LIRIK
HOLY MOLY SUB SUNDAY BACK AT IT AGAIN HERE WE GO VARIETY ONCE AGAIN YOU GUYS KJNOW THE DRILL LETS SEE IF IT DELIVERS ANYTHING OUT THER PLSSW
06-28-2026 · 6h 25m
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Oh
Oh my god people oh seven let's catch me. We got a one-stop job
What up what up people hello hello Sunday Sunday made it made it
Feels good feels good
All right guys doing chat. Yes, yes. What up, what up? When did you wake up today?
Dude, I have a baby bird at like 4.30 a.m. that sings his tune at 4.30 a.m. It's on
the microphone and starts weeding. Oh my god. I know, I know it's been bad. 430 and then
not enough. Come on, bro. Crazy. I know. I know. I know. Whatever. I've had bad sleep
since my kid was born. It's been intermittent sleep. It's gotten better though. It's gotten
better. It's gotten way better. But now, you know, now it's like a bird interrupts at 430. It's kind of like
out. Come on, dude. Chari guys doing how is life? What up? What up? Try PUBG black budget again.
that's great. Really? They changed that much? Maybe. Yeah, how many votes do we have? I'm
going to Delta Force tournament next week. I don't know who's with me. We're going to
do where it's going to be like a two hour event. Some type of thing. There's like a
Pro, pro, two other people and we're doing like the extraction mode.
I'm like a custom server or something.
That's on Tuesday.
I'm not going to be here this coming week, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then I should
be back on Monday, by the way.
So yeah, no sub Sunday this coming week.
is coming back tomorrow, cyra punk edge runners too. Oh, that's cool, brother. All right,
chat, we had 800.
I do have some new votes. I pulled it at 848 votes for Sub Sunday. That's pretty good right
I'll take that right there. That's a good one right there.
848. Last week, 796. Week before, 955.
That's good. That's good. That's a good one.
Your streams helped me get through my shifts.
Nice man.
Sometimes, you need a little background noise.
Chow we're looking at, oof, I'd say we're at like a yellow.
Nah, we're like at an orange.
I don't know, this could go either way.
This is an interesting setup.
The games have been a little, hmm.
This is either way.
maybe maybe maybe let's just watch the world cup instead
what we have here we're looking at one world premiere into two three four five six point
five games never before seen oh my all right all right interesting interesting
wow these are interesting games
Let's see here a lot of people voted for the $1,000 game, but I did not know that
happening. Then it happened. I refuse to be a pawn in that experiment. Let's see, let's see.
What do we have here? What do we have here? We're looking at our first game.
Yes, yes, you can just refund it through through through for the content you're right. I could just load it up
Let's take a be out there definitely remove your name from the wall they know
Uh, yes, all right, let's see, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm,
Let's see what we have here boys first game of
Sub-Sunday, let's get right into this. I just don't know what game to start off with first. These are kind of all over the place
I
Guess let's jump right into
Well this yeah, what even what even are these games man, oh my god putting me to work first game
of sub sub actually this one could be good let's see
let's see first game
get a brand new release
notice
mold washer
okay okay
Let's see, let's see.
I think I know what the game's about. Whoa, wait a minute.
What the heck? Clean the door before you open it.
frozen nigiri oh yeah that's actually kind of nice oh shit okay okay yeah I still think
nigiri is the best it's the best form it's the best sushi you get the nigiri a little
little bit of soy sauce, a tad bit of wasabi done, easy clap, easy clap, done, sushi is
raw fish and, how the fuck is it acting like, what are you even saying bro, and worms,
You've been lied to somewhere along the line
All right, let's see here. Sorry I was doing something. Oh
Welcome to your new home zero gold zero money clean the map to find missions. Okay
Okay.
Man.
Whoa!
Oh my God!
I actually have to clean the map.
Oh God.
Okay.
Wow.
There's mold everywhere.
The last level is cleaning yourself.
God damn dude.
The whole place is molded dude.
Mold is crazy man.
I feel like mold is like a weird...
It's everywhere.
but you don't know well you kind of know it depends on the mold
what the hell are these what are these
what the hell is this a sticker
what okay oh my god a coin we're rich oh can i just like put that there okay
Please like the mission on the map. Oh my god reward lo-fi systems scrape off the dried-up mess
The fridge smells like a collection of rich. He's just left out in the sun
Oh, that's not that bad I have two different spray settings
All right, let's see we have here
It's just a little bit. How's the right click? Right click versus left click.
What?
This must be phase one because it's really not that bad.
Really? That's it? Lo-fi system? Where is it? Oh shit. Yo! It's like sporing at the yard sale.
What the hell?
Mold!
Okay, okay.
Oh, even this has mold.
Shield volume 1.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay, okay, chill, chill. Also thought you were to find the sausage sages shop. Wipe
down the fridge walls. We're not done. The sausage sage?
Very nice. Very nice. You know what? I actually just cleaned my fridge too. Okay. So not only
did I do it in real life, I'm now doing it here.
I'm powerwashed, it's a little spruce up, you know, sometimes all the onion fucking
shit gets everywhere.
The bags.
All right, let's see, let's see, whoa, whoa, another one.
Am I supposed to clean this?
No?
Whoa!
Extra cleaning, 66%.
I don't follow.
10? I don't follow.
Damn man, I'm getting so much music.
Jungle PS01.
Let's try this one.
Oh shit, Uncle Sausage, brother.
Hello, Spider-Man!
I see you've been cleaning the mold!
This beard is made out of mold!
Pressure or radius? Pressure.
There you go, 1,000 for that come on bro.
Oh my god, bro throw this out, who's eating this?
Who the hell is eating that man?
The thing is, the stuff you clean it doesn't tell you.
What the hell man? Someone froze an obese gummy bear.
Oh damn, Uncle Sausage's upgrades are crazy.
We'll come back. We'll come back for the missed pieces.
This is actually a really well done. This is actually a nice game.
This is a solid way of making something like a power wash simulator with a twist.
Are there challenges? I think it's just... I don't think so.
Wait, level 3? Okay, hold up. Now let me see. Can I do some extra cleaning? Do I get anything for this?
I don't think I do.
Media center.
This guy's building the fastest...
Wait, where's the media? Oh my god.
Easiest job and getting massive upgrades. What the hell? The crib.
Very nice, now we can chill, brand new, this is all in the gear he needs.
It's a waste for five, what is this?
What could this be just like what
What?
Bro, super gecko live in concert.
Oh my god, a dream.
Super fucking lizard.
Oh, shit.
Finally, a game with good upgrades.
Feels good, man. Feels good. My curb is crazy.
Oh, you need a specific tool for that. Clean all the fuzzy stuff off the table. I don't even know what to know what it used to be.
All the fuzzy stuff.
Yo, some of this shit, oh my god.
Looks alien.
Okay.
You know, I thought this game was gonna be just like a simple whatever, but it has
whatever but it has a lot of charm I gotta say. I gotta say it's actually it's kind of
it's it's a good amount of like depth I guess. The cleaning is very satisfying as well.
There it is, bro. Your moldy-ass jar is now beautiful.
I would not eat the content inside.
That's supposed to be salt or something?
Oh. There you go. No way, this too?
Sauce dish, bro
Well, we are doing the inside
Pretty nice pretty nice. Oh, we got big upgrades here
Let me go to the shop more pressure higher pressure
okay are we done here now what is this there are too many toys I can't keep up
with cleaning them the garage these tiny up please clean it up my client is a
pineapple oh shit
yo pressure upgrade worth very nice yeah damn it's like WD-40 and this shit
Uh, what else? One of three.
What else am I cleaning?
Can I go in here? Oh, whoa!
Oh, oh my god!
Oh, the plant needed it as well.
This guy has not opened this garage in a very long time.
That's it!
That's it! Okay, sure man. Sure, dude. 140 for that job.
New batches of toys are available for cleaning. Oh, you have to go back. All unauthorized
stickers must be removed from the fridge. Let's go back here.
Unauthorized.
The song's a jammer.
Let me see, what's the pressure like on the right click?
Seems like this is more like a line tool.
Oh, the left click is better by bar still.
Clean.
Oh, we got a power wash this...
Oh, yeah, that is...
Oh, God, all right.
Gotta get all that sticky stuff off the back of the sticker.
Okay, okay.
This is where you need the right click.
I concentrated pressure
All right nice. Oh, yeah
Fuck this is cozy, man
Oh, is that a new CD?
What is this?
Oh, a new sticker.
Oh, true. Art.
Remember the banana taped to the wall?
That was so fucking weird.
weren't people like that was like people are like pissed about that remember that that was like a whole thing
oh my god what do we have oh my god what do i do with this
i'm gonna put it right here
radius upgrade
Maybe I should save for the next one.
Let's go here.
You mean fine art?
That was a fast job.
Whoa, the right click's actually really good now.
with these upper ends.
Oh! What is this?
Oh! Oh shit, a new set of toys is ready for cleaning.
Rich.
Yeah!
What the hell?
Toys? I haven't seen this pineapple guy. He's actually a master. He's like a thief.
Alright. I don't ask questions. I just wash it. Okay.
But I observe.
Okay, I'm just lonely in the geerie, okay, chill.
When I see the stuff the guy brings in, I think he's a thief, dude.
He's some sort of dealer.
Some black market dealer.
The lore goes deep, but I don't ask questions.
I just wash.
I have all that to clients.
We're a cleaning service.
There it is, there it is.
I don't ask questions, okay?
Some of these guys got a buyer.
I don't know what museum he stole this shift from.
Ah, a left click still does good shit here.
A quick scan on better splash.
There we go, there we go.
Clean, beautiful.
Very nice.
Whoa! What the heck?
He's feeding me!
No new toys yet! Check back later!
Whoa!
Shiny!
Whoa!
Shiny!
All right, I think we're good. I'm out.
What do we have, what do we have, gamba, gamba, gamba, gamba, gamba, oh yeah that's nice.
That's nice, sure.
Gamba, gamba, gamba, gamba, I need more shelf space.
Uh, painting.
We'll put it right, I don't know, what do we put it right here?
Five, I'm going to save for the new one, I'm going to start saving now.
Well, clean everything that smells stronger than espresso.
Okay, okay.
Oh my.
Once I chat, I'm trying to figure out what I'm eating, bro.
Yeah, I'm not going to upgrade this further.
The new one will probably be really good.
The right place just lasers this off. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Very nice
What was the last time you had a drink dude
Dude, you're getting a new cup.
This one will literally kill you
if you drink coffee from this.
Microscopic bacteria.
Whoa, another one.
Random sticker.
La la la la la la la la la la.
Can I jump in here?
All right, let's move almost at a thousand
Something's been spilled in the fridge and that fly is leaving dirt a little tracks
Oh my god raid boss hold on clear the ads
Ew!
Bro, do not eat these eggs!
Wait, what the hell? You know what? I gotta kill you.
Stop!
Stop!
I'm a murderer.
Oh, I have to stun him or something.
something. Stop defiling the fridge! He's at it again. He's at it. Stop. Am I doing this
right? He just gets back up. I think as long as he's that color, he won't defile. I think.
Clearly there's going to be more levels on the fridge, because this whole fucking place
is disgusting.
So I haven't noticed, have I been getting bonus money for clearing this stuff?
Even though it's cleared, is it worth going over?
The cleared sign is right over the eggs.
I need a patch.
frost. She'll look like we're frost. One more level and I get an upgrade.
In the bowl before the beast returns.
Oh my god.
What's the last time you cleave the damn mat?
What the hell dude?
I
Keep still in the same container the same ball
Oh there we go
All right, here we go here we go here we go
Oh my god dude it's like a fucking oil spill.
What the hell is this dog doing?
One second chat.
Let me just uh...
It's a cat?
I don't think so.
It's the cat.
Cat.
The cat was the client.
Brah.
It's a cat I don't think so is the cat cat the cat was the client
Pratt the cat was the client
I can do some right-click action on this one
I don't think this is actually timed.
Alright, a little latch. There we go. Very nice. Over here. Very good.
Oh, we got a new CD. I think that's what that is. Isn't that what that is? Oh, I know.
sticker. We got a fish. Alright now the actual mat, oh this stuff comes off fast.
very nice very nice beautiful
fucking cleaning bro
the worst part of everything
Yeah, the games might get fun.
your next 10 to an extent depends take a look at this what are you talking about
I'm looking what am I looking at?
What am I looking at?
I don't know what I was looking at there. Is it was it to step on the can to clean? Oh, that's exactly it
All right
Very nice very nice. All right
This is actively just like producing mold
Surprise I've arranged for this
All right, good stuff.
Very nice, very nice.
Eight of nine?
What the hell?
Yeah, what is it clean am I supposed to oh maybe I'm supposed to open this oh yeah it's
half does show the stains you're right oh it's just a bit of the dog footprint oh new
two tools. Oh, oh. Oh, shit. God damn. God damn. With a triple upgrade right off the
bat. All right, I need another soundtrack. Let's go jungle. Get my gun, get my gun,
There you go.
There it is.
Feels good.
Leave it.
Alright, where are we going?
Something settled on top of the microwave?
Blow it off please.
Oh, this needs like a...
Oh, wait a minute.
tool am I using? I wonder if I have to equip this. Requires tool? Wait, what the hell?
1200? 600? I should have actually got that first. Uh oh. Great. What was the tool I just
I bought four then, I thought that was an upgrade.
It is only 600.
That's like two levels.
You want me to unclog this?
With a power washer.
How am I doing that?
Apparently that worked.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, you can switch to the new tool.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, whoa, this one pushes me back but has like, uh...
Eh, it's alright.
Yeah, this power washer pushes me back. I gotta fight the recoil.
I need a little more, one more, two fifty six, it's too early to dry the dishes.
Oh my god.
I'm not impressed with this new tool.
It seems okay.
I am not impressed.
Yeah, maybe it does need heavy upgrades.
It's almost like you can't handle it.
Emo?
Yeah, the crosshairs fighting me.
This is a game lol.
It is, buddy.
They come in all fucking shapes and sizes.
How do you not know that by now, bro?
Dude's on a gaming website and I'm still surprised when he sees a game out of the
Ordinary
What is that a dragon?
Oh shit hold on oh my god
Okay, it's not super efficient it kind of works
I'm using this I regret my $1,000 purchase I
I regret it. That fucking sausage just scammed me. Alright, he said it was the best power washer. Fuck that guy.
Is it isn't here is the spreading
Something in there we need to find the source we first get this
Is this forever nah, maybe once you clean it fast enough then you're good, but I swear
How is the bottom bars as well?
Oh, it's actually split into two sections.
Speed up!
There we go.
How much am I getting this is the longest job I've had how long is this job gonna be
How much how much am I getting paid for this one? I need to get the leaf lore
Very nice very nice
Very nice, okay
Oh, this is this is probably the source
It's just baked into the tile.
All right, perfect.
I actually get here?
I can actually go through here we go
All right last bit
Look at that shambles. Bay of Night difference.
Very nice.
Oh my god.
Yo! Oh my man!
That's what I'm talking about, 350?
I got the tool now though something settled on top all right what am I doing now oh my
Oh my god. Ew. Larva.
Or rice. Oh, it's rice.
Grains. It's rice.
This is very inefficient. There's gonna be a lot of grains behind the microwave that fell.
Do I love rice? Ah, I do, yes. Rice is one of the greatest things ever.
In the food world.
Same with the rice noodles.
The rice family.
Do you like pasta?
Motherfucker, who doesn't like pasta?
there's no there's no such thing as someone who doesn't like pasta there's no
there's no way you're a liar you're a liar oh my god I'm window-washing I
think how do I do this whoa oh shit oh wait wrong tool
I should have changed the soundtrack. This is now starting to sound like some fucking
Hotel-ass music.
Now my go-to-my go-to dinners are a ribeye and an avocado.
Ribeye, avocado, easy clap.
And a sweet potato and ground beef.
Those are easy clap. Don't feel like a fat ass.
Your stomach doesn't hurt. Simple, easy.
Ground beef is just really easy to cook.
Yes, chicken, but ground beef is so fuckin' easy.
Visually it's like the easiest protein to cook.
It's like, okay, it's brown, you're good.
If you're kind of a noob in the kitchen, sometimes like without checking like internal
chicken temperature or steak it can be a little tricky. Obviously you can just cut it in the
middle but you know. Yeah you can use a probe through a thermometer. I'm just saying in
Terms just easy clap and ground beef is the easiest for ground chicken
Oh, yeah, I'm not supposed to take those stickers off I must
This fucking mold is actively growing
Very nice, I probably do.
Oh yeah, also salmon, yes.
Salmon avocado with rice.
Easy clap.
Salmon is super easy too.
If I would, I would just rotate those three dinners.
Now Teriyaki is the way.
Teriyaki is the way with salmon.
Probably the best flavor I am a.
Is your monitor clean yeah
It is
The shelves are full of stuff that shouldn't be there clear them off
Okay, I thought I was gonna get bored of this game fast, but it's like actually very satisfying the way the levels work and all the
The pacing is very nice in this game
And it changes up the items so you're moving fast with good level variety. It's actually a really nice cleaner game.
Man, man, man. I thought I had to... Oh god, I do. Ew.
Oh, that was a good one.
All right, we got it all off. Let me try this again.
Okay, I actually can't fall off and die so I can actually use my new sprayer.
Maybe I switch.
okay that's what I'm gonna do oh wait one two three oh shit pro tips one three
one three okay this is how you clean for now on you spray the whole place with
three and then you precision hit with one insane speed
Insane.
Very nice, very nice.
I used to have a problem with the spoons, I've seen the stars bring them back to Earth, but...
Oh my god, they have.
Dude has fucking cosmic mold.
Yeah, I should have changed the fucking music. God damn it. Can I change the music here?
to anyone who uses this cutlery. There was previously mold on it. But for some reason
we're not throwing it away, we're just gonna use it. It's clean. I don't think
stainless steel molds, but it's a video game. I guess it would just settle on it.
It would slowly travel towards it.
I don't fucking know.
I don't think so.
It's supposed to be old.
All right!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
The Super Soaker 9000?
Holy shit.
All right, hold on, I need to do more jobs.
Welcome to the star of the show
for your morning routine,
clean the appliances before they short circuit.
New batches of toys.
Let's go here.
This one's like a grinding one.
It's like a gauntlet, but it pays well.
There it is, hook it up, very nice, can you set up toys?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay
It's an interesting game you just have to make a bunch of pixel art of random shit and then just like put a mold layer over it
Although he did it does look like a lot of the mold is alive. It's like a
dynamic looking mold oh shit new music jazz hop volume 33 oh
well well
this is jazz hop
Oh
There it is
No way there's more
I don't ask, I just clean it.
Give me a target, I'll clean it.
There's like a bunch of gems or something?
That looks like it.
Very nice, very nice.
Whoa
All right very good very good 1761 got it
Max pressure
The snack is fighting back
I thought she deleted it with the pegaxe.
Ew, moldy cookies!
All right, not bad chat next game actually a pretty good game. I almost beat the whole game bro. Look at this shit
Not really, but it's a good game
That was good man. That was good. That was way better than I thought it was gonna be
That was way better than I thought it was gonna be nice
All right
Next game sub Sunday must continue
The next game of
Sub Sunday is
Known as, oh boy, a game known as,
Hand walk.
Hand walk.
Ah, yes.
Or format?
High fidelity?
Upskull.
Choose difficulty.
I'm a crying baby.
I love when they think of the chat, bro.
I, you know, thank you.
Thank you, Debs.
Thank you.
You should have made this an accessibility feature for them.
I'm here for a challenge.
All right, let's see.
Whoa.
Oh my God, wait.
Oh.
Should I look at the controls?
Dude, insane upper body strength.
Dude, this game looks actually crazy visually.
What the hell?
You're kidding?
There's no music?
I'm literally drowning right now.
Uh, crazy balance.
Oh my God.
Oh, I see.
Wait, the controls are actually pretty good.
This actually doesn't seem like a shit rage inducer one.
It seems like it's well made.
Hold up.
Yoga mix?
There's no soundtrack that Dev decided not to.
Um...
Bardcore?
Bardcore might be the way here, maybe.
Okay, I think I'm going up here by the way.
Alright, let's see how I do this.
Looks like I gotta go up.
I did fall down!
Oh, yeah!
oh yeah no maybe I'm wrong how about I how about I eggs at the water my doing
Let me hang it at the water.
We go down this way.
Okay, you know what? We're gonna actually go up here.
I swear you're supposed to go up here.
You definitely are.
the damn controls that's what I'm doing
Oh my boy, it's chill, chill, chill, chill.
What if I... dude, this is crazy.
He instantly loses arm strength.
How is this even?
Wait a minute, dude, this game's ridiculous.
I did it.
I did it.
Phase one complete.
Phase one complete.
Are you serious right now?
It is bro everything fucking AI now bro what is this bad the melody arcade is
are in generative compositions. Oh really? We're not doing this. I refuse. This is the
hardest part man sounds of the we era do we go back there maybe sim city 4 sim
city 3,000 I did a baby step baby steps OST was insane nobody uploaded the baby
Baby steps OST. Are you kidding? This is like five nights at Friday. It's only the anime.
No one ever uploaded. Watch with music playing. What?
There is no OST, it was dynamic, baby steps, sound effects, it was procedurally generated.
Haha, was it?
Come on, dude.
There is no in-game music.
That's crazy.
SimCity 3000 I never played it.
Alright.
Buddy, this guy, his hands do not stick.
Oh, now you're backwards. How is this this difficult?
Wait, loony tunes? Loony tunes, mix, OST, mix. Mix, breath up mix.
Oh, all those loony tunes again, Disney.
This might be a bad idea.
Oh, Warner Brothers.
Hey, it's one.
Music
Music
Music
Okay, okay.
Re-adjust.
Re-adjust.
Re-adjust.
Re-adjust.
Oh.
I'm figuring it out.
Oh, oh, my arm!
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Let's do some sure bad.
Ocean's 14.
Whatever happened to that game?
That was hilarious.
that was like quap and you were trying to steal the jewel.
That's where the guy came out with one level and then stopped developing.
Okay, okay, okay, here it is.
Yeah, it's more difficult this way fingers face the rock
all right here we go here we go here we go
Yeah, why can't you guys play the violin like that, c'mon bro.
Oh his fingers go in the rock, oh really?
I'm breaking bugged, by the way.
Oh my god!
Yeah, the angle of that ship is like, I think you just got to angle the camera.
I'm dead. Okay.
Holy shit.
Wait a minute
Never mind never mind
I might say here, you know, this is actually a nice waterfall.
Why am I trying to leave?
This is paradise for some people.
Oh my.
Oh
Oh my
Oh my god
Was it the camera?
Oh my god, it took too long to drop it.
I
Insane at shrink
Come on, please.
I'm just mentally preparing myself for when I fall all the way back here, okay?
Okay, okay
Okay, relax, relax, breathe.
Okay.
How are we doing, how are we doing, are we near the end?
Take the beam.
Wow.
NOOOOO!
All right.
very nice movements good
Clean
Dude whoever designed this fucking grass is an asshole, okay
It is actually designed where it blocks your vision exactly when you're trying to see where the light is
Like it's actually perfectly camera blocked
I thought that's the point of these games.
Oh my god, I'm recovered.
Okay.
Oh
Hmm
Insane camera angle.
I'm very curious what's at the end right now. I'm very curious how it all comes together.
It must be insane. This is like waiting breath of the wild with Lincoln. I'm just stuck in
the fucking shrine and then it will title sequence
give it a second just I'm just stuck on the first part
I was actually awning with this camera, until that one part.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Fuck you.
I agree baby step had some weird stuff going on it was kind of like a day they're like
It was funny but then it got a little like ariana.
What do you guys, this is very weird humor.
I don't know.
It's just like odd.
To each their own though, bro.
Humor is subjective.
Too many dicks?
I mean, if you like dick humor, sure, man.
You clearly are a fan because you sound offended.
I don't like his dick humor game.
Sure, maybe like one dick joke, but when you see a fucking bonky dick every two seconds
and the NPC just keeps saying shit, and like, one of the different cinematic dick angles.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
All right, here we go.
Oh, why?
Dude!
Literally, I have no idea.
Oh, why dude literally I have both my pawns on that
Well, yes, bro, just go up the fucking stone, man.
Oh my god.
Why do you keep getting your hands stuck down there, dude?
Why?
Dude, just go up, man.
This is literally the first stone.
All right camera zoom in and up
I
Wow
Oh, why?
Oh, you can do that.
New tech.
You put your arm on your arm?
Or your hand on your hand?
Okay, you kinda can.
No!
I see why!
Oh
Dude, oh my god, just put the hand down
Oh
NO!
Oh my god dude.
Fuck you, arms!
The will to lose.
Okay, none of us could do this in real life.
Maybe for a short distance, some of you.
Oh my god, one mistake and his shit arm goes under.
Okay. Okay. Chill. One, two, one.
One, zoom out, okay, I can't tell if the white is instant slippery.
I don't think it is.
Nooooo!
I could jump off the cliff, but I will escape.
I have so much to live for.
Don't make a documentary.
I have to live.
We need 22 now.
Steve, we need Looney Tuna!
We were listening to that.
We need Looney Tuna!
Oh, God, what the...
We're back. We're back. We never left.
Okay, the red indicator is BS.
The red indicator, dude.
I had way more time to put my hand down.
I never give up.
Oh
No, no!
Come on.
All right
How
Oh
There it is!
How much is left?
how much is left okay okay okay okay all right all right
I feel like this step is a lie, and that's why they make you do this.
What the hell is that?
No way!
No way! Hold on!
I'm sliding. I'm sliding.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Okay, I see I see
Right?
Nice. Nice.
Holy shit, I'm gonna get home.
I'm gonna get home.
My will to live.
You will get home.
Yo the rat king dropping the 10 get these dude.
Thank you man.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, save zone, kind of.
Is that a vine I have to cross over there?
With the waterfall?
Oh, yay!
There's an arrow right here.
What's the catch here?
I feel like I'm gonna fall.
Damn dude clearing all that just to fucking fall all the way here
I
Damn it, man!
Ohhhh!
Damn dude.
Hey all of us.
I can see myself maybe beating this, okay?
I might.
The demo was better than I thought.
Yeah, we haven't even hit the two hour mark of this game.
Alright, you can withstand it.
I'll get to a nice point where I can continue tomorrow that isn't this first part.
I mean actually it's the demo I might wait for release now.
That's just a damn demo.
I'm usually over these games, but this one is kind of satisfying.
Slash rage inducing, but I see that there is...
I see the path.
I see how this could work.
It's not as good as the Egg Game.
The Egg Game was Masterclass, but I do like what's going on here.
There he is, boys!
There's got to be a shortcut here unless I actually have to do this, I mean I wouldn't
Why wouldn't I have to do this all over again?
Hey!
No!
Not that game.
Alright.
Next game!
Here we go!
The next...
Game!
Oh liiiiit!
There is a shortcut.
The next game as we continue sub Sunday.
Known as a game called how to grow a black hole.
What am I looking at here? What's new?
Tutorial.
Hold on.
This game, I can tell you guys can't see the text.
Click anywhere on the space view to feed the black hole each click adds Matt. Oh my god adds matter and earns acceleration energy
Whoa.
Okay.
Hold left-click on the spacebar to get it for a stronger, faster feed. Enter works too.
This top bar is your dashboard, mass, your growth.
Disc matter material waiting to be processed.
A.E. the energy you spend this run and curvature kept forever.
Feed sources deliver matter automatically. Dust is free to unlock right now so bring it online to feed without clicking.
Okay so we're feeding it dust.
Adds 0.95 particle to the disk.
FUNIT from the Upgrades panel. Dust not feeds the disc on its own as you grow along bigger sources to lure far more matter.
Oh, I see. Spend 8 Upgrade Dust by any upgrade.
Collapse for Curvature. Keep beating to build disc pressure when you collapse the run resets but you progress convert them to Curvature, a currency you keep forever to grow faster.
Okay, so that's how you prestige
Keep beating until collapse is ready then collapse to bank your first curvature
Eat source D upgrades
Sand for 24 gravel
Disc pressure
Okay, there's a leaderboard. How do you leaderboard this game? It's time.
Let me guess. There's already some guy who cheated and it's like 9999.
Mm-hmm.
This guy's longest run is 900 hours. The game came out like two days ago.
days ago. 17.57 light years. A second place is 0.91 light years. Oh, really? Oh, there
it is. It's growing. Oh my god. There it is. Yo, collapse of sun. Keep getting
it's a collapse is ready then collapse to bank your first cultivate when the where
the hell do I see when collapse is ready I still have 50% to go disk forced
2500 so there's 900 disk matter that I have to collect I'm getting the energy
I'm just gonna unlock everything instead of upgrading just yet
9.2 particles to the disc, tune it from the upgrade. How do you know what is making me the most right now?
Speed source, black hole.
Yeah, what is the best? I mean the pebbles have the best yield.
plus the disk throughput plus horizon absorption feed source I'm just gonna
wait till we get the first curvature you can start feeding it super earths and
and meteorites
let's see let's see
we made it to the first one
ready collapse
We found another one 24,000 you joined the leaderboard plus 8 horizon
Even dynamic or black hole mass.
We were the size of a grade of rice but had the mass of Mars.
Okay.
You earned curvature.
That collapsed add curvature to your total shown here.
Set it in the next permanent research upgrades.
Unlock Black Hole upgrades, mass scaling, and late game passive bonuses.
Unlock title, capture models, and disc throughput increase.
Oh, now I have this.
Buy a Relativistic Carvest, which earns you more AE from every unit of matter than disc
processes.
Oh, I see, okay.
Let's get some more here.
Sure, sure, sure.
Okay.
Basically, get more every time the black hole absorbs.
These header buttons hold the leaderboard progression, uh, achievements and disk palettes.
What are disk palettes?
Oh, you can hide the UI as well.
Where's the disk palette progression?
Oh.
He's had a run of it?
And the button to explore at any time.
That is core loop.
Feed the disk.
Bipers collapse.
Procure to spend the character on permit.
Research site for playing.
Okay.
So your typical clicker.
But a black hole.
You're trying to create controlled overcharge.
Forecasting filament harvesting collapse yield increase. Oh my god
Opposed sync synchrony manual pull strength a dual feed bus
persistent sand feed
Sand remains unlocked at the start of each run that sounds good
And then dual feed opposed synchrony manual pull strength. I don't know what that means sounds good
Research
Okay, I use it all this pressure sheer stable
If you feed it too fast does it like mess up
How your horizon compares to familiar scales size and grain of sand weight of mercury this game is pretty sick dude
When you get the M4 never
I'm not planning on getting one.
I'm still trying to see how you overfeed it.
So like if I just, I just spammed it, now we got gravel pebbles and sand and dust all
feeding this.
We have 800 potential, just to dissipate your feed sources, add to over time the
The black hole processes disk matter into creation energy.
Okay.
These games always have so many different paths to follow.
So like, there's feed sources, there's the black hole I can make stronger.
regime I'm trying to get to eight millimeters.
Oh and it shows me one, okay, what this feed source, oh you can actually get rid of those,
that's what A&D did.
Just to kind of see what you're doing.
Now I could, I kind of want to just keep feeding my black hole.
Increase matter per feed source particle, increase disk matter processing rate.
Increase black hole mass for processing?
Increase accretion energy?
I mean why not accretion energy?
This means I get more upgrade points faster.
Dispressure increases mass and energy for processing.
I'll have to research a lot of this other stuff.
And I showed near collapse ready, uh-oh, uh-oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, how do I stop that?
Am I screwed?
How do you stop this?
Can I shut this offline?
Level all.
Please black hole masks from processing.
I'm trying to figure out how you, if I hold space bar and left click, does the pressure
go up?
You would think it would.
If I unlock metal slugs, I'm sure we're screwed.
Yay, a show show.
There's just too much stuff being fed.
I collapsed and I got scared.
You're telling me that guy made, no it said he had 900 hours played so I guess it's kind
of like you're trying to wait peak pressure so you can go above 100% pressure without
it collapsing. Wait, core multipliers. Injection rate. All automated feed cycles faster. Increase
efficiency increase. Process disk matter creates more useful output and processes faster.
I feel like all of these are good.
That's probably why they're core.
Collapse forecasting, filament harvesting, collapse yield increase.
Each manual feed pulse delivers more batter. Okay, so every time I left click or spacebar.
Let's do injection. Oh, I need two for this. Okay.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Is this an idler?
Um, yes. It's more like a clicker.
Okay, so, oh wait, I have to redo the black hole every time.
Increase the Disk Matter Processing Rate. I'm going to all it in Processing Rate.
I want to make it so I don't have enough disk matter. I have excess.
Okay. It's going to collapse.
I'm going to not force it to collapse. I'm going to let it collapse by itself just to see how it works.
I saw someone said the UI is a bit AI made.
Well, it is what it is.
There you go.
I got rid of it.
There you go.
No AI fixed.
Yo, anonymous.
Thank you for the 10 gifties, dude.
Yo Anonymous, thank you for the 10 gifties, dude.
Fixed.
I do need it all back though.
Can we just go all out on Thrupa here?
Increase disk pressure from processing.
Why would I want to do that?
Let's try it.
Three points.
Next size goal, object regime, the size of a P. Oh my god, I made it.
Okay, okay, the pacing.
Not bad.
Let's get some gravel.
The thing is, vinyl lock it too fast.
The pressure is going to increase.
Increase force, collapse limit, and maximum disc pressure.
Oh, 160% is max.
Okay, I'm going to max the compression, even though I don't really see how this is helping.
Increases dispersion from processing, plus 60% total.
It looks like it's hitting the goal, I think we'll hit the goal.
The pressure's stable-ish, rising, but...
Increases accretion energy from processing.
Increases mass and energy from processing scales with disc pressure
I don't know if that did anything I think I just wasted the accretion energy although unless it did get bigger
1.2 X
Okay, if I had pebbles it's not gonna be good
Let's go absorption max points and absorption see if that helps it at all
Pressure building your goggles not the same mass as earth, but it's so small
Fuck where the size of a dime, but the weight of earth
That's fucking wild
21 meters, 831, accretion energy processing.
Alright, we'll do this just to see how fast I can build accretion and then slowly maybe
add.
Increasing how often the source fires, more matter each time the source fires, more
80 from each unit. Pure yield. Farm Decretion. I wonder if the other point of this game is
is to just like stop pressing and wait for the disk pressure to fade.
Yeah, that's a shit ton.
It's not a little too much there.
Let's see how much more I get.
At this point, if it's less than 100, you might as well get it.
All right, my pressure went down a lot.
All right, we're at the size of a ping pong ball, but the weight of...
earth I'm scared to unlock the pebbles do I do it did the pressure is gonna sky
rocket oh you gotta get from 45 millimeters to 1.7 meters okay oh that's
gonna take a long ass time. Alright I have enough. I'm gonna keep putting more in. 327.
I'm gonna go to 100 on everything.
Alright everything else is there.
Oh, that's locked 73. Uh-oh. This thing looks like it's about to fucking blow up. It won't though.
70 80% is like washing paint dry it's an incremental game bro you got to buckle in and incrementally
enjoy. 90% I'm pretty sure it's at 160% I can withstand to. How do I decrease the pressure?
I'm screwed I'm maxed wait oh you can go over what the hell oh my god there's 25
five levels
it's locked
uh-oh
oh shit
Lower, bro. Lower. Lower the pressure.
Layout, this runs like some Evo online shit.
Increase disk pressure from processing.
I don't think I can lower any further than this.
It's almost like no matter what, when you upgrade, the pressure is going to go up.
Safe Shear Exceeded Imminent Collapse.
I'm going to just like, if it doesn't collapse, whatever, I want to see how far you can push
it.
I did say 160.
Overcharge tolerance?
Oh yeah, 188%
Yeah, there's no way to hit on 1.7 meters
Yeah, everything is locked. Warning, dispersion is near forced collapse.
Oh, it's a forced collapse. Oh, okay, whatever.
You don't like lose your progress.
It just does it by itself.
180 what happened 184 192
There it is.
a lot of curvature. That was a shit ton of curvature. Why don't I just drop all my points
in here for science. Collapse yield. Leads to filament harvesting cascade windows. Oh
Oh yeah, this was mentioned, the filament harvesting.
Let's see what that does.
Unlock all of that right now.
Okay, okay.
how much is this game let me see some of you guys here are being weird about this game
relaxed. It's probably like two dollars. It's three dollars. Fucking relax. This is fucking
incremental game. Chill. You guys have done three dollars worth of brain damage to yourself
talking about it. Relax.
Oh my god, when does this thing, when does this start? Is it live coded?
I like, I like, shut the fuck up.
It's like an alright game.
If you like incrementals.
It's nothing like insane though, it's alright.
I like the concept of it.
I mean, you know.
The black holes are cool.
I like space.
I like incrementals.
Kind of sleeper game.
Yeah, I mean the last incremental was a lot more flashy.
The one where you're shooting arrows at that wall.
This one is more, you know, yeah.
League Arc when?
I don't know, but I mentioned it.
I don't know when I'm doing the League Arc.
I just know it will eventually happen.
All right, new build, unlock everything.
Unlock the previous...
Oh yeah, sure.
3.6k
Wait for a lead classic what is the lead classic is it literally just like when league was first made
So a lot more limited hero pool
Really? Only 60 heroes.
Honestly, that is super random. But apparently people are hyped.
I feel like League of Legends isn't the type of game- I don't know, whatever.
Let the fans get podged, whatever.
It's sick.
Do you really need a classic for League?
It's about nostalgia?
I guess.
I guess.
Alright, next game.
This is it.
Yeah, it's not the same as WoW though.
The wild classic and the lead classic are different.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
All right, next game.
Let's see what we got going on here, Brithy.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
I would rather just play a regular league.
enough I care about a league classic. I would just like play where they have patched the game too.
Let's see the next game we are jumping over to boys is another brand new release holy moly.
Really, one guy who plays this sport is pogging, I see him.
He's finally doing it!
He's finally doing it!
My sport!
Disc golf masters.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Bokkara boy.
This can be changed later.
Welcome to Cannon Park, the local city course, and perfect place to learn the game.
Oh, shit.
Simple but demanding, throw from the T to the basket.
Step on to the T and learn the controls, Bready.
Use left mouse button to look around.
the right mouse to drag it to adjust the power oh shit oh shit okay oh fuck I'm
a natural what the fuck I just a angle by holding my mouse I'm moving the mouse
back and sideways
What is this like the best angle or something okay he's trying to you land inside the landing
zone is this actually telling me is this like an indicator for skills to throw with
an angle. Hold up, hold up. Okay, I didn't, I didn't mean to do that. Guys, it's the
fucking tutorial, bro. You think I'm gonna home run it as soon as I pick up the bat?
Come on, dude
There it is easy oh
My god, yeah, this is online by the way, it's got to be cross play
Yeah
What
You're kidding you're kidding
There it is.
Dude, how do you even get it in there?
Hold right mouse, bump, pull back, then move the mouse forward, okay.
There it is.
Forehand.
Switch to forehand mode by pressing F.
A forehand throw makes the disc fade in opposite direction.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, brother?
Unnatural.
Fuck. Keep trying.
Okay, hold on.
The sad part is, people played this IRL.
Honey.
Sounds like you and just got you didn't you didn't get into the game. You sound like you didn't get invited to the party
That's all I'm hearing. Oh
Oh
Hold on bro, there's some AD action here explore wait, hold on
Oh wait, this actually matters
How the fuck?
That's it.
Okay, that line is bullshit.
That line is such BS dude.
Can I like not do this?
there it is there it is yeah that should be extra points that should be extra points
I was sick! What the hell?
Oh, hey, hold up, hold up!
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
There it is. There it is. Easy. Alright. I'm ready. 1v1 online. More glide means the
and this carries farther with less effort.
All right, I got my Frisbees in my bag.
What the hell is this, bro?
Give me the hell out of here, I'm ready to play.
Yeah!
Welcome!
Welcome!
I thought this had multiplayer, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I swear I saw online pdp.
I swear to God.
Bruh.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god, there's placements.
Alright, chill.
Whoa, whoa!
hold on hold on and before I feed displayed right on the screen
He found this number
Oh
Four players oh my god
Did I'm gonna get
I'm ready I'm ready
Okay, okay
Oh we're doing this am I first
I'm fresh out of the tutorial I already forgot oh shit oh we're all playing at
once there it is oh shit
so that was a good throw dude what the fuck whole timer oh dude I can one tap
this I can one tap this
Here it is. Here it is. Feel the wind.
Oh! That would have been sick.
Tapping. Tapping.
Not last! Not last!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh shit.
What's this shank?
You're joking.
You're kidding, you're kidding. Damn, I threw it so good, but horribly.
What?
You're joking dude.
What the fuck was that?
That wasn't even a thre- what even was that?
Right.
Okay, dude, whatever.
Whatever, dude.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Alright, here we go.
Clean.
Clean, gonna hit the tree, okay, very nice, we'll take that right there, okay, I'm gonna
Curve it. I'm a curb this shit wanted Angelina Jolie right here
Right here
Right here
Oh my god, I went the wrong way. Oh, that's horrible. I went the wrong way shit
How bad is it, how bad?
Dude, it's easier on controller.
You gotta keep this shit right in the center.
Easy.
Not last.
Not last!
Feels good.
Alright.
Alright
Are you serious? What was that?
What happened I can't a hundred percent it anymore dude what
Here we go, here we go, um, no.
That is not what was supposed to happen right there.
Oh
Bro that should have been bouncy ring that if that was way more bouncy that would have been so good
What's up? Only one they got it in. Easy.
Dude, oh my god.
I went the wrong way again. I needed to switch.
Oh, opposite direction.
Opposite direction.
Is it?
Uh-oh.
I think it's too late to switch hands.
Oh you can oh wait you can step out. Oh
Yo, why are you
There it is one tap there it is not last not last
Right, right, correct way.
range.
Okay.
Easy.
No!
Buddy!
You're kidding. You're kidding. Just go! Just go!
Give me a mic. Where's my controller? This sucks ass on PC.
It's easier to go straight on a controller.
Oh my God.
OK.
It looks like I can hit him.
The only disc I've thrown is a fucking CD-ROM.
There it is, boy.
Okay, apparently it took a while to show the leaderboard.
Update the leaderboard holy shit, okay
All right, all right.
Right there.
Clean.
What does E mean?
He means disqualified, right?
So I won.
Okay.
Yeah, that was a good throw though. That was a clean throw.
Aw, shit.
Oh my god, yo the cursor makes it so much easier
What the fuck?
Hold up, hold up, what ever man, first place man
Hold on, hold on
Screw that guy, he's been waiting for this shit ass game to come out
not all year. This is his fucking hard craters. Alright, hold on. Here we go, here we go. Next,
Thanks.
Continue.
Quack, quack, quack.
Oh yeah, take the wheel.
Wow, let's see what we have here, boys.
Are you serious right now?
I can't match him with proper elo.
all right here we go boys let me show you how to play this shit
all right boys fire away launching full launch
There it is. Glide, glide, glide, glide. Oh shh! Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, hold up, hold up. You stay on the right side when you're trying to go to the right,
right? This is right.
Is it right, right, left, left?
Right, right, left, left?
Yeah, how's the curve- it's gonna curve to the right, on the right.
Look at the curve in green.
Does- oh, green actually, so.
Are you fucking kidding, dude?
Where did the mouse cursor go?
Oh my god, it disappeared.
You have to quickly line up the mouse cursor?
We're in.
I'm still in.
I'm still in.
All right.
Let's bail out.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Okay.
Oh my.
Send it.
Land, land, land!
What even is this curvature?
Doble, doble, right there.
In the sky. In the sky, right there.
Fuck you.
You lie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, higher, higher.
Ah, made it, okay, okay, okay, plus two, plus four, plus four, E, E?
Easy, okay.
Damn, man, happened, happened.
How am I, how am I fucking plus six?
Okay.
There it is.
There it is.
191.
Are you serious?
That shoulda went in.
I don't know how much I'm supposed to curve it here.
I don't know if this is correct, let's see.
There
Dude I had left click
Oh god oh my god
15 seconds
Nooooo. Come on! Alright. Whatever man, whatever dude, whatever.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
That actually was great.
I don't know the tree being right here.
Does this make sense?
Right?
I think if anything I need to be even further.
Oh
I just have a
Actually plus 14 is good. It's positive. That means it's good. I'm gonna ask.
Okay, man.
There it is, boys, the comeback.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Okay, we got a curvature to the right.
Hold up, hold up.
Is it this way to curve left or this way to curve?
It's like this, right?
Is it that way?
I guess.
Right there.
Okay.
Shit man.
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
There it is.
Easy.
What's that another green another two greens in a row actually it's white I don't know what that means
Golden golden
Golden
Okay, I'm I'm aiming a little too low
Come on, man.
Okay, straight shot, straight shot, right there.
Right there, straight shot.
60 meters, 60 feet, and...
NOOOO!
Easy.
Yeah, I'm getting better, bruh. It's the placement matches, okay?
The placement matches are the tutorial.
I'm launching this ship in the sky.
Yeah, this is gonna have to go on the...
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
And we're back, we're back.
We're coming back.
We forgot our luggage.
Alright, chill for me!
Chill for me!
Heavy curvature here. Heavy curve.
That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad.
Oh and not last somehow
There it is boys in game leader
Good stuff boys good stuff you're dead last right from sure live or all right next one
Let's go.
Where's that there Matt? Where's the fourth?
I don't play with three!
I don't play with three!
I think we're playing with three.
Okay dude, come on Matt.
What the hell is this placement?
We're gonna go with the strong grease.
We're gonna go like this.
Massive curve of the eight dragon.
are you serious okay oh my god dude I don't know why that happened
Oh my fucking god, brother.
Oh my god! Oh, now you go off!
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, chill, chill...
Oh shi-
Oh, really?
No one got it, okay, okay, we got a good lobby here, we got a good lobby.
Alright, no one got it, no one got it.
I'm going to just launch it right through the trees right there through the tree actually
now fuck that we're going to go this way actually now we're going to go here there
it is oh oh that was actually good that was good
Oh
You're joking right I don't know how far a cutter goes
Come on, man.
Any horror games this subsunday?
Like you're kidding, right?
You're joking, right?
How do you lean?
Oh, you're choking.
Okay.
That's a new keybind.
That apparently shift does something not covered in the tutorial.
Whatever dude.
Yeah, this is the horror game.
What's up, what's up?
Oh, you thought I was done, huh?
It went, carry it, carry it.
Oh my God.
One tap, one tap, one tap.
You're joking, how was that a putt?
Dude, 100% on the putting is very strong.
This is still winnable.
This is still heavily winnable.
Okay, that's some type of move.
Alright, I've been in worse positions.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
That would have brought me back.
That would have brought me back.
I can do this
Fuck you, bro, dude, how do you step man?
Easy
There can still deepen disc golf masters online
Blaming the elo in the mouse cursor posting plus six as a plus 14s, but somehow not dead last
You bro, put the fucking water back that you just wrote that shit with asshole
Hold on 213 feet, let's try it 70
Amazing. I should have done- Wow. Wow. How is that a penalty? 92 feet?
I'll spectate, I'll spectate the noobs, next.
anyone's game anyone's game
shit which way
Hold on, I'm trying to picture you. Throw it!
Is this way?
It's like this, right?
It's like this, right?
No?
I'm trying it.
Fuck this game.
Those acting like people throw play this a sport normally dude
No, I haven't thrown a disc in a long time
Time.
They do, they do!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, that should just be in.
Did that guy one tap it?
No.
I
All right
Oh!
Buddy, what even was that putt?
There it is boys, easy.
All right next placement
We say got two placements
are you kidding me dude?
Wow, okay 1v1 dude. Alright, let's go
I'm a new disc golfer now. I ain't the same I could beat this guy. I could beat this guy
Okay.
Oh!
Okay.
Now!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh my god, I can win this.
I can win this.
Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss.
Oh fuck.
Alright, okay, okay, chill, chill.
How is this- how?
How?
All right, I'm thinking right there and a full send
Oh shit
Come on man
I'm not winning this.
We'll take it out of bounds, sure back.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Oh my God!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Lover.
you
you
you
you
you
I wish I was trolling that I wish I was
Oh
305 okay, hold on hold on dude. You already made it in 59 feet. I don't need to see it
right right just wait till the last placement okay
You're kidding.
Easy.
Easy.
Come on, man.
Great throw.
Give me the fuck out of this game.
Give me the fuck out of this game.
I want a four player match!
Four player match!
Now
I
Are you kidding me? Where's the fourth?
Okay, let's see let's see here we go boys
All right sending it sending it beautifully
Oh my god, baby.
Oh my fucking god.
I can't play that bad, plus two, plus two.
It's a start.
No way, it hit the top of the tree.
Oh my God.
one of
One of all.
Nice, nice, okay.
Alright, 50%. 50%? Oh my god.
how are they owning with that how come your score is the only one that is
positive I'm the only one getting points man everybody knows negative means no
points oh shit I didn't mean to do this oh fuck okay
Really
Not bad, not bad.
Dude.
Oh, at least two of us can sleep.
They're joking dude.
Pixel bro, pixel the tree!
There it is boys.
Green on the board.
That was a perfect throw and it went left.
Oh
1.94, 1 tap, 1 tap.
Oh, now you need a hundred percent!
Autos to the punter, maybe you don't want to do that.
Nice.
Alright, good stuff, one more, here we go, what's my placement, I'm thinking gold, I'm
What's the goal?
Let's see.
there it is boys that's a good rank right there that's a good man that's a
I can't run out there
I'm not versing you guys are actual pros in real life now playing this because it's a rainy day dude
I'm not doing this
Okay, I'm not doing this brother. This is ridiculous. I
Agreed I
Yeah, it's not even getting me into a match anymore because it's just I'm so high that
They don't even know
Here we go here we go, okay
I wanna I want four people man. I'm not gonna one be one you
the
the
the
the
I
Agreed our next game as we contain you
We are jumping to a game
Known as
Downslape with the fishes.
Let's see what we have here.
How to play?
Do the captain of a ship on a covert delivery mission with a small crew without warning.
Something strikes the vessel causing severe damage.
You wait for the emergency horns.
When they sound, you know you need to evacuate immediately.
Time is running out to gather whatever you can and toss it into your lifeboat.
We really should say every time item counts, escape by staying near the boat at the
end.
However, it can only carry one more person besides you.
Use the daytime to send your energy on fishing, eating, doing small tasks or chatting
to your shipmate. When you run out of energy and the day and try to sleep hoping nothing
disrupts your rest. If your knight does get interrupted and use an item you brought to
handle the situation, if you have no answer you can try going back to sleep. Sometimes
that's your only answer.
Okay, okay.
Ah, what a great day, matey.
What a great day.
What a fabulous day.
Hello.
Just a great day.
What was that? Land ho!
What the hell?
Okay, I'm not saving anybody.
I'll save the cat!
I'm picking up everything and I'll evaluate later.
That's a good one right there, we're good.
I
Got a lot of stuff right there, okay
Day one
Yeah
Okay, I feel healthy. I'm full
I'm well rested. I got a map. I got six cans of food
I got a telescope first aid flare gun nine bait C
Gear repair boat right message
message. There goes Dorothy, I'm the only one left stuck on this old junk of a lifeboat.
I have no idea what struck our ship and judging by the sound, I honestly don't want to find
out and all I can do is, now all I can do is survive as long as I need, I'm sure help
will come soon. Okay. I can't use anything. Great message.
dear anybody it's cursive guys I am stranded at sea the Dorothy is no more
there it is someone read that hopefully wherever that goes hopefully they speak
English oh fuck I'm gonna bed I should have saved the bottle true it was a
a peaceful night. Oh, okay. All right. Could eat a snack. Oh wait, we don't have a lot.
Quick to heal. I don't need to do that. Oh, nails left three. I regret doing this.
Unless I just always have to do this.
Did I just waste?
Oh no, you can just always do that.
You need three energy for that.
I did, I wasted one energy.
I could have done a sea search.
Or I'm just gonna go to bed.
Yeah, maybe it's a marl fish.
Oh fuck.
I can't sleep well. Where's the cat?
You are unprepared. Excuse me?
Don't tell me whiskers jumped.
Oh, he's good.
I don't know if I was the constant swaying or if I'm already going nuts, but I couldn't sleep easy last night.
I kept switching between a few minutes of sleep and watching the moonlight dance on the waves all through the night
Okay, I'm not gonna I'm gonna eat until I'm completely hungry
Are you kidding me well if I run out of energy what happens?
Hey, nice.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You are unprepared.
I agree.
What am I supposed to be prepared for?
Oh my god, you have to eat a lot.
Wait, every time you sleep you only get one energy?
No way.
Yeah, I think it just recovers one every night.
I woke up at the force of waves crashing against the side of the boat, water splashing into
my face after collecting my thoughts and regaining my balance I tried to get a
few more hours of sleep but no avail okay somehow need to figure that out yeah
I need better sleep so I don't awaken
choose an item
Dude, I- No!
Are you gonna stuff the map in the hole?
Please not do this.
Okay, we needed that.
Oh wow, that worked.
Okay.
Yeah, it was a very sticky map.
Oh my god.
Torn map fixed by hand.
I guess I'll actually be able to use it.
I'm gonna do a C-search.
I had no high hopes for this old dinghy,
but I didn't expect a leak so big it could have drawn me in my sleep.
I acted quickly enough to keep my boots from feeling with water,
though I just hope this boat doesn't hold any more surprises for me.
I'm searching.
Dive.
Are you serious?
Triple energy, burst and nothing.
I'm gonna die out, see.
Oh fuck.
In the middle of the sea in a storm, a thunderstorm sounds like the scariest shit.
on a dinghy? Oh my god.
You did not sleep very well, I can see that.
Okay, 70% I'm gonna wait till it gets like 50%.
I'll E, fix the map, fish, and go to bed.
Really.
Classic bottle, worthless junk.
I was jolted away by the sound of thunder that followed the flashing lights of the
storm that brewed up last night.
It was one of my hardest nights in terrible sleep.
I'm still shivering in my cold, wet clothes.
So I can't use the flare gun.
Something is gonna allow me to use that.
Oh, yo.
Oh my God.
What do I give you?
What do I give you?
Why am I giving you anything, bait?
Here you go, eat those.
I should have given him a letter.
Oh, he's my friend now.
What are you gonna do? Get the barrel.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
Okay, okay, okay. Two food, two food.
food? I don't know if I should shoe him. Should I shoe him? He seems like he's nice. Yeah,
I don't see why I would. A curious signal made a visit to the boat last night. What a
cute and harmless creature. It looked tired and hungry. It must have been flying for
quite a while. I couldn't resist and share some of my food with it. I may have made
a new friend. He might end up constantly eating the bait because now he expects
food in the middle of the ocean.
I know I know well I need to turn
Right looks like death left looks like more open sea let's go right
Looks like we're good. Looks like we're good.
The ball arrived at the fork in the waterway. I had hoped. I could simply keep rolling forward,
but in the end I had to make a choice. I turned right. I trusted the dangerous waters more
than the empty horizon still have five food I'm gonna search to see here
Oh, 4 bait?
Oh no.
It was broken.
But the yield was insane.
Insane yield.
And a peaceful night.
Feels good.
I might just burn it on
Fixing this yeah, I think that was worth it
Worth it
Captain whiskers is finding his way
Another night
What is that an angler oh my god shoes
No, that's it. That's it just two
Not three
Okay, why don't you go and eat everything in the ocean?
Why you gotta eat the stuff I have?
My surroundings went dead silent as it stared into my eyes for the tall old gays.
I knew it wanted to feast with a shaking hand.
I picked up some cans for my boat and tried offering fish to it.
I hate that I worry I'll be coming super.
Okay, I think I fished today three times
Triple fishing
Yikes, I've tried using the map nothing happens
Oh my god
57%? I think I can wait. I think I can still wait. Dude, that's actually incredible. I thought
What if auto uses the bait now?
Uh-oh.
Going this way seems dangerous.
Um, I have nothing.
Not the map again.
Unless...
This might come in handy.
okay that's apparently why we needed the map
yeah i think it auto uses the bait i'm going in the sea again
you surrassionite yield you hurt yourself and the scuba shit was damaged oh my god
Oh, I don't know if that first AP it was worth it.
Oh my.
Look at my sur- looking at my surroundings it was clear I knew to navigate a bit or
the boat might drift into the waters more dangerous than I could handle.
Should be told I have no idea where I'm headed.
Let's just hope it's more pleasant than wherever I woke up last night.
Yeah, this is why I've been used to a telescope yet, dude.
Okay, that may have been a bad idea. I have no food left. I never repaired, we're dead.
I'll save peaceful night I mean 42% I can probably chill on and do it again I need food
I need food.
Okay, honestly man, whatever.
Uh oh.
the map no well what do I do now
Whoa.
Really?
When Blue strongly not letting me rest, if I were a little less careful, it could easily
tip me off the boat and send me into the ocean.
While trying to navigate out of the situation, a fish carried by the currents flew straight
into my face.
decline any food that the greater forces send me um this game would be so
interesting if I had saved the whole crew let's fish next time I'll try saving
everybody and then I'm gonna have like no Reese walk I'm gonna have like no
resources because they're gonna have to feed everybody it only uses bait if
if it catches something that needed bait to catch.
Yeah, it consumes the bait once you catch something.
You can only save one other person?
Oh, really?
Oh yeah, that was a really good yield of food.
Nice.
All right, tomorrow I will repair.
It was a peace for the night.
Um, that's all I can do here.
That's it.
Nothing else.
What the heck is that?
Is he stealing shit?
Are you kidding?
All we got back was that.
Wow.
Okay then.
A small rascal found its way onto my boat
and I was looking through my supplies,
I grabbed the nearest object
and started swinging it around like a maniac.
I've been threwin' up already,
I won't let some fish troll like creatures steal from me.
Alright, I got two food.
Oh, I fixed it.
And we'll do one here.
Worth, very nice.
Oh my God!
Yo!
Oh my god over here
And
Help maybe on the way where'd they go out there?
I just saw other people and it was a huge ship to I fired my only flare to their direction hoping to probably be saved
They didn't as so much as turn but kept moving maybe they'll send someone instead, right?
Are you kidding me?
I'm getting very lucky on the food right now five bait
Oh, and no if I'm not the same after my contract sink me
Interesting
A peaceful night
Yeah, I'm thinking we scuba dive it's been three weeks almost I'm doing a sea
search I'm gonna eat and sea search one food okay damaged and I retained one
Yikes.
Okay, good stuff, good stuff.
I'm ready out of material to defend.
Oh, oh my god.
Yes, visit!
Are you kidding me?
Whoa!
Oh!
Hocanuts!
We're eating good!
Mr. Whiskers!
Oh my god.
Yo, why don't we just stay here for a little while?
Even though it's like a small ass island.
Well, what's in it? You need three energy.
Nice. Okay. One for one, one for one, and day. I'll get another one.
You are unprepared.
Sleep.
Oh, the journal have an update?
Rain can be common even when things aren't great, of course, normally I'd do that.
Rain can be common even when things aren't great of course normally I'd hear it from
inside dry and safe not in a wood boat wooden boat soaked through with water running down
my clothes I struggle to sleep as every droplet hit my face through the night okay two energy
oof three bait we're getting we're getting very low on supplies in general I'm worried
I'm super worried.
Miss number 13.
I found only Minasquill Island,
so I decided to take a small tour.
Someone must have been there before
because I found an old one in chest.
I took it with me back from the boat.
It was heavy and exhausting to carry,
so it better be worth it.
I need a good night's sleep
and then I'm gonna open it and see.
Nice.
Yeah, why did he not take the coconuts?
You need a full stomach for three energy?
I thought it's more, you need a, uh-oh, it looks like a mermaid.
Or a sea witch.
Well, I'm gonna go take a look.
And I'm gonna go take a look.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh my god!
We did not sleep.
I did not sleep well.
You feel weak.
I saw someone stranded on a rock in the distance before I could even question it.
I started hearing this weirdly calming serene melody, trying to get closer to our silence,
the singing.
I woke up with bleeding ears and had my body hanging out of the bow.
Scramble back before it tipped over
No, I want to open this
Come on, dude
Should I yolo it and just open the chest
Maybe maybe we'll survive 9%
And umbrella we're dead
I'm eating everything, fray.
Fray, the ship doesn't wreck.
Nooooooooo.
Uh oh.
Come on man.
The end.
The end.
Your fate!
Sleeping with the fish.
Yo, that was pretty good.
That was actually pretty good.
A good first attempt.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Starting here.
Starting here.
Starting here.
Anybody here?
Where's the cat?
Where's the little cat?
Where's the cat?
Where's the little cat?
No!
Damn, I got a good haul.
Frazy haul right here.
Frederica, hope we...
Hey, glad you weren't with me, buddy.
With my shrink, we can sail the thing for years.
Hey, look what I found.
This might help us later.
Hey, here they have it.
Well, there goes Dorothy, Frederick and I, and the other ones.
I was not sitting in this old junk of a lightbook, I had no idea what struck our ship and just about the sound of it.
Honestly, you don't want to find out, now all we can do is ride as long as we need.
Alright, this is what you do in the beginning of the game.
Spam.
Spam.
Fishing.
Broken compass.
Trash, now Bej, right message.
I've got a bed.
Bej time.
Compass is repairable, yes.
How much?
Fixed.
And then we'll go twice here.
Boba G. Alright that was pretty good. I have no energy to write a message here.
Yeah, where is Bob?
Check the back.
What's the- Wait, where did the gaga or Frederick?
sounds of slapping and flopping filled the air last night I decided to
investigate and find the source and lo and behold somebody decided they wanted
to be my breakfast today there is still kindness in the rough seas
I wonder what I use the duct tape on.
I don't know what that did.
I have no idea.
What am I?
Is she probably just testing us?
Or messing with us for fun?
Let's see who gets the last laugh.
Ha ha ha.
It's me.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna feed you to the siren if need be.
Oh, you can use duct tape and it doesn't use energy?
Oh, really?
Oh, is this Max food?
Yikes
Wait seriously you can use this to repair and it's permanent repair
Repairs items not the boat
Oh, nice.
There you go.
I don't know what keeping him happy does, but sure.
Oh my god.
What if I just slept and didn't do that?
that unless this guarantees three bars of energy I think you counter the night
what the wind blew strongly now let me rest if I were a little less careful it
could easily tip me off the boat and send me into the ocean wait for the
current to have calm down I help other my brother burke myself from the cold
air blowing straight in my face my hands are tired
Yeah, he's under the blanket.
He sleeps under that.
Okay, man.
Oh my god, this is scripted.
Trash loot
You are unprepared
Heckish he's fine
I'm not going to feed you just yet, brother.
All right.
Hopefully someone sees that.
I woke up in the first of ways crashing against the side of the boat water, especially to my face.
I tried to get a few hours of sleep 54 percent
Ooh!
Frederick does not feel well.
Whatever bro, get the crate, there might be Tylenol in here.
Ooh!
What's that, Ben?
There you go, all yours.
I'm gonna eat one and tomorrow I gotta repair the boat.
Oh
We're already here that was fast
Oh
Um, what?
Did I just get infected?
Did I just get infected?
I found a lonely miniscule island, so I decided to take a small tour while looking around the trees.
I wasn't careful enough. Something attacked me from above. It looked like a long coconut.
I used leaves from the shrubs to stop the bleeding, but it still hurts like hell.
I mean, I have some pain.
Board what do you want me to do bro go read the map or something
Bro's acting like chat.
I'm blocked.
And what do you think Mike want me to do?
Oh yeah, I should talk to him probably.
Uh oh.
Going this way seems dangerous.
We got the map.
All right, let's try the compass.
What, I'm on lonely?
Let me talk to you, bro.
I can't believe we're already on day nine at this rate.
might just grow my hair back. Here you go. There you go. Look at my surroundings. It was clear I
needed to navigate a bit, but the boat might drift into water is more dirty so I could end up
tripping. Should be fine. I have no idea where I'm headed. Let's just hope it's more pleasant
than wherever I woke up last night. Okay, I'm gonna fish a little bit.
Nice, nice. What more?
We take all of that.
I need to turn.
Last time I went right.
Do I go left this time?
I'm scared.
I'm going left.
Okay, okay, I borrowed that a fork in the waterway.
I had hoped I could simply keep rolling forward,
but in the end I had to make a choice.
I turned left.
water seem calmer that way I just hope I made the right decision all right whoa
he's probably hungry too oh wait he's not boats in 96 there's really nothing
Nothing else I can do, might as well just keep fishing until I can scuba dive.
All right, I think we did.
Do I give it to him?
I'll give him some.
I don't know what exactly a- I guess I can use the flashlight.
What if feeding him actually yields something?
Tell you what, hand me some of that bait.
I'll try fishing myself.
We'll eat for days.
Mark my words.
What do you say?
No
Oh ho, well then I want to see you catching more fish than I could, buddy
Yeah, buddy, yeah, fuck you man, look at the stalk
Look at the stalk
What have you been talking about?
Yeah, we're alive because of me
Fine
I swear I can make out figures since I'm only trying to spook you or...
Do you see who made a visit to Buzz last night? What a cute and harmless future, but when it started pecking, it bit too close to my supplies that I didn't shoot away with, but I thought the boat was too small for one more guest.
Alright, whatever. I would have let him.
Okay, how are we doing man?
You happy still?
With darkly sunk, we need a new name for this dinghy.
How about the brown floater, bloater for sure.
Of course, I'm open to better names though.
One energy to talk to this guy that is useless.
Come on.
Why did I do that?
Very nice, very nice, he's good.
Oh, duck tape?
Oh, really?
lose the whole roll, right?
Whatever, man, whatever.
Had no high hopes for this old day,
but I didn't expect a leak so big
it could have drowned me in my sleep.
I had to quickly enough to keep my boots
from filling with water,
though I just hope this boat
doesn't hold any more surprises for me.
We're diving.
That's actually unfortunate.
Fuck it!
A little rain isn't so bad after baking under the sun and sweating for hours waking up to
the fat felds of resin and freshening, but I also need a proper rest so I come out with
a bucket to get some unbothered sleep.
I don't think it really matters.
I did have an umbrella.
Do I fix this?
What's up, man?
Happy peckish.
We're going back.
One bait for three energy.
Get the hell out of here.
Oh my god you are unprepared harpoon gun someone replied or it's my same message and
I just came back to me.
B, guarantees catches today.
I'll be proud of that bait for you.
Trust me, this will guarantee they'll be catching fish all day.
Fine.
I swear my hair getting red by the day.
What's the lat look like?
I'm bald on this.
That is the most magnificent hair you've ever seen.
I believe you, man.
Current's gathered at the bottom of our boat last night.
Wonder who sent it into the ocean.
It was far to reach, so we may never know what message
that held, or the reason it ended up here.
Are you telling me I shouldn't?
Yes, she got it.
Oh, did he give me bait?
Oh, whatever.
I'm gonna bed.
Oh, whoops.
Harpoon gun!
Harpoon gun!
I don't have energy anyways. Yeah, he buffed it. Oh, why wouldn't I do this?
It's bait, isn't it?
I'm opening it now
I'm not sure our mass is a lot of things together, last night I found a mysterious
heavy chest with no key to be seen, I might have to force my way into it if I can't get
the best of me.
We only have three food left.
Okay, sure, anchor.
Here we go, another one.
I don't think it's wasted, Chad, it's literally a scripted flair.
Scuba diving.
Wow, that's ridiculous. Are you barely alive when I have no first aid kit?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Did we have no food left man?
Oh my god.
Nice, nice.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Um, one energy, 88%.
Days, weeks, it's not like H2N has been thrown up twice.
Just how much longer do we have to keep fighting, bud?
Can you tell me, dude?
Uh-oh.
Who's out there? Harpoon gun!
Oh my god.
Saved.
Easy.
Did I get anything?
Good surface circling gauges to the close under the water I can make out their shape there was no ordinary sharks that arms fingers
I wasn't taking chance. I fired on Lee our food as a warning they scattered for now
Brother we have enough thing. Yeah, I have to I have to do this and a hope
That it's food and not bait
Wow. That's crazy. That was the best haul.
I was jolted awake by the sound of thunder that followed the flashing lights of the storm
that brewed up last night.
I managed to keep myself dry with an umbrella but it suffered a few tears from the strong
winds.
Oh no.
I'm gonna fix it and fish.
Ayyyyy.
You day.
Uh oh.
A first aid kit would be great right now.
oh dear what the hell whoa are you kidding me
What?
Soooo.
I guess the flashlight wasn't it?
Alright, one more, one more.
I don't think the crew member is worth it, unless the different ones do different things.
I
I think that was good.
That may have been good.
Decent loot.
Let's go right into scuba.
You get a person and you have to feed them.
bay and it got broken into a peaceful night.
Are you serious?
I'm just going to get a drink, one minute.
All right.
I think nine food is the max so
When it's nine you're kind of like good
Yeah, if I if I use this a more bait it's useless unless nine isn't the max
Because then you have excess energy, but I think it adds on to the next day
Okay, um you see 10?
Oh wait you can't get a shit ton, wait a minute.
Oh wait you can get a shit ton of food let's talk.
Let's see what we have here.
Scoobin?
I think we're going to Scoob.
Oh nice, okay, sure.
Wow, what are you doing?
Why would I use the map?
Is that it's just gonna soak it up?
So what if I just sleep so you can sleep and have shit energy and not use an item?
I think that's how it works.
So you can just not use one.
Of course.
Check the back.
No.
Must be the wings.
Must be the wings.
I'm getting home.
I'm getting home. I will get home.
What a crazy face. It is like 60 seconds.
But you're in a boat, a dinghy, after you're trying to grab all the supplies of a big boat that sank.
Similar to the same concept.
Okay.
Is 11 max food?
No, 12.
Okay, that's now fixed.
I'm going to eat.
There it is. We'll take that as well.
Yes.
are you kidding dude are you kidding are you serious
Wow hurts a bit I'm fine we're gonna spam sea searches
It's not worth it actually. It's not worth.
Uh-oh. Oh, I don't have a hard poodin gum this time. No.
Choose an item. Fish net? Dude, it's gonna be maybe not a lot of food. Plus three food.
Feels very nice! Feels very good!
I will visit this island. I will always.
Don't hurt me, bro. Please. I'm owning right now. This might be the run.
This might be the run, boys. Holy moly.
Because... one food and broken shit.
I failed. I FAILED!
MAP! MAP! GET THE MAP!
still broken I'm just not gonna write a message until I'll do I'll do it tomorrow
Actually whatever just get it off the boat
Assuming I survive this might be the angler I have a lot of food if it's the angler
Yep, what up, man
It's all good, dude, it's all good
Dude.
Here you go, here you go, fishnet.
I think just giving it food is the way
without getting rid of the fishnet.
Unless you can actually capture it, I just don't know.
Flare doesn't work.
Are you serious?
Yo!
I don't want to hit it, push that.
No way!
You're supposed to use the telescope to bonk?
Oh, it didn't waste it though, I thought it did.
Ooh!
An energy bar!
We're eating good.
Whoa!
That was a really good-
Wow!
Good haul.
This might be the one assuming I don't get hurt and find a medkit.
Might have it here.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh god.
I don't think I have anything for this.
I have nothing.
You are unprepared.
Uh-oh.
You did not sleep very well?
I wonder why.
Ah, we're sending this out.
Hopefully somebody finds that.
And T locates our position
Oh, all right, beige red snapper is good
Wait a bottle I don't think I can get that unless I can fish net it doubt it though
Never mind, got it.
You think it's my sh- no way.
It looks like a heart.
One, two, three.
I can write another message.
not this again this is what killed me the fishnets just gonna kill bait
No way.
Oh, okay.
saved.
Okay.
We're searching.
I think I'm going to beat this. I don't know how I can mess this up. I mean I'll find a way, but I don't know how.
You are prepared
Oh my
That's six to vote for today
41%
Okay, still unprepared.
I think I'm just gonna find something that's gonna prepare me.
There's nothing.
Oh, minus 28.
Very nice, I'm doing really good on food.
I just, all these night segments, I have nothing.
A plane.
66% I'm gonna do a bait.
Well, that took a while.
I'm at a repair.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
What the heck?
What up, man?
for first aid kit I don't know about that dude the scuba is really good I do
You got food, I do.
I may have just killed myself.
Smile.
Alright, alright, alright.
97% five bait uh oh.
some bait for what? He said that I don't feel good. I might be able to wait but I guess
I'll use it. I feel like I could have taken one more hit to where he's like I can't feel
anything and then kind of used it maybe been too early
No energy.
What?
We're here?
Alright, I'll go right.
Keep the bait for the events. Yeah, might just go to Bez. We're gonna sleep through a
lot of these nights or daytime. Whoa. I don't know how a fishnet helps me here, but let's
try. What am I using this for? And it's gone. Okay. Oh, wait, is that the heart? Oh my god,
That was the heart in the picture.
The cat knows.
You must know.
We will live boy we will live maybe oh I don't have the harpoon
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Kill me man kill me it's over
I have some pain.
I have some pain.
Okay, feels good.
He's sleeping next to the heart now.
Well, touch hand?
Do I have a telescope?
Here, take that.
I'm not touching that shit.
Take that.
I should have given him the heart!
He gave me a flashlight?
I don't know if that was a worthy trade.
Oh, I should have given him the damn frickin' heart.
Two bait, and nothing else.
Now last attempt the next game
All right, bro last time you know what fine take it
He lives with us now.
Clicking him just makes it so he flies away, that's all it.
Flashlight?
I don't know how this is going to help, but maybe.
Oh, there's a guy.
Okay.
I think I saw a person without a head.
Two bait?
Oh dear.
I am dead man.
I don't even know what to do.
It's just kind of like barely holding on.
Uh-oh.
No energy at all.
of course i gave my telescope chat she will scream lower your voices are you lower your
shit she will scream unless the duct tape I don't know what that does maybe it
helps me sleep or not look at it
that did work five food left I'm scared
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Watch him grab it and fly away.
Or he buffs me because he's right there.
That looks kinda yummy, man.
Oh my god, I don't have a flare this time, dude.
What the heck, man? How about a flashlight?
SOS with a flashlight.
Ash! Oh! Ash!
please dude a month on the ocean a month
seven food left one bait a damn heart that doesn't decay what do I do I just
repair I guess 97%
peaceful night
good I've clicked the heart like 50 times you can fish without bait but
Yeah, Aura uses the fish.
Yeah, Aura uses the fish.
I wonder if I'm like unprepared for the progression of the game.
That's what I'm seeing.
We're just inevitably gonna die.
Now I'm gonna get a bunch of piranhas that are gonna come and kill me because I used the last one.
Uh oh.
I threw...
Who is this?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Take a look, take a look, just do it. We need anything.
Wow, Damian?
What does that help us with?
struck the side of the boat waking me up I'm pulling on barter human rights all
just bones up but that hat was still intact and stitched inside it was a name
Damian it's nowhere on the boat
I'm gonna burn three of these on fishing with no bait
get some scuba gear that works five food and a new flashlight
it is like 60 seconds. 35 days on the ocean. Burn it all. I need food. One more.
Nice worth.
I would.
Maybe we eat the bird, worst case.
What the hell dude?
Oh my god.
Yo!
Wait!
The heart!
Are you serious? I have nothing.
You cannot pay your debt?
What?
I'm dead.
Wow.
Dude, that's so dumb.
What do you mean? Doesn't even try an item.
There was no item to try, dumbass.
Yes. Yeah, I think I need three parts that you just have to farm three specific parts
to survive. Next game. Next game buddy. Next game buddy. We are jumping over to another
Game here people with cozy in the title
Got a brand new release here
Known as cozy cleaner Wow
Really?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Organize the books.
Okay, sure, man.
And I get rid of these.
What's the hell, man? How do you get rid of that?
Oh, it's after you finish.
Um, everything else looks clean. What am I missing here?
Am I missing here?
Yeah, what am I missing?
Oh.
All right, tutorial complete.
All right, here we go, here we go, speed run.
Leave that there.
Mop it. This guy just like throw pizza around.
It's a video game, bro.
It's not like there's crazy shit that comes out every week.
I mean, it's usually a lot of new games as well.
All right, what am I missing here?
Why is this always the issue?
This kind of looks like I can pick up the glass.
Where are we putting this camera up here?
Okay, okay, let's see
Shee-Bree! Shee-Bree!
What the hell is this? A new monitor?
New TV?
Where the heck is that? What is this?
It's a range hood? Oh my God, it's a range hood!
Okay!
Very nice, very nice.
A natural.
There it is, boys, easy.
Clean clean.
Upgrading!
Upgrading!
Play level 3.
Okay, what the hell is this? Are these plates?
All right, another painting, some knife.
Does not want to go in the drawer.
A mug that also needs to be cleaned.
A plant.
That was a chair.
What's that bag?
Oh, I'm missing heeey, maybe?
Okay, let's start.
Okay.
It's kind of a sleeper, putting me to bed.
This one definitely is putting me to bed.
Definitely on the bedside of things.
It's a good game, bro, but you know, there's other games like this, right?
I don't know.
Next game, which oh dear we finished early boys.
We finished early
I didn't want to do this start again I
Didn't want to do this, but you know what?
Fight night. I'll try black budget tomorrow
It better be good because I will go back and download it and if it's not good
I will judge you because I thought that game was so bad
You are she buddy who cares that it has the three letters that trigger you okay, it's a good brawler
Okay
say what you will blah blah blah UFC it's still a good brawler man there's no
other game like it there's no other game like it bro it's like what are you gonna
play other than Madden for football it's kind of like that what else are you
gonna play other than FIFA or whatever you're literally streamlined into one
dev who makes games like this
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Who's still playing this
Little bar and start a fight. I mean you can play Street Fighter or play this
The
Our first match has been made inside these walls.
Can you guys name us?
Are you done here in California?
So many big UFC live events in this family piece.
It's a great event.
It's a beautiful event.
The one that I would gladly never step out of.
He has legs.
Oh, what a delight.
Oh, my goodness.
That was a nice level change.
But he looked like he double-fisted.
When he got to the leg, he surprised himself by getting this little easier.
My full guard here through the top ladder, what did he shot at?
Oh, watch closely. John, it's a submission attempt.
It's starting to get tight. You've got to be very careful here.
Oh, the submission defense. Old tactic. It's out!
He said that he was ready for everything that would be tonight.
Almost.
Get the stitches to be sure that he can't get through.
They just managed to get to the very curb.
I wonder who's gonna fall.
He's a damn good player.
Really?
He's a good player.
It's an elbow.
Now these are some excellent ground and pow strikes here, DC.
There's an efficiency with which he operates in these situations.
He knows exactly when to throw exactly what's a hole.
But it's allowing him to really control the gravity aspect of the fight.
There's a song there, right?
No one to hold it.
No one to pull it down.
Absolutely.
Any point around strike by a bear and that one opened up a cut
All right working inside the place guard now
This is where you want to be now because
Beautiful setup. Fair bottom.
He does a great job of not shooting.
He makes a good shot.
And he makes it back to the top.
I hate it with these.
The last two seconds.
This is next turn.
Boom!
He did a great job of reversing the position.
He's not gonna win.
This guy's gonna win.
Beautiful setup.
We have to get on that take-down.
His opponent knows it's coming.
Can't stop.
Can't stop?
He's good with the savage man.
Always is Jason Kingdom.
Oh, and a cut is just open up on his forehead.
We'll keep an eye on it.
Great!
He's in the top position.
A lot of laps in the books.
Right there's the horn indicating the end of the round.
You see that cut just above the eye for that round.
So the cut man's got to get in here, close that thing up.
You don't want it becoming an issue here into this next round.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
So without hoisting its appreciation after that round,
that round we had a knockdown courtesy of a punch midway through.
Ow ow ow ow!
Round two, it's on the way!
And it was perfect. It was absolutely perfect John.
A great place on that attack.
Oh!
Got it like that champ. Get hurt on the feet.
Nicely prepared to take that.
And now it's out of the belt.
Get out of all of the board back this week.
Now settle in, hold him down, try to spot him, come on.
Have to give him a hurt that bad.
Why don't you pass the target?
Oh, beautiful, low, great input instinct.
Oh, but I can't punch him, okay.
Now he's gonna top that spot.
Gonna top that spot.
Defense, the offense, now.
Now he's gotta make sure it's worth it to try to get some damn dropping.
Look at that.
Nice, he's back in a little position, side-control.
So now he's going to find himself in a little more danger.
Well, he's out in power, 101, and now he just starts to see some smell.
Just a little bit more to go, round two.
Oh, it looks like he's got him in a crucifix now.
Do you see a lot of body weight from the top position?
How does he go about trying to finish this fight?
He just needs to stay heavy. He's got to keep his weight down.
He's got to be working, but not working recklessly,
because this is a position that you can escape.
Make sure you secure your opponent.
And make sure you secure your opponent.
Lance strikes that batter, and hit this fight.
Great front on position, this could be the beginning of the match.
Yes, this could be the beginning of the end.
This is a very, very bad position for the bottom guy.
The top guy has to be in good position to break and finish the fight.
He needs to make sure that the trap he has set is still...
Oh, man!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Well, that's a power shot!
That's a power shot!
Sure, man.
The official design!
College Salvation Design over there in the corner and up there.
Jeez.
A level 13 fucking idiot.
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Yeah, everybody is normal 50 now.
My pretty visual is that every direction as we return to the stopping ground,
the end of the road, the beautiful Abu Dhabi Mixed Martial Arts of course continuing to make his presence go here,
giving an eye to their limits.
We have got it.
Bang and shoot, all the massive attacks going by one, and they get a push here.
I mean that was beautiful, great job setting it up,
getting the points to do the target, and earning your own very early days of fighting.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh
Big shots exchange for the pocket there
That was a beautiful hook.
He's chomping perfectly.
And the hook is a hold very fast.
Oh my goodness.
He got his head snapped back again.
He got hit again.
But it's still bad.
Oh, listen, though.
That strike, maybe a little bit.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna kill that.
I'm gonna put the pot of shit down.
There is your home.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
She said that a perfect hook is right.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
He's hurt a lot in there.
I'm not in there.
There it is.
There it is.
I'm not gonna stop the fight anyways.
You're not gonna stop
You want to say when I cut the fight
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in this building you see the micro-statue all front you know that it's something special
the fans are in for something special tonight it's gonna be loud
tonight's top of the world
just misses with the left off
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Even though they're bad
What? What? What? What? What?
Oh, that's him!
I'm just three minutes out of going.
What is this? No fast-paced opening round here.
Alright, so perhaps you're gonna have to address something defensively.
There is a legitimate cut around his eye.
Yeah, cut on the arm and that last strike.
Now, pay attention now, before it gets going.
Oh, God!
You're kidding, dude. You're kidding.
Such a crazy body.
It's a crazy feeling. You're not against the fence for long.
This event is about to begin.
Fight for it.
That's a wise decision by to continue to attack that cut.
And it's getting wider by the minute.
It's getting wider by the minute.
This guy is a fantastic fighter.
This is the strongest income.
So the moment that cut will go,
then that will become his focus.
We are seeing it.
Very clear right now.
Man, pinpoint left hand just landed a bolt to go.
He landed back in hub, he's the hard guy to fight, because he isn't doing things in
the way that you expect it to do.
Get it dude.
45 seconds to go here in round one.
Oh, that's too low.
Way more damage.
Bruce Buffer has your official decision.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mark Byrd, that's all it's up to them.
So the celebration is on with him and his team and rightfully so.
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To a significant example was able to recover in
Kind of let him off the hook
While that over hand has been left informed throughout his career, it's been there all night.
Look for him to go back through the mirror.
Marching over that, a clock has been opened around that eye area.
He's taking shots over and over again to that area.
Well, perhaps in our part of the meeting Thursday, we thought he was overconfident, not at all the cases on fire tonight.
and you've practically been hit by the ball.
And you've got the ball.
You've got the ball.
You've got the way to hit the round.
You've got stuck about a few shots there just before you hold the horn.
So you get saved by the bad.
And they should use this engine for a boxing game.
They should.
One type of condition will he be in when he gets up off that stool.
60 seconds here to recover.
The onus is on his corner to keep his head in the fight.
All right, there's the end of the round.
So it was a huge strike to the head that stunned his opponent
and he nearly got him out of there.
Yeah, that was a big one.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Ready?
Ready?
Oh, I knew it was going to fly to you.
I'm going to pop this tree down the right here.
Oh, man.
Another good block there.
I'm going to penetrate that full shell.
Well, John, he's like, right there.
So you feel like, I'm going to hit him.
Then he rolls, maybe slits his shoulder,
It is the fact that off that beautiful finish shall the best
Back to the feet now
There he is!
How does this go?
Dude, what does it do?
These people's punches do way more damage.
There's a hard ground strike there, and that one opened up a cut.
Old stacks of up here.
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No, we almost hit the shower zone!
Yeah, it was almost over. It was really close, I mean, it feels like he's got a read on it now, so let's see if he can keep blessing.
Boy, we tried to slow him down a little bit.
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to pace himself necessarily, but throw a caution to the wind at all these bombs.
No good if it doesn't land.
Well, I mean, yeah, it was a game plan, but if it's not landing, he's gotta be careful not to get countered.
Because he's overfitted him so much!
Ow!
He's big, honestly.
Oh! I want to kill them!
Oh, I'm tripping now from the left.
45 seconds, the man in the wrap.
There it is.
He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to do.
He didn't know what to do.
Oh
We got a battle we got a battle
I mean, you got to come up with the next job.
You expect, especially if this girl is a part of it.
Oh, huge left!
Well, you've got to be careful standing and trading with this guy.
Big warning signs are in the yard, but he has noticed the couple when it gets locked.
Yeah, he's in the corner, but he was cutting some very disadvantageous interest right here.
He's gotta find a way to stay safe when he's around.
Damn!
Watch your kicks.
How many times do I need to re-take that?
Really?
No!
I can't take that!
Really?
You want to take that?
Break the iron back skill.
You could feel the canvas reverberating here at the front.
I mean, it's right there.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
It's like we're in front of the tickets, huh?
Right.
The match was round and round.
Barney escapes out to his feet, barely nuts.
Oh, that opened up a front on his forehead.
Both fighters hanging down on the pocket and both landing.
Oh, this guy keeps getting so lucky.
Right.
Open. Hey, kick him in.
Earlier, the bounty pool got stung by his opponent, but this has not responded well.
That's what I'm talking about.
He has it, but that's not a fact, only after getting hurt so bad early on.
You saw some of that bodily investment paid off great shots in the past just buckled a little bit right there
What happened? What happened?
Oh, I hit him with the hook on the way down.
He's a hook on the way down.
The official decision is...
Yeah, if you don't move and just stay stationary and don't hold much stick forward and go right into the combo, it'll be faster. Yeah.
I'm going to shut your mouth.
I'm going to shut it for you punk.
Oh.
It's the one-on-one tactics.
It's the one-on-one tactics.
It's the one-on-one tactics.
It's the one-on-one tactics.
You are no more one tactics.
Big walls come straight for the assets.
Herb Dean, our referee for this one.
Ready?
Ready.
Get on in on California USA.
Good to have you with us inside Honda Center tonight.
This has become an annual stop for the MMA leader and there have been any number of signature performances that have gone inside.
I'm not sure every place has had more title changes than the Honda City, especially in the heavyweight division.
A great place for heavyweight fighters, but people that are champion of the world, are more likely to have more title changes.
Really good vision.
Oh my god.
Look at my notes.
Huge old connection.
It's about to punch me.
It's about to set up.
Now we can use this setup.
Now it's up.
See if I can do it.
I'm gonna have to do that.
God damn it.
Well, this point DC, I'm not sure if he's just fighting this time or just trying to get some extra reps.
What's this?
It seems like the guy's playing with his foot.
You know, he's having a good time out there. Everything's working.
He's in the zone.
It feels like at any moment you can get the night of it.
But, see, he's got the feet.
And get into the volleyball convention!
The blood is trickling from this level!
You've got to like that champ!
No better way to crush your opponent's spirit than with a ball-tongue technique!
I mean he could sense that he was in danger. So he took his shots and left him alone.
Okay, okay, okay.
And new, the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion of the world.
That is unbelievable to watch this man once again overtook the odds in draft and UFC championship.
There it is, there it is.
All right, so we got a new UFC heavyweight champion.
Oh, I gotta defend my title now.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Delta G.
This little bit
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Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Nice body kick there.
Oh, what a beautiful cross there, I'm not sure you can see the chance of getting by that.
What a beautiful cross there.
I'm not sure you got a huge chance of winning by that.
It's a game.
It's a good cross.
It's a tie.
Oh!
But the speed is really good to go down the corner.
It's a good game.
It's a good game to go down the corner.
I really thought one of the games planned, of course,
was to come out aggressively by a bigger percentage,
which leaves a lot to be desired.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
He doesn't know anything about it.
I'll tell your mom to stop thinking.
Dude's hurt.
He's hurt in the box.
Go get him.
Knock him out.
That's my son.
Oh, huge kick to the leg.
Oh, my goodness.
Under two minutes to go,
in a back and forth first round here.
I shot by the defensive fighter there, you know he's an athlete, you know he's not a
Now the shot's claiming on this side, and the jams continue to hold up.
Oh, it's gonna be right here.
One minute to go in the round.
The other world is turning on display.
Now RockBall has to go in.
Ah, shh.
We're back up into the fight.
It's gonna take some time.
He ruptured me, I'm gonna have to make money off of it.
I just got countering every single one of them.
Round two straight ahead.
So there is the horned standing ovation from this capacity crowd near 9.5.
This guy is really good at defending.
Alright, so there's the end of the round and the tide has officially started.
And then randomly throwing out a submission.
I think he's going to kill me.
Look! Look!
Alright, round two!
Oh, what a kick!
There's a takedown attempt this season, not a break, but I'll just not tell you a point.
Yeah, he's your best friend.
He's one of my favorite fans.
He's one of the fans.
He beats you up with a fight stand.
Inside leg kick, man.
Oh, my God.
That's what he should have to say.
You don't understand.
After any kick ahead feet like this,
that is such a bucket.
You need to be on the street right now.
Nice, I like it.
Oh my god!
That's the recovery there.
Well that's him trying to stop the damage that he takes.
That's a double bit desperate.
He's got to slow everything down.
How are you constantly fucking stomping the get-ups?
In another one. Another strike from the top.
Oh, going for a leg lock.
Notice that the knee is bent.
That impression is gonna be on his opponent's knees.
The entire time!
The entire time!
That submission!
That's the only smoke!
So what a win for him here tonight.
Let me tell you something about your beating.
All that is left is...
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I'm shaking on the floor
Move out!
All of the heat is coming
He's coming to rock your head
All of the heat is coming
You know who's there
All of the heat is coming
Fire started just in time
All of the heat is coming
No more songs! Let's get it!
No more songs! Let's get it!
And you will never know what it is
Let's go!
I've heard the news come
This demand a lot of trouble
I've heard the news come
We've been defeated
I've heard the news come
Uhhh.
Uhhh.
Uhhh.
Uhhh.
Uhhh.
Ready to fight?
Ready.
Well, so much wrestling history has taken place here in Ottawa.
Tabby and plenty of people who that came from
Zadresman returned to the A&H...
Awww.
He did a good, he will do it, fight back.
Uhhh.
The stunning strike moments ago, now we'll see the extent to which his opponent has recovered.
Yeah, he pulled it tough, but it's hot in here, and then I'll just play. There we go.
Caught that kick there.
Right hook to the headlock.
Man, we're just getting going.
They're fucking like they're double parked outside.
What is going on?
I've never seen two guys get out for this fast.
I'm fast, I don't know where he went.
Oh, there's danger in that, too, but when you start reaching out to catch that kick, you're gonna die.
I'm tripping now from the left.
Jack, the pick you picked!
Sorry, my man. Johnny's hurt his fair return attack.
But he shall!
That hook was bad!
I'm dead.
I'm gonna kill him now.
Hatchmakers are smiling to our immediate blight as both fighters continue to get off your room.
I mean, both of these guys are on the front foot.
Both are working very hard, but they both need to be a little bit more responsible, the better.
Archie now cut is the fact that you see that he has been opened up in that eye area
Yeah, he's got hit in the eye and now there's nothing to worry about too much now
But he's got to be very careful with it as we go forward
Massive head kickers here they can follow it up
Oh, both butters land simultaneously
Oh man, don't be afraid to raise the ball as another head kick lands
One more here we see it, it could be out of reference
Oh, shit, come on, come on!
There it is, you fucking shit.
I'm dead.
Well, it's been a while, fight thus far, perhaps, and it's going to be some bonus money at fight
10.
These guys are going to have to dig deep. They're both hurt.
They're both hurt.
You expected them to not expect a close fight.
You did not expect them to roll up this hill.
Where both guys, from the moment they said fight,
went forward to have each other's face
and just beat each other up.
Especially when it's not a good start.
It's not a good start.
Lock out.
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Just three minutes now to go and what has been a very fast-paced opening round here
Oh, looks like a cop there. Yes, nasty one on the left.
Oh!
And it's got a foul-truck spot in the head.
And it's able to work this way back to the speed.
Well, no denying the third building on the other side, but at this point, you just got to find that kill shot and get him out of it.
A lot of times that comes with reps, that comes with jump, you try to get excited.
You use a little right-hand jump.
Where's the right shot?
I gotta kill all of his bullets.
There it is.
We got a TI situation here.
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I mean, it was father's great timing, saw his opponent get wrecked, because I'm the perfect, we got the take down and now he can take a break.
Try to regain his confidence, consider himself before they get back to stand.
I love this part here, I love this part here, somehow he just holds you the whole way, left right, down up, everything gets denied.
Now to his next.
Alright so that's the end of the round, potential adversity here, he's got a cut on his cheek, sustained from that strike in the round.
Now the focus becomes maximizing these 60 seconds, shutting that cut and preventing it from becoming a major factor here moving forward.
All right, so there's the horn signifying the end of the round.
We had a knockdown there, but not a knockout.
No, it wasn't a knockout, but you can't take those shots.
That big punch landed, and it sat him down.
If he gets hit with another one of those, it might be a good night, Irene.
How do you hurry up, man?
What's that shit to do, let's go.
Ready, club?
Good.
Five seconds.
Here we are, early round two.
Well, an appreciative capacity crowd on it's view as this next round gets underway.
That previous round, let me get the bonus checks right now.
It's done
This is absolutely the purpose.
This is all to see which party is more injured,
but I think both fighters have been really affected
with their strikes and this one.
Yeah, both guys have been affected.
Both guys have been in the jungle.
It's a very competitive fight.
Let's...
Oh!
I'm gonna do it just as fast as I can!
Ah, I got tired.
Scoot it!
Do you see any way champion of the world?
And Spiel is coming to become common.
When you talk about this, man, the explanation has been exceeded.
And once again, he holds on to the UFC championship.
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