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Oh my god.
Oh, seven people let us catch meow.
Shad, the mic is probably fucked, is the mic fucked? It already sounds fucked. It sounds different.
Or it's not messed up, it just sounds, it's mixed very different.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's the same microphone, but a different mixer.
I don't know though, I can't tell. It sounds more mixed.
What sounds more like the old setup, this one or this one?
I thought it sounded nasally as well.
After the catastrophe that took place, is this one better?
Yeah.
Bro, it wasn't the LSS vibe.
It was none of the above.
Happy about the fuck I don't even know
what the fuck I'm talking about.
I think it was just, it just happened to die.
Honestly, that was, you know,
one thing I've noticed through the years
of these different PCs I've used,
it's very interesting how the errors I encounter.
It's always unique.
It's always unique.
The streaming PC is the Michaelow, by the way,
audio check I'm talking to for an audio check.
Because this is like the normal eyes and if this is good then I just leave it like this
and then everything is configured, you know.
It's a new mixer so it's kind of need to build a little bit of the muscle memory.
It's a lot lower than every other Shreem.
Yeah, like my streaming PC, I had to pull two RAM sticks, and now it's literally, it's
been cruising.
Pirate software voice.
Anyway, is it?
Dude, it sounds weird to me too.
I hear it.
I don't really know.
The only other thing would be taking off the processing.
There's also some crackling, or is there crackling?
I don't know, I'll roll with it and let's just see.
I'm going to tweak it, but it does sound different.
There's moments in the stream's history where I just sound different due to
well, the fucking audio setup changes.
So, I mean, shit, it's hard to match
the damn settings
and the acoustics change too.
But yes, my previous computer that is now my streaming PC,
two RAM sticks or GG this computer what happened last time was insane it was like the system fried and it just kept booting yet your system has it basically the new B saw it's not the old blue screen but like the windows more gentle the B saw it is like PTSD when you see that it's like blue screen.
blue screen. The new ones like oh my god don't worry we'll be right back. So it just kept
looping that over and over. I pulled but I pulled both ramsticks still looped pulled both
NVMe is still looped. Yeah, that's kind of like it. Yeah, so I'm assuming it was the CPU.
The yeah, it must be. It must be. I would say this is the first time I've ever had a CPU fail.
fail. I want to say this is the first time I've had a CPU fail. I have to actually replace
it to fix that computer. And if that fixes it, it's still usable, but I went with the
potato route. Chat, I upgraded, okay? I just went with the upgrade, okay? I upgraded
everything. The Go XLR was failing as well, dude. It's abandoned fucking hardware. Literally
abandoned hardware audio mixer. It was a zombie. It was a zombie. I'm using the Rode
Procaster 2 now. It was recommended by Hi-Rez. It seems pretty nice. 10K PC, bro, the 10K
PC was like when SLI was a thing. Okay. The 10k PC makes you realize the 10k PC ain't
worth it. That was during the age of SLI and like liquid cooling ain't nobody doing that
anymore. I mean sure if you're like a super PC like builder person sure but come on.
I got the 5090 now and the AMD 9800 64 gigs of RAM
1, 2 terabyte SSD NVMe, I just, I probably, if anything to change in this or upgrade is
getting more storage, do they make shit where you can just like plug in NVMe and it like
goes through your USB-C and you can just have extra storage without ripping the Jeep.
I don't feel like ripping the 5090 out.
I had to Frankenstein that's actually the first time I took out the 4090 because I've never
needed to take any part out of the old PC.
I just like forgot how insane the GPUs are now.
I haven't really put yeah so like I don't hope what we'll see this is day one of this
new computer.
Yeah, I forgot the 4090 needed the little bridge thingy the little support on the front end of it.
I was like, oh, sure. Remember, I don't know. There's the 50 the 5090 this computer. I'm pretty sure it has as well.
I know is battlefield fixed. I mean it better be.
Nope. I couldn't even boot into the Windows USB. It literally failed going into it. It's the CPU or the motherboard.
If it's not the CPU, it's the motherboard. I think I've had a motherboard fail before.
It's not a new microphone. It's just mixed differently not to the same level of what it was previous.
But yeah, I don't know, bro. It seems like everything's kind of working right now.
Shari guy games, bro. There are games out to play
New audio is lower to me on a musher preload
What happened with the Sony event? I saw dude. I saw Halloween previews. Are you kidding me? I?
They actually might make they actually might make a good game
It looks like they're it it was bad really
Was it was the gameplay bad it was I saw some gifts. It looked way better than I thought
What called that bro, I don't believe you motherfucker. You're telling me that show was bad
State of play was ass. What they didn't like announce anything
Haven't tried like any games, bro. I
Haven't yeah, which one do I download for war dogs? I loaded up ARMA just to like update everything
I don't have I have like nothing on this computer and I was just testing audio with this game
Yeah, don't want a don Walker ye the plate test let me see here
here. Rip Concord on PC. War Dogs is in three hours. You're telling me the new Halloween.
I'm going to start using Microsoft Edge, by the way. Fuck it. I don't care. I'm going
default default. I'm not downloading fucking brain. I don't give a shit. This PC. I'm
only I'm doing edge. Yikes.
I thought edges and I thought edge was good.
Is it not Firefox?
I could Firefox. I could.
Why don't I honestly, I think you guys.
How about I don't believe you guys and.
Instead of constantly listening, I'm going to try it.
And then if I realize it's shit, I'll switch because I don't know.
You guys are fucking some some browser motherfuckers are like
They take it like it's a console war.
They fanboyed the browser.
I'm just going to try myself, like they literally fanboyed the browser.
Let me see.
Let me, I'm going to try it starting tonight.
New PC, I'm going to try the built-in shit.
Okay.
If it's bad, I just have to download Firefox.
I literally just fucking watch some YouTube videos here and there and play Joe Guesser
and the occasional slither I don't need I don't need what the fuck else and if I'm
gonna watch a presentation whatever doesn't and have insane buffering problems
you just lazy what nah
Ah.
Need ad block?
Let's see if it's a problem.
I don't believe you.
How long is this?
Oh.
players can look forward to from the horrifying hook of Halloween the game
whether you're diving into the single player story mode private matches the
question is is this Texas chainsaw adjacent
game offers a feast of challenges the worst than Texas chainsaw are better
we're delivering players passive and progressive challenges for both Michael and civilians
single player story mode challenges prior to the 13th in Texas
Are lit are the same shit. You know what I'm talking about, bro. What do you know?
They all fall under the same umbrella. They're all decent and
Cook to a degree
What do you mean? They're all the same 1b killer shit or like 3v killer shit
Texas chainsaw I thought was was good. It was good, but then fell flat over time
Friday the 13th was shallow
Hello.
Same devs as Friday the 13th, but still, after Texas Killer Clowns, Texas Chainsaw was better
than Killer Clowns.
You see how Killer Clowns fell apart after a couple of hours.
The Chainsaw sound was terrible.
Levels of player progression and a rollable perk card system complete with decks and an earnable currency
completionists have their work cut out for
Hmm it doesn't look a little potato in the single-player story mode players earn experience points that are applied to four distinct categories of player
Progression now this will be fun bro. This will be fun for two weeks
Yeah
the
brah this will be enjoyable
It's a good idea.
Literally no costumes for them.
Three colors?
In addition to player progression levels, Halloween the game features an extensive suite of passive and progressive challenges.
Passive challenges are divided into multiple categories for both killer and civilian rules and are automatically tracked regardless of which character you select.
Progressive challenges are tied to specific civilian characters, Michael skins, and weapon types, and players are tasked with tackling his objectives in succession to unlock rewards.
Our single player story mode also provides optional challenges for all six playable chapters.
Oh, there's a single player for this.
Wait, so there's a- is there like a whole mini-campaign?
What?!
Really?!
Oh.
I think!
It'll be fun, man. It'll be fun. Just like the evil dead game.
Why not?
Didn't someone say, uh, I'm pretty sure like,
don't you have to earn killer tokens?
So like you have to play a survivor and then get a token to play as Michael.
I think, I think that's what they said.
Detection poles and they might they're probably like five free tokens stats and signature traits making your choices
Incredibly important when facing off against the shape of evil you can you can see the Friday the 13th DNA in this game
including outfits with multiple tints hair and headwear eyewear and makeup and blemishes
unlockable starting items and
civilian perk decks as
An added layer of customization Halloween the game will also feature fully adjustable player profile cards
by increasing their player progression levels and completing challenges players earn profile icons profile backgrounds and profile titles
That can be used to build profile. Lux is getting added to 2x k.o. And these profile profile cards at extra players are shutting down
What do you mean?
Yeah, what is he talking about?
civilian perk cards enable players to craft their very own perk decks
So then Lux is the last character.
Oh, second to last.
The Lux is the last character.
Oh, second to last.
Your mic just exploded.
that celebrates the iconic legacy of Halloween and offers tremendous incentives to continue
slashing or saving the residents of Haddonfield.
We can't wait to unleash the boogeyman when Halloween the game launches on Xbox Series
X and S, PS5, and PC on September 8th, 2026.
Bro, are you kidding me?
You can play this tomorrow?
Oh my fucking god dude.
only musha is tomorrow. What are we doing right now? What are we doing right now? Come on,
brother. Dude, these games, these games cross play are great. Initially. Okay, it's a great
Even if they are inherently kind of potato
You know the console clubs buy games, all right, no one's telling you guys to buy the game
I already know I already know but the con there's console plugs out there that when you press a to Q they're playing
So it's kind of like a whatever
Did you see Guild Wars 3 confirmed they're doing a trinity for this game really wait they are I
I know I'm I know hold up. I'm actually getting Halloween right now
Long stream tomorrow bride I would it's 20 players hub. What?
One sec one sec
Skip on a mousha you're crazy
How loud is my typing right now?
This is another audio test.
How loud is this?
Oh, not at all.
Okay.
Interesting.
What I hear is a lot louder than what you guys hear.
Halloween the game tomorrow. Come on, brother everything. I just preloaded this game and then war dogs
I'm still thinking of just waiting for this game to come out. I'm maybe I'll play it off stream
Just wait for this to come out because there's just other stuff. Oh
If I was just a ball and gun gamer, uh, I would oh
Oh, the woes of variety gaming, though it understands.
Oh, but you are, but you are.
Oh, check GTA 6 DualSense.
All right.
Can I load up?
Can I load up now?
Are you kidding me?
Nothing was announced at the state of play.
There's no way. There's probably riots going on right now online.
Stony Pony, Stony Pony!
Crimson Desert DLC? What? Nothing?
No, like, new on the horizon?
State of play is never big? Nah, dude, bro, there's usually something.
There's usually like something a controller brother.
They opened with a movie trailer.
Wow, DLSS five showcase.
And yeah, wait, now that I got the 5090, do I have five?
Did they actually launch it?
Hold up, hold up. Oh, not yet. I thought they said they're actually releasing it today.
Dude, end official DLSS-5 launches tonight. What is this week? Specifically for that game,
but it's like the official launch of it. Are you... Bro, DLSS-5 and the guy records
this at 720p. We literally have so many instances. Why is WoW is so odd? I guess so. I can't tell
too much here. Sure, brother. Crimson Desert. Bro, if we're on DSS5, you better be fucking
4k as well. Dude's trying to look like real life squared in 360p. DLSS 5 but like 360p.
Dawn 2? Oh yeah dude, this game, they announced this by the way.
It's definitely not going to be as good as the first game.
Do you feel anything?
We're not alone.
Something's out there, guys.
We have to get the fuck out of here right now.
Hey, slow down.
Lizzie?
Lizzie.
That's 20 minutes you lost up.
What's with you?
You're up and on the intern.
You're coming for me.
Fucking expectations.
And we literally have nothing to show for it.
Okay, let's get this last shot and get the heck off this line.
The director, obviously.
Tonight's Halloween.
Time for the crudegraze.
Our medium sacrifice to the chicken.
You're joking.
We want to go buy one more.
We're making prime-time network TV here, Jets!
Hey, you're the director. You're in charge.
You don't have the choice to best media in the business.
Me and Harvey!
I offer you the sacrifice of blood.
The God's House!
Follow it!
Baaay!
I
Then like Thailand or some shit
Yeah, this one looks so different until dawn's first trailer draws you in because it's like
a cabin in the woods.
This looks like it's fucking all everything, like so many things.
Until dawn, until dawn it's like winter.
a specific location. This was like what the fuck they're like on stage there's like a fucking
interview and then I don't even know they're in the jungle like what was that? Far cry did
that look like a drama and far cry or some shit. Their system is starting to look dated.
Warp audio is fucked.
What are you saying?
Are you saying, are YouTube videos,
is the audio fucked up?
They're just influencers?
No, it's not, it's his voice.
Warp audio.
I got a tweak it as I go, bro. I got a tweak it as I go. I know there's it's not going to be on point.
Is war dogs at three? I'm thinking I start Don Walker now. That's the way to do it. I got to see what's going on there.
I said I wasn't going to stall, but you know, she a brother.
I think I hit everything though.
We're good.
2x KO trailer.
I'm not going to lie, I don't really give a shit.
I don't really care.
Monster Hunter expansion.
Oh yeah.
Crimson Desert DLC.
I never beat this game.
I have my save though.
This PC would be a good PC to go back to Crimson Desert save.
This would be a good benchmark.
I never left her in hand.
and face their anger yourself. Spoken by you, these words may yet earn their trust.
We must find a way back.
Michael, I kinda forgot what the point of this game was.
The lore.
Like, mechanically, and what you do in the game is fun.
But the lore...
Yeah, there's no like...
Your cat it's just playing in the game is fun
Just like the gear and the systems
are fun
What the hell
Okay, October 15th.
Shitbody, shitbody!
Maneater 2 announced.
This is from Tripwire.
I remember when the first one came out, a second one, I mean, yeah, true, yeah, why not?
Audio is fucked by the way, can you elaborate?
Man has ringed supreme.
The audio is really bad from the videos.
For 300,000 years, he has survived countless cataclysms.
The ocean conceals a threat. Man, never foresaw it.
What the fuck happened here?
Let me see if this helps at all. I lowered the overall volume.
Wow, they really, really change this, huh?
Okay, hmm. Yeah, that that was I was expecting something a little different, but sure. Rock
paper severed new two to four player online PvP game.
Hi, hi, what did you say?
Hold on, bro, I missed it.
Yeah, I know. The only one that has any processing I can check right now. Yeah, the only one
is the microphone. Yeah, the main faders have no processing. It's only the microphone.
Time takers play test buddy. There's always been a camera. What if I tell you there's always been a fucking camera, bro
It's just literally one pixel. Okay. I'm literally waiting at you right now, bro. Okay
Where is Waldo buddy? Oh
My god, this was so fucking loud
Holy shit was that was that loud that was loud to me
Buzzing games
Yeah, it looks all right. It looks all right. Honestly.
Liars bar did it the best.
But again, we played the other day with like 12 players was pretty cool, too.
That's when it kind of feels like they're changing it up
instead of just like doing the same shit again and again,
messed up audio at the end from clip.
Well, tell me if it keeps happening.
New Chinese action get hellraiser hellraiser revival does look good. I'm gonna do a playthrough of that. Oh
Yeah, I guess ways like a fading audio
Once that gas.
All right.
The desktop audio sounds like a very low bit rate.
Um, maybe, I don't know, if anything, it would be channel to channel to is everything you
guys here. Yeah, channel two is what you guys here are coming from the gaming PC. And the
only thing coming from the game PC is you is YouTube videos and shit and fucking video
games. Are you? Yeah, no, not yet no microphone. You're hearing YouTube videos and anything
on the gaming PC. So, and then I'm also hearing anything on the game PC. Hold up, I need some
fucking music, bro. I need, I need to play music on the gaming PC. Let me load up Don
Walker maybe uh let's see all right
shout i'm contemplating i'm gonna play this i might play war dogs at three o'clock i'm debating
I might do a 50-50.
I got a C, bro. Okay? All these motherfuckers?
We've been flying in armor, bro. Now they're like,
helicopter, helicopter, motherfucker.
I wanna try the helicopter, my man.
Off the helicopter. I'ma play in the alpha.
Oh, yeah. This was a good cinematic.
When they announced the game.
There's a 60 FPS mod for cutscenes in this game.
I did that for another game.
it was great. Black flag. And then they passed it.
And there's only one way to stamp out this
All right
Not just another fighter
Lord my mic
I like the main villain is he's a good main villain
Yeah, the antagonists look good.
Lunker!
Sister, she needs help. Fast. Please.
Let us pass through.
Please.
Please.
Please.
If there's already a mod that removes the time gate, brah, of course.
I don't know. How?
I am life. I am death.
I am everything in between.
I have been watching your little valley.
Testilence, famine, killing.
Blood spilled carelessly, like water.
things will be different for all of you
oh shit that was a great cinematic it was one of the when they first announced
the game they had that cinematic I know yellow I know what the not everybody
likes the cinematic but you know what when it's original and it's a new dev
making a game and it's actually like a six sick one they still hit they still
hit they still do it's a it's a very good drawing some people like fuck the
cinematic that was like well worth the money type cinematic I mean when
When they first announced the game it was with that and it was a great tone set.
Do I even need the...
This is like the first...
This is like a benchmark 2 for the 5090.
Probably not a crazy amount though.
Do I even need frame gen?
I don't think it's that much better than the 4090.
I don't think it is.
I don't know what the bench is, but the 49 to the 5090, it's probably not like that massive of a gain, is it?
20%
Bro, Framegen like triples your FPS though.
You can argue fake frames, la la la, I like seeing big number, and it's already smooth enough because it's already hitting above 120, so who gives a fuck if you add on 300 more, but it's still nice.
What the input lag, what the input lag?
What do you want me right now bro?
What do you want me?
Ah, what was I gonna do?
Ah, I don't remember.
Alright, let's see.
Oh yeah, so should I get the FPS mod right off the bat?
Fuck, I have to get on Nexus mods.
Let's just play. Whatever.
A balanced experience, realistic and deadly, no directional indicators.
Enemies have less health, but they are far more aggressive and hit much harder.
Cone has much less stamina.
Realistic and deadly enemies are more aggressive and they hit harder.
Cone has less stamina.
Is this like more realism-ish?
That's actually kind of sick.
I kind of like that's actually kind of cool.
It makes it feel more like hardcore-ish, but no directional indicators.
Is that the combat directional indicators?
This sounds like it could be really good, but might fail on bosses.
This isn't just like your typical nightmare mode.
I didn't want to click it.
I thought I was going to start the game or some shit.
Well, you can customize.
I don't know.
For experience, I wonder.
I don't really want to customize it, but Dev customized it to how it should be played.
I'm playing duelist it's good.
Can you, if you can change it I could try it
and shut it off after.
Challenging is your traditional technically hardest mode.
This is like a remix.
Oh okay, well then I'll just play it on duelist.
All right, here we go.
Let's see here.
Dude left, dude left the witcher, dude left CD Projekt Red made their own game.
And now it's out.
Let's see, he got fired?
Did he?
But just as pretty as you, sweetie.
Tell you what, find a few more and I'll weave you a wreath.
Promise?
Promise.
Shit before everything goes to hell
Bro that wheat is fucking weeding
We're starting to think you'd forgotten about us.
Up at first light, cooking for you all, and this is the thanks I get.
Check, close your eyes.
It looks like there's no anti-aliasing or something.
Cohen!
Come get the bread while it's still warm.
coming don't know about you sweetie
but I'm uh-oh
LUNCA oh shit hey come back
LUNCA LUNCA
no don't go over there wait
wait
LUNCA!
Uh-oh.
LUNCA!
LUNCA!
LUNCA! Come back!
Okay, okay. Okay, maxed out 5090, 9800 xd. Bro, why would they fucking name it xd? Like
why? 90? Why the fuck would they do that? Okay, okay, okay. Chill, chill. Let me just
to do some magic here. Oh wait, you have to restart, don't you? Fuck. This is probably
the first game that requires you to restart. I swear that's usually not the case. Immersion
lost. Relax. It's flickering. No, did I do FSR? Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
you fucking kidding me whoa bond I not go fuck why did that just say bond I not
Oh wait they published this game?
Really?
I like, really?
Oh.
Oh, interesting.
was also Bondi Namco. Published. It was. No, it's a CD product red. Unless I didn't know,
maybe they have a bit of history, but I actually did not even realize. I thought this was Rebel
wolves rebel wolves interesting it's again FSR buddy I swear it's not bro you
literally blinked bro either I'm going to the doctor or you're gonna the doctor
there it is bro you fucking blink buddy sometimes I'm just so fast you missed
I
Come back magic plus 70
Oh my god, holy shit
Hey, wait for me, dude, this is like a horror game goddamn
It can't come back right now! It's not funny!
LUNCAH!
LUNCAH? LUNCAH? Are you alright?
Whoa. Okay, okay. The in-game looks better than the cutscenes.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Shit, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Fuck!
Yo, he had a fuckin' feast, bro. God damn.
Some salt.
Some pepper. A nice fire.
Smoke that shit.
Oh, you know what? There is...
Flickering.
I see the flickering dude. No tell me it's the game. That's like the worst thing to see when you have a new computer
That's not the worst thing no way this game happens to have a flickering
Uh-oh
Huh
It's Nvidia's latest drivers
Full screen the dev said I guess the game
Stay away from her!
There's only one way!
Stop out this sickness!
Wait, was that long time?
Oh my god.
What?
The Raki is blood.
He said bye while he fed me.
Didn't you?
I-I didn't know.
Save your breath, brother.
Looks like you'll need it.
Okay, so there's no combat indicators. Everyone has less health, but I probably get shit on too.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh, I see, I see. Oh.
Ahhhh...
Okay, okay.
You can also omni attack, but present only your attack order will be randomized. Oh, okay.
Do you even know how to fight?
Pull the- to omni block the incoming attack.
Oh, this is just like a pure block, okay.
On the block attack and sprint consume stamina when you run out of stamina to become fatigued
which makes your attacks lower and less effective.
Really?
You can block attacks from four directions left right top or bottom on server generally.
Okay.
Okay, it's the same thing.
Interesting.
Hmm.
Hmm. Perfect blocks, leave that open here. She's block direction just before you get hit from her.
Okay. Lost your courage. Lost your courage.
Alright. Oh, you can... Oh, there you go.
Oh
My god
Wow
You shouldn't have followed me, but now, now there's no going back.
You're welcome, brother.
Tid for tat.
Hmm. Okay.
So his sister makes him a vampire?
And vampire form you can replenish it by drinking blood, hold Z tenter, uh, the activator, uh...
Oh, so you have many different abilities, and it uses that bottom left icon.
Oh, so you get HP back as well.
Oh, okay.
Any blocks to dodge when you come in front of it?
Alright, let's see here.
Ow.
You can target lock as well.
I wonder if you have to, uh, if you swing your mouse it just moves targets.
Oh, I have no stamina.
Shit up buddy, hold up.
Oh, if you have no stamina you can do it too.
Try full screen. That's the fix for the flicker.
Let me see.
I hope it is.
It's MAMATIME!
Can I block?
Oh, you can block.
Hit me, bro!
Yeah, man.
You want to ask me, but you're afraid.
Uh, what the hell is going on?
Dude, I don't even get what happened.
She went down a hill and he was like, no, and then she's a vampire.
Some who bit her.
It just kind of like happened suddenly and now he's a vampire.
I missed like a very key part.
It's explained later.
Oh, okay. It was just like so suddenly she's a vampire, by the way.
What's going on?
Oh, so- oh, the cinematic? True.
L-
True. The cinematic-
quick follow me the cinematic is the missing piece you shout us up to reach
distant places you can quick tap it to oh you can do it in the air
What happened to me?
Quit pretending you don't know.
Come on Slowpoke.
Controller isn't way better.
Something's wrong.
I don't listen.
Okay.
All day.
We got flickering, we got a bunch of other shit.
You gotta turn off Ranging.
Holy moly!
Let me save the game.
This is the type of game you want to buy and save to like mouse 4.
No inventory is mouse 4 and quicksave is mouse 5.
And then...
I'm shutting this shit off.
And hopefully this fixes the flicker and then we're chilling bro. I'm just playing the damn game
And then also I'm gonna use the controller for this game because apparently controllers better word on the street
Now it binds mouse plays controller. First of all, fuck you. Second of all, you're not
wrong. Shit.
Alright, whatever.
Dude, I was going, yeah, I was going into my mouse and keyboard RPG mode, okay? I was
I was going into, I was setting up.
I, I couldn't understand. How did we get here?
Dude, they're still flickering.
Are you serious?
Bro, they're still fucking flickering.
You have to cap the FPS?
Dude, what?
What is going on here?
going on here. This is like, I've never even, this is the latest NVIDIA driver, unless one
just dropped. Unless literally one just dropped. No, I have the latest one. I just disabled
frame gen. So that wasn't it. The latest driver is the issue. I don't know. Let me see. Try
B sync on. Let me see. There is a new driver check again. Put the old driver help me run
One game is admin.
No, no, no, hold on, let me see.
Try this flickering fix.
This mod fixed it.
post processing and flickering fix. I don't know if this is actually what I need to do
here. Really? Wait, how do you get here under system? Oh, I don't know if this was actually
a dude these come on man, how the fuck is the first game I play is gonna have some fucking
flicker issue. I played Boonlider yesterday and Arma there was no flickering by the way so
I don't know what to tell you. Vsync on and then quality. Full screen.
Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna you you can't shut this you can't turn it on while you're in game.
My story got worse. Really. That didn't do anything. I don't know why that would be the
fix anyways. That was random. Eh, full screen. That didn't do anything. You can't turn it
on when frame gen is on. Oh really? Let me see if I can find it. Hold on now I'm wondering
if I let me see it let me see was it 10 bit or 10 anyone ever mess with these settings
for output color depth I wonder if it's uh is it worth just going to 12 BPC I never
fuck with that so I have no idea. Yeah, that didn't do anything. Ten is good. Unless I
need to do another thing, but I might need a restart as well. No, this is fine. That's
set up fine. I don't think it's on my end. I don't know if it's on my end.
But then there's a mod that literally
there's a mod that literally try to disable G sync.
It's not only you. Yeah.
There's a mod that enables the the flickering.
So let me try this mod.
I just have to fucking
Come on that
That's the that's the thing on a musha would have been the greatest starter
Because you know the game can't be fucked. It's Ari engine
It would be that would have been the perfect benchmark then it'd be like it's my computer
Very long very incorrect
I got to forgot my password on this I know I got the mod I just have to log into this
piece of shit didn't someone buy nexus mods recently I do not have bf6 installed oh Steve
The OsteamDB, Nexus mods bought SteamDB.
Okay. Here we go. There we go. All right. How do you even install this? Download the
file, drop it in local app data. There's no way I need to do this right now. Okay. Whatever
I have it, it's easy. I just realized I don't even have seven zip on this computer. True.
Let me get it real quick. And I got it. Okay. Where do we have this? I need to go in here
and drop this file. Download local app data. Local. Is it actually in CAPS? I've never
been here before. Don Walker, saved config. Windows.
Find the line and modify the value to match your specific hardware's VRAM pool size.
Motherfucker.
I don't know.
Chat, who knows.
5090 VRAM, what is it?
No way this motherfucker didn't list 32 bro. Are you kidding me? Some of us are very some of us
32 3 2 what is it this guy stopped at 24 gig gigabytes
So and do the damn math 1,024 times 32
32768 are not streaming. Of course it's the fucking streaming pool size. Okay, buddy,
It was already at 24k.
Wow, really?
No fucking way.
Wait, does that mean that?
Wait, wait, was it set to read only default?
That doesn't make sense.
Hold on.
Oh yeah.
I think I have to reset it to read only.
Let me just double check.
It should be good.
It was, okay.
If this actually fixes it, that's actually amazing.
Are you a brick and please say, are you a brick and please say?
It should be fine now.
Bro, this actually fixes it, damn.
I don't understand.
No!
I know!
I don't understand!
Dude, I was like, this guy, this is gonna do it.
This is gonna fucking do it, mate.
DCC?
Brother!
Are you kidding me, man?
What the fuck is this?
Disable G-Sync? Do I have G-Sync on? Do I?
What was I doing?
Wait, click the unblock? What do you mean?
Click the unblock in the settings.ini file you downloaded.
What?
I'll disable g-sync. Let me try. Hold on. Hold the fuck on.
All right, let me see. It was g-sync actually on?
It could be the new Nvidia driver as well, dude. I literally
spanned this shit out of the updates yesterday on this PC. G-Sync. I don't think
enable G-Sync.
What if it was G-Sync this whole time?
You're going to die!
It's not the driver, just verify your files.
No fucking way
Tarkov you wanna fuck are you kidding me? I will always have Tarkov installed on my computer
I actually that would be a very interesting game to check test this computer on and then realize literally you're still at shit
FES okay
Reinstall steam
Oh! Wait! Oh my god! Maybe it was G-Sync. Do I keep that mod? It was shit-ass G-Sync,
brah. Yo, fuck G-Sync, dude. Fuck G and his sync. I swear on my old PC, I shut it off
and I just never shut that off and I guess.
Is it G-Sync?
Shit. I swear G-Sync is just like faded out.
Is it still used a lot or is it like dead tech?
G-Sync is great.
I haven't heard shit about G-Sync in forever.
It's good now. Well, not in this situation.
All right, after we learn how to play the game.
Oh wait, R2? Blocking is L1? Oh, and you can... okay.
Ahhhh. Okay, I see. Alright.
Oh, then you can move it around like that. Interesting.
Imagine needing a tutorial to relearn the game, dude, it's literally just playing the
game as the tutorial.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
I don't know if we should go in there, it looks occupied.
dude is the audio so bad too? what the fuck is going on?
this could now be the uh is this actually it?
when you talk desktop audio goes 144p
Honestly, it's just probably something setting related that can be fixed.
It is a whole new audio setup.
I'm just trying to figure out what to fix to fix it.
It's a setting. It's a setting.
Test, test, test.
It's like the games audio let me see what up I
I wonder, check windows.
It's something gaming PC related with audio.
It's something gaming PC related.
How does this sound?
That's why I wanted to test some music out too.
Here, here we go. The GTA 6 song, this is playing off of, this is playing off of the streaming PC.
A lossless, it sounds fine.
back to the flickering.
System sound, more sound, communication, make sure it's not set to adjust volume, not volume
on calm activity.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know, man.
Audio enhancements, voice clarity.
I don't know if that changed anything.
Disable audio, yeah, but that was.
Now, let me try playing this shit on the gaming PC,
because that was the audio from the streaming PC you guys were hearing.
Turn on G-Sync. I don't think so, bro.
All right. That was controller.
Oh, was it the controller that I changed it on?
Now this is PC.
The gaming PC.
If the game's audio's fucking up, music would fuck up too.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Hear anything I don't know if you guys got to tell me
It's gotten you have to change apps
What do you mean hi res
Go head props and turn off of this there. Okay, that guy's just fucking typing shit
And I read it
This fucking guy, all right, I it dude, it's hard to tell
She's like it's good now I guess that enhancement was it then okay Wow guys just the new PC bro
I told you this is day one all right nine three twenty twenty six
Okay
All right, as you what happened you got bit I let you get bit by the vampire and then you bit me
I don't know don't I mean
I
Wake up
Well, dude, that's what I was saying where was that that was a dream right unless
Wake up. What?
What's going on the Sun's up and you're still in bed. That's what?
Where's lunker where's lunker here
Where else would she be? Is she all right? Get up and go see for yourself. At first you've got things to do.
I've had that nightmare again.
Hi. I've had that nightmare again.
Look on me. It didn't turn.
Dreams?
That's what you worry about.
Dude!
What about that night?
You didn't see her drinking the frackiest blood.
We all do that. Every damn week.
That's not how they turn, people.
Go chop some wood now.
The fire's about to go out and your mother needs to keep warm.
There's not a word more about that dream nonsense.
Buddy, they live by the ocean!
Whoa, I just got like a witcher, like...
I swear this is like a spawn and witcher one or two or some shit.
Alright, let's sit here.
Armor?
Oh shit, okay.
Okay.
Is the audio scuffed again, dude?
Oh my.
Steam turnoff, automatic volume and gain control.
isn't that for your microphone?
uh...
let me see, let me just keep playing a little more and see
Alright, I already went through here though.
Complete your chores, split logs for firewood.
You know, the family.
That's how it comes to shit.
Oh, let's do what's off to us.
Damn, bro.
Shit, man.
What do we have?
Shopwood.
Yeah, looks like I'm sticking with PC.
I'll switch the controller again later.
WF.
I got XP for that.
Nice.
What's that?
Firewood.
I think this mod also added 60 FPS to the cutscenes.
why is it 60 now these ones are unlocked oh shit does mom have dementia or
some shit oh fuck yeah feeling all right look at what the fuck at a night
I don't know why they're cut.
My tooth started wiggling.
This one.
Good.
Means you're growing.
It hurts a bit, but I'm still eating.
Why doesn't she?
Mum's mind is elsewhere.
Mum.
It's like she's stuck in a bad dream.
Her body's here, but her mind...
Wander's.
Will she get better?
Of course you will.
Wendoo.
Quiet, you're not...
Oh shit!
Just bloody eat.
Did the haircuts before the fade was discovered?
Let me try.
Can't hurt.
There.
Mum?
Mum, it's been two days.
You've got to eat something, please.
She's no different with you. For Christ's sake.
Does she have to go to mass tonight?
Oh my god. She'd all adults have to. We have to go to mass.
All adults have to go.
No. No, no.
Mum, will the Brachyree hurt her?
Shashmato, you make Lunko quiet again.
who just a little
enough Yanna take Merto and Lunker to the river Vladimir says the tractor back
see if he can catch me but Lunker hasn't finished her breakfast I said go the
The rods are over by the reeds.
Yes, Father.
Oh, shit.
I'll hold her. Try again. What?
We can't just force her.
We have seen what Princess does to people she considers too weak.
I can't let that happen to her.
I can't let these monsters...
she needs to eat oh shit she's gonna she's gone to mass before I mean fuck
we're gonna do it right this isn't evil please it's for your own good just do
it now what left click
I'm sorry. It's alright. Damn. It's alright now. Go to Ankers. Tell her the herbs aren't
working anymore. Ask if she's got anything stronger. I don't know what else to do. It
It must be hard for you.
It must be hard for you.
Go!
She's getting worse by the hour.
Yeah, that was... I don't know why I asked that. I'll be on my way.
I'll be on my way.
Shit.
Take the money, whatever's left for Anka.
And grab your sword, too.
I think I'll need it.
These days, you never know.
Go!
And don't dawdle!
Do you hear me?
Oh my god, dude.
Be careful.
The soldiers are already here.
Bro, father thinks I'm fuckin' useless.
Yes, Colin?
What?
When will things go back?
I think things will go back to normal eventually.
With?
I don't know.
Mum, the valley, everything.
You better pray it doesn't get worse.
Oh, shit, okay.
I should be going.
Damn.
The sword nice the inventory is clean
So far the pro we're still in prologue right so far it's like pretty sick oh
This is how you put all your consumables
Stam region everything else is yeah so far it's like pretty sick
Let's see honestly if it oh damn okay
Okay, okay.
She mentioned Branson, or they mentioned Branson.
That's the main vampire, right?
Oh yeah, Branson.
Was Brensus the king?
And the cutscene?
He wasn't the bald vampire, right?
Oh, he was...
Oh, it was the vampire?
Oh, Luka's here.
What was a no joke?
Oh
Actually, I've got time. I'll help you. I'll come along then. You sure that won't be cross
Don't worry about him if you won't even find out do actually this is probably a bad idea
It's gonna be like I'm the reason why we're gonna come back and see me crisis mode
I'll deal with him. We're locked in too late
And you'll still have time to get anchors
just trust your big brother oh shit all right let's go no
quick let's go before dad sees you're coming along oh dude you need to ask
dad's going through a lot that's all we just left many times we pick the
more you ask the further it'll seem
Can we splash in the river once we're done?
No, absolutely not.
Oh, we made it
I'm tired. Oh, that was like two feet
Come in you deal with them now
Okay, stop complaining right now. Let's play tag best way to get them moving. Oh
Oh, so this is gonna cost time?
Yeah, we don't have time for this, shit with the fuck, I already don't- I already don't have time for this.
And you want more time?
Stop complaining right now.
But my feet hurt.
I mean it.
Ugh, you're the worst.
Sure am. The devil incarnate. Now walk.
I'm gone. Bro, it's not...he's the older brother, he's not the dad. They're all siblings.
back already family of six you're going to good we'll stop up for the winter
I hope mom will make you stay down too I'm sure she will sweepy stop lying to her
oh they match my speed just shut up I don't want to go to mass children don't
need to does it hurt what what what hurts all right come in grab the fishing
Dad said he hit them somewhere in the bushes.
We'll do.
And you stay clear of the water while I look, yeah?
Don't worry. It's only knee deep.
Knee deep? Better safe than sorry.
Still better safe than sorry.
Alright, I hear you.
Alright.
Focus mode.
Well, how does the UI work here? Okay, complete your chores. It's orange live bait walk your siblings to the river. And if you do that, it will take one of the bars. So morning I have like eight morning activities.
Look for the fishing rods using focus mode white is like super side and then I guess that's kind of where you can do it up you can kind of choose to do specific things but then the cost is time.
Hmm
Yeah, wait, where are the fuck are these near the bushes is this right here?
That is
No, not now. It's like choice time
There we go
all right very nice I've missed the one over here good Chad is this good Mike
volume or should I I need to know so I know where to leave my fader from now
on. Okay. Some whams. Okay, so walk your siblings, bait the hooks with worms. Did she
even give me fucking worms? Oh, okay. Weird. Set up bait. So now these are two time decisions.
There's this whole thing time shit, because we already walked them to the river.
I'm moving out as soon as I grow up.
We're already at the fucking river.
I guess it's all one.
Let's see.
Stream looks kind of bad.
I think it's a game.
You need to grab the worm tight.
Like so.
The environment is very harsh.
There's like, yeah, it's the game.
I think it, yeah, the encoder is getting shit on by the game.
You should be, I might not be around forever.
Maybe Murta or Luka will want to learn?
Maybe Luka or Murta will want to learn.
Eww!
You have to slide the worm up along the hook, otherwise it's just a free meal for the trout.
Pyra is in Nvidia.
There we go.
Does it hurt? The worm?
I guess it does. It does. It kind of does. Honestly, it doesn't hurt the worm.
I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. Let me ask Google. Oh wait.
I don't know.
I think it does. Look at it wriggle. You'd wriggle too if you were hanging from a hook.
I don't want it to die.
Hey, hey, sweet pea, don't cry. What is it, lunker? What's wrong?
You're upset about something else? You don't want animals to suffer? Is that it?
Hey, I get it, lunker. You love all the animals in the world, but...
It's just a stupid one.
Oh, I've had it with you, Merto.
No, I-
What?
Shhh.
You hear that?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Ah, shit.
How are the fish?
Biting?
We've only just started.
It's a good spot.
Co-or-traut this big-glass fall right here.
Sure.
Good to know.
It's usually your old man ear angling.
Why did he send you this time? He helped us something.
Um, that's none of your concern. That's too hostile, okay? It's not wrong, but it's too hostile.
As far as I know, he's back home.
As far as I know, he's back home. Why so interested in Pieter all of a sudden?
Oh, we heard some rumors about your village. Fools looking for trouble.
My father is no fool ah
Yes, but fools look up to him. It used to be a mercenary a I want to go home
Do you now? Maybe you'd rather come with us to the castle
Leave you so much as touch her and I'll kill you I mean that seems appropriate
You so much as touch her and I'll kill you oh
Really? I'd love to see you try.
Honestly, I do want a little tutorial.
Good effort, Latt.
Ow. Ow.
Oh, shit. No!
Is enough.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Restart.
Oh my god, who is this?
This little shit attacked me!
Shit. Enough. I'll eat. You listen.
Let me finish this. You don't understand humans the way we-
Oh. I understand. You go. Now.
Dude, I was not expecting that.
Hmm...
What? Are you like an elder, man?
Say princess, bad. Say attack, princess. You're here, people say that.
What the hell? People complain, that's all.
People complain that they always do, that's all.
You talk to father. You tell him it's war, princess. Stop.
Then why do you serve the Rakhir?
Then why do you serve Brensys?
You see an Ulyas before, like me.
Me?
No.
Don't tell the Rakhiri King.
we are here
high up the shields
waiting
afraid
people many
people see us
to kill
kill
now we don't hide
fuck your projects
buddy we were just trying to fish man
we didn't need a fucking biography
what the hell is going on here
we were just fishing
So she doesn't bleed.
Take.
He's a nice guy, thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Very big.
Big enough for our...
We live.
Come to church when dark...
Princess wants.
Are you kidding me?
He'll just let them go.
I lead.
I thought this world was just like vampires and humans not other
The beast races yeah, I didn't know there was I thought it was just that
Other species maybe they are all the same. He's just scared
We'll revolt maybe they aren't all the same
Well, I just started the game, brah, maybe they had no shit.
Maybe they aren't all the same.
Like people.
I guess so, Sweet Pea.
She's already smarter.
I get it. You've got things to do. Go.
Damn, he kicked my ass.
Time progresses in complete activities. Mark with the hourglass.
You can track time progressing on the time bar.
The timer is divided into eight time segments
when all time segments are filled.
Day turns into night, or vice versa.
The question I'm about the most about the time,
your current quest and objectives.
Your current main goal is here,
how you achieve it is entirely up to you.
Complete your chores.
Time progresses when you complete quest objectives
marked with hourglass, the number next to hourglass,
and how many times you have to be filled.
Time sensitive objectives ignoring it for too long
will have consequences.
obtained medicinal herbs from Anka.
The timeline shows the progression of time.
It shows how much time has already passed.
It shows how much time will pass
when you complete your current select objective.
Okay, sure.
Okay, so we got seven more tasks I can do.
You're level up and get a skill points
which you can spend at the shrines.
Oh, okay.
I don't really actually know what she actually...
Level 2!
I don't know why all the time, do I?
Nice, Sword Mastery.
How many points?
I already have points in a lot of these.
Increased stamina, increased weapon damage, increased activation charge number.
Go to any road shrine to learn all right I got to find where the tree shrine is
Let me go up here I guess they're fishing I could go get the medicine now
FPS game showcase um I'm gonna chill on that bro I think I'm just gonna keep
playing this game to be real I mean I don't really care it shows you where
the shrines are a new story starts here and then Blackwater Hollow let me go
here first. I'll be back. Am I, am I go, can you not jump up here?
Oh yeah, you got it nice.
There's a huge war dog's announcement.
Oh, well, I'm gonna, bro, that's not the only game that fucking exists, so I'm gonna
play this and then go over to that.
Oh yeah, did this, did the audio go to shit here?
Or it's just really low?
Brother.
Hmm.
Oh, is it because I'm low life?
Ah, let me get to the shrine.
maybe it probably leveling up gives you full HP as well
oh can I eat stuff in my inventory no no no life this is just stamina yeah I have
no like food food
Perks. Max stamina. Learning advanced perks also progresses time. Some perks require reading
manual to make them available? I did notice that.
Oh, hold to learn for one. Is that for one night?
It's morning right now.
Sword mastery.
Oh no, that's just a skill point symbol.
Okay, I'm gonna get more stamina. Okay. Oh, that actually didn't give you shit. Uh-oh.
I need to get some HP. Fast travel storage. Interesting. I might just kind of follow the
main story path right now and then maybe I could also try to go here and get some
food to at the same time yeah maybe go we go right to obtain medicinal herbs complete
ruin you can crash strong consumables for the plague in crafting your inventory
Oh, here we go. Cantina water and plantain.
Entered on.
What was that?
What the hell?
What the hell? What the hell is going on in here? Oh my god. Oh, you can't go this way.
Are you okay?
I think he's just moving his furniture around.
Stam region, stam region.
All of it is stam region.
Dude!
I can probably cook a lot of stuff as well later on.
AHH!
There's gotta be something here.
Ordered up.
Oh.
So I'll make that sound.
Hello.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, what the hell?
Quest, lost confession, figurine of St. Jude and a razor.
Dear Lord and all the saints, my name is Ursula and I'm dying of the plague.
There is no one to tend me as all my family have died before me and there is no one to
take my last confession. So, being learned in the art of the letters, I commit my sins to paper in
the hope that you see, Lord, that I regret them and forgive me. I have many sins weighing all my
consciousness, all my conscience, but the greatest is this. There is a holy statuette in our church
and lastly, and it was said to be to do wonders. When the plague broke out, I stole hoping it
would save my loved ones, but the Lord must have seen through my witness and the holy figure
offered us no relief at all. My husband, sons and daughters succumbed to the illness one
after another and suffer greatly as I now suffer I wish fervently to return the
figurine to when she came she stole it the figurine returned to the church it was
a dying wish feels bad oh here we go
okay I gotta return the figurine for a quest I wonder where that is
Figuring of St. Jude. Does it tell you? I guess I have to find it. It's probably
somewhere in town. I gotta go. Can I read this again? Yeah, the church. I'll probably
end up there eventually. Unless it populates? Oh, it does populate. Oh yeah, it does populate it.
I'm gonna focus on getting the medicine for the mom
Copin ignored wasn't it interactable buddy
I swear to God where the fuck was the coffin
I'm listening to one guy inside it was interactable dude I swear to fucking God
Chad, you fucking 100% ass gamers, dude.
A Martin's Den.
That explains the noise.
What coffin are we speaking of?
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna right click a little more.
right clicks when you're in the area. Yeah, I think it's just worth doing it. It's right
there. Too late. I'll do it next time. Spoilers, when you play the game, look at the coffin.
Yeah, you definitely want to right click more to see the interactables toggle active abilities.
Oh, you can do that there.
Might be worth just going through the forest of it to get to places to just pick up some
berries to eat. Alright, we've made it to the town. If engaged, some activities will progress
time without your confirmation. Blinking time bar notifies about approaching such an activity.
It also shows the number of time segments that will be filled. Well, that's because I'm here.
I don't know yet, bro. I just started the game. I'm trying to get, like, situated. I have no opinion.
The story's intriguing. It's very, uh, life seems like shit.
it. Keep on looking, what? Uh oh. Oh god. What the hell is that?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to subtle you. It's alright. I just didn't expect anyone
to find me here is all I need your help listen I need your help it's about your
mother isn't it yes she's worse than ever seems like the herbs who gave us
earlier have stopped working she's not really talking anymore she refuses to
eat and princess is coming to mass tonight
is she drinking at least a little yes good I've got something that should
help her get through tonight's ordeal. Something stronger.
Oh, Cohen. We must be worried sick.
I am. I am. All of this it feels hopeless.
To be honest, it all feels pretty hopeless, you know?
To see my mother fall apart like that. To live under the frackier's yoke with no way out.
No one to save us. It can't carry on forever.
There are people beyond the mountains. When the plague washes over,
They'll come what will they find when they do I
Wish I had more words of comfort being the old wise woman that I am no it's all right
Let's
Let's just get the herbs come coming. It's good to see you again
Even on a day like this
On edge mass
Just makes people nervous
Oh, I'm gonna start walking slower.
No worries.
Ah, why does it the Brachyr's blood cure her?
Why doesn't the Brachia blood cure her like it did the others?
I remember people suffering from the plague with buboes the size of crab apples healed
in an instant.
BUBOES?!
I've often wondered about that too.
The Brachia blood.
It cures every disease, right?
Drink just a drop, and it's gone.
But Esme isn't sick.
It's her mind that's ailing.
So dark and troubled she won't even eat.
And so she grows weaker.
Can you help her?
You can help her, right?
Let's hope so.
Brew three scoops of this mixture with water that's hot, but not quite boiling.
Give it a dab of Formas, and then twice daily.
No, she doesn't eat anything.
Yeah, what were you doing earlier by the river? I'm on to you.
What were you doing earlier by the river?
How long were you there, watching me?
I just didn't want to interrupt you.
These are dangerous times to be so nosy, Cohen.
Even here?
Whoa!
With you?
Especially with me.
What if she doesn't want to drink the infusion?
What if she doesn't want to drink the infusion?
It's happened before.
Hmm...
Try distracting her.
Tell her a story.
Something from your childhood.
What?
Think it might help?
Yes, may.
She's tangled up in her own awful thoughts.
Unable to break free.
Your words.
They might bring her back.
If only for a spell.
how much for the year how much for the hopes
double the usual rate and afraid there are some rare ingredients here
I bright star flower I feel bad asking for money
especially from you especially now
oh shit why I didn't even check how much money I have
you know things are tight for us right now
Sorry, can't afford it
Wait really maybe she'll just give it to me
Nah, let's just go 5050 brother. Let's go 5050. You know things are tight for us. You're not the only ones
But guess I don't have quite as many mouths to feed as you do
Right pay me the usual nuts. I've done with it. I wouldn't want money to drive a wedge between us
Thank you. I appreciate it. Easy scale.
Storm. Look, it's raining already. Coming down in buckets. Maybe you'll stay a little longer then, until it clears.
Whoa!
We could practice your Latin again. We haven't for a while, and I've quite missed it.
Quit teacher's poor.
Whoa! And gladly I've missed it too.
I
Really have to go
You know what I could brush up on the Latin though I could brush up on the Latin
It's gonna be like where were you Pete where were you your mom
Bro mom is dying. Okay, I
Really have to go right of course. What am I thinking your mother go go?
Thank you again.
Yo!
Are you kidding?
You want to learn Latin?
Dude, she's like dying.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
Bruh!
I'm not raised!
I'm not raised!
You missed the lore?
Oh, yeah, full HP, nice.
How is Litter...
How is choosing the worst option?
This fucking guy.
This is my story, asshole.
Okay, it's an RPG.
Look my eyes are through!
Look my eyes are through!
Reload you monster!
Oh my god, what just happened?
Yeah, I I still I stuck it isn't it my computer
Oh, yeah, hold up. Let me just do this real quick.
Because true.
Where is this? Yes, yeah.
Because I'm also going to shut it off here.
Where is this?
Oh wait, did I break anything? Can you guys still hear me?
You guys can still hear me right? All right, we're good. Where was the audio
enhancements on this if there's some weird shit?
Spatial sound system.
I
Miss here we made it back
Later later when when we stand a chance
We're losing time you know it I've spoken my mind I
I
But what's not
Cowan you're old man sure got up on the wrong side of bed today. Hey screw you Vlad asshole
What was that about nothing yeah, sure
Did you do what I asked
Answer my question, dad!
Here are the herbs from Anka.
Answer me, dad. What does Vladimir want?
To do something foolish.
Meaning...
We'll talk later.
We'll open the kids over here.
Uh-oh.
Here. New blend.
Anka said it should help.
It did better.
Let's go inside.
She told you, hey Brutum, she's fever.
She did.
Yes.
Then get to work.
Oh shit, what did she say?
Oh fuck bro, you gotta remember that ship out?
I think she said use hot water, don't let it boil.
Oh fuck. Dude, no way. No way.
I
Write this down in my journal. Can I access the journal here? Are you serious?
Okay
Yeah, he even eyeballed it.
Just needs a moment to steep.
Let's wait then.
Afterwards we'll go practice a little.
There we go.
Mom, are you drinking that, Mom?
Sounds good.
Has it got something to do with Vlad?
Oh, shit.
You know what?
Sounds good.
It does.
It does.
I feel guilty about mom, the bruise should be ready now.
I think the bruise all right to drink now.
Good.
Sit up, Esme.
No.
No.
Not this again.
I'll tell you a story.
How about I tell you a story?
Remember how I used to have nightmares when I was little?
All in tears, crawling into your bed, and you'd hug me close, stroke my hair, and hum that song.
How did it go?
Little angel up in the sky, little angel no need to cry
Little angel, that's too much rain. Little angel, not again.
Little angel, up in the sky.
Ah, damn. Drink.
Just like that. Yeah.
You rest now
Don't wake you up from us. Let's go
Yo mass sounds like it's gonna be the event
Dad if you want to talk about this bro looks like you're barely holding on brother
Dad if you want to talk about this
don't
Follow me
Okay, train with Peter, follow Peter.
Vladimir.
Oh shit.
I don't know my house yet.
I do not know the layout of my house.
There we go.
Oh shit the bunny dude. Oh my god
So nice training ground
All right, let's start hold on I
Oh, whoa, I swear the flickering just came back. Oh, no
Okay, some attacks can't be blocked
I yield
Dude, I've lost every fight on this difficulty
We just die
What the hell dad?
You came at me like you wanted to kill me. All right, that's what happens in a fight
You remember this and everything else I showed you today. Can you finally tell me what this is all about?
Come on. Let's sit down
Oh
soon
What does he want from you to lead the men from our village back to the silver mines fight away
You know, this is a bad idea, brother.
This is a bad idea, father.
They need your military experience of plant this plant is crazy. We'll never win. That's about time we stand up for ourselves
Yeah, we're fucked I don't believe I don't believe
This is mad. As soon as we're inside the mines, Princess will come after us.
My thoughts, exactly.
I just need more time with the combat.
The Reckier's soldiers. A hundred men armed to the teeth, stationed just up the pass.
So you said no.
You know what Princess is capable of. How he treats the weak.
We've given mother the herds, so she'll live through us.
Hopefully, but the next Sunday.
And the one after, I told Vladimir I needed time to think it over.
Consider the consequences.
I'm sorry, son.
What are you sorry for? Whatever you decide you can count on me, so I have no say over what happens next.
I wanted a good life for you better than the one I had at least but here we are cattle
for the Rikiri father but here we are cattle for the Rikiri you know about we're following
dad dude you got a family of six that's just difficult whatever you decide you
can count on me I know we're done here and there's still time before mass go
make yourself useful but get home before dusk
I'll wait with you skip time until the mass see you then I
Wonder if I can see you then and then train with Peter
Right isn't that its own thing
See you then dad
Yeah, I can do some side stuff charge man, and you have found a manual readers make your a new perk or ability
I had to mention this. Use. Unlocks a new ability when I go and level up. Have these mushrooms
I cannot eat yet. Has anything happened in the FPS game show? Probably nothing right?
dealing damage and stunning a target and everyone on your way
yeah actually let me see if I can craft anything I don't have anything yet
All right. Go back to Peter, wait till mass, and then there's a bunch of side stuff. And
then you can only fast travel at shrines. Okay, so I can do some of these. Return the
figurine oh that's what was over there deep dive into space Tarkov later this
month oh shit really
what up everybody hello hello I might go drop this off real quick might as
as well. Find some HP later. I think they let me through here.
All right.
Wait a minute. I have to come here to return the figurine, but this is also where mass
This is going to be held.
Whoa!
Go on up, go on up, just hear a little early.
Oh, this guy, Florin?
to seek in yas branches tonight no I was just I was passing by he's different
well unsettling but unless you wrong him you have nothing to fear oh shit the
I figured I'd think this belongs here.
This figurine.
I think it belongs here.
Ah, Jude the Apostle.
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes.
Where did you find it?
Ursula's house.
She... she died inside, trapped.
Her plague must have killed her whole family too, so no one ever buried her.
Ah, yes, those were dark times, weren't they?
It's still those dark times.
Of course
Thank you for your service father
My mother can she skip mass I wanted to talk to you about my mother of course. Maybe you'll say yes
Does she need counsel? No
She needs rest
We'd like her to stay home tonight
A good shepherd needs to know his flock
If he doesn't see one of the sheep is limpy
How is he to find the thorn in its hoof?
Okay, man. Lots of no.
You fear for her.
Long way of saying no.
But once you accept that her fate is not yours to control,
all your worries shall dissipate like morning mist.
What's the use of anxiety over things one has no say over?
Either they will happen or they won't.
How can you serve a Brachia?
You like serving a monster?
Ah, a common misconception.
I serve the people as I did before.
There is always the shepherd, and there are always sheep.
He drinks our blood.
I?
And we drink his, such is our covenant.
young perhaps you don't remember how it was before under skender you'd wonder
who's the monster then skender was the king I'll be on my way that scene he
must have been
I just owned me in dialogue
Fuck man, alright, fuck off, okay, okay, touche, touche, touche.
You're playing this but not KCD too?
Bro, this guy, both are fucking yapping simulators. They're both RPGs.
This is just the new yapping simulator, okay? Relax.
Halloween reviews are not looking good, really.
You know, has any asymmetrical or like 1v whatever game actually got in good reviews?
They're usually like never fully cooked, but they're like kind of just fun little multiplayer
experiences that are scuffed.
Only DVD?
Like, yeah.
I've gotta catch Vassal and tell him to piss off.
I must've missed that one.
Wait, it disappeared.
Vassal.
My mouse goes crazy every time I get out of my,
the menu, it's weird.
It's over here.
Where's this guy?
Who the hell is Vassal?
Is this dude actually running?
Is that him?
Did I miss it?
Who is this guy?
Aw, he's a little shit in the village.
AY!
What the hell?
YOW!
SHIT!
Vassil!
Had enough?
You're gonna leave me be now.
Or else what?
Hey!
Oh my god!
What is your problem?
Just what is your problem, Vassil?
Oh, Bugger off.
Honestly, I'm intrigued.
What did I ever do to you?
I said, Bugger off.
You dead? Like your mom?
Oh my god.
My mother is sick, bruh.
My mother is sick, yeah.
You find that funny or something?
Got under your skin, did I?
Are you gonna cry now?
Dude, isn't Mirazan his voice changes?
I've wasted enough time on you already.
Oi, what's going on here?
Nothing, pup.
Don't you give me that shite land
We had a little disagreement it's nothing oh
It's nothing really if it weren't my son we're talking about I believe you I
Tried my best to bring him up. I should have told his dad. I should have told his dad
That'll show me nice.
Really? I got fine.
Oh.
Alright then.
Okay.
What?
Witcher 3 DLC?
Pretty much.
I said take off your shirt you take this switch Cohen and you work him as hard as you can
So we'll remember to stay away from good folks, like yourself.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Um, you know, all right.
Don't be shy now.
You'll be a father one day too.
Maybe soon. You ought to know how to give a good thrashing. Believe me, it's true what they say.
Spare the rod. Spoil the child. Please. No.
You've shut your mouth, Vassal. Take it like a man. Go on, Koa. Tilly bleach.
Oh my god!
I can't!
Give Basil a beating?
Holy shit, dude.
Yo, he was an asshole, but damn.
I mean, shit, dude.
Do it, pussy!
Don't wait!
Watch him, watch him be like...
He's gonna like stab me at the end,
forever when you hit me with a fucking stick.
And then the credits are gonna end.
It's for his own good.
It's a video game, boys.
It's a video game.
Okay, we can see the consequences of doing this in a video game format.
Oh my God, wait, what the fuck?
It's not working.
I thought this was fresh.
I thought this was fresh.
Hold on.
It's not working.
Dude.
That's a lot of lessons.
This, this doesn't work.
There's another problem.
Sorry about that.
I guess cause and effect.
Vassar, maybe you're such a fucking mouth now, maybe?
I mean if you're done talking shit this fucking guy I hope you learn something yo
what do you why you literally opened your mouth in my direction and started
out of shit lady I don't want to do this but you realize time is currency in
this game right I hope you learned something today well I've learned all
I needed too long ago don't gloating leave me be then
Okay
Well, fucker opened up a dynamic quest himself and now he's he's sad because of the consequences oh good bro. I
Was just walking around the village and he started talking shit and they might fall his father
If I got them that's not my fault. I was just chillin dude. I'm looking for mushrooms. I'm dying
Yeah before I do this let me just go in the forest and like find a berry so I
don't hear a heartbeat. I've been blow-aged tree for a while. There might be
like a random that berry or some shit. I don't have nothing to craft right now.
I still can't craft that.
Can I scan for berries?
Yeah, I think you can do that. You need to do that pretty often here.
You have a bunch of food homie, bro. All these forest gamers thinking I have food when I don't.
Where the fuck do you see the food, bro? What do you want me to do here?
You can't just eat this random shit.
Consumables, it's all STAM consumables.
Ingredients, trade goods, maybe I can, maybe I can go, you can probably go to like a campfire and cook the meat.
It's either that or I just look for some berries just to quickly heal this HP.
What is this?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God!
Help!
Guards!
Guards!
What the fuck?
No! No!
Guards!
What the hell are you kids?
Are you kidding, dude?
Are you kidding?
Buddy, go call the damn guards dude, go!
Oh wait, they fucked up.
During your adventures you were getting ashes of many amazing abilities?
Press tab.
Yeah, I don't have shit yet.
Oh wait, I do have something.
Oh, this is where I got sunscreen to make the vulnerable to active abilities.
I did have one.
Yay!
Oh
Did I don't want to start stealing shit unless there's their food around here. Oh
You can loot all the crates
All right, can you just loop the random food in this you just loop the random shit
I wonder if that overlapped rotten apples.
I'm just going to people's houses.
Is there no like a law system you can just kinda- oh this is my house.
Oh god.
Shut it out.
Sorry.
That's my house by the way.
Delicious. Alright, let's go.
I'm just kind of doing some side quests right now. Although a little of me knows that I
will like not beat this game it takes a lot for me to stream beating an RPG it
does it takes a lot I feel like I should just focus on the main story
How could this happen?
What happened? Oh, shit.
Oh no.
Oh no, I haven't looked yet.
Krina? What happened?
Oh Lord, who would have done such a thing?
A little grandstand's grave.
It was. But look at it now!
Oh, all my work yet. He didn't deserve this. No peace for my sweet boy. Not even in death.
What happened? When did this happen?
Must have been last night. Yesterday. Everything was as it should be. But why?
Huh. His shroud's been sliced open. Did you bury anything with Quiet? Anything valuable?
Yes. A silver crucifix. But it was tiny, the size of a fingernail. Would anyone stoop
so low?
That's the only thing that comes to mind.
To rob a dead boy. I can't believe it.
Yeah, what the hell?
I can look for Kvyat's pendant.
Oh, Cohen.
I don't want to burden you.
Your mother, your siblings, they need you.
Remember my little brother, Alan?
He's buried here too.
I thought that this could happen to him.
What I'm trying to say, Queena,
is that I know how you must be feeling.
Oh!
And this is the very least I can do.
Thank you.
But be careful, please. The person who did this, clearly, they've got no sense of right
or wrong, no fear of God.
Of course. I'll tread lightly.
Yeah, this game is very depressing and like, shit sucks ass. You live in fucking shacks,
Everything smells like shit.
There's no internet.
There's a fucking vampire overlord
who sees you all as food.
And you eat
nothing good.
And yeah, life's sex balls.
Yep, basically medieval times.
Ish.
Worse, there's a plague
abound.
No blankies.
disease no hot shower I have to inspect the grave
ah clay like red soil here
Oh boy. Footprints, right next to Kvyat's grave. Bigger than creamers, too.
Yeah, that's a human.
The wet soil stuck to the souls of the robbers. Burned out torch.
That's how they do the witcher senses.
Let's see, follow the robbers tracks using focus mode.
back down the grave robber. Wait, reddish mud? Like clay?
Oh, there's this shrine I did not go to. I need to do that.
Oh my.
Oh! Wait, oh god. That apparently was stealing.
Nothing else. Oh god, I don't know if they noticed. Oh shit. Yep, long load.
The tracks. This guy? No way.
Way
Greetings, Rainer
Well, it's been a while anything I can help you with
Show me a ways those apples for sale away all means won't be able to eat them all by myself. That's for sure
Bro selling a bunch of stuff in this game sell all junk. Oh, there we go 230
Wardog servers are live, dude, I know, I know.
I definitely lost this way, nevermind.
All right, soil stands out.
Hmm.
Right here there's something.
Oh, this is... you do...
Looks like the damage is recent too broken shovel looks like the damage is
recent too those really good at inspecting shovels same color as the soil
from the cemetery it does add up next to costal shed everything does add up
I don't think this is his shed. This is more like his house. Wait, right next to his shed?
Is this the fucking shit?
I like actually in this shed right here.
Am I tripping, boys?
Do I steal it?
I just just, do I look inside?
If you won't need these onions anyways.
It kind of does look like he maybe went down this path.
Search his shed.
I don't see anything.
There was something inside
I might just steal all his shit
Are we gonna end up killing this guy anyways?
Dude, I'm hungry
I should look around inside it looks like wait a minute was that there's like something
here. Oh my god there it is. Found it.
Hey what the hell are you doing here?
Coastal calm down it's me. Calm down I already stole all your stuff.
What are you doing here? I'm looking for a grave robber.
Looking for a grave robber? Looks like I found him too.
Yeah we'll just be honest. We should have kept your nose out of this one
coming. Oh here we go, here we go. Oh, he just keep...
Yo, what? How you throw punches?
Whoa, whoa, now stop it! What's going on here?
Wait, it's Vlad. I found him sneaking around, snooping.
Oh that raises questions our grants and I need for a beating go outside
My apologies co-in what costles like temper like a budger
This guy was in on it
Is he a great Robert to that shovel is a yours that shovel outside
Did you see it?
What a weird question why there's red mud on it same soil as by the church
Cohen I meant to talk to you about all this, but you can be so straight-lay some parts
How about we have a drink hmm some silivates to calm the nerves
Huh
Why is he why is he acting weird
did you do it did you do it did you rob fiat's grave I always admired that about
you Cohen how you care for others stand up for him did you or was it costal hey
yo romans man ronk romans thank you bro you don't gotta do that brother
What's weird is this is the dude that dad the dad is believing in leading everybody
and he has triple low ski pants and fucking 1700 or wherever the fuck this game
takes place I think he's a time traveler and yeah that's trying to get me
drunk not in the mood answer me he's wearing Adidas he just like your old man
1400 listen friend these are trying times and there are hard choices to make
and I made mine so it was you I'm not proud of it but yeah why do you think
cream has suffered enough don't you think we all have things need to change I
don't get it why why would you do something like that how does the saying
go hey pictures worth a thousand words come over here
hey yo thank you crypto what are you talking about what did you steal thank
man what do you see a button a bent spoon and the little cross from creates
grave all made out of silver it's the only thing the vrachyri fear our only
chance of beating oh the little boys dead coming streaming a harp on the cloud
crucifix is now used to him now but we can melt it down cast into our heads
fight for our freedom damn that's where you found it that seems like an
extreme way my father told me you approached him my father told me you
approached him he'd be a great recruit to the cause freedom cause you like the
ring of these lofty words don't you how about orphans how about widow you like
the sound of that too. We die either way. Suck dry, or fighting.
Princesses men suspect something. They accosted me earlier by the stream. Asked what my father
was up to. All the more reason to act swiftly there.
You think this little pendant will make a difference? You really think this little
pendant is gonna make princess wet his pants no you're right we need more much
more has heavy witcher DNA ramen yeah what they're guarded day and night yes
by turn coats you deserve to die and then what you pelt princess's castle
with raw or we smelt it first of course one of us is a blacksmith see
be thoughts of everything why take a small cross if you get your eyes on the
mines I don't get it why take a small cross when you've already got your eyes
on the mines crushing and smelting the oil will take time and we need the
silver right now don't look surprised the fights already started in
Why didn't you tell me any of this earlier?
He didn't really know him.
You're gonna get us all killed.
Well, we disagree, which happens even among the best of friends, but
Whatever you may think I
Need you to keep your mouth shut about all this otherwise. I'm good as bed
You know what? I'm gonna go full believer mode. I believe fuck the vampires fuck the Bacchuri
I'm not gonna doubt the plan. This is gonna be a full blown. I'm on board
All right anything for the cause
play through all right I'll keep this between us good what will you tell
Kroona something I don't know thank you for my own sake and for the whole valley
God you can be such a shithead sometimes you'll get over it everything done
wrong it's all for the cause friend soon we'll have our dignity back
This ain't different than the witcher this fucking guy
Master Stottington
There's fucking guy over here buddy, what do you even say man? What do you even say dude?
Are those onions overlapping
Yeah, what are you even talking about bro?
Oh god, I'm sorry.
Anything for the cause.
The people of the village will understand it's for the greater good.
It's gone. Back already.
Yes. And with empty hands, I'm afraid.
Ah, it's alright. You try it at least.
Oh, Kv'et. Maybe it's better you're gone.
To live in this world among monsters, it would have brought you nothing but suffering.
before you go could you please
rebury him i drew it myself but
look at my hand it won't be long before i
drink fat here oh god of course i really
need to go flock
look at my hands
and we're he lied about the kid
shit
the asshole play through
I really have to get going now, I'm afraid.
Of course, I'll ask someone else.
Go and fare you well.
Fare you well.
What do you mean?
What do you mean quest complete chat? What are you though? What are you? What are you?
Wow? Okay. These motherfuckers love the RPG. Oh my God, man, they have a thousand endings.
Oh my God. And then you all want to do the same fucking choice when it's a two choice
50 50. Get the fuck out of here. Oh my God, there's only there's 999 endings,
not 1000 fucking lying devs.
Oh my god, why didn't you choose what I chose?
Let's get that HP, but I'm gonna need that shite.
Oh my god.
All right, we're gonna go.
fine why are we doomed first tax actually not way hold on tax I was just
I thought it was my house.
Gremler? What happened?
Wow.
Princess needs us alive it's just a piece of cloth wait can you side with the
rakeers too this sounds like yeah true princess needs us alive he will
Princess needs us alive. Much like we need a doctor.
No, but he will make me pay. He'll find a way.
Who took it? Oh, not to eat you scoundrels!
Look at that lot.
Cowards. All of them.
When Kinya's Princess demanded the village made a new banner for the church.
No one was willing to.
They all feared they'd displease him somehow as if ignoring the frekiers wishes would be any better
So I took it upon myself to protect the village save you all from the kinyaz's wrath
Each night I weaved it knot by knot and look how my neighbors repaid me
Oh my god, yo, this yo, this bill is sucks ass man. Everyone's a piece of shit. I mean I kind of I mean no
This is why we're going rebellion mode
What does it look like?
What for?
The banner's gone up checked. Maybe there's some evidence
clues
My eyes aren't as keen as they used to be
Maybe I missed something go right in Cohen
Then if you work out who did it you come right back to me lad or else I'm good
as dead. Oh shit. Alright I feel like it was one of these acting like they don't
know. Let me see what do we have here.
The pegs are broken. Someone must have yanked the banner off the loom in a hurry.
I saw footsteps over here.
The banner off the loom.
Piece of cloth
Blunt
I
Piece of cloth
Oh, what the fuck? Oh, I thought it auto ended when you did all the clues. Nope
Where did this lead at this point? I'm just stealing everything. I think I went down this way
I think anyone you can talk to is yellow
These things you'll do all as well
Hardly you see myself by any chance the one with the spot on her back
No, I can't say I did sorry
Is she missing?
No, sure is took away out under that fence. I go looking for her were it not for my armo
Boy's got a fever. I've got to take care of him. I slightly say he never rains but it pause
Say, yeah, would you mind looking for it? I'd make it worth your while. You want me to go find your pig? I
Got a second. I got errands to run a few errands to run. No, I understand. Thanks for checking in on me anyway
Buddy
This needed it needed its own specific inspection
Don't do what to be grim this
whole
As if left by a stick
or a cane
So it's so many walks with a cane
and has an injured hand
An injured hand
search for villagers while walking canes using walking mode okay really so what
are these motherfuckers with a cane in the village wait was it one of those
people right there? Did I look right at him? Did he have a cane? It looked like he was
just holding nothing.
Bro, no one has a cane here.
You don't seem to be bothered by her misfortune.
You don't seem too bothered by her misfortune.
I've got enough of my own to worry about.
Can I see your hands?
How's old age treating you, Aloys? No problems with your hands?
What the hell are you talking about?
You haven't got hurt recently, but cut your fingers.
What? You take me for an old clout like Otaker, Scram Land.
Or you'll see I'm still strong enough to give you a good walk. Oh
My way then go do something useful for a change
All right, we gotta go find the villager with the cane, I guess he's not really in the area. It's gotta go find him I
I don't think it's one of those quests where you actually... yeah, I need to actually...
Who the hell's got a cane around here?
This might take a bit.
It's kind of like a...
Where is Waldo type quest?
with Atacar. Yeah, he does it. You need to attack the soldiers to progress. I don't think
That's correct, man.
Oh, it's this guy right here.
Good day to you, Oscar.
Greetings, Cohen. What is it?
What a bane.
Know anything about Gremlins banner?
No, I didn't find it yet.
No.
The mass is tonight.
That while you come to me,
think I've got something to do with it.
Depends, you walk with the cane?
You walk with the cane, Otaka?
Huh? No?
Huh?
No.
It wasn't you.
Who do you think you are, huh?
I should have a word with your old man.
Tell him you're pestering people.
Ask him needless questions.
Just like that nosy hag, Dana.
You better trot along, Cohen.
Now.
OK, bro.
Oh! Speak with Donna. Horrible investigation.
I should have stole his shit.
I should have.
people grave robbing each other in the village not trusting each other
I wish that it were.
You know anything about the banner?
Ah, Tamar on Amusha, yes.
For sure.
have taken it. What do I know, Cohen? I barely even leave the house these days. Ah, you enjoy
being young lad. Even now, amidst all this. I think you know something about all this.
This is important. If the ban is still missing by sundown, Gremlo will be in deep trouble.
She will, won't she? Oh, what wretched times we're living. Go check on Premisil, Cohen.
He had a hand in this, I'm sure of it.
What makes you think so?
Dude!
The other day I noticed he was off.
All brooding and gloomer.
So, I asked him what's wrong.
Can't stand the Bakiri.
Destocrating our church, he said.
Something's got to be done about this.
And soon.
Thank you, Dana.
You did the right thing, letting me know.
Time will tell, lad.
Time will tell.
Yeah, we're on his side.
Fuck the Bakiri, bro.
Fuck him.
Assholes.
All men and women of age are to be a church at dusk.
I get it, bro. I get it.
I get it.
They all have- all the females have the same hair- hairstyle, it seems like.
I get it, bro. You wanna fuck about, man?
Man, have we talked for a while?
Not at all, lad.
What brings you here?
Oh, shit.
Of course. Bad news travels fast. Poor woman.
No nothing about it.
No? Why would I?
It was G-Sync Elysium's.
Is that your cane? Why?
What's so interesting about it?
Depends. Use it often.
I do. To lean on when I walk.
And to tan hides when occasion calls for it.
I know you stole the banner probably to be Lelis.
I see you had your hand.
With this?
Just an old man being clumsy.
How did it happen?
I appreciate the concern, Cohen, but no need to trouble yourself with my health.
If it's making me skip time, it is this guy.
Listen, I know it was you.
Leave me alone. Just go.
Who ever stole it hurt their hand doing so and walked with a cane bring any bells
So you work for the Vrakiri now too, eh?
They send you
Nobody sent me
Just trying to make sure we don't anger brensis idiot because if we do then we'll be consequences
Return the banner
Sooner the better
No, I'd rather die buddy then join the resistance with Vladimir
Come on man, I need to tell gremlin do you now?
But why?
Princess won't let it slide if the banner isn't there for mass. He'll kill someone
He'll kill someone anywhere. Don't you see? They want us make
helpless we need to draw a line maybe but not here not over a piece of cloth
but it's more than that come take a look
what do you mean
this is what princess wants to hang over the altar where the Holy Cross used
to be. Don't you see? If we agree to this, if we bow our heads under this abomination,
there is no hope for any of us. Oh my god. There are better ways to confront the Rikiri.
There are better ways to confront the Rikiri. For you maybe, but aren't you all to take
up a sword against them? Stealing the banner, it'll show Brensis that there are some
things even he can't take away from us. Corrin I beg of you don't tell anyone.
The thing is like we are gonna we
No man, we can't. We can't. Maybe you're right.
Maybe. Maybe you're right. I don't know.
But I do. Never be more certain of anything long as I live. You fear for others. I understand. But if we don't fight, if we just obey, we are all doomed.
I'll leave you be, Premsel. Whatever you do next, it's on your conscience, not mine.
Wait. Take this, please.
I don't want anything!
i won't be needing it princess's men will find me sooner or later go now i may the one true god
watch over you and your family today is almost over you have only one time seven left before
the blood mass begins he gave me an amulet
Oh, Max health.
Nice.
Report Premzla de Gremla, or keep it secret.
So, you know what, technically I am going greater good because we lied to the lady about
the grave digging and now we're gonna keep the secret so we are kind of micro working
to eventually take out yeah I'm gonna I'm not gonna report it cause then she might you
know it's kind of like we're doing like a little we're slowly building up for the main
fight that we're probably gonna definitely lose or keep his secret I guess I
get to account tell her just uh you know any look going you find out who did
I'm not gonna tell her it was g-sync next one I'm not gonna tell her
why why you're gonna doom her bro we literally didn't give the cross-pendent
back to the grandma for the fight against the the vampires and now he did this
to show some resistance against the vampires so if I tell him
premise all did it it doesn't make sense this is different
but did it kill the grandma though
No, I'm sorry.
Don't be. You tried, at least. Other people, they've put me on the back, can misarray it, but deep down, they're glad.
Glad?
glad. Rikiri, they itch to kill. If it weren't me, they'd find someone else, some other
reason. You go to your family, Cohen. You cherish every moment you have with them,
happy or bitter and grandma leave me alone now please oh god oh god check over to play
the motherfucking game yourself alright you motherfucka okay
yeah we could have told her okay happy ass endings and shit
let's see what happens like this it's like the obvious choice
that guy wanted me to find his pig so what's this mission
for me. I do it myself but if I don't pick up the hay today it'll go all moldy.
I can take a look.
Sure, I can take a look.
Oh, I knew I could count on you, old Peter raised you well.
Lizard took a cart with him, a small two-wheeler. You find it, it means my brother's somewhere near.
Got it, look for the wheel trunks. Wish me luck.
Thanks, man. This is the last thing we can do until I think the prologue is over.
What the hell? Dude's talking to ghosts.
Pick up everything. Everything, everything.
Let's find this guy's brother.
Even the music is the same as the Witcher.
Yeah, I mean it definitely has a lot of the, you can see the similarities but it's different
brother.
It's different.
Okay.
Alright, well...
Is it the same composer?
Alright, we made it.
Oh yeah, I was here earlier. Oh shit.
I did repeat the ball the bug the bug the czar Microsoft actually passed cloud limits
yeah in preparation for a new tier of cloud gaming have you noticed hot weather is expensive
as fuck now? I'll find Xbox to ultimate, ultimate, and get unlimited streaming. Wait, is this
the same quest? Oh. Oh, this is a cozy tree. That sounded like a bear. Oh, God. I totally
missed his tracks. I did not see his tracks by the way. Oh here we go.
Oh, oh shit. You know what? I need some practice with combat. Oh that looked like I could loot
That's why I went there.
Oh, shit.
Come on, man! Come on, man!
Who's first? Who's first?
Oh, shit!
There!
Holy shit, I'm getting on.
How do I do this?
Oh
Shit
My torch what's this bag actually wield this
Mr. Torch? Oh, that's a spool of thread. Let's get a sauce. Blind you can. Oh yeah, wait,
You have to quick-slot it to four as well.
Oh no.
He's dead?
God, not from the fall.
Someone killed him.
Shit.
It's about to start. Oh
Dude I'm in the middle of I'm in a cave
I don't think there's a way out this way by the way it looked like it was a drop-down and I can't jump back up
I'm going to be late for mass.
Let's just be a way out.
Yeah, I wonder how this game mechanic works.
Like I'm late and I can continue the side missions.
Skeleton of a dog. Or a wolf, maybe?
Long dead. Must have fallen down here too, a long back. And what's that?
Byte marks.
Byte marks?
Play tablets. Covered in weird symbols.
I can sell that that looked like something I could wear
Who's that whoa, you know in a way this game
Never mind, what do we have here?
centuries old centuries I'll found the loot stash
sarcophagus just like this one here is the puzzle I know
Now, we've been tearing out the hair.
These must be her braces.
Tucked right under her head.
Maybe they're still there.
Bracers.
Tucked under her head.
And, badly charred too.
this all soldiers I didn't look anything like the nights we've got today
why is the sky red the woman at the front she's got the air of leader is this
This was just like in our backyard near our village.
Really.
I don't think this is a puzzle.
I could just read all that to see, but maybe...
Uh-oh.
Oh, gosh
Check the top of the coffin for the bracers
See it at all. I'm listening like super
It did look like I was supposed to be here, but you have to open it somehow. Oh
It was just where you loot it from
Wow
What the hell is this?
Oh, he's shaking. He's been waiting thousands of years for this.
Oh, fuck.
An appropriate response?
Ow.
out
I just there at their home up damn stamina fucking sucks ass dude
can't use during combat
Damn, you can't follow up.
It actually seems very strong.
Oh nice.
Let me turn the directional indicators on for now.
And it's still dualist mode.
New sword.
I'll shut them off after.
I don't think that's what the problem is.
I still just need more time with the game.
Especially with the way I just need to do more combat.
not that deep. Alright nice. It does feel a little witchery but it doesn't really matter.
Apparently this game is very good with controller.
You're fucking kidding.
I gotta go back.
I'm gonna come back out.
Alright, we're good.
Oh shit.
DADDY BODY!
DADDY BODY!
I'm out. Okay.
dude I got stuck I should have crouched thank God didn't think I'd see the
lights of day again ruins walking bodies
for you one believe me
dude I'm late for mass huh time for mass already why you here all dude I'm
coming I'm going out I know I'm running late okay okay sorry sorry
She didn't deserve this.
How could that?
Oh my god.
What?
Oh god.
Oh wait no, that's the banner shit, right?
Oh yeah, whoops.
listen it was a sacrifice for the greater good the vrkir are very strong
okay life already sucked ass your father um I was wondering to the two of you
talk earlier we did yeah and which way is he leading
Uh, honestly, I don't know.
He could go either way.
Maybe seeing the vracky area lap about blood will help him make up his mind.
Tomorrow, Princess will be on the other side of the valley along with his retina.
Couldn't ask for a better opportunity.
Talk to your father after that, convince him.
Craig gave me the go ahead.
It's time to act.
Craig?
oh shit talk with the villagers sitting the pew next to Peter and ask me
hey y'all vassal are you healing once it beat me again get in the line oh shit
I'm gonna eat it'd be nice if this game just auto bound all the food instead
of needing to keep binding like two fucking veggies you keep getting you
know what I mean it does oh my dinner like I just had those berries in a
dinner where's the fan at Vlad Peter and ask me I don't think I had though these
are like items these are vendor items let me talk to him just sit down okay okay okay
oh shit sorry dad fucking hates me I did not know sister gremla well we
exchanged greetings I took her confession once or twice still her death pains me
greatly. As I'm sure it pains all of you. Arc Nya's princess too was pained. He entrusted
Gremla with an important task and she failed him. May her passing be not in vain. Let
Did it be a lesson to us all?
Oh God, oh God.
The Kinyaz loves us. Yes, just like our father above. And so he admonishes
disciplines.
We are
Such is our nature. Hence we need a shepherd
This is sick.
This is sick!
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Okay, I am saying, you know,
work and fuck the ma-
Vakir, we're trying to, we're trying to fuck everybody up.
Nah, she died
because of the path we're going,
so I have to say it.
This is sick!
This is sick.
Oh, I thought he was gonna yell it out.
I know many of you will resent our Cineas Brensis, for he drinks our blood, but isn't
the shepherd to be rewarded for his care?
Isn't he to be fed?
Remember the times before his coming?
Plague, war, famine, death round every corner.
In years, Princess heard our cries, our helpless bleeding, and he came to our aid. Healed us.
Yes, he drinks our blood, and we drink his. We nourish Princess, and he protects us from harm.
Such is the nature of our sacred covenant.
May it last forever
May it forever endure
Hold on hold on remain silent may it forever endure
Hold on I I'm gonna remain silent here. I agreed. I agreed. I
Don't think it matters to
Let us rise! Let us greet our savior, our Knyaz! Our father's representative in this
veil of tears. Welcome Knyaz, Brensys! I thank you for all that you do.
Oh, I know. I thought it was showing up. He definitely is. It'll be over soon.
He's showing up here. Oh fuck. He's checking on his flock.
Uh-oh.
The gang.
Come, let's hope for you, let's hope for you.
Come, let's hope for you, let's hope for you.
Everybody is going to die.
Omnia tua donna tibirredemus, bide en obisicutexte bibimus.
True power can be alarming.
Those who fear it tremble.
Bro!
But those who accept it are blessed.
Don't do it.
Wait, I missed the plan.
What is the plan? Vlad's going?
The mom's not crazy she's just like mentally sick
And has the plague
I don't think it will cure her I think she's already drinking before
Yeah, only Cure's physical ailments, not ailments of the mind.
You'll be fine.
I want to die.
No, okay, next.
I'm sorry.
Well, okay, next.
Sir...
...weak, thin-blooded.
It appears this herd shall soon meet Culling.
Monster!
What did you just say?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Offend me ever again, young man. And you shall find out I truly am one.
Oh my God, they are just assembled.
the
this game's cutscenes feel like they more have inconsistent fps
the lock 30
What's going on we're going to the mines we'll fly than the others we'll post a guard at the entrance and get to work
We have as much silver ore as we can before brentzis realizes what's going on
Oh
Oh shit.
The resistance.
Almost over chat. I got a piss so bad. Damn. It's already four o'clock the hell happened
See it goes from like 60 to 30 together
Oh
Oh
Shit
What?
British men! They're coming!
What?
Our man, he said men lie.
Shut the doors quick.
Shit, we need to go deeper down.
Hide!
He's panicking.
They'll surround us when we starve.
No, we stand our ground.
Castell, Lyos, you're with me.
Vlad, take Ludwig.
Form a second line of defence behind us.
Oh, shit.
Cohen, I'll draw his attention away from you.
I came here to fight.
Please, this one time. Do what you're all about to do.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Goan, are you alive?
Thank God.
No way, this sketchy shit-
No, no, don't sit up yet.
I'm not done dressing you in.
There's something-
There's a wound.
Yeah, your chest.
Don't you feel it?
Jesus.
Dead.
All of them.
Dead.
Well.
His eyes are different colors.
before I continue I just got a piss hold up
I
Let's see, let's see he'd never leave me I've got to find him
Help me up.
You sure you can walk?
You will indeed.
You look pretty bad.
I'll crawl if I have to.
We need to find him and get back to Lazliya before...
Oh, God.
My mother.
Lunker.
There's no time.
I don't, Lunker.
Janna.
They must be worried sick.
Help me find her.
You'll see.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
You'll see.
I...
No!
I think he actually...
He actually got, uh, bit now.
What else could this be?
right what else
bro i don't need the torch i don't know where the fuck the torch even is i'd like to look for that
shit
good guy
I
Bunch of random blade abandoned could have been pietus
I don't know. I don't know there's something about this black guy. Just don't trust him
Look over there Ludwig
Oh my god, this Ludwig is alive, but Jesus, Jesus fucking Christ
Let's lift the beam
Let's lift the beam. It's too heavy. You won't be able to give me a hand
Three
Shit
Catch ribs, swimming, gurgling blood.
Oh shit, he's not gonna make it.
Coin, ow, the fuck here.
My father, did you see him?
Nothing, nothing.
He won't get it out of there.
He's gone already.
Fuck.
Fuck!
shit man happy with your rebellion now
the princess literally said he was gonna call us okay it's not his fault okay
we had to do something we had to do something eventually we were getting we
were just like a ticking time bomb of death hey this isn't your fault sure
feels like it. He might come. I talked him into it. Let's go. Your father. I'm sure he's
here somewhere. Go on, Ludwig.
Wait, Starcraft 2 site is lagging? No way. Yeah, I'm playing this on a 5090. What do
you mean, Shrek? Blizz teasing something? Starcraft site is glitching? Get the fuck
out of here brother dude why is everything flickering since i bought this fucking tv i mean this computer
what's up with the flickering theme is this my pc or is this is this real are you kidding me you're
telling me now the starcraft 3 potential t's it starts with a flicker on their website
Is this actually new dude? They don't need wait it does say Starcraft remastered by the way
I was not reading it. Is it that what the isn't that what what it is? Is this new or was this
announced. This is old. Is the glitching new? So the flickering is new. This is not new.
I don't know. I don't know if you're just saying that's Tractor people actually
found these in the glitching starcraft website.
There's also some binary that translates to requesting information on special order 176
and valid credentials that I would apply who is involved with special order 176 and sufficient
clearance.
Dude, the Starcraft fucking subreddit picked up on this as well.
hold we're gonna know in less than two weeks if what they're doing with
Starcraft I really hope it's a Starcraft 3 or the FDS I hope it's not
something that light they're doing I hope they're literally trying to bring
back Starcraft to the level of introducing a whole new audience to the
world too. Not just like a remaster or some shit.
So let's see. Yeah, I hope it's like a big deal. Starcraft 2 doesn't glitch though? Yeah,
I don't know what it all means. If that Starcraft Ghost will damn it, it only took 10 years.
one was here. Twenty. Fifteen. The move. Just a long time. See? They were retreating.
Nexot? What the fuck? That was behind us. What the hell was that? Must be bats. They
live in the lower levels. Bro, that was not bats, bro. Bats don't make noises like that.
Oh, so much blood. Where is it coming from?
I don't know, bro. Oh my god. What a terrible way to die. Better this be done.
You're right. More footprints. Going even further down.
I missed it in the weened.
What is this?
Fireflies.
It looks boring AF.
This is a slow burn building game.
It's not going to be explosions.
Slow down.
Every two seconds.
We haven't got time.
Wait, you don't look so good so I'll take a breath.
We haven't got time.
I like the premise of the game. The main character is good and it's like a cool setting as to
why they need to do what they have to do. I actually-
pounding like a heartbeat can't say that I do oh no the symptoms of the vampire
all this was that crap the ball you lump seborr was the point sometimes it
doesn't take much to tip the scales you say that now that smells like yummy
yummy blood look it's costal oh what is that that delicacy oh he's alive
get us somewhere nearby too costal we'll get you out of here I promise the
Blood.
It's...
...everywhere.
Yeah.
We must have lost a lot of air.
We...
...need to cauterize the wounds.
And quick...
QUICK!
No, no, no.
He's delirious.
Put pressure on his leg to start the bleeding.
I'll get ready.
Press the wound, I shouldn't touch him.
Have you seen Mike? Press the wound.
We've got you, it's...
It's...
Uh-oh
What
What did you see I'm curious actually wait give it to the hunger. What did you see actually tell me bro?
you see
Hold on still
God damn!
Wait.
I remember you.
Please, don't get careful what you wish for.
No.
No.
God no.
Take him to the village.
Gather everyone.
They've forgotten why they feared me.
Well, I shall remind them.
Was that? Oh, that was him.
Wait, did he rip his... Cohen's heart out?
Or like just inject blood into it?
What did I just do? You and them and leech!
Oh, was it a tooth? Oh.
No, no, no, no, it's back. Help me get it out!
I am oh shit oh my god
I
My god
Fully healed.
Oh!
No!
Who's there?
Shackles.
What's that noise?
Shackles.
Whoa.
How do I get out of here?
You don't.
Shackles.
Whoa.
How do I get out of here?
You don't.
Shackles.
I feel like this game is honestly good so far.
You know, it's kind of like, yeah, this game is so interesting.
This game has the weird look of it looks really good in some scenes, but the outer world
with the foliage kind of makes the game not look that great the story is pretty
solid so far though yeah the story and the main character are good in the game
vampire stories there aren't like a really really good one so far this one
one is kind of saying bones. Yeah. Rotten. All of it. Okay. Yeah. See, like it didn't
auto give me the onion. I need to actually go and go to which one is the food dad. I
I can craft one of these.
Where is the fucking food dab?
Consumables?
Cannot be consumed during the night.
Oh, I see.
Oh, during the night maybe I can,
because I'm a vamp, I can only drink blood.
What is this place?
There's something.
Fresh coins.
What do we have over here?
Oh shit!
Weapon, when you hit bracers with claw arts, weapons with weapon art, upper unique ways
to deal damage on a cooldown.
Oh fuck.
I don't remember when I saved last.
I'm right here.
This game drip beads the combat alright and it's like a little clunky.
You gotta get used to it.
Alright, let's see.
I
Yeah, I was holding right click
I'm gonna die
Or not or not or not
Oh new pants upgrade new pants feels good
What was that? Cobald something. Cobald bile. Why did you decide to loot that? It might come
and handy. Cave fungus? That was purple. Find a way back up. But I missed an obvious
area to go or...
oh this way
wow
I don't have to go down there.
It's a mile deep.
Maybe there's a...
Oh yeah, I haven't used that in a while.
What?
Oh.
This can't be real it is what's for dinner I don't know man I don't know your question
have no idea something over there can I sprint jump eat oh loot
what's this more loot nest
Well, I think this is the way out.
The only way for a vrk here to restore health is to drink blood, you can use vrk by outside
of coming to drink blood.
I didn't notice that.
Target a rat?
Oh my god.
revolting all right rats give you 10% HP and also drop rat meat for when it's
daylight really I thought right click was what you hold the block
So you can you can use the sword but I wonder if your claws are just better at night maybe
you slowly upgrade them later.
That's what that is.
How do I get back to the surface?
Are you supposed to input the direction as soon as it shows the indicator?
I'm missing that on how to block.
Like is it perfect?
Can you hold right?
Do you hold right?
And then when it flashes orange, that's when you tap the end, you tap the WASDA.
So you can hold block and it's more about the directional on the timing.
How do I get up there?
Wait, really?
Oh yeah, this mechanic.
Wait.
What?
Alright.
easy does it whoa all right y'all maybe being a vamp's not that bad maybe it's
not that fun actually there's some uses
he's starting to enjoy it
Someone already created a mod? I know.
Instead of 30 days, 90?
Bro, this game already has like 60 mods. Alright, it's gonna be...
I might download the 60 FPS cutscene one next time I restart
In the day we'll have a Terminator business and
earn money by detecting the rats
We're out and there's oh shit. Oh shit crawl ride look down
Oh you can do it. Okay interesting.
Find Vlad.
Return to Lazlan and save your family.
Yo fuck Vlad, go save the fam!
When Bavarian health drops down to one segment, you become hungry and start to crave blood.
While in this state you may lose control during a dialogue and drain the person you're talking to.
Even if- even if you're friends.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh shit.
Where's the Vampiric Blood Craving icon? Where is it?
Is it the white thing?
Who goes there?
Who goes there?
Listen!
Oh, shit!
Let me through now.
Kniass Brancis told us to expect you.
I'm to collect you as soon as you are matched.
Princess let me back there. I'm given to the hunger
I'm switching up now on the plate through what if I just decide to be a vampire, you know
What if I'm just like I'm brent and I could just join the vacuaries now
Before is the resistance not gonna survive lead the way or whatever
I'm a vamp humanity lost
Do we embrace the darkness?
Saving everybody's boring now bro, let's just embrace the darkness.
Leave the way.
Leave the way then.
Engineer!
Where I can see him.
Engineer!
Engineer!
Edgy playthrough?
Oh yeah man, you wanna be the fucking hero at the time bro?
Oh my god.
Go. The Knyaz is waiting for you.
Why do you always play the resistance?
They weren't part of this!
What they knew!
The family?
Tithes, taxes, chores.
I did away with it all.
Shores I did away with it all
And what did I ask for in return?
The pint of blood once every moon
Not a drop more
Still you dare rise against me
Oh my god
That was my decision, the cause of this?
This was inevitable.
He just pissed at us.
He just pissed at him.
No.
No.
No.
But it must be done
Go on
drink
Dad
No, he thought it
We do not have time for this the Sun's almost up drain him
My mother, my siblings, where are they?
What did you do to them?
Quiet.
Do as I asked.
Oh shit, he's not a bang.
What did you do to me?
I gave you a blessing.
Why?
Shh, no need to shout.
There's nothing to fear.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
You hear me?
Never!
Never!
You hear me?
Never!
Never!
You're spurning me off of blood, resisting your sire's commands.
At first, I thought you were merely insolent, but now, now I realize you must have come
out, malformed.
So pointy
Wait, what do you mean?
What does he mean? What do you mean?
Some just can't withstand the enormity of the gift
They end up weak
deficient
like you
Where is everyone last time where is everyone what did you do?
Bleh! This conversation is over.
Some mistakes cannot be undone, but they can be erased.
Oh, he's gonna kill me.
Oh, he wants to fight. Oh, shit.
We shall enjoy this.
Oh my god!
Okay!
Okay!
of
the
way what are you
That is no time.
Oh my god.
I condemn you to the light.
Oh
Shit
Yeah, the bill is sick man
Wait, so he's a daywalker. What does that mean exactly?
He just has the ability to walk during the day, but he's a vampire
Yeah, he's like bled.
Cohen I'm so very sorry. I'm a vampire
last year
Princess sucked it. No, no, no, and the people
They're gone now. No idea where
All I found were a few charred corpses
And you
Okay, I thought I was dying. I was dying. I'm sure of it a regular man would have
Oh
What are you saying? You had a whole the size of a fist in your sternum you lost most of your blood
When I saw you impaled on that tree barely conscious I
Thought the only thing I could offer you was last rights. She knows yet
She knows
Before my very eyes
And your eyes
They've changed too
Alive that's what matters
What happened to me this
Turned me back at the mines. I remember that I remember drinking
blood
Craving it so badly that it hurt, but I
Look normal now
How's that possible?
The racket bang didn't work. I wish I had more answers for you
I need to find out what happened to them. I told you the village is deserted
burned down I
Need to go back to last layer. So what should I do just forget about them? I
Need to go back to last layer
I'm sorry.
Your wounds, they're barely closed.
You should rest some more.
Would you?
In my place?
Oh my God.
I'll come with you.
And maybe I missed something.
Oh my god.
I'll come with you and maybe I missed something.
Charge dealing damage and stunning at target with and everyone on your way.
are all the different abilities. Dodging cost list now to increase carry weight, lol. Weapon
day, I have to go to the shrine anyways. I have to re-keep re-quipping my shit. Alright,
No, it's a lasley with hunker. Oh my god.
Yo, what time is it?
It's morning.
No, I don't want to give it
Hold on I'm gonna quit the game and delete that
Mod
And download the 60 FPS mod
config windows engine and then where anyone have a link to the 60 FPS mod I'll find it
and just to tweak it and change what the devs did which is cool that's fine
uh where is the 60 I cut scene where am I looking for this
is this search in here uh
I'm not going to try the LSOS 5.
Uncapped in menu FPS, here we go.
Okay, how do you install this file?
Uncapped cutscene and FPS manual.
then how to download?
Wait, Verl has been temporarily withdrawn.
Version, I started at 1.4.
Version 1.4, but then you download 1.2. What?
Yeah, I guess 1.2 is stable. Manon recommended download.
All right. Where the hell do I probably put in the same folder?
Don Walker cutscene FPS.
Um, why does the read me in like some weird ass file?
Let me see.
Um, uh, um.
Okay.
mods open with notepad find the folder containing down copy dea and down
our grind into that folder launch the internet they correct folder ends in
in binaries when 64.
Oh, okay.
It's not the same as the previous way to do it.
Tomorrow's Onimusha and Halloween, I think,
I don't know, it's gonna be interesting.
This game is cool.
I think knowing the type of gamer I am,
Onimusha is gonna be probably more,
this game's story is cool though.
This game, the premise of this game is cool.
on a mousha is probably going to be a lot more
on a mousha is going to be so much more feels
it's going to be really really good
it's going to be very fucking good
okay I think I got everything we're good
close this. Yeah, it's going to be really good. 430. Should I hit up some war dogs,
boys? Should I? I don't mind. I mean, I just did a decent amount of stuff.
Oh, my triad.
Could jump in that area.
You
I
Shall we try it I agreed
Trying podbogs also, you know, I gotta do you know, uh
I gotta see I gotta try this in other video games this computer
I gotta see boys. All right. Let me try it. All right. All these other motherfuckers that are gonna
rather never even float a helicopter outside of battlefield. Okay. What do we got going on here?
Have you seen the new Resident Evil movie trailer?
I saw the previous one and it looked really good.
Are not like really good but it was a cool direction they were headed into so I kind
I didn't see the latest one, but when they announced it, it looked decent.
The Street Fighter trailer, I did not see.
I saw the older ones.
Street Fighter looks alright.
It's not like a super hype I'm looking forward to and you're going to watch every trailer
for it.
What happens when I'm going to play it on the 10th?
I guess that didn't last long.
All right, yeah, this takes a while
Try the flying for sure don't I need to like actually
Oh
Can you go into the training and just like fly a helicopter
Oh you can
I
Might just like d-fib. I might just I might just play the role of a d-fibber and then just like and have c4
I don't know what I'm getting into. Let me see
What roles you can play what if you just feel like a little sneaky sneak with some explosion
RPG c4 with a d-fib
9800 X3D is really slow at shaders. Is that true?
Wow.
Making stuff up? I gotta test my audio as well.
That was random.
I think this is right. Push to talk squad proximity.
For now.
Okay.
Oh my god, wait can I use 6x now?
On the 5090 that's disgusting.
No way.
The microphone is set to controller.
Oh wait.
What?
Where is the, why is my in-game microphone?
Headphones too?
Desktop microphone.
weird. Oh yeah we're good now alright how does this work? I might just jump right in tutorial
learn to play buddy what do you mean you get why use frame gen when you have a fifty
90 why the fuck would they make it so you can exclusively use frame gen at 6x to 50 90s or
Even 4x
I always used to act as well you come in
Because they're offering you a right way to try and sort you out.
And now, before you cut loose in the field, you've got some basic training to come along.
It's kind of loud.
Don't worry, if you're half as good as I think you are, it'll be- it's easy.
Enter the building and turn right. Just a quick induction video from the suits.
Don't hang about here.
Alright, let me turn my FOV up and do a couple of other things.
110, weapon view model scale?
No idea.
No idea.
ADS sensitivity, let's go 1.0 for now, 650 FPS excuse me, enter the version on the right.
Leon.
Okay.
Welcome to the training center.
I'll take that you've already heard about how little the video is.
Do you have to do the tutorial chat?
Turn on the projector and scroll and press play to start watching.
Can I just leave?
Bro, do I look like a fucking noob?
Okay, you think I haven't played three team-ass, objective-based shit?
Get me into the server, bruh.
Get me into the server, buddy.
Thank you.
Let's see. Time to crash helis? Well you have to buy a helicopter right? So...
You got the first like a Ford one?
Oh
Shit yeah back can you hear me bro?
Hey, yeah, can you guys hear me?
I gotta go get some first aid so that I can fucking, uh,
do something for somebody that was coming out this way.
Hey, uh, can you guys hear me? Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me, ma'am?
Nice.
Hey, Abra, can you hear me, dude? Snuffy?
Loud and clear?
Nice
You want PlayStation Bride can tell bro, you're a switch player aren't you? You're on switch
Right right the switch
Boys let me see here shit. I should have the tutorial
Inventory I don't have anything right now. Not even a pistol. I have nothing scoreboard
Chad, where do you go to buy stuff? You're my tutorial.
I think it's right here.
You start with 10 grand.
You might want to make the most of this discount.
Oh, 3k for a helicopter? I might just do some supply runs.
Deployment board for different spawns. Oh, I see.
Okay, this is the main objective and the three different spawn points for all the teams.
Oh, you can do lightweight shit. What are the explosives you can get? You actually have
to get gear as well for that. Recommended building recon vehicle. Tactical. C4 charges.
mode detonators. There's no like shooting, how do you shoot down helicopters? Oh, Specialist
is its own little section. I'll start with this attachment. Okay, everything needs a
level up here. Wow. Mag ready. Backpack required.
Oh god. Level three, level three, $50 for attack vest.
I know shit is for you, I'm holding on all the way to the road and I'm not spits.
Now take me somewhere crazy. I just loaded up.
We're ready. We're about to blast it off.
Uh, where is... chat, where is...
I
Yeah, how do you parachute?
All right sounds good
Is this more like punchy shoots or like like how aggressive are these?
Can I eject while you're flying?
Alright, you can just do like drive-bys and just slam the parachute.
Alright, let's see.
Oh shit, I have no ammo by the way.
Fuck, you can loot players though, can't you?
It's a good beginning, you know, good beginning loadout.
Oh, I see.
Oh no!
Oh
How do you know?
Bob, really?
What about?
I don't know if you're gonna, holy shit, what am I looking at right now? Oh my god, value
Dude has a sniper, scout rifle, scope, suppressor, does not fit, hold on.
This is my backpack, isn't it?
I
Res anybody jumping is not
What the hell? Oh my god, okay
Bride
Yo come rescue Bride hate this team res me
450 to res me right now 450 going once
Going twice 500 going three three two five hundred dollars to res me. I hate this team. I
hate them all
I need some fucking alcohol, man!
$500!
$500!
$500!
Yeah, it looks like Rezzer's making a shit ton of money.
That's where it's at.
Yeah, looks like reserves make a shit ton of money. That's where it's at
Yeah, I'm a scary out there boy. It's scary out there boy
Welcome to back a runny son. I've got a limited time offer just for you
What the f- what the f- ahhh?
Why does this bitch take- why don't you take more shit?
Oh, I see I was bad.
Gear, blah blah blah, special item, medical, ohhh!
Oh, level- medic level 11 by the way.
Some bandages, minus one per like emergency resuscitator.
No storage space SMG gives medic XP can I sell an item is that true
I don't know what to take
Take ammo outside of mags.
Oh, it's all like fillet.
Can you unload those shits?
Oh, Extract ammo? This game's got like a little, it feels like a hardcore light game. It feels,
Yeah, it feels like a hardcore light.
Light core.
I do feel a bit of the input lag on that.
It's just ArmyKOTHXBF, yeah.
Oh, we're gonna lose! Left! Left!
We're not gonna win waiting for Bilbo Shaggins man, go go!
Boggin! Go go go!
I'll get boys, I got the digital deluxe edition.
Don't worry man, I got special diamond encased bullets.
One taps the enemy.
Hey, how do you- wait, you actually- what the hell does this do?
Minus one per life emergency revive minus- wait, one per life emergency revive item?
Revives teammates as a single use item.
Oh, is this a faster Rez's or I can self-rez?
Oh my god, is that my HP?
Oh shit, Jesus Christ dude, I had to kill two people with a pistol in here, how do I heal
man?
You got bandages?
Oh is bandages on heals?
Alright.
Yeah.
I see.
That's what you get later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright.
Well there goes all the meds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, there goes all the meds
I'm gonna try to grind up to the defense fast. Wow these guys are just kind of
So, is blue the capture zone?
What are the green zones?
The whole zone, those are our bases, uh, oh that's our fobs.
So we're currently holding the main objective right now.
R2.
What the hell?
Oh, he left his belly here.
I might die doing this.
Oh, the color means who has it.
The blue currently has the objective.
Okay.
No one's coming.
Oh wait, can I have self revived? I saw nothing.
Shit.
Boys I just bought the game and we're already down bad. I have nothing
I'm driving I'm taking this
It's all good, right it's all good. Oh, is this your car?
Hey, what's up? Are you gonna build a base?
Nice, man.
What's your IFDC?
Yes, sir.
Nice.
Here we go.
What are you trying to do?
Uh, I'm trying to just run it right into base and believe.
Okay.
That's my first time ever.
Okay.
Okay.
This is my first time ever.
You can get pretty decent 1A driving and supplies and stuff if you're flying helicopter supplies in the fog if you're into that.
Yeah, I would say I'm pretty good at driving, I might pick that up after.
Hold on, this happens sometimes.
Here, stay right here, stay right here.
Can you flip cars in this shit?
Oh my god.
Can you flip it?
This is awkward, I'm sorry man.
This is embarrassing.
I'm usually good at this.
Hold on, stay there.
I'm gonna enter here and go in the driver's seat.
Is that QR zero?
I changed seats is literally cosmetic.
Zero, F, O.
You know what, I got triple A.
I'll walk from here, man.
You get XP for walking.
Look at door and scroll- wait, look at door and scroll to reposition.
Wait a minute.
There it is, bro.
There it is, Matt.
There it is!
there it is bruh
there it is bruh there it is
here we go now we know we can you can do that
uh oh
good thing it's armored
now the question is can I jump out while driving can you try it out does it kill you
bro it's the beta you learn now so you don't do it when it's live all right I need you to
I'm gonna jump out of the moving vehicle now.
See?
Alright, now I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be 300, up the price. 200 and I'll get you up, brother. 200.
No, no, no, 50 more, bro. 50 more.
50 more, dude. Come on.
How do you even play this shit since it opened up? I just logged in.
Thank you
Okay, see now I get paid and now we know not to do that shit when the game comes out
I'm just rubbing my hands I don't even know how to revive I'm not a medic
The mask is free. It's a fast one. There you go. Sorry. I got you. I got you
My god
Nice. Good ship.
See, now we know, now we know. Hit the brakes, then fight.
Now the other thing, can I crash into small trees in a vehicle?
Holy shit!
You got a limit test how are you gonna limit test when you're in the like what if I try going through tiny trees if we were in like a big
Can you you must know how to run over players? I could go to the enemy team and just start running over the players
That's always fun in these games
Yeah, I'm gonna how much money did you get for like running over?
It's actually
Oh, I see, I see.
Is CCR a base?
You want to go there?
I'm gonna drop you off and then I'm gonna drive this into the enemy base
This isn't the white mark with the two arrows
Oh, I see. Wait, you want to go to white? Or where do you want to go?
Okay.
Alright, hold on. I think we're going to break through this.
Alright, I'm going to drop you off and I'm flying out of here.
Go, go, go, go!
All right, good luck Matt.
He died.
Shit.
Yeah, how much XP do you get for...
How many people are walking here?
Is the question with no cover?
Oh, Spaces, Ambricks?
I can't tell if there's a shift boost. I don't think there is.
Oh, the brakes in this game are very, very...
It's not PUBG driving. PUBG driving is on another level. This driving is not bad.
It's not amazing, but it's fun enough.
Yeah, like one of the chances of people just walking down if it's not the...
So all this map is filler, it's just a hot zone on the map.
So everybody's flying to this blue circle and it slowly moves.
vehicles handle better. I would say it's like a little bit of H1Z1 driving, but
better if I were to compare it.
This guy, this guy, they don't know, they don't know, wait, wait, wait, I have intel,
I have intel, $100 and I'll tell you everything, I know things, I know where they keep things.
Yeah, I'm a snitch!
Resmebrow, I know stuff!
Can't I res myself?
What happened to this item?
It says one per life emergency revive item.
Oh, shit!
I'm down!
Resmebrow, enemy!
Please
Res me bro. I'll tell you everything. I know where their ammo stashes
150 bucks bro
All right, all right chill follow me follow me
Guys relax. Okay. I'm putting the gun down. I'm putting the gun down. Follow me. Follow me
All right
Wait
Okay wait my bad my bad I didn't mean to turn around put it down put it down
oh there goes all the Intel dude there goes all the Intel there was a lot of it
okay okay okay oh wait the Intel dude get me up the Intel man come back here
Don't you want to go?
Come on man
Did they killed me really fast hold middle mouse surrender
Well 50 so the best car you can buy is a driver reach level 10.
Hey y'all I got a car boys load up, load up, hellies they got anti-air follow me.
So if I drop these, if I just Uber these guys to the battlefield.
Yeah, this does look like GTA 4 colors.
Hey, y'all boys, join up.
Let's go, we're not taking a heli.
Commander said we're all going in a car.
Load up.
Black Uber.
Oh shit, there you go.
Load up
The hell he's at that trap you damn moves
Get in here if you're not a new man get in here. That's a death trap this guy's smart. All right, they're dead brother dead
All right, boys, what's gonna happen?
Okay, we're gonna try a tactical move here. We're gonna try a tactical move. All right
Everybody you can get out of the car while it's going fast. So we're gonna go into the enemy base
We're gonna F and then all shoot. Okay
We're gonna test we're gonna test it out right here. Okay
Oh, shut all right eject eject enemies eject
Nice all right, I'm gonna split it all right we're gonna ask you for 200 bucks
and we both get 50 bucks for the revive okay
Hey y'all mad 200 bucks and we'll revive you 200 bucks and we got you wait you
do it to you resin up man can we both rub our hands like we're making a fire
together no I don't think it's the same bar I'm resin in your resin
Yeah, would you get to say this, that thing?
All right, Matt.
Oh, shit, yeah, 366.
All right, let's go, let's go.
Here we go.
How we doing?
Who's owning?
Anyone on a kill streak?
All good.
Yeah, let's try this bumpy route just to see how off-road it fares.
Don't worry, I have one like three-fours of horizon eliminators.
This should be shallow.
Alright, we did not get Hydra locked.
Trust me, you're a lot safer in my vehicle than, you know, getting shot at, where we're
headed. I'm dropping you guys right off at the CZ. Here we go, here we go.
Almost there. Isn't this better than the helicopter?
Yeah, but the supply runs, dude. I don't think this thing blows up.
It probably does, but it seems like you can crash into a lot of stuff.
Ah, boys, get ready.
Get ready.
Dude, this thing just like spins out.
Ah, boys, get ready. Here we go. Here we go.
You see those two plumes of smoke?
That's where we're headed.
All right, the goal is to run over one enemy.
All right, we made it.
Go, go, go!
I got nothing.
I just transported troops.
It gave me nothing.
What the hell is this?
Wait? I'm gonna die if I wait.
I thought you just get transport money.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
No, I missed!
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. No! Wait! Bro, are you c- yeah, you TK, dude. Hey, you TK'd.
Wow
Dude res me bro
Right you tk'd noob
Buddy
Buddy
Buddy two hundred dollars res me bra
It'd be nice if I could look around, dude.
Anybody?
Yeah, the mini map, but I don't think you can see enemies around you.
All right, give me a little bird, I'm ready.
Is mine all the way over there?
Alright, let's see how this flying is compared to Arma.
V for Flares.
I don't think you can do J-Hooks.
Yeah, get in!
Holy shit, there's like 50.
I
Minus 3k
Yeah, I'm limit testing.
I think if it's a 0 of 6, this one's mine.
Oh, I know this feeling, I know this feeling.
Okay, interesting.
It's not as agile as Armas.
It's not as agile, but it's actually kind of nice.
And it feels kind of nice though.
It ain't bad, but it's kind of nice.
I feel like this game needs a little soundtrack in the background.
What?
need something that isn't just yes there's like something missing I don't
know what though not battlefield music just something
let me try transporting troops now I think I can do it yeah but Arva isn't
Mouse controls. Arma is how this game is default.
2010 EDM hits.
What a bad.
All right, let's get a full group here.
Alright boys, make sure you buckle up. Alright, there's refreshments in the back if you need some.
Let's go pick up some people.
Oh, you cannot slam land. Ah, shit.
Ah boys, load up! We're lifting from base! Load up! If you want to move, load up!
You can want to move further! Here we go!
Alright boys, welcome to the Pimple Express, chance of survival, 3%.
On a clear sky, clear blue sky, we got a little fog, so that 3% is now 2% survival rate.
if uh tips are very appreciated here we work on the tip system it allows me to
refuel this bird
all right get ready guys get ready we're gonna hot drive here get ready
Here we go, never landed before but, YOLO.
Yeah, you can't J-hook, it's too sensitive, okay?
oh fuck yeah you can't j-hook it's too sensitive okay past a passenger survive
passenger survive passenger pilotable what passenger xp
Oh
We got hit there was the RPG man, I got hit
Yeah
Yeah, you didn't see
Get me up brother get me up, bro. I know how to fly I have experience
Thank you
All right, how far away how far away
You can Jayhook. I mean I guess you can you just have to be very high up in the sky when you do it
You can turn off assists on flying flying assists, where do you see that?
Where do you see that? I don't know where to go for that. Gameplay, aim down, anonymous,
for vanity filter, tutorial cover, turn those off.
Auto flight assists.
I gotta see how it plays out.
So basically where there's a lot of dead people, most likely there's PDP.
Is that enemy?
I got you, brother. Just clear in the place. Oh
Shit
Yeah, another guy here under the bridge
There's like 50 of them.
enemies can't hear squadboy challenge me see if this fixes the audio holy crap I feel like
there's some weird processing problem with did that fix the audio at all did that fix
the audio at all
there's definitely some weird processing somewhere
going on
you have to talk with teammates what do you mean
it's worse
well there
your audio is scuffed sometimes
Well, no, this is a whole new audio set up I have.
I don't need a weapon applying.
I didn't try Don Walker, it was good.
Let me see how this is now.
A high chance of death coming in here, just so you're aware.
I can't wait. I'll be assist-soft on the flying.
I'm just kind of trying to learn how to fly, so.
Yeah, I did and I crashed and killed four people
Must be five
Yeah, what altitude can we reach here?
need the assist to like I guess you could just drop people off into the landing they just parachute
down but then if they don't have a parachute you got to aim for the fields
completely missed the field but there you go you can right here you know
Oh my god!
Shit man, last one!
You can put parachutes in the heavily. Oh, that's a good idea. So they all grab one and then do they get
just mmm that's a good idea. Maybe try flying in the training mode or I could just do it here.
I believe.
Okay, okay, I see how maybe stability control assist wouldn't be bad, it's a little shaky,
especially when trying to go going forward a bit.
I just didn't make one trip and just go back to base and that's a success story.
I know I heard the Starcraft official website's glitching out like they're preparing for a
potential announcement. It's happening. It's happening.
What even is the highest? It looks like this is the highest altitude.
It's on pay to win.
We need a res!
There's a bear!
There was a bird
Hey, y'all is there anybody who can where do you get a loan is there a bank?
That's a good question. I don't think so I'm broke man. I'm broke. What do I do?
Why you got a you're a reason, Harry?
Yo, Harry?
Alright, well, I gotta loot people.
I gotta loot people, it's the only way.
Nah, I'm broke, man. I gotta go kill.
Some loose ava I'll just loop people and take their shit. I just need to kill one guy with this loadout
One guy one guy
Okay
Yeah I'm playing on a mission tomorrow. I'm actually very much looking forward to that
game. Where is your money? Uh, things happen.
Shit, I'm out of parishes. What do I do?
What's happening? What's happening?
A lot of purchases very fast.
Get us on a rooftop, man, I believe in you.
Nice.
Nice.
Claim, claim, claim.
I'm gonna do one other thing.
There's a lot of tweaking that needs to be done.
Controls, flight assist, stability, auto, envelope, limits, turn coordination.
I think that will make it smoother.
What the fuck?
It's a burst gun?
Did you actually lose your mag in this game?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
There it is, bro. You're living. You're living. Tip me. Tip me right now. Tip me, bro. Tip me.
They're coming, bro. Bilbo. You gotta do $300 quickly. Two more. More. Fifty more, brother.
Damn, I really need to get some b-fibs.
Are you kidding?
Sorry, man.
Sorry, sorry.
There's so many.
How much ammo do I have bro I'm literally blind
oh my bro oh my god what is the what is this one-by-one bullshit
Oh, yeah, you make so much money per kill, what?
I see that shotgun, this seems very strong.
Yeah, 16k from that
I like the shotgun build
What the hell
How do you get more ammo for the thing is I need to unlock the D.F.I.D.
The first D.F.I.D. is free.
this game has like a little weird lag I can't tell oh yeah a nice sniper bro
and this game if you if you reload I shot by accident sorry oh my god
Oh my god, you fucking dumb-knock.
Here's friendly fire.
Mayday, Mayday!
Mayday, someone change seats!
Who not gonna fly?
Dude, what?
I literally shot someone earlier and there was no friendly fire.
Dude what I literally shot someone earlier and there was no friendly fire
Dude I didn't know bro, I didn't know
No.
I'm about to join blue and kill you guys, okay?
I'm gonna do your trash, then.
I'll kill shit.
Big discounts.
Unlike a retriever.
Listen, get in my heli.
I'll make it up to you, bro.
Hey.
I don't normally do that.
It's just a pile.
You got it?
No, I honestly didn't know you could friendly fire.
You can use FOB teleport. Oh really? Alright, I'll load up.
You can join us squad, do you get squad bonuses?
Sheesh, what a good landing.
Join up, brother. Join up if you want to live.
Alright, we're going.
Today I learned there's friendly fire. Don't try it in a chopper.
I feel like someone could technically grief a bit and get banned.
But, yeah.
I'm having fun, bro, it's fun!
Alright, I've never successfully landed before, but you know what, if you guys are with me,
You'll witness it for the first time.
Together.
There we are.
I can see.
Okay, I would do a J-hook, but I crashed,
so I'm not gonna.
Whoa!
dude you can't okay okay okay you can't do the oh okay
hey there's not enough to turn it holy shit I'm zero dollars
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, in Arma you can do it.
I gotta get used to the sensitivity.
It's better just to do it, break it down, instead of flowing.
It's better just turn, and then just land it slowly.
Yeah, you make the choice, bro
Medic 3 does it actually tell you what you've got it does
Yeah, yeah, they don't know brother like one of many servers
Shit I gotta run up to somebody and punch them in the face
You got the gun bro you go
Metal gear for Pega guys free kill in the air
Don't you just have to find a corpse nobody looted?
Actually, can you play this game like a ninja?
Can you D-Fib kill?
Or like do one tap knife kill?
I literally punched him and then it stopped punching like he was exhausted after one punch
Okay. What? Dude. Oh, the punches are so slow. Oh, you can just hold it.
Hope you spent wisely
It adapts to the fitness level of the player. Oh, so that actually matters if you use binoculars you can spot players and get a lot of money
Yeah, I should start going to the FOB, huh?
Don't budge!
Get a hot sun, you make a lot more money.
I have 28 shots in this thing, lies.
I think it's actually only me in this guy.
I
Have a parachute I'm gonna hot drop
I
Okay
Yeah, it looks like you can't build stuff.
This is the building where there are so many people.
I can literally just go back and take my old loot.
Someone's in here.
Whenever it's worth farming anything at all, don't have a lot of room.
It's not like gear is that expensive unless later on it is.
Just grab binoculars and like a bigger backpack and then that's worth it.
I guess there is some stuff you loot that's worth it.
as well. I can't tell. This game has a little stutter. It like chugs a little bit. I can't
tell if it's my PC or not. There's a little chug. No, I didn't. I turned it down. What
the hell? Oh, these are all build supplies. Now I run down to 2x.
Where am I looking for these enemies?
I guess most of them are up in the hills.
Yeah, I have frame-gen on I guess dude you guys in your fucking frame-gen bullshit.
I saw half you are wrong half the time I swear to God
Unless like these late games lately or just like I've never had so many issues other than today with Framegen
No, that didn't do anything. Yeah, I swear that's never the fault although it has been in the past
Oh, that's something stuttered.
Stand in the circle to get a bonus.
He sniped at. This thing is in the worst position.
This thing is leaving.
You have to do multiple alt tabs to fix the stuttering.
Yeah.
Follow the yellow.
320 bucks.
Nice man.
Yeah, I did it.
Just load up Battlefield and that is the sure test to see if it works.
Yeah, I need to just load up Battlefield and that is the sure test to see if everything's
fucked.
You know, I've been playing, uh, just potato games.
Oh, shit.
What the hell?
Oh, shit!
What the hell?
I think they have red in here.
Is there a guy in here?
Oh, these are like natural defense?
Oh!
It's not like a deadly sniper.
You guys think they're going to come in here?
I don't think it's that, but whatever.
This is all player built?
That was just going for it.
Are you kidding dude?
Bro, how are these motherfuckers, can you hear me dude, can you hear me?
What is this shit?
Dude.
Oh my...
Can you fucking hear me or some shit?
I've got one hell of an offer for you.
I hope you like Queen's Ball.
You can lean.
Big discounts.
At the fucking time.
Hey out, chopper.
The struggle is real
That's your father because mother is well for regular circle to get points and money. Yeah, I noticed I kept getting like 320 constantly
I swear for this last guy why does it look great cuz war is hell
See
All right, hopefully I can do it this time. It's a little rough
I'm not point yet not I don't think I have
I'm going to attempt to land, alright?
I have to just on the tent.
the
the
the
I
Was gonna land here
Yeah, that was a successful land kind of
Yo, dude landing it you got it. It's that's so difficult
What the fuck you're still in here dude
Oh my god, we're alive
One way to do it is to just go vertical and kill the speed, and then descend slowly.
But this is how you get RPG'd and die.
That's probably one of the best ways to do it, but it's also just like, the J-Hook is
the greatest.
Hey!
What up, what up?
I'm buying a bunch of parachutes, okay?
How do I stack parachutes?
Anyone know?
How do I stack parachutes?
For the team.
Do you buy in the heli?
What the heli?
What the shity?
Oh wait, you buy crates, you don't buy specific, unless the crate is now what you fill with
parachutes.
Which I don't see so maybe you've done
Probably has an inventory vehicle inventory less lot items I
Don't see it brother waiting for me. I was let up. Oh shit
How do I get rid of this
How do you get rid of this I'm blind boys I don't see it
Oh, the game ended.
I gotta say, the UI takes a second to get used to it, it's kind of like, absolute potato.
I will say I did kill more teammates than enemy.
I
Both heads offering a hundred K real cash for good clips submit mine if we win it will split the cash
We'll partner with companies to make the best gaming PC.
They can be mass made that allows you to play the most games at a good fidelity that you
can give to a bunch of people. So a console. What do you- no no! Where's the flying- can
Can you spot helicopters right when the game starts, or do you have to build up to it?
Okay, how do I, now how do I do this?
Why do I need a gun if I'm flying?
Free PC for a hundred month subs.
Wait, these are six grand apiece now when they're ch- right now?
Now, if I go here and hit B, how do I fill it with parachutes?
Items?
Medical.
Dude, I swear you can't.
Unless I'm fucking blind, you can't.
Wow.
Okay.
Logistic slots and then flare slots.
Hey y'all what up boys welcome.
Hot Drop Express.
Damn a lot of life.
Hey y'all when you jump on my jump and jump underneath the rotor we're gonna test something.
something you can set prices of the
parachute how too late where you got to
tell me fast they're waiting five of six
Only in boxes.
Ah, here we go.
What do you guys think? Is this the new Call of Duty?
Is this the new Battle Royale?
Take that silence as we're all locked in.
You're about to unlock, because I have never landed before.
Yeah, this map is nice.
and
they're ready
Yeah, Mike, is that you?
Is my shit fucked?
Is it the audio bug or something?
I don't know what the fuck happened.
You have to turn it off and on again.
Hello?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Weird.
How about now?
You only have one guy?
I don't know.
That's a bug.
I'll try to fix it back at base here.
I
Sride it had applied did I not?
Audio voice chat apply apply
Feels bad
It happens sometimes
Now no one bought a shoe I think you need to make them aware
Yeah, this is why they stress check stress test
How are you so good at flying I'm getting there I'm getting there
Oh wait, yeah, Obama just had his voice broken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, server-wide.
Alright, I did it. I'll just say I'd probably just fix if I don't have a new server. That's
the thing. In this game, I'm pretty sure you just bring your bank everywhere. You just
connect to any server.
So far, this map I like better than the previous map.
It went from gray to like fall.
I
Damn you to send slow as shit
Oh my god, I'm alive, I'm alive, that guy's still in the shit.
Yeah, you do get a lot further deploying.
Yeah, he's not he's not jumping out. Yeah, Mike if this is you fucking out of the heli
Wasting 3k XP.
Okay, you can actually do a bit of like a neutral flip in the sky.
What the hell was that noise?
Now all this money I make I can bring back.
if I leave the server it's like your bank it's like you're like your meta bank
how do you repair
I did a wrench
Is there a bear?
Maybe at the base
Yeah, good thing you can't smush people
Yeah, a lot of boys a little stupid
Spam H.
You know what? It's similar to ARMA.
It's similar enough to ARMA that it's satisfying to fly.
Oh yeah, it does show. We have one slot, nobody's in.
And now it's fun enough in this environment.
Well, this F of E is kind of crazy.
It makes it look like it's so fast.
I mean, it is.
Parachutes in the trunk if you can hear me.
Did you just send so slow?
There you go, you guys can land here.
You'll make it, you'll make it.
Oh fuck.
You'll make it, you'll make it.
You only break one knee.
You'll break one knee bro!
landing without people in it just to try it well the situation will arise most
people have parachutes I don't think anyone took any no extraction how do I
check my storage how do I check my I don't see the storage if anyone took a
One.
Sounds like my shit I'm getting like shot at.
Oh yeah, it does auto repair here.
Axis inventory, yeah
Powerful
You're getting assist money from the people who get dropped off. Oh, it's a chain assist
So you get money for the drop off and then if they kill you get money. Oh
Really?
Damn, transport seems very powerful.
That and probably running around with a D-Fib.
And then obviously just killing.
Of course.
I feel like all these console plans, wait is this game on?
Is this game on? This game's only PC, isn't it?
Yeah.
Whoops.
It's already that guy. He hit the rotor.
He was tipping me in the air and then died, shit.
Bro, jump out, bro, jump out!
I'm literally gonna get sniped.
Oh no.
I had deploy player assist, passengers survived.
Inventory, no one's taking them.
Maybe somebody took one of them.
You have to stop trolling the deploys?
What do you mean?
And that's the only risky part of the way this lands because they hit after they go down,
but then the rotors in the way.
You're really going down, you're really going down, you're going to fly, you're going to
fly.
I did that.
I did that twice.
It didn't work.
I need like a full restart.
Yeah, it's just fucked.
Yeah, it's just fucked.
See, it could be like that guy.
No one's going in that guy's shit.
Oh my god! Oh you can repair on the road here!
Turn up!
I'm making, I made 30 grand off transports.
Wait until I j-hook.
Na na na na na na na na na.
Guys, if you can hear me, there's spare shoots.
If you don't have a chute, grab one from the trunk.
That did not sound good.
Someone just punched him to death.
Come on, no one has a bear shirt.
Oh, I missed the roof!
Oh, get off, if you're gonna get off, this is the time!
Oh, shit, is he dead?
Oh, shit, that guy's dead.
Yo!
Hold on, stay there!
I'm gonna revive you, alright? I gotta practice landing anyways.
It's gonna be okay, man.
You're okay if I'm just gonna rip my hands and then now you'll wake up. It's magic.
Shit!
Now you've lost tons of money, Hal.
I see how the 14 player of the Huey is insane XP.
Yeah, right here alive. Welcome. You got a new life right there. Good luck. He's in
shock.
Yeah, the 14 player, yeah, you get the gunner on the little bird.
Yeah, the you lose the agility of the little bird
I'll be right back.
Wait.
Ah, let's go.
Wait.
Ah, let's go.
What the hell, yo?
I just saw an OBS, the audio died.
The audio just disappeared.
My search has completely died.
Maybe that's what's messing up.
It's a game bug?
No, I can hear the audio.
You guys can't on OBS.
I definitely have some weird shit going on with this new audio setup.
Yeah, I saw it disappear.
I wonder what would cause that.
So weird.
It's been happening.
I wonder what makes it cut out like that.
I just saw an OBS.
It's definitely just like a setting somewhere that is... needs to be shut off.
What do you mean road has weird shit with DMCA?
Why would it be built in DMCA shit on the mixer?
It doesn't make sense.
It does kind of sound like randomly my microphone that has processing is, it's probably like
a routing problem or something.
It's almost like the game audio is being weird.
Are you leaving, brother?
Oh my.
Yeah, it's almost like there's like a noise cancelling on the...it's something gaming
PC related.
Whatever audio on the gaming PC being transported to the mixer and broadcasted out is fucked
in some part of the input to the output.
I will, I will hire as,
as far as I think it's like so easy.
It definitely is.
I think there's almost too much transport and not enough troops to transport because we have five helis transporting
33 people in Arma. It's two teams
So you have 64 players
You're transporting. This is 33 players. So if players like four to five choppers constantly doing shit
There's you're not gonna get a lot of full birds
Um, I'm debating, yeah, plus it, Arbez, if there could be, I mean, people are gonna use
a little bird fail and be like, I'm all set.
Like that guy.
Just wait a bit.
Time is XP
I wonder if they can they get on while we're like hovering can they jump in yeah, can they maybe jump in
Yeah, a lot of people are just transporting
Supply runs like they get a supply crate and then drop bandages or something can I sell all my shit
Okay, so do I get a crate and then fill the crate with like ammo?
I bet most people are rocking some of this stuff.
And then people will come through and buy a bunch of this.
Where's the building supplies?
I saw there was like a pallet of shit you could put in here.
This?
I should have put some hammers.
Now I gotta figure out how you're supposed to deploy these.
Oh, you hit.
Oh, yeah, what happened? Can I hear me?
Oh, weird. Audio's been fogged.
All right, get ready Matt, here we go.
Oh, wait, if you drop them too high, they'll get destroyed.
Oh wait, he's using In-Gate, oh.
Nicely done!
I
All right
All right, the next task is to try to run over people, enemies, and a little bird.
That's the next step.
Passengers survive.
Oh, I'm dead.
Whoa!
I'm getting sniped at.
All right.
I'm getting sniped at I gotta run over somebody
Okay, I missed the target.
I'm looking for a straggler to run over.
It kinda looks like our team is owning right now.
Can you ram? Can you rotor the side of another heli?
Dude, I literally ran that guy over. I don't know what the hell happened.
bro it's not what it looks like res me I'm on your team dude I stole their
heli
right bro I stole their heli bro
res me man that's not part of the plan
give me a bro give me up get a heli with a gunner
Res me bro. I'm on your team.
There it is. If you supply with pallets, you get money without people buying.
What the hell was that 7500 to unlock this I mean I guess it's like forever
unlocked right I feel like you have to unlock this
what is step one on locks so you have it forever
I'll find bandages
Wait, did we lose all the towers?
Where did I just deploy?
I have no idea.
I have no idea where I just deployed.
Oh.
Oh, there's an APC in here?
Oh, dude, come on.
They take all the bandages.
Oh yeah, this is my shit.
Nice.
Pick a move.
Awkward. We both had ship amasses, I like that.
Ow!
Here we both ran out of ammo.
Still trying to get used to the looting. I'm not very good at it.
If you hit C, it will auto-fill the mags.
Oh my god, they scared the shit out of me.
I'm not the greatest at it, but I just need time.
Well, I just saw a rush of so many people over there.
Well, this is the last life, because I gotta go.
I'll be on tomorrow, but I'm gonna be playing on Amushia.
get on a moosh of focus
I saw a bunch of them over here are we gonna run into a group of poor
What the hell did that come from?
Wife and one guy
Chat I'll be on tomorrow you guys enjoyed the rest of your night. I will see you guys. Yeah, that was
I will see you guys on
Friday tomorrow for another one. I'm gonna do some audio fixes to eventually we'll get there and we will be good to go
Until next time chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night. Thank you for watching. Thank you for chill like always
I'm just gonna