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12-23-2025 · 8h 48m
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Whoa!
Hey!
Hey, come here!
It's the person that's going to kill you.
It's the person that's going to kill you.
I'll kill you.
Well, well, well, we do is our be back at it, but how yet?
Hike in.
Sub Sub!
Subbity sub sub, you little scrawny pipsqueaks.
The big man's back on this beautiful soon-to-be Christmas Eve,
almost tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
Subb!
Eh.
That demon child ruins my intro?
You dare ruin my intro Ivy?
AAH!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMM
AAH!
I think he's got a poopie.
I think he got a poopie.
Goodbye, A.V.
Goodbye, A.V.
Anyway,
I'm so rudely interrupted.
Oh, last three before we're gone for the holidays, guys.
We are gone on tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
I'm back on Monday.
Okay?
Pray for me.
Pray for me, guys.
It's gonna be our first travel day with two kids.
I think I was gonna be fine. I think sailors are gonna go crazy. I don't know
Like we're gonna came as a in loss like did I have things for her to be fun? I have fun there
Ro because last time we went there's say that it was like what?
Eight months now she's 20 months. Yeah, bro. I'm not sure about that
Yeah, I'm not sure about that bro like
Should be bored, bro.
And it's in New York.
Oh, one second, guys.
I actually got to answer a phone call real quick.
Business, business.
Hold on.
Sorry.
Okay, play this, play this real quick.
Sorry.
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All right, all right, sorry about that guys. I sort of gotta go live. I had a
this is an important call I had to take before the holidays. Anyway, what was I
saying? We are first day travel. It's gonna be good. So far today has been a
a good day, the grinding league, the classical days bro,
can you show me a Twitter thingy of me
and like most hours watch of streamers all time,
like 2015, and I'm like number six by the way.
You know what I told her?
She was like, damn team.
I was like, yeah, I need to put some fucking respect
to my fucking name,
with your fucking spec into me
and the people I'm playing with.
And the Twitch chat.
Put some fucking respect on my name!
God!
Damn!
Sardis came out of fucking nowhere.
Piss me off, bro!
He'll be sleeping on me!
I saw him at my manager in a meeting this morning.
He was like, bro, you've done a lot this year.
I was like, yeah, but these fucking little crime-in-ease keep crying.
He was like, bro, you got good at World Warcraft.
You got good at Warcraft 3.
You got good at Street Fighter.
You became serviceable in Minecraft.
I was like, okay, watch it, bro.
So you did, I'm at, and this said with children,
at a 30, but a young 30.
I'm still dominating and tackling new adventures
and challenges, nobody's doing it like me.
So fucking show me some respect.
I was like, number like six or seven
on the list or something since 2015.
Nobody does it like me. Nobody does it like me. Nobody does it like me.
Pussies? Sorry, I don't know why that fucking pissed me off.
It did piss me off too. Anyway, let's try to move forward amicably.
Now, because now I'm fucking got a headache. Yellen, I don't you like that?
Casey missed it. We've been fucking smoking these foods
League. I'm almost at 300 LP. There's a League of Legends challenge in Avers,
EU happening at the start of next season.
Also challenger, dude, I kind of, I don't want to be that guy like, oh, we're back to this.
I kind of want challenger before the split ends. I don't know if I'm just saying this
because I've had a positive day every single day. I'm like in a twilight zone.
But, I said it yesterday, I've been having some fun with him.
So you're saying there's a shot.
So you're saying there's a shot.
What if, dude, I low key yesterday, I went to bed, I was like, I could hit 10 hours.
And I don't know why seeing my name here.
I'll fuckin' just pull it up.
Fuck, it's supposed to be a mill.
Ah, where's this at?
Ah, this was this.
I
Here it was
This crazy this twitch 2015 hours watch bro you see some of these names
Wings of death the odd one, bro. It was all like league
how crazy is that like it's so I don't know bro where's the time gone
I don't know who that a Moz guy is
night blue bro this is my twitch i think lyric cutie summit night blue
it's like a perfect
what a play bro
They're gonna have a queue was this 2017
What has months to
I
Didn't get you fly up there fortnight ponders. Oh
Emoly
I told ya 2018 top-to-tea takeover
Went to the fucking top go for rake one baby
That fucking ninja. Look at Azmit Gold. Look at XQ Pussy C. What was that, Among Us or
whatever? GTA or something? Oh no, I'm dropping. Please. Go Cartage, OG, Tifu,
Line up there.
2021, my time, come on.
2021, come on.
Ah, ah, ah.
That gnaws, come on baby.
Come on, move.
There we go.
Come on.
Fuck, Nick Merks.
Ah.
Look at me!
Look at me!
This stays pretty solid here, doesn't it?
Damn, I buy fucking lips.
I think the golly sky does like a 24 hour thingy or something. I don't actually know
Come on we don't drop behind soda do we 20 seconds left
Chi fucking flew up there holy shit
No, bro, get up there, bro!
2025 wasn't my year, bro!
Come on!
That's it.
Where does it end?
2025, I'm, what, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Not good enough.
I can pass X, whoever was at the top.
Anyway, I can do it bro, I can do it. I just gotta lock it again. I actually figured out
I can cut my sleep. I can cut my sleep bro. I don't need to sleep.
The viewer account that's ours watch
Actually, I did take three months in
2025
And those charts are more hour streamed be honest
Oh wait, I was just gonna break in 2024.
Not bad, I think it was considered.
I'm not sure what we can do here, to be honest, this Janna pick I think is just game losing.
He's actually saying fuck me now and roam me, horrible.
Apparently I did something wrong.
I'll stay.
Okay.
Alright.
I don't think it's ever gets better because we can never kill these guys and by the time
I get Rylai's, we still can't kill these guys.
I first picked I believe, I think it's just probably just a Janna one trick playing Janna.
I don't think Janna 1-tricks actually use Storm Skin at reporter skin.
I think they use Star Guardian, so he probably isn't a 1-trick.
Unfortunately.
It's not a 1-trick, just a terrible pick.
They're not typing Janna players down to say, I'm experienced, bro.
This line of work.
Fuck off that hits
Why would you walk there?
You're a dog man
Did it make sense? Why would you walk where we're spam pinging?
We know AK is roaming. I just wanna fucking
Give him what he fucking deserves, you know what I'm saying bro?
How would you combo both?
You little freak!
I'm staying.
nice xx nice that's fucking lujascu period lujascu lujascu, lujascu, lujascu
Sucks to miss that, but I'm gonna choice these come back bot lane
These bought these bought I'm on my hands and knees
Come bot
It didn't matter these people are just
just give me Rylai's and boots, so Rylai's and boots are just what we do, fuck it, fuck it.
I have to dodge everything, fuck it.
Awesome, fun.
and understand. Oh my god. Alright dude, I can't, I legitimately can't play because
my fucking support is just retarded. I don't know. Is it? Is it? It isn't. It isn't.
well
Oh, I'm not backing up.
Bro, are these vehicles spam-ticking me?
What the fuck do you want me to do?
My Janna is literally just beside me, giving me a 70 HP shield.
Please let me know.
Please bro.
I am open to improvement.
Pretty tilting too, I'm not a lie.
Is it tilting?
I
Slap it's up
Okay, I have Rylai's guys, maybe I can look the gank up.
It is pretty, it is pretty
They'll be pretty squishy
You complete turrets of plates
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Give me the fuck out of here.
well who was up at 60
just pinging me I did it
Tell me what to do to improve this game, and I will gladly do it
Let's say there's a perfect world where I die like once I
Can never walk up to any a single CS at any point
I'm just getting hurt.
An enemy has been slain.
Oh that was nasty, oh.
The sun's getting real low.
The voice comps has not changed this, there's no world this is playing with.
level
I
I can't dodge that Zoey bubble because she's just already into my face.
Or I'm getting slowed by Lux into it.
It's actually not...
Oh yeah, this is fucking miserable.
We can't ever face check a bush because we don't have a tank.
But even if we did have a tank?
I'm not sure they live.
I'm trying to say, I think my jolos tabs are a bit off.
So a 5v5, don't get picked.
The hell is jannikoi?
Your turret has been destroyed, sir.
Oh, Flux is there?
F*** it, F*** it, F*** it, F*** it, F*** it.
What?
Shut the damn...
Please, buddy.
I like my flash R for the ride like slow that are only way to engage on luck with me
flash aring the slow.
I had a win card, you think?
I'm never winning versus the ungodly card.
that ungodly comp just ff and play dolls with the kiddos bro try
i think there comes that good i think it's just potlain it's too favorable and this is a
the Nautilus is so nice. Easy games, press one button, it's so nice.
Oh
Best
Well, this dragon's gonna be a pain in the ass to get to, but hey, if we could, it'd
5v5's are playing before they poke somehow
Oh my god, I don't think you can do that ring on this old...
I
Didn't scare me to help out of here
Nice shit hot holy fuck
They're pinging Baron, but that's not real.
fuck you and fuck this stupid ass character and fuck this game
God damn it, that should get bared off that.
Guess I got Devil Revive.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I made it as it is.
I mean I don't think she can do anything against any other cop who like she's good against who?
Rengar? I would know.
Oh
Our nexus is open to be lost I forgot
That sucks
He has the edge of night too, so tiff our vault spot him.
of
the
What's up?
Can't even have 29, it's been so long, I lost all time, I'm kind of sad that's not true.
that's pretty miserable.
I don't see when pick order was I think it would have mattered I
I can check to see if it is a one trick, it is what it is, but that was never going to be playable.
Only way if you pick some gauge when you get games, that's it.
That is not, nothing about that was playable.
Yeah, we watch it. We have a Christmas YouTube brother. Thank you my man hunt
Okay much better double brand oh trust me you don't my AD
I
I hate this hover, Red said.
So that right there is why I am fucking terrified
of the new season.
That right there.
We have second pick.
We hover a broken champion.
You know, enemy's gonna pick it,
but you cannot ban.
And allies hover next season so you just get yours like it's not my fault that our top laners are fucking moron
He's living in a fantasy world where he's just gonna get the strong a strong champ
Bro
Wait, that's already in live servers?
Yeah, fucking GG man.
Dude, their Tinkum looks AIDS auto bucket.
They get to use his cute Tristana skin
My god, and they picked Taliyah
Kassante.
So good.
Get a job!
And these people get a job?
That's the problem with League of Legends, I feel like.
You wanna talk? Hey, dumbass, you're talking to a top 10 fucking streamer of all time.
Check the fucking stats.
Show me some fucking respect!
13th? No.
Mostly.
Let me get in there.
Minions have spawned.
Was it still going up? By the end of my career, I'll probably top two.
Top two.
Winners don't duck.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to kill him.
Easy peasy.
Give it for the show and resolve 500 fucking kills.
Oh
A man who makes God's plead, show me.
AAAAAAAAARGH!
It's not 30, don't 60.
To go another rock!
I saw that coming with the way they traded level 1.
That's a terrible ward.
I don't understand that ward.
I'm ready to say don't put down this match give me a reason and I'll say it baby
I might just drop in.
Hey.
Oh boy, I guess he knocked the fuck this game as one, but you want to do that? Oh.
That's a good I want to win message for sure.
I like that.
Watch this.
Love that.
Has low fucking WPM as well.
Forever to type that fucking cutie little sentin.
throws a moron who's lost
Oh my fucking god.
I mean, this is a terrible deck. I need one more wave. I mean, I don't know.
I
Want to kill that guy crazy
You mean what you need to help with your backing
Dude, you suck!
I got told by his low fucking WPM, and that fucking paragraph earlier, he was probably
in the shop drooling on himself, heard me ping, and was like, huh, that's why he didn't
react.
I'm lucky.
I didn't know he had a heal.
What are you doing when you meet him? He lived by 1 HP with heal.
And somebody behind me on a frozen wave I was gonna die regardless who gives a shit
That's a brand combo I mean our flash R. E fuck yeah
Fuck yeah.
It's like human bread, I would not have flashed her. And killed.
I
I can't, I missed something.
I'm gonna have to shot the ins here out of the machine.
No way that kills, no way that kills.
Such a bitch!
Insta W behind the minions.
People want my fucking cock, bro.
Every god damn game I'm getting puzzled.
It's adorable, I love it.
Go play for the bounty toplane, she's 7-1.
of
the
of
the
Ahhhhhhhh, that's me.
This guy walks from crud's, behind the tower.
What bro
I was terrified of me.
How does it not hit the back wave? Are you fucking high?
I'm going to use my shield to kill him, but I'm going to use my shield to kill him.
shot
That brand's good you streaming yes
Finally, we get to watch the real blender. Finally, we get to watch the real blender.
Look how much it's gonna...
My damage, bro!
I cut it-ass characters!
I mean, who gives a shit my phyllis and suck my cock, they can all suck my cock.
These guys, they're all noobs. This guy playing like this with no vision of this bush? They're idiots. I don't give a shit.
No vision of that bush with phyllis and nicks. I don't care. I don't care. I'll take it. They're shit. They're all shit. They're all just dog shit fucking monkeys chasing squirrels. They're terrible. It is what it is.
I like this song.
You guys are pretty toxic today, who am I being toxic to?
Anthra, why the yaks, you fucking...
...breed this boat!
the
We open G's.
Middle from this bush. How's that not just a kill?
I want to out of this game.
Let me get in there!
Paincoded, can that be something...
Can that be something to be cured bro? I've gotten flashed on three times.
Can it be worth it for that freak to do that? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
learn for a while when it's fine
I'm banning.
She's going anyway.
I was being seen.
I don't have anything to say.
this Camille though what the fuck
Fuck!
NOOOOOO!
Go it in!
I can kill this guy.
It's oracles in all these games, I feel like.
I could have ulted, not healed.
I mean, whatever about my experience, I bet this Camille is just on the brink of a breakdown.
We gotta lock in
I
Supporting us coming strong this item is doing no damage either
I just need a point in the right direction.
I
of
Who's lost Otacon? Lost Dragon? Lost Baron? Lost the game.
I'll see if you bought was pretty good at beating them.
What's your years go just like now when I first watch you I wondered if there's some other time the one that got five world challenger
Asic asic classic characters in the chat
I'm is actually terrible there are so there's so many levels on us
The smoke has been smooth.
Stop their paces.
their faces about five key damage into
the game yeah who was the hit man
I'm gonna play 80 characters my account's nerf to shit. I don't understand
I mean I understand why
Profiled but
the
You don't care man FF
Just fucking surrender.
Kill this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
That's it.
take cover out
I wouldn't say wow I can't we actually lost this game
That makes me look bad, but hit it we still won despite my performance
if we just got that fucking autocub.
They should let more reminder come through, I think.
Oh, I am absolutely through, like, holy fuck, I'm stupid.
I'm strong I can carry
I might just...
I got fucking stuck on this Axial Tria minefield.
Riffle FUCK these stupid ass matchups
We're blaming Camille now
But she was there blaming Camille damn
that was not even a match I'd have to say that was first two games have sucked ass bro
I played against Taliyah, Cassante bot lane, and then I played against Joey Lux bot lane.
Let me just play some bot laners guys.
says you yeah it says me fucking it's not being cringe I don't think so you did much
this game huh the Otacon got Camille's one key or excuse me the Oxtron got Camille's
one key bounty and they stole Otacon at like the same time they're not honest players
course.
I think I'll get a snack.
You know, Warwick Christmas is supposed to be 70 degrees in Missouri on Christmas.
Pop the queue, just get it over with, thank you.
Oh my god, I get mid lanes.
Solve pick, my current rating on chess 1900, easily 1900, no Melban, I forgot, but I just
lost another game to Zaheem, so whatever.
Let's swap.
Not now, Sierra.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
Please win.
Please.
Please.
Please.
I deserve this.
I deserve this.
I deserve this.
No I am.
I'm a top kid streamer of all time.
Statistically.
Fuck though.
Feel bad for my teams, get a little rough for them.
Gonna be roaming.
I got a clue, this is cute.
I caught it, I might never win again.
That last win was your final win of 2025, you think?
That looks disgusting.
An enemy has been slain.
K.
Kill him, T.T.
Shut up, T.T.
An ally has been slain.
Eyes toppling.
An enemy has been slain.
I can carry.
I'm him.
You're him, Big T. I know.
You're him, I know.
You're him, I know.
Yeah
That's good
I
Flash
Every day I'm shamed by this.
Rick, it's a god.
Are they like officially lane swapped now or what's going on?
I'll fight you, killed.
You're here for music the gameplay is shit. Yeah, may do something cool for you, but
I could do something really cool right now, but I don't want to.
I swear Riot Games pick and chooses some games that make sure it counts to a percent less
image that's why you lose more games
I'll do any such little work I've had that mechanic since possible yep I know ball bro
I know ball you'd never know never know maybe it's just you you're pretty inconsistent
No I'm not. I'm consistently great, you can see that.
A second candidate for that? Are you fucking crazy?
I'm happy to that first issues not any time recently, but yeah
There's gonna die
I
You got Leandris it's big
Our car was with you there
Stop Lord swagger at 50
the way that guy's talking to get that power out of
land, fuck
ahhhhhhh
Got to hit those, got to hit those, if I want to be great and I want to be where I'm
destined to be
I
Would buy
I
There's some good fucking music man
I agree
Boom!
Fuck solid, Malfi! You're a fucking beast!
What an alpha male on the Malfi!
From 0560 CS to that fucking sickle!
Boom!
I
She blocked it. She filled her flash even this guy's I mentioned it would collect her first asking
and keep my chest that mouth I don't know so alpha and manly yeah it was as a
cool cat
Oh
Intuition
Good intuition
We'll say that when you hit these dragons guys
of
I tried to dodge the comeback, I did not but no we should
Fuck this I need to run nice bro
There we go. Now we're in my comfort zone. Ah, finally.
Stand here, she's gonna flash.
We all know why you play Brando.
It's because this is the only brand you have left.
I just need you to pop the button.
I'm not doing it like that.
I
Know how I still have prime subs
I should check that wall.
Ah, mambong!
I've got fucking redemption earlier, ahhh!
Bro, these games are actually pretty fucking annoying.
Can I just play my brand bot lane?
It's goofy because I need a side lane.
Trist needs to go mid.
Trist is very useless.
use them
well this dragon
surely
a good fight here
Oh my god, it's actually lost completely.
Why lose game?
Why lose game?
why lose game why lose game
of
What's going on?
Okay, we're back to the showtops, though, for sure going now.
What's going on?
Okay, we're actually at the showtop, so they're for sure going now.
the
I'm in my fucking suffering Shut up, Tristana!
that's the most obvious thing I've ever seen.
Oh my god!
Dude, I swear to god by the way
Every enemy A carry, even when I'm playing, has more damage.
I think something's up with the code.
I'm not f***ing kidding. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
There is suspicious activity. Hang on.
Some say the world won't be as peaceful as it used to be.
I
Wouldn't class it
Oh, you're not gonna want to be one of her team, are you high?
is suck
for these zoe support pigs have also been pretty disgusting
So aren't you your face and then sleep the noxious as shit?
They kind of go fishing forever.
I think they're seeing hard and gauging.
This is why it's so frustrating in these games.
We don't have any.
This just seems so good.
You're getting to like a gnoll.
Let's just right click it.
click it. Thank you. It's all my fault. I fucking started streaming talking about
climbing. I fuck you.
Kind of locked in pretty locked in. Bet a gold lead again with another 5k gold
4.5K and threw it her second throw-in-a-row
you
you
you
you
you
No more no more no more no more
Just win just win just win
So I made two PB&Js, own Apple Teeth.
What's the problem?
Thank you.
D&G ratio, I mash both sides of bread with thick peanut butter.
And then I do just I barely any jelly because I'm fucking like that
Chokes sandwich, I don't care bro. How alpha would that be?
LOL, or Twitch.tv streamer LOLTW1 has passed away today after choking on a 7 inch thick peanut butter seed, which, yeah, that'd be fucking alpha.
I'm not sure if it's true, but I don't know if it's true.
I'm not sure if it's true.
I'm not sure if it's true.
Well...
Well, it's just a little bit of a mess.
Well, it's just a little bit of a mess.
Excuse me, fuck you, bro. I'm being set up!
The waster's not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's how losers you happen.
No, no, no, no, I'm like, oh, it's the chip now.
of it, Paige.
Oh, Nautilus!
Oh, my God!
Good things are happening over here on this broadcast, ladies and gentlemen.
We get a champion that's not fucking
Degenerate as hell. I wonder if it's gonna be a dodge though
you
You
please bro here we go big winning streak come on it's let's restart let's lock
in we start the day it's change the playlist fuck this change the playlist
Fuck this, change the playlist. Fuck this, fuck this, fuck this.
Welcome to the...
Aggie ass YouTube!
Can we change the playlist, someone?
Nightcore! I'm down. Fuck it.
Nightcore, top hits, most viewed nightcore song.
BOW VOLUME!
Because fuck the VOD!
It's muted on the VOD.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Not full volume, not full volume.
Not full volume, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that.
Zero zero, zero zero, zero zero, zero zero, zero zero, zero zero.
How settings are wrong, I can tell.
Oh, yeah, my mouse is fucked. I have to get my settings for something.
Oh shit
Look man!
You win, you win!
Space or something?
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
LET'S GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lock it to reset.
Oh my god!
So far the right lines, my mouse does not feel normal.
Ahhhh...
Let's not be yelling my fucking I got a massive headache. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I every time I yell everything's I got sick
It's just headache hurt
You know, it's fucking so painful
Oh, he went in to ask me for my number.
That was pretty catchy.
oh shit
I didn't know I was gonna fucking man up bro.
I'm like a little fucking pussy now. I don't fucking understand why.
I think!
I don't mind playing at Swain as brand at all.
I
Think
I hit Debbie's at all.
guys, that's what we need
So locked in right now
I fucking need that, bro!
Ah-ha! Nubless's backpot! Fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh, fucking Avengers out of nowhere!
Holy shit!
I don't think it's the worst.
dodge not turn dodge you son of a bitch dodge bro
there at the feed her who is that oh let's break
of
the
the
the
the
the
What a rise play.
These are league songs, actually.
It kind of makes it fucking, either weeby as fuck, but it kind of makes it like every
Every moment's like Superbowl.
Yeah, it's like montage music, yeah.
I'm like CS and I'm like, oh my god!
This is the fucking hyper CS move anybody's ever fucking had.
It's no magic bro.
Listen to the gym like hip-hop and rock and shit, but it really doesn't fit me.
I
Fuck that's what
and
and
Give me that.
Is this kid's bop?
Like somebody's using a voice changer.
Yeah, actually.
I'm in that decision that you went.
Have Donker!
Oh my god. I'm committing, fuck it.
I've limaced everything.
My teammates, oh my god
How's guys he look he doesn't play them. Oh my god
Oh, yo, this is a rough day.
Oh my YouTube crash
Oh
Fucking again
I'm not risking that yeah, I did I believe you
I'm buying any he'll cut bro give me
Don't cry, bro.
Winnable.
Maybe.
It is winnable.
We will win this game!
I couldn't mute, sorry. All right, I have the Andres! I'm useful-ish!
I mean what can I do man I fucking got dodge eight of those I mean I'm all one shot we
I forgot the audio. Holy shit, she's fast with fun.
Come on, do something cool, Yasuo! Do something cool! Do something cool, man!
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's up there.
Like something didn't go right that time.
Like, not for me, I think it's like, I feel like something, I don't know what happened.
I had a good R and then an E onto him.
Nice Metallica man, are you going through a divorce?
Plus the brand fought lotting, you've just given up having two big nicks.
At least it's not Minecraft.
I don't suck this big big shit, stupid.
I
Can just pull up on me you piece of shit. No matter
You dragon you twit
Not again in this place
If they try and stop Yasuo, nocturne R's.
Have nocturne there, go.
Oh my god.
I
Hard thing game let me just let not turn
I'm scared.
Okay, this is fucking-
Wooo! This is, uh, this is a game that's SWITTERED!
I'm not fucking...
Oh, this is the game's a sweater!
I know, let's sort of, honestly, let's sort of this time stamp might not be too bad.
It's like every like every if at any time the fight is the any fight is the last fight pretty much
We have soul.
Soul spotting them in the half.
Oh my god, I'm go-ed it.
I'm go-ed it!
I could not do anything else. That's it.
I can never die.
Oh
Swain flap those fat fucking gums anybody
Oh my God, I gotta get...
OH MY GOOOOOOT!
BOOM!
I
Bitch
We'll lose this game is like like like speaking into existence
Oh, we out.
Hey, squad!
I wish bro I wish I I earned for that earned for that
That pervert's gone.
Some type of feeling. I wouldn't feel anything.
Please.
Trust my movement.
Dead, trust my movement.
That's my fucking movement!
Oh, bitches!
I told you, bro!
It's like the day zero zero!
We can win eight in a row!
We're 1-0 right now, 1-0!
1-0, 1-0!
1-0, 1-0!
See ya!
Don't put down!
Ready it!
I
Are you people
I got back to diamond congrats max
I had so many colors mom. I forgot we did that. We had to bring that back.
I have no idea, ma'as.
I
Actually I don't know idea
Swing in the chat dude, what is with people coming in the chat after the game?
I said fuck you you suck at brain and I am better noobs all of you all of you are silver peekers
Bro go to bed man
You lost you got shit on it was embarrassing. You got body
Competitive at no point
I mean, I don't tell these guys I'm still going bread
Adrian what's up brother
Okay, so let me get this straight, okay, we're not trying to win this one, so let me get
this straight, does they ban Zillian and this guy's next best is Velkaz?
We're trying to win, it's fine.
I
Just fucking
Oh
It's fine eight wins and a round let's go
The top match it looks terrible.
Come on.
I
Very close to you in your favorite scale, it's not Asian very close to you, bro
30 seconds until he's being spawned.
Who's this champion?
It's definitely not Velka's.
Okay, censored what fuck
Oh, what the fuck are those clicks?
Alright, he's hitting a couple.
That's growing
That is should
I
Am
Don't cause a war in the chat right now
I'm just coming back.
Yeah, I'm kind of fucked this, but it is.
I got a reset.
Ah, fuck, close.
Yeah.
Ah
Damn
I
Get to driven time bro fuck off. I just gotta build MR good
I don't want this let's support think it's very good
it is very good
Yike!
Why do I have 3 APs and I don't give a shit about fucking APs?
That's why.
Stop that.
He can just scale forever.
How do we ever lose?
I don't know.
Please.
Please, I'm not coping.
Please.
Please.
He's I'm not coping
How bad is this look right now?
I
Did it get grubs though
I think I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna try not play it. They died for me.
I'm gonna assume he got barred
I've been bought a pink ward, I'm so locked in guys.
Stop, Busson!
Just try not to kill me in 10 minutes, or I'll miss guys, literally nothing.
Yeah.
These pigs they are garbage.
The support picks are shit today.
I don't think it's quite bad. Like a second head for shit
It's a bad champ
That's it, both of us, yes.
I'm not sure I'm liking the full beat of it.
I
specifically play
I black fire shit like
Yeah, get him a compliment out of what happens now.
I'm running down for some doordash, bro.
If you're in this game, I got you.
Jadass, fam.
Jadass.
I think Velkoz wasted his um whatever I'm in but
I
Mean
No, no, no, she's a what you know
I mean what's up
Yeah, this is gonna be rough, I have to go hour of last third.
He's sitting there in the river trying to like fight without any information on Rengar.
Hasn't showed topside.
He's already killed us like four times.
Bro, what are you doing?
still be right there
Fuck it!
Honestly, I can't go hourglass now. I think I'm gonna have to.
That's like so let's see so bad
I can't even walk up here, ahhh!
This sucks.
Fuck me.
I
Don't skip it
I
Yes, seekers I see even there
my fucking ult
Fucking old.
Bitch!
Yeah, fuck my boys!
I
Ah
I hope you have a merry Christmas Mr. Tyler one.
Thanks, Slaxer.
Thank you, brother.
Ragnar kind of fell off, didn't he?
For some reason, he just stopped randomly pressing R.
I think it's worse for him as we go up to the top.
three-hour glass
Oh my god Lee Sin meet me behind the 7-Eleven at 9 o'clock tonight
I'm not present for you. Yeah, it's gonna be a $10 card
I could not stop
I could not stop
mhm mhm mhm
I'll check this ring are so bad
Fuckin' dog?
Up!
How's your name like a little bee?
Oh well.
Oh well.
fuck those boots I'm playing for this I shouldn't have
I
Bro just said it's Tyler. This is bum ass thing bro. He won
He play on in a you know who that is. Shut up. Don't try to hoop
I think you're a piece of fuck.
Do well boys, do well.
No horror run back
No, Paula, run back.
Stop crying about the fucking ads, bro.
Like I at this point, I don't I should actually just do 23 ads a minute
Excuse me 23 minutes of ads an hour you cannot be like
From your if I was a viewer, I'd be understanding like oh
Two kids my Kayla
It's your bad King you need it, right?
I'm saying, if we do this for a little bit,
There we go.
Much better.
Much better.
I feel like I can speak now because there's an open air bro all these songs were planned
I feel like I can't speak because I feel like I'm getting talked over.
It's why I only like songs with like,
bare lady noise, like Burbage.
That makes sense.
Bro has the 13 most hours watched all time and only made $7 an hour 13 most hours watched
all time.
Is that crazy?
Wow.
amazing.
Wow.
Hey, Meringar?
Hmm.
We are a fortune cookie.
I wasn't when you first blew up.
Assume you didn't expect it.
I was kind of, somebody asked me that the other day.
I've kind of been just going with it.
Like, there was no one moment for me.
It was just like, I don't know, I don't know.
Every day has been like the last for 10 years.
I don't know.
Here we go.
Believe in the intuition you have.
It will guide you to greatness.
Hey!
Hey!
Yep.
Absolutely!
Yep.
Hell yeah.
The most you unfortunately of all time? Yep.
True doctor, no, bro
You'll be getting greedy with twitch streamers, not me bro
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Whatever I told you, your loudest fucking mic sucks, yeah.
Several times actually, I like our draft
Didn't you want like 70 K to play Elton ring
And that sub goal was initially like 50 K
And then Kayla sweet talked it down to 22 K. I believe
Oh well
No, you can't
Dude can't pay three dollars to Dwayne the Rock Johnson walk up to him and be like hey make a movie about this
No
You can't do the same thing to me and be like hey play this game
No, I need my money
Dwayne the flop Johnson better hold your tongue boy better watch how you speak about Dwayne the rock Johnson over here, bud
DC's back
Some say, the world will end.
You see, Sobeck.
Huh?
Minions have spawned.
I might try and fight us here.
Minions have spawned.
Might try and fight us here.
Which is right.
Am I at a price for Sakaru Tonka? 50,000 subs.
I said it.
I should have let you leave Fountain if I feel like.
Right?
Why does he even let you re-found without a jungle item? It shouldn't.
I thought I would get that overworked.
That was dumb.
That was playing Draven.
enemy
Oh my god
Hold ya
I'm going to go back to the top, and then I'm going to go back to the top.
I'm not
I'm still getting dogwatersports, nah I completely grieved this game, I don't know what the fuck
I was doing ah, nah, this ruckus playing fine. I'm not moron. I don't know. I understand it
I
Didn't start items
You got diffed by Boris.
True.
True he did get diffed by Boris.
Oh
Shopkeeper guys Boris this guy
I'm looking for the ring.
I'll be right back.
I'm looking for the ring.
I'll be right back.
I'm looking for the ring.
I'm looking for the ring.
Every damn shambles in.
I'm sorry, I am switcher's AFK.
Could be in this bush.
Oh, shit, my R.I.V.E.s wall's happening.
Well, these guys aren't too old-q,
Spotlane.
We're just guessing if I'm okay, right?
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
We're go top
We're go top
It has no feet
bitch
ring our stop
ring our stop
I
Their top zero three guys
I feel like they're about to try something stupid about me.
I want to die too.
I want to die too.
I want to die too.
Please I'm not crazy we win
Please I'm not crazy man
Just have to want to you don't want it another
Gotta want it
I
killable
Blanc has an ego, they're playing stupid.
Looks none of that strong, can't even kill Soraka.
Rocka stop pinging, you're fountain.
This guy got windmilled, we did they were there bro?
Can't wait for you to get one shot once by Leblanc and say, oh, okay, it's unwinnable.
My team's got shipper tarns.
Effer-
Oh!
Rocka heal me!
Soraka heal me I didn't do anything wrong Soraka
Yes, they're actually running around this.
dumbass look at this bro
I mean, Soraka's also trolling now by not playing.
I will file a report on both of them.
Play the game.
I
Bro, what's it?
Long subset it's fine. That's uh, I'm gonna try and tilt you kill. Nope not tilted we can win
But the best only one I mean I best is still trying
If this guy's actually getting it tilted I seriously think it could have been one
And like the Rengar got tilted by himself not buying jungle item for the game like come on
I
Say no, I'm better. No, you won't
I should throw one in.
Nice
There's so many people play variety clones he was a loser
He was twitch chat's loser
I killed Darius. I kinda wanted to turn back and help my team.
I
Haven't heard a single bell
and you're getting report back
why is that so loud?
these guys like they're hot shit
they not I is
Nah, you know? YAH, BREF!
AAH!
Look, we gotta be gone longer for, uh...
LP mitigation.
I need it to be longer, I think.
Oh, nice, it didn't need to be.
Alright, well, that's probably the best we can do.
Getting a plus 10 of that.
I don't know, this guy, it seemed like a win trade.
I don't know.
Because this guy didn't start journal items, we told him, but he didn't go back.
He did the camp anyway and died
So I'm not really sure what that was
You know smite I mean he did not have a jungle item so he can't do that do that
Even if he does the camp is getting zero XP, but you but you can't do the camp
I don't know.
Let's play it.
I don't know.
Hey, bud.
What am I hearing, bruh?
I'm never gonna climb my career's over.
Everything's fucking ruined.
Also, watch the stream say your leg you came to the real world dude.
Thanks banana.
I don't think it matters.
We're at a daily chess game.
Oh, look!
Oh, look!
You can gift membership.
Oh, that'd be fun.
You can see a chess.com membership under the Christmas tree.
You can imagine it as a kid.
That'd be pissed.
you
you
you
Oh my god.
Dude, all of you that have this stupid-
Fucking fucking game bottom three times
They got shit on
And my team's mad
Just did me I
Don't care anymore
Just hit me just hit me. I want to lose it me. I don't care
Hit me hit me. I don't care hit me
Oh my god
.
Well
To Gina supports in one day is a bit crazy, huh?
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Ever done it, Fulow?
30 seconds into a minion spawn.
I think that's the way now
They probably feel much better now.
They probably feel much better.
Oh, Tyler won, yeah.
That's a win.
Oh, that's T1 brand?
Yeah, we got this guy.
Yeah, we got this guys
Fucking hate Janna though. I don't think she does any I've seen it for years
I don't think she does anything
Partisitely speaking her win rate has been one of the highest for years. I just I do not notice it ever
Thanks, Eiffel.
How do I hit this?
Got it.
Got a half.
All those gotta have a moment, and we fucking have them.
Go big.
Hey!
Jump!
faster nami
Yep. Yep.
I hit a shield.
Far, far.
and
I'm being...
That's a big kill, Top.
Huge kill, Top!
What's up?
What happened to your?
I think I'm back to the AI, I've already talked about that a million times.
Oh dude.
Oh dude.
What the hell? How did... What is this guy's enemy team doing? There's no way nobody, none of us die there.
Fuck.
for my sub app
for my sub app
I kind of thought maybe.
What are you guys doing?
Oh, that is the worst.
Come on.
fun
It's fun
Really.
I went in on that.
Whipped his ult.
I heard that they're not beefing bot lane.
We don't die.
I have Rileys now so it shouldn't matter.
Ah, give me that kid.
I do not want to give.
I
Come on
Oh
Victor just sat mid the entire time. Whatever. Come the fuck on.
Jell-O could just be so far behind.
in there Victor
Trust your hands, bro.
What's this?
What's that?
I think it was like legendary loot.
three auto attacks one in your head one in your back and best of taking the
tower with all her big arms and power the witness is inevitable hours for
the take
during fall season i do lots of raking
I
Key though raps are getting better
How do we desert down bounty bad come on now
I should keep 5, I'm doing this
They're probably at your knight
I hope your teammate now fight nice or are you idiot fuck
Oh
I
I can't go that.
now what?
You need those first two dragons now what?
Play for Autocod?
Yep.
Yes guys, I need to address the allegations but I'm stalling, hoping you guys forgive me.
working rare happy very Christmas you too are happy holidays how do they at
61
do it do it hit it baby
The season ended 15 days.
This is best.
I'm going to get GM, that's for all GMs, so with GM, Challenger is only 900 LP you understand
that?
100 LP minimum a day.
Who's the map? It's in my favor.
Is that a vacation bro? It's not vacation, it's holidays. What?
and
XQC is a loser and has nobody!
He has nothing!
Fuck him!
Goodbye.
Could it be five days I leave tomorrow?
These men last dream you'll see me on Monday. You guys are just ungrateful twits again
Like, I swear to God out of all the social communities, Twitch has got to be the biggest
babies, man.
You guys cry about everything.
Ads, playlists, game, stream time, stream date.
God, I'm never happy.
one
I'm gonna fight this so bad
I
Something done right just do it your fucking self god damn
I don't want 14-hour days so I can come home and see 15 minutes of ads on the other side.
Sup the fuck up.
and
customers always right shut the fuck
this is retail retail retail
retail retail
I'm gonna go back, get the cry baby.
I'll take that.
We take out the fucking trash.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
In the game, in the game, in the game, hit nexus, hit nexus, hit nexus.
Hit nexus, hit nexus.
Let's not do this bullshit.
One from 300?
Eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh.
Oh, baby.
Time to sleep, baby.
You're so queasy.
You play your trademark Draven.
I'll tell you what I can do for that.
Go bring it for a game.
How's that, bud?
The light's fucking broken.
How do I get brighter?
I don't want it brighter.
You're too bright.
How do you use these stupid fucking lights in front of either PC, man?
It is like a softer light.
No, it's not.
I
Was on tarzan bed, I think I talked about it not repeating myself
myself
Now so no
I like soda it's okay
Jungle brand good no idea
Homeless we get it it's not sponsored you gotta keep fucking name drop them
Yeah, I do it mate. It's a lot better
We're not a lot better. It's just better
What Dom say and you think when Tarzan gets a band he'll be here wrecking a fortitude
viewers.
Who knows bro what if during Tarzan's band he builds band band he builds his
brand who knows you never know what can happen two years who knows where he can
be
What's that count out James jungle god, Julian
You still the friends yeah, dog you don't know bro
Sometimes if you're forced to make a living if it's literally what you've done your entire life to make a living you're forced to adapt
So
some say no no what if he's a completely different person in a year
how'd I miss
of
the
How'd she die though?
I'll fight, baby.
It's gotta be worth for me, right?
Got an assist and then an AD, you got two kills.
Alright
Love to dive this guy but
They're coming bot.
Are they angry?
Are you so angry?
Some say the world won't be happy if we don't fight.
They'll come from here.
Six CS lead.
Wow.
That's impressive.
I thought it was good in you. Thank you, bro.
Spot's kind of just running around and I have a son of so we can't
force our jungler can come and we can dive, but it's a male fight so we kind of can't.
And she has the next P lead plus now has.
Okay, that's massive.
Yeah, going to take you back was huge for us, going to get out.
Jayce seems to be confident.
Nice.
Oh yeah, daddy liked the Jayce.
Call me Victor, baby.
I'm gonna be up in them sheets.
Haha, I'm kidding.
6 I'm strong!
Yeah! Yeah!
You have slain an enemy.
Advoiscoms.
I didn't know Suna was close to sick.
Advoiscoms.
I was hoping she was, but because I didn't know I had a flash.
Very annoying.
Very annoying indeed.
I was definitely on C-Ride twice, there's just no way, no I'm not.
Bro I'm not even as, because I wasn't leaving you.
BALLING!
You don't know shit about shit.
Just pinging your XP too?
Yes bro, but you're playing this weird like fucking mind game.
I think I knew I think he's tilted.
He just taken dragon with that come.
That come.
So good Malphite, so good.
No, I haven't got like the last three fucking kids, guys.
Spicy.
I'm gonna save my TP to help the boys.
No disrespect to- you know what I'm thinking about?
The steroids are jokes.
No disrespect to him, but if he's easily achievable and natty within nine months to one a year-
Ah!
No, yeah, you're fuckin' mine now.
Now you're bullshit.
Now you're bullshitting!
I thought he was
Getting picked a lot
I think us being made is pretty dumb, it's better for the top.
I
Didn't fucking sin
Nivia didn't die ah
Then chase died bot lane one-two-one-two
I did oxen on Jace, don't ask me, I fucking play Jace.
Fuck me, we really needed that last play.
Ahhh!
Fuckin' Nivia is so annoying!
God damn it if we had a little bit more damage,
Fuckin' Nivia dies on my first combo,
Fridel!
Fuck me!
Now find Art Air!
God damn it!
Ugh!
fuck man
I
I
cases in
like they're all playing their own game
even right there we have a war
and smite.
Fuck.
These guys are so easy to get.
Fuck, we need to restart that.
of
the
top
of
the
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I feel like it's like it is pretty fuck now, but dude all these fights are
like something not go our way like three consecutive fights and now it's like too hard
I
Already TV
There is nobody knew that she's an old cat.
fucking
Stupid annoying ass fucking anivia character fucking most boring champion of the game like a fucking wall
God
All game this guy one HP
I
Oh
of
you
Hell no you didn't do that
Jace little sussy
God.
I
Gotta yes it
Not a yes that was miserable
fuck I think those one mid play that we like I don't know how the game went from
before but I never lived with one HP you gonna live with one HP then ran from
top to bottom I didn't see him Sona died I died Malfi died Jayce died 1v1
I'm gonna see how much gold we were down.
That was annoying.
Bro, this client is shit, man.
the
the
the
I'm not really thinking.
Honestly the sona wasn't bad.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
It's going to be like an AP game.
You're rewatching Red One, that shit exes movie for the rock.
Red One is not a- that is a good flick.
It's a good Christmas movie
Way underrated
Actually
What would you like me to do?
You can do it, please.
You dream it's bad
Hey, hey, you'll see
Fine
Stop and play this for this one
Red Bear? No, bro, it's Christmas.
I don't know scorn I think he's been good though
Alright, let's not run this quirky game down, please, okay?
Let's not run this down, let's not run it down, let's not run it down.
You're going to be a league or Minecraft household. I would love it if the girls played in Minecraft, not league. No.
he
he
he
he
he
he
he
GG. Fuckin' light?
Fuckin' piece of shit light?
So I don't do fuckin' lights.
Look, now lane's lost. Oh my fuckin' god, bro.
fuck
oh my fucking god man i can't
I did what a disaster.
Killing Lair?
Yep.
Oh my god.
Hey, this is...
This is made to talk to crowd control!
Nami, where are you going?
Nami, where are you going?
Look at my wave!
I think we can fucking ran it down. Fuck.
The hell was that, Nami?
An enemy has been snagged.
this pile of shit
Another fight, sorry!
I haven't seen a Master Yi in so long.
Yeah.
That could have been bad.
I
Think
You're all from the paper this
I
Bro I played with the corki and he was doing more damage. I don't understand I get hacked on
Sword of God!
Hey, what's up, Fuzzy? Congrats, man.
yes my client is probably does deal 20% damage bullshit
Always something just go next
That voice call, I'm just not gonna give me fucking E.
But it's not honestly her fault because she doesn't know I'm gonna W forward.
God damn it.
So many, like, things are huge, like, oh my god.
Nice cop. Fuckin' pissing me off.
all good and he's called
these games are there
what a fucking mess
I don't care any but fuck the chiefs
I just don't want to hate you
Ah
No
But what is going on?
How is every single game people are living but at the skin of their teeth?
What is happening?
What the fuck?
It's like if something miserable could possibly happen, it's gonna happen.
I
Fuck
I
Got drugs gone
It's not gonna fuck you
What are you going to do?
Okay, shit.
It's every single time, bro!
Every time!
By the skin of their fucking teeth!
YEEEG!
AUTACON!
I don't know.
I have been slain.
Remember we got it, Annie Lin.
Karen, what the fuck?
Gotta be Jared!
Gotta be Jared!
It is? Yeah, had to be, had to be.
I keep coming from there.
Not the dragon.
He can't see him?
Oh!
Over there!
That's a little bit freak.
I don't hate this game filter, I don't want to know where you go.
I'm gonna back to my Zoe's didn't work, but we can't get in range, I don't know what to do with him.
Stop the push, I guess.
I guess.
No bot lane suit happens.
Oh three items I can't auto do we have no like
Did these cops- dude this is just unlucky games recently.
I'm trying to burn!
Masi, Pair and Pair Masi!
I'm just gonna kill you.
KILL YOU S-
AHHHHH
HAHAHA
AHHHHH
It's fine, what a bull.
Here, MESHI!
MESHI, THE CENTRA!
THE CENTRA!
The Citra!
The Citra!
I
Here we go, Jake
How they got soul
I mean I guess Caitlyn literally couldn't auto either. She did almost as much damage as Nami.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We won. I don't know. We won. We won. We won. I don't Q-cares. Whatever. I don't care. This game is shit. I don't care.
I don't know.
What do you say?
You said a hop-off brand?
Yep.
Definitely, bro.
That's what it was.
I
Want to see my fucking gold graph this client is shit
No stop
Stop just let me play brand stop
No taco fuck you
See some hovers guys, ooh, they yanked the sona so now we have a sona one trick off of sona we dodge don't we
I'm going to pick fucking syrupy, no way.
Okay.
I'll just, I can't see if we're gonna.
Shut up, Krug.
Shut up, Krug.
I like this actually.
I
Think a lot of AP actually
One of both. All right, we win this game
We are 300 LP before the holidays it means something
Well theater don't peak congrats okay what's your LP fat-headed fuck shit talking
What's your LP?
Golly, I hope we win.
What's up, P-May?
Minions has spawned.
Oh, fear me.
NOOOO!
What?
I
Have
Let's lock in
nice, a racial profile queue there, give em a couple of those
I
Brand so many just fucking questions all the time by this playlist why brand why we shut the fuck up man
Because I want to on everything I want to play whatever I'm doing listening to playing
Shut up shut the fuck up. Why ask I want money. Shut up, man
Why why why why why you're fucking three-year-old man always?
Not the worst, there's a little flash for that and it's not bad.
I mean it's not bad regardless I just gonna get a bit of
Oh, crap.
God I don't want to fly tomorrow bro oh my god
I
Drive bro. Yes, I would rather drive 15 hours
God it's gonna be so
Not us, I just think we're just gonna hate it
I wish like I don't know sound of
But we should have a private jet for sure. It's just what I should have done was I should have got a sponsor and
Then did a sponsored stream
For the holidays and then done that because I don't want to fucking go who would the
I don't want to go through it. I don't do it
No, I don't mind it
How am I out of touch it's not that out of touch
Like Charger private plane I've never done it in my life by the way
I
So this is pissing me off
Push push. Gotta CS this perfectly.
I don't.
This way.
Hmm... Sword Mood is by a helicopter? I wouldn't get in a helicopter if I was truly in dollars.
Hell no.
Fuck that.
Nice ward.
Fuckin Elise is so strong
I said I got the assist for that
I
Amon I guess
I didn't get any shit.
Ari did though.
I think Ari's broken his fucks, that's fine.
Oh
Bad get mad for me, baby
I
Didn't buy a metri ice first so look this guy kind of gliding as well
I heard of ads you win. Thanks lcsv watcher
I'm
No 80 carry mentals.
Is that good or?
First tap.
I'm running in circles, these guys slipped in.
I love since just run through the word play
I just shade the afternoon soup appreciate that Mikey mook her she's rich with a squad
Propfist dad. I've not tried out
to X yet
I'll just as to get into tomorrow upset
I want you to know that you are handsome, strong, smart, one of the best to ever do it,
sex-safe, sophisticated, role model, the idiot lead of legends.
Thanks, Dibbley-Wall.
So does actually doing a lot.
Dude, my Trigger Mirror is just having a fucking breakdown, shut up.
Oh, because he's getting ganked. Oh my God!
This game is so elusable that they're all AP, it's just, yeah, I mean, they're just one, but gotta lock in a bit.
Wow Knox you're so positive it's supportive keep it up bro you're you're
efficient for that promotion I see. I love Bon Jovi.
fuck out of my game muggle fucks
off guys two things I don't like in this fucking world juicers and muggles
GG. Step on them with my size 17 sneaker.
Oh, thanks, Toxic, but nine.
Kyle beat them all this guy is deranged
The most type of like like like see in gap this case I don't know
Keep up, are you well with them?
Yeah, I was just seeing for sure yeah
HAHAHAHA!
Win the bet!
HAHAHAHA!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo!
and
him
fight
calmed down
calmed down
calmed down
this guy
I can't I keep reading about I can't believe
this cow beat the ball they never keeps up with them itches I don't know I love
broken English I don't know it's so funny
I love it like a street title I love it
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Big R.
Oh panic, oh panic, oh panic, this guy says can't win, ha nice news, alright y'all good
I am bad lol, yeah you suck Trinamere
Get the fuck up, you're the dead
Fucking idiot this guy
He's going absolutely through it all game long
Hey above 300, let's go
Let's go, baby!
I invite Mr. Numeric.
Is this guy staying?
I invite this guy.
Okay, let me laugh.
Okay, he's not going to join, he's just going to say, fuck off, hey, what was your problem
Last game.
They removed me.
Yeah, that guy's doing well.
That guy was not a English speaker, I gotta say.
I'm trying to set up 31. Hey, big team. So we have a question for you. Are you a big man? Sorry, I'm a virgin. I want to be like, can you keep me an approval? Can you be a big man? Like, you, hello, cat. Huh? Shut up, man.
I should have spoke English. True. I don't know what's hot. I mean, there's no way to know where he's from.
I
Thank you so much those five gifts. We just don't get too many gifts subs here, so
Yeah, we we should look at too many gifted subs in this channel
So when you get to sub like that it really means locks when you still get to me get the subs of this channel
So, thank you
Trade
I
Like it like it Cal beat them
How's it begging I just say what how's that begging I'm not begging I don't think
I can't use a different skin, I'll lose all my games, I can't, I can't go, I can't
go, that's chroma, what is the chroma actually, I don't think I'm,
Red Chroma from Halloween.
Oh.
Oh, uh, how festive.
Probably last game here, lads.
Last game until, uh, Monday.
30 seconds into a minion spawn.
Oh, here he's starting to outshadding.
This guy is deranged.
I know but he's mad.
This guy is crazy.
Who picked me, who picked me?
That's so hard.
what?
what?
I need a bit of this emotion to be dead.
Hold on, I'll fix it.
We're in porto.
Man, it's fine. Stop touching it. No, it's not centered.
It's fucking giving me great- I hit it earlier.
I
It's work, you know the honors
I
I
Watch out hard fucking general left this shit, but it's fine
I got exhaust cut well
I mean it's not the easiest Q for bar to hit though.
I don't know, it's this bad.
I said not to have it please.
Do not have it.
We have that one.
I'm just gonna use my ult.
Shut up.
Just join, where's your camp?
Slightly out-sittered.
Stop, bro.
Stop.
The fucking shit.
Stop.
Dammit.
Dammit
I
Know I cannot fix it right now
and I was off-center at the start of stream
it doesn't matter
I don't care even
I don't care
it bothered me at all
okay, action
I
Won't be that
I'm locked in, it's a bit of a hard matchup.
I thought it was fucking rough.
I
Hate this part pick and I don't think it's passing just a gentleman
Punch, then he came down the end, and she, there's a lane's perma bouncing out, and she cannot fight on this lane.
of
the
death
of
death
of
DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC
Thanks LeBrap
Oh my god, I'm not a holy fuck, what's going on baby?
Crispy!
Crispy!
Oh my god, she still had flash.
She had flash and fury.
That would have been so big.
fuck
fuck
Oh
That's
You know Gino's bot lane she's getting on the turret for the first time, she can't
Not no pot.
You have to not get fladed.
Turret plating will soon fall.
That's the other one.
I already had a TP, top.
Your turn has been destroyed
Hi Jarvan's 5-2-5 I think he's this guy is fucking terrible
That is certainly a fake score.
I am smart.
Let's say that that even hit what happened
Oh
What's that?
pfft
Actually Bait of that is so FUCKING WELL!
They're gonna go orb.
of
I will just auction.
Jealous with TARDEN.
At times, whatever happens.
I
Is what is
This guy died bottom
Fuck we needed that.
of
I mean Jarvan's farming. He is legitimately actually farming. I don't know if he builds
the best but he's he's up a lot of cold for sure
Well, I don't think we're that emotional, like that's a real problem, I think.
Come to this pad.
That's our jungler.
Tried to trade one for one for the support, throwing everything, not even killing
I didn't realize they were-
I don't know how this dragon fights winnable. I should have went void, but I think this also gives me magic
See ya Jarvan!
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Duck to me already been locked in here
to
I
My top jungler to useless
I'll be never never
I
Haven't dead a kid is that you crazy? Oh, what does the image shark say?
To one man show
Well, I'm sitting in a pressing tab, but the fuck?
I was being slain
Well
early game was pretty rough I'll say that but that yasuo did nothing afterwards
I guess my jarvan was doing some damage I don't know that's a 900 times we'll go
I mean, here's quite a little bit suspicious from the start, but...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Never. Let's check.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, it could be support primary I was most played to Jarvan though.
How many times he's played full authority so far, none four weeks ago, this game, wonder
what's um cost for it low 80 damage on team equals locality yeah it is a
I have a problem though if you can't...
I'm trying to want to swap.
If you can't one-shot, if you're going full-athality, Jarvan, they don't have exhaust.
And you can't CS a minute and you can't one-shot the enemy support.
I feel like something's going on.
Up acre Jenny for what's up
Maybe a little bit of too much red 40 on that too many paint chips as a child it is what it is
you
Is this much better?
Is this the one?
fuck your ads bro i don't
sup i don't have to tell you i don't do it
Oh, I need you to carry, man. I'll carry, bro. I'll carry if I don't get fucking griefed.
I'll carry. I'm a carry. I'm a good carry.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Not easy being brave.
30 seconds until minions spawned.
I need three to fight, but fuck it.
If Santa's real, I'll win this game, okay?
They're not mad, but the citizen is crazy.
Trying to fight nicely.
That's a poker shit, son.
I
Got a x-tully fuck what a retard I don't go shit is fucking terrible. What a what a waste of my time playing this
I'm
Dogs
I miss too fucking much my jungle isn't fucking skill sharp
Why didn't why?
How'd I kill the
They're at faster than silver dice
They already has full item
They remind me of the Zowie game.
I don't think we do enough actual damage to kill, though.
Eh, maybe they're pretty low, what the fuck.
Oh, flash and heal from the sky.
I'm gonna get close from gear and that fights everywhere though.
consider this is a pattern.
Holy shit.
Think about it, enemy AD was 6 kills.
Rakhada
banging it out down here.
I'll build a Cine going.
I
Should have let her flash forward and fucking sent it
I don't know something in pop.
I'd rather alternate and die.
That's no mid and die again, it's so cringy.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Another one has been slain.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
I don't know, I'm at a window for a silver kill, at least worth the try, and they have
no sums, I've Rylized, and then we've got the gank since Rylized, and they're kind
of permafighting. Emotional.
The world will end in zombies.
I'm on this song holy shit where
I mean, we got double bounty, it is or it is.
Pretty big bounties as well, right?
500 gold on gear and we split the bounties.
I
Learn to that's allowed by the way
I got my thing soon.
Enemy double kill.
Myraeus.
Big moves would see it.
Fucking comedy, bro.
Why do I feel like there's so many godium wards on the fucking map, bro?
and
I think it just has, I'm still like you ever placed, yeah.
That's what I actually is.
try to trade you in chips like that thank you range kid time I fall again
and uh...
always my fault
Get a bounty, let's say worth.
I can't stand that one, this is the last one, hahahaha!
Just isn't love it, that is the most Vegeta I've ever seen in my life.
I
They could immediately have wards everywhere
well
well
I feel like all these lobbies, by the way, are like, it's like every game we're going
zero engage.
It's like as a team.
Ah, there's wards everywhere. Should I have a E ward?
I
Can you save her
What is shield 8
My fucking, it ain't more than one ability, are you serious?
Garen, you're beating an animal, Garen, what are you doing?
you're not because you're not that is that is your new beat. What is that?
Just a lot of abilities.
Ah, don't watch it, bro. Don't watch it. Looky, if I hit any abilities on Zerath, he
dies quicker and then we can turn on silver. I kind of missed everything twice.
Alright, one more.
One more.
I'm just gonna get back to 300 real quick.
Just real quick, back to 300.
He preferred
Don't watch hockey bro chill
Did not desire
I have a Silas Huber on their team.
What
Any sports is one of you put money on it you guys probably broke
Look.
Crugs already fucking beat a little baby.
Can you pick engage report?
Engage report would be good.
No, Ranali shock. I hate Ranali if he's funny.
Why do people think it's it?
Why do people think it's so good?
It is not that good.
It feels like shit to play.
Easy for the support.
I
Allen
Okay, I
Don't mind this
Okay, come on
30 seconds into a minion spawn.
I need level 3 to battle.
That's your bad- bad time yet is, but it's uh, last stream until Monday.
Minions have spawned.
Lots of sand is not real.
If he was real, I would have won that game.
It's British bro.
I'm a monster, I'm sorry.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I have to slave.
Not bad.
Talon dropped his award, noted.
I made it, fuck off.
Oh
Pretty shitty spot the little ass to go back it is what is
Damn, I think it was actually Viss for Malchite to die there.
I'm gonna hold the wave back.
fuck i want to be cannon
I
I'll be kind of good you're a moron stop speaking boy some of the bully all caps you'll why you're
Boy
I
We need to ignite as well
I don't see how these guys are still have to build their flash a little sick
Three Tars there to take you instead
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I should have sprang out.
Oh, good.
That's not bad. He dies.
I
Never I lied
Really that Poppy did that
They can never walk out of that.
Without saying like yeah, he flashed and he got those kills, but it does not matter.
I
Killed them hey put that though bro. What's that?
I
Had to like if you had a cleanse, I mean he's
The world is such a sexy place.
You have an engaged force.
Imagine how different of a game this is if this guy goes Nami.
If I opened my mouth in Champ select and this guy went Nami, like it's...
People do it! People fucking do it!
God, this Mundo is farming this guy under power.
I don't know I do not know I bitch about I don't know bro
it is the most up the utmost disrespectful thing that you could the man of my
with all my accolades
I am a bit swaggy, I agree, I took a pet swagger, but I'm not a swagger, I'm not a swagger,
I am a bit swaggy. I agree. I took it that swagger
That time guys
and half after beautiful beautiful that's what you like to see
I want more and let's call it a night
You
I'm funny.
What's this song again?
I
Will call you OG this chat rope you like the game you gave when your uncles that's 60 what up, OG
What up, OG
Hey, OG what up
Oh my god, I'm trying.
No, I should have gone dreamin'.
You're right.
Ash Brahm. Oh, you're right,
actually. Santa.
I'm not going to play this garbage.
What's it dodge nowadays?
I might as dodging off, I'm going to be honest.
They have cane for Ivern, and they locked into Ash Brom.
I can't be fucked.
I really can't play, let's see.
And we can walk up and play it when we tell the player.
Please, no clins, thank you.
Morgana does not want me to go clins.
Her-her itty-bitty black shield is gonna save me apparently.
I'm so stupid why does he break my controls at a buck me
You should have gone with Kale's as well.
Ash arrow exhaust Bromstern.
You're not going to have shields for everything.
Why didn't she tell me no clins?
That's a fun boys.
Man, I'm good.
Why thank you.
I'm lagging.
I've got pain to serve.
she's hitting
Don't be jealous.
Hey, she's only 4 CS.
That's knocking.
Oh, so the lanes died, are we serious, guys?
1v1?
What does Ivern do when it's Malzahar and 8 trucks mid both fucking die 1v1?
I don't know.
I'll carry through
I key they kind of can't build armor. They're going to but they kind of couldn't be able to
A push from roaming
Oh
Work the tribe
Power try
Ash got two kills, I got pain to serve.
Then we can never punish these guys, let's go gank for it, fucking Ivern.
I just admire me.
It happened. Can't happen. Can't happen.
doors
What the fuck place Malzahar mid, man?
Let's do this!
Who is it?
Who is it?
I saw Ash on top.
He has a sum.
Alright guys, time to leave!
How's it hard? Why are we under tier 2 problem?
Can I ping more or how does it work?
Like just realize what their team is doing?
The crimes!
I
Doesn't get better than this
Hi
I
I
Okay, that's it. Oh
Boy
I'm back.
What's the problem?
Brother's dying.
Something's chilling.
I
Guys are so fucking bad
I
Know oh to the cast time that I want to turn around to give the kill
I don't know what
I love you, proper.
I said that I'm noxious now.
to go
Not hold that
Particius, I appreciate it!
I'm gonna hold my auto for the last hit. You blame me?
This is huge like mental
I gotta go bro
It's huge for minutes on h rocks. Never mind. It's not this guy's a fucking insect little worm. It doesn't give a shit
Do we think that fight I hard
I'm not fighting, we're just acting.
I
Think dammit share the champion fucking sucks. I can't read things. She's a car
Yes, bro, I'm playing train that how many items you think I should have
Yep, gotta be six-eyed and brave.
Eat an iron's oracles.
Have I guys I'm really strong right now
Kappa
Away they start this
No following these footsteps
I'm gonna scope up your dog shit
I'm not fucking trouble why did we rip me
Oh my god.
I'm now as far as a monster
This guy's doing a spuck actually
I've got pain to serve.
I think I need a shot if you're cool that my dog is too rich to meet a lot.
How do you know what to mean in your game?
I'm useless, as always.
This god-forsaken character.
Well, it takes too much too many items be fucking useful
Do you play him then?
Hope.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, Mousar's mid lane.
Right?
So there's nothing for me mid lane.
He's eating every single mid lane.
What do we do?
This is a fucking waste of time.
Fucking oracles
What is this, Aatrox?
This is... Give me the fuck out of this game!
He missed every ruck... There was one that missed everything! He missed everything! He missed 9 straight abilities!
I'm very useful though I gotta say I am very useful it's a good ass game for me
I'm going to apply this pilot shit again.
That's pretty good, man.
I'm autoing for 270 damage.
So I solo lost this game to be honest, but I don't give a shit
Yeah, this is me off. I actually can't play it. I mean just so bad
I think if maybe enemy team has a mental lapse and they don't just blow everything on you
and you get completely deleted without being able to right click, it's fine, but if they
I never put you under a magnifying glass, you could literally get played at any point.
I do not think there's any damage on this.
like that is a zero armor cane I'm quitting for 366 and three items not a
similar yes prom that's it that's garbage man I don't know
I don't know what to do with that.
Places to go, needed to see.
Thanks.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I'm getting type 2 by 4 people to scale, oh my god, my streamer, my throw, I'm getting
one shot by Jason's AOE.
I
Started this game 3-0 by the way
I
Was dog shit
One more
Actual more I actually don't have time it's actually that last one
I threw that game mid at
Rift herald I was a little stunlocked, but that was
In the mid-play after that when I was I got picked by Jason lost Baron
It was because Malzahar's was sitting midway of yonking the wave. I was like fucking. I'll run top lane
Let's play to collectors better bro is it this build it has to be right?
Oh, it still says his Draven build is standard.
BT, it feels so bad!
BT Collector, I...
I'm still going BT anyway, I'm just not ever playing that shit, I'm sure I'm going Korky.
He sucks more statistically, but fuck it.
So your Corgi does minus 20?
Yeah!
What did fucking Draven do there?
Morgana's visual to play with as well?
I mean, she didn't do that bad.
I was playing with the Braum, though, against the Braum.
That's always annoying.
This fortune is really good.
Please be Gallio support Luxman.
It's top matchup, it's miserable.
available.
We lock in, please.
It's getting late, bro, come on.
I
Didn't late bro come on I got time to this bullshit
If it's a remake, I'm done.
By the way.
If it's a remake, the stream is over.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
30 seconds to minion spawn.
You believe I play Brand?
I wish.
I fucking wish.
I
Well, we knock it Nami if you guys would fucking lock it
No, no
Like not a list
What in the fuck is going on here?
Oh my god.
My Darius has Hex Splash?
I bet he has Nimbus close.
I wonder what his tech is.
Gotta be a one trick.
the
looks a portrait
Oh
Come on
Okay, give me that blue.
Okay, the bruh, run back kill, let's go.
Get it, let's get it, let's get it.
Okay, okay, okay.
So let's go, let's go.
Rice.
Rice, uh...
What's longer on stream is the last game.
Ah, that's actually the last game.
I
Broken I think you
I'm
I love it. Love it bro.
I trust this Darius, he has the tech bro.
See about jungle, this ship hints every fucking game, but sometimes they can perform later,
So, waiting on an hour later.
I
Know that battle is gonna reset anyway for our lives
I thought I had two stacks on her, I don't know why.
I'm sorry.
Take it.
Thank God guys the worship in the fucking game yes baby yes
How valuable are bootsticks?
Swords first.
I'm not sure I'm liking it, but it's going right like straight into sword.
and
that sucks
guys
I like how this game already has no magic, it has it have it interacted with them but
once. You don't forget about your family right Tyler? No bro. Oh definitely not. Definitely
not. They're definitely not flying to New York by themselves right now actually. Ha ha for sure.
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'm going to try to kill him first, then I'm
going to try to kill him.
and the enemy has been slain
old jav's derrius cleaver
Perhaps a bit of pissing in the air.
I did it.
I'm going to be clean on the retarded game player.
Got to love it.
Got to love to miss everything in the fucking rage.
Whatever the fuck this is.
I love it.
He shouldn't be allowed to live.
In game, in game.
Let's hit the block!
I had 9 Hercules bounty for a fill.
Oh
You went you went you went I mean you sir
And we see a good man
I had a feeling I had a feeling I
Saw that hex flash I was like wait a minute this guy's cooking
of
the
give garyus the rare t1 honor and we'll see
I'm not losing all these panels.
Oh my god, and they all chat and I think I got out of this guy
This guy might be the perfect package
Your team has destroyed a turret.
I have fucking you.
Olly.
Olly, stop.
You're making me moisten it, my bell.
voice it ain't my bow
I
Now slay this hell
I
Need are
has destroyed and inhibited.
We end?
Nice.
Okay, out of here.
What's up, what's up, what's up new Q ties are much quicker. Yes, they are brother man. All righty ladies and gentlemen
That is a conclusion to the broadcast we are
287 OPI peaked past 300 whatever I can keep going, but it's 10.07 right now
I only get about three
The girl we have fly to New York City, not New York City, but New York tomorrow
the holidays
You guys are not going to see me again until Monday. What 100% I'd say
100%
Going to the in-laws are we gone fly with twins wish us all luck
Not twins fine with two
Season is in 15 days. When we get back, we'll have 10 days. That's possible reminder when the season starts
We're doing a little challenge the new season starts to do it in a verse EULP
Challenge with 16 other streamers or something should be fun
We're doing money matches as well or all stars as well
Uh, yeah, that's it for us guys. That's it for us. Show the subs the d's to follow
I mean Twitter and Instagram, A-Squad, we are on this bitch mother fuckers!
Now with that being said, I hope you all have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas.
See you guys on Monday, bye.