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02-11-2026 · 5h 07m
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I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Stop, stop, somebody stop, stop.
Somebody stop, stop, what it does do?
We back at it on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon lads.
Long day for Big T, long day for Big T.
Spent a lot of time with girls.
And a lot more girl time.
We were spending a lot of, we were like 12 hour streams and I was getting like three
hours of sleep.
I was always spending like five hours in the morning and like we took a big baby break.
But I kind of wanted to leave.
Plus, Taylor's doing the, get that work and then she cries.
And it breaks my fucking heart.
So I just come, so like, Taylor's bedtime is in an hour.
to spend up until then with her. It is what it is. I'm cooked though, bro. These playgrounds
ain't no joke. It's been nice out. These playgrounds ain't no joke. These playgrounds ain't no joke.
These sandboxes, they ain't no joke. Bro, I was so, dude,
I've set up a forum and the society's so cooked, man. Bro, why do we,
we had so much fun as kids.
Nowadays we like don't so what's stopping us like work obligations were tired family
whatever blah blah blah blah I'm saying fuck it I am like I don't care anymore
I'm playing in the playground jungle gym with sailor I don't care I'm swing on the
swings I'm sprout up in the sandbox fuck it I don't care I don't care anymore
I don't care. Oh, but what about everybody else like these these other parents can stop and watch me
I don't give a fuck anymore. I don't it is what is I
Do not care like sailors like
We're this like volleyball paint. It's that cover my arms and shit. I don't care man
I'm like screw. I'm screaming by the way
At the playground. I mean so
Sailor when she runs she's like
And I'm like I don't care. I don't care man
I don't care anymore. I
Don't care. I'm playing on the like little like seasaws and shit. I don't care
Who's trying to stop us bro, I don't like it is what is so long story short, I'm cooked
And I'm I'd say I'll tell you what though. One thing I do notice is you get really tired
You get that is something that have you get really tired really fast
Right, so what? I've been up since 5 a.m. or 7 o'clock at like 4.50 today.
4.50 a.m. she took a 30-minute nap at 11.30.
That's when I came down here and changed my stream title.
No, at 10.30, she took a 30-minute nap.
She was right back up. She's been up since then.
So how long is that?
Almost 12 hours? Oh, yeah.
It is what it is.
Long story short, not going to be a long...
You can do that because no one will doing Sailor is your daughter when she test rocks. Are you fucking drunk, bro?
Oh
You could do that because no one will doubt Sailor is your daughter when she screams dude
That's that that one word was like what the fuck are you saying?
Exactly exactly plus we look extremely similar. She's crazy as shit though
She's so spoiled. We've been going out to eat for lunch as well.
Let's use the diners are my place now. We were going to diners for lunch, probably like four days in a row.
I get chicken fried steak every single time. Every time. Every time, but I don't care.
And I like a pink lemonade. Or just a lemonade. Delicious. Holds me over.
That's awesome. Anyway, I'll be happy. Anyway, case you guys missed it yesterday was T1 All-Stars.
We had the Korean edition. That was awesome. That was some high level stuff a little bit earlier today.
That was awesome. They played fucking great. I think we are going to permanently, however, be in from all regions.
Trenomir, Renekton, and...
Lee Sin.
I'm not trying to see that.
I don't think it's Guardian Horn, Guardian's Horn,
because Bortle wasn't even using Horn.
Right?
So, I don't necessarily think it's that,
but we've got a couple of these roster spots
still not knowing that.
So again, it's the 17th,
we're gonna push it back a little bit later
because at least he's on puke.
So it's gonna be spear shot down pro a zap no way boo. Oh look at this name. Whoo. We got boofy DDS
Oh, how's he gonna do a lead 500 bro Han so far for EU that it's gonna be on Tuesday
That is on Tuesday, yeah, I think it's gonna plays a little bit of scion
Aloys is busy so again the two-time rain champ is gonna be taking a little break and then after that we have in a
And we have Viper, Pulp Altar, Shinshin, Jurassic, Dranima, TF Blade, Yasuo, and Solar, right?
So we got a lot of higher elo guys.
And then week six, Korea lineups being worked on, and then we're probably taking a little bit of a break.
We just call this winter split.
This is production, this is actually pretty mentally taxing.
I'm not gonna lie, right?
So that's this, and we're working on a pick-ups page, and the winner will get a reward.
We're debating on what that's going to be.
We're debating, because like, okay, should we give the winner a spot
in all stars based on their region? And what about a cash prize?
We're talking about it. And then a cash prize is probably easier for me, to be
honest. Ideally, what would happen is if we
get everything like in a perfect order, we get this all calculated and
Thought out we would like a viewer from each region to be in each one. So one EU viewer one in a
We're not just sure how to go about it yet
That'd be pretty cool though pretty fun. Anyway, that's that two and all stars.com
Uh, you have all the latest info and everything's raining champ the vods everybody's vods blah blah blah
That uh, yes, it was very good. That was awesome. That was way high level way or higher level stuff
Anyway, that's that case you missed it league's been fucking dog shit LP games are fucking horrible
I saw a buff list on Twitter
Riot for oxen or whatever his name is posted a buff list allow. He's getting buffed. I
Looked at his next post it was the stats. She's getting passive tentacle damage at level 19 and 20
Wow, really pulled out your bag for that one, right?
You fucking dipshits.
Like, it's a joke, bro.
I'm like, no, I can't.
I'm like, let's just queue up.
I'll make you bot.
We're gonna try Brand.
I just need to win.
Great Mac, I really like King for sure, for sure.
Those guys were really, he was really good.
So there's great keeps getting better. Yes, sir production with almost no mishaps
When a cobalt client crashes not our fault
right
Korean players were on time prompt even with translators even if it was 2 a.m. For them
Cameras on all those that use cameras they understood the rules they got to work. It was amazing. Just a nation
I'm just gonna blame an A
Yeah, he did cook he cooked
Maybe Val
Are they actually almost as good as you and legendary I really up
Now I did use, I think, serviceable and it all starts sucks, like the talent sucks.
I think we need to, this next one's better, like I said, we got TF Blade Viper, Pull-Bull
Thur, come back, little bit higher elo, we need to get a little bit, it's no restraint,
there's no like good content creators, that's the issue, like it's me.
Contest like yeah, he's a funny guy. Is he a high skill? Solar's good. Hums is good
Like I think getting double it to be good, but I gotta see these down for it
Like I think like Viper Tf played double lift pull belter solar Hums
Me
That made all stars
We'll go in here.
Not you, me.
No man that sucks, just gain, cunger.
Do dragons.
But we had a lot of options for sure, it's going to be a while.
We had a whole bunch of stuff planned.
We could do celebrity matches from every region.
We could do OG uncle matchups from every region.
We could do meme matchups.
We got like SRO and what's his name?
S.R.O.
Buddyfufu.
Uh, Civ HD.
Right?
Gamer dad.
Oh, come on.
I can't, I can't, I can't see it.
Let's move on.
Alright!
First game of the day! I'm trying out my streamer mode. I'm going to turn that off after this.
Streamer mode doesn't work. They just ghost every shit anyway.
I think to death there's options guys for sure.
It was on the day 1 and 4, I haven't played in 2 days so usually that's how it goes.
You can see what a fucking disaster arises upon us, who gets to look up first, mid or top,
place your bets guys.
$100 if you guess who gets to look up first, trucks or...
Hold on.
I will vendor you $100.
I won't they know you $100
I think God Nautilus just died to us, but that was awesome.
Nautilus gave us that one back.
Thanks, Knott.
There's ideas lacking in my juice.
Fucking shit.
Oh, my. Oh, my. You meet me in the back alley of 7-Eleven. Oh, my. I'm not talking about
I'm talking about the player, by the way, the player.
Oh my god.
God's up to speed, bud.
Marty, suck, fuck you.
Yeah, I'm spiking my cortisol and chatlo and goon-maxing it on HyperX Deluxe Spree.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
What the pretty flowers?
Take that, Crinkle!
And that!
Hey, Quill, what's up, bro?
I bet my entire donation history you will win this game.
Deal or no deal.
Okay, deal.
A couple of days after Bronze 1 to Bronze 4, I love you, suck.
I'm gonna dad see me for a first-timer Tyler do everything you can why you
still have a life bro and have fun with your partner let's just say that
They're gonna have uh, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
Nobody tells you that. I'll tell you that much.
I like it if you stayed, sir.
Yes, smart.
Yes.
Every smolder midst the same thing go out blame us bro blame us
Oh wow!
Can we go Bard?
I can bait this, I can bait this.
and
one
probably three fucking three
I'm fed as fuck!
Oh
I got a feeling
I play the challenger player worse than a shankid.
I agree, I think I don't, yeah, I don't disagree with what you're saying.
I
I
I mean I don't know what the fuck's going on bro I think it's just like 20 streams
You suck!
This is every single game.
I just want to fuck that.
Weird angle.
I think I missed to be honest, so not gonna be too mad.
an air ball.
But hopefully the sitter isn't a bitch.
Good night, Indy!
I'm gonna kill him.
Jocko is bot.
Jocko is mutim.
I'm sorry.
Stop Artemis.
That's good.
Farm is so...
She's so bad.
I
Had an iron is harder than calendar you say legitimately your dog
And he has been slain.
Don't you look so scrumptious people?
I'm not gonna lie.
Why am I taking that red? Oh well.
I look so defeated today? I just have a little laugh.
sleepy
My best of both fuck off how about that actually
Bad buddy on it'll cheer you up
Yeah, Tyler watched that kid rock happen. No, I
like I said I'm gonna start going red trinket I'm ready
get rock is rock for for for kids something like the wheels on the bus
Let's go round and round
20 more, please.
Hey, yep, they're out.
Thank you, Sierra.
I'm a bad guy.
Honestly, swindlers would stand well.
We got contacted by the BBC asking to do it if we wanted to do an interview about the Discord
age verification
changes or something
like bro
why the fuck are you
to include in their uh... peace
I
That's it look at them die out a little guy
How long is that gonna last? Okay. Okay, not at least.
I'm gonna win this first game right here and it's gonna give me plus 20.
Out.
You'll see.
I'll start on the DM with a link to my PayPal since we made a deal.
Thanks, Pumpkin. This is my pin here.
That hurt.
Don't ff guys, please, waste everybody's time. Your life has no value actually.
Stop. Don't surrender.
I can't fucking wait for these guys to already fucking go.
60 years old, you like, wait a minute.
Look at that game I hosted.
Here we go.
I should have ff'd all those games.
of
Oh, I was taking a book.
Fucking horrible.
Oh, yes.
Piss it.
Did that just mean?
Fuck.
You pussy
Who are you people
I mean, it's just sad I mean it's it's just sad it's just truly depressing it is what is
What a disaster of a season holy fuck it is what is
It's so sad.
It's crazy what only plus 4LP a game could do.
She's crazy. I mean, it's a minus 24. It's really fucked up.
I don't know if he's going to play. Actually, after Shreve, I went through the ladder
and most people that have this stop playing other accounts.
I actually went through the ladder.
There's a couple that are still playing, but almost all of them are on all accounts, so they're not.
I don't think he's the worst hero.
I mean, there's virtually no purpose to play.
You lose one, you need two games to break even.
You win one and lose one, you're down ALP.
Well, I'm sure you can do it.
Holy fuck, he's still complaining about this.
Super sad 21, your life is miserable.
Fitting name for you, you're depressed as fuck bro.
Don't do it though.
Don't do it.
Stay safe.
Now I encourage you to please.
I'm just...
It's just banter.
Please bro.
Return everything you bought, I'm sorry.
It's not personal.
I
Do what I post this at X oh
No, oh shit
No, please don't
Don't! Don't get me cancelled!
Nooooo!
you
Welcome to Summer's Fridge.
Say, the world will end in zombie.
Nils has spawned.
I'm out of water.
Fuck.
Oh, there's a- Yes, bro, yes.
I'm so gonna focus up here.
Bup height.
Correct hits.
I
Only ask trade from Lucian, huh?
Hi Lucian you're already downloaded your trade patterns, but this guy's auto-filters up
I will exile you.
I just played it slow that I'll get some ass obviously so we're gonna find you
Why she had level three so it's really good for us
I keep one up high
This damage, guys
I
Misses hook we got to run all the way back
You are not very helpful, I gotta say.
Yeah, I'm loaded my slursling shot. I had enough. I can't take much more, bro.
What am I going to say?
Oligonic.
Don't type it.
I'm fully.
of
the
Just play safe and farm I think actually.
Let's just play safe and fight.
Asking that tree.
I'm a girl for Evelyn, ugh.
Did not do a few things on her foot, doesn't even lose up here for this, could be.
Ah, this is rough.
I'll be getting a TGC as fuck.
I'm flashed, but for us...
I would like us to please run.
This is why I said...
Do you want to show feet?
I've already showed my feet on stream several times.
Plus, you can find me on the feet finder, guys.
Of course, it's hidden.
Have an alternate account.
Have an account, you'll never know.
Any feat you look at could be my feat.
Oh pike.
Oh pike, brother.
Yeah, we're about to get real L9 in this bitch.
We're about to get real L9 in this bitch, that's all I gotta say.
It was a laser recall.
you are the face of my do something you are on the mountain of me big T Tarsens
I did not have
I outdid this guy's actually horrible of what we do is the bucket is entirely
This is the situation where I think in champion if you're this bad at engage supports, this
is where like playmaking is covered.
This is where just going in a chanter is better.
Like, she is providing a zero value, not a single point of value.
Basically, you're not sure what to leave, big T, Tarzan, or I don't know what you're talking about, Bob.
Find an outlier.
He provides pressure? I don't think so.
Hey, put me in argument, but I don't think so.
should pretty pissy the solution
I have colleagues doing very well and that camp is not balanced.
First I was used to get shield on E, oh fuck, let me show you this actually.
Your turn has been decided.
I didn't steal that kill for me, let's tell guys.
I'm just waiting to react to you in the cell.
I
Have time to go shadow I think before I deployed
I don't know jump
I
I'm surprised that hey holy fuck it does not curve like that for me on Ivern. I'm not counts blacklisted a shit
I feel like this game is a fucking fan or what?
Like I feel like it's almost already been being played, I think, maybe they're just
speed off.
I have two questions for you. Firstly, why do you think autistic people like to one-trick
a champ in league? And secondly, why is it brand? Cheers.
Everything you just said is keep you valid, plus one trick against the official play to keep that in a climb.
I think I go this and I skip void and I go power class.
Oh, I just responded now.
If that is true, why are you down 100 LP a day?
This gap just fucked up in a dill.
He's got a shirt on a pink pike, and outside of his dog.
Should I go orb, actually, huh?
Thanks, Big Joe.
probably need a orb uh yeah bro that's so many kills in this game
hey big t so i asked myself during the all stars event why the price pool is only like
six to seven pay onto a multi-million airfuck you and also why are you in the epstein files
Oh, it's A.B.
The ass up you idiot.
No, I'm not.
Wow!
Please, face check this.
Please!
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I
Have these four bad
I didn't know this nepharic had enough.
I call this game like, I'm really not gonna slaughter this guy?
I get double flashed on, make them both win HP, he has a chance to get double double gold.
That?
I need an hourglass actually for this stupid shit.
The replay is really fed, I don't know how the fuck he really got fed.
It's slow rotation with your dada's pike.
I feel like a 15th trigger.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I had a big one.
They're past the autofill, so, I mean, he's not getting a, I mean, no shot.
Not a shot.
I have to sit for my power the entire game.
I have a game that sucks to lose, bot lane was for sure farmable, and Evelynn got fed
from a pike play, but it is what it is. Nothing to do, actually nothing to do if you're a
I'm terrified of walking.
I
Follow me on the map
Fuck you missed the execute for the gold for the signal but the kill no fari doesn't get one game pike does that is
Oh my god, it's insane.
Oh my god.
I'll have Hourglass. Stopwatch. I'll get one shot now.
I mean, Ivar's kinda good here.
I'm gonna get sold, but honestly, fuck it.
I
Was all sorts great stuff. Thanks big boss. Thank you. Thank you that they're there so
I
Got to be terrified
And it's even sweating right now. Oh my god guys got it in fast. I think so much gold
I
Did that that sucks that should have been a win
All right, well that's this account let's swap there's no way I cannot be fucked
We got to solve the counts.
That is plus 16 minus 25 in the game.
Or the is absolute garbage.
I actually can't, no I can't.
I have no willpower to play.
That is terrible.
I can't believe it.
Well, there's not even any fixing that because with the game, with the match quality, it
makes it impossible.
Because my LP number is still higher, it still thinks, hey, we should give this guy
the worst players.
Everybody runs it down here.
should like that pike every fucking game which is disgusting by the way wait let me see that
guy was an autofill
it's a sinner one trick
I never checked your discord server and see what I said.
I do not check discord.
I haven't even had a swap account and so I'm using the same account for like two years.
I don't know what my next highest MMR account is.
I think the accounts need 10 blindpick games nowadays anyway.
It's going to play a healer from the medias, don't round me up, bro.
I
Oh my counter solo elo. Oh my god
Plus 17 to minus 23 out of nowhere
With dog shit masters every single game the game quality terrible every game. I don't understand why it happened
Stupid fucking riot. It's reset the entire it's bullshit is reset
Yeah, 5k LP right what is fucking reset the entire fucking
Cookie Monster was diamond?
Two?
Three years ago.
Oh my god.
It doesn't have the normal gameplay anyway.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, it doesn't have the normal game play anyway.
I'm more pissed off because I didn't do this sooner.
Everybody else is doing I just like I didn't just play the k games and I'm down like 700 LP like it's my fault, but I
Don't know why they said that they were gonna fix it and then literally nothing changed
The screen is blank. Yes, I'm account surfing bro. Yes. Yes. Play to it. Yes. Yes. I want
I'm gonna bite my finger so bad. It's fine.
I don't have to be every account. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Hulk Smash was Emerald One.
Don't they have normal games at Hulk Smash, dude?
Not bad. They changed it a couple of splits ago
where you need a 10 normal wins.
I leveled up all my accounts with coffee.
I don't fuck whatever's playing normal games.
Hulk Smash name was fucking flat as inappropriate!
What?!
Ohhhh!
Is it the Smash?
I think it's the smash.
It's the 1337, why?
Fucking let me pick...
Fucking let me pick my...
I
It's oh it's the tagline oh shit what's in tagline?
Wait so
Wait so with a whole workman, it's just a tagline
King Kong dong, baby, so what is the cat line, I don't care.
How bad was the last one, we can do this, plus 16 minus 25.
Oh my god, I don't have to go to an essay that's so fun.
Dude.
Oh.
You play a right team and normal wins.
leveled all these account with bot games. I mean I'm actually gonna have to grind up.
This essay is so fun all the way from Emerald. Dude that is so bullshit.
So since to add that requirement for accounts that have played 1000 ranked matches, you're
right.
You're completely right.
Why is that a thing actually?
Well, here we go, guys, old Ford Flex, lucky me.
I'm actually I mean there's no purpose to plan mother account though and again I should
to stop when it was 1300, but they said they would fix it
or it would get better.
No, it's plus 16, minus 25, I'm degenerate,
I'm not that degenerate, dude, I cannot.
No, it doesn't get better.
The game quality is also dog shit, so I keep losing.
I think they did it intentionally.
I think they gave almost everybody those little pg's on purpose, but then here's recent
Everybody's gonna stop playing.
T1, it's time. Duo, do it. Content. Meteos can carry you. Otherwise, just say the slurs and join Tadeon Dota 2.
Fuck Meteos!
What the fuck do you want?
Fuck Meteos! Fuck you!
I'm really sorry, but why the fuck are you expecting anything of riot fucking games man these guys are clowns since season six
Well, I just know I don't know. Are you just sit there?
I don't know, I don't know, it's more like a, I just, again, this is my problem of all these years.
I cannot comprehend somebody clocking in eight to ten hours a day, five days a week,
and being this trash at your job. And again, I say that, but I don't even want to blame
the balance team, it's more the people that hire the balance team. How can you see your
employees being that incompetent and degenerate and you're like, hey, and again, not balance
team, whoever works on the matchmaking and shit like that, whatever, blah, blah, blah,
this is who I'm at right now. Oh, it's a top to bottom issue. Yeah, clientee, like,
Dude, are you kidding me?
Match quality is probably so dog shit
because of the client, to be honest.
Probably it's great, actually.
I
Put a cleanse, huh
All right game one on new account here we go guys
What's our elo oh I'm on full-sture mode so I don't even know my elo
Don't even know my elo. I sure don't lose gotta be like fucking platinum, right?
How do you plant them right?
Yeah, man. Yep. I couldn't take any more. I typed something. I deeply deeply regret
Let's admire me for a bit minions have spawned
I have 15 fucking accounts saying I've got pain to serve
where's the clip scrub it
Honestly, it is a lot of damage.
It doesn't get better than this.
Hell, it gains a lot of damage.
Let's, um...
Platinum Recon's already gapping the pike?
What the fuck is this Lux patience man?
I'm damn close to mine.
Fucking patience of a challenger?
What the fuck is this Lux?
How'd that buy forever?
What?
It's more skew
Holy shit, she would not throw it
Also on a CS there
Is this over by the way we are this good? No, you're not
Maybe it did I feel like he's throwing he's so bad actually
Collector it's low. You know, I feel like he's just so stupid like maybe he wasn't even thinking about about
What was happening?
It doesn't get better than this.
I'm gonna call the shit.
He's probably dead.
I
Will go follow up in a week. Yeah, it's been two weeks
Don't stop
You play a horror game if you lose this silver game
That's his gold 4 and twitches silver 3?
No they're not.
You stupid pulling stillers for ego. Yes, bro. Yes
Both have flash.
Has he tried this hard in years?
This one means a lot.
But Rakan, that was sick as fuck, bro, you're a beast, you're a beast, Rakan, you're a BEAST!
You're a BEAST!
Wow!
What a little fucking piece this guy is, I love it.
I haven't said a go, E.T. actually, this looks like it's been winged.
Ugh.
Hide him out.
Dude, Mouthwaters get self-stunned?
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Why did his cassette just stop moving?
Starling
Wow, Rakan timed that?
Exactly!
That's the right time!
Nice, bro!
I thought I was gonna die!
I seriously thought there's no way he timed this correctly.
He did? Wow, look at that!
That's what he lost, too!
Plans to go, me to see.
Platinum play is something that Platinum is like E-Rob low.
E-Rob good.
For me, timing a Master Yi or a Zed coming out of his pool for Q is like an Emerald
play.
Low Diamond play.
Well, it's a MIPE, perfect.
Three times have changed.
I'm Tyler one they stood no chance he's right do you know the streamer
Hello, Tyler. What?
Let's see.
I've got pain to serve.
Oh my god, bro
No, no, he's probably alt tab too busy looking me up or he already knows obviously this is my channel
Yes!
They're gonna go in, oh!
What the fuck are you doing, man?
What am I talking about?
Why did my ping just spike to 45?
A playable garbage.
An internet guy come yesterday, that's what it is actually, an internet guy come yesterday
and you remove all the spare wifi hotspots, these are people who was born in the house
before us, had wifi hotspot in the movie room, the garage and at the gate way far
away and my ping increased by four piece of shit
The graphics make it a danger.
Not hard work, I am.
God access.
I happen to those things those can get subs big dog
I miss a curbstop guys, but you know comp is annoying, Nassus, G for top.
I wasn't gonna make my ping better, my ping was already 11.
Taylor just didn't like the spare, like, Wi-Fi things popping up on her phone.
Hey, can you give me fucking a mirror?
Shit.
I was slowed, I got exhausted, I'm sorry, I dropped a couple axes guys!
I dropped a couple axes, guys.
Sorry about that.
Don't be careless.
I live two hours in Chicago, and I have 35 peat.
Well, what provider do you have?
Because on Spectrum, where I live now, I have 60 ping.
But on Google Fiber, I have 11.
It's going crazy today, but...
Usually.
me for a bit
And if for if you drop 40 piece I'll do it. I'm dropping three kills
What's up, Q-list?
We hit Baron.
We hit Baron.
Ah, I should have hit the dragon.
Idiots!
Eat shit, bro!
Holy fuck!
You're gonna get sponsored by McDonald's.
I got a flash with Remind. I feel like he is.
Build looks horrible. What the fuck that's fine and your parents are not in your life that sounds
I honestly got this one in chancery like fuck it engage his bait it's too hard for
to play
not play but we used to want
okay I'm over it
over it
Look at this stupid ass slot.
Fucking lag.
That's damage.
Oh, but now whatever.
VGEC sit.
Evo. Evo.
Evo. Evo.
Go Evo.
All right game one 800 games to go. Oh my god, it's gonna take forever
Inbrewed for not that bad not that bad I
I think on my main account, I started on at like, I started at like emerald 4 and I lost
I have like two and eight or whatever.
Check their ranks.
The Diamond Four game. See, I know what I'm talking about.
Bout lane was D3 and D3.
Okay, I know what I'm saying.
You lost one game another account today and crashed out basically I did even crash out
I'm plus 16 minus 25.
That's the worst it's ever been.
I'm not gonna continue.
Yeah, but let's go to the standard.
Fuck this masses, I kind of want to go cleanse.
A joke makes you laugh to give me a gift to El Sabanemi deal.
I promise I don't laugh.
I promise I don't laugh, go on.
Go, hurry up!
I'm going cleanse.
What are you idiot?
You're an absolute idiot.
Holy fuck.
Okay, so I have an I'm good. I'm good. I'm good, bro
Stop Rob
Yeah, bro, I'm such a real thanks cozy
Like for a cute
Don't even invade anymore
No fish
Sure like how it dates or sins look I was never getting kills with those anyway
Stop Alps you should
for a scaling, let's be careful before we do it here.
All here, what's up?
Oh wait, there isn't a blitz in this game, you're right.
Definitely not a blitzcrank in this game.
Definitely not.
You want an 818?
What the fuck is that?
All good.
All good.
is that? All good.
I'm gonna talk about these engagements. Maybe I'm...
What are you, for this alone?
Oh, I don't know. The Pika Motherhouse sucked. I don't know, bro.
be uh...
changes of play
We got to, we hooked somebody or something or two something or...
I'm not pushing for a reason, man.
Waited so long, I was gonna be back to hot side.
I
Showing off
I
Hope I get my last auto off the back
Don't want the entire would eat that it's a little weird since it's first eat
Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up! Fuck him up!
Go B, bro.
Top level 6 and Mark, I'm not gonna get to Mark.
I recall there, bud, huh?
There's no play there.
There's just nothing, I just have to die.
The ulti, right?
Oh, you could be standing here.
Your current ward's gonna, I have no idea.
I've had it for years, whatever it is.
I almost hit six, this game is actually lost, I cannot get a play, I got another fucking reported support, and they're only just gonna sit by.
Oh, that's all the entire time we have that.
Fuck these games.
Was this drug? Yeah, I'm starting to realize, bro, I think the easier to play supports are just better.
Like Pantheon, you just walk up and press W, and then mainly range Q.
Like, I'm good to how easy.
I'll just do this a little bit lower, you let the chip be pilotable, but it's a step
down.
Unfortunately not.
Quick ult, baby!
I hate Evelyn so much.
Oh, Evelyn, bro, uh, Evelyn.
My god, she's fucking top lane. They were all killed.
Oh...
Fuckin' hate that character!
She's not balanced, by the way!
Dude, she pressures everything on the map at the same exact time.
She was walking bot lane there.
She showed up top, because she just don't know.
Fuck, that's what it is.
If she didn't, she doesn't exist, yeah.
I'm gonna get back to you for 100%
Have you got that YouTube video over here?
What do you want me to turn it off for you?
Please stay and we'll play with you.
Thanks.
This game, what you cannot recall, what the fuck are you doing?
We will find a way to out scale them.
me
We have a ribbon
Passive that was pleasant escape. Yeah, you think so
I had a bad for the game, to be honest.
If I would have got it, it'd be good.
Your turret has been destroyed. Your turret has been destroyed before.
Not seeing what the counterplay for me personally is going to be this game.
I think I had to go Brand.
I had to go Brand every single game, even at this elo.
What's the counterplay to Nasus?
Evelyn one-shotting me. If my support's stupid as fuck.
ff please
fucking an apple to come in the other way so i can go that way
oh my god, it's getting fucking over
ff please
I need more Dahams bro, I got a bit of items I need in this game huh?
I
What trap
I mean, honestly, they all have armor.
Really I don't just skip IE and go LDR second right?
I can definitely not go Draven.
I think on Brand it's pilotable.
Okay, nice blitz ult on the shield, okay this guy has someone of us thought, okay, someone.
I'll have a win!
Okay, what's his scaling actually though?
I
There's six now
on my ult.
The rivet's getting gold.
The other team comp overall, that was pretty good.
It's ours.
Let's keep it flat, everyone is hit metal?
I actually can't walk up anywhere like I I hate this character
But I hate what she does to the fucking game. I think I've bitched and ranted about Evelyn.
For as long as I can remember.
Probably should have done Baron there.
Oh
I'm terrified
They just aren't like the game. Well, there's the purpose is no you can't there's nothing to outplay you kid
There's nothing to the I'm dead. I could die right here. There's nothing to outplay. There's nothing to do. You just die
That's it. You just die. Oh
Oh, won't she unsteal so that you're dead?
There's figure of 100% dead.
She was bothering me.
I'm a little bit sexy.
Legitimately, nothing to do. You just die.
Nothing.
get a mar, the evillain shreds through a mar and even if i got a mar right now she already
has more steps it's really fucked up i mean i think i actually have to actually no i
I think it's worth
I think I can
Die there
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah
That's one
I'm not playing this as a garbage, fuck this.
Actually, at, I'm not playing this shit.
Fuck that.
That shit's fucking horrible.
That's terrible.
You can't even ego anything.
After level six, you don't know where she's at.
You gotta play off, fuck that.
At the top.
I'll drive on about Evelynn plays that she can play. Yes, bro. I play against Evelynn. Yes, I've played League for 15 fucking years
She's been reworked for like 12. I remember there's this one bad lemon player called Sunset and this guy was the worst league player
I've ever played against in my life
And he would climb on Evelynn because did you just get level six and you could AFK at Nexus and
Your enemy team could ward everything and you're still pressuring all three lanes at once plus jungle
Fundamentally speaking, that is broken.
Are you planning to play Resident Evil 9?
Cause last time you played it was pretty fun and I rewatched the 12 hour video on YouTube
here and there.
That just...
Probably actually, yeah
Swing it, what do you want to guess? That's what needs to happen
I think, well, I compare it to EU, I think, well, I compare it to EU, I think, well,
I compare it to EU, not necessarily in, hey, the NA ones are a joke, but yeah, really good.
Yeah, we got a twitch shudder from who's D4 peak coming in and winning in a in a L source.
Yeah.
These piss poor lobbies.
you
you
I got a strawberry. Peanut better.
I'm kind of a big deal. Why does the strawberry taste sour?
like it's expired. Um, hello? Alright, I'm playing as Malfight Top. This matchup's fine,
I think. It's boring as shit. No chili, I wish. Oh my god, my mom's coming over
Sunday I'm not sure to make that
To the day three it's already gone bro
Oh puppy chow. Oh good looks. Oh shit puppy chow. Oh my god. Oh, yeah
So I'm lagging what is internet I do I've literally never liked before at this house
What the fuck
Look at this ping
I need to show fucker how to do it.
Oh man, where am I?
Oh, just die.
Yes.
Dude, you're still fucked up right now.
fuck I was gonna play with Taylor again
call them
fuck it
but in doubt just play with Taylor
big
I
Go back each to
An enemy has been slain
Let's play lag, yeah.
I think it actually feels worse than it is as well.
I think it actually feels worse than it is, as well.
Look at me, I'm Diamond II, let's go mouth like the plane!
So, if I wanted to, if I had enough mana, that was easy, fuck.
I did a back-to-back clear though, fuck.
And I'll fight too, yeah, but I, yeah, that, it's different, I'm better.
I'm already an established prodigy.
I got really fucked up my internet.
I can't believe it.
Point me to the ladies.
I
Last time I completely kill this guy
Probably.
Well then I have to, uh, get items and I have to wait for the turret to fall in a long
lane.
I'm going to go stride, too, I like to collect that bit better.
They're not shields, are they?
Question on the big leagues channel. What's up Rex?
I heard your poll as revenue was all way down. I do to Kayla loves it
I think it's complete
Don't shit over price slop the quality is terrible to me quality especially
Almost always fatty ass pieces of state
Back to spit out I think it's terrible
Dude
I think it's all over for a shit
They've all these guys to go out of business all horrible I
Think we have a people problem because people keep buying it so that they're gonna keep the prices jacked up
That's the issue
What?
An enemy has been slain.
Jump, jump!
Jump, jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump, jump!
Move past you as I cause way too much, y'all.
An enemy has been slain.
I did. I talked about it before on the stream, but I think a large part of all the spinning problem is
everything being electronic.
I think if people had cash on a hand and could see like like handing somebody
$7 for a hamburger a $5 bill in two ones for a burger this big you're not gonna do it
You're not gonna do it
Now everything's just a number in your bank account that actually physically see the money
Shut up. Out of the way, loser. Out of the way.
Garbage.
Hey, dude. I'm kind of a big deal.
You want to buy a thousand dollar phone?
True!
True!
I
Teleportation is up. I have
So well, and I also think he had that last game that he lost he just like if he played for CS
There's a different yet I look at what they all move so much crispier things actually a problem
Yeah, the sky came from here all the way up that side.
How
Deserve nothing
That's what we knew here, it's my month, baby!
Oh, shit!
No way this guy's ult put on and it's lower than mine, right?
I
Give that
Saturday
Yeah, I'm Sunday
Stop it, nothing. Please. Please don't rock solid me. Please don't put your...
I blame the killer.
Yeah! Oh wait a minute! I forgot this account had the dabbing mode.
one
bro
I think this is such a fucking loser
I'll get it all chatted for a week
How does he out damage you?
Tour days and watch the kids, so you can help them.
Actually, kids must make a tube stone today.
I like it though.
I like here we can help her in tube stones.
I don't care.
So this is the area guys.
You are going to get a private chef and make bougie, fine dining meals.
Why?
Dude, I'm so pumped up right now.
your mom or chef definitely moved
just doing it for a while but it's not so sustainable
Oh
We're gonna cook other cookies terrible like I cook breakfast nowadays with sailor that's about it, but
Know how the dishes and did that fucking buying the actual stuff walking around the grocery store
Opening it portions
Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh, yes, dude.
These guys try so hard at this elo, holy fuck.
Hey, dude. I'm kind of a big deal.
Dominating.
Be a bear, please.
Dennis, you're gonna start showing respect to her at your start now or your permaband.
I've had it.
Rumble top lane.
I'm gonna look a bit sucky for my team but I'm for sure.
I'm fine with that. I have this item. Okay, I have this item. I'm fine. I'm fine. I went
up, he went down today. I started the day with a win and I got plus 16. I lost the
game got minus twenty five and I quit giving a lot of families and they have
Dragon.
Shut down.
Thanks.
That's how I roll.
Is it actually loseable?
I am now fighting three items, somehow.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I now fight three items somehow.
enemy rampage
they're actually reasonable
an ally has been slain
These games are pretty annoying.
The Nasus Pit?
Okay, that wasn't a close.
Maybe I've had Executures that'd be closer, but that kind of keeps me.
He cued me, level 14, I was level 17, 5 points and 8.
I'm no healer direction though.
Have made a difference
I think that's pretty high
Dude, I'm so buffed up right now
I kept ghost I'm gonna beat the shit out of the backline
I don't think my Graves got a good play.
The flash, right?
You're running bro.
Where you going bro?
I'll fight.
Why you running bro?
Come on now.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on now.
You're gonna send yourself 30 seconds if you just die right away.
What the fuck you doing?
a better chance to be stood and fought with Thornmail? Maybe. Maybe. Doubtful.
I'm in the same booth as fucking it I'll find out
You're talking to a generic character.
That win, gangsta.
I
Say it's completely lost by the way, there's no shaming to beat
149 you guys are in this level
I'm so fucked up, man.
Oh, you're following me around, it's so ass, I have ghosts, I don't think it does anything.
Oh, you're following me around it's so ass I have ghosts. I think that does anything
Stacks
It's over.
Bro, get me out of this fucking queue of gateways.
it's over bro give me out of this fucking queue of game these games are
actually much harder than you need to be is this guy slamming gases made every
single game and I don't know if it's to balance
I
Have now so now it's over
I don't know dude. I think it's gonna be hard no matter what. I think giving dragons is
bad if he had soul.
I mean, you can play to win every game.
guys we didn't see our damage
there's a lot of... I feel like these last two games have been all AD as well, holy fuck
I've seen it lock in brand top
Okay, good.
And we have two old stairs for me.
Okay, I got a flake, I got a flake.
run, run
that's the best used to flash, but fuck it
Oh man, where am I?
I'm not fighting a lot of lane, I think it's just a good way to do it.
Actually, very smart of him, to insta-ult, so it's up in time for elder, that's very
I was out of it though, I was fucking him up though.
GGG
You might should I went for him a little bit sooner?
Maybe if I killed him, actually
I mean, we all died, I think we were little...
Say, if I killed him, I couldn't be in the game?
I don't know, I...
I mean, maybe, yeah.
What the hell, damn it?
What does it do, Damian?
He's susceptible.
I wrote ghosting that explains the NASs.
That sucks.
It's locked in now, so we don't ruin this account.
I know we had a huge gold lead, and NASs just got too big.
I need to stop in this mid or duo queue,
but they're at 11k, but they're actually playing to win.
So they fall behind, they're not running it.
Plus they're on comms, it's actually pretty smart.
And they just play tanks.
They're finesses.
A 10,000 gold lead, two zero dragons.
Yeah, I'll allow you with that game, but I'll fight top for sure.
He's an electrical good, he's got mobility.
If you don't have mobility, it's fine if you have damage, but he doesn't have that either.
He kinda just does nothing.
I
Buffs like placebo is in an alley level 1920 those are lousy buffs are a fucking spit in their face to everybody fuck right
I'm gonna do that.
Sanchivi is talking shit on his stream about your runes capability, says he would whoop your ass in PvP.
Fuckin' idiot.
Talks too much on my blue side.
Okay, Malphite is open, there are four ADs.
However, I'll tell you who else is open, a lousy.
Oh my god, if I would have went Malphite, I don't think he goes Vladimir, but if he did go Vladimir,
Malfight? Oh my god, I would have fucking cooked him.
So that's a lot of buffered dog shit buffers as well. I mean, the chips are completely shit!
I need to up here.
We're losing in those other games like deep dive in Matlow Masters.
We're losing in an emerald.
I
Don't face rush
The kids behaving they are Eddie say those acting Wow
This is my version to carry and I have gone it is my
Welcome to Summoners 5th.
Look at her bitch stuff on how broken Vlad is.
I think he's strong.
I don't know about broken very strong
This ends one of two ways they run or I break them
I guess timer champ aren't fun to play against.
Yes, I'm sorry.
You will be tested.
Evil, why should we care for such things?
I have to push through there, I'm going to full clear top, it's rough, or 3k at the
top.
We're here to play against the Jerald?
I think Jorak's a fucking bitch-ass character.
Fuck Jorak.
Fuck, that stupid-ass character.
I'm stuck.
Help me, stepbro.
I'm stuck.
I'm not facing.
My God is not in love. It is a kick in the pants.
I'm the God!
I'm trying to win this fucking disgusting ice-borne item
Call that the sir. I've tried it. Yeah, we're gonna do this game
We have a Rammus!
We've gotta be fucking chillin' right?
We have a Rammus!
Are the Krynalsars?
Yes I did.
Yesterday.
27 CS Vladimir Top lane ask a band for you bro
Okay, that much right now.
Oh
I
Don't help
the
I
Like when you wise you stop pressing buttons
That's the other one.
Uh-oh.
You can kill that one, Cam.
I knew it was coming. I kind of have a way out better try and get that
Let's go this
Ice or next
Black
Wait my Ramors is on the previous
I'm at you losing three in a row.
get excited, get excited
oooohhhh
Oh, that hurt.
I
Holy fuck man
It calls a lot of problems
I know it's a window I couldn't join to battle that
I think overall, if Pyke's running top, I still die though.
of
and
I have ice for now so it's a lot better
I haven't trolled my E. That first E is terrible.
They're as long as Kha'Zix gets the kills, it's fine.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Let's do a note, dammit.
C4P, what is going on?
I have spectrum, I have Google Fiber, ITP.
I
Nice we cannot let me just get five man. It's actually cannot happen. Just get what has to die here
Oh my god.
I did know this Vlad has got two kills though and the game is incredibly hard now.
Uhhhhhhh.
You know man, you're not tilted Rammus, you just fucking suck.
Play that instead, please.
I don't scare, I don't die, I don't stop.
Are we all here?
I feel like my jinx has a lot of gold.
You can wall like a dog when a terrible champion allows you, but you can actually wall.
where is the rest of the team anyway
I'm not gonna lie this is really rough this is really rough
There jinxed a limited image. Yeah, but my ramus is really bad
I'd love to just sit in the side, wait a minute, I just don't want to.
All they will die.
This ends one of two ways. They run or I play.
The Randoans.
They can't get picked for this. This Kaelin hurts.
What's the issue on the ramus I never got it.
What's the issue on the ramus?
Oh
Well, yeah, I did it. I never badmouthed this guy one single time. Down 100 CS, no problem.
Do that, smite. Okay, so by the way, guys, we knew the buff that Riot is doing for
allowee still when I have to have uh he didn't yet I believe
don't think your side is ahead
I'm talking more LOL you suck
Oh, fuck.
Ow, busted DSL.
Don't put down.
Do you want me to go over the main account?
Yeah, it's done.
I quit it, I quit it.
So we gotta run this one all the way back.
Yeah, it's done.
DMing and Emerald? I don't care. That was like Diamond II. That was like D2. I don't give a shit.
And you're telling me that Diamond II players don't deserve to be flamed with anybody in the game? False.
No very well, high diamond players, some ego that no one matches their skill.
Why do you say you know very well?
Why would I know?
You're gonna go preset it out?
Go bet, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss.
Yasuo game?
This is my tryhard account. If I want to play Yasuo game, I play it on my other account.
I
Move said the sauce gets up, brother
Let's say hovering brand
Even mouse right guys really only about that left
You got three three on try hard to kill two and two two and two
How about this I'll play one more this is last given this account try hard. I'll go to my other account
I'll play a for fun one, okay
Well, I hope this oh this other sentence since I'm losing so much LP anyway, I will you know rip it
Not ultimate bravery just you know rip
You can't do ultimate bravery, that's not fun.
Let's
AP equals show guess
That's tomorrow will be an earlier start. Apologies, it's a little later starts.
Spend more time with the girls. Sue me.
I'm a studio they talk
I'm looking at this tree.
What's up, Dave?
Jesus.
I don't like the bottom one sound effects.
I don't know what you want to learn from top.
I don't think any.
I like my shampoo in all roles.
He doesn't play 80 maids, then locked in skinless rectin, that's a good sign, ah it's Yasuo
Hopping
With exhaust
Big checks react you know one of these what broke a step some stuff guys this is rough
This is rough for me, for example, with my hand around their throats.
My drafts look like such shit, on every account.
Bro, why?
These fuckers don't understand, it's February.
This is my guy, I've been waiting all year for this month.
All year.
Minions have spawned.
Power. Fear. These are my weapons.
Last year this time I was playing WoW.
WoW.
WoW.
WoW.
shit's that weapon
this guy is a ranged nerf by the way
holy moly to survive this city deserving
Oh
Absolute trash
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
RIM
We are the fucking senior garbage
Switches now RIM
Allow like
Face the push or some shit I can't do
In the flames
The cronies are calling me home
Getting fucked on? Yep, not competitive at all.
Alright, that's my one play for five minutes. See you later.
I think I'm gonna go
Sorry I don't care
We will rise from the rubble
He's got a few max lethality.
Let's play first.
Do I even go Tabs?
Nope.
Oh god.
I'm gonna do my points upon this brush.
I'm gonna go up.
Born of destruction.
Oh, damn it, he just did it.
I am stronger than man, stronger than machine, I have an idea.
That shit. That is what we can do in this matchup. That's what we can do, you know?
We have Pio at least.
Oxucker.
Splash!
Nice, and mids winning.
We'll be solo lanes.
All lanes up to CS, how do we lose?
You'll take a truly deficient play.
Lose this game.
like somebody would have to do something very stupid
somebody I don't know who but that'd be just an absolute
dumbass
I think walking up to take the plate and walking all the way back sucks up on you
actually
I
Go to grubs for sure
I'm going to play an A-Ram after this guitar, fuck you.
Flash necessary, I think I would have probably caught him.
I don't want no funny business. I don't know if he had an ult.
Oh, his card just made it.
Because if I got an ulted and then, uh, he also ulted off it, that'd be really cool.
Oh, so fast.
What, I can emerald? This is my main account now, bro. I have to split.
The suffering is only beginning.
Steel is stronger.
I'm not gonna explain the story again, but yes, I got the end. Long story short, I got the end, okay?
I got the end. I did something I shouldn't have. I know I was wrong. I got the end, so I had to count.
Hope I count. Alright.
or god you block every single of your abilities awesome top of that this guy has
to talk
they really think safe anyway
Care their hope away.
Can't block E? Okay.
Alright, can't block E or E. Here we go.
You are not betraying me.
Oh, now he's pissed.
That's gonna hurt something inside of him, got him.
What...
Dang it!
Your team has destroyed a turret.
And it is killing us all.
I'm out of here!
I don't lie with hard stuff players sorry
Brand I'll turn around and
back up
Yeah, I was right and I missed my account I could
I'm good.
Terrible.
Fun the skin.
Oh, I tried to kill him.
How bad, bud?
Another solo lani Yasuo fucking ninja brother, samurai brother, a Biden 0-10.
In the flames
I'm here on here relax big keys. Yo, she's washing
There is no coming back.
They're brand-user? Nope, it's different for me.
I'm fanboy every single game and GhostSymph and StreamSlips.
I will guide you to a new age, born of destruction.
Oh.
Just pushing her away.
I'll take it my fucking CS, a fresher count bro, I got a pad of my OP that's shimmery.
Okay, I'll go down to the top.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Can you bear it then
Oh, shut up.
Oh, my god.
Dead.
dead.
He knew it too.
It's like he heard me and it froze up.
I don't have, I don't have dear to lay, I have 7 seconds back on.
I only have Zed late for all-stars.
Is this a walk on a turret? Yeah.
Hey, good shit, balance.
I'm just supposed to get the enemy, alright nice, okay so that is our new account.
As if treacherous stuff on my other account, it is what it is, uh, whatever, we have to
slowly grind this one up, back up, nice job Yasuo.
That being said, I did say, that means we have 800 plus LP on another account to do
whatever the fuck we want with.
I'm not inting, I'm not inting, I'm not inting, I'm not inting, I'm not gonna ultimate bravery.
No, I'm not feeling brave.
No, I'm not feeling brave.
Ultimate bravery is actually low-key boring because the builds are so bad you do nothing
and people sweat their asses off.
No, I'm not.
I will elo rip.
Game point does sound kind of fun, but I will elo rip.
Want to get time for one more game tonight.
I will elo rip it in the top lane.
let's roll this bitch do the minimum speed
who are we getting I don't want shin I don't want shin I don't want shin I don't
want shin I don't want shin I don't want shin I don't want shin nice
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Hey!
Okay, I'm not going Olaf. I'm not going Olaf. I'm going to re-roll. I already played Olaf.
I already played Olaf.
No, I'm re-rolling.
Dude.
I
Did
Let me kiddin
Kiddin, I'll play kidding that lily on top look a bit spicy. Oh my god kiddin with this draft
Why ever I don't think I've ever played kidding in my life by the way
My AP, not my problem, not my problem, not my fucking problem.
Is it build80, kiddin?
Is it a build?
Is it a guide?
I don't know what to build.
A root snake.
It's terrible.
I think it's Darius. I feel like this is a bad. I feel like I would like some phase rush.
It's pretty good, guys.
Yeah, I'm supposed to go TP.
I guess we're playing for a kill.
I don't know.
I don't play Kennen.
I don't know.
Let's keep...
This guy's gonna see...
My name would be like, oh, shit.
No, I'm looking at my, uh, the guides on UWG.
I'm gonna go gunblade. Is it bad matchup for me? I feel like it should have been too better.
I kind of...
I
Was done works something about three it's done three stacks and stuff
Easy
You
Let's do it
Just calm down
Me because higher of queuing up to toxic people every game like it's a video game just play bro
This is a dual bot.
Steady.
Start lighting.
Here we go.
Oh that's gonna be a spicy one
Are you guys serious?
Are you fucking stupid? What is this guy doing?
Let's go baby
Look at getting prodigy here. I gotta reset
I shouldn't go
You in the wave, Roly are you okay?
Maybe funny if I start playing Bob now
I'll be able to do it
didn't move at all and then died 1v1 I'm I'm I'm I'm actually in tears IRL right
right now you said tilted up show bro the fuck are you saying
I lost a lot there, I lost a lot.
I will kill him.
Ohhhh!
No!
Fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Fine, we got this.
Look at my teammates every game, though.
What if the biggest pause is shit on the Rift?
At least go 80 characters, bro.
I will, I will...
and our life has been slain
yes yes yes
killing spree
I know they can't see him, I'm just doing it for fun.
Yeah, I'm so fucking good.
I'm so fucking good.
I'm in the kink again. Look at the shit.
Look at the shit, baby. I'm so fucking good.
So good.
I am so good at kinnin'.
I want to go boots I guess I'm late spike
I think it's good it's a lot of damage she's pretty fun to play little bastard
he just realized he runs the same way you do
No, he doesn't bro shit the fuck up
Agile as ISP what I did my computer
Oh my god, just get in balance, oh, there's no way!
What the fuck is this?
Well, I'm first time this character in my life by the way
You're an emerald nose my team account
enemy killing spree
use my riot games blacklisted account
so no matter what I'm gonna lose so when a skill ripped it
all good
wait the fuck you got unbanned yep
I said riot, better unbanned me or I'll never play this game again and they unbanned me
Thankfully.
Nice move.
Every single game on this account.
My team.
you
should stop
Oh my god!
I hit by the heal too!
Oh my god!
Come on, don't seal!
enemy rampage
shut down
i'm not one of my friends who's lazy
let me crash
you fucking garbage
i don't think this one bought
It's the same thing
Big tea teammates
Talk a tea teammates, baby. What can you do? What can you do?
You just look it doesn't matter. He can close his eyes random eyes pick your character outperform every single one of them every single game
Because my account is an internal loser skew. It's awesome. Thanks, right?
Awesome
How fucking sad.
If someone first timed Kennen in one of your ranked games, you'd call them at least
3 slurs no wonder you are naturally gifted at Kenan you both are both under three feet tall
Did if they first hired it but performed like this look at enemy top lane are you kidding me?
If they fucking see us he's one in six. What are you saying? I wouldn't say shit
Top gap though unfortunately
and they all locked in AP
and they all locked in AP
A dark seal in a dream, maybe a dark seal in a dream.
Come on, Darius!
Punk bitch!
Yeah, nice cannon.
Fuckin' R button bro, I tried to R suitor.
Fuck.
I look at my teammates on this account. I don't know what the fuck to do with it
Dude, I'm just actually sitting here with every single game.
It doesn't matter.
It's actually a fucked up account!
I like dark seal stack
I
I like to get in I'll say that yeah we flip t1 teammates I like to get in
I
Don't it's it's
And if you get if you look at it every single game somebody runs it the fuck down actually it doesn't make any sense
It's actually just fucked up every single game is just turbo since
Crazy hard, I don't know
Anyway, this is my last game. We started late today. Apologies.
Strong side top? Top never moves. No lead to play for it.
What the fuck are you saying?
It's kind of singing at camp top like we did against Spongebob.
Cup cubs.
Come Cums.
Come Cums.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The fuck are you talking about, idiot?
My teammates were running it down from spawn, my fucking mid's 0, what are you talking about?
My bot lost 2v2, what are you talking about?
You got solo killed, didn't get camped.
You ran into my tower, you flashed at my tower like a dipshit, what are you saying?
Hello.
What's up, moron?
Do you not see the problem of getting that much jungle help and then never showing up
at any river fight?
What are you talking about, you absolute ass hat.
My jungle and mid were 0 and 8, excuse me, my mid was 0 and 8.
You got solo killed twice.
You're way out of my town and you want to die.
Now why do you think your team was doing so poorly when I was at every single river fight that you were not?
You were not at a one-time river fight!
What kind of river fight was there?
One river fight where after I killed you I had to walk back to lane and you moved?
Yes, why did you say?
You single-handedly gave me the biggest reset imaginable.
I would miss that CS.
And take the loss instead of following the proxy, the biggest bait imaginable, getting
the team to hover you.
I did.
And your team-
It's not a distraction there.
Do you forget the part where you chased me into your jungle?
Your team helped chase me into the jungle.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
My Syndra did not move, and then got solo killed after.
Wait, who on your team are you blaming for that?
Syndra, when you were walking to my jungle,
my Syndra did not move to just EQ you.
And then she got solo killed after.
Why are you blaming your mid for that?
Why would you chase, ever?
Why would you still have her to use?
You are cold, regardless of a fast kill,
I can move back to top quick.
You die there, I'll get you.
Win that top fight, yes or no?
If I die there, how many people are you talking about sending?
It was me, my jungle, and Cedra.
And that is a normal thing to do
to stop someone proxying.
You weren't proxying, man.
You're itching, it wasn't proxying.
Because I was getting chased by you.
I was going to proxying.
How am I rage meeting?
You're following the proxy.
You were active in Foxy!
You were active in Foxy!
Because you stopped me from Foxing!
What is confusing about that?
Me going Foxy!
You stopped me!
Bro, you don't play!
You coin flipped
My mid lane going 0 and 10
Did you forget the part where
every single river fight I was there?
There was no river fight!
There was one river fight!
it was that one river fright.
I think there were three.
I think there were three.
Did it move?
And then there's no-
No, no, that wasn't really a river fight.
I'm talking about the one that happened right after that.
Honestly speaking, honestly speaking, if I get three men there when I was proxy, I just
lose the game for my team.
But sending three people there is an absurd commitment that is not going to happen
as all of you.
It's not.
So you send two people and you lose.
Already heading there. It is a it is two clicks for mid lane
There is we're done. It's not like we're doing top to listen boy. It's not like we're running
I can tell you a little boy
You're too top we're heading to fucking jungle entrance, okay? I
Call I I hella ripped kid and I whipped your ass and you coins with the better team
Wait, you're not eagling the counter pick on the most flavor of the month's champion
right now acting like you played well.
What?
Oh, you're a really master one trick for eight years.
Okay, dude, I hella ripped it.
I went to hella rip.
Do you know what that is?
No.
Go to hella rip.com, okay?
No rip. No spaces. Actually it's elo dot rip. Sorry. Eelo dot rip. All right. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Eelo dot rip, but not an Eelo one.
Okay, it's the same thing. It's called Eelo. Okay, I press top lane and I randomize my pit and I beat your ass.
Was that a way to justify internally playing poorly? They cannot have it for paper champion?
Honestly, is that a way to take it out of your hands that you did not step up to the plate?
You got you got still look killed if you lost every single river exchange because you had a
leader didn't want to fight there was one river fight and you lose the game if my suit reviews
no not that one I keep saying it's not that one someone happened after that that honestly speaking
You could have gotten three men me and you got an even you lost the way to tower because you were chasing me there
Okay, but the one that happened after that was just you did not move for fun
I was there to collapse on your mid-jungle. That was in order for admittedly no reason
But you not being there completely lost
The delay was pushing towards me and it was top side so I could not get that push anyway
So there should have been no river fight
Because my jungle was just coming topside.
Nunu was already topside.
If I try and push that wave, I get ganked and die.
Now, yes, that's what happens.
So it turns from, it didn't happen, so that's what happens.
Your shitty wave management turns into that's what happens.
I said, I don't remember that fight, you're trolling, bro.
You got solo killed twice, okay, so explain, you're explaining.
If you have triumphed you have triumph I don't know I quite flip my roots I didn't
Because if you didn't if you have triumph there, I think I kill you if I don't die the tower like a
No, I have domination ravenous. Oh, no, then that was just me in team
I
Just wasn't expecting you to be slightly faster me even through a W slow there honestly speaking I
Don't I don't think I flashed W there. I like maybe
Your peak rank in 10 years as Masters 200 LP, I don't think you know
That is not the peak rank that it's just the end of season right
What's your peak rank bro? Okay end of season master. What about me?
Mmm peak rank. I think it was um
Three ADLP when masters was 420
Okay, I was like
Damn
You're just rag shaving me man, but I did play well for playing from time
I was like, why were you shamed?
Why did you tell your rake it's a dam?
Wait, are you, no, are you shamed?
I can't really, I can't really back up anything besides that.
I did not peak 250 LP Masters out.
That's just not true.
But my peak is not very good.
This season is just insanely elonflated.
So I realistically speaking could probably get my GM
without deserving it at all.
But I only timed out souls.
All right.
All right, GM man.
Maybe do something with your lead from now on.
Yeah, I'll try.
I'll try.
Alright, good luck, Ken.
Okay, this guy's a rage-mating.
This guy's a rage-mating.
Do something with my lead.
My fucking bot lane?
This guy's trolling.
We're down 20,000 gold.
10,000 gold.
My bot lane got killed.
Look at this.
Killed.
One for one.
Bot dies, mid dies, jungle dies.
Jungle dies.
Top died. Mid, bot, bot, mid, bot, bot, mid. Top, after I killed him. Brother's gonna get it, it's trolling.
I can't even do this, I don't even get into it.
Okay, anyway, that was our last game. I think what we gotta do is in case you missed it, I think SAO, so fun, it's probably gonna be our main account now.
That account loses 25 LP and only gets 16 per win, and the game quality is horrible.
Reminder guys, we have T1 All-Stars in T-minus five days, got a massive lineup for week four.
Spearshot, Diamond Pro, Azap, No Way, the Bufius, Elite 500, and Brohan making a return.
Still got one more we're discussing it.
That is the next one up, and that is on Tuesday.
Got some big dogs, a lot of new people in that one as well.
Lois is on vacation.
He's taking a break or something.
Uh...
Yeah, that's that. Anyway, apologies for a short shoot today.
I've been spending the last couple of days, I've been spending a lot of time with the girls.
Uh, it is what it is.
Damn, comes first. We've been streaming like 12 to 15 hours a day for like a month straight.
It is what it is.
Uh, should be live a little bit earlier tomorrow though.
I have a sub to this, but I'm going to get through this.