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Oh my god, Pete Bola.
Oh, seven lettuce cats meow people all that fun stuff.
How are you guys doing?
God damn it, hold on, what's that?
Um
Hold up hold up hold up
all good. All good. All right guys, gonna chat Monday. Oh my god.
How are you guys doing chat? How's life? Yes. Yes. YouTube stream. Oh yeah, dude.
Always gets flagged after sub Sunday because it's always a mix of different
video games. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What do we got here? What do we got here? What is this?
Alright, YouTube is good now. Charry guys doing blows. How is life? I did not raise
two war dogs yesterday. I actually just plugged in a controller and just played on
the TV and just was leveling up my driver. Yo, honestly, dude, if WoW forever was
live my nighttime game would be wow war dogs is live even though there's an
impending um deletion well reset you know I instead it'd be fucking instead
it'd be wow right it would be wow it'd be wow but I'm like I don't want to
I'm waiting for that. I wish it was
Slow roads autopilot full stream. I should just leave that game up and just make it. They should just make that game a wallpaper engine
Yeah, I kind of saw this I know Delta Force lol Delta Force's multiplayer tried
Okay, they tried to be the closest thing to battlefield
They did
I saw snippets of this, but I gotta actually watch it to see if what I saw equates to what seemed to be really good
This will be it
Bro, it's Tuesday, dude. You're wrong
Brother you're wrong ace combat launch trailer. Yeah, what is launching this week?
week. What is launching this week? I saw this. They already emulated Marvel's Wolverine
to boot on PC. They got it to load up. Demon Souls now plays 40 to 50 FPS emulated. Wasn't
it just fucking like 30 FPS last week? But why? Dude, the same reason why you can load
up Breath of the Wild on silky smooth PC. That was honestly one of the best emulations
of a game. Come on, it's unlocking factor. Two FPS on a 5090. I know, but yeah, that's
actually is very fast, I guess. But why? Because it's Wolverine.
But still.
Solo dev game is just practice for GTA. Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude,
that is that did you can't deny that that's fucking crazy.
already emulated Wolverine the fresh out the gate fucking mega software company
product what the fuck GTA is going to be way more I mean GTA I don't think so I
think GTA will will be a little more difficult yeah was there more information
on god of war I saw some new gameplay snippets oh my god is there a YouTube video on it I
saw gameplay snippets I hold firm with my statement about the fucking shit cube okay
I have not faltered if not the little gift I saw but I have to go get an inspection
sticker for a car. I was I was I was looking at some things. That's what I saw. I saw fucking
God of War a little gift, but the quality was ass. Hold on. Oh yeah, God of War new preorder
gameplay. Why is this not official? It feels like it's like leaked or something, but it's
official right maybe the way he edited it first gameplay reveal oh oh it's 40 sec
42 seconds of new gameplay and screenshots and then seven minutes of a
bunch of the old stuff I mean that's kind of that's one way of doing it
The hell is that dude?
Yeah, that cacking is actually fucking cute.
God damn it, man.
I have to scroll up to fucking zoom in.
It's a cute ass emo.
come on man and then this guy hits with a kek ween that I don't even know man that looks
like Gary's mods version of the guy.
What else do we have?
Yeah, what is the game coming out this week?
What are we, what are we, what am I,
what's coming out on Thursday?
As far as I know, regular week.
The Witcher is ace combat this week.
The Witcher is tomorrow.
Really?
The Witcher remaster, I got a little email
about the NDA dropping, but they were like,
you can show the main menu.
And I was like, okay.
But it actually comes out.
I'm blind. Which one is it?
Yeah, which one are we looking at here?
Coming soon? Wild Hunt Songs of the Past?
Oh wait, is it just an update to the base game?
Oh, it's just a massive update. Oh.
Oh, so this is like the full blown big ass remaster that they showed.
You know what?
Oh, oh.
You got to survive the tutorial in this game.
I have tutorial PTSD in this game.
It supports path tracing.
I already know that fucking sequence where you're training with a shit ass sword when you're in the manner.
Oh my God. Is there a mod that just like spawns you after that point?
I swear. That is the worst fucking part of the game.
Wait, you can skip it? You can?
I must have forgot what the button was.
Every time I've gone back to the Witcher, I've done it like three times.
You could always skip it.
Motherfucker.
Alright.
I will definitely, um, it'll be very interesting to try this just to see and experience the combat again.
I will, I will definitely try it tomorrow and actually download it just to see to be a blast from the past. I remember the first time I played the game to it didn't, I couldn't max it out.
It was one of the three digit graphic cards
Five seventy or something
Five sixty, I forgot which one it was
Five eighty five maybe a five eighty it could have been the nine eighty fuck
I don't remember one of the other but I remember I could have maxed this game out when it first launched
It has infinite carry weight no durability built in
you're lying you're lying
toggleable bro wait a minute yeah come on that's crazy that's actually crazy that
sounds like someone looking back at their game and being like you know what
fuck this limitation. yo that's actually that's fucking good shit now you can
turn up durability as well okay see now we're
relining the experience okay that's good hold on pussy mode I love having
encumberings I fucking love it pussy all right dude teach their own bro that's
where you're going to draw the line on skill. Zero friction. Enjoy your buddy. I am a friction
and joyer when the friction isn't some artificial trash. Okay. There's a there's a difference.
Okay. Friction and gaming is fucking. Yeah, dude, that was more like sandpaper.
The friction needs to make sense.
The friction needs to be not a fucking time-waster mechanic.
Fill my bags in World of Warcraft because it's fucking online.
In the single-player universe, dude, getting encumbrance is so fucking shit.
It's just not it.
It doesn't make sense.
In the single-player world it feels like a waste of,
it's just like a mechanic there that feels like
to extend the time of the completion.
The online, you don't feel it as much.
Say what fucking Tarkov?
Bro, we've had this discussion
and clearly the fucking game RPG you guys love
built the fucking mechanic in, all right?
I wonder why.
Say with durability.
That's amazing.
I actually don't remember the witcher having durability. I don't remember that being a problem.
That I don't remember.
No weight makes games too easy.
Bro, that's a very specific mechanic and weight and encumbrance are different mechanics.
Yeah, I don't remember this is the sword break that part. I don't really remember
It does but it's very minor. Um
Yeah, if anything, hmm, I gotta see I I don't I don't know if I'm I'm if I'm willing to lock in
To a playthrough you could say all the side content is good
But what if I played this as a linear game?
and only did the main story, even though I know there's a lot of good sidequests.
But maybe I need to be on a direct path to then encourage me to veer off the path.
I don't know though. I would maybe play it like that. I wouldn't even say it's speedrunning.
It's more...
Bro, there's only a handful of games where I give a fuck enough to go do the side quests.
But this would be, um, mmm, Witcher's worth it. I know like the story and stuff, sure.
I'm not dying to experience the stories again.
I want to more be in the world of the Witcher and the combat. That's kind of it more so on the NPC dialogue
And the stories I say as this does have good stories. I know I
Want to just like play the game in the world, you know, I
Don't know I don't know I don't know
I'll try it though tomorrow. I'm in shit. Why not? It's a good time. Plus there's nothing really out.
I wouldn't say brain dead gameplay. I mean, if you want to, bro, if you really want to have a fucking conversation with an NPC.
Go for it, bro. That's where he's drawn the line.
drawing the line. I want to I want to I want to press the buttons. I want to like actually
move my fingers and play the game more. That's what I want. I would actually like move the
horse fucking move around the world of the game over just stick into a dialogue tree
with an NPC.
What you want in a soul's like just kill bosses, not RPG.
Yeah, I probably would have enjoyed the Witcher
if it was more,
yeah, more solely like,
but not really, even if it was more Onamusha.
Onamusha was actually a solid.
Obviously on a mosh is a little more is is an action RPG the scale
Like the Witcher is a great game I like the universe I like Jeral I like the concept
But sometimes I get lost on the full fucking
Dialogue sequence of it all I get it some of you motherfuckers love that's the greatest part of the game
I know there's at least one guy who agrees with me the witcher combat is awful
I remember it wasn't that good, but they updated it with this patch
Jarrul I fucking love Jarrul
Combat music made me all to for buddy you better fucking load up the lily leaves
Would you play a while if it was single player?
No.
That's a weird, that's a weird concept. That's weird. That's weird.
Yes and no. Yes and no.
Wow is fun when you know that what you're doing has some sort of impact.
Yes, but the gameplay, you know, the
The gameplay loop is just so nostalgic, so like I would, but no, I'm not that addicted.
Why was the social game?
It has no impact.
Motherfucker, it does have impact.
What doesn't have impact is leveling the fucking beta character
and spending all your time on fucking beta.
When you know it's all going to disappear, that has no impact.
impact on live when it's like actually every key click is going to matter because it's
been forever you're playing while temporary right now you're playing while temporary okay
I'm waiting for a while fucking forever if while made people running around as bots
no one would notice. You know what? You're right, but it's more like the, that's not the case.
That's breaking the illusion. Then that breaks the illusion. You could do a wow offline,
and then it just populates with a bunch of bots that look like players.
But like that's not the point. You psychologically know they're not bots and there's
actual players so the world feels alive. Like no shit you can make it artificial but then
when you know it's artificial it kills the magic to it.
You won't finish the main game, do blood and wine DLC.
I mean, does what applies tomorrow,
it must apply to all the DLCs as well, right?
All right, let me see here, what else is there?
High chance in the forecast for the War Doggy Doggy.
What is this delta force, what are they doing unreal engine five warfare I
Need to get a fob on that beacon
If people still play the large warfare mode
I think battlefield 6 actually is like still very fun to play
This game, they tried and it was a solid attempt.
I'm pretty sure that their extraction mode is way more popular now anyways over this.
See this is one of their new maps? Oh shit.
What the fuck? Is that a tsunami?
Yeah, that's what we wanted in Levolution. That's what we were talking about with the
scale. They removed it in the newest battlefield. We want like a Levolution-ass finisher. Yeah,
That'd be fuckin' scary, man.
That'd be scary as shit.
That was actually pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
You know, the thing about Delta Force is they tried,
but it never felt like true battlefield.
It was a super good attempt, but when you play it,
can they miss the mark a bit on top of these servers are fucking dead you join and they have it so
the bots have like actual player names and like ttv names and shit these devs are actually the first
devs to enhance their bots to create the illusion you already know there's you're playing against
bots they went with the double down instead of tagging as like ai they are just player named
So this guy could just have a ttb tag so they try and building the illusion further
Well, I don't know man
This game they fucking tried not many people are gonna make a fucking 64 man shooter
So and I don't know if any other ones announced
It was a solid tent. This was cool though. Honestly, if this this was what this is what fucking battlefield should do
they should go back to big ass level changing events or enters and stuff like the tornadoes was the where it was like
the tornadoes were cool in 2042 they tried again and then they just kind of like stopped
stopped. Battlefield 1 was sick with it. Battlefield 5 had it. Wait, did Battlefield 5 had it? Who had
the Zeppelin? One? Yeah, man. Like that overarching objective or thing while you're DMing or playing
conquest. Maybe the next battlefield will pipe it sketchy plumber simulator. Oh my God.
Okay, this is friend slop but you're all plumbers. They should they should they should certify the
gameplay with like an HVAC school. Alright so it teaches you as well. So you friend
slop, but you also gain a skill.
Yeah, I don't know why that was insanely loud.
It is cringe to call everything sloth, but this just falls into one of the OG sloths,
which is friend slop.
Ha ha ha.
I agree.
I agree.
This is just like one of the OG slops.
It's just one of the OG terminologies.
The word is awful.
It is, it is.
But dude, these games fall heavily under that category.
Like this, like it is.
They're built off of just like any concept with what like four players in mind.
You could say yo it's like yeah you know what it's when it's a genre hits like a trend chasers exactly.
This genre feels like a heavy trend chaser.
So it's like always on upcoming on Steam,
there's like another one.
It's like, yeah.
I mean, sometimes the concepts are pretty interesting
and like, you know, decently cool,
but not all of them.
All right, apparently this game is insane.
I'm 50-50 on playing this.
I think heavily, I will probably try it when it drops.
When does it come out, by the way?
Can you play it today?
Ash, come on.
Yeah, just like the new wave was all the tidy games
coming out where you just see everybody just doing that.
I mean, you can see the same with up in BAM survivors.
Today at 6 PM, I would try this tomorrow then.
It might be game of the year buddy if I'm playing here and even I am buddy how much you fucking relax I
Don't know the Phantom who knows who knows that one's the last fucking nuke in the chamber
Whoa this coming month whoa, we're already in October almost
Oh my god
That's Joker 1.
Get you to a saturation attack.
Joker 1. Joker 1.
You're going to light a fire.
Land on your land now.
We're so far away.
It's your captain, Blaze.
Multiple contact detected.
Eliminate them.
All right, crew.
Armament behind on lead.
We've got a signal today.
All aircraft.
Armament Joker 1.
Brother
I'll try yeah, the trailer was definitely, you know
But whatever bro, let's see let's see
Let's see
When am I gonna play CS2 for the lulz?
Motherfucker, I don't know, man!
When the timing is right and it's not now.
Boring, crashing helis in war dogs now crash jets.
Motherfucker, I just happen to like aviation, okay asshole.
This fucking guy. So I'll go find that guy at Dressmaker stream.
Actually, you know what, and then Linkmate, cause I'm actually curious too.
Linkmate, when you find him one.
Yeah, it was actually, that game was actually pretty damn fucking good.
Fucking good. Yeah, they got to do they got to do like a tuxedo and soup or some shit DLC
They probably can do that
Pathogenic, yeah, that game was so good
Yo, this game was fucking good I already beat this game brother I already have eradicated the motherfucker of his disease, okay?
It took me 7.4 hours of surgery.
I did, bro.
The boss literally died, dude.
Do it again.
My build was fucking so good.
Transport Beaver 3 tomorrow.
Oh yeah.
Where's the, by the way, all right.
gameplay holy shit this fucking cube oh my god this gelatinous jello fuck
Bro, he's just always there
Are you kidding me? I think okay?
I think he's added because they're gonna make merch and that's an easy fucking mold to make in the
Manufacturing plants
That's what I think. I think I swear to God. They're gonna give him a spin-off at this point
He's good. They're gonna start and it's gonna be like a roguelike where you play the fucking Jello. Oh
my god
What is this Disney shit?
He's gonna fucking morph into Mickey Mouse and then they're gonna do a whole fucking show or I don't even know I
Can't I can't I don't even know like I don't I still hate the fucking cube I
I cannot, maybe it's actually like Kratos and he's cursed or something.
Maybe.
I mean the boat looks cool, sure.
I already know he's going to be a character that you fight in the beginning of the game.
This is my assumption.
He damn, he's using this guy as a weapon.
That sucks.
Oh, it's the only thing you could pick up.
Cube skinned.
Yeah.
All of yours.
Yeah.
I think he you're gonna fight him and he's gonna escape and near the end of the game. You're gonna fight him again
Maybe three bosses before the final boss
I don't fucking know man. Okay, maybe
Maybe
Yeah, he's gonna like escape or he's gonna be like
And then he'll be back
I'm still gonna try it, brother. I'm still gonna play it. All right. It's God of War, man
40 minute gameplay of phantom blade putty. No fucking way am I watching that? It's it's coming out in like 20 days, brother
You're all dumb anything but gameplay is irrelevant for God of War
No, you can't. What do you mean, bro? What are you talking about? Did you not just play
the, did you not just play the 2016? When did it come out God of War? The story was
so good. The story was so fucking good. 2018. That was one of, like, the best parts of
the game was average.
It was such a good store.
Dude, that shit was that was so good.
Everything about the game was good.
Story, gameplay, character, music, everything was.
Reveal.
nah. But this one definitely feels different for sure. You know, feels different for sure.
2018 was great. Ragnarok was rushed, especially Asgard's section. Ragnarok was good. No, Ragnarok
was really solid. It definitely felt like it was good.
It does fall into honestly if Ragnarok was deleted.
It doesn't matter if they never do a sequel for the game, it wouldn't have mattered.
You know how I feel about sequels.
You know how I feel about fucking sequels.
sequels IMO fucking suck balls.
Usually the first game is like, bro, that that was awesome.
That was full play done, finished, easy clap.
You really didn't need a Ragnarok.
You really didn't.
It was fun playing Kratos again, and it was more like a big ass DLC.
Looking back, like the story was cool,
But it didn't expand so heavily where you're like, holy shit.
The villain was cool.
Sure, Zeus was cool.
There were good moments in the game.
Don't get me wrong.
Ragnarok had some cool fucking moments.
Zeus and Thor were cool.
Or Odin, Odin, not fucking Odin.
They were played very well.
The characters were good.
the fights were solid. But overall, I remember the ending of Ragnarok felt a little corny.
It felt like some avengers shit. Because it's like the beat it felt very I remember getting
I remember feeling a little corniness at the end. It felt like the illusion lost itself.
It felt like you see like beasts in the background,
just like fight, it felt like cinematic or choreographed.
Running through the final fight.
Entire game was corny, every character a comedian.
I actually don't fully remember the specifics.
I remember, oh yeah, when Brock died, oh yeah.
True ending was the funeral. I don't know, man. Overall, Raiden Rock, truly, if it didn't
exist, I don't care. I don't think anything would have changed. 2018, God of War, absolute
fucking stellar game. Biggest flaw is maybe they used too many fucking ogre fights. Fair
criticism fair criticism agreed overall the game was so good that you don't notice it as much
some people did
but this ship brother oh it kind of is falling into the uh same with ragnarok
i wonder if it's going to be kind of fielerish feeling like they're going to use the big god
names and sure but it's not gonna I don't know if it's gonna fall under that category
like it'll be a Ragnarok adjacent I'm not playing it for sure I have no interest oh really
the
what we had here?
Um, that that was it.
Pretty much I on to I'm going to be I'm going to be trying out not now later.
I on to comes out on the 30th, I thought.
No.
I'll be time.
I'm going to try a bra.
I got it.
I'm going to pop my suit and die.
Okay.
We're going to be hitting it up.
We're going to see.
I
Totally forgot some of my clips get my short. Yeah, the shorts hit dude. There's shorts
Listen, the short sometimes pulled millions of views. Okay. It's kind of nice. I forgot that I posted on Facebook sometimes
Four million hits on this damn clip and I just realized bro
So half of these people probably think this is like real footage.
You got to log into fucking Facebook dude.
Who has a Facebook account other than your grandma?
Exactly what I mean.
Exactly.
I don't even know my login.
I did not see this, I just felt this shot.
There's no slider, okay.
Wow, how do you even use this?
This is horrible.
Alright, it's fine man, we can always run him over.
There's no fullscreen.
I did not see this move.
Oh, I just felt this shot was by me. Let's go find him. I bet he's in this building, bro
I bet he's in here sniping like a
Bro
Clips hit bro, they're kind of cringy when I watch them
I'm like who the fuck watches this but then I'm like, bro people probably think this is real footage
But it's just Arma and it's Facebook reels who the fuck watches Facebook reels, but apparently that many people
that hits
Sure, I can't the log in to check the comments
Bots maybe man, I don't think the answer to everything is bots. I think there's a lot of scrollers
It could be bots
50% on Facebook it is
is. Chat truly, there is some memeage with the bots, but like truly, sometimes the memeage
in the chat goes too far where it gets the idiocy. Unless I'm completely fucking wrong.
Sure the dead internet theory, but it's still a fucking theory, brother. Come on. Your memory
is bad. What do you mean you really think when you I'm not, brother, this isn't like
the only one I've hit a couple of million on. Okay. I'm just saying. Is it truly IG and Facebook
share shorts? Oh, do that. Well, I've gotten the same one like TikTok, but like truly there's
got to be a lot of it is legitimate. It must be. I get the bots you hear about it and
Yes, yes, but like I don't know man
Yes, and no like yes and no
Okay motherfucker then why don't okay that means okay, you know what that means I made great bot content
Okay, that's what I see. Where's your fucking million like bot content you fucking new?
dude bro so fucking shit at content even the fucking robot doesn't even want to watch
even the fucking bot filters it come on dude the bot literally prefilters your fucking
trash brother at least I got the box watching okay they're gonna be yo okay
I'd rather be known by the box okay at least if eventually they're gonna take
over okay at least I like wait a minute before they fucking shoot they're gonna
be like wait a minute and remember the clip that they watched because they
have forever memory okay AI is crazy and they're back like wait I remember
He's funny.
Take him.
Okay.
This is content prep.
This is doomsday prep.
Where's your fucking content?
You're already filtered.
At least the motherfuckers trained off my shit.
That means they remember.
They have no training on your shit.
I don't know, bro.
said it's uh that I'm that's doubling down on if the dead internet theory is true
because if you believe in the dead internet theory that means you believe in all this AI
shit and then the robots etc etc okay there ain't no way you believe in that but then
that you don't believe in all the other stuff that comes with it.
Bop brothers.
All right. This is how you do it. You type one, if you're a bot.
Okay, type one if you're a bot and you're in America, but it's not going to work, man.
It's not going to work.
Just keep breaking it down further and further.
Wait, Anansu, what permissions do you need?
What do you need, man?
I got the chat spamming shit, so I don't know.
I'm just stalling until the unavoidable war dogs, okay?
You don't understand, brother.
There's a lot of different ways of doing things, and then the money go up.
Even if it's artificial, I did.
I did some trucking last night and delivered some pallets.
Money go down, I'm a little up, I'm a little up.
On 7TV, give him editor.
Do I have to log into 7TV?
You can log into 7TV.
Sign in via Twitch.
Okay.
Now how do I do this?
Settings.
Editors.
Oh, I see it. Add.
Are you just an answer straight up? Oh yeah, okay. It ties in.
What do I give you an answer?
It's not even October. Why is it Halloween emotes already buddy? Have you been to a fucking store these motherfuckers set out pumpkins and
Get they prep you
They prep you and already have a section for Halloween in fucking like
March, okay
They preemptively put one tower of Halloween like it's coming
They prep your ass for this, not March, okay, maybe like August, even July.
We're in the week of October now, Matt, we waited.
Wait, Anansu, what do I give you?
Is it edit for emotes?
Yeah, but there's different sections of editors. I'm going to just give you emote set manage, not admin.
Just editor.
Super admin if you're going to work with bio super admin.
Okay, sure.
I made you admin of emotes and emotesets.
Manage personal emoteset.
There you go.
I basically gave you super admin.
basically super admin.
Alright, so tomorrow I'll check out a little Ace Combat maybe just to see if it's really that good.
I don't, the only thing about Ace Combat, I don't know if it's kind of like Persona where Persona gets really good reviews.
But you also not every Joe Schmoes giving persona a fucking 10
You know, I don't know if ace combats gameplay style. They've made so many
I don't know if it hits like an area of
You need to enjoy that gameplay style
Yeah, but it's not just jets. It's jets. It's arcadey jet with like a weed fusion
It's not we it's not bro. It has Japanese storytelling tropes kind of like it's not we but it has that Japanese storytelling flavor. It's Bondi Namco. Sometimes they kind of
they kind of it changes it up a bit. So some people like it or not. So I don't know if it
follows that same shit. Ignite men. Oh yeah, this game was fucking awesome. This had great fire.
When does this come out? Oh, this comes out October 1st. This demo was actually cool.
Mainly because of the fire effect with the smoke.
Yeah, this game was actually great, dude.
Uh, we playing anything today.
Motherfucker, I'm about to load up.
All right.
Transport fever three comes out.
I'm just making sure we touched all the, you know, crossed all the T's and dotted all
the I's.
I still judge anybody who plays these games.
I mean, this one, fine.
What do you do here?
No fucking way are these the same devs.
That's hilarious.
Same day, two fucking dinosaur ass museum tidy up games drop, it's like these guys were making it and they're like, bro, some other asshole is making a similar game.
We got to release it before them.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, they're both priced the same. What is the lore here? This is unusual. Wait, hold
on. Why are they priced the same as well? Is this like an all out 1v1? It's very rare
You see such a close 1v1. What the fuck? Dude.
Yo, Dino Bones is shitting on them in reviews.
Okay, yeah, this tidy up game isn't bad because you see the bones of different dinosaurs not
here's a bunch of fucking cans on the ground pick them up
Okay, there's a little more, okay?
This is more interesting.
You see the anatomy.
see the anatomy. Oh my god, I thought I was gonna knock the whole thing down.
You know what, why not?
Why not?
It doesn't look bad.
I swear there's other games like this.
I swear there's another Dino game I played on Sub-Sunday, but sure.
This comes out when tidying shit up is in.
The one I played, that's when anyone was like, who the fuck wants to play a game
where you tidy shit?
Just, you made it at the wrong time.
You wouldn't be asking that today.
sure okay that one that trailer kind of looked decent
who plays the game where you design dresses I did yesterday what are you
Sandra what are you saying that's actually not weird
Right off the bat I already see why the other one is better
Yeah, this is just like a bunch of random shit.
The other one was concise.
It felt like you were making...
Wait, are the menus the same?
Maybe there was dev internal drama and they decided to go in two different directions.
I don't know the lore.
This guy wanted more shit on the ground.
And the other guy was like, no, bro, let's just make it only about fucking dinosaurs.
And this guy's like, no, I want to fucking break shit on the ground and rebuild everything.
of this one I would play to I see why it has
what seems to be more players it has a better less fucking
ridiculous presentation
Presentation
Who buys these is the real question
This fucking guy he's applying his oh I'm a gun ball and gun player
I'm a fucking ball and gun player
How can anyone play something that isn't with a ball or a gun I cannot wrap my head around shit
You know what you remind me of the motherfucker who's like who wants to watch someone play video games? That's what you remind me of
Look where the fuck we are now
Guess what there's shit that is unimaginable that people enjoy and
Once you get past the concept in your head as to why and just realize it exists things make a lot more sense
When you get stuck on the why
That's when you're fucking stalling you just have to accept that it exists and then it's like, okay
Says you yeah that answers that guy's question
Why the fuck does anyone buy anything?
Alright boys, you know what?
True.
Why?
But you know what?
Before you can answer that question you need money.
And you know where you make some money?
This game.
While losing copious amounts
I'm out see you chat this fucking guy acted like anyone saw that shit. Fuck you
I'm up to you guys this fucking guy. I was the only one who saw it
So let me take your ass out instead.
That's fucking guy.
Like he's bros with the chat.
See ya guys.
Who?
Now I'll see your ass out, man.
Oh my fucking go him, okay?
I'm kidding man, I'm kidding.
No, I'm not. Fuck you, Ben.
Piece of shit.
Why can't I hear anything?
Heh heh heh.
I'm actually banned.
Chat, don't worry!
Don't worry, he's going through the pipeline.
He needs to find the needle in the haystack, and then he gets unbanned.
Or he has to play...
He has to peel a thousand potatoes in that one simulator.
He has avenues. He has pi-
There's pipelines to get unbanned.
Make him farm WoW Gold.
Holy shit, it is serverless.
Nah.
Alright.
I fucking love warm bugs.
I fucking love warm bugs.
I fucking love this shit.
Oh shit.
I love war bombs.
No one loves it apparently.
Alright, first things first.
I'm just gonna fly until I blow up.
Okay?
This is what I'm doing.
Today's goal is to at least drop one C4 filled crate onto the enemy.
I gotta do it once.
And also building a fob on top of this moat stack.
And also maybe being a medic.
And then maybe actually shooting people in the hot zone.
I haven't really done that. That's actually the least thing I've done in this game.
Actually go to the hot zone and kill people.
I played that. That's probably the least thing I've done in this game.
You showed the server.
It's okay, bro. None of you played this game.
Don't worry about it.
Bruh, no one's here.
Fine.
Maybe this is a good time to do it.
Unless he's...
Ah, yeah, one sec.
You know what?
This is early in the game.
Hold up.
This is early in the game.
Oh, now here comes everybody fucking died, apparently.
Apparently, I was setting up.
Apparently, everybody died.
I saw the new thing people do is they have crates and sell people guns.
I've seen that shit. I was wondering why there are a bunch of crates in spawn.
That's what these motherfuckers do.
They put their high level guns in the crates and then sell them for a profit to low levels.
I mean, yeah.
Alright, whatever.
It looks like we're going.
Ah, fuck this crate.
Whatever.
I'll come back.
They did that in the beta with bandages?
Yeah, but who needs bandages?
It's for people who have unlocked a high level gear.
Is this- yeah, is this corruption?
It's always interesting to see how these games evolve.
I'm not really sure about that though.
It's kinda like, interesting that people are doing that?
Does it fuck with the game overall?
I don't know.
I mean, it kinda looks like a low level player to spend their money in preview a weapon,
and then...
I don't see it as a downside.
It's kind of cool. It is kind of cool. It is part of the sandbox.
A low-level gets to use a high-level weapon and can pay for it.
Why not?
Hey, where do you guys want to go?
Pazzo? Right here?
Oh, God. How do you fly? It's been a day.
This guy already has his, okay, this guy already has his little bird.
Right out the gate.
What am I going to make my first million?
Honestly, if I didn't spend any money and just kept going in, if I played recon, transported,
no, no transport, because there's too much AA.
I could make a million if I didn't spend money.
I would just go in unarmed or with shit $400 loadouts and loot other players and just slowly kill.
So it's all money coming in instead of trying to first come out of...
uh, the cost of the heli.
You could fuck a cop up, but if I really gave a shit, I would, but this is more fun to do.
I was literally doing that yesterday. You make so much money doing that.
It was still increments of like 30 to 50k lives.
But like this is not as much optimal- I could optimize it if I really wanted to.
I could do a road to million, but then I would have to do only infantry gameplay of sp- uh, just playing infantry.
Which I could I just don't feel like that's not fun at the moment
You're looking like you were thinking about it. Hey, you coming in or no
No snake god damn it, bro, you are a master stream sniper
This guy's always in my fucking games.
As long as you're not a fuck on the other team, I don't give a shit.
I want to see this C4 while there's soldiers to transport.
How we doing boys?
I know we got one in-game millionaire in here.
I know some of you guys are owning.
Brace!
Fuck me, man.
I don't know how I did it recover that, I fucked up.
Alright, one more chopper, that one didn't count.
That one didn't count.
Thank you, quick.
I know what I did wrong.
Actually no, actually no what?
I'm gonna do the seapors.
Yo, there's a- Yo, being a tramp- Being a flyer does not make that much money.
You're at the mercy of fucking people dying. Your team dying.
And then no one wants to pick up the crates.
You don't make a lot of money doing this.
The consistency to your your you're at the mercy of your teammates dying
And then it takes a while
You're not always in a full six of six
It's still fun to fly and move the troops around though. Oh
Let me see
Let's see if this is enough.
Dude, pallets aren't work- you can't do a pallet.
No one opens these crates.
It's very rare you see a player actually give a fuck to open these crates.
Most of these players don't even build the fob.
server blue looks like they're doing something like I said they should make it
so the little bird can have mini-palates then people will open them
No, cuz bro, chat.
Just fucking...
Some people fuckers!
What do you even say?
Gotta drop crates of ammo, bandages, nades and stuff to the front line.
Yes and no.
I feel it seems kinda rare where someone's popping off so hard that they need a player
usually dies before they need a resupply. Maybe like a box of nades or something if they're
like fucking popping off for like 20 minutes straight. I play a lot of blue. There's just
a lot more death before they run out of supplies. So you would just be spending so much money
and then luck with them not interacting with the crate. And then you just burning
money on the supplies even bandages yell the players don't give a fuck that much
to open the crates yes there's too much yes or wrong the player barely builds a
file you need one guy usually and it's usually one guy who's the builder
everybody else wants to just go shoot in the hot zone
all right hold up oh fuck I might die here I don't know if this is gonna work
I dropped him off
Oh
Dude that blew nothing up what?
Yo, that was like directly on their base I had to do it fast
You miss by a mile I couldn't even whip my camera around I was it was right at the AA
All right, one more time, one more time.
Was I too far away?
I don't know where the crates dropped, it looked like I was near it.
Let me try again.
I am playing the game.
Brother, desiccous, if you want to watch someone do that, go ahead.
That's fucking guy.
Alright, let's see here.
One more time.
Let's see here...
I'm not sure what color that dude's team was on. Sorry about that, I'll pull...
Yeah, this guy just wants fucking vanilla-ass, shooty-shooty, and another shooty-shooty game.
Let's not try doing some sandbox-interesting stuff. Let's just go back to the basic bread and butter.
Absolute brain dead monkey.
Let's go do what we do with every shooter since the Donna fucking FPS.
Deviate from it, you're not playing it correctly.
Let's see it.
Yeah, they should do a game called War Monkeys.
They should do that.
Actually, they already did.
It was a solid ass game, actually.
I think Ape War was it? That was actually a good shooter.
All right, mother truth.
Kamikaze with C4.
If I could find their APC or whatever their spawner is, let me see how to do this.
There's a lot of moving parts.
Alright, let me see, let me see.
Oh shit, minus 25k? No.
Hold on, hold on, ease it in.
Hold on, hold on.
Someone needs to spot it on the map.
Oh, that's for a red space.
Shit.
Yeah, these guys don't even have a base here.
There's AAM that's a fly across.
I'm going to avoid.
Come on man, just give me one.
I need this.
Alright, red.
There's one blue guy doing Recon here.
Alright, we're gonna just clock these down.
Hey, yo, Amazon delivery boys.
Amazon.
Alright.
How are you fucking kidding me one guy vehicle destroyed?
Yeah, what the fuck dude?
How did that not destroy his mortar?
Unless it did.
Oh yeah it did!
It did. It did.
The mortar's gone.
Nice.
That was not worth the hat money investment.
investment. But it was worth it. It launches way outside. I know the right one, I don't
know where it went. The left one actually landed on the mortar. If you could do that on, see,
doing that on artillery, if they had an artillery take outside, you could do that. Like, wait,
Is that artillery? That sound?
Oh, that's our guy though.
I'll try one more time, but hmm...
If the enemy doesn't have good built-out bases, the...
The targets are kind of potato.
I saw you can do this on a fob and get like 15k.
Or I drop in with IEDs and try to blow up their bays.
I'm not sure how many I can carry on me though.
Yeah how big is an IED in this shit?
I know, doesn't it go on your third slot, specialist?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Alright, we're gonna do 9 C4 on this.
What up bruh-
Da!
Hotshots delivery!
For the red team!
Hotshots!
Very hot sauce, very hot.
How did that just happen?
Wait, what the fuck?
Hold on, hold on.
It was too hot, too hot.
Very hot sauce.
Very heavy, heavy sauce.
Alright, heavy sauce.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, there's a C4 limit.
Okay, yo, I thought someone shot it or something.
Okay, you cannot put that many C4, or is it too heavy?
Two, three, put an item in it.
Can I just split this?
It says split stack control flies, um, okay bro we got this, believe, oh yeah this flight
is offline. Sorry. Yeah, what the fuck? Where's my C4? What? Wait, my detonator isn't even
getting into my hand. What the fuck? Oh, maybe it like bugged or something weird. Okay, we are
done with that. Who said put an item inside? Motherfucker acting like he knew what he was
talking about. I was fully confident that was gonna work when you said that. All right.
Two, three, four, five, six. You know what? I already have some, so might as well do two.
So I can do double drops. But next time I'll bring one and not have that many C4.
Yeah, well hopefully a sniper doesn't shoot my crate. Holy shit. I didn't think about that. This is actually oh my god I
Feel like Batman at the end. I'm moving the nuke out of the city
He'll blow himself up, I bet.
I've had two successful deliveries, but one actual.
I can't lurk and see if the enemy team has artillery.
And then if I can drop this on the tank...
Whoa, what the fuck?
Boo!
Dead.
Why are you waiting for it? Because sometimes I maneuver too heavily and then I have to dodge while adjusting my fucking little bird.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, dude, come on, I need this.
Brother, where are you? Shoot again, bitch, shoot again.
One more, one more.
Okay, interesting.
One more for the pinpoint.
No, that's not him.
If that was really good, I'd drop it on the road and blow it up right there.
Oh!
Dude, he's in the trees!
Shit!
please please please gaben bless this shit please brother please
I did it! I did it! Oh fuck!
Oh you fucking...
Oh my god I'm alive! What the fuck?
Yeah, what? Okay.
What, dude? How? How did that ju- I did not fucking throttle up. How did that- dude, how?
Still no profit? You know what? There's another one. I just heard another artillery.
it was 14 grand so if I did that first I would have been up six grand that was
after three that was after six C4 crates I was at negative 14k
I think it's a friendly guy.
I think it's some friendly guy just trolling.
Or there's some guy with a bunch of AA in a truck somewhere.
You can't fly it higher because I think it breaks on impact.
I think the first crate blew up on impact.
I'm not sure.
Or he shot it.
Oh!
Good thing I brought two boxes.
All right, if I'm successful with this one, it's plus 14k.
Come on, brother.
Someone's got to farm the whales.
I've been on artillery track is like a hundred grand to spawn.
Why else would you get that much money on kill?
How much time until the... oh I have time. Nice.
8k?! Get the fuck out of here! 8k for that piece of shit?!
What?!
No way. Yo, bro, this is off-limit, sorry man.
Okay.
What? That's balance? Yeah, really? Isn't it a mobile mortar?
That sounds amazing. I bet you can camp off the map and order anywhere on the map
What's the downside it's slow?
the little bird cost 6k yeah and that has a fucking unlimited range shell that
can impact anything it only cost like 9k well they're probably limited I guess
you could get a stinger right and kill it for 14k as well and stinger's like 5k
hold on shit
oh okay as soon as you get out of the pilot seat
I just got to see if he knows up
Oh, did I should deliver some shit to that fucker
He built the whole base on our side
That's funny. I think that guy's doing that thing called fun.
Oh! One more, one more, one more, one more. One more, one more. One more! One more! One
One more beach
No more buddy wait wait is that I think that little bird just took him out
There's a guy attacking I
Don't know if that's the off opposing team it could be because there's a fire in the trees
Bitch you better not take him I killed this is my meat
these are my targets I can drop this he is not shooting anymore the other thing
would be setting the crate up on the road and seeing if somebody stops and
then I blow it up. This looks like the main road. But they probably just drive by it,
What do I do?
Fine green artillery?
Dude, the other arty I think I blew up.
He hasn't shot.
I think that little bird killed him.
That sound, is that, is that our tiller?
That sound?
Right there, that little sound.
Is that our tiller?
There's like a distant shot.
right there right there green arty is in kill feed
chill brother chill where you at man
I gotta be close.
Probably over on this side.
Come on, bro!
If you're at 54 points, you must have one guy artillery.
One guy.
One guy, one guy.
I don't think so.
Hmm.
Do I drop it off of the tower?
Wait right there?
Was that it?
Where are you at one more one more
one more one more fucker one more
delivery with your name at it
was I don't think so
a little bit of a express
be more
be more
you guys are tripping that sound was not fucking artillery
This guy's the slowest fucking arty!
I don't think so, man.
It's close.
You can...
What is the range of an artillery?
You're telling me he can be here and shell...
the circle?
What?
The other guy was a lot closer.
No way.
Nah, I'm dropping this off.
Oh!
I'm dropping this off, oh wait
Do you know? Do you know? I see him, I see him, I see him
I think I see him Oh
I don't know if he knows bro, why are you what are you doing?
There's no way
What a fuck man
No way he must there's no way
Maybe he's repositioning
Boys I got fuel I got fuel I will make it back to base maybe
Let me copy of myself hold on I
See him I bet he's repositioning let him set up and shoot so he feels safe
There's a high chance I failed this, so let me lower the percentage of fail.
I see him still. I see him.
Buddy!
Fucking shoot your shit!
I'm not going to kamikaze.
I'm getting back home.
This ain't a one-way mission.
I'm judging this guy right now. I'm judging him. Why isn't he shot yet?
I'm judging this piece of shit
Worst mortarer he could be out of ammo. No, I
See him dude. He's all the way down there. Is he ammo?
Why is he repositioning so heavy? He's going in a weird direction.
He's going into that trail line over on the left side.
Yeah, but the mortar is very loud.
He should be, I think it might be hard to kind of hear.
Flyby C4 is very hard to aim and drop the crates.
I'm gonna miss.
Shit, I actually lost him.
Oh wait, oh my god, he's right there. Holy shit, he's right in front of me.
Buddy, stop fucking moving, asshole.
Park your shit, bitch!
Yo, this fucking guy.
What are you doing, fuck guy?
What the fuck are you doing?
You would think the guy in the artillery isn't an idiot.
I don't think he hears me.
I don't know if I can drop from this height if I turn I
See my fuel bra I see it
That was actually of Arma.
Yeah, who's gonna ride out of fuel first?
You're telling me through the loud ass interior, he hears a little bird above him?
You know, yesterday people were like,
Ah, it's so loud, he can't hear it.
Alright, yeah, this guy, I'm about to, I don't think it's even worth dropping it on him
because I'm gonna miss.
I might just go drop this off and kill somebody.
Alright, attempt two.
Dude, I'm gonna fail.
I tried. Hey, yo, fuel guy, what the fuck are you? Yeah, I felt like that looked like
I think it was maybe gonna hit.
I was kinda late on switching seats.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, most of these bucks are- have no idea.
Alright.
I would-
Guy in the mortar.
Were you avoiding the little bird?
I need to know. Was he just oblivious? Or was he actually trying to avoid it?
Thank you, man. That's enough. You need a ride? You need a ride?
Oh, shit.
What little bird? I don't know. The guy in Planet Anal named Aspanki was the mortar guy.
God damn it, man.
Yeah, the other dude was just shooting his fucking mortars, oblivious?
I don't even know.
I could do it one more time, but that was kind of sash.
Who knows?
Maybe the other dude re-spawned and he bought another one.
Yeah artillery.
I could also drop it off and kill that guy who keeps locking on to me.
I could give him some, yeah I could, it would destroy his bob too.
Let's give him some crates.
Assuming he didn't build a machine gun thingy.
Heavy assumption on that, I don't know if you did.
Appreciate it.
I don't know if he did this.
All right, we'll do a tranfor.
Hey, um, oh, whoops.
Internet score, why would you want to be sought off?
Boop boop, boop boop.
Hey yo bro, we gotta go kill a guy who's aiming at all our planes.
He's up, he's near us, fuck me.
Sorry, I fucked the tire.
Six, right?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
two, three, four, five, six, seven total.
Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in.
Sorry.
Alright, as you see, there's a guy nearby with a fob and a bunch of AA,
so I gotta drop this crate off.
If you wanna fall too and kill him, that'd be cool.
Either in this one or the next one?
By the way, the seat to the left of us is filled with C4.
The next one. The next one is where he's at.
Don't panic.
Yeah, he's in a truck nearby.
Shit, they might RPG me these fuckers are good. He might RPG me as I fly by. Oh shit
There is there is
Battle of Minuses.
Whoa, minus five grand, whoa!
Yeah, minus five grand, bitch!
There goes your car, too!
Whoa
You're not getting it you're not getting it. It's not happening. It's not happening bro your cars ours now
Hey, yeah, you better have a gun to kill this guy bro fall off if you do buddy. Tell me you have a fucking gun
Go fucking punch him to death.
Go punch him.
He literally has explosives.
This is your duty.
Punch this fuck to death.
Kick his ass.
I'll pick you up if you win.
Okay.
Yeah, get in. I'll drop you up at your base.
Fucking useless.
First I gotta blow up your shit.
Alright, cause I'm poor.
hold on hold on don't take that don't I'm this is a trust system I'm gonna drop
you off I'm the guy that dodged your shit
there's a chance I miss hold on this is what I was trying to do to you fucking
asshole but I forgive you now there's your fucking shit alright you better
this is gonna make me some money
I swear it just blew up.
Why did that just blow up on impact?
Yeah, don't take my chopper, okay?
Oh my god, I don't understand.
Don't worry.
I swear there's a C4 in here by the way.
By the way, there's a safety C4 in here.
I did it by accident.
So even if you lift it up, you're gonna die.
We both might die here.
I- actually, I left click, and I don't know where it went.
AHH!
Snake, are you fucking kidding me? You stream sniping fuck.
What are you doing man? Get the fuck out of my server. Get the fuck out.
Yeah is the chopper still good? I can't make any money. I tried killing the red dude. Yeah
dude, who asked? Who asked? You fucking failed. I don't think I can pull out of here. I
I don't even know how this is working right now.
Alright, okay.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
You know what?
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
Do you have a wrench?
If you don't have a wrench...
Come on, man.
Oh, you know what? I should- I should have repositioned first.
You're right.
Yeah, we can buff this out. There's a guy back at the farm?
He does crazy work.
There's a guy back at the farm!
He just wasted shit.
Alright.
Snake, you ruined my fucking money, man.
I was chasing him and this is what you did.
I'm blaming you.
Now I'm poor as fuck, dude.
You ruined your own money!
Okay buddy. If you don't put anything in the crate, it blows up. Is that true? Is that
true? That happened to blow up at like the worst time. You might be right. Maybe it is
like a declutter mechanic. Alright, we're gonna try one more time. It blows up. What's
point yeah we have time the server is literally 5050
you may be right you may be right I see that
one more on artillery and then this was fun it's funny you can do it but
you really need the opposing team to be completely fucking stupid
at times
I think six is enough on each 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5...
Oh shit, whoops.
Can you get a plane dead by daylight?
Brother, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're...
This is the wrong chat room.
I'm on an assumption here.
Right, you're on the wrong tab.
I'm going to assume that the mortar guy on red respawned.
I'm going to make that assumption.
Should be very used to play, yeah, he's not wrong.
Up 4k.
Up 4k.
come on man shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
fuck the green arty guy you even know where he wanted the artillery
shoot buddy shoot
red arty red arty red arty
It's more consistent just constantly dropping these on their fob.
I don't think they have one.
That'd be the most consistent.
And then if there is a heavy artillery, then you go out and find one.
I'll swoop by green if I don't hear it, I'm gonna drop these off at green base.
Take the IR binos, I don't have those unlocked.
Infrared just should not be a thing in a game you unlock.
Infrared's like the worst shit in every game.
No game should go to enter it. Just pretend it doesn't exist. Sure in real life, but in
a video game it's kind of stupid. Even Tarkov does it as well. I guess with Tarkov it could
be super expensive. But still.
I don't know if that was worth the money.
I did not mean to flare eight grand eight grand for that so gotta do it twice how much
are 12c4 I definitely just rent a lot of his his mortar him and whatever else also dodging
the fucking... uh oh. No, I'm dead.
Brother, you're fucking back, dude. This guy's fucking back.
Alright, I'm going to switch servers.
Actually, no, I'm gonna do a budget run make some money
It's fun to do that, but yeah
May see if I can make some a little bit off of one guy's trash a
Little defense all my all my blue
what's going on here awaiting repairs holy shit they don't even know how to
a bit they don't even know how to repair that
I
Don't know what to do right now
Do I switch servers or
I'm I switch servers
If you repair it people
Who come out get a lot of points. Oh, really? Is that true?
From the person who repairs it
I got a wrench to fix the repair, so we can spawn.
There's a wrench in the spawn track? Well, they don't know. Watch it be repaired when
I get back
All right, I already know this guy is gonna lock on and kill us there's they have a C4 guy in a truck on the right side
Race for the beats about to happen
Bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me, bring me!
Oh, you're only fucking there when I'm flying! Why, you asshole!
He ran out!
Oh!
Oh God, I told you, bro!
Don't tell me you flared too soon!
I didn't, I did not trust.
I did not trust, but maybe I should've.
I need a fucking ride, brother!
There you go, brother, you got a fucking shit?
There you go, there you go.
Can I have a ride?
I need a ride back.
You're an FK aren't you?
We're running, we're running.
You're an FK, aren't you?
We're running. We're running.
Cardio.
I'm sorry, man. I got PTSD. I didn't trust you, bro.
I didn't trust you. I apologize.
Okay, the many pilots would just be like, oh fuck, and then we would all die, y'know?
My bad, my bad.
Get your ribbons.
There it is, there it is, very nice, thank you. Wow.
Precise.
Brother! You're telling me if I repair this, I'm gonna get an assist on every spawn?
You're also telling me no-
Buh-uh! Fuck I did this!
You blue fox!
This is why we're always on the least amount!
I'm fucking better!
I don't know where they're going to extra mids.
I don't.
Fuck.
Yeah, I know I got a tier three hammer they're not using.
Yeah, a tier two.
I need a three.
There might be one.
Oh, wait, we got two mortars.
Is there another mortar?
Wait, one, two.
I swear there's another mortar bag here.
Yeah, that is a good mortar setup, I will say.
Really good cover.
Oh shit.
Hey asshole, we see you.
Yo, he's right there.
He's right on the corpse.
I'm gonna shoot him.
I see him.
I don't have him.
Oh yeah dude, I forgot I bought a gun.
Holy shit, I forgot.
I usually don't.
Yeah, good call, good call.
Have a good pullover!
There you go, bro.
Rags to the bridges.
I got you, bro.
Coming right up.
I got you, bro. Coming right up
How far is this 80 shots?
Okay, this will reach
This will reach for 88
Come on big money big money shots big money
I'm just gonna pepper it I'm seasoning
I'm not watching it.
I'll watch this one.
Bro, their base sucks ass. What even is that? There's nothing even there.
What?
Looks like we're going to shell this one here closer to 267.
267.
Let's go here.
There was like one thing up there, not worth it.
267.
One.
Two.
Three.
Two.
One.
Two.
3. Oh yeah, did not hit the wall. True, I thought. Maybe.
4.
Yeah, their base sucks ass, too.
I mean, it's just the fob anyways. But they have another... no, that's not a fob.
That might be a direct hit or a miss. That's a miss. Uh, close.
There's no one even up- Oh wait, oh my god, there's so many of them that were just spotted.
There's a cluster spotted.
What the fuck?
How?
How did I see that from here?
What?
6.30?
Ah, the pay!
Yeah, this all did. I literally just looked at it.
Honestly, the enemy bases kind of suck balls to mortar.
Not that great.
Much as going with this guy's kit in flight.
I can res as well.
has a shit ton of batteries so I can do some shit here.
All right, okay
I don't have any meds there. He doesn't have any heavy meds here
Looks like you can get up there
Do you like banana pizza? Fuck no, dude.
I don't mind pineapple pizza. Banana pizza is where it's like, just stop. You're just saying things.
Wow, we have no blue presents on the map. And I'm going in with a CQC weapon.
I'm just gonna get one dabbed
I'm gonna get fucking one dabbed. There's no presence at all
Okay
We got these two guys
Pineapple pizza and you throw jalapeno on there. Oh
Why not you know
if we already got the pineapple fine at the jalapeno
I'm going to get killed, there's going to be a no kill run.
Oh shit, I'm like Prime Sniper Target.
Okay.
Stolen kit?
Oh, there's just taken the fob.
I noticed you don't get any money for hacking a fob.
How does that work? That should be like 20 grand. It's the riskiest, most insane thing you can do.
I swear I've done it and it doesn't give you shit.
You get 2.5k?
You get like 10k for the hack.
I've done it like three times and barely noticed it.
Well...
Fucking D50 from here.
Shit, man. There's a sniper. Oh, God. I don't like any position I'm headed into right now.
This is horrible.
Put this gun.
I'm gonna- Fuck! Wait!
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
Y'all fly me the fuck out of here!
I know you're on the stream, dude!
I fucking know.
I get it.
I get it.
Now how about you use your talents and extract my ass.
And then land me on the fucking tower so I can shoot this bitch.
We get it!
Now get the fuck over here!
Now get the fuck over here!
Now get the fuck over here!
Now get the fuck over here!
Now get the fuck over here!
Now get the fuck over here!
over here. That's not him. That's it. Now he wants the Sniper. What the fuck are they
They invite themselves!
They think it's an open door policy!
I
I
Yeah, I gave shit about resin
I should have stayed in there.
I got a good shit, bro.
Good kick.
You got him.
I got d-fibs.
Get me up.
Yeah, 150 bucks.
I got d-fibs.
Where's me, bro?
I got d-fibs.
Yeah, 150 bucks I got these hips for me bro
All good, bro. Yeah, you got him nice for us me bro. I got these hips
Yeah, don't raise that guy Riz me bro
I got defense for us I got bandages
Yo, fuck you man
No, I'll take the 15k I'll take the 15k
Hey, I can't even give up.
You can't give up when you have a bribe.
Get down, fucking get down.
Oh, there you go.
That was weird.
It bugs.
You have to press Tab.
Wow.
What?
I didn't remember my shit.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, you know drop me off bro. Get me on the tower. Give me somewhere good. Where
am I don't be obvious about it still
what the fuck I never bought a goddamn shoot
Come on man, yeah it was a budget loadout anyways.
I forgive you now for C4'ing me.
What the fuck are you doing here, my son?
So buddy, we're just fucking playing bro, okay, it ain't that deep.
We're just chillin dude.
Okay, it was a $400 loadout, yes that was like $10 grand and he's broke now,
but we're just jealous
Oh shit, bro, what happened?
Using your g-fives I give them back to you
Get me in. Get me in. Who's this fucking asshole? I will avenge you. Fuck these guys. They're
gonna learn about my vengeance. Let it be known! I may not have a parachute, but I have
Mortars
Oh shit, okay
I don't think I was gonna once have him right then and there.
Oh god, there goes my ear.
Oh I'm getting the guns!
Get me the fucking guns!
I thought there was a little bird I was ready dude I was fucking ready
Alright, this is like battleship, I gotta find this mortar guy first, even though I have
no idea where he is.
Oh wait, they're about to win anyways.
Ow, ow, that hurt, I felt that.
One kill, one kill!
One kill, one kill, come on, load it up, one kill.
One kill, last mortar.
One kill, one kill.
Come on! 99!
Will it land?
One kill!
I completely missed.
Ah, whatever.
I whiffed so hard.
This guy made 200k, I made 50k.
Is it plus 12k at the end?
Does that actually show you the total amount after everything you spent?
Never seen you above 200k?
Buddy, if you want me to fucking brain dead, walk in.
Okay, fine. You know what?
Fine.
You know what? Fine.
Infantry, only this game?
hold on new server
hold on hold on now
Oh wait, what the hell was that weird?
All right, here we go.
All right, let me show you guys how to play this game.
Really do I snipe?
I might snipe and change kits.
Yeah I might snipe and change kits.
I'm gimped because I'm on the blue team
Yeah, we get a cash multiplier for every kill cuz we suck blue only blue buff
They should do that
I will play I'm gonna do this until um oh you know what I need I need that when I die
and there's more littered corpses I'll go in and take an infantry set because I don't
have an infantry set. I don't really have one. I think I do have the bow. I could get it. I just
haven't used it. Is the bow still good against tier 4 or tier 3? Like are they gonna find you
before you kill them. Is this a hot zone crew? Oh, shit. Yeah, this is rare. Usually we don't
The blue doesn't go above this fast, nice.
This guy's already ready.
This guy's going to make like 80 grand.
Okay, I'll do some metal here solid.
Not now.
Really a sniper and four builders a sniper and two fucking infantry
Holy moly
I'm scared. I
Actually, I'm very scared. Okay. We got more people. I
Swear the least playtime I have in this game is playing like this. I
Know I know
I did not do this.
It's still been fun though.
I think that's the beauty of this game though.
The sandbox makes it, the tools in the sandbox are fun.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm actually surprised it was here
Yeah, that's right behind us
Yeah, to be honest close close close
One more further distance the southeast one guy he's running two guys two guys green and red
Southeast going south
I think they fucked up the landing. I don't think they wanted to be there. I can't go pick up this guy's kid. He's probably so geared I
Actually might one guy tagged northeast northeast building
Because I can always get a most in loadout most of these guys probably have like fucking
two or five loadout more hours than me and I'm a streamer.
I might die.
Holy shit, there's so much death.
I regret it. I should have stayed. He looked way further away. This guy's crazy if he gets
me here. Crazy if he gets me. Thank you, brother. Fucking snake, you motherfucker! Whatever.
Payback full payback
Or maybe I keep the sniper rifle.
Oh, I might die doing this.
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
Like oh
Yeah, this guy actually wow this is like insane
Does this take a while to actually shoot oh?
My god, you're slow as fuck dude. This is not my play style. I'm just gonna get killed I
Don't I don't do this oh
I'm gonna just shoot this fast.
I guess you double flared.
Oh my god, holy shit, dude.
Yeah, there's a guy in one of these buildings nearby.
God damn.
Wait, does he have multiple shots in this?
This has two shots?
What the fuck, can I hold on, does it?
It shows one.
I think it's done.
It's just a one tap, right?
Okay, I can run now.
Dude, there's a guy in this building just being a little rat-buck.
Okay, this does seem like an insane weapon.
I realize that a Rambo kit
All right, we have a whole group here, but no one's pushed up and now we
We got one guy in here owning all the blue
I gotta stand for you brah hold on
alright this guy was from let me give you shit
There you go.
There you go, there you go.
There you go, there you go, you looked in there.
You looked in there.
Oh fuck!
Man.
It's okay, don't worry.
I might die.
Rubbing.
Oh yeah, rub your hands together. Make them nice and warm.
You got heals? Or do you need heals?
I got heals.
Run.
I looted the fucking juggernaut shit loadout that has insane recoil. Like are you fucking kidding me?
Are you here? Where am I setting up like this and shooting in this game?
Should have stuck with the uh, Mosin. Incent regrets.
I could stay with everybody, but it's kind of like...
You can tell Blue doesn't know what they're doing.
Oh yeah, this is actually traveling west.
What does this guy have?
D-Fibs MP5?
I would actually switch to D-Fib MP5.
I feel like I'd be more effective.
Whoa!
That was a sniper.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the MP5. I don't want this gun. Where was the backpack?
Yeah, we're getting snipe from the stadium.
Here you go, bro.
All right, got a decent amount of stuff here eight
How we doing here
Yeah, I got you bro hold on just stay right there
I got no party armor.
Here you go.
Oh, that guy died kinda a little further than us.
Boys, where did I put my motion, man?
If I had a sniper, I could be picking people up right now.
God damn it.
Ow.
Sorry, I just got shot from our flank.
We're fucking dead, boys.
We're sitting ducks.
What do I do here?
That sounded like an enemy nearby.
Holy bitch.
Yeah, he's nearby.
I'm just wasting this guy's inventory, dude.
Oh
Shit, yeah, you got a bandage. We're all dying slowly
What the fuck you pulled him out
I
Are you fucking kidding what the hell that was fucking dumb I
Should have played faster man. Yo, no, I know whatever dude
Now it's your turn.
Okay, I'm leaving the server.
Alright.
Yeah, too many of you guys are following me.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get away from me.
How are you fighting my server?
This guy's trying to deal fucking shit?
I don't think it's a waste of money.
I'm pretty sure you, uh...
What do you call it?
Oh, this is a fresh server too.
There's a streamer mode.
Alright, let me see here.
Okay, listen to me everyone, we're gonna win this game, people are not gonna make fun
of Clue anymore.
chat little bird little bird or uh right into the hot zone with a mosa okay i'm making money
in the zone today. Okay? Alright.
Oh, yeah, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, the next strat is getting a roll bird
and getting it filling your bag with IEDs
blowing up the whole base that I want to play a recon round
Yeah
Yeah, if you leave in base you the you don't spend the 10 grand
I got a shoe.
I believe in you, bro.
Still brave to play blue.
True, if I want to maximize money, you don't want to go on the team that gets pundit.
Oh my god dude, how am I alive?
Wow. Okay.
And that's basically...
Resim? Dude, he instantly gave up.
Holy fuck!
Yo I should have stayed on the roof!
I
Yeah
I was like Marines
Yeah, blues already fucked like what even is this dude double blue death that was the worst entrance
I'm not inbound by the way, lies.
No fucking way, bitch!
Holy fuck, man.
That guy was in the fog.
Yeah, they're literally across the whole field.
And I'm dead.
Found them!
Goddamn!
I'm trying to fucking find a spot to have some covered.
Holy shit.
You know amazingly this would probably be the match to make a bob on the smokestack.
It would be
Yeah, sure
Oh my god that guy with the hammer oh my god the guy crashed and we never
built the fall. Insane. Yeah, get me on the smokestack roof. Oh, there's already a
a guy up there.
I think he heard me.
Oh really bitch!
Look at that, look at those railing ass.
Wow, okay.
They're gonna start walking up here.
That's kind of OP.
You can finish spotting the guy when he goes behind cover.
Ah, shit.
That looks like it has a Tier 3 helmet.
headshot. Bam! Being close to here is a little risky if somebody's like coming up here. I
need range there's so many corpses over there
that's friendly probably
I don't know how they haven't spotted that guy and killed him yet
As I say that, just kill them.
That's crazy cover.
Yeah, shooting that guy is not worth it.
I don't know how I haven't seen a single easy target to kill yet.
I still don't know how much to lead by the way. I still don't know. Is that too much?
Yeah, they're running up. I literally hear them. Brother, they're running up, dude. Other side.
They're running up other side other side brace
They go destroyed yo where who who the fuck has an angle
No fucking way dude. Oh, buddy
Someone's going to run across and I'm not going to have time to scope in and kill them because...
Well...
I don't know if that door usually stays closed.
of
They're all on the other side of the roof and I'm gonna get shot on the face if I
peek over this.
I barely hit him twice. I swear I just got shot from the roof. Like there's a guy
on the roof returning fire
Right
Oh shit
It's literally two fucking brothers
And they left
And there he goes dumb ass and dumb ass er, I have to fucking worry about
I
I saw a bunch of them, but now not so much.
I look like they were trying to build here.
Ah!
Fuck!
Yo, this roof is actually kind of shitty.
The angles are not good.
Yeah, you're very exposed.
Trying to find...
This actually might not be a bad spot,
even though the guy probably already knows I'm up here.
Yep.
Oh, I'm dead.
Buddy, if I could find you, you'd be dead.
I feel like he's on the train tracks.
I'm dead here.
I'm going to hard peek and die.
He somehow always spots me.
Whoa, lag.
Where are you, fucker?
He's been battling me since the game started.
are you joking brother
bro where are you guys
I have this phantom fuck oh, buddy
one guy one guy installing at this point fucking kill me dude
Maybe I'll get off the roof.
Oh, there he is!
Buddy, you're such a rat.
It's impressive.
you were there the whole time oh my god dude what the fuck even is this dude it's
two guys literal two fucking guys
I don't have infrared unlocked
What the hell is going on here?
He's gonna be a falcon.
Let me fly this.
Give me the keys.
All right, we'll take this ride.
Then he says he's going to make 200k this match, buddy.
Okay, I'm on fucking, you know the team I'm on?
Did you not see the first fucking helly I was on?
They literally crashed into a wall.
Yeah, you can't cut the rope when the line goes white, right?
Why so for uh mismanaged monetary assets
You're crazy if you think I'm running your ass you're crazy, bro
Let this guy risk it.
well been there get up there and make a difference all right as soon as you stand
up make a difference I promise you I will all right I'm gonna watch you on
the kill theater right I expect two kills
Brother, how is this mark out? I'll get it. I'll get it. Look
Where where is any motherfucker to shoot right now I'm gonna do cover IED missions
Do you have APM-O? I don't know. Actually, wait, I think I do. Is it worth switching?
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure, at least right now.
As soon as you unlock it, it's worth it.
In my defense, we have no blue presence on the map, okay?
There's no control at all of the circle.
95% of the team's at the fob.
This is a very aggressive sniper stance.
That sounded like a guy-
Dude, why is there always some fuck at the end of the train tracks?
A common theme.
That's where I just heard some guy walking near me.
I did it.
I may have gotten spotted.
Oh, where are you?
oh my god oh my god
I heard his damn footsteps, man!
You just won't keep away come back any time
This is a high-conflict zone
That's what I thought. Come on big boy.
Come on, we're leaving.
No, it's I have a stream cyber mode for streamer mode.
It's not the same lemon.
That's fuckin' bullshit!
Dude, that was a headshot, man.
Oh my god.
Dude, that was a headshot, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, I don't want to be here.
Yeah, that was totally a headshot.
It's actually a scary area to be.
Something there's to hook up. Probably you get hunted in here.
I
Of course
I'm going to get shot from one of these windows, and I'm going to get shot from one of these
windows.
I saw a guy there this looks like it's so high it's gonna stop my shot
of
But nah
Man, oh there's still a guy over there
There's one dude who ran up
Really?
Yeah, go res him, go res him.
Who's doing it?
of
the
death
of
the
I'm scared.
Dude, it sounded like someone was trying to jump in the window.
Sounds like our base is under attack.
Wow.
That's such bullshit.
Okay!
Kill me.
Oh fuckers, through the greatest smokes I've ever seen.
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
I'm armed. I'm picking a kid up. You know what? In my defense I am getting shit on, but the
team fucking sucks ass too. It's a double. It's a double. There's not even a single guy.
This shit is still all the way over here. We have no control at all. The whole team's
fucking dead. There's not even any res- slight resistance from blue. This is like blue's getting
Fuck.
Hell, bro, you need at least some people to work off of, there's no one to work off of.
There's not someone to like, tag a fucking shot off of and assist them. Everybody's fucking shit here.
There's no, uh, there's nothing.
You need some fucking friction on your team to play solo, and like, there's no distractions.
There's no being the guy it's all builders in here and they're all dead
Even that yeah, there's like I don't think there's gonna be this map has like no littered corpses
I don't want to fly but there's so many people and no one knows how to fly
I'm back any time
Okay
Yeah, this server just kind of seems like waste money
It's like two newbie. It's too newbie. I need like a
slight team to work off of
So you know when I go out solo, it's not like only one other guy outside the fucking base
Yeah, maybe I'll go green
Or maybe I'll make a fob up top, depending on what I join.
All right, this isn't that not.
Oh, this server only has blue players.
That's fresh, that's fresh.
Fresh enough.
You know what I should build, bro? I should build.
You know, maybe I should go Bob the Builder mode
and build the whole fucking base.
Easy 80 grand if no one has a fob,
and like guaranteed no one has a fob.
I'm not gonna do that though.
Building is easy money.
It's easy money.
It's so easy money that it's not that fun.
Like it's fun, but then it's like,
you're not, it's just like the default grind
when you have no money.
It's fun, I really enjoy it, but not right now.
Alright, this team has no flyers.
I don't wanna fucking fly!
I don't wanna, dude!
Yo!
Boys, you guys gotta watch a YouTube tutorial.
to release, don't know how to fly.
I don't not try to spend my money on a helicopter, it's just a classic.
Hot Zone?
Do you answer?
All right, I'm severely indebted so just try to get some kills, okay?
No.
Please?
Okay, baby.
Man, I wish I was in some other room useless.
Same.
Same.
All right, get ready.
Whoa, actually two fobs.
Okay, they completely missed the heart.
That was not the hot zone.
You, sir, are going to the church.
Take me to church!
You dropped him right? You gotta drop him out.
Okay, you're not dropping.
You're not dropping?
You're going in here?
Brother.
Oh wait, you don't have a parachute. Not bad. Sorry.
Boys I got a guy here we got a grunt with no parachute we got a grunt with no parachute
I could, I could, I could.
Back on fucking blue.
Don't have to call him out like that.
Ah, the dumb man.
Whoa!
Ordeal-a-rate!
Don't let the C4 on your head.
Motherfucker, you did the same thing!
And?
I should have got shamed as well.
Okay, usually, did I really not get a single assist?
None of them really got dropped off in the correct locations.
Yeah, Luleberg kinda goes kinda useless after a while.
It was fun while it lasted, but like I said, you're at the mercy of your team dying now.
Yeah, we'll have a sniper loadout. That's why it's minus 12k.
Oh yeah, type shoot.
Yeah, let's just wait for this guy.
Yeah, wait for that guy.
Why does he look fat?
I'm not fat.
You look like you ate animals super fat, dude.
I can hear your neck rolls from here.
Oh, yeah.
I can hear yours from before you spawn.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Now that was a good little bro, you gotcha.
Yeah, and the reason I stuttered is because the shockwaves were still coming through my bag though.
He's right, he's right. I spent- I...
There are shockwaves.
It checks out. The stutter checks out.
He's not lying.
Ha ha ha ha.
We are all on duty, bro. Okay, work together.
Don't be loose.
Don't be loose.
I'm just here to have fun, brother.
I'm mobbing up.
Where you feeling, bro? You a hot zone player, bro? You a hot zone player?
You seem like a hot dropper. Give me some money. Give me some money.
Four kills minimum. Four kills minimum.
Oh, yeah, fuck that sir. There's like a thousand of them down there. You don't want to go
Where are you feeling where you're feeling you a sniper
You got a very sure here on this tower on this tower
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da a da-
He jumped so early? Yeah, I don't think you wanted to go on the tower.
Y'know what? Maybe the goal is to go on red.
So you just- You're at fuckin' show four for all the tier five wales.
And then you know they're just gonna farm the server?
So you drop them off twice, and then it's just like, ching! ching! ching!
I'm just dropping out a bunch of fucking tier one bots against fucking the juggernaut
It's someone as far as a chamber.
It's someone as far as a helicopter.
Someone has put a helicopter!
Someone has put a helicopter!
Someone has put a helicopter!
Someone has put a helicopter!
Alright that guy's dead.
I dropped him up earlier.
New tape?
Oh shit, new music.
Alright, we're living boys.
What happened? Where's my cassette? Oh, wait.
Alright, I need music, boys. I just bought this from the store before the war.
I, I, I, I used to have very...
...easy to run. I sang as a shooter. I used to have very...
I used to have very...
Oh, man. Oh, what are you were singing?
I
I have a theory that a lot of blue players stay in base because they're scared.
So they play at like just a base defense.
All the other teams go out raiding, where it's like they're the big bad wolves that
The blue house is made out of twigs and the pinkies are always scared to leave the house.
Notice every server! Notice I'm seeing a pattern.
Okay, actually wait a minute. This server has a lot more blue venturing out.
Main day! Main day!
I regret spending $750 on that.
That could have been two medkits.
That's a mad man.
Yeah, man, someone's are now mad, okay, Shroud?
Not almost got 10 fucking million, okay?
Someone's got a fucking, you know,
pilot a bunch of nudes to the battlefield,
so you can slaughter them, okay?
Literally, bro, I'm going, you know, I'm literally,
I'm basically a farmer spreading all the fucking food.
food. So the- so the fucking pigs can eat.
I'm just seasoning the battlefield for all the fucking- I'm literally giving them money to farm.
Ah, boys! The pigs are hungry.
And you guys, they really enjoy eating your color.
You get a different tape. They really enjoy it. Don't worry, food's on the way.
Who's on the wire boys?
Hop in hop in I've seen a lot of you before
All good, I'll give it
Hurry up guys red and green are expecting their meal
We need two more
Oh
I
I got two I got a two o'clock drop off. Let's go
No, we just did one guy
One guy
All right, you can set new cassette
Oh my god, this song this song is not it, but I already spent money on it. So I have to pretend to like
I have to fanboy the song, I already spent money on it
so I therefore need to defend it
to justify my investment
I have to, even though I don't like it
You guys prefer silence?
This is hyping you guys
Where you feeling bro you got a parachute this time
I
Blue is poor camouflage two teams can attack the blue team's tower
I can fart in a mic and it sounds better.
I actually can't do the purr.
It sounds like a fucking pigeon.
You need the fucking proper mouth loop to fucking do it.
You need a saliva to dryness ratio.
Those sad boys, repeat customers?
Come on, the pigs are hungry. Load up, guys.
I'm just a farmer.
Load up, boys.
Let me get another tape.
I'm telling you, bro, I literally, all I do is send these people to die.
That is my job right now.
The customers are here. What am I supposed to do?
They're here. Every time. The doors are unlocked.
I had new music for our ride. New music. That you've all heard 50 times.
Has there even been a player that's gotten an assist? Because I haven't heard any catching
noise I haven't heard it and I've dropped like 24 players off with the
One die!
Alright, boys, I believe in all of you. Get a kill for me, alright?
Please, like, give me a discount on the next slide here.
Delta Airlines Delta Airlines. I'll give you a gift card.
Oh my god, a profit!
200k, here we come! Road to, road to one million! Road to one million!
Winkleman in love!
Winkleman in love!
Guys, the amount, every time I come here there's so many blue dots.
This is a transporter's dream even it actually shows your team getting fucking owned
Oh my god
We're leaving boys, we're leaving.
My favorite customers.
We have four cities boys, let's move.
You can do medic heli with dpeps?
True.
Maybe I will.
It's scary to do it though.
Alright, we're leaving.
I swear this guy...
Every time I come back this guy's here.
And now his head is broken.
Oh my god, yep, that's why he died last time you're right
I like sitting in silence.
No, it's cool, like, in the start of the game, but, like,
when we're getting fucking pounded in our ass like this,
it's like it's dying.
I know. I know what you're doing.
And we are. We are.
Where are we feeling?
I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is in the blue, isn't he?
He used to lose it.
Yeah, blue players just like it.
You know what, man?
Blue players are an interesting group, okay?
The blue team is still the best.
Sure, we have our flaws, okay?
That are many, okay?
But you know what, man?
We're a team.
Alright, we still come back.
We still come back even though we're most likely the poorest fucking color.
Hey, my favorite post-it boys!
Sheesh!
This server is the greatest death server for a fucking transporter I've ever seen.
It's a full package every time I come back.
What the fuck?
Alright boys, what are we doing different this time?
Could we learn anything?
can we apply ourselves differently?
uh, we spawned a west-out vehicle called, when you spawn on it, there was a bunch of enemies just trying to see for work
oh yeah
uh, I don't know what the sign is, it was talking about how they're down there
hey, that's gonna look like that, it's a, uh, awesome one over there
uh, like, oh fuck, no teammates
wait, why do you want to drop out there?
fuck why is it gonna drop out there you guys hot zone or fob what a non-existent
Bob but they hacked they hacked the bomb you're gonna go right in I'll drop you
Right in it's risky
I did one way that guy looks like he needs to pick up
Yeah man, you need a ride?
Are you walking there?
Are you walking?
Alright.
Yeah, I'm walking.
I'm walking.
Yeah, but he's going full recon mode.
Yeah, but he's going full recon mode.
I think I go full recon mode.
He's probably European, probably.
Mary!
40 hours and you never got in a heli? What?
Even when the game first starts, you just go right to the car, the car driving actually
grew on me, it's pretty fun.
Especially if you find like a good truck route and just fucking book it and keep delivering
pallets.
It's not like amazing driving, but it's fun enough driving on, finding like a good route
to deliver pallets to the fob.
Really it takes like two and a half minutes if you go 80 kilometers
It doesn't take that long
All right, yeah, I don't think they want to hear it so maybe we do something sad but like motivational Lee sad
All right, let's move.
It's not really sad, but maybe it fits the theme.
Hey, out three more, we're lifting.
Just wait two minutes.
Ah, we're living.
Those guys are fucking shopping.
You get a lot of money moving the respawner, don't you?
Is it like 2,000 per spotting?
But then it is a 10 minute cooldown.
I almost died there. I almost fumbled the keybinds and...
Pitched down.
If you die you stop getting money.
Shit, there's gotta be a multiplier, bro.
I've dropped 30 plus troops, or 30 troops.
There should be a survival multiplier or something.
Blue is going to be at zero points because there's always a shits on a bus in HQ every
time I come back.
Every single time.
That's why.
How green and red's number is always never moving
I could do some fly by defense
Wait, can I actually have the defib unlocked?
I don't know how I'm not medic leveled yet.
50k money, dude.
It's a lot, it's a lot of money, it's a lot of money.
It's a lot, that's a lot of money.
Get an SMG?
I mean, I have it.
I just have to spend 50k.
I'm already a level 11. Think of all the people you could rez? I know. True.
Dear supplies, I would have to take the Blackbird.
SMG, DFib, Hot Zone. Yeah, it's all the way over there.
shit, hold up, I gotta take a fucking shit, god damn, hold up, I might die, hold up,
hold up, hold up.
all right sorry about that boys I y'all back from open for business the shit has been
shit for goldies flying services are open again
how do we get here 10k 10k 10k one guy two guy one guy two guy we got a three
guy we don't you guys think there's artillery do I spend money and get a
I create full of C4. You know what? I'm gonna do that
One second boys just hold two seconds
I'm leaving we're leaving pop back in the seat
I
Just
A minute okay, we're about to leave bro. You gotta hurry up. We're leaving. I'm literally leaving right now
All right, two years two years max
Yeah, just don't mind, uh, don't mind the, uh, Kray with the C4, just ignore it.
Okay.
Okay, only takes two.
Oh, I never put anything in the Kray.
Is it too late?
Is it too late?
Okay.
late how do I see what's in the crate I can't access the crates inventory you
have to be a base shit maybe it depends it's a 50 50 look it will break on
impact. Where you going, dude?
No, that's for inventory.
Okay, that's where red lives. Let's see how effective one C4 crate drop is
One door dash one bomb dash
Just one bomb dish
No, he broke the crate!
I should have dropped it on the mortar, dude.
Wow!
Whoa, you know what?
He shot the C4 and it gonna blow up the heli.
Weird.
The plan was to drop the crate and then detonate it, but the guys shot the fucking crate and me
Well blew it all blew good score
Why would it you can shoot C4 can't you shoot C4 and now feel good it blows up
I swear repairing it doesn't fix the bullet holes in the windshield.
Can I walk off or a heli lift?
Oh yeah, you can get back in, hold up.
I just got a heal, I took damage.
You guys can get it on the other side.
You just can't keep away.
Ah, we're moving.
This guy's name is Makak.
He's French.
Maka-kei!
Love that song, man. Now apply that helicopter to you getting a fucking kill, cause I'm poor as shit, okay?
I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down.
I like go-poo! I like go-poo!
Are you fucking...
How are you fucking kidding?
Did a C4 go on?
Yo!
Did a C4...
Did a C4 go on the little bird?
What the fuck, man?
Wait!
you never dropped it yes I did I definitely dropped it what dude I have
literally heard the noise I hit G
It definitely did
Yeah, the guy bailed buddy the guy bailed
We're scouring the oh my god
It's not in the control zone
Bro, oh my god, they lost it this this game right now. I don't want to do this
Blue team
Lada boys, lada!
You're literally doing nothing to contribute?
Uh, what about transporting over 30 troops?
Passhole, alright.
Into death?
No!
Vibration ends when they land.
we're leaving boys we're leaving right now we're going right now
ah get in get in
oh wait for him he's ready get in get in
Yeah, they wanted me to leave you dude. They said I was being greedy. Whereas I see you
being a vital part of the team.
I am the team.
I'm gonna go open it.
I do not feel the dark side as you do.
I see through the eyes of the Jedi. I do not feel the dark side as you do.
Hey!
Get away from my boys!
Get away from my guys!
Get away from my guys!
You know what, fuck that shit.
This is a free-hand- oh fuck, actually we're dead.
No we're not.
You know what?
Do I have a parachute?
Oh fuck.
Nope.
We might go down with the ship.
Or I landed in bail.
Wait a minute.
This actually is just losing speed, naturally, and a lot.
Where they at?
I can get kills with this.
It's about to end anyways.
Man, I was about to accelerate.
Alright, next match, we're abandoning blue.
Okay, next match.
I'm done with Blue.
Here we go guys, this is the comeback.
We got this.
I do have a bow.
You know what?
Actually maybe we'll do some recon bow life.
I need to get at least one kill.
Nooo! I'm dead! I'm dead!
I am no longer here!
Damn, that was a good throw!
Damn! That was actually y'all good throw man! Ow!
Okay. Yikes.
Alright. Alright, boys. Green. Alright, here we go. Green. Alright. And now we're gonna
go green. Please, guys, let me in! I don't wanna go blue, bro! I don't wanna! Please!
Don't make me don't let me go there
All right, we're good we're good
No, no, no, no, I don't want to go there man. I can't I've been there all day dude. I've been there all day
You don't understand dude, it's not even the same game
Okay we got some master clickers apparently holy shit.
Watch green, just get fucked now.
There it is, red.
Sheesh boys, almost went blue.
Look what the cat on the edge of it is.
Hey shit boys, almost went over to the wall.
Do you have to compensate a lot with the bow?
Lay it out, you know what, fuck that dude, you know what, blew for life.
Honestly, if I wanted to make easy money, I'd go green and red and let the other players
carry me like the people in the chat room. Alright. I didn't say anything. 125 fucking dollars
for the bow, bro. You know what? I'm investing. I am investing.
I
Pay themselves triple
Triple what do you mean? I got a hundred fifty
They're crazy
Once you get the ghillie soon you
Ghillie in the fucking thermals
Yeah
Where's the
Yikes
Pretend this is enough
I
Yeah, I should I got a bigger backpack
Can I still switch the backpack out 20 fucking grand
You know what I'm gonna prioritize not shooting
No fucking I don't need heels
Goddamnit guys I should have won with them. I should have fucking won with them
I'm dying of a dog
I'm going to kill myself
I'm going to kill myself
I haven't heard this one.
Wow, no one dropped to the blue.
keys. I like this one.
I got an old shanty on the house.
I'm going to change the position.
Oh, fuck.
No!
Sorry, man.
Brother, I need a med, man.
I need a med.
I got it, I got it.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, dude.
You got meds?
I still really...
I still kind of wish you uh slowly regent in this game.
BLOBOYS!
Thanks, man.
Medic without meds.
Damn everybody's so spread out holy shit
Regen is for cod players, I don't think so
I'm not talking about cod level regen, but like tiny five HP increments if you have no meds
Okay, technically going back will be faster, but I'm actually gonna make a 200 meter journey.
That would suck.
Buddy, fucking relax.
You're acting like that's gonna make or break some shit.
How is that bad?
Slow tiny regen is not that bad.
It would!
No counter-argument.
It would!
If you get a slight, tiny passive heal, I don't think so.
I'm gonna show you a 25-bullet one tap that'll still kill you if you heal an HP every second.
It takes away from topping people off.
Okay, and oh
Shit, I have no meds for you. Oh are you a pilot?
Yes, this is now a doozy and a half.
This do be a doozy.
I don't want to be here.
Looks like I'm here with a guy with a pistol who's basically naked.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on, I'm inbound.
Maybe, maybe.
are being a medic? very team dependent
I don't know if they saw me but I saw them
of
I'm probably gonna die here.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
No, please, run me, run, please!
Please I'll run back to blue. I'll run it back. I'm not here. I'm not here
All I need is a backpack all I need is a backpack
And you know who has one?
Just wait.
They're gonna start chasing the green. Give them a second. Give them a minute.
Let them get out of here and I'll go in.
Unless they spotted me and this guy's coming to kill me.
What the hell?
Wait for them.
Wait.
This is red-on-green violence.
Chagogo!
Captain Crasham!
Do I go now?
Do I go now?
Do I go now? I think I go now.
Oh!
I'm gonna get sniped.
Yo, where the backpacks?
Shit, I saw him.
Whoa
Whoa
Actually ak this guy from far I
Saw him, but I don't know where he went
We have here a drill shit. They took my dfid assholes
We'll find another one
Mosin on the floor that's a fucking twig
Bro, these...there's literally a sniper over there.
I could go hunt him and take the sniper, or die.
Okay.
I should have crossed.
Fuck me.
I should have crossed.
He's not the same guy, what do you mean?
Hey, it's not a mistake. I'll be in there.
Try to follow me through so much of pain.
Start up and start to play.
How come I see what I'm feeling?
What am I doing?
Got your name, I said I'll see something wrong.
Drop me with the boys.
Y'all know.
Well, I can't show you.
I'm running out of gas.
I already can't get out of here.
But I'll hold you.
I should be sweet.
I got your name, I said I'll be good.
Y'all know, I said I'll be good.
That's fucking amazing, dude.
That truly is amazing.
I'm loving that right there.
Loving that right there.
Give me up, brother. Give me up. Did you reach me?
Yeah, boy. You got, uh, you got meds? You got some meds?
Oh, nice, man. You camping up here, bro? Is this your little house?
Yeah, of course.
Nice man, nice.
Shit, bro.
I don't think that helps, by the way, but whatever, that's cool, man.
Thank you.
Oh, good man. Thanks, bro.
Na na na na na!
It actually hides the kill cam, does it?
What the fuck is...
Haha, what?
Revive friendly?
Look at how he's gonna make you tipping!
tipping brother I I just I just unlocked a lot of things okay I dropped I unlocked
so many things I am very low on the money front
I unlocked like five things these defense for 50k
Oh, dear.
That's a scary, that's a scary revive.
Okay.
Whoa, blue has numbers right now.
Hold on, hold on.
Hot Zone presence, gaming.
There's that guy who's going to come over and kill all of us.
They're gonna have the hill advantage.
Oh, this is not it right now.
Got three right in front, four.
I wish I had more ammo or like not this loadout but it is what it is.
I don't know what that guy was doing.
Can I get an RPG?
Uh-oh.
No, there's definitely more greed in here.
I don't like this at all.
I don't like this.
Do I loot this guy?
I look like he had trash on him, to be honest.
Yeah.
Yeah, our squad needs to push up.
We're literally fighting uphill.
It's death.
their whole red base is over there yeah when you get sniped I got defense
They're shit slowly moving, but they haven't popped the drill.
Oh dear, oh dear.
Yeah, I don't really have the loadout for this
This would honestly be one of the best times to have a motion I didn't realize
That guy is dead over there maybe I go resin risky, but I think he's been dead for a while I
I will be the guy even though there's a guy right there will probably kill me
maybe maybe
sure
hundred dollars hundred dollars
hundred dollars
hundred dollars
whatever
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
It's okay! Damn, this is a lot of blue presents!
Buddy, there's a guy right in front of me.
Really?
I don't want to do this. There's two guys.
My sir is like a green guy?
Shooting a red guy.
Dude! Are you kidding?
Yo, I finally peek.
Are you dude?
Oh my god dude.
Oh my god.
The timing of video games.
Dude.
No, he's right by me.
Dude.
This guy literally plops down
as soon as I just decide to stop and aim at somebody.
Really dude? I die and now everybody dies?
I'm done.
I'm done.
I was inspecting the whole time as soon as I died and now they're all...
I'm pissed. I'm already fucking pissed.
Wow. Yikes.
quick
Back any time
Brian wait what fell?
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?
I missed that everything.
Free gun with a scope and a silencer?
Oh, okay.
Am I underestimating how effective the free gun is
if you just attach it to it?
Oh, the free gun has no attachments.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna have to put you up as an impression, or not.
Thanks, sir.
I just lost that 14,000 dollar gig, sir.
You're gonna have to set a space.
I'm only down to 12k,
because I decided to lock up a bunch of shit at once.
What the hell, they have a buggy right here.
Yay!
Yeah, usually when I do this the enemy team has five fucking AA and RPGs coming my way.
While somehow constantly shooting me in the pilot seat.
Okay, I just took out the whole blue team by himself.
Okay.
And now the fob is being hacked, I think.
Oh, I know it's not.
I'm bleeding now over here!
I need some fucking help over here!
I'm bleeding now over here!
Yeah, I got defibs if you res me, brother.
if you rinse me brother he's gone the shooter's gone he's dead
Well, it looks like he killed way more.
Wow!
green on the outskirts this guy is dead there's two greens on the outskirts 200
meters out we're really want to fight these guys with a sniper no are you
Fucking kid dude
Well, I use right there whatever
All right.
I
Definitely some people up in these hills
I think he's getting a rest
Get close to the clusters
Yeah spotting is that you should I feel like the player should kind of know if they're spotted to some degree it's like super strong
Like it's way too strong
Because you can completely pinpoint
Unless as soon as you LOS it breaks it or something like there needs to be a new or some different type of
of balance to it.
Holy shit, there's a million people there.
LOS needs to break it or like,
you gotta be able to just like take it off.
They got so many.
I don't know, who just shot me?
But it hurt.
Maybe I'm spotted now.
area right here there's usually some people mr. sniper where are you are you
with the are you up there
where's this fucking guy
What the fuck is this dude?
He's shooting up there.
I don't want to be in here.
Let me see.
I was just acknowledged by my team.
More landing.
Why am I always on the blue team? Cause I hate myself.
I acknowledged a prounchal position.
of
of
and
of
Let me see where I set up.
Oh, this is headed right here. Uh-oh.
I'm gonna get shot in the head.
I don't know who killed him.
So I'm gonna peek over, I'm gonna wait.
Oh
Buddy
He might rise.
That guy's really taking five years, huh?
Hey, the player finally pushed.
I initially was trying to find.
Eeeeh.
Yoooooooooooo.
Yeah, this game is suckin balls today, I must say.
how am I doing this?
Please drop me at the bar.
Please drop me at the bar. Thank you.
Please drop me at the bar bar. Thank you.
I found a gas stop, dude.
You got chatty?
Alright, it's not rage, you fucking idiot, it's a baby aggro.
Where the hint of rage?
with a dash
with a little dash
of rage
Man, the whole server was here, and now nothing.
Oh, fine!
These guys got all the toys.
You can't put...
Can you actually blow up a havoc?
You need missiles
Well, is that a guy?
What the hell? You can go up there?
Oh, poor guy. That was actually a sick spot. I never knew you could do that.
I never knew you could do that. That's cool.
That sucks though. I'd be pissed
Okay, just fucking one taps me sure do
Come on
Fuck I wish I was a little autistic
I've been so good.
I'm autistic in the wrong way.
find something
Yo, fuck the cassette, man.
What?
What do you need?
i got one seat
one seat for one guy
So here are our dollars by the end, yeah, I might need to get the hammer and build a
base.
Sure actually probably with people using thermals it's like the whole server gets marked.
They are super common and then someone can just drop thermals for people and notice that a lot too.
A lot of thermal drops.
I'm dead.
Oh I'm dead.
Oh my god I turned and got all discombobulated.
Of course.
Of course dude.
course dude. Oh I got discombobulated. It's over boys. I'm actually going to zero. I had
And then I panicked
Other side. Oh, I know you got
If you hold binoculars in your hand while flying, you can see everyone who is marked while flying.
No way.
It shows a circle?
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
Yeah, it is an exploit or a bug.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
There's got one guy down there still.
Oh my god, that team has two AA. Oh, I see why.
Of course.
Nice.
Fuck man.
I'm burning it all.
Oh fuck, come back into the hole.
Burn it all, burn it all, brother, burn it all over the earth.
Might need to get a hammer.
Might need to get into the mines.
You made a hundred forty ten in one life.
This guy might kill me, it's really good.
The
budget loadout
out.
Rags to riches.
Yeah, no way.
Well, there's too many red here to even kill one guy.
Oh, Freelook.
Oh, this looks like my old loadout.
I'll take your backpack.
Sometimes, I'm inbound.
Monkey shake! Monkey shake!
I don't like you being here.
I don't know how quiet you are crouched walking.
Right!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I literally peppered his fucking head, but of course he has tier 5 armor.
Alright infantry only shit loadouts from now on until I hit a million.
I'm over it.
I'm over it.
makes nothing. Yeah, the fastest way would be building, but I don't feel like building.
I mean I could, I could do a fresh match and build, but, yeah.
The burst is better on the free gun, is that true?
Right above the church maybe.
Like behind the church, get gone. Nice. I'm dead.
Right! I'm around the corner! Dude, what? There's no way!
Dude, there's no fucking way! Bro, how are you getting that angle?
I
Think they have the Nintendo dev for the netcode
Dick shot it through the wall. I had to double check that prone guy. I thought he was a corpse
I was like, wait a minute.
You're so broke dude! Okay, man.
Hey, yeah, drop me off behind the church, brother.
Behind the church, brudda. Behind the church.
Not in the church, behind the church.
Behind the church.
You got this, you got this.
Okay.
That was like super fucking...
Come on it's dog.
Okay, what a misleading piece of shit.
How do you go from red to white?
Okay.
Making it look like, oh, you're good now.
That's why I cut the shoot.
That's why I cut the shoot.
It made it seem like, oh, you're good.
You're not gonna die.
I'm done cutting.
I'm done.
I'm no longer cutting.
I've been to the vinyl and the violin is boring after a while dude
if any if I would do any sort of by no shit I would do I it's Matt I'll do the smoke
What's the plan here bro? You having a stroke? You're having a stroke aren't you? Holy fuck.
Made a mess! Okay. Oh my god. Dude.
Yeah, what is going on?
Come on, man!
Yeah!
Come on!
Oh yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
Haha, he's putting it away!
He left!
Dude, come on, man.
Yo, what is this guy doing, bro?
Oh, it's weird.
Why you complain about what when you done the extra room?
Good point, good point.
You know what, man? You sound like you are an accountant.
You're right.
You're right.
The tax guy in the chat.
Frozen year two of accounting.
Year two of finance.
Why you buying the backpack when you can save $400?
Sheep!
Hot drop me, brother! Hot drop me! Hot drop!
Yaaaaaah! Wait, is that my corpse?
I've been here. That's the exact spot.
Ow! I got shot the same way!
Brother you don't think I wanna fucking raise ass?
Oh, I am not raising you, bro.
I bet I'm gonna get sniped.
I need this.
Hold on, I'm inbound.
Get the fuck out of here, dude. He ran out of breath at the last second.
Oh my god bro loving that loving that loving that right there there is a third guy dude
but of course
brother get me to the church
you can go bro you can go get me to the church
You need to move with the team.
Look at Blue Team.
Look at Blue Team.
Yeah, I need you to fly over directly the back of the church, okay?
fastest drop-off. Spelled Splinter Cell. Splinter Cell, brother. Not too low, though. I don't
want to slam into the chapel and die. Okay? That's a little too low. A little too low.
Man, we'll do fucking high!
Oh my god. Yo, how is this bitch always killing me?
How is this same guy always killing me, is what I wanna know.
Welcome back, no vans, that time is not here.
Play H1 nerd, brother. I played H1Z1 and streamed it for over a year. It was great.
It's not great enough to go back and play, I don't know. I'm all set. I loved the game
when it was out.
I'm most likely gonna die here.
I'm most likely gonna get murked here, shortly.
Oh, that's a lot of people.
of
Brother, there's gotta be one backpack.
Oh, I see people everywhere.
Did he not see me?
Are you serious right now?
no way. There's no way. That was the greatest maid. Dude.
Look what the cat needs Gossam's good taste.
That was...
Wow.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, I need to get the church, brother.
Take me to church right now!
Please! Please!
Okay, this is horrible. They never fly over the church!
Oh my, they always fucking hover around it. I'm dead.
I
Okay
Still nobody has shot this guy down, okay, I'm switching servers
Easy 230
I made it on red I'm building I'm building give me a bomb
I'm going Bob the Builder mode
Yeah, now blue is gonna on
Did you get a ditty fucking cattle on him again
Man just what I expected murder to
You guys ever kill anybody from 100 meters of
Red that I got a fob in a hammer dude
Who's going best I had a pop in a hammer
Fastest coffee river scene unlock unlock
Oh shit, I need a chupro! Fuck! You gotta land, land, alright, you gotta land, okay?
You land, right?
Okay.
Yeah, I got a fob!
Let's go!
Yeah, give me the tower for her, okay?
Nice, nice!
Nice, nice!
Okay, I went from the fucking fastest chopper to the slowest motherfucker.
All right here we go.
Yeah, a tower of four.
I got a pop.
Okay
Okay.
Build on church. Uh, this is, I don't think this is the church map.
You know what, buddy?
The team can figure it out.
There's literally no fucking fob up, so you know what?
Better than nothing.
Okay!
I'm not putting this right here.
I know there's a new way to build, I just don't remember, I don't fucking know, I don't
know.
way to do it I'm not entirely sure how where you can get really high walls
extremely high walls
well that was laggy
Let me sit here I should build a little higher, but the exterior first
Sometimes just gotta build
I should have made a door, huh?
Why isn't this working?
What the fuck?
Oh, weird.
Oh, that was him.
That was weird, that went to 50% randomly.
I wonder if it's more money to blueprint the whole base and then have others build it
after your blueprint.
It's gonna make this a very spacious base.
I don't fucking know bro, I'm just wondering.
I don't know dude.
Cause don't you get, I'm pretty sure you make money when people build off of what you
made.
I thought it did.
Is it not?
Are you kidding greens already here? Oh my god, dude, there's not a single soul in base other than me by the way
building
She's a he's gonna hack the fob
Need backup and supplies at Bob people here
What was that?
He killed another one.
He tried though.
A single guy might end up fucking everything up.
He's killing everybody.
Oh my god, dude.
Seems like backup's coming through.
Dude, I'm base- he's gonna hack it and then I'm gonna give him a whole base.
I don't give a f**k
There you go, all yours bro
I'm his contractor
I'll give for that
This is where you wanted it?
Right here?
Okay
Dude, this fucking game is just irritating right now.
Nothing works.
Not even building.
Not even building!
They actually took over Tower Form.
Ohhhh!
What do you mean wrong, Scott?
There's one fob.
People are coming through but I don't know if that's gonna be enough.
I
Refuse I need 125 K to
Unlock the bow
come on red I believe
What?
Looks like they got a bag to kill the guy
Just your builder here. Let me just sit here just here just the guy who built the whole place. Let me just sit here
I'm rubbing on you bro. I'm rubbing rough faster man. This whole place is rebuild
Thank you
I'm gonna do a jump on the toilet seat.
He's not making a snipe right now.
We also have no supplies.
I
of
death
of
death
of
Ya, any backpacks up here for a loot? Anything?
I swear if there is a guy up here I'm going to be very sad.
But I think they cleared this.
Baaaaaaaaaang!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
We can't do anything until we get some shit.
Roof I might get sniped off and there's a sniper I think near us just gonna have supplies no
Wow we have no supplies on the way
Yeah, maybe going to the hot zone is the way right now. Yeah me heal off the farm
Dying come back with a truck.
Yeah, there is a year all coming.
about it. What do I do? And there's a whole field of dead guys by one day.
I wonder who sniped that rich guy?
I
Hopefully this guy has what we need
Half of the base is exposed
He's leaving.
Why did he turn around?
No way.
He turned around?
Could run this guy over and he died.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm gonna go bring some supplies, I'm gonna go bring your shit ton of supplies.
Kill me.
Kill you?
Kill me, bro.
I'm sorry for what I have to do.
No!
Fuck!
I
Boyan
It looks like we're tricking boys.
It's actually worth getting a wrench.
No damn bet I got a door to edge.
Even though the Fob has one.
Hop in, we're going, hop in!
the free chopper.
That guy died instantly after.
I don't need a parachute. I'm just gonna keep running supplies.
Oh yeah, I did lose my cassette.
Yeah, this base seems like it's screwed.
I'm gonna put supplies down, but no one's gonna deposit them or something.
It has that little bit of neglect.
Yeah, like, they're already raided the towers so fast to disrupt the team's flow, and
We weren't even fighting here.
Like they still have some guy up on our roof.
And Red is still trying to claim this tower by like one guy.
Yeah, maybe the tank presence will help.
I saw another guy building at base, so there could be another builder.
Oh my god, it's literally all death.
Not even a flow for ten minutes.
Brother.
There's so many pallets down.
And we have a tank.
I don't know why this thing is fighting me. What the hell is going on here?
It keeps veering to the right.
Okay.
Brother, get in there and save our base.
Why are you there? Why are you there?
Why? Why are you there?
I have to give away your position.
Like, why is this guy right here?
You know?
Like, why? Why are you right there?
He didn't see shit. He's literally in our fucking half of a map.
this game is
Oh, Brutal to that.
No hammer, yeah.
Oh my god.
I
Play yikes
Drop off two pallets? Oh, there's so many corpses.
Not bad landmines.
It's Machapa, it's Machapa!
Wow!
That's great!
Dude, oh my fucking god...
HoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOM
My god...
Dude.
I'm dead.
I'm fucking done.
I'm done.
I joined fucking red, these idiots can't even defend the tower.
The first fob of the whole game.
I decide to build and the team sucks ass and even defending.
What even is this?
What even is this?
Now blue team is owning
It's coming out of here. One spot. One spot's open. One spot's open.
Oh, do you not have any tweezers? Do you know about its parameters?
Yeah, I can't buy right now. I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
Oh, yeah. Sounds good.
We got blue energy.
Yikes.
I don't, there's like nothing I can truly do here.
People coming over there.
Aw, damn it.
There's two people in the...
in front of me. Yeah, they finally took the fob.
You got a suit and backpack at least.
Does he have zero rockets in this?
Feels bad.
I saw two guys here.
I'm dead.
Thank you, Sami.
Leave gameplay.
are you why is there always one more dude why is there was one guy man
Why are you rushing a whole squad dumbass did you not just see three red Doritos drop
up.
Now we'll follow the best time to attack.
Okay, next time I'll just let them die.
All right, last life the new server.
New server, new server, new server.
I
Didn't just serve you
What do you mean free revive? It doesn't revive you, bruh.
Oh, the free resuscitator? Oh, yeah.
where?
Whoa.
What is the cost? I'm on route.
Oh, everybody's got a snipe.
I
Was the third one always one more always one more every single time without it without a without a hitch
Hey!
Just gotta always just assume there's one more forever.
Yeah, but if I bought armor, he still probably would have killed me.
The thing is, this is kind of glass cannon where you go in with an $80 bill, the hope
is to kill a guy, grab his whole kit, then slow down.
It's kind of getting to the sticky finding an actual kid.
Oh, damn, they actually rest everybody.
I
Right these shadows are so fucking harsh
Why are these
Oh, buddy dude.
This guy doesn't even have a bipod on this.
Let's go back to my default gun.
Holy shit!
It's not like the whole tower was under attack, he was not, he was just, he was just ready.
I judge anybody that buys that absolute ass LNG.
Holy fuck.
Now that is actually twice I've looted that complete dog shit gun.
The guy didn't even have a bipod on it. What are we doing?
I
You I believe I need you to hot drop me here
Right on the tower roof, okay
I believe I believe almost no one more one more almost
Did he make it?
Is this one?
Is that friendly?
Did somebody kill them?
Yo, what is going on?
Made money
What a plan
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Nice man, nice
What?
I flew off?
Wait, what?
Oh.
I flew right...
My corpse flew down to our teammates.
Hey!
Lutas, please!
I broke shit!
Thank you, man.
Appreciate you.
I'm not like this.
Thanks.
Why do I have two things here? It's way on.
That habit is scary.
I don't understand this double scope happening on this one.
I don't understand this double scope happening on this right now.
Oh my god, did he die?
Vehicle destroyed.
No further movement.
of
all the way to push
Is M4 better?
Damn, I should have let him dredged.
I don't want to be in there anymore.
okay this is awkward now we both know you can't shoot through this okay now we
both have learned a lesson okay we've learned something all right let me just
mark these guys here we go here we go
yo your boy's gonna snipe me in the face
let's go
all right let's move
GG's mad GG's GG's brother
honor honor
This guy had a fat cake.
You can't loot while you're packing.
They have like a 50 cal sniper behind the church.
We got hostile little bird above us.
That guy sounded like he had a 50 cal.
I might die doing this.
Unless his corpse disappeared. Nope.
Skull closer.
I feel like it's super stupid to be here.
3 bullets by the way.
Where is this dude sniping from? I think he's like, chilling?
This guy must be chilling.
I'm gonna get fuckin' fragged.
I saw him walk in, it's like two different teams fighting.
Is that a guy right there?
What?
What?
Oh, that's a corpse.
Should really go get that M4 back, huh?
Bro, go loot him!
Welcome to the location of the Hostile Spawn Vehicle.
There'll be a dark bird in the air.
If I had C4, oh my god.
Did they spot out the back?
They do, right?
looks like the back
UGH!
AHAHAHAHA.
You're trying to fucking nail it in me.
AHAHAHA!
What even is this?
What even is this game?
Garbage ass settings because these shadows act as like some mecha-chameleon shit
Okay, like
Are you kidding me right now like even look at this right now, it's so harsh on the guy he blends in
oh my god easiest kill man oh what gives you the most visual clarity oh wait I don't think
I don't think you can change anything right now, can you?
I don't know if that did much. It's just...
I've had it done.
Yeah, I think that's the thing about these games playing on the shittiest settings. It's looks like the standard
Every pro just doesn't even look at all this. They're just like, oh, okay
There we go. Sure done
Yeah, I don't care
That's honestly the tragedy of game of FPS is
The actual only person who cares about shooting
We'll just put it to potato because it's it takes away all the visual clutter. There's less geometry
Moving your fucking vision
It's this this stupid tragedy
Because then it's like if you want to sweat. Yeah, but like you know, this is a sweaty game
This game has an in-game currency that goes up the better you do the more you kill.
It's inherently a sweatbox.
Last life anyways.
Shit looks like fucking Halo 1990 now.
Brother, I'm gonna double peek the same spot, cuz fuck you.
Ow!
I still can't see him.
Okay, maybe it's more of a vision problem.
Okay, it's a visually impaired problem.
GGs, brother, GGs.
One by contrast.
Shaq!
I'm a chill here.
I'll be on tomorrow.
Potentially more of this.
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