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02-09-2026 · 5h 33m
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Well, well, well, we do is are be back at a but yet hunkie in
Sub Sub! Sub Sub! We're back! Ladies and gents, on this beautiful Monday afternoon.
Late afternoon guys. Latest stream start time in a hot minute.
Yeah, it's 75 degrees here. I had to ask myself a question.
Do I want to spend the time eating lunch with the girls, going to the park,
Standing by the water throwing sand and rocking the waters spending time outside or doing a queue up and get plus 17 minus 23
Hmm
So I called it and I took a four-hour little
Half a sick day. What do you want? I don't know what do you want me to do?
You will research treatment 10 a.m. Today, but it's 75 degrees outside kill your killer keep
Killing and fire making anyway, so that's that
Yesterday not too bad watching Super Bowl that shit was trash as I expected it to be why I didn't bother in it
I didn't bother with it at all. Oh, blah blah. She said I held my head my
Health follow-up case you missed it. I've been good talking about my my face is always numb blah blah blah long story short blah blah
Everything I went to the ENT today
Yeah, he prescribed me, um, nasal spray.
So apparently nasal spray is going to fix all 30 of my issues, apparently.
It's a waste of fucking time.
These doctors are a waste of fucking time.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have so much shit wrong and this guy's just like nasal spray and a nice spray.
That'll help.
Now they shoved a camera up my nose into my throat.
They numb my nose and throat first.
I just weren't a cough so bad. It wasn't that bad though.
How much did you pay for doctor? I don't know how to insurance, but I had a copay, like $10.
Also, he is referring me to a vocal therapist.
A vocal therapist.
I
Explained what I did and he's like, oh your vocal cords are probably like bro once a day. I'm hock-to-wing
Like a Lugi and has blood on it and it's been once a day for seven months
Sweet nice nasal spray. Oh, I'm permanently dizzy. I get lightheaded when I breathe like exerting almost anything
My jaw has been numb
for eight months
It's gone down to my to my neck
up in here back on my head numb it's okay some nasal spray it's all right
well let's get some nasal spray see a different doctor yeah that'll be another
two month appointment let's go baby
then I go back to my general position it's I don't know about healthcare I got
a healthcare pissing me off bro healthcare is like my PTSD I swear to
I'm sorry, Kayla, but ever since Kayla had her ectopic pregnancy, I get like unbelievably
angry at any health care workers.
I think they are incompetent.
I think they see too many people in a day, so they're like, empathy, care, gene shuts
down.
They see, if you think about it from a logical standpoint, it kind of makes sense because
How many, I bet the doctors and nurses see so much crazy shit
and I bet they get treated like shit so much
and imagine you're a doctor for like 20 years at least.
And how much have we seen in 20?
I don't think they can care up to a certain point.
So I try and like, I'm like, oh, well,
they're probably, they've probably seen a million people
like this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it's probably, this is why.
And then they don't give a fuck.
I don't care.
I don't give a shit, bro.
figure out the fuck is wrong so i get paid
i don't care on them
it doesn't give a fuck
should be like that's not what it is here's what the actual issue is
uh... actually i've been doing this for three weeks uh... this is what it is
i'm not doing nasal spray
that's kala
i could not do that anyway so that was that
Whatever, that pissed me off.
Because on the way home, I Ubered there, and I Ubered back.
Bro, this stupid son of a bitch Uber from the hospital lied.
He said he picked me up.
But he didn't call.
He never showed up.
I saw his car pass once to the driveway.
He said he picked me up and he headed to my house.
Then he parked before neighborhood
and was going in circles.
You fucking piece of shit.
I wasn't canceling that. I'm not getting a mark on me. I'm not paying for the cancel. No, you fucking piece of shit
So I'm on the phone bitching with the uber support. No, I'm not doing that, bro
It was a $17 charge. I don't even care about the money
Who's on $17 bro? Fuck that guy getting any money. I
don't give a shit
Some center arguing with Uber support over $17 that I don't want him to have and I only think Uber drivers get the full cut
I wouldn't fire to be honest
Fucking play with me
Pussy giving drives to the drive-thru or down our driveway at Kayla waitin
And she just like past our mailbox marked right complete and left
Fucking disgusting piece of shit
I'm talking about bro like dude you will play too much right piss me off
wowed up now
well I check his profile he's like 8,000 completed rides 4.6 stars
I was actually heated about that one.
Ivy's got a rash, Kayla's got a rash, and Sailor has a rash as well.
Wonderful.
4.6 is bad. I think it was 4.96 sorry not 4.6. 4.96. Anyway, blah blah blah blah.
Late start today. Probably got about five hours in me. We have, ladies and gentlemen,
the time is upon us. It is T1 all stars and T minus 14 hours. 7 a.m. CST tomorrow.
tomorrow. We're doing our first
Korean All Stars. Got some nice
talent here. We'll be drawing for
brackets a little bit later in the
day. We have Brian early day
tomorrow lads. We have the tech
hopefully situating. Hopefully
Two each for this like a winter split
Should be fun
Casey mr. Solo Q wise
I'm brand bought every single game. I'm back to brand
BTB baby BTB BTB every single game. He's apparently it's me on the problem
Nope, not my teammates. I stopped playing brand
And I drop 400 LP. Apparently. Apparently. It's, no it's me apparently guys. Nope.
Will there ever be female representation at one of your competitions?
We'll look into it. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. That's a fair point.
fair point right looking to it hey big T fuck up see your streaming brother what
you think of the halftime show last night I thought it was horrible
I understand a single fucking thing of it and I thought it was just talking to
the mic that was terrible and again I did fall asleep after like halfway through
the first quarter. That was a long day yesterday. I watched the girls all day. It was like
4 p.m., right? It started at 5. I was like, Kayla, I'm not going to make it. I was sleeping
on the couch from like five to seven, five to seven, 30.
Let's go.
Well, people were coming here.
Yo, what's up, here at Bad Buddy song couple of days.
I don't listen to them.
I don't know.
Not a fan.
What's up, Burntas?
They like, I don't yet last year.
I think I probably pick it we have to I don't last year's kindred
Have to it was dog shit as well
Kindred's was dog shit
You say that kid rocked in is how do you think was I watching that's a little a little
Whatever it was
Kid Rock one that was they had that pulled up actually matter of fact
The ads were trash I just rumble ads are like trying too hard to be funny nowadays. That's all like
Market marketing anti-social anti-comedic fucking droids doing it so they suck I
I don't know. I don't know. Did I sort of got everything nowadays is dog shit?
I don't know. It's everything. Everything from healthcare to TV to fast food. I think it's all shit.
I think this, I think the world is absolute garbage right now. Overall, I think it's terrible.
It could be a USA thing, that is, yes, fair.
Yes, it is, Floregg.
Who's that? Is that gonna get better?
Me, Kayla, we're talking like it's okay. Surely it's better for the girls.
That's surely right. Give it ten years. Surely, right?
of
Thank you, you hater for that three bro. Let him know facts
Let them know bro
All the patriots were sad, and I think the sea ox are a pretty boring team to be honest
I thought I and there wasn't like a big name factor on either team in my opinion, so it's like I
I that's why I get I get a super well no thought I was not looking forward to it
What I'd like the Broncos to win or something I wanted to be Broncos against the Bears
Yo, what up T1 you watch that boring ass
Some of it. Yeah. Also been playing TBC. Wow. Lots of fun
You're gonna have a good time trying not to die. I won't die any idea when no f3 starts or a rough time friend
Not a clue. I saw the
Not a fucking clue
I'm performing a former college. I think today it was boring. Well, I'll put this player think it was boring. Good the fuck
One side of the ball literally couldn't like the paint one team literally couldn't do anything
And the other team knew that which is all the play to win right so they did nothing in return
And it doesn't know like flashy plays of no hot shop plays
The Seahawks knew that the Patriots were a complete dog shit. They kicked their field goals and they played for defense
That's all that's it. That's all that happened. It's boring as fuck
I'm
Welcome to some of those uh, I haven't done in a season it's like high school broccoli. I'm gonna do it next year
No, she played bars like brah no ball
How boys suck, yeah they do.
Oh, here we go lads! First game of the week!
Is that a Nami?
I'm gonna, you get chill mood.
So I don't give a fuck what happened.
Or better, or for worse.
For worse.
Your team the Cowboys, I don't care, I don't care, the Cowboys have sucked for 30 years,
I don't have any problem with that bro, like you saying the Cowboys suck does not hurt
my feelings, actually I feel bad for you for saying that, it's like wow you're still heckling
cowboy's fans? Really? Fucking sociopath? For 30 years we haven't been anything and you're
still talking shit.
double whammy
I'm down 2 CS, not too bad.
We had a Nautilus only here, we didn't feel pressure at level 3, but we have a Nami,
that's really good though, cause Nami's really good with Fran, so that's fine actually.
That's fine.
Double whammy!
Double whammy!
Oh, nex!
What was it again?
I got this
yeah
yeah
Uh huh.
Pink.
Hey, mate, what's up?
Just talking about, um, giga maxing uh, um, giga maxing, giga look maxing peak.
Discoid form. Panic discoid maxing.
I cool
Who guys
Kids say nowadays, right
Come on
usually worth 176 gold that is so stupid
in. It's not worth it, obviously. Bro, that's so dumb!
That's fine. That's something I think I'm getting used to. I can't believe that.
I'm not hard just for playing.
They drop should be in lane, this can't we?
They can literally be in that bush he's here.
Mars about to get to 6 as well.
sorry we had to a diner for lunch
I had the chicken fried steak covered in smothered in apple juice courtesy of savor.
There's no world as far as ever dies. I thought he had flashed the whole time.
Hey, we are winning and on the same team, can't we all just get along?
Fuck up bitch.
Damn!
I could be outside right now with Sailor and I'm playing this for plus 17 possibly.
Damn.
75 degrees outside.
Oh, here we go.
Why you always masters?
Cause you're wrong.
Oh, here we go.
Answer.
Oh, here we go.
Start of playing it and I'm here in a bar.
Nice.
Nice.
We are winning.
No, we aren't.
I go winning.
No we aren't.
Like a winner.
Uh, Viego has 0kp so he feels less of a man.
That was silly.
That was a silly play.
is
Bucks is pissing me off
Well as Varus at our oh
Oh, me, I had that.
I actually was piecing them both up there at the same time, it was a bit lit.
Is this the real C9 thought Tiana?
What's up, Bargain?
That sucks for you, Grigdoch.
That sucks for you, Grigdoch.
You know I'm getting a little stop crying.
Big soap.
I think once a little bitch, always a little bitch.
Wow, you're always, you're always lashing, stop it.
Wait, wow was like indie.
The end of the wow phase was like two years ago.
It was like a year ago.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna tussle.
Call me tussling thong.
I'm a pestling thong
Oh lucky dog.
So, next game.
Yeah.
Jester, Max, Gooning, Max, fuckin' Baris, you idiot.
You can't handle a look-maxing freak like me.
Goodbye.
Rose fit all the Superbowl on IG Reels?
Notice these fucking stupid Twitter pages!
Bro, I swear a 4U page on Twitter is a disease.
The actual issue.
What am I being at this time?
I have a feeling some people would willingly go to Epstein's island on this team and he
picked off four of us.
What's wrong with this guy?
What's wrong with this beauty, Ekko?
I don't know why I kind of held that I was someone to hit like everybody I was I don't
That's how I got trodden.
The fuck is going on? The fuck?
He died anyway. What the hell?
What's that, a sigma?
There's brage maxing.
I
Come on though
I
Having a stroke you good man. What bro? How do you do fellow kids?
What did you even donate?
Hello, Talon.
My fellow brother first, I'll have a Black Christian one to you.
My last day should have praised you.
I got called a glazer.
My last time threatening you, I was called truth.
But what do I do?
Can you show me a couple of kids and beat you up?
Magic.
I can't say black, me alerts bro.
I wish you'd fucking come to Kansas and try me.
I can't believe they're even for help, by the way.
What do you want me to do?
I
Some good stuff
Let me see like a threat. She is you guys are 21st segment as she is smacking these fucking little freaks
Trying to fit in with the middle schoolers
Are we Thomas league of legends pop quiz named three characters who have there are unlocked at level one
Italy dear
Wait, it's lovely Italy
Italy
I'm gonna pray for it give me a second
I had a long day
Maybe Baron guys?
Yo, shit
I think it's got Pantheon killed by the way, I think that he died, that's why he kicked
No!
Hahahahaha
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hahahahaha
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Truly, you can take this guy
Who do you think can help this guy?
I'm...
I was thinking go hit he flash forward, but nobody can help a rumble ulted we actually I
of
There's one bitch. Yeah, it's more shit read
I'm just gonna end the game guys, this is fucking shit.
Ball flashing ball.
Oop.
The enemy has been slain.
Better my head.
Your turret has been destroyed.
You can't use it for me.
get help Diego
That's the thing with your life guys!
How are we still here?
Is that the finny?
Is that the finny?
Is that the finny?
Let us in.
yes man defend with your life oh you this one a lot needs a lot to you bro
First
Hey
Hey, the fucking grind back, hey, they never said it, go easy, huh?
They never said it, go easy, they never said it, go easy, they never said it, go easy,
they never said it, go easy.
Bro, I was hoping this-
AHH!
Bro's got a ringworm on his elbow?
What are you talking about, bro? I have football scars
because I'm an ex-athlete.
I'm still an athlete. I'm an athlete.
Let's say I'm an athlete.
I'm an athlete.
I'm an athlete.
I'm an athlete.
I'm an athlete.
40 time told you right now I could run a four-seventh right now
Yeah, I would pull a handy, but I still run a 47.
You've been saying that for years that when you try to pull something, yeah, I was in
2021 and I definitely ran a 47 in 2021.
You kidding me?
Hey, you pulled my fucking hamstring!
Gia, the hell no.
I'm watching from my e-bike while I'm delivering pizzas.
I wish I had more money for something to attach it to my bike, but for now I just drive with
one hand and a watch on the other. Airpods under my helmet is nice, too.
I'll never forget the day you opened up the Frostbite AR-15 and REST, my goatee support.
It was in H1C1. Not REST.
I think it confused my fault probably weren't even there bro fake fan
You're a fake s-fan.
Let's see what the beard broad just shaved.
Can I use Kayla's razor?
Still a lot of bumps.
Here's what it is, bro.
No shaving cream are you shaving cream black man wiping a razor your face true true you're
right. I shouldn't.
I don't know.
There's some lobbies, huh?
I have any airgrapes? I drink pre-workout only.
I drink twice.
so drink fruit punch lemonade on this shit
Did you fucking addict, Jett?
You can't win your hearts away. Shut up.
Hey, big fatty ding dong team, those front delts are sure looking a bit dazed these days, Marba.
Might wanna get your pistols to their own Jett talk and sit a-going to the gym.
I'm too cute to go to mid.
I can start, Jett.
be good
be good
be good
be good
I
Want nothing I go coal brand I'm like I shall not lose my lead
We're going band for band in the bot lane band for band and trust me bro. You ain't winning that
I'll get you fruitcake!
I don't know what I'm doing.
Especially.
Thanks, Slurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we walk it out, and we walk it out, and we walk it out.
SHUU permit me
Sorry, what's the EMP today?
Oh shit noob you're a spot of the fucking wave!
Mid full vision noob!
Wow! 320 combined gold!
That's balance, thanks Riot!
you need killings
so i can get this guy still have r?
i got it, i almost auto-pulled it
i probably had it moved here
i got his r with awp
hold on for the uh, kind of that cannon
about it
You need to pay your mods and they're quite quitting protesting probably
So tired of you, big T-T-Playing, and not playing enough for the fans.
SMH
I'll pull up all
I don't know what's up, X what's up?
I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I am the one.
I think it's a very challenging game and everybody can play perfect.
some say the world was
James got to be bot gaffed.
Right?
Like better bot lane has got to win this game, surely.
Bot lane 0 and 9 without a single key key.
That can't be morally correct.
If I win.
Fuck him.
the
the
I
Didn't want to flash oh the bot lane cuz they're fucking worthless. I want to save it for one of these bounties
Let me have like
Easy
And my ult wasn't up right away and then he got hooked
What the hell? I'm gonna lose this game!
reaching the fuck out of this game really. He's not fighting around us at all.
He's actually been harpsichrolling by the way. How do you see both your solos in?
Back to back to back to back. He's making plays with them. Are you retarded?
Perfectly.
I
I don't think the top
I'm pressing my B button now and I will not unpress it, I don't care.
Brand Niko are your win conditions!
Brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko!
We don't fucking care about your red buff.
Don't give a shit.
Let's Nefari begin. Nefari, why you backseat gaming the jungler? Shut the fuck up man.
I need all 25 seconds.
Me skill, twitch, graphic, safe, and I mean, prior responsibly, huffly your sheetbook.
I need to get this door.
I mean, third, they won't stop.
The game isn't about them, but they just can't stop trying to make plays, that's you fucking
wild.
Wee bit of main character syndrome
I see a full build brand for once. It actually never happened. I think his item is a piece
the
the
Oh my god!
Where did the big baron get fussed, right?
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
These birds.
These type toxic things are too much, I'm not mad about Twitch though.
It was very clear that he was inting, him was my mid, bro, we got 3 kills bot lane and we never came back, I don't know.
And after that we kept trying to make plays around these guys, that's when it like snowballed.
Oh, switch top, why are we playing around them?
Once switch finishes his goal, it's GG.
Oh, he's uh, true bro
Are you gonna leave worlds in NY I went to see you in 2022
Spring LCX finals and after an hour and a half wait you have to leave when I was like 10 spots away. I've never forgiven you.
Hold on.
I
Don't hit Baron please
Performing the halftime show
Oh and I've posted the Super Bowl. Oh shit
He works you're gonna say I don't know
Martins, Martins, I was literally on a per hour and a half, wait you had to leave when I was like, what's that, we're feeding you?
I was outside for that one or what? I don't really remember that one.
Why are we there, Twitch?
has been destroyed. You have saved the game.
It's a bear.
Shut up dog ball, sacretard.
So far, what a change.
That's my last time asking, um, I see by the way.
That's Silas Flink as well.
Dude, fuck these guys.
Fuck this jungle and fuck this Twitch.
Oh, we lost Niko Flash!
Fuck!
I
Boy
There's pretty bad
Oh, that miss, what?
I'll be right back.
If
If
Oh, okay, so Twitter's gonna run it anyway, but
He autoed a lot there.
Jumble mid play around topside?
Oh fuck these guys.
Am I just sad they're trying to 2v2 with these guys?
Why man?
Swap name plates? I promise to god this guy doesn't play.
play anywhere else but opposite me.
I
Got a gold lead oh
These guys died topside oh these guys died topside again
We'll play boo
Our win a con was there's zero tin bot lane quit. Let's take a 3v3 topside. Oh guys. How about we do another 3v3 topside?
What is this garbage?
I don't know what happened to every game.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's a weird phenomenon. Definitely.
I mean, it's a conscious decision though by my teammates, especially if I'm typing, if
I'm like, hey guys, like, we should play around our bot lane.
Guys, press tab.
Our top lane is 3-14.
You keep going top.
I don't know, Hater.
Like from an objective perspective,
if you could pause the game at that current timestamp,
right, and be like, hey, where should you go here?
Should you play for your, like literally pause it?
If you play for your zero and seven,
which cop lane has been solo killed four times
and you've lost every two be two with,
or should you play with your bot lane
who has made the enemy team zero, 10
and it's spiking on every item.
Like if you could pause it and ask the player directly that,
no emotions tied to it, what would they say?
They would obviously say,
hey, we should sack the top side
and we should play with the bot side.
So I think there could be a motion involved
where it's like, well, it's only out of play.
I don't, dude, shut the fuck up.
I don't know, I'm doing it.
Now, I'm going to do my own thing.
Let me know.
I was at the EO kick soon and you're telling people how to play?
Well, I think it's a bit of like embarrassment as well.
Because like I said, if you objectively look at it
without the emotion, it's like too obvious of a thing.
So then I think they're ashamed that they were even
playing that side of the map.
Like, oh, it's so odd.
Of course.
But then I got a deflect.
No, I'm right.
I'm going to keep playing this side.
Oh, you die again.
No, I'm right, dude.
It's just, I'm right, dude.
It's just that this happened or else it would have worked.
Okay, but that something different has happened every time
and you've lost every time.
Yeah, but if it doesn't happen, we win.
Like, I did.
I think some of these games are so psyched.
It's fucking crazy, by the way.
I think some of these games are actually just like psyched.
Yeah.
I'm getting plus 17 minus 24 or minus 23 it was my fucking time
They just like took their emotional feelings out of their gameplay and thought logically.
I have a Nami
It won't be so bad
It won't be so bad
I'm just bottom.
I'm just bottom.
I'm just bottom.
I'm just bottom.
fucking bullcrap CS
I'm pretty strong, I've been training like
I'm pretty strong, I've been training like
small game, small game
Oh my god, it's so...
What is this Patrick guy spewed about in the chat guys?
Who jinxed us?
Basketball, no basketball, no basketball
there's a spooky
Oh, wow.
It can be happening to me.
I can support them with this AFK.
What the fuck are you talking about?
bro I cannot with these liberals I can't bro just blaming everything I can't do
do it.
Can't do it bro.
Yeah, my fucking Republican army stole that kill. Typical. Fucking typical. Typical Republican.
Stole the dragons like they stole the election stole that kill just like they stole the election
Oh, well, rather than being a dipshit democrat
It's too easy, bro, it's too easy
What's up is a demolish up
every day I'm strong guys I'm over oh I thought she didn't
is all that 112 8 months up to the 10-year baby shiiiish
10 years that's just kind of crazy to think about
yeah 10 years
has he been sucked?
what's that, bm?
Oh my god.
What's the time?
49 though.
I've done up for purple rain pouring.
That sucked.
Oh my shit.
Minus purple.
I should not be struggling that much, I think it must be crazy.
Two guys triggered.
How long are we gonna keep looping about the name Jockey, though?
What's this guys?
Oh, shit.
My fucking shit.
That was a fat ass shield.
Fuck.
I wanted it.
I'm gonna use the Coms.
I'm gonna use Q's.
Realistically, the only boss in this game is Annie.
That's it.
Your turn has been stopped.
Oh shit, she's 7-0 with the medjays.
Wait a minute.
Hold up, that's a perfect prompt.
Oh.
I'm just gonna kill them.
I'm just gonna kill them.
This guy built murts.
I
But
of
the
of
the
Why do I count in that skip?
Just skip bro!
Maybe it is dead, idiot!
My god, I'm gonna get rolling.
I am fighting every single game arguing every single game.
junglers only did every single
I just took my acid and it was off the wall.
The person has it, it's not bad, he has no flash.
Oh
Alright, what are we buying here?
I'm not sure there's much at all actually, so I'm just going to sit on this, I might
be a deathcap, actually.
I kind of can't stack them all because we're all ADs so I don't necessarily need Void
yet.
Our last value is pretty rough because it's just causes, and if he ever jumps in we can
pull up.
Yeah.
Oh, sure, right?
I even do that shit.
Why didn't he just even walk in?
What are you doing, cat?
Are they spawning wards?
Bro, I've been going Oracles on Brand Bot.
I kinda like it better.
Talk a lot.
I'm gonna get him by the way.
Your stack count, 168, how terrible.
I'm a leader by me the whole time, god damn it.
Yeah, Outlaner.
Oh, what?
if you just built like a merc-tread boots
so fun man
like is it a problem with these games? they're not honest
guys aren't trying to win the actual issue so again this game it's just mid
jumble there's it's now if my mid jumble were giving it 100% they're
That's the best I guess is possible.
I keep going.
See you guys, it's not our fault or our emotions are taken over.
Oh, these last two games, the enemy combined bot lane?
this spotting work
This R?
What? Blame smolder!
Holy fuck riots fighting games laying off 80 people I am going to call the FBI on riot
trend in the air for stealing millions of dollars worth of paychecks from riot games.
flopping are all right products loop
Oh, gee, willikers.
wave
let's get orb, yeah that middle hill was disgusting
I
Need no flash
How the fuck
three
three
three
three
three
of
the
life
of
I'm sort of like 5v5 without anybody getting picked, but I hate it.
I'm so sick of these opposition I lane against getting these wins, it's so bullshit.
Oh
If you would have taken leave on top or try it a billion dollars
Hey, uh, give Farron.
So I'm just gonna take the first boss to get to the bottom of the arena and get to the bottom of the arena.
This is the final boss.
I'm gonna take the first boss now.
I'm gonna take the first boss now, and get to the bottom of the arena.
Another game, enemy Jemmaid, Exodia. Holy fuck.
18-0 and 15-3.
Fucking god.
last game enemy jungle was 14 515 enemy mid was 12 511 bro I genuinely
We don't have a clue what to do.
My oh my.
That's it.
So I'm seeing their duo queue.
This game quality is pretty terrible, and I wonder if it's not just duo queue gap every
every game. Very well could be.
Not too low.
My name was the game too low. Oh for sure bro. Imagine if we didn't die 14 times mid lane.
I'm not sure up to a certain point what else I can do with like making enemy bot useless.
every single game like these guys that weren't completely useless, but for some reason
We can't just play modest in mid and jungle. We just can't do it
I'm not talking about not in like if smaller instead of being 0 and 14 was 0 and 6
Okay, there's something to work with
You
Now reporting him for rank relation, he should be reported.
I think you're right, actually.
Team sabotage is pretty fair.
You
Please find your all accounts in crime. Oh, it'll take ever
But again, I've been saying that for like 12 straight days
I don't know, bro, is this really not gonna get fixed, like...
I don't, I think the LP gates or whatever, I think the game quality is dog shit.
I think if I didn't let it decay, if I just let it decay, I wouldn't feel as bad to play
on.
I'll start with warning high such low P based on performance and not when lost.
I mean obviously that would be better if it was mastered.
Like if it was refined but maybe too hard to abuse.
Ideally, what I would love to happen is if it was a hard reset, if everybody just got
a reset, that's not going to happen, like Master of Zero LP and LP gains were fixed to plus
That's 18 minus 18.
Every recent, I just have to do masters plus.
Well, actually I don't know.
I don't know how the other rake starts to be honest.
Korean all-starters tomorrow at 7am.
Do you believe in Ghost Tyler?
Nope.
The brains are absolutely oak, broken, big, uh, crazy, and not everybody knows how nuts a human brain is.
That's what I think.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
I think what is like limiting modern stuff is human experiments.
It's unethical to experiment on humans.
I swear, oh, they probably have done it, or they have done it, but I mean, like, if humans
could be experimented on, I think we'd have some of the craziest shit, the craziest shit,
no crazy shit about ourselves.
I'm not saying it, experiment, I'm just saying.
That's what we're talking about with the tech net we have nowadays though
What do you suggest I'm not suggesting anything I'm just saying
Okay, let's say this let's say that you test a
I was pissing me off.
Tough talking why?
Am I wrong?
I'm not saying to do it, I'm just saying if it were ethical.
Anyway, about ghosts, I think the human brain is broken.
Sometimes in some situations, the pity on what you got on or the pity on what your mind
thinks, I would 100% think people see things, but it's not, it's not an actual real thing.
is what the brain is telling them is there.
I think it's delusion.
I think the Earth's aura has a factor.
I think there's some like like my magnetic fields are fucking I think the earth is crazy
I think the earth we don't know every like enough about to be honest
That actual jokes
I can't burn anywhere.
Got to open that genuine, like, cleanse or ghost, so I actually didn't check.
Or just, like, instinctively flash.
Every dimension could be ghosts is what people think, too.
I have to educate myself on this new dimension of shit first.
Don't waste your time, isn't that interesting? Don't like Etsy's different shit. Don't like
Cats or Dogs season shit. Nice top lanes today, bro. Every fucking game.
I'm gonna admit that dogs and cats see ghosts, yes.
Two dogs, bottom right?
I
Did dog bottom right
I wonder if I have the all-american halftime show yesterday, it was really cool sticking
it to the literal agenda with you.
Thanks for giving me the past two, but I am still going to save the old fashioned way.
God bless America.
U.S.A.
How's that there, the whole American show bro, yeah it was.
Now we're getting shit on this, I don't think we can ever do anything at any point during
this game with this Recon Pick, unfortunately.
Maybe if they didn't go Zyra, they were constantly betcha.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Well here's what I'll say
Enemy bot lane have sprinted in with last two games that I've lost
So maybe if we sprinted this game we'll win, I don't know
I don't know... is that Hope?
He's not a hero.
I know he has the same idea.
Some say the world was made in zombies.
My supports last couple games actually haven't been bad.
I just want kind of such to lose.
I need to think about this.
We will do it.
We will do it, we will do it.
Not very playable.
I'm starting every single stream, like 1 in 4, 1 in 5, and that is because my LP gains are so bad, that's starting to minus 100 LP.
So even if I were to win those games back, I'm still down 60 LP. This is a shitty cycle.
The game quality is horrible. Every single game.
Oh
Oh my god.
Flash in the Soraka.
I don't have a 1k down even.
He also last hit the Zyra kill?
Oh he also got the Zyra kill.
Yo!
That is what his role is.
Dude, I see like if I was 3-0 on the day because those first two games and I lost this one,
Okay, expected
This is boring.
Honestly, she didn't even have to do that. That's actually disgusting. She max-range
planted me with the Rylai's slow, so I couldn't dodge Jhin with Rylai's lasted so long I was
I'm gonna get hit by every single ult.
He's buffed.
I was guaranteed dead third.
Full AP Rekhan.
Let's go baby.
I'm going to try top again, oh no, it's shit!
I'll carry, I guess.
go to jungle please pt where you gorilla belong wait wait a minute what's that about bro
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god, this.
I'm not that bad, man.
I think I'm going to be out of here, but it's kind of a given, and thank you.
I finally got my quest, holy shit.
Where's my fucking r-
What is this fucking Rekhant doing?
This guy refusing to play the game!
upset him with the Gin's 7-0 he gave up on you? Fuck this guy.
They need gold, I guess it's a winnable. Gin's all their gold, actually best bet.
Why kill this guy?
Are you scared?
I'll come up! I'll come up!
now this game I don't know how many gold eyes have been shit
I believe
I'm so annoyed.
How'd it go? This gindam you smacking me for 1k by the way.
Holy fuck.
see him shit thotter saw a big fucking like rat i mean a mouse a rat
Very spicy on the Vayne, why is there a Con trying to 1v1 aatrox?
Whoa, nothing.
Land.
I've got a winz that in the in the Lord too really is
This is a raton in the lore.
This is food to be.
I like birds.
I like birds.
I like cruddles.
Sorry.
I like birds.
That's hot, buds.
Nice, I can really be toppling here from here.
That big bounces.
Not unfortunately got the second 1k go bounty on Jin.
play better someone to sweep too much words yes I said that last game too it
feels like nothing is getting swept
I think we lost.
Alright, this is like a bad game. Nice to not play bot lane, but we have nothing to do.
Syro.
I mean, he just didn't provide anything bot lane at any point, I think that's just kind
of what Rakan does, he's a reactionary champ, but then when he had situations to, he actually
fucking it all up, so it sucks.
This is what I was curious about.
I don't think Jarvan was playing that game.
I wonder if he was in autofill.
He's not thinking he built properly either.
He plays jungle.
40% win rate on Jarvan.
All right, there's the daily one and three start down 70 LP.
It's okay guys.
I can now win five games in a row and I'd still be lower than what I started today out as.
So it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I
Key new account bro
I can fix it
If I win like 50 games in a row, I'm going to be able to win 50 games in a row, and I'm
going to be able to win 50 games in a row.
For Google yeah, bro
Yeah, man
My god, they going for my nivia one trick
It's going to be a support adage.
Give me Mecca.
I
Oh yes hard
All right, we carry.
Y'all fuck with bad buddy performance?
I hated it.
I hated, I also hated Kendrick's, I don't know.
What was the one before that?
I think it was like Beyonce or Rihanna,
and I hated that too.
I think the one before that, which everyone they had like.
I can't remember.
No, Rihanna's was lazy, she was too pregnant.
The big bitch, she was too pregnant.
I
Was eminem 52 that one that one was the good
Let's go.
Oh, it's fucking Nidia support. It's gonna be so shibble.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
They're like, sure, I don't remember his.
Oh!
I hit the real target.
I think it just rebeated into hitting a fake target.
Good looks!
Oh fuck!
You're right, you're right, you're right!
That's why I do this guy.
Really?
She
Explained no, can just play right change the snowball the anti-spawn
Have a cold and fought
Oh
Okay, we're here are actually it's really good
What a fucking treat.
a treat bro
Fuck off with that research
I have nothing to base form.
I'm gonna...
I hope you jungle, please.
or
good morning
ah
grasshopper
zombie
zombie
zombie
zombie
I'm all good it's all good you fucking idiot it's all good I'm ass I think I
know what I'm talking about if I say it's all good it's all good
of
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ohhhh.
Oh.
I really died there.
Sereth, are you cute?
I'm not sure what he's doing.
Stole the dragon this came in this crit three times in a row. Holy fuck and then died dude. I swear to God
There were it's where I thought this is so cursed
It's everything is so cursed I don't know it's a couch. Holy fuck
Stop, no FD7.
I started like 2 weeks ago exactly. Everybody started living with 180 feet.
Lobby's turned to fat shit.
Even if we had a pole spotlight, right?
Even if we were winning bot, and there are a 0 and 6, look at everybody else.
Every game, I don't understand.
How is this just- How is this happening? Every single game.
I don't get it!
I don't understand!
I
Gotta be doing something
I don't know how we don't hit the wave barred!
Okay, or we hit it and make sure it's frozen.
What the fuck are we doing?
the
of
the
and outskill the castan
Please. Please, stop dying.
Okay, can you at least FF these guys?
Guys, can you at least FF?
Come on, what are we doing?
You know what I think?
I think they need to hide FF though, but still let you FF.
People don't like hitting yes when it's 3, like, yo.
Nice, this guy fucking lives.
Why is Zerath ulting when they're ulting?
What is HAPPENING?!
What is going on bro?
I just think kill works its way there's no way there's no way what is this
FUCK THE LOSERS KILL
Oh
Gangs are
We say they put sure my back on it's so boring though
So yes, please, yes, bro, are you
I need a slave
I need the fuck on, yeah, winnable
winnable, winnable
Okay, gold
And I will have to save you.
guys let's say this goes 55 minutes win I'm only getting plus 17 okay
Hey
Okay, no here's what guys
Right into the creeps, Raven's range by 50. Yeah bro, if we got 50 more range, we're
winning the game.
Oh, it's Axios to Unlucky. It's the same fucking jungler from last game.
800, that's not too bad.
Okay, I'm going to cue mid.
Maybe we can play some ChoGath mid.
Let's turn your mode back on.
New account driven only challenge. Yeah, bro. I'd make it I'd make it one day and I'd for sure
Maybe hide Q maybe you might be right
My guys have two and all stars actually
In 11 hours actually to draw matchups actually I can while we're doing that I can wheel spin the matchups
Let's go, Zengi, Irel, Ind, Shul, Thal, Marin,
Summits, portal.
All right.
Get these matchups, drew them, draw them.
Let me open a notepad.
I don't forget.
Here we go.
It's Summit the League player, you idiot.
First match of the day, spin!
I wonder if this is going to play Yasuo, because we had a Yasuo one trick on EU not even play
Yasuo.
We'll see.
That's right on a matchup, Dolver's Pseudon.
Oh
Versus
The former world's star hey Martin matchup to
Wanna see Fiora, I doubt they pick it Loki
I don't know, see one of these dangers at 7-1-G?
It's not fucking 7-1-G, man, I told you.
Versus 7.
He played it at LCS.
Oh wait, then the last matchup is Irel king.
Really a king against Shepu.
Alright, these are the matchups for all stars tomorrow.
First game, Paul Verzing, Nix, Bramern, Loki, or Summit, King Shepu, it's going to be the
same.
It's going to be the same exact format.
we're doing this time is no demolish because we want to see
intranamere, because we want to see Korean meta.
Should be a lot of fun.
It's tomorrow at 7am.
I didn't do my rooms.
Oh, I did do him nice.
We have translators, we have an empty casting.
$10,000 prize pool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. I shouldn't even know it's me.
I thought I fit. Dude, like, as though I think Surma just doesn't do anything. Because I hit champ select until the very end.
I'm full streamer mode they still know it's me like it doesn't do anything
Let's try to get this guy level one sorry
If you're gonna flash me to the top, okay.
How to window.
Bitch to do it though.
Yikes
I was hoping I could sound to the freak you
That's got to be XP.
I think it's too much, I think it's just too much, any auto is off, I don't know if it's
I'll wait for it.
Yeah, I'll go Q.
Ah, I could go Silence though.
I'm gonna go Silence into E.
That sounds sexy.
T1, you so fine.
You don't look a day over.
25. I don't want to say 29, it's close to 30.
He has been slain.
Double kill!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna kill somebody!
An enemy has been slain.
I belong here.
I belong here.
I belong here.
Fuck off.
I ain't hear no bell.
Ah, you fucking shit, no.
God damn it.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Why ping's more than you do?
I do enraged that as a lousy, I don't think. Yeah, we lost.
By the way, we fucking completely lost.
What do you want me to do, man?
What do you want me to do?
Tell me, bro.
What do you want me to do?
Shut your fucking mouth, Amumu!
Oh, I don't even think I should.
I have no mana, so I'll just bring you out of your fucking mind.
That is a 504 HP crit on my level up.
You have got to be kidding me.
What the fuck?
is that the worst they might have to worry about fucking
Shaco.
Play more aggressive.
Choke the first gank, you have to play true, actually true.
oh come on there's no way it's in rage fuck my life bro
Oh, you've made sure to rush boots?
Blood.
I shoulda ult the wave. I think I need to get more stacks first.
We'll play with a little HP.
I can't walk up there it is what is
Your team has destroyed a turret.
I think Mertreds will help a lot. I don't really want to shield passive, but...
What's up, Nuclear?
I was losing my mind. How am I losing my mind? I'm piss-chilling in chat, though.
So, literally.
by the worst character in the game is possible to hit stack and base no need
the force thanks Patrick right Patrick
yeah I said a little merchant transfer panty I'm stunned but what if I just don't
match panty I'm
I
Just pissing me off
Oh
They allow we just run you're playing allow we just run you're playing allow we just run
75 big dog
I'm not here to help.
I
Use
a
Skill shot, bro
Are you bad bro, you can't a still shot, bro
I can't stick them down anywhere.
Is this a choice?
Hey, what are you doing with that, yeah, finish, finish, finish, I, I, I want it.
Cool, guys, it's cool, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it,
You can tie it up play a lot. We stop and learn. Oh, yeah, right
The hextech fell over walls or am I still gonna dump us with a fucker alive, bro
that's all boxed up. I don't think we should
That's it.
Oh, can't be on re-app.
Can't be on?
Can't be on?
on me came up that's all me say true that's all me all me for real
We are sentient, come slay them down!
Oh, buddy! Whip the pilot ones ass for 26 minutes straight!
Ah, fuckers!
Lalloy looks so good when he isn't playing her.
371, bro.
Rage, maybe more than half of Twitch comments nowadays.
nowadays. Like people just genuinely want to see other people mad in life. Startling.
I'm setting. Like, bro, behind the screen there's another human being that has feelings,
That has thoughts.
That has some like...
Virtual character.
Perfume.
I don't know why, poor, poor, not like somebody poor in a video game, just buddy, I don't know.
give the game
Nice.
Nice.
Can we wrap this up, please?
Wait a minute.
Wait one minute.
Wait one second.
Hold up.
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Fuck it, baby!
Uh oh. Oh. Oh shit. Okay.
That a soul
The enemies in the other toilets respawned.
That guy does not give me that kill by the way if I'm playing a loud no way no way he
No, I've never seen that happen.
I've never seen that happen in my life, by the way.
I've got a thousand billion of allowing games.
Alright, hold on, I'll be back.
Above 900.
Dude.
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
My name is T, and I'm about to express my ways with C.
Just kidding, I don't have that, but I really like my purple hat.
If you want to know what I'm really like, then you can do it in the way of my dark side.
You want to make me a dark side? Come on, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark side.
You have two kitchens?
Huh, look at the little bar down here, a bar upstairs and a bar up upstairs, huh?
Not kitchen, so.
The rider, guys, I'm only streaming for like another hour today.
We have, uh, all sorts of the morning and I had a late start today.
Oh my God.
Punishing us because you were late.
I stream earlier.
I'm not tired.
I don't have obligations.
So it's about your job. If you're my employee, I'd fire you. No, you want it. What?
Bro, I strip you like 25 days straight. What are you saying?
I'm going to click on the top of the screen and say all I need is 4.5 CS a minute, 5.4
CS a minute.
Is that how you get carried?
Oh, other types of change?
Yeah, though I do remember that.
Yeah, and it's 5.4, yeah.
No, I wouldn't doubt allowing it out.
Wouldn't doubt allowing it out, what can we say?
Somebody that's uh, just coasting to the stream with that 40% allowee, huh?
You guys just know me so well.
Fuck!
I was kind of hoping it was wreckside jump hole.
I went with that, we should really talk this about it.
It is my burden to carry and I am lost.
This is my privilege to show you the truth.
I should have actually slumped.
It's kinda hard though.
I was hoping to echo Jungle, Vlad mid, XI top.
That's a fucking prayer, actually.
even if i die i die millions has fallen we kill this guy
all in don't fuck me over you're an idiot yes bro all yes all in t1 allowing it to
blad a year and idiot I don't care you deserve to lose
I would say T would allow me because of my account's flat
I couldn't win an auto, that was a weird flash from him.
What an uh, crap that way.
Sir?
Sir?
I am going to walk home.
Notice, my grave skipped the camp and people waged.
I'm not sure if I would actually been trying to CS.
That lost a shit.
Actually, I think if I didn't...
Like, if I... if he didn't die there...
And he got that entire wave, CS, uncontested, but it was fucking over.
Fuck.
There is joy in who I'm fighting.
That's basically terrible, huh?
I don't know who it is, I have to turn the volume.
I know my- I'm not that high, so it can't be anybody.
That is such a bullshit, man.
I actually hate this so much.
Waterview at 330 please, thank you.
I'm kinda beggin' it out.
They run?
Move!
Somebody's walking that bush?
Somebody's walking that fucking bush?
the
if
the ocean is called
Ego me boy
level up
Looks like a rain training here
I'm not gonna die.
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Yeah.
My life has been slain.
My life has been slain.
My life has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
I think it's later, it's trying to int it. I don't know why.
I'm happy you're heavy lurker, what's up, bro?
I'm sure you love your kind here.
I kinda hope in situations like that, that your team is getting off of it.
Better play top side, because I mean top, support, and jungle, but it looks like
bot's not killing bot and we're not doing dragon. It's just like,
actually low elo in a shoot, unfortunately.
Some low elo in a shoot.
I'm gonna play for the demolish proc, but nah.
Glad all this help, brother.
And you're getting the last hits, and I'm still just better.
Look at this fucking pussy!
Like on my dick!
All this help topside!
And you're still getting your fucking shit popped.
Like quit the game!
You're so shit, man.
Just quit.
and
it's not person
Wait for our jungles.
Wait for our jungles.
If I do, I destroy it. If I want something, I feed it.
Please, Rek'Sai, pop lane. Rek'Sai, please.
Rek'Sai, can you please recall and come straight pop lane?
Not a let's-can you come pop lane as well, please?
Thank you, Rek'Sai.
Rek'Sai, thank you.
Thank you, Rek'Sai.
You're the best, Rek'Sai.
Oh, not on some stock, too. Thanks, guys. Thanks, not on some Rek'Sai.
You really got me into this mess-up. This is a rough mess-up from out of here.
I can't even fix me with three fucking losers
I'll let you go
I
Know what the fuck is going on
I mean I did what I could we got I could have played it way safer obviously
that moose
actually. I think Nautilus running top was annoying, because we had lead bot lane. He's
Bro, the second time I've died in my W animation and didn't get a kill.
Oh my god man, this champion is so shit!
Cast times on every single ability!
Small hitboxes, immobile, no resistances!
14 has destroyed a turret.
Fuck you Riot!
They will learn or they will die.
Yeah, what up with a lousy ulti?
She got 20% damage reduction.
Oh my god!
A small slow maybe!
20% AoE slow!
Oh!
Fortunately Vlad's too strong.
54% win rate and Iron needs nurse, we love low elo.
I'm going to go for the solo kill.
Shit, you suck!
Waiting for jungle!
Let's botch here.
I don't steal, I don't steal, and I don't steal.
Say about Flash, W, E, R, but he uh, flashes.
Flash, Flash, Flash, Flash.
I'm late on that pool, might be to watch the bot at 22, please.
I got 3 minutes, 330, and 22, washcloth.
pretty close, not sure if I had any kind of bolt at all
I'd have had him.
So much shogun anymore, I'll just work on building.
I think I was crying.
Shogun first sword full MR this game.
for the cause.
Well, we don't do damage anywhere.
Nobody knew the vote.
People aren't saying yes because it's 3-0, and they don't want to be the one to lose the game.
Like, that's definitely the game.
Why do we need to see the Swinger vote?
Haven't pop up, be like, a Swinger has started, but we don't see the blue or red.
Just vote yes or no.
I don't want to be the one to fucking lose the game, like there's some games where I
I start in an FF boat and I don't really mean, or what's FF.
What can I say, one point this top jungle, they'll leave masters for sure.
This is a brand only day, did you lie?
Yes bro!
We played brand bot every single game and my top enemy jungle mid were gigafit every
game.
Q mid, but I Q mid and I get top. I don't know what the fuck do you want from me man?
Imagine this Rek'Sai and Vladimir are duo Q. Let's take a look. I think again, I think that's pretty bad. I think duo Q kills the game, but let's see. Maybe I'm wrong. I think it's pretty easy to tell that they were, I think.
Oh, mid, I'm queuing mid, hold on, let's watch the one.
Welcome to Summer's Rift
Yeah, I mean this wreck site in the Vladimir we're doing to that explains the camp I did I think do you kills the game?
That's so cool
And he's through a duo, but let's try that's garbage
Oh, this is so dude give me some lolly
pop. Dude, that is hitting his cape. Bro, that is going through his... Why does it allow
Now we need to be DEAD CINNER on their champion portal portrait.
I don't understand.
Why is this a thing?
Yeah, I mean this is bullshit, bro.
Oh my god, I got fucking toppling again!
Did my Jilll die?
How'd this guy die?
I'm not sure how to get to this.
I'm going to lock in, I guess.
And then 22.
I'm just going to put them.
You know what I was watching at 22?
When I say to watch here, I don't remember her.
I'm gonna play it.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, give me that hit. Give me that hit. You fucking freaks.
Late-ass pool. Late-ass pool. Late-ass pool.
This game is dog shit. A lot of us bugged this fuck.
Like eight complaints that game remove do okay you fucking freaks trash for the game
My be our last game it's not we have one more after this
I hate your guts, but that low key hit. Okay. Thank you
Can we hit masters today guys
I
Just see wants to play I have fucking 20 minutes of work left but sorry
Put on your chat you little freak
No they did not. Hell no. I see I had 20 minutes of work left bro. What the fuck?
Hell no they did it.
Thank you. Yeah
It was him. Oh, it was T1 play variety. Why was he one man standing bro?
I
Don't know
That's it a bro. I'm down to play that fucking game. I am I told you I'm gonna play that game
I just you gotta catch me at a good time, bro. I'm busy
I'm kind of just wake up and play video games all day. I was gonna grow up
All right, this guy's flash ghost. I have double combat sums
Minus two, one, nope.
Okay, that guy has a phone plating.
That guy has a phone plating.
Gonna be the Olaf classic.
Gonna be the Olaf classic.
We'll call bye.
Maybe we can get a bit cheeky with Barrier here.
Maybe we can get a bit cheeky with the barrier here.
We're getting a little cheeky No, Jarvan just come top, bro!
God, Envy is red!
Bro, they're so retarded.
He should die.
Does he get it stolen? Let's see.
Obviously, because he's terrible.
I had a free kill top lane.
Oh the funny part is I get ganked first here.
Yeah I'm such a f***ing guy, I hate f***ing game.
What's up? I hate these people. So for instance, my pet peeve with this is if this Darius had my account name
He would fucking run pop lane. If this Darius was me, he would spring pop. Fuck this guy. Fuck this game
Fuckin loser. I
Have the wave frozen right here Darius one third HP
He'd rather try and invade a 50-50 smite on Zac. I
I mean, this is gonna get bloody, I'm telling you, this is gonna get real bloody.
There's gonna be a bit of death in the top lane, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not saying about logic, like logically that is the play.
I had a whole ray on me to start a stream, but this is literally the play-
I think-
If these guys took fucking emotion out of this game and just thought about it logically and not fucking retarded before the first fucking death-
Oh my god, League is fucking bliss.
So bliss.
So bliss.
Can't win, bro.
Can't think.
It's hard
We got to prove we're the better jungler instead of taking the free kill and take one of his camps
We got a risk that 50 50 smite
That way he knows I'm better than him
Shit's garbage
I was away loser.
Show em bro.
Get on the paint tray.
Woo woo.
Get on the paint tree!
An enemy has been slain.
Shut up, Sean.
Piece of shit.
Why is a fucking river here?
That's how I do it.
a lot of damage
better fucking right click top lane after that bud
Well, that's fine, I think that dying produces some action fire.
I think that looks rough, but I think I should have ulted and got his ghost and ran away.
Did you lag? What the fuck? That was a bad play.
I'm only top, and I'm getting dead, I'm not getting it, that's a problem.
I'm telling you, it's a different game!
fucking freak us when it comes top there it is reduced
Yes, Clayton is wealthy.
That's how my role is, this guy's playing like a bastard.
This guy's just trying to prove he's better than Zach and the Tartar player.
What's up Ryder?
Beatdown City!
Population?
There's a push.
Tell you what though?
Let me get...
Two core items.
Oh, go, go, go, go, out of here!
He can't possibly expect this.
Flash for you too, bro!
Good for you guys!
Good for you guys keeping all your flashes for safety!
Good shit, guys.
the flash collector yeah take his crud bro show me who's the better jungle show
Who's a better shuttle, baby?
Play to kill him maybe
Nice to see your kids. Let me come help you then
They come help you find them
I
Made his Raptors or oh great come on red
I just want to look mad. You not see that we stole his red buff?
Oh my. Guys, what about this Darius? Count me!
I'm curious to, uh, cherish with the bounty?
Okay, and this is like, not even like, uh, this is like a statistical thing.
If they're going to play to win, wouldn't you play for the Darius Bounty?
Not for me, but for yourself.
If you're playing to win.
Obviously.
No mobility.
Hope we got a...
We need those crugs, camp.
We need those crugs.
Fucking swats.
We got a...
Use the...
That crud camp!
Use those crugs!
Fucking quats!
Your team has destroyed a turret and now it has been slain.
Off me.
Same.
Like I said, I'm tilted from Jarvan, I'm done, same, same, actually same.
I just want to sleep
Look out for it
Ah, this guy's not gonna trade me
Oh, man. Where am I?
Yes, I got it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'll carry.
FCS, fine.
He did put a couple points in W for Cope, but yeah, no.
Take his Krugs!
Oh, you're taking his Rand again.
You're so good at jungle, Jarvan! You're so good at jungle!
But you got the smite, let's go baby! You're so good at jungle!
And our line has been slain.
I
Don't
still worth the season why I love it
Oh my god this Nier is just so fed.
Yeah dog pile on him yep yep dog pile on him
I heard game you have to try to win you're supposed to take the xcams to the
It's true, true, she's right, the guy's fuckin' looty!
If my teammates are seeing it too,
that's gonna be all he's trying to do,
they can do some weirdo.
Ah, ax.
I didn't see what happened earlier.
Where am I?
Here I go fang when I can.
Actually, it doesn't matter if you...
I'm not sure if I can get a kill.
Bro, kite, gits!
Mid lane, please.
It should have trashed, bro.
Could you mid-bots?
That bill is actually decent.
which are my
God this has got to be J love it's fucking shitty ass J love
I was a major and it's J love he made change you know who J love that guys retired it with the fuck
He permanently invades every single game
I don't know why he name swapped.
So we're all losing 100 up here that's like, okay, well today is a bit of a difference.
Like I've actually, today I haven't been necessarily trying since the beginning, but I was trying
to be getting, don't get it twisted.
I, the first three games, I was, four games, I was sweating my ass off with one and three.
It's not going to get fixed, it's intentional.
That's way too late now.
What actually would be crazy if I stopped the LP gate, which I bet it's what everybody
else is probably doing who are getting plus 17 minus 23, they're probably to stop playing
and are only playing decay games, which I think is, I'm an avid decay game hater, but
I think that's legitimately the play. Or what would have been the play? It's too late
now but and I don't do that anyway but I think that that was legitimately it.
The K game you're at this elo you only got to play one game a day you can bank
up to 14 so you can play 14 games in one day and not have to play for two weeks.
If you don't play in that amount of time you lose like 250 LP a day, finally we get mid lane, holy shit.
I'm going to find my biocap sub to you. Thank you, Willie.
It's a little new account. It would be like...
Where's that to play 10 normal games because right added that thing we need 10 normal wins
First of all, I'm still going Joe gathbro. I don't give a shit
When the broken cover went back through, actually, I said I would go Sean hide somebody.
We're back.
We're against.
You
The last bit me glad so my god
But you change Chugaskin, but not Brand.
Zombie Brand does more damage.
You can't change off Zombie Brand, you're trolling.
I
Let's get this
Love me brand sucks you suck pump pumper you pussy show a picture of yourself IRL pussy boy little bitch
I
Glee fucking freak I'm a check your profile. You have one follower, bro. Get your cloud up. Stop trying to be funny in a twitch chat
Get your red up boy. It's boy
poor poor poor
Hey, let's stop using poor
The white I don't like poor. I'm gonna just sounds funny
Oh, I forgot about that bit, actually, you're right.
good but good but
I
Wrong bro, that's yes and too well
I'm going to run down river for karma.
This is the Rexai Vlad from before, I'mma whip these guys fucking asses for me.
Can't leave my house, fuck!
There's no playtime.
Oh, the Rexai Steel is blue.
We're trying to run, start, start.
Get ready for eight ganks, woohoo!
I
Triple-dice this this loser shit
And there's my
These guys don't even fucking move, man.
And then I got my silenced off.
That's the worst.
That was big to kill. I mean, his game's over. I don't know if that helps, but...
I bet if you watched the Vod, Galeo did not have to spam King Silas as much as I just did.
I promise you that.
This guy is such a loser.
Look at this guy.
And with Karma just sitting in the bush, afk waiting as well.
They're just stacked in.
I'm gonna be able to kill them if they're sitting here like this.
right side
Oh, who are our two of us in these games?
Oh, this guy didn't recall. He ran to dive bot lane. Oh, my fucking god.
This is annoying.
Oh shit.
We are
the
brother
the book of almost thought that whole shit
get out of annoying
same Vladimir I beat bro and you're getting bodied
Did he lose the game? Yeah, but I still killed him on a lowey three times while getting spam
king. Levels through this, bro. Levels.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Levels.
An enemy has been slain.
Levels. Do you hear me?
I'm gonna kill you.
God, I wanna beat these guys so bad. I'm gonna add them. If I do, I'm gonna add them.
I'm gonna add them and verbally assault them. I'm gonna assault the fuck out of them.
Just fucking kill me.
PLEASE!
So cute guys, so cute!
I'm 30 year old 2 another 3 year old more life big T. Hey
not a question to be sure that with that one.
Well it's good it has been destroyed.
Oh.
Hey there, the lane is losing.
But I got this.
More fun, lose, try hard, lose.
Teating shit on every game doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Nothing fucking matters, man.
I know you want to do it riot get your laughs out take me back to diamond
Oh, go take me. Oh fucking care anymore. Take me
An enemy is legendary in.
Why would she not have flashed? Why?
I thought she just ran up to the left.
She's trying to sub the chain rotation. Maybe you're right, bro.
Maybe the champion's problem. Maybe another champion could have survived.
Probably 8-9 ganks while still killing the laner.
You're probably right, bro.
Alright, on it.
Suck my dick, these are f's.
I'm getting fucking a fanboyed by this Rek'Sai in every single game I play, like dude, I
can't even slay you.
Like, so, what is it, you, there has to be some risk and aversion, or the fuck it's called
in situations like this, to come back in the game and I literally can't do it because every
single time he's going to be there, is he's just following me around.
My teammates can't do anything off that, so it's just like he just does that every single
game. And I just lose.
And I teammate to nothing.
I mean, I figured that, that I was being honest with you that you're here, but, it was outside
I couldn't kill Galio there anyway
Oh
My game suck
Fucking say these games suck
How is it every game 90% of games last two weeks suck dick. I don't get it
How's everybody's get shit on it. I'm camped every game
I'm in. The games are the exact same even when I'm in streamer mode. What are you saying?
That's a fucking issue. It shouldn't be.
61? Like...
Oh!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what a fucking cheat day.
Who the fuck on our team was doing Q?
How am I playing its duos every fucking game?
I mean, I guess it's not too bad.
I guess it's like, I just think it's a lot worse.
So my last 60 games, I'm 29 and 30.
We're winning half of them, but when, how long, how long it is, it's five days.
Irma, I'm down at 300 LP, wait, I'm 29 and 30, and I'm down to 300 LP.
That's a losing streak I mean even I mean this okay I guess it feels a lot worse than statistically it is
because I'm only down not it literally feels like I've been losing it every like negative five
Every single day for the last month, but I guess I'm only not native nine in the last
What 11 days 12 days
But I'm down 500 LP only being down nine losses
That's my last game reminder.
We have T1 All Stars bright and early in the morning.
That'll be at 7am.
It's fine, bro.
I'll run it back.
I'll just run it back.
I'll just fucking try hard this week or something.
That's what I'll do.
So the subs, it is the folks.
We'll be on Twitter by mid-stay.
Hey, it's got to be at this beach, brother.
Fuckers!
With that being said, I'll see you dickhead fuckers.