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Oh my god.
People!
Our guy's doing hello hello how is life?
Yes indeed, bro. I'm just going right into this shit. I'm gonna try this game. I'm gonna give it a good ahura
I'm gonna give it a good whirl. All right
Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see what's going on.
Yo, I started the game
during the intro and I there was no queue and that I exited to start the intro and now there's a queue.
Come on, man.
come on brother way is it this looks like it's frozen right into it yeah I
don't think there's really much to stall about brother
yo what are you talking about what do you mean
watch a skill ups review for Wolverine I don't remember the last time I watched
like a 20 minute review of the game I just play it you know honestly I told you
I'm more of like a curiosity gamer now even if the Wolverine reviews suck balls. I'm still gonna try it like I don't I don't care
Yeah, wait, what the hell oh my god. Yeah. Oh, yeah, actually when I went when I went live
I saw an unusual error that I've never seen before on OBS and it crashed
It was an error I've never seen before so let's just pretend it was a fluke
Yeah, did this just error and throw me into a 22kQ?
God damn.
Holy moly.
I don't know what I'm doing first.
I could res- I might snipe.
I think I'm just gonna snipe and level that shit up.
Flying is fun. Supply dropping is fun. I was thinking of maybe also trying to
Level up doing anti-air. I feel like anti-air would be kind of fun
Medic as well. I don't really know this is medic
This game medicain can kind of get you easily killed
In this game
medic is very good and d-fib is only one shot
don't even use the first sniper gun just spot to skip oh it's shrewin boom out
today
Insane this is gonna get insane reviews
Overwhelmingly positive easy. Yeah, I mean I would I would play this today
But honestly, I think I'm just gonna grind this game to give it like a fair shot
Skill up doesn't recommend Wolverine
Buddy I don't like I said, I don't think I've ever really listened to I don't really know what to tell you man
I'm looking at the review thread oh yeah shit you gotta log into this garbage
Um...
Yeeeeeeah, okay, I've got a random review.
Gamer's global lul.
Wolverine outstrips any previous game with a hero regarding graphics,
cineastic production and narrative.
But most of all, playing Insomniac Games Action Rangers is an absolute blast.
Nexus Hub, Marvel's Wolverine is a great game that never quite reaches greater heights,
but will nonetheless please die hard fans with its brutal and visceral combat, engaging
story, and excellent cinematics.
What was like a fully shit review?
I say it's a lot of eights, nines, sevens.
This guy gave it a six out of 10.
This is a turn your brain off
and go for a ride spectacle
that occasionally punches above its weight.
That works to some extent.
The Marvel Wolverine doesn't live up
to the creative standard
and the Starlight Games is known for
and Logan has never been known for playing it safe.
I don't know, man.
Oh, shit, we're in.
I don't know, brother. Solo-plogging. Yeah, do I- I don't know what to do, man. Do I go-
do I go fucking medic mode? I'm not gonna- I could go- I'm gonna- I want to snipe.
I'm gonna play this shit like Battlefield for a bit. Like, helicoptering is fun, but
But it doesn't give you a lot of XP.
Unless like, I noticed when I was doing a lot of helicopter shit.
You can drop off materials after, if there's not enough people to transport, you can fill up your shit and drop off ammo and stuff.
But like, a lot of the players don't interact with it.
That's what I know this.
Where a sniper is painful.
Does that divide?
Oh yeah, I know that.
How are you in there's a big-ass key? I just went through the key.
I called my guy and he was like I'll call you back and well there you go.
You don't have a guy?
You don't got a guy?
You don't got a guy that does the...
Makes the calls?
Oh, what a shit bro.
Ah, let me see.
I'm just kidding. I don't know. I think the key went by pretty damn fast
All right best solo best sniper NA East world
We're going for top of the leaderboard at red for life. I
Only play red. I only fear red. I
Pledge allegiance to the red. Oh
No, thanks. He backs. He's
All in
Shit I should have went green fuck round forever too late. Oh shit already pledged god damn it
All right, let's see
Fuck man, they had green
the game is officially launched so like now all this matters okay now it all
matters okay just in time for the flash all right let me just set the tone and
do we're gonna we're gonna do one heli one heli to set the tone I already bought
I already bought it.
The lyric was my pilot?
Nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I remember when my computer ran like shit, this game was fucking terrible.
But it's like, it's soapy smooth.
45% chance to crash!
I ain't gonna leave it.
oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did it keep your oh shit did it keep the
keybinds? oh fuck oh fuck I think I did I think I did I think I did I think it's
the same not CFG it's the same CFG no this game runs silppy smooth now when I
I played it, it was like, fucked.
Come on, man.
I got jab on the left! Wait!
God fucking damn it, man!
Fuck!
It's alright, no they didn't see it though, they didn't see it, they have no idea, look
we got a whole crew.
Hiya, I'm very real like 45% chance of dying boys alright, welcome to 2 minutes into life.
Oh, we got one more coming.
Hey, y'all right here, right here, we're going, we're going.
We're coming.
This dude's coming.
All right, yeah, yeah, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy.
He's ready to go, he's ready to go, he's getting into it.
Yeah, my pistol, dude, my pistol.
Buy something nice.
Buy something good, bro.
All right, here we go.
We're back, boys.
Yeah, you guys have parachutes?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, you guys have a parachutes
Is this life one for you guys life one fresh down look
Whoa, yo, I don't know if we're gonna meet each other ever again. This is like a big deal
Life one you're trusting your first lives with me
You know you just tell us to either jump or are you landing all right?
I'm gonna try to land but uh if you got a parachute if you got a parachute go for a parachute drop
I'll raise that don't worry
Yeah
All right
oh my fucking god dude listen I was supposed to press fucking sw
I'm fucking poor already give me a sniper give me a sniper
you're reading that right big discounts for a limited time
oh yeah man yep first one first sniper sucks um I actually leveled up off stream the first
one and you get a scope pretty fast. I know some people spot with recon and shit. I know
it's trash but I literally leveled it up and got the sniper scope for it and it was one
tapping. And then I started picking up other people's guns and using like the mosin and
shit. This ain't really a sniper, it's the only, I don't know if that's right, that's
literally what I did. XP is different now? What do you mean?
Did they change it from the beta? Is there a meta progression beyond the rounds like
EFT? You keep your money, if that's what you're saying. So there's like a, like if you make
say so there's like a like if you make money and then leave the server your
money follows you I never bought a parachute
I do not have a parachute, so as long as I don't break my legs, and open!
Nice, thanks.
Alright, yeah, I should join a squad.
I feel like you might as well
Yeah, I honestly the early game medic XP is probably gonna make you so much money because every this is live everybody is a fucking new
Yeah, Medic is gonna make a shit ton of money.
I figure when do you get the defibs?
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Alright, let's see.
142k in Q, damn.
I'm trying to find one guy, dude, where's the fucking Paula-Duty guy?
No, I only play on red.
Red team for life.
no I only play on red red team for life
yeah I need some cash
Yeah, is it me or are the shadows way harsher in this game?
The distant shadows are fucking harsh, man.
Is this one of those games where if you play with like less shadows, it's a benefit?
I guess I'm maxed out. I don't know.
Is it? They changed it?
Bro, cheating? Buddy, people aren't fucking...
People are...
This fucking guy.
classic turn off wait there's flickering
I'm going to head back to Holds insult.
Got them, got them.
Actually, I'm going to join the training squad here.
Is the gun play good?
Yeah, is there bullet drop by the way?
I haven't gotten a kill yet.
I
Swear there's a fucking flicker right now. There definitely is
Was it is it G-Sync, I don't think it was it's G-Sync
Shit man, there's literally no one in that circle right now.
Oh my god, damn it!
Holy shit.
Hey, y'all, chill out, brother.
I'm gonna get you up.
Yo, this is my cash buddy! Put those hands down, buddy! Put that shit down, dude!
Hey, man, I couldn't afford a lot. I needed more than your help.
Okay, man, yo, put the ice sword again.
I think I caught you by, like, a percentage.
I hit F before you.
What's that, man? What's that? There it is. There it is.
Ha ha ha, promotion!
One kill one kill sniper promotion
Oh my goodness!
180 in Q?
Yeah, people are thirsty for a new FPS, man.
I don't know.
I don't think this game is going to be like Arc Raiders level,
but it's like fun enough and different enough and fresh and, I don't know, bro.
I am not gonna go in here. I want to find a little building to camp in and maybe shoot
out of. Oh yeah, that's it.
the fuck you can't even the door
yeah that there we got a guy just that just fragged the hole
What the f- Y'all this guy- Who's making these noises?
I might have you hold on.
Yeah, what the hell?
I wonder if I can take his...
Can I take like, D-Fibs or something?
Dude, I'm still needed in this game.
I didn't play it for like, 50 fucking hours, all right?
Give me a second.
Give me a fucking second.
It doesn't auto bind?
Am I tripping?
How does this ship fly?
Yeah, how the fuck, I thought you were supposed to...
Doesn't this auto do it?
I'm gonna die.
Oh, you have- oh, there's only one slot for meds.
Oh my god, Artyom!
Guys in this building, I don't know if they're still alive.
Oh, four- four is dedicated slot for meds.
He's behind the fence, he's behind the fence.
Boys, please!
On the up!
AHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
Dude, are you kidding me? You shot my pinky toe off.
Hey, I'm on the stairs, bruh, ow.
Fuck!
Fucking have me here!
You need a vest for more slots, oh.
I don't blame you, I don't blame you, but I'm gonna hold on.
I'm on the stairs, man!
No!
That was an interesting first life.
Damn
Welcome to back around me son. I hope you spent wisely
Yeah, when can I get my attachment? Oh, yeah, right there see what the hell bro wait what I did auto attaches
Wait did I just buy
I can't see anything.
Ah, no pop in the litter.
Ah, I did.
Recon level 3.
Hmm.
That's expensive, but it's to unlock it.
Let's go boys.
That was pretty good. That was a fast unlock there.
At least now I can fucking
snipe. Goddamn.
sure you don't like to get you better take someone else's oh nice so I'm
open up a fob
207 thousand in view well I guess this is a success for the devs that's pretty
I remember when we first saw footage of the game and I was like, yeah, let's see if they
pull it off.
That's pretty cool, man.
Oh, you click on spot.
Playing Hellies is an easy recon rep.
This game needs a subtle soundtrack in the background, I just, I don't know what.
Arma Peak was like 24k.
Well, Arma's a lot more, uh, Arma doesn't like market their...
Nah, dude.
Armour is different.
I tell you, you gotta go discover Armour.
Armour doesn't, like, market itself.
It's more hardcore and you gotta, like, stitch a lot of shit together to play the game modes.
This is, like, a straight-up one-click EXE done, done.
Easy to get players in too fast.
Like, there's no jank involved. It's a one-fucking-tap done.
I'm not sure if they're still in front of us.
What happens if you go to $0?
Um, you can just...
I don't know actually.
I guess you can just go in unarmed and find corpses and pick up their guns.
oh there's three guns you actually snipe a pilot out of this
oh yeah I need a spot the hell it is you're right
There's more outside the wall.
How much XP? 125?
Oh, you can just...
Oh, there's just like an XP farm.
Nice.
You get initial money?
Oh yeah, what? In this house? With the banner?
Inside, inside the walls.
I gotta get used to the sniping cell, I don't really know how far.
I'm very good at killing the rocks.
I swear that guy said there was someone in one of these houses.
I thought I heard somebody.
I got the kill, boys!
Oh, shit.
Okay, so I think if it's blue, somebody...
Is that friendly? Or is blue?
What the fuck? Why was it blue?
That was probably the old one that I already worked on.
That's probably what it was, right?
blue is team oh shit man I know I know I'm red no red is team what are you
talking about it shows you can track and then you spot it and then if you hold
the binoculars it tracks afterwards
I think that's how it works
Unless that was literally the blue team
Was the blue team
How do you win the more
People in the circle
As that bar ticks from left to right your team gets points and I think what does it first to a hundred?
So you want to stay in the zone with the most amount of players which is the backs of 33 on the team
and then every time that
Horizontal bar fills you get points
So the more players occupying this circle the better and then this inner circle you get like double points
And you can build anti air you can build like a fob take over towers and shit
And
Like slowly build up build. Oh shit build shut up
Yeah, 50 fucking windows and you shoot me here. Where even are you bro?
I want to find like a really good place to snipe.
Oh fuck, I'm going. I might die here.
This might be a little too far.
I'm not sure if this is a good spot, but this might be like a little open.
Why is there red spot on the circle? Isn't it unfair? We built it. It's like a fob.
Bob, you can have forward bases where people can spawn.
Hey, brother! Too much lead?
That guy disappeared. Was that too much lead?
Well, there's so many different things.
You level up recon, you can level up medic.
Can you go in here?
Not a bad sniper spot.
If I make this a hundred gifted subs
What the hell
someone who is what a blue guy fell above me from his helicopter and I think
he died up there the tailfeeds showed a guy falling what the fuck
god damn man why is this scary game yeah this had this has no foot traffic
there was one guy all right this is not a good position apparently most of the
people to are gonna be fighting in the gold. The super sweats. Oh, this is even better.
If we could lose a little bit and they could take control of this, that'd be great. Yeah,
how many maps does this game have, by the way? What map? What is even as the name of
this map? Yeah, we're actually, I think red is owning. That's why I've read for life three
maps oh shit hold on oh maybe maybe not a bad spot onto the raptors so if I
If I track the target, it will make it,
hold on, yeah, 100 gifties per heli pilot kill.
That ain't happening, boys, that ain't happening.
Yeah, the jets are cosmetic in this game, right?
You can't call a jet in to artillery or shoot up a,
That shit's all just like cosmetic, right?
Maybe later you can call it in
Some people landed here and there's a tower
All right interesting
Oh dude, I'm gonna get shot from the right.
How did that not hit the guy?
Hold on, hold on.
That was a hit marker?
So if somebody has an anti-air, this just makes it so they can laser the target faster
if I just hold that.
Bruh, do not fall in the field.
Bruh, don't land here, buddy.
Oh, he fucking landed.
Oh, they landed.
I don't think it's too low.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm so dead.
Is it E or F?
It's E.
You can't E it out.
It's weird.
Did I actually did kill anybody?
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh, it's F.
Oh fuck.
Oh dude, I have a pistol by the way.
This game is more nerve-wracking than Battlefield.
Battlefield?
It's like you're flowing this game?
I feel like I'm playing fucking Tarkov a little bit.
but it's not, you just respawn.
It's like you have like a medium life.
It's like medium hardcore.
Oh, this is not a bad spot to snipe.
Is that right there?
There it is.
Oh shit.
Yeah, this is like a medium hardcore on the scale.
Hey y'all, I'm up my body!
Yep, you're reading that, Rob. No refining.
I got rid of two more, let's go, let's go.
I just spent all my money.
That's good. First time?
No, but...
...Megatown's looking pretty low and we don't make it here.
Yeah, we don't make it, don't worry. We don't make it.
We all want to go
Blue spawn vehicle or whatever it's to the it's under the bridge to the left
We can't really ping it like a drop location down for
Yeah, how do I do that? I just take me on the map. I don't do a drop location. I
Can't remember
Anyways, he's just like to the left of our tower
I think the best thing to do if there's too many cheaters use playing community servers
and then the admin just bans the fucking cheater I mean that's kind of the best way to do it
I don't like this live.
Really not much else.
I think you cannot cancel out to get a community server I have no idea.
Oh yeah, there's people down there already, careful.
I already saw a guy there, and that's an A. Okay, okay, got him shotgun.
That was probably... not a good place to land.
Oh yeah, I got another spawn here.
This is a 10 minute cooldown, isn't it?
Now I'm red for light, bro.
Alright, I made- I flipped the coin.
And then...
Then it landed on heads or tails. It landed...
Right in the middle, so I said, oh, that was red one top tower one red for life
right for life
Dropping sniper next round now. I'm still in the figure out phase
Building would be fun too
You just get a bunch of like just doing pure logi
green team was on fire in the last day of beta yeah well now there's like a shit
ton more players how much is this game 280,000 in queue god damn man
This might be the last, this might, after Arc Raiders, this might be the last one to
hit pretty big launch numbers other than like fucking cod and shit, right?
Since Arc, has there been an FPS?
That has like even like slight hype?
What the fuck?
The Marathon?
Was High Guard after Arc?
I don't think...
Then High Guard?
But High...
Some guy's driving his APC.
Isn't that a fob?
What the fuck?
What?
Bro, okay.
A jittery piece of shit.
Oh my god, just get the shit out of me.
Hype to play?
Yeah, but High Guard was free to play, wasn't it?
Or no, was it by the play?
I don't fucking remember.
Who gives a shit?
I might go back up here and snipe, well these guys might land in the field.
Maybe.
Or not.
All teammates in the field.
Oh shit, they got three droppers.
100 gifties.
Nope.
nope
it'll happen guys one day
bro do not land here oh that was a hit
I spotted this like 50 times maybe it's worth trying to go with like a battlefield kit
And having C4 instead of binoculars
Robbed the car I don't think this is GTRP
Yeah, I think you just got to like C4 it and shit
Yeah, what should I expect from this pistol? How many shots does it take to kill somebody
on the first? How many shots are you thinking? Like 20 shots? No way. The glock sucks ass.
Yeah, what they blew it up
Oh, there's a bunch of corpses there, do I go resin?
I might go res these guys.
Oh that guy's doing it over there.
Oh fuck.
I think they need a res.
Well, you guys, just get a pair of D-Fibs.
It's like a money farm.
If this was a clicker game, just get some D-Fibs.
I'm about to get some and just be like a D-Fib millionaire at this point.
I might need to go do that.
I might be the way.
Early game?
I might go res'em, I might go res'em, let me go do it, let me go do it.
You gotta unlock them? Yeah, I mean, this is one way of doing it.
What level? I gotta check what level it is.
You know, do you run faster on arm?
Oh, buddy, you're rubbing!
Let me rub, let me rub, let me rub. I need money, let me rub.
What's up, guys? You're gonna be okay, okay?
Okay, okay.
Rub them in down, baby.
There's someone north of me.
Everybody relax.
Oh, the master rubber.
Okay, buddy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This guy lets me hit.
Mine now, mine now.
Enemy will burn, spot it.
Let me get the assist.
Technically, what if you,
I wonder, what's the investment on getting,
I guess you could get 246A,
you could only get four of those respirator looking things.
Isn't it one time use?
And then you make your money back,
just go in and spamming it.
You just, wait, it's one and it's forever use?
Oh, you can only get one?
Yeah, it's running on bandaging people.
Oh single you see you get
Binos
Hey, are they up on the tower I
Oh, I just saw his head.
No one's gonna peek off.
I gotta find like a nice area to be a little rat shit sniper to just like take out multiple.
You know what I'm saying?
One.
To the left, brother.
To the left.
Oh, you did it again!
A little more, a little more, a little more!
Eh, come back, come back, come back!
Oh, he's rusting his friend.
Yeah, he's r-
Oh, he's rusting him.
Oh, he rusted him!
Oh, it's a shoulder!
Oh, can I shoot that?
Ah!
Ah, that was an advance!
That was an advance!
That was an advance!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I was about to make that shot.
Yeah, other side of the fence. Oh shit, I'm the only one here. I'm so dead.
I'll walk away. I'll walk away. I'll forget this happened.
Oh, there you go.
Can I unlock anything?
Mosin?
Guys, I need the Mosin.
I need the Mosin, you know, understand.
Level 10 Recon.
I need it.
We're looking boys we need a ride
I'm good
That's what it's all about if you don't want any heli rides
Just aim to survive for at least ten minutes
So you know you can always have a deployment available or you have to rely on somebody
Helying you in
How long is the match that it depends on I feel like we're at 53
Yeah, just you gotta aim to at least survive 10 minutes.
So I survived 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
Max time is like 4 hours.
Yeah, next match I might help build up a fob like this and just build walls.
Maybe.
People love this.
Oh shit.
I guess obviously with the heli drop, you can get in here instead of needing to still run.
It's way more of a hot drop.
You're telling me I can just track this guy and make all my money back?
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. The first spot gives you money? Never mind.
And then it's all XP for recon.
How's it looking man, you getting your ass checked?
Uh, Chris left the base.
Right for life!
Holy shit, bro, they got nades!
You get him right you get him
He did yeah, yeah, there it is easy I
I should have pistoled, man. I'm scared.
I have vision problems in this game right now. It's hard to spot the enemy.
Yo, APC! They gotta...
You gotta shoot the antenna. Wait, really?
Do you actually do that? You shoot the antenna?
Yeah, I think they're in the building north, one of them.
Oh yeah, yeah, second floor of the banner building at 22.
I haven't spotted, I haven't spotted.
I think he killed him.
Where are they?
No!
You're kidding, bro! It was literally looking there!
Yo, by the radio tower, man!
More or minus?
Nice, thank you.
Hey, I swear I got killed by the radio tower. Bless.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we are also in the gold, so, I mean...
Did you get double money for kills in the gold?
How you do?
Hey, on this building, uh, southwest, where you're going, I'm pretty sure.
Do you see that ping?
I think you might be in there.
Oh shit, he wa- he wa- he was!
He was!
Are you kidding me, there's just one straggler?
I'm like, look, yeah, where the fuck?
Yeah, Red has full occupation of this.
What do you mean, dead weight?
There's like 20 soldiers underneath me.
One of them goes in, confirms the target,
and then 19 people are there to resin.
find your get these if I kill them
I hit the roof
oh I can you no scope?
oh it is actually kinda accurate
dude I was just looking in that fucking way
in that fucking window and he's creating me?
What the hell?
I hit him!
I hit him!
What is- I don't know what the body shot damage of this guy is.
Oh my god!
this angle I'm gonna run into somebody and die I'm gonna die but there's there's
somebody around here in here oh shit big kill assist rip really I should I know
how the mechanic works in this game how do you take over a tower is it just like
You just stand there, and you take it over like a flag, and then you can just build a fob there. Is that it?
There's a computer inside.
Oh, there's a computer, and you take the tower.
Does it give you more points, or what is the benefit? Recon, more visual, like what is the benefit?
Yeah, that one guy is going.
Oh!
Close dude.
He just dropped off.
Yeah, guys in the field northwest of you.
Yeah, just wait till I get the most in.
I'm gonna miss.
Way cleaner.
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you kidding me?
Bro, there's been a guy lurking outside your ship
for a year.
He's a sniper.
Are you kidding me, but...
He'll res me.
He'll res me.
Two under bucks.
Two under bucks.
There it is.
Wow.
They got him to move.
He's actually moving.
Wow, they got him to move.
He's actually moving.
Yeah, did you get him?
Nice, yeah.
Defitman at Hotmail.com
Oh, shit.
Thank you, Matt. Thank you.
On
You have marines on your team
300,000 players and war dogs down. I don't think it was gonna be that big on launch. That's crazy actually holy shit
Nice. Thank you, man. Good shit dude. I
Knew it was gonna be decently big, but that's a shit ton
Holy shit. Yeah, people are just so thirsty for just a good FPS that isn't Call of Duty.
Okay, there's a thousand people on this tower, but I think the team's actually occupying it.
Get in a month? You know what, maybe, but...
It's still fun initially.
Oh shit.
Those guys hot-dropped on that.
Man, I'm trying to find people to kill, okay?
You play fast and then there's a guy who's playing like a rat that kills you.
like I'm doing. Or you get an SMG and just kind of go go go.
I really like dropping in that field.
Come on buddy.
Kill assist?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, you pronged shit!
Did I just see a pit top?
How is that not a kill?
Yo.
I had a feeling someone was flanking me, okay?
Please, Ro, wait!
I have intel!
Wait, Ro!
I need help over here!
I have intel, Ro!
I can tell you things!
I'm dead, too!
That's not...
See, I was go regiing your buddy function!
Oh, no, no, that's not my money, bro.
That's some old arnemies, actually.
That was the third faction.
It was.
Check if you unlock the SKS.
I don't think I did yet.
The next one you unlock is the most in at level 10.
Yeah, how do I how do I tell my recon levelers?
Where's my Recon level buddy? Oh.
Yeah, I gotta start fragging more, yeah. I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in, boys. I gotta lock in.
Next one is SKS at level 5 in Marksman. Oh, is it?
Yo, spot more people, my ass. Dude, I wanna fucking kill a motherfucker.
Is this gun not one-tap headshot? Is it not?
Because I swear I had a hit marker. It's not- oh well there you go.
Not against armor. 90 damage headshot. Oh. Is there any gun? Is there any sniper that does one-tap?
It makes sense that it's garbage for the beginning rifle. It makes sense. Oh yes!
I'm a worm that's what I'm talking about bro there's random stragglers oh my god it's
tree. You play fast and then there's like one guy behind enemy lines.
It's a team focused game you're not supposed to go solo. I disagree. I think
this seems like a mix. You can squat up and like rage shit together and like nah
Nah, you can also be effective.
Nah.
Kind of.
It's not that deep, bro. It's not that deep.
Eventually, you're gonna, like, mesh with your teammates.
Just because you all have the same hot zone in mind to fight at and shit, but...
15 snipers in tower we are helping there's probably like one guy in here yeah
like the whole middle ground is empty
Some people just hate on it because they don't want to, you know, if they're a justification
for not wanting to spend the money on the game too, so it's like a copium method too.
I'm not saying, bro, it's a healthy way to save money, I get it, or not spend money,
I get it.
You copium hate the game.
It's technically probably a saving tactic if you're asked like a fucking financial guy.
Okay.
But you also don't know how long the game is gonna last for like I get it.
It really depends dude.
I'm the type of person you are.
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Can you climb like a massive radio tower or maybe I get like a heli-drop on a tower or
something?
I'm trying to find like a good place to be a noose and sniper where people can get to
where I'm at. That guy's still alive in there. Back at this tower. A lot of people here.
What are these byzons by the way? What are those? I could wait for the field cross.
I swear I'm going to get killed from this side.
Wow, this is a horrible spot to cross.
I said shoot the antenna
Oh, there's a guy in there. But I can't one tap, so it's just doing fucking damage to
him and then him never peeking again. That's all, that's all. Especially with this gun.
I guess he had 98, dude.
You're lucky there's a fucking wall here, you piece of shit.
What?
Come on, man.
You're telling me that was the lead?
Hey take a look around. I hope you like what you bought. Hey take a look around. You gotta spend money to make money.
Skill issue ding ding ding ding ding skill issue
Hey y'all brown what's your plan right away? There's no one in there. There's no one in there
Yeah, can you drop me off dude?
We can start giving the old college try. I got a parachute
All righty, yeah.
Failed off back 350k.
Yeah, that's freaking crazy, man, 280k, that's sick.
The thing is, you can drop pallets of crates, but then don't you only get XP if they actually
access it?
So you have to hope your team is actively using the supplies you're transferring.
Are you just trying to... are you carrying supplies?
Yeah, I have supplies, but I can drop you off wherever you want.
Oh yeah, I'll just bear shit out.
You only get XP if people use the supplies, right?
Or cash?
as long as they like if they like unload the supplies and then they start building
with them then yeah you'll start getting XP. Not for the delivery but the usage.
You'll also get a little bit for delivering like pilot or I think it's support level for delivering.
Oh I see, nice, nice, nice!
I've tipped the BS, I've tipped it.
Not sure, oh yeah, there's actually a ladder up here.
Wait, so they had claymores?
I hope they don't, but I could see them doing a claymore patch.
No!
Brother!
No!
Oh, there they are.
That was him, dude.
Come on buddy.
Yeah, can you both of fuckers look over to the south, please?
You're lucky, man. You're lucky it's not a Mosin.
And now he's never peeking again.
How have we not taken that tower?
There's like two people in there.
Not many are peeking.
Yeah, there's like two guys.
Yeah, I'm about to take an SMG.
This will have a payoff though, I think it's going to be difficult and then the sniper
unlock is going to be worth it.
Let me, let me copy on myself.
I need to tell myself this.
It is very loud, you do not, I need a silencer is what I need.
Every time I shoot this, it's like I ping my location.
Yeah, they love this field, man.
I need to find like a good spot to snipe them here.
I swear I saw someone in here, that's a bad idea.
Buddy why what are you doing man? What are you doing out here?
You part of the green goblins
Yo, where's the man?
You can't see my color because I'm undercover nice shot man nice shot man just get me up
right there yeah yeah I'll get that I got mission accomplished just resume I got intel
yeah yeah I got intel bro I gotta go tell the green boss
Yeah, really? Okay.
Yeah, yeah, get intel on blue.
Really? What's the intel?
Oh, bro, my lips are parched.
Let me get a drink of water and then I'ma tell them.
I'ma tell Green.
I'm down!
Oh, do you? All right.
Res me so I can drink it back.
I got you, bro.
Actually, I can't, Res.
I don't know a freaking thing.
Really?
Yeah, you can't, right?
Yeah, you can't, right? You can't, uh,
do the counter up on enemies.
You can only use the, uh, thing here.
Oh.
The robot.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh.
Listen, we're gonna hold hands in the middle
and call the truce between all the colors.
All right, you ready?
I'm not gonna shoot this.
All right, I'll give.
I'm not gonna shoot me.
All right.
Yeah, I'm going back to my base.
What?
I'll escort you now, all right.
Oh yeah, yeah, bring me to the green house.
Bring me to the green house.
Yeah, bring me to the green house.
Okay, Matt.
I'm just out of the forest.
Bro, I got binoculars.
I'm a tourist.
Yeah, yeah, I'll bring you.
I'll bring you.
Wow.
I'm looking south, southeast.
Southeast?
All right.
Wow.
It's so beautiful here, Matt.
Oh my God.
You guys built all those?
I know it's crazy.
That's crazy. Hey, that's top secret, buddy!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You got clearance for that?
I trusted you guys.
The secret though.
You only had secret clearance. That's top secret.
Yeah, I was about to tell you this, I was about to say it, man. You shot me.
Yeah! I'm bleeding now over here!
I can't control. I don't want to feel authority over it.
I'm gonna tell you everything, bro!
The next sentence.
Sorry, I was about to tell everybody you were about to win the war!
Yo, are you a toby ship, buddy?
I was about to, bro!
I was literally about to see your fob, that's it.
Soldier of fortune.
Hey, take a look around. I'm back any time.
Alright, man, let's go.
You look locked in.
You look like you're ready.
Yo, this guy's ready to lift us off.
Lift us higher.
Wait, did I not buy armor?
Oh shit, I unlocked armor.
Oh my god, I finally have armor unlocked.
Oh my god.
You know what?
Not having armor is not bad,
Never's not bad, because with this weapon, you're basically dead.
You're dead pretty fast.
I'm technically saving money.
I'll have 45 grand already, even though I think that's how much you start with when you get your first download.
But still.
We're not down!
We're around!
Oh, you started 10k? Oh.
No, we're up now!
Uh, no, Red's about to win.
I mean, 21 points.
Red has been on him, but Green's making a comeback, actually.
Green can sway the match.
Alright, wanna game?
Wanna fuck up?
Yo, gimme up on that apartment complex.
Oh yeah, oh my.
Alright, gotta, gotta, gotta, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Okay, bro.
Yeah, he shot, can you, you can shoot through wood.
Makes sense if you can.
Hopefully you can shoot through wood.
I've got one hell of an awful deal of wood.
10k unlock.
I mean, you gotta unlock that shit.
Hope you spend wisely.
You learn in tutorial, you can shoot through wood,
or you could have just told me what you just did,
which saved me loading into the tutorial
and experiencing that segment.
Thank you.
Now I know.
People bad reviewing because of Q.
Early speed reviewers are toddlers.
At this point it's an annual get-together of the cue reviewers until like they literally get together
Here we go everybody
Everybody at the keyboard, here we go!
Come on with me, man, I'm a fuckin' IQ, man.
I'm not a fuckin' watch. Shit, fuckin' IQ.
Some people buy the game just to write the Q review and then refund.
I swear they got like a discord and shit, Matt. They do it on purpose.
it's actually like hype for them they're like a community
I met my husband in the queue forums we used to hop from game to game launch we never played
that shit even though no shit every game will always have a cue if it's kind of popular
but she was talking shit in the steve reviews
and i was like oh my god
hey i got a lot of guns
I'm sorry.
Buddy, these guys are spotting me faster than I can spot, and I have a fucking 8x, 12x magnifying, optic lens.
Chat time. I'm gonna start taking monster energies, Adderalls, and, um, what else? What else? I'm just dead.
Alright, and then loading up. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm going all out. You motherfuckers take Valhine buffs I are out to play these games.
Alright? I'm done. I'm done being sober. I'm done sober aiming. I want buffs.
Yeah, just wait, just wait till I have some anti-air.
I think another fun way to play would be to get anti-air up and just shoot down all the
hell it is.
I kind of want, I might do that next game and go full hammer build and just be a nuisance,
anti-air.
I don't know how to do it, I don't know if you have to be a higher level, but like,
It would be so strong.
That's why people are building?
Can't you just like plop down an anti-air on a mountain if you have the resources?
You just take a Ural truck with a bunch of uh, pallets and then can't you just drop an anti-air, but it's probably level down.
I
Isn't the big hammer just you have to unlock it like everything else, right? Yo fuck that tower. I keep looking up there, dude
I need 250 brown making 250 up on that
These guys are just hovering.
Oh, shit, I hit him!
Yeah, target packed this bitch.
There's a guy up there.
I do, I do.
I do need the practice.
Where's enemy?
They kind of drop and scatter around the map
That animation right there is gonna get me killed
All right, that's a teammate up there. What the hell bro, there was no mark and there's a teammate up there. What?
That was a late mark. I thought it was that was an enemy
ladder up the stadium lights oh wait that's actually a thing
There's not a lot of high ground on this map. There's like a couple of buildings
That are like mid-ground and then the tower we don't own the tower so that's a death
There's always like one guy shooting in there
Okay, buddy
you're kidding
I'm getting there, boys, I'm getting there.
Every shot makes me stronger.
Okay, I'm going to start aiming at like the chest or something.
That guy made it up there fast.
Hey, uh, guy, uh, south building, two buildings up.
I'll tell the walls of the church.
Bebegun, I want my Mosin, bro!
I'm getting it soon!
Wow.
Ass shot.
I
Think about this man think about this
I believe in that. I believe in bond. I believe in bond, dude
My guys have been in that building for like a he's started
Come on man
Come on, Bon!
Bon!
He's under fire. He's under heavy fire.
get SKS with level five
I am not level five yet. Wait you can get a bow?
yeah there's a recon, there's a bow
The bow one-shots? Yeah, right. And it's recon? Oh my god.
Glad to see all the streamers and youtubers got in. Took a day off of work to
What the fuck, man?
Yeah, some of it is definitely coincidence.
Oh fuck. Yeah, they're in.
Well...
What happened every single streamer is it I don't give anybody my steam idea or anything
So
Maybe they did do they could have I feel like a lot of it is just like coincidence
Some of it is priority Q
Definitely some of it is definitely coincidence
One is a chance for the prisoners and three is a pattern I mean I was like five thousandth
in queue. So maybe I just joined the queue early.
Honestly, bro, even if the streamers get in early,
you're kind of being a pepega. Because there's probably not even a
thousand streamers who may have gotten in early, so it
really doesn't affect you if there's 300,000 people you
Fuck. Think about it, buddy.
It's not even a streamer take. You're a dumbass.
There's 300,000 people. There's probably like a...
A THOUSAND was even long-shotting it.
There's probably like a HUNDRED craters.
And you're getting mad at fucking a hundred people
when there's 300,000 fucking people in a queue.
Are you that stupid?
If that's not being out of touch, you just don't know how to math.
What are you talking about?
Oh fuck, I'm still at top, burn over head.
Says the guy who fucking took the time off of work to play the game, thinking the game wouldn't have a cue.
Okay buddy.
And then blame a hundred streamers that get early access that fill like one server.
Actual dumbass.
Why so defensive for that?
I don't give a shit.
I'm just playing the game.
His actions are entertainment to me.
Res the guy?
Oh shit.
I think I'll res this guy.
I got him, I got him.
got him brother who shot you man speak to us I forgot to open my parachute I
killed myself oh god that's all good man I'm gonna put your legs back on thank
you there you go all again and a crack
All right
Brand new
There it is that a guy they're chimney
I'm shooting at the helis after this
Where are you?
Who even shot me?
It's been a battle of this tower that, like, for 50% of this game.
And every time I check...
There's no one.
No one's in the gold circle either.
At least on our team.
Wait, blind? There's a guy?
You can unlock a little bird with guns that fast, and one match you can get a little bird
I thought that was like a level 20 unlocked.
Where is this guy?
I'm gonna die if I peek again.
Aw dude, this tower is so annoying.
I think that was the building across.
Oh, yeah, that guy finally died.
Somebody sniped Vaughn.
I feel like I need to go resin
Okay
That man is a super soldier I will go save him
are you kidding dude I decide to aim and take my time and the head shot misses
What the fuck has got me?
Get the fuck out of here, man. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
What have you been talking about?
What are you talking about here?
Yeah, he's here on the stairs, bro.
There's three people dead in here, dude.
Yeah, all eight of you come in here and kill them.
It's one guy who's resing three of his people.
Yeah, all eight of you come in.
One of them's up.
Move him up, he's resting everybody!
Get him fast!
All of you, good enough?
No, you guys are fucking dead. You guys are dead.
The whole team is on the way, GG.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, boys.
Oh shit, oh shit, wait, he's also...
No!
No, no, you thought it was the whole team.
All right, get a shave, brother, run for me.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Yo, dude, come on.
I need a clip. How did it miss on that guy? How?
I think he just barely moved like the last second when I shot.
I have armor.
action with the pistol. Alright, here we go. Alright, this is the wrong way.
Getting fake pixels because of Framegen?
I don't think so, bud.
Oh yeah, we got a guy.
Is that guy killing everybody?
I swear I just heard a hit mark or noise.
One more time, one more time, man.
He's coming back.
Oh, he's leaving.
Right out of ammo.
Damn, yeah, you gotta aim pretty far.
Yeah, we're about to win this
What do you mean we in quotes, bro?
I did a lot of things.
Ah, let's see here buddy.
Just wait till I get my bow.
All these people just shooting guns.
So like start playing card cry
Ow!
I'm getting shot from the- okay
Bro that went from no one in that forest to everybody in that forest
Wow
I'm almost at level five for the SKS
I
Y'all brother I need a drop off
Just into the battle zone I had a parachute
Please don't be like the last guy. He's actually brain dead
Hey, you don't even have to worry about landing on me, just put me anywhere I can see things.
Thing is, I wanna play this game, I wanna up my recon, I wanna get my DFibs, I wanna get, I wanna try many, many guns on the Lullibird.
There's a lot of things to try.
I don't know how long it takes to get the guns on the little bird though unless you just keep transporting and then you can unlock it fast
I'm gonna look next game
Yeah, I'm gonna jump out the boy is level 17
Yeah, but you can only transport so many until there's a lot of downtime
Oh wait, this is the forest where I died.
Oh shit, there's a guy right there.
How, bro?
Dude, I swear this shit is delayed.
Oh
This 900 bucks
Thank you wait, I got $800
It said I thought it's 800 for just a regular res
Right you're shooting at a tree bro.
Are these guys like over there?
Ah shit. Ah it's GG.
easy there it is boys
feels good man
Oh shit, SKS now!
Oh my god.
new game. New map? Is this new map? I swear this map was in the beta. Unless you're just
saying new map as in another map.
Red for life.
Red for life or Sapa.
Cool.
Ha ha ha, come on brother.
Ha ha, come on man.
Excuse me, guys.
Okay.
There it is.
Oh, hold on.
There it is.
Red Bull, I'll get it.
Then, Red Bull!
No.
No.
No, there it is.
There's a fuckin' level 25 somewhere in this game.
Alright boys, we're starting off in the air.
Wait, level 4 pilot?
That's it?
And you get the miniguns?
What the hell?
Oh my god, that's like no time at all.
Yeah, I'm literally, we just won our first game, buddy.
Did you see the Wolverine reviews?
They looked fine.
And then people kept mentioning skill-up, said it was bad or something.
Yeah, Jada boys!
I
Been boys
Yeah, we need three more I don't know that song
Alright, we're lifting in three slots.
Alright, here we go.
You guys have parachutes?
Yup.
Yes.
Yeah, everyone in here does.
Stop there.
Stop.
I'm going right for the CZ.
I'll be there.
Very good parachute now.
Oh, you get. Oh, yeah, you're going deeper in.
You know what'd be intrataction on?
Or you could be like a heli pilot?
No, I don't know if that would work.
You could like medvac and like quick revive teammates and they kind of do like a fast redeploy.
I don't know if they die.
I don't know actually if that makes sense.
All of them insta-die?
Uh, great job buddy, he's paying the fucking location.
I'm still not very good at the J-Hooks in this game, so I don't really do it.
I just kinda hope they...
I can land, but it's not the greatest.
I'm still...
I'm still a little awkward.
Oh, yo!
What happened?
Band!
Kicked!
You've been kicked!
You've been kicked!
You've been kicked!
You've been kicked!
You've been kicked!
You've been kicked!
Yeah, what happened dude I'm no longer a streamer
Oh
No
Yeah, that match just started I wonder if I can go into oh read is there a rejoin button
Bro that was like a fresh server
server queue is full
this one
I don't know if there's enough servers for players
Yeah, I was owning man.
You have to actually refresh constantly.
I was on, I was on, I was going.
I don't know if there was a community server tab was there I don't think so
to the north how was there
server queue is full there's only 80 players maybe they're schooling these servers up
Oh, you can make it, so it's community only as well.
I feel like the official servers have the check mark.
Is that for progression?
Persistent cat.
So, does your money not transfer to the community servers?
All progression is tied to the official servers, right?
I don't know what that even means there.
Because they don't have the little whatever this symbol is unless that's just the symbol
for it being official.
Oh wait, it says I'm in queue, but I'm not.
bugged I don't know if I restart if I go into a massive queue
Um, now the question is, is it worth waiting in a server queue or finding one with no queue?
That is the question now.
Or...
Uh-oh.
Oh, you got kicked, uh...
Mid-game twice? Yeah, maybe something's going on there as well.
I got just got kicked on a 10 kill streak feels bad
Wee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
Where if you deploy into the firing range and then leave.
Let's see let's see
But I just did a whole match it fucked up once we went to the
Yeah, it's like that when we went to what do you call it?
Uh-oh.
Are we broken broken?
You can restart the game there's no queue is there at wait let me see
more dogs
uh-oh
that's unfortunate
That sucks Halloween I guess
It will work, maybe.
Locker is straight to boss.
Michael Myers is calling my name.
I don't think so.
Too much emphasis on Halloween dude.
I don't think it's that good.
I know, I did say that real.
I was already over it.
I know, I do have shrooming gloom on the back burner.
Yeah, the bad but good.
It was funny for like the first day and then it just succumbed to it's badness for me.
I don't know.
Chat, I just realized these things earlier sometimes.
I did you see this not sure if it's old news.
Oh yeah, the Kojima.
being his game being now funded by Xbox. I did see that. Is this the scary game? Is
this the scary one? Worthy he showed a little bit? Yeah. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, that's the espionage one. He has a couple coming out. That's the MGS successor
OD is already on Xbox
What the hell?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, so if you do, let me just see it.
The community servers probably work.
The servers are dead.
And no one can join anything.
My community, my community.
This looks like a scary server to join.
Some guy bought a server and named it that random shit.
Even the community servers don't work?
Uh oh.
Really?
Prepare to be kicked from servers?
They're rebooting all the servers?
I could, I could host my own, I just, I mean, I could.
I could just have one.
They usually just end up dying eventually.
Did they confirm they're getting DDoS or is it just like,
it's such a massive influx of players?
Let me see players are currently slowly filter into servers as we scale on mass server
We are still seeing thousands in the log in queue as everyone queuing to log into the game will be a moment when they kick from the queue
Yeah, no one there's nothing about this current
Not none of the servers working. They have no info about that
I saw some people got perma banned I saw I don't know they probably just have some weird
bugs and shit. Bro, this is the game's biggest, this is the studio's biggest game and I think
they've only made like one other game. I guess it comes down to you can only just be, you
can only be only so prepared. Even, even bro, even fucking Blizzard succumbs to server problems
And they have the infinite money glitch
Main dev, what did he say?
Q information that was at 130
It's not the Q. It's this actually joining a server that doesn't work
Central 87 works.
The jigsaw!
Oh my god, modded if real.
Ah, close, you almost got modded.
Espanol only!
I'm gonna spend all I have on Airprop Live Translation!
Yeah, it's all about joining one of these community servers.
And then
It's still pretty interesting, you know
See how long this game is gonna survive for you know, but damn after Arc Raiders
This is probably the next game that has had this big of a player count in the FPS
Market
Goddamn
There's only one map, there's like three maps.
FPS, TPS, whatever, bro.
Honestly, if majority of people don't care, like there's a crossover of the Arc Raiders
players now coming to this game.
Yeah, I feel like if you're a shooter player and you really draw the line at
the third and first player, first person, that's a yikes brother. I feel like most
people don't give a shit and they just want to play something that's good.
I might need to restart again because the server browser is now dead.
I wait.
Too many players for servers to handle.
Uh, maybe.
You just gotta keep connecting and one of them will pop.
One of them will pop.
One of them's gonna pop.
Just gotta refresh it at the perfect time.
This is like Helldivers all over again? What do you mean?
Helldivers have problems? What are your predictions for BlizzCon?
I can't tell if actually Classic Plus is going to be insane.
I can't tell. I feel like the more leaks I've heard, the more I really hope, not leaks,
But I wonder if they're not, if they're not, mmm.
The way the hype is brewing, hopefully it actually is something crazy and not just like
low, here's a patch, classic plus.
Cause people are like holy shit, there's gonna be any engine!
There's gonna be like a new cut to it!
There's gonna be like wow too!
If it is, that'd be crazy.
I don't know, I doubt it.
I, I honestly, I hope it is too, but I don't think so.
Starcraft we'll see other than that new IP even though they canceled their survival game
Restarting the game doesn't do anything
It's kind of just like spamming join until one of these pops a loading screen to join
And you're at the mercy of the waiting until that pops up
Who cancelled their survival game?
I don't know, they did.
Play other game.
Buddy, suck my balls.
What other game is there to play?
There's people playing.
It's more about the people trying to get into play.
Buddy, Halloween is already old news, bruh.
not even that good. Try to eat your region. Shraads the only
sure you're playing right now yikes bro this is what I'm about bro what do you
mean they would be in the early he gets priority access yeah where was that guy
I agree I agreed those that content creators what the fuck man
I just got kicked from the game and now I just can't connect to the server.
Hello.
Banatted?
Yeah, maybe, maybe this ping matter a lot when you're flying.
What if I join you west?
What?
all you can only do I actually might need a restart now you use also fuck
right they got rate limited by steam even steam was like holy shit y'all I
We knew your game was that way. No, it was gonna be that big
Yeah, something tells me 300,000 players is still way more than they even anticipated
They had 250k in beta?
Is that true?
Damn.
of
the server shit is always complicated
All right, all good buddy hold on now hold on
playtest was 245k max so that means there's probably one guy they they had
enough servers for 300,000 players and then 300,001 the one guy connected and
fucked everything up the one guy pushed it over the edge
Imagine the queue on the weekend. I mean, it's always brought it. This is this is like. Oh, wow
Yeah, this is typical man. This is like the usual
Damn really it throws you out and in the back
Okay, the good news is in the meantime oh
Oh shiiish!
But do you know? What? What happened? Oh, wait, what?
Easy.
Gokusagi!
Gokusagi! Is this turkey?
I'm all buddy Mr. 300 there's no way Mr. 300 okay okay wait this isn't moving at all now
Oh yes it is.
Talk to me bro, where are you?
I don't know.
Balon mala.
Malon mala.
Malon mala.
Lijan bazuku.
hmm
uh oh
bro this thre- this 300 player might win
I don't know what language this is
I can't really even tell where we are right now
uh
Rizzanoly?
Graveni? Decorium? Polisa?
Enter here Cusini, Camina, Scali,
Burmer, Roma, what the fuck, man?
Is this fucking grease or some shit?
Wait, Scali?
Scali, bro, Scali.
Scali, Scali.
this is like some Benmark ass fucking sweet and shit I don't know man I'm lost
there was grace holy shit man I talked myself out of it
Oh yeah, let me try connecting to a European server.
No idea.
This guy's gonna beat me.
I don't know where we are.
We're somewhere obviously in South America.
I don't know.
Ecuador.
I'm gonna Europe I'm gonna Europe we're leaving America I'm gonna Europe show me the servers
Eew is dead? Buddy Eew, no one's even playing in Europe.
I
Do that in a minute in it in it try Asia
Yeah, maybe they are all dead
They haven't said anything on Twitter yet.
Just keep trying.
They're getting DDoS'd.
Yeah, you're just saying that though, bro.
Who said that?
I think it's more like a natural DDoS, it might just be a natural DDoS of just so many players
just fam-connecting servers.
and trying again doesn't do anything. It just, uh, yeah, it doesn't do anything. It literally
really does nothing.
Am I actually getting in here now?
I don't want to here successfully get in after this.
Okay, everybody stop pressing the connect button until I get in, all right, starting.
Now, okay.
No one pressed anything.
Shit.
Cooked launch, definitely gonna lose players from this.
I don't think there's ever been a game that has had server issues that then made me question
or want to refund the game.
That has never been a thought.
I don't think so.
People want to just play the fucking game, buddy.
You're thinking too hard.
This isn't fucking Macy's and the shirt doesn't fit.
Alright, and you're going back and getting a refund.
Alright.
I don't think- the gamers, it's frustrating, but people are gonna be like, fuck you, man.
Now I'm gonna refund.
I don't think so, man.
I don't think so.
I already refunded because of day one issues, okay.
Depends if the problem keeps going for days.
I mean, okay, sure, yeah, I mean, if there's a massive blunder here, I'm going with the,
I'm just going with the, this is your typical, like, tomorrow will be resolved.
What's the last game that was online that had a massive outage blunder of massive magnitude?
There hasn't really been.
There hasn't really been.
I don't know if it's gonna get to that scale.
probably be resolved by tomorrow. Yeah it's always very common like this.
Arc Raiders was silky smooth but that was different. This studio is not that big.
Confirm they got DDoS'd?
Link me.
Login queue update.
We're seeing more players start to filter to matches, revisions, and server player numbers
are increasing as the queue is being processed slowly.
That's I saw the last thing they said
Yeah, that's from an hour ago. That's all
This issue hasn't really been addressed
The server queue sure but it's more about the certain not the login queue the server queue is what the problem is
of
the
shit man it might be gaged out yeah when it hits this you need a restart unless this
just fixes it
this is the last time
It's just a lot of people can't get into servers. It's really not that. Yeah, it's just how it is
It's not everybody but a lot of people are out
I'm just gonna kick me to the back.
Shit man.
It is what it is, boys.
Simchuan!
Bakar!
Malaysia.
Malaysia.
Malaysia, buddy.
oh really bro okay he knows he saw the flag he seemed at Georgetown but even the
logging key might be fucked too.
This is Southeast Asia again.
It could be the Philippines, it could be Indonesia.
Oh my god, dude, why are you double Malaysia what the hell even is this? Why is it double Malaysia?
All really
Look at me
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ball-pour-bub-hurn
When a bulper verb hum bulp huff wait is that is bulper bulper
Yeah, it's a mirrors this map way smaller than usual what the fuck is this it's tiny
Motherfucker nobody find a bulper
I don't even know if I'm, I'm just looking, I'm just eyeballing. This is definitely a way more difficult to look at.
It's like a tinier map.
I don't even know if that's an actual place.
Bruh, I don't know man. Right there.
What were you look what was he looking at in there?
Even he has no idea either
He was just pretending
Get the fuck out of here
It was bulper it was
Anyone here stuck on fetching game data now not even in the queue anymore
There it is well no
lies Turkish meal
Where is me?
Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Is this Rusky?
I feel like that bank would tell me.
There's no way you know.
You know what this looks like? The bank in Tarkov.
Or like the green-white.
So it's gotta be Russia.
Or something.
That shit looks like Tarkov bank colors fuck you buddy relax
Shit
lolit purr
oh we're doing this again
it could be bangladesh though but no one is finding this
I'm not
no one's finding this
Oh.
Brothers!
God and Blake washing!
Brothers!
Yeah, my war dogs is completely broken.
Yeah, I'm not buying in this. I'm not buying in this buddy. You're looking at the same
I met Chinese Kitchen.
Nepal? Oh my god, that was good.
Wow! Damn, this guy kicked my ass. Holy shit.
Damn, he kicked my ass. What the fuck.
Yeah, is something going on here?
Is this like not working at all?
The queue's not even working.
Oh, there we go.
of
Feels bad buddy.
Now Silver, it was broken before then.
It was messed up before then.
Verify integrity?
Yeah, none of that's gonna do anything.
Play a different game?
I might need to load up some shroom and gloom.
I might, it depends.
I really was, I was looking forward to playing this, but.
Let me see.
Just got into a European server.
I believe in you.
Oh my god!
Wait a minute.
Yeah, there's like no one in here.
Rare EU win.
Holy fuck!
Holy shit man!
Me, Casay, Sook.
You gotta spend money to make money.
How do you know how many people are in this server?
Oh, 72 players.
Maybe they're starting to work again, cause...
Yeah.
Can you see your ping by the way? Where am I?
Red for life, boys.
Okay, what?
Oh yeah, I'm already red by the way 75 players oh, yeah, SKS
Yes.
Whoa, big, big, big.
Oh yeah, deep-in, medic level 11 for deep-in.
Ah.
I
Just throw a scope on this right off the bat. I wonder if that's actually
Compact red dot
30 shots in this I
Oh, yeah, I had the boys the boys need a pilot. Hold on before then I was actually getting into my pilot
I was getting into my pilot shit, and then the server died
This game is kind of about to end anyways, kind of 70 players, yeah 81, just need a survival
salvage.
Oh fuck, whoops, and it doesn't count, we're at base, it doesn't count, hop in, hop in,
One more, the balls are moving.
Are you guys stuck in the queue?
Alright, this guy.
I'm gonna pick up two more, hold on.
Hey, hop in, hop in, two spots for you, two spots.
Two spots, two spots, we're going, we're going.
Were you guys stuck in queue?
Yeah, for about four hours, and I'll end that on that.
Alright, here we go.
You guys have parachutes?
I honestly thought we were gonna die there I thought I failed
get ready boys I'm gonna try to drop it beautifully maybe drop on the tower get ready to tower drop
all of you hold hold hold wait wait
there you go you might watch your toesies
there you go bonk three times
Look at that, look at that.
Penta handshake?
Holy moly.
Where the fuck is our base?
Doesn't it mark the base of red on the map?
Huh.
So now the question is, I could transport some supplies,
but then I could get two pallets and bring-
and bring let me see how many players are back at base if there's not a lot yeah
there's like one guy waiting no fog so there's no point
oh yeah well you can still drop supplies near the tower and they can build a
bob
sell box with full bandages i don't know if that was more like a clip moment or an actual
strat
Yeah, that was like a shit hook, not a J-hook.
That was fucking terrible.
Yeah, like, alright, so I could get some pallets.
I could wait for the...
Uh, I could wait or just get like...
Oh wait, you can't get pallets, so I'd have to fill these with regular supplies.
So if I drop one and fill it with building supplies and drop it off and they can build a fob with it, right?
And then hit that shit with like a 75
Unless I have to what if I it's too late, isn't it? Oh, yeah, you good we're going
Yeah, wait they need the fob item as well, don't they shit
Oh, yeah, could I have gotten a second box?
And they need hammers.
Okay, it looks like we're going to take two drops.
I gotta find people who want to do it.
How you liking the game, Matt?
Nice.
Same, same.
I'm going to try something.
Oh wait, I missed the bridge.
Never mind.
There's two bridges there.
So I might as well drop these off.
So I might as well drop these off and they can build around, right?
Hey, uh, dropping off supplies down here if any of you guys need them.
Hey, uh, supply drop supplies.
I can get a fob if you guys need it.
Oh, fuck that guy.
I forgot about him.
He definitely broke his legs.
I know I hit shit.
Yo, no Foxy! He fell and died! Shit!
No.
Someone will resin. That's $800 on the ground.
Someone will resin.
How many people are back at base?
Yeah, like I'm gonna drop the fob off I guess and hopefully someone builds it with a hammer.
than anybody who takes the pl- oh, there's two people as well?
Another shit hook. That wasn't a J-hook.
I don't know what it is, there's like an extra key-bind and the war dogs flying where J-hooking was easier in armor.
I haven't gotten, uh, the proper...
...technique yet.
Okay, so if I drop off some, what should I drop off in the crate?
I'm gonna drop off hammers and the fob and that's it and then hopefully they get to work.
Hey y'all, let me just wait for this guy.
I don't think I can get a second one when there's a player.
Service is shutting down now. Oh, you can't what servers are shutting down
Oh shit man
Minus 12k? What the fuck I just invested 12k in this box?
Yeah, this bullshit.
Oh yeah, whatever. Maybe it was a false alarm, you know?
Load up, load up.
We literally massaged a man on a rail rail. We literally about to get kicked.
All the servers are going down. All the servers are going down.
Yeah.
Shit.
You know what? Maybe they're shying down, but we can go under a bridge.
That's, I mean, they might just do like a quick server restart then, right?
Yeah, do me a favor you guys actually might
I can't get out of the way.
Ah, bitch, what the fuck?
The whole studio is shutting down.
They're like, fuck this. We're shutting the servers down.
Hey, yeah, there's a fob there and hammers and a bunch of stuff.
If you guys, uh, want to build.
I fucked this shit, actually.
They have a fob.
No one has used the supplies, but, yeah.
I ca- you know, I could land and build myself.
there's no oh yeah there is a fault wait there is oh there it goes
okay so now the question is wait no way I got kicked again dude the servers are
Good
What
So what did they what did they say in the we are restarting servers to go clean slate players and servers will be logged out
This is due to an issue that wasn't present in the previous beta
We are actively working towards getting as many of you in game as soon as possible a pleasure for the reception
wait so we're restarting servers to go clean slate okay so that means they're
just they're not hot fixing or anything they're not yeah they're not hot fixing
them what do you mean PR talk it sounds like they're just restarting the
servers how long that takes I don't know yeah it doesn't sound like they're
trying to you're gonna they're gonna deploy a hot fix which would then
require us to restart the game yeah I don't know then that means that it might
be playable in like 10 minutes five ten minutes
next they're gonna wipe maybe I'm just gonna piss give me a minute
All right, yeah chat tell me when the servers are up in the meantime, there's another war
in another land. Another war. War Dogs Q. There's another war.
Na na na na na na na na na na. Ooh, yummy. What? That guy killed that worm and then
didn't do shit so these servers are bullshit then right because I see servers
up I just I don't think I should connect though easy kill easy whoa
can't connect to those oh interesting they didn't say any ETA which makes me
okay this is copium but they didn't put an ETA in the tweet on how long it would
take for the servers to restart which makes me think it's gonna be fast
because usually the ETA or there'd be like oh there's gonna be like a 20 at one
hour downtime I've yet to been able to settle into a match okay the first one
was trying to figure out the sniping and sucking ass at it alright I need like a
solid heli match I want I need a match where I make a hundred grand okay
Are you eating worm poop?
Yes, this whole game is about the circle of life.
Patrice!
Oh, really twinkle toe motherfucker, what are you doing, buddy, what are you doing, dip?
Dude, I was about to turn the worm, bro.
I was literally about to turn the fucking worm.
Servers up! Servers up! Servers up!
Where? Lies.
Are these fake?
The question is now, are they an EU studio or an NA studio?
I'm gonna ask, are they an NA studio?
Cause then they are gonna do the North American servers first.
Europe? Okay, they're in the United Kingdom. I think they're gonna do the UK servers first and if the European lag isn't that bad in America
So that means I'm gonna stick in the European region and then also Western Europe
Yeah
I'm thinking I'm thinking yes
They're gonna that means they probably
It doesn't say NA first the server guy is gonna first turn on the local servers near them
I'm assuming they're Europe E West
Wow what a dude that was a beautiful trip what the fuck is this shit this guy's dodging
me like Wing Chun. What the hell? What is this smooth motion you piece of shit? God damn!
Fuck, I was flowing like water. He was so good at turning.
I'm playing anyone else though, my server is like 30 people.
Oh, reverse snipe bro.
Literally had my stream on your second monitor
and still lost.
Are you kidding me bro?
Come on, man.
All right, we're at the big fish war dogs is mid
Thank You bro
Buddy to me, you know, I
Got I'm just playing the game bro. Okay to me you doing that just makes me think that I
Don't know
That sounds like a self-copium.
You know what?
It might be mid, but it's kind of fun.
There's no other interesting FPS, TPS out.
I think if anything, this game will be a great starter to a bunch of other studios, copying
the formula.
Bro, the goal is to go back to planet side, okay?
That's the future.
Mega servers, three factions.
Higher quality, good hit reg, good progression, persistent world.
the future. Let this be the fucking igniter. Until someone makes an insane game.
Oh shit!
Let it be the igniter. Hopefully Starcraft, hopefully the Starcraft game, if it's real,
It's actually a three-faction massive fucking mega server game where you join Protoss
Zerg or Terran
Unlocks perfection and you're all on a massive planet trying to take it over and you all join a faction and it's huge
And there's deep progression
So you actually want to keep playing and there's different classes, so it's kind of like natural selection or something
So you can have different types of units that do different things
Oof
There we go, that's most likely what it's gonna be
And because they're a bigger studio more experience, it's gonna be like I said mega servers you just drop in there's no hundred man servers
It's just fucking huge thousand be thousand be thousand
Highest level of copium? Maybe, man.
Dude, I looked at chat. Yeah, these are new servers. Why was it empty and now they popped up?
These are new.
I know planet you what's interesting is planet side figured it out even the people who made
planet side were even a AAA studio they were like a part of Sony but like their own entity
Sony online entertainment they weren't a AAA studio and they had their player base was
fucking huge. They had big servers for the time the game came out. It didn't render all
the players at once. Yeah, in a way it is a little bit ahead of its time, but yeah. Yeah,
I guess you should go into the firing range, but I could also just wait to play it live.
If anything, I would load in to see how the little guns are, or the little bird is.
Planetside 2's peak players were at 30k.
What's interesting is, with the way gaming is now, if there was a planetside that came out today,
it would have way more players.
Oh wait, true, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure there, come on man, I'm pretty sure
there is an SOE launcher as well. I don't know if you can call Planet Side Niche when
War Dogs is out. I would say it's more like at the same time maybe that now with the way
gamers are and FPSers and shooter players are. There's more of a want and a craving for that
style of gameplay. Planetside was big but I mean it was it was decently niche
but it's different now it's it's it's so much the industry feels so different
compared to when that game came out and the options were way more limited on the
game as you play it.
like war dogs is a good game it's not going to be as cooked as like arc
Raiders and a lot of people are coming from arc Raiders or whatever the fuck
else but it's got a like a glimpse of what could be with like a bigger studio
Oh, yeah, marathon, well...
Yeah, I mean, it's still early access for sure.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, what up, bro?
I just wanted a nibble.
I
Can pull sniper number three dude come on bro every time I look at my fucking chat these motherfuckers snipe
you have seven kids and you took off work the heck with the servers buddy I don't know
Oh, did you tell you that sucks?
Marathon, great game with great combat.
Buddy, we're not talking about that game anymore.
We're done. Let's read reviews. Nah. All of the Steam reviews are just gonna be talking
about the server issues. Who gives a shit?
Devs already left. You read more into it and then you see, wait a minute, this was the same
studio behind that was that one game that was like like Bay Z but it was like a
bullshit studio no what was it coming in the day after whatever the day before
didn't the day before have a shit ton of players to on launch and then they had
like a mass refund. That's another genre. People are also heavily really want a good survival
game like that. But all of them are either scams or suck ass.
I wouldn't say people, aka you, when the games hit like massive steam concurrent peak numbers.
So...
I don't know what to tell you.
Na na na na na na na na!
Ooooooh!
YUMMY YUMMY!
Oh my god.
That Korean ARPG, the one that looked kind of like Lost Ark-ish, it looked okay.
Wait, isn't Ion 2 officially launching soon or like next week?
Oh September 8th or no never mind I'm gonna try it out I have no hype for it
That dude was going in for the kill.
EFT more superior?
EFT is great but sometimes you just want a different style again.
I agree.
Fucking relax.
It is, it is.
But also just playing like a different flow is perfectly fine.
Oh my, yeah, there's so much traffic here.
I'm leaving.
Oh
Holy moly
Can you play hitman a while in queue
Mm-hmm dude
Come on man
Feels bad man
Alright, last attempt.
Here we go.
this one read community on steam yeah tell me what updates they have shroud is
not playing bro he's literally in the practice range
seven PM server wipes
Let me see.
Next game, interested in, I know Wolverine's getting heavily mixed reviews, but I think I'm going to play that next.
the
Oh my god, is this the number one player?
toasting
Help help oh my fucking god, holy shit
What the fuck
AHHHHHHH
God damn holy shit, I didn't know you could do that
That was crazy
You're gonna sword and shield gamer
What's so bad about that what's so bad about that that doesn't sound bad
Y'all I'm just gonna eat this much I'm just gonna eat this much okay we can share that
That was like a 15,000 worm.
Oh, dude, this guy's number two on the leaderboard.
You can tell he's panicking.
He's using a steering wheel.
Whoa.
Double, double, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Wow.
Everybody relax.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good. We're good. Holy shi-
All right, all right, all right.
We're relaxing right now. We're chilling right now. We're waiting.
This is a scary lobby.
Oh my god, bro, you're the same color.
No practice landing the helicopter, true.
When I die, I will do that.
Bro I would gift you war dogs, but you're not telling me where to send the gift, so...
I don't know what we're doing here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What was that?
This calculation?
Okay, yeah.
All these motherfuckers are assassins.
All I see is assassins.
Oh
This guy's just been making sir. Oh, what the fuck dude, are you kidding me, man?
Dude, he's just like snuck in
You're all about to be logged out the separate where we're sorry back in there will be some downtime once again. We appreciate the patience
Damn
Feels bad
What time is it 330 there will be some downtime
Watch Kang Pao enter the fist.
Baah!
Please, Baah.
Think about Maah!
Oh my god, he did.
Oh my god, he did.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, that was my meal, you piece of shit!
Alright, I got a good start here.
I got a good line of worm.
Let's see.
What's your plan here dude?
I don't trust, I don't trust any of you.
Bob, you seem like the nicest guy, but no.
All right, gotta chill on the boost.
Try a whole IO, it's great.
Yeah, it sounds like the servers might be down for a bit, it might be worth playing something else.
Especially if they said now that they're restarting the backend, and there's gonna be downtime.
That means most likely more like four o'clock now or something, right?
Second Bauheim boss, um, uh, nah, aww, you piece of shit.
Got me killed.
some GTA, yeah, I've been watching, I've been looking at all the GTA, I've been, I've
I mean
Nah
It looks I maybe some street fighter rank, I don't think so
Truman gloom early axis came out. Yeah, maybe maybe that
It's really that I just like loan up into the firing range
Rematch is popping
Yeah, where is the symbol for the helicopter
Wanderberg was okay, I kind of see how it falls off after a couple of rounds
Oh, come on then. So much for fucking games. Come back anytime.
I'll rematch the football game.
True.
What the hell?
Where are the miniguns even firing from?
Oh, weird.
You didn't even meet the Valheim trolls.
It's kind of hard to keep your- you played the baby biome then you quit.
Honestly bro, I wouldn't say the game's difficult.
I was just bored of running and collecting shit in the game.
Bro, Valheim is not a difficult game, bro.
It's about collecting things and then having proper gear to go kill something that isn't
that difficult.
Okay, come on.
It's more about like, the grind to get the gear.
What are we even talking about here?
It's both.
Buddy, if you want something difficult, dude...
Don't play fucking Onamusha, okay? There's no way
It's literally more of time
What are you fucking talking about dude? It's literally time
There's no way of Valheim boss is that difficult compared to the difficult games
I played in single-player it comes down to do I want to run to these areas collect a bunch of shit
Craft a bunch of fucking armor and then upgrade or have some type of weapon that can actually kill this boss like that's it
the gear grind is quote unquote the hard part back any time but it's more about it
the time investment which is completely fine I mean there's nothing wrong with
that I just don't feel like fucking doing that
I think a lot of survival games to me are boring as fuck down just because of
of the grind and the chest element, you know?
They were fought once upon a time, I love them.
Now, they're a fucking slob.
Because they inherently all start the same.
They're all pickaxe, durability, fucking collecting shit
off the ground.
So then usually tear up your fucking work benches
or like, your furnace, you know?
Servers are up?
Y'all banned, if they're not.
I can't tell, can someone confirm it's one guy spamming?
Dude, you're wrong, buddy, that's just me.
The game's popular.
The game's so popular.
It's a quick circle is a little difficult EU East is up
I don't do it. It's not overrated. These games don't have to be binary. They're either amazing.
They're good or bad. They can be good while you're not wanting to play it. Okay.
I know Valheim's super fucking popular. I just realized I don't feel like playing it
It's good bro, it's good
Just like that pirate game was good the survival one remember when we collected rocks in that game
win rose some of you guys look it's fine so sometimes I'm like alright I have to
mentally prepare myself to make chests and store shit
Valheim does the best if you have never played a crafting survival game otherwise, yeah, they're all the same
It's not your genre once upon a time I fucking loved survival games, you know what I still do like survival games if they're like a
Bit different like and shrouded 1.0 will be interesting to play
Also, technically, like even the RuneScape game, the RuneScape Dragon Wilds right over
the fuck it was called was really good when it first came out.
I saw the potential.
And now that it's 1.0ing, I don't know when it comes out soon.
I would go back and try that.
I don't know if that game is more of a, is that game more of like a multiplayer game?
I don't know if like you're actually trying to kill a shit in it or what the point is.
Yo, who's that guy that said the servers were up?
Oh, it comes out nice and weak.
It's...
Bro, you were spamming. It's up all screenshot, buddy.
Are you in the server? Are you playing right now?
I'm maxed out on Europe.
I'm just not in the south of Europe make it only you East oh my god don't tell
anybody are you kidding
Shit, too many people found out.
Is that even switching the server?
Okay, this is a cosmetic button.
I guess it's because it's all 100.
Shit, man.
What if they do the Easts first?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, they do the Easts first!
Game knowledge!
East goes up first.
Game knowledge!
That's how the servers go up.
The Easts go first.
Right there.
We're in.
They go East, Central, West.
They go with the sunrise.
I was about to fucking refund holy shi-
I really want to do it- I want to fly and then I want to be an annoying fuck to the flyers and be an anti-air
air that just fucking kills everything in the sky but I want to do it in two
different games I want to fly this might be my flying game if the servers are
stable and then next game I want to do like a build a base and have an anti
air that just locks on and kills helis this is fake boys this is fake
a fever nation shit we may have just might be a server you need a year all
to do that and the big hammer yeah what do you need for the big hammer how do
you get it he's here we are here how do you what's the best way to get support
probably just uh build right drop supplies off and build around the
top yeah what the fuck man where is everybody
where is everybody
you can main an artillery tank as well yeah there's like a lot of different
things you can do in the game and a lot it's like there's things that are
interesting to test not just like oh my god i'm gonna get the best
done with the best attachments. You know? Like, yeah!
Shaka level support? Oh, it does.
Wait, yeah, this server is now... Maybe I go to a different server.
This is a bad idea, isn't it? I threw... I have no patience. Fucking ADD Zoomerfuck.
are you serious are you for really
Are you for realy?
Are you fucking kidding me man?
How is that shit stuck at 70 fuck at 30?
And now there's nobody.
But now everything has a Q.
Dude, come on. Why did I do this?
why did you leave you know what people were leaving the server not joining and
then one guy was like joined another server and I spontaneously listened
of
How long is the queue?
What are we looking at here?
What are we doing here?
Oh, my god.
Q-Dog?
Yeah, I was popping off, dude.
What happened?
Dude, Battlefield 6 is not the same as this game.
What do you even say?
I should have stayed boys, I should have stayed!
You're a piece you're a piece
your progress did not reset now don't manually choose servers that what do you
mean don't manually choose servers what do you press what
Oh, wait a minute, weird.
You have to manually choose a server.
You can join by ID.
Oh, is that the way to do it?
you just copy this? Is that even a copy button? Oh. Is this a better way to join? It seems
like the same thing. Dude I keep hitting that. Europe west is up.
Battle bit remember battle bit
Arctic north is up dude that might be like 300 paying
North American Norris.
Wait, if it takes this long, it might mean that the servers are down.
Okay, this region is down.
Wait. Uh oh. Wait, that actually breaks it too? No. Yo, that breaks it too. I have to
restart. Wow, that breaks it no matter what. One region at a time, uh-uh. Damn, I was...
dude
hold up
another one
Play this tomorrow, you know what try to join us fun. This is a mini game
Choose automatic don't touch shit. What do you mean? Where is the automatic? I didn't see it. Is
there in the server browser? Is there automatic? When you choose region, there's an automatic.
Oh, I didn't see that.
Yeah, but then it just chooses east.
Damn man!
I feel like it's gonna go off of region.
It's gonna go off of region.
West is up, is North, is America West up?
I don't know.
Buddy there's so many people to watch in GTARP.
You can enjoy it.
It just comes down to like just talking to people in cars and shit, man.
I don't know.
Road to Pro in Halloween? You know what? I would if it was worth it.
If it was worth it, I would.
Yeah, it's not looking too hot.
Joining a steam friend? I don't think so.
I don't think so dude.
Join the match and do a backflip?
Can you make a self-hosted server like Pal World?
You can.
There's a host button here
Oh, they actually posted
Hey, I don't I don't need it. I'm not gonna watch the six minutes. I was almost in earlier
Things will work.
I got it earlier.
Europe has been good to me.
Let me back!
I gotta restart.
When it's empty, you gotta restart.
Uh, there's a summary. Uh, true. They had around 200,000 players hit the queue almost immediately
far beyond the scale that had originally planned for six months earlier. They were designing
around roughly 30,000 peak concurrent. The queue initially worked with players really
dropping out rejoining causing to get into a broken stage. I love to really say this
part is their fault. They eventually managed to clear the queue. They were about to celebrate
and then watch the player server numbers collapse. They said they were then hit by a DDoS. They
managed to get the attack itself. They heard the Bergen server and the stails on the urban servers.
There was a priority queue system. Apparently, the time for streamers, others would have said it
that wasn't actually functioning properly.
There's a solution at this point,
is I'm gonna divert it down to clean slate servers.
True, if they launched on Friday,
it would have been like 400,000.
There was a priority queue.
I don't know man, it still really doesn't matter honestly.
The priority queue is just dumbass copium.
Once again bro, even if they have a thousand people on a priority queue, it literally doesn't
matter.
You're just using it as an outlet?
Those people just use it as an outlet because it's like a chat room for them to see one
guy playing.
What the fuck?
Why is this one guy who's streaming, playing it, but not me and 299,000 other people?
At least I get to watch them play while I load in if a streamer gets in.
Yeah!
People want to watch you sit in queue as well. Oh, yeah, bro. A tail as old as time
Check the Wolverine clip, bro, is it gonna be really that bad?
Really
Uh oh, I can't even log in.
Have to download new Steam Client.
If you prepare to download new Client, everyone currently in game will be logged out.
When you put it back in the server queue, it will then let players back into the game
and waves.
Oh, is that true?
So we wait.
There's an update.
Is this true?
That was 30 minutes ago.
I don't know if that's true or not, bro.
Oh, it is official.
Oh, yeah.
I
Downloaded a new steam client. Oh, we're getting off of steam
Yeah, we're getting off the steam
Yeah
That sounds like everybody's gonna get kicked again
Wait, did Kojima completely leave SOTY?
Wait, I thought he already left.
If anything, he has...there's no exclusive PlayStation game.
I thought he already did.
Yeah, he already cut Kojima...Kojima Productions now, like, works.
He releases it on everything.
The Fizzit is an Xbox exclusive now, right?
Yeah.
Shit, he has like three games
in development.
Yeah, you can't even go and maybe it is, they're actually prepping and even shut
off the queue there, just waiting for this.
We gotta wait for the client now to push.
I can't even load up anymore.
Wanderberg was fun, but then Wanderberg kind of fell off fast.
It wasn't that exciting doing multiple things.
It's every single game, I know.
Check for steam client updates.
else stuck on logging in so they definitely are chilling here.
buddy what else do I load up man I mean we have shroom and gloom let me actually download
shroom and gloom
Feels bad.
I'm logged in but unable to join any server.
Downloads started for you.
Lies.
Yeah, I guess might as well just wait for the update.
Shit, brah.
Shit, my guy.
Oh, it's another game.
I'm going to load up again.
And get, see the same error again.
I've decided.
Are you ever gonna bring back the where's my money bitch sound bite nah, probably not I'm more about this one now
Wait you didn't hear it oh wait you didn't hear it
Fuckin' ARIO!
Fuckin'!
You're fuckin'!
Ow.
This.
There you go.
All right, we're waiting for this.
We're waiting for this people.
We're waiting for this, this right here, prepare to download a new Steam Clint.
We're waiting.
We gotta wait.
Assuming they gotta deploy the patch.
They got to deploy the damn patch.
We got to wait.
What do you mean top left?
What are you talking about top left?
Check for steam client update.
Is that actually what he meant?
way a new fucking clean client steam client update is actually have to update steam for this game
it does say he did say please prepare to download a new steam client
I think that just means another like a hotfix yeah it's just a hotfix for the game
Maybe you just worded it wrong
Yeah, they worded that shit wrong dude
You can check for updates but not always it doesn't always work
Shit man
Well, we have to wait man. I'm gonna wait for you guys to say you actually got in
Yeah, it's definitely just a new build of the game
I'm playing I think it's at the point now where if you got through the queue you're in and if you
didn't they shut it down and yeah
Or not.
They already logged everybody out.
Alright, yes.
But I did it do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Auto region.
No, I broke it.
I broke it.
Shoot.
That's one way to break it.
Wow.
Or there's just no community servers.
That too.
The servers that aren't 100 out of 100 are bugged.
You sure about that?
You could have paid me to be so passionate for the 10th shooter slop release this year
There hasn't been many shooter slops released this year though. What do you mean?
I think this is the only one was high guard this year
Yeah, was High Guard this year?
Oh my god.
Yeah, like I said bro, Arc Raiders was literally the last one.
Bro, Marathon doesn't count.
Marathon barely got no.
I would actually say, shit fine.
In the history of it all, yes Marathon.
But still, that's it.
There's nothing shit.
After this game, there's no other big FPS announced by any studio, other than like active
matter and beautiful light which are like not gonna be that big I think unless
there's been a massive change there's no other big shooter lot launching right
there's no this is the last one that has been announced
Yeah, bro, Call of Duty is every year, dude.
And fine, Arma 4.
Other than that, this is the last one.
I guess there's also Nikita's new game.
Fine, Nikita's?
Okay, the only one now with potential coming out is Nikita's new game, if we're talking multiplayer.
That's it. The Space Tarkov is the only one with potential.
unless the Starcraft FPS gets announced.
True.
Please.
And then we do have the Daisy DLC,
but that's DLC for a game that we all know of.
Chat, what do I do here?
Should I try a different server?
Anyone here actually getting into servers?
That are not 100 of 100?
I know there's a patch incoming, but there is no patch.
Who knows when it's being deployed?
yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ain't.
Hey, our stalling stream, hey, yo, is it,
yo, is something coming out tomorrow other than this game?
Is there something else?
Cause I'm leaving this queue.
I don't- nothing's coming out tomorrow, right?
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
oh tomorrow day off dude I I still have not given this game a full blown gun
there's so much to do in the game there's so many things to try oh and
15 minutes
Vibe code your own game with Astra while we wait
You know, maybe I should maybe I should vibe code a game and then just hope somebody with talent actually just copies the vibe coded game
Why don't I make my own in that chivalry combat?
Actually, no, that's all asset-based.
Br-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Make my own gladio and glory.
I still think they should do the body cam style of Shiburi.
Someone needs to take that.
Shiv Devs need to take that and come out with like a DLC patch where it should combat with the body cam lens.
Doesn't always have to be a shooter.
Refreshing, join an empty server? You broke it dude.
I hit Refreshing, it broke.
So what's that the servers that aren't a hundred out of a hundred are broken?
Someone also did tell me to leave the server I was in.
Feels bad.
All right, let's see, let's see.
Try that server
Wait was that it
Yeah, this one has a Q, dude.
This one has a Q, bro.
Waiting for...
Dude, that means it's bugged.
Because I looked at yours and it was a hundred out of a hundred.
Yeah, this one has a full server queue.
Yeah, it could be old server stats and they're all offline.
Oh, so some of the servers are broken and capped on players.
Hmm.
Dude, I keep hitting the fucking filter button.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Central!
Can I join JP?
It doesn't work.
What the hell? Oh, wait, it did work. This one's waiting for players? Oh, six of six.
Alright, I'll stay in this queue until as soon as I get in, it's gonna be like, oh,
What's that chat piss?
Oh my god. Oh my good. I got red for life, but not right now.
I'm just sorry oh it's just it's just five
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I think I think it is just capped on the players
And they only took like a hundred of us.
I'll afford.
There it is.
And then they're going to let people into the queue.
And waves.
So this key matters.
Go people go go go.
We're moving we're moving.
Q waves Q waves we're going we're going.
Come on we gotta get in.
Log in server press any buttons come on come on.
I'm still in queue.
No, the update just dropped.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is their start.
Now everybody in servers are going to get kicked and then download the update and then get
back into this access denied shit.
Yeah, I already got the update, I got the pass.
Buddy it was so fast you didn't see me update.
You got the pre-punch!
You got the pre-punch!
much. Hey, I got the update, dude. There are two patches. Chat installed content
4 20 p.m. someone hit me with that
Right up to date
Dude, this is it bro
It has update now holy fuck one of you guys download it and tell me if it says it says
that I already downloaded it bro holy shit I need one person that isn't a pepega yeah
It's not up yet
Build is two five two three eight seven two two. Thank you, bro
the one guy I should VIP you bro yeah I already got it
there's falling so everyone has two hours yeah maybe it's true if they
If they launched tomorrow, it'd be even more fucked.
Are you gonna try out the no pixel launch?
Ummm...
I've been more watching it, overplaying it.
playing it. They should have launched Monday. You know what? They should have launched Monday.
Announcement is typing in discord. Oh
It was a holiday in most countries
What can't sling the game fuck this
Fuck this
They're restarting their login queue.
So first they release the patch, then they're going to re-get everybody back into the login
Thank you.
And then we're going to go through it.
The back end is offline and is rebooting it shortly.
It's gonna be in control batches.
No, there's no other updates, now it's just kind of chilling and waiting.
Now we're just waiting to get into the queue.
Oof!
What the hell?
Yo, it just shut off by itself.
Yo, all my friends are in game.
All these people, everybody who, all these people are in game.
What the hell dude?
Just play Metal of Honor.
They tried bringing that game back.
They tried.
All right, does that tell you how much people have made overall?
On Steam?
Oh, so that's overall.
That's not current in-game profit.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, is it a session profit? Or a lifetime?
Because I just saw Bikeman restart and then... Oh wait a minute. Oh, it's session based. Oh.
the
two
boys
said
the
two hours until Europe is a bed
Yeah, I've go to sleep early tonight.
Get the bed, go to bed right now.
How much now where does this back end have?
They have like how many processes open?
they restart what the hell update router
You need to update game due to hot picks you might need to restart steam now, bro. We already did that man. We already did that
Already did it bro. We got the update boys. We got the update
Everybody relax now. We're trying to get into the second part of all this
That damn helicopter is waiting for me.
Mine just says logging in now.
Come on buddy.
Yeah everybody's on this same screen right now.
What do you mean weak hands, bro?
I don't believe any of you Halloween glazers.
I don't believe any of you.
You'll come to fruition soon after you get your lulls out.
You're gonna be like, wow, this game actually sucks.
Get your little lulls out.
Okay, get your little lulls out.
You'll know.
it soon. At least those servers are up. Yeah, cause there's like one hundred, one one thousandth
of the amount of people playing all right shrouds not in all right good that's the determining
factor shrouds not in anymore okay the back end is down
Alright. Damn, already 4.30? Why did I go live today, boys? I should have just chilled.
I should have just chilled. Could have logged in yesterday, you know? Or today? Or tomorrow?
I mean before and I've been great
You know what I could play something else, but then as soon as I do it's gonna be like oh my god the queues working
And they said they're gonna start letting people in and waves. I want to be a part of wave one
Hopefully
extended stream today? I wouldn't man I shouldn't even be here right now you baited
me with solo best sniper and you're just clicking a button bro I didn't get
Get into the area to show that I'm the best sniper.
I can show you once I'm in.
I'm about to go turn on the back end myself I'm about to go do it I'm about to go do it
yeah what even is the back end is it just like a bunch of mo is it servers but then like a
a bunch of a server cluster to then a server cluster for the back end and a
server cluster for the login queue and then a server cluster for the actual
servers
with a couple of hamsters.
Come on buddy, come on buddy, five hours one match played true.
You're right.
Embark, make a new game.
Oh my god.
What would Embark's new game be?
They have some shit in, uh, development.
Wait, yeah, how much is this game? 40 bucks?
Holy shit.
400,000 players, 40 bucks.
Team 17 published.
This is probably, wow, this is probably Team 17's biggest, if not top five game.
The devs obviously their best game ever, but for Team 17, holy shit, look how fucking how massive of a catalog Team 17 has.
They have so much shit. Even the producers, publishers of Hell Let Loose.
Hell Let Loose concurrent was nowhere near this amount.
That's fucking crazy. God damn.
And then 40 times. Hey, yo, it's gross. It's not net
400,000 players
16 million
Mixed I mean no shit
They are big yeah, but this is like bro this bulkhead studio their last game
I don't know battalion. I played this for a little bit
2019 I played this for six hours but this is before it was this was in-house
published this was in-house published it played like Cod 2 it kind of looks like
Cod 2 as well especially this looks like Carrington with the shotgun
battalion was probably like 20,000 players max or something not even so like
this is actually even other server issues this is such a massive fucking hit in
terms of how popular this is that it's actually insane like this is huge I did
it I don't even think the publisher realized that there's this game it
doesn't matter what you think of the game it doesn't matter like this game I
agree it's not it's not gonna be it's not our creators cooked it's not like a
Holy fuck game it does things well the animations are good the sounds are good
It's a different style a game mode, but like 300,000 fucking players in this shit
It's a basic yeah, yeah, it's not doing anything too crazy, but
Yeah, I don't think I don't think the publisher realized how big this game was actually gonna how many players
it was actually going to attract that's not even glazing buddy at this point I
I don't know what to tell you dude, a low IQ meme, I'm suffering from success.
All right, it won't work today play something else
else? Nah. If BF6 did a mode like this, um, you know what? I don't know if that would
necessarily translate the same way this game plays a lot more tactically it's a
lot more tactical battlefield if they just did a game of like this I don't
know if it would be enough yeah this systems in this game it's like it's like
us milsim light yeah I would say battlefield is great but it's it's still
too arcadey the movement and the guns this is way more is a bit more weighted
the pacing would be too fast in a battlefield setting
people should give bf6 another chance I mean I gave it they have done a good
job on the game it is fun to play out I got back addicted to it playing it until
it like just broke it's just broke
I did I loaded it up on the new PC I don't play it though
Yeah, it's a streamlined middle ground between battlefield and milsim. It's not too much of a milsim, and it's not too battlefieldy
It's right in the middle. I
Think right now the incentive of playing this too is when you play battlefield like you just want to
Unlocking things in battlefield isn't fun. This game. I want to unlock things. I don't know. It's weird
When I play battlefield I don't really give a fuck about unlocking whereas psychologically
right now when I play this game I want to unlock.
I guess this game's economy is more enticing?
I don't know.
That's not even hating.
That's not even hating.
Like I've never been like oh my god I want to play a battlefield under unlocking things.
huh dude it's not glazing brah you're literally stupid you think a discussion
is glazing like you're actually fucking cooked buddy
brah it's so emotional
new tweet from devs bro what are you talking about says me he is emotional if someone says
glazing they're fucking emotional why else they're hearing it and that's the that's
what they're getting from the conversation
Unlocks to BF is like loading a FIFA and having to unlock Barcelona by playing a
Uh, a Deetus first or something?
Yeah, I didn't get that reference.
The FIFAers got it.
True, what if I could load up armor and fly and people would be like,
Oh fuck, I could just say I'm playing on medium settings.
He's in!
How's he in?
Arma looks way better.
Uh, Arma turned all the way up.
But the problem with Arma is, there's fuckin' microstudders.
And, yeah, I don't know man.
My game is loading.
Armors, yeah, performance and de-sync is always the curse of Arma.
This game, it doesn't have either.
Dude, I fucking love- what are you talking about dude?
It's the truth about Arma, it's great but it does have- it's always been the problem
with fucking Arma.
It's always been the fucking problem.
I'm in queue now?
Wow, nice priority access.
Yikes.
Nice regular fucking clip access.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh shit.
I'll take that I'll take that all right let the games commence get me in a fucking
Headly I'm ready!
Yeah man, I got a balance at 630 as well
I got like an hour in so to play
Hit up some Suica, alright 23k in Q.
You know what that means.
You know what that means.
587?
And he's from Argentina?
We're fucked.
GG.
Malacca, Pizzari!
Pizzari!
Bah-
Uh, yeah.
Dude, what is up with Turkey and fucking Malaysia all day?
It's literally Turkey and Malaysia all day
Get the fuck out of here, buddy
Get the fuck out of here
Okay
Come on, trash can meta. Alpha. Interesting.
Kacambas. I don't know why I'm reading that for info.
Okay, this is Portuguese. Is this Portugal? I'm feeling Portugal right now.
My god, I'm feeling Portugal. Holy shit. I'm wrong. It's Brazil god damn. I mean Portuguese. I
Don't know we're in Brazil. I'll take it though
Buddy same continent asshole
Don't you border this shit
Dude he lives next door
What the fuck is that what no way
Wait.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Nooooo.
Oh yeah, no shit dude. Why am I- Bro, what am I even doing right now?
Oh my god.
Ho Chi!
Ho Chi!
Ho Chi man, it's Hanoi.
Hanoi.
I'll take it yeah they haven't they haven't we're all stuck in the fucking queue to go
to Disney World we're stuck Aliaman Karamanamara Speciery what language is that
Malacca, Bulgazi, Organize. Yeah, this feels like Turkey again.
Havali Mani. This feels like fucking Turkey again.
It's like Turkey grease.
Oh my god.
I think it's Turkish.
Basladik, goop-loo. Yo, I think it's Turkey.
It is.
Fuck, I don't know where in Turkey it is.
So I'm just gonna go close Izmir.
Don't be east! Don't be east!
Oh my god. Get the fuck out of here. God damn it.
Yeah, I swear that guy's shirt was the colors of the Mexican flag, but I don't
I don't think we're in Mexico.
Come on out, this is Portuguese.
Rio Coco.
It could be Brazil again.
Talk to me, man.
This has something.
Wait, I see goddess,
governor, federal,
uh, avancando.
Bitch, what are you the government of?
Coco is a fucking Disney movie.
What the hell is this?
What government asshole?
Are you kidding, bro?
Are you serious?
We're gonna brazil.
I don't know who else speaks Portuguese.
I have no- who the fuck now speaks Portuguese?
It's Brazil again.
It was Brazil again.
This guy- bro, is his neighbor?
Twice.
And he's a higher ranked.
This is ranked.
He goes there on vacation.
Okay, we're in, uh, Germany.
Perfect! Don't tell me it's Austria. Don't tell me it's Austria.
I will always check the trash cans. Fuck. Yeah, this queue has not moved.
Shit man.
Wait, wait, wait.
City.
Loser.
I think it's Germany.
I don't know.
Oh, get the fuck out of here, bro, you know what, you know what, I actually saw, I saw Zurich and I did, I just assumed it wasn't Switzerland at all.
I thought it was just like, oh yeah, that looks familiar, but we're definitely in Germany.
The comeback, boys. The comeback. Holy shit.
The comeback.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
Ja ja ja ja. Finally, my backyard.
Get the fuck out of here, dude. Go further north!
Shit on. Alright, come on! Tied it! Tied it! Here we go.
Okay, we're at the Oman UAE Ministry of Health what the fuck is this Hogwarts
Dolph? I mean, I think Oman is on Geogesser. It could be Katar, but I think it could be Katar.
I forgot if Oman is on Geo-Yeser. Fuck, I forgot if it is.
And we got two gulfs. Which gulf are we talking about?
Any mini-minimo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go.
there it is there it is there it is there it is the Gamba
the
deleted
this could be a cosmetic you
why would you see sir and assume germany because i had saw a lot of german
and i just assumed i was in germany and i saw sir
but i didn't
It looked like Zurich Switzerland, but I just was like, oh, it's probably just a word.
Buddy, I was just in the- you saw Zurich twice on the trash cans? Oh.
Well.
Don't re-queue? I feel like- I've seen this before.
Yeah, we've all been in the PA-queue.
They're gonna open the gates. We just have to wait.
Mt. Cook! Galadine! Fairly! Arracky!
Um, Ranjitata.
Are you kidding?
Is this...
I'm locked. What the fuck is this? What language is this? Ice gun? Christchurch? What the fuck?
New Zealand? Oh my god, that actually makes sense. Holy shit. Ow. Alright. The comeback.
The comeback boys.
The comeback.
Dude, this guy's 960 rated? Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Bro.
960 rating?
This kid probably, his parents put him in like the fucking geography beat instead of the spelling beat.
I'm like half his rank I'm not winning this I'm not winning this shit
this is the bro this is rig rig game is making you farm me this is a bro this
this is fucked up I'm being farmed
how do you expect me to beat this fucking guy dot e you what
What? Spark-ass? Bonhoeff, Eggmoon, Luncheon, Rigginsburg?
Who the fuck has a .EU?
Um, I have no idea.
What? .EU? It's just Germany?
He found the exact street.
Oh yeah, I did too kind of, accidentally.
oh shit America I think could be Canada oh shit where's this guy from okay come
on come on Italy oh shit come on crit hit Portland Maine are we in Maine do I
one tap it and assume this is Portland Maine do I one tap it that is caught
That's common. There's many portlands.
This is a hard potential.
It's hard to- I actually don't even think- it doesn't really- oh my god, he's there too.
Fuck this guy.
Holy shit, he's shit on me, man. It was fucking Portland, fucking Canada, or something.
Portland, what the- where the fuck?
Oh, yeah the camera was going wait where was that?
Where was that that was a heavy Portland, Oregon
There's you zoom in I saw Vancouver. I was like come on man
Yeah, it was I know I know it was a very heavy. It was heavy. I was just seeing if I could crit him
It said Mt. St. Helens, uh...
Wait...
Oh no...
SUMMIT!
SUMMIT!
Alright boys, I need a heli.
I need a heli.
I need a heli.
Yeah, assuming the servers work.
Cause it might just end up being the same thing.
I think they're definitely pacing the game.
facing the amount of people that get in.
They're making it a bit slower.
Geogacer greater than war dogs?
Geogacer is fun in, you know, here and there.
I do. I want to make AA and shoot down hellies. Or maybe get a launcher, but the launcher's
a one tap. Unless, can you take a... What if you take a truck and fill it with launchers?
Is it a one tap?
I don't know if it's a one tap.
Oh, a C4.
Yeah, they're definitely pacing.
Yeah, they're definitely pacing the Q.
Maybe they just brought so many people that were letting in so fast.
I'm gonna play Wolverine, I saw the reviews, I'm still gonna try it.
Buddy, I played the fucking Mortal Kombat single-player games.
You go in knowing they're bad, but like, they're content.
I don't know, it's literally gonna be a linear fucking game, it'll be a popcorn game.
I'm not going in thinking to be like moved like I'm playing the last of us or some shit. It's Wolverine
He snarls and claws people
I mean shit I didn't give it a six we're coming off of a 10 they gave from Onimusha
And I actually judge them for giving on a musha at 10. It was really good
But I said dude the riffs
It was not a 10
On a musha with did on a musha was so good. I had I actually really liked the game. I enjoyed it thoroughly
No, the automobile show did the deflections.
Oh, if Phantom Blade feels better than that, like they actually did a really, really good
job on the combat.
I wasn't even issening a lot.
I like never really fully did the issens.
Yeah, the combat was like, it felt like a great action RPG.
skill check oh it's so nice the content was just repetitive and then the bosses
were insane
insomniac Marvel sloped nerds they even fumbled spider-man 2
You know what man? Did they fumble Spider-Man 2? Or is it just that like Spider-Man is good, but like it's a fucking superhero video game?
I mean I guess then you say well look at the Batman trilogy.
Wait, was Batman a trilogy?
It was, right?
Arkham Asylum, Arkham Knight.
It wasn't a sequel, right?
Or just two?
Arkham City?
Oh yeah.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
On my good!
Alright, red for life.
Dude, the first Spider-Man was great.
Alright boys, if you want to survive, I will be your pilot.
Alright boys, got up?
Alright, wait, wait, wait, I think they did reset everybody's heavy progression.
I am only at 17k.
Yo! I was at like 50k.
Oh my god, that's a lot.
Oh, this was maxed.
Get in lock! Get in lock!
We need two more bars.
Two more brothers.
Two more brothers and we're lifting.
Two more brothers and we're living.
We're living.
Oh, finally.
I took out two weeks of work finally to play for this game.
Okay.
No one took off any time for this?
I've got a couple weeks.
You took out a couple weeks for this?
Hell yeah, brother.
Hold on for this specifically, but it kind of works out, you know?
Oh, okay.
We got to clarify that.
Alright, boys, I'm going to drop you off.
Make sure you survive.
Because daddy needs the cash.
Make sure you got the ammo.
Alright, alright, I'm gonna get you high up there, hold up.
Get ready, right in the center, right here.
Alright, you don't gotta parachute, I got you, hold up.
Sorry man, bumpy ride!
There you go.
Ah, we gotta get, we gotta game now, we gotta game!
We gotta fucking game now, I can actually play and level up and stuff.
I just need like a full match of no bullshit, okay?
I need a full, see what the fuck is going on.
Yeah, the landing is definitely still kinda heavy.
It's very easy to tilt the heli sometimes and die fast.
How many people are at base?
There's still a shit, oh wait, there's shit soon eh.
Yeah, there's two people, so I'm gonna try dropping off supplies.
Now.
I'm gonna drop off some supplies.
Unless, actually I might be able to get a group of three,
even though there's a heli.
A lot of people will be dying and respawning pretty fast.
Yeah, that was actually a really good landing. I'm actually kind of impressed. That was
great. That was actually a great landing spot. Okay, um, I might do some... Alright, let
We saved.
Hey, y'all, load up.
We're lifting in two seconds.
Yeah, dude.
I wanna get in that guy's.
I was messed up.
Hey, y'all, you wanna lift?
I know, that's my, I would never do that, too.
We're just waiting for these guys
and we're gonna go, okay?
You got parachutes?
All right load up this guy number lifting
Yeah, five four three two one nice
All right, I need to see that number
Are you crash your heli
I swear to God, there's trees and the better you're able to go through like the top.
Yeah, I crashed by the fucking base, so I'm already down to $5,000.
Yeah, I'm at $1,900.
Yeah, I fucking know. Gotta spend money to make money.
Yeah, if I had the money, I would have bought the kid back for ya.
Alright, you're good, man.
I'm going to try to drop you off at the castle, thank you.
What?
What?
You want a tower?
Man, they all had parachutes, rare.
Those guys were ready.
Yeah, usually it's like one guy stalling. Nope, they all went.
Gosh, grab it while you can.
7k and then so when they kill I get I'm pretty sure when they kill I get the
cysts right
oh my god there's so many people
I might start bringing some supplies now, maybe.
Let's say I'm going to be able to load up here.
I'm a taxi for now.
My in-game cassette. Yeah, I'd rather just play my own cassettes.
Hey, yeah, we're lifting in like five seconds, boys.
I just need a little like 10% volume music in the background before I start moving supplies.
Hey, yeah, lifting in three.
You know what?
I'm going to bring some supplies because a lot of these guys aren't doing anything.
I just hold up for these guys.
I am lifting in two seconds.
And we're going.
And we're leaving.
I am coming in. We're leaving. We're leaving.
We're leaving. We're leaving right now.
out wait did I not confirm shit how do you know what you are have care what
you're carrying oh yeah you can see parachutes on their username I did not
I know that.
Shit, is the music too loud?
Let me see.
They already made a fob.
Oh wait, there's no fobs.
They made no fobs.
I just like pooping the ground sometimes.
I asked him to drop here.
Hey, yeah, there's supplies and hammers if you guys want to build around here, I'm dropping
them off in this crate.
Hammers and supplies, build.
If they pick up your hammer and build I'm assuming I'm gonna see some money come in
Yeah, let me I gotta see at least a hundred thousand
I might buy a fob
Someone must buy another is one there. I think orange means they're building. I don't know
or it's under construction or something?
I'm still trying to figure out the little subtle piece of the game as well.
Right now, let's see when you guys are ready.
Alright, I might as well bring more supplies, I guess, and maybe some ammo, right?
Bandages?
Uhh...
Maybe you could do a 50-50...
With ammo.
What do most people use? I don't know.
Alright, we're going, we're going. Oh, we got no room, sorry man.
Ah boys here we go.
You want supplies mostly ammo and fuel.
Who uses fuel in this game?
Is it just the U-Hauls?
Oh shit, alright we have no parachutes I'll land down.
What do you need for drills?
I have ammo and bandages in these crates.
Ammo and bandages in the crates delivered.
I gotta- I gotta be better at landing, bro. My landing sucks, ass.
The J-hooks are...
Yeah, no one's built shit yet.
Let's see if anybody takes anything.
I bet most players also don't realize that you can get supplies.
And need to be told.
There's definitely a lot of, uh... discovery.
Yeah, it's gonna take a bit.
I have like, I took off like two of the assists.
Oh my god.
Alright, now it's kind of like I think with the way the server is going and the amount
of helis.
I think heli might not make any more money.
Help!
Help!
I'm stuck!
Help!
Are you serious?
How do you kill yourself?
No way.
No way!
There's no kill?
30 seconds?
It's not minus 16k. I have it accumulated. You keep it.
I tried proning it, didn't let me.
I'll do one more heli, but I think it is getting to the terrace.
Ow, I think it's getting to the...
Yeah, the only thing would be...
What is my heli at?
Oh wait, I almost have the little bird.
Oh shit, unlock 50k?
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Actually, I'm gonna farm up to the little bird, because it's 50 grand to get it.
There's a lot of people to pick up.
Yeah, so I gotta grind up 50k, and then like, probably a 6k drop.
if you don't want to die hop in boys hop in
Best flyer best flyer on the server right here
It's not good, bro
It's your gear bro, the yellow one he's not the best
right here bro right here get it get it behind you we're lifting up in five four three two
good choice good choice one that and we're leaving
Okay, so I dropped off those supplies and there hasn't been any indicator of any money.
So they never use the fucking supplies or ammo or bandages.
Right?
Unless it's only for the life.
If you die, you don't get the money anymore.
I don't know.
Yeah, but new players don't know they're going to be taxed on the markup.
They just take it.
How you guys doing?
Turn it up to the... dude.
I think I'm pretty lost.
I'm gonna drop you off at this tower, okay?
Uh, the tower's hot, by the way.
Okay, I can drop you off a little...
Dude!
Shit on I killed myself before he killed me
Yeah, we got we
Give me the SKS. I'm gonna shoot for a bit
Yeah, wait for me
What
Where the yo where the fuck are the bandages? Oh my god
All right, we have a fuck
Only music when flying this game is a little sweaty everybody's trying to make mula everybody
trying to make the mula the mula
Let's see, we have a, yeah what the hell, Green is owning right now.
Alright now to figure out how many shots it takes to kill somebody with an SKS, I'm also
probably missing many times in the process.
I'm still in the area. Stay sharp.
When they said hot, are there like people around the tower, in the tower?
There's so many of us.
I don't want to do any building I'm gonna dedicate a game to building where I like build up the bases and
get a a like I said there's so many avenues to play this shit right now you can get like a you can get
Like a mortar vehicle
No, I wanted that kill
Shit
Oh really?
Hey yo, he's in that dip.
I am literally deaf.
Those suckers got me.
What the hell?
Oh, this bullet drop is fucking horrible.
I'm actually deaf.
Oh, I see how this one isn't as good as the initial sniper only because bullet drop.
Or, they're just so fucking far.
Dude, page up, page down is for noobs.
Wow, holy shit.
Okay, I actually made that shot? Goddamn. Unless he's using, he's probably using the other one.
You don't have to page up and page down when you have marks on your scope.
The Act is hundreds.
It's more about finding the correct notch, or you can zero, it's a choice, it's a preference.
Yeah, it's like between 350.
Wait, in this game, can you mark like this?
Does it tell you distance?
No?
I guess.
How much is every square?
I wonder if every square, like that square is like a hundred.
It probably is in this game.
Three hundred.
It is.
square.
Hey y'all, land somewhere I can fucking kill you easy. Thank you, asshole.
Are you serious right now holy shit thank god dude I feel like someone's gonna
shoot me in the ass here if anything I'll go get his bandages
I'm like I swear I hear like footsteps
Someone's here.
Bro, who are you?
Did I just take that from my own backpack?
I did.
what was that random shit are you kidding me of course you're right there of course
Hey, yeah, job, bro. Wait. Oh my god. Yeah, nice. Nice. Yeah, get your resume. Nice shot
Hey, yeah, resume round playing re I'm playing recon you can't see what team I'm on resume
Honey, it's the game mechanic
Holy, boys, I got a heli with your name on it.
Come join, Patty.
Come join.
Let me help you.
I took you so long.
I got you.
Join up.
You'll get to your destination.
Let's jump, we'll jump up.
Join up boys, join up.
We're lifting.
We're going to the tower guys.
Brace.
Oh, nice.
I'm always here ready, okay
He is not the fly right what?
Now spotted no music lost
Get your finger out of my vision. I'm gonna drop you guys out here
I know they're shooting. I apologize. I forgot to get on get on get on get on get
Yeah, there's supplies in there if you want
They said it was hot they said it was hot
I don't get it should I have flared twice too early too early on flares what are you
boy get to work and that's expensive you flair too early you flair when it goes
The hard part?
The beep is just locked.
The noise at the end was just a constant bang.
You should have flared way more, you only have two though.
It's the same tones, you just have to look behind you and okay, I just gotta figure out
when to do it.
Alright, well.
Where?
Free look, pop the flares when you see the smoke trail coming at you.
Only when you see the smoke plume.
No, progress did not transfer from the beta.
This is all fresh. Everybody is fresh here.
What is the max?
Oh, shit, the mortar.
Ow! How you see me, dude?
Yeah, I really need a silencer.
That is gonna really change everything up.
I get found heavily because the rifles are so loud.
I think it was actually...
I might actually give it a 4-1 now, it was just a level requirement.
Those mortars sound so deadly.
I might die, but I'm gonna- oh shit.
Aw, I might be dead here.
I think I just got shot at.
Fuck.
Uh-oh.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm dead.
No, dude, shit.
Man, there's always some motherfucker in the area.
I swear to God.
Why is there always some motherfucker in the area?
Yeah, the lion in the road.
I was going to kill him in reposition.
I got the most random ass place.
Who's flying?
Make your pants in the helicopter.
Sorry y'all, only one seat.
It's miniguns.
Ah.
Oh yeah, did I hit a REIT on five?
Oh shit, wait a minute.
Oh shit, I can actually uh, I need 50 grand for the miniverd now
No, no, no, Recon 10 is
Recon 10 is uh, Mohsen and then pilot 5 is miniguns
But I need 50 grand
Oh, if this guy actually lands here, can I jump off here and not die?
Uh, I wouldn't recommend it, but...
Let me see if I can hit a silencer.
You just...
Alright, boys. Let's get it.
Oh, shit. Recall level 15 is a suppressor.
We got onion. Onion, come on back.
You know, wait. Nope, wrong one. There you go. There you go.
Nope. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah!
Let's go, let's go.
We'll go now.
We're going where I want.
We're going to Mexico.
You said Hawthorne?
Hawthorne?
You get part recap by spotting with binoculars?
Yeah, I know you can.
Any objections?
I feel a little Hawthorne.
Okay.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah, where's the zone?
Oh, there it is.
None of us are in there.
I'm assuming all these are from spotting...
These are from players spotting.
as you should. Just don't pull a snake on us. Oh no, no no no no.
Okay, you'll live it out eventually I promise. Ah boy.
Yes. Alright, they're locking. Stay, stay, stay.
I might die here.
I'm just trying to be a rat in a second floor building shooting at motherfuckers.
Oh my god.
Really?
Yeah, that guy, yeah that guy needs to die up there, he just keeps shooting everybody
down.
All right, so evaluate you have to actually really lead apparently I
Don't know where that guy went
No idea
What is this guy marking?
No one is super close, there's just that one dude.
Their tower is in a position, I need to go up there and there's enemies on there, look
at their tower.
Oh wait, you can go up there?
I guess if they spot you though, you're dead and you have nowhere to go.
Maybe everybody went towards the hot zone.
There's a shit ton of people.
And he's gone.
That was the guy.
Yeah, now there's no one up there.
Damn, I thought this was a good spot, but the hot sun is right there.
Oh, shit.
Hmm, I'm gonna die.
there's no good positions up here
what do you want from me chat? it was like the top of his fucking head
Are you serious right now?
This is a horrible attack angle.
You need like a one tap head shot sniper.
Try going here.
Please don't say me.
I'm either gonna get flanked from up there
or some shit's gonna happen.
I remember that guy said to shoot the antenna.
Dude, I got it.
Right.
Right!
A motherfucker right there!
Hey, what are you blingin'?
You gotta spend money tonight money shit, do I have a CD oh?
No
And that guy gets res. Do you yeah
It's that yo definitely the the pacing of this game is interesting
It's very very killing one guy and then oh you get exposed or everybody just knows where you are
It will be different when I get the sniper, uh, the suppressor.
33 p-pump.
Yeah, literally green has 31 people in the fucking circle.
Green is shooting on everybody right now.
What the hell are you shooting at?
The whole map is green.
Yeah, apparently they're all up over there.
Uh oh.
I
Yo, what the hell just hit me
Thank you, thank you.
I don't know, I think they're all dead.
I don't have control of the church.
Nice, nice.
Nice nice
Yeah, who's got that mustard gas over there? Who's is that? Cut our's?
That was an enemy's, but we took them out.
There's more people at church than I think.
The church.
Let me see, let me see.
Oh, you can see the church entrance from here.
A lot of our guys are fighting there, but then you look and there's like one dude right
there.
I hit him in the toe, but he's still alive out there. It's a random guy running to red
Medic level four maybe as like C4
Oh yeah, that's where I was earlier.
I'm trying not to push up too much, but I'm like right in green area.
I kind of want to move down there, but I'm probably going to get shot at.
Servers feel good now, yeah.
Oh my.
Yeah, I don't see anybody right now.
Where the fuck is all of green?
Enemies behind us?
We're like a red is slowly gaining the upper hand blues fucked
Yeah, where the fuck are these 30 motherfuckers?
They gotta all be in the gold.
I'm back at the spot I was before.
I'm in the gold now, actually, I'm- Wow, one tap.
Are we shooting at, dude?
vacated that tower. There's no one in there anymore.
Wow, a lot died right there.
Are you kidding?
Where did he go?
Dude, yeah, yeah more people coming up
Holy shit, that was one guy and then like a full squad. I know I need to patch my aim
Yikes
Hey yo, yo, yo, yo squad a couple of guys behind me
come on dude come on man
Let's go brother, let's go!
SKS with a 2x scope?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just need my mouse in, okay bro, please!
I've almost there bro, okay, four levels.
How much time?
Holy, that's a huge, that's like an exponential jump.
That sounds good, man.
I'll chest you with my eyes.
Sounds good, I'll run straight down towards the zone and feel free.
I would be a ton of line of altitude though with that same sight that Blue has.
Oh yeah, they've been shooting a lot of people down.
Yeah, I had one close call but I was able to make it past that one.
But I'm not willing to push my chances.
There you go, people.
Oh my god, the zone landed on us.
are you fucking kidding oh my god dude that's bullshit I hit f I landed and
then right before I cut the I cut it but it's still counted that's going too
fast
I'll just be here spinning until y'all are ready.
Shit.
Alright.
Warf Warf, brother, Warf Warf!
Warf Warf, brother, Warf Warf!
Na na na na na da na na
Just realized I forgot my chute so I'll just hop out in the restroom dude brother and get revived
Alright, uh, any preference on drop zone?
Well, I'll tell us the hot zone right now, it seems like a decent spot
Alright, I'll head to the tower
Yeah, see we should be winning now, we have two more players
That same site who's active over there at Blue Land by the way, just shut me down in the Lakota.
Yeah, they've been, they've been a couple assholes shooting down helicopters all day.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
There's the servers right now, that's always good.
Oh yeah.
All right, let's see.
Oh, fuck.
I regret that, that was a very, very bad drop area.
Oh, wow, there's so many of them there.
A road to zero.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they got the mortars down.
the mortar's down.
Ow.
Yeah, that seems so strong.
I kind of want to use that
Okay, we're surrounded on our base, you gotta be careful
Damn the mortar's like pinpointed
of
death
of
death
of
I remember when I landed there, now it's all clear.
Homies, I'm a renovator.
Hey, I take risky routes.
This game does have that feeling sometimes where
it does seem like somebody,
like some of the bushes and the trees look like players.
Sounds like that EFT shit.
We gotta do a double take.
I think this is actually a pretty good house to camp.
Wait, can you actually go- oh you can.
Take PUBG.
Get this side of the hill
Where's the golden area yeah, they're probably all fighting over there though
why he moved?
he fucking moved
yeah most people are probably fighting in the gold zone to quickly win
all these are teammates
Oh, you don't take damage from two-story?
of
behind enemy lines
This angle can't really kill anybody
Give it a second. I need to shoot this guy three
Oh my god
Wow dude, you can see the AA guy perfectly right here.
Yeah, this is actually not a bad spot.
Surprised there's not more people up there.
So if we just go in there and hack the tower, do you need explosives to go in there?
I don't know where this is.
are you serious man no my ammo dude
Good.
Ow.
I should move. That guy's gonna want to fight me again.
I see him. That guy's back on the launcher.
Oh no. The problem is he's got a little bitch boy with him.
Yep.
I'm going to show here a little off day stream.
Okay.