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Oh
I
Oh my God.
Are you guys there?
How are you guys doing people?
What up?
Are you guys doing people?
Yes, indeed.
What up?
What up?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah, what happened yesterday in Counter-Strike?
What happened?
Did we win or lose?
I don't even remember.
I think I don't even know.
I think it was, I think I lost.
It was 1-1.
Star Fox.
True.
Star Fuchs.
Stewart Fuchs.
Yeah, it's a lot of folks.
Um, the
Yes, indeed.
Yeah, sub Sunday. How the fuck is it already sub Sunday? Dude, I feel like I did some Sunday yesterday. What the hell is going on? What do you mean that
about here we have 380 votes boys holy moly sound the horn let's go let's go oh
wait I don't think next up next Sunday I'm not gonna be here oh shit I don't
know the last time I missed a subsunday but I looked at the dates for something
and it just happened to a line.
Feels bad, man.
There's no sub Sunday next week.
Actually, I'm not going to be here.
I think I'm not going to be here Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
And then I'll stream Monday.
I'm pretty sure, actually.
Yeah, next week, probably three days away
from the microphone. The old gaming keyboard. It's either Friday, Saturday,
Sunday or Friday, Saturday, but most likely Friday, Saturday, Sunday. But ye, but ye,
Shabba for some time people
Couple of the day it dude, I could I could
Quantic dream is leading a strike to save Star Wars eclipse
Yeah, this is the only fucking game in
Star Wars just off of the cinematic that I feel like could be a good
Quantic dream employees have gone on strike to protest working conditions they deemed concerning in the studio's management the studio's latest multiplayer games spellcasters chronicles was unfortunately a failure.
Which one was this again.
Was this the one the third person MOBA.
that I played the beta of where you are like the Giants.
I think it was the one with like the Giants and shit.
And today the entire team of 115 people is potentially on the sidelines while Star Wars Eclipse finds itself in trouble.
According to employee representatives or organizational difficulties and a lack of labor management dialogue are jeopardizing the development of the title.
Become these most ambitious project, the strikers, especially say a heavy workload, employee departures and controversial management decisions. It sounds like somebody was like, we need to make this while we're making the biggest fucking game of our.
Of our studio, we're making the biggest game of our studio we've ever done.
And then, yo, we're going to do a side project that happened to balloon into a massive fucking budget.
And then it was a complete fucking failure.
Because this game died so fast. I remember playing it.
I don't even think this game made release or it literally came out and died like four days later because no one played it.
It was like that flag game.
The Imagine Dragons flag game? Is that what happened?
I don't know if they already, yeah, it's like this. It came out and then it's like a ghost land.
But the game costs a fuck ton of money to make.
They believe the improving work conditions is essential to ensure the game's successful
completion.
Hence, the slogan, strike to save Star Wars eclipse for its part management asserts that
it is continuing to develop the game and downplays the impact of the labor action.
Since its announcement in 2020 on the project has already faced several difficulties and
alleged delays feeling concerned about this future.
We must also mention the Chinese giant net ease, which owns clocking dream through
its subsidiary net ease games.
So far the company has remained silent and has not issued any statements.
I totally forgot NetEase owns Quantic Dream.
I don't think they owned them when they made Detroit though, right?
Did that?
No, I don't know if they, this is after they got acquired after Detroit become human.
Unless the I don't know I guess I could look into it a little bit
I mean shit, let's see brother
Let's see brother league classic officially announced
dude
Uh, Nintendo has raised its employees base salary by 10 percent.
God damn.
I don't see anything else that's new boys. I'm looking there's nothing new hop on deadlock nah some red sick today
My I could play it bro. I'm a red sack was super mediocre. It was just kind of like I
Don't know
It was like all right
Like I mean I could go back and play it I could might as well play war zone
Yeah
What are we doing here? It's one of these games.
Of course.
You need to play this? I don't know, Matt.
I
Bro
Shen these type of games I have I am I have like blood pressure concerns now, all right different time
different time boys oh different times man this game looks amazing
Alright bro, chill, chill, using that word like you got the affinity of those.
And the affinity of those.
Relax.
Holy shit.
The heroes are with both
With
A chair
Yes
I'm with all kinds of classic weapons and all kinds of ridiculous ones
What am I even watching right now? What is going on? Is this is like a free to play Genshin like?
I can really fight together they've got you
and release the giant kog into the sky
Wow
This game looks so random sure man. What is this? Garbage growth? It's a good clicker.
Garbage growth chat we got we need votes for sub Sunday people June 23rd.
Now man, the Grass Cutter one was one of the best ones I've played so far.
This one looks alright.
This one looks sad.
This one looks satisfying.
But yeet.
What's with the incrementals?
They come out here and there.
more solid they need to be exceptional to be good because there are many that have come out
number go up game dude
acts of blood i swear i've already seen this dude not justice no peace just names on the wall
I think I've played the demo for this game.
Shabu Shabu Samson Son
Yeah, play the demo for this.
That was I.
Yeeeh.
Dude, some of you guys keep mentioning Black Budget, bro.
Played it already, dude.
Played it.
Honestly, the UI was so fucking boring and bland.
These things matter to me in these games, okay?
I don't want, okay, these things matter.
It was boring, bland, potato, and it wasn't that fun.
Already tried it.
Already tried it.
It's way better now.
I don't know if I want to try it again.
It's a different game now.
Nah, dude, nah.
Uh-uh, I'm all set.
I'll wait till it comes out.
Hiding is for amateurs.
that's funny. We'll be out here. Oh yeah, I could play some on mecha chameleon. A little
bit of mecha chameleon, right? Sandy Beach Cleaner, brother. You know what? This would
That would be a great multiplayer game.
but sand. I was thinking of something else. I thought it was going to be something else.
Like a beach cleaner. Namco legendary mountains. Mmm. We can do a little mega chameleon. It
It was fun playing on public lobbies. It was fun.
It is a bit of a turing test.
You kind of see, you know, you're in like a public space of hide and seek, bruh.
Seven nights with Vroomby.
Wait. That doesn't imply it's a VR game.
Yo, is it me or has VR gone silent?
Right.
Is it me or?
I feel like VR has kind of just like now faded.
Yeah.
VR.
Mmm.
Good.
It seriously felt like when Oculus was dropping.
Remember the whole fucking push everybody wanted their own.
I think what fully killed it was everybody.
I think what killed it was Sony, Steam,
Facebook, everybody wanted a piece of hardware and then dropped it for five to six hundred, seven hundred dollars.
And then started making exclusives for the games.
It's like, bro, this is literally, this is like a new frontier and you guys are already like fracturing the pieces. It's like, okay, choose your $700 path.
And then you're tied to this catalog of like some games.
It was so stupid to begin with.
It needed like no exclusivity and the accessibility.
I still think the quest is the best simplicity straight up, but the quest does dumb shit where they had exclusives where you can only play on the quest.
I swear that's what killed it. It started making people choose routes on the hardware.
Too soon. Too soon. It's like dude.
If everybody it was like one VR and in a full catalog
Everyone would be able to get excited about like whatever
Sony's new game is or whatever instead of like oh my god. This is the VR section coming till like the
10% that own the Sony VR headset
Or like
The quest is very popular
But there are exclusive quest up so that the people who had the steam one
can't play it and then slowly they become
unexclusive and then you can play it but
it was just dumb to do that initially and
then it's just kind of like yeah you
VR for too long to get a headache at
least I do like when I wear glasses my
nose like the pressure of the glasses
gives me like a migraine so like VR
headset you play it for a bit you're
like oh my god
I know like hits a specific part that a vein that travels up to your fucking brain nerve pressure
Dono blade comes out in less than a month
Yeah, you need a better head strap. Yeah, but yeah, I feel like VR kind of died out
I don't think you're going to see like some huge release randomly come out now
Okay, wow
Okay
Really?
100 Roombas.
The Roomba.
Check sand castle on steam.
Alex, I bro, sure, sure.
Oh, I've seen this.
This looks satisfying, I've seen this dude.
This looks very satisfying.
Wait.
Oh shit, water dev.
Yeah, that's actually super nice looking water.
Oh, shit.
Yeah this looks satisfying to play man.
now make it a tower defense game
y'all, shit man
this is so satisfying dude, this is cool
why not, why not, bubble birds duty yo, bubble the bird
Why not why not? Sometimes the water dev cooks the most. Yeah, I mean shit. You basically saw the whole game in the video. Yeah, pretty much.
You know what? It's more a template to show off how good they made the water. Alright.
The amount of they have their own proprietary tech to make the water flow as realistic as possible.
Yeah, I know we could do some cup of the day we could do some of the geos maybe some UFC even though I'm kind of falling off the UFC.
I know star Fox breath star Fox brother.
We can end up some mecha too or a mecha chameleon as well we could do some uh
We could uh, you know what it's nice. All right, I get to draw a little bit. All right, this is a therapeutic game
This is therapeutic
The switch sucks ass. That was random. What happened?
All right, hold on. Let me see here. Soundtrack.
We could do a cup of the day, bro. We could do a cup first or mecca into maybe cup. Maybe cup.
Guaranteed it's going to be a dirt map today or some shit.
Ice was yesterday. I don't have Star Fox downloaded. You could replay GTA 5. You know what? I'm all set, man.
For now, I'm all set.
Oh yeah, I have not prior to GTA 6 yet.
Told ya, I forgot about that.
I do need to do that.
How long do I have?
It's sold out?
No way.
Get the fuck out of here.
Wait, what? What do you mean? But can't you pre-order the digital copy?
Is it actually sold out on the digital?
No, that makes no sense. It's just like any other game.
What are you talking about? Are you guys trolling?
I don't fucking know, man.
It was such a random thing to troll about, I thought you guys were like serious for a second, they were doing some weird shit.
It was them seeing like okay, only the single player, how many pre-orders can we get?
Those motherfuckers know how rabid the people are.
They could be like yeah let's just see if we can sell like, let's just see.
I'm here for the Geoguessr and UFC.
This motherfucker came to the right place.
And of course, the Picasso-esque Bob Ross alumni painting skills as well, right?
Bob Ross learned to fucking paint Amazon pack alumni in one week.
No mods infection mode.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I kind of like seeing my account go up.
Yeah, what the hell, man?
Okay, I think this uh messed up.
Oh, never mind.
Search starts yo fuck that shit. I'm out for a while. I'm gonna wait three. I'm what am I gonna? I'm gonna wait
I'm gonna do wait
Let me see let me see
Super pelipala. Where am I going? Where am I going boys? Beginners welcome. Why not?
They seem like a nice group.
They seem like a nice group.
Oh, the back room's mad.
Oh, is that- yeah, that's finally a good back room's game.
They just fucking brought the map.
They just brought the damn map into this shit.
Yo, Ghost with the five gifties man, thank you dude.
I never saw the movie.
I know I'm on my armor supply runs.
I got an email from the commander saying I will have to retake my helicopter pilot
lessons if I don't deliver some packages soon.
I know. What the hell is this mod? What is that?
What is that?
Oh shit, brother! Oh shit, brother!
What is that?
What composer is this? I'm not sure, man. Bach?
I'm probably wrong I have no idea it's either Mozart Vivaldi or Tchaikovsky
All right, dude this fucking map god damn it dude also. Oh my god
Some of you motherfuckers I swear to God washing out your
hmm annoying fucking war
shite coughs you man not jet jet coughs ski
80 oh wait wait on this server you can see where everybody else is going
Where do I go, boys? God damn it. Where the fuck do I go, man?
Shit.
Oh my God. Dude, this game gives me anxiety, bro. Okay, where do I go, bro? Where do I go?
What is this guy doing? He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, dude.
What the fuck? What is this guy doing, man? You're gonna die, dude!
Holy shit!
What are these people doing man?
What am I doing?
This fucking guy dude are you kidding me dude?
What is this shit man?
Oh my god.
Oh fuck bro. I don't know what the hell to be right now. I don't know. I have no idea.
I don't know. I guess this is me. Holy shit this is so bad. This is so fucking bad. I'm
I'm looking, I'm trying to reposition.
I'm gonna reposition.
Relax.
Where do I go?
Looks a good one here.
Hold up, hold up.
Chill.
Okay, okay.
Right here.
We're moving.
I'm moving.
New area for now.
near area right here fuck no this is still the best pose
I'm dead I'm so dead I'm so fucking dead yeah you're fucking dead bro I'm
getting you okay
oh my god my mic my duty no cap brother I think he heard me but he didn't know
where I was because he didn't shoot me I judge I just you know what hold the
Hold the fuck on. Where is this? 5. What did I press? Free camera. Why does this move me all the way over here?
I judge you for not seeing me right now. I judge you, bro.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck. Hello. I'm right here.
Buh-bye!
Buh-bye!
Maybe the voice isn't like, super proximity to where he can pinpoint where I am.
There we go.
Wait, can I do this while? Where am I?
Uh, toggle.
I- uh, can you hear me, bro? Can you hear me?
Yeah, jump if you can hear me.
Wait, wait, wait, guy by the red barrel, jump.
Jump, brah. Jump.
Okay.
Dude, I have the worst fucking hiding spot.
But then again, they haven't really found anybody.
Oh, I gotta redownload Delta Force.
I'm doing like a little event. What do you want from me guys?
It's an opportunity to go back and see how that game is as well
It'll be fun, dude
Kind of
Why are you guys acting like I'm about to sign a five-year fucking Gamba contract?
Relax.
It's a video game.
I'm not gonna act like I'm about to act like I'm about to act like I'm about to act
like I'm about to act like I'm about to act like I'm about to act like I'm about
Yeah, these are the worst hunters. I'm impressed. I'm impressed
Don't make me get a sponsor from Tony bet, bro
Don't make me did I join a noob lobby? Oh, yeah, didn't I I think I did right?
Um
I yell yellow guy can you hear me brother jump if you hear me bro wait freeze if you
hear me yellow guy freeze fuck jump bro jump if you see me yellow guy jump jump if you hear
me bro yellow guy jump yellow guy jump motherfucking jump
on my mic stutters and game
Yo, damn! All right, easy!
Yellow guy, shoot me bro, right here, right here! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Down! Crouch!
Crouch! Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. He heard me there. He heard me. It's proximity. See?
No, no, no, he heard me he's like what is that coming coming again coming
He heard me dude I
Think I think it is proximity boy though. What are you right?
Yeah, don't you guys fucking consume this shit? Don't you eat your snackies while fucking watching your favorite youtubers play this shit?
What are the rules? I'm like on hour three
is boy boys boy proximity are you kidding me bro we're gonna do a shit map again
holy fuck
Go to the same spot, you know what?
Maybe I will, maybe I will.
I like how you can see where everybody else is, wow, great, great hiding spot man.
I can't even see you right now, wow, nice, oh that's a good one right there, that's
That's a good one. Okay.
Let me cook, bitch. Let me cook. It's fucking raw.
Come back when it's done.
I feel like right here is good until they attach to a wall and notice a lump.
Yeah, this is great until they notice go like this and notice a lump in the wall.
Yeah, man, you hear me, dude?
You hear me, bro?
Nice.
It was a long night.
All right, let's see if this build still works.
It's gonna be kind of difficult
This build might work still
There it is what do you mean wrong pose dude
Is this better?
Believe, believe, believe.
Chat, chat.
Picasso didn't have a bunch of motherfuckers.
Picasso gonna have a twitch chat. Okay, it's because I don't fucking twitch chat, bro
You know what you would have never been there with the they wouldn't have been a household fucking name
All right, cuz you know what the fuck is twitch? I would say what the fuck is this you fucking noob
What is this all mass?
That's what the fuck would have
Good good thing he didn't
Okay fuck that guy. He saw me drawing.
Wow that was actually good you fuck. Where was that?
Okay.
Really?
Really?
Huh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Plain sight?
Plain sight?
Wow, that's actually not bad, dude.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Plain sight?
Plain sight?
Wow, that's actually not bad, dude.
Wow
Okay, you became a prop
Okay
What the fucker you literally watched the tick-tock on how to do that or some shit, okay? There's no way
Hey guys, um try this pose and then do this real quick
Get the fuck out of here. There's no way you discovered that shit. Fuck. There's no way
There's no fucking way
right right yo this guy god dude uh-uh uh-uh oh yeah so people look for you
I
Actually, you know what if I was betting right now fucking poly market this guy's winning right here at this guy's winning. This is my horse
This is my horse
metal pipe guy
He's gonna win it for the lobby
He's got it. He's got it. Come on
Come on, they don't know, they don't know. Two minutes, hold for two minutes.
Is the top bug? Oh yeah, no shit. Wait, this game mode you don't get to play the hunter.
It's only three select hunters.
How do I switch servers? I like when you turn into a hunter.
okay bro oh my god he found him yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no this mode is better
infection yeah the horse is no longer with us and we're not now world wide bro world
white artist no borders just a paintbrush and an easel can you sort by
infection is it infection mode main is that what you do painting masters only
I mean I would tag myself as this I would but um I'm uh I'm ugly. I'm not going to right now. I
Would I would hide hide the server all right
Although let me see
Yeah, yeah, John I John I would I would all right. I got a good one
They need a painting noob tab for you good one, bro, good one man
All right, I got one I got one okay. No, I didn't they joined
What is double main mode main chat what does that mean anyone oh yeah the TV is broken
I mean brother oh yeah this map of course oh this just started let me see pretend I'm
a hunter. I'll wait the 300 seconds. This map's kind of difficult. Everyone hides and then
everyone hunts. First to find, I missed it. 300 seconds of Geo-Guessor? No, I don't know
I can beat somebody that fast or do a game that fast. I'd have to vibe check it the whole time
Yeah, I'd have to vibe check the whole time
Liza tier blacksmith wukong
Wukong if you want straightforward boss battles with a decent upgrade path.
LizaP if you want a bit more RPG elements in your boss fights and gameplay.
I would say they're both pretty good.
They're both good.
It's more about how streamlined of an experience you want.
LizaP is good, but like it depends on your pacing.
I would say Wukong is faster, more even more action than Liza P.
Yeah, Wukong is a boss rush, but still they still share similar things.
One is more slow down, more RPG down.
If I were to play one right now, I would play Wukong just because I want a better faster pace.
Yeah, both are good.
Liza P is a lot more like, uh...
You know, traditional souls-like loop.
I'm still hyped for their expansion. I'm glad they're taking their time.
It sounds like it might end up just be- I feel like they're gonna be like this was a DLC, but we made it into a second game.
I bet that's what they're gonna do. I would totally play more Wukong.
It's always been a second game, uh, well.
The gameplay is just fun.
The bosses were cool.
It was just like a satisfying looking game to play.
Cup of the day, do we do it, bro?
Do we do some cup and come back?
Do we quickly head over to the cup?
I could download my mods real quick.
And then we'll come back to Mecha Chameleon.
Let's do it.
Um...
Trackmania.
Yeah, what was the mod called again?
planet something planet track mania planet mod open planet
And it's like F10 in game or something.
I think it works now.
It should work now.
Let's see, let's see, buddy.
Let's see.
Let's see buddy, let's see.
Ah, let's see what we have here, boys, let's see what we have here, let's see what we
have your boys. I don't know if this music is good. Let's see if it is. Um, track of
the day. Someone is already selling the steam machine alternative with the same form backer
and better graphics and RAM for less.
Wait, like they customized the computer?
Wait, it didn't work.
Uh, that didn't work.
Shit.
Like an alternative build that you can buy
That's why
Okay, I think this works now
Not enough people gambling for Gaben?
I think the alternative is, um, some people don't want to use the computer.
Even if it is cheaper. The whole point of the steam machine is to make it so people...
It's for console brain people. They don't want to fucking use Windows. They want to go in with a controller.
And just go through a dashboard with a controller
You could make a budget computer. I guess that is better
but people the whole point is to
Have a fucking just like appeal to the console brain just wants a controller can go into steam
Big picture
Essentially and just play their games, which is very easy to do, but I don't think
Yeah, I don't think people care about that. It's easy for us
But I still think we're not the target audience for a steam machine. Oh
Yeah, I have everything. Where are they all? Oh
Shit, oh my god my you eyes back nice save
Now I just need my car back
I breathe the pain in the air and it is brown.
What the fuck is this music?
What the fuck is this music, bro?
I have your skin if you want, um, isn't it fast to install?
Isn't it just like in a folder, but then I'm going to have to restart the game.
Yes, um.
I might need more drum and bass, but whatever.
I'm back on the cup this map looks like it could be good actually
This looks like it could be a decent map.
Give me a good mix.
I don't have any good mixes.
I will play Hunger when the NDA drops.
48 seconds
Sorry about that, of course.
Bad timing.
All right, how do you do this, let's see.
This way.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Hold on, I got to change my keybind, goddammit.
Hold on.
Ah, what the fuck is it?
Okay, let's see here.
Okay, okay.
All set now.
Too much braking there.
I've been gone past this part.
Oh, is that a ending?
Oh.
Really?
Okay.
Alright, now it's a not suck.
Let's see.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Well, that's a weird turn.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Okay, okay.
my tires lift there I knew I need to fix everything
after this turns fucking weird I don't know how to do that turn I'm not sure
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay
of
How do you not clear that part?
How do you miss that?
It looks like it's a shortcut, but it's not.
Alright, what if I get a super wide here?
I got to perfectly drift that right there.
Shit.
minutes for one bonkless run seven all right seven attempts seven attempts
Here we go.
Holy shit.
First turn in shambles.
Oh my god.
This is gonna be a fun one.
Oh my fucking god.
Uh-oh.
Too wide maybe? Too wide?
Oh, fuck that turn!
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
It's gonna be this bonk-less.
No air brakes this time.
Wow.
Damn, man.
All blue, all blue.
Ah, shit, I hit it.
I blame this fucking music. What is this shit right now? What are we listening to? What is this trash?
Come on man band if this mix is bad man
Oh god, I have a feeling this is too fucking old school bullshit, initial D, whatever, this
feels like it's like, hmm, no.
This guy literally brought out the Soul Shakers.
Bannin', Bannin'.
Oh my god, this is just gonna be a natural bomb, yeah.
Ah, shit.
Everything about this is horrible right now.
Two attempts.
2 attempts, 2 attempts.
Two attempts. Two attempts. Two attempts. Two attempts. Exactly.
One attempt left.
I'll take the fucking 1318 whatever whatever
I'll take it I'll take the third 1325 I'll take that too
Believers feels bad It is what it is yo flocker with the ten
Give these, yeah, we need another. This is this is putting me to sleep, bro
This is like house dnb where it's salt shaker with the same
noise over and over
This is like to chill
who chill
Oh no no no synthwave no no no no no no no no futuristic electric fricking no faster
salt shaker
Whatever sure
Link me night for like me a good night for
Make me a good night cover we're about to go live I got two seconds
Oh
Yeah, we don't have two seconds hold on I got a minute 40 hold on
This guy linked me one song buddy, I have to not alt-tab I'm about to go in the race, dude
Come on, brother
Mixed with a lot of different songs
Oh my god
Put it on loop. I don't know if the song is good. He liked me one song
2025 bro really
I don't think anybody linked me nightcore
We're dead 40 seconds I could have practiced no way
Trust
I've heard a tipper.
I think this is too salt shaker.
Classical nightcore mix.
And that guy bro, that was like Katsune Miku fucking remixed you piece of shit.
I love how I defaulted back to the same shit I was trying to avoid.
Well, too late.
Well, too late.
Well, too late.
All right, we're locked in.
Here we go.
Live, live, live!
Oh my god, bro!
Are you kidding me? I DNFed!
After all that I DNFed.
Wait, but it's the first round, right? It's the first round, right? Doesn't matter.
I hit the button. I told you this happens every single time.
And then that's not the whole tournament, right?
It's just DNF'ing the first round.
Lerick is driving Track Mania's Cup of the Day starting with a tricky turn and burning
third attempt, now threatening Cat-Bans over a bad music mix.
Yeah, fuck you AI, that sounds correct!
Was this helpful? Yes!
What ever man I'm not I'm done I'm done
Look what dumb ass all right, this is it
Here we go here we go
Here we go, here we go.
DOOR!
You're kidding!
Oh, it was horrible, but whatever.
I have no mixes.
I have no mixes.
I have no mixes, boys.
I have nothing.
This guy linking me a five minute song.
Whatty, do you drive your fucking tractor to this music?
Do you see what we're playing?
match the temple
Okay, it's shitty, but I'm surviving.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.
What even is this right now?
We're done.
We're done.
It's over.
We're done.
Oh
There's on the top 10
Oh
I hit the button. I hit the button again.
I
Hit the damn button again, dude. I
Swear that that dude the thing is there's a lot of anxiety
Okay, when you first come back and then you just hit the damn button because you do that all the time in practice
And then it's a muscle memory key bind and then as soon as you mess up you hit it
But you're not supposed to hit that one if live because it completely cancels the round and acts like you
Orpated
Okay, that's what happened
Chat buffer subs on about the way buffer subs on day
Boat for subs on day
Insane timing
Not sewers, not sewers, for the love of God.
The Fent Lane build.
That's a good stretch, too.
Lower back stretch.
Yeah, Il Cooper, what up, Matt?
Ah, well his random, random lobby, easy clap.
Yeah, that server where you could see where everybody was hiding was great.
More of that.
It was so good.
This room looks like it's too small and someone's just gonna micro-inspect everything.
Ehhh... No, no, no...
Oh basic mode, not an infection.
Oh that makes sense, because, yeah.
Dude!
Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be!
Try 8-bit music.
We, uh... Sports music mix.
Or SimCity was good.
Oh shit, you know what? I feel like becoming some wallpaper today. Some nice wallpaper. Why not?
Come on now.
30 seconds.
I should join the beginner lobby.
Yeah, if you're pro, fuck off, man.
We're not good in this lobby, okay?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why is this game so hard?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why is this game so hard?
Oh shit. Why is this darker?
Oh dude, I'm gonna get shot in the face, man.
Oh my god.
These diamonds are hard to make.
You know what?
It looks easy.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead.
Oh my god.
The points don't even meet.
Close enough.
Close enough.
It looks good dude.
if you you know it looks good bro
although like this clearly does not really fit if you are oh my god that is
not a diamond holy shit man I ruined it I don't know how the middle part
connects oh my god this is a different blue I can't tell how to draw the middle
dude I can't tell I ruined it you know whatever dude it just looks obvious
cuz you guys know where it is bro okay it'd be untrained eye that looks
Fucking crazy dude. Look. Hmm. Hmm. Where could he be? Yeah, you guys are crazy, man.
That looks clean, bro. That looks good. From a distance? Holy.
Yeah, can you hear me dude?
Yeah. Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is it just one? Oh fuck.
Okay.
He's doing it. He's inspecting. He's inspecting. Stop inspecting! Stop! He left. Dude, I could
win this for the whole team. I could win this for the whole team. I could win this.
Whistle? I think you have to auto whistle.
It's just a auto whistle.
Top right needs a little work.
Dude, the whole thing needs work.
Dude, did it.
Why? Why did you tell me to do that, guys?
I thought an auto whistle would work.
I thought it would I thought of auto whistles. Oh
This a lobby doesn't have auto whistles on
Then every non-believer in the next 50 seconds. All right, we have a list
All right, this is fucking Palantir already motherfucker. We already know all your shit from
Look at that look at that
No! Get away, get away! Get away! Get away, get away!
Get away, get away! Stop looking here, stop!
In the woods, in the woods, in the woods!
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
In here, in the woods-
da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
There it is boys.
There it is.
Look at that shit.
Look at that!
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Easy!
Where am I?
No one's even looking at the Picasso painting here.
Hey, bruh, you hear me, bruh?
You hear me?
Plain sight.
Yeah jump if you hear me do jump bro jump okay we're going all right we got to do a
crazy pose
yeah
Oh, I don't know what I just chose.
Imagine dying in this lobby, dude.
Alright, here we go.
Hmm.
How are we doing this?
Wait, isn't this the level...
Chat, I know s- wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me sit here.
Okay, I know I do this all the time. I know, la la la, one strat, same joke, la la la, fuck you.
Okay, let's see if this works.
All right, I don't need the non-believer telling me shit. Okay. I just won that shit, bro
Okay
This actually might be a little difficult now
This is the hard mode model
You just saw something new bro, what do you mean do something new you literally just saw something new buddy buddy
Rose watching you shit
All right, there it is there it is
There it is, there it is. I like that right there. I like that.
Are you kidding me? How do you go under the bench?
How does that even happen?
Are you serious? I swear I just grew. I swear I just got bigger
Yeah, it takes two seconds to draw toilet paper. Okay, relax
Okay, sure, sure. This one's the bulky roll. I should make three. You know what? Shit. Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, let's go three here. We're going triple roll. Triple roll build.
Oh my god, why?
Oh my god.
Oh, we're good.
I need...
I need more black.
okay okay now now oh shit all right hold on hold on
we're blending a little bit we're blending are you kidding we're good
why are you moving dude all right hold on how do I make the shadow now oh
Oh god, the shadow. Dude, this is horrible actually. Why am I doing this?
Chill, chill, oh god.
It kind of looks like rolls of toilet paper
Ruin
I'm trying to add the shadow dude, okay?
What the fuck are you doing you look like dude so look like I know what I'm doing.
It's worked before.
That looks horrible.
That looks so bad.
That looks horrible. That looks so bad.
Are you kidding me? Who the fuck is this guy?
Wait a minute. Did I make a decoy right there?
Oh, I think I made a decoy.
oh shit they're coming they're approaching 80 seconds whatever send it send it get rid of that
clean it up a little bit
very nice very nice easy
there it is boys
I don't know what to call this one. I'm still thinking of the name
Really press X to remove the clone
I hit X nothing happened
There it is man another win 24 man lobby another win god damn dude easy clap
Another one.
Yeah, why do I have no points?
What the hell is this?
18 points?
Out of the points work.
Points only work in line of sight.
What? Oh, so it's my fault they never checked the room that is part of the map?
Now get the fuck out of here, man. Oh, it's my fault?
That was actually, yeah, that meat was very well made.
That guy blended that shit like crazy.
That's why you have to whistle to get points.
I was spamming whistle and got like 18 points.
Might as well just like make yourself in the front of the spawn then.
Absolute banger now we're going to do a Zelda lo-fi there is a good Zelda lo-fi mix I used
to listen to I think it's actually this one.
Well, if I'm still good sometimes.
All right, Hans Zimmermix.
I like that all right what the hell am I gonna be here
here.
Is this too obvious?
It's being right next to the red.
Is this giving it away too much?
Boing!
Boing!
29 seconds, chill, dude!
Okay, okay, we're gonna have the bottom half purposefully like that.
How the fuck is that yellow, dude?
Dude
You're kidding I'm dead I'm dead they're gonna know bro. They're gonna see that
man man
Insane mess by the way
If I had more time I would have been invisible
I'll cancel it up by killing one guy
I am not the worst drawer buddy you're not that good at hiding you don't got a
whistle we know where you are
What the hell dude?
How was he not flashing red?
That's where I was.
Okay, okay.
How we doing here?
How we doing?
How we doin' here, how we doin'?
Five lefts.
This is a common hiding spot.
Holy shit.
How did that guy not see all those people?
He was looking down, there are two above him.
Nah, the random lobbies are nice.
People come over here
Said that you
Yo, baby
Random is not my fault this fucking game stole 10 million copies in these stream snipers all have phd and streams night
All right, it's not my fault
Yeah, I'm finding any of these people they're probably one guy's probably under here
90 seconds we can't lose this
We got a micro-inspect now.
Oh, he found one.
If I find the last one, a hundred gifties.
I'm here.
He whistled like right around this area.
Is he in this weird shape
No way
Wait, oh, he's dead. He was dead. Where's the guy then?
Hey, where's the guy?
I literally don't see a red one.
I did not even see a red one.
Be safe.
You map, never before played maybe?
There it gets filled deep in like a chameleon pulling up winds with a Picasso diamond and
a triple toilet paper roller disguise.
Oh boy, if you could help, there's never entered the room.
True, true.
I
True true Brett that true true
Yeah, this is this has a hundred percent win rate
Okay, if this was a tournament setting if this was like e-sports
This would be one of my fucking spots. All right, if this was twitch rivals e-sports edition. I
I need to perfect the paint. All right. This is this is this has a hundred percent win rate actually
I shouldn't even be streaming this because it's actually a
You guys are gonna use it now
You're welcome, I guess you're welcome. Let's see here
There it is now fuck this spot right
There, you know what, and if you want to go crazy about it, boom.
Holy shit.
There it is.
This game just makes me sad.
Okay, I wish I was a good painter.
Like...
You know?
Oh shi-
I should've started all green.
Did I actually stick out like a sword gun right now?
But maybe they won't.
Fuck you man. Why are you looking all the way up there?
Alright, that is a 68% chance now of winning.
Nope, stream sniper.
Lalalalalalala.
Nope.
Where you at brother?
Where you at?
We know you're there brother.
We know you're there.
We know you're there, brother, we know.
One second, Chad.
I
Here we go
Come on give me one kill here one kill one guy
One guy one guy
180 160 seconds
Where you guys at right now?
I'm looking
Okay, we got some fucking a plus our class students here, huh?
Okay, okay!
You gotta slow it down sometimes.
Okay.
I sort of just saw, like, I moved here.
Oh, has really sucked, man!
Yeah, one of the rats is in there.
in the tree bro he's in the tree he's in one of these trees dude there he is there
is holy shit it was just a fucking mango I'm going in here so what's got to be in
here. He got shit on. Wow. Nothing in here. Boys. One job. Yes. One job. We failed. 30
The hunters collectively, dude, failed.
Is he in that tree?
are you kidding me right now are you fucking me right now how
That's so good, man.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
You can hide, dude.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Alright, alright.
How is that guy not at the number one?
He was literally in the open.
This should have been a number one.
They get no points? He was in the open, though.
That spot is known by now?
Oh, they need to actually look at you to get points and then not shoot you.
1.7 x or pussy dude I suck ass at this bro okay I think my map bugged what
What happened to my shit dude?
Can I fix this?
Oh, the host force started and didn't wait for downloads?
Yikes.
No!
Host!
Host!
Restart!
The void.
Ain't coming back boys. He's not he's not restarted this I
Don't think it's happening
Do I go to a different server or do we do some geoguessir?
Yeah, this is going to take a while.
Alright, who's out there?
Fresh server?
Never before seen.
I'm going to join the pro server guys.
Yeah, don't trust the beginner welcome servers the host is usually a god so he can farm the beginners
The heck search time what do you mean search time? Oh
Wait, I don't think it's oh
No, no, no, no, no, no. I joined too late.
There is the server's pact right now.
Even though this person definitely keeps following me.
The CIC person?
I believe in you man, no one knows you're there.
I like that they're gonna not think
everybody
interesting in no way bro no way it's messed up because I joined late but that is literally
hard mode. The amount of texturing you need on the damn cilantro, the spaghetti, the cheese.
Dude, what are you even doing? That's that's literally hard mode.
You need a Wycombe tablet for this one.
No, don't look at it. Don't look at it. This guy's gonna win. Oh my god. He's the last one left. Holy shit
Dude our way calm whatever
Why come that's crazy, I wish I could see what it looked like in its foot in its fullness. I
Join too late
Actually insane, dude.
Wow.
And whistling.
Are you kidding me?
Take down the Mona Lisa.
We found a replacement.
Finally, a 2026 painting.
Who in modern time is going in the museum?
God damn.
Where the hell is the new?
Where the hell are the new artists of our time?
Yeah
He's winning actually 10 out of 10 painter modern day fucking money look at this shit
are you kidding wait is this same?
oh why does it always show that same guy's fucking name it wasn't even him
All right, where we headed?
If this server messes up, I'm gonna GeoGuess her.
Voice chat is, it's an open mic, but the thing is, I think because it's hosted by a player,
the open mic sometimes is super laggy.
Because there are already the guys already hosting 24 players add in people talking and
then that's when you start getting shit boy quality.
No!
Why did he leave?
Dude.
Why'd you leave, Matt?
I'm in the server just wanted to shit.
Are you kidding me?
We're done with that game.
We're gonna go do an actual game now,
even though that game was an actual game
great game but I can only do it for so long because sometimes there's so much
fucking weight in between and a bunch of bullshit in between. Alright here we go.
France, Italy.
Excepto personas movilidad, reducerada. Never mind.
Spain? Portugal? What the hell was that? There it is. There it is. Banco.
It's one see this see this is Spain or Portugal for sure. I have to be
Dude who the fuck uses MSN dude the info I need is literally right there
I might just lock in Spain and call it a day and then he drove away. Are you kidding me?
I think that says yes and we're gonna go right in the middle
Let me form wrong oh it is Spain right
okay buddy okay keep in mind he's 684 okay where this is a raid boss this guy has raid
Big Boss Level Geography Knowledge.
Interesting, interesting.
Literally getting no info from that.
Interesting.
That tells me something.
There it is.
Kind of.
What is up with France and I can never pinpoint where the fuck in France I am.
Laurent Saint Nicholas do I is that a fucking place dude do a
I don't know hopefully hopefully holy shit all the way up north god damn it was an actual
a place. Do-ee. Do-i. It's a guy! It's a guy! It happens! It happens! It's a guy! It's
Okay interesting
How we feel in here I
Want to say this is Southeast Asia, but then I think it's South America too
No, I think it's Southeast Asia
Okay, main road speak to me
Kki a Indonesia
Kki a for the airport if we go up of that Malaysia
Filipina
Kki a maybe in Jakarta
Maybe, maybe, I doubt I'm fucking gonna die with it, no, I don't know, I don't know, brother.
Mickey and Donald's? We got a Mickey and Donald?
Donna Pustaka?
Where are we mad? Where are we, dude? Tell me, dude.
Pusat!
I bet one of those signs would have actually told me right here one of these look like
ah wait nope nope too far too far to engage with Malaysia but I mean that doesn't say
Yeah, that doesn't mean shit though, that doesn't mean shit though!
It could just- He could just be traveling!
He could just be traveling!
But, fine. Fine.
Oh, you fucking dude, what did you do? Put your truck in the-
I mean it was. Hold on, wait a minute.
Is that Malaysia?
Where was that border? Fuck, I lost, I suck.
Was that part of Malaysia?
It was right that top part is still Malaysia. I
Actually don't think I've ever seen that part of Malaysia actually be an answer
In all of the geo guessing
I've never seen the top part of that
landmass. Oh
Now you're gonna give me a oh, let me let's all you just lost against somebody 200 elo higher
Here's somebody 300 elos higher by the way sure
All right, are we back in France?
We are
Applaud!
Oh my god, I'm about to just go Paris and call it a day
I'm about to just go there. I didn't know where else. France equals Paris
Right in the middle
Right in the middle.
Smell some Elo in the water.
Yummy.
Yo, Creme, what up?
Do not rush on Adam Colony.
What?
I'm going Malaysia, Indonesia. I'm going power play here. Power play here. Power play here. Oh,
no, this is bad. How sad is your life to shit talk in fucking Geo? Yes, sir. Funny. Okay. It was
Just get normal, Pac.
Malaysia Singapore, Malaysia!
Where are we? Where are we?
Again, I get...
Okay!
Alright, let's see here.
Is Namath Ar-Alksanus Nabata Bust Will Be Bust At Luju?
Oh, he's from there, boys. He speaks that language.
No.
Is he mad? Is he mad?
Okay, buddy.
Saint Steppen's and Bujwonga School made an appointment.
Uh, let's see.
I got like, Bungoma, dude, where is Bungoma?
I'm going South Africa right now.
Please don't be Nigeria, don't be Nigeria!
Ah, shit, no, no, close, close game, close.
That's why he's 745.
Buddy, buddy, hmmm more elo.
How she did you like my name?
Okay, mangaboo, bling, but I ain't bling.
Oh my god, I'm being haunted by Southeast Asia right now, dude.
It's just literally a toss-up between Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia constantly.
Talk to me right here, right here!
Oh my god! Why are you driving?
I have no idea.
No idea.
Malaysia, Malaysia.
Please be Malaysia, please be Malaysia, not Indonesia.
We'll take it, we'll take it.
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on jealousy hold up hold up hold up hold up
okay guy
really
speak to me dude
adenos
You're kidding.
I swear there's a road sign, but this guy drives so slow and it's all blocked off.
I don't know where we are. It could be Mexico.
Where's your quay?
Ow, ow.
Oh, this is the fun part, because now it's about where in Austria or Germany.
Come on, speak to me.
Come on.
On...
Loat pulled.
GG boys. GG.
I'm staying on the border. I have no idea. I'm staying on the border. Please don't be deep Germany.
Okay.
Okay.
He's kicking my ass man. He's kicking my ass.
Oh, okay. Wait come back. We're in America. Oh my god, please I can 1.5
Crit hit him, but I bet he knows where I am more than I know
No
Okay, oh my god, I swear there's a side that said Washington
Oh my god, it was in Georgia. It was in Georgia!
Come on, man.
Feel a bit fresher.
I have no idea where we are.
Guatemala, Gigi, Brazil, Spain, one sec.
you
D. E. equals Austria.
screw that guy, okay? Here we go, no excuse. No excuse.
E.Lo matched E.Lo. Here we go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's see, let's see.
Uh oh. I have no idea. Bulgaria? Bulgaria. Serbia. Okay, okay.
I
From the moat
Rens
Yeah, what is up with friend what's up with the graffiti why you got graffiti on this too you guys just graffiti everything
I can't tell if Ren's or Renus is a pl- Oh my god!
Easy, flat, easy, you love.
No!
He knew!
something European Switzerland
Somewhere in Germany. I have no idea. I don't know. There's gonna be anywhere. I'm going
West, West.
Wow
Yeah, I you know what I
Did say Switzerland initially it's just a line they drew bro and
Remove the line is basically the same area as part. We're still in Germany
Prozac thing like the line changes the the ground
Prozac thing like the line the human drew is gonna change the fucking soil and trees dumbass
B-Warner. Okay, this is 100% Germany. Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? Where
Where are we?
Gargonfarch?
Dude, what the heck are we doing?
I don't know what city this is, nor does this guy, because he isn't done yet.
We're both lost.
And over.
Well, I was gonna do Frankfurt. I should have just done Frankfurt. I was gonna default to Frankfurt.
I was just gonna default that because I was like well I'm gonna trick I'm gonna
pick a city
okay buddy relax you ain't the only one who can let who can who can read Taiwanese
or Thai Thailand knees
also known as Thai
Okay, where are we at here?
This is like a micro nubas match.
We both just keep barely doing damage to each other.
VEVIR.
South America.
Where in South America?
I think that guy yesterday said, oh, Schwarma's made it out here.
Uh, I remember that guy said, I think Chile in South America or Columbia.
I think it's Columbia is the only one with yellow license plates.
I don't remember though if it was Columbia.
I think it was.
That's got to tell me.
That's got to tell me right here.
Where I'm coming right now.
I'm unified.
There's not a yet enough co-cocha.
Capital, tourist to God.
Dilla, Amazonia.
So Brazil, Amazon?
You're an acocha
My fucking god where the fuck is you're an acocha, dude
It's over I have no idea
GG GG
What
Honey
I'm panicking in the guys in the Philippines
Japan
No, not Japan not Japan
Not Japan, you know what Taiwan
Yung Cheon Rho, Taiwan or Hong Kong?
Or South Korea?
I don't know if this is Seoul or some shit.
It could be Seoul.
I'm not sure.
Fuck me.
I don't know.
Busan, brother?
Seoul?
interesting well this place is crazy looking
I don't think it's the Middle East buddy what where the hell is this no way
Hey!
Okay.
That's actually fucking stupid.
Whatever.
You're kidding, dude.
It's a lot of red X's.
Oh
This this game really and now you're gonna throw a turkey at me, okay
Couldn't have done that earlier
Okay, okay.
So think about Viennames, it's either Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh.
One or the other.
Hmm.
Bamboo.
Whoa.
Hold up, hold up.
Green Street where I
Don't know if this is oh my god, I guess it's what she meant. Oh
Get out of here, dude. Oh
Come on the 55th dude
Are we talking like Leon like isn't Leon and like France no Casa Blanca definitely not
The hell is this
I'm thinking this is chilly or
Talk to me talk to me
Is that Columbia
I'm going right now drum bells Tori on koa
You gotta tell me the country man. I'm coming with my car right now. I didn't know the country right now
Someone call that guy, tell him I ask him if he has an appointment available.
Come on dude.
This guy's truck.
Come on man.
and...
Mmmmm.
Dude, your 800 rank, lock it in.
I might just go Mexico I might just go Mexico
Yep.
Still took damage, yikes.
No multiplier.
Wentworth?
Is this Australia?
Ain't no way.
should be Madagascar. Went with.
By travel or South Africa? I think this is Australia though.
What was, uh, what, uh, I am Madagascar.
I don't think, I don't think so.
It's just, it's been on Madagascar before.
I swear it's Australia.
I'm thinking West Australia.
We're traveling.
And they drive on the left.
This guy definitely already knows exactly where it is.
He zoomed in pinpointing specifically the road we're on, guaranteed.
I should just end it here.
I'm gonna travel down and lose anyways with no info as to where we are, other than Wentworth,
which I'm gonna assume is near Berth.
Yeeeet, B.O.L.O.
guy's east he's right he's right b79 b79 even though it's b76 yep
I'm impressed bro 05 hold on give me a second man give me a second
Come on, man.
All right, here we go boys lock it in all right no excuse no excuse
Here we go. One, two, three, help others.
Ba-ba-da-la-lucky.
Malaysia.
There it is.
Holy shit, bro. Easy.
Easy clap.
It's Philippines.
Oh my God, it's the Philippines, dude.
Why?
Why would you have a sign underneath the three
Helpers wanted, which is local, talking about Malaysia while we're in the Philippines.
Send it.
Send it.
I know this is a win.
Believers, you're getting paid today.
Believers.
Even though you're in the negative, you're going to make that negative less closer to zero.
I'm gonna make that negative less closer to zero.
Okay.
We're stuck in a parking lot.
Din blaine!
Din blaine!
Oh yeah!
You wanna get a din blaine?
This feels like England.
Din blaine!
I think it is. It is. It is. It is. Indeed.
Dinblad. Now where's Dinblad?
I am not going to find this.
I am not going to find this.
I am not gonna find this
Ain't nobody ain't nobody dude. I am finding this shit at all, bro. We are right here
Is this guy even in the right country
He is.
Wait, he was right next to me.
Wow!
Dumblings all the way there.
What do we have here?
Wait.
Really?
Romania?
Dude, I was about to think this was, uh, not that.
Finally, I win.
Fiii- Wait, where is he?
Oh my god buddy, stop putting your blip next to my blip.
Stop it!
Stop!
Merica?
Merica, hold on, hold on, chill, chill.
Ewww!
Jacksonville Heights.
That could be like many different places.
Try to leave.
Try to leave this area.
The trash can actually might say.
No, you did not find this.
No.
No.
Uh-oh.
I am not sure.
Uh-oh, Tennessee.
I actually, I'm not sure, dude.
I don't know, I don't know.
Was it seriously just Jacksonville, Florida, dude?
Are you kidding?
That's what I thought.
Jacksonville, that was Jacksonville.
instantly made me think of Florida, but then I was like,
I don't think I've ever even seen Florida on GeoGesser.
Feels bad.
Oh, there's like a Jackson's height
or some shit and fricking,
like some of the different East Coast areas.
We scattered.
I mean, I think just with that easy
GG GG no you knew no dude yo he's already there dude fuck this guy bro who is this
Yo, what are you doing, man?
Of course.
Ah, shit dude.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, okay.
Reforesee constructionists.
Spain, Portugal.
Spain, Portugal.
I think.
Uh oh.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't know how this guy probably San Francisco and dude
Mexico then
Mexico bro
It was Spain dude. I'm done with this game. I'm done with the world. Okay. I'm done with this this world
I
you
you
you
you
you
You
He will be there.
Now back up!
Get the hell back up!
Masters up and delivers a massive grounded down punch to the head.
Relax buddy, relax.
What are you doing with us?
Well I know it's early champ, but that is absolutely serious.
To get that reversal and not end up in a compromising spot.
He's really on the fly.
It's a big moment.
It's as if he knew his opponent was going to put him down.
getting the traversal they make him a little more heavy
time for some desperation wrestling champions heard very bad
I'm just out of here man. I'm just trying to deliver my mom's on my honey route. I'm just on my honey route.
Very nice.
Easy.
Have you played Aliens Dark Descent?
I'm not sure, dude.
Shat!
Over sub Sunday, by the way, boys, we are doing sub Sunday tomorrow.
That is happening.
More chin strength.
Yeah, Christus yesterday.
What
This prestige do anything it makes us hear bass stats are higher
And I think it makes us we can just max it out higher something
I'm looking too desperately, but so far has not been found.
Oh, what am I fighting?
I hear we are down to a Toyota center.
You saw my last fight.
And it seems like every time you watch the computer,
Special happens you have some one ninety two obviously
One sixty six
I'm not suggesting he needs to pass himself necessarily, but throwing caution to the crowd and all of his bombs, don't get it, don't make it.
I know.
I know.
I understand.
Let me get up here.
Let me get up here.
Let me get up here.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Come on!
Strike by your bear and perhaps open up a cut. Yeah, he's bleeding out.
Yeah, open up a cut. It's not bad.
Right about a bad cut.
We gotta keep an eye on him.
There it is. There it is.
There it is. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
That's a bad hit.
Whoa!
It's out of control now.
What the hell?
Ow, ow, ow!
He's got a point! He has a point! That's not cool!
This bike is going to stop!
He's hard grounded, outshot there.
I guess it was hard looking right up.
Back to his feet.
Well, he's kind of just playing with it at this point, right?
You think he's going to go in and just get him out of it?
He's driving his ass.
No, I'm not.
Now we're done, Tim!
Done!
Hit!
Hit, man!
There's one!
Round two straight in.
Markzoo, the round's over, but not before damage was done.
Dude, he's in!
The team sustained that round,
putting in there quickly as usual to try to seal it up.
Archie, there's the horn. He got knocked down by a punch in that round.
And he keeps taking the time to come again.
Oh, man, a massive shot.
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, they do the special.
They do the special.
Thank you, thank you.
That was unbelievable.
Trying to get some of my back deliverables.
Now as he gets it done by TKO.
He's still for that.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
What a win for that young man tonight by TKO.
is good brothers is good the metro games have a great easy to easily get the metro
games. It's great.
That's the type of game that like does not, um, I mean that game holds up heavily.
bring the scars they've certainly done that time and time again.
They love to fight you, Lesnar vs. Lesnar, Armgate vs. Gulls,
Woodley vs. Maya, Cyborg Country Championship,
Los Santos vs. Velazquez. So many people have come to this arena.
As champion and lost those titles, what history will you make?
Really?
Dude, I always love my guard for that kid.
It's really good.
Thanks, John.
I always say, don't pay that pressure,
but I believe to take out the guy.
The only thing that will save him out there.
Oh.
Man, it's a little...
Yes, man!
God, I'm starting to...
Oh!
Shoot a cover here.
Hey, don't push them around!
You won't break into them!
You can't stay safe until you're up against the potential.
That's a bit...
Oh!
Oh, God!
I'm going to take out this grandest juice right this time.
So we've lost the 47th walking all opening round.
Final seconds of round one.
Okay, I did some good leg damage. This guy's trying to find the patient.
I know man, sometimes this game, it's like...
It's crazy how much shit they put in this game and the most basic just playing functionality just does not work.
It was straight
Yeah, what about just playing the game you know, you didn't even fix the fundamental part
Really get it always lock I'm not gonna do that
Not gonna block in the leg, but he's really gonna block in here.
Not gonna block that!
Visible damage, and you see him starting to make mistakes now.
And his defense is because his leg is so beat up.
It's red, it's all beat up, he's limping,
he's turning away, there are so many things that he's doing wrong now
because of the leg damage he's taking.
Nice block.
I'm gonna go right now.
Stop it! Stop it!
Well that's what it is right there.
You were throwing it and then you need a shot.
Goddamn it.
To get him off his car.
That's exactly why you love MMAs.
Anything can happen at any moment that you just saw it.
Unfolded.
I
Break your leg
But it doesn't have a lot of blockers on it.
I'm breaking the leg.
It's a tough one, he's not gonna be successful again.
Checking the tape right now is not gonna work, it's too late.
This guy should have a trust this early.
Now he's gonna have to puff it out and get through this.
No!
One hit is now to go round two.
That's not right, Brown. That's not right.
I don't know how the fight isn't starting to stop yet.
I have no idea man.
Get the wheelchair! Get the wheelchair!
I can still fight! I can still fight!
I can do it!
He's a...
Oh, another guy.
Like...
He's...
He's...
He's...
He's a...
That's not it!
That's not it!
That's not it!
That's not it!
Now, let's kick him.
I'm dying!
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Wow, strong roundhouse kick there.
All right, so he has landed a lot of big shots here early.
Has he gotten it out of there yet?
No, he hasn't gotten it out of there yet.
But these opportunities, you have to take advantage of them.
The next time he gets hurt, he's got to get a high attack.
All right, so look at that, a cut has been opened around that eye area.
He's taking shots over and over again.
The last time I shot up, no!
Overly versus the doggy.
And you know, there's still having fun.
Alex, you're a great player.
Come on, man.
One more set up here.
Nice set up, but I'm all about.
Ooh, looks like it might be locked in.
I got out, I think. I think I got out.
Oh, what's he doing now? He goes...
Oh, he got out!
Actually defeated.
Not a great position out.
We're fucked! We're fucked!
Those guys constantly perfectly maneuvering around you with full stamina.
He actually might win this.
The fight is out! The fight's gonna continue!
Oh my goodness, I know who's looking for the car that's parking in the middle of the road.
Fosh is flammable, he's starting to fosh right now.
Nice try, working hard.
Hope's gonna get back.
Fosh is now flammable, he's sure that he has the most conduct in that aisle there.
Yeah, he's gonna hit me up.
What a beautiful uppercut.
A brand new beautiful curve.
You wasted your time.
2!
3!
2!
3K all victory!
Come on, Curtis!
He almost had it, man.
Oh my god, man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god
Here we go inside the Octagon for the official decision to Bruce Bokla
YAAAHHH
This is me
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise please
Why?
Why?
Don't mess with my guy
4 minutes, 57 seconds for the very first round
I don't want to lose
All right
Oh!
Oh!
Here!
watch it, there he is, the man
there it is, boys, there it is
Your one won't probably switch inside your DNA
Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA
Daddy probably snitch, heritage inside your DNA
Back home that exists, burn on solid jellyfish I age
Please, my better rivals definitely don't tolerate the front
Shit, I've been through brotherly offence, you this is brawler's oldest son
I know murder convictions from this boosters, burgers, brawlers, digs
Redemption scholars, fathers digs, we kids and I wish I was dead
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on. Come on.
What do we have here? What do we have?
and that's the rest of the
right here we go boys here we go boys
He must be all backstage the whole three piece and so do people.
We're happy to be here tonight.
He never was supposed to, and he got a deal that he was not expecting.
Let me tell you something, man, when you're in the arena-
Oh!
Oh!
You shall manhandle what?
I mean, early in the fight, he already had all the fun.
Oh!
No!
This meeting was not now.
One-fighters land simultaneously.
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, Jay!
You're a big loser!
Oh my God!
I'm gonna keep pressing!
He ate that kick!
He took that whole kick!
Yup!
My word, these heavy weights are going at it!
And that's the thing, right?
Seeing a high piece at 1.35m,
the weight level is heavyweight!
Come on, Jamie.
No! Just don't put that now on his forehead.
Oh, they're trading huge shots here. We'll see who's the last man standing.
Check that, we're looking at damage, and I'm not sure he even planted.
I mean, he's almost fading.
What the hell is that?
They got some whip on them, man.
Man, he kind of looked like me just walking right into that punch. No defense.
Better put that head.
Right to the cup. Really started to open up wider now.
He's got to crack this.
Oh my god.
He's going to be the target.
No one's got some room.
Oh!
Scrap the ball to the touch now.
Oh, man!
Two minutes to go in a back and forth first round here
damn dude, that's not good right now, that's not good
damn
I mean, I was in there trying to close it up.
That's what we expected right there.
What the fans want to see.
Marnie.
Marnie.
Marnie knocked down form courtesy of that punch in that round.
DC, here's a replay.
Yeah, but in the previous round, they were both fighting very well.
But when he landed this punch right here that sits his opponent down,
it showed that the power is not equal.
And if he can land, he does have the ability to damage it.
You really wanted to see himself get punched huh?
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I don't know if you want to play with me.
Alright, back up. That's a header.
Under three minutes now to go, and what has been the first half-page opening round here?
I bet.
That is...
Oh, man, this dude is good.
Two-flex head!
Nice job off Penson, he's with Jack Man's team.
Man, the accuracy of the section hold a beautiful shake up there.
Hold it, 10-jin.
Brake start, keep supporting that range.
Unbelievable.
Shit.
No!
Alright, so perhaps he's gonna have to address something defensively.
There is a legitimate cut around his eye.
Yeah, cut on the arc in that last strike.
You gotta pay attention now before it gets worked.
This guy's really good at range, man.
Okay, okay!
Confidence is high.
I swear he fell on my uppercut.
at the end. I swear it took him because he fell onto that air.
I swear that's what he actually thought it took him out.
Yeah, that hit him, dude.
As he was falling, he fell into the uppercut.
Cause I think it would've stunned him, but he could've brought his block up.
All right, we set it inside for the official decision here is Bruce Buffett
Okay, okay
Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mark Goddard has gone south of the spot now
At 4 minutes 28 seconds of the very first round
Play the winner of the round
Mark Goddard
Hit it!
Boom boom boom
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
What am I doing?
I'm just trying to stop them from dying.
So far so good, so far so good, boys.
Uh-oh.
Jack, 22nd KO.
22nd KO. Unlock the lead body shots. 20 seconds. Passes the lead. Oh that's how you do it.
He must serve for the outside, use that long jab to keep his distance and only engage on his troops.
Alright, that was a little shit.
Oh, left hook to the head, it's locked.
Not bad.
Oh, question, even one chance for Steven Warwick with Thompson, how good was the technique there?
The game plan, of course, was to come out aggressively, but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
As it landed, if he has gas tanks on the bridge, Michael, it's not working!
Well, things have been so quickly, you might have seen a beautiful left hand land that they're all going to go.
Oh, nice lady, fucking champ, yup.
They're doing a real nice job with these leg kicks, trying to slow his opponent down and largely succeed.
Just a slip there.
Just over two minutes to go.
Oh my god, he dodged it.
Oh, you're the best.
In red hand.
That's a big kicker.
I should have opened up a cut around his eye area.
He hasn't moved his head well.
He's taken shots to key, and now what kind of zone is that?
All right, well, pretend you got an opportunity.
The check goes by the board.
He had to stun.
He only finished, and now he's recovered.
Great start, but he's recovered.
He needed to get that finish.
That's it, though.
It is now that he's got his legs back on him.
All right, so the uppercuts have been a big part
of the storyline of this one, but the setups
have really been key for him.
He's not telegraphing that strike
and the opponent hasn't been able to adjust.
Oh, shit.
It's a very tricky one, especially in the way that he throws.
He throws it at a time when you expect so many different types,
but it's because he has such a vast amount of power.
No.
I'm dead.
He's hurt bad, John.
I stood this.
He set that up the right way.
Oh, shit.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, sweet.
I
Worryed I'm worried I worried
I'd be a lot so I'd be a lot
I need one of those like I
Oh, and there's that inside leg kick. You just slap yourself hard on the inside of the ball.
Oh, he's so fast! This is a hurt, but he's still fighting.
Man that was crazy he was rocking and rolling and he got rocked.
He was fighting so well that he took that big shot that rocked him.
I wonder if he's going to be able to regain all of that momentum.
Well this is absolutely the hurtlessness it's hard to see.
Oh no no.
This man goes to strike and calls him right away.
Oh, damn you!
The undisputed, handsome, everywhere champion of the world!
Him and his team said they would win this fight and they would win it!
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Big right hand there!
Archer, early ground one action, and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking game.
He's going for a break.
He's straight here, but he's not having much success.
That'll slow down a little bit, hates himself.
He makes sure that he can fight that old fighter.
Archer, look at that, a cut has been opened around that eye area.
He's taking shots over and over again to that area.
I'm hitting you right now, dude.
He's dealing with a cup.
For being done, they're done here.
Oh, it looked like he got tagged a couple times there on top.
And there it is as he snaps off another beautifully placed jab.
I mean, behind the face. He's behind on the reaction.
And he just drops another jab on him.
The biggest shot this man has all in life is the fastest of the coverage shots.
He's hurting for sure, gotta make an adjustment I would think.
Yeah, this is the time for him to shoot for a take down.
Open that as the opponent gets excited over the roll and they will have a chance to take it to the mat.
I walk in like blood, perhaps this is the fight for that cut.
This really started to open up line now.
They're starting to open up.
You're done here, bro. You're done.
It's over.
You're done, dude.
You're done, red man.
You're never gonna be bad.
You left the nest!
Man, you left the high!
Oh!
What about you two getting with the head high?
I don't believe it.
We will be done if you don't leave after you left the high!
You better do it because they take that.
We are fighting in the U.S.
You are the best!
Ten seconds to go around.
I'll see if you're able to get the fence.
I'm going to see your cameras.
I'm going to see your cameras.
I'm going to see his cameras.
We're going to stay with him
All right back to the screws we go offensively a lot to light from him
We're done here
I
Don't need it
Back in 4th action. We love it. We love the two guys that evenly match it tonight
These two are showing not only are they evenly matched they're fighting at a level above anything we've ever seen a difference
Well, he has been nothing
Because of that chat he established it early and that helps to set up
There's Mark on the Thanksgiving, Mr. Soap, here's a bill of honor, you gotta do it, get your hands up!
Just be proud, take me!
I'm just three minutes here to go in round two.
Well, he's landed a few big uppercuts already, I will get you a thousand...
Oh!
Just an in-fight to get the take-down.
I mean, on that take-down he was pretty bad, John.
I cannot hear that take-down, man.
They have played him, he gets missed in this fight.
This isn't like you dude. This isn't like you.
He escapes up to his feet. Very nice.
Wow.
Look at that shot. That was a great shot.
Now we'll see some anti-grappling on the other side.
Nice movement to avoid that strike coming down.
Thanks.
You're up against the 10th, and you're the dominant fighter,
champion of China.
Try to serve a little longer, Ben.
Try to keep my body, and keep it in the eye.
I'm not allowing you to use the eye as a barrier.
Ow!
Ow!
He's hurt bad.
You're going to throw some big shots at this one.
Yeah, now he's got to be working.
You keep right now.
I
Man those takedowns every takedown I tried
Yeah, that's spinning kick I like put my head down and well
I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
Oh, yeah, he's got hit in the eye and not as a cut, but it's nothing to worry about too much now.
He's got to be very careful with it as we go forward.
Now leather pants thrown on both sides!
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to ace himself.
But throwing caution to the wind and all of these bombs.
No good of that land.
Well, I mean, yeah, it was a game of land, but if it's not landing,
he's got to be careful not to get countered.
Because he's over it's been in him so much,
he gets countered and he may go to sleep.
Nice job blocking that punch.
Nice to be able to hit.
Nice to be able to hit.
Now the hurt but still firing back.
Watch for him to set up that hook again now.
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Wow, what's that the official decision is in we go to the veteran voice of the octagon Bruce buff
He just put me in the bed, bro.
Bed time.
Oh!
That was like a missle to the face.
You want to refund?
Guess what, buddy?
It's not how it works.
Sometimes you sit down from Blackjack and play one hand and instantly lose.
You know like I'm gonna make those hundred last and then you're out after four hands.
Because the dealer keeps pulling face cards and you keep getting twos or sixes.
Ready?
Let's go.
Here we go.
Here we go!
There's one of me!
Yeah!
Beautiful body kick!
Couple of chains here, being tested early!
Alright, so, a Stonic Strike moments ago, now the CG stand for which is a part of this record.
Again, he pulled at the top, but his power has been completely buried in there.
How many times can he just explode if he starts to defeat himself?
Because every time he's going to be...
That's a shot in the head!
He can't stay seated here.
Oh my god!
What the hell is going on?
The last one!
Break it!
Yeah, he might need to rustle here. He needs to hope that if the opponent gets excited over throws and presents his hips to him so that he can level change and take advantage of it.
One, two, three, fight!
Hold on to this guy. We're trying to finish.
This one is crazy.
Hit right here.
Big, big strikes continue to land.
Back to his feet.
Hold the fire back now.
Just over two minutes now to go.
Oh, it gets off the first place without water.
Well, I'm glad this is bad, but it looks like that's how it is.
Glad started to come out there. What a beautiful shot landed. That cut is vulnerable.
really well not sure if I should knock his fight IQ but it seems like he's sort
of playing around here feels like the finish is there for the taking yeah
Yeah, the pressure's in and enough to take it's time to try and fight in a rush.
You're patient and in that patient you'll find a punch or a kick.
Merman!
Merman! You're gonna be killing me! Holy smokes!
Where are these boys?
why does it go down to the books?
I'm gonna hear a surprise.
Even hear a surprise.
That's where he makes his money, right?
He makes his money on the ground.
Sweet!
Bang bang!
Bang bang, support.
Bang bang.
Bang bang bang.
Bang bang.
Very nice very nice
That is the same guy
I love coming to this arena because the band is sort of knowledgeable.
This city welcomed the UFC with open arms and had the suit of time.
And tonight, we come with a banger of a fight card.
Both fighters throwing heat down all of the matches today.
Shows you've got a lot of lightouts in this arena.
I mean, that was beautiful.
Great job sending it out.
Getting the punch to the target and hurting your opponent very early in the fight.
They need to go right down!
Alright, early round one action here, the game plan, of course, was to come out aggressive, but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
Oh.
That's the landing in the game.
If he was a gas pipe trying to fit in the pipe, but it's not working.
Oh, looks like you're up there. Yes, nasty one on the left.
Are you kidding me?
You're going to find a way to work yourself back into this fight.
You're going out of here, need shots, they need a little shot.
This is crazy to want to fight.
I'll let you two minutes to go in a back and forth first round here.
Oh, you got to keep pressing here, because you could be getting in the air.
He's kicking my ass!
He's really got it back and up.
He's so good at back and up.
And zoning
So that he never takes anything clean.
Every time.
Okay, that body shot leaves for a long counter time.
Oh man, he's on a lot of the legs.
It's time for some desperation, rest of the gym.
Yeah, he's hurt very bad.
He might need a level change.
Try to get a kick.
Every fucking time, I think he's gonna do a body shot.
I
Shit
You got him stunned you can't allow him to recover what's gonna take to get out of it
These ground strikes are just brutal.
They're not what matter.
That was good dude.
Of course.
Every single time he kicked, I just left the bill of my guard and entered.
And thought I was put on my face.
So the celebration is on with him and his team at the right for Big So.
And monumental results tonight as it gets the win by Naka.
He spoke it into existence.
He said over and over to anyone that'll listen.
Once knocked this man out, he did it in an even more impressive fashion.
Wicker, wicker, wicker, wicker.
Why, why?
Oh, why, why?
He had a dong on his back.
Oh, no.
Did he?
Now, A-Born, just give me the 10 wins here, please.
I'm not sure.
Uh-uh, this one might not hurt.
Oh, we're good.
We're in.
We're on the right here at the same...
That is so scary!
Go!
I need this W fast, boy.
He shot through the body.
Oh, that's a hole.
So the body can't have beautiful catch, Marley.
The way that he was able to walk into the corner into that shot
was amazing.
Especially because Marley is a fighter.
Still firing fast, even though...
Oh, her pants.
Okay.
That left hook was nasty.
Oh.
These guys thrown early.
Why can't they throw them into the river?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
They don't want to drop these guys.
They're like that.
Oh, another headshot.
No way!
No way!
Alright, so we placed down from that previous trial.
Lot of good action for the truck to get you here.
Whatever.
Not washed!
He is not washed!
He is not washed!
Okay, the floor was slippery.
I don't fucking do that thing yet.
Get it around, get it around here boys.
Turn it around, turn it around.
Excuse me.
Set up, that will be a beautiful setup and a lock-in behind that strike open.
Even if he hurts, he will still fight back.
Oh, that's my game.
And just passing each other, never turn, you wonder who's gonna fall.
And from your seat action as expected so far.
Watch the world around for action and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking game.
Yeah, he's swinging, but he's not having much success.
Gotta slow down a little bit, pace himself to make sure he can fight a little faster.
Nice connection by a bear, and that shot actually cut him open.
He was landing at a crate that was so high.
Oh, come on!
Oh, here we go. Thank you. I'm looking at that.
Can you man?
I love you, Jack.
I love you, Jack.
It's a great shot.
And back to his feet.
What was it?
Did I get warm up in the back?
It's only when I'm warm also, since you're up here.
He is the best.
You see?
I mean, what a...
No!
Oh!
A hundred-two minutes to go in a back-and-forth close-around here.
I was on the bottom, but now ladies and gentlemen, if my mother just turned off the TV, every time that airig gets targeted, that pop is getting worse and closer to the end of the thing.
Yeah, and you know, you're not the first lady to suffer.
here, we're trending back out trending up trending up trending up trending up trending
up. Let's get to the official decision. Well, we congratulate you. Very nice, very nice.
Bro, the scuba ammo makes me want a golden retriever. Okay, but now I am doing it.
I ain't doing it.
Rfuse.
Yeah, the puppy face is very, uh,
Short
Why you so mad at 30 he's a three and a half star I'm a three
here but the fighting guys in all of them struggle because they are very aware of
some old mask where the soldier let a huge shot land early round.
I mean early into the fight they are ready and oh my god.
This could be a good fight.
Why so close call there mom if you don't stand out.
You know they caught him off job.
He's just known he has recovered.
That's a great old bad lady who was burnt as early as the fight.
As I've seen it for, he seems to be coming back for something.
Let's see if he can get off of him until he doesn't get finished.
Oh, we got one next now!
The fans are enjoying this early engagement, but we've got a long fight.
Long fight.
These dudes are setting a crazy pace.
I wonder how long they can keep this up.
Big shots exchanged in the pocket there.
Another shot gets through.
Oh my goodness!
Don't! Don't!
Take a step back!
Everything hurts!
I've been looking for that shit here. It's a god damn ball.
I mean, both of them are fighting in space, and they're fighting now.
Man!
They're offering at a super ugly level.
Oh, truly having tremendous performance.
Oh man that cut on his lip is not getting any better the mouth guide open.
Not a good book for him here.
What?
He's getting back up to dare to put that water in there.
45 seconds to go here in round one.
That's all about.
Best time. Best time. Best time.
Okay.
Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
Oh, my God!
Here's a waiting for the counter.
the decision is inside the octagon we send it to the brawlers
we'll look at his face
ladies and gentlemen
we'll look at his face
well there will be no suck
yeah it's all the same definitely got to get the 10th win in this damn game
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Great fight!
Hey!
Well, it may not be tapped right out of many longer, but it is still
a major destination for the UFC.
Great to be with you tonight from the Eddie Hatterina in Abu Dhabi,
where a lot of high-level fighters are set to compete.
It's gonna be a great night.
Every time we come here to Abu Dhabi, the fights are absolutely fantastic.
Let's see if the fight tonight can live up to what they've seen up to this point in this arena.
That's the danger! Get the engagement there!
Swing and a miss with that straight left hand.
Lots to see here from the educated eye, a lot of nuances, a lot of things as they try to get a read on the other.
Yeah, sure
They're gonna be looking for colors. They're trying to wait pretty opponent to make a mistake so that they can take advantage of
Right out of that Billy shell into a beautiful combination of the time
I mean and stringing punch together out of that combination
Listen, you the Philly show, to make sure you're safe.
A lot of the punches deflect off of your shoulder.
This guy has a great ability to score after he's met the opponent.
Great shot by the fucking bear!
Great shot by the bear.
Now he's got to be behind that shot.
Kill, kill, shot!
Now it's a big hole.
You're going in the fight.
Oh, look at that play case.
All right, so his power has certainly been purged from fully.
Nobody has recovered a little bit.
Yeah, but you put him on notice, John.
He knows now, man.
He's a good a danger.
He can be very problematic for me.
Two minutes now, going round one.
Man, look at that beautiful box rhythm and blues.
Oh
Trying to do that the whole time
I wonder if he's winning because of that.
He's got some pack-closies in the chaplain.
He was able to really damage him with that kick punch.
You see the hands, the speed, how sharp he is, how technical he is.
It allows him to land in spots where his opponent is winged punches.
Great strike landing. Great punch landing to put his eyes on.
It's crazy how vulnerable that kick makes you if you miss, it leaves you open for like,
the worst possible counter. 90% chance KO hit.
Where's Red God?
Very nice, very nice.
You put stones in your glove?
No, it's literally like recycled plastic water bottles with tape on them.
The way
That song came with the bundle and they're trying to add music
You're like, ah, we'll put all this money in the frame.
OK.
Right, so as many of you know, UFC back in the trenches
in Abu Dhabi.
You can have this one.
It's that beautiful old Abu Dhabi arena, where
a lot of UFC history is already taking place.
It's crazy how quickly this has become a destination
to the likes of the retired.
Oh, really?
We're doing this right now?
Is that funny?
It's just before you beat the economy drag.
Stop doing that.
What a destination.
Hey, Adam, you have to go for the UFC.
How do you like that? How do you like that?
How do you like that one? Is that what you're trying to do?
Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna get it.
Hit me again. Hit me again.
First call moments ago, we all got to get the shower turned off.
Yeah, but it was all about the...
It was really close, I mean...
It feels like it's got a renaissance.
Alright, you're done here.
It's over, Rock.
I'm trying to find the red man.
And you are in the way.
They're in the way, dude.
Get out of the way.
Why, we now re-rack some of the highlights from the previous round at which they're working.
Ready for the official decision Bruce Butler has.
That's my mark. When you see a little line in there, let the eye blind, or the right eye blind, you know, be a man who's been there.
One minute, forty-seven seconds in the very first round.
Why the world is off?
Very nice
I
Redman's left hand man
We have you with us as always for your live time from the United Center in Chicago.
You know as a kid I just dreamt of nights at the United Center in Chicago.
Oh, that's right!
Oh, another call!
A massive shot!
Oh, you can left hook it!
That's beautiful.
Really.
Whoa, right out of the shoe pants.
Enjoy it every second.
Yeah, there's the other guy over there.
He's there, and there won't be fear limit.
Transmit it, man.
Oh!
I'm dead.
Yeah, it looks like that strike opened up a cut, John, but it's not going to go up.
No.
He's got to start to protect me.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
I'm sure how many bullies is a person.
Oh, my God! Thank you!
I'm sure how many bullies just want to break it up alive.
Oh, my God!
Get back to his feet!
He keeps trying to punch with them when he should be grabbing you!
What about the mode is blossoming from that cup with each strike landed and it continues to effectively target that area.
Only two minutes to go.
It's back and forth first round here.
And these moves when they come together and they play something good, they won't leave you.
Better watch out.
Very close.
Oh my god, he's so good at countering.
Oh my god, look at that, look at that, look at that.
Look at that!
What are you talking about?
It's fine!
The face stops, face fights, he's a piece of shit.
That doesn't look that bad.
Yeah, logo's, thank you man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, maybe a little bit of overconfidence there and he paid deal.
He was not dealing the danger enough.
So he got a bit reckless and he paid for it.
Let's see if he can get back to that club.
Oh, it continues to attack that bloody cheek, his base is a mess.
What the hell? What the hell?
Alright, so the player runs back to the stool, and man, that is a severe cut that he's getting.
You'll see what they call in the ringside position.
Alright, they say we got a few clips of the damage done in that...
Oh, man.
Oh, he's coming!
Oh!
Oh, my goodness!
Ah!
He's back to his feet, good shot, throw him there.
He's dead.
Oh, we're done with the punch in my ass.
Gotta get the shot to continue the way down.
Why did I kick bro?
Now we've wrecked some of the highlights from the previous round.
I tried dodging.
If I had dodged one of them, he would have been done.
Oh, so there he is, the bandit.
Ah!
Should have had three thick knockouts there, yeah.
three and a half accuracy makes us your punches land more often or more like accurately yes
We're going in on California on the center tonight.
I'm going to have to get back to that guy.
It's so crazy how he left us and has the rest of the arena with so many titles.
I'm on my side board so many championships have been defended in this arena.
But I'm so many championships have changed hands in this arena.
The night you get to step foot in what we keep called championship city for the U.S.
Oh my goodness, like landing on both sides.
All right, so perhaps he's gonna have to address something defensively.
There is a legitimate cut around his eye.
Yeah, Cody got from that last strike.
Now, kid, did you know before he gets worse?
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to face himself as a sailor.
What is your plan here?
What is your plan here?
Well, he knows these problems.
He knows where to land.
Well, he knows where to land, but if it's not land, then he's out of the chair.
He's out of the chair.
He's out of the chair.
He's out of the chair.
He's out of the chair.
It's going to make him sleep.
You have news!
I'm going to show you how to go and what has been a very fast-paced opening round here.
You're still fighting!
He's fixed up his target. He's doing kicks. He's doing punches.
Oh!
Nice, let's see.
Okay, Nate.
Looking really good so far, Matt.
You can't let him get much more locked in with that shirt.
It's going to be a long time.
Well, we've seen a topic that we can't believe.
He does see locked in.
He has got a lot of people.
This is going to be a problem for him.
And I'm not out of them.
I'm going to find that cap kick starting to show
some visible signs of bruising now.
And it's exciting him.
He's excited to see that all the work
that they done in preparation
He's showing itself in the opposite direction.
He's going for hits.
And take that.
Got him.
Interesting.
Oh
That's a high level transition
Oh my god.
Watch the ground with your foot, but not before you got that cut on his forehead.
We'll see if that becomes a factor later in this fight.
Cut man sent to earn his money here.
Our rule now, we rack some of the highlights for you from that previous round.
We'll try to follow the search.
It caused the cut above his eye that is now leaking a significant link down
eye that is now leaking a significantly down and compromising
I have so many highlights but they're gonna show the one where I get my shiver on
okay
real quick
good
I'm not going in to simply wait for the power to lock himself up to his door.
He has no plenty of time with which to rally, but we'll keep a close eye on that motherfucker.
What a beautiful setup for the headkits.
No, Johnny, don't fight this bitch.
J-Ray, are you kidding me on the road?
What's your plan here now?
Get past the midpoint here of the fight.
I'm not sure how this is going to work.
I'm not sure how this is going to work.
You're stalling shit
Well, you know how tough he is, but I'm not sure how many birth strikes can have he can realize
So he's got that poker face
The only time you use your poker face is when you gotta hide something. What he's hiding right now is how damaging these captains are
Well, it continues to off-rope the kick here, but just this is without warning.
Once you're starting to see some swelling now, DC, we'll see if you can make some adjustments.
He's taking too many shots from top. He's gotta move his character play.
He's leaving. He's reacting. You gotta be active in your motions before your opponent sets up their attacks.
40 seconds to go in the round, huh?
Good.
Not this guy.
That has to play like a stupid pass.
Congratulations, our running guy.
Running guy on how to play like a stupid pass.
And the one sound's all about to.
Congratulations to our running god, running god on how to play a good screen park.
Alright, now one sound's all out too.
Let me see, this is what the fans need to come and see.
Yeah, it's been like minus 20 points in 5 seconds all around you just by smashing it.
It's not over yet. There's no three knockout rules like in boxing right now.
So as long as the guy's inside.
Alright, now we take a look at some of the action from the previous round of which there was a lot.
Great fight.
Count to stop cuddling.
Throw a final round.
Point.
Yeah, he's got that punch right there.
His opponent's compromised, he's seen it.
One hit to there, he's worked.
It's another hit.
He's got the flanking put.
He's got the punch shot.
Strong outs I like, yeah.
He's got the punch.
And there it is, you see it all the time.
The fighters getting crispy on the feet, humble quietness.
They're crowd strikes now!
Beautiful, strong, and now he's got the whole of something.
Nice job to a first position there on the ground,
and now we'll see what he can do with the dominant position.
Not going to go out.
Oh, and he escapes up to a speed very nice.
Well, time is the enemy now DC and he's really running out of it if he's going to get his hand raised.
My butterfly guard now DC, if you're on the other side, the offense, by the way, what are you trying to do?
I've got to set free. Now I can't leave him against the Oscar.
That is how they get up. They use the fence as a barrier to get back to their feet.
You've got to put some body into your hold it in the fence,
so that you can really control it.
What's up?
Stand up. Stand up now.
Hold the barbers up right there.
90 seconds to go on our third foul round.
Well, you know this is the hurt business. If guys are compromised at this stage of the fight.
Yeah, both guys are compromised. Both guys have been killed. Both guys have done a great job of land.
They recognize what they want to get done, and it's showing. It's very easy to match fight.
Oh, they shoot their PC and the other.
Oh, big, fast support that really has put us on the stage.
Right back!
It's not controlling Alex, certainly I would think more offensive options for the battle-fighter than in that one.
Absolutely more offensive than in that one.
Let me stop you right there, champ!
Grab now since he's great.
Alright, so there he is, the celebration is on, he tried to leave the judges out of this
Alright, so finally we've got a man spending a hundred dollars to hug people
Come on, Matt, what are you doing?
Come on, Matt, what are you doing here, dude?
I got a Delta Forces next week, I'm gonna download it and uh, I'm not even sure what game mode we're doing
I
I can quite like all the fights here in Rio de Janeiro, I imagine for the athletes, not the white light making that walk, here we are back in Brazil once again.
For the Brazilian athletes to see their colors being flown, to see the crowd going crazy every time, every night, or Brazilian players could not use their flanks.
Congratulations you did it.
look like me just walking right into that
right now he's just going to hit it
oh great work to adjust position
looks as though he's going to the butterfly guard
now you see through the dynamite
by where we're trying to go
you're trying to control those hips
and spin forward to the side
with that butterfly
bottom off man
elevate your hips
create space
Oh man, this is hard to watch. All you uppercuts in the clinch are all of them serving to stand that way.
Notice how he grabs the aim. The uppercut after uppercut is beautiful. I love this type of fight style.
Well, he is a tactician. He does not discriminate when it comes to his weapons. There's a sidekick.
That side can't be closed to the leg or to the body, what do you think?
So many times he can only just explode before he starts to fatigue himself,
because every time he goes it's a massive explosion.
Oh, so now he's going to get interested, that strike appears to have opened up a couple of times.
And it's a good reaction to see how the approach of the fight goes on and on without letting them damage you.
Well, we always try to have the braze go with the punches. That's how it's done.
Well, even when it lands, it lands on his shoulders because it's constantly...
Man, and we'd be repeating...
Oh, no!
What's up, man?
I got kicked, too!
I got kicked, too!
Number one, two punch.
How about that, he got starved or different pursuits to take out, he gets it.
This is getting me.
Oh, that takeout team is the best I've ever had before.
Under a minute now to go in the round.
Back to his speed.
Alright, we'll keep him.
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as they uppercutting me, they tanked it while uppercutting him back.
Yeah, they should make it so it's like...
They should make it so it's like super smash brothers so like if you KO them or something if they're so injured
They just like fly away. If physics just launches them out
They should do that
Launches them out of the arena if they're super high number
They should turn the physics up. This game is funny. They should make it so the physics have like more impacts if you first come to like fly and hit the octagon.
Isn't this the guy I beat? Are you beating me?
Ready to fight? Ready?
Watch them, here we go, back into England as the UFC continues to make its presence felt here in the UK.
And that's the crowd on hand as usual here tonight.
U.S.C. approach this place, the U.S.C. target...
Oh, my God!
He's still a huge shot at us right now!
I mean, early in the fight, he already has one more life at the time.
This could be a good time for him.
If you hurt, please, you'll find him.
Why so close to him? I'm not the judge here.
Holy, he nearly got knocked out, seems as though he has recovered.
Crazy how badly he was hurt as early in the fight as he was hurt
He seems to be coming back around now, but let's see
And that was a massive shot to the head
Bites of the body shot, but a lot of total outsourced.
Oh, John, he's keeping us now what you wanted, buddy.
Hard to get what you wanted.
You can do that.
Happy shot at the finish.
So see if I can hit him.
Bites early on here.
Round one is able to get the take down.
See if we can do it.
Take down four.
If you say you would.
But that's how all of the score
will take down to this point.
What if I got three of them?
I can't see them.
No, you don't see it every day anymore.
But if you're about to pop a little stroke,
All the opposite side separate his bottom
and defense for the secure top of the job.
All right, so look at that.
He's been opened around that area.
He's taking shots over and over again to that area.
And now he's dealing with it.
That was a beautiful set up.
Always there.
Finally, Sherman.
Look at that bastard of that.
I don't know.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Great job, not only reverse the position, but get it, you're nominated for this one.
Looks like he might attempt to get to you now.
Definitely, I have no stamina.
All alone, that is going to do it, that's counting.
Oh, he's not out.
He's out.
He did a great job.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
I'm sure you've got pressure.
Fifteen seconds.
Okay, skates are fast.
That was not good.
to recover, we'll see if his corner can keep his hit in the fight.
I'm not playing around. He didn't mess me up.
The ground game, I had no stamina.
You're in the fight! Ready!
Four crowns to him.
Alright, so he's landed a few semilup requests already, DC.
Gotta think he goes back.
I am almost certain he's gonna go.
I'm trying to find him, but I expect him to sit down and try to make one really count if he tried to end the question.
Why well he's had his strike and on point tonight, it has evidence and spelling that out as well.
He's going to hang up, but if he doesn't adjust it immediately, he'll try to set the scores.
Shoot for the takedown here.
Oh, it's a big left hook.
Oh, you have your talk with that head kick.
Well, this fight's been pretty crazy.
Thus far, both guys don't run out a lot of damage, and neither seems to bother by it, including both poles.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can't beat the boys.
You're in the bottom part right now in this fight.
You're holding amazing jobs.
Let's see you get the job, though, that means...
Come on, buddy!
Now we're suffering.
That's a single.
Goddamn it.
We've crossed the midpoint of this one.
Oh, another body shot.
I think he's such a good guy.
He always knows where I'm going.
He always knows where I'm going.
He always knows where I'm going.
Oh, wow.
I bet we'll see the one that you believe in.
Oh, boy.
He's gonna start to beat him.
Oh, nicely done there.
He escapes back to his feet.
Oh my god.
What a showcase for these two athletes tonight, I guess they probably had a good warm up
I mean, both of them are attacking board of action. Both fighters trying to...
How did you get those stamina?
All right, damn it.
I need to get him out of stamina.
Nice job right there. He was speedy and dominated in his ever-reversed position.
Oh, that looks to be right for you to be getting hit.
He's dead.
Not that same guy, but it's...
Oh, man, that's crazy. He hurt, but he's still firing.
Oh, man, that's crazy. He's still firing.
Oh, and another shot goes to the back.
Get it, get it, get it.
Go down that well.
Man, this is crazy. Sometimes they start this way.
Anyway, this is absurd.
I mean, it's so hard.
Wake up, Jay.
Wake up, Jay.
He could have built some big shots from this one.
Yeah, time to go to people.
Right now.
Great job.
It's time. It's time we get up. I say we get up there.
Okay, so just don't block me now, sir.
Oh, such...
I have no idea.
I'm literally holding the block button and the guy's just not doing it.
Okay.
Oh, was my block meter zero?
Oh my god.
Ready. Ready.
Well, here we are inside the fan-0-2 elite
that can run to England. Good to have you with us as we get underway.
And just misses with that big right hand.
Oh my goodness, what a kick!
Watch another round of action, and it's been a little bit inefficient to come to a strike again.
It's going to drop.
Swing it, but if I had much success, I'd have slowed down a little bit.
It's going to make sure that you can fight the whole fight.
Don't forget the clock I bought the idea.
Come on out of here.
Give me shots.
I need to get a shot.
Hey, head kick!
Oh!
Under three minutes now to go,
and what has been a very fast pace, don't fall.
You can't be on the straight line.
You're not man.
You take shots and that's shot.
And no shot.
Thanks for your face, Tharkas.
Oh, that was a massive tip-flans punch.
That was a big, big punch, Lance.
Massive ground-up punch strike.
You get it close to the spikey entrance.
I mean, how do you miss that?
Come on, come on!
Come on! Come on!
There it is!
That's the end of the round, you see the cut-on, Archie there's the horn, he got knocked down by a punch in that round, but he is able to survive, we'll see if they can make some adjustments.
He's as tough as they come.
He's right, ready, go!
Round two.
I'll have to get him out of there with the hook after he blocked the previous shot.
Now I'll have to be in throw-off both sides.
Noooo!
Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do, dude?
And here we go inside the octagon Bruce Buffer has the official decision
Well, there will be no
I'm gonna play some CS
I think I need one more when 75 is low now
Good. Good.
All right, early round one, we'll see if you can use that jab
and try to keep his opponent on the outside.
Must be nice for these long-fought talkers.
I mean, they are able to touch you as you try to enter into range.
Tonight, you need to use a jab, use this kick,
hit his opponent before his opponent.
Get into range to even start.
Think about striking.
Oh, that's a kick to the leg.
On that.
No, there's danger in that, too, because when you start reaching out to catch the kick,
there comes the ice kick.
And there's ice on the leg.
And this guy's got some chains on that.
Huge shots being wrapped up both sides.
Ow!
It's always funny watching the beginning of these fights as that's kind of really
set the tone of the fight.
The pace at which we are coming in.
And that's what we're doing.
It's always funny watching the beginning of these fights as that's kind of really set the tone of the fight, the pace at which we are going to fight.
It's very good at perfectly range.
Two shots to the head.
Watch out, brothers and sisters, you see the
crowd is really coming out of here.
You got a bunch of guys like that.
Hard to push, but you might be able to do it.
Oh, uppercuts to the chin and not just
one of these things.
Multiple uppercuts to the chin.
You cannot take those big shots to the head.
If you want to
Oh, this is gonna stop them from moving back a little bit of momentum in the fight now.
Right, so all of my momentum, and right now this band is starting to resist.
Are you serious right now?
Oh, he's burnt down!
Oh, he got a massive cut on us. Look, that one there.
Oh, he might be out!
45 seconds to go here in round one.
Oh, big, big shots here.
Oh, he might be out!
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm fine.
I think.
That works out!
Alright, so the phone is head back to the stools
and hopefully this life will continue.
That is a severe cut.
We'll see if the cut man can do some good work here.
Oh my god.
Alright so as the cut man gets to work, well we got some replays from the previous one.
Well he's got some work to do. The cut man's gonna have to work a miracle. And if this
guy was on the receiving end of some real damaging shots.
I don't think I can beat this guy. I don't think I can beat this guy, Chad.
This guy's very good.
Do you believe that this next round is under way of the previous round?
Oh, that's right.
The shirt is getting dirty.
His eyes are getting blocked.
His eyes are causing all of that pain to him.
He's hurt.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He's done the punch to the head.
Oh, that is such a rain down.
And on that we can come back to this game chap over sub Sunday by the way people
We are doing some Sunday tomorrow. Yes indeed
We are headed to a new land but a familiar land and I need to take
Here we go, boys. Here we go. I got a piece so bad.
Yeah, if it's Mirage, T-Side, I'm gonna judge everything. It will be won.
Ah! Dude, I literally hit 24k like three times and lost it.
one and lost it again.
Chill, chill!
I got a peed, but I'm gonna wait till the cube pops.
I'll play anything, I just hope it's not Mirage T-Side.
Mirage T-Side it is, I hope. I really hope not.
low death low death
segregated ban mirage wow 4 stack alright chat one sec
Yeah, Nuke, I'm down.
I enjoy Nuke.
I enjoy this.
Watch the team carry Lyric.
Let's see, let's see.
I'm gonna speak here.
Okay.
One minute, one minute.
Okay, we got Nuke players.
We got Nuke players, everybody.
We got Nuke individuals.
We got Nuke specialists.
They were apparently ready for the upper rush instantly.
they're on discord and I'm alone I have I will say a lot of the pre-mades I
truck. I was hoping for a dink. It never happened.
Lyrics suck at CS while driving a truck cozy FR
Suck is a strong word
I'll look at me like why did you buy a scale I'll show you why friends let me show you
Let me demonstrate why I have this scope.
John, please tag, tag, tag, tag.
Super tag, Peg.
Peg, Peg.
Brothers no longer with us.
What are you doing dude one CT spawn hopping
go get that on
outside many where you're at the same
for the left
man, boon boon boon money
give, give, give
let me get the spooky pack
I
Oppositing today
One of them is going to end up pushing, not going to die.
I was no one clearing the lobby
I'll throw the flashback.
There's like one near ramp or on B, I don't know.
Done, drop.
I literally thought he was looking at double that's why I did that
I thought someone was gonna go squeaky so I wanted to go under the ramp.
Ah, bro, come on.
Should have won that dude.
I literally thought he was fucking double.
Got that! One big up, eh?
owned
Come on back up
go play go play go play go play
oh he's in control
oh man
oh my god
I didn't realize I had bomb
oh my god I didn't realize I had bomb
oh my fucking god what am I doing dude
what am I doing dude I didn't notice
kick me man
kick me
kick me bro
kick me
Well, that looks so weird.
Yow, Vaughn with the 140, dude!
I'll get all good all good all good all right winning
you're right I'm getting stream snipers that will help
It's got to be the reason why, I agreed.
Can't be a skill issue.
One bay, one minute.
I need to head.
Vent right now maybe are many
There goes the uh, there goes the dam op
Just like that it's gone
Turn it out!
Insane, Molly.
What the hell is that?
Terrorists win!
God, let me get out of here!
I'm sorry.
Oh
Buddy why are you right there man?
can you actually just run off of that you don't need to jump is that sure I
I was not yet to jump that
Oh, that's been planted.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, fuck, he's dead.
Crouch, spray, dead.
Oh, damn.
Damn, nice try, thank you guys.
I know, I try.
I just win.
Okay, okay, okay.
Believe in my scout. I will make a difference.
Oh, bro, there's a peak on Saturdays! I live on Friday! Oh, yeah.
Now this guy's not outside like sure dude
So walk off, band.
I
You can drop it with your knife out.
You're telling me about my knife out? I want to drop there the same way.
I know it's big anymore, huh?
Oh my god.
Where is this guy?
I
Brother pick yourself
Did he beat Star Fox? Oh my god. I don't know if I'm answering that question friend.
How is this backpack POV? I'm carrying literally I'm on the middle of the team dude. I'm the
balanced stone of the team. Without me there is no equilibrium. Deceived on the other end!
Oh my god! My back hurts! Oh, why don't you go big garage, you fuck! No big garages!
So weird they gave it up
Fuck out of here buddy
of
the
death of
death of
death
Ah, damn man.
Today is definitely off day.
right
This fucking guy, dude. This fucking guy, bro.
Greatest 22.8 I've ever seen.
I'll plant on top of that actually.
Fast ramp
Right out secret already
I'm not alright those were some nice shots, but I judge him. I'm not doing well
Those were nice shots, but I judged him for looking right even though it was clearly the third guy was on the right.
That was nice though.
I
Dude bro right ones are you secret already secret
Last guy was secret I'm just being read all game dude these guys are anticipating
where I am more than anything okay I need I need I need to step it up here
All right, I need to get a kill
of
the
of
the
I
Don't even I don't even know right now. These are the greatest players apparently at 23
Shots I am a magnet of headshot apparently cuz sure dude
Oh
Yeah
I'm going to die for many.
back in flash, flash
Flash, flash!
They're both there!
There's a way to throw the flash.
I wonder if they went down the bed.
Terrorists win.
I was in the grid to run up in there and all.
What?
You probably shouldn't have ran at them?
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah, probably should have.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Yeah, sounds about right.
Grenade!
Smoke!
I
Could be our no smoke
What
Outdoor
Hot
Good
Mom
Appears after I clear it
Whoo.
Damn.
Blah, blah.
Release.
We're on.
I was waiting for his teammate to push.
Deploying flashback.
Terrace to win.
GG GG.
We win some, we lose some.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I
Am
It is what it is.
Y'all, rawmins!
How you can still play CS
by having a Steam account and just playing it.
Holy shit, playlist!
I'll go back to new I will go back to new I do not mind
Send me back.
Double nuke?
I'll take it.
Looks like we're gonna dust it of course
We can go B or we can split mid to B.
Let's just split.
Don't just push top. Let's go mid to B.
Maybe we want to play CS, but a big flop is 7k.
ah, no thank you there
nice
got, got, got one cat, one cat
one mid, left side mid
left side mid, one cat, push head, push head
right
what a shot dude
two right, two right, two right now
close mid
you're gonna smoke
damn, I thought we had that round
really counter terrorists win oh boy the guy who literally head shots everybody is on the
uh posing theme again oh boy here we go
save here right yeah
gonna put longer
Of course buddy, this guy is such a f**k
Hold on right, I hate that guy so much
Cat
I hate how confident he plays when he's successful
You f**king piece of sh**
He's cat
Nice
I'm so...
Hehehehe
Oh, this guy's such a f**k
I'm gonna take long, bro, I'm gonna try it, I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna try it, I'm gonna
You don't have a long spot
He's gotta be tagged watch your lord
Brother pick yourself
Hey dude, watch your mid, dude.
Get on the bomb, dude.
I'm a bomb dude.
I'm a bomb dude.
Where did he go?
On site.
One long.
You're in your bomb.
He crossed.
Come be you can't you can't you can't
Last time I think I ran
Get across the rail you're not to go a bro. Is that lyric?
That time to go long
of
the
death
of
death
I'm on my side of the island, I'm on my door.
Moly, Moly!
I'm on fire!
He should be dead. He should be dead.
It's cat.
It's a flower.
Red dead?
I'm on B right.
Long life push
Yeah, group up be give me your flash yellow group up be coming come here great
Well, I'll come with your bed. Yeah, I'll pick after you
I'm gonna stay tons for you guys
They're hitting from time to age
No, I'm gonna flash you guys out. Hey, give me your give me your scouts ready
Oh
Same
Down to save I
Don't know what's going on today, bro. It's just no confidence in these games
No confidence
Fuck it up.
One close doors.
You're putting in just one of those.
Ow.
My feet.
Ow.
Looks like I live here now.
plus
cat
fuck
oh no
1B
1CG spawn
of course bro, look at me guys
Dude, I can't, I'm not barbieing.
Automated cat.
This guy's kinda so aggressive.
Get under two of us to win.
I
Should be the tech pants or go long let's go long I can flash it
I threw it at my back!
I threw it at my back!
He's on site, he's on site.
Are you kidding and then I get a post oh my god
What is even going on today dude these matches are insane
Completely outplayed. Even our 26k can't get a kill.
Watch your lord. Wait for them to push.
I'll probably push cat
I'm dead
right dude you one cat like you're joking
oh my god he killed it's teammate I'm so sorry bro
oh my god it could be be a no bombs downtowns
give you one you're both what
window
that did look like
nice
come back
I'm dead.
You can come get the pick control, Green.
There's a smoke for you.
He's going to be on site.
the flash over
and no vision on this guy
one here
i think one's right here
maybe right here
Yeah, last guy.
There you go there.
This guy's gonna headshot all of us.
very not normally
come up man with a save round
One just went to be
I don't know if I'm dead.
I don't know if I'm dead.
That's not good to be.
I don't like times when you guys don't take me to be.
Flash.
One CT.
I'm dead.
one CT off it
I suck
outside door somewhere outside door
was I him?
oh CT, can't one
CT
flash one
flash one
That guy is the greatest rifle-er that I'm killing against at the moment.
You don't fight that guy.
You don't fight that guy.
That guy always wins his fights.
He doesn't.
He's easy.
I don't even know.
This guy's better than the 28k players, but he's somehow 23k.
and that is just one of those days where you're just a god
nice
good trade
mid-cat as well
left side
Oh
He literally moved his crossler off of him
I should have been ahead.
That should have been a hit.
I don't know, boys. I don't know. I'm worried about the situation at hand here.
buddy buddy write a buck man like don't yeah don't look at that right at the
jump up
Gg now
I'm dead
nice to talk to them
they're all there, three of them
Get on our terrorists, win!
Ahhhh, shit.
Alright, here we go boys, get on back.
I'll climb in.
I'll play cap.
Yo, uh, are you going long?
Uh, orange?
I can go long first round.
uh yeah
round round the net round the net
ring
I'm going to get
tapped here
yeah
one suicide
I'm
lagging out
trying to run away
against the bridge
couple of cat right now
right now
cap
oh, yeah, yeah
cap
there's a kid outside
ahhhh
right
Challenging tough
tough
ow
for an eight-hunt.
Nice.
I'm cat already, I'm cat.
At least one.
Two.
One more.
There's one more, uh, lower.
Lower.
Lower.
I'm down.
Lower and top mid.
Oh no!
Nooooo!
Lower. I see.
The dog!
of the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
These guys are arming us!
Alright, this is so demoralizing man.
Boys, I'm out after this, juju's.
Tomorrow's subsunday, yes indeed.
We'll see what's going on.
Yes, yes.
Move, headshot.
Deploy first, bud.
Control your trade.
I
has been planted.
This is not a good one. It's just over here.
These guys, these guys are, this, we're completely...
Outmatched.
at least someone on B, they just right now lost them.
Not dead.
They're really good molly.
of
more than one
smoke speed
of
that's long
truly flashback
of
that's it
that's it
that's it
just mount this shit, Loki
he's dead
he's dead
lower
Instant headshot on this guy. He knows or he just shibbied and picked up on
Oh no.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Here's the comeback.
Alright, eight rounds. Run it.
Oh, that's like the fuse.
Counter terrorists win. Good stuff.
Run it back run it back
Bruce the boosted
of
the
of the
of the
hold up, hold up
let's go Phyllis
got it
someone's time
do you wanna smoke it? yeah
should play here
Can I smoke it?
Yeah.
She'll be here.
I can only be here.
Pop mid, right side, and then lower.
2
2
one
one
two
three
four
five
five
six
five
six
five
six
block burst he's waiting
right
here
clear
counter terrorists
this time I'm for free
Thank you.
Come on, dude.
Now what's gonna happen is we're gonna win like three more and then Kay is gonna headshot all four of us and clutch the round.
Move it, move it!
Watch out.
Ow, right side mid.
I think they're... it should be top mid.
One was dead there.
going flashbang
of course, lower CT side
I knew it man
of
what
of
The app behind you
one suicide.
One time out.
Okay.
Two.
Three.
Three.
I just...
Wow!
Pop!
She just spawned.
The elevator fell in.
Oh yeah.
and
and
and
and
Lay down
Not crates med big right
he's burning he's pushed up the stairs yeah he's in the smoke
Yeah, I don't know, he's gonna sit here.
Yeah, bomb.
Yeah.
I
Ready for a B rush
I don't mind. Just give it up.
It's entering.
Grenade out.
Grenade out.
It's smoking.
Grenade out.
Top mid.
There's one top mid still. The top is down B.
Smoke.
Throwing the grenade.
They're going down the doors.
The doors?
One HP. One HP.
How you doing?
Dude! This guy's so good!
I swear to God, that guy is just like the most clutch player in this fucking game dude.
Like, it's actually crazy. He's always perfectly angled.
Chat GGs, I will see you guys tomorrow for Sub-Sunday.
You guys enjoyed the rest of your night. I called it, right?
is going to get a craze around at the end. He's always he's a clutch player. Peace out
chat. Enjoy a night. Thank you guys for watching. Like always tomorrow. Sub Sunday peace out.
Enjoy your night. Thank you guys for chilling. Feels bad. Lost both. Shit on. It's a bad
day. So yes, all good. Peace out chat.