SUB SUNDAY HOLY MOLY HERE WE GO VARIETY LETS GO LETS GO WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN LETS MOVE WOW WO WOW VARIEY SUB SUNAY YES YES YES YAY WOW PLSS

LIRIK

09-27-2026 · 6h 29m

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[00:01:30] oh my god he

[00:01:59] Oh my god, the Halloween emotes are up.

[00:02:08] Dude, I haven't seen that face in a second.

[00:02:12] Lol.

[00:02:13] E dude.

[00:02:14] No, no, no, forgot about that one.

[00:02:20] about that one forgot about that one that wasn't that one game actually the

[00:02:38] kid you know the game that character was in was one of like the best scary games

[00:02:42] one of the more notable scary games we get there are a lot of horror games but

[00:02:50] that one was a notable one some are notable visage more shwery assistant

[00:02:59] sure you got your triple A's but like

[00:03:03] Come on, man. Some good stuff.

[00:03:07] And granny.

[00:03:11] I know.

[00:03:15] Gavid responded to an email about Mongolian throat singing.

[00:03:19] Oh, he actually responded to the initial

[00:03:23] email that was mentioned.

[00:03:27] Um,

[00:03:31] He actually responded. Oh my. Hold up. Is that, is that, I know Gabe sometimes responds to emails. I know like that's what he does.

[00:03:51] True.

[00:03:53] It was meant to inspire crate purchases. I don't think so, man. I guess he actually did respond. Wow

[00:04:04] He replied to the first and second email. Oh, this was a reference to the Mongolian throat singing

[00:04:10] He played it very loud in the valve offices to the point where all the employees are just annoyed. I

[00:04:18] Get it, dude. Yeah, is that a main coon?

[00:04:23] Yeah, I don't post pictures of my new cat too much or like at all, but um

[00:04:31] He is a main coon. I've only had Scottish folds since Nana

[00:04:37] The cats are still good, of course

[00:04:43] Nomu but um

[00:04:45] Yeah, dude, Maine Coons, I've never had different like a different breed of cat.

[00:04:57] But like Maine Coons are fucking crazy, man, they're such a good, it's such a good breed.

[00:05:04] They're, you know, they're huge and they're super, super affectionate.

[00:05:14] the way they show their face like a it's like a

[00:05:19] a main cool it's it's like a puppy it's like a puppy cat

[00:05:23] reminds me of like a puppy cat

[00:05:26] they're really it's a I don't know man insanely adorable ass good greed they just

[00:05:31] seem like they're so

[00:05:34] oh they're just fucking awesome

[00:05:37] they're just good man

[00:05:42] yeah life is just better with a cat dude

[00:05:44] I mean, that's pretty much.

[00:05:49] Come on.

[00:05:52] Cats are the most chill animal.

[00:05:55] Honestly, if you don't like cats, that's fucking weird.

[00:05:59] I think that's that's fucking weird, actually.

[00:06:03] More so than dogs.

[00:06:05] All right, dogs.

[00:06:06] I'll dogs are fucking so adorable.

[00:06:11] And dogs are amazing.

[00:06:14] dogs are absolutely amazing. The functionality, what you can train a dog to do is amazing,

[00:06:28] incredible. And I've never had, I've never had a dog before. So I don't know, I don't

[00:06:34] know, they take a bit more responsibility. Okay, I would be a of K sometimes taking the

[00:06:38] dog to go take a shit. Okay. My point is cats are so fucking

[00:06:44] adjacently easier slash cleaner. I don't know, bro. Cats are

[00:06:51] clean as fuck. Majority. Sometimes you got to clean some

[00:06:54] shit. Okay, whatever. There's little litter box. You got to

[00:06:58] deal with it. Okay, but the shit outweighs the actual mental

[00:07:05] calmness, a creature like that gives you and keeps you more bound, keeps you more bound.

[00:07:25] There are automatic litter boxes. I know they're all right. Honestly,

[00:07:29] the automatic letterbox is fucking sick ass holy shit they have their own fucking problem sometimes

[00:07:39] i swear sometimes just a stainless steel ass pan and just fucking scoop it just fucking one tap

[00:07:47] scoop the shit i feel like it's better and then you just throw that shit away and not do the

[00:07:55] The the litter robot is okay

[00:08:00] Yo, look yo, I will splurge on the cat shit, okay? If it's if it's cat accessories, bro

[00:08:06] It's unlimited budget. Okay, so if I have to go to the fucking peak of not having to

[00:08:13] Like do do anything with cleaning up cat shit. I will drop money on it

[00:08:19] So the litter robot it's decent. It's decent. I don't know if there's a better one

[00:08:24] Is there a better otter scooper otter shitter non-sponsor? They're all right

[00:08:31] Sometimes this the shit globe

[00:08:35] Get stuck and you got to like

[00:08:39] Tech it a little bit

[00:08:41] So it's not it has its own problems

[00:08:46] It has its own problems sometimes just because of its mechanical

[00:08:51] bullshit, yeah

[00:08:53] That's why sometimes just a straight-up stainless steel just scoop that shit is the way

[00:09:04] Yeah

[00:09:11] It depends I see I don't know what that abomination is I

[00:09:19] Have no idea

[00:09:23] But yeah, I don't know I was just saying a man could amazing breed just like personality

[00:09:39] why is just such a good cat like damn where we at chat today is a sub sun day holy moly

[00:10:00] we got games we got games this is looking like an interesting one I would say an interesting

[00:10:07] one. Some will Pog, some will be like, what the fuck? Others will hate everything. You

[00:10:14] know, you know how it goes. You know how it goes. You know how it is. What do we have

[00:10:20] here? We're looking at how many war dogs? I rage queued last night. All the money I made

[00:10:29] yesterday is fucking gone. It's gone. Okay, it's gone.

[00:10:37] Okay, it's gone. No longer there.

[00:10:43] It's gone. I got like 40 K left.

[00:10:48] You don't understand, man. All right, the damn mini guns.

[00:10:53] And then needed to spot them because you're like, shit, I need to try again.

[00:10:57] it's like putting fucking quarters in to an arcade machine.

[00:11:01] God damn it.

[00:11:06] I need to just grind.

[00:11:08] I need to just not spend anything.

[00:11:10] OK, I need to go budget mode.

[00:11:12] I actually saw I saw a different way to play

[00:11:17] where you can go super ninja mode with IEDs and make.

[00:11:22] I was seeing ways.

[00:11:24] There's ways you can spend like 4k and make like 30 grand, okay big pops. It's a lot harder though

[00:11:34] You can IED fobs

[00:11:37] You can ninja into bases rat mode IED fobs

[00:11:42] and uh like drills

[00:11:45] And you make a fuck ton of money

[00:11:48] And I think it's like 3k

[00:11:51] And you if you IED the fob, it's like 30 grand

[00:11:54] I think that's the most you can make off of a one. I think that's the highest money you can make I

[00:12:04] Think

[00:12:06] Yeah, if you go gorilla mode in a one tap, I think that 30 grand is the most you can make

[00:12:13] Sniper and rangefinder made you a hundred K. Yeah, but like there's different ways to do it, you know, I

[00:12:18] I think the beauty of war dogs is the keeps making me go back is just I I want to try different things

[00:12:29] Bro, I don't know I don't know I don't know it's it has an addiction factor to it. It's like actually

[00:12:36] It's like fun

[00:12:38] Making the the progress the money carrying over is such a good concept. I don't know

[00:12:43] The spending and gaining is fun.

[00:12:47] They actually did a great job where the currency is fun,

[00:12:52] even though it is rage inducing sometimes,

[00:12:54] and there's like balance issues and whatever the fuck.

[00:12:57] Overall, just the actual grinding of it is fun.

[00:13:07] It's like, and it's active.

[00:13:09] It doesn't feel like it takes five hours to fucking do things.

[00:13:12] All right, let's see here

[00:13:20] Chow we had how many votes did I pull at

[00:13:27] Okay, not dead not a dead channel semi dead semi dead on the verge of dead much better much better

[00:13:37] 830 votes for sub Sun day

[00:13:40] 830 votes we actually okay this is an interesting list of games some I have

[00:13:50] been to I've been to these realms I've been to these worlds it's not a bad

[00:13:55] thing we're like a one world premiere into two world premiere into I would put

[00:14:04] this at a point two due to I never really played this. Alright, I never actually fully

[00:14:13] sat down and played this, but I've played it before. So it ain't a point five, it's

[00:14:19] like a point two. So 2.2. 3.2. I played this. This is a point five. 3.7. 4.7. 5.7 games. Never

[00:14:45] before scene never played let's see what we got going on let's see let's see this is an

[00:14:58] interesting week mix of games super super i don't know man i don't even know i would put

[00:15:09] They should I'm like, uh, this is like right on the orange, yellow line, the line of orange

[00:15:17] and yellow where they meet.

[00:15:19] Let's find out together.

[00:15:23] First game of subsunday.

[00:15:30] There's a brand new release, no NAS.

[00:15:38] Oh buddy, I don't know about this one, let's see.

[00:15:47] This one's like a 50-50, Earth game.

[00:15:53] Yeah, I think BioSwitch to the Halloween emotes.

[00:15:58] Bye, do I gotta change it on my end?

[00:16:05] Oh yeah, we, okay.

[00:16:12] Yee-ha buddy!

[00:16:16] Wild West Pioneers.

[00:16:20] Okay, okay.

[00:16:24] Let's see what we get here, mother fucker.

[00:16:31] Alright, sure man.

[00:16:35] Okay.

[00:16:36] One, our friend.

[00:16:39] Let's see where this trail takes us.

[00:16:42] You riding with me or standing in my way?

[00:16:46] Come on, adventure will wait forever.

[00:16:49] Walk with purpose and the world will step aside.

[00:16:52] Choose your character. You run with me. Well now friend

[00:16:57] Let's see where this trail takes us. Let's just go with this guy. His name is Bob dog, Jr.

[00:17:03] Junior, Jr.

[00:17:06] Senior, okay, Jr. That's his name

[00:17:11] Bob-Doc, Bob-Doc, Jr.

[00:17:19] I like that name.

[00:17:21] my story well I wasn't born with a silver spoon that much I can tell you we had

[00:17:28] a decent life we did until Pa decided to join the gold rush the day he walked out

[00:17:36] of the door before the internet I ever saw him tried to look for him but we

[00:17:43] didn't have the means to venture out of the valley where we lived I couldn't just

[00:17:47] sit around and wait. I had to do something. No far away. Look elsewhere. One day at a

[00:17:55] bar, Bill taught me to take it alone from him. Fear travels, he said. He's the one who

[00:18:02] encouraged me to leave town behind and settle down somewhere else. And that's what I did.

[00:18:09] I gathered the people and we left. Some unborrowed horses, others on a wagon's length by mill.

[00:18:16] for them it was a new beginning for me a chance to find my father and find myself

[00:18:26] i promise you more i'll find him but now i'll rest my eyes for a bit

[00:18:34] it's going to be a long journey wild west pioneers

[00:18:40] Oh my god.

[00:18:47] It was like Warcraft 3.

[00:19:00] Warcraft 3, but uh.

[00:19:05] You inspected the perimeter of your future sediment and it seems to have everything you

[00:19:09] need but we can't call this place a town without a town hall. Oh my. Oh dear. Oh dear.

[00:19:19] Wow. Okay. Choose a spot to build the town hall. Hmm. It looks kind of funky man. Uh,

[00:19:32] you know what? Help me. You know what? We're going to stick with the tutorial. Mainly because

[00:19:38] I knew that was going to give me an achievement all right forest good view actually hold up

[00:19:49] turn that shut up there it is apply 100%

[00:19:56] Choose a spot and build the town hall.

[00:20:04] All right, let's do that.

[00:20:06] Okay, so you can see we got mushrooms.

[00:20:10] We got water.

[00:20:12] Water view.

[00:20:14] Okay, the irrigation.

[00:20:17] Soil quality.

[00:20:19] Green good.

[00:20:22] Mining view.

[00:20:24] Oh, we got to go all out in this game. Oh, okay. We got to collect everything. I mean that kind of makes sense

[00:20:31] We're gonna do some gold panning

[00:20:36] Open the guide

[00:20:39] All right, sure. Okay build a town hall. We're gonna plot this shit

[00:20:46] I wonder if eventually you can like do something there with the water right here

[00:20:51] Manor cowbell is

[00:21:03] Okay, okay, okay brave new world whoa

[00:21:10] Whoa your new life starts here remember a race

[00:21:15] If your town survives the first few days

[00:21:19] There it is

[00:21:21] What do we what did we bring we got the moonshine we got the horsies some

[00:21:29] leather the dog and the cat are there too the towels and just what looks like

[00:21:35] a list of work and it's now your job to decide who should work there each town

[00:21:40] Hall official has different bonuses that you get to pick a new one with every

[00:21:43] town Hall level upgrade I can show you where house wood chain all right

[00:21:51] It's always interesting how these games and progress

[00:21:56] Or how they are is it a more sim city or more banished

[00:22:02] Choose your first town hall official

[00:22:07] Money again and from all sources in this is that I may increase by 10%

[00:22:12] All buildings in this element are constructed 10% faster

[00:22:17] Let's go with this

[00:22:19] faster faster construction

[00:22:21] Faster construction.

[00:22:25] Oh my god.

[00:22:30] Holy shit.

[00:22:33] Complete main task, happy residents.

[00:22:35] Okay, you get journey points for doing different things.

[00:22:39] This kind of guides you into what to do in the game, I guess.

[00:22:42] Holy shit.

[00:22:43] Okay.

[00:22:44] What is this?

[00:22:45] Tent.

[00:22:46] Oh, so you use...

[00:22:47] Okay.

[00:22:48] Okay.

[00:22:49] Idea...

[00:22:50] you research in the game instead of a fucking research center you do shit it

[00:22:56] gives you points and then you can unlock different things in the tree all

[00:23:00] right make sure no residents are homeless whoa ten logs apiece yeah this

[00:23:10] game has the foliage is not its strong suit all right there we go

[00:23:19] How many does this house five workers? Okay, wait, we need actually we need more

[00:23:26] We're gonna need more, but then we need logs to wood chain loggers cabin

[00:23:36] What we feeling does this tell you how good it is 113

[00:23:43] 108 all right, let's go

[00:23:49] there it is there it is and he's gonna have a dedicated road because without

[00:23:58] this motherfucker we are fucked dedicated road look at that shit wait how

[00:24:04] does this work place even before I went bankrupt because that cost a shit ton of

[00:24:10] money. There. All right. Who's building? I seriously don't know. There won't be a roof

[00:24:20] up their head to start a circuit by laying it. I got this, bro. Relax. I already did

[00:24:25] that. Warehouse, by the way. Yeah, was the game paused? Oh, there we go. How's the building?

[00:24:37] All right, probably have to assign somebody, uh, is it priority?

[00:24:45] I guess whatever.

[00:24:48] Can I speed up time, 30 seconds, oh shit, is this their water?

[00:24:59] Okay, okay!

[00:25:05] There it is. There it is. Yeah, we need someone to work here ASAP. I didn't assign some people.

[00:25:21] We have no wood. Okay, what about that? What about the building isn't connected to a road?

[00:25:34] No road connection.

[00:25:38] Excuse me?

[00:25:39] Hold up, hold up.

[00:25:42] Oh right here, you can actually pick that up.

[00:25:52] What is this?

[00:25:53] Main road ascends from the town hall, connected houses and service buildings have increased

[00:25:58] range.

[00:26:00] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:26:04] Yo, hold up.

[00:26:07] Do you need the main road costs per segment?

[00:26:10] A regular road extends from the town hall.

[00:26:15] Connected houses and service buildings have increased range.

[00:26:18] What's this one, by the way?

[00:26:23] I think it's just not directly connected.

[00:26:26] Okay.

[00:26:27] All right, the road doesn't matter.

[00:26:32] I need someone working at the, where's our workforce?

[00:26:37] Okay, we got $120, we got 30 wood, we got 40 miscellaneous.

[00:26:45] We got this weird Ubisoft logo, we got 30 people, 30 pioneers.

[00:26:52] Oh, I see, I see. Okay. More people, it actually increases the range. Interesting. A lot of

[00:27:05] these type of games don't do that. They kind of just like, you just decide the workers

[00:27:12] and the production gets uh it's just higher production all right this is now connected

[00:27:21] max oh but not this this is actually just higher production

[00:27:29] you know what everybody journey completed how do i open that shit again

[00:27:34] What do they need? Food? They're starving at the food shop. Alright, hold on. Let me make a road for these people.

[00:27:54] I can't tell if my ears are fucked or if this game's audio is weird. I can't tell.

[00:28:01] Oh, you can rotate.

[00:28:08] Are my ears fucked or is the game's audio weird?

[00:28:11] Uh-oh.

[00:28:12] Oh, no.

[00:28:13] Brother.

[00:28:14] Brother.

[00:28:15] What is this shit?

[00:28:16] Ruin.

[00:28:17] Fucking ruin.

[00:28:18] Oh my god.

[00:28:19] Oh my god.

[00:28:20] Oh my god.

[00:28:21] Oh my god.

[00:28:22] Oh my god.

[00:28:23] Oh my god.

[00:28:24] Oh my god.

[00:28:25] Oh my god.

[00:28:26] Oh my god.

[00:28:27] Oh my god.

[00:28:28] Oh my god.

[00:28:29] Oh my god.

[00:28:30] Oh my god.

[00:28:31] whatever it is what it is take it or leave it 5 10 15 20 25 30 okay everybody is now

[00:28:41] housed okay Virgil Boone the builder what's wrong it is this chain shit what is this building

[00:28:58] is not connected to the warehouse wait no way does this need to be built close

[00:29:08] to the logging thing dude are you

[00:29:18] wow okay that's how this works you know what we'll do this and you know what

[00:29:27] these time of games you need a lot of wood so eventually you're gonna have to

[00:29:34] make more than one anyways

[00:29:41] don't worry you will be fed soon you'll get a fishing rod or a fishing net we

[00:29:47] have been saying salmon in the backyard make sure I didn't mind food at the

[00:29:54] Make sure all houses have access to water

[00:29:58] All right, I'll hold up journey gatherers hunt nice away progression

[00:30:10] Oh, you can mark these okay, let me see

[00:30:14] 255 water tank better pressure. Oh, you can upgrade the stuff

[00:30:20] kitchen food shop sawmill all right let me make one more warehouse here dedicated

[00:30:38] warehouse I'll just add more things here anyways

[00:30:45] Oh, man, shit, bro, you know, this game is cool.

[00:30:50] I feel like it is falls under the umbrella, been there, done that.

[00:30:53] It's just more western.

[00:30:57] You know, these games are always fun to play.

[00:31:01] I always have a soft spot for these type of games.

[00:31:03] They're always fun.

[00:31:06] But been there, done that, you know?

[00:31:10] Like oh Skylines is kind of uh...

[00:31:17] That's the one I'm waiting on that I hope is like SimCity level.

[00:31:22] That's kind of where I'm chilling at waiting.

[00:31:26] Hi you motherfucker, we are gonna fail if we don't get wood.

[00:31:31] It's not like it's visually insane or something.

[00:31:34] No game with chill music.

[00:31:41] Yeah.

[00:31:44] Ain't no clone skip the night.

[00:31:48] The other day wasted in this just home.

[00:31:51] Oh, chill brother.

[00:31:53] Yeah, we still have no logs because you guys are sleeping.

[00:32:01] Free housing, unemployed, tenor unemployed.

[00:32:04] Oh, okay.

[00:32:06] Yeah, those baskets need to disappear.

[00:32:08] We're just at the mercy of wood.

[00:32:10] Everybody's in Bej and everybody's dying.

[00:32:13] I can't build anything without wood.

[00:32:17] Speed it up, skip the night.

[00:32:19] Sure they leave enough and I'm angry already.

[00:32:24] All right, let's move.

[00:32:29] No food, no water.

[00:32:31] and lyricals all games isn't souls like oh that's what you got for my statement

[00:32:42] come on man I said these games are fun to play but I played so many of these

[00:32:53] type of games and there's better ones out there this is just the new one it's

[00:33:02] not a bad game bro but if you know you know I'm saying it's not like a bad game

[00:33:10] Yeah, you guys are just fucking rage baiting, alright?

[00:33:24] You can fucking put two and two together, I believe in you.

[00:33:28] Alright, what do we have here?

[00:33:34] Oh shit, the banjo.

[00:33:36] How about you?

[00:33:40] there on the road how about that right there forage right on the road to all right we'll make a little

[00:33:50] path the shrooms all right we'll hit it with a little five here actually this is gonna kill this

[00:34:02] guys whole area there you go okay food is arriving and the kitchen right next to

[00:34:20] the town hall food shop right next to the motherfucka right next to the motherfucka

[00:34:34] did I not put wait did I not talk that down food shop okay water tank oh yeah

[00:34:46] We need well fresh the fucking water. There's no access to water. Oh shit

[00:34:59] Yeah, where am I putting this right here dedicated road dedicated road to the well

[00:35:10] Without the well our whole town goes to shit

[00:35:16] Yeah, why can't I click on this? What's going on here? Random. What else? Water buffs.

[00:35:32] Water and food buffs are the way. Building range, building range, building range. Reduce

[00:35:40] Reduce cost? Alright. Reduce cost early. You can't pick a mushroom, you can't spot. Better foraging?

[00:35:52] Increase workers? Oh, I used everything. Alright, why was I not able to pick this? Now I can.

[00:36:01] Water tank. Is this for storage? This must be for storage for sure.

[00:36:06] Extends groundwater sources near bodies of water.

[00:36:17] Alright, I'm gonna put this here.

[00:36:22] I'm pretending that's gonna do something.

[00:36:24] Oh, yeah, no one works here.

[00:36:28] Oh, dude, the rain- Yeah, the rain?

[00:36:30] That's satisfying. I like that.

[00:36:34] That's satisfying.

[00:36:36] We're owning now. What is this new icon? We just finally got food and they're like you're

[00:36:48] still pissed. All right, take people off of the warehouse. They still have influence.

[00:36:57] many workers we need new we need yeah we need nomads we need new people we only

[00:37:06] have 30 workers I don't know if this game attracts new people to move here if I

[00:37:15] But down shit

[00:37:21] What is this there is no access to water buildings in range, oh fuck

[00:37:33] Yeah, we're dead what did I do wrong?

[00:37:39] Supplies water from yes

[00:37:41] Is there no there's definitely water

[00:37:55] We're in the blue bro, do we have to dig

[00:37:58] Banjo is so overrated I've never heard that before I like the banjo it doesn't cover the house

[00:38:18] hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold on I think I think they

[00:38:32] grab water from the tank. I think. Finally!

[00:38:46] Alright, let's see.

[00:38:51] This fucking guy. This is our main builder. Look at him. He's insane at building.

[00:38:59] There he goes. Insane construction.

[00:39:06] There it is. What is this? Kitchen? There are no resources to process.

[00:39:16] Yeah, what the- what do you mean? Needs 30 per day? What do you mean? Are we full?

[00:39:21] The materials available for extraction by the outpost have been depleted.

[00:39:27] What the fuck are the berry fuckers doing? How much are they going? One in an hour?

[00:39:35] Sixty in a day. Alright. Cut down.

[00:39:44] To make this soup, the workers will use mushrooms. Five mushrooms. How many

[00:39:50] How many fucking shrooms did they have?

[00:39:54] Where are they storing the food?

[00:39:58] Where's our soup going?

[00:40:00] In the warehouse?

[00:40:07] 18 hours. Okay, everybody is fed.

[00:40:12] There's no warehouse connected.

[00:40:20] Okay, we need to keep the influence of that

[00:40:31] How many logs do you have 23

[00:40:35] There are no resources to process what's what's wrong here and no food. Oh, yeah, no one's in this gatherers hut as well

[00:40:43] Hey, yeah, we need more people

[00:40:53] To an hour

[00:40:56] Where do I see total amount of ingredient resources owned oh there we go, that's what I was looking for as well three shrooms

[00:41:06] Demand five an hour

[00:41:08] Uh oh.

[00:41:12] So they get the shrooms, they bring it to the warehouse

[00:41:18] and then the warehouse delivers it to the kitchen.

[00:41:23] And the food shop sells the soup.

[00:41:28] Glad this damn day's over.

[00:41:30] All right.

[00:41:33] Yeah, chill.

[00:41:34] No, our our mushroom farmers are fucking trash at their job

[00:41:39] They're not good boys. We get a mushroom a day. We're skipping the night

[00:41:44] Most buildings don't operate at night

[00:41:52] All right, what else do we have here, you know what upgrade the gatherers had building production

[00:42:01] Yes, oh

[00:42:03] Oh, this costs money now. Oh, they cha- Oh, the currency ain't those stars anymore. No journey points.

[00:42:11] Unless it's been money this whole time. I think it actually has been money this whole time.

[00:42:15] Uh, I just didn't notice, and I fucking spent it all. Oh, shit.

[00:42:24] I got a sawmill, but there's no point in a sawmill right now.

[00:42:27] now. Barbershop makes money, church, vegetable farm, saloon.

[00:42:35] Boss, I'd like to talk with you about the life in our settlement.

[00:42:39] Or may we? Sure, man. Boss, well,

[00:42:43] Bose, how do I put this? The people are exhausted. The morale is

[00:42:50] running low. I'm afraid they'll be ready to turn back around and

[00:42:55] leave if we don't do anything about it okay thank you for reporting that Jesse

[00:43:01] I've been too busy supervising the town halls construction that I didn't have

[00:43:06] time to check in with our people that's why I'm here boss you're right hand man

[00:43:11] if we keep everybody housed and well fed then the satisfaction will keep thank

[00:43:17] you Jesse one more thing now that the people's basic needs are magic okay

[00:43:24] Sure, sure. Decorations. Motherfucker animals. Alright, yeah, we're gonna get a horse that's

[00:43:39] just gonna chill. Alright, this is the town's horse. The two horses, okay, we like them,

[00:43:45] cool they're the pride of the town

[00:43:52] houses five yeah how do we get more than 35 people

[00:43:56] free housing i'm just gonna drop one house here just to see

[00:43:59] we're gonna do one tent just to see if like random people move in so we get

[00:44:04] more workers

[00:44:09] come on

[00:44:12] Prime real estate

[00:44:15] That's five potential. I don't know they don't think they're making babies unless you need to like encourage it somehow

[00:44:24] Sawmill into what's the first whim we could do here. Let me see

[00:44:30] Barber shop

[00:44:32] Do we do the barber the church?

[00:44:35] The vegetable farm for potatoes or the saloon chat. What am I doing here?

[00:44:42] I have money for one.

[00:44:46] Yeah, they can get fucking Western. They can start getting fades.

[00:44:56] Get the saloon.

[00:45:01] Everybody in town is gonna have a fade.

[00:45:09] I will do the saloon.

[00:45:12] I'm not even gonna be able to like afford this oh wait a minute

[00:45:21] It's just logs

[00:45:22] Oh, there's gonna be a log dump and then it's gonna be like we don't have any moonshine and you have to make your own moonshine

[00:45:27] And then we're fucked

[00:45:29] I don't know how wait I'm so confused why is this fuck it says we have six oh oh it

[00:45:46] doesn't increments of five I think oh yeah it does that's why yeah we can't we

[00:45:55] need more people at the damn harvest.

[00:46:02] Can I take off of work?

[00:46:08] Oh, I mean, I guess I could do that.

[00:46:14] Three an hour.

[00:46:16] And then make it so they start foraging more.

[00:46:23] Oh, actually, let's get.

[00:46:25] There's more mushrooms over there all right what what is this they all have

[00:46:33] like a quest what they do one of five whims that if fulfilled may increase the

[00:46:39] household satisfaction I already you already spent the whole town's budget

[00:46:47] on a new saloon dude the whole town's taxes that we were collecting yeah this

[00:46:53] is it? What do you mean? What do you mean? Where are we putting this? It needs to be

[00:47:02] prime. Right there in the backyard. Owned dedicated road. We're spending the whole

[00:47:12] towns, the whole town's budget went into this saloon. That's what we voted on.

[00:47:21] This is like bootleg SimCity. They forgot to add the fun part. Okay, bro

[00:47:40] There it is there it is the saloon

[00:47:42] Oh, yeah, we got to get a worker

[00:47:53] Dude daily alcohol required. What have we done?

[00:48:01] Dude, um, okay, how if we actually need the resources we're screwed

[00:48:10] What am I pulling off

[00:48:12] I think minus one on the loggers cabin is fine

[00:48:17] One guy works here. Oh

[00:48:20] Wow, okay

[00:48:23] Dude, how do you get more citizens in this game?

[00:48:26] Did we not make a did I not make another tent? No one moved in right?

[00:48:35] Dude no one moved in

[00:48:42] All right, the only way to do this would be to just like take one off of each

[00:48:50] Okay, actually you know what? True. The warehouses are where I can save

[00:48:58] Yes, the warehouses are where I can save

[00:49:03] As long as you get the green in Orgid

[00:49:10] Yes

[00:49:12] Okay, I can even put them back on logging 60 satisfaction

[00:49:21] That does costs anything to see

[00:49:24] One of five whims this house must have any decoration from the structures category nearby

[00:49:31] So you don't care about the saloon we just spent everybody's money on you just wanted a plant

[00:49:42] It prefers their neighborhood to be well-lit.

[00:49:47] Lanterns? What the fuck are they doing? We don't even know! Electricity? What is that? Black magic!

[00:49:55] There you go, there's a fucking light. Are you happy?

[00:49:57] Yeah!

[00:50:01] The house must have any decoration from the structure's category nearby.

[00:50:07] The structure's category.

[00:50:17] Whoops, the structure's category right here.

[00:50:30] You just want to scarecrow.

[00:50:31] Oh, you can put it on their lawn.

[00:50:36] You actually have to micromanage your fuckin' people.

[00:50:41] Must have an animal nearby.

[00:50:46] Here's a dog.

[00:50:52] Must have furniture nearby.

[00:50:54] Where do we have this?

[00:50:56] Furniture.

[00:50:58] Here's the bench.

[00:51:01] This guy wants furniture as well.

[00:51:05] fan Joe. This guy wants a fence he hates his neighbors. My husband doesn't have any sort

[00:51:11] of fencing. Everybody got their shit and this guy wants a fence. Yeah! Alright next game

[00:51:24] It's like, it's like chat, hold up.

[00:51:28] Next game, but hold up.

[00:51:40] All right.

[00:51:42] Next game, as we continue here,

[00:51:47] Continue here. We are jumping into another one

[00:51:59] We are looking at a game known as

[00:52:11] Hold up hold up

[00:52:17] a game known as activate streamer mode what keep the music on keyboard and mouse

[00:52:33] I was reccom- recommended.

[00:52:35] Alright, what do we have here?

[00:52:49] Normal Golf Game.

[00:52:53] chat one second before I hit start

[00:54:53] All right, I'm back. Sorry, chat. What is this? Why is this flying away? What do we have here?

[00:55:18] Golf game something tells me it's not normal play normal mode recommended realistic I'm

[00:55:35] good. Oh my god.

[00:55:45] Whoa.

[00:55:49] This guy's a built in rangefinder.

[00:55:59] I was wondering when you would finally show up I have been waiting all day we spoke last

[00:56:09] week remember when you signed up I'm Luke Muscat and I designed this whole experience

[00:56:14] you don't remember anything at all?

[00:56:16] The entry fee the waiver is not even the ultimate golf challenge wow this is going to be an

[00:56:20] extra weird day for you then.

[00:56:22] You already signed the contract while you were in a totally rational set of mind so

[00:56:27] no backing out now. I'll just detect the 100,000 entry fee from your account and

[00:56:34] you can go start your tutorial challenges from the t-box. I'm sure you won't have

[00:56:37] any trouble finding it. Yo, how much? Hole one. Part three. Stand on the tee.

[00:56:52] Come on, man.

[00:56:57] come on man hit the ball use your mouse to drag around your hands and swing the

[00:57:07] club wait does he actually move on the left

[00:57:17] now he does it after oh wait oh wait wait you can go okay wait hold on hold on

[00:57:22] Okay, you can extend and then power.

[00:57:27] Okay, yo, yo, I can fly a helicopter.

[00:57:33] Okay, you think this is difficult?

[00:57:35] Wait, bank minus 10?

[00:57:40] Oh my God, this is like saw but with golf.

[00:57:43] Oh, wait, I'm a natural.

[00:57:47] Good. Wait a minute. Wait a

[00:58:06] with good contact the middle

[00:58:07] of the club. They should hit

[00:58:08] the ball. I didn't I just do

[00:58:10] that? I totally just did that.

[00:58:13] Dude, wait a minute.

[00:58:23] Wait a minute.

[00:58:27] Hit the ball, then press space to quickly reset the ball.

[00:58:30] You can try lots of shots fast this way.

[00:58:37] Fat. Why did that just say fat?

[00:58:39] fat. Okay, that's rude. Hit a thinner top shop by hitting the top of the ball with the

[00:58:45] bottom of your club base. This is usually bad. The top of the ball with the bottom of your

[00:58:51] club base. Oh, okay, you just miss badly. Okay, wait, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm just gonna

[00:59:06] to do it slowly. Okay. Okay, I like the very top of like, you know, the top quadrant. Hit

[00:59:21] the ball with a lot of power, swing your arms way back first to build up momentum. Okay,

[00:59:27] how much power? Okay, how are we talking like? I'm thinking like power hit. Oh, I didn't

[00:59:36] I didn't think that was going to connect.

[00:59:49] Wait, how much power are we talking here?

[00:59:51] Hit ground.

[00:59:57] Let me see, let me see, ready?

[01:00:01] Was that still not it? Even, even more?

[01:00:04] More more power

[01:00:07] Think this is too easy just you wait hit a slice

[01:00:10] Dude, what are we doing here?

[01:00:16] Just yeah, just you wait hit a slice use a and D to turn the club face a slice goes way off to the right of where you are aiming

[01:00:25] Wait hit a slice use any to turn a club face and slice goes way off to the right of where

[01:00:37] you are aiming.

[01:00:39] Okay, do you want me to just hit like any slice?

[01:00:46] Just hit any fade?

[01:00:47] Oh wait, oh okay wait it's different.

[01:00:52] Ah hook fade slice

[01:01:07] Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, there's no way

[01:01:11] way. Wait. Did I not do it? You want me to make another slice? Oh, so all the way to

[01:01:26] the right is a slice. A fade seems... I didn't realize the whole right side was a fade. I

[01:01:37] I don't know.

[01:01:39] There we go.

[01:01:44] Hit a straight shot.

[01:01:46] Use A and D and Q and E to try and keep the club face straight.

[01:01:49] It requires concentration.

[01:01:55] Oh, I see.

[01:01:55] I see.

[01:01:56] OK.

[01:01:57] All right.

[01:01:58] This kind of makes it so it times you.

[01:02:02] Wow.

[01:02:04] Yo.

[01:02:07] Oh, whoa, whoa, yo, the 360 was actually crazy.

[01:02:23] People always forget, so now we do it twice, press space to quick reset after hitting the

[01:02:28] ball.

[01:02:29] Okay.

[01:02:30] I did anyways. Tweaker aim with Z and C. Oh, whoa. You can click the buttons finished

[01:02:40] within 25 yards of poll one flag, a respectful approach for a respectful player. All right,

[01:02:45] we graduated. Here we go. Let me show you how to do this, boys. All right, now you got

[01:02:53] apply everything you learned here. Let me just... okay. And we're gonna one tap this.

[01:03:16] Dude, I swear in the tutorial it was blue when it was straight. I don't remember it being green.

[01:03:20] I thought it was blue

[01:03:23] Okay, I see why this is horrible Wow Wow

[01:03:31] Oh, maybe maybe

[01:03:37] That's how you do right there boys, that's how you do it right there dude the goalie woods

[01:03:50] Hit the secret hidden gone. Can you find it? Is it this one literally of an inch in front

[01:04:04] of me? How? How? Dude, that's impressive. Why is he looking there all satisfied?

[01:04:20] Wow, this matters heavily on the on the straight you got to you got to watch that

[01:04:30] that. Bro, this is easy. Thank you. Nice. Whoa. I forgot this was the other part of

[01:04:54] the game. What the hell? Come back to the security gate.

[01:05:10] Your car has been towed. Why do you look so surprised? You literally parked right in front

[01:05:13] of a no parking sign. They were everywhere. I forgot. Parking was allowed when we celebrated

[01:05:17] the last one for the Gold Challenge. Chapion, if that was only temporary, do me a favor

[01:05:21] go smash those boards covering the signs. In the meantime, I'll call the tow truck guy for you.

[01:05:29] Why does this guy so mean?

[01:05:34] Smash the boards. Oh yeah, there's like a whole quest. I thought it was pure golfing. It is and

[01:05:40] it isn't. Yeah that's good enough. This game's ridiculous. Alright we're gonna hit this. Let

[01:05:55] me see. Let me see. Let me go like that. Let me just... Hey yo it's a good way to solve

[01:06:08] the problem this is all he had in the back of his truck he didn't have a saw

[01:06:13] or anything this is we got to make do with what we got oh shi- alright hold on

[01:06:21] oh wait wait wait line it up and someone's got to do someone's got to do it

[01:06:35] you know the ball you know the ball line up is the worst part of this game oh my

[01:06:45] God hold up dude why are you so wiggly dude how you know what there you go wait

[01:07:03] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no no no no no no oh my oh my

[01:07:07] hold on Q E and right there and oh my god dude you know I'm gonna I'm about to

[01:07:18] go further back

[01:07:26] you're kidding dude really

[01:07:37] Next time I'm bringing my axe and my ladder.

[01:07:43] Piece of shit.

[01:07:45] Okay, here we go.

[01:07:51] That- okay, apparently I hit this very hard.

[01:07:54] Hold on, this is a power test.

[01:07:56] Power test.

[01:07:58] Okay, that would have hit it too.

[01:08:01] How about like...

[01:08:03] Okay, okay. Too much power. Dude, that just turned at the last second. I don't think you

[01:08:23] can change clubs. Yeah, I'm trying to hit the board. I got hired. They asked for a contractor

[01:08:33] to come out and fix their signs. I just don't want to try back. I forgot my toolbox. But

[01:08:42] But I got my golf set.

[01:08:47] Hold on.

[01:08:51] OK.

[01:08:52] Right here, line it up.

[01:08:59] Line it up.

[01:09:01] Turn it.

[01:09:04] OK, this guy, this is like the wind mechanic.

[01:09:06] Hmm

[01:09:10] Maybe

[01:09:13] Okay, it literally turned into a hook at the last second like it does I think he's drunk. I think he's drunk

[01:09:19] Dude are you serious right now?

[01:09:40] I gotta come back to this one.

[01:09:41] I gotta re-evaluate this one.

[01:09:43] Let's do this one right here.

[01:09:45] This one's easier.

[01:09:46] Okay, hold on right here. Okay. Come on, buddy. Come on. 30 past lunch. All right. Fat. Yo,

[01:10:07] fat is, yo, the, oh my God, dude, the tree actually, holy moly. Topped. All right, I gotta

[01:10:15] do some fats here. All right, this one seems more in reach. Okay, okay. And okay. Yeah,

[01:10:31] what happened to the music? They said there was a streamer mode. Now it's just fucking

[01:10:35] quiet the whole game. Like what? Where's the damn music?

[01:10:41] They asked me for a streamer mode.

[01:10:46] Do I have to play my own soundtrack?

[01:10:49] That's the problem.

[01:10:50] There's too much pressure because there's no music.

[01:10:52] I needed something to set the rhythm.

[01:10:56] I definitely said no to streamer mode.

[01:11:10] Sim, Sim, Golf, OST.

[01:11:28] Nah.

[01:11:33] Nah.

[01:11:33] Nah, these aren't it, Wii Sports, Super Golf.

[01:12:03] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:12:09] Okay.

[01:12:12] Maybe.

[01:12:14] There it is, maybe.

[01:12:18] Now we just need to line this up.

[01:12:23] You know what the problem is? I'm too good.

[01:12:25] I need a ton of bag.

[01:12:27] My hits are just too damn good.

[01:12:33] Mine it up please for the love of god.

[01:12:44] Holy shit.

[01:12:46] Come on man.

[01:12:48] Oh my god.

[01:12:55] This fucking mechanic with the AD and QE is the worst shit.

[01:12:58] It's so bad.

[01:13:01] It's harder than the swing!

[01:13:09] Oh my god, I hooked-topped.

[01:13:16] You know what? I'm moving.

[01:13:21] Right there.

[01:13:23] Okay, I underestimated how much that was actually going to move.

[01:13:33] Wow!

[01:13:34] Okay, that really...

[01:13:35] Wow, that really is not it, huh?

[01:13:41] Dude, that's it.

[01:13:45] That's amazing.

[01:13:47] That's amazing

[01:13:51] You still have two unlockables and the swing mechanics

[01:14:01] Why are you telling me this are you saying I'm stuck on the tutorial oh

[01:14:04] Oh my god, this is the greatest tree I've ever seen.

[01:14:20] Holy shit, if I ever needed anything blocked, I would call this tree.

[01:14:27] Insane at blocking.

[01:14:29] Wow.

[01:14:30] Ahhhh!

[01:14:39] VodFriends, we will do this.

[01:14:48] Okay, this will happen.

[01:14:54] Wait.

[01:14:56] Wait!

[01:15:04] OH MY GOD!

[01:15:19] Oh, there it goes, you slicing piece of shit.

[01:15:26] Okay

[01:15:29] No

[01:15:39] Maybe

[01:15:47] Yeah, just wait, okay, hold on hold on hold on

[01:15:51] I'm going to master this piece of shit right now instead of doing micro hits okay Q&E Q&E

[01:16:02] A&D A&D

[01:16:05] Dude, it fights you. This piece of shit fights you. It fights you. And then as soon as you

[01:16:23] hit, it starts moving over. It's like trying to balance something on top of... nothing.

[01:16:31] it holy moly okay same scenario same situation I might be too close to the

[01:16:45] fence here we're gonna find out maybe

[01:16:51] Oh, dude, you can't get closer.

[01:16:58] But actually hurts my soul.

[01:17:00] There it is.

[01:17:05] Holy.

[01:17:10] Thank you, thank you.

[01:17:18] Wait a minute.

[01:17:20] Don't tell me it's those signs too.

[01:17:28] Don't tell me it's those signs too.

[01:17:32] You know what?

[01:17:33] It's not that bad.

[01:17:34] It's not that bad.

[01:17:36] Practice makes perfect.

[01:17:37] Whoops.

[01:17:39] You know what?

[01:17:47] You can actually wait for it to straight itself.

[01:17:50] What if I don't move it?

[01:17:52] Right?

[01:17:53] And then, trajectory turn it?

[01:17:57] Instead of trying to fight it?

[01:18:14] Come on man, there it is.

[01:18:16] Holy shit.

[01:18:17] Wait.

[01:18:20] Oh, completely smash it.

[01:18:29] Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

[01:18:33] That's unfortunate.

[01:18:36] I believe.

[01:18:39] I'm going to line myself up and line it up for the straight.

[01:18:43] I'm going to cue my hands.

[01:18:45] whoops shit I keep topping it there it is holy shit ok ok ok what's next oh damn

[01:19:05] let me see you know what we're knocking this one out of the park oh yeah

[01:19:12] Yeah, that's a full power swing right there.

[01:19:19] What's that?

[01:19:20] Oh, is the thing?

[01:19:24] We're going to power whip this shit all the way, man.

[01:19:27] All the way.

[01:19:27] Like a fucking two handed sword, bastard sword of the eagle.

[01:19:33] Come on!

[01:19:36] Blast load!

[01:19:37] let's go

[01:19:40] oh god

[01:19:47] frat

[01:19:51] you're

[01:19:54] dude come on man okay okay

[01:20:07] How is this game not a BR?

[01:20:15] You BR yourself in as the avatar and you burst a hundred other people doing this shit.

[01:20:21] Are you kidding me?

[01:20:22] Billion dollar idea.

[01:20:24] Oh shit!

[01:20:26] Dude, that's a...

[01:20:29] Are you kidding me?

[01:20:30] That was so good!

[01:20:31] That ball better roll down and hit it.

[01:20:34] Wow.

[01:20:35] Wow.

[01:20:49] God damn it.

[01:20:51] Oh, that would have been so good.

[01:20:53] That would have been so good if it was the other sign.

[01:20:57] Oh, that's too much.

[01:21:00] Oh, this is all about the perfect power.

[01:21:05] This is all about the perfect power.

[01:21:10] Nope.

[01:21:13] Maybe...

[01:21:17] Are you?

[01:21:18] There it is.

[01:21:20] Yup.

[01:21:23] Looks good.

[01:21:25] That looks good right there.

[01:21:32] Totally normal gulp enough distractions. I agree go back to normal gulp. I

[01:21:45] Can't believe they did all that for free. Oh, hello. You are back already look. I know the hundred thousand feet and

[01:21:52] That whole card thing may have caught you off guard, but don't worry Luke is here to help

[01:21:57] I'll speak with the towing company for you. They're always out here and the driver and I go way back

[01:22:01] Okay, hold back and catch them before it's too late, although it did take you a while to do those tutorial challenges.

[01:22:07] Hey!

[01:22:13] You're right. It did take a while.

[01:22:19] Hit a draw, use Kuni to add a bunch of spin to the ball and then compensate with A and D.

[01:22:25] The ball will start like a slice and then curb left.

[01:22:31] Motherfucker!

[01:22:33] Wait, the ball will start like a slice, but then curve left.

[01:22:40] You just want me to do this?

[01:22:41] This is so random.

[01:22:42] Why does it want me to do this?

[01:22:48] Is this still a tutorial?

[01:22:57] Alright, hold on, let me hit the fade.

[01:23:09] Oh, that wasn't a fade.

[01:23:15] Wait, fade?

[01:23:20] No, fade.

[01:23:23] Sure, you just gonna need to curve the ball and hit the giant bowling pin.

[01:23:35] Summoning magic barrier is just one of my many special talents.

[01:23:39] Oh, you want me to?

[01:23:40] Okay, so I have to draw this.

[01:23:49] I have to draw this.

[01:23:55] Maybe.

[01:23:56] What the fuck?

[01:24:03] Okay.

[01:24:08] Yo, what?

[01:24:09] Okay, I think I am underestimating

[01:24:11] how much this turns in the beginning.

[01:24:13] a spin?

[01:24:20] bro, holy shit, how much do I have to turn this?

[01:24:33] Come on, you just gotta hit it, right?

[01:24:54] Oh, that's a hit.

[01:24:58] That's a hit.

[01:25:00] Who said never getting past this part?

[01:25:04] Okay, fuck you.

[01:25:07] Just bots, be ready to ban them, alright?

[01:25:21] Just be ready.

[01:25:24] Oh shit!

[01:25:29] There it is. Holy shit.

[01:25:33] That wasn't even it actually. It looked like it was, but it wasn't.

[01:25:40] Wait for it to become the draw. And then, release.

[01:25:48] Ricochet off of the perp- dude, really?

[01:25:53] That better count on a hit! Oh my god.

[01:25:59] Dude, I had it!

[01:26:14] No!

[01:26:30] That would have actually probably worked with the hook.

[01:26:33] Shit, I didn't need to turn myself so much.

[01:26:42] Wow. Come on buddy. Yeah this game is a motherfucker. This guy actually made golf harder than it

[01:26:56] It already is. Impressive.

[01:27:14] I'm waiting for this to kind of make its own.

[01:27:22] Wow.

[01:27:23] Dude how there it is there it is it's never enough power unless

[01:27:37] Come on dude one contact one contact oh my god

[01:27:58] Brother why are you slicing? Oh

[01:28:07] Holy shit, man.

[01:28:20] I don't think that's enough power.

[01:28:25] I hate my microphone.

[01:28:30] Oh wait, it's red.

[01:28:33] What?

[01:28:35] Okay, I don't know why this shit is flying all the way over there now

[01:28:47] That's it there it is

[01:29:05] Finish in the bunker the sandy thing

[01:29:10] Excuse me. Okay. I just got a like a pop shot it. I just need to hit it on a straight

[01:29:19] Okay pretty straightforward

[01:29:28] Na na na na

[01:29:30] Na na na na

[01:29:32] Oh, the hook at the end.

[01:29:37] Alright, not that much power.

[01:29:44] Oh!

[01:29:48] Maybe?

[01:29:53] Yo, that's actually disgusting.

[01:29:59] that's disgusting there it is boys there it is

[01:30:16] huh

[01:30:19] Yeah, what touch the green what do you mean just like just like a small hit

[01:30:31] That's it what's the catch

[01:30:43] What

[01:30:49] Maybe.

[01:30:54] Ah, nope.

[01:30:59] Shit!

[01:31:04] Shit!

[01:31:09] Shit!

[01:31:14] Nope, I need more power for this hit that's not enough I think this is where the power

[01:31:30] power lies rule. Ah there it is. It was like an 80% power. Oh! Are you? Really? The in-between

[01:31:46] dude samurai stance I'm gonna cut down my foe

[01:32:02] how he doesn't really matter that was bad

[01:32:09] Oh, that was too much as well, bro.

[01:32:13] This should be the easiest, most basic one.

[01:32:25] Maybe?

[01:32:26] Maybe?

[01:32:27] I just need to touch it though, right?

[01:32:33] Looks good.

[01:32:37] Did you know I can control the weather?

[01:32:40] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[01:32:47] 30 miles per hour to the right

[01:32:51] Alright yeah, you're not gonna beat me here dude

[01:32:54] I know I'm just gonna go opposite of the wind, bro

[01:33:02] Yo, 30 miles per hour my ass, bro

[01:33:05] That didn't do shit

[01:33:07] That didn't move shit.

[01:33:20] Whoops.

[01:33:23] Whoa, whoa. Turned all the way over there.

[01:33:29] Okay.

[01:33:37] It's not enough. I need I need more power. That's not enough either

[01:33:52] Too much of a hook oh too much too much

[01:34:00] Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe

[01:34:07] Oh, let's take it

[01:34:17] Hit this secret hidden gong this one is actually hidden you might have to walk around to find it

[01:34:28] Wait really

[01:34:31] Is it is it on the property or like further in the golf course

[01:34:37] Where the fuck is the gang man?

[01:34:46] Wait, I think I saw it.

[01:34:52] No, I didn't.

[01:34:54] Gang man!

[01:34:58] No.

[01:35:01] Dude, are you serious?

[01:35:07] Are you serious right now?

[01:35:21] You have to stand on the tee!

[01:35:37] Almost.

[01:35:39] Pu-pu-pe-pu-pu-peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[01:35:52] Odd friends, there's no need to listen to the non-believers.

[01:35:55] This will be completed.

[01:35:57] Alright, there's no need to call upon the Vaudeviers to forward.

[01:36:03] That hurts honestly that fucking hurts

[01:36:21] Impressive

[01:36:28] Did how bro

[01:36:33] Oh

[01:36:45] Dude, you know what

[01:36:48] The degree of...

[01:37:12] Such a small power change.

[01:37:33] Brother, how are you going there?

[01:37:42] There it is, okay.

[01:37:52] Dude, what?

[01:37:57] Yo, it's the same speed.

[01:38:15] Oh my god.

[01:38:20] That was actually almost it too.

[01:38:27] Bro it's always so close there I can't I can't the fade oh the fade did it

[01:38:57] There it is, there it is! Oh my god! Dude, it didn't even hit the gong, but whatever, we'll take it.

[01:39:19] Shallot the game, let the game be the one to decide these things.

[01:39:27] Let the video game do it.

[01:39:34] Looks like you're ready for the next step, come on into the pro shop.

[01:39:37] Oh shit man, I'm...

[01:39:39] Yo.

[01:39:40] I passed.

[01:39:41] 172?

[01:39:42] Hunting or money to buy the putter, what happened to all your bunnies?

[01:39:57] Can you really go into debt for this?

[01:40:01] It's the perfect time to introduce bounties.

[01:40:03] Bounties are scattered around the course

[01:40:05] and are the way to earn cash,

[01:40:06] which you need to get back your card to escape,

[01:40:10] cop, leave.

[01:40:11] Some are easy, some are almost impossible,

[01:40:13] some will unlock as you complete other bounties,

[01:40:14] you have the freedom to do it however you want,

[01:40:16] now I just have to make them appear.

[01:40:22] Oh yeah, I can't buy that.

[01:40:25] Okay, let's move.

[01:40:27] I just walk around. What is this one? Consistency, manageable. $125. Touch the fairway three times

[01:40:40] in a row. Be careful with your resets. Chat, what's the fairway? I have to do a triple

[01:40:53] tap. The light green, like the closer light green, like that one, the close light green.

[01:41:08] Green before the red flag. I have to hit it three times. I can do that. I'll hit it four

[01:41:21] times. How about four times? Make it four. Okay, you know what? Uh, the ball. One. Alright,

[01:41:44] Yeah, good thing these are unlimited.

[01:41:51] Alright, we're gonna need more power here.

[01:41:56] Okay, we're gonna need a lot more than just power here.

[01:42:00] How am I thinning this right now?

[01:42:02] It's impressive.

[01:42:10] Any part are just the light green.

[01:42:12] Just the lycra in three times, $125.

[01:42:20] Here we go.

[01:42:24] Okay.

[01:42:28] One.

[01:42:36] Two.

[01:42:38] Oh shit, maybe!

[01:42:42] two

[01:42:49] Breathe

[01:42:54] Are you fucking kidding

[01:43:00] Who put the patio there

[01:43:12] Okay, man.

[01:43:19] All right, let's see.

[01:43:26] Any advice for the VOD viewers?

[01:43:27] You know what?

[01:43:28] Bring a snackie, all right, and get a nice blankie, all right?

[01:43:31] That's what I fucking advise you to do.

[01:43:34] Okay.

[01:43:35] Oh my god, the dog bark dude, it messed me up.

[01:43:51] Yo is it extra windy all of a sudden?

[01:43:53] Do they have a fan blowing here?

[01:43:57] Okay one.

[01:43:58] Oh that's not it, that's not, that's it, sure, two.

[01:44:05] and we're done and and we're... no!

[01:44:16] Don't do this, don't do this, stop.

[01:44:28] And we're done.

[01:44:31] Oh my god! I thinned it at the end. Wait if I, does it do it fast? Like okay if I hit this

[01:44:49] and then spacebar, oh it just skips it like it's like you failed. You have to actually

[01:44:53] watch the touch. Okay. God damn it. Okay. Yeah, this should

[01:45:07] This should be easy as fuck, maaaaan.

[01:45:20] Oh, that's not doing it.

[01:45:21] It's going in the little, not going in the water.

[01:45:25] All right, here we go.

[01:45:26] Yeah, this is basic.

[01:45:29] Why is the third one always so difficult?

[01:45:31] I swear it gets extra windy.

[01:45:35] The contractee knows.

[01:45:37] Maybe? There it is.

[01:45:44] Yo!

[01:45:50] Crosswind 200. Finish within 8 yards of the flag.

[01:46:06] Yes, this is hard, especially seeing as someone made it so windy.

[01:46:11] It can't be that hard.

[01:46:12] 200 dollars!

[01:46:14] 200 dollars!

[01:46:19] 200 dollars!

[01:46:24] Okay, what?

[01:46:36] I

[01:46:41] Was believed believe in me who believes in you

[01:46:50] Yo nice fucking 40 mile power shit that didn't fucking move anything that moved nothing I overestimated the power

[01:47:06] oh oh oh brother come on man

[01:47:24] Yo

[01:47:37] Let's go get that putter boys

[01:47:49] Nice

[01:47:54] It's real.

[01:48:05] I like how a robot owns this golf club.

[01:48:12] All right, how's putting?

[01:48:18] What the hell is this?

[01:48:20] Football in three different holes, power control is critical.

[01:48:24] Okay, okay.

[01:48:31] Goddamn, I nuked it bro.

[01:48:43] Chill, brother.

[01:48:46] Chill, brother.

[01:48:50] Oh, yeah, by the way, putter, by the way, holy moly, putter, by the way, I thought an auto switched it.

[01:48:59] Dude, my bad.

[01:49:00] Oh, wait, the putter's so much easier.

[01:49:07] That's sash.

[01:49:12] You know what man, if the game was to not get it in the hole, I would have won that.

[01:49:26] Because I'm impressed.

[01:49:27] What happened to that one game?

[01:49:34] Super whatever the hell, that was actually pretty good when it came out.

[01:49:37] Do they still patch that game?

[01:49:39] They probably did.

[01:49:40] Super BattleGolf.

[01:49:41] That was actually a solid ass game

[01:49:56] Three different holes easy

[01:50:03] Yeah, that was in

[01:50:11] Come on, brother. Come on, my brother. Come on, my brother. Come on, come on. Put that

[01:50:21] shit. Put that shit. It's definitely power control. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Yo, how is this

[01:50:39] I'm always off by like the smallest amount

[01:50:48] I don't know about that

[01:50:52] Shit

[01:50:59] Okay, this is disgusting this is fucking disgusting now

[01:51:02] Okay. Sure, I should probably fix the angle. I was just rage hitting it. Okay.

[01:51:32] Oh, hey, come on

[01:51:46] Dude, I don't mean to do that

[01:51:55] Thank you, dude, thank you

[01:52:02] one tap it should have been it should have been a one tap

[01:52:16] I'll take the two-tap, but I'll take the two-tap.

[01:52:27] The real green?

[01:52:30] Oh wait, it says locked.

[01:52:44] the real sink this short putt the surface here is not flat so it could be a bit tougher

[01:52:52] all right boys we're gonna sink this in the next game it oh shit new animation unlocked

[01:53:00] One tap.

[01:53:19] One tap.

[01:53:20] Almost, almost.

[01:53:21] Oh, whoops.

[01:53:22] Or not.

[01:53:23] Almost, almost, oh, whoops, or not.

[01:53:31] There it is.

[01:53:34] Feels good.

[01:53:38] That was a whoops right there.

[01:53:46] A very long tough putt.

[01:53:48] Fine, we'll do one more.

[01:53:51] Is this the same?

[01:53:52] Am I trying to-

[01:54:02] This one will probably take 15 minutes

[01:54:10] I'm assuming I'm trying to go in for the same one

[01:54:22] All right, near the end it starts turning.

[01:54:38] Come on, brother.

[01:54:42] Come on, man.

[01:54:48] Come on man!

[01:54:58] Come on man!

[01:55:03] Wow!

[01:55:04] Dude, how man?

[01:55:09] Oh, I'm off angle.

[01:55:14] There we go.

[01:55:17] Yeah, good thing though, count how many par it takes.

[01:55:26] Pretty cool game, pretty cool game.

[01:55:28] Next game though, pretty cool game, honestly, that was cool man.

[01:55:33] The next game.

[01:55:47] As we continue is known as Holy Moly.

[01:56:10] A game long ago.

[01:56:15] That was very popular.

[01:56:16] And I don't know if this is the first iteration

[01:56:18] of the stream release, but...

[01:56:23] Let's see what we got going on, man.

[01:56:26] The OG.

[01:56:40] Wow.

[01:56:45] Happy Wheels.

[01:56:52] Wow.

[01:56:56] Jess, some of you motherfuckers, probably.

[01:57:00] I never, I never got into any YouTuber that played this game.

[01:57:04] I saw it in passing.

[01:57:06] YouTuber that played this game. I saw it in passing.

[01:57:11] I, you know what? I will say I wasn't, I watched some YouTubers growing up for sure.

[01:57:17] I will say I was never a commenter on the YouTube.

[01:57:21] I wasn't like, oh my God, Mr.

[01:57:23] Mr. YouTuber, I'm going to like and subscribe.

[01:57:27] Oh, I will say, I will say.

[01:57:33] I will say.

[01:57:36] Hey, yeah, what I bet some of them are crazy about this. Oh

[01:57:41] You're so cool

[01:57:43] YouTube comments are just bots

[01:57:47] You'd be surprised

[01:57:49] Hey, I was what we doing player count. Oh people made new ones

[01:57:58] Where we going so they don't have the old ones or wait a minute

[01:58:03] What? It doesn't have unless it draws from the old ones. Play count any time. Oh, it

[01:58:16] it does. It does. It is the old. There it is. There it is. Some of these are crazy, man.

[01:58:26] I'm going to start with BMX part 2.

[01:58:30] Created in 2010.

[01:58:40] Yo, who even made this game?

[01:58:42] Okay.

[01:59:06] Oh, it was that other noise.

[01:59:07] Alright, here we go.

[01:59:08] Oh my god!

[01:59:10] Wait, do you need to bring the kid? Uh oh. I might be able to win this still. What

[01:59:18] even is my motive? What am I trying to do? Oh my god! I don't think you need the

[01:59:27] light to survive. Okay, well you need the head to survive. I was almost there. I was

[01:59:34] almost there. Yeah, this game needs music to what the hell, dude. It's not hard to restart.

[01:59:53] True, true. Yeah, that noise is horrible. I don't know if that's gonna work, maybe.

[02:00:15] How is R not restart?

[02:00:27] Oh my god

[02:00:32] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we got this Billy we got this Billy

[02:00:41] We're getting home

[02:00:43] just stick with me wait wait did I beat it dude that was such a good attempt

[02:01:13] All right Billy here we go. Oh my god, wait

[02:01:29] Here we go, oh my god, I you know what I lose all my speed

[02:01:35] Come on come on come on

[02:01:37] Here we go. Here we go. Come on! Big money, big money! Oh my god! My feet! Oh my god!

[02:01:50] What do you even do there? Oh my god! I can't follow you, pastor! Oh god! Oh! Okay, okay,

[02:02:00] Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. First try.

[02:02:23] Car thief? What happened here?

[02:02:28] Oh my god.

[02:02:34] Okay, what the hell?

[02:02:38] What the heck?

[02:02:43] What the f-

[02:02:50] Where even am I?

[02:02:53] What the hell eee?

[02:02:59] Oh my god.

[02:03:03] Okay, here we go.

[02:03:09] What the hell eee?

[02:03:15] Hey!

[02:03:21] Dude, I literally won't pass them.

[02:03:32] Grunt, shan, they took the grunt!

[02:03:39] Shit!

[02:03:41] Dude, I was owning it.

[02:03:48] Stop, bro.

[02:03:50] stop whoa wait oh what the heck hey no my leg stop what did you even steal was

[02:04:10] Is this my car?

[02:04:12] I don't know if this is my car or not.

[02:04:14] This is awkward now.

[02:04:24] We're going to the finish line.

[02:04:33] You know what? We're gonna pass him.

[02:04:35] Brace me.

[02:04:36] Brace me!

[02:04:40] Whoa! I bet you regret what you did now, huh?

[02:05:04] Get ready? Get ready? Space X?

[02:05:08] okay there it is there it is oh my god the finish line what where's the finish

[02:05:28] line

[02:05:38] Oh, hey, ship changes the trajectory.

[02:06:04] Oh my god! Alright, yeah, hold on. We're gonna fly back. I don't think there's a leaderboard.

[02:06:17] I don't think there's a leaderboard. There it is, man. There it is. Now no one gets the

[02:06:26] car. Oh there is for who can who can beat it the fastest?

[02:06:42] Oh my god grandson! Where's the litterboard?

[02:06:56] lies this one is the most popular

[02:07:09] okay

[02:07:26] Dude, how are you doing this?

[02:07:37] Oh my god, I'm still alive!

[02:07:45] Yo, this is winnable!

[02:07:49] I have a pull!

[02:07:51] Oh wait, it's in its finish.

[02:07:58] Oh, okay.

[02:08:02] Almost.

[02:08:07] Ah!

[02:08:12] Dude, somehow you were able to get past this.

[02:08:17] I got lucky

[02:08:22] Oh no!

[02:08:24] Maybe, maybe, maybe!

[02:08:31] Oh my god

[02:08:38] Oh, god!

[02:08:43] Alright, come on, come on, come on!

[02:08:47] Maybe, maybe!

[02:08:55] Holy shit!

[02:09:06] Oh!

[02:09:10] Fuck yeah, nothing at a speed boost.

[02:09:17] I

[02:09:30] Did

[02:09:47] Maybe, maybe, I'm still driving, I'm still driving, I'm still driving!

[02:09:57] Dude, I almost finished it, come on!

[02:10:07] Dude, that thing is so brutal.

[02:10:13] One of all. One of all. Oh no, I don't think so. I don't think so. Wait. Oh, I did. Oh.

[02:10:31] Wow, that was like a calculated landing spot.

[02:10:45] Apparently, that's my heart.

[02:10:50] That's what the camera follows.

[02:10:53] one part we finally found it. Okay, I had no speed. You get a little speed boost or

[02:11:05] the the combiner like pushes you and accelerates you forward like that. It's a

[02:11:17] Hello, RNG!

[02:11:19] Oh

[02:11:45] Yeah, I don't know about this one

[02:11:49] Yeah, this game came out before streamer slop was actually a term and before there were

[02:12:05] streamers.

[02:12:06] This is more like YouTuber early days when literally, Dom the age of streamers.

[02:12:19] Yeah, this game was like YouTube Prime, when Twitch wasn't even a thing, live streaming

[02:12:24] wasn't even a thing, when people have consumed all video game stuff on YouTube.

[02:12:35] I think it even freedates me.

[02:12:38] Even before Justin TV, many people have been knew about that.

[02:12:46] This game was just way too popular. It is like New Grounds, but there is something about it

[02:12:50] that is very popular amongst YouTube audiences, gaming audiences.

[02:12:58] Yo, how do you beat this one?

[02:13:09] Oh my God!

[02:13:11] Wait, what if that hits the finish line?

[02:13:16] Oh, are the back wheels actually faster?

[02:13:29] Oh my god.

[02:13:40] Who is pointy play? Who's pointy play?

[02:13:47] You know, you say that jokingly, but I feel like he's kind of like...

[02:13:54] Yeah, no one knows. You guys know, but you guys also grew up in it.

[02:14:02] In it?

[02:14:05] All right, next level I'm bad at this one.

[02:14:25] Speed bridge.

[02:14:26] Okay, Billy, hold on to me just like we practiced.

[02:14:32] Here we go.

[02:14:33] You said you wanted to go biking? Here we go.

[02:14:36] All right, here we go.

[02:14:39] We're gonna go biking. Here we go.

[02:14:42] All right, I've never been down this path.

[02:14:47] Ah!

[02:14:49] The bike's gonna fall apart.

[02:14:51] Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[02:14:53] Whoa! Wait, one tap.

[02:14:56] Yo, what the hell?

[02:15:02] Everybody's survived.

[02:15:08] Damn.

[02:15:13] Try Pokemon level.

[02:15:27] What the hell is this, man?

[02:15:35] I choose you.

[02:15:40] Okay, here we go, here we go, god damn it man.

[02:16:07] I know Bulbasaur.

[02:16:09] Shit.

[02:16:11] I don't even know how I ended up in a Pokeball.

[02:16:14] Whoa, that should be a spin-off.

[02:16:17] Coming. This sees this fall.

[02:16:21] What if...

[02:16:23] And it's about somebody stuck in a Pokeball and they finally escape.

[02:16:30] I don't know.

[02:16:37] What the hell is this?

[02:16:52] How dare you?

[02:16:54] Get out of my room!

[02:16:56] Get out of my goddamn Pokemon room!

[02:17:02] Get the hell out of here!

[02:17:04] Hey!

[02:17:05] I'm talking to you. Hey! The Pokemon battle you piece of shit! Oh my god!

[02:17:23] How did I survive that?

[02:17:27] Okay, this guy just chooses to hop when he wants to, I don't... he like refuses.

[02:17:42] Beef?

[02:17:49] Yo!

[02:17:50] Ah!

[02:17:51] Who the hell is Beefcake?

[02:17:53] Oh yeah, Spacebar is the way.

[02:17:56] Oh no.

[02:17:57] I don't even know what spacebar is.

[02:18:00] I don't even know what spacebar is.

[02:18:03] Oh no.

[02:18:04] Oh no.

[02:18:05] Oh no.

[02:18:06] Oh no.

[02:18:07] Oh no.

[02:18:08] Oh no.

[02:18:09] Oh no.

[02:18:10] Oh no.

[02:18:11] Oh no.

[02:18:12] Oh no.

[02:18:13] Oh no.

[02:18:14] Oh no.

[02:18:15] Oh no.

[02:18:16] Oh no.

[02:18:17] I don't get it. That's like, yeah.

[02:18:24] He's a Twitch streamer? Oh.

[02:18:32] Yeah, I shoulda went on the bike. This Pogo shit is fucking terrible.

[02:18:41] Pick up! We made it again Pikachu!

[02:18:44] I asked his brother, bash, bash, catch him.

[02:19:06] He always wanted to be a Pokemon master.

[02:19:10] But after a fatal Pokemon battle, he decided that he was going to step away from being

[02:19:17] a Pokemon master.

[02:19:19] But now it's 2026 and we got to milk the damn fucking franchise more, so guess what?

[02:19:24] He has his own show.

[02:19:25] Alright, what was I supposed to do here?

[02:19:29] Yeah!

[02:19:30] Yeah!

[02:19:31] Oh my god!

[02:19:32] Oh my god!

[02:19:33] Oh my god!

[02:19:34] Oh my god!

[02:19:35] OH MY GOD!

[02:19:37] OH MY GOD!

[02:19:39] OH MY GOD! OKAY!

[02:19:51] Yo, fuck this guy dude.

[02:19:55] At least this guy on the scooter just like moves.

[02:20:05] Come on in, in, in, in!

[02:20:09] Whoa!

[02:20:10] Watch where you're going with that!

[02:20:13] Excuse me!

[02:20:15] And excuse me!

[02:20:18] I don't need that hat.

[02:20:21] Yeah, alright!

[02:20:23] See you in the park!

[02:20:26] If something tells me this is gonna hurt!

[02:20:32] Self-destruction.

[02:20:34] Oh my god

[02:20:52] Final showdown

[02:21:00] Psychic oh god go this way

[02:21:04] I'm still alive. I'm still alive. These legs don't work. God damn it. The legs don't work.

[02:21:15] Come on!

[02:21:20] Theme! Come on!

[02:21:23] I'm shimmying. Don't end here. Please. Let me get to the end. I'm not gonna do this level again.

[02:21:37] Oh my segue go back

[02:21:48] God damn it

[02:21:51] Am I moving oh yes momentum shift weight shift weight shift weight shift

[02:22:04] No

[02:22:07] Yes.

[02:22:12] Ro, bro, ro, I'm a biking. I'm a biking. Ro. Ro.

[02:22:37] No, all right, it's not happening boys

[02:22:49] Ultimate payback haunted mansion

[02:22:54] Obstacle course

[02:22:58] True bro Santa is happening bro Santa soon

[02:23:05] How about her

[02:23:07] What the fuck?

[02:23:14] Whoa!

[02:23:17] Whoa!

[02:23:19] Yo!

[02:23:21] Yo!

[02:23:23] And we made it.

[02:23:28] What do we have here?

[02:23:32] What the fuck?

[02:23:39] Oh god.

[02:23:48] One more time.

[02:23:50] And one more.

[02:23:52] And we got it, thank you.

[02:23:59] Very nice.

[02:24:00] Oh my god!

[02:24:01] Oh my god!

[02:24:09] Alright, goddamn commute.

[02:24:13] At least I got my mail.

[02:24:17] Oh god.

[02:24:20] Very nice.

[02:24:22] Oh no!

[02:24:25] Oh yeah!

[02:24:27] Oh, come on, brother.

[02:24:32] This is like trials.

[02:24:35] What are we doing?

[02:24:48] I

[02:25:07] Haunted mansion

[02:25:11] Haunted mansion to

[02:25:14] Please play with me. I only want a friend

[02:25:18] Oh my god.

[02:25:21] What?

[02:25:23] I think I'm gonna jump over him.

[02:25:28] Excuse me.

[02:25:35] This seems haunted.

[02:25:44] Okay.

[02:25:48] Continue forward? Uh-oh. Wine cellar. What is this stench?

[02:26:00] Oh my.

[02:26:10] Oh my god, Gary Gossy kills!

[02:26:17] No, I can't die here.

[02:26:26] Oh my god.

[02:26:29] Oh my god, I'm still alive!

[02:26:34] Holy shit, I'm still alive!

[02:26:37] Let's see what I can make it through here!

[02:26:43] Come on, you foul beast!

[02:26:55] There it is, there it is.

[02:26:58] I need to survive.

[02:27:03] Whoa.

[02:27:06] I'm trying to leave!

[02:27:19] I'll make it, I'll make it out.

[02:27:23] Nice.

[02:27:25] Good map.

[02:27:27] Player count from a hundred million to seventeen million, wow.

[02:27:48] Hey, turn.

[02:27:58] What the hell is going on out here, Billy?

[02:28:02] I'm trying to sleep. What?

[02:28:04] Oh, shit!

[02:28:07] Oh, shit!

[02:28:18] Wait, are you actually supposed to fall all the way down here?

[02:28:23] Oh, damn boy, I'm gonna come over here, I'm gonna come over here!

[02:28:30] Hello, neighbor!

[02:28:35] I think I am supposed to...

[02:28:43] I know exactly how to do this with grace.

[02:28:47] Let me show you how we did it back in the day, Billy.

[02:28:55] Kids nowadays don't know how to do shit.

[02:28:59] Let me show you how we did it when we were younger.

[02:29:02] Let me show you.

[02:29:05] Alrighty. Get ready.

[02:29:10] here I go oh shit okay wait

[02:29:27] Damn! I'll interrupt my arm! Wait, what? Are we supposed to land on the...

[02:29:49] Wait, there's...

[02:29:51] Ahhhh!

[02:29:54] I get blocked by the umbrella?

[02:29:56] Oh my god, all right.

[02:30:22] Space X!

[02:30:29] Space X!

[02:30:36] I need center mass!

[02:30:43] I need center mass

[02:31:13] I made it. Oh my god, yo, it didn't say I finished.

[02:31:20] Alright Billy, what last time are you here with my new invention?

[02:31:29] Wait.

[02:31:33] And here we go.

[02:31:43] Oh boy, I am here.

[02:32:08] Oh

[02:32:28] Oh, yeah, I don't think is there not a finish here

[02:32:31] Oh, there's no finish you're not supposed to fall there

[02:33:01] Yeah, is this my own replay?

[02:33:08] Damn, I was impressed.

[02:33:10] I thought it was somebody else's.

[02:33:11] Damn, I was like, hold on, bro, who's this player?

[02:33:19] Okay, buddy, Mr. 147,000 views.

[02:33:27] What the fuck outta here?

[02:33:30] unnecessary

[02:33:39] What even is this?

[02:33:46] Wow, oh my god, why does it have a hundred forty three thousand?

[02:33:54] What is he even trying to control?

[02:34:03] I don't get it.

[02:34:11] Not English!

[02:34:13] Hold on, what is the most popular on Combine?

[02:34:18] Oh, and a man.

[02:34:23] You can go by raiding.

[02:34:30] True.

[02:34:33] Wait.

[02:34:36] Alright, this guy abandoned everything.

[02:34:43] Okay.

[02:34:45] This guy abandoned everything.

[02:34:50] Okay.

[02:34:51] Yeah, this is... oh wait, rating refresh.

[02:35:07] Yeah, the rating is dumb though.

[02:35:10] Cuz it's only like the amount of votes

[02:35:18] Only show accurate replays

[02:35:23] Yeah, I'd rather go completion time

[02:35:25] What?

[02:35:42] How is that completion time?

[02:35:44] Is that just like overall?

[02:35:46] How did he complete it though?

[02:36:05] No way the heart makes it.

[02:36:06] What dude?

[02:36:07] These are the most random ass.

[02:36:09] Oh, maybe the physics got updated?

[02:36:15] Renaissance Ravager

[02:36:39] Renaissance Fair

[02:36:45] Hold on, I need to use yours, little bouncy pad.

[02:36:52] Oh god.

[02:36:54] Hold on.

[02:36:57] Now no one needs a ticket.

[02:37:02] Yo, fuck this haystack.

[02:37:10] Oh my god!

[02:37:22] I'm sorry, I'm just looking for a parking spot, I didn't mean to do that!

[02:37:32] Oh my god!

[02:37:34] You're saying you're sa- oh my god!

[02:37:37] That was just a prop!

[02:37:39] sorry all right an elevator oh that was not an elevator I apologize good sir

[02:37:51] live action battle oh I deserve this

[02:37:59] something tells me I was supposed to go in the catapult

[02:38:09] Oh

[02:38:11] It's okay annual jousting. Oh god. I

[02:38:18] Don't need these legs

[02:38:22] They always had me back

[02:38:28] Oh god, okay, apparently

[02:38:33] No

[02:38:35] nooooooooooooooooo!!

[02:38:41] gonna rock this level

[02:38:47] beep boop

[02:38:48] beep boop

[02:38:49] wipe out

[02:38:57] wipe out

[02:39:01] we can win the sun

[02:39:03] you and me sun

[02:39:05] Father, son bonding, we can win this.

[02:39:09] Come on.

[02:39:13] We just gotta move through the balloons.

[02:39:17] And oh, oh, oh, oh, God!

[02:39:25] It's all right, grab. Okay.

[02:39:29] I don't know how you're supposed to grab that.

[02:39:35] I

[02:39:49] All right play 10 levels

[02:39:57] Rope Swing King

[02:39:59] I need to do something, hold on.

[02:42:29] Yeah, no way! Is this like the AFK screen? It's just a flashbang? I think that was the

[02:42:54] longest flashbang you guys have ever been exposed to on the stream. Wow.

[02:42:59] All right, what? Oh, no, you fell? Oh.

[02:43:08] Next game as we continue.

[02:43:15] We got another brand new release here.

[02:43:19] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, world premiere.

[02:43:23] We are jumping to another one people known as known as

[02:43:38] another one known as

[02:43:44] language, engine preference, slow roads,

[02:44:04] What the fuck is a mile?

[02:44:08] What the fuck is mile?

[02:44:12] I don't know this.

[02:44:16] Auto? What is auto?

[02:44:20] It's random.

[02:44:24] Alright, we gotta go on an ebrede.

[02:44:28] We gotta ebrede.

[02:44:32] We'll be getting a bit of that.

[02:44:37] Stereocyst, show interior hood.

[02:44:42] Hills Peak District, UK, California.

[02:44:48] Oh, this is clean.

[02:44:49] Oh, that's sick.

[02:44:50] Solar system.

[02:44:51] Peak.

[02:44:52] The slow roads are those you take when the

[02:45:01] the journey matters more than the destination.

[02:45:10] Your config dashboard is down here.

[02:45:24] Just drive.

[02:45:28] Whoa.

[02:45:31] Wait, how do you first person?

[02:45:58] With the Q&E you can switch.

[02:46:05] That's a get off the auto drive.

[02:46:18] You may leave the road if you wish, but while off-road the world will stop loading and you may experience glitches.

[02:46:25] I look like there was a first person.

[02:46:37] Oh.

[02:46:42] Oh.

[02:46:59] The game is called Slow Rides.

[02:47:02] Oh yeah, if I said it's an auto drive, I can't correct a 100 mile per hour turn.

[02:47:09] Yikes.

[02:47:12] I can correct an 80 mile per hour turn if I can get it. Oh yeah, it's actually pretty good.

[02:47:22] Yeah, how do I turn it?

[02:47:28] What the fuck, huh?

[02:47:30] I like how they link it to the trucker radios on Euro Truck, that's kind of funny.

[02:47:54] Why not? Why not?

[02:48:24] you

[02:48:54] you

[02:49:24] you

[02:49:54] you

[02:50:24] you

[02:50:54] Whoa, this game is actually a lot more detailed.

[02:51:24] that's kind of sick. All right, there's another wheel, it's low.

[02:51:54] No way, you can zoom all the way out.

[02:52:03] Yeah, this game is actually pretty sick.

[02:52:21] Those games actually pretty sick.

[02:52:25] I know it's kind of just like a little driving game,

[02:52:29] but it's like deeper than it is.

[02:52:47] Try the bike.

[02:52:49] Yeah, how's the bike?

[02:52:51] I

[02:53:04] Wait

[02:53:06] We're going to try this tomorrow.

[02:53:32] It's going to be the Robo-Bedge, it's a motorcycle like this but you play in it so you can go to sleep and it drives you to the location you want to go to.

[02:54:02] Ah

[02:54:11] Do the bus

[02:54:17] We got a bus a winter bus

[02:54:19] Oh, this is nice.

[02:54:29] Okay, okay, we can try Cali.

[02:54:46] They make this game, it's like a wallpaper, so it's like always moving.

[02:55:16] We're going to California.

[02:55:23] Oh shit.

[02:55:32] I'm a good b***h!

[02:55:54] GTA 7

[02:55:57] Getting out of the water!

[02:55:59] I will drive.

[02:56:02] I did a pop over the guard rail

[02:56:09] We're swimming

[02:56:14] This is not intended

[02:56:32] We use a regular car.

[02:56:39] Oh my god, this thing is like rear wheel drive.

[02:56:55] GTA 6 on the lower settings.

[02:57:05] Yeah, I think it's just a, like, just drive.

[02:57:20] It's just like a well-made game.

[02:57:24] the point of it just to be a video game

[02:57:37] it's just a game boys

[02:57:41] Plot gaming? You think it's AI coded, is it? Let me check.

[02:57:53] What's it called? Slow roads.

[02:58:04] Isn't there usually like a big displaymer saying it is?

[02:58:07] Or uses AI?

[02:58:27] Human made over five years.

[02:58:33] No AI has been used and will never be the labor of love since 2021.

[02:58:41] Oh, sorry.

[02:58:53] Should use AI, I don't think so.

[02:59:11] That's a cool game though.

[02:59:23] Every programmer uses AI, but he doesn't, sure.

[02:59:28] I think that's a stupid take, bro.

[02:59:29] I don't think so.

[02:59:30] I think a lot of people still are old school about it,

[02:59:33] especially if you've been doing it for five years.

[02:59:42] I think what's dumb is now needing

[02:59:45] to justify to dumbasses that you didn't use AI.

[02:59:53] And people will still doubt you.

[02:59:57] I think that's more of the, uh, potato-ness.

[03:00:20] That was a cool concept of the game.

[03:00:23] It totally, it totally, you can shut the UI off and it could just be like a wallpaper.

[03:00:34] The visuals are nice in the game.

[03:00:38] Like the textures of, like are wicked nice.

[03:00:43] No, it looks like it creates a seed, so it generates a procedural map that it loops.

[03:00:56] No, you can link people to seed of your map.

[03:01:04] It's infinite, but it generates a new one every time.

[03:01:08] So there's some cool shit.

[03:01:09] Wait, it doesn't loop?

[03:01:10] Like I can link someone this level.

[03:01:32] I mean it's a cool game and more just like conceptual, it doesn't need a fucking plot

[03:01:37] on a point.

[03:01:39] more like it let's try to make like a car game it doesn't need to be that deep

[03:01:44] change planet oh yeah there was there was actually where was it solar system

[03:01:55] it's hardly a game dude brother whatever can someone can someone give this guy a

[03:02:03] 100 things to fucking collect so you can shut the fuck up

[03:02:19] The future of us on Mars

[03:02:28] Mars

[03:02:33] Did you know you could request a song when there isn't a presenter live?

[03:02:37] No?

[03:02:38] Well, he raised a no-trip.

[03:02:39] Yeah, this is kind of nice.

[03:02:40] This will be like a simulation on Earth.

[03:02:44] A Mars safari.

[03:02:45] But you're just like in a big, like Disney park ride.

[03:02:51] Oh yeah, I'll be like a safari.

[03:02:57] A Mars safari.

[03:02:59] I've heard it exists.

[03:03:11] Oh man, yeah bro, it's cool though bro, it's actually always cool.

[03:03:17] Alright, it's a cool game, brother. It's a cool game, okay.

[03:03:22] Next game!

[03:03:29] Let's see what we got going on here, boys.

[03:03:50] Next game as we continue, we are jumping to another game.

[03:03:58] Moly Moly. We are jumping to another one known as the video game that is known as

[03:04:28] I

[03:04:30] Need some people for this one

[03:04:35] Wait this one's not even on twitch bro, what this one's not even on twitch

[03:04:45] I'm just gonna go into any volleyball section

[03:04:51] Okay, there's something just called volleyball

[03:04:53] ball. That loaded boys. I think it's like 12 players or something. I don't know. Let's

[03:04:58] see. Sure, bro. Sure. Sure, man. What are we configuring audience video? Borderless unlimited.

[03:05:16] Yes indeed dark theme.

[03:05:21] Interesting menu.

[03:05:25] Randomized.

[03:05:27] Mini mini minibot, get your hand up, everybody, how's it going?

[03:05:31] That's me.

[03:05:34] Mini mini minibot, get your hand up, everybody, how's it going?

[03:05:38] Mini mini minibot, get your hand up, everybody.

[03:05:46] I'm this person body voice wait build hold on let's go this dude fat head shape hair we

[03:06:13] We need insane hair.

[03:06:17] Yeah, where's the fade?

[03:06:21] Where's the fade?

[03:06:25] Accessories?

[03:06:33] What the glasses? Holy shit.

[03:06:37] Uniform?

[03:06:39] Oh, you can change everything.

[03:06:41] Pre-sets? Yeah, I'm not gonna customize all this shit, I don't care.

[03:07:11] Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh, Pheh!

[03:07:25] Sure, man.

[03:07:27] DEMCO, SOFT!

[03:07:30] Oh shit.

[03:07:35] Learned the basics?

[03:07:41] Oh yeah, this actually seems like it's pretty well made.

[03:07:46] What the hell?

[03:07:49] Vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub vub

[03:07:55] 2v2 5v5 chat who's playing this 12 players public your team I don't want any

[03:08:14] bots. Wait, what?

[03:08:26] Home? Oh, maybe when people connect, they'll disappear.

[03:08:32] I'm pretty sure.

[03:08:33] Wait team size 66 7 points best of three all right there we go chat the game is free I

[03:08:50] don't know how 66 I don't think the ball's ever gonna touch the ground I'm pretty sure

[03:08:59] AIC, there's still five bots in here.

[03:09:17] No bots.

[03:09:18] Two, three, three?

[03:09:19] Yeah, well let's try 66.

[03:09:20] Yeah, well let's try 66.

[03:09:30] See what we got here.

[03:09:33] I'm already impressed by the lobby in the menu.

[03:09:37] The game already is, uh, nice there.

[03:09:44] All right, is everybody here nice all right shuffle

[03:10:09] I don't know I shuffled the teams all right all right wow yikes yikes this is

[03:10:27] who's playing none of you did the tutorial did you none of you fucks did

[03:10:33] the tutorial same okay wait wait wait I figured it out I figured it out where's

[03:10:44] the ball who has the ball all right here we go here we go

[03:10:54] I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm pretty sure 6v6, like three of us can AFK and just like

[03:11:06] I'm playing the sand.

[03:11:11] I'm pretty sure.

[03:11:16] Yeah.

[03:11:23] Service ace.

[03:11:28] Yeah, can I go swim? No.

[03:11:33] Yeah, you guys suck.

[03:11:36] My boy easy

[03:11:43] You can actually hold your dive it looks like you're about to take a ship and you can't oh wait you can hold your dive and move

[03:11:51] Yeah, easy. Oh shit, I'm going! Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, how do you do this?

[03:12:09] Shit. Oh my fucking god.

[03:12:21] I think you got a left click it. I think you got a left click it in the sky once you toss it up

[03:12:31] Yep, yep, ow

[03:12:37] Well the camera keeps changing

[03:12:39] I like how this is the collective fail of everybody getting sucking ass.

[03:12:53] Oh, there we go.

[03:12:56] What happened?

[03:12:59] Oh, wow.

[03:13:01] Alright, alright.

[03:13:03] What happened here?

[03:13:06] What happened here?

[03:13:09] Wow, we all just tackled each other.

[03:13:11] Everyone just tackled each other.

[03:13:17] I got it.

[03:13:18] I got it.

[03:13:20] Nice.

[03:13:24] Twelve people, zero tutorial.

[03:13:28] I got it, I got it!

[03:13:32] Yo, are you serious?

[03:13:36] I gotta say this might be the best volleyball game on PC though.

[03:13:50] I gotta say, I think it might be.

[03:13:57] Alright boys, we're doing 1v1s.

[03:14:05] this shit we're doing 1v1s all of you all right 1v1 me okay 1v1 best of 1

[03:14:18] first the three points then that you lose if I lose no one gives a fuck here

[03:14:25] we go I don't know if you're all in the same lobby get the fuck out once you lose

[03:14:29] I don't know how to play. Are you guys spectating? Is it actually a full match?

[03:14:39] Wait, oh really? Yeah, this game seems really well made.

[03:14:51] Let's park

[03:14:57] Oh

[03:14:59] All right, here we go. Here we go. I'm ready

[03:15:05] Dude, I don't know I don't know how to do that. Okay, I

[03:15:10] Don't know how there's a left click and a right click and a spacebar

[03:15:17] Hey, y'all, this is it bro one more point

[03:15:21] One more point!

[03:15:28] Matchpoint. Oh, true! Wait, it's matchpoint based.

[03:15:37] Okay, nice. Wow, we fucking suck ass.

[03:15:45] I think I did it?

[03:15:47] Dude, are you kidding me?

[03:15:51] Oh, it didn't matter, it was out anyways.

[03:15:58] Alright, here we go, here we go.

[03:16:06] You know what?

[03:16:07] Maybe you have to hold left click for a power hit.

[03:16:18] oh wait you do you do you do okay okay okay

[03:16:29] are doors are doors bro these are supposed to be fast games you fuck

[03:16:35] He is it. He is it. Figured it out. GG brother. Next. The fuck out of my game. The fuck out

[03:16:48] of my game. Get the fuck out of my game man! There it is. Who's next?

[03:17:05] Wait, no no no no no no, get the fuck out of here, me join.

[03:17:13] I still, I'm not fully sure how I did it still. I like kinda did it.

[03:17:19] I'm not sure how to do...

[03:17:23] Okay, okay.

[03:17:32] What? Oh.

[03:17:35] That's fucking bullshit, bro.

[03:17:48] That's fucking bullshit.

[03:17:52] Yeah, get the fuck out.

[03:18:02] He's cheating.

[03:18:03] Get the fuck out of here.

[03:18:04] Get out of here. Get out of here next. If I hit play again, does it randomize? It doesn't.

[03:18:14] Back to lobby.

[03:18:18] There's this guy.

[03:18:23] What the hell happened there?

[03:18:26] You're gonna do the same thing, dude.

[03:18:38] You're gonna do the same thing.

[03:18:43] Exactly.

[03:18:45] Oh, wait a minute.

[03:18:49] Wow, I just saw an indicator pop up.

[03:18:55] How we already at the deuce

[03:19:11] Yo dude, are you fucking kidding right now? Oh, yeah, maybe this perspective is a little easier

[03:19:22] Get the fuck out of here, bro get the fuck out of here

[03:19:25] Easy get the fuck out of here, bro

[03:19:33] Next next oh, that's how I do it. I can kick somebody by just joining their spot

[03:19:39] Nice nice won't too much power at their math too much power I don't get it I don't get it

[03:20:05] Nice, nice.

[03:20:12] Yo.

[03:20:15] So I get the tutorial.

[03:20:22] Are you kidding?

[03:20:27] And then I launch it?

[03:20:33] I launch it!

[03:20:44] Dude.

[03:20:45] Get the fuck out of here.

[03:20:48] Yo, okay, I'm out of play.

[03:20:51] I'm out of play.

[03:20:55] Is there, is there a power indicator?

[03:20:57] Or is it just all mousing?

[03:21:03] All right, Jesus. Here we go. Wait, it is all mouse-ing? BAM! It looks like there's

[03:21:31] a specific time to actually hit it Jesus are you kidding me bro is your

[03:21:40] keyboard plugged in yeah is your keyboard plugged in brother come on man

[03:21:52] 2v2's?

[03:21:57] We could do 2v2's.

[03:22:02] Are you fucking joking?

[03:22:07] Was that a joke?

[03:22:12] That must have been a joke.

[03:22:17] I've been there, bro. I've been there. I know

[03:22:31] There it is, bro. I know

[03:22:41] All right

[03:22:43] Jesus are you sure about this man? Alright 2v2s. Best of 5.

[03:22:50] Blimple oh my god dude if you suck bro I swear to god.

[03:23:02] Don't fuck this up don't fuck this up.

[03:23:06] What the fuck out of here?

[03:23:21] What the hell, what were you even supposed to do there?

[03:23:29] There it is, there it is, we got this, we got this, here we go.

[03:23:36] Damn bro, look at that shit!

[03:23:42] F**k!

[03:23:46] No one's getting there.

[03:23:52] No one's getting there.

[03:23:57] Lipple!

[03:23:59] What are you doing?

[03:24:03] What are you doing man?

[03:24:22] Come on dude.

[03:24:31] shuffle blame teammate dude he didn't do anything okay here we go wait did I

[03:24:51] actually returned that just wait until I figure this out fully

[03:25:08] Wow

[03:25:13] Oh my fucking god

[03:25:26] There it is all right all right our ball our ball, let me serve let me serve

[03:25:33] Let me serve let me serve

[03:25:37] Get that shit out of here. Get that shit out of here. Get that fucking shit out of there.

[03:25:46] Bro, return it! Nice, nice.

[03:25:55] Get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, you know, you don't think I'm a beautiful- I'm literally

[03:26:06] Go to it Mario tennis. Okay

[03:26:18] What's that? What's that man? Oh

[03:26:34] Dude the come back are you?

[03:26:36] It ain't me, man!

[03:26:39] Yo!

[03:26:42] That wasn't in?

[03:26:43] Okay, dude.

[03:26:44] Yeah, good shit.

[03:26:45] Someone mod this guy.

[03:26:47] Someone mod this guy.

[03:26:49] I actually clutched.

[03:26:53] Shubba-zubba-zubba-zubba-zubba-zubba-zubba-zubba!

[03:27:03] Alright.

[03:27:04] Oh yeah, I think I got to play twice.

[03:27:09] We can't go to a new map, it's a volleyball game.

[03:27:12] You think there's any 8 maps like a new Call of Duty release?

[03:27:15] Maybe a new map.

[03:27:18] There's a beach and a fucking road.

[03:27:22] New map!

[03:27:25] New map!

[03:27:33] I got it.

[03:27:37] Damn!

[03:27:38] Brother, wait!

[03:27:38] Look at that!

[03:27:39] Look at that!

[03:27:39] Okay!

[03:27:44] Easy!

[03:27:45] Shhh!

[03:27:46] Shhh!

[03:27:55] Easy.

[03:27:56] Easy.

[03:27:57] Holy moly.

[03:27:59] Holy moly.

[03:28:01] Dude, you shouldn't have-

[03:28:02] I thought that was gonna go out.

[03:28:10] Are you fucking kidding me, WY?

[03:28:12] Are you serious?

[03:28:17] We don't lose, brother, we don't lose.

[03:28:26] Nice, nice.

[03:28:29] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:28:32] you got this okay nice nice

[03:28:54] easy

[03:29:02] Damn boys, damn the forbidden technique. I still don't know how to play this shit. I still can't fully tell

[03:29:08] I still can't fully tell what the fuck's going on

[03:29:11] on the control scheme

[03:29:24] Like you can jot it up there's timing on when you left click

[03:29:27] Yeah, this fucking guy again? What the hell is going on here?

[03:29:32] Trying to change up the players.

[03:29:36] If you just cross the net and push me.

[03:29:47] push me what's up dude I don't know what that was by the way I don't know nice nice

[03:30:10] Scripted

[03:30:21] Bro, I'm aiming a mile out

[03:30:33] That's crazy we can't lose to this bro, we can't lose to this

[03:30:37] What? She messed up. Get that shit out of there, bro. We're winning this. We're winning this. 3-0. 3-0, Inc.

[03:30:52] I don't know what I just did. I did what he did.

[03:30:57] I don't know what's going on, but keep it up.

[03:31:07] Oh, dang.

[03:31:20] Boys, you gotta figure it out here, guys, all right?

[03:31:29] You gotta figure it out here, boys.

[03:31:34] How about we'll do 3v3?

[03:31:44] Grass Court success.

[03:31:46] We're going to the national arena.

[03:31:53] Let me outplay?

[03:31:54] Oh, true.

[03:31:55] Yo, motherfucker.

[03:31:56] I'm literally...

[03:31:57] I don't know what to tell you.

[03:31:58] Oh, the sound in here is nice.

[03:32:09] All right, boys, we can't lose this.

[03:32:27] Was it the crosser literally in?

[03:32:32] Dude, I get the fuck out of here.

[03:32:39] What the hell just happened dude?

[03:32:45] I left clicked on the spot.

[03:32:49] Oh, that's GG right there.

[03:32:56] Okay.

[03:32:57] I don't even know.

[03:33:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

[03:33:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

[03:33:08] Guys, you need that.

[03:33:09] Oh, wait, hold on.

[03:33:10] Back to lobby.

[03:33:13] Shuffle.

[03:33:15] Shuffle.

[03:33:16] Shuffle.

[03:33:18] Shuffle.

[03:33:21] Shuffle.

[03:33:23] Shuffle.

[03:33:26] All right, are we good here?

[03:33:30] I think we're good here.

[03:33:31] Can I replace one person?

[03:33:52] You're not fine.

[03:33:53] You guys can play.

[03:33:55] Wait.

[03:33:56] There it is.

[03:33:57] there it is fine all six you can play fine let me watch no pressure no pressure

[03:34:14] Oh, maybe. Wow. Wow. I know. That was rough. Winner gets a game.

[03:34:38] What the fuck up? I got shit to do!

[03:34:44] EEEEEEEEASE!

[03:34:48] LIPPOOL!

[03:34:51] Yo, what? He wasn't playing like that when he was on my team!

[03:35:04] Whoa.

[03:35:08] Damn.

[03:35:09] Yeah, you gotta figure it out.

[03:35:24] Wait a minute.

[03:35:25] Wait a minute.

[03:35:30] They might clutch it up here.

[03:35:33] I think you can dive into your teammates and you both get stunned.

[03:35:43] That's what it looked like.

[03:35:44] What happened here?

[03:35:45] Yeah, I think they both jump for it and then you just both hit each other in the sky.

[03:35:56] Nice.

[03:35:58] nice nice that was good brother nice that was one of my guy

[03:36:14] fine you know we're gonna go back to 6v6 so everybody can play there you go we

[03:36:19] We need one guy who's not a bot.

[03:36:22] We need two non-bots.

[03:36:28] And we're going back.

[03:36:29] We're gonna play on the clouds.

[03:36:37] We're up in the sky.

[03:36:45] Yeah, where am I? Oh shit, I was still top. Wow, I thought that when I shuffled it threw

[03:36:57] me onto a team. That's alright. It's okay, feels bad. It's okay. Wait, I'm blind, I am

[03:37:10] I'm playing. Holy shit, I'm playing 5 boys, it's 5v6. Oh my god.

[03:37:17] Oh my god, dude.

[03:37:23] Footfall?

[03:37:32] Okay, okay.

[03:37:34] All right, chill.

[03:37:44] Boys, what are we doing here?

[03:37:50] I did the return.

[03:38:03] I think this is the best camera angle.

[03:38:09] Dude!

[03:38:18] That was trying to bring the ball back to Earth!

[03:38:23] Alright, we're gonna try that again.

[03:38:25] Let's try this again. Now that we know everybody's on the map and playing...

[03:38:28] Wow, that team is doing it.

[03:38:33] Everybody's looking to take a dump together.

[03:38:39] Work on to the beach after this, this level sucks.

[03:38:43] Easy, easy.

[03:38:46] all good all good nice nice nice bring it home boys they're not good at serving

[03:39:12] Nice.

[03:39:19] Wait until the ball comes to my area, then I'll hit it.

[03:39:32] Nothing will get past me.

[03:39:34] Alright boys, easy point.

[03:39:37] there it is boys it's okay it's okay that was not out

[03:40:07] It's all good guys. It's all good. We got this oh

[03:40:19] My god oh

[03:40:24] My god

[03:40:26] Oh, yo, it's my fault!

[03:40:37] Shovel the team, shovel the teams, let's see.

[03:40:39] No, no, no, no, let's see if it was my fault.

[03:40:42] I just did a pen to shuffle.

[03:40:44] Either a pen to shuffle.

[03:40:52] There it is, boys.

[03:41:07] That's who's on your team, the Returner.

[03:41:11] You're welcome.

[03:41:12] I already made it 0-1.

[03:41:13] You're welcome.

[03:41:14] Caused the whole team to fumble.

[03:41:20] Take it from there.

[03:41:25] Yikes.

[03:41:26] Yikes.

[03:41:27] They got an agent working for the enemy team.

[03:41:33] Oh my god.

[03:41:38] It's alright.

[03:41:40] It's okay.

[03:41:41] It's okay.

[03:41:43] I think I got it.

[03:41:49] No, no, no, no, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

[03:42:06] Okay it's not good, it's not, it's not like it's too good.

[03:42:14] fucking guy. What is he? An ex volleyball pro?

[03:42:21] I was the only one who caused a point to be obtained on the team.

[03:42:26] Let the record show!

[03:42:44] All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.

[03:42:51] I got it, I got it.

[03:42:53] All right, what?

[03:42:54] Wait, what the fuck just happened?

[03:42:57] We got a point.

[03:42:58] What happened?

[03:43:01] Ah!

[03:43:06] Oh, did he cross the line?

[03:43:14] Easy. Easy. Not lose again. We're owning.

[03:43:29] This guy was in the war dogs game yesterday who you're welcome boys look at that

[03:43:58] Oh, I don't intervene they win I got this I just got the last point

[03:44:14] Points one

[03:44:19] All right, this is the TI

[03:44:21] Oh wait wait wait wait wait, beach episode.

[03:44:30] This map sucks.

[03:44:33] 11 points.

[03:44:38] 11 points.

[03:44:42] Here we go.

[03:44:46] This is it.

[03:44:47] The TI.

[03:44:48] You better lock in, boys.

[03:44:52] This is for the bragging rights.

[03:44:56] You better lock the damn hell in man.

[03:45:01] Alright, here we go.

[03:45:07] Three sets?

[03:45:08] No, first to eleven.

[03:45:17] that was good though that was good who hit it did I hit it who hit it

[03:45:30] Are you fucking kidding me guy?

[03:45:44] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:46:09] one

[03:46:19] Bro, what are you what are we doing here? What are we doing here? The serve is where you get the points

[03:46:30] What am I doing, bro, what am I doing?

[03:46:39] That's all right, but we can recover we can recover. It's okay. It's okay

[03:46:50] There it is boys momentum shift momentum shift

[03:47:02] Nice nice, okay

[03:47:09] Get served. Oh, I launched it. I fucking launched it, dude. I lose track of my cursor.

[03:47:22] I'm bad. Shit.

[03:47:33] Oh my god I flew all the way over there!

[03:47:41] Alright it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

[03:47:45] See it's okay, it's okay, this is good, this is good!

[03:47:52] Oh my god.

[03:48:14] Nice nice.

[03:48:15] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[03:48:30] Oh

[03:48:52] Okay, good good. Oh my god, that could have been bad

[03:48:55] This is a free-to-play play test right now. It's not out. I feel like this is gonna be

[03:49:05] a pretty popular game. It's more about how many people want to spend money on a volleyball game.

[03:49:25] Wow yo that was part of the best

[03:49:39] Yes.

[03:49:46] La la la la la la la la la la.

[03:49:52] Okay, okay.

[03:50:01] Yeah, this guy's carrying GG.

[03:50:03] Wrapping up boys, we're going home.

[03:50:05] Looks like this is a GG in the books.

[03:50:09] This guy's the MVP. Wow. Okay, okay. Not bad. Pretty decent. Another one. Yeah, that was good.

[03:50:34] Carried okay, bro

[03:50:37] The next game as we continue you people we are jumping it to a

[03:50:48] Game known as

[03:50:52] as

[03:51:02] a game known as

[03:51:07] this one was heavily voted for I saw it was very viral too

[03:51:11] I don't fucking mind brother I don't care this looks like it could be kind of fun

[03:51:16] the next game

[03:51:18] game. is known as a brand new

[03:51:28] release. No nays.

[03:51:35] dressmaker.

[03:51:41] work oh my god hello you must be the new dress maker I saw your advertisement in

[03:51:57] the town Harold last week I'm sure you're already drowning in commissions I

[03:52:00] have none really doesn't make you your first client what an honor my name is

[03:52:05] Rose and I'm the town's librarian it's very nice to meet you it's just so

[03:52:07] that you open your shop at every time but because I just need a new could you make

[03:52:12] me a new dress that's appropriate for work I'm just looking for something

[03:52:16] professional for 200 yellow dots sure before you can design a dress needs a

[03:52:27] measure all right how does this work waste

[03:52:37] Move the tape to measure the way are we get on the waist?

[03:52:43] Oh yeah, I think we're good on the waist.

[03:52:47] Okay.

[03:52:51] Okay.

[03:52:55] Okay.

[03:52:59] Okay.

[03:53:03] Okay, we got the numbers.

[03:53:11] Your style, choice of fabric and overall execution determine how happy your client will be.

[03:53:19] Alright, change your design by clicking the arrows.

[03:53:29] You can also save fabrics and drag it fabric.

[03:53:36] Onto the page, that's how you design and fabric fit the client's needs.

[03:53:43] Oh wait, does it tell you here, professional?

[03:53:52] Charcoal, we'll go with the charcoal.

[03:53:56] Business casual?

[03:53:59] Our casual? I don't fucking know. Is this a casual?

[03:54:04] No sleeves? Wait, can I actually change this?

[03:54:11] All right, this looks professional. They're professional, I think.

[03:54:20] I think. I don't- I don't know. I think that looks professional.

[03:54:23] I mean, it hits that. Use the pencil to try color combos.

[03:54:29] Is that supposed to be with like this or something?

[03:54:41] Can you do two patches?

[03:54:46] Oh wait, I don't know if you can match the color.

[03:54:53] She said none?

[03:54:56] I guess it kind of does look like a funeral dress.

[03:55:01] Wait, did the color change the professional?

[03:55:04] What added that?

[03:55:08] All right, we're gonna go with the McDonald's

[03:55:10] professional look.

[03:55:16] There you go.

[03:55:19] I call it the

[03:55:23] Ronald.

[03:55:24] Mrs. Ronald.

[03:55:26] Now you need to adjust the mannequin to match your client's measurements.

[03:55:35] Dashing my lady, dashing I.

[03:55:39] Drag the measuring tape onto the mannequin.

[03:55:42] I think these type of games, if they're more real, they're interesting.

[03:55:47] The more real to actual tailoring.

[03:55:52] You know, no shit.

[03:55:53] It's like a girl's game

[03:55:55] Physics dresses at the same time. I mean shit, bro. The fuck do you think they do when they tailor a suit for you?

[03:56:07] You know, maybe there's gonna be obviously there's more details

[03:56:11] Wait, how does this mechanic work?

[03:56:14] Turn the gears to adjust the mannequin's proportions

[03:56:17] bro I can't see 95.8 yeah it's kind of like a tailor kind of okay I think I did that 68.2

[03:56:42] I'm a dude and I love making dresses nice man

[03:56:57] Yeah, I didn't finish brat

[03:57:02] We're off by one

[03:57:04] All right, it locked in and it doesn't matter.

[03:57:11] Hey, yeah, my work is precise to the centimeter, dude, excuse you, you piece of shit.

[03:57:22] Uh, 86.2.

[03:57:27] 6.2

[03:57:31] All right now how do you do this cut patterns added to inventory

[03:57:41] All right here you can buy more fabric to use for making dresses

[03:57:46] You should try it by fabrics appropriate to your clients desires try and find ones that are tagged as professional

[03:57:53] I'm actually this is a lucrative business. Okay. The lore is I start as a noob next thing

[03:58:00] I know my clientele ends up being billion dollar companies like McDonald's and Starbucks

[03:58:05] and then I have contracts with them and we are the actual tailors for those companies

[03:58:11] insane. That's the lore. We don't do addresses. We do uniforms

[03:58:16] And dresses for McDonald's you can filter the available options by clicking the filter button

[03:58:25] What did she want again quality 17 of 60

[03:58:33] Burlap I've only seen burlap sex

[03:58:40] Is this like potato?

[03:58:44] We can go, we can make professional potato sacks.

[03:58:47] Are these the only colors we have?

[03:58:54] I think that's all we have.

[03:58:58] It kind of looks like, oh, oh that's actually kind of satisfying.

[03:59:02] Oh shit.

[03:59:05] How about a color match for this yellow?

[03:59:08] Can I match it?

[03:59:09] Does it tell me anything? No?

[03:59:18] I go back here. I'm gonna go with this yellow. Honey yellow cotton.

[03:59:23] Yelly? Fabric accessories? What the fuck?

[03:59:31] All right. What yellow am I doing here?

[03:59:39] I think that honey yellow was the way look at the way it crinkles I don't know

[03:59:46] if two meters is enough let's go three okay we need five plus two nice choices

[03:59:57] I'm not done we never chose the red and I think it's this coral cotton red no

[04:00:02] it's not we need a more red red I need a more red red red red wool we got wool

[04:00:18] and cotton I don't know okay how does this work now you know the cutting better

[04:00:26] to be satisfying. Select the fabric you like to use by clicking on it. I'm clicking on

[04:00:36] it brought I'm clicking on it

[04:00:51] drag your pattern pieces onto the fabric to begin cutting brother okay we need we

[04:01:03] We need, we need, I'm assuming the scale matches and these are two pieces.

[04:01:14] What did that say?

[04:01:16] Front back?

[04:01:17] Does it tell me what that is, no?

[04:01:27] A line on the grain line horizontal is on a higher quality Garmin.

[04:01:33] Now select the scissors and click on the pattern piece to cut it.

[04:01:39] Yo, drop that, she cut this?

[04:01:45] Shit, I turned it at the end, are you fucking kidding?

[04:01:49] How you can dispose?

[04:01:51] Dude.

[04:01:57] There it is. Okay. Alright. How do I, how do I, what is this? What the fuck are these?

[04:02:09] I don't know what these are. This is to recycle. Leave it there, we need that. Oh, sent to

[04:02:14] inventory. Boys, how the hell do we get the yellow? We don't have to cut the dress. The

[04:02:20] dress is already yellow bro I don't know how to do this

[04:02:31] and then we need this we need one of these it's this I think

[04:02:40] all right there you go oh whoops

[04:02:44] God damn it. Wasted so much money. You got a preserved fabric? Okay, so am I

[04:02:57] actually cutting out every single piece of this dress? Like even the am I am I

[04:03:03] sewing each piece like it's individual? And then putting it together like this

[04:03:10] is technically a sleeve skirt left oh wait a minute

[04:03:27] Oh, it tells you.

[04:03:35] How is this this left sleeve?

[04:03:39] How the fuck is this?

[04:03:40] Like I would have never thought this was the left sleeve.

[04:03:42] I thought this was the sleeve.

[04:03:46] I don't know man.

[04:03:56] Preserving.

[04:04:12] Maybe when I put it all together it will make more sense.

[04:04:15] Yeah, maybe all these pieces I actually need.

[04:04:19] Pine.

[04:04:21] Pine's logo?

[04:04:23] Okay.

[04:04:27] Maybe this actually shows me all the pieces

[04:04:29] that I'm gonna need.

[04:04:34] Is that, is this actually showing me everything I need?

[04:04:41] I don't know if it filters out compared to my dress.

[04:04:44] No shit!

[04:04:56] Skirt right back. Yeah, that doesn't look correct.

[04:05:00] Then what the fuck is the middle piece then?

[04:05:04] Alright, let's see.

[04:05:08] Okay!

[04:05:13] Left front

[04:05:20] Bonus front wait this as well

[04:05:28] Save all the room I can

[04:05:35] God the collar I am fabric for the collar

[04:05:42] Okay, you know if I assemble it, it'll be easier to see what I need.

[04:06:02] Like sleep left, sleep right, bonus left, bonus right, I feel like I have everything.

[04:06:11] I could be missing. Maybe I can put everything together and it will show me.

[04:06:17] What am I missing, boys?

[04:06:21] It shows you what you need. Do I litter? Yeah. Is it actually fulfilling?

[04:06:27] Is this actually filling everything? Am I tripping?

[04:06:30] Is this actually filling everything?

[04:06:36] Oh, it is.

[04:06:41] All right.

[04:06:55] Wrong color.

[04:06:56] Oh, is that the wrong color?

[04:07:06] We can fix it after.

[04:07:07] Oh, I can fix it after.

[04:07:09] No!

[04:07:10] Okay, this and then these two need to be, I think this is correct, doesn't really matter.

[04:07:34] Alright, skirt back is gonna be...

[04:07:41] Motherfucker, I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's red.

[04:07:46] The back is red, isn't it?

[04:07:48] It must be.

[04:07:54] Alright, let me see where I failed.

[04:07:56] I have everything.

[04:07:57] Now you may drag these back to the front desk.

[04:08:00] Oh fuck.

[04:08:01] Alright, we're gonna assemble it.

[04:08:05] Oh, shit.

[04:08:08] The front?

[04:08:10] Okay.

[04:08:14] Sure.

[04:08:17] Sure.

[04:08:24] The collar?

[04:08:26] What the fuck?

[04:08:31] Oh, true.

[04:08:33] It's the backp- oh.

[04:08:37] Oh, I think I see which one's not going to be looking too good there.

[04:08:44] I need to go back into the drawing room.

[04:08:52] There you go.

[04:08:53] She was going to an interview to McDonald's, so she wanted a business casual suit.

[04:09:00] So this is what we designed.

[04:09:03] Wait, oh you actually have to sew after.

[04:09:07] Chill!

[04:09:08] That's the one I wanted to remove!

[04:09:12] Not yet, it's not ready.

[04:09:13] How do I remove?

[04:09:16] I think it's this.

[04:09:18] Oh, that's how you remove.

[04:09:21] So I have to go back.

[04:09:25] Does this tell me...

[04:09:26] Wait, how do I go...

[04:09:31] Skirt right back.

[04:09:36] What?

[04:09:37] I can't change it, dude.

[04:09:38] Are you fucking kidding me?

[04:09:42] front one too. Oh my fucking god. Oh shit. Yep. Double red. Double red.

[04:10:12] Wait, what am I doing bro? What am I doing? What do you mean? It is red, red yellow, red

[04:10:23] yellow. Yes, red yellow. Big piece is red. Skirt front is red.

[04:10:32] There it is.

[04:10:59] McDonald's drip. I actually have to sew this? Oh yeah, oh I'm doing it.

[04:11:10] Okay.

[04:11:20] Fuck, I messed up already.

[04:11:29] Holy shit, worst stitching ever.

[04:11:38] This is definitely like H&M quality, but it's okay, it's $5.

[04:11:47] Okay.

[04:11:48] Oh shit!

[04:11:49] Oh my god!

[04:11:50] It's okay.

[04:11:51] Oh shit, oh my god!

[04:11:58] It's okay, they're not going to see it.

[04:12:04] You actually have to micro-adjust it when you sew.

[04:12:12] Here we go, there it is!

[04:12:32] Motherfucker's wearing pants and thinks this is gay.

[04:12:37] Motherfucker, what do you think your shit's made out of?

[04:12:40] Fucking feathers?

[04:12:41] It's fucking thread.

[04:12:42] Someone sold your shit? Someone literally sold your shit?

[04:12:45] This is how they did it!

[04:12:51] Nooo!

[04:12:54] That's not true!

[04:12:55] I mean actually, they probably had like an industrial ass over.

[04:12:58] There it is boys. Holy moly. She's even like, that wasn't the color I asked for. Don't tell

[04:13:22] me you said surprise me mom you said surprise me

[04:13:31] but not the fucking McDonald's colors what the fuck

[04:13:38] you know what we're not gonna sell it we're gonna put it in front of the store

[04:13:42] I realized we're gonna put it in front of the store because I realized damn

[04:13:49] That's actually good

[04:13:57] Sheesh

[04:14:01] Mugna freak

[04:14:05] That maybe you can also adjust the environment with the environmental control

[04:14:19] There you go.

[04:14:26] Complete commission.

[04:14:27] Oh my goodness, I love it!

[04:14:30] Oh my god, I'm in the library.

[04:14:32] Okay.

[04:14:33] I suppose the old one was morphing on Holy Dress, are you thinking about it because the

[04:14:36] moth had eaten holes?

[04:14:37] Never mind, thank you so much.

[04:14:38] By the way, if you ever need a bugger, I'd be happy to take it away.

[04:14:43] One star review?

[04:14:44] Okay, there it is boys

[04:14:52] Dude, we're growing. Okay, it starts at one star asshole

[04:15:03] Look at all the stuff we got.

[04:15:10] I will receive income competition, imagine.

[04:15:27] Lady, just give me another fucking dress, alright?

[04:15:30] I want to sew shit.

[04:15:32] All right, here we go.

[04:15:39] All right, we're getting some resistance.

[04:15:49] I think we're going to leave it at this.

[04:15:53] Is that right?

[04:15:54] I guess so.

[04:15:57] Oh, you just hold it and then it just uh, does it up.

[04:16:09] Prudence needs a dress to stand out at the Duke's Funeral.

[04:16:13] Brother, what the fuck?

[04:16:16] The Duke's Funeral?

[04:16:17] What the hell even is this sh- what do you mean?

[04:16:23] hold up hold up all right how we feeling here stand out in the funeral

[04:16:47] Yeah, none of these are. There it is. It's kind of funeral attire. There it is. Funeral

[04:17:11] attire

[04:17:17] You have to meet this the sliders

[04:17:23] Sure, it does tell you basically that doesn't affect it a lot

[04:17:34] I don't have the color changes of

[04:17:36] Nope. Approximately 3.04 meters of fabric required.

[04:17:47] Yeah, how do I reach that? Maybe the fabric type does it.

[04:17:58] Yeah, the collar doesn't add any, you can't even do a collar on this.

[04:18:02] Is it the fabric?

[04:18:07] Oh, okay, it actually does.

[04:18:12] Okay.

[04:18:17] Yeah, this dress has completely changed.

[04:18:22] What the hell am I even making anymore?

[04:18:27] anymore. Alright, there we go. We'll go with these. And then I guess I have to find more

[04:18:36] fabric in order to actually match the elegance and the glamour. Dude, she wants the McDonald's

[04:18:46] yellow too. It's our specialty fabric. Look at that shit. All the bars fly up. This is

[04:18:54] a patented yellow. Pearl shank button. What? Where am I putting this? Um, Provence

[04:19:09] There's quality of void of black budget 300 75 65

[04:19:19] I guess maybe I go back and buy a new fabric

[04:19:25] And filter by something else

[04:19:32] All right true no black. Oh my god, can I filter by?

[04:19:39] Glamour? Oh, yes you can.

[04:19:47] Elegance and glamour.

[04:19:55] Brother, yeah, I'm gonna give her this fucking gecko ass color. It's 50-50.

[04:20:04] Or do I give her a gradient silk? She wants to stick out.

[04:20:09] I could give her this wallpaper ass

[04:20:13] Yeah, we're gonna give her this fucking wallpaper ass fabric

[04:20:23] 150

[04:20:26] All right, these don't give you a lot. Yeah, those are expensive

[04:20:30] Okay, we're gonna give her her fucking. All right, this is like a hippie ass purple

[04:20:35] All right, we're going with the hippie ass purple 400

[04:20:40] out of here. God damn. Put these away.

[04:20:53] I mean, I guess I could charge her more.

[04:20:56] More.

[04:20:57] Elegant 50, that's it?

[04:21:01] 25?

[04:21:03] Fuck it, I'm buying it, 250.

[04:21:13] I'll just charge her more or I bricked it.

[04:21:16] I'm either gonna charge her more or it's bricked.

[04:21:19] Okay.

[04:21:22] graph the pattern.

[04:21:36] Oh, good shit, Brick!

[04:21:40] Buddy, I was gonna say, that's definitely 96.2, friend.

[04:21:52] 103.5.

[04:22:00] Cut patterns, attitude, inventory, oh my god, I have five, how much do I have here?

[04:22:10] Oh, whoa, that's actually cool, that's actually five right there.

[04:22:16] I'm just gonna go all it's just gonna be a one-color basic bitch dress

[04:22:35] This idea boys, this is how you do right here. This is how you save paper fabric

[04:22:42] This is expensive silk from far away lands.

[04:22:51] Far away lands.

[04:22:58] Yeah, they should make it so you have to manually cut.

[04:23:05] That would make it way harder.

[04:23:11] These ones are tiny, too.

[04:23:31] Motherfucker, we're kinda doing it.

[04:23:37] If it's not 100%, who gives a shit?

[04:23:40] enough all right let's go like the action let's go action or whatever a hundred a hundred

[04:24:10] Come on man.

[04:24:20] Oh wait, this is off.

[04:24:24] Those are still a hundred.

[04:24:30] I can just scroll wheel it and move it. It's fast.

[04:24:43] Actually, it doesn't tell you fully.

[04:24:50] You start to manually adjust it.

[04:25:00] Shit!

[04:25:01] All right, here we go.

[04:25:07] All right, you can do all of them.

[04:25:18] Whoa!

[04:25:23] Nice.

[04:25:25] nice that's actually kind of satisfying okay oh shit all right let's see what did I forget

[04:25:44] I don't know where that goes honestly dude. I don't know where that goes

[04:25:53] Yeah, this is yeah, this silk is insane. I don't know. This is funeral attire. What the fuck?

[04:26:00] That is a very silky silk

[04:26:06] Where do these pieces go? Oh, that's the sleeves

[04:26:10] Extremely

[04:26:14] Did I forget something?

[04:26:18] Oh wait, don't these go here?

[04:26:22] I think I forgot.

[04:26:26] Bottom right?

[04:26:28] Brad, this is not...

[04:26:31] We're not quite there.

[04:26:36] There it is.

[04:26:59] Wait until I tell her how much the fabric was.

[04:27:02] She said no budget.

[04:27:08] She did say no budget.

[04:27:27] Yeah, she might not buy it, because it's so expensive.

[04:27:34] It's possible!

[04:27:45] Uh-oh.

[04:27:47] It actually shows the error.

[04:27:51] Oh, good, though.

[04:27:52] um

[04:27:56] Horrible turns

[04:27:59] Gotta anticipate the turn

[04:28:02] Oh, shit!

[04:28:03] Don't worry, don't worry, she doesn't know.

[04:28:25] Oh my god!

[04:28:27] I wonder if you get quality points off if you don't follow the line correctly.

[04:28:40] It doesn't seem to do anything though.

[04:28:43] It must.

[04:28:44] It must.

[04:28:45] Demo?

[04:28:46] Ah, I'm going to call it Demo.

[04:28:52] Seamoo.

[04:28:53] Ah.

[04:28:54] ah this is perfect well done there it is boys how much we rocking how much we

[04:29:14] You rockin'

[04:29:19] 350 it was 200 bucks

[04:29:24] Yeah, it's a cool game brother. It's a cool game, you know someone they all that say it is definitely the best

[04:29:29] It is definitely the best when it comes to

[04:29:34] making dresses

[04:29:36] All right, next game as we continue here, we are jumping over to another one known

[04:29:50] as another one known as yeah, they just need to do a DLC where you make suits.

[04:30:06] They already got all the mechanics.

[04:30:13] All right.

[04:30:31] This next game I have played before, but it has 1.0ed.

[04:30:39] Yes, yes, indeed.

[04:30:43] Holy moly.

[04:30:47] This game has 1.0ed.

[04:30:52] Let's see what has happened here.

[04:31:01] I

[04:31:18] Yeah, this game was cool

[04:31:23] Assuming it loads it's like scared

[04:31:25] Stick it to the stick man Alrighty, we got another brand new release here boys

[04:31:45] is. Okay, okay. Get back to work, single player. Wait, is this throw you right into the game

[04:32:10] after I played it like six months ago and do not remember how to play.

[04:32:15] So.

[04:32:16] I think so.

[04:32:17] Ow.

[04:32:18] Ow.

[04:32:19] Ow.

[04:32:20] Ow.

[04:32:21] Ow.

[04:32:22] Ow.

[04:32:23] Ow.

[04:32:24] Ow.

[04:32:25] Ow.

[04:32:26] Ow.

[04:32:27] Ow.

[04:32:28] Ow.

[04:32:29] Ow.

[04:32:30] Ow.

[04:32:31] Ow.

[04:32:32] Ow.

[04:32:33] Ow.

[04:32:34] Ow.

[04:32:35] Ow.

[04:32:36] Ow.

[04:32:37] Ow.

[04:32:38] Ow.

[04:32:39] Let me head over to this red blaring icon.

[04:32:52] It looks like it looks to be the most important.

[04:32:56] Wage selector.

[04:32:57] Oh, okay.

[04:32:58] Oh, okay

[04:33:05] Caffeine addicts handyman jogger. I'll be a jogger

[04:33:23] Fake handshake punch forward kick

[04:33:28] Oh, yeah, yeah, the left click gemmorphs your shit, I forgot it did that.

[04:33:45] Rain kick?

[04:33:46] Ah!

[04:33:47] Oh wait, this is the roguelike mechanic.

[04:33:53] Nice.

[04:33:54] Nice! I can slow-mo now. Uh-oh.

[04:34:12] Oh my god, I'm alive.

[04:34:20] Something looks like it stuns them.

[04:34:24] Fly kick. Fly kick! Yeah, I played this game before, but at 1.0. So here we are. Here

[04:34:44] Here we are.

[04:34:46] Hundreds, sit-ups.

[04:34:54] Oh my god!

[04:35:00] What do I do?

[04:35:08] Oh, there's coffee here.

[04:35:12] Nice.

[04:35:13] Oh that gives me HP. Oh my god it's the boss. I got him. Okay.

[04:35:31] It's like most of these people, I just have to hit them once.

[04:35:41] Dragon kick.

[04:35:42] Actually, most of these people seem like they're one tap.

[04:35:53] Oh

[04:36:23] Nice, nice.

[04:36:28] A little slow-mo action.

[04:36:33] And full HP.

[04:36:38] Oh.

[04:36:43] Oh, the crouch is very strong.

[04:36:48] oh the crouch is very strong

[04:36:59] try the stampede kick

[04:37:11] it does have a bit of that new grounds look

[04:37:18] Kick him out the window.

[04:37:30] No, no, no, no, no, dodge roll.

[04:37:47] He bested me.

[04:38:17] Nice.

[04:38:22] Stampede kick.

[04:38:24] Ground slam.

[04:38:26] Whoa, spin kick.

[04:38:38] I

[04:38:51] Yeah, he did that to himself I can drink those

[04:38:56] Like knowing it's free

[04:39:08] I'm drinking this.

[04:39:20] Close the out the window, out the window.

[04:39:27] 200 sit-ups?

[04:39:30] A teleport?

[04:39:32] Why not?

[04:39:34] Uh oh, we got the boss.

[04:39:37] You're fired!

[04:39:39] Ahhhh!

[04:39:45] Is he a dynamite?

[04:39:47] Oh god!

[04:39:57] He keeps blowing up and appearing.

[04:39:59] He's like a weird ninja.

[04:40:01] Oh, wait, no way that one tapped him.

[04:40:11] It did?

[04:40:13] Okay.

[04:40:15] Good thing it doesn't one tap me.

[04:40:27] Good thing it doesn't want to happen.

[04:40:31] Yo, that teleport is death.

[04:40:57] little more nice slowly getting back to full speed

[04:41:11] uh oh we made it to the roof

[04:41:16] I'll never raise the minimum wage.

[04:41:19] Get stupid!

[04:41:20] Jim!

[04:41:21] No!

[04:41:22] You're stupid!

[04:41:23] Wow.

[04:41:24] Now it's your turn.

[04:41:26] Dude!

[04:41:27] You're a slave!

[04:41:28] You did it!

[04:41:29] Wait, what the fuck?

[04:41:30] Jim, what the hell?

[04:41:31] Aaaaaah!

[04:41:32] I'm back, you piece of shit.

[04:41:33] How dare you.

[04:41:34] Ah!

[04:41:35] Ah!

[04:41:36] Ah!

[04:41:37] Ah!

[04:41:38] Ah!

[04:41:39] Ah!

[04:41:40] Ah!

[04:41:41] Ah!

[04:41:42] Ah!

[04:41:43] Ah!

[04:41:44] Ah!

[04:41:45] That's it.

[04:41:47] WAAAHHHHH!

[04:41:49] YAAAHHH!

[04:41:51] YAAAHHH!

[04:41:53] WUGH!

[04:41:55] WAAAHHHH!

[04:41:57] WAAAHHH!

[04:41:59] WUGH!

[04:42:01] WUGH!

[04:42:03] WUGH!

[04:42:05] WUGH!

[04:42:07] WUGH! Oh, shit!

[04:42:09] WUGH!

[04:42:11] WUGH!

[04:42:13] Oh my god, oh I'm still here you piece of shit

[04:42:28] It's over you're supposed to be the one

[04:42:34] Look at what happened

[04:42:43] Wow

[04:42:47] Hello, I got the king, hello, I got the...

[04:43:13] how this gives you so many heels that I don't know if I can die

[04:43:25] it's over man your reign has ended you piece of shit

[04:43:30] It's over. It's over, asshole. Banana.

[04:43:43] Gross. Unions are the worst. Take them, come away.

[04:43:56] very nice very nice

[04:44:13] Um...

[04:44:35] um

[04:44:44] Boys I'm thinking of war dogs boys

[04:44:48] This was technically the last game

[04:44:53] It's time for the doggies boys

[04:44:59] I know I know

[04:45:05] Oh

[04:45:20] Tom the boss needs a retro collector car

[04:45:24] Boys we're going to the doggies. I don't know what to tell you

[04:45:29] We're going to the doggies

[04:45:32] That was the last game is up Sunday

[04:45:35] We're going back, dude, I don't think it's people vote for shit games.

[04:45:49] I just think there's just decent games out that just aren't appealing at the moment.

[04:45:55] I think I think that's it more so has nothing to do with that at all.

[04:46:01] We had a lot of boats, you used to cut at the mercy of the week.

[04:46:09] Those are super relevant games that came out this week.

[04:46:15] Those are probably the most relevant games that came out this week.

[04:46:19] A lot of the other games, like one game was voted for that was just like an obscure, no

[04:46:24] one voted, no one's played scary game.

[04:46:27] so it's like you know yeah like Dressmaker was a good game it has very

[04:46:37] heavily good reviews and stuff same with the other game

[04:46:48] like Happy Wheels as well we've all seen it we've played it but Happy Wheels is a

[04:46:57] Yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna try something here.

[04:47:01] All right, I'm gonna see if I... Wait, is it this map?

[04:47:05] Is it this map?

[04:47:09] I am gonna try fobbing up the smoke stack. I might fail doing this. The game just started too, so this works.

[04:47:27] Where's the shit?

[04:47:34] Brother, where's the fob, man?

[04:47:40] This is the map with the smokestack, right?

[04:47:43] It is. I tried doing this yesterday, but it was kind of difficult to do.

[04:47:49] What was difficult was trying to get the helicopter off of the top of the smokestack.

[04:47:54] Yes, you can. You're about to be proven wrong.

[04:47:59] Oh wait, you can re- wait, really? You can reposition it? Oh my god, I kept trying to fly it off.

[04:48:14] The way you might be right, I told you I literally raged Q to 150,000 last night.

[04:48:29] I should play with Shrad.

[04:48:30] I just gonna drop him off once and then I can just like chill and spawn and get like

[04:48:35] 20k off of his assists

[04:48:46] Oh, yeah, that is yeah fresh match. Let me see if I can do this

[04:49:05] I did not think you're brief as it is so what are you up there?

[04:49:10] Hey

[04:49:13] What the hell you doing bro?

[04:49:17] This is my shit

[04:49:28] No way

[04:49:32] He might actually kill me

[04:49:35] Dude, no way.

[04:49:42] Minus 18k.

[04:49:59] Yeah, keep shooting. You probably don't have that much ammo.

[04:50:02] I'm trying to fucking...

[04:50:08] Can you rotor kill somebody?

[04:50:12] Dude, this is horrible. Of course this random fuck is up here.

[04:50:20] Thing is, if I slowly land on him, I might fail and he's gonna kill me. I have no experience.

[04:50:28] Oh my god.

[04:50:30] You know what? It's still worth it. It doesn't matter.

[04:50:42] It doesn't matter!

[04:51:00] You can't use the little mini bird little gun.

[04:51:07] Hey y'all bro, I'm gonna land on a smokestack. I need you to pump shot him in the face, all right?

[04:51:14] I'm gonna get this hit.

[04:51:16] What?

[04:51:22] Are you down?

[04:51:24] I'm gonna do it.

[04:51:26] I might be kind of difficult, actually.

[04:51:30] Here, uh, sit on these, change your seat to the outside.

[04:51:35] To my right. You can hold, press hold zero.

[04:51:43] Oh, I can't switch for some reason.

[04:51:46] Oh, shit. Maybe you can shoot out the front.

[04:51:49] Yeah, there's a guy on top of the smokestack and I'm trying to land there to build the

[04:51:59] base.

[04:52:00] He has a shit gun.

[04:52:07] I don't know what the altitude is to fly by this piece of shit.

[04:52:10] You see him?

[04:52:11] He's right up top there, that little blip.

[04:52:13] Oh, I'm gonna try to fucking slice him.

[04:52:23] I wanna drive by slicing, but I'm gonna end up crashing into the smokestack.

[04:52:30] Hold on, we're gonna come back, come back.

[04:52:41] He's gotta be out of ammo soon.

[04:52:44] Yeah, I'm gonna drop you off.

[04:52:46] I feel like he might kill you.

[04:52:53] He doesn't want to do this. On top, or...

[04:52:57] Bye.

[04:53:11] Oh my god.

[04:53:18] Fuck this guy dude.

[04:53:27] Dude, I don't, why would I want to kamikaze him?

[04:53:40] Get up there to build!

[04:54:01] Dude, you can't spawn on a minigun little bird until there's 20 points.

[04:54:06] Nobody has 20 points yet

[04:54:30] Dude, this is... come on man

[04:54:32] Yeah, this will be worth it, okay?

[04:54:50] He'll be back up there before you maybe oh my god actually poor

[04:54:59] Get a sniper kill him and land

[04:55:02] I don't have enough money

[04:55:16] All right, I have to do this I can make over a hundred grand if I do this

[04:55:21] Guys, I played off stream yesterday and rage queued again into a team that had a thousand

[04:55:37] AA against me rage queuing a fuckin' little bird with miniguns, okay?

[04:55:44] what happened to the bunny? You can fire a mortar. If I knew that exact altitude, it'd

[04:55:57] It would be nice, but I don't.

[04:56:13] Alright, I don't think he has any ammo left.

[04:56:17] This guy's like, yeah, what the fuck, man?

[04:56:22] I'm back, mother-meach!

[04:56:27] Wow, his fucking friend sniped me.

[04:56:49] I need a hill bro!

[04:57:19] I have no heels

[04:57:28] Yeah, this guy is single-handedly is shitting on me

[04:57:43] Yeah, he's very aware this you can tell this guy does this all the time all right

[04:57:48] He's dealt with this shit. Alright, I'm trying to not die and kill him at the same time

[04:57:55] Oh

[04:58:18] No bro, must be mad, please, I'm damn mad bro, please.

[04:58:40] get me up man, get me up

[04:58:46] worst bullet in the... worst bullet

[04:58:50] okay, if there is a free big bird here, it's winnable

[04:58:56] I don't think I have enough money to do the whole build

[04:59:01] shit

[04:59:03] Oh my god, dude, shit.

[04:59:12] Well, I can't do the fob, so, yeah.

[04:59:23] Ask them to take you there, there's not a lot of good pilots that can precisely land

[04:59:44] on the smoke stack.

[05:00:14] All right, four helicopters, he's definitely out of ammo now.

[05:00:30] What about a grenade?

[05:00:36] Wait, we got one from meat!

[05:00:38] True, true.

[05:00:47] Great suggestion, Brenna.

[05:00:49] Right, keep them coming. Great suggestion.

[05:01:06] I'm smushing your ass like a goomba, you motherfucker.

[05:01:28] Alright, it's gonna happen.

[05:01:54] Just wait, you motherfucker.

[05:01:58] Oh

[05:02:07] What are you gonna do punch the heli

[05:02:28] Oh shit, I'm losing control!

[05:02:58] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[05:03:05] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[05:03:14] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[05:03:21] Worthy of your mother, bugger!

[05:03:41] What?

[05:03:45] I don't mind. Get shit on, brother.

[05:03:47] I don't know what to say.

[05:03:54] Alright, now it's clear.

[05:03:57] Technically, I can do it now.

[05:04:00] He's racing back.

[05:04:04] Maybe.

[05:04:06] Yeah, that is my home.

[05:04:08] I will live up there.

[05:04:10] I am so down bad.

[05:04:12] I have to camp up there for the rest of my life with this kid.

[05:04:16] I

[05:04:18] Got a hurry. I don't even have enough to afford

[05:04:29] No

[05:04:31] Hey, hey, yo, who's a better precise pilot?

[05:04:35] Yo, you know how to get to the smokestack. Can you drop me off on the top of the smokestack?

[05:04:40] I'm probably not that good, honestly.

[05:04:43] I'll get it, I'll get it.

[05:04:44] Yeah man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:04:46] Are you a new pilot?

[05:04:47] Can you drop me on top of a smokestack?

[05:04:49] Absolutely not, I'm ass.

[05:04:52] I'll get it.

[05:04:53] Dude, did I forget the scope of the truck?

[05:04:59] Dude, he's probably already up there fully geared.

[05:05:01] This is a battle of the smokestack.

[05:05:05] Yeah, at least they're honest.

[05:05:08] Yeah.

[05:05:10] That's true.

[05:05:12] He's got a point.

[05:05:16] Sheesh! Five grand!

[05:05:29] There's uh, sometimes a free heli spawns here.

[05:05:33] This one's kind of weird to land.

[05:05:36] It's doable, but I'm not really sure landing this one on top of the smokestacks is a little scary.

[05:05:43] I think I can- I'm gonna be able to get on top of it and then-

[05:05:47] Oh, this is gonna be rough.

[05:05:55] If I can just, uh, get the two front legs on our wheels and then bail out and it just flops down.

[05:06:06] Um, the building strat has gone out the window, bro.

[05:06:13] Uh, if that guy wasn't up there, there would have been a base up there right now, but the

[05:06:18] one guy shit on me.

[05:06:20] So now, I have to grind.

[05:06:24] Dude, he's probably already up there.

[05:06:31] Uh, now I'm just a spotting noob.

[05:06:35] I just have to be this cameraman.

[05:06:42] This is now a cameraman money POV.

[05:07:05] Oh my god, I must build out. I'm glad I did.

[05:07:35] Watch a little bird come up here and kill me.

[05:07:58] Most likely that's what's going to happen.

[05:08:00] Yeah, nice reposition.

[05:08:07] No!

[05:08:16] Help!

[05:08:25] Okay, there's a high chance he's gonna either get shot down or not be good enough and run

[05:08:51] at a ammo before he can truly destroy this.

[05:08:55] There's a ch- it depends how good of a pilot he is.

[05:08:58] He's coming back around.

[05:09:21] Yeah, can I just see some green?

[05:09:32] It's been red.

[05:09:33] All I see is red.

[05:09:36] Everywhere I look is red, bliss.

[05:09:40] I don't even know where red base is.

[05:09:55] Actually last night I did some sick shit.

[05:09:58] I let someone, the winning team had a

[05:10:04] AA on top of the tower and I just

[05:10:07] Parachuted down.

[05:10:08] And took control of the top of the tower and was just like using their AA to take out the enemy

[05:10:15] helicopters

[05:10:18] And they had to climb a ladder to get up there they'd never got up

[05:10:24] I don't think that guy will ever build something that high up ever again. Oh my god green

[05:10:30] I've been a chore that's kind of shooting.

[05:10:40] Notice how that guy actually stopped?

[05:10:47] Maybe this actually helps me, even though people are going to look up here because they're

[05:10:50] they're gonna see a massive bird.

[05:11:08] Is it gonna explode?

[05:11:11] True.

[05:11:15] Oh my god!

[05:11:16] Oh my god!

[05:11:17] Get away from me!

[05:11:18] No.

[05:11:19] No!

[05:11:20] GET AWAY!

[05:11:21] Oh- oh shit.

[05:11:23] Oh no.

[05:11:26] Don't blow up, don't blow up, don't blow up!

[05:11:31] AHHHHH!

[05:11:39] Alright, saved.

[05:11:41] Dramatic ass bird.

[05:11:50] It did provide cover against a little bird it did so I actually might be dead. There's no way I'm gonna pistol

[05:11:58] This shit properly

[05:12:05] Not a guy, found a sniper, found a sniper

[05:12:09] Sniper located.

[05:12:11] Vehicle destroyed

[05:12:13] I'm totally gonna get fracked before I can make that much money.

[05:12:24] Oh my god, if I had a sniper rifle, dude, that's prime real estate.

[05:12:36] That's so- dude, are you kidding?

[05:12:40] bro that I'm so sad that is the greatest cluster of shit I've ever seen

[05:13:01] that's crazy

[05:13:10] I don't know why that's not being tagged.

[05:13:31] If something isn't being tagged within two seconds, you need to fall back.

[05:13:35] snipers can kill you fast. Are they still on there? Wow they all let... no.

[05:13:42] Yeah, shooters, I need money! You might intel you have, you all have wallhacks.

[05:14:00] nice nice you know I kind of wish this game had a lot unless it does it might if

[05:14:13] there is like a the longer you stay alive okay there's two snipers trying to

[05:14:22] kill her right now and then yeah they were just afk but like you have to

[05:14:30] score points to some degree

[05:14:35] Well, they'd be able to balance it but they should reward you the longer you're alive

[05:14:46] And if I was a sniper right now, oh my I've never seen so many red

[05:14:51] What the fuck? Dude, there's a green guy and a red guy and he doesn't know! He doesn't know!

[05:15:07] There's a ninja! Dude, be successful. Yo, that's crazy! I hope he wins.

[05:15:16] oh my god wait is he dead oh no he's right there well look like you that's

[05:15:24] insane

[05:15:35] dude the whole red team is in this building on the roof if I was a mortar

[05:15:42] If I was in a mortar right now, it's this there's five reds

[05:15:50] That's insane, I don't think I've ever seen that many people together

[05:15:55] Alright, now we just need someone to actually frag the kills.

[05:16:13] destroyed

[05:16:22] Yeah, well, it doesn't build apparently

[05:16:29] Holy shit, it's like that and it's like a ant farm

[05:16:35] Dude oh

[05:16:37] My god, oh my god

[05:16:39] Holy shit, holy shit

[05:16:53] Wow

[05:17:09] There's a heli that just left. I don't know the fuck he went.

[05:17:13] Yeah, give me some assist. All the blue is pushing up there.

[05:17:18] And I have marks on all of them. So I should be making bank.

[05:17:23] There's so many.

[05:17:28] Blue is slowly pushing up.

[05:17:31] I don't want to get sniped by this guy.

[05:17:39] Whoa, that green guy is still alive?

[05:17:43] Y'all, that's hilarious.

[05:17:45] Yeah, he's still in there.

[05:17:48] I believe.

[05:17:50] I'm still in the area. Stay sharp.

[05:17:56] I'll stop spotting.

[05:18:00] They called the drill.

[05:18:03] I'll stop spotting.

[05:18:09] That sniper in there is gone.

[05:18:12] No enemies by our shit.

[05:18:17] Yeah, no enemies.

[05:18:20] Yo, someone drop off a Mosin on top of the smokestag.

[05:18:39] Someone drop off a Sniper Mosin on top of Smokestag.

[05:18:49] No one just drop one please!

[05:18:56] They might!

[05:19:02] Yeah, I think Green has neglected their base.

[05:19:14] Let's see if a pilot will take my reply.

[05:19:19] Oh yeah, this is actually one of the heaviest multiplier spotting runs I've had.

[05:19:28] I'm being uncontested though right now.

[05:19:31] Oh fuck.

[05:19:49] And did I say it in slash all?

[05:19:59] No I didn't.

[05:20:07] You think it's too late to build one up here?

[05:20:17] This is another risky.

[05:20:18] This is a risky maneuver, I might burn everything I just made, but for the content, for the

[05:20:24] content!

[05:20:25] How can, how can you content?

[05:20:31] I actually can't.

[05:20:33] I have no meds, I need a bigger backpack for this.

[05:20:40] All right, I believe

[05:20:50] All right, boys, I believe

[05:20:52] You don't get mortared, buddy. If somebody actually pinpoint mortars the smokestack,

[05:21:12] fine. Now the question is, once I build a fob, what else do I build? Because I can build

[05:21:20] the fob. Maybe I sandbag around it unless I can build a sniper's nest.

[05:21:29] Yeah, please if this works come on but the only problem is that the other teams are this works beautifully as soon as the match starts

[05:21:57] You make your fortress as soon as the map starts, and you're just making money the whole time.

[05:22:02] Right now, it's a little seasoned, so it's risky.

[05:22:12] Because AAs are out as well.

[05:22:27] I

[05:22:39] Failed

[05:22:46] No, dude didn't work they had a a I didn't know it was coming from it's not gonna work

[05:22:57] I'm gonna snipe. I have to do it in the beginning of a match.

[05:23:00] These people are two seasons now.

[05:23:02] That one fuck ruined everything.

[05:23:27] I'll try again next time for the next fresh match if we make it to one.

[05:23:43] It's not a terrible spot, it's actually a really good spot.

[05:23:47] It's more timing-based.

[05:23:48] Frost has a bad spot when I farm 35 grand in like two minutes.

[05:23:55] Okay.

[05:23:58] Oh yeah, I don't have binoculars.

[05:24:09] We have two dead bozos here.

[05:24:37] Of course, you fucking ranch shit, I fucking heard him too.

[05:24:41] Oh my god, it's one, okay.

[05:24:48] I, I heard him too.

[05:24:55] Oh my.

[05:25:07] It might be time to steal kits.

[05:25:31] It's too late to refund, right?

[05:25:34] Yeah.

[05:25:35] Hey, yeah, somebody, anyone can afford to have any?

[05:25:40] I heard they did the tele-on call.

[05:25:47] Did they already reset progression? Why are you at 1k?

[05:25:49] Ah, yes, mm-hmm.

[05:25:52] Yes.

[05:25:54] Ah, they gave the choice of some players to just, uh...

[05:25:59] reset early and I opted to do so.

[05:26:05] one dollar.

[05:26:23] I have to accidentally TK a blue and just take their kit.

[05:26:49] Richest to rags, to rags, to richest to rags!

[05:26:58] Hey everyone, I'm a new sub, when does sub Sunday start?

[05:27:02] Oh, welcome man, welcome, you fucking missed it, buddy, you missed it.

[05:27:09] You're late, we already concluded, bro!

[05:27:13] We're literally cleaning up the party now.

[05:27:15] There's just fucking paper plates and shit everywhere.

[05:27:19] Grab a trash bag.

[05:27:22] Help us.

[05:27:24] They told us we got to be out of the place in 20 minutes.

[05:27:45] All right, I gotta find a nice building to be a bitch in.

[05:27:57] Usually finding that building is the top part.

[05:27:59] A nice little area.

[05:28:11] That's a lot of death right there.

[05:28:13] Dude, that's like 5 grand.

[05:28:14] That's like 10 grand if I'm a medic.

[05:28:20] What's the catch?

[05:28:22] Mortars?

[05:28:24] Dude, are you fucking kidding?

[05:28:34] One guy.

[05:28:35] Dude, he's literally, bro, he's literally, bro, he's literally, bro, he's literally,

[05:28:43] Bro, he blends into the shadow camouflage of the building.

[05:28:50] The dude matched the texture of the building so well.

[05:28:55] I think I'm gonna sleep all day in this house.

[05:29:00] You'll get shit on by your little man, Blue for Life.

[05:29:04] I'm gonna sleep all day in this house.

[05:29:07] I think I'm gonna sleep all day in this house.

[05:29:10] Res me, brother, res me.

[05:29:14] Oh!

[05:29:15] I saw a guy behind him in the small phones having an recorder in the smoke.

[05:29:18] Dude, the guy was a camel, like a mecha-chameleon player on the wall.

[05:29:25] Alright boys, let me show you how to make money.

[05:29:47] This is a guide on how to go from riches.

[05:29:51] Actually we've never experienced riches from rags to rags to rags to maybe

[05:29:58] riches maybe we'll get there in chapter 10 but for now more rags buy my cost today

[05:30:05] to find out how the fuck you're doing.

[05:30:35] I'm uninstalling. I'm actually uninstalling this video game. I'm done.

[05:30:40] Out of every building I drive to and then I look at my map and it's literally

[05:30:44] directly in the hot zone. Okay.

[05:30:51] Really?

[05:31:05] He left bruh he left bro he left us don't leave me like him don't leave me please bro

[05:31:34] tip more than your current kit.

[05:32:04] I don't think anyone set up mines.

[05:32:30] Do the driver then with the supply truck?

[05:32:36] Yeah dude, if I really wanted to make money, I could go into Lodgy and start mortaring too.

[05:32:41] Um...

[05:32:43] I have ways to make money when I'm down bad.

[05:32:47] A hammer?

[05:32:49] Mortars?

[05:32:52] But I'm going more PvP right now.

[05:32:54] I'm gonna see if I can snag a kit.

[05:32:57] I'm just kill.

[05:33:00] I can't mad I far it's it's easy to farm building shit. You just have to fucking build

[05:33:19] Yeah, someone killed those guys so I can take this kid

[05:33:21] Thank you, bruh!

[05:33:30] Ow.

[05:33:32] Look at this guy.

[05:33:46] Hasn't slept since the game came out.

[05:33:51] What even is this gun, bro?

[05:33:53] Is this like a one-tack?

[05:34:06] I know sometimes when you alt-look, the car doesn't accelerate.

[05:34:10] It's the shittiest bug ever.

[05:34:12] It literally gets you killed.

[05:34:16] Yeah, I really need to drive around with smokes and D-Fibs.

[05:34:26] That's the other route I have not followed in this game.

[05:34:30] Mass smokes and D-Fibs.

[05:34:32] It will happen.

[05:34:34] Yeah, where am I on the map?

[05:34:44] Yeah, like right there I'm accelerating, but it doesn't input it.

[05:35:10] of

[05:35:17] of

[05:35:24] of

[05:35:27] of

[05:35:37] of

[05:35:42] I don't know where to go

[05:36:02] Okay, I've never shot this gun before

[05:36:12] Maybe I'll find some red stragglers in between.

[05:36:33] It's more about like getting a little rat position as to when the other teams are fighting.

[05:36:44] You attack.

[05:36:45] I think they made a stronghold on the

[05:37:14] This is a stronghold on top.

[05:37:20] Yeah, can you shoot through this?

[05:37:21] It looks like glass.

[05:37:23] I don't know why you wouldn't be able to.

[05:37:30] Yeah, they definitely built.

[05:37:31] I've seen that before.

[05:37:41] Could just be up in a tower.

[05:37:44] Come on, show me a group of four trying to head over here.

[05:37:54] I thought that was above me.

[05:38:11] He's up in a sniper tower.

[05:38:21] Damn, I kind of forgot how you get up there.

[05:38:29] I think it's the ladder.

[05:38:30] Oh, it's risky, actually.

[05:38:31] He actually

[05:38:58] Can't do anything to that truck right

[05:39:01] you should be able to steal the resources right

[05:40:01] Damn, there's so many stragglers.

[05:40:30] I don't know how to switch scouts.

[05:41:00] of

[05:41:26] the

[05:41:28] dude that guy looks so geared

[05:41:38] of

[05:41:45] the

[05:41:51] death of

[05:41:53] death

[05:41:55] of

[05:41:58] Yeah, I already missed that gun I had though, so nice.

[05:42:27] Are you kidding, dude? What are the timings in this video game, man?

[05:42:34] Oh, get the fuck outta here, dude.

[05:42:43] Come on, man.

[05:42:45] What are the fucking timings in this trash, bruh?

[05:42:51] Come on, come on.

[05:42:57] Mosin's smokestack? Uh-uh, I think green and red are too good in this lobby to spend

[05:43:06] so much money. Uh-uh. How many mortars do we have? Maybe I can do some mortaring. Although

[05:43:21] Oh, it sounds like an enemy little bird.

[05:43:24] They're shitting on us.

[05:43:31] How are we escaping this hellhole?

[05:43:51] Why is there a dead guy right there?

[05:43:56] I really don't want to

[05:44:21] There's a player here killing.

[05:44:39] What the fuck is this?

[05:44:44] Who built this?

[05:44:51] It's like, hi, kill me please.

[05:45:21] What the hell is this?

[05:45:48] Get the fuck out of here, man!

[05:45:58] He's right next to you!

[05:46:01] Holy shit, dude.

[05:46:05] This is fucking game.

[05:46:09] I'm bleeding out over here!

[05:46:15] are these mortars gonna reach? actually i think so nice actually if we have

[05:46:25] oh all right

[05:46:30] no way oh god I thought that was enemy 697 range holy shit really wait is it

[05:46:43] Well, I'm gonna be sad if I die.

[05:47:13] Wait, can you murder or kill the fob?

[05:47:24] That was like a direct fob.

[05:47:28] You're kidding dude, he's on our roof.

[05:47:32] Dude.

[05:47:34] Wait, I think he got him.

[05:47:43] Isn't it Gibbles?

[05:47:56] Oh, Peyton? This same shit is still here?

[05:48:07] How am I hold?

[05:48:13] come on brother we got some mortars to shoot

[05:48:33] Man down over there!

[05:48:35] Man down over there!

[05:48:37] Man down over there!

[05:48:39] Man down over there!

[05:48:41] Man down!

[05:48:45] Thank you, man. Thank you.

[05:48:49] Oh, dude, I gotta remind my cutest boy.

[05:48:51] Thank you, cool guy.

[05:48:53] You seem like a cool guy.

[05:48:57] Thank you, man.

[05:48:59] Thank you brother. I won't forget this brother.

[05:49:05] Oh my god, actually knocked my mouse up and I thought we're gonna heal him.

[05:49:09] I'm sorry.

[05:49:10] That happens, man. That happens.

[05:49:13] I'm not trying to hate you over here.

[05:49:15] That's all you get, man.

[05:49:21] Thank you, brother. Thank you.

[05:49:29] How many mortar shots to kill their fob?

[05:49:50] Is it worth spamming it?

[05:49:54] I'm like right there.

[05:50:00] Is it a 14? Is it like 14 grand to destroy it?

[05:50:24] I bet he just dropped off somebody on the roof and we're about to get fucking murdered.

[05:50:41] How did that not hit anything?

[05:50:52] I have no bandages!

[05:51:22] Dude, I don't know what it's actually about.

[05:51:28] That's like, a spot on right there.

[05:51:33] Yeah, whoever's repairing the fob, while I'm ordering it, is a champion.

[05:51:55] Oh, that's direct, bro. Isn't that direct?

[05:52:00] I don't know, I can't tell.

[05:52:25] It's not worth it, but it's just a thing of the day in the mortars.

[05:52:49] How about for science, I see.

[05:53:03] 34 direct hits.

[05:53:21] I would just aim a little higher up and shoot the AA, like 50 meters north.

[05:53:33] I mean, it's like destroying Microtrash.

[05:54:03] One more time, one more time.

[05:54:13] You guys think that diamond is 20 meters north?

[05:54:23] Of course, I don't know how that's not breaking, I don't understand that, I don't get it.

[05:54:30] Ow.

[05:54:31] I know it's been smoking on six shells.

[05:54:41] I

[05:55:11] blues this is Peyton Manning piece of shit again

[05:55:30] thank you Angel Loco thank you man

[05:55:36] a champion of the light

[05:55:41] I actually can't shoot that far.

[05:55:46] He's 720 and I can't hit him.

[05:55:49] Yikes.

[05:56:00] How many shots did you kill in AA?

[05:56:11] I think I was like right here.

[05:56:28] That looked like a direct hit.

[05:56:38] Okay, I'm going to look right.

[05:56:49] Right there?

[05:56:50] Not many left.

[05:56:51] Not many left.

[05:57:01] I'm peppered in.

[05:57:11] Direct!

[05:57:21] Impressive.

[05:57:28] Like right there maybe.

[05:57:33] Oh, I wiggled a lot.

[05:57:48] Oh

[05:58:15] Let's see

[05:58:18] Yo, are you kidding, man? How?

[05:58:48] Okay, the buildings are apparently like coded in anti-mortar bullshit

[05:58:59] Whatever

[05:59:02] Let's go find somebody to kill whether you got a bandage or something

[05:59:08] Does this kill me if he hits me let's see

[05:59:18] Now I know not to stand in front of a border, you know what I'm saying?

[05:59:40] Now we both know.

[05:59:43] Now we're both aware that it hurts.

[05:59:49] Thanks man.

[05:59:51] Cessals of Science!

[05:59:54] Cessals of Science!

[06:00:00] 15 days left we might as!

[06:00:13] It's not coming back.

[06:00:43] Yeah, like five bullets, said.

[06:00:52] Free bandages and fob.

[06:00:55] You know what?

[06:00:56] I'll find somebody to loot.

[06:00:59] Maybe.

[06:01:00] I'll find a random backpack waiting for me.

[06:01:09] There's gonna be a nice massive backpack just like chilling somewhere.

[06:01:28] Nice, nice.

[06:01:35] Yeah, I need corpses, I need corpses.

[06:01:50] Now I need corpses, and I need corpses to downbat at gaming, looking for corpses.

[06:02:09] This is too aggressive.

[06:02:10] Oh

[06:02:40] Yeah, what is adrenaline doing in this game?

[06:03:09] Speed?

[06:03:10] Ah, that's it.

[06:03:16] Can I just hold the charge?

[06:03:29] Oh, you're slowly shitting on that.

[06:03:54] Yeah, is it worth playing medic healing individuals?

[06:04:17] Is it worth it?

[06:04:21] the money worth? Yeah, I got you. Full heal, full heal. How much was that? Is it health

[06:04:35] Spacer, any heal.

[06:04:38] 1400?

[06:04:47] Yeah, they got a fucking tank in here.

[06:05:05] What the hell, who even shot at us?

[06:05:21] Oh, this guy.

[06:05:24] Holy shit, this guy was a goblin.

[06:05:32] I'm gonna play super support

[06:05:44] stick with the squad

[06:05:55] Oh, there's literally a tank right there.

[06:06:01] What is that?

[06:06:03] This guy's like a modified truck.

[06:06:25] Does it have guns on it?

[06:06:32] Bro, this guy's just fucking looking at it.

[06:06:45] All right, STEM factory.

[06:06:52] Sorry, did I hit you?

[06:06:55] Oh, I had no STEMs.

[06:07:00] There.

[06:07:05] here. What is that on the ground?

[06:07:35] A lot of people rocked the Galil, huh?

[06:07:48] Now any meds? Meds, meds, meds?

[06:08:05] I'm surprised you can't steal resources, by the way.

[06:08:20] Oh yeah, you see the shrine, though?

[06:08:30] Hey, y'all, down the field!

[06:08:35] I did that!

[06:08:47] Shoulda loaded those nades.

[06:08:55] No way, bro! Where even are you?

[06:08:59] Dude, get the fuck out of here with that gun!

[06:09:02] No! Like what even is this?

[06:09:06] I got into your pimple.

[06:09:09] No, avenge me, fuck that guy.

[06:09:16] Like, how are you- how? How?

[06:09:20] I don't even see you.

[06:09:23] I'm mad.

[06:09:25] Thank you, bro.

[06:09:27] I was hoping we were going to see some deaths other than my own so I could heal, feels bad.

[06:09:56] The team is fucking owning right now.

[06:10:26] I'm a one bandie. Oh my god, I had a one

[06:10:38] That's worth feeling this guy for nothing. I got you. I moved I moved

[06:10:56] Don't move, don't move, don't move!

[06:11:09] Alright, it's all good.

[06:11:17] AHHHHHHHHHH

[06:11:24] Alright maybe we shoulda moved

[06:11:30] Sorry, I can heal you here

[06:11:41] Fresh heals, brother! Fresh heals! Get in there!

[06:11:47] I gotta go res this one guy risky and no one's near him

[06:12:17] up

[06:12:36] that's not him, he's gonna be pushing

[06:12:47] Oh my god.

[06:12:52] I got defibs on man, if you can get me.

[06:13:22] fuck me man I should have dragged him the thing is I killed the guy that killed him

[06:13:30] but there's always another rat please be successful bro nice

[06:13:38] Oh

[06:13:45] Nah, dude, I killed the one guy they killed them dude was holding the res's

[06:13:53] I don't know if it's worth holding this that this guy has a shotgun in here. It's not looking too good. Oh

[06:14:03] Yeah, just residence all these guys

[06:14:08] I mean shows good run that was not a free kit

[06:14:37] That was on a 180 dollar kit. Yeah, the first body was so geared

[06:15:07] The

[06:15:13] Heart of the building

[06:15:25] I doubt there's any more mortars blue is probably gonna win this now

[06:15:37] Yeah, there's like 8 30k loadouts in the middle of the map.

[06:16:00] Hopefully there's a swing and red dies so the map prolongs a little longer.

[06:16:07] I doubt it, though.

[06:16:09] Actually, it's closed.

[06:16:10] They are dropping.

[06:16:11] That's all red death.

[06:16:14] Still need to end the circles moving,

[06:16:20] but I think they might win this.

[06:16:25] Green, do something.

[06:16:28] Blue and green, come together.

[06:16:31] Oh, they're at 24 now.

[06:16:37] Yeah, damn, they fucking rallied.

[06:16:46] Heavy rally.

[06:17:01] Please, one backpack, please!

[06:17:03] Even though it's GG.

[06:17:05] Green, do something!

[06:17:10] Shit, nah, GG.

[06:17:22] Shit.

[06:17:30] One kill, one kill.

[06:17:32] One kill!

[06:17:35] One kill!

[06:17:42] You had five marks on it, I couldn't even see what I was shooting.

[06:17:47] One kill!

[06:17:53] One kill!

[06:18:00] Okay, okay.

[06:18:10] Nice.

[06:18:15] I'm gonna leave and see if I can find another match.

[06:18:24] Plus 600.

[06:18:25] Yo, it was a rough match, bro.

[06:18:27] Okay, there's a lot to happen in the beginning

[06:18:34] There's a very very rough match, okay, dude. I made it back, okay

[06:18:44] I made it back, okay, how long how long do we have here?

[06:18:52] Yeah

[06:18:54] Almost value

[06:18:57] Watch your feet.

[06:19:11] Danit? No, I'm not gonna blow it off. I'll stream. I'll stream.

[06:19:16] Gotta save it for tomorrow, brother!

[06:19:22] I read.

[06:19:27] Noooo, I won't.

[06:19:35] Boom!

[06:19:38] That sounded like an enemy sniper on the right.

[06:19:43] I'm gonna ignore it.

[06:19:46] I'm only out here looking for a fat backpack.

[06:19:48] It's my goal right now.

[06:19:50] I might run into enemies though.

[06:19:52] This angle is terrible.

[06:19:55] the line between friendly and enemy.

[06:20:02] There's gotta be backpacks in this field.

[06:20:55] I swear there's one more guy.

[06:21:24] running. What the hell? Yeah, behind the white building.

[06:21:48] I got heals, I got heals.

[06:22:12] That's okay.

[06:22:19] Holy shit.

[06:22:32] Guys, something got our number.

[06:22:45] Oh yeah, there's no battery left in this.

[06:22:57] Yikes.

[06:22:59] Yeah, any batteries or anything?

[06:23:12] Any batteries?

[06:23:13] Might need to get some spotters.

[06:23:54] You can carry a rangefinder too and put it on your hockey instead of having it on number

[06:24:07] 3.

[06:24:08] Really.

[06:24:09] Yeah, a stadium behind us, like four in the middle.

[06:24:34] I

[06:24:47] What

[06:25:34] I got I'm gonna get shot in the face why isn't this working

[06:26:04] I'm going, I'm going!

[06:26:06] Don't give me a stem!

[06:26:34] Dude, what the fuck, man, no one's watching that fucking corner?

[06:26:44] Holy shit, dude, how, how, why am I-

[06:26:48] Oh my god.

[06:26:50] He's dead, there's no way.

[06:26:56] He's dead. There's no way.

[06:27:05] I should have just watched that cry. I thought there was at least one guy watching the most obvious fucking spot.

[06:27:11] Nope. I should have done it. I should have done it.

[06:27:15] I should have watched the spot.

[06:27:26] Yikes wow so many died

[06:27:47] And that was a big kid I got to

[06:27:49] 3,000, we're down.

[06:27:55] I'm not zonish.

[06:27:58] Yeah.

[06:27:59] I

[06:28:29] Alright, most likely this is the last death boys, all the four in OBS.

[06:28:48] I've tied OBS to this life.

[06:28:51] As soon as I die, the stream dies.

[06:29:08] Alright, fuck, I maximized OBS.