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02-21-2026 · 5h 25m
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You know what?
I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be back.
Yo, yo, yo, well, well, well, we do is RB back at it,
but he yet again.
Sup sup, girls are sleeping.
Sup sup, what up, we back very late guys, very late today.
641 PM, start time, apologies,
but a long day with the girls.
I think my allergies are acting up.
So I got home at like 2.33.
I was like, okay, I'm gonna start streaming,
but you know, I'm gonna take a nap.
Before work
Yeah, I suffer three hours
Apologies guys, but we're back at it. We are back at it. Do you know it is I was prescribed?
Bustle relaxers as well they wanted that can make you sleepy. I think it's my
Allergies or something. I don't know here we go again reminder though guys
Tuesday is also all stars one p.m. Start time
And I'm gone next Thursday and Friday
Reminder guys overall long long long day. I will say though. I went to the store this morning
And a twitch shatter recommended me
Oreos again I haven't a while he mentioned. Oh, yeah, you never eat those anymore
I got Oreos. So before my nap, I actually took I ate an entire row of Oreos. That might have done it actually.
I mean, that's what like knocked my ass out. It's been so long since I've had them.
Ten years probably actually years
Anyway, what up what up I see you guys
Yeah, but about in a that is lead down
It's going with league because my shit works like I can queue up
Does it butter something?
Yes with milk you idiot
Like bugs not actually
The servers are buggy, you can queue, but the game might just, I'll try this once.
We will try this one.
Uh, case you missed it, yes, it was a good day.
We got our other account to 122LP, not bad.
I'm kind of piss-surfing on this account, highkey.
Oh, my neck hurts like a bitch
Bro trying to set Oreo on fire you'll never eat an Oreo again you seem to think I give a fuck
Bro, do you think I care that a food is actually killing us?
I don't care bro, it tastes good. I love it
I don't know yesterday was 30 pink but it was consistent
You play even voice comments on there
Honestly, yeah, I would do that
Is it the gown for hours?
Well...
Porto it's up!
This is gonna be so stupid.
I can't wait, bro.
I can't wait.
It's like Christmas for me.
Except instead of once a year, it's the first time in fucking 15 years.
What's up, JR?
I refuse to get my hopes up before a voice comes and tell an official riot account announces
it.
There's no way that shit's actually real.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's on PBE or it was it's gonna be a PBE.
Yeah, things got leaked as a writer came out and talked about it.
I don't know.
Too good to be true. Nothing this good ever happens to us, guys. Wake up.
Wake up. Wake up. It's not, it can't, it's too good to be true.
We're never this lucky. I'm not gonna heal up this game.
How's it going now?
It's literally like a dream. There's no way I'll believe it.
Oh my fucking nose!
My nose, bro!
I was an anti-cursor will be in the voice chat like would be better for saying F and S for the slings fucking shit
as a preserprzola stop working for your tooth note again that's work today it's just my allergies
which I never get.
Okay, does the champion slip crash or what's going on?
Well, my hour, so me and Kayla would,
or me and say they were at the high V at like six a.m. today.
We got food at ever, like we went shopping.
I came back home.
put her inside but I had to leave the door open to get food or to burn the
groceries in. I was feeling fine. She fucking followed me back outside and
started running down our driveway. So I was sprinting down the driveway to get her
and it was like 19 degrees. Then I sprinted back because I was freezing and when I
put her back down inside after sprinting back that's when my nose started running.
Our allergies really that fast? There's no way.
I
Ever since everybody knows Justin
Also my pings at 39 now. Oh, what's going on?
Oh
Warm up game fucking I feel like if I reset my router my people drop back to
11
9 king is bad if I get 11 usually dumb fuck motherfucker
Are you getting a game I don't know
I'm not gonna hit it.
It's like that, baby.
Right off of a fucking nap, are you kidding me?
Fucking trolling?
Fucking trolling. I'm really like that.
Executioners.
I did not, Thomas. Maddo, what's up?
We enjoyed Q1, all stars, hype the next one. Yeah, we're fucking cooking on that website.
We're at a former results page and it has like full bracket with games as I was cooking.
you think it's the same?
holla at ya boy!
charge!
such a suck
Crash it.
Shit, guys.
I don't understand how freezing works nowadays.
The minions, I swear to God, act funny.
I'm kind of a big deal to be honest
He was working on I guess we're off 50p it's going up about 10 a day. So yeah
Chicks dig my ax
3 minutes to freeze, not 3 minutes in a melee. Is that confirmed?
How are the chickens doing?
Being chickens. Yeah, I don't know.
I should have rushed cabs if he's gonna go boots.
I'm not welcome to sleep and hopefully this chat would be a happier place for you to
type in writing.
Fuck up.
So last game of the day, yep.
That's how I roll
That's game
as all I mean to mind I match him not up he gets them
allow he's very good buddy
There's no ult in the flash.
I think in a lot of CS they were my ult was down.
I'm kind of a big deal actually
Awesome, got his sums again.
He keeps like throwing in ignite as he's running away.
Fucking beautiful, up 30 CS?
I'm gonna go stride.
Also, I will get boots, he's gonna get boots quick too.
any deer this year huh deer yeah you're all the time
Let's get the Valkyrie!
Out of the way, loser!
A boon!
Ah!
Hey, dude! I'm kind of a big deal!
That's fucking top cap.
He's spacing that well.
Shit ain't sweet over here, brother.
I don't know.
Oh, man, I don't know.
Where am I?
Don't tell me.
So if you even started to kind of felt these, sorry.
I
Sit rubs he didn't run away, so you know
Idiot
I'm so buffed up right now.
I'm not sure yet, crunchy.
I don't write to my map.
Shut up, Jack.
I'm kind of going to dodge that.
Okay, try that.
Good luck, Soul.
They both flashed.
I know they're not the top, but...
Sometimes I don't, and I start roaming, they need to top it and it's back to the top.
Jin, fuck you.
Oh, you're tough, all.
What's the effect?
up tarbo
I
Lost
What's gonna hurt?
Oh.
Just that. That is what it says.
F.L.O. Brooks and supper are each minute.
You can make it 10 times worse. Yeah.
Gotta pick one of them, bro.
Pick your poison.
That was good today.
Oh, man.
Where am I?
Oh man, where am I?
How can I get fucking off this?
An enemy has been slain.
Don't touch my breath!
Just the fluidity!
I'm kind of worthless I'm not alive I'm not doing any damage
I need a fight, a team fight.
close good looks
4k damage, he's got a lot, he's got a lot, he really knows him
T1 fun fact of the day.
Brole afyel's Kadui when cast in D, T1 wanted to mimic his favorite champ once upon a time on stream, but yelled Badui instead.
It caught on and now it is one of his most beloved catch presses.
Can I get a webcam, my Badui?
Holy fuck, static. Shut the fuck up, that's not what happened at all.
Well enough with the fucking flashes!
Holy shit!
It's like every single fucking time!
Flash, flash, flash!
I'm the only one pumping flashes the entire...
We're saving everything for me?
Kali bro
You're a flash counter 15 enemies have flashed away from you so far this game
Any game screen 30 enemy flashes blown
That's the top of the freak.
Rub dragons either.
should be a lot of people.
Hey dude, I'm kind of a big deal.
I wonder if he wasn't...
Someone coming to the lore about the dude, there's no lore!
There's zero lore!
I played with Dante's one single time, he lied and said, yo can you see the tree?
That's it.
There's no lore.
There's no Lord.
Oh
As for presents is gonna help us win reply
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh for back to wait for Baron
Blows
Hey
Oh no no push me down here.
Why are you such a pussy, Vi?
Bees kill, what's up?
I had my finger on my chiptooth and I didn't want to move it.
If that would have killed me, it would have killed me.
Oh man, there he is.
The world's dead, guys, we're really afraid of.
Oh
Okay, so they're gonna do anyway
I could say.
Dude, I'm so buffed up right now.
That is happening.
Minus 30 account. Minus 26 account. That was a yappin' fuckin' like shit.
Let's do something not bad.
That's too hard.
I made like thing to be honest
point me to the lift
what is that?
that's right
look at that
let's wrap this up
That was really good, I created a whole bunch of snakes that are out.
Yeah, that's huge. I uh
Bought space and so no luxe h rocks and got our hourglass and got her flash. I didn't do any better
Oh, LP went up. Let's go
I think those
I'm on voice chat not worth it uh we're swap accounts and I'll be right back
They're unappreciative, Dino.
I have to log the fucking.
Do you see the quantity that Ryan responded to about LP? I did not. I'm from when I get back, okay?
you
you
Yeah, what's quackas?
It's quackers.
Let's see.
Quant.
It's actually a little sense of jibberish
Wait, how did- wait, why did- okay, the quanta posted here getting plus nine.
And then he responded is this actually real plus diner is a joke push away
But why would you even think it's a joke?
Like we've been bitching about it for weeks. No, it's not a fucking joke
You have you been have you been present in the office?
No, it's not a goddamn joke
Just take it for a few patches.
a problem? I'm real.
Yeah, well, I think it's on purpose to agree, I agree, I mean they can't openly admit that
Okay.
Go back to the OG skin.
I
Need to brush my teeth again, bro. I got Oreo mouth. Oh my god
Get this guy out of here
She can cook finish yet anything
Oreo mouth, I mean, the taste of your mouth at Pete Oreos.
Let me only have 519th left, huh?
I
Welcome to Summoner's privilege
I
All right, let's go jungle
They like
If he zones me he zones me
I don't waste your whole pot here.
What the fuck it do do?
Alright, let's put this thing down. I'm not sure what we're gonna do here.
Oh
Oh
That's free yikes
I mean, he's not worth any gold.
Okay, now that's it.
Oh, you have nothing to be mad about.
You're just saying FF because you lost everyone.
You didn't get anything to happen.
You literally just died to level one, two, three, four.
What the fuck is this garbage?
Last time he's not topping in 212.
Might be a trade that he might just be inting.
Nah, because he pre-hovered Nocturne like, right when she ups like loaded.
I thought it was a one trick.
The game is unstoppable.
Commissions are out of use, they can't have some power, right?
Tiler 1 is the most muscular, tall, and awesome streamer on all platforms.
He is 6'5 inches and the best player in all roles of all games in all regions.
He's 195 IQ and height will measure them stream.
Sanctuaries is a bitch.
Fuck Sanctuaries in the shit.
Damn, but now I'm gonna call the loser just to say fuck of this time, I like it.
Also, I kind of thought Trimmer had it old.
I didn't expect him to use it, I've not turned, but definitely not.
Oh, Nocturne got the kill.
What?
Oh, maybe he'll start playing fine again.
That sounds like copium though.
Down to Grubs and Dragon.
Why even flash? I don't want to kill you, idiot.
Guys, you still die and you lose your flash. Thresh will play.
The ally has been slain.
I get...
That's what I get.
That was my first time trying to win that guy, it's too dumb, even if I hit that I'm
That's AK guys, not so fucking easy to kill here, huh?
I
The top guys, sorry
I mean got the job done right got the job done it looked pretty I got the job
I
Think she gave to the rubro
The player on Ash are...
I
That's rough
Oh.
Nocturne's actually solidified, obviously, this is the real purpose.
No boots.
There's windows.
They can talk to me and start bot lane.
Beautiful.
beautiful. Ascends more PR and starts playing for ults. Like that.
We did steal that dragon, I forgot!
I was hoping to do that
Oh, they got Masternummer though. They got me a lot easier
Okay, this guy just flashed on me
Like, Arby's? I can eat a roast beef sandwich, that's about it. One.
The
AK somewhere here.
Your team has destroyed and turned.
How's it a big car?
Maybe it's not too big so I wouldn't have been able to kill him.
But I am just sitting full of more.
I've been in season 8 that was so disgusting. What do you mean it was fun?
He always said that, so not that one of you won't be able to take it.
Yes.
The hole was packed up. Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh
God damn it
Fuck we didn't have to do that either
Thanks
I
That's right. We were coming back. That's really bad
I got an ult and we got the kill, I'll be their Baron push.
Oh
Jack
Okay. Yeah, that was lucky.
That's probably like a splash.
I didn't die because of the rush, I got three shots I couldn't make.
Oh, that's better.
I trolled.
Despite Nocturne, if I play way better this game, it's...
I'm gonna start that easy I kind of played off ash or I think of ash hit that are
Nocturne ran that game down 100% and made it hard to win but if we all played better that was
winnable I played better mid and if ash hits more ours but it's just the guy needs to be
and watch this FOD
I
Client crash
Can't watch it this client
Fuck, I can't get this AK matchup too, it's actually like hard to farm, the champ is so
safe.
Who am I banning at best though?
Well, I think not sure it's score, it's score section worse.
Ah.
Fuck you Jason, fuck your friends.
You saw the Hard Steel Roof Maker Titanic Hydra build for mid?
That sounds terrible.
What?
What?
.
Okay, I'm going to first pick an afk.
you
you
I
Fucking
I
Chat it's big T's doctor. He came back to me after he calmed down from the right rage
He's having issues due to his quote baby break son quote as a guest
He's actually vaping mango strawberry flavor. He's needs an intervention
They have quick range, yeah, but she's respectable.
I think there's gotta be better runes for if I'm against control.
I don't think I should go the same runes every game.
I believe this is an OG Comet Resolve secondary.
Second win.
What is with this level 2 Swain pick every game?
I am so good, it happened against me yesterday, where the enemy Swain did this, bro.
How are these swing players playing bot lane level 2?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'm going to try to get a little bit of damage.
I
This guy's trolling with those he's what are we doing cupcake?
You wanted this sure I get this off right
I love to be
Oh, she hit that fuck.
Tee! Sorry, Tee! Tee! Tee! Tee!
Fuck it, excuse me, bro!
Aliya!
Aliya!
Aliya!
Aliya!
I
Can't but
I did
I should have built dark seal, I'm fucking trolling, what the fuck am I doing?
3.85 rumours, why do I feel so slow?
Yeah, I'm on him.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Holy fuck, that didn't even bother me.
of that one. I don't know what it is because last life I was like dude if I can guarantee
a Q hit I should I need a Q I need a flash. If I was a good player I'd hit a Q. It's
my flash forward. I mean it's a fine flash but I hit Q.
What huge battle it's a broken character in the game.
Bro, this guy's TPF no good sound?
Add?
But this guy bought with that one bounty, what the fuck?
I'm not sure what's going on.
What's up, Zay?
That line has been slain.
all my
need stacks up now
I'll hold it for me, man.
Be a gentleman
A lot of first break no damage lot of first break
I've been on my dick all game, but I gotta stack for that ult too.
I'm just out here, had a sneeze again, fuck my life, it's been destroyed.
Wait, that cooldown is only 18 seconds long?
How does that make you feel, buddy?
i'll not make you feel
not every feeling halfway after that one
destroyed
Big reach I wanted to trade one to zero. I should have definitely come on. I can't attack them then it come to me
the
I don't know. It's hard. I don't know. It's hard because people have to respect it.
the night if you take it they can't play as oompa
I don't know it's hard
You should grief that because I'm looting fast, I swear to god.
So spotting good acting
I have to blow the most flashers out of everybody on the server, I have to blow the most flashers
that everybody on the server I sort of got
my name is flash yeah you're a fucking weirdo
you're fucking
socially acceptable that's okay bro
The rage bait is at the end.
Ah, this Wrexite and Sidra were duo-q. That's why they fucking...
I'm not going to be able to
stand on it mid lane.
comes at the end of the game that's what I said yesterday bro it did they could
it dude so much fun
You can be so much fun dude cinema
I'll be like a little little fucking kid on Christmas that first day I'd be so happy
it's gonna be so lit it's gonna be so lit it's gonna be so I've been waiting so long
I wish there was an Aram ranked mode to show where the true chads are and not you little
pipsqueaks down here in draft ranked boosie
What are you saying?
I don't want to play Dream.
I'm going to be a brand that I got really out.
Ooh, wait a minute.
This is kinda fun.
Nobody gonna help me with my traps though.
I'm not sure.
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
The Draven sucked. He does suck.
You guys got double duo queue?
Are you fucking kidding?
Nexis, Syndra, and enemy bot lane for sure dude, are you serious?
Not bullshit?
cry, but the ramp art, yeah, true.
I hate this shamp is fucking dog shit
He's fundamentally broke.
Nobody plays against them, they all AK off-screen, wait for a gank, don't do anything, I focused
every fight, it's just garbage, bro.
It's just garbage.
Yeah, people just walk away, run away.
I guess I'll just run at you, for a while.
I
Walk up there
Oh, no, bros.
Gargoyle, you finally take one single site.
On Draven, the general's going to be there.
It sucks.
God, that's mean.
It's useless.
You're gonna need just a snake.
You picked up actually.
Well, he doesn't scale either.
That's a huge...
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
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Ugh.
of
the
I
Look at this garbage for jazz wreck site, it's like gank bot lane still without resetting
I got two kills with those sexy.
This is where I'm gonna shine.
That was fun.
The ping is hard to say right now, but I think it's back to normal, we were at 39 earlier,
Now right 30
You have high pooling rates that is others fucking English.
How are you saying?
Oh
Yeah, but like such a bitch
I
Kind of suck it's really boring bro the ship is at you to
I'm praying this game. It's so much better. I don't care. I'll say I'll say I believe that this shit sucks
My dream sucks. It's fucking garbage
It's every game
At least do things yes
Don't be jealous.
All star miners were stealing it from the president, that's not true, I paid all the
all-stars yesterday and today except for Korea. Not through. Not their fucking money, okay?
Why do I have to share receipts?
Go ask him.
You write off text, false words, say it.
Yeah, it's a write-off.
It's a write-off.
All the cash prizes and production costs are all write-off.
There's that fanboy syndrome.
and
and all of
Rain shit
We're really down our about is really that big firehead 1k top had 700
Seraphine had 700, are we serious?
It's still my kill.
I don't wait for the feathers. There should be one shot.
Oh
My nose
ahhh yeah fucking cc for 5.5 seconds playing uh 80 carry hits
same one
new baron
surprisingly
wow
I should have pre-ad to Kong's Settler general
oh my god oh my god
holy fuck okay good next holy shit my bad
little brand I think we went I just for this to break it yeah that was flash
Flash, flash, flash, Nautilus R.
I can't kill anybody.
Did I actually actually lost this game off Wrexite getting that bounty toplane?
I mean there's nothing you can't do any damage these guys
Oh, that was a window.
I'm gonna end up issuing this, so I- Rated's obviously more playable to think Draven's really
bad, but they would have stacked MR, if I would brand, they would have stacked armor
if I go Draven, so it's like one of those things.
I think I just play the game, dude, I think despite that I can still play the game.
I have wave clear, I have outplay ability, so I think he would have been better, it sucks.
I'm just curious about, I'm not sure what he's doing.
I
Can
These fights I legit can't auto as always
I had no flash that fight, I'm just gonna auto, no I don't have flash up.
That's getting in here is impossible.
Oh, the dog she gave me.
No, never again!
Bro, I say it and I play it!
I'm so stupid!
I don't know why.
God.
I don't know why.
It's every single time.
It's...
What am I hoping for?
I don't know. I have no idea.
I'm just hoping it's one of those
craving eats, but it's just never going to happen.
It's just...
It is impossible.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
going to happen. It's just it is impossible with that character.
And we had a gold lead and they got like a bounty bounty bounty bounty.
It was a 5,000 gold lead.
Same with the lally. True.
I'm just playing for that fucking dream that the problem is,
Because when I started playing both those champions like it was so fun and that can happen
I'm driving back in the day. Oh my god. So good. Allow me when I first started playing her. Oh my god
So good you could one of you two would be three in a side lane old iceborn hole breaker. You're a fucking titan now
It's just like oh
You're one shot. You do no damage. You don't spawn tentacles
sweet
For driving it's like okay. You just get spam ganked you do no damage people run away
You're focused all the time like a
What is bro, I
Get I've said this all before and I will fucking to lock in him again. I don't know why I don't know why you I
Don't know why you
Thank you.
I'm not saying that game is one on brand, I'm saying it's playable.
Was that draining game playable at all?
And from the beginning, you know what's going to happen.
You know you're going to get spam game, you know it.
Everybody's going to focus you, you know it.
I'll trade, I wasn't paying attention.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
She gets full of skin.
Swain, it's not my birthday Porsche.
You're saying it's your birthday.
It's that 113.
I have not double I play tester sir would you welcome to Summoner's Rift
I don't jump out of a plane or in a adrenaline rush.
fuck
it's USS Franklin like a ship
I'm not sure if I can get this guy.
I'm not sure if I can get this guy.
I don't want to get it rumbling you don't want to get it stumbling
Yeah, don't want to get it tumbling. I fucking miss all this. Yes
Well, I'm like, uh, you know those old cartoons were like a snowball on
The top of the mountains starts going up and being speed and getting bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger
Like me on Cho'Gath.
New term snowballing? Oh my god, we'll call that snowballing.
I've hit. I just invented a new term, snowballing.
Let's go.
I had an ult pretty fast there so that he couldn't get hisled off.
That's enough for today.
Space on Polly Market, DRanma has a 27% chance of winning 2 in all stars.
Polly Market, the betting side?
apparently we were bet on the last two and all stars was bet on like $5,000
total.
Insider trading, wait!
I could easily insider trade.
Oh!
Is that real money?
No, but I actually could.
Like, what if I rigged it and even though, like, say, polebelter vs. Geronimo, even though
polebelter won, I was like, nah, you're DQ'd.
Fuck it.
Nah, DQ'd, bro, sorry.
Nah, thank you bro, sorry.
What's a free money glitch?
I get Merc treasure too.
Stay for another wave.
You can't do more.
True.
I can't believe these LP games are serious, brothers.
No reason to play this game.
Alright, I'll sooner like danger myself like oh nice. I'm gonna win this game or win the next game
My climate and then what my game is gonna put it. Why is they not?
Never attribute to malice what could be attributed to ignorance
Okay
No! I cannot leave any of them here!
Riot's not doing it on purpose, they're just slow little stupid.
Oh
Flash
Hey, did I kill Pyro Maxide?
Oh.
I'm getting the stacks I want.
one.
My first game.
come on he was over that for sure
That's bullshit.
Eventually, yeah, eventually.
I don't like sitting mid here.
I just had to go for the tower, what?
So I'll be ranked for this, I actually wanna make it in time with Keith.
Bro, some guy made a six hour about you, what's that mean?
A six hour.
You know what game fuck that
I need psi on the conch horse.
I can't believe it.
That bounty is really big.
I cannot die.
It does not feel like we're up anything.
I mean, I just want my combo again, it is reduced.
Alright guys, I have a flashlight.
It's bro 5 for 3 and then it's gonna be a 6 for the next 5 years.
Easily!
Holy shit, easily bro.
A long year left, what?
I said I had to work tomorrow then I remember I should do hours a week and I should just
listen to one of the few employees in the chat.
If you have a job, press one.
If you do not have a job, press two.
Okay, a lot of jobs for you guys, good job, we are a matured Twitch audience.
your team has destroyed your team has destroyed
destroy and turn it
Oh, oh my god
What was me a stack, came out of a stack.
He's the medriest, the base dp, only bot lane.
I didn't execute and I had more than the run age key because this rune, Oxelon Arcanus
gives you a bit more, like the ult doesn't account for the rune.
Absolutely dated by my team. That sucks.
We're bigger too, I was in out of account for items as well.
What did Riot do to Unvaniage and it's so hard to do the same thing?
Was I banned for two years?
Year and a half?
It's not that bad.
Yes.
Almost.
Why is this guy so healthy?
Fuck, it's his chase.
Your turret has been destroyed
This entire game has been odd.
They're not playing a per-squirtle.
Oh
In the place you
Here's me holy fuck, bro
Lot of the allergy
I'm looking fucking massive on the skin right
Oh
okay lets wrap this up guys
right up
go swing go go swing go go swing go idiot I'm fast
idiot I'm fast
Slightly... slightly...
Enough!
I summoning your viewers, well played.
Alright, Franklin.
Alright, Franklin.
I have blow my nose, bro. Give me a second.
You
Yeah, that's a good one.
You can see that voice comes yes sir.
Yep, don't even at first pick. I don't give a shit. Just swap swap swap swap. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope
Not even a fuck with it. I don't mean to give a shit. Nope
Me at first pick
No, no, no
Go ahead and lock that in, but go ahead and lock in that brand, but...
You
So I'm bad at branded I'm kidding. I never play brand bro my goodness
My 2k Demir pots and pans came in the mail today, let me Google this.
What the fuck did you buy these for?
For their basic fucking pants!
Minus 2K you idiot!
That's what happens.
Let's do a playlist swap.
Oh.
Oh.
the
demi-air atlantis ten-piece set
seven layers of metal with sealed edges
dishwater safe
and welded parts
not bolted so food doesn't get stuck
use a Pam, bro. Wow.
Ah.
Now I'm flak-ing sure it doesn't say.
Okay, I hooked here, man.
The enemy has been slain.
Late after.
The enemy has been slain.
Dead man blocking.
I'm gonna scale up the buffs to heal it. Wait, did I only get buffed?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Oh
Don't you
Oh, I hate this fucking character, bro.
Fucking stop giving me bot lane!
I hate this champ so bad, I'm not a lie.
Such a degenerate retarded zero IQ, doesn't do anything, fucking champ pick.
Maybe you can get wins if they also lock in Enchanters, sure.
Can't lock in anything with a fucking brain, you're climbing uphill, the entire fucking game, just go next, bro.
Miserable, ab-miserable.
Can't lock in brain without seeing this abomination pick, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
Unfortunately for me, I think I got double unlucky based off his name, Koi Pond.
I think he was going Nami no matter what.
Fuck me.
and
the
the
This game is c- we uh, we have to fightify the entire game, Ornn's gonna have to uh,
short line everything, try not to get any wards or face-tracking any pushes or get-
Any abilities to even walk up the cushion?
I didn't know I was like Rome, please Rome, holy fuck, I'll help us so much.
Yes, not sure a tough guy. We get it, bro! You're playing against Nami! You're a tough guy!
You're real tough!
Last time they picked Nami was two weeks ago?
ah
Okay
I can't see if the bigger thing about that all is.
This belt this entire team just died.
I'm gonna tilt her.
She's like the only one with, I guess, Nara's gold, but the only one with gold.
I'm gonna build this.
I guess when they were right here, they didn't go to Dragon, Zoe just came down to his red
Maybe
That's in their own vision were they I don't see a fucking single ward on the map
I just want to walk up, or I'm not alive.
of
That was my fault. I gotta wait for that. Either she E's on me ult or my ult. Not
I might have you rid of the fuck it was it
Big T did you hear about the leaves thing of the three walls down passing away
All right, you know, I don't know that is
That's RIP. Fuck. Sorry to hear that.
Oh, it's this person singing? Damn.
Okay, I'm gonna run top, fuck.
Okay, you're right. Why the fuck is my constant's got collector IE?
Well, that's doing well.
Slowly stabilize bot lane.
If that phone goes out, obviously it's great.
This guy portal fucks.
It was a bad fight, it was a goofy fight, I don't know why we all just were like coming
through here.
It's not behind us. You're in the way.
I think I don't understand this.
Imagine this cosmic sun voice comes, building these items.
of
I got a lot of fucking damage off overall that whole thing we can't face trick this bush
Zed didn't end up getting velvet, but I kinda do no damage.
is the only person I can hit it is this guy.
It's not too fun.
I think I could do that over the wall.
I
Fight there and half is here
So shit where these guys doing man
I
Mean to be fair that's true
Ordin comics were bot side fucking jacking each other off there
I don't know what the fuck that was but then they regrouped to us and Zed fish
Like it can't happen bro. It just can't happen
this
this
Oh.
Oh, Shry.
I
Know several things that have to help us understand
Bob's exporting not picking Nami
All these dragon fights were dog shit.
Fuck.
Well, can we stop giving me bot lane?
I don't know if it works, I don't know if I can Q mid lane, get it 25 times in a row
and then randomly start getting bot lane a shit ton.
Nice dude.
Love Crit Cosmics.
You just have no control.
I think you have no control of the game at any point
if you're not queuing mid, jungle, or support.
If you're queuing AD carry, or AP carry, or top lane,
you're at full will of your teammates.
Mid lane you can move, mid lane you can roam.
Now I can't queue mid top, I get top every time.
I feel like shit
I think I think bot lane or AD carry is worse though because not only have you know
Control over the game, you don't control over your lane
You don't get to choose if you get to play or not. It's just bullshit. There are a couple gold leads
We were able to get this bear to have been so big
We're actually up before that last fight.
Oh
Tell me
I need a bail item. I mean, Zed needed a two because I gave him a swindle two, but Zed got picked like three times in a row.
Yeah, he still played well, but we needed that way too much for our bail spline.
You're a food.
It's a McDonald's. I think it's a good idea, bro.
I think you might be on to something.
I
Oh, how about sucks
You
Jeffle or X time camp gonna be kicking it in pink wood low after today X QC L bozo
Good one, bro
Probably will be actually
The W max game
What's there at mid
Exhaust I'm playing this guy before these guys have triple exhaust. What the fuck for who even?
That's going to be annoying.
What the fuck?
of
the
kill
darkness
There's no TP
I don't know Mark.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm really cool with Trivett in her leash, she said yop, top, top, top, yop.
I should bring that down.
Tabs, Erko, Merc's just came as well.
That's getting a bit quick to then match up, isn't he?
I think I'll go to that matchup, are you crazy?
I
Think we're gonna kill this guy
Actually, I got proto
I mean I get away with going switch easier
If I'm not, I really need merc threads.
I don't think so.
Flash.
He's pretty smart, he's not doing my range.
I think I'm gonna get away with it with some peace.
Nice Olaf build.
I'm going to come on.
No way I don't flash over that.
I feel like it's a second time I've done that.
Can I flash over a little?
Nice.
Nice, maybe that one's easier.
I
Was fucking hard as well
Fuckin' top laders are sending this shit, by the way.
Oh
I'll be right back.
Oh, bye.
So dark still though
I wonder if this guy has his shield.
Why are they so upset?
If I hit that kill...
I mean if I kill Xerath there, not that I have to.
of
five
two
two
two
three
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
I don't know where to go.
Oh
Not the worst game state I've been in
I can't see this.
Ah.
Ah, I trolled it all.
Oh, no.
was it
That was it
There's a whole office, I mean
Can I drop the big man to one he's 281
I
This game say suck.
These people are legitimately just fucking stupid.
I'm gonna play this game better though, I missed a couple abilities, I could be like
8 kills right now.
What's the count?
Ah, I didn't know it was a bot account.
That sucks.
Oh, yep.
Oh
All right, oh, that's right guys
That's that guy, the jinx walks up near that range and dies, but he's better to sit and get back, but his game is so dead.
You cannot you can't have people just running it down. The game is unplayable
It is there's running letters dying dying dying dying dying dying actually did that happen the first game of the day
I'm either account with like that that nocturn
Hello, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I mean, it does to an extent because if you do that all up does, you're kind of not trying
General in.
In general.
Bad games.
Bad games.
I
Wanted that
Okay
I
Love what is for two levels like you said it scales better all levels really by how much
Um, that's going to fill me up at all.
I got time for two more games.
And ladies, notice let's...
Last...
...min...
...min...
...min...
...min...
I wear my cookies.
No.
Don't play with me.
It is.
What do you think?
I don't know what night I'm getting bucketed.
I
Guess I go for sure
Welcome to Summoners Rift.
I need to start defending my own jungle actually.
There's already a stand.
Oh well.
Good bye.
I'll pop a pot here, I don't want to get his, or I'm like, oh it'll help me if anyone
shots me
I don't provide a better TP. Kill on my lane for a kill on my jungle, that's not worth it.
Like the wave, oof.
Oof.
Here, move to IQ!
Please?
Big ass, I know.
I'm the unfortunate timing.
I got Zaheem TP so bad it's going to take him so long to get there.
I'm going to reset, ran back around, driving set, AFK in the bush, removed a Q, thank you
Ryan, we love you.
Oh my god he's still bot lane, he's just bot lane.
the stockings of the teams and my dolls killing me. Holy shit.
I was epic.
As soon as the Zipik face is not going to lie, what does that mean?
Describe that to me.
I'm probably gonna have to flash or use a knight or something there, but fuck it.
EMAX SECOND!
Is this by any looks, Maxing? Maxing such as bone-mashing or mewing?
Uh, no.
I cannot do that. 10,000 gifted I'll scream as loud as I can.
I'm so scared to walk up here.
Let's not risk it.
Let's try to kill Pyke and push.
We should enable that yet.
We got a while.
I mean, I took him a bit.
Ah, so close actually, fuck.
Ah, so close actually, fuck.
Ah, so close actually, fuck.
Oh, let me try guys.
Super-tep, Joel-tep.
I mean, it's not he gets active
Holy crap, any of this is 7-1
He's coaching from this guy
Holy 200 of those steps as well.
Damage!
I mean, Jesus Christ, she had flashed that entire time, are you kidding me?
I'm trying to go clear all these pikes of wards as well
I don't think he's legendary.
I think he's pretty lazy.
These are pretty lazy biz skills here.
I'm sorry.
It's Ahi!
It's Ahi!
Still healthy!
I'm gonna have to build.
I just like an hourglass game. Yeah, actually, I think I feel hourglass.
Tank? Like, like, for instance, if I was putting speed in this game,
I think this game is what I built. Really armor, right?
No, I have to build MR.
No, I have to build both.
So what does that lead to?
Jack?
Yeah, that's fucking terrible.
Regardless, I need boots.
keep it
I
Don't you can guys we're not you can
Okay.
Orange is melting me.
This guy's hourglass is back up.
I'm still damage.
Oh.
Surely, Dronimo.
We can't walk past ORD!!!
It's all absurd man, holy fuck.
These last couple of games have been so rough, we're getting like crazy gap, crazy.
I think the enemy team is 5 stacking comms, kiting perfectly, playing perfectly, blowing cooldowns, and fleeing.
I
I know they have to, I know the Fizz and Carver do as you, but we should have a duo as well,
I feel so bad or feel so uncoordinated
I definitely make some less one-sided like this I think it'll be bad
Oh, they're on the only plate. Oh, they're double duo you guys got zero duo queue. Of course, it's gonna be that bad
Just probably what happened
Hard to put money on it
I
Sort of doing these uh
I mean, dude, we're just getting fucking cream every game
Are they just unlucky
Last game
I
Ration that's too late for that
Do some ice bro
Oh, Bladesy, what's up? I got you dude. Don't worry about it
Okay, you know what it is probably
Probably time of day I'm queuing
You guys, we are these guys are fucking turbo sending it every game.
And the only difference is I never play at 11 p.m.
Ever.
Oh, true.
on a Friday, yeah.
Well, we should have...
Not balanced, I'd say.
I did not like it like that game I should have went to play way
Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Andre, what's up?
Wait, I hope not.
but the kind of
the comment
or the second way into but
Do you need ultimate hunter?
We don't need second win.
Let's be a gentleman.
this one. If this game is less than 30 minutes I might be able to play another. Maybe.
Yes, good sir.
Quiet!
Uh, probably thanks, Shalop.
Let us fight like gentlemen.
Did you play this match up before?
I don't know where to dodge her or to kill her.
I had a little bit more mana to play as Warf, but I don't, it's like bad.
So bad for Nautilus, he's trying to help, but it's actually, like I said, trying to get some mages is pretty fucking hard.
After mid lane Mercs, they can go early Nekotron Cloak, uh, how do they play before AP?
I
Feels really bad for her as her Lina's getting ran she feels like she has to do something
Good day, Big Thief. Thank you, Seaboth.
Have a nice week, bro.
Ah, that's garbage.
All the Lux play. Hoggers, all the Lux, the way that you do that wave.
the
death
of
the
death
of
and
Postured LCS a little bit. I don't really have the time to full commit to it, bro. Saturdays and Sundays
Especially during the summer
it's up
I'm doing it
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Rocket, but it's gonna be hard to kill anyway.
Oh my god, I fucking missed my W.
I think he ulted a minion as well, didn't he?
I think Ragear just greeds, fuck.
Yes, good shot.
This is Skate, yes or what?
Got a problem here.
anything less would be uncivilized
I challenge you to a duel
I missed that cannon, I'm gonna miss it now.
I
Know let's stop
But that guy was playing
Let's stop you're hurting let's stop
Yes, good sir.
Anyone for spotting?
Oh, wow.
Anything you mess with.
Oh, wow!
Are you mad?
Are you mad Rigger?
What's that bud?
of
I
Watch the Olympics not
I'm not really
All right, I said it last minute really watch when Olympics
You, sir, are all good enough for you.
Breakdancing this year? Wait, was that last year?
Bro that girl is spooked
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
She was silent so she couldn't reactivate her E that she flashed on her.
That she doesn't whiff her ult.
Yeah, she's pissed
I think I should have bought my TP's up.
Oh wait. Oh I said in the wrong chat, fuck.
I'm supposed to do oral steroid.
If y'all relax- or, if y'all relax-er, ibuprofen, nasal spray.
I'll just wait guys.
Nice.
Well, that means it's going to be last game probably.
Satch.
Kill Rengar, they have nothing.
oh my god
yes, good sir
I
Fucking hate
That combat's a no-go.
Better always to look at the blades.
Oh boy, we're throwing down.
An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Thanks
I
Stop the bit later be okay. We're all gonna make it bad. That's what we're gonna make it
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Yeah, sure
I don't really hurts now
I could but I don't really give a shit
I'm autopilot, I don't care.
You're trying to keep him destroyed.
You're saving all shit.
Bro, you responded to 15 minutes late.
I like about
Bye
we get back whatever please for a dicks day out of way and this is a fuck up day
I
Had so much to go on IRL fucking the game for dog shit on league it is what is
It is what is we'll take three to five fucking okay, so reminder guys, okay, I must keep saying this
I'm not streaming Thursday or Friday of next week.
I will be here tomorrow and it should
should be a reasonable start time.
It should.
But for some reason things keep happening every single day that I cannot do it.
I apologize to that.
I'm sorry.
Better.
So the subs of D.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Subs, it is the policy of the Twitter of a m-
A squad, we have this bitch mother fuckers.
With that being said, I'll see the jittery,
ugly, fat-faced, fat-eared, lanky, leg-piece-