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Oh my God people oh
Seven let us catch me how we get off on such a hurry guys do and chat. What up. What up. Hello. Hello
What up what up people fresh week
Monday
holy moly I loaded up on a mush on the TV last night I have to see that shit I
had to see it it's one of those games you got a load up browse one of those
games say with Don Walker I loaded up Don Walker on the TV but um bro it's
flickering the game flickers that game still flickers so I don't know I think I
think you got to download a mod it's like horrible flicker download the hotfix
yeah you need the Nexus mod for I swear I downloaded it maybe because they
patched the game and like died when I first modded it yeah tomorrow yeah what
time is the Nintendo Direct ship tomorrow I'm beating Onamusha today
Onamusha sells over 1 million units on launch day
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Total series sales surpass 10 million units driven by the first new title in 20 years
Bro on a moush is good shit man on a moush is good shit
It is it is I
Oh, it's so good, but like it's good, but it's lacking at the same time
All the bosses are so fucking good like they're so good the design is on point
But it misses the beat a bit if it had like lies of pee
I don't know. I don't know and needed needed
It's it's so it's so good, but it's flawed
the mob variety yes is heavy on the constant this oh it's it's not a 10 out
of 10 but damn it is such a good game
Kazan is better yeah yeah cuz I if we're talking like straight up yes Kazan
is I do think better but Onamusha is is very solid in its own way
Um
The exit eight sales top three million
The original
Is this what spawned everything?
This the original
Is this on console now or some shit three bucks. I never saw the movie
Random ass fucking game though, this was the original right before you know everybody makes their own version of it
I played like four of these. There is one that adept at a good copy of the of like the style. It was the one where it was like that weird cabin. It was very, it was actually like a solid take on the concept.
Um, I don't know why I was randomly, what was that one train game I played that was
fucking crazy made by that one guy that looked fucking real?
What was that one game?
Was it running train?
Was it this one?
This shit's three gigs.
May 2nd, I played this on Sub-Sunday, this game was fucking wild.
Can you put DLSS5 on this? You probably can.
It already looks crazy.
Uh, thought, Don Walker's good shit, Wild Classic Plus, rumored to be called World Warcraft Forever.
Someone mentioned that.
Oh, yeah. Do they patch that? Do they patch that motorcycle game? Oh, shit, dude. Has that gotten better?
I saw Armoury for your rally. Armour, Armour driver dev knows what he's doing. I'm glad they recognize that he's good at his job. I'm glad the bumpy terrain of the arm of maps with the driving is great. Yes, I'm glad they're headed in this direction.
fucking armor man
what a what an interesting journey to follow these fucking devs man
since fucking armor two
what the hell bro
uh
check out wow with dlss five uh link me bro and no one has recorded shit about
that i was about to download it myself
On Amusha, I'm not that convinced about it. I still I still would hit up GTA4.
Check out Go Next. Someone copied Megabonk.
This guy just made like Megabonk DLC Honestly Megabonk was good this doesn't do anything
to me this doesn't do anything I would try it but this does not hype me up as a dopamine
genre and joyer. This one doesn't really, this one doesn't really do it.
Nah, try it, bro. I don't think so.
anything else happen
dude fucking halloween bro people love watching it even though it sucks ass I mean it's like
badly good it's fucking bad but good but you still want to play a couple of the rounds
until eventually everybody leaves and the servers are dead and it was like that it was it's a short
ha ha people will move on the game even isn't even out yet
what the fuck where wind meets the ls s5 this shit looks like a like a korean drama or something
Looks like it's on fucking Netflix
Thing is how many of these are exaggerated
Like you still have to tweak it like you read you tweak a fucking reshade, right?
You still have to
Like I it's not just messing with the intensity
You know what man, it's the first iteration of it like it's fucking crazy man still this is the direction they're going let's see I
Guess you know what it's interesting
Then you look at a game like on a musha and like damn, you know, there is it was all in-house cooking
No, nothing involved and the game just is like the top peak of it all when slowly all these games are going to incorporate AI and stuff because they're going to, you know, it's just the rollout of it until it just like gradually flows in.
Telvis goes in, I don't know,
it's it's it's like it just flows in.
Oh, don't Mushers kind of like.
That was like full blown fucking Capcom.
It's such a good game.
Even bloody the Don Walker to like these games are just like
straight up, right before we're going to hit a bigger wave of
more usage of it.
it. Witcher 3, DLSS 5.
Don't do it man, don't do it man.
Honestly look more at the environments and this and the world more than like yes
the face but like fuck the face if it makes everything else look crazier like
why not it is flickering
True, in a way it kinda is like when you mod this shit out of a game and it's like cool too.
It's like a one button fucking mod.
It's like oh shit.
But like it takes up the process.
If you look, uh, with half the frames, yeah pretty much.
What do we have here anything else? Nope. Hey yo tomorrow is the Nintendo Direct for
Zelda bro tell me they're announcing holy shit man. I'm still heavily in the mood for
it. I am craving a Zelda. Usually I don't really give a fuck but like currently I don't
I'm craving one, bro. I'm craving one.
Shadow of war. Oh, dude, I would totally play another one of these, but like this shit's dead.
I would. Like a good, a good Lord of the Rings game.
What is this X3 shit?
I gotta say I judged the UI Dem a little bit of this game cause it looked fucking terrible.
This game looks good, but the UI dev?
No idea what he was doing with a lot of the icons.
There is a disconnect.
Dude, UI Andy, fuck you, okay?
He did it.
It's like the art guy is like popping off and this guy just overlaid trash on top.
This looks like a fucking racing game, it's multiplayer or something.
Come on, man.
This one looks a little ENB-like.
I mean, it has its moments.
What game is this?
This is Shadow of War, is this the second one?
I think the first one was better than the second one, I don't fully remember.
I think the first one was way better.
That's fucking ridiculous.
So you take the DLSS five and then you have you neural render the neural render.
It's like, okay, you did this now.
Dude on this.
I think what the fuck man what even is this probably even is this shit
Yeah
I'm looking at the arc bro look at the arc
Look at the look at the fucking foliage doesn't make the grass look better the trees the armor texture
I mean it already looked good. It doesn't look honestly this does look more
it looks more vivid like the color looks more vivid the original armored was
already like solidly designed yeah no shit the face bro I mean it looks more
like real it looks more projected out because it's darker
what the fuck is this
sure man
okay orc
Yeah, I don't fuck it up, man.
It's the same picture.
The very game dependent.
Good game right there.
What is this?
What happened?
Oh, did I?
This is when I was AFK.
What happened?
Dude, I'm not logged into Twitch on this computer because I literally forgot my password
and I don't feel like resetting it and fucking everything up.
I'm like, all my shit, so I'm just not gonna do that.
It all comes to me, it all comes to me.
What happened?
Deputy King. I know he's around here. Wow. He was about to solve the case of the town.
he just looked to the left. Come on, man. Deputy. What are you doing, man?
Is that a player? That's AI. That's not a player.
Have you seen this beautiful light? I have.
Oh, if I saw one game, I think I wish listed got like a demo or some shit.
Yeah. So tomorrow is the Zelda stream. And then Wednesday is the Nintendo Direct.
And then fucking, when is the BlizzCon main shit?
What is that? What time brother? What time?
Wednesday is also the Apple event as well.
Here we go.
Wow, with the LSS 5?
Alright.
All right, yeah my streaming Thursday is anything happening Thursday no pixel 5 is launching
I'm like 5050 it is really sick what they're doing I just thought
You know?
Yeah, like I could go and like maybe, yeah.
Nah.
I mean, I don't know, man, I guess I could it's more just like interacting with people
in RP.
It's not like, like it's kind of different now.
I don't know.
RP isn't the same.
It's kind of like arping with the fucking streamer.
Everybody is a streamer on no pixel,
so it's like arping with their fucking communities together.
I don't fucking know.
It's different.
If you're just like on an anonymous as server,
it's not that deep and it's just like
Rolls off the bullshit.
It's just it's fucking it's different now.
It's just different.
Like, no shit, the devs are good, but then it's like you then play it with people who are like.
I swear, everybody on fucking no pixel is a streamer.
It's kind of just like, do I want to play with it's not even shade on anybody.
It's like, do I want to interact with all these?
It's not as different as different
than just like art being with a bunch of random fucks.
Oh, by the way, it's no pixels tech on the server,
you know, or all the enhancements,
but like an anonymous ass server
where you just go and just like fuck around.
Not like everybody's got a fucking podcast ass setup.
Everybody's fucking
It's different it's different you fucking go play buddy you go fucking play it
You go you stream it I'll watch I do that shit
I stream to myself and comment to myself in chat.
That's how you do it, bro.
You talk to yourself for like years and then one day out of nowhere after seeing zeroes,
zeroes, zeroes, empty chat room, empty chat room, hour after hour, years.
One guy will low, one, and then he's, he's gone, vanishes.
The one line you've ever achieved, or seen, you'll never know, bro, you'll never know.
The one guy, you don't know, you don't know what the fuck it is, you don't know.
just remember. Yeah, how about some random replay of cyberpunk? No. Who is your one guy?
Yeah, what is this? What is this? Lately, there's been a lot of first time chatters.
going on. I've noticed that either something has changed on my end or lately I've been
noticing these massive rectangles of it showing a new chatter. Marvel rivals the comeback.
Bro, some people they hold up fucking candles remembering when I was addicted. That's like a
low point on the channel bro okay it was very tragic all right relax don't bring
it up the one month the long cold all he played was Marvel rivals every time I
tuned in the darkest month CS2 era was worse yo fuck you bitch it's gonna be
back it's hibernating motherfucker it's hibernating
I made an account just to tell you to fix your sound what the fuck yo elaborate oh my
god he maybe did no way that's actually dedication who the fuck makes the twitch count in current
month year day he's gone I can't even scroll up any further I don't know if it was legit
But it was a one message and I didn't I couldn't check the date
Bro I think it is fixed up. Yeah, I'm beating on a moosh it today. Okay. I know it's a little bit of sleeper
Okay, I know it on the huge front a little sleepy sleepy. All right sleepy weepy. I know you want to watch the halloween the he he's the ha ha's
The fucking bugged shit
But it's kind of funny. I got to beat this though
and then we got some events scattered this week if I were to choose yes
Don Walker's lore is better yes yes now playing it if you're looking for Pete
Mm, Onimusha is fucking good.
But if I had to recommend it, Don Walker versus Onimusha.
I think Don Walker is the Don Walker's
of more interesting choice, a more interesting adventure.
Onimusha's combat is good.
But it has its points of
Hmm, where it's so linear, where it's so linear, but the linearness is repetitive.
The loop, it's a fucking pretty game.
He's a samurai.
It looks fucking good.
It's already engine.
But at the end of the day, you can put the game plays loop on pen paper, you know.
So feel the, the, when the fundamental feeling, I'm starting to feel it.
I had a dream of a fucking rift last night.
Okay, I had to close four rifts in my dream last night,
and I'm pretty sure I got like six left in the game.
Oh, fuck, another roof!
Did you finish the game?
No, but I'm going to.
All right, let's see, let's see.
Yeah, Don Walker, you're probably gonna
Yeah, I would say is the better choice even with its flaws
But you gotta be really into RPGs, okay, you gotta be really into RPGs though
You got to really enjoy looting a bunch of shit and then like scouring through your fucking bag of trash
and doing all that crafting some fucking medical supplies some RPG mechanics are a little fucking
going through like a swamp feeling just for the immersion element sometimes sometimes sometimes
RPGs are a commitment. Yeah. They are. They are. All right. Yeah, we're gonna get into
this. There's literally nothing new on the horizon other than the events dropping. And
then after Don Walker, I'm 50 50 on what I'm what I'm doing with that. I'm most likely
not going back to the game. I might dabble in it some more after this. But the only other
thing I could do with Don Walker is go straight for a linear playthrough in Don Walker. I still
think it's not a bad way to play an RPG is to just spam one. You know, I don't think it's
bad. You can get the fucking gist. You could smash the main story in like two streams.
Um, a true maybe, maybe is Wolverine next week, uh, video game releases.
Oh, yeah, this site is, oh God, what happened to my dark mode, bro?
The fuck happened?
I'm trying not to flashbang you guys.
Appearance, dark, lies.
How do you make the whole damn sight?
Yo, Edge?
Hey, yo, anyone here use Edge?
Save your, shove your lolls up your ass, okay?
I know.
New computer, I'm trying Edge.
I don't give a fuck.
Can you make Edge full dark mode?
Micro sloppy leepy.
Can you install add-ons on edge like Dark Reader?
Settings and appearances, lies, I already have it set to dark.
Look at this shit.
I already have it set to dark, look, and then boom, flashbang.
It only, maybe it doesn't bypass all websites.
to live without war dogs. You know, I, war dogs, I didn't put enough time into, but like there's
so much I want to do in the game. Like I want to recon, I want to snipe some more. I want to play
more of the helicopter. I didn't get to deep dive heavily into the game. Like there's a lot of avenues
I want to approach it at to see but I still think I really I really hope it is gonna be a
I really hope it's gonna be like an h1z1 moment where this is the first and then there's gonna be
Better war dog games out there, you know what I'm saying
If one thing I noticed playing it it seemed like the hit reg or the feeling of
of shot connection to a player was kind of shit.
That was the main thing I noticed at times.
The hit impact from distance, it is early access.
I swear that was the biggest thing,
sniping long distances, like the hit connect,
then it felt, but they were testing anyways.
You know, they were testing.
I don't know, I don't fucking know.
Was it a server?
Was it a server?
That was the main thing I noticed.
Manly on the shooting of guns. Just bad.
It is early access and they're smaller dev team, but their game mode is way more interesting than like your typical shit. So hopefully other devs.
We're going to see a slew of three player team games with more expansive literally like I said take war dogs way more expansive server fucking a thousand versus a thousand versus a thousand easy clap a hundred be a hundred be a hundred.
Just while you bigger map bigger servers.
Way more.
10 cents planet side. Yeah, like for real.
Like do like it's hilarious. It's like history just repeats itself like just bring fucking planet side back.
FPS gamers feel like they're all related there. There's call of duty fatigue.
Battlefield 6 is not that bad.
EFT is great, but EFT is always going to be there. You still crave something new in first-person shooters
Battery alz I think are officially done unless there's some massive fucking actual innovation
I don't I think BRs are kind of done. Okay, but by fucking water zone
to share them out. Have fun in the fucking playground. You got Warzone, you got Battlefield
6, Call of Duty Fatigue, Battlefield 6, they still patch it and they do a good job. Wardogs
is coming out, but Wardogs is going to be interesting to follow. It is good, but then
you just see the old potential of what was that can be now. Like PlanetSide, those servers
were fucking popping. You just need a good dev team to make the fucking game. We're now
gonna go where we need a new FPS that doesn't follow the old formula. It doesn't need to
be competitive. Not competitive, not 5v5. Everyone's just gonna go play fucking Valorant
or counter strike. No one wants to waste time unless your game is super worth it to learn
this gunplay and shit that they can just easily do in Valon counter strike. Ain't nobody
want to do that shit. Planet side, you need multiplayer, mega servers, three teams, constant
battle, you hop in and you can like help your team to some degree, whatever faction you
choose. That is the future. That's gonna be the next evolution. IMO. And then the
extractor dabbled in here and there. Like Nikita's new extractor actually looks
fucking sick. Hey, before I play on a moosh, I wanted to try this. I remember playing this
on sub Sunday. It's going to be asked maybe. I like that I like the fee. I like the space
theme he's going with. It's like a great style of space theme. Yo, this game is probably one
wait hold on can I actually uh let me see here let me see here let me see let me see full screen
I might be able to just to do it on this one I don't think we're gonna see a massive difference
because this game already looks crazy oh yeah what was that other game by the way I did I was
I was mentioning it
What was that fucking game what was the motorcycle game
Did does he patch it made by that one dude
That was actually kind of sick to play. What was it called again?
Was it called ride lane split oh
Oh, yeah lane split does he still patch this or did it kind of just like fizzle out?
Mmm.
June ragdoll update.
This game was kind of fucking fun, bro.
Online PvP.
Same as some say, Dev.
I don't think so.
Point two hours.
more of the demo, all right.
Six minutes.
Where is this game?
Hey, Chris Dejean, are you here?
Anything that supports DLSS with this mod detect?
Like I just, or doesn't need to specifically,
I don't know if it's here.
Uh...
Yeah, I don't see it. Any game works, read the tooltip.
Filter game? Oh, I can add a game too. Oh, okay.
I would love to fucking sit down and read it.
Buddy, there's like a thousand fucking things, buddy.
What the fuck am I supposed to do here?
I don't know if I can read this shit.
I'm live.
I got stuff to do.
You got to streamline it, bro.
I would love to fucking sit down and read it.
All right, let's see.
I probably don't need it on this game.
Running train.
There it is.
Holy moly.
Wanderberg comes out tomorrow. Oh shit, really? Oh wait, short views. I did the tool before.
I don't know if it matters. I think it needs to be the straight up tool.
One more time.
Okay.
Don't do it, Gabe launched.
Whoops.
I think it worked anyways.
All right.
All right, what about BLSS5 on DayZ, I know, right?
True.
I need to remember how to drive a train.
I got the brakes off.
Hold on.
Okay, ready for depart?
Okay.
Oh yeah, I remember the Blizzard in this game
looked fucking wild.
Oh shit
You know what I just realized oh wait
Lubin ultra
I'm trying to take my shit
What it does?
Ummm, I can't tell if it's on or off.
I think this is with an on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what with an on.
Shit, how do I go faster reaching there for her to bring the throttle back to neutral press Q
Break power, let me see
Shit man, how do you do this bro?
You can go very very fast
game settings input device.
QAZ the throttle.
I'm hitting Q bro.
I don't know what I changed.
I just said okay.
Hell for headlights
It's amazing how I can press so many buttons, but see no indication of anything changing
Okay, it was actually Z, not Q-R-E.
Alright, I'm gaining speed now.
Okay, okay, okay!
I think I just ruined it.
Full speed.
I think it slows you down.
I'm driving over the speed limit on purpose.
Oh yeah, you lose HP in this game.
I remember the snow in this game looked fucking crazy.
There is a way to do it.
Edit, train, game settings.
How do you do it actually?
I think here you can change.
Oh, here we go. Spring, winter, Blizzard.
Hidden UI? No, my God. Oh, God. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Chat buckle up. Holy shit.
Hogwarts Express? I would be shitting my pants.
Oh yeah, did I send it to, you know what, at night.
Oh, fuck.
That looks real.
That looks real.
hold on I'm trying to start the train manually with no UI I might be doing it I think I'm
I'm doing it. Hold on.
Oh shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's usually a bad sound.
Okay, brakes are pumped off.
I think I just switched gears.
To off.
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're moving. We're moving. The brakes are on. Yeah, the brakes
are on.
all.
Oh, the **** man.
Yo, this is for the immersion factor. Hold up. Hold up.
hold on hold on hold on off come on man come on dude hold on bro chill
you know a controller or probably make this a lot easier where's the controller
at I need my controller anyways in like 10 minutes
oh shit auto detected it nice I thought I was gonna have to restart
Okay, got the honk. I can turn. Kind of weird on controller actually. I might still need
to find the controls on how to shut this piece of... Oh! There it is. Silence. Ah, feels
That's good. Now. Okay. Now let me see. Can I accelerate?
Okay.
Alright.
How am I going backwards how am I going backwards I just hit something
There it is boys, holy shit, out of train in ten minutes.
Yo, good thing I'm- Yo, good shi- Yo, good thing, man?
What if we were in an emergency situation?
Good thing I- It took me ten minutes, motherfucker! Ten minutes!
No phone! No phone!
Buckle up.
I swear, we can maybe go even faster.
Okay, I think this is third gear or some shit.
I'm gonna fail anyways because this is hard mode, you're supposed to stop.
I'm just trying to gain speed.
Oh the game auto stops you weird
Yeah, auto stops you I
Don't fucking know bro. I was just trying to I thought that yeah, I don't know. I was thinking about that. I don't know
It's my question. I was just looking at the fun. I don't know what my point was to play that. I was just looking at it. It's a cool game
Let's beat this game.
Oh yeah, before we go there.
I was looking. What am I playing after this?
Am I looking at Metacritic? What the fuck am I looking at here?
It's the site that flashbang me.
Anamusha!
Bruh, I need like an ab- Bruh, I need an ad block. I need an ad block.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Bruh, you actually need this? This is why you do it. Yeah, who uses Edge?
I
Found it
Nope, I'm a my I'm a I'm nope. I'm trying to know one. Okay, bro. There's one guy in the chat
Okay, as we were, uh, bro, September, what am I playing war long Halloween comes out,
but we're already playing it.
War dogs early access on the 10th.
Oh, so this week's kind of actually... War Dogs is situated pretty good.
Yeah, 10th on the early access, then nothing.
There's actually nothing.
There's Marble's Wolverine. I'm gonna be playing it.
Some people already say those games suckin' ass and shit.
I'm gonna try it, right? I don't know. Let's see. Let's see.
Um...
Really?
And then Silent Hill Townfall and Control Resonant.
Mmm, what's your three remastered? Huh?
Runescape Dragon Wilds, it's uh, is this 1.0? I think we talked about this. It comes out the same
day as Marvel's Wolverine, but I would try this because the early axis was really good.
I would try this. Uh, yes, the early axis was kind of like, it was, as you could say,
and shrouded is better, but it had its own appeal to it. That was nice.
All right. What do we got going on here?
I remember I ended last time I played this I ended on a fight and I ended again and I'm
on a fucking fight.
So we're going right into boss fight.
I remember noticing getting a massive FPS drop in this game.
I guess it's good now.
Alright, let's see.
Oh yeah, I ran over here to try to kill this guy, but I tried doing it on my team.
But the input lag was fucking crazy for this guy. I could not beat this piece of shit last night
But now on PC I got no excuses. I got no excuses
They'll take more than that.
Perring this guy with input lag is impossible
I
Get in the controller
Hold on hold on he's mad
Yeah, that wasn't possible to do.
Okay, chill.
You don't need that head anyway.
And you have every single feature enabled that adds input lag?
Yeah, probably added up there.
Because I was dreaming it as well.
Parry games!
Especially this game, it's like a double parry on timing.
Look out!
Look out!
You know, I'm expecting Phantom Blade to have chunkier barriers in this.
That's where my expectations are with that game.
And this game has great chunky barriers.
Oh, shit!
That's fucking bullshit.
I'm bad, I have no excuse. I'm bad.
I'm bad.
Alright, we'll speedrun Killimere.
Fuck over and out.
Oh shit.
I
What a body don't get them
Are you piece of shit
I really need to upgrade that dodge.
Don't give them an opening.
Yeah, what the fuck even happened?
I know it's gonna be dangerous there, so be careful.
You're the perpetrator, Thorne.
I said that you'll be gone.
This 30 millisecond latency actually high.
Be on your guard.
Oh
Shit
Buddy
I've got you now you freak should be 16.6 or 60 fps
I don't want to verify what he said.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh my God!
How do I not have reflex dodge yet?
Like how did I miss that?
Fine by me.
You're on.
Get him there.
Oh, this is like a combat air.
Nice.
Clean, clean.
Shit!
He's very mad now.
Even they're scared.
Shit bro!
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
Dude, get the fuck out of here now.
What even is this?
This is the hardest mob in the game. Harder than the bosses.
I wonder if these keep spawning.
Ah, shit man.
Oh, you got us!
Ah, shit man.
Really?
No!
Missed that shit!
I
Blinded by me you're on feels bad
And he's a tough bow, not the game or you want me to be
I'm trying
Oh
Come on
Okay, now we're good
I
Are you screaming fuck man, don't give them an opening
You're that fucking ability man
What are you cool box? Oh shit
I've got no damage there.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh
I almost got the whole string
I'm very screwed right now that last one I had
Oh
Oh
Not gonna happen!
I'll crush you!
Bullshit!
you're not getting the pressure
I have to beat this guy.
by me
are these fucks that
What the fuck?
Right on target.
God damn!
Okay, we're good.
Oh, shit.
Ah, man.
Okay, okay, I'll take that I'll take that very nice he's already mad
What do you call that?
It's ripping it up enough.
Let's see what you've got.
Let's see what you've got, my friend!
Is that all you got?
There it is.
Now is the time.
Use this then.
Now is the time.
Use the motion.
What?
This ends now.
Very nice, very nice.
Into the posture strike.
Time to save my...
Finally died, huh?
That guy was tough.
That was one of the top three toughest for me.
Top three toughest.
Now I gotta go to the story boss.
I didn't beat the brothers, I'm going there right after this.
Did I close the Oni portal?
What the fuck?
So what about the Oni portal?
What's that?
You're kidding, there's more shit?
It's like a whole gauntlet area.
Hiya, shop, shop.
This guy's still alive.
Now I'm splitting a piece of shit.
I don't think I've ever encountered a mob, that mob, that was like a different mob.
Ah, that was a waste.
You're telling me that fucking guy that I just versed wasn't the ending guy?
There's that whole another section?
What are we doing here?
It's better to do the last only portal at this rate.
Like I'm still alive?
I just died.
That does not take a lot of damage.
That does not take a lot of damage.
Ow!
God damn!
This must lead all the way to it.
It does feel like I didn't upgrade anything.
I missed the chest in an eye.
This is the final chapter.
Uh, no, this is a side area.
Oh nice. That looks like a good upgrade. Was that the hole? No way that was the only power.
I sense the power of the army hidden nearby.
Oh!
Miss Ashley, where do you see it out?
Let's see, let's see.
The gauntlet has reacted to something.
Found it.
Try looking around with the power of the young.
There it is.
The eyeball.
Oh no, I'm going to go to the, uh, I'm going to go to the brother after this.
Is it Wolverine going to have shit like this too, where it's like you?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Where you going to like this otherworldly area to, you know, do shit?
It's like, but for him, it's like his memory or something.
I think there's a mark on the other side or some shit, and I gotta like rotate it.
Whoa.
Oh
We're here
of the Omnibus.
I was entrusted this power by Enna, King of Hell.
Shizuka, in turn I entrusted to you.
Take my place as Chief.
Rebuild our civilization in Hell.
And forgive me, Shizuka.
I was unfaithful as a leader.
I will not betray the trust you have placed in me.
Goodbye, Giel.
You have drawn out all of the only power available. Oh, do not neglect your enhancements at the spirit
power. I know that. What was that power you got? I have all the only power.
A power that will grant me a new body in hell. It is a gift I feel.
I'll tie you up. Are you fucking shitting me? She's the chief of the army.
let's go nice ring to us must you make fun of me you made me do all that and you
got the upgrades I can't imagine anyone better for the job what the fuck man
I don't fight that guy that kicked my ass
I miss if there's only stature nearby or stature nearby.
Do you really get a lot of the charm upgrades from doing the side quests?
They are prepared to fight. I'm not. I don't want to fight.
It's coming. I'm just trying to go to the shrine, people.
Just trying to go to the shrine.
I can upgrade this shit so much if I had more iron if there was like an iron farm area
It's like one map missing.
Oh, does the vendor have some back at the base?
Chain Ishen.
Deflection more damage.
Petrify.
I should probably do this more is this just I'll wait yeah this is just like
bullshit oh you can get a bonus on this to unlock three charms to be equipped as
well oh yeah where is reflex dodge that I is wait which one is reflex dodge is it
this, but I have ignored.
Dude, I've literally just ignored this completely because it costed powerstones and I just never
gave a shit together.
I've been focusing so much.
I've been doing this.
I've been deflecting.
My whole playthrough has been deflection focused.
Oh, damn, I should.
Oh, shit, if you could refund, reset, you can reset page reset all.
Deflection power to is like where it's at.
I
Extends the duration and then I've been using this shit a lot sure is the charge time
And what are the enhance only strength?
I think I'm going to go to the right.
Tony stones, rain.
I don't really get fucked about that.
Oh, the fall recovery is nice.
reflex combo range is nice too. Everything is just very expensive on the ony stones.
I feel like fall recovery is the strongest here. Everything else, red soul, and I have
so many red souls I'm missing just the one stone shit all right you scared out
and then I'm gonna go uh fight those two
I think she has a buff for me
I need something
one shiny new whole sticky pouch use it for here you go go use it okay
all right these two different ones got it this one right what the hell
cotton cloth what why the fuck would i use that
purple one gives only gauge yeah but you can only
get used one.
Oh, you few.
Ready to go.
Yeah, let me buy iron.
I can upgrade this shit as well.
Where do you go to buy iron again?
This actually this charm kind of sucks balls
Is there a specific vendor that actually sells iron I have not given a shit about the vendor part of this game
There's a treasure there, a monument, yeah, I had just like neglected a lot of the treasures.
dot above you. Oh, and you're a Masu monument. What do we have here?
I may be unable to set foot beyond this shrine, but rest assured I will aid you in every way I can
You will bring me again missiles. I shall take them and bestow you in turn with useful items
I anticipated your visit, Masashi
God damn
I have a lot of souls right now many at many right now
Hmm available 15
Give me five for now I can do mega upgrade I think I need you have decided off
Let me give me two cotton cloths. I'm gonna have to go back and forth hands
Gotta go back and forth on this I don't know what I need
I can get an upgrade back at home just more cotton nice more iron iron
Bayaki Yaku's talisman iron cotton
I do need of my aid
Hmm as you wish this one correct a wise choice
Hmm a
One until we next meet yeah, he sells those as well. Yeah, I thought I had way more souls
All right, those red things.
Oh, shit, I need leather.
Yeah, it's all iron.
Is it all iron all the way up?
Big upgrade on the mass.
Yeah, more talismans, iron and now leather.
I anticipated your visit, Masashi.
Masashi!
Whoops.
You have decided.
Buddy, just give it all, just, oh shit.
As you wish.
This one, correct?
I'm actually poor now.
As you, the city is in your hands.
I'm actually poor now. Uh oh.
Iron and cotton cloth. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm broke now.
All right. Where am I fighting these motherfuckers again? Where are they?
I think they're back at their temple. Yes.
Anyone here selling it? I don't know. I could sell all my shit too instead of going for
charm enhancements. I don't know if I have enough shit to sell. It doesn't look like
out of that much crazy shit to sell. I have a third slot here, but no third charm.
Oh, you can't sell?
Brute, force, or side quest?
Hey, Albra, we both saw the credits roll, man, alright.
Technically, you're bad if you need the upgrades and can't beat the bosses on video at a lower
level.
We've been training so hard with your blood and clawing our way back up.
Oh, Zaddy!
I'm kinda judging them.
I'm judging them for duty-woting.
They say his name a lot because it's an ant, it feels like an anime.
The first rule of these type of games is you have to say those main characters name often,
Fuck that.
What the fuck?
Leave me that side-bash like that, fuck!
Oh, yeah, that combo.
You gotta kill them both together, don't you?
Hey, I got a fuckover here.
Oh, no, they have two lives.
I gotta kill them both together, don't you?
Hey, I gotta fuck over here!
Oh no, they have two lives!
They don't have to kill them together.
to bite every day! It's Maddox! As we kill you, I'll give you a door!
Damn, man! That doesn't sound like that!
It's a Sushi!
There we go!
That's mean! Hey, don't twist!
That's not fucking Bash, man!
Let's end this!
Oh
Oh
I'm actually getting kind of fucked here bring these out
We still have three health bars after this guy
Oh
You're doing it again
Oh
My I think I just outranged it right there
Oh
My dad
I'm scared. I'm scared. I can do this. What? I've had the momentum. Are they already
I got it though, I got it.
I'm gonna pop this now.
Fast kill.
One.
Oh, shit
Really
Nice nice all good
You love you love you love you love
Might be a little early for this, but I'll pop it down and build it again.
Nice.
Nice.
Ah dude, I still always fail that.
Oh dude, I still always fail that.
Come on, come on!
You're joking.
Yo, come on, man.
It's only in a joke.
The souls can't stop.
This is bad.
Ah, shit, I'm getting worse.
That's a lot in the beginning.
Damn, I gotta carry that.
I
Have a faster with the Perry
What I had the rhythm
Come on, man!
Bro, what even was that?
I'm gonna kill both of them.
oh
that parry should do more damage here it comes
oh
damn he's good
I
Was your brother
Oh nice.
Where?
What?
It's over.
What?
It's over
All right, I gotta kill this guy fast now I get super guy popped everything
What he backed out
Of course I miss it
Are you joking?
Okay.
See you around, big guy.
It's only in a joke.
Get a soul, cancel!
I got it relax
All good all good
What a waste.
I'm on top of that.
Whoa.
That was sick.
Let's stab his arm.
There you go.
Give me more of those.
I hate losing those. I still don't know how to win those.
Oh shit, I'm bailing.
I'm bailing.
I'm bailing.
Get ready!
SHIT, MAD! HAVE I BEEN KILLED ONE OF THEM YET?!
I think this will kill him.
Alright, now it won't.
Don't let me down!
Damn it!
Die you bitch!
Wow!
What?
Move!
Really?
You've got a strong, the way it's stronger than I thought!
This is what we live for!
You've got a strong gun, now, yeah!
Yo, that is my way of what?
Uh oh.
It's only in a joke.
That a soul can't solve!
Bob viewers, holy shit.
Cancel your plans.
Because I'm killing him this attempt!
Insane speed.
Yes!
I don't want it more!
You giving up?
Shit!
Damn these two!
Try dying!
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Did you train for this?
It's over.
Alright, I'm going to get close, but I'm going to have to keep attacking it through those.
Give me more, give me more.
Oh
Bro die you bitch
I'm
Shit
Oh my god, I stopped it.
They ported me over and stopped their transport.
Nice nice
Not nice
I'm pressing you both down
I don't know what just happened, but I've ordered and I've maybe dodged this.
You've got it strong now!
Hell yeah!
This ends now.
Does this stop it?
That'd be a min- Oh my god, it stopped it!
Boom!
And no whole thought's left for the death!
You're not the same as I said!
Oh hell yeah!
Fucking off!
Are you fucking kidding?
Come here!
Did you train for this?
Die, you motherfucker!
You got me there!
KIDDING!
Oooooohhhh...
Dude, fuck you. I think you gotta shoot it.
That's insane.
Buddy, that's crazy, man!
He stalled that last bullshit?
Oh my god!
I don't know what you've got!
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Gimme far, you bitch! Hurry up!
I got it this time, boys.
Vodbeers, this is for you!
Oh, I got him, I got him!
Nice, I might go right into Oniform.
We won!
No!
Oh nice, I think both of them.
Tell a dead man, rather than you cannot pass us!
Tell him!
It's our enemies to fight everything!
It's paradise!
Unless we kill you, you'll be adored!
That doesn't sound all right!
Nice!
Get transitioned!
Don't give me that one!
of
the
one
all right all right all right
I'm pushing your butt down!
Oh my god, I fucked up, god damn it!
I don't get that shit, literally it doesn't make sense, you're like, what, you're just
supposed to dodge it?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You're spamming fucks!
Oh, get the fuck outta here.
They're literally popping every CD of shit.
No!
Bro!
There's no fucking ass here dude.
He's after spamming!
They're fucking spamming.
Okay, I'm gonna pair you that arrow definitely hit these guys were just fucking spamming
Yeah, that was bullshit actually that's actually bullshit
Actually fucking bullshit
I expected more
What?
My name is...
Dude, come on, get carried.
Thank you.
God.
Ow!
You turn it off!
Nice, I just fucking carried him from behind.
Wow!
And this!
I thought he had the last second, though.
Shoo!
Shoo!
Yeah, me too!
Ah, you motherfucker!
Ah, you motherfucker!
F**k that you're fat!
Get that, you're best!
Shit, I gotta know this.
I
Need one looking your face to tell me the guy who's been training on
Yeah
All right
This guy's spits against way more HP
All right, all right, all right, four heals, two shit heals, above on one at life each.
When you're done.
This move seems...
Oh my god, it's the easiest one to dodge.
What?!
I'm pushing your buttons out!
This is what we live for!
Aw, shit!
You're getting stronger than you can imagine, no more sports or to the deck!
You're not the son of that same life as I had!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm not about to lose!
Not about to hit you!
Oh
What? It's Force?
How did you stop us?
I love the story of us, bro!
You got it! It's just you and me now, the emotional pressure!
You're not doing this buddy.
You're not doing this buddy.
Oh
It really
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god!
Yeah, this is the longest, honestly, this is a hard boss fight. It's just like a very long boss fight.
You're both going down!
Ah, shit!
Dude!
Raise me in one look in your face and tell this is a guy who's just gravy and hot!
For that, you have our respect!
Yeah, well fuck!
Take this, I'll handle with you!
Yeah, let's have some fun. Don't let me down
Come on!
Ow!
My arm! You tear it off!
No!
Got it!
Sammy's good!
Come on
Get the fuck out of here, man!
This is what we live for!
Shit!
At least you're out of control.
Brother, it's over Matt. It's over. It's over. It's a waste of time.
I got you there.
Yeah, it's over, just die, just die, just fucking die.
I
Here we go boys
This is it you're here get the gamma going get the gamma going
It's okay, it's okay!
I only need one looking at your face to call this a guy who's just playing hard.
Look at that! You have our respect! Let's take this one hell of a shoe!
Yeah, let's have some fun. Don't let me down.
Aw, dude, I did a straight... not letting him hit me with that.
You scared us!
I'm handling this!
Come on man!
Look it up!
Get the glasses!
Move!
You can't stop!
You can't stop!
You've got to be stronger!
The way is stronger!
Right, right, right!
Let's show him what we're all about!
Come on!
Oh, shit!
No!
Nice, nice!
Nice, nice!
No, it's nice
No
He's
Are you fucking kidding I was resetting you piece of shit
Oh my god!
Yeah!
You're such a...
This is what we live for!
You've got it strong now!
Oh, shit!
Bring it on!
I stopped it.
are you fucking kidding oh my god
God dammit!
There's no home for thought to the death!
You let the captain say right who's the king!
That was so stupid.
How did you stop us?
Oh my god!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
There's no hope far far through the deck!
You love to stop that thing, you always do!
You know, fuck these standing blocks!
Yeah.
No!
Got it!
This ends now.
I lost!
He's only yours, bro!
You're dead!
It's just you and me now, me a motion motion assh-
Motion shot!
Joy to die!
Fuck that move!
No, the timing on that dodge is bullshit.
You have the timing on that dodge is bullshit.
What?
I'm scared.
You're joking right now.
You're fucking kidding.
Good morning, my boy.
Oh, I'm warm.
Hey, yo, this guy.
Okay.
Yo, this guy...
Ah, okay.
Oh, my.
Holy f**k.
Okay, the stream title.
I gotta think, the fight is great.
This is such an adrenaline fight.
It's like a long ass fight.
It's an endurance fight.
I could also be under a habit. That doesn't help.
Oh, God, he's there!
Not bad.
Oh
My god
Now is the time. Use these weapons.
Damn these guns!
No challenge at all!
Where's your boy, where is he?
All right, I'm scared now. I'm scared.
Nice.
Even though they're gonna do their attack spam here.
No!
No!
Dude, I fucking carry that, but apparently I didn't because the game disagrees.
Come on! Come on!
Oh! Got it!
I'm anxious!
Move!
Ah, he's fucking Perry, bitch!
I probably should have saved that. I regret everything. I should have saved that. I don't
I'm not sure when it is time to power up
I'll give you that one.
Ow!
Give you that one!
Ow!
Fuck off!
You turn it off!
Alright, let's see.
Yeah, Bur- Bur- Bur- Burra is-
E-Fu's definitely easier to burst
than a 1v1.
Because this guy doesn't land it. He just does blue shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Shit.
You've got it stronger!
Hell yeah!
I think you can just range that one.
Down in the bush with him!
They look deader stronger than you can imagine!
We're the strongest brothers ever to land!
You think you can stop us?
Take it again!
AHHHHHHH!
How did you stop us?
Let's end this!
I'm ending this!
Double meter pop?
I know, but I still have some. Nope.
HAH!
HA! HA! HA!
I LOST!
IT'S ALL YOURS, BROTHER!
YOU!
GOT IT!
IT'S TO YOU AND ME NOW, ME!
MUST- MUST- MUST- MUST-
MUST- MUST- MUST-
MUST- MUST-
MUST-
Thunderbolt!
Yeah! Fuck this Thunderbolt!
I got the blood coming!
Let's make this bloodshed!
Come on!
I
To die
dead
I'm dead, it's over
He hit me with the kite for the last bit.
That's insane.
That's crazy.
He lifted his fucking leg up.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
Oh
I
Do are you fucking serious? Yeah
I'm putting you both down!
You're the hope of this world!
Nice, ah fuck me man, I messed up.
No! Got it!
There's no escape!
Ah, fuck me, man. I messed up.
I didn't mean to pop that, whatever.
I only need one look at your face to tell people the guy is too good and strong!
I'm going to save my only presence.
Right
I'm out, I'm out!
Alright, chill, chill!
One, two, three...
Is that all you got?
I'll get it, I'll get it.
Alright.
Nice.
Can I just watch you beat the shit out of that?
I got it, I'm telling you I can't cut that!
Cut that!
How did you stop us?
No!
You must heal quickly.
Wonderful!
I'm ending this!
Nice!
I LOST!
IT'S ALL YOURS!
You got it!
It's the human being I'll live for so much longer!
You're a murderer!
This is the matter of this man!
Yeah!
Boom!
Time to die!
Is that your best?
Thunderbolt!
There it is, boys.
That was rough.
I've got no regrets though.
Hell yeah!
That was an awesome fight.
Everything we had.
That was a great fight.
Let's keep training in hell. I'll end up down there sooner or later.
We're going forward to the rematch.
Masashi! Chizuka!
Takamura is pulling for you. Come back quick!
Uh oh.
What's going on?
I feel an ominous presence from the west. It's almost as if the man in white
Yeah, that was such a long fight I was crazy
Fallen you mean it's over wrong with malice
indeed
Impossible that should be impossible. We should close the riffs
At what?
Oh, boy.
Sitting around here, it's walking about, so you won't fix anything.
Let's go and see what we can do.
Musashi, be careful.
This is not normal. If you sense danger, retreat immediately.
Buddy, do you know who the fuck just vanished?
Right.
I'm still waiting for Takamura to pop off.
I'm still waiting for this guy to like actually
Show us his power. He's like holding. He's been he's all he's he's holding and then when he's gonna pop off at like the most
Insane moment is what's gonna happen
How much red shit do I have cuz I can get some upgrades?
Yeah, he's he's that a character is holding on to a crazy scene where he's just gonna
the clutch at I anticipated your visit
Masashi was I see it's gonna buy up the
rest of the iron but I keep fucking
passing by this one correct this man
until we next meet
Oh, I need- Oh, perfect.
Level three. Literally just pure fucking iron, man. You gotta do an iron farm.
Investigate Arashiyama.
Arashiyama!
Nenbu Tsuji Temple.
All right, let's move. DLSS- DLSS-6.
Five.
We'll leave it on.
Let's leave it on.
No diff.
It definitely gets rid of the fog.
I kind of like that.
I kind of like that.
I've never seen Malice this thick.
What's happening here?
We need to find its source as soon as possible.
It's always nice when the UI dev cooks and brings in the immersive UI.
Alright, let's see what we got going on here.
Some prayer beads
Ah
Need a lot of that
Yeah, tomorrow is the Zelda event
Wednesday is Nintendo
Direct and Apple event
Thursday war dogs, but it's gonna be a regular week. I will be doing subsunday. I
I will be actually putting time into war dogs now. I want a lot more infantry play
I haven't given it a good go and then
Whatever other new releases drop sprinkled within
Oh, I didn't mean to skip those mobs I was looking for Luke
What a mess.
What the hell, new mobs?
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Oh
Okay, okay
No way this bitch is bad.
Buddy!
Six times I've fought you!
Where do you keep coming back from?
Are you fucking kidding?
He keeps resing.
Who keeps resing you?
I'm back!
This is the worst part of the game.
The repetition.
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
This is the worst part of the game. The repetition.
Okay, you...
I'm stronger now, you bitch!
Are we fighting in a malice?
We told you I would.
Give me a real fight.
It's over.
You made that easy!
Enough from you!
I will say man, playing this, I'm very excited if they make a second one.
If they make a second one, and fuck man, this game is so good, but like damn bro, it's so
So good.
Has like 50 games, yeah, but this one is just like, I'm so sick.
This is a solid one to play, you know, after Tsushima you play this one.
It's like a good samurai take.
Obviously, Tsushima is more like...
Yeah, people say Sekiro, but honestly...
Ehhhh!
I don't know.
Is there something around here now?
Yeah, Sekiro is great. It's more like Neo.
I think this game is better than...
First one was great, never played the second on the third too much.
Oh sh- uh oh.
Uh oh.
What's going on here?
Guess it's a she-ah!
Oh shit.
A gravestone?
Read it then, lady.
What does it say?
When going through hell, one must keep going.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? No shit. What are you gonna do? Stop?
The fuck?
The hell even is that?
Have it. Oh, is this a whole puzzle area?
Perhaps there is some relation to these statues.
I think that this seems like a puzzle area.
You definitely got a little puzzle situation going on here.
Okay, so find a very tough area and just keep progressing forward.
I guess whichever way the hell one is facing is a hint.
Yo backseat!
What the fuck have I not found hell?
I
Oh
What was an illusion there it is boys
Happy you guys use fucking chat GPT to figure that one out. Okay. This is fucking raw no Adderall
No AI pure human gaming intuition
All right raw motherfucker raw gameplay
Raw sober gameplay
You know, that's the fucking thing bro use by the only half these motherfuckers are playing in hands
Oh wait, we're back in this fucking realm?
Oh.
This looks like it's gonna kill me.
Uh, what?
I'm jumping.
I'm not jumping.
Yellow paint man where are you?
Yellow paint man!
What's the catch here?
What is the most obvious shit I am missing right now?
Oh, holy shit man, it was literally the beginning.
You want to feel like it took some contraptions.
I guess I could get a wall run this.
Hiiii!
come on man I thought maybe it should have it should have connected the
The hitbox should have connected.
Oh shit.
Somebody lives up this dojo.
There was a building like this, a cure is done up soon.
People, people, stimulant.
Oh, here we go.
Who is behind this power? What does it all mean?
What's interesting is this main character is just kinda like, he has no, he's just like
doing things that he doesn't necessarily wanna do.
When the game starts, he just wanted to fight people, and then he dies.
Whereas like Don Walker, it's like, oh fuck, he's trying to save his family.
He has like motive and like a drive.
This motherfucker literally you start and he's just trying to kill, he's a samurai looking
for fights.
And then he gets killed by demons.
And then the devil puts a shit on him and he's like, don't kill Oni and fill it.
And he still doesn't want to do anything.
He has no like, it's not like, oh, we got a, Kratos always has a purpose.
Kratos has a purpose.
Owen and Don Walker has a purpose. This guy has no purpose. He's just kind of, they're
like, you know, can you go destroy these rifts? And he's like, oh, fuck, fine. I guess I have
to have nothing better to do. It's kind of, it's funny though. It's honestly kind of like
a refreshing main character in a way. It's like, even though like, obviously it's easier
if the main character, the protagonist has like a drive pushing him further. Sometimes
I guess it does lose it a little bit in this game because he is it's his drive for fighting
That pushes him forward and then he's like actually kind of a nice empathetic guy
As to why he's helping
That's like it
Oh, these motherfuckers are always in there and malice.
I'm getting owned right now.
That's it. Holy shit, that guy kicked my ass.
Alright, where is this thing spewing shit everywhere?
I have not used my prayer beads at all.
I have not even touched them.
affected by malice it's this one isn't it
Oh
Shit, oh, there's the flower
Nice oh this fuck is here, okay
Oh, we got one of those dudes we gotta fight.
He drops the upgrade material.
We have some prayer beads.
Some more shit over here.
Just gonna grab everything.
on your god
you know Perry one of these guys they take five years to kill
have to carry them
I think Phantom Blade Zero is going to be better than this game, although it'll be interesting.
This is like Capcom Ari Engine insane cooking, but I still think Phantom Blade Zero, I'm
still heavy, heavy, popium on.
I think it's going to be beautiful.
I don't know though, I don't know. We're gonna know in two months.
Yeah, where's your fucking malice flower, you piece of shit? I'm not gonna fight you in this.
Here it comes.
Did I aggro something?
I'll break you and your axe!
I'll go you now you freak you freak not worth fighting in malice
I'll die again.
Shit!
Don't get in the way!
Are you fucking kidding?
Let me heal!
Dude!
I'm literally spamming D-pad up!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Why does that happen so often in this game?
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna I'm gonna get rid of those mallets
How far is this right?
Well done
Let's go, you fox spin!
Oh, here we go, this looks like the path up.
path up and goes all the way around up to the tree.
I think it does.
Really?
I'm going to get you.
Be ready. How do I destroy you?
Be ready.
I
You're all dead.
Shit, I have none left.
I was just a solo riff.
Alright, this leads all the way through and then I'm going to go down and kill that guy
because he has malice.
Don't say that.
Don't say that. Phantom Blade is coming to PC.
How the fuck is there more malice?
There's another big-ass tree over there.
Alright. Yeah, I'm not gonna fight this guy until this shit's gone.
Alright, can I actually go up here?
Oh my, I have to go all the way around. Maybe I can jump off this roof.
Oh, that shit cleared it a bit.
Oh, nice.
I wasted this.
Yeah, that was a complete waste.
Complete waste?
How can you?
I'll take that.
Is this another path?
Fuck, where did I even come from?
I'm like kinda lost.
Did I come from here?
I did not come from here.
Hi!
Um...
Oh boy, more malice.
Fuck.
What's the catch?
Just a random chest?
Oh, a sword passed down from where it is.
It blows the sharp purple souls from bows.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Ahhhh. Interesting. Look at these motherfuckers. Let's see.
I'm not convinced yet, this is better than the bonkers.
I can't really tell.
Yeah, it looks like you gotta charge it up a little more.
It gives you more purple souls so you can go into Oni mode.
Catastrophic golden, uh, yeah.
Yeah, you turned it on and you just do good moves and it buffs the bar until you are being
do a devastating attack.
All right, where's this fucking dude?
Fine by me, you're on.
I got you now! You freak!
Alright, chill chill!
the move didn't no damage
Oh, no, I need you.
Now it's the time.
Use your strength.
You're going to need to hold it.
There's no escape.
Probably have to hold it.
I think I like my bonker better, but I'll try it a little more
I got to find that jump up spot.
Up here in this way.
No fight, no fight, friendly, friendly man, friendly man.
I got him!
Come on dude, shit.
You just fuel for the gauntlets, he hasn't been chilling here for a while
That guy was just waiting.
Alright, I think that's the last one.
Very nice.
who is pausing all this it's got to be the man in the light
There's no light.
Demon, we need to kill.
Oh wait, isn't Doku still alive?
She's still alive.
We're probably gonna fight her.
Actually, is she still alive?
It didn't matter what, beat the shit out of her or something?
Right, that way this is a dead end.
Oh my god.
Subtle.
Oh, we made it out.
Well, let this be a path.
Oh.
Well done.
That was one-sided.
Let's keep moving.
There we go.
All removed.
That was one sided.
Let's keep moving.
There we go.
All removed.
Into a shrine.
Feels good.
Into a nice level up.
We've got a nice.
Lean lean
Loudest sake
What's the catch here the lives here
Oh, my favorite mobs said no one ever Holy shit, it's a whole family
I
there it is
Oh, and your friends are dead.
Yo, Rafa's skilled with that.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
I bet there's iron in this.
Tempered iron
Another path who carved this random ass is like a random ass bone or something
Shit
Oh
What still that when it's out charge without range they have no advantage. Are you serious?
You
He doesn't care about you or me dude!
Gah!
Ahhh, fuck! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm good, I sure got a gun!
Who the fuck made this?
Think you can keep me out, huh?
Good luck!
To a door?
Really?
The sashes! The X-vers is on top of the gate!
There's both!
Oh, yeah, this way.
Oh, we're close!
Did I even bother going for that door?
I don't think so.
It's probably a block.
Or I need to...
That's part of it.
nice clean clean clean
easy clap
clippity clappity
clippity glabbity
clippity blabbity
alright who the fuck made me clear this bullshit? where are you?
messy no more fucking flower mallets
first felt takedown since starting the game
That was fucking horrible, deserved.
Sometimes you can get into a string and you're aiming towards them, but your character's
aiming in a different direction.
I have to like re-position.
I never had a chance.
Not so smart, huh?
Fuck!
That sounds like it sounds like a dragon ball!
There it is.
Oh god.
Absorb the dark mass.
What do we have?
Uh-oh.
Oh, y'all.
oh y'all forgot about oh shit
How dare you set foot in our sanctuary!
What the hell are you supposed to be?
Are you supposed to be?
Oh!
Great!
I'm sorry.
I can't move.
My name is Tokyo, and I've come to make you a proposition.
I hear you have a taste for human souls.
I provide you with quite the feast.
Interested?
I'm what's in it for you.
Don't listen.
I happen to be propagating some flowers.
A blue without human corpses.
Flowers? You don't look like the gardening type.
They're a freed I created. Should they blue the full moon?
They're release copious malice.
Really, you're just paying me off to leave your garden alone, aren't you?
No!
We refused to let the gunman aid our filthy handbook!
Whoa!
Can we?
Whoa!
Sounds like fun!
Let me have our sounds of fear!
I'll leave you to get your fucking body on the board!
I'll leave you to get your fucking body on the board!
Oh
No, every time I think he's hit rock bottom he goes lower
Kill them both and there's nothing to worry about they're working together. They can die together
Come on buddy, come on buddy, where is he?
Oh
Personins
Where is this motherfucker?
Yeah, this weapon honestly the earth shakers are the greatest weapon in the game everybody's wrong
they are nope they are have a map here really I came from
Oh my god, there's another shit tree.
What do we have here?
Oh, we got triple threads.
Triple threads.
Let's go find them.
this lids. Alright. One. How the fuck do I get there? Ow.
I
Just throwing a rock at me
I would not end here plus this game
Really because it's a really good game, but the mob
Killing gets a little boring
Really the trash and the puzzles are kind of boring after a while
I would I would not new G I would not new game plus those I
This is like a one and done it was great
I'm loving playing it, but I don't want I'm not gonna play again
Buddy don't come at me with your skill issue, but I will always bring the you haven't beat these games aren't fucking difficult
It's about how much time you want to put into them to eventually beat it.
Quad bonk! Quad bonk!
Come on, man!
Not very easy.
Nice.
What do we have in here?
I'm gonna fought them in here and threw that at them.
Who the fuck are you?
I
I was trying to go full anime on me, ow, kicking my ass.
What's that damn bro, you're going to get hurt.
Oh, the last thread.
Nice.
This better be a shortcut.
I missed one. Shit.
There's one on the second floor here.
Nice
That's not clean clean easy clap brother easy clap chat before we open these doors
I'm gonna take a piss give me two minutes
All right.
Let's see money.
All right, let's see what we have here.
I'm not excited for Wolverine, I'm curious.
Oh
It's not this, it's a bun.
Damn monsters. It's this. How it ends.
Bro, you're fine, I'm here.
I'll deal with these things! You just stay there!
Well done!
Ow!
Oh
Don't get too excited. I'm not doing this alone
Yeah
Come on buddy, hurry up
You keep coming.
Maybe I'm supposed to go do something.
Oh, it's just like I can't let...
Maybe I'm supposed to go do something.
Oh, it's just like a gauntlet.
Yo, stay right there, dumbass.
Bitch.
They're working together! Be careful!
Oh, maybe I overkill on this.
Oh
Oh
Worth it those guys are annoying
Is that the loss of them?
Nope now. There's an elite. Oh, wow
Okay
Thank you
I'm searching for an ugly plant that spews out this disgusting folly.
I saw something like that along with some monsters on Kamiama.
I thought to fight them, but...
Nothing to be ashamed of. Those are not your regular bad guys.
Leave them to me.
I can't argue with that.
Here, take the key to the gate, and pray for your victory.
Open the gate at the back of the ruined temple.
Oh shit.
I
Spelt out here we go
Oh
Another one of these
The last time we met he beat me
I'm a blue!
Just a little more!
And then I'll be able to beat Yoshitsune!
You're what?
You've made a bloody mess of me in hell!
But...
Just a little more, and I could kill him!
I'll pass through that only gate she talked of, and cut him down, and then hell would be ours.
As long as we live and breathe, that's enough for me.
It's not enough for me.
That silver head busted! Playing as the damn fools!
Oh my god!
Oh dear!
From limb!
I got my souls!
You can feed the bodies to flowers.
Or eat them yourself, I don't give a damn.
Oh, I don't eat humans.
I'm not like the Genma, my dear.
Oh my god.
Then...
Why do you follow your shitsune?
How about we see that as a fun surprise later?
Oh, shit.
He wants to defeat Yoshitsune. Our goals are aligned, but...
That's our methods, Outs. If we cross paths, it can only end in a fight.
So we haven't actually encountered Yoshitsune, only heard about him.
We've seen the man in white, but the man in white isn't Yoshitsune, right?
Unless he is, and I miss that.
Oh, it is him? Oh, I miss that one.
AHHHHHH!
That was quite a drop.
Wow, that was fucking terrible.
I missed it, brother! I thought it was under this!
Oh, yeah, you're right! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the bridge he mentions when the wife, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Another fucking cannon?
Double archer, relax.
I see what she gets in here.
Let's see what she has in here.
On?
Oh, yeah, he just kills all of the enemies.
Oh, yeah, he just killstall at the end.
Stall my kill.
Okay, I just fell all the way down.
Hold on, what the hell?
up here around I think I do connect to this right there's the door there
I think it is.
I'm trippin'.
Oh, was there an explosive?
Yikes.
Aw, man.
Give me the goods, give me the goods.
give me the goods, give me the goods!
I
Faster just kill these guys
I am.
I am.
I am.
Fire.
Fire!
Smoke.
Shit!
Dude, this guy might beat me.
Dammit!
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
feels bad
I'm right here
responde
I see you
responde
can you even try, monster?
I see you
Can you stand?
Alright, where's Gunryu?
It's time to put him to an end.
It's time!
over no more fucking malice no more fucking plants all right no more
trying to destroy plants like I'm a fucking land saver
is that where the malice is coming from?
make haste to it I can sense Stoke's presence as well
Now that my waves won't fly.
Oh, a wreath! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
I love it! I love it!
You're a muscle.
When you're done!
You have an air in your face.
a single single left
I've got lit all the way up here.
This combat is fireman.
It's lit.
Oh, hello. You got here sooner than I expected. The festivities haven't started yet.
Don't you?
What is your angle?
You act like you're working for Yoshitsune.
But you're sneaking around behind his back.
You should say he's a great man and my love for him is sincere.
I swore my loyalty to him, you know.
Working under him is not for much effort.
But achieving his goals is not for your goals, and is it?
Oh, you were eavesdropping when I spoke to Gary.
Actually, do you really have time to pry into my affairs?
Who knows what that boy would do, left to his own devices.
Just what situation is going to be too dangerous?
Fine. As soon as you've dealt with the source of the mouse at the top, we'll take care of Gunny.
Head for the top of the tower.
Oh, we're going.
Oh, I'm going.
I'm ready for the one tap.
It's time to put this guy to an end after the filler, after the filler.
Holy shit.
All right, we can do it now.
Nice nice I think we made it
Really, another one of these?
Uh-oh.
Delas S5 off!
Don't kill him.
I'm used to this, when he was telling me this.
Oh
Wait a minute
I feel the prime day this result you are 100 years away
What is the meaning of this?
A gondra should be beyond your power to create
I can't correct me out of your yammering
And shoot you with your heart and soul
I speak illiterates
The gondras, even the spirit mirrors
My people taught the Oni how to make them.
She's mine, but not...
Save your breath, Tokio.
I see...
Red!
Red!
Crimson!
After I die, I'll take the Oni power you've given me,
and stay in hell, Red.
And then I'll come back here and bathe this entire world in there as well.
Oh.
Rat.
Crimson.
Sackweed.
Scarlet.
Emillian.
Rat.
Whoa.
My chest.
Oh
No
Red. Red. Red. Red.
He knows.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
That was pretty sick.
Good reaction.
Struggling to separate the truth from the lies. We didn't even get rid of the source of the malice. Oh
This looks like something
Are you fucking kidding me
They are prepared to fight. Oh, I hate these are the worst mobs in the game
game. They're so bad I'd rather run past them.
I
Gotta get this way
Oh
Easy
Ow!
Oh.
She died pretty fast there.
Right, this is a dead end.
I'm pretty sure this is a dead end.
And I need to travel in a different direction.
Oh, this way.
You'll just feel for the gold bits.
Well, these fucking guys, two of you fucks.
I don't want all these guys.
Do I want to fuck around for like an hour or just one tap both of you?
here it comes
What?
Who the fuck just shot me?
Yeah, there's like a guy up there.
There's an archer up there.
Where the hell am I going right now?
Apparently I went the wrong way.
This way.
Sure, sure.
Ah here we go, we're good.
Impressive bow technique.
Impressive month technique.
Oh, this just heads back.
That just heads back to where we were.
Oh, this looks like something.
Tempered iron.
That looks like the biggest malice plant.
the way the man reflects in the water,
instead of the plank, it's crossing the bridge.
I don't think this bridge is a scumbag named Sasaki Kandia.
We're going to kill him.
There's nothing poetic about it.
Gunner you?
We gotta kill him.
He's crazy.
I have an upgrade here no upgrade still damn
Damn!
D-d-d-d-d-damn!
Uh-oh.
You gone real?
Uh-oh.
There was a girl dancing at Shijo River Bank
Said it was called a Kabuki dance or something she was only a kid
Chat shit hold on I spilled my drink
you
I
Here we go damn. I was enchanted
You stay away from her
What you know
And if I do
Oh
Oh, shit.
Have you gotten any stronger at all, oh great warrior?
You're not gonna disappoint me like last time, are you?
That was the first time I ever lost to a rat bastard like you.
And the last.
Oh shit.
Kyo.
At your word, Ganyu.
Good.
I am going to butcher that Yoshizume,
Musashi
Alright you know some more time in hell
This advantage, you must find me to stop them.
These two are a match made in hell.
Which is why it falls to us to stop them for good.
Right here and now.
Another bone may prove fatal.
Wait.
Put your back in spirit!
How dare you!
Oh shit!
Uh-oh.
I need more!
Cut off what you will, it matters not.
Smash him, blast him!
Oh my god, that looked disgusting.
Back then.
Ew.
This isn't worth my time.
Follow this time!
That'll never work!
Oh my god!
You're so evil, mine!
Oh, there's that link again!
You're terrible, mustachey!
you
All right.
That's my chat.
I
Here we go
Let's go
That was fast
It's getting started, Gunman.
How dare you!
Call Paladins!
Stop speed!
Is that your best?
No!
I don't know what you mean, but it matters, not...
Nice!
Die!
Just bear it!
No!
And after you've meddled with those words, too...
Allow him here to consume those flowers for good as a great disadvantage.
He must find a way to stop them.
These two are a match made in hell.
Hell with this
Nice
All right, Potter
I can't see so to see what you've become, the memories of my life I will only have for you.
Now I was only to watch over my dear, sweet gun.
This is definitely phase one.
Yeah, there's no way
Swing
Now it's the time to use a sense
It's over
Oh
My god, it is so much damage
It ends this crisis quickly and be done with him.
Oh, shit.
Prepare that, Musashi! It's time to die, you!
No, you got it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This ain't good
Just try and stop this one
This is the end of you, cockroach
DIE
You're not throwing anywhere
Help
oh we gotta fight here we gotta fight here we gotta fight
You both know how this works, Gunnier.
If you want some more of that, put your back into it.
You're not supposed to attack her first.
to us to stop them for good.
He's gonna take a lot more than that to kill me.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
He's crazy.
Oh, power cramp!
You are so beautiful, my wife.
It pains me so to see what you've become.
Memories of my life as an honor we have all but failed.
Smash him, Blackie!
Very well. I sure told back this.
Oh, you cannot be done already shit
Oh
We got a little adduz we got adduz here we got adduz
Just try and stop.
That was just bad all around.
That was just terrible all around. It's all good.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
We don't know how this works, Godmere.
How dare you!
Cut off what you will! It must not!
Here we go. Here we go.
There it is. Yes!
I am here to consume those flowers for butters at a great disadvantage. You must follow me to stop them.
Thanks for your match made in hell.
Yeah, that was mid-carbon!
You're up to stop them for good. Right here and now.
This isn't worth our time.
Smash him flat, you!
Very well. I shall talk back then.
That's it! That's all you've got!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This is the end of you, Musashi! I'm taking that stupid head of yours!
You need some more time and help!
How dare you!
Are you fucking kidding?
Oh my god, I need to carry that move.
This matters not.
Aw, I need so much more.
What in learn, idiots?
Die! Just perish!
What?!
Bitch, I died!
Fuck you!
Oh my
Oh
Yikes
No way
Now this fight off
All right, I gotta lock in here.
This is a doozy and a half.
This is the end of you, Musashi! I'm taking that stupid head of yours!
You need some more time and help!
Oh my god!
And after you said all these words
Dude that fucking head move
These two are match made in hell
Shat you were here!
You know this is...
We still got 80% to go!
We still got 80%!
Oh my god!
Man I anticipated but I'm in mid combo and she does it.
Does it
I
Got three parts
I'll be nothing less of you when I'm done!
You have the way to walk in these bushes.
I cheated.
Nice.
More of this.
Damn it!
Damn me!
make you pay for that.
Now is the time.
Use a second.
Are you finished?
You're all so beautiful and wise, Keo.
I
Become memories of my life as an honor
Now I need to watch over my dear
Good no way
That's so shit fucking doesn't out of nowhere
and rockin' your own fear!
Don't miss it now!
You may not survive this!
Oh, impact!
Ah, I did well.
That's a lot to see.
Bro, this is only phase one.
How is it the first attempt I shit on him?
Now I'm doing no damage.
Uh-oh.
We both know how this works, Gunnier.
Oh my god, tell me, and then she misses.
I really have gotten to
This is the end of you, Musashi
You need some more time and help
You are not lost me.
Come on, full parry, full deflects.
It's not your back.
Full deflects.
How dare you.
What you
Hold the flex
I'm just getting started
No!
No!
This isn't worth our time.
Dude, are you kidding, man?
It's my power, girl!
I'm hitting B, bro.
I'm hitting B.
Smash him!
Smash him!
Smash him!
Smash him, Blacky! Help!
Very well. I shall told back in here.
I'll be nothing after you and I'm done!
You're too slow.
I
That was the time.
Use this then.
There's no escape.
Oh
This is the end of you, cockroach! Die!
Just try and stop this one!
Put your back into it!
Are you kidding, dude? I'm anticipating it!
Yeah, damn man!
Shit!
I was born in a book!
Dude!
That shit!
That dog is so fucking horrible!
Buddy, can you absorb the fucking souls?
You slow shit!
I've been trying to absorb this whole time and heal!
Oh my god!
He did.
Die!
I'm rucking your lungs!
What in the world is this?
No, you cannot be done already!
Oh my god, man.
Where's this fuck takes five years to eat his fucking heel, I swear to God.
We settle this today, Musashi!
Is it kill or die crying?
We both know how this world's gotten you.
K.
This isn't worth our time.
Oh, fuck you.
Allow him, Gale, to consume those flowers.
He'll put us at a great disadvantage.
You must come here to stop me.
All right, we settle this today
Game of Thashin, this is ill or done, right?
We both know how this works, Godmere.
Die! Just perish!
Since that's your power, dare you!
Cut that out!
These two are a match made in hell.
All right.
Sure, sure.
You missed.
to watch over my dears.
You scum.
Swing!
Good!
I need more!
You're weak, weak, son of a weak, you fraud!
Smash him back, you!
Very well.
I so told back then.
You'll see them.
Very well. I so told back then.
I got three pots!
We're gonna make you
I'm just getting started
I think this is worth just to increase
Oh, that doesn't look good, Sturdy.
Not a dead.
No, no, he's going anywhere!
Your funeral!
Just try and stop him.
Take this!
There's nothing left of you and I'm done!
I see your food.
Time to finish you off.
This is the end of you, coppero!
Die!
Nice.
I got a heal here, and fuck.
We're gonna make him pay for that one.
No
I hate that move.
I'm just getting started, Takiya.
You're not going anywhere!
We're gonna make him pay for that one.
Now is the time. You at least then.
Don't miss it now!
This ends now.
This is an easy shot to dodge.
Last ball!
No, it's going away from you!
Oh, this is fun!
Are you serious?
Feels bad.
Oh
It's GG, boys
I have no use
Wow
Oh fuck outta here man, I dodged that shit at the end.
I fucking dodged and it got hit by a leg, I don't even know.
This is the end of you, Musashi! I'm taking that stupid head of yours!
Is that your best?
How dare you!
Die! Just perish! Cut off what you did! It matters not!
Allow him to consume those flowers, or put us at his greatest disadvantage.
He must find a way to stop him.
These two are a match made in hell.
Which is why it was to us to stop him to good.
Right here and now.
We'll have him where you want them, Masashi.
Oh, I got him!
Help this!
No, you cannot be done already!
That was such a good attempt I failed
Shit
We settle this today, Musashi
This is kill or die crying
Who knows how this works, Gunnier?
How dare you!
Die!
Just perish!
Catch up what you will! It must be enough!
Swing!
I don't think you can stop her from doing that.
That's right!
She eats no matter what.
Put your back into it!
He
Come on, I'm back!
Oh, shit!
Wow, through it? Uh-oh.
Very well. I shall hold back then.
Wow.
This is shit.
Just got through the cuts in.
God damn, it's already 5 o'clock.
Bloody end
Are you kidding dude
The dodge behind into the catch is so stupid. What are we doing here? What are we doing here?
Lost your nerve, scared?
Is that your best?
I'll lend
End this question quickly. We'll be done with him. Come on to heels!
You see that, Mutsashi? It's time to die, move!
No!
Oh, this is fine!
No!
You should be quite happy if you could win.
Wow!
It's over!
Okay.
Take his head, Garmyu!
Shit.
That's not what I get if you ask me.
That's pretty bad if you ask me.
This is the end of you, Musashi. I'm taking the stupid end of you.
You need some more time and help.
How dare you!
Cut off what you will, it matters not!
You're so low on mine!
You're weak, weak, so damn weak, you fraud!
Put your back into it!
Die!
Just perish!
Allow him to consume those flowers, or put it at a great disadvantage.
You must find a way to stop it.
These two are a match made in hell.
We can steal!
We have more than you both can!
Swing!
I need more!
I might restart this.
Smash him blacky out!
Very well. I should have told him back.
You defend this.
This is the end of you, cockroach! Die!
Saurika!
Just try and stop him.
We're gonna make you pay for that one.
Ha ha, I was close.
You're the price of this world.
It's over.
What you said then you're done.
Take this!
Oh, this is good timing.
I'm just getting started, don't you think?
I
Know
Take this!
There'll be nothing less of you and I'm done!
The force!
No!
Oh, I got her!
Okay, drop that ring!
Wow
Are you serious
Weak as ever
I'm not done it again.
I'm staying here.
I'm to finish you off!
You're not going anywhere!
Oh my god! Don't throw!
Is that your best?
Our apps coming up high!
We're gonna make him pay
Oh shit
Oh my god, that was beautiful
are you fucking kidding are you fucking kidding dude
Oh
Dude what even is this game man we settle this today. I really fucked you at the end of the fight
Oh
Oh, this is fun!
Let's fall!
Cut the fuck, you weak fuck!
Fuck that!
I can't believe that shit!
You are so beautiful and wild.
Allow him to consume those flowers for good as a grace is a voyage.
You must find him to stop them.
These two are much made in hell.
Which is why you fought for us to stop them before.
Right here and now.
God fucking dammit.
They smell bourbon-able-curt!
I really have gotten too strong!
Oh, fuck me, man.
This is the end of you, Musashi! I'm taking the stupid head of yours!
You need some more time and health!
Die! Just perish!
Time to finish you all!
My power is stronger than this!
Smash and blast the hell!
Very well. I shall hold back in it.
I'll know what's left of him.
Come on, man!
This is the end of you, Musashi! I'm taking that stupid end of yours!
You need some more time and help!
How dare you!
Cut off what you did! It matters not!
Don't miss it now.
It's still...
It's a formidable cut!
I'm just getting started, God damn it.
We're going here to consume those flowers.
We'll put us at a gross disadvantage.
You must find a way to stop it.
At least you are a match made in hell.
Which is why you must ask to stop them for good.
Right here and now.
Our power grows!
You are so beautiful in one.
You can't be focused in what you've become.
The memories of my life are the only have all but faded.
Now I have only to watch over my dear sweet gun.
You're doing the wrong thing.
I really have gotten too strong.
Shit man.
Doo-dee-dee, doo-dee-dee, doo-dee-dee, do-dee-dee, doo-dee-dee do-dee-dee, Wheeze.
We settle this today, Musashi!
This is real or not flying!
We both know how this works, Governor.
Watch them learn it yet!
Die!
Just perish!
I'm gonna kill you.
Allow and deal to consume those sliders who have put us at a great disadvantage, he must
find a way to stop them.
These two are not mine at all.
Which is why it's also ours to stop them, forget.
Right here and now.
Why is it also us to stop them, Brigitte? Right here and now.
Right at the end.
This is our formidable curse!
I SMASHED HIM! BLAST YOU!
Very well. I shall tow back then.
Die and lock in your own skill!
You're often so beautiful and wise, Gale.
It pains me so to see what you've become.
The memories of my life I will honestly have for you.
Now I am only to watch over my dear sweet gun.
Alright, nice, nice!
Holy shit!
My power, girl!
Did you think you could win?
Oh
If I'm fucking spamming RB you bitch
I'll show you what you power can do.
Now is the time. Use this.
What could be more?
Come on!
We're dead!
This isn't worth our time.
He are a cruelty. How pitiful.
Damn, bros. Damn.
This is the end of you, Musashi. I'm taking the stupid head of yours.
You need some more time in hell
These two are a match made in hell, which is why it falls to us to stop them from
Right here and now.
Something we're at every single time.
It's our formidable card!
I am not doing it too soon.
Flash him! Flash the arrow!
Very well. I sure told back then, sweetheart.
Put your back into it.
It's okay, it's still one of all.
Still one of all.
I've been wise gear
I can't be such a see what you've become
Memories of my life as an honor to have all of us faked
Now I live only to watch all my deeds
It's over
Take his head, gunman
That blue move timing and that
fast snake fucking back step hurt
Is it ill or die trying?
Cut that out!
How dare you!
I'm just getting started, God yeah.
Cut off what you will. It might as well not.
Oh, power crown!
This is a formidable cut!
Oh
My god
ARGH!
Oh, defend... what's left of him?
Ah!
Yeah!
She... buddy... she...
She she has she...
She...
All right, here we go, this is it.
I'm taking that stupid head of yours!
You need some more time and help!
You're all so beautiful and wise.
The pain comes so to see what you've become.
I have heals. I'm just trying not to heal until phase 2. Phase 1 is filler.
How dare you!
Die! Cut off what you will! It matters not!
Game of you are.
That was weird.
Just try and stop me.
It's not your best!
You want some more of that?
That's me out!
This is a formidable cut!
That's unfortunate, but it's all good.
Very well, I still told back then
It's over
I was hoping for face to
This is the end of you, cockroach! Die!
Oh, and your fate ends in quite a quickie.
Here we go, four heals!
Fine! The end of the zombies! It's time to die, hoot!
This is the end of you, cockroach! Die!
You're not going anywhere!
There'll be nothing left of you when I'm done!
I'll be nice and less of you when I'm done!
You're such a thief!
What in learn, idiot?
No dying away for you!
We're gonna make him pay for that one.
Oh, I caught her!
No, you're hurting away from me!
This ends now.
You're not going anywhere!
You're weak, weak, so damn weak you are!
You're trying to stop this one!
You're back in skits.
Oh-ho! That's down!
Die! And lock in your own bill!
You're not going anywhere!
There it is boys!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit.
Oh, we're done here.
Damn, okay, okay.
Face 3 in. Why are you letting him go for it?
Damn.
Stupid bastard.
God damn man.
He was a fucking tough fucky.
Now we gotta go find Doki-O.
Wow.
There it is
65 a 65
All right insane deflection build holy the fattest deflections
just the source of the malice left to deal with
yeah no rips just let me fucking poke it with my sword and gg
Let's just finish the malice.
Where's the source?
Where is it?
They are prepared to fight.
You'll rather skin a bit that!
Where is this lady?
Somebody made this pathway through.
I just circle back around excuse me
Am I am I trippin
I think there's a jump off right there
I'll cut you down!
Never had a chance!
No, no!
Where are you, lady?
It's over.
It's over!
It's got to be a shrine around here coming up unless...
Oh.
Whoa.
Oh.
Yep.
Uh-oh.
Oh, oh, this ain't my gun, brother.
This is not my gun, brother.
Let's throw some of these here.
Let's throw some of those day
You know I have not used these at all this would trivialize I should have saved them for the final boss
You tell me I can pop three of these
You tell me I can pop there of those
Who's here who's here
I happened
Just keep killing things I thought you couldn't
I killed your flowers too
This fight sucks ass sounds like a skilful whatever it was you're fine
Your bloods are not convincing anyone really
Yes, Shizuka. A ghost lady in a gauntlet lecturing me about blushing. Learn your place!
And I think you'll be so rude when I put all that effort into stitching together what you should say.
Whoa!
What the hell?
Well, it's not like I did this for your benefit anyway.
It was wonders for my mood, you know.
See, as long as I put it back together, I can tear you apart as many times as I like.
Did you know your corpses stay warm when you're dead, Oni?
The soul has departed.
And yet the flesh, the oracles, they remain fresh.
What a waste!
Damn!
Come out, Genma! It's supper time!
Leave not a single muscle behind!
Jesus Christ!
That's a rift.
Oh
Oh my god strength because you gave it to me
It's not the same
adults are apart for you please please
yeah god really for the bottom of hell is
that's where you're going
oh shit the transgressors
Oh no, there's no rush.
Stop running, damn it!
Here you are!
Can't you hear through here?
You really tried to piss me off!
I will, you contain only.
It's way too nice to throw and end it when you come crashing down.
Ah shit!
That's not how that feels.
How about a little game?
We need to shoot the thing.
Use the power of the onion.
Miss Jim?
Here you are!
Here it comes!
You can burst, boss!
This is another phase one.
Fighting she's a really good character the voice actor
I will tend to gain points.
Tag!
Notice!
You must feel quickly.
What if I'm supposed to parry that?
I'm not really sure.
Ready yourself!
You're quite clever for a fallen samurai!
You're a very sweet!
How dare I'm here, Oni!
I won't end a game only!
Tag!
There you are!
Uh-oh!
Fly! Have at him!
He's reaching for best possibility!
You must find cover quickly. What the hell? I'm just leaving
Wow, okay, I think I just had like right under that rock
Stop running damn it!
You can do that, Bart!
Here you are!
Sweat!
It's time to end the tourney!
Wow, that hit me? I was too close?
Awwwww...
Yikes.
Someone was red.
You really try to piss me off.
Yeah dude, do that more often!
Do that more often please.
I've had that. God damn, I pressed the wrong button.
Oh, wait a minute, you can run them to her?
Oh, shit.
I don't think...
Hey, you can scan the dodge.
Alright, let's see him.
No, that's not it!
No!
Buddy, come on, man!
Yo!
I must have told that to Bear!
That's a tall fallen samurai.
Fly!
Have at him!
This isn't GG.
Think again!
Here he comes!
Here you are!
GG
Think again
Here it comes
It's coming
It's JJ, I film the most easy shit.
I got it out to do!
You must find cover, quickly!
Where? Oh shit!
What is that?
Wow.
Okay, it's not good, it's not good.
Nice, good damage.
Oh shit, you can do that too
What's the love on there?
Oh
Stay still
I
Joking
You then break me!
How dare of me, honey!
Put him down to the narrow!
There's no escape!
Maybe
Wow, she can set it back
Oh
Get the right one
Might just get a guessing
And end him when you come crashing down
Just die again already
Oh
It's coming for you
Here it comes
Oh
This is
Back to hell with you
You must find cover quickly
I'm done with this!
It's all yours!
Uh-oh!
Oh shit.
If I could issen one of those would be great.
Alright, hopefully that doesn't kill me.
Because I keep getting red.
That's not how that goes.
Come on!
Are you kidding?
I got her.
Fucking boater-ass.
God in the heavens, haven't I suffered enough?
I wish you'd at least tell me why I was sent down here.
Sent down here?
Look what it's done to me.
Kagura was such a nice name.
I do so miss people calling me that.
Oh
Okay
Honestly a great character
A great character
Who's she?
Whatever she is.
Whatever she's planning, I don't give a damn.
We'll just beat her again.
We're going back to the temple.
What?
Brother!
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'll just stand by the roof and spit open.
Can you fucking do something that you-
Takamora!
Are you winning, son?
but winning isn't one. Masashi, if you have unfinished business now is the time.
Oh, I got you. I got ya. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Now, wink, wink.
I guess we have to be careful.
Once preparations are complete, we should speak with Takamura.
Need help with something?
Wink, wink.
This is where you should die of loose ends.
Wink, wink.
The Dripaloski?
How the fuck do I not have shit?
I think I'm ready, man. I think I'm ready. I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm very ready for what's coming, you know?
I think I'm ready.
Your damage is pretty low.
figure time I always have the final events of the story in motion make sure that you have
done all you wish to do in Eastern Kyoto before proceeding as it will be unable to explore
the area any further.
DO IT! DO IT THEN! DO IT!
How many...
How much shit do I have?
Hmm... we made something?
Daaah, poor daaah!
I anticipated your visit, Musashi.
This one, correct?
Very well.
Uh...
Hmm.
You got three of these.
Hmm... Very well.
Until we next meet.
What the fuck am- That amulet is opiate shit. It extends the parry in the issen window.
What the fuck, man?
Should just call all the cotton
I anticipated your visit miss Ashi
Disappear it it must actually
You have decided as
You wish hmm
Farewell my friends. Oh shit, but I get the wrong item, but I'm poor anyways
Yes
Hey, you have no upgrade need help with something
Damn man, I need one more cotton good. I could have upgraded all this just fucking cotton
You're telling me you motherfuckers have been sitting here for how many days I've been risking my fucking life
and you can't go ask around Kyoto for some fucking cotton the village can't come together and fucking donate some shit-ass cotton
I'm literally saving all of Kyoto right now. What are you guys even doing?
Cotton?
Have you need of counsel?
I got I brought y'all to go kill shit while I'm fucking upgrade my shit back go fucking out there
Go ask the old bossons man
You know what that one heel is gonna save me is gonna be clutch
Okay, that one heel is gonna be so clutch
and
Then I also get a new charm. Is this like a full quest or you just do a quick segment here
Do you just stay here because I could get a new charm
Iron cotton it's a full quest
Only treasure
New charm
Treasure iron leather. Are you fucking kidding me? Only that one guy has cotton and it's one piece of cotton
Hail light in the moon night
I
Will puppy
Mr. Samurai anyway
Mr. Samurai what the fuck oh shit
Head to the designated location
Let's see what we have here.
This is worth doing.
I think, I don't know, the treasure chests have, uh, just like, RNG-esque gear.
Or maybe, it's probably not RNG gear, it's like, set.
Oh, I've been here before, of course.
Most of the cloth is found in small chests.
Oh my god.
That's all films the request we should tell you reached out to us
That wasn't that bad, actually. That was a pretty damn fast quest, and then you also have a shrine port here, and I get a new charm.
The book quests are fast.
I'm, um, thank you for that.
Nice.
This quick quest?
Could you, um...
What's a mess?
What the fuck are hide and seek?
Blaze gauge increase rate.
Oh, like this treasure, let's see, can I mark the treasure?
It's so close.
I'll tell you exactly where it is.
Yeah, I don't need to find so cloth.
Excuse me.
Um, leather, new charm, power stone, iron, cotton, let's do this one right next to them.
by the second cotton I already have it I already bought all the cotton
Keon Meezer, Dembe!
That one is said to be one, comes to Keon Meezer's at our temple daily. The people here must know of her.
Let's ask around.
Look for the sick man's wife.
Sick man!
Hello, Zaire.
Oh, yes. I know the lady you're talking about. Her husband's illness is giving her a terrible time.
She comes to the temple every day and prays for his recovery.
such a kind-hearted woman.
Bro, this is Zoom fuckin' BA.
That shit was fuckin' Zoom Ass.
Zoom Ass.
BA Sessions.
Why would she pray for his well-being?
Oh.
That's the post.
Not any kind I know of.
Bowersome.
All right, everybody, can I get another call?
Okay, um, just say this line.
Fuckin' glasses put to nose.
This line right here?
Isn't this the first temple?
This is where the game starts.
There's a fucking shrine here? What?
Oh, this is where I first fought Gunry.
Findest keepers.
Yes, I know her. She's our neighbour.
Her husband bullies her something awful. Poor thing.
You wouldn't find me praying every day for a brute like that.
She's clearly made her better stuff than I.
He really is just horny to her.
Why?
if it were me I'd have stabbed him to death by now oh don't say things I'll get
us in trouble I suppose up ahead is where she prays let's just hope she's
uh
Oh, this is one of those puppies
That they are kind of cute shit
The little onie dogs
They are kind of cute meow
Meow
Alright, the other side quest was a lot faster, so after this I'm going to upgrade and then
start the final quest.
Oh, sounds very curious.
What?
What?
Two things.
One is what our devoted wife is praying to.
One is what our devoted wife is praying to.
The other is the rapidly increasing cloud of malice
that her intense emotions are augmenting.
We got rid of the malice here.
This area must still be unstable, being so recently purified.
In fact, I sense a rift opening near by.
See ya, bug rift!
Pwee-pwee-pwee!
Pwe-pwee-pwee-pwee!
You're done!
Really? Is that all you've got?
Shippo phase, Brit.
I
Really what the fuck
Holy shit, this guy's not letting me stop that.
Okay, okay.
I'm sure she's fine, but let's go and check.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was so focused on my prayers. Did something happen?
Really?
No. Nothing to worry about.
She was very locked in.
But... are you really alright?
Am I stream till seven?
7.
Or I save it for tomorrow and beat it tomorrow.
Shall we return to Harunhaa Huston's home?
Yeah, what time is the Nintendo direct?
10 a.m. EST? Fuck, man.
Oh, fuck that shit.
Oh, fuck that shit.
What did you mean back there?
What is it that his wife has been praying to?
A god that purges bad karma.
and brings good. However, this game is really easy. I think this game does a good job at
starting easy and then ramping up the difficulty. I wonder if his devoted wife knew we'll leave
that mystery tantalizingly unsolved as for the woman herself I hear she's been
getting along well with the vengeful fellow we met previously at the Stone
Lantern whether that's good karma or bad I suppose only yashajin with love
Yeah, Shaggine.
You did well, Miss Ashie.
All right, do I start it?
Eastern Kyoto.
I can wait till tomorrow as well.
I'm just saying.
Ready to go.
Coming right up.
If you've got the materials, I can make this better.
Yo, fuck your cotton shit, man.
Goal?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Cotton?
You know, and then I could do it.
I- I haven't done any of the tutorial shit.
Can you get cotton in this tutorial shit?
It's kinda, this is, this is, I don't like the force tutorial.
I'm not a fan of this, but if I can see what gear you can get...
Does he tell you?
I need to get into it!
Oh, the fucker, that's all you fucking have?
Where's the cotton?
Wait, you re-
Wait, does this give you an upgrade to the pouch?
Doing one of these gives you an upgrade on the pouch?
Oh, you select the pouch.
Wait, you don't get anything for doing this?
So you only get stuff from doing the drills?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's all consumables.
I'm debating brat. I'm debating. I'm thinking I wait
I'm thinking I wait yeah, I'm gonna chill at 6 30. I'll do this shit tomorrow
Dude it's gonna take an hour plus my guy
My guy
My
What else?
I could do another side quest.
What do I need to get a little more powerful?
Pouch crafting materials?
What?
Bro, there's no more cotton.
I got the two cotton quests.
I could go for the new Charms on the butterflies.
One of those gives you four things.
I'm not completing this today, boys, I'm not.
I'm gonna complete it tomorrow.
Yeah, none of this shit, there's so many here.
I already got all the cotton.
Where am I?
I wonder where I'm missing shit from.
Yeah, it says pouch crafting material. Does that literally mean my fucking healing pouch?
And it gives you crafting material as in it would give me more cotton
Right, I wonder why this is specifically labeled.
I don't know. Yeah, it's actually kind of weird. Why is that specifically labeled?
Yeah, the shit is...
You just fuel for the coordinates!
Oh shit right here.
I don't want to rush the ending, I feel like this game has been sick enough that I don't
want to rush the final boss.
You know what I'm saying?
I've been enjoying it. I don't want to, uh, uh...
Yeah.
Wait, hold on. Where the heck, where the fuck is this?
I think I just have to find this or something?
Tempered iron?
I think? Huh.
I must have missed a ladder.
I do this here, I must be on the other side.
Oh wait, what the fuck?
I see the wall ride but there's a way to get on the wall ride.
I saw no hoggo back holy shit.
I didn't see a jump up point.
There's a wall ride but there's a connection point.
It looks like it could be behind the building.
I'm probably just overthinking this or there's an actual way up this way.
Oh, there's a chest.
I thought maybe there'd be like a jump up.
There's either a ladder I'm missing or some other shit.
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, another chest.
Yeah, this is interesting.
Where the fuck is this?
How do you get up here?
Bro, how?
Brother, what the fuck is this shit?
There's a pro- it's a bridge man?
Oh my, it's on the other side completely.
Holy shit.
I'm not gonna lie, I never noticed you could open your map and look for a ladder, but
I also never know much
I've never been that lost before to do it
That was the first time I actually have done it
Well done fucking spin bitch
Ow
Oh
Just give them an opening
the arrow randomly does a shit out of damage
I don't think they kill all these people.
wait I did not find it what the fuck I did find it shit
Oh
I have to kill this dude.
Yeah, this better be a solid upgrade, this is totally shit.
You don't get the best of me.
Ah, fuck how I died.
Be on your guard.
Yeah.
Are they just spawned and dead?
Oh my god, what a fucking tank.
Thank you!
Alright, let's see, let's see, other side!
Now we can open this.
You know, I gotta say, I gotta say, this is kind of like, in a way, Capcom's got a war.
i see it
i see it not the census scale isn't the same but like it kinda in a way kinda
reminds me of of like a god of worry
which is like the way they the gameplay loop and shit is like interesting with
like very grand bosses
lot of similar like arena base you're just like fucking killing a bunch of mobs
the combat saw it totally actually does remind me of God of War
the more I play it even the fucking camera angle
the only thing is you're in Kyoto it's not like you're sailing around all of
and like going through different himes and shit you know
uh the parry system is the best yeah this this game's parry system and
deflections are fucking beautiful if uh phantom blade zero has better
ones I will be that goddamn goddamn I hope they do what would be another I'm
gonna show I never got this treasure I was in the area I just cleared nothing
will top Sekiro parrying it's a girl is good shit man but this is this does a
really great job I gotta replay Sekiro it was a great game I fucking loved it
but like I don't remember how good it actually was I don't know when but I will
replay it when gaming dies a little bit in terms of new releases I will go back
and probably try it it's not even that long of a game
I got the fucking VOD, man. I bet a non-suit could play it on the 24-7 channel. I don't remember, honestly, beat- I don't remember it.
I remember the final boss and the boss before the final boss. And the snake.
And the guinea-churro. Is that his name? The owl dude?
Oh yeah, and the first boss I remember as well.
Oh shit, that was actually worth coming back to for the iron.
Worth?
Is there an I- oh wait, there's another one here.
Oh yeah, the 8th boss was sick too, yeah actually there's a lot of good bosses in the game for
for sure. 31 hours in Zygero, last played in 2019. It's been 7 years. So I mean, I would
say it's getting towards a potential replay, but like I said, not now. But that is an easy
Replay list game
Oh, shadow no we had a command they can look that far back into vods. I've had that show was seven years ago
Shit
Where we going Emma's hall
I'm just gonna run, I'm just gonna fucking run back to base.
Did I get a new charm?
I got one new charm, I thought, I thought what I did maybe gave me one.
This or Mortal Shell 2, this game, this game.
But funny thing is, both Mortal Shell and this game's biggest flaw is their mob variety.
Yes, Mortal Shell was a great...
You need something?
Oh, made from crimson only, using it makes health and stamina regenerate over time.
Ta-da! My latest masterpiece!
Motherfucker, fuck that shit, brah!
Um, yeah, it's, uh, Mortal Shell too was, I'm glad I beat it, but uh-uh.
This game has five mobs, yeah, they went all out unlike the boss budget and then the...
Yeah, then it's just kinda...
It is very God of War-y there as well, like you encounter a lot of trolls.
In this game some of the mobs feel like that God of War loop, where it's like it throws
you into different arenas of like, different varying mobs that are tough.
I kind of like that, but then the bosses are fucking insane grand scale
Let's see
Yeah, that just gives you a new pouch I don't want that I
Could go I could just go there hunt the treasures
But then you look at Liza P. Liza P. Very good bosses, good story, good combat,
and insane mob variety. I actually have no idea like how the fuck they did that
with that game. I don't know how they did that. They're really gonna making new
shit you encounter. They're still the best at mob variety. No one comes close. I don't
remember Kazan. I think, I don't know if Kazan suffered from it. It's not bad having
repeated mobs. Like no shit, you're gonna have repeats. On some of these games it's
like heavy repeat. Where you feel the repeat. You can repeat, but don't make me, don't
Let me feel the repeat.
Oh, that ring does have insane repetition as well.
Yeah, it does.
An ugly business.
Leather, power stone, head to the designated location.
I mean, is it there?
What is there?
Is it there?
Now it's the next game?
Whoops, I didn't mean to do that.
Wasted.
Just fucking took out half of Kyoto.
Come on, man.
Yeah, what is the lies that we've got next game?
Didn't they already announced the Alice game?
I
Forgot that was a Korean game right here it comes
That was Korean right
Is it gonna be the Wizard of Oz game that if it all did that would honestly be fucking sick
Yeah, they can fucking go ham with that. I'm very curious how they're gonna pull that off.
I
Announced it
You don't need that head anyway.
Now it's your turn.
You don't need that hand anymore.
It's ripping your thoughts in mud.
There's no escape.
It's ripping your guts and lungs.
There's no escape.
Is there a- is there a way you're in that form?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I- I know that.
It says it in the full term.
Hey, you're kidding.
That's that's unfortunate right there. That's extremely unfortunate
You know I upgrade my ship, but this guy's still a meat shield
This guy's still a fucking meat shield, bro. Holy moly
Where's the guy?
Where's the guy?
Where is the dude?
Let's go, let's go!
Oh yeah.
Holy shit, wasted!
You're kidding.
How did he fucking bullshit get in here, some blind blinds?
come out come out come out
come out come out
Come on buddy.
Yeah, he's so tanky.
Thank you
You can dodge that
Holy shit, man. Why is the throat fuckers so aggressive?
Yeah, the reward better be good.
Hey, I'm just giving you malice anyways.
I
Know
Finally died, huh?
Goddamn.
Chat GGs!
Boys, I will be on tomorrow.
I'm just gonna bounce bounce here tomorrow and check it out.
She what's going on get the final upgrades and then beat the game and
Figure out what's next
I think that might be the way forward here. I think that's kind of
No thing to do
Yeah, I'll beat this tomorrow
Yes, yes
See what's going on
Chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night dude fucking cotton brown. Oh my
That is the worst item. Holy shit all that no cotton by the way chat GGs
I will see you guys tomorrow. Thank you guys for watching like always people tomorrow. Yes, we will do it up
I think regular street. I can't put the game with fuck
Oh, there we go.
I'm pretty sure regular stream sub Sunday.
I'm pretty sure Thursday I will be off as well.
Chat GG's and I will see you tomorrow if I can access my other computer.
Uh-oh. It's not letting me access my other computer. What the fuck is going on?
What happened?
Oh, next stream Tuesday chat ggs till next time follow the channel people. Thank you for watching. I just