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Hugging subs up somebody subs up. How do they do it on this beautiful Friday afternoon morning?
Good good good good good good guys case you missed the yesterday we drafted our eight. It's that time of year
I'm sorry off like it's that time of year
AT&T
And I later company that for three years in a run out or tears three years ago. I don't know
With a draft yesterday
We cooked we cooked in the draft. Okay. We cook the draft me summits
Jinji
Dizzy kitten and Emily Wayne
Battling it out. Anyway, you had to buy it yesterday. I have officially figured out how to sit set up discord jets
So I add everybody discord
And I started out with
Let's be honest here guys. How's everybody at cod so far? No responses. I'm gonna keep it up with you guys
cod is on
Thursday this Thursday. I think we sack it. I think we sack it. I think we sack it. I think we prep for league week. I
Think if we cannot finish last and cod
We prep for League week, I'll be honest.
I think I just cooked.
I think we have to just try our best not to get last,
and then if whatever,
we spend more time on League to guarantee League,
and then in the meantime,
I think I'm actually going to start testing out 2X.
I think we're going to put Street Fighter.
Maybe I'll try with it a little bit,
but tonight I might try 2X, I think,
because that's in 2X is not
this next not not Thursday not the next Thursday but the 21st
People don't want me to try that out a lot actually so I think that's where I did today
I think I can actually because the highest rated player in 2x was like Lily P or is like
Lily P two at platinum Emily Wayne was gold. No
Everybody else was it did not play so I think I can actually cook on 2x
And then outing up with counter strike some of plays apparently I'm pretty good over counter strike
My team anyway, that was like yesterday yesterday played a lot of WC3. We popped off in that
We went like 15 and 5 street fighter got a patch. We got a right reset
Back to 1500 so I didn't really play that too much
And we also played some League of Legends, which is what we're starting with today. They'll be better
I'm gonna try to get mid lane. I forgot that during early seasons. I have a lot more success in mid
That's what we're doing today. Also, I do not have my Vods muted
But for my sanity, I'm going to be playing the 1980s playlist
So the ball's getting muted and our twitch channel might be banned YouTube editor. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna try it out. I
Kind of think it's a playlist of cooking my my brain
Because all this kind of started when I read I had a replay my vaude music, right?
Now this is highly DMCA, by the way, highly DMCA, highly.
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the new Rooney added it I don't know I'm at loss and it's doing special
Well, could it be worse, I'd say yes, I should have a lot of damage though.
I'm somebody's there at fuck pile of shit
Let's either stack with T-man on old Fiora, old Fiora, old Fiora, old Fiora, old Fiora,
off map
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Stop
I'm not sure what you're doing here.
I know that you should put this on 2 or 3.
It's worth it to be down.
I think the worst case scenario is that Topf just died, 1v1 to the Volibear, 3 not good
for us.
Let's finish the game with a paper knife.
So these upgraded give you 5% damage while above half health, and low half health you
gain 50% healing shielding or...
Oh!
is a bit extreme doesn't it? 5% Matter? I don't know 5% Matters but sounds crazy.
I had this I'm true somebody go back in my vod like a chugat YouTube video and don't tell
Tell me what but I had my Hexach rocket put on.
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And even if I didn't have a tournament come up, so what?
Yeah.
Or mid.
What elo is this guy?
What the fuck?
You look better than I could have thought.
Anything less would be uncivilized.
Flash play somewhere.
Hmm, yes it does.
It's gonna look so so what bro fucked
That dirt
Free Zerath and master slobby goes crazy and won't be nines the opposition
Hell yeah, that's the story.
That one bounty to Vayne, she uses this pool.
She's there at the bot lane, the magic of all the bears.
I'm pretty rusty, I'm sure, got the Shreddon free.
I ain't got another bounty, she got, she has three bounties there, 1k, 713, 307, ugh.
Come on Zerath, you got this bro, lock it in.
I guess she would have died there.
Okay, well volleyball was two and six. We're fucked.
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Play in my cover I'm going wrong. I have map cover
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pull up Zerath, I think that killed, pull up man, you're a beast.
I'm just trying to get this first couple of games to see if it helps my mental.
now I mean I'm not as speed as I think
I thought I wanted to TP there or not.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh, the genius draft yesterday.
Kind of saying it didn't pick any, but I give it a...
a-minus and we'll see
We'll see bro
There's my rocket but to be I don't think it's worth flashing
No, Aldenade, shut up.
that toxic
I'm starting it, that's a bit, it's just, no it's a bit of Hunter to get perfect, let's
get it, that's nice.
Thank you for watching!
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Don't me shield me
My bad, this is a bit of a fucking fan. He's a piss off me
But I'll die here
I got both their GAs as well and Lee Sin still has his.
I feel like they should get GAs herself.
I'm Jack.
What the heck?
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Painly sin, let's go baby.
I don't know what this guy was thinking there, gonna one-shot him or what?
They need thornmail last item
I could deal with that fuck.
God, this guy doesn't die.
It's a Nautilus fucking CC Vayne.
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Just take that here is this a I
for a kick on king or cinch like million like I like a gold player taking the
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Sinch is just gone, yep, because you're diamond fucking players who won't back off of themes.
As a rank check, see how bad this actually is.
Promo sister.
I got one more.
I got mid.
I mean this is bugged.
I mean it's bugged again.
So resets everybody MMR at 0, but I think it's going to try and match Autofill, but
this guy's not even Autofill and he's Emerald 3.
He finished last season Emerald 1, he finished this season before that, Emerald 1, he finished
this season before that, he's Dive at 2, so he's legitimately an Emerald 3 player
in the game, dying 15 times.
I don't think this is what Riot had in mind when they said bad match quality.
This is kind of, this is, come on what are we doing?
under master's gonna get reset
decent amount of games played as well
I mean he has no business being in this game obviously
He's outclassed by an entire teeter bot lane.
And playing 25.
Why does that even exist?
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Just stopped it
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
I assume you'll let me be fine.
Let's back up.
My mistakes and sleep was not so tight.
I can't get you up on my mind and forget.
I know I've got to do.
Just find my way back to you.
Why did it take a turn on me?
We're moving so slow in all these games though.
See it, God bless.
That was a fucking, he just, good God, I trolled.
I was waiting for the day to come back to me
I opened the letter, bit of a burning bridge I couldn't see
Now that you're by the side of the pin
I'll never leave you behind
Oh, life is patient, steepers night, so excited
I'll never let you run my mind before
But for now I know who got to know
well
very cool guys
Taxes exist.
Taxation's fucking theft, bro.
You know what they say, tax the poor.
I know you back to your room watching you go in the light of the moon.
Can I follow you back to your arms watching all of the moon?
I think you can get behind it here, can I?
Yeah, let's have a swell, swell time, lad!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Still playing League I think so.
We are the children of the first levels and we will not be able to see us.
I can't, let's hold him off here.
I'm 9's yet? Uhhh, yes.
Crafty.
There's always a form of a joke about it.
Well, up 10 CS, guys.
A master's weapon needs no help.
let's get it done
5, so let's go.
We're down 25 CS at 5 minutes.
This has to be disgustingly good for me, right?
I look like Super OneSai to catch a straight dude?
Clawt!
Clawt!
Clawt!
Clawt!
Clawt!
Wait, does it need CS? That's true.
I shot him.
This might be so good, bro. It happens, baby. It happens. Shake it off about how you serve, but not how you finish. Let's get it on.
I'm talking at 78
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Bit passive old
Why do I have to be the one that pees suns always?
This flash, bro, four years of T1D1, not D1, thanks though, bro.
Imagine whatever, how do I get stopped in a side lane?
I'm going to stop. I'm going to try and handle Big D.
I think when they do that, or I set their speed the time they're at the pool.
Luke?
I'm a strong guy.
I'm a strong guy.
I'm a strong guy.
I'm a strong guy.
They're the front-laying-playing phase, and this game is miserable.
I'm sorry, but you won't win a single game with the team you have if you will.
I made this but it's just not that bad.
I don't want to waste R with Soraka right there.
I don't know if she just W's or silence or anything.
Yeah, has heal, I don't know.
I chunked her like a motherfucker with you though.
My flanks off.
I can't let them stay.
Is this the day Soraka gave mana?
Yeah, this game's awesome.
You battle.
When did they add an ult indicator for zilean?
The shurban is almost done. I don't remember that, do you think?
this game's looking so fucking hard again
Jungles down 50 CS, odds down 50 CS 1 in 5. Why are they all so hard?
Hmm.
Everything's hard.
Not fair.
I'm gonna say your first in League, your first in CS, you're gonna determine if someone played
Movin' in Rebels?
Yes, actually.
I think we need League to be more competitive than people think, and then we can win Counter
Strike, and then we can win 2x.
This game's completely over.
I don't know why, it's gonna just feel like it's gonna be so, like, playing something
like that when it wins so bad.
Everybody on the enemy team, playing safe, playing smart, no high risk plays.
Die once, not die again.
I'm going to run the map.
the difference. Fortunately.
Damn.
Guys, look at my CS lead mid.
I talked to you up as a multi-time family trainer my wife and I should thank somebody after watching this game
What have I done this game?
I'm sorry bro
I'm putting it to somebody that doesn't want to interact and is playing Zilean
I'm sorry
I'll do better
Oh, there's no shot, this guy didn't do that.
There's no way that was not in range.
I think I did it, I did it, uh, not for it actually.
Not one enough? I think I wanted that pretty bad.
I need healing reduction. Thanks, friend.
This is the hell getting lost.
Terrible flash from Zilean.
I think if we kill him we get nothing.
killing reduction worth buying
No! Fuck that!
Not my problem!
Actually, I have this gold, I really should.
When I has it, you Diamond Dog, are me and Sona hitting the same players?
I think she's gonna be back there with me in the fridges.
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and enemy has been slain
Adam?
Adam?
I think this Riven's the only problem for me
I need it to be awesome, Earthy.
I'm a bit of a healthy, and I want scaling health as well.
I beat Riven
How about those Qs
All right, three items, a bit of boots.
He's shaking on every play.
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Insta flash yet it's like that one game key installed
I'm going to hop off that clown.
one hit up off that
I want to sit there.
I use my people to say that
hit him!
I remember I did a house, not a bad play at all.
That part was, what I did was not bad actually.
I bought so much space.
What happened afterwards? Not my problem.
I'll just get a sub.
Why you lose games why why why me the tldr asshole
I'm like right there I bought I have four on me and we lost two back side I love
Okay.
I added these two, Hui and Hecarim, on me, and I killed Soraka.
I guess Riven just shit on these two.
I mean they're two seven twelve and zero eight eighteen so what can you say this guy's down almost a hundred yes
Really I think even ribbon easily one beat
Oh Mel had a one cake old bounty as well
Vizion guys, do you hate winning?
I also got 900 ult 2 fights ago.
I'm realistically worth 4 AP, 3 and a half AP, they have no AMR.
All right guys, I got one shot by the AD carry. I'm sorry
This guy is pretty big huh?
That's six items plus boots?
Nice!
I'm afraid.
This is ours.
That's not a thing.
I should have built these boots.
I never killed a person.
This is a real nonsense.
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Didn't die
Okay, I really need to side him.
Hmm
What you hear no, how we don't get picked right before soul, please
I feel like I over-focusing Soraka, I don't know if she did that much, I mean she died
But then I zilated slash with my spear, then you should have...
Insta R flash.
But I didn't get my edge on Soraka, she too, from hitting the Q.
Well, I'll tell you what. We weren't winning without him having that on Soul.
Let me do some live coaching, Soraka. Definitely.
I'm not afraid of him, okay?
There is a storm of the dark
This is far from over
We have not yet begun to fight
I'm just keeping me
They're fighting me when these two are too strong
They're all strong
We either need to die, heck, we need to die, and we're waiting to die, and we don't have to, we can't say live, not long.
So, brother, can you at least go for the steal? Can we drop a ward maybe or anything, guys?
Got a soul.
Let's drop Sona.
Run. I would be walking back in.
good that's gonna bore him
1,000,000 2 items better mid wins
the kiddos great
ability might eat I mean peel with the eat
good more reminder honestly I think you're right
I think we need to send that right there to be honest.
I can't even move, there's nothing to do here.
Oh, we got Nell split.
That was a plasm.
What's he doing? We staying?
Was it a triple TP?
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That's GA now
Well, why does this Sona walking up like that for me?
i can't move
fuck this game it's just such a waste of time
I can't man these guys my teammates are retarded at every single game and it's
not and it means like super locked in gamer fucking posture slouching over
their their shit it's not come on this shit's trash man
the two 40 minute games in a row I pressed tab 012 on my support the
journals on a hundred CS enemy mid-locks and zillion doesn't interact the entire
I reckon.
Your turn has been destroyed.
Your turn has been destroyed.
Worth pointing out, you can tell 5 minutes in, you're going to lose.
Do you know anything about it?
Yeah, locked in.
A summoner has disconnected.
In this case, just all chatting.
Okay, this is my last lead game.
I mean, dude, I don't know what you're going to do, guys.
Bro, I just played two 40-minute games.
I've had two 15-death supports in a row.
And like I said, Amy Team Super Bowl, I cannot be fucked.
They got to take some rest.
They got to do something.
Like, we can't just.
It's every game.
Bro, and I would love to be wrong.
Am I playing perfect? I'm absolutely not.
I'm not saying I'm playing perfect.
But is the enemy team very clearly trying to win?
Am I team just like fucking jacking off in a corner?
Yeah, pretty much.
It's too hard because you need like one per...
Like all it takes is one person to do that.
Just one.
You see Lil Timmy in the corner over there.
That's it.
I ate it with sadness five kids the big dog
What is this
I don't know what these I don't know where they're pulling these games from
Well, why is my support's op dot gg ended last split diamond four
But they were diamond four with that 46% win rate on 150 games
So they're legitimately an iron plate or a little player. Why are they? I don't ever see what's gone. I know
Everybody master plus got their MMR reset
I don't know I don't know what the fuck's going on
I don't know weird my last support was in rule three
I'll give it three games. We'll go back to bot. Midi games are zero interaction. Nobody's
do anything it'll be fine
I'm not sure about you.
There was in your chat and champ select said, oh my god, I'm in your game.
I'm fan girling right now.
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He's reduced.
And this lobby is bad, if this lobby looks stupid I'm just going to dodge, play Warcraft.
I did this game, so I did.
What did I do that for?
It's better anyway, I've literally played with two anti-mids, singed, and...
...zillion.
So if I was shooting games at first though, yeah, I started playing 1v1 games and I realized
how dog shit League of Legends was.
I'll do it for you.
Why did, why did I just dedicate, what was that, 45 to 40 minute plus games in a row
to have a 2 and 15 support and a 0 and 13 support?
Literally.
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The way to disable all skins in League.
Long here I think
Our repleters not even played I think actually guys
I lead hell mid is OP
probably be on your team if you were bot
I think the 91
I'll tell you how scary good of the game.
I'm not scared of what I'm doing.
Fuck!
Do you, motherfucker?
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
The minions didn't stop fucking,
fucking hitting you, cock.
Suckers.
Fuck this shit, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh good, top lane.
Play safe.
As far as you can.
I look crusty
Damn dogs off me
some degenerate trade patterns on us
What the fuck was that Talon walljam?
Okay, whatever, it worked out.
It's kind of like, you see by the tower, I was like, are you gonna jump?
come in time and let's have you back fuck off
Oh my god, oh another one
Yep, yeah
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Nice, so when he bought me?
Um, what?
What the fuck was that?
Bro, what?
What just happened?
I think I literally just got two shot.
What the fuck is that?
What's the item?
Not the item.
Did she even use an ability?
What just happened?
Stupid fucking character, man.
Okay, so if I'm dying like that now, is she just gonna get her ult and literally press
Just one button on me?
Should I use anything right there?
Oh, yeah, GG.
Love this game, baby.
Let's get it.
I deserve this, my bad.
I played poorly.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
I played so bad this game.
I'm fucking...
so bad this game I'm fucking...
I think it's a chicken literally ult me from the bush and one shot me.
I think it's down there.
This is actually...
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
only got a dragon
The last is good here, always second against the party.
Yeah, this is my last 3-game obviously.
Top is gap, really?
Spot lane?
There's a crazy thing to think about all these games, what really would need to happen.
She's dead what died in lane twice
Down 20 CS
Last hit a kill on Talon jumble walk to lane
legitimately one shot me
That two kills from top sides and for a diving you're not king enough
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Have a walk of hope I don't want to walk back to the can of wave and it's been honest image
I'm gonna find a partner eventually.
Here's something that don't work out!
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Nice team
Sorry rise this done my throat as well. Well, why does it feel like I'm playing the worst characters in the game? What is going on?
I don't mean we, those are fed, I don't know.
Let him walk past you asshole.
How'd I get one shot? I feel like I'm living a lot longer now. How did that time of shooting...
I feel like something bugged.
Now our damage feels normal and nothing's changed.
All combo hits, no.
I'm gonna keep Oreos after this game and keep up WC3.
I think that'll calm me.
Yes, that is me Rage-eating by the way.
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What do you want us to do, Tritimere?
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Care of a statement for no
They're down to 80 CS
As always now in as always
This has to be him.
all right guys I got my second item I should have sort of like Rylai's void, I don't know
I think the HG would have been enough.
I checked this as soon as OP.GG by the way, it's gonna be an Emerald player from last year.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
He just floats like,
Treacherous Helo because of how they type.
We need to rotate on the rise if he steps up!
Like a Xerath from the first game.
I got this.
I don't got this.
I'm gonna send an email to Donald Trump and try and get this game banned.
This is shithole.
It might work, no it might.
I mean, I'm gonna have to buy killing reduction as well, there's a 10% Omni-gram.
have no moneys. At this point, buy a boost, maybe that's the play. I tried to Q for bot
lane this game, but it's just been happening, like literally my support's already down.
Re-gave, but I got the honestly, but I want to put this there
a little bit.
No zany on that 74 big dog. How we doing well? I'm a please
Now I do have our lines
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Jack she kills the bot lane
let's get the soul guy or deny them soul
why is trunimere talking why is why are why are you typing bro
watch this guy typing you got 150 cs top lane
I have a truer.
I'm not sure what to do.
Not sure what to do.
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Fucking love Oreos, bro. I got right at the cups and my mug is too big
The fucking mind your beeswax
barely getting any melt, like look, they half dump, like a third dump there
I'm traded
Let's have a bite and dump again. Oh, it's true
You're right
I hope to see the fire each other one of the again soon
I'll tell you what, we lost every game that I went 0-3, but I wasn't as pissy as I was before, so.
One more.
Last one.
Do you want to scout today? Maybe.
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Don't know no one more Oreo not one more leaking guys out your fucking mind the fucking you tell me playing the warcraft
You stupid motherfucker. I'll kill you up. You stupid
Fucking dumb stupid ass league viewers
Wait, let's check the site. Let's check the site.
Alright, that's it for League.
We're about to play WC. Reminder, we've got a groovy tournament coming up in two, like 13 days.
Two weeks now. We're prepping for Warcraft Forum.
Also, reminder, we've got to set up ATT scrims.
I'm talking to my team in the meantime.
But with that being said, I think we're gonna put Street Fighter on the back burner and I'm gonna play
Well, so for today, I'm gonna give 2x a try today, but maybe after Warcraft
We'll see how that game is. I was watching some streams last night
Allowing Darius looks pretty good
2x isn't for 20 days. It's not 20 days three weeks away
Who knows maybe I'll play 2x and I'll like it a lot like Street Fighter, and then I'll start playing it a million fucking hours
I'm gonna get rusty on your modern guy. Oh, you see that I'm still I'm not gonna get I'm still gonna play Street Fighter
Cod's cooked I agree
Any updates?
No updates yet, it's work.
It's a fucking work.
There's going to be a lot more aggressive dirty.
I know you don't like combos, and they're a lot longer.
Well, if that's the case, I can't learn inputs for 2x.
Oh, shut the fuck up, guys.
OK, so everybody on my team at Summit
responded about the cod.
I am referring it back to last year.
Last year, I practiced for a week straight call of duty.
Did I notice a difference?
Brother, we are finishing one,
we got one kill and 20 deaths a game.
If I wanted to practice when I got zero.
Same thing for CSGO.
I practiced CSGO for almost two weeks for that.
I won one ranked game out of 50.
Finished second to last, 19 out of 20 to Emeru, who was also on my team.
Like for all it is what it is, I'm not sure how much practicing those games matters.
I think what matters is practicing for 2x and then practicing our League of Legends
cohesion anyway enough yapping let's get it case you missed it yesterday playing
this went 15 and 5 I had 20 minutes off stream today I played one game
We're starting at a big 1370.
The 2xTO is not the 2v2 format.
It's going to be 1-0 or 1v1, they said.
So are we the content team again?
I don't think we're going to be content.
I don't think anybody in my team knows each other, so it's...
It's not gonna be a concept team, we're playing a winner or we're playing just to be sad.
I feel like P2 could have been very neat, you know.
But he sucks like in every other game besides Chess and Lee.
Oh, I don't.
This fucking guy again, goddammit.
I sandbagging the snipe I get a hundred rating
You beat him yesterday was annoying as shit
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Maybe enjoy it, maybe.
If it's 2x, I'm probably going to try 2x, if it's 2x complete dog shit, then I'll probably
go
Like he's quit this is a tournament's done. I mean I played a little bit longer after last year
Oh my god, this is an echo, I don't know the fucking function.
I know these guys have viewer and he watches, so I'm randomly going farce here against
these and I'm actually going to push here.
Most of the time he goes maiden but I whipped his ass for the first time yesterday when he
went maiden or warden, excuse me.
He might swap off it just because that or if he was ghosting it's literally, this is
legitimately a quote for the, I don't know.
They did something stupid against him yesterday too, didn't they?
Then just make sure it is certain I see you.
You're complete.
Do you need my guns?
Ah, he went for this pictures.
I see you.
Watch out.
You ain't the cheeseworks again, baby!
You ain't gimme gimme!
put them up
got one made enough
As I said, fucking buyer.
He was going to Zercher as he was going to rush me.
Just be a win. Just be a win.
Dangerous for so it is.
Nicely.
What? We're completed.
Do you need my gun?
Can't kill that.
Work, work, work.
They still- so does this usually happen that they still fucking end up brushing?
It's just a game.
Something that's airing milk there.
I bet you.
My eyes are open.
My eyes are open.
My eyes are open.
My eyes are open.
It's funny business.
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Getting all the big camps
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He needs your suffering fuck off
that's pretty bad thankfully we didn't lose all of them
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Got this bird bitch you can't
I
Can't kill
I
That'd be really good if I had workers
Watch out
What? Ready to work?
He's been in the war for more than a year.
Do you need my help?
Of course.
He's been in the war for more than a year.
He's been ready to rise.
He's been in the war for more than a year.
I'm ready to work.
This guy already level 6, though.
Fuck.
I don't have any idea what his level 6 does.
They are to protect you quickly, you do the same.
Watch every channeling damage around zero.
If it's channeling, I can disable it with my ult, right?
Of course.
My right is a four.
What do you want?
Ever in?
No forever?
I think it's good.
Night Elf is too hard because they have different buildings everywhere.
game I hide and see. I think I can make it back to his base though. I think I win this
fight. Oh now we got a real fiesta. I got a shot though don't I?
There's one more.
I can't lose my dogs.
I
How'd I went straight to this expo let's set of the base
That guy's a lemur much further
I think the people that climbed with me are like the biggest noob idiot.
I think these guys just stand back their ass off and just steadily climb with me so I can
play a game with me a day.
Yeah, he's a 1.8k orc player and I think he climbed on orc and he just started to
you night off.
A lot of losers on this one.
Hit the tree with the worker, one type was the L-O.
I'm ready to work.
Now, it's time to do it.
I'm ready to work, dude.
I'm ready to work.
I'm ready to work.
He's you.
Whoops.
Pickle, what's up?
Can I just type that again?
Ready to work.
Now, I'm not typing it back, asshole.
Fuck off.
I'm not typing it back asshole. Fuck off.
I feel like today is gonna be a cheesy day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm feeling like it was two days ago.
Oh boy, here we go.
Late start, so we don't do anything.
anything
No, I've actually been lucky enough not to fuck run into these bastards. Where's my wood at man? I miss a
I'm pissed chill until night
if it's solo blade it does that base shit I'm usually I'm so serious
We're under attack.
Of course.
It is.
Have the mighty ones at home.
Protect!
Something to do with...
the life of the dead.
All these are pretty bad moves because I get shop
I think he heals up and does it again these guys are all dead too.
I actually walked back, I think that's actually good for us, to be honest.
My eyes are full.
Of course.
When you're under attack, I'll say the word.
You're down.
Watch out.
Take it.
We'll take it.
I need to kill one to be honest.
You're under attack!
We're under attack!
Nice.
We're complete.
See, he's believing.
We're complete.
Something to do with.
We're complete.
I'm in the grand squad.
I say we survive that pretty well be honest
Ah rubbish. I had like less than five mana away from killing that guy. Are you kidding
me by the way? Fucking that's bullshit. Come on. You're just five mana.
Yeah.
of course
ready to ride
we're under attack
why is it that you're not shit every single game?
I see
do you mean myself?
need something
My eyes are the foot...
And these are my gums.
You're an American.
Watch out.
My eyes are the feet of the exes in my den.
Shit, I want a knife.
Of course.
We're under attack.
My eyes are here like you.
And you're being my gums.
of
the
the
the
the
the
I
Oh, yeah, she got four off.
I
That's not
I'm gonna get my spirit walkers for those guys, but...
watch out for the pulverizer I'm pretty sure
We're under attack!
Hopefully we can at least get this stuck in towers.
My eyes are open, I see.
We are human beings.
I see.
It's my fault.
It's my fault.
You're lying.
Of course.
Watch out.
I bought that as well.
We're under attack.
Yes, we keep this.
Yes, we keep this.
Oh shit, what the fuck is coming from behind me?
Watch out.
The way this guy has a fucking expo.
I think those were all the ones that died from before, to be honest.
I think we're fine. How do they get to the next one?
We're chilling.
Watch out. Get mana pot up.
Of course.
What you want me to do?
Anything you want.
Direct my mind.
Oh no.
It is simple.
Watch out.
Now we went and bought it.
Have a shop?
We want to kill you.
The trouble is just right now.
I am one.
I am sort of cocky.
You need my counsel.
It's horrible bro.
It overrises the magic damage.
I'm asshole I just put this one really well I think
Oh kept our composure on that early game didn't panic when we seen the Torrens
Back that what we needed to.
That's kind of the X-Rail, he did not have one.
That's clean.
He almost cheesed pretty hard with that, uh...
That double Torren's tower.
And I would have walked to his base differently. I wouldn't even spotted that.
I'm gonna wash his replay.
It's attorney again two weeks.
Yeah, dude of my uh, these writer pushes are going very well in my games actually
I'll sort of get a uh, dust for his early game
It's stupid ass purge camp. I fucking hate these purgers, bro
I'm surprised he just come back here. I think I think this is game over
I think he heals right here. It just goes back here and kills my shit because I can't reproduce
right I
Just hit his base. I think there's why these robbers dead
I mean, he came back to hit my grunt a couple of times.
What the fuck just happened?
Let me play feature suck.
Try pillage.
It hits so good.
How much gold does pillage get?
I never think it's worth it, because I don't think I'm going to get enough value.
Do you get pillage if any other units hit base?
Buildings?
late barracks so he was legit just playing with one two champions that's all he has right now
two champs
he bought boots and he bought cloak of shadows they didn't know i got sentry ward
So wait, if I didn't get this ward, his plan was to literally eski at my piods here and
be a pile of shit.
Are you kidding me?
How annoying would that have been?
Please
Up now
Try it as you sweat I think like I said, I think when walk late it takes a lot of my crow I
Think it's like I don't think I think I've had a 19 a 700 player should do it
Honestly, it's game over. This guy knows what he's doing right so right here. I came
Same pop ah cuz the TC got out or torn go
You're just buying time you're trying to stall so don't see what's happening
Very strong cost almost nothing another broken mechanic which works
These bot camps bro my base timings in my building I do some attack times have been so good these last couple days
And I swear to God, I don't know if it's attacking, I don't know.
There's not many yesterday, too, where enemies are on the other side of the map,
I just hit their base and their's die, like, I had no idea he was here.
It's more poppy here.
I mean, these guys are virtually dead.
Okay, so he just took them all out of the fight.
I thought he had an expo.
Didn't even notice this one still.
Let's get it.
I'm in the middle of a town after a- I don't like this year man.
I messed up fast expo's a lot of micro, but you can do anywhere else, so just keep building
your timers and spend all your focus on blade harass.
Who's a love orc who's orc? What happened? Uh, we got cheesed a lot.
Ready to work.
Hey lot.
Ready to work.
Yes, I'm building.
I don't just go one build in this game, Hom.
I have a blade master built. I'm building three units every time at situation.
I've even stopped harassing early. Widnited.
Ah
That was a horde league session
Sun's too bright I can't fucking see
I
Can't see
Just hold on, I'm coming home.
And rough!
I see it is certain.
I see it is certain.
I see it is certain.
I see you, you're a bigot.
Bump!
I'm stuck.
This thing.
Watch out.
Of course.
You're a bigot.
I gotta make sure this guy doesn't go anything cheesy.
I see you.
This thing is deleting.
Of course.
I'll be stuck.
Of course.
Look out.
I'm winning the dog duals actually.
Yes the dog duals are won lads the dog duals are won.
I gotta go to his base I don't even want to bother risking him going.
Double B-share your bullshit. I can't see my screen
don't call me that
any kind of greatest production here
don't like uh...
workers or nowadays
Oh
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Fortunately...
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Fortunately...
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I did say what I say I should say I think I just kind of I feel like it's just gonna be a cheeser
we're on like one day we play against the cheesers one day we don't it's like it's so
unfun I don't know I don't why they do it you're never gonna fucking climb like there's a reason
your 50% win rate. A thousand games played bro. It makes no sense. I guess against Orc,
I think up to the point now where I think I have to do that to be honest. I think it's
every Orc, I think I have to just tower rush as well. I think it's too risky if they
do it and I don't. Even right there I scouted him, I got vision of him early,
You just pull this guy's top side and so not following him like a dog the entire time
This rushes
Why is this tampy it's only what if you were to play that that guy again now that you know that it would never work again
It's literally just cheese
So, kai-wee.
Runs cause all spawn summons are right, but can wait for DC a bit too.
and bros. I'm going to have by to my lumber pions. He's out of heart.
Where's the point of the time to succeed holy well means you yeah, that's what you want to think right watch
Surely, that's what it means
I'm not building actually I'm trolling here like answered all my unit
I
Hate it so
I
The dogs
I'll let you watch your face.
Surely my dogs kill him.
Hermana. His camps.
Eat, eat, eat. You gotta go back.
Shop.
Who's gonna flash on him? Where you going?
I'm gonna flash on him here one shot him
I feel like this guy is gonna go bold mind.
Oh no he went here.
The fuck out of my game Samuel.
Samuel, get the fuck out of my game.
See boy, I think I was probably calibrating
Yeah, plus three
Plus three
Whoa, why these guys get four
There's not having a fun time at all eight six minutes eight minutes six minutes seven minutes. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, another order- I gotta ban this map! Fuck this map, bro!
I get to be the other person already been 1500 the same guy know
But they all do it I swear to God and get one of them get one cheeser you're gonna get five
Close the blinds
There's a grubby website.
You're going to have to have the website to grubby.
They give you all the info on this permit.
I have auto blinds, I was really needed to just stand up and do it myself.
Uh, alright, let's see where this guy goes, and I think if it's not anything, no farsier
please.
I see. Of course. It is certain. Watch out.
Hey, if it's farce here, I think I'm just going...
Why? Whatever the fuck eye is.
Do you need my counseling?
My eyes have just foresawed you. It is certain. Of course.
It is certain.
I
We don't like this
Watch out
They just take the step
Oh, but from gold it's
I'm going to make sure he's not going to do anything stupid like fucking mass birds
and reminder, if he's towering his base up, I'm leaving.
Not a rage quit, by the way. I'm just leaving, it's not worth playing.
I'm not playing that.
Nope.
Nope.
Hell no.
The most fun games bro. You're a degenerate when you're getting hit and ran and the enemy is bunkering down
How do you have fun playing that? I need a bad echo. I'll bet actually I didn't want to ban because
Keep it was like well this map is really bad. I don't care
Then I'm have so shit. It's like it's way too small
Oh
Oh, I was gonna get hit and run anything happen. He was gonna go like double wyverns. He's gonna go tower
Pretty with that writers. Oh my god. No, I'm not doing that
Sorry behind as it is fuck that guy
Just watched the Dragon Ball Squadron event.
Game looks fun, but isn't actually good or just a hashtag AD.
I liked it.
I liked it.
That's the best squadron's last twerk, I'll check it later.
Uh, I liked it.
We need more health.
We need more health.
Play it's quality orcs at the tournament anyway, none.
Mary Mabies though, I think the only orc.
I promise she's not doing that.
It's fun to crush those people, they waste time and fail.
Okay, and then what happens when you waste the time and lose and you're miserable the entire time?
Like you're just playing annoyed the entire time
Oh, no, he's on my peons for the fifth second of time
That chest
I can't come, you're asleep?
No.
But if they're gonna do that and then bunker down their own base with like fortified armor,
Yeah, fortified armor and towers. I'm not good. No fuck off
They're entire they don't care if they win this that game their entire goal is just to annoy you
That's literally it. I didn't know
What is this fucking dark mage bullshit I've been seeing recently?
I
Was to clear shop
Yes, happy dude.
It's a warning code up, bro.
Well, you guys, double-torn, send it right here now, which you will see the way best we can, honest.
Nice, full tank, master heat, GG.
I can't get there.
Let's toss you down.
Breathe.
Let's toss you down.
Excellent choice.
I
Don't want to give that though. I don't think I have to probably too late now. I should have walked back so far
Yes
Oh, excellent choice. Excellent choice.
Take it back when the real hidden is behind it.
Cause you will bother a tree.
Yes and all, are you here to handle me?
Yes. Research complete.
Use my power.
Oh, my taste in my brain.
We're under attack.
I just thought it was a large and tiny center.
Wait.
Excellent choice.
Do I kill him, Bob?
Yes, sir.
Are you hit or handle being?
Yes.
I was gonna do something stupid, like right there.
He had no army, so I'm gonna have to just expoing or something stupid.
I just thought it was a large and tiny center.
Ready to lie.
That is some excellent choice.
Yes, sir.
Are you hit or handle being?
Research complete.
Need something.
Was it possible to defeat an excellent,
I
That's fine.
My Raiders!
See me Raiders for the better?
Any mana for this?
is doing this by the way.
We're under attack. Yes, sir.
Let's try.
I am yours.
Are you hit or am I obeyed?
Excellent.
You're skilled at windwalk, not happening. Sorry, bro.
Oh.
I'm great. I am yours.
Toss me here, I'll tell you where I'm heading to!
Wait!
Oh!
Fuck!
Die, you get my lead!
What is this?
What are you talking about?
I don't know!
I guess, absolutely!
Yes, I guess!
I'm legit having the great leg right now holy fuck
What the fuck is this?
Oh, I am yours. I should want to go.
Need something.
Come now. Bring it up, Bob.
And you are.
Oh, are you a little high?
I am yours.
Excellent choice.
Like, yes or no.
That's archers. I don't think so.
I feel there's stuff behind this coming.
Oh, I am yours.
Yes or no.
This guy is going to be so annoying.
Why is everybody so annoying?
He's gonna just play range the entire time.
I
Oh
Oh my god! The fuck down pussy!
I'm not doing this. I think it says shit. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
do that ready camp at the bottom? Nah, that's out of lust. I'm no space in my bags for
We need more coal like your class.
Right.
One.
Yes, Chief Den.
Bring it on.
I am yours.
Oh, gosh.
We're complete hiding.
I am yours.
Say the word.
It's wrong.
Okay.
Don't just force your team.
Work, work.
Yes, Chief Den.
I'm talking to them.
Yes, sir.
Say the word.
Excellent.
Yes, sir. Say the word.
Excellent choice.
I am going to need something.
Yes.
Oh, are you here?
And me?
Excellent choice.
Need something.
Work, task it there.
I am going to need something.
Yes, sir.
Oh.
morning oh my god
Let's wrap this shit up
Let's wrap this shit up, but
Wrap it up bud, wrap it up.
Surrender.
Who's 68th the fuck on that solo?
I am yours.
I'm past you there.
Oh, yes you are.
Who do I kill first?
You're mad spirits.
Now you're rather mad.
What troubles you?
Use my power.
Oh, what troubles you?
You're mad spirits.
Now you're rather mad.
What troubles you?
Use my power.
Oh, what troubles you?
Oh my god, the sun finally went down, I can fucking see you.
Holy shit.
You can resign man, it's okay to surrender.
I did have an expo by the way.
We're flowing my ult, I can't wait to last time I got out on this guy.
I
Was healing
I'm not ready to body block this.
That's a bit much, isn't it?
Getting out residing is a bit much.
now just are fucking run ashamed
build buildings
yes time
action but the most we have time i do not give up
How like are you just mad like you're that for what I haven't typed you at all. Why are you mad, bro?
I don't I don't know I don't know I
Did the gaming as a society nowadays is just so dead it is man. It's just completely dead games are dead. I
Don't know what happened as a society for us to adapt this. Oh, let's just waste as much of our life
Actually, maybe maybe that's where it is actually maybe nowadays people all across the world are so depressed and like hopeless
That they could only escape in a video game
Even if they're getting their ass kicked in a video game
There's nobody swinders in anything. League, this, chess, nothing.
Online games, yeah.
I need to see you. You're a bitch to me. They want to be in the same game as you.
What's your number, how much do you mean?
Maybe just streamer shit.
Maybe casuals, I don't know.
I'm a cameraman from the left, how are you? I'm that...
I'm the only one you see me with.
It's been a hard for shit, we sing.
Oh my god, this guy's another calibrator.
Oh, fuck these plus five, plus three.
They don't seem Koreans back in 2005 until the 12th and Starcraft they never quit.
The very last unit such building
I get to try a lot
You know that that is a player that has a hundred thousand in Mars orc wait, why is he so turnable at night off?
Starlink.
Races are hard, true.
Go to Ivy right now, and erase.
DC, DC, DC, fuck.
he see! he see! he see! he see! he see!
London moving less than 1k.
I can see it.
Alright, if I played an undead game right now, I'd be lower.
I mean that guy did have an expo, so whatever.
The spritz I've ever gotten last game, by the way.
I don't know where this guy goes, I'm like shaking in my pants, I think I'm gonna get rushed.
I am yours, excellent choice.
Whoa!
At least...
I am yours.
Oh, the cake of my trade!
Yeah, I feel bad.
You're stuck in there.
I am yours.
You're stuck in there.
Whoa!
Yes, excellent!
Yes
Feel some bullshit. Yeah, I'm feeling some bullshit
work work
carry though
Okay, not bad.
Yes
At a first clear off without getting one shot that's awesome so excited right now
Built this tower here except I was gonna get rushed
Oh
Oh
Hey hashtag I survive
Oh, are you feeling better, bitch?
You have to be getting better, bitch.
Run, cocky.
We need more time to set up this list.
Are you feeling better, bitch?
Oh, are you feeling better, bitch?
Oh, I want to see you.
I'm gonna kill you.
This is all I can tell you, bitch.
If I get rushed again, I'm done.
This is just trash.
This sheeshit's garbage.
it's not it's it is a instant vibe kill I'm not playing this shit and I care
really 90% of my losses I don't care and this is not but at all
how did I did right I think I instantly did
It's so good like low elo garbage not worth my time
We're gonna deal with Russia's like three percent of the rcs ever and I'm fine not playing
A million other things to do
What's up milk?
Weird though we get days where we play against zero rushers they play against days like today where you I get almost every single game
It's 85% of my losses on this game
I don't believe in the rest of the tournament. Yeah, probably.
Again, that does not matter.
I don't think again.
So, stop typing.
So I don't like going Blade Master ever and I think when I was playing a lot I was going
Farsier against Night Elf anyway.
I think the meta was that Tree Guy in early expo.
It's too punishing.
I think it's just way too punishing.
Did I build enough?
I don't think it's too punishing.
If you don't fuck with them early, they'll do just dumb shit like that.
I got that surely, right?
DH player? Not even the DH player, it's not a player.
work top you down
it's about all we can do right
can't creep because it'd be stopped
i've got man in a creep anyway
I
Yeah, bro, I'm already fucking sap dry
Like all this damage is so bad on night elf because it gets to heal for free
Yes.
Where I am yours.
Oh, excellent choice.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Wow.
Oh, wait, are you hero and no being?
Yes, sir. I am yours.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Word to touch.
Yes, sir.
I am yours, absolute choice.
Right, are you here and I'll be.
I'm gonna wrap back around.
Oh, first skills, but every single time.
I just went walk.
I think I was supposed to go wind walk against these guys.
I'm just gonna play that.
Yes, are you here and I'll be.
Yes, sir.
Oh, full HP.
We love Night Dark.
Woohoo!
Woo!
That's what we like to see, ladies and lads.
ladies and lads, that's what we like to see right there, baby. That full HP!
Full mana.
Oh, yes! Yes, Lord, thanks to my faith, excellent choice!
You are my reward! Are you here on the day, where the Tarkin is arriving?
Yes! Yes, Chief!
Yes, Lord!
Was Opium the game 20 years ago? Yeah.
It's my last game.
Yeah, it's just going to go those days where it's planning against
Every single game and this is what kills this game.
We got one camp
Oh, it's not mana set I cannot believe this champion exists
I can't believe it, I can't believe that Night of is an actual race I can't believe
it so garbage I don't this game play some street fighter into 2x yes good
shit I don't know man
there's a toy to save it for the buffer unless it's emergency you need to show
lighters have time to even get to do anything they're not bro I played a
year ago that's the same thing that is horrible fuck that if I'm not getting that
I get rushed and I can't actually comprehend why that logically speaking
why that would there's no way you're playing the game playing this night up
you see a character do that you like nice whatever I can deal with the the
tower the rushing and like level three whatever the all-in whatever bro to
Let's see, Demon Hunter just run around, sapping the fun out of the game on cooldown, I just don't, I don't get it.
I don't understand.
Alright, one second.
I
Know we're down with W3 today
Five games today is about all I can send it remember when casted in what steel man. Oh good times
I got through right game to realize. Hey, that's a bit disgusting, huh? Yeah, I mean literally
She didn't think of legends. Oh my god
It's like the biggest fun to play miserable to play against
I was a rank 3 set in Street Fighter apparently let's see how this was
a fucking diamond player? My first game? Nice little warmup? Oh GG. How do you get anything
from this? I don't give a shit about it, right?
Even the point of playing against 7 players in the game.
If you don't get anything, you don't lose anything and there's not MMR.
What's the purpose?
I'm going to place you again for the fiends, oh it's going to place me after this.
I guess when you're diamond you actually get a lot of LP for being a master so there's
The purpose for a hand, right?
Why does it let you rematch?
Alright, it's 15-20, start.
Hey, Master, you're straight for the first time and I kept losing at what? Now, Marbleye stabilized?
You'll stabilize at 1100 good luck losing starting games in a row have fun
I don't want to grind my right back, it sucks.
I don't want this low rate of pan.
1650 peeper
Oh
I'm trying to grab right there as well. You're so bad at video game point. Yes, come rematch come rematch. Give me that
Yes, keep walking up like that
Hey, are you doing that?
Crack your shit in, buddy, you stupid!
I'll just do that for fun, I'll just try and see what happens to me.
This guy's shit in the way, he's losing his way for it.
So bad.
This is like, this is a player who's probably what, 11-hundred?
OH GOD, I GOT STUPID! I GOT STUPID PUSSY! I'LL PEECH YOUR FUCKING ASS!
But I thought, you probably all afford.
I probably all F4, that's what I thought I had time for one game, one more than I need
a baby break.
Oh, Chun-Li.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
My first block of the split!
Let's get it!
Oh!
Oh!
My first block of the split!
Let's get it!
here i'm with broke
Fucking overhand, get lost, good god. Fucking remove this up domination from the game please.
I have, by the way, go watch all my Street Fighter VODs, the only people I've blocked
The last couple days is Chun Lee.
That's it.
A new warrior has entered the ring!
I've done it? Is it straight up lying? No, it's not.
Oh
86? What's the real rating?
But wouldn't you play a higher rate of players?
I
So that kills right
Nice
I got too close!
Thanks for the dub, brother!
Oh, rematch?
You fucking thought.
Baby break!
Idiot.
Hey, hey, I'm doing the green!
I'm not running down!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Put it down there!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Put it down there!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh
Oh
What up
Oh
All right fucking
We're not been down that fucking hill under goddamn bike. Oh, I'll be a million times
Like this, you know what happened re-set
Bye bro, see you in two weeks.
We've been lost for SF, I'm not updating it every time.
Oh yeah, see?
Bye, since we got just got a flak in it.
Everything's moving slow.
I think I'm dying.
I don't know why I'm so sick of it.
So rubbish. So rubbish.
So rubbish.
I'm learning classic control skill now. I want to take my clothes off, I'm fucking hot, I'm not gonna lie.
I think it's this guy before.
There was like an ultimate master of lanes. There was like 1,800 actually. What?
Actually didn't react to that
I'm sure this guy was 1800 by the way
Well, I lie I think I was up maybe often
I
Boy
Oh my god, my brain lag. Holy fuck.
I'm never playing outside again.
I
Okay, yeah, this guy has 2.5 thousand hours.
I'm pretty sure he played another character as well, for sure.
He's like doing blowmuker stuff.
Here comes a new challenger!
Racheed! That's what it was! Yes! Yes!
The 1800 Racheed! Yes!
Let's get this man!
3 grabs bro.
I'm sorry to start playing worse against female characters, they're bullshit!
Your visuals are bullshit!
I've lost a guy a lot, I'm gonna need to block
A new warrior has answered the ring!
You're blocked as fuck.
1650?
Big block.
Bobby, big block.
1650?
Big block.
Bobby, big block.
hit block
hit shit on uninstallable fucking game what the fuck
Yeah, you don't think JP players know they're about to get rushed, we start.
Snag the win.
Crazy.
Yes, rematch for Sherbrook.
It's crazy how, uh, oh, first block limit.
We finally hit our block limit after like a year.
Yes.
That's nice.
That's nice! That means there are about 60 blocks left!
Like a week? I've been blind with that one! I thought it was well done!
Bro, what is going on?
Yeah, man.
I
100 yeah, I feel I blocked way more than a hundred if it's only saying a hundred now that's good
You know what I'm saying, about a year ago, a day actually, about one year.
I
Actually, I have the right man playing the turnier of my is that's an advocate for it. We're so blessed. We'll see
I do love this line
I want to done this is like bison. No you FGC scrub lords. Shut the fuck up your fists. I'm outpicking you
I
Fuck off, just
That's it!
You're gonna hate 2x so much!
I mean, I'm not...
of
the
death of
the
death of
I'm starting 2x later today, actually.
Uh, yeah, maybe I'll rematch you, man.
For sure, I'll rematch you.
Who you learning from? Uh, myself? Fuck.
Oh fuck? Oh nice, now I get a Kim.
Well, I cannot tell if she's walking back to shimmy or not.
You know triggers in this game are so fucked up
Oh, fuck.
I sure like the way these guys do their rank reset.
I'm gonna do them too often.
I read three months, Gax. Remember when I was used to playing?
you.
An ultimate master you will get back to the ring faster than the same way.
You ready to get your ring again?
We'll start at the 15-20 I think.
you
I
are so cat-casual, even like League or even Warp F3.
What race you play next?
Whoa, why do I always play the same race?
Like, fucking so stupid.
Not a long chair.
This behind me, bro
Oh, I couldn't have a cool combo there.
I swear to god I could have
Like what, jib jib jib?
I
Are you mad up?
Try and do a combo.
I'm gonna do a combo.
You're so terrible, bro.
I'd hear we're replacing 2x
You will be alright, believe me.
Not very high.
Oh, they're lost.
How will we know now?
I
I
They're all like 10% of my power by the way.
I
Was a crab
All right, let's get one more one more
1550 I think it's valid.
He's just a f**k, um.
I should play feed, feed father.
Nice. Nice.
Very nice.
That's a one of those, yep.
I think it's what blocking this guy will be out of this ring soon.
I mean, okay, so for the people that are very clearly higher rated, do they really think
people like, is it, there's no way normals are rematching that garbage.
very clearly how much better that very clear how much better that games
we just auto-matching rematch
There's two 5-second matches.
Holy shit, they're stomping upstairs driving me crazy.
You wanna practice, bro?
I stopped practice.
What just happened was not, like, this was it.
That was not practice.
Stupid.
There's some competitive games.
I gotta hit him at least once, I can get double perfect.
much better, much better
for sure. Maybe I think something like 1700 rated, because I am
Oh
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Heh!
Here we go!
I
Had
Mad modern I put it back last week
Buh!
Let's see.
Come too early? She sucks!
Use your air up some kind of new copo.
No fault.
I
I
What a toss
That's when this bitch move
Nooo, I'm dead.
Never mind.
Nice combo, Cammie.
Hit practice, little EO.
There you go, I think I'm a 1700 smurf.
How do you square next to backroll, then?
I
Was going to have to keep on
How many days does it usually take for the higher-rated players to leave?
Let's really not do a computer-grade reset.
Why is that so hard for even-
I
Really has like four fighters
Oh
Might never
Is that 1440 how shit are you?
The very
the
the
the
the
the
I'm not going to Japan
I
Killed it
I
Pleased the left no, bro. I knew I was dude. I just fucking messed up. I did the spinning back fist
Okay, no funny business this time, no funny business.
I'm gonna hit him with that R2, circle, circle, circle.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
I
Six sorry, bro
Technique new in a chat be true doesn't six. I was probably last game. I'm getting too tired to play this business
What the fuck?
What?
What?
What am I doing, I had an itch in my eye, oh my god, bro.
I
I
Was so bad to the first round was bad
Oh, why if I just do if I just ate it's a year that would it hit
That time to write
I
Almost
of
so bad so bad
and I had to plan 1550
15 per
Oh modern drunk 30 year old hey, why is this guy why is he actually 30s old
When let us do a drunk 30 year old playing modern
Yeah, bro, you need to learn combos.
hard to say, but you'll never climb like this.
Oh
Oh, I didn't get my stuff
This
I think my fucking point is that.
that
that
two-oh easy ass bitch you said your
I don't think it's trashed
Bummer
of
off
off
Yeah, you're fuckin' pissed.
Get shit on me!
Bye bye, get 4-0ed, kid.
Next time, don't rematch people better than you, you learn nothing from that ass-feeding.
I'll say it'll be a hard run back anyway, I think that guy was a lot better.
I
You're real person but
I had to, uh...
There are two games.
Hey!
I had to, uh...
Just trying to back up. Wait, I'd have two. I'd have two, actually. I'm trolling.
That's a rematch, this guy's the worst player I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
You don't have to play by at all, bro.
Not at all.
I have a few restrictions though, you can grab more than twice in a row.
I
Did no damage
who's people probably
Wow, you're so bad, by the way.
I should have simply...
probably killed him.
I should have killed him.
I should have killed him.
I should have killed him.
I think I'll take it, but this guy does 3 for a sliver of HP, that's gotta be good for me.
It has to be good.
I turn my turn.
Oh.
I
I'm so bad at the fucking game, you shitters.
I don't think Mike gets much worse than that, to be honest.
Probably a bad way to lose, because there's shit of pain, obviously.
I don't know why they put it with this 4 up 1400 garbage.
Oh
There's no way I'm supposed to... What is this game? 37? Yeah, I fucking hate that.
I'm going to get you.
Oh.
Very well played to this guy, what can I say, he played extraordinary.
I
I remember a 7 out of 7 for 7,300.
I
Let's do it. Yeah, I'm fucking
Black Sonic is what they call me to call me that and relax them fast, too. I
Need to eat some more food call me Scooby-Doo
Jackie
God damn Street Fighter so laggy
ours
He's late, Richard.
You need lag!
So good. Perfect.
I got it.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
You are the best.
I'm gonna fall.
Add.
Guile wins.
are shibby's like they're gonna move further back
I
away
I can actually lose, are you? I was really close to this.
Thank you, Richard. Thank you, Richard, for your points. Thank you.
Bitch, this is bad.
I
Am so down like you're a good god to bias
Okay, we'll play tomorrow or something
I can't imagine playing this slot. I don't know if it's any of the problems. Something in my teeth.
I
This one to be sexy
It's slob. I should have instantly beat the first time. This guy's just mashing. I actually just mashing.
They're not a single thought about any button he's pressing.
I was hoping that something hits.
Hoping.
That's Street Fighter, bro. And that's what people praise.
They think that's a high-level gameplay.
High-level gameplay. They're just mashing the man with one thing.
No, the butts he pressed were after he finally hit.
He might flip the other starving.
Modern
Less learning the controls made this game unfun as fuck
I
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I
Classic kills are true, um, we're gonna DP that.
I don't players are so shit
God shit one button anti-air
I
Hate that fucking move I had some bullshit it is doesn't jokes it's modern
Oh, no kills, that's it.
I hate that fucking move!
I feel like it's so slow!
Ahhhh, I literally lost to that shitty fucking move.
Actually I lost every single round.
Oh my god.
literally every single round
of
I
Got this stupid fucking move
They got trolled this round though, but I gotta get a life lead. It's a duty thing. I'm supposed to be myself
I
Rather this care come on now
Not rematching this guy of Huffman's.
Trash fucking grabbers.
I put a wink.
Ooh, modern?
Wait, we're at this guy's helo.
Modern crap.
This guy's name is ModernCrow.
Yeah?
I'm gonna show you, you piece of shit.
This guy really caught up with me in modern crap.
Adam?
I got a moderate him got a moderate him got a moderate
He's got to be pissed.
He's got to be pissed.
Get moderned, get moderned.
Modern, modern crap, rematch, rematch.
Rematch, bro.
Yeah, the choice, good choice.
Oh
Bro
Don't give up, bro.
I hate you, Street Fighter!
These guys are so stupid!
Why are they added moderners and anti-gaffer players who are bad?
I learned classic 30 years ago!
Wow
I
Yikes bro, we're not happy about that are we we're not happy about that are we go
We get some accustomed
Hey, the rod has been cast?
Will we see a bit of bobbin?
Come on, take it.
Come on.
Learn to play.
That's it.
He's on a console.
So he has to like go all the way up with his controller.
There's like five letters in shit
Says modern cheap watches watches I
I want to leave like halfway through so he like sits there for five minutes typing
that I just leave
Like right now I just leave he's for sure like almost done
Let this guy win this one.
Let him win this one, so he can get him hotheaded.
This map is so annoying.
Are you mad bro?
Are you mad?
But he got full modern combo on both sides.
I'm modern in it.
I didn't even bother to watch for the road.
Keep going, modern crap.
I got all day, bro.
I got all day.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
deep plugs
Oh, I could have fucking got that too. Fuck me. I kinda trolled too much HP at the beginning.
Showtime
Showtime
Oh, that was actually it
Oh!
Holy cornball he showtime
Here we go, he's a little the port like Larry
What was hours?
Oh my god!
I've never seen- brother what the fuck?
1.4k casual?
What's gonna place for fun?
cheat and I beat you cheat and I beat
Pick out his platinum Alex
This rank doesn't matter for this guy because he plays casuals.
I
Yeah
Yeah, let's head on out of here, bro, let's attack the GG's, let's move on.
Well, thank you for nothing, not even good practice, EG.
What's your battle ID thingy?
Uh, Tobias?
What's your capcom ID so I can invite you?
I
I
Do their ID so hot nice a use right eat
of
I'm done with ranks, we started at 15 to like 20.
We got uh, 1560, or anything, we got 1505, on R3 set day, I don't think that's too bad,
I think I saw good players, I didn't play my best, I had some scrims with Tobias, and
then I'm going to try 2xKO, actually, let me start downloading that.
I think it's like, you go to the fight arena, and a custom thingy, and it's a set invitation, or something.
How do I even play this?
Let's see it, I can install it and start to install.
Alright, let's whip Tobias face, bitch ass!
I'm gonna play probably a bit legit.
Okay, stop making excuses to Tobias for playing the easiest character in the game.
There to give your ass me broke
$10,000 money that's right here. Nope trash trash trash
Yikes
Hold back the block road you hold back the block
Well, I should have tried that square combo.
What a good point of view.
I mean, that doesn't kill, does it?
That is scary!
Jesus!
Yeah, cringe, cringe, cringe trying to cringe, bro.
Oh
Yeah, now I'm in your head bro
Oh, I was target for sure
Oh, I
I
Come back up back back fucking vile beast
Back up, Sasquatch!
Yai, yai, yai!
That is so much damage
Oh my god.
Kill.
Kill.
Kill him.
NOOOOOO!!!
Oh
Oh
Oh got him
the way no way no way on the other side
God fuck that old
That's one way, didn't it?
That's not going to get it done.
That wrap, Will!
I
Has another get three
That dude
Go back in it
Oh
I live
I got a back dash more.
Ah, you mean that was bad.
that was bad yeah now he's bad eight
He grabs and roaks!
I just had to not get grabbed here.
Pissing my piss- AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
JOKER JOKER!
No!
Please don't kill me.
I'm 2-3rd tell.
I'm dead as fuck, aren't I?
Oh, I live, I live, I live.
AHHHHH!
Oh
Yeah
Come on now boys!
Dude! Stop fucking grabbing me!
I'm not sure if I can get the kill, but I'll try to get the kill.
Oh my god.
Here it comes!
Fucking scrub character!
Stop command grabbing!
Oh my god, I fucking missed that was almost so bad
That's die me bro die me
who should i play or how
dude
Okay, one more, I'm gonna have to hit this, we'll play with more, I'm not gonna spam
get grabbed this shit's trash
I
Over you lost bro. You lost lost
Stick the rabbit stick the rabbit
I
Just fun GG's you're out class to buy us nice try bro
Anyway, maybe even with a couple more years of practice you can take a big tea.
I like your fucking profile, though.
I'm a fan of this profile.
This is what I like to see.
Now this is respect.
Good God!
Alright, that's it for Street Fighter today.
They're now going to attempt to play 2x0 for the first time ever.
You know how to double up their practicing legions all night.
Him and Hutch are on a call with them.
Well, I don't think my team is like that, so we're cooked, I guess.
I think we turret first.
It's hard to dive right now.
Wait for each team.
Okay, we can go forward.
Nice.
I like it.
Yeah, here we go.
Wait, Hudge playing supports so bad if he goes Nautilus.
Whoever gets the kills, don't let anyone in.
Don't let anyone in your chat tell you otherwise
It doesn't matter who gets the kills unless it's like a 1k shut down
My god, that's in two weeks anyway, let's try this
Mods change game title
Nice, my first time ever playing this.
Here we go.
Welcome to Aspire 2-2, yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.
That was like Felyon Summer.
Oh, quick.
I should have delayed.
I think I was delayed when you jumped.
Take a millisecond of delay.
You're just a huge freak.
Let us play.
is there not delay on your button presence for like a split second it's like point two
Okay, I'm looking for X-medium.
Damage, you know.
Quick test.
Hey, I'm gonna miss like the fuck out of this.
That was like, you know, fight like, you know, like, you know, why plus these to throw, what,
are they crazy?
Oh my god my head's already spinning.
Special attack!
Oh my god, it's fucking tag shit, man!
Oh, Super Jersey!
I
Don't know why they made this game tagfighter. I think you're right. I think I like them orbits one on
That's auto condo that's auto combo that's easy
Okay, it's actually going to be so confusing that's like a parry
I don't have my ults to do.
I'll wait
I don't know what's going on guys, I'm butthmashing
I have a long pastime.
I'm going to use my shield.
Uggggghhh, alright.
Can I play ring?
So I'm proved.
Free fighter would just let me play ring.
Come on.
Do not cap.
No, I don't want it capped.
Also, why is my character just randomly black? I don't even make it right you assholes
I have to complete it learning hot patches come on bro
like just let me queue up man I learned while playing
I don't want to play Auri, I want to play Alawi.
You have some skins?
I have some skins, yeah I watch a certain player allow a lousy garyus use what's that
I can't shake him twice, I don't want to see if he can assist, can I be counter-tagged?
Oh, I like this one.
Why does a single champion have to do that?
I gotta beat these guys?
so hard I can't even understand what's happening on the screen.
as I there's no modern I'm combing by myself guys
you know by myself
I
Don't know you never played the fucking game. I'm coming by myself. I'll score a simple hold right now back forward forward forward this right there
Look at all me
My grab not working, is it grab x8?
I
Quiet oh, I was doing it wrong
OH MY OLD TENICAL SLAM!
What the fuck?
OH!
Super.
Sly Queen.
Are you trying to spam grab? Is he not an honest player? I'm honest.
I
Slow Warwick
Break
It's bring on warwick
Oh shit wait this is just like Kyle
I
Bitch
And what are pulse combos
Okay, we should be ready for casual now.
I
Agreed to play to win play fear play with respect or play something else right, okay, I get it
All right, here we go, what the hell is this what in the world?
I have a mini character I can control!
What up guys, it's Big T!
What up guys?
Can I jump?
It's like an RPG game now or what?
This is a TV.
Wait, is this actually these guys playing right now?
They're really there?
What, it's like a spectate mode.
That should be cool.
This is how you queue up
I over here
Hey over here
See
Shit, merch.
Interact with this guy?
Challenge!
With that pip squeak, I challenge you.
Isolation.
Got a fire on there.
My boy!
There's like a leaderboard over here?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh!
I'm going to press Y to find Matt though.
Right, where'd I go?
Oh, over there.
Wait, he's over here.
The one that Katsumi...
Why are we all up this thing?
Why our first actual match?
Here we go!
Let's go!
Fuckin' rabbit.
That was an honest try.
Yeah
Oh, oh he snags the game. Oh shit. Let's get it
Block this, I'm blocking.
Way I can't grab him out of that.
I can't grab him out of that.
Fucking riot devs, fucking shit!
Come on rematch, hurry up with this!
There's one in Dutting Me?
Man, I like it.
Let's crank.
Are you really going to be playing these pulse auto combos or whatever the chat says?
No, I'm manually inputting.
I don't know what chat's talking about.
I
Plug plug
It's like it's like a little laggy like this a lot of frame freezing I feel like
It's not my settings the game
They put buffers a bit heavier?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
What's going on?
Can we play the game please holy fuck
This is the the time between games compared to Street Fighter is killing me
It is so easy to rematch and queue up on Street Fighter
Look at this junk
No, I'm telling you Street Fighter does not do ready checks unless you enable it until you leave the funding to remove ready checks
This is the same guy.
Oh.
How do I find another match-up?
Oh, and lock, guys.
Tried Deerious.
even with a foot
HADGELUS!
Not happening, not happening!
I want to take this move out!
Did he jump over it?
Let's go!
Sit down, knuckle up!
Take down!
I
Fucking let's go, baby. Let's fucking go, baby. Let's go, baby
I
What is with the last one?
come rematch
how do I fury?
I mean what the press to fury?
don't say use fury to the press
also how do I throw mine?
ah
No way.
Fucking shitty ass deads.
Fucking shitty ass game.
Ah
Oh culprits nice girls guys, it's big ID
I can't really pick up at the ears. Violin. Violin.
Me, I eat. That's me.
Hi, I eat.
Say hello.
Say hello.
Hi, I eat.
I'll stand, you can stand.
How'd that go?
I'll clear up.
Yeah.
Big room, a big isabelle.
That culvers.
I
Dare us the thing about this guy is you guys want to know if I dare us the thing about this guy is that
It's like one of the moment now. Give me an instructional video
They'll regret opposing me.
Darius is a mid range bruiser who lays on the hurt by punishing m-
Hey, buddy.
Buddy, can we drop the act and fucking tell me how to play Darius?
I don't need you RPing, my boy.
Drop the Darius guide in your normal voice.
Thank you.
He's causing the opponent to take increased damage on block.
He's a simple character who lays on the hurt extremely effectively.
His unique power is Hemorrhage or Wounded.
Several of Dares' attacks cause the opponent to become wounded.
wounded, the opponent takes increased chip damage from any attacks that they block. He's
also able to use wounds to deal more damage to the opponent. His S1 special is Aphrahen.
Darius pulls the opponent in close with his axe. This move disables all opponent-defending
options and has 3 separate follow-ups. Like his skullcrack.
Is this like a command grab?
What is this for blocks?
Ooh it's a command grab I got you.
is the hand of Noxus, a command grab that forces the opponent to the other side of Darius.
Aprihand can be used in the air to bring the opponent up to Darius. However, this version
has no follow-ups. His down S1 is Coward's Bane. Darius drags the opponent down from
the air, causing a ground balance. A good anti-air that allows for a combo follow-up.
His S2 special is Desperately put, but a good anti-air drags the opponent up to
I don't know what you're saying. What's S1 mean? What button do I press for S1?
It's Coward's Bane. Darius drags the opponent down from the air, causing a ground bounce.
A good anti-air that allows for a combo follow-up.
His S2 special is Decimates. Darius swings his axe, hitting far in front of him.
this move has two followers pressing S2 again gives you a lacerate a strike
attacks that causes Darius to wound his opponents this move deals more damage to
opponents who are already wounded pressing forward S2 gives you fin there
ranks Darius flips forward hitting the opponent with his axe and knocking
them down his down S2 is salted bow Darius carves his axe into the ground
I like that one.
for weighing his axe and bringing any airborne opponent with him.
This move causes a knockdown.
His S1 Super is Noxian Revolution.
Darius digs his axe into the opponent and flips them behind him.
This move can hit knockdown opponents making it a good way to finish a combo.
His S2 Super is Noxian Might.
A giant slash that reaches almost full screen.
This wounds the opponent on hit and destroys any material on the screen.
ultimate is Noxian Gelati. Darius strikes you down with the full might of Noxus. This
is a useful attack. Yo, props to this guy. He's having fun. Noxian- I gotta replay that.
He's having fun. Fuck it.
No, shut up to this guy bro!
Shut up to this guy, here's the good shit man!
has him fly in the air and plummet down on you with the full power of the hand of Noxus!
Darius uses his best to punish opponents from further ends of the screen.
He can use Afrahen to lock them down and force them into a guessing situation.
His wounds had even more pain as blocking against him becomes detrimental.
As a mid-range fighter, Darius can work well in any team, however, he works especially well with the character.
Okay, so shall I not just instantly go Juggernaut?
My take behind Juggernaut was, I'm braver to the game, learning one character would be better than two.
Two would be too confusing, so I just go Juggernaut.
But I don't want Juggernaut even games to be honest.
Don't Jenna not you'll cripple your future development. Oh my god spare me with that bullshit
Bro, yes, you guys say the same thing about my street fighter gameplay shut up bitch
You're not the best for you right now, I'm gonna keep it
I
Remember right well, I just hit 1620 yesterday. He's saying
Are you now ranked reset?
So I'm at 1520 again.
Ranked reset, idiots.
I
Want to go to get the free opening version of this who are able to keep the opponent locked down
For extended periods of time. He's a simple
pain and pull up it down on you with the full power of the hand of Noxus.
Darius uses his big hitting special to punish opponents from further ends of
the screen. When up close he can use apprehend to lock them down and force
them into a guessing situation. His wounds had even more pain as blocking
against him becomes detrimental. As a mid-range fighter, Darius can work well in any team.
However, he works especially well with characters who are able to keep the opponent locked down
for extended periods of time. He's a simple character, and this can fit into practically
any team pretty well. However, if you truly want to become as mighty as the Noxy in general,
there is more to learn than meets the eye. If you like punishing your opponent's mistakes
and forcing them to panic, then you need the hand of Noxus on your team.
The hand of Noxus on my team!
Happy new video, bro. Happy new video.
If you're new to fighting games, you might be struggling with 2x skill.
Like learning any new genre, there's a ton of stuff to get familiar with, but it all
gets thrown at you at once.
The thing is, getting the basics down is super simple.
You don't need to learn a million mechanics, you don't need to learn big combos, you don't
need insane reactions or tech skills, you can play very simply and get very far.
Honestly, you don't even need to know what your character does.
I want to teach you the basic stuff to get into the fun, but also get you far enough
to see what you're supposed to be doing in the game.
I'm going to give you a game plan piece by piece and give you time between lessons
to practice it.
I want to get you from zero hours fighting game Annie, to certified intermediate-
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Videos being made during the post beta so if you're watching once it's out stuff may have changed
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Also this video takes heavy heavy inspiration from toko's teaching the world of guilty astride in one video
I'm the best guy ever for fighting games and inspiring to make this subscribe to toka. Okay, you got the game open
Let's go
Oh shit, oh shit.
Controllers, do whatever you want.
This game works on keyboard and keyboard.
Alright, I'll be the basic matrix.
Let's get you the fucking...
High airs.
Stop and if you hold backwards, the auto combo won't work.
Also, if you see them blocking the combo, try to stop attacking after the first few hits.
I'll explain why later.
Oh nice!
If you wanna jump at someone, hit them with the heavy in the air, and then do your auto combo when you land.
It'll be great.
Okay, what's next?
Well, people are going to be jumping at you relentlessly, so you gotta be able to defend yourself.
Enter the almighty, down, or crouch, air v.
This attack has an upwards hitbox to slap your opponent out the air as they try to attack you,
and it makes you fully invincible to air attacks as added protection.
We need to do the move very late.
Don't get sleep on anti-airs.
When someone's in the air, they have limited options to keep themselves safe besides air block,
so a lot of the time, anti-airs are free hits.
If you're spicy, you can also hold up and forward after hitting one to get in position to auto-combo them in the air.
And I think after hitting one, there's a free hits.
If you're spicy, you can also hold up and forward after hitting one to get in position to auto-combo them in the air.
So down, circle, up right, wait that's so easy.
And I think that's everything.
Oh wait, you got a block.
Okay, it's unintuitive if you haven't played a fighting game before, but the block you hold away from the opponent, or down and away.
Crouching block protects you from almost everything, but can't block air moves, so stand up for those.
If you attack while blocking, you won't be blocking anymore, so don't do that.
And that's it for our game plan.
Nice and simple.
Here it is all up on the screen.
Go play 3D.
3 casual matches online or against friends, doing nothing else except this game.
Alright coach, set list!
Okay, it was Auto-Carbon, Block, Anti-Anti-Anti-Air.
I think yes, a murder!
No!
Wait!
No!
Please!
Headless!
No!
Please!
Headless!
No!
One.
I'm not sure if my friends...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Please?
Please?
Fuck!
Please?
Fuckin' little bitch, you suck mother fucker!
Give me round one!
Let's see, boy!
Nice guy, dude!
Let's go!
I
Feel it a block this fucking blitzel right
I see. Yes!
Whoa!
Have lost!
Stop!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Have lost!
Whoa!
Stop!
Whoa!
Why?
It's not mine!
Hey!
I
Wait that's a win. That's a fucking win by the way boys
Hey, there's one game and it's guys coded
Let's go!
Headless!
Diving!
Yes!
That's madame!
You'll get the gold!
They're going to need to watch the glo-
Die, dumbass!
You're not blocking!
I had a block
Did it have a block
You got a fury guys, I know you told me
My fury
Break!
Let's go!
I'm just with them!
Ready?
Go!
Ready?
Ready?
Okay, we're gonna...
Are we gonna aim?
How was that?
This is hot shit now since I was talking to chat.
Okay, assist.
I COW TO THIS BITCH!
Let's go boys!
Now I'm trying to shoot you in the shoulder.
Do as you're supposed to do.
Do as you're supposed to do.
Do as you're supposed to do.
This ranked, I'm just following the guy guys, as I said, three games red too.
You're stolen.
Brother, can you lock him?
Why is the league community so cringe man?
Like, god damn, we had one guy trying to stall on us and not accepting this guy stalling
again?
Like, bro, it's the Riot Games ecosystem is so cancer.
HELLO WEEK!
DELECT YOUR PEWDS!
SHOOT YOUR DESTINATION!
HEART AND HANDS ARE THE KEY TO VICTORY!
I think I'm scared of a fight.
GROGAN ZOMB
Auto combo?
LIFE MOVES TO FIGHT YOU!
BREAK!
Oh
No, I did turn a photo combo
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
I'm fucking cooking by the way without
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I
like that too easy that's big t bitch classic controls all right that's three games
3 wins!
The game's gonna be mashy and scrambly, but if you focus, stuff should start to click.
This is all about getting comfortable doing stuff.
If you haven't played the game at all yet, it might take you a few more matches.
Just keep playing until then.
Throughout this guide, you should focus on your small in-game victories,
because this guide might not get you the wins right away.
If you're nervous, don't worry, your opponent's gonna sub too.
Okay, see you in three matches or more. Sound good?
Welcome back. How was your time?
Did you have fun and you didn't get beaten up too hard?
Nope, didn't seem like it!
As you'd like to see matches, the game's kinda crazy, so this section's gonna focus a bit more on the theory side to fix that.
Yeah, I know it's not as fun as hitting people and it might take some effort to understand,
but it's literally integral for the whole guide to work so maybe I'll skip it.
What we're focusing on is called neutral, and it underlies every single fighting game.
By even having a basic understanding of it, you can start making sense of the chaos in your matches.
Right now we know we need to hit people, but how do we hit people?
By having good neutral.
Neutral is the charm for any time in a game where both players are free to move and no one's hitting or blocking yet.
Once one player connects with the other, the offensive player is now considered to be in the advantage state because they can do whatever,
and the other player is in disadvantage with their muted options.
These moments between scraps you probably don't even think about too much, but they really really matter.
every option.
Why can't XP from that?
What's my XP? What level am I?
Alright, check my fucking level.
Too top right?
Those casual games keep me expeak?
Yeah, okay.
I champs for what, guys?
Yeah, I'm gonna see her play every single character in the game,
now I'm on one trip.
Juggernaut Darius only player it's been confirmed
Wait, does this play mean I'm on fire?
Oh shit
I'm on a fire. All right, so outpulses on
Oh my god. Oh my god. I fucking parried. I can't take their shit with my, uh, curries.
Oh
Jump for me!
Wait, I tried to fury, I keep forgetting what the fury command is.
walk in the air
walk in the air
I do it.
I do it.
I do it.
I do it.
I do it.
I
Does Ari pig out
Press L to the grab
Come bitch
Let's go!
My God!
Yeah! Pussy? Pussy?
Where's my level? Like, my XP?
I'm still two.
I kind of can, because if I hold my R2, that's that little dial-sonic poop.
What the fuck is Caitlyn by the way?
Oh
Oh
Fucking shit
break
Oh
Oh
What is this
I'm not a fucking anti-air, you idiot.
I'm not an anti-air fucking dog.
Keep jumping.
Keep jumping, newbie.
Oh
Yeah, modern scrub
I get her now I get her I get her I got it
Let's go!
What's that, Fury?
Let my Fury fucking go off!
I think you're right, man, what's up in those subs?
Yeah, but don't play Street Fighter, bro.
You do not know how to fucking...
You do not know how to fireball game.
I'll tell you that right now, dumbass.
Get the areas off the screen and it's a win.
Double kill!
Scythe!
Dying duck!
Scythe it!
Scythe!
Scythe it!
Scythe it!
Scythe it!
AAAAAAAAH!
Two, two...
Two, two...
Double kill!
Scythe it!
Scythe it!
AAAAAAAAH!
No break!
One, two...
Scythe it!
Fuck out of here pussy.
for three heals greyhills? oh shit nice
that shit baby
i'm air grabbing after anti-air, jump medium instead
shut the fuck up baxi game and bitch i'll tin o you
force it to me for ten grand and vaccine ass
you have an a rank, they need level three on level two
I don't know what that speed is.
Bottom right is in the match to protect brothers.
Well done man, hit me up if you want any coachings.
It's like it's two people.
Fuckin' easy.
Right on the dog.
Or it's worse than the Kali.
Got his whole blocks of shit on.
Yup, start.
Force blocks
Well, then you're right!
Wait, it's really like Street Fighter. I was making them guess in a corner.
Ha ha ha!
He said, he said, how do we get it on street fighters?
Too easy, 1v2. That's big T, bitch.
Every fighting game? Well, damn. Oh, there's the bar.
We're almost at, uh...
well sir
ah she's mad
He's blocking dumbass.
Who who I am
I'm pressing RA, I'm trolling, I'm in it.
Oh, again.
Oh, again, you started the bottle being grabbed your shit, man.
I'm trolling.
Oh.
Button.
My brains can't be used about Kalva's.
I got too many new buttons in my head.
Nice, we snagged that one! Wait, did I kill the Akali?
No?
Ah!
Fuck it, I couldn't stop it, I called with three.
Okay, level three, level three.
We just dinged level three, give me this the fuck out of this casual ass game mode.
Franks play give me in the rank you give me lessons now that is now the real learning begins
I
I'm in place in this first couple games are gonna be ass!
Oh
The fuck is this
Oh
Give me that shit
Give me that shit bitch! Give me that shit! Give me that shit! Give me that shit! Come
on! Come on! One oh bitch! Sorry, I'm supposed to re-match people in placements?
It's weird wait this is ranked two against one wait what
Oh
I don't know if you're proud of me or not.
I don't know if you're proud of me or not.
what
smash us try
the tag seems so close
what's the color
We have two different names of things who has
Let's check or not just makes you have one champ like bonus stats or something
It's a good run.
Old Spice!
Spits it off
My auto took forever fucking bitch
Oh, bitch.
Ready?
Let's go!
I agree all I couldn't have
Oh my god, I was holding triangle the wrong way.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
I was fucking- Oh my god!
Oh, come on with these fucking pombas.
I do not like flying in this game mode.
I do not like flying in this game at all.
Mind you, like, my fucking jury.
Bad rematch. Should have blocked that guy.
We're about to try it until verse- no, let's pay.
Down R2 if they match in your phase.
I'm not sure I like this queuing system either.
Yeah, I think the Street Fighter is just so much more good
It's faster smoother
I'm really playing a fighting game to see here in socialize it it's a little hot
Q from training mode? Ah.
Alright, last placement game.
Better for low population type games.
We're in trouble now.
Wait.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Whoa!
Seven.
Whoa!
Headless!
Okay, whatever low elo rank this guy is, I do not belong in here.
I'm probably like a diamond level right now
It's diamond! It's diamond!
There's some fucking bronze. I guess I'm a fucking bronze.
Kadeem, let's check this out.
We ought to go to 7 at 5, bro.
Love you for those gifted men.
I guess the grind starts here. I guess we're starting from bronze
Let's see how the rank up system works. It says 23 out of 100 RP. Let's see
See what we get
You know what I support? I think it's that bad actually. I'm not understanding it
Don't forget where you got placed in chess, yeah.
Okay, that's LP-like League.
Wait a minute, you're telling me I need 23 out of 100?
Did I get like 25 a game?
You're trolling.
Did I go Bronze 1?
And then Silver 5?
No way it's that long.
Is there a win streak bonus?
Yeah, okay, nice.
I hope I get plays against others.
So is it like Street Fighter where now I'm going to be playing Bronze players, not Smurfs
or not plays against them?
I like speedrun this this part let's auto lock my champs
I have phone what's up brothers go playing go game let's see it what's up die up
I come if you're in tighter career bro I'm already better than you at street tighter
I'm coming to be with this
What is that
Heart on fire!
Haggosh!
Shash!
Ah!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
Shash!
This is a Kali off, Jesus.
Oh my god, I pressed the wrong button.
I fucking trolled, oh my god, I pressed R2 triangle instead of triangle.
Oh
Brand trying to embarrass me, Ryan?
Stupid.
I'm about to make 80 people quit the game on my way to fucking Diamond.
Yeah, change champs, pussy.
Wait, I only got plus 19, it's gonna take me all day.
Die, frickin' ass, 45 is up, bro.
Ah.
But it didn't AOE damage to the Akali as well.
You hit these bronze players out of my game Riot?
I
Swapped his
three okay well something yeah yeah and he quits out after a one-in-one you're
so shit man you fucking little bronze bastard so shit you imagine
So goes 1-1 and bronze and quips.
Oh my god, wait, why am I allowed?
What happened now?
Yeah
I was gonna go the same thing every game. I don't want to fucking secure enough to select my shit.
I don't care
I fucking want to back you little bitch
Ah, this stupid fucking command grab.
Go!
Take it!
Yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai!
Right!
Let's go!
This way.
my body.
I have you.
This is how you do it.
Rock, roll, play.
Rock, roll, play.
Rock, roll, play.
Headless.
Fuckin' somebody tell me why
grapplers are exist in
any video game.
Any video game.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's
literally to give the sub if the IQ
players something to play. I swear to God.
They're drooling on themselves just grabbing. It's fucking disgusting
Command grabs this most grabs whatever command grabs the most countless shit in the game
I had no morals. I was a piece of shit. Now I hate it my life.
Okay, let's not fuck this up.
How come I got a lousy last time?
I'm a high master street fighter player, you know these brons and brons?
Oh, there's no way a fucking stupid shit motherfucking bronze planer's playing like this.
Fucking it would be hold on to a wall
Let's go!
Big damage and already there too. It's huge.
Oh, even combo put is looking and she's better to lead on her.
I can't...
Just...
Now get...
Back!
What?
Two...
One...
Two...
One...
Two...
One...
Two...
Two...
Now get...
Back!
It's my turn!
Two...
Three...
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I know, I know he does.
I haven't laughed again, I haven't laughed again.
I know, I know he does.
I don't know if he's mapped out, and I'm choking, there's some range damage, Dex, I know, I know he does.
I haven't lapped again, I haven't lapped again, calm down.
Double hit, oh she can't fit it.
My God, I'm gonna get my shuree.
Oh
Let's treat fighter crap
Oh
Oh
Sorry characters fucked up
How to sell the skins though right right
headless
headless
Waits at least her swimsuit summer skin?
Yeah GG
Not that fast!
I'll kill this!
Kill this bitch!
I
Dumbass I play guy. Oh, I'm a gilly main eat their fucking to meet life. Did you ever jump on me?
Three
Like a flash kick give me that give me that I need silver today. Give me that oh
Give me that right there look at my name in the leaderboard. It's so high in the sky
You face me. You're gonna die
Let me
Oh
Hey, bye and a colleague guys. We should be so fun by and a colleague were so lucky
I
Slag bro
Oh
We love fight
I still got fury.
You guys are such shit.
Well, I think it's hard to get a good connection because there's two people like this.
They're like three people's connections in a game instead of two.
idiot they're the same combo every single round start you're terrible at the game
Oh, I didn't think about that. That's true.
If I eat these different things, though.
Oh, I shouldn't have rematched the lag. I'm sorry.
I hit triangle but I'm so used to guile I fucking was down blocking so the combo didn't go off
I've never done a brunch like until today, I'm not bruh.
double whammy on both of them fucking a colleague's gone just like that they're
pissed see you later dipshit nice discord call
I
Need to get me out of this laggy ass game freaks
Plus 27!
Bronze 3!
Wait, it goes that way?
Oh and a Windstreak bonus.
Okay wait, so it goes Bronze?
Also, I'm on the top of the leaderboard!
Wait, what's the rank up like?
I'm on the top of the leaderboard.
Wait, what's the rank up like?
I'm on the top of the leaderboard.
I'm close to silver
Oh my controller
I'm just pressing triangle.
my first jinx.
Idiot.
Just craps?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't know what to do with this.
Idiot.
Let's go!
Okay.
That's it!
Two, two, yeah!
That's trapped!
Two, two, yeah!
Please!
Hagloss!
Just craps?
It's 4 hits doing 80% damage to this game.
I swear my chip's doing 2 damage. I swear it's having like general damage or something.
Okay, so they're not invincible, or is that Perth level 3?
I got jinx.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do you have to aim that shot? I'm not rematching
this guy since they... I should rematch him actually. I'm really new. I can't... I can't
I'm gonna start at 1 and dead at a rank at this level.
I can't do that.
What?
Two!
Time!
And a break!
Hey, nice!
Anti-air, dickhead!
Break!
Let's go!
Damn! I'm touching the sky!
Okay, big double hit, big double hit.
That crap
I should have done it while I could to fuck this, this is annoying.
performance
That's annoying
Ah, wait what?
I love modern I love modern so much
you know my random bronze two player bro
these guys are bronze these guys are not
bronze I'm anti-earing spacing grabbing
And they're all doing it as well and I'm a veteran Street Fighter player these guys are not bronze unless the skill level is crazy
This is the hardest game of the planet
I think classic was the monster.
Sonic Boom, perfect!
Sonic Boom, perfect!
Easy!
I
Didn't do the tutorial
This is a boss a bronze player, bro
That's a bronze player by the way
I'm game winning streak by the way
Oh
Which is L2 oh
The grab she's down to that's easy as fuck
Oh
Sky's controllers are working
He's used to playing on Chubburnauts, Chubburnaut Warwick, he actually did go Chubburnaut.
Okay this guy was sandbagging, we're not rematchy, this guy was sandbagging his ass off.
Oh
of the god damn cheer.
Stored by Team Ubro for what?
I'm not playing.
Match ready.
Can you or your opponent spam to try and...
Okay, this ugly-ass bastion.
Do the laggers again?
Is it?
Great, huh?
Yep.
Brother!
Himalayan, you're bad at the game, you freckish!
Oh, then you were getting a match?
Let me keep playing this as laggy ass duo.
I'm gonna leave.
That's lame.
I mean, they're giving me shit on.
But technically, plugging?
I don't give a shit.
I'm a plug-in.
is the laggy ass duo and I can't block up and I've already played it some twice
I'll just leave every single time. Fuck.
It's a fucking Riot Games product so it takes forever to re-open, holy shit.
Wait, am I gonna get punished for that?
Who the hell know?
I think this counts as a loss.
Oh.
I can't shoot locked even if I don't like that at all, okay?
I can't shoot locked to you when I'm playing, I don't like that at all, okay?
God, you see, he was a P-Brain monster, but I see.
Then you're free
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Oh
The last of me in overhead is so shit.
I keep fucking blocking. Hold that block button, baby. Block, block, block, block, block.
the
It might be dude how's my first day in a cookie I had to see it so much
Almost silver
Oh
He's starting a plan to
away
I'm gonna save my fury for next round
I
Fuck this fight
Fuck this dog shit vibe fuck this dog shit jinx character. Fuck the game. Fuck Caitlyn. Fuck Zemo.
Match ready.
Fuck walking all the way over here.
Oh
Wait nobody playing somebody gets diamond players
I
Can't bro, you're surfing you're a beast
game's dunk shit.
They have view profiles?
I think I'm gonna rematch you.
I'll play one more game. I'm not gonna make silver right.
There's not like five people playing, unfortunately.
So it's forced to match me with higher ratings.
Next, I've already played the same person three times,
or twice, and then I've played the laggy guys twice.
So if there's that little people at bronze,
Usually in broads and games, you almost never play the same people twice.
Fighters
There's other many players that's what I'm saying
All right, let's get set
Why
Drawn player is no
Go!
I don't have auto combo on actually right
Okay, don't have it on.
Way to turn it on, like, with you.
If I is a free win, I'm gonna get out of the- Dude, why- Bro, I can give 80 fixes to this
fucking game right now.
Are they crazy releasing this?
Guys, why am I struggling to accidentally fuck up my settings every game?
Why can't I just choose from here and it just does that from here?
I gotta redo it every single fucking game, man!
I don't get it!
Makes no sense!
If you're gonna prove the drama dude, why would you want to change your control scheme between your character like dude?
That's a good job
Oh
Man grab you have no mom
Wow, you're terrible
Oh, shit, you suck, man.
Mad?
It's not gonna be fun, it's not gonna be fun, now it's 1v1.
How'd you go?
Fighting a duo?
I know I've talked about the 18-hack thing, they're only doing solo.
Oh my god, I thought he swapped.
Oh my god.
Whatever.
It's full health.
I'm literally...
Oh, lose this fucking game?
Yeah.
Maybe it'll change it.
I don't know.
I'm
not
Blockin' Dub.
Oh.
Blockin' the edge of Peter's jump of the time.
Honestly, we're one way away from Silver.
I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more.
unique
Right over does this Q shit
Take those lovely undead faces and just walk the hell away.
Kill you, you dirty bastard!
Right! Let's go!
One more!
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh, that means...
Oh, I didn't get that shield as well.
How bad is this pile of shit game?
Blitz didn't look broad, so it's probably the same thing that's just due to you.
Oh, please, I blushed.
Jump.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh
Oh
No, let's crank ship as fuck
Oh my god.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
You met this, manacles.
You got a cringy, isn't it?
So how does it do a Q in this game work?
Can you climb together?
Match ready.
Like, what if the nails can Q up?
Because that blitzcrank is very blatantly
that thigh. Very clearly. So they like join up ranked together?
The average is both kilos up.
No! It takes too long to get in the game.
I know when lost counter
Yeah, wrong way.
Send them wrong down at a right hook, Lord Gets.
Throw them left.
Ready.
Let's go.
Boom.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
You have like a 30 IQ, are you some kind of dipshit?
Are you seriously stupid?
Man, yeah, I made a mistake. Oh fucking sad for the four girls. Let me out to the picture
Fucking
I hate this
Oh
So arcane
Come on.
Get me wrong.
Come on.
Fall in.
Oh
How am I stuck in a bronze in an hour?
No rematch again, I'm one win away from Silver.
I don't know if this is my war.
I
Give us much it's too much
Let's go!
Here comes the 30 hit by combo!
That's what we're doing!
Come on, sup, he has 100 months in a row, good job!
The hardest part is about cold reality.
Wrong way!
Match ready!
Here's what the controls look like.
How much of lame I'm talking about.
Thanks to me, oh jeez.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
SHOOT YOUR DESTINATION!
Everyone's waiting!
SHOW EM HOW IT'S DONE!
Watch it.
They'll maybe take you down.
RUNNING!
LET'S GO!
Cape time!
NO, MY WASH!
Oh, his character's like fucking JP, man.
Oh no apparently I don't have I have double down and not
Why riot how can you make such a stupid fucking shitty clunky fucking game I don't understand
So fun man so fun riot so fun so fun
So fun
God forbid we show our matchmaking algorithm. I would love to see that guys. I would love to see that
Let's see that that matchmaking. Let's see how bouncy these games are. Come on. Let's show it riot. I
Can't play this pilot ship. I can't just because it's by rights dumbass
I don't think I've ever seen a company just stubble their way up the fucking ladder.
It's really unlucky.
Now that was a fluke, I may just stubble him.
So fucking terrible you are so bad at the goddamn game
Oh, the shooter went to my turn to play.
Let's just set all of them, you get it after.
Uh oh, Takatee's learning.
I
I
I
Have no idea lock until win
One more!
What do you got?
Oh, yeah!
One more!
No!
Had a blast!
Oh, I do not know how to get the fuck out of this shit, man.
AHHHHH!
This game is so inseparable!
Holy fuck it's garbage!
Have to period- what the fuck is this a period?
This stupid shitty game?
I've never seen anybody parry before.
What a pile of shit this is, by the way.
Dude, I can't believe it.
These guys ten years to make the shitter
Uh, can we... you upwards the game is fucking dead.
What's going on?
Match ready!
I... 15 minute bronze cues are cooking.
Go by bro, I jinx every single game I mean I I gave a bitch about characters of this
This is only 10 champions.
Uh...
Make sure you waste all the clock, too.
Oh, they have no idea what to do.
I
I
Never see that right that right ammo is not coming out
That will be ready
Over man
I feel like the FPS is so loved and there's so much cutting
Oh
You don't think, please?
What?
You don't think, please?
Headless!
You don't think, please?
Don't you think, please?
Headless!
Who are you?
Trash hand.
Trash hand.
Let's go!
Oh
You're so bad at it!
You're so bad at it!
You're so bad at it!
They got the axe!
Darius Blitz!