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You're going to go four for four this weekend on NFL playout predictions. I don't think so to be honest.
I think the Niners could win. I hope the Pats will win.
I think the Rams is the most surefire bet.
And I feel really confident in the bills.
I think the Uma Musume Broncos are fucked.
I think that's just my predictions though.
We'll see.
I skipped my mom's funeral to be here.
Good. Good. Thank you for saying that.
because that's the other level of commitment I expect to your streamer.
I only streamed six days a week gone for bigumittness, one of them.
Let's not get too out of hand, give me miss and give me miss in that many, you know what I mean?
That's not all right, so I appreciate that.
I
skip my wedding to be here. Good. Good. Good. Guys, if you consider yourself a
lud bud is level of commitment I expect. Right? Like I'm not gonna patch you on the
bat for missing your funeral or you know, you're wedding, whichever one you're
celebrating today but you should be here over those things. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you Fin Trillion for the 10 months.
I skipped sex to be here.
Let's be honest.
That was not the reason you skipped it.
Come on.
Come on.
You being here is the reason you're skipping it.
Let's like chicken before the egg.
Anyway Chad, what is up, welcome back to the stream of your having a fantastic day today.
But I loved your valour vots, they got me through the daven when I was feeling down.
My, my valour vots?
Because you fell down and you watched my rays just blasts actual into every single bombsite
and die?
And you thought, you know what, if this idiot can keep throwing his head at the wall,
so can I?
my child's birth for this month, bann them. Bann them. You're actually a bad viewer if you
skip your child's birth to be here because what you should be doing is at your child's birth
showing them my content. Okay, and that's the deal, bro. That's why you're a fake fan. It's like,
I'm trying to get a new Ludbud started early and you're depriving me of that. Why? Why are we doing that?
They are the most, you know what I mean? Early on.
They don't say it.
How do you feel about Kyle's up here signing with the Dodgers?
Here's the deal, man.
I've only been watching baseball since I saw Shoheotani live in person at an angels game.
I'm not a old head baseball fan.
But I do sense that everybody in the MLB hates the Dodgers.
feels very similar to being a Patriots fan in 2000s. Well, actually you can fill in any or you want
The ruining bait a lot of people say the ruining baseball here's the deal. I don't give a fuck
I like the big Japanese man that they call the goat like I don't give a shit
Whatever, you know people can hate them all. I don't give a fuck what you mean and
Then playing within the rules like ultimately like what do you expect them to do like
like throw in the town, be like, hey, we won too much.
If somebody else is turning like, no,
they should play to the max extent of the rules.
And once the people who operate baseball,
D, and that to be too far, they change the rules.
I think it's fair.
I don't think the onus is on the Dodgers.
Thank you, Lucy, for the $10.
Move to LA, hot to all the LA teams, false.
I am a Charlotte Hornet's fan, a Dodgers fan, and a Patriots fan.
If you're not care for the lakers with the Celtics.
And in the Olympics, I root for S.W.T.E.
People don't know about that. I have a cousin from there.
You're so massive bandwagon fan?
fan, yeah I only lived in LA 9 years could book, good call, good call, what's I hit 10 though, I think I'm clear.
Tribing born here, I actually don't think I've ever raised a child in Los Angeles.
That seems like an unhealthy place to raise a child.
If your child grows up with a twisted view of the world, I feel like you need to be raised in a town with like 12,000 people.
Next, Everest, thank you for two years, man. I appreciate that. Look at the problem.
I feel like LA's a town you want to go to when you are a teenager about to turn into a young adult.
If you already live in the big city that you're supposed to move to, then where's the character progression here?
to
my wife's thinking of a fix it
all of the way actually making this
sound settings
senior thank you to five gifted way thank you man
What's
Yeah, I think I fixed it hello hello hello hello I'm louder now
Wait, check this out how's that now?
We're actually not a stream now. This is actually crazy
Easy.
Thank you, Turtle and Joy, for the two months, guys.
How is that stream yesterday, huh?
Bit of a bang or stream?
Quite the exciting turn of events.
Quite the exciting turn of events.
I really didn't think we had it in us, and I can't believe the successful run was the
freaky run where we watch villagers mate. I'm very happy we won the, I'm
and I was a static with a half sleep squeaks, stress out Ray and a Leslie hit
the final shot.
Watch low keys 530 run, wait is this recent? Do this just happen?
530 run, is that a new PB? Is that a new World Record?
Why, I missed this. Wait, I do have to take a look at this.
Before I do, before I do, I gotta show you guys two TikToks. The first one.
Okay. They're back.
Addie and dumb. Addie and um.
I think that's what it is.
I've been sitting here for three hours because my husband keeps saying this is the F-slurron.
This F-slurron is going to be the one but Ludwig keeps throwing.
And it was, by the way, and it was the run, not that one, but you know what, the day
was the run?
Lucy, thank you to the five members.
Also, I had to come clean, bro.
I was watching TikTok this morning.
I cried at a TikTok.
This next TikTok, I'm about to show you.
I literally cried watching it.
I openly went.
I don't want to be judged.
I'm not here to be judged.
I'm here to be vulnerable.
So I just, again, I need to preface to you.
The next TikTok I'm about to show you, I cried watching.
And I can, you guys just promise me you're not going to be mean or judgmental about it,
because I'm being very vulnerable showing you this.
Okay, here's the TikTok.
You made him heard his words before, but I'll teach you what they really mean.
Go there, all of them.
God bless!
I hear us so much protected this world.
I might have remained a simple face.
I cried and I closed the app because I didn't know what to do.
I'm 30.
It was beautiful, bro.
It was beautiful, man.
Just the balls, the balls to go for that save, the heroism, the voice acting, the music.
Do that's the thing about my hero academy. I think that show. I watched three seasons. I think I chose got some low lows
Okay, I think one of the characters is chill and walking around. I think they all kind of suck
Man when they when they pop on you say run
Holy shit
They have me just at the edge of my seat. I'm gripped
I'm gripped, and it's forever food.
It hits every single time.
It never does it, it ever, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Ah!
It's a beautiful thing.
It's really a beautiful thing.
I've heard the last season's sick.
How insane would it be to just watch the last season?
Wait, let me check the last episode I actually watched.
Actually, you guys can tell me, the last episode I saw,
Deco was fighting and he was deteriorating his body
by using his powers and he had a girl on his back
who rewinded time so that he could keep fighting
through the pain because she would rewind the pain.
That's the last episode I watched.
So I watched the season four.
Wait, what season are we on right now?
Is it only five seasons?
Oh, it's eight.
Can I just skip to eight?
Kind of fucking skip that shit and just jump to eight.
That is a 10 gifted all-man being.
No.
Ah.
Watch the rest.
Look, I'm not doing any time soon, bro.
Freedom drops.
Tonight, no tomorrow?
Tonight, what is freedom drop?
It's out right now, right?
You know the reason I discovered freedom.
came out today because I knew it was coming out and I just forgot the exact day.
This tick-tock.
Now if you pause and look at the top right corner you'll notice this was posted by the MLB.
Like the official MLB tick-tock.
I, for one, like look, corporate interests trying to
large as a regular person by, you know, relating to interest
like Furen is usually cringe. I am down for Furen to be
co-opted by MLB because the other people who are trying to
co-opt Furen are wildly racist. So like, if the fight is
MLB's official TikTok to promote baseball or incredibly
racist people, I'll take on me. I'll take that. I'll take it.
Thank you very much, cables for the 14 months.
All right, chat, we got a few things to do.
We have a few things to do today, four things in fact.
First thing I want to do, we're going to watch a low key speed run.
Apparently, you had a world record ranked times.
We're going to take a look at that today.
Second off, we are going to watch a video that I've been wanting to watch.
I've been told is amazing.
They're calling it the best video of 2026 came out on a 2025, but we'll count it for the new year. All right Oscars rules. It is
Minecraft. Can I survive with Minecraft civilization event by only fishing? Okay, we're gonna take a look at that and then
and then
Actually, I might do that after
Maybe what I do this today or wait for tomorrow? I might wait for tomorrow actually for that actually
Yeah, maybe I'll wait for tomorrow
Okay, so when we might just do those two things and then we're gonna play grand-to-reasonable
And they're new DLC. I'm sponsored, okay, and you guys all legally are contracted to stay through
the react portion up to the sponsor and all you have to do is type
sold smiley face legally that's all you guys have to do thank you thank you very
much.
Christine AZ think the problem thank you very much big bro lettuce yeah and then tomorrow
we're going to really watch and playoffs and then ending so it's just playoffs
Saturday Sunday nothing else I'm not even playing a game after
So don't expect me to play. I am dead as just booting up. React. Andy. And then
ending. Because there's football right after and I don't, I don't want to, I don't
want it to bleed into football time. Maybe Saturday there will be a little time to do
something I should, I don't know, but for sure Sunday, I already told you guys my rule
by the way. I already told you my rule. If playoffs bleed into the second half of the
Patriots game or of the Patriots are getting stomped, I'm ending stream. I already said that.
Part-time Andy, hold up. Can we actually be honest for a second guys? We're having a second
the stream hours have been insane the lasts. I mean really like, you know, year.
The last year I have streamed 1,500 nine hours. That's pretty good. Wait, that's a lot.
Someone calmed that. How many hours a day is that?
Someone calmed that.
That's four and a half hours a day.
Bear in mind, bro, that includes tip to tip.
Like I took a technically two week, you know, almost three week working vacation.
That's 20 hours a week. Your math is horrible, though. Yeah, it's horrible. It's closer to 30 hours.
You'll get better. All right. Let's watch it.
It's 20. 4.5 times 7. Someone help me out. Someone help me out.
Do you stream all seven days or five?
Okay, I think the issues you're like conflating a work schedule of what we're talking about.
I've streamed 1500 hours in the year and so they divided for a daily average and they found the daily average is 4.5.
Now they did not exclude weekends because that's how people do normal jobs when they found the average.
they just did 1500 divided by 365. That was it. Now, if you wanted to do 365, you know,
divided by work days, you could find the average that I stream five days a week. But I can
just tell you right now, it's probably about seven hours, seven and a half hours. No. Yeah,
seven hours and maybe ten minutes. There you go. Easy math.
Yeah, I got an 800 on the SAT in math, no big deal.
Not trying to flex in you guys, just a fact of my life.
Hold up, let me tag any tariot in my disc or the normal life.
Yo, I'm live.
hyper live, thank you to Twitch Prime. Okay. Fastest ranked Minecraft speedrun ever.
Wait, so is Loki the current RSG World Recordholder and the current ranked recordholder?
and
oh this is on a private room
so because it's in a not in a matcha doesn't count
I mean I can't wait
I can't
you know what I mean like
I guess you know the pressure of a match but I'm counting that shit I'm sure the
the heart rate was going crazy.
All right.
Let's take a look.
By the way, Loki might go,
that's who I hope wins.
MCS are ranked season nine playoffs.
Ow.
Now, we got Ruin Portal, get yourself some food first, HyperLive, thank you for the
five gifted a bit of lag, is this my under there end?
Looks like there end?
Maybe it's mine actually.
Is this sort of looting or are those pork rates normal?
normal. Okay, get your two wood in. It's looting three. Okay, that makes sense.
I was going to say this pork-rape team high. A couple of miscrafts. Just small mistakes.
I think that's kind of cool organizing the inventory while cutting the wood.
That's kind of cool by just pressing the off-hand button, I've never seen that.
I'm sure it's commonplace, I just never noticed it before.
a lot of wood to be honest, but I guess that's also building for the, um, for the
nether, because we're not getting leaves here, grab the gold block or no, yeah, I might
as well, right?
It's right there.
Okay, for to finish, that's easy.
All right, where's the bash?
Oh, wow.
Okay, that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
What is that?
What is that?
Stables?
Maybe housing looks like housing, actually.
Yeah, housing.
Okay.
We're going down.
Let me some top-down housing.
I've never found where these blocks are ever.
I know they exist because I've seen every runner grab them.
I don't know how to get there.
Tail is all this time, three down. Let's go across.
How many pigs we got?
Or...
That sounds like a lot of pigs.
Don't look like that many, actually, really.
Maybe it is more than it visually seems.
That's good about a pigs.
I mean, everything's clean so far.
the chest okay we have 11 hobby crafting us why did we craft the sword what was that
that. What? He did that was just a mistake. Okay. Yeah, I think because he has a
looting sword. Yeah, you want a looting sword, obviously. 17 pearls. How much
Drop you with that?
17 pearls, 17 hobby.
Well, well enough string.
So you're letting them trade
because you want to finish that hobby.
Maybe a pearl hang while we wait.
What a throw.
And pearl hang while we wait.
Okay, let's get through more hobby.
Done, that's six.
Okay, nice throw, by the way.
That was beautiful.
Okay?
Great food storage.
I'm assuming it has to be two spawners.
I mean, this is like pretty fast, three minute fortress.
I saw, well, I'm not gonna lie, though.
The end must be crazy because I saw,
snow crab on an R.S.G. run today, getting the fortress at three minutes.
But I think, yeah, a looting three sword is going to go insane.
I mean, you might only have to kill like two or three of them, right?
I don't know, I've never had a looting sword.
I've never, I usually throw them away.
I don't like have the wear with all.
I'm too stressed out about everything.
Okay.
For a sword, is it the last hit that matters?
I'm guessing, right?
Based off that, that's why he crits at the steel
instead of just only using gold sword.
How many was that?
Two off one, and you picked up your garbage, rough.
Looks like an F-slurred playthrough.
Except they're usually picking up squeezes garbage.
I mean, this should be it.
Nothing? Oh, no. There's three!
Three!
Nothing!
What?
Four odds of one guy.
He killed four blazes and he's out. Oh my god
That's insane
Holy shit and more than enough for also about as well make 15 you're not gonna keep these pearls here, right?
It'd be a waste of time you're just gonna locate the stronghold. You're not gonna collect this bro. They're gonna go right back in
You got a hundred percent go right back in we don't need to check
All right, two negative two forty negative sixteen.
So negative two forty, we're at negative two forty right there.
And now we need negative, okay, we're already at negative six.
Wow, wow, that blind isn't sane.
I mean, it helps out a straight line, but that was fast.
Okay, I mean it has to be crazy navigation looks like top, right?
Nice spike, that's right there.
We don't even need to hunker reset because we have so much port.
Offhand the sword, span them in, and how's the zero?
So I'm gonna, oh, nerds, nerds.
Oh my god, that was almost horrible.
That was almost horrible.
Look how many blocks were placed by the way.
Just one, two, three, four, five, six.
And by the way, it didn't even place a block under was just like I'm sure pressing the W and A key through the keyboard and slowly drift it under.
So I guess had to wait. Maybe that was intentional, right?
Like had to wait to create a two block gap.
Like that's kind of crazy. Do you know what I mean?
It does place the block below. It doesn't even end up meeting it.
it. I'm sure it wasn't intended, I'm sure it's spamming but that's kind of cool
I'll work out.
You can't be off in 95, right?
Wow.
Yeah, you need the food otherwise you'll buy.
Two. Nice. Two.
Yeah, wow.
Well, I didn't even see the pro get thrown.
Yeah, let me clutch on the pro throw.
And 15 seconds between the unofficial World Record.
Damn!
That's crazy!
That's crazy.
And that, I mean, I'm assuming this was only done, by the way, for the purpose of practice
on certain seeds for the playoffs.
That seems like...
Oh, it was a video, thought he got good.
I mean, I could do this, so it would take me like, you know,
obviously a couple weeks to like refine a few things,
but like, yeah, I'm generally think I'm capable of what we saw.
You know, and by the way, no shades of Loki,
Loki again, my favorite player.
Lot we could work on there, you know, like building that extra sword,
you know, over here, I'll just point out a couple of things
that I would have done differently.
So right here, I would have lit the pig on fire
instead of letting myself on fire.
I don't know, I don't want to like, again,
it's the Mona Lisa.
Yeah, there's a few stray hairs at a place.
It could have been better, but like whatever it is,
what it is.
What language do you think is the fastest
for crafting book navigation?
Probably a love language.
Yiddish, they call it one of the hidden love languages, they call it that, so zero viewers
and we're back.
Ludwig, can you take back shots?
Why did I read that?
No, you could try to get your new PR on this seed.
We're not doing any ranked today.
We're not playing any ranked today.
Okay.
I just wanted to take a look at Loki's record.
We actually have to switch gears, guys.
Okay.
Because we have a very big video to watch.
Now in the past, I've watched a couple videos that I've claimed as possibly the best video
of the year.
They're both Minecraft videos.
I think there's a Minecraft Renaissance going on.
the content I'm seeing in Minecraft is phenomenal. Obviously that was one by
Ish. 1000 people simulate civilizations rich in poor. Then made the follow-up
totally separate video from Weefe's, which was, you know, that sort of mysterious ARG video.
2026, we're starting off a bit crazy because there's a video that people been
picking me about. It came out Christmas day, technically 25, I'm going to count
it as a 2026 video called Can I Survive a Minecraft civilization event by
I only, and this is asterisk, okay, like all the asteris world series, fishing.
Now, this creator is not an ish-sized creator, or a we-feased creator.
This creator has 126,000 subscribers.
I was assuming before this video came out less than 100,000 subs.
But people talk he had 20,000 subs before this video came out.
Wow.
He had 20,000 subs for this video came out.
But apparently this creator has dropped what many people are calling a god like video.
And I don't think it has nearly enough attention
for the buzz that I've seen.
Like the buzz to view ratios off.
This is 1.5 million views.
But the buzz around this,
they're talking about it like this, like this needs 10 mill.
So I haven't watched it.
I've been holding off watching it because it's so long.
Let's take a look at it together.
I don't know what to expect.
I'm going in blind outside obviously title thumbnail.
Let's check out Loopy's video.
Uh, hello.
I recently applied and was subsequently accepted into a Minecraft civilization event.
Tell you, how many are there, by the way?
Is it more than just ish doing it?
Death Zamboni, how many people are doing Minecraft Civivids?
can i say it feels like a burnt method
like i know it's a view farm but feels like a burnt method like you know
i mean like find your own shit for some new shit
mr. beast said it i know that's what i mean mr. beast is doing that
should it's a burnt method like mr. beast
is not on the the bleeding front of new age minecraft content
You know, those things are they put a huge amount of people on one server and next
stories that rival pretty much anything Hollywood has put out in the last five years.
This event in particular was called the Tropical Islands civilization, where me in
199 other people are stranded on a, you guessed it, that's what I was guessing sounds
neat, right?
Yeah.
There's a lot of different parts of this event that made it a fantastic experience
overall from the addition of bananas and custom crafting recipes to a new enemy on
seen in a Minecraft civilization event before.
I think I'm not 100% I think I love the way he narrates. He does sound like the business
pixies from fairly odd parents. What are they called again? You know what I'm talking
What's the problem about?
Oh, the pixies, I got it right.
Okay, sounds like the pixies are in fairly uphairs.
But unfortunately, I didn't join this event to uncover the secrets
of an alleged Phoenix God.
I didn't join this event to roll with an authoritative fist.
In fact, I didn't even join this event to make friends.
So why did you join this event? You may ask?
your viewer. I believe you already have the answer to that. Yeah, it's the title.
That's right. He sounds like technoblad. He has a similar monitor, but I think technoblad
had a lot of, although he spoke somewhat flatly, a lot of emotion in the voice. This is like
almost a motionless. By the way, okay, I don't want to open up a
can of worms that I have no clue about. I'm getting a creator who does
shorts form on my feed that I think is using techno blades like Minecraft
skin. I feel weird about it. No, it's talking about it. I don't know if I'm a
crazy person. I'm not maybe it was just maybe, maybe they had it years before
I don't know.
I'm not going to show because I'm not trying to open up a can of worms.
I just don't know if anyone else had that experience and felt the same.
Why don't I'm isolated in this feeling?
No, okay.
I'm not trying to show it because you guys are going to have little drama frogs,
little cringe drama frogs.
I'm trying to commiserate with people who are in my spot, not trying to add people to my
spot.
Do you know what I mean?
But it sounds like you guys don't know it, and you're actually being drama frogs.
Rebody, we're running a back. Today, I'll be finding out if I can survive a Minecraft civilization
event by only fishing. Terms and conditions apply, of course, but that's not important right now.
What is important is that the fishing pool is changed for this event, which may or may not
at loot crates. There's a lot of changes in this event, besides just fishing,
which I'll talk about as we come across them.
Is it fishing like the dumbest thing in my craft?
Does it even work?
Like I feel like I've only ever seen fishing rods
as a way to drag around villagers you're about to watch mate,
or maybe pull a person over to fight,
or like a blaze to kill.
I've never seen someone dead as fish.
In the sense of like trying to catch fish.
I don't think I've ever seen the use case.
When you catch fish, there's a catching fish like running into wild Pokemon in Pokemon where
you're not catching things that you see, there's a random rate of something that can pop
out that you're pulling from.
That's not visually apparent.
But you can't fish to catch salmon that are swimming around, right?
the visual salmon that I write in front of you. I'm sure you can catch a fish, but it wouldn't be that fish.
Okay.
But as it stands, this will be a recount of all four days I spent on a tropical island. You might be asking yourself,
what kind of story would emerge from a guy who doesn't do much more than fish all day?
Yeah. Oh.
Well, I'm glad you asked.
This is a story about change. It's a story of an evolution of character, a journey with
friends in the world. As the sea's turn to the view of orange, so to do the skies, an
impending doom calls not for complacency, but for a higher action, one much larger than
a mere fish up. Well, it's supposed to be a simple life, you've also something so much more
grandiose. So with that, my dear viewer, I humbly ask you. Are you ready to fish?
Zelda soundtrack undefeated?
Lucy!
Dude, the editing on this shit's crazy.
Hello? What's up, man?
How's it, Angan?
To make communication easier on the islands, we'll be using proximity chat in the form of the simple voice chat mod.
This will be useful in bartering for a fishing rod since you know the whole point of this challenge is hey hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
No, don't pull it out. Okay.
Fellows, I have to come clean. This is now the second time I've abused your trust by establishing an arbitrary challenge and immediately breaking it
it. I know how awful that must make you feel. Yeah, that's a quick
trick. It feels best in faith into a niche. What was the rule that they broke?
What was the rule that they broke?
Only fishing. Oh, they broke a block. Wow. So they were really sincere.
You
All right, what's up, that was weird, but we're back and we won't question why it happened,
and we won't try to resolve it.
Scribers, only to have any sort of rapport stripped away like it was nothing.
However, if you are by some stretch of the imagination upset about this terrible, terrible, misinput of mine,
I would humbly suggest that you get a job.
Cool?
Bareball.
While we're on the topic of lying and deceiving, I should also point out that there's a very fine print in the name of this event.
that being tropical roleplayed civilization.
Oh, you probably used this civilization video
having sunshine and rainbows on day one in scorch
shirt by day three, but that isn't the case here.
Instead, there's a strict no-arty-embing role in place,
basically for betting PvP unless the higher courts approve it.
But believe me, conflict will come, just not in the way you expect.
So yes, technically speaking, I wasn't playing in the event
by only fishing instead opting to mostly fishing as...
Dude, I feel like playing on a civilization server would be miserable.
I think it was sucks so much. You'd have so many people who want to be main characters.
So many people get so fucking pissed that they get kills. One of the people who just randomly try to kill someone.
It shit sounds miserable. I'm sure someone hits.
But the issue is a lot of people who do this are people who are inspired by watching it.
And so they have an idea of what they want their lives to be like as opposed to
letting their lives be molded by the actions that happen around them.
That's all roleplay. Yeah, I think a lot of roleplay servers suck because of it to be honest.
This actually coincides with my three-part plan for this server, starting off number
1.
Create a Fishing Business.
Okay.
While everybody is out and about exploring the island, I will instead hunkered down
at my earliest convenience to make a fish stand.
Because the vast majority of players didn't take my specific flavor of Tylenol as a kid,
it's not that difficult to imagine that most players will make a fish in their own
fish once or twice before immediately getting bored and moving all of their lives.
It's the simple loft truly large numbers the more you do it the more likely you are to win something big and
Believe me we will win big
But what I am yeah, you're very lucky weird
It's pretty sick
Turtle scoots
and
I don't think that's
okay
okay yeah that makes sense that makes that looks like that wasn't supposed to be like that
Let me plug in my ethernet.
Oh my god, I am so glad that there's a human who I'm seeing be like this dude.
What do you mean let me plug in my ethernet?
Why not have it 24, 7, what do you mean let me plug it in?
Like you were willingly on Wi-Fi and you break out the ethernet cable.
Like it's the fucking, you know, secret bottle of wine you've been stashing.
You should 24, 7 ethernet?
No?
says you do I am 247 ethernet, okay?
It moves to absolutely nobody. Nothing is ever easy.
I better know that's good to my inventory.
Okay, I don't.
So feeling there's going to be a bit of a,
it's going to be of a trick hold on the scoot industry.
I feel like I might not to prioritize that.
What if the scooters and I can be a turtle fella?
What's the scoots?
Okay.
Well, I just need this.
There's no...
There's no offense or butts about that. I need that in my life.
Previewing the crafting.
Charles drop it.
Very nicely to the second part of my plan.
Poenering the market.
In particular, I was interested in this turtle armor.
Now, if you're familiar with how one obtains turtle scoots,
you might see where I'm going with this.
If not, it's easy.
All you have to do is find some iron.
Make some shears.
Find some sea verif.
Find two turtles.
Make sure the turtles are on our approximate linear their natural spawn aka whom beach.
These are the turtles, bald turtles, protect the eggs, wait, hatch the eggs, wait, obtain
one scoot.
There's so much shit in Minecraft, it's like, way too fucking hard bro, like what I watched
a video of someone getting a pig mask.
Like, what are we doing, bro?
Like, what's going on?
You do 800 steps for, like, the most useless shit.
You have a piglet head.
Bro, could never play an MMORPG?
I think MMORPG's are more straightforward.
You just do the quest line.
You just get the fucking quest tracker extension for room escape, and then you just do the
steps.
That's a straightforward as it gets.
Repeat 23 times to get enough scoots for a turtle armor.
Seems boring in the office, right?
Exactly. If I was willing to maintain a turtle breeding grounds, it could prove to be a very
lucrative venture. First things first, though, I had to get some iron. But as I was tunneling
into the grounds, tragedy befell one of the islanders.
Well, uh-oh. As with any civilization event, you'll get one life. This person, Nova Paul's,
was the first to go. How did they die? Your guess is as good as mine.
especially considering that hostile mobstone spawn at night,
the only way to go realistically is by drowning,
fall damage, or probably starvation.
Yeah, I watched slime play hardcore Minecraft and he drowned to death today.
I could think of a hundred ways that where I personally died with no hostile
mobsters around, to be honest.
Okay, a complete skill issue.
That's not how I would phrase it though, right?
like just because I doubt 100, it's actually a skill,
it's not a skill issue.
You are resolving the issue by dying.
And that's what people don't respond.
No offense is guy, but you're resolving
the skill issue by dying that way.
Because you're learning.
Yeah, like whatever.
I couldn't dwell on the thought.
After striking out on the grounds,
I found somebody who could,
judging by his looks, probably pointing in the right direction.
Where did you happen across that island?
It's all over.
Is that my whole pants?
All over the mountains?
There's a bunch of things.
cool. Thank you very much. He really does not want to make friends.
Guys got the so-trolls of the skills of Zorrow.
He just wants to fish.
Okay, but 30-0 to 5-3 level and my stupid ass is one.
Now I cannot see the good in Kagelsen body for some iron. I'm gonna lay over.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
I think I could go inside up around here. It belongs to the average person in my life.
Hello.
Dude, I couldn't have lasted day on a Minecraft RPG server.
I couldn't do it.
I'm just not cut out for it.
I'm just not cut out for it is what it is.
Okay.
Form.
Who's that guy from before?
the
classic classic spelling mistake
hmm
let's light the sure is worth living
okay well
the company
the explosion
find the company
hello
I'm gonna lay here in the temple.
Good lord, oh my god, I'm getting second reimbursement.
Don't say it again.
I simply am not there.
I had gone to the company in hopes of getting some iron out of them,
but once I found some of my own,
I didn't really see a reason to interject myself in their plans.
Instead, I would work my way back to my own spawn, even running into the group once again on a nearby mountain.
This is a dude, I actually empathize with this.
No, I feel when I, I did GTRP for like two days, and I felt awkward going, because everyone felt like they had some shit to do.
So I just walk by and I just keep walking.
You know, it feels, because it feels as weird as if you were walking on the street in the real world,
There's a group of friends hanging out and you walked up and you went, hello.
Hey.
Like, you don't do that.
This entire interaction actually leads nicely to the third part of my plan.
Run solo.
While business would most certainly boom, should I be friends, say, my neighbors.
I can't afford to grow too friendly with them as their enemies could buy proxy become my enemies.
that's you know what and that's actually a really wise thing to do.
She's less of a tax on myself but instead of tax on my business, more evil people equals less potential customers.
Well you're you're putting your business at risk. I I I I respect that that's smart.
She's not good not only that but if there's working of an actual company being formed,
then that's even more competition for me. Also not good as I neared my initial
and keep a larger percentage of your company.
He's been to my new neighbors.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Are you guys looking into the scoot market as well?
Are you just hanging out here?
We are thinking about getting the hardware for the portable.
We're thinking of making a portable farm over here.
There's something all gets on before days in the...
Competition.
That's competition.
That is exactly what he is trying to get.
I think it's cool.
As I fished, I was at a mental crossroads. Obviously, I couldn't lay claim to the
turtlenecks. This fellow rose that claimed the turtles were the people, which unfortunately
destroyed my future profit margins. When I had initially left this bond, I had left my
claim to land as well. Blaying my next options, I decided to move a bit down the coast
I'm still in to start isolating myself.
Fucking Rose, dude.
When the awesome corporation wants to claim all of the profits for themselves in a dumb
idiot tries to give the goods to the people, is there anything worse in that?
Is there anything worse in it?
I mean look, this is how you end up with like a banana republic.
The poor company is just trying to thrive with better profits and better margins.
It's good to work them.
You see this? These are the first two blocks placed down and what would eventually become my headquarters. Remember this, okay?
Okay.
She was gonna invade. You gotta see her rose.
Lots of it was she said DC.
Either I'm so used to Minecraft mod packs or shift in old is not working.
working. She's just. What is she going to hold?
Then that's a cloud shadow. Oh, it's fine. Everything's fine.
It's just so like a narco's opening.
Got misunderstood by slime today feels bad man.
And somebody replied, term a man, huh? Loll.
Dude, it is what it is, man.
It is what it is. By the way, there's going to be a follow-up I met with chair guy.
I received the chair, you will see a follow-up this week.
I'll tell a story about it. remind me about the story time with a chair guy when the video drops.
I have no idea what that means.
Okay.
Mods band that guy, they're not enough of all of you right man.
They're too busy with the regular lives.
They're too busy with the regular lives.
They look so good.
Okay, thank you.
I think on this, this is for each year.
Yeah, sure.
I think that'd be a good idea.
I simply, and not.
Mods band, the person who like to go find me all profits in this journey to go to me.
there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, they're on the fucking dock that he made, galloping and having a good time in front
of him.
That feels so bad.
They're using his chest.
Am I going crazy?
I would lose it.
I would fucking lose it.
that this is insane bro I would lose it bro. I
Would go full-dexter bro. I'd have like the sheets laid down in the room
I just moved over here. I don't even know where these people came from
And click pause here. See that? That's a dead turtle. And see that? That's a scoop currently being launched away from that said turtle. You know what that means?
The industry is dead.
With the change of scoots now being dropped by turtles, it'll now be as easy to get the armor as killing a cow.
Okay, it would be like setting up a shop for another armor not very viable unfortunately for that reason
I had the solely focused my talents on the seas hoping to find something valuable there. I do I'm I'm so
furious on this guy's behalf
This poor business owner who's beautiful dock is being ravaged by whooligans
He certainly needs to a no skateboarding in the in the parking lot guy
That's what he's turning me into. This Walmart worked hard to pay that parking lot, so you guys aren't being
considerate when you come in with your skateboards and you're holding your all leaves and your flip-pitty dips
You're not thinking about who's gonna have to repay that in seven years when your tire is finally making a mark
The fishing hat might be something to make
I'm going to see if she wants to.
Ummm...
Okay, I don't need Ryan for it.
The fishing has awesome.
Um, can anyone stop for all the things to eat?
I've created one piece at a today too.
I need to do it now.
Ooting my waters?
Ooting the waters!
Farewell, Dunboys. Take his shit, use his dog, polluters, water, skill, his turtles.
Too much of a recluse for this kind of thing.
Now granted.
Guy who joined a 1,000 person civilization server.
Too much of a recluse.
I could have made more of an effort to get away from the coastline group by moving more than a grand total of like 30 blocks, but that's whatever.
I knew I would have had potential neighbors going into this, but I didn't also expect to have potential roommates.
They've seemed like nice enough people anyway, so I didn't bother standing my grounds.
Either way, the only thing that meant...
I might have been a dog, so what do you mean by that? What do you mean by standing is ground? What were you gonna do to them?
What was he about to...
What do you mean by that?
First to me is the ocean.
And that ocean, that's truck full of surprises.
What the hell?
I just got a loop crate.
I don't think it's funny.
I don't think it's all about sort of like all of you.
Can't.
I can't.
I can't handle his social interactions.
Also because the way he talks to them is the different than the way he talks to us and that makes me uncomfortable.
Like when he talks to us, he's like, so now I'm planning on making this doc.
And when he goes to them, he's like, I got this little crate, like, I think he's
using the social attention of a random interjection with the laugh and I'm noticing
it, which is not how he normally talks in a more intimate conversation.
No, I know he's trying to be social, but I can tell he's trying to be social.
And that's also failure in a social world when you can tell someone's trying to be social.
And it's no flame to him.
I respect genuine effort, but because I can tell it makes me uncomfortable.
I got a problem.
Holy smokes, I just got 31 turtle scoots from that.
I got a tropical loop crate when I was fishing.
They replied to his message.
Oh, my God.
Very hungry.
Okay, he low key is talking like the rage bait guy on Fortnite.
he's talking like the calc guy when he talks to them
yeah so they guys said I want to kiss me
literally getting canceled yeah good griefs he sounds like good griefs
right here I got a trap I got a tropical loop create when I was fishing
I've been saying man, fishing is method.
Yeah sure.
I'll get another one of those crates another time.
I'm not stopping fishing after this.
With that, I had my first fall this time.
I'm not stopping fishing after this.
of money a bit after though I had a bit of first deal. That's bad business. No, let's
not bad business. That's a that's a sale bro. You guys are like one dime and one
dime. Guys, that is a sale. Okay. You are not a business till you have your first sale.
Your dollar on the wall. Okay. The dollar on the wall is emotionally significant even if
the deal wasn't the best deal you could get. Post-treat clarity. Dammit, I should have
parted for the lucky or fishing rod.
Well, so I think it's important that someone's running here.
My name is Lupi pretty much everywhere,
but in Minecraft I go by Death Sandbony.
Want to hear the backstory behind the name?
Yeah.
Now, you don't?
Oh, no.
Who do you think is in control here?
Before I reveal all,
I must first say that if you are a woman between the ages of 20 to 24,
single, live in the Greater Philadelphia, Tri-State area,
And they're looking for potentially the love of your life.
I beg of you to please meet the video for the next five seconds.
Okay. I'm not of those.
Good? Okay.
For the rest of you, it's a destiny reference.
All right, back to mine.
I get why he wanted the women to mute.
That is kind of an egg.
Correct. Where I happened to cross the next piece of the straw hat puzzle.
That goof freaking bob, bob, dood, holy smokes.
That means I can get the other one.
You will be mine.
You're gonna throw the girls in fucking mute for that one, bro.
I heard a little bit more before ultimately deciding to begin making my storefront.
I didn't necessarily have a plan for it or how it would come out.
But unfortunately for you all, I can imagine anything.
It's just a matter of putting pen to paper or logs to sand.
the scenes, I guess.
Dude, Zelda's such a good game, and like, I think the more time passes, the more
though I truly believe Breath of the Wild was better than Chier's of Kingdom.
Okay, well, that was a lot.
We're going to want me crazy style. That's like I think the mechanics the tears of the kingdom are cool
And they're like fun, but the world of breath of the wild is so fresh and unique and
It doesn't need anything else. It doesn't need any
Like I wouldn't even want the tears of the kingdom mechanics in it if you could rewind time
Hello, hello
There's a whole gang of them over here a while ago. They want to, they want to
explore and have seven or so.
Oh, well, if you have one at so, I'll call. I'll open it now.
That awesome. I'll be in touch then. See you.
Dude, this is the most realistic experience of a bar owner having to get customers
going around. That is, that's the genuine life of a bar owner, bro.
Wait, it's freaking second.
Red-wide. Red-wide died?
Is that the person you made your first deal with?
But it kind of acted red-wide even though.
Oh, you're home.
What a page.
Oh, wow, he was in the water.
Oh, Kish.
Damn.
That was the turtle killer, actually.
Yeah.
Rose was the deal red-lives of the turtle killer.
Maybe the turtle's got him. A of K. Maybe the turtle's got him.
Why is he laughing?
Uh-oh.
Oh, because he's almost died.
I took a lot of damage.
Jesus.
I don't think he would have died either.
Oh my god, that's so bad for business bro. Wait, pause.
2024. Did this video come out like two years after it was recorded?
This video came out so late, no?
Okay, okay, hold on.
And my going crazy, or is it not 2025?
Um...
No way.
It's fine.
Okay, thank God.
Hey, guys, let's hear it.
That's going to be bad for business though, you don't want to...
You don't want to crave your art opening up next to your shop, you know?
Working through the night, my fish stand was almost completed.
Looks like I'm hiring my handyworks.
The feeling of accomplishment was quickly washed away when I spotted this fellow extending
my peer to the world border.
You know, the one thing in a 5,000 block radius, specifically with my name on it.
Whatever.
After working at a loom for eight minutes.
I don't think that's, I think it's fine.
I don't think that's fine.
Whatever, he's extending it's fine.
I put the finishing touches on my sword.
Finally, it is done.
Fii.
Oh, my cares.
With my shop completed, I once again turn to the stage.
As I watch my-
Yeah, that casts a fii.
I'll overflow with the tides.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I wanted to stick to the mostly fishing gimmick, so ideally I'd work towards enhancing
my craft.
Eventually, I settled on finishing my ongoing quest for a straw hat.
Three hay bales, purple wool, a prismata, and an enchanted cod.
I could reasonably get every item here, besides that last one.
Thankfully for us though, the enchanted cod has a little tooltip that'll help us find one.
Meet. I made a gone fishing sign, grabbed my rod,
and asked my fellow vacationers for the course to win enchanted lake.
Shout-out to Axel Lottel for the tip.
Shout-out to Axel Lottel!
Zero negative five twenty.
Ever sneeze extra hard and they start to feel in your chest a little bit.
Oh, I thought you were going to say taint and I actually thought I met my soulmate.
I feel it right in my gooch.
I know I lit up, I talk about how it hurts when I sneeze in my teeth, like 1 in 7 times and every time I say it everyone says why does that happen?
I think it's a medical issue? I'm pooping great.
Hello.
Eventually I found myself on another coastline.
I passed two players pointing a theater of sorts with the healthy amount of people scattered about.
As I walked by the lake side with very exceptionally, there I say extremely obvious signs of possible enchantment.
I asked myself a very important question.
Are you enchanted a lake where would I be?
This kid eats rocks.
Not dwelling on the obvious for too long. I casted myself in the middle of a political debate of sorts.
What's the largest one? Dude, I... and this is a meeting to say.
Hey, listening to British people argue.
any clips I've seen from from UK parliament oh my god man I can't I can't
it's not fair to them either something they can control it just
it just I can't believe it I can't from it's it's too silly it's too
foreign to me is what it is what it is what it is what it is what is going on
Excuse me fellas. I'm just a, I'm just a.
I am way away all this nonsense when the could just be fishing. True.
Second poll. Hey people, how did you happen across a enchanted fishing rod?
I'm not exactly sure what I bore witness to back there, but I didn't necessarily
care enough to find out.
I don't hear that phrase secret of nothing.
Well, matter most of me was the confirmation that yes, indeed, the enchanted lake existed
and that yes, indeed, the enchanted cod came from there.
Not wanting to get around a collage by the lake group, I made my way back home.
turns out my neighbors have the same idea for an expedition.
Hello, hello.
Hey, we got the intent of making it.
Okay, we got the cork points for it.
Wonderful.
Oh, I, I, I have a to those.
Oh, nice.
I love it.
I love trip.
It's like 1500 blocks that way.
Yeah.
Hey, Dev.
That's your, like, literally just like,
we're kind of just neighbors.
Do you want us to invite you to a discord server?
We can like all communicate.
That's sure.
Yeah.
All right.
My second career transaction would have come soon after with one inch.
Whoa.
He's breaking one of his rules.
Sounds like friendship.
I'm worried this is going to get in the way of business.
We shouldn't be networking.
We should be selling.
Chants of the card and exchange for diamonds.
This entire interaction made one thing clear.
I was willing to travel to find a quote unquote exotic layers not native to my beach.
I could bring them back home and potentially be very hand-seibly paid out.
With another item checked off, I focused my talents into finding some magenta wool.
Instead of foraging for blue dye, I decided to outsource it from nearby village.
Some GJK shit here.
Oh no, there's a GJK start.
I just had to really try and home.
Hello there.
Yeah, hello.
They did a rotten bar a little bit over there 500 days ago.
I was wondering if you would be down the trade.
I'm looking, I'm in the market for one haybell and then maybe a piece of purple wool or blue dye if you have it.
At the moment, I don't have haybell.
You have an extra wheat do you think?
No.
what what are we doing here what are we doing here that that's all we have
right now got you got you in the second to get out of the mines I got lost but I
can I probably get you what you're looking for cool thank you I can get you
I need my flowers all right cool thank you there so there's a business
This man is going to get stuff done.
Here for your troubles, I got some extra fish I brought over.
I got plenty of fish.
Oh, hello.
Oh, yeah, that is not bad here.
Oh, that's awesome.
Do you have a nice hinder?
Oh, thank you, Bruce.
Kind of a bad kind of a bad negotiation here, by the way.
like you shouldn't give over the goods that you negotiate
of what you're trading for.
Yeah, there are these fruits or dog picks up things.
But you're all so no.
Who died right there?
That's actually good.
Thank you, boss.
So I also have a Prismada and then a chance
to cod if you wanted to either of those.
I would.
The enchanted guy's gonna be cute.
Sure.
All right, thank you, fellas.
This was the combination of farming,
ordering and fishing and giving me all the ingredients for a straw hat.
That is everything, right?
Maybe swap the Prismat-Nope, that isn't working on.
Hold on.
Everything seems to be fine.
This kid eats rotten.
W. Atlas, the straw hat was mine.
Not only was it fashionable,
but it gave a blanket increase to my luck set.
What's the look, Stat?
I hear you last one.
I don't know.
What's my house creation?
My status of living was at an all-time high.
There's your cool, only thing that could make this better.
I changed the rod.
I changed the rod.
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it yet.
I don't know.
I do not.
I just made this a fishing ride.
Fine.
You can get like a max.
Oh.
Because you put the hats off.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
You are right, you can't walk.
You're all right, eternity, you're all right.
I'm pretty shit.
Yeah, you know what I spoke too quickly about the Brits.
They're all right.
And that was it.
The last piece of my puzzle.
If you're wondering just how lucky plus two walk is,
I'm happy to report that I got exactly one crate.
Do you make that deal?
I make that deal.
At least I got a try and add a bit.
Swag.
Otherwise, that was it for day one.
With the business established in my hat created.
That was one day. Oh my god, this video so long.
Holy shit, that was one day.
I had completed everything I set out to do and then some.
The people around me were nice enough,
albeit they might have set up shop a bit too close for my liking.
But as it stood, it was a nice little life.
My neighbors had decided to name themselves the Emerald Coast with Rose as their leader.
Keep in mind, I'm just one guy establishing his small business on one coast, imagine all the other gatherings of people forming all over the server.
True, what even happened to the company?
Those were some answers we'd have to find out tomorrow.
As the sun rose on the Emerald Coast, I decided to seek out the next logical step in perfecting my rod.
Enchantments.
Because Enchantment tables were banned,
the only way to enchant stuff was in a specific area.
I'll give you one guess as to where that area is.
Enchantment like...
That's right.
It's right in the center of a faction called nothing.
You're on a roll today.
With no time like the present, I made my way over.
The update is pretty cool.
I will say.
I'm excited.
Wait, W YouTube streamer.
It's right here, man.
Keeps running away, bro.
It's ridiculous.
I'm such an awful terrible American, but it takes every, like, fiber, my being to not, like, mimic their accent, dude.
Oh, wait, where's my meal, bro?
It was just right here.
No, they're all right, they're all right.
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These guys have been one day in the server. They got full iron armor and a horse with a parrot following them like they're kind of monging
Bailey think the 10 members I appreciate that
Yes, I do mean to say that for nothing
thing since this man claims right full ownership of the key claim. I find
a question little but I will say it. I don't know what voice this is but
there's like a cadence that people use and it's like I don't know it's like
like Julius Caesar in front of the Senate. Maybe it's because
floxy on or something. It's like, yeah, maybe it's like lawyer in movies. Not real lawyer.
Like, like pretend like how you think of lawyer talks. That to create a question about that
best. Should they push the situation further, there will be ramifications. I use the feather.
He's gonna take a thread because he was closer as we can see he claims ownership
But I am glad to trade it for nothing. Perhaps joffery
We do this on
Enjoy with that half of the one
Good luck
Congratulations
It's a little more over here.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Nothing's got to live.
It looks like Pacifica lockdown from Pokemon.
That was a great roll look of the C2 lure on breaking one.
But somebody has a...
Oh, shh.
Yeah, somebody hasn't got a microphone.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm kidding that, you hear me.
For a place called Nothing, there sure was a lot going on.
I couldn't say getting conscripted into and subsequently deserting an empire was all my to-do list, but whatever.
This fellow, by the way, had a couple of articles written about him by the various journals around the islands, including my neighbor, Giro.
He was labeled as a drunk anyway, so I didn't worry about it too much.
Wow!
If anything, nothing was a positive reinforcement that I enjoyed my life by the Emerald Coast.
At the very least I could hear myself think over there, where the other civilizations
are the same way?
Who's to say?
Eventually I would make it back home and be greeted by a nice surprise.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
like he I like this this is good you know what his neighbors are so bad
oh my god oh there we go yeah there's no hauser dogs will create baby
this is what we're waiting for this is charter territory for a fellow like me
I'll tell you that, much.
Burning Father, by the way, the legendary creature can be used at a burning altar to revive one.
Play your.
Elis, ladies, and envies. If you would please be sure eyes upon the most coveted item these days have to offer the theme expother.
These are extraordinarily rare feathers can't be carried in stacks and are considered
extremely valuable due to their ability to revive players.
They're also used to make this fruit-stut fire resistance potion, but that doesn't really
concern me.
What does concern me is their negotiation power.
What's that?
You're loved one just died a terrible death?
Pay up, buddy, it's a stack of diamonds for their life.
So of course, I have to let the mess is known that this white boy's got a little lecture
up to sleep.
I got to go tell somebody I got to go tell somebody I got to tell somebody I got to tell somebody I got to tell somebody I got to tell somebody wait
Do I keep that thing on me instead and then offer it up for a price
Yes, what does he mean?
Yes, what does he mean?
Yeah, it is who it's all coming together baby. It is all coming together. Was it unnecessary?
Yeah, probably, but I wanted to play my cards cautiously, although on any other given day,
I probably would be more than willing to donate a feather, should someone like Rose Parish.
I wanted to at least have a repertoire of feathers built up beforehand.
That way, I'd feel more willing to part with one, instead of showing up empty handed
should a high buyer cross pass with me.
I think that's fair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think the existence of it's going to create a little bit of controversy,
a little bit of chaos, and we'll stop you from fishing for more.
For the next 30 minutes, I talked with the extra voices in my head.
Fishing may be my forte, but it does get quiet out there sometimes.
Perry needs beans in the house.
Hold everybody.
I need cherry.
Jerry needs beans.
Gonna use some fives for that.
Mr. Perry, what's up dude?
I was saying this to myself yesterday, but it's really neat.
It's really neat how basically, if you're not a part of a civilization, you're just playing
basically single-player Minecraft and a 2000 by 2000 area.
like as you explore, you can run into people who are building their own stuff like
an in-own actual civilization.
Draconic eel. This eel seems formed to these lands due to its nature and
every person's son. What the doose? The evil eel. You're definitely getting
never up. Okay, well, that's just the sign, isn't it?
Crackle!
Come on, Phoenix, brother.
That was shit.
Damn it.
Iron is nice.
Iron is very nice.
Well, Iron, what are you flexing at about?
Take this.
Take this.
That's ass.
Better than nothing, I guess.
Isn't April.
April equals Apple, yeah.
The dock has the April and its melt.
It's a great picture.
I'll eat recommends taking a look at that picture
Lopsided has a fit in his invent
That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great. Have a junk square buddy. Have a junk square. Okay.
Never shit that ever
If it please get up, please get up.
I like the shit Michael will send me when it's my birthday
I'll send me fit. Please get up
I have the hop arm and absolute cereal kill we're right now by the way three bottles of water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's crazy.
Yeah, it's the temperature of slime has made to me.
I don't think it's hard.
Oh, it's.
After my upteam fishing session, I installed a tried-in-true American classic at my store
while making my food supply open to the public.
And then the other situation, this would be unwise in the world of economics.
But the fact that fishing is so easily accessible because of bamboo, it was with a heavy heart
I declared servation on the tropical island and non-issue.
Yeah, I know.
Really terrible stuff.
Trinkets would be my best bet from here on out, and the Phoenix weather was my path to salvation.
After an un-eventful trip to the caves below my store,
an emergency meeting was called.
Dad, do you ever meet again?
Yeah, I help them, man.
Help me to meet him.
Okay.
All right, all right.
Oh, good.
Oh, there's an affection going around.
There's enough faction going around.
Bexin. Okay. So what happens?
What he has a lethal force is we need to get we need to get we need to get bexin.
Okay, we need to get bexin. Okay.
It's there's an infection going on near the volcano area.
That's the critical player.
That's um...
Is that what they're talking about?
Okay.
But what they got fucking plagues in Minecraft now? Like what are we doing here?
We got fucking social distancing now in Minecraft?
You heard that right? Feliz. It's outbreak time.
How much trauma do these high schoolers have from COVID?
Jeez.
Immediately the entire coast was set in disaster prevention,
but a light panic,
overset by a real chance of death by poison,
was enough to spring everyone into action.
See for confidence.
Settlers were trying to do.
Fires were started for some reason.
The ultimate goal gets some honey.
It was valiant for the eight or so guys
to immediately jump to the fun of the coast.
But for me personally, I don't know why I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't see the death tolls.
There's the numbers on the head and up.
It was like same amount of people died today yesterday, could you just be like a fluoping?
Oh, Phil.
Far fetched.
Like a middle-aged white woman with a true crime pod, his.
There's just something about this case that didn't sit right with me.
If this infection did exist, I needed to see it with my own two eyes.
So I cleared my inventory, clutched my feather, and put up the gone fish and son.
I didn't know when I'd be back, but I knew this was what I had to do.
This is the shit Aaron Rodgers doing before he's out with the jets.
Don't bless it's hard, he's just an investigator.
Queen dumb.
This is Quindum.
Sir, my buddy, thank you for the five good to subs.
Bagelish towns, I figured it'd be a good hotspot to get more information on the infection.
It's a quite little town with its own fish bar and pears.
A couple of houses sleep soundly atop the cliff, too.
I gave some food to this tree fellow guy.
Remember him?
He'll be back.
Okay.
I didn't stick around too long since the people there seem to be caught up in their own thing.
However, I did leave with the general location of the infection source, the volcano.
You need to know what have to be in my next stop.
Okay.
A foolish plan?
Maybe.
I could handle it.
Probably.
I didn't know at the time, but I had gotten my directions all mixed up.
And I actually ended up going the complete opposite direction of where I needed to go.
I thank goodness I did, because my story would end up dramatically changing.
Oh, whoo!
This is where you use the Phoenix Fetter for a res.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
What's up, Congressman?
That's a cool thing.
Oh, I'm going to go.
Thanks, man.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What's up, Congressman?
That's a cool thing.
Oh, thanks, man.
I think that's the same.
Did you see your fish in the same boat?
Yeah, I just passed him by.
I heard news of the infection.
I wanted to sail with my own two eyes.
I'll try to look to the window here.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, I guess I walked their own direction.
Oh.
Oh, snap.
Which way?
So once we get two or three Phoenix feathers, do you guys want to check out the volcano?
Sure.
Yeah, I got a zero in D1.
Do you want turtle armor?
By the way, death's simple.
Oh no, I'm all right, thank you, though.
All right, we're going to be more like you.
It's just the people of Flower Town
had a simple goal.
Revive as many people as they could.
And plant as many flowers as they could.
That's a nice thought.
Bad for business, though.
He might need to get rid of them.
They're going to inflate the flower economy.
Like you can't have that many Phoenix flowers going around.
El Flower Town, guys.
This is bad for business.
OK?
If everybody's super known as, like, how is it
They're plans to create an arc of sorts
to transport the flowers offshore,
should the situation get dire.
It was also insanely wucky for me
to come across these guys when I did.
My inability to follow courts the right way
had landed me as a plus one on a volcano expedition.
Not only that, but the vibes are elite
as we fish through the night.
Soon enough, the time the leaf had finally arrived.
I smoked my salmon, packed my bundles,
and set off on my biggest adventure yet.
it. I fucking love smoke salmon bro. I love it so deeply in my heart. But for some
reason when you cook in normal, not that big of a fan. It's the same fish. How's that
happened?
As you watch me run a thousand or so blocks, I think it's important to mention another
gimmick I cursed myself with. I'm not sure when I formally decided this, but I gave
myself a self-imposed debuff by abstaining from any forms of armor besides leather boots
and my fish and head. I mentioned earlier that there wasn't any real threat to my livelihood,
especially in the absence of hostile flags. If the infection really did exist,
then no amount of armor was going to stop a lethal dose of poison. And I figured that if I ended
up dying, I ended up dying. Oh, I was just on the silent to do one thing. Fish. If I lose my life,
it'll be doing what I loved. I don't need any amount of armor to protect that.
To what a sick job. He made a bridge and then taxed the bridge, bro. He has a
toll road in the Minecraft save server. And time mask as well. Yeah, that is interesting, right?
Doesn't like any armor protecting him from the illness, because if you die, you die.
I don't want to see this on two eyes.
Okay, I think I'm getting it.
Yeah, we can change it today.
How's he getting these shots?
Do you need to go back and pick up the camera?
Phoenix.
Oh no.
Does that still kill?
That's the infection.
Can't break it.
The Phoenix velocity protects the block from destruction.
Ah, don't touch it.
I will not touch it.
The final swim to the volcano left us with a lot of answers and a lot of questions.
I thought they were about to get the infection was in fact real.
It appeared to them we traveled from block to block similar to how scope does in vanilla
Minecraft.
More worrisome, however, was the fact that it made it all the way to the main island
already, which then begs for more questions.
How fast does it spread?
What are the symptoms?
Is it over for us?
We'd come too far at this point to turn back, and despite multiple people in our journey
advising against further travel, we were going to find out just how terrible things were
over there for ourselves.
We were fortunate enough to run into the Walmart employees in passing.
Do you know boats, as well as this fellow, Willfus?
He was gracious enough to act as a sherpa to the island.
And soon enough, after 20 or so minutes of travel, it all came into view.
you actually look good.
you like to watch.
That's good, that's good.
that's good.
Most we breathe but if you know.
you know.
I just hit my little.
Oh.
Oh.
you can kill the Phoenix for a feather.
oh my God bro.
GG.
There goes the economy.
Uh-huh.
Huh.
Who's up here?
Did any of the better?
You can't drop them, others.
They're the fish them.
Remember in the intro?
They got!
That would have shattered the economy.
Or when I told you that there was a new enemy in this event,
but if you don't, I don't blame you.
And that has been like 45 minutes after all.
Anyway, it's finally here.
This is a Phoenix.
There's two ways to talk about this fellow.
You could learn of its origins in a variety of different war tablets scattered around the islands,
or you could just be like me and understand that evil lava bird equals potential cause of death,
and I'm not kidding. These boys are evil.
I don't really do do take multiple hits with an axe or spear to kill, but they erupt in a fiery explosion
in a final pyric attempt to claim life. In other words, kind of cringe. Especially for a fisherman in my
That's your. Thankfully, I had the flower town folk to cowardly hide behind as you made her way around the volcano.
Tell you.
Where are they? Oh, I mean, they see it. Oh, they want to go over the volcano.
Ask her to take the prom.
The
This is the
Yeah
Check them
There is an infection, but the infection only affects the world. It doesn't affect people, right? That's what it sounds like
There's another key exciting part
Oh, it's cut
What's the point of killing the movies?
What's the point of killing the movies?
Watch out, go on.
And then you get the center.
You got the power?
Hmm.
Oh no, that's good.
There's that person you got.
Someone robbed you.
I'm not a pro.
I'm a pro.
I'm a pro.
I'm a pro.
Was I in things to you?
Yep.
You have so often.
They do have a pro.
They do have a pro.
They try using one of the keys on it.
Didn't know.
I'm a pro.
Hey, you know, everything is for there.
We're going to tell you if you don't get that back.
That's a good gag, not a good gag bro, W you gag, all of that guy got pretty serious pretty
quick, he sounded like a red dead redemption, two moderator, we're going to kill you if you
don't get that back.
What up guys, what up?
When did you explore all these tunnels?
I, yeah, everything else went to the right place.
So, we're nowhere to go, but the palm is completely clear.
We can't go there, that's what I'm going to do.
What?
There's a lot of tunnels.
Hey, gunpowder.
Yeah, I said we got it.
Yeah.
There's chassis will loot they get.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a lot of dirt on the bin full trip to the mines.
We are led to a huge cavern opening festering with the infection.
Little foes told us that much of this cavern went unexplored, meaning there could be some
down there. I guess you didn't care too much for the good stuff though because you just straight up
disappeared once we went down. No idea where I got off to. What followed in the cave was a series
of close calls with some Phoenix's who went out of their way to show me that they really,
really hate me for some reason. Oh, Phoenix. Holy shit. That shit does a lot
What a damage!
Oh, if they can't go under freebox.
It's like, Enderman High, oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Come on, help.
Uh-oh.
Eventually, I would group up with the-
You didn't fuck if you came here without flowers out by the way.
Like, flowers out is hard-carrying.
again, this time trying our best to climb as far as we could out of the cavern. We had already
spent nearly a half hour in the cave at this point and things started to look dire. You see
the infection has more properties than just replacing blocks. You can't mind the infection itself,
nor can you mind your place blocks around it. And because we were directly below an already
vastly infected area, digging up was impossible. Not wanting to become a videotopic on scary
interesting we refused to lose hope. We had formed ourselves a small cavern of
sorts before disaster suddenly struck. What the hell would just spread? That's
trash. The infection had spread. Most of the blocks we uncovered were suddenly
tainted meaning we could hardly expand or build out. The narrowing panic we had
all side of the cave we mined out from. And because the infection was surrounding
I saw all signs. You were a lack of a better job.
Stop.
That's a throw.
This is not in zero chance that we are stuck.
I don't think we can get back to the kids.
Oh my god, we're stuck.
Oh my god, we're stuck.
Oh, I'm a mega stuck.
I am super do not come in here.
I got us an issue.
I got us an issue.
I got us an issue.
Oh my god, that's the whole point of the fucking eel bro.
The eel lets you levitate.
Damn!
I'm making a monster.
I believe that.
This isn't sane.
Why can't we break the camera?
Yeah.
You look like a hormonica at the past at home.
I know.
How do you keep having to do like a puppy thing?
Yeah, the money for the key John films. No
Okay, well got the open
Hi, how you guys are seeing fucking doom bro
I mean bro, that is literally like saying Avengers assemble like
Not exactly deep cut when you say liaison Algaiyeb
Appreciate the spitting fire the spitting fire
What was it? It's this way. Oh my god
Oh, it's this way. Oh, it's this way.
Huh? Are you serious? No, are you serious?
Oh, it's salvation. It can't possibly be that no.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Phoenix. Phoenix.
Jesus.
W. Cheese.
I need to get a path help.
Oh, I don't really know how, but we managed to make it out in one piece.
peace. The shift in the infection had triggered massive tentacles to emerge by nearby waters.
And a comical amount of phoenix is the spawn too. Thankfully, it wasn't anything
a bit of bobbing and leaving couldn't solve. Deciding that we fulfilled our quota of being
stuck in a cave for one day, we started the long journey home.
We're aging is calling me.
Yo!
Yo, what are we up to right now, right?
I'm watching a Minecraft video is called Can I Survive Minecraft Civilization Civilization event by only fishing what about you what are you doing?
Oh, I can't say I got a sponsor. I
Literally went live for two hours of doing some random shit and then I was gonna force all my viewers to watch a sponsor get paid
Uh, Grant's a reasonable.
No, no, no, no, I'm actually going to explain the game.
I was supposed to react to the race, but I was sick that day.
You're getting good at racing, bro.
you
know man you become a little bit of a problem I mean you're probably going up against good people too like who you're racing against
Yeah, you know, you're rage.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I never mind.
That's not the good person anymore.
Yeah, I was going to get like, try or something like that.
I think the garage is licensed in real life.
Actually, he has a GTV on his.
That's a car.
That's a car, and it's made by Toyota.
and
a
I know, I was, well, I'll text you two about a, maybe you're ace in this week.
I don't know a week, so yeah, I'm down.
I'm appreciate you.
Bye.
I did not know a GT3 RS.
Ray Asian boy, come out and play.
You can't, Ray, I thought you were doing this thing this year, where you weren't speaking
in a way that could be interpreted very galy.
And you said, Daddy, please come out and play, which is almost exclusive reserved for
gay conversation or a child speaking to a father.
I can't say, I can't say galy, I was galy.
He spoke galy.
I'll come out and play, but not today.
Ray also, I'm going to message you about basketball, the sport.
He's gone. He already left. He doesn't have the attention span.
I'm 30. He said yes. Okay. No, he said, okay. That's enough.
All right. Chat. We got to wrap this up.
We got to finish this video. Tim, I'm pausing so much.
Holy shit, I'm pausing so much.
How long have I been watching this?
All right, I'll step in.
It is very funny that like there's major political events going on right now and we're
just stuck in it stupid case.
It's just gonna get stuck in there for almost an hour.
It is like I can't deal with these guys anymore.
I got to say like I mean I think it's shots are beautiful but as music choices also
like really nice even though I mean a lot of it's obviously brought the loud but like the
timing of one using the song is really nice I think there's also a nice mixture of
of his dedication to his, if it also is like monotone flat.
We're all going to die, we're all going to die, we're all going to die.
See, they don't, they don't want to be better.
Are fellows, I'm going to come back to the Emerald Coast here,
but for your troubles.
I think they do.
Of course.
Appreciate those.
Yeah, you too, folks.
Wow.
That was a very generous gift.
You just gave up two Phoenix feathers.
I mean, look to be fair.
I don't think I think it's just a slide over Pam,
I can one, but it's a great gift.
It's bad business, it and here's where you're on.
It's actually phenomenal business.
It's actually phenomenal business.
You give a gift like that.
You've created a business relationship
that'll last a lifetime.
Have you seen Trump?
Like I would go as far as to say, if they were to see Death's
Amboni die, they might even use one of those feathers to revive him.
Kudos. Just based off of that relationship, they've
formed. And they give them a cup of day. So kids, what did we learn?
One, you might be dumb if you ever attempt to cave exploring
without misgain plan, but you were definitely stupid if you attempt to
cave explore raw and infection grows like a malignant tumor on the surface
I'm excited.
I agree.
Oh, well, you're living anywhere.
I've never thought to myself once in my life, I know it was not like an uncommon thought,
but I've never thought to myself once in my life, dude, I want to go caving.
Oh my god, I want to squeeze through something that I'm going to feel like a fucking hot dog in.
Like, I've never felt a desire to do that ever once ever.
Never, ever, ever trusted.
Thank you.
That's what I'm saying.
text chat on anything ever. The entire time I was in that cave, I was imagining the
circles poor rows and the others were running and trying to farm honey to save the
populace, which brings me to three. The infection only affects blocks. I was
practically helping the scores off. All these guys get in the jab, I go down into
the cave and I find out that first of this, and even from Wuhan, second off, it's from
Volcano, it's pretty, third off, you don't even know what the problem is. They don't even
and no, you don't even need a mask.
Like this guy's getting down to the,
this guy's a real journalist getting down to it.
The wall's back there.
If my kidney's had been tripled up
to the texture and size of raisins right now,
it isn't gonna affect me at all.
Oh yeah, my Phoenix is just too, I guess.
Processing what I went through on day two took a while for me.
I would absolutely not be alive today
if I ended up walking in the right direction
towards the volcano.
And as much as I loved profiting off a war in trauma,
the people of fire town had paid me more than enough
by granting me safe passage in those caves.
Sure, basically, snug it, L into this far,
I hope I can fish with them again soon,
in this life for the next.
But now, it was back to business.
Unfortunately, for me, PCSD didn't care about profit margins,
and the more time I spent wallowing and regret
or whatever, the less money could be made.
Sure, the next session had to be game time.
After the server clues for the day,
I took it upon myself to publish a quick think piece
that basically used a whole lot of warts
and say infection kinda okay, but not bad.
Of course, it was accused of being fake news in and of itself,
but whatever.
I felt some distinct character growth here.
I started off as a wreck who's
you just wanted to fish a bit
and make some money while doing so.
But as a days past, I grew fonder and fonder
of the people I found myself surrounded with.
I know your whole thing was you weren't gonna make friendships.
Here you are, you're a mushy guy.
Maybe not to the point where I'd put my life
on the line for them, but the new chorey spectator.
But that's as much as I'll say about that
because the only thing scary than Phoenix's introspection.
On today, three of them.
As I logged on, something seemed off.
Can you spot it?
Yeah, the hue.
That's right.
I was eating raw cod for most of my journey home on day two.
How foolish of me.
Oh, and the sky was an ominous orange or whatever.
Oh, I don't know.
Once I made a back home, my unloaded my excess items and took down my gone fish and
sign.
To help reorient you with the Armote Coast Lifestyle, I'll let the next minute or so play
out on their own.
By the way, I came across a one-sing-Europe potato in my travel so we can start grown
potatoes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, nice.
They face and still only they won't give it.
I lost my trusty boots, I was trying to fit from a bit peeped around, I wonder if there's
another set in here.
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Beat is hell.
Nice.
Who do this feels like when your family's people are in trying to get something from the
fridge and hoping you don't get trapped in a combo?
Yeah, it feels like that.
There've been a lot of things, a lot of moments where I'm like,
hey guys, what's up?
And it's just they just say nobody even notices my existence.
What's just fine? I don't really care.
I'm becoming no mad at these days.
And this body had a bag with one potato in it.
Who is this guy?
It's not too bad.
Three or seven the ocean dot dot dot dot.
They get you to,
they get you down to half-heart.
If you don't have any armor, they get you down to one half-heart.
I have health, not half-heart.
Ah!
I just need some specific complaints.
Is my thing compost?
Yeah, I don't know I don't know this one. I got this one
Appreciate that. Thank you. Oh good. I'm wearing a minute to find this it's time to get mysterious
Wait wait a second wait a second wait a second
What is that gonna do? Oh, it's so tempting
Oh, so I feel like I should do this.
Diamond-Laze leather boots.
That is, that's, yeah, that's all right. That's kind of sick.
Sandbowning?
So, so, that's actually in there?
Isn't there a lot of sighted in that one?
Oh, that's an Emerald Coast sign.
seek out yet another business opportunity. This time at the library. I had overheard it
a bit earlier in a conversation between Rose and a guy who vaguely sounded like
critical.
Where's the library? The library is zero zero zero zero. I figured they could use the
Inksacks I fished up earlier for some books.
Bagley, after catching up with Bacy for a bit when you stop by, I arms myself with
the spear and a trident. Now normally I do some kind of cinematic travel montage here, but
Unfortunately, my infinite wisdom I forgot to record a flashback. In fact, I wouldn't even remember to turn it on until like two hours into this session.
Oh, well, as I got closer to the library, the extent of the infection was about to be fully realized.
Oh, those are the squid ten of course.
This is not a Zamboni world anymore, I fear.
I felt like me was my drip-doubt, temberlands and my fish and hat. I'm not right for this world, I fear.
Dude, this whole character kind of feels like the cabbage guy from Avatar of the last airbender.
Like, there's so much going on in the world and this guy really is just kind of born to just sell cabbages.
because he just kind of ends up being caught in the mix of it all.
Yeah, let's see.
What's up?
Now I'm looking for the library.
Is that it?
Is that by these parts?
Oh, I think that's what it lines.
Oh, oh.
Not too easy.
Yes.
I think that's really good.
Interesting.
Okay.
I think you got there so low, bro.
Thanks, fellas.
Appreciate it.
Are you going?
Good night.
Yeah, sure was all I bury don't talk about
It's not a good call and dangerous. Yep. I see four Phoenix is on the screen
And around a corner of Phoenix is good. I'm scared
You can't give it up!
I'm sorry.
That was my issue. Now it's my issue.
That comes comic book, Osman.
See you up there, you bastard.
I didn't.
Just staring at me down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my heart, oh, oh.
Do what?
Bro, like it's like you're not even making it like within a square mile this place
and you keep trying to get in in the affection and spreading around it like this is blow my mind.
This is like a Ludwig level of stubbornness and hubris.
Let's just get outta your are you okay? I'm really okay with all this I'm really okay
if it's really cool with you I'd really I'd really rather be able to pass on this opportunity
Jesus Christ
With the library gone, I refocused my expedition to see how the other groups are doing.
Remember those two people I passed who are planning to make a theater during day one?
Yeah, well, here it is.
In a very Thomas Andrews fashion, the builder as a consider going down at the ship he created.
Next was an outpost of sorts.
It seems pretty abandoned to me.
What do you say about it?
It's kind of a parade is rotted with memes.
The bottom mountain was the Phoenix watch as semi-world off research area, which probably stood as a home base for those investigating the ominous vertical shift down to the case
He's the guy with the fucking glasses tied to his ears looking at his laptop going. I got the fucking best means. I'm knocking their socks off
I'm kidding. I'm kidding for one of them
Yeah, I'm not sure if I want to associate myself with that. I think
I should just keep going.
The next leg of my trip found me out the most expensive base yet.
Top 10ia.
Top 10ia.
Since the effects were the same probably as of Skull,
Top 10ia made a huge slab wall I Skull cannot infect.
What is Skull?
Is that like a shulker box?
the warden
I've never made a plant pass then or dragon I'll be honest
More people on the bacon pancakes with mine.
I think we should have the devil.
Is it about the key?
Alright, quick boss.
To explain what's going on here, I'll need to rewind for a second back today too.
I didn't show it at the time, but within the first eight minutes of the session, this guy,
bacon pancakes, had collected the key evotion.
I don't know this, he got announced to the entire server.
And not four minutes later, it was announced
that Creshtimansi collected the key of nature.
Oh, now again, I hear you asking.
Hey, look, what is the key of the nature?
What do they do?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh.
Back to day three, Colford here
was in charge of the World Research and Defense Collective.
There are a group of people who were working
on collecting the various tablets
scattered around the islands and figuring out
how to stop the infection.
I was technically a member of this collective too,
funnily enough. After posting my disinformation piece, I got invited in. I was more of a
worker anyway, and it's not like anybody here knew me by name. After all, I was just
a fisherman. What I understood from this interaction, though, was that there was an
initiative in place to unite the keyholders, wherever they may be. If it sounds main
plot worthy to you, you probably be right. Which is why I left, not wanting to get to
involved.
Thank you, bro, because I was worried, man. I was like, we haven't fished in a while.
like we're losing the plot here.
We have words, where is the fish egg?
Where is the fish egg?
Time to fish?
Like, getting a little too Kingdom Hearts in this shit.
What do you mean we're getting a keyholder?
We're not doing all that.
Sticking to the coast on, I saw a pack of players running
like yourselves.
So majestic.
Got to unyred my next destination.
An ominous bell began to toll.
I actually don't know where I'm going now,
because now I'm going away from the foot to action on that.
I'm making a good time here.
I thought I'd died.
I thought they would.
Fortunately, it was not a good, good, freaking God.
I guess my boots did save me.
I continued up yet another mountain.
These two guys were working on the good skills from the infection entirely in the form of a scribe.
They didn't appear to belong to anyone faction just two dudes building in the sky after I parted ways with them
I made my way to the next town over
They got Skype in this
Do there so many different factions?
This dude, Sid, we're happy I only can destroy blocks and the other half can place blocks.
If you, that's a fucking awesome idea.
Jordan, I'm gonna lie you snap to that idea.
Hello.
From the Emerald Ghost, I'm just just making the rounds.
Okay.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
So, so.
Okay.
Good shadow.
I can't.
I mean, but what if you can say that you can name Jesus Christ as a Gia team?
Oh my god, this is freaking awesome. Get thrown through a loop here because my ears are
named for a lot of things that's just loopy now. On Minecrafts, like one of the only other
distinctions is Death Sandbony, obviously, but the only other user name that I kind of sort of
views is shadow 1144 as my club penguin user name.
Oh, it's every time I hear shadow, especially over there.
It's like, are they talking to me?
It's like no.
Yeah, it has to be another person.
The deep as my world tour continued, I would be greeted by a kind of maybe
sort of familiar face.
Jesus.
No, no, not Christianity.
I meant the guy climbing with me.
Tree fell us is tree feller.
If he recall, I gave him some food when I visited Queen
them one day too. Yeah, of course I didn't recognize him from the interaction at all,
but nonetheless, I was interested to hear what he'd been up to.
Uh, oh, there's a weird, making a thing to try and, uh, like a strike force on the
keys and on the island to try and tilt Phoenix. Oh, wow. That's pretty cool.
Luckily, I already lost my whole team before this happened. Really? Yeah. Where do you
Well, virtually I was later the explorers get old, and we had like seven people.
We did a sort of merger with the altar keepers, eggs of this really weird margarine.
They haven't pretty much right throughout the same time.
The rest makes floors killed, killed died.
Two of them died from fall damage.
No, three of them died from fall damage.
In the moon shrine, they opened up over there.
And then the other three died on the island by Indian X.
Technically I'm the leader now, but it's a leader of a team I don't know.
Not fairly survived the volcano island.
I like I had to close the...
That's, it's pretty bad.
I'm never going back there as for sure.
I'm gonna go back there and either I will avenge my dead teammates or I will die with them.
This guy's awesome. Man, this guy's awesome, bro.
Well, this guy rules.
You know, he reminds me of a so-layer from Dark Souls.
And he's the last of his people. And he will fight.
And he will die and he will join them in Vahala.
Well, Hala.
To expect, it's at least a little bit funny to think that while I was fishing for hours
on ends, tree was at the volcano island watching his friends die directly in front of
him.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Yeah.
Soon enough, another player would greet us.
This is him.
Although this was my first time formally meeting him, I'd actually run into him before
or albeit impassing. On my way to the volcano with Flower Town, he was traveling around
as a humanitarian. He was initially a farmer for a faction called Gaya, but turned to
this life as the infection broke out and subsequently lost his own. His entire bit is
giving people cookies as a son of friendliness. He's so dude. He also happens to make content
on YouTube too, so I'd recommend checking him out. Trigger left to go meet his strike force
for a hand tagged along with me back to the coast. Thankfully, my travels had led me in a circle
of sorts, so it was hardly any time before we made it home.
One of the more interesting parts about the Emerald, because I didn't really consider
it.
Wait, Hamza Chad, what up Ham?
Chat, you bro.
Got some of all your cookies?
Well, after the fact was the amount of development that happened across the area.
Each time I leave my shop, almost die a terrible death, and then make my way back home,
more and more buildings are being flushed out.
We had a pub, a community home for refugees, and even a huge custom tree.
Pretty swag if you ask me.
After discussing a bit about the town's collective goal to stop the infection,
Pam and I set out for Fire Town.
In case you had a notice by these shots by the way,
I finally remembered to record a flashback,
so because of that, here's another travel montage.
Let's keep him.
And love's given out of Cookies, bro.
I'll move her.
Is she in this?
How to walk?
Nice. I did not see the smile like this.
Flower down!
Sub-sub.
Sub-sub-sub.
Okay, so bacon has to kill take it on me, but right now they're four before, so if we go over there, we're like three times their numbers.
Why does he just know he can't even kill?
He's a kill take it on you. The lore master?
The lore master has a kill. What the fuck is the lore master doing with a kill take it?
I'm working on the quest fields. I stole the key from him. I fished up the head there, and I used to turn back the key, but he got the credit because he was closer to the altar when I did it.
Before we go on, what's the current game plan right now? I'm lost, isn't it?
So we're going to go together with me. We're going to head over to where they are, so I can use the nature key to unlock a seal.
Who is this?
Dude, bacon pancakes is in chat, defending himself.
I'm going to have a ticket.
Red live and three of his allies are there and bacon and three of his allies are there.
Bacon and his guys want to kill me.
So I would want as many witnesses as it's possible to be around this from happening.
Bacon just told me to bring as few as possible as I want to bring.
Possible is great.
Bacon did you message him?
Bring as few as possible.
Bacon did you do that?
Did you do that?
Did you mess it up?
I don't just have to get a question begging to you,
Mr. Bringas, few people as possible.
Kind of seems trying to say that, Megan.
Yeah, the trial required a certain number.
OK.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think it's too long distance.
I'll get some going along with this now.
All right.
I have a chance to do it.
I look down.
I can go first.
The act as humanitarian aid is scouting out.
What I thought would be a reunite, too.
I can't.
I could not handle an art preserveer.
I'll go first to the humanitarian aid and discuss.
I was like, they're coming up with CIA level tactics,
instantly.
Like, we've had a second thought.
You know, with Fowretown,
turning to me being enlisted as a witness to Colfier.
I haven't this trained to study on why I keep getting
listening to situations like this.
This is like the third time up until this point
that I had the chance to join the main plot of this server.
all completely by accident, too.
This time though, I would be doing what I did best, observing.
As our travels began though, we were quick to discover that the infection was there to follow.
Let me just ignore the inflection, I hold home a guy that's getting completely overrun by the infection.
We might have to fight a few pieces.
Just right.
That's right, yeah.
Just right.
And basically.
No boats makes life real hard.
You have to fear, probably,
a lonely at this point.
There's no bait.
What is it that time to get there?
Nice shot.
I'm planning on just having as many victims as this possible.
Just like I live in Norway so the P is I can't be a gay for a second. I thought you were gonna say because you're in Norway legally can't kill like a
What is I
W job with a whole group laughs that feels good
Who knows right
You got the whole group giggling
I know. Oh, why somebody fancy that already? Probably. I was on here. Yeah, I don't know what I'm here.
What the fuck's that sound? Very scary.
Dude, I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Dude, I'm so scared right now. I'm so scared.
Oh, Brad. So freaking your tire team was exactly what I said not to do.
I'm gonna just watch
Big big eggs is not fucking happy about this
He is not fucking happy from up here man. Yeah
That's right life
The actual staying right here. I'm just
For the lack of a better term. I was a fish out of water here. What was I supposed to do anyway?
I could manage to talk my way into not getting killed by other people, but there wasn't
any negotiating with the Phoenix.
I always did make sense that Phoenix would be here, anyway, with this being the fire
temple and whatnot.
As long as I get my distance, I felt pretty untouchable.
Further into the temple, I'd like to enlarge room with a park-core area.
This was about as far as I was willing to go, one because I didn't want to get skill checked
in front of a live studio audience, and two, I had the attack power of a wet napkin.
I left the inevitable boss to the people who were more prepared for it.
I've got a chance to give idea and retrospect, since the limit of seven people I was hearing
so much about corresponded to the boss area itself, they would absolutely not want me there.
And so, with no other options, I waited.
So, bacon pancakes needed, this is guys named Kefir, to unlock the room or some shit.
I thought they're about to hash them, she'll help.
They're off to fight the Phoenix.
He's in chat, oh my bad.
Cold fear, cold fear.
Brother, it's fucking midnight.
Go to bed, like, what are you yelling at me for?
Like, go to bed, bro.
It's midnight.
Anyway.
the shot.
They're on baking.
They're looking a bossfight or something.
They have to be.
They can die.
They just can't see.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Red died.
Um, um.
We're at almost God. We believe this is really bad. We lost our entire council.
We lost faith and we lost bread and we lost microwave.
Basically all the Phoenix feathers that are gathered.
I don't know what it said, but it's said something in the line allowing lines like
which it was like her.
Torox, you're 33 minutes right.
Into the nose after the mouth. Let's get to be fine.
Throw to something. So any Phoenix feathers gathered now are useless.
We have one intact Phoenix feather.
I don't know if we should eat these.
Yeah, I don't know if the arm god will mask me.
It's great to help Thai.
This is my lucky mark moment.
Yeah, guys.
Oh, they're really coming back.
Crest amating lovable emerge from the fight.
Maybe not in the skates, but still alive.
The little folks was part of the 7 we went into,
our came in God, if you recall.
recall. Microwave, bread, and bacon would not emerge from the chamber. Simple gold would
be assassinated shortly after. For reasons I didn't know at the time nor cared enough,
honestly. Back at the surface.
Hell yeah.
The fellow guy had a camera on me. There they were. The three most important people on
the server, a top of jungle tree addressing us on the next steps to saving the island.
I drew night with hand for a short bit before vaguely falling a group back to the main island.
They hardly noticed I was falling behind, leaving me to Bob and leave a couple of Phoenixes
by myself. I'd eventually circle all the way back to Tuffetania, where a roundtable meeting
was being held.
And Microwave just died.
What was the red voice?
This first...
Okay.
That was my social limit today.
And just like that, I was on my second lap of exploring.
Opting to stick to the coast instead of putting myself in Phoenix territory, I talked to
my chat about civilization videos.
in one of these civilizations as a lens of a content creator.
It's interesting to be like, because you don't really see too many videos about like people's
own like stories in these kinds of servers.
That's where I always thought was a bit strange.
Before you see their POV and they're the hero of this story,
you only really see the story from the perspective of the person who runs the event,
think like somebody like Ish.
Now that I'm here, it makes sense because they're just so much going on.
There's so many people, everybody has their own politics going on.
It's like you never know the full story until you watch somebody like
issue goes through everything like that.
I'm still going to try my hand at scripting something out of this, making something
semi-coherent out of it, but it's interesting, I guess.
It's more interesting, like in my case, you're like, this is my story.
This is what I was doing this entire time.
Like I met this humanitarian cookie guy. I saw a bunch of people die a terrible death in a boss fight. I almost died 10,000 building times.
The only time I seen a personal story in civilizations is the Canadian cartel from issues vids. I think yeah, and like I was I looked up in there as like a
Like a group of people who did like a whole breaking bed did in one of those videos. It's kind of synonymous with like my whole messaging and like my
Roblox video. Everybody has like you know, I'm not gonna lie.
He's one of the worst businessmen of all time for own personal stories in these games.
We may never know what it's fascinating to know that like, and they exist.
Everybody here, all 200 people have their own story, right?
The first person who died, the person who's like, everybody knows the most, I guess, right?
I think he traded for two diamonds and gave up four Phoenix feathers.
is uncanny what the hell are they doing to my peer man that's not even mine
actually that's very impressive though
how it is just nice to be home honestly this return after accidentally
tagging along in the main plot yeah we had that we had to get back to basics here
very interesting how everybody has themselves down his home yet no money is
actually one half into your business. No way, that fella. He seems he was a
bruise. I don't know what he did but he seemed to have ordered me.
All right, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to wife. Finally we're back to fucking
Fish and bro. I mean it might have been a 30 minute 30 minute interlude from
this year I'm just fishing.
FAMBEWA, FISHEN!
N�, n' n' no ...
Yeeeep, Nooo
N' 실제로 dude
Wait a while, I got this
with the impending friend of him for the section
and you discover he's arising.
How will this fish woman keep doing what he looks?
Find out next
tomorrow on
Trapical Islands civilization
And that was day three.
There were a couple of times where the story could have ended up being a lot shorter than I'd digress.
I was alive, back home, and doing what I loved.
Yep.
That infection was getting exceptionally evil, though.
More and more people were dropping out, including our journalist, zero.
If this infection wasn't stopped, it could mean the end of everything as we knew it.
That was day three.
As for me, though, I was exactly where I belonged.
In fact, I was so comfortable with my position, I decided to leave the server just as it got extended in other 15 minutes.
It'll be there for me tomorrow anyway.
I wouldn't have had longer recording sessions or they feel kind of long.
In a way, I logged on to find the Emerald Coast exactly as I'd always imagined it.
Just me, my fishing rod, and the sea.
No more chatting neighbors, no more meetings, no more random acts of kindness.
It was everything I wanted to fit to be, just a humble small business situated by the coast, free of any activity team disruptive.
It was absolutely perfect.
Infection.
But why didn't it fuel right?
No, there.
The skies were deeper orange ash descended from the sky.
The world was on the verge of ending, and nearly every single person on the server had banded together to rally up the volcano.
the volcano, we're dying, trying.
An acquired moment of self-reflection,
I thought about how much the quarterly parts
of my plan had changed.
My business was hard or even a business.
Yeah, thank you, yeah, your business fucking sucks.
My only food transaction didn't even let me anything in return.
I was surrounded by people who weren't looking for profits,
but were instead looking for the survival of their fellow men.
Yet here I was expecting some kind of deposit for my troubles.
What kind of a person did that make me?
I'd go on the such lengths to avoid developing any kind of rapport with much of anyone.
He had here I was getting nutty putty with four other dudes and even giving them two of the most valuable items on the island for free.
They lost him in trade, two people who had lost nearly everything they held dear to them.
Pick themselves back up off the ground and continue the good fight.
I watched the people of Tuffetania lose three of their leaders in one fell swoop.
And again, here I was completely completion in their losses,
Stangling the one feather I had left in front of them like it was keys to a baby.
I didn't deserve any of this.
There was nothing for me at the arm of the coast anymore.
How long is the infection was still running rampant?
Too many people had died protecting the home I had taken for granted.
If there was even one person as complacent as me, the life-eyed Grimm's so accustomed
to was going to end.
But luckily for me, I still had one more chance to make things right.
With that, I got my things together one last time.
It's too late to apologize to Rose for being reclusive.
Maybe it's too late to lend tough tani in my last feather.
Maybe it's-
I did I actually think they just thought you were socially enough to not reclusive.
It's too late to be a hero.
But this infection was going to end, and I was going to be there for it.
But to be-
One last look at the town that I traded me so low,
and promised I'd be back by the next sunrise.
Holding my breath steady,
if I pass the infection gates for the final time.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
It's tough here.
The source of the infection lies within this funnel gate, just a couple blocks from an
impromptu shelter.
Despite the huge amounts of people here, we were waiting for Colfier to arrive at the third
and final key.
Once he gets here, Quintus paid the gate would open, and we'll get our only shot at survived
will.
With the amount of player activity around me, I felt safe enough to pause my flashback
and can't escape.
My death was greatly exaggerated.
Oh wow, okay, yeah, I see that there's so many Jesus Christ, who are we waiting for?
That's 3K holidays. I'm pretty sure.
Call for your low keep. Oh, I guess we'll never know. It was just me. I was the only, I was the only
Smoke who got the DC. Okay.
I hope you're your Loki throwing right now.
Tentacles took over a flower town.
I'm fortunate.
Oh, really? They got to your arc?
Yeah. Wow, yeah, we should probably go there.
They surrounded the arc.
We need comfort.
Look at him!
How are you?
I don't need it. I don't need it. If I die I die. If I die I die I die. Sorry man.
Oh.
Kill the Edmin.
Kill the Edmin.
Kill the Edvin.
I'm just kidding.
I just did 3-0 highway.
Dude I can't nicknye it.
Make it back, guys.
Missed a place.
You know, they were close to cinema, they were close to cinema, you know what I'm saying?
But it's just like imagine you're watching Oppenheimer and then you just, the bomb goes off and everyone's going to watch that, shake mouth.
Six, seven, six, seven, I do took my-
Oh, cheese. Oh, cheese.
Is it a shitlock now?
There's a- There is a Phoenix behind you guys, so you know?
There's a Phoenix behind whatever.
Pro thinks he's on the team.
Oh, you guys, you're blooots, you're diving these blooots!
I'm not worried about it.
Okay, there's a guy with no armor on following us, right?
Looks so cute. It's like, don't I die.
I don't, but I believe we're missing.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah, I got my diamond trim, mother boots. It's all I need in this rope.
They're gone.
They broke!
No!
No, my time encrusted teams.
Don't worry about it, brother.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, Jesus.
We made it.
Oh, we made it.
I'm chill.
As you may.
As if some stars are going to begin to start in.
I've come a long way from where I am.
His aura is so deafening that people can't handle being around
without armor. It's making them feel feeble.
I started both physically and mentally too, taking my familiar stance of distance from the
action, it wasn't only for the scourge of the volcano revealed itself.
Oh, shh, shh.
This was it, the final battle. The only thing that stood between no sense or why will it
be everlasting in front of. I'm one who've been a long way from home, but this is where
I had to be.
It wasn't about surviving by only fishing anymore.
It was about surviving by joining my fellow man in the great pool of life and death.
The only thing I had to do now was to jump in.
What the hell are you about to do?
I feel he's gonna easily die.
I'm sure I'll do it somewhere about it.
I'm telling me brother you're telling me.
They can't handle you or not.
They can't handle you or not.
Make it eye-calfour just got murked
I'm chill dude. I'm chill. Don't worry a bit. What's up, man? How you doing? I'm all right. I'm all right, thank you
Oh
I'm gonna get back back back back back!
Oh, no!
Hey, wait!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
Oh, no!
You sure can't get with the fucking face, bro.
I'm getting back, I don't know about this, man.
Second face, second face!
Second face!
Second face!
Second face!
There I was, somehow the only guy stupid enough to fight a giant fiery bird from hell
without not only chest peace and leggings, but now without any swag too.
I thought about all the arts people had over the last four days.
Rose, L, Snugget, Willfus.
This is the culmination of everything they had worked towards.
The end of the infection.
To preserve the water so that thunderheads like me can spend an in the exorbitant amount of time
fishing.
I thought about the people who, up until this point, and I somehow outlived.
Three lost his life within the first minute of the flight.
Wolfier and Bacon passed not long after.
Warf was next.
Red live.
The thought about him who died right outside the gate.
Zero in an expedition of their own in pursuit of a top story.
Nois, one of the first people I'd met on day one, now go on too.
And then I thought about all the times I shouldn't have died.
A drop from jungle trees, a cave expedition going wrong to a missed up in the sand.
All the people I'd met along the way had made me nearly
intouchable for every source of harm. Perhaps, in a way, this is what the looks that was.
A truly random chance to send me packing at any given moment,
only to hit that safe spot every single time. That turned the flower count that path I took
outside the volcano. But people like Howard behind this entire time.
Truth be told, what was the only reason I was alive right now? But you want to know the thing about
Look, it runs out eventually, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much you prepare, and it runs out.
So, my dear viewer, it's time to answer that question.
Could you survive in my craft civilization event by only fishing?
Yeah, I think it could.
But that was never what this was about, right?
It's just a deal, just that pony, another warrior, she didn't practice.
So over for me, it's over for me, it's over, it's so over, it's so over, it's so over,
it's so over, it's so over, it's so over, it's so unbearably over, it's so over,
Close.
We serve faces.
We're coming face to face.
That changed that to me.
Physical world that whoever built this
Damn bro, more to a better percentages and more.
Hey, he turned me dripped live, that's cool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
beautiful video. It's made by rifts, wars, rifts, what is it called? rifts something?
rift events. Is there like a main POV of this event? Or do they run an event
without any intention of creating content from it.
Interesting.
They have a discord.
Wow.
Ah, that's a bigger bid.
I think what's cool about it is
It's not about the main character, you know what I mean?
I'm almost happy that he died at the end.
Like I think it's a better ending that he died than if he had lived.
If he had lived he really just got carried to a W.
It would have been like Bill Trin and on the Dodgers last year at the World Series.
Like, did nothing and got the ring regardless.
You know, dying is what in a way completed the character arc.
Going and dying, I should say.
Going and dying is what completed the character arc.
I wish you some more feathers be used.
I mean, I think that's the point, like,
anytime there's a main quest storyline,
the dialogue was who gives a fuck about that.
Anyway, I'm gonna go fish it, you know what I mean?
Like, until the very end,
because it wasn't about the keys and the phoenix
and the whatever, it was about the life of the fisherman
and how it got impacted by the lies of everyone around him.
No, that was sweet.
That was a sweet video.
You know what?
I'll crown it best video of 26,
now we're only two weeks deep.
I think it'll get de-throwed, but hey,
it holds a title right now.
Hasn't been de-throwed yet.
and
anyway shout out loopy chat
shout out loopy
w editing, w script, w music choice
and great video
a real good watch
all right, chat, I have
I have, I have, join the Beast Discord. I'm 30 years old. I shouldn't.
I just don't think I should be in Minecraft Discord at 30.
Not for me.
Not for me to be honest.
One quick rank game, you know that sentence doesn't exist.
you know there's no such thing as a quick ranked game. Now I've got
something a lot better than a ranked game. Okay. I got something a lot better.
Today we're going to be going full racist. For the first time in months we are
getting back on the rift we are back racing today we're playing grand to
reasonable, which I think it'll be a very fun sponsorship, a grand-to-reason-o-added
a bunch of new DLC called the PowerPack DLC, and they've asked me to play it on stream
on more than delighted to do so.
So thank you to Sony for sponsoring this part of the stream chat.
It's time to race.
It's time to race.
Let me do this real quick.
I can't see much of work.
Okay, I set up a new monitor, I think this will work.
I think this will work.
I pray this will work.
Oh, Tim, you're to got me.
Change the difficulty to low in settings.
Are you trying to install me right now?
Or is that good advice?
Chant of my gang roasted?
Or is that good advice?
Cause I can't tell.
All right, if I do this, can y'all see?
If I do this, can y'all hear?
It's a little loud, yeah?
Prior to his frame rate, bro, my computer can not handle anything.
Oh, classical?
You know what I've been thinking about recently I did this a couple of years ago you guys might remember I hired an orchestra to record music
Upload it for free on YouTube for other people to use in videos and whatnot. I thought about doing a new batch of songs
But I'm not sure yet
That'd be cool. It is cool a cost a hundred thousand dollars last time though
it cost a quick 100k which isn't like in and I didn't make that money back I wasn't close to making that money back I should
add
that's something to a millionaire like you know that's something that's something to a millionaire
like me that's yeah no that's something bro that's a there I say a lot
should I not just do expert in my not that guy
all right let's do expert
Oh my god, I love the classical music.
Okay, it's all about the line.
Do you have one hand steering? Oh yeah, one hand on the... on the...
Okay, money to lower the difficulty.
The question is how far can you make it before the song ends?
Break, I don't need to.
that's kind of a good turn though
one of the capacity and blue
on your right.
Nice, where to save it.
Hey!
Thanks, Evan.
I should be able to get the outside lane, these guys are slow as hell.
Where my breathtaking girlfriend message me?
Oh, that's getting quiet.
I feel like that last second one a little quick and anyone disagree with me on that.
You died in the tutorial.
I don't feel like that's a fair interpretation of what happened.
Of the graphics where the graphics bad I feel like it looks fine.
I want to say a big thank you for keeping me entertained since 2019.
Your streams and videos helped me throughout the highs and lows of school and now
University. Keep it up. Godread Bull Gamer. Thank you very much for our
appreciate that very much. Thank you very much. Thank you.
The capture cars shooting itself with HDR.
That was actually really clean.
You have to disable it in the Playstation settings.
HDR off.
How's that?
Xbox off
Good Jifts
to
do this is united air lines
this is the united airlines theme song with a time to put the seapoth on
this is for him we love you to
yeah since i get any of that money
for me. Should be fine. I looked in the rear view a little long. It's fine.
I thought I would lightly tap the break and turn the wheel as hard as I could.
I don't suck up as I'm doing well, breaking's kind of hard, oh well, I'm really
yet
I just don't want to fail the tutorial again, like I'm getting a little embarrassed.
Which is a Porsche 356 A-1500 GT Cup.
I'm so sorry.
Put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up, put him up!
This song reminds me of Hey Arnold.
You're the classical tractor hitting.
Oh God, I don't want to lose again.
I'm so close.
I'm so close!
I was quite zero one miles away from Silver.
the
1956 Porsche has ABS. Can I say that? I don't think they got it.
Oh my waiting for...
I'm waiting for my download. Okay, that's fine.
Okay, that actually is perfect because I have to pee so bad anyway.
So I'm gonna let the music bang and I'm gonna go pee real quick.
But I also want to try the Japanese broom.
All right, hold up. pee real quick.
Listen, though, triple dozens, listen, though!
I made a decision, y'all.
It's pizza night.
I have a side of bro, it's pizza night.
I'm holding firm on it.
You
You
You
You
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I'm gonna have to stop.
up, is there added friction to L2 for breaking? Can the PS5 control do that? Can it
Adresistence, that's kind of cool.
Adaptive Force.
Oh, what do you know to add a tech?
and
that's been things as a piece three
yeah I mean I've had that on console games
only a few games that you could go back to console from PC
got a war
or Gran Turismo, Spider-Man, do the thing that's going to make me open up mind
Nintendo Switch, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing for Nintendo, the thing that makes me want to open up my Switch is
This week, a game's update.
That's not exactly AAA.
I do want to play the Nintendo Exclusive from SoftGame.
you address the allegations that you are personally responsible for the air pollution in
SLC because you wanted to look more like a man.
The air pollution is worse I've discovered this in Utah regardless it's worse in LA.
It's because it's the damn mountain.
It's a bowl.
And the bad air goes to the bottom of the bowl.
It's especially bad in the winter, I think, probably because the cold and stuff.
Yeah, I was thinking we run that one back.
Should I try expert?
This is to see what it's like.
Mods prediction do I spin?
Mods?
Prets?
It feels faster.
Wait, do they not tell me?
Not a spin, technically not a spin.
as you know breaking points
oh god
technically not a spin
it's the NASCAR I'm running the I'm riding the outside NASCAR
just a good way to break
use your brakes, I don't know where to use my brakes without a turning point and I'm literally
useless.
These are intuition, I don't have any, I'm a robot.
Tell me what it breaks, tell me what it does.
Excuse me, Jaguar E-Type.
No stopping.
Chin up, Rake.
Do you think this sign is a joke?
Nailed it?
Now that it's okay, Lord.
You can come home now.
But I'm actually doing well by the way.
Not a spin out.
Just a very sharp break.
Shaps, who else is missing the birth of their firstborn to watch this epic game play?
Who up is the firstborn's birth?
That might be bad news.
nailed it
Your spot your supposed to not hit the walls because somebody confirms that true
Hey, lots. How did you deal with the French Revolution was it a rough time for you?
Well, did you be smooth it?
I just got a beast one of that shit. Yeah, okay?
unfortunately my family is like the the in bread that's not royal in bread like
just the in bread for I guess she's in giggles because I think it's most of the
royal in bread that got kind of you know I actually know that like real
should I nail that?
Alright let's try the hardest map on the hardest difficulty.
Can I make it manual?
Cheturn ABS off?
Why are you fan of the most normie sports teams?
The Dodgers, the Patriots and the Charlotte Hornets?
I saw that, Normie.
How do I shift gear?
This performance must be wide-rake-may-fold.
Let's see him to not you.
What do I do this?
Wait, Drake made it what to Jinksy?
This performance must be why Drake may follow Jinks to see him to not you.
He follows Jinksy.
We've lost Jigsie because he's 23 years old in Jigsie's hilarious.
How nice of a gear!
X
Doesn't jinx you just shot make funny faces. I mean if that's what I did that's actually pretty good start to be honest
Oh god
I'm a 25 and up guy, people who are 25 and up in both Minecraft.
How have you been trusted in real cars?
Dude, I asked myself that constantly.
Oh, that caught up like that.
Okay, I don't know if I'm cut out for that.
the
let me say expert I just need to turn off
manual transmission I can't handle that
you still drive the K truck
Not every day, but yeah.
Can you drop manual IRL?
Yeah, you you have to for the race.
For the F4 is it did?
but also my first car was manual, I don't know why to be honest, I don't know why, maybe because of your pain or some shit.
Mods, do I finish the race successfully, yes or no? Preds.
10
10
10
10
10
10
any news on tip to tip China.
Yeah, I was actually thinking about doing my big announcement during the
Gran Turismo sponsored stream.
They get a Sony for sponsoring the stream,
check out Gran Turismo and the new power pack DLC.
That was my idea, but you know what?
I didn't have it fully prepared.
Some people will be a little bit.
and
saved it
for believers
you see what Kai said
we watch this video unless you're talking about
you know I didn't really follow along at all
I saw there was a big drama with the Mount Rushmore streamers
But I didn't really follow it, I don't really know what happened.
No! It's a twist! It's a drift! It's an amazing drift!
Shoot, they were gonna change our tires boy
I might actually succeed by the way
it's because I keep pressing circle to break instead of L2 and circles like in honor
off break like I'm basically making the hand.
Blue Ocean Station though, the Blue Ocean Station though!
And that's sometimes we just don't hit a free quad.
Chow shut far building to not the apex tournament.
tell me's there right now in real life he's been talking weird ever since he got there
he keeps talking about how Japan's a very clean place and then he just drops the
thinking face emoji I wonder why
I don't know what it means about that
you are the in-bred max for step in and I can see you doubted on me for
this race. Thanks man. Appreciate that bro. Speed out of the corner is more important
in the corner we got this go go go
Okay, that's kind of sick that feels good man
That actually feels good, man.
Do you see both Red Bull team's liveries?
I saw a tweet saying that, and I didn't Google the word liveries, so I didn't know what it meant.
It's the coloring of the F1 car, like a paint scheme.
Oh.
No way you're that dumb.
So you just spawned knowing the word liveries.
Red Bulls livery's.
Can I say something controversial?
it looks the exact same. Tim can you pull it up on the screen?
What changed?
Isn't that the same as the last years?
20-25. Oh, last year is more black, and this year is more blue.
Oh, that's cool.
Okay, let's go for gold.
Are you guys just passionate about F1 or are you guys like design people who are really excited by like design and liveries?
Like I can't tell the offensive what I'm saying comes from like F1.
like how dare you. That is Scotch blue and the last one was midnight blue.
of
to
the
eels in the jacals and some.
I did not
who registered
I just discovered burly yaws.
That's what I've been listening to.
and
kind of hits
you're pronouncing your own yeah probably that kind of happens when you read words though
no I pronounce it right at a total I was twenty seven but I discovered it was retata
the
I
looking good I know five four sevens is kind of a lot
but I if I don't split up I think I got it
to take like
What is it my head that like I say is
It's like that, and I instantly...
How do you feel about rivals of Ethan's frequent matches?
Love the game BTW, but something great about Smash Metal is watching counterplay develop.
Yeah, they got a tough comparison, right?
And also, even in your own example, there were a lot of patches to smash.
And I think if you ask people about how they feel about ultimate, they wish there was a couple more.
people are not very pumped about smash ultimates current meta
but I don't know, I think in general
people like patches as far as they help the character that they play
and dislike them as far as they hurt the character they play
but I don't think it's a bad thing to patch a game
I
Wear plan the same song. I'm trying to get gold on this
It's not going well. Oh, but I actually love you. I could get gold here
Because I'm already a four
Six and I have 30 on the block
I don't know the song's gonna end I think it's really
low
while I had to talk about what I'm trying to do like let's as drive like I keep
pressing into a wall of its know talk
It'll be a new PV.
Come close to be honest.
0.9 away, 0.09.
Yeah, I needed to not crash.
I needed to not crash one time.
is 6.7 still on Vogue. I don't even think saying on Vogue's on Vogue. You're proving
a lot. Should we do one prediction for will I get gold? Oh, we just did one. I think it's
about done. Oh, I'm the fastest in my friend group. Wait, W, I'm just going to wait.
I loved your SpongeBob dance, buddy.
Thanks.
Streamers way to do anything at the end of their clip farms like a live studio audience
show weights for people to stop laughing.
Dude, I have to, like, unpack that sentence.
Streamer waits to do something at the end of their clip like live show audience
way to clap at the end of the clapping.
What did that, we'll say?
Apache, thank you.
Hasard Geek, got to thank you.
Yay!
Uh...
Uh...
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, d, d-100 million copies sold worldwide.
What a ridiculously large number, enter a nickname while changing.
Well, driving.
Ooh, OK.
Coots.
This is a setting for confident racers AI-controlled rival cars and world sugar racers
will be faster allowing you to compete at a higher level.
Kazunoriya Mutj.
Paribordopari.
Can I come play to something? I did not realize the Japanese studio development
recentals, that ignorant.
Genuinely until this second I thought it was an American game.
It's a time in the intro.
Yeah, but his kind of fire, shall I skip it?
I don't know, I'm kind of into it.
It's kind of beautiful.
The song's better.
like it if you tell me this is the outro for pork and rosso I would believe you
whoo
not a phone inside the good old days
the
you know is a phenomenon that's happening I think in life I think as the human species we
develop the way to get good at stuff and find out who the best people in the world are
at stuff that competitions very fierce you know what I'm saying like we're reaching
theoretical human limits in a lot of things
I feel like to be one of the best racers in 1945.
Maybe I'll go a little later, 1953.
You could be a drunkard smoking cigarettes,
a hundred and ninety-eight pounds.
And you might just get it done.
Now you're going to be a well-crafted oiled machine of a man.
Do the intro ruled.
I don't know why I want to skip that.
transition
shit
What do car games look so good?
I imagine most of making a car game is a physics engine
And then just modeling a shit ton of cars and making environments for the track.
It's pretty straightforward.
That's like all you have to do.
I mean, all you have to do.
You do it really well.
the
they would drink
on pit stops at the mall you have a leave it road
face
ok can i be honest there's no way that car would box out
why are we still watching this if i'm gonna be totally transparent i don't know how to skip it
i've been like enjoying it enough though that i'm not like gonna figure it out but i don't know how
I press every button, look at me telling you I press everyone, that's why I took a screenshot.
Dude, everything I hear about Lamont, it sounds like a nightmare of an event.
Is that a K truck? Is that a K truck?
Can I raise with a K truck?
Oh my god. Okay, we're getting a K truck.
I have 5 million credits. I'm so rich.
Hi, you must be aircoots. Are you ready for your new adventure? Nice to meet you. My name is Sarah. I'll be your guide.
Let me start by asking you have you ever traveled the world of Gran Turismo? No, I haven't.
The world is all about cars. The world is vast rich and in depth. Aircoots, let's get out of there and explore this new world.
First of all, you'll need a car. There's used car dealership that offers cars that are reasonable price. Let's check it out.
Sarah's gonna say I'm in a lower tax bracket. Sarah, I couldn't get a new car.
Hi, you must be on your first trip out.
My name is Andy, and I'm the owner of this dealer shirt nice to meet you.
Hi, Andy.
Right now, there's a lineup of cars we have in stock.
Andy, can you give air to you some advice about picking a car?
Yeah, no problem.
When choosing your car, pay attention to the PP.
As well as looks and price, sorry.
PP says for performance points and indicates how fast a car is.
The more PP the better, that's my guess.
This includes engine power aerodynamic handling and other things,
things the higher the PP the faster the stronger the car is since you're just starting out on your new adventure
it's good to throw the Japanese compact car. Oh the cars in stock that would be these through the
HANA FIT, Toyota Aqua and the Mazda Demio. I'm not driving no Honda FIT like an integrity is not a bad first option.
I'm not doing no Honda fit, bro.
I watch this guy on TikTok and all he does is he puts money into an integral.
Um, do I have to buy anything? He's not a one of my of course.
Is there a new card, deal with shit?
You don't get it bro. I got 5 million credits get the RX7
That's like to Tokyo drift or yeah, not Tokyo drift. What am I thinking? What's a show? I've never seen it
days out of who
And you should be
I
Like the empresa I
Can't tell you I think the Porsche is kind of ugly
Maybe that's some hate a rage shit
I think the Lamborghini's are horrendously ugly
I hate Alfa Romeo's
I like the new Porsche's
Dodge Superbies overplayed I think the impresses my favorite car on this list right now
like if every car on this list, I think the most beautiful is the impregnate
I kind of like the M3
but it's missing something for me, I like the Lancer 2
I'm gonna go impregnate
you
you have no class maybe not
you have no style I mean I just like what I like
Right, isn't that normal? I
Just look at it and I know that I like it
I have no context of you know, it's rare to you whatever. I just think it looks the coolest
Cafe for car enthusiasts. Can we talk to people here?
A cafe shrouded in the woods. This is a special place for people who love cars, including
car designers. There are also special menus for people like you.
I don't want Aircoups to go inside.
Oh, so here it goes. Just starting to get a new adventure, right?
Luca!
You not only serve food and drinks, but also provide the special menu.
Aren't they playing?
like a K-K slider version of, um, what's the name?
Yeah, setty, Eric setty.
The choir all three cars, dude. Why are you gonna make me buy a demio with Honda fan the Toyota Aqua bro?
What's a roulette ticket?
This does feel like a really good game to learn about cars because I'm like so ignorant on cars
Golosio. Let's get the cars. Like I talk to Agent sometimes like he is such a passion for cars and like I not my head when he talks but I have no idea what that man is talking about like genuinely.
and
and
if he's a take care of all the cars wait as you get my re-let's take it dang it
okay student of mott mott motoring history
congrats you succeeded in getting all three cars this completes collection of boy do I have some stories tell you about these cars let's talk later
Let's take a good look at these cars in here at Lucas and say, listen carefully, it will deepen your knowledge.
I got one star roulette ticket.
He's going to teach me about the demio.
Turn combat car itself, explain it to Rates, a car with shorter wheel bases and less spacious and tierious.
The combat nature makes an agile, making them popular with new drivers.
Japanese combat cars are famous for their technical prowess.
For example, the diesel engine in the 4th gen Demios considered one of Mazus' true masterpieces.
Dude, it's a diesel!
They're also the third gen Honda Fit, which is the most fuel-fishing car in Japan where it is released.
Finally, a Toyota Aqua and other compact that was great fuel efficiency in excellent handling.
As you can see, many combat cars have ended up becoming all-time classics.
Okay, am I crazy is the Honda Fit and all-time classic?
Is that an all-time classic?
Is it?
I'm not trying to be a hater, I'm just, I'm just asking for a phone.
How do I use Chad? How do I use the lottery ticket I got?
Or the roulette ticket?
Is it gifts?
Oh my god, I love all the classical music they're using
Okay, okay, okay, okay, give me a car give me a car give me a car
Little body sign I
Spent more on the chorus man. I spent the course cut. I
I'm going to get my food.
I'm going to get my food at your.
I'm back.
Do the songs awesome.
I love this song.
to
try race
Wait, I want to do the power pack races, what do I find those?
I gotta unlock it, I don't know how to do that.
Whoa.
Dude, the marble logo looks so dope.
It's bad for you, but like, I don't know,
I just think it maybe it's just because the marketing,
it's worked on me through my life.
to
race
the
Well, for cars, whatever you can do to get ahead in this world, and I'm using the
bank in to stay on, not a lot of banking here, I've got a break, probably right here.
A little, little late, or a little early in the gas, let's go out, let's go in.
take the gas, nailed it, I don't think we need breaks here, just full gas, good track with good use of track with
I don't know if I can do this.
Dude, I just got to turn better.
I'm sitting Thomson now.
What are you doing?
Ride your race. Don't worry about the person front of you. You're looking at your line. You're looking at your race.
You'll let them affect your race.
Well played. Didn't even lose any time at all there. I got passed by another card.
and
the control
I mean top four's up at a sort of the
I'm sure they have not meant to wait, right?
It's part of the ad-given controller in frame, it's just all you hold it to.
Defense?
We can make it past here, I think we can pass for our lady.
This is BMW, shake it back!
I forgot the break!
by the wall
I mean P2 I'm still happy with P2 I'm pretty behind there's no way I catch up here
Well, I mean if I can end P2 or the race where I feel like I started a bit far behind that's pretty good
That's pretty good
Did you the Sunday cup to progress, really?
You did a custom race rather than just the campaign race really?
Nice cause.
I'll be locking.
Like why am I peeing?
the
while my losing to two two of the pre-assets right now
They use the banking. Should be fine there.
Gotta go a little bit lean on in.
I wonder how hard it actually is to do NASCAR. I feel like it could be very mentally taxing.
But obviously the technical ability of it doesn't seem as difficult as F1 races,
but the mental exhaustion's gotta be there.
Yeah, also physically is probably pretty rough.
I don't want to have the job, like if I could trade, I wouldn't do it.
the
my dad drove nascar left after a bad crash
that's scary
five hundred lapsed you that's just a foggy in game
Right. Clean race bonus. That's not really what I call it, but I'll take it.
Wallride, brother bandit.
So that progressed me?
I feel like I didn't progress me.
This feels like it's progressing me.
Who the hell is Solis?
But what a licensed center.
I'm Daniel Solis, your coach for the National.
I'm also a Gran Turismo teacher.
You'll be able to polish your driving.
Come on, let's try it out.
I mean, could I just skip all this and just go straight to my super license?
You can't try the final score, okay.
I thought I would check.
I thought you could do like a dual-ling though, like, bro, let me just test to see if
I can skip this whole entire chapter.
Some are covered in the designated area 40 meters ahead.
Close. Close.
I got bronze for five.
Don't let that bronze, Chet.
the
big count the mileage from that race
that
I don't have one of them.
That was the worst apex I've ever seen how was that silver.
It wasn't the worst, bro.
Now you try to be hurt for me
All right, watch this, tell the haters out there, check this out.
that was clean
three
three of the mark I got a gluten free cheese pizza for cutie and then a non-blutin free sausage and mushroom for me
But then she was like I don't really care if I'm gluten free today, so I just want to have an app
Get goldnourished, fetch your racing skills Captain Jam, do you want to give me their spec that is over what?
Why are you using a man ordering gluten free pizza with some gluten free pizza?
Loki sometimes gloom free crest is better.
That's a lie. Just say you've never had cauliflower crust beats in my bone through day.
I mean, obviously it's not better than the best gluten full crust, right?
Like, obviously the best pizza press you can get is always gonna have gluten in it.
But sometimes with gluten free crust, like a cauliflower crust, at a basic ass pizza place,
it's gonna be better than the normal crust.
I'll give you the example, Pioleji.
Why is the crash in making sale?
Oh, I barely crashed!
the
the
time on the breaks for a need of ice and silver
I've heard a Ryan Trai trans new micrasseries I don't watch it though.
Excellent. Might be cold. Could be silver. Probably bronze.
I
Do's your IRL racing experience help
No, no
I mean I know you know I know about cornering and about the apex, you know I know about my entry speed my
But like I'm just none of its pieces together
the
this might be a gold is might be a silver probably lost
that's your iron car you're just walking around with the civic type are
okay swag
Ryan Trehan's getting candy is coded. I got some yesterday at Target. Maybe it's last week.
All right, is the full exam.
why why why track limits I was respecting them you know to change your oil
Yeah, I'd go to Jiffy-Luting and pay the guy like 70 bucks.
The cool thing too is when you do that, then you find out there's a bunch of new issues
with your car and you can just pay to get that stuff fixed too.
Every time I go I only end up spending like $700 in all the shit's fixed.
I think God I was here, otherwise I would have known.
Turn!
Don't let down.
Now it.
I'll take that.
I pass.
You're probably a past, passing ZW.
is this a long
time it looks like it
collector three Lopez congrats on getting your national be licensed I'm cock
cool I'm Lopez in charge of national a license
and
and to get all gold
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I did this.
Thank you, Luca.
we should buy these cars fiat many in a vaults wagon
the
just these ones yeah
is the
still popular
Okay I just haze the whole pizza.
Why don't we know who went to the car or like common knowledge in the same way we know
I like the plane, we're like the phone.
Like I couldn't tell you, made the car.
No, it's definitely not Henry Ford.
Henry Ford's old thing was he was the first one
to come up with a successful mass production.
He invented the liner, whatever you want to call it.
Like, line production.
But he didn't invent the car.
Was it Carl Benz?
Assembly lines up.
Yes, he didn't invent it.
no offense you stink of American education and I also got American education. I've
just had to relearn some things that are incorrect about it. Now lucky for you
it's pretty late in Europe so most of them aren't watching but it's tough to be
to be disignory.
Oh, nighttime.
to an insha
welcome aircoots high-rupper
let's get some done-law tires bro
I don't know what any of these do.
New air filter, new sports muffler, let's get some sports brake pads, throw me a weight
reduction, let's get some streets suspension, alright easy, let's get it all.
Watch it install before racing.
Just like at the Jiffy Loubis, sir.
Came for an oil change, left with brand new tires.
Wait, we have a new Star Relet.
They're
this in three
was the way we don't get one of thektion and them attending testing
to
much
to the
dark
That's...
Oh, when you buy the parts it auto includes them, oh, that's nice.
That's good quality of life.
Finish in the top three of the high speed ring track day world circuit.
Okay.
Yeah, so do it.
Looks like nice big straight, big white turn, nice big straight.
Few hair pins called a day.
It should be easy.
You start PA?
Going up against frag.
the
was Sony aware of how bad you were when they sponsored you
I don't think they think I'm bad
yes
okay we can just hold our speed just use the hook
sorry
they died
just use the bank to our manager
of the
bag of the break here
really well played really well played now we are entering Boston through this bridge
that's it's on his on all
break it's great
great
Okay, is this from the music map?
Okay, reduce.
the
wall it
using a full with a lot that
you're literally 10 seconds ahead of second place
like Max for Stappen right now. The Inbreed Max for Stappen.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
I can't dance across.
and
nailed it not even close to track limits
part of the plan
How was that my best man?
That's embarrassing.
Nice drips.
strips
the night work
first up so slow or I guess the right yeah rolling start
even with rolling search say all right by a country mile
That's actually a good way to describe it.
Hardest difficulty, by the way.
Ludwig, Jason got beaten up by 12-year-olds in Atlanta.
Dude, can I say, I don't mean to be rude to anybody.
I'm happy I became a streamer when I did, man.
Cause if I was 20 trying to make it now it is,
like, I don't want to go to Atlanta get beat up by 12-year-olds, you know?
I just had to play Polo's suck. That wasn't a bad gig for me. I used the guy in a rough
because of Polo's suck. Oh, there's two races. I think you took like 412 year old
they would be happy. I'm free. I'm pretty fair. It would depend how, because I don't think,
you know, they always talk about the secret to winning like a 1vx fight.
And the secret is how badly you beat up one of the people to drive ferrets the others.
and I don't know I just don't think I have that dog and me to cave the head of the world.
Which I think is a good thing. I don't think I should have that.
But I think you did you win like a lot on 12s.
You win a lot on 20 like they don't make it all based.
They bow down.
Really good braking.
I don't think I don't say hashtag ad by the way.
What about?
Nailed it?
How come you're using third person?
How come you never used third person?
I think it looks weird. Am I right? Am I really crazy? Is this just mirrored from before it?
I just picked up on that.
I think it's a warrior now.
I'm still thinking about how hard it is to be Minecraft if you don't know what to do.
If it's hard of Minecraft it's impossible to already.
It's like handing somebody a Rubik's Cube.
But it's a 5 by 5.
I mean it would basically be back seating simulator.
There would be no content.
It would literally just be you guys telling me what to do at every moment.
and then me after every boss asking if that was the final boss and then you guys
going no actually there's seven more.
Oh, okay.
That's what my craft is.
That's what you think my craft is.
My craft is getting pretending you know what you're talking about because you
watched Feinberg play for 45 minutes.
I swear, you guys are way dumber than me.
It's not even close.
I remember that season no matter what.
The cool thing about Grant's reason was nobody back six weeks
because they have respect for my skill.
Seeing as I'm 23 seconds ahead of my frog,
the Brazilian and Wonderkin.
by a huge one 20
I think it's a red flag if you know you don't like you
As you learn, thank you for this sub, but we hit our driving marathon, roulette!
You were number one overall, fuck you, for heck yeah, and I got gifted, oh my god, the
take her left at the crossroads yeah let's do it I wish I won't write I would have
the integral
it's
do not turn laps you know they did turn laps in the video
they say do not but they actually do it a little bit
if I had to be as far out play this oh thanks for the comment godly
Not using a steering wheel, brother, I'm just happy my computer hasn't broken it.
Congrats on your victory at the high speed ring track day.
Brand Central is now open for business.
Brand Central offers 21st century car production cars.
You
You
You
You
You
only gold. Okay, we'll give you the giant gold bricks then. Just don't give me the coins in the ground.
You know what, 2000?
I think it feels like the odds are stacked against me, but like...
I need a Civic Type R.
We're gonna upgrade everything on the K truck.
the
I don't know if this is controversial, I think it's not gonna be very fast.
and
I got PP reduction from that.
sponsored stream please. It's called PP Calby.
Look for Rari can I buy? Every Ferrari kind of looks like no.
It costs 3.6 million.
That car looks and is this car real?
Is this cartilage like can you buy this cartilage insane?
It's a concept car that makes sense.
I don't like outpins. Can I be a hater?
the
been a ride well
Alright, let me focus.
Let me focus. How do I look? Check. How do I look? Do you all see? I feel crazy.
I didn't do enough menu books. All right, I'll buy some more cars.
I think it's the integral, right?
the
well if so many cars now
was the integrity of the city
the lost
Oh, I can't buy them. I have to win them in the race. Oh
of
of
I'm going to use the
one.
Let me check.
If I go to the cafe, I need to purchase the Civic Type R.
You can get it as Suzuki Circuit.
And the Integra type R, you can get it the high speed ring.
So I think the Civic type R was there, right?
The Integra I have to win.
I can't just buy the Integra.
Yeah, I'm nearly positive, it's not in here.
I feel like it wasn't here earlier, that's why I feel like I'm going crazy.
I feel like I have a vivid memory of purchasing it, or seeing it.
They wrote say, how quickly?
Can I buy from the other shop?
probably not, right?
Oh, you can't.
No.
Grand Central is only cars past 2000.
So the only way to get it.
You should start the menu book.
doing, though, but I didn't click start.
That's embarrassing.
I'm hearing reports that the way to progress in the racing game is to race.
Oh, I'm going to Calbee's neck of the woods.
3rd place gives you a gift car so that I need to do this one.
Yeah.
Suggested PP is 450 the PP of my car is 360.
I should change a car that right?
I'm going to get cooked.
has to be ff drive train. What does that mean? So I can't even use my k truck.
Okay.
I
Got a lock in
This is the same track. It's easy
of
Good bounce off the wall there.
Great.
the apex, nice.
You have to use your brakes, buddy. I'm in third place, and let me tell you,
Frogas days are numbered.
the
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna walk it as well, dirty brow.
the
you turn in on him yeah you should have gave me the lead there
yes respect my fortitude
colon three thank you plan for forty months try front you camera
like this is out most people play
I don't think I like that
today I learned you were born a fellow in a hamster rate what are your favorite memories from the
It's a great brand. It's state, smoking payouty, up on Pat's peak. Oh, it's this one.
Integra unlocked.
I was thinking of a tier list, or not a tier list, a Mount Rushmore of people from New Hampshire,
and I think I've come up with a pretty good list.
I think top spot you give to Adam Sandler?
That's all time.
I think he's a breath so I think he's a breath is I think on the Mount Rushmore, you'd be a fool not to have Sarah Hale, the inventor of Thanksgiving
You'd be foolish not to have her on there. I wrote it down even because I was really hot on this list
the
shucks what I put it
do I put myself on the list no certainly not
certainly not
you could put Franklin Pierce
but
you know I don't think Franklin Pierce kind of
he's the only president to come from a hamster
Fortunately, also the main architect of the trail of tears, not really a good president,
usually thought to be bottom one.
So I wouldn't put him there personally.
I think better that's a good call.
Okay, this might be controversial.
HH homes.
World's first serial killer.
Born in New Hampshire.
They're not the world's first Americans for a serial killer.
The Chicago World Fair HH homes.
And then I think number four Triple H. Ever keeping the H trend going?
HH homes, I guess in a ways, the first Triple H. I never thought about that.
Triple H is also from the hamster.
I did discover yesterday I am technically not the biggest youtuber from the hamster.
looking into YouTuber people from New Hampshire or YouTubers and if you look it up, if
you look it up, people put me number one. Okay? Technically there is somebody bigger.
Specifically, you have to include, no one's going to get it.
I promise you nobody's going to guess.
Technically, one of the creators of epic rap battles of history is from the Hampshire.
Lloyd, Lloyd is from the Hampshire, epic Lloyd.
That epic Lloyd's personal channel obviously isn't the most subscribed, but epic rap out of the history is, they got like 15 milli.
That explains why it's so cringe. Tim, epic rap out of the history is awesome.
Your depth of biggest if we're talking by weight though.
Yeah, thanks for watching, I guess? What are we doing?
I don't have such my name currently.
Only relevant person from Northeastern USA is Traveon Henderson.
Do Traveon Henderson didn't even get as many rushing yards as Remondry Stevenson or
receiving yards.
The monitor seems to have been the rock in the postseason.
One game in.
Did you shoot me a turn out recently?
It's been like, I don't know if you like it, I don't grow that quick.
It's been like for months, I want to say.
That's Myers and Sarah Silverman honorable mention yeah, I had to give him honorable mention
Mini Cooper as a bar so I can buy all these from the main
From the main thing yeah
From from the normal purchase
Bye for now.
Sir, Sylvina is the same earned in everything.
People say, like, that, that, that, that sign, it's like it's a dig.
I'm OK with that.
You know, not everyone has to be a 7 dimensional actor.
Like, I see a lot of people talking shit on Marty Supreme.
Because, you know, they're like, this is just uncut gems.
If all the safety brothers do is make another uncut gems like movie every three years, I'm cool with that
You know, I don't I'm not trying to go see a West Anderson movie and not see a West Anderson movie
Hit your nose a
Bar
and Volkswagen, Polo.
Sethrogan does play a great Sethrogan.
Okay, I don't. Is a barth European?
I would be so embarrassed of a car if it came from a brand called a barth.
A phila.
It's fiat.
E-o.
That's it.
is. That's pretty. I like it. I'm Volkswagen Polo.
I think Aiden has his car
What's your daily driver? I've been driving my sister's mini-coup.
After the K-Tracks, he turned the familiar to the term Hot Hatch.
In 1st of hatchbacks, the powerful engine is in a sporty suspension.
Take the Hyperformance GTA version of Volkswagen's 1st generation golf which made it
to be in 1976.
Now it's generally considered to be the very first hot hatch.
The Polos, the successor to the original GTA.
Well, for instance, England's Cooper's and Italy's above have been producing
high performance models since the 1950s. I didn't know a hot hatch existed, I won't lie.
Does it car maintenance in service? Wash a car at GT Auto.
My first car growing up was a Hyundai Alantra. I don't think that has a special name.
I think it's just a Hyundai Alantra.
the
car wash
you know it looks clean
that was buffed
my first car was the 99 Honda Accord a misser
dude she's not far away
I don't think the 99 Honda Corridor is
out of grasp
but I don't think it hit the same
We'll get him playing Gran Turismo 7
and
I was looking at a video of New Year's celebrations around the world they go crazy for the New Year's in the Philippines bro
and then I saw a video of someone celebrating in Japan oh my god it was the lamest New Year's celebration of all time
time. Please race I'm racing.
It's the hot hatch race and I'm rocking the abort. Once it red dead root M2 playthrough,
I did see Janksy playing it. It seems like a long game though. I think it took him like
80 hours to beat it, though.
I feel like this point of view is crazy.
Oh, I can't use that.
This is what I normally use.
I already raised this track earlier, I know this one.
I think it's almost like a whole gas track separate here.
It's a light tap.
I'm just trying to peat well, then I have two laughs to get first.
And I peep his low.
I'm losing speed.
Don't be drifts.
Damn it, freaga!
My card isn't having a PP!
I broke too early!
I'm just trapped in PL-11.
I guess it I got to have to upgrade the car I have to have my car is going way too slow
It's the car bro
Seats 450pp this is 415pp.
Look even if I play with my polo, I'll win.
4446 pp I'm being fair here.
of
this already look at this
look at the look how clean this is
light tap light baby tap
Okay, sorry, I-I look at that chat, I love that.
Shaking bake.
Right the wall!
of
and
now we're gone gg
how far up is that Dutch man
oh my god we got max for stabbing the race
I think I can get up
I'm three behind, I'm losing time, clean big times here there, and hold those so bad.
Let's see if points are a six nine of the switch.
Come on, Kevel.
He looks like a valour and player in his profile picture.
Ride the wall.
Draft draft draft!
Thought it was fun.
I started P12 dude like whatever.
You know what a fair it is?
and
those two races
Yamato
P12 again and Kevel Ham starts P2 that's all I'm fair.
My PPs 446 is a 450 recommended PP race.
That's art.
in
clean pastor
I can see that wall
The issue is that there's not a huge block in this map, like everyone's kind of like, they have a nice gap between each other, so it's kind of hard to catch up.
A little more violence.
That was his fault for sure.
the
The
Yamanaka plays dirty
Look at that you seem to have a break on me
It's fine
the
That's so hard to catch up, keep two.
So we gotta do this world sometimes.
They're just so far like they're win trading up the year bro.
This is like, what is this? This is gross.
There's a chance.
I need to hit his rear.
P2, I'll take P2.
Kevel Ham is a beast, bro.
Going from P2 to P2 is so hard, man.
the fastest lap, by the way, do I lose? Like, yeah, they're literally win trading for
Kevillan, the shit sucks.
Let me get my Miyata. I want my Miyata, far right.
Oh, I wanted my me up. Oh, it's not even the mehata. It's the Eunus Roadster. It looks so much like my mehata.
It isn't mehata? Why didn't they say mehata?
Oh, in the U.S. to call the meata?
Oh.
We unlocked everything, bro. Yes!
We unlocked it all, bro. Yes!
I really just want to see what's in the DLC.
The PowerPag DLC is supposed to have like 50 new maps.
Oh, there's an introduction.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Oh, this is awesome.
This map is confusing the living hell out of me. Six star roulette.
That's cool.
And then you can go it down like certain tracks. If you like GTI can go down the GTI line.
If you like the poor show you can go down and then you can start pink slipping
Wait, this is lit
A 6 star roulette ticket bro. I just want to open a 6 star roulette ticket
And then multiplayer
I'm not going to use the same thing as the other one.
I'm going to use the same thing as the other one.
Let me check.
Oh wow.
my. Yeah, I just take the time of 30 minutes over my sponsor. I just really want
to cry through the menus. It's fun. It is a good game. Well, thank you very much
Sony and PlayStation for sponsoring the stream. Shout out Gran Turismo 7. I'm going
to wrap just because I have to get up really early tomorrow like I'm streaming in like
a little over 12 hours. So I just want to make sure I have some time off the chill.
But yeah, that was fun.
That was fun. Thank you very much to them for sponsoring this stream. And you guys can
check out the DLC, the Power Pack, which had a bunch of new ways to race, very realistic
ways. And if you're good enough, you can get yourself a little six hour roulette. But
anyway, guys, that's it for me, y'all. That's it. I'm out. I'm ending stream. I will be
back live again tomorrow for MCSR playoffs that probably starts I think at 8 a.m. Pacific
again. So I'll be live at 8 a.m. Pacific 11 a.m. Eastern. So yeah, pretty early. So I want to
make sure I end and have some time to offline a chill. And that's it, Joe. That is it. That
is it?
Um,
Raid?
Um,
you know what, we'll
Raid.
We'll Raid and Fumi who's practicing for his playoff's run tomorrow.
I appreciate you very much.
Watch us today.
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I appreciate y'all hanging out through the sponsor as well.
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Thank you and that's it guys.
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Appreciate you guys.
Okay, goodbye everybody.
Goodbye everyone.
See you later.
Goodbye now.
Thank you for watching guys.
Goodbye, peace out now.
Thanks for watching.
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