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04-08-2026 · 7h 04m
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I'll let you pretend you've had your last days
I'll let you fall and lead you to disappear
I cannot be so easily forced
And as you decide that we live
You carry our memories of endless pain
And as we bring it to the end
One is the one
You save them
Save them
Save them
Save them
Save them
Save them
A deep icy wind
A shell that's been blown
And still
I'll cast out the weak
And watch through the sea
And dance for someone else's
All
Liars and sheets
Preach them and break
Another day
For the crowd
I know
I know
I know
You try to break out of what you feel
Calling yourself a taken train
Until we want to just rest in remains
And as you descend out from there
You carry down every reason that was made
Sub Sub!
What it does do good morning.
So I'll just go sleep Dave.
It's been a long day.
Good morning.
Good morning, ladies and lads.
We're back at it on this beautiful Wednesday morning
after almost morning, blah, blah, blah.
But my chest is so sore from lifting.
Again, even those dumbbells, they're
off barbells for a while.
I'm so sore.
I like it.
It feels very yummy.
So there's that.
Last night morning's been long.
I haven't had too much on outside.
I hung out with the girls, saying there's crazy.
We were digging holes, playing with worms.
Blah, blah, blah, got a lot going on, got a lot going on.
I skipped a nap today by the grace of God.
It was close, guys.
It almost took me, it's just strong, motherfucker.
Not as strong as Big T, but strong, strong.
I'll tell you what, it had to be by its claws.
I like Dozed off for a second.
Okay, guys, don't know what Patty Shukla is.
Let me show you.
Patty Shukla, train song.
Let's do the jump song.
So, Santa loves to slate you and all of her music
and dancing and listening to it.
And she loves jumping on and listening to it in the bed
because she jumps like crazy.
Right?
She's jumping.
Like she's jumping.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
So, it's like 10 am. I like to take her in there.
Like you, listen to the patient, like I lost she's jumping.
I'm like slowly jumping with her.
My eyes start closing.
My head starts leaning back.
Grrrrr.
Grrrrr.
Ahh!
Bro, I, I am, I actually like fucking...
I guess it is or it is, bro.
I guess when you get old, you just did...
I was like, dude, you're young to 31, but Jesus, bro.
I was fucking, just like that, bro.
It hits you out of nowhere.
You're like, huh?
you
you
you
you
you
Every single fucking day we start with the first game Sona. I'm not tilted. I'm just making observation
It's it's every stream
So you're going to Evo this year, brother, I'm going to have a live show match on stage
against OCS Ludwig in Street Fighter, and then I'm also going to Evo for qualifiers,
and I'm probably also going to have a meet and greet there.
It's a T1 takeover at Evo, that's what I'll say.
It's a T1 fucking takeover.
What's up
Like they do well, we ever we ever came back to the day the door preseason nine I
Got to challenge her
Playing Kate and Janna 80 carry
I
I
Don't have lens. Oh my god
Jenna a carry. Yeah, Jenny. Can you speak? I was playing off stream at this time. It's one of those break arcs
and the Wreckles or whatever started playing Janna 80 Fury and it kind of picked up being
not much of an 80 Fury enjoyer myself, I did it too. Also Lulu 80 Fury. I primarily
play Katelyn. Challenger. Work everything like nowadays, strictly dumb bells. I actually
don't have a set. I've never done what I'm doing now in my life, so I'm just like kinda
I don't have anything set. Or doing something four or five days a week. We're doing anything
we can to avoid injury anything drop barbells are going almost a light as
fuck on dumbbells
water reps
I know barbell I just didn't hurt
I have streamer mode on
as I'm six today I do WC3 today actually watch a lot of grubby videos on
YouTube
we'll see though you're feeling
W level 2.
Well, what I mean, we'll see how we're feeling, like, do I feel like learning is what I'm
saying?
Remembering shit?
Or, and then 5 hours and I'm gonna be fucked to the shit and just wanna fucking autopilot
street better.
It's not autopiloting, it's just like muscle memory back, be fair.
I'm having a lot to be here soon.
I'm getting Coaching and SF6...
...Otsu...
...anytime this week.
I gotta get the muscle memory back because I think it's pointless
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
We're getting.
There's so much.
Not bad, though.
He smolders the play, this feels pretty spicy.
I'm getting away with it because I'm playing as a mage.
build.
Got it.
What's up, Sam?
Is my chat broken or you guys just not fucking typing? Wait, what the fuck is that?
Bro, if I didn't fucking retire now or later, like, what's going on?
Guys, if you see the chat not moving out of embarrassment, can you please just type some
garbage at least?
Imagine like a random viewer joins the stream and they're like, oh, what's this about?
And chat literally doesn't move.
What the fuck is that?
Like take it upon yourselves as viewers.
I can't let this happen.
I'll be the guy that types the message!
Don't talk to us, it's not true!
bro what is going on in the jungle by the way
I don't think people think there's no one trying to fight me.
He's never let me move them off.
I think when Swain shits down I can just walk up.
Damn playing too safe and his port not up is to walk up.
Don't briber come up.
They were just down at half level.
I
Won't now
I
Was anything to use my sums there for
are you a squirrel?
bastard carrot
go down, kid
what's next?
Why does this build say that Comet is better as best?
Or is he used?
Oh, what's up?
Damn that.
Two as well.
Seven as sub.
How do I play these things at 19?
I'm pretty well.
I am big boss.
The loss was coming back.
It's in process.
Her sponsor will be a little bit more comfortable.
Look at that exclamation mark event by the way guys. Are you kidding me?
Of course it's doing that by the way.
I guess I'll be on that.
Fuckin' salt TF and I just assumed it was gonna be on Swain.
Is that my bad?
That's my bad.
Yeah, that's Big T, bitch.
Ah, that's Big T, bitch.
He's gonna climb to the top.
No hitch, bitch.
That's Big T, bitch.
He's back.
20 in a row.
I don't give a fuck.
I do not give a shit.
I'm bitch with bitch I mean rappers do it so fuck it professional rappers bit
How are you giving me Trump supporter vibes?
I don't know.
I don't type to the person you see in the T1 chat, you're upset.
You really thought that was it?
Oh my god, I'm kind of taking over on the smolder.
Oh, he actually hit Swayne in his face.
Bro, is Briar Oat not the worst ability in the game, by the way?
Is there a move that's shitty cast time?
Found a learn.
Show Gats here? What the fuck is this?
I just should have not no murder
I might even go off, I swear to God.
Dude, what the fuck, can you not cast E during something?
Maybe I'm getting stuck during W animation or something?
Second time that's happened.
up
can't have you get CC'd up no shit I know that
double kill
more turnip has been disloyal
and
a little bit of interest in this game to cure enemy team coombs.
I'm going to go crazy this game.
say that Friday you're a great person. Friday what are your thoughts on if I
would have done the Lambo challenge and got a Lambo I would have get you.
Why do you fucking freaks keep going to that or asking me that question I said yes man
I speak and you don't listen nobody listens to me nobody
Thank you for that 65!
Why we're so scared to type in chat because you lash out
Any second yeah, I think so he doesn't just get some damage to whatever
good pace here
still mad that larry handlers is ass yesterday? yeah that guy's a fucking pussy
that guy's a little loser I need to realize just a loser
Just a cringe little loser. I don't have much else to say about that guy.
of
that little mid can of this guy's stupid
say a die come on you pussy
bro this guy wasn't gonna fucking sit there and die with me
I'm pretty sick of him I removed my game because he wants to chase me like he can't
see me clear.
I don't even need heals for myself I just buried it myself.
Why?
Is she dropping slower or smaller?
Is mum a slur slinger?
Ah!
Kill!
He's backing me on Y.
hold that for me bud
ever gonna die on accident
Mom!
Huh?
Legendary! It's been so long since I've heard that, actually!
I haven't heard that in almost a month, but nice!
I needed that.
Fly, Enex.
I feel like we actually did a lot, how does it make turrets still up?
Yeah, I did 9.3k damage.
What's up, Glob?
Look at these guys talking about just playing for solo minutes and not baron.
Look how strong, how low is my elo?
I
Hi, I burn hello
Hello
KS my patrol!
It's just play safe! Life is all! Life is all!
Hold that.
What are you guys doing yo?
It is reduce fair it's not their fault
Open down all right, that's that's a toad setter
That's a toad center. Let's get it
And my gains are it's like actually just bugged I think they're hard stuff like at this elo forever
Or this these games no matter what because you would think if I've lost so many in a row my games would go down
Or if I would win so many they would go up or something would change
But it's just consistently been the same exact thing over and over again
Pretty pretty dog shit
I have a one a first game in so long know that anything under system make actually I'm saying if anything under 2020
I think that are like night plus IQ minus 21 the player is not gonna keep
I don't know.
Staying with Billy. Love, Gile.
Move, man!
If I could stay here!
Mates!
Lower rated bastard.
I played him a couple of times.
He has different auto attacks, patterns, timings, and windows on a lot of the games.
timings and windows
Oh, you trapped your rope, boy.
I'm not locked in today, by the way.
I was gonna try one of these cringe fucking moves, I hate losers like this, I'm not gonna
I
I like this diagonal. Get this bitch off it. Okay, that doesn't make any sense. That's
a horseshit movie stuff.
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, so where you cannot go
I burn here
What's your bonas win rate looking like nowadays guys
You bet how about Olaf Olaf got buff
I'm going to go all off the OG, oh shaman I got my doubt bet ready fuck you
What's up 70 hams and 70 big dog
I have not played Olaf jungle in so long, but fight against one though, let's just copy his shit.
We got Ezreal karma bot lane, I don't know I think it's possible for me to take garen
winning top lane I love seeing you play this skin it's actually like five head
method acting role play the character is drunk in game and the person piloting
the champion plays like a drunk ass free to laugh you big team
Okay, thanks, box.
Hi, this fucking topside matchup.
These guys are battling it out, Jesus.
I wonder if there was a skip camp angle.
This is so risky.
That's not good.
Not the worst, but that's definitely a random...
Katerina, I think Soraka threw Silas and ran away.
I feel like she wasn't in range to anticipate when I look back.
I'm crumming, bro.
Your dog shit letting you fucking ruin my game, but it's fine!
of
the
the
who cares that's good for us it's fine
this might not matter
it's got a huge lead
bot lane is playing mel so it's fine
my garen is 100% deficient as hell but that's gonna be okay he's playing garen
Get a bar.
Six.
I'm gonna fight with the fuck.
Fuck it, give me some juice.
I'm not gonna lose.
Kill me.
Right now.
for me though huh what a champ bro playing garen
Yeah
Here and if you get into an altercation pop lane, I am not coming so stop fighting
Fuck this guy, I don't give a shit.
Fuck this goddamn carry.
Yeah, I said it.
I'll say it again.
This is all axes and blames, Garen.
Fuck Garen.
Oh, stop it!
I'll order the brooch!
Oh, yeah!
Jump, jump!
Brooo!
I'll hatch you boy!
Jump!
I'm getting pretty far and Vlad's massive
So surely Garen just doesn't matter, but our so surely turn over here in the center
We're gonna go sweep these but
We're gonna see us encountering a guy
I
Mean Vlad cleans him up here
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Dragon
Ivan
I stream on it on.
Let's go! This guy winnnnnnnn
hex plates next.
Jesus are you serious Jesus
How's the truck? Honestly, not that bad
I'm all off, I'm out.
I'm all off. Hello.
I mean, okay, just somebody just go sit there and fucking lay down and just sit there and
fucking lane. Why is this always such a struggle?
Kampoo, Beavons, ill subs!
Brother!
I
This guy's actually solo losing the game
Like he's actually gonna let his ego lose this game. Are you fucking for real?
it all time i do not
I do not want to go fucking to help you fight the Trinimere
I'll end the board.
They go MR.
I get a heal man, I hate these fucking shrocker players, can't heal unless I hit Q.
go next gg can't win a ball
i never soloed here it's not a solo loss my soraka's been doing it all game long
Won't heal won't walk up. I swear to God in that first fight. She did not
Walk, yeah, she silenced it right away. I'll bother you
oh
Okay, I misclicked Krugs
I'm sure when it ran if it was
She will be soon
Oh
You know should have gauntlet if you're scrolling that's what I did build remember that though remember Ezreal would go gauntlet tabs a million armor
the way of cake I don't give a shit
Okay, I'm strong now.
I have more, I go to 9-4 months and this guy hates his fans, shit, I was fucking in the
middle of a high action intensity moment, we made this game no demand, thank you, orthus.
of
I
IQ player there on the karma those wards are completely useless by the way
Why do you keep doing that to me?
I'm fucking annoying as this.
How annoying is this holy shit
Okay, we're starting to actually heal without hitting Q.
Played broke.
She knows that exists now.
Let's get it.
Why it's surprisingly not that strong?
Here we go, there's, get around and install the fucking game, you suck.
Should be a double, should be a double.
I'm going to use my ult.
I'm going to use my ult.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big momentum.
Big momentum.
We're up.
Plus.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I can control that one, huh?
Why do you let him queen? Because there's no time, dumbass! I didn't mean to, obviously!
two easy you suck
too easy your shit
I
We got ash in it
Smoldering game just one last time with my enchanter didn't seem too bad
Like a fine note
Them zero stacks is that good
are we ever getting soloped from the mouth are we
The line is hard.
Oh no, my jungle's not here.
one
stack it here
if what the lanes worth
right drop it to the right, I had an alt tab like twice there so yeah
Well, look how Ash W just not missed by the way.
I don't want to go.
That's the wrong item, I didn't even find that.
Fine, we can carry these guys.
A little bit more safe for us as a squad.
I'm just so silly.
Fuck you Riot.
try it.
walkin' that way for me sweetheart
Oh, what the smeck!
RP bro, what's up?
Another low time to see this.
well at 51 what the smack RP bro what's up but the long time to see this sub
this year but I guess we had to your porn you didn't subscribe
I asked you, did you sell your team on Mr.B's challenge as you've said now?
Seen him here and you say I'm in the middle.
Not once, but twice.
My king, I didn't know you were really challenged.
Thought it was an act.
Here's an act.
Not a spoiler, bro.
Not a spill, shit.
Maybe I should kill the cast, be good.
Double stacker
I
Skilling guys
My mouth is hard blabbing, blabbering about.
Good God, this is so fucked.
and
game is a lot to ganna
Docks per side I mean I don't think it's a problem he died first item he died for second mean wave
I mean we just can do this forever.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You just died like that you're half health she's full health of item what do you do fuck up
On game
Okay, we're not gonna let one lost hope this case
No, let one lost to us. It's fine. It's fine. Fine.
Put in Masterist Draven, Tilly, you and Chad. How am I getting tilted?
Holy Queen Movers, this guy's stupid.
I
Not gonna fucking resign what is wrong with you people?
Don't get it
Really do barbell stuff, okay
the
I don't lock him, that's just gonna go and get it self-true!
Well, it's getting invaded. Well, no one doesn't really get invaded like that nowadays.
Ah, these guys have Aurora. What do we do?
Ice. We're walking around. That's apparently...
I'm tired boss.
I'll just come back.
Don't you get minus zero now for AFKs, but you still lose full MMR?
If you get a full MMR, who gives a shit about the X, I think that's just me.
Doing all these little changes that make you still lose your MMRs to make you feel good.
I mean my mr is that causes had a fair point like it on our side I've been getting plus 17 minus the 23
since 1.5 KLP and since I was master zero LP so it just literally hasn't changed at any point so
I'm making accurate moves, even with low time.
you
you
you
you
you
for fuck's sake!
I give you two chances nowadays!
oh dear god we're in danger
I think it's better to destroy everything, I mean to be fair this is our best record
We've had enough minutes
Let's try guys
I need to actually, first players are just too good for their respective ranks.
I think the champs actually pretty difficult to play.
By default, you just have to be a better player in general.
you stand in the bush brother? Hey how about you put your stupid fucking ass in the bush.
Stand in the bush.
Well, I guess I'm just gonna perm a fight then. At least a fucking time.
I'm going to boots first. I'm not joining him on his expedition.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about shut up man
I'm not following along with what you're even saying
Bro this loser's Q shit is actually just so fucked up man.
I'm a mess.
He's just babbling about like pro-playing shit.
Oh my god brother.
This is all that bullshit, he gets the kill.
God damn it.
It's fine.
It's actually not a bad mummy game.
They don't have any Clans, Meheels, blah blah blah blah blah.
It's actually a pretty good game.
This could be a banger of a match.
Good job, a lot of kills here.
If we play like our parents aren't related.
Okay?
We got this, guys.
My damage.
of
first flash for free
Backpins don't mean anything.
Look at all...
I don't know, we cannot to be too...
No, we gotta try and get some damage off
The big T. Hope you in the favor doing well we are
I'm killing the spree.
pretty nice actually
You get these bounties to win? Yeah, they're gettable.
They're double for sure.
She's pretty strong bot lane. She has a pistol mass now.
Chet also types the most retarded shit imaginable when T1 is tilted off his lockpick.
No wonder he yells at us long.
Roo!
I don't hate the player, I hate the game.
I can't seem to grasp the concept that I do not give a fuck what he means.
Thanks, Jump.
I'm not going to continue pushing suck my fucking dick
What is you're not sure about that hash but thank you brother
I'm a physical
I can't go to the human body
Get it
Get a little splash, bro
I got a couple of weak leaks in this game.
more of them is not me
Kevin's bounty went down a lot
That's it!
Thank you.
That is fucking building suspense with his ult.
Let me get another harvest pop that's the best you can do
Oh
Let's- LFG!
Let's fucking go!
I mean, they're toppling or something, and they're running it down.
I mean, I have all, but Ivern, they have so many shields.
They're moving with the flank from Narnia!
I can't even walk up here so really easy.
this game got accelerated too much after I got go bot lane
He has been slain
Nice her body went back up yes
I think big dog
That thing
you have two buffs like me
Oh! That's like my 30th fuck you today!
I can't buy when you're in passive.
do I gotta do it?
I guess I gotta go think
I'm not sure I'm going to win.
everything else it's up brunson
Actually building a next summer, waste gold on this.
I cannot believe we don't have fang, this isn't a part of Tether so shit.
I mean it's actually a lot.
I run shields and then you have Thresh, Locket plus W spam.
It really kills the entire champion and we're not going to have it to like 35 minutes.
Unbelievable.
okay guys I mean close to it all right guys I got it
Well, how do these games just start happening out of nowhere?
It's so bullshit.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, maybe the fame, Nefari. Good god!
AHHHHH!
BOO! This is so bad! There has got to be a ranked reset. This is terrible. This is
Unplayable garbage man. I don't know
This has I mean we've got to do something nice bro, and because of that AFK my LP gains actually dropped to minus 24
Don't put down don't put down
Which doesn't have one fire, I'm not watching the vlog for that.
Nice bro, we win two games in a row, into 15 minute FF, remake, full loss in a mart,
should have been a 15 minute FF.
But I mean you just don't, it's just so, again these are incredibly low elo players.
So they got a rank they shouldn't be in because of LP games because my LP games have been fucked for 200 games straight
Opposite of what theirs are I'm now crammed in here with these degenerates and it's impossible
It's it. They don't listen. They don't build correctly
They'll do whatever the fuck they want. They're bad at the game in general like what do you how do you win?
dog shit up, let him do the same fuck thing
But don't mess with some of these bodies, babe
I'm not bothered
I don't know if you're listening
I saw it
I must
Leave me notices just hanging up
Oh, 10, oh, 10, oh, the same
The walk is me on the street
I say I'm so strong
Oh, 10, oh, 10, oh, the same
Oh
I predict this game, by the way, enemy top lane does nothing, or gets a counter pick.
I bot lane like 1 and 30.
Then I have to get my bitching about why is the game so bad blah blah blah then you reset rank blah blah blah
This blah blah blah
of
Okay guys, they're four melee, gameplank's a fake character.
Okay gameplank's actually not that strong.
I got this.
sure thing
nice that song change actually fucking ruined my lane, let's go
actually fucking cooked my lane by the way, actually cooked it
I learned the 7 CS since that ult tab for that
What is...
If this can't come to that, there's not much I can do.
the bot lane. As always, play Hecarim Fox's gank up though, right?
Save, worth.
I
Think this is top forever
Really terrible CS should be like 45
The sword
I don't think it's worth my flash to kill this guy down this...
50 gold assists second death there's only worth a hundred gold
Okay, so there's the mid losing to be to there's the bot or mid losing 1v1 spot losing to be to see one top game baby, let's get it
Awesome you want top game you want top game you want to just go play top lane
I'm going to top lane.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to win.
i don't fucking know
i don't know how to win these games
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know, i'm shit, i guess, i'm shit
uh... it's another t1 top game he's up 30 cs
blue side counter pick
his top lane is 0-3
teammates just have to do nothing in the farm and we can- and i'm getting ganked by enemy jungle
and i- and i- what do you want?
what do you fucking want for me, man?
fuck you, riot!
get no, guys hurt twice, lucky me
awesome man this guy gets two crits one for 400 one for 300 and a back-to-back
with a 15% win rate assuming the crit chance
dope it down
Why did the typical spawn- dude this game is so bad.
This is the spot actually.
Pantheon could be top right now.
Alright guys, unfortunately my laner now has Essence Reaver, so I can't play the game.
Bummer.
Is there a dog should chant true, true?
Again, laner is 0-3, down 30 CS.
Who should I go here you think?
Carry this game, I'm not sure.
Has to be a scaling pick, that's good to install them, has to be able to 1v2,
game plank fizz, which is very easy.
This is Iceborn Deadly of items, terrible.
I
Flash up
I know you're fucking lying on that E. I know you're lying riot. I know you're fucking full of shit
I dropped in the question mark, I get hyped up, you're a fucking sicko game plank, you're
a freak, 1v9 new machine, good to see you bro.
I should have lived long enough for her to meet anything rogue.
bro it's like a hundred plus games of this shit
is it not?
it literally has been a hundred plus games
like it should slam man why the fuck am I not getting slams or even spawns it's
It's so dog shit.
Whatever bro. I don't know.
Okay, so did I not, by the way, did I not call what was going to happen from champ select?
I feel like that should not be a fucking thing.
I do not know what to fuck to do. I'm going to lose my mind.
What the fuck?
Minus 24 again.
Good shit, guys.
So now it's just like, hey, let's just do bot lane then, because we literally can't do anything else, but I'm killing bot lane, nobody listens, everybody's retarded, my support runs it down, perma roaming, camp, like dude, I don't...
I can't actually believe this happened on my other account to me, and now it's literally been 200 games straight on this account, and there's no way to stop it, there's nothing I can do.
Are you trolling?
And then you're also giving me plus 17 minus 24?
Or is it a joke?
Don't you actually carry nothing is curing that game man
I'm going to cut the onion into small pieces.
Oh, what a fucking choke for you, dumbass.
Could be, Rogan.
way to open the castle the way hell no
That had to be a brilliance, that had to be a brilliance, what a fucking move, just
What's a great are you kidding me?
I'm gonna need a pond push, really?
Wasn't that bad of a move though?
I
Let's thank you. I'm out. I think I'm gonna play smolder
Smolder was a little bit fun because a little scaling pig I could play for stacks early
teammates, are they gonna suck ass obviously they're gonna suck ass and who knows had a little fun playing them
These rooms
The way via
There's for me slain a playable wall last water game it was my mid later
I'm not gonna wait for this thing to finish.
Don't try.
Every time you cross the line.
Every time you cross the line.
Colleen!
Brilliant!
The type of world keep the rating guys
He's going to play for a draw.
Okay guys because now the 20-game winning streak start
Let cat speedruns, I wanted me to go movement.
I'm gonna support against one of the lowest one ring.
auto-attack by me sorry guys
a fuck this new effects that's for the shit
I'm gonna go back for coal
They carry going mid what is this he low it works it works brother
It works it works
I got this guys I sure mode cope I thought it would improve game quality
They after fucking cope
Never shut up. What's up Alphanto
I'm a huge
Rays are definitely not too bad.
It's cooking.
You're trying to push this out.
Let's meet those in my ass.
Fuckin' game.
Have no fear? Slugger is near.
I can't, no can I?
well that's not good but hey
living you learn guys living you learn
ah you want to live
good shit big L
ah doesn't even sound good
I don't know what I was doing, autopilot.
0. I think, high key. Obviously we're gonna lose again, but I think he took the biggest
pussy ult there. He could have taken a 0, he could have taken Ash ult, but he took Alistar
We might start WC3 early today guys. It is what it is man. I don't know dude
I think I actually have to something there's nothing that I have to swap account swap again
The same thing I don't have to count how to account so I think I have to account up again
But dude to climb again. It's gonna take
400 games
Literally 400 games
I got the bounty guys, just let me stack, I'll carry.
Highless arrow, it's fun.
I got full scaling runes got cold see as isn't the worst
Oh
Get up
always greet another wave I think you're right
I
See you
I'm pretty good guys, I'm pretty good.
Nice, can we stop fighting without me?
I hate these fuckers man!
this halloween has been slain
everything's mine aflame
that's what the hell
nooo waa
play with me god damn it
I don't know what to do with that.
Get close guys get close
Maybe a job would be streamer
I'm getting pretty close to crashing out.
think there's no more imperial justice.
This thing never lets me stop the loss.
An enemy is unstoppable.
We are really gonna ult in.
How do we not ult in, man?
The only one of them has it, it's causing.
Got our stacks.
Oh, I'm strong, do you even do it
I
Leona's autofill this
I
Should fucking bet
We need to flash up for that.
I think that long chase is worth it.
We're fighting back a little bit.
a bit. Take everything. Mark them.
I'm going to use my ult
I'm going to use my ult
Oh
We actually need fever be honest
But I think it's a reliability move with speed but it's bad
Yeah, just blind ult it and go for the steal your life has literally no value. Why are you your 10 deaths?
What are you playing for?
I mean I got a lot of gold
I did two things here I could go GA I can go
Into IE I'm not sure which is better. I think so I need survivability
In regardless I'm sitting on BF sword
I thought there was solo in that fight.
She went bloodline, for sure.
I got my land here.
Oh my god
Oh my god
I had an Ashel.
I didn't have to live off the Alistar combo, but then I couldn't fucking wait for Zykeem.
So, Pox, I need to flash for every fight.
How easy would this game be if topside was just even?
of
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him
I'm going to use my ult for GA.
The fight's lost anyway.
Hit Free Farm.
Rolling by the way, this is so much farm for us
Think really terrible flash for me. I didn't know if it's here's gonna make a flash player or not
I did not want to fucking risk losing the game as I don't flash
Here to give us a soul excuse me it takes away this whole point
Not need me there.
Yeah, I got full build, get a pot, I'm ready to Q stats, I have 4 36, I'm ready to Q stats,
Fuck, I really probably shouldn't have bought this.
I lose on the wave.
I need you to know the Alistar, that was a choice guys.
I should have skipped wave clearing, oh my god, if he threw my health away I'm gonna be honest.
I should have just kept right-clicking the Union wave.
Well there's another one, I mean, dude I feel like these games playing under 1k now.
Dude we're only playing bad in these games by the way.
We're not playing bad in these games, and we are fucking playing from such a goddamn disadvantage every single time
It's crazy
Like down at 11,000 gold
I think I'm losing more games on streamer mode to be fair nothing's really helping but
I
Was a support name
I
Start off to oh, I'm at this is actually like a
Virtually five losses in a row one was a remake
You know, well, what was a remake or not a remake was just an AFK
I'm pretty sure it is bugged, I think, um, I think this is what happened on my other
account too, uh, you start randomly getting minus 17 plus whatever, or minus 24 plus 17,
Gm's doing these master tier games and it's like well climb
Well, you don't block your climb climb climb climb
But that's a fact from the human element
Or like how there's a lot of bad players this season
you
you
you
you
you
I'm
only home
I'm
Walk up and fight.
You need a secret by the land
Mapping bounce how much he's gonna be a count how you think I should uh
Up a few dollars that kind of makes sense
Well that was a fucking solo kill, I'm just fucking retarded and I didn't insta flash
because I wanted to greet my- I wanted to greet my flash for whatever god forsaken reason
I'm a moron, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why I didn't insta flash, I
was fucking clean too.
I don't want to just have to slay him.
Oh my god, I haven't lost his top side.
Are you braiding legs?
Yeah.
You know what I think it was?
I think I was going to turn like, wait, is that going to kill him?
Should I flash forward or flash back?
And then by the time I decided it was too late, so yeah actual brain lag
I'm not sure if it's hot fuck me
and
it's up
I
I
So shit
I'm not going to buy another one.
I almost got auto attack.
So much better than you shit
I mean, I don't know what you need to do. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna die then
Any flash and the thing at the kill I'm gonna be FUCKIN' NINE!
Got this flash and that flash.
Listen to that.
I've missed E's entire game, what are you saying?
Okay
Okay
Reminder guys, I picked this kid in this game while playing a bullet game
With two seconds under all my clock winning that as well like there's so many levels for this
Thank you
Goodbye. Goodbye, man!
They're a reset.
I'm not gonna leave out
Yes, we're talking
The writer anybody show support the writer
Okay, that is a pretty fucking annoying death, I'm not going to lie, wow.
Hoot, now 0-4 mel, hand and lead pop lane.
Catching me in range for the snare.
I'm losing my dimes, losing my entire power.
Why it's better to just come fucking AFK push?
Also died bot there also? Nice.
It's a case of the top gaps.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Okay, bro a couple more games
That's so lucky after bro those luck you're right
Dumbass metal top lane again gonna wrap all around and cancel my recall
uh... of course you are
gargling on it
look at this guy
look at this guy
look at this dog shit by the way
I don't know what else to tell these freaks.
They're taking one-for-one trades around the entire map. They're losing dragon. They're losing grubs. They're losing rift
They're not playing around me. They're not dropping words. We're not playing the game. I don't give a shit
I've lost fucking almost 600 LP. I don't fucking we can lose. I don't care. I don't give a shit. I do not care
I
Think he smoldered
Well, I'm not shooting those
Don't only ask the monsters to get some good things.
Hey, maybe you should don't take a kingdom.
Your credit has given us your own.
I'm not staying here, I'm not staying here.
Bounce.
I'm not at last.
MVP guys!
I'll get him next time.
Cheers, you what's up?
to a bot lane, what a shame, what the fuck has my Ivan been doing now that I think about
it?
The guy came top twice, got too few, I haven't seen him since.
I'm walking up fuck it it is with us
I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck I'm playing, these guys are
You're so stupid!
Oh, the dog shit had a cold as fuck.
I should have a B anyway, that's an autofill game but these guys are morons.
Every single game they're morons.
He's fucking sick.
I can't see the image, yeah that's how Clifter works I think actually.
The guys are even typing, this is the first of the words that anybody said, autopilot
clicking the same thing, he's down 5 levels in the jungle but he could at least come top
lane.
Every time he came top it was a positive play, I don't know, I don't know.
Pike too, like Pike, enemy supports 0-8 but his outpressuring pike, how does it
make any sense?
You can't drop any wards topside you're that low rated?
close guys close well I will say this at least we can keep voting no
Fuck man.
I had misplayed that first kill, but when I was 5 and 2 and I got ganked 3 times, fuck
me.
Oh, the melee was 0-5, just fucking sitting top lane, how is that winnable?
fight
There's average legitimately uses you couldn't break the coupling hits that's
I
Can brave to the monster it is enough to
Not forget guys I 1v3 top lane and killed three and didn't die just an FYI
I
That's exhaust, actually.
Are APs too fed not to build MR?
Oh
I mean I don't have much to say it is what it is, it is what it is, that's crazy though
I cannot, like I don't, I don't even know, I don't even know bro, I don't even know what
My teammates to do that. I don't know. I
Especially as an iron player, why would I were not come top late?
I really I'm really one of the only Ivern champions in that game
And you just don't come to you came top twice. We killed him for free
Graves is all up in your shit. You lose it everything. Why don't just come?
Why don't just keep coming top? Okay, I don't get it
Play one more. I mean these games are
Shit
Autopilot players, I mean that makes sense
I think we want to have fun, I don't know.
I have one trick.
This is running it down every single game today, actually.
Really good top laners.
You played with Surti earlier and lost. It's terrible at the game.
you
you
you
you
you
Two fucking easy, AB!
They're a fucking PR, by the way!
Am I peeking out of my mind and bullet right now?
And now we're close!
I'm one went away from my all-time bullet peak
Hit it
You fucking bitch
Barber Jax player
I do not want to play mid lane. I might just dodge.
Oh my god this guy's had a fucking nice throw.
you
you
you
you
you
I have to flash there because Tom Kinch has flashed.
Or to be a king
Just don't die in my lane, please
life is too short for air
you think you can beat me
I'm trying dodge 2 hearts on inch, wow.
of
I'm doing better this guy flashed.
I guess riding dog shit
I
Was playing chicken to see if they have walk up the I mean I don't I wonder what you know
it says. These aren't being lower than Masters. I can't believe this guy just...
Uh, I have no mana. I'm pretty sure this guy's still has flash. You don't just kill me there, bro. The fuck?
There's an Emerald in the game.
I am a teacher.
That is champing again.
Okay sweet bro.
Look at my teammates.
Could be a little bit more here.
teammates I mean my thoughts in a little bad this guy is
Ash are struck our briar are pumpkin char true only our identity there was Garen are
and
I got an eight hundred power.
Here's what it is.
This Mel just perma-roams on to be against Soraka the whole time.
It's not beneficial for me at all.
What the fuck?
What?
I see they're better. They're just better.
This is one of two ways. They run or I drift.
Hey, they truck's clean.
He talks I'm lying. It's not actually clean
As I got first turret
We hit dragon and enemy team bot lane for it.
So we did one of those things, let's go full of Thalde for fun, actually I probably
get executioners. We're kind of bullshitting it.
Kind of bullshitting.
Orb, orb, xx.
Rocko what are you doing entire game by the way?
I'm gonna use my ult
Nah
Both of them
Who's you got bot turret finally? That took 16 minutes
Starex game, but I'm not feeling that shit, fuck that.
I'm gonna go bot lane now though, it's just been terrible for me I think.
But killing this Aaron skin is a real skin by the way.
You're our best here
Don't have ult, he's gonna ult a lot sooner.
They have no ult guys
go bot lane, I think you're pretty strong now
now. I have one shot Tom pinch.
Oh
Pretty strong out alive
My third Garen ignite
Old combo I'm kind of loving it a lot
Wow a macro play wow wow a macro play punishing the enemy this is fucking nuts by the way
I need my I'm not Soraka
Nice I got four top like
Awesome guys, keep it up.
even a hold-up Garen you've been doing it too
stretch when to lose Alice I'm playing Kara become human can't remember
My bot lane is extremely useless, it's actually pretty crazy how much these guys have been
on top of me and this Ash hasn't died like that's ashes second death are you
Constantly three to four in my lane.
Let's get it. This is it guys. Let's get it.
Let's get him. Come on, let's see this.
Erm, Lux, whatcha doing?
May zero one two Lux. What are you doing, bro?
Ashard
I think you're not gonna give a shut down, I mean it's done a lot, it's done a lot of
turrets.
And I am eating absolutely everything Jesus
There you go Shaco a good play finally we've done it
Finally!
Oh, yeah, 8 trucks, you win this, you win this, you win this, go bro, go!
You win this 8 trucks, you win this!
I don't actually want to match up here anymore, that's not even fun.
That's pretty soon, that's probably our last lead game.
Got my, yeah! Got my fix for the day.
I
Can
I'll right click the tower, you fucking idiot.
Even for assistance when my team is a bit far away.
I mean, he didn't even have ult, to be honest.
That seems...
They're banger day on the roof, big T, you know it!
Hated him, good job.
I mean, to be fair, Lux and Mel should be there.
These guys are actually trolling.
It's like so bad that I would have to imagine that I could hook you.
Oh yeah, 35 minute game, you have four key...
That's just bot side, and that's not any counting top side, just getting...
...garen being 17 and 1, but there are the...is this...
I do not know this product is brought to you by unknown brand.
Check the charts.
I don't even credit you because Soraka roamed the entire game.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right
There's gotta be do a queue for sure right let's check
The diamond four players peeking this guy's most plays of the left whether there's a shot. I
I mean this guy, I mean here's the issue. We're getting into the same games that Geronimo is getting into
This guy just lost to Geronimo
That'll do it
the
the
the
I
Have just been playing top games, and it was the same exact thing I don't know how you can say that
This is the point where we even called it hey guys this game of my bot lane 10 again, I admit gonna lose it literally happened
It's not
If you get about something
Hmm.
Hmm. Fuck outta here.
Blunder!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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one more, one more, one more, one more, one fucking more, next win, next win
I thought this song was terrible.
I'm done. I hit like 1580 though that was fucking sick. I'm a little bit tilted now so I'm feeling
rushed by this dipshit chat. Alright dog shit game. Alright, so we played Street Fighter
the last two days and today we're going to actually be playing WC3. Getting back into
that we got a grubby tournament for that coming up as well.
That I think is going to be a little bit rougher than, um, Street Fighter.
This could be a lot harder.
I think I actually got to pull out my notepad.
Yo, chess with GDs.
Fuck you, chess!
Fuck chess!
Uh, how do I actually open?
What platform is battle net?
Actually you guys aren't going to like me for this either but I think I might have to take
a baby break too.
High key.
I'll see if I can play a couple.
Play the WC3 campaign for the other guy.
Campaign?
What are you saying?
Also, why is there a wait time to lock into battle net?
Wait, what are these campaign? What are these people crying?
What are you freaks talking about play the campaign you casual fucks not today guys
Not today not today
All right, let me pull out my notes
Hey, I got my notes here guys look at this
One peon altar second blah blah blah blah
Look a year since I played Jesus
Nice.
All right, probably got to download some stuff.
Maybe it'll be a long download so I can maybe break it all then.
Let's see.
That went pretty fast.
Notepaddy, the notepaddy, okay, reminder.
So we got a couple of WC3 things coming up.
We're doing a 1v1 against XQC, and then Grubby is going to host a tournament eventually
in May, he says.
So I'm prepping for that.
You guys think I'm joking when I say I take this shit seriously like who else is doing it?
I'm juggling for competitive games at the highest level at the same exact time
bigger legends chess
WC3 and Street Fighter at the same time
ranked
Ranked game modes. I'm not playing casual. I'm not playing. Oh, I'm gonna play Skyrimmer
Oh, let's play one of it. No, it's all at the same exact time at an acceptable respectable level
Nobody's doing this, bro
nobody
Bro, I said Street Fighter it's been about a year. This has been longer than a year
Easily longer than a year
Grass 500. I'm not grass. I should forget what my rank was. I gotta make a custom game
Darmap or
Insane
Randomize that can be anything. All right, here we go. I actually have a plate. Okay, so wait, what do I do? What do I do?
First P on alter, okay, what are my key binds? What do I press?
Holy moly it's been a minute what is what watch a bottle how many such a bottle what I did before
Tyler one workraft
Three
I need like the most recent video
Actually nothing here
I see a lot of grubby coaching videos dude isn't it like a tyler one Vod channel like
this one's tyler one thumbs up to fear not by myself holy fuck
Okay, one peon altar. Okay, so, okay, it's, oh my god, I feel so bad.
Holy fuck! The turn rate delay!
Yo, I can't play this!
Bro, the fucking delay, it's like Dota!
Bro, I'm gonna get studlocked going back to League, man!
Okay, BA.
Oh, this actually, wait, okay, one, okay, that's coming back, okay, there we go, that
came back.
Uh, burrow win.
The first peon production is done.
Burrow.
No, I think I get away with it, halfway, that's right.
Shift click, shift click, to send them back.
Next burrow out, next peon out, Warmill.
Wait, what?
I don't have five mining.
This feels wrong.
He's on wood?
This is wrong.
Ah, I'm watching my thoughts.
Fuck me.
He's unking hard, bro.
I'm cooking.
I don't have enough for burrow.
See, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked something up.
I fucked something up.
Is there running Blightmaster?
I think I watched a grubby video recently where he went farce here against Night Elf
and then he built like a torrentotum thingy and he went blade third and he went Naga
second.
I get to play this as a compilation.
Do you have a mod?
Please?
I feel like I just need to know exactly what I did before and just copy it.
I can't actually remember.
I
Bro, she's so hard in my farce ears up. We got a scout. Let's just let's just creep let's just creep back
F1 oh my god, this is so hard
I love that it's coming back.
I'm missing one P.O.
Where's my burrow?
Fucking idiot, where's my burrow?
off league and play an uglier version of it here's ah I forgot there's a lot of
WC3 haters
a lot of WC3 haters ah the old WC3 killed the channel ah I remember that
they need a voodoo as well
Thank you, Luke.
Alright, we're locked, we're loaded, brother.
This is fucking from when I played in the old house.
I was not, this is the tournament.
Viewers are so shit.
Hard job to upload your views. Dude, do you want me to sit here and provide for you?
I'm not I'm gonna restart. I can't be I can't play like this. I need my build.
Fuck it. I'll do my find everything myself. She's up talking about bro. You're bad viewers, dude
I have my if if fucking lyric ass his chat
Hey guys
Could you please find me a lot of when I used to play this game and so I can copy the build path and improve the gameplay
To help your viewing experience his viewers would do it
I asked you guys to do it
I'm getting thoughts from the first fucking foot ride to the first WC3 tournament. It's pink ward and Dante's
With E-Rob and shit like bro. What are you even doing? Let's find it myself
I
Want one VODs
YouTube
No, I want a VODs of Warcraft 3
Full playlist
Okay, here we go. This is a good one. This is the one I played umpty-dumpty. How's Oppy
doing by the way? I haven't talked to any of these wild guys in so long.
We're gonna go and d-
Per-
Perks out of them. He was locked in. I- I kinda-
Here we go. Camera fall first.
Okay, hold on. Let's slow-mo it. Let's restart in-game.
Okay, here we go, and slow it down, because I know my APM's fast.
Playback speed, 0.2, 0.5, 0.3, 0.5, 0.4, okay, boom, 1A, oh, misclick, boom, oh, misclick,
Okay, boom, 1A.
Maybe make it P.O.N. so at the same time, let me restart.
Who's gonna take a hot minute by the way, guys? Sorry.
Oh, we're gonna...
go and desert...
No accusations.
Semi...
Don't...
f-
We go
Camera fall first
What do you want?
Oh I was so fast!
Something is doing work work
Fucking miscreant restart
Ah!
Yes, what do you want?
No I didn't make peons
I didn't make peons! I just quit!
Oh my god, this is gonna drive me crazy.
Ooooooohhhh...
Okay.
Something you're doing.
I'm happy to.
Okay, got it.
I can do that.
Something into me, ready to work.
Something into me, ready to work.
Ready to work, yes.
Ready to work, yes.
Got to pull out all the tricks.
This is so hard. Okay, hold on. Okay.
This is actually so hard.
First peon ulcer, second peon burrow, win first peon production is done. I didn't do that in this video.
Camera fall first.
Okay, game starts. Click Pions and mine. Bin, make two Pions, Nexus. Right? Camera fall first.
Yeah, I did it fast.
One peon from mine.
One peon mine.
One peon from mine to altar.
Looks like I'm setting my control groups now.
way first peon prod make burrow with peon from mine
I don't fuck around this shit maybe
Wait, did that first piano go back to the mine?
Why'd Oppie call me a fucking dog?
You fucking piece of shit?
You fucking watch how you talk to me, Oppie?
Little bitch?
Pussy boy?
Okay, so the one goes to mine...
Gotta pull out all the tricks. It is what it is.
Everything gonna make another one. This is so confusing
Dude, I've really played this holy fuck. This is so hard actually
It'll become muscle memory. I just gotta get it back, but holy fuck dude. I hate not playing games for a long time
time. Hold all out. This is an e-sport. It's just my opening I don't understand. It's
not the site game as well. It is where it is. That's my trap card. Okay. What was that?
trap card. But why am I talking and I just shut the fuck up and play?
I guess I don't build my barracks till later. Oh the next, next peon builds it. I will say
Oppy is actually a tryhard sweat. He knows exactly what we're doing, step by step, but
he's stopping. The player we play against all day today can stop it, so when the pressure's
on we level the stuff, yeah? Okay, let's try this. I think I also, if my blade master
You're like I'm ass. Okay, let's let's try this so far. I think I got it
I'm gonna try it really slow though time doesn't matter right. Let's try it really slow
Game starts boom
That was good
We look at that holy shit, and that's good halfway through
Holy shit, it's coming back fast as fuck!
Come on!
Make another peon, and this one...
I think this one goes here too.
And then the next one is Warmill.
to make the warm milk closer to the trees, but this is fucking...
Okay, next is Barret.
I'm gonna make another peon.
I want to make this to mine, and make another peon, and next is...
peon and nexus is not warm up no nexus peon is warm elf and i do not make it
because i don't have enough barracks then
ah fuck that up a little bit
camp comes out
i'm a slow on that next barracks is at 17 and a 21 correct up deep
No, the Keon, that gives me 40 lumber, that right there, there it is.
Now I do 17, got it, now I do 17, now I get my hero, and I make Barrex and I bind it
to that, got it!
That's smooth actually!
I kind of don't know what to do from here. How many peons do I get after that burrows number I do
It's like now I got this part good though. I'll say that isn't it's like
Four peons and I upgrade or something there are seven archers or seven zerkers
We're under attack!
Whether you look at them, they're gonna be looking worse and worse.
How many are there?
That's that's that creepy shit. I think that's fine.
Okay, so that part was fine. I could do that part tenets and times a thing.
I have the next one out, 4 mill.
It should be probably over here.
Boss 7 times to the boss mode.
PLEASE YOU LOST THEM A DUNK TO A BOT TO FALL I'M A 25 YEAR OLD MAN THING IN MY BOXES
IN MY LIVERM, BRO, POUR EATING MADONNELS ALL DAY.
Shut up bitch, I don't give a fuck what you say.
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Hello again. Boy, still using cow opening. Still in loser's queue. Still playing for time.
Still molding at Street Fighter. Still living in Robbie's WC3 Shadow. Better practice for
the big chess game, little boy.
We need more gold! We need more gold!
Good for Gessa.
Okay, so I think this has been a perfect opening, right?
17 pions, I believe?
Ready to work.
Wait, it's not done yet.
that brings the sky is a burrow.
Yeah, I think it's a perfect opener.
Perfect. Hey, that's perfect. Almost perfect.
And boom, I spawned against Posit.
Okay, that's perfect.
I was a rain chat I was making sure my OBS was capturing the same
This is blade I do the same thing with blade master and there's the burrow at 16
I want to go grunts also he could play Warden by the way because he was for
sure watching stream before he could 100% just go Warden here because he sees
how bad I suffered but this is what it is
I trolled this so hard. This is a disaster. Yikes. Okay.
Yeah, just ominating it.
He purged me if I don't clone. Shadow?
We practice. At all?
Good.
Can I make that second burrow?
Oh, that's already faster.
Practice?
Yep.
Hello?
Yeah!
Next game, please!
On the next!
Same lobby name!
Ready to go?
All this training for what?
I better just say I lost six games in a row today.
It is worth it.
Eugh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Big T, you're funny, bro.
Oh, ffff.
Oh.
Okay, this is not the best one to look at.
I think I won this case early.
GG.
I think I make six. I think I make six and then I stop and then I wait for enough coal
to upgrade and then I do voodoo I'm pretty sure let's try it out
I was using his Vaughn to learn it just to get the opener I did.
I'm not using my Vaude to like improve as a player, I'm just like...
Can you give that to a mod mall?
I'm ready to win, you win, you win.
Robby! What's up big dog? Thank you for that man.
Getting nervous watching me start playing again, bud?
Getting a little bit nervous? Seeing my APM, bud?
Oh shit, my entire career is on the line. Hope anyone does it surpass me.
I'm a good guy, bro. I would never do that.
I didn't make my hero. God damn it, sir.
Oral log, Grubby, you're 45. Please never say that again. Thank you.
Please looks maxing in chat low right now
I'm forgetting I've been warmil I've been warmil
I'm disgusted no cap on a stack fam it ass deep same breath
It's an online game, yes, but I'm not queuing up online randomly when I haven't played in fucking over a year
Playing box first
Okay, so altar is done with when bear X is done
You didn't do that for League? What do you mean?
Yes, because if I played this game for 15 years, I would know how's it ranked in anxiety?
You guys just name drop complete garbage all the time.
Bro, if I queued up now on W3 champs, I would get my ass beat every single time I lose every single game.
I have no fun playing. I wouldn't learn anything. I'd rage quit and I didn't stream.
So you guys just... Oh, I missed the cannon.
I
So far so good so far so good
Okay, a little bit slow on that, but then I make, was it six of these?
Make six of these, and then we upgrade.
I'm taking forever to get
Nice upgrade now to work. I think I upgrade now
Now I build burrow when I can and then voodoo and then we go upgrades and all that garbage
I got to remember when I get um
Second hero? Is that right-win?
Yes.
Is that not creeping?
Surely I can tell where they're at based off the creep location.
Wait, I'm almost three. I need to play for level three actually.
I
Was done
They just did it creep
Maps to fucking damn it's been so much time looking for these idiots. I should just get a cheesy
Upgrade or me. I shouldn't do that
I don't think
That's just a scout dog actually.
I feel like I'm supposed to be doing something in this downtime.
I found him!
It's Night Elf! GG!
Are you sure we're upgrades?
I mean, I got it.
Okay, I actually got it by the way.
I think that's fine.
I think everything's fine.
I think now it's just repetition.
Fuck, it's gonna be so hard.
This game's so hard.
I got it.
That's fine.
Everything I just did is fine.
issue is I'm gonna have to do that all while harassing. I think I'm queuing up guys I'm
not alive. I think I'm queuing up. Okay it's like it's gonna be like it's gonna be like
I'm going to lose a lot of rating. I haven't played in a long time. I'm I I'm saying that out loud. I understand that I'm going to lose a lot
Right
Don't get tilted, yep, not gonna get tilted, I'm gonna lose a whole bunch.
Surely there was a rank reset.
I think my battle net rating is higher than my, I played too much on battle net off stream
a year ago I think, I think that's gonna be more suffering.
I did capture this.
The better who cares about Bnet rating, well who cares about rating in general?
like if you're playing to improve right now because I know my all night will go up when
I get my shit back together all right so these stats up for season 21 okay so we'll
No season is it right now?
Dude, that was so good.
Current, but I peaked at like close to 1600.
I know I did.
I know I did.
Look at my win rate.
55%.
It's really good.
Our last game played was May 4th, and I was having DC issues.
I DC'd, I remember.
But May 4th, so it's been almost a year exactly.
That's 1503 1524 1527 1552 1544
I'll get a little bit of it. I'll get a little bit of it to keep you up. I'm not gonna lie
It's been a year
Oh my god it's actually 1500s I'm gonna get FUCKED!
Pause!
Oh, my pause!
I had a game chat capture this, sorry guys.
Oh, I'm tight.
I'm gonna go.
If you imagine I win this?
Should I cancel?
No, I'll draw, I'll draw, I'll draw, I'll draw.
I'll draw, I'll draw, I'll draw, I'll draw.
I didn't have to type during a pause.
But he was ahead of me anyway.
But he was ahead of me anyway.
No, I don't apply against 1500s. I thought I would rank recently. Can I make a new account?
Wait, it says play 5 unranked placement assets to find that thing. Oh, okay. So I'm actually in my placements right now.
now okay okay nice let's first again it doesn't show anything
Oh
What do you want?
I can do that.
Something you're doing.
Work, work.
Can't help you now.
What are you doing?
Tapium.
Watch this, c'mon.
You suck.
I want his best.
I want his best.
I want his best.
I want his best.
I want his best.
I want his best so I'm gonna fire him up right at the start
Your favorite faction to play as mods band that guy for calling it a faction what the fuck is wrong with you you think me
You are low elo you are low elo
Oh, that is a timer that tells you when it's done new
Who care you are the same
40 lumber peon
Generational rage bait. Generational.
Forty... three lumber.
Perfect opening. Perfect. Perfect. I'm so locked in.
Can't see chat. Oh, sorry guys.
You guys are like, huh? What's happening?
It's not buying.
You gotta rush me, little freak!
From getting talent rush!
Skateback are you trolling me
My eyes are open.
We're under attack.
Do you need my counseling?
Eyes are open.
Of course.
Oh!
What the fuck is this?
Where are my fucking guys at bro?
Oh my god.
Bro, can't just leave the first couple of games.
Okay, this guy, this is like, I lost like 8 units of 8. How about I just...
Okay, how about I just join and leave and join and leave and join and leave and join and leave and join and leave so like, you lose some more off that, right?
I think you need to get banned. What?
Bro, they're punishing returning players!
Why is there no season resets, bro?
Let's play no, that game was completely over!
There's no just play, the game was fucking done!
I can get this guy too.
game where punishes returning players, season resets or a scam? Right. You can come back
Seriously WC3
It's a little bit slow at the upper up.
We're not racist.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
We need more gold.
My eyes are open.
Weirdo.
Get a life, you weirdo.
Watch out.
All right, so should we go into camps
camps not just at his base correct? We know his race?
my god he did the tiara bite bullshit
I think I would make grunts when this happened
grunts against uh...
i can't make ronstein upgrade
I should have blocked him with the dogs.
What did I do?
I think what did I do against Blade Master on Orc?
Huh?
We gotta break and solve somehow.
I'm ready to start this camp.
We're under attack!
I think we're complete.
What the?
Yes!
Open time!
My God!
My eyes are not so shiny as I thought.
We're under attack.
That's a foe.
That's a foe.
Master, go top.
Go top.
I forgot about shift click.
See, he's believing.
My eyes are full.
That's a foe.
My eyes are full.
We're under attack!
I should have enough for the big guy.
We're complete.
Oh, and you buy the invisibility from the shop!
My eyes are open.
Just need to watch out.
Of course.
I need more gold.
My eyes are open.
It is certain.
Do you need my help?
Not enough money.
I actually bought three fuck shit I bought three fuck me well that's like
750 gold that's really bad god damn it what I now it's like free for all so
don't actually know what I would build here
We have raiders from the the bestiary
Wait, I meant to f- I didn't mean to f- Ah, damn it!
I meant to buy dust, they're not the, uh...
I'm not sure what you want to stop me.
My eyes are...
Kingpot!
Fuck me.
I see.
I'm not...
I can't be my comes...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I see...
I'm not...
I see...
I
Know this is too smart for me
As a history and put them
Holy fuck!
Fuck!
fuck!
fuck, brawl, he just, better, bro fucking cheap that blade bullshit company.
What kind of better that game think what what where did I miss miss up where did I miss it I miss it I
Lost too many early. I'm gonna waste this time on the stall. No stall. I don't care myself. Oh, I'm solid
I'll fuck this guy
okay where did I go wrong early game I was a random I think it was fucking random
wasn't it I don't know if it was random or not but my guys what do I do I can't
Remember, any of the- what the- I'm just- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
We're under attack!
Maybe it would be easier for me to get back into it if I just went blade spawn every time.
I don't go farce here because it's kind of hard right now. It's for me to do the harass and
Freep
Like pretty hard
Can you create a smurf to get back on your feet?
There's placements though, so I should loot, right?
If I go 0 and 5 of my placement, it should be a lot better.
about even here?
Pause.
Okay, it seems, how do you check resources comparison?
Is there a way to do that?
Okay, it's about, I would say it's even, okay, so this was fine.
So I think my opening is fine.
I think I got that done, Pat.
I think it's just game knowledge, to be honest.
I think I just forgot a lot.
And the thing is, it wasn't like when I was playing,
I was winning these games all the time anyway.
I think that gets players like 1500s, to be fair.
So it's best case scenario if this happens.
Also, look, when I used to play,
I wasn't bothered doing like this either.
I wasn't playing to improve.
I think now because I'm putting a lot less time
into the game, I want to use my time more efficiently.
I feel like I have two girls now instead of one.
OK, so right here, I think I'm supposed to go to the camp?
Anyway, what do I do if this happens?
Like, he also bought items.
He's so strong, oh my god.
If I creep, he can joint the creep, right?
so I can't creep, I can't harass.
Guys, can we participate in the fucking chat
and help me out?
I see there's grubby viewers here,
you guys love fucking yapping your ass off,
fucking talk to me, cock suckers.
I'm trying to improve at the game
as you're talking to myself.
I
Let the dogs hit him and save your head hunter
Yeah, you're right
You're right. That's it. I don't show my head hunters. You're right. You're right as soon as I see blade
I think I you're right. I think I back up the head hunters. I start making the grunts
I believe you're right. You're right. You're right
It's not we see some it's like oh free gold
I think it's all like useless damage right and while I'm doing this useless damage. He has six healing things. This kills another one
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
just leave a little bit of space for the rest of the guys, will you chase them?
I'm just going to say, uh...
go again
Why am I getting out of a losing a row?
I did a lot.
AP was terrible.
I'm going to do that with Blade.
Little Blade.
Shadowhunter.
There's a strawman.
I'm keeping this bug, sorry.
I am a huge bug on your screen.
I'll give you BB with marching at four guts early to show the grunts
I said that's second game in a year guys
I can play one game
Maybe review it they got a baby break
Actually bring out wallet takes might be last game actually
Oh, it's just dead one minute three minute queue
Oh, how are you gonna play it 494 what Wait, what happened there bad patch or something
Kick me out.
Fuck.
How do I forget nerf?
How do I forgot Nerf?
Please see foot is six, this foot is boring!
Johnny, you just lost your chat privileges bro. See you in two weeks.
Fuck we care what you think.
Why is that not working?
That's something a lot of work, that's big T, the hardest worker in the room, Mike
45 gentlemen said that 84. Let me give you how I
Lord literally with the two wonder asses this game to innocent. I wish you try okay, so how are actually the queues because this is
Then I can get more benefit
Playing against myself
honest
If the keys are this long
The estimate's a minute and a half.
Well it's a bit worrying.
These guys are pretty sweaty.
Sweaty.
Urls are so bad, I'm not fully...
I mean I'd say even like so this is gonna happen anyway hold on let me think
I think this is gonna have here we go blade by the way my mic it's human I
can't go play consuming can I fuck I just do it no I can't I can't let them
expand this is really fucked up
ah this is really fucked up
It's not a rifle dead
I'm a dude we've learned a lot already today our openings are so back
I
Can see the map bro stop fucking crying it's one itty-bitty corner of the bottom corner that you can't see shut the fuck up
That's last beyond
Where's the camp actually? Can't humans take a yellow camp? Go to yellow camp.
Yeah, let's see.
DG, guess you're all game over, game over, it was the fucking mind probably, game over,
we lose guys, game over, it's our...
I
Made it to me of these
my brain's locked my brain's locked I don't have to do
My eyes are open, do you want me to kill you?
Your shop and your shop, get out of there.
Seeing is believing.
What you want me to do?
It's too much!
My eyes are open, range of sports or chess.
God damn it.
Oh, it's hard!
It's hard, actually!
God damn it!
I didn't play it like fucking in a pyslo!
It's fucking hard, guys!
I'm trying my best!
We'll play this one out. It's pretty good.
Look, I think it'd be a different game if I build an up-building.
I think it would be a different game if I found him on the camp.
Who knows, I'm gonna build, to be honest.
I think that's him, that's him, that's him, that's him.
These are all fucking urges?
Give him the solo xp.
God this guy's gonna come to me, he's gonna have like fucking Thanos rolling around.
I'm way late on my burrows, no.
Oh my god, here he comes.
Oh my god, here he comes.
We need to heal up, we need to heal up.
Prepare for battle! Arm yourselves, lads!
Here we go!
Come on, you fucking units!
that wasn't that bad that was kind of close kind of pretty close guys
I mean, if you think about how bad I trolled early game, how bad I trolled, like, in the mid game, I forgot to build, I forgot my burrows, I forgot all my shit, this actually wasn't too bad.
Dude, I think this is feeling pretty good for day one, I'm not gonna lie, it's actually feeling pretty good.
I'm closing out of W3 champs, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to play bad on it, I can
spot one more time and then I'll call it.
I think I'm not, dude I feel like I've approved a lot already, I just kind of remember.
Really?
Settings don't reset do they?
I'm a multiple player dude. I'm not I feel like I need to like some grace on the multiple player like I need to
I don't even know how to like dude you shut the fuck up. I'm not right excited. I'm just trying to fucking lower like
I don't know how to play the words you freaks. I just need to get the understanding down
I
Care if I would have loses what a play I'm set. Yes, correct. I don't care if I want to lose. I just want to play that is it
well sure nice breath oh let's go blade actually I'm gonna try to blade
they on the fucking peon production these most really really really much
yes that's what I'm saying yes exactly I think I'm not learning the matchups
If I like that I'm like struggling with muscle memory
And I wonder if anything changed like patches and shit
It grunts that's bad
Like, what is your aggressive playstyle? Well, farce here is actually my aggressive one.
I don't play the Q-Max blade. I go like Shadow.
I just do this actually.
I think I'm gonna buy tiara.
NO!
Not until I upgrade.
I forgot
Yes, sir!
Far!
Yes, sir!
I need this word to talk to you.
Are you hit on the head?
Take agility, though.
Oh, damn it.
Word to talk to you.
W, max, or E, guys?
I think it's W.
I am dead.
Right.
Yes, sir.
Are you hit on the head?
Excellent choice.
Right.
I need this word to talk to you.
Something you're doing? Yes. Happy to...
Oh!
What a hit shot!
You're a hero and no bait!
I heard something, I was not close.
Yes it was!
Oh!
What an excellent choice!
What a tossy bear!
What a terrible attack!
I am moved!
Yes!
What a tossy bear!
Excellent choice!
Yes!
What a terrible attack!
I am moved!
I'm sitting on too much bullshit here, but I'm just kind of waiting, can I go one grunt?
I don't go to grunts and buy another tiara
I
Fuck is this guy
Scout I'm an idiot
God
Can we win?
RGG
I
Had to do
Come on units move your fucking asses over here
the skilly.
The Raiders now need a burrow.
I got a plan. I got it. I got a plan. I got a pot. Huge come on
Am I being trolled
This is middle camp
Koto?
I'll just give my blade this guy the XP.
It's a big look of flames, right?
I
Got the running I won. Oh my god
God didn't think
Paulia Paulian one Paulian one
I still got some understanding I still got some understanding
clean. Okay so I could have bought pots.
That's over. Okay.
I can't watch the replay, huh?
I
Guess I could have bought
More pods spread the army got level one. I don't care bro. I a clicked. I knew these controls, but I don't care
That's honest to God. This is all I wanted from day one anyway was just to get some feeling back in it
Fuck it like those
Like those all right now the last game. I had a go. It's
Uh, 70 degrees outside, it's about to go to sleep, it was some time with her.
Overall, not bad.
WC3 went, lost every single game, except for that last one, but I, it was, the first day was gonna be rough.
The first day was gonna be rough.
So we're getting, we're tackling League, chess, WC3, and Street Fighter guys.
I got a lot going on.
So we're gonna be jumping around, like, almost every day.
Like, tomorrow, I don't know which one I'm gonna play.
I'm probably gonna play WC3 tomorrow, to be honest.
And then, I kinda wanna make the goal tomorrow to get a win against a real person.
That'd make me really happy.
And then, our League of Legends goal tomorrow is to win 15 games in a row.
Yeah, not happening.
It's gonna be a sub to these followers!
Twitter is the ace coming on this bitch, brother!
FUCKERS!
With that being said...