bege
tell me that shit instant grows we're in a fairy tale okay I gotta travel how is
How's this different from any other crafting survival game?
I think when I get the airship dock, that's what this game's about.
This game is kind of like two other survival games I played where you have an air base
and you survive and the other one had more combat focused on it while you had a base
and you could travel to different islands and have like a ship base.
I think Bohemia Interactive's one did that too.
There's been a couple of these.
This one seems like the most,
very focused on like just a solo survival experience
or co-op.
It seems like the other ones, but a lot more minimalist.
No combat, just kind of making a solar base
and getting resources from different air islands.
But yeah, I've played other games that have done this shit too.
This one probably has the cleanest look out of all of them.
Yeah, I just got it every inch of my shit.
have to just wait now yeah world's a drip that one died though
Yeah, these are already all good.
Oh, these ones aren't.
It takes 10 minutes for this shit to grow.
Do you like this game so far?
It's right now just a survival game.
I think I just haven't gotten far enough in an hour to see any uniqueness, because right
now I've just been there and done that.
I don't think this game has combat.
It's just kind of making a solar base and having a crumpy base in the fucking sky
I think that's the whole point of the game
And like you can go talk to maybe some people who have their own bases up in the sky. It's kind of bad. It's not that deep
Just like a survival game
I got to wait oh, there's no PBP. Oh my god
Brother, I don't know what you're looking for here, bro. You're you're you don't know what the fuck you're doing here
All right, did I make it you don't like the vibrant colors
Okay, someone make a stalker game, someone make a stalker-esque survival game.
It probably already exists where everything's gone through shit, and you have to do the same thing.
There probably already is a very dark, gritty version of this.
This is just the cozy version in the sky.
There definitely is one.
I have nothing else to farm.
I just gotta wait.
I don't got nothing else! A map? I refuse to use my cotton on that.
It may have been about two retrievers out of the water, sometimes non-magnetic.
I don't know if that will, will that work on this?
This doesn't seem super deep.
I don't think that works on that.
It does?
I have to research this with cloth.
Oh, this is worth it.
All right.
I failed.
I don't get it. Oh wait, it worked. It looks like a plunger.
Oh, as soon as it's... Okay, you can just follow it. As soon as it splashes... Okay.
I know I did actually just get caught in.
Oh yeah, this is the best way to get caught in, what the heck?
Oh my god!
I got it, I got it!
All right, what do I need for the DAC?
Hurry up for the beach!
Or...
Let it cook!
Let it cook!
I'm not sure if I'm gonna have enough iron.
I might need to...
I might need to do some things right there.
Uh, what else, wood, 40 wood and iron and then more cloth, okay.
Wood's easier.
There's an unlimited iron thing on the other side of the lake.
That hurts to look at.
Is this a limited iron?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Let's pretend that's enough for now. I only need like 20 anyways. I'm 40 wood.
Subnautica, greater than this?
Definitely pick your theme
One for everybody
One for everybody
I actually have enough here
I do.
Alright, two more.
I'm gonna make the dock and probably next game it.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, brother!
Oh yeah, remember Icarus as well? That game was made by the guy who made DayZ.
I wonder what happened to that game.
They still do weekly updates, it recently dropped on PS5, is it actually a lot better?
Dude, I need one goddamn cotton.
Oh really, wow.
So many survival games.
So, so many.
The book!
What?
Look at this shit. You walk right out to your garage, right in front of your shit.
Come on, man.
Now we'll make you go here.
Sheesh!
Ugh! Wake up.
You got your goddamn crazy hair.
I'm iron all my all good
you know what I can make all that so fast just to get an airship and the next game it
I have to
tell me I have enough iron ore holy shit I used it all
I have so much clay
I need nine and then three I literally have to farm
You have eight iron ore, bro, am I blind or where?
You have eight ore.
Oh, yeah, I do have ore.
Nice.
Back to this shit.
Oh yeah, did this ever, um, grow?
This could be called cottonponk, yes.
There it is, my lad.
Why are you fishing? I need cotton, for paper.
Or for cloth, not paper.
I got one, I got one.
That doesn't make sense. It's a video game, bro.
You're supposed to use your imagination, buddy. Relax.
You're just supposed to use your imagination, man.
Okay, it's gonna be okay.
Don't do this to me.
Oh my God, dude, no, I'm leaving.
Oh wait, saved.
Saved it actually grew. Oh my god save
Holy save holy shit
Very nice
It's not enough iron it's okay, I get some right here
You even used the house you built?
I slept it up like once.
Okay.
I know, anyone who likes durability in these games is, you know, you don't listen to them.
Don't listen.
Um, what do we need?
I got 9, 10, and then I have the paper, I have enough wood.
One iron.
Minecraft can get away with it because it's different.
There's the first to do it.
There it is!
Airship upgrade! Upgrade! You can now craft the airship repair kit.
I'm out of this bridge, please!
Please! I'm out of this ship!
Okay, okay!
I think I'm ascending yeah I'm ascending
There it is. I got it now. Oh, sweet home. So now we can travel around. Doc. Feels good.
Did not sound good. All right, and that's where the game begins kind of
Brother that's cool. All right next game next game
We are jumping to another one by the way the I think we're at like orange by the way for the all-time four meter
We're looking for another one. What do we got going on here? We got another one known as
EZ
Holy moly
A game known as
Um
Hold on. Hold on. There we go. A game known as... Don't let it starve. Let's see what we have here.
I'm the chef and I'm so excited to see your abilities and cuisine.
Let me show you how to work.
We...
Here is the table where you will prepare me some delicious bentos.
I'm pretty hungry yet.
You might say, and now that I have a tool shop, it's where you can buy some tools
This will help you prepare even more satisfying meals for MWAH.
And here is where I'll be waiting.
There's much more hidden in this room, but I'll let you discover it yourself.
Treat this place as if it were your own home.
Every round you must satisfy my hunger and no pressure.
You only have four bento's, so better make them count.
Okay.
Okay, this is yours. Don't just want your only customer
Okay, what do we got here? I gotta make this guy some food
Recipe book. Bacon, beef? Okay, this is like some meat grater grants 25% of the missing
to reach the goal. Place your arm? Oh my god. Throw away Bencos.
Not so fast, the exit isn't on the menu yet, that door is locked tight in the key, it's
with muah.
You know what is already this, know this, there is no escape or screw, no matter how
much you play his game, he is never satisfied, do not trust the promises he makes, he's
He's a mad Frenchman, I have tried to kill him, it's impossible I need to find a way out.
My bad, my bad, chill, chill, alright, I'm gonna cook this, I was just pressing stuff.
Plus one bento every round.
Okay, tiny normal big tiles, uh, plus three.
Okay.
Is this like some Tetris shit?
Flip, rotate, perfect, and a pickle, okay y'all 52 dude, that looks good, what do you
Think about this, man.
He liked it.
He enjoyed it.
Hold on, hold on.
Plus two every time you get four more bonuses
from single food plating,
plus 20 for any plated food.
That sounds great.
And a multiplier.
It costs money to play stuff.
Alright, it gives me a plus 3 total plus 1.
Oh, it gives me one.
Why not do no rice in all pickles and sausages?
I'm going to avoid the rice.
Well, how did you add a pepper?
Well, add a pepper here.
Okay, okay.
Oh, you can change?
Oh yeah, okay, we'll do this too.
Yeah, this is a rice-less bento.
Bread?
I was gonna do no carb, but whatever.
with double bread. That's a lot of bread, dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Damn! A natural. Oh, shit, dude.
What up, my brother?
You have earned the Yosemite for now, it takes this reward, we are not going to do it,
but see what we can do, the next quarter is 1000, but at first let's see what Sadlac
got, now to choose the chef's special, who is truly a player red and modified to
random tool on your table increase the chance for sausages to appear. The next five shop restocks
are free. Motherfucker, apply this shit. I don't give a fuck. Apply your shit. Plus five for each
empty square. Plus 24 for bacon. Plus two every time you get four more bonuses from a single food
plating sausage build those plus a at the start plus five multiplying last
bento of round. We're going, we could do the last piece. This is pretty good too.
I'm gonna pretend that was the right choice. Alright, let's go big. Minus
one. Alright, here we go. This is going to be the fattest bento. All sausages. I should
do all sausages. Sausages and pickles only. I will make it look different like this even
That looks better all lined up.
Ah, shit, one left.
Saucers and pickles.
Fuck!
Dude...
Bye! Wait, how big is this?
Is this like a four slaughter?
We can throw the rice in, why not?
This is a family meal.
No...
No...
Give me another olive, one more olive.
Fuck!
It's okay, it's fine
It's fine it doesn't matter
This is like an overkill bento
Oh la la, so delicious, you've been here so long for now taking this one along without gonna do it, Mr. Boy
You're not supposed to have 5,000 but first let's see what's on the cart. Can I choose a special?
Increase the chance for bread
Also Maki the next five shop restocks are free
Give me the plus five don't make me do a full fucking bread build
Go with bread
Ice cube ice cube
No.
All the plus up every bento thrown away, plus up for each empty square on the bento.
Give me this.
Alright, we're gonna do a normal one.
5k.
Holy shit, man.
Oh, he all fuck.
Is this actually the bread build?
Bro, this is actually the bread build.
Dude, the game lagged because it did not calculate that much bread.
Holy shit, this is a fucking subway?
You have earned your survival take this reward your next one is 20,000 but first let's see
okay gain 1 and show bento this round game 20 of the missing really wait this seems so
good
it's kind of like that one game
that you're trying with the with the gamba
i don't want to throw away shit bro
Plate twice?
Dude, I want to do a bread build.
No.
I'm throwing.
Please.
I will probably take the multiplier.
Whatever other yeast bought this run.
Your table is full.
Alright, here we go.
It was legendary.
Okay, now we have no bread.
Oh, one reroll.
Okay, here we go.
There it is, the build.
Oh, shit. Okay, add the sausage. They love it. They love it. No, that's it. You know what?
That's a good one right there.
That's not a bad one.
We've got three bentos left.
Okay.
Okay, bread.
Send it, send it.
Wow, wow.
Double bread, double bread.
Oh my god, I messed up the placement!
I need an olive pronto.
I need a fucking olive. Please.
There it is saved.
Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
No, we can't fit any more bread.
It's alright.
Ruined all bread, lies.
This isn't good.
This is not good.
I might need to add the bacon.
Come on, sausage!
Is this still a good bento?
This is still a pretty good bento.
Easy. Two bento left, 14,000.
Oh, now you give me all the fucking bread.
UMMBOOOOOOFUG
The quadru- does this still work? I don't think he wants this meal anymore.
Oh yeah, he still wants this meal. Nevermind.
Basic ass diet. Don't forget.
Moshand, this is the last ventile? Oh I know man, I'm saving the dessert here.
With a tiny plus three.
We're gonna do a nice...
What the fuck was that again? I don't know what the fuck that was.
With a nice...uh oh.
With a nice sausage?
And that's it. That's all we need.
Voila! Voila!
Shubu play!
Shedalilu! Moisei!
50k?
I think I need the lobster, guys.
Give me the extra bento.
I'm scared.
Blast wall!
My tables full. My tables full.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Okay, let's move.
Big.
Brej.
Oh
Olive
So you take a bite of the bread and then I'll bite of the olives
And then another bite of the bread I
Think the dev might nerf this soon I
See it happening I see it
Do I do it? Oh fuck. Do I do it? Do I do it or do I do an olive? Add the tea. Add the
to you please give me a chili give me a chili give me a chili oh no I can't you
know what I didn't want to do this but I have to all of me oh shit all of fuck
okay it's okay this is still good he did just say recipe oh wait never mind there
There are food combos. Sausage, sausage, sausage is death.
What?
Oh, shit.
I'm worried guys. I'm worried about the situation I'm very very worried about the current situation right now. I'm very worried.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Sweet.
I don't think he wants the...
Yeah, I don't think he wants this anymore.
I think the bread build is dead.
I think the bread build is dead.
Do I get the olive?
Oh, fuck.
It's not dead.
3,800? That's it?
100? That's it?
No.
No, no, no.
Clearly this game, you're supposed to die.
All right, I'm done with the bread build, it's a lie.
We're going to start with a pickle, add the pickle, add the tea, hold one piece of bread,
No bacon, no bacon, no bacon, uh, pickle, double pickle, a tea, we're gonna do a nice
Chili here. Wait, actually what else was there?
A sausage.
Nice sausage.
That piece of bread.
And...
Don't make me double bread. Don't make me double bread.
Do I double bread or roll it?
What the hell?
Why did that happen?
I'm okay with that happening, but why?
Holy shit, I gotta make another one of those.
Just because it's a full bento, you get that big of a multiplier, really?
I don't know how I feel about this right now.
Spicy meat combo.
Interesting.
I could plop a rice here or we do the sausage
or I re-roll for, I could do this
and then preji for a bread.
There it is
Easy clap boys, easy clap a natural
motion motion
You're the first element
Oh la la the legion I know I know you ever near survival take this. Thank you
125 by the way but first let's see what's okay all tools because zero sell your to 15 set
year to 15. Why would I do that? One last.
three spoon. Okay, not brother. Your table is full. Oh my god.
um maybe maybe the six fingers isn't bad
Minus one per food plated the heck why did I get this
Oh maybe it gets used over time
time. Old me would double bread. New me is holding on the bread. I'm getting a pickle.
another bread and another pickle with the chili with the rice hit me with the
sausage I can do pickle olive or preji for there it is there it is boys there
There it is. That should be way more than 15,000. That's actually fucking bullshit.
The quality of ingredients with all of that variety, that should be like an 80,000 built right there.
That should be an 80,000.
Come on, man.
What the hell even is this game?
Fuck these teas. God damn it. You know what? We're gonna get an olive down there. Believe.
It's all good. We're getting an olive.
Oh.
Oh, this is bad. I would need another olive bacon triple olive. No. No.
Nope. I could do the bacon. I could do the bread here with an olive. Do I do the olive?
I can just do the bread and then preji for another one. I'll get another one. I'm gonna get another one.
one. I'll get another one. Another red right now. I could go boom and drop this or re-roll
or
No, no, I could rice and then hope for a what do you call it?
The sausage is three there it is the pickle
dude how okay this is the thing about the roguelikes bro okay this is now the
part of the game where you won too much so now they got to cripple you no no no
no I'm so damn good then now I got to be crippled
I
We're starting with the sausage
Into the bread
into another sausage. No, into some rice.
Okay, okay, double rice we called it we called us the we called this the carb heavy
The carb heavy holy shit, bro. What the hell, man?
Should I make one of these nasty ass ones before?
The NA special?
I don't know if I can do I wouldn't I need to do something similar for this one
The diabetes max miss all right boys I got to cook here like I've never cooked
before. Bickle! Bickle! Do you want one pickle or two pickles? Two pickles!
Double sausage. Double sausage. Into the bridge.
Into...
Into the double bridge.
Into the... oh shiiiit!
Dude, I gotta...
Hold on, we're lagging.
Okay, triple sausage.
Death build, death build.
Double pickle of the sausage.
how is this nothing oh wait is that just enough oh my god oh my god please
He is mad.
Oh, that's it, Mochi!
Mochi!
She will play!
3-3, okay buddy, you're just an asshole.
Full bento bonus reward by 20%.
Alright.
I don't think I would survive for this long.
Chat, what do I switch out?
Backseat game, please.
Feel free to backseat game, people.
Dude, there's like no recipes.
Sausage, sausage, sausage is death.
Barbecue, sausage, bacon, beef.
Plus 25, every time you play a food
I want to self-destruct.
Pressure cooker's not bad.
Empty space on the table.
Oh my god, life totems wiki good.
That's a good oh shit button.
save it dude no way use it at the end you know what you're right I could have
too late
buddy I don't need a recipe it's pretty obvious how to make a fucking spicy
sausage. There's like four ingredients in this game.
Yeah, that's not even a bad bento.
Throw it in the trash.
Okay.
Okay.
We're getting all of them anyways.
I'll put a rice over there anyways.
Double sausage? I do want to save room for bread.
Oh wait, was there bread? Do I put the bread here?
Oh shit, I put sausage, but then I needed two and a one, or I pickle.
Or I bread and then I still have a 1-1.
I do this and then sausage.
Dude, how is that when I was playing this game?
Are you kidding?
And I was doing the nastiest combos
of shit bread times five and getting 50k.
But when I have variety build, oh, really?
Dude, throw this shit in the trash.
What if I throw it in the trash?
What a waste!
Agreed.
Breadsticks.
It's the Balkan diet, bro.
Come on, man, you eat some bread, you put some salt on the sausage, you got the fucking
bite right into the natural.
I'm actually dead, it's over, it's GG.
Look, you're not supposed to win your first one.
It's a fuckin' roguelike, alright?
The genre of roguelike would not be such a lucrative market with fuckin' 20 roguelikes
launching every day.
If they didn't expect you to lose to play the damn content again.
Okay, that's the whole shtick.
They need you to die so you can play it again.
designed in the game if you don't lose they don't have a loop you have to lose
I beat this first to run
Okay, bro, okay, well, this is a dilemma.
do be a dilemma true saved even though two left I did I put this I put this in
the trash and like nothing happened you still I it still uses the bento box
Alright, construction. We're constructing right now.
I need the chili. I need the chili. Give me the chili. Chili!
F**k!
I'm going back to the bread, I'm going back to the bread, oh there's the shit-ass chili.
Boom, right there, that's a meal, right there, that's a meal.
Variety.
I need an olive if I do this.
need an olive if I do this or do I re-roll re-roll I put the put the rice
down boys what are we doing here
There it is.
Fuck.
I know it's over, man, but just taste this and then know I can make it better.
Uh-oh.
That wasn't even edible. You disappoint me.
Okay, and I'm still hungry.
I didn't have another tool on me.
New tool unlocked
Of course I'm locked all of those that was cool man sure bro
Next game as we continue, we are headed to another game known as
all that
All right this game is called
Voidling Bound so we have here
Got a brand new release
Okay okay
Oh my god. Do we go Wrangler? We'll go Fighter. Fighter. We'll go Fighter. What is this game?
Humanity's insatiable thirst for knowledge has always been its hubris.
By exploring the edge of the universe, we might have gone too far, flown too close to
a star.
In our search for the next frontier, we met the wrath of a deadly parasite.
Relentless monstrosities, spreading like a flame, their bodies blacken the land's
festering, corrupting, and consuming everything in their path.
We named it the Legion.
World's banter, our strongest weapons failed.
Lush, thriving planets were hollowed into lifeless husks.
As extinction loomed, and hope at all but vanished, a small group of field biologists
discovered a mysterious type of space creature, the Voidlings.
Though resilient and adaptable, they stood no chance on their own, but they held a hidden
strength, the possibility to evolve and resist the illusion.
Thus, the Voidland-bound program is born, sending trained specialists, the Ranglers, to neural bind with Voidlands, connecting their minds and vision with symbiotic alliance.
Okay, okay!
Ranglers can accelerate the future's evolution and wield their full potential to fight the death of the Zimus.
Together, Rangra's embroidery has found his way.
Now, Skynar is the last line of defense in our time to survive.
What the hell? Is this like an actual Fallout game?
Destiny 3?
get your bearings hello
I'm seeing me on the main deck for the mission brief, right here.
The situation is critical.
Burios, ground team element, disappear data on Voidlings
before our arrival is missing an action,
likely dead taken by the lesion.
We thought the mission was a loss,
but somehow Henry spotted a survivor of Voidling.
It's safely on board now, ready for neural binding still.
The ecosystems are ready by the hour.
We can't ag without concrete data.
We need access to the teams recently.
We want any chance to save the fauna.
The teams base is off the coast.
Lesion spawns have already tore through it,
So resistance should be light.
Find the radio tower, Maria online, okay.
With our data, we can locate safe zones,
track surviving voidlings and planned counter attacks.
And grab any voidling samples.
That's a vivarium, Henry's there.
Take care, okay.
Let's go, I'm ready.
Henry.
All right, let's go.
I believe.
Voidlings.
Meet your first Voidling.
No man sky update?
I don't think it's ADD bro.
A lot of lore is just fucking garbage.
It's just like filler.
It literally feels like filler.
Weep, brick!
Better?
Oh, the camera's a little higher in this game.
Okay, okay.
He's happy.
Interesting.
Oh, it's controlled to spread.
Use the neural bind station, connect.
Agility, fire rate multiplier, he's gonna be fucking fast as shit.
Link Voidling.
I have never played this game before in lies.
Show the bot, bro.
This, like, just came out.
What the shit is this?
Hey, my fucking chicken!
Okay, okay the f of these definitely a little funky in this game
Oh
Energy, Legion Swaddle, lose energy upon death that regenerate your stamina, oh.
That was the melee.
Oh, he is your execute?
I guess that means I'm full stamina.
So you just play a guy that can transform into, oh we're getting some research material.
Okay, that just gets rid of everything.
Yeah, more mind control.
I think so, Ben's a love-a-love.
Seems like it's a well-made game, but I don't know, we just started.
Can I go in here?
Oh, I can.
Oh, I love it up.
I think I got everything in here, it's like a little loot house, let's keep moving, that's
what.
Yeah, the collecting is pretty nice.
He's got crazy range.
Oh, those give you HP, all right.
Area of everybody at Malikn Heart needs to be cleansed to try all tumors in the air
to expose the Malikn Heart while getting attacked.
I
Go once after those guys
Oh
I'm just a chicken
Whoa.
Oh!
Greater festering hides.
Oh, he's not friendly.
Help!
What the hell man?
There it is.
Oh, who's this?
He was watching the whole time. Oh, there's a bunch of us here.
Okay, got a lot of stuff
Nice work Leo wants a word he's been in a rough spot, so don't take his attitude for personally
This guy
He's mad power the chamber up all okay. I got you
How does this game work now I genetically modify this thing
Oh, change the emma to organic to pyro, let's go pyro, there's now a fire chicken.
The fire chicken is now going to be explosive shot.
He needs three of those.
Fire hose?
Okay, well we can't do anything else.
So I'm assuming I can't evolve back.
He's permanently a fire chicken path now.
Activate the cerebrum enhancer device.
Oh, this is where you do the research stuff.
This guy's got a whole skill tree.
Okay.
Okay, Alicia downpour of projectiles, it's his ultimate.
Okay, I just went haul out and fire rate
and damage on the left click.
Seems like I'm pretty cool game so far, but let's see.
Okay.
Proving ground.
Save the cauldron, survival level 2.
Alright, let's see these upgrades.
This guy's literally, I'm going his skill tree so he levels up and then you get research
points to upgrade his skill tree.
He has a PoE skill tree and he leveled him up.
You're edgy.
Oh yeah, she's really fast now.
Oh shit.
Hey, this is a chicken now.
Oh my god.
Yeah, the pyro chicken.
Oh, it leaves a little pillar of shit on the ground.
really wants me to go organic.
I have how to use its ultimate. Do I really want to use that right now?
It's the last wave.
And this.
LOL!
Well that's not good!
Okay.
Okay.
You got a shit aura.
Yeah, this chicken is slow as fuck.
oh my god dude you know what the problem is I keep hitting shift to sprint when I could
have gotten out of all that it's because I kept hitting shift instead of control and
I'm bad. That's why.
This game actually seems pretty damn cool. Like it's randomly really well made.
I can't tell if Executing actually does anything for you.
There's any benefits to executing.
Oh, does it give you HP?
Sometimes you do so much damage, you gotta like, chill for a second.
I have my ult for the boss.
They're choking.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is boys. There it is.
I did not walk into that.
Thank you, thank you, Rachel.
Alright, nice. Do I upgrade him further?
Go Voidling Bound. Watch the, watch the next, watch, I'm gonna end up wasting all this and
the next Pokemon I get is gonna be insane.
Explosive shots, a slow fire rate, chaotic projectiles that burn.
Let's go fire hose. This guy's gonna attack so fast, it's insane.
It's just gonna be like the fastest 50 cal.
Scatter bomb? Oh, I actually can't even do anymore here.
Srebram and Hanser
After every 40 launch for another road gated bonus fire rate stack, okay
Let's go to this next area
Yeah, I wonder if I can up my ammo or something
Oh, whoa. His jeans. It actually shows where he gets his bonuses from. No bonus for base
module. Oh, that's cool. You can make like a... I think you can mix and match and probably
evolve into like a full adji. Bill. You need to manually reload before running out of
Stamina yeah, I'm trying to see how the power works. It's a little weird
Okay, wait
Okay, so that's that connected
Yeah, this cat might shoot a little too fast.
Okay, I'm scary even I'm scared of them
Come on if I go over here
This is like it goes this way
Proper path
Check it with an SMG
I gotta like burst it.
Looks like I can maybe dat, oh yeah.
Come on, where all this connects.
Maybe I can up the ammo count.
Oh, wait!
Oh, that's what this was.
Oh my god.
Oh!
A golden egg!
What the hell?
That looks like something's up there that I should try to get.
Got another egg.
Elemental Rift?
I can go into a water belt now too.
Oh, there's a lot of tumors.
seems very strong
very strong
That's where you can open that up.
Alright, what do we have here?
Secret spot with some good stuff
What do we got here? What do we got here?
I'm thinking of saving my hole.
I'm probably reaching it by the time I want to actually use it again, but...
Aw, found it.
So many resources to gather.
Oh, there's that right there.
I need that for the upgrade.
The next evolution on this guy doesn't seem that great.
Looks alright.
I think I got everything.
I definitely missed one of the tumors here.
Level 4.
I wasted my heal.
I see that boss I can kill this thing.
Ignore the ants! Burn the boss!
Alright, area's locked, so get hit by the artillery for some reason.
There it is!
You're free!
You're freaking awesome random red chicken shit!
Get out of here!
Be free, idiots!
Be free!
It is
There it is
There it is collection performance excuse me head minute
Henry! Henry! Where do I incubate the eggs? Oh my god. Oh my god, we're hatching. This
better not be a scripted Pokemon, bro. This better be an original to the player. Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Ooh.
Hatchet.
It's golden.
Hatchet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
You give me another fucking chicken?
A special bulletin poses a nature,
and nature improves an attribute,
allowing to go beyond its natural limits.
Nature's can come in three distinct rarities,
where each rarity level boosts its effect furthermore.
Glick Glick!
WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
What?
That's it?
Hey, Glick! We saw the r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.
Grr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.
Leon's been yapping and just watching a lot of other Russians!
Select the common Glick as your companion.
Oh, you can see all your boys here.
They're boys.
I don't think he's gonna be he is a cryo one though so it could be cool seeing
like a icicles and shit any glicks to be my companion
Oh, set your main Voidling here, level 5, level 1 mutated, superior.
Slushgun, Snowplow, gain an extra jump mutated perk.
Sanctuary, I wonder if I can combine these two.
a glick.
Bokonobon!
Alright, we're revolving him.
Hire it, no, we're gonna try it.
Fryo.
We do a double evolution on this guy
Yeah, it's he has like a shotgun yo his he sucks balls, man. Yo the fuck is this shit is success. Oh
You can evolve them all the way down there. I don't even want to use him
He was the other guy was the gold one
Oh, I can't evolve the other?
What?
I just got a new insane move.
It's already max if it's yellow.
Oh well he's not, he now my blazing is an exotic.
Oh, yeah, two levels? Nice. Plus one essence? He's crazy, dude.
Oh, I never spent my research points. Whatever. We'll have double next time.
Why only Agi? Because I want this guy to shoot so fast you can't even tell.
Okay, we got evil robots now.
We got evil drones here.
Oh my god, the back.
I got this sick.
Oh my god.
That was fast.
of
And now for the trap!
A natural chat. A natural.
There it is.
That should have been a three star that was so fast.
Pretty easy boss.
It's my build bro.
Okay.
He's my main.
He has low health.
He's my main. He is the holy chicken. I'm attached to him now, okay? He's very important to me.
Optimal range, projectile accuracy, projectile speed.
lead.
Maybe the range.
These are all for old range, increased damage, oh that's the melee build.
Dash distance and vulnerable while dashing.
This is general shit.
It's the right click, the left click.
Ahem.
Speak with Rachel.
Rachel!
What a man.
Select an activity.
What's the highest level?
Level six, can I do this?
Side activities, main missions.
Wait, what?
Are these doing the same missions again?
Excuse me?
Why do I have these side?
What does it tell me to do?
Come on, big money, big money!
I wonder if you can combine them.
It looks like he might be kind of sick.
Carapin?
What does he do?
come here
the hell?
nah dude he does fuckin overwatch gotta shoot through shields oh really?
fuck outta here brother get the fuck outta here
Get the hell out of here dude, ain't nobody doing that.
Is that one character from Overwatch?
Oh, the Voidpedia.
Should I try the level 6 one or the other one?
I think this is just asking me to grind a mission.
Survival.
My chicken is OP dude.
Wrangler level 4. Okay, that is actually the quest. I just have to level up to progress
Level 5 to a level 6
There's like a lot of these end up being little wave arenas.
There it is, there it is!
of
the
death of
the
You're kidding.
Did the projectiles are hard to dodge?
You're like so hard to see what's coming next.
Oh my god!
I'm so dead.
A little bit of HP.
Uh-oh. I think I'm dead here.
There it is, there it is.
Insane glass.
Crazy glass build.
That should have been level, that should be level 6 right there, right?
Wrangler still not leveled? What level is Wrangler?
Wrangler you have to evolve them. Oh, that's how you level up. So I have to evolve these
Well, he is rare I really want to but bog shot snow cannon dude these are like a
terrible
Okay, I can't evolve further than this
Okay, now I'm a Wrangler level 4.
Okay, wait, who got 7-1?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Germany?
Who is actually the best team in football?
Is it like an exceptional team?
Dude, it's always the same.
France and Spain?
What are we headed? What are we doing?
Security GenLives Lack Laboratories.
The main quest.
can evolve the fire chicken one more time, can I?
Oh, smoke cloud run at ludicrous speeds
while performing primary attacks.
All right, this chicken is on crack now.
Projectile accuracy, projectile speed.
Oh my, let's get some defense now, next.
Yes, some enemies seem to be weak to specific things.
Elements.
Alright, what are these super fast speeds we're speaking of here?
How do I do that?
Wow.
Oh my god, a golden egg, no wonder.
control doesn't trigger it
Oh
Yeah, I do feel the speed boost
The game even made me faster.
Oh, there's two different battles here.
There's two different battles here.
Oh, you should have boss spawns after that, maybe you need to do two here.
cut! insane! yeah there must be a lot of these around here
Yeah, if I had more ammo, this guy would be crazy, crazier.
We have here...
Yeah, that seemed like you got a spam reload.
the one. Just an egg. Alright, that looks like a research facility you can go in. That
absolute in it
Oh, there's a golden egg
Okay, my range is insane
My range is not the whole map.
Uh-oh. Something triggered.
I gotta go over there.
Yeah, we're gonna next game it after this level.
Let me see what happens at the end.
Is this the same drone?
Uh-oh.
Wow, he was immune to all of that.
There it is, the chicken to death.
Another one cleansed.
How's that one star dude, I did that so fast.
That was so fast!
That was so fast!
Ah, let's hit the eggs.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, it's full.
Five new hatchlings, two golden eggs.
Okay, okay, okay, what the fuck?
Alright, there's more? Oh my god, that's so many.
Okay, we got a lot of those little gizmo-lickin' dudes.
Let me just travel to Solum just to see and then we're fricking games.
I actually think this game, I don't know how expensive it is, but it seems like a pretty
damn good game.
It seems very well made.
I'll give them that.
It seems very well made.
I
So long
Okay, try the running wheel.
Oh yeah, you have to actually train these guys.
Too high for this station.
Mutated.
There you go, brother.
What the fuck there you go do your thing man. Oh, he loves it. I
Wish I was this happy doing cardio
No, what is this happy doing cardio? This is fake. You're not that happy lies
What are we doing?
How do I scout the surface?
So there's different planets, I just want to see what the planet looks like and then
we're going to next game it.
So there's different planets. I just want to see what the planet looks like and then we're going to next game it
I can't really have it. No Voidling available
I'm just curious about the game is very well made so it's kind of just
Now we're on a new planet
Okay, we got a nice planet now.
Similar mob.
All right, next game.
Pretty cool game, actually.
Not bad, not bad.
All right, the next game.
We are jumping into here guys. I'm going to take a piss and blow my nose and then we're going to jump into this the next game of a subsunday is known as
You
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All right, they made another fear of have them.
Why is there a microphone in this?
Don't tell me it's that type of game.
computer and not a toaster toaster. Don't do this, bro. Don't tell me it's one of those.
Why does it say together? What?
What? It's co-op only? Oh my god, dude. Fuck that shit, man. Who's loaded for this garbage?
Okay.
Is it dialogue volume?
All right, let's see here.
Is he an alcoholic asks creatine fried rice?
That's crazy dude!
That's one way to get your creatine. Can you just like the water you gotta put in to the stir fry? Can you just like mix that shit up with the creatine?
You can't even taste it!
I think a pill is just easier.
I think it's broken
Let me go ahead and reconnect hold up
I
Yo, is this actually where I hate I thought this was gonna be a nice single-player experience brah
VoIP is fucking annoying man. That shit was funny like year six of streaming now. Fuck this shit, bro
I got what I meant
I think you need a mic for this.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Well well well.
Whatever man, let's do this.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Alright, what do we do here?
Marcus Reed.
Episode 1?
My girlfriend Tess recently played your game, we couldn't help but notice the chilling similarities
between one of the episodes and what happened to us.
She persuaded me to write to you from my perspective as well as it would increase the chances
of the dead noticing this story.
I was trying to keep the information
about our personal lives to a minimum
back in our early days
when we were living together at a job offer,
which I initially thought I would have to turn down
since it required me to move to another ship
at Tesla's adamant that I accept the offer
knowing how hard I had worked for it.
She was ready to move out with me.
We did not have much furniture,
which meant it was a one-way drive with a trailer.
Buddy, you're still reading?
Oh my god, Tess!
Oh wait, this is the neighbor.
Whoa!
Alright, fuck this shit, I'm going inside.
I'm going inside.
Yo!
Oh my God, it's Tess.
Yeah.
Big boxes in the hall so we can balance the weight in the trailer. We'll toss in the lighter stuff
Wait, can you hear me two maybe three hours of good light left watch should be enough time if we move quick
Okay, it's almost sex. Yeah
We were supposed to leave this one
I know watch on the car took longer than I thought we'll make up time on the road
I'm just saying they might get you zeroed to it.
Oh, we're already behind.
If we push it to tomorrow, we lose the whole day.
Okay.
Yo, you're actually doing it.
What up, man?
Yeah.
That happened sometime, bro.
I thought you two were supposed to leave this morning, though.
A little behind brother.
E F left click G X C F Q E L V A.
Middle mouse.
Oh.
We're almost ready.
You know how mornings go.
Fair enough.
How much more you got?
Almost done.
Just started broading.
You guys good?
Excited?
Excited?
Get in there get in there
Just want to get moving at this point. It's getting late
Ask him if that makes you feel better, but I know what he's going to say
Yo last night was fine man
Gotta do that again 100% next time we're back. All right. Well, you two need a hand with anything
We're fine. Thanks, though
Okay, okay. I was just running to Alice's. Peace out, homie.
Peace out, homie.
Okay, we are moving apparently. We are leaving this piece of shit. We're out of here. We're out.
Are you serious? Damn, you're strong.
Oh, I didn't even know we were taking- Okay, hold on. Let's go. Alright. What the hell?
all right let me get this side
okay
there it is you lift with your legs Jesus I'm sorry
hold on I'm trying
okay maybe the horror part is trying to fit
all this into the trailer
All right, turn, turn, burn.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Oh my God, what are we, what the hell, we don't need to get this shit out of here.
Well, we're leaving the TV.
Yeah, we're leaving the little hood.
Get that shit out of here.
what the fuck you want a flashlight you really don't want to bring the
put it on here we'll put it on here it wasn't gonna fit
see okay beautiful beautiful this is why you're in charge
what the hell was that hold on buddy
hey hold on you piece of shit man get the hell out of here get the hell out of
Take the TV, you piece of shit.
The fuck outta here.
The fuck outta here.
You didn't want it.
Alright, what else are we taking?
Oh, okay.
SOME SONG!
I can't forget my Samsung.
My mom gave me this to me.
My Samsung. I've had this since I was a child.
My Samsung fridge.
I always keep my snackies in it.
the same swung okay okay what the hell is for you take we're not taking this but
we're taking the table we're not taking half this stuff but we're taking the
table okay we're not taking the bed apparently what the hell we got a basement
in this shit. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's a lot of boxes.
I regret moving already.
Oh yes, I forgot about our witcher sense.
Oh we do have one?
Oh shit.
What even happened down here?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we need to. I need your help down here.
Yeah, I need your- oh god. I need your help. I need your help. I need your help down there.
Oh yeah, what is it?
Two person job.
I have no idea what this is. Audio stuff. Oh yeah, I'm a DJ.
Well we gotta do not drop it says
Do not draw yet. This is my audio stuff
All right, I know I said I was gonna be a DJ and it's been eight years, but it's gonna happen
Maybe one day
Okay, come on
Yeah, it's stuck on the-
Yeah.
Oh my god!
There we go, there we go.
You got it, you got it.
I told you we should have hired somebody to move this.
We're almost done.
It would have been like a thousand dollars.
What the heck?
This way I can see where I'm going.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Your role is very acrobatic.
She was always good at twisting.
Alright, perfect.
How the hell are we getting this in there?
Alright, I have an idea.
We gotta do this.
We got to do it like this.
Oh god!
Can you get out?
How quickly? Shut it fast!
And...
FOOT!
Okay, I don't think we'll get pulled over for this.
Yo, that was actually really weird.
Oh really?
Yeah, we won't get pulled over. Let's get the last couple of things.
Isn't there something right here?
Oh.
Yeah, we got a couple of things left.
We don't need the flashlight, bro.
We're gonna leave the flashlight.
We're gonna leave it.
I think we're ready.
I'll grab it and toss it in the truck.
Okay.
Where?
Where's the bag with our passport, sir?
I think we're ready.
I think we're ready.
I think we're ready.
Okay.
Where?
Where's the bag with our passport, sir?
where where's the bag with our passports and documents right here already in the
trunk you put it in there this morning good okay I'll get the suitcase okay
where where is it are you kidding it's under the damn couch I just realized
Wait, did it just script the door away? It looks in here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'll snap into position.
What the hell is this, dude?
We literally can't grab it. What the hell is this?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, maybe.
Maybe. Are you kidding?
Oh
Deb say them. Oh my god, are you serious right now?
Hello, oh shit forced push the clock
fuck. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We can get it. There's got to be a way. No way to
actually soft lawn dude fuck nah i'm not putting this shit back in the car
Wait wait wait wait, power's parked a little too far, had to park the car closer just to
here into the trailer
whoa hey
I swear he would shoot down
alright then, let's start the couch under the boxes
what?
Oh, my audio gears boxed up in the basement. Can't forget that
All right, let me do that better. What is this guy even talking about? We literally just did this
We good
Should I move?
Left a little bit and back a little bit.
Keep coming, keep coming, a little bit further, a little bit further, you're good.
Oh, there it is.
Beautiful.
Okay, I guess we don't need that thing in there.
Alright, here we go. I have no idea where we're going, by the way.
There is a navigation app on the phone next to the Cal game.
Okay. This is before cell phones. I don't know what you're talking about.
That's just not true.
Oh, I love this song. This is DJ. I found this guy in the South Park.
Oh yeah
Okay, so our car is broken and I can't take it off the parking brake
All right, hold on. I know you're really like that. Okay interesting
Do we actually need, do we actually need this?
Are we actually completely broke?
It's under the trailer.
It's not in here.
Oh, it's under the trailer now.
How is it under the trailer?
Dude, the wheels of the trailer are moving.
try driving try driving it it was not letting me drive the car is stuck you
can see it right there because I can't drive with the trailer door open you
Yeah, close the trailer door.
Oh my, no way that was it.
Alright.
Anything?
Oh, I can feel myself sliding around.
True, I got it.
Oh, I know.
Enable console?
Alright, no clip.
No clip.
I tried chat anyone know any commands here um what should we use here I refuse to restart
I'm not gonna do this fucking chore again okay okay I have an idea
Is it moving no unfortunately not
I'm not moving at all.
Now.
Damn.
Wait, it's only after the trailer moved when we hooked it up.
Yeah, it did.
I think we need the trailer. If we need the car forward a couple of times, it will pull the trailer and then the truck will move it forward a little bit.
Tommy, Tommy.
Hold on, let me unhook you. I'll drive forward a couple of inches.
Shut down, you fucking idiot. This is working like a shawarma.
Oh, shit.
Good?
Oh my God!
Holy crap!
Our documentation!
Alright, that's everything.
We're good to go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Alright, I don't know where we're going.
We're just going.
What's going on with you?
I'm going to get the car.
I'm going to get the car.
Alright, I don't know where we're going, we're just going.
What's going on with you?
What? Oh my god.
You've been off. Don't tell me it's nothing.
Can we just go?
It's okay, it's okay.
Is this about yesterday?
Potholes on the streets suck.
I know.
Tess.
I said I'm fine, Marcus.
Look, I already told you.
What I said at Jake's came out wrong.
That's not how I meant it. I need you to talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about right now.
What something under the car listen
Stop I'm serious. It's not too late. I said stop
What is happening in this car
So we lost the trail
No way, hold on.
Dude, what?
We made you a fucking license, man.
Bro, it's the hydro... dude.
It's the hydraulics in the car.
Is the parking brake on?
What's going on?
I don't know.
It's your car.
All right, we're good.
All right, God, that's behind us.
All right, left or right?
Oh, wait, we're good.
That was the end.
I was literally the end.
I thought we're gonna drive on the road for a bit or something.
Nor the dark souls of fears to fathom episodes.
Oh wait, we're in Canada.
Yo, I love this guy
Oh my god, he said cut the music so I turned it off, I'll turn it back on
Oh my god, my dad texted me, where's my phone?
Open your door, I'm cold, I'm hot
They said there's a word
Sorry, it's open
Can I win you one, too?
Find a way to put that brother down.
Decent kitchen apparently.
The guy said it was real.
Watch them bridges.
Watch them open roads.
Take exit 5 more.
7.6 miles.
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah, it's an aviation.
Okay, that was the second one.
No, like the real one.
We'll set up your desk under the windows.
Exit 5?
Wait, you're a port?
All right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's right. Okay. Okay. I'm cutting cutting. Oh shit. Oh god
I don't have a stay on that route five noise for 40 miles 40 miles. All right. Here we go
All right, I only drive 50
I'm not going past 50. Ever.
Nope, doesn't matter. I only drive 50.
Still don't know where we're going, but we're going to be there soon.
We've got an important traffic alert. Hold on, let me read this.
Heavy traffic ahead delays on five north mother fucker
You know what I regret this let's go. Why are we moving?
Yeah, what did your dad recalculating I can see all your text in highway and point six miles
Oh, he's just like just normal busy messages
what exit exit to cascade highway it's right here it's right here okay I'm
gonna overturn this bus or not that motherfucker a lot of the way bro we got
places to be
I think how we made it
808
I
Which has to stay on old casket highway from 2.6 miles
that the sound of a voice in the stage sounds good
if i'm afraid of my friends, don't leave me without you doing great with life
i can't but my voice on the right
what trailer is oh you know it's there i just it's just partially in this hall i guess
oh yeah i see it
what the heck
if it is a full up with regrets
the sound of my heart needs to think of all my shots
if the lead goes on for something else to last
what does that say? oh it's a river
I can't I can't work out my phone of course I'm driving I can't work out my
Of course.
I mean, that would be unsaid.
I love this song, bro.
Some people say AI music has no soul, okay?
Those people don't know, okay?
AI is the future, okay?
This AI artist is so good.
He speaks to me.
Yeah, I'm okay.
oh shit I'll just drive right over it what do we do what do we do
I mean we can't battle it okay both of us what it's not that big between the
two of us we can shift it enough to get through okay we're gonna move that
tree okay okay I'd rather just drive right over it
Oh my god, of course it breaks next to a creepy-ass cabin.
Alright.
Two creepy-ass cabins.
Oh shit.
Alright, good luck.
It's only 300 pounds.
We got this.
I can't even find a good spot to grab it.
Oh my god, alright, keep going, alright, why did I turn, I'm going to come towards you,
I'm coming towards you.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, how about we just move it off the road? That's why, that's why.
All right, that should be good.
Let's get the hell out of here.
We just did a good deed for everyone else.
True.
Okay, that wasn't that bad.
Can I have driven with the trailer door wide open, what the hell?
What the heck?
Did the trailer door be opened to be losing it?
No, did you open it?
No.
It's pitch dark in there, I can't see anything.
Must have been the wind.
Alright here we go.
Okay another mile on this road apparently.
We don't have to flashlight.
Okay.
There goes all my streamer equipment.
I think we moved the tree for that guy.
They'll be happy.
Yeah, he might have gotten badly injured.
Gas low? Oh my god, we never filled our damn tank up. We're almost...
We're gonna have to get gas. Typical.
We are right turn here.
What's the trailer doing?
All right, somehow hitching along.
I know, two and a half miles on this road.
What?
Oh, what's going on?
I'm late on the dash.
What?
Are you kidding me?
I knew we should have gotten rid of this 400,000 mile car.
Is a car following us?
Okay, get on!
Oh, what a fucker.
Motherfucker, I'm coming.
No, no!
Go around!
No, I'm getting out!
I'm getting out!
Okay, I don't feel safe apparently.
Open your door.
Go around!
Hey, how the fuck is that?
Fuck this guy.
Piece of shit.
yeah
okay
my word
yeah
oh
I think I blew out the horn
another car okay okay everybody
relax everybody relax
everybody relax
the car
smoking oh shit
wait I'm out I'm out
We drive right next to him, we drive right next to him.
Bro, I just go around. What is this guy doing?
Hey!
This is a classic pickup truck driver right here.
Oh, that's what I thought. But he goes. Look at this shit.
asshole what an absolute dickhead
well yeah the car is completely dying we're stuck at 20 miles per hour let's
go to the sketchy motel so it's like a good and safe comfortable place to rest
This looks like a great, wow, I love this.
Jesus, what was the deal with that guy?
For real, like, relax bitch, damn.
Okay, the lights, what do we do?
You could just be the hill, the engine gets caught.
So it'll go away?
Maybe once we're over the top and it looks out.
Okay, what do I look like, damn,
What test do I look like a damn mechanic?
All right, I'll work it, game stop.
It didn't go away.
I drove a little more before we except that the car
wasn't going to fix itself.
She finally only shopped in the area on her GPS.
Are you kidding me? It's been 20 miles per hour for three hours!
I can't believe my car is acting this way. I've even been saving so much money by not getting oil changes.
It seems okay. This is a three hour drive to Mississippi. Now it's 15 hours.
Let me know if something happens. I'm putting the cow clicker on my phone.
Okay.
I'm just holding the gas.
Sunfall Valley Market. We're in like a dead town.
What?
Okay, we're gonna actually end up backing up and going into this weird gas station. Hold on.
If all these cars are on the side of the road, we could probably just pick up a new car.
Yeah, maybe a little trip.
Alright, let's see if this guy can help in this sketchy-ass place.
Alright.
Oh my god, they're open.
Hello?
Hello?
Not hiring.
Oh, they're missing a turtle.
Meanwhile, cat foods.
What the hell is this?
This is like a real phone number.
Oh, I've got something right here.
Hello?
Wait, what is this?
I don't know.
I've got something right here.
Oh, I've got something right here.
Hello?
Wait, what is this?
Oh, I've got something right here.
What is this? What did I just pick up?
Uh, what is this?
Read it.
There's another one here.
I can't even see. There's no light here.
Uh, it looks like it's, uh...
Zoom loom.
Someone's gotta be around here.
I don't know. It looks like it's a toilet product.
Hey, out of the air!
Um, I think there's somebody using the uh, somebody using the port-a-shitter outside.
Let's go ask him.
Hey!
Sir?
Sir, can you help?
Oh, you know what? I think he's in the back, sawing something.
Oh, okay, that's weird. I heard some loud breathing.
Something's on that port-a-shitter.
Oh, shit.
Hello?
Oh, that's my smells weird.
Oh my god!
Okay!
That was so loud.
What the fuck was that?
Ow!
Ow.
How'd he do?
Ow.
I'm afraid the pumps are all dry tonight.
I expected to take her in the morning though.
Good.
Good.
Look, we've been driving and the red light came on the car dash about 20 minutes back.
We were hoping someone here could take a look.
Temperature light?
Maybe. I honestly couldn't tell you.
Come on, Bucks.
You folks ain't from around here, huh?
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Headed north.
Nah, we're just headed up north, man.
We need a job.
hmm why'd you ask
ah no reason
just don't see a lot of uh...
quickly call your dad say we're at bucks and take a picture of this guy and send it to him fast
stretch creeks a long way from anywhere you could have been headed
I'm trying but my left one won't take it
I'm gonna take a look at that car for you
okay
we pulled in the
well let me just buy some auto clickers on cal clicker
typical
sir see you later
Well, here's my manners. My name's Harold. Harold's tweening. Y'all can just call me Harry though.
Holy momma called me Harold.
Oh, here we go.
Dollar together.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Interest in match.
Yeah, fuck you, man.
I don't see many girls coming to step outside their circle.
Bro, we will fucking lock you in the port of body, alright? I took a huge shit in there, okay?
By the way, just so you know, didn't mean to scare you back there. I was just doing some scraping work.
Right.
Yo, is there somebody in here?
I hope not.
Got a headache now, we've been shaking that thing.
I
Man what how what what is it bro? There's a smoke a good side or a bad side
You guys take a look at that
on here so tell me how two people different as you get together what the hell man excuse
me excuse me I mean I was just curious I think it's interesting really just not the
the kind of thing you would run into.
I like how I can see the text.
I think that's on the problem.
But just a second.
Yeah, we have no money by the way.
Are you just stealing a bunch of shit?
Shh, just distract him.
I think I can help you out.
Okay, nice.
But what's wrong with the car?
That's my man.
So what is it?
Yeah.
Looks like a pool.
Oh, yeah.
Your clamp may have gone bad.
But could you hold it?
Either if you notice anything before it died on you.
Oh my God, what the hell?
There was a guy in the shitter.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
You don't know here, bro. You are right in there. Fuck. I heard that breathing
Okay, we're just gonna take some stuff
This guys are weird, huh? I know right
What's up guys, what are we talking about here?
If you're gonna shank me, do it now, okay, just do it now bro, just do it now.
Kill me now bro, kill me now, do it, do it, do it, fuck you, fuck you.
They're not murderers bro, we're good, they're not murderers, I confirmed it.
Oh, okay, that's good. That's very reassuring actually.
Alright, we good?
So you can do it?
Yeah.
So, I took another look.
We can't fix the car.
Oh, gay!
What? You said you could fix it.
Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I thought.
Looks like the head gasket is about to go out.
Whole things kind of messed up.
Alright, okay, you said okay, what are we gonna do?
Wow.
What are we going to do in the middle of the night?
I'm pretty pissed about that.
It'll be all right folks.
The boss is going to call his old pal Bill.
He used to be a mechanic here.
But I retired a few years back.
Fella still doesn't work at his house.
OK, OK.
Why can't you fix it?
Come on, man.
Can't you try and fix it here?
Listen here.
Man's told you.
We can't help.
There you do, little patch job.
That'll get some cars built, huh?
Lookin', you try to get back on the highway.
You're lookin' a catastrophic engine thing.
There. Now.
Got you.
Now? What the fuck?
What do you mean? Alright, we're gonna take a couple more things, alright?
We'll pay you later.
Alright, we're gonna pay you later.
No need somethin'.
Okay, nope. You know what? We're good.
Yeah, we're gonna grab a snack
Fine, I guess we'll settle with no having no snack. You know what? We don't want anything anyways. Okay, we don't want anything
Yeah, you like that man. I guarantee the problem is not in the trunk either so don't go back there
So I'll rev it. I'll rev it. How is it? Oh it works. It works
It works
Okay, okay, we're distribution is just a little bit different
Yeah, y'all best get the card go
Peace
I
Lookin weird
Yes
Oh, yes, it's kind of tricky
Are you kidding me it popped out
I don't know
Is the trailer moving at all
You're so close keep going
Be full.
God damn it, man. God damn it, man. Shit.
Dude just patched it with a bandaid back to 20 miles per hour.
All the fucking snacks and shit just like pulled out of the trunk. They're all over the place.
Oh my god.
shift gears the car is broken
what did dad should say
you also know if you should come pick us up
yes
we're gonna be mad if people are gonna kill us
you also know that we left the garage door open
Oh my god.
I don't want to go to Bill's house, okay.
Oh my god!
You know what?
We didn't really get the directions from where Bill is and it just said we have to
reverse, just the car just took a shit.
Yeah, it might have been that other little shop or something right past the gas station.
Okay, we're going 10 miles per hour now. All good.
Oh my god, this thing sounds like it's trying to, it's going fast.
Whoa! 30! 30! Okay, where are we headed?
Oh, shit. Where's Bill's?
Maybe this one on the right? Maybe?
No. Oh wait, is that it? No trespassing? Private property?
We should check down there.
Oh yeah, that sounds legit.
Where is Claude?
Buddy, what type of question is that, man?
Yeah, this is... we're definitely getting shanked.
Where is Pointer?
Let's see what this bill guy is.
Bill, Billiam?
Ah, let me see.
Let's go.
Hey, I got Bill!
Bill, the guy at the gas station said he could help us!
Wake up!
Yeah, Bill!
Yo, I'm going to start seeing the guy you sprayed, and his wrath will bind you in the end.
And I will be the instrument of his wrath myself, if you don't get off my horse.
What? You got the wrong idea!
Ma'am, ma'am, I think you got the wrong idea.
You're not from the new temple.
New temple?
The guy from the gas station sent us here to talk to one of his friends.
Well then, what do you want?
Uh, Bill?
Look, we were just passing through. Our car's got a problem.
We're looking for a guy named Bill.
Billy boy!
Someone's needing you at the door.
Billy boy!
First is a first time, Charlie. I'm coming.
Good news, a bottle of beer and a bottle of bleach survived in the trunk.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, we got beer and bleach.
That's us. We need help. Sorry to bother you this late.
Yeah, sorry to bother you this late.
The man at the station told us it was probably a coolant leak and backed out and wouldn't fix it.
Could you please take a look, sir?
huh
there's no way you can there's no way you can tell from that distance unless this guy's a prodigy
mechanic he's an expert damn thing ain't made to haul a trailer engine's hot as hell
oh lucky you've got a coolant leak if you ain't it's a blown head gasket and your oils turning
in the soup by the way nothing we can fix tonight someone doesn't like soup come
on you didn't take a look now can you at least take a look first sir I've been
fixing engines longer than you all been alive I know what I'm looking at I can
take a look in the morning what the hell do we do man sir we don't have
Anywhere to go what do we do sit on the couch in the chair running a motel here
Now you're welcome to sleep in your car out here if you want
Oh
If we weren't meant to take care of you
You're right where you ought to be
Not when you want to be here.
Miss Julia's got rooms open at her bed and breakfast. She'll take you in.
Are you kidding? I don't even know if the car starts anymore.
Now you want us to go to Miss Julia.
Where is her place?
Actually, I'm not sure if this car should even move anymore.
Your friend Buck told us it'd be a catastrophic engine failure.
Now you won't be needing your car to get there.
Take this little trail behind the house.
Uh, we're taking the car.
Line's up the hill, and we need it straight to her carstinage.
We'll let her know if you're all right.
She'll be waiting for the room.
That seems like a terrible idea.
Take the trail. No exceptions.
We've got it, Bill.
Don't step off it.
Not even once.
Don't like what happens if you do.
Oh, Bill, stop scaring me.
You'll be fine if you just follow the path.
Miss Julia's had folks walk it plenty at times.
It's a straight shot.
You'll know it when you reach there.
Why don't you lend Miss Julia's guests a flashlight for the night?
No sense sending them up in the dark.
Fine.
Hold on.
You're a good man, Bill.
We're taking the car.
Okay, we're taking the car.
We're not going to listen to them or I am walking.
walk in on shit okay we're gonna take this on the trail
thank you though thank you thank you about here batteries good don't drop it
thanks man all right that's enough for tonight trails back there goes right up
Okay, here we go, let's go.
Come on now, Shrad.
Missing our program. You folks better get moving.
Is this trail right there?
Yeah.
What about the one over there?
What else are we looking for?
Look at this place. Look at all of this.
It's just a thrill that we've never heard of.
Now we've never heard of.
In a town we've never heard of.
And what's the alternative?
Huh? Sleep in the bus?
Should we stop?
Maybe.
Shit, we gotta go on foot.
Maybe that's better.
Oh, Fod, you would've been great if they warmed us not to take the car.
I don't know.
No.
I don't know.
You know what?
I don't know any of these people, and neither did you.
Oh shit, I did the flashlight fell.
Oh no.
That's what that noise was.
You're seriously fine with this?
Are you strangers?
We just met.
Pointing us down a dark trail and you're just...
You're fine with that.
I'm not fine with it.
I just don't see another option.
There's always another option.
You just never want to look for one.
And what is that supposed to mean?
It means you just decide and expect everyone to follow.
That's what you do.
Everyone?
Hold on.
Is this about last night again?
You've been hearing this whole thing.
I'm gonna grab the beer.
Okay.
Oh, fuck that.
I don't know where the beer went.
I'm gonna grab the bleach, then.
Yeah, that works.
The apartment, your studio.
All of it.
It was always I.
I got this job.
I found a place I'm moving to Washington
You talked about it like I was even there like this was something you were doing and I just happen to be coming along
I just I
Don't know. Oh, we need the suitcase
I didn't even realize that it was such a big deal. I thought everyone was laughing. So were you
Whoops, I did not mean to...
That's just...
I dropped it, sir.
Stop making decisions like I am.
Get the suitcase.
Okay!
a long night she's a slept in the car but that lady did not want to sleep we
had a perfectly good couch in the trailer I know we could have slept on the
trailer we had a TV and everything
yeah we're totally gonna die
Uh-oh. Don't fall off the trail, stay on the trail. A bridge!
Okay. Scratch Creek.
I'm sorry about last time. I didn't think about how that sounded.
We're still on this last night shit.
Oh my god.
Did you hear that? That did not sound right.
I think that was... oh!
They're just animals.
Yeah, just a gear.
Yeah, it's going to be a very loud noise again, like a random NPC with a screeching noise.
or not.
9.58.
I would help you, but it looks like you got it.
oh my god we made it
really
yeah there's a road here this whole time we're gonna just rip in here
oh my god you know i know let this car hit me
hey do you know there's a hotel around here
we don't want to go to that creepy place
we don't want to go there they have gargoyles and shit
there's nowhere they're gonna harvest our goods
We're gonna harvest us!
Help! Help!
Help!
Wow.
All right.
Wait, it says private property, no trespassing, but it also has a sign saying please stay with us.
Yeah, that's for the people who are staying, I guess.
Well, their lights are on, and it's like 3am. That's a good sign.
Your trailer is due for return tomorrow.
Oh god, they want the trailer back tomorrow, whatever.
Alright, let's see.
You know what?
You need to.
Charlotte called ahead.
Such a sweet woman, isn't she?
Aww, you poor things.
Please carry my things.
Call me if you have any trouble.
Like this?
It is.
Come in, come in.
You must be exhausted.
Yeah, we are.
Merse me.
Now, are you too hungry?
You look like you haven't eaten.
No, we're okay.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
I'm not hungry.
No, we're okay, actually.
Uh, actually, I'm starving.
Speak for yourself, yes?
I'm Ms. Julia, by the way.
I don't think Charlotte mentioned.
Marcus, this is Tessa.
Tessa, what a lovely name.
Thank you.
You're going to be right at home here, my dear.
She's just left.
And we're in here?
OK, what?
Ma'am, are we supposed to follow her?
Uh, I'm waiting for someone to take this luggage.
Yeah, it's a better breakfast. I don't think that's happening.
The left thing came back, okay?
Where are we headed now? Where are we headed? We're here. Where are we going?
Where are we going? Are we going outside this time? Which way?
Have you taken your meds today?
Oh my god the dementia. Ma'am ma'am you live here you live here. Do you run this
place by yourself? Oh heavens no. Could you imagine me here all along? I've got a
few hired hands. Folks from the church also check in. Oh. How much do we owe
you for the room? Depends on how long have you stayed? Only one night. Your
friend Bill said he can fix the car in the morning. For the night, it's 95. Breakfast included,
of course. But don't you worry about that now, sweetheart. We'll square away payment in the morning.
Okay.
Sorry, could we get you our room, please? We're both really tired. Oh, of course you are.
Okay, now have a seat, sweetheart. Make yourself comfortable. I'll go check on your room and be
right back I'll come with you um excuse me to check on is there a restroom I
could use yeah it's in the back by the kitchen I appreciate it that's follow
her I'm gonna get you a shit follow her I don't believe it
okay
All right kitchen do not enter. Oh here it is.
I
Shout one minute
already paid their dues.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Julia wants linen brought up to the fair room.
Ah, just a seat.
You took the locks down stairs before bed.
It ain't wrong, man.
Still skin you alive, it's your place.
Won't need those coats even, will we?
Sorry about that chat.
Jim?
Yes?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, the game crashed?
Maybe I was too far from you.
All right.
There might be checkpoints?
Oh wait.
I thought this game was pretty decent.
Do I finish it or do we next game?
You're at the end?
Is it the end?
Oh yeah, man, I'm gonna pull it.
Oh yeah, man, you saw me, you saw me, you saw me, man.
Oh boy, he's on my friend's list, he is.
Oh yeah, he is, no wonder you don't like games I play.
I might need a restart, I may have bugged it.
Yeah, I may have bugged it.
chance it's bugged it's won't make let me just restart and on by you is there
actually like 30 minutes left because bro we got it continue sub Sunday
brother
You have like an hour?
Alright, Jim, I invited you.
Are you watching the UFC event?
I would say I mean, I'm not like I'll tune in I'm not like holy shit about it
Oh, and it works. Oh, hold on
All right, you good? I have no idea. Bill's house? I think Miss Julius? Can we just arrive
of the Julius? Oh weird, okay. It's weird how it's there because we already went to the
repair shop, and a bunch of other stuff.
Are you guys ready yet?
nine fifty eight
oh mom brother
we gotta wait for her and I gotta take a piss again
yeah we gotta speedrun this shit
Good luck.
Such a sweet woman, isn't she?
Thank you for the things.
Car, giving me something, coming back like this?
Come in, come in. You must be exhausted.
Mercy, me. Now, are you too hungry?
You look like you haven't eaten.
Yes, no, maybe.
Actually, thank you.
I'm Miss Julia, by the way.
I don't think Charlotte mentioned.
she did you want to see our room so what now how much do we owe you for the room
depends on how long have you stand only one now your friend Bill said he can fix
the car walking away for the night it's 95 breakfast included of course but don't
She keeps walking away.
Yeah, she keeps walking away.
We'll square away payment in the morning.
Sorry, could we get you our room, please?
We're both really tired.
Oh, of course you are.
OK, now have a seat, sweetheart.
Make yourself comfortable.
I'll go check on your room and be right back.
Excuse me.
Maybe you've got to stay down here to ball her.
That's a crash.
Yeah, it's in the back by the kitchen.
Baby?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to take that piece.
I'm going to take that piece.
Oh, yeah, there is somebody talking upstairs.
Oh
She's staring at
I guess some guy came running down the stairs screaming about how he didn't like this place and left.
What the hell?
This two were talking outside the shitter.
Should we follow? Oh, there she is.
How's the room?
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dears. Your room's all ready now.
Oh, nice.
I think you're going to love it. I went ahead and put you in our majestic suite.
Ooh.
Thank you.
But before I take you out, I'd love to show you the parsonage, the grand tour, if you
will. It will give you a deeper respect for this majestic house.
Okay.
That's not necessarily a lady.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
OK.
OK.
This is our person study.
Wow.
Everything here belonged to someone who would live,
worked, or prayed under our roof.
These books were collected only generations.
Oh, yes.
That's a print.
We got history older than anything, my dears.
Feel free to browse the shelves
you'd like a good read hmm yeah it's been a long night we just want to go in the
bed all right we're good we're good nice house what the fuck is that doll thing
over there oh my god
this place is old and that includes the pipes baths not to drink from the
taps the water cooler safe the water cooler well then pardon me it's
It's time to get you two settled.
This way.
Oh, and this one stays closed. It's staff only.
Do not!
Do not!
Just testing it.
Yep, sturdy lock.
All right, all right, ma'am. It's like 4 a.m. We have to sleep, okay?
Yeah, you have to change the head gasket of a
Knock on all the doors disturb all the clients
This is our majestic sweet how is to your liking the heat's already set to uncomfortable
The staff is ready to set up a seasoning to prepare for dinner.
So, I'll just leave you for a second.
Oh, and if you need anything else, just do it on your own.
So, we'll have a favor to reserve a type of form in mercenaries only.
No, there isn't.
Yes, yes, there is! It's right here! Clear as day!
Of course we do not know what you are talking about.
People
Oh my god
I didn't notice any rain so we've made sure there are separate beds for each of you
I'd like to make sure people keep themselves pure
We'll probably push them together
We're gonna put them together map okay
Well, good then.
Oh, sorry.
Any chance that you can turn into bunk beds?
Oh, sweetie.
I'm afraid a house this old doesn't have any room.
Just so you know, the door locks itself.
But if you both get locked out, we need to come by with the skeleton key.
We do charge $20 for the trip.
What?
More than you'd think.
So, figured I'd mention the charge.
Can we have the skeleton key?
My word, I can't give you the skeleton key. It unlocks every door in the house.
Okay.
I thought you two would go snooping, but you can never be too careful.
I mean, it's fine. Yeah, we're just crashing for a few hours.
That reminds me, before you two turn in, would one of you be so kind to step downstairs and sign the desk book? Everyone has to.
Oh my god.
You know, you kids don't seem like the kind you would break a fine old tradition.
I'll go sign it.
Okay.
All right, if anyone knocks.
Actually, you know what? Whatever, we'll do it later.
We're gonna bed.
I'm gonna bej.
You gonna bej? I'll go to bej.
Ah, so comfortable.
I
Think I need a bath. I feel disgusting after that hike. Yeah
I thought they said don't trust the pipes. Why would we take a bath?
If we can't drink the water, why would we use the water to clean ourselves?
That's a good question
Okay, I'm gonna take a bath. All right
I don't know.
That's my little cow clicker while I take a bath.
Hey, out.
What the heck?
We're a couple.
I'm pretty sure it's Bracebook.
That was a roll.
All right.
Yeah.
My girl's been free.
Rory no bitch show?
What the hell is that?
I don't know.
I
Rory no bitch show what the hell can't say the same about me though
Let's we have service here
blue blue blue blue
are you kidding me no towels
oh my we got no towels lady
hi I'm sorry to bother you man
my girlfriend's in the bathroom and it doesn't seem to be any towels in there
I see. Bobby must have forgotten again. That boy.
I was wondering if someone could bring some up.
Oh. The staffs called it a night, I'm afraid. They've had a long night already, my dear.
I'd hate to wake them for anything short of an emergency.
Right. I understand, but...
And, uh, missing towel wouldn't qualify, I'm afraid.
Are you kidding me?
I understand, but my girlfriend's already in the bath.
If it's something you need right now, you'll have to help yourself.
All the laundry for the parsonage and church is kept in the basement of the temple, just out back.
The church?
Yes, if you head out through the back door to the church and go down to the basement,
you'll find clean towels folded on the rack.
That's where all the laundry is done.
Okay, if you'll excuse me, it's getting late. Okay. Good night. Yeah, I got to go
downstairs to get the damn towels. All right. All right, anyone I'm gonna knock
fog if you hear the earthquake knock it's me okay.
Oh, can you hear me?
Yeah.
I gotta go downstairs to grab towels.
I'll be right back.
Right now?
She said everyone's asleep. It's the only option.
Just... don't worry about it. I'll answer.
It's fine. I got it. Just give me two minutes.
Please, please, please.
I'm leaving.
Okay
Okay, let's see what we got here just need some towels
She said it was past something
That's the kitchen or some shit. I have no idea what was the war what did she say?
Outback? Does this lead outback?
Really?
Why would there be towels there?
Two minutes, by the way!
Oh god.
I don't have my flashlight.
Why would there be towels in here?
Okay.
Oh, you've always had a fear of basement since you were a kid, okay?
So let's go in this fucking sketchy-ass one that's the scariest one that is scarier than
the one that you ever imagined as a kid.
Sure, man.
Of course.
Of course.
Typical.
Typical.
Yeah, that's a find a way out oh
My god, no network. All right, come on man
Really
How the hell am I getting out of here?
Okay.
I actually kind of got chills writing this story.
What?
Like a random dead note?
Hello?
Anybody there?
Oh, God.
Really?
Anybody there?
No, get the pickaxe! Get the pickaxe!
We're under the house.
Oh shit, at this point you grab a weapon.
Wait, this looks like it leads me to...
Oh shit!
Okay, buddy, you motherfucker.
What the hell are you doing down there?
What was I doing down there?
down there? Maybe fix your doors before blaming me. I was stuck getting the towels. I had
to make my way out, okay?
You good? You good?
Alive.
Someone keeps knocking?
What are you doing, man?
Why were you knocking?
Okay.
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
I saw the guy knocking.
Wow, okay.
And you didn't need towels that whole time?
I got him.
You just showed up and was like,
I have towels for you.
So I didn't open the door.
Oh, weird.
Good thing you didn't.
Who?
That guy came up here while you were gone.
Who came up?
I don't know.
One of the workers or something.
And he just,
I
Just kept knocking did you open the door? What of course not good
Good weird boo miss Julia said that everyone was asleep. Oh
man
What I?
Forgot to sign the guest book. She asked for she said it's oh, yeah, right? Yeah on her desk
Okay, okay, I'll go sign it real quick. I gotta grab some water too. I think my throat's acting up
You catching a cold again? I can go get it. No, I'm it's okay. I just need some water
I'll go you just got out of the bath Marcus. Just go freshen up
Are you sure?
I'll go sign this book
There's two people down there, okay?
I just wanted to... Alright, good luck, good luck.
What if we just go together? Why do we... I don't got shit to do.
Oh, I can't. Oh, God. Never mind. You go.
Uh, uh, I got it, I got it. I'll do the special knock on a comeback.
Alright.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, I can see the church from here?
You could have yelled at me the whole time through the window?
That's kind of funny.
I gotta say, this game is actually a really well made co-op game.
It's actually like a really well made.
It's very unique.
Yeah, it's actually like a pretty damn unique co-op experience.
Can I take a... can I take a bath?
All right, let's just put that right... can I put this out the window?
No, you can't.
I'll park.
Hopefully we don't need that. He has one anyways.
feels good! feels very nice! my toesies are very nice! feels good! that's not good!
good all fear fathom games are based off of reddit posts oh really
he's good man
brother you're the worst elf individual i hear you
That was nice, that was nice, let me get a towel.
Ah, feels good.
Is this always open?
lady asking questions.
She's mad you went in the forbidden room.
Oh my god.
I thought it was late.
Isn't she sleeping?
Yo!
I hear you!
Oh!
I'm alright.
Oh, okay.
That was a shit. I took a shower.
You were gone a while.
Miss Julia stopped me downstairs.
She knew you went into the basement, Marcus. Someone saw you coming up.
Okay.
Okay. That's all you have to say.
What do you want me to say?
Just why because I stood there and covered for you. I don't even know what I'm covering for
There was a tunnel okay
This one was connected to the church basement. I got locked in there and ended up coming back to the wrong side a tunnel
Between the church and this house
But why I don't know I didn't build it
It's an old building. These places have...
How did you even get locked in there in the first place?
I don't know. The basement door just locked behind me on the way up. I didn't even hear it.
That's fucking weird. And what's also weird is, you didn't think to tell me any of this.
Okay, okay. I just didn't want to freak you out for no reason, alright?
You... you keep doing that!
What?
stop making decisions for the two of us are you serious right now what did you
want me to do tests come back up here and tell you about a secret tunnel so
you can lose it with no car you've already been on the I'm thinking my
shit of leaving reading into things and just let me handle it
Rodney Iconic!
Fuck your shit.
That's what I think about your shit.
Rodney Iconic!
Hey, come on now.
I'm going to go.
Fuck your shit.
What the-
Yo, our travel documents were in there.
My passport was in there.
Oh shi-
I thought that was the other one!
Oh my god.
Whatever, I'm going to bed, okay.
Okay, alright.
I love you, Bill. Good night.
Yeah, why don't we shut the lights off?
You okay?
You drank their water, didn't you?
Uh...
Oh.
Oh, yeah, worse for you.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah, worst beard.
Oh, God.
All right.
Ah, there.
Yep.
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Is this heaven?
Whoa!
Um...
Yes!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Dude, what?
Oh my god
What is this man?
Okay, so I guess you do have to just book it. I just have to unlock it first.
What if I just leave?
The other one would be the bathroom window.
Yeah, what if I just leave right now?
Wait a minute, he hears it.
I
Okay, he catches you no matter what
Yeah, I gotta try things bro shut the fuck up man, what am I gonna do just stay?
I don't know it looks he's the AI is being dumb. So it's like do you book it or do you just wait I
Gotta try to book it to see about the weight
I literally bugged it dude.
I opened the door and hid so fast that it like, okay.
I'm just going to wait.
What the heck even is this man?
Wait, did I just see Jim?
Almost?
I think he catches you no matter what.
Okay.
Brother.
The door opens in the most ridiculous direction
Dude, I don't know if I'm supposed to wait or go for it. He said he saw me
This is a stupid mechanic.
And it's even stupider with a twitch chat.
The guy ran past you downstairs.
You know what?
I just realized, I think maybe we can free text while we're underneath.
Okay.
Oh
Oh god.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, go, go, go, go, he's in the closet.
He's in the closet
What the hell happened?
I'm going to the church, I'm so lost
You know, I actually think the front door was actually where we were supposed to go.
He was outside the front door and he killed me.
He was?
Okay, let's go back door.
Back door.
Back door.
Back door.
Back door.
Back door.
Back door.
Back door.
I
Sssssshhhh
Ok ok we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go
Let's go
We've been tunneled
Go go go
We're been in tunnel
I think we gotta circle to the front
And go down back to those
Let's try it
Not the front door, not the front door
Follow me follow me follow me
Ok ok
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right!
Are you good?
I have an idea.
Okay, it's either down this path or we cut across.
Ah, shot!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Go around, go around, go around!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ah, which way, which way, which way?
Alright, let's try the forbidden tunnel
go go
maybe they never locked the door
keep going keep going keep going
Okay
Two coffins down there are two coffins down there
Okay
Hmm
That's why they're against a chain I guess
They came this way
There it is.
Get shamed out.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Run!
Run!
I know!
I know!
I know!
Front door, back door.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh god, there's a light over here!
Oh shi-
Do we got to do this all over again?
Yes.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I went to the front door.
Wait, did the front door- I died, was it the front door?
Oh no, I went out the front door and I think I got killed.
Oh wait.
Wait.
I went out the back door and I got killed.
Oh, shit.
Oh, maybe I ought to have killed him.
Let's go out the front door.
They came this way!
Get down here!
Okay, what are you what are you feeling?
No, no, no, front door, front door, front door.
Now the path, Bill's house, you know Bill's a murderer too.
Yeah you piece of shits, hell.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I
Like yo screw bill he knew the whole time
Yo bills problem those dudes in the hoods with the fucking sickles
But he has a gun go talk to him off I'll wait here go talk to him
uh-oh
uh-oh
park our car right in that path
we did
So their murders and car thieves, this place fucking sucks.
We should just drove down the highway at 20 miles per hour.
Oh, is there a car right in front of this house?
Oh yeah, there's the trailer.
Wait, who's this guy?
I don't know.
Let's wait.
What's the commotion?
You said they bolted into the woods.
Or safety.
Ask me what?
Because those two boys of yours couldn't keep it straight.
Damn, Mara.
Man, it won't get far.
Hope you are all right.
Let's get turning to a problem,
and we don't find them.
We'll find them.
We'll find them.
We'll find them.
We'll find them.
We don't find
Coming
We already lost one earlier wanted himself one report might slide to
I said I'm coming
Oh
Okay, in the trailer?
Okay, we gotta get to the trailer.
Okay.
Look at that trailer!
Okay!
Man, let's still get on the plate, be careful.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Okay, we gotta go during that time.
He's got one path! Oh wait, no he doesn't.
I'm gone. I'm gone.
Bro, get in, bro!
Hey.
I know this isn't the right time, but I love you, God, I love you so much, I should've
said it a seven times, but I really shouldn't have, I tried too hard to miss you, not
right now.
What the fuck just happened?
Um...
We're going one tap right now one tap we're going
Are you kidding me it reset the whole segment oh my god
Oh
All of the devs thought of this the devs thought of this
Yeah, we're gonna one tap get ready get ready get ready
I don't know how he saw me bro, I have no idea.
Maybe we gotta wait for him to get a little bit further on his patrol path.
Yeah.
Oh
Come on buddy
Who said half an hour left?
Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna mess this up.
This is a very fine line.
This is a very tight timing until he turns around.
Hey.
I know this isn't the right time.
But I love you.
God, I love you so much.
I should have said it a million times.
I'm really sure that I tried to win this.
Come on, right now.
I love you too.
So much.
What the f**k?
Get in here a second!
What the f**k, room?
He's asking for you! Get in here!
What?
He's sleeping.
We take his car. We take his car. We gotta be-
Can we take our car? What?
Can we take our car? Can we?
Don't tell me we're going in there, Fred. The door is open.
Oh, they're gonna hear this ship, bro. It goes 20 miles per hour, bro. They can run here. They can catch the car.
Just go, just go!
Stop looking!
I need you!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Wait, just go!
Go, go, go!
Dude, what? This car is such a piece of shit, man.
Oh
Dude we got to detach the trailer fuck our stuff
The stuff in the trunk that we stole is glitching the car.
I don't know about us.
I know this isn't the right time, but I love you, God, I love you so much, I should've
I should have said it a million times.
I really should have.
I tried to win this.
Not right now.
I love you too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fuck!
Get in here a second.
What's the problem?
He's asking for you. Get in here.
Uh-uh.
He's sleeping.
Okay, should we unload the truck?
I'm detaching. Or not the truck, the trailer. Oh wait, no, dude, never mind. It's empty. Dude, you drive! You drive, okay?
I'm telling you this shit's bumpy.
Oh.
Oh, really?
I gave the fucking VTEC point.
There it is, there it is.
We barely made it back to the main road before the car gave out again.
We were scared that those people were going to follow us.
We called the cops and we were rescued to the station.
Two officers were back in the area immediately.
We didn't find anything incrementing.
It was all we heard back in the morning.
At first it was rumored to be insane, but Tess insisted it was not worth pressing
on as nobody called us crazy.
They should have actually seemed to kind of believe it, which managed to keep
around even more.
As far as I know, those monsters are still out there in the world, whatever they wanted
it wasn't just money.
As I wrote their story, I'm well aware of the stupid choices I made along the way.
I'm just so thankful we are both here to tell it.
There it is.
That was actually pretty cool, man.
That was a cool co-op game.
I feel like I've been playing a scary game like that.
How's cool dude?
Why not?
How's cool dude?
I have, I've played all the other episodes as well.
I'm pretty sure I've played like every single one.
I've played like, I've played four of them.
Our next game is we continue jumping over to another world premiere
We've already played the shit out of mecha chameleon relax buddy the next game
name is known as a potential alt-f4 known as gold mining simulator 2, the five people
that bought one. Convista, so we needed to make gold mining simulator two.
Oh, sure, the gold looks real now.
You're kidding.
No.
No.
No way.
Okay.
Okay.
Relax.
I'm actually scared.
I'm scared of what is to be seen.
okay okay relax i'm actually scared i'm scared of what is to be seen this might be crazy
uh i wouldn't play this game if you're gonna play the first one because the lore is very deep
yeah this isn't the type of game you just load up okay you gotta beat the first one
You see that all around you?
It's Alaska, my boy.
You still look dangerous and goddamn beautiful.
dangerous and goddamn beautiful.
Here's the beauty in its purest form right here.
We're not here to admire the scenery.
We're here to find the goal.
With hard work, sweat and dedication,
you can fulfill your dreams of riches.
Oh shit
Yeah, what if you lived in a nice trailer and you were able you and you're you just mind gold all day and you were able to make
Enough to get by
Would you live the life
You don't need the fancy cars and shit, it's overrated
It's honestly a one-head. It's a one-head. It's a one-head one.
Yeah, says me, motherfucker. I know. You don't know.
Hey there, kid. Tell your plane to drive you down out there on the way.
I've waited for you.
Yeah, says me.
You must embrace and stick to the road by the cannon.
You'll find it easy enough.
Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for bears.
Oh, shee!
This is actually the same universe.
This is now Bill's prequel.
This is before Bill decided to be a piece of shit.
This is, this is pre-racist bill.
I'll be dark.
Feels like just yesterday you were no bigger than a gold nugget.
Alright, enough job.
The gold ain't gonna dig itself, let's get to it.
Now the VA is...
Used to be a model like you showed me.
Nothing.
That used to be my shovel and my bottle before playing when he was cramp on the floor with my voice.
What was I gonna do? I pressed this and forgot.
Alright, let's see.
Oh yeah, the music is fucking loud as shit.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Stop!
Pick the dirt here and there, and see if it glitters back at you.
Then we'll know where to do it.
We usually do this on like rivers and shit now
Nice enough for now grab the buckets and come with me. Let's see if we struck anything shiny
Alright
Yeah
Ah
Are you leading me where we going here Oh
You'll need a bucket full of paid dirt in a gold fan
Okay
All right, start filling the pan with water, then move circular motion, ba-da-bing-ba-dum.
First thing you do is empty the bucket onto the gold pan.
Okay, how do I drop these?
Okay.
Go ahead, get the gold pan in the water and give it a good shake.
Gold's much heavier than dirt, so it'll stay at the bottom.
I don't think I'm doing this right am I doing like a circular motion or some
I'm not trying to keep the water in here.
Oh there we go, there we go, there we go, okay.
Okay, I have to just keep dipping it over and over.
Is there nothing in here?
Oh mouse is way better than wasda by the way.
Oh my god.
You see that sound?
That's gold!
Now go on, grab it, or it washes away!
There it is!
Oh, shit!
Don't you forget about that second bucket, though.
It might be holding even more gold.
You're right.
There might be more.
You're right.
Oh, God, I am Billy Bobbie!
Hold up for me hold up for me
I don't know if I don't know how to drop this actually how the fuck you drop this shit G E H
E what's up E E my dude lies. Oh, yeah, that should put on the ground there again
Okay, here we go, here we go, soak it, soak it.
There it is, there it is.
Come on, gold, gold.
Oh, yeah, we're at the end. We're at the bottom.
Really? Really? There's nothing in here.
There's nothing. Oh! Oh, there they are!
Wow, daaamn!
things first we need to pick a spot for the wash plan don't place it too far
from the water so we don't run out of hoses whoa that was the fucking noob shit
this is 2026 Miller we're doing that pan sheet
They don't do that pain shit, buddy.
All right, it's settled.
While I'm busy hauling in the wash plant parts,
you head to town and grab the rest of the gear that we're gonna need.
Take my pick up.
I left the keys on the TV stand in the house you passed earlier.
Oh, and there's a bit of gold I've already dug up.
Grab it too.
You'll need it to pay for the equipment.
Look out, I am.
There's the keys.
Is the gold in the car?
Oh, right here.
Driving devs?
Really, really, really, really, really, chap.
Where does it say turn the damn engine on bro?
How do you turn the toggle engine?
I didn't see the toggle.
I read everything with toggle engine.
Alright, handbrakes a spacebar.
Oh
Oh, whoa, okay, okay
What the hell
He'll need some cash before you could buy anything.
There's a place in Falcons Creek, the Gold Horizon Institute.
The guy running it, it's nobody's mind.
Tell him you're my grandson, and he'll give you a better deal than those bankers.
He'll give you a better deal than those bankers.
He'll give you a better deal than those bankers.
Tell him you're my grandson and he'll give you a better deal than those bankers
Oh shit, wrong way. Let me see here for the dead side project
Here it is
Looks like the spot. Looks like they're in business.
To sell gold or pour out as much as you want to sell.
Well, well, if it ain't old Jed's grandson. I'll tell you what. If you got some gold to sell, a candidate's high purity this time.
But only because it's jam.
Alright, Bobby.
Bobby!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute.
Three grand, forty-three dollar?
Holy shit, ay-oh-choo, motherfucker!
All the gold?
Oh my god, really?
Seven thousand?
What the hell?
Holy shit.
Looking for mine and gear?
Head over to the martello shop, other side of town.
Okay.
Yeah, why does this game randomly really get a decent sim?
Alright.
I he he he he he he he he he he he he he.
Welcome to Martello. Feel free to look around.
What up, man? How are you, dude? I love these!
Okay, we got some voltage cables. We got a genie.
We got a miner's most time fava.
We need a water hose.
A pump and two hoses.
And a secret heat.
You heard you, bro. We heard you. Alright, let's see. No, that was the gold jar he gave
me. He had money he gave me. I didn't get 7k from just that one. Damn, I actually have
to push it in here?
Okay, I don't know what the hell half this is, but he said I needed everything here
All right, don't forget the generator
There we go.
Ah, let's go.
I don't think it's going to fly off, and I think it's locked in place.
I actually drift around the corner, kind of.
Oh yeah, one of the devs working on GTA 6 decided to make this as a sign project.
He said, uh, this was already in GTA 6, so why not just make a game dedicated to it?
And, uh, well, here we are.
Yep. Here we are.
Park your pickup near Wash Plant. Talk with Grandpa.
Wraps! I made it!
Wraps!
No. Oh, we're good. Okay.
I got most of the wash plants set up while waiting for you.
All this left to do is hooking up the sluice boxes, so stop standing there and hopping
the excavator.
And don't you dare scratch her.
So, okay, I got you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're excavating?
Oh, shit.
Oh, safe!
Now drive that excavator to the trailer and move the bucket right over the sluice box.
Careful though, we don't have any spare ones left.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, uh, cabin input.
What the hell?
That's close enough to hop out and hook the sleuth box to the bucket using the transport
cables.
Is this bucket really that heavy?
This loose box, oh it is actually huge.
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly.
I am like I think it's just two hooks for four
The hell?
We're half way through here.
mhm mhm mhm mhm
What the hell?
What happened?
I raise my farm
arm.
Ah, boom.
Or arm.
Alright, let's land this up.
There it is, buddy, there it is.
It looks like I might need to do two sluices.
It's Lawrence.
Looks like there might be some hope for you yet.
Get out, unhooked the tables and connect the wash plant to water and power.
And after that, we'll throw in some modest moss to guess the goal.
Shand in for death!
I believe he's here.
Good ol' Jenny.
Where's the blood for this?
Alright we need some fuel.
I think this thing on my, uh, hold on.
Okay, we need water pumps too.
Place the media water pump near water source.
Wait a minute.
the media water pump near water source. Excuse me? Why is this here? Big bucket.
All right, where's the water pump? Oh, shit, molt.
True. Where's the pump? True? Oh, yeah, yeah. I definitely connect it anyways.
Connect the pump to a wash plant.
Yeah, what the hell is a wash plant?
Oh, yeah, okay, well.
Are we going in?
Is it the in connection?
I'm gonna be an owl connect the pump to watch by using hose
Right here
Now we're going in
Okay, I think this is correct
Build pump with fuel.
Dude, everything... Alright, here we go.
Come on, buddy!
The final sub-apprent of the machine for operation is installed on the miner's moss in the sluice boxes where it will catch your value.
They'll pick up pieces of miner's moss.
Oh
This is how they do it now
So anyone do this how much how much gold you catching how much money does this make
Looks like we're all set. Time to fire up this beast and see if she still roars.
Oh, sheesh!
Have a huge bit of time after all.
Alright, generator...
Whoops.
Alright, generator.
Yeah!
Yay!
Ah, I let it go!
Alright here we go, here we go, and...
Get the shit out of here. Get the shit out of here.
And...
Okay, I'm pretty sure I gotta just stick the dirt. I just need to get some dirt and put it in that little shoot right there.
Just get a good scoop, oh yeah!
You dropped this load right in there.
Hold up.
A little closer, a little closer. I'm worried here. I'm worried here on the drop. Does that actually show me the drop?
More?
Oh, shit.
You know, I felt like it would be fun if you made a...
And you have like a big-ass table with dirt
And then you have a bunch of people connect to excavators that they can control
via a website and you all just build something together
It's kind of like RC cars for anyone to connect and you can control like boy excavators like a big
Fuckin artificial dirt pile
Remember we I put there is a website a long time ago
But I had it so they built a whole map in a warehouse
And you had RC cars when people just connected and
Controlled the RC cars and traveled the map in their warehouse
Wait, is that literally a hundred percent I can get killed?
How the hell am I getting nothing here?
Or you can do it as a job?
Yeah, I mean, excavating looks like it's kind of fun.
Unless you fuck up.
I gotta get out of school!
Oh, that's a big chunk, oh, that's a big chunk right there.
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened, dude?
There's the damn kill switch.
What happened Billy?
What happened Bobby?
Wasn't really a Bobby it was John wasn't it you're not gonna tell me tutorials over you haven't even drank your damn coffee since I've met you
you asshole
My name is she and so surprised. Oh, you're actually fixing to shut up
Really I gotta know the inside out of this thing too
later. Those springs give out more often than I'd like. Pretty sure I got a spare one sitting in
the garage. Go find it and bring it over so we can get back to work. Alrighty, Philly.
by the way boy all the gold you find I'm taking 80% did I mention that
I don't know why you boy
All right really just spring shut down and caused everything to mess up
I
Wait, oh, yeah, I have this
It's like we're back in business with that switch and go back to work
Is that right there let it bump
Looks good. Smells good. It was nice.
Who the good shit is right here? This death. Oh, I got a good chunk. It's like scooping
out ice cream dirt ice cream almost there chill feels good get some over here
I'm still over here.
Get shot.
I feel like this would be kind of fun, you know, using an excavator.
Am I not extending the arm forward?
Oh, there we go.
Almost there, a couple more scoops.
Nice big scoop near Bale.
Basically off the map with this one.
Is that enough?
Come on, fill the bar, fill the bar! Come on! Yeah!
Alright, what do I do now?
See?
Off.
Off.
And...
Those mats are probably loaded.
Go ahead and pull them off. Let's see where we come.
Where am I putting them?
Big miner's moss on the pond.
It's far where you put this in a bucket.
I think it still sounds like, oh, it's the excavator that's on.
Now grab the tub, fill it with water, and we'll collect the painter by carefully washing each
moss.
Hello?
Now take your time washing them, that gold loves to hide in the smallest corners.
Is it washed?
Okay.
Really?
He joined us.
Who is he gonna miss this?
What's the payoff is that?
a hundred real and that pay dirt and let's see what we got
still got a pan this shit what the hell I thought this gets rid of this pan shit
I wasn't letting it get brown enough.
Yeah, this might take a very long time, guys.
Yeah.
Okay, that was not more concentrated.
We have the same amount of nugs.
Good enough. At least for the start.
I was just gonna do it three times anyways.
Grand-Pump!
Grand-Puppy!
I think this is paid for fuel for three different things.
We have to fuel the water pump, the generator, and the machine, and the excavator needs to
be fueled as well.
the car. He made gas money.
Okay, whoa, this one was fast.
Maybe you can out after all. You know the basics. The rest on you. I'm heading
out the secret your ground good luck out there see you soon boy one last nugget of wisdom
kid take that gold to the Institute and smelt it into a gold bar it'll bring you luck but
I got no doubt you're ready thanks man what a fucking champion man what a nice guy there
There it is.
There it is.
Very nice.
Jett's a nice guy.
Jett.
I won't forget you, Jett.
He taught me everything.
All right, Crypto Mining Sim next? I think I already played that before, dude. I have
like a couple of server racks or our GPU racks already I already played that one
man
most likely it's still running on the computer actually all right I'm just
eggs in here oh shit what up man so you brought this in all by yourself huh not
bad for a rookie how do I smell you piece of shit okay that's what I want to
know how do I smell I don't want to sell the gold I want to smell the gold right
Do I give him it? Do I give it to him first?
I don't think so. Nooooo.
Smell your gold and maybe I do it.
Oh wait, smell. Okay, yeah, before he gave me money, okay?
I don't know how to mess this up, man.
Okay.
Between you and me, your grandpa's first gold bar wasn't even half that size.
Really?
Word is, there's a new wash plant dealer setting up shop and found.
You might just want to take a look at their gear.
There it is.
Oh
Was a demo alas
Was a demo
All right next game that was actually not bad for a gold mining sims or random
Next game as we continue. Oh shit. I totally forgot about this game. I would have played it
But I still can.
The next game of Subsunday is known as a game I played before that came out.
All right, the next game.
You're gonna play a rematch again wasn't that the football game for a minute ago I
Played this game when it first came out and I thought it was great, and I was like I hope I hope
Somebody copies them and makes an even crazier version
Let's see what we have here.
Let's get a couple of new models.
Did they change it?
This guy's actually a tank now, a fighter.
Tell me they changed the specialist.
Nope, he's the same bullshit.
Is the combat better?
Do I try this guy? Staff of Sloth?
It's worse? How?
Yeah, this game's OST is very good.
Your soul, your mortal life has ended.
Eternal punishment awaits you in the beyond.
Yet I sense the particular strength in you.
Come, your soul, answer my call.
Join the Revenge, and together we shall break the chains of your fate.
Dark Woods.
You know what, this is what they did. They should do make this into Destiny 3. Take this formula.
All right, no more dumbass fucking dailies the raid here and there blah blah blah dude, okay
You hit the beacon the boring ass loop
Try the dual crossbows I obviously have nothing I just need to play the game. I don't have anything
Yeah, I'm just gonna play
I'm level zero so it doesn't really matter all these people I don't have anything
All right, these you actually get stuff for doing these do you have you have to do the
training
It does look like they give you a little bit of maths if you do it.
Who's playing that shit?
Ah, just playing this game once again, man.
Such a good loop.
Well, they haven't popped off since I played the beta.
Feels bad.
We have to group up and go and do little missions.
Probably the best thing to do.
It reminds me of like a rum of the Mad God, but more instant and more objective driven.
What are these again?
Again, Soul Shrines. I was in this where you go and uh, saw your shit.
There's this relic.
Oh yeah, I need way more mats. Respawn party, you can do that too.
Oh, is that the missile?
Insane misses.
Eight perks total.
Oh, chambers open in eight minutes.
Oh, I swear in the past they opened instantly.
So now you go and farm for eight minutes, and then you do the chambers
This is best to stay there's a group to farm together
This game finally came out it's not back to this game I played the game when it was an early demo
So yeah back to this game, but
We have a heavy to break armor now.
This is the full game.
Oh my god, I got this.
What is this up here? Capture, dust shrine?
Your shattered soul is medded?
That just healed me. I feel like I did not just get healed.
I'm going to go chest over here.
Damn!
165?
Oh, that was a waste.
Oh, you're not the Volker Q.
Seems like right now it's just all about trying to power up and find as many chests in the
other world as you can get as many of the orb shrine grinds you can
Oh yeah, B.
Damn, you can travel far with that.
Well, it's like you can jump over projectiles at the right click.
Where is everybody?
Oh, there's people down there.
was that a waste the point of this game is that you are 33 people in a server and you
all grind up level up your characters and do a little mini dungeons together to
then fight the main boss and if you die you die die you want 33 as many of you
can that can survive until the final phase
So there's 29 people left, one guy watching, I guess somebody died.
We have two minutes.
I'm already counting.
I wonder what the best way to heal right now is.
I
Okay
Fucking owl
I know you can get res but I think then you have like a limited max HP
Maybe I go to one of those shrines and you know
Ash isn't there a healer? Isn't there someone who can give you heals?
I
Know it's over here
Yeah, I could just visit the shrine
The hell is that like a little elite?
What is that?
Damage is greatly increased.
Oh, it's a very temporary buff.
This might be a waste, but I'm also on the verge of death.
Get in, get in!
Close!
Wow.
Okay.
It costs the teleport but I don't think I should.
Now we do mini dungeons and try to not die and get big upgrades from the chests.
That's rather right-click, there's not a lot of control with it, so it's kind of shitty.
That was pretty fast.
And you need a key for the big one?
This is not Teamu Hades, bro.
You're actually stupid.
Relax.
Light attacks trigger or a blast?
Honestly if they actually had Hades cooking with a multiplayer game like this, it would
actually be really cool.
I wonder what Inner Fire is.
Oh, you can upgrade.
I should have done that.
You know what?
Sure.
I'll pretend that's insane.
Oh, oh interesting.
I'm not seeing where my buffs are or what the hell that egg exactly is.
Should we teleport up there or do we got to go?
It's like that's just the left click, huh?
There's nobody by there and there's nothing else.
There's Inner Fire and then whatever the other thing is.
I had a teleport token.
Looks like they're still battling in there.
Oh, shit.
Do we have to kill this guy?
Looks like we need all of us.
There's a lot of damage there.
We're going 9.
No, they filled it up!
Damn it!
So now the only thing we can do is farm the other realm.
We're upgraded.
What is this? All players take less damage for each nearby player?
I have three of eight? I can't get any more buffs.
All right, there's one more. Ow, ow.
That hurt.
Like the PvE tries to kill you.
Okay, so we should go and do this one here. Most people are on the other side of the map.
Excuse me?
I have to e by the way, my bad.
Dude, why has e been my bane all day?
I hate that.
I'm starting to hate that button.
The NF's are starting to get annoying.
Alright, we need to go in there after this. We don't even have everybody.
We have three of us. I'm teleporting.
I'm gonna join them.
No one's gonna break his armor.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
I don't know if that was worth it.
Oh
Oops.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Let the fact shoot two missiles?
Let it out.
Healing orb? Oh, shi-
Damn, I wanna go glass cannon, but I'm on the verge of death.
Double upgrade. Healing orb.
Dashers grants you next attack plus 30 crit hit.
Dashers grants you next attack at 30% since it's fun to co-op our orbs.
Do I re-roll it? YOLO? Darn it, next attack.
Plus 40% damage is actually pretty crazy.
I'll take it.
And I might not be able to finish this. I think I'm gonna need to go.
Oh, you can buy keys there too.
Oh, I don't have enough.
How much does that kill me for?
Two?
That's actually a pretty damn good item, though.
It's actually a pretty damn good item though.
three people to unlock this there's not even three people here I'm not healing for much
a weapon skin or something
Kill everybody.
Oh, there goes all the progress.
I'm gonna get a sentient battle.
I'm gonna actually die here, fucking way too long.
I'm probably going to just get bragged here.
I never used my Q that whole time.
Wow, you lose that much for dying?
Oh my god!
Healing orb item is now useless. Yeah.
25 people.
It's actually taking us time.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wrong way?
Where does he break it?
Where does he break it?
And with that...
I have been in before guys but I got to go.
Am I going to just bounce here?
Yeah, lucky he fails them.
It's a cool game chat. I can get there again. I just got to go right now people. I'll be
on tomorrow you guys enjoy the rest of your night. It's not like rare that you get to
to that boss, I just gotta go right now.
I'll be on Samar, you guys enjoy the rest of your-