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SUB SUNDAY HOLY MOLY CAKLM BEFORE THE GAMING STORM SUBN SUNDAY MY GOD WHAT IS OUT THERE BEFORE ALL THESE OTHER GAMES COME OUT LETS SEE EDITI
08-30-2026 · 6h 26m
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Oh my god people oh seven list cats me out we get off on some charry guys doing
Hello hello chat how is life let's get right into this people I was ready to go live
right on time. And then I spilled some shit right as I was getting ready. I had to clean
it real quick. All right, people, what are we doing here? We are looking at sub Sunday
700. How many? 775 votes here for sub Sunday. I'll take it, brother. I'll take it. That's solid, man. That's solid. That ain't bad. That ain't bad. You asked for it. Counter strike with the LSS of five. Oh, shit, brother.
Sloppy puppy. Slop a loopy.
How we looking here? How we looking?
CS2 before CS2.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay. I mean, you know what? It's not bad.
CS has that style that is just like so subtle that...
Is it worth the input lag?
Yeah, it honestly works in CS very nicely, it does.
Yeah, it works very nicely in CS.
It doesn't feel like it's trying to fucking...
What map is that?
Is this CS Italy?
This is definitely, oh, yeah, actually, it looks great on CS.
Even the gloves, all the models pop a bit more, too.
It's just unfortunate that you're going to have to, you know, it's not worth the trade-off.
And any worth the trade off though, brother.
Generally is 775 votes for subsunday people.
Yes, indeed.
Wardogs confirm September 2nd is gun range and probably September 3rd is open beta.
Dude.
Really, fuck, man, chat, feels bad, man, feels bad.
All right, let's see what we have here.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
I know single-player games, yes.
But you know, the multiplayer game is the one that sticks
calls my name. Let's see what we have going on here. 775 games.
We're looking at one world premiere into 234567.5 games. Never before seen
is where I am at here people yes indeed I say we get right into this brother 7.5
if we actually get to them all true true not bad alt f4 meter I would say it's
It's hard to tell, the game, it's kind of all, it's a bit all over the place.
I would say it's definitely a bit all over the place.
First game is a brand new release known as...
There it is.
This game is known as Shadow Dungeon.
Oh, sweet, yeah, going on here, boys.
we play in ranger balloting much back in in the 2000s maybe
another one let's go mage mage his name her name is mage mage the mage no
No customization, I don't think so.
Oh my god, Biablo 0.5.
Badablo.
Cheektan.
Welcome to the Shadow Dungeon Mage, use WASDA or the Left Stick on a controller to move your character.
You can also enable Click to move.
this is your skill and I don't play this is my first RPG round
okay wait a minute special reset talents all right oh you can find these
all right it auto does it CX yeah I'm actually gonna play a paladin I take
get back go back I want to play talented fuck the mage Ali I'm in the
sword and shield mood not the fireball fireball fireball fireball already
already re-rolled okay let's see okay all right ZX skill point holy moly what are
we doing here blade master skill point lightning damage fire damage unlock
level. I'm gonna go holy build. Infuse the weapon with lightning. Assign a skill.
Interesting.
Huh.
Merchant.
We got gold.
It's totally looks like the Diablo II.
I don't know.
Who gives a fuck?
Let's see.
This looks like the first place I got to go.
Chapter 1.
Plains
Okay, okay
Yo insane hit feedback
Damage number size
Okay, okay, chill, chill. Oh, here we go. We got a mini map.
Let's put the mini map on the side there.
Okay, okay. Hold on.
a little bit of a why can't someone else make one of these fire damage ignite the
weapon yeah we're gonna go lightning we're just gonna we're gonna max out
the one ability
Nice.
This is one of those games where you have to bind your eye is too far away.
A game where you're always opening up your inventory, why are you stretching your shit
all the way to eye?
Why wouldn't you bind it to mouse 5?
Come on dude.
Come on bro.
Or C. C is not bad either.
C is not bad either.
Honestly, mouse 4 is better than mouse 5.
I prefer the mouse button for my inventory in these games.
Ranger item, tailoring orb, uh, so empty slot.
Oh wait, hold on, what the fuck?
Okay.
Apparently that's a...
Oh, it tells you where the chests are as well.
Oh my god!
I doubled my damage.
Instant power gain, okay.
I actually doubled my damage.
What do we have here?
Lightning damage plus 3%.
Plus 13 damage sword, where are my stats?
Cell items, what was that?
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Can I see all pages?
I don't know if there's a character sheet.
Oh.
Someone actually made a little light ARPG here.
All right, why not?
Why not?
Okay, this left click build is insane.
I wonder if I get a movement ability on this guy.
What do we have? What do we have here? You get a lot of these orcs. HP, HP movement speed
boots. Another orb. They like giving you these. Fire damage. Weird. Oh, what is this? A critical
hit chance, buff. And I'm going to level up after. I'm going to get like five skill points
and then level up. That's the best way to play these games. You don't get a micro stronger,
get the in-between of you know you get a micro plus no it's not it's actually
pretty good it's not a bad game oh shit can I wear this no mage item paladin
The empty slot does better
I'm ready for the boss. I'm ready
On all level up here. I'll so I get another ability. Oh, this guy's basically a boss. Oh shit. Wait a minute
Where's my HP? My health pot? You don't regen your health pot very often.
Okay, wait, hold on. Let me sit here. Extra stun chance, raise a holy shield,
increase block chance, passive skill, just pure damage. I'm going fucking glass.
I am glass.
Oh, you have to reset it.
It's not like PoE. It's more like, uh, oh shit, I'm strong.
It's like, uh, Diablo 2.
damn dude yo the upgrades are crazy what is this shit man it's like VAMP survivor upgrade
feel of a character and then the ARPG
is it is it is it done done done is it
I get anything good? Gladius? It's better. I'll say damage mana regen. Oh shit. New shield.
Way better shield. I might just pick up all the trash because I think you do have to
sell. More damage. More damage until I'm getting one cat.
Alright, let's see here.
Can you see the reveal to Terra the Unbound? I did it, it looked alright.
Didn't it look exceptional?
The combat, I'm not sure about yet. It looked a little messy
Sure the fucking character customization and the graphics and the cutscenes look good and that was about it
I'm sure we got some blues that auto-loots everything
Okay, okay, just got a bunch of shit here
Meh, oh shit, oh damn
Oh, that's actually a big item right there
What the fuck are these?
Mana Leech?
Oh, these are like little weird rings.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Phantom Stash Rapid Traveler?
I don't know what that means.
Okay, looks like there's a gateway here.
Alright, you got a pink shell.
Is it another ring?
Where do you see that?
Oh, it's not as good.
Mine's better.
Oh, Goblin Den.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I'm not sure how much this game is, but you know what?
It's not bad.
It seems like we're just like a little, it's not that deep ARPG that plays pretty decent, it's not bad.
Yeah.
It's that, yeah, it's satisfying.
It gets crazy after like two hours.
You must be the death, bro.
That's when the refund period ends.
What the hell, fuck, god damn, oh my god, oh yeah, that guy was the boss.
Big upgrade, big upgrade, oh shit, brother.
Oh my god, dude, big shakeup grade.
plus one cross blade more lightning damage what do I take there's so many
numbers oh it actually tells you 132 how much more lightning damage I'm blind
Oh, it's not even that insane.
Did I sort this shit?
Oh, there we go.
I think I have every
upgrade right now. I think I'm optimized.
I think so. Alright.
Rogue Handware.
Being attacked by enemies, 5% chance to generate a tornado.
That sounds nice.
I wonder if I finish this, let's see.
Blue shield gives attack speed.
Okay, I'm assuming I can come back.
Let's see, Max DPS, what the fuck, oh shit, all right, oh there's a guy over here, Wepensmith,
Reforge, Reforge, Base Attributes, Elemental Damage, Skill Elemental Damage, Yellow, let's experiment.
How much gold do I have? Zero gold. I have zero gold. I'll have zero gold.
Four hundred thirty-eight gold. Okay.
Gem Processing Table?
Dismantle.
What am I going to fuck with that?
Sell everything.
I'm going to sell everything.
Damn!
34,000 Gs!
Oh, here we go.
These are what the gems look like.
Ah, okay.
Now, how do I put a gem in here?
mana points these kind of stuck balls they're not that good
what about the shield armor I'm just gonna throw these in
why not okay
sure sure oh I need the pots actually does this guy sell anything
Is this dude sell POTS? He is the merchant.
Minis, mini mini.
Oh, these are so cheap.
All those items suck ass. 29 POTS.
Might as well buy the ring. I don't even have one.
Alright, let's go back.
Wasteland.
This game is a real sleeper.
Someone link this guy to the fucking Call of Duty section.
Modern Warp 4 came out, you fuck. Go watch that shit.
You know what, you know what, at least I give you different things to watch every day, okay?
You know what, I have to watch your fucking shit complaining every day.
That's what I get to fucking watch.
Your shit fucking takes in your in-text form every day.
At least I change it up for you.
We do change up our complaining and now you guys aren't original with it
just think you are this one's better and I think this one's better too if this
This number goes up, I'm okay.
It went up.
Number go up.
But I'm not gonna, number go up.
I'm bad.
Oh yeah, those are just like regular shrines.
There are things for your people not bots. Yeah. Now we're all bots man. We're all
bots. It's a simulation. We're all in fucking quad GPT fucking version 100 right
Now
This is just version 100 bro, we're living in real-time
Oh this guy yo insane mob diversity god damn
Yeah, I would say for a little ARPG light, this is a solid game.
It's not that deep.
They feel, the upgrades feel nice.
is there any other attack?
Yes. I think it just builds up to it.
Should I go outside today? It depends.
Outside is fun and like, spurts. Not all the time.
It gets worse as you age.
Oh, there's a bunch of shit over there.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Alright, let me just kick this guy's ass over of despair.
I just have a god bill. I just load it up into a god bill.
Oh, here we go. Yes, I'm slowly getting into paladin abilities. You can choose.
I could do a cleave.
Oh, this is pure movement speed. Oh, that's nice.
This talent up 25 movement speed increase.
You did a poison ranger
I think I think I got his binoculars yet everything's kind of shit right now
okay okay does it does it get crazier it gets like vampire survivor level I see
that I'm in all these ARPGs get to that point it's kind of the point it's about
like how slow you make it okay what do we have here I thought I swear I just
moved something nice I'll take it the blue sag staff
Oh! Blazing sword, hand of sacrifice.
I'm not sure here.
143, 146. Okay, it's this one.
That is the one.
Very nice. I think you can teleport. Oh yeah, you can teleport at any time.
B lets you go right to the main city.
Yeah, let me see a legendary.
It does look like epic legendary mythical.
So there's six different mythical clearly being the best.
New helmet drop. Let me see. Let me clear out this area and then I'll look at my inventory
because I'm coming upon three chests filled with the loot.
What up, boys?
Thorium Shield, nice.
Kodex.
No boss here.
Abandoned Corey.
All right, that's where we gotta go
It's a good buff
Let's see what we have
Ooh
I don't think anything else is that great. I think I'm chilling right now
The shield though the shield
When players have full health divine punishment damage, upgrade, one socket, anything not photorealistic
is vibe coded what it what exactly is vibe coded what exactly is that I'm not
hip with it give me an example not coming from the guy that calls everything AI
though. That guy's already lost in life. Vibe coded? It just means it's AI coded? What?
Oh. That's literally what it means. I thought it was something else. I thought it was more
like some guy just decides to randomly code a game and like it kind of works. But it
falls apart. Same idea, no it's not. It's the same thing.
Bloody assassin Shrelia.
Oh shit, alright.
Let's see what we have here.
Random.
I'll come back and loot that after.
Clean up the whole area.
You can play this game and just pretend it's a new POE season.
In this season we retrofied our game.
In this season you're going to see a different tank on POE.
Motherfuckers would think it actually is a new season.
In this season, you enter the shed and it downgrades the graphics.
Yeah, I gotta go back. I'm full.
A lot longer to level now.
main shitty main shitty yes I'm now I'm using a 49 day
We're using a 49-year brown
Now this guy sells good shit 32k actually I might buy that
24 damage oh shit 31 can actually buy these
19% move speed
Poison damage
All right, I'm getting new sword, new this, and a new pair of boots.
I can't tell which one's the best.
Why am I going with these?
Okay.
There it is, the build.
Triple.
a weapon lightning damage physical damage I probably should have put that on shield
physical resistance helmet mana attack speed armor frost rez rez all
resistances. I'm just gonna sell all this shit. Oh. That's not how you sell. How the
fuck do you sell shit? This one? That's the way to do it. Okay. Is that my old portal?
Wait, was that my old portal?
Oh, I'm so much faster.
Damn.
I feel it.
A 19% kicked in.
Crimson Cabern.
I'm owning. I'm owning. I don't, I don't, this game doesn't really give a vibe code
Honestly bro, I don't even fucking know anymore.
Dismantled for 200 Gs?
Everything's getting one tap, so I think that means I have good damage at the moment.
Yes, this is Diablo 5 Alpha BlizzCon exclusive preview edition.
I'm going pure run speed.
They partnered with Teemu to bring you Diablo 5 in collaboration with Teemu.
It's not a bad game bro, it's kind of fun, I'm enjoying myself.
At the same time I always enjoy these type of games.
It's just getting stronger and killing mobs.
And then loot drops.
It's hard not to enjoy this.
Number go up.
What the hell?
Oh.
Yeah, the music seems pretty good.
I'll get my new ability soon, ish.
I missed that.
I think...
Are those buffs?
Those are buff spots, aren't they?
So if I'm...
I don't need to go back for that.
Yeah, I gotta go back for that shit.
Oh, yeah, it is lightning temple
Okay
Very nice
Let's get that chest over there and then go to the new area
This is brain numbing buddy. It's been like ten minutes. Shut the fuck up, bro
All right, unless you're not complaining I took it as a complaint
Oh big upgrade
All upgrades, but I just got that guy get, that was a 30,000 gold piece of shit.
203 damage now.
Maxed out.
attack speed. If you don't like what I do, you're dumb. I would say, I would say you're
dumb. I would say you're dumb, yes. Actually, you are. Because a smart person would just
fucking leave and not type shit in the chat if you don't like it. So yeah, if you're a fucking
stupid. And then you don't have an excuse because you're 30 plus if you're a fucking adult.
I don't know what to tell you, brother. By definition, you're fucking guilty of being a dumbass.
I rushed my case.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Falling grenade.
this is better bigger number better man bigger number equal better upgrade not an
upgrade big upgrade I'm chilling I like what I have city of darkness what do you
Anything about auto loot vs clicking? I actually like the auto loot, because this game kinda
like, you just vacuum the loot up. I don't mind it.
This game throws so much loot your way, I don't see it as a bad thing.
I mean, the other thing is getting a loot filter, but this game is clearly not like that.
What the fuck? Oh, these are all like...
There is a loot filter for this game, though.
I'd rather vacuum it all up and sell it.
They give you so much inventory space.
Ah, let's see.
Too loud?
Alright, let's see. Too loud?
Wait till I get my second ability.
That was not me, eh?
I'd suck a truckload of dirty cocks to get that much inventory space and pewee and break pay like five bucks man relax
Now whenever told you it's like five bucks for more stash space Jesus Christ
Who's going to the extreme
He said inventory it oh like it I like this much bit you know what it would be
actually great it would be great
Way less times do you need to go back.
You know what?
Your inventory getting full is almost like your... it's supposed to pace you.
You're gonna fill your bag every what, 15, 20 minutes?
It paces you to then go back. It's like a rhythm.
I don't get anything interesting.
Only listen to Bob people they tell the truth because they have nothing else to lose.
I don't know about that, bro.
I don't know if that logic checks out.
I don't know about that.
Where's the boss?
I'm almost done with chapter one.
This is all tutorial, isn't it?
I've been here before.
All right, we have it we have it clean clean
This guy reminds me of just going from like dungeon these are like all just like little
dungeons until you port out to the next zone.
Yeah what if I aggro everything did they follow?
Oh they do.
Nice.
Oh, this place is actually massive.
Alright, were we at anything interesting?
29?
Nope, nothing good.
Oh, wait a minute.
Necromancer item?
That's like slightly better.
Man.
Yeah, give me one mythic item before the next game.
I swear that looks like a chest you can open, but you can't interact with it.
I'm angering everything.
Fuck it, let me see.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
No no no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
Oh, they actually don't follow you as they leave.
Even the undead get tired.
This game is too easy. I'm sorry, bro. I'm just naturally really getting these games
Which that makes you think the death didn't balance it correctly because he thinks it's easy
My bad, bro
Oh my god, how do you have limit? Let me slow it down. Let me slow it down a little bit
Let me slow it down for you
All right, I got a new ability with a way too long of a CD. I
I have like a whip.
Oh, you can actually hold left click and couple it with a right click.
It's okay.
Yeah, it's alright.
It's okay, it's not gonna hurt.
It's alright, it's alright.
It's like watching the first level of Mario.
Nothing anything.
Do I have to go back?
Shit tons of gear.
All trash.
Let me see, let me see, one tap?
Okay, that has a lot of damage.
Gather around, gather around.
right click I mean I mean I guess it does a lot everybody gather around gather
Another round!
Withered elf turns into a sun.
That's not bad.
Funny enough, this game is better than Diablo 5, it seems pretty good.
here still play Diablo? I feel like that game's grind has a heavy fall off fast. I think the
problem with Diablo is it just feels so limited to the classes in a weird way that there's
nothing like exciting. When I think of PoE 1.0, I'm like, oh I'm gonna play the
barbarian. And I know I can like transform the barbarian a lot. If I were to load up
Diablo right now there's no class that seems like there's some cool shit to do.
You kind of like know all the abilities of every class.
It's, I don't know.
You just follow builds anyways? Yeah, but there's like a variety of builds to follow.
Are you excited for NRFTW? Yeah, I think that's going to be fucking awesome.
Mobile game ARPG, hey I mean shit dude for a mobile ARPG game it's fucking good shit
map.
This seems nice.
Yeah, Diablo 4 was a good time at launch.
I remember playing Diablo, I learned very early that it was boring, the end game.
I fell off the game super fast.
Oh my God, my inventory is full.
Holy shit.
God damn, I looted all that?
Hold on.
Oh my God, I can't go back.
Wait.
Wait, I can't go back at all?
What?
Uh-oh.
That's not good.
I'll just come back and loot the rest probably a boss room anyways
This is intense, bro.
Go!
It's just taking time.
He's dying.
He has a little, uh, he has a bit of regen.
That's about who runs out of battery first.
Oh
Dread dungeon really
Still not loving me leave
Weird.
I might just delete all the common items.
Yeah.
Enter the portal and come back.
Or just drop all this shit.
I prefer to drop all the trash method.
What's the correct way to pronounce jacquoise?
You just heard it.
Oh fuck, new area.
No upgrades 33 damage shadow pen my guy my guy sits here
Trash ass here. Nothing is good here.
They dropped a patch in Mortal Shell. I'm done with Mortal Shell, bro. I'm done. I'm done. I beat it.
I'm done, bro. I don't need a patch for the game. I beat it, dude.
What the hell?
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Next week I'm gonna be streaming on Thursday.
Dude, I still don't know what I'm doing, man. Oh my god. Next week is so scary.
I'm about to buy a second PC and just stream four games at once on Thursday.
That's like, honestly, that's where I'm at.
But ideally, I guess, I mean, shit, technically I could wait for the 10th till War Dogs and
just finish up single player games like Onemusha and the other one.
and then jump to War Dogs.
Every hour, switch game.
Every hour, another game.
A different game.
Orna-Musha's probably gonna be like...
15 hours, I'm assuming.
Hey, Osmage.
It didn't seem like that difficult of a game.
Honestly, I would consider Onimusha a Souls-like.
I mean, bro, if you're parrying and it's third person and you have a sword and there's
bosses, okay, at this point we're just arguing stupid shit, okay?
It's an action game buddy whatever bro interchangeable ass genre
too much lore for a soy like oh my god I've never heard somebody say that's
That's funny.
Alright, what do we have here?
Alright, we're in the next game, but, you know, why not?
This game's like a fun little air PG.
It's not that deep.
It does enough right to be fun to play.
Yeah.
It does the perfect amount right to be just like a fun little grinder to make your character stronger.
Oh my god, I died!
So you can die!
Oh
Yeah, you can die
Whoa
Some of this stuff is bound to items, Blade Dance, I don't know where that is.
Alright, let's next game in here.
This game's cool though, bro.
It's a cool game.
Come down with that man.
That's cool shit, bro.
game as we continue.
We are jumping to another one here, bullies.
Another brand new release known as
a game I've never heard of. Let's see what we got going on here brand new release.
Yeah, that was a Unity game.
It was indeed.
This game is called Iron Blight.
So we got going on here.
Another one fresh out of the steam oven.
new gum
I look like a fucking noob, but uh
um, do I do hardcore?
I could do hardcore, but then the tourist viewer is gonna come in and see me struggling a little bit and instantly think I'm a noob
Okay. If I play on easy, the Taurus viewer is naturally an idiot, so then if I'm owning, they're going to then think the game is easy.
Okay.
But then, also psychologically, I'm still owning, so they can't say anything.
We're going hardcore.
Iron man chapter one chapter two what even is this game I'll play hard I don't
even know what the hell this is the metrob residence
Hey, come here a bit, I need to talk to you.
We can see your feet, I'll pay attention.
I saw the theory, if a game you can see your feet when I load in and your legs, I think
The game honestly has a way higher chance.
The devs are more passionate about the game.
That's a theory of mine.
Higher chance of success.
They were talking on the radio again this morning.
Some incidents in the other districts
probably just rumors, but it made me uneasy.
It's fine, really.
Don't listen to them.
You know how they love to stir the pot,
finish your copy, I'll go and sort a few things.
I hope you're right. I guess I did get a little carried away. Still be careful out there, okay?
Is this the waifu or something?
Okay! Oh, so the world's already fucked. This is post-fuck world.
Shed first, I'll see what else needs doing next.
Huh, this is kinda nice.
I lost the shed key.
Lockpick.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Clean.
Ah!
DTS48K.
Very interesting.
Oh, that's cool. I got my belt right there.
actually clean oh so you have your belt inventory and your backpack inventory
middle mouse for your belt and then you actually have to open up your backpack
to that's actually cool might as well shoot some bottles for practice
What the fuck?
Oh shit, okay
Press space to clear it. Oh or just reload
Oh, you can check the mag and it's actually empty
Are you done being a marksman?
I'm starting to feel lonely here.
I'm coming.
All right.
Oh, you can't pick that up.
There he is, the Great Glass Massacre.
Any survivors?
Just one green bottle.
He's breathing.
a full confession by morning you idiot you idiot you're freezing wait here
something bad's about to happen
something's about to happen
Ooh, my favorite!
Mmmmm!
Potato meal!
Mmmmm!
You know my love language!
That is real good.
Well, I did my best.
Wait, you just opened a fucking can
and turned on the stove.
Too late at the dormitory
Wait at the dorm lock the door behind me double turn
Hurry back all right
All right, let's see what we have here
Time to go.
Uh-oh, St. Thomas dormitory before midnight.
The presenter on the radio didn't even finish his sentence before the screaming started.
There was a wet tearing sound, a heavy thud, and then the feed went dead.
Uh-oh.
Now there's nothing but the low buzz of the speakers filling the room.
She's not picking up they were dead I saw it happen what the fuck is going on
oh my god no way you were you the way you bet that shit
Oh, this should be it. I must say, you're a whole lot better than coming.
Alright, we gotta go.
We gotta go get the wife.
He took the easy road, hard to blame.
Oh, he killed himself.
Can fish?
Could be you heal via food in this game.
I mean, do.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, you can't spam it, you cannot spam it.
That worked.
no knob on this door.
It looks like maybe I can kick the
nailed wood. I need to find some tools first.
How do these doors have no knobs? What are we doing here?
Alright, before I look around, let me see.
Rusty bolt lock.
I need to find some tools first.
Alright, this is definitely the way forward.
Can't open the lockers.
Uh-oh, there's blood.
Hello
Oh shit really?
Oh they get one tap
There's a new girl in the class that I didn't get her.
Someone's behind me.
Oh, you're still alive!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait, do you waste the mag?
Oh, you actually have to pick up the Emma when you do that.
Yeah, you gotta make sure you pick it up.
Uh-oh.
Maybe.
All these zombies are just like staring at walls.
Sometimes two hits, sometimes one hit.
I'm gonna reload and not drop the mag.
Watermelon.
weapon. With durability. Someone's in here. Right here. I know you're here, bro. I know
you're here. Yep. Oh god. Oh god. Oh shit. Oh, okay. That was like a very, very fast
one tap. Lockpick. This might be for that rusty lock all the way back, or...
or something else.
It won't budge, I'll be a waste.
Okay, oh
This right there made it won't budge before we go in there
Someone started a fire oh
This leads me back
Use the lockpick. Perfect. Easy. How high, how high up are we? This guy's still on the,
God damn, where's the stairs?
There is no time, everybody's dead.
Alright, how effective is this?
Oh my god!
What the heck? Did he just shoot me?
What?
Zombie boogers?
Yes, you gotta dodge those hits right there.
Screwdriver.
Zombugs.
One.
One, two.
There we go.
Let me look outside.
We gotta get back to the waifu and I'm stuck in the dorm.
And now I'm on the roof.
What the hell is this?
Oh you booger shit collateral these are the guys that shoot you
Don't do it bad don't do it
You got to do stuff like that, huh?
Why?
What was that?
Replaced?
Oh.
You got a new shell.
Power is out so the elevator doesn't work.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Rusty bolt lock.
That doesn't make sense.
I don't think, I don't think this apparently, okay, that works right there. We're just gonna, we're just gonna...
That's what I thought.
True.
Whoa.
A block.
Alright, he totally tanked the first shot.
Why did he have to die? Why would I hate him if he died? Because he was weak, he would have died sooner or later. I can't be weak. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.
Interesting reaction.
Oh shit. A bigger bag? What? Really? That's what this game is about?
Gun mods? Really?
Tools
Inventory and then the journal. This is actually kind of a second
Uh-oh the door got broken shit
Not doing man
I'm gonna get you.
Oh yeah!
That's it!
Nice.
1 sec ya, hold on I gotta do something.. 2 seconds
All right, oh
Eventually I can open this but I don't have anything for it yet. We get like a crowbar
Maybe the hammer maybe why not why wouldn't this work?
It worked. Before I go in there though...
Any colors? A laser sight. I did see that earlier.
earlier. Gun mods. Oh, there we go. Now I got a laser sight. There's a fucking zombie
health break and it's raining.
There's a thunderstorm.
Really.
Maybe I should have played hardcore.
Too late.
Oh my god, I didn't even realize.
reached the stairs. I didn't even realize I had a fucking map. It's an in-game dynamic map. This
game has a lot of just like cool things. I'm assuming X marks the spot. I don't know if I have to go
to those. I think all the purple ones are areas I can open. And there's a fog of war here too.
I should have a nice...
There's something in there that's running around. Stop running!
oh shit thank killers this is definitely the way out to the stairs it must be
I'm leaving.
I don't think it's worth it. It's not worth it.
Waste of ammo.
Nothing in here, just close the door, they don't know how to open, they don't know how
to open doors.
Four bullets.
kick
non
bock
bock
non
buddy
kick
We made it out.
Holy shit.
Is that my stomach rumbling?
I actually might need to go back in to get out.
Something's snarling.
No ammo.
Uh-oh.
Glad it doesn't budge.
heavy chain I have nothing to open that
Glad none of these are budging, this guy's gonna wake up.
No?
Wow.
Bolt cutters.
Now everything's gonna open as I run back.
Oh
Really
Oh
Yeah, oh shit, I should have just opened it up
Oh, yeah, this booger shit.
Wow, that broke.
broke
i do this in time without dying
you're kidding, dude, you're kidding
How about shove man shove him!
Okay.
OH NO NO NO LIKE THIS!
OH SHIT!
Dude, what do you even do here?
Shrap.
walk
I have 26 shots in here what I try to try to reloading and nothing happens
Nice.
Yummy.
Very good.
Clean clap.
Open this.
What do we have?
What do we have?
Better be good.
Better be good.
Better be good.
Let me open this.
What do we have? What do we have?
Better be good.
Some snackies.
Oh, a new pipe.
What?
I don't follow. What is this?
I'm hitting E and nothing happens.
I know it's a heater.
I was holding it. I did both.
Ammo in the alley? Nope.
Oh my god, we're headed in that direction
Use the pipe you got it. Yeah, but that's for melee swings not to like install
Oh, yeah, the police have the state is dead
they get close. I'll see if they're just running at you to hug you. Yeah, there's too many of you guys.
I'm running, I don't have enough ammo.
Okay, this is either a dead end or a good idea.
Save. Save, save. Oh my god.
Whoa. Where's my map at? Where am I? Escape with your car?
What the fuck? Where did this guy park this shit?
Escape with your car? Are you joking?
I parked this shit like five- oh, how are we not there yet?
More milk.
It was all okay this morning. How did it go wrong this quickly?
It was, wasn't it?
Is this back in the dorm?
to go that way. This clearly means it's a dead end. Wait it's not? Bro, this isn't a dead
end area. Oh no, that's my car. Yo, Vicklin, thank you for the 20 gifties, man. You didn't
I need to do that. Oh. Thank you, bro.
I need to do that, man.
No way we're having car trouble.
The battery is dead. Yo.
Better check the garage in the back.
Motherfucka. How do I bind this shit? Oh wait, I'm gonna do Counter-Strike. We're going...
Well, actually, not really. Oh, that's actually... they're all zeroed, by the way.
All right, which way am I headed?
The garage in the back.
Oh, and that's where I'm trying to exit from, clearly.
I need a key?
All right, the garage is this way.
More.
I don't want to fight, boys!
Making me do this!
Morphine, I've been installed a car battery.
Without you two.
Oh shit.
Oh Motherfucker!
Oh, Moon!
We need some collateral action here, boys.
Pallettes, Pallettes.
It wasn't one. I need to bind this. Oh, Shopping Show.
All right, let me get my car now. You guys done? Go regroup. I need to install this.
Oh, I need a key to the gate and I have the battery I wonder if it's in here
Wow, he had it.
Clean.
Really?
Phase 2?
Uh-oh.
Okay, let me see if I can do this.
I have to open the gate and kite all the way around, hopefully don't die.
I need to come back and grab that ammo.
Open, open, open, open.
And then install the battery.
By the way...
I'm coming Valeria, god help me then it gets in my way.
There it is.
Oh my god.
Really?
I actually made it to the docks. You're gonna take a boat back to your house?
Let me guess there's no fuel.
It's not running. I gotta go look for a bunch of parts. Okay.
Really
Okay, we need four parts
Looks like that's what we're doing
Let's see
Air filter and the tool box oh shit random, but okay
Wait what the hell oh so we're actually heading back the way we came
There we go.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
We're going here on foot Wait, oh my god this map is massive now
Just open up holy shit, okay Here we go
the car died dude first part oh yeah another gun ammo
oh my god holy shit we got jumpers
I don't know what that E-E does there, I'm not sure.
Holding it does nothing either.
That's a metal barricade?
Oh, that's not going to work.
Block from the other side.
More shotgun shells.
Gonna save the ammo for this gun.
Ooh. Fuck that.
Bang killer?
Uh oh.
Shirt!
Blyat and Blyat! Shirt!
That's a new one.
Who's going for the meal?
It doesn't clap very well.
Yeah, that guy I'm saving ammo for.
Where does this lead us? More ammo?
And a door?
That is not openable?
Let's just have these guys follow behind me.
You can't mail, you ever give a stun kick and then you ever mail your weapons.
Potato aim and paid the price.
What am I doing, bro?
No collateral there.
All right, this guy is a tank.
Oh, that looks important.
Let's go there.
The way the light is shining on a door, it's actually, it's literally telling me to open
it. This is asking me to open. Damn it, it doesn't collapse.
should have
really
That's what I needed.
Amino.
Extended barrel?
Let's see what I have here.
Oh shit.
Extended barrel on the pistol.
Another funeral today. There are many coffins then people willing to carry them
I prayed for the dead as well as the living may God have mercy on all of us
Broken door
I
Clean clean
Yeah, I don't think we're getting to the waifu at this rate
No, don't attack me wait
I can't go this way. I need to go around right here.
That's how you save the ammo. You gotta save the ammo that way.
Spade?
Don't tell me this is a puzzle area.
I might need to like get a bunch of parts in order to...
Oh!
You can kill them.
I have to like put it... canned meat?
Might need to put it all together.
Really?
Really?
Not sure if I have enough ammo here for what I'm trying to do.
Oh, I have a shovel. Oh, the spade was literally a melee weapon. I thought it was something completely different.
Uh-oh.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm on red HP.
Give me some canned meat please.
I guess technically this game it's like what's stopping you from just running away from everything.
Right? I didn't have to do that.
Just kinda ran away from everybody.
And then just shut the door and then they can't really do anything.
Right? That seems like the way to do it.
Oh my god, they broke the door.
Uh-oh. You're kidding.
You're kidding? You're... okay.
Okay.
No!
Uh-oh.
Yeah, they can break wooden doors.
I'm honestly impressed I'm still alive.
This is a good weapon.
No painkillers?
Yikes.
Yiiiikes.
Nothing?
Of course when I really need them, they're nowhere to be found. Love that.
three shots
What the fuck is that?
Come on, brother.
Somebody's gotta have some painkillers.
Nice.
That's what I was looking for.
Lots of pistol ammo.
All right, where am I headed here?
I technically need to leave now.
It's probably the play.
I didn't get to that rusted door.
There is a room upstairs you're going to visit.
Yeah, I'm going to the rest of the door.
I do not play on a standing desk.
I do want to though, I should.
That's a good idea.
It is.
Standing desk with a walking pad?
Yeah.
No way dude, no way.
Yo, good thing I didn't do hardcore.
just save me right here where's the guy
Oh
Good
That's great
Where is this piece of shit, you little fucking rat shit.
in there where is this objective oh it's right in this building open the red
door this one can you
this is a shortcut to the crowbar area
ah yes
More ammo, more ammo, a little more stuff, might as well, some milk, oh inventory full
really.
Not anymore, after the rea- not after the reload.
Okay, where is this item I'm looking for?
Somewhere in this building.
Give me the goods!
All these guys are trapped in here.
I'm ready.
That was a little boss mob who had nothing nothing at all so ammo dump waste
oh an air filter I actually looted it all I saw was a gun I just looted all I saw was
the gun I looted. Nothing else. I have it?
One set, chat, hold on.
I
I
Boy this is a cool game. I'm gonna next game it, but this is a cool ass game
It's pretty damn well made pretty damn well made
But we're gonna next game it here
What do you mean he hates it bro some Sunday is one hour a game
That was good dude that was actually way better than I thought I was gonna be that was awesome actually
Let's see what we have here.
The next game, as we continue sub-Sunday,
we are jumping to a potential alt-F4 or Game of the Year.
I know, it's crazy.
I don't even know.
The next game is a brand new release.
No Nez.
Whoa.
Another brand new release.
No Nez.
Titanic? Escape? Simulator. Oh fuck. I don't want this shit to look like I'm on the Titanic.
Oh my god.
What am I getting?
Oh, so we have...
This would be funny and multiplayer.
Oh yeah, mom!
Oh my god.
The masters of the universe
Whoa w to stand up
And this play through nobody asks you to draw them like when you're one of their French girls
Feels bad. I'm just like a fucking deckhand
right you can see your feet in this game I bet a thousand on the runtime will be in New York
by Tuesday night betting on time is if they can buy it oh my god they don't know bro
They don't know bro, they don't know what I know.
I'm like a time traveler.
They think this world is permanent, that the steel will hold forever.
Ah, life before chat GPT.
Ah.
They are feast!
They are feast!
You know what I think this game has AI?
Shit.
Alright.
Everybody's just like standing around.
This guy's exactly standing.
Heading out, Mr. Morgan.
Oh, that's me.
He's dropping below freezing out there.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
I need the air.
Oh shit this guy knows I'm a time traveler. He fucking knows he's on to me
But steel is just refined earth. Oh my god earth always returns to the bottom
Bro that shit looks like oil
Olive oil assi
You know what I'm going down with the ship, where's the captain?
April 14th, 1912.
It was the coldest night I can remember.
The kind of cold that gets into your boons and stays there.
Get boons!
Get into your boons!
What's up with the hats?
Uhhh...
Look at that, Marie!
We're going there!
It's beautiful, isn't it, Isidore?
Oh.
The water is so still.
Peaceful. Like a painting.
Look at that water, flat as oil.
No waves, means no...
Whoa!
...white water at the base of an iceberg.
by the time the locale see it, it will be too late.
Oh wait, this guy actually knows what the hell's
going to happen.
That's right.
I didn't come here to die.
I'm not a hero.
I'm not a villain.
I came for a job.
A simple retrieval contract.
Find a man named Sinclair.
Get a book.
Get paid.
Easy money, Rothfelset.
Just a simple trip across the pond.
Let me tell you, how I ended up on a grave.
Oh, that was the prologue.
Ha ha ha!
Alright.
My mobile phone eh?
Sir, I apologise for the intrusion.
Akuria just left a package on the landing.
He was quite insistent it was for you.
Didn't leave a card.
No card how dramatic. Thank you, Mrs. Higgins
Is this before I think this is before electric torch an electric torch
Modern science dispelling the shadows
Useful for seeing what others prefer to keep hidden
Ah
A clumsy instrument if a case requires a gunshot I have already failed to use my intellect it stays here
It's empty boys. It's empty leather notebook my second brain
The mind is fallible ink is permanent if I don't write it down. It didn't happen. I
I know people used to use the pen back then I know
April in London the damp has a way of seeping into the soul best to be prepared
All right, I think we're ready the letter detective I
Require a mind that sees what others ignore
more. My staff have been dismissed. My Kensington estate is empty. If you are as sharp as they
say, you will find your payment and your ticket. Inside my private study. The door was unlocked.
Kensington Row. A wealthy man playing hide and seek. Let us see if his puzzle is worth
my time. Oh shit, he's setting up. Head inside. Whoa. Moving an entire museum across
the Atlantic. Ostentatious. Find a ticket. So, this is how I ended up eventually on the Titanic.
I don't- I don't think this is the private study.
That's the kitchen.
Where the fuck is the private study?
This door doesn't work.
I don't know what I'm finding.
There's enough stairs.
And cus...
Search for the... try to unlock it?
Whoa!
OHHHHH!
Oh my god. Easy.
Oh shit.
Six digits?
Are you kidding?
Yo, it's supposed to be four.
What the fuck am I finding that shit, man?
Right here.
Of course.
No?
Okay, I gotta find the code.
There's gotta be like a random paper somewhere that tells me.
Or, can I go up here?
Nope.
Really?
I was right next to it.
Zero three.
I fucking forgot the date.
What was the date?
3109.
Oh my god.
A golden ticket.
On the Titanic.
I reached the manor's exit.
Oh shit.
I'm impressive.
Oh.
Mr. Sinclair was worried you might be a brute.
I see you prefer to think.
And you are the welcoming committee?
I am Mr. Graves.
I handle Mr. Sinclair's security.
The Titanic sails from Southampton in Wednesday the 10th.
Do not be late.
Planet Detective.
Keep that torch handy.
The Atlantic is a very dark place.
Wow.
Yeah, man. Dibs. You know, it's better just to, like, not use AI.
A taste of cold and cheap ambition.
Look at them.
worshiping a pile of rivets as if it were a cathedral.
There has yet- there's yet to be a game where someone's like wow that was great.
Yeah yeah now that we're- yeah there's yet to be a game where it's like wow that was great.
It's always like a shortcut or like a shit implementation.
It's like it has yet to actually- no one has produced anything good it's just like
Like, why not just spend a little more time developing or just like, I don't fucking know.
Which really didn't add to AI.
Instead cheapens your product.
You know, that's all you're doing.
You only notice it when it's bad.
Yeah, the Titanic, though, brother?
Yeah, it's like...
It's like you do all this and then the 5% AI you add, like, shit's on the 95.
Yeah, we're going on that shit? You know what? Never mind, actually.
I'm all set. I'll take it back.
I'm allergic to ships.
coal strike. The Titanic's departure was nearly crippled by a massive national
coal strike in Britain. To ensure the ship of dreams sailed on time, the White Star Line
cancelled the voyages of several other ships transferring all their coal and many of their
displaced passengers directly to the Titanic. You are sailing on the only ship in South
Hampton that could afford to leave the dock.
The Duke.
The Duke.
Titanic sails today. Largest moving object made by the hand of man.
Read all about it sir.
Yeah, I wonder how much, yeah, is it the scale of the Titanic compared to modern day cruciate?
Man builds it, nature breaks it.
Man builds it, nature breaks it, move along.
Alright, here we go.
Yeah, I don't know how long I want to go on this thing, all right?
The ship's up close or scary.
They're fucking huge.
All right, it's not that bad.
We're going on that?
All right, let's get on it. Here we go. Bon voyage, brothers! Bon voyage! Bon voyage,
brothers! This guy fucking knows, man. He's praying. He knows. He knows it's messed up.
Tickets, please luggage on the table
Here you give me
Mr. Arthur Moore guest of Mr. Edward Sinclair
Very good Arthur Morgan arms explosives or livestock I prefer to rely on my wits clean enjoy the crossing
All right, you're just gonna leave it there. Okay
So it looks like he's waiting for me to have a word with me. Oh, nope
Wow, you brought the darkness with you.
It walked in your shadow.
Move along, crazy man.
Apology, sir.
Holy shit.
That was Discord VA.
That was Discord VA.
Nananananana.
That was Discord VA.
That was an AI.
I'd say it's worse luck to be this loud.
I'm Thomas your personal steward. Mr. Sinclair insisted you be placed in C 70. Excellent light for reading.
You know what man, if these indie devs need some VA, I bet some people would not mind just VAing.
I bet some people would not mind just being you can have some weird collaboration
I should not even know the fuck about work nevermind
You have it so you can like choice or voice or game lines and then someone can just submit it to your game
You know I'm saying I don't know though, but then like spoilers and stuff
crowd source VA I bet people would love to just voice act shit they doesn't always
like obviously you know you want professional VA for your triple-a games
but like a game like this you just be like hey I just need lines I don't want
to just try delivering it it'd be fun some people would just be naturally
good at it and you can just choose and then give them credit in the credits
of the game instead of doing fucking AI boy shit.
It would just need to be easy for the devs to pull out.
I mean why wouldn't why why not it would just be like a easy audio file.
I mean it come yeah I mean obviously there's a lot more things going on in game development
so it won't be that easy.
I mean, shit, bro.
Is this actually how the Titanic looked? Did they at least get the blueprint right?
Yeah, the interior seems like the the best part of it.
What's up, my guy?
Oh, whoa.
Yeah, this would be a freaky game if you actually see the water start like gushing and fucking piling in
All right
What am I even doing bro talk to steward in front of cabin
You're in the guests the cream of society
That sounded sarcastic
Here we are, C-70, port side.
One message from Mr Sinclair, sir.
He is indisposed.
He requests you meet him in the smoke room at 6pm.
He said to tell you, the wolves will be feeding by then.
Wolves?
Right.
Dramatic as always.
Thank you, Thomas.
I shall return to turn down the bed later.
Try to rest.
It is a long way down to New York.
Yuck, yuck!
The price of first class.
A top tier first class parlor suite on the Titanic could cost up to 870 pounds.
Roughly 100,000 dollars in today's money.
These rooms were designed to make the wealthy forget they were on a ship,
featuring running water.
Place notebook.
Look.
Blank pages, let's hope they stay that way.
Random flashlight.
The light of the dark.
Sinclair said there would be shadows.
How are we thinking, bro?
It's not bad.
It's not a bad room.
It's not a bad room.
Turn back while you can.
Whoa!
Who said that?
people's dilated hands trembling hallucinations pulse 110 classic
symptoms of acute exhaustion the stress of the last two days is catching up oh
god the mind is a machine it cannot function without maintenance I need to
rest before I meet Sinclair just an hour just an hour buddy just fucking go
Go to bed bro, dude's acting like he's got to stay up
Get your jammies on bruh just fucking relax
Detective I require a mind that sees what others ignore
My staff have been dismissed my Kensington estate is empty
If you are as sharp as they say you will find your payment and your ticket
Inside my private study, the door was unlocked.
He paid double my usual rate. He moved me through customs like a diplomat.
Edward Sinclair is a man used to buying what he wants.
But what he wants now is protection.
I
Inspect the clock
Let me see
We must go upstairs reread the letter from Sinclair was that shit in my room?
That shit in my room I don't know if it was
Oh, this guy, the clock is all the way here?
Oh, yes, of course.
The clock.
My head fell off.
The story crowning time, a bit dramatic for a clock.
Time crowns us all in the end, usually with wrinkles.
Date, April 10th, 1912.
Time, 6 p.m.
Location, ADEC, Grand Staircase.
Oh!
Mission, Locate Edward Sinclair.
Tuxedo on, I feel less like a detective
and more like a penguin.
in this world, appearance is the only currency that matters. Sinclair paid double for protection.
That usually means the threat is already breathing down his neck.
A pause at the cock on the staircase.
Honor and gory crowning time. A bit dramatic. Time usually just crowns us with wrinkles and regrets.
educational route the grand staircase famous for its glass dome during the
sinking this room became a funnel for the water
yeah this guy it'd be cool if I just played out yeah why are you blocking this
bro what are you not telling me why are you blocking this go to the upper deck
inspect the clock over here the upper deck ah yes
got a nice no way there's an iceberg coming brothers no way brothers like
Propocast weather dude, what the fuck? Come on man. Iceberg?
No, Iceberg
Tell me a burg of ice frowning at the sunset mr. Morgan. Oh my god, and I wasn't frowning. I was calculating the drop
Practical man rare in first-class
Most men here are only calculating their net worth new aboard you stand too still
You have trouble written all over your suit. I'm just a passenger madam. No, you're a hunter
The question is
What are you hunting?
Enjoy your dinner mr. Morgan watch out for the sharks. They don't all swim in the water
sharp dangerous
I need to keep an eye on her subject lady Eliza Harrington
counter boat deck
profile sharp
Observent, smoked a thin cigarette like a weapon.
Quote, you have trouble written all over your suit.
Assessment, dangerous. She knows I'm not just a passenger.
Okay, buddy, not everything is that deep, brah. Relax.
the air is getting sharp is it all shall I fetch your coat my dear no need
you know what this would be cool if it wasn't so like this class usually the
The diamonds are heavier than the hearts.
Subjects.
Isidore and Ida Strauss.
Observation.
Elderly couple.
Devoted.
Quote, where you go, I go.
Yeah, the Titanic does look good.
Like, that looks good, man.
Like, why not?
But yeah, the detective shit with this guy,
It's so heavily potatoed.
The smoking room.
Yeah, it's 90.
Wait, this game was 99 cents.
Was it?
What the fuck?
It's not it's 16 bucks dude. What are you talking about?
All right, let's just go to the smoking room and see what's happening even though the room flies
You know what, what if we just skip all his little journal entries?
I'm literally trying to get to the iceberg.
Art? You're a Collector. Not Art. Power.
Where's the iceberg, buddy? Where's the damn iceberg?
The Threat Letter. Return what belongs to the sand, or join it.
An auction receipt. Price, £500,000. An insane amount for 1912.
An ancient Blackstone tablet book with hieroglyphs.
What the hell?
It looks unsattling.
Ah damn man they're trying to unlock that shit and get the mortality.
A week of thought.
Excavated in secret near Cairo three months ago.
Legend says it contains the formulas for life.
And death.
The British Museum wanted it banned.
I bought it.
A cursed book.
You hired a private detective for a ghost story.
I hired you because you were the only man in London who didn't take a bribe during the Blackwood case.
I need eyes that cannot be bought. The book is on this ship. In my private vault in the cargo hold.
But I am not the only one who wants it. Don't turn your head too quickly.
By the fireplace. The man with the silver hair. Alexander Rothveil. The financier.
he represents a group they believe the book belongs to them he offered to buy it
when i refused he told me i wouldn't live to see new york
so that's the job you want me to babysit a stone tablet and scare all right chat next game as we
We continue, people.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
All right next game as we continue chat we are jumping to another one known as I've actually played this game before I remember enjoying it.
I played this I don't remember when it came out but a couple of years ago and now is one point out.
Let's see what we got going on here. 1.0 full release of old...
a game known as big ambitions let's see what we got going on here graphics
quality search? Ah we're good here. New game. Best for new players. Story mode? Why not?
Easy. Public prices? Public prices. Rival attacks. I just play normal. Oh shit brah.
Oh, shit in my yoy.
Oh, you can randomize this.
Oh, shit, bro.
Dude, I like the sweater.
Insane business casual business casual there it is
There it is.
Holy.
His name is P. P. Augers.
I call him Mr. Augers.
I'm in New York.
I'm in New York.
Okay, okay.
Oh shit, GTA dude.
Oh my god.
Wait kid, it's your uncle Fred.
I just got your message.
Congratulations on taking your first big step toward becoming a massive success like me.
But remember, you have to earn it.
So let's get started.
Now that park bench might look like a comfortable place to sleep,
but I have a better option for you.
A friend of mine owns a building with an empty apartment.
Go claim it.
Okay, hold up. 10K?
Energy? Food? Happiness?
Alright, let's see what you have here.
Alright, Uncle.
I'm gonna start my business or something.
Actually, what are we doing here?
why do you want me to get this business right click for oh here we go rent
building 1440 deposit initial payment okay daily rent and 48 bucks every day
rented by you go inside your new apartment
You know what? It's not that bad.
Very nice. You found the apartment.
But it's looking really empty in here.
Let's get you a few essentials to fill up the place.
We'll start with some food.
You can't conquer the world on an empty stomach.
You're not wrong.
Buy at least three fresh food.
You want me to leave? Just tell me to press this.
Ah, the city life.
At the Gatto food market.
Let's go buy three foods.
Three specifically.
Fuck traffic!
I am the traffic!
I made it.
Oh shit.
Alright, some fr- I'm all about the frozen food.
I'm all about the frozen food, boys.
all right we're gonna have a frozen food diet all frozen there it is
excuse me how much money do I have oh I have nine grand oh shit I actually got
a fucking shop oh damn damn it I didn't buy fresh food whatever
Hold on I'm back. I'm gonna buy three apples.
Sell a discard. I already failed.
Okay I'm gonna leave this right here. I'm gonna eat it.
I'm gonna eat it right in the store frozen.
You're too stuffed to consume. Oh fuck you man.
All right, whatever, just sell this shit, whatever. Just give me three apples. Goddamn it.
Forced.
Okay, buy a standard fridge. Motherfucker, why don't we start with the damn fridge?
I get it. I'm gonna take my groceries to the appliance shop and put them in the fridge that I like.
Oh god.
This fucking guy's running like he's on a game show.
Okay, where's the damn fridge?
Where's the damn fridge? Where's the damn fridge, bud?
Come on, bro! Oh, it's right here.
What the? It fit in there?
Play standover in your bar and put pressure on the fridge. Oh yeah, we're good.
Park vehicle? What? Yeah, I'll be back with your shipper! Okay, I'll bring your phone,
bring it back! I just gotta go down to 45 3rd Street, okay? I'll be back! Wait, Park
vehicle. What the hell is this shit? Oh, this is considered a vehicle. I gotta follow traffic laws.
Oh, man!
Hold on, dude. I don't got a car, okay? So those are trying to make it out here.
Oh, the city ambiance is nice all right we're gonna put the fridge right here for now very
nice holy shit that big ass fucking fridge honestly this looks like the kitchen all right
I got my ride. How do I place?
What the hell?
Oh, there we go. Okay.
Bedroom?
Okay, now let's find you a bed.
Oh, and someone told me you were walking around the city.
That just won't do. So I got you hooked up with a free car.
It's waiting for you over by the car dealership.
Now this thing's not going in a beauty contest, but remember it was free. Check it out
Yo
Yeah, this uncle's nice
He's looking it up the start of a new life
You said you would return the car?
Yeah, next time I go back.
Is there no music in this game, really?
Menu music, radio volume, local radio songs.
This game needs like a slight soundtrack in the background.
in the car? Fuck the car.
This works fixed oh yeah, okay here we go a Hansa mimic
Oh wait, that was mine, here we go.
Fire bed.
Pick up Bohang, bro!
I wonder if I crash my car if I have to, like, prepare my vehicle.
I can sleep in my car.
Alright, let me go buy a bed.
Alright.
Where the fuck do they keep the beds?
Sir!
I'm looking for the cheapest bed you have.
Oh, that's a nice bed.
Four grand?
Yo, get the hell out of here, Matt.
There's no way.
Where are the cheap ass beds?
Where's your futons?
I need a futon.
1200 I guess 6600 there it is I'll take one of these perfect looks good all
Alright.
Get you!
Good night, good bye!
Good bye!
Are you having fun?
Ah, where's my car at?
What? That's not my car.
Well.
All right now, is there a way to...
I'm just gonna leave this here.
You know what? I'm not one of those motherfuckers. Okay.
I might be a fuck, but I'm not one of those type of fucks.
There we go. There we go.
Okay.
Enter managed storage? Oh, okay, hold on.
Push out.
Is this it?
I love this song.
I never paid for the parking spot so hopefully that'll get to
I love that song his name's not his name's I buddy okay the artist is I okay it's
It's spelled A-I. His name is I. Okay, it's Japanese, you fuck.
Up there you. He's my favorite artist.
Alright, let me see here.
You know what, fuck this shit, bro. The bed, you come in, you come right through, boom,
Bez. You crash right on the Bez. That's what I'm talking about.
Right there. And then I wake up.
Eat fresh what?
Food?
Oh.
Dude, I'm too fat to move around it.
Why did I do that?
Shit.
How do you move this?
Well, whatever.
Uh, sleep till 6am, 6am.
12 hours.
6-0-1.
Right click.
There we go. Chat entrepreneur life. Day one complete.
I'm sure it helps that I paid yesterday's rent, too, but here I'm out, no more handouts.
Today you need to find a job and start to earn your own money.
What do you mean, Uncle?
What you said?
What you said, right?
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
What do you mean a job
What the fuck do you need a job?
Toe service speedy bites. All right. Oh wait, I don't want to order. I can't afford door-dash
Bro, what are you talking about dude? I can't afford this shit
Thank you
I need a computer market insider
business open I wonder about that I should go to the businesses and see if
they're recruiting or I can use my phone
Google Maps
Yeah, I'm gonna work at the coffee shop next door
All right, I'm working at the cop occupy
Wait open in this man
The building is not for sale
Let me fire here you go chat fixed now. It's a rainy day in New York
Hey, what the hell dude, what is this hide clothes businesses jobs?
These are all jobs I can do right? Let's go look
Oh shit.
Oh it actually says if it's a legal parking.
Yo what the fuck? What am I missing here?
Oh it says it's free parking.
Oh, I marked the wrong thing.
Oh my god.
Click to accept food delivery?
Oh, motherfucker, I'm going.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
Here we go, here we go!
Ah dad they don't care about the paperwork or anything just get this bag to the customer. We'll talk about it later
20 bucks
Right here no right here
I made it.
Parked that shit, wait, $7 parking?
I should just put my damn hazards on.
Alright.
I'll take it.
All right, I gotta go here. Open set destination.
All right.
We're moving.
Yeah, wait, what if I just park illegally?
Let me see, let me see.
I don't think you get instantly fine, illegal.
I don't see any cops.
I don't see a cop.
I don't see no popo oh shit oh shit dude it's called microcrimes
oh fuck oh shit
It's not my car it's my uncle's
Okay not bad not bad I'm pretty good at this
Alright who went what next?
Oh there's two deliveries down this way
this way. Excuse me, time is money!
Okay, I'm gonna park next to this guy.
Okay, he's leaving. He's in the car. He's about to leave. He's about to leave.
Oh shit, oh shit, I'm a traffic. Oh fuck. Oh shit.
Wait did I get a find? I didn't get a find.
I didn't see it dude!
Where?
Dude, they know the fucking flop cameras, they know!
Shit!
What the fuck?
Dude, that was like three DoorDash orders!
No!
I lost it all!
Mine mine
$7 apart this shit
All right, well
Okay, okay, no relax. I'm looking at my phone
Is there a job? Wait. You know what? Maybe I go work here. Unless it's a delivery, it
might be a delivery job. I don't think you get fined or payed and nothing happens if
you hit somebody or you hit a car it seems like it doesn't matter unless there
is durability in a blind oh shit there is
Uh-oh.
Hello?
Maybe I can go in and apply for a job here? Why didn't say this was...
It says there's a job here.
Oh
Do I do it
I'll do it for a couple of days what day is today Tuesday if I can start tomorrow
Oh wait, I'm hired right now. Okay, four hours. What do I do?
Fast forward. Oh, I actually don't do anything. It's just sitting here
There you go, you've earned a little money.
But you know who earned more? The store owner.
Are you ready to open your own store and keep all the profits yourself?
Why head to the bank to get a loan?
I've already talked to my buddy Larry, who gets you spoiled away.
LAROOSH!
I quit! For you! I quit!
I'm gonna go stuff my own shit!
Get a loan from Jensen Capital.
Oh, shit, yo, that's the NVIDIA guy.
Excuse me, excuse me, oh god.
We're gonna go get a load. Go across the STREET!
You gotta turn in here, turn in here, Jensen Capital, 50,000 loan.
Starting my own business.
Oh my god. Good thing I am, uh, I look professional. I'm dressed professionally.
Hello! I did not have an appointment. New loan, $15,000!
Do I have to an A1 or A2 retail building? Start your wholesale retail business.
Oh wow, that was fast! Easy!
No interest in the the interest is how interested you are
Yes, he was 1.4 percent interested in what I was doing dumbass
Okay, let me see here
Okay, wait, I think I did a look for oh, okay Rita. Oh my god. Whoa
The business next to me is open. I can make this into a store. I don't even need a
drive anymore. The dream in New York life. I don't think 15k is enough though to start this.
All right.
This guy's been standing outside my ship for a while.
Rent the building.
Start new business.
What are these headquarters? You need a headquarters to start these. Is that what I'm seeing here?
can't oh probably because I need like a fast food restaurant yeah we can go
hairdresser I'm thinking fast food or hairdresser
a gym look at neighborhood competitors yeah I guess we're gonna make a gym
I want to be a fat guy in a gym.
Gift store has no, but you can't do this.
It doesn't.
It sounds like this is a horrible one to start with.
Yeah, I think we might do fast food when it be bad.
It's the most easy do it.
Ah, we're the best gym in town.
Yeah, the gym is kinda boring, but whatever.
Okay, good choice for your first store, gotta start somewhere, right?
Now, let's get your store set up for business.
Listen and learn, kiddo.
Damn, I need a bunch of stuff.
Alright.
That's how we got the investment.
All the good news is in this game you're supposed to start multiple businesses.
I think that's the point.
You're an entrepreneur, brah!
And then it's about how much you branch out
It seems like eventually you can like buy the whole building and then probably lease out the building and like do a bunch of shit
It seems more like a
This game is actually kind of cool
Excuse me, holy shit, okay, do you think those roads connected?
Uh, wrong one, this way.
All right, let's go here.
Yeah, it's more like GTA, but it's more like Grand Legit Auto.
I don't think you're trying to commit crimes, you're actually trying to be like, uh, citizen.
Yeah, which it's like, you know, like you're trying to do everything right.
Which in a way is kind of more interesting.
No shit, dr- Honestly, drugs are fucking boring in video games, now I'm not gonna lie.
Drug selling and drug stories are fucking boring now.
They're overdone.
It feels like such a...
I don't know.
It's such like a boring ass origin or like...
Ah, it's just boring. It's just fucking boring.
It is.
It really is.
Boomer? I guess, I guess, but like, honestly, whatever.
Where is everything here?
Gym lockers?
Public shower
Fitness planning board
Drinks or fridge
Right here is that everything
Or i'm missing something chat i'm missing something
Boxing, drink, fitness...
Oh wait, we're good.
Place for a charge, and everybody's ready as well.
We're ready as well.
We're got machine.
All right, we're good.
Okay.
People are bringing all their packages into the shitter.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
I actually thought in this game, oh you have to get gas, I thought in this game you have
to, uh, I thought you could like, do any business.
It does limit you to like a couple.
Where's my fuel at, 85%?
Oh, yeah, I do need to go back and eat.
Good thing I live right next door to my business.
Alright.
All right.
Yeah, this is Project Zomboid, but you just live a normal life.
We're headed back.
The beginning journey.
Yeah, he moved to New York, he got a loan, and now he's seeing if it works.
Why not?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, it is.
I guess I'm gonna have to go back to New York.
Oh yeah, I guess it is a little nepo baby-ish.
His uncle did help him.
Um, but not really.
Not really.
It's not the same.
There's levels to it.
Is my sound fucked?
Is it still fucked?
The uncle made you
That might help it
Dude are you fucking kidding me kebabs kebabs
Yeah, I found my dinner location
Yo, place order.
Yo.
That's just good.
Alright, let's set up.
All right, boxing bag.
Yeah, this business fucking sucks ass, man.
Yeah, that's the fucking- I should've done a fast food restaurant.
Too late, I'll settle it eventually.
Right there, right there.
Sure, shit.
I need to go get drinks too.
I gotta manage that.
And this planning board.
There it is.
Motivation.
Workout of the week.
What music is this?
It's Sims music.
Okay, we need to hope people start getting motivated to come to the gym, all right.
I'm not really the best mascot for this business.
I'm literally a...
Look bad.
Okay, efficiency, right here, efficiency.
They come in, they drop their shit off, they grab a drink.
Sounds good.
Okay, so they drop their shit off,
They grab a soda, they punch, take a shower, get the fuck out of the establishment.
Purchase inventory to sell at your store or recommended items, energy drink.
Now we're selling soda here.
Yeah.
I gotta go to the store.
NY at this show?
I'm an entrepreneur, bro. Okay, sleep is for the sheep. Okay, I work fucking 22 hours a day, buddy. Okay, two hours, usually for food.
All right, bro
The hell is this shit is this even open right now?
This might be wait dude, I might have to sleep in my car
I might need to sleep in the car. Oh my okay. I'm I'm waiting till tomorrow
Bege
The gym is opening tomorrow, I don't know what time this opens though I
Swear I did six o'clock and it was seven
How's it get sleep?
Close a clock damn it wait time flies
Drive your car in there, are you supposed to?
That's kind of look like you're supposed to.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on.
And get it up!
I'm in, I'm in!
Get the cart, get the cart!
I need a shit ton of soda!
Apples, paper bags, frozen food,
bananas, carrots, food!
Where the fuck is the soda?
Oh, it's right here.
Okay, how much? 238?
Okay, we'll get two.
There you go. Alright. I gotta open the fucking shop, man. I'm bleeding money. Every minute,
I'm bleeding money. I didn't see any partners. I didn't see any.
No, no, no, they're not here. Run, drive, drive!
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Scream!
Scream!
The fucking foreigners, the people here, they just don't sound anywhere. There's a fucking gym.
Alright, we're officially open boys, we're officially open now.
Oh, should I lock it in here?
Oh, fine, hold on.
You know what, I'll leave the supplies in my trunk.
Shiiiiiiiit!
If I need to refill it, I got my own, I got a freezer in the truck.
Now this is impressive. You got all the basics set up for your first store.
Well done. You're making the family proud, kid. Especially me.
Now, open the business and start collecting that cash. I'm rooting for you, kiddo.
Oh my god.
Yo, where the fuck is the sign, dude? I don't even see it.
Oh, what is this shit ass appearance?
We need the glitz, the glam. I want wildfires to rethink when they look at this.
Rethink everything.
Open your store. How do I open the store?
Oh.
There it is.
Whoa!
Oh my god, the first customer.
What up, man?
Yo, what the fuck dude?
Hey!
Can you say, wow, what great efficiency.
Look at this shit, bro.
This is great.
Very nice, very nice.
Okay, I'm gonna go buy another bag, okay?
I'm gonna go buy a bunch of bags since you guys can just hit it, okay?
I'll be back, stay here, stay here.
Yeah, we charged during the establishment, doesn't matter.
Even on your phone, doesn't matter.
Where was this store that I bought shit from?
Was it the warehouse?
Building for rent, special building, appliance store, or wholesale store?
I think it was the wholesale store NYC Distra was food
I don't know if this is actually it I don't know if this is actually it let's see let's
see whoa god damn this is more like a furniture store I don't think they're gonna have yeah
This isn't it.
AJ Peterson, it must be this one.
Total produce, wait, total produce?
No.
Buddy.
Press F1.
Essentials Appliances. Oh wow that has a very.. Wow that has a lot going on there.
Yeah, the health menu where you can just click right through is very nice.
Okay so far minus 196 for the day, but I'm investing, it's gonna go even lower.
I'm gonna get like eight punching bags even though I have like not a lot of room.
$5 parking in there.
What?
Why?
All right, what do we have here?
I don't think we can afford a treadmill.
It's so expensive.
Like a trampoline bar belt, decorative bar belt, 2100.
You know what?
We're investing.
Oh shit, can I fit this? Damn, the showers are so expensive.
Like I get another shower.
Shit.
No!
Dude, the sun is so expensive.
Oh, shit.
Oh dude, the sun is so expensive!
I wonder if I can just leave this stuff here and come back.
Or I have an idea.
Yeah, I'll come back. I don't think they move it.
Alright, that's very hard.
That is the definition of part.
Where is my business?
Bookstore special for rent jobs rented by you.
Monabeech, rented by you where?
No one will take him, we'll walk him back.
Casino Go Gamble Buddy.
If you can afford a van it holds a lot of stuff. Oh nice.
I could see that being worth.
Ah, let's see if this opens up.
And then I gotta go back and pick up the rest.
I don't think it matters if you park like this.
Oh yeah, they don't give a shit.
Oh my god, it's clock.
Yeah, I gotta make this so this is a 24 hour gym.
This has to be a 24 hour.
What?
Fact.
Oh.
Oh.
New strat.
Double showers.
Whoa.
Sims 5?
I got a bunch of these.
You have a cart in the back.
Use the cart in the back.
I prefer this method.
Oh my god, it's not aligned.
I don't think they care actually I don't think they care it seems like they can use it even
if they're that close it's not erroring out so it's like four fireworks.
The Trap Lane!
You come in, you see somebody bouncing!
Bounce!
Bounce!
Bounce!
Alright, how do I- I have to make it to this business now?
It's a 24-hour business.
Temporary closed?
Hell no!
Open forever!
Schedule!
Every fucking day, buddy!
Goddamn day yo, we don't have any of the days off even Sunday the day rest motherfucker copy schedule
Employee list how do I do that actually can I schedule the marketing settings?
Oh shit, you can actually change the logo
Hold on.
6th. Beautiful. Save. How do I... Insight, inventory and pricing. This needs to be 5 bucks
I can't Jim cover charge at 30 bucks. This is the best gym on the block schedule
I see
I think this means it's open for 24 hours
Or this means I am here. I have to assign somebody.
It's either I need to assign somebody for all of this because there's a plus or it's open.
Oh no, we're good! It's open! Oh man, it's open!
Anybody! Shit, no one's here.
Fuck man.
What even is this workout I refuse to do that I have a headache
out pasted to the other days I did it's already pasted into the other days
Copy schedule. Paste. Wait. Oh, there it goes, weird. Get the items you left. Yeah, I'll be back. I don't think there needs to be an employee there. Yeah, I don't think there needs to be an employee there.
You need an employee there?
Did it say temporarily closed when no employee is there?
It says it's open.
Jim is open but has no employees assigned.
Motherfucker!
Let me go get my shit and I'll come back.
Let me just put stuff in my gym and then I'll do it.
You need to turn on the store. Yeah, but people have been in it before.
I leave when you leave? Okay, I'll hire somebody.
I don't want to, but I might.
oh my god my car oh shit
oh the game foot makes you higher so just do the mission okay
Oh no one stole this shit.
Meow.
That was a $2,000 barbell.
What's your earnings at midnight? It's about to be midnight, so I just kinda, I'm just gonna drive back.
I'm gonna go to my favorite kebab joint.
For dinner.
I think you actually die in this game? I don't think you do.
Actually, I have no idea what you do.
Does it like pass out?
We got to be close to where I live. Oh my god, where is this shit?
It's on 4th Avenue?
OI!
Oh my, my stomach!
Your best kebab, pronto!
quickly quickly quickly yummy very nice anyone here shit I guess somebody does
have to be here all right well I'm gonna jump on this trampoline until midnight
package tool floor tool of course everything costs money I'm not renovating lower the price
oh that was me the wind blew the door open I thought we were gonna have a customer I've
I've been taking the shower like three months, okay?
Oh my god, sorry, we're busy right now. Welcome to the gym. Welcome.
Sorry about that. I was just testing the new shower.
One up my guy.
Great form, great form.
Please get thirsty man, we make money via the drinks you buy, please.
Against the wall?
Oh really?
Oh shit.
He went for the movie priced sodas.
You actually see him?
Oh no.
I got a bed.
I'll come back tomorrow.
I'm tired of shit.
Yeah, what if he just stole it?
Okay, I guess I'll wake up at six.
Seven.
There it is, boys.
$37.
dollars.
Congratulations, you're finally earning your own money, feels good, doesn't it?
You built a store and the customer showed up, and then they all started trashing the
place.
Let's clean it up before your next shift.
Hello, so I see you opened a business in our neighborhood, Garment District.
Listen, you're a Muslim, welcome here, but you don't remember who owns this neighborhood,
so don't get any ideas.
Cheers.
Okay, lady, okay.
Look at this.
A fellow business owner messaged you.
I don't worry about this too much for right now. You're too small for them to care about
When you keep growing you might find yourself locked in a bitter rivalry
You're right
I have to buy a cleaning station. I gotta clean my shit
Okay place cleaning station and clean your store hundred bucks
Oh, no.
Shit, man.
Yo, stay there!
Rivals, by the way.
Oh, she's the rival.
Oh my, they run a bunch of different things.
things. Oh it's this gym crunch time fitness. Crunch time fitness. Oh I gotta make a fault,
I gotta make a phone call.
Where do I go to call? Oh no.
Is there a tow somewhere?
$500? Oh my god.
Plus $1250 to repair it.
No.
I'm not going to crunch time fitness yet, I'm waiting.
You're hungry again relax map
No one's in here dude.
I guess I do need to do that.
I need to hire an employee.
Oh my god, what the hell?
There we go, it looks good.
I think you can afford to start hiring employees.
I can.
I can.
I'm calling you right now.
I'm calling you right now.
Ready.
Complete business, kid.
You know it can be tough to balance it all.
Cleaning, restocking, running the cash register.
Here's what you should do.
You should hire some employees and put them to work for you.
You'll need to take some business classes first though so you know what you're
doing.
Restocking running the cash register. Here's what you should do. You should hire some employees and put them to work for you
You'll need to take some business classes first though, so you know what you're doing
Complete the basic HR course at the Manhattan Business School
Motherfucker I gotta go do that shit
Yeah, this game is sick though. I'm gonna next game it. But this game is fucking beautiful.
It's cool just how you... Yeah, it's literally GTA without the bullshit. GTA but grand...
real auto haha all right next game as we continue here we're going into so sloppy incremental
power hour actually it's literally just one incremental the next game is known as
Click the button.
Yep.
Let's see what you do.
Uh-oh. If the game crashes, we're moving on.
Oh my god.
Oh, no.
Oh my God.
Maybe that is the game.
Wow.
That's crazy, dude.
Okay, wow, that was like a world record.
Click the button, I clicked the button and the game crashed.
Let me see, let me try one more time,
let me try one more time.
Motherfucker, relax, motherfucker, relax!
Tutorial?
Come on, man.
Oh!
Come on, man.
Oh!
Leather glove?
What does that even?
Reduce the number of clicks needed to fill the bar.
Hide maximized upgrades.
But what did the thing get me?
Does an auto clicker actually work in this game?
That's cheating.
That's cheating, bro.
Technically, this is an interactive...
You burn more calories manually space barring and moving your fingers than you do with an auto clicker.
Okay, so this is technically a workout.
All right, let's see what we have here
What oh so all of these oh I see how it works
Commons give you ten bucks
So there's a bit of RNG involved but can you get lucky and get like it maybe you can get lucky and get insane shit
Common item value chest amount
Okay, why not?
This game has an auto-click in the options.
Buddy, I'm trying to play the game.
You guys want gameplay and then you want it to auto-play for you.
I don't understand it.
Let me move my fucking fingers, buddy!
This is not gameplay.
I'm definitely playing a game.
And the game is playing.
So if you put the game before the play and the play before the game,
both definitions line up here, buddy.
All right, what do we have here?
Holy moly, a bunch of trash.
OK, OK, let me see.
Five out of five.
Common chest spawn chance.
Oh, well, here we go.
A foot pedal.
Ooh.
I'm actually left-click-cooking and space-barring at the same time.
Yeah, well, if you set it to, like, a steering wheel...
Steering wheel x-axis to the right, and you just fucking spin right, possibly.
Our scroll wheel... scroll wheel works, too.
How much was that, a hundred?
Okay, okay, okay.
Is everything you acquire?
I believe I'm going big upgrades.
What is this?
Oh my god.
Oh the copy upgrade was crazy.
Alright, at 2,000 I'll open all the chests.
Oh my god, my hands are slowing down.
Alright, 2,000.
Iron Ring, Meta Bell, alright that was decent for one upgrade.
Wait, you have to press the book and restart, collect all hold.
Wait, what do you mean?
What does that give you?
Are you saying you have to...
Uhhhhhh...
Now these are the worst, man.
These are the worst.
I'm already over it.
I don't know what it is, I don't like ascending.
Ascending reminds me of dying and it forces you to restart.
Ascending in these games is the shittiest mechanic.
It feels like a shitty roguelike mechanic.
Like you need to restart what you've already done.
Not all incremental games do it, but it's a common expected to restart to then have a
multiplier again.
The satisfaction is on the next run being much faster.
The satisfaction should be you just getting more and more powerful on the run without
needing to restart.
I'm a...
Restarting is not fun.
Restarting is like a... yeah, it almost just makes it so you can do like an easy copy-paste
to prolong.
Ah, man, some people clearly like it.
I just want to let some of these incrementals go potato for me.
That's the point!
What's the extra point?
You know what buddy, how about you, how about you fucking show up your point?
My mom has 5,000 hours and clicker heroes, she loves these games, that's your really?
Are you trolling bro?
Why not dude, why not?
Her mom is dumb.
Yeah, it says the guy with the marathon logo.
At least she likes games that are like, are fucking successful, not fucking corpses.
Alright, here we go.
Yeah, he must have he did on purpose. He had the marathon logo
17k all right that was a lot of stuff. I
I wonder if this works. It's like constantly restarting them. Maybe I should.
Yeah, this one is kind of potato, honestly. This is kind of like a bit of a...this incremental.
Yeah, all you need 15 for a rebirth, man, whatever.
Next game as we continue, you people, holy moly, this game has so many people playing.
It was voted for heavily to load the fuck up, boys.
I'm going to go get a drink and then let's see why what where what the fuck like why does this game have so many people
This game is called how to fish really
This game is funny!
Bush!
Bush to toke!
game and before IP. What public single player default card. Oh wait, oh shit, what happened?
Dude, you guys are already in this shit? Oh my god, dude. I've even load up the game.
I'm pretty sure this is a four-player game and there's five people here.
Isn't this- there's six people. Isn't this a four-man game?
Oh, this is eight players? Oh, shit.
Are you able to customize your character? You guys all look unique.
What the fuck is this?
What the hell?
Real affortune melee weapon radio knife?
What the fuck dude this guy just ate everything on the island.
Inspect value.
Alright you guys gotta tell me what exactly you do in this game.
Alright, and then give me one second, hold up.
I'm spending all of that there money.
yo anyone got the key guys I'm moving you got a door
I have the fishing line.
I'm going guys.
I found the crab.
Oh
Pimpler in the way
All right, what the hell do we do here?
That's all we do take this take this take this take this take this
Give me nothing.
Oh!
Oh, I see, I see.
Why is the audio so low in this video game?
There we go. Turn it all up.
Three just fish?
You need to eat any creature holding it. Try it on a clam.
Alright, well it's called how to fish.
Oh my god. I got a crab. Okay, that's just went back into the show. Oh my god.
I can't swim I don't know how to swim is there a bait or something hot dog oh it's bait okay
your knife brass knuckle
oh shit
alright let me see, let me see
don't worry box, creature caught
oh
oh you gotta beat this shit, oh ok
how about that
that was mine
you beat it
give it to me bro
No.
Give it to me, you piece of shit.
Give it to me.
Hey.
Oh, a delicacy.
I'm punching, man.
Ah!
OK, that went nowhere.
Oh my god, not again!
Not again!
Not again!
Not again!
Not again!
Get the gun out!
I want to taste myself.
Ah!
OK, OK, hold on.
Hey, I need help.
DPS, DPS.
Yeah, is it worth shutting friendly fire off damage number? I don't know how to shut it off
I got all the money man.
Ohhh.
Does this guy have keys?
You can drive, alright I can tell you. I figured out the secret.
I figured out the secret.
I mean money.
A crab fishing rod.
Oh I found a Shrat.
Crab fishing rod. I already got one. It says it, but I already got it. Yeah, money is shared.
Is this guy talk?
What's he eating?
His mouth is open.
Let's go boys. Oh wait, you did it? Okay
Smack what the hell is this wait for smack
Oh
back to the back to the back
we can't drive this yeah we're here they gave it a look forward all right
let's move
can't drive but we can punch Alfie's dead oh wait for them I'm just gonna keep
trying to get more food I guess
I was going on New Destination.
Yeah, apparently we got a couple of boss here on the island.
But, I never mind.
I thought you guys knew what you were doing.
I thought you had the black eye of a clue.
We don't really play the fringe.
Yeah, it's called Alpha Fish, but I know how.
Okay, alright, then let's go back and try to fight the boss then.
Somehow.
Yeah, I think we need to get parts or something
You gotta go back and cat we gotta go back and catch the boss I think
All right, here we go everybody start fishing start fishing
We're not the by probably a knife and attach it
It's like a punch with that
Hello, did you just crash here or whatever, I need some help.
The long-legged creature has been stealing my beer while I sleep.
I've been up for a week straight now.
Can you please get rid of it for me?
I bet you can catch it if you raise rate it with an empty beer.
All right, boys, we gotta get a beer.
We needed $12 beer.
We gotta give it to him and then bait out the creature.
Okay, let's make a bank.
Save the money.
Okay, he ate the can.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, I'm gonna catch him now. I got a beer can brace for PvP boys brace for action
I'm catching him all fuck
Get off of fuck!
Oh my god, yeah, we need knives. We gotta gear ourselves
Everybody farm knives we need 45 times 8 and they're gonna fight again
Actually, how do you sell? I think feeding himself
All right come on. There you go.
Everybody needs knives and then we'll summon the boss.
You're real faster. New creature caught.
that drip shrimp into the gambler machine you give more money the hell
press Q
they're literally gambling all our money I have to eat this one wait I lost
money what do you mean a game yeah cuz we're getting a fucking gambling
everything we're never getting out this island no more no no no listen people
are spending all the money you ever shared money
Oh, it's shrimp as we need to get at least one knife 1045
You can cook this crab over the boat to get more money
I think that means it's a rare one
Or not
Oh, no!
Did he cook it over the fire?
What happened to our money?
Did someone buy shoes?
Oh, okay, good, good, good.
No, no, that's good.
We need more.
There's seagulls attacking.
Yeah, if you get a special one,
let's try gambling only the colorful rainbow ones
Yeah, I'll take the brass man. Thanks. I'm ready to fight
32 I can sharpen my brass enough for $8
Oh, I got a shiny one. I'm gonna gamble this one
Okay, how does this work to throw into the hopper top
There it is what the fuck happened
You unlock the knife skin, and I think when you buy a knife you have a skin.
Come on Matt, I thought it was not fucking else.
Don't buy it, don't buy it, we gotta save money.
Whoa, we gotta waste a bunch of money.
We got five bucks for a knife.
We gotta give him these knives, dude, man.
Alright, let's see.
Oh, I'm capturing her shrimp now.
Grab that knife.
Not you.
Yo, show it up, show it up.
Just spend money
What I never bought it
Somebody else bought it camp at my spot. Oh, we all need one for the future, right?
Need hot dog bait. Oh wait hot dog bait gives you the shrimp
I already I already have a little hot dog right? Oh, that's not the hot dog mate
If you spam click it's faster. No, we get a knife
All right, let me get the knife hold up
Oh
Oh
It's crazy how many knives do we have we might be able to kick this boss's ass now. Oh fuck. I got a drip
I got brass knuckles. I'm good
That's the skid I'm gonna get about the game but come on
Knife skid oh, yeah, there's a radar here too
All right, are we equipped?
Do we get the beer?
Do we, do we summon the boss?
I don't have a knife, I don't have a knife.
All right, let's get one more knife.
Yo, check out this skin.
Oh, shit.
Ooh, drip.
All right, let's see.
Oh, no!
Oh, he caught it.
Nice catch.
Nice skin.
All right, yo, get your shit.
we need a beer are these seagulls trying to kill us right now like a little
dance on them
are we ready for the boss we need 12 bucks it's doable
you also stock up on food for the boss because it heals
Oh, I got another drip.
Thanks.
Wait, yeah, we have friendly fire on.
Someone set the shut it off, and I don't think you can now.
Are you stuck up on food?
Oh, you can sharpen.
I ate a knife.
Oh, shit, I spent money.
Alright, let's get him a knife fast.
All right, we need 90 bucks fastest ever speed run $90
Oh, it's shiny go go go go go you can shut up from the fire mid-game
It was in server settings
Yeah, there better be a leaderboard after this on who's the most useful farmer or a fisherman.
Score to God.
Fuck, it better be.
One more box. One more. Two more.
We're getting more?
We need one more knife right one more and then we're going boss mode
One more to go.
Here we go.
Alright.
Get your knife and then we need 12 bucks.
Seems like sharpening increases your damage by one every time.
Are you ready?
Yep, let's do it.
Get ready.
Bring up the bastard.
Yeah, there's food right here.
If anyone's about to die,
lock's there right there.
Anyone got the beer?
Yeah, he has a mtp account.
Alright, let's get ready guys.
Here we go.
Make sure you're right,
revive your teammates too.
Yo, sick knife skin, bro.
Thanks, mom.
I
Got the default one. I'm sorry. I'm bro. Yeah, but the sashimi this piece of shit. Yeah, this this is a legendary one
I'm the on that game. All right. Get your knives out the ball out of rainbow. I'm about to spawn him in you're ready
He's coming. No
You're ready three minutes
Seconds, okay. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Let's hit
Oh, fuck!
Stand!
Quick!
Stand up!
You got the knives, dude.
I got the knife.
Wait, a resin, resin!
Take it in, take it in, take it in!
Resin, resin!
We need a resin!
Wait, the fuck!
Ah!
No, the knife!
Let me do it!
Where's the knife?
I got the knife!
You drop your stuff when you die.
Wake up boys, wake up!
Bye time, bye time!
Let's go, let's use it.
Back up, back up, back up, back up!
He's in the air!
Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up!
Oh
Come with the knives make sure you pick your knife back up
In the revive animation is what they needed in battlefield it's like better than battlefield
Wake up, actually! Pick up your knives, boys!
AAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Wake up!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Wake up!
Yo!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Thank you!
Don't get a feather tree!
Don't get a feather stuff!
Oh, dad!
I got him!
Yo, what stuns him?
What stuns him?
them something stuns him and then that's when you attack
Get the knives, get the knives!
Oh, shit!
We're all the zombies.
They're falling into the water right now.
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Oh!
Shit, let's just punch him, let's just punch him!
Get off of me!
Y'all, focus on Rezzas, focus on Rezzas!
Focus on Rezzas!
Who must run this fucking boat?
Oh
No way
That was the timer
It's the light meter below his south bar
I picked up some of the brass muffles though.
How many knives do we have?
We got, how many do we need?
Check the, check the borders.
One could be on like the shore, where the water meets.
I think we need more food.
Shit man, he liked one tattoo.
Yeah, look, we have no, that's what you had like one each.
I have an extra knife.
Oh, I could use that.
Oh, I need food.
I don't know where the hell, what?
I swear it's just glitch.
Oh, there we go. Right here. I can beat. I can beat. I can beat. I can beat.
This is a fishing rod. I'll beat it.
Yeah. Who wants a knife? There's one here free. I'll take it right here. Thank you.
I'll take it.
Right here.
Thank you.
Alright, you're up.
Yeah, I gotta get my health back.
You know what we're up against now.
Where'd he go?
You didn't eat like three fish to get full HP.
Okay, okay.
I don't care about the skins so the gamma doesn't matter
Yeah, I'll be ready to go once I'm once my house back
Yeah
How many knives do we need guys?
Feed this guy
Put here some fish in the slots, yeah once we, we'll get everybody equipped with weapons
and then everybody get food for the boss fight and we're going again.
They only have like one slot for food.
I should get a couple of these.
Let's do three hot dogs.
And then yeah, let's get the radio. Holy shit.
Alright, now we got a vibe. Now we got a vibe.
You can only really have one I guess you can do two food and then just drop your fishing rock for the fight
Someone said that you can cook your food to add value. Where do you do that?
Now I just put it here
Next island
I
how we doing here boys we got the beer let's do everybody sharpen their knives
once until it says $20
got it if you haven't upgraded the first one do it so we're all great ones all
right set the tone for the boss fight and let's do it up here we go boys
Where's the beer
Nice, yeah, we got yeah, we got a bunch of food here
Brace try to attack him when he's stunned obviously
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got good deems, we got good deems.
I don't know what the fuck is a knife.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Duck him, duck him.
Press master. Press master.
Overwatch.
Oh shit.
Mercy gameplay.
You can see my feet.
What?
Boys, we gotta fuck up our man.
Pick up your guns.
Nice!
Hockey Stolen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Give it up, give it up.
One of you guys, pick up your knives.
One of yours is knives to the middle.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm down.
Oh my god.
Way to go.
Oh my god dude, nice.
Grab the meat sticks.
Oh yummy.
I feel like we should save these it's probably worth a lot
I just ate one of the heels on shit time. Oh, it's a full hill
Here's another crab stick
Shit we go we need the radar to them. Yeah, we got it. Where we going?
Yeah, get out we're leaving we're leaving
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, tell me if you see an island or...
See it on the radar.
Fuck that island.
Where do you see it? Show me the radar.
In the right way
You want to radios for 20 bucks
I think starboard is right
Are we good?
Perfect.
I'm pan pan.
What?
He doesn't even know what he's reading on the radar!
even though he's reading on the radar!
Oh, there it is!
Where's the land?
Oh, there it is!
Land ho!
Over on that island.
I see it, I see it!
Oh, the radar's upside down!
Great!
I'm drifting in!
That's beautiful!
Yes!
New game yet!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
All right boys we gotta find some leeches oh shit
I'll give you a good price for your catch pick something from the gift shop
Oh damn beginner lure
Oh I got something
Yeah, are the leeches around the island?
They're about a mackerel.
Oh yeah, this is a nice place.
There's a big...
I think you can just stay here.
Oh, this is a nice place.
Oh, did he have a new rod?
Was it a new fishing rod?
Yo!
Yo, let's take a hold of this thing.
Yo, I got a gar.
I don't want that shit anymore.
I don't want you anymore.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you can sell the old one?
Where did I put it?
This is your work.
It's for you.
Bro, he eats the fishing rods, too.
Yeah, he eats the old fishing rods, if you want to sell it.
Oh, he does?
Yeah, it's like three bucks.
Oh my god an actual fish
Where's the fuck?
Oh yeah, this motor's 230.
I don't think there's a fire here to cook it.
Yeah, I don't think there is.
I'm going to feed him.
13 bucks for that
Bought it I bought it a little bit of ammo
You got that golden gun skin
What did my lure go? What the hell?
I saw one of those leeches on the ground.
Oh, boys!
They're real fish!
Yeah, if you find a leech, we need to feed it to the guy, right?
Or just give it to him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he gives us a shit.
Yeah, dude.
okay yeah we got the leech bait for the boss but let's gear up first everybody
get a pistol we need $50 oh shit range weapon bullets beer for 12 bucks radar
Oh whoa, extra inventory slot.
Yo, five bucks for an extra inventory slot.
Yeah, what is here?
No limit, it's unlimited ammo?
Is it unlimited ammo?
The drifter was though!
Oh my god, where did this guy go?
I don't know.
Yeah, the pistol's a limited ammo.
Oh, okay.
Where's the extra inventory slots, Bob?
Oh!
It's right under the other door.
Okay, two fish have escaped.
I do. I have a beginner bait.
Okay, I bought a couple of them.
Alrighty!
The knife is still the most effective at like fast damage.
You know the first trick shots give you more money when you sell it?
What?
Oh guys, I can't hold it.
I just caught something that is now gone.
I'm gonna break the bar.
Let's fight that.
What happens if you kill them?
Can you farm them or something?
How do you think you can eat them?
I could go out in the boat.
There we go.
Oh my God, what the hell?
It's like a bite.
Drip fight.
Ten bucks.
Everybody ready to get guns?
Who cares about the fucking skin? I don't give a shit.
I would rather give it to the guy so he can eat it so we can make money so people can get their guns to kill the boss.
kill the boss
oh man
what's that gamba for skins how many get how many guns do we have I got one we're
gonna be one for the boss yeah buy one oh if you kill it with shooting oh okay
Actually you want to kill it with shooting instead of knife because it's
Lost 20 bucks
Yeah!
That actually fell down.
Get the mini-boss lure.
I have it. He's just waiting. We have it ready. We're just waiting to use it.
Yeah boys, I might get a dynamite, unless we could try a dynamite.
I
Hear right quick to throw it you have to hold you
Oh
It's really good for him again throw the dynamite and the little stream. Oh really you can one more time with the dynamite
You tell me I can throw the I can throw the dynamite right here
When it makes this this door dancing late
I'm trusting the chat. I'm trusting the chat. They have a lot of hours watching. Let's play youtubers
Not gonna do anything
Not gonna do anything
I
More dynamite broke one more
Gonna try to do the trick shine
75 dollars
Are you kidding? Why does it blow up in two seconds?
Alright, minus a hundred. Minus a hundred.
Yeah, you do. I think it's for the boss.
I don't know how to do it.
How are you not going anywhere?
I will say I think the guys are still a better way to go.
Alright now, it's the last 25 dollars, the last one.
Bro, I think you have to like, go into the ocean.
Alright.
whoa whoa wait that was how do we need a little boat though can you swim barely yeah
but you start to lose health okay okay and it instantly taps them to
Oh, there's a bunch dead over here
Oh, yeah, don't go that far don't go that far holy shit
Oh, yeah, I get the I'll get the boat
You got the boat, okay
Yeah, here, here, here, here, can you make it?
He's drowned again.
I'm trying to shoot.
Hey, yeah, I got your knife here
This game seems weird because it's like oh wait, I thought it glitch
Your night your nights right there
There's a knife right here
That's a knife right there
There's a pistol here, too
Yeah, there's no way
There's no way
Yeah, we need upgrades, boys. We need upgrades.
We need all the pears and bolts.
We need the piranhas, and then sell them all.
Yeah, just let's get all the baby piranhas and farm money.
We're gonna bail this farm.
Yeah, farm the piranhas, farm the piranhas.
We're fucked.
Getting all bad.
Five bucks a piece!
I'm gonna keep the thing afloat!
Prickly, kill a little bit more of this.
Keep grandpa!
He's doing it!
We'll farm him and upgrade our pistols and summon him again.
Oh my god!
I didn't drop anything.
You got him, you got him, you got it!
Get that stuff!
Take him!
Get me out of there!
No!
Oh my god!
Yeah, he knows, he knows repeating ramp-ups!
He knows repeating them!
Copy that, right there, ramps!
Wrong ramps!
I
Did stop biting me how is he possibly is hanging me
Get him all! Get him all!
Where are these underneath?
Oh.
We need two-third. Wait, how do we just lose this shit ton of money?
Oh, he got a shotgun didn't he?
I won't confirm it.
Oh, shit!
She doesn't even try.
She walks us down.
Wake up!
Get everything, get everything, feed him.
There's no point in killing.
The night, someone's knife is in there.
Shit, my pistol!
He's in the fucking mouth! He's in the mouth!
Get your guns, get your guns.
I'm sorry.
What happens in my pistol?
Oh.
Oh.
I'm completely down to being at home in this game.
We have here.
I'm going to get this one.
Honestly, we should get out of tension.
It was a bit of a clusterfuck, but we farmed.
Shotgun's 150 bucks.
Melee's 36.
Amma, upgrade bullets, 15.
Laser sight.
Yeah, we should upgrade our pistol shots.
Go to shotgun.
Uh, nah, you keep it.
My-na-me-mo-me.
It was alright.
Yeah, no scope.
I upgraded my ship.
Get good upgrades.
Oh wait, can you do that?
I just saw what he did.
You can do that?
You flick it up to shoot it
Okay, I fell I
Know there's bonus trick shots it comes down to if it's actually worth doing
Yeah, I know you guys keep saying that but if it's like a double X multiplier
if it's not bad, no, who gives a shit?
What the fuck? It just popped off by itself!
I didn't even, I didn't even wreck like that.
I miss you I miss you I miss you
Are you kidding dude, I over flopped it
I did
pops up on its own if you don't do it fast enough
yeah if you don't do it fast enough
You go do the beginner boss for money.
Ah.
Interesting.
Oh, this thing is really stuffy.
I'm playing rage
Oh
Shit
Oh
Oh
Oh
Okay, we're gonna go
I'm trying to control the ads a little bit.
The ads aren't gonna want to kill you.
I
Know that this is no damage
Oh, shit.
One of them, one of them.
I'm on the water, guys!
Oh my god my pistol's gone
Holy crap
We did it boys
I'm in the water, help
sell it up, sell it up, I got the head
get it 10?
oh, you should put that on the wall though
don't sell that 10, put it on the wall
nice
I didn't want it anyway
there's so much piranha to sell them for upgrades
I put it on the boat, we'll take it with
big motor, $23
are we getting that?
oh, we're gonna need it for the next island
should we get it?
oh, whoop-a-la
we could have bought it
You have enough piranha I think for more.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Damn, I thought we killed so many they must have despawned.
Must have despawned.
Hey, nice.
Give it to the girl, why?
This still works, right? I'm letting...
What a soft lock, darling.
I
Should be
Need to
Easy
You give the per I think you give the piranha bones to the girl I
I think you have to now she gave us she gave us coordinates I don't know
feeder oh yeah I see it yeah there's an orange dot now on the radar we can go to
that
I go straight, turn right a little bit, a little bit, I go straight, straight ahead.
I
How do you make such an inaccurate pistol?
What are you doing just standing there?
Imagine if the fire was on.
There's a product on the ground, I'm killing it!
There'll be no ass on my lawns.
That's how you do it, boys.
Everybody's alive.
Under control.
Under control.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's controlling the ad.
Easy meat chunker of 25 bucks. Yeah grill grill them grill them. Oh, yeah
Maybe we need help them first yeah, yeah, we gotta like
I
Get some of the new lures
Hey
Thank you. Hey, Jim
G here, I don't think so
Yeah, it's not it's not ready yet
another inventory slot standard lure beginner boss that's how you summon
extended mag it's so expensive
boys I got a next game of the GG's that was fun
I got a clownfish
GG's boys, it was good, it was good
Until next time people
Yo it was fun man, that was cool brother, it was cool
8 players, I don't think you can, oh wait
Can I have saved the game?
Uh oh.
Chat next game!
Alright, we are headed to another world premiere, people. Another one. We are jumping to a game, known as another brand new release, never before seen gameplay of a game.
This better be good at y'all fucking relax man. It might not be
We need this better be good
The next game. Oh hold up. It's patching chill brother chill brother
It do be bad
All right already already already
What the hell
This one's not loading up for some reason. Hold on.
Uh-oh
Rip potential rip uh-oh
I don't know why that didn't load up, but I don't know why that didn't load up, I don't
know why that didn't load up.
Hold on, let me restart this.
Oh, there we go.
That was fucking weird.
All right, the next game as we continue.
That was weird.
I don't know why that didn't load up.
load up. Yeah, what the heck? I just crashed. Oh, there we go. Multiplayer. Excuse me. This
This game is called volume, volume, volume, Seema 2, that's a new one, speedometer, public,
Player Opacity Input Viewer Speed Run Mode?
SEMA!
SEMA 2!
Whoa.
Are you like completely sticky to the wall?
Are you like completely sticky to the walls?
What did that say, what was it to slide?
Control.
This is the type of game where you bind.
Yes.
What do you mean natural?
This is fucking easy.
What?
37 seconds
Oh, you can load up ghosts 38 seconds
What was that?
Ah, JJ
One more time
Are you unlocked something?
I knew you could do it top 37,000.
One more time in the next level.
This is actually before I even did that.
This is the type of game were you.
F-O-V Panini?
Whoa. Okay, that might be a little too much.
Oh my. Yeah, I got a little too much.
Fogganini! Fogganini! Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Crosshair. Uh, where the fuck was that thing?
Let's actually go like 120.
Alright, here we go.
Panini projection.
I can't tell. One of these gives you more speed. I just don't know what does.
It looks like sliding maybe increases your speed heavily.
Do you want to slide as much as you can?
How did I not best time that shit?
Next next level
Wait if you restart does it reset everybody
The R is like a checkpoint restart. Oh, it's T. Okay, that changes everything
I think it shows you the dev, it's not the dev of the game.
I don't think so, I think it showed the dev of gold.
Ghost.
Ever played trackmania?
Buddy.
Yes.
I think this is the fastest way to move what I've discovered.
The jump slide.
And then if you hit a wall though, the wall seems to be a very big boost.
Oh, shit.
All those sliding seems to max you out.
Yeah, this map is so much longer.
Are you serious there's no way
How have I not finished the map yet 137
oh and I got gold
easy
is a busy check the top I don't even want to know man this guy
good ghost technically loading ghosts is the way on the next map
play public servers against chat this is a public server I think it's the max players
Next level, boys!
Yeah, half of this game is knowing the map.
of
Alright, did the same thing.
Ah, shit.
Oh, this is horrible.
That's like CS, sir.
Yeah, I see that.
Yikes.
Alright, last attempt on this map.
How are you doing better?
Last attempt on this map.
How are you doing better?
Top 10,000.
Top 10,000, eh?
Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?
Right through the top 10,000. Really? Okay!
I can't bouncing off! Nooooo!
30k?
I'll get up all over the wall.
Alright, last attempt. This is easy gold.
Easy gold.
Definition of gold.
I'm a f**ker!
Still easy gold.
Ah, one more time.
I have to gold this. I have to.
It's an ego thing now.
of
Not this shit again!
There it is, boys.
10k right there 10k easy 10k
Lots of areas of improvement but I'll take 10k
Next map
I'm just looking for the gold
All right, another new map.
Hello, ghost of the world record, how do you do that again?
Okay, that guy's literally, he's just fucking left.
People who play this game in the world record are actually like insane.
Like they're so good that it's fucking wild.
What the hell, Matt?
Why is he jumping off the wall?
Weird.
Oh, I think, oh, I think if you cancel it with a slide, you gotta do it at the
yet. Yeah, this one is difficult.
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Where's the end to this? This is a one-minute map?
This is first the blue, this is a blueprint run.
Why the fuck is the one-minute marker here? Oh, right here.
Alright, easy, easy, here we go.
10k, ain't it?
I
Think that killed the tentate dream
Ah, that wasn't worth it. Should've wall ran it.
Really?
fuck.
fuck.
Oh, get the fuck out of here, man.
You're telling me this shit's a minute?
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
The beginning is the hardest part of this whole level, I swear.
You need like the perfect jumps for this shit.
Ah, you have to catch it and slide.
faster than that shit
Come on, man! 10,077?
What the fuck outta here?
Oh my god!
Oh my god! You frickin' jump!
How do you get the speed here?
Oh my!
Wow.
Wow.
Clear that jump, you get it.
Aw dude, that beginning is fucking terrible.
I swear I have to like instantly jump.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
GG, man.
Adam, shut the fuck up and play the game, you fucking idiot.
Stupid motherfucker.
Next. Next level. Admin.
There's this guy.
Oh, I see.
Oh, there was the opening.
It's like right here.
Oh, now you're not supposed to go there?
Uh...
Oh, is that the map?
Oh, okay.
Ah, you just had to press E on him.
16k?
Wow.
I swear, all these maps that first jump is the most difficult, because you need to, like,
I swear all these maps the first jump is the most difficult because you need to
like skip shit to quickly get on
Oh wait, that was- Oh wait, hold on, that works.
I have to slow down so much after that.
It never counted it
One side chat.
Is this guy like pro or some shit?
Was he at the top?
Oh, no, it's not random.
Random guy, random beach.
Yeah man this game is cool. Sure man, it's a cool game. Spectate top one, bro, the top
one in all these games is a fucking god.
Can I actually watch the POV? I don't think you can watch the POV, it's only the ghost.
Oh wait, you can?
Where's the eye?
Am I blind?
I see no eye.
Oh.
Okay, well, haha, all right, it's good, I'd just rather watch this guy than play, you
No assembly!
My turn? Fuck that shit dude.
I'm taking the basic bitch route. This guy's literally...
This guy's on the highway. I'm in the slow lane.
God damn.
2600 speed the whole way.
I was at 1600.
Okay. Wow.
Oh, gee.
That was close. That was close.
That's doable, man. That's doable.
I can do that shit.
I'm more of a 1600 you player.
YOLO BUNPUNGA!
ARRGH!
ARRGH!
ARRGH!
ARRGH!
ARRGH!
I just realized he didn't end in a minute, but if you go the real way it's like two minutes long map.
This is in-game music.
No!
You got a bee hop?
No!
You got a bee hop, not slide.
Yeah, but like the catch, you didn't know exactly how to catch it.
Yeah, but like the catch, you didn't know exactly how to catch it.
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That changed the game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got it.
It did change it, but now there's other factors involved now.
Ah!
I still got it.
Ah, I still got it.
How the hell do you make that?
Okay.
True.
I
Okay, you need the thing is you want to do a hop but then you need to know when to hold the slide
So you don't just jump off the map like that
You gotta like the landing points and the knowing one
Like right there
Dude
The 2000 speed.
That's crazy.
No!
oh that's slowed me the hell down
he's actually hit all of those
hey y'all 5k though! 5k!
what up motherfucker?
what up motherfucker?
okay okay okay
5K Gamer!
Feels good!
Yeah, we're gonna, I'm gonna next game. Oh, this is a cool game, bro. I mean, if you
like that KZ style, it's the movement feels great.
the number one players in your stream what up man I don't know why I followed this guy
ask for tips that was sick though bro that's a cool game
PS6 price has been leaked. It's $1,099 without controllers. That's true. Isn't the PS5 Pro already like $800, $900?
All right, and I saw the Iron Man leaks and it looked really, really good.
Let's see how they bring it together.
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I did. I also heard that there might be a state of play or some shit, which is insane because if actually the state of play happens at the date, dude, why?
Don't do it, bro, please.
If the state of play is actually going to be this coming Thursday, like, are you kidding me right now, dude?
Like, what are we doing right now?
I have to balance war dogs on a musha and the third game I keep forgetting that that's coming out
and video canceled super models for the 50 series
really
wow damn late 2027 2028 for the 6000 series
Oh, yeah, and Blood of the Dawnwalker.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, our next game, as we continue.
This game is called fell and sell.
Let's see what we got going on here, boys, another brand new release.
Is that a line, you know, or a leash here?
All right, ambient occlusion.
I think we're good here, Bo.
Is that, I think we're good?
Sure, sure, sure.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh yeah, this looks kinda nice.
Grandma's letter.
My day shot up here.
This means that my instructions reach you and you have arrived safely.
Welcome to my beloved shop.
Alright, it might look a bit rundown since I am no longer officially around, but with your help, it will flourish once again.
Starts like a look around the yard and it is cluttered with stray resources gathering them up.
Please, you will need to piece together a chest, a proper table, and also craft a broken sword.
She didn't leave a single penny, but there's a catacomb behind the property.
Okay.
Collect items.
Quest board.
Who the hell is this guy?
Stone cutter all right let's gather some resources
Okay, oh
There's a crafting menu on the workbench right here, and I think she said basic chest we did all of these
Is this my shop wouldn't counter I think it is
Setting up your chest, I guess I'll put it right here
What is this
Can't put my two down
All right, I guess I need to go now into the dungeon to sell stuff
I think the game is literally just killing shit and selling stuff. That's the game
Let's go it is called felon cell
Oh
Oh
You can break shit
Me here
They dropped nothing.
Maybe in this game, if you, maybe when you die, you die die.
Like there's no healing.
Once you die you go you leave.
How lotty!
Oh!
There's so much beer.
And fish.
Oh wait, there is a potion.
How does one use it?
I have no idea.
I used it.
everything. Is this the end? You finished the first underfloor, now you can return from
safely with all the loot collected or grab the prayer from the good one, only positive
and weird one, stronger or boosted downsides and press further into the dungeon. I would
I'd rather just...leave.
Even though I just went to two and I should've taken the pl-
Whatever, well yeah, I'll come back with better supplies.
It's not like I have to go home.
Ow!
Yeah, he actually got that hit off at the end.
Yeah, that fell himself, so why not just fell a little more?
How do I get you guys to help?
Oh, that's how you do it
Bro what what is that with archers being gods and all of these fucking goblin dungeon ass games, dude
Say what's fucking mortal shell those shit ass of archers had aimbot and did 50% of your HP
No, I failed.
Oh, shit.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Construction chest, a roadside cabin.
Yeah, that's what we have right now.
I don't know what just happened to half the stuff that I just had.
Split? Oh, so I can actually sell all of these.
Here, I'll sell these two.
Unless that's all we can do.
Maybe it's three per.
Is this your open?
I wonder if people will come in and buy this now, let's see.
Wood counter!
Our shop is definitely open.
There's customers.
I gotta like flip it to open?
Yeah, do I and gotta invite them in the
Force doesn't stay the same forever whether another run shifts over time
This guy looks like he's oh sunshine
Yeah, maybe I do need to invite them in
Why the hell do I gotta invite them into the shop dude the hell over here?
Let's just walk in
Maybe it's just initially
What up buddy!
What do you buyin?
Poison?
Who you poisoning?
Don't drink that bro, don't drink that.
looks good there it is I don't I don't ask questions dude I don't ask
questions I'm going back out into the dungeon
We don't ask the questions around here buddy.
Oh shit, oh it was recipes I unlocked, I thought I actually got new gear.
You can only dodge so many times.
What the hell is that catch here?
Nothing?
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, I see why I've got a gun.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I see why I've been failing. I see. Shit, I see why. I see what I've been failing
with. I made it though. That was the end.
Felben sold
Recipe for beer
All right, what do we have here a bench a bonfire
Outdoor decoration, a crate, armor rack, 24, which I don't have for that, iron, wooden
shield simple staff single weapon rack I can't even put that shit on oh shit we
got a customer nice let's see we're gonna put this right here for the cozy
factor oh shit let's go attack with this my name mana you can attack with both
Oh my God.
I just showed up.
I mean, I have no mana.
Looks like you regen it.
That looks satisfying.
Got a bunch of mushrooms.
I don't always have stuff starting control one tomorrow
Um, maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe, because control 2 is coming out in September.
Alright, not bad, not bad.
Why is grandma's letter still here?
This guy literally used the fricking banjo for that shit.
I'm gonna be-
Outdoor decoration weapon rack.
Get old weapon rank.
Oh shit.
Alright, I'm gonna put my...
You can't put a staff down unless...
There it is, I don't want it anymore.
G's for an insane axe.
Next game?
Buddy, this is the last game, bro.
This show has come to an end.
People are thinking about veg time now, dude.
Next game, next game.
Motherfucker, there is shit.
What the fuck?
Wow the weapon rack is for one weapon
Now we got some caps some caps
Alright alright, I need more square footage
Interesting. Can't see this at all, but I think it worked. It did not work. That did not work either.
It is backwards, by the way. It is backwards.
Alright assholes, let's go!
Buy my shit!
Okay.
Oh man, they're pissed. I think it's too expensive.
Yeah, I think it was too expensive.
How do I change the price?
I'm not entirely sure.
Boys, we made it to the final game.
What do we do for 30 minutes?
Oof!
Where are we headed?
Geo-guessir?
You know what, I haven't seen the world in a while.
You're right.
You're right.
Let's see if I still remember what the world is like.
Spoilers I don't.
It's gonna spawn me in Russia
and I'm gonna be confused.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mmm
Uh-huh
Branch Burgett
We're in this region. We are I'm cutting it out. We're right here. We're in this rectangle
We're in this rectangle right here this rectangle. That's the fucking circle this circle
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Sweden here. We're going Sweden up in the mountains
What where's my score by where's my elo? Where's my elo?
Oh, he's going all the way up north. Where's my 500 rating?
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Why am I versing it?
I hate versing motherfuckers with foot long mouse pads of literally the world map as the
design on the mouse pad.
Okay, that's who we're versing here.
wall police station buddy give me the
site I'm calling right now dude I'm
calling right now you mother fucker
maybe maybe it shows you I don't know
Let's go like here. Just go straight after if he doesn't know
He's looking at the wooden door of the club bar, where are you?
Oh my god, Kirkwall is right there
Holy shit
Wait, what?
Dude, I honestly, I've never zoomed in to see there's like islands north of Scotland.
What the fuck dude? Holy shit.
People live there?
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Kenya?
Braz, about to go India.
India. Kenya?
Did he saw it?
So yo, this guy is insane.
I'm going to play this game in like two months.
Whereas why am I not versing someone who's brain dead?
This guy's on game number 60 and I'm 61.
Oh, that looks like an important flag.
I don't know, though.
I think.
This is some Southeast Asian shit right here.
Oh wait, it's um, what do you call it?
No shit.
Um, I just don't know where.
Yeah, dude, this guy's pro-ish shit, man. Come on. Look at this guy, bro. Don't go to
Long Den. He found Long Den? Oh, I know he didn't. Dude's fucking zooming in all the
way to look at the streets and he's so far off.
Spain, Portugal front right now.
Vale, Colmeas.
I could be South America, but shite.
I'm thinking it's not.
Casa, Ira.
Spain.
Spain, Spain.
Is it you, Spain?
This guy just needs to beat me so I can move on. There's no way.
Maybe.
Vamos a villa.
Nothing.
Bro, there's a Rua here. This is fucking... Bro, this is Spain, brother.
This is Spain if I've ever seen Spain.
It's Spain.
Every time I see this, I think of Columbia, but Cholmeas.
It's not though.
Bro, tell me this shit is spain dude.
Brother, I don't know if the flags are South America, but I know like Mexico and that's
it.
Trash meta.
Trash meta.
What's the chain there are you serious villa de ronda probably no no info shittiest trash
I've ever seen dude.
Mom bro.
I'm going fucking Spain.
I'm going Spain Portugal border.
is it is for sure
oh my god coin bra is a real place in Spain
or Portugal I mean I fucking knew it bro I saw some Portuguese but I still want
border on Spain or to go
I'm going right in the center because it could be north or south sometimes it could be upland
and then it shoots you down south right on out dude west west west oh shit no no no
Okay, Wellington. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was a multiplier. Really? Winnable. Dude,
you're kidding. No, that's a jib-bait. That is a jib-bait if I've ever seen it. No. Mm-mm.
Bro, I've heard of Lins.
No, this is where I die.
Lins?
Brun, Pulpin, Schwetch.
Hawking Trolley? Gispert? Off-art?
Oh shit, I never marked it! I threw dude. I'm needed of the game.
It was Austria.
Fuck this guy. Newbass motherfucker.
whatever silver won my ass yeah where's my rank where do I go into ranked play
moving unranked it was already ranked
I am silver one but it usually tells you your number here and no one plays this shit
MZLeak is learning buddhul lugu, Moloj do kamini's.
Is this fucking turkey?
This is turkey, brother.
Sarlik!
Yeah, this is turkey.
You know what, we're in turkey, no fucking idea.
Is it turkey?
Yes.
Am I gonna just lock it in?
Yes.
Does he know?
Nope.
I remember rage raiding in this game and people got so mad.
I was like a lulled noob and someone's like,
Try harping in Jukes or you fucking loser.
You fucking loser, bitch.
Alright, this is South America.
this do be rather tell me man and press trans union 361 motor car
nothing dude nothing where we headed but where's the gang going
oh my god maybe I don't I don't that doesn't really tell us they could just
be a pee. Err, you know what? I believe you. I believe you. Okay. I'm gonna believe that
sign. No. Yes, okay.
This is India right there and there's a mountain.
I should honestly go look for some, you know what, up here I think.
just gonna one tap it. Wow! Doesn't matter. Oh, and it was. South, Southeast Asia.
and for on the way Wi-Fi Marappalach you got this this in dual Boonga
she put boogie
combo TV
oh you know that ship right you know where the combo TV is you mother fucker
Oh, this, uh... Oh, I decide a nichea.
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Malaysia?
Is that Malaysia?
I don't know. It feels like the same region.
Rutukakang. I think it is.
Shabbat. Norma, Rutukakang.
Oh
This is risky on Malaysia it's a bit risky
there it is boys still got it still got it never lost it okay you minecraft
damn, piece of shit.
Almer, Centrum, Flavo, Esplanada, Spain?
Don't do this to me, bro.
Why are you already digging you piece of shit?
God damn it.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
You know you're a neighboring country?
You fucking better, dude.
All right, we're in South America.
Oh, really, okay.
What gave it away?
His...
Tony Burger?
How?
GG, bro.
I don't know what the hell.
This guy, this guy, I don't even know.
Guatemala, by the way.
GG bro I don't know what the hell this guy this guy I don't even know Guatemala by the
way
King James photos bro is this guy pro excuse me brother excuse me I know it's
South America, I just don't know where.
South Africa.
Okay.
We got one more here.
These are all car meta.
It could be.
It could be.
Russia.
Russia, brother.
I've seen this before.
I don't know, man.
Robot
Tell me something rather tell me something I'm tech a brother and take that man. I've seen that shit in Tarkov dude. Oh
My god
There it is
St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg. Not it, but closer.
This is the TI boys, I'm bouncing after this.
I've seen this text before. I've seen this before.
I've seen this before. Oh, wow, okay.
I
Yeah, this is an NA off I just realized this is America versus America the world to geography
Who will win who will succeed
Who will lean
I know, I gotta lock in on the car meta.
I just ignore the vehicles even though a lot of the info does come from the vehicles.
I know, I know.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this language?
Zibble, no cock?
What the fuck?
What is this?
I thought this shit was South America. Is this Africa?
AHHHHH!
WHAT?!
Okay, this is Africa.
I
Know
No
What even what was that language?
That's how is that there's no way
I'm leaving chat ggs bro what that was not fucking Spanish that was in Spanish or Portuguese
those are some weird ass words that shit was like a third language that no one talks
I am true next stream Monday chat. You guys enjoy your night. Thank you guys for watching like always best game
Of sub Sunday technically, I'm right. Yeah, then no one speaks that anymore
Big ambition was good
Iron blight was pretty decent shadow dungeon was pretty decent volume was pretty good. How to fish wasn't bad
I'm most likely going to be streaming on Thursday. There's 50 games coming out. So I'm not sure when I'm taking off Wednesday. Maybe I'll take off and then stream Thursday or yeah, most likely that's what makes the most sense.
Chat, you guys enjoy the rest of your night, follow the channel and everything. I will see you or no, no days off, but I don't think so. I'm assuming it's going to be Wednesday.
Wednesday because Wednesday is nothing and on Thursday is a game rush into the weekend. Honestly,
there's so many games I might not even sub Sunday this coming week because if it's like potato ass
games with actual, you know, full blown production games, I would rather play them to be to BH.
But yeah, chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night. Until next time. Thank you for watching.
I will see you on Monday. Enjoy night. Peace out guys.
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