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Oh my god, I'm not allowed on YouTube.
Oh yeah, my am.
You like it?
Oh my gosh, he's stressing me out, bro.
What is up?
Boys!
What is up?
What is up?
What is up?
I have an English exam tomorrow on cooked.
I'm watching this in English class. Do you think I could have done it late before you get out of
cold MCS or ranks? Well, it depends. Do you plan on getting diamond in the next four hours?
If not, no shot. Because we're hitting iron today. And in fury, it's me the only pick you got wrong
was your team winning.
Waters I didn't get that wrong.
I...
I correctly predicted the Patriots would beat the Charters.
On 5 for 5!
I am 5 for 5!
On the playoff predictions
The live on YouTube. I am live on YouTube.
Come down.
Do you stand by your comment that the bears are not clicked?
I mean, are we gonna pretend that Matt LaFlor didn't give a gift basket to the bears?
Like, what are we talking about here?
You know, we gotta give credit to the team that one. We also have to acknowledge.
you know like hey if you're an MCS or rings and you are in the
bashing and you're opposing your opponents in the end and they die there
you clutched up if you got to the end and one but at the same time they just had
the top that wouldn't anyway the bears aren't going any further I am very
We copied the bears are not going a little farther.
They're done, they're days are done.
I wanted to be productive while you live so really.
So I know I'm live at a weird time, usually I'm not live at 9 a.m.
10 a.m. just hit, but today I have quite a busy day.
After this, I have to record like this little, this little commercial thing.
After that, I have the yard and then I don't even remember this but we played a gaming session with
Absaler a year ago and
Grant Williams
Formally of the Celtics now of the Charlotte Hornets was
Giving a crazy amount of subs in chat
I think we brought it up like a week ago last time we did the Minecraft shared health
bar and he any any messaging. I didn't realize I was dumb. The reason we hadn't heard
from him is because he's waiting for the Charlotte Horn's to play an LA. This is the
week that that happens. So I'm going I'm going to basketball game that candidly I would have
I've never imagined myself going to.
I'm going tonight with Ray Leslie,
Aiden, probably someone else.
Two, A-um.
Cornet's Clippers game.
So, that would be fun.
Yeah, Aiden Ross, yeah.
His squeaks flying out.
Obviously not.
Sorry, I should be nice. No, he's not gonna fly out for the Hornets Clippers game this Monday
I actually think it will be a really fun game
So I'm excited to go and I think we're gonna meet him after
So anyway, that's why I'm live early today. That's why I'm early today. Expedition 33 dude. I've been playing it
I've been playing it
I'm right now at the monolith for for noers for ball noers on at the monolith.
I'm dead as there.
Offstream, yes sir.
Offstream.
Offstream and let me say I have been playing it in a way that nobody should play it.
I've been playing it on my Steam Deck.
It is not a Steam Deck from the game.
It is not a steam deck friendly game.
That thing is ugly on the same deck.
Holy shit, it looks bad.
Chronic Pixie, thank you for the five gifted subs I appreciate it.
That game is ugly on the steam deck.
My God.
Final Fantasy X looks better on the PS2.
I'm not even making that up.
Are you gonna wear Clippers Gear,
or Hornet's Gear to the Clippers game?
I'm probably gonna wear what I'm wearing right now.
would you want to play in the side men charity match? Yeah, absolutely. And I saw that
they were announcing teams this week. I have yet to be hit up by them, but I'm assuming
that's just because they were waiting to tell me for like, to get my reaction on
screen. So it's probably coming in the mail. You know, I saw the side men subreddit
discuss me possibly playing among us with her crew.
They seem pumped about it.
There were almost no jelly wig comments or her songs, dog comments, or these guys
know in comments.
So, you know, all in all, looking forward to the invite, I think it's coming in the mail,
and we're going to have a lot of fun at the charity match for charity.
Okay, aside as in fuck with you.
Well, KSI is not the only decision maker at Sideman, okay?
And also not the funniest member of this,
not to become traversal today.
I don't want to get into this.
I don't want to get into this, you guys are pushing me, okay?
We're getting into drama.
And we don't even want to touch the drama
with beta squad right now.
Let's not even touch the drama with beta squad.
things are not looking good for the beta squad right now they need to break
let me see this
Okay, chat.
Here's the deal.
Today, we have one goal.
Today, we get out of coal.
It is iron or bust.
And to hold myself accountable, if I fail to hit Iron by the end of this string, I will gift
chat 500 subs.
That is the deal.
Iron or bust.
I'm back in my setup.
I have been watching a this HUS thing amount, just HUS thing amount of MCSR rank, and I am
better than I have ever been now.
You might be wondering how many games you have to win to get to iron the answer.
Just for me.
That's it.
I just have to win four games.
This is feasible for me to do in a couple of hours, so I might as well do it in a couple
of hours.
What will be ending the stream?
I think I have to be at the shoot in four hours.
So I probably have enough time to play 45 minutes of game.
I would say six games.
six games depending some could be sub 30, some could be closer to 50, but I think on average
they should be around 40. Here's the deal though, so obviously I played a couple of MCS
or Ranked games but what, what is the villain? There's some there. We're just gonna take a
quick little peek at this. I've been playing a couple of MCS arc games I've been watching the
playoffs, right? The issue is the other setup that I play on is some horse ass, okay?
Alright, notice respect. It just is some more sess, I don't even need that, uh, curse of banishing, not I mean that.
Okay, ow, ow, cheese.
Can I? Thank you.
Let's get over to the village.
The PC setters just not that good. This PC set ups insane. It's but I feel buttery when I'm on this one.
I feel a buttery.
Why are you hiding your Goldilocks?
Because I was on a plane this morning and I just looked kind of disheveled.
I looked like shit.
Thank you for all the sub-shat.
I appreciate it by the way.
There's a little hype-trained rolling.
I lost 2,000 subs today, which makes sense to be fair.
We did do the, what's it called?
the Dark Souls marathon last month.
That's how it goes sometimes.
Okay.
Okay, let's grab some wood here.
Bro, need say, 50, 90 to get to iron.
Dude, the GPU is in the issue.
The issue is the, the, the, the, the, the, the masking keyboard.
I'm going to do this, okay one, two, three, I need you, I need you, I might as well
make some shears, let's get a gold block, just have these tickets ready, and then let's
get you, and then probably that is not how you do that, okay, all right, let's do
of these.
Oh yeah, we're moving now, but we are moving now.
It's the mouse and keyboard that aren't really the big issue, and then the amount of
on a desk space.
I think some of my settings are different.
You know, it's just a little thing.
I brought you get it if you're a gamer, man.
Where did goal am I?
I don't really need to go unless you go.
Like why am I worried about showing the goal?
Literally doesn't know other value outside of maybe an iron pick,
but like we're not an iron pick away from winning faster.
Mods prediction do I win this game?
Oh it's already live, what the hell?
Wait, what's the percentage?
You have a gold axe?
Oh my god I do have a gold axe.
Wait, I'll tell you, Shatter.
There we're good.
Let's try to get these sheep over here.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's slow this is slow speed it up now, okay, where's my bucket?
Oh, that is forgot water, okay, he's going to be in the end a little faster, that's okay though.
Anything else any?
All right, maybe like five seconds late into the nether.
Oh!
My god, that doesn't do it though.
Okay, I should be kind of close.
Is Cole won the worst rank or the best?
Do you?
Are you genuinely asking?
Are you like, actually, could you because all I answer it?
Is it like a true question though?
I gotta show off music. I gotta listen.
Dude, what the fuck is this?
Is it like odd?
Why is my level 60 going?
This isn't saying.
Oh, should make more.
So slow.
Got this is just passing me slow.
There's a miff.
Looking at the axe.
Okay, one more time. Where is this shit?
Dude, I actually, okay, 40, so it's here.
Okay, should just be straight. It should just be directly in front of me.
And I dropped my axe.
Go! What the fuck is this thing?
I'm going insane!
I'm not sure if I can do this.
evil evil evil scene from an evil eye. I think I went way too far to be honest.
It still says it's forward, which is crazy.
Okay, I'm I'm just flabbergasted.
Okay, there's our fortress, so our fortress, okay, all right, we made it, we fucking
fucking made it, fucking fucking made it dude, fuck.
I have no idea what the evasions is, maze type, treasure bastion, I don't know that one.
Okay, I should do as you go here.
This is called muddwick route.
It's called Ludwig Treasure Bashions Manhood.
That's the Ludwig's treasure bashing manhood, that's actually it might not seem like it's the case, but that's actually around that
I invented it.
I know.
Pretty impressive.
I don't need this many fumes, that's a lot of work.
I don't need this many fumes, that's a lot of work.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
How much we got here?
I might need a little bit.
I might go there.
Okay, let's get our final trades in, like when it's on your fortress with the fuck.
Oh, there's some this.
Here we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, time to go!
Wow.
Wow, what a throw.
I really just do that shit.
I really just do that shit.
I'm going to take a look at this one, I'm going to take a look at this one, I'm going to take a look at
We're going to talk about that part of the world.
I don't know if we're going to talk about that.
Sluck it from I just nailed.
Because I feel like we can't glaze over it.
I feel like we can't pretend that didn't happen.
What me, I don't know.
I do think I might be the Drake Man, this shit.
Ow, ow, ow.
So guys, we're being a little mean.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Was it FTC?
I don't know how to nidget brainbot on right now.
I shouldn't.
Let's see this, let's see this, I have an idea to hit it.
That is 42.5, so you've got a 132.5, 42.5,
there's a 132.5, 132.5,
that's good enough.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll work, that'll work.
Am I doing bow dye?
Yeah, I'm throwing the eyes in a bow.
Is that bow dye?
Where the fuck is the portal?
Oh.
I miss.
I miss again.
Oh my god.
I'm going to cry.
I'm going to cry.
This is funny.
Put the lava down.
This is kind of one more.
Now,
42.5.
So let's just do that, just play, I guess.
Let's go here.
All right.
All right.
All right, I'll sit over there.
Where's my...
Let's make a name in three.
I was dumbing me, I should have done that at a higher chord.
I'm not throwing this found this wrong room.
I mean, yeah, I put in some really well, oh my, they're on some 30-pace.
I don't need that one.
I don't need that one.
I don't need that one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, it's...
Okay.
My planet has just found the stronghold, but they're not in the end yet, so we have some
hopes and dreams still.
I'm library.
Yeah baby.
Who would have guessed middle middle?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's really good.
I
Man, I you know what GG. I don't even feel like I played that bad
I feel like I played pretty well to be honest
like obviously there's a lot I couldn't prove on but like I was on sub 30 minutes pace
and sub 30 minutes pace should be good enough for Iron usually.
The Nether did not help me for sure and I don't think I should have. I really wish I didn't.
get my, and when I made the nether portal out of the nether to find the stronghold,
I put a two deep. That's the, the depth you put it when you are going directly to it.
You know what I mean?
If I just like simply put it, the silver loss was the, the seller fish was a huge time.
I don't think that was maybe your right.
I don't think I was 10 seconds away from losing, but
But that was another time loss, but I think there was more obvious time losses that I could have done
Okay, I see the ravine
For the fuck's this shipwreck? I hate fun shipwrecks, bro
I genuinely hate fun shipwrecks, it's actually so miserable
I literally I I don't know if the only time I feel fucking
like an old fuck is using my eyes to find a ship or I can't do it.
Open Ninja Brainbot. I don't think I'm good enough in Ninja Brainbot that it would be helpful.
Like I have to spend more time offline tinkering with it.
It would just give me bad chords right now.
Like trying to get my first time Ninja Brainbot success and a live run is kind of dumb.
Can I need some gold?
Okay, so I'm going to start going to the another, I think I saw a ravine.
I think I can do it.
five minutes, slightly late
oh my god, I'm going to mind these, which is a little slow, but they'll really help with my
golden carrots because I'm going to run out of food
50, that's enough for 4
Oh, wow, scary.
I got it.
Let's put them on the kitchen now.
Fuckin' dugal bridges.
Dugal bridges.
Ow!
the
of
the
and
the
Man hi, can you route I just invented?
I said, I gotta jump as fast.
Let's jump fast.
Let's jump fast.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's jump faster.
Let's jump.
Let's jump around this.
This is80 Hero Lea.
I got you.
Yeah.
And forget my gold carrots.
I don't know what this is, I gotta focus on my fucking head.
I request free passage through your lands.
How do I get in? Like, why is it so separate? Do you know what I mean?
I don't know, I just was supposed to be like the other part of the stables right here, but it's another lag.
Nice or another lag?
I was on the wrong side, that's why I was misoriented.
Okay, yep, that's where I wanted to go.
What?
I can get in you.
I want to be in you so bad, save holes.
Or be you so bad, I was something else fucking side.
Let me in!
Let me in!
What's top-down 3 plus 2?
Top-down 3 plus 2.
It's the top-down 3 plus 2.
Hold it, fuck it's a fucking top down for me, plus fucking two, is that mean I don't know yet but when I figure it out, it's over for y'all.
I'm going to find a spot to some fucking bottom.
Dude, I swear on everything I said, it's supposed to be a simple source.
I know it looks like I'm making up where I'm going, and at this point I am, but I literally
looked at shit up.
It's just never looked like this before ever in my life ever, and now I'm a bit lost.
Just that gap, just that gap.
Right?
I don't know.
I don't know the fuck I am!
A LOST!
Okay, that's that gap.
That's bad Gapsuva.
the last good dab, I speak of his bad dab, I speak of his bad dab, I speak of
good dab, because it can get the fall bug gap, and one gap has to be good
get this good gap, better get the bad dab, good get the bad dab, good got one
Good-get, we are in good-get.
Where the fuck is the doll? Motherfuckers!
Got it. I'm sorry.
with the fucking long-range shots
I like no string at all.
It's like a little string at all, right?
Thanks for stream, bro.
five, five million non-string things.
That's all I get. That's all I get.
We're at the last string in other way boys
Let's go
That's three
Shift F3
Why are you so small?
I got it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
how did I flip through the block that I put down?
Someone riddle me that.
Okay, we both entered Fortress Hanthon.
These are bad, no, I don't have the bravery.
the
I need some clearest from the trees.
26.7, 116.7, 111, 2, 3, this will fucking do.
$1.5.4.
$1.4.
$800, maybe $100 blocks, this just go $100 blocks call you fucking, okay?
$100 blocks that $45 call you fucking man, it's good enough.
Honestly, I should just do that every time. I should throw one pro just go up and walk to my fucking good enough most days
Okay, it's what direction was it? It was 45.7, right? It's like that way. I'm probably going to hook right.
I think I need one more though, I lost an eye somewhere I thought I picked it up.
I might be dead.
I found the fucking stronghold.
Oh, mine called three, you just want to double check.
Like perfect blind.
the
I should be able to see it exposed, yeah
slow down, buddy
dude, I do feel like I'm going like, I'm consistent in some 30 pace
I feel like I'm going on a blistering fucking speeds
You might be using a calc? Yeah, I mean I assume he is but like
Look, this is just good opponents for Cole 3 I
Don't realize the game change like that
It's a different game if we got an injured brain bot Cole 3
It wasn't like that a couple of weeks ago
I
Like brother, you're fucking confident 20 minutes in a case two months of a row
Should the gold average
Because you will give me a sub later love daddy
Like I legitimately think
They're both crushing gold average
In cold free
That was crazy!
Gold average is Probe 19.
Uh, no, small land is gold.
Small land is Emerald 1 at the 22 minute average.
Emerald. Emerald.
Like...
That's Cap? Yeah, so he just lives streams, which is a really convenient way to just you can just see what he does.
You don't have to like you don't like guess.
This is like a fun little mystery that we have to solve together gang.
You can just literally find out.
Is that ever dropped to 1909?
It was 20 to 20.
It was 20 to OK.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me follow this.
Because here's the deal.
There's no reason in rushing down there.
I basically need him to throw his one cycle.
I don't think he has enough explosives.
It's like I'm nearly positive, because I had probably more gold than him because I'd mind some.
Dude, what the, there's a 25 minute, like what?
But what is this?
Just nailed a 25 minute time in cold three.
Damn, that's crazy.
I'm getting boomed.
saw saw saw saw saw the saw what the this dude what the fuck is this name
I'm gonna look them up saw saw
is that work does have any exact name
saw S a S a D S a H
oh thanks Chad I appreciate you guys
I like had no ability to, I was like trying to figure out how on earth I could possibly remember this all.
So, they have like 10 matches in their all four fits except for they got their first ever win, not the reford, it against me.
is pretty exciting. It's pretty cool and they pee-beed at a 17-minute run.
Oh, like what? I'm sorry, bro. I don't feel like I'm being crazy here. Like if you're
Call three, you're not getting subplugs.
Oh, a 17 minute run, what are we doing here?
Just casual 17s?
Dude.
Here's the deal, if it isn't smurf all over, don't ban their smurf ban or main account.
I'd rather than be stuck in the dredges, they died once as well.
They died and they still beat me?
Look, that's crazy.
They did a full reset.
Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, they're a fucking smurf.
They did a full reset at minutes, guys.
They did a full reset at minute seven,
and they got a 25 minute run, which means they just
beat the game in 18 minutes.
They just beat the game in 18 minutes.
Like, hey, okay, that's fun.
They're doing triple toe gap.
25 minute is iron one, coal three.
What can you answer this?
What is an 18 minute run?
By the way, and like before we continue any further,
A lot of you guys have been fucking assholes to me.
A lot of you guys have been really fucking mean
saying that this is not a smurf
and I'm being annoying or whatever.
Can you, can you, can you, can you fucking watch
the fucking screen?
You dumb sacks a shit?
Get, let's, let's watch the fucking,
he's going for a zero.
Give up on it.
He gave up on his zero.
Bro, this is not, this is not a cool free player.
Like it is so obvious.
like I'll grow this is not a cold three-player like it any in any stretch of the imagination
like I'm sorry bro
behind your stream go next this I don't want to hide it all right if I get streams of every game
If I'm getting smurfed on every game,
and I'm actually being doing this,
I'm just gonna quit.
I'm just gonna play this game anymore.
And I think that's okay.
Look, in any form YouTube videos, I'll just move on.
Because there's genuinely no points.
There's no points.
And like, that's okay, I don't mind that.
It's not like, it's whatever it is, what it is.
But I don't even, like the alternative is still bad.
You don't even mean, like it still sucks.
Because I think it's annoying as a viewer
when you have a streamer who's like,
I'm gonna fucking stream some complaining every five seconds.
So even thinking that it's happening,
like any any steps that I do to stop it from happening,
I'm still gonna be like fucking having psychosis.
In the back of my head, that I'm getting streamed,
and it's like, that's just bad content.
So I just won't play it.
That's fine.
Like I don't think we have to play this.
It's OK.
Other guys in the end, it's time to have, okay, we see you're a lovable.
Chuck do you know the similarity between Lubric and the Piggins?
They both hate poor people with no gold.
Now I wouldn't say that's true. The piglins don't hate, they don't hate more people.
What is my fruit?
I've seen zombie fucking meat.
I shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, what about I got a...
I would like to...
find myself some flintin steel.
There you go.
I hope Drake may trip some falls into a sarcophagus and some more necks it into a moment.
Bang, bang, still again.
So who's gonna lose so bad today?
I genuinely can't wait to watch that fucking game because there is some delusion amongst
Steelers fandom.
They think they have Aaron Rogers at age 22 on their team.
It's like they haven't been watching their own team play.
Blake, brother, did you watch the Browns game?
That was the Browns, by the way.
Bro, I swear they're delusional
I didn't what I get shoes I didn't need shoes
Where in my wood
and my boys and another are ready I got a fucking catch up
okay let's go to you you is that all the wood that I got?
okay now exactly impressive amounts
okay nice gapple alright what else do I know I need?
There are not just brawls to receive in call,
feel at catches that 54 individual players
to cook Lamar and Harva, swash-task.
Yeah, that's a washed team.
The Texans are good.
You're getting so fucked, it's going to be insane.
The Texans are going to destroy Bro.
I'm even fucking care about the Italian like that team.
I'm starting to be the one to tell you this by the way, because you seem to like living in your delusional world.
Drake made this last night, but the pictures have a phenomenal defense.
like if we're gonna pretend that the stoves have a fundamental defense
I'm happy to be proven wrong.
But I have a big ego about my predictions for the NFL playoffs because I'm 5-5.
I have a skyrocketing ego.
Happy birthday, Lubzi.
Thanks.
Dude, I took such a gross path to get here. I might not pump to that in my path.
okay we are in what seems to be a beautiful housing units
This one?
Yeah?
No, the guy.
No, no, no.
No.
kind of shit to be honest. I like to pick that hole.
Open all the time.
I'll get there.
Me, I'll keep the team taking us.
Hey, look at me.
Any chance you watch the only 15 Minecraft civilization video?
As an instance, that I do watch it or have watched it or have watched it.
I might watch it.
Not today.
But I think at some point, before I perish I'll watch it.
Okay, 60 minutes.
Okay, let's go back here.
Okay, we have enough explosives this time.
Okay, we're good on string, we're good on a city, and we're good on pearls.
Did I hate soul sand shoes or whatever it's like too fast for me
and
it gives me the hebid use
i get like
uh...
and
and
and
so
q did something kind of evil today
that's me
today was supposed to be uh, or at least Ray thought it was supposed to be a
Ludwig Valkyre wine about an episode, but um, you guys might know this. I'm not
doing wine about it right now. I'm alive. So she kind of swapped out me for slime. So right now
Now slime surprised Valcula on set in the recording in episode, so, you know, we'll see how that goes.
It's kind of evil. I'll give you that.
How did I go the wrong way? Like, how did I lose box?
Okay, because this more left than it was back.
Can I go off ease?
you're doing it
you don't need food
pretty badly
Give a guy almost as sure and lead I'd
Because you got the war pigs thing super late
You know what dare I say it's feeling like a cold free match
Why getting close like I feel like I oh there we go. I'm getting closer
Huge times says I don't have the gape will in my inventory anymore. What happens to that gape?
We're gonna discuss that one later
You threw it out in the overworld. Oh, I do that
Does it make any sense it's like one of the best items in the game?
Doesn't sound like me are you sure this is me a lot of week?
you're telling me Ludwig through the Gaple by. Are you gonna share about this?
Well we got to build this portal pretty expeditiously.
I'm running out of dick.
Oh my god.
Who's his stalks?
Oh, let's go.
Oh my god.
All I do is find the portal or the spawner so I can just TP out.
I can't find the spawner now I'm walking.
I'm literally walking.
I'm a good one.
I'm not sure if I saw them.
This is never seen.
Oh, there we go.
By the way, I'm in the wrong one.
Oh shit.
Okay, do you know what?
Do I not have my sentence to you?
Oh I do. I really got to check my health from my bar now.
That's just the worst case scenario I'm under the law.
That's...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
3.
Let's use.
159.1 159.1
Oh, it's too much now
159.1 is 69.1, I'll go this way
1, 2, 3, 4
So that's fine, let's get going.
160.
159.1 to 160.
I don't know, maybe a thousand fucking blocks like every other time.
I'm not a shit.
Okay, let's be this cancel 30.
The other eye, I don't need it.
to
two one-up of this game I don't know if I like
visually was my
yeah
I'm lost so often
You know what I mean? I can't even function in my inventory sometimes. I don't know what to obvious when you're watching me, though
We can tell okay, not all at once. Thanks, everybody
down there one fire pot.
I'm gonna do this pretty quickly.
of
the
one of the
one of the
160 was a 160 the numbers that I was reading out
For the eye
I think it was 159.1 because that I did I did 69.1
So if I did shoot one six. Yeah, should be good five. I could use one more
Okay, one six and where is it?
This way.
So this is one 80.
So let's just go all the way down this hall in the mouth.
the
Okay, now.
You have a guy died. I don't know what the fuck the other guy's doing he's not FF and that's for sure
He is you know what and I respect it. We need left we need less FFs in coal
I really want to see the fuck he's doing
Yeah, I was deep in that cave
Oh shit.
I'm losing a minute just doing this.
This is insane.
I don't fucking join with you.
Get a grit, pal.
I might have died.
You're top, you obviously died.
You obviously, don't say you might have, you obviously died.
It is very clear.
Now, you can watch the cutscene of me beating the game or move on to your next, is fine either way with me, I don't judge you.
It's not that clear.
You've been in the bashing for 25 minutes.
Again, I know we're cold three, but we're not that fucking bad, usually.
I'm so good for me.
Listen, I'm rooting for you, love you, man.
You're not rooting for me that hard otherwise you'd have fat, but you mean you would
You're watching my stream, replying to me, dead with no chance of winning, giving me hostage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not rooting for me.
That's not what rooting is.
You told people on the FF?
Yeah.
Yes, I didn't say not to FF.
I didn't follow up and say, ghost the person that you are playing against and say, I'm rooting for you.
As you basically just roll your fucking ass through the the never
Well, no chance of winning it. That's not what I said. I know I was very specific
What do I do then nothing
Whether you stop talking to me and you figure out your own journey in life
Okay, let's...
It's time.
Okay, let's see what we're going to time.
We have a lot of time.
Did he? Did he waited until I won?
Or was that a time when?
Love you deeply.
Love you deeply, man.
Alright, bro. Okay, we are back. We got a one win. We're back in cool three. I need to get five more wins. Fuck me.
Those first two games are pretty fucking brutal. I won't lie.
I
all right, let's put it up
I think the brain, look, I'm not like against using the
mind is just that I'm not
it's not something that I can just set up, it's not like a, hey, let's just set a mind
mind
okay, already it's like I need to spend like
spent a day doing it. Look, I use it in a customer room for 30 minutes, but I wasn't
getting consistent hits. So it's like a lot of people are like, you know, it's five minutes
and the customer, I did that and it wasn't very consistent.
So I did it in five minutes.
Yeah, but you probably learned it in a different pace.
I made $5 million by the time I was 25.
But it's not about comparing what I've done to what you've done.
I think we should all go at our own pace in life
in what takes you five minutes in a room, I take me an hour.
I did lose 3.032. Yeah, that's also true.
and
Okay, I think I did that, right?
I was a stress-like, cute, that long way.
Oh, you don't get money.
Hey, who did I turn 20 tomorrow when he was wondering if you had any tips on being up?
You turned 20 and you're asking tips on how to be up. You're turning 20, brother
So I'm talking to me. I'm not your guy there. I'm third
That's why I need how you got it, okay?
You're here, you're here, you're here, you're here.
Broncos versus spills prediction for next week.
Broncos versus spills, the bills are gonna beat the Broncos.
it'll be close. I'm just really not too much of a bone-exfoliever, but I think the
The bills are ultimately cursed and we'll make this a little more.
I think dodge likes them less.
if this is a bridge bastion this is going to be my pb
It is a treasure bastion. So this will probably be one of the slowest ones I've ever done.
all right give me something good in this chest oh good song to him hey my way
Oh chest, hell.
Dude with no words, this song.
To blew my mind, I didn't know you could do in the words.
Steele is playing on my 25th birthday today, hoping for that to jump tonight.
Sorry to say, happy birthday. First off, they're losing, and it's...
Frankly, it's not gonna be very close.
Mr. Clean by thing of the five gifted
I can't do this for you
I think I'll be there
You want to see a lot of grout?
I missed my face.
Too bad the way it was so slow.
Too bad the way it was so slow, bro.
I call this one Hall of Back Girl.
That's good to get down, man.
Man, I wish there was a fortress inside though.
I think I'm a ball just told me it was over here, and I was wrong.
That's a shame.
Oh, hell balls.
Damn bro, I wish the fortress was in sight.
This would have been so much nicer of our run.
Oh, that's here, right?
to
Is there a high balls?
why
you saw are you guys keeping an ninety nine
keeping it 100. You're keeping it 100 and this one's on me.
Ah, yeah, let's do it, please.
Jesus Christ.
And this guy found a fortress fucking, quickly.
My slow ass.
I don't see battles as it gets, I need to get a boat.
one of seven point six
I
Chavazette negative one of seven points to it's a regular one
I think it was Mayan was, but...
and
You can even make better this.
Oh, wow.
That was kind of scary.
What I thought I could.
Cave again.
Okay.
We'll start with the next one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, to the point, you have to keep your head up.
It's not that much.
I don't know if I'm going to do anything.
But that's a big deal.
So, for me, it's not that much.
I'm gonna go to the store,
so if I can't do anything,
I'm gonna go to the store,
and then go to the store,
I'm gonna go to the store.
I'm gonna go to the store,
so if I can't do anything,
I'm gonna go to the store,
Can I do a mixed-bowl?
I do not like how this question marks like the, even the possibility of a bow being made
of multiple materials is outlandish.
It must be one material only for a boat.
here I spot.
I don't want to be all as vulnerable.
We pre-crafted as well, you know.
I mean, what the issue is, I have no idea how far this is.
Oh, everyone, I think I found it.
It'll be here.
Here.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
This is the story room.
Fuck.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god, that's someone.
Here, there we go.
This is great.
I've no food.
of
I think it's too much of a health risk.
Especially the Tony bads, it takes me.
It's good to be here.
It's going to be it.
It's going to be it.
Yeah, this.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh my heart rate, bro!
Holy shit, the clutch, the clutch, oh my god!
Oh my god, that was stressful, bro. That was stressful. Not a PB. It could have been a PB had a
Couple things he needs to go my way. I
Lost a lot of time obviously finding the stronghold. That was the biggest time loss, but even finding the fortress is pretty slow
All I want to do is I just want to quickly watch his uh
I want to watch what happened to him
Oh my god, bro
Stressful man
So he didn't die once right like he had a he had a generally slower run
I think he got into the nether's slightly later than me. I think he's I think he's time to find the
Did he break the
I was curious if he broke
I think he just yellowed the fortress
Right cuz this is the the way I went
Did he just yellowed away
This is eyes, giddy, because he's going the wrong way right now, and then he
Okay, fair enough. I guess you follow this heart. Oh, he had a much better
navigation. Does he use brainbot? Let's see.
I don't think he uses brainbot unless he just fucked it up.
There he goes for some extra food, he finds it, okay.
So he gets in the end before me, let's see his end fight.
I mean, it's probably awesome to game right here, look at this.
because he gets he gets into the end room at 2130.
And but he doesn't enter the end until 2249. So he spent a little over a minute, you
know, just making sure that he was all good. Probably because he saw that I was like,
guy had not yet entered or something. Okay, so then he finally answers. He builds, like
he's out of pearls. There's also quite low foods. We might not have any food. Does he
get a perch? You get to perch? This is for the game. Early bed. Really bad? That's good enough.
Oh, there's a good one. There's a good one. Now he's getting his riddle. Oh, all bad last one
Okay, what is this?
Is this?
Oh my god, look how close he was winning.
Oh my god, look at that dragon's HP bro.
And then I win.
Oh my god.
the
I don't know what obviously there's like I think a bit of decent so it's kind of hard to tell what happens during
the night clearly based off the damage I was happening he was early on his beds
you almost clutch up to you yeah his arrow shots were almost clutch up I think if he
had I think that bad I don't know is it better to better to just axe probably to
bed I think he views quicker though that might have worked
Please be dreams six. What does that mean?
Six Hunter? Oh, no, I'm not.
I can spoil. I'm not the 600. I was not invited to be the 600.
Watchful and message due to watchful and stream this morning.
Brother.
Okay, I don't know if, like, I'm not trying to throw shade.
I don't know if it's your stream PC or what?
Dog.
Your stream looked like you were playing Minecraft in slow motion.
The frame rate was something to really marvel at.
I've never seen it before.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful to your brother. It was genuine. I have never seen it in my life.
It looks like he he I genuinely thought there's a mod installed called moon gravity the way he was bouncing around
way you actually just ate a jump boosts to
the frame rate now I don't buy the frame rate was something different
What am I doing?
Are you gonna play high-till tomorrow?
Uh, probably not.
should I I'm never played high-toe I don't have like nostalgia for a high-toe all
I know okay so here's what I understand high-toe is actually just a really popular minecraft server
that became its own sort of game and it's just a bunch of mini games you can play minecraft
in high pixel yeah what did I say I'll turn my high pixel and then riot games bought it
I guess, and then they did nothing with it and then the people who made it bought it back
This I I've never played this is literally all my knowledge
So fit is off feel free to correct me
High-tail studios made high-tail is it not Minecraft?
I thought it was Minecraft
of
if the separate game of a good to ask a question can be honest with each other for a moment
is it a separate game
like the just a fucking clone like a man i'm not trying to be a rude like in a
of
arm not trying to be a rude like a half separate talk in here
all of us and a retry to be
is this like right games
Valorant is super different from the is like
like how different are we talking here
.
.
.
.
I was 10 years old.
I think I found a bass room.
and
this is a housing based of how far these double tripals are from each other
I guess it could be breached no it's not breached it's breached okay that was an option
I had a visitor.
Show me the chalice.
Show me the chalice.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, that's a dropstone.
We'll block some away.
Okay, we're going for DK and by DK, I mean, we're not doing that shit.
Oh fuck.
Okay, what can we do?
What can we do?
What?
What?
What?
These are the only things that they can do.
Fuck, me is the water shit.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Show me the gifts.
Show me the gifts.
Okay, good thing I had dropped them.
The GADS!
Oh
One couple, you, you, you, you, man, you, man...
You
All right
And he just entered the fortress, I'm a little ahead.
of
Okay, 155.7, we'll go to 65.17, 155.7, so you don't want to...
I
read
I get enough
150 159.2. What was my first one? I said I allowed 159.2
I do, so that's like, it's like fucking next door.
I just overworld travel.
I
Oh, fuck
How does it pass them
I must be on the island then, yeah?
I'm gonna spider-docking.
It's the wrong track.
Let's go.
the
did I like it is just
being a my god of your soul
use like I just
in the spot pie
is a pyrn and look for an orange spike I watch find her do it all the time
It's not really hard.
libraries.
Oh, be this full.
Not sure what by means, but you've got this brother.
Okay.
Two, four.
God damn it.
This is harder.
Two years to my favorite Larko Ludwig-Seven.
We were down here, but I don't know if what this shit is.
Got it.
you
To the Church, Snitch it a perch buddy.
To be a merchant.
That's not even a perch. That's so crazy. That could be a perch. That's a perch. That's not a perch either.
Bro.
I'm never seen that person before, that person's crazy.
I put you so crazy.
Tell me.
What the hell I'm so mad?
Oh man, I'm so mad.
Stop throwing.
I think it's the first time I threw today, but...
Man, I'm so bummed about that one.
I really...
Usually the movement is so much more clear on the perch.
I feel like the turn he took was so smooth, so I didn't think it was a perch.
So then I went late.
Rick man
Bro I
I mean, maybe this is just literally what it is to be iron
Every single game is 25 minutes
Every game bro
Like this is 11 seconds off my PB
That's it's crazy!
Oh man, I should have closed it.
I guess it's like weird hurts too.
I mean that was 11 seconds off my PB.
Is navigation also took like six minutes.
Oh man.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, shit man.
I feel like a crazy person bro.
I watched Stan's play this shit is opponents FF at minute 50 and against me I'm fighting demons bro absolute demons
People are just consistently good
Even the game that I won bro, it was 20 seconds off
I know what the answer is just I have to get a lot better
I'm just I'm just so flabbergasted maybe the game has changed
But people talk about, if three matches ever, and if they started playing an hour ago,
people talk about, um, that was their PB.
People talk about ranked games, and it's like you just ff your way to iron.
I don't see that.
I don't see ff's to iron, bro.
It's like I have to get I have to consistently get 22 minute runs to get to iron.
That feels crazy.
This is cool bro.
This is cool.
I'm out of here.
I got to get 22 minute runs and cool.
Thank you to 50 members, Manuel.
Okay.
You're getting snipes?
Don't you think I know that?
But I can't mention it.
I'm not allowed to man shackled.
I can't talk about the fucking truth, the fucking reality.
I have to pretend that everything's hunky-dory, and it's normal that every single matchup I have, nobody FFs, every single matchup I have,
people are consistently hitting sub-30, every single matchup I have.
They know exactly where I'm at.
You know what else they know exactly with a fortress is at.
How do they know that?
Well, I got to the Fortress first.
Pretty fucking easy when you're ghosting a C where it is,
the same fartry!
To set up, bro.
To set up, there's a bunch of bots.
There's a bunch of bots that have been created.
A bunch of fucking bunch of, bunch of, bunch of,
is undercover agents that have been called awake by all of her to fuck with me.
That's all it is that you're going to fuck with me because here's the deal people say
get better.
You're they would have me believe they would quicker have me believe that I need
I need to be able to sub 20 and consistently get low 20 minute runs to get out of
Go!
Like, yes, I understand the path to get better,
but imagine you're playing league
and you are an iron and they're saying to get to bronze,
you're gonna need to do a three-minute jungle route.
You're gonna be able to,
you need to do a three-minute jungle route
and you need to be able to R flash all your plans.
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
Thank you, Lilling Kite, fifth to fifth KG.
Simple tech thing the three-hater bits, Maddoz Snake Scott. Thank you
Cut you I just want out of cool like I'm not asking for the world
I don't I don't I don't want a fucking pony for Christmas brother
I want a shovel so I can start digging that's eight bro
I want to work but I want to work in the iron mines. I'm stuck in these bitch ass coal mines
Thank you mini
Thank you, Nick. Thank you, broad the master. Thank you, Doom Viking. Thank you, optional. Thank you, Chris Bliss.
Schickland.
Came over from YouTube to prom sub. Thank you, YouTube. Chatters. I appreciate you very much.
the
chat we ready
just finished my three hour work meeting are you iron yet
Let me fuck it be.
Thank you, soon.
W thank you, Heartless Macarin. Thank you, Zenotics. Thank you, Mayor Beirut. Thank you for the
Pronshine. I really appreciate it. I see a thousand people.
I like a few hundred people came over from YouTube to Twitch. I should do that. It's a free
shateal.
Slapjack lumberjack. Thank you.
I'm trying to do that, thank you.
Okay, we are in it. We are in it against the man named Helium.
Come on, baby.
I got this shit. I missed my job interview for this.
Don't miss your job interview for a cold three game. So they've sub 30. Their PB is a 25.
Okay, that's reasonable. That's a reasonable PB. They got never right in a run. What?
to
be honest, I've never made another right ever in my life
like I don't know how to do it
I know you have to get ancient debris in another right
maybe diamonds as well
I think don't just say we know like
you know, faint interest in me right like pretend I'm like you know
I'm not going to do this, but I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I don't think it's enough food for me. I have three bread.
Thank you, Chop's gunk for the five gifted.
Thank you ACP Spiffer for the five gifted.
I feel like I feel like I lose a treasure train.
It's a sign I should go for the berry treasure.
Thank you, Aduys for the five gifted.
I got a raid from Dima.
That.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you Tass Nelson for the 50 gifted subs now.
we're just going to go in.
Fuck it, we're just going to go into this amount of food.
Look at the map.
We're going in.
I can't do two, where's my L, I need my L.
Who's my L?
I can't do a fucking two by what?
All of that!
Never mind your game.
Oh no, that's fake.
Offing, taking the five gifted.
Oliver, I don't know plumber for giving for this.
Where do lava at?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
What?
the
world
sub five never entry it only took a minute to make that portal
or two minutes
It'll all out.
That was really good play by me, especially with my lack of food, super nice player.
Just barely keeping myself alive.
I want to use the fucking sleeves.
I can't damn it all the time.
I e-ray, bro. It's at 30 over here.
And now I don't see anything.
Broke.
of
k seventy six
seventy six
okay yeah I mean that seventy six should be good no
it is all my fucking wood
the
3-S
He got in the bastion, no problem.
He got in the bastion, no problem.
Good shit dude.
Good shit dude.
Good shit making it through that bus all region.
Fuckin' Axel Axel.
That's awesome.
Awesome.
So awesome.
It's so awesome.
It's so awesome.
It's so awesome.
I'm so happy for him this family.
That's so awesome.
It takes five.
the
you know what a blots for the sole 3-jinn
and
I just lie down if I just say like I'll give because I owe you as 500 so that's
two thousand five hundred dollars by the sale give you fucking 200 bucks like you know
I don't know what I mean, like, that might be the play, no?
Remember where the right
Where are demons?
Whatever is me now
But this is impressive
I'm going on a fucking scenic Alaska cruise right now. This isn't saying it
I
Okay, I beat my PV from last run
So that's kind of exciting
my getting to another TV
I
Can piece of shit fucking bitch in ass piece of shit motherfucker
One bad causes and I don't know if he's
Okay.
Stables.
I should have a lava.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Followed out.
Where the fuck am I going now?
Found it.
He's in the front of the sun.
You get in the front run.
Oh, get in.
I'm kind of a pain in the ass, my fucking bulldozer.
Sorry, get to go.
Oh no, fuck I got rid of my zombie need it.
If he's blinding, I don't know why I died, but probably, you know, 20 piece.
What can you do? He's just a god. What can you do? Sometimes he's just a god.
Sometimes he just played the best person ever do. What can you do? Sometimes he played just the best part ever do it in fucking coal. What can you do?
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die!
Okay, I feel good with explosives, I'm good at pearls, I'm really just showing on lobby.
Terrible rod, right?
Dude, I'm in a bastion, I'm like, are you talking to me?
You see I'm in a dash, and I don't have to fucking hurt my genomes.
There's another triple.
Ah!
Check this out.
That's enough.
I heard there's tail terrible rodorates.
For the rodorates are downright terrible here.
You can win?
I can win and if I can't win I can learn.
Oh, this man
These rod rates are horrible.
What is this inventory?
Let negative 11.7, negative 11.7, negative 11.7, be like our here one, two, three,
3
Right here's mine
negative 11.7
negative 12.4
negative 11.7 negative 12.4
negative 11.7 negative 12.4
Negative 11.7.
Oh, 9 negative 12.4.
That's 0.7.
Do you know what?
It's fine.
I'll see not my entire victory, but that's what I was looking forward to doing.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna shoot up in this shot. We don't need a...
I'm gonna shoot up in this shot. We don't need a...
We don't need a... We don't need a... We don't need a...
Let's go.
1, 2, 3...
No...
2, 1...
2, 1...
I'm not here.
It's my home far.
Who's it negative 11.7?
That's it.
Right here.
That was my first pro-hame.
I've never hung a pro before.
Your key was not lying about these droprakes.
Oh, it was not lying about the fucking drop race.
Okay, that's good, right?
You're fat, like that.
So now you do.
the
Ninja Brain Ball at Tingle.
Oh my god was he throwing he just got into the fucking end the same time I did?
Let's go.
What are you there? I'm like cleaning up a fucking fortress.
Be a shawl.
one
four five, they can broke, such as my best bet.
Did I look at an enderman? Was he initially mad at me? Or did he get mad at the dragon
and then walk into my wound of sight? I think it was the latter, no?
I think he walked in front as if as I was betting.
That's so annoying.
Oh, that's so annoying.
Oh, um...
No safety bed?
Me, not.
Wasn't a close enough run to go for a safety bed.
He was in the end.
All right, so I have to have a bit of a miracle, no?
I basically need him to fail in a way that makes it impossible for him to do it.
Oh, bro.
That was another perch, by the way.
Like, I'm, these perchys are blowing my mind.
They're like, they're so rapid.
Like, I was just happy to get there and get my bet off.
Oh, why is it again?
What the hell is this all right? Yeah.
So smelly.
Oh, that's impossible.
What's the big problem?
Okay.
I don't want all the way up there.
I shouldn't have cut that a wooden pick, so I don't have an easy way to get in
up there, just fall the way the terrain lets ya, you know this will help my park horse
I'm gonna work on both watches.
I just don't right click fast enough.
really the guy you're trying to bully right now.
So I have to get to my...
Pretty good.
and
it would have put my fortress and I'm under
it was
negative 11 selects this way
there's the fortress okay all right I'm gathering my bearings
and my stuff will not have de-spawn
and I had I think I had 64 arrows
and
and I hope that it's a walk up here
he died he might be going for just an arrow kill because i think he loot you to have got the obsidian to travel to raise traveled you needed
uh...
this motherfucker will perch i will answer a question
the motherfucker won't purchase
this one cycle and now we'll purchase. Yeah like we had enough arrows to
uh... to do this. No blocks, no pick, no problem. Oh, made a
achievement free from the end. What does that mean?
And he's a fucking sniper at both. Or he types to you, little brother to randoms.
Oh, man.
It was really tough the way he said Gigi little bro.
It didn't even remind me of valor and players in 2020. It was super cool.
Super cool and honestly like hip.
All right, so he was fast, I mean, not like crazy fast, but like pretty fast, like leading
most of the time.
Okay, one second, I gotta fix this.
All right, that's your work.
That was no, look at that.
The treat.
I have a way to track multi-viewership now.
Okay, so he gets into the bash and the bash
and goes well for him.
He goes to the fortress.
I remember he blinded quite quickly.
He bonded up minute 15.
And then shit must have gone wrong
because then he got a real skull.
he flattened it out
there he goes back because we had a really low amount of food
he hunger reset and i think he didn't
did he not
he didn't click his bed
he hunger reset and he didn't click his bed
And you lost, I mean, I died, I'm in a seven.
It is never once clicked the bed.
And in and he thought to himself, I'm not a player who forfeits, let me get back in there.
And he reset his run.
Did he reset his run?
No, no, no, no.
He just fought his way back, got all his stuff,
and then he was back to it.
Okay, I don't know why he keeps hopping
between the other and the other world,
but fair enough, finds the stronghold,
gets in there, has a really ugly dragon fight
in the sense that he,
fails is one second he dies but he put a safety bed and then he just wins via like arrows.
How did he beat you? The answer is really simple. He won because he knew he was playing me so
So when he failed to right click his bed, he didn't ff.
So you can see this player is a forfitting player.
He ff's almost every run, right?
He has a poor mindset.
He ff's every run, because you knew he was playing me.
He decided I'm not going to ff even though I made a horrible mistake that's going to
lose me X amount of minutes, because it's a lot of wig and I would rather have a chance
at beating him because this is like the most important thing I could ever achieve in the
skin. And like I'm not mad about it by the way, I am happy that I was able to even in
a small way flip the mindset from a loser mindset to a winner's mindset and he won because of it.
Like I made an impact on his life that he will likely never forget because of that. But
Let me look, you can see FFF, FFF, FFF, FFF, F, F, like he has never lost by time.
I'm sorry, I should take that back.
He's lost a few times by time.
But most of the time he loses by FFF.
What's his FF right? You can see it, right?
Maybe not here.
Giving back to the community, giving back to the community.
the community, he's already forgotten, he's not forgotten, you're delusional, you are delusional,
He's not forgotten.
Ah, shit.
75% of his losses are FS.
75%, bro.
Look at that.
Okay, I, I'm actually making a bow.
I am actually making a vow right now.
I will not be playing MCSR ranked on stream until I hit iron off stream whether that's
week a month or the next three years of my life, I will not be playing it on stream. I refuse.
I need to practice. I need to improve. And I want games that are offline.
I record them. I'll have them recorded. But I will be playing offline until we hit iron.
because just to be clear, I need to improve and I know this. I want to work on my
fashion rounds. I would like to nail an injury brain bot. You know, those are the
two main things I want to work on. But I just cannot continue playing. We're in
the back of my mind. I feel like this person is ghosting me and has streams
like me. And then I'm proven correct and a lot like it's it's just bad for my
mental. And I need to get better, but I cannot, yeah, I would have on private rooms,
private rooms in front of me. I mean, yeah, like I'm not, we're still going to watch the
playoffs this weekend. But I can't just boot up and key ranked. It's too miserable. It's
too miserable. You got to change your name? No, I have a solution out. I believe there's
streamer mode. But like, I got 30,000 people watching me, the most that I've ever been on
the server at once, number 2000, and after I started playing the game, that number
fucking tripled. You know what I'm saying? Like it got, you know what I'm saying? So it's like,
but I think if I do it offline, by the way, you know, I'm making this sound like this could be
the guys, I could do this in a day. I could, this could happen in a day. Just so you're asking
No, no, no, I mean, to be clear, I said that many times, but, you know, if you don't
understand that I think what you are trying to say is you were lashing out in anger
because you just really like watching me do this.
So you're angry about it.
So you're just, you know, lashing out and saying you're asked because you just want to
watch me play.
And you know what to that, I say, thank you.
That's very sweet of you.
I appreciate how excited you are to watch me do it and I'm not done doing it.
But I just need to do this for myself and then we can go from there.
I did the same thing if you guys remember my league journey.
I had to play a lot of offline league games.
Okay, I had to play a lot of offline league games.
I guess I owe you guys five hundred gifted subs.
Now I did not say how I'm giving these subs out so I'm going to give 499 subs to YouTube
chat and then one gifted to Twitch chat.
Okay, I won't scam you, but I am gifting 500 across both.
So how do I pick?
Do I do 250?
Or do you guys want to do a random number generator?
Whatever number this lands on is how many gifted subs to its chat will get.
I'll let you decide, you can have either 250 the safe route, or you can have whatever number.
This lands on right now, it could be as low as one or it could be 500.
Chat, you want a gamble!
Alright, let's see it!
Congratulations, the gamblers.
That's bad, read your out, hold up, you have to consider that although you might have
got the short end of the sick, YouTube check it's 448 subs, so I'd have to ask them if
they want to reroll.
YouTube chat do you guys want a re-roll?
Chatter, twitch, other saying no.
Twitch, other saying no right now?
Pussons, do you think that'll work?
Do you think it'll work?
You can shame them in to giving you guys more money than they get.
I'm a fair man, I'll give you two chat at minimum 100 right now, I'll round up.
I'll give Twitch Shadow 100 self-dry now.
We're rounding up!
Okay, let's see.
Okay, let's see.
On YouTube, if you try to give somebody members, the maximum amount of money that you can
give to the streamer is 50 members.
And the price of the membership can vary from streamer to streamer.
on Twitch, I can click a single button
that gives 1,000 subs, that's insane.
That's crazy, that is crazy.
You click one button onto a thousand subs.
YouTube, it is 20 times less than that.
That's insane.
I thought they added 2000 gifted.
Yeah, they have to get the engineers on that one.
They're going to unveil that one at TwitchCon 2026.
Dan, Clay, tell us how it's going to work all year on this.
Check it out.
2000 gifted.
It's like the iPhone.
They just keep adding numbers to it, changing nothing about it.
It's almost going to click it. Probably me after I lose a bit. For being honest, all right,
check guys. I know this is a bit of a short my your okay. Your card issuer declined
your payments declines are often due to insufficient funds or cards status. So YouTube
shit, we got a bit of a problem. I'm not broke. Okay, I'm not broke. You just got declined.
Let me try to record. I'm trying to get you guys scared. I'm not going to tell him about it, but
he'll find out. Okay, that worked. How many have I gifted you to check? It's his company card
relax, amazing as personal.
Dude.
I realized I'd become out of touch.
Just today.
I was on a flight, Delta flight.
Okay.
I want to preface this.
I'm a diamond member.
I'm loyal to Delta.
I put a lot of hours in a Delta.
Now, if you're a diamond member or a platinum member,
member of any airline you know what they do they let you on early and they say thank you for being a diamond member
I get on the plane I sit down. I'm I'm I'm I'm chillin. I'm drinking my water I'm relaxed
Flood of 10 it comes up. She says do you want anything I'm easy fly or I say no I'm good
Trans person next to me says do you want anything he says no I'm good too
Now tell me why this lady with the guy next to me looks him in the eyes it says thank you for being a platinum member
Now, I'm sitting there looking at her like this, because I know what's about to come.
We got a diamond on board, folks.
She turns around.
Sit your ass down.
Buckles are seat belt, weights for takeoff.
What is even that?
Diamond member by the way!
I got the Wi-Fi on the plane just to double check that I was a diamond member because it made me second guess myself. I thought I lost it.
Didn't lose it.
Also, I hit a world record.
My person, I shouldn't say World Record.
I hit a personal best.
From Uber drop off to ask in-seat on the plane.
Five minutes, seven seconds.
Five minutes, seven seconds.
5 minutes, 7 seconds.
How I ran.
I sparranted.
And after running, I can tell you guys one thing for sure.
I could not run a sub 7 minute mile this week.
I need like two weeks for that one.
Two weeks I got it easy.
Two weeks I got it easy.
Right now, I was half in after the 200 meter
dash. I got to the airport so late. I got a text in the Uber. It said we're boarding. I got a
text in the Uber. It said boarding closes in 15 minutes. I got a text in the Uber. It said
boarding closes in five minutes. That's when I got out of my Uber. Five minutes though.
Made the flight. I felt amazing. Tell us she didn't think me for me to remember.
All right, YouTube chat. I gifted out your 400 subs.
You guys keep doing slash claim that doesn't exist.
Do you have TSA pre-check?
I have TSA pre-check, touches ID and clear.
And global entry.
I walk in like Thanos.
I got the fucking glove.
See, made them wait?
I was the last person in the plane, yeah.
I'm a diamond member, like what?
All right, check, guys.
Oh my god, you're right.
I'm out today.
I'm leaving the stream to Morrow.
The next thing I'm going to stream,
whether it's, I don't know if I'm streaming tomorrow yet.
I should clarify, not sure if I'm streaming tomorrow.
If I don't stream tomorrow, sorry.
If I do stream tomorrow,
we are not playing Minecraft.
We are playing fever mean.
That is the next thing we are doing on stream.
We are playing fever mean, okay?
So that is the game plan.
Maybe we'll do an F-circle,
an F-circle, one day or third hour, I'll message him.
So what is that?
It's like a 3D standalone kizo rage game.
But anyway, that'll be,
That'll be fever meme, maybe an F-slur collab,
and then this weekend, of course, is playoffs.
Guys, I'm gonna rate stance.
He is playing MCSR ranked, and he is a higher ranked than me,
because I just demoted to Cole 2.
So give him some love.
Thank you for watching today.
I appreciate it, guys.
No Minecraft, but it doesn't mean I'm not still into it.
I just need to get better,
and I need to go on a personal journey.
Alright, I appreciate you watching, thank you guys very much.
Hopefully you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Thank you for watching subscribe for watching on YouTube and that's eight guys
That's it current rank is cold too. Let's not talk about it. See guys tomorrow. Yeah, I gotta do have a good one guys
Thank you for watching. I'll probably upload some shit on my Instagram at the basketball game tonight
Because it's the F-slur basketball game should be fun. All right, goodbye. Oh, peace. Peace out. Goodbye