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02-06-2026 · 6h 00m
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Well, well, well.
We do, is, are, be, back, at it, but yet,
huggin' sub, sub, subbity sub, subby back
on this beautiful Friday morning.
What a way to kick off your weekend soon to be weekend.
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I'm gonna twist it, I would not be live this early
if it wasn't for fuckin' sponsorship.
I trust me, trust me.
Had an early morning with the girls, said it was amazing.
That's it, enough yappin'.
We have a sponsor guys in key minus two hours.
We're gonna be playing Karma Geden
as well as co-watching their little announcement video
on their stream, okay?
It pays the bills, plus it's a great game.
So play along.
Hey, I know I, play along, that's all I'm gonna say.
It better be the, you better fucking,
you better buy it.
You guys better be typing good shit in the chat.
Wow, this is off, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You hear me?
I was talking about it.
You know what?
You guys say you're a cry about sponsors, bro.
Am I sitting here begging you for subscribers every day?
Other than like two days ago?
No, I don't.
So play along.
Should be a good time.
I actually went to LA and I filmed some stuff with them.
Hopefully that makes it in the announcement video.
Uh, yeah, also a reminder, 2-1 All Stars is on Tuesday.
It is going to be Korea.
Got some workarounds for these, got some stuff we're doing.
Can you result?
Actually, I got some big things for this, actually.
It should be a lot of fun.
That was on Tuesday.
We'll keep mentioning that.
In case you missed the stream yesterday, we went six and six.
Not bad, right?
The other day we were at 64, what does that say?
Yeah, I officially dropped back down to Grand Masters.
Congrats, Ryan, you've done it.
You've done it, Ryan.
You've done it.
You blacklisted my account so hard
with these plus 17 minus 24.
The greatest solo queue player alive
has finally dropped to Grand Master.
Not by choice.
I'm still winning more than I'm losing, trust me.
It's just, they don't give a shit.
They don't care.
I'm full master lobby every single game since 1300 LP.
It is where it is.
Let's lock, let's go, let's go.
All I'm gonna say is this started around February 1st.
We all know what month that is.
Just set out.
I
Ain't nobody want to see a goddamn brother succeed. I swear to god
Let's go with this default 1980s playlist. I can't find a decent one that I like that's
not 1980s. I like the 1980s. This top hits a 1980s rock.
Good morning, Indy.
Oh boy, it's this guy. Oh, he's typing now, huh?
Oh, this guy's typing a bit now, is he?
Why did he just link this in French?
Oh my god.
It's gonna be a long day, I can already tell, it's gonna be a long fucking day, it's gonna
be a long day.
So we're like physical shit.
I don't need to warm up my vocals
I don't know Panda I played right through card game actually liked it a little bit a couple of months ago
Armageddon is in like an hour and a half the co-watch is in two and a half hours
We'll see if I play it before or after.
That's an allowing game.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
What's up, Smee?
crazy in Eddie's chat and been a lot of viewers of your stream because of that.
Huh?
You're not going to watch any shows? No. We watched Bad News Bears, like, three, four nights ago.
I had news bears, the other old school shit.
My jaw hurts like a bitch, my entire face hurts like a bitch, not the line.
Fuck.
I can't freak when I can't
I think I'm an all-star from you one from all regions
See what happens
We against singe
Four melee, allow me how do we lose
Fuck
There's gonna be a day by the way, oh my god
This ends one of two ways, they run, or I burn his hack.
No top, no tics, no tics, that was fast as well, I've never seen that.
Waves into a reset, or a fillable, are we serious?
Play then.
The spies the way sin players play, I don't think that's bad.
an enemy has been slain
Apollo
the guys are AP heavy as well
There are Kersahed's pot.
Another has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
I'm not with my echo.
Yeah, that was the most obvious.
I could see the mini-map and I was like, oh, this guy's fine.
Is that a Pog?
FB in the south, I tell you live early today, thanks no problem.
Oh, terrible.
We're here.
Let's go double longsword.
I like this.
I should buy everyone one of these.
No red.
I
Not proxying
I don't scare I don't die and I
The enemy has been slain.
Sad, do you notice the wardner?
My god doesn't want peace.
An enemy has been slain.
I didn't spot.
Thanks, Marie.
Nice.
Nice, guys.
Let's begin again.
A song and a player? Or what, bro?
that work the church up
Nice, a bad RNG, I got this dog shit spawned.
Okay, so I thought I was gonna die.
No.
Easy.
Oh my god!
I
This echoes like
This guy's almost what a hotter I noticed it when he was laning I think he's actually
Was a bit cringe but it is
I
Sucks
Maybe a autofill it's a little bit. We I don't think it's autofill
There's like distinct behavior that what traders do
I'm sensing a lot of that from this game
It is the storm and enemy has been slain.
Simba's at Yone and Scythe Straight, nah, those guys were not trading at all.
You all up here you think?
and it's 100%
and it's 100%
and it's 100%
and it's 100%
100% of what I'm trying to do
I'm fucking losing it
Heading in baby
Right do you think about it? Absolutely not
The most frustrating part about Wind Trading is, even if you could prove that they are
Wind Trading, which is incredibly hard, it would only be a 2 week ban, first offense.
So then they would get banned for 2 weeks, and come back and say, Wind Trading again,
you'd have to prove it all over again, and it is incredibly hard to even prove, and explain
why it's which it's wobble wobble block so it's just like I fucked up
We'll save, at least I have a call.
I don't feel like I'm not getting any calls.
So when a Hilo knows you just expect a certain level of gameplay that's even in A, it becomes
obvious?
Exactly, no, your- well, Harvest is correct.
No player, no matter the role, like even if there are any changes in form, wouldn't
you think this guy's playing?
At all.
Nobody would do it.
Right?
It's like, well, like, you know, it could be a bad game, uh, actually, you know, they
got things going on, like, nah, that's not it.
You should be held only when we meet them.
Bad.
Enemy Ragnzade, fear the shame, love of a poor old, Nades don't matter.
An enemy has enslaved him.
I had to hit that one to stop crossing.
They must be tested to avoid enemies unstoppable.
Dolphin agent.
You know what those guys gonna do?
My bot lane is kinda shit on him.
So I think he's gonna have to resort to some drastic measures.
I'm curious to see what he does
Oh
It's awesome.
Got my coal, got my quest.
Got my call, got my quest.
Oh, missing.
Ah, can I ping?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but
We get a nice ff
Nice juicy ff I don't know what's his thought to see this guy died
All right, plus 17, though, very interactive for me.
We're on the same win streak. Mark my words. Who knows? Could be winners queue. I uh, dude.
Sorry, since that guy's OP.G was in French, it made my OP.GG in French.
Changing it doesn't matter because when you reopen it, it's back in French.
Thanks, bud
So Eli
I don't think people would...
I can't imagine it's a...
I can't imagine there's many people grinding out plus 17 minus 23.
I think they're all probably just smurfing now.
The account takes way too long to level up.
Could this be the Velcro's top?
I feel about that gear and tick.
You know what I mean?
Kid Barrier Ignites.
She has no about that guy.
She has no about that guy.
What's up, Dark?
Why is he rob so good at Tetris? I don't know.
Just the thing he does, I guess.
I'm actually a level 2 ganker for sure.
I'm so buffed up right now.
It's like our sewage, our water,
a lot of stuff in line, it's fucking bugged.
Actually, bugged.
Get on, Pain Tree!
Woo-woo!
You're a real person bro for sure
absolutely a real human behind that
I've heard
Well, I don't need to know every single thing buddy does bro
How'd I miss that
What's this guy doing?
That's the problem, maybe I have to start playing AM lobbies, bro, what are these?
What do you say, guys, I got this.
Tf played Climes, yeah.
Six AM, League Lobbies, yes sir.
Oh wait, these are PM players last games?
I think you're right.
All the tilted people are playing now, and I come in.
I mean, all things considered, that was a bit close, wasn't it?
The beat down city population you
Hey, dude, I'm kind of a big use barrier. Yeah, so what?
Walmart can buy a keyboard for 10 bucks Walmart bud stop being stingy
I'll say this, bro, I think we had a shit ton of autos to kill this guy.
Oh well.
Only for now, right?
I'm so buffed up right now.
You get a lot of autos off and roll off or you should because you're passive
so you get more of the autos and you do your equal down
I'm not sure though
You should get a full crit, W max
cool bud
guys running it yeah he is
I wonder what his cope is
maybe
he's gonna swap him
on the red side
I want a proxy
I don't care, I don't care.
I think this guy is, he's getting a little bit close to getting banned, I'll tell you
that much.
I got an FFO, might save this guy, let's get Boots.
sell my pot for a dagger.
Thanks, Fermi-no.
Imagine losing this hard to Tyler-no? What does that even mean?
Ah, you have lost Ritino senior name. You're an absolute degenerate. Your opinion
holds no weight, bro. I don't care what you type.
Oh man, EG, where am I?
An airline has been slain.
Ren page.
Hi little TT, Drew Levin here.
You wonder why we at Riot nerf your champs?
Why we make sure you struggle?
You just look at your blatant win trading.
Terran check paper
What the fuck was that it didn't auto me at first that I randomly did
I
Will fight there you're a pussy
If this was T1's Garen, he'd say Windtrade 100%
No, I just better than him
Let's see
No trade, guys, there's not a Windtrade every game
I said before, there's ways to spot it
If you play, you know
If you don't, you don't, shut the fuck up
This guy's not Windtrading, he's just outclassed
Watch the Vaughn
this here and walk up
I want to report this guy, I want to see what happens, I mean these guys are incredible,
I mean, can't even come top once, let me try.
Hey dude, I'm kinda competing to you.
Oh my god!
Ah!
Oh shit!
I got two plates, what's that way to do my item?
I
Did this guy don't be that GG I think he ended up
He's it to you obviously
intentional from the start or
Did it's did he get tilted after he got solo killed or what happened?
Another FF? Two FFs? What the fuck? First two games? Two FFs? I told you guys, after my visual
rinks, rocked the GMs, the games would change.
That does not happen for me ever. Nobody ever FFs.
Wait.
I think it's matching string.
Ah.
Ah.
80 carry main, auto filled, top.
Okay, well that guy definitely did not get, uh, forgiveness, right?
There's no way.
He lost LP for that for sure.
Yeah, he lost LP.
Lost 19.
He was an emerald last season?
Was it real emerald or missing?
I remember when 1K LP was top 20 back in the day, 1K is higher now, Satch.
Top 5, bro.
I remember Season 8, I was 900 LP.
Top 5.
Oh, I was eight years ago
So, oof, oof, oof.
Honda would set that 32.
I think it's a zero top.
Or a quirky top.
I got a feeling.
Let's see, Hawks, Tronimo, easily, EASILY.
Malfight, there we go, Chuget.
Could be Malfight, Jungle, so I think I do go Chuget.
We're a heavy AP
I think it'll be a stop to to be honest
Okay, what the fuck is there?
Jace, Jungle, Hymer, Corky, Support, Azir, Mid, please.
We'll conquer.
You're micromanagerated whenever you see a game of people don't even listen to you until you make a couple good decisions.
Nothing about bots when you ping them. Nothing about bots, yeah, correct.
Correct, actually correct.
You are demoted to GM?
It doesn't matter bro.
MMR is the only thing that matters bro.
MMR is really high.
It's lockin'.
Malfight matchup.
I think it's fine early, but it becomes, he just runs away later, what is it?
The option was Cho'Gath.
Geno mine.
It's Malfight.
Jiddle mine. It's Malfight. It works with VP.
He's a fan-box!
Oh, so when it conquers, we gotta play a bit different.
Throwing Q without Comet, gonna flow up.
I
In
How did I love only one man he breaks
I got a good tier.
Top a lot of CS.
You guys didn't see that face?
HOT are you saying?
HOT? HOT?
We saw them, I need it, I need there.
I also went to here. Honestly, I don't need that.
I mean, zero mana issues for the rest of the game.
I had a sneeze, fuck me.
This dumb shit should have held my E longer, he's gonna run in circles.
Let's just say that's game music.
I should say that.
Indeed.
That was a bit of a zero IQ play, huh?
I'm gonna go what cleaver second. I don't think it does anything
My job now is probably gonna end up being just keep off late in the sideline
I think it's pretty hard because obviously he's able to swap with his ear.
easy one of those
oh everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to walk into the water and see what's in his name.
Robot's kind of cooking.
Are they higher against Gage?
I mean, I'm here against Gage's support, so he's still good.
I think the problem is nobody ever plays Gage.
Many gods ask for worship.
They
One plays at low elo either and it hurts my silver ass.
item fuck me about word you can't be what's up
Shuck.
Honestly?
Okay, this guy's fucking shit.
If I hit you, I'll be nice.
He has to flash away
I'm just gonna fucking suck him up.
Now come and touch their bot lane.
Come on. We upset.
Yeah, your own follow-up.
I think this, uh, Maafai completely trolled his leads.
What matter though is the question.
without motion.
I think the only way that's
triable is if I can go sword.
I'm going to skip.
I'm going to skip.
the
the
Thanks, Ago.
Where is he kind of cooking?
Hope.
I think Gotti turned around.
Thank God this guy turned around.
Almost have item.
What are these paid actors cost you?
Yes bro.
Who else is greeting?
Tell me.
Who's trolling?
I
Can't think at home
of
I've been snagged by everyone, and now I have been slagged.
I live in Missouri, Panda!
Good? Evil? Why should we care for such things?
I see my Rihanna.
Feel impressed little bro
Hey to be against off right
your top, that's your top
of
the
Come on then, come ON THEN!
You better come with it, you better come with it.
We should have built tank
the war
I'll never escape
No, Malfi no ult, go slow, I need to push bot.
I
Just mouth I don't know all there's no way they should not
Well, by the way, I think you're probably right
I thought you guys were right.
I'm getting triggered by the NBs nowadays.
We know it's your fault, it doesn't make me feel better when you type it.
Nothing to say, just nothing.
Now I kind of can't go bot because Malfight has TP.
Off it has a little bit of health.
Play it, bitch, die.
Here's your summoner spell, Skymerfinger.
if I can get one more of them
yeah guys I would love to hit that crit
I am done with this.
This will make a fine offering.
I haven't lost that many games over the last couple of weeks, to be honest.
Not like anything crazy.
It's going even sucks.
Not my problem. It's really not. I'm not accountable for my teammates. They see me top lane, they
they seem to be mid, they died, they died, who is this?
I'm gonna kill him.
Kill him.
Was that Riot?
I almost killed him.
We had a fat fucking whatever shield.
Ah, TP shield.
I hope I'm down, twin.
The Nikula is here but he's pretty low!
He's not gonna respawn, I don't know what to say.
He's nobody's hitting tower here.
They make a tower tree over here.
Open down top gaps.
not allowing such a bastard
dippying
god
shut up
can't hear you through your fucking lisp
63 and oh yeah
little spoiler alert for the future
oh my god
It's a lot of turret damage.
Would you have a speech impediment yourself?
Shut up, you pussy.
Mike, I had to go shut off this shit outside.
You're back.
Thank you.
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Sorry, sorry, I had to make an Instagram story for the for the sponsor apologies
Apologies for that.
Thanks Vanity.
That's so funny.
I was definitely working.
All right, so we got that in one hour and 12 minutes.
A co-stream and we'll play it.
I have to be out of game by then or else.
I got time for two more.
Let's lock in.
I got time for two more, baby, easily.
I'll be challenger when it updates at this LP if I keep it.
I will keep it, but yeah.
Is that the new L gig late?
I don't get you don't like that.
Now, why'd they change it?
Now, the original guy was probably in a controversy.
Controversy, like everybody else.
Oh
Everybody's in a scandal nowadays
So switch your scandal, you know, I'll come to light someday
Let me see if you can gap it out.
I see he's talking to me too much right now watch that East state farm videos every two minutes cuz you're two girls
You better believe I turn the video off the moment. I would get them if not the food is it what you watch the ads
Thanks, bro. The ads only play every 30 minutes
Should
Guys can we oh when we have time for more
I'm looking at a trailer, I got, uh, I'm not against, I don't mind or anything.
We are also bought I'm eyeballing Cho get here
I'm playing karma kidding
I'm still plus 17, Kane.
Do you want mid?
Do you want them?
Do you want them?
No.
Not today.
Not today.
I don't comment, I just like to kill blades.
What's up backpack?
ECHO!
Fuck, I hate to echo in this room now.
It's this corner, I think.
Sound padding working on it.
I'm not I do I need to hire somebody. I don't mind buying the sound panels. I need to hire somebody to put them up for me. I don't got time.
I got one hour six minutes only I can play two games.
This dude guy sucks.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
R.E.
Okay, I played this matchup before and I was like, I should have built a little bit of
armor.
I'm gonna do that this time.
Oh my god, so much yapping to me.
I think I'm trying to kill me and not the CS.
They're trolling.
I see I try to freak this flash, but I think you're doing a flash out of that.
a little bit more range and silence.
Hey, this guy's bad, so I'm gonna give it a ping on this way.
I'm a Bronze Diamond playing Bobrand, the champ is really a great guy.
Double crab on Zac.
This guy is fucking terrified to walk up or what?
not a ranged champion though, I'll say that much, said he's not a ranged champion, he's
It's made my life full of shure.
Are they gonna come again and Link leads to a 404 error?
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh, it doesn't?
Thank you.
first you okay
be a reach-up
Both slashes, hoot.
Hold some middle of the ship, huh?
Exist.
I
Please interact with the lane man
I mean, this game is such a mean fucking character.
Nice, the early soldiers stand there pressing one button without moving.
I
Play
I
Had a pressure button strong
I'll play that fight like absolute dog shit we still want, so, peace.
I'm going to go Mercs.
I don't know what I'm going to say, but I think it'll help against these guys.
No, I don't think my signs hit early, so.
Shaky little R, engaging that we're not going to be fighting until it's up.
I've got time lads. Hit it. Hit it. FF right now. I can go again.
I
Did it look bad
Then ff let's have a 40 minute game
one auto too many, my bad guys
Hello, lob!
Hello, lob!
That's...
That could snap.
Yeah, fuck it.
Ooh, baby, you haven't big ones.
That's not a banana.
Now what?
I mean, that's completely my fault, I count.
That's for all.
Oh, slow!
Why don't you work?
Yeah, that was my bad, just get carried, bro.
I'm gonna give a shit.
What is kind of trolling now, huh?
I'm like, dark steel.
Correct, it's annoying.
Honestly, the A-Soul's annoying as shit, too.
I mean, bro.
Next tournament?
Uh, Tuesday.
All those abilities with scale of size can you imagine a bigger Q?
Oh, now the bobbin is trolling. We got such a fucked up ass panamus.
are we going in 1v5?
I'm gonna go double. I'm gonna go um dead man to enforce nature. Okay
Like this skin I should like almost every single choke I see
I love this champion, I love that fucking moment they realize they can't press a single fucking button, I love it.
I'm at a casual uh 15 stacks here lads a little bit of a problem
That judge last?
And a sword is 8.
And a mountain soul? Oh my god.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
My pot for fun.
Burn, Cadet, B sub, Cadet, F3, F4.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna go bot.
Okay, fine.
I'm here Diana!
Got him! Oh, flash!
He's me!
Try a little sexy fashah!
5 of 496 to the speed!
Oh no, don't!
I'm done guys.
Slight mid-gap.
Slight mid-gap.
Easy.
I'll put down!
Easy.
I'll put down!
Get him a fucking problem.
We've been playing a lot of these Cho'Gath games.
Most likely he had to throw it.
I don't know.
I lost a 19 stat game a couple of days ago.
Okay, that's 17 as well.
That's four wins today in a row.
A five wins total.
That's back to Challenger.
I did not unfortunately have time for their game. We are
Going to be playing a sponsored game called karma get in
And when we co-streaming their stream, I'm supposed to start till 12, but I don't have time to do anything else
I'm gonna start early on this. We will be watching that reminder guys before we start this best behaviors
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Yeah, boys chat.
Back to League later.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
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Pop this bad boy open mark me
Okay.
I think I'm going to get my controller.
Wow.
Big T.
Is this that game with cars?
It's it's crazy.
Good one Vox.
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I'm going to get my controller for this.
And then I went upstairs and I thought Sarah was napping, so I like non-strauntly went upstairs.
She was not napping so she got sad.
Alright, let's get it!
God
Little bit loud of it whoa, hoping my PC can run this way. It's back there recently
Okay, what's it? It's a laser like a data
Survival okay, is there a that's some talking point
just start racing it's easy okay let me fucking race then baby
I haven't played a racing game in a while
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
this is not the game this is 100% my pile of shit
PC we could not well that's what we could not run it like this guys Mike Mike I
know I get I get 50 FPS in league I can't do it
let's try actually let's try it
We're going to do auto-detect quality.
ART Accelerate!
Accelerate!
Accelerate!
Accelerate!
Accelerate!
Right in! In the booth! Can you hear me?
Can you learn the volume?
Get out my way!
One.
Two.
Squares to shoot!
Squares to shoot!
Can you hear me?
Oh, police! Fuck the police!
I gotta lower the volume, actually.
I gotta lower the volume.
Oh shit.
X is the fire?
What the X was the boost?
It's like an air block.
Wait, look at this.
There's a leaderboard. Top left.
Right, uh, Hilfee.
Oh, shit.
I am square.
He's great.
LT's are great.
Left bumper nothing.
Our bumper is wet.
Square shoot.
Triple drift?
That's serious.
I love you.
Guys, I'm not talking to you.
I look good playing you.
I'm good.
You have points?
Oh, wait. This is my last lap.
Hey, easy.
Easy, got it. Easy.
Easy.
Who might experience all those anyway?
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Not when I do that by the way
My car this is
Holders, uh, put out
You have to buy them you don't have enough
I
Go cheat whoo, baby
Big tea thanks for this sponsor my life's boyfriend loves this game and lets me play it with him
Okay, so I think I go here, is this, is there a mission, is this like a, is that a finish
Top three
Oh, that was a loading screen
Let's get it first race first actual race
Okay, this is a different color than before, by the way.
Yep.
Oh, I can shoot with Square.
I'd like three bullets, fuck.
Three bullets?
Her pack?
I got the way bitch you're too bitch
Ah, I shouldn't have come up here.
I'm not fucking hot!
Are they faster than me?!
I'll see!
I'm good at racing games, by the way.
Reddits are used to upgrade your guns.
I do know that.
Oh
Yeah, there's a pin tweak play pin tweak to play once you guys get it. I know you will
I feel wrong to go with that
Okay, so what do these do
Workshop upgrades I have I have to go to the workshop. So let me advance
It's like a little rock top.
Combat kit? Oh, it's like a tree, like a level up abilities.
There's a weapon damage, 25% damage from boosting.
I don't boost that much.
It's side-bashed, it's loaded.
It's sold out though, I just bought it.
Enough for one.
Five opponents, three laps.
Five opponents, one lap.
Just one.
Alright, I need breathless smoke, I sort of work some of the...
Sorry devs, what are you doing here?
So far undefeated!
I don't wanna save my ammo.
I like the music.
What the fuck is going on?
That's slainty.
OOF!
Right of the chain.
Same boots.
That's doors open.
I should distract.
I missed all my shots.
Why does it lock on in sometimes?
Yes.
against all my shots. Why does it lock on in some kind of music?
Like, not the zombies?
Zombies, zombies, do you mean anything?
You hit zombies in your voice.
How did they pass?
and the side chat
I like the boost. Nope. Nope.
The fuck is going on in my car?
No, the flashlight's coming in!
It blew up!
It's first place!
Little bitch!
Whoa!
That's scripted!
Scripted in a desert watching they fucking blew that guy up. Look out of here
Fuck out of here
Leave it to our victory to advance except ever competition in greater words where leave I got the way so this must be harder
I'm supposed to be.
This is my type of music, baby.
What's your left?
Not a follower?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Did I go in the wrong way? No!
What?!
Respawn!
Can't respawn, it's not letting me respawn. I need to restart. I need to restart. I need to restart.
That doesn't count. That doesn't count. That does not count.
I did not know we were going in a loopy-loop.
Does not count. Does not count.
There we go.
I'm so dizzy.
How the fuck am I supposed to go? Are you still back where he came?
How do you break?!
Oh, I did it.
That's a big chance up.
I went up.
Hell, though.
Oh shit, I thought it was a booboo!
It's slowing me down so much though.
Oh!
No!
I'm so fine!
Oh my god!
What's this guy, what happened?
Well I died to what?
What's my HP bar?
I knew game new game
Wait what
It's a roguelite? I don't know what that fucking means! Wait, if your car dies, you're gonna
restart so I should prioritize the health of my car over the fucking
winning even like hardcore wow bruh
right so to beat this game you got to complete the entire thing without dying
What?
At each death, you get more upgrades.
What a shitty line they're taking, what a shitty line.
The way dumbass, where's my health at?
I'm gonna bottom right.
I'm gonna try this one. Oh my god.
Oh my god
See ya
I did not
Bro, I was trying to, when it says locked on, I thought I was being locked on by an enemy.
So I went to dodge it.
Because I gotta rebuy these.
I thought I would use shield bash more.
Now honestly, now I need to stay alive the entire time.
Then go plus 5% damage and plus 5% max HP every time you buy one.
Never mind, I have no money because I did it with their fuck.
What's a leech?
Leech, let's do it.
Oh, they'll leave races, you have to finish first.
Put your games over.
What?
Oh, game over.
Oh, game over!
Well, game over! Should I just resort out?
But, Webb, it's...
If I don't finish first, but I get last.
My PC exploded.
What is happening to my controller?
Get the fuck out of my way, bitch!
I'm out first.
Fuck.
No!
Rob!
Put my back up!
Oh my God, it's over.
It's over, it's over.
It's over.
I think my tire's like broken so it's not driver or something.
Oh! New game!
Well, let's restart from the beginning.
Trying to honk the horn more, but I'm pressing, I think L2.
Oh, I can buy full ammo from the shop.
I
Well, I have no credit for my upstair
It's an abit of strength, huh?
are you fucking kidding me, you're fucking kidding me
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh!
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
the fuck are you doing?
Oh, I get warped that way a little please.
Oh, I was looking at the fucking meter!
Go!
Oh, that's just checkpoint.
Easy, let's go, do that.
Easy, easy.
Okay, so open the shop. Now I have a thousand.
Okay, one plus. I never said to go combat defense right away.
Oh, I gotta think about it. Fuck, no elite racists. Oh, it's randomized every time.
why that was the okay I get it will you reset the game after death you'll keep
your bitcoins for a new game in throat like
Yeah, I did all those things.
Give us codes.
Do we have codes?
I'll ask.
I'm just getting past them in a straight away.
They're just passing me.
Look off the road, dumbass.
guys probably should have those too
this guy is swimming up on me what the fuck
what is happening
of
of
I
Think that's the last race I could play until the co-stream
Nope, the channel's on.
I re-played you for cheating?
I'm so fucking good at games.
Alright, reminder, the pin link, everybody click that, smash it, get this, today.
One second, I want to watch this, um...
Are we?
Are we?
Are we?
Are we?
Are we?
Okay, that was close. Actually,
I'm sorry.
I
Like this music actually this is like Kayla listens to all the time
I
Want to see we're gonna coast stream this see what it's all about
We love it lower
Shut up!
Shut up, Davis.
Guys, come on.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Stop it.
So, there's two team captains in this, it's actually a lot of fun.
We went to LA for this and recorded something, I'm sure this is what it is.
extra Emily as a captain and me as a captain what are the odds I saw this
piece of shit after that Tetris debacle? What are the odds?
You play as a four, you'll see.
The way you played earlier does not give me help, you'll see bro, you'll see what happens,
big teams are fucking free, you'll see in 50 seconds hopefully, hopefully they showed
the video.
I have a quick learner, I mean I'm a learner, maybe not quick, but I learned, alright here
Here we go.
Here we go!
Turn it up.
I was doing.
Well, I want the big van.
That's me behind the main helmet. Take it off and it's my character. Can you imagine?
Bye now, link above, DASH, the show in the video.
I mean, this is live.
Okay, so you didn't tell me what side it was going to be on.
Wow!
Oh!
That's Big T!
Who?
Who's that?
OOHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
I'm sorry!
um
Sorry, sorry, I thought it's
Yeah, baby
Wait, she's the person that ran that red light on stream, and it was a big deal.
I forgot about that multiple red lights I didn't know that
That's King Vader.
I used to watch his YouTube skits all the time.
It's my first time meeting him.
I
Beat coins
Sorry, sir
Trash
You are she's dog shit
You
There's a lot of just doing I think
No, she's legitimate dog shit at games by the way
No, it's not, maybe even a little better, okay, I was going to let you keep your chat
But you wanted to keep going so you're gone. No, it's not
So you lost to Tetris bro, I asked her about Tetris. I was like, well, how long have you been playing?
She played you as a kid fucking loser
It's not a real video game.
Crash!
Crash!
And she chokes it.
And...going the wrong way!
Going the wrong way?
Yeah.
Horrible at the game.
No.
He said five times, the place doesn't matter.
It's the credits, listen to what he's saying, Emily.
God damn, he said five times, it's not about the place.
Horrible at video games.
Anti-flex, like me, I'm flex.
I met that guy.
Good question.
Voice team?
Mike, guys, you piece of shit!
Respectfully.
you
I don't know when your karma get in the first one to come out I didn't know there was a one little one
I'm a gamer.
97. Oh shit.
you
495, stopping us from our S.
I'd love to post an apocalyptic shit, even TV shows.
Is here a game play, oh yeah, there's a lot left after this part, there's so much left.
You
Yeah, then you'd die and you'd lose them all.
Hurt my feelings, Dev.
I am.
I am!
Pourses are ugly, I'll say that much.
Oh my god.
A bike rider.
A bike rider.
Oh yeah, I should-
Oh shit, I like this guy.
Oh, is it all OG?
strikes
i wish i was a dev
i'd add so many little fuckin...
Staying alive.
Yep.
Sidebash is weird because it's a time at right.
You fucking lose speed
It's just a respect
Yeah, I tried that and I threw the race.
How do I know to win a deck?
I tried that and I fucking spun out and grieved.
Ripsaw, Ripsaw, Ripsaw.
Roots off.
Roots off.
I don't even know those cars.
What's up Dash?
Killed it so far in this room. You're killing it, baby. You look great on camera. Let's go.
I'm finna be in a video game, baby!
Shut up, Emily.
You piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Back to the game play.
Nice.
So high key, my flight was delayed.
So I missed this part, actually.
Your shit.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen this car.
I get sweaty, baby.
Credits, not place matter.
Credits.
Credits.
LB bro, press LB Vader!
I did not have that gun.
Nice!
Nice.
Bro, it's different.
Vader, he hasn't said a single word, locked in, and extremely was yapping the entire time.
It's just an IQ gap.
That's the main issue.
Laura's points almost doubled in the least you have or shit
should bashing it's not that easy in game actually
that explains it
I love it.
Yeah.
You
Yeah, that she got the camera shots
I put this together really well.
Where's the code?
I'm scared, guys.
Whichever one you want me to race, get it.
Bottom right, please.
I'm a go to RC car driver!
No, it fits the purple Likers.
Holy, it fits in the card too! You're dumb.
You're dumb.
Oh wait, so you guys voted for the purple card?
Yes, sir.
That's crazy.
We're different.
Give me the cute car!
They were such a shit team, extremely didn't even fucking communicate with Yvonne one time
about anything, didn't ask her opinion for anything, she just ego did everything by herself.
It was so degenerate.
What a horrible team.
Okay, who made that voice line?
This is a real racetrack that they had made by the way guys.
It's like actually.
Nice angles fellas.
Nice angles fellas.
This is real.
You know what I said there?
I said born.
That was cold wasn't it?
That was tough.
That was tough.
I'm orange.
Let me in!
Let me go!
They're trying to hit me with that tractor!
Get the fuck out the way!
Get the fuck out the way!
I'm so alpha.
I'm stuck. That's Big T, bitch!
I'm pressed her! You guys see me pressed her?
You guys see me pressed her by the way? I'm so alpha!
You
Terrible
Hit drive for shit that's why
I mean, thanks, guys.
There's a skill reduction in these height.
She's 5'2", and you're short.
No, it's a bad camera angle.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm famous!
I'm gonna be famous!
How am I spoiling? I'm already saying I'm going to win. I've been saying I was going
I said I'm gonna win from the beginning.
Like, you know, I'm a freak.
I said I'm gonna win every,
I said I was gonna win a Tetris.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, I feel that it explained it, so if you're racing and you hit zombies on those RC tracks, you get points.
Or if you hit another car, you get points. You could spin those points like the game we played earlier for upgrades.
Exactly like the game.
I can't buy shit.
She's an idiot. She's- I can't even take a seriously in this video.
LOOK AT ME TALK!
There's no team there! There's no team!
Yeah, she said I want not we want I told you bro
True good one good one a megalos
got a rest big T. Thank you. Thank you. I did today.
The enforcers, that was the best one, that was the best one.
I
Like this one a lot
Yes, sir is the second track
This is all up guys pretty sick. I'm not alive
Dude, I would like pause and talk
So me invaders switched this time. He was driving. I was shooting and manning the enforcer car.
Let me light it up. Let me stand over her!
Hey, stand over here, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-babe, three points.
I've been swapped to the enforcer.
But how fast that guy's car picked up.
Look at that.
And I was, that was me, in the police car, who just hit her.
I'm like, in the silver car back there.
Ro Vader, you're griefing.
I'm waiting for her on the police car, do you see me?
I got stuck, I got stuck.
Did I hit her own car?
I was like fuck.
Okay, I'm a little toxic. I'm a little toxic. Sorry. Sorry, Vader. Sorry, Vader.
I hate Lucid!
I'm competitive.
I'm competitive.
I was, I was just playing a character, I'm not that type of person.
Dude, I was just playing a character. I'm not that toxic. I'm not that toxic. I sort of got sorry about that, bro
truly sorry
Oh my god
Yeah, so now it's 1-1 bro the second track was worth more it could
I hate getting shit-talked in person too, it's so annoying.
I-
Especially after you lose, you can't say anything since you lost, it actually pisses me off.
Nice.
So a spoiler, why Vader did bad that time?
Hold on.
Vader had been practicing on inverse controls the entire time.
He didn't even know. He was just like, did it? Like, he just did it.
And then they handed him that one and it was not reversed. So they like fucking cooked his brain.
Thank you.
Oh shit
Now piss me off, bro
We did it blindfold because we're going to save the points.
If they blindfold first, we can match their blindfold with our own blindfold because there's
So two and stop, in the shop.
Yep, five head.
Five head.
Checkers to chess, baby.
Checkers to chess, and I'm 2K.
Now, that's a crazy good job.
All this stuff, by the way, there's no cards here.
There's no teleprompter.
He did every single one of these lines from his head to actually, I can't do that, actually.
We had a driver swap.
I had a drive.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Look at me driving blindfolded by the white.
Anybody can't move at all.
Look how fast I ripped it off.
I lock in.
Clutch!
You
Let's go Big T.
Yes, sir.
That hiked me up.
That hiked me up, bro.
You didn't play in the background?
I was down.
Can we pause it?
Bro, we were down a lap.
She right through the door.
Bro, we were down a lap, she wrecked under the car,
I fucking took advantage instantly,
and then she wrecked at the end and I turned that corner
and I passed her with precision.
That, let me talk please.
Bro, so that, that was a, the ramp was a short cut.
There was a long turn that was normal.
I analyzed the situation and I was like,
I hadn't hit the short cut one time the entire time.
I was like, fuck it, I'll do it this time.
And I turned the corner and I hit that ramp
short cut perfectly.
And I won!
That's big key.
Probably they're terrible.
Pronounce 2-1-S.
I
Drive enforcer bribe enforcer bribe enforcers broken
There's only one private forster in stock. I was hoping they didn't get it
Smart, smart, it's a free car that you can grief other cars with, it's too good.
I wasn't faking my voice.
You don't know what you're doing. Get off the screen.
Next, skip. Pass your turn. You don't know what you're doing.
Yes, yes, I can chase it the entire map with the enforcer, it's just playing chase is pretty
hard. Plus, the drivers had better angles on the course. So I could, I'd have a good angle.
Like this was a good one.
You want to understand?
Okay, let me explain to you.
So Ripsaw, the orange car, was my car that I practiced on.
Vader actually had faster times overall than anybody,
but he used a different car that had inverse controls.
So the game that he grieved, he was in the orange car,
he didn't know the controls.
So we five had swapped, car swapped to the purple car
so that I could drive the enforcer because it's not inverted.
Bro, it's checkers and chess, man!
...
...
...
...
...
...
cheater?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
He called him out about that before and they like low key didn't want him to say anything
but he'd said it anyway so I was like oh shit our guns got jammed during the last round
So he was like, bro, we paid for it, but didn't get to use it.
Oh fuck you, Evelyn!
2 scores, 2-1, there's 2 races left, I believe.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
That was hard.
It was a pretty hard one. It should be the angles.
The last site was scuffed.
Nice angles, lads.
I got this.
Marsha has no IQ, so it's impossible to beat our rocker scissors.
She's so dumb!
Idiot!
So we swap drivers again, TLBR.
We swap drivers.
Did they show us picking our car?
Our purple car?
Okay, so we caught up to it we car swapped he got his car repracticed on I went back to the enforcer
And that boy died in force. Spoiler alert. So we're purple car now. Boom! Run or ass over.
As Bazooka, zero damage. How much better he drives, bro?
So terrible at driving nice car swap your bad that's me by the way on her I boxed
SHOW THE CAMERA!
FUCK!
THERE'S MY BOOOMER AGAIN!
I'm in that like truck with a hitch on the crane or something.
I'm still driving here as well, right?
We had quite some for that right there, by the way.
She has to cross the finish line and look at the truck.
That's me in the truck right there.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me! That's me!
Look! I flipped over! I flipped over your seat!
Hold your mouth and lock it in! Shift the fuck up!
There I am again by mist.
If I knew you from this video I would have hated you bro.
If you only knew me from this video,
why would your thoughts have been?
Is that literally nothing?
Is she some kind of dumbass?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
We had a bad rolls on this one I think.
We don't have much money.
because I didn't shoot I was mainly driving I shot at the very end but I missed because
like off-screen fuck need a more points here bad actually
I trolled
another car swap it's not the car
It's not the car, it's the driver.
It's your third car swap, you can't play in every car.
And if I'm wondering, force are so bad, oh that bazooka was bad, no offense.
Oh, we flipped garbage, bro!
Well, I think they've rigged the list.
I think they're trying to get us to try new shit.
No, bro, give me a forester.
That's a terrible.
God damn it.
Wow, actually asking your teammate for their input, wow, nice, should try to do that more
often.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
Terrible. Terrible money management. Terrible money management.
Now she's blaming where she was standing. So let's get this straight.
It's the car, it's where she's standing, the course, some accountability, everybody
but yourself.
It's insufferable.
Well, well, that's race.
Okay, so they changed spots with the eagle eye.
We're purple, we're purple.
I didn't even have a force through here.
Look up there, go, look, look sharp into October, you're trash.
And a kid.
A kid, that's three.
I light her up, I light her up right there.
Down again, get out the way, get out the way!
You want body blocker cheater?
He even hits the zombies!
She's body blocking me!
I should have fly back to her!
Get out of my way!
We won!
She boxed me out, bro!
She's lucky!
She's lucky!
You need a cup of coffee out there, I couldn't celebrate!
Let's go, baby.
Too easy.
Carmageddon Rogue Champion.
Yes, sir.
That's big TV
We're going on a billboard in Times Square by the way
Sir
It wasn't the car that tipped, you tipped the car.
I mean, you can't even feel the thing for this car because she swam three times.
This poor car!
I mean, the car's fault.
Fuck your car!
Or one of your three cars you used!
He missed.
He, the guy missed the car completely.
It went through the window.
That's the music.
BOOM!
FUCK THE CAR!
Back up! Back up!
Out! Out! Out!
Little bitch-ass car!
Wooo!
Thanks for participating. Thank you so much.
Not possible not possible
This is after
What can I say
What can I say?
Oh, I can turn up a little bit.
This is the after.
I only played one time.
I have no audio as well.
I'm just a straight fucking savage.
Watch this.
This is a real gameplay.
Seriously, Dash, piss off, bro!
I'm not toxic.
I'm locked the fuck in baby.
What I said.
Scam the two-hour code.
Now, that was hard.
This whole thing was so much fun, actually.
It was actually not just saying that.
It was actually a lot of fun.
Dude, it's competition.
It's so fun.
I want the tank.
on the tank baby
You
Cues door
Nice
Now that's really good actually we're gonna pause for those guys for that video because we all shot it. Oh
Shit
Wait now wait is this actually lives
W
Guys the tag post or the pin post pin
Hello.
I could have been a game dev.
True, whose bright idea was it to make developers do a live stream?
I feel like that developer is not the type of person who would want to do a live stream.
Okay, so I started fresh this morning, had a load of volume.
Thank you.
I did it it is weird just that it came out in 97
It says buying so much shit to see if I unloaded shit
What? I don't have the money for that!
Pick a low.
I don't have these cars!
He's a developer, not a game tester.
He's a developer, not a game tester.
It's not his fault.
Oh, shit, he got this map, it's from Google Maps on the airport.
Auto-Turrents.
A complex question.
What the hell?
6th to 1st.
What? I've never seen that before!
Wait a minute!
I put like 10 races earlier! What?!
Hmm, interesting.
I want to see the tank.
Like hippy van.
Is that okay to say still?
This is where I'm at.
I'm like right there.
I got a defensive.
Well, it's only one life.
you
Wait, I think I can play now.
Okay, I actually play now.
I'm playing
You guys want to watch that?
I'm talking, I'm talking.
You want to watch the dev talk about it?
Play a karma again on Twitch, I'm actually gonna play it.
We can make it to the first boss, at least.
At least.
Continue our previous save.
Bro, by the way though, I actually whipped their ass.
Where's the first boss?
Here?
Where?
Here?
Okay.
High key, I skipped elite races.
Bro, I don't want to restart my shit, to be honest.
Now I feel more confident fighting because you guys know I'm actually gonna begin.
How is he fascinating?
In the next video I'll show you how to make a
gatorade.
Let's get started.
I'll show you how to make a gatorade.
First, you need to make a spade of the
thing.
The thing is, it's important to have a
level of skill.
I'll show you how to make a
level of skill.
I'm going to look at her rear view.
Oh, yes!
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I needed to crash up front from after restarting.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude, there's no forgiveness. I was waiting the whole time. Can I upgrade?
I gotta hold it.
I can only buy an equipment workshop.
I wouldn't watch the devs instead, actually.
Bro.
Come on.
What is this map?
What is this map?
three full zombies nice bro
I have a stand-in second, fuck.
Oh, here we go. One mistake, you lose!
Easy, what's the next?
We're gonna mass a bit too easy to be honest. I know it's an early stage map, but I'm just gonna hold
Same angle
Stop nappy. All right, now should be like in the frigate
By one credit loadout
Not one elite race. Fuck off with the elite races, bro.
I have a Rented Acura NSX, so I know something about cars.
I'm gonna relax.
Got a license?
Inspire me.
How the fuck?
Look at this line, look at this line!
Come on, fast.
Skip the elite races?
Nope!
Some laps feel pretty risky nowadays though, okay?
Oh, I can upgrade my weapons in two races.
I see it.
One race.
AgriNosex, that is a sexy carbon color.
That is a refined piece of cars.
It is white with carbon fiber roof.
Carbon fiber trimming in a black spoiler carbon fiber as well
It had a full stream of it.
And one of the full bosses is there.
Up three please.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, third place to go backwards, thank god.
I need
That guy, the devil is going into like some kind of warehouse, is that really the weapon?
I guess it's here.
Machine gun?
Dude, it's ammo's dog shit missile.
Long range crime is that it's going to come into like a function of damage, it's going to lock under these and it's slow.
It's powerful at close range, it's going to come into effect.
I'm going to launch her.
Now, equipped.
Okay, that means next we have a, we can either go workshop or mechanic.
So, let's change my loadout.
I don't really have this, here's my ride.
The integrity is full.
Is that enough for that?
You hear cannot go back
The death race
All right, it's the first boss wreck chief begin and the waist head after wreck
The racer
Yeah.
War.
Hey.
Okay.
Oh, I so just a timer.
Hey.
Hey.
All right, so just a timer.
Hey, got ammo? Luck on?
He's fast now. Luck on?
Hey, that's your damage? Oh, he dropped barrels!
Explode!
You're locked on the wrong thing!
Like that?
Like that?
I'm going to repair those red circles where it lands.
It is on break.
Come on!
Fucker!
I missed the ammo in the house!
Oh
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Are we wide? Or are we back up?
Did I get him?
Oh, did you see that move?
Gitch!
Kill shot.
Game over.
Just like in the video!
Just like in the goddamn video!
First try too.
We got one loadout spot and one boost bottle.
Nice.
Alright, well that was awesome, that was great.
Beataboss played it, showcased the talent in the video.
Check out the pinned tweet or the pinned text in the chat.
Play carmageddon.
Click that link and get it instead of going anywhere else
because it makes me look good.
Better, excuse me, I already look better.
And shout out to these devs and these guys.
When I say that was some of the most fun work
we've ever done on that sponsored video
and the most creative team I've seen.
Like, whenever we ever done anything like that
for anything. Absolutely never. It was fun. It was competitive. Probably because I was
there. I'm not ever saying. It was a good time. So shout out to those guys. Again, one
more time. There should be a link in the chat. There's a pin. What's a pin? Thank you guys.
That sounds great.
Handcrafted tracks, audio as well.
Absolutely.
Now with that being said, we're going to queue up, but I'm going to take, like, I'll be back
in like five minutes maybe.
You're back.
Action in a minute.
Let's just start.
Let's just start.
Yeah, it's about the same.
Yeah, old title preferred.
I
Look you dope take it up. Thank you. It's all the fun. Okay, I didn't okay. I'm not
I'm not toxic. I hope they didn't think I was toxic. I'm competitive and I was putting on a good show.
But I was kind of mean to Vader that the first time he lost.
made him lock the fucking no true bro
you will see that like oh shit we can't
lose with this guy
It's like Nick itch who every single time he was on a camera he was doing it like a
like a better TV emote, like that I should speed thing,
like it is what people do nowadays, I guess.
We swap.
up tax boy
I'm sorry, shorter than them. You're an idiot. That's actually defamation probably. I would
watch what you say.
I don't know why I don't see this.
I'm going to conquer again.
Go on playing.
All right first game back after what two-hour break
Do that happens that's what the night of these guys already played their new last chat
Welcome to Sun Reflection, my god damn eyes.
The last shot at chat and just ban somebody because of it.
Ban the guy below me.
I do not challenge you.
I didn't know that I didn't conquer stat.
They must be tested to grow.
Do you even hesitate?
Remember that next time you get your money to a billionaire?
I must have been a little bit bad about my CS, then I pressed habit while hitting it.
Still, as I said, it's not really bad about my skills.
New turret shots, plus Q damage, under tower, level 4, or I think it was 3 before I died.
Six ends one of two ways. They run or die.
That's the loudest, like it's...
It's what you expect.
I'm going to walk all over them.
We should be a part of the building true
An enemy has been slain.
So brave!
You think you can beat me?
It's way too thin.
It's way too thin.
I'm 3 CS'ing kills.
I can kill him here.
I think you're better at karma getting him. Yeah, but I'm good at karma getting through though.
Even if I die, I die in motion.
Let's begin again.
That is complete bullshit dude, but there's nothing to do there and he flashed my W damage
while doing auto tech for there it's so bad
she's a stable matchup by the way
sub Katie
city yep just hit me
They find a half of E-Cooled-Out E-Cooled-Out, well, the Cooled-Out E-Cooled-Out's a problem.
It's just a hitbox.
I think the kit is too E-Cooled-Frontloaded.
It's too easy to dodge if you're not an absolute ass player.
You spend the whole game just running back and forth, you just don't get hit back.
even that even that is complete shit
are we going here? I think I'm going to go double up, second that AP bullshit, I'm going to go double no magic
reality.
The enemy has been slain.
I am the greatest saint
Wait for my spawn
Leave me now
I'm not even close, by the way.
Not even close.
I mean, I'm over this game, I'm not alive, so it's fucking over.
I'm just going to do it.
Can we do it at this point? Nothing now, but the only thing to do earlier is just stop the scene, unfortunately.
If I, for instance, this game, if I have 100% feet, this is a different game.
Up.
I don't know what this is, because this is like my second time playing against it, and
on the top, play for boosting the report, boost the account, is this worth the reporting
you think
I
Don't think my team's playing bad. It's just gonna be really bad because Jackson just
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I actually...
This is gonna be pretty rough because we all auto-attached.
Use hourglass next. I mean I think this if I can hit an E on Jax in a team fight
before I die and before he gets hourglass
we can kill the clone and chunk them
Ah, we lost A-King.
And now that should have been a good play, but we lost our most fed player back side.
Your turret is in the storm.
I'm a little shabby.
We are not one soul. We are many.
Your turret has been destroyed.
The enemy has been slain.
I think there's no way for me to be a soul.
You can thank me later.
Uh-oh, at the skirt.
I really thought that this would like stop Jax from one-shotting me.
What's up, Dorf?
Oh, I didn't see you.
You got demoted back to GM to shoot you up as a back to the European Wars?
I'll replay this one, actually.
To cheer you up I got some facts for you the Europors don't have 60 Super Bowls
and they have to watch glorified jogging in America this summer. They will
experience AC and showering every day for the first time. Smelling.
Shut down!
Let's be asked for a hug.
a couple cleaver stacks. That's it.
Almost all the top chips that are S-plus on Nita G are
D&D abusers and then Malfight.
No, it's a good item.
Ah, this guy's not.
I think we have to hit there.
Is there a world where we die here?
I think so.
so many levels to this bro it was so bad not days these chairs are even fucking
getting a close spin, anything good?
Are you like so, is that Jax's group for 10 seconds?
The 8 and 1, 5 of those kills were me so no gold, it's 2 and a half items, if I'm full
I don't think I'll get that.
How far is it to fit?
Oh my god, I think I'm going to die.
I mean, the least that Riot could do is make Allowee's E hitbox a little bit bigger, please.
Riot, look at the game.
You're telling me that every single Allowee has to be perfectly placed.
Oh, wait a minute.
I only lost 23.
Watch this Vaughn, I think I'm going to watch one of those E's, and it's fucking complete bullshit.
I have Jax next lobby.
Only champion that I can play.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
I should remember when this game was, I just looked it over and it was over.
Killing before or after a first death.
Oh
No lolly
Even like this
like it could almost be like a fishing hook right like on any other champion this
is gonna this is a an actual connect
almost like a fishing hook
I think it also looks worse because it stays longer because of the catwalk, so when you
hit it you're kind of like stun-locked for like a second, it's really bad, it's a little
I mean, I understand that low elo is low elo, but just, I feel like there's other things
we can fix.
Or yes, or they could make other every other hitbox like a lot, you know, I wouldn't mind
that I want to be a salty if they made every other hitbox like a lousy hitbox on our E.
Yes.
That'd be awesome.
Because visually speaking, is that, is Allowee's e-Hitbox correct?
Technically, yes, it is.
That being said, Allowee.
Technically it is.
No more conquer.
and
and
Now
Added a mod saying you are poor IRL f word
Along goes this
I think you're gonna ask it for that man, aren't you bud?
A little bit?
A little bit, huh?
Oh, Docs deserved it. True, true, true.
True, you did deserve it, unbanned.
I am a teacher here's what we learned this is the first lesson
Oh, wait a minute.
This game is so shit.
My character's so bad.
My character is so bad, it's actually fucking crazy how bad the Lowy is.
Worst character in the game.
Getting ran down by Sinj, level 2.
I mean, he was level 3, but he had no mana.
Pretty think I was the poison.
He has a minion sliver.
Oh my god.
of
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Nice
I'm playing too much for grass brocks. I'm not even getting that many.
I
Best statistical first item on the lolly
harness nice well where's my damage until the clone come from that's the
Let's say it's Sundered Sky.
Fightful.
Executed.
Sup, Rogue?
by brand Nami
My god doesn't want peace.
Keep him off the wave and we'll kill him.
Could, Evern, why should we care?
My enemy has been slain purple.
Yeah, an enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
My god!
I'm not
I am here to test this. Shut down.
Now Scott, it sucks.
An enemy has been slain.
So one for one.
My body is not in law. It is kicking the pants.
That's not worth it for him at all.
The peace challenger? What are you like, challenge 70, 80, 90?
I'm going to walk all over that.
Is he having man issues? Yeah, every character I play has man issues, because I'm an honest fucking player. True.
through
Wisdom is frequently a kick in the head
might second cinch today's are so boring their teams have gotten shafted both
games it is proxy
at some point you're gonna have to interact with the bro I don't think
you're just gonna get ahead to be able to turn to the SC even later
Oh.
Why don't you play gameplay anymore? You're kind of good with it? That's true.
That is true, I was.
I don't think top laner mattered this game. I think I could pick lucked anything in the game and win.
I'll get out of here
I'll just go to bring it back, please.
I
I
Jesus
We are not one soul.
We are one soul.
We are one soul.
We are one soul.
my god
this is champ no breakin'
He's gonna heal from the Soraka!
That's a full-blown throw, now.
I don't know
Oh, that's close.
Uh, SlimmyPee, what's that?
So cute, Ashley. So cute.
Yes. Yes, little bitch.
I'm not so sure to pass but fuck it.
He's pretty quiet when a lie we do some broken shit like that.
HAHA!
What was broken about what I just did?
Men live, men die.
Change is good.
Fuck are you saying?
If I hate something, I destroy it, if I want something, I take it.
the
Game piss me off, early synergy games are so boring.
Well, 17? I mean, it went to minus 23. Okay, be right back.
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I'm pretty tilted.
I
Had a couple games left
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Think it's not for the week no dealing with the mom is it for the week who said that
Actually, so, it's all to you, actually, thanks.
Yes, Kayla's been telling me to clean up.
Sayler's message.
I have, by the way.
So she dumped up all the bath salts.
Like, not the bath salts, like it's like, it's like baby bath stuff.
So I cleaned it up.
I was sitting there, let's say two days ago.
I was sitting there, let's sweep it up for probably 12 minutes straight.
It was actually a disgusting mess.
Whatever, I do that.
Say that it has ravioli.
I'm cleaning it up, right?
I'm pretty messy food.
Turns out I missed a couple of stuff
of the melatonin, like baby bath stuff.
I missed a couple spots.
It bothered her.
I missed a couple ravioli sauce.
It bothered her.
Sounds a bit nicky.
Sorry.
Missed a couple spots.
Talk to Dukas now she can't express her feelings because it's all garbage.
Let's go fuck a lie again.
I
Mean wife have you life it's bullshit. Did you just get walked over bro? It's garbage. It's complete fucking garbage
Not bass saw it so she said or dumped up the bag. I like I don't know what it is like bubble baby bubble
Sprinkles or something. I don't know. It's a huge mess
Find back what do you mean? Find back you don't care about our feelings.
Why are you being so rude?
Is that it? Even if you had maids, a maids wouldn't clean it up.
Like, uh, somebody had to clean it up.
I cleaned it up. I missed a couple spots. Right?
Like literally, and that's crazy because we have cameras everywhere.
And I literally was cleaning it for 12 minutes straight.
Like actually, like I was, like broom on my hands and needs cleaning.
is to drown make it so I generate cleaning right and I fucking missed a
couple spots I got a fucking little text hey you missing hey it was it was baby
soft all over the bathroom floor that's not true that is there was not hey you
left ravioli all over the cat and there was no that's not what happened
life is the sweetness of fruit and the joy of battle
you know what's the ball that you heard is coming out in these little moments? Correct. Correct! That's a fair point!
That's accountability.
We would have to be accountable for that and say hey
Sorry about that. This is actually what's bothering me. Hey, that's not a real thing. That isn't- no. That's fake.
Hey!
Oh my god, he got XD.
Is everyone boxing? I don't know, it's so boring.
I mean, to be fair, I'm just letting you know how to see it.
I
Was thinking a double adaptive
Just need it. Naga Keboros. Naves don't matter. Action does.
All that moves... moves.
No problem.
Have no mana.
oh he does not
this is not my last game, I'm in a terrible mood, I'm sorry
nice, well that should have been a kill
I
Know that's so loud
There's a run-back to the day for sure.
I missed E so I got one shot by Nasus.
Now I'm for ya.
Got one shot by...
I guess he's got a lot of stacks.
I kinda thought I was being a loved one
Okay, early cleaver, how do we lose?
change if one in every like for a lousy W's slow like 30% most like you have
iceborn goblin
it's actually it's actually an issue because for hitboxes to pin on an E that
It's just running around, you have to be acting right, it's garbage.
Don't even do it, it's like old ice porn, it would help you hit your feet.
Wouldn't it be spammable like on every game?
I don't know, I'm playing.
I mean, honestly, if we didn't get slaughtered top lane, this game would've been very good.
I'll kick you in the face.
Shut down.
I actually...
Now!
I'm sorry guys, this is my, this is uh...