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07-27-2026 · 6h 26m
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Oh my God, people.
Holy moly.
How are you guys doing, Chad?
How is life?
What up?
What up?
Fresh week.
Oh my God.
we got a fresh week people what are we going on yo bro fucking token man
I'm not gonna lie it's been growing on me did they extend it or is it done
it's fun until you get to the rank where you're there just too good that's the thing about
these games. That's the thing about these games. You gotta
fucking hit the wall repetition, train, memorize the combos. You
gotta be ready for it. You gotta go, go, go. There's a lot to
take in here. You gotta keep up with it because there's always
another motherfucker. You do the combo 10 times. The guy you're
versing did it a hundred times. You do it a hundred times.
the fucking guy who does it a thousand times.
The one be one, yeah, ever you hit a wall,
but it's fun climbing the ladder in a fighting game
that you might be decent at to see where you peak at, you know.
Token comes out August 6th.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I will probably play this on launch
and just play ranked again.
But like, you know, just like Street Fighter, I could play more Street Fighter.
I don't really care about the story for this game.
It's honestly just the one be one online is what shines in fighting games.
Everything else to me is noise.
That's just how I take these games now.
I do not give a fuck.
Mortal Kombat story is fun because it's Mortal Kombat.
It's like literally a popcorn game, you know.
Hard worker official announcement.
I think I, I think I've already seen this, bro.
SF six greater than token SF six is really good.
Um, but that doesn't mean token's bad.
It's a fun game to bounce over to.
I would honestly play more.
Right now I would play more because I was enjoying it, I totally would.
Gameplay demo of Eschaton this game did look sick man. This game did look cool. I
Could play a dino blade brah true. I could I could beat some dino blade
No more Marvel shite, please true true. I don't I agree. I agree. I marveled out
But token is a is a well-made game. Okay. I got it. I gotta give it to them
It's a well-made game and it plays very nicely if you enjoy fighting games like
Same with the avatar game that came I see why people really like it too. It's just the theme just like avatar
They're they're fundamentally well-made games. It's now what theme pick your theme
significantly better than Marvel Rivals. I think Marvel Rivals was honestly like a mega hit. I
don't know what people say. I don't understand that the criticism to Marvel Rivals is brain
dead. All these games have a shelf life. Eventually they fucking die. And Marvel Rivals is actually
a very good game too. What are you talking about? It did. It has a fall off. Just like Overwatch has a fucking fall off.
They're fundamentally good games and then you did all these games slowly fall off cliffs, either through updates.
Or whatever the fuck else, dev decisions there are.
like Overwatch to me is a piece of shit now mentally to me I'm not gonna torture
myself play in the game but it is factually a good game if I'm talking
about like peak of it it was really fucking good Marvel rivals peaked early
then to me fell off but that's just it's just that game mode
I heard a Splatoon Raiders is good. I could hit that shit up.
Why not just play it for fun? Because Overwatch was inherently designed to be an eSports. They literally designed the game to be competitive.
So when you're not playing the game competitively, it's boring as fuck.
It's hard to play even. Yeah, that's just how I'm wired to play.
Play it. It's not. It is fun.
It is fun, but you want to just be good at it.
I
Sweaker PC is not online. There's no point in playing dude. There's no point
There's no point
Mold rise was good shit. I still think mole is
current game of the year
Mole is current game of the year
Sorry, this I got this trailer and it instantly starts, which is like blowing your ears up.
So yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Tainted grail.
I swear I played like 50 Tainted Grails.
Is this like the one fall of Avalon? Which one?
This one the fall of Avalon?
This is out now?
Hasn't it been out?
What am I reading? What am I doing?
What am I doing? Forsaken realms?
Single player.
Well, this is a fine mess, isn't it?
The earth groans, the walls crumble, and the enemy isn't even alive enough to appreciate
the trouble they cause.
What the fuck is this?
Have you ever tried fighting in 8th school?
Shambling, dumb as rocks.
Bro, this looks potato bad.
You play it and tell me how it is.
to expansion release that is this official cost of hope release date reveal actually
honestly going back to stalker after launch and I I thought stalker was meh but going
back when the DLC drops to my save to remember how it is or trying again I don't know I think
it will still fall flat. I'm not sure. But the DLC would be a good go back time. It'd be a good
DFib playthrough. I gave it 14 hours in November in 2023. It's going to be four years or two years.
It'd be a good time to go back. God damn 200 gigs. The DLC is also a 2.0 update. Yeah, I think it would be a solid time to go back to this game when the DLC hits because then you see two years of updates.
yeah I probably I'll probably do that shit why not half sword update bro until
half sword adds some type of boss content or like
Um, multiplayer, dude, I fucking love Half Sword, but like many updates to the game isn't
going to do it.
I already played the content side of Half Sword.
Now it's kind of like, it's so good, I just need more to do in it.
I don't think Half Sword fumbled, I think it's such a fucking good game, they just need
to develop it.
They just need to, it just needs more.
I will load up the game if there is a reason to load up the game. It is just such a well fucking made game. It looks good. It plays well. Everything about it is great. It just needs more to do that is interesting to do.
The incentive playing it before was trying to get to the final boss. It was like a gauntlet.
the demo gauntlet and the games steam launch gauntlet were both fun those are the two incentives
Alright, what else do we have here?
What else do we have here, motherfuckers?
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What do we have here what do we have here stalker to
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So my GM bullshit beast link I got the trailer for that
All right, I don't see anything else I know they should have extended the the beta
Have you seen this?
The rings of power brother show is still going on man
Who the fuck is still watching that show bro? That show sucks ass. I'm actually who the fuck. I I don't know man
Rings the power just feels like they're squeezing
You know when you squeeze a lemon and it's like you're you're you squeezed all the juice out and you're trying to get like that
The last fucking bit
Doesn't matter
The tiniest bit left. It's so bad. 5% of it is cool. I was like hype for the first season because I was like they might as the
The CGI is good in it
Some of the shots are good in it of like your iconic
Middle-earth scenery, you know, you see good shots of the Tolkien universe because of the fucking CGI
But it's also like an extremely expensive show
But that's all it has
Other than that lol
Like if I can see fucking ball rock it so I was gonna spend like a hundred mil
Whatever the fuck cost to 3d render the living fuck at a ball rock
Okay, and I am paying for it
But if Jeff is go for it, dude, if you want to fucking make it so this motherfucker is HD as hell
That's cool
But then the story surrounding it is just like a filler and potato and who asked
Yeah, I
I haven't even thought about it so I just watch it.
Sure, that is the other thing. It is very accessible.
There is that. That's probably why. It is kind of like, you know what? That's exactly right. You're right. That's why also three seasons.
Wait, is it season three or season four?
Everything is bad because I don't like it.
Wait do you okay? I think I think I found a ring of powerspan found one
Bro by all beings fucking watch the show
Story and writing are not the same thing. Oh it is on three
This fucking guy
Speaking of bad, latest HOTD was so boring, I watched the first two seasons of HOTD this
third season, it didn't ignite for me, it didn't ignite.
Maybe because it is so accessible, you literally have Prime and boom, it's just right there,
now Lord of the Rings. Slop or not fucking you don't need to buy it's just there might as well just watch it.
True true and that's probably a lot of people. Yeah this game looked pretty good.
oh wait I thought I thought this show was third person I'm thinking of a different Western
Happy to you're just happy to have new Lord of the Rings things. It depends it
depends yes and no sure sure no no because that's when stuff turns into
slop bro you're that's literally this guy that's definition of slop this guy
This guy just enjoys the shit.
No. No. That's not how it works.
That's how it is working. This guy just wants more Star Wars. It doesn't matter as long as there's more Star Wars.
As long as there's more load of the rings, it doesn't matter if they're not as good as the original.
Just have a bunch of strings attached to the originals that are shittier, but as long as they're tied to it, you're good.
I don't know man. I don't know. To each their own.
Golem was so shit, it was so good.
What the hell was that?
This looks like, this looks like maybe it looks it looks like it can be kind of cool.
I mean.
Is that a book of his weak spots?
And though a great fire was blazing, did not touch her.
This game's weird, it's like, it could be decent, but it's like, ight.
It's like weirdly steampunky.
Why is there like steampunky western ages because the revolver a cult punk
What the fuck, man?
I don't have any redness, fuck, don't shit, don't shit, wait, wait, okay.
Wow, he gets one tat.
You should have studied before the fight, man.
What are you doing?
Dude, this guy's fucking studying right before the test.
Okay, during the test?
I do not need to play the mound Omen of Cthulhu. I played the demo, Lies.
Bar Cry's extraction shooter was cancelled? Really?
now someone's gonna be like oh man oh good we don't need any more extractors yeah what the fuck
else are they gonna do what else are they gonna do no one asked I'd rather them try they're already
gonna make the far cry single player why not far cry could be a bro far cry could be anything
thing. Our cries just like take a location and make like an action game in the location
with interesting characters that carry it forward. What is this shit? What am I doing
here. Purpose. Purpose is everything.
We got Clayman.
We all are.
Is this a superhero?
What makes you so special?
I'm the best console man around.
I still data in cyberspace.
Oh, that's to find out.
That's for all.
Look at that.
Look at that.
See you on the other side, Jack.
This is the book that created cyberpunk. It's based off of a book.
Or did this book actually inspire cyberpunk a bit?
I mean, there was some elements, but it is like the fucking future.
Neuromancer book defined cyberpunk universe. Oh, really?
Really?
Oh so this this fucking book was like actually when was it released from 1889 so this is like the
blueprint for cyberpunk
Goddamn, brother.
Dude, what are you, what, 1889, what did I say, 1984, oh, well, shit, brother, before
most of you were born 1889 new avatar series brah I am all set on that now
one's all yours that's cool though bro okay okay I don't know that that's pretty
sick man this could be good this guy this author is the father of cyberpunk
That's why I like Tolkien's the father of fucking elves and orcs and all that shit
What we have here beast link
Oh my god, is this the evolve, is this the new evolve?
I
what the fuck is this okay sure did maybe man maybe sure hold on I got it I got it
I new game mode of 4v4 online that yes maybe that's what this is you got two
fucking creatures the players play the characters and they assist their sides
monster. Fuck, that's like a League of Legends kind of. Add some towers, a shop, you got
League of Legends. No one wants to play that. Come on, man, Miss Fall Class review? I don't
How this game isn't out yet.
What else? I don't know what I'm playing today, by the way. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, the Starker 2 DLC.
Hello? Hello? Mrs. Stiff, right?
The pens he's asking.
You don't know me. I'm just starting out as a stalker.
There's a lot of rumors about the zone on the mainland,
but it looks like so many things have changed for the better.
Even some new places have been discovered, and now there's a way into the island forest.
Now I'm just more sure I'll make it there.
If you want to know, walk your own path. See it for yourself.
I'm not gonna be here from for like five days this comes out while I'm not here feels bad
it was bad yeah I was gonna play this when I came out well maybe when I come back we'll see
industry moves fast oh yeah this would have this would be a good time to go back to stock or two
for sure. Rubinite boss rush game, dude.
Yeah, I mean, that looks pretty sick.
That's a good boss rush game.
I don't remember the last boss rush game I played.
I swear it was...
I swear Fury was the last one.
Yeah, I feel like Fury was literally the last one.
Elvis souls. I guess the only memorable one.
Yeah, there's not many. Check out. Yeah. I mean, this looks pretty solid.
Oh yeah. Titan souls was really solid too.
Wukong is a boss rush game.
People say that. I didn't really feel that playing Wukong.
I think so.
Secura is also a boss rush game.
Lol it is.
Yeah I don't know.
I don't really feel that.
Maybe I'm not remembering it correctly.
Check the alley new spooky game.
Bro I am aware of dino fucking blade bro.
Do you want me to do a playthrough of it?
I played the demos, kind of funny, decent.
I could beat it.
I don't know if it's like worth beating
or if the fucking dinosaur or the blade falls off
after like, it's cool for like two bosses.
But the demo was cool, it was fun.
There's a bit of a lull.
It's like, I wasn't at a meme game,
meme that they turned into an actual football game
or some shit.
It was like a joke they made into an actual game.
Owly
Um...
I mean it could be maybe it's out smilegate published this
Mmm
BR only
It's good I mean it could be decent it could it looks like you walk in alley with a phone and then weird shit happens
Mmm, I mean I could bro
Sure sure
You know, Moldrise was good. Yes, Moldrise was good.
Uh, it's technically an anomaly hunting game.
Okay, I guess it's actually maybe not super bad.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
Forsaken Realms.
Oh yeah, someone mentioned that.
Varen's Call.
Wait, did I look at this shit?
buddy why are we why are we talking about this game this isn't I thought the
trailer looks like a potato
action RPG bro no I don't yo chat you guys try this this looks like it looks like
What kind of, I don't know, man, a great fable light RPG?
I don't know, man.
We have an orc problem demo.
Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Barbar Bury!
How was this?
It could be satisfying, baby's first game, dude the physics based shit looks kinda satisfying
right man?
Alright brother, I played Welcome to the Game 3, honestly the second one was the best,
The third one was I, I kinda, the loop just kinda didn't hit as hard this time around.
What is Bonehold?
I got four of it kinda fast.
You barely played it?
I know I got just sport of it.
Yeah, some of you guys get so offended when I don't feel like playing a game.
It's like here you feel personally attacked. It's hilarious.
What the hell are you?
This looks pretty decent.
I feel like I've played a couple of games like this before though.
Well maybe in this one you actually get upgraded gear.
Yeah, I swear I played this is kind of like bolt gun, but you got gear, you know, I'm
saying tears of metal was solid.
I played the demo.
Yes, flick.
What do we have?
What do we have?
What do we have?
Pro scary games, man.
Maybe, maybe.
Y'all don't look kinda...
This looks like it could be decent.
I'm playing the playtest for an inherently one and a half hour game to me is stupid though.
Like I'd rather just wishlist it and wait for it to come out.
Same shit. I did see Splatoon Raiders. Is it worth hitting up the, is it worth checking
it out? I could download it on the switch. I've heard about it. I can't tell. It's a
Looter Shooter it's an extractor
Yeah
I'll fucking try it. I'll try it. Yo Splatoon was fun
I didn't think it would be such a mega hit that it would spawn a bunch of other games like the first one was good
But apparently yo Japan fucking loves it
Yeah, I'm like, but soon as decent, but come on.
It's casual Call of Duty
Is that basically what it is
All right, let me see let me see let me see
All the duty is already casual
Where is this game?
Where is this game?
Fuck.
Home.
Alright.
Let me see.
Splatoon Raiders.
Splatoon Raiders.
Right here.
How much is this?
50 bucks?
Holy fuck.
Alright.
Let me see.
Hold on, hold on.
Spla-boom!
This game came out this week.
I don't think it's PvP.
It might be.
How long are we talking about here?
15 minutes, 10 minutes?
Easy clap.
I'll try it out, I'll try it out.
We'll see what's going on here.
Cup of the day in 10 minutes, true.
You know what, while we wait, I know where I'm headed.
The first place victory.
My dad works at Nintendo.
Nice, bro.
Does he bring you home, Amiibos?
Chat, there's nothing else, bro.
There's nothing else of interest.
There's really, there's nothing else, boys.
There's nothing else.
All right, here we go.
Let's see.
Boom, boom, waiting for download.
First place, Inc.
Where's my shit at?
Let's see if this mutes the bod.
All right, easy, 10 minute first place.
I'm not playing dino blade.
Maybe actually.
Splatoon Raiders might be horrible.
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
YUMMY!
I'm owning.
Someone's dying here.
Yummy. Another one. Another one. Oh my god! That's fucking bullshit.
Alright, chill.
I could have done a cup of the day.
It is Monday. It would be a solid, uh, hey, I could. If it's full speed, full speed track
Mania listening to music with a fan running is basically like driving on the road
With the window open it has to be a full speed map though the sense of speed is there
Dude you motherfucker this guy is literally a fucking wart holy shit
Oh my fucking god, dude. Every single time. This red snail shit.
It.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
Oh my God, I killed Oscar the Grouch.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Yeah, Oscar the Grouch is one of the, I think he's, he's top, he's like peak Sesame Street.
Cookie Monster is the best character.
But that's an easy one.
I mean, Elmo sure man, sure.
How do you hate Cookie Monster?
Yeah, what am I, 1800?
Okay, easy.
All right, we need to death.
He eats all the cookies and there's nothing wrong with that.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
There it is, digested.
Sure, maybe Cookie Monster did influence some kids that become obese.
Because it was funny, Cookie Monster, until they started actually becoming Cookie Monsters.
Maybe.
Yeah, then it's the parents felt who provided the cookies.
Fuck you, wizard.
Get away from me.
Truce for one battle, all right? Be my bodyguard for one battle.
I'm literally alt-foring after this.
Yeah, yeah, just bodyguard for right now. Let me top ten it out.
Now I'll let you for out for the cause.
Osempic and NA tap water will further civilization.
They should make happy meals for adults.
I got one for my kid the other day and I was like, what the fuck?
I want a happy meal.
I want to be happy.
I want to fucking toy with some nuggies.
It's called a combo.
Fuck that shit, bro.
It's called alcohol.
No, dude.
The happy meal.
They need to make a fucking adult happy meal.
What the hell is this shit?
Happiness doesn't stop after you're not a kid.
It's harder to achieve.
It's called a happy hour.
I guess so.
You can buy one for yourself.
Oh, bro, there's more to it, bro.
Talking about something more for...
Yeah, you're right, actually.
Happy hour. Yeah, that's only alcohol related. Okay. We need happiness that isn't something
that takes you out of sobriety. You're doing it wrong.
No!
Come on buddy.
Whatever.
Alright, let's see if this game is any good.
Po-PEEP!
Perfect timing.
Holy shit dude.
Scripted timing.
Actual scripted timing.
Po-PEEP!
as I move over. Alright. What do we got here? What do we got here, Nintendo? Selected this
chat that thought of you. Taurus! That's fucked up, man. Yeah, this should be Taurus, should
be instead of easy, this should be the new adjective going forward.
Easier battles so you can progress through the story faster, the standard of the tougher
battles if you're up for the challenge.
I mean, I just want to see what the fuck the game is about, okay, and then I maybe I can
turn it up after.
This game is super fun, 20 hours in, no fucking way, dude.
can't be that good no way what is your game taste though if you're like I love
persona then it's like you're in the lines
hold on I need to see your gaming taste profile
Is that a fucking...is that a smushed shark?
Oh my god.
What's that?
What?
It's not a game.
So if the money comes, it's gonna be in the wallet.
Dude, only Nintendo gets away.
Oh, Nintendo and indie games get away with this VA.
The only difference is Nintendo charges 50 bucks.
Indie game charges 5 bucks.
I'm skipping this honestly fuck the lore let's be real no one gives a fuck about the
lore I'm sorry there's no there's no interest I'm curious about how
addictive the gameplay is I don't give a shit
I want to press the buttons show me how addictive pressing the buttons are not
this shit plot. You know what, maybe I should have went porous. True. Oh here we go, we
made it.
There is barely any difference.
I'm definitely in Splatoon and not Slyther.
Um, okay.
Alright.
Sherman.
Freckles.
Sherbro.
Looking good.
Sure it did.
You're the mechanic, by the way. What do you mean?
He's actually the best character, the man for Ray, he's fucking cool.
Yeah, it's a good design, brally's cool, man.
Big man.
Okay.
Let's see, let's see.
Yo, guy that has 20 hours, uh, when does the game actually start right now?
It's not like a one-hour tutorial into them, the actual game, right?
I'm not trying to be impatient.
Just sometimes these games do that.
Especially Nintendo games.
Oh, there's motion control.
Let me shut that off.
Okay.
Motion control is superior.
Or what, did most people play with motion control?
Is it actually good?
I used to shut it off.
Reset the camera.
Is it actually good?
The whole game is motion control.
100 times better, really.
Um.
Yeah, I'm just gonna play without motion control.
Okay, each their own.
Okay, you get mysterious shards.
Press Y to reset the camera.
This music is waaah.
What the hell is this?
Okay, okay!
This is kind of like Splatoon Basics, you can also swim through grates, alright what
do we have here?
Use the R to cover ink that's a different color, oh yes alright, yeah this is heavy Splatoon
basics
How you can recover ink for here
I live in this way yet salmon is
Oh my god
What's going on, boss?
Use ZR to defeat Salmonids.
That's the first form of Salmonella. Salmonids. Research collected.
We have here.
I bet the ink definitely looks better compared to Splatoon 1, but Splatoon 1 always had satisfying ink as well.
They definitely made it more inky looking. Or paint looking, I mean.
I remember, yeah, I mean this game was heavy PvP, wasn't the first game all PvP?
Or I had a single player campaign, right?
Some people enjoyed the single-player camp time.
That's a big one, what is this, oh.
What do we have here?
One boss, you got this.
Salty tongue.
Okay.
We got a new gun.
Flamingo Splattershot Jr.
All right
Are you this board a gaming brother this just came out people said it's good
This is called being curious of gaming
I'll music stop and a tutorial.
Maybe I shouldn't just keep painting and sliding and just moving forward.
Maybe that's faster.
enough. What do we have here? Yeah, this is, yeah, this is a tutorial still. The game's
still trying to start its way up. I turned it up a little bit. There's no PVP in this
This is like a PDE Splatoon game, didn't it?
It can't be serious!
Uh, we are- I am getting serious.
Okay, we have different weapon levels.
We got the Flamingo Jr.
Flamingo Jr.
Okay.
All right, auto-collect loop that you missed.
Something tells me that's how we get to the levels.
Lello Island, Erp Island.
Okay, so this is how we go and get some treasure.
We go and raid it.
Okay, okay.
Let's see.
Okay, so this is a basic loop now when you play the game.
So, you spawn in and you gotta go around finding treasure.
That's my new gun. Alright, let's see.
I can move the bot around.
Wasn't there a sprint button? I think I missed that shit.
Oh, this thing helps me fight.
Who is providing these fucking chickens with cast irons?
Who's the supplier?
Is he not following me? Oh he does. Oh big man's piloting. There he is. Holy shit there. He's crazy
Buddy, it's very rumbly in there
buddy you don't gotta do this let me help you come over here jump and
clicking press B. Oh, shit, okay. Okay, how'd you come here and do that? There we go.
be nice if you just auto fall of you
I got like close.
I guess you just have to be very, you gotta just be precise.
Alright onion rings, that's all I say.
The inner fat in me.
The crystal, hold on the bot's hut is flashing, drill ready.
Okay, so he is like the thing from, what's it called?
Oh, okay, okay.
What is this as you get powerings from summoners your bot buddy builds the showstopper gauge
what's the showstopper gauge well-pressed to unleash the showstopper
I haven't needed it to bust this out in forever it's gonna be great like his old
Mantidance?
Oh, I see him.
What the hell is this?
All right, this gives a lot.
Okay, let's see let's see this might be a boss
Territory
Uh-oh.
Gotta be a more efficient way to move around.
I mean, those bubbles look satisfying!
I just played guns and goblins. That game was great.
Collection satisfying. I mean shit.
Come on, what the- come on, baby. A real actual treasure chest.
You can do tons of things to customize.
I think the music is great, dude.
Why can't they voice act?
You're welcome chat, you're welcome, oh I got the chest.
What do we have here? What do we have here?
Is this treasure? Looks like ink tanks.
Each gadget is unique.
Is this where the game becomes interesting? Hold on.
Because you can customize this shit out of your paint gun.
The thing that makes this game interesting is the painting, it's fun
painting shit on the ground. Equipment will gadget.
Let's do this.
You're like a ghostbuster, but with paint.
Okay, so now I have an arm ove.
This is worth $10 max.
$10!
Okay, I have this now.
This is one.
Okay, here we go.
I can change my gear, gadgets.
This is the only gadget I have.
Tanks, style, Bop Buddy.
Level 2 weapon.
Alright.
This game is 50 bucks, brother.
All their fucking ink is like shit-colored like diarrhea ass ink
I got my move I probably use that
HP and damage up.
Yeah, after playing fighting games and then giving me a Nintendo controller is so weird.
It's like a lot of repetition of like pressing X and now it's like changing exactly where
X is.
You know how it is with a Nintendo controller.
Like wait a minute
Yeah, I know you can flip them can't you I think you have to do that every single game though, right?
Oh, yeah, you can go up here. I was wondering if you could do that
You know the gun is fun to shoot
Splatoon always did have fun gun shooting though, like you're missing, the way you paint
is satisfying.
Oh water, oh shit, very toxic.
Very toxic.
of
of
of
of
Do you get more XP on higher difficulty? What's the incentive?
Do you get the same?
Ow!
I really do not like it if you touch the water.
It's like horrible. Everything gets ruined.
I see, this will let me just glide through.
Okay, okay!
Holy shit, it's like a weird dogfish.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, um, Adidro, we actually might die here.
How dare you!
Ah, let's see, let's see.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Got a nash!
So it's just level PvE levels that lead to like an actual piece of loot to upgrade you.
I'm pouring over the Spirit Halli Islands.
Some sort of parts.
Alright, let's see how this works.
That's a gadget.
Oh, you can attach it to your R.
Slash damage, vertical slash.
Got you.
Okay, I see, I see.
Ah, vertical slash and splash damage up.
Now it goes vertically instead of horizontally.
I'm not sure if I actually like that.
Let's see.
Other one was like a gap closer.
Alright, let's see what's the next map.
Maybe this is the last one and this is like tutorial island.
Okay, scale buried runes.
Oh, wait.
Wait, is this a boss fight?
Pressure underground.
Let's see.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, he's right to it.
Sub-level 1.
Huh.
120 remaining?
charge it back up if we had any power eggs, but we need a thousand power eggs in two minutes.
Oh, am I?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
And it is my armor, I just like, don't.
Insane music.
Pick cut salty tongue.
Salmon has got our treasure fair enough.
Oh boss fight.
I wonder if these things have weak spots.
The damage numbers and the powerball collections are satisfying.
It's like collecting in like a vampiric fire survivor, collecting loot, or collecting gems
and loot.
It has like that dopamine hit.
I'll give it that.
I get satisfied.
Killing this shit.
Yeah.
Come on there, shit.
Oh yeah, there's a big gold chest here.
Oh my god, the fog.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Ah, what do we have, what do we have?
Are all these scripted?
Did everybody get these when you play it, anyone?
Is all this tutorial shit?
Everybody got all these all the same
Two fisted salmonoid
Mid air jump you quit on all tanks
You're a squad jump once in the air we just wanted to arrange you and some of those are knocked back
I don't think it's a roguelike. You keep building your character. It's like an extractor
Relic powers, okay
Reassign, whoops, splash area, vertical slash, charge in, increase damage when charging in.
What's 7?
There it is.
What is this supposed to be?
Mechanic Shack?
Ahhhh... Weapon Upgrading.
I wonder if this is what we're doing right now, I don't know.
Well, I get it. I might end up getting a different weapon.
So then these upgrades might be useless
Test range
Spare rooms
But that mad relic collection, uh, so this is just like some bullshit.
Ah, let's go to another level, I guess, right?
Oh, you can just go to the menu and reach them as well.
Let's go here. High danger.
Did I miss the level up zone?
What was that?
Oh, you can get like different things.
I'll do some hidden shit on here that I'm not really getting.
Whoa!
Oh
What the hell?
All right, let's see, let's see.
A balloon roller. Oh yeah, I wonder when you get the roller. That was one of the best
items in the first game. Are they class that had the roller?
It's actually dropped up.
This kind of looks like you might be able to take some shards on it.
We got some stuff here.
What's the next play through you're doing I'm not
I still want to do control and stuff. I'm just kind of waiting for the moment to feel it and do it
I did do control
And
I'm not sure
Oh gta's
No DTAs on the horizon, other than the new one.
A Mario marathon would be cool, yes, I feel like, you know, eventually I look good.
There's no rush bro, Mario's not going anywhere, okay?
I'm not, I'm still streaming.
I'm still streaming bruh.
No rest for the wicked will be a very interesting time to play.
I'm looking forward to that game.
I hope the single player is really good.
I've been waiting for that game since it got announced.
OK, this thing might change the whole game, because, uh, yes.
Bono-mano-mano moment, explosive steps when charging in.
You can only do one or the other.
Did it it did it?
Relic powers and I consider my weapons are reduced by 10% that's much better
So instead there is a better tank, I don't know which one he was talking about speed tank
Oh, and we gotta change it up. Let's try the speed tank
Oh, yeah, this thing is so much better.
You must be able to change your ink.
Oh, god.
Nope.
I don't want to do any of this.
Yeah, where do you go to level up?
Mechanic?
mechanic. I did. I wanted to play more token today. I was a little sad. Oh, this is where
I do it. Oh yeah, Moro shell too is coming out, right? So every time you level up, you
a gear and then you can upgrade your weapon or HP or gadget damage. I think
that's what's going on here. Just keep saying there's something to upgrade but
when I come in here there's nothing. What am I missing?
Am I fucking blind?
Okay, let's see.
I'm not sure about this game, it's not bad, it's kind of fun.
They should have just rolled the beta into the final release if it's coming out in nine
days.
Aw man, what are we waiting for?
9 days is gonna do.
Oh, shit.
Alright, let's go.
I'm not doing this correctly, but things seem like it sucks.
What am I gonna die?
Maybe it's more about painting and then air weed damage.
Do we have to keep scamming it?
I have to walk up to the gear it drops.
make it make it make it make it make it make it
yeah seems like you got to do a lot of jump attacks
I'd be doing this correctly.
I gotta keep collecting. There's a lot more.
Oh shit, I went through the grades.
It's taking me a while and I might not be doing this very efficiently or it's just a long
level yeah I guess the other gun is more like an SMJ this is kind of like a
a weird melee weapon. Jump play is a little awkward, I'm not a fan. It's real ready. I
I don't know.
Oh, there's more of her this way.
I'm not sure if I need to collect it all, but I'm close to...it?
It's like there's more mobs here too.
I
Jenny wasn't dying
All right, we're good.
Get it up, da-da!
Get enough!
Very nice.
Yeah
Yes, I brother it's I brother
I don't know what to play next. What do I play next?
multiplayer splatoon that one doesn't have multiplayer bro that was their single player game
that was their new single player game bro with like co-op maybe yeah i think it's online co-op
all right let me see if i peeked in this game this is a peek test
All right, and then I'll play something else, bro
You get some of you guys a fucking dino blade dino blade is probably like all right I
Played the demo. I know what it entails
Missed if I peaked
I most likely did peek
Forsaken realms mostly negative
The hell I
Don't think I'm playing a hollow live game to the back here's the theme
Come to think okay, then. Oh wait. Who was that?
What?
Why did I create this guy?
Blah, blah, nah!
Blah, everybody looks like an arc character.
Can you play anything but this?
Can you fucking do anything but be in this chat room?
Alright, let's see, I lose 3 times, all the 4.
I think
Ah, let's see.
Do I join for a connection?
This is going to be tough right out the gate.
out the gate. Buddy, buddy, buddy, the double counter. I actually forgot, oh my god, I
I completely forgot how to play this base game.
I literally forgot how to do...
Too many fighting games have scrambled my brain.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm actually scrambled brain right now.
From fucking avatar combos...
The token combos? They all subtly do things different. I forgot how to do the Tiger fucking
ball shit. Fireball. I don't remember. I literally don't remember. Oh my god, I don't
remember how to do it. As soon as I learn it will all make sense.
Oh, yeah, I remember a down triangle all right. I remember now
Really?
Oh my, pressed the wrong button.
Ah, pressed the wrong button!
I'm so bad.
All right, good.
I need to get a second warm up.
of
Oh
Shit
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just fumbling my keys.
I'm just fumbling my keys.
I'm just fumbling my keys.
Dude, this guy is not good. He's not good. I'm fumbling my keys.
All right
Wow, no it's no DP bro what the fuck
There makes no sense. I was expecting an EX DP never happened. Never happened
What the fuck, man?
the
of
uh-oh
Of course
Shit
Oh my god, this guy's a block master over here.
Holy shit.
I'm dead.
God damn.
Ah, damn.
Oh, he lost that, okay.
That's what I gotta do.
I gotta go up and then down.
Quickly hit them.
A new warrior has entered the ring!
Alright, let's see.
the hell is this dude broke the game on the second match
I
Find
what's his name modern bad oh my god his name is modern bad
Oh, he knows.
I failed!
Of course, now you do that.
Okay, okay!
Ah, wrong move.
Ow! Ow!
I'm just gonna hit that.
And
All right, all right, all right
Hold on hold on hold on
Wait
How do you do the full blown E- how do you do the 1 EX?
How do you do the 1 EX?
Bar.
Or one bar, special.
Oh, this guy had a shit connection, damn.
How do you do the one, uh, special, uh, tiger?
It's easy, I just forgot how.
Now for a beatdown!
Oh
This guy this guy's crazy dude
Forward special heavy
Oh
You can't fuck me up
This guy's move is very difficult to counter.
He left after one?
It comes a new challenger!
all right all right all right
if
the
guys literally at four damage
Oh
Oh, he's fine man with the crossovers.
Wow.
Ah!
Damn, he messed me up.
Ah, damn, he messed me up.
Maybe.
No!
That's not good.
That's not good.
Oh, that's not good, that's not good.
String is so long you stop blocking because you think you stopped attacking and that's not the case so fucking annoying
There's like a five hour long auto combo. You're like, oh, he's done. Nope
Oh my god!
Alright, alright chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
of
I thought I blocked that on drop.
This guy does not DP.
That's the problem.
I can't bait it out
That's insane!
Wow, bro!
Goddamn!
It's 16k achievable
Block that
Wow
got me with that jump.
Oh
Okay
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death
of
death
of
I
Alright alright alright
Damn dude
I
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Literally through, literally through.
God damn it.
Almost checked.
Some of the this rank is so weird some people will block and bait every DP others will just like not think you're gonna do it
That person was not
Really?
Oh my!
Troy, you can fuck.
Oh! Wasted.
Yeah, this guy, come on man.
Get the fuck out of here dude.
Get the hell out of here.
That's not good, that's bad, I can't.
I wasted it.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh.
Naaah!
Okay, okay, okay, very good, very good.
This guy's crossovers are so irritating.
Wow.
Oh
Yikes
Okay, okay
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Motherfucker.
I felt I dropped so many combos.
So many combos drop.
Now this side is a jammer, bro.
Alright, he's very good with that antsy air.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on hold on all good all good
Get the fuck out of here, bro!
Can you just die, dude?
You're kidding!
This guy is doing everything!
It's actually everything, man!
Oh
Fuck off man
Oh my god!
Holy shit.
You guys really get a timing that, huh?
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death
of
death
of
death
of
one one lead to the O3
okay
Wait, when they, with their first connection, hit them with a tiger name?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
get the fuck out of here dude get the fuck out of here
Oh my
Yeah, this guy messed me up.
Am I still 15k? I'm like hovering.
15-5, alright.
I
Thought that's a bravus what does that mean?
Wow
Wow
I don't think I have him here, maybe?
One hit.
I should have jumped!
So fucking stupid, man.
I should have just jumped, bro.
Of course, this guy does everything that I want him not to do.
He doesn't do it and then he does it when I don't think he's going to do it.
Like right there, right there!
Don't wake up, deep breathers!
I
Damn.
I baited me.
Dude, he doesn't get baited!
Really?
That's crazy.
I'm scared to go for a throw because then it's going to go DP.
Ow.
Okay, okay
Okay, not sure what I'm supposed to do about that, but okay.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do there.
There's one!
Come on, come on.
what
Yes
I don't know why I dropped the auto combo when he woke up, should have been a perfect.
I feel like spun down after one light hit.
Which one's tighter, Nexus?
Save space poking?
Maybe I should just always do heavies.
Damn, I haven't versed a re-une. Who knows how long.
My old main!
Ah, that's unfortunate.
I don't want to come up!
I don't want to come back up!
Oh, he's shy!
Maybe...
I don't know if it's worth burning all this, I should have waited for next round.
Right.
Yeah, I was such a waste of meter.
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm not sure if I can get through this one.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Yes, yes, yes!
I
Think you're spamming that
I'm literally throwing if you win
right why would that not connect off of
the crush.
I
I
There it is boys
There it is I can smell 16k I can smell it
Now make it so I start with three
Bars are blind where does it show that?
not matchmaking settings. Not in combo trial. I'm trying to figure out how to do the one
One bar.
One bar tiger.
I'm gonna do that.
Training mode?
Oh, regular training.
I've been first, uh, this character at all.
I
Oh my god!
I got a launch out for hers.
The
Shit, damn it, bruh!
Right into that, huh?
Okay.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, what is this, Nintendo Netcode Dev?
Same guy?
Did I lose rank for that?
I better not have.
Uh-oh, this guy's even better than the previous Akama.
What?! How does that stop him? EX Tiger!
GG man. I don't even know how you do that much damage versus worth of HP on me.
What?
I don't understand.
understand
Maybe he's like me, maybe he was playing Avatar and Token and then came back to this game.
baby
Yeah, this guy is definitely a...
I think he's trying to figure it back out and he's trying to figure it out.
There it is, there it is.
I'm just gonna get a drink real quick.
Hold up.
Yeah, what do I play, man?
What do I play?
I could continue this, but yeah.
Zero Space was pretty good, but it'd be bursting a very small community of players.
Dude, Sleekka is not multiplayer.
I would love to play Sleekka on PC, but they decided not to release it as multiplayer.
Well, this guy had that connection.
Well, the last time I burst someone playing her, they completely kicked my ass.
So, I'm probably gonna get shit on.
I don't even know what to do against her, it's so weird.
oh my god you go right for the grab oh come on
Okay, whatever. This character is ridiculous.
I don't even know. I might want him done, actually. I might want him done. You're gonna want him
You gotta learn, you gotta learn.
Right!
Right.
What is even going on here?
I pressed the wrong button and GG.
Wow.
now. Yeah, I'm gonna play a token on release. I'll be playing it right now, to be honest.
I was starting to really get into it.
I don't know when to use Tiger Needs. Tiger Needs so weird. I feel like it leaves me more vulnerable, but I'm just bad at
actually using it
Okay, bro
Okay.
Interesting, interesting, okay, okay.
Okay
I don't like how Crush stops that. It's so annoying.
Alright.
Yeah, I guess we gotta do a medium.
My mom says if you win this match, we get dino nuggies tonight.
Well, looks like you're gonna get that on your dinner plate, bro.
Cause I'm winning this.
Good.
I
Right
Right
This guy this guy what?
No dino negi's, nevermind.
Nevermind, nevermind.
You're getting cold, frickin' nasty soup.
How did I lose to this guy dude? Come on man.
I wish I knew how to do the game fireball without throwing that.
I'll figure it out.
wait dino nuggies could still be on the tables if it's the best of three it is
hold on hold on
I figured it out. Leveled up the gameplay. Just figured out how to do that. Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo, what a beat!
Meow!
I
Okay
That was like both of us just trying to say who opened up the block and lost that was
That was the battle right there.
It's all classic players up on this ring.
So now they are really mad if they lose to a modern, so it makes it twice as fun.
I'm dead.
Why is this fun, man, because they get so
Oh man, they're like the fucking modern beach, I haven't played this shit since I was five.
And they added modern fucking pieces of shit, you just started when you were 20.
How many don't have 20 years of experience and you learn so much better with your legacy,
you should know you can start getting frame data.
You read the game with frame data, you piece of shit.
How dare you, you noob.
They added it because you're a fucking noob.
I put in the walks until it's 5 since 3v1 and my mom left me at the arcade and you beat me.
You play a modern and you beat me.
That's the classic story. That's the classic player. The classic elitist.
Brogess, I just described it and he went right into his mind's eye.
Like he was back there. Long ago!
What the fuck? How does he know this shit? What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Oh man, I missed!
Uh oh.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What a bomb!
I am fire!
Yo!
Alright, alright, chill, chill.
Okay, okay, chill, brother, chill, mother!
Sniper!
We're out of here!
Sniper!
There it is, there it is.
Modern bitch, modern player, but isn't your game dead?
Bro's badge is that of a corpse, man.
Dude's rockin' a corpse badge.
Yes, it was a marathon badger.
does that go through block or something?
Oh, what am I doing?
Yep. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
there it is boys whoa I'm almost at 16k oh my god I'm almost at 16k
Hey!
No!
I guess very good at that.
I'm okay, okay, don't take me away from 16k man
Oh really good he's ready for that
Practice the counters
Crazy, all right never never press that against this guy
I
I
damn
Wow
Oh, shit.
I think he got me here.
No.
No dude, damn bro.
Oh, my 16k man.
That was my 16k brother.
Yeah, you just need to lose weight by having an air fry near you and just putting in the
Lightly breaded dino-nuggets, next thing you know you fucking jack.
you mean fat I don't think so
She missed, she missed.
Is that through Tiger knee when they knock down?
What do you mean?
She left. When I get knocked down, Tiger Knee?
Like on Wake Up, Tiger Knee?
On there, Wake Up?
On there, Wake Up, do a Tiger Knee?
What? Is it a... does it get through their block? Their down block?
I
Want to play something else. I just don't know what's a play bro. It's Monday tokens offline that Vietnam's offline
Yes, we have single-player games
Games.
You're going to play some battlefield.
This guy's scary. 17K?
And he kept pushing me.
Yeah, he's using the steering wheel.
No!
Really, you're gonna block that?
How dare you block?
Oh, shit.
No!
Damn you, you messed me up.
Oh no, I just want 16th cave!
Please dad, please!
Buddy, just rematch.
Stop acting like this is like some shit, let's go.
Oh my god, I remember- wait, this is this rank-up match.
really right into the graph
Oh what
Okay.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Have like crazy rains
16 never these 16k gatekeeper. Well, let me just get through
I was blocking that but whatever
I don't know where my bar went by the way, I have no idea.
I don't know where it even went.
I saw no exes come out.
Okay, okay, chill chill hold on, hold on.
I
Block it
Give me my 60k man, give me my 60k, man!
Plus 79, this is like a boss!
right
right
he's mad
he's mad
Oh really? Dude, at this rank that is not worth using that. They're too good.
I'm saving my critical art. I almost used it.
regrets
no it's over she got me
DJ
Wow
Shit on at the end damn
Buddy, I just want 16
Please
I actually stopped that guy's rank up didn't I and then he maybe is back at his rank up match
right
Okay, okay, okay.
There it is boys.
Easy.
Ah shit.
Oh shit.
GG man, I missed the timing.
GG man, I missed the timing.
Come on!
What?
Through that? You just do that?
Oh, get out of here, man.
If I lose this, bro.
Oh, my God, I threw...
I threw the GG.
Oh, my God, man.
What the fuck even is this?
Hey, this guy was so bad.
I
Right
Are you kidding me?
There it is.
Are you kidding?
Where are these players?
Oh, no.
Right!
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Sure, man.
Share, brother, sure!
Ah, dude, I wanna play something else.
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death
of
death
of
death
of
Alright, alright.
Give me the 16k, is this the 16k player?
Okay.
Ow. Come on, man.
Dude, holy shit, I'm dead.
Oh my god dude, oh my god!
right look at this fucking range man
the
of
Oh, I'm not dropping any frames every twitch shit the bed
of
death
of
death
of
death
Or not, okay.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Is this the 16k?
If I start...
If I start, died a bit right now, I can beat it.
That was a waste.
Man, this guy's all in point with pressing that, huh?
I
Okay
Oh
Wow
Wow
Right, dude, right
of
death
of
death
of
Maybe, maybe.
Is the fact that he catches me on wake up is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Well I guess, I need a minute, I cannot get 16k.
16k is not going to happen.
and then you cute again
Difficult rank matter, but he knows what the heck
All right, let's see
one
one
of
one
of
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Man!
Range of that!
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death
of
death
of
death
No!
right
And that's how you throw and that's how you throw oh
She missed
This is the battle who gets 16k holy shit
there it is wow still not 16k
five
five
five
five
five
five
Shit.
I
this guy is so annoying when
Oh, really?
It gives him like an hour to react to that apparently, okay.
Dude, I don't know how this guy counters.
Like, I can't get any moves in for some reason against this guy.
He instantly has some sort of fucking move that stops anything from getting through it
and blocks it all, like, okay?
Are you joking, dude?
Ah, damn, man.
I
Peaked I literally peaked I'm done after today. I'm done
Really
Don't expect me to be a pusher. I've been hovering here for like two hours
of
Oh
Really
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
Right.
How do I block that and he instantly hits me with like lights?
I don't follow this game.
Like, he should be...
I should be able to mess him up after that.
Oh get the fuck out of here man, get the fuck out of here dude.
Right, GG.
Oh, really?
This is probably a waste.
I'm already regretting doing this.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
One default combo, his leg stretches across the screen.
What?
As soon as he connects, it's Gigi.
Come on, man.
Bro, he was 18k.
I
Beat those guys can
Oh, but I catch that one, right?
come on man
I should have knew he was going to do that.
of
of
of
of
of
Oh dear, oh dear.
There's those fucking punches, man!
Oh
Oh
I
Right
of
All right, buddy, what's your plan here, my block?
He's not looking for my armor!
He tried, man. He tried.
Don't expect me to be a pushover.
This is the same Ken. Oh my god, why is there an 18,000 Grandmaster?
But I can literally not beat to get to 16,000. This guy's literally a gatekeeper.
Come on, man! On a 9 win streak? Like, is no one playing the game?
Oh, he instantly knows how to counter!
Okay.
I don't even know how you're supposed to block those punches, dude.
I have no idea.
It's like a down block doesn't do anything.
This guy just juggles the corner, like what do you even do here?
Like, okay.
Ah, dude, this guy is so fucking good at the knowing.
Buddy, why am I versing at 19k?
Like go back to your ring.
Go back to your ring.
I get this next DK.
Oh my god, that combo is literally half your health bar is gone.
And you do it.
And triple.
It's good, like, okay.
Yeah, it's not about blocking when you're in the middle of their string.
There's no blocking when you're in their string.
Yeah
I
I don't know what's the guy's longest move is
No, I'm not a tiger knee, but like when you're playing footsie
Seems like that heavy is very strong
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of
This is your last life!
Let's go!
Wait!
Don't explain to us!
I have a note the fuck you're supposed to even do here
the range man the putsy range is so fucking annoying
I thought it was slightly off.
Right.
Right.
Oh my god
GG bro, GG man. What the fuck are you even supposed to do here?
I just kick my ass
oh my god
I
Peeked
I
Oh
Body oh my god
Okay, okay, okay.
Really really man
No
okay okay come on come on
Of course, man. I didn't just start blocking on a weight that dude.
Come on, man.
God damn. Seven win streak.
right wake up DP block
Yeah
All right, I'm getting I'm getting triggered beyond believe oh
I'm getting triggered. I don't play this anymore. I
Can't everybody's too good at this rank
of
really
I
Know
I
Did as soon as they hit you
Right.
What are you? What are you supposed to do here?
Tank
How does he do that much damage that fast, bro?
Oh fuck this game, dude.
I can't, I don't want to play this anymore.
Everybody is too good.
I'm bad.
Oh.
I
all right man light punch neutrals
of
Okay.
I'm done.
of
Maybe.
Ah, we ended his 9 win streak.
That's gotta mean something.
Okay, we just defeated the 9 win streak.
What does that mean?
I
Where are you supposed to block that
I felt right in front of them
I feel like I haven't gotten a win in a while like a to a win
I wonder if you can, you can hit that down light and do a DI into a combo.
Did the range of 16 K's is ridiculous in this game
For a rematch, I need to farm somebody back up. Don't do this for a please
Please brother, please
Over there!
I need this man!
Here comes a new challenger!
Show me everything you have!
Show me your strength!
What?
It's the same guy?
You let them then we got queued up against each other again?
Alright, is this level good? Oh my god.
What am I missing with these blocks, bro? His abilities go right through.
Aw, this guy's too good, man. This is fucking stupid.
He's so good. I don't even know what you're supposed to do against this guy
Nooo!
Oh
What?
Oh my god.
One second left in a matter.
I had less HP, it doesn't matter.
OH MY! I just had the whole block!
Ahahahahaha!
Okay.
Okay.
GG, bro.
I'm choosing to lose.
of
really
There it is. There it is. I don't know why you didn't use the critical art on me, but
Oh
Man
of
Yeah, that's easy, brother!
Five o'clock, bro. What do we do, man? I don't know what game to switch to.
GEOGESSER!
Yeah, maybe some battlefield.
Yeah, maybe some battlefield.
Why not?
Why not some bottle shits?
Bottle shits.
All these, all these 17Ks now I'm fighting are not fun.
Like, I'm just trying to get the 16K.
Yeah, you're not getting the satisfaction.
I gotta hear what that shit...
Get that shite out of there, brother!
Get that shite out of there, brother!
Get that shite out of there, brother!
Get that shite out of there, brother!
Wash the gamer!
Yes, I actually do take care of my game.
Yes, I actually do take care of my hygiene.
Okay, I would prefer to be a washed gamer.
You fucking moldy ass fucking unwashed piece of shit gamer.
Okay, fuck you bro.
Oh fuck you man.
I
Bound it in
Mid in every game left my ass off all right, how much you keep laughing your ass up bro. Okay, keep doing it bro. Okay
I'm gonna do escalation on every map until I fucking hate the game, I agree, I agree,
I agree.
Ah, okay, okay.
My streamer's gonna win now, just watch.
My streamer's gonna win now, just watch me.
Watch him right now. It's gonna win.
Yoyoyoy!
The mo- Yay!
Dude, the mo- Wait, what is this? Escalation?
Everyone says escalation is really good and they failed on breakthrough.
Let's see if that's true. Is there a better sniper in this game? Is there one that is crazier to shoot?
Brother, who the hell is shooting? Oh, there's a tank.
Oh, our hell space bar.
All right, you know what we're doing to that asshole who just shot me.
You know what we're doing.
I'm only doing this as revenge, cause he blew me up.
Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way, wrong way!
I think they blew up the tank.
Buddy, this guy's literally off the map with an SMG.
Seek help, friend.
help friend abandon gaming see cal
I was am too high in this game when there's like no bullet drop
of
the
death of
the
death
of
Break the steel meter, hostile force through the lock down their objective.
Hostiles now hold more objectives.
Contact! Enemy infantry!
Nooooo!
I wonder how easy the lowlbirds are to control.
I would totally fly one, but I'm probably gonna fail and die.
They're OP if you know what you're doing.
Or like they're really strong.
Thank you, Capit-Bam.
You're welcome.
Ow.
How do I lower that?
How do you talk in this game?
Would you get such a bold and marked objective?
That was default.
Well, I'll check to Vekko if he's in enemy hands.
Uh oh. What happened? Why did the audio die?
Excuse me.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Spaghetti.
First stream.
First.
Can I fix it?
Am I going to restart the computer?
Feels bad.
No, I'm going to have to restart my computer.
Yeah.
Unless...
a
fixed
for how long I don't know
this is what happened to me
DRAG!
Right bro, right
RASME BROTHER, RASME! BABYYYYY
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I got him
All right, don't move don't move don't move don't move
God I'm bad
are you kidding it damn I should have thrown all of them one guy dude one guy
damn damn damn that would have been sick that's been very good
If I go off the map shoot this guy and come back
Right.
Good shit man.
oh these fucking tanks man honestly engineers you guys are every engineer
man is the worst fucking engineer man all right you guys don't do your job
all right since the beginning the inception of this fucking series
the engineers are shitty yo I gotta start playing from now on
of
Shilling right there
We lost unless
They need to cap three points in order to get a point.
Or not. Wait, I thought that's how it works.
So, is it escalation better than obliteration?
try the L115 I don't have it
I do have it.
are you kidding me they have to cap three points and there's this many points
How is this, this is like, it's so fast?
What's the catch?
Okay.
That guy already got to the other side.
You need a medic!
Nah, no one's gonna do it, you're dead.
Yeah, you're dead.
Hold the objective!
This is dead!
I need glasses!
I found a secure control!
Damn, this gun sounds nice, dude.
Our troops are attacking!
There's a pilot in this helicopter. Sucks ass!
Oh, who boips in battlefield, bro?
The majority of objectives, we are close of taking ground.
We are close of taking ground.
They are going to take the ground.
set by squad leader
Light armor vehicles, prep to leave school
Dark is down!
You have a trick order set by squad leader
Yeah, how did the point work?
Sniper!
Reloaded!
Delta is at the hostile attack.
Isn't it first at 3, uh, you have to cap 3 and then hold.
Objective E, let's fall into formation.
Attention, we can secure Delta.
of
the
death
of
the
BATANI!
THE HOMELAND!
the homeland
I'll take this one when we're off.
Dude, how that guy's so far
I think it's going over his head.
Scoring's not it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, I'm so bad.
Oh, do you got taken out by a Gen Xer?
Oh my god, stop.
We all did.
There's my spawn beacon.
I always accidentally pull that out.
I never mean to pull out the drone thingy.
My assault hazard?
The drone?
I never mean to pull out the drone.
is an accident. Is that guy still up there?
of
the
death
of
the
death
Are you kidding? There's a guy back? Oh, I just left the hotel, bro. I literally just
left the hotel. I just got shot at the hotel, right?
of
the
death of
the
Oh, that's good of him.
Pull off my roof, bro.
Got it.
Anthony, you got a guy running up behind you.
He's on me now.
You gotta make it so Q doesn't ping, it only spots.
I hate accidentally doing it.
I wonder if that guy is still alive over there.
Or not.
Maybe you can unbile it so it only spots.
I
Not this friend died
The snipers are far.
Just dropped somebody up on this hill.
I'm playing Escalation, it's like a faster game mode.
Ow!
I swear he just got flanked.
I don't have a clue to engage.
You know, I end up running out of ammo.
Enemy head up up there! Try to take it down!
They have people here.
I'm trooping some secure blur kit.
Dude, why is the whole 32 players at this one spot?
That was a 32.
I don't even know where this guy is shooting from dude.
There's a guy like right around here just like peeking.
Yeah, he is here.
I got enemy inside!
Enemy contact on my AO!
Ah, we got him. We lost the E though. Feels bad I'm going for that.
Where's my motorbike?
No one else expecting that.
You guys blocked the tank?
Yikes, I came back.
I have no idea where the thing went.
Did he shoot it? Or did it go under the tank?
I'm hit!
I don't know what he did. Either shot it or went under it.
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It's not a motorcycle!
What I will do!
Bro, take it home, take it home, I'm ready.
Bro, take it home, take it home, I'm ready.
Oh, shh, god damn it.
I think they might have it here.
oh my god tank why are you looking in the water you monkey shit
It worked.
What the heck is that?
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Dude, that was amazing.
I need a fucking medic!
I have all their tanks set up in spots just all shitting on
I
Can't kill that guy
No, no, no! The enemy's out of control!
GOVERNMENT!
Are you kidding, dude?
Oh, I need a fucking medic!
Um, uh, it's like I burned to death or something.
God, that was so close!
The enemy is right here.
I'm back on the roof.
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
literally just I don't understand. I don't get it.
of
the
I
There it is boys, you're welcome.
stuff you're welcome
All right, where are we going next?
Wait, another sewer reef?
I don't mind actually, the chaos in this mode
is actually pretty nice.
I thought it was really good, but I thought Breakthrough they kind of failed at Breakthrough.
We need to attack support on the mob's objective.
are you kidding bro where are you fucking shit where are you man was he on there the
the whole time, you motherfucker.
Enemy vehicle sighted! Take it out!
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the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh
What am I doing bro, what am I doing?
Ah man
under our control they got it they got it we're okay
We are attacking objective Bravo.
Touch ship, stand up.
Objective under threat.
I'm in position.
Get your back.
Damn.
Watch out.
What's up?
I was supposed to do the drop of the enemy they failed
The enemy has procured more objectives. Let's rally and counter.
We have too many roof rats, man.
No, dude, we're gonna die.
they're gonna win we gotta go
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the
death of
the
death of
the
AHHHHHHHHH!
She got like right here.
I leave and they tooky.
Come on, man!
that's why I can't eat I don't need to camp it but I serve every time I leave
I think they did.
of
the
I'm just trying to get under our control.
Single-handedly taking Jean.
We've lost objective Delta.
Charge lead!
You see how heavily playing the objective?
Buddy, 50 places you could've picked from and you chose the worst spot.
Come on, man.
Yeah, let me paint you, go!
Buddy, does this thing not like noscope shoot? Like, what is this?
I
Hang in there
Enemy contact in my
Contact! Enemy infantry!
Contact! Enemy infantry!
I got enemy inside!
Enemy AK!
Okay, bro, you're gonna peak sure fucking hit you're gonna peak. Okay, I should have held
I hope they...
People on the enemy security check in at Joka.
Everybody dead? Who are we shooting?
Oh
We got a friendly boat
Oh, buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Monday morning, being a little shit.
Medic!
Don't die for that, don't die!
We got a good hill!
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death
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death
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death
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uh-oh
enemy helicopter i'm trying to take you down
man someone killed all four of them
Oh yeah, I was on RPG.
Yo, F is crazy on this map.
Oh my god!
Oh, they got that back. Uh-oh.
contact!
risky
contact! enemy helicopter
What is this fucking timing and everything that guy peeking the other guy making my teammate
Got the pilot lost
I got no idea what was happening. I thought it was taking nade damage or something. Damn,
They took it.
Look at the shark.
This pilot's crazy.
Oh my god again the jet killed six of us and went all the way up to the leader
but four spot on the leaderboard were crashing into us.
Hey!
Stay low!
Hey!
Hey, boys, those guys are still taking cover.
I got enemy inside!
Got eyes on the sniper! Watch yourself!
Aw, shot his toe!
Hey, regular!
No way one guy is gonna take e-bag!
Contact! Enemy infantry!
All that and no one went down to take E.
Come on dude.
There's an attempt.
It's not looking too good here.
Oh, double failed parachute.
Oh, they're going to win, dude.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Alright, that was pointless.
I'm not sure what I was trying to accomplish with that.
I'm not really sure what that maneuver was trying to accomplish.
Okay, I was hoping for a parachute.
I was really hoping for a parachute there.
You're crazy if you get this you're crazy but you're surrounded
Oh my god this second dude this guy's still alive
are you kidding man I was literally trying to get somebody's kitten that whole time nobody
had a kitten nearby like I died like slightly too far
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Oh, you took one of my first
I ordered them, let them in, and you're far enough not to move your ass.
What?
Gadget out of dad's gaming!
Gadget out of this is dad's me time!
so I mean I had a lock on him first but he still killed me first
then he got me from way back up there let's do the fuck
he's gonna be my annoyance so I might go after that fucking sniper over here
Oh, I didn't even know that was one... Jesus Christ!
In times when you see a foster in a... I've died three times in a row.
Take it easy.
Just breathe.
Oi!
Are they friendly?
Oh, they're friendly. Oh, that's not friendly though.
That was not friendly.
Nice.
That was unfriendly, unfriendly, bad meme.
Unfriendly.
Relax, buddy, relax.
They need the gun.
Oh, I got him!
Hey, name me.
This is my name, I'm done.
It's okay, homie. I got you. I got my satellite right here and I can come right back at you.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh damn.
It's a five hour reload.
Oh my god.
I don't think I need to get to the top of everything right now.
I'm at the top of everything right now.
There's some kind of fucking tank on the other side of something, yeah.
I
Yes, what's the tag game?
are you kidding me bro are you kidding me
oh they brought a tank yeah that dude was there like how far didn't last see
they did not see him and he's right there okay buddy relax okay it's battlefield
this game no one is good at this game your teammates are useless as first
battlefield. Battlefield 101, do not rely on your teammate, they're all bots.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here!
I didn't pull that up!
Oh, no, I didn't.
What's in that?
I
Oh, my god.
Medic!
Yeah, bro, that's my gun.
We need the gun support on the marked objective.
It's my main gun.
I need a medic!
I need a medic!
I need a medic!
I need a medic!
I need a medic!
This guy's a champion, this Mershad guy is a champion of the lights.
I
Are you kidding me, bro
Relax buddy.
The blue screen is Xbox.
The M-game has unexpected interaction.
Get the territory! Get the fuck out of here! No!
Where is this guy sniping?
haha
oh my
oh
haha did that kill him? that'd be so good
he's right there
I
Oh my god, they're everywhere.
I'm fucking hit!
I'm fucking hit!
Yeah, they're down there, dude, they're down there.
Oh my god.
No!
Dude, what is happening here?
The road is crazy.
I need a medic!
Oh, you're crazy, bro.
I
Did I get one HP man
I'm hit!
Nice rises guys, nice rises.
I'm full of morphine.
are you kidding dude I'm fucking hate yeah he's right out the window man
yeah chat GGs I'm gonna show here you guys enjoy your night I will be on
tomorrow fall the channel peace out GGs chat thank you for watching like always
I will see you tomorrow. We will do it up till next time. Enjoy your night. Thank you for chilling GG's till next time
Enjoy your night
Goodbye chat. I will see you
Peace out chat enjoy a night. Goodbye guys. I'll see you tomorrow
Don't hold me down
I'm a wiser
You're making us drown
I see the light and start rising
I
So meet me there
Air doesn't mean it's over
Don't hold me down
I will rise up
You'll make it last time
I see the light and stop by