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08-03-2026 · 6h 44m
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Got people a lot of sudden those cats remember go up. I'm sorry guys doing people water water
Wow, how are you guys doing?
Hello, hello, how you guys doing chat? Oh my god
Oh dear that was not updated there okay we're good I saw there was a new EFT season should
I go back should I go back what exactly what exactly is going on with that is this a good
time to go back into the arena. So when do the servers go back up? They simplified the quests?
How so? Honestly, man, I could play some other fucking...
I could play some Mistfall Hunter was not bad. I could grind some Mistfall Hunter,
even though I feel like Mistfall Hunter is good, but I feel like it... I feel like Mistfall Hunter
is good but I honestly think it's the player base is going to leave the game. That's my only thing
about the game I feel like it's gonna it's gonna hit like it's peaked. I don't know I feel like it's
peaked and it's not a bad game. Like I could grind more you know the looting is pretty fun
It ain't bad. Is beast of reincarnation coming out today?
I literally just discovered your twitch the other day and learned that you're a no cam
streamer like I am well done.
Good luck man.
Good luck.
this motherfucker for y'all can I have a little bit of ego bro what the fuck hold on now four
followers like me
come on bro what the hell okay there's a little difference you're a no-game
I'm strimmer like me.
Bro's got the fucking, he's handing out his business cards
at the conventions.
He's doing it all, he's got four though.
You know what? I'll make it a five.
Bees are reincarnated as a closet you'll get to.
Wait, is the closest you'll get to a secular?
What the fuck does that even mean, bro?
I don't think so.
Beasts of reincarnation look weird, man.
I will try it.
But yeah, wait, what exactly are they doing with season one EFT?
I do not hate EFT.
OK, I will always have the game installed.
All right, some people, the fuckers need to figure your shit out.
OK, we get it.
We get it.
There's a reason why it stays installed on the computer, bro.
What is it?
What are the how is how the fuck is season one happening for EFT?
I don't understand though.
Are they like simplifying?
Are you telling me there's gonna be like way less quiet?
Like what are we doing here?
It's a weird game to season one is what I'm saying.
Like it's just okay, I understand the reset.
I get that part.
They added allergies so the quests are a lot more simplified what do you mean can I spam
streets bro it is not free elo to diamond and SF6 bro I just played two matches and
got absolutely fucked by the new character. I swear to God, I just
burst some like esports professionals on the ladder. It was
insane.
New seasonal character, free battle pass, difficulty modifiers,
exclusive rewards.
So, one said the Q times in Tarkov are wicked short now.
Let's test it out.
Maybe I will.
Maybe.
Maybe I will. Yeah, Miss Fall Hunter. I'm just trying to see, you know, it's like pick a game to grind like Miss Fall's good shit, but I swear to God.
I swear, I feel like there's a little bit of a point where, yeah.
We could we could do some rounds of machine party the thing about machine party is it's just gonna be the same motherfuckers, bro
Okay, you got to pay for this game. It's six dollars
you know
It's gonna be like
It's a good game
Just like Lego party if it was you know just like Lego party these games are good, but they need to be more accessible
Friend's Slop. Yeah, it's kind of like playing Mecha Chameleon with randoms though. If you could play this game with randoms, it'd be fun.
I am not playing Project Sound Boyd. I'm debating right now what to do here. I'm debating.
because I have shit to play. I just don't know what to focus on here.
I'm like, I will try. I could try beasts of reincarnation just to try it and then I know for sure if I give a fuck or not.
I'm still into battlefield dude. I'm still into it
Isn't out until like 8 p.m. All right, so I'll just play that shit tomorrow then
Yeah, I don't mind I'm so fucking battle here brother and some other fucking
That's the fury a game was pretty good
This was actually a pretty cool scary game as well below rusted gods. I wasn't expecting that
despite failing. This was a pretty damn unique game.
Yo, I don't know what's been going on, but lately the scary games had been popping the fuck up.
Mold, Mold rise and below rusted gods wasn't as good, but it was fucking good.
The scary games this year in terms of not just dumb shit opening fucking doors and finding
shit ass keys and reading shit notes, all three of those games.
And the copia was actually pretty cool as well on I was time restricted, but this was a very cool game. I don't know what the play time is of this. It's cool, but it's it's definitely different.
This is a super stylized game.
As working good reviews to
Shift at Midnight was like, I've played other games like Shift at Midnight, you know?
Shift at Midnight is not on the same level of the last three games I mentioned.
Shift at Midnight is like fucking streamer slop.
Come on man.
We're talking about like actual essence in a scary game.
It's not good reviews, less than 100% positive with no negative feedback.
New Street Fighter character, I already got my ass kicked by two players playing here,
okay, I already got my ass kicked.
Literally did not know how to beat them.
I'm sitting at 19,000.
The next game I do, I lose Diamond or I proceed in Diamond.
Big walk is out tomorrow. Oh, yeah, the other friends slot game. That was kind of funny.
Check the last general gameplay one dev RTS.
What do we got here?
What do we got here?
What do we got here?
Big walk review thread.
It looks like it's money.
Paul world online announced for iOS and Android. Holy shit.
Yeah, damn.
World War three, the free to play battlefield competitor from
2018 shuts its servers down. The hell is World War three?
I
Attack on Titan 3 official with the fuck there's they're still doing attack on Titan shit
Yeah, you know what I had yesterday that was actually insane I
Had a Japanese sweet potato yesterday, holy shit man. I feel like I ate something that cured me I
I never had one before bro
It's so fucking good it was insane
I'm telling you man sweet potato ground beef easy fucking clap dinner
You don't feel like a fat fuck. It's healthy easy clap
The sweet potatoes are good, but like a fucking Japanese sweet potato. Holy shit
Prison food if you don't season your shit correctly sure, but I mean
Come on no cheese with like a little green sauce. That's like mint jalapeno salt olive oil
some other shit garlic
garlic. A little yogurt. You can do sweet potato fries. Yes, someone should do Japanese sweet
potato fries. They already they're the same color as a regular potato. Even though MMO
market is poor, which MMO do you think is the best right now? I don't think there's
any MMO worth worth investing your time into. I don't see her right now. Right now
Every MMO time investment is a waste of time
Gaming inherently is a waste of fucking time. Yes, but then you know what time's fucking slow shit's fucking boring
La la la and ever mo
oof
I don't know. I don't know MMO anyone here grinding in MMO
like if I had all the time in the world right now what I'd be playing wow I
don't think so wow has a cap as much as you want to fucking live in that
universe there's like a cap you get to the point where you just log into raid
there's nothing else to really do unless you want to chill in the like iron
forge or some shit
Yeah, I feel like there's no MMO worthy of time investment right now.
Yeah, is it true?
Can I just load up an InstaQ Streets on Tarkov?
That's my question.
Can I InstaQ Level 1 Bing Bang Boom go to my apartment?
Can I do that shit?
What is it live?
If I can bang bang boom load up into the streets and start looting, I'm down.
I will play on a reset.
I got to see if it's actually two minute time now it delayed with no time window.
I will fucking play this shit for sure.
I had this this would be the best day to go to the streets to check out my apartment.
I was thinking about that. Yeah, I would download Arc Raiders and shut the UI off. We all go on a server. You guys kill all the fucking PvE. I haven't been there in a while.
Sometimes the cameraman, after playing Battlefield, sometimes the cameraman POV is more fun than actually playing the fucking game.
You know, I don't want to shoot anything. How about you guys load up and shoot shit for me?
We could load up on a server.
I haven't played one of the new maps,
but you guys probably have some gear.
There's got to be at least like 20 of you.
It's just 50 gigs.
Go in there, kill all the fucking shits.
It will look nice.
Then you all to four.
Too lazy to get a job too lazy to game brother. I've been gaming bro. Now you guys fucking game
I you motherfuckers love being on the screen
You're retired bro, I'm fucking retired. I'm just retired live
That's not that's not laziness. That's crossing the finish line and chilling now
play arc raider like a shark hunt brother does this look like fucking the sea world the
fucking talking about how is he talking about
Yo, is SeaWorld still a thing?
Can you still go there?
That shit gets shut down because they were like fucked up.
They were like assholes to the whales or some shit. Was that like a whole thing back in the day?
It probably still is. Wasn't that like a huge thing?
It's still around. Is it like straight actual fucking big-ass whales?
Oh, shit, man, hmm.
They literally do Rack concerts, oh, they do.
Oh, shit, man. God damn. You've been going to the zoo's kind of messed up as well, bro.
But shit, what else are you supposed to do?
Waterpark 1.0. Watch birds, I know, right?
this far sight. Something is very wrong with your eyes. A routine
eye exam pulls you into the house inside the machine. What the
hell is this? Yeah, what was that one game I played? Oh, yeah,
that fucking tornado game was good shit. Okay, that's not
what it was called. I don't remember the name of it.
something runners, final runners,
insane brother, insane.
This was good shit man, this was good. What is this?
The gameplay loop was good, it was kind of boring after a while, it was like
basic if they expand the objective will be better
come on man what are we doing here
Tarkov patch is up I think I already downloaded it
What the fuck? Why did it just shut off?
Come on, bruh-ee!
You gotta come back to Armaheli. Did this just drop?
Alright, I'm double downloading right now. Double downloading.
Dude, why the fuck would I Armaheli right now? Are you gonna Armaheli whenever?
I would rather play, I would rather go into the fucking streets when everybody doesn't have
shit and get owned by the guy who has fucking 50,000 hours and knows where everybody usually peeks.
Okay?
plans
well he's your son why don't you take him
oh fine
yeah what the hell is this trauma sim
fuck
hey there buddy
welcome to seagwell clinic
i'm too hot out of the kitchen
don't blink
I know I'm downloading it I mean sure about maybe why not
Why not buddy? Why not play Sephiria? Oh yeah, that game was good yesterday. Sephiria was good shit.
I just, yeah, I don't know when that, is there a shit ton of content in it or something?
Dogwood?
A pup who doesn't belong discovers that feeding people...
Alright, let's see if that goes this way.
buddy
Buddy, do you know how fucked my brain is man? I need more dopamine than this
What do you know? It's Monday morning, and he's already it's already bedtime
I'm 25 hours in Sefiria still haven't beaten it. Is it is it like crazy at 25 hours?
Some of the fights.
What the hell?
This MMO right here.
Yeah, whatever happens at chrono, honestly, did they just like, did the beta happen and it was like potato and they just disappeared?
I respect it. I respect that. Okay. Because honestly, that sounds like they're like, oh my god.
Okay, this sucks ass
That's good that is good that means they are hunkering down. I respect that shit
Okay, it wasn't like okay, whatever. Okay, beta and then it's coming out
Let's see let's see maybe they'll fix it up maybe it'll be crazy, but the initial was fucking terrible
This is a new MMO
What do we have, what do we have?
you know where I feel like where wins me was actually really good like that game
and it was free they kind of like randomly pop the fuck up with that game
and it was free and it kind of like set a new bar of quality to free you know
without looking like plastic then why are people playing um I don't know wait
are they I don't know it has the player base drop for that game probably maybe
there was like a I mean shit man 20k in game
People can't pay attention.
I mean, I don't think so.
Maybe.
Yeah, hold up.
Is the Tarkov patch out, but it's like the servers are still down.
Okay, so patches out, but the sir, yeah, I will definitely play this today.
I gotta go.
I mean, this today is a good day to go to the streets.
I will play beast of reincarnation if it truly does come out in 2030 minutes.
but apparently this it says less than an hour but apparently it could be wrong
too I don't fucking know bro if it does it does if it doesn't who gives a fuck
I'll play tomorrow I'm hesitating on playing Miss Fall Hunter bro okay I'm
hesitating I this game I could I could easily play this I could just just I
I could just play this.
You can do some, I could continue leveling my guy.
The PBE was fun.
The PVP, I don't know if the PVP hits,
but just grinding and leveling up.
The PBE element was fun.
Uh, what is this game?
Sushi ammo?
Sushi ammo?
I just had sushi the other day.
Sushi ammo.
What do we got here?
What do we got here?
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this game.
Like it looks like it could be good but like I don't know what the hell I just watched.
Like it's a card game, I think, and then like, so you get points, doing shit, okay.
I don't know how you, are you constructing like different recipes of sushi, okay, then
sometimes putting avocados, like different ingredients.
Sushi balochero, well, whatever man, sure, sure, play more, I should continue, should
Did I, until I die, Sephiria, it was actually a pretty solid game.
This game was actually not bad.
Until I die, it wasn't bad.
True.
By all the Tarkov hype, it's season one, it's not really like hype, it's just a good moment
to go back and play it.
So the people who play the shit out of Tarkov, it's a fresh wipe, like a PoE wipe.
Um, and I don't know.
I know the game has had a lot of changes, so I kind of want to see.
There are perks.
I mean, I'll set them up when I get in-game, right?
Fresh Wipe, since like 8 months.
So once that they simplified the quests, but it still requires you to go travel to specific
maps.
I don't think you can join the EFT queue.
I thought the servers were down.
It's Tarkov.
It will have sweats only after a week.
Yeah.
Well, let me see.
If I hit the play button, does this work?
Sure.
I used to play Slyther while street queue.
Now the queues are just too fast 99% what a lie
Are you skipping beast of a big commission?
Buddy, if it fucking launches I'll try it We don't know man, we'll know in 23 minutes
of this shit comes out. I'll tell you in 23 minutes, okay? Oh yeah, I'm following this
Just fucking chicken.
I remember how to play, I remember.
But if I die, I'm done. I'm going one tap.
One tap build.
I think this build is going to carry me for a while unless I get super humble
Way Shatter see
Oh fuck.
Feels bad.
Yeah, it's a good game though.
Shit.
Big Walk has a 93 on Metacritic.
Oh yeah man!
What the fuck?
Big Walk?
Buddy, who the fuck looks at Metacritic for a fucking friend slop review?
What the hell's wrong with you dude?
Hello.
Is this game?
Is this like four players?
Oh it's some other people who made Untitled Goose game.
Buddy, that's fucking insane using Metacritic for reviews on like obscure, not really obscure
but like smaller games.
I've never thought of doing that.
I never, yeah, I looked at like rotten tomatoes or Metacritic for like big titles just to
get a full, not a lot of emphasis on it,
but just to kind of see what people are saying about it.
For smaller games,
that'd be like me looking at metacritic reviews
for like machine party,
or like endocopia, I guess so.
Text ratings are useless in the age of LLMs. Video reviews I trust more where I can think
for myself
he says
it's been a deep fake this whole time
it's been just what I did
yeah man
I don't know about that
play water park sim 1.0
What do you eat?
What happened?
The game cannot be started.
Dude.
Hosted BF6 server?
There's no server browser.
So that would, I don't even think you can do that.
Okay, so this is still delayed the patches out, but it's servers are still down, okay,
and we don't know when it's coming out.
I finished the horror game from yesterday.
I would have to completely restart it, although that was a good game.
There's a server browser coming soon.
Street Fighter 6 modern got buffed. What do you mean modern? They actually they actually buffed it no way
You do more damage or some shit, what do you mean they buffed it?
Battle to change.
With this battle adjustment,
we have certain normal moves,
the ones that utilize the attack line and special moves,
when we utilize the SP button for specific characters,
especially for moves that are performed by pressing down,
SP can now select the strength of
the special move by inputting SP with
down back, down, or down forward.
For cross-course, the real-life specific moves and
adds a layer of complexity to the controls,
but we're done with the aim of
improving usability and providing
control players with a larger range of options while on the neutral.
Assisted combos have also been updated for some characters to reflect these changes.
So you can customize your specials into light mediums or heavies better.
it doesn't only affect some characters hmm what a fucking sheet brother
Alright, I'm gonna wait for motherfucking, what's it called?
EFT.
And we're gonna do...
Let's see, let's see.
We're going to do some...
We're going to do some...
Do I hit up some Miss Fall?
I could hit up some Miss Fall.
I could, I could do it up.
I could do it up.
I could grind a little more from yesterday.
Extractor Day.
I mean, that would be kind of cool to do machine party. I would play machine party, but it requires
people to download it or buy it. So it's going to be versing like the same people kind of
over and over.
That's what I meant, sit with Lego Party.
The hurricane game? True, we could do a run of that.
Should we go into a tornado?
Hold up, let me feel the tornado.
We'll do a run-of-funnel.
I got to experience the rain again.
Chat, if beast comes out in 12 minutes, I'll play it.
If it doesn't, well, it comes out tomorrow.
All right, it's got good reviews
All right, who's out there? Oh shit, there's actually great session
lull
Minimum available max up to eight paying difficulty. Wait what the fuck? Nightmare?
I'll create the nightmare session. Yeah we're gonna I didn't know you could queue
up nightmare did they pass the game? Before you have to grind up. Oh my god.
Alright, who's out there?
Let's see, who's out there?
It was a server filter?
Was it a server filter?
Doesn't it tell you on the monitor?
Random training.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Yeah, never mind, it's normal.
Whatever.
Not many will survive anyways.
Oh wait, hold up.
Test.
We got five slots.
Corsair Cove was a cool game, but I don't want to stream that.
I'm all set there.
It was cool.
But some games aren't fun to stream.
That's a game that falls onto not fun to stream.
All right, let's see, who else is out there?
Can we actually, I will be surprised.
What the fuck, level 434, how?
Why did you leave?
How the hell are you level 400?
I don't think we can fill a server. I don't know if it's going to be possible, boys.
I will be very surprised. Oh, we got one. It made sense when this game launched.
Let's see. The gist of this game is, you'll see, bro. It speaks for itself. You'll understand.
How about some Warcraft 3 Customs? Nah, I got other stuff I want to play right now.
Everybody refunded? Maybe, probably.
Maybe the finals? I sometimes go back and play the finals just because the quality of the game is so good.
Oh fuck, we got a level 18. Yo, can I pass this guy to be the host so you can go to Nightmare?
Oh, shorter game time, more dangerous storms and bigger tornadoes? What the fuck?
Hard mode, even more dangerous storms and more frequent tornadoes.
Wait, how did this just unlock?
Fuck.
Dude, I wanna play this on Nightmare.
Oh
Level 20. Oh wait if as long as oh the host doesn't need to be
Tell me we got a level 20. Tell me we got a level 20. Oh
There it is. I
Just joined up 20 nice. Oh fuck bro. Are we dead man? Are we dead dude? Are we fucking dead, bro?
dude are we dead on nightmare? actually don't tell us we'll figure it out
alright this is real life
alright, yolo, daytime
daytime
oh fuck dude
we're so fucking dead
BUSY!
What the hell, man!
Welcome to the field mission!
Yes!
Oh, God!
Alright, chill.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on, let me actually turn my mic on now.
Alright, boys, here we go!
We are most likely gonna die.
Why would you do this?
Why would you do that?
Help!
I get the batteries, the tires, the fuses.
Let's move.
Okay, nightmare difficulty.
Yeah, can you hear me, dude?
Yep.
Nice.
Let's go.
All right, I'm going to go.
Ah!
Ah!
God damn, that's better than a monster energy.
There's heels in the band.
Oh yeah, okay, let me go.
Yeah, where the fuck are the heels, dude?
Glam the shits.
Whiteboard storage.
Oh, god.
Yeah, this is not daytime, by the way.
Okay, chill, chill. I gotta stand here for a second, because I don't see any...
...thing, uh...
...help.
Yes.
I will take the crowbar.
Any update tornado inbound?
Oh my god.
I was standing on it.
I did. This is nightmare difficulty.
Okay. I think I'm gonna go.
Yo, what if they, what if the two tornadoes merge?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where?
I don't have a flashlight though.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
We can, we can.
Oh yeah, I'm sure you can just see everything.
I don't think there's any point in opening that back door.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Yeah, I'm looking for a flashlight.
Yeah, I'm leaving the crowbar here if you want it, I'm taking the umbrella.
Okay, let me see.
Fill the oil, fill the fuel tank, fill the coolant.
Dude, that's twice!
You know, I don't know who's alive and who's dead.
How are you actually supposed to do this?
Oh wait, this is good.
This tells me where the loot is.
I think the blue is what we need.
Which Dorito am I? I think I'm this Dorito. Yeah, I think I'm this and there's something.
Bullshit, it's actual tornadoes, but they're scary as fuck.
A deep pit.
That's important.
That's that.
That's very important.
I'm going to drop my shit.
Hold on, I'm going to have to...
Holy fuck, it's huge.
Three slots?
Wait, did I drop?
Oh my god, I dropped the wrong thing.
Oh, wait.
How do you drop it?
Oh, wait.
How do you drop the walkie-talkie?
Walkie-talkie?
How can you walkie?
You can't drop the walkie-talkie?
Shit.
What the piece of shit?
All right.
What is this blue shit?
I swear this is saying there's something
in the house that's important.
Oh my God.
Oh, I got a fuse for the car
Is anyone still alive?
There's a guy alive right here. Yeah, where's the level 23? He survived a lot of tornadoes
Oh shit is that why
What the hell is that noise?
That thing's coming right here!
Come on! Come on!
Shut the door!
He's dead, bro. He's dead.
I lost the fuse.
Yeah, the F5 is a mile away.
I don't know if we're ever gonna do this.
Are you kidding?
Yo, get inside, man! Get inside!
AAH! What?!
Okay, okay, okay, all right, we gotta do this.
I'm gonna get the fuse, hopefully the tornado is just throwing away.
Now there's no way we're dead.
Are you kidding?
Nightmare is impossible.
I think nightmare you just accept you're dead.
Okay, this is the turn, the turn, it doesn't take the items.
I got kit, flashlight, oh my god.
We're gonna live.
We're gonna live.
We're gonna live.
Yeah, this is impossible.
Where's the level 23?
Have you beaten Nightmare?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, so we're bad
No, that was just really bad luck. I think we all got hit by the same one or two tornadoes back to back
Let's run it again. We're gonna survive. This is this is training and this can happen in real life
Nightmare wait, that's not hard no way no way
right here we need some umbrellas umbrellas will keep you safe while you
have the rain when you buddy up with somebody to repair everything so they
can hold an umbrella over you okay all right well I'm gonna just burn my
hair up I'm gonna just burn my hair off initially
hook it up man hook it up all right I got the buff
you know what loot fast
okay oh nice to get a crowbar
okay oh yeah that's already for me y'all open that ship fast or else we are dead
acid rain
Yeah, wait does this
Food just give you stamina. I think I'm just gonna do stamina. Oh, I got a radar. Okay. We're good
Hold on there's items we need in this house. Yeah another crowbar door here. I
Think there's a tire in here nice
What is this
Shit, it's fucking huge, man!
How long does the acid rain last?
There's no way!
That thing does so much damage.
No fucking way.
What?!
Who's gonna survive this?
Dude, this is impossible.
Yeah, I'm gonna make a big deal, you want this?
Sure.
Dude, this is impossible, man.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Where is it?
Yeah, I think a lot of here.
Here.
Nice.
Dude, how do you even do this?
Yeah, you need an umbrella, but you need all eight players, you need to find four
umbrellas.
I
Keep up to your one nightmare
Yeah, man, I don't know how we're supposed to do this bro
No one HP so
Go out there bro, what the elements take you what you do
What the elements take you bro? You're a one HP
Nice.
Okay, don't open that back door, Frank.
Open the back door.
Okay, I'm making a run for it, but I'll fuck the rain.
okay I'm making a run for it don't fuck the rain
AHHHHH BURN!
Don't die man, don't die!
Still let the rain touch you!
I don't know how-
AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT?
I fell in a sure pit
Are you kidding are you fucking kidding holy shit
Yeah, I'm dead mad I'm dead
This is impossible
There's no way they're going to be able to do this.
with the F5, the F5 is gonna show up.
Why is your starting up huge oil?
So many things.
Like when is the rain gonna end?
We can just get a damn battery.
We can see if people die.
We can go and do things a little bit more easily.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, nice.
Oh
He was dead anyways
And it's after rain I don't have an umbrella you have an umbrella
I have two bars under two bars
No, I have to go back in I'm dead. Oh my god
Yo, it's GG where are the servers actually up this run is a walk. Oh you got it
Here, revive me, revive me.
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm one sliver.
That's fine.
I'll do it right here.
OK, perfect.
I'm going to revive you, revive you, revive you.
Here, here, here, revive me.
Put your hands down here.
OK.
Watch.
Move, move, move, move.
Get me in!
Oh, no.
Wait, now the rain is over.
Are you fucking kidding me? The rain's over?
Wait, can't you deep the ball of us?
So you can deep it, but if we're deceased on the ground, you can deep it us?
we're not dead yet. I think they don't hear us. What the hell was that? Am I
because I have two games running right now? Triggering the anti-chain.
Oh, you have to find a battery to charge the depot for another one.
No, they can hear me as I spectate, I just realized it's open microcosm.
of
the
Is there actually, I don't think there's enough time for them to actually do all the objectives.
It might be worth restarting. I feel like there's too much acid rain.
I have a dryer. We need everything. We're still open to you.
Yo, wait, hold up!
Up to the world.
Okay, wait, hold up, hold up. Yeah, are the servers up? Yeah, it's GJ's fun for a bit lol
I will go back to that game. Okay, I will go back
That game I will avidly follow until they one point out
Okay, let me see if this works now.
Yo, is this up or not, dude? What the fuck, Madden?
Are the servers truly up?
Oh, there we go. It was because I had the other game launched.
Now we're going to the streets going back to the city
Back in the realm
Marvel rivals time dude. I don't know if I'd ever go back to that game unless I got to wear a suit
I'm gonna be real
Just like I wouldn't go back to overwatch
Okay
Really they made this like you have a seasonal character like POE now
It's a lot like P. O. E. now.
Chat bear are you sick?
I usually don't really care.
What should I do?
bear. Got it. I'll go you sec.
Okay, just a minute, let's go over there.
Oh, never mind.
Maloloski.
Whoa!
Traders across Tarkov, wait, do I have to actually click
these common modifiers, rules that apply to all players
without exceptions, they cannot be selected or changed.
Cannot ensure items before raid item crafting time is reduced by 50% crafting skills starts all over the one your character gets
experience
Traders across our spheres and armor shortage black division operatives can be encountered on specific locations hideout zones don't require the
found in raid status
Does that mean you can just buy all your shit off the flea market?
Ah, the total points must be zero or higher.
Interesting.
Okay.
Let's start with the positives.
Armin-like stamina is consumed 20% slower. Stamina. All Stam. All provisions consume 50% less resources. What are some good ones, Shad? Anyone?
Running speed increased by 5. Marathon Runner.
Wait you can't do one or the other?
You can't stack it, I guess the run speed is better.
This gives more stamina.
All character skills are set to level 25, but cannot be leveled further.
Is that actually worth it?
That means default level 25, you get a decent burst in the beginning.
I don't know how significant this is.
I feel like this is a good casual mechanic.
That even is luck.
Let me try it like this and see.
Walking invention at 75, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bushborn sounds so good too.
75% movement reduction.
And noise.
Bleeding chance decreased by 25% sounds pretty good too.
So you don't have to pop bandages as often.
I have no idea trading with players on the flea market is disabled oh my god oh this
fucking sucks ass secure containers can all be filled with cash keys dog tags especially
equipment, certain containers, and battle pass documents.
Okay, so this limits your ass.
I don't think that's bad.
I don't like that, it's super bad.
Hydration is consumed faster.
I have no idea how to minus 20 this without breaking the character.
This looks like it sucks ass.
I could also just do nothing and do a zero build.
Why not just get like a run speed increase?
And...
Boring? Well, you can go watch somebody who streams the shit out of this game, brah. Okay.
I'm already at a disadvantage because I have less experience.
Half these motherfuckers is just like another day for them. They know exactly where to aim.
I'm gonna be fucking scared walking around.
Alrighty, my personal modifier is the guy who has the fucking keyboard and mouse right now.
Okay? Suck my balls.
No modifiers.
Bro, it's Tarkov Season 1, it makes sense.
Wait, I have to do the tutorial map?
Wait, really?
everything you can I wonder if my keybind saved I hope so yeah I'm just gonna
run through don't grab anything okay I'm gonna run through and then take a piss
and then we're gonna do it up
You can die in tutorials to just run through this map is pretty decent though
I'm only playing streets brah
Arms are overrated.
Alright, hopefully there's no more mobs, and I just run through here.
Yeah, this game needs to be played loud.
What is that new icon?
Oh, new icon they added.
I might actually die in the tutorial.
For quest items?
Oh, I just saw the guy.
Oh, shit!
Ahhhh!
I think I'm fucking dead, dude.
Can I make it?
I don't know if I'm going the right way to be honest.
I think this is the right way.
We're here?
God damn!
Wait, it doesn't make- let me go through here.
Oh my God, I have no ammo!
Oh, put the fushili down!
How do you stand?
Why is that bound to you out of every key by an imaginable you you fuck
There it is oh
You can't die in the tutorial what the fuck man here. I'm thinking you can die in the tutorial
All right, I'm gonna take a piss and then we're gonna start going here
Brother is this the battle pass it looks like it's just like overlaid into the game
low
main plump one one one one one one all right what am I using here boys we're going shotgun
Motorino I might just do that build I used to do or you just get a fucking the longest shotgun possible
With a silencer on it
That's what I'm at my bra
Seven millimeter where my ammo weaves that forgot is that good everybody's gonna be shit geared right?
Some blashes.
Do I stop my keybind?
I don't know if I need a...
Oh, alright, do I?
Oh, nice, all my keybinds are still here.
Grizzly?
Where are the painkillers at?
Oh, they don't off the bat give you paint killers.
Is it still the same quests?
Probably.
Talk to the ragman?
The ragman?
Fuck, where are the traitors?
Wait, it says talk to them. Click visit. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I forgot they added this shit. I gotta go.
You did the right thing that you turned to me, but I can't take you through the whole city.
In Tarkov, no one has complete control over the territory.
I know people who could have shown. Of course, there are no young people.
And recently, one...
Okay, I think we're good.
I think I have to do this. Did your main account get banned?
This is my main account.
It's interesting how they added these.
Okay, let me see.
Character, tasks, survive, visit, interchange.
Is that it?
I'm not going to interchange, though.
Google gaga! Google gaga!
Audio recorder, do you need this?
What the fuck?
I have everything right?
Surgical, medical, bandages, painkiller, I'm good.
Maybe I should AFAC.
Actually, I'll fucking AFAC and not do the grisly.
The streets!
540, remove audio recorder and put CMS there.
You can put a CMS here?
They changed it?
Oh, shit.
And you can buy in CMS now?
What is the audio recorder even for?
Oh, they give you the loot at the end. They give you a Let X and a GPU, unless there's a chance to get this.
All right, someone said the queues are very fast, like two minutes.
Oh wait, there's an actual loading bar they added?
What the fuck?
Holy shit, it could be cosmetic though, because it said 99% unpacking and it took as long
as it took 1 to 99.
Fuck, I don't have a helmet!
Bring me back, bring me back!
Oh my god.
Yeah, good thing I took a bet to load.
What level is this? Better than nothing. Armor class 4? Why not? As we were, as we were.
all right here we go here we go
head eyes ink most likely I'm not good at this game
I'm not sure if you can see this.
Bro, there's nothing like Battlefield.
It's Battlefield, but you have a hundred pound weight jacket on you.
Okay, one minute. Okay, it takes a minute to load the map. And now it matches.
The battle pass is free.
I really don't care about the battle pass, bro.
True, now I need to wait for everybody's fucking 8G of RAM download.
Or load-in, I mean.
What do you mean this is a seasonal character check servers and launcher better to put it on auto
I don't know what it's on, I remember changing it a while ago.
How is it a 20 minute load?
It literally is counting that how long it takes to load three minutes.
I mean, sure, man, you have some games that look and play,
that look better and look like, okay,
it makes sense it takes this long to load.
compared to this game that is slowly getting dated looking.
It still takes forever to load people in.
It made improvements.
Back in the streets.
Okay, okay
Time to get one tap by a guy who's only using a pistol and a fucking God
Oh wait, I've been here before I know where I am
Sometimes just gotta go back and visit the city, you know
Sometimes just gotta go back
But where it all began
I don't really know what the fuck they'll do there to be honest.
Not entirely sure.
Wait, oh yeah, caps lock, true, true, true.
Alright, game still feels like it's not super air.
This game never ran good though.
Game always had weird FPS problems.
This map?
Yeah, I mean, this late in the game, this map.
Streets is the worst running map.
Oh, fuck, it's my favorite.
Feels bad.
I just love city maps, man.
It's my favorite map in gaming, big city maps.
This is New York City and the division are the best.
I remember always using it. I always used to look down there all the time.
Actually this run in general I used to do all the time too.
Let's see here.
Should I just sell everything that's early in the game?
What the hell am I collecting?
Should I just sell all my shit?
This smooth motion and the NVIDIA app work well for this game.
Someone suggested smooth motion for another game, I don't remember what.
Okay, we got bears. Now we got a goddamn scav. Oh yeah, Arma. Smooth motion is amazing.
Oh shit, a roly in EFT, is it really, no one here uses it?
Are you saying it's worth restarting and turning it on for this game?
Okay, maybe I'll do that.
Alright, so far so good.
I didn't get one tapped.
I guess when you play this and you don't have a quest objective, most people are, there's
going to be a lot of action on the beginner quests, so interchange.
Whoa, whoa!
Ow!
Ahhhh!
Are you kidding me?
First game I load up and the fucking boss is there.
Bro, that was my build! Can I reset my account? Reset the account. Come on man. Chat, how do
you turn on smooth motion let me turn it on real quick is it in the nvidia g-force
Shit, NVIDIA app.
Yikes.
Don't make me update my drivers, please.
I'm not using multiple monitors on my gaming PC.
I can still window a borderless though, right?
Come on buddy, let's move.
There are also low resolution streets and EFT settings.
It'll be worth it bro, it'll be worth it.
If I have to update the drivers, though, I'm not interested, Jeff.
I'm just going to play.
I don't care.
I can handle it.
Oh, the bosses are 75% buffery.
Oh, so they spot.
Come on.
That explains a lot.
explains everything. Game is fucked again. I don't think so, buddy. This takes five years.
Let's go should take some longer than a GPU install.
All right, let's see, we're good now, and all right, let's see what we have here.
So if I go to Graphics and I go to, oh it's already here, come on buddy, I don't know
why it slows hell I don't know what the fuck's going on here. Everything super laggy. Come
Come on, buddy.
Professional streamer, by the way.
True, it could be that it's scanning a bunch of drives
and it's trying to populate everything.
It could be, it could be.
Which is going to take a while.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff.
It's a lot of stuff in here.
Sure, the only alternative is, I agree. And then if not, just patience.
Yo, what the fuck, man? Let's go. I have lossless scaling. Is lossless scaling better?
Okay, so my computer is literally dying right now for some reason.
All right, let's see now if this works.
SSD full. I was like 40 gigs in each, I think.
Let me double check.
There's like 40 gigs. Yeah, there's like 140.
Can I disable the scanning and settings or some shit? This whole thing is lagging ass.
Maybe I should just restart my computer.
Yeah, at this point I'm just going to restart my PC chat and that will fix everything.
Oh boy, there's a Windows update.
Motherfucker dude.
I have a better idea. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna play it like this and it'll be
okay.
or not. Oh, God, wait, what happened? All right, restart time. Hold up. Oh, it's everybody's
having the problem? Oh, okay. The auth server wants to shit. Well, while that gets fixed,
This is a good idea then.
I give it a minute.
Read that message in Launcher.
So it's something about the auth servers.
Why, why read it?
What made you want to play Tarkov?
I don't know, just season one,
I had it downloaded, installed,
and I just want to play a little bit.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's nothing that crazy, Breva.
All right, let me see here, Chad, it's at 15%, holy shit, okay, it's installing the
updates. No, this will honestly probably fix it. Guild Wars 3 main theme song dropped and
you will like it? Oh yeah.
True, this might be a month of updates. Oh no, hold up, it just restarted.
It will pick back up though.
I had updated this shit like two weeks ago.
I
Give it a minute hold up hold up
Okay, yeah, no, we're still at 30%.
Chill, my brother, chill.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
Perfect.
I'm back.
very nice. Nope, it needs to restart one more time. Oh my god. It is worth it. The computer
needed a restart it will benefit all the games.
We all need to switch to Linux bro it's just because I'm live I would have had this up
pay and I just would have fucking left the computer it's not that big of a deal it just
feels like it takes 10 hours because it's fucking live this guy's like it's
like dude it's like 10 minutes relax relax bro just go get a drink exactly
like you gotta watch the bar
Yes, buddy, we're gonna play some games, man.
All right, just restart it again, but this time it didn't tell me it was gonna restart,
just decided to restart.
And let's see.
All right, still updating.
Wow, the three minutes was a massive lie.
Okay, we're good.
Okay.
And, all right, let's see, Nvidia app.
Error connecting to AuthServer, amazing.
I can't even play the game anymore as well.
Everybody getting Auth issues?
Can you not even join up anymore?
Is it GG?
server? Oh, it actually just popped up and worked. Alright. Okay, so where am I looking
for this? Smooth motion. On. If this isn't the most amazing shit ever, I swear to fucking
god
change server to auto
What is this wallpaper? I don't know man. It's some uh windows shit. What's so bad about it?
You hate monkeys?
I don't know what to tell you there bro.
Yeah is this shit not working?
What the fuck is going on here?
What is the error?
Maybe I need to re-log.
Oh wait, unless?
Nice.
I didn't think spamming it was actually going to be what you needed to do, but it was.
I lost everything already bruh.
Fuck all of itch.
fuck man i lost everything i'm ready but uh
what on the fuck are they doing?
my shotgun no come on my shotty
I shot it
Right
Is that too much ammo m882
I was looking for that shit M882 50 shots. I wonder if there's enough ammo. It might
be way too much, but you know what? Knowing me, I will shoot a lot. Okay, I think I have
everything how do you I need something to put a scope on this don't I probably
don't have what I need to put a scope on this well black and actually shoot
And it's not bad
Okay, here we go
We're back we're back Tarkov is the first extraction shooter. Yes
Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Am I all right, moron?
Buddy, fucking relax. It was literally the most pivotal extractor. It was the Vampire
Survivors equivalent of a genre starter. Every single piece of extractor, you know what
the foundation was? This fucking game. Nothing else. This game was the direct inspiration
to all the fucking extractors that we had been presented with.
That's not even glazing, that's fact.
What?
There's nothing even controversial about it or anything, it's the truth.
was the truly first extractor to ever drop in terms of like what else what was
the other one what else whatever the other one was no one gave a fuck I
wouldn't say the division dude the division was like the vision one dark
zone fine I don't think so I don't think so bro like yes but no
yet he was so different like a true experience I played this shit out of
that mode it didn't if anything yeah Daisy definitely was it probably a
decent inspiration to EFT it kind of is more of like an expanded daisy style holy
shit no fucking way dude it's smooth motion actually just give me this much
FPS or was it the computer restart that did it there's no fucking way that just
doubled my shit
god damn
like a whole new game
isn't this helmet wiki good?
better than what i had
i don't know why it does
oh yeah i saw my key bind up
go find your shotgun dude that was that
Nobody finding that anymore
Okay, oh my god, this was like a whole new game now
It's butter
You're trying to complete the story no I'm already failing because I'm on the correct map I
I can maybe I will play some interchange just because going to the mall is also fun
Who the fuck doesn't like going to the mall?
Oh shit
Do zero to hero
Yeah, you should go zero to zero because I die a lot
but with the goal of becoming a hero the goal is are always to become a hero
brother are you gonna silencer dude it is this guy already have a silencer this
The shit just went live!
I thought I saw some guy.
I'm actually gonna go through here and avoid that area.
Wait, is there a door here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, I remember this dude.
What up man?
What do we have?
Pay to win?
I don't think so.
This kid would have died very fast if it was pay to win.
it literally is honestly bro if you define pay if you think you're getting
shit on because someone's ass is bigger in this game you're just fucking bad
all right and you're just trying to get some dumbass excuse who fucking cares
man it's like two slots or some shit relax shoot the guy in the head better
with a bigger ass. That's how you balance it. You guys have the same guns and the same ammo.
That's such a light pay to win, honestly. You're just giving yourself a headache for no reason,
I'm crying about it.
And the grand scheme of pay to win that is light pay to win is MAA too bad
Isn't isn't this shit isn't MAA wait wait isn't this the same no no wait I need this oh shit. I actually I need that shit
I'm not on single shot dude. I'm on full
I can't reach out while I play this game. You guys just... I can't.
Oh fuck!
A lot of these need keys.
I don't really know where I'm going right now.
I don't really have a plan of action.
I'm kind of just like free roaming I guess when you do the quests it's kind of like all right
You know you have a bit of a direction and right now I kind of can just do whatever the fuck
I don't have like a exact destination. I do want to kill some motherfuckers and take their shit
Before it happens to me
Fastest GPU in a season
Close close
I bet some guys playing in the first computer he opened was a GPU
We'll just never know who he is but it happened
I am I don't know how ready some of these players get this early in the season
I'm kind of moving around fast.
You went Seasonal character, yeah.
What the fuck else are you supposed to do?
Doesn't everybody go Seasonal?
Isn't that kind of like where the hype's at?
Isn't that where the wipe is at?
Isn't that where most of the players will be playing?
I'm going sometimes when I play this game because my contact lenses I don't blink and then I start crying or tearing up.
There's always like that moment, someone, you're, you're, you're going to miss something.
Nothing in there.
Yeah, I swear I can up the FOV.
Am I tripping or is this max FOV?
Where am I?
Super River?
I'll go Damaged House.
I'll start heading over in that direction.
Alright, if I can kill one player, I will be very satisfied with myself.
Always my goal because right now. I don't think I can kill anybody
All seems like no stab have loaded in
It's like very peaceful
I would say this is my first legitimate raid even though I got shit on on the first one that one didn't count
This is my first raid
Raid number one.
Do I take this out?
I think so.
Everything is value.
This is like 100k rubles, but I need to get access to the flea market.
Is that an airdrop?
Oh
Another one oh shit this one's 30
Just for the rat
Okay half unload
Shit gave me the same gun rip stock is good
Is that true?
I cannot wish in this game, this is probably a hot take, but it would be nice if you could
just like throw attachments onto guns a little faster.
I know you can in-game, but you can't at the same time you can't like you can
But it takes a little more wait, can you actually do that right you can right you can if you're not holding the gun
No multi-tool addition yet. Oh
So people play this game maxed out fucking brightness, and here I am, low settings, fucking
maxed out brightness, you just see fucking pixels, for visual clarity I'm playing this
shit like maxed out graphics.
All right, all right, I'm going.
Holy shit, I thought that plant was a guy.
I
Are you kidding this return fire found the guy with 10,000 hours
good are you fucking kidding me man this guy has dragon armor of the eighth
bitch what the fuck man
How do I tell him how much damage I did to this guy?
New profile.
19 hour fucking noob shit!
Come on! How?
He died too? How do you know?
No?
Ugh.
Five hits
Whatever man, whatever dude, come on man
All right, here we go here we go it is what it is it is what it is
Yeah, it was the M700 worth it
With no scope. YOLO.
This early in the raid.
Fine, basic bitch em4.
Basic bitch em4.
I got it all. I think I'm good, right? I think we're good. Yes. MDR with a red dot
is the way. Oh my god, this one just fucking works. You can just put shit on it. You stanag?
All right there we go with the build.
Okay.
Take two, take two, take two!
in GPUs so they get rewarded buddy your base at PS drop to 60 by the new lawyer
already or an overall visibility in real frames I don't think it actually dropped
to 60 did it
I don't remember feeling lag at all
Alright, this guy, we're gonna chase him down and kill him, boys.
We're tagging him for death.
Oh my god!
Oh.
Yo, fuck you guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, dude.
Can I try all that to kill just a 69?
Okay, rude.
Oh my God, what the hell, a lot.
What's up, bro?
I'm not scared of you, I'm not scared of you, asshole.
It does seem like it actually is two minute load times.
two three minutes is what gets you in.
So far he spent more time in Slyther than in EFT.
Oh yeah man.
Yeah you're not wrong.
You're not wrong, it was bad.
Even the music left.
Even the music.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Let's see what we got.
Let's see.
Worst thing about EFT is the queue.
At the same time, it makes it so dying sucks even more
it takes longer. It actually works in its favor in a weird way and the proof is the game's still
popular so through the loading times people still fucking play the game. Okay, so yes.
Lol criticism on a fucking game you still cry about and play 10 years later. You know?
I don't know what to tell you bro. At this point it's psychologically baked in
because when you fucking die it feels like it- well now you have to wait longer to play
again like you're getting pushed back into the line you know it actually works
for an extractor the only game it actually works for
is this grip actually good I don't know the AFG OD is good the gun weapon
Same parts always fuck with me, I never know.
I swear to god I've actually spawned here three times in a row, like I am bound to this spawn
every round.
What the hell, the third time I've spawned here.
My FPS is also significantly shittier.
I was literally at like 100 plus and now I'm at 80.
Uh, what am I lowering these to? Visibility and, uh, I love equality. Should I go, what?
Okay, I'm going to pretend that did something.
All right take three I think I maybe got like five six more FPS
All right, let's see what we have here
Servers loading RPS, you had 130 last right?
Ooh nice.
Nice, Salewa.
Watch out for the dogs.
I don't think this game has dogs.
It would be interesting if it did though.
Watch out for the dogs.
I don't think this game has dogs.
It would be interesting if it did though.
All right, I'm going here fast.
I don't really have a destination, but yes.
God damn I'm bad.
He's all my ammo on that guy.
That's right, I thought I heard somebody.
I'm hearing things I
I don't know if this guy is worth looting.
Trash.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Dude, I'm scared, man.
Yeah, every time I play this game, I have to like scan every area, because I swear it's so easy to miss players.
And then while you die, and then you get hit by the three minute loading screen.
So I'm trying to avoid.
Alright, this thing always has a shit ton of loot in it.
Anything good?
UMP 45?
I bet the UMP is good shit.
Buk-buk-man.
Flashlight on your weapon
Another flashlight's pretty good in the game though
Nope
I probably have less than a hundred or if not a hundred hours in Tarkov and I have more than a hundred
I don't know
I'm still more on the casual end of time elapsed or time played
are you kidding me? Is this fucking AI really doing this to me right now?
Where even is this dude shooting me from?
the worst fucking thing that could have happened here.
Now there's a guy in here too that was shooting me.
I thought there was another guy in the window bro wait was that an
MPC? Oh my God! Come on, man. Come on, bro. Lost the
MPC? That wasn't an MPC. The guy that was in the window. Was that really an MPC that
That was the scab that pushed up.
Are you kidding, dude?
It was bad.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
That takes forever to load you out, holy fuck.
We're like trapped in Tarkov.
Yeah, I actually like...
I cannot, I'm stuck here. What am I supposed to do?
Should I restart the game chat? What do I do?
Alt F4.
Come on brother.
Come on brother, let's go.
and do that guy killed me so bad I have the fucking all the four and now I
can't load back in to die this is you do not want to fucking die okay you don't
want to die this is what you this is this is what happens the next
extractor they should make it so when someone you kill somebody there the
The stakes are higher.
It actually shuts their computer down and then they have to boot back up.
And then load the game back up.
So it's like, boom, and then it hits you with a computer restart.
So like you actually, you know, to just uninstall Windows, I mean, that's the hardcore
mode. Last time I did this, I just kept joining up and then eventually walked in. I started
working. I just kept hitting play and then it worked.
Come on!
All right, give it a second, chat some of you guys are losing your mind over just a random
default Windows wallpaper.
All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. Load up. Load up. Anyone here? Is it easier just
to restart the B-State Launcher and it works or what?
What do I do here, boys?
I just got a 3.4 gig patch.
Is it usually task manager related?
I don't think so.
I just stopped using wallpaper engine and then I started realizing the default windows wallpaper switches like every day by its own and they're pretty good.
Come on buddy.
I might actually try to go to interchange next.
Okay.
Well, some of the first quests are on interchange.
was I don't know what the fuck to do right now is anyone else having this problem
The task manager closed the launcher and tried.
I just manually closed the launcher.
MWAH MWAH MWAH NOOOOOO.
I don't even think there is a B-State game.
Yeah, there's nothing even running.
It's just the game itself.
Well, I just launched this right now.
What is that 360 Chinese program and task manager?
You know, this computer only has Steam games and video games, so I don't know.
Something installed from some game, sometimes somewhere.
Whoever's hacking it's pissed, because it's like, I own this game, this computer literally just has like Steam on it.
What the fuck ah?
Shit man all my gear I have nothing I don't even have anymore helmets I'm going in a helmet
Oh, there.
Wow.
I had no heavy bandage.
Are these the same bandages? I don't remember.
Oh wait, S mark, right?
All right, hopefully I find some good shit here.
Are you kidding me?
Let's go to the mall and get lost and extract.
Shit, what even are the first tasks? Just to survive interchange?
I wonder if it's worth just quickly extracting and not looting anything.
Can you read your tasks in game?
You can, right?
Buddy, that was insane.
Holy shit, the load was actually two seconds.
Visit interchange, survive and extract, or visit interchange three times.
I was going to forget where the extracts are on this map.
Oh yeah, the railway X-FIL, yeah, like where on the map it is in terms of where the
map is. Like I think isn't Railway Exfil all the way over there.
You're fucking joking dude. Buddy. Ah, ow.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me, man?
Dude, what even is this?
What even is this?
You T.T.B. fuck.
3,000 hour motherfucker.
What is my profile?
Two minutes?
Had nothing left dude. I have nothing left. This looks like a brick to count. It's brick, bro
It's a brick. I'm bringing in this fucking bazooka. I don't give a shit
I was all the same at 855
Dude all my shit is gone and said
Are you serious?
AP 6.3 and then there's none left, buddy.
Oh, MAA2 fits in this shit.
I think.
Hello, fuck.
All right goddamn place scab maybe I should but you can't do missions on scab there, right?
Yeah, you can learn the map
It's really about that brother really spawned in and the guy fucking killed me, okay?
That's not good.
What was that?
Uh oh.
What the hell was that?
Alright, as we were, as we were.
I'm gonna slow down my pacing and play like the fucking most
Scared individual ever because every apparently everybody's looking
I'm not even I'm not gonna sprint anywhere. I'm just gonna walk around
Did I go streets? Oh shit
No, please don't eat my blaze, bruh.
I'm not hungry.
Blaze, bruh.
I'm not hungry.
All right, we're in.
Damn, one minute load?
Come on bro make it a make it a fast one
That's gonna be two minutes. You need to know where the spawns are. Yeah, that's always a pretty massive deal in this game
You do need to know where the spawns are
We're in don't give me the same spawn please that I've had for like four maps
Yeah, damn this gun's fucking fully loaded I'm gonna get one tap and lose it. I don't even have a helmet I
Am like somebody's greatest kill
Still some dumbass who doesn't have a fucking helmet on and a gun like this to extract.
Besman?
Random CD.
I could get lucky and find one.
I already get head-eyes with a helmet, so what's the difference between getting head-eyes without a helmet, other than saving like a hundred thousand ruffles on a level 4?
Alright, here we go.
Survived the first stretch of land.
Come on.
I just want one kill, boys.
Give me one kill.
One dog tag.
What the hell is this, bro?
I want two GPUs right now, two GPUs or none, or none, that works too.
It's not a helmet, it's a mask.
It's not going to protect the bullet.
Let's wrap a laser on this.
Isn't that control T to switch to the laser?
How do I just do laser and no light?
Isn't that control T?
There it is.
are you fucking kidding me I removed the wrong one. I removed the laser. Whoops. Um, what
Am I removing? Can I remove it?
Inline ML, M600 you.
There we go.
I swear most people who play this game don't ADS.
And it's the strongest by just using your laser and just fucking spraying.
Voluga.
I mean it's situational but like indoors, you know, in a hallway.
Last try. It's usually for a quest.
A nerf tip. Fire heavily.
Don't tell me the light is on in the back you fuck this shit oh my god it was on in
my backpack dude holy shit
I'm about to just take all of this big-ass shit out, whatever, might as well.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, might as well!
I got a lot of room.
Alright, definitely need that helmet by the way.
I saw Nikita's doing a sci-fi like Tarkov.
You know what man?
I believe.
What the hell?
Note with code, word ONNX, container key, 50 near early access, Inc.
Yeah, probably.
I remember EFT when this game was first accessible.
I was there when this game was first accessible to play but an absolute piece of shit on the
shore map.
I remember it was a broken hot mess, but they actually made it come together.
I probably still have the Vaude.
definitely do. That was a long-ass time ago.
I usually loot that building across the street too. Yeah shoreline and they did
heavy testing on shoreline but it was like completely broken. I was I'm trying to quest
I messed up and went to streets again after going to interchange. I was flustered I've
been getting my ass fucking kicked. So far Tarkov has been very brutal already. Let's
Okay.
The code extract is closed.
Is that new?
The code extract?
What the fuck?
Ballistic plate?
I got a weird color.
Is this a flashlight?
It says light and laser.
I don't know.
Let's go.
I don't know if it's both.
Do you have a shoulder swap key?
Wait, you can shoulder swap in this game now?
That sounds like a big deal.
I sometimes used to loot this place.
Not as important as it sounds.
I wonder what that symbol means on the syringe.
Some medical symbol for the therapist, but why?
Why?
Shoulder swap with a corner peek.
You know, if I wasn't streaming, it would be very easy playing this game and just camping
with none of you motherfuckers watching the screen, so I would be a fucking rat, okay?
This requires me to press WASDA, okay?
If I wasn't streaming, fuck you guys, I'd be a rat with a 50-calino window, with the
office on my right monitor, or some TV show.
Are you kidding me?
I gotta move.
I have to.
I don't want to.
I'd be chilling bro, I'd just hunker up, let everybody else press WASDA.
Higher chances of extracting if you just wait for the others to move.
When you're streaming, you gotta gotta move.
I don't wanna move.
I know every move I make, I feel like someone's listening to me.
Oh, landmine? Oh no, M-Cable is worth a decent amount. I would loot this, but I'm too lazy
to do that 12 times. I'mma be real. I ain't fuckin' doin' that shit 12 times.
I
Know gunslinger, I don't really care when a game adds
Dude that's a record GPU bro record GPU holy shit
What the hell?
Third raid? Fourth raid? GPU?
What?
Oh my God
Yooooooouuu, that's rare
That should raaaayry
Flash drive and SMT.
Shippuruburu shippuruburubur.
Um, yeah, you're not s- I- I'm wearing something that's body armor.
It's a hybrid.
Am I just gonna sewer?
Wait, was that a player?
Come on, man.
Player scav?
We've got dorm keys.
I'll take the ammo.
Buddy, my ass is full.
I don't got anything else.
of
death
of
death
I wasn't a player.
I feel like that's a scary guy to loot.
I don't know if I want to do that.
Scary guy to loot.
Yeah, I'm bussy.
I've died four times.
Code extract is close where?
Guide me
Left or right from this area
I've never done the code extract whatever you know
I can't wear those fuck this mask
Some type of uh good shit
We're here
It's not the extract here that's the scab extract isn't it?
This is the extractor?
Oh, I didn't know that was how you did this.
There it is, boys.
Successful extract boys. So I got it time to go to interchange easy peasy
We got a GPU
We got a CPU
That's gotta be like top 100 speedrun on a GPU bro. That's gotta be I'm making it up in my mind
It's get it's gotta be as the stat
There has to be a stat
You know I still have a helmet
How about to go to a land that I got one tapped in
Where the hell is the Tashankas?
Died?
No bro, successfully extracted buddy.
Death is not in my vocab.
Or is it a little late?
Alright, let's move.
The GPU was worth it. It's such a good item.
Yeah, maybe the helmet is actually what gets me killed.
The interchange queues are so fast because obviously everybody's trying to do the quest.
It's like one minute.
Streets you're just kind of going into streets because you feel like it.
Yeah, let's kill this guy.
Don't let him live.
Oh, dude.
He actually survived that turn, that's impressive.
I don't know how the fuck he turned that fast.
Like how fast that shit is, damn.
Big walk drops tomorrow, what does that even mean?
Walk drops.
They expand this map?
why does it seem fucking huge they did did they make the mall bigger or the
forest bigger
Just the outside.
Yeah, the scale of this area.
I really want to go up there.
I'm gonna go through the parking garage
I'm so scared this game always scares the shit out of me man I was really like
there's somebody I'm gonna miss I like I'm not gonna hear somebody every
Every single fucking time I play this game.
You don't check the right corner.
You don't know somebody else is listening to.
As you're walking
I think there's a path here that leads into the
She go up there some shit
Goddamn, I can't see shit, bro.
I mean, I've went like the worst route to get here.
Yeah, I think I think I'm just coming outside and then I stop the leave
I've totally lost my way.
Wow, let's go through here.
in the next queue. I just saw a guy. I'm literally right next to Blood Splatter. I saw an actual
player run in.
I
Want to push
There it is, boys.
Bro, he had no helmet either?
We got it, we got it.
We got one.
Is it still worth putting this shit in?
Is it still worth doing that in this game?
Yeah, this guy had fucking trash, bro.
See, this guy, you can tell he was going in trying to shit on everybody with a pistol
because he's just good at the game.
for him it's fun trying to shit on everybody with a pistol yeah I need I
need like fucking god dear loot play
he was getting shot at he's just poor look at his fucking multicolored ass dog
I got the battle pass and everything.
I don't know what's better.
Let's go through slugs.
There's the entrance.
There's another guy.
around there. You may have thrown away his weapon. What a bitch. Who throws away their
weapon on a fresh wipe? I guess if you're a bitch.
There's no insurance of the season
Okay
Oh my.
Good, like, did you see how fast that guy reacted to seeing me?
Trained eyes.
Trained eyes.
I did so much damage to him.
I'm not chasing him down, I could.
Does this actually maybe lead to him?
Bad idea.
how much time is left 30?
are you kidding bro what are these peaks man
Oh
The fucking god tier shit peak bro. Come on
Fucking just push the door you shit. Just push the fucking door man
Do you check your fucking bullshit like this every time you enter a door?
Hey, come on
It's doing what is it goddamn
Damn!
Look at advanced military ass motherfucker, holy shit!
Come on, dude.
I don't even have any backpacks left.
is 542 dark
Oh, fuck is this, man?
Is this like the most outskirt-y outskirt?
What the hell?
Where the hell is this?
inner change new area they added
such dish
Brother, I saw the fucking airdrop man. This looks like it's a good stock. Visually it looks like it's a good stock.
Where the hell is the mall?
This is fucking interchange. Where's the mall? Oh, I think I see it over there.
I'm going to see if I can get a helmet and a backpack.
Loot this place, it's OP loop.
Okay, I don't think there's anything in the train.
All the way back.
We're out of looted. Let me see.
Now the sun will come up.
It's got to kind of deal with it like this.
Check the lead-expon, brother.
I don't know where that is.
There's like 50 fucking things.
some foods? no?
maybe some random backpack on the ground
kinda rare but maybe
some tape and nails
I did two hundred twelve damage to him dude imagine if he died six six hit count
Should have listened to chat fuck. No, I was on my way to go to the damn mall
Chat said to go back
Look at what it costs me yeah, this thing you can't repair it
Yeah, this is this is fucking tough so I'm not gonna reset my account for real for real
Before was kind of like ha ha ha now. It's kind of like aware of fuck. I might actually have to
Ha ha ha. Oh shit
All right interchange, yeah I can survive this setup I think. I can do it. I believe.
All right interchange.
So much ammo? I attempt to use a lot.
Yo!
I
Didn't
Your grandma escaped harkov damn
Thank you for doing that wrong let me just eat some of this. Yeah, I mean oh
No, mind if I do brother
I might just run through to quickly just do the task.
You know.
Let me just run through.
Emmercom checkpoints
Remember where that one is is it basically all the way over there essentially all the way on the other side
My son
What's gonna happen is this gun is gonna jam and I'm not gonna remember how to
Unjam it, because this durability is done.
Shifty.
I'm going to go all the way around here, just want to extract for the task and I'm out.
Bonus items would be nice.
Must be a way to unlock these.
And a range? Okay.
Do I loot him?
Oh, wait a minute. I did pass by some loot.
That looks like a good scope.
I made launcher.
Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack.
You had a bag, Maggie.
god damn dude just a lot of fun
you can shoot the padlocks I didn't know you could do that but anyone know you
could do that holy shit
Yeah, that's sick.
I wonder, can you just use your knife?
I think the knife would be better.
Whoa!
Holy shit, I thought I got fucking shot.
And desynced.
Ooh!
The SKS is beautiful.
Manace.
There's got to be another guy around here. There's got to be. Wires in EC?
What the hell is that? M10 is that for a sniper rifle?
Okay, I could go through here or keep traveling through until I get to the other side.
Let's see, I get to Emmercom.
Emmercom is a little power building, right?
I know it's not, that's power station.
I don't know if this is the proper way out.
I just want to extract brown I'm out
You got to open up these quests
Holy shit.
Showdown!
Fuck yeah, jump.
Let's get the shit out of me.
Take the AK, it's really good.
good is that true better than the SKS?
No it's not, not in that condition.
What do you mean there's no space when there's space right there?
Is that a triple?
Is that why?
Really?
And I have no triple slots.
There's a guy like right here.
Worst scope.
Oh my god, his whole fucking family loaded in on a land center in his fucking basement
to kill me.
Come on!
Hey, I did the task.
Dong Zing Meng?
Alright, tell Ragnan what you found!
I found that everybody...
Oh Ragnan, you know what bro?
How about you fucking go yourself?
piece of shit. How many seasons have you sat in the fucking flea market, asshole?
Fuck you, ragman, you go. It's crazy out there. These guys have thousands of hours.
I can't do shit.
Give me a free gun or something. I got I got anything
He kind of does look like an alien wearing a mask talk to skier
Oh yeah, this is GTA 6. This is how they're gonna do the NPCs in GTA 6.
Same way.
Customs. Go to customs. Don't fucking die.
Can't ever any building material items to skier.
can I buy anything now at all messenger receive all trash bro give me trash
dude wants toilet paper how much money do I have
walla
the
the
the
the
one
How much would I have 313,000 rubles okay, oh my fucking god
Back to the penis helms.
Just like old times.
What ammo does this shit use?
I need a tacharig.
Alright man, I have tacharigs.
Dude, I'm already so down bad.
Like this is so shit.
This is so bad.
Four shots in this, yikes.
No more S-Markz? Oh, shit. Okay, just don't heavy bleed. Actually, doesn't the car get...
Uh, doesn't that help?
Alright, what do I do here for this story?
Customs is like a death area for a shotgun.
Go through the story, should I do the side stuff?
This is the railway, Emmercom.
Eliminate.
We'll take the recorder out.
Try the beginners to do map ground zero.
I've, yeah, I've done that.
Ghost scav run on Custa, I'm going to do this.
what happened to streets oddly um true if I survive this I'll go
back to streets. We've been chained into this track because I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
All right, let's sit here.
I don't fully remember where the specific van is.
I'm not gonna lie, if this game just added like a specific dot, like a green dot,
that showed where the quest objectives are, instead of needing to fucking learn
and remember where everything is, especially if you tourist it.
It would be so much better, instead of needing to pull up third-party websites
to get back into the groove.
Obviously if you have a shit ton of hours all those shit. This is now the fiftieth time you fucking done it
So it's different
You know just give me a little green dot indicator it is hardcore. It's called playing
What are you talking about a little green dot so I know like where the shit is
oh my god how the fuck does his friend get one tap his friend gets one tap this fucking
parochipi importanty you piece of shit
How is my scab still on CD bro?
I gotta go in with the pistol.
I'm just going to mag dump.
Literal mag dump.
I'm a PMC that looks like I'm a scab to then kill scab.
I love my ass if I need this little pistol!
Because I already lost all the fucking primaries!
All I got!
Go M700 and camp the extract. I should bruh I should I
Like that idea. I like the way this guy thinks he's probably doing that right now. I'll tap to tell me that's what he's doing right now
I believe. I believe.
I'm pretty sure if you go naked, don't you get tagged by the AI and they attack you
more or something?
So you can't go naked?
I mean, if you do, you're fucked.
All right.
No armor is the same.
Are you kidding me?
No armor gets you tagged.
What if I go in with no armor, kill somebody, and take armor, wear it.
Oh shit man.
You know what that means?
Just kill every fucking scab.
You know what that means?
This is the main character build.
Everybody wants to kill me.
I guess I can just passively do the pharmacist quest.
I just have to turn in three
The Rolex
Takes a while to get the flea market doesn't it?
I mean I'm mag dumping every motherfucker I see dude. That's why
I have no room. I think I'm going to crane right. There it is.
Oskob's usually worth a decent amount.
Building, elevator, courtyard.
Really interesting situation here.
Oh yeah, thanks skier wanted building materials.
I didn't loot the book. Oh, fuck the book.
It's not that big of a deal.
I haven't accumulated a lot of loot in this area in the past.
Double GPU would be crazy
Yeah, and parts are worth a decent amount aren't they?
Ram is a hunt ray Ram's actually worth a shit ton in game now
80k a ramstick now? Oh shit.
I'm gonna just take this water and just drink.
30
God damn
I kind of forgot where style of a building elevator is.
Expo check point.
yard is over there isn't the elevator over there
What do we have?
What do we have?
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
My Snickers now.
Bandage.
Big trash. It's looted already. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that's what I'm here for, man. I pick up all the loot and then you kill me and then
And guess what, it's all yours.
Alright, I might just extract...
Just to reset, because I'm already full.
Like, if I keep trying to chase some insane shit, I'm gonna just lose more than I've already lost.
There's a very thing here to loot.
What's that?
Can I enter a console on this? The hell? I don't know you can do that.
I don't know if he saw me.
Why do I do this?
I was this guy so quiet after running here.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
a
number of died to some guys just chilling in there before
I swear I hear somebody.
I'm not sure if that's good.
Two, four, six?
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's literally the same size.
SKS with shit, Ana?
Fuck off.
Come on man, let's ride into the right corner dude.
And 500 hours, okay, 500.
Come on man, come on!
I don't know what to do man!
Shit!
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
All right, the brother.
Shit, man.
Dude, this fucking game, bro.
Oh, I'm bringing this to low end.
Minus one mag on reload.
true true
All right another one
Closed name server maybe stream snipers true, that's definitely yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he has he's on to something guys
I agree. I didn't say anything about that, but you know what now that he mentions it. I
See where you're coming from I get it, you know, I see that
Ah, I see that, yeah.
I see how you got to that conclusion.
This is a single shot.
Isn't this a single shot gun?
This semi?
I'm going to be careful with this one.
All right, it's a normal m4 auto way is it? Oh, I thought these are always semime
Oh, that's the a dar right
Shit I brought these in but I don't need those
Whatever though, they're in the special slot.
Oh shit.
Finally!
Eating good, brother!
Chad, do I, yeah, do you still want to do this?
Should I still use this?
Do you still want to do the thing in the thing now it's not a thing anymore the thing in the thing is not a thing anymore
Well they meant to do that
I am on challenge!
I'm not.
I'm all good, friend.
Keep your wantons, I don't want them.
Just a scab, don't be scared, bro.
I just got fragged by one earlier.
I am slightly scared.
I agree dog shit cheaters it's not me it's not my scale cheater though yep yep I agree
I agree.
Can't be me.
Can't be my skill.
Can't be me.
Can't be you.
Ask the chaeve.
Get some M parts too.
What do we got, what do we got, oops, what do we got here, what do we got here?
Search manual search.
the s-plug you need for a lot of your hideout or if there's a quest where you
need to get like 20 or something or a shit ton of them gonna get a lot
Oh, what the fuck are you talking about?
BOOM!
Where is this Von Von fuck?
Don't do this!
Is that an S-Gas?
Sounds like a shotgun.
SKS MP5? Better backpack? Oh boy. What the hell do I do here? That doesn't work because
of the rig. So that's a little unfortunate. Class 4 armor and no loot. I'm not sure if
the mp5 is worth oh yeah this guy has a bigger backpack
Terror frame?
What the hell's going on?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
Scared over here, dude.
FMJ is trash, right?
Skies living.
I'm a lot lots of s marks FMJ for your ram 100k 80k actual future VPO I guess get the
Best diary, drink what it is.
Oh, this rig looks like it could be good.
412, 96, 18 slot versus 246, 810, 12, 3rd order.
Oh buddy, what if I put the, you're telling me
it's not worth putting this shit in here?
In this scenario, you're telling me this isn't worth it.
Oh, I dropped a bunch of my shit.
How am I doing this right now?
I'm tripping.
damage house I might go there kind of far I do have armor isn't this a armor this is
it's a hybrid what do you mean no fucking plates it needs plates in order to
have armor it's not a default three and then you add plates to enhance it
Mag on the ground, I just won't lose the loss to I have.
No plates, it's base armor 3.
Alright, what if this had another GPU and it was bugged in the patch and this computer always has a GPU?
Okay, never mind. SLI PSU.
It's better than Paka even without plates.
Oh my god. He just got fucking killed? Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Dude.
Technically witnessed.
Dude, that could have been me.
That must have been a guy who killed the scout.
I'm just gonna camp and wait for this guy to loot, I think.
You can also just be holding this stretch of road.
I'm going to stress eat.
Are you kidding where dude?
Oh my god dude come on man!
Why are you standing without cover, buddy, 1,833 hours, man?
Shit.
I
Am the streets I am the streets
Yeah, I'm just gonna pee real quick on that
All right, this isn't a medicine, it's a shotgun with a scope.
Yeah, maybe during fights I slow walk too much.
Yeah, maybe I need to use just regular movement to my advantage.
Should I go scavener change?
I
Scav nighttime bro, that's like extreme rat
I
I have seen streets at night. I know there's a lot you can shoot the lights out and stuff.
I've seen it.
Is Emercan behind Ollie or where?
Oh my god, there's two players.
Are you kidding?
Should I shoot him?
Are you kidding?
Yeah, what have I done?
This game is not, Jake.
You just don't know how it works.
What is it?
What?
Oh, my dear!
Is he dead?
Oh.
I regret everything I did by the way, whoops.
Too late.
Rip the scab timer.
I saw two guys running and I thought it was a squatted two, so I just took a shot and then I realized it was two scabs.
I think Grizzly is actually really good.
Oh, the armor works. Buddy, okay, it works.
I definitely killed way more.
Now his helmet's a piece of shit.
Oh, it's got a pillbox.
Anything is good.
Anything is better than whatever the fuck I have.
His helmet's trash, isn't it?
I swear I killed way more
Thought I did.
So does all this make it so you have a longer scab timer?
That looks like it's really good.
And worse scab starter gear.
It has plates in it, right?
I
God, who is it sleeping on like a ghost, you cop?
It's messed up what I'm doing, man.
It's messed up.
What am I supposed to do, bro?
I'm down bad, dude!
I've nothing!
They don't drop helmets, apparently.
It's only gonna show up here and kill me.
In two seconds.
AK-74M to AK-74Ms.
Nice.
Oh, why?
Because, bro.
Because.
I'm not sure what ammo to keep I'm gonna just drop this with a durability shot but whatever
This guy did have a Mosin, but Mosin is very skillful.
I'm not good enough to one tap with a Mosin, I'm going to die.
This guy had a pillbox.
Are you serious?
You're dead.
There might be time to leave.
How do you?
Is it good now?
Yeah, which way to Emmercom?
Down this way or is it in the front?
Like.
behind Goshen is that Goshen
Are you kidding?
Is that really a player?
Oh my God dude.
Oh my God.
Come on man, why you.
I've been getting my ass kicked all day in this shit
30 minutes scab boys we hit up some battlefield that was fun I enjoyed that
That was nice.
That was fun. I enjoyed that. I just have no more anything.
It was fun dude.
It was fun my game I did it was fun my dude my guy my guy my dude my dude my guy
My dude, my guy, my guy, my dude, that was nice.
Is anyone else stuttering in Mistfall?
I might do some Mistfall still.
I might...
Let's see, it's still there, you know.
Tomorrow's a new stream.
My guy, my dude, my dude, my guy, Conquest Escalishon.
Use your XP boosts? I didn't see.
I don't care enough to fucking wait till eight o'clock to play it. I'll wait till tomorrow.
I don't care enough to fucking wait till eight o'clock to play it. I'll wait till tomorrow.
wait till eight o'clock to play it I'll wait till tomorrow
I did crazy
alright that's the way if I kill a pilot if I kill a pilot it's two hundred
gifs
that's how we do it
I'm skipping on the game of the year, what game of the year?
Which one?
the
god damn, that guy thinks I'm hacking, even I think I'm hacking
Oh
She
Yeah, I got back there I gotta go kill that guy on the right. I gotta go revengence
Is that actually him?
Oh my
NOOOOOO!
Bro save us dude, doggie doogies bro, doogie!
He died.
NOOOOO!
Yo, it's the same guy!
Brother, we are surrounded.
I
Got a sniper watch yourself
Random spot guy
Okay, we've taken objective, Javi.
Get some ammo for you!
Move to attack the march objective.
Get fucking shot!
Nice, we've taken objective, go!
Right in the basement!
I got enemy inside contact enemy infantry
How's that not a headshot
I want the little bird.
Enemy helicopter!
Try to kick him down!
He's alive!
He's alive!
fuck that guy dude no way yeah this guy's just trying to give some brothers no way
What the fuck that thing was so fast I did I sniped him I did you know what I did the
truth of the matter is I did snipe him. Oh my, why do you make me log in every time you
piece of shit?
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the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, dude, I thought I heard a sniper nearby, but I heard one.
This is where I heard one.
Ah, I heard one.
push push
enemy healer, sailor
enemy healer
be advised, I'm trying to find the enemy head
need a fucking med!
need a med!
oh he died
You know what we're doing you already know what we're doing boys
Fuck you man
You know what we're doing boys. Oh shit, all right take four
AHHHHHHHHH!
What the hell?
Now where I just bugged it? Are you fucking kidding?
Wow I like picked it up and put it on at the same time and above it and now it's three instead of four
It could have stacked
Oh, we'll see here
come on man
I
Is on a machine gun
That's where there is a body
We're attacking objective Bravo.
Shit.
Here, my guy!
Here, bruh!
Oh, fuck.
Wait for someone else to shoot down.
I don't want to be the initial.
I want them to hand to the first guy who shoots.
Eh, pants are the first guy that shoots.
I mean there's a sniper in the distance.
I would totally shoot this guy, but... maybe.
Oh my god.
Oh, I hit him!
Shit!
Oh fuck.
He doesn't know, he doesn't know, he doesn't know!
Oh fuck, he knows.
I
Oh my god, I killed two of them
Dude, there's 50 fucking people behind me. Are you kidding?
Shit they got that man
There's a guy like right here
I'm so fucking bad
Somebody snipe me I can't tell where
Oh
Damn damn damn damn
They have tank superiority right now.
Alright, I will do it.
I will change the pacing of the game.
If you guys won't, I'll do that.
I
All right, never mind
Damn
I will not die the
The igla's mine!
The igla!
Objective Bravo neutralized.
The igla is nuts.
Holy shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
AHHHHH
They got fucking mortars here
There's no way I'm making this.
Oh my god, the mortar guy. Fuck this guy. He probably killed me. You piece of shit. Remember me?
I think he's like, where the hell did he find me?
I was going to kill this guy yet!
Dude, what the fuck is going on here?
There's literally no teammates here.
After capping the point, there's not a single fucking teammate here to assist.
Yikes.
What the hell are we doing man?
What the hell are we doing?
Oh shit! Stand back!
I
Mother fucker
Oh my god
I
Fucked up that little bird
Dude, get the fuck off my hand then!
Okay, okay dude, okay.
Bike takes five years to turn and then fucking turns after you're done turning.
Oh my god.
of
death
of
death
What the fuck did he crash?
Oh, I killed him nice.
I
Twink murderer
I think his engineer bitch died.
How is this fuck still alive?
There we go.
That's bitch!
Medic!
Yaaaaaahhhhhh...
They have so many tanks.
It's like endless tanks.
I
What the hell is that shooting over there?
Alright, there's another guy right there.
Where the fuck's my gun, maaah!
Oh wait, we won?
We won?
Holy shit!
We won?
Holy shit!
We do it again. We do it again. I want some jet bra. You know what? My goal is to survive
with the jet if I get in the jet. I don't want to kill anybody. I just want to see
how long I can survive for? That's what I'm doing. No jets on this map though. Not necessarily
though. You just have to fly low and they can't lock on and then you just gotta, you
now do it up
I'm not the best weapon for this map I'm actually gonna try a different server I
I don't want to play this map. This map is too CQC.
No fission. They nerfed the D-Fib.
They technically brought it back, but you have to play slower because of the internal CD they added.
I think I just wasted all of those.
Wow okay from one shit map to the other
Custom search usually spools up its own server though.
map twice.
All right, conquest it is.
Nope, conquest it is.
I don't think I've played this map.
Are there jets on this map?
Huh, oh and I played this map before to mine, yeah, yeah, I played this a while ago
California
Okay, we're gonna lose we're gonna lose
I
Fucking dead
Right at the bottom!
Wee!
Wee wee wee wee!
There's your voice!
There's the boys!
There's the boys!
There's the boys!
Oh!
I need a medic!
I was ready for that kill.
U-879, is the Panthera a little bird?
I
Attack Kelly
I don't know how this guy still had HP after running around like that.
Try some player kits.
What are these fucks used nowadays?
Stems and shotties?
Wow, insane fucking timing, buddy.
I wanted to see what that was, dude.
This guy right here, this guy, found my target, found my target!
Oh, really?
The fuck, man?
Is it like toxic shit?
Why was I burning when I got close?
That's the thing, they have thermal smoke.
Fuck you bitch, I'm back!
I don't give up on the fucker, I don't give up, brother, you got more!
Fuck, he kept driving!
You lucky piece of shit.
of
all that is for the bird
I did not I'm not excited I'm not
Yeah, that was a pretty good spot.
man
Fuck my balls!
Holy shit, they're all up on the roof over there?
Bank Buster, you see him? Your bank's gonna get busted!
You fucking see the guy with the C4?
Yow!
Where am I? Oh, okay.
Let me see. Give me a good spot here.
Wow, easy-easy clap kill right there on the tag, and no one's taking it.
No one's trying to take this kill on the easy clap.
And I finally get there, and you fucking blow it up. Okay.
You know what? I'm done.
I'm also done.
Ow!
I didn't realize they're getting flanked.
Okay.
I brought his car in here.
Oh, see, you think you're rid of that?
I
Looks like we're good over there
I should I should take a golf cart and run I'm in
the tanks. I don't think they'll expect it.
Okay, nothing worked there. I swear instant parachutes you so you can't see four out of
ejection. I swear that instant pair is you?
I have bigger missions here, bro.
I've been resing here, Fred.
Are you kidding?
He's still alive!
Are you kidding? He's still alive!
That guy in front just blew up though.
Now the question is, is this true?
It didn't go off, but the guy in the- he didn't die, the guy in there died.
Alright, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
No, you gotta have an insane- it takes a lot, and it's tough.
Holy shit, they got a tank all the way down there!
Wow!
I'm fucking hit!
You're kidding dude.
I think I'm scared dude, you think I'm fucking scared bro?
Welcome to the resort asshole.
Oh.
Ah man.
Nope.
Negative.
Is that is that a waste of shots what type of tank is this?
It seems like it has an igla on on two
It's mainly anti infantry.
You're telling me this isn't a heli killer.
You're telling me this isn't a heli killer?
I'm gonna have to aim.
Oh, you have tanks to fork it, get the fuck in there and take C.
How the hell do we not have soon?
You making me push up
Okay, bro, what the hell even was that what did he just hit us with what is that icon I just died to
Mines
Objective Charlie, neutralized.
Yes, secure Charlie!
Oh, you're lucky I can't clear that shit.
I gotta take the highway.
Oh
Motherfucker I turn too much
I think I'm gonna take this.
Well, people!
Get that shit in there!
The enemy has made danger controls!
We have secured arms!
Oh, fuck!
I need a medic!
Get down to the...
I got this.
I'm vulnerable and I have nothing.
Brother, resupply me, brother!
I think I'm trying to be...
Sure, they really want C, give them C, cap everything around C.
of the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Oh my god, I just double killed them with a no scope
I'm fucking hate!
I'm fucking hate!
I'm holding hate!
I'm holding hate!
We have lost control of that car.
Alright, we're owning now.
We're owning.
You changed the character, can you?
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Get back! Enemy vehicle located!
Boys, we got a tank arena, we got a tank arena!
Yeah, fuck a rat. Yeah, this doesn't expose them on it, sir.
Sir, you will... I meant this very vulnerable if they hit your nose.
You're joking. You're joking.
I swear sometimes you slam the spacebar harder, it spawns you in.
I swear it's connected to how hard you hit the spacebar.
respawn
I tried.
Damn, I'm 21 and 21. It's impressive.
but it is still helped by the enemy.
Three groups and they're engaged.
We now control more objectives, depending on positions.
We have captured 1,000.
We have captured our bomb.
Being even isn't impressive.
Okay, buddy.
It is to us.
I have an enemy sniper located in the mission area.
Easy.
Very nice, very nice.
Good shit boys. Good shit. Easy clap.
That's how we do it.
Where we headed next?
Did he get top score?
Let me check.
Yes, yes.
Yep.
Let's see what we have here.
I
I
Hold on man, hold on get your shit out of my face
Oh, bash my head right into the ladder, but nice.
Force confirmed! Fire at their age and deploy!
Waaaaaaay!
Please, brother! Please!
Enemy healers!
Walk out!
Wow, that guy showed up at the greatest time to counter us.
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unfortunate situation
are you serious damn brother damn I thought my teammate would uh that guy was still there
the rock holy shit that is not good
You, come back!
Hostiles, you, please!
Contact!
Enemy infantry!
Contact!
Enemy infantry engaging!
I
Was only a matter of time that was bad
But we need this kind of land on E
are you fucking kidding me a random break just hit me in the face
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this, someone who probably has an insane
Mac or for this shit. Oh, no, I just about survival. I don't know what 250 altitudes
Okay, so 250 is a fucking lie
I thought you can't be locked on if you're below 250.
This guy's up here, this bitch.
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death
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death
of
There's no way.
This is too difficult.
You spoke for a big bomber ship
I'm sure.
Haha!
Mr. Begadim!
That guy doesn't know I do what happened.
That actually works.
Move it!
Ow.
Really? You fucking peeked twice?
Hot dog! Hot dog!
Wow
Adam
Oh, shit!
Get in, get in, get in, get in!
Hey, there.
Hostiles still controlled, no objectives!
really no resistance it's odd
Oh
Are you fucking kidding me where did I guys just come from what?
Random. Maybe it was up there the whole time. Air drop but there was nobody. That's an air drop from very high up in the sky.
are you fucking kidding dog dog diggity dog
I just spawned in there got killed so hard
I think that's how that goes
Relax you're hurting my ears
You must stop, please.
Come on, you bitch!
What the hell?
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him
You're killing shit, buddy
shooting us. On the roof. Are you kidding?
Contact! Enemy tank! I need AT!
Yeah, these guys got our roof positions right now.
We're attacking the city proper.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You should have snipers over here.
I need to fly enemy sniper confirmed in your area.
We're more consecutive delta.
Ow!
Wow
Let's see let's see
I know! Watch my spea-
Contact! Enemy Helo!
Alrighty! I'm here, I'm here, I'm attacked, I'm attacked!
I'm attacked!
Ha ha!
That's happy.
That's happy about something.
Someone else kept their shit.
I gotta go blow up something.
This guy's in his spawn.
I'm going to kill you.
Damn it.
He went up.
Did someone knock him up?
the fuck out of here girl come on man
and I just sexy pants
but engaging
but
but
but
Holy shit, there's three down below.
I wanted to do it initially oh wait what the hell oh someone hit the claymore
I believe I am the one
The lady with the cookies, Eddie.
She must be real.
Because she had the cookies.
I need the wine.
Come on, man. Yo, give up the fuckin' jets, assholes.
Musta let us use it.
I'm going to get out of here.
buddy buddy
yeah he's trying to survive
Oh
Spook'em me ball!
And there it is!
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of
of
of
of
of
are you kidding me fuck this guy bro this piece of shit in the lobby man the
The guy has 10 macros.
Right.
Oh, buddy, you gotta get closer, buddy.
I agree, fuck that guy, I agree, I agree, I agree, get me close, get me in there, get
me in there, get me in there.
AHHHHH SHIT!
3, 2, 1!
I killed him though, I think.
What can I say, bro? We're crazy, right? You don't fuck with this, man!
Good shit people, good shit people, good shit people
Good shit bro
Good shit bro
I would play a demolition class in this game where you don't have any guns, but every slot
is 4c4.
You have it you're all you got is you are a demo class that has a anti-air an
RPG and C4 like a pure explosive class like a demo min class that'd be sick
Yeah, no guns. Maybe like a pistol.
This piece of shit.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Are you kidding me, bro? Are you kidding me, bro? You little strafing fuck.
I
Time
Dude this
Hold on I can spot here again. He's always there just parked
You attack the might objective.
My force is a neutralized Bravo.
Buddy, what?
Alright, we don't control Bravo.
Let's push D after, let's push D.
Alright, they blew that up now.
I'm reloading!
Temporary to D, man.
What the hell, what the hell?
Contact! Contact!
Enemy infantry engaging!
Pfft!
NOOOOOO!
Buddy, have that fuck-
Dodge that shit!
3, 2, 1, the Gatton!
It's okay, it's okay, it happens, bro, it happens!
It happened. It happened, okay? It happened like this.
Sometime you do this.
Brother doesn't know who just spawned in.
Brother doesn't know I'm crazy.
Wow, wait, wait. He just fell back completely.
to be heavy.
Wow.
Yikes.
Bro, I feel like, I feel like I did a lot there.
I
What the fuck is this pirate ass music?
Pyro Bazaar, shit map.
Let's go escalation.
Now that's just the meat grinder.
If you like infantry only, it's not bad,
but no, I'm all set on that.
True, let's actually do that.
You're right.
Let's see if I still got it.
Let's see, let's see.
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Street Fighter 6
So I said Street Fighter III has the best music. I don't know if that's true
I'm not relapsing. I just might as well hit it up. I
Think I'm gonna get my ass kicked though because there's a lot of really good players on I already do but more so
There's a lot of really good players on the
ladder
Yeah, what's that mean? What's that arrow mean? I don't know what the hell that means.
What's that arrow mean? We got a drive period or something? Or not drive period, but drive
link it or whatever
Yeah.
Wow dude.
oh she failed
still
Oh
I failed
Okay, okay
Wow, that was so close!
I cannot believe that, honestly.
I can't believe that.
How the fuck was that not a block I don't understand?
I don't want this guy to critical art.
I don't know what that arrow after Otto and me and Southern.
I don't know unless I just did it right there
I'm not gonna do SPH on modern
I
You fucking joking
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm.
The range got attacked.
why can I mess them up there
I'm fucking horrible
All right.
I
Fuck I played that so bad
I
Left
I don't know how you cancel
I had it
Oh, she's gonna kick my ass.
Everybody playing here is already a god at this game, so new challenger, she's actually a smurf and probably like, has like a master maid of some shit.
I thought he was going to do a stupid fucking wake up DP and he never did it.
I
Oh
Fucking joking
Oh
Really dude get the fuck out of here
Okay, okay, okay!
Well, this guy's loading a new character, but he's already really good.
I know he doesn't do it.
Some of these players are so good as soon as they whiff they spam light punch and it
works to save them. I gotta start doing that more.
This guy's so good at reacting at that.
Holy shit, he never does it when you need him to.
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the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I
Okay, okay.
get the fuck out of here.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, no more of those.
Dude, this fucking guy did it.
I
Always out ranges barely out rangers shit
The combo, you get the first jab and then she's out of range for the combo.
What the hell am I doing, bro?
I forgot I was just a big tiger punch thing.
no fucking way you're kidding
the
the
the
the
the
Oh fuck out of here man.
I
Mess up
Oh god, man. I don't want to verse anymore. Everybody playing this character is good
at the game on their main.
I
There it is! Fucking slow as DP, bro. Holy shit, now you do it.
I only really have one overhead on Seagod.
Okay, okay.
Shit! Overcut!
Shagak, where are you?
Okay, okay
Right now wasn't it
Holy shit, you should be able to block a character
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death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, you're on it!
Like hell, you're on it!
Yeah!
Ugh, you're on it!
Uh, fuck it!
Ugh, you're on it!
Ugh!
Here we go!
Nice dog!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, you're on it!
Oh
The punish man
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
that's fucking crazy dude
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on
Come on!
Dude, this guy fucking punishes me instantly!
Oh my!
He's just, he's so good, he's just good, he's just, he's just fundamentally better
at the game.
Yeah, GG.
Yeah, a lot of these people are playing placements, so I'm just a cannonball player.
Yeah, a lot of these people are playing placements, so I'm just a cannon fodder.
I'm done. Last match. Fuck this shit.
I
I
I
OOOH!
Yeah, fuck
chat GG's I will see you tomorrow
next stream Tuesday you guys enjoy the rest of your night people follow the
channel and everything thank you guys for watching like always people GG's GG's I'm
I'm going to see you guys tomorrow.
We'll figure it out.
We'll do it up.
We'll do it up.
Peace out.
Gigi's till next time.
I'll see you with chat.
Thank you for watching it till next time.
Gigi people tomorrow another stream.
We'll do it up.
Goodbye.
Chat.
Enjoy your night.
Peace out guys.
Gigi.
See you then guys.
Use your eyes and feel the pressure
One more chance, could last forever
Use yourself and pull the trigger now
I'm sure I'll feel you
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