SUB SUNDAY HOLY MOLY IS THIS STILL A THING VARIETY EDITION ELTS SEE WHAT IS OUT THERE ONCE AGAIN CUZ THIS WILL WORK WITH THIS AMOUNT OF VOTE

LIRIK

06-21-2026 · 6h 00m

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[00:00:30] I

[00:01:00] Oh

[00:01:30] My good.

[00:01:33] I was going to be the last guy to be here.

[00:01:38] I was also trying to get us doing what up, what up.

[00:01:43] Yes, indeed.

[00:01:48] Are you able to add a vertical view for mobile users?

[00:01:53] What is this guy asking right now?

[00:01:57] What do you say, man? Unless it's like a new Twitch feature. No, for real. If you, if you prefer to watch it like that, I don't know. Is that a new Twitch feature?

[00:02:16] Oh, really? I mean, I don't mind. I mean, it's okay. If you prefer to watch like that, I didn't know I needed to turn that on.

[00:02:29] Let me see. I don't know how that even works. Usually they roll shit out beta, and then they don't give it to everybody and then they slowly roll it out.

[00:02:41] So where exactly to find that not sure and I probably have to restart the stream. I'm assuming

[00:02:49] so it's like next time it will transcode like that. It wasn't beta it's out for everybody now. Yeah

[00:03:00] happy father's dead everybody. Yes indeed AI summary is the worst feature ever. It's not that bad

[00:03:10] It's not that bad, bro. It's really not that bad. Who asked for it? True, true. Who asked?

[00:03:25] Enable 2k now should have a higher bit rate.

[00:03:32] Let me see here.

[00:03:38] I'm almost at 4000 games on Steam.

[00:03:43] God damn.

[00:03:45] I can add 1440p, I don't mind.

[00:03:50] I did it and then removed it, I told you,

[00:03:53] I told you because the 1080p users started to have issues.

[00:03:59] If that is actually fixed, I don't mind reintroducing it. I'll try again.

[00:04:04] But I remember that being a thing and I was like, fuck this shit.

[00:04:10] Let's see, let's see. What is dual format streaming? Let's you send both horizontal and

[00:04:17] vertical versions of your broadcast and Twitch simultaneously. The Salacity Rouge Marvy

[00:04:22] Readers on your right.

[00:04:23] I read the dice.

[00:04:24] They're watching on viewers, watching on desktop TV.

[00:04:26] We'll see your standovers on the show view.

[00:04:35] Oh, interesting.

[00:04:36] I have to do this offline.

[00:04:38] I've already done that.

[00:04:39] I've already used this program before,

[00:04:41] but I'm pretty sure I need to restart.

[00:04:48] Oh, so they, and this used to be how you stream to TikTok

[00:04:51] shit, but like they integrated it more fully into Twitch.

[00:05:03] Oh, so they actually fully integrated it now. Huh.

[00:05:07] I mean, sure, man. Honestly, dude, I just don't really know. At the same time, I don't stream on TikTok and the mobile viewers, I guess.

[00:05:16] I'm thinking about it. Is somebody who sometimes watches Twitch mobile? Do I need to the TikTok view? No.

[00:05:27] You can just still watch it regularly.

[00:05:33] You know, I get it on TikTok. And that, this is a good feature if I streamed on TikTok.

[00:05:40] Because then it would fit their format.

[00:05:45] And then have it as an option.

[00:05:48] It could also just be doing it just to do it.

[00:05:54] So how many votes we got for Sub-Sunday?

[00:05:57] We got 796 votes.

[00:06:02] We are at like a yellow right now.

[00:06:06] Oh my God, I think we're at like a yellow.

[00:06:10] Maybe actually closer to orange.

[00:06:14] Closer to orange life support subsunday voting holy moly.

[00:06:24] We'll see what's happening.

[00:06:28] We will see what is happening here.

[00:06:33] You know what, man, I don't think I need to do it.

[00:06:46] I don't think I need to do a poll.

[00:06:49] I don't think I got to do a poll, bro.

[00:07:01] I'll add it next time.

[00:07:03] I'll see how to do it.

[00:07:06] All right, we had 796 votes for Sub-Sunday.

[00:07:10] Todd.

[00:07:14] Orange on the Alt F4 meter.

[00:07:17] I got six main games here.

[00:07:19] I got six games.

[00:07:23] Yes, yes.

[00:07:26] We're looking at one, two, three, four, five.

[00:07:31] Six world premieres never before seen.

[00:07:37] Oh my goodness.

[00:07:42] Wow.

[00:07:50] Actually insane.

[00:07:51] Hold on.

[00:07:52] This one actually download.

[00:07:55] Oh, man.

[00:07:56] Some of these did not download.

[00:07:59] Thema

[00:08:04] It's like a one minute, oh good, one minute.

[00:08:09] Bukkari? Bukkari?

[00:08:15] What a game from Japan yesterday, eh? What do you mean?

[00:08:19] Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

[00:08:23] Are you talking about mole? Mole is not a Japanese game.

[00:08:25] I'm, I don't think, I don't think that's, I don't think it was.

[00:08:28] Oh, oh, the World Cup. I missed that one yesterday.

[00:08:34] I thought it was Ecuador versus I forgot.

[00:08:46] Her account.

[00:08:53] It is Antarctica versus Greenland.

[00:08:58] Green land

[00:09:04] You've even been watching any of the World Cup games, I've been not doing tuning in just out of curiosity

[00:09:11] Being like all right. Sure. Let me see here

[00:09:14] Let me see what you're going on here. They're right

[00:09:19] It's pretty cool to watch

[00:09:21] We have converted him. I mean, I obviously enjoy the soccer growing up, bro, but I don't think it's like the holy grail of entertainment here, like some of you motherfuckers are at.

[00:09:38] Why can't you do this in UFC?

[00:09:43] Let's go football soccer let's get right into this let's see let's see

[00:10:04] First game update is queued. What is this game even doing, dude? Refuses to download.

[00:10:20] Oh, yeah, I see why this is an orange. Holy moly. Okay, first game of sub sun day. We

[00:10:34] We are jumping right into this.

[00:10:38] The first game is known as, hold up, hold up.

[00:10:54] How many world firsts today six never before seen?

[00:11:17] I want to say thank you for your application.

[00:11:28] DiddyMMWYWY.

[00:11:31] Yeah, this is like, are you kidding me, man?

[00:11:34] What are you trying to do here right now?

[00:11:36] They're trying to start a war right now.

[00:11:39] Come on, man.

[00:11:40] Use regular fonts.

[00:11:47] What the hell are you trying to do with this?

[00:11:55] Okay, okay

[00:12:00] Okay, okay, hold on hold on new gun

[00:12:07] Subsidy mode apply for housing subsidy plus 30p salary per day

[00:12:12] And enough interview time for interviewers who want to focus on the story

[00:12:21] Yeah, what mode should I do?

[00:12:26] No additional subsidy for interviewers who want to focus on interview skills

[00:12:32] Should I do work mode

[00:12:38] Yeah, but story mode usually means easy

[00:12:42] So two would be the full experience.

[00:12:52] Oh yeah, it is easier mode

[00:12:54] because it gives you more time.

[00:12:59] I guess we'll do work mode.

[00:13:03] All right, what is this about?

[00:13:05] Graduation certificate, C89,

[00:13:08] congratulations on your graduation,

[00:13:09] you're non-local.

[00:13:12] Student visa will expire tomorrow according to the Aeropolis Population Management Act

[00:13:17] remaining in the city without employment constitutes unlawful residence.

[00:13:21] Those who fail to obtain legal employment in time will be processed for exile by the

[00:13:27] Population Management Unit. PMU, we urge you to secure legitimate employment as soon as possible.

[00:13:33] Dude!

[00:13:34] C89, thank you for applying for the Aeropolis Lab Management Trainee position.

[00:13:43] After 15 rounds of tests and assessments, we regret to inform you that you are not a

[00:13:49] suitable match for this position.

[00:13:51] 15 rounds?

[00:13:53] Come on, bro!

[00:14:00] In accordance with the executive's directive under the Equal Opportunity and Anti-Discrimination

[00:14:04] Charter, Arapah's lab is launching its Non-Local Residence Employment Scheme, NLRE,

[00:14:09] even included in the term Selected Cohort.

[00:14:14] Okay, as a non-local resident, you will serve as a junior interviewer at Arapah's lab responsible

[00:14:23] for evaluating graduate candidates.

[00:14:25] May your labor be everlasting.

[00:14:28] May your work be without end.

[00:14:29] temporary work visa has been activated. Oh, there you go. You will be assigned to

[00:14:34] ring 12 of Interpol City and Housing Apartments for non-local residents.

[00:14:37] Oh, so you're an interviewer. Your wage will be 10p. For each correct interview

[00:14:45] decision on day 7, the executive will personally assess your labor value. Dude,

[00:14:52] Are you sure about this? Is this like paper's please or something?

[00:15:00] What am I looking at here? Probationary employee status employed balance.

[00:15:07] Outstanding bills. City University AE ranking announced the University of Arapaholis ranks first for the 10th consecutive year.

[00:15:13] The conditions for non-local residents have been updated.

[00:15:16] look at graduates must pay a temporary residence permit holding fee to reside in Aeropolis.

[00:15:25] Junior interviewer, welcome aboard. You're obviously a graduate to make the hiring. Boys,

[00:15:28] we got an hour. President Hull, the one at the bottom left of the panel, to clock in. Okay,

[00:15:33] once you enter the interview, press the button at the top left to call a candidate. Review the resume

[00:15:37] and make decisions based on the day's recruitment requirements. According to the latest, Aeropolis

[00:15:41] City University AU Rank is zero, the rate is at the top. Okay, only graduate to the University

[00:15:45] they're only considered okay really oh they only oh they have to graduate from

[00:15:49] Arupolus interview basics enter the interview before work starts hold the

[00:15:54] clock in button at the bottom left to start your shift call a candidate on

[00:15:59] the interview screen press the button at the top left call a candidate you come

[00:16:03] next hand only after the current candidates the dialogue is finished okay

[00:16:07] Okay, higher reject, okay, pillar of Arupalus, whatever.

[00:16:14] Okay, let's do this.

[00:16:16] I'm ready.

[00:16:18] This is probably the most important page.

[00:16:24] Candidates must provide a resume, school reference table, polytechnic university,

[00:16:31] University of Arupalus.

[00:16:36] all the emblems okay company reference table oh shit I'm on a timer it's 9 o'clock in 20266

[00:16:48] different uh companies job requirements and sure okay

[00:16:58] welcome to Arapolis lab junior interviewers c89 a resident from Minato so you're the lucky

[00:17:05] anyone who got in through the non-local,

[00:17:07] can I ever remember how I've worked?

[00:17:09] You do so, I'll keep this brief.

[00:17:10] We are only hiring students from the University of Arapaholis.

[00:17:13] Don't worry about making the wrong decision.

[00:17:15] Our interviews are reviewed by multiple interviewers

[00:17:17] through a cross-shoot process,

[00:17:18] just like the 15 rounds you went through.

[00:17:19] We're dragging my resume onto the desk,

[00:17:21] you can try hiring me, okay?

[00:17:25] What do we got here, bro?

[00:17:26] What the fuck is this game?

[00:17:27] This is the job requirement column.

[00:17:29] Today's criteria will be listed here.

[00:17:32] Oh, shit, okay?

[00:17:33] Education internship

[00:17:40] Okay

[00:17:41] This shows today's time when the interview begins the time it will start after the end day cut off at 1800 no more candidates can be called

[00:17:50] All right. Yeah, this is okay

[00:17:52] Sure sure

[00:17:55] 9 to 6 the red folder is the interview rejection folder

[00:17:59] This is the interview pass folder. Drag the resume here to make a hiring decision.

[00:18:08] Okay. I hired the robot. Whoa! Yeah, what the hell, man. Too real. It seems a degree for the

[00:18:18] University of Arupolus. Those hands of yours after all. Wrong decision for resultant fines,

[00:18:23] Which will be deducted from your daily wage

[00:18:26] Every new employee is gonna have up to two fines a wave per day

[00:18:31] Now go to work. Okay, gotcha

[00:18:36] All right, we got a resume here social number wait a minute

[00:18:42] Well first person come on back

[00:18:47] Do I have to mark why?

[00:18:50] Do I just deny it?

[00:18:53] I just deny it? You don't like link it to some shit? Okay. Whatever.

[00:19:01] Please wait for further notice, then remember to notify me. This concludes the interview.

[00:19:11] Oh, please wait for further notice. Oh, fuck man.

[00:19:17] HELL!

[00:19:19] There it is. Only graduates, candidates must provide a resume. That's the only requirement.

[00:19:26] Okay, well, you're good, bro. You're good. The University of Aripollis. The Aripollis

[00:19:31] Polytechnic University. As long as it's under this umbrella, we're good, right?

[00:19:39] Hold on, actually. Are you trolling? You know what? This guy's fucking trolling. It's actually

[00:19:46] not. It has to be this. It can't be the polytechnic. It has to be. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here's

[00:20:03] Where's my, where's my Airpods lab?

[00:20:06] Okay, these guys are all ridiculous.

[00:20:14] I know, I'm sorry, man.

[00:20:15] I'm sorry.

[00:20:17] Shit, bro.

[00:20:21] I know.

[00:20:22] Was there something I didn't do well?

[00:20:24] Please let me know.

[00:20:25] I will work hard to improve.

[00:20:26] I will be back.

[00:20:27] This concludes the interview.

[00:20:30] Fuck man.

[00:20:31] a talented person.

[00:20:34] I have three degrees, a fiance and a Ralph Lauren wardrobe.

[00:20:41] What the hell is that noise?

[00:20:46] Oh, sorry, man.

[00:20:49] My shift's over.

[00:20:52] I would have hired him, I would have, but I have very specific rules that I need to follow.

[00:20:58] guy I'm I want to leave I have I have

[00:21:01] something to do office is closed

[00:21:08] thanks letter invalid field wait what

[00:21:10] do I do now it's just like stopped all

[00:21:13] next oh that's it okay did I do it

[00:21:18] okay that was the tutorial

[00:21:28] Nice.

[00:21:40] Residents, C-89, welcome to Pharaoh's Capsule apartment number 89. I am A2, the Internet

[00:21:45] College of Heroes of Pharaoh's apartments. I am responsible for your residential guidance and personal status monitoring.

[00:21:49] Today's weather rain. Would you like to view the operation guide?

[00:21:52] Shall we do it live in 2066? That's in 40 years.

[00:21:59] Um, maybe. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. 35, 40. Yeah, nothing crazy happens.

[00:22:10] It's a possibility. Possibility. Maybe.

[00:22:15] And would you like to view the operation guy? Why do I need another guide for an apartment? Oh?

[00:22:26] Is the weather what is your relation it do what?

[00:22:29] All right, what what the hell is this game so many of you guys voted for it? It seems super mid

[00:22:36] You have on paid bills

[00:22:45] Okay, a fly for subsidy.

[00:22:52] Okay, let me see Bill.

[00:22:59] Temporary residence fee, okay, I have to pay my bills.

[00:23:05] Anti-smuggling poster.

[00:23:07] I think it's just cosmetics for my apartment.

[00:23:13] Outstanding rent payment C36

[00:23:22] Is this my mom

[00:23:27] I don't know what that was forums

[00:23:32] And it's safe sure man, okay, let's just uh, let me pay the bill

[00:23:36] 312 2066 wait how much yeah this shit's doing like two months whatever bro wait

[00:23:47] till the last day okay let's get wait actually I'm pretty sure what's on me

[00:23:55] here two days by the way two days that's enough yeah that's most provide a

[00:24:01] a resume, non-local graduates must provide a graduation certificate.

[00:24:09] Here's where we've received complaints.

[00:24:13] Starting today, all rejections must include a thanks letter.

[00:24:17] Oh, I mean, they'll be added to the talent pool.

[00:24:19] You understand.

[00:24:20] Please generate a thanks letter based on the company's guidelines.

[00:24:24] Okay, it is missing.

[00:24:25] I'm going to recommend a requirement.

[00:24:27] If documents are missing, only one requirement needs to be selected.

[00:24:31] Okay, if documents are missing, only one requirement needs to be selected.

[00:24:41] Can I take this or anything?

[00:24:44] So now you actually do have to link it, okay?

[00:24:49] Sure.

[00:24:50] Uh, wait.

[00:24:51] Wait, what do I get?

[00:24:53] I must provide a non-local...

[00:25:04] He has a resume.

[00:25:06] Oh, okay, there, nevermind.

[00:25:08] Non-local? True. Okay, pressed it. Oh, I see, okay.

[00:25:12] Jagged the thanks letter onto the resume to question the interviewee hold down ship to

[00:25:16] speed up the dialogue.

[00:25:17] Mechanism, it's multiple documents please check whether the names across them are consistent.

[00:25:23] Oh this is where it now gets to the paper's please style.

[00:25:27] I'm your editor I don't need a graduation certificate now reject me.

[00:25:31] Am I doing this correctly?

[00:25:33] Oh yes.

[00:25:35] Some fields on the interview screen can be selected selecting one or two fields allows

[00:25:38] you to generate a thanks letter.

[00:25:41] I kind of get it, let's see, okay, sure, okay, let's see how this works, okay, okay, let's

[00:26:06] see here let's try this out okay we have this and this minato community college she's a non-local

[00:26:17] I'll graduate 12, 8, 20, 66.

[00:26:23] What's the date today?

[00:26:34] Wait a minute, am I tripping?

[00:26:38] Nevermind.

[00:26:40] Degree 877, I have to check the emblem.

[00:26:42] I have to check the emblem.

[00:26:44] The University Minato Community College.

[00:26:51] Oh, that's how you do that, you just have to visually check.

[00:26:56] I think she's good.

[00:26:57] I think she's fine.

[00:26:58] I think she's fine.

[00:26:59] I think she's good.

[00:27:00] Right?

[00:27:01] I think she's fine.

[00:27:02] Wait, do I need to...

[00:27:03] How do I do this?

[00:27:04] She's just good.

[00:27:05] Right?

[00:27:06] I think she's fine.

[00:27:09] Wait, do I need to, how do I do this?

[00:27:15] Oh, sure.

[00:27:16] Why would we take that?

[00:27:17] You're right.

[00:27:18] Why would we take your degree?

[00:27:19] True, but maybe.

[00:27:22] Maybe.

[00:27:24] We have to make sure it was real.

[00:27:28] E51 social number, yo.

[00:27:32] discrepancy hello hello right

[00:27:40] plain plain plain plain spotting on that monotonic community college right what

[00:27:46] if I do it that doesn't make sense incorrect name E 51 there it is bro what

[00:27:53] do you do it is I'm out of here man I'm an excellent person this is not enough I

[00:27:58] I wish it was Matt. I wish it was

[00:28:01] That's just not how the world works. I

[00:28:05] Know I know man feels bad. Oh

[00:28:10] Yo, this guy bro. Do you think I can pass the interview this time? I sincerely hope you'll give me a chance

[00:28:16] I will dedicate all my energy to working for this company. Oh my fucking god, bro

[00:28:22] dude, he doesn't have his

[00:28:25] This is uh... graduation certificate.

[00:28:31] Bro, what? That's all you needed! You would have, but you forgot the document?

[00:28:37] My dissertation is still being held up on my supervisor, so I've never received my degree yet.

[00:28:42] Come on man. Yeah, we could make the call. Is that true? Is that true? I feel like this

[00:28:57] guy's dedicated. I can tell from his glasses. I can tell he's a prodigy.

[00:29:02] Well, we gotta follow the rules, bro. We gotta follow the rules. Alright, the interviewee.

[00:29:10] I am the interviewee because I am not dictating stuff by emotion.

[00:29:15] Alright, we follow the rules here.

[00:29:17] Okay.

[00:29:20] We fall.

[00:29:22] Okay, excuse me?

[00:29:24] Excuse me?

[00:29:25] What do you mean?!

[00:29:27] She didn't even ha- oh wait!

[00:29:28] Oh my god, she- I went right- oh god.

[00:29:30] Dude, she was- she was a local.

[00:29:34] She was a local.

[00:29:37] She was a damn local.

[00:29:39] I swear that emblem is incorrect.

[00:29:43] Yep, that is not correct right there.

[00:29:46] Invalid Field, the Minato Ocean University.

[00:29:51] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:29:53] There's a Minato Ocean University.

[00:29:59] I mean, she's good, dude.

[00:30:02] I think she's good.

[00:30:04] She's good.

[00:30:06] Everything looks good.

[00:30:07] I think we're good.

[00:30:09] You passed there it is

[00:30:18] 25 and 40

[00:30:21] I'll take the big I'll take the big give me the big give me the big

[00:30:31] Welcome back today is a thunderstorm

[00:30:35] Yeah, it looks like it. I got a nice view

[00:30:39] That's a nice view. You got a view of a bridge. That's a marvel of engineering.

[00:30:46] Yeah, do I pay my bill? I can wait till tomorrow to pay the bill. Yeah, fuck the bill.

[00:30:57] Please confirm or see if you're onboarding get through this email

[00:31:03] Work calendar nice. Oh

[00:31:10] My god, it literally tracks my shit. Okay, bro. All right, let's see

[00:31:17] All right new day

[00:31:20] I'm still a probationary. I'm still my probationary

[00:31:23] a position. Candidates must provide a resume. At least one internship or work experience

[00:31:28] entry is required. Non-legislative must provide a graduation certificate. At least one internship

[00:31:36] or work experience entry is required. Oh, he did it.

[00:31:40] He generated a thanks letter for stamp error based on the company's guidelines. Find the

[00:31:47] matching school stamp and then select the correct one okay go ahead and make

[00:32:06] your interview decision now reject me is it okay that's all right that's gonna

[00:32:10] I kinda look like the same symbol, I'm not gonna lie, I must be blind.

[00:32:21] Was it the weird things on the left and the right?

[00:32:26] Yeah, was it the marks, was it the left and the right, the white bits?

[00:32:35] The Minato Ocean University, uh, brother, you don't have your resume.

[00:32:42] Or you don't have your, uh, degree.

[00:32:44] Bro!

[00:32:46] Thanks letter has not been provided?

[00:32:50] Shit!

[00:32:52] Fuck, I suck at this, man.

[00:32:58] He's a local.

[00:33:00] He's a local, but he has no internship.

[00:33:05] He doesn't have any, uh, help-y-nope, that's a requirement.

[00:33:16] Sorry, Matt. We'll fall on the rules.

[00:33:21] Okay, he's a local. He has experience A73. I feel like everything checks out here.

[00:33:27] Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun.

[00:33:30] Dun dun dun bro.

[00:33:33] He's already dripping.

[00:33:36] It looks like he went, he goes to Hogwarts or some shit.

[00:33:41] Okay, okay, okay, and land port, abyssal transport.

[00:33:49] Is this another one of those situations?

[00:33:55] Oh my god.

[00:34:00] Okay, that was close, that was close.

[00:34:05] You can actually see it right there.

[00:34:08] It's subtle, it's in the pixels.

[00:34:16] huh

[00:34:21] I'm the University of Arapahol is he has a C 65

[00:34:26] yeah yeah he's good he's the local

[00:34:30] the locals are easy

[00:34:38] nope he doesn't have

[00:34:41] The uh, what do you call it?

[00:34:45] Congratulations, certainly forget.

[00:34:57] Okay, okay, you just needed one piece of document. That's all he needed.

[00:35:03] Aeropolis of Polytechnic University.

[00:35:07] I wonder if there could be a typo, but I don't think so

[00:35:10] Yeah, I think this guy's good. I think he's fine

[00:35:17] Barrett Paul is polytechnic at university. I think he's good. I think she's good

[00:35:26] His mic sounds weird, it's crunchy. I think it's because I turned this up

[00:35:34] Is it better now

[00:35:37] It might be better.

[00:35:44] Oh.

[00:35:47] Uh, let me see here.

[00:35:53] It was fine before?

[00:35:55] Well, now it's maybe more fine.

[00:35:58] Let's test it out.

[00:35:59] A84.

[00:36:00] I mean, not the community.

[00:36:02] Wait, isn't this the guy?

[00:36:03] He's actually back.

[00:36:04] He was legit, dude.

[00:36:05] His dissertation.

[00:36:06] Citation that's what blocked him. Let me see man. Let me see. Oh, you're hitting me with the symbol. I

[00:36:18] Think that checks out

[00:36:21] But there are I think the oh

[00:36:25] My god, he has no in oh no, bro. Yeah, this fucking guy dude. Come on man

[00:36:32] It seems your internship experience is insufficient. I have plenty of professional knowledge. I'm sure I can handle the role.

[00:36:41] Damn man, feels bad.

[00:36:44] He really wants to work here.

[00:36:48] No matter how hard I try, can't meet your requirements. Can I?

[00:36:56] Wow, okay.

[00:36:59] Oh

[00:37:20] Welcome back today's weather is sunny. All right, I should probably pay my bills today

[00:37:26] the double the double bill now I should invest this but fuck that bro I'm gonna

[00:37:38] go to the store drink on me never mind I can't afford anything

[00:37:47] Let me save.

[00:37:55] Whoa! Okay, they need a resume.

[00:37:58] One internship, non-local.

[00:38:00] Candidates must provide a psychological evaluation report.

[00:38:04] Candidates, breakdown index must not exceed 40%.

[00:38:11] Dude, after that guy broke it, that's what happened.

[00:38:14] Oh my God.

[00:38:17] Okay, the street is damaged, please make sure to check the date on the psychological evaluation report.

[00:38:25] If another date does not meet the requirements, select the date.

[00:38:29] Okay, select today's date.

[00:38:31] That's the thanks button.

[00:38:33] Is that what I'm mainly looking out for here?

[00:38:39] The date?

[00:38:41] Alright, chill, brother. Chill, brother. Chill, my brother.

[00:38:51] Okay, let's see what we have here. Did you pull it off? What do we got here? Okay, he

[00:38:58] is not a local. The University of Minato R29. We're going to do a symbol check here.

[00:39:09] I think that checks out 40% wait brother personality index can this break down index must not

[00:39:24] exceed 40% break down index okay you're lucky you're lucky and he has enter I think it's

[00:39:37] fully good dude. I think he's actually fully good. He has experience as well. Yeah, I think he's good, dude.

[00:39:51] Oh, he fully checked out.

[00:39:52] Well, okay, let's see, breakdown index, university, C61, I think that's the same,

[00:40:08] Bada bing bada boom bada bing bada boom degree

[00:40:15] Good there

[00:40:19] No experience

[00:40:30] Oh my god, bro, this game is the fucking tji bro. Oh my god

[00:40:38] Just like how Pokemon go is that they use the data for like drones or some shit

[00:40:44] Let's say shit man. I'm literally trading a man. Oh

[00:40:47] She's crazy

[00:40:49] She's crazy bro. She's crazy. Thank you

[00:40:59] No crazy no crazy we don't do shit like this

[00:41:04] We don't do crazy shit

[00:41:08] University of Minato 412 2066 I swear this symbol is gonna just be like one

[00:41:20] of the lines is gonna be gone and I'm gonna approve I think she's fine

[00:41:25] actually I think she's fine unless I'm missing the most subtle shit I think

[00:41:30] she's okay

[00:41:38] Okay, good, good, Aeropolis, she's a local, she does not need her degree, um, Aeropolis,

[00:41:52] F39, 412, 2066, F39, she has no experience though, one job.

[00:42:05] She tried she tried it's alright

[00:42:12] I mean this is basically papers please but you're an interviewee you know that's basically

[00:42:20] the gist of this game I think this guy checks out

[00:42:25] I think he's fine he's the local

[00:42:28] I think he's fine.

[00:42:32] You're just an interviewer.

[00:42:34] That's it.

[00:42:35] Did I say interviewer?

[00:42:38] All right.

[00:42:43] This guy is a local as well.

[00:42:46] I-48412.

[00:42:47] I think he's fine as well.

[00:42:53] Yes.

[00:42:54] Yeah, a lot of people passed today. Oh shit. Okay, okay.

[00:43:04] All right, good stuff. I'm still a provisioner. Come on, man.

[00:43:11] Hey, Light Day, wasn't it? No, this is a full release. This isn't a demo. This game just came out.

[00:43:16] Welcome back to Pharaoh's today's weather. Yes, yet at the rest of the mood bar, there's one has

[00:43:26] issued an emergency management directive starting today. Residents must present a valid same day

[00:43:30] psychological evaluation for what entering or leaving the apartment building every day.

[00:43:35] Residents 89 breakdown data has been transmitted. Please check it via the electronic panel or

[00:43:39] the intelligent concierge. A new batch of mental stabilization products has been stocked in the

[00:43:44] and the apartment shop for residents in need.

[00:43:46] This concludes the notice.

[00:43:47] Do you have any further questions?

[00:43:49] No.

[00:43:50] AO2 will now enter standby mode.

[00:43:56] What the hell, brother?

[00:44:00] Brotherly electricity bill?

[00:44:08] Whatever, just pay it.

[00:44:11] Whatever, whatever.

[00:44:15] Send your sister money for a concert ticket. Send your sister money for the job hunting support pack

[00:44:24] You know what for the job hunting support pack

[00:44:31] Why not

[00:44:37] That she's gonna use on the concert god damn it

[00:44:44] All right, 35 they lowered it dude. Oh my god

[00:44:56] Everything else is the same way graduates from community colleges will not be considered feels bad

[00:45:07] Even Arapahlus oh

[00:45:09] Oh

[00:45:11] There's no more. It has must provide a graduation certificate. It now doesn't matter if they're locals or not

[00:45:19] My Canada's not me to the visitors over as on the rather requirements will requirement

[00:45:25] Oh, so no matter what any community college

[00:45:39] Wait, candidates must provide a graduation certificate, he has it.

[00:45:54] One internship, University of Aripollis, I think he's good.

[00:46:03] The symbol looks fine.

[00:46:06] Two-six.

[00:46:12] Oh yeah, he doesn't have the uh, where is it?

[00:46:14] He doesn't have this.

[00:46:18] I don't know how to ta- oh yes, that's what you do.

[00:46:20] Wait.

[00:46:28] Where do I put this?

[00:46:33] How do I do the psyche bow?

[00:46:42] Wrong one.

[00:46:43] Oh wait, Lolt.

[00:46:44] Let me check I submitted.

[00:46:57] Oh.

[00:46:58] Okay, okay, hold on now, hold on, hold on, I think he's good then.

[00:47:03] Yeah, she checks out. All right, y'all you're lucky man. You're lucky. Oh

[00:47:09] My god it expired all there goes the job. Oh my god

[00:47:16] They threw that was a curveball right there dude. I forgot about the date

[00:47:23] What are we doing here, we're not doing this again, where's the where's it? I'm not even gonna hello

[00:47:29] Hello, what are we doing here?

[00:47:33] It's written on my face.

[00:47:35] I was woken up by the sound of my roommates believing themselves in our 8 person dorm.

[00:47:41] I drank some potato flavored nutrient liquid.

[00:47:44] Okay, I missed the psych eval appointment.

[00:47:48] Oh god.

[00:47:54] Oh god.

[00:47:56] So you don't have the psyche now I don't okay Wow you know what we don't need the email we

[00:48:10] don't need it security security

[00:48:18] Okay, I'm checking the day from now on.

[00:48:28] Let me see, let me see, M49, University of Minneto, 512, he has everything, 1113, okay,

[00:48:45] I think he's good, dude. I think he's good.

[00:48:49] I swear this symbol's gonna drabate me eventually here, but I think he's fine.

[00:48:59] Are you kidding? Faculty name discrepancy?

[00:49:05] No way.

[00:49:09] What the heck is this?

[00:49:10] Dude, don't even do this right now, man.

[00:49:16] What are you doing?

[00:49:20] Social points?

[00:49:21] Come on, man.

[00:49:22] You have no psyche, Val.

[00:49:23] Okay, get the hell out of here.

[00:49:24] I've already failed twice.

[00:49:25] It might be a sea day.

[00:49:26] One more, one more, one more.

[00:49:27] I got it.

[00:49:28] Speed run.

[00:49:29] Okay, tell me this is a hire.

[00:49:30] I got it.

[00:49:31] I got it.

[00:49:32] Speed run.

[00:49:33] Okay, tell me this is a hire.

[00:49:34] Speed run.

[00:49:35] Speed run.

[00:49:36] Speed run.

[00:49:37] Speed run.

[00:49:38] Speed run.

[00:49:39] Speed run.

[00:49:40] a higher. Okay, good 512-832 internship and the City University of Aripollis.

[00:49:58] I want to say this symbol looks fine.

[00:50:03] So of Arts and Architecture.

[00:50:05] I think she's fine. I think she's fine. I don't see any discrepancy. I think she's okay.

[00:50:15] Oh, okay. Sure. Okay, we're good. Done. That was a horrible day.

[00:50:25] Where are the pills? I'm stressed out. Where are the pills?

[00:50:40] Oh, I'm gonna lose my job.

[00:50:51] Stabilizer Lawsonge.

[00:50:52] Where do I see my breakdown?

[00:50:55] Oh, shit.

[00:50:56] Oh, feels good.

[00:50:57] Oh, these are so yummy.

[00:50:58] I had low maintenance plant from Panyin.

[00:50:59] Feels good. Oh, these are so yummy a low maintenance plant from panion

[00:51:15] I will do one more day

[00:51:17] Candidates must write a resume. Graduates from community college will not be considered.

[00:51:29] Candidates must write a graduation certificate. At least one internship, Candidates must write

[00:51:34] a psych. That's the same shit today. Same shit today. Um, excuse me friend. Hello. Hello.

[00:51:45] Are you gonna do the thing where you tell me?

[00:51:47] What is that?

[00:51:49] What is that?

[00:51:52] You're gonna, I guess you're gonna find out.

[00:51:54] What the hell is this?

[00:51:55] What do you mean?

[00:51:56] What is that?

[00:51:58] What do you mean?

[00:51:59] What is that?

[00:52:04] It's 2066, bro.

[00:52:07] Do you not have the AI?

[00:52:08] You don't talk to the AI implemented into your brain, bro?

[00:52:12] They use laser technology now.

[00:52:14] You don't even need surgery in 2066.

[00:52:17] You just go and they flash a laser into your fucking eyeball

[00:52:22] and then you have integrated AI, this fucking guy, dude.

[00:52:27] What do you mean, what's that, in 2066?

[00:52:35] Mommesh?

[00:52:37] B91, C91, University of Aripollis.

[00:52:44] I think she's good. 427. I think she's fine. She has no breakdown index. Oh, that'd be nice.

[00:52:57] That'd be nice. Uh, University of Arapaulis. Oh wait, we gotta check. I think she's good, dude.

[00:53:09] Wait, before I left, I dropped off the lemon tea at your place.

[00:53:15] I remember your sister liked it.

[00:53:16] I have no home to return to.

[00:53:18] Please help me.

[00:53:19] What?

[00:53:20] Look, then it took me ages to get here by boat.

[00:53:27] They're gonna exile me.

[00:53:28] I heard you ran away.

[00:53:30] What is this lore?

[00:53:31] What the hell is this, bro?

[00:53:35] Why are you confronting me in my job?

[00:53:36] All right, I'm gonna get fucking deported.

[00:53:38] Get the hell out of here, but you are a prude. Everything does check out, okay? I mean...

[00:53:45] Warning, interns? Oh my god, the internship. Chat! How did none of you guys call that shit out?

[00:53:59] We did? You yelled at the wrong time.

[00:54:02] Okay, what's going on here?

[00:54:08] What the hell is this?

[00:54:09] There's no Psycheva help.

[00:54:10] Can I do like multiple?

[00:54:11] This is a multiple issue.

[00:54:12] You feel it right here, right?

[00:54:13] Let me check.

[00:54:14] And then also, we need, um...

[00:54:15] Okay, P92, P92, P92, the Minando U.S.

[00:54:26] Okay, P92, P92, P92, the Menando Unitee, uh, Ocean University.

[00:54:34] Oh, I have a feeling this is a symbol bullshitter.

[00:54:37] Oh, no, it's not, it's okay.

[00:54:42] No internship.

[00:54:45] are there really any job in his left for people like you just brought me here to go through

[00:54:59] the motions and meet your performance target what let me see it was torn up by someone

[00:55:11] mentally unstable do you have any proof here it is okay okay okay you're making me

[00:55:22] you're making me do this you can have done this before you came here I should

[00:55:28] just deny this guy why would you give this to an interviewer to recompile

[00:55:35] Come on, bro. Already denied. Already denied.

[00:55:41] What are you doing, man?

[00:55:46] University of Arupalus.

[00:55:50] Alright, initially it looks like he does check out though.

[00:55:53] Why not watching CS?

[00:55:56] I don't know because I'm fucking streaming, dude.

[00:55:59] When have I ever watched a major on my shit, dude?

[00:56:01] What are you, I don't know. I'm just not.

[00:56:05] I would. It would be easy just to lay back and watch some CS.

[00:56:10] I think we're good here, though, unless the University of Aero Paulus.

[00:56:21] I think he's fine. I think he's fine. I think he's good right there.

[00:56:35] easy. That wasn't a lot of clients today. There's a lot more stuff to, uh, yeah, there's

[00:56:50] a lot more stuff to do here. Papers, please clone. I mean, there's a lot of papers, please

[00:56:56] styles. All right. So it's all right. There are other I feel like there's ones that have done better.

[00:57:10] All right. Next game people. Next game.

[00:57:15] Let's see. We are jumping to another one.

[00:57:27] What are we doing here?

[00:57:51] Hold on, chat one second.

[00:58:02] Uh, uh, uh.

[00:58:21] All right, the next game I'm looking at is known as...

[00:58:49] Here we go.

[00:58:50] So I swear I saw this game a long time ago.

[00:58:53] Never played it.

[00:59:03] Let's see.

[00:59:10] This game is called Swap Meat.

[01:00:02] Sorry Chad, just one side.

[01:00:20] Ah, let's see what we have here.

[01:00:34] Ah, do do do do do do.

[01:00:38] What is AF?

[01:00:45] No idea.

[01:00:46] Controller, audio, debug, and I think we're good.

[01:00:58] game? Oh, it's multiplayer? Hard.

[01:01:05] Oh

[01:01:35] Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Space meat, Corpo.

[01:01:46] Oh my god.

[01:01:59] We can't let you run around like that. It's unsightly, Swishit.

[01:02:09] Swishing?

[01:02:10] I think we got some extras over in that room.

[01:02:17] Wow.

[01:02:19] Whoa. What the hell?

[01:02:25] Well, what the hell is this game?

[01:02:30] You're automatically going to miss meat parts when you're by.

[01:02:40] Squishy?

[01:02:42] Oh, there you go.

[01:02:54] Uh-oh.

[01:02:55] These heads off don't worry little buddy losing your head. It's not the end of the world. I'm sure we've got some spare parts around here somewhere

[01:03:03] Bingo, okay, Roxy. Let's try it again. Just a little softer this time. All right

[01:03:14] Good dash in the direction of your movement. Oh my god

[01:03:19] You know any other part for that matter just grab another one each one gives you new abilities you can see those along the bottom thing

[01:03:27] In that demo of top you have a compass points where you gotta go real handy

[01:03:32] Now the side of your screen is the director

[01:03:35] Talk about you get paid have a bar in the corner. That's your health and the blue shields indicate your meat parts

[01:03:44] Okay, okay, hold on hold on clear

[01:03:49] Interesting.

[01:04:04] Oh, that's how that works. You can do a fast reload.

[01:04:15] Oh. Okay, I didn't need... Okay.

[01:04:19] begins come talk to me

[01:04:25] Carl Rangus

[01:04:30] All right, what the hell is this game looks like you're ready to roll hop into one of them bolt burgers over there and get started on

[01:04:36] Your first shift here at Rangus screw you do on down there. Let's get to work. Good luck

[01:04:42] Okay, that's a just camera. Oh, I just caused medics

[01:04:46] The Bolt Burger!

[01:04:49] Bolt Bug is Deployed!

[01:04:54] Hey, join up if you got the game, whatever, bro.

[01:04:58] I don't have to open the lobby or something.

[01:05:10] There you go, sure.

[01:05:12] down there all right prime uh directive what the hell is this is like i think it's like a

[01:05:17] The Risco Rain style.

[01:05:27] I think it's like the Risco Rain.

[01:05:35] What the hell? And it's like, huh, okay.

[01:05:47] I just kinda like that.

[01:05:54] Hold on, did this just scale it up heavily with more players?

[01:06:09] I don't know what the hell is going on if it gets shot, I'm gonna just shoot it.

[01:06:19] If it's shootable, I'm shooting.

[01:06:23] Where is my hp at?

[01:06:29] Uh-oh.

[01:06:31] Hold on, there's a bunch of stuff!

[01:06:44] I don't know if these moves are doing nothing.

[01:06:51] That moves alright.

[01:07:01] Oh my god, okay I got a dash and I dropped like maids.

[01:07:09] This game kind of feels like maybe...

[01:07:13] So it looks like it needs to be a little lower.

[01:07:26] The camera or something?

[01:07:27] Or the UI needs to be smaller?

[01:07:29] Look at the characters getting drowned by the bar's.

[01:07:44] Pausing? Oh, this is what happens in co-op? Okay.

[01:07:51] Ah, wow, these fucking suck-ass, dude.

[01:07:55] Fuck build.

[01:07:59] Lock the bell if it is.

[01:08:02] Globo's destroyed.

[01:08:04] Find the spline gathering, all right.

[01:08:07] I can't always just kill everything here, but destroy everything and then go from there.

[01:08:22] Ah, that's through the objective, what is this?

[01:08:30] Pram blast wave of electric ship?

[01:08:34] It's already better than the other move.

[01:09:04] I got a new left leg.

[01:09:17] This is a decent amount of damage, yeah this game is alright, this kind of feels like

[01:09:39] risk of rain but not not as good you might as well just play risk of rain

[01:10:09] I mean, I guess the main mechanic is like you have different body parts you can switch

[01:10:20] out and change your abilities, but yeah.

[01:10:26] Leaping triple melee attack.

[01:10:29] Oh, I gotta just try a little more of these.

[01:10:42] Oh, there you go.

[01:10:49] Um, melee damage, weapon accuracy.

[01:11:02] Why not?

[01:11:03] Yeah, the camera feels zoomed in or something.

[01:11:08] find a crash part of stairs all right let's see

[01:11:26] Wow, that did no good damage.

[01:11:56] Yeah

[01:12:04] I guess we'll just try whatever this is

[01:12:16] Yeah, honestly, this is just like not it

[01:12:26] I'm dead!

[01:12:46] I gotta draw a detritus wards.

[01:13:10] I'll try to avoid every ad trying to murder you.

[01:13:17] Oh my god, I died.

[01:13:21] Get me out, bro!

[01:13:25] That's rare that Lyric is playing a game, not being it.

[01:13:29] Uhh, man.

[01:13:32] Not really.

[01:13:33] Are you using this all before?

[01:13:40] Yeah.

[01:13:43] Man, you're just an alter four.

[01:14:06] Man, do we ever finish this? Oh shit, you're dead.

[01:14:10] Hold on, hold on!

[01:14:29] What do we have here?

[01:14:31] On it?

[01:14:33] Spider-dash

[01:14:41] What is happening you need to go destroy one more egg

[01:15:03] Yeah, I'm good, Ralph. I'm good. I'm good on that one. Next game, next game. We are jumping

[01:15:18] two a brand that was like an annoying ass that was an annoying game that's just

[01:15:30] annoying all right the next game is known as potentially best game of the

[01:15:42] year

[01:15:48] Oh, shit.

[01:16:04] Let's see, let's see, let's see.

[01:16:06] Holy, holy.

[01:16:08] Oh, wait.

[01:16:11] No.

[01:16:12] I don't know why I thought it was matchmaking.

[01:16:25] Shit man.

[01:16:29] Nooooooooooooo.

[01:16:36] Banana bro

[01:16:42] Wait hold on who's the blind guy

[01:16:52] Jim pre-ordered a long time ago

[01:16:56] Oh, yeah, there's an open mic

[01:16:58] I think we're going to have

[01:17:00] a lot of time to talk to you.

[01:17:04] Bum banana, bro. Just joined up at this point. Just joined up,

[01:17:08] Jeff. Just get anybody in here. Let's just see if this is the game of the

[01:17:12] year. Let's just see if the game is good enough that there should be

[01:17:16] matchmaking.

[01:17:28] All right, I'm gonna go with I am I am I am I am I am mute

[01:17:58] I am mute mute blind beef mute

[01:18:06] I mute wait what if all three of us are blind I don't think wait why doesn't let us do that

[01:18:15] What the hell dude

[01:18:17] you're ready i'm ready up ready i'm ready

[01:18:32] uh

[01:18:33] BUMBLE LALA BUMBLE LALA

[01:18:36] Oh my god!

[01:18:39] What the heck!

[01:18:44] Oh, wait, I can't hear anything.

[01:18:49] Oh, God.

[01:18:51] Can't hear anything.

[01:18:53] Uh-oh.

[01:18:55] Hold on. Hello?

[01:18:57] I'm mute.

[01:18:59] I only see outlines of things.

[01:19:01] I have the manual? Uh-oh.

[01:19:03] Okay, okay.

[01:19:05] What are we looking at?

[01:19:07] Oh, I got the hardest roll, dude.

[01:19:09] Okay, hold on, hold on.

[01:19:11] I don't know what I'm supposed to do like three lines first

[01:19:16] I can't hear anything. I don't know what I'm meant to do

[01:19:20] About this just start pushing buttons cut the correct colored cable base

[01:19:25] Cables and the color of the light

[01:19:27] Can I wait? He's blind. Okay, so like

[01:19:32] What does this mean yeah, okay, he's part okay, so

[01:19:38] So yeah, okay, okay here we go here we go

[01:19:41] Hold on. Hold on.

[01:19:42] I see. I can feel three wires.

[01:19:45] I don't know what kind of.

[01:19:46] Sort of like the lines. OK.

[01:19:49] And they're going into a bomb. OK.

[01:19:52] OK.

[01:19:54] And he's pointing at the lines going into the bomb.

[01:19:56] OK.

[01:19:58] OK. OK.

[01:19:59] And I don't really understand what you're supposed to.

[01:20:02] I think it's supposed to cut a line.

[01:20:06] And the yellow, green and blue.

[01:20:08] Yes.

[01:20:09] And they go yellow, green, blue, up above, and oh, we died.

[01:20:12] Wait, what?

[01:20:13] Really?

[01:20:14] Oh, you don't have that much.

[01:20:15] You have a minute 30.

[01:20:16] Oh, dude, there's no way we're doing this in time.

[01:20:21] Oh, I want to hear.

[01:20:22] I have a notebook and I can see.

[01:20:24] Hello?

[01:20:26] Yeah, we can hear you.

[01:20:28] Great.

[01:20:30] OK, I got a notebook.

[01:20:32] And I think the deaf person needs to look at me.

[01:20:36] And then you got to communicate to the person

[01:20:39] Who's the blind person the blind person you got the suitcase

[01:20:44] So I have a notebook a bomb defusal manual and you got a look at me

[01:20:47] The deaf guy needs to look at me to then communicate to the blind guy what to do

[01:20:53] Okay, I think that that's got it like yeah, and I I can like only see like black and white outlines of things

[01:21:01] Yeah, so I touch I

[01:21:03] Have to tell yeah, okay. Here we go. Let's try

[01:21:06] We got this first try let's go.

[01:21:12] You need to be the death guy so it's fair.

[01:21:16] Okay you want to okay let's switch.

[01:21:22] I mean I'm not looking so like it doesn't matter.

[01:21:26] Yeah I don't think it really matters actually.

[01:21:28] You can do every roll.

[01:21:29] I mean I'm not looking.

[01:21:31] Okay here we go.

[01:21:32] Yeah it doesn't really matter.

[01:21:34] Wait, can you hear me?

[01:21:37] Hello?

[01:21:38] Oh, wait.

[01:21:39] Oh, my God.

[01:21:41] Shake your head if you can hear me.

[01:21:44] Okay.

[01:21:45] We're looking at one minute 20.

[01:21:47] We got three wires, three wires, yellow, red, and green.

[01:21:55] Okay.

[01:21:56] And we got to cut using the manual.

[01:22:00] We got to cut some shit, bro.

[01:22:01] We got to cut some shit.

[01:22:02] Okay.

[01:22:03] that mean? I think that means he okay all right okay sure sure we got a yet three wires okay

[01:22:16] we got a yellow a red and a green and there's a yellow light on

[01:22:23] we have 40 seconds left until we all die and it's a bomb banana

[01:22:27] Okay, three, yes, three. What does that mean, man? If that means cut, does that mean cut?

[01:22:39] Do it again if that means cut. Okay, are you saying, what does that mean?

[01:22:48] It's yellow, red, then green wires. Three wires in total with a yellow light on.

[01:22:58] Hey, yo blind monkey, can you hear me? I don't hear you at all. Can't you talk?

[01:23:04] You're blind, bro. Am I muted? Wait, I finally started to get it. Oh, dude, my

[01:23:10] brother, you're deaf. I was like, it means repeat. It means repeat. Repeat this sentence. Oh

[01:23:18] Dude, my fucking Jim. Wait, can you hear me? Yeah, you're deaf though. You can't hear me. Oh, yeah, true.

[01:23:27] I don't know why I don't have a name by the way.

[01:23:32] I thought there was going to be like some background music or something, damn it, it's just like

[01:23:38] there's nothing.

[01:23:39] He's deaf dude.

[01:23:40] I'm completely deaf.

[01:23:41] I think I need to be yelling commands, I don't know, is there a way for me to talk

[01:23:48] that makes this easier?

[01:23:50] I mean, maybe.

[01:23:53] It took me a second to take all the sound out of the deafness, okay?

[01:24:00] I can hear myself through my headphones as well.

[01:24:05] Okay, it's weird.

[01:24:07] I'm fully deaf.

[01:24:09] I can, I, cause whatever.

[01:24:12] Alright, let's try this again.

[01:24:14] Wait, what were you saying with your emo?

[01:24:16] What were you trying to say?

[01:24:17] Repeat it?

[01:24:18] It means repeat.

[01:24:19] It means I need to hear the sentence again.

[01:24:21] I'm trying to read and like okay the same and I need to hear it again. I just said it like three times

[01:24:25] I thought I was misinterpreting. All right

[01:24:31] All right, here we go

[01:24:33] Okay, here we go. We got three we got three wires. We get a yellow a blue and a green with a blue light on

[01:24:41] We got a yellow, blue, and green wire. The first slot is missing. Let me paint it for you, okay?

[01:24:58] First slot is missing, and then it's a second, it's a yellow in the second, a blue in the third,

[01:25:04] a green in the fourth, and then a blue light is on.

[01:25:12] We got 45 seconds.

[01:25:16] The blood monkey scared.

[01:25:21] OK, what am I looking at?

[01:25:22] The green, OK, green, cut the green, cut the green, cut the green, cut the green, monkey.

[01:25:30] Cut the green.

[01:25:34] Oh, my God, we're good.

[01:25:35] We're good.

[01:25:38] There it is.

[01:25:39] Holy shit.

[01:25:41] Let me try and run.

[01:25:41] Oh my god, bro.

[01:25:42] You're fucking.

[01:25:45] He's blind.

[01:25:47] I forgot the order.

[01:25:48] You said they were.

[01:25:49] Hello.

[01:25:49] I don't think my name is no name.

[01:25:55] Dude, he's fucking blind.

[01:25:57] Oh, yeah.

[01:25:57] OK.

[01:25:58] Yo, hold on, dude.

[01:26:06] All right, y'all.

[01:26:07] Second level.

[01:26:07] Here we go.

[01:26:09] He cut it randomly. Oh my God.

[01:26:14] Uh oh. Uh oh. Okay, okay.

[01:26:19] All right, here we go. We got a new system here.

[01:26:23] Two minutes. All right, we're looking at a four setup.

[01:26:26] Yellow, red, blue, green wire with a blue light on.

[01:26:31] Is that new?

[01:26:36] And then we also got another little gadget as well, okay. Are you pointing at the blue? Are you pointing at the blue?

[01:26:46] Repeat it. It's yellow red blue green wires, and then a blue light is on I

[01:26:55] Can't check behind me bro. My I can't look behind me. Are you looking at blue?

[01:27:01] yellow? Is that a, I see a banana yellow? All right, first wire. All right, perfect, we're good.

[01:27:16] Now I got, we got a little, we got another gadget. It's got four arrows, north, south,

[01:27:21] West East, and we got three dots on it, and a red light. It looks like an L. If that makes

[01:27:38] sense, it's kind of like an L shape. And we got four arrows that Blind Monkey can interact

[01:27:46] with. Four pressable buttons. Okay, the ceiling, I don't understand. He has four

[01:27:55] pressable buttons and something that looks like an L. Up. Okay, okay, press up,

[01:28:02] press up. Oh fuck, that wasn't it, that wasn't it. Okay, now we got two, okay, we

[01:28:09] We got four arrows, we got two dots.

[01:28:14] What was the last one?

[01:28:16] Yeah, it was a new gadget, I don't know.

[01:28:20] I was looking at the manual.

[01:28:23] Let's change roles, I want to be blind.

[01:28:26] Alright, that little thing in the middle was Braille or something,

[01:28:31] because when I put my...

[01:28:33] Yeah, it was a Braille, but it's set to click up, and I tried to like...

[01:28:37] I clicked on the change to six, so it went from seven to six.

[01:28:43] Let's see, let's see.

[01:28:45] All right, all right, here we go.

[01:28:47] Oh, wait, wait, okay, we're good, we're good.

[01:28:51] All right, here we go, here we go.

[01:28:53] Give me off the damn comms, all right?

[01:28:56] I can press the buttons, okay?

[01:28:57] I played a game where you were trying to stabilize

[01:29:02] the fucking Chernobyl power plant, okay?

[01:29:05] I can do this.

[01:29:06] I'm more of a button presser.

[01:29:13] Oh, shit.

[01:29:13] I have to explain.

[01:29:15] OK, we have the wires.

[01:29:17] We have three wires, and they're green, yellow, and blue.

[01:29:24] And we have, where's the light that you were talking about?

[01:29:27] Oh, we have a blue light, three wires, blue light.

[01:29:30] Yes, yes.

[01:29:31] and you can hear me right now right?

[01:29:36] Free, white, blue light, free, free, white and blue light and it's green, yellow and blue.

[01:29:47] I'm assuming it says like a white or a cop.

[01:29:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:29:53] He won?

[01:29:54] He won't know.

[01:29:55] What does one mean?

[01:29:58] Are you pointing at the blue one?

[01:30:00] It was right. It was done. Okay, we're gonna do the other one. Oh, like, oh, you meant the green one. Ah, okay

[01:30:06] Okay, right, right. Okay, remember the Braille thing with the free and it looks like an L

[01:30:11] Like it looks like an L Braille and has a red light

[01:30:15] Jim can hear me Jim you can hear me, right?

[01:30:20] It's an L and it has like the four arrows

[01:30:23] I think it's on page 2, maybe page 3. It's the Braille one with the 4 arrows. I think it might be on like on a

[01:30:32] on page 4 or something. It's in your manual. I saw it's a Braille with 4 arrows. Yeah, they're like a red light.

[01:30:42] What are you saying, Jim? I have 4 arrows and it does look like Braille and it says 3.

[01:30:49] repeated again we have 16 seconds

[01:30:55] i gotta choose a hero yeah we can't play basketball right now we need to what what basketball okay

[01:31:03] oh you mean left left left oh my god oh my god i'm not sure what you're supposed to do with that

[01:31:13] i needed the color of the light for a while there which took a while and also whoever's the

[01:31:17] blind person. Say what number it is. It also helps the three dots doesn't get me very far.

[01:31:23] Oh, okay. Let's try it again. Here we go. All right, we got started. I don't know what that like

[01:31:29] one meant. The one that was the reason why I need to know the order of the colors because all I know

[01:31:35] is which color to cut. I wasn't muted. Jen can hear me, but he can't confirm that he heard me.

[01:31:41] Okay, and then the thing is Alfie's talking, but I can't if I talk over him

[01:31:48] Because he can't hear me talking okay, okay, we have four wires green yellow blue red and the color of the light is yellow

[01:31:58] Yeah, no, sorry

[01:32:01] Lobby yellow light, okay cut the blue

[01:32:06] Yeah, Jim, I need the number one third one is blue

[01:32:08] OK, perfect. Nice. OK, when we have Braille.

[01:32:12] Four, Jim, it's four on the Braille.

[01:32:14] It's two dubs at the top and one below on the right.

[01:32:18] And the light is yellow.

[01:32:20] It's a square. It's a square.

[01:32:22] It's four dots and it's four.

[01:32:27] OK, he's pointing down, down.

[01:32:29] Correct. Oh, now there's four.

[01:32:33] Now it's an up, it's a five.

[01:32:34] I see a five and it's an up.

[01:32:36] Then a square four Braille.

[01:32:37] Upside down L a five

[01:32:47] Lift

[01:32:49] That was incorrect. Oh wrong. We got it wrong. We got it wrong. We have one Braille top left now

[01:32:53] It's an L. I guess middle slip or something like that one Braille the number three

[01:33:02] He's funding right right

[01:33:07] I see a square four dots, but the number is one so a square

[01:33:14] Yeah, I have like

[01:33:17] Am I fucking blind I think we're like

[01:33:22] Maybe we're decent

[01:33:24] When he saw three I saw four

[01:33:28] What we made a swear I'm pointing. I swear I'm pointing in the right direction either

[01:33:32] I'm not or it's married or you said when I saw a square you said you saw an L

[01:33:38] Yeah, it was well, so the Braille like

[01:33:41] Like the layout of the Braille is going only course one of the numbers

[01:33:44] So I take your number when you say the number as the truth, but then when my book says go left

[01:33:49] I don't know whether it's left for me or left for you

[01:33:52] So I point right for me so that it looks left for you

[01:33:55] Which is which you did what I expected

[01:33:57] But that didn't work and then I did the opposite the next round where it said left

[01:34:01] So I said my left which is your right and it still didn't work. I don't know. I don't know what I was doing wrong

[01:34:05] Oh, I see a lot of words for us failing. Huh. So wait, what was the most was my the number?

[01:34:12] I'm giving you the most important information in it

[01:34:16] the color of the light and then the

[01:34:20] The Braille number because once we have the light color. Oh, is the light color changing by the way

[01:34:24] I was under the I was just operating the assumption

[01:34:27] I think it's I haven't seen the bond. Well, how does that part work? Is it the light color determines what color what number?

[01:34:33] you're gonna cut yeah basically I just matched the number with the light color

[01:34:37] and that tells me which direction to click oh yeah and then the braille

[01:34:41] number okay I'm going mute all right I'll go level to level to I believe we're

[01:34:53] so dead oh all right so oh my god with wires we have four wires is yellow light

[01:35:01] four wires the color combinations are blue yellow red green okay I think I

[01:35:08] think it's the yellow one wait how do I do wait blue light four wires how do I

[01:35:15] do repeat repeat four wires is blue yellow red green from left to right

[01:35:23] blue yellow red green i'm panicking i'm panicking i missed it yellow light and four wires it's it's

[01:35:31] red right it's red so the second one it's the blue wire yellow light blue yellow red green i just

[01:35:39] need one two three or four dude i'm panicking and four wires bro i'm panicking right now

[01:35:45] Yellow light four wires. It's the blue one. I remember the yellow

[01:35:51] Are you the first one the first one the first one blue far left number one

[01:35:58] Okay, bro. Holy shit. We have the Brails. It is a green light and now I'll let Alfie say the number

[01:36:05] Okay, green life five

[01:36:08] Right, how do I show right? Oh fuck?

[01:36:13] How do I show right

[01:36:15] Am I going to show him right green light?

[01:36:21] The five

[01:36:27] Right is my right, so click right

[01:36:30] Okay, good. Good. Good. Okay red light now red light, okay, and this is full red light for is up

[01:36:42] Up

[01:36:44] okay green light the seven up up up up up yellow light oh god damn there was

[01:37:00] panicking on that chef I was a real bomb

[01:37:05] I was panicking on that shit all right I'll go by death okay I'll I think that

[01:37:17] was the last one it would have gone diffuse at the end now that we know

[01:37:21] to do the Braille we're we're gonna I'm gonna go blind I don't know how to do it

[01:37:25] that I'm the mute, so um.

[01:37:29] Okay, let's sit here.

[01:37:33] Yo, this shit gets fine.

[01:37:34] Yo, it's scary, man.

[01:37:35] Oh, what do you want from me?

[01:37:37] It's immersive.

[01:37:39] Okay, we've got four wires, blue light.

[01:37:42] Blue light, green, yellow, blue, red.

[01:37:48] Blue light, green, yellow, blue, red.

[01:37:53] Cut the first wire blue, light green, yellow, blue, red, blue, light, green, yellow, blue, red, cut the yellow second wire, second wire. We're good.

[01:38:20] Okay, we got braille

[01:38:24] We have four dots

[01:38:28] The number

[01:38:35] All right red red red red red light red light red light. Oh my god. Oh my god red light

[01:38:42] Right

[01:38:44] No, no, that was wrong

[01:38:50] I

[01:39:03] Left

[01:39:06] Okay, apparently I'm doing it wrong wait wait hold on

[01:39:12] Pining the wrong way for you, so I did it right the second time like Jim

[01:39:17] Yeah, well, I don't think Lyric said the color of the light on the second time.

[01:39:22] I got it.

[01:39:23] Yeah, I just assumed it was red.

[01:39:25] I didn't say that.

[01:39:26] Yeah, the blue light.

[01:39:27] You need the blue light information.

[01:39:29] Yeah, this is how you do it, though.

[01:39:33] You keep switching the rolls and we slowly mine the how to do it.

[01:39:38] Any bomb squad and chat that can let us know what we're doing wrong.

[01:39:42] All right, hold on.

[01:39:44] I'm going mute, bro.

[01:39:45] on mute. How many levels are there? Hold on. Oh, you can't progress until you get this.

[01:39:52] I think I'm gonna get up blind. I'm not gonna lie. Alright, I'll go deaf. There is a manual.

[01:39:58] Oh, alright. Alright. Four wires. Four wires, blue light. It is green, red, blue, yellow.

[01:40:08] Okay, wait, blue light for why I think that's right for yellow. That'd be four

[01:40:17] Set the fourth wire. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right now we're on to arrows. It is a red light

[01:40:25] Six, okay

[01:40:29] Up

[01:40:32] Fantastic yellow light. Mm-hmm seven

[01:40:36] Mm-hmm, okay

[01:40:38] left nice red light nine okay one more and green light five okay I'm gonna mess

[01:40:56] us up right right okay there it is there it is it's about getting you just need to

[01:41:14] know how the gadget works let's do it again same way gonna be a new gadget

[01:41:23] All right, we got four wires and green light four wires and green light from left to right is yellow green blue red

[01:41:31] Oh, shit

[01:41:34] Red for all the right for

[01:41:39] Nice all right now we have a calculator it looks like the buttons are written in Braille the equation is 51 plus 33

[01:41:46] Which is something like 84

[01:41:48] Oh wait, after the first one on the screen, press the green button.

[01:41:53] That works, it's just math, it's fifty one plus thirty-three.

[01:41:55] Fifty one plus thirty-three, fifty one plus thirty-three, eighty-four, so even, even,

[01:42:06] and then, uh, light, alright, the light is now blue, whatever that means, the light is

[01:42:11] now blue.

[01:42:13] Even one, so maybe I show him one?

[01:42:16] One push one

[01:42:22] Excellent Wow, okay. Oh

[01:42:25] Wow, wait you solved something before I told you one. I heard a did you did you guess?

[01:42:31] I thought I saw you are there was it was math. Yeah, there was a math equation and

[01:42:38] We just he just punched in the numbers because they're Braille keys. He just punched in the numbers on the keypad

[01:42:43] So you can see oh, okay. Well, yeah, the Braille I can like see them with my think I read a brown

[01:42:49] Oh, and then if it's even in our okay, sure. All right. Yeah, I guess it was a two-stage or that last the last key was up to you

[01:42:55] Because the light doesn't light up

[01:42:58] I'm a little for it. So we saw the nice easy

[01:43:04] Alrighty already all wires first with four wires four wires and green light from left to right

[01:43:10] It is yellow, blue, red, green.

[01:43:14] Red.

[01:43:15] Blue light.

[01:43:16] Three. That is red, three.

[01:43:18] Nice. Alright, now we get the four-directional keypad.

[01:43:21] It is a blue light.

[01:43:23] And it's a five.

[01:43:27] Up.

[01:43:30] Now it is a yellow light.

[01:43:33] This is one.

[01:43:37] Down.

[01:43:38] Oh, my belly.

[01:43:39] Now it is a red light.

[01:43:41] It says 2.

[01:43:43] OK.

[01:43:45] Right.

[01:43:47] Now it is a blue light.

[01:43:49] 5.

[01:43:51] OK.

[01:43:53] Stop.

[01:43:55] OK.

[01:43:57] Now we're on to the calculator.

[01:43:59] 58 plus 6.

[01:44:01] 68 plus 6.

[01:44:03] 64 even?

[01:44:05] 64 even.

[01:44:07] even. I need another light color. How do I communicate that yellow light? Wait, yellow light,

[01:44:17] so even zero? How do you show a zero? You can't show a zero. What? 58 plus 60 plus 64,

[01:44:32] light how do I show a zero I don't know how to show a zero pretend that's a zero oh my god

[01:44:43] 64 yellow light about a 10 minus one 10 is that zero so 10 oh my okay nice you're dude you there's

[01:44:58] No zero on the communication. It's one through ten. Oh

[01:45:04] I was wondering why it was taking me so long

[01:45:09] All right, let's see

[01:45:11] Yeah, ten minus one by the way

[01:45:14] Oh ten minus wait, did we do it right or do we do it wrong? No, you got it somehow you got the zero I click zero

[01:45:21] Oh

[01:45:24] Wires red light four wires and a red light it is blue red green yellow

[01:45:33] Three

[01:45:37] Okay, okay, let's do the number pad. We have a blue light on the arrow pad the arrow pad first. Okay. Okay. It says one

[01:45:45] Okay blue one so zero oh my god it's zero again

[01:45:51] blue light okay we need a direction I don't know what that means for a

[01:45:57] direction wait oh my god wait wait blue light blue light aeropat I don't know

[01:46:02] if Alvier said the number yet what was the number one oh my god I'm so bad

[01:46:06] Right.

[01:46:07] I don't know why, I thought he meant calculator.

[01:46:13] Yellow light.

[01:46:14] We failed.

[01:46:17] I failed the group, it's over.

[01:46:20] Down.

[01:46:21] What?

[01:46:22] Yellow light?

[01:46:23] Alright, red light now.

[01:46:25] Nine.

[01:46:26] I was...

[01:46:27] Not failing.

[01:46:28] Alright, green light.

[01:46:29] Two.

[01:46:30] Three.

[01:46:31] I'm failing.

[01:46:33] Green light.

[01:46:35] Two.

[01:46:37] Up.

[01:46:39] Yellow light.

[01:46:45] Seven.

[01:46:47] Left.

[01:46:49] I think we're too late.

[01:46:51] Blue light.

[01:46:53] Four.

[01:46:55] I think I stalled and I think we're going to die.

[01:46:59] Awesome. Okay. Now we have a new puzzle four switches with four lights and braille underneath them with an enter button

[01:47:06] The four switches lights. I see green blue yellow red as the sequence of lights green blue yellow red

[01:47:15] And I see six two three nine

[01:47:20] Six greater than five odd graded that

[01:47:54] five or less than five, if you turn it on or off.

[01:47:58] Yeah, there's a couple of things going on there.

[01:48:00] It's four switches.

[01:48:02] I had no idea what it was.

[01:48:03] It's kind of, it's a bit of a,

[01:48:07] you gotta look at it.

[01:48:09] It's a table and it's like the valve, the four,

[01:48:12] did you see four numbers?

[01:48:14] Yeah, yeah, I kept putting them on.

[01:48:15] Four numbers and the light sequence.

[01:48:16] So you, it shows you a table and you match the light

[01:48:20] order you gave me and then there's a table

[01:48:23] on how you switch the four lights.

[01:48:27] So do you want the colors listed in a row,

[01:48:31] and then the numbers listed, or do you

[01:48:32] want us to list each number color combination?

[01:48:36] Just tell me the, I think once you tell me the color

[01:48:42] sequence, I can pinpoint the table,

[01:48:45] and then tell me the four numbers, but slowly.

[01:48:50] OK.

[01:48:50] And then I will tell you what to turn,

[01:48:52] And then you have four switches to turn on and off, right?

[01:48:55] Yeah, the one number at a time.

[01:48:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, one by one.

[01:48:59] And how do I communicate with you

[01:49:03] which ones to turn on and off?

[01:49:06] I'll just say, I'll just nod my head.

[01:49:09] Thumbs up, thumbs down.

[01:49:10] Okay, yeah, thumbs up, thumbs down.

[01:49:11] Okay, sure.

[01:49:13] You just say the number.

[01:49:14] The number's enough.

[01:49:15] I'll know the number's number.

[01:49:19] Well, you have to tell me the number

[01:49:20] then I have to match it if it's greater than five less than five if it's odd or even

[01:49:27] it's like and then I'll just tell I'll just yeah we'll do thumbs up thumbs down thumbs up is on

[01:49:32] thumbs up is uh thumbs up yeah thumbs down is off yeah all right I'll we're gonna fail this wire

[01:49:38] it's four wires yellow light four wires yellow light it is blue yellow red green one one

[01:49:48] Excellent. Now let's go to the number pad. We have a blue light on the Braille number pad.

[01:49:52] One.

[01:49:53] Oh, it says one. One. Okay.

[01:49:57] It's the arrow one. This is one.

[01:49:59] Right.

[01:50:00] Okay.

[01:50:01] We have a red light.

[01:50:03] Nine.

[01:50:04] Okay.

[01:50:05] Up.

[01:50:06] We have a green light.

[01:50:11] One.

[01:50:12] Left.

[01:50:13] Okay.

[01:50:14] Left.

[01:50:16] Uh-huh.

[01:50:18] We have a yellow light.

[01:50:20] Two.

[01:50:22] Two.

[01:50:24] Oh, wait, wait!

[01:50:26] No, no, left, left.

[01:50:28] Oh, yeah.

[01:50:30] All right, we are back to the four switches and four lights.

[01:50:32] It is red, yellow, blue, green.

[01:50:34] Okay.

[01:50:36] The first number is nine.

[01:50:38] Red, yellow, blue, green.

[01:50:40] Okay.

[01:50:42] green. Okay, so I think it's a thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Okay, the next number is free.

[01:50:57] three. Was it nine? So it's off. I think it's off. Thumbs down. Okay. The next number

[01:51:12] number is two. Okay, thumbs up. Next number is seven. And then on thumbs up. Wow. Okay,

[01:51:34] there it is there it is the monkeys there's a six oh no what the hell

[01:51:43] happens here monkeys can diffuse bum here we go oh this is the hard mouth okay

[01:51:51] we got two mathematical number pads no wires we got four switches and four

[01:51:55] directional buttons all right let's start with the top left calculator start with

[01:51:58] the top left calculator the math is 59 minus seven so the answer is 52

[01:52:04] and the light is green

[01:52:08] okay so 2 and the light is green

[01:52:12] right 2 right 2

[01:52:16] no wait

[01:52:20] and the light is what the answer is 52 and the light is green that answer

[01:52:24] number 2 is not correct 52 and the light oh my god oh my god what am I doing

[01:52:28] oh my god 9 9 is that 9

[01:52:32] Um no 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

[01:52:35] There it is we got there okay the second math is 55 minus 30 so that is 25

[01:52:45] And the light is red, okay third

[01:52:50] Three

[01:52:54] All right bottom left corner. We're doing the braille again so red light

[01:52:57] It's an arrow and it says six right it's the Braille direction pad red light yeah six okay

[01:53:08] up up yellow light fall down down oh my bananas oh my bad light one one up okay

[01:53:29] yellow light seven left nice all right three switches it's red yellow blue

[01:53:40] green by the four switches red yellow blue green red yellow and it says one

[01:53:45] That's the first one one. Okay, so

[01:53:50] Those down okay eight eight

[01:53:59] Thumbs up six

[01:54:03] Okay

[01:54:06] Thumbs up full okay

[01:54:11] Okay, it goes down.

[01:54:17] We're dead.

[01:54:18] Oh wait, oh we did it.

[01:54:19] Oh.

[01:54:22] Damn level seven, what the hell brother?

[01:54:27] God damn.

[01:54:28] We could switch it up, but uh, oof.

[01:54:34] There will be some turbulence.

[01:54:38] What do you say, do we try it?

[01:54:39] We can switch it up, yeah we can switch it up.

[01:54:42] Level seven, switch up, uh oh.

[01:54:46] All right, give me the controls.

[01:54:51] I'm driving.

[01:54:53] Which one do you wanna be?

[01:54:54] I'll be, sorry, I'll be deaf.

[01:54:56] Oh god, this is a hard one.

[01:55:02] Uh oh.

[01:55:04] Okay, holy moly.

[01:55:05] Let's start with the top left one. It's the four colors, four letters or four numbers and it's red, green, blue, yellow.

[01:55:17] We have two of these.

[01:55:19] Red, green, blue, yellow.

[01:55:23] And it's three.

[01:55:31] Alright, thumb sound. Next one.

[01:55:33] 8. Just don't click it if it's thumbs up.

[01:55:38] 8. Next one, next one, thumbs down, next one.

[01:55:42] 7. 7.

[01:55:47] Eh, thumbs up. Are you flipping me on?

[01:55:50] 9. 9.

[01:55:55] Thumbs up. I mean, you can hit enter.

[01:56:00] Oh, that was wrong something is wrong. It's red green blue yellow

[01:56:13] There's two of these modules after this there's another four okay red green blue yellow and he wants you to repeat the numbers three

[01:56:21] Let's stop at the first one

[01:56:24] Three

[01:56:26] Okay up up up eight

[01:56:30] 8

[01:56:34] Down 7

[01:56:38] 7 up

[01:56:42] 9

[01:56:45] 9 up

[01:56:49] Good

[01:56:51] Okay, let's do the next one. It's the exact same one. There's the colors

[01:56:54] or red yellow blue green or yellow blue green or

[01:57:01] down eight eight up two you're 15 seconds and pop yeah up six

[01:57:23] six six yo eat the bananas we're dead bro we're dead we're gonna die it was

[01:57:30] right though it was right we'll do it again okay so in the that one is that

[01:57:35] one is weird you got it you're gonna experience it once you got a lot what's

[01:57:40] you doing once you're like oh yeah I got it yeah I fucked up the first one

[01:57:47] Alright, this is the TI. Here we go.

[01:57:50] Okay, I calculate the top left. I started that one. 56 plus 15.

[01:57:55] Quick math. That's 71.

[01:58:01] Oh my god.

[01:58:04] Okay.

[01:58:05] Two?

[01:58:06] And the light is green.

[01:58:08] Two?

[01:58:09] The light is green.

[01:58:13] Two.

[01:58:14] Two.

[01:58:15] Okay, perfect. Let's do the next one. It's the four arrows top right four arrows and the rail and the light of blue blue light nine

[01:58:27] Nine

[01:58:33] Yellow light six

[01:58:38] Six right

[01:58:40] 1.

[01:58:42] Green light.

[01:58:44] 1.

[01:58:46] Left.

[01:58:48] Yellow light.

[01:58:50] 9.

[01:58:52] 9.

[01:58:54] Right.

[01:58:56] Done.

[01:58:58] We got two stretch modules.

[01:59:00] And now we have a color combination of the bottom left one first.

[01:59:02] Green, blue, yellow, red.

[01:59:04] 9.

[01:59:06] 9.

[01:59:08] Nine.

[01:59:10] Up.

[01:59:11] Eight.

[01:59:15] Eight.

[01:59:16] Down.

[01:59:17] Two.

[01:59:20] Two.

[01:59:24] Two.

[01:59:25] Down.

[01:59:27] Seven.

[01:59:29] Seven.

[01:59:33] Down.

[01:59:35] Nice.

[01:59:37] and next on four colors again same thing green blue yellow red green blue yellow red three

[01:59:48] down one

[01:59:54] one up six

[02:00:01] six up four

[02:00:07] down there it is boys there it is everybody everybody gets bananas okay so I the that

[02:00:19] particular color combination on the switchboards that happened on both of them you have to

[02:00:24] know red before yellow but red is to the right of yellow so both times I just guessed at

[02:00:29] what yellow would be and we were right both times oh you have to know what the third oh

[02:00:34] I had no idea how to signal to skip to red.

[02:00:40] Oh, my God, that happened, but it was before it was the yeah.

[02:00:43] Yeah, I see what you're saying.

[02:00:44] I don't know that could happen.

[02:00:46] You know, G.G. those guys, that was nice.

[02:00:49] G.G.G's people, Chad, Jim and Alfie.

[02:00:54] What a great game.

[02:00:57] What a great game.

[02:00:59] All right, we're going to jump over to the next game.

[02:01:02] I gotta take a piss though and we're gonna now go into a renowned game holy moly one

[02:01:14] One sec.

[02:02:14] I'll be right back.

[02:02:32] Bum Banana! Bum Bah Bum Bah!

[02:02:41] Car City Car Driving 2.0

[02:02:48] Oh shit

[02:02:55] Yo, this song?

[02:02:56] Oh my god

[02:03:00] It's so good

[02:03:05] Maximong!

[02:03:06] I saw um IGN said something like this is uh this might just be GTA 6 before GTA 6 let's

[02:03:18] see.

[02:03:31] ready release

[02:03:37] so good they made a two point now

[02:03:44] Yeah, is it a second game, or did they take the Overwatch route?

[02:04:01] It's been ages since I last sat down in Cosplayton.

[02:04:07] So, DNF here, getting tired of that country life too.

[02:04:12] I knew it from your very first call.

[02:04:15] You just like me back in the day, dreaming of escaping to the big city.

[02:04:20] I left my pickup back in Porto Volante on purpose and took the bus here.

[02:04:25] No one talks like this, right? But it was a small price to pay for a fresh start

[02:04:32] Come on. Let's dust off that old beauty

[02:04:38] Okay, dude

[02:04:45] There it is the folk it's been sitting here so long it's practically a museum piece my very first car

[02:04:54] Back in the day, let's just say I didn't exactly worry about speed limits.

[02:05:01] Dude, it does look like AI.

[02:05:03] But you know what's ridiculous?

[02:05:05] Hop in!

[02:05:06] An AI...

[02:05:08] A real artist could copy the AI art look.

[02:05:12] To debate people.

[02:05:13] Look at that.

[02:05:14] My photos are still here.

[02:05:15] But that's just his art style.

[02:05:16] He's not even born yet.

[02:05:18] And I was young and full of life.

[02:05:21] This was one of my last races before I lost my ass.

[02:05:25] Yeah, that's his art style.

[02:05:27] I'll tell you the story sometime.

[02:05:29] But for now, let's hit the road and talk about the here and now.

[02:05:36] I mimic AI art.

[02:05:38] I'm so good at fucking drawing and painting that I can mimic AI's art aesthetic.

[02:05:44] It's a lot to handle on my own, and honestly, it's a bold move.

[02:05:48] Running a business like this on the Mediterranean coast.

[02:05:52] Still, we have to celebrate this.

[02:05:55] I'm taking you to the Touche bar.

[02:05:57] It's the hottest spot in the city.

[02:05:59] Bro, I'm- no one cares.

[02:06:01] Look at that. We're in luck today.

[02:06:04] I remember teaching you how to drive when you were just a kid.

[02:06:08] Bro, I'd rather this.

[02:06:09] You could barely reach the bell.

[02:06:10] Than that.

[02:06:11] It was hilarious.

[02:06:13] You nearly ran over your aunt.

[02:06:15] And look at you now ready to earn your own money. Let's go show me what you've learned since we last met

[02:06:25] Please

[02:06:28] Please I know how to drive butter

[02:06:34] Don't tell my moon that I do know how to drive butter

[02:06:42] Shit

[02:06:46] My name is your net

[02:06:50] Oh, wait hold on sheet belt. Oh shit engine. Oh shit

[02:07:00] Cars broken the cars broken

[02:07:09] You know what we're gonna there that I got them

[02:07:12] All right while holding the brake down

[02:07:17] Shift it to D. Oh my god. Wait really?

[02:07:25] Really hold on how do the shit shit shit shit shit you have to hold down and then shift with was the all right. We're good

[02:07:34] Okay, you know what man, I'm definitely gonna need you know, fuck it. I'll just use the fucking word

[02:07:42] We're going to back up some fines today. All right, not many cameras out here in the sticks. Let's go

[02:07:59] Okay, okay hold on now hold on

[02:08:04] Oh my god, I don't know how to turn signal.

[02:08:11] Gear petrol!

[02:08:14] There we go.

[02:08:16] Oh, parking brakes!

[02:08:18] Hold on!

[02:08:20] Okay, we're rolling away.

[02:08:22] Hold on.

[02:08:24] Oh my god, I don't know how to turn signal.

[02:08:26] Gear petrol!

[02:08:28] Oh my god, I don't know how to turn signal.

[02:08:30] Gear petrol!

[02:08:32] rolling away hold on father wait father hold on dude what the hell man I thought

[02:08:41] it was shift I thought it was shift arrows what I swear it was shift arrows

[02:08:54] that's how I got it into drive

[02:09:02] Oh, okay, wait, never mind.

[02:09:07] Bro, I'm whipping out the controller.

[02:09:10] I'm whipping out the controller.

[02:09:15] I got this.

[02:09:24] No fuel, no fuel.

[02:09:26] Excuse me?

[02:09:27] Oh, wait, hold on.

[02:09:28] Oh, shit.

[02:09:29] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[02:09:30] works excuse me all right there we go where are my brakes it's not space bar

[02:09:52] There okay at this space bar all right

[02:09:56] Shoo, how do I get get bro? We're still moving

[02:10:05] We stopped I feel like we're good. Can I actually exit my vehicle?

[02:10:11] Was he trolling oh there we go okay reach the city refuel your car at the gas station the pump provides a different fuel type

[02:10:21] I

[02:10:30] Maybe I just need to light it up. We're k we're taking 95 bro. He said diesel. He said diesel

[02:10:37] The wrong fucking pump dude. Are you kidding?

[02:10:43] What the fuck is this I swear he said he's trolling it's 95, right?

[02:10:51] What the fuck is this guy even talking about dude? What the hell is this?

[02:10:56] He said it was on the right. He said he said this shit was on the right

[02:11:07] He said the tank is on the right. I think I'm just not lined up

[02:11:21] Bro, we'd drive around a fuckin' jalopy, man.

[02:11:28] There we go.

[02:11:30] Alright, let's try this again now.

[02:11:35] Chat, he said it was to the right.

[02:11:39] Oh, the parking brake?

[02:11:41] How do I have a parking brake?

[02:11:50] Chad, this game is harder to drive in than real life.

[02:11:58] Holy shit, dude.

[02:12:06] I am not on P. It says... I don't know how to lift up the parking brake.

[02:12:15] Lies.

[02:12:20] Oh my god, it's B.

[02:12:28] Dude, he's teaching me in the shittiest car.

[02:12:37] You're in reverse?

[02:12:38] I don't think so.

[02:12:39] Am I?

[02:12:40] Oh, yeah, I was in reverse.

[02:12:43] Holy shit, it did not look like it.

[02:12:47] Okay, all right, it takes like a second to accelerate.

[02:12:59] I don't even, I don't even fucking know, all right, so can we get some gas refueling?

[02:13:09] You know what?

[02:13:10] Fuck refueling.

[02:13:11] I'm out.

[02:13:12] I'm over it.

[02:13:13] I'm over it.

[02:13:14] I'm driving to the city.

[02:13:15] Fuck the gas.

[02:13:16] Should have filled up. It's always better when you don't have to worry about an empty

[02:13:23] tank. Great, we should have enough to make it to the city.

[02:13:33] Long before I even started racing, I'd rebuilt this fork at least 20 times. Every single

[02:13:39] I'm telling you, you won't find a better car in the whole country.

[02:13:45] That's why I just can't bring myself to sell it.

[02:13:49] Behind this wheel, I feel like the captain of an old ship.

[02:13:54] A ship?

[02:13:55] Yeah, just like the ship of Thesis.

[02:13:58] In Overmyth.

[02:13:59] After Thesis came back from his travels, every single plank in his ship was replaced over time.

[02:14:07] So here's the question. Is it still the same ship or not?

[02:14:13] My folk is just like that. Even the engine's been replaced it

[02:14:18] But it's still my old friend

[02:14:21] And now it's yours to nephew

[02:14:25] Consider it heads up once we hit the tunnel. That's the city limit and there are cameras everywhere

[02:14:33] Let's see what's on the radio

[02:14:35] With all the recent news about that massive wave of investment in tourism, we've decided to dedicate today's episode of Piastras, two bottles of rum, and archaeology, to the history of our wonderful city.

[02:14:46] I'm handing it over to my charming co-host. Stay tuned. It's going to be interesting.

[02:14:50] I'm thrilled to share the story of the city we all love. Back in the far off 18th century, when the world had begun its march toward progress, and our entire city had moved in action.

[02:14:59] They are voices.

[02:15:05] Oh my god.

[02:15:18] Oh shit, my city!

[02:15:20] And are you keeping an eye on the dashboard? Oh my god, it's overheated

[02:15:25] Looks like we're out of coolant must be a leaky

[02:15:29] Somewhere nearest service station is across the branch

[02:15:32] It's that building with the fast drive written across the roof

[02:15:37] Merge into the right lane now. I'll tell you when to make the turn

[02:15:50] What up, man?

[02:15:51] Ah, hold on.

[02:16:00] Alright.

[02:16:03] Tell me when to take the turn, brother.

[02:16:05] Turn here? Take an open bay.

[02:16:11] Dude!

[02:16:13] Yeah, this guy literally hit his brakes right where I need to.

[02:16:20] He's blocking the entrance now.

[02:16:23] Wow, okay dude.

[02:16:31] The brakes in this game are the biggest lie.

[02:16:35] Right here.

[02:16:39] driving repair your car at the service station

[02:16:44] okay stop the car shift the P okay engage parking brake turn off engine

[02:16:54] unbuckle turn off low beams repair all good thing we got insurance as long as

[02:17:01] you take care of your car and keep it tuned up and stay loyal and never let

[02:17:08] you down. But if you get lazy with maintenance, expect the engine to seize or the brakes to fail.

[02:17:16] Always pay attention to the small stuff and replace all consumables on time. Otherwise,

[02:17:23] you'll end up paying more. Much more.

[02:17:26] Oh Bruno he's so so wise

[02:17:35] Continue Uncle Bruno's a good job to get settled in the city

[02:17:39] Don't give me a second. Give me a second, bro. Oh, holy shit. This thing does not like shifting. We just repaired it and I broke it

[02:17:52] I just turn my seatbelt on

[02:17:56] Yeah, where's the radio at?

[02:18:01] Use the car watch.

[02:18:03] Yeah, turning soon.

[02:18:05] I told you which way to go. Let's turn around and start over.

[02:18:10] Are you kidding me? You didn't say anything.

[02:18:22] He did say it.

[02:18:26] Okay, there must be something that does not allow me to switch gears.

[02:18:44] I don't get it what what the fuck happened to the shifter are we in like a new car now

[02:18:58] It changed.

[02:19:05] Okay, there we go.

[02:19:18] Ten right.

[02:19:24] Turn right.

[02:19:43] Here we go, here we go.

[02:19:44] I told you which way to go.

[02:19:47] Let's turn around and start over.

[02:19:50] Are you serious?

[02:19:52] I turned right!

[02:20:00] I turned right!

[02:20:02] Turn right at the intersection.

[02:20:22] Uh-oh.

[02:20:29] Turn right here and pull up to the first bay.

[02:20:32] The gates will open right after payment.

[02:20:35] It's on me.

[02:20:36] Aw, thank you.

[02:20:42] All right, we're getting a car wash here.

[02:20:49] Paper car wash.

[02:20:53] Sure

[02:20:55] We're going in boys

[02:20:59] All right, totally missed the lines

[02:21:09] There we go we good reverse not damn it

[02:21:13] There we go, we're good.

[02:21:21] Park and break.

[02:21:23] Shift to B. Shift to B.

[02:21:35] It feels a lot like a GTA!

[02:21:38] Feels a lot like a GTA!

[02:21:45] Yeah, why is this guy unbuckling?

[02:21:49] Why is this guy unbuckling for a car wash?

[02:22:05] digs. Your new digs? Reach the garage? Alright, let me see here.

[02:22:14] Okay, here we go. We're going

[02:22:29] What a great car wash

[02:22:35] Seat belt

[02:22:37] Drive up to the right

[02:22:39] Yeah, the car.

[02:22:44] Turn left at the intersection.

[02:22:46] Alright, turning left, here we go.

[02:22:52] Go straight.

[02:22:53] Okay, oh, red light.

[02:22:55] What?

[02:22:56] I'm blind.

[02:22:57] Turn left at the intersection.

[02:22:59] Straight.

[02:23:00] Dodge!

[02:23:01] Go straight.

[02:23:02] Keep going straight.

[02:23:03] Wait.

[02:23:04] Keep going straight here, that's an immediate right.

[02:23:12] Okay buddy, are you kidding me, I'm going too fast.

[02:23:18] I told you which way to go.

[02:23:20] Oh really?

[02:23:21] Just sit around and start over.

[02:23:24] Yeah, I'm just going too fast.

[02:23:30] all it is. Fine, I'm going to go for it. Keep going straight here. That's an immediate right.

[02:23:41] Keep going straight here. That's an immediate right. I told you which way to go. I'm done

[02:23:47] with this game. I'm done with this game. Grandpa, get me the GP and get me the, get me the phone,

[02:23:53] dude. He said drive straight to the immediate right. I don't know what, what, what, what,

[02:23:58] What are we talking about here?

[02:24:03] Keep going straight here. That's an immediate right.

[02:24:07] Then it's a- okay. First of all, fuck you. Alright.

[02:24:12] This-

[02:24:12] Then right.

[02:24:13] Okay, okay.

[02:24:15] Keep going straight. The blue door on the right is your garage. Go on, pull in. Don't be shy. We made it.

[02:24:25] There it is, we're in.

[02:24:28] Damn, alright, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on, shoot, shoot. Okay. The crib.

[02:24:42] Live here for the time being. Get some sleep tonight and drop by my place tomorrow morning.

[02:24:48] As we agreed, you'll start working. Here are the garage keys and a shiny new smartphone.

[02:24:55] I'm sure you'll settle in just fine.

[02:24:57] Uncle!

[02:24:57] Really glad we caught up.

[02:24:59] See ya!

[02:25:04] All right, I'm going to rest up until 8 AM.

[02:25:07] Yes, I'm going to sleep 18 hours.

[02:25:16] I don't think I can.

[02:25:17] I don't think it's very difficult to sleep 18 hours.

[02:25:21] Oh my god, my B-phone.

[02:25:24] Oh my god.

[02:25:31] Getting it, uh, settle the end, uh, brother.

[02:25:33] I'm not reading your fucking bullshit, bro.

[02:25:37] All right, open the planner app.

[02:25:39] Are you kidding me right now?

[02:25:42] Are you kidding me, bro?

[02:25:46] Family business, cargo transport, cargo transport license, family business.

[02:25:50] Let's do this.

[02:25:56] Plot your own route and double-click.

[02:25:58] Okay, I think I did it.

[02:26:00] Delete the route by double-clicking.

[02:26:03] Close the app.

[02:26:08] Return to the car by pressing the exit button, or okay.

[02:26:11] Bro, this is game right now, man.

[02:26:13] I mean, it's literally city driving.

[02:26:17] You're fully prepared.

[02:26:19] We're good. Let's go. Alright. This is definitely a video game. Alright. It's like somebody playing.

[02:26:37] I don't even know, never mind.

[02:26:42] Okay, let's see.

[02:26:45] Headlights.

[02:26:46] There they are.

[02:26:50] Let's go.

[02:26:52] Mwaaah!

[02:26:53] What's the radio button?

[02:26:58] Let's see what this AI music is all about.

[02:27:01] I'm hoping mine did.

[02:27:04] Am I hearing a notification right now?

[02:27:20] No truck, lines.

[02:27:22] Oh, weird.

[02:27:24] Wait, is there a music player on this?

[02:27:30] Oh, there is.

[02:27:34] radio. Oh shit. Oh shit. Nothing is playing. Radio.

[02:27:47] PPA!

[02:27:57] That's actually how you use a rotary.

[02:28:04] Somebody drives in the city like this.

[02:28:09] Speeding error, error, error.

[02:28:11] Oh my god.

[02:28:13] Oh my god.

[02:28:19] Oh my god.

[02:28:22] No dude.

[02:28:23] Don't tell grandpa.

[02:28:24] Don't tell him.

[02:28:26] Please.

[02:28:29] Even though it's on the news.

[02:28:34] Wait, did I get fined? Did I just get a jail?

[02:28:39] Oh my god, I went to fucking jail, dude.

[02:28:43] I don't think I gotta go back to the police station, I think we're good.

[02:28:47] Wait, what the hell? The license regent has to transfer all cargo types?

[02:28:57] Wait, do I have to go to- hold on, hold on. Am I actually at the proper location?

[02:29:04] Or is it the building on the other side?

[02:29:08] It kind of looks like this is

[02:29:14] I think I'm supposed to actually

[02:29:18] Yeah, I think it literally fast traveled me to where I needed to go wait, why don't they go to the police station for a cargo license?

[02:29:26] Excuse me.

[02:29:32] What?

[02:29:35] Alright, that's good enough.

[02:29:42] Shift to P.

[02:29:43] Alright, view license.

[02:29:49] Pay fine?

[02:29:50] Nah.

[02:29:51] Alright.

[02:29:52] All right

[02:29:56] Start moving pull out onto the road and turn right

[02:30:00] 15 minutes. Oh shit. Okay. Hold on wait. Oh my god. Oh my god officer. Oh

[02:30:06] Dear I'm nervous. Okay. Hold on

[02:30:10] Hold on. Oh god. Have you drive again?

[02:30:13] Okay

[02:30:16] It where my big oh my I can crash

[02:30:22] Yeah, that better checkpointed very close to the beginning.

[02:30:35] Dude, this game is so much more, dude, the game is way harder than driving in real life,

[02:30:42] okay?

[02:30:43] You got a fumble with WASDA for arrow keys, B, P. Fucking, you don't even know what the

[02:30:51] hell you're even doing bro start moving pull out onto the road and turn right

[02:30:55] with the keyboard and a chat room you don't even play games you don't even know what the

[02:30:58] button presses are you don't even know what you're doing you only play the mainstream games you've

[02:31:02] never even had a different button scheme over compared to just fucking WASDEFG that's all you use

[02:31:09] you don't even know it's a whole different whole different button scheme

[02:31:18] as i was sorry about that sir

[02:31:21] Wait, error 0 of 5? Excuse you, Motherfucker.

[02:31:27] I thought it was 1 of 5 earlier.

[02:31:31] Alright, this thing is not turning on.

[02:31:33] Oh, there we go.

[02:31:36] Okay.

[02:31:38] As we were, we're gonna back out here.

[02:31:42] I don't know where my GPS is.

[02:31:51] There it is.

[02:31:59] Okay, this is what I'm talking about.

[02:32:02] This is what I'm talking about.

[02:32:16] Wapooey!

[02:32:18] Start moving pull out onto the road and turn right

[02:32:31] All right perfect

[02:32:43] Oh, he didn't want me to fully back out like that

[02:32:47] Yeah, wait, how do you I don't even know how to turn signal in this game grandpa skim that section

[02:32:58] Or the headlights off too of course start moving pull out onto the road

[02:33:09] Our headlights are on it's literally the morning man

[02:33:17] Oh my god, the belt!

[02:33:22] Yo, let me turn like this.

[02:33:25] Error one, he's already mad.

[02:33:27] Relax, relax, relax.

[02:33:29] We're gonna do this again.

[02:33:31] Okay, see, we're good.

[02:33:33] We're good.

[02:33:35] Okay.

[02:33:36] What are the turn signals?

[02:33:39] Oh, okay, I got it.

[02:33:40] I got the key bind.

[02:33:41] One tap.

[02:33:42] Turn right.

[02:33:43] Okay.

[02:33:44] turn right okay i'm gonna assume you mean at the end of the not in the parking

[02:33:49] slot right

[02:34:03] turn right are you fucking kidding me

[02:34:10] are you kidding me

[02:34:13] Are you serious? Was it a red light?

[02:34:23] Dude, it was green, bro.

[02:34:35] Okay, this game, I implore you to play this, please.

[02:34:41] This game is literally Forza on crack, okay? Forza is child's play compared to this. This

[02:34:48] is Forza. This is what Forza should be. This is the Dark Souls of driving games.

[02:34:59] Okay, buddy.

[02:35:11] All right, here we go.

[02:35:18] Okay, let's move.

[02:35:23] Start moving.

[02:35:24] Pull out onto the road and turn right.

[02:35:26] Done.

[02:35:27] Roger.

[02:35:28] Roger.

[02:35:29] I'm going to do this legit-ness.

[02:35:39] How was that six a god damn it?

[02:35:41] You need the turn signal

[02:35:57] Start moving pull out onto the road and turn right Roger

[02:36:05] Chill I'm doing this legit

[02:36:07] There that's what up. Are you kidding? How? Bro look at that what dude

[02:36:16] No, that was some pixel bullshit. No dude the guy let him then it shave off half of the buildings pixels

[02:36:24] It was bigger than the actual shit man. I wouldn't have happened in real life

[02:36:30] You need to turn signal immediately

[02:36:33] start moving pull out onto the road and turn right no way hold on hold on wait wait

[02:37:01] wait wait I'm not parents signaling

[02:37:11] I'll take the one error I don't give a shit that's what I was trying to do

[02:37:16] there it is. There it is. Turn right at the intersection. There it is, boys. Easy.

[02:37:45] Where's the radio, sir? Can I use my phone while we drive? You on?

[02:37:49] Oh, you can.

[02:37:51] Can I turn the radio on, sir? Please? No?

[02:37:54] Can we just take my phone out real quick? No?

[02:38:03] Alright, alright!

[02:38:06] Turn right at the intersection.

[02:38:08] Okay, okay!

[02:38:15] Dude, that did not feel like I was going above 40.

[02:38:39] Start moving.

[02:38:40] Pull out onto the road and turn right.

[02:38:43] All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.

[02:38:54] Clean.

[02:39:03] Are you serious, dude? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, the Seafelt.

[02:39:13] I'm sorry man the physical strap of the seatbelt you know you think about it in real life

[02:39:27] I thought of the damn game.

[02:39:29] Maybe if I played GTRP every day and I thought it was real life I would remember these things.

[02:39:37] okay there we go okay perfect and then okay we're going we're going done done

[02:39:56] to a five this guy this guy dude this guy the interstate doesn't like me man

[02:40:01] He's erroring constantly. Okay. I don't think it's my fault.

[02:40:09] Oh my god, I drove past the line. He didn't error me though.

[02:40:15] It's okay.

[02:40:20] Don't worry, he doesn't know. He does this all the time.

[02:40:24] You can't- I don't think EU has a lot of, uh, you turn on red. Can you turn on rights?

[02:40:31] As long as it says that there's a sign that says no turn on red you can or you can

[02:40:38] You never turn as if it's a red and you you always got a way

[02:40:45] Unless it has a sign that says you can

[02:40:54] Turn right

[02:40:56] are you kidding dude no way that was great that was green dude I gunned it

[02:41:07] it was green

[02:41:11] That was green.

[02:41:25] You know what it was?

[02:41:26] True.

[02:41:27] I think it's because it counted it when I was past the line.

[02:41:33] You know what bro?

[02:41:36] I give up.

[02:41:37] I've realized I'm not a driver.

[02:41:48] Seatbelt's on.

[02:41:52] He already hit, he already hit me though.

[02:41:55] He already erred me.

[02:41:58] Turn right.

[02:41:59] All right, hold, hold, hold.

[02:42:28] I'm not past the line.

[02:42:33] I think.

[02:42:39] Yeah, I'm good.

[02:42:43] Okay, can I do this here? Come on.

[02:42:45] Here we go, here we go.

[02:42:49] Here we go. Yeah, this would be a good game to play if you had a setup

[02:42:54] If you want to really try to follow the rules of the road.

[02:43:00] Turn right.

[02:43:12] There it is, boys. That's how you do it right there.

[02:43:16] Go straight.

[02:43:17] He's impressed. I can tell.

[02:43:21] Turn right.

[02:43:24] he's very impressed he doesn't show it he doesn't show it I did not need a turn

[02:43:33] signal but you know what I prefer go straight I want I want I want this guy

[02:43:38] to know I will always have my signal okay even if it is a connected rounded are

[02:43:44] Are you serious, dude? The sense of speed? That was 50? Oh my god.

[02:43:51] I

[02:44:09] Did start moving pull out onto the road and turn right

[02:44:13] These damn lights.

[02:44:22] Alright, here we go.

[02:44:40] right all right the one tap don't worry the three of five is fine it's okay

[02:44:58] here we go here we go here we go

[02:45:10] I'm on a driver exam. I can't turn the radio on. Dumbass.

[02:45:40] right at the intersection.

[02:45:42] No!

[02:45:46] Okay, okay.

[02:45:50] Pedestrian, don't do this, lady! Take that! Hold on, hold on!

[02:46:00] I gotta feather the damn gas.

[02:46:03] The road is closed.

[02:46:10] Alright, holy shit, new content, oh my god.

[02:46:21] turn right at the roundabout

[02:46:38] alright here we go

[02:46:41] excuse me like turn right here

[02:46:44] I don't know I'm going around the roundabout

[02:46:47] you fuck okay you know Sherman okay dude whatever bro okay this game dude

[02:46:59] alright literally driving in real life is a thousand times easier than this

[02:47:03] piece of shit alright and fuck you chat alright I will ban all you and buy you

[02:47:08] this game and if you don't have a hundred hours well fuck you I don't have this

[02:47:11] your shit anymore. Alright. I would literally buy a thousand copies to bet a thousand of

[02:47:20] you and you can have your own hell. Alright. Fuck this game, dude. Do it? I would, but

[02:47:40] That's a lot of transactions and then needing to message a lot of keys fuck that. I'm all set

[02:47:52] I gotta do all that. I'm all good, bro. I got better things to do

[02:47:58] Excuses yeah doing that shit

[02:48:02] turn right

[02:48:04] You know what bro?

[02:48:06] This seat belt this seat belt

[02:48:10] You all talk buddy, I can just all time in Benny brother brother. Okay, relax

[02:48:21] The thing is then I got a check out put it by damn paypal pull out on

[02:48:27] My password and go through all that. I'm all good. I'm too lazy

[02:48:30] Why y'all is thriving to ban because you don't understand bro okay it's a great method

[02:48:46] because then I can make it so what I find as torture software especially from an individual

[02:48:52] who's getting very emotional about the gameplay, I can give him the fucking game and

[02:49:00] it's more hilarious to me if I ban the guy, give him the shit game and he has to play the

[02:49:08] shit game for a hundred hours and then prove it and then I'll unban him.

[02:49:15] It's an emotion, it's hilarious. That's more funny to me. That's content to me.

[02:49:22] this the game sucks and turn right that's not fun I never do that shit on

[02:49:34] state ban that to me that's hilarious

[02:49:45] Wait, what happened?

[02:49:47] Okay, here we go, we got it this time.

[02:49:53] I will say that UIDEM did cook with the number two.

[02:49:57] Heavy immersion right here.

[02:49:59] Oh fuck, oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, okay, we're good.

[02:50:05] For this green light I've ever seen.

[02:50:08] Turn right.

[02:50:09] Okay, we're low.

[02:50:10] Okay, relax.

[02:50:16] I need full concentration.

[02:50:22] Go straight.

[02:50:26] It's like launching a rocket.

[02:50:29] Turn right.

[02:50:32] Clear the comms.

[02:50:36] Oh, I hold up so at this rotary am I exiting on the first right by the way?

[02:50:44] Go straight. I never I never got okay. I'm like I'm going in the rotary and exiting the first exit, okay?

[02:50:52] The roundabout

[02:50:57] See okay here we go

[02:51:00] We got time, bro. One of five errors. All right.

[02:51:09] Turn right at the roundabout. Okay.

[02:51:18] Go straight. Okay.

[02:51:22] Oh! Dude, I just want to gun it sometimes. I'm sorry.

[02:51:30] Straight, I'm going straight, I'm going straight.

[02:51:38] Oh my god, new content. I've never been here. I've never been here.

[02:51:42] Red light.

[02:51:45] Very nice, very nice.

[02:51:49] Very nice.

[02:51:50] We're chilling.

[02:51:53] How's your day, sir? How's your day?

[02:51:56] I know.

[02:51:57] Yeah, that thing where someone made a WoW server and like, it's just like a bunch of, it's literally AI playing all of the different characters and then you can do it like an ant farm.

[02:52:08] I feel like you can do that with GTA RP as well, but it wouldn't be, that would be kind of interesting if you just put a bunch of bots in a GTA RP server and see how the ant farm that shit as well.

[02:52:27] Yeah, I feel like you could do that as well.

[02:52:40] What's a 40?

[02:52:43] Turn left.

[02:52:46] Oh, 40.

[02:52:53] go straight okay turn left

[02:53:04] let's go here okay we're good kind of didn't crash so go straight

[02:53:15] All right, all right, chill, brother, chill.

[02:53:24] Next stop, I need my Amazon badge.

[02:53:30] I then, boom, employed.

[02:53:43] nice very nice I saw the reviews this game just came out the people who brought

[02:53:48] bought the first game were not impressed they were not impressed

[02:53:59] how is the AI of the cars it's probably not that deep bro I don't think I don't

[02:54:07] I don't know, they just followed the traffic lights.

[02:54:15] But a boy, a boy, a boy.

[02:54:17] Why not first person?

[02:54:19] I could do first person.

[02:54:24] Oh my God, the cop, I can see him.

[02:54:30] Turn right.

[02:54:37] All right.

[02:54:44] Go straight.

[02:54:45] I got you, bro.

[02:54:48] It's easier to drive.

[02:54:49] I have to move my mouse.

[02:54:50] It's all keyboard, and then to move his head, you need to use the mouse.

[02:54:53] But two hands are on the keyboard.

[02:54:58] I actually look back there.

[02:55:05] Okay, okay.

[02:55:14] Turn right.

[02:55:18] Alright, we're going right.

[02:55:23] Go straight.

[02:55:28] This is a long fucking test brother.

[02:55:40] Can we finish this shit back?

[02:55:42] Turn right at the intersection.

[02:55:44] Uh oh. Okay, sure.

[02:55:51] We're here. We're here. It's all good. It's all good.

[02:55:55] It's all good.

[02:56:03] All right. All right.

[02:56:07] Follow this guy.

[02:56:09] Oh, my God.

[02:56:16] Go straight.

[02:56:17] Dude that guy's going like 60 in front.

[02:56:24] Are you serious?

[02:56:28] Are you kidding me?

[02:56:29] Are you kidding me?

[02:56:31] Are you kidding me right now?

[02:56:35] I'm stuck bro.

[02:56:36] I gotta, I gotta switch.

[02:56:37] Alright, I was about to switch lanes.

[02:56:42] Turn around at the intersection Excuse me. Excuse me. Turn around. Can I U-turn

[02:56:55] here? Dude, no way! No way!

[02:57:06] Are you serious dude?

[02:57:09] Are you kidding me?

[02:57:10] Bro, fuck this game.

[02:57:13] Nope.

[02:57:14] Fuck this game.

[02:57:19] Nope.

[02:57:20] Nope.

[02:57:23] Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[02:57:27] Uh-uh.

[02:57:28] Uh-uh.

[02:57:29] Uh-uh.

[02:57:31] Uh-uh.

[02:57:32] Uh-uh.

[02:57:33] I don't know.

[02:57:38] I look to the...

[02:57:45] Come the next game it.

[02:57:47] You don't have a license IRL, bro. This game and bro, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you about.

[02:57:52] Literally everything driving related is a thousand times easier IRL. Okay.

[02:57:57] These video games are a lot more potato.

[02:58:03] I

[02:58:05] I

[02:58:12] I

[02:58:19] I

[02:58:26] I

[02:58:31] Oh, yeah, I'll find those again, though, for real.

[02:58:34] Fuck this game.

[02:58:35] All right, next game.

[02:58:39] We're going to a heavily voted for game here.

[02:58:51] Bronco Defender or?

[02:59:00] That's it. Those are the only two.

[02:59:07] That's it.

[02:59:09] Bronco or Defender?

[02:59:12] Dude, the Broncos are nice, man.

[02:59:14] The holy shit cars.

[02:59:16] What do you mean?

[02:59:16] Humber EV, buddy.

[02:59:19] What do you mean, man?

[02:59:24] You said Bronco Defender. I know, they're two different cars.

[02:59:30] Both trash.

[02:59:35] said the guy in the Honda Civic relax buddy

[02:59:47] that's not too far bro the Civic was my first car man Civic is based it was

[02:59:55] actually that was a good ass car actually fuck I complimented him all right

[03:00:01] This game just came out. I never played the first one. I don't know how the hell

[03:00:07] But here we go heavily voted for a game brand new release I

[03:00:24] Don't know what we're getting into here, but it was heavily voted for and well, that's what subsundays all about

[03:00:31] Let me just fix it, because it's not full screening.

[03:00:35] This game is called Fuck's Quest, and it was so popular while they made a sequel, apparently.

[03:00:51] All right, let's see what we got going on!

[03:00:56] Full screen! I have epilepsy.

[03:01:01] You can check this box about epilepsy is disease buddy relax

[03:01:07] Why are you calling it a disease?

[03:01:10] Yeah

[03:01:17] File name

[03:01:19] All right, nighttime in car world. I was just in car world. It is now beds time for fuck

[03:01:42] His name is fuck, okay.

[03:01:55] Fuck's dream.

[03:01:59] Hold on, man.

[03:02:04] Okay, buddy. Alright, if his name was fucking cloud, you guys would be parking. Alright, his name is fuck.

[03:02:09] Alright, shut the fuck up.

[03:02:12] All right, I'm sick of it it's not even pronounced that way. All right, it's ha you don't pronounce the CK

[03:02:22] Hey.

[03:02:40] Whoa.

[03:02:43] Welcome to your dream you're having when you awake.

[03:02:46] You will begin the journey that you like.

[03:02:47] Car world has become cursed.

[03:02:48] Nobody actually knows what the curse is or what it does,

[03:02:50] But it will be up to you to fix it.

[03:02:52] Because other characters must traverse the car road and search for the two Bible Crystals

[03:02:56] and face the curse directly.

[03:02:57] Now go, you must experience very very victory during your journey or else you will not be

[03:03:01] successful.

[03:03:02] Oh my god, is that fucks dead?

[03:03:08] Oh my god.

[03:03:15] Okay.

[03:03:22] You've been in the bathroom for 17 hours.

[03:03:32] You're late for school.

[03:03:33] Ah, damn.

[03:03:34] What did he- what did you feed the kids, man?

[03:03:39] Man!

[03:03:40] Well, who needs beers when you got magazines and good TV too?

[03:03:51] You're such a disappointment

[03:03:58] Well, who needs beers when you got magazines and good TV you're not going to this bathroom, but yes

[03:04:10] What?

[03:04:12] Pissed for good luck?

[03:04:14] Why is this our bathroom?

[03:04:21] Oh my god.

[03:04:24] Excellent. A job well done.

[03:04:27] Dude.

[03:04:28] That sounded like...

[03:04:29] That was literally the sound if you've ever turned on a power washer at fakes.

[03:04:37] Oh my god, my friend.

[03:04:40] Yeah, that's just his accent.

[03:04:45] Yo, did you know you can jump off ledgers like this?

[03:04:49] It's easy no matter how stupid you definitely are.

[03:04:53] Hold your direction button to move into the ledge for a short moment.

[03:04:57] Do not move side to side while you hold the button.

[03:05:00] You will magically jump into the water.

[03:05:02] What?

[03:05:03] I don't get it.

[03:05:10] You know, you can jump all the way to the end of the map and reach up there and hold

[03:05:16] your direction button to move into the ledge for a short moment and do not move side to

[03:05:19] side.

[03:05:20] Alright, I'm just too bad.

[03:05:25] Alright, I'm gone.

[03:05:27] That might be a mechanic eventually.

[03:05:30] Whoa!

[03:05:32] Fuck's House Power Roll, graveyard school.

[03:05:39] Oh yeah, this is the guy that spoke to me in my dream.

[03:05:44] Hello, you can find me in these houses along your dream, and I will advise you on the next steps.

[03:05:48] Please arrive at the school!

[03:05:50] Alright.

[03:05:54] Oh my god, dude, my friends.

[03:05:57] Me and my dad won the most fire-scented-popularity contest.

[03:06:00] We're playing a game called Hell's New World. I'm so good and fun at doing this.

[03:06:07] Blimey Barn Gold Card!

[03:06:09] I can't wait for Hell's New World 2 to come out.

[03:06:13] Me and my dad win the most fire sun popularity contest.

[03:06:17] Okay.

[03:06:18] Well, I'd twist your nutsack off if I could find a little bug.

[03:06:23] I'm winning. I just love spending time.

[03:06:26] What? I don't know what the hell he just said.

[03:06:28] said. Where the hell is school? All right. Uh, is it this way? Oh, yo, it's Chad and his girlfriend.

[03:06:40] Oh, God. I just want to go to school, but they're in the way.

[03:06:45] I ain't got a nice car. I can look at whatever I want. Okay.

[03:06:50] Ha ha. You've not been carrying using right now at this point. Good luck not looking like my idiot.

[03:06:57] Ow!

[03:07:04] Wow, it's you dumbass!

[03:07:07] Can't believe you stuck so much ever since we broke up.

[03:07:10] I am getting muscle.

[03:07:11] Come on, fuck, all the time.

[03:07:13] Ropp, I would hate you for now on, actually.

[03:07:15] Wow!

[03:07:17] Ow.

[03:07:21] Who's this guy?

[03:07:23] What a great time I just had.

[03:07:28] Hey fuck, you know I can open your inventory with tabs?

[03:07:31] Ah yeah, thank you, Mr. My Dad named me John.

[03:07:35] When you get in your item, the things in the menu will flash or glow to guide you to your

[03:07:40] new crap.

[03:07:41] You can have my prize possession to test it out.

[03:07:48] You've got years of sports knowledge, what a useless piece of shit.

[03:07:53] Oh, it's listed under crap.

[03:08:03] Wow. OK.

[03:08:08] Yeah, I got horny sometimes.

[03:08:11] I found a great secret for getting insane XP.

[03:08:13] Sooner or later, it'll be level 1,000.

[03:08:15] Want to know my secret?

[03:08:16] I'll fuck up, idiot.

[03:08:17] Oh my god, they will never cast me I return my car no fire and browse the school now

[03:08:29] the army is after me.

[03:08:31] What?

[03:08:32] Who the heck was that?

[03:08:36] Dr. Zon at shit.

[03:08:39] Ah.

[03:08:40] And bro, he's at, he has like 5 PhDs.

[03:08:45] Oh my god, the principal.

[03:08:56] I like on this school the army is in there.

[03:08:59] Stephry Turkeyhorn recorded his part and brought us to school.

[03:09:03] He has a brother in the law.

[03:09:04] They're looking for the heart.

[03:09:05] Oh god.

[03:09:06] What the hell is this?

[03:09:07] Oh my god.

[03:09:08] Oh my god.

[03:09:09] What is this?

[03:09:11] Oh my God, oh my God.

[03:09:13] Oh my God.

[03:09:19] Listen man, I go to John Shipp High School.

[03:09:26] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

[03:09:28] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

[03:09:36] Dude, I have gimped myself, bro.

[03:09:38] hit and I'm dead. It's over.

[03:09:48] Well you found Demon Wisdom. This is a piece of lore that you can put in a

[03:09:52] demonic protrusion to learn dark secrets. Okay.

[03:10:02] Brother hurry up!

[03:10:08] Oh dude, oh buddy, okay chill, chill, chill, okay.

[03:10:30] There it is boys.

[03:10:32] There it is boys.

[03:10:35] I would say that's why, you know...

[03:10:40] There it is, boys.

[03:10:43] There it is. Easy.

[03:10:46] Our structure...

[03:10:51] Yeah, they updated the body. That's what they describe everything as now.

[03:10:57] Hold on, where does this guy go?

[03:11:01] I wonder if I should go through that door.

[03:11:05] There's currently a 100,000 ton block outside on the other side.

[03:11:14] You can now not open it today.

[03:11:16] Does he see me here?

[03:11:17] Am I dead?

[03:11:18] No.

[03:11:19] Yes.

[03:11:20] No.

[03:11:21] No.

[03:11:25] Hey, put the theta, theta, theta, theta, theta, theta.

[03:11:32] There's another bit.

[03:11:35] I don't think he sees me right here.

[03:11:37] Oh!

[03:11:38] This is the army.

[03:11:41] No, dude.

[03:11:45] Oh, oh my God, respawn dev.

[03:11:50] Dude.

[03:11:51] Whoa.

[03:11:58] Member list?

[03:11:59] I'm the only one in the club?

[03:12:03] Wait a minute.

[03:12:07] Oh god.

[03:12:10] Wait, where happens when they go there?

[03:12:17] Oh.

[03:12:18] Wait, where happens when they go there?

[03:12:20] Oh.

[03:12:26] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[03:12:29] Wait, wait, wait!

[03:12:31] Oh my god, hold on!

[03:12:35] Let's see if they catch here.

[03:12:39] Woah!

[03:12:48] I gotta say this is some of the some very unique voice acting

[03:13:03] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jim, bro, what is this?

[03:13:16] All the illegal fart tape.

[03:13:18] What do I do for the army?

[03:13:20] I do push-ups, yes, sir.

[03:13:22] Oh, now you have to really found the very illegal fart tape.

[03:13:24] I've looked everywhere for that piece of shit.

[03:13:26] How did you find it?

[03:13:27] I'm taking that.

[03:13:28] Haha, let's listen to it.

[03:13:30] Wow, that's dangerous.

[03:13:32] I just know that you've been bravely finding this.

[03:13:34] Here, you can have this since I'd like you to know.

[03:13:36] Oh, shit, okay.

[03:13:42] You gonna get one of those every side?

[03:13:43] Oh, what is this?

[03:13:45] A weapon.

[03:13:46] It makes me cool.

[03:13:50] Maybe I can get the girlfriend back now

[03:13:53] from Muscle Von Fock.

[03:13:58] Maybe she'll think I'm cool again.

[03:14:00] Let's go talk to her.

[03:14:05] Alright, hopefully she doesn't scream when she sees me.

[03:14:10] Oh god!

[03:14:15] She's not impressed.

[03:14:18] What do I do with this?

[03:14:21] Maybe I cross the bridge with it.

[03:14:27] Sure, can I kick bon- can I kick Vaughn's ass?

[03:14:31] Dude, he's gonna one-tap me, bro. Oh, you can go to your house and take a piss to heal. Really?

[03:14:41] Hold on, let me see, one side, one side, one side, let me see. I'll fight him, hold on, hold on.

[03:14:46] Oh, I got that!

[03:14:48] Well, who needs beers when you got magazines and good TV too?

[03:14:52] Okay, dad. Okay.

[03:14:57] Is this true?

[03:15:09] Oh yeah, that is how you heal. Alright, nice.

[03:15:12] Alright, I'm ready now. I'm gonna go kick Chad's ass.

[03:15:20] Where does this lead?

[03:15:22] Oh, yeah, that's a whole different- I think that might be where the graveyard is.

[03:15:28] I don't think I actually hit him, but I'll try.

[03:15:31] He didn't hit me first.

[03:15:34] I ain't got a nice car.

[03:15:37] I can look at whatever I want.

[03:15:40] I bet you suck at using it, especially first me.

[03:15:43] I challenge you to fighting, okay?

[03:15:46] I was gonna kick your ass or kill you, so now I'll chop you to a bitch stew.

[03:15:51] Okay, bro. Oh shit. Oh

[03:16:21] Oh my god!

[03:16:26] No. No.

[03:16:29] Oh my god!

[03:16:48] There is some alive!

[03:16:51] Hahahaha...

[03:16:54] Noooooooo...

[03:16:58] Come on dude.

[03:17:07] Alright hold on.

[03:17:18] Walk away!

[03:17:29] Oh my god!

[03:17:42] Oh my god!

[03:17:45] No!

[03:17:46] Wait, wait!

[03:17:48] Dumb, Dumb up, Dumb up, Dumb up, Dumb up.

[03:17:54] There's no way.

[03:18:02] Oh my God!

[03:18:10] Damned it, Damned it!

[03:18:15] Dude, How do you avoid this?

[03:18:18] He's dead here.

[03:18:28] He's dead!

[03:18:31] The car world gate key.

[03:18:41] Oh, nice man.

[03:18:46] Who's this guy no, please please please carry don't do this. She don't need to do this carry. No

[03:18:52] While you were dating Apple she told me give me a roastie at the party last weekend. It was so hot

[03:18:57] What where did she go and no idea?

[03:19:02] I think a roasties a type of candy or something

[03:19:09] All right, let's see. I don't think I can pass this unless this is the gate key

[03:19:13] Complete the prophecy?

[03:19:16] Fuck, he's 37 years old?

[03:19:22] He's 37?

[03:19:25] Oh my god.

[03:19:29] Oh wait, this is Carworld's graveyard.

[03:19:36] Whoa, wait, maybe I can't do anything here yet.

[03:19:51] He gave me a key.

[03:19:56] Is this in the hole in a demonic protrusion to learn dark secrets?

[03:20:05] Or not?

[03:20:05] Oh my god, access days?

[03:20:06] No.

[03:20:13] There is another place over here, let me show you.

[03:20:18] I talked to you.

[03:20:19] Me, my dad, won the most fire sun pop.

[03:20:21] Me, my dad, won the most fire sun pop in the airy contest.

[03:20:25] Yeah, but I already did.

[03:20:28] Uh, I could.

[03:20:30] Maybe I can insert an item in there, even though I already turned it on.

[03:20:35] It kinda does look like I can.

[03:20:37] Yeah, I'll go talk to the ghost.

[03:20:40] Yeah, I can't, I can't like, insert something there.

[03:20:50] Where's the ghost at?

[03:20:52] What happened?

[03:20:54] I'm pretty sure going to the right is the only way it is car world

[03:21:05] oh my god

[03:21:15] My rules deal with it. How can you open this please go find out?

[03:21:23] We got you will now take this item for me for adventure assistance. Oh

[03:21:30] My god fall to the chain the Bible crystal. Oh shit

[03:21:37] My farts my rules deal with it, okay

[03:21:45] Help direct me to God.

[03:21:52] Okay.

[03:21:55] Wait, maybe I should try hitting him.

[03:22:03] Nope.

[03:22:05] He doesn't want to go there.

[03:22:14] That does not work. Beach Army Base, Cleanville School.

[03:22:22] Whoa, World War IIs?

[03:22:31] I used to suck at S-Quest II until I started buying sex food and survival fluid.

[03:22:36] And did you know you will be rejuvenated anytime you enter a boss battle?

[03:22:40] What?

[03:22:42] weird ass tutorial guy

[03:22:45] I love when I go to school

[03:22:49] tips and advice, or you tell someone about the funny part from a movie

[03:22:53] you like they actually don't give a fuck at all and just let you

[03:22:56] want you to shut up

[03:23:00] restaurant? I like my dog, but he's not that much

[03:23:03] whoop whoop whoop whoop

[03:23:08] okay

[03:23:11] Okay. Yeah, you should have left the beer.

[03:23:16] Bang! I just shot you and now you're dead.

[03:23:20] Well, I ain't just kidding. No!

[03:23:27] What the hell is this man?

[03:23:31] This guy looks normal.

[03:23:32] Power away! Leave me alone!

[03:23:35] I decide I'm the best player in the world. I will challenge you to the game of Christ.

[03:23:41] Oh my god, how much money I've ate?

[03:23:44] Uh-oh.

[03:23:49] Why did I do this?

[03:23:55] What?!

[03:24:02] I'm winning I'm losing okay good wait am I is it any I don't know if I'm stripes or

[03:24:27] solids

[03:24:33] Okay, yeah, this is so rigged

[03:24:44] Excuse me

[03:24:49] Oh my god, oh my god, whoops

[03:24:53] Wait!

[03:25:16] There it is, boys.

[03:25:18] That's how you do it right there, boys. Easy.

[03:25:21] Easy.

[03:25:22] Nice job!

[03:25:23] A good first price to you on seven.

[03:25:28] Easy.

[03:25:31] Okay.

[03:25:33] Please find some hell's weaponry and bring it to me.

[03:25:45] This guy is such a preventer.

[03:25:47] I'm mostly damn, uh, damn sick of reduced profits.

[03:25:52] Uh...

[03:25:55] Live another day?

[03:25:59] One second, chat.

[03:26:05] M-m-m-mo!

[03:26:17] I got a bit so bad hold on

[03:29:17] I

[03:29:19] I

[03:29:45] Alright

[03:29:49] What do we have here? Who's this guy?

[03:29:54] Being a clown sure as rough lol. I heard my brother has

[03:29:58] His own successful circus somewhere while I just sit here and fuck my ass. Nobody is worse at their job than me

[03:30:08] Who's this guy? Oh that was

[03:30:10] Go out I don't let you into places like this. Okay. Oh, that was Mike's horny pizza. They're connected

[03:30:19] can you hand me my towel I'm too old to reach it I'm at jail instead of in jail it

[03:30:26] rules right now is me I used to I used to receptionist here before they fired me

[03:30:32] lol okay enemies inbound they are winning do something okay the jail

[03:30:41] receptionist I can't get me out of here it ain't no matter what you do

[03:30:46] Oh, yeah, it's turkey horn.

[03:30:51] Okay, interesting village.

[03:30:53] Why don't you come get a burger or two?

[03:30:55] Home cooking, what the fuck are you gonna eat?

[03:30:58] Food is for losers. I want some of the food.

[03:31:02] Oh!

[03:31:09] Oh, I can't afford anything.

[03:31:12] My phone number on the world's most famous phone numbers list. Eat that.

[03:31:16] North Central Isle is actually Illuminati headquarters and the tribesmen are watchdogs

[03:31:23] Okay, I'm so hungry. I could eat a horse

[03:31:26] I was wanted to join the car with Art, but I am such a stupid bitch lol

[03:31:30] Can you help me?

[03:31:34] I think you sucks every time and I suck too. I can always help you. I love you

[03:31:40] You can give them this drawing I drew myself to convince them of bad-ass enough to become the army's new soldier

[03:31:57] Thank you so much for how you will now proceed to help me everyone always hates me so now you will help

[03:32:03] Yeah, he's my friend bro. Okay. He's my friend. I'mma help him. All right. I'mma help him. Oh

[03:32:08] Oh shit dude the gains mental health ups

[03:32:18] okay this guy looks like he's built I work out 90 hours a week and when I'm

[03:32:25] not working out I'm exercising I don't work out bitch but I lost my required

[03:32:30] barbell plate and can't crank these fine this week of mine we get a quest here

[03:32:37] boys chill the first fucks quest came out in 1998 this is the same day no way

[03:32:48] It is, wait, I don't know, really?

[03:33:05] That's crazy.

[03:33:11] Hello New World, uh, and then he's also making this one, I don't know where.

[03:33:18] That's crazy!

[03:33:20] Oh my god.

[03:33:21] I just simply cannot be deceived.

[03:33:23] You got it?

[03:33:24] Now I'm untrickable.

[03:33:25] Can't fool me.

[03:33:26] I've been guarding my treasure for the last six of years.

[03:33:28] I've not looked away from it.

[03:33:31] Can I open or take my treasure kit this time?

[03:33:43] Alright, we gotta go give the army his drawing.

[03:33:46] This is huge though.

[03:33:53] I shouldn't go in there.

[03:33:54] But maybe.

[03:33:55] But maybe.

[03:33:56] Let me see.

[03:33:58] Ow!

[03:33:59] Shit!

[03:34:02] Nope.

[03:34:03] Whoa.

[03:34:11] Ow!

[03:34:12] Oh my god.

[03:34:16] Whoa! Oh yeah, a new fact! Find Demon Wisdom! Oh yeah, I need more Demon Wisdom. Oh, this

[03:34:27] looks like the temple.

[03:34:29] Oh, these farts are making me horny!

[03:34:33] Oh fuck, the sight wearing, the amount of personal injury, the critical damage, the

[03:34:38] amount of understanding of the carats. So far you have a cover of the Dark Secrets of

[03:34:40] 1 out of 10 protrusions. Find 4 more and I will give you a reward.

[03:34:43] Okay, I'll be back man, I'm still looking!

[03:34:48] Who's this guy?

[03:34:52] You're like, I can't get to the other side.

[03:34:56] Alright, I'll be back there.

[03:34:59] I-I know I gotta go to the army.

[03:35:02] That's over to the right side though!

[03:35:05] Wait, I went here but it didn't show the...

[03:35:08] Yeah, it didn't show.

[03:35:13] Oh, who's this guy?

[03:35:18] I can think about corn for a long time without stopping.

[03:35:25] My stupid corn hasn't grown in 500.

[03:35:27] I would love to see my new corn lull and curtain corn here.

[03:35:31] Okay.

[03:35:32] Hi.

[03:35:33] I

[03:35:36] Spent my afternoon thinking wildly about this the curse they've been talking about big mistake. I'm not successfully scared. Oh

[03:35:44] My god

[03:35:48] Okay, that house is not happening

[03:35:51] There's literally nothing here!

[03:36:02] Oh, this is the way to the army.

[03:36:06] Yo, I can't do sh-

[03:36:10] Oh, I never actually went across there, let me go above.

[03:36:17] I can't really fight them.

[03:36:20] Yeah, the stick doesn't do any damage.

[03:36:37] Let's see what's up here.

[03:36:40] Oh!

[03:36:43] Oh, that's where the army's at.

[03:36:52] I somehow need to get over to that side.

[03:36:56] Oh, I haven't gone south here either.

[03:37:05] You can't walk through the bushes.

[03:37:08] Oh, this might be something.

[03:37:16] The beach.

[03:37:17] Where's this guy?

[03:37:23] I wish I was rich people.

[03:37:25] Rich people means they got boats.

[03:37:29] Oh my god.

[03:37:34] I'm not going back in there.

[03:37:52] There's a wall right there.

[03:38:06] More left?

[03:38:07] I can't go any further left.

[03:38:08] It's a dead end.

[03:38:11] I need to go back to the village.

[03:38:16] Maybe there's a vendor that sells like a better weapon or something

[03:38:22] Why don't you come get a burger or two?

[03:38:27] Why don't you come get a burger or two?

[03:38:36] I need to go and piss in order to heal and I can't. Oh down here

[03:38:46] What's this guy?

[03:38:47] Nobody wants to play with maaaam!

[03:38:51] You just talked to me or talked to me right now, I'm very proud of you for this.

[03:38:56] What?!

[03:39:02] This goes back here.

[03:39:04] Dude, I've explored the whole map and I'm lost.

[03:39:10] And I'm gonna die here.

[03:39:13] Hop the hell out.

[03:39:16] Oh no.

[03:39:19] AHHHHHH!

[03:39:24] Okay.

[03:39:27] It smells like bones in here.

[03:39:31] You're the map will show you the last place you died, so you can resume enjoyment.

[03:39:35] What?

[03:39:36] I'm dying here.

[03:39:38] Oh my god, my ghost.

[03:39:41] Oh, the ghost's hurt.

[03:39:45] FUS RO BOOS

[03:39:47] Did you hear, Mr.

[03:40:14] I can't try going back into the school, but I already kind of did everything

[03:40:30] They're never going here. Nope. Yeah, I hate wow

[03:40:44] Look into my known store. Will you do shopping?

[03:40:48] I'm not even rob your store right now.

[03:40:52] Sword of Terry, 10 grand?

[03:40:57] Okay.

[03:41:02] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[03:41:05] Oh shit, hold on.

[03:41:07] No way, I could've healed here the whole time.

[03:41:09] Oh my god!

[03:41:10] If I'm glad you're I have classic quests for you for games, you know the one where you find toilet paper for the guy

[03:41:16] Well, that's me now. Find me some damn quick first toilet

[03:41:19] Okay

[03:41:24] I can't wait to get up there this weekend and go load up my truck with the right bowls fishing poles

[03:41:28] We're gonna take the kids around here show them the bow down there. I have to make bombings do old barn

[03:41:32] You can have a good time just for it. It's time a good time. Who's our horny boy?

[03:41:35] But I can't take this one, this fuck-ish on the bathroom.

[03:41:41] Oh my god.

[03:41:47] Oh, back to where you came from.

[03:41:53] You need a goddamn egg for my chickens?

[03:41:57] I know I want to fucks my chickens.

[03:41:59] What the hell?

[03:42:00] I

[03:42:05] Sorry I went in the whole barn area

[03:42:09] Dude where the hell is the toilet paper in this shit, dude, maybe ass has some

[03:42:20] I need toilet paper and I need to get to the army is what I need to do

[03:42:25] Yeah, I could never do this game. This is like actually a testament to the human soul.

[03:42:34] This game. I guess right here I haven't discovered. Yeah, I don't think I could literally never make

[03:42:44] this. I don't know how. It's too rotted. You can get on the wall behind the house. There

[03:43:00] There it is. Skills. The three tap. What the hell are these?

[03:43:03] Ah! What the hell are these? Wait.

[03:43:09] Ah! God damn it.

[03:43:20] Oh my god dude whatever

[03:43:37] Still check.

[03:43:47] Maybe they have something.

[03:43:52] I twist your nutsack off of what me and my dad won the most fun of some popular contest.

[03:43:59] Tough game.

[03:44:00] You know what man?

[03:44:04] Kind of.

[03:44:05] Check the wells in town, all the wells have some loot.

[03:44:14] Let me go through this man, this is clearly a very important part in the game.

[03:44:19] You can't, I don't think there's anything in the wells.

[03:44:21] Alright, here we go.

[03:44:48] I wonder if I can get them to kill each other.

[03:44:55] Well...

[03:45:07] Hehehe, okay.

[03:45:12] This game's sound effects are actually insane.

[03:45:18] Oops.

[03:45:34] Whoa!

[03:45:36] Ow!

[03:45:40] Break that shit.

[03:45:48] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:45:58] Oh, shi-yo!

[03:46:12] Big, big upgrade!

[03:46:14] Oh my god, I can break grass now.

[03:46:19] Oh my god.

[03:46:23] What the hell?

[03:46:25] Dude, this is like, bro, this is like Zelda?

[03:46:30] This is literally, this is like old school Zelda, dude.

[03:46:37] I just opened up like Mickey Mouse.

[03:46:44] Should I follow him?

[03:46:57] Uh oh.

[03:47:00] What?

[03:47:01] What? I will finally not let you pass through an area my dream has come through.

[03:47:07] That's a cool sword you have, so I'm sure because I have impervious to sword.

[03:47:11] Uh-oh.

[03:47:13] Oh shit, I see what to do.

[03:47:31] Oh

[03:47:43] Dude what

[03:47:56] All right, here we go here we go

[03:48:01] Come on, come on!

[03:48:12] This is an able to do shit so bad!

[03:48:24] Ow, fuck! Ow!

[03:48:31] Alright, here we go, here we go.

[03:48:47] Oh!

[03:49:00] Ow!

[03:49:01] Yeah, it's supposed to be this intense.

[03:49:13] Ow!

[03:49:47] Ow!

[03:49:58] Come on!

[03:50:00] Ow, Slug!

[03:50:02] Ow!

[03:50:11] Come on!

[03:50:17] Oh, fuck!

[03:50:21] Dude, this is such a long boss fight.

[03:50:37] Nooooo!

[03:50:44] I did it.

[03:50:45] Hey, get out of my ass!

[03:50:47] You're the most assault fighter I've fought just now.

[03:50:49] I'm not laying here and will ruin the fence list.

[03:50:51] What are you going to do?

[03:50:52] Deliver the final blow trying to piss on him again that left my ass off?

[03:50:58] Here, take this. She told you that!

[03:51:03] He gave me five?

[03:51:04] Hey, get out of my ass!

[03:51:06] His corpse exploded into the formation of a map with directions to God.

[03:51:16] I bet some freak really wants this.

[03:51:19] What the hell?

[03:51:23] Whoa.

[03:51:25] Oh, I can't get up there.

[03:51:31] Yeah, the guy near the school?

[03:51:38] Uh, I have to go all the way around to get to the school.

[03:51:53] Alright, who's it? What did he do?

[03:51:55] No! No!

[03:51:59] The spinning head guy at the bridge?

[03:52:02] There's an apathetic school. There's that, but I think I need bombs.

[03:52:07] I think I need to go around.

[03:52:12] Oh, wait a minute.

[03:52:18] Oh, who's this guy?

[03:52:20] get the crystals whoa hello and would you like to go fishing lol gone fishing as

[03:52:26] they say it cost 10 sure my record is to an official I bet you can't eat that

[03:52:50] Oh

[03:53:16] Shit I couldn't get it

[03:53:20] I'm so dead. I'm so dead, bro. 39. Holy shit, man. Controlling that was kind of difficult.

[03:53:32] You probably get something for doing this. If I can. Alright, here we go. Here we go.

[03:53:43] You can't control it this way.

[03:54:06] 200

[03:54:36] Oh

[03:55:06] Oh shit! I'm getting hit by everything.

[03:55:31] I'm so dead. I'm so dead.

[03:55:36] Bro, you literally bounce around, bro. You bounce around, dude!

[03:55:42] One side.

[03:56:06] the

[03:56:32] Yeah, maybe it gives you something.

[03:56:42] Let me go back to the school.

[03:56:49] Oh wait, you know I can go here now.

[03:56:57] Who lives in here?

[03:57:03] Whoa!

[03:57:04] Wow, one fucking nerd lives here with all these books.

[03:57:07] One book has a weird thing, we can lock it.

[03:57:09] You don't have to keep to open it.

[03:57:11] Alright, well now we know we can come back there.

[03:57:17] Everywhere else was blocked off.

[03:57:19] Maybe I can go kill that guy who wanted to die.

[03:57:25] Are the dude by the bridge over here?

[03:57:28] That's dude.

[03:57:32] You found the map though? What do you mean I got it? Can I have it?

[03:57:34] Sure.

[03:57:36] I will now do the map's instructions.

[03:57:48] Okay.

[03:57:49] He's dead.

[03:57:51] He's dead.

[03:57:53] Wait a minute, but he cleared the path.

[03:57:55] Oh my god, the barbell for that guy, it all connects.

[03:58:09] Where was this barbell guy again?

[03:58:11] Was he here?

[03:58:13] No.

[03:58:15] Barbell guy?

[03:58:16] Oh, let's show this to his brother here.

[03:58:23] I work out 90 hours a week when I'm not working out

[03:58:33] Oh shit

[03:58:53] I work out 90 hours a week and when I'm not working out, I'm exercising.

[03:59:22] Alright, this is a backyard. Oh, well.

[03:59:24] Um...

[03:59:26] Oh, what, what am I gonna do?

[03:59:31] What? Well, who in asses bones is that? That should come down here now.

[03:59:37] Oh, looks like it's gonna kill me.

[03:59:42] Oh, what, what am I gonna do?

[03:59:46] My least favorite nephew, no lol. Listen kid, I am beyond fucked.

[03:59:50] I came down here looking for hell's weaponry, but there's a big problem. I haven't farted in days

[03:59:54] Just haven't had the time to visit and get around to it. I'm too bloated. I'm gonna die here anyways

[03:59:58] You can look at this place on your map if you get bored

[04:00:05] Thank you

[04:00:20] Really?

[04:00:36] No! Stop it!

[04:00:50] Oh my god, hold on, hold on.

[04:00:56] Nice.

[04:00:57] I checked the right path.

[04:01:00] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[04:01:08] Oh, there's the key.

[04:01:13] I didn't even see that area.

[04:01:16] Nice!

[04:01:17] Nice!

[04:01:18] I might need to go down there first.

[04:01:23] Ow!

[04:01:24] How was the rat showing you can jump down?

[04:01:29] Weird.

[04:01:30] I may have missed what was ever-

[04:01:46] Ow! Ow! Ow, fuck!

[04:01:50] I missed what was down there. Was there a broken wall? Oh, there was?

[04:01:56] I can always go back after.

[04:01:58] Dude!

[04:02:05] Worth it.

[04:02:16] Maybe eventually I get like bombs or something and I can throw them.

[04:02:27] Oh

[04:02:40] Okay, the range is BS

[04:02:57] Uh-oh.

[04:02:59] Ow! Are you kidding me, bro?

[04:03:03] Uh-oh. Dude, I might fully die-die.

[04:03:10] I might fully die-die. Apparently, a person in the priest room has dissolved. Potential die-die here.

[04:03:23] No!

[04:03:27] Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[04:03:37] Oh, nice, I'm right here!

[04:03:47] I'm not sure about that.

[04:03:54] That's fine.

[04:03:59] That's fine.

[04:04:07] That's fine.

[04:04:12] That's fine.

[04:04:13] That's fine.

[04:04:14] That's fine.

[04:04:15] it

[04:04:45] What do we got? What do we got?

[04:04:53] Oh, wait a minute

[04:04:58] What do we have here?

[04:05:00] E bastards with the e-sortie eat the thing

[04:05:04] Ah, wisdom. I think that means this is a boss fight. Oh my god

[04:05:08] Oh, there we go.

[04:05:15] Hey, can I come over here themselves?

[04:05:27] Get away from me!

[04:05:34] Oh, and it broke.

[04:05:37] Oh my god.

[04:05:42] Am I beating this today?

[04:05:46] I don't know how long is it.

[04:05:59] I wonder if he actually presses the button.

[04:06:11] No!

[04:06:19] No!

[04:06:20] I need him to go the other way.

[04:06:29] Wait, wait, wait, I need to go up?

[04:06:38] I need him to go left?

[04:06:41] I'm gonna round, okay.

[04:06:46] I'm not sure if this turn...

[04:06:59] There it is, boys. There it is. There it is.

[04:07:13] You found a fireball spell. Girls still don't like you, though, lol. Fuckna has a mana-style

[04:07:21] thing on the HUD. You may now buy more spells at World War IIs in Cleanville. Shit, man.

[04:07:29] How do I use my fireballs?

[04:07:33] How do I use my sheeve?

[04:07:38] Maybe now I can break that wall.

[04:07:42] Yeah, you never told me how I could use this.

[04:07:47] Never told me how I could use this shit.

[04:07:53] Fireball. Shoot a fireball. Oh, I have to actually equip it.

[04:07:58] I'm so strong!

[04:08:28] Okay, nope. That's not it. That's not it.

[04:08:41] Ah, there he is.

[04:08:48] Blind!

[04:08:49] What?

[04:08:50] Oh my god, I didn't see that.

[04:09:05] Oh my god, okay.

[04:09:28] Alright, doesn't always give you mana back.

[04:09:31] Oh, there we go.

[04:09:33] They actually dropped the mana.

[04:09:38] I swear that looks like you can't break it.

[04:09:47] You need a clean bill, well Boski, if you were to open the...

[04:09:50] I swear you can't...

[04:09:51] That looks like freaking cloth.

[04:09:52] Oh.

[04:09:53] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:54] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:55] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:56] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:57] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:58] Oh, fuck!

[04:09:59] Oh, fuck!

[04:10:00] Oh, fuck!

[04:10:01] Oh, fuck!

[04:10:02] Oh, fuck!

[04:10:03] Interesting. What am I doing here? What the hell am I doing here?

[04:10:23] Can I burn it?

[04:10:25] Can I burn it all down?

[04:10:29] Whoa.

[04:10:33] I knew you could do that. I was just seeing if you guys knew.

[04:10:40] Demon wisdom. Oh my god, everything disappeared.

[04:10:43] Everything disappeared.

[04:10:53] Oh, we're here!

[04:10:59] Whoa!

[04:11:04] That changed everything.

[04:11:06] What in the motherfuck is this?

[04:11:09] Please drop it.

[04:11:11] Bro, I need you to actually

[04:11:15] How do you drop the bomb that's how

[04:11:24] You found hell's weaponry hellish beast wreak havoc on us as making targets fuck could never use this oh nice

[04:11:32] That must be to the other secret room that gives us that that's huge upgrade huge upgrade

[04:11:41] Am I able to throw bombs here?

[04:11:48] Yes.

[04:11:51] I'll go to that other other spot.

[04:12:21] right now before proceeding.

[04:12:32] Whoops, I went the wrong way.

[04:12:34] What the hell?

[04:12:50] I'm a clown.

[04:12:51] Want to poop?

[04:12:52] Get the joke.

[04:12:53] Wow, fucking finally.

[04:12:54] It's stupid customer.

[04:12:55] My circus is falling apart because nobody comes here and I don't know why I can't get

[04:12:56] any business.

[04:12:57] I feel like I'm making fuck as an idiot.

[04:12:58] It was a lie.

[04:12:59] I nearly bankrupt.

[04:13:00] Are you going to fucking play with me?

[04:13:01] It was a lion nearly bankrupt. Are you gonna play or not it cost five dollars?

[04:13:06] All right, okay, give me your five and get the fucking never start your personal for vacation when you enter

[04:13:16] This is the game

[04:13:31] I

[04:14:01] Oh my god dude.

[04:14:08] Cheese bro!

[04:14:10] Hold on, you're infected by that damn clown!

[04:14:17] Ow!

[04:14:25] I'm a clown, want proof?

[04:14:27] Oh

[04:14:36] Now the range of this is some BS

[04:14:57] Dude those things are so bad

[04:15:23] Randomly went the long way

[04:15:27] I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke. I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke.

[04:15:34] One of all, one of all, one of all!

[04:16:04] I'm a clown want proof here's a joke

[04:16:34] Alright here we go.

[04:17:04] yeah oh my god this thing

[04:17:15] oh my god dude

[04:17:24] all right I'm shooting fireballs on the third base

[04:17:34] I lost so many of the bombs.

[04:17:43] I'm a clown, want proof, give us a joke.

[04:17:51] Ow!

[04:17:52] Ow!

[04:17:53] Ow!

[04:17:54] I'm sorry dude, there's so much

[04:18:16] Yo dude, this is fucking difficult, bro.

[04:18:22] It is literally a cluster of shit happening, man!

[04:18:37] He probably gives you an insane thing for this.

[04:18:40] I'm a clown, want proof?

[04:18:42] Get the joke!

[04:18:44] Oh, my phone! Book up, mate!

[04:18:54] Ow! Ow!

[04:19:03] Ow! Ow! Ow!

[04:19:05] Fuck!

[04:19:10] Ow!

[04:19:12] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:19:13] Bro, you get bounced around all this shit, bro!

[04:19:16] Oh my god!

[04:19:20] Oh, fuck!

[04:19:22] I'm a clown, want proof, give the joke.

[04:19:52] oh my god dude okay

[04:20:22] Yeah, this clown is actually going to make the 500, if you want it.

[04:20:38] I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke.

[04:20:58] Ow, are you kidding? Are you kidding?

[04:21:01] Ow, ow, ow!

[04:21:03] What?

[04:21:05] Ow!

[04:21:06] Oh my god, dude, okay.

[04:21:31] I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke.

[04:21:36] Subtraction proof. Credentials check out.

[04:21:43] Oh fuck!

[04:21:50] Ow!

[04:21:57] Oh fuck!

[04:22:01] Oh my god dude. Bro. Try to kill the clown.

[04:22:14] Yes dude, the clusterfuck of all this.

[04:22:21] Ow!

[04:22:24] And then then then,

[04:22:25] one and a one and a one and a one and a one and a one.

[04:22:29] I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke.

[04:22:59] No!

[04:23:01] No!

[04:23:03] Ouch!

[04:23:07] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[04:23:09] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[04:23:14] Damn, I have zero bombs.

[04:23:16] All right, I only got a couple of attempts left.

[04:23:32] I'm a clown, want proof, here's the joke.

[04:23:42] Oh

[04:24:12] Oh my god dude I was trying to just play the frickin movement route.

[04:24:34] I was close.

[04:24:35] Just feel the mind of money!

[04:24:45] I'm a clown, want proof? Here's a joke!

[04:25:05] Okay, okay, you know what?

[04:25:34] We're gonna next game it, but this is a great game.

[04:25:37] Fox Quest 2, insane, such a good game.

[04:25:41] Such a good game, holy moly.

[04:25:49] That was great, honestly, the VA, every character's VA

[04:25:52] is just better and better and better.

[04:25:55] Our next game.

[04:26:04] Next game.

[04:26:24] We are going to another brand new release here.

[04:26:31] It might be a quick alt f4, let's see, or it might be really good.

[04:26:43] The next game is known as...

[04:26:53] You are the monster.

[04:27:01] Ah, the monster.

[04:27:06] Excuse me?

[04:27:09] Blay.

[04:27:13] Gragid.

[04:27:15] Oh, we can only play the Kraken.

[04:27:19] Mutations? I don't have anything.

[04:27:24] Alright, did I turn music off? What the heck?

[04:27:27] Your goal is to kill humans, survive, and grow in power until you are unstoppable, okay?

[04:27:32] Do you have a chance to drop life orbs?

[04:27:35] Response units have a chance to drop power orbs.

[04:27:38] Okay, sounds good.

[04:27:43] 13 minutes to survive.

[04:27:45] Let's go hard.

[04:27:48] Oh five is maxed oh

[04:28:05] My god

[04:28:18] Okay, okay, we're outing, we're outing, chill.

[04:28:28] I escaped a sushi restaurant.

[04:28:33] It is now my turn to make you a sashimi.

[04:28:36] Uh-oh, the police are here.

[04:28:40] Right of Vortex? Oh, shit.

[04:28:54] I think I'm doing it.

[04:29:08] So I'm not turning it.

[04:29:10] All about turning it

[04:29:34] I think this run the cars gives you xp

[04:29:36] Dude, I'm barely a threat.

[04:29:43] There's a range of this, there's nothing, oh my god, the police, you don't need that

[04:30:00] anymore. More damage, get the basketball cart. Slam down destroying all humans. Nice. These

[04:30:23] These mutlifuckers are too spread out.

[04:30:36] This vacuum is not it.

[04:30:43] Oh

[04:30:54] XP

[04:30:56] the

[04:31:15] Uh-oh

[04:31:26] Nice nice a natural at this

[04:31:37] That gives you a lot

[04:31:45] I

[04:31:54] Let's travel we're going

[04:32:00] We live in this part of the city

[04:32:04] Traveling eastbound

[04:32:10] Eastbound

[04:32:12] Yeah, cops still think it's a prank or something.

[04:32:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:32:33] You're saying there's a giant crustacean downtown.

[04:32:38] Multiple calls.

[04:32:40] I believe in you auto upgrades. I believe in you

[04:32:49] Can you make it so auto plays

[04:32:55] That'd be nice

[04:32:57] Oh, we got some warbs.

[04:33:09] We got some warbs.

[04:33:17] Zoom, zoom.

[04:33:24] Zimmy Zimmy.

[04:33:44] Sure brother, sure, sure.

[04:33:49] This game is kind of whatever dude. Alright, next game as we continue. Actually, whatever

[04:34:03] All right.

[04:34:13] All right.

[04:34:23] Oh, shit, hold on.

[04:34:33] Uh, Lyric finally beat the clown minigame in Fox Quest 2 and moved on.

[04:34:53] That's a lie, AI summary.

[04:34:55] Now playing You Are the Monster is a crack in escaping a sushi restaurant trying to vacuum

[04:34:59] up humans with a tiny range.

[04:35:02] Ah, I'd say that was correct. Yep, I did do that. I did. Yes.

[04:35:08] Correct.

[04:35:09] Mm-hmm. Nailed it.

[04:35:18] Alright, we got another game here known as...

[04:35:22] Oh, I am not a fan of this art style.

[04:35:29] I never liked this style, but the game has really good reviews and was voted for and came

[04:35:33] out this week or something.

[04:35:35] So let's see anyways.

[04:35:37] Let's see.

[04:35:42] We are looking at tabletop tavern.

[04:35:48] What do we got going on here?

[04:35:55] We got tanks, swordsmen, bowmen, and a pikeman.

[04:36:12] Oh, you can select the hero.

[04:36:18] Ah hell, they're like dinosaurs.

[04:36:24] We're going to go with the Yorks.

[04:36:29] Goblins and a troll.

[04:36:36] I

[04:37:06] Come on, come on.

[04:37:15] What happened here?

[04:37:25] PS1 loading times? Shaders maybe. What is going on here? We might be playing some UFC

[04:37:41] is. Yeah, I told you it was an orange subsunday. Did I not? Yeah, what the hell is going on

[04:38:07] here is that a bug dude how do you crash man what are we doing here try that

[04:38:21] again name better PC

[04:38:37] Oh, maybe I should have a new campaign.

[04:38:53] I just love, I just hit the continue button.

[04:39:23] really really dude I honestly fucks quest was probably the best game of

[04:39:34] I was like actually amazing

[04:39:44] Abandoned you campaign

[04:39:52] I'm playing the one bugged army

[04:39:54] I'm playing the one bugged army

[04:39:56] I'm playing the one bugged army

[04:39:58] I'm playing the one bugged army

[04:40:00] and

[04:40:06] and

[04:40:31] I

[04:40:49] Um

[04:41:01] Our drives are not full. I don't think I can finish a fuck's quest. It's probably like

[04:41:13] a long game are like, you know, not five plus hours.

[04:41:30] Yeah, it does not work.

[04:41:37] Yeah, it doesn't work chat. I don't know I could try a different one

[04:41:46] It's not working dude

[04:41:49] Do we do a technical and go do some UFC agreed I

[04:41:56] agreed

[04:42:00] Agreed

[04:42:02] chat. That was the last game of

[04:42:08] I don't know what to tell you

[04:42:12] know, he's prestige too.

[04:42:19] What do you mean man?

[04:42:23] Where's the PlayStation?

[04:42:28] new back rooms game.

[04:42:41] There's a new back rooms game every week.

[04:42:48] And they all use the same yellow layout.

[04:42:58] It's like Deb's first game level.

[04:43:17] How about Mecha Chameleon? True. I could join random lobbies.

[04:43:28] It's in the game.

[04:43:32] It's in the game.

[04:43:43] What's my setback to?

[04:43:44] All right, all right, here we go boys

[04:44:11] Here we go here we go

[04:44:15] We're in the big leagues now

[04:44:31] Maybe it'll rush the last game bro

[04:44:33] No!

[04:44:40] Ready!

[04:44:41] Ready!

[04:44:42] And that wasn't even working!

[04:44:43] This is a special UFC makes every time you come to the United Kingdom.

[04:44:46] You want to see UFC live in London.

[04:44:49] You better buy tickets.

[04:44:50] We've got five minutes of them going on sale.

[04:44:52] We're gonna be outside.

[04:44:53] You're gonna be standing outside hoping to be inside the arena.

[04:44:56] All the way back to UFC 7.

[04:44:58] 7th by Champion vs Champion.

[04:45:00] Red beaker, standing,

[04:45:02] get up now, and one by one.

[04:45:04] Oh, the move off, 0-2 already.

[04:45:07] That was a pretty big head kick a moment ago.

[04:45:17] Oh, just out of range, without a bunch of time.

[04:45:21] They always talk about the consequences.

[04:45:23] You can't make a mistake right there with these two.

[04:45:28] Okay.

[04:45:30] Oh, they were knocking out there.

[04:45:51] Stop spinning!

[04:45:58] Oh

[04:46:28] No way

[04:46:55] I don't think my stamina was that low right

[04:46:58] My stamina would get low unless me getting uppercutted twice is what dropped the stamp

[04:47:16] Okay, okay

[04:47:28] Look for him to circle the outside.

[04:47:30] Use that long jab to keep his distance and hold the engage on his curves.

[04:47:40] Off the key.

[04:47:42] Oh, a nice quick touch there is the cover man.

[04:47:44] He's a just got him catching the left.

[04:47:46] Here we go.

[04:47:47] He's starting to drive this time and not just driving as a player.

[04:47:49] He cuts out on his left.

[04:47:51] Very good move.

[04:47:52] Alright, bro. Okay.

[04:47:54] Wow, strong roundhouse prepared.

[04:47:58] Well, Jeff, I'm not suggesting he needs to face himself necessarily,

[04:48:04] but a strong posture to the wind at all these bombs.

[04:48:07] They'll get him to pass.

[04:48:09] Well, I mean, yeah, it was a game plan, but if it's not planned,

[04:48:11] then he's got to be careful not to get countered,

[04:48:13] because he's overstepping so much.

[04:48:16] If he gets countered, he may lose this.

[04:48:18] How do I look like me just walking right ahead in that punch? No defense.

[04:48:22] You gotta move that head!

[04:48:31] Yeah, Brad!

[04:48:35] So much speed for him behind that hook. That's become a real pattern in the trap.

[04:48:39] I mean, for Lapshy, he's demanded backing from her.

[04:48:43] A hard battle fight, because he isn't doing things in a way that you expect him to do.

[04:48:48] He is looking amazing in this fight.

[04:48:55] You can see, he's really starting to find his way.

[04:49:00] Well, informed speculation says he's going to try to set up another hook here.

[04:49:07] This angle keeps just looking too much to go on round one.

[04:49:12] Alright, so now part of the factor you see that he has been opened up in that eye area.

[04:49:16] He's got hit in the eye and not there's a cut.

[04:49:18] Oh wait, I don't know what, who is that guy?

[04:49:20] Oh, he's got him there, John. That would probably be him.

[04:49:22] He's got to be a confident striker to have your hands that low, but thus far in round one, it's working well.

[04:49:28] It's working very well because the strikes come from a different place.

[04:49:31] The opponent's going to use the seed net, and he's using that to his advantage.

[04:49:39] Well, the calf kicks all the rage, but he's not discriminating, attacking the thigh pretty effectively.

[04:49:44] I

[04:50:14] Shit, man!

[04:50:28] Round two is next!

[04:50:31] Shit!

[04:50:37] Alright, alright, alright. Crump man, come on, dude.

[04:50:40] Cut man, attention to the fighter who is essential.

[04:50:42] Come on, we got a game here, bro.

[04:50:43] Okay, these guys are good.

[04:50:45] These guys are good.

[04:50:46] I made the amateur league.

[04:50:48] Why don't we go around?

[04:50:52] Alright, next round is now on the way.

[04:50:54] I thought there was going to be a bad, bad action in the previous round.

[04:50:57] Yes, there was a bad fight.

[04:50:58] There wasn't two guys doing it.

[04:51:10] you

[04:51:40] you

[04:52:10] you

[04:52:40] you

[04:53:10] you

[04:53:40] You

[04:54:00] Or head we'll see if that becomes a factor later in this fight cut man set to earn his money here

[04:54:10] He had a lot more than a puncher's chance coming in big knockdown for him in the previous round DC taught us

[04:54:16] He got his opponent's face

[04:54:18] Landed that big punch that put his opponent flat on his back

[04:54:21] He couldn't get the finish but if he lands one more time just like that. He will get the victory

[04:54:40] What a beautiful setup for that head kicker.

[04:54:42] No, no, just got to find that finish.

[04:55:10] You don't want to stay there, but you're a submission director, you got to pass, beautiful pass.

[04:55:28] He's in a dominant position, look at him attacking the wrist.

[04:55:31] Oh, he's got the core position locked in now.

[04:55:35] Still working on that submission.

[04:55:37] Not quick for trying to get the submission.

[04:55:39] Come on, just quickly.

[04:55:41] How do you get that though? Wow!

[04:55:43] He's in great challenge.

[04:55:45] He's on the corner.

[04:55:47] He's on straight.

[04:55:49] He follows up the momentum,

[04:55:51] and that direction to free himself from that comorative.

[04:55:53] And he's back up.

[04:55:55] Oh, he's done it!

[04:55:57] On straight!

[04:55:59] He's pressed.

[04:56:09] It's a low-efficient attempt at punches tonight.

[04:56:14] Now he's got his first ring.

[04:56:19] Oh, he gets out!

[04:56:21] He is able to get in the ring,

[04:56:23] couple of times,

[04:56:24] and hold him in the back of the opposite question

[04:56:26] back and his chest down towards the mat.

[04:56:29] And he just built your popcorn all over the broadcast table.

[04:56:39] Under two minutes to go on the fight.

[04:56:43] Oh, now he's gonna fight himself a little more danger.

[04:56:45] So now he'll try to start attacking a rare-legged child from the top position.

[04:56:49] Thanks a lot. You can see quite the odd here.

[04:56:52] Down there!

[04:56:56] That's it!

[04:57:26] you

[04:57:56] you

[04:58:26] you

[04:58:56] you

[04:59:26] you

[04:59:56] you

[05:00:26] you

[05:00:56] you

[05:01:26] you

[05:01:56] you

[05:02:26] you

[05:03:56] I love a good body to play.

[05:04:02] Oh, beautiful spin, man.

[05:04:04] He lands up top and he does so right after nests in the legs.

[05:04:07] Maybe you thought he would catch the leg and go for a take-down.

[05:04:10] Instead, he goes for the punch.

[05:04:12] He certainly found the range on that one.

[05:04:14] Yes, man, he's your number two.

[05:04:16] You don't do this, man.

[05:04:18] Now, if you take the head, get it like this.

[05:04:20] That is such a tough one.

[05:04:22] He's a good young steed right now.

[05:04:26] What a beautiful lake you have landed there.

[05:04:31] Why tense momentarily and a potential fire.

[05:04:36] My body punches, my body punches are terrible.

[05:04:39] You only gotta breathe, it's landing, it's worse now.

[05:04:42] So slow.

[05:04:43] What a scene by your main decision to try to slow things down.

[05:04:56] 90 seconds out of going the round, nice overshot lands.

[05:05:36] So we crossed the 32nd mark and are opening round.

[05:05:41] And he goes back set from the body punch.

[05:05:44] The set ups have really been a key for him.

[05:05:47] He's not telegraphing that strike and he at home has it for never to.

[05:05:50] He has not been able to see them.

[05:05:52] It's a very tricky punch, especially in the way that he throws it.

[05:05:56] He throws it at a time if you expect so many different strikes.

[05:06:00] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[05:06:02] He has fetching back.

[05:06:03] All right, back to the schools between rounds.

[05:06:05] I'm sure

[05:06:14] What happened bro?

[05:06:17] That's how every game is died

[05:06:22] Unstable garbage

[05:06:25] Always bad

[05:06:35] You're gonna shut your body off.

[05:06:58] I'll wait for the spanker to telegraph to a little get, no joke.

[05:07:05] Uh oh.

[05:07:10] Oh.

[05:07:15] Perhaps an overreaction from the booth, but that body shot looked pretty nasty.

[05:07:25] That body shot look pretty nasty

[05:07:33] Crippling body shot there a moment ago we'll see if that investment pays off later in the fight

[05:07:38] Hey out later. Don't get paid right now. That was beautiful

[05:07:44] Combination and not the first time this round where we have said that

[05:07:55] I'm dead.

[05:07:57] Shit.

[05:08:05] I'm dead.

[05:08:08] Oh, Shay, to do it again, Stan Henderson, back in the day, one sided here as he continues to work towards that.

[05:08:16] He's doing everything right now. I don't know.

[05:08:19] That's his guy.

[05:08:25] Two shots being landed on both sides!

[05:08:34] I don't know how you got that off first, but I get it.

[05:08:37] Wow! Hurt the shoot! Fire him back!

[05:08:42] Well, the story in this round, the body kicks and there's another one.

[05:08:45] It has not taken him long to find that proverbial flow stream here tonight.

[05:08:49] He picks up his tempo.

[05:08:55] I

[05:09:55] I need better body punches

[05:10:05] Time to retire we need a rat man

[05:10:10] Yeah, maybe it is time to retire be man or retire myself

[05:10:55] Here's a bad position. Great job.

[05:10:57] He's back to his feet. Good shot for him there.

[05:11:07] Oh, that looks like some head trauma. Beautiful combination.

[05:11:11] Boy, caught the kick.

[05:11:15] You failed the tension in this game, to be sure.

[05:11:20] Alright, so a nice job I hit there a while ago.

[05:11:22] If he gets the fight, there he intends to.

[05:11:24] Whatever's the game plan, he's following instructions, and he's achieving what his coach's wanted.

[05:11:34] Ow!

[05:11:41] Oh, a huge block there!

[05:11:44] Oh, he lands another nice combination there.

[05:11:47] I mean, I love that finish, John.

[05:11:49] Is there a point that he's working every day as a dugboxer?

[05:11:53] For the straights like Floyd Dewey, the polite, a guy like Jay Tone,

[05:11:57] but you see it now, so definitely if you get a seed,

[05:12:00] use, flash on street, it's a very good, bright tone.

[05:12:04] This is what it looks like.

[05:12:05] Oh, how many knees can one man take?

[05:12:08] Whoa, so this thing is gonna get interesting.

[05:12:10] That strike appears to have opened up a couple of minutes ago.

[05:12:12] And it's gonna be interesting to see how we approach this leg

[05:12:15] along the line, knowing now that he's been damaged.

[05:12:18] Oh, nice, we're done there.

[05:12:36] He escapes back to his feet.

[05:12:39] Oh, no denying that he rocked him.

[05:12:41] He looked pretty quick up the cliff.

[05:12:43] He turned a real back.

[05:12:44] He kicked the bottom of the shot.

[05:12:45] That was good of a sling.

[05:12:46] He threw a lot of punch.

[05:12:47] I need the win please.

[05:12:54] Win!

[05:12:55] Alright, close stay is cosmetic, got it.

[05:13:03] Confidence is high, I repeat, confidence is high.

[05:13:06] I'm not sure he's ever fought more on instinct in the out-and-out of what we're seeing.

[05:13:10] You can see that he has clear conscience.

[05:13:12] He's not complete unhandled work.

[05:13:14] He is taking over, and the log gives a charge.

[05:13:17] How did he...

[05:13:20] How did this first man come with a finish?

[05:13:24] This one is weird.

[05:13:26] Look at him! He's trying to hold the dumpster!

[05:13:38] I was trying to finish him around one.

[05:13:40] Mark, there's the board indicating the end of the round,

[05:13:42] to the right of the player now with a cut on his friend.

[05:13:45] There, my man, that's Ron.

[05:13:46] I'm out.

[05:13:49] Saved by the bell.

[05:13:51] Oh, right, let's get to Round 2.

[05:13:54] Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2.

[05:13:57] I'm not going to repeat it.

[05:13:58] Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2, Round 2.

[05:14:03] The posture of this strong dammit.

[05:14:05] Oh, man, it's with the ground and bounce.

[05:14:08] And there's another strike on the ground, gets through.

[05:14:12] Oh

[05:14:18] There's a really significant damage to the body here and other strike

[05:14:37] No tell no telegraph and again another

[05:15:42] No.

[05:15:43] Yep, John. That was a beautiful take-down.

[05:15:45] Wasn't it, though? But now, he's got a security position, because if he doesn't, it's always...

[05:15:51] Oh, he escapes up to a speed. Very nice.

[05:15:55] Alright, so look at that. If that guy has been hit, he's gonna be dead.

[05:15:59] I'm gonna die.

[05:16:00] Told you, John. Nice job.

[05:16:03] I was backed up.

[05:16:12] Oh, my God!

[05:16:15] That is still alive, boy!

[05:16:20] Under a minute now to go on the road!

[05:16:23] Man, he's back up!

[05:16:27] Damn!

[05:16:31] This is not how these guys are supposed to run!

[05:16:33] Everything with fighting and attention!

[05:16:42] That's actually opening the jar, honey.

[05:17:06] That was so much blood.

[05:17:16] There it is. I opened up the jar, honey.

[05:17:27] Like I go and body head and you'll KO kill him.

[05:17:32] On the ground, it's not always that easy.

[05:17:36] I

[05:18:06] I

[05:18:27] Want to be really good

[05:18:36] This makes the semi-hooks and uppercuts do more damage.

[05:18:58] We are back inside Toyota Center Houston, Texas

[05:19:28] Do you remember what he had at the K-Ox?

[05:19:34] Oh!

[05:19:37] He has to go just a little bit faster.

[05:19:39] He has to go just a little bit faster.

[05:19:45] Look back, look back!

[05:19:52] All big reversal here in round one.

[05:19:55] There will be a full timing.

[05:19:56] Get better support and establish safety early.

[05:19:58] Let's see what happens now.

[05:20:02] Poster's up now.

[05:20:03] That's a vicious head strike.

[05:20:04] How to take him?

[05:20:08] Alright, I'm gonna get up.

[05:20:09] I'm gonna get up.

[05:20:10] I'll pop.

[05:20:12] Well, you know I don't like the key very much,

[05:20:14] but I have an appreciation and a healthy one for these type of chances.

[05:20:17] You can tell he's been in the game.

[05:20:19] Get off me.

[05:20:19] And you don't want his bike to win.

[05:20:20] Get off me.

[05:20:21] He's gonna win.

[05:20:21] So, for even a cut-scope,

[05:20:23] he takes it to the next one, too.

[05:20:24] Oh

[05:20:54] He's got a good opportunity to go and ride one.

[05:20:56] He's got his way very well.

[05:20:58] He's got this big, he's crowd-stretching.

[05:21:00] He's starting to continue to.

[05:21:04] Nicely from there, he escapes back to his feet.

[05:21:12] Looks like he's trying to zap a detail here.

[05:21:14] There's the attack.

[05:21:18] Oh!

[05:21:24] Nice number six now, it's over the mound.

[05:21:34] Looking to posture up now, this could be trouble.

[05:21:38] It's a surprise hand as it lets his opponent stand back up.

[05:21:42] Oh, the run is dripping from his leg.

[05:22:14] Missions

[05:22:44] Another massive up and down accident.

[05:22:46] This could be the end of the game.

[05:22:48] This look might be the beginning of the end of this fight.

[05:22:51] He has lasted a bunch of over and over again.

[05:22:54] And now, they're really starting to take the thing.

[05:23:05] Oh my god.

[05:23:06] Here's the single look.

[05:23:14] Well, it took a while, but it finally feels as though maybe he's getting that motion

[05:23:26] and maybe he's getting the time to check it out.

[05:23:34] Dude!

[05:23:35] That should have been a count, dude.

[05:23:39] That should be an instant counter.

[05:23:40] counter.

[05:23:42] And there it is. You see it all the time.

[05:23:44] The fighters get crispy on his feet.

[05:23:46] Humble, pious.

[05:23:48] He's actually going to get me here.

[05:23:52] Wow.

[05:23:54] Oh, my God.

[05:23:56] Oh, my God.

[05:23:58] Oh, my God.

[05:24:00] There's no discussion.

[05:24:02] That was unbelievable.

[05:24:04] Well, what an incredible...

[05:25:10] I mean that was beautiful, great job setting it up, getting the punch to the target and

[05:25:53] I'm gonna get him!

[05:26:00] Is that guy pretty slow at this point?

[05:26:04] Alright, so a stunning strike moments ago, now we'll see the extent to which his opponent has recovered.

[05:26:08] Yeah, the opponent's tough.

[05:26:11] And can all this play very good?

[05:26:13] Oh

[05:26:43] Well, we can graduate him on.

[05:26:50] Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.

[05:26:59] Message him something nasty.

[05:27:01] Alright, I'm not losing from now on.

[05:27:05] I refuse to lose.

[05:27:12] Lean back, lean back, lean back

[05:27:16] Let me let you bat an air, cookie sweater an air

[05:27:18] Whenever you fall, complot through, and he was a Nazi

[05:27:21] Get tight when you're worse than millions of swaths

[05:27:24] For the chin chin, I'm gonna defeat you

[05:27:27] I know, John King, but it's timing to dodge them on the ground

[05:27:31] Well, no shortage of UFC history has been made

[05:27:34] With Italy scurrying balls, good to have you with us

[05:27:36] This is the only way you're the O2 arena in London

[05:28:12] Oh, it's really about one action, and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his strut, but he's going for drunk.

[05:28:40] Yeah, swing in, but he's not strong.

[05:28:43] What a place! What do these guys just wanna do?

[05:28:47] This is such a change, man.

[05:28:59] Yes, smart adjustment, yup.

[05:29:01] up.

[05:29:20] Oh, but OK.

[05:29:25] Under two minutes now to go in the round.

[05:29:31] Oh, you got it, son.

[05:29:32] Now, why would you recover what's going to take to get it out of there?

[05:29:35] Well, you got to enter, Gatsby.

[05:29:37] You got to look back on your hands.

[05:29:39] You can't handle the ball, but the ball can't let you hang around here,

[05:29:44] or they dream to hit you.

[05:29:47] Well, it looks as though that strike maybe opened up a cut around the iron.

[05:29:50] Yeah, it looks like that strike opened up a cut, John,

[05:29:52] but it's nothing to worry about now.

[05:29:54] He's got to start protecting him.

[05:29:56] Ha, ha, ha.

[05:29:57] Now, one action. He's done a really nice job out striking his arm with that influence on him.

[05:30:02] Okay, aim off that center line. Let this hand to the board. It's probably gonna be a great fight.

[05:30:08] No!

[05:30:08] We can't shoot him!

[05:30:09] I sickled it! It's always safe!

[05:30:11] Oh, man! Slammed him on the side!

[05:30:13] But he came down!

[05:30:14] How's that feel, being on the long end of that?

[05:30:16] No, I mean...

[05:30:17] I was lost in the field.

[05:30:18] I'm lost in the field!

[05:30:22] It's 27th of September.

[05:30:24] Okay, okay, okay, okay, damn, damn, damn!

[05:30:50] You're moving forward.

[05:30:51] All right, so there's the end of the round.

[05:30:53] And on one side, a little on the other,

[05:30:55] I mean, after that, I'm just beating the shit out of me.

[05:30:59] Ready to fight?

[05:31:01] Ready.

[05:31:02] Grounders, no, he's on the way.

[05:31:05] All right, so here we go.

[05:31:06] The crowd on its feet as this next round gets underway.

[05:31:08] We saw in the previous round, both fighters got dropped.

[05:31:20] Alright, so we'll see if he can keep this going, but as far as stars go, he could not

[05:31:30] have gotten up to a better one tonight.

[05:31:32] I mean, the dream of these types of things, the dream of an elf.

[05:31:38] There it is! There it is!

[05:31:50] Open the jar. The honey jar.

[05:31:59] I love how it did. That was like the closest uppercut.

[05:32:04] While he tried going down for the submission, which is what I've tried doing like 50 times,

[05:32:10] he finally actually burns. That's like the weirdest angle.

[05:32:14] The official decision is to do it.

[05:32:21] While he's smiling near the ear and why not after a knockout like that, I could just take it to the after party.

[05:32:26] I mean, this is the...

[05:32:28] Oh

[05:32:58] Come the boom

[05:33:28] Oh, that's my hand.

[05:33:35] Lock him, suck him out of the shoe here.

[05:33:43] What's the most important moment to go, champ?

[05:33:46] He's bound off.

[05:33:48] Oh, that was nasty.

[05:33:50] You keep trying to punch him when it should be rolling.

[05:33:54] Oh, that's not good.

[05:33:56] He goes hands up!

[05:34:10] I don't do that as well as you do that.

[05:34:12] Man, he's come out swinging tonight.

[05:34:14] He is. Bring in the beat.

[05:34:16] He's going to try to get this night early.

[05:34:18] Can you give us an oomph?

[05:34:20] Ooh, win!

[05:34:22] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[05:34:24] Alright, so perhaps he's gonna have to do something defensively.

[05:34:28] There is a legitimate cut around his eye.

[05:34:30] Yeah, Karonia!

[05:34:34] He was tremendous down the road, and what has been done is not a bad thing.

[05:34:37] Imagine, he has to stop the bullet.

[05:34:39] And he was fucking dead.

[05:34:40] It was absolutely perfect.

[05:34:42] Great, great.

[05:34:44] Oh, he's a wall.

[05:34:46] That was a desperation rest of the chair.

[05:34:48] Yeah, you're very bad.

[05:34:50] I might as well have a chance to try and defeat him.

[05:34:55] Oh, they've regressed the body here.

[05:34:57] And especially this early on in the fight, it's round walking tips.

[05:35:00] Yeah, great job. Reverse the position.

[05:35:02] Oh, let me just get out. Let me just get out.

[05:35:06] Nice job working hard. Postage and get-back up.

[05:35:10] Alright, so we'll see what sort of defensive response ensues here.

[05:35:13] He's taking a lot of shots upstairs and sprawling his day to grow.

[05:35:17] Oh, my goodness!

[05:35:50] We see that he is broken up in that high area.

[05:35:52] Oh, we can't shoot him.

[05:35:53] Oh!

[05:35:54] Oh!

[05:35:54] He's got the ball!

[05:35:55] Stop!

[05:35:56] Oh, the kids can't touch the kids!

[05:35:58] Welcome to the four minutes!

[05:36:00] Right!

[05:36:00] Ha ha ha!

[05:36:06] Ah!

[05:36:07] We need to go.

[05:36:08] We need to go.

[05:36:09] We need to go.

[05:36:10] We need to go.

[05:36:11] We need to go.

[05:36:12] We need to go.

[05:36:13] We need to go.

[05:36:14] We need to go.

[05:36:15] We need to go.

[05:36:16] We need to go.

[05:36:17] Okay, okay, okay, so the crowd voicing its appreciation after that round we had a knockdown courtesy of

[05:36:30] That should have been it.

[05:36:32] The flow of our cat should have been lights out.

[05:36:37] That should have been it.

[05:36:44] Should have been the end.

[05:36:47] Oh, no.

[05:36:56] These work. Don't mess up.

[05:37:00] You ready to fight?

[05:37:02] Fight, fight, fight.

[05:37:04] You got two here?

[05:37:12] He's hurt bad now.

[05:37:14] All right, kids.

[05:37:16] Stand that up the right way.

[05:37:18] Right in the head, kid.

[05:37:20] Now, catch him and get a fix.

[05:37:22] Oh, he gets up the right way.

[05:37:24] Oh, my God, buddy.

[05:37:26] If they win, we'll take down a tech kid.

[05:37:28] It looks like he might be hurt.

[05:37:29] Yeah, he hurts very bad.

[05:37:31] I think that take-out, if they last hit every shot,

[05:37:34] he's only going to pull it down.

[05:37:37] There it is.

[05:37:38] How he's going to pop?

[05:37:42] It looks like he's got a couple of hooks in here.

[05:37:44] Do you see him?

[05:37:45] Defensively, you better be careful.

[05:37:49] Nice transition in the full block here.

[05:37:51] We'll see what he chooses to do now.

[05:37:53] He's going to be trying to pass the half.

[05:37:55] Four eventually get the full block.

[05:37:57] Come on, all right.

[05:37:59] Oh, Shay, for his opponent to stand back up here.

[05:38:02] Oh!

[05:38:08] Here, right here.

[05:38:12] Right there!

[05:38:13] K.O. here!

[05:38:19] Step aside, time to go here, round two.

[05:38:24] Back to the feet now.

[05:38:27] I don't know how this guy is still alive.

[05:38:44] I got to kill him!

[05:38:51] Open the jar open the jar

[05:38:58] Jar opens

[05:39:21] I just don't mostly kick though. I'm like a hybrid

[05:39:42] Oh, the other versus kind of take my ass. All right, here we go. Here we go

[05:39:51] What the hell is that?

[05:39:53] That's to get him out.

[05:39:55] The beast thing.

[05:40:21] I mean right away no feeling in our process these boys just went started

[05:40:44] Oh

[05:40:46] Wow!

[05:41:12] Nice deep bench to block that plush.

[05:41:16] Nice strike by him there, and perhaps opened up a cut.

[05:41:26] Yeah, he's bleeding now.

[05:41:27] Yeah, opened up a cut is not bad, right?

[05:41:28] It's not a bad cut.

[05:41:29] No!

[05:41:30] It's not a bad cut.

[05:41:31] Watch it.

[05:41:32] It doesn't have one hand.

[05:41:33] We have got one fighter who came to play.

[05:41:34] Yeah, he's getting to a point.

[05:41:35] Come on, best.

[05:41:36] Come on, best.

[05:41:37] Come on, best.

[05:41:38] Come on, best.

[05:41:39] Come on, best.

[05:41:40] Come on, best.

[05:41:41] Come on, best.

[05:41:42] Come on, best.

[05:41:43] Come on, best.

[05:41:44] Come on, best.

[05:41:45] That guy countered me so hard.

[05:42:06] Now, now, now, now, now, now, best of five, asshole, best of five.

[05:42:20] Can you reach?

[05:43:20] You ready to fight, ready?

[05:43:25] Here we are back in Montreal at the Bell Center and with respect to all of the MMA fans globally around the world.

[05:43:31] From my money, this is the loudest venue I've ever heard for a UFC life.

[05:43:36] If they say that the United Center is a home that MJ built, this is George St. Pierre's home, the Bell Center in Monticeau.

[05:43:44] And I'm telling you, man, when the home towel boy hits the curtain, these people go crazy.

[05:43:49] This is a phenomenal fighting environment.

[05:43:58] Good strikes landing on both sides.

[05:44:03] The color is funny watching the beginning of these fights as guys try to really

[05:44:06] set the tone of the fight and the pace at which we are going to fight.

[05:44:49] You shut up or you'll get the landing.

[05:44:51] Exactly.

[05:44:53] He's got the landing.

[05:44:57] He left the landing.

[05:45:05] He went the fast win.

[05:45:07] There it is.

[05:45:09] It's here.

[05:45:16] Honey open.

[05:45:18] Honey open.

[05:45:20] We're done.

[05:45:22] We're leaving. We're taking that. We're snatching the elo inside the way.

[05:45:27] We're flying out of here.

[05:45:30] I can beat that guy dude. I can beat that guy. I can beat that guy dude. Where is he?

[05:45:45] Come back

[05:46:15] Under booballs.

[05:46:20] There's the kick, it's blocked.

[05:46:23] Oh!

[05:46:25] Oh!

[05:46:27] He walks right into it.

[05:46:29] He takes, especially when it's just early in the fight.

[05:46:33] Oh!

[05:46:35] He's right hand there.

[05:46:37] And diversity action as expected so far.

[05:46:41] He's got this little jab here.

[05:46:46] Why is his power certainly been hurt from earlier?

[05:46:51] Here's the way to be called in here.

[05:46:53] Oh!

[05:46:54] I want to notice John, he knows now that it's a way into the danger.

[05:46:58] You're very problematic, you know what I mean?

[05:47:00] Man, that was a massive shot to the head.

[05:47:02] You don't have too many more of those.

[05:47:04] John, he is so fast.

[05:47:06] What a beautiful place with another punch there.

[05:47:10] So look at that, a cut has been opened around that eye area.

[05:47:13] Take this.

[05:47:14] Oh, classic.

[05:47:15] That was a good finish.

[05:47:17] Hold the corners back now.

[05:47:25] Bullfighters put a lot of weight on that front foot.

[05:47:27] Now standing striking, matchup, those four.

[05:47:29] But it's both hands successfully.

[05:47:31] A lot of different looks, the confidence.

[05:47:34] Put the back down.

[05:47:36] Come on.

[05:48:10] After two minutes to go, get him back in force first round here.

[05:48:18] Oh my goodness, he got back again.

[05:48:21] He got hit again, but it should go inside.

[05:48:31] Left eye, starting to shut a little bit, back there is watching.

[05:48:35] Oh, it's the shot right on the line.

[05:48:38] I mean, I heard the shot back.

[05:48:40] You know, the tip of the shot.

[05:48:42] It's the whole of the fight.

[05:48:43] And that's very different from the coach.

[05:48:54] Stand up here.

[05:49:00] 30 seconds, now go around.

[05:49:35] DC here's a

[05:50:05] You need to hope that the public gets excited over the rules.

[05:50:09] Okay.

[05:50:10] Just come back and change and take it to the back.

[05:50:12] Okay.

[05:50:13] Oh, I appreciate it.

[05:50:15] Well, maybe he'll look to the set up that'll be...

[05:50:19] Really smart approach by the office.

[05:50:22] Okay.

[05:50:24] Let's get back to the set up.

[05:50:32] Well, at this point, DCM up.

[05:50:33] Yeah, it was only a matter of time.

[05:50:35] You see the referee calls in the eyes of the guys here.

[05:50:37] They have the doctor to look at this.

[05:50:39] Come back.

[05:50:40] It's fine.

[05:50:41] I started to love the light.

[05:50:42] That's Rick, bro.

[05:50:43] Rick!

[05:50:44] Rick!

[05:50:45] He still wants to fight.

[05:50:47] Yeah.

[05:50:47] Well, the fighter certainly wants to stay in.

[05:50:49] We're good.

[05:50:50] We're good.

[05:50:51] We're good.

[05:50:51] We'll check him out.

[05:50:52] He's going to be allowed to stay in this fight.

[05:50:55] We'll see how long he can last.

[05:50:57] OK.

[05:51:03] you

[05:51:33] you

[05:52:03] you

[05:52:33] you

[05:53:03] you

[05:53:33] You

[05:54:03] Yeah, that would suck, man. You train so hard and then you finally make it to your debut octagon just in 5 seconds.

[05:54:25] That would suck ass.

[05:54:33] Ah boys, this is the TI here because I gotta go at 6, unfortunately.

[05:54:44] I would continue but I gotta, I gotta bounce boys.

[05:54:46] I'll be on tomorrow, the regular streams throughout.

[05:54:49] Come on now, champion, let me get one title defense and then I can try to hold the title.

[05:54:57] I'm gonna, it's gonna be a long submission match now.

[05:55:01] Now it's going to be the longest submission man.

[05:55:04] Submission is a bit boring, but it works.

[05:55:17] We are the new Wizards.

[05:55:19] We are the new Wizards.

[05:55:25] Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

[05:55:29] Take a line, Anaheim, California USA. Good to have you with us inside Honda Center tonight.

[05:55:34] This has become an April stop for the MMA liver.

[05:55:36] There have been a number of signature performances that have gone down inside these tournaments.

[05:55:42] I'm not sure any place has had more title changes than the Huggiest Man, especially in the heavyweight division.

[05:55:49] A great place for heavyweight fight, but you're going to have to champion.

[05:55:53] No, that's why I think you're the headlander.

[05:56:05] Stop doing that.

[05:56:12] Oh god, the whole thing is over here!

[05:56:16] Oh, one of the ones you've got to finish him out!

[05:56:21] This is like a dance!

[05:56:27] Shots, man!

[05:56:35] How good is this action about to end?

[05:56:38] I think I'm guessing out just watching.

[05:56:40] I'm exhausted

[05:56:42] All all the strikes that these two men are pulling at each other. What a fun fight

[05:56:47] That hates me the punch count

[05:56:51] Beautiful job by him there. It's not a single strike everything in combination

[05:56:55] The edge on his hips. Entry in timing. He's doing everything right in the same time as I have ever heard

[05:57:01] There is punches in combination

[05:57:03] OH! WHAT!

[05:57:05] Strip the bonus tricks now!

[05:57:40] I don't know what I'm doing.

[05:57:42] Already escapes up to a speed.

[05:57:44] Very nice.

[05:57:46] Alright, now we got some blood ladies in charge.

[05:57:48] Looks as though that shot has cut him open.

[05:57:50] Now we're in a fight. Let's go.

[05:57:52] We're in a fight, Charlie.

[05:57:54] We got the cut for it.

[05:57:56] Let's see how this bike please out for a pull.

[05:58:00] Man, this is the phrase I'm scared to win.

[05:58:02] I'm dead.

[05:58:40] Come on, let's go, hurry up.

[05:58:46] I got a bounce bounce after this match.

[05:58:49] So I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[05:58:59] What?

[05:59:01] That hit-connect noise.

[05:59:10] I'll be on tomorrow you guys enjoy your night a little early sorry

[05:59:40] I got to go. Best games of some Sunday.

[05:59:48] Oof.

[05:59:49] Oof. Literally nothing.

[05:59:52] Oh, Fox Press too was great.

[05:59:53] That was game of the year.

[05:59:55] Next stream Monday.

[05:59:57] You guys enjoy your night.

[05:59:58] Thank you guys for watching.

[06:00:00] Like always, peace out chat till next time.

[06:00:02] Happy Father's Day, people.

[06:00:04] Tomorrow will go again.

[06:00:08] And we will go from there.

[06:00:09] Peace out, Chad. Enjoy your night.