SUB SUNDAY OMG VARIEY IS BACK YOU THOUGHT IT LEFT BUT IT DIDNT IT IS BACK IT WAS JUST DELAYE SLIGHLTY IN TRAFFIC BUT IT IS BACK OH BOY HJAHD

LIRIK

07-12-2026 · 6h 28m

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[00:01:30] Oh my God, people.

[00:01:40] Sub-Sun Day, we have made it.

[00:01:47] Keep your actresses alive.

[00:01:48] Keep your actresses alive.

[00:01:53] Keep your damn expectations in line.

[00:01:57] Norway rowing back home. I saw the highlights of it all.

[00:02:04] I saw the UFC thing as well.

[00:02:10] God damn, Brad V.

[00:02:15] What's going on?

[00:02:20] What is going on?

[00:02:25] I know I only saw the Conor McGregor thing. I didn't see anything else. I just saw that one thing

[00:02:42] But to text you back on discord buddy, you're getting scammed guy. You're literally getting scammed. Holy

[00:02:50] shit one message there's no way hold on dude don't go anywhere hold on we caught

[00:02:58] one this is like catching a fish don't be stupid hold on wait do not leave this

[00:03:11] is a moment brother this is a breakage point in your life this is like one of

[00:03:15] those this is like a roguelike all right here we go chill don't move where are you responding to

[00:03:26] wait oh my god my chat disappeared hold on did he respond where to go are you trolling are you

[00:03:37] trolling bro are you trolling or were you actually responding to someone in discord hold up because

[00:03:44] Because he has one message, but why would he troll when I click his shit he has one message?

[00:03:50] That's crazy amounts of no life trolling.

[00:03:53] I don't believe anyone's that dedicated.

[00:03:55] Uh-uh, he had one message.

[00:04:00] And he didn't say anything.

[00:04:03] He hasn't even responded.

[00:04:07] I don't even understand.

[00:04:12] He chose the other route.

[00:04:15] He's literally gone.

[00:04:17] It's not him.

[00:04:21] Oh wait, he did respond.

[00:04:22] I had to refresh my dashboard.

[00:04:24] I figured that's why I didn't send money yet.

[00:04:26] Thank you for informing me.

[00:04:28] He promised to help me grow my streams on Twitch.

[00:04:30] I'm not trolling.

[00:04:31] I promise to God.

[00:04:33] No way.

[00:04:36] Dude, the roguelike.

[00:04:42] Bro, that's crazy.

[00:04:51] That's crazy, man.

[00:04:55] Dude, what do you do in this situation?

[00:05:00] I'm glad.

[00:05:01] I don't know.

[00:05:02] I don't know what to do about this.

[00:05:03] I don't know.

[00:05:07] I saw something similar with like Summit as well.

[00:05:14] What do you do?

[00:05:25] Nothing you can do about stupid people.

[00:05:28] Nah, bro, someone literally even sent in like a video.

[00:05:33] I don't even send them like a video, bro, as proof of some, it's like, bro, they actually

[00:05:45] think that the imposter is me or something.

[00:05:51] It's like actually how insane.

[00:05:53] Don't underestimate scammers.

[00:05:54] I know, but people believe it so much.

[00:05:56] It's crazy.

[00:05:57] You get a lot of these in your 24-7.

[00:06:06] I wonder if it's one guy doing it.

[00:06:09] This is kind of like, it's like, at first it's like, yeah, they get scammed.

[00:06:15] But then at the same time, if it's like too much, it seems like a potential problem, you

[00:06:22] know?

[00:06:24] So it's like, first, ha ha lol, I got scammed when I was a kid, but now it's like kind of,

[00:06:32] I can't tell.

[00:06:36] The thing is though, the time scammers put into it is crazy.

[00:06:40] I know Igor, he kept trying to get me to send money.

[00:06:44] Hey, yeah man, I don't really know what to do.

[00:06:50] You just got to watch out on the discord streets

[00:06:55] It just sucks that uh

[00:06:58] You know they're using my username. I don't really know what to do about that, bro

[00:07:02] You got to like double check it

[00:07:06] Triple check it

[00:07:09] quadruple check it and

[00:07:11] Then no dude what what day and age is this that you got to actually tell people or disclaim people

[00:07:18] Nobody on Twitch, no content creator will ever message you.

[00:07:25] You think you're the one guy.

[00:07:30] That's the thing about life. You think you're the one guy, but you're not.

[00:07:36] Fuck man, you're not dude. No one's messaging you.

[00:07:41] Okay at that caliber level me too. It's like you just have to realize it

[00:07:46] Dude, you're no one is that no fucking content creators messaging you

[00:07:51] Granted most of you in chat realize that and know that but there's people on discord

[00:07:55] I don't know though because the guy who even sent a video like dude. I think he was like in his 30s

[00:08:01] Like how are you getting scammed?

[00:08:04] You're telling me you're not gonna like

[00:08:06] Oh, people are just so, I don't even know dude.

[00:08:14] It's like the, like I learned my lesson when I was like 12 on the internet, but like also

[00:08:22] there's more people on the internet now.

[00:08:28] Those are the Merck streets, that was the IRC streets dude, it was different.

[00:08:36] The video is paid for by the scammer's, they pay them to use it as proof.

[00:09:04] That's crazy though bro.

[00:09:06] I don't know what to tell you man, I'm glad.

[00:09:10] Hold on Island, if I didn't say anything, would you have sent the money or something?

[00:09:15] Because I would have never responded to you.

[00:09:18] I went live and I caught the message.

[00:09:21] So what if I didn't say anything?

[00:09:24] What would be your course of action?

[00:09:26] What would it have been?

[00:09:28] Because then he would have probably randomly convinced you.

[00:09:34] He was trolling. I don't think so dude. He had one message.

[00:09:39] Chad, not everything is lol trolling. Some of you guys just instantly do it. I agree.

[00:09:44] 99% is trolling. This is the 1% where he's not.

[00:09:49] I 1000% agree. 99% yes lol trolling. Yes. No. This is the 1%.

[00:09:57] Hence why I'm calling the fucking guy out.

[00:10:00] More like helping him

[00:10:06] But yeah

[00:10:10] The thing is though discord is huge man

[00:10:14] And like streaming is huge and people are ridiculous, you know, I

[00:10:25] Don't know

[00:10:30] Um, but yeah, most of these just really getting scammed.

[00:10:48] Don't know who you are.

[00:10:50] They're new to Twitch.

[00:10:51] Yeah.

[00:10:52] Yeah.

[00:10:53] Yeah.

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:55] Like there's people who are in Discord, but they have never watched a Twitch stream.

[00:10:58] like a weird fucking dynamic. Before was like sending your Twitch viewers to the new land

[00:11:05] of Discord, but now Discord has gotten bigger than that. Whereas before was the Twitch driver,

[00:11:15] but now there's so many regular people on Discord now too who probably don't really

[00:11:20] You fucking even have really never watched a stream before.

[00:11:28] Whatever though.

[00:11:29] Uh, well, not whatever.

[00:11:30] Um, I have damn bro, don't get scammed, bro.

[00:11:33] It ain't me.

[00:11:34] I don't know what to tell you.

[00:11:37] Uh, sub Sunday.

[00:11:40] Sub Sun Day people how many votes did we have here?

[00:11:52] Let me see how many did I pull it off on?

[00:12:10] Every day a dumb and a smart person leaves home.

[00:12:19] Ah, let's see here.

[00:12:23] What do we got here? What do we got here?

[00:12:28] All the, yeah, it depends. Sometimes you, sometimes you are the dumb one. Sometimes you're the smart one.

[00:12:38] Sometimes you're the dumb one every day feels bad

[00:12:48] Hold up, what the fuck is this? Oh, here we go. All right, I pulled the boats at

[00:12:57] 750 votes for the week

[00:13:00] We still got a pulse boys. We still got a pulse. Oh my goodness

[00:13:09] It breathes chill chill

[00:13:13] Keep the plug in keep the plug

[00:13:15] Hold up. Oh

[00:13:18] Yeah, there were a lot before Paul world, but I'm not playing Paul world. I'm not doing it. One hour. Is it enough?

[00:13:25] Nah

[00:13:27] You'll be fine. You'll live

[00:13:29] live, relax. Bada bing bada boom. 750 votes. We're looking for

[00:13:37] scam, slam, blam. You're still going to watch. Relax. Alright,

[00:13:43] you really don't care. One world premiere. Two, three, four,

[00:13:50] five six combo seven world premieres

[00:14:04] Seven world premieres. Oh my god, never before seen

[00:14:12] Holy moly

[00:14:15] By the way beat black flag feels good man

[00:14:20] You know, it was a decent game. It was decent. It was decent. I think it was a weird mix of it was okay

[00:14:29] but fun enough to finish

[00:14:32] Like I would literally rate it a six or seven out of ten the vibe and the fucking island and the water and the ship

[00:14:40] The vibe of it carried it more so than the assassin's creedness of it

[00:14:47] Yeah, that's how I'd rate it. I finished it because I just liked being in the universe.

[00:15:01] the story was right. The game

[00:15:07] was right.

[00:15:11] Like all other ACs. Yeah.

[00:15:19] 13 years ago. Yeah. 13 years ago. You know what?

[00:15:23] True. You have I have an experience. You know, you're you're experienced different types of combat.

[00:15:29] Let's see if we have your first game is a kind of ish new release with no box art known

[00:15:45] as Master Healer Kale with useless party.

[00:15:52] That's a title.

[00:15:53] Let's see what we got going on here.

[00:15:58] Okay

[00:16:02] Hey there i'm kyle on the best healer in this land

[00:16:08] I got a quest from king leban the 14th to defeat the demon king

[00:16:13] i'll go where i just get to the point

[00:16:15] Let's learn a spell by clicking on this node

[00:16:20] Okay, i'm i think that's me i'm the healer

[00:16:24] Okay, sure battle

[00:16:26] what do we have here okay okay chill

[00:16:36] let's start our journey and gain some experience on yeah that's the way you voice it this is how you

[00:16:40] voice act nice to meet you mr healer my name is klevon the archer

[00:16:49] That's actually not a bad way to do that, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:16:55] I thought you were the best healer, didn't you just learn a basic heal bag in the tavern?

[00:17:02] Just do your job and I'll do mine, Madeline, Grampa Bagel.

[00:17:10] Is there a tank asleep?

[00:17:12] I'm doomed.

[00:17:13] Heal Grampa Bagel by cooking on him.

[00:17:18] You can select your spells here later when you have more.

[00:17:25] Oh, shit.

[00:17:27] Okay, wait, hold on, hold on.

[00:17:35] Okay, okay.

[00:17:40] Let's see, let's see.

[00:17:44] Dude, you know what?

[00:17:45] Yo, wow healing, wow, Pally healing in Kata was the best.

[00:17:51] Not enough mana, I'm um.

[00:17:56] Nah dude, healing, dude, healing is fucking so fun.

[00:18:02] If you're someone who never liked healing and wow, I judge you.

[00:18:07] I fucking judge you, bro.

[00:18:09] Healing was stressful as fuck.

[00:18:12] Okay, you literally have to worry about so much more shit.

[00:18:17] The anxiety of the healer is way higher than the anxiety of the tank, and the DPS is brain dead.

[00:18:24] Okay, DPS is brain dead in MMOs. Okay, healer, highest anxiety.

[00:18:33] Highest fucking anxiety. You're literally the whole every fuck up. Even if someone fucks up,

[00:18:40] If people will blame you.

[00:18:46] Tank has the highest nah.

[00:18:48] Tank?

[00:18:51] Uh uh uh uh uh uh.

[00:18:53] I don't think so.

[00:18:55] I disagree.

[00:18:56] Tank is easy where if you know how to like move the boss

[00:19:00] correctly.

[00:19:03] Tank is definitely a responsibility.

[00:19:06] It depends. The tank can multitask. If the tank raid leads while tanking, you can multitask

[00:19:15] as a tank. A healer, you need to fucking lock in. If someone fucking dies, you feel like

[00:19:24] someone actually fucking died. You're like, god damn! You like the whole fucking raid

[00:19:31] falls apart. Nah. The tanking dude, if you can hold it down as a healer, that's like that.

[00:19:43] That skill translates to real life shit. IMO. That anxiety, it does. Cleptons, basic arrow,

[00:19:52] Madeline's basic fireball?

[00:19:58] Heal resource more health. Oh, so I have to upgrade my whole party. Oh

[00:20:06] Really?

[00:20:09] Oh shit, I thought I just updated the healer. Okay, so arrow damage are never sure. Is this a fucking incremental?

[00:20:22] okay okay you're telling me I'm gonna get all of these heels eventually

[00:20:29] they are nothing beats the holy paladin when you get a crit fat fucking heel

[00:20:40] like a burst heel and you see the green bar go up

[00:20:45] Great deals, always satisfying.

[00:20:48] I don't know why not, this just reminds me of it.

[00:20:56] You are overhealing?

[00:20:57] Am I?

[00:20:58] How much mana?

[00:20:59] This is 10 mana.

[00:21:00] Alright, maybe I'm healing a little too much here.

[00:21:06] Can you speed this shit up?

[00:21:13] I need some mana regen, is what I need.

[00:21:21] Okay, so I think I gotta just wait till we die.

[00:21:24] Unless I can retreat and still get all my XP.

[00:21:32] Maybe I retreat here.

[00:21:36] Maybe I'm supposed to retreat.

[00:21:39] Right?

[00:21:41] Okay.

[00:21:43] Do I have a recal gains more max mana reduce he'll cast time?

[00:21:48] Grandpa bagel gets more HP. All right, let's do fireball

[00:21:56] Okay, these are grandpa, I guess we can just do max mana

[00:22:00] Enable resetting the skill tree

[00:22:04] Upgrade cost. Oh, it's a different currency not enough rubies

[00:22:09] Okay, I might as well upgrade this shit

[00:22:17] Okay club on gains more max health I have the resources

[00:22:28] Okay, that's it

[00:22:32] What else do we have here the title of this way previous damage dealt by your party Kale gains maximum mana based on the total

[00:22:38] rubies collected. So you can hoard rubies. Huh. Okay, okay, let's see. Yeah, I'm gonna

[00:22:49] just chill on my mana. Okay, okay, chill, chill. This looks like a little version of

[00:23:01] Mini Healer. Oh yeah, that game was actually good shit. Mini Healer. I think

[00:23:05] I think that's what this reminded me of when I first loaded up.

[00:23:10] It kinda looked like it.

[00:23:18] Now this game does need a little speed up, like a 1, 2, 3 key bind where I can turn off the combat.

[00:23:24] Unless, I mean, it is an incremental, so maybe it gets insane.

[00:23:31] Your pattern's okay?

[00:23:33] Yeah, I don't think, I think he's just chilling when he doesn't need a tank. Let me heal him once.

[00:23:38] WAKE UP BRO!

[00:23:40] Why is he sleeping?

[00:23:42] Grampa!

[00:23:44] Oh, this is how he tanks!

[00:23:48] He sleeps to rage-grade them into thinking they're not a threat.

[00:23:55] Goddamn Gramps!

[00:23:56] Oh my god, oh shit.

[00:24:06] It's all good bro, it's all good, it's all good.

[00:24:08] Wake up now, we need you, wake up.

[00:24:14] There it is, he's fine.

[00:24:17] Defeated.

[00:24:18] Easy.

[00:24:19] Oh that gave you a bunch, oh shit, bruh.

[00:24:26] Oh shit brother! Can I get a restore a large amount of health to an ally burst heal?

[00:24:34] Oh this is a fat heal. Okay, the tavern with the searchman is damage. Restore a small amount of health to all allies.

[00:24:44] Oh, there we got AoE heals

[00:24:50] Madeline gains more HP

[00:24:56] Can show his stats

[00:24:59] Total rubies collected

[00:25:01] Some of these are fucking random. Okay, I'll do a burst heal I guess

[00:25:06] sure

[00:25:08] More health burst heal CD

[00:25:10] Kale Gaines, Maximum Mana based on the total rubies. This shit's also random because I don't have any more rubies.

[00:25:20] Um, sure.

[00:25:30] He has not gotten KO'd yet. There's a lot of KO shit.

[00:25:34] Alright, more experience for Grandpa and after each stage he gets a shield.

[00:25:40] Oh, yeah, true. There's ranks as well, by the way. There are ranks.

[00:25:46] You know, cast time? Yeah, I could actually do ranks.

[00:25:51] I didn't even realize that, Lul.

[00:26:01] There you go. Okay, what is this? Choose dungeon.

[00:26:06] I'll try this, but I don't think we're gonna... I don't think I'm gonna beat this.

[00:26:10] Do you drink coffee? I still drink coffee.

[00:26:12] Papa, I've been wondering how long have you been in Archer.

[00:26:15] Your shots sometimes go backwards, and yet they still have a target.

[00:26:17] Must have been Beginner's luck.

[00:26:19] He-he, let's see. Maybe like two or three days before I can't stop him about the game.

[00:26:22] And he said that he needs an Archer for a newly assembled party.

[00:26:26] I answered a lot of questions that I didn't really want to hear.

[00:26:29] Yeah, he's talking shit, man.

[00:26:34] Okay, okay.

[00:26:35] okay dire rat how much mana is the burst deal 20 mana verse 10 100 all right

[00:26:48] I'm not gonna just chill into the burst deal oh that's the shield he gets after

[00:26:55] Oh shit, how long is the cast?

[00:26:59] Three seconds.

[00:27:01] Oh yeah, grab hold on!

[00:27:04] Oh my god.

[00:27:10] Oh my fucking god.

[00:27:11] Holy shit dude.

[00:27:14] Dude, that was close!

[00:27:15] Alright, we gotta get the cast down down.

[00:27:17] Alright, that was pretty good.

[00:27:18] Okay.

[00:27:21] I had that.

[00:27:22] had that. Come on, man! How's this seeing dude? There it is. There it is. Predicted.

[00:27:44] predicted oh my god oh we actually might have this there's a long cool down on

[00:27:52] that

[00:27:56] you'd up you'd up and now deploy what up what up

[00:28:05] Yeah, where the hell is my mana?

[00:28:12] Wow, we actually... okay, okay, okay, maybe, maybe?

[00:28:21] Giant Fang?

[00:28:22] Yeah, we're dead.

[00:28:25] And...

[00:28:26] Oomph.

[00:28:27] Yeah.

[00:28:28] Well, it's all good.

[00:28:30] Yeah, well, it's all good. Oh, we actually got one kill though.

[00:28:36] We got some stuff here.

[00:29:02] More mana I guess.

[00:29:03] More mana would have saved me there.

[00:29:05] game seems like there's no mana regen. Holy shit! Okay. I don't know how many resources

[00:29:17] that game made. Grandpa Bego gains maximum HP based on his level. We should just make

[00:29:27] it so he farms XP. Hover rubies collected, club on gains more health. Why do I need more

[00:29:35] more health. How do you get a shield? Madeline gains more health. Alright, better shield.

[00:29:48] More damage. Alright, who is club on again? Which one's

[00:29:55] club on? Grandpa? Oh shit. Is she club on? Is he club on? Who the fuck is club on? The

[00:30:02] archers pop on? Oh. Okay, okay, I don't know. Maybe it's, uh, I get more resources by farming

[00:30:15] the first level. Because the boss gives a shit ton of XP. Because I can at least kill

[00:30:24] the boss for a big bag, unless this is giving me more overall.

[00:30:36] There it is.

[00:30:40] Nice.

[00:30:43] Wait, we might have this. We might have this!

[00:30:54] Okay, okay.

[00:30:57] He believes.

[00:31:04] I just realized, what even does the level up do?

[00:31:07] Do we get something for the level up?

[00:31:08] Oh, shit.

[00:31:13] Am I getting that little house icon every time they level up or something?

[00:31:20] Alright, boys, I'm um, hold.

[00:31:21] Oh, is that how you get the little blue?

[00:31:24] Oh, okay.

[00:31:26] Yeah!

[00:31:27] Oh yeah, that is exactly it.

[00:31:29] That's how you get this resource here every time anybody levels up.

[00:31:34] And then it's like, I don't know, let me try farming the first level.

[00:31:37] Maybe you can farm rubies, but that seems a little OP.

[00:31:42] Armor...

[00:31:44] Alright, we're gonna have insane fireballs.

[00:31:46] She's just gonna one tap with those.

[00:31:48] Yeah, eventually you must get a shit ton of rubies because this doesn't give me anything.

[00:32:01] Cool down.

[00:32:02] I mean, maybe party heal.

[00:32:04] I'm looking for mana regen.

[00:32:05] There is none.

[00:32:07] 100 gold for this shit.

[00:32:14] I'm gonna get energy stone.

[00:32:18] Kale's stat, incidental star health

[00:32:19] to the lowest health ally.

[00:32:23] Ah!

[00:32:27] I don't know where these lead.

[00:32:31] Kale's neck spell effects all allies.

[00:32:35] Clearing stage grads some gold.

[00:32:40] Okay.

[00:32:42] All right, I think I want to shit route.

[00:32:44] I regret everything. Yeah, more mana growth. This is where you get this.

[00:32:51] Oh, you can reset all.

[00:32:57] Okay, let's try this. Damage build. Okay, just this triple damage build, okay.

[00:33:05] Right, right, plus 30 HP, get Grandpa a bunch of HP, reduce the cast time.

[00:33:21] And now let's see what happens.

[00:33:23] Living Shield, Grandpa Bagel you're still alive!

[00:33:29] I hear soft, sloring sounds so I guess you're still alive.

[00:33:33] Don't worry, grab a bagel if you get knocked down, I'll raise you back again, okay?

[00:33:39] I do not have a resability.

[00:33:47] Oh, shit!

[00:33:49] Wait, she only has 20 HP?

[00:33:55] Oh, fuck.

[00:34:00] I don't know right now, this, uh...

[00:34:03] I think I need to unlock the mana thing

[00:34:16] Hey, okay

[00:34:24] That was probably a waste fucking shit no HP

[00:34:33] Yeah, it'd be nice if they, like, focus targeted instead of just RNG fucking shooting whatever.

[00:34:43] Come on, man. Come on. Alright, more mana. 5, 5. Alright, that was actually worth it.

[00:34:56] Let me see what happens if I farm the first one.

[00:35:07] Let me see.

[00:35:08] Let me see.

[00:35:09] Spend your rubies.

[00:35:13] Maybe get the thing where...

[00:35:17] I mean there's gotta be different builds.

[00:35:19] The other thing would be just expanding the skill tree fast.

[00:35:29] Yeah I could see party heal even just unlocking party heal and going to the third level.

[00:35:40] All right, how much do I get a ruby for this

[00:35:58] Okay, that makes sense. You only get a ruby, was that worth it? 30 silver? Okay, party heal refund

[00:36:12] some mana when healing allies to full health. That seems decent, but I want more mana.

[00:36:28] More HP

[00:36:45] I mean I can't just get burst heal it is just a cost of red it doesn't really matter

[00:36:54] Yeah, it really doesn't matter

[00:36:58] Let's see, let's see. Was the 30 gold worth? Was it worth? Was it enough?

[00:37:20] the same build as before oh shit we can do this bro 1v1 1v1

[00:37:39] it is not a worst build I didn't have these five out of five all right it's

[00:37:46] I get it so I get it. Don't worry

[00:37:49] No, this game is a fucking fast mode. This needs a fast forward button. What's the fuck?

[00:37:56] These guys better I have weird either that or like a

[00:38:02] Attack speed

[00:38:04] Is there a tax treat?

[00:38:14] Okay, maybe it's a lot further down in the skill tree then.

[00:38:23] I'm just trying to see if it's worth farming old shit or just constantly just pushing the

[00:38:27] new shit.

[00:38:28] to get a fuck ton of gold to level the tree fast because this game you're at the mercy

[00:38:35] of the XP to expand the skill tree without it.

[00:38:41] That is the game.

[00:38:44] Oh, that only heals for plus 20, but it's good for them because they have no HP.

[00:39:01] 26 gold. More mana. Reduce grandpa's damage. And now let me see if I can kill them. This

[00:39:16] party heal fixes things. How would you heal in fast mode? Oh yeah bitch! You got a point.

[00:39:29] are you kidding are you kidding what am i supposed to do about that

[00:39:51] Okay, dude Are you kidding right now dude just fuck out

[00:40:05] here

[00:40:29] All right

[00:40:31] I'm trying to heal you, bro. They gave me a lot of me

[00:40:38] What is the mana cost 20 mana versus 10? Okay, I might as well just do the single here feel

[00:40:47] Actually, no the party heal is where it's at shit

[00:40:52] Okay, that actually worked out there's a fine line

[00:40:56] I'm chilling on the 20 now.

[00:41:03] There it is, there it is, and good fucking luck.

[00:41:20] Holy shit, focus target!

[00:41:26] Alright, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this.

[00:41:29] We got the deeps.

[00:41:30] Grandpa tank, grandpa!

[00:41:34] Oh my god, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

[00:41:40] Oh shit.

[00:41:42] Oh shit.

[00:41:46] There it is.

[00:41:49] There it is.

[00:41:50] God damn. Alright, alright, alright.

[00:41:54] Oof! Oof!

[00:41:58] You know what? Overheal?

[00:42:02] I feel like party heal is actually crazy.

[00:42:06] Because this helps grandpa and this makes it so maybe I can do

[00:42:10] regular heal. But then also

[00:42:14] maxing this out is good shit too.

[00:42:18] how much is this let's do this and then how much 1535 so for now I gotta farm

[00:42:30] these two a little bit I might do that level again wolves den let's see

[00:42:37] I'm just checking on you, are you good?

[00:42:40] Don't talk to me I'm busy, what a gift puppy!

[00:42:42] This young generation of their phones!

[00:42:45] Don't look at me okay, she's a genius mage who comes every 100 years after all.

[00:42:51] Well I can see her ability is good, it's just her attitude that gets me.

[00:42:54] Ah, insane loner!

[00:42:58] Ah, ah!

[00:43:00] Keppetol!

[00:43:02] Watch, I'm gonna go all in on fucking party heals and then this level is gonna be all

[00:43:09] about burst healing.

[00:43:14] 20, hold on, I'll hit him with a burst heal here.

[00:43:31] Okay, okay.

[00:43:32] Oh, this is 4.

[00:43:34] I'm just gonna heal off of the CD.

[00:43:41] Oh shit.

[00:43:43] Do I do a party heal I do get a little mana back but not a substantial amount yes I'll

[00:43:59] take it I'll take it oh shit oh shit oh shit what dude no one's healing that no one's

[00:44:13] healing that shit. Buddy kill the fucking one taps! Oh my god. Literally three, two

[00:44:29] of them will one tap and he goes for this one over here. You're telling me this

[00:44:35] game and what why don't they focus target? Is that something you can like

[00:44:40] press? Can you make it so they focus target? What the fuck is this?

[00:44:51] Oh hey true it is called can master kill in the useless party you know what our

[00:44:56] main tank is sleeping oh my god holy shit

[00:45:03] All right, all right, hold on, hold on.

[00:45:15] Gain more experience points from defeating enemies or when Grandpa Bagel is down.

[00:45:19] Yeah, maybe I'd get their HP up a little bit.

[00:45:29] More 10 HP.

[00:45:31] It is cheap

[00:45:36] That's a good upgrade more damage on full HP

[00:45:40] Crit on him

[00:45:42] Like do I give him crit? I feel like oh, I didn't mean to do that

[00:45:47] But why not it gives her more damage arcane damage

[00:45:53] First 10 seconds of each stage she does more

[00:45:56] No, I mean it gives her more DPS, which is good. I mean, it's people die faster. More HP, more HP, and sure.

[00:46:07] Why not? Okay, let's see.

[00:46:13] Oh wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Oh, she attacks way faster now. What the fuck? What? Where

[00:46:29] is that? Where is this guy's that? When does he get that? Archer, you need like a multi-shot.

[00:46:40] I'm gonna I'm gonna buff him that's a huge change in everything

[00:46:58] All right, all right show show show

[00:47:04] Let's see let's see

[00:47:10] party heal situation there it is there it is there it is yeah the mage is on

[00:47:20] her phone I'm fucking him I'm moon boys I'm um oh I don't think we're gonna make

[00:47:33] it oh shit

[00:47:38] hold grandpa yeah archer archer needs upgrades and I need to be a little more

[00:47:46] mana efficient

[00:47:48] I'll come to that maybe I maybe crit is the unlock to come on equips an extra bow attacking

[00:48:05] with fire arrows.

[00:48:11] Motherfucker

[00:48:31] The stat page is so random I want to get it just to see what it what the point is

[00:48:37] Yeah, kid also upgrade this again

[00:48:41] I don't know, let me just see what the fuck this even is.

[00:48:48] When Grandpa dies you get 20 Gs.

[00:48:52] Alright, maybe I try again here.

[00:48:59] Really nothing substantial.

[00:49:01] I guess healing cast time is not going to do anything.

[00:49:16] Some more gold.

[00:49:19] Plus one gold per mana winning a dungeon gives extra gold.

[00:49:24] Wait a minute. What?

[00:49:25] Wait, why don't you just, can't you just farm the first stage?

[00:49:35] And never, and just keep farming like a hundred G's.

[00:49:40] Ah!

[00:49:41] Hold on, hold on, hold on, no way, no way, no way, no, no, no, no, no, you need rubies.

[00:49:52] You eventually get everything? Yeah, but that would make it a lot faster to get everything.

[00:50:06] It'd be nice if I could get crit heals too. Like a burst crit heal. I don't know if that

[00:50:18] It was worth the heal to be honest.

[00:50:22] Shite.

[00:50:27] Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.

[00:50:30] Honestly, their HP is so high

[00:50:32] if I just focus on the main tank, I think.

[00:50:36] I guess it doesn't matter.

[00:50:48] Oh shit man. Come on boys, shoot!

[00:51:01] Alright, I got one heal. One heal for the boss.

[00:51:05] For the main tank.

[00:51:12] Good luck! Good luck!

[00:51:15] Oh shit!

[00:51:18] Useless party! Useless party! God fucking dammit, man!

[00:51:31] Oh wait, I needed 100 gold. Whoops. I didn't mean to do that. Let me see, what if I farm

[00:51:40] this one real quick. Healer sucks. Okay, bro. Upgrade her new ability. I was thinking

[00:51:54] unlock if I can upgrade her ability I will I'll max it out

[00:52:15] you want mana yeah no shit I don't have it unlock you that the farm 100 gold to

[00:52:20] unlock it, and then I can see if I can farm the stage.

[00:52:43] No chance. Allure killed him. Wow, with that mana usage? I did, bro.

[00:52:50] No, thanks, I need to like fully lock into this random game.

[00:52:56] I healed, I, I, I, I did a lot of healing content.

[00:53:00] Okay.

[00:53:03] All right, now let's see if this is an insane thing.

[00:53:06] So if I farm this,

[00:53:09] am I gonna be getting like a hundred gold?

[00:53:12] Cause if I don't heal at all.

[00:53:20] Let's see, let's see.

[00:53:38] Why is he sleeping?

[00:53:39] It's called Master Kale healing a useless party.

[00:53:43] She's on the phone.

[00:53:44] He became an archer three days ago.

[00:53:46] This is grandpa who's asleep tanking.

[00:53:55] Alright, is that actually plus 103?

[00:54:01] Right? What the fuck?

[00:54:04] Isn't that a crazy farm?

[00:54:08] Kale stats, Clepon stats, Max mana, is that all it shows?

[00:54:12] those. Bro, that was a useless resource, but whatever. Oh my god. Yeah, I can't upgrade.

[00:54:26] Arcane magic deals more damage.

[00:54:28] Click on this basic attack arrow turns into gold after hitting a target.

[00:54:41] Maximum mana based off his level.

[00:54:47] And then I want the fire arrow.

[00:54:50] It'd be cool to make him, there's a lot of different pathways, but let's go all out on

[00:54:55] attack speed.

[00:54:58] and then the gold bill. I just want to farm gold.

[00:55:02] So I don't understand here. I'm just gonna keep farming the first level and farming a hundred gold.

[00:55:08] What?

[00:55:09] I could even up it to the second level, but that's a shit ton of gold you get.

[00:55:16] Let me see, let me see.

[00:55:19] You- I think you can level up the farming gold thing.

[00:55:23] I maxed out on max mana.

[00:55:25] Okay, yeah, we're actually hold on now now the now the snowball is getting a little bigger here

[00:55:38] Where the pace up is now is starting to hit in this game

[00:55:45] Not everything uses gold well, this is a good way to farm to get all the gold upgrades

[00:55:55] I might beat this game tomorrow. It's actually a satisfying game

[00:56:02] I'm a free agent. I beat black flag. I'm a free agent. All right, there's a lot of different realms I can visit now

[00:56:14] No, this game at this game, there's an ending and I'd say yeah, this would be kind of fun

[00:56:19] I'm a free agent there is a cap on gold sure doesn't change this being a good farm

[00:56:33] one more time

[00:56:36] one more time one more time buddy chill I just beat this you won't enjoy it like

[00:56:53] one to two hours it's too grindy

[00:56:56] So you get the gold if you hit try again if you don't I'm gonna be sad.

[00:57:06] I just assumed it banked it.

[00:57:09] I thought the same exact thing.

[00:57:19] Let me see back to tavern.

[00:57:21] Did it pull it?

[00:57:22] Oh it pulled it.

[00:57:23] All good.

[00:57:24] Okay, so...

[00:57:33] Now it's going heavy on the level ups.

[00:57:41] Oh, it's plus two, so this goes to plus 10 gold per mana, which is still really damn

[00:57:50] good.

[00:57:51] I could go all out with that.

[00:57:52] What is this?

[00:57:53] one random debuff from an ally. I'm going to have to decurse.

[00:57:58] Grandpa getting KO'd.

[00:58:02] Game more experience points from defeating enemies or when Grandpa

[00:58:05] Bagel is down. This actually is worth.

[00:58:09] The investment gain more gold in the dungeon.

[00:58:13] Grants a shield.

[00:58:16] After each stage grants club on and Madeline experience points.

[00:58:20] Bosses give more gold.

[00:58:21] Plastic and more experience points.

[00:58:25] God damn there's so much shit in this game.

[00:58:33] What do you guys think I should do?

[00:58:34] There's a lot of different, honestly, this upgrade takes a long time to get the plus

[00:58:39] 10, but like plus two per mana doubles it, so this is still worth and maybe farm the

[00:58:45] first level 140 cheap upgrade 160 90 why not why not and then let me see yeah

[00:58:58] this one I'm probably gonna have to expense spend some mana but let me see

[00:59:07] yeah most likely this one I'm gonna have to heal him at least once

[00:59:15] Yeah, I can start giving him some armor.

[00:59:25] Raps just chill dude.

[00:59:32] He's on a lot of morphine.

[00:59:34] Take XP, gain, that's a farm blue.

[00:59:39] I know, there's so many fucking skills I have to unlock.

[00:59:46] Oh my god, he lived.

[00:59:51] Holy shit, he lived.

[00:59:55] Nice.

[00:59:57] That was 500 gold.

[01:00:05] yeah if he dies I do get the the book XP does make it so I do get more but the

[01:00:16] other levels they're not gonna be able to finish with him dead he dies at the

[01:00:20] perfect time for them to finish the whole dungeon

[01:00:26] Yeah, let me do this and I'm gonna go back and upgrade the gold for mana.

[01:00:38] Yeah, how much XP does the Fang give?

[01:00:44] Oh shit, plus 11?

[01:00:48] Maybe that was overall.

[01:00:50] Yeah, that was a fuck-tunny guy.

[01:00:53] Caverns, a skill tree, completion.

[01:00:56] Partyheal also grants experience points to all allies.

[01:01:00] What?

[01:01:05] Technically, couldn't you just go into the first game

[01:01:08] and spam Partyheal with the mana I have

[01:01:12] and then just keep trying again and just spamming it?

[01:01:16] It's probably not efficient though.

[01:01:20] 450.

[01:01:21] Yeah, it's probably ass XP.

[01:01:24] Alright, one more time here, and we're gonna next game it.

[01:01:29] The other XP note is better.

[01:01:31] Yeah, it does.

[01:01:34] Yeah, these type of games, if you like them, they're good.

[01:01:40] If you don't, I get it.

[01:01:42] But if you do like this genre, it's fucking nice.

[01:01:46] I don't know why I healed him by the way.

[01:01:52] It was the inner healer in me.

[01:01:57] I was thinking about the next game and then you know, it's just the instinct, I just saw

[01:02:02] the bar go down so I just had to heal.

[01:02:08] All right, we got more later

[01:02:15] Let's see what's next bro, I like this shit, all right, next game is Sub-Sunday Continues,

[01:02:24] holy moly

[01:02:31] We are jumping to another one known as oh my god.

[01:02:47] We are jumping to, uh, a game known as E-Sports Manager, 2026.

[01:03:16] What the fuck are we doing here?

[01:03:23] The 3-Eye!

[01:03:26] Baka-kai!

[01:03:28] Oh shit, I don't even remember playing the previous one.

[01:03:37] I don't think I even ever did, I don't remember.

[01:03:40] tutorial do we have to I'll figure it out bro how do you play this communication

[01:03:48] financial literacy oh fuck oh Tato wait Nick oh Tato survey Po Tato nickname is

[01:04:07] hell. Nation. Hi, here we go, here we go. It's a CS2 manager, is it? Okay, how are we

[01:04:26] doing this stress resistance all I see I see I see I see I see okay okay okay

[01:04:39] oh dude how are we even doing this right now upon the witty

[01:04:46] All right, 1927 January 1st, what are we doing here communication, financial literacy, productivity,

[01:05:07] stress resistance, delegation, public image, leadership, vision, morale, loyalty, conflict,

[01:05:13] Immunity bodies resistance to illness

[01:05:21] Yo, come on man, how motivated is staff members feel daily chance to recover towards calm?

[01:05:27] Okay, we're super our morale is all the way up and we're insanely loyal

[01:05:33] Oh wait, you can't do that

[01:05:35] shit

[01:05:37] Really?

[01:05:39] You got oh, okay, okay true. Oh fuck

[01:05:43] Eastport players think they're actually athletes. This fucking guy over here dude.

[01:05:51] They are, man!

[01:06:01] They're burning calories. They're using their intellect and they're using their

[01:06:11] muscles and their fingers. You're fucked! Okay! What are we doing here? Communication...

[01:06:24] 10... 10... Fuck it, random it. Random it. Fuck it. I don't even know dude. Who the fuck even knows?

[01:06:32] Dude, right in the middle on everything. Honestly, yellow. The dream was to make the next fucking

[01:06:39] Na'vi.

[01:06:40] Alright, and they were selling the eSports team.

[01:06:53] And I decided.

[01:06:58] I randomly have a- Speaking of World of Warcraft, I randomly have a World of Warcraft picture.

[01:07:04] Why do I have that?

[01:07:06] So random.

[01:07:08] Alright, alright, there I am. Alright, as I communicate with the team, it's like Zordon.

[01:07:15] I just load up and then I'm like, how are you guys doing? We've never met in person.

[01:07:23] Select Manager! There are no saved managers. Oh, yes.

[01:07:31] Pre-org and we're creating one

[01:07:35] We're from pop on the weenie

[01:07:37] All right upload. Oh shit short name

[01:07:43] Pagoli five

[01:07:47] P5

[01:07:52] The greatest ever game

[01:07:55] initial investment difficulty oh fuck let's just go normal brah I'm gonna get

[01:08:01] screwed start with five players

[01:08:08] should I start with five or no no no no no no no I should pick my five right I

[01:08:15] should pick my five

[01:08:18] Bro, what am I uploading, dude?

[01:08:23] I don't know what I'm uploading.

[01:08:24] I have like two pictures on this shit.

[01:08:27] Um, I don't know, it's the same image.

[01:08:42] There it is.

[01:08:43] Fagoli 5.

[01:08:46] Let's go.

[01:08:47] Oh shit!

[01:08:49] Founding agreement of Esports Organization.

[01:08:52] The Esports Organization we registered under the name Pagoli 5.

[01:08:55] Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

[01:08:57] Lock in and lock transfers for AI teams.

[01:09:02] CO maybe fired.

[01:09:03] Achievements enabled.

[01:09:04] Place your signature.

[01:09:12] Oh shit.

[01:09:17] Wait, the season already started?

[01:09:23] I want to start next year!

[01:09:25] Male, the board of directors welcomes you, the fans are waiting for you to lead them

[01:09:29] to glory, good luck.

[01:09:31] Oh, fuck.

[01:09:33] Okay.

[01:09:34] Who the hell is this guy?

[01:09:38] Coach?

[01:09:39] I thought I'm the coach.

[01:09:42] Oh, I'm the CEO.

[01:09:45] Okay.

[01:09:46] Okay, this guy's the coach.

[01:09:48] Oh, TOTATO.

[01:09:50] Okay.

[01:09:52] Sure, man.

[01:09:54] Active happy, active happy, analysis CFO, lawyer, event manager, peer manager, psychologist, a physiotherapist.

[01:10:02] You know how relaxed we just want to make a CST, dude. Chill.

[01:10:08] Oh my god, we gotta buy everything too.

[01:10:12] What's our shit looking like? Where are we? We have no s-

[01:10:14] Oh, shit dude. Okay, okay. We got the shirts.

[01:10:18] The shirts.

[01:10:20] It's Thursday. We got the shirts. We have no one on the team.

[01:10:24] Apparently we're making a counter strike team.

[01:10:27] Why do I have to train this guy? He should already be good at this.

[01:10:35] Autoschedule? No, strategies. What?

[01:10:39] Holy shit for our whole our signature is gonna be rushing B

[01:10:49] And we're just gonna keep rushing B until they think we go a like that's that's our signature

[01:10:56] Scouting oh my god. What they actually have all the counter strike people who's the most expensive player

[01:11:05] What if I just have five oppers

[01:11:10] I wonder if I can do that.

[01:11:15] They should do that, man. They should do that. So I'm gonna

[01:11:16] should do a five-operate team. Actually, that's a bad idea,

[01:11:19] because they'll just learn how to counter it.

[01:11:23] Invest in pimple. I don't think I'm in this. I should be, like,

[01:11:26] right underneath Monzy. I don't know why I'm not.

[01:11:31] Alright, chill. Let me see here. Chill. Expires, wage, uh, continue.

[01:11:36] I don't know what the fuck to do here, actually. This is why

[01:11:38] why there's a tutorial. When's the tournament? When do I need a team buy? What's the date?

[01:11:44] January 1st, 2026? Okay, there's a tournament in 16 days. And we can make $800,000. Where are my

[01:11:53] finances? I have $100,000 to spend on a squad. Okay, transfers. World transfers, transfer list.

[01:12:04] Um, and then, um, I wonder if I can scout now.

[01:12:12] Let me just click on him.

[01:12:17] Contract.

[01:12:21] Transfer offer can be created.

[01:12:22] I think he's already on a team right now, right?

[01:12:25] Attributes.

[01:12:26] Yeah, how do I see who's a free agent?

[01:12:30] Is that, is that, am I in the wrong section?

[01:12:34] It looked like he cost $99,000.

[01:12:41] Filter.

[01:12:44] No, none of that is a thing here.

[01:12:54] Um, I'm gonna continue, let's just continue one day.

[01:13:01] Let me see if it opens up

[01:13:05] And then if I auto schedule this dude, I can't

[01:13:10] If you click on the team it goes to free agent

[01:13:15] Yeah, I don't know what you mean

[01:13:19] Do you have a team? Yes

[01:13:31] Um, the rightmost column, underscouting?

[01:13:54] If you are on a fucking team, why is it showing me transfer budget 50k?

[01:14:16] offer can be created. Okay, so I can take people from other teams. All right. So then

[01:14:30] let me see finances wage. All right, who are the 10 K players? Or the 10 K players?

[01:14:40] All right boys, we're starting a team

[01:14:45] We're starting a team TR value transfer value

[01:14:50] All right, you can filter out and a this is an international team

[01:14:58] Let's say this guy active happy he's really good with grenades

[01:15:04] Insane with nades Shogu team

[01:15:10] Global, he's ranked 6000th compared to Kerrigan, is that saying Kerrigan is the best in grenades?

[01:15:17] I don't know if that's what that's saying or what.

[01:15:21] Wait, it's 3k transfer buy, make it transfer offer, current market price 8.8k.

[01:15:28] Alright, here we go.

[01:15:31] My estimate 8.1k, they're expected price 12k.

[01:15:36] Boys look we got to make a team

[01:15:39] I have a better idea

[01:15:40] We're gonna have one guy carry the team and then we're gonna win the tournament and then we'll go from there

[01:15:46] new strap I

[01:15:50] Need a fit I need a 70k player I

[01:15:55] Need a 60k player

[01:15:57] rating it highest rated potential potential okay potential we believe in

[01:16:08] this guy is from Finland he's a rifler now we need a we need an op we need the

[01:16:12] best up bucket bucket we need the best offer up we need the best offer upper

[01:16:17] Best offer 75k.

[01:16:24] Offer, who's the best offer?

[01:16:27] Potential rating.

[01:16:29] Ragali, what is potential?

[01:16:31] I believe in the potential.

[01:16:33] This guy from Kazakhstan, on heroic.

[01:16:36] We're buying him.

[01:16:39] What just happened?

[01:16:41] This guy, his name is Al Karan.

[01:16:44] This guy.

[01:16:46] Alright, he's our offer. This guy's gonna carry.

[01:16:50] However, winning the tournament with this guy, send the offer.

[01:16:53] We're buying.

[01:16:55] 63k? 60k.

[01:16:58] You're gonna be the main guy.

[01:16:59] Contract type?

[01:17:01] Full time.

[01:17:03] Full time. We don't got a CFO. We don't need one. I'm the CFO.

[01:17:06] You can offer an amount greater than your current transfer budget.

[01:17:11] Call the fucking- Call the- Call the guy who- The financial guy.

[01:17:15] We don't have an advisor?

[01:17:17] What do you mean?

[01:17:20] Where does it save the budget?

[01:17:24] What is our fucking transfer budget?

[01:17:28] Oh my god, I'm the CFO

[01:17:33] We don't need marketing bro this guy's op is the marketing why would we need a market?

[01:17:38] We just fucking own in the tournament and that is the marketing. We don't have to spend anything

[01:17:42] All right, there we go 60k bucket. No, you know what 75k in transfers

[01:17:55] Dude, we're gonna own and then the wages

[01:17:59] Operating cost dude, it's literally we'll figure it out right now right there. That's where I'm at

[01:18:04] 75k uh transfer scouting let me try again here and buy him

[01:18:15] okay see 60k full time come on bro come on whether we know when do we know

[01:18:27] what will we know

[01:18:28] I could also send out more operas, but first I want to see how much I have left.

[01:18:37] Does he respond the next day?

[01:18:46] He's not interested.

[01:18:47] I don't think he's interested.

[01:18:48] I don't think he's interested.

[01:18:51] He doesn't want to.

[01:18:54] We low ball.

[01:18:55] as we have 14 days until this tournament 14 days wait registration unavailable excuse

[01:19:07] me is it because I don't have a team it's probably because I don't have a team yeah

[01:19:18] Yeah, that's probably why.

[01:19:20] Uh, yeah, he didn't say anything.

[01:19:22] Shit.

[01:19:27] Okay, that's not good.

[01:19:29] Let's give it another day.

[01:19:34] Okay, he'll respond tomorrow.

[01:19:38] Fuck!

[01:19:43] What happened, bro?

[01:19:45] The email was sent on Friday!

[01:19:48] One more day, one more day, one more day.

[01:20:03] He's not interested.

[01:20:05] He's not interested.

[01:20:06] God damn it.

[01:20:07] God fucking damn it.

[01:20:08] Okay, hold up.

[01:20:10] What did you say?

[01:20:11] Uh, little rapidly healer RPG, um, it said effective date could be, would be 12-1.

[01:20:18] 26

[01:20:20] Sort for a best free agent

[01:20:24] Click on team and scouting

[01:20:31] Just sort for best free agent and you get them for free

[01:20:39] Oh

[01:20:42] True

[01:20:44] Can't you just filter with no fucking team so I just see all the free agents?

[01:20:54] How is that not a thing? Am I blind? How is that not a thing?

[01:20:59] Whatever, I guess this is the way to do it.

[01:21:02] Okay, we're going five oppers.

[01:21:05] We're the best oppers here, retired.

[01:21:09] Okay.

[01:21:10] Okay. Fine. Five oppers and we're gonna verse this fucking guys team. We're gonna verse heroic

[01:21:16] and we're gonna fucking own them. Alright. Alright. Fuck you guys. Fine. We'll join the

[01:21:22] tournament. We'll see. You'll see Pagoli Five. Alright. I know you saw the email. Alright.

[01:21:27] We'll meet you in game instead and you'll see the fucking email. Okay. Last place.

[01:21:37] I don't think so. All right, let me see here. Who's free?

[01:21:42] Highest are all right Dexter insane potential

[01:21:46] He's gonna have an anime potential. He has the most potential to

[01:21:51] All right. Oh, dude

[01:21:54] Gossanoff

[01:21:57] Is the team lead

[01:21:59] 3.4k will hit you with a 5k 12 month duration

[01:22:03] wage oh you gotta do wages oh shit okay so we're not gonna do that then we got

[01:22:10] to change we gotta go back to the CFO who is me fuck the transfers we're going

[01:22:15] all in on wages 85k on wages everything else on operating we're gonna live off

[01:22:22] of ramen okay but it's really grind until we win 800 grand okay alright the

[01:22:31] team is now being built. Where is this guy? Begster. Contract full time one year for,

[01:22:42] yeah, hold a five grand a month.

[01:22:46] Wait, this is 60 grand. This is 60 grand a year. Okay, we're fucked if we lose. I believe.

[01:23:01] I believe scout says

[01:23:04] Yeah, okay true. Okay, you know what we're gonna actually let's go 3k. Let's go 3k and you know what the bonuses are there

[01:23:11] It all comes down to operating about this is wiggle room. This is wiggle room cuz we got a hundred thousand. All right

[01:23:17] This is these are all jelly

[01:23:21] 3k a month bro change start date. Oh

[01:23:25] Yeah, you start today. Are you kidding me deal terms?

[01:23:31] He starts the day before the tournament.

[01:23:36] We're gonna do handshake. We're not gonna do any lawyers. Okay, that's just too many fees.

[01:23:42] Dude, how are we doing this? Whatever. Fine. I can't change it.

[01:23:48] Alright, you know what? Fuck that tournament. We'll skip that tournament. We'll go to the next one.

[01:23:54] Alright, he's probably... and then who's next? Who's next?

[01:23:59] transfers. I gotta do this fast. Who else? Who has the most potential? Who's

[01:24:04] free? Dia, this guy. Everybody starts with a 3k contract, alright, to make it

[01:24:11] easy. They all start the same day. We're gonna do five people, five ops squad,

[01:24:17] insane training. It's gonna be all new. Okay, who else? Two oppers, my transfers,

[01:24:27] good. Any other four, Dexter? This guy's almost four. Hot.

[01:24:34] Boshagala! Boshagala! They all start the day before the tournament. What if we just

[01:24:42] roll up in the tournament to see how we play as the pug? You know what? We're

[01:24:48] gonna do that. We're gonna just roll up. No practice, we're just gonna go raw

[01:24:55] damage this guy from Bulgaria I told you this is this is a worldwide universal

[01:25:02] team okay and the last I'm assuming all these guys are gonna accept hopefully

[01:25:10] did I miss anybody I think that's everybody who's for potential three

[01:25:19] I think this guy's the only other potential with the highest they're all offers. Yeah, no shit

[01:25:30] Butterfield

[01:25:35] All right, there it is we're good the free agents the team boys the team

[01:25:44] Holy shit and

[01:25:46] And the team Dijkster hold on what are his stats and he's the leader mental mental oh

[01:25:56] Wait, okay our scout fucking sucks balls, dude our scout has our scout has no idea

[01:26:03] Oh

[01:26:10] Now you're a garbage

[01:26:12] The Mount is where we part ways and opinion everything else is on point. Let's adjust fuck this guy, man

[01:26:24] I already saw I already saw we already got that we changed our whole finance. We're not doing it. We're not buying players

[01:26:30] dude where what do you lead dude I'm gonna reject it for now transfer date he

[01:26:40] does get in early fuck I have to reject it that would have changed everything

[01:26:52] I mean have a p5 but we are police to extend you an official contract okay

[01:26:57] Yeah, no one has responded yet.

[01:27:00] Yeah, no one else has responded.

[01:27:02] We just kind of waited out.

[01:27:07] It's almost like they actually take like five days to respond to this shit.

[01:27:13] Hire staff?

[01:27:14] I don't think we need a psychologist or a physiotherapist right off the bat.

[01:27:20] This fucking guy.

[01:27:22] Hire?

[01:27:22] What do you mean hire?

[01:27:24] Dude, this is a, this is a fresh...

[01:27:27] Fresh start, who are we hiring?

[01:27:33] To continue, oh wait, we got a response.

[01:27:37] This is a fair starting point.

[01:27:38] I would like to discuss a few areas in greater detail.

[01:27:40] Okay, nice.

[01:27:41] I want to be a translator at the factors that are

[01:27:43] going on, a translator at the comments and events

[01:27:44] that consider a hire.

[01:27:46] A contract of only 12 months is the kind of commitment

[01:27:49] I'm looking for right now.

[01:27:51] The counter offer I'm prepared to accept is 11,500.

[01:27:57] Wait.

[01:28:09] So, okay.

[01:28:18] Wait a minute.

[01:28:19] Am I missing something here?

[01:28:22] He doesn't want to commit to a one-year contract?

[01:28:27] And he just, wait, does he just, he's gonna accept for 11,500 straight up for six months?

[01:28:39] So he doesn't want to wage, he just wants like a flat six month, 12 grand.

[01:28:49] Or like four months, what are we talking about here at the fuck?

[01:28:51] The way he worded it is so weird.

[01:28:56] Either I can't read or he worded it weird.

[01:29:07] My expectations for the compensation package sit considerably higher than what you've tabled.

[01:29:13] A contract of only 12 months isn't the kind of commitment I'm looking for right now, okay?

[01:29:18] The counter-offer I'm prepared to accept is 11,500

[01:29:22] Deal terms, but this is the deal I sent to him. So I don't know. I think it's just weirdly worded

[01:29:29] He wants a lot. It sounds like he wants a longer contract

[01:29:33] Or he doesn't want to be locked in for 12 months and then he gives me a counter-offer, which would

[01:29:37] Equal for ish months

[01:29:42] You want six months for 11.5k that doesn't make sense though because this is a wage

[01:29:48] What?

[01:29:59] He wants 18 months for 11.5k, he wants more months?

[01:30:12] Okay, what am I typing here? I don't know what to fucking say.

[01:30:15] Apparently you guys get what the fuck he's saying, so what am I typing in duration and

[01:30:20] wage to how we get to 11.5k?

[01:30:23] There's no way this fuck wants 11.5k, he wants $11,500 a month, that makes no sense.

[01:30:31] That's over a hundred grand.

[01:30:35] There's no way, he's a free agent.

[01:30:39] That makes sense?

[01:30:42] I don't think so.

[01:30:45] He has like no experience in eSports.

[01:30:48] You know what?

[01:30:49] Hold up.

[01:30:50] Change contract type to loan?

[01:30:52] Yeah, I think he wants a different type of contract.

[01:30:55] What the fuck?

[01:30:56] Like he doesn't want it.

[01:30:58] You know what, hold on, man.

[01:31:00] Hold on, I gotta wait for somebody else to respond.

[01:31:04] Can I wait for somebody else to respond

[01:31:05] or do I have to respond now?

[01:31:10] All right, fine chat.

[01:31:11] What am I typing here?

[01:31:12] There's no way.

[01:31:14] The tutorial wouldn't have fixed the problem. This is worded stupidly.

[01:31:21] 11.5k per month.

[01:31:39] We're rejecting. I'm rejecting.

[01:31:41] I'll, I'll send him another one.

[01:31:43] I'm probably not reading it correctly.

[01:31:48] Let's see, we got another one, all right, this guy.

[01:31:50] Offer reflects progress, but I would prefer

[01:31:52] to adjust some details.

[01:31:55] I am open to working on them together.

[01:31:57] I wanted to be trying to talk about the factors

[01:31:59] that led to this outcome.

[01:31:59] The compensation package, the offering,

[01:32:01] and the number I have in mind are in the same conversation.

[01:32:04] I'm not relocating my life for a 12 month deal.

[01:32:08] The term is simply too short.

[01:32:10] my counter-offer stands at 14,500. Take it or leave it.

[01:32:33] Okay, let me try something.

[01:32:35] All right, fine.

[01:32:35] What about, okay, they wanna, okay, that makes sense.

[01:32:39] one year fine what if I do 20 this is gonna take a while

[01:32:46] let's see what he said they're all gonna come back saying this

[01:32:52] he's back the proposal oh no it's not I wanted about the factors my position is gonna be higher

[01:32:58] than what you've tabled I want to build something with my next team and 12 months doesn't give me

[01:33:01] that runway the catariper I'm prepared to accept at 6500

[01:33:04] Okay, 24, 24. There you go. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, this guy, they're all gonna do the

[01:33:23] same thing. I will pay them all the same. It's like a flat B. Okay, it doesn't matter.

[01:33:33] All of them are gonna, um, let's see if this works.

[01:33:39] If not, I'll up it to 35.

[01:33:42] Yeah, they're all, they all don't want to lock in for one year.

[01:33:47] They want to fully go in for like two, three years or something.

[01:33:52] Which makes sense.

[01:33:53] It is an international team.

[01:33:56] All right, we're missing the first tournament, but that's fine.

[01:34:02] That's okay.

[01:34:03] Okay, oh God.

[01:34:07] Total income, total balance.

[01:34:11] Am I missing something?

[01:34:12] How did we make 26,000?

[01:34:16] What?

[01:34:18] Monthly bonus?

[01:34:20] Monthly cash payout?

[01:34:26] Oh, the board of directors have referred

[01:34:27] to monthly financial bonus to 26,000.

[01:34:30] Oh, true, true, I don't fully own this.

[01:34:32] They will fire me eventually.

[01:34:37] Confirm.

[01:34:40] I don't know who's financing me, I have no idea.

[01:34:43] Operating, throw it in operating.

[01:34:47] Or we'll even out for 90K on the wages too.

[01:34:53] Close enough.

[01:34:56] As we gotta build the team man, the tournament.

[01:34:58] I need to at least get one tournament in.

[01:35:01] We're gonna miss the Apex Masters, maybe we'll make it to the open circuit.

[01:35:06] Fuckin' 800 grand, now we gotta do 90,000 and this is a tier two.

[01:35:17] During free agent, uh, what was this, yesterday?

[01:35:21] Will I present candidates for further consideration?

[01:35:24] Motherfucker, we got some, this guy!

[01:35:27] I'm gonna trust, I'll trust the scout.

[01:35:29] I'll trust the scout just because we're out losing time here

[01:35:37] He hits it to

[01:35:40] Let's see well, so we have a six one of them might get sick. Let's trust the scout

[01:35:47] This proposal makes me feel like my time and effort not be respected if this is the direction of our talks

[01:35:51] I see no reason to continue

[01:35:53] This is it already done up for me. I want to be fair. Okay. I think he wants more money

[01:35:58] I still don't understand 3,000 a month

[01:36:02] 14,500 3,000 a month you're getting at 36,000

[01:36:10] Oh, we already rejected fuck man. All right, I'm gonna do he wants 14k a month

[01:36:16] Okay, so right off the bat they want six figure contracts

[01:36:34] Really why the fuck was the scout saying I think he wants 3k roughly and then he comes back with 11,500

[01:36:43] Who the fuck is this scout?

[01:36:51] That's why I was like that makes no sense.

[01:36:52] The scout says 3k and he comes back with 12,000.

[01:36:58] We're excited to invite your team.

[01:37:00] We don't have a team.

[01:37:02] I accept.

[01:37:03] We will make the cut line.

[01:37:05] We will make the deadline.

[01:37:08] We will make the deadline.

[01:37:09] Thank you.

[01:37:10] Registration.

[01:37:11] We're registered.

[01:37:12] It's empty for now. Just give us some time

[01:37:16] As everybody everybody we're all in contract negotiations still and I think one guy already said no

[01:37:21] So I might need to get a rag tag group

[01:37:25] How me Mischke is gonna respond the offer reflects progress, but I would prefer to adjust some details

[01:37:30] I want to be treasure other factors the company partners are offering I have in mind that my counter for it

[01:37:35] Comes in at 7100. Okay, so you're fucking tell me this dumbass

[01:37:40] says my estimate is 3.2k so I hit with 3k and then he comes back with fucking double

[01:37:48] What?

[01:37:50] You know what we'll make the tournament

[01:37:52] 7k bro 7k who your contract there it is. Oh

[01:38:00] My god, it's match day

[01:38:04] Dude, there's no one

[01:38:06] Okay, we're conceding our first match.

[01:38:11] Alright, Pukoli 5, it's alright, no one knows about us.

[01:38:17] Wait, this makes no sense, because then how did the other guy I was scouting, who was

[01:38:24] like the best offer, he was negotiating the contract and he would have taken like 70 grand

[01:38:31] or something to join the team and then he I don't think he wanted a wage but that makes

[01:38:39] no sense unless it was a 70,000 transfer fee and then it's a wage but the transfer doesn't

[01:38:52] cover anything it's just transferring him to the team oh well there you go all right

[01:38:59] play match we concede look look we're Phoenix rising from the ashes we're

[01:39:09] still building the team right there it is I don't I must be honest all of this

[01:39:18] the president worse than okay he left he left all right you know what it's okay

[01:39:25] It's okay, we're gonna change it up. We're gonna change it up. It's all good

[01:39:32] You know, it's all good. We'll send another offer. We're still doing the opera only team just with less potential

[01:39:43] It's okay

[01:39:48] Retired we'll get

[01:39:51] different people

[01:39:53] Just give me a fucking team at this point of all offers. Okay at this point. Just give it to me. All right

[01:39:57] Fuck you scout. All right, everybody the scout says 3k. I double it to 12k with a 24

[01:40:04] Contract duration

[01:40:08] There you go, we literally don't even have enough money to pay everybody right now only have 130k

[01:40:16] All offer everybody six six thousand dollar contracts

[01:40:19] E-sport player two years six grand that's isn't that a good amount for an E for an E-sports player

[01:40:30] that's rated at like two stars or has like not a lot of experience I wonder what the typical

[01:40:36] like you're hitting $72,000 a year.

[01:40:47] Let me see. Who else?

[01:40:54] All righty, this guy already did.

[01:40:58] This guy. Kays. All the oppers.

[01:41:01] This is a dream team. We're changing the meta. This guy's sterling. Everybody is around here.

[01:41:16] Two year contracts. I'll send out one more and then I gotta do at least one match. This

[01:41:26] guy I haven't. Yo, if anyone comes back, I will be... One guy asked for 11,500. Let's see.

[01:41:41] This guy responded. This is a fair starting point. Okay, because this guy was still waiting.

[01:41:47] For the record, my counter-offer is 5,300. Sure, you know what? I'll do you a better one,

[01:41:53] Because I believe in you

[01:41:56] Okay, I believe in you man. You know what there you go art of the deal

[01:42:01] Literally not what anyone would do, but there you go. That's how much I believe in the team

[01:42:13] Yeah, be fine this contract feels underwhelming buddy. I just doubled it my counteroffer is

[01:42:22] $1,700 firm.

[01:42:30] $100 more dollars. We could I could we can do that. Okay, whatever.

[01:42:38] Wow, these motherfuckers must have hot inboxes.

[01:42:44] Your offer is promising. We appreciate the direction this is heading, but we believe the terms can be improved further.

[01:42:52] Yeah, this is before I okay. I think this is the last 3k I offered. I think it's the last one

[01:43:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the last one

[01:43:04] Now let's see we are excited about your future and ground zero land for days. Okay for days we can do this

[01:43:12] Or days get us in here. We're coming to Canada. Oh

[01:43:17] My god, I gotta I gotta we I gotta set everything up

[01:43:22] how much is this tournament 400,000 we can make it no practice I believe come

[01:43:31] on

[01:43:37] oh wait it's already it's already today wait a minute it's already today I

[01:43:43] didn't I looked at the wrong date it's fine it's okay it's okay we're still

[01:43:51] building I'm very happy I'm very happy they are clear fair and fully acceptable to me

[01:44:11] there it is all right guess what buddy you're the captain we got one we got one

[01:44:17] Where is he?

[01:44:21] I don't know where he is.

[01:44:23] Is he here?

[01:44:24] Come on, you start today.

[01:44:26] Two, one.

[01:44:26] Oh wait, you start two, all right, you start in February.

[01:44:30] We got one, we need four more.

[01:44:31] Four more, come on, I'm completely satisfied.

[01:44:34] We got two, we got two offers.

[01:44:35] Oh my God.

[01:44:37] Two, two?

[01:44:39] Oh my God, did I just reject?

[01:44:40] Oh my God.

[01:44:42] The counter-reflection mutual respect and fairness agreed.

[01:44:46] I think I rejected him by accident, fuck.

[01:44:51] Excellenta!

[01:44:52] I am coming right now!

[01:44:57] Very good!

[01:44:58] Okay, yo, the team, the team.

[01:45:01] We're moving in the right direction.

[01:45:04] We believe we can reach an agreement.

[01:45:06] My counter-offer is 9,800.

[01:45:10] Motherfucker, we don't need your ass anymore, we realized.

[01:45:14] Okay?

[01:45:16] Look, 8,000, 8,000, but you better be at the level of the fucking team lead.

[01:45:25] If you're not, you will, you're the leader at that, at that salary coach.

[01:45:34] This guy is literally, bro, this guy's been a coach for a month and he's on the payroll

[01:45:39] and we don't even have a team.

[01:45:41] So he's just been mooching off P five.

[01:45:44] He has the company credit card.

[01:45:47] No wonder he's active and happy because he hasn't done shit.

[01:45:50] He's been on the payroll and we haven't had a team for a month.

[01:45:57] We urgently need to intensify training.

[01:46:00] The tournament is coming up.

[01:46:01] Bro, you should have said that on this first tournament.

[01:46:03] We've already lost two.

[01:46:05] Can we start a tough trading phase?

[01:46:09] Yeah, no shit.

[01:46:10] Hold on.

[01:46:11] We need to get them in peak shape start prepping maybe but it's not given a schedule benefit of them form is important

[01:46:20] But you're not machines without rest training bro. We have no one we have no one this guy has been drunk for like three days

[01:46:27] Bro, no one's even here yet

[01:46:30] Our leader still in Kazakastan like what are we doing?

[01:46:35] Start preparing

[01:46:37] Train K's? Oh wait, is he here now? Oh wait, they're here! Oh my god, they're here. They're here.

[01:46:43] Oh, they're in Papa Nugweenie. By the way, that's our headquarters.

[01:46:47] Okay, Triple Opper. Where's everybody else?

[01:46:51] Bench Squad? A point as IGL.

[01:46:55] Yo, the guy who gets paid 8k cannot disclose he gets paid 8k, but they should know that because he's going to be the team lead, so he has more mental strain, so he's going to get paid more.

[01:47:06] so he's gonna get paid more.

[01:47:09] All right, that shouldn't be a jealousy thing.

[01:47:11] It should make sense.

[01:47:14] No, no.

[01:47:17] We need two more players.

[01:47:24] Wait.

[01:47:26] Oh, he comes tomorrow and I need this guy

[01:47:29] to accept this contract and we have five.

[01:47:31] Can I just train a couple of them right now?

[01:47:40] Just train, every day, train the up.

[01:47:47] Get that one star up, everybody's training, let's go, let's go.

[01:47:53] Why is that going down?

[01:47:57] Productivity.

[01:48:00] I swear to god, bro. This guy better be a prodigy-opper.

[01:48:04] Skill.

[01:48:05] Skill training.

[01:48:07] Oh my god. He hit- dude, he's the shittiest in AWPing.

[01:48:11] Michael, bro, you're gonna- bro-

[01:48:12] Can we hire a coach?

[01:48:15] Can I scout an AWPing coach?

[01:48:22] How much are we paying this guy?

[01:48:24] I'm starting to th- wait a minute. I've actually never seen this guy in person before.

[01:48:28] Is this guy fucking Claude?

[01:48:30] I've actually never seen this guy. The corporate just like assigned me this guy. I've never seen him before.

[01:48:38] I can't. He's protected under the board. I can't do anything.

[01:48:45] Buddy, we're encouraged by your proposal. Let's continue to work. And now you're old. Now you're 9400.

[01:48:55] Are you kidding me?

[01:48:57] I've given this guy three offers.

[01:49:07] I need him guys.

[01:49:08] I need him.

[01:49:09] We're believing money.

[01:49:11] What if he has to be the IGL?

[01:49:14] Fine.

[01:49:15] Fine.

[01:49:16] Fine.

[01:49:17] 9,399.

[01:49:18] Well, you need to tell me today.

[01:49:24] 210 is too late.

[01:49:25] You gotta tell me today

[01:49:28] Buddy tell me today

[01:49:33] Are you serious? What is this shit active? Oh wait a minute come on man

[01:49:42] This fucking guy he's waiting

[01:49:46] Are you kidding me we just got invited we just got invited in

[01:49:51] In four days, we need this

[01:49:59] Buddy fucking respond dude

[01:50:03] Bro, did it not just say in four days and it's February 10th. Am I am I am I tripping like am I seeing things right now?

[01:50:09] Did it not just say four days and we have a match today on the 10th?

[01:50:14] It said you were invited to the tournament on

[01:50:22] You probably need a bench too

[01:50:26] All right, let's see physical state morale state language cohesion. Oh my I did I didn't think about that

[01:50:33] Holy shit. I didn't think about that. Oh

[01:50:39] Fuck

[01:50:43] Yo, everybody knows rush B. It's fine. That's literally universal. We're good. We're good. How's the training?

[01:50:51] Michael I swear to God bro both our asses are on the line, okay?

[01:50:56] We're gonna play the match

[01:50:59] Come on. Oh

[01:51:01] They don't let us 4v5

[01:51:06] Are you serious this piece of shit we're gonna lose because of this fuck

[01:51:11] Where is this guy? Where is this guy?

[01:51:16] Now he's gonna respond today

[01:51:18] Oh really dude, does this guy have the busiest life?

[01:51:23] What are you doing?

[01:51:24] You're in an e-sports pro if you're not practicing the off-offline and you're a free agent.

[01:51:31] I don't know what to tell you, bro.

[01:51:35] Okay, he must have like six kids.

[01:51:38] Okay, I don't know what he's doing.

[01:51:41] I'm sorry, are we not important here?

[01:51:45] Okay, the manager, am I missing something?

[01:51:52] Where is this guy?

[01:51:53] Where is this dude?

[01:51:54] This is the busiest dude.

[01:51:57] Boss, I'm not feeling well.

[01:52:03] You haven't done anything for three months.

[01:52:17] Oh my god.

[01:52:20] Oh my god.

[01:52:21] How much do we pay this guy, dude?

[01:52:22] Wages.

[01:52:23] Wages.

[01:52:24] Salary.

[01:52:25] Michael Young.

[01:52:26] He gets paid three grand.

[01:52:29] What did he do?

[01:52:31] Okay, okay, really, really, you know what he's literally the only coach on Poppin Nguyeny,

[01:52:49] all right.

[01:52:50] We got like a population of 30, okay, he's the only, he's the only guy, nobody else.

[01:52:57] I don't have a lot of options here. I'm gonna have to fly out a new coach.

[01:53:08] What if I just ignore the email? Okay, I'm just gonna continue.

[01:53:12] Figure it out, Michael. You're a grown man. Take it, Advil.

[01:53:16] I have to respond.

[01:53:18] What do you mean you're sick? Be more specific, asshole. Okay?

[01:53:21] Our whole fucking life depends on this job.

[01:53:25] What are your symptoms, you fuck?

[01:53:27] I'm sick, bitch!

[01:53:30] What do you mean you're sick?

[01:53:34] Do you like a fucking headache?

[01:53:39] This is our fucking career!

[01:53:42] The offer demonstrates a strong commitment.

[01:53:46] You better fuck, get here right now, get here right now you fuck.

[01:53:49] This guy took a week, you're the highest paid, you're now the IGL and you better be the,

[01:53:54] you better carry us, okay?

[01:53:57] We missed the tournament!

[01:53:58] Okay, alright, there it is.

[01:54:04] Holy shit, we got the team.

[01:54:06] We got the team.

[01:54:07] The board of directors, okay, the board still doesn't know we haven't done shit for two

[01:54:10] months and we literally didn't have players for three tournaments, but it's all good.

[01:54:16] It's all good.

[01:54:17] Alright.

[01:54:18] Very nice.

[01:54:19] Alright.

[01:54:20] We're good.

[01:54:21] We're ready.

[01:54:22] The player is not trading today due to a staff member being sick.

[01:54:26] I wonder who.

[01:54:31] Okay, our map is we're insane at dust.

[01:54:34] How do I do this?

[01:54:36] It's like three maps, your team will focus on for training.

[01:54:41] All right, okay.

[01:54:44] Everybody queues these two and then, wait.

[01:54:52] Okay, okay, what do we shit at?

[01:54:54] What do we shit at?

[01:54:56] And then we need to make something insane. We'll practice nuke is our best map if we lose nuke we're fucked

[01:55:05] I think I did this right

[01:55:07] To continue to complete all tasks. Oh

[01:55:11] I don't need it. We don't why do we need a cfo?

[01:55:16] What's weird is my wages are 67 k, but I signed three contracts

[01:55:21] So why don't I just throw more into wages like what are what are operating costs?

[01:55:27] Holy fuck, don't I need to buy computers? Oh, shit

[01:55:37] You guys didn't come here with your monitors. Oh fuck. All right, hold on

[01:55:44] It's all good. What's our gear? What's our gear looking like? There's no way dude. Technically,

[01:55:55] who cares? You don't need, you really don't need the best shit. It's all an illusion.

[01:56:00] All right. Whatever you, what made you an eSports professional is probably good. All right. Everything

[01:56:04] else is copium. Okay. The modern, you guys were fine. All right. That's why you are on the list

[01:56:11] the free agents because you hit the free agent. I mean you hit the gap. You already were there.

[01:56:19] Base camp training garage. Okay, basics key. Okay, they actually do have stuff. It's just trash.

[01:56:29] What you need is really good headphones. Shop. This is Counter Strike. Okay, we're gonna invite,

[01:56:36] We're going to invest in higher level base camp.

[01:56:45] Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:56:49] $258,000 for the basic room.

[01:56:54] We can't afford that.

[01:56:56] I'll add it to the cart so we always look at it.

[01:56:58] Because yeah, we can't afford that shit.

[01:57:02] Hopefully we get a sponsor.

[01:57:06] Um, my sponsors, can we just like get sponsored?

[01:57:14] You know what?

[01:57:15] We refuse.

[01:57:16] We are sponsor lists until holy shit, the operating costs.

[01:57:19] We need a sponsor.

[01:57:20] But right now we don't need one until reality hits us.

[01:57:24] Uh, footage reported in a closed training session under a media access agreement was

[01:57:28] published publicly without authorization by an undisclosure agreement.

[01:57:32] This is Comparise.

[01:57:33] Our contact was only right.

[01:57:34] What?

[01:57:35] What?

[01:57:36] Claim Amount?

[01:57:38] Settle out a Corp by paying 50% of the claim?

[01:57:45] Excuse me?

[01:57:48] Unauthorized Publication of Training Footage?

[01:57:52] When?

[01:57:53] Who?

[01:57:54] What?

[01:57:55] We're going to court, you piece of shit.

[01:57:59] Yeah, when is the next tournament?

[01:58:02] We're ready.

[01:58:03] details. You're joking. Why didn't we get invited to these? This actually sucks balls.

[01:58:19] All we had no tournaments done and now this is ongoing. There isn't shit until the iron

[01:58:25] 4 inch cup so we might as well train details registration unavailable

[01:58:34] we just got to keep going we just got to keep training is this guy still sick

[01:58:39] select three maps uh you will focus on change per day oh so you just lock these in

[01:58:47] oh okay okay okay okay oh we're gonna be insane at these three maps

[01:58:52] Fuck all the other maps. We're gonna win by owning these maps all the time

[01:59:01] You just get spammed Emit

[01:59:05] We don't need a lawyer bro, we don't need a lawyer

[01:59:10] Scrim invites play a practice you can play practice scrims. All right, let's do a scrim

[01:59:16] Against a old boys PL. Let's do a scrim here. So we have here

[01:59:22] On our best map, nuke

[01:59:28] Whoa

[01:59:32] What the hell

[01:59:38] What will tell you to stop letting chickens into the facility auto

[01:59:45] Defense hopping

[01:59:48] Custom Shrap

[01:59:50] advanced match wow this game is actually kind of crazy what the fuck I didn't

[01:59:56] think it was gonna do this

[02:00:04] wow okay oh yeah this is actually pretty sick

[02:00:13] come on boys it's all we are we're not really good we need ops okay they're

[02:00:21] expensive we pop up on operand okay okay first round as a team this sets the

[02:00:28] course for the next two years okay okay okay okay there it is there it is the

[02:00:38] team first round ever first round ever holy shit okay all right we're ready

[02:00:53] we're ready we're ready what is the show player portraits stats wait till we get

[02:01:05] They're good. They're good. They're good. See?

[02:01:12] We don't have to use other guns. We don't.

[02:01:19] No, you can't zoom in. I don't think you can.

[02:01:23] But they do actually play out the round, so.

[02:01:28] Okay, we just got to do this in the tournament. I don't think I sign up for tournaments.

[02:01:32] Easy.

[02:01:33] Yeah, I don't think we sign up for the tournament.

[02:01:41] Every time there's a tournament time, we just get invited to it.

[02:01:44] She's the MVP.

[02:01:46] Okay, this guy gets paid the most, you fucking better top this shit.

[02:01:53] I wonder if because they're oppers, I have to have them like...

[02:02:01] I wonder if I have to like, uh, have them buy it or eventually they'll upgrade to the

[02:02:06] op because they don't really save for it.

[02:02:08] So the downside is, uh, yeah, we need like two pistol rounds to win.

[02:02:21] Two pistol rounds and just start having them buy ops, no armor.

[02:02:25] There it is, there it is, there, oh wait, we're gonna fuck.

[02:02:31] We're getting fucked. Oh shit, we're getting fucked.

[02:02:34] Oh no.

[02:02:36] The first loss as a team.

[02:02:40] The clutch!

[02:02:42] The clutch!

[02:02:44] What the fuck is this guy doing? They haven't planted.

[02:02:46] True, they haven't planted.

[02:02:52] The flash.

[02:02:53] The double flash.

[02:02:56] Okay, okay, okay!

[02:02:58] Come on man, why are you pushing? They never planted you.

[02:03:01] F**k it, no!

[02:03:04] Manage tactics!

[02:03:15] We're stacking B, eco.

[02:03:19] No, no, no, no, no, no. Stack B?

[02:03:21] Yes.

[02:03:23] I think I did it.

[02:03:26] I think I did it.

[02:03:28] But that is quite the gamble did I not tell it to force I guess I didn't listen. Oh

[02:03:35] I don't think it's I don't think it I don't think I confirmed it

[02:03:41] Don't worry they'll win the round

[02:03:45] We be three

[02:03:50] Everyone okay, okay

[02:03:52] What am I looking at here?

[02:03:59] Retake a crossfire passive.

[02:04:03] Manage tactics.

[02:04:06] They still don't have enough money for ops.

[02:04:12] Are you kidding?

[02:04:17] my buy. Deep off angles on the site, no peek. It's kind of weird how does this even work?

[02:04:37] Like does that mean it's locked in? I think that means it's locked in now.

[02:04:47] Yeah, but then you're gonna manage tactics.

[02:05:02] Oh, I see how...

[02:05:09] Okay, okay, so...

[02:05:13] Okay, defense, semi-bi, with A site turtle.

[02:05:28] And then if you go to semi-bi, I don't fucking know.

[02:05:39] I want to see all you motherfuckers with ops they got their off pick that shit up what do

[02:05:58] you pick that shit up off more poor than the teammate we got an ops shrine in our base

[02:06:09] We worshiped the up.

[02:06:13] Does this actually play out 12 rounds?

[02:06:19] Because I want to do the tournament.

[02:06:21] And we also have the next game in.

[02:06:23] I didn't realize this game was that deep, by the way.

[02:06:28] One bag with the AK-47 and it is killing me.

[02:06:31] It's actually kind of cool.

[02:06:32] Of course buy retake manage tactics it'd be cool if I could make it so they all buy

[02:06:45] and off like I tell them to

[02:06:58] None of them bought one

[02:07:03] Well the end of the round simulation is not bad

[02:07:08] You literally can

[02:07:12] Yeah, now we're poor

[02:07:15] And then they're gonna stack a

[02:07:21] Or be

[02:07:25] Stack me

[02:07:31] Shit we got fucked we got fucked oh shit

[02:07:37] Oh wait you can wait money it no this just shows what their loadout is so like

[02:07:50] now our in-game leader okay bro show us why you're getting paid now this guy

[02:07:55] right here first off how do I make this guy let's do one more eco one more eco

[02:08:01] on a stack B and then we're gonna do that. No no no no no, full buy a full site. They

[02:08:10] went to A again these fucks. Nobody stacks B on Nuke. Okay if we do a full buy here,

[02:08:26] I'm assuming they're gonna buy their ops

[02:08:36] Right I'm gonna assume they're gonna buy their ops

[02:08:40] They all have off money

[02:08:44] Manage them green plus

[02:08:49] No, this is like their strap

[02:08:56] of

[02:09:16] no

[02:09:27] let's just do four by, let's just do four by

[02:09:30] one guy bottom up yeah one guy win this one out the team's fucked you know I'm

[02:09:56] I'm playing the game wrong because it doesn't mean they prioritize buying an AWP.

[02:10:02] It just means I think they will all just have one guy AWP.

[02:10:07] Yeah, even though they all prefer the AWP, so I actually made it so they all want the

[02:10:15] AWP but only one guy can AWP, so I actually ruined the team because they all want the

[02:10:20] fucking AWP.

[02:10:22] But they're not going to all buy it off.

[02:10:29] There goes the- okay.

[02:10:40] We're losing, P.O.S.T.

[02:10:41] We're losing.

[02:10:43] You can force five ops, custom tactic, not buy strategy.

[02:10:50] I don't I don't see where you custom strategy

[02:11:07] I still don't see it set it up before a game

[02:11:15] You have to set it up before game click on the plus now

[02:11:20] Yeah, but it's still not about like the weapons they get it's in the main menu you can create

[02:11:31] custom tactics we already did force by it's just that what they do whatever yeah maybe

[02:11:44] Maybe you can do it out of the match.

[02:11:46] You can probably do it out of the match.

[02:11:53] We're gonna lose, bro. We're gonna fucking lose.

[02:11:56] It's GG.

[02:11:59] Do a semi-bye.

[02:12:04] I think you can set it up to auto.

[02:12:09] You can just skip the match.

[02:12:14] Terrorists win

[02:12:21] Okay, pull by full by

[02:12:26] Yeah, where did I go to set it to auto there was a way to set it to auto I forgot where that was I

[02:12:34] Had it before

[02:12:36] Oh, there we go.

[02:12:43] Let's see who's got the upper hand here.

[02:12:45] Now that both teams got a 4-byte.

[02:12:47] Alright, we're gonna win one game and next game it.

[02:12:54] Okay.

[02:12:55] Aggressive.

[02:12:56] I got a piss so bad.

[02:12:59] Hold up.

[02:13:01] I got a piss so bad. Hold up. We're gonna next game it after this

[02:13:11] That's not good

[02:13:14] That is not good

[02:13:19] When the eco boys

[02:13:21] Kill after kill and now three of the teas are gone.

[02:13:28] I blame the coach. Honestly, I blame the fucking coach!

[02:13:32] You know, if we lose this, it's the coach's problem.

[02:13:37] But we're winning, but we're winning right now, we're winning. I'm still gonna blame the coach.

[02:13:43] Kill after kill and now three of the teas are gone.

[02:13:47] counter-terrorists win bring it home boys bring it home

[02:13:55] and he just get we just all four people just got native

[02:14:03] Okay, let's go.

[02:14:09] Well, then half the T's are out of the round.

[02:14:12] Oh my god.

[02:14:13] I got a three kills.

[02:14:14] Counter terrorists win.

[02:14:17] Oh my god.

[02:14:18] This is an Eekabuy coming up.

[02:14:24] Counter terrorists win.

[02:14:26] Come on, man!

[02:14:27] At least one win so I can ult the four.

[02:14:33] And they get free off the CTs.

[02:14:37] GG.

[02:14:38] GG.

[02:14:39] Let's see who's got the bomb.

[02:14:40] Wait, wait, Sterling's got the bomb.

[02:14:42] Sterling's got the bomb.

[02:14:46] Oh my god.

[02:14:47] Oh my god.

[02:14:50] And we got, we got bomb money.

[02:14:53] Here we go.

[02:14:54] Here we go.

[02:14:55] Here we go.

[02:15:00] There it is.

[02:15:01] There it is.

[02:15:02] Bro, pick up the hop!

[02:15:04] Okay, he had enough money. He had enough money. It's all good. It's all good.

[02:15:08] And they get free of the CTs.

[02:15:12] There it is. There it is.

[02:15:14] Holy shit, bring it home.

[02:15:16] Match point. Time to see if there's anything.

[02:15:19] Bring it home. We got something here.

[02:15:23] Don't tie it, please.

[02:15:25] Yes!

[02:15:32] there it is boys. Hey, the guy we paid the most actually carried the team. What the hell?

[02:15:48] What the fuck? Oh shit. Alright, get stuff man, get stuff. Chat, we are going to next

[02:15:55] It's game in after I piss, hold up.

[02:17:25] Bro

[02:17:28] Test test test what the hell oh, that's weird I can't hear myself. All right, we're good

[02:17:45] Yeah, this game wasn't bad

[02:17:47] even though we had a very rough start.

[02:17:50] All right, next game as we continue,

[02:17:54] we're jumping to another world premiere here.

[02:18:06] We got a brand new one coming out here.

[02:18:09] I remember seeing the trailer for this game.

[02:18:11] I totally forgot about it,

[02:18:12] but an actual new one coming out.

[02:18:15] Not some bullshit, but an actual new one dropping here.

[02:18:25] The next game is known as...

[02:18:40] I know there's no multiplayer, but maybe learn the game for multiplayer when they drop it.

[02:18:45] Backyard base bowl.

[02:19:14] We went from esports to sports.

[02:19:36] It's not a remake, this is like their actual new one.

[02:19:39] Previous one I played was

[02:19:45] Like a re-release or something

[02:19:50] Yeah, I think it was like their steam release or a port or something

[02:19:54] One or the other this is an actual the actual new one

[02:20:05] Oh

[02:20:07] Let's see what we have going on here, screen shake, reduce flashing, and we're good.

[02:20:14] I do not remember how to play this game at all.

[02:20:19] I think we're good.

[02:20:21] Save.

[02:20:24] Shoes coach!

[02:20:25] Oh god!

[02:20:28] Coach icon.

[02:20:29] All right.

[02:20:31] Another fucking coach.

[02:20:32] Let's go with this fucking pigeon.

[02:20:35] What's your coach's name?

[02:20:40] Chad, what's the coach's name?

[02:20:42] Alright, Potato's got another job.

[02:20:44] Coach Potato.

[02:20:46] Alright, the eSports venture failed,

[02:20:49] and I decided to follow Keanu Reeves

[02:20:54] and coach a baseball team.

[02:20:58] What?!

[02:20:59] That's- I was just inappropriate.

[02:21:01] Potatoes.

[02:21:03] Oh my god, pot of course.

[02:21:10] Potata!

[02:21:12] Potata!

[02:21:14] Potata potato?

[02:21:16] Potato.

[02:21:19] And...

[02:21:22] hilarious.

[02:21:25] Oh, before I was guessed.

[02:21:30] Back in the backyard, press for season play.

[02:21:37] Pickup games, what is better in this game?

[02:21:40] You playing the league?

[02:21:42] I guess we could do a pickup game, just to learn it first.

[02:21:47] Yeah, online, this game is gonna have online.

[02:21:50] That's what I'm talking about.

[02:21:51] It was supposed to be here at launch, but then nope.

[02:21:54] tutorial tutorial just play it I agree I say quick play

[02:22:12] default default oh you can actually choose the night as well that's baseball

[02:22:20] Pitch mode, swing spot, innings, six errors, on-off.

[02:22:25] It's gonna be fall settings.

[02:22:32] Playground, Commons.

[02:22:34] A hearty hi-ho to all sports fans from Sunny Day and Vinny the Gooch.

[02:22:38] How many times do I gotta tell you?

[02:22:41] The Gooch, under no circumstances whatsoever, says hi-ho.

[02:22:45] Just yo.

[02:22:47] Alrighty then, Vinny. A lovely yo.

[02:22:49] Honey of the Gooch?

[02:23:19] versus humongous rocket.

[02:23:21] This is the kind of-

[02:23:22] Mighty Bananas!

[02:23:23] ...the man I exiled.

[02:23:24] Let's get down to business.

[02:23:26] Yeah, I'll be the Mighty Bananas.

[02:23:30] Luann Luann and her trusty sidekick, Teddy, are at bat.

[02:23:33] Some say that Luann is the spirit of a legendary ball player.

[02:23:38] And that's why Luann is such a great player.

[02:23:41] I just made that up.

[02:23:43] And Sidney Weber takes the mount.

[02:23:45] Alright, I'm pitching, I'm pitching.

[02:23:47] Yes it is. Ashley Weber takes them out. I think that's right back to the pitcher. Oh.

[02:23:54] Flux it. Wait. First base is up to five. Stretch is out for the ball. Oh my God, wait, wait,

[02:24:00] wait. Oh my God, I'm going to have to...

[02:24:03] Thieves. Thieves. Snatched it. Three beds, no beefs. Dives for it. I'm really going to

[02:24:09] knock it out of the park. Pete Wheeler has stepped up to bat.

[02:24:13] It's all good. It's all good.

[02:24:15] This is the tutorial, bro.

[02:24:18] This is the tutorial.

[02:24:25] Alright, here we go.

[02:24:37] It's all good. It's all good.

[02:24:43] not be the fastest but with a swing like that slow ball slow ball actually I

[02:24:47] want to get a good heat and that's a strike easy easy easy I failed out

[02:25:02] Scripted nice

[02:25:14] Alright here we go here we go

[02:25:31] Stubbed her toe and shouted so loudly you could actually hear her voice. Oh, you can change where they are

[02:25:41] Oh, you can change their positioning

[02:25:43] T whistle and then you can do the bat batting lineup and fielding as well and

[02:25:49] Then sure man

[02:25:52] We're gonna do another heat here. I don't know what the juices

[02:26:01] Easy

[02:26:10] All right

[02:26:16] How do you do this? How do you do this? When do I swing?

[02:26:23] Okay, okay, that's strike two. It's all good. It's all good. Hold hold

[02:26:31] there it is

[02:26:45] I was watching the little circle

[02:26:50] oh he's a power hitter

[02:26:55] he's a power hitter, here we go

[02:27:01] Oh, no, she's out say

[02:27:10] That was close

[02:27:17] Squared I don't know what that means

[02:27:23] That was a foul

[02:27:31] Excuse me excuse me fine drive

[02:27:47] What am I looking at what am I looking at what I'm batting am I looking at the ball or the shadow the little circle there's like a spit

[02:27:57] There's an element a

[02:27:59] a worm burner no bro go back in a game if you don't get on base oh shit we got

[02:28:08] two outs or slam dunks or homers Ernie steel is no joke his batting is a hit

[02:28:14] every time unlike his just maybe maybe maybe maybe oh faces loaded

[02:28:24] Bases loaded, okay, okay.

[02:28:30] Sally, you gotta hit this shit.

[02:28:32] You got to hit this.

[02:28:45] Wow. Wow.

[02:28:48] Okay, okay, okay. Still bases loaded, one end.

[02:28:54] bat one half of the infamous weather twins dude that's ever one this is okay it

[02:28:59] was a ball it was a ball all right okay all right

[02:29:05] we have no get him in okay okay okay yeah I could see online being good shit

[02:29:16] in this game I could see it being very nice all right one one ever energetic

[02:29:22] Breaking house stepping up to fast. We want a better not some cheetah chatter right hook loves to talk right hook right here

[02:29:34] One man is easy through get her out of here. I still don't know what the juices chow fuck is the juice

[02:29:44] Now is not the time to choke to strike is it the pitchers overall energy

[02:29:49] slow ball right there

[02:29:56] a little outside

[02:29:57] okay wait wait wait how do i have i have sorry that's okay

[02:30:00] i'm over there

[02:30:04] you gotta swing at the right time to hit the ball

[02:30:06] i found it i found it

[02:30:08] we talk about it again after the game

[02:30:10] just send a smith look to earn her mvp nickname at that

[02:30:14] if you're cindersmith she puts the power in your heart

[02:30:17] Special whoa zigzag. Oh shit

[02:30:24] The zigzag why not always aim for like the shitty corners

[02:30:33] Yeah, I don't know how anybody's hitting that I'm just gonna keep doing slowballs down below

[02:30:39] So what happens when our juice runs out? Oh, that was a perfect

[02:30:50] Guys don't copy this online. If you copy this shit online, I know. I'll know how to counter it

[02:31:00] She's a dancer the top speller in her grade a swimmer but a batter I guess we'll just wait and see

[02:31:09] I failed but

[02:31:17] Hold on it's a little weird who's running

[02:31:22] Tony can hit with some strong top

[02:31:25] Maybe it's a lucky lally

[02:31:27] Oh another zigzagger here we go here we go

[02:31:30] a little I heat right up top right there

[02:31:41] there it is wait if you know what they

[02:31:57] did one more out cuz I was gonna say

[02:31:58] Second base could have gone

[02:32:04] Alright

[02:32:08] Line drive?

[02:32:13] Are you serious?

[02:32:15] Are you fucking kidding me?

[02:32:22] Ricky, come on bro

[02:32:24] Ricky!

[02:32:28] are you serious run what are we what is this what are these hits come on

[02:32:50] Ashley you got this I'm here to win are you serious one no no no I got a

[02:32:59] a bunch it we're going for a bunch

[02:33:03] okay oh shit

[02:33:08] grounder okay like a beetle

[02:33:17] Wow.

[02:33:21] Wow.

[02:33:27] That was interesting.

[02:33:29] Left hook?

[02:33:31] This looks like the icon change or something.

[02:33:39] No way. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

[02:33:43] Holy shit dude.

[02:33:47] We have

[02:33:54] You can just hold the the buns, oh, can you?

[02:34:17] I'm gonna smack this one for sure. It's okay

[02:34:30] Right one it still works it still works

[02:34:38] How do you miss

[02:34:47] My nose is running again.

[02:34:55] Rounder to right field. What is that?

[02:34:58] This will be easy for you.

[02:35:00] She may not say one special right field.

[02:35:02] But she definitely needs to.

[02:35:03] When two of the outfielders are next to each other?

[02:35:06] This few is mean as men.

[02:35:08] When two of the outfielders are next to each other, it's a little weird.

[02:35:11] You don't know who's going to get tagged.

[02:35:14] And that's a strike.

[02:35:17] But you can't hit this one throw it outside the square sometimes. Yeah, so they like swing bait the swing

[02:35:24] It's hard to tell how much

[02:35:27] Strike to it's hard to tell how much like the AI is gonna eat the bait

[02:35:41] They brought home the bacon do over I call it you over. Oh my god

[02:35:47] It's rare to see Gretchen hassle off with her not clothes, so she must be focused on hitting a home run.

[02:35:53] If this kid could hit like she can talk, this would be a swimming and a knit.

[02:35:59] Every corner, every corner.

[02:36:02] We've got a hold of it. Full extension.

[02:36:06] Buddy, are you serious?

[02:36:10] Dude, the controls are fucking me right now. The controls are fucking me.

[02:36:17] It's the MVP herself. Just send a smith walking up the fact

[02:36:22] They don't call her MVP for right hook this kid will send you

[02:36:29] Say goodbye to that one folks. It's taking a victory lap. We'll really testing the limits of gravity today

[02:36:40] Okay

[02:36:42] That's all good. It's all good. Hold on, hold on. How many innings?

[02:37:05] I'm worried, man. I'm worried, bro. I'm worried!

[02:37:12] Finally! Alright.

[02:37:19] Okay, I need insane homeruns now.

[02:37:26] Here we go, here we go.

[02:37:31] I believe.

[02:37:34] Click comeback.

[02:37:39] No!

[02:37:42] Why do they all hit it like fucks?

[02:37:44] He's also rocked the stadium with his petty hits!

[02:37:47] Should I just keep doing power hits?

[02:37:49] This smugger is no joke.

[02:37:51] Just make sure he has his pre-gift.

[02:37:54] That ball was hit so high I forgot time to do my taxes.

[02:37:58] I sure hope the umpire can find his glasses.

[02:38:02] Man!

[02:38:03] The living legend, Pablo Sanchez is here to show us how it's done.

[02:38:07] Pablo, please.

[02:38:09] Pablo, please, man.

[02:38:20] Oh my god.

[02:38:25] It's okay. It's okay. Squared stance.

[02:38:30] Buddy!

[02:38:39] Home run flavor give it up for

[02:38:43] Every time Tony steps up to bat. I want a lollipop. I wonder if he has any sour green apple once

[02:38:52] Rounder through the gap

[02:39:01] It's still possible she's speedier than a grizzly can I change pitchers catcher can even get the ball out of

[02:39:10] There must be a way to change the pictures

[02:39:18] Not too slow dude too slow

[02:39:39] Who is the best?

[02:39:46] Who is the best?

[02:39:52] Pablo's really good at pitching.

[02:39:54] Alright, Pablo's literally the best at pitching.

[02:40:03] They're all, yeah, but he's actually, he's good at everything.

[02:40:08] We need him. We need him right now. This is the time.

[02:40:16] All right, it's the changes.

[02:40:19] They call him what a secret.

[02:40:22] One strike, still some breathing room.

[02:40:24] Hello.

[02:40:29] There's two strikes. No more room for error here.

[02:40:35] He's crazy.

[02:40:36] at the right time he's crazy careful now when the pressure is on nobody is cooler than sugar

[02:40:46] a pop. Bob load. Rainberry ball, big freeze. Yeah, straight out of a video game. And that's

[02:41:06] Strike oh that one's fucked up rainberry ball

[02:41:23] Oh insane it's our turn now. He's insane

[02:41:27] Better rain higher for this one. All right. I'll hit that put your heart

[02:41:32] Come on

[02:41:36] Managed to slip through what the hell was that pitch?

[02:41:43] How are they always in the direct spot do this game's fucking rig

[02:41:49] Trying to set a good example. Sally dogs is stepping up to the plate. Watch how the boss does it rounder

[02:41:57] rounder

[02:42:06] Back to the dugout.

[02:42:09] Ashley Weber is...

[02:42:10] Oops! I mean, Sidney Weber is up to bat.

[02:42:13] Order on the court.

[02:42:17] That one's headed way back!

[02:42:19] Oh my god! We can do it! Okay, okay!

[02:42:22] Run her on first.

[02:42:23] Alright, alright, alright. We're chillin', we're chillin'.

[02:42:26] Shamping at the fit to hit, it's Dante Robinson!

[02:42:30] Big swing, big appetite! Let's go!

[02:42:33] Bunt it. Bunt this shit.

[02:42:35] Over to the closed

[02:42:47] Get shit get shit get shit

[02:42:53] Load the bases Ricky we're going bump-trap want that shit closed

[02:43:05] dirt

[02:43:15] I lost man

[02:43:23] Are you kidding?

[02:43:26] Yo, good

[02:43:29] Buddy buddy, you're choking

[02:43:35] Oh my god, I'm gonna just say that zigzag

[02:43:49] Easy

[02:43:56] Was it six innings?

[02:43:58] Oh, it's what's there.

[02:44:04] Oh, double-out nice.

[02:44:15] Are you? That one was so good.

[02:44:24] She auto runs? I s-

[02:44:28] There we go. There we go. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Okay

[02:44:40] You got this man take that take it right you got it you got it this one one thing one thing a

[02:44:51] Little doinkers the fielders got it

[02:44:54] Okay. Okay, okay, okay. He used all his stamina.

[02:45:06] Here we go. I don't have my special.

[02:45:13] Oh, shit!

[02:45:21] Okay, okay.

[02:45:24] the comeback the comeback yes we need two more we're still we're still in the

[02:45:36] game oh my god screaming line drive

[02:45:54] Dude that wastes the special oh my god oh shit

[02:46:02] Little to the left I'll get I'll get I'll get

[02:46:07] Good all right, all right chill chill

[02:46:11] Pictures better rain higher for this one early up to that

[02:46:15] But but but maxi and his height

[02:46:19] You see I'm scramble

[02:46:24] It's okay. It's okay. It happens.

[02:46:28] The boss has come to take control of the game. It's Sally's off to bat.

[02:46:32] She'll hit that ball with the full weight of life's responsibilities and send it packing.

[02:46:42] Dude, what is the point of that? What is the point of the open stance?

[02:46:47] I

[02:46:53] That one's in other fucker

[02:47:00] It's all good Pablo Pablo's on second base

[02:47:04] It's Sydney Weber all those tennis lessons have let sent in select. Oh my god sliced it like a pizza

[02:47:13] All right, all right, he's on third base

[02:47:17] Oh my god. Are we passing the ball? Are we passing the ball?

[02:47:36] Why are you running away?

[02:47:47] I'd like to see you dance ballet on point

[02:47:55] And I wrote this exact

[02:48:01] Dude all I'm for this game is gonna be great

[02:48:05] There's actually a lot you can do I don't know what determines if you're gonna get a home run if it's RNG

[02:48:10] You can feel the confidence put off by Tony Delbeco. Okay, sleep. Let's see what you got

[02:48:17] I'm gonna say you've watched under 10 baseball games ever. Um, pretty much, yes.

[02:48:28] Bro thinks he's flexing because he sits on a couch and watches the sport longer than I.

[02:48:47] Drone is down here

[02:48:52] All right, here we go here we go

[02:48:58] And that's another gist of baseball. I'm not like that deep and so went to bunt and all that I don't really know

[02:49:07] That's too

[02:49:12] All right, adios. Oh

[02:49:15] Shit crazy ball right in the middle

[02:49:17] Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank God, thank God.

[02:49:22] Okay, holy shit, she actually hit it.

[02:49:30] Alright, this is our only opportunity.

[02:49:35] When do you, when do you change your stance?

[02:49:38] This is our only opportunity, it's over after this.

[02:49:44] Oh, shit!

[02:49:47] It won't be back any time soon off only bases were loaded, but it's okay

[02:49:57] All right, nice nice

[02:50:02] He's a soft-spoken fellow with a passion for defense come on

[02:50:07] He has better foot I could mission then hand I

[02:50:10] We don't need a sprint, don't sprint, hold the sprint, hold.

[02:50:28] Do I ground this on an open?

[02:50:29] Save.

[02:50:30] Oh shit.

[02:50:31] What bun's gonna drive people mad trying to grab it?

[02:50:35] Save.

[02:50:36] Runners on first and second.

[02:50:38] Oh, shit.

[02:50:40] He may not be greedy easy, but reach wording tickets.

[02:50:43] Come on, reach!

[02:50:45] Reach? It's all up to you. Get the homerun, man.

[02:50:50] Come on, come on.

[02:50:56] That one's trying to reach the cloud!

[02:50:58] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[02:50:59] Dude, bases are unloaded.

[02:51:04] Holy shit.

[02:51:06] Okay.

[02:51:12] Okay, okay.

[02:51:18] It's fine! It's okay!

[02:51:21] I don't have a special.

[02:51:23] We got it. We got it.

[02:51:32] Hide game. Hide game.

[02:51:37] Hide game. Okay.

[02:51:41] Oh, shit.

[02:51:45] Pablo, you need to do this, man. Grand slam.

[02:51:49] Come on

[02:51:55] There it is we're wet we won we actually won

[02:51:59] We actually won now we're just farming

[02:52:05] There it is boys

[02:52:13] Still got it

[02:52:15] Shills from that performance baseball never looked so good easy to come back. I

[02:52:23] Think the league league players where it's at though, right?

[02:52:29] New team

[02:52:31] Shift click the robot, Pagoli 6.

[02:52:45] Oh, just the Pagolis.

[02:52:51] The neg out.

[02:52:52] Change the logo.

[02:52:53] There it is, black hats, game adjective, super duper, super duper, super duper, super duper,

[02:53:19] Customize, finish editing, home field, difficulty level, three innings, birthday boost, and

[02:53:36] I play at night. Wait, did I not save it?

[02:53:54] Wait a minute. I can't- I don't know- I don't know what the f**k I did. I don't know what the f**k I did.

[02:54:01] I did not go max difficulty. This is Sam lot star. Yeah, I lost the color. I don't know how to go back

[02:54:13] Three innings, I don't know whatever

[02:54:20] Auto-pick team

[02:54:22] All right, Kenny Kawaguchi, he's our main pitcher.

[02:54:34] I believe you, bro.

[02:54:35] You're our main pitcher.

[02:54:36] He's our main pitcher, boys.

[02:54:39] We don't fuck around.

[02:54:40] Kenny K?

[02:54:41] Kenny K is our main guy.

[02:54:46] Do their stats go up at all?

[02:54:51] Dude, Pablo Sanchez is literally a cheat code.

[02:54:54] He's Hacks.

[02:54:57] He's literally Hacks.

[02:55:06] Auto pick the rest.

[02:55:09] We'll take it. This is the team.

[02:55:14] Steel Stadium.

[02:55:18] I think Auto lines them up.

[02:55:19] Oh my god, an orange eat Pablo dude. Yeah, Pablo's gotta be banned online because everybody's gonna have him on your team.

[02:55:49] People won't want it and if Vinnie likes that thing then there'll be more

[02:56:06] Fuck em up man, let's start let's show them what's that is our first league match

[02:56:19] Oh, wow, man!

[02:56:27] He's crazy, dude. He's crazy.

[02:56:35] Oh, look at that.

[02:56:37] Another homerun.

[02:56:45] Get that shit outta here.

[02:56:48] Okay.

[02:56:49] Apparently the all my past is coming out in a while

[02:56:55] Like three months

[02:57:05] You know if I got delayed hopefully that just means they're gonna fix up

[02:57:09] They're next to him.

[02:57:15] When do you do a line drive?

[02:57:19] Where are the baseball weebs at?

[02:57:20] Where are the bebes at?

[02:57:23] When do you line drive?

[02:57:27] Okay, bro.

[02:57:34] With non-power hitters?

[02:57:39] Oh, there you go, bye!

[02:57:40] Nice play by the defense.

[02:57:42] Oh, shit.

[02:57:46] Stepping up to bat is the ever-calculating Dimitri Petrovich.

[02:57:50] His strategy's off-lawless.

[02:57:52] Come on, Dimitri.

[02:57:53] He knows every baseball.

[02:57:54] Dimitri, everybody gets a power hit.

[02:57:57] Rounder through the cap.

[02:57:58] Oh, you killed everybody.

[02:57:59] You killed everybody.

[02:58:00] I am the side responsible.

[02:58:02] I'm taking the mound today.

[02:58:04] This batter is cleaning the bases.

[02:58:07] Now, here's a kid who looks like they've prepped her.

[02:58:10] Who's her pitcher, actually, in the lineup?

[02:58:12] Oh, wait, what?

[02:58:13] She's...

[02:58:15] She has the highest pitching stats.

[02:58:17] Just their home run chop.

[02:58:18] She's crazy.

[02:58:19] I'm gonna give her this morning.

[02:58:20] Bad or not a broken leg.

[02:58:22] She may not have the strongest arms,

[02:58:24] but don't let that fool you.

[02:58:26] Whatever.

[02:58:26] She's one splendid pitcher.

[02:58:27] What are you on for?

[02:58:28] No, this has been a scene of pitcher.

[02:58:30] Here comes the apron put's newest ex,

[02:58:34] Joey the proper and ready to deal.

[02:58:36] Let's see if this kid can actually ball.

[02:58:39] Oh, right back to the pitcher.

[02:58:41] Oh, hey, batter, batter, batter, batter.

[02:58:42] Snags it off the dirt.

[02:58:43] Are you kidding me?

[02:58:45] Runner's on first and second.

[02:58:46] Look out!

[02:58:47] Yikes.

[02:58:48] Here comes the newcomer.

[02:58:49] Ready to rock this stadium.

[02:58:51] The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer.

[02:58:54] No pressure, kid.

[02:58:56] Way up in the air!

[02:58:58] And the fielder dies.

[02:58:59] That's an out.

[02:59:00] You got this.

[02:59:02] That was close.

[02:59:03] Okay, okay.

[02:59:04] Yeah, we gotta watch her.

[02:59:06] Right there, right there.

[02:59:13] Oh, it's Ro!

[02:59:20] Dude, he takes five years to recover off the dive.

[02:59:26] Shit.

[02:59:31] It looks like they've practiced their blunder on the pitch.

[02:59:34] Nice, nice, nice.

[02:59:35] I'm gonna go stand some running.

[02:59:36] Bow, bow.

[02:59:45] Up with it.

[02:59:45] The player's it over.

[02:59:46] Wow.

[02:59:47] Have you ever seen such a play?

[02:59:49] Damn man, they tied it.

[02:59:50] That's a point.

[02:59:51] I'm leaving the faintings.

[02:59:53] I should have-

[02:59:54] How'd his buzzing for the newcomer come in?

[02:59:55] I should have ran to-

[02:59:56] No question, kid.

[02:59:58] Just the entire neighborhood waiting to see if you're the real deal.

[03:00:03] I should have ran to

[03:00:05] one man on base.

[03:00:11] He.

[03:00:15] Solid hit picks it up.

[03:00:28] I said I think I said it's a three innings. I'm pretty sure

[03:00:40] This one's coming in with some heat and that's a ball folks. That's a ball folks.

[03:00:49] Line drive. It broke. He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good.

[03:00:57] He's got a runner on first.

[03:01:00] Oh, it's cool under pressure. It's Angela Sugarpop Del Vecchio. She may not be the fastest,

[03:01:07] Or with a swing like that line drive take this time around the bases open line drive

[03:01:16] And I regret that

[03:01:20] Wow all that did was get him out

[03:01:27] All right, Kenny strong hitter this young batter means business

[03:01:31] That's good, that's good.

[03:01:36] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:01:41] Come on, get it!

[03:01:46] Kenny, this is your debut, bro. Come on, dude.

[03:01:51] It's okay, it's okay.

[03:01:56] It's okay, it's okay

[03:02:11] All right, Markies got this mark

[03:02:23] There it is there it is

[03:02:26] Look out! Here comes the newcomer. Ready to rock the stadium.

[03:02:31] Let's see if this kid can actually ball, or if they're just good-stated then.

[03:02:36] A slow roller!

[03:02:40] And there, out of there! You are the only confidence put off by Tony Delbechio.

[03:02:45] Tony can hit with some strong top. Maybe it's a lucky lullipop.

[03:02:50] Slow ball.

[03:02:52] That one gets through. Easy out for the defense. Here comes the paper print's newest ace, towing

[03:03:01] the rubber and ready to deal. The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer. No pressure kid.

[03:03:08] That swing must have been practiced for hours.

[03:03:10] Have a look at that one set at the beginning.

[03:06:10] Wait, is this a time thing?

[03:06:20] What happened?

[03:06:21] Is this a time thing?

[03:06:22] What happened?

[03:06:23] Alright.

[03:06:24] Hello!

[03:06:25] Even though the same type thing doesn't speak any English, we all know he's a rabid.

[03:06:32] Alright.

[03:06:33] Hello!

[03:06:37] Swing goes the better!

[03:06:41] There he always hits it.

[03:06:42] All his...

[03:06:43] Yeah, Pablo's not banned in online magements.

[03:06:47] We have Pete Healer stepping up to the plate.

[03:06:50] Slammer has it that Pete once ran so fast that he schoos the lot.

[03:06:53] Everyone's gonna just choose the highest that character so it just comes down to like a nasty pitch with a lot of

[03:07:00] clients

[03:07:03] Runners on first and second

[03:07:07] Looking in her element out here in the fresh air. It's any Frazier Annie is as gentle as they come

[03:07:14] But when it comes sometimes the best swing is barely a swing

[03:07:17] Oh

[03:07:20] Wow

[03:07:22] Scoops it up. Come on and it

[03:07:30] Oh here we go crazy bunt

[03:07:41] Wait, that was great that was great

[03:07:47] Dmitry! Dmitry!

[03:07:51] Pull out your pens and paper, people! Dmitry's coming up to bat with some green things!

[03:07:55] Dmitry! Grants lava here, bro!

[03:07:57] Dmitry has calculated the perfect way to hit a baseball. Let's see if...

[03:08:01] That swing must have been practiced for hours! Send it!

[03:08:06] Say goodbye because the runner's out!

[03:08:09] Wait!

[03:08:11] Home safe! Mark the board!

[03:08:13] Can you beat?

[03:08:14] Can you beat?

[03:08:29] I don't care you will make it to that base

[03:08:35] Runners on first and third

[03:08:44] I

[03:08:48] Clean pitch down the line

[03:08:51] Mix it up out in seconds

[03:08:55] We're incredible. Oh run was just scored

[03:09:03] Always cool under pressure. It's Angela sugar pop tell Becky. I'll power hit

[03:09:14] Banana banana

[03:09:19] Oh, he's he's out

[03:09:30] Watch me then how are they winning this?

[03:09:44] Oh, I failed, uh-oh.

[03:09:54] What if failing the pitch is a strat, though?

[03:09:59] Just failing it does change the trajectory.

[03:10:08] That's a strike.

[03:10:10] Did you forget your glasses?

[03:10:14] Where'd the ball go?

[03:10:16] And...heat.

[03:10:18] Heat.

[03:10:19] Heat right there.

[03:10:22] This week at the right time, the least one team showed up for this game.

[03:10:28] And won the match.

[03:10:31] Beautiful game. Beautiful game.

[03:10:33] All right, next game as we continue, boys.

[03:10:42] We are jumping into a game known as a potential Alta 4,

[03:10:51] but all good, a game known as, hold up.

[03:11:33] Skim is called Machine Fall.

[03:11:40] Let's see what we have here.

[03:11:50] We've been living like this for generations, trying to survive day by day, scavenging,

[03:11:54] starving, hiding, and nobody knows what really happened during the event.

[03:11:57] Even if you ask the elders, they have no answers.

[03:12:00] But one thing they'll tell you for sure, one day the machines will come back.

[03:12:07] And when they do, you'll have only two options, fight or run.

[03:12:13] Oh god.

[03:12:16] The light is tough and we have to work hard to make a living.

[03:12:22] You were sent to a lumber cab outside of those to get supplies for the winter just another

[03:12:30] day in the wilderness.

[03:12:31] Whoa!

[03:12:32] Whoa!

[03:12:33] We're in South America.

[03:12:35] What are we doing here?

[03:12:38] We're in Venezuela.

[03:12:40] Whoa!

[03:12:41] What the hell?

[03:12:43] What the hell?

[03:12:46] Oh, what the hell?

[03:13:00] Wait, it's getting late?

[03:13:02] And you... wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

[03:13:16] It's getting late and you need to get back to base, but the bridge over the river has

[03:13:21] collapsed.

[03:13:22] It was your only way back.

[03:13:23] Select the soldier and right click on the broken bridge.

[03:13:27] Okay, wait.

[03:13:29] We have 74 units.

[03:13:31] Workers, recruits, veterans, elites, and they can repair the bridge.

[03:13:39] Bridge demolish

[03:13:57] Okay, okay, that was the wrong bridge apparently

[03:14:01] It's the wrong guy.

[03:14:12] Wrong bridge, wrong guy.

[03:14:13] You must send the soldiers right on the road, right click to move.

[03:14:20] I think you are like actually trying to defend the whole planet or something.

[03:14:24] Whoa.

[03:14:25] But this is our base of operations and it looks like we have a problem.

[03:14:30] We're united with your friends.

[03:14:36] We're united with your friends, you're ready to set off back to base.

[03:14:39] Keep on the road along the shore to select multiple units, drag a rectangle around them.

[03:14:56] Okay.

[03:15:00] I lost the guy.

[03:15:07] Oh, here they are.

[03:15:13] So it looks like they have a truck full of crew and some veterans.

[03:15:20] And if TAC takes 2 vice-president Woods, our Sully's following with bugs, charge and

[03:15:29] kill every bug that stands in your way.

[03:15:33] Oh, these are the bugs.

[03:15:39] Ew.

[03:15:41] Are they going to die?

[03:16:05] Pick up veteran?

[03:16:06] I think these are all like supply routes.

[03:16:09] Oh, there's a depot here.

[03:16:27] Okay, let's go alert the base.

[03:16:35] Wow.

[03:16:39] Get the archers to the wall.

[03:16:45] You look like the archers.

[03:16:54] Maybe I'm supposed to get them here.

[03:16:59] Do whatever you can to get the archers to the wall.

[03:17:05] The enemy is coming.

[03:17:06] Yeah, what the hell are these guys doing?

[03:17:08] They're near barbed wire.

[03:17:14] Call the road assholes.

[03:17:20] All right, I think I'm doing this right.

[03:17:23] Now let's have this wall here.

[03:17:31] Um...

[03:17:36] We are under attack, the enemy forces are overwhelming, we don't know if we'll make it, but we'll fight with everything we've got.

[03:17:44] Oh, it was telling me right here. Oh, this is the swarm. Ew.

[03:17:51] So you can see where everybody's getting attacked.

[03:17:55] There's some way- oh, they're already on the wall, so I think we're okay.

[03:18:00] You guys are still here, and I can't hear you.

[03:18:17] They're just like stuck.

[03:18:20] What now?

[03:18:22] Oh, looks like the collectors literally just collect a bunch of human trash to go through.

[03:18:38] What's happening?

[03:18:39] It's a bunch of bugs and we're humanity trying to stop the scourge.

[03:18:52] Do you like make a bunch of different strongholds all over the world?

[03:19:01] Ew!

[03:19:18] From the west?

[03:19:20] Okay, so we're dead.

[03:19:22] I don't know what you want me to do here again.

[03:19:52] It looks like they're doing something.

[03:20:10] Run!

[03:20:13] Oh, let's get off the rack!

[03:20:20] Oh, let's get off the rack!

[03:20:27] Oh, let's get off the rack!

[03:20:36] We had nothing but each other on the open water, no plans, just the promise of somewhere new.

[03:20:47] The battle was lost, but we survived.

[03:20:54] Now we drift towards a place to begin again.

[03:20:58] Okay, yo, now the game begins.

[03:21:06] Not a model.

[03:21:08] Select starting location.

[03:21:09] Where do we start?

[03:21:14] Population zero.

[03:21:15] Okay, where are we starting, fellas?

[03:21:17] Where are we going?

[03:21:18] Are we going to Africa?

[03:21:19] Should we go to, uh...

[03:21:20] Oh, it tells you where all the resources are.

[03:21:25] What do we start?

[03:21:32] Turkey?

[03:21:33] No.

[03:21:34] Up in the GUI!

[03:21:37] Do we start in America?

[03:21:43] Sure, we could do New Zealand.

[03:21:51] What are we doing?

[03:21:56] Yeah, New Zealand would work.

[03:22:17] Tasmania?

[03:22:18] Tasmania start

[03:22:21] All right, how does this game work the last remaining population demolish

[03:22:31] Tech tree and objectives like new objective from tech tree

[03:22:36] Repairing houses

[03:22:41] Increased population have to go into a new city and repair it

[03:22:48] Prepare house to get new worker, second floor, third floor.

[03:22:55] Okay, now select all military, view, defense, building tags, unit icons, and then...

[03:23:11] I can't do anything else here.

[03:23:23] Maybe they ought to repair.

[03:23:31] Okay, there we go. They're repairing the house.

[03:23:34] I wonder if I can just make them repair everything.

[03:23:36] Oh, they already do.

[03:23:37] Okay, they already...

[03:23:39] They repair everything by themselves.

[03:23:41] Okay, so they'll all have some houses

[03:23:47] And now we're gonna have a lumber camp

[03:23:54] Okay production we're gonna have a lumber camp. I don't know what the red means

[03:24:01] But we'll have some lumber camps here

[03:24:06] Let's see what happens

[03:24:08] And all the houses are coming up.

[03:24:16] Workers and soldiers each repaired house gives you one worker if a repaired house receives

[03:24:20] enough supply of water and new soldiers recruited.

[03:24:24] Okay, so we need to upgrade a house to get shit.

[03:24:31] Lumber Camp is the only thing we can make right now.

[03:24:35] I don't know why, oh it's Waz that removed this.

[03:24:42] Let's get a well going.

[03:24:51] Did that say a hundred workers?

[03:25:02] And then where are our resources so we have 60 workers like all idle there's 52 idle 39

[03:25:16] All right interesting

[03:25:20] They're not really going over to mm-hmm. Oh, that's she she's building it over there

[03:25:27] And then in the meantime village

[03:25:29] Storage is going to be needed in this too, but first we build this.

[03:25:37] I wonder if I should like move along.

[03:25:42] These people aren't even doing shit.

[03:25:47] Alright, all the workers go and build.

[03:25:51] Oh, they actually already built it really fast.

[03:25:55] Construction camp.

[03:25:58] So now, do we have people collecting?

[03:26:02] What is it?

[03:26:04] Are we actually getting any lumber? Production?

[03:26:07] What the hell happened to our lumber camps?

[03:26:11] What the hell, dude?

[03:26:14] Alright.

[03:26:16] Build!

[03:26:21] Help construct new buildings and repair damaged ones.

[03:26:28] Okay, we're gonna get a bunch of lumber camps here

[03:26:42] There you go three done

[03:26:47] Small storage

[03:26:52] Lumberjack once like once like all it's only one lumberjack per

[03:26:56] Really. Small storage. Right there should be good. And now we chill. Yeah, two wells here.

[03:27:13] Oh, eventually we help the whole world. The cool part about this game is how it's like all of Earth.

[03:27:23] Oh my god Japan.

[03:27:27] Japan!

[03:27:29] Oh my god the infestation.

[03:27:32] That's where it started.

[03:27:35] And somewhere in Africa.

[03:27:39] Oh no.

[03:27:42] Oh no dude.

[03:27:45] And Chile.

[03:27:48] Oh god.

[03:27:50] and in Canada. Where the fuck is- oh. Okay, how we doing?

[03:28:10] Roads.

[03:28:25] Okay, we got some roads forming now. Feels good.

[03:28:33] Wood produced materials.

[03:28:41] I feel like some more lumber camps would be good.

[03:28:47] And some defenses so we can start walling the whole place.

[03:28:52] Let's bring another lumber camp out here.

[03:28:57] 66 workers available.

[03:28:59] Yeah, what do we get like, weapons?

[03:29:04] Oh, bridges?

[03:29:15] Barbed wire.

[03:29:16] I don't know, right here for now?

[03:29:26] We get a little barbed wire covered with trees and it looks like the lumber?

[03:29:29] camp. I swear the lumber camp does not actually remove trees in this game. Construction camp.

[03:29:45] Wait, what is this? Is this considered a construction camp? A house. Help construct new buildings.

[03:29:55] I've already built one unless these are all the these are literally houses

[03:30:08] Okay, let's build more barbed wire I think this is the right route I'm not

[03:30:36] I'm not really sure.

[03:30:40] They are billions like, yeah.

[03:30:42] New tech.

[03:30:46] Marketplace.

[03:30:48] Distribute water to different houses.

[03:30:52] Perfect spot. Right on the road.

[03:30:56] That seems like the workers just quickly go into the tasks and you don't need to assign, but then there's also so many workers just like AFK.

[03:31:06] If so many of them could be helping, but they're not.

[03:31:12] Yeah, maybe I could also make more wells.

[03:31:19] Why not flood the coast with some wells?

[03:31:36] Supply houses, I guess I need the collecting rags or marketplace in order to do anything.

[03:32:05] Bridges for river, build a wooden bridge.

[03:32:12] That's kinda random.

[03:32:13] Where the hell am I making this bridge?

[03:32:17] I should make a bridge all the way to Australia.

[03:32:20] Alright, there's your bridge.

[03:32:23] Random objective.

[03:32:24] Oh, looks like they're actually giving water out now, I think.

[03:32:33] This actually shows 30 limit, so they do have some.

[03:32:49] I like the concept of the game.

[03:32:50] The execution might be a little potato, but I like how it looks like you're going to have

[03:32:55] different strongholds all over earth.

[03:33:15] I mean it's definitely an indie game.

[03:33:20] It's kind of like Rimworld.

[03:33:25] Alright, they're collecting rags, chill.

[03:33:40] Is there anything faster, speed?

[03:33:42] No, this is the fastest collecting speed.

[03:33:44] Alright, new objective, first aid, shipyard.

[03:33:51] Okay, hold up, I'm wrapped.

[03:33:58] Let's see how fast they build this.

[03:34:09] Oh, there's so many of them.

[03:34:17] No available workers what

[03:34:38] Are there no available workers we have so many people

[03:34:47] Alright, let's save.

[03:34:56] Raps, barracks.

[03:35:11] No workers.

[03:35:12] No workers.

[03:35:14] Less.

[03:35:15] More.

[03:35:16] There's no workers.

[03:35:21] You're telling me we can't make more houses?

[03:35:26] Really?

[03:35:28] Odd.

[03:35:32] For male soldiers, worker carrying capacity.

[03:35:40] Small storage is full.

[03:35:46] What the fuck was the small storage?

[03:35:52] Bop on the Queenie!

[03:36:04] I have no idea how to make a house.

[03:36:06] Send unit to sale a wrap.

[03:36:11] Ship rides.

[03:36:13] Waiting for workers.

[03:36:16] I don't know whatever, this game's hidein'.

[03:36:37] Alright next game as we continue we are jumping to a game.

[03:36:46] Known as, oh god, Known as,

[03:36:56] no way this one's on Twitch.

[03:37:02] No, of course it's not.

[03:37:04] Let's see, let's see, the next game is known as, we got to go into the Barbie section.

[03:37:32] We got to go back. It's been a while since we've been here, but this game is not on Twitch.

[03:37:40] So I don't what am I supposed to do here?

[03:37:43] It's not my fault. I was in my fault.

[03:37:49] Whoa, Unity. No Yulee?

[03:37:56] No Yulee?

[03:38:00] You got a brand new release here, boys.

[03:38:18] Uh-oh.

[03:38:20] Whoa. Enter, check in, escape. Check in. Oh, okay.

[03:38:41] Oh, in Hong Kong, 3.30 a.m. in the old district of Chuang Yau Wei, a golden order with a $50

[03:38:59] surcharge.

[03:39:00] I knew the time and the place were sketchy as hell.

[03:39:10] broke his way scarier than any ghost. He's a delivery driver. Buddy, it's, I chose English.

[03:39:35] need to deliver this last order and I'm off late at night and it's always this kind of

[03:39:40] God forsaken place room 404 hurry up

[03:39:48] okay find a way to go upstairs I haven't filled out the visitor registration

[03:39:55] yet it's right on the table by the entrance better sign in just to be safe

[03:40:01] visitor registration and it's filled with names of people who visited this

[03:40:05] building I have a really bad feeling about this just in case I should sign in

[03:40:08] too.

[03:40:16] How does he have a bad feeling about that?

[03:40:22] Okay I just gotta deliver this package and go home. Seems pretty straightforward.

[03:40:31] In Hong Kong at 3 30 a.m.

[03:40:43] All right, very nice here we go room for oh

[03:40:51] For

[03:40:53] Okay, okay, number four and China is bad luck because the word for four sounds like the word for death

[03:41:02] really

[03:41:19] Okay

[03:41:23] Interesting. Interesting. That doesn't look good.

[03:41:30] I'll never forget being in an elevator and the elevator being

[03:41:36] rickety and then it randomly stopping and saying the error malfunctioned and

[03:41:45] then it randomly worked again and then open the doors.

[03:41:49] I'll never forget that, not fake.

[03:41:56] Fuck sake this piece of shit I'll better again god these decrepit old buildings make me sick.

[03:42:05] Great guess I'll just press the open button and pray it works what else am I gonna do

[03:42:11] sit here and wait to die.

[03:42:13] Okay, true. Wow, this is a very similar situation.

[03:42:19] Okay, how are we going to open this? The top, the vent.

[03:42:24] This would be a horrible situation.

[03:42:31] Okay, so...

[03:42:35] How am I opening this?

[03:42:39] Are you kidding me?

[03:42:43] I have a flashlight.

[03:42:50] That actually worked.

[03:42:55] Kind of.

[03:43:00] Uh-oh.

[03:43:05] Uh-oh.

[03:43:13] Did I pass out?

[03:43:27] This game is called Elevator Something.

[03:43:36] Away his phone broke from the shakes.

[03:43:41] Ugg my head it hurts so bad.

[03:43:43] Where's my phone?

[03:43:44] I need to call the police.

[03:43:47] Buddy are you kidding me man?

[03:43:49] This piece of shit second hand phone just smashed pieces.

[03:43:52] Well at least I've still got my flashlight.

[03:43:54] I hope it actually works.

[03:43:57] Fuck, I'm on the 44th floor.

[03:43:59] This building only has 14 floors.

[03:44:02] I remember the emergency bind

[03:44:03] that's supposed to be used at times like this.

[03:44:05] I just hope the power isn't out if it is.

[03:44:07] I'm really dead.

[03:44:11] Nice.

[03:44:13] My mom said, do you want a flashlight

[03:44:15] or a watch for Christmas?

[03:44:17] And I asked for a flashlight.

[03:44:19] Good thing I did that.

[03:44:21] Of course, I'm screwed this time.

[03:44:24] Notice that the entrance is there sealing the building for two weeks starting tomorrow. I might actually die here. Oh shit

[03:44:33] Try banging the door to get attention

[03:44:41] Okay, that kind of work at this hour even if I pound on the doors until my hand bleeds nobody's gonna hear me

[03:44:48] Okay, what do we do? Oh?

[03:44:54] Respond to the call

[03:44:57] Can you hear me I'm trapped in here gonna go through can you hear me I need help my phone is broken

[03:45:03] Who is this in the middle of the night? I'm trapped in the elevator. Aren't you the technician?

[03:45:08] The elevator both elevators are under maintenance. What are you doing in there?

[03:45:12] I'm just a delivery guy

[03:45:14] You really know how to cause trouble. Do you know what floor you're on right now? He's gonna think I'm trolling. I

[03:45:20] I don't know the panel says the 44th floor look it's the ghost festival stop playing these stupid pranks, okay?

[03:45:27] I'm not lying to you. I'm really in here fine

[03:45:30] I don't know what kind of game you're playing but I can see you on the CCTV first off

[03:45:34] There's a section on the elevator probably you can pry open just do not touch the panel of the

[03:45:38] Distribution box at the very bottom if you get a lecture here. I'm not cleaning up your corpse

[03:45:43] What?

[03:45:46] Okay, let me think it's the emergency button. There's a red escape court inside

[03:45:50] Pull it and the back of power will kick in and take you back to the first floor.

[03:45:53] Of course, you can also choose to do absolutely nothing, it's up to you in my hands, I'm trying

[03:45:57] to manage this.

[03:45:58] Remember, don't touch the distribution box.

[03:46:00] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't touch the distribution box.

[03:46:06] Is it in here?

[03:46:10] Don't touch that.

[03:46:11] I told you not to touch it, can't you understand?

[03:46:15] Okay.

[03:46:16] What are you still waiting for?

[03:46:17] Open the panel and pull the cord.

[03:46:19] That's that simple. Don't tell me if you're scared.

[03:46:23] Wait, there's an ID in there.

[03:46:26] What else? There's nothing else.

[03:46:29] I have to.

[03:46:34] A bloodstained ID.

[03:46:38] Uh-oh.

[03:46:41] Uh-oh.

[03:46:42] He said pull the red one.

[03:46:52] Is this it?

[03:46:54] Yes, reach out and grab it, just pull it and you'll survive.

[03:47:03] Stop hesitating, hurry up and do it now.

[03:47:09] I mean, this is a linear game, I think.

[03:47:27] Nah, I have to do it.

[03:47:30] It's a linear game.

[03:47:31] Why did my flashlight just turn off by itself?

[03:47:35] Oh!

[03:47:39] my body what is going on here again maybe I shouldn't have done that really

[03:48:00] respond to the call hey can you hear me I'm trapped in here did it go through can

[03:48:07] Can you hear me? I need help, my bone is broken. Who is this in the middle of the night, on trapped in the elevator, aren't you the technician?

[03:48:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's the same thing.

[03:48:20] Okay, so this time I'm gonna get the ID and not pull it, I guess.

[03:48:29] Oh wait, this time I can't do it.

[03:48:33] What are you still waiting for with the battle?

[03:48:34] Yeah, I have the ID still.

[03:48:37] What the hell?

[03:48:44] Maybe I'm supposed to do it again.

[03:48:47] There's no other interactable...things.

[03:48:54] Fine, I should have known you wouldn't have the guts.

[03:49:00] Just stay in there and rot then.

[03:49:02] Or...okay.

[03:49:04] What should I do?

[03:49:06] Oh, God!

[03:49:11] He's calling again.

[03:49:13] I feel like you're messing with me and this elevator is getting weirder and weirder.

[03:49:17] Do you want to get out? What do you mean by that?

[03:49:20] I can see something crawling up the elevator shaft on the monitor.

[03:49:23] You better listen to me.

[03:49:24] Pry the elevator doors open with your own hands.

[03:49:28] This is new.

[03:49:31] That said, exactly.

[03:49:32] I've already released the door limiters for you.

[03:49:35] Something is coming up fast. Don't look around for anything else. Don't say I didn't warn you. I'll try

[03:49:45] Why would I listen to him again after he told the wire but now he's this is legit

[03:49:59] Grab my hand I'm here to save you okay

[03:50:03] No.

[03:50:04] No.

[03:50:05] Oh, wow, he is here to save me.

[03:50:10] Oh, yeah, nice.

[03:50:19] Okay.

[03:50:24] Dude, what is happening here?

[03:50:32] This isn't Barbie Horse Adventure Wild Horse Rescue!

[03:50:39] I feel like you're messing with me and this elevator is getting weirder and weirder.

[03:50:51] Do you want to get out?

[03:50:52] What do you mean by that?

[03:50:53] I can see something falling up the elevator.

[03:50:55] Okay, so I'm just gonna not listen to this guy anymore.

[03:50:58] Okay, I don't like you.

[03:51:01] I would rather let the thing crawl up and kill me at this point. There's two that's twice you debated me

[03:51:14] I'm not moving nope

[03:51:22] I'm gonna put a blanket down and sleep here. This is a nightmare

[03:51:30] It's okay. It's okay, hold.

[03:51:40] It's okay.

[03:51:50] Okay.

[03:52:05] Come on!

[03:52:20] Come on, man!

[03:52:27] This one, this one!

[03:52:29] Okay, so don't listen to this guy.

[03:52:37] It's the pull of the game.

[03:52:45] How is this Barbie?

[03:52:46] They rebranded it.

[03:52:48] Hurry, get me out of here, call the police.

[03:52:52] Something is wrong with this place.

[03:52:54] There's something here, there's something.

[03:52:55] You have no choice but to listen to me now.

[03:52:58] One last way, take off the light above your head.

[03:53:01] That's the emergency escape hatch.

[03:53:03] Climb out on your live, believe it or not, it's up to you.

[03:53:07] I'm not gonna listen to him.

[03:53:09] I'm not listening.

[03:53:11] Nope.

[03:53:12] That was his final attempt to finally convince me.

[03:53:17] This is your last chance.

[03:53:18] I don't believe you did.

[03:53:20] Nope.

[03:53:21] Nope.

[03:53:22] That was you trying to play a psychological game on me.

[03:53:28] Oh my god, the elevator's working.

[03:53:47] I told you. I told you.

[03:54:04] Easy.

[03:54:08] There it is.

[03:54:10] Done.

[03:54:13] No way that was the end of the game.

[03:54:17] And one of three.

[03:54:37] Are you kidding me?

[03:54:44] You're joking.

[03:54:48] Did I just beat another game?

[03:55:06] Boys there it is.

[03:55:08] You guys were here.

[03:55:14] one for the books. Another one. Wow, that was horrible. Alright, next game as we continue.

[03:55:30] We are jumping to another one here. No, we'll do a back to back scary game because there

[03:55:40] was another one. So why not? That was the bad ending. That was that was a good ending.

[03:55:53] back to back. Um, back to back scary game here. This one was also decently voted for

[03:56:23] Another brand new release coming at you here. This one must be on Twitch. That was such

[03:56:34] a bad scary game. Wow, this one. Yeah, this one's on Twitch. All right, the next game

[03:56:41] is

[03:56:53] known as

[03:57:03] how wait

[03:57:15] Wait, there's my shi- Oh.

[03:57:18] House warming.

[03:57:24] Let's see, let's see, let's see.

[03:57:28] Something tells me it's not going to be that warm of a house.

[03:57:35] What do we have here?

[03:57:38] This house does look like I've been here before.

[03:57:45] I

[03:57:50] Made I may have been here before go into the living room

[03:58:15] I can't, I may have been in this house.

[03:58:19] Hmm, where's the living room at?

[03:58:24] Some bathroom?

[03:58:28] Okay.

[03:58:29] Is the living room not on the first floor?

[03:58:35] I'll get this right here.

[03:58:39] Okay, new life.

[03:58:45] Flowers? Okay, okay, what are we putting this at?

[03:58:52] Yeah bro, why are you screaming man?

[03:58:55] What are you doing here?

[03:58:58] What?

[03:59:03] Well, hello there sweet cupcake.

[03:59:08] Dude, what is going on here?

[03:59:15] What? What are you doing here? Please stop. What are you doing here? Okay, we got some plates.

[03:59:35] well am I setting up the table here the hell is this I actually have to leave

[03:59:47] the room what's the disco now is this EU humor

[04:00:05] Put the clothes in the bedroom closet.

[04:00:12] All right, new home, new life.

[04:00:25] Adam Sandler humor.

[04:00:26] Yeah, Adam Sandler has some good ass movies, bro.

[04:00:30] What are you talking about?

[04:00:34] old ones no he does not okay bro yes he does what are you talking about name two

[04:00:54] funny movies happy Gilmore

[04:00:58] Um, Waterboy was decent, a little nicky.

[04:01:08] Old ones, not really his new ones.

[04:01:10] His new ones are kind of potato.

[04:01:13] Uncut gems was good, sure, but...

[04:01:17] Yeah, where is this gnome going?

[04:01:22] It is a guarded gnome, so maybe it's somewhere around here?

[04:01:28] Mr. Deeds? So random. I never saw Happy Gilmour too.

[04:01:45] You brew out hanging.

[04:01:49] James, I'm so tired.

[04:01:53] Bro, stop bitching! You got a crap and you're in your fillings now?

[04:01:59] Enjoy this shit. Get wasted, but not like the last time, looking yourself in the crapper and...

[04:02:06] Shut up! Should I remind you about the time you passed out in the fountain?

[04:02:13] Oh, so you remember everything?

[04:02:17] Sure I do. You try to pull me in and tore my shirt.

[04:02:22] Yo, are you English this planet?

[04:02:38] A pronunciation.

[04:02:52] Man, I was heading out for a date at the council and she ended up with a Dutch genie instead.

[04:03:02] So basically I saved you.

[04:03:06] Yeah man, but that's not what I called so you get a spot for me.

[04:03:14] Hell no Jay, absolutely not.

[04:03:18] but why come on man I just moved in I haven't even finished with the boxes

[04:03:27] yet I bet you'll mess the whole place up look I seriously need a spot you and

[04:03:35] me you know just like roommates I promise you man I'll keep the parties

[04:03:41] down to like four times a week this guy no way jay well well three times no way

[04:03:51] absolutely not find two times I said all right all right once

[04:04:03] oh my god I'll call you back bye dude that was so random well there should be a

[04:04:16] breaker box outside looks like a trip to breaker come on man what the heck even

[04:04:23] was that

[04:04:27] ah everyone's asleep and I'm completely on my

[04:04:32] This guy is looking interesting.

[04:04:36] Is there a breaker box near the dome?

[04:04:43] Good thing I've done a little of this.

[04:04:48] Good thing I'm a buzzer, la master.

[04:05:02] There it is boys and let there be light excuse me

[04:05:32] Yeah, what the heck hold on man hold on hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what

[04:06:02] Okay, okay

[04:06:07] I don't know if I can, oh

[04:06:16] There it is boys

[04:06:22] Don't we just knock, check the kitchen?

[04:06:28] kitchen?

[04:06:29] What the heck?

[04:06:36] And where is the light?

[04:06:37] Am I supposed to sleep alone in the dark now?

[04:06:40] Seriously?

[04:06:41] You should go to the kitchen.

[04:06:44] What in the shabbyly?

[04:06:47] What in the shabbyly?

[04:06:50] Ah!

[04:06:51] Fuck!

[04:06:52] What the heck was that?

[04:07:07] Find the front door keys.

[04:07:13] Nothing here, go to the...

[04:07:22] No, no, okay

[04:07:30] What the hell is this matter?

[04:07:40] Is James pranking me?

[04:07:42] This isn't funny James.

[04:07:50] This isn't funny.

[04:07:52] James!

[04:07:53] James!

[04:07:54] You there?

[04:07:55] Can you hear me?

[04:07:56] Yeah, bro.

[04:07:57] Why are you screaming, man?

[04:08:00] You good?

[04:08:01] James!

[04:08:02] Everything's fucked!

[04:08:03] I was gonna...

[04:08:04] I had to play!

[04:08:05] It's just...

[04:08:06] And then...

[04:08:07] I...

[04:08:08] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:08:09] Chill, bro.

[04:08:10] What happened?

[04:08:11] I went to check up the breaker.

[04:08:12] James!

[04:08:13] Well, chill, bro. What happened?

[04:08:19] I went to check up the breaker, came back and the plate was smashed.

[04:08:22] And then, I'm living in the kitchen and someone just ran past of me, in the hallway, right in front of me!

[04:08:31] Damn, bro. You must have shit your pants.

[04:08:37] It's not funny. I'd like to see you here.

[04:08:40] Yo, screw this guy.

[04:08:42] So, where are you now?

[04:08:46] I'm locked in the bathroom, and I don't know what to do.

[04:08:51] Just stay calm, man.

[04:08:53] And, uh...

[04:08:55] What do I do, James?

[04:08:55] Stay calm? Fuck, Jay, I'm trapped in my own fucking house!

[04:09:01] You mean the whole house?

[04:09:04] Even the front door?

[04:09:06] Yeah.

[04:09:07] Oh my god, you're right.

[04:09:08] I lost the keys outside.

[04:09:09] Jump out the window

[04:09:39] Thank you Jay. After all that cursing. Fuck the phone died too. Fine. Stay focused.

[04:09:51] This could be so bad it's so good. Safe and open it. It's dark. I think I had a

[04:09:58] flashlight on the shelf. Gotta find it. Oh yeah, where did I put it again? Oh yeah.

[04:10:06] Okay, you ready? No. Oh. Um. Hmm. Wonder where the second part is. What do you mean the

[04:10:25] second part, it's a recipe! I was about to actually cook that.

[04:10:36] Okay, you fell, I can't open any of these, how was that?

[04:11:04] out the passcode wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on oh my god looking for

[04:11:11] spare keys are looking for spare keys god give me a break

[04:11:18] What the fuck?

[04:11:23] Looking for keys

[04:11:32] Can I open anything here? It did sound like it. Oh my god, it did open

[04:11:43] Wait the safe

[04:11:47] Come on man. No cassette. Eat them hot pulled each pancake like an envelope with jam or

[04:12:05] shatter. Sorry here was that. Don't cut them with a knife. They could pass it that way.

[04:12:08] Blow on them for seven seconds and take three sips of tea. Okay, seven, three.

[04:12:14] Sorry, please, numbers actually help.

[04:12:24] Erdan's voice, one tap.

[04:12:26] Whoa!

[04:12:31] Nope, no keys here, watch the tape and you'll understand.

[04:12:34] Okay, buddy.

[04:12:38] You're scared.

[04:12:40] So the puzzle and you'll find out who I am.

[04:12:43] I wonder what happens next.

[04:12:46] Most importantly, remember, after one red, there must be one green.

[04:12:51] But before the greens is one blue, and before the blue, there's one white.

[04:12:59] What?

[04:13:01] Red, white, blue, green?

[04:13:13] a heck am I about to defuse a bomb wait a minute wait a minute maybe I'm going upstairs

[04:13:31] What is this?

[04:13:43] A red card.

[04:13:46] Oh!

[04:13:48] What the heck was that?

[04:13:57] At this point jump out the window man like that's what you got to do here.

[04:14:15] Oh, you escaped.

[04:14:22] Right, you're not bringing me here to not see anything.

[04:14:32] What's the next part?

[04:14:37] Ah!

[04:14:40] Ah!

[04:14:43] Oh my God.

[04:14:47] I need to find a marble.

[04:14:54] This thing's making me find a ball.

[04:14:59] Uh-oh.

[04:15:03] Okay, where would the marble be on the second floor?

[04:15:07] Second floor bathroom.

[04:15:12] Why do you want to in here a couple of times?

[04:15:16] Trap.

[04:15:17] Aw.

[04:15:18] Check the shelf.

[04:15:19] In here.

[04:15:20] Or the bookcase.

[04:15:21] check the shelf and here are the bookcase

[04:15:40] are you kidding me

[04:15:51] maybe wait I can't tell what book this is

[04:16:03] the hell is that the wild theory

[04:16:09] What was it again? Red?

[04:16:17] Found.

[04:16:22] Oh, there it is.

[04:16:24] Oh my god!

[04:16:28] That was so random.

[04:16:30] I think this game just jumpscares you. That's kind of what they do here.

[04:16:33] It's just massive jumpscares.

[04:16:35] Or just random loud noises.

[04:16:39] I'm insane at these.

[04:16:46] One tap.

[04:16:48] I

[04:17:07] Okay

[04:17:18] There it is, there it is. Easy. Easy. Easy. This is where it masses. What dude? Dude,

[04:17:30] The physics in this are absolutely broken, dude.

[04:17:53] What?

[04:17:57] It is!

[04:17:58] What are you talking about? How does it not come down here?

[04:18:01] there it is boys there it is get me out of this hellhole

[04:18:30] I just want to watch my VHS's please.

[04:18:51] What's next?

[04:18:52] Uh oh.

[04:18:53] Well then, you managed to solve the ball puzzle, but are you sure your positions are safe?

[04:19:05] After all, I could steal them.

[04:19:08] You still underleave, don't you?

[04:19:12] Now...

[04:19:19] My stuff! The bedroom! Gotta check it.

[04:19:23] Nice dog!

[04:19:28] Hey!

[04:19:37] No lockpicks?

[04:19:39] What?

[04:19:42] Where am I putting these cards?

[04:19:52] I'm lost I'm gonna put these somewhere

[04:19:59] We're not gonna talk about that guy right there, we're not gonna-

[04:20:23] I don't get it.

[04:20:35] I'm alive still.

[04:20:42] Probably what in here that I missed.

[04:20:51] I'll come back for it.

[04:20:54] Last one's definitely in here.

[04:20:59] It has to be.

[04:21:03] Yep.

[04:21:12] What is this?

[04:21:14] A lockpick for the bedroom.

[04:21:17] Oh my, oh my.

[04:21:21] I'll buy I'll have one lock pick

[04:21:32] there it is yeah I memorized this guys memorize this right now

[04:21:49] Okay, I don't get it, but sure

[04:22:04] Three clowns equals six two stars in a clown equals three all three or ten

[04:22:10] Two times clown plus all that all the elements 17

[04:22:19] use your head oh wait what is this four digits

[04:22:38] fuck off

[04:22:44] that was mean

[04:22:49] Okay, what are we looking at here?

[04:22:57] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think it's yeah, it's two one

[04:23:11] Seven five yep got it. Mm-hmm

[04:23:16] There it is

[04:23:19] Mm-hmm

[04:23:24] Ready for the attic no dude. No, this is one of James's parties. I'm being pranked

[04:23:40] Okay, oh

[04:23:46] My god

[04:23:49] Okay, okay.

[04:23:51] Please?

[04:23:56] No, it's not it.

[04:23:58] What the?

[04:23:59] Another damn puzzle?

[04:24:00] You've gotta be kidding me.

[04:24:02] Look at this.

[04:24:04] Doesn't ring a bell.

[04:24:04] Keep looking.

[04:24:07] It looks like a shack.

[04:24:10] Look at this.

[04:24:11] Oh, look at this.

[04:24:13] One.

[04:24:16] One.

[04:24:19] eight down, seven nine, eight, seven one or whatever.

[04:24:43] There it is, boys. Another one.

[04:24:50] Hey, Brian. Sorry, things got a bit messy. I don't even know where to start, but it was

[04:25:00] all a prank. Yeah, I planned everything down to the last detail. A month before you moved

[04:25:07] in, I came to this house to set traps, work on recordings, and make all those puzzles.

[04:25:12] I secretly made a copy of your keys to the room as I was your brother.

[04:25:17] He'd all my stuff in the attic and I only came by when you weren't home.

[04:25:22] I wanted to do the whole thing properly.

[04:25:24] Think of this as my answer to your floor-dump prank.

[04:25:28] I really wanted to cone the date, you know?

[04:25:30] My prank is on a whole different level, I know, but...

[04:25:34] I hope you liked it.

[04:25:36] By the way, I'm right behind you.

[04:25:38] AHH!

[04:25:46] Walk James to the door.

[04:25:48] Fuck man.

[04:25:49] What the hell was that?

[04:25:52] He was dope, wasn't it?

[04:25:55] Cool?

[04:25:56] I almost had a heart attack!

[04:25:58] You ate it!

[04:25:59] You ate it!

[04:26:00] Yeah, but you didn't.

[04:26:04] Oh fuck you!

[04:26:05] You did all that sneaky shit.

[04:26:07] Scared the hell out of me

[04:26:13] You're all my bad for real. I just wanted to pull off something though

[04:26:19] How about we see the bar or something drinks on me?

[04:26:25] Yeah, I'm starving actually

[04:26:30] Don't touch the fridge real surprise in that too

[04:26:37] are you kidding me mad what did you do to my fridge dude

[04:26:53] okay me break come on man

[04:26:59] Oh, it's another game beaten.

[04:27:04] Oh my get you know what, bro?

[04:27:06] I don't know.

[04:27:07] I don't know.

[04:27:08] You know what?

[04:27:09] I can't hold all these completion trophies.

[04:27:10] I can't.

[04:27:11] I can't, bro.

[04:27:12] You guys are going to have to start holding these.

[04:27:13] I can't, bro.

[04:27:14] You guys are going to have to start holding these.

[04:27:32] I know, I know, wow.

[04:27:37] That was also, uh, wow, okay.

[04:27:43] That was definitely a game.

[04:27:58] That was definitely a video game, boys.

[04:28:04] Definitely one of those.

[04:28:13] All right, the next game as we continue, we are jumping into a game known as

[04:28:30] Super market chaos.

[04:28:45] What do we got here?

[04:28:50] Clay?

[04:28:51] Oh my.

[04:28:52] I'm the scary game to the supermarket.

[04:29:05] Dream Lake Convenience Store?

[04:29:08] Let's do the second one.

[04:29:12] What are we doing here?

[04:29:16] Whereby it's an unfamiliar place but somehow I feel familiar in comforting it.

[04:29:20] This is definitely a dream.

[04:29:23] There's only one way out of here, shall we begin?

[04:29:30] Really?

[04:29:40] So you want me to clean all this shit up?

[04:29:44] Oh, and there's skills!

[04:30:14] Wow. Okay.

[04:30:19] You get 0.2, you get two cents. You're joking.

[04:30:33] Electronic tools.

[04:30:34] Bedzo, sandwiches, ice cream, alcohol, drinks, snacks, cereal, ramen...

[04:30:49] Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, this is gonna, this is the thing here.

[04:30:58] We got a thing here going on.

[04:31:01] I keep finding magazines somehow, I think this is a snack.

[04:31:11] There are a lot of magazines.

[04:31:16] Side dish bento.

[04:31:21] And some snacks I get it. Yeah, this is the type of game that needs a co-op so I can see you guys do this

[04:31:40] Come on

[04:31:51] Some noodles, yeah noodles are ramen, I guess the other thing is like actually trying to

[04:32:03] sort and get the right stuff when you look down.

[04:32:09] So like only look for ramen.

[04:32:13] That might take a little too long though.

[04:32:25] Or not, apparently I found a lot.

[04:32:30] I guess also all the magazines would be easy.

[04:32:39] All right, nice the first 7-eleven satellite

[04:32:57] Yeah, this is the Shrap magazines first

[04:33:00] Yeah, this is the strat.

[04:33:10] Oh god.

[04:33:14] The stacking is gonna not be fun though.

[04:33:21] Aw, shite.

[04:33:24] Wasn't there stats or something?

[04:33:29] Eight dollars

[04:33:34] Move speed increase the number of cars you can carry and grab products from far away

[04:33:42] Raise my mind about matching the one in your hand

[04:33:45] Wait.

[04:33:50] Okay, this seems strong.

[04:34:05] Yeah, it's so strong!

[04:34:13] That's a very strong ability.

[04:34:22] I don't know how it's still on- oh my god, I popped it by accident.

[04:34:40] Do people still buy magazines?

[04:34:42] I don't hear by magazines

[04:34:54] Random ass ramen I gotta sort those

[04:35:05] And it's gonna take forever

[04:35:07] It's like a very long time.

[04:35:13] These aren't the same cables.

[04:35:21] There's that many high-speed cables?

[04:35:35] Are you kidding?

[04:35:48] Are we on all the cat magazines?

[04:35:56] Goddamn that ability is good

[04:36:05] Damn...

[04:36:10] So much ramen.

[04:36:22] Wait, me so butter.

[04:36:24] Oh shit, a combo.

[04:36:29] While I'm at it, I'm picking up automatically. What? That's a good upgrade.

[04:36:35] Let's wait for it.

[04:37:03] of these. Oh shit. Yeah, there's so many of these. At least the range is good.

[04:37:33] Yeah, cool down reduction would be nice on that ability.

[04:38:02] I love cats!

[04:38:07] Another cat one.

[04:38:12] I need a bit more.

[04:38:32] Alright, almost there. Not really. Not really. Holy shit. This is even the smaller level.

[04:38:41] There's a whole supermarket. This is the smaller one. Alright, so far so good. Some swimming

[04:38:58] magazines. I don't think we have this one sorted yet. Oh, we do. All right, a little more and I can

[04:39:10] get that upgrade. Another swimming one of these caps.

[04:39:22] nice. All right, moment of truth lies. Oh, you have to actually look at the product.

[04:39:44] Really the one item I picked up, that was it?

[04:39:59] It kinda looks like the cool- oh wait, you know what, never mind.

[04:40:05] Let's see how long it's active for, it looked like the cooldown.

[04:40:14] Only ramen now?

[04:40:32] A lot of potato chips.

[04:40:37] Okay, I'm going to go with the potato chips stack.

[04:41:02] Get em all.

[04:41:09] There it is boys, the stack.

[04:41:22] God damn man, you're the best employee.

[04:41:28] You're the best employee!

[04:41:34] Good stuff!

[04:41:41] Clean, clean!

[04:41:49] Architect monthly!

[04:41:58] Very nice, very nice.

[04:42:18] It should be multiplayer.

[04:42:19] It's not.

[04:42:20] I don't get it.

[04:42:21] Does that not work?

[04:42:22] I don't get it. Does that not work? Is that stack full?

[04:42:52] I almost finished it almost done almost done

[04:43:07] One, oi.

[04:43:11] Ah!

[04:43:16] Boys, what am I playing right now?

[04:43:17] What am I even playing right now?

[04:43:19] I guess this one.

[04:43:46] I keep upgrading to that's gonna be the way to do this

[04:43:55] Upgrading this shit out of that

[04:43:57] Oh, that stack didn't finish yet, but whatever.

[04:44:22] Oh my god.

[04:45:12] that I missed. I'm not going to see it now. So many magazines. You climb up stars and

[04:45:25] leveled up after you see the red stars and I collect resets immediately. Three is like

[04:45:37] straight up one isn't bad either here 20% just go for pierced stats no RNG

[04:45:48] and then just upgrade matchfinder again soon to be the way to do it

[04:45:58] Yeah.

[04:46:28] All right, let's see.

[04:46:58] No! I used it all! Alright, nine bucks, I need a little more, the cooldown's getting good!

[04:47:16] Okay, that pile is not changing, I swear to God, it's not, nothing's happening.

[04:47:41] I see no change.

[04:47:43] Yeah, this pile has so much shit in it.

[04:48:12] Oh, the price tag turns yellow and the stack is complete, you're right.

[04:48:28] You're right, you're right.

[04:48:34] There it is.

[04:48:38] Even faster go down on that

[04:48:47] No one will know how this started you guys will though the pain

[04:48:57] You'll know the pain it's there to clean this

[04:49:08] What the heck is this smooth tissue for you care care

[04:49:33] All right, right here.

[04:49:40] I think that was right.

[04:50:23] Okay, okay, not bad, not bad, still a thousand more to do.

[04:50:30] Oh

[04:50:32] Oh

[04:50:52] Holy moly

[04:50:59] Oh boy

[04:51:02] Yeah, I think this is the most I can do.

[04:51:11] Yeah, this is, uh...

[04:51:15] Alright, line out, line out.

[04:51:18] Oh

[04:51:31] Whoa

[04:51:48] It's not that bad if I get the CD down all the way.

[04:52:06] It still seems like it takes a while.

[04:52:27] Yes, part-time job simulator.

[04:52:30] Let's finish these.

[04:52:32] Oh my god.

[04:52:36] What the heck?

[04:52:51] Ah, I can't see!

[04:53:05] Oh my god.

[04:53:12] I think I may have got them all.

[04:53:27] The other ships fast for the upgrades.

[04:53:48] 18 nice look how fast the CD is now worth good good good good good

[04:54:18] There's a lot of flat data cables.

[04:54:43] They're joking.

[04:55:02] Where's the last one?

[04:55:06] Ahhhh!

[04:55:09] Yeah!

[04:55:10] Yes!

[04:55:12] 29 of 282!

[04:55:15] We're gettin' there! We're gettin' there!

[04:55:36] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

[04:55:43] No!

[04:55:52] Where was 23 bucks?

[04:56:16] I can carry one more.

[04:56:24] I got it all.

[04:56:46] Very nice, very nice.

[04:56:56] Some potato chips.

[04:56:58] Heavy on the Pringles.

[04:57:04] I don't need hacks, I can see them.

[04:57:14] I am the Hacks.

[04:57:35] A lot of Pringles.

[04:57:44] I'm going to save for that next upgrade on the cooldown.

[04:58:41] Okay, okay, let's get this screwdriver kit

[04:58:57] Still duration

[04:59:27] This is very pretty obvious packaging.

[04:59:55] I don't need hacks, I'll make it.

[04:59:59] Nevermind.

[05:00:01] I didn't see those.

[05:00:05] Missing one?

[05:00:09] I don't see it.

[05:00:25] Right next to the rack.

[05:00:32] Nothing there is.

[05:00:39] No no no.

[05:00:43] Oof.

[05:00:44] Why is up that with this one?

[05:00:49] Screw this game.

[05:00:51] I'm all set on this one man. This one's crazy, dude.

[05:00:57] I am falling asleep, boys.

[05:01:21] All right.

[05:01:28] All right.

[05:01:30] Next game.

[05:01:39] Let's see what we got going on here.

[05:01:47] The next game is known as

[05:01:55] A brand new release

[05:02:03] known as

[05:02:15] Cat meel coa.

[05:02:31] Let's see what we got going on here boys.

[05:02:38] Let's see, let's see.

[05:02:43] I

[05:02:48] Post and before IP play the tutorial. No

[05:02:55] All right, who's out there? Oh wait, do I have to invite?

[05:03:03] Nope

[05:03:06] Jim's here

[05:03:10] I wonder if I can get to others

[05:03:13] I

[05:03:43] It ain't happening, boys. It ain't happening.

[05:03:53] Alright, Jim will duo.

[05:04:07] First day of work, I hope everything will be fine.

[05:04:13] Yeah.

[05:04:18] I heard

[05:04:21] the old postman retired.

[05:04:22] Too bad he couldn't be here on my first shift.

[05:04:26] Kind of strange to be on the other side of the counter.

[05:04:32] Whoa.

[05:04:37] Oh my god.

[05:04:40] Wait.

[05:04:43] Oh my god.

[05:04:46] Okay, I think we need to do this.

[05:04:49] Whoa!

[05:04:51] Hi, don't you recognize me?

[05:04:54] It's me, so you have a big box.

[05:04:56] It's a big box, I'm building a cardboard castle.

[05:04:59] Who's Boaty Z?

[05:05:02] Okay, I don't think that are we giving this guy a parcel

[05:05:16] There it is about time to get the map

[05:05:29] Oh shit.

[05:05:35] Post office handles two types of parcels, those for cat islands which we were present

[05:05:39] at the counters and those for other destination to leave the island.

[05:05:43] Oh, yeah, open up your shop, Jen.

[05:05:50] OK, he wants to ship it.

[05:05:57] We have to stamp it.

[05:05:58] Stamp the correct destination.

[05:06:02] Yeah, where is this going, dude?

[05:06:05] Where is that going?

[05:06:06] You left.

[05:06:07] We don't, where, I have no idea.

[05:06:16] Alright, hopefully he's going here.

[05:06:24] There you go.

[05:06:25] Look at the weight on the board.

[05:06:30] Okay, oh you need four.

[05:06:34] to correct them out of weight stamps.

[05:06:42] I think that's too many.

[05:06:43] Oh wait, weight stamps.

[05:06:45] Oh shit, it's different.

[05:06:52] That was a lot of money.

[05:06:55] All right, where were we bringing this?

[05:06:57] I think right there

[05:07:09] What I'm Israel jet golden tooth. I was thought that was almost my height jet golden tooth

[05:07:20] You have shit in the back. Oh my god

[05:07:27] God damn it

[05:07:29] There you go, man

[05:07:37] Sup is revise isla autumn fur

[05:07:42] Yeah, we're not fighting this

[05:07:46] Cube shaped isla

[05:07:51] No way no way

[05:07:57] rectangle oh I found it oh my god holy shit wait why do you how the hell did I

[05:08:12] find that empty the boat

[05:08:15] Oh, yeah, Jim get over here.

[05:08:28] Today's mail.

[05:08:29] Sort that shit tomorrow.

[05:08:30] All right, this is going to be the output for the outgoing, there was only one.

[05:08:42] There's probably more, but yeah.

[05:08:44] all of these let me check my room at port windy let's keep going

[05:08:59] the mail won't sort itself move along

[05:09:04] All right man, peace.

[05:09:07] Make these while you're at it.

[05:09:13] I think we missed them.

[05:09:18] Check!

[05:09:21] Alright, we know what to do now. Get ready. Alright, here we go, here we go. This is big.

[05:09:39] Oh, it's just like the day I don't know where to put this right here your registers open

[05:09:58] Hello, I brought something to ship. That's two things. That's three things! What do you mean?

[05:10:14] I missed the tutorial on this. What does the green for this mean?

[05:10:23] Does that tell you what the location is?

[05:10:28] Uh-oh.

[05:10:35] Jim, we're clocked, man.

[05:10:48] I got the weight.

[05:10:53] I don't know what this is telling us.

[05:10:55] I don't get it, put them all in a corner up, just get it, just get it, just get everything,

[05:11:25] have the stamp that matches the indicated constraint.

[05:11:33] You gotta put the disc in?

[05:11:37] I think you might be right.

[05:11:39] I don't know where I put the disc.

[05:11:40] I like threw it somewhere.

[05:11:46] Dude, I'm fucked, Matt.

[05:11:47] I'm fucked.

[05:11:48] With the scan on, Blizzard, you're old now.

[05:11:49] I had all the fragile hyperpersons.

[05:11:50] I don't really have anything above them.

[05:11:52] Hyperpersons will crush everything under them.

[05:11:53] Damage to the parcel.

[05:11:54] between shifts this guy I don't I don't know what this tells me Jim how do you do

[05:12:01] it what does green mean is it literally one two three four but there's only two

[05:12:13] There's only three destinations.

[05:12:18] And none of these are even the right color. There's two destinations.

[05:12:29] What the fuck does this tell you? Yeah, but this is the scale. This is the parcel weighing.

[05:12:36] This does look like it's a weight thing as well.

[05:12:38] Well, you know what?

[05:12:43] It's ready.

[05:12:48] Okay, so this just tells you, unless this is, oh, are you kidding me, dude?

[05:13:04] Are you serious, bro?

[05:13:05] It's literally just another weight thing?

[05:13:07] Come on, man.

[05:13:23] What's going on here?

[05:13:24] This should be good.

[05:13:25] Six.

[05:13:26] I wonder if that noise means that you're good.

[05:13:34] Excuse me?

[05:13:36] boys there's six on there I don't understand

[05:13:52] Put a sticker for weight, weight heavy sticker.

[05:14:06] You have to put a constraint on?

[05:14:28] I don't get it.

[05:14:32] I don't get it.

[05:14:34] It's good it doesn't that mean it's not no

[05:14:48] Cube shaped cinnamon that quick nap cinnamon quick nap

[05:14:54] Cube a cinnamon that cube cinnamon

[05:14:59] Cinnamon! Cinnamon! I'm right there! Cinnamon! Cinnamon!

[05:15:11] Here she is cinnamon.

[05:15:18] Is that a cinnamon?

[05:15:25] Nice.

[05:15:27] Hi, the parcel is from my mom.

[05:15:33] Her last name is velvet pot, small box.

[05:15:39] Small box, velvet.

[05:16:00] Bro, there's, there, your box isn't here.

[05:16:07] Yeah, we need a velvet.

[05:16:18] Uh-oh.

[05:16:23] Are these all outgoing?

[05:16:33] Alright, that kid's gonna stay here for a while.

[05:16:37] Oh my god.

[05:16:52] Dude, I don't know where Velvet is.

[05:16:56] I'm gonna start throwing shit.

[05:17:07] Velvet.

[05:17:09] Oh, he left.

[05:17:12] He left.

[05:17:13] Alright, I'll be back tomorrow.

[05:17:15] I brought something to ship.

[05:17:17] Alright, Port Windy.

[05:17:20] Alright, yellow.

[05:17:27] Okay.

[05:17:33] There we go.

[05:17:35] How is this the wrong sticker?

[05:17:42] What do you mean?

[05:17:52] Oh shit, can I rip these off?

[05:17:57] Next. Right? That's it. We're good to ship.

[05:18:05] Oh, if this says it, then you know.

[05:18:12] Oh, God.

[05:18:16] Buddy, I don't even know how we're getting all these, man.

[05:18:25] There we go.

[05:18:31] We'll start them later.

[05:18:33] Don't know what happened to the one who's gonna shit

[05:18:41] There's too much shit in this game

[05:18:53] There's too many boxes

[05:18:55] I got it this time Jim. I got it this time bro. Okay. I'll I get the front I got the front

[05:19:07] The process my brother tens in I hope the pressure will fit on my bike. I swear. I saw a tens in

[05:19:12] Swear, I saw a tens in stay right there

[05:19:17] I swear I saw a tens and I think I threw a tens in box somewhere

[05:19:25] And then!

[05:19:31] Or not, or not. Oh no.

[05:19:37] Bottom shell.

[05:19:41] Okay, here we go. Let me get your box.

[05:19:45] There you go.

[05:19:49] Easy.

[05:19:55] Yeah, my bag is for my mom, her last name is Zoomies.

[05:20:02] Zoomies, Zoomies, Zoomies.

[05:20:07] Yeah, I swear I saw Zoomies as well.

[05:20:12] Store your boxes? Wait, there's another Tenzin right here.

[05:20:15] What the fuck?

[05:20:18] There were two Tenzins.

[05:20:25] All right, where the hell is Zoomyman?

[05:20:36] It's a faster drop button.

[05:20:54] It's so bad.

[05:20:55] The sun, you might have to wait here for a while.

[05:21:12] Sunny! It might be a second, Sunny.

[05:21:25] We may have shipped it off to a faraway land.

[05:21:40] Yeah, I don't know. I don't think we... I think we may have gone, uh, yeah.

[05:21:52] Yeah, sorry, sorry, man.

[05:21:56] Yeah, I like this end of this shipments. Okay, Port Windy, Port Windy, coming right up.

[05:22:03] Let's see what we have here. One here.

[05:22:07] I guess so, let me just double check here, so we just did one port windy with a fragile,

[05:22:16] a fragile, with a port of windy, and then we can leave this right here, and then we

[05:22:23] will take these, and then looking at a grain here, nothing, nothing, alright, so we just

[05:22:32] need one port of windy.

[05:22:34] I think I did that correctly

[05:22:36] Do you need a wait sticker no matter what I thought only if it shows it in there then you need the wait sticker

[05:22:43] You can't hold multiple

[05:22:49] Yes, I did

[05:22:51] I already put the fragile on it these are ready to go I don't think you need a

[05:23:12] weight sticker unless the machine says so.

[05:23:23] And there's Ragnar, big ears, my brain has a rope around it, that's the only thing I know.

[05:23:30] At least some of this is it. Okay, we're looking for a rope package for a Ragnar.

[05:23:35] Good job, good job Jim.

[05:23:38] Ragnar, Ragnar.

[05:23:40] Ragnar, Ragnar, Ragnar, Ragnar, Ragnar, Ragnar, Ragnar, the wait stickers are only for you?

[05:24:09] sure about that so you're just we just need the destination in this game and

[05:24:20] you get full credit oh again there you go man I don't think so you have to put

[05:24:28] it down I think I'm doing it right now I think I am my name is a hot virus cube

[05:24:36] shape. Dude, this is another Zoomy. Are you kidding me? I saw a Fahad, but it wasn't Zoomy.

[05:24:47] Oh yeah!

[05:24:51] There it is, sir!

[05:24:57] How about a little red ribbon? It's just a letter. Red ribbon. Red ribbon letters.

[05:25:03] Yeah, nice, nice sorting dude.

[05:25:13] I'm looking for a red ribbon, brother.

[05:25:16] A red ribbon.

[05:25:17] Ooh, nice.

[05:25:18] This one has a red ribbon.

[05:25:21] It's just a letter.

[05:25:23] I guess this is heavy.

[05:25:24] Dude, give me his name.

[05:25:28] Banks have a nice day.

[05:25:29] Why did he just do that to me?

[05:25:33] There you are! Take care of this human, please!

[05:25:36] All right.

[05:25:42] So these don't need indicators at all.

[05:25:54] As long as it doesn't tell you, so both of these just need to be weighed and then...

[05:25:59] So this just needs two portwindies.

[05:26:03] and this needs four

[05:26:20] and now these are good to shit

[05:26:27] I think.

[05:26:32] Hey, care of the shipment, please?

[05:26:37] So this just needs a weight check and stamps for destination.

[05:26:43] Both of them.

[05:26:57] Are you telling me I need to put three KG stickers on it?

[05:27:05] Weight stickers or a green tab?

[05:27:07] I know.

[05:27:11] So then why are you guys keep mentioning the bullshit?

[05:27:17] This is how to weigh it and then depending on weigh, I put the destination stickers,

[05:27:23] no?

[05:27:25] Or am I putting four weight stickers on?

[05:27:55] Sprig of lavender sticker buddy made him nuzzle

[05:28:16] I don't see the lavender thing, but it had the name on it

[05:28:30] Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Okay. Offload? Offload? Comes this way. Offload this way.

[05:29:00] is that everything?

[05:29:21] I think that's everything. The captain just returned parcels you gave him?

[05:29:33] Except that we gave him parcels that he didn't ask for or parcels with the incorrect destination

[05:29:39] stamp. Some of them will need to be stamped again.

[05:29:41] The fuck outta here, bro. The fuck outta here. The fuck outta here.

[05:29:46] Telling us this random shit

[05:30:00] The hell outta here man

[05:30:09] Nice. Minus 8. All good.

[05:30:16] All right, we gotta we gotta do this here today's the day

[05:30:23] All right, come here ugly scars bring it love it there ugly scar coming right back

[05:30:28] We're looking for an ugly scar ugly

[05:30:34] Ugly scar ugly ugly ugly ugly

[05:30:41] We're looking for an ugly scar

[05:30:46] I don't I don't see the ugly scar boys were you seeing the ugly scar

[05:31:03] why are you lying where's Camille there she is

[05:31:14] Yo, the person from my mom, her last name is Scratchy, my package is supposed to be

[05:31:28] huge.

[05:31:30] Scratchy?

[05:31:32] That was probably our biggest package.

[05:31:57] gotta be this. Can you take care of that? Alright, let me see here. More windy. We got

[05:32:20] got a blue here yellow

[05:32:51] Bro, you don't need the weight thing you don't need the weight thing

[05:32:56] Yeah, I already see you don't need the weight thing did I scan both of them

[05:33:02] Did I scan this one?

[05:33:14] What this one the other one was yellow

[05:33:20] Dude, there's three on this one.

[05:33:27] Dude, how am I failing this?

[05:33:33] How am I failing this?

[05:33:42] What am I?

[05:33:49] Bug Zeter, Fragibox, Bug Zeter.

[05:33:55] Tatum Bug Zeter.

[05:34:00] Tatum M.

[05:34:07] Da-dan, shh, da-dan.

[05:34:19] Oh, there it is.

[05:34:23] Very nice!

[05:34:27] Eventually it's going to be like we shipped to another area.

[05:34:31] First for my mom, her last name is Dusty Fur.

[05:34:35] You look strong enough, it's really not lightweight. Dusty Fur?

[05:34:49] Yeah, those are all the big boxes.

[05:35:02] What the hell?

[05:35:11] and

[05:35:21] dusty for

[05:35:25] last and D

[05:35:32] I think it's this one.

[05:35:55] Alright, alright, alright, not bad.

[05:35:59] Okay here we go. Green? How the hell? You know what? There it is. And a fragile sticker.

[05:36:17] are you serious no these are new so he brings some bag no these all weren't

[05:36:36] messed up you just bring some back

[05:36:44] no

[05:36:55] hell

[05:36:57] how do you know

[05:36:59] shit out of here

[05:37:02] Uh-oh, we got a height limit.

[05:37:05] You can't rotate these?

[05:37:09] No way.

[05:37:16] Dude, you're joking.

[05:37:21] There's no Tetris to be had here.

[05:37:25] We have two huge boxes.

[05:37:32] Yeah, what do we do here, man?

[05:37:40] We can't rotate it.

[05:37:45] I guess we could ship it tomorrow.

[05:37:57] We owned.

[05:37:58] Owned.

[05:37:59] Ah, I don't know what happened there.

[05:38:04] We're good though, we're good.

[05:38:07] Unlock the room.

[05:38:20] Oh, ah!

[05:38:25] What is this?

[05:38:29] Sunny shores and a key.

[05:38:36] Some parts don't need to stay in the cold room to not get damaged.

[05:38:38] Check parts of this customer and give you with a scanner.

[05:38:40] Add the matching stamp and store them properly.

[05:38:45] Oh my god.

[05:38:49] Alright, we got a new destination.

[05:38:56] Aaron Zubies.

[05:38:59] Nice.

[05:39:00] Fuck outta here, man.

[05:39:03] President of our bomb, her last name is Longtail.

[05:39:17] Nice.

[05:39:20] Fuck outta here, man.

[05:39:24] President of our bomb, her last name is Longtail.

[05:39:34] I mean...

[05:39:36] It's just a letter.

[05:39:40] Jim, where did you sort the letters out?

[05:39:43] Was there a section you had?

[05:39:44] With all the blue ones, I'm over here, right?

[05:39:53] Huh.

[05:39:59] I don't see any L's anywhere, so I should go for a letter.

[05:40:06] I think all the letters are the blue ones.

[05:40:11] These are letters.

[05:40:17] Buddy wrong post office buddy.

[05:40:19] Wait, he left.

[05:40:21] He left.

[05:40:26] A letter with a special duck sticker.

[05:40:30] Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[05:40:34] There you go, man.

[05:40:39] One at a time. Okay. This is going into the frost zone. This is blue, so we need four

[05:40:55] weight. Okay and the destination is Port Windy. All right this needs stickers for weight.

[05:41:16] Okay, so this needs six four

[05:41:37] Where are we going sunny shores

[05:41:44] New destination

[05:41:46] One constraint is enough, uh, we go above and beyond, alright?

[05:41:55] We make sure.

[05:41:57] Oh, yeah, these might need to go in the cold storage.

[05:42:11] Oh, wait, did he take it?

[05:42:17] I think he took it.

[05:42:22] Waggy tail?

[05:42:30] Let me waggy tail.

[05:42:41] I hope this is it.

[05:42:42] Oh wait, it's just a ladder.

[05:42:46] Waggy tail.

[05:42:48] Buster?

[05:42:49] Waggy tail?

[05:42:51] Maybe his mom's name is Buster.

[05:42:55] Yeah, I did!

[05:42:59] Hi, my name is Rebecca Burr-Prosher, I'm Gale at Tale-

[05:43:03] I was told that Sloth tried to steal my package.

[05:43:11] It says she's Gale at Talecatcher, but whatever.

[05:43:21] Where?

[05:43:28] Where?

[05:43:35] Where?

[05:43:42] Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. A fragile piece of shit.

[05:44:08] Where is this going?

[05:44:13] Oh, is it already marked for destination?

[05:44:26] Yeah, there's nowhere we have enough for all of this.

[05:44:32] There's no way.

[05:44:36] We do not have enough.

[05:45:00] Or it windy.

[05:45:06] Oh

[05:45:32] Sunny shores

[05:45:36] I guess while we're shipping it we I don't know I'm I don't know if we have

[05:45:40] room to ship all these today. So I'll probably put one in there. Is this packed?

[05:45:47] Save.

[05:45:55] Wait if you need room.

[05:46:00] No it doesn't need to go in the freezer. It goes in the freezer if you need to store it.

[05:46:05] But because we're shipping it, I think we're good.

[05:46:12] Jim, I don't think that's gonna fit. We gotta wait.

[05:46:17] This is all outgoing.

[05:46:20] Alright.

[05:46:25] Hopefully it doesn't come back tomorrow. I feel like we were flawless.

[05:46:29] Look at that shit, boys.

[05:46:31] I don't know what happened there. Flawless.

[05:46:35] basically flawless ankle biter it has a spring of lavender a

[05:46:47] Where the hell is the Sprig of Lavender?

[05:47:04] What am I looking for when it says Sprig of Lavender?

[05:47:12] Is it that sticker?

[05:47:15] I know what lavender is. I just don't see what it looks like in game.

[05:47:22] I don't see anything. Is it lavender plant sticker?

[05:47:29] Do I not have one? Maybe I don't have one.

[05:47:34] Who are you again? Ankle biter.

[05:47:43] Like that? I don't think so, though.

[05:47:45] I'm lovin' our news should be purple.

[05:47:59] Ma'am, I don't think we have your shit.

[05:48:15] Jim look for an ankle biter. I'm not seeing an ankle biter. I don't I don't think...

[05:48:27] We lost the package, is that what you want to hear?

[05:48:50] We have no ankle-biter.

[05:48:54] There's nothing. We lost it.

[05:48:57] Get out of here.

[05:49:15] You found it. You found it, you motherfucker. Don't worry, get rid of the evidence.

[05:49:24] All right, on Theodore Catnip, I hope you have something to help.

[05:49:29] All right, Theodore Catnip.

[05:49:33] Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Captain Nip.

[05:49:39] Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore,

[05:49:49] No, brother!

[05:49:52] Yes, yes!

[05:49:55] Mow?

[05:49:58] It's a mid-sized package with a cord all around. That's all you're giving me. A mid-sized with a cord all around.

[05:50:08] Defined heavy, like a blue-purple?

[05:50:15] Okay, it must be blue-purple.

[05:50:19] Oh, this is not gonna help. What a horrible description. This one has a cord all around.

[05:50:29] This is a yellow. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Alright! Close enough! Oh, rude! How about you come

[05:50:45] Go back with your receipt, you shit.

[05:50:53] What are you even talking about?

[05:50:54] A mid-sized package with a cord all around.

[05:50:57] Like, what?

[05:50:59] I have to look...

[05:51:00] Dude, this is the worst one.

[05:51:03] I'm about to just let this guy go.

[05:51:05] I'd rather ignore it.

[05:51:07] Go back when you have a better description.

[05:51:09] Okay, what?

[05:51:10] Get the money.

[05:51:11] Don't meow me.

[05:51:12] That's a horrible, what, there's like a thousand packages.

[05:51:20] Yellow ribbon, Xavier.

[05:51:22] Okay, bro.

[05:51:24] Oh.

[05:51:26] Oh, he's got two things here.

[05:51:36] Alright, sunny shores.

[05:51:40] We're looking at a green here for weight, sunny shores, and I think we are good here.

[05:51:58] This one, I will ship it out, but maybe leave it in the freezer for now.

[05:52:05] Hello?

[05:52:06] And where are we going?

[05:52:10] Another sunny?

[05:52:11] Oh, shit.

[05:52:12] Can I take a sticker off?

[05:52:17] No.

[05:52:18] Oh, you can take stickers off.

[05:52:24] Okay, we do technically have to freeze this.

[05:52:30] I don't know when the guy is showing up.

[05:52:33] I don't know how long this thing defrosts.

[05:52:40] Leave it in here for now.

[05:52:50] Buddy, buddy, buddy.

[05:52:58] Bannet!

[05:52:59] Bannet!

[05:53:03] All right, Fort Windy, Purple, Six Stickers,

[05:53:33] Yo, this guy needs to come with a bigger boat.

[05:53:37] There, you're kidding.

[05:53:38] How are we fitting all this in one go?

[05:53:42] I don't know if we're shipping this, I think.

[05:53:44] Yeah, and if there's a question mark on it,

[05:53:46] we don't want it, okay?

[05:53:50] We don't want it.

[05:53:54] Okay, you can go over there.

[05:53:59] No.

[05:54:01] All right.

[05:54:03] Are you sending this sunny shores wait windy windy sunny what is this

[05:54:18] destination that island true

[05:54:33] No.

[05:54:39] Hold up. Jim, wait. Is this the package that was...wasn't that in a bigger package?

[05:54:47] Uh, like that...wasn't that in a bigger package?

[05:54:50] God damn it, Jim! You're taking my shit and it's confusing me!

[05:55:03] Are we making it so this is another destination spot?

[05:55:06] Alright, so now we have all these shelves or destinations.

[05:55:09] This one, we threw, oh yeah, this one we threw away.

[05:55:15] Yeah, fuck that one. This one we gotta throw somewhere.

[05:55:19] Who's gonna confuse us?

[05:55:22] Return parcels. Leave it there.

[05:55:27] That was the old one.

[05:55:35] Oh! Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here, lady. Okay, give us a name.

[05:55:40] What the fuck out of here?

[05:55:42] Don't mow on me, alright? Mow the hell off.

[05:55:45] Um, it's a package with a condom.

[05:55:48] We have like a thousand mid-sized with chords

[05:55:58] A lot of here

[05:56:05] We got every guy should going on

[05:56:18] Yeah, there is no way we're shipping all these.

[05:56:29] There is no way all of these are going out.

[05:56:40] What do we do about this right now?

[05:56:49] I'm coming bro.

[05:56:57] What?

[05:57:01] Return parcels?

[05:57:02] What the fuck man?

[05:57:07] What the fuck?

[05:57:08] Are you kidding?

[05:57:09] You kidding? I don't remember doing these ones James. No way these were all returned!

[05:57:18] No way!

[05:57:23] No, no, no, no, no...

[05:57:29] No, no...

[05:57:35] We have no room for the big ones.

[05:57:39] Wait, wait, wait, do we have room?

[05:58:05] Potential? Potential?

[05:58:10] One more, one more?

[05:58:16] Aww. Wait, actually...

[05:58:28] Come on, man!

[05:58:35] You sure we're going to do this?

[05:58:48] You might need to wait.

[05:58:56] Just send it.

[05:58:57] Okay, move your cat ass. Hold on. There's nothing else we can send. Yeah, these things

[05:59:14] are too big. This asshole shows up here with shit on his cargo bay. What the fuck outta

[05:59:19] You're a piece of shit, bro. You're a piece of shit, man.

[05:59:26] Why this six? I don't know what we're talking about there.

[05:59:35] New batch of stamps.

[05:59:41] Ooh, it's nice today.

[05:59:45] I never finished this one.

[06:00:19] Freezer

[06:00:21] No freezer

[06:00:24] No Frieza

[06:00:27] Oh, do we have a box in here?

[06:00:33] You have to check where the captain is going lies

[06:00:39] Is that true

[06:00:46] What happened

[06:00:49] I'm trying to port Wimby in a while.

[06:01:15] I feel like the rate of how many packages we get to the rate of this guy coming to make

[06:01:26] everything away is too slow.

[06:01:33] And then if he returns a parcel and isn't it, can we fix it?

[06:01:36] I don't know if he fixed it.

[06:01:41] Our wife, Umi Waggytail, Umi Waggytail.

[06:01:49] Umi Waggytail.

[06:01:55] Umi...

[06:01:57] Ah!

[06:02:02] Umi Waggytail.

[06:02:07] There it is, man, there it is.

[06:02:11] Oh

[06:02:19] Boy on a long fang boy on long fang

[06:02:33] Excuse me

[06:02:35] Are you kidding? That's literally you bro. You're tell me there's another point yo

[06:02:41] You telling me there's another poyoon?

[06:02:47] It's not fragile?

[06:02:48] Funny, it's fragile enough.

[06:02:51] Okay, there's no way.

[06:03:05] I know you're still stacking those. I don't know what happens to all the returns.

[06:03:33] I might have to tell this guy, uh, Jijun.

[06:03:40] Because I don't see any boyowns.

[06:03:46] Wait!

[06:03:47] This is it!

[06:03:50] Oh my god.

[06:03:53] Ah damn.

[06:03:56] Let's go to the shores.

[06:04:00] Let's go to the shores.

[06:04:05] We have so many big boxes to ship, no way.

[06:04:19] No way.

[06:04:21] This is...

[06:04:22] We're gonna ship like two things today.

[06:04:25] You know, I put packages on boats going to that destination.

[06:04:29] What's going on? Vivian Tabby.

[06:04:40] I swear I saw Vivian.

[06:04:46] Sure, it should be in here.

[06:04:48] okay the captain the destination matters let's see where's this fuck where are you

[06:05:03] gone dude you piece of shit where you had it you

[06:05:19] where does it say where he's going where does it say where he's going

[06:05:33] Jim, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[06:05:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:05:45] Poor Windy and then Sunny Shores.

[06:05:47] That means he accepts all packages, because we only have two destinations.

[06:05:51] We're good, we're good.

[06:05:53] You can do it.

[06:05:54] Yeah, it's fine.

[06:05:55] That's fine.

[06:05:56] Dude, that is a gargantuan piece of shit right there.

[06:06:11] Oh my god.

[06:06:22] I don't know the stuff in the freezer that was supposed to go out.

[06:06:27] Uh, this is already marked.

[06:06:38] Oh my God, there's more packages here.

[06:06:42] Wait, this one's marked.

[06:06:52] This one's marked, too.

[06:07:06] Is this the one that was met?

[06:07:07] You could still...

[06:07:08] Yeah, I think there's nothing yet.

[06:07:10] Wait, oh, wait, there's one more.

[06:07:12] Sunny shores.

[06:07:13] Okay, we're good. These ones are all the returned ones. Yeah, we're just gonna leave these here,

[06:07:31] we don't care about them. We're leaving these here. Jan, leave him! Let him be!

[06:07:42] That's a hundred right there, a hundred percent.

[06:07:44] Okay, okay, that's fine.

[06:07:52] Autumn fur.

[06:07:55] Oh my god.

[06:08:04] I think we've shipped this package out.

[06:08:13] Uh-oh.

[06:08:17] There's nothing cold in here.

[06:08:20] This one's fragile, but it's already marked to go.

[06:08:26] So some of the stuff in the freezer is marked to go.

[06:08:28] It's already good, but then...

[06:08:34] buddy autumn fur hey are you seeing autumn fur anymore anywhere it might be one of the

[06:08:46] lost packages are one of these oh oh whoops oh my god I hope it's not ice

[06:09:02] Oh, he doesn't care.

[06:09:09] Nice.

[06:09:12] What the hell is this?

[06:09:19] Why is he doing that?

[06:09:26] What the hell is this?

[06:09:30] Why is it doing that?

[06:09:33] Weird.

[06:09:34] No.

[06:10:05] Send this in as the resume if I ever need a quick streaming and I gotta pick up a job

[06:10:17] at the post office boys.

[06:10:19] Basically the same thing.

[06:10:23] Stronger than words.

[06:10:24] I got vaude proof of doing it, you know.

[06:10:26] I saw this slot trying to see my address moment, nothing special.

[06:10:30] Small package.

[06:10:31] All package mean... not a letter.

[06:10:44] So I think this one is... oh I think these both are messed up.

[06:10:52] Sunny shores.

[06:10:53] We should ship this one.

[06:10:57] This is a sunny shores too.

[06:11:00] This one's fucked.

[06:11:01] What was it again?

[06:11:10] It's a what?

[06:11:11] Small package?

[06:11:12] Jim, I gotta find this package, bro, I don't know, he has a sloth attacked it?

[06:11:26] We don't have many.

[06:11:33] Is this considered a small package?

[06:11:39] I see no.

[06:11:44] Oh, we need to ship this one.

[06:11:52] Windy city.

[06:11:56] This one needs to go in the freezer.

[06:12:02] I might turn this guy away, cause I don't know.

[06:12:07] You don't have any what seems to be sloth ones.

[06:12:22] Oh, Jimmy Faddy.

[06:12:29] Jacks, round eyes, Jacks, round eyes, Jacks, Jacks, round eyes.

[06:13:12] my height with a sprig of lavender.

[06:13:36] Buddy.

[06:13:42] Where are you pulling these out from dude you're here Jim you're hiding these packages right

[06:13:51] you're hiding the package you're hiding the package

[06:13:55] Nice.

[06:14:05] Evil claw.

[06:14:17] It could be this one.

[06:14:25] It could be this. Wow. There it is. Jim, I'll take care of this one. I got it, bro. I'll make sure everything fits.

[06:14:38] All right, this is gonna be more about efficiency.

[06:14:44] Okay, there's no way. Oh, I gotta unlock this first.

[06:14:48] Dude, are you- what was returned? How? Oh, just one thing was returned. We're okay. It's just one thing. The others were old.

[06:15:02] Okay, I'm taking a breather. I got it.

[06:15:48] I'm trying, I'm going more for numbers over, uh, big box.

[06:16:05] There's probably seven here.

[06:16:15] YOU FOOL!

[06:16:18] Good, we gotta start sorting these packages with destinations.

[06:16:36] We now need destination packages.

[06:16:39] A lot of these actually happen to be Port Windy.

[06:16:46] Port Windy, Port Windy, not Port Windy, Port Windy, Port Windy, not Port Windy, not Port

[06:16:59] Windy.

[06:17:06] It's not that bad, it's not that bad, we have room.

[06:17:18] All portwindies.

[06:17:19] Wait no, those are taken off, those are all on the back, I feel like I have room.

[06:17:34] I swear there's room for more here.

[06:17:44] We have room for a fat box.

[06:17:49] This one's Port Windy.

[06:17:57] Right here, right here, right here, Port Windy.

[06:17:59] I think we're good, oh!

[06:18:24] You're doing this right now?

[06:18:25] You're doing this.

[06:18:28] doing this how does that not fit so random alright that's all port windy

[06:18:58] Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good.

[06:19:09] That's bullshit. That's bullshit.

[06:19:12] Invalid parcels. Get the fuck out of here. Who's- How? How?

[06:19:16] How is this, uh-oh, Crescent Bay?

[06:19:32] Cave, Shrodinger, coming right up.

[06:19:42] Shroddinga, coming right up.

[06:19:46] Alright.

[06:19:47] Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

[06:19:51] It must be here.

[06:19:54] Nope.

[06:19:55] I'm looking for a shrouding guy.

[06:20:01] And we did not start this Prevely!

[06:20:05] there's no there's no shrodinger I didn't see any shrodingers

[06:20:30] Can I not see it?

[06:20:41] This is Cade Z. It's Cade Schrodinger.

[06:20:51] How do we not have his package?

[06:20:53] What?

[06:20:54] Jim, I'm not talking to him.

[06:20:58] You go talk to him.

[06:20:59] I don't want to deal with that here right now.

[06:21:03] I don't want to deal with that.

[06:21:05] He's pissed.

[06:21:07] He's pissed.

[06:21:07] I don't want to deal with that customer.

[06:21:11] Dude, where do you see Zuri-S?

[06:21:14] It's literally Cade and Schrodinger.

[06:21:29] Buddy, we don't have it.

[06:21:35] Okay, they guys say you need to buy your whole closet here.

[06:22:29] insane raid thank you man holy shit life-changing raid thank you man hold on

[06:22:37] bro hold on hold on hold on presence are now together all right I'm putting

[06:22:44] crescents together this is now the windy this is all the windies go here all

[06:22:51] All the windies...

[06:22:55] Windy...

[06:23:02] Windy...

[06:23:06] Okay, all these are windies.

[06:23:14] The Windy Stash.

[06:23:21] Presence and Sonny's

[06:23:51] Oh

[06:24:05] What the hell where is this sending to?

[06:24:14] Am I blind I don't see any destination. Oh my god, it's right there. They're both sunny

[06:24:21] Alright, good stuff, good stuff.

[06:24:51] All right Crescent and Windy here.

[06:25:01] Oh, this one needs a freezer.

[06:25:17] This one's going to sunny too, probably sort this out eventually as well, but whatever.

[06:25:33] Asher jiggly tail.

[06:25:44] You're jiggly.

[06:25:46] Ah, you're jiggly.

[06:25:52] Cade zoomies.

[06:25:54] A special fish delivery.

[06:25:58] Cade zoomies.

[06:26:04] I want it right now. I want it right now.

[06:26:09] Fluffy tail.

[06:26:11] fucking tail of the cord

[06:26:32] I don't see it. I don't see it.

[06:26:39] I don't I don't see it. I don't see a fluffy tail with a cord

[06:26:45] Barnaby fluffy tail you're lucky you're lucky

[06:26:56] And yeah, Jim ggs I'd continue but we're gonna chill here game of the year game of the year we're owning

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