Streamer Profile Picture

loltyler1

GIVES UP CANTS DO ... for you ... IMPOSSIBLE COMPLETE NOT TRY .... for yous .. BUT ME ??? AHHAH LAUGH OBSTACLE FORWARD ME ! STOM STOMP SPLAT

02-09-2026 · 5h 33m

⚠️ VOD is unavailable.

loltyler1 VODs on twitch

Broadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.


[00:00:00] you
[00:01:00] you
[00:02:00] You
[00:03:00] Well, well, well, we do is are be back at a but yet hunkie in
[00:03:25] Sub Sub! Sub Sub! We're back! Ladies and gents, on this beautiful Monday afternoon.
[00:03:32] Late afternoon guys. Latest stream start time in a hot minute.
[00:03:40] Yeah, it's 75 degrees here. I had to ask myself a question.
[00:03:46] Do I want to spend the time eating lunch with the girls, going to the park,
[00:03:52] Standing by the water throwing sand and rocking the waters spending time outside or doing a queue up and get plus 17 minus 23
[00:04:01] Hmm
[00:04:04] So I called it and I took a four-hour little
[00:04:08] Half a sick day. What do you want? I don't know what do you want me to do?
[00:04:14] You will research treatment 10 a.m. Today, but it's 75 degrees outside kill your killer keep
[00:04:20] Killing and fire making anyway, so that's that
[00:04:26] Yesterday not too bad watching Super Bowl that shit was trash as I expected it to be why I didn't bother in it
[00:04:31] I didn't bother with it at all. Oh, blah blah. She said I held my head my
[00:04:37] Health follow-up case you missed it. I've been good talking about my my face is always numb blah blah blah long story short blah blah
[00:04:45] Everything I went to the ENT today
[00:04:47] Yeah, he prescribed me, um, nasal spray.
[00:04:55] So apparently nasal spray is going to fix all 30 of my issues, apparently.
[00:04:59] It's a waste of fucking time.
[00:05:01] These doctors are a waste of fucking time.
[00:05:02] I don't know.
[00:05:03] I don't know.
[00:05:04] I don't know.
[00:05:05] I don't know.
[00:05:06] I have so much shit wrong and this guy's just like nasal spray and a nice spray.
[00:05:11] That'll help.
[00:05:12] Now they shoved a camera up my nose into my throat.
[00:05:18] They numb my nose and throat first.
[00:05:20] I just weren't a cough so bad. It wasn't that bad though.
[00:05:24] How much did you pay for doctor? I don't know how to insurance, but I had a copay, like $10.
[00:05:30] Also, he is referring me to a vocal therapist.
[00:05:36] A vocal therapist.
[00:05:38] I
[00:05:40] Explained what I did and he's like, oh your vocal cords are probably like bro once a day. I'm hock-to-wing
[00:05:47] Like a Lugi and has blood on it and it's been once a day for seven months
[00:05:52] Sweet nice nasal spray. Oh, I'm permanently dizzy. I get lightheaded when I breathe like exerting almost anything
[00:06:00] My jaw has been numb
[00:06:02] for eight months
[00:06:05] It's gone down to my to my neck
[00:06:07] up in here back on my head numb it's okay some nasal spray it's all right
[00:06:12] well let's get some nasal spray see a different doctor yeah that'll be another
[00:06:15] two month appointment let's go baby
[00:06:21] then I go back to my general position it's I don't know about healthcare I got
[00:06:26] a healthcare pissing me off bro healthcare is like my PTSD I swear to
[00:06:32] I'm sorry, Kayla, but ever since Kayla had her ectopic pregnancy, I get like unbelievably
[00:06:41] angry at any health care workers.
[00:06:44] I think they are incompetent.
[00:06:46] I think they see too many people in a day, so they're like, empathy, care, gene shuts
[00:06:52] down.
[00:06:53] They see, if you think about it from a logical standpoint, it kind of makes sense because
[00:06:58] How many, I bet the doctors and nurses see so much crazy shit
[00:07:03] and I bet they get treated like shit so much
[00:07:06] and imagine you're a doctor for like 20 years at least.
[00:07:09] And how much have we seen in 20?
[00:07:11] I don't think they can care up to a certain point.
[00:07:17] So I try and like, I'm like, oh, well,
[00:07:18] they're probably, they've probably seen a million people
[00:07:21] like this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[00:07:22] Oh, it's probably, this is why.
[00:07:23] And then they don't give a fuck.
[00:07:25] I don't care.
[00:07:26] I don't give a shit, bro.
[00:07:28] figure out the fuck is wrong so i get paid
[00:07:36] i don't care on them
[00:07:39] it doesn't give a fuck
[00:07:41] should be like that's not what it is here's what the actual issue is
[00:07:45] uh... actually i've been doing this for three weeks uh... this is what it is
[00:07:48] i'm not doing nasal spray
[00:07:50] that's kala
[00:07:53] i could not do that anyway so that was that
[00:07:57] Whatever, that pissed me off.
[00:07:59] Because on the way home, I Ubered there, and I Ubered back.
[00:08:02] Bro, this stupid son of a bitch Uber from the hospital lied.
[00:08:07] He said he picked me up.
[00:08:10] But he didn't call.
[00:08:11] He never showed up.
[00:08:13] I saw his car pass once to the driveway.
[00:08:15] He said he picked me up and he headed to my house.
[00:08:19] Then he parked before neighborhood
[00:08:22] and was going in circles.
[00:08:23] You fucking piece of shit.
[00:08:26] I wasn't canceling that. I'm not getting a mark on me. I'm not paying for the cancel. No, you fucking piece of shit
[00:08:32] So I'm on the phone bitching with the uber support. No, I'm not doing that, bro
[00:08:39] It was a $17 charge. I don't even care about the money
[00:08:43] Who's on $17 bro? Fuck that guy getting any money. I
[00:08:47] don't give a shit
[00:08:49] Some center arguing with Uber support over $17 that I don't want him to have and I only think Uber drivers get the full cut
[00:08:57] I wouldn't fire to be honest
[00:09:00] Fucking play with me
[00:09:04] Pussy giving drives to the drive-thru or down our driveway at Kayla waitin
[00:09:10] And she just like past our mailbox marked right complete and left
[00:09:15] Fucking disgusting piece of shit
[00:09:17] I'm talking about bro like dude you will play too much right piss me off
[00:09:24] wowed up now
[00:09:34] well I check his profile he's like 8,000 completed rides 4.6 stars
[00:09:41] I was actually heated about that one.
[00:09:50] Ivy's got a rash, Kayla's got a rash, and Sailor has a rash as well.
[00:10:05] Wonderful.
[00:10:06] 4.6 is bad. I think it was 4.96 sorry not 4.6. 4.96. Anyway, blah blah blah blah.
[00:10:18] Late start today. Probably got about five hours in me. We have, ladies and gentlemen,
[00:10:22] the time is upon us. It is T1 all stars and T minus 14 hours. 7 a.m. CST tomorrow.
[00:10:32] tomorrow. We're doing our first
[00:10:39] Korean All Stars. Got some nice
[00:10:42] talent here. We'll be drawing for
[00:10:44] brackets a little bit later in the
[00:10:46] day. We have Brian early day
[00:10:49] tomorrow lads. We have the tech
[00:10:52] hopefully situating. Hopefully
[00:11:00] Two each for this like a winter split
[00:11:10] Should be fun
[00:11:12] Casey mr. Solo Q wise
[00:11:15] I'm brand bought every single game. I'm back to brand
[00:11:19] BTB baby BTB BTB every single game. He's apparently it's me on the problem
[00:11:26] Nope, not my teammates. I stopped playing brand
[00:11:28] And I drop 400 LP. Apparently. Apparently. It's, no it's me apparently guys. Nope.
[00:11:36] Will there ever be female representation at one of your competitions?
[00:11:42] We'll look into it. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. That's a fair point.
[00:11:54] fair point right looking to it hey big T fuck up see your streaming brother what
[00:12:07] you think of the halftime show last night I thought it was horrible
[00:12:11] I understand a single fucking thing of it and I thought it was just talking to
[00:12:14] the mic that was terrible and again I did fall asleep after like halfway through
[00:12:21] the first quarter. That was a long day yesterday. I watched the girls all day. It was like
[00:12:28] 4 p.m., right? It started at 5. I was like, Kayla, I'm not going to make it. I was sleeping
[00:12:33] on the couch from like five to seven, five to seven, 30.
[00:12:41] Let's go.
[00:12:53] Well, people were coming here.
[00:12:55] Yo, what's up, here at Bad Buddy song couple of days.
[00:12:56] I don't listen to them.
[00:12:57] I don't know.
[00:12:58] Not a fan.
[00:12:59] What's up, Burntas?
[00:13:01] They like, I don't yet last year.
[00:13:02] I think I probably pick it we have to I don't last year's kindred
[00:13:06] Have to it was dog shit as well
[00:13:08] Kindred's was dog shit
[00:13:23] You say that kid rocked in is how do you think was I watching that's a little a little
[00:13:29] Whatever it was
[00:13:31] Kid Rock one that was they had that pulled up actually matter of fact
[00:13:43] The ads were trash I just rumble ads are like trying too hard to be funny nowadays. That's all like
[00:13:52] Market marketing anti-social anti-comedic fucking droids doing it so they suck I
[00:13:58] I don't know. I don't know. Did I sort of got everything nowadays is dog shit?
[00:14:03] I don't know. It's everything. Everything from healthcare to TV to fast food. I think it's all shit.
[00:14:09] I think this, I think the world is absolute garbage right now. Overall, I think it's terrible.
[00:14:15] It could be a USA thing, that is, yes, fair.
[00:14:45] Yes, it is, Floregg.
[00:14:53] Who's that? Is that gonna get better?
[00:14:55] Me, Kayla, we're talking like it's okay. Surely it's better for the girls.
[00:15:02] That's surely right. Give it ten years. Surely, right?
[00:15:15] of
[00:15:41] Thank you, you hater for that three bro. Let him know facts
[00:15:54] Let them know bro
[00:15:57] All the patriots were sad, and I think the sea ox are a pretty boring team to be honest
[00:16:04] I thought I and there wasn't like a big name factor on either team in my opinion, so it's like I
[00:16:09] I that's why I get I get a super well no thought I was not looking forward to it
[00:16:14] What I'd like the Broncos to win or something I wanted to be Broncos against the Bears
[00:16:32] Yo, what up T1 you watch that boring ass
[00:16:35] Some of it. Yeah. Also been playing TBC. Wow. Lots of fun
[00:16:40] You're gonna have a good time trying not to die. I won't die any idea when no f3 starts or a rough time friend
[00:16:48] Not a clue. I saw the
[00:16:51] Not a fucking clue
[00:16:56] I'm performing a former college. I think today it was boring. Well, I'll put this player think it was boring. Good the fuck
[00:17:00] One side of the ball literally couldn't like the paint one team literally couldn't do anything
[00:17:07] And the other team knew that which is all the play to win right so they did nothing in return
[00:17:14] And it doesn't know like flashy plays of no hot shop plays
[00:17:18] The Seahawks knew that the Patriots were a complete dog shit. They kicked their field goals and they played for defense
[00:17:23] That's all that's it. That's all that happened. It's boring as fuck
[00:17:30] I'm
[00:17:42] Welcome to some of those uh, I haven't done in a season it's like high school broccoli. I'm gonna do it next year
[00:17:54] No, she played bars like brah no ball
[00:18:00] How boys suck, yeah they do.
[00:18:12] Oh, here we go lads! First game of the week!
[00:18:16] Is that a Nami?
[00:18:17] I'm gonna, you get chill mood.
[00:18:19] So I don't give a fuck what happened.
[00:18:23] Or better, or for worse.
[00:18:26] For worse.
[00:18:30] Your team the Cowboys, I don't care, I don't care, the Cowboys have sucked for 30 years,
[00:18:40] I don't have any problem with that bro, like you saying the Cowboys suck does not hurt
[00:18:50] my feelings, actually I feel bad for you for saying that, it's like wow you're still heckling
[00:18:57] cowboy's fans? Really? Fucking sociopath? For 30 years we haven't been anything and you're
[00:19:06] still talking shit.
[00:19:07] double whammy
[00:19:28] I'm down 2 CS, not too bad.
[00:19:53] We had a Nautilus only here, we didn't feel pressure at level 3, but we have a Nami,
[00:20:04] that's really good though, cause Nami's really good with Fran, so that's fine actually.
[00:20:13] That's fine.
[00:20:19] Double whammy!
[00:20:26] Double whammy!
[00:20:31] Oh, nex!
[00:20:35] What was it again?
[00:20:49] I got this
[00:20:55] yeah
[00:21:01] yeah
[00:21:04] Uh huh.
[00:21:12] Pink.
[00:21:14] Hey, mate, what's up?
[00:21:19] Just talking about, um, giga maxing uh, um, giga maxing, giga look maxing peak.
[00:21:27] Discoid form. Panic discoid maxing.
[00:21:31] I cool
[00:21:39] Who guys
[00:21:44] Kids say nowadays, right
[00:21:55] Come on
[00:22:00] usually worth 176 gold that is so stupid
[00:22:16] in. It's not worth it, obviously. Bro, that's so dumb!
[00:22:36] That's fine. That's something I think I'm getting used to. I can't believe that.
[00:22:46] I'm not hard just for playing.
[00:23:11] They drop should be in lane, this can't we?
[00:23:21] They can literally be in that bush he's here.
[00:23:25] Mars about to get to 6 as well.
[00:23:30] sorry we had to a diner for lunch
[00:23:36] I had the chicken fried steak covered in smothered in apple juice courtesy of savor.
[00:24:35] There's no world as far as ever dies. I thought he had flashed the whole time.
[00:24:46] Hey, we are winning and on the same team, can't we all just get along?
[00:24:57] Fuck up bitch.
[00:25:03] Damn!
[00:25:07] I could be outside right now with Sailor and I'm playing this for plus 17 possibly.
[00:25:11] Damn.
[00:25:12] 75 degrees outside.
[00:25:14] Oh, here we go.
[00:25:16] Why you always masters?
[00:25:18] Cause you're wrong.
[00:25:19] Oh, here we go.
[00:25:20] Answer.
[00:25:21] Oh, here we go.
[00:25:22] Start of playing it and I'm here in a bar.
[00:25:26] Nice.
[00:25:27] Nice.
[00:25:28] We are winning.
[00:25:29] No, we aren't.
[00:25:30] I go winning.
[00:25:31] No we aren't.
[00:25:36] Like a winner.
[00:25:43] Uh, Viego has 0kp so he feels less of a man.
[00:26:25] That was silly.
[00:26:32] That was a silly play.
[00:26:43] is
[00:27:30] Bucks is pissing me off
[00:27:45] Well as Varus at our oh
[00:28:00] Oh, me, I had that.
[00:28:13] I actually was piecing them both up there at the same time, it was a bit lit.
[00:28:26] Is this the real C9 thought Tiana?
[00:28:36] What's up, Bargain?
[00:28:56] That sucks for you, Grigdoch.
[00:29:17] That sucks for you, Grigdoch.
[00:29:25] You know I'm getting a little stop crying.
[00:29:34] Big soap.
[00:29:37] I think once a little bitch, always a little bitch.
[00:29:49] Wow, you're always, you're always lashing, stop it.
[00:29:55] Wait, wow was like indie.
[00:30:01] The end of the wow phase was like two years ago.
[00:30:03] It was like a year ago.
[00:30:04] Oh shit.
[00:30:05] I'm gonna tussle.
[00:30:06] Call me tussling thong.
[00:30:07] I'm a pestling thong
[00:30:37] Oh lucky dog.
[00:31:07] So, next game.
[00:31:32] Yeah.
[00:31:33] Jester, Max, Gooning, Max, fuckin' Baris, you idiot.
[00:31:40] You can't handle a look-maxing freak like me.
[00:31:49] Goodbye.
[00:31:50] Rose fit all the Superbowl on IG Reels?
[00:32:15] Notice these fucking stupid Twitter pages!
[00:32:17] Bro, I swear a 4U page on Twitter is a disease.
[00:32:24] The actual issue.
[00:32:31] What am I being at this time?
[00:32:36] I have a feeling some people would willingly go to Epstein's island on this team and he
[00:32:41] picked off four of us.
[00:32:43] What's wrong with this guy?
[00:32:46] What's wrong with this beauty, Ekko?
[00:33:23] I don't know why I kind of held that I was someone to hit like everybody I was I don't
[00:33:43] That's how I got trodden.
[00:33:49] The fuck is going on? The fuck?
[00:33:55] He died anyway. What the hell?
[00:34:02] What's that, a sigma?
[00:34:09] There's brage maxing.
[00:34:13] I
[00:34:30] Come on though
[00:34:43] I
[00:34:48] Having a stroke you good man. What bro? How do you do fellow kids?
[00:35:13] What did you even donate?
[00:35:15] Hello, Talon.
[00:35:16] My fellow brother first, I'll have a Black Christian one to you.
[00:35:18] My last day should have praised you.
[00:35:19] I got called a glazer.
[00:35:20] My last time threatening you, I was called truth.
[00:35:21] But what do I do?
[00:35:22] Can you show me a couple of kids and beat you up?
[00:35:24] Magic.
[00:35:25] I can't say black, me alerts bro.
[00:35:27] I wish you'd fucking come to Kansas and try me.
[00:36:13] I can't believe they're even for help, by the way.
[00:36:16] What do you want me to do?
[00:36:43] I
[00:37:01] Some good stuff
[00:37:03] Let me see like a threat. She is you guys are 21st segment as she is smacking these fucking little freaks
[00:37:08] Trying to fit in with the middle schoolers
[00:37:11] Are we Thomas league of legends pop quiz named three characters who have there are unlocked at level one
[00:37:18] Italy dear
[00:37:22] Wait, it's lovely Italy
[00:37:33] Italy
[00:37:41] I'm gonna pray for it give me a second
[00:38:26] I had a long day
[00:38:32] Maybe Baron guys?
[00:38:36] Yo, shit
[00:38:56] I think it's got Pantheon killed by the way, I think that he died, that's why he kicked
[00:39:14] No!
[00:39:15] Hahahahaha
[00:39:20] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[00:39:21] Hahahahaha
[00:39:26] Uhhhhhhhhhhh
[00:39:28] Truly, you can take this guy
[00:39:37] Who do you think can help this guy?
[00:39:38] I'm...
[00:39:44] I was thinking go hit he flash forward, but nobody can help a rumble ulted we actually I
[00:40:14] of
[00:41:08] There's one bitch. Yeah, it's more shit read
[00:41:38] I'm just gonna end the game guys, this is fucking shit.
[00:41:54] Ball flashing ball.
[00:41:55] Oop.
[00:41:56] The enemy has been slain.
[00:42:03] Better my head.
[00:42:06] Your turret has been destroyed.
[00:42:14] You can't use it for me.
[00:42:19] get help Diego
[00:42:38] That's the thing with your life guys!
[00:43:24] How are we still here?
[00:43:31] Is that the finny?
[00:43:36] Is that the finny?
[00:43:40] Is that the finny?
[00:43:45] Let us in.
[00:43:50] yes man defend with your life oh you this one a lot needs a lot to you bro
[00:44:50] First
[00:45:15] Hey
[00:45:17] Hey, the fucking grind back, hey, they never said it, go easy, huh?
[00:45:24] They never said it, go easy, they never said it, go easy, they never said it, go easy,
[00:45:28] they never said it, go easy.
[00:45:32] Bro, I was hoping this-
[00:45:34] AHH!
[00:45:40] Bro's got a ringworm on his elbow?
[00:45:44] What are you talking about, bro? I have football scars
[00:45:46] because I'm an ex-athlete.
[00:45:48] I'm still an athlete. I'm an athlete.
[00:45:50] Let's say I'm an athlete.
[00:45:52] I'm an athlete.
[00:45:54] I'm an athlete.
[00:45:56] I'm an athlete.
[00:45:58] I'm an athlete.
[00:46:00] 40 time told you right now I could run a four-seventh right now
[00:46:30] Yeah, I would pull a handy, but I still run a 47.
[00:46:45] You've been saying that for years that when you try to pull something, yeah, I was in
[00:46:51] 2021 and I definitely ran a 47 in 2021.
[00:46:55] You kidding me?
[00:46:57] Hey, you pulled my fucking hamstring!
[00:47:16] Gia, the hell no.
[00:47:27] I'm watching from my e-bike while I'm delivering pizzas.
[00:47:52] I wish I had more money for something to attach it to my bike, but for now I just drive with
[00:47:57] one hand and a watch on the other. Airpods under my helmet is nice, too.
[00:48:16] I'll never forget the day you opened up the Frostbite AR-15 and REST, my goatee support.
[00:48:20] It was in H1C1. Not REST.
[00:48:27] I think it confused my fault probably weren't even there bro fake fan
[00:48:56] You're a fake s-fan.
[00:49:01] Let's see what the beard broad just shaved.
[00:49:05] Can I use Kayla's razor?
[00:49:09] Still a lot of bumps.
[00:49:12] Here's what it is, bro.
[00:49:26] No shaving cream are you shaving cream black man wiping a razor your face true true you're
[00:49:53] right. I shouldn't.
[00:50:53] I don't know.
[00:51:09] There's some lobbies, huh?
[00:51:23] I have any airgrapes? I drink pre-workout only.
[00:51:33] I drink twice.
[00:51:36] so drink fruit punch lemonade on this shit
[00:52:06] Did you fucking addict, Jett?
[00:52:10] You can't win your hearts away. Shut up.
[00:52:15] Hey, big fatty ding dong team, those front delts are sure looking a bit dazed these days, Marba.
[00:52:22] Might wanna get your pistols to their own Jett talk and sit a-going to the gym.
[00:52:29] I'm too cute to go to mid.
[00:52:33] I can start, Jett.
[00:52:36] be good
[00:52:38] be good
[00:52:40] be good
[00:52:44] be good
[00:53:06] I
[00:53:12] Want nothing I go coal brand I'm like I shall not lose my lead
[00:53:30] We're going band for band in the bot lane band for band and trust me bro. You ain't winning that
[00:54:36] I'll get you fruitcake!
[00:54:59] I don't know what I'm doing.
[00:55:08] Especially.
[00:55:21] Thanks, Slurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:55:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:55:29] And we walk it out, and we walk it out, and we walk it out.
[00:56:24] SHUU permit me
[00:56:54] Sorry, what's the EMP today?
[00:59:24] Oh shit noob you're a spot of the fucking wave!
[00:59:29] Mid full vision noob!
[00:59:48] Wow! 320 combined gold!
[00:59:51] That's balance, thanks Riot!
[00:59:54] you need killings
[01:00:11] so i can get this guy still have r?
[01:00:13] i got it, i almost auto-pulled it
[01:00:15] i probably had it moved here
[01:00:17] i got his r with awp
[01:00:18] hold on for the uh, kind of that cannon
[01:00:24] about it
[01:00:34] You need to pay your mods and they're quite quitting protesting probably
[01:00:54] So tired of you, big T-T-Playing, and not playing enough for the fans.
[01:01:24] SMH
[01:02:24] I'll pull up all
[01:02:54] I don't know what's up, X what's up?
[01:03:54] I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I will not crush out, I am the one.
[01:04:14] I think it's a very challenging game and everybody can play perfect.
[01:04:57] some say the world was
[01:05:27] James got to be bot gaffed.
[01:05:39] Right?
[01:05:40] Like better bot lane has got to win this game, surely.
[01:05:45] Bot lane 0 and 9 without a single key key.
[01:05:50] That can't be morally correct.
[01:05:53] If I win.
[01:06:08] Fuck him.
[01:06:23] the
[01:06:33] the
[01:06:43] I
[01:06:59] Didn't want to flash oh the bot lane cuz they're fucking worthless. I want to save it for one of these bounties
[01:07:05] Let me have like
[01:07:09] Easy
[01:07:11] And my ult wasn't up right away and then he got hooked
[01:07:21] What the hell? I'm gonna lose this game!
[01:08:35] reaching the fuck out of this game really. He's not fighting around us at all.
[01:08:39] He's actually been harpsichrolling by the way. How do you see both your solos in?
[01:08:45] Back to back to back to back. He's making plays with them. Are you retarded?
[01:08:48] Perfectly.
[01:08:50] I
[01:08:59] I don't think the top
[01:10:20] I'm pressing my B button now and I will not unpress it, I don't care.
[01:10:48] Brand Niko are your win conditions!
[01:10:50] Brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko, brand Niko!
[01:10:58] We don't fucking care about your red buff.
[01:11:01] Don't give a shit.
[01:11:03] Let's Nefari begin. Nefari, why you backseat gaming the jungler? Shut the fuck up man.
[01:11:09] I need all 25 seconds.
[01:11:12] Me skill, twitch, graphic, safe, and I mean, prior responsibly, huffly your sheetbook.
[01:11:52] I need to get this door.
[01:12:08] I mean, third, they won't stop.
[01:12:10] The game isn't about them, but they just can't stop trying to make plays, that's you fucking
[01:12:25] wild.
[01:12:26] Wee bit of main character syndrome
[01:12:37] I see a full build brand for once. It actually never happened. I think his item is a piece
[01:13:07] the
[01:13:27] the
[01:13:29] Oh my god!
[01:13:36] Where did the big baron get fussed, right?
[01:13:41] Oh my god!
[01:13:51] Oh my god.
[01:13:58] These birds.
[01:14:03] These type toxic things are too much, I'm not mad about Twitch though.
[01:14:20] It was very clear that he was inting, him was my mid, bro, we got 3 kills bot lane and we never came back, I don't know.
[01:14:27] And after that we kept trying to make plays around these guys, that's when it like snowballed.
[01:14:31] Oh, switch top, why are we playing around them?
[01:14:42] Once switch finishes his goal, it's GG.
[01:14:45] Oh, he's uh, true bro
[01:15:03] Are you gonna leave worlds in NY I went to see you in 2022
[01:15:08] Spring LCX finals and after an hour and a half wait you have to leave when I was like 10 spots away. I've never forgiven you.
[01:15:28] Hold on.
[01:16:38] I
[01:16:50] Don't hit Baron please
[01:16:53] Performing the halftime show
[01:16:56] Oh and I've posted the Super Bowl. Oh shit
[01:17:01] He works you're gonna say I don't know
[01:17:03] Martins, Martins, I was literally on a per hour and a half, wait you had to leave when I was like, what's that, we're feeding you?
[01:17:11] I was outside for that one or what? I don't really remember that one.
[01:17:18] Why are we there, Twitch?
[01:18:03] has been destroyed. You have saved the game.
[01:18:14] It's a bear.
[01:18:16] Shut up dog ball, sacretard.
[01:18:33] So far, what a change.
[01:18:47] That's my last time asking, um, I see by the way.
[01:19:26] That's Silas Flink as well.
[01:19:35] Dude, fuck these guys.
[01:19:39] Fuck this jungle and fuck this Twitch.
[01:19:43] Oh, we lost Niko Flash!
[01:19:51] Fuck!
[01:19:53] I
[01:20:02] Boy
[01:20:18] There's pretty bad
[01:20:23] Oh, that miss, what?
[01:20:26] I'll be right back.
[01:20:54] If
[01:20:56] If
[01:21:10] Oh, okay, so Twitter's gonna run it anyway, but
[01:21:24] He autoed a lot there.
[01:22:16] Jumble mid play around topside?
[01:22:18] Oh fuck these guys.
[01:22:23] Am I just sad they're trying to 2v2 with these guys?
[01:22:26] Why man?
[01:22:42] Swap name plates? I promise to god this guy doesn't play.
[01:22:45] play anywhere else but opposite me.
[01:23:15] I
[01:23:20] Got a gold lead oh
[01:23:24] These guys died topside oh these guys died topside again
[01:23:31] We'll play boo
[01:23:36] Our win a con was there's zero tin bot lane quit. Let's take a 3v3 topside. Oh guys. How about we do another 3v3 topside?
[01:23:43] What is this garbage?
[01:24:13] I don't know what happened to every game.
[01:24:37] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's a weird phenomenon. Definitely.
[01:24:59] I mean, it's a conscious decision though by my teammates, especially if I'm typing, if
[01:25:17] I'm like, hey guys, like, we should play around our bot lane.
[01:25:22] Guys, press tab.
[01:25:24] Our top lane is 3-14.
[01:25:26] You keep going top.
[01:25:32] I don't know, Hater.
[01:25:33] Like from an objective perspective,
[01:25:35] if you could pause the game at that current timestamp,
[01:25:39] right, and be like, hey, where should you go here?
[01:25:42] Should you play for your, like literally pause it?
[01:25:44] If you play for your zero and seven,
[01:25:46] which cop lane has been solo killed four times
[01:25:48] and you've lost every two be two with,
[01:25:50] or should you play with your bot lane
[01:25:52] who has made the enemy team zero, 10
[01:25:54] and it's spiking on every item.
[01:25:57] Like if you could pause it and ask the player directly that,
[01:26:02] no emotions tied to it, what would they say?
[01:26:05] They would obviously say,
[01:26:06] hey, we should sack the top side
[01:26:09] and we should play with the bot side.
[01:26:13] So I think there could be a motion involved
[01:26:15] where it's like, well, it's only out of play.
[01:26:19] I don't, dude, shut the fuck up.
[01:26:21] I don't know, I'm doing it.
[01:26:24] Now, I'm going to do my own thing.
[01:26:49] Let me know.
[01:26:59] I was at the EO kick soon and you're telling people how to play?
[01:27:01] Well, I think it's a bit of like embarrassment as well.
[01:27:06] Because like I said, if you objectively look at it
[01:27:09] without the emotion, it's like too obvious of a thing.
[01:27:12] So then I think they're ashamed that they were even
[01:27:14] playing that side of the map.
[01:27:18] Like, oh, it's so odd.
[01:27:19] Of course.
[01:27:23] But then I got a deflect.
[01:27:24] No, I'm right.
[01:27:25] I'm going to keep playing this side.
[01:27:26] Oh, you die again.
[01:27:27] No, I'm right, dude.
[01:27:28] It's just, I'm right, dude.
[01:27:29] It's just that this happened or else it would have worked.
[01:27:31] Okay, but that something different has happened every time
[01:27:33] and you've lost every time.
[01:27:34] Yeah, but if it doesn't happen, we win.
[01:27:36] Like, I did.
[01:27:39] I think some of these games are so psyched.
[01:27:41] It's fucking crazy, by the way.
[01:27:43] I think some of these games are actually just like psyched.
[01:27:45] Yeah.
[01:27:49] I'm getting plus 17 minus 24 or minus 23 it was my fucking time
[01:28:19] They just like took their emotional feelings out of their gameplay and thought logically.
[01:29:32] I have a Nami
[01:29:42] It won't be so bad
[01:29:46] It won't be so bad
[01:30:02] I'm just bottom.
[01:30:09] I'm just bottom.
[01:30:16] I'm just bottom.
[01:30:22] I'm just bottom.
[01:30:57] fucking bullcrap CS
[01:31:03] I'm pretty strong, I've been training like
[01:31:10] I'm pretty strong, I've been training like
[01:31:15] small game, small game
[01:31:48] Oh my god, it's so...
[01:32:48] What is this Patrick guy spewed about in the chat guys?
[01:33:47] Who jinxed us?
[01:34:03] Basketball, no basketball, no basketball
[01:34:47] there's a spooky
[01:35:17] Oh, wow.
[01:35:26] It can be happening to me.
[01:35:33] I can support them with this AFK.
[01:35:36] What the fuck are you talking about?
[01:35:46] bro I cannot with these liberals I can't bro just blaming everything I can't do
[01:35:53] do it.
[01:36:10] Can't do it bro.
[01:36:17] Yeah, my fucking Republican army stole that kill. Typical. Fucking typical. Typical Republican.
[01:36:47] Stole the dragons like they stole the election stole that kill just like they stole the election
[01:36:53] Oh, well, rather than being a dipshit democrat
[01:37:04] It's too easy, bro, it's too easy
[01:37:09] What's up is a demolish up
[01:37:17] every day I'm strong guys I'm over oh I thought she didn't
[01:37:25] is all that 112 8 months up to the 10-year baby shiiiish
[01:37:32] 10 years that's just kind of crazy to think about
[01:37:38] yeah 10 years
[01:37:43] has he been sucked?
[01:37:51] what's that, bm?
[01:38:43] Oh my god.
[01:38:50] What's the time?
[01:38:50] 49 though.
[01:39:05] I've done up for purple rain pouring.
[01:39:06] That sucked.
[01:39:07] Oh my shit.
[01:39:08] Minus purple.
[01:39:13] I should not be struggling that much, I think it must be crazy.
[01:39:35] Two guys triggered.
[01:39:37] How long are we gonna keep looping about the name Jockey, though?
[01:41:07] What's this guys?
[01:41:57] Oh, shit.
[01:42:04] My fucking shit.
[01:42:20] That was a fat ass shield.
[01:43:27] Fuck.
[01:43:51] I wanted it.
[01:43:57] I'm gonna use the Coms.
[01:44:18] I'm gonna use Q's.
[01:44:22] Realistically, the only boss in this game is Annie.
[01:44:24] That's it.
[01:44:25] Your turn has been stopped.
[01:44:27] Oh shit, she's 7-0 with the medjays.
[01:44:29] Wait a minute.
[01:44:31] Hold up, that's a perfect prompt.
[01:44:33] Oh.
[01:44:35] I'm just gonna kill them.
[01:44:42] I'm just gonna kill them.
[01:44:51] This guy built murts.
[01:44:58] I
[01:45:15] But
[01:45:28] of
[01:45:35] the
[01:45:41] of
[01:45:48] the
[01:46:58] Why do I count in that skip?
[01:47:00] Just skip bro!
[01:47:02] Maybe it is dead, idiot!
[01:47:24] My god, I'm gonna get rolling.
[01:48:28] I am fighting every single game arguing every single game.
[01:48:58] junglers only did every single
[01:50:28] I just took my acid and it was off the wall.
[01:50:50] The person has it, it's not bad, he has no flash.
[01:51:20] Oh
[01:51:36] Alright, what are we buying here?
[01:51:50] I'm not sure there's much at all actually, so I'm just going to sit on this, I might
[01:51:57] be a deathcap, actually.
[01:51:59] I kind of can't stack them all because we're all ADs so I don't necessarily need Void
[01:52:04] yet.
[01:52:05] Our last value is pretty rough because it's just causes, and if he ever jumps in we can
[01:52:11] pull up.
[01:52:14] Yeah.
[01:52:19] Oh, sure, right?
[01:52:44] I even do that shit.
[01:53:14] Why didn't he just even walk in?
[01:53:21] What are you doing, cat?
[01:53:44] Are they spawning wards?
[01:53:56] Bro, I've been going Oracles on Brand Bot.
[01:54:00] I kinda like it better.
[01:54:01] Talk a lot.
[01:54:02] I'm gonna get him by the way.
[01:54:24] Your stack count, 168, how terrible.
[01:54:50] I'm a leader by me the whole time, god damn it.
[01:54:55] Yeah, Outlaner.
[01:55:12] Oh, what?
[01:55:50] if you just built like a merc-tread boots
[01:56:04] so fun man
[01:56:13] like is it a problem with these games? they're not honest
[01:56:16] guys aren't trying to win the actual issue so again this game it's just mid
[01:56:22] jumble there's it's now if my mid jumble were giving it 100% they're
[01:56:27] That's the best I guess is possible.
[01:56:32] I keep going.
[01:56:47] See you guys, it's not our fault or our emotions are taken over.
[01:56:57] Oh, these last two games, the enemy combined bot lane?
[01:57:40] this spotting work
[01:59:10] This R?
[01:59:22] What? Blame smolder!
[01:59:40] Holy fuck riots fighting games laying off 80 people I am going to call the FBI on riot
[01:59:51] trend in the air for stealing millions of dollars worth of paychecks from riot games.
[01:59:58] flopping are all right products loop
[02:01:28] Oh, gee, willikers.
[02:01:54] wave
[02:02:18] let's get orb, yeah that middle hill was disgusting
[02:02:24] I
[02:02:30] Need no flash
[02:02:38] How the fuck
[02:02:54] three
[02:03:04] three
[02:03:07] three
[02:03:11] three
[02:03:14] three
[02:03:20] of
[02:03:27] the
[02:03:32] life
[02:03:37] of
[02:04:11] I'm sort of like 5v5 without anybody getting picked, but I hate it.
[02:04:30] I'm so sick of these opposition I lane against getting these wins, it's so bullshit.
[02:05:00] Oh
[02:05:05] If you would have taken leave on top or try it a billion dollars
[02:05:30] Hey, uh, give Farron.
[02:06:30] So I'm just gonna take the first boss to get to the bottom of the arena and get to the bottom of the arena.
[02:06:42] This is the final boss.
[02:06:44] I'm gonna take the first boss now.
[02:06:46] I'm gonna take the first boss now, and get to the bottom of the arena.
[02:06:48] Another game, enemy Jemmaid, Exodia. Holy fuck.
[02:06:50] 18-0 and 15-3.
[02:06:57] Fucking god.
[02:07:00] last game enemy jungle was 14 515 enemy mid was 12 511 bro I genuinely
[02:07:15] We don't have a clue what to do.
[02:07:29] My oh my.
[02:07:38] That's it.
[02:07:45] So I'm seeing their duo queue.
[02:08:02] This game quality is pretty terrible, and I wonder if it's not just duo queue gap every
[02:08:06] every game. Very well could be.
[02:08:15] Not too low.
[02:08:17] My name was the game too low. Oh for sure bro. Imagine if we didn't die 14 times mid lane.
[02:08:26] I'm not sure up to a certain point what else I can do with like making enemy bot useless.
[02:08:32] every single game like these guys that weren't completely useless, but for some reason
[02:08:38] We can't just play modest in mid and jungle. We just can't do it
[02:08:45] I'm not talking about not in like if smaller instead of being 0 and 14 was 0 and 6
[02:08:51] Okay, there's something to work with
[02:09:02] You
[02:09:32] Now reporting him for rank relation, he should be reported.
[02:09:51] I think you're right, actually.
[02:09:56] Team sabotage is pretty fair.
[02:10:32] You
[02:10:51] Please find your all accounts in crime. Oh, it'll take ever
[02:10:56] But again, I've been saying that for like 12 straight days
[02:11:02] I don't know, bro, is this really not gonna get fixed, like...
[02:11:08] I don't, I think the LP gates or whatever, I think the game quality is dog shit.
[02:11:32] I think if I didn't let it decay, if I just let it decay, I wouldn't feel as bad to play
[02:11:42] on.
[02:12:02] I'll start with warning high such low P based on performance and not when lost.
[02:12:12] I mean obviously that would be better if it was mastered.
[02:12:19] Like if it was refined but maybe too hard to abuse.
[02:12:32] Ideally, what I would love to happen is if it was a hard reset, if everybody just got
[02:12:46] a reset, that's not going to happen, like Master of Zero LP and LP gains were fixed to plus
[02:12:51] That's 18 minus 18.
[02:13:17] Every recent, I just have to do masters plus.
[02:13:20] Well, actually I don't know.
[02:13:21] I don't know how the other rake starts to be honest.
[02:13:29] Korean all-starters tomorrow at 7am.
[02:13:33] Do you believe in Ghost Tyler?
[02:13:44] Nope.
[02:13:45] The brains are absolutely oak, broken, big, uh, crazy, and not everybody knows how nuts a human brain is.
[02:13:56] That's what I think.
[02:14:03] Welcome to Summer's Rift.
[02:14:06] I think what is like limiting modern stuff is human experiments.
[02:14:27] It's unethical to experiment on humans.
[02:14:31] I swear, oh, they probably have done it, or they have done it, but I mean, like, if humans
[02:14:38] could be experimented on, I think we'd have some of the craziest shit, the craziest shit,
[02:14:44] no crazy shit about ourselves.
[02:14:46] I'm not saying it, experiment, I'm just saying.
[02:14:57] That's what we're talking about with the tech net we have nowadays though
[02:15:08] What do you suggest I'm not suggesting anything I'm just saying
[02:15:21] Okay, let's say this let's say that you test a
[02:15:27] I was pissing me off.
[02:15:41] Tough talking why?
[02:15:42] Am I wrong?
[02:15:43] I'm not saying to do it, I'm just saying if it were ethical.
[02:15:48] Anyway, about ghosts, I think the human brain is broken.
[02:16:08] Sometimes in some situations, the pity on what you got on or the pity on what your mind
[02:16:12] thinks, I would 100% think people see things, but it's not, it's not an actual real thing.
[02:16:17] is what the brain is telling them is there.
[02:16:41] I think it's delusion.
[02:16:44] I think the Earth's aura has a factor.
[02:16:47] I think there's some like like my magnetic fields are fucking I think the earth is crazy
[02:16:53] I think the earth we don't know every like enough about to be honest
[02:17:00] That actual jokes
[02:17:17] I can't burn anywhere.
[02:17:26] Got to open that genuine, like, cleanse or ghost, so I actually didn't check.
[02:17:29] Or just, like, instinctively flash.
[02:17:45] Every dimension could be ghosts is what people think, too.
[02:17:52] I have to educate myself on this new dimension of shit first.
[02:18:15] Don't waste your time, isn't that interesting? Don't like Etsy's different shit. Don't like
[02:18:22] Cats or Dogs season shit. Nice top lanes today, bro. Every fucking game.
[02:18:45] I'm gonna admit that dogs and cats see ghosts, yes.
[02:18:55] Two dogs, bottom right?
[02:19:05] I
[02:19:11] Did dog bottom right
[02:19:35] I wonder if I have the all-american halftime show yesterday, it was really cool sticking
[02:19:55] it to the literal agenda with you.
[02:19:57] Thanks for giving me the past two, but I am still going to save the old fashioned way.
[02:20:03] God bless America.
[02:20:04] U.S.A.
[02:20:05] How's that there, the whole American show bro, yeah it was.
[02:20:13] Now we're getting shit on this, I don't think we can ever do anything at any point during
[02:20:19] this game with this Recon Pick, unfortunately.
[02:20:21] Maybe if they didn't go Zyra, they were constantly betcha.
[02:21:00] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[02:21:15] Well here's what I'll say
[02:21:16] Enemy bot lane have sprinted in with last two games that I've lost
[02:21:19] So maybe if we sprinted this game we'll win, I don't know
[02:21:24] I don't know... is that Hope?
[02:22:00] He's not a hero.
[02:22:02] I know he has the same idea.
[02:22:15] Some say the world was made in zombies.
[02:22:26] My supports last couple games actually haven't been bad.
[02:22:30] I just want kind of such to lose.
[02:22:52] I need to think about this.
[02:22:57] We will do it.
[02:23:04] We will do it, we will do it.
[02:23:27] Not very playable.
[02:23:54] I'm starting every single stream, like 1 in 4, 1 in 5, and that is because my LP gains are so bad, that's starting to minus 100 LP.
[02:24:06] So even if I were to win those games back, I'm still down 60 LP. This is a shitty cycle.
[02:24:12] The game quality is horrible. Every single game.
[02:24:24] Oh
[02:24:54] Oh my god.
[02:25:07] Flash in the Soraka.
[02:25:16] I don't have a 1k down even.
[02:25:24] He also last hit the Zyra kill?
[02:25:32] Oh he also got the Zyra kill.
[02:25:35] Yo!
[02:25:36] That is what his role is.
[02:25:42] Dude, I see like if I was 3-0 on the day because those first two games and I lost this one,
[02:25:49] Okay, expected
[02:27:19] This is boring.
[02:27:49] Honestly, she didn't even have to do that. That's actually disgusting. She max-range
[02:28:00] planted me with the Rylai's slow, so I couldn't dodge Jhin with Rylai's lasted so long I was
[02:28:07] I'm gonna get hit by every single ult.
[02:28:10] He's buffed.
[02:28:16] I was guaranteed dead third.
[02:28:22] Full AP Rekhan.
[02:28:25] Let's go baby.
[02:28:37] I'm going to try top again, oh no, it's shit!
[02:29:03] I'll carry, I guess.
[02:29:33] go to jungle please pt where you gorilla belong wait wait a minute what's that about bro
[02:29:56] Oh no.
[02:29:58] Oh no.
[02:30:10] Oh my god, this.
[02:30:12] I'm not that bad, man.
[02:30:26] I think I'm going to be out of here, but it's kind of a given, and thank you.
[02:31:17] I finally got my quest, holy shit.
[02:32:10] Where's my fucking r-
[02:32:19] What is this fucking Rekhant doing?
[02:32:31] This guy refusing to play the game!
[02:32:59] upset him with the Gin's 7-0 he gave up on you? Fuck this guy.
[02:33:19] They need gold, I guess it's a winnable. Gin's all their gold, actually best bet.
[02:33:29] Why kill this guy?
[02:33:36] Are you scared?
[02:34:15] I'll come up! I'll come up!
[02:35:45] now this game I don't know how many gold eyes have been shit
[02:36:08] I believe
[02:36:45] I'm so annoyed.
[02:37:02] How'd it go? This gindam you smacking me for 1k by the way.
[02:37:05] Holy fuck.
[02:38:15] see him shit thotter saw a big fucking like rat i mean a mouse a rat
[02:39:11] Very spicy on the Vayne, why is there a Con trying to 1v1 aatrox?
[02:39:40] Whoa, nothing.
[02:39:47] Land.
[02:39:56] I've got a winz that in the in the Lord too really is
[02:40:19] This is a raton in the lore.
[02:40:38] This is food to be.
[02:40:41] I like birds.
[02:40:48] I like birds.
[02:40:55] I like cruddles.
[02:40:59] Sorry.
[02:41:01] I like birds.
[02:41:10] That's hot, buds.
[02:41:19] Nice, I can really be toppling here from here.
[02:42:10] That big bounces.
[02:42:23] Not unfortunately got the second 1k go bounty on Jin.
[02:43:40] play better someone to sweep too much words yes I said that last game too it
[02:43:54] feels like nothing is getting swept
[02:44:58] I think we lost.
[02:45:11] Alright, this is like a bad game. Nice to not play bot lane, but we have nothing to do.
[02:45:15] Syro.
[02:45:28] I mean, he just didn't provide anything bot lane at any point, I think that's just kind
[02:45:53] of what Rakan does, he's a reactionary champ, but then when he had situations to, he actually
[02:45:57] fucking it all up, so it sucks.
[02:46:02] This is what I was curious about.
[02:46:03] I don't think Jarvan was playing that game.
[02:46:05] I wonder if he was in autofill.
[02:46:14] He's not thinking he built properly either.
[02:46:24] He plays jungle.
[02:46:25] 40% win rate on Jarvan.
[02:46:30] All right, there's the daily one and three start down 70 LP.
[02:46:34] It's okay guys.
[02:46:35] I can now win five games in a row and I'd still be lower than what I started today out as.
[02:46:40] So it's okay.
[02:46:41] It's okay.
[02:46:42] It's okay.
[02:46:43] It's okay.
[02:46:44] It's okay.
[02:46:45] It's okay.
[02:46:46] It's okay.
[02:46:47] It's okay.
[02:46:48] It's okay.
[02:46:49] It's okay.
[02:46:50] It's okay.
[02:46:51] It's okay.
[02:46:52] It's okay.
[02:46:53] It's okay.
[02:46:54] I
[02:47:05] Key new account bro
[02:47:16] I can fix it
[02:47:24] If I win like 50 games in a row, I'm going to be able to win 50 games in a row, and I'm
[02:47:38] going to be able to win 50 games in a row.
[02:48:24] For Google yeah, bro
[02:48:30] Yeah, man
[02:48:36] My god, they going for my nivia one trick
[02:48:54] It's going to be a support adage.
[02:49:11] Give me Mecca.
[02:49:19] I
[02:49:25] Oh yes hard
[02:49:49] All right, we carry.
[02:49:59] Y'all fuck with bad buddy performance?
[02:50:16] I hated it.
[02:50:19] I hated, I also hated Kendrick's, I don't know.
[02:50:22] What was the one before that?
[02:50:24] I think it was like Beyonce or Rihanna,
[02:50:26] and I hated that too.
[02:50:27] I think the one before that, which everyone they had like.
[02:50:34] I can't remember.
[02:50:40] No, Rihanna's was lazy, she was too pregnant.
[02:50:44] The big bitch, she was too pregnant.
[02:50:49] I
[02:51:07] Was eminem 52 that one that one was the good
[02:51:09] Let's go.
[02:51:17] Oh, it's fucking Nidia support. It's gonna be so shibble.
[02:51:28] Welcome to Summer's Rift.
[02:51:30] They're like, sure, I don't remember his.
[02:51:41] Oh!
[02:51:57] I hit the real target.
[02:51:59] I think it just rebeated into hitting a fake target.
[02:53:41] Good looks!
[02:53:42] Oh fuck!
[02:53:43] You're right, you're right, you're right!
[02:54:02] That's why I do this guy.
[02:54:05] Really?
[02:54:11] She
[02:54:23] Explained no, can just play right change the snowball the anti-spawn
[02:54:38] Have a cold and fought
[02:54:41] Oh
[02:54:59] Okay, we're here are actually it's really good
[02:55:11] What a fucking treat.
[02:55:32] a treat bro
[02:55:56] Fuck off with that research
[02:56:32] I have nothing to base form.
[02:57:02] I'm gonna...
[02:57:11] I hope you jungle, please.
[02:58:02] or
[02:58:03] good morning
[02:58:04] ah
[02:58:05] grasshopper
[02:58:09] zombie
[02:58:10] zombie
[02:58:11] zombie
[02:58:12] zombie
[02:58:32] I'm all good it's all good you fucking idiot it's all good I'm ass I think I
[02:58:40] know what I'm talking about if I say it's all good it's all good
[02:59:02] of
[02:59:50] Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:59:55] Ohhhh.
[03:00:00] Oh.
[03:00:05] I really died there.
[03:00:10] Sereth, are you cute?
[03:00:15] I'm not sure what he's doing.
[03:01:06] Stole the dragon this came in this crit three times in a row. Holy fuck and then died dude. I swear to God
[03:01:12] There were it's where I thought this is so cursed
[03:01:20] It's everything is so cursed I don't know it's a couch. Holy fuck
[03:01:36] Stop, no FD7.
[03:01:51] I started like 2 weeks ago exactly. Everybody started living with 180 feet.
[03:01:54] Lobby's turned to fat shit.
[03:02:36] Even if we had a pole spotlight, right?
[03:02:39] Even if we were winning bot, and there are a 0 and 6, look at everybody else.
[03:02:43] Every game, I don't understand.
[03:02:45] How is this just- How is this happening? Every single game.
[03:02:50] I don't get it!
[03:02:53] I don't understand!
[03:03:06] I
[03:03:28] Gotta be doing something
[03:03:36] I don't know how we don't hit the wave barred!
[03:03:58] Okay, or we hit it and make sure it's frozen.
[03:04:05] What the fuck are we doing?
[03:04:11] the
[03:04:57] of
[03:05:07] the
[03:05:22] and outskill the castan
[03:05:52] Please. Please, stop dying.
[03:06:52] Okay, can you at least FF these guys?
[03:07:09] Guys, can you at least FF?
[03:07:11] Come on, what are we doing?
[03:07:18] You know what I think?
[03:07:33] I think they need to hide FF though, but still let you FF.
[03:07:39] People don't like hitting yes when it's 3, like, yo.
[03:07:49] Nice, this guy fucking lives.
[03:07:53] Why is Zerath ulting when they're ulting?
[03:07:55] What is HAPPENING?!
[03:08:09] What is going on bro?
[03:09:09] I just think kill works its way there's no way there's no way what is this
[03:09:34] FUCK THE LOSERS KILL
[03:10:04] Oh
[03:10:17] Gangs are
[03:10:23] We say they put sure my back on it's so boring though
[03:10:26] So yes, please, yes, bro, are you
[03:10:43] I need a slave
[03:11:01] I need the fuck on, yeah, winnable
[03:11:04] winnable, winnable
[03:11:09] Okay, gold
[03:11:13] And I will have to save you.
[03:12:13] guys let's say this goes 55 minutes win I'm only getting plus 17 okay
[03:13:13] Hey
[03:13:34] Okay, no here's what guys
[03:13:43] Right into the creeps, Raven's range by 50. Yeah bro, if we got 50 more range, we're
[03:13:49] winning the game.
[03:13:50] Oh, it's Axios to Unlucky. It's the same fucking jungler from last game.
[03:14:13] 800, that's not too bad.
[03:14:18] Okay, I'm going to cue mid.
[03:14:19] Maybe we can play some ChoGath mid.
[03:14:21] Let's turn your mode back on.
[03:14:43] New account driven only challenge. Yeah, bro. I'd make it I'd make it one day and I'd for sure
[03:14:51] Maybe hide Q maybe you might be right
[03:15:00] My guys have two and all stars actually
[03:15:04] In 11 hours actually to draw matchups actually I can while we're doing that I can wheel spin the matchups
[03:15:13] Let's go, Zengi, Irel, Ind, Shul, Thal, Marin,
[03:15:43] Summits, portal.
[03:15:51] All right.
[03:15:55] Get these matchups, drew them, draw them.
[03:15:56] Let me open a notepad.
[03:16:03] I don't forget.
[03:16:10] Here we go.
[03:16:13] It's Summit the League player, you idiot.
[03:16:25] First match of the day, spin!
[03:16:34] I wonder if this is going to play Yasuo, because we had a Yasuo one trick on EU not even play
[03:16:49] Yasuo.
[03:16:50] We'll see.
[03:16:51] That's right on a matchup, Dolver's Pseudon.
[03:17:04] Oh
[03:17:09] Versus
[03:17:19] The former world's star hey Martin matchup to
[03:17:28] Wanna see Fiora, I doubt they pick it Loki
[03:17:34] I don't know, see one of these dangers at 7-1-G?
[03:17:49] It's not fucking 7-1-G, man, I told you.
[03:17:53] Versus 7.
[03:17:54] He played it at LCS.
[03:17:57] Oh wait, then the last matchup is Irel king.
[03:18:03] Really a king against Shepu.
[03:18:10] Alright, these are the matchups for all stars tomorrow.
[03:18:16] First game, Paul Verzing, Nix, Bramern, Loki, or Summit, King Shepu, it's going to be the
[03:18:21] same.
[03:18:23] It's going to be the same exact format.
[03:18:27] we're doing this time is no demolish because we want to see
[03:18:32] intranamere, because we want to see Korean meta.
[03:18:42] Should be a lot of fun.
[03:18:44] It's tomorrow at 7am.
[03:18:57] I didn't do my rooms.
[03:19:26] Oh, I did do him nice.
[03:19:36] We have translators, we have an empty casting.
[03:19:55] $10,000 prize pool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to Summoner's Rift. I shouldn't even know it's me.
[03:20:14] I thought I fit. Dude, like, as though I think Surma just doesn't do anything. Because I hit champ select until the very end.
[03:20:21] I'm full streamer mode they still know it's me like it doesn't do anything
[03:20:43] Let's try to get this guy level one sorry
[03:21:21] If you're gonna flash me to the top, okay.
[03:21:41] How to window.
[03:21:42] Bitch to do it though.
[03:21:43] Yikes
[03:21:56] I was hoping I could sound to the freak you
[03:22:13] That's got to be XP.
[03:22:42] I think it's too much, I think it's just too much, any auto is off, I don't know if it's
[03:23:10] I'll wait for it.
[03:23:18] Yeah, I'll go Q.
[03:23:25] Ah, I could go Silence though.
[03:23:30] I'm gonna go Silence into E.
[03:23:33] That sounds sexy.
[03:23:35] T1, you so fine.
[03:23:37] You don't look a day over.
[03:23:40] 25. I don't want to say 29, it's close to 30.
[03:24:08] He has been slain.
[03:24:17] Double kill!
[03:24:49] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[03:25:19] I'm gonna kill somebody!
[03:25:25] An enemy has been slain.
[03:25:32] I belong here.
[03:25:34] I belong here.
[03:25:36] I belong here.
[03:25:42] Fuck off.
[03:25:44] I ain't hear no bell.
[03:26:19] Ah, you fucking shit, no.
[03:26:34] God damn it.
[03:27:10] I don't know what I'm saying.
[03:27:27] Why ping's more than you do?
[03:27:30] I do enraged that as a lousy, I don't think. Yeah, we lost.
[03:27:33] By the way, we fucking completely lost.
[03:28:10] What do you want me to do, man?
[03:28:21] What do you want me to do?
[03:28:22] Tell me, bro.
[03:28:23] What do you want me to do?
[03:28:30] Shut your fucking mouth, Amumu!
[03:29:07] Oh, I don't even think I should.
[03:29:37] I have no mana, so I'll just bring you out of your fucking mind.
[03:30:01] That is a 504 HP crit on my level up.
[03:30:05] You have got to be kidding me.
[03:30:09] What the fuck?
[03:30:31] is that the worst they might have to worry about fucking
[03:30:43] Shaco.
[03:30:44] Play more aggressive.
[03:30:50] Choke the first gank, you have to play true, actually true.
[03:31:09] oh come on there's no way it's in rage fuck my life bro
[03:31:38] Oh, you've made sure to rush boots?
[03:31:57] Blood.
[03:31:59] I shoulda ult the wave. I think I need to get more stacks first.
[03:32:01] We'll play with a little HP.
[03:33:03] I can't walk up there it is what is
[03:33:26] Your team has destroyed a turret.
[03:33:50] I think Mertreds will help a lot. I don't really want to shield passive, but...
[03:34:04] What's up, Nuclear?
[03:34:09] I was losing my mind. How am I losing my mind? I'm piss-chilling in chat, though.
[03:34:15] So, literally.
[03:35:45] by the worst character in the game is possible to hit stack and base no need
[03:36:06] the force thanks Patrick right Patrick
[03:36:18] yeah I said a little merchant transfer panty I'm stunned but what if I just don't
[03:36:21] match panty I'm
[03:36:36] I
[03:37:00] Just pissing me off
[03:37:06] Oh
[03:37:26] They allow we just run you're playing allow we just run you're playing allow we just run
[03:39:36] 75 big dog
[03:40:06] I'm not here to help.
[03:40:32] I
[03:40:52] Use
[03:41:02] a
[03:41:10] Skill shot, bro
[03:41:18] Are you bad bro, you can't a still shot, bro
[03:41:50] I can't stick them down anywhere.
[03:42:13] Is this a choice?
[03:42:20] Hey, what are you doing with that, yeah, finish, finish, finish, I, I, I want it.
[03:42:35] Cool, guys, it's cool, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it,
[03:42:50] You can tie it up play a lot. We stop and learn. Oh, yeah, right
[03:43:05] The hextech fell over walls or am I still gonna dump us with a fucker alive, bro
[03:43:20] that's all boxed up. I don't think we should
[03:43:38] That's it.
[03:43:57] Oh, can't be on re-app.
[03:43:59] Can't be on?
[03:44:01] Can't be on?
[03:45:08] on me came up that's all me say true that's all me all me for real
[03:45:20] We are sentient, come slay them down!
[03:45:37] Oh, buddy! Whip the pilot ones ass for 26 minutes straight!
[03:46:20] Ah, fuckers!
[03:46:29] Lalloy looks so good when he isn't playing her.
[03:46:33] 371, bro.
[03:46:44] Rage, maybe more than half of Twitch comments nowadays.
[03:46:46] nowadays. Like people just genuinely want to see other people mad in life. Startling.
[03:46:55] I'm setting. Like, bro, behind the screen there's another human being that has feelings,
[03:47:02] That has thoughts.
[03:47:07] That has some like...
[03:47:11] Virtual character.
[03:47:13] Perfume.
[03:48:02] I don't know why, poor, poor, not like somebody poor in a video game, just buddy, I don't know.
[03:48:32] give the game
[03:48:34] Nice.
[03:49:00] Nice.
[03:49:04] Can we wrap this up, please?
[03:49:10] Wait a minute.
[03:49:12] Wait one minute.
[03:49:15] Wait one second.
[03:49:18] Hold up.
[03:49:34] I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Fuck it, baby!
[03:49:45] Uh oh. Oh. Oh shit. Okay.
[03:50:04] That a soul
[03:50:34] The enemies in the other toilets respawned.
[03:52:11] That guy does not give me that kill by the way if I'm playing a loud no way no way he
[03:52:35] No, I've never seen that happen.
[03:52:49] I've never seen that happen in my life, by the way.
[03:52:51] I've got a thousand billion of allowing games.
[03:52:54] Alright, hold on, I'll be back.
[03:52:56] Above 900.
[03:53:00] Dude.
[03:53:05] Thanks for watching!
[03:53:35] you
[03:54:05] you
[03:54:35] you
[03:55:05] you
[03:55:35] you
[03:56:05] you
[03:56:35] you
[03:57:05] you
[03:57:35] you
[03:58:05] you
[03:59:05] My name is T, and I'm about to express my ways with C.
[03:59:10] Just kidding, I don't have that, but I really like my purple hat.
[03:59:16] If you want to know what I'm really like, then you can do it in the way of my dark side.
[03:59:19] You want to make me a dark side? Come on, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark side.
[03:59:34] You have two kitchens?
[03:59:35] Huh, look at the little bar down here, a bar upstairs and a bar up upstairs, huh?
[03:59:44] Not kitchen, so.
[03:59:51] The rider, guys, I'm only streaming for like another hour today.
[03:59:53] We have, uh, all sorts of the morning and I had a late start today.
[04:00:05] Oh my God.
[04:00:12] Punishing us because you were late.
[04:00:25] I stream earlier.
[04:00:28] I'm not tired.
[04:00:29] I don't have obligations.
[04:00:45] So it's about your job. If you're my employee, I'd fire you. No, you want it. What?
[04:00:49] Bro, I strip you like 25 days straight. What are you saying?
[04:00:59] I'm going to click on the top of the screen and say all I need is 4.5 CS a minute, 5.4
[04:01:16] CS a minute.
[04:01:17] Is that how you get carried?
[04:01:18] Oh, other types of change?
[04:01:19] Yeah, though I do remember that.
[04:01:21] Yeah, and it's 5.4, yeah.
[04:01:29] No, I wouldn't doubt allowing it out.
[04:01:41] Wouldn't doubt allowing it out, what can we say?
[04:01:59] Somebody that's uh, just coasting to the stream with that 40% allowee, huh?
[04:02:13] You guys just know me so well.
[04:02:17] Fuck!
[04:02:18] I was kind of hoping it was wreckside jump hole.
[04:02:22] I went with that, we should really talk this about it.
[04:02:28] It is my burden to carry and I am lost.
[04:02:35] This is my privilege to show you the truth.
[04:02:40] I should have actually slumped.
[04:02:45] It's kinda hard though.
[04:02:47] I was hoping to echo Jungle, Vlad mid, XI top.
[04:02:51] That's a fucking prayer, actually.
[04:02:54] even if i die i die millions has fallen we kill this guy
[04:03:11] all in don't fuck me over you're an idiot yes bro all yes all in t1 allowing it to
[04:03:18] blad a year and idiot I don't care you deserve to lose
[04:03:23] I would say T would allow me because of my account's flat
[04:04:18] I couldn't win an auto, that was a weird flash from him.
[04:04:32] What an uh, crap that way.
[04:04:35] Sir?
[04:04:36] Sir?
[04:04:37] I am going to walk home.
[04:04:38] Notice, my grave skipped the camp and people waged.
[04:04:41] I'm not sure if I would actually been trying to CS.
[04:05:02] That lost a shit.
[04:05:05] Actually, I think if I didn't...
[04:05:07] Like, if I... if he didn't die there...
[04:05:10] And he got that entire wave, CS, uncontested, but it was fucking over.
[04:05:14] Fuck.
[04:05:19] There is joy in who I'm fighting.
[04:05:32] That's basically terrible, huh?
[04:05:34] I don't know who it is, I have to turn the volume.
[04:05:36] I know my- I'm not that high, so it can't be anybody.
[04:05:40] That is such a bullshit, man.
[04:06:01] I actually hate this so much.
[04:06:04] Waterview at 330 please, thank you.
[04:06:34] I'm kinda beggin' it out.
[04:07:00] They run?
[04:07:12] Move!
[04:07:18] Somebody's walking that bush?
[04:07:19] Somebody's walking that fucking bush?
[04:07:30] the
[04:07:42] if
[04:07:48] the ocean is called
[04:07:50] Ego me boy
[04:08:50] level up
[04:08:55] Looks like a rain training here
[04:09:27] I'm not gonna die.
[04:09:31] What the fuck?
[04:09:34] What just happened?
[04:09:38] Yeah.
[04:09:39] My life has been slain.
[04:09:43] My life has been slain.
[04:09:47] My life has been slain.
[04:09:51] An enemy has been slain.
[04:09:55] I think it's later, it's trying to int it. I don't know why.
[04:10:25] I'm happy you're heavy lurker, what's up, bro?
[04:10:35] I'm sure you love your kind here.
[04:11:35] I kinda hope in situations like that, that your team is getting off of it.
[04:11:40] Better play top side, because I mean top, support, and jungle, but it looks like
[04:11:44] bot's not killing bot and we're not doing dragon. It's just like,
[04:11:48] actually low elo in a shoot, unfortunately.
[04:11:51] Some low elo in a shoot.
[04:13:35] I'm gonna play for the demolish proc, but nah.
[04:13:40] Glad all this help, brother.
[04:13:45] And you're getting the last hits, and I'm still just better.
[04:13:47] Look at this fucking pussy!
[04:13:51] Like on my dick!
[04:13:55] All this help topside!
[04:13:57] And you're still getting your fucking shit popped.
[04:14:00] Like quit the game!
[04:14:03] You're so shit, man.
[04:14:05] Just quit.
[04:15:35] and
[04:15:54] it's not person
[04:15:58] Wait for our jungles.
[04:16:09] Wait for our jungles.
[04:16:18] If I do, I destroy it. If I want something, I feed it.
[04:16:25] Please, Rek'Sai, pop lane. Rek'Sai, please.
[04:16:29] Rek'Sai, can you please recall and come straight pop lane?
[04:16:34] Not a let's-can you come pop lane as well, please?
[04:16:48] Thank you, Rek'Sai.
[04:16:53] Rek'Sai, thank you.
[04:16:58] Thank you, Rek'Sai.
[04:17:03] You're the best, Rek'Sai.
[04:17:06] Oh, not on some stock, too. Thanks, guys. Thanks, not on some Rek'Sai.
[04:17:10] You really got me into this mess-up. This is a rough mess-up from out of here.
[04:17:15] I can't even fix me with three fucking losers
[04:17:28] I'll let you go
[04:17:45] I
[04:18:01] Know what the fuck is going on
[04:18:45] I mean I did what I could we got I could have played it way safer obviously
[04:19:45] that moose
[04:20:15] actually. I think Nautilus running top was annoying, because we had lead bot lane. He's
[04:20:56] Bro, the second time I've died in my W animation and didn't get a kill.
[04:21:04] Oh my god man, this champion is so shit!
[04:21:09] Cast times on every single ability!
[04:21:13] Small hitboxes, immobile, no resistances!
[04:21:19] 14 has destroyed a turret.
[04:21:26] Fuck you Riot!
[04:21:39] They will learn or they will die.
[04:21:49] Yeah, what up with a lousy ulti?
[04:21:54] She got 20% damage reduction.
[04:21:56] Oh my god!
[04:22:00] A small slow maybe!
[04:22:02] 20% AoE slow!
[04:22:07] Oh!
[04:22:44] Fortunately Vlad's too strong.
[04:22:50] 54% win rate and Iron needs nurse, we love low elo.
[04:23:04] I'm going to go for the solo kill.
[04:23:26] Shit, you suck!
[04:23:51] Waiting for jungle!
[04:23:53] Let's botch here.
[04:24:26] I don't steal, I don't steal, and I don't steal.
[04:24:34] Say about Flash, W, E, R, but he uh, flashes.
[04:24:40] Flash, Flash, Flash, Flash.
[04:24:44] I'm late on that pool, might be to watch the bot at 22, please.
[04:24:52] I got 3 minutes, 330, and 22, washcloth.
[04:24:59] pretty close, not sure if I had any kind of bolt at all
[04:25:20] I'd have had him.
[04:25:34] So much shogun anymore, I'll just work on building.
[04:25:38] I think I was crying.
[04:25:45] Shogun first sword full MR this game.
[04:27:18] for the cause.
[04:27:28] Well, we don't do damage anywhere.
[04:28:13] Nobody knew the vote.
[04:28:15] People aren't saying yes because it's 3-0, and they don't want to be the one to lose the game.
[04:28:20] Like, that's definitely the game.
[04:28:22] Why do we need to see the Swinger vote?
[04:28:25] Haven't pop up, be like, a Swinger has started, but we don't see the blue or red.
[04:28:32] Just vote yes or no.
[04:28:43] I don't want to be the one to fucking lose the game, like there's some games where I
[04:29:06] I start in an FF boat and I don't really mean, or what's FF.
[04:29:36] What can I say, one point this top jungle, they'll leave masters for sure.
[04:29:50] This is a brand only day, did you lie?
[04:29:55] Yes bro!
[04:29:56] We played brand bot every single game and my top enemy jungle mid were gigafit every
[04:30:03] game.
[04:30:04] Q mid, but I Q mid and I get top. I don't know what the fuck do you want from me man?
[04:30:19] Imagine this Rek'Sai and Vladimir are duo Q. Let's take a look. I think again, I think that's pretty bad. I think duo Q kills the game, but let's see. Maybe I'm wrong. I think it's pretty easy to tell that they were, I think.
[04:30:34] Oh, mid, I'm queuing mid, hold on, let's watch the one.
[04:31:19] Welcome to Summer's Rift
[04:31:24] Yeah, I mean this wreck site in the Vladimir we're doing to that explains the camp I did I think do you kills the game?
[04:31:29] That's so cool
[04:31:30] And he's through a duo, but let's try that's garbage
[04:31:46] Oh, this is so dude give me some lolly
[04:31:49] pop. Dude, that is hitting his cape. Bro, that is going through his... Why does it allow
[04:32:04] Now we need to be DEAD CINNER on their champion portal portrait.
[04:32:09] I don't understand.
[04:32:11] Why is this a thing?
[04:32:15] Yeah, I mean this is bullshit, bro.
[04:32:31] Oh my god, I got fucking toppling again!
[04:32:37] Did my Jilll die?
[04:32:43] How'd this guy die?
[04:32:50] I'm not sure how to get to this.
[04:33:05] I'm going to lock in, I guess.
[04:33:11] And then 22.
[04:33:16] I'm just going to put them.
[04:33:20] You know what I was watching at 22?
[04:33:24] When I say to watch here, I don't remember her.
[04:33:42] I'm gonna play it.
[04:33:44] Oh, okay, okay.
[04:33:50] Yeah, give me that hit. Give me that hit. You fucking freaks.
[04:33:56] Late-ass pool. Late-ass pool. Late-ass pool.
[04:34:00] This game is dog shit. A lot of us bugged this fuck.
[04:34:20] Like eight complaints that game remove do okay you fucking freaks trash for the game
[04:34:33] My be our last game it's not we have one more after this
[04:34:50] I hate your guts, but that low key hit. Okay. Thank you
[04:35:10] Can we hit masters today guys
[04:35:20] I
[04:35:32] Just see wants to play I have fucking 20 minutes of work left but sorry
[04:35:43] Put on your chat you little freak
[04:35:45] No they did not. Hell no. I see I had 20 minutes of work left bro. What the fuck?
[04:35:55] Hell no they did it.
[04:35:59] Thank you. Yeah
[04:36:05] It was him. Oh, it was T1 play variety. Why was he one man standing bro?
[04:36:09] I
[04:36:14] Don't know
[04:36:17] That's it a bro. I'm down to play that fucking game. I am I told you I'm gonna play that game
[04:36:21] I just you gotta catch me at a good time, bro. I'm busy
[04:36:25] I'm kind of just wake up and play video games all day. I was gonna grow up
[04:36:29] All right, this guy's flash ghost. I have double combat sums
[04:36:33] Minus two, one, nope.
[04:36:40] Okay, that guy has a phone plating.
[04:36:53] That guy has a phone plating.
[04:37:00] Gonna be the Olaf classic.
[04:37:07] Gonna be the Olaf classic.
[04:37:22] We'll call bye.
[04:37:29] Maybe we can get a bit cheeky with Barrier here.
[04:37:42] Maybe we can get a bit cheeky with the barrier here.
[04:37:52] We're getting a little cheeky No, Jarvan just come top, bro!
[04:38:15] God, Envy is red!
[04:38:17] Bro, they're so retarded.
[04:38:24] He should die.
[04:38:33] Does he get it stolen? Let's see.
[04:38:37] Obviously, because he's terrible.
[04:38:45] I had a free kill top lane.
[04:38:59] Oh the funny part is I get ganked first here.
[04:39:05] Yeah I'm such a f***ing guy, I hate f***ing game.
[04:39:14] What's up? I hate these people. So for instance, my pet peeve with this is if this Darius had my account name
[04:39:21] He would fucking run pop lane. If this Darius was me, he would spring pop. Fuck this guy. Fuck this game
[04:39:28] Fuckin loser. I
[04:39:31] Have the wave frozen right here Darius one third HP
[04:39:37] He'd rather try and invade a 50-50 smite on Zac. I
[04:39:41] I mean, this is gonna get bloody, I'm telling you, this is gonna get real bloody.
[04:39:46] There's gonna be a bit of death in the top lane, I'm gonna be honest.
[04:40:05] I'm not saying about logic, like logically that is the play.
[04:40:10] I had a whole ray on me to start a stream, but this is literally the play-
[04:40:12] I think-
[04:40:13] If these guys took fucking emotion out of this game and just thought about it logically and not fucking retarded before the first fucking death-
[04:40:22] Oh my god, League is fucking bliss.
[04:40:24] So bliss.
[04:40:25] So bliss.
[04:40:36] Can't win, bro.
[04:40:39] Can't think.
[04:40:40] It's hard
[04:40:43] We got to prove we're the better jungler instead of taking the free kill and take one of his camps
[04:40:48] We got a risk that 50 50 smite
[04:40:52] That way he knows I'm better than him
[04:40:55] Shit's garbage
[04:41:10] I was away loser.
[04:41:30] Show em bro.
[04:41:31] Get on the paint tray.
[04:41:32] Woo woo.
[04:41:33] Get on the paint tree!
[04:41:54] An enemy has been slain.
[04:41:56] Shut up, Sean.
[04:42:03] Piece of shit.
[04:42:06] Why is a fucking river here?
[04:42:11] That's how I do it.
[04:42:26] a lot of damage
[04:42:52] better fucking right click top lane after that bud
[04:43:26] Well, that's fine, I think that dying produces some action fire.
[04:43:55] I think that looks rough, but I think I should have ulted and got his ghost and ran away.
[04:44:05] Did you lag? What the fuck? That was a bad play.
[04:44:09] I'm only top, and I'm getting dead, I'm not getting it, that's a problem.
[04:44:38] I'm telling you, it's a different game!
[04:45:06] fucking freak us when it comes top there it is reduced
[04:45:36] Yes, Clayton is wealthy.
[04:46:06] That's how my role is, this guy's playing like a bastard.
[04:46:13] This guy's just trying to prove he's better than Zach and the Tartar player.
[04:46:52] What's up Ryder?
[04:46:54] Beatdown City!
[04:46:56] Population?
[04:46:58] There's a push.
[04:47:04] Tell you what though?
[04:47:06] Let me get...
[04:47:10] Two core items.
[04:47:22] Oh, go, go, go, go, out of here!
[04:47:52] He can't possibly expect this.
[04:47:59] Flash for you too, bro!
[04:48:07] Good for you guys!
[04:48:08] Good for you guys keeping all your flashes for safety!
[04:48:11] Good shit, guys.
[04:48:18] the flash collector yeah take his crud bro show me who's the better jungle show
[04:48:37] Who's a better shuttle, baby?
[04:48:49] Play to kill him maybe
[04:48:53] Nice to see your kids. Let me come help you then
[04:49:00] They come help you find them
[04:49:07] I
[04:49:14] Made his Raptors or oh great come on red
[04:49:47] I just want to look mad. You not see that we stole his red buff?
[04:50:09] Oh my. Guys, what about this Darius? Count me!
[04:50:17] I'm curious to, uh, cherish with the bounty?
[04:50:33] Okay, and this is like, not even like, uh, this is like a statistical thing.
[04:50:47] If they're going to play to win, wouldn't you play for the Darius Bounty?
[04:50:53] Not for me, but for yourself.
[04:50:56] If you're playing to win.
[04:50:58] Obviously.
[04:50:59] No mobility.
[04:51:00] Hope we got a...
[04:51:01] We need those crugs, camp.
[04:51:02] We need those crugs.
[04:51:03] Fucking swats.
[04:51:04] We got a...
[04:51:05] Use the...
[04:51:06] That crud camp!
[04:51:07] Use those crugs!
[04:51:11] Fucking quats!
[04:51:34] Your team has destroyed a turret and now it has been slain.
[04:51:49] Off me.
[04:51:50] Same.
[04:51:51] Like I said, I'm tilted from Jarvan, I'm done, same, same, actually same.
[04:52:37] I just want to sleep
[04:52:39] Look out for it
[04:53:02] Ah, this guy's not gonna trade me
[04:53:07] Oh, man. Where am I?
[04:53:28] Yes, I got it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
[04:53:35] I'll carry.
[04:53:49] FCS, fine.
[04:54:05] He did put a couple points in W for Cope, but yeah, no.
[04:54:20] Take his Krugs!
[04:54:22] Oh, you're taking his Rand again.
[04:54:33] You're so good at jungle, Jarvan! You're so good at jungle!
[04:54:39] But you got the smite, let's go baby! You're so good at jungle!
[04:54:42] And our line has been slain.
[04:54:44] I
[04:55:02] Don't
[04:55:14] still worth the season why I love it
[04:55:44] Oh my god this Nier is just so fed.
[04:56:14] Yeah dog pile on him yep yep dog pile on him
[04:56:28] I heard game you have to try to win you're supposed to take the xcams to the
[04:56:32] It's true, true, she's right, the guy's fuckin' looty!
[04:56:47] If my teammates are seeing it too,
[04:56:49] that's gonna be all he's trying to do,
[04:56:49] they can do some weirdo.
[04:56:56] Ah, ax.
[04:57:02] I didn't see what happened earlier.
[04:57:32] Where am I?
[04:57:34] Here I go fang when I can.
[04:57:39] Actually, it doesn't matter if you...
[04:57:45] I'm not sure if I can get a kill.
[04:58:05] Bro, kite, gits!
[04:58:08] Mid lane, please.
[04:58:15] It should have trashed, bro.
[04:58:22] Could you mid-bots?
[04:58:42] That bill is actually decent.
[04:58:44] which are my
[04:58:57] God this has got to be J love it's fucking shitty ass J love
[04:59:02] I was a major and it's J love he made change you know who J love that guys retired it with the fuck
[04:59:08] He permanently invades every single game
[04:59:14] I don't know why he name swapped.
[04:59:27] So we're all losing 100 up here that's like, okay, well today is a bit of a difference.
[04:59:31] Like I've actually, today I haven't been necessarily trying since the beginning, but I was trying
[04:59:35] to be getting, don't get it twisted.
[04:59:38] I, the first three games, I was, four games, I was sweating my ass off with one and three.
[05:00:08] It's not going to get fixed, it's intentional.
[05:00:29] That's way too late now.
[05:00:30] What actually would be crazy if I stopped the LP gate, which I bet it's what everybody
[05:00:35] else is probably doing who are getting plus 17 minus 23, they're probably to stop playing
[05:00:41] and are only playing decay games, which I think is, I'm an avid decay game hater, but
[05:00:49] I think that's legitimately the play. Or what would have been the play? It's too late
[05:00:57] now but and I don't do that anyway but I think that that was legitimately it.
[05:01:15] The K game you're at this elo you only got to play one game a day you can bank
[05:01:20] up to 14 so you can play 14 games in one day and not have to play for two weeks.
[05:01:26] If you don't play in that amount of time you lose like 250 LP a day, finally we get mid lane, holy shit.
[05:01:56] I'm going to find my biocap sub to you. Thank you, Willie.
[05:02:19] It's a little new account. It would be like...
[05:02:21] Where's that to play 10 normal games because right added that thing we need 10 normal wins
[05:02:30] First of all, I'm still going Joe gathbro. I don't give a shit
[05:02:51] When the broken cover went back through, actually, I said I would go Sean hide somebody.
[05:03:09] We're back.
[05:03:34] We're against.
[05:03:39] You
[05:04:00] The last bit me glad so my god
[05:04:09] But you change Chugaskin, but not Brand.
[05:04:18] Zombie Brand does more damage.
[05:04:19] You can't change off Zombie Brand, you're trolling.
[05:04:22] I
[05:04:32] Let's get this
[05:04:41] Love me brand sucks you suck pump pumper you pussy show a picture of yourself IRL pussy boy little bitch
[05:04:47] I
[05:04:49] Glee fucking freak I'm a check your profile. You have one follower, bro. Get your cloud up. Stop trying to be funny in a twitch chat
[05:04:57] Get your red up boy. It's boy
[05:05:00] poor poor poor
[05:05:05] Hey, let's stop using poor
[05:05:08] The white I don't like poor. I'm gonna just sounds funny
[05:05:17] Oh, I forgot about that bit, actually, you're right.
[05:05:42] good but good but
[05:06:40] I
[05:06:59] Wrong bro, that's yes and too well
[05:07:10] I'm going to run down river for karma.
[05:07:38] This is the Rexai Vlad from before, I'mma whip these guys fucking asses for me.
[05:07:54] Can't leave my house, fuck!
[05:07:56] There's no playtime.
[05:07:58] Oh, the Rexai Steel is blue.
[05:08:02] We're trying to run, start, start.
[05:08:04] Get ready for eight ganks, woohoo!
[05:08:08] I
[05:08:20] Triple-dice this this loser shit
[05:08:29] And there's my
[05:09:08] These guys don't even fucking move, man.
[05:09:26] And then I got my silenced off.
[05:09:28] That's the worst.
[05:09:30] That was big to kill. I mean, his game's over. I don't know if that helps, but...
[05:09:35] I bet if you watched the Vod, Galeo did not have to spam King Silas as much as I just did.
[05:09:43] I promise you that.
[05:10:35] This guy is such a loser.
[05:10:51] Look at this guy.
[05:10:58] And with Karma just sitting in the bush, afk waiting as well.
[05:11:01] They're just stacked in.
[05:11:05] I'm gonna be able to kill them if they're sitting here like this.
[05:11:31] right side
[05:11:43] Oh, who are our two of us in these games?
[05:12:12] Oh, this guy didn't recall. He ran to dive bot lane. Oh, my fucking god.
[05:12:34] This is annoying.
[05:12:36] Oh shit.
[05:13:34] We are
[05:14:34] the
[05:14:45] brother
[05:14:45] the book of almost thought that whole shit
[05:14:53] get out of annoying
[05:15:04] same Vladimir I beat bro and you're getting bodied
[05:15:34] Did he lose the game? Yeah, but I still killed him on a lowey three times while getting spam
[05:15:42] king. Levels through this, bro. Levels.
[05:15:46] I'm not sure what to do with this.
[05:16:01] Levels.
[05:16:02] An enemy has been slain.
[05:16:05] Levels. Do you hear me?
[05:16:16] I'm gonna kill you.
[05:16:29] God, I wanna beat these guys so bad. I'm gonna add them. If I do, I'm gonna add them.
[05:16:32] I'm gonna add them and verbally assault them. I'm gonna assault the fuck out of them.
[05:16:36] Just fucking kill me.
[05:16:38] PLEASE!
[05:17:16] So cute guys, so cute!
[05:18:46] I'm 30 year old 2 another 3 year old more life big T. Hey
[05:19:59] not a question to be sure that with that one.
[05:20:09] Well it's good it has been destroyed.
[05:20:19] Oh.
[05:20:22] Hey there, the lane is losing.
[05:20:32] But I got this.
[05:21:19] More fun, lose, try hard, lose.
[05:21:31] Teating shit on every game doesn't matter.
[05:21:33] It doesn't matter.
[05:21:34] Nothing fucking matters, man.
[05:21:41] I know you want to do it riot get your laughs out take me back to diamond
[05:22:05] Oh, go take me. Oh fucking care anymore. Take me
[05:22:35] An enemy is legendary in.
[05:23:07] Why would she not have flashed? Why?
[05:23:10] I thought she just ran up to the left.
[05:23:21] She's trying to sub the chain rotation. Maybe you're right, bro.
[05:23:24] Maybe the champion's problem. Maybe another champion could have survived.
[05:23:27] Probably 8-9 ganks while still killing the laner.
[05:23:32] You're probably right, bro.
[05:23:34] Alright, on it.
[05:23:50] Suck my dick, these are f's.
[05:25:04] I'm getting fucking a fanboyed by this Rek'Sai in every single game I play, like dude, I
[05:25:12] can't even slay you.
[05:25:14] Like, so, what is it, you, there has to be some risk and aversion, or the fuck it's called
[05:25:20] in situations like this, to come back in the game and I literally can't do it because every
[05:25:25] single time he's going to be there, is he's just following me around.
[05:25:29] My teammates can't do anything off that, so it's just like he just does that every single
[05:25:33] game. And I just lose.
[05:25:39] And I teammate to nothing.
[05:27:03] I mean, I figured that, that I was being honest with you that you're here, but, it was outside
[05:27:32] I couldn't kill Galio there anyway
[05:28:32] Oh
[05:28:54] My game suck
[05:28:56] Fucking say these games suck
[05:28:58] How is it every game 90% of games last two weeks suck dick. I don't get it
[05:29:10] How's everybody's get shit on it. I'm camped every game
[05:29:28] I'm in. The games are the exact same even when I'm in streamer mode. What are you saying?
[05:29:36] That's a fucking issue. It shouldn't be.
[05:30:08] 61? Like...
[05:30:10] Oh!
[05:30:30] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what a fucking cheat day.
[05:30:34] Who the fuck on our team was doing Q?
[05:30:47] How am I playing its duos every fucking game?
[05:31:04] I mean, I guess it's not too bad.
[05:31:20] I guess it's like, I just think it's a lot worse.
[05:31:22] So my last 60 games, I'm 29 and 30.
[05:31:31] We're winning half of them, but when, how long, how long it is, it's five days.
[05:31:38] Irma, I'm down at 300 LP, wait, I'm 29 and 30, and I'm down to 300 LP.
[05:32:01] That's a losing streak I mean even I mean this okay I guess it feels a lot worse than statistically it is
[05:32:24] because I'm only down not it literally feels like I've been losing it every like negative five
[05:32:30] Every single day for the last month, but I guess I'm only not native nine in the last
[05:32:38] What 11 days 12 days
[05:32:47] But I'm down 500 LP only being down nine losses
[05:32:54] That's my last game reminder.
[05:32:59] We have T1 All Stars bright and early in the morning.
[05:33:03] That'll be at 7am.
[05:33:05] It's fine, bro.
[05:33:06] I'll run it back.
[05:33:07] I'll just run it back.
[05:33:08] I'll just fucking try hard this week or something.
[05:33:10] That's what I'll do.
[05:33:12] So the subs, it is the folks.
[05:33:13] We'll be on Twitter by mid-stay.
[05:33:14] Hey, it's got to be at this beach, brother.
[05:33:16] Fuckers!
[05:33:17] With that being said, I'll see you dickhead fuckers.