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Mr. Beast posted chat should we cancel the sponsor stream now I'm playing
you got a lot to do today chat what is up hello hello what is up everybody okay
Hey, dude, is it just me?
Cause I keep looking in my feed and I feel like,
I feel like I look like Jackson from Hannah Montana.
I look like a 30 year old who's trying to lark.
You know, I was a damn 19 year old.
Is this just me?
It might be the hair shirt combo.
It might be the hair shirt combo.
You look green.
Okay, I might do a shirt change, we'll see.
I thought it was a nice shirt.
I just somehow don't pull it off.
Anyway, what is up boys?
Welcome back to the stream.
Hello, hello.
I was at a wedding yesterday.
I hope you all had a fantastic Friday.
Today we got a,
dude, we got a long stream ahead of us.
We got a long stream ahead of us.
A lot of work to do.
We're gonna be live today for a long time.
In fact, in a way,
you guys will control how long this stream will last.
Do you look like my insurance agent?
Thanks.
Anyway, boys, today...
Literally just finished watching the Ludwig from yesterday.
Is this... can you guys hear the TTS by the way?
Can you hear the TTS?
Is this just a me thing?
A non-minecraft stream.
Hooray.
We are actually doing something different than Minecraft today.
Okay, here's the deal, y'all.
This stream today is sponsored by State Farm Shoutout State Farm.
Here's the deal.
Okay. Tomorrow's the big game. All right. Tomorrow's the big game. We all know this.
Okay. State Farm. Got a little commercial coming. All right. And the whole idea of it
is that without them, you're living on a prayer. Okay. This is the idea they come to me. They go,
okay, without us, you're living on a damn prayer. With us, you're living on a plan.
So, what if we do a stream where a wheel controls your life and that wheel will be
living on a prayer?
Look at this wheel, bro.
How does this work?
Hold on.
Can you guys hear me?
Does this work?
Wait, does that work?
Hold up.
Look at this wheel.
I am wearing khakis.
It doesn't help with the outfit allegations I was talking about earlier.
Why is it a cowbell? I think it's think of it as a ceremonial gong that we will
ring when you guys decide to let me have a good day. These are all the options. If
I were to have a good day today, that's that's what that symbolizes, okay? Alright,
I literally put my dream day on the wheel and yes my dream day does start
the turkey sandwich. That is true. So this one, this is my dream death. And here's the deal.
Every time we complete something either on the Donald or the wheel. Okay. I'm going to let you
vote for what we do for our next thing. You always get to choose living on a plane, living on a
prayer. Plane or prayer. That is the screen today. Here's the deal. You guys are kind of freaking me.
So I'm assuming I'm going to be living vicariously, not vicariously, I'm just going to actually be living based off what the wheel says.
That's the deal. Dear God, change your outfit.
Okay, is it that bad?
Sending hate from Europe. Why? Why are you doing that?
Keep it.
All right, well, we can go over some of the options. Can you guys see the options from there?
How's the eyeballs? Can you guys read it?
How are your eyeballs? You want to go through the options?
Are your eyes good?
Okay. Okay, let's go through.
Okay, beat PR in a game.
Okay, guys, this is feeding me up my RST record.
If I nail this, I literally cannot go to the next item until my RST record.
Okay, which I hope, I hope will be quick because I'm a lot better than I was when I got a 39.
My RSG record, just to be clear, that's my RSG record.
No, no, you guys are bringing on my ranked record, that doesn't count.
This one's try clicking, I have addition, I got a cookie, I think it's chicken part,
we'll see.
Mystery smoothie, you guys choose what goes inside of my smoothie.
Milk mile. This one goes out to Billy blocks. Alright, in a way you can think of this as kind of a promise wheel.
A lot of things on this wheel are things I've been supposed to do. Alright, this blank one we'll talk about in a bit. This will come up later.
Hair cut. Get a live on screen. Wax leg fully. I don't even know why that's.
If you don't want to watch that, you might burn your butt.
Cold Plunge, self-explanatory.
Chat picks tattoo.
Okay, let me clarify that one.
Let me clarify that one.
I owe a tattoo.
I owe a tattoo from Fast 52, okay?
That was there.
I owe a tattoo.
Now, there's going to be a very strict,
because I did not say Jackets pick whatever they want.
It'd be a very strict amount of things that I let through.
We'll probably play a game of marbles.
Always knew you'd end up selling insurance, bud.
Watching from my yacht, by the way.
Okay, thank you, Squeaks, for the comp.
Like, what is that?
By the way, can you fire Squeaks daily?
The cabal that runs Squeaks daily, I have a problem with.
Am I allowed to say cabal on a stream like this?
Let's not ask, let's keep rolling.
Guys, tattoo.
Seriously, I'm gonna be very strict
about what's allowed for ideas.
I get to pick.
I get to pick.
You guys get to suggest ideas.
I get to pick from your ideas.
Make a beat.
Okay, it's a one hour beat off.
One hour beat off.
Max bench.
Oh, that's gonna be a bear's thing.
I think I'm washed.
Okay, either way, fine.
30 year old Max is their bench, that's fine.
Measure height on stream.
That's a waste of your time.
Six feet, whatever.
Draw self-portrait, okay?
Tuition.
I will pay one viewer's tuition.
You have 18 plus in the U.S.
That'll be capped at 10K.
Just to be clear, if you're going to Harvard,
it's 40K, I'm not paying that.
You're already going to Harvard.
10K though, pretty good still.
Chat writes a tweet, self-explanatory.
You look like you're gonna talk to me about price down,
say, beer.
Don't challenge three restaurants.
That's three restaurants.
We're not doing the full 10.
Just find myself.
Let a friend do a makeover.
I don't know who the heck that's gonna be.
I'll be honest, but we'll have a friend do a makeover.
Stranger shopping spree.
Okay, I'm gonna literally go
to random shopping mall in LA and find a stranger.
Let us spend some squish.
I'm gonna give them 10 minutes about whatever they want.
Do nothing for 30 minutes.
Oh my God, I forgot about this.
Dude, I'm an idiot.
I keep thinking to myself, who came up with these?
I did.
These ideas suck.
Okay, for this one,
I have to do nothing for 30 minutes.
Like I can't look at any technology
if I do have to restart the clock.
I don't know why I put that.
Okay, win prize at university.
like you know Universal Studios is like the like the basketball contest or whatever it's that one.
Win big prize at RK we're gonna go to round one. Basketball 1v1 I'm gonna 1v1 a random
Hooper if they beat me I'll give them a thousand dollars. 100 burpees?
Okay dude in what universe am I gonna max my bench to 100 burpees
and also run a milk mine. What type of thing do you want to think I'm having? IQ test?
Okay, this one's not gonna happen. MASH 200 CPM. Okay. 1v1 a random chatter if you beat me,
I'll give you $1,000. Beats? My... Oh, we're back to it. Oh wait, that's all the options. Okay, hell yeah.
This is gonna be sub-a-thon part two. Okay, it's not gonna be sub-a-thon part two. It's gonna be chill
All right now. Here's the deal
Here's the deal
And I gotta swap this here's the deal. Can you guys hear me now? Yeah, you can
Here's the deal chat I
I I got a bit bold okay I got a bit bold and for one of the ideas for this stream I
I allowed you guys to come up with the idea.
Okay.
Now I'm going to pull up.
The comment that got the most likes because there were three different posts to this.
And I was going to go with whatever got the most likes.
We posted this on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube Shorts.
Now, on TikTok, I think they had the best idea.
I think people on TikTok are the funniest commenters,
to be fair, but they had the best idea.
They said, you have to wear a made cat-made outfit
for the rest of the stream, OK?
Which, to be honest, based off of your guys' comments
on the outfit I'm wearing today, that
That might have been a big upgrade.
Unfortunately, it did not get the most upvotes.
It's standing at about 4,000 or 5,000.
The next, the next most upvoted comment was on Instagram.
It had about 10,000 upvotes.
And if you don't know, it was the Thailand copypasta.
For context, there's a kid who literally said, whatever the top upload a comment is, I will
do this. This kid must have been like 11 years old.
The top comment on this kid's post was, and I'll quote it here, fly to a small town in
Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year
and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the
see, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying
this comment was the reason you fought so hard. Now, the initial comment, this is like a, I don't
know, must be like a three year old meme at this point, has like two million likes. The one on
Instagram posted on mine. 10,000. That was not the most uploaded comment. Okay. Because
a group who I will not name because this is a sponsored stream, so I don't want to mention
a group who are so dubious, so nefarious in the content they create. There's a group.
a podcast who really, really, really want me to run a 5k. Okay. They want me to run a 5k. Let me
see. How do I, what, what the, what the heck? Where, where the, where the, hold up. I'm going to
I'm going to figure this out.
Boom.
So the top upvoted comment, and it's not very close
because it has 31K likes.
Go to Wall Street, New York City to run the 5K
in a business with a briefcase.
Follow up, clarifying edits.
Okay, first off, who said you're allowed
to clarifying edit your comment?
Kind of cringe, I don't know if that's just me.
No cheesing it, Lud.
No Wall Street of the West,
you're getting it done with Net 700.
Do it this year, honor the spirit of the OG agreement.
Where are the gang men?
Wall Street in New York City.
So, okay, I've brought up the idea
that I wanted to do for the 5K,
but we're gonna can that.
We're gonna can that,
we'll do something else in the future, we're gonna can it.
And I'll just do it in New York.
I'll just do it in New York, we'll say this year.
Okay, and that will be what happens
if we nail that part of the wheel.
I said I would do with the top of what a comment is and that's what it is and that's what it
is.
Don't forget the suit.
Well, yeah, obviously.
All right.
Five, six, seven, eight, five, two, one.
Boom!
You're not going to New York today?
Yeah, the expectation is not to do it today, to be honest.
That, obviously, right?
Like, if a little critical thinking skills today, boys,
let's have a little critical thinking skills today.
So I would not be going to New York today.
Tomorrow?
Oh, Super Bowl Sunday.
Get a grip.
The comment specifically says this year.
That allows me 11 months to achieve it.
I have to do what the top comment says.
Let me read it again.
Go to Wall Street, New York to run a five-kana business suit with a briefcase.
Do it this year.
That's what it says.
Tomorrow's this year? So is December 31st.
Oop. Plus I heard New York is brick right now.
And I'm not trying to stand in that cold.
Your hair looks like the bottom of my shoe.
What does that even mean? Show me a picture of the bottom.
Are you wearing Uggs? If you're wearing Uggs, I'm not even offended by the way.
I
Had another 5k for each week you delay it. Oh, no. Hey, you know what the top comment was just make it harder
Like what no
All I have to do is what the top comment says. That's it
Why does your shirt look green because it is
It is, it's like a greenish, it's a greenish hue.
Do the 5K with squeaks?
Well, the hard thing about doing the 5K with squeaks
is I would have to tell them I'm in New York
and I don't do that when I come to New York.
So how would he know I was there?
That's the big issue right now.
Don't say my hair looks like Flynn.
Okay, guys, can we focus?
Are you ready?
Are you ready, man?
Are you ready for the stream at hand today?
OK.
And we're spinning the wheel.
OK, here's the deal.
Again, to clarify, if there's anything on the wheel.
That you don't like or.
That you want me to bribe us to not do.
If I do that in LA, Lord would legit cry.
Yeah, 100 percent.
openly. I cry almost every time I read a Squeaks daily title. And if you put this in your videos,
I swear to God, I'm going to copy strike you full letter of the law, bro. I'm on I've never
struck before I'm going to strike your hair and shirt are the same color. It's a rough look. Okay,
do I have to change a shirt? Is this going to be a thing the whole day?
Is going to be the thing the whole
do I have to change my shirts?
Okay, rich. Okay. Maybe I should put it on the wheel in the pants way. I like the pants.
How's this? I went for a totally different look.
It's a totally different look. What do you mean? It's patterned. It is not the same shirt.
This one has ridges in the totally different chart.
I'm not changing it back.
I am not, hold up.
Look, this is not chat controls the stream for 24 hours.
This is the wheel controls the stream.
Now here's how it's gonna work.
I'm going to spin the living on a prayer wheel after spinning it.
I'm gonna give you the option
to choose between the wheel and the bell. Does that make sense?
After spinning it, I'm going to give you the option to choose.
Why? Because there might be a time that you prefer what's on the bell to what's on the wheel.
Or perhaps I might try to bribe you.
Do you get what I'm saying?
What does the bell do?
The living on a plan bell.
Simply put, I just have to do what's on it.
Like for example, what if I spun this wheel and it landed on do 100 burpees?
Nobody wants me to do 100 burpees.
Nobody wants me to do that.
It's going to be boring.
It's going to take a long time.
So you guys might just be like, you know what?
Frick the burpees.
Just run the damn turkey sandwich.
And bang bang boom.
Or maybe you're like, Ludwig, I want to see you do 100 burpees.
You're suffering.
You're on my third monitor.
Fine.
Then I might say, boys, what if I offer you a thousand gifted subs?
Does that change the needle?
Do you care that much about the 100 burpees?
Okay. That's it. All right. That's the idea. Okay. It just it just leaves the door open. I'm not saying this is the deal, by the way. I don't care about doing 100 burpees. I'm an athlete. 100 burpees ain't nothing to me to be clear.
But there might be some things I'd like to bribe you on. Okay. Okay. Look, we are already 30 minutes in a stream. I haven't spun the wheel one damn time. We got to get the show on the road. Okay.
Can we can we start please? Hello?
All right, let's jump in
Why is this hair green it's not green okay
Boys today, I am letting this wheel control my life for the next 24 hours
whatever it lands on I will have to do. So let's jump in to look at what the first
thing, excuse me, will be. Alright, ready?
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Dude, that's such a bad start
to my day. What a genuine forward start. It's a hundred burpees. Okay. Okay. Here's the
deal. Here's the deal, Jack. Alright, look. Y'all could, if you wanted, you could...
vote for the living on a prayer option. That would be fine. You could do that. Again, the wheel controls my life, but you guys can also be my salvation and I consider you my salvation. I consider as close.
close chat would you consider us close I consider us close so here's the deal you
can go with the living on a prayer plan or we can go living on a plan plan and
I'm gonna sweeten the deal if you guys go with the turkey sandwich I will gift
both chats, five gifted subs. Mods run the poll.
I'm holding firm at five. I have to be reasonable with my finances.
Do I have a single mod? There we go.
There we go. Mods, you can just do player or print.
You can do prayer or plan for each pull. Keep it simple.
It was a thousand subs. Oh, so that's called a hypothetical.
I'm not offering you a thousand plus subs at any point today.
I will just do a thousand. I'll just do a hundred burpees.
Just at no point today will I ever be offering a thought I don't trust me. I'd rather have the money
Than
Work oh workout or give up money
I'll see the workout
Your deal nobody said how long I have to do the hundred burpees in you guys are gonna learn real quick that this wheel stream is
A real monkey's Paul wish, okay?
I'll be taking my sweet time man. I'll be taking my sweet time on these things. Now you guys have voted for the prayer.
So let's do it. We're living on a prayer here. We got to do 100 burpees once we do we can do the next option.
option. What? I'm not scamming. What does the wheel say? It says 100 burpees. I'm doing 100 burpees.
Alright dude, let's do it man.
Do it now.
I'm gonna do it.
All right, dude, this is gonna, on ironically, take me a long time.
I would, I do burpees as a workout, like when I go and I'm in a hotel or something, but I do like,
I do like 50. 100 is so many. That is like a lot of burpees is what I'm, I don't know if anyone's
with me on that. That's a lot. If you want to join me at home, I implore you to. Okay.
All right. Okay, we're going to jump in.
We're going to dive in. Do we want to do a re-vote on that one by the way, actually?
We've got 11 people all competing to see.
All right, let's do it, actually hold up.
I'm gonna put a video on the side.
What's Feinberg got?
I'm not stalling, this is just unironically
gonna take me like 30 minutes.
By the way, just a quick clarification
for people at home, halfway there insurance
fake parody brand created by State Farm that plays into the cliches about how consumers
may feel about the insurance industry. Halfway there, insurance serves as a contrast. I highlight
what's great about State Farm like having a real agent nearby plus all their digital services.
Now anyway, watch this drive.
Something is up. You're not going to the ladder with the intention of winning the game.
I'm not angry with you, I'm just going to rage rid of you.
It's shorts!
I'm wearing shorts!
All right, keep count for me
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god, I'm gonna suck, I'm just gonna suck, I need a break, I need a damn break
bro was that swell please
buddy buddy
do man makers instead
I'm not making the fucking carpets, or there's fire on this shit already bro, what is this
spawn?
That's 20.
I'm pre-gapping.
That's 20.
I'm pre-gapping.
That's 20.
How about 100 fechies?
I'll put a hundred super TF thank yous. Thank you. Thank you.
I would like to see the guys that dive in gym do this.
I don't think it's involved my wheel strings.
It's a good pup.
I'm at 30 I'm not going by your count anymore you kept that I'm at 30 I'll try to count
other liars. Use your liars and bad people.
Let's watch the ball. Sometimes the ball might not be able to catch a burpee,
but it's really quick. It's like, um, a bit right.
I worked out three days ago this is f**ked up.
I'm not a lovely, I'm not a lovely other one, oh so fun, oh.
I'm third you gotta let me get away with this.
Whoa, balcony spawner, Susie.
I need to fucking stop, like, throwing a plant.
about 40 not 40 or what scary for all right
Oh my god, there's like a need to blind an unreasoned.
We're at 50.
Oh my god, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with arrows.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Bad from bad to worse.
Oh my god, I hate fine bridge I just all my wood on ten beds
I would have literally put on Danny's light but I do not want to.
Is your haircut a foo-scut?
Absolutely not.
I hate this fucking game so much.
Do you say you can't do it and move on?
I'm literally an asshole.
a hole because they're you do you like no way you should have to consider I did
a leg workout three days ago I did 100 push up eight days ago I can just
Genuinely tired, bro
I don't see on when they work out
All right, I'll give you 20 good burpees
Not right now much of my birthday
You look kind of small, thanks.
Okay, you really think so?
Dude, I don't have green hair!
All right.
All right.
No.
Okay, I'm going for 15 more.
Oh, God.
All I have to do is get 15.
Oh, my God.
three and a half times that's doable thank you to YouTube thumbnail to be
parts to see
see my food
I don't know the fucking game for a lava
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
It's so hot in here, I swear.
Oh.
WDrags?
The question is where is my lava?
T-t-t-t.
You'll victory into the prime, Josh, into the prime, listening to the prime, force cutting through the prime.
Alright.
To the room six, it's stank at burpee number four.
Getting that on words ever since.
25 giffin, you can be done.
Wait, my droplet's here?
Cutie.
Is this hot or what?
It's so fucked up.
Look on Ludwig. What is that?
I can't give him chords, I hate that.
Why is my lava so far away?
Hit him.
Go out of the way, I'm not...
Really an accurate...
50 gifts and you can be done?
Dude, I'm not giving you guys money.
I know I said I can do bribes.
I'm not giving up money.
You gotta think about it, bro.
I can take as long as I need.
The only person who stuck here is me.
Oh, no.
Blocks.
It's OK.
I'll just get more word later.
Look, I'm Ludwig.
What is this Roblox cheer emotes?
Ah.
I just hit 100 push-ups, freaking out to 75.
Oh, man.
What?
Do you think they're equippable?
I'm doing burpees bro. You're doing push-ups
We're not the same I
Just hit a 20 minute ranked PB before you did a 25 minute RSG like no one's impressed
I'm doing the hard thing here with really good form by the way before beautiful beautiful beautiful all right 15 more
No.
Oh my god.
No heroes.
Hey, right 80
That was 15 that was 15 each year that was 15
That was 1,000% 15.
I'm at 80.
That was 13.
I'm just going to go back and watch the ball.
I'll just go back and watch the ball.
I'll do this for everyone.
That was 13.
I just did a 20 minute reign before you did a 25 minute RSG like no one's impressed
I'm doing a hard thing here. We're really good for about a white people. All right, two more. All right, let's count
one two three four five six really good for him seven
Hey, you can tell this guy's an athlete nine
ten
11 years 12 13 14
Great with the difference call 15 you guys are wrong
14 then it was 14 I just counted it so I'm at 79
I just counted how are you counted again user Joe
Honestly getting out of the chair low key counts as one, but whatever I won't push that one two three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, mods, permaband, one person who said thirteen.
Just get rid of him forever.
I don't care who it is, be indiscriminate.
I want him dead.
Guards!
I counted it twice. I'm not counting it third time. You count every time you go up, not
every time you go down
why does it have to be the first game?
I want to go in the store to yeah
airing
I think I'll move by ACL
Stop under it!
Go!
Okay.
Okay.
I'm at 90.
It's like another Fortress spawner back there. I was curious about that.
You watch Squeak's daily set, sound like I have threes.
almost done almost done how my cannons will be good if I'm not I think you guys
are liars I think you're bad people
Oh
You're just wrong
Are you saying I'm wrong because I'm counting going up and I go up on my first one my last movement
Will I lose the game? I was a half of it
How op is the local tertia blonde? That doesn't make me wrong. It just makes me
Creative.
Ow, how does that miss also?
How does that miss also? How do they all miss?
Need one rod, I need to go an angle and make 80.
Ah, behind me.
of
the
the
the
the
I was a 100. I was a 100. I was a 100. I was a 101.
I left, went to the bathroom, started a new life, got a wife, had four kids and he's still
and he's still only done it.
Cutie.
Cutie.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude.
I'm tired.
I'm so tired. What a horrible way to start your day.
All right y'all it's time to spin the wheel!
Okay here it is.
So this one's done.
You guys didn't vote it, it's dead.
instead
That's really a lucky timing. I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty unlucky timing
Before you vote I'll let you know what you're voting up against and we're spinning the leo.
All right, we got two options.
We got two options.
You guys get to vote.
I'm either going to the gym, which is living on a plan, a healthy thing to do every day,
make it a beat.
Mods, if you could start the pull.
It's not going to be a full beat off, so I'm Nick Arn here.
This is just going to be me playing around for a beat.
I'm going to give myself like 30 minutes to make the best beat I can.
It just says make a beat, does not say beat off.
Let's be very clear, it's crazy of you to mince those things.
I'm a little embarrassed on your behalf.
That's very fake behavior of you, but I don't blame you.
In the future, let's avoid this fake behavior.
All right, poll is now live.
Do I even have Tim?
Did we download a DAW on here?
We did.
All right, poll is in.
And it's not looking good for me.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
We can close the poll.
We got 4,000 people who have voted on both YouTube and
YouTube and Twitch, and prayer has won.
We are living on a prayer.
All right, okay.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal, bro.
I have not opened this software
since I first made my beat,
like however many months ago that was.
So, I don't remember how any of this works.
I literally don't know how any of this works.
Hold on.
What does any of this mean?
What's a synth?
I really just forget that it's a pedophile.
Oh, yeah, Tim.
Good call.
Good beat to play on the sponsor stream.
OK, we'll bring it up to the annual review.
Really thinking with the dome today, are we?
OK.
Release the list.
Hold up!
Hold up!
How do I put this in my...
How do I put my rack on?
Siri, let me put my rack on!
How do I put it on?
How do I apply?
Alright, now I gotta think of like a nice melody to throw on top of this.
I gotta throw someone on top, check it out, check it out.
I have an idea. It might just be foolish enough to work.
I've been jicking off and getting cunt on my mind.
Sorry, sorry. Okay. That's actually on hindsight. I forgot the lyrics. That's actually a bad idea. No, actually, you know what? Let's
Hmm
I don't know if that's the right idea actually
Uh, it because it
Yeah, it's the probably the wrong bpm. That's probably not worth playing. It's probably the wrong bpm
Okay, tim. We're even tim. We're even tim. We're even you could bring it up at my annual review
All right
Okay, I don't I need to add like a how do I add like a bass chat I
Remember oh, this is it
But how do I make a new one
How do I make a new one control n no, I don't want a new project
how do I make my piano roll not the old beats plus no file no track two
Where's track one?
On one at the top, click a new one.
But I want to play music.
How do I change what the music is?
Do you know what I mean?
That is so much cooler when I play it, and then when I listen to it, it sounds like ass.
You know what I mean?
I'll click it and it'll sound good.
Add a new VST to the track.
Oh, okay.
Was it an organ?
I'm living up to his fat lulko type.
Okay!
He's on Al-Gaib!
Does that make sense for the beat that I'm making?
I don't hear it anymore.
What does it mean to cut off?
Okay, let's up the time, reduce the mix.
color up the mod. Let's back the feedback. Let's lower the decay. Let's increase the
speed and listen. Sounds worse.
How do I undo?
It does kind of sound like a mosquito is close to you.
You think it's a good thing in music?
That sounds kind of nice.
Like listen to this beat, think about it.
yeah
yeah
Check this out, check this out.
Doesn't really sound like what I'm going for.
Lord, I did band for ten years during school, and I don't believe I've ever met someone as tone deaf as you.
I'm going for a- it's a song I've made up and it goes...
Oh
This kind of works!
Check it out, check it out, check it out.
And now?
And now?
What the f- what is this?
What did Charlie XCX get here?
This is not at all what I wanted!
What happened to my song?
I don't know how to fix you.
I'll never know how to fix you.
How do I listen to this I want to listen to you
You can make it go away!
Okay, I have to go to pattern one, and then I have to mute the flux navigator.
And then I can go to this, but how do I listen to all of it?
Like any of your patterns too now.
I
Gleated your flux. Oh, yeah, cuz the flow I don't want the flux on pattern one. I want the flux on pattern two
It may not mean nothing to y'all, I just got Brezzers Premium, and I'm about to jack
my shit off, I'm watchin' porn forever, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
Okay, okay, we're done. We're done. I'm gonna count that as a made beat. That was a made
beat and we're done. And we're done for that. And we're done for that now. We are done for
that now. I want to save that though, because I actually feel like I was low key working
on some stuff there. I should have changed it because I wanted to sound like, instead
Where did you get the inspiration for this original song?
Because it kind of sounds like Derude Sandstorm.
What?
Wait, it sounds like what?
Derude Sandstorm.
I've never heard of it.
It doesn't sound super familiar.
Is this it?
I don't really sound like it.
I don't know, I don't really hear it.
I'm just not hearing any similarity.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know. But I've never, no, I don't know.
But I don't know. I don't know. I don't sound like you.
But I don't know. I don't hear it.
I don't hear it.
I don't hear it.
Is that weird that I don't hear it?
To be fair, yours is so bad, it's hard to hear it.
Okay.
All right, y'all.
It's time for our next wheel spin.
Wait, you know what I was thinking about?
Okay, if it lands on the same spot in the wheelchart, we're going to re-spin, is that fair?
Let's just get that out of the way.
I feel like that makes sense.
I feel like that makes sense. I feel like this is more fun.
If it's the same thing, we just re-spin.
All right, boys. It's time for our next spin.
Now, it could be anything on this wheel. We have two options.
Living on a plan, living on a prayer. So, here's the deal.
Let me move this down a bit, actually, maybe like right here.
Here's the deal. I am going to change out the plan.
Now, you don't have to vote on what you want yet, but keep in mind what it would be, or
what it will be, compared to the wheel, okay?
It's a road trip.
Y'all are going on a road trip.
If it is living on a plan, we're going to go on a road trip, okay?
That make sense?
Where?
Oh, I was actually thinking about this.
I think I want the best croissants in all of gang Los Angeles.
I was thinking about that.
I want the best croissants in all of Los Angeles.
Or we can have what's on the wheel.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Except to y'all. Basketball 1v1 or road trip. Road trip to
to be clear the road trip would literally be get croissants and go back home
The 1v1 is I won't be one a random viewer and if they beat me I give them a thousand dollars, or sorry
Not a viewer a random person. Sorry not a viewer
Wait oh
Wait, everybody stop the voting stop the voting I looked at how did it wait what?
How did I read that so wrong wait I swear was on basketball wasn't it stop the
bottle how did I mess that up did it not say am I crazy did it not say did it
knots? Am I? I feel like a crazy person.
Oh, it moves! Okay.
Oh yeah, because the pin... Okay, so it's win biggest prize at the arcade.
All right, so here's the deal. We either go on a road trip to get
L.A.'s best croissant, or we go to the arcade and we win the biggest prize.
We're gonna do a revote.
We're gonna do a revote.
We're gonna do a re- oh, that- oh my gosh.
Do you ever eat your foot sometimes and it hits crazy good?
Arcade is a road trip too. I guess you kind of get it your way.
I guess you get to eat your cake and have it too.
I guess everything just goes your freaking way, huh?
I guess- I guess everything just goes your freaking way, huh?
Chad, what do you want?
You want to live on a prayer or live on a plan?
If you can't tell, boys, you're going to hear a lot of Bon Jovi tomorrow.
Who is a famed Patriots fan?
Shout out.
Oh, I'm on the wrong mic.
All right, you guys have voted 75% prayer on YouTube.
Okay, we're doing, okay, we're going to the arcade.
We're going to the arcade.
Okay, so we're going to go to the arcade.
I think what's fair is that we just go
until we see a prize we think is cool
and then we play till we win it.
And I feel like that's what the biggest prize,
because the biggest prize,
I don't want it to be like something big,
lame. Do you know what I mean? Because like technically what's the biggest prize you can win out at the arcade?
It's probably playing like the Willy Wonka machine where you get like the five Willy Wonka cards
and then it gives you the most tickets per any jackpot. But like that's kind of stupid. I feel
like we should go for like a big plushie in like a crane game or something. I feel like it's more fun.
All right, we're my boys there.
I got a crew to help me out with this chat because I'm going to need someone to help drive me and also film me.
So I would like to welcome my crew who's going to be helping me out today, my cameraman and my chauffeur.
Cam and Nick England.
W.
Oh my gosh, we got Cam in the building.
All right, hold on. Are you live on that?
Um, I don't even think your backpack's pushed live.
Let me back you up for a moment. Your backpack can't even push live.
Stop calling them that.
They are the working class.
You don't do that every day, by the way. I don't know what the heck that statement was.
You should we get Christophe's after.
I woke up craving.
It's because he replied to my Instagram post.
Just like, I was kind of like 100 emoji type vibe.
It was about my inspirational speech that I put on Instagram.
Why does it look like you've been streaming for 18 hours because it did 100 per piece?
Oh, I think you did it.
Ready?
Check it out.
You
Boom
Are you okay?
You're more mudded. Are we? No, I don't think we are I think it's good
All right, you can go you ready yeah, you know how many hours of sleep you get what I feel bad for this guy six
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh money
Wait you might have something more than me no
Yeah, I stayed up late watching Liam. Oh
Oh, that's crazy.
I mean, I would have loved to, you know.
It was just an electric factory.
An electric factory of a man.
Mal, you're muted?
No, you're lying, aren't you?
Chad, am I muted?
Press 1 for $5 billion.
This is an actual promise from Aiden McKay of Lemonade Stamps.
OK, we're not muted.
We're slightly delayed, but we're not muted.
All right, let's go.
Am I missing anything?
No.
I'm just stalling.
Are we driving out there?
Yeah, we're going out here.
OK.
I'm going to steal a water bottle.
Do you want a water?
Sure.
Your cameraman, you don't get one.
You're supposed to say no.
Like what?
Sorry.
You know a lot of drinkers.
I wasn't even thirsty.
I wasn't even thirsty, honestly.
You swiped for me, bro.
My gosh.
are you gonna be like this all day?
Thursday hopefully not
alright, hold on here, you hiding?
yeah dude, come on
this is my first roadie house
that's fair
you want me to go
to actually go faster?
god, what part is this?
this is such a nice car
this is a new company car
we just bought this
you're kidding
What do you mean?
Switch sides.
I told you to rule, bro.
You can have any company car you want as long as it's a K-Truck.
Oh, that's weird.
It has to be an airbag-less K-Truck from the 90s.
Alright, jet.
The possible launch of one.
You're playing the launch on a phone?
Yeah.
You went from computer to phone.
Dude, I did the same thing.
I was at the airport, or on an airplane, and I wanted to play mobile Bellatro.
But here's the strat on mobile. I unlock every deck because you just do the cheat code to unlock everything
Yeah
All right, are you just showing them?
Yeah, until we yeah, it's fine. I just asked I just asked questions. I mean would you rather see the floor the crotch?
It's up to you. Yeah, you get to pick
Show face, not... okay. Get up, fit. Alright, here's the deal chat. We have our bell with
us on the road. We also have a virtual wheel, so if the next thing keeps us on the road,
we can stay out here. We don't have to go back to headquarters. The cute little bell.
I want to ring it just for funsies.
I actually don't think I'm supposed to do that.
I think I'm supposed to wait.
OK, bye, bud.
All right, Chad, right now we are going to the arcade.
And we are trying to win the biggest prize there,
which I'm pretty sure is the plushes in the cab.
How much is it going to cost?
How much time is it going to take?
Uh.
Cash, should I get away the plus sheet of somebody?
One of you guys?
Me?
No, not one of you.
You go.
You're driving the damn car, you gotta talk to us.
Okay, man.
I put DND on my Uber,
press also cool.
It's a little warm in here.
I put cool on my Uber,
press.
Oh, I can control back here.
This car is nice,
bro.
You ever sit in a nice car and think like damn this is so much better than the
K-Truck? No. Okay, Gingo, I'm not talking to you bro.
It's just like you're speaking to me. You have a good time last night though?
Yeah, it was a great time. Dude, what do you not get? I'm talking to Jack.
I'm gonna say something to make Kelby unhappy.
Don't make Kelby unhappy bro. I already did that.
I already did that. I'm a good boss and I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Chill.
I had an awful night. Chat rate your day out of one to ten. How's your Saturday going?
Are you living the life you deserve to lead?
Let him speak Chudwig.
There you go.
What's this?
Switching.
Hello, hello?
Buddybush.
But you wish
You know tomorrow is the Super Bowl
And starts at 3
The same exact time the Super Bowl starts it is like
The winners finals of the League of Legends tournament to make it to the Lockett event
Holy loud, holy loud switch it back. Please stop way too dank my ears. This is awful. This is so bad
Please stop talk. Oh, sorry
is it better now is it better now is it better now I turned it down a lot is it
better I don't know there's like a seven second delay
Yes, just whisper. I'm not gonna do that though. So.
I am.
good loud it's still really bad it's still really bad it's really bad
How's this now how's this now how's this now
How's that now actually let's fall how
11k please this is youtube chat erasure we do not erase youtube chat into a
shed
can I bring up a gripe is that a fine thing to do because I've been getting
harassed by viewers of the lemonade sand podcast because I haven't run my 5k in
two weeks which by the way helps a lot to have a lot more time that it comes up
the wheel I will run it. Here's the deal though. Okay. What are they going to bring back Adobe
Anime? Because they got rid of it. The moment they started working with Lemonade Stand.
And I kind of like using that software. I would like to start the movement. Lemonade
Please bring back Adobe Anime.
They already brought it back.
Dang it!
Aiden always wins.
My life is hell.
Mods predictions.
How long is it going to take to get us the big prize?
Let's set the light at 30 minutes.
30 minutes from stepping foot into the arcade.
It's going to take five hours.
I don't think it's a question of time as much as it is money, right?
Like as long as I just swipe and play, I should eventually win.
It's not that hard to win a big prize.
If you're like, handsomely wealthy and have a nice $100 car,
and you ask for help from the workers.
He's corner there, he's not here,
But I'm low-key better at crane games than Connor. He's kind of washed. He hasn't played in a long time.
You're wealthy, not handsome, sorry.
What haircut should I go for today?
Anything, man.
Anything else?
Anything else. Literally anything else.
I might just cut off the blonde.
Yeah, you got some length now, I feel like good.
I have like at least an inch.
Pretty good.
That's enough.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Okay, man.
You're a professional.
I want you to drink a water right now.
I don't even think about doing that while you're driving.
The blonde suits you.
look like a 30-year-old shut up. I look at myself in the mirror sometimes, I think. Damn.
I look like I'm trying to look like a YouTuber. Reverse fade zero on top. I am not getting
First thing I'm not doing that the father banks
I'd shut off
What's in what's what's mulitarn?
You know he's got a mullying go
Guy last night
You don't remember Sam
You don't remember the interaction?
What's the line at the wedding?
Are you making up a person?
Your memories going?
That's far too young an age.
What's the line?
Where is extra Emily?
So I can is live all right someone message safe on we gotta end early
Please permit is my hair long enough to perm I don't think so I
Think I need a little I think I need more like that you could prop tell you to perm your ears me yeah
Because what you got right now?
Is an option?
You're saying
I'm saying it's an option
Not the one I can go for, y'know, but I can make anything I want, y'know, NOTHING, Y'know.
Better than all.
Weinberg called you a chud locale, that's just my username.
At least not live, I know I shouldn't have been live in a minute.
Who's the cameraman?
Ken.
He's doing a bad job, direct of all hate towards him.
Did you just zoom in on my hair?
You can tell the music.
Are you watching?
Yes, I am.
So I know you're lying because I do have it open.
Why is the stream's quality so good?
Because we've got Nico and the beat and State Farm sponsoring it.
And when you partner with State Farm, everything is good.
Dude, I wish he'd give me one of Jake's Polo's.
What's Jacob do today?
I'll hoop against him.
I can't believe you guys were voting against the hoop, by the way.
That was gonna lose.
So, go on a ride.
Is it sponsored? Yes.
The stream is sponsored by State Farm. They get a State Farm on the extreme.
You were wearing an ugly shirt earlier.
I think it was actually a really nice shirt, it just so happens that it made my hair look
green when I throw up.
So it's more of a me issue.
I'm not reading YouTube chat right now because I can only pull one.
I can't hear you, I'll pull it up right now, I'll close up a Twitch chat.
Push out, you can do whatever you want, I'm not in there.
YouTube chat, I'm coming.
Wait Tim, can we still change the thumbnail on YouTube chat?
Hoops is boring.
Well, okay, I'll give you that.
The one you wanna get to Jason
was one of the most insane things I've ever seen.
Did you change it to look at me?
Oh, I just wanted to see the car, dude.
Everything's about you.
You low key move up here.
Without I can see you.
I'm protecting the precious cargo in the car called Cam.
The Cam.
The equipment's expensive.
And not the guy.
You can go back to Twitch and it's okay, that's so sad.
We don't want you here.
You should shake both your eyebrows and grow a blonde beard.
Dude, can I tell you about how I was trying to scam this stream but it didn't end up mattering?
We were supposed to pick whatever the most uploaded comment was for the short and for
a while the most uploaded comment was on Instagram and it was the going to Thailand which just
isn't feasible.
I can't, I'm too old to go to Thailand, learn Muay Thai for 18 months, join the UFC, go
when defeated and then when they asked me why I did all that, saying this comment.
I'm two old. I'm 30. So I tried to pay off the guy who wrote the comment to edit his comment.
To which I found out you can't edit Instagram comments. So I said, I said, okay, maybe reply
a new idea then, you know, if you're, if you're coming in to make me most up for it, then like,
like I could go with his replied idea.
You know the idea he replied?
I left it open-ended.
I said, just let it be something I can do in the street.
Like I wasn't trying to scam crazy.
The idea he replied was shaving eyebrow.
Like, bro, I'd rather go to Thailand.
It's like, what are we doing?
Anyway, he's comment lost
because it didn't get nearly as many likes
as the YouTube one.
But just to lead it, here's the issue.
The second most liked Instagram comment,
which isn't even close to this point, was go bald.
Like, I don't know how long he knew without hair.
Dude, I have the worst face I've ever had on the internet.
I think it's number one.
I don't actually eat rubs, but it's close too.
You guys wanna see me bald in Browlitz?
We like you bald?
Just statistically, you don't.
Just like from raw numbers, you don't like me bald.
I'm going to go get the big prize.
Chat press is still open for another two minutes.
How long will it take me to get the big prize?
We're at 30 minutes.
The under is, um, about a bit of an underdog here.
Only 31%.
Go bald and meet up with normal line.
I've already done this.
I've literally tongue this.
Like, do you want me to do it again?
This is how you end up with a hangover part 3.
This is where I had to go with new ideas.
Would you rather have a chat that wants you bald, or one that insists you are already bald?
Oh, basically squicks a chat or mine chat?
Squicks chat's not bad.
There are a little too much for me though.
Squeaks Chat and Fineberg's Chat will have one in every 20 chatters say I'm so maternal
for him.
They're 30 year old men.
I mean Fineberg's not 30 but like you would say so.
I couldn't handle that.
going for the big prize and we're going on an arcade I'm not gonna tell you what
arcade but some of you probably are just gonna find out and come anyway to try
to get a picture just so you know I have security on me
I'll kill you
No, kill you, bro. He's killed that before
How do I use a 7 TV emo your cuckoo if you gotta ask your cuckoo
Thank you, Tim
The northern line into AF is generational. I've watched it twice. It was crazy to set up. I was telling me about the setup for it.
Did you finish Heat of Rivalry? No, I stopped at episode 5, which I need to watch. Because, apparently, it, like, climaxes.
That wasn't a double entendre, but it does.
does. How long do we have to wait? Are you really back of the car? How long till we're
there, person right now? You're supposed to give that up at like age 11. You should grow
your hair out, but I don't think I can grow it out if half of it's bleached, unless I
dye it all. To my roots? I guess people do that, right? That's like the thing where it
It goes from dark to light, ombre?
Yeah, but I'm not gonna get an ombre.
I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there.
That's it.
I mean, I guess I'm kind of there,
but like an ombre is like what you get
if you're in like Kappa, Alpha, and like a sorority
or something, like I'm not, I'm a 30 year old man,
I'm not gonna get an ombre.
You should get a neck tattoo, what of?
We might have to get a tattoo today, we have a brand-new, our tattoo artist on speed dial.
But I'm curious what would your suggestions be, Chad, if that comes up?
Again, I get the final say.
It's not like you guys get to pick here.
Outright.
You get to pick it away.
I'm not excited for that that's it you're getting a tattoo on stream is not
No, no, just parking to the left and right
Yeah, like I did it once on stream and I like almost cried. Oh pain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the pain
The edge chopper's super long.
We'll hop in.
Get a tattoo of Feinberg.
Ooh, the yard. That'd be cute.
How do you get a yard tattoo?
A state farm logo. Awesome idea.
Awesome idea. Let's keep giving them though.
All right, bro.
That was a flashbang.
What?
Oh, you look good.
You look great.
Okay, I think our job is to suss out one of the biggest prizes.
The what?
Oh yeah, that works really well on something.
Which one? Is it too loud?
Okay.
I think one of these is the grand prize.
I'm not going to get to eat.
I'm not going to go.
Late today.
They want that holiday.
They want it.
How bad is it?
Time, don't start the timer yet.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello.
it's way better way better whoa okay it's good zoom out better but it's a lot
okay well just turn down your computer if it's loud just turn it out no I'm
saying that. Guys, question. We're not gonna start the timer till I get the car
to sweat. I know he said when I walk in but I live. This is called a scam. I'm
gonna start the timer when I get the car to actually play because I probably
won't be able to play for like 30 minutes.
It's peeking. Someone will fix it dude, just wait. Also Niko, can you throw a chat
on the screen. That might be the big prize. This could be it. This could be it. That's
pretty big. Okay, some figurines. That's a big prize. That Yoshi's pretty big. Okay,
Yoshi? I'm not giving guys, respectfully, I'm not giving anything to Irony Mouse. That
is Connor's job, I'm keeping it. I want to die. I'm slow dead. She just went, ooh, streamers.
I'm 30, I'm 30, I'm really out here.
I'm friends with Stable Ronaldo.
Okay, this one could work.
What is that, though?
Yeah, it's a guy.
Yeah, of course.
What do y'all want to?
Oh, it's your birthday.
It's your birthday?
How old are you, man?
Hell, you a Shohei Otani fan?
Hell, me too, I like him.
All right, let's get a pic.
You want to do a group pic?
Oh yeah.
All right, hold up.
Everyone get to my left.
Who's y'all's favorite streamer?
Me?
Really?
Me?
Hey, nice to meet you guys.
All right, heck yeah.
Well, have a good birthday.
Thank you.
If I win something, I'll give it to you.
I got you.
See you guys.
I like when young people watch me.
is that weird to say because it means I can still do it for a few more years
because the 37 year old woman they got so much going on and that's my core
devil they're busy
all right whoa I think it shut down right there though but oh
Can you see my nose hair?
Don't get close.
I was asking you.
Okay, okay.
This one's...
It's big, but it's not like nice.
Can you give me a card?
Yeah, just throw a hondo on that.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
This is it.
This is it.
I think that's the best prize.
Oh, the buggy chopper.
I don't want to give it to the kid.
I want to keep it.
I got to win two.
It's just so cool.
I just keep wanting to see you watch One Piece.
Maybe quiz.
You probably think, OK, OK.
Have you ever seen One Piece?
You have?
Sick.
That's a good show.
show awesome how far are you how far are you you just starting okay okay all
right now don't worry there's that's you're up until one oh that's pretty
deep one oh it's pretty deep all right thank y'all
one is pretty deep it's not that deep they're not an egghead not an egghead
one is a long bar one of the one is long all right I'll just wait wait can I
Can I even win it?
Yeah, you pick up the circle.
Oh, drop me in the chute.
Alright, let's just take another...
Yeah, I think that's the best item.
I don't think there's one that I like more than that.
The only other one is maybe the Yoshi,
I don't like the material of those plushes.
What are these things?
I feel like I see like this type of plush.
You are crazy.
Yeah, okay, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, it is like a chibi quagsire.
It actually might be.
I think that's it, man.
Dude chuggy the clown. I like that. Yeah, I think we're gonna get chuggy chat. Yeah, which one do you like the most?
Which one do you like the most Yoshi first weeks you'd be very happy I think I
Have to give the price to the kid. I can't know up and be like I got this for squeaks. That's a funny
That's funny any fear in heads
Don't zoom on I know it's it's freer in because she got caught by a mimic you got the stream open
What is that?
It's my stream. Okay. Heck. Yeah, wait. Hold up. Let's check. Let's check. Are we followed?
Wait, what's the account name?
You just signed in
You didn't sign in okay. All right. Give me a second. I got a win a prize for you
It's your birthday too?
So rely on me.
All right.
Timer starts now, by the way.
So it's a pretty easy game.
All you have to do is put this in the hole.
Okay, it's going to be a little harder than I thought.
That was like $40.
It's hard, bro.
It's hard.
Dude, it's too far back.
It's too far back.
Okay, I have an idea.
Check it out.
I'll swing it.
Okay, I have an idea. Check it out. I'll swing it.
It's getting further back. I have to call someone. It's too far back.
Okay, okay, I can win this.
Crane games are simple because crane games are just an amount of games played and every
game you play it gets a percentage point stronger and then eventually gets strong enough to
to lift the item, because I'm clearly doing it correctly.
So as long as I give it a chance, just give it a chance.
You know what I mean?
That's all you need.
It will get the strength to go through.
That's good for us.
That's actually good for us.
I think even the plays, even the plays where it's not around it, it still makes it stronger.
go.
Thank you.
It's like it's like it's like
you're at an NFL quarterback
but you can hear the fans at
home.
I need to call someone. I need to call someone. I need to call someone. I need to call someone.
I need to call someone. Why is your hand up? Why is your hand up? Did you just win that?
Oh, so you got it? That's a nice, that's a homie move. I got to call someone to help
I'm going to win this you got me you he got me
just shouting just shouting anyone help I need the anime figurine please don't
point don't point it don't don't turn don't turn don't turn because that is
Such a bigger prize.
Should we pivot?
Let's turn it and then we'll see what they say.
They're going to say yes, bro.
So big.
It's so big.
We have to win that for the kid.
And then we can think about that.
Actually, though, yes.
Oh my god.
Maybe I could...
I should find a worker who's meandering.
L Scam. It's not an L Scam. I told the kid I would win that prize for him and he really likes buggy.
Hello?
It's cool.
It's possible to get a help on a certain price?
Uh, for the prices.
Uh, what's the price of you?
There's just a crane game and the piece is too far moved to pick it up.
Is it, uh, like in this sector or?
That sector over there.
Oh, okay, I got you.
I can send somebody for the sender please.
Okay.
Great. Thank you.
Customer service voice. I do have a good customer service voice.
Hey, it's a lot of ground up there. I agree.
I worked two and a half years. It's my second most tenured job.
You know, it's number seven.
of the college division, yeah.
I lied.
I was 11.
Oh, he's right here.
Hey, how's it going?
I was just looking for some help.
Wow, you're so fast.
Wait, how does this one work?
So what are you gonna do? You gotta pin this to the shoe, but it gets stronger, right? Yes
It tends to get stronger at some point
But then the mistake was it all us and that way I get chopped, okay
You know the one with the massive chopper where it's supposed to chop the rope? Oh, yeah
How impossible is that?
On the chopping yes
How many chops would it take one chop? Yeah, we just won't try if you're crazy good at it. You could get really yeah, but you can nail it
Really, yes, okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you. I will
He's got to be one chop he might just be the dope
How much time do we got yet?
It always rolls back.
We need more balls.
We're at 22 minutes already?
There's no way.
It's at 22 minutes left, right?
There's no way we've been here for half an hour.
It's so weak.
What is this 2017 content?
What is wrong with me winning a prize for the birthday of my oldest viewer?
Okay, you know what, it's straightened it, straightened it.
Click it again to pick it up.
Dude, you're coming up with like pokeball technique.
That's like pressing press a when it the poke one to the poke ball the cash rate doesn't work like that
It does pick it up I would like to apologize
to your genius VIP that guy much VIP that guy right now you're a genius
you're so smart thank you so much all right we're going for the big one now all
right let's give it to that kid dude that guy I didn't I literally I literally
thought they were lying I didn't know it could close around it earlier I got to
find that kid I have a present for him like a birthday present it's his birthday
Where is he? I don't even know his name.
He'll find us.
What was it?
I got you, bro. I got you. I got you.
You gotta actually watch the show, though.
You owe me a hundred episodes.
Wait, yeah, wait, what's the character's name?
Wait, wait, what's the character's name?
It's a cross-up of two characters.
Wait, what's your grades looking like right now?
What grade what grade
What are you failing in seventh grade?
What are you using AI for long division? What is it algebra?
Yeah, it's y equals mx plus b is not hard
That's fine learn Spanish. Oh she's deaf. Oh.
Get better in school. Get better in school y'all.
She's deaf. I don't know she's deaf. I just assumed she was a Spanish teacher.
Dude, the next one's cooked.
They're failing five classes and he goes, it's alright, I'm using AI.
I'm like, that's not...
Alright, y'all.
That was a side mission because we found the actual biggest prize, which is this Luffy
Chopper.
I'm not giving it to that kid, he's got too many Fs.
This one's a little different though.
It's a little more skill-based.
So you have to hold, appreciate that.
Do you want to help me win this?
Do you want to maybe just cut the rope a little bit
with the file?
All right.
Well, I'll do my best, then.
OK.
So it moves.
Show from the side.
It moves this little, like, razor forward.
I'll do it right now.
And then, please wait.
And then I have to release it.
And then it's supposed to chop the rope.
And apparently, you can do it in one try.
I don't know how much I believe that, but we'll find out.
I've drained the card.
We have 15 attempts.
Well, let's see.
Maybe.
Because I haven't cut once.
Dude, it's hard to time it.
It speeds up, I swear.
I don't think I've done it once.
OK.
Okay, it's actually really hard to hit.
It speeds up, I swear.
Dude, this is not fun.
I haven't cut it once.
I'm blowing through cash.
Tap it to cut again.
Shut up.
Okay, so here's the deal.
It's like my hand has to stop exactly in the middle of the camera, but it goes like this.
And then at the end, it's like too fast.
I haven't had one cut yet.
I haven't had one!
It's so hard.
I've literally gone through $100.
I've literally gone through $100.
It doesn't cut when it touches.
I think it will,
But maybe not like all the way through.
The issue is I haven't got a clean cut one time in 14 attempts.
It must be really hard with crooked eyes.
Put in another $100.
Break the class!
Yeah, okay.
You guys must go to the same school as those kids.
Real thinkers in chat.
What would Tim send me?
What is even that?
All right, we're waiting on Yango.
It'd be so awesome to win though.
Yeah, the razors on the right and then it pushes it into like the styrofoam on the left
Yeah, what up?
What's your name?
How are you guys doing?
You cool being on stream right now, is it alright?
Alright, hell yeah.
You guys want to grab a pic?
Alright, let's do it.
You a ramps fan?
Yes, I'm a ramp fan.
Alright, get fucked.
What the heck?
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Alright, hop in, hop in.
Alright, I gotta meet you guys. Have a good one.
Yeah, I'll see you, I'll see you.
I gotta meet you, man. Hey, you too.
Yeah, fuck, they lost.
Can you see the nose hairs? Okay, could you maybe go from a different angle?
One with maybe less nose hair.
Where's Yingo? There he is. Alright y'all. How much is on this? Are you being serious?
Okay. It's such a slow machine. Okay, whatever. That's enough. Ah, it's frustrating. It's
It's frustrating.
Oh!
Dude.
Oh my God.
That wasn't even that bad.
That was so quick.
I didn't even need your help, bro.
I've seen it, your spirit, your belief.
Damn!
That's actually pretty crazy.
I can't believe it. I thought I was gonna be here for like a genuine hour. I think we got both in 30 minutes
Yeah
I got it shouldn't there be lights going off or something
It's the biggest prize
damn that's actually awesome I think this is the biggest prize easily in the
arcade wait is stream drop I have stream dropped I swear I can't tell
stream crash oh we're good all right my chat frozen the only message I saw is
due to forest up there and so I wasn't sure if he was actually frozen
dang bro that's crazy okay I gotta pull somebody
You were right.
Can I say something?
I thought you were lying to me.
You were right.
It took one cut.
It wasn't even that hard.
I mean, it was kind of hard.
I can grab it?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
All right, you ready to go?
Hey, this for y'all.
Enjoy. See you guys.
See ya!
I feel like an asshole.
He has this little baby-ass bitch chopper.
I'm like, all right, see ya, bro.
I'm a go now.
I won this it was awesome. Thanks guys
I know it's awesome. Whoo! Yeah! Today's a good day! Today's a good damn day!
Hey, look at this dude, bro.
No meme, he's as tall as Yngo.
All right, bro.
How long were we in the arcade in total?
That might have been a half hour.
That was easy.
What was different about the last swing? Did you feel anything or was it all random?
It felt like it was always a little too early, a little too late and I was just like, you know what I mean?
It was like everything slowed down type shit. You know what I mean?
Like I started to see the forest for the trees.
Elbit rate? Yeah, we're in a parking garage. It's going to be a bit ass. We might F.
Yeah, we'll wait out here.
Dude, I'm actually so pumped about this.
So that was like a hundred, basically a hundred ten dollars for both prizes.
That's still kind of pricey.
It's still kind of pricey.
This is probably like a fifty dollar plush.
Yeah, right?
I think it's gonna be fifty bucks, sixty bucks maybe.
L ads, get boomed.
What about that thing on Twitch where you run ads
and then your viewers shoot up 3,000?
Really?
It's like every time someone runs ads,
their viewers shoot up and then they plummet
after the ads end.
One of the big things like 80 bucks,
there's no way this is $20.
You guys are delusional, genuinely do-loo-loo.
I won this!
It's not too hard to win if you guys check out the machine.
It's the cut one.
Thank you.
Hey, you just gotta time it.
You'll feel it, bro.
You got intuition, I can tell.
You want me to help you make it happen?
I'll try.
I got you next time.
My secret's like that.
It's like, what's he think I got?
Like, I tell him how to do it.
All of a sudden, they start changing the machine.
Ludwig!
Same thing.
Peace out, man.
Go Dodgers!
Dodgers fans, good people.
A lot of people think I'm pretty cool,
because I got his.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, let's just drive a little bit out so it doesn't F and then we can spin the wheel.
Sorry, can you wait?
Sorry, I got to buckle him up.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
Kind of buckles in his face a little bit, but sorry, that's what it is.
All right, Chad, we're going to spin the wheel in the car.
I think we're able to do it while we're moving because we might have something to do on the
road. Cam. Oh look at this. We got the wheel bro. Alright so here's the deal. It's the
same exact situation as before where we're going to spin the wheel and then you guys
can vote whether you want what's on the wheel or whatever living on a planet. Okay. We get
Get a little risky again, get a little unsafe, random,
we're taking a safe route.
You see it?
It's our living on a prayer wheel.
It spins way more on digital.
If it's a repeat, we'll re-spin.
Do nothing for 30 minutes.
Yeah, I guess it starts now. Now what do nothing specifically means? It doesn't mean don't
talk, just to be clear. But it does mean I can't have any technology. That's the real
point of this. So, start my 30 minute timer. What a dumb idea I had. I came up with all
these. No, no, it does not mean stop talking, just to be clear. I made up this idea. It
is not what that means.
Or, actually before we do this, I'm being silly,
maybe you guys don't like the don't read chat
for 30 minutes one.
You might also prefer.
Buy something new, you can buy anything, you just got to be new, alright, I'll leave it
to y'all.
You can actually just pull over for a bit, just drive around like this area, yeah.
Alright, Ma, let's give you a run of pull, what do you want?
We buy something new, or do we do nothing for 30?
Are we living on a prayer or living on a plan?
I'll leave it up to you guys.
I don't mind either way.
Okay, just to be clear, just to be clear,
the point of living on a plan is that it's something,
you know, reliable, trustworthy, secure.
It doesn't mean I buy a new car.
Like you guys are, so I get to pick the new thing, not you.
That's the plan idea.
What's the prayer?
The prayer is do nothing for 30 minutes,
AKA just, I can't use any tech.
Buy a reliable car, how we're thinking.
Guys, it is unanimous.
We're ringing the bell all right y'all let's do it you know what I'm thinking
because I've been feeding for it all day living on a plan
That's what we're buying. That's new bro. It's huh cute changes you a dealership
Now you good, bro this this old reliable
Yeah, you know where we're going.
You know where we're going.
Criss-horns aren't new.
Wait, if they're baked today, they aren't there.
They're looking new, no?
Should we buy a new Criss-horn or a Yingo, a Lambo?
Should we swap to that, Mike, maybe?
Yeah, we can.
I might swap the battery too.
Probably sounding.
Yo, what up?
What up, what up, what up, what up?
What is up?
Oh, yeah.
You a pole?
Guys, we're living on a plan right now.
Alright?
And with the power of State Farm, you two can live on a plan,
but that plan is going to be safe,
going to be reliable, it's going to be trustworthy.
It's not random.
It's not something chap decides.
I promise you that.
Proposal your agents are gonna be Chad and I have agency on what that new thing is now
We'll look around the area by the light
I just did ask one a croissant. We're going there and this just kind of worked out
But but that doesn't mean we can't uh, oh you got a new UI
That's your best good
How are you looking?
I was, I was, I just saw the fingerprints.
That's much better.
Are you good?
I just want to make sure he knows.
Better swap. Alright.
you
you
you
you
You
Here's the whole time now. I'm gonna listen to this too
Kelby's chirping
Kelby's chirping all he's chirping. Oh 30 minutes of black screen. So that's what we're paying you for you for that's interesting
That's an interesting thing to pay for actually. It's actually not a you. It's just a cam. Oh cam 30 minutes of black screen
Huh. Maybe I'll give you 30 minutes of these hands at basketball.
That won't fly.
Does it push live?
Yeah.
Chat. Sorry for the L reloads.
He actually reloaded it quick, but it auto shut off the TVU.
I think on some failsafe and we just didn't realize I was talking nonsense for like five
minutes that you guys realized.
But we're back. We're gonna buy something new.
And I need one of you guys to look up because I was curious how much this actually costs.
It's called the XXL Jumbo Chopper Classic Luffy.
It is not available in the states outside of round ones, but I think it's
out in Japan, so you might have to look up like pricing on a Japanese website or something and convert.
But I'm curious how much USD this is for, again, XXL Jumbo Chopper Classic Luffy.
It looks fire. He's got a Luffy scar. I'm actually so pumped about that. I'm not gonna lie.
If the rest of the day goes bad, it was my saving grace.
Can you hear me chat?
Mushy Mush.
Do you want to guess how much it is?
$85.
$67.
Oh, they're all spamming it.
Wait, actually, apparently it's on sale on eBay for $200.
So you made money?
We made money today.
That's crazy.
I've never gone to the arcade and made money.
Wait, that's actually insane.
I'm seeing 150 on Amazon.
Still, though, that's crazy.
22 bucks there's no universe is $22
No universe eBay has scam resellers. I know I used to be that one. I was a kid I
Would sell stuff on eBay that I would take from my mom's house
Like her DVDs you know watch in a while
And I try to sell it on eBay to get eBay bucks so I can buy stuff on eBay
and I would do a
Allegedly an auction and I would allegedly bid on an alt account to increase the auction price on an alt account. Yeah
Back in the good old day be like $30
The legend
Get a luffy tattoo
Due to straw hat could be a cool tattoo
The straw hat, the yard logo, those are the two ideas that I've heard so far that I think are fire.
The Minecraft tattoo.
Uh, it's a little...
It's a little... it's a little... it's a little pricy.
It's a little nuts.
Hold on, let me refresh. I think it's crazy to lay it out.
Here we go.
A one-piece flag.
I don't really like the Jolly Roger as much as I like the shot had.
Get a tattoo that's this fat little cow.
No. I don't want that.
Get a Ludwig tattoo.
A stone beer tattoo.
Squeaks his face, OGC, Tim deserves a raise on your neck, and stoke him in the race just
get the tattoo of it, neither.
Cold one.
Tigglypuff snorting, okay, obviously we're not going to finish your sentence.
said F yingo me okay you said no to the tattoo
Epsilon people could get the wrong idea
get a tattoo of slime I already have one
cold one would be tough cold one would be crazy
Jake from State Farm, Full Art on the back, Color.
Tom Brady.
Drake May, 2026 Super Bowl MVP.
I get it today.
That's kind of awesome.
That would be kind of awesome.
Drake May Superbowl MVP.
Get an Ohtani Tath, Dodger's Logo wouldn't be bad, it's also my initials, a Tip-to-Tip
What's that?
Bloodburg, I'm not gonna get a ship name with Feinberg tattooed on my body.
Did a K-Truck.
Ooh, what about Chinese honza for Baba?
The Chinese honza for Baba.
Or Baume.
Barbed wire around the bicep, could be the look, Michael Reeves and you get mashing
tattoos.
Okay.
Just think like optically about me wringing a Michael I go dude, doing a state-form sponsor
stream.
I would say you come on down, you wake up that body of yours, you know got one?
start today when I was younger I really wanted to get jigglypuff from the top
tattoo like the meme culture yeah no it's jigglypuff from the top but then I
realized that if I just had a black circle tattoo people just think I have
like melanoma or something like it would it wouldn't look like the mean it would
just look like I have some problem because I have a black circle
my first tattoo I actually got on the street it was
no
Wrong ankle.
Oh, I went with you.
You did that.
That was awesome.
This one right here.
This is what Nick did.
This is the first one.
This is a...
It's supposed to be Jigglypuff's crown
from Smash
and then a cereal bowl.
You forgot what foot it was on?
Yeah, I did.
That's gonna be fair.
That might be the spot that I pick.
Or maybe the thigh.
I'm gonna pick left thigh.
I'm kind of leaning Luffy hat.
Luffy hat would go hard.
I thought it was a King Boo crown.
It was supposed to be a Jigglypuff crown.
Nice foot chatter.
Sniffa.
So weird.
Phase logo I would pass.
I don't know what tattoo I would get about Tony.
That would be normal.
I don't think you can do one.
It'd probably be like,
you'd have to be like a Jersey,
like back of the Jersey, 17 Otani, or to 17.
You could do 17 with...
Like a heart around it.
No.
No.
No, it's like four crowns.
17 Otani faces.
One for every MVP, what will say?
You get a Patriots 25-26 champs. I was just talking about that. Well, I said Drake May Super Bowl MVP
Which is even harder I guess to get to get right
We're going to so right now we're living on a plan the first time you guys did it we rang the bell
Which means we have to buy something new.
And so I want to...
I want to first off...
Maybe I won't count this as the new thing, but I want to get this.
Mole cow in Chinese. I don't think that exists.
I don't think...
You could... It would probably end up being like funny cow.
Which is that?
Out there.
Lava Shkiri.
Wherever you can run it, we can walk a bit too.
It's Saturday bro, it ain't easy to park in LA on a Saturday.
Oh, LA things.
Dude, that's a crazy car.
easy car do an arrow pointing to your chest hole that says my hole
jk was a okay they get the 10 gifts today I think I hope John Paul gave five
earlier as well someone else gave five I missed it I feel bad
by Jaguar I have too many cars I have too many cars bro I'm good with the amount
of cars I got I mean you can just drop a fucking off
yeah I was gonna turn around top of your level front even here's final top off
All right.
Are you ready?
Okay, let me get a treat. Can I grab that?
Yeah, you get that.
Oh, we're out. That's the car I was talking about. That Jaguar.
Yeah, that's nice.
Dude, I'm low key a car guy. I call it a Jaguar from the ass.
I didn't see the logo, dude that car is so nice, should we buy it?
Oh, technically not new, wouldn't count, kind of an old Jaguar to be honest, it's nice though,
it is very nice.
You know what I never got, guy who poses for pictures in front of a car they don't hold,
they see a nice car that poses the picture in front of it, unless it's like your dream
car maybe and that's the first time I'm seeing it.
I feel like all these videos are just fake though.
What you mean?
Oh yeah.
Those ones are fake but I've seen people doing real life.
You're talking about like, guy who owns the car, who's like sitting and someone like a
girl singing a picture and they hit the alarm.
Those are fake.
Get a tattoo of a croissant?
It's kind of blown up on Twitter.
Yeah, that's a bit of a camera turn.
I think I'm going to take photos.
What's my f-stop, you asked?
Oh, okay, yeah.
Okay, Chad, we're going to lose.
If you guys remember watching that video that I made, where I worked at a French bakery for 24 hours, this is the bakery.
And I love this place. I haven't been in a long time.
I was craving it because bluecombed it on my Instagram
And anytime I see his name my mouth just salve salve salvitates salvates salvates salvitates
Salvates salvitates
It gets wet
And so we're eating the song
But I also have to get something new what's new
Chat saying food doesn't count as a new
well like a book would count as new phone as new phone does count as new there's
so much like a shirt yeah yeah yeah sure it's just I guess it's gonna be
something not consumable sorry about that
No line over here.
How are you doing, man?
Good to see you.
Good to see you, pal.
Thank you for the assist.
I got you.
My mom came.
My mom?
Yeah.
Yeah.
With my aunt and her friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Do you have to meet them?
Yeah.
and then I still do this thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Before he was like,
how's your one?
That was cool.
Yeah, it read a lot of mannerisms.
How you doing, man?
Good, nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
We are here.
I'm live streaming on there,
but I wanted to christen really bad.
I'm sorry, message.
I had to come through.
You're here.
I had to come through.
Good for it.
So we're just gonna grab something
and just go walking.
And you probably can't range yourself up because...
Yeah, low key.
Yeah.
If you don't have them all made, I can make one.
Thank you.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Good to meet you Ben.
How are you doing?
You doing well?
You want some?
Yes.
Oh no.
How you doing?
Good how are you?
I'm chilling.
You're back.
I'm back.
I've been craving a croissant.
Let's go.
Um, can I do you want with chocolate?
Is this a trick?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I do three panels of blocks?
Um, do you want a coffee?
No, I think I'm scared of that.
Actually, I feed you water.
You're good.
You're good.
I know.
Have you been how do you use it next month wait
last music video of the drama, which is like,
we listen to it.
You ever seen about it?
No, no, no, no.
That's good.
Be nice.
That's right.
The best part.
Good to see you.
Hey, it's good to see you.
Have a good rest of your day.
Have a good weekend.
Good to do.
Chat, boom.
He's streaming a rattle.
He's streaming a rattle.
I got you.
We did one, actually.
I worked like 24 hours, where I was like,
You woke up early, anything else on us?
Sorry, I couldn't take care of you.
No, you're good.
I did the whole thing.
I made the sandwiches.
I made the croissants.
I made the coffee.
I worked the register.
So just working for 24 hours in like a French bakery.
Nice.
And Luz is awesome.
I literally just discovered it like last night.
Oh, yeah.
I'm already back.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't pull you here every week.
Yeah.
So really good to meet you.
And it's good to meet you.
You're good to meet you too.
All right.
I'm off.
Lou?
Good to see you.
Good to see you, man.
You got what you wanted?
I got what I wanted, bro.
Hey, be good man. I'll see you again.
See you soon, man.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Jed, is this kind of something new? Can we just call it a day?
Let me hold up.
Look how beautiful they are, bro.
Dude, it's so, um...
Yeah, yeah.
There's a store here, you can come up with a shirt or something.
It's just to count it for the no scam?
It's surely to count it.
Holy shit, those look so good. Dude, they're so good.
They are so good, man. They're so flaky.
Alright. I mean, I could lowkey just buy something real quick to count it.
I just have to... there's just a lot of food in this area.
I just got to see if there's like a not food spot.
There's actually so much food.
All the food.
There literally is. Or I could get like gel nails.
Which would count, I guess.
It's new. You see some?
Is that a store?
Where's the restaurant called?
E-mail? No, Tangerine's the motel.
Oh, you can get a new room.
with this count oh yeah I definitely can't I mean at least someone bought it
and put it in there dude why would you fucking say that out loud when you could
not say it out loud I keep real bending machine doesn't count I guess oh this
place all of in time that could work as me sounds pretty good yeah right it's
pretty fire I know you bet they get by
um is this food as well no it's all of
in time food maybe they sell olive oil
would that count yeah yeah yeah
Oh, that's food.
Okay, okay, I have an idea.
There's the eye doctor over there, I get fake glasses.
That would count.
Right?
Yeah.
New pair of glasses.
What about a car wash? Does that count?
The water's being recycled somewhere else.
Shut up.
I'm gonna swing, bro.
I'm gonna swing it.
Oh sunglasses, that could be the play.
It's great. Yeah, I don't have a pair.
Hold on while we're waiting.
That's a healing though, that's a healing elixir.
I could go to the bank and get a new hundred dollar bill.
I see you got any new ones?
You just love them blowouts. It's a good motto.
Years long enough you get a blowout.
Could you?
You could.
What is a blowout?
Is that what it sounds like?
A Brazilian blowout?
Yeah, they just basically blow dry your hair.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm getting the feeling this place doesn't sell like regular ass glasses.
Yeah, it does. I don't feel like an athlete.
Man, how is it this hard to just have a shop?
There's no way this is gonna work.
It's a bunch of dental practitioners and optometrists.
Maybe it's not too precious.
You want to ask?
We need something new, right?
You want to ask if they sell a tooth from juice?
There we go, I found it, we go to Sinclair, oh, what's this, so on a chair, station and
There's a bunch of new stuff there yeah
But actually they bought it wholesale and now they're selling it retail my name's Cam by the way
Fingers
Oh, they're great.
Mm-hmm.
Alright, Chad, where are we at?
Ooh, a lottery ticket.
Or a scratcher.
Actually, can I do that?
Kelly, what about a scratcher?
Does that count?
A new honey packet.
Buy 15 new gifted subs.
Oh, that's really good cheese.
I've trained you guys so well.
It's actually beautiful.
You know what I hate in America is, at any like walk, crosswalk, you have to click the
button for it to light up. Like that shit should auto light up click or no click. Every time.
It's stupid for you to have a green for the cars but not for the people.
I was like what if you didn't get there in button time you know what I mean?
He said no to the scratchers.
Tell him there's a beer in my store next door not to worry about it.
Come back with a pack of zins, Kelby, we're good.
Hey, how's it going?
Doing well. What y'all up to?
You going to visit your parents?
Alright, I will enjoy it.
I got a croissant.
Lose, you been?
Lose is awesome.
Gotta go to lose.
Hey, good to meet y'all. Have a good one.
I thought about low-key buying something from them, and then I was like, it wouldn't be new.
And Cam would bring it up.
Okay.
I'm done bringing it up.
Page Hatters.
That's not Page Hatters.
If you watch Ludwig, you will end up in a healthy relationship.
And if you play MCSR Rank, you will exit that relationship shortly.
Alright. We just gotta buy anything new.
New gas.
Where's Ingo? Ingo!
I think I'll get your butt.
Okay, something awkward.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
There are things that could be good what would suck is milk mile
I mean a lot of these actually suck a lot of these suck dug dug challenge right now. That's just you right now
I mean, that's just me. Oh, that's great. There's some word
We did I might ask you to tap in my dream right now is when it prize a universal that would be an awesome cuz that would be very fun
All right, yeah, we're spinning the wheel here's the deal after I spin the wheel
I'm gonna show you the living on a plan option because as always you guys get to choose are we living on a prayer
we're living on a plan.
So here's our living on a prayer option.
And we're spinning the wheel.
If it is a repeat, we're gonna re-spin.
Repeat equal re-spin.
What?
It's just in there, you're making that face.
Congratulations to the winner.
It's a repeat, it's a repeat, spin the wheel.
It's a repeat, we don't have to do it.
It's a repeat, I'm not doing what I'm not.
not to 100 more burpees bro I just said repeat equal re-spin
100 burpees would kill me
ooh mystery smoothie okay let's run it I think back yeah we go back home
Let's ra- Oh!
We want to do the little plan.
Sorry.
We would go back home depending on what chef prefers because we could move on a plan.
Keep forgetting the plan.
It's because I just assumed you guys would never do the plan.
Okay.
So it's up to you guys.
So we're gonna go home, we're gonna make a mystery smoothie, or you guys can vote.
Are we living on a plan, run up a more safe route, do a little in the car, car wash Q&A
is what we're gonna call it.
Go through a car wash, during a car wash you guys can ask any question you want, I'll answer
honestly.
So do you decide, mods, could you please set the poll in both tracks?
That croissant was amazing.
A Garwash Q&A or Mystery Smoothie?
Are we living on a plan or living on a prayer?
Yeah, I thought I'd take my ass home.
Take it home?
Take my ass home, okay.
That idea sucks.
I thought it'd be fun.
I thought it'd be kind of fun to go through a Garwash
and be like, here, what the hell, I'll be fine.
aren't you curious about what's in his brain of mine aren't you curious
This is a little naga on mine.
Okay, wait, pause.
Chat, lowest.
Now we should...
I was gonna say, should we just run to Universal right now, because we're here?
But we have to wait for it to come up on the wheel.
That's the point of the wheel stream.
We gotta let the wheel control our lives.
So it's a mystery smoothie.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, Pete messaged me, he said, watching the streams with the kid and wanted to let
you know at least one out of the two of us love it.
And I just gotta wonder who it is.
I just gotta wonder.
Alright chat, we're going to go home right now.
We are waiting to get there, it's going to take a little bit, but when we do we're going
do mystery smoothie but this was a nice
excursion I also think there's gonna be
an issue I don't know if there's a way to
digitally remove the wheel options we've
already done so we're gonna end up with a
lot of reskin which I don't mind doing
physically but on the digital when it
takes a minute
Oh
I'm
Nice to live here
They still walk the school all that street. That's crazy. That's yeah
That's the thing show them the thing bro. That's the famous thing
Oh, a little flashbang there. Sorry about that.
Bro, am I in? Is it flashbang?
Did I just lost?
Dude.
No, no, no, I didn't. No, I had to turn that to skin on the ground.
I thought the map just took me a second.
Flashbang!
Uh-oh.
Did you guys see it?
Oh, none of you did. You're in heaven now?
Cool.
All right, let's see what else is on the wheel
Let me read it right now because I'm curious you got me
I mean some of the things aren't bad, but I wouldn't say the wheels majority good
Okay, here's what's on the wheel we have
Dug-Dug challenge. That's bad.
Let a friend do a makeover. That's whatever. Put a stranger on a shopping spree. That's fine.
Win a prize at Universal. That's fine.
Basketball 1v1 if I lose I give him a thousand. It's kind of bad.
IQ test, that's fine. MASH 200 CPM. That's really hard.
Beat my RSG time. That's fine. 1v1 to chatter if I lose give him a thousand. That's hard.
Cook a chicken farm, that's fine, mystery smoothie, that's bad, milk mile, that's bad,
5k New York, that's bad, wax lake foley, that's bad, coal plunge, that's bad, make chat,
chat pick set too, that's bad, pay a viewers tuition, that's bad, I mean it's good, but
it's like, you know, A did not get happen, right?
B8's doing that.
your rsg time might take a whole rest of stream oh Tim can you right now actually
hop on the computer make sure we have Minecraft downloaded and the toggle to
switch between like 15 instances my rc times 39 minutes right now so it should
be easy to beat
Oh nice, my student loans are only 167k.
Okay, just to be clear, it's half a 10k.
If you landed on basketball 1v1, would you re-spin or would it count since you didn't do it?
Well, we never hit it in the first place.
We thought we hit it, but we actually hit go to the arcade.
So I wouldn't risk it.
What? I thought you were going to pay 300k.
10k doesn't even cover my semester. Really? Your semester's tuition is 10k?
That's because you went out of state.
What are you doing out of state? Out of state school, I bet, too.
How much is that worth tuition, bro?
In-state 12k, just so you go to California school.
You went out of state, that's because I got rejected from the only in-state university worth my salt.
I applied to my in-state university in Shinkai.
9,000 pound 18k, 4.5k.
40k
Guys, we're just talking about tuition here. Are you including like room board and like all the additional fees?
40k a semester for tuition is insane
What the hell
Dude, I don't want to say drop out but low-key
45k like when do you plan on paying that off?
You have to pay $40k for Cambridge Postgrad?
I mean, I guess that's chill if you had Cambridge Postgrad though.
to a trade school people love saying that 34k semester for medical school I
thought I was gonna be a 24-hour stream the wheels gonna control my life I
think we're gonna add an end stream option at some point but I mean it's
gonna go it's gonna go all day basically it's gonna go right up till
at that time. We got a leg at probably another 12 hours. You're all gonna be asleep by the
time this stream is
sixty-five K for a double degree in AI prompt engineering and crypto swing
to me
I see you guys are really
You guys got it made.
I'll say it about shame, I got you. Appreciate that, Kyle.
What are you touching?
I'm setting them up. You had a kind of slouch.
What are you touching?
What are you touching?
What?
No, no, no, no.
There's a void, you know.
What are you?
Dude, I kind of like these glasses.
They look good.
Do they make my eyes look more level?
Yes.
Thank you.
Travis has spoken a while, is he okay?
He's showing.
He's showing.
He's got his tummy hanging out though.
Let's put that away, bro.
Travis has spoken a while, is he okay?
He's showing, he's showing.
He's got his tummy hanging out though.
Let's put that away, bro.
Do you see now that 10K is too low for college?
Oh brother, I mean,
I don't think anyone's gonna be mad about getting 10K.
I feel like anyone's pretty pumped.
Thank you, Joe G, for the tier three, god damn.
Okay, your tuition's low.
You look like old Jack Doherty.
Let's see if that's on the wall.
Tattooed the glasses on your face.
Could be the butt.
Kirk Cousins is getting released. Where was he at? The Falcons?
Yeah, he was there.
No, he wasn't. That was Michael Paynex Jr., right?
Yeah, but that was the backup.
He was the backup on the Falcons?
Yeah.
Okay. That was him.
Fuck.
Did they really feel secure with Michael Paynex Jr.?
Yeah, that's probably why I'd be 42 or something.
Tattoo eyeliner.
My leading tattoo ideas are Luffy hat, yard logo, I had a third one.
Show me.
Dodgers is great.
No, no, no.
Patriots Super Bowl 60 champions
What are your super little plans I'm going
Pay for my trip to wash Masayoshi to conica dude. I got tickets to that
It's in April
Tattoo cutie on you? I don't think she'd like that.
You're going to the Super Bowl at the stadium? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm running it. Osha hot, thank you, the Prime.
Is that your real hair? Yes.
Guys we did not roll tuition a lot of people are giving me why the tuition will help them first off
I'm not picking on like some merit-based who has the best
You know excerpt about it. It's gonna be fully random
Obviously like whoever wins lots of 18 plus in the States and have to prove
That you have a tuition to be paid for
but we haven't rolled it yet and
In shala we won't
I mean or we will like either way
Give me 10k for CS cases.
Hold up.
Yeah, okay, we can talk to Kelby about it.
This is the most LA I think I've seen you.
This is an LA look.
Bleach hair with these shades.
In the States? Yeah, you gotta be in the States.
But I don't want to hear anyone complaining about how you have to only be in the States when it comes to tuition.
If you're in Europe, your tuition's already a tenth of the people in the States.
The Americans need this, bro.
You guys are complaining, like, what do you have to...
10K covers your four years.
What are you mad about?
Ain't tuition cheap in Canada, too?
Same thing applies.
I get paid to go to school in Canada.
See?
Which I my hair is not green.
We're learning about skulls in medical school and it turns out my face is also crooked.
Don't worry.
We can also crooked it.
My friend is sharing can you give him a shout out?
Yeah.
Shout out flaming hot chicken wings friend.
Hope that helps.
Think of D-Stoff?
I'll re-bleach would fix it. I'm not trying to re-bleach wrong. I'm trying to go back to root color
Which mossy ocean country go into I don't know I forget I think it was the 13th and I have to look again
What about medical debt low key I feel like everyone's bringing up their medical school debt just to flex at their med school
Like nobody's asking bro got like 18 doctors in my chat flexing on us
Super Bowl Bowl score I'm gonna go 42 7 Patriots win
Why is it blows a shit off smooth?
That's my guess. Off top.
Oh, medical debt is different than I was thinking about tuition, so...
Okay, never mind, you're back to being valid.
or a gambling game of course not actually gambling is bad.
What about my mortgage?
Okay let me chat, let's refresh for a second.
I'm going to make a smoothie right now, that's where you're at.
Now, eventually, the tuition thing will come up. It's expressive for tuition.
Go pink hair. What should I do for my haircut?
I don't know if I should try to keep the blonde alive.
No. I think it might look weird, but if I cut it,
All the blown-ups can be so short.
Yeah.
What's the, uh, frosted tips?
Should I go frosted tips?
A little Justin Timberlake vibe.
The chat should be add, pay everyone's jets off to the chat.
To the wheel.
I mean technically you guys could have chose that, but instead you chose run a 5k in New
York.
This is kind of on you, like I don't feel bad.
I literally said the most up-voted comments what I'll do.
And you guys chose for a 5k in New York.
This is kind of on you.
30,000 of you guys upvoted that.
You really could have had it made.
It's the LS viewers fault.
I know I'm on.
They lurk amongst us, unfortunately.
The flaw of democracy.
Would you go to New York today?
No.
The comment is this year.
But I would do it much sooner than like end of the year.
Why don't people put legally Mary's law in it?
I mean, if that one had one, I would have had to have asked him.
And if he said no, it's a no.
You know what I mean?
Like, he has to be a consenting party to be married.
But if he said yes, it would have been a beautiful ceremony.
You wouldn't say no, I think you would I think you'd be like, oh, something such paper work
bro.
And I'd be like, yeah, you're right, it is.
You think you would say no?
You guys just don't know slime, like at all, like slime just know to go in to get dinner.
Getting married is so much more work than dinner.
If it were to impede with his Bellatro Street Fighter watching stream time, he would say no.
Thank you, Macilius.
Can you follow me on LinkedIn? No, I'm good off that. I don't think I know my login.
Thank you finer
I have not done the tattoo yet. We just rolled we done today did a hundred burpees I
Made a beat that's pretty good. I
Went to the arcade I won this guy
I bought something new, and now we're making a mystery smoothie.
I think it's our day so far.
Pretty good.
It's actually as good of a start as I could have hoped for.
I mean, it could have been like one and milk mile, and then get a tattoo.
Dude, you're right.
You guys are talking to me?
Yeah, your chopper's really not feeling well.
Okay.
okay oh my god please freaking draw maybe take better care chopper no
would you buy the glasses what do you think read them on a scale of 1 to 10
10 being you wish you had them on you right now, 1 being you would burn them if you saw them.
1.
What?
Why are you laughing?
What?
What was there any other numbers?
six seven and that's all the numbers that you are spamming. It's a couple tens.
Let I sub and I appreciate that. Thank you Kyle Durf.
Tattoo the glasses on your face?
I don't think you know how tattoos work.
Have you ever moved to New York?
No.
to New York. No, I'm not in New York. Where are you going? We're going to do the smoothie.
Mystery smoothie.
get an eyeball tattoo, is that a real thing?
I guess they're like color the white part, right?
Eww!
Ow!
They don't use the gun though, they like just inject it.
Eww!
Gross still!
I know lip tattoos are like the most like fraudulent, right?
Like the go-away.
Yeah, they're supposed to, but I think for some people, they're just strapped down.
And then Fingies are also supposed to go, eh?
Yeah, Palms, too.
Palms?
What was the champ that released in League when you started playing?
I remember when I first started playing?
I don't even remember, actually.
Gangplank, I think?
Uhhh...
No, when I started playing last, I mean it was like two years ago, who ever...
Yonara, I think was new.
I feel like Yonara.
Or maybe, who's the...
The mid-laner?
Korean dude, you got the paintbrush?
Why?
That's it, right?
Why?
Do characters that drop in league drop in TFT the same time?
No, I think that makes sense.
Because it comes with a set?
Yeah.
Just a one-on-one drop on the set.
Seems really bad at playing like the double-up game where you team up with somebody.
Gig Ross and Rachel on a break? Surrenblenio, of course, yeah.
No, I think he broke the faith of the agreement.
He's right by the letter of the law, but it was a bad faith move.
You should get addicted to TFT.
It's really fun.
Yeah, it's just really boring to watch, and I don't want to stream it, and I don't really
play too many video games in my off time.
Outside of the video games, I'm trying to get a code on stream.
In Ender Dragon Tattoo, that could be the play.
I could get a lava bucket and then a text underneath and it says hot stuff.
And I get it, lower back.
That's awesome.
Did you enjoy Hades 2?
I did the only issue with Hades too is that you have to to progress play a
fixed amount of runs but the amount of progress you make in those runs is irrelevant
so like you just have to like reset like 20 times if you instant reset you'll
make the same progress as if you were to like beat the game there's no way to
like advancing quicker by being better. Which I felt was a little weird. Because I was basically
just incentivized to just go in and die. But after that it was great.
I never finished E33, I'm close though.
What?
I'm close!
It's not that you're close, it's just the matter at which you've got to take it away from me now.
I ain't got a pole for me, bro.
Not true.
Oh, I played a bunch off-stream, but you guys don't know about it.
I did. I'm at the um, final island.
Here's the deal, so you guys will never see it until we both die, so I don't mind. You don't believe me, it's okay.
I play for me, not for you.
Polar, think of the Prime.
I'll get it, twist it, Ted, too.
I can be the move.
Throw hands on the wheel.
I'm not driving right now.
You're starting to fall behind CS2. I'm really not. They've only... What's the opposite
of progress? Degressed? Regressed?
They're close. No, they're not.
They're like 13. No, Leslie was 13. She tanked.
How she played with Ray?
The challenge would be way better if you guys all had to play together.
Um, oh, like if you guys got to 16 K together, it's way harder than a lot.
I think solo or together, but, you know, no, they got to stop this play with
Terracool.
Wait, they're playing with Terracool.
They got to stop this play with Terracool.
I don't know if maybe they're doing comp games only, but yeah.
And Leslie dropped from, I think she peaked 13 to 11.
You get like 500 a win.
I think Ray dropped nine to like eight or seven.
It's Squeaks in his free time.
He'll send me clips of Ray throwing grenades at herself.
Does he?
He does, it's so funny.
He sends to you?
It's so funny.
He's a hater, bro.
It is so funny.
Squeaks is an absolute hater.
And I get lambasted as the hater of the group.
Do you see how she throws the dates though? They're really funny.
Yeah, she's used to VALO where you can like jump peek a corner and throw the grenade and it goes on a perfect line.
As opposed to CS2 where it's like press, you know, DDWWW and throw it.
Problem?
Speak, scissor crappy guy.
What goes in the mystery smoothie? I don't know. It's a good question.
I mean, maybe what we'll do is we have a bunch of ingredients and I'll just blindfold it, put them in.
We'll figure it out when we get there.
We could do this or that too.
you lift up two ingredients and then I just tell you left or right you should
pick one good one bad you can't pick too bad bro
you're going blind full right yeah yeah
come in can I make it for you instead nope what a dick here you guys just get
out there and I just chill for 20 minutes and you call me up yeah yeah
I'm now I'm not finishing it but I'll take a chuck three big steps I'll take a
swing instead of three big steps
if it's good you'll finish it but no but I think you're yeah if it's good I'll
finish it even if I it was like had some crazy something
You should have gotten a mini wheel with ingredients and then an even smaller wheel to decide who
gets to mix the ingredients.
You're good bro.
I know, I'm just crazy.
I know.
I'm talking to the shopper.
You guys are crazy.
I was in the road and the gas pedal and the freak out.
You can feel good about it bro.
He's got great insurance bro.
We're chilling bro.
You look good by the way.
Dude.
Dude, you can't talk about Chopper that way, bro.
I don't think you're going to hear me. I was just whispering.
Alright, bro.
Show on the ground.
It's time for the smoothie, uh...
I think you should show them what type of Chopper space.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
I know you're with me.
Fuck dude
Guys are anything you want to say to chopper
He's not going
His nose crooked like your eyes
I got the chopper in the car.
Yeah, we gotta drive around with the chopper.
Got something, bro.
God is ass. Stupid.
Oh boy
Can I, you want that?
Yeah bro
Hey we can lift the K truck bro
You got a leg size shopper?
Yeah dude
And it wasn't even that much money
Dude
I'm just saying, Jopper is feeling really insecure right now.
Wow!
That's too much, man.
I'm hoping it's going to work out.
They're about to add a giant update to Overwatch.
You can learn it.
It's about to add a giant update to overwatch you can learn it. I think I'll never play it till I perish
You've never opened it up ever? I've played like seven games with Connor
Yeah, I wasn't happy playing them, but I did do it
I know you're with me
Oh my gosh, where's the crew?
Alright y'all, it's time for Mystery Smoothie.
You ready bro?
Okay, let's get in there.
You got him going correctly too long.
I'll take him.
I'll take him.
No, no, I'm not trusting you, bro.
What are you?
You don't want to fucking touch your man.
Oh, fucking.
You don't want to touch your man.
Yeah.
Oh, we're halfway there.
Let's go fire.
He's dead.
Alright, you ready for this?
Let's run it's smoothie time.
Alright.
That's smoothie time.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
It's smoothie time.
This is petobe...
Dude, that's been a fridge for...
Dude, that's been in the fridge for a while.
Wait, did they just put that out of the fridge?
That's been in there for a year.
That's been in there for a real long time.
All right, so our list of ingredients,
let's just go over it real quick.
There's no way to make a good smoothie from here,
by the way.
There's a banana, spinach, and an egg, and water,
and maybe pixie stick, and that could maybe make a good smoothie.
It can only be ass.
Most of the ingredients are, oh, pineapple juice.
Okay, that one's actually good.
What's this?
Salsa, okay.
All right, so now you want to run this.
Blindfolded, good ingredient, bad ingredient.
Let's do five ingredients, call it a day.
Yeah, all right, that's easy.
Good ingredient, bad ingredient.
Good ingredient, bad ingredient.
Yeah, both.
One, yeah.
Okay.
One of each, right?
Okay. Yeah, most of the time.
I think we can swap them.
Oh, Jesus.
Let me just put that there, bro.
Oh, Kelby, bro.
Nice job, bro.
Oh, man.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
Dude, he's going to do a chocolate break.
Wait, he's gone?
Dude, what is he doing to a chocolate break?
Dude, check.
Where is he, bro?
Walked away.
You walked away?
What do you want?
You wanted a smoke break?
Where is it?
You're too young to drive, bro. You're too young, dude. You're too young to drive, man.
He's going by the bell, bro.
Okay. I'm going to swap to our regular ingress.
Yeah, you hear me?
Hello.
Hello.
What up?
Yeah.
Yeah, you hear me?
Okay.
Yeah, she's still in the body.
I'm good.
You can stop it.
All right y'all, it's time for the blindfold mystery smoothie.
Turn it down.
I think it's not peaking.
You just gotta turn your headphones down.
It's a U angle.
Can my friend Max have the chopper?
He's a big one piece fan.
No.
I want it, dude.
That's my guy.
That's my guy. He also didn't spell one piece incorrectly. You weren't helping yourself.
Can I have it? I've never seen... Okay, guys stop asking me for stuff. I don't know what
you these guys this is stream controls my life now just give you stuff stream
all right we're gonna blindfold they're gonna pick a good ingredient a bad
ingredient and then we're gonna throw one of them in I'll pick randomly
100 gifted for what will you give this a thousand gifted to not drink this movie no
I just have a sip of whatever it is I'll just drink whatever it is I'll have a gulp
I think was the rule I'll take a clean gulp of whatever it is rated 1 through 10 and move
fun. It's going to taste horrible. I'm going to feel so awful after.
We got a nice t-shirt for you there. Alright, run it.
Can you see? No.
Fine, it's going to be a big head. I got it. You got it?
Alright, you and Jingo just each hold up an ingredient on my left and right, and then
I'll just say left or right. Okay.
Just make sure you guys can be seen in the viewfinder.
Well, Matt, one, do you want to be good or bad?
Well, you should switch it up.
You guys just each have to make sure
that one of you has a good ingredient.
And just to clarify, good would be like banana.
Yeah.
Wait, are you good or bad?
Pineapple.
Well, we have to switch, so we have enough.
Can you see?
I can't see right now.
OK.
All right.
You want to hold up here.
Matt, what do you think?
So you can wait.
Tell me your definition of good again real quick.
Good is pineapple, banana, spinach.
OK, these are good.
Bad is salsa.
Oh, pixie stick is also good.
I think we should do four ingredients, maybe.
That five's probably good.
Because I don't think there's five good ingredients.
Well, that's fine, yeah.
Do you want to use all of them?
I think four is OK.
Fine, five.
But water does not count as an ingredient,
because that'll go in regardless.
All right.
OK.
So one of you make sure you have a good one of you have a bad
And make sure check our QCM all right
And then just stand right here
Is your head cut off in the viewfinder no no looks great all right, so you each have an ingredient right yeah one good one bad all right
Okay
I'm gonna go with Kim okay great news you can just go ahead and put it in right
now well it doesn't matter it's already in
Yeah, you just want to make sure.
I don't know what to do with it.
It should look like anything, though.
Why are you knocking the banana before putting it in?
You can just put it in, bro.
Alright, next ingredient.
Why you don't put that in?
What?
Nothing, you're good.
All right, next ingredients.
Okay.
I think Yingo didn't change his item.
I'm gonna go Yingo.
Okay.
I'll put it in my bag.
Keep going.
Is that another egg?
You, how many eggs are there?
We're making a fucking omelet?
It's not an A, that's the worst part.
Alright, third item?
Yeah.
Are you guys both ready?
We're talking.
You guys both have it?
We both have items, yes.
I'm going yin go.
I'm going yin go 100%.
Cam has some evil shit.
Cam is like Salsa or something.
Quit knocking.
Alright, that's our third. Two more.
Two more. Are you guys have picked a good item every time, right?
Yeah, actually some would say.
I mean, as an option.
Yeah, there's always been one.
Okay, okay.
Are you looking?
I promise I'm not looking.
I promise I'm not looking.
Okay, right now. I think I have two eggs and like a banana in there
Okay
You guys ready with your fourth item, okay, let's take your time
Yeah
I think oh, I just heard something from you go here. You heard me. I
I just heard something for Mingo.
Wait, what could you have heard?
I heard your finger lifting.
It was slightly stuck to what sounded like a can.
And so I think you have the canned pineapples on going Mingo.
Wow.
Am I on another level right now?
Oh yeah, right, you're on another level.
I feel like I have heightened senses.
Like I feel like I can literally see- what?
Are you cracking a fifth fucking egg?
Okay, last item, right? Last item. Last item.
And I'm 100% going.
Did you have it? Do you have your item? Yeah, I'm holding it. I know I'm holding my item. He's got his item.
What are you clamoring for up there?
I'm just looking at my options.
What's the deal here?
I think I'm going...
You don't have it yet.
No.
I was trying to understand.
If there's not enough, you can repeat something that hasn't been picked.
Let's make sure it's one good one bad.
I'm going because I think you guys are trying to mind game me.
I'm going with another Yingo.
Because I think Kahn picked a bad item quickly and Yingo is scrambling to find a good item
because there's so few good items on the table.
That's my guess here.
all right this is that's my five-ingredient smoothie yeah go ahead and
mix it okay put it all in and mix it you gotta put a bit of water don't we have
milk I mean maybe water's better for this
Don't you need ice too?
Kind of a beat ass smoothie I'm about to drink.
Well, no, you only need smoothies if you want to be icy, you know, or if you want to be
icy, right?
Smoothies aren't inherently cold, no chat?
This smoothie.
That was not.
Give me a little bit.
Shake it up a bit.
Yeah, smell.
Yeah.
That was not
Shake it up a bit. Yes
Yeah, does it look good
You that's how you describe like a tomato
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Stop, stop, I'm sorry.
Look what's lining is the eggshells.
Dude, why are there eggshells in it?
We put the whole egg.
Why?
Because it was there!
Why would we not use all the parts of it?
Alright, I think it needs a couple more spins.
For the canned pineapple, are you putting the fucking can in?
Or we not?
Should we get a little more of that?
You didn't pick the pineapples.
No, you just flip it, flip it and spin it.
Alright.
You know what, it doesn't look that bad.
Oh my god.
Ew.
You know, it's not going to.
Oh my god, it smells so bad.
Ask him what we put in it.
Smell it.
No.
Smell it.
Ask him what we put in it.
Dude, that doesn't smell that bad.
Smell it.
Smell that.
Dude, I wish you saw what we put in it.
It's spinach.
It's, I don't want to look at a check because I want to guess.
I think it's spinach.
I think it's banana.
I think it's egg.
I think it's salsa.
Close.
And I put a secret, actually, ingredient
without you picking at the very end.
I had no control of that.
It was the last minute decision from Chef.
You did what?
We did do too many good things.
You did get, oh, you got really lucky.
You picked so many good things.
Okay, I'm gonna try it.
The pep does come out right now.
Did you put like a fucking hot packet in it?
Like a salsa packet?
Like a salsa's hot part?
We don't know if these are hot or not,
but these did go in it.
Yeah, what is it? They put in two whole eggs with shell
Okay, what I lied a little bit come on. Let's be reasonable wait what it what is in here?
We're reasonable with your eggs. It's pineapple two eggs spinach and banana
I ripped a piece of that round real like I think I gained it or something
I'm gonna pick you instead. I was holding the delicious pineapple for you and you know what you put pep dough in it
I did not put pep dough in it
You got too many good questions.
I also put a little piece of chopper. That's why he's not there anymore.
Why is chopper gone?
Put a little piece of his fur in there.
Okay, I said one good swig.
I'm just gonna shit myself later.
Dude, this is probably the best you could have gotten.
Yeah, that's a trustee.
There's just so many good things in there.
There's just two mystery subjects in there, you know?
You got a best-case scenario of this.
It's you baseline is two eggs of banana and spinach like that's that's my breakfast
Just a little spice and a little fun to help your stomach, too
Do one more swing and I'm good on this we made such a good swim. Yeah, I don't know
I feel like I mean what is that boxers morning routine or something. That's not saying
Also, the peptos gonna make your belly feel good. Yeah, it's like oh my god
Whatever spicy that is making it so bad the sauce is gonna hurt your stomach with the peptos gonna heal
Yeah, it's it. Yeah, it can't see each other out. Okay
Okay, are we good? Is that wheel spin complete? Yes, chat. We're good to move on to our next wheel spin
Dude, fuck you guys
Fuck you. I'm never telling you where choppers fuck that shit. Where's chopper bro. He's gone. I
All right, yeah, oh my god, this is so good. Can you keep you?
Can you just get it out of here?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I'll get it out of here for you.
I need to eat some of the dummies.
It smells good.
That's what I'm saying.
Have a swig.
Come here.
Have a swig.
Okay.
Yeah, then I'll vlog the blender.
It tastes like it's going to be a good smoothie and it gets really hot in the back of your
coat.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's...
You're like, oh my God, this actually could be...
Oh, no, that's actually horrible.
You want to try it?
I
Know it is
You picked the fourth good thing I was like up with shells and you can't say no you guys are evil
All right y'all
Time for the next spin chat today
We are letting a wheel control our lives for 24 hours
hours. I'm going to spin the wheel. That doesn't mean we instantly do what's on the wheel. I'm
going to give you an option to choose. When we spin the living on a prayer wheel presented
by Halfway There Insurance, you get the option of choosing that or choosing the living on
a plan bell presented by State Farm. So let's get to our wheel spin. Let's get to it. Chad,
What do you want to see?
Which one do you want to see right now?
What's the dream option?
5k?
Milk mile?
You guys just love the idea of me running.
All right, again, if it's something we've done before, we'll re-spin.
That's a re-spin.
We had that one.
Run it back.
It's such an impressive reel.
the real.
Respit again.
Oh, no.
That's so that's actually
tilting. That is so tilting.
That is so tilting, that is so tilting, bro.
We drove all the way out to literally universal,
drove all the way back home to drink a disgusting smoothie.
Now I gotta go back to Univ-
Oh my God, bro.
Now hold up, because as always,
that is our living on a prayer wheel
Presented by halfway there insurance you guys could vote for the living on a plan bell presented by State Farm if you ring the bell
We don't do the option
Now here's the option
This this genuinely I'm not even rigging it this was the next option
League of Legends
All right, let's get a poll in the chat.
Let's get a poll in the chat.
You guys get to choose.
You control this.
You control this.
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Okay, prayer or plan, that's your vote.
Prayer or plan?
Hello QW Reed. Thanks. Let's get the car started. Cutie said,
Whitney a plushie. I got you. You don't want the giant chipper plushie to live in our
house in the living room.
All right boys, it has been decided we are headed to Universal.
Can I win Max a plushie too?
Dude, I can't get Max a plush.
I don't know how to even get the plush to him.
Did he call me?
Time to go.
Time to go!
I heard we're going to Universal.
We gotta win a plushie!
We gotta win a plushie, Mal!
Time to go, man!
Wait, is it swapped?
Hold up.
You know, Nico doesn't want me to do it. That's fair.
You can do it.
Nico, do you think I'm low key beast mode?
Sick.
It's like wizard.
Could you win me one? You just have to send it to the church. Pope John Paul? You know what?
We'll see what I get. Cutie's first in line. I don't mean to be disrespectful to your guys.
hey that's my Niko why is he with you sweaty let's just say we've been hanging
out a lot all right we're swaps oh we can swap okay okay okay okay okay all
right yeah we swapped well I have to go pee pee with him a friend should we bring
him why why don't in the car what what don't say he's got his little tongue
out it's kind of perverted his mouth just open excited you're my
yin-yang impression yeah the tongue out that is how you said it he's weird I
don't want my car he's got his little tongue out oops dude should we bring
him low-key I don't think we should I think if he's in the car some's gonna
smash the window open. Alright, here's the deal. You're going to, you're, Chobb, you want to hold it down for us?
Hold it down for us, Chobb.
Yeah, we're going to pick for the math person, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure that he's watching now wait that mic is hot though yeah it's on
chopper right yeah dude you just grab his ass he just fully grab his ass
I think I had him on the stream we swapping pink I had him on the stream we swapping
about Yingo's problematic behavior with Chopper. I was watching the stream today and I really
didn't like what I saw from Yingo. I turned the TV off. We're on this, we're on this.
These, yeah, all right, we're ready to go. Chad, y'all see me, yeah? All right, we'll put Chopper
back in the chair so that when we are back, we can just swap to it. Chopper, you gotta hold the
PC down here you got it you got a scoot a minute or he falls over be good
You ready, man?
Yeah.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Oh!
Dude, that's so big.
Yeah.
Oh, it's toasting this.
Don't say it, but how about the damage?
I just want to see how far it is, but don't say it.
Oh, I see.
It could be worse, right? It could be worse. Of course. Of course it could be worse.
I mean, the good news is it's Saturday, so it shouldn't get worse at like five.
The knob here, it reminds me of the truck, you know?
The what now?
The knob.
Did you see the knob I got?
The knob?
Oh yeah, the knob.
It's just like the truck, bro.
The knob was crazy.
I love the knob, personally.
Alright fellas, let's gooo!
Tim?
What?
What's in dude?
Would you be willing to jump out of a plane with a parachute?
I appreciate you adding the parachute, I would be down.
I've done it, to be honest.
I've jumped out of a plane, it's not that big of a deal.
I wouldn't do it again though it's not like I'd do it two times thing for me
what'd you do it I did it a Eleanor like how else an arm I think like
Like Elznor maybe?
First of all?
Um...
No.
You don't have to just connect the word to the one thing you don't relate it to or from.
Like Elznor or Elznor?
Like Elznor rings me?
Ring me rings me? I'm a Beatles fan.
Why is he so mean to me?
What do we ever do?
What did you fucking do?
You put a little pet on my ass.
I'm gonna shit crazy bro.
Sam put in there. Yeah, bro. You put fucking the hot sauce in my ass and then you put
Actually, yeah, what did I choose be real you chose egg
We switched and he had the egg you chose egg again, then I had the banana then he had the hot sauce
Well, I had the pineapple juice. Oh
And it was a loss on the last one he had
It's been a nice peto visual.
No, no.
Yeah, you did it. I just put the peto in it anyway.
You also missed a grab chopper's ass.
Holy...
What?!
There's a clip.
What do you mean? I was saving him so he didn't go head first into the town.
Dude, you're gonna defend yourself from me?!
Yes, you, bro!
I just wanted to leave him at home. Sorry, bye-bye!
Oh, man...
Why are you such a nigger?
I was shocked what your girlfriend divorced you for Taylor dude. No, you know what she said
She said if we were like
At a coffee shop or wherever like lunch and Taylor Swift was down the street
She got some text that tells us down the street. She would have walked down a street to go see her
But and I believe her I
Think she just rocks with what she makes
Having said that, if Shohei's available.
We thought about where you want to go to win a prize, cause there's a lot of sections.
I mean, it's just uh, there's a lot of those few games there's ball
There's
shorter ball
There's
What flavor do you like frozen or not?
I'm not I'm not I'm not a hundred if we can get one yet well we'll have to see
okay why cuz I'm gonna buy one and then I'm gonna buy petabismal 32 ounce and I'm
gonna say left or right and you guys get to pick that seems really mean yeah it
kind of is it kind of is we didn't make this mystery movie on your video here's
I'm gonna mix it up. If you pick that butter beer, I'm so gonna give you a petal
We didn't make who am I do am I didn't make your mr. Absolutely thing you you literally made you chose the thing
You put that on your wheel did you not do you feel like a man when you push me around
It could have been so much worse send me your the beans email. I need you free tickets
I'm an employee, I have so many cops. Tim, you message D-Duke right now.
I'm an old pest. I don't even need Tim.
We do- actually we might have already bought tickets now.
Uh, yeah.
I think we'll look here and we'll just buy them.
We'll just pull up and then, uh, six people, donkey, Shrek, uh, you know, get us in.
Donkey!
That's my Shrek impression.
What, do the donkey impression?
Shrek!
What it says? Like how am I doing?
That was good.
Is my donkey better than my Shrek?
No, I think your Shrek's better, but I feel like you practice Elmore.
Yeah, that's fair.
That was my first time doing a donkey. I was good.
I don't want to hold back.
Yeah, the games are, there's 3-point basketball, but like, Elmore obviously rigged.
It's like a damn near half point, bro, because that's also about 10 feet, I think it's like 11 and then
There's
So I think it's a pop the balloon. You have a dart hit the pop balloons
That one's low key hard
Then there's
It's like knock knock the clowns down or whatever kind of game. You got a knock. Oh, yeah shit now
That was actually probably easiest to win
Then they have a throw the ball
Into a bucket, but it can't pop back out the bucket. Oh, like the under you got a underhand that was that was difficult
What I went not long ago. Who did I go with right now with me? I think I was with
pookie. Oh
I was a pookie. Yeah, they have two sections where they have
the games because they have it at like
Minions World 2
And then they have
Regular who the easiest one to win is Water Spall
Oh, yeah, but it's like 10 people or something
You got to feel it, uh, yeah
But it's your best odds of winning I think
I feel like that one is just
Did you aim it good at the beginning?
Yeah
Cause if you hit it first try you just win
Did you aim it good at the beginning?
And also do you pick the good machine?
Cause some of them are worse
I think the Simpsons one is the the short basketball one or they have the
the three beer bottle two right yeah like that yeah knock over the the duff beer
we'll see what we get there we're going for the best prize
drink more water my pee was crazy yellow like dude crazy I mean if you drink
It could have been a pep-tub.
I love feeling like drinking pep-tub. It tastes good.
You don't feel that way?
Yep.
Personally, no. I'm gonna use a pep-tub.
I'm gonna try it. I might like it if I try it.
Okay?
Awesome.
I'm saving my bowl for later if I drink a red bowl now, it'll be too early.
We got to time this chat.
It's a long day.
How long have we been live?
Four hours?
Five?
No, you're crazy.
You're just live.
Thanks for the 6.
Did you watch videos for tactics to win games?
I watched the Mark Robert video maybe like seven years ago, but no, I just don't.
I know, I played them a good amount.
Can you address the shod allegations?
I'm not shodding.
I show this to you and my friend, she said, is that Joey Garcefa?
Hold on.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Vlogger and actor.
That's kind of how I describe myself.
He's from Marlboro.
What the hell?
Great.
And he's in his thirties.
He's too pretty to be you.
How do you not know Joey?
He probably doesn't play video games.
Most of who I watch plays, people who play video games.
Add pluck, luds, and nasal hairs to the wheel.
You know, we can put it on the plan.
That's more of a plan activity than a prayer activity.
Not that bad, you think?
Yeah, not that bad.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
I got a little insecure about that.
Yeah, you should.
That's how we're going to get to the bottom of our good job.
And we're both really thirsty.
We're so thirsty.
We've been working all day.
Boss hardly gives us water.
I thought you were going to hit you, right?
I did.
I know.
I have the water, man.
No, I haven't.
I haven't, man.
I haven't.
I'm flinching, bro.
I haven't.
You thirsty?
Split that.
What are you talking about?
All right.
Oh, you already have one.
This stream will go, like, all day.
It's not going to go through the night.
Like, I'm not going to sleep on stream chat.
That's not really the point of it.
So, like, what's it day?
16 hours normally?
It'll be around that.
My mother said you look like Kevin Mazur.
Wait, hold up.
We got an old head reference.
Kevin Mazur.
Who the hell is Kevin Mazzur, the teacher of Empirical Studies of Conflict?
No, almost assuredly not.
I think it's this guy.
I don't see it.
16 is not 24, Madge!
Yeah, I lied.
Problem?
What are you mad about it?
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
Dude, milk miles can be...
Fuck, I feel like you want the milk mile to end or start today, right?
Not the middle. The middle would get the first place.
I think the middle is the best, actually.
I'm a different stance there.
I think start of the day would be horrible.
Yeah. I think I'd feel really bad.
I think end of the day would be fine.
It would just be really hard to find a track at, like, mid-way.
I think that would also...
Going all day and that being one of the last things to do has this feel terrible.
I think if it gets too late, like, I'll have to do the milk line on the treadmill.
We have we have an outside location until 10 p.m. I know so it's too late. I'll have to do it on the treadmill
The treadmill will kind of be a vibe easier to clean up and stuff
What?
Is there still milk? He's running while drinking milk. I'm not going fast
You're not saying PB time?
No, I mean I'll set my milk while PB. No, but like a 10 minute isn't my milk while PB
Do you just have to drink the whole gallon?
It's not a gallon. No, it's not a gallon. I saw a gallon in the fridge. We should confirm that it's a gallon now
No, no, no, I know what it is. I mean, I saw the gallon. It's 400 meters and every 400 meters
You have to drink I think it's chat is it eight or 12 ounces
one of those
I think it's eight or 12 ounces of milk. It's like a cup of milk basically. It's four hundred meters
a mile
Four hundred meters is a fourth so then every fourth of a mile you drink a couple of milk
Oh, so at the end of it you've run one mile and drink four cups of milk
Big cups of milk. They're like I think 12 ounces. They're like cups of milk. They're not like big cup
They're just cups of milk
Have any pops you do like I'm in the fucking car, bro
We don't have cups first
So he's drinking out of the gallon.
I don't know what to say.
This should be like a punishment if you don't at least hit the minimum.
Okay, you were evil.
Oh, I found the rules from Chad. It's a gallon per quarter mile.
So you had to drink four. Thanks Chad, I wasn't sure.
You had to drink four gallons of milk.
Let's keep it more evil than you actually.
That's good to know.
Um, yeah, it's a 12-ounce glass of milk at every quarter mile, so you end up drinking 48 ounces, which is a third of a gallon, right?
That sounds right.
A gallon, you just, I mean, there's a reason you can't do the gallon challenge.
Is that a challenge? Just a gallon?
Yeah.
It's just gallon milk.
You can't do that?
No.
I mean, I don't think so, right? Like, I think you, like, always guarantee throw up, isn't it? It might be a gallon and, like, a banana or something.
I thought that was the right end of it, huh?
There's so many challenges that all this lead to the same result.
DuckDug at night would also suck, because then you had to like lay down with them full belly.
DuckDug at night would hit. Dude, lately I've just been, it's like 2am.
No!
And I'm digging into a bowl of Sidemen cereal.
I'm-
I'll just check it.
It says-
It's Bob.
You just pan the camera down on my fucking tongue
Yes
To check you guys are actual idiots
I'm like telling you what we're gonna do you're like it should be three gallons of milk
And also maybe at the end if you throw up you give everyone a chat of thousand dollars
These are my people actually.
Also, maybe get Cam and Nick Butterbeer.
It's no to all three.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Look, I do.
Why are your eyebrows so far apart?
I feel like Anthony Davis and Fett.
No one said that to me, I'm not.
Can we see Chopper Cam?
Nico, can we get a quick flash?
What's Chopper up to right now?
I'm not being that scene.
Yeah, they'll be in full.
He's probably doing well.
I asked, he's probably gaming.
I asked someone to move.
No, you wouldn't.
How can you do that?
You wouldn't, though.
I think we did.
What can you do?
Little text on screen that says, oh yeah, Tim, can we do that?
Tim, maybe like a small text in the bottom left or right?
And it says current objective or current task or something.
Chopper on deadlock.
And he says something, shouldn't it?
Chopper guy's a little crazy, boy, come on.
Ah, Chopper.
Speaking of, you looked chopped today.
Thanks.
How's your cholesterol? I've never checked. It's gotta be low.
Chairman TTO?
I don't know about it.
That's not bad.
My hair is yellower than my teeth.
You?
Dude, I actually think there's nothing
more pathetic than falling for the American propaganda machine
of getting a perfect set of teeth that you whiten. Just running the Invisalign whitening
train, just tearing your enamel away so that the mere thought of eating ice cream makes your body shiver.
It's one of our worst traits as Americans. We like white teeth too much.
Watch.
Ego, go around this hole.
I wasn't talking about an individual just to be there.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I've been told to take it slow so that the other things happen before we get there.
Take it slow and brake hard.
Also, it's a stock cam in the car.
That's how we drive.
Take it slow and brake real hard.
I have you on that.
Dude, just cause Chalk fell asleep one time, he was a freakie now.
Of course you'd care about ice cream running your teeth.
Yeah, I'm a real creamer.
Veneers are ugly. I think veneers still look totally fine.
I just think veneers are a great option for people who have bad teeth.
Who are like insecure about it, but...
I think people just overdo it. Every time they get veneers, they're like,
Dude, what if I made it look like toilet paper?
It's like no teeth look like that.
Play step son of Peter.
Who's got the ox?
You don't wanna play it?
Yeah, you got it?
Can't pull it up.
Which you gonna get a universal well, I don't know what the prizes are I think the best prize is the big
I think there's a big Homer
Or in the minion side there's a big man. So it depends on what I want
We're gonna we're gonna scope out what the best prizes there you go
Why are toilet bowls way anyway, I think she's reports looks like
The bass is crazy in this, it's like a brown dough.
It's Peter's birthday today actually I gotta call him.
Shout out Peter bro.
I don't know if he's heard this song.
I don't think I really know what Minecraft is.
You were context now, so there's pretty nuts traffic today so it's a bit slower chat
Someday, in the matter to a big haul,
I'll give, get your one cycle in the end fight,
or a day, I'll get the money,
I'll earn, get my pride,
not to Feinberg, but to you, Peter.
on me I'm just sitting cozy thank you blot for the prime
this son of be
all right that's good for my music dude predictions on the game tomorrow try it
predictions on the game no matter what I heard about eugenics I don't know if I'll
play it on Tuesday but it's made by the buying of my Z-Guy
score prediction 0-0 tie it's an idea 49-10 Patriots it's a nice guess but a
I like the grappling stuff in D&D right now.
Did you look up anything or just making it up?
The grappling stuff.
What you mean, Sack?
What you mean?
I'm trying to refer to the grappling stuff.
The grappling stuff.
I don't remember the D&D play.
Huh?
You don't remember the D&D play?
The game I played in D&D?
Yeah.
I was making it up cuz I got oh I actually do remember I do remember now
yeah I don't think I know a single grappling move except for an arm bar so
that I do remember. It's 283 repeat. I'm throwing a Project X Superbowl party. That's awesome.
That is, that's gonna be awesome. That's a crazy census. 2029 Seahawks, F Drake May. Who
What a tough guy to hate, he's a big ol' sweetie.
His MCSR is on the wheel now, but we have a winner, or beat our RSG time.
Will you climb with Magnus?
Progress check?
Well, I have not climbed, so I'm worse than I was.
But I lost weight, so maybe I'm easier to pull myself up.
But I'm on a reasoned town.
You'll never beat the RSG time.
Really?
My PB's 39 minutes.
I feel like I can first try sub 30.
If I get like a decent seed, honestly, basically any village seed that has a decent bash in
Fortress, then I mean like within 16 chunks.
Can someone, can you get someone to make MCSR ranked?
but with Mario 64. Dude, I saw Tim tweet that and I thought, what a stupid idea.
Because the whole point of MCSR is you're playing on a seed
that you have to adjust to. Now just be a 1v1. They do 1v1 Mario runs. That's just a freshman 16.
You know what I mean? Like, there's no adapting. You would just be like, oh, let's just run a Mario
run with no reset they do this they do this all the time in fact and it's not
so popular usually the way to make it make it more exciting is like a bingo
format
Tim don't be angry at me you basically just said let's make uber butt for coffee
like like what does that mean bro you're strong word together MCS are but it's
five people and it's on counter strike okay and the seed is the map and it's a
different map every time that could be fun
why the title SF for you and Universal SF does the same for state farm just you
can type in actually for SF it'll keep me hit I've been grinding my super online
rank definitely try it if you want to take your ship thanks I'm evil keep it
mind. Hikaru, Alireza is going to Armageddon. Ooh, that's exciting.
State Farm Francisco, Jeopardy Answer, Foreign After.
took a 30-minute shower and you're still driving. Yeah, it's Los Angeles.
And Ingo refused to cut the line.
JX is picking up a Rocket League team to beat Shopify. Good luck. Good luck buddy.
Okay, you might want to shoot a little lower.
I can get a key, my turn to say.
Los Ratones, one again, one more to make playoffs.
It'll be so insane to make playoffs.
No PJ yet, you're rich.
Dude, whoever's short in private jet to PJ is a psychopath.
Was it not you?
No, it's like a thing.
But you did that, you made your thing, though.
I didn't make it, I don't.
You're a traitor.
I mean, I'm a traitor, yeah, I've reached a back,
I'm a traitor.
What's wrong with PJ?
It's just like, taken, first off.
Private Jemez?
Yeah, PJ's.
Oh.
Private Jemez.
It's taken.
And then also it's like, what do you do
with a shortened private jet?
Like, how many conversations about private jets
are you having that you gotta fucking run?
It's like, you're gonna get my fucking PJ,
but it's getting fucking whaled up right now.
Like, what is that?
How often you talk about pajamas?
Huh?
How often you talk about pajamas?
Yeah, every night. Put your PJs on.
Are those my PJs?
I always put my PJs on you, where are my PJs?
That's normal.
And pajama's got a Y in it, which is a weird letter.
So it's harder to say.
PJ's projects where I'm from?
That's crazy.
What PJ means to you is indicative of where you're from.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nothing about that shit, bro.
What's it mean to you?
The Jambus.
The Jambus?
Broke loser.
Private jet.
What's it mean for you?
I got one.
Oops.
Did you do it on paper that?
It did.
I have a diamond member on Delta the
how do they get you it gives me depends
again I'm gonna get 6,000 starbucks
points or I can get two free first
class upgrades per year or it's in order
So I'm the pick which one I want
The second option is really good I get access to all lounges
Domestic
I'm automatically upgraded or put in a standby list for upgrades every time yeah
But usually not priority
So you're just like, they just play you on the list?
Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the list. Usually I have like, like I bought economy tickets and I'll be like 12.
So it's like 11 people don't make it.
Uh-oh.
Guess who's in first?
It's me, bitches.
Oops.
How did I end up here on economy, Bryson?
Yeah, I guess I'll take the champagne.
One time, Cam.
I went to Japan, flew into his first class, I'm in an economy, he texts me, he goes,
oh they're serving wine, do you want some? And I was like, yeah, sure. And then he comes back
and he goes, ah, they ran out. They ran out, I don't have any for you. And he hands me a little
bag with a toothbrush in it as a way to say sorry. Someone got a little thirsty on the way back there.
It's a long, long.
I think it's the same flight, they were walking on the flat, I didn't make eye contact.
They walk on and try to talk to me.
I don't know.
Oops, I'm in first.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'm diamond.
I'm dealt the diamond.
How's the phone phone stand by for this scene?
Don't talk to me.
And I hit it.
Sometimes you hit it.
I'm one for seven right now.
You're laughing.
Guess what?
If I call customer service, they'll answer them on the higher priority list and find the members.
Why is it always lists? Why you always put on a list or something?
I don't know, I'm on several.
Oh, we're here.
I've been told to come here, but this is not normally where we go.
I give my pride not to Feinberg, but to you.
Steps on a Peter
All right, y'all see the objective win a prize at universal the wheel controls my life for the day this is our
Which number of wheelspin is this six six maybe
maybe five? I don't remember. Where'd he go down? He didn't say the funny number. How
many is it, Chad? Chad, if someone tells me the right answer in the next 10 seconds, I
I'll get some butterbeer
Six seven six seven six seven six seven
Oh, it's actually eight. Oh, that's actually not bad
We're gonna do that
We did smoothie. We did buy something new. We did
went out arcade
We did
Make a beat. We did a hundred burpees
Oh, this is our sixth thing I
Think it's January 6th thing, right?
So bear six how many things on a list I was in 16
16 on the list, is that it?
That might be right.
What, 17?
Oh, it's the 17?
Wait, the 7?
What do I miss it?
Do nothing for 30?
I thought we changed do nothing for 30 into the by something new, so it's the same.
Where are we?
I mean, we're here, but I'm just trying to figure out where they're trying to tell me to go.
Forever.
Look, the instructions that they gave it? Not great.
Oh, he's talking smack. Whoever said that text feels really bad about themselves.
Unfortunately, I'm just playing him, Liza.
Sorry, Liza.
Yeah, both bell and wheel. Yeah, I consider...
Dude, look at the battery.
Where are the glasses?
I did not leave them, dude.
It's alright, I don't need them.
Alright, it looks like we're at, I think we're at 6.
Which so we're averaging a little, I think we're averaging like 1 an hour basically.
That's not bad.
If I do one an hour, I'll be done at 16 hours.
I do my...
AHHHHH!
But I think, I think this is gonna be like, max 20 minutes.
It's one of the biggest fries.
Have you seen me from three?
There's no ben- oh there's the ben.
Okay.
Well, it sounds like you've decided on a ball I'm definitely gonna try a ball
I'm definitely not a try ball. You definitely got a shot. Well, like do you have a cut off?
I can't go to your first launch, I'm Paul. We don't want to beat you, we want to beat you.
You're gonna do a first launch, I'm Paul.
You think I'm an idiot?
You think I'm an idiot?
Dude, blow the instructions.
I don't know where you're going, I'm going to get your instructions.
I'm Justin Bill on Capitol Hill.
Should we get a butterbeer?
Yes, we should.
Whose idea was that?
If I win the prize, then we can get a butterbeer.
You have to though for the challenge, right?
Yes, but it's possible I'm so slow we don't get it from Parkhauses.
Butterbeer.
I was on a flight yesterday, the flight attendant was just like Australian dude, he'd risen
everyone against the plane, just like Rizky, he goes, are you going darling, looking mighty
He fought to be alive.
Might need your number when we get off.
It's like a 16 over 80.
He's like 35, 40 or something.
He got a crazy tongue.
I remember him, he constantly touched his pants.
And then I got on the plane, you know what he says to me?
Oi, Bieber!
Let me see the ticket.
I'm not sure on the ticket.
He's like, you're right there, babes.
And then I'm dealing with my stuff, right?
And he's like, oh, so what?
And he says, hey, oh, you stopped me that way for Beba.
And he makes everyone wait for me to fucking put my bag up
top.
But I was like, I was just going to let them pass and deal
the after.
Oh, no, I'm on the off.
I'm on you.
Gee, gee, bro.
Why is it like this?
I don't understand.
Why is it greatest?
Like, I'm at the inn and out, where it's like, I have to reach
all the way over.
This is my life in the cage work every day.
Yeah, but that part's awesome because you're in the K-truck.
That's true.
You pulled to the starveys at the K-truck and they're like,
Oh dude, awesome.
What do I say?
Yeah, you did get mugged.
You just came in here and if he asks questions I will answer for you.
But you got hardbought.
You need me to hold that actually?
You hold, you hold.
Well, actually, you got a hold of me.
That's a round his neck.
This is POV, I'm grabbing you.
Hello.
How's it going?
I was told just to get my ID when I called up here.
I believe Joe told us to meet a access parking lot. He said pull up to this game give your ID
Was it Joe and Candace?
Joe really? We're making up names now? We don't know with Joe bro
Why is everyone saying you? Fuck your nose hairs
I've got my prize for you.
Steps on a Peter.
Can you tell me again?
It was Alfredo.
What's Alfredo?
That was just his name.
It was a tough name.
And you'd be calling him Joe.
I got you.
No thanks.
I don't think that was the Joe.
That was not.
Yeah, it's Joe and Candace.
Dude, I'm amped.
He's flagging you.
He's saying, don't go into Woody.
Don't go into Woody.
Take left here.
Oh, look, that's our squad, right?
Club with Teji? I'd be honored, bro.
That's definitely our squad.
Teji might go.
So, just park down there.
The banners are so big.
I know, it's really hot.
Okay.
Like I'm looking impressively at the other way.
You didn't fix it with us.
Am I going around?
I got you.
Dude, do we get a golf cart?
Oh, that's so lit.
I'll tell you when we get one of the sheriff cars.
Pop in a sheriff car.
Guys, do we have to do this option?
I don't know if we should hop in the chair and arm
Other parts crazy
Uh-oh shall we here
It's on.
Where's that?
We're going to go right over.
I keep just.
Everybody, come on.
I'm going to stop.
There's a studio.
I feel bad.
I just blasted.
I feel like I'm going to die.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of your voice.
Yeah.
I'm just going to stop.
I'm going to start to feel really bad.
I'm just going to lie down.
Yeah, let me give you a... a muffler?
Yeah.
I'm gonna have one on me, just in case I talk to somebody, but I don't have one buffer, so we'll keep that in mind.
You know what I put it on?
The buffer? Yeah.
It's not disrespectful.
So I was gonna say, wait, don't swap it here.
Okay.
You know what I put it on?
I do, it's just slippers.
It might be...
Did I give you a bad muffler?
I'm offed.
This is fast.
Huh?
You're thirsty, dude.
What's your fl- are you frozen or...
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the frozen one. Yeah, me neither. Huh? If we win my prize, yes.
Should we go to the daughter shore after? Check one too, Chad. What up? What up? What up?
Oh, I should open the stream and reach that. Way too dank. Way too dank. Hey, WPnits.
What about, what about now, better?
Jesus, I'm back and they're still doing the universal one.
We just got here.
It's good now.
Audio's good, don't listen to chat.
Are we running threads?
Yeah, from our first shot thrown, or whatever the game is,
20 minutes, do I win the big prize?
Where's some peace, bro?
True, actually, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Oh.
All this can do, no problem.
They are going to love being here.
I'm just following you, bro.
Yeah, do you have any phones or bags?
Yeah, can you actually unload the whole...
Okay, go through the metal detector.
the morning bell, it proceed to the metal detector,
and directed by the student.
Just like the telecom.
I don't even know where it is.
Can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
He is unloading so much.
And his pants look like doflamangos.
Yeah, that one's not going to go over well.
Maybe, uh...
Uh, the bag?
Well the issues is with the camera so you've got to...
Maybe I could do this. That could work.
There we go.
Is this cause for concern here?
No.
No?
Zipper?
No.
Okay.
I'll try to go in place.
What the job requires.
Chet, this might kill you.
Okay, we're out.
We're out.
are you guys okay? That was scary this is unbelievable levels this is an A yeah
that's me oh oh man okay I got it how's your day going Joe I think I'm doing it
Are you guys okay?
I was gonna go to target
Yo what's up
state
That's uh, that's a og reference
Wait
Here you hold the camera for a sec. Yeah, any batteries. Okay. It's freaking out y'all. No, I think it's good. Are they good? Are they safe? Yeah, they're fine, bro
get a good shot like his muffled I mean there's a muffler on it but there's also
wind so it's gonna sound worse but like the wind and extra noise would sound
worse if I didn't have it. Show some of the park yeah we're gonna go get butter
beer and we're gonna go. You might walk down to Minionsland to scope out the
prizes because I don't know if I want the Simpsons prizes or the Minions one.
Love you. Thank you. Yeah, all right. I'll leave
Let me refresh chat
Why is no one there? Oh, we're not in the park yet. There's a bunch people though
But I think most people aren't at the entrance at 2 p.m. Or 3 p.m
One ride
Not enough about that one. We'll see
We're on a we're not schedule here
Okay
Whoa
Hello
I'm in. I'm in.
Do you see the board video of Yoshi going crazy?
No.
Oh. Let's go.
Sorry. I wish I had.
It's crazy.
Chat, you guys saw it, right?
I shouldn't yell chat because then I forget it's become like a meme now. Yeah
It's become like public cadence or whatever the word is parlance parlance public parlance slang
Looking it up now
What's your algorithm I just fall a hunger box, bro
Oh, it's a 50-50 poll.
Okay, so there's, again, we talked about this, right?
Universal, we got to win the biggest prize.
There's two places where you can win prizes.
One is Simpsons area, and they have the most carnival games there,
but all the prizes are kind of Simpsons focus, and most of them are lane.
And then there's the minions area which has worse games
But I think better prizes because like a giant minion flush is probably the coolest prize you can get
but the issue is
The games are like flip a banana into a bucket
They're really why are you laughing?
The basketball one is just cooler you just play basketball
But we'll see we're gonna look at the prizes first
And then we'll make our decision. I'll let you guys weigh in. Oh my gosh, it's Dracula.
And he's carrying a dame away. Oh, this sucker. That's what he does. Whoa. Okay, how's it going?
Wow, wow, wow.
Is there nowhere to win prizes in Mario World?
No.
Mario World is...
It looks awesome.
There's just nothing to do except for the wristband games?
What?
That's a curious...
Oh, they're adding a new roller coaster.
It looks insane.
You'll see.
Wait, you've been here, no?
What's the rest of me here?
Not.
The brick building was here.
They're adding a new roller coaster.
I don't think it's done yet.
But it's.
Can't go on.
Will you walk in?
It's not done yet.
We can check.
Hosts to be.
It goes around the escalator.
You'll see it.
Well, I think it's called Fast and Furious Hollywood Drifts.
What makes you say that?
Just a guess, bro.
But look, this is it.
It's that there.
It's actually huge.
It's going to be awesome.
That reminds me of the Hulk.
It's a ready-born universal.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry, child.
OK, we'll go there after.
Do you want your butterbeer now?
No, no, no.
You guys want your butterbeer now?
No, we shouldn't.
We should focus on you first.
We can get the butterbeer so you can drink it
while we're in the sun.
Yeah.
We'll get your butterbeers now.
But then it's back to work, OK?
And then it's back to work.
Do we take a picture in front of the train?
Let's stop asking for shit, bro.
I got carried away.
You're not mic'd up, man.
the
do the butter be a mile
my god
You guys want to play games in line?
How do I play?
You don't want to play sticks?
Here, here, I'll hold it.
You all play sticks first?
That's great, that's great.
You first.
it's a comp game I want I'll go regular
yeah I think I got you on the ropes though
Okay. Okay. No, no, we don't play that way. The transfer rule is crazy. No transfers,
Or you can split, no transfers.
GG.
GG, GG.
Uh, no picture then.
No, okay, okay, okay, we can run, we can run, we can run.
Go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, run it.
How's the all day going?
Pretty good.
Chilling?
Lapping, did he win?
No, yeah he did.
Hey, good to meet y'all.
Have a good one, guys.
Oh, I was just, I just figured I'd check in on you
seeing how the voter beard's going.
Crush his ass, bro.
You did.
That was a tough game, too.
It was a tough game.
Dude, you tried to transfer on me.
You did, yeah.
Transfer's a whack rule.
You gotta decide for getting, you know?
I mean, bro, like defaulting to transfer's wild.
I can't believe he doesn't know sticks.
I can't believe either.
It's all right.
You know, don't do it again.
Thank you sir. Yeah, cheers.
I forget how sweet it is. Yeah, but it does hit every time.
Okay, to us.
Can we get a live chopper reaction? Tim, cut the chopper real quick.
I'm not adding anything. I'm sober.
Tim, what you mean um?
What do you mean um?
Sam!
Shoot.
That's the life.
You see her?
She's just taking it in that.
All right.
We're here.
Springfield.
It's your mini prize, but for a grand prize, it's free, yeah, yeah, yeah.
it's such a far shot it's packed
I think he's got a nail.
He had three for the grand prize.
The grand prize is crusty.
And the net is smaller than normal.
And it's also way farther.
Like it's not 10 feet.
He's throwing good shots up.
Three, two, one.
Yeah.
And there's a 30 second timer.
We're going to get a money ball for free.
And if so, we're two points.
We got one of the first game, Ross,
for the Seals of the Bowl.
So the best prize here is that Lifesize, Crusty, and Bart.
Or, I guess, over there, they have, like, other slush.
Actually, what are these?
You're doing the middle?
Sorry.
Oh
That's the that's the biggest prize
So or you get the big dog
I think you need to open the door
That one's pretty fire
It goes anywhere else, well not count
If anyone else wants to play this $15 for the rack and a...
But if it's a rack and a...
3, 2, 1, go ahead
Yeah but it sounds like you can maybe continue
You can't use your run a second game and they give you a bunny ball, but they don't carry your squirrels, okay
This guy's shooting for us
Yeah, he's made two though
He's a bucket
Like
All right, let's go to the other one just take a look whatever y'all yeah, you do cool
That's what, like, loves you.
Really?
Yeah, run it.
Say hi.
It's right there.
That's Jacob?
Where's Jacob?
Oh, get fucked, man.
That sucks.
Really?
Do you watch them?
OK, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
OK, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
All right, run it, run it.
Shout out, Jacob.
Good to meet y'all.
All right, let's uh...
I didn't notice the Ingo was right there.
Yeah, it was kind of weird, they kind of... they big dog Ingo.
Yeah.
I would have said hi to you.
So this is the other game we could play?
We just got to win a Max Pies in one of the games.
The koala's pretty big.
The koala's not bad.
The koala is nine pops of balloons.
I think you get...
I think you get ten darts.
Oh, that's hard.
yeah it's pretty calm but
but that one's more doable
this one feels like it'd be the hardest
i think it's not that bad
because you only need to be well actually you do need seven in
alright
he's kind of killing it right now
seven for the grand prize right now
So the same deal applies where if you play a second game,
they give you another round.
The fish, the pig, Hustkey, the turtle, the only one.
So that one's doable.
What up, y'all?
How you doing?
I'll dap you.
I'll dap you.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I know.
I'm taller than all y'all.
You're so tall.
Yeah, let's run a pig.
You guys cool with the group pig?
All right, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm getting nukes on me.
Wait, hold up.
Face this way.
All right, good to meet y'all.
Play seamless again.
Have a good one.
Play seamless what?
All right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We will, we will.
Sorry.
OK, this is the most likely candidate for today.
Because if there are eight players or even seven players,
there's a guaranteed W.
And I could just pay for something if I wanted it.
You know what I mean?
And then I could force them, you know.
The implication would be I paid for it, you know.
I paid for it, hey.
Sit down.
It might be a problem if you don't feel a little easy
on me here.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Okay, that's the program prize, left-size Hallmark.
You got a knockdown seven though
All right, how long it's going we're just looking around just coping
Okay, big doughnut big burger knock down the beer
You already killed your beer. I'm trying to finish it fast so I can hold the camera with your hands again
Oh, I might go for this one.
Ah, the mini-ball. How much is it?
How much do you drive this?
16 out of 7.
That's easy.
Gotta make it in one hoop.
Alright, can I get a shot?
Can I get two games?
Yeah, but they won't be fine.
Yeah, that's right.
It's gonna be right down there.
Are you passable?
Are you passable, Dingo?
I'm not passable.
Nah.
I've been being treated.
I can't show up. What am I...
I'm in your car.
I'm in your car.
It's my car. It's my car, bro.
I'm literally giving my SSM right now.
Can you see it?
I can see something.
All right.
Um, yeah, I'll throw Homer.
Okay, you guys know the rules.
Twenty-minute timer starts now.
All right, without shot number seven for this first round.
OK.
OK.
Thank you.
All right, so I just got to hit six.
I get eight this time, though.
OK, OK, I got a two-pointer.
That was a warm-up.
Oh
No, that's right, I'll pass, thank you.
So what did you think?
Yeah, probably not my game.
Yeah.
The thing is, I'm more of a long shooter than a short shooter.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's try this one.
Yeah.
I'm trying 35.
Wait.
Hello.
Watch.
I'll be right there over here.
You want me to open?
Let's see if we can go there.
So you guys can come up here for a little bit.
Let me see that.
Wait.
I'm trying to find the right side.
Oh, one down there.
The one down there?
Hello.
Hey, can I run it?
I'd like to run two games
No, no annual pass
Minus 60 keep the keep the tally going on screen today for minus 60 right now. Thank you
Nice for games, let's see it, alright?
Okay.
Got this, got this.
Oh, so close, take your time, take your time.
That's what I'm talking about, let's see two now,
we got the whole court to work with, alright, don't forget.
Oh, that's two, that's up for that price now, let's see three.
Almost had it, take your time.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, come on.
Let's see three, oh!
Let's see three, that was my friend,
don't worry guys, you still get knocked down three.
I want you to take it home while Parker's over here.
We still have one more game.
Let me get that set up.
It's going to be so hard.
We're going to be here a while.
How y'all doing?
Got this.
You got this.
Let's see it.
Oh, there's one.
That's two.
That's two.
Oh, that's two right there.
That's a three now.
We're locked in.
That's three.
Let's see four.
Oh, no!
Got the hole on this side.
That's here right here.
Go on for four.
That's four.
That's a five.
Oh, we're on a roll.
Let's keep it going.
That's how we do my friend right there.
We're at one, two, three, four, five, six.
So since you didn't get two games today,
let me give you the money bar right here.
One more point, all right?
Take your time.
Start with our perfect eight out of eight right here, all right?
Let's see if my friends focus on that thing.
Ah!
That's how we do it right there.
We all got our perfect eight out of eight,
but we just need to choose any prize in front of us.
What can I get from you?
Either the grand prize.
And any other prizes in front of you.
We got homework.
We got dough.
OK.
I get for you today, my friend.
You guys know what we got.
Give me a...
Give me over Simpson.
What the homer, good choice, good choice.
Easy bro.
Give me that prize, my best congratulations.
They're gonna help us see a deal.
Thank y'all.
Dude, I keep living like I was crazy.
I thought you were gonna choke at the last point.
Yeah, that's why I winded up.
Don't forget your burger too.
Oh, my burger too.
You slaved it.
Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna choke this if I try,
so I just threw it as hard as I possibly could.
Yeah.
And I let God decide.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate that, bro.
Huh?
Oh yeah, I'll take that.
We don't have a gun.
Ah!
Yeah, could I get a peek at you real quick?
All right, hey, take a screenshot on the screen.
Hey, hey, don't, don't, don't tag me.
I'm tagging you.
Oh, please.
Hey, peace, y'all.
All right, Jett.
Dude, you did it.
We done.
I mean, I'm genuinely shocked.
I did not think we were going to nail that.
should we uh should we try this one just for funsies yeah give it a run
how long was that that was believers want that by the way oh yeah that was definitely wasn't 20
guys best you here's $15 eight shots 30 seconds from behind the line
Thank you. Good to go cutie doesn't want homework. Can we trade? I mean for the beer. I don't think there's the guy with the red head.
I don't think you're allowed to swap game to game. I can try. We have our ticket receipt. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready?
Three, two, one, two, one. What would she want? Probably just a giant plush. Oh, there's a triple-eye fish up there.
I don't think she's going to be able to see this guy.
He already hit one.
Hey, she's up here. Please, you've timed up plenty of time for me to go so fast.
You won for a medium prize. You can do it.
So close. You are a winner. You did make one.
So for one, you get to choose yourself either round,
shooting you on the Chippos.
It's Chips, but also Hippos.
I think it's going to be hard, bro, but I'm going to play two games because the money
I think it's like three balls.
It's a second game, right?
Yeah.
Like that's the only reason I
want that one is because I had
that extra ball.
Oh, there was a guy.
It's got money.
Oh, baby.
That's just a warm-up round.
You got two so far.
Let's make it three.
Plenty of shots.
Plenty of time left.
Almost.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
So bro.
Hell yeah, man.
You should do it.
Yeah, absolutely, bro.
Eight shots.
Line up right underneath the red umbrella because we're interested.
I'm going to get your battery.
So for the first round, your options are going to be either.
Tim, can you cut to the top?
you
you
you
I think we can get that.
It's something going on where when we switch the battery it's turning the TV on.
We're good now.
But...
Can I be back?
5 seconds.
Alright we're back.
Che, here's the deal.
We reloaded, we're playing some games.
on to your next game, that is an extra ball with two points
when you play a game right now.
I think it's us.
I think it's us.
OK, you hold the scale.
OK, two games, eight balls, second game, I got a money ball.
I have to hit three for that, four for the juicer.
Four is crazy.
All right, you got the mic.
I can hit you, but I'm going to be over here.
Yeah.
All right, a couple of rules before we start.
Make sure to stay behind the line at all times.
You can only shoot into the basket.
In front of you goes into any other one.
Hit those back down.
OK.
High-priced for game.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, man.
Time to start in three, two, one, go.
Oh, that's bad.
Little bit more power.
Come on, you got this.
You can do it.
Oh, it's so far.
Maybe a little more.
It's so far.
There's a push.
You're getting close.
You can hit the rim.
If you can hit the rim, you can make it in.
There you go.
There's a one in.
Come on, let's get two.
Got a small pass so far.
There you go.
to make it three now. Keep it
up. Keep it up. You got this.
You can do it. I think I can
do it. I think I get the four.
That's another grant. You do
have the choice. I want to
rest small prizes. You do have
one more. Can I get that part?
It's a black and green one. It's worth two points. Save it for the end. There is no timer on it.
All right. Are you ready? I'm ready, man. Timer will begin again in three, two, one, go.
You got three on your first one. Can you do four this time? Left. Almost.
That's right. On it. There's one.
and that's one.
It up.
There you go. That's two perfect
switch. You got it on.
Oh, you almost no down.
Take yourself.
Any of time.
Almost almost. He got this.
Sorry about it.
That's one at the buzzer.
All right. This is the money
for the duck.
Oh, so close.
You almost had it.
You didn't get two, though.
So your options for the second round
are going to be the octopus, the owl, Ralph,
Frosty O's, or the Bartman pillow.
I'll run that owl.
Owl coming through.
Run it back.
Yeah, right now you two get that money brought once again.
I'll run it one more time.
One more time.
Just one.
I just need to hit that.
All right, low key. I can get
four. I just need to hit that
money ball.
Chattamaya shooter.
You got three and two people.
as before. Let me know when I'm ready. I'm good. One second. We'll start in three, two,
one, go. For those that are interested in playing, let's do it. Here's $15. Need shots,
30 seconds, behind the R blue line. This is lined up right underneath the red umbrella.
You got this. You can do it.
You can do it. It's so good. The first two rounds.
No, almost.
Before the money ball.
Take your time with this one.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Yeah, let's go home.
Wait, you gotta grab your owl.
Oh.
My bar in my owl.
Yeah.
Now we out.
Miss you here.
Oh, four is bad.
You have a phone?
Yeah.
All right.
Rick City guy, I got the owl.
Yeah, yeah, run him up.
$2.
$2.
$2.
$2.
$2.
Yeah, thank you, man.
Yeah, good to meet y'all.
Slight picture time.
Have a good one, guys.
All right, bro.
Chad, we did it, bro.
Let's go spin this wheel.
Oh my god.
Huh?
What's in the car?
What up y'all?
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh my god.
Yeah, get a selfie with all of us.
Oh my god.
All right, all right, hop in, hop in.
You want me to take it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, how you doing y'all?
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, run it.
Oh my god.
Excuse me.
Let me run selfie.
I'm skinnier than you thought!
You look like you can't go there.
You can't go there already.
Can you take that?
I'm tall and skinny!
Thank you.
That's what I'm talking about bro.
We've been saying that.
That's big.
Yeah, you run it.
I swear I'm skinny.
I forgot your name though.
That's fair.
Can somebody else take it?
It's bad of selfies man, it is what it is.
Is it?
It's on?
Well, this is called...
Alright, so you have a mic.
It's only thing that's on though.
I don't know if it's on.
So I can say whatever I want.
I think it might be on.
I think it might be on.
I wouldn't say crazy shit.
Dude, we have so much.
Dude, the lighting here is crazy.
It's so hard to make it look not like shit.
No, just blasting bright.
Dude we're champions. No, you didn't say I'm actually impressed I am too bro when I hit the three I was like fuck
I'm on one. I
Feel like three is already so hard. It's crazy. It's not the biggest
Yeah, for that one. It's because of the money ball. Yeah
All right chat we going back
We're going back to the car and we're gonna spin the wheel again. We got to keep the stream rolling. It's been almost six hours, so
although
Let's give away some shit.
Alright, wait.
Think about it first.
I mean, the Chipos, bro?
Did he- did he cutie want the Chipos?
I got the owls for her.
Oh, that is true.
The owls, the only one here that I think she'd give a shit about.
Okay.
I gotta find a small child to give the price to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was just a pause there and that was a little weird.
I thought it was implied.
You just made a face.
Oh man, it's nice.
That's nice, breezy.
I'm kind of a hooper.
You saw good shit.
He was?
Kelby was like, we don't have 19 hours.
Maybe we don't play basketball.
And little does he know, I'm kind of a hooper.
Yeah, the small ones, yeah, it's just...
It's just eye level. Yeah
What happened to your third attempt though? You think you just all the juice in the first two? Yeah, I got my head
Yeah, I got my started thinking about the worst thing you can do because like two then three some shit
I was like, all right, damn
The underhand was bold that was bold, but it would have been that baseball pitch was crazy
Yeah
in that I
Heat that shit and it worked. I mean it's kind of the right side because you take your time. He's slow down
You're just gonna miss yeah, that's true. Hey, do you guys want this burger?
Maybe I think you work here. Hey, do you want some chip-os?
Don't say chip-os. Hey, I want some chip-os. Oh, yeah, man. Have a good one
Chip-os gave it away
All right, I think we keep Barton ditch Homer ditch Homer. We don't need Homer and Bart
Oh my god what's his name? Prince something? King Julian?
Prince something, I didn't know his name. Oh my god fucking Scooby Doo!
Dude, Zoinks guy!
People say that Loki looked like him.
Oh.
Is it like a street performer? What's going on?
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh my god, they killed it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Got this feeling in my body Yeah that was epic. That was epic.
Hit something. That was epic. I have a new dance that I was working on.
Really? Yeah. I'll show you. It's the evolution of the Lutty.
It's still a work in progress, so don't judge it
What do you think yes like skill pretty good you actually like it
Hey, you want a giant home reception?
All right, all you
Hey, have a good one
Appreciate you
Let's get out of here choppers final day of the night dude
Dude, where's this hatred coming from?
See, that's the kind of hype man I need, bro.
No, that was, because you said yes.
And then he goes pretty good.
I think I was just really taking,
like I didn't know what was coming.
Homer, no.
Yeah, maybe that's true.
What you mean, no?
That was Yingling's Homer?
You wanted Homer?
He did look really happy with it.
You want Chopper?
Huh.
Yeah, what up?
Hi, how are you doing?
I fall asleep to all of your streams every single day.
Really?
You're just watching.
You're just listening.
Really?
All of your Minecraft speed runs.
How's the day going?
Oh, great.
You just got here?
We landed at 11.45 this morning.
Oh, and you just, you're not from LA?
No.
Okay.
I'm from Washington.
Oh, wow.
Okay, heck yeah.
My friend told us like, no way.
It's like, one of our...
Oh, well, we gotta grab a picture then.
Let's do it.
Okay.
We gotta grab a picture then let's do it
All right, right. Oh, let me get it. I can take a picture
Hop in
Thank you
Hey, enjoy your day guys
Sorry
What no
Do I have more?
yeah cool that's cool why are you holding the camera like that no no so the
prizes dude dude like I don't know I feel powerful and oh by the way this only
cost $120 steel so all in all like 250 on toys yeah I mean technically we won
the Homer on 60 okay and then these guys we won on straight up 30 that's
actually pretty good then well if I didn't play the other games thanks out
this one. All right, yeah, we're gonna go back to the car. We're gonna spin the
wheel because it might be something outdoor again. It also might force us to
go back home.
Which would kind of suck. Yo, Nintendo sort, Nintendo sort of low key.
What we spin the wheel somewhere exciting spin the wheel somewhere exciting. Yeah
You need the bell
That's why I like don't like when you talk it shit like and we got to work on that
They'll come over here
Oh
You do like making a fire you go.
Where's Christian when you need it bro?
That's that guy's favorite joke.
Dude, you heard his feelings bro.
Yeah.
When the Buffalo Bills were down and out, you were stabbing him in the back.
You were.
You were.
Can we have Chopper camp permanently on screen?
Tim can quick cut when he wants. He's got power.
I can't control what that rascal does anyway.
Just a picture, how do you move Chopper?
So what could it be now that's outdoors that would be convenient?
Milk mile.
Want me to wash the ball?
Milk mile.
I think it's about it right?
I think the rest is actually, I think we did most of our like travel ones.
Right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
You want to look at the list?
I have it up.
Yeah show me the list.
Cool.
I guess I lied to you.
It's not the list but you can look at the wheel.
that's fun oh shopping spree oh that'd be really convenient that'd be really
convenient yeah because we could just do it in city walk
um milk mile to assist with quickly entering the park 1v1 basketball
and proceed to the metal attack machine even basketball will be when we could have done in the park
Oh in there. Yeah, just like a three three point off
All right, we'll see
This is still a couple. Yeah, there's a few
There's a few that we could hit that our match. I'll just hold it because we're gonna spin it. Hey, you can hold it
Again, bro, we gotta talk about this whole
It's been yapping. Sorry. Sorry
You drink water today. No, I'm good. I wouldn't good. Oh
Oh
Dug-Dug oh, yeah, Dug-Dug. Oh, they think it's they think it's sweet sweet pollen
I'll just hold it bro. I'll hold it. Are you allergic or scared?
No, you just scared. I said both you're lying
One more than the other. Okay. Are you allergic to bees?
Yes
He keeps it.
He keeps it.
I'm just so 99.
I'm starting to think he keeps it 1.
I just have an answer and he just says I'm lying.
So I can't wait.
You know, if I say something, I'm lying.
What can you do?
You're an amazing athlete, Ludwig.
What's up, Pat?
I'm just reading chat.
Okay, it's not funny what you want.
I'm reading chat.
I think the believers are just kind of hyped
time it actually took if you set a good line or not.
It was like a maybe seven minutes.
Man, it was really fast.
Literally no one said that.
Several people said that.
Is Doug Doug on the wheel?
It should be.
I think so.
Yeah, I saw it.
Well, I kind of got a piss.
I'll hold it.
Should we go to the dodger's store and buy some stuff?
Yes.
That's what we should have done for buy something new.
Yeah, that is true.
We could have got swagged out.
Wait, there's actually a whole ass store.
That's kind of crazy.
I know, it's the dodger's store.
Have you been here before?
Yeah.
I have many a time.
So, we're gonna go to the car
and then depending on the wheel spin, maybe we come back.
If it's a shopping spree,
It was dug dug challenge. We could do that. Let's do it here. Oh, yeah
Walking I guess maybe you have to do drive-thru though. I mean walking is kind of like
Maybe it's an approved version
You burn a little bit of calories in between
The Japanese dug dug challenge and you're walking to Isakai's
Thousand dude not Isakai's
Isakai is
Yeah, we walk into one after a group just left. It's 74 years
Three high balls and one little taste of shishito peppers.
I mean, what?
Oh, dude, I got a piss. I don't know if I can hold it.
There's a bathroom. I'll hold it.
We'll spin the wheel then if we have to drive home.
Spin the wheel, get to go pee.
That's the living on a plan. You get to pee.
Uh-oh. Parking citation.
You ever remove people's parking citations off their cars?
I feel like, well, hold on a little.
Just to feel something?
Just to get it rushed?
I don't even know.
I never will.
All of a sudden, they get a letter.
They're like, what do you mean up here at a court?
All right.
Yeah, thank you.
Ow.
Oh man, dude, did you hear those one guys that came up to me?
They're like, dude, I don't know your name, but I've seen you at TikTok for sure.
I did not hear that.
And then I was like, alright, he's like, can we pay like, yeah.
And then he's like, so what's your name?
I was like, Nick England.
He's like, alright, Nick England.
Yeah, dude, that's so cute.
Guys, be safe.
This is a very dangerous driver.
This is a very dangerous driver.
He is a dangerous driver.
Be safe.
I would probably be here.
OK.
Time for a wheel.
And we're spinning the wheel.
Guys, we got two wheels today.
The first wheel.
Guys, we're spinning a wheel.
It is presented by a halfway there insurance.
It's got a bunch of things I don't really
want to do on it, but I'll let you pick after spinning the wheel
whether you want to do the wheel's choice
or maybe be a little safer.
and live on a plan brought to you by State Farm.
Now what this will be,
I'll show you after the wheel spin.
So first,
now,
wait, it is, there is water?
Wait, does we can just,
we're not allowed to have that though.
You can go, you can bring one for me, yeah?
Water?
Just one.
Yeah.
Just one, bro, now I'm good.
All right, time to spin the wheel.
Apparently I don't have to show them,
it pops up automatically.
So let's see if this pops up automatically.
Boom, wheel is being spun.
You guys see it right now?
You do, okay, great.
All right, our option is...
5K New York City.
Or we could, boys, hold up.
Cause that's just a living on a prayer option
brought you by, you know,
frickin' halfway whatever insurance.
We also could, and you're gonna really like this one,
live it on a plan, let's live life today a smart way.
Skincare routine.
So here's the deal, I'll go through my whole
skincare routine, what I used to cleanse, exfoliate,
how I moisturize, and the changes I am to PM.
So there's actually a lot of detail to this.
Mods, can we get a poll?
Are we living on a plan or are we living on a prayer today?
I really want to whack it.
Now, to be clear, the 5K in New York City, the rules stipulate this was added by a viewer's
most upward of commoners on YouTube.
It was run at 5K in New York City on Wall Street in a business suit with a briefcase
this year.
So, it's not going to happen today, obviously.
I'm not going to be able to get to New York.
But we will do it 100% this year.
Okay.
85%.
Okay.
Is that an instant respin?
Yeah.
Because this is not one we can do now.
It's an instant respin.
And we're going to New York.
There it is.
It's official chat.
You no longer have to fill out my comments.
We are 100% going to New York this year.
Next item, Better Start Training, Chuddy.
It's a 5K ball.
And we're spinning the wheel.
OK.
My dream is that this wheel spin is something outdoors,
something that we don't need to go back home for.
So I'm a milk mile.
Doug Doug, you know, pay a viewer's tuition.
Or, guys, bear in mind, what happens to come up on the wheel
doesn't necessarily mean we have to do it.
So like, some of these things are kind of boring.
Tuition, we could also live on a plan.
Brought to you by State Farm.
Let's just chill.
Relax, take a load off.
And I'll let you guys vote.
I'll let you guys vote.
You get to choose which option you would like, okay?
We can either give them a view of your situation or chill and relax.
Okay, Maz, let's get a poll.
All right.
Why is nobody voting for plan?
83% living on a prayer.
This, it turns out that every time the prayer option comes up,
It just makes my life a little harder.
Did they chose the plan at all?
They chose the plan once by something new.
I got the glasses.
That was a perfect plan.
But I kind of liked it.
I like the glasses a lot.
All right.
So here's the deal.
We'll do the tuition.
We can actually, what's the best way to do this?
Check.
I say we table it in terms of picking the person
or when we get back.
Because we're gonna get back anyway
and then spin the wheel again.
Rather than drive home, pick a person,
then drive back out to leave again.
I think that's the best plan.
to be clear the only people eligible are current students who are 18 plus who are going to
university in the United States okay we need a United States it's got to be someone in the U.S.
I apologize if you're outside the U.S. but those are the rules. Canadians another L first the
blue jays now this what the heck but no those are the rules and it will be 10k black so if your
If your tuition is 6k, you get 10k.
If your tuition is 12k, you get 10k, sorry.
But I think that's the best way to do it, just to catch all.
So we'll do that when we get back.
We'll do that when we get back.
You do have to be a current student, yes.
You've got to be a current student.
But someone get some tuition, babe.
What about grad students?
I'll find some clarifying questions on grad students,
community colleges, et cetera.
I think that'll be fine, but we'll talk about it when we get back.
But either way, we're going to spin again.
We're going back to back to back spins here.
Yeah, one more spin.
We have to run a 5k.
I owe you guys one person's tuition for 10k.
Our third spin is.
We got to go back in there back home at the wax my leg
So what we'll do is we'll get back, we'll do the tuition right away, then we'll do the
the way, oh actually hold up, maybe they don't want to watch me wax my leg, oh maybe they'd
rather live on a plant. And for that, guys, it's up to you. Would you rather watch me
He walks the entirety of my life or potentially derank from golds because living on a plan
is playing a game that I have to choose a game so what would you rather see?
I will let the vote decide.
It's up to you.
again is one it's one game battle should be clear it's one game well then CSR or prayer
watch me wax the entirety of my leg I don't I genuinely I leave it to you because I don't
actually get a choice anyway let me buckle up
Son of Peter.
This one makes the shot go.
Yeah.
Dude, actually, I'm surprised.
The wax leg or?
No, I mean, right now they're voting for Minecraft.
Yeah, plan one for each.
We're doing the plan, we're living on a plan!
Brought to you by Safe Far, thank you, Safe Far!
That is, um, I'm not gonna lie, that's awesome.
I would get ass rather not wax the entirety of my leg
Do you know what I mean?
No, they chose to remember to watch me play a game. Yeah, just get to play a game. That's crazy. Yeah, it's kind of awesome
Because they like watching me play games. I think I
Guess they would prefer me to watch. I think they would rather me play a game
then
Wax my damn leg
They've changed
They have kind of changed. I think they like watching me play games and more now. Oh
No, I get to ding the bell
It's gonna be loud boys
How we're living on a plan oh
oh we're halfway there whoa living on a plan what are you loving I was trying
yeah it was good it was good I liked it man it was like you guys don't even give a
crud we do we're so happy thanks for letting us get the butter beer I'm
just glad to be able to spend this day with you guys drinking butter beer yeah
Honestly, this is just my life. It's kind of a movie.
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm like trying to stream here, bro.
It's yapping, you know?
Uhhh...
Dude, I cannot read that comment.
some of your comments I cannot read I cannot read the L boss as I was
kidding I'm not an L boss do you guys think I'm W boss what do you guys get
quiet what do you guys get quiet what do you think you go first I think he's
good yes like yes he's a W boss or an L boss I think he treats us good chopper
saying crazy shit I'll straight right up I think that he treats us really good
and he gives us really good raises every year every year he gives us good
raises they always makes us happy at the end of the year and this year he said
he's gonna give us the biggest raise we've ever gone
crazy weather report
just a thought my followers fucking it's a windy
do you think there's a game you could beat love again?
yeah he could beat me in uh...
FIFA?
I beat you in any FIFA
it doesn't even matter which one
uh, FIFA World Cup 2006
I still beat you in that
no bro
what team do you play?
Brazil
there's a guy there from the Fausts
that's who you play?
Brazil was bad that year by the way
that was a bad year for Brez
Now and on controlling them, huh? I'm not playing with them. Not when you're playing
Because you navigate them so well
So you think you can only be a little bit one game it's a sports game
Well, I mean you just asked that was my first thought answer for probably yeah, I mean kids not really a
Here's a play games. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's not a gamer. What would you be me? I ain't go well everything you play
Minecraft except my
Can't beat you there.
Can I try? Low key?
Absolutely. Low key?
Mainly right now?
You would get decimated.
It would not be close at all.
You would not be close at all.
You would never beat me a day in your life.
Move on from your glory days, old man.
You wouldn't take more than two stocks a game.
Problem?
You rage made me successful.
I hope he feels happy about that.
League
You're a lower rank. Okay, here's the problem. You are a lower-ranked or gold. I am packing them
I would simply be timing and I'm flash shines
Also, you played it. What do you mean you wouldn't be dying?
I think it's kind of beautiful. It worked comparing because we both play the same guy. We do play a minimum
We both love the little guy, but you don't know how to flash R. I
Flash R all the time. See that's how I caught you. It's actually an R flash
You're supposed to not a flash R
Well, you've been fooled.
Rocket League, I cook you.
You don't. You don't even know how to fly.
I play Grounded.
Yeah, I know, I've seen it.
Your tires don't leave the ground very often.
Yeah, keep all four.
What's a game you think you win it?
Every game except for Minecraft.
What's a game you think you win it?
League, Minecraft, Melee right now because it's washed.
He got to me in CS, I beat him in the Vow.
It's a safe game!
Ummm...
Can I say League?
Actually, you have chests on me too.
Dude, chests?
I cook you.
You know who wouldn't? You know who's fucking dumbass?
Wouldn't be me in a single game?
Kelpa.
I gave him Apex and I was hit.
Oh, this is premiere rage, mate.
Love this.
I'll TFT too.
I don't consider that a game.
I don't consider that a game.
I don't consider that a game.
I think it's a JT.
What does that mean?
A Joy Thief.
Speak on that.
It's a Stealer of Joy. It takes your time. It's a Joy Thief.
Where did you hear this turn?
Who set this to you?
Huh?
Joy Thief's been around.
You've been talking to some weird people?
I don't know.
Dude, pro vs pro, and it's the whole office in a gaming gauntlet, and everyone gets to
pick a game.
How do you win?
Go down the line.
Oh, you play everybody?
Everybody picks their own game, right?
Yeah, I think that's like...
We'd have to all agree to a game.
Really hard.
I think you would lose by a lot.
We'd have to all agree, obviously.
Sorry, it's like Killed We Can't Pick Apex on our plate.
We'd have to pick a game where you have common ground.
Yeah, I think that's like...
We'd have to all agree to a game.
I think you would lose by a lot.
Yeah.
We'd have to all agree, obviously.
I do lack common ground with him, and I want to work on that this year, I think there's
a bit of an age divide.
Let's read the chat.
Oh no, I don't like upstairs.
They got us on the 15 right now and we're spinning the wheel.
So we actually crushed through like a good amount of wheel spins.
I mean obviously the last one lived down a plan but I think we just crushed through three
so we should be at correct from wrong chat, nine.
Not completed but that we have gone through.
we are a little over halfway through our day. Now, I'll come clean. I think a lot of the
back half things are in long term. Tattoo is quite long. Haircuts gonna be a little bit.
Eat my RSG, Tom, we'll take a little bit.
So we'll, we'll, those will take a lot more time.
Doug, Doug will take a while.
Doug, Doug will, I mean, it's only,
we're only doing free for Doug Doug to be clear.
Oh, you said like rules, is it?
Yes.
Starting location or no?
You guys are dealer's choice.
Oh.
You guys are driving.
Let's go to KFC.
Three KFCs.
I got your butter beer.
Let's go to Starbucks.
I got you freaking butterbeer.
Well today's the day of good races.
Let's hit.
Let's hit.
KFC twice.
Dude, you can't go for repeat.
What's best?
Three for one person is a lot.
Three for a person, if you think about it,
if a normal run is ten restaurants for four people,
it's more than average.
Right?
Yeah, because wouldn't it be like two and a half ideally yeah, I'm cleaning three solo then that'd be like us doing 12 spots
But then three with all of us is way too easy
Yeah, it's solo I'm a lot of call of celeb shot. No
I'm allowed to say big bite from cam and then I have to make the airplane noises and he gets a sticker each bite
Me and can't take it's a thousand dollars
To who charity state which are our bank accounts. Oh, you guys are taking it from charity. Yes
There once wise man once was really happy didn't get to have charity actually in our office so stable
We're an altar. Yeah, I'm learning from the wise
It's a problematic car. I really think it's a problematic car.
Ooh, I get chopper and bar.
And I just start putting food in their mouth.
When a chopper eats it, I ever know a chopper eats it.
I left an hour ago and you're still in the car with Teff.
Look at you, you just missed everything.
It's like, yeah.
Dude, I left it for two hours and 30 minutes from this movie and out to the credits.
What the hell?
You missed it, bro.
Did Faye's ever pay?
Uh, Lacey paid up.
Lacey paid?
Jason still owes me, Ron still owes me, and adapting case on still owe me for the uh, the uh, what's it called?
Get some.
That's a lot of bread.
How's that work? Sorry. It's okay, Moth Q, just ban him.
Next time, skip your shifts.
I'm hungry.
Uh-oh, E.P. Police.
Fine Brick Settles, who needs a gym when you can just queue up to get those E.Lo games?
Yuck.
Yuck.
I'm hungry, bro.
I guess all I've had today is, like, the dang smoothie.
Which didn't really hit.
Arguably one of the best, you know, safe smoothies ever made.
I think just a regular smoothie would beat it.
So I wouldn't call it one of the most.
You ate a croissant? I forgot about that and I had butterbeer.
I've been burning calories playing game.
Croissant was good too.
Croissant was so good.
Croissant hit nuts.
Dude, why does the phone pop up with?
Do you want to sleep five minutes with Stroud?
Yes.
I'm not saying five minutes.
Duh.
Why you asking?
I didn't go this way because I thought it was better.
You lost to Jason in a fiddle, near matchup.
I used to be talking with our partners to make sure that I was on the way.
You're going to have to chase him in the league?
Oh, I destroyed you.
Oh, it's not close.
I beat Jason in our 1v1.
Oh.
He just beat me in the league portion.
Oh, well, yeah, I cleared you.
You're pretty sure.
You're cleaning me and Doug.
You're losing to Jason the weak and League of Legends.
Jason hit Diamond.
Is that true?
Yes, on Ribbon, yes.
Okay.
Just do Dug Dug now.
We got to respect the wheel, bro.
Right now, we have to go home.
And one of you guys, who's 18-plus, in the US,
in college right now is going to get 10k of tuition so I'm rushing home and I'll
stay hungry because that's more important then we'll run our Minecraft game
then we can spin even if it's dug down we'll do it
Tim can we put the goal up on screen
Had Europe, bro, you living Europe, what are you mad about, your tuition is like $400
a year.
You don't need it.
The Americans need this.
I think the worst case, I don't even want to speak it into existence, if it goes dug
dog challenge into the milk mile. That is instinct. It's a DQ. We have to run this
stream back next year. Yeah, that probably couldn't be any worse. That has to be the worst.
It is close to that. It is born on the worst of ActiVac.
I mean those kind of suck together at any time frame, maybe at least like 34 hours I think.
Yeah, intuition gotta be 18 plus.
Now you can't play for someone else, you gotta play for yourself.
Are you allowed to throw up? I don't know if that is TOS.
I heard it was back in the day, but I don't know if it's still a case.
How do we enter for tuition? It's not gonna be until I get it back, so you got time.
But what's gonna happen is I'm just gonna do a, like a nightbot.
And, uh, draw a winner.
And then confirm with the winner that they are 18 plus in the U.S. currently student.
Do we make a pin comment for that by the way Tim?
What if I have debt but I'm not in school now?
Unfortunately this does not apply to you.
I hope you won't forgive me for coming your way.
Think the five get the book drop off?
What if I'm 13, never been to college, but want 10k?
Is there a contest for me?
Happy for the 18 months.
Is the tuition on Twitch only?
What I'll do?
And if you want to increase your odds, you can enter on both, but I'll run a nightbot
giveaway on YouTube and Twitch to lift a coin depending on which one it lands on is which
shadow draw from.
if you want to maximize your entries you could type in both whatever the keyword will be.
I'm gonna give you a code word and you have to type that code word.
Why not do, I mean we could do maybe 5k to each chat instead of 10k for one person.
I got to confirm if that's chill, but maybe do that
Or just do 10k to one and you just have two ways to enter
What am I going to do with 5K?
Like a line.
Like a line.
Okay, we draw one YouTube member, one Twitch member, we make them play Splitter Steel.
And then one person walks away, maybe with the whole 10, or they both walk away with
5.
Ooh.
That'd be so mean.
I couldn't bear to see the reaction of somebody losing $5,000.
would not be a feels good chat or we skip the tuition so you can completely
it's a bump in the road there's a ice just what do you want me to do what are you gonna do with the
bump I was gonna just bring up chilling and relaxing but now I don't even feel chill or relaxed
I'm gonna freak out.
Freak out!
I'm just saying, Bart's going crazy.
You good, bro?
Don't poke time all day, I'm cutting it.
It isn't like it's inked, by the way.
So you like Bart?
You fuck with Bart.
He's way more chill than Chopper.
I don't know why he's so into Chopper.
I feel like nothing even happened with Chopper.
Chopper's so chill the whole ride.
I think it's what it was.
I don't know when Chopper, because it's from Trivus.
And Chopper went like this, because it was blaming Chopper like it was his fault.
Like it's Chopper's fault, his head's smashed in the back of the seat.
Yeah, like Chopper should have really strengthened the core there.
You guys will never see Chopper after today.
I promise you that.
What's he doing with Chopper?
Chopper's got to do plug-ducks, though.
You know what Chopper eats.
You know what?
Yeah, he does.
I throw it on Homer Grubb before Bart.
Chopper cam?
Throw it on Big B.
Bart cam.
Or he could switch to Chopper.
Oh yeah, actually Tim, can you bring us the Chopper cam?
Is it on the Chopper cam or Big B?
Give me a transition from Bart to Chopper.
Because this is kind of a cute screen right here, we could just kill him.
Is the mic still on?
Yeah.
Yeah, the mic's on and it's out again.
You got some stuff to say?
Actually, don't worry, I'll mute it.
You got some stuff to spit?
I was going to say something about Tom's game in school.
Keep it off the mic, bro.
Yeah, don't worry, bro.
You can do your video, right?
Yeah, no, it's definitely muted.
It's muted.
It's muted.
That's the noise it makes when it's muted, so you don't have to mute it.
I got my haircut over the weekend and the gun asked when I do it, I was like, oh I work
for a YouTuber, you know?
And then the horse asked who.
I said, oh I know who that is.
I don't really watch streamers but I watch K-So every night, it's like that's awesome.
Then you really watch streamers too.
He's the most streamer streamer I think.
I don't watch streamers but I watch K-So every night.
You can cut it, Runchover.
Yeah, but if you saw this fucking sweet angle over here...
You have a really good view of it, though.
It's just for you, it's just for you, Cam.
I'm sorry, I saw it, man.
Oh, Tim, you can just cut it.
If you kept your audio on.
I'll shoot that.
you
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Thank you.
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I don't think he walked or something.
Oh, great.
I don't do.
All right, bring Chopper back.
Here's the issue is Chopper, and I could bring him back.
He's against paying out the tuition.
And I think we should do it.
But if you want it, you can bring it back, but we'd have to cut that segment.
It's a y'all call situation.
I'll let you make the call.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know why.
All right, hello.
All right, hello, excuse me, I rude I food in my mouth.
Oh, okay.
So here's the deal, it is now time for our giveaway.
Let me confirm a couple things before we jump in.
Okay, so right now chat, we are giving away tuition.
That is the one we're gonna do right now.
It's gonna be 10K, regardless of what the tuition amount is.
I wanna be very clear about that.
I don't care if your tuition's 4K.
You put it towards other funds, towards schooling.
That also means if your tuition's like 25K,
not covering all that, it'll be 10,000.
Does that make sense?
fair. Now, do you guys decide whether you want it to do 10K all to one person or 5K,
5K for YouTube chat, Twitch chat? Bear in mind, it will mean that one chat, either YouTube
chat or Twitch chat, because I'm going to flip a coin, is going to get none. Does that
Make sense?
I see.
Let me run a poll.
Let me run a poll.
35 months saga.
5k for 2, 10k for 1.
Muscle run up hole and push it.
That hits.
That hits.
Okay.
Mods pull. Just put 5k for 2 or 10k for 1.
Who in Efsler should I use my Twitch Prime sub on?
Leslie said I shouldn't use it on you.
I would say whoever you enjoy the most so you can watch the least amount of ads.
I would do it utilitarian.
You know what I mean?
Like what's best for you?
Easy said.
Easy said.
Easy done.
Okay, polls are live.
So YouTube chat, you guys have 1500 people who have voted.
The number one option is 5K for two.
Twitch chat, the poll is open and actually what's leading is also 5K for two.
So I think it's safe to say if it's leading on both chats.
What we're going to do is we're going to draw a winner from YouTube chat and Twitch chat,
5K in each chat.
I think we can end the polls.
I think it's pretty safe to say.
So we'll do that chat.
So there's going to be two people who each will get 5K towards their tuition.
Now let me clarify.
You can enter in both chats.
That's totally fine.
You cannot win in both chats.
I think that would be a little against the faith of splitting it.
So if you win in both chats, I would re-roll.
You are also crazy lucky if that happens, it's very unlikely and you should probably
exercise that luck.
Now I need to clarify y'all.
You can't enter this, but you will not be able to receive the funds unless you prove
you're from the U.S. 18 plus and enrolled actively in college, we will wait to clarify
those things before paying out.
Does that make sense?
you prove you're enrolled? We're gonna ask for your information. We're gonna connect you with
someone from my team and just like get a statement of tuition and usually those are dated for the
current calendar year. If I graduated in 2009, am I still eligible? It's a great question chat.
What is the answer because I have said it?
No.
What if I'm seven years old and I'd spend 5K on a lot of fire trucks?
Chat, what's the answer?
No, it's not yes. It's no it's still no it's still no okay. I shouldn't have asked
Okay, I think we're ready to dive in
By the way, there's so much lag on this computer. I don't know if I can I don't know if I can do mcsr on this computer, bro
The lag is atrocious, dog.
I forgot to figure this out.
Alright, I'm starting to pull.
I'll let you know the keyword in a second.
Okay, so I have Twitch Shad's pole open.
guys ready good luck to everybody who enters
I need another mouse this mouse is crazy laggy
look at this gal it is choppy I'll just switch after the giveaway just to nail it
All right guys, your key phrase will be the following.
I am currently enrolled in college and from the U.S. and 18 plus and W in the chat.
Oh never mind that's too long.
Oh.
Oh. Um.
Oh.
Happy birthday Ethan, thanks for streaming.
Okay, I have a new phrase. I'm gonna type it in a chat.
I am enrolled in college and from the U.S. and 18 plus.
We will verify all these things before you receive the funds to be clear if somebody
happens to lie about it, then we're gonna re-roll later on today, so we'll see.
On the right is Twitch and on the left is YouTube Chat, you can enter both if you like,
I'm live on both.
I am enrolled in college and from the U.S. and 18th grade, I am enrolled in college and
from the US and 18 plus. Do you like the hell?
and
Alright boys, we got over a thousand entries on each, when should I call it?
If you guys aren't aware, you can currently enter to win $5,000 tuition on both Twitch
chat and YouTube chat, a winner will be chosen from each.
You have to enter the key phrase, which is also the
terms to actually win the giveaway, being currently
enrolled in college in the US, just give me from the US in
18+.
All right, should I call it?
I am betting the entire chat slides, that I will win.
Congratulations to the winner,
of the YouTube chat giveaway.
SarahZ6064, Sarah can you confirm
that you are 18 plus currently enrolled in college and from the U.S.
On Twitch, congrats to Q-W-E-R super fan.
Following the five years, can you confirm you are 18 plus enrolled in college and from the U.S.?
Step one is confirming, just verbally in chat, you can type in chat, yes I am, I am all those, yes I'm excited to receive
5k i didn't lie i can't confirm sarah z 6064 and we're super fan you guys follow the rules god
bless thank you guys for following the rules i appreciate that very much okay guys you're
each getting 5k i hope that helps towards your tuition i hope you guys graduate with honors
I'm 24 and a grad student. That works. That works. Can we, Tim? Guys, can you reach out
to Tim64? Can you reach out to Tim64 with proof that you are who you are? Wonderful.
Wonderful. Such a weak confirmation. Okay, are you, you're a bit slow, so I'm assuming
you are not one of the people in college. Obviously, I don't just, and 5K appears in
their bank account. I have to get their bank account information. This is just a soft confirmation,
so we can move on to the next segment.
Then we're gonna get the email confirmation
and get their payment information.
Okay, you are doing your best.
It's slower than 90% of humanity, maybe 98,
but you're doing your best
and I don't wanna blame you for that.
And I hope you're having a great day.
["Sera is Getting Her Masters in Anesthesia"]
Sarah is getting her masters in anesthesia.
Core Superfan, what are you studying?
What are you studying?
Masters in anesthesia is crazy, you know?
Sarah, that works great.
Sarah, what is it?
Yeah, yeah, just talk with him. You can touch out with him.
Core Superfan is studying applied math.
Okay, what does that mean?
What is applied, applied maths uses mathematical methods to solve practical problems in science, engineering, finance, medicine, and more,
bridging theory and real-world application by creating models to explain phenomena and predict outcomes.
Hey, that like a prediction market?
What does that mean?
What's that?
You watch me?
Four equals five.
Is that like y equals mx plus b
All right boys
Congratulations to our tuition winners. Sorry everybody else who didn't win, but you know I tend to
Try to help some viewers of tuition every now and again we've done it quite a few times at this point
Core superfan the applied mathematician majors type six seven in my chat, dude
Hey, he's the best.
Hello hello.
Alright.
In class by the way
I mean bro, Otto's a genius somehow he ended up watching me and working for me. So I realized that smart people have no taste
They're just smart
Monitor
Okay, here's the issue bro. I don't know how in the hell I'm gonna play Minecraft on this joint
And it works swaggies
Waggies. Okay. Yeah. Okay, the issue is this is a 1920 by 1080 display. What is the 60 Hertz
monitor? It's 144. It wasn't swapped. I got to swap the monitor. Okay. Dynamic refresh
right now we don't need that. Okay we're gonna turn this off.
I
Okay mouse is at 800 DPI
All right boys
We are living on a plan
presented by State Farm which means I owe you exactly and not any more one
ranked game
dude I don't know what's going on with my mic
or my audio it occasionally gets crazy loud do you guys hear that like
Sometimes it just gets insanely loud or is that just a me thing?
Oh Tim, this is the wrong account
Damn, can you help log into the right account for me?
is Ninja Brain Bot set up? Oh no. It's not. Oh no. Ninja Brain Bot isn't set up. No.
Oh, my cheating tools.
Dude, I'm just going to derangling.
I'm just going to lose.
Oh, what if we, what was the other option that we switched for this?
What if we go back?
Do you have any videos that might show your standard deviation?
I think I used .02.
Wax your entire leg.
Ah, you know what?
I'll just d-rank.
Whatever.
I'll get it back later.
Ah, you did d-rank.
out of mind.
Drive us.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
direction to strongholds.
Okay.
Am I supposed to do angle change or number of adjustments?
Do any real ones in the building know?
Also, Tim, could you remove the overlay that has current objective?
You ninja brain is such a crazy term.
How do I, how do you say?
Dude, this is a mistake.
I'm making a mistake, bro.
I can feel myself actively making a mistake.
It's going to make me so sad when I lose this.
Oh gosh boys are you ready
We're playing one game of ranked.
If I lose, I will remain in Iron Chud if I win, I go to gold.
I'll stay in gold, really.
I guess I got that backwards I guess I'm gold now
No.
Mots, can we get predictions? Thank you very much.
I won one gold game. Unfortunately, I didn't get the elo for it. Tim. That's Feinberg hairline
It wasn't even a gold game. Wait, it was a gold game.
What do you mean?
They weren't gold? Oh, you just don't know what a gold game is.
Well, it's okay a gold games the game you play while you're in gold
It doesn't matter if you're iron and you beat a gold player. That's not a gold game a
Gold game is just a game you play when you're in gold
Otherwise, any time you beat a higher ranked player, that would be your gold game, but
that doesn't really make sense.
I think the way you're thinking is kind of wrong.
If you play a diamond player and you win, that's not your diamond game.
Right.
It is. Oh, I just fundamentally disagree with you on the nature of the of the nomenclature.
Top to bottom, I think the way you use language is just so different for me.
I don't need a pathos key.
All right.
What are we waiting for at the download ninja brain bot login?
I think my settings are wrong too though.
Ooh, I really don't like the way this is working.
Ow!
Oh my gosh this audio is really bad
Okay, sorry, I'm working on my settings.
You
Thank you.
All right I'm in.
Okay.
You guys are being annoying in Feinberg's chat. Shocker. Minecraft chat being annoying. Shocker.
Feinberg's too nice to y'all. I keep telling him, bro. He doesn't understand you guys are evil people.
Who should have 8 minutes of ads run per hour while constantly farming primes?
I can't be nice to us, same reason you don't give food to a dog that might see it.
boys
Dude, I need a haircut can I get a busting cut you think
I'm not an evil person like you. I don't relish in the downfall of others. I hope for their
success and I only hope for myself to achieve the success I want.
I don't know if QT likes the bus cut.
Oh yeah, oh I feel good
I've been in queue for four minutes.
Is my rank too high?
Is this what it's like to be like a high-ranked player?
I might be a low-key high-ranked player.
How'd you lose a 1v7?
Stable Ronaldo, bro
That's bad of games
Chill on Ron bro your name is stable Ronaldo's piano like
is Rocket League harder than Overwatch? I don't think Rocket League is a very hard game.
I think it just takes like a thousand hours, like it has a very high floor.
I think Rocket League has a crazy high floor, which makes it seem like a very hard game,
but like, you know what I find the most indicative of the difficulty of a game? Who's the best in
the world at it. And if it's like a cracked out 16 year old, it's not that hard of a game.
Like I think League of Legends is infinitely harder. I genuinely think League is infinitely
harder than CS. Excuse me. I think CS is also infinitely harder. I think melee is infinitely
harder. A game that you can become like best in the world at in like three years of playing
it, I feel like it just doesn't have that high of a skill ceiling.
you
you
you
you
you
you
of
the
your song though. Where the hell is it? Can I find a dang ravine, bro?
I mean this song is really apt because I'm playing a freaking let's play trying to find
And a dang ravine.
This is absurd.
Yeah, he's in the nether.
We're gonna be like two minutes behind.
This game is cooked.
I don't know what to do with it.
Just on a voyage around the world.
No kelp.
No kelp.
Kelp would be awesome though.
would be W. I would love kelp. The dolphin not even come out. Snake-ass dolphin. Oh
Oh my gosh! We found it! Years later!
Whoa!
Ooh, I never made a... boom, boom, boom.
Okay, I'm probably like a two minute time loss here, maybe more if I can't find enough
Lobo. Oops.
That was scary.
Nice!
Speedy, bro.
And like that, we are in in seven minutes.
Why did I believe?
I don't know.
You're low-key scinting.
I'm on a new setup.
I literally was talking through all the tech stuff I had to do on this new setup.
I wasn't even being quiet about it.
I'm on a new mouse, new monitor, new keyboard, new computer.
Don't bet against the doinkler, dude. I'm no fence.
Just genuinely anyone on earth.
I would rather hear from than you hiding the chat for the rest of the day.
Ooh, Bastion time.
It's Abel's Bastion and it's Buried.
Buried Bastion, eh?
I love when it's Buried.
that's a single where's the double or triple you're not oh there it is
Wrong way.
Okay.
Alright.
Where is it right here?
Nobody here?
Where's gang?
Oh, they're late.
That's crazy.
They were so late.
Why were they so late?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Unfortunate not a big fan of the yard I suppose
I actually genuinely do not remember where I was though.
I have no clue if I'm gonna- oh actually I remember this portal.
Aw, they corrupt thank you the Prime!
Get back to the nether before he wins. That's a pretty good goal to be honest. If I can nail that, that'd be a feels good situation. I think it was over here.
Hmm, did I pass it? There's no way, right? I gotta remember if I passed it. I think this
This is it right here, actually.
Wow, what a ride!
It is 425-570.
Well, I'm really going to enter this with, like, no food whatsoever.
And I'm going to have to get to the bottom of stables.
Let me tell you, this might be a back-to-back death situation.
I would not be oh my god and the skeletons hitting some backshots
This is tough. Oh, wow, she's oh
Cheap come on. All right made it
This is not gonna go well I'm guessing
Oh, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, it's gonna go quite poorly.
Okay, what we can do is build ourselves a little helmet.
I don't really have the hearts to drop down here.
I wish there was an easier way to extend the oh wow this freaking piggy really wants me
dead and he might get what he wants unless I punch him to death.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
You didn't oh those genuinely it
Okay
Okay, oh there is 20 there we go 20 with one fire as let's get out of here, bro
There's another Skellington. That's crazy. Do you guys like defend your homeland?
The Skellington just gets a roam free here? I'm going to assume it's this way, y'all.
just some raw intuition just unfettered intuition and I was right and I'm
rewarded I do one of these
Okay, that works. Uh oh. Uh oh. Leave me alone, Piggy. Leave me alone, Piggy. Wait, did I not
see it? I swear I saw it. Oh, wow. Oh, I did. Oh, wow. A lot of pigs here. A genuine impressive
out.
Lola Piggy's.
Da-daaa!
And I'm in.
And I'm in.
and
My opponent must be nervous.
I'm at a spotter.
Oops.
You would hate to miss your zero cycle.
You know what?
I'll give you the opportunity to draw.
I will give you the opportunity to draw if you would like, bro.
Just cause I'm a nice guy.
Just cause I'm a nice guy bro.
But like genuinely if you don't take this, I guess I'm going all out.
Rods
Don't give me another rod it's gonna be curtains, bro
They better not give me another run
GG all right boys
That was our living on a plan. We got to play a nice ranked game
and now back to the wheel back to the wheel y'all so here's the deal guys if
you guys are new to this we have two options today living on a plan presented
by State Farm where this bell will determine our course of action or
living on a prayer where this wheel presented by halfway there insurance
will determine our course of action now we got a couple of things on here that
I think are pretty juicy.
Let me move this monitor back again.
Namely, you guys might notice, on the wheel, we have our milk
mile.
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
I think the crazy ones, I mean, based on how I just put
Minecraft, beating my PR, RSG side, that might be hard.
But again, if it's a repeat, we're done doing it.
You want me to play the video?
Okay, I'll do it.
Wait!
It's like oscillating between measure yourself on stream and draw a self-portrait.
I think that's draw a self-portrait.
No, I think that's measure yourself on stream.
No, I think it's draw some no, uh
Okay, it's it's measure yourself on stream
All right, we got two options
I could, if you wanted I could, measure myself on the street.
The oasis of everyone's time, just gonna say six feet up.
I'm 30, we've been doing this for six years.
We know my art.
Or we can read a book together, educate the mind,
rather than this pointless stringed slot.
Actually, learn something for once?
Is that a crazy idea?
Oh, what if we doom scroll short form content?
What if we read a book?
What if we what if what if we genuinely learn you don't I'm saying
What what if we what if we genuinely try to improve ourselves in ways? We didn't think was possible, right?
You hear me
So anyway, Paul's gonna be available both YouTube chat twitch chat. What do you want to do?
Live on a plan live on a prayer
What book would we read depends upon today when I got my bookshelf
Okay, um, I actually don't want to show this.
How to draw manga, the female figure, profession, why is this in my bookshelf?
I think this is some, okay, um, let's, you know what, anyway, living on a prayer is winning,
So let's just do that.
Living, you know what?
Let's just do the,
I don't know where that book came.
I'll be honest, I have no idea how that book got there.
I have never seen that book in my life.
This is the first day I've ever seen that book.
I just want to clarify,
this is the first day I've ever seen that book.
This is the first time.
I've ever seen it before.
All right, before we jump in chat,
I got a quick little teaser.
This is all right, living on a plan,
living on a prayer.
play on the Bond Jovi song, right? Because tomorrow's a Super Bowl and we got a little teaser for the commercial that's gonna play.
So I figured I'd play it for you now so you get the context of why we're doing that.
So you guys are just like safe farm, right?
We barely cover boats by the dock!
Why, barely?
You get what you pay for.
I actually um, I actually auditioned for the role of Tegan Michael Key. I didn't get it which is why we're here
But I did audition
Oh, I'm going.
This damage to your home on the block!
We won't make things right,
cause smiling a claim is cut.
Can't I just do it in an app or call an agent?
No luck!
That's keen peel.
Okay, I'm gonna pause for a- for- for-
You think that-
You think that-
Okay.
Alright.
We're just gonna move on.
That's the best part!
No!
Bad play day!
oh my gosh that's why it's halfway there insurance because they sing halfway there
nah the writer's room fire
that cat's eye
oh my punchy should have gone with state farm classic
classic. Classic.
um so anyway that's that's the idea of it but uh it's time to read a book right? let
Let me check what books we got.
Let me check what books we got.
Book lost.
But dude, we are going to read all of Berserk chapter nine on the sponsored stream.
Oh, unlucky. Show the first page. No. No, not because I shouldn't, but because you didn't
vote for it. You get what you vote for. Okay, that's how it works. All right, let's do it.
We measure it
Yeah, I might make more sense that made more made more damn sense
So we're gonna swap
We got a hold on
For what we got
That doesn't make a damn man damn damn damn damn for life.
Is it swaps?
Chad is it swaps?
No, not yet.
Take your shoes off.
Okay, I got you.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
Oh
It's like yeah right here. All right, I think we're good. I think we're good. We were muted in there
Say you hear me
Shoes are off
Okay, you ready? Yeah do it from the feet up you got to be really fair about this you want me to be fair
Yes, bro, okay, cuz you've been a real
Something all day. I hit chopper way forever. He's ever come back. Where the hell is chopper? I didn't keep disappearing
How's a positive dark place? He can't see the light anymore. I'm sky. Okay. That's weird to say it's not it's my shoes are off
Okay, can you step on the thing? Yeah with my bare feet? We wait a minute. What?
What you want
me to just what yeah your bare feet cool you don't set me on very hard my
penance is out if you can't film too long just keep it high just don't flick to
it fine fine they're off bro fine did you show dude yeah he flicked now I'll
look like a bad person I lied to I like to give it up fantastic you made me
Okay
And you got a hold on for what we got
Can't get this high right here. Can you get this? I'm showing it straight. It's so straight. It's improved
It's like
Like 71 right?
Can you guys do not do it from below me? What's wrong? You're only doing it from below
What do you want to do? There's also slight bend in this if you look it starts here, and it goes like dude
You're here about this. I got I got let me take care of this. Let me take care of this
We're trying to be accurate. We are accurate. That's act that's accuracy. It's the same thing. It's the same thing
No, cuz he lost an inch. He didn't lose an inch
He hasn't he hasn't got an X range. Why are you looking who's the number?
67 67
Looks like
67 is five foot seven. That's what the thing says. It looks like
Seventy seventy two and a half if we take away your hair. That's like 71
So what does that mean I'm six foot one
Oops, it's definitely just six foot. Let's just verify. He's just six foot. Let's just verify real quick. You want me?
Yeah, you keep this juice on
Yeah, you might do this. Why you need to beat me?
I drove this around all day you fucked up chopper, bro. He's in a dark place dude. He is never going to sunlight again
Steppies
How's it look him?
Why do you push my head down you actually are six six seven six seven, bro?
Congrats, bro. Yeah, that's huge
All right, man. That's it choppers
So you can officially put it to rest close the door on I'm officially six foot and a half inch or six foot one if you want to be generous
That's it that's it that's official
All right, you want to get the wheel right here? Oh, yeah
That's the book I was gonna read no repeats
Wait perfect timing Aiden where are you going you free for a second bro you free for a second
bro because one of the options makeover I need to look real good for the end of the stream
bro okay that's one of the options it's you yeah yeah I need a friend yes you
have to say what you actually measured in that last part you have to say 72
it was 71 it was 72 and a half bro the thing where he poked his hand did you
see that he poked his hand up he like it went off of his head and then reached up
You're you're you're a real smack-talker. He was a real problem last night
This guy was a real problem. It was a real piece of work last night
This guy almost got kicked out the dang bed you last night
Irish goodbye last night
Yeah
All right, so two options chat living on a prayer we let Aiden do a makeover with us or
Or we don't do that.
Hiking time.
Oh, actually this is my one.
Send an email.
Pretty good options here.
And by the way, it's gonna be very firmly worded.
Now let-
I'll let you need me?
I'll let you know.
Okay, Aiden, Aiden.
Kelly just called for me.
Aiden.
They're gonna have to vote here
They're gonna have to vote
Oh dude, it's a chat, it's a stacked Saturday
It's a stacked Saturday evening
It was hiking? Hiking is supposed to be for the milk mile
It's supposed to be somewhat equivalent, you know what I'm saying?
Kelly's calling me?
Yeah, Kelly's calling me
Dude, Kelly doesn't need you
Kelly needs me
dude Kelby doesn't need you he doesn't know that he's just me he's a shut his
damn pie hold away he's talking smack about my game he's gonna check that out
Kelby two time state farm game for a champion oh what is that what I was
I was gonna read it, they didn't vote for it.
All right, are we voting email or?
Well, a lot of people are voting email here.
They really want me to draft it.
It's my most important thing.
What do you want me to do to you, man?
I want to make over.
Okay, ask him what he was doing last night at the wedding.
Kidding you saying that?
Last night, I got totally sober at the wedding.
Yeah, just be nice now.
Do you want to have tools?
Just be nice, yeah.
Do you have any tools?
Yes, there's tools.
Can we get the tools right in?
Yeah.
Tools right in.
It's my special stuff.
Dude, you, my makeup artist looks crazy, bro.
You're terrible.
You are awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
You're awful.
Can you help me?
I'm going to make you look nice.
Please. Please make me look nice.
What's in your bag?
Wow. It's just I'm so familiar with it. I don't even know what they're called anymore.
Okay. Alright.
I've got porstrips.
Okay. Okay. That could be good.
What's in that? What's in the other one?
I actually can't see very well with these on.
Okay.
Wait, what are we, here, you just, you take this.
Okay, I'll be your, okay, this works.
What?
For my wrists.
What are these?
I'll throw them on.
What are these?
Okay.
Oh, this is my go-to.
I don't know if you can do it.
I don't know if it's for you.
You seem like an elf girlie.
Actually, I have a lot of elf in here.
I thought it was just a film, but it's so much more.
Here's your brush
Oh my god, and then we have four strips
Mud mask nails you know a lot of this on my feet. Oh, yeah, we can get that done okay
eyelashes
Okay
Wait, this is great. Yeah, we got a lot bro. This is this is this is awesome. This is awesome
Cam, we're gonna put this on you first.
What?
What do you mean?
You need to get your freaking, you need to freaking join it, bro.
You're, everyone's saying you look really dry.
You look impachi.
You look really impachi.
Why is he laughing from over there?
Because he knows how patchy he's at.
He's not even freaking out how dry he is.
I'll show you, he DMs me all the time.
He says that Cam's looking patchy.
You look dry as hell, bro.
Cam, you look dry.
This is your thing.
Mud mask so paper paper your skin and unwind. I know you've been stressed. Can you pay it for me?
I'm a stress. You know, I'm a high-key cleanse. Could you
Kind of what I think I need you to cleanse your face with warm water. Okay, and
It's
Let's see. We're gonna leave this on for we're gonna apply this with my fingertips. Okay. Are you just washed?
Oh, I did just get out of the shower actually. Oh, they're about as wash as they can go. Okay. Yeah, okay
What do you want to watch your face let me watch my the dog face and then you plan what you're gonna do
I've had makeup put on me, but I don't know
Why didn't you take was that chopper?
He's been taking all day.
Why did he take it?
Where's he going?
OK.
Peel and press nails.
That seems simple enough.
Yeah, they're sticky.
OK, so this.
OK, I actually need chat's help.
I actually need chat's help.
Yeah, now you're playing out of the chair.
OK, powder, powder blush.
I use the brush with this, right?
Like I do this and then I go on a space.
That's how it works.
I never use this.
Help, lashes are quick.
Okay, are lashes easy?
I think they're like that.
Yes, thank you, thank you.
Okay, okay, yes for this.
And lashes are easy or difficult.
Don't you need the thing?
Don't you need the, what do you call it?
That's for your own eyelashes.
Oh, that makes your own eyelashes pretty?
That's the eyelash cramper?
Cramper?
Cramper?
That sounds right.
Yeah.
Let's go with that.
Yeah, let's go with that.
And then we'll do his feet.
We'll get some of the, maybe we start him off with his feet.
Lashes are hard.
Wait.
OK.
Dude, that's, you can't do that.
Oh, you have to put on like an adhesive line?
Yeah, but that's like you, Don.
Dude, if I get it in his eyes, he's going to fire me.
Just don't get it in his eyes.
all right why don't you put it on you put it on i'll be the camera guy
i'll be the camera guy cam's gonna have some crazy shit in his review this
week
i think you have a good plan here uh... i think i think i feel like my
my baby because he's got to relax first yeah he's got to relax first so this is
definitely what the way we kick it off and then what if i
is that that's a jay raise no this is the brush this puts the makeup on
will just it'll be nice it came in the back i have to use it this came in the
back
yeah
well
that's a great race marker and it doubles as a marker
that's what they're going crazy so far as wild
uh...
wait there's more stuff in the bag wasn't there? yeah, no it's down there
let's see what else we got
um...
hair clips
i don't know, like i can clip his hair
Wait, one of the other things is Shave.
One of the other things is Shave his head, right?
Or is it cut his hair or something?
Can I shave his hair as a part?
I'm going to say yes.
You can do that.
OK.
I don't know if I have the equipment or not.
We'll have to.
We'll clip him.
We'll put some clips in.
I think we have to end with the mask, right?
No, what are you starting?
I can't start with the mask because then we can't do anything else.
What are you doing?
You look relaxed.
You actually look really pale.
So what are we doing?
So what are we doing to me?
So you cleaned up, right?
Yeah, I cleaned up for you.
For the mud mask?
For the mud mask?
I don't know if we should end with the mud mask, right?
Then we just shouldn't do the mud mask.
What?
Just don't do the mud mask.
Because you have to put makeup on, so you can't put the mud mask on at the end.
I need people to see your work.
Rebel.
Yes, sir.
Where are we, sir?
My makeup artist is so endearing.
He does everything for me.
Okay, why don't we start? We'll put some lovely nails on.
You're putting nails on me?
Yeah, so it's easier to type.
And I'm going to have to beat my Minecraft record with nails on?
Yeah, yeah.
That's... it's performance enhancement.
Do you use them?
For my Minecraft run?
Yeah.
All the time.
What about your CS gameplay?
CS?
That's actually a no nails game.
Really?
So you kind of have to go on and off to play a little game, no nails?
Nails, no nails.
I'll tell you the game you say nails, no nails.
Okay.
League.
Oh, no nails.
Okay.
Um, Rocket League.
That's actually nails, because you can claw some actually angles in Rocket League.
Okay, it wouldn't affect it.
No, it's I would argue even straight Valorant Valorant surprisingly nails. Okay. Is that cuz cuz CS nails off right?
That's like a player base thing. Yeah, that's more
Yeah, okay. I guess you I think I've done it
Starting Valley starting Valley. Yeah, no nails. Oh
Surprise to me
Not over the nails game. So you kind of have like a large
Grotesque fingernails like just just like normal size
I have good beds
I'm good beds. I guess
So and I think I assume
From my experience okay with using daintier prettier. Yes. Well kept nails right that you
Well, take these all can't well kept. They'd be well kept
Well, which one's which fingers that one this is your middle, okay?
Are you doing it?
Am I doing it? Yeah, you have to do it. I think it's I do it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
That's the fourth finger that's sorry
This is thumb. What are you? Are you asking him? He's the cameraman
Stop being weird. Okay. You just all right
You thought that was the middle finger. No, that's this one. Yeah. No. No, this is
Why is this fucking crooked if you think about if you hold out all of your fingers together next to each other your thumbs are in the middle
Actually crazy. He begs that is that true for you
That's crazy
Do you think, do you think cutie minds on doing this?
No, no, no makeover still.
Okay.
She will look like if I look beautiful for her.
Right.
Okay.
She said it was kind of hard to play games and nails.
I wonder if that'll be the case with Minecraft.
She didn't play Minecraft, I guess.
She didn't play Minecraft or something.
I guess nail on game.
Nail on game, so she wouldn't probably.
Shouldn't affect it.
Like Valorant, I don't know.
Oh my God, you look beautiful.
Wow, that was it then, huh?
That's, that's most of it.
It's like you're, I'd say you're like 90% of the way there.
I'd love to hear it.
I feel more beautiful.
And I watched my face for the nails?
I was watching my face for the nails.
You watched your face for the mask, which I realized.
That what it makes sense to put on.
When we do it now, it doesn't really make sense, does it?
Right, now it doesn't.
So, okay.
We're doing all 10 nails here?
Oh, well there's some, we're doing a few more.
We have more than one nail option.
we have to get at least two more that makes sense yeah and I'm just gonna put
these that makes sense dude that makes sense that makes sense bro is there a
reason you've never done this on stream before put my nails on yeah
your femininity purely a political choice your personal choices
Which now you're saying about this one right here
Bring back adobe animate
What is that?
What does that mean bring it back? We miss it. We miss we miss adobe and bring it back now
Is that one of the things that you use?
Yeah, yeah
Give me your hand focus this one
Was it this hand you're looking for give me your count all off fingers, dude
Who's got a lot there man? Is he the guy from?
Naysay guy from line which in the wardrobe. Yeah, I'll cheese. That's it. No, he's from lemony snicket. Yeah
It's Jim Carrey Jim Carrey. All right
I think we got a few of those on and we got to move to I think we have like foundation, right?
So it's like this. Yeah
That's actually kind of cute.
Loki is kind of cute.
The issues of my go like this.
It melts?
Why are you asking?
I thought this was your kid.
Shut up.
I'm just, like I said, I do it by instinct.
And most of my clients aren't so loud.
Okay, they're quieter.
They're less inquisitive?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is lip oil.
Freshens them up.
It's not good to eat okay. It's not good to eat
You're you're see you keep sticking your tongue out. It's really hard to see you
Yeah, it probably doesn't taste there's no way this is looks like it tastes. There's no way this is it looks like it's bad
Like paint think like like tide pods like you didn't eat those and they looked
You didn't eat those
Think about other things that you don't eat and think about this thing as one of them.
Like shirt.
Yeah.
Like your shirt.
Shirt.
Shirt.
You don't want to make it short.
You have occasionally ripped them.
Yeah.
And then you can never eat it.
Never eat it.
Okay.
Not done on one.
I feel like you're going to do it again.
I'm not going to do it again.
You're getting just a lip, right?
Yeah, just a lip.
Okay.
Just a lip.
Okay, just a little bit, okay it feels a bit low.
No, no, no, no, it's like spot-on.
Should I mix it around like that?
Yeah, yeah it's probably fine.
Okay.
I want to eat the shirt.
You can't eat the shirts either, that's the thing.
You're doing it right, right. Yeah, no, it's probably it's probably actually I feel like this is probably the best I've ever done
You've done it before a lot though, right a lot
mostly on
Mostly meeting a lot of it out
What if I should all over my teeth that I'm supposed to leave it there
It's kind of like fluoride it like strengthens them I've heard they also put a lot of this in the water
Elf has deals with different US cities and they just pour it into the drinking water.
But that's where the strongest kids are. Elf made kids.
Well then Santa kid's naps them.
No, he employs them.
No, not while they're under age.
No, he pays a fair wage.
Not to the kids.
Santa pays a fair wage to the elves.
Probably enough, right?
Probably enough.
skyrocketed right up there.
You're really just getting one corner a lot.
It's...
I think you look good.
Okay.
I think you look good.
It's...
Okay.
I don't think it's in the chat.
And I know what you're thinking.
Elfs in the chat.
Big elves in the chat.
Now, I'm gonna need you to apply.
You can do this yourself.
You can put a little lip balm on while I'm prepping.
Is this lip balm?
Melting lip balm.
Do we have any wax?
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Actually.
Any like large razors?
How do you feel?
Kind of the same but like there's a thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick,
thick, thick, thick, thick.
How do you feel?
Kind of the same, but like there's a thick, thick, thick layer of stuff on my lips.
What does it look like?
So here, this is a makeup brush.
Okay.
We're just going to put a little bit of this on.
Sorry, it just looks like the white board.
Do you do this?
No.
No.
Do you do this?
No, I don't.
Can you uncap the makeup brush?
Uncap?
Of course.
This is for detail, this is how they do the eyes.
And sometimes even the eyelashes, I curl the tips actually.
Okay, okay, okay.
But I don't know if you're, you seem nervous.
I am a little nervous.
So this is to curl the tips.
So we're gonna stick with the brush.
And then I'm just gonna see, I'm just gonna, and I have a backup brush.
What's the backup?
Should we try it?
Should we try the backup?
No, this is working great.
You're playing it like I'm playing baseball.
You look like a surface that Nadal would win every tournament on.
Clay?
No, this is hardcore.
No.
Fucking stupid.
Fucking stupid.
That's fucking stupid.
That's fucking stupid.
That's fucking stupid.
That's just dumb reference.
That's dumb reference.
I'm just...
What's hardcore?
Is Clay soft?
Oh my god.
It feels so rough and great it feels rough. Yeah, that's weird. It's a brush
So I don't know why it's like what color are you picking for my palette?
This is I should have had you know, perhaps should have asked preference here, but I thought this is really you
Yeah, it is me. Yeah, it's me. It's not too dark. Not too light
And I'll fill it in with like another color probably
You're being really hard to work with you're being
Oh thanks. Has anyone said you're hard to work with? Me? Yeah. No, no. All my clients, we go back.
You seem like you'd be chill off the clock. Chill off the clock. We hang out. Me and my
clients hang out a lot. Off the clock? Yeah, in Long Beach. On Long Beach? On Long Beach.
You know what happens on Long Beach? Only on the beach in Long Beach. Oh, it's kind of rare.
People really don't. They usually go for the yard house. He looks like he had a rash. Sorry,
I'm just reading chat for the first time. What's that?
Chat he looks a beautiful might be heavy on the brush
You look like you're a rash, so we probably want something else to like match your lips
That's a little more sparkly
There's so much softer with this brush the last person was so last it's two different types of brushes
Would a painter paint with one brush with one type of brush not most no
No, they switch. They switch.
Are you switching the color?
Which one is this one?
Oh, the really bright pink one?
Did you ever have the 96 box of crayons growing up?
Or Lone, perhaps, from a friend?
You know how there was one kid in the class that always had the 96 box and the 128 box?
And he had the crazy colors with sparkles in them?
That's kind of what now we get ours.
Nice.
I've taken back what I could from that kid.
Oh my god, it's just not, it's not filling in.
Oh wait, what?
What do you mean it's not filling in?
It's kind of, I think it's a problem with your complexion, honestly.
Shouldn't like a make-up artist work around that?
No, no, some people are too...
Difficult.
Difficult to work.
You could call it a day.
Call it a day.
They're my best.
Call it a day.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay, so we've evened it out.
We're just looking at just the lighting is looking really nice right now.
It's complimenting a lot.
How much more now I'm thinking about this okay put you can put what?
So I'm thinking are you reading it for the first time?
this yeah I think it's what is it well someone else purchased my product for me
okay so what is this so this is nail polish I think right and it's so we're
gonna so we did a couple let's stick on ones right yeah and it's like those are
to help with your Minecraft runs right okay so you have enough oh trying to
give him the L but now I think it's time it's like we just need a little color to
round it out to match my face and which one are you going with the black
sparkly or the bright bright bright bright red
what would you prefer you know I have no dog in this race really so so you'd
like a little pop yeah a little pop could be a little pop a little pop not
much right for the black one out of the black one I mean up to you this one
up to you maybe the black one's better though it does okay admittedly does have
a nice sparkly base and gotta love the sparkle get some moving your hand okay
should I get some spacers or what spacers I don't think they called them that
where I went to school just one clean stroke maybe oh wait was that not bad
why are you asking me I just I kind of try to gas myself up even after all these
years okay what it's just it's falling it's falling is that fine is it falling
okay so it only stains the the floor and your skin okay
Sorry, sorry, just needs to go somewhere so.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe my wristbands would work too if you want to.
Don't ruin those.
Those are mine.
Right.
It's to make you feel calm in it at home.
Is this also black or what?
Yeah, well we can...
So you...
Have you been drinking?
Like...
That wedding was crazy last night.
It was crazy.
Crazy crazy crazy you were while you really can't hand me so you were wild
Ever kept saying what a wild guy that guy is. Oh, you got a little lot on there. You got a little lot on there
Maybe a little less on there
Maybe a little less on there. Can you not tell me I'm just asking questions
Okay, we said okay like you thought you did well there you thought you did well
You have a lot to say about someone else's work.
For the first time I'm seeing myself in your glasses.
Yeah.
I look bad from that point of view.
Kevin, you don't think he looks bad?
No, he's complementary.
Complimentary?
Complimentary.
Somebody is illiterate.
So the nice thing about Cam is that he's been reading a lot more.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw the book he was reading.
That is your book.
Ooh, that note, I mean, yeah.
Yeah, don't shake it that fast.
Oh my God, it's a little heavy.
This shit smells crazy.
It doesn't.
Do people be putting this on?
People be putting this on.
People be putting that on.
We still going?
So I think you're, are you feeling complete?
I felt so good so long ago.
Wow.
OK.
Ultimately, you are the master I think like the top side top side of you
Like this this up, huh? I'm loving so what where's the line start? I'm loving it. Where's the life start here? Oh?
And you want to fix everything below the belt questionable?
Okay, how is that even gonna? Well? I I think I think it would be good for you if I what I think it'd be good for you
Okay, relax. What is that? It's a foot mask. How does this work? You have to take off your socks
And toes are out. Uh-oh not for free
Not for free
Have you ever done one of these before? Is it hard to look at me?
No, I've never done it. You've never done a foot mask? No, have you? I actually have. Is it like a sock?
Yeah
It's it's like a really nice soft. I like this I like this
So we're gonna run this
Apologies when you get down there it smells nuts
All right, so we just ripped these open
And I'm gonna need you to place. I'm gonna need you to place your smells like an airline me and
Yeah, thank you
Cold freezing actually
You look like you're about to get brutally
Frame mugged by an ASU frat leader. Thanks, so I'm
Slime here not here here
So this is cool. Oh my god! Oh, dude. Get it all the way around.
Dude, that's... Oh. I think you're supposed to wrap it. Wrap it by the ankle.
Wrap it? Wrap it, yeah, that's what that little lip is for. It's got a little...
It's got some tape on it. Oh, you didn't remove the tape. Oops.
Oops. Okay, so... And now? Uh-oh. I forgot this one.
They smell like a foot locker smell like a Ross dress from this
Do you think at the end of all this like when we're all done cam like we get all have you ever heard of a class action?
What class no ranger
Love Rangers
All right, I think you let this sit for you're gonna let this sit for the next how long 15 minutes
Hey, you can get on to the next set of timer for 15 minutes. Is that it then?
Is that it then? Well, I'm looking at our options here and I feel like your your face is so full
It's so full and you already look so beautiful. Thanks and
swollen I mean, sorry wrong word. Oh, whoa, whoa strong strong. Thank you
Rest of your body. Thanks and your feet look comfortable. They do feel wet and your nails
Sorry, let me, not this one, let me see it there.
They're dry.
And the pinky looks, oh, I smudged it a little bit.
It looks like it got kind of there and there.
Should be fine.
Yeah, so.
I, do you feel beautiful?
That's the most important thing, I think.
I feel kind of like Caleb Williams.
And I think he's beautiful.
Does Caleb Williams wear?
Not, what?
All this?
Not, I probably, probably 60%.
Caleb Williams, you can DM me if you want a good time.
I would put makeup on Caleb Williams.
Oh, looking for clients, I respect that.
Yeah, I'm a contractor, okay?
Thank you for coming.
Uh, and I think it's, because we could do,
your hair's just a little too short.
There's a lot of clips.
Yeah.
And I think this is, it's mostly about,
I think maybe we need to do your eyes a little bit.
I think we need a little emphasis on your eyes and I feel like that's really the only thing
missing.
And I just want to take a quick look.
What are you taking a look at?
I'm just taking a quick look at this.
My feet feel wet.
Should they feel this wet?
Do you know how to use this?
What do you think you're doing here?
I'm taking this out of the pack.
Okay.
And you?
Why are you looking down like you're reading your first newspaper?
I don't know.
My first news, it's just I've never seen this brand and I'm mostly, I'm a, are you
like not able to pull it off?
I'm mostly, I'd help with my nails, you know how it is.
Yeah, it's tough to grab things.
I put my pinky on my nose, it's cause they actually tell it everywhere I go.
I need you to close your eye.
Close your eyes.
Close.
I did.
The other one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my God, you look beautiful.
Feels a bit high.
What?
I don't know.
I've never worn them.
It just feels a bit high.
He has a technique.
Okay.
Okay.
The thing about this is it's kind of like, it's kind of when you put tiles in your bathroom,
like new tiles, the grout has to settle.
Don't refer to my face as fucking grout, asshole.
Your face.
My grout-like face.
No, no, no, no, no.
My grout-like face is to say.
The lashes are like tile grout for your bathroom,
and it needs to settle.
And then sometimes the base, if it hasn't been taken care of,
it cracks.
It cracks, and we come back and we fix it.
Put the grout on.
I guess I'm pretty now.
I guess I look beautiful.
What are you using a minute on?
The masterpiece that he's creating.
Thanks for watching.
I think I really rounded it out, and I want to thank you because I've been down on my luck
Can I keep these and you can keep those on thank you, and you can keep the nails
Thank you and the socks thanks, and I thought
Do those yeah, you leave them on for the rest of the day
No, it's actually a day the day thing
It's gonna if you don't mind I'm just gonna clean up please I'm gonna clean up please
I know I would appreciate it and I'm sorry even down on your luck
And I hope you know Williams reaches out and you look for sure
What I look for sure that you look I look you you're looking I can tell with both eyes
Finish the nails, what do you mean? Do you want to eat these are you can also eat like an AC?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's like a little snack.
That's kind of nice of you.
What the heck?
I didn't think I was gonna get a meal today.
So I'm just gonna take these.
They're very soft.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, the glue squeezes out.
Oh, it's a bit bitter.
So I do wanna check because I've realized
this was actually your brush.
This was your brush, not mine.
Was it?
So do you, because it's,
you want to keep it? Oh well I might yeah I might because I think it might oh
that's my marker right I might need it. I might need it.
Oh no I'm sorry I'm not very technical. I'm not very technical. I actually might.
Sorry, take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time, no worries.
And if you ever need, if you ever need-
No!
No!
Sorry.
No, just fucking go, just fucking go.
Should I go too?
No.
You stay.
Do I look pretty?
Yeah.
No, you stay.
Do I look pretty?
Yeah.
One to ten.
Ten.
What was that before?
Nine.
How do your feet feel?
Wet.
Like very moist.
Dampy.
I don't, I can't use my fingers. Apparently it's a Minecraft thing, but...
It'll help.
And we're spinning the wheel
All right, here's the deal I would love to hit
Draw self portrait look at that. That's easy. That's easy. Well, perfect too because I got my makeup did right before this
Oh, you gotta vote.
Oh, right. Idiot. Thank you.
I'm a real poluka.
So it's a soft portrait.
Or we could.
It's wonderful.
Now I wish Peter a happy birthday.
True.
Yeah, what do you prefer? I draw a self-portrait. I'll probably do it in paint. I'll be honest or
We call them up give them a little hello little
little hi-hi
Hey, hey
And some concerns on the way I look what I look like a kid trying to eat pizza
Kid eating pizza. Yes, you actually kind of look oh
We put you you're you're kind of close to that kid who likes turtles. I feel like
Do I do have an I like to especially with the dye hair
Face on guys. I'm not face. I'm here. It is called face. I'm because she doesn't face time, bro
and I respect my mother
So what are you doing? Hey, summer does it say face on the wheel?
Say face summer call. It's just call. I says call
Well you guys have voted for the plan it looks like you'd rather me call my mother which I think is a good plan
everybody should call their parents they're around especially and oh this is actually crazy
my mother texted me 11 minutes ago
let me give a call let me give her a ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
hello
Hi mom, I'm on stream
Ok
You're with Peter?
I'm in the queue, soon I'm going to leave
Leave? Oh, you're coming back?
Yes, because we're still in Baltimore
We've been in the queue since this morning
Why in Baltimore?
Because there's no direct contact
You're with Peter?
Yes
I can talk to him, quickly
Yes, of course
What's up. What's up. Hey is
the crew crew not yet no I'm
seeing them tonight I'm live on
stream right now chats here that
crew. Okay but I want to call
say happy birthday. Thank you
very much Peter have you heard
the song. The song yeah. There's
really yeah it's a it's a song and it it's I'll just tell you it's called step
son of Peter really I'll send it to you it's just a song about me being your
stepson do you ever play metal gear solid no yeah we're live yeah we're live
Okay, so I'm playing this really cool game called Last Z Survival Shooter and I am the
alliance leader of the Night Samurai Alliance in Sector 381, so I want it to go out on
the air so that people know that, you know, that a really cool dude is an alliance leader
in Sector 381.
which sector is that? And what do you what do you call yourselves?
Night like time of day like it's like good night samurai.
Like nights from the middle of this I get it. That's actually pretty cool.
leader and you know what my uh what my handle is um peter no i'm brought more
it's latin for it's latin for shadow of death dude that's bad ass do you have to google that or
do you just know that off top i i i keep i prefer to keep my secret secret that's pretty that's pretty
metal and I won't ask any more questions. Alright well you know you're free to play
still right that's the thing about Peter he's always free to play he don't put it
Diamond I've even tempted though, but you hold strong
You get a little desperate that's fair that's fair
So you've compromised only when the base is getting raided
10,000 troops down.
So just whenever you really want.
Whenever I really want to.
Alright, Pierre.
Hopefully, I mean, since you're
worldwide, hopefully
there's some people out there who are
going to hear that, and they're going to say,
oh my god, I know that guy. He's such a dick.
Umbra Mortem. They're going to know
about you on sector 380M. They're going to
fucking know about you.
Yeah, alright. Have you looked it up yet?
The game? Yeah, I did look it up. I know this game.
Yeah, you know what yeah, I know this is like one of the most popular mobile games
Not for long not for long sat on the airwaves night samurai about to go crazy
Who's the guild leader though?
Who's the guild leader or alliance leader?
How many people are in the alliance?
Probably a small amount.
No, like between like 78, 80?
Pretty big alliance.
The maximum amount of people in the alliance can be 100.
So we're like almost there.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we were up to 90-something.
It fluctuates.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It goes up.
It fluctuates. It goes up. It goes down. Other alliances poach some of your good players.
I can only pray that this boosts your alliance numbers. And we get some real shooters in there.
We got to cut some of those guys. Some of those guys aren't going to be any alliance.
I'm trying. I'm trying to boost the numbers. Well, I'll do the best I can. I'll let the people know.
Check the text I sent you. Let me know if you like the song.
All right, cool. All right Peter. Thanks very much. Happy birthday again. Stay a load of cutie for me.
Yeah, I will. All right, ciao.
Here's your mom. Here's your mom.
Hello. How are you?
Well, I'm doing a stream right here. I'm going tomorrow morning.
Okay.
And when the next week, maybe we can talk about it, to see how it's going in China and all that?
Yes, of course, but tomorrow I can talk to you with...
Jay, Zach and Christian and all that.
Well, tomorrow it's not worth it.
It's Monday.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
Huh?
Yeah, that's fine.
Monday.
Well, if you wanted something, I just wanted to talk to you.
No, just that...
Yeah, I was going to be your birthday.
Okay, thanks.
Goldbees
Dude shout out painter that was nice but guys if you are on last war
What was it called survival survival last survival Z war?
What's it called survival Z last war survive you aren't survival Z last war you better join my stepdad's freaking alliance y'all
You better join straight up
What happened I left a few hours ago, and you were trying to win a chopper plushie I won the chopper plushie
Nick Yingling put it in a closet, never to be seen again by the light of day.
I look pretty now. And guess what? You're just in time.
Because we're spinning the wheel.
Alright y'all, we don't have that many options left. I mean, going through this we have
chat rights, tweet, DougDougChallenge.
Oh, I didn't ring the bell.
I didn't ring the damn bell.
We got a few things, anyway we're gonna spin it, if it's something we've already seen we're
gonna re-spin it, you know how it works.
repeats
i might start just going to the next one we haven't done
that could be chatrack's feet
that could be chatrack's feet
there's a breeze in here
Oh, it was chat-rex of sweet
That's great so dark challenge
Let's go I
Do have to fix my feet first
Like I like your area their
Feets, I don't know that on you Aiden Aiden's evil evil evil ass did all right
You guys show up for a second, regroup.
Talk about where you're going to bring me,
because you guys actually get to choose.
Okay.
Does this work?
What are you doing?
Oh, you don't know what you're doing.
No, we're going to desktop.
Which mic is it coming through?
It's on this mic. We're on desktop now, right?
Yeah, but is it coming through the shirt or the wave?
Does he know?
Either we're holding both. Does he know?
what? Where we're going? No, no, no, no. We don't have to plan. We got it. We're here. Yeah.
No, he doesn't. And now we can't switch to chopper. So now we have to fill
until it gets back because you removed chopper cam. I mean, I didn't remove it. Where we going?
You have a plan, right? KFC. Okay. Okay, we have the option of three KFC back to back to back
or we try and be nice and I don't know which one to do.
Let's hit donkey.
What?
Let's hit donkey, don't ask.
No, that's easy, right?
Because then someone's going to get like a single donut and like a nice coffee.
I don't know why I say anything else.
They're dull at me.
A lot of people say KFC.
Yeah, there's a lot of KFCs.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
A lot of KFCs.
Oh, I switched back to desktop just for a minute here.
KFC is actually my one veto.
Do you get one veto?
Yeah, I do.
So the rules are I have to go to three places, I have to finish the entirety of the meal.
I'm allowed two celeb shots for $1,000.
Each.
Well the first celeb shot's free, then every future one is going to be $500.
This is going to be out of charge of W2s.
And I'm allowed one Vita.
So you're going to use your Vita on KFC.
I use my Vita on KFC.
Three other restaurants offer grab no repeats, only one drink place a lot.
One drink a lot even with just three?
Yeah, yeah, cause I'm taking the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, okay, so one drink place, no KFC, three restaurants.
One drink place?
Well, you could say no drink place if you wanted.
No, I think we give you a drink place.
What I would do is the first two is food.
And then depending how light or heavy, we could go drink or even dessert.
Ok, I'll do crispy cream.
Let me just get some...
Step son of Peter!
Alright.
We're gonna grab some stuff and then...
Dude, should I take this shit off my face or should I keep it?
I think I look insane.
I think I look crazy.
I think I look wild.
Okay, how about this?
I'm gonna make a deal with you guys.
I'll keep it on when we go out in public to do the dug dug.
Then I would like to take it off when we get back.
I think that's pretty reasonable.
I'll keep it on for the dug dug
and I will be dealing with the drive-thru
and then I'll take it off when I get back
just cause it's gonna be a bit abrasive on my skin,
I think.
But, uh-oh.
Guys, we might not even be doing the Dug-Dog Challenge.
Did you forget?
Yes, the Living on a Prayer Wheel presented
by Halfway There Insurance has me eating a bunch
of fast food that's really unhealthy for me.
You guys forgot that we could...
Where the hell is it?
Eat a home-cooked meal by a chef.
So what would you rather see?
The fifth iteration of the Dug Dug Challenge or a home-cooked meal.
And guys, I get to eat the entirety of what the chef makes, and I can stop eating whenever
I want.
The chef, by the way, is actually not somebody you know or famous, but they are good at cooking.
Oh, I forgot to tell you the best part.
The meal is going to be healthy with a main in two sides, blessed dessert, because you're
still voting the dug dug challenge.
in the car chud okay okay I guess I'll get in the car
guess again the car then step son of Peter where's our guy you mean cam you
out with Dan. Can we veto your veto, the KFC veto? No, unfortunately you cannot. Unless
You do a vote that has a 99% yes rate in which case that is enough to supersede my veto.
I got invited to the Red Bull qualifiers for the one PCC GVAC. Congrats dude, that's actually awesome.
Sorry the card prices aren't insane.
run the poll. Well there's no point in running the poll. Obviously 99% of you guys are not
going to agree. Some of you would love, because here's the deal. You ban KFC, uh oh, I get
a new video, and it's going straight to Popeyes. Oh it's going to Keynes. Oh it's going to
I mean
Let us try mods
Yeah
Mods entertain them entertain they please
Show them their hubris
How it'll fail them
How long a minute
A minute should do.
Could we bring back Chopper-Camp?
Yingo!
Yingo!
Poll is now live on Twitch, let's see how it's doing.
81% saying no.
You instantly lost, by the way.
You instantly lost the 99% poll.
Let's see if YouTube does better.
YouTube did even worse.
YouTube did even, YouTube's at a 50-50.
You guys think you guys are so bad at this?
Yingo!
Where is he?
I need him here.
Who?
You know who.
Who?
Chobac.
Dude, I need him at the bathroom really bad.
Okay.
He's around.
All right.
He's gonna be with us when we go.
No, no, I want him in this chair.
Ah.
For chopper reaction.
No, okay, no Bart's gonna eat Bart's the real eater choppers in choppers in here, but not like that
She don't want to know where chopper is. Where did you put him currently?
Swap
He was ready to
Is he in the car? I mean
Swap yeah, I didn't
Where is he in go I'm gonna lash out
I'm gonna get violent
The wording was a scam how'd you worded it
What'd you word did you set up something we don't know about?
Well, I did the
Living on a prayer living on a plan they voted prayer
Don't a plan they voted prayer
Okay. Yes. Yes. All right check you see me now
You see me now
My bad.
Can you see me now?
Yes. Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Where is he, bro?
There's two. Here you go.
Are we on this right now? Yeah.
Does this mean them? Yeah.
I'm thinking about quitting.
I don't want to do it anymore.
I can't be a part of this, man.
I don't want to do it anymore.
He's broke.
He's fucking beating me.
I'm trying to do a good job.
Where'd he put him, bro?
Where's Tony?
You don't know him, Miss Tony.
It's in the what?
Tony, Tony Chopper!
Liza!
I can't fall you there.
He doesn't have to do this way.
He doesn't like being upside down and makes him dizzy.
We don't need Chopper, man. Just take Kristen Bell.
I don't want to take... I don't want to take her.
Chris and Belle would be happy to go.
I met her and it didn't go well.
You met...she likes you, man.
It didn't go well.
Matt, I switched your desktop.
Yeah, I gotta be...oh, okay.
Alright.
Here you go.
I was just going to say, I don't really feel like I know what to do with them.
So we put that in my mind and they'll watch me down.
And then we'll get my, like, something out of the video.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Good one Chopper lol W. Mike muted.
What is playing right now?
Chopper's gonna get you banned.
Do you guys really just like watching a screen of him?
So if I do a 24-hour stream of just chopper how many you're gonna stay watched I
Was thinking about having a chopper reaction cam for the Super Bowl he was thinking about live reacting it
One million all right chat we're going can you have what
behind you yeah well fresh yeah hey you want one yeah no you don't know you don't
What is up with you today, man?
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I was going to join you, bro.
You ready?
Let's just get in and we'll swap in the car.
I didn't turn the upside down in the car.
Chad, we're going to leave you to chopper.
It is because they're lost in it.
Please?
Boku no Doctor.
Tony Chill.
6-7 lol you're so funny chopper. This is the best stream ever
No, oh it's just
Hey
Hey guys
Can you swap back and forth like it's this bunch Bob me
You're keeping Tony as a reaction
Yeah!
We're gonna find out on the second hand, then.
Uh, alright, we're at Doug McChach, three restaurants, solo edition.
This is about 20% more calories.
I think he just took it.
Oh, it is.
It's okay.
That was really great.
Who was just touching him?
Who was just touching him?
Yeah, yeah.
Who was touching him?
Whose hand was that?
Yeah, he's gonna go to the other side, right?
What did you just say?
Oh, me or Cam?
You just said some shit about why.
You heard it, right?
Yes, yeah.
You're on my side for this, right, Cam?
I'm torn.
If I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it.
If I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it.
There's a mic in my stream room that's hot.
Awesome.
And they're saying all sorts of stuff.
Do I make it cold?
Aiden's doing gross things to chopper and they hear it.
They literally are listening to Aiden do gross things to chopper.
You know what, I'm not surprised about that.
Sam, can you fix audio?
You've been kidnapped?
Don't worry, I'm going to...
I got to chopper for Aiden.
You know what I'm saying?
What's the care of this?
Guys, here's the deal.
We're doing the Dodo Challenge.
Three restaurants, it's all solo.
The rules are I get one band, it's KFC.
You guys are surprising me at the restaurants.
We're going to our first one out.
I don't know what it is.
I don't have no idea.
I get two celeb bites.
Okay, one for me each.
Every celeb that I need following that
will give me each 500 bucks.
Every celeb that I ask for.
And it's gotta be a big bite.
I'm gonna make airplane noises.
Awesome.
I'm kind of hungry.
I've had other chocolate croissant for bites
the sandwich and a protein drink today and I've walked, let me just check how many steps I've walked.
5,000. I don't know how it's possible. And I did 100 burpees. So yeah, you could say I'm pretty hungry.
Tim, can we get Doug Doug Challenge in the top corner?
What objective we're on?
Mike is fucked?
What's new?
Dude, can't believe...
That's it?
What's your Scooby-Doo?
We're coming after you.
How do you plug it in?
It sounds beautiful to me.
I'm not sure you only did 5k.
Yeah, I'm only at 5k. Why would I be higher?
I mean, I guess we walked in universe, but we didn't walk that far.
Your lips look luscious in the lighting. Thanks.
That makes me feel good.
I look like I got slapped by a Chuck E. Cheese Pizza.
Turn off the lights, you look like a psycho. Well, then you just wouldn't see me.
I think I just look like a psycho. I don't think it's the light, dude.
We could try from above. Maybe some ceiling lighting.
I don't know how to get it up there. I got you, bro. You're gonna Hollywood it. Oh, jeez
You're gonna Hollywood that you're just gonna hold it
I mean anything to make my man look great, you know, that's perfect. Just don't move it
Because it's really good right there. Okay
Here you see belt on you can do a detour, okay
We're really close
Can we stop quickly by Baker's heels?
Wait a minute.
The city?
No, okay.
Alright.
We're going to our first... restaurant.
My only...
Okay, here's my dream, Taco Bell.
My nightmare.
Tommy's Burgers.
Or something really calorically dense like Canes or Popeyes.
My backup dream?
Like Starbucks or Dunkin' or Krispy Kreme?
Like, uh, um...
Damn, gas is expensive.
How much is it?
5.49.
Well, isn't that weird?
Well, none of those numbers say 5.49.
They're very top one.
Yes, for diesel, though.
You're reading the diesel number.
It's high enough you don't read the diesel number, too.
I mean, I've read that one on purpose.
My bad.
Keck.
Keck, Deb.
Gek dub my bad 479 so much better guys
Come on Scooby-Doo. I'm smooth. Okay. I'm trying to set up a plan here. Oh, this could work. Yeah, and I'll just hold it like this
Yeah, this one really suck. It would really suck it fell in front of my face while I'm driving
Don't hit it. It was balance you go drives well and smooth. Okay
Bro, just wait for him to break dog. Don't mean about how I'm breaking just because I want to protect my friends
This idea was good.
Did you see me?
Oh, we see you.
Yeah, you see me, alright?
Dude, this looks... Just give me the light.
Can you see it? Just hold it right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can see you.
Okay, I got it.
Yeah.
Is this good?
Wait, is this a drive-thru?
What do you mean?
Yum Yum Donuts?
you doesn't look like a drive-thru but we're gonna find out you should know your
Japanese kitchen I'm sorry to break it to you I wish we were going what are you
well the whole team this guy that was good thanks
right right yeah we're fine I don't see a subway is not a drive-thru y'all
Cam, this looks like no drive-thru.
Oh, this looks closed as hell.
Are you looking at the same thing we're looking at?
I see this, I see above the subway.
There's a giant sign that says Popeye's Chicken,
which is what am I no knows?
I thought you know what this is.
Two adonis can't see.
No, that's my veto.
Yeah, okay, well, you can't have an anono and a veto.
All right, we're in problem.
Well, anono's what I don't want,
a veto's what I can't have.
Okay, well, you're lucky there's no drive-thru.
No, there's a drive-thru.
What are you f*****g looking at the building?
Go through the drive-thru, Ginga.
Yeah, go through the drive-thru.
That is clearly a non-drive-thru.
Alright, what's your back up, y'all?
God, f*****g damn it, Cam.
What's your back up?
You picked the...
You... you searched it up.
You totally picked it.
I thought you picked all of the drive-thru.
Now it's a f*****g pull to the side.
Got f*****g Timon and Pumbler driving my car.
Dude, when you search food places, you can find drive-thru.
Dude, I know what I can do.
Clearly, you don't.
We just drove to a place that doesn't have a drive-thru.
Operate the camera in the lights giving the light back. I'm doing the light by better than you
I'm doing like better than you
We're good next location. It's an art house deco. Is it the same spot? No, it's different. Okay. Yeah, that's good
Are you keeping a 99?
About the spot. Don't don't open it up here. Oh, what's my first fucking drive, bro?
I just won't look I have a block out of block. He's not looking. He's being a good Samaritan about this
Which one's Timon? Who wants to meet Timon?
I've never seen him in the show you're talking about.
I'm probably Timon.
What is that?
I don't know.
I weigh ten pounds.
He said it quickly as well.
I mean, dude, if we looked up the characters,
they put them next to each other, it makes sense.
Is the other one funnier?
Yeah, actually, he is.
Boomba's way funnier.
Timon is not funny.
Well, then that makes sense.
I see you're the one who said you're Timon.
I'll say you're a poomba.
You think I'm? Why do you think I'm poomba?
Really?
Sorry, I call Christian.
No, I can't hear any more Christian stories, bro.
Hello, Scooby-Doo.
Did you hear Clavicular got brutally framed on the ASU by Friarly?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Did you hear clavicular got brutally framed on the ASU by failure please please
If slime is tweeted it don't type it in my chat. Is he okay?
I don't know what happens after that
Call Anthony Bruno
Wait, what did you just do?
Conside?
Oh.
Okay, we got awesome GG.
GG bro.
Why is he red?
I was eating poorly earlier
Dude
I'm hungry you have the light a little close to your eyes you're gonna go blind you it really hurts to look for
Give me the light I keep looking down you keep dropping it bro. I only
I dropped it one time when you started pawing at it.
You were playing a game, you were pawing at it.
You look better like that.
Yeah, you look delightful.
That's the nice thing you said all night.
Oh my god, damn.
I'm going for the Super Bowl tomorrow.
This can be sad.
For the Seahawks fans when they lose.
lose. It must be nice to be a fan of the Patriots. He's never on the South
Union. Um yeah. Yeah, it rules. Those Mac Jodes years, they were tough though.
I think it's just, I can't, my teams can't lose. Because the Charlotte Hornets
Crazy
The Charlotte Orleans Hornets win today
They just won they're on nine straight W's
You would want to watch the biggest win streak in the NBA with you
Don't they also have that one dude is really good. Yeah, Graham Williams
Oh, what about dollars dude?
Oh wait.
Because I feel like I've seen videos of the guy who
does that crazy dribble stuff.
Oh.
He's straight warners.
Yeah, concadibble.
I feel like it's not his name.
Ball.
Lamella ball?
Yeah.
Yeah, they got him.
They do have, yes.
They are the biggest win streak.
Yeah, they are.
Biggest active win streak we've got a bit of one-street in the
The Hornets
No
Yeah, oh, sorry, I did not think they had the biggest win streak of all time
Biggest one string of all time like crazy. No, it's my lawyer
73 I would assume right they lost pretty good is nine
739 warriors.
Warrior lifts what? It's lip-bomb, does it look good?
The warrior's 123 stray.
My friend is a hornets fan, and if they make the playoffs, he's setting pay for my ticket.
So I guess I'm a hornets fan. Welcome to the movement. You're kind of a bandwagon though.
Okay, joining after the night game win streak
What's the dog dog challenge simply put we're gonna go through a drive through we're gonna say hey
Can I get whatever the person in front of me got?
And they're gonna say
Yeah, and they go okay, and then whatever it is I have to eat
And I do that for three restaurants, which doesn't sound like a lot
but normally you do this for 10 restaurants with four people. I'm gonna eat the calories of
what the equivalent of what 12 restaurants would be in that same circumstance. So it could be fun.
You know that's the thing because there's three restaurants the variance is really high. I could
walk out of here with like, you know, whatever, a three piece box meal of Mcdouble and like,
crispy creamed donut. But to make it a little harder, they're picking the restaurants. I don't
even know where we're going right now. Cam and Ingo are picking it. And then also,
to help me, because it might be really, really, really hard. I get like a, you know,
Equivalent KFC bucket. I get a celeb bite from each of them. And it's a big bite.
He keeps saying it's a big bite. We're about to fill you in the mouth. Why is he even saying it?
It's a big bite, bro. Unhinge the jaw.
What? The good news is we're doing this Saturday night, so probably not a big order.
We're doing a Saturday night. The day before the Super Bowl is probably really small orders
where people aren't in big groups or like all hungry and stuff.
You look so tired. It's my makeup. I mean I'm kind of tired. We've been live for nine hours at this point.
So I'm definitely getting there but we have a lot before to do so.
I'm so supposed to want me one of hoops, want me one of viewer, tattoo, haircut, milk
mile, which, the gallon, oh no, we could get dug dug into milk mile.
Forbidden scenario we talked about earlier.
Dude, that would be really bad.
That would be really, really, really bad.
What about, is a 1D1 basketball not also bad after this?
Uh, nah, because I can play it slow, I can lose.
didn't mean like lose it's the one be one if I lose it to get the person thousand
bucks I can just tank tank kilo but a mile like running a mile like the slowest
you can run a miles like what 15 minutes yeah that's like a first walk that's
like the slowest you can possibly walk it even walking a mile while doing dams
12 ounce cups of milk to the dome would be a lot.
No, I'm gonna zip up while I am.
I'll be up, not missing that.
Come on Scooby-Doo, your comment after you.
the stream of movie it's my face looking crazy messed up and doing a hundred
burpees thanks you know it was a movie bro is that arcade I'll get over that
okay I listen up first time making money from an arcade
that's first I've seen someone win the actual big prize you kind of just
I never won those.
This is your first time wearing makeup as poorly as I am.
Sick!
Huh?
What's wrong?
What's happening right there?
I
What are you holding your breath devastating news? Oh, no
I saw a chat message. I didn't want to believe it was real
Got a intense split what
What the fuck was that?
What did you just say?
Nuh uh.
What?
Nuh uh.
What are you, why are you just going, Nuh uh?
Nuh uh.
What?
Shit dude.
Don't talk.
I don't know how you fucking drink water at this point.
If I had a pig bro.
You mean it?
No.
If I had a pig bro, you mean it?
Yes, if the option is to do that or fucking drink water, drink all the water you want bro, get a gallon
Oh my god
Oh my god, you guys are so nice
Are we going to the Starbucks drive-thru?
Pull in
Pull in
Pull in
No
No
No
There she is!
That's how dark she was!
There she is!
Oops, they caught...
Oh my god, bro!
Where's the drive-thru entrance?
Oh my god, bro.
You are a piece of work.
This is so evil because the first restaurant you went to is Popeyes, and I said my other no-no.
So you instantly nav to my no-no.
Can I go the wrong way?
Oh, fuck.
If you go the wrong way, technically, we have to skip.
No, actually.
Fuck.
Yes, this is looking great. Am I talking are you yeah, can I get a
Last order. Yeah, it's a three Kaniak combo. Yeah
I'm ordering bro. It's a car in front of me got
Two people know
Wait, oh my god, they're both two people. I saw the old people. It's gonna be two bucks
I saw the old people in that car. I was like, I'm not following the old people dude. It's gonna be two box combos dog
I
Can't clean two box combos
Oh my god, you guys are mean people
You think I can clean two box combos like that. I think one of my order of candy if they get to KX. I'm swinging
I'm gonna swing on their car. I
Have to solo this shit, bro
Why they got Flava Flava out here?
He's the official Iron Man King.
That's crazy.
This is when they got Flaviflave.
Can't show him Flaviflave.
Can you see it?
Yeah, it's a good angle.
He's on the right, bro.
Dude, what are you doing?
That's Flaviflave.
I have like the tiniest window of his presence.
Give me the camp.
Give me the camp.
Oh, you're going to know that.
We're going to know that.
Oh, gosh, dude.
I chose the wrong one.
Here's the issue with Cane's, bro, is there's no winning.
Like the four options are box combo, three-finger, Caneac, and sandwich combo.
You're hoping for three-finger here.
I'm saying like, nobody's like, yeah, I'm just going to get fries, you know what I
mean?
I just a soda. It's not possible to get like a quarter pounder. You have to get a
whole ass combo. Are they better get gotten diet drinks? Oh I forgot about the
drinks aspect too. Yes. Matt what's up for you? Because I'm not drinking anything.
We didn't ask for one big sip. It's one big but includes a... Oh no.
Moving the gold post here. Here's the deal. I guess our pain
I'm sorry
It'd be showing out suddenly my brain is changed. You know what's gonna happen is it's gonna be 2k. Yes, you're gonna see me
I'm gonna be eating them. You're gonna be like I'll take less. You're gonna take a hundred for a while
I'm gonna say no. Oh
Hi, how you doing?
What is um could I just or sorry this is weird can I just order whatever the last
order was oh no worries um either works you can you can not keep a secret that's
fine just whatever they got throw it in can you tell me if there's a lot okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The only thing is I don't remember one of the drinks.
Do you want to take that drink?
Yeah, I'll make it water.
No, no, no.
I'll make it a diet, a diet anything.
That's all.
Ready?
And the name for your drink?
Can I make the name Nicholas Yingling?
Okay, awesome.
Thank you.
Oh, card.
Oh, great.
Is tap good?
That one's good.
I just got out of a fight with a pizza you should see the other guy anyway so
here's the deal it's two box combos which is six chicken strips two Texas toast
two slaw two diet sodas. Me and Cam could take the toast. Dude you can't start offering yet.
I think I'm gonna take it without you guys. Okay. Alright next place. Because this is
like what? You know where we need to go. This is probably like 1700 calories. No I feel
like a box alone would fit. If you get a box it's at least 15. This is 3k. This guy would
be great. No a box is not 1500 you're nuts. Dude. You're fucking nuts. I'm gonna look
Tell you it's a laughter. Oh, I forgot the fries
The coleslaw it's four strips of box. Wait, I thought it was only four in a candy act I
Thought a candy. I thought a box combo is three. Yeah. No, it's a box combo
One is 1700 calories
17? How many? 13? 13's not bad.
I hope the fact is different.
1,200 calories.
Do you have to finish the sauce? No.
Wicking the sauce.
But I probably will because I love the sauce.
The sauce is good.
You don't have to like you have to eat it like a person would eat it. You know what I mean? Yeah, like I finished the sauce clean every time
So you have to eat it like I would eat it, right?
I don't really eat that much sauce when I eat canes actually
No, you don't know I barely ate sauce. I'll eat it. You ate sauce. Yeah, how many of the fries you eat almost no, right?
couple bites
today
Call today
When's the baby done?
I've you only need like one or two sips one or two. I thought it was just the one
I'm gonna drink it sometimes you just get it for the cold time
So if there's a big bike, how does you guys splitting a meal?
Zero hands.
You don't want to split a box?
Those backs look sweaty.
That is a greasy bag.
I'm going to just make y'all split a bar.
Can we?
We can decide like.
So a bike would be like a strip, right?
So a bite would be like a strip right or a toast that's a bite a strip a toast a
slaw that might be what I do oh I just give you nothing but the sauce you want
me to get it because you like yeah yeah
You love that soft
Can you love that song
Canes bro you brought me them in canes bro. How long died yeah?
To drinks bring him back here
Yeah, I'm yum yum
Yum yum yum no straw
Bring me to my next place.
You just want to go straight there?
Oh.
Wait.
One of them is a kids meal.
That's huge.
Oh my god.
It's a box combo and a kids meal.
You just want me to go next place?
Yes, just run right through it.
I'm going to look for it.
You want me to go to a specific place?
Oh my god, it's genuinely a kids meal.
Oh, this is such a great day.
This is such a great day!
Chad, we are lucky.
We are lucky as hell.
This is actually so winnable.
I actually don't think I need to use my bike.
I can't believe you're so lucky.
Oh fuck, we forgot fast for hot sauce.
Yo, maybe we go back through?
Dude, I knew you guys were wrong by the way.
About what?
three nuggets or three um your ships you guys are telling me there's four I was
like I've like tensed so many times in my life there's definitely three
wait so what's in the kids combo I don't know I don't be it
gotta eat the toy gotta eat the toy that's not a box oh three finger combo
So, that's what it is.
Dude, maybe she gave you the easy milk that she can remember.
No, there's definitely a child in that car.
I should have fallen in the old people.
Who's that?
You're not a couple, man?
I don't know, he surely does.
No one's got one.
No, my phone's on anyway.
Oh, okay.
Dude, you...
Oh, you hit the key with those noises.
You're so yummy.
What do you eat?
No.
What do you make?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You sure this is a drive-thru place?
I can't.
I don't hope it is.
Just feel like it's not usually a drive-thru.
I guess what's weird is I don't think I've ever seen one that doesn't have a drive-thru.
You're not bringing me to where I think you're bringing me are you?
Tommy's Burger?
No.
That's the only one we need to see right now.
No, no, we're not going to bring you to Tommy's Burger.
Thank you. Yeah.
Um...
Yeah, we call Philly is everywhere.
Do you put a calorie count up for me?
Is it like the third McDonald's you passed?
It's almost the same.
Should we pull through?
No.
Oh, never mind.
Maybe a Starbucks, then?
Maybe.
It depends what happens at the next location.
Dude.
All these places look nice.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, these places look nice.
Carlos, you're here, getting all star meal?
T-Bell.
Yeah, that is a T-Bell.
T-Bell.
You don't even tap on my seat.
You don't even tap on...
I tell you, I know exactly where we are.
How you doing, ass?
How you doing?
exactly where we are.
How you did that?
Mm-hmm.
How do you come here often?
We did the dugout challenge, we went to that.
Talk about it.
Then the next restaurant we went to
was at Tommy's, actually.
Right there.
It was like Tommy's like a few minutes away.
You might know where we're going, Cam.
Why?
I love you.
I just see that Tommy's, we probably just stopped there.
Fries.
We've been fries, right, for a while.
You've been working here how long, Kim?
You're too?
You wouldn't do me like this, right?
Almost four, man.
Almost what?
Almost four.
For what?
Years.
Oh, years?
Okay.
Congrats.
Happy anniversary, bro.
Oh, wait, we want to see it like that, but we're not going to tell me.
That'd be like fucked up.
Dude, he's slurping that candy.
Oh, wait, we want to see it like that, but we're not going to let Tommy, that'd be like fucked up.
Dude, he is slurping that candy down, crazy style.
The sauce is empty, is that an empty sauce?
Yeah, if all I had to do was eat this and go to bed, this would be one of the best things in my life.
No, you're going to do the milk mile soon.
If I roll the milk bottle, I'm not even lying, like, we're about to find a way to end this
stream.
Actually, I got an emergency book report due tomorrow, can't finish the stream.
I want to talk to State Farm.
You can start selling, you can leave $1,000 per sip in the milk.
Oh, wait a minute, I'm down.
Per sip?
Big sip, big sip.
We're talking about the big sip you were talking about earlier.
a cup of milk for a thousand bucks?
What? Is he gonna laugh?
What is he gonna laugh?
He's not gonna be laughing in a couple of minutes, actually, can't.
He's actually going to be furious.
I give him about three minutes until he stops laughing.
Something's on my left side.
Is that the second drink?
Oh, what is it?
He forgot what the drink is.
Is it water? Oh, it's clear.
It is water.
She gave you water?
Oops, he's so lucky for now
I
Off-roading section dude you guys are evil you both are evil
Fucking people, bro, I swear to God
God, I hate both of you.
You're sure there's a drive-thru cam?
There's not.
Uh-oh.
I mean, ice is filtered by drive-thru and it's said drive-thru.
Did you look at the picture of it on the road?
It looked like one that might have a...
Might?
It's... we're probably fine.
If not, we got helpers.
That's clean?
Three-piece clean.
Alright then.
Couple of fries.
Why does it make that noise?
I'm gonna cancel some dumb shit.
No.
There's a fry actually.
Oops.
Sorry.
Let me see a fry there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god should we go back to the canes?
We're done here.
Oh what the hell?
Just like what?
It was easy.
Oh god.
It's just like, I feel like I'm in a location you can't wear.
That place would be awesome.
What a thrill.
Wienerschitzel?
I would take a Wienerschitzel.
Alright, you think that was camp?
Well, that's true.
That hurts.
Hey, Cam.
Cam, are you fucking...
Oh, I know you're fucking...
You're fucking piece of shit.
You're fucking massive piece of shit, bro.
It has a drive-thru.
A fucking Popeye's, really.
It has a drive-thru.
I'm 1700 calories deep.
I'm gonna go to Popeye's right now.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
Dude, no one's doing this drive-thru.
I'll eat these people.
Bro, I'm gonna do this to you.
Me.
OK.
Hi.
What's the Popeye's?
I have a recipe for you at the hospital.
What can I get for you?
Hello?
Please place your order when ready.
Oh, it's AI.
Can I get what the last person ordered?
Hello?
Hello?
Will it work with AI?
What do we do?
the person in front of us put it order what I think you supposed to put it with AI
hello
is it even there surely it's not fully AI
I mean, are they fully AI chat?
Hi, we're going to call someone and step in.
Hey, sorry, this is a bit weird, but can I order what the car in front of us ordered?
I'm sorry?
Can I just get what the car in front of us ordered?
Like, for my order, can I just order what the last order was?
Oh, um, the last order is...
The last order is what?
Uh, you wanted, you wanted the, uh, local person to bring you back?
Yeah.
Are there about five, five, 10, 30, five, and four?
Yeah.
Are you giving me all three minutes?
No, that'll be all.
1988.
Thank you.
Oh, dude.
Dude.
How much was that?
1992.
How much was that?
19.82.
How much was that?
19.82.
How much was that?
19.82.
No, no, how much for you?
Oh, I mean, who's this?
Is it five tenders?
19.98.
Thank you.
They have to buy six in this.
Guys, I'm kind of full.
No, we are not.
That's it!
I mean, what do we do, Cam?
I mean, all of the food is a lot of food, though.
Dude, it's five pieces of chicken.
You're saying that the piece is going to come out as a little-ass piece, bro?
A piece of chicken is a lot of chicken.
Can I try for a flashlight?
Yeah.
Thank you.
There's not even a biscuit.
Yeah.
He's genuinely hard to talk about or it's hard to look at who we're talking about.
Pumar. I see what this guy's doing.
He didn't keep some massaging chopper weirdly.
Okay, thank you.
They're just fries.
What price would that be?
Do you know how much food that is that they're making us pull over to get it?
What do you mean?
No, I don't think it's a lot. I think it's just being cooked.
You guys are insane people.
What?
Twenty dollars of fast food is a lot of food.
No, I think that the prices are high.
How would they have gone up?
The guy who runs Popeye decided, yeah, we're charging more.
So you think it's going to be not that much food?
I think it's going to be a reasonable amount of food for one person.
I've built fucking sauce on myself.
Dude, you can't even care.
I suppose I'll also open myself.
I'll give a crit.
Where?
Oh, I see it.
Right there.
I'm just going to go right there.
You know what I never thought about?
What happens if I fail?
You just can't.
You just can't.
Yeah, but what happens if I do?
I guess you and I set aside.
Me?
We both chose one. Can we let Chatchie's last?
Uh, actually...
How about we go on a crispy crepe?
No.
You know, what if we go to Krispy Kreme, I already found the next location.
You can go, let's not go to Dell Taco, which I see on the maps.
That's rated one fucking star you fucking piece of shit.
Wait, what about like the, let's go to...
Do you want me to start bugs, bro?
What's that place that's like, like jacking the bugs?
Okay.
Guys.
Guys, I really don't feel good right now.
How much money are you willing to give me and Cam right now for your favorite spot?
What if we just go to fucking Starbucks, bro?
Or is it Krispy Kreme, bro?
It's good, Kim.
What about Duncan?
Yeah.
Is there Andre?
Guys, I see it's Jack in the Box.
It's rated worse.
It's a worse rating.
Dude, let's not go to Jack in the Box.
Pick the phone up.
I saw you put the phone down.
Dude, this is deadass 5000 cows.
5,000 calories I can't eat 5,000 calories
Looks like you're gonna have to ask for your slapshots
Oh I see how it is
Oh he's trying to get me to pay him up
Oh he's bringing me all these fucked up restaurants because he wants to be paid out
I didn't kick Popeyes bro
Well we said we'll see if we're gonna go to a nice restaurant
How the first two go and you got really lucky
I didn't get lucky
You did
You got really lucky
You guys are sick fucks
I'm eating 3,000 calories and you're like dude, you got so lucky you should eat another 3,000
Like do you think do you think that there's a line?
Yeah, thank you so much
What is this wait you can
sauce
Tim, Tim we got more calories, bro
You put your down sea belt on
So I have to eat this much chicken how can't what do you see it's a lot of
Chicken, but it's not enough to warrant getting like a drink at the last five
Is that really how you feel?
What did you drop the phone? Oh, do you see it?
Oh, do I see it?
We need to help you
We need help
Oh
The TV use that 4%
Don't do it, man!
Don't go to Del Taco, bro!
This is in Del Taco.
Better don't go to fucking Jack in the box, bro.
Where would you want us to go?
Krispy Kreme? No.
Starbucks? No.
Duncan? No.
Dude.
We're switching the phone.
You ready?
Yeah.
Do you know what you're doing?
Do you know what you're doing?
You can't help it.
Your fries are so fucking fast.
You're doing good, Cam.
Yeah, this is what you're gonna get.
It's a SOTY.
It's a SOTY.
It's like a...
it's a foreshadowing cog
fuck you fucking fuck my god
guys, big wheelie
keep going
keep going
keep going, keep driving
keep going
quiet
quiet
you're talking really quiet
quiet, quiet
Oh, there she is, Kim.
My guide, it's loud help.
Disappointment.
What are you doing, Big Ray?
This is terrifying.
What are you doing?
My eyes.
This is so bad.
Is it better?
Hello?
No, no we got to flip the last place.
Everything's gonna be okay.
I'll be there to try it out.
Check, we're at our last spot, you might be able to see us.
Hey, it looks fantastic.
What do you mean?
Right Jack in the box.
Huh?
I've never seen better.
It looks pretty mean to you.
Do you think it looks better?
Are they saying it's bad?
No, this thing is good now.
Here's the deal, y'all.
I'm calling in my celeb shot.
No.
No.
Yeah, no.
We don't want to do it anymore.
What?
No.
No.
It changed the lines.
It's like every 500-hour bite post celeb shot is a bigger and bigger bite, so it starts out really small.
No, no, no, no.
I was very clear that it was a huge bite.
I was so clear about the size.
It was a thing. It was one thing.
We'd say no.
You can't say no?
You can't say no.
We'd say...
You're a celeb, son.
You're like...
Will you take this plane away?
That's right. You will.
Hey, I'll take a nibble.
Do you want your salt shot? Do you want an hour later?
Wait, wait, yeah.
Do you still have stuff?
Yes, I have a... I didn't touch the Popeyes.
Dude, you are weak.
It's an absurd.
Dude, this is 3,100 calories in like 20 minutes.
So you want us to help yes, I need your help
Dude he's changing the goalposts and there's no $500 in your pocket
Okay, is this handful of chicken
or the soda. Dude, it was one bite. What do you want? A chicken. Is it chicken? Do you
want it? No. You've been holding it for so long. You're bouncing it around. It's still
warm in my hands. Have it. You got like nail polish all over it. I don't want it. Well,
What happened to the other ones then?
There's so many of them!
Oh my god!
There's so many of them!
Yeah, there's five of them!
I was telling you, there's so many of them!
Five of them still live!
Have you considered trying to eat them at least?
They're so spicy!
They put space on it.
Are you hungry? I can tell.
You're hungry.
I'm hungry.
I got a box for you.
A box?
Dude, we did three places so you could do us a lot.
Dude, I already have 2,000 calories.
No.
Maybe.
2,700.
7th use 12th, relax.
I haven't been 17th.
12th or just...
Dude, I don't know how to count.
Yeah, we looked up and said 1,300.
You're forgetting the kids milk.
You're saying together they were 17th.
Alright, we'll be back on the backpack soon.
We're getting the battery.
How about you get back on this?
Am I not supposed to leave?
I don't think it's worth it to wait here, though, they might be on their way, all right.
Should we skip the drive-through?
What?
This one?
No, you should.
But we're pulling up right now.
If it's Krispy Kreme and it's three donuts, I can give you guys a bite and give you five
on the way down.
Wait, how are you buying a different car?
Hey, how's it going?
Could I get...
Oh?
could I sorry this is a weird question could I just get whatever the last order was could
I get whatever the last order was yes so just whatever the last order was could I get that
That's all.
Thank you.
These at Jack in the Box are pretty cheap.
I'm a little worried, actually.
What's wrong?
You've hardly touched your seven tenders, bro.
19.2.
What does that mean?
It means it's $20 at Jack in the Box.
It means it's another 1,500 calories.
No.
This is too much. I can't do this.
You farted.
You should've farted.
Oh my God.
This is genuinely more calories.
This is, I think this is more calories than I ate on the last time I got challenged.
Oh, that's a lot.
This is 5000 calories.
You were the tank for the four of those guys. They didn't eat nothing.
I know, I think I had, oh I probably had 5000.
I had it over the course of four hours.
It's been like two.
It's been 30 minutes.
40?
Well, I mean, you always have backup options.
You just have to go fucking Starbucks.
See what the hell is over there.
You can only take a lot of bites.
It's just gonna cost you a pretty penny.
I
Get my celeb shot
You're holding up like two ball chicken tenders
Oh, it's a slush on a bite or a fucking me so I've shot yourself by it. Look at what he's holding
I'll take a big sip of the coke you got a clean chicken quiet clean. Sorry. You gotta clean the soda
What do you know?
One of you's...
Here, how about this?
Between the two of you's.
Just eat this.
It's like literally a bite.
No.
No.
We're doing a bite.
We'll need to do a bite of that.
What's the biggest one?
I don't want to feel all...
What's the biggest one?
I don't want to feel all big while I drive.
You know?
It could put us all in danger.
That was the bread.
It's so unsalty.
Dude, that is so funny.
You guys think you're really getting fucking...
Do you guys think you're getting fucking paid here?
Yeah!
Goddamn fucking died for me.
Goddamn fucking died for me.
well what's the punishment i think the punishment if he doesn't finish
that there should be double in the milk mile
you're the most evil human in the world
there should be a gallon of milk
the gallon per quarter
a gallon mile
you're just talking a bit too much
you're just a camera man and driver, right?
I see that water up there bring it back
Give it to me
Give it to me
He's got some soda
He's taking the water from us
He didn't want to drink it
He threw it in the back
He just threw the water in the bag
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna kill him.
Not there.
Dude, your lips, the lip gloss plus like the chicken grease is insane.
Oh boy.
Oh, man.
Oh boy, I'm not dead, but do I, man?
No.
Hopefully, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep.
Oh, it's she's got yeah, wait, it's just back now. It just for some reason lost connection
We're gonna drive under the awning
You
I hear the receipts from you, you don't get to run the NASCAR, so you don't get to push it, alright?
I'll try for you.
Is that good?
Let's just go bro.
Let's just go drive.
No, no, no, no.
Drive here or drive over here.
I'll give you five hundred bucks for driving right now.
You see what I meant?
I'll give you five hundred bucks for driving.
I'll give you five hundred bucks for driving.
We can't always get things so long.
You drive and you already paid, right?
Drive to drive.
Give you five hundred bucks.
Pass, bro.
But think about it, if we just take 3 big bites after our celebrity bite, that's so much
more than 500, he's gonna hold out bro
Six hundred?
Seven hundred.
Eight hundred.
Eight hundred.
Bro, eight fifty.
Nine hundred.
Okay, I'll give you a clean rag.
Dude, why why?
You're gonna stick with it, don't do it.
I'll give you a clean rag, bro.
I'm staying strong.
I'll give you a clean rag, bro.
I'll give you a super cool sundae off.
Oh, I'm finally scared to do.
Three to seven tomorrow, I need you to go to fucking makers, you about?
Another Johnson's fucking car.
Please!
Please, dude.
Please, bro, I've had so much food.
I've seen it so long, you take 800 hot coals.
I'm not touching that fucking bag bro.
I'm not touching that fucking bag bro.
You got me fucked up.
Let's get this one through the head.
I think we're are we back we're back right okay bro really back I think we're
back a bit yeah already finished no he hasn't even started yet bro yeah can you
Can you read out the Jaguar X Order now that we're back?
I want you to read it out loud.
Dude, I was-
I took a video of what was happening when the stream was down.
I don't know if anybody saw what happened without cameras off.
I feel like they should see what was happening.
The camera was off and it just got so bad.
Yeah, they just got to talk. Oh, that's it
It's your Kateriaki bowl and cheesecake.
Is that a whole cheesecake?
Is that a whole cheesecake?
Look how big this bowl is.
Like, look how big this is.
Press the gas.
That's not my check line.
That's not my check line.
Does this mean when we get back you have to eat all this?
Yes!
We're not allowed to go home so we're done.
Pull over.
I feel like let me get closer right now.
Pull over bro.
Okay.
Pull this fucking car over bro.
You two sit in a spot.
Pull this car over and I'm calling two celebrity shots.
No, you can't, he's breaking the fucking rules bro.
He's breaking the fucking rules, dog.
He's saying no celeb shot,
but then he wants to get paid for the celeb shot.
How much is two bites gonna help in this situation?
That's what I'm saying.
It's not a bite, though.
Okay, now what?
You changed the rules.
Celeb shot, what was it?
It was a bite.
And you're on the same page, tender.
It wasn't a big bite.
What?
I want to change the jaw, I want to mouth full.
Okay that's like one chicken tender.
Dude, what?
As much as you can shove in your mouth.
And I think that would be at least two tenders.
You think that's a reasonable celebrity bite?
I think two tenders would be a reasonable soda bite.
Dude, that's crazy.
One whole soda.
One whole soda?
that you tenders, right?
I'll take the soda.
You're gonna take the whole soda?
Yeah, give me the soda.
Dude, what the fuck?
So you want the tendies?
Well, now my celebrity bite's over,
so next time I eat something, I'm getting paid.
So you know what it's about, it's calculating.
What are you calling for?
Just a little bite.
Dude, what the, he gets a soda
and I'm a fucking teriyaki bowl.
Gotta be smart about your choices.
No, give me the soda.
Okay, I'll give you the chicken.
Give me a different soda.
There's no more soda.
Give me the cheesecake.
No, I want that.
Give me the cheesecake.
There you go.
Dang.
It's two tendies.
Mm.
I haven't drank anything all day.
This is awesome.
It's four, it's...
Four?
Tim, it's 4,400.
Wait, you got a part somewhere else.
What?
So that can see the sky.
Fucked up. Yeah, just just turn around in the parking lot. Oh my god. I'm just
With what?
Yeah, I mean just reverse into this spot you're golden
Oh, it's hot out.
Dude, those are so...
Refreshing.
Those are so spicy.
Dude.
My God.
They're so...
They're so...
They're so spicy.
They're so spicy.
The taco's one of the worst things I've eaten in a while.
Give me the taco.
Dude, why am I stuck with the spicy nuggets?
Split one in...
the drink in you. Yeah. I agree. I'd love to do that but I already finished my celebrity shot.
Awesome.
It's the most fucking park that's on this car.
Jing-Bong. I wasn't thinking for real.
Oh man.
still it's so spicy
I don't think it's more spicy
I'm being punished because you wanted to go to Popeyes.
Me?
Yes.
I'm being punished.
This was your idea.
We went to your location, you asshole.
What are you guys getting at about this?
Dude.
It's your fault.
We can't turn on each other.
I'm drowning.
Not now.
I have the whole fucking soda and I have these spicy gas pizzas with fucking chicken.
For free?
No.
For 500.
You got me mistaken with somebody else.
I got to finish that myself.
Give me the water you threw in the back.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, so I don't...
I want me to take anything, I'll take anything you need.
For free?
No, I mean I already finished my selection.
So it's 500 bucks now for...
500 bucks.
I don't want to take anything, I'll take anything you need.
So it's 500 bucks now for anything.
You got it, bro?
You got it, bro?
Come on.
Just got a shoe.
Nice little buttonhole.
It was dirt in there.
Nothing will ever be able to re-describe what happened in that drive-thru jack-in-the-box.
I have a video.
It's not good enough.
of you in the drive-thru
okay Tim if you can hear me
if you can hear me Tim I'm gonna send you a video
I can't send it, it's over 500 megabytes, I can't send it to him, okay Tim, I'm gonna
It's a Google Drive
Yeah, you know
What happened?
What happened?
What?
Oh, he's tapping out.
He's getting the water?
I thought that was a loud.
A little bit of space.
He's got my toy.
Cheers.
Dude.
Why is it so floppy?
I'm so gross.
I mean like what dude we were in this together I feel like you're turning now because you're
upset that you it's a nice spicy you got a coke a medium coke you understand how good
your life is right now I'm out I can't feel my mouth I said it's helping smart
and calculated he offered the soda I took it what can you do? Awesome. Well that just counts for your big sin.
There's not seven.
I'm gonna eat that big bite.
We agree that's how that worked.
Stop holding up the bowl.
Get that fucking thing away from me, bro.
Trust me, you're going to eat that bowl for like this bowl.
I'll eat the whole bowl?
I'll eat the whole bowl for $1,500.
How about this?
$1,600.
How about you guys split the bowl for $1,500 each?
That's a good deal.
750 each.
500.
600.
600.
600.
500.
525.
No, I'm 50.
Hold up.
I'll eat my half for 525.
I'll eat my half for 6.
Deal.
What are you saying?
You can go and put your more than them.
Put your more than them.
I'll play you five tickets for your night.
No, six just gotta wait.
You need $75, that's your fucking line.
Yeah!
$75 and ten tickets?
If he's getting six, I want six too.
You're really a green pocket.
All right, I'll take five, 25.
Five, 75.
You're really gonna be a fucking player over 50 months.
575.
You're fight over 50.
575.
525, don't bring it up in the review.
Praying up.
I think it could be a four day ring.
Don't want 575?
Yeah.
575.
550 for both of us.
What do you think?
Really, you're not.
You're 50s gone.
Well, I didn't know he was a master negotiator.
Dude, you are.
Why didn't you stand tall with my 600?
Because he wouldn't have gone for it.
You make me eat the papa.
Yeah, we just make him suffer.
He could eat it then.
Well, dude, I made 5.25, you made 5.50.
This is a great day for us.
No, I'll hold 5.75.
Are you doing 5.75 letter, no.
Dude, just go 5.50.
Can I still eat my half for 5.25?
I'll do even better.
What?
Well, thank you, man.
That's awesome.
Here you go.
Are you going to buckle?
Oh, fuck it.
Get a cam.
Do you want to split it for 500 cam?
Give me.
Give me.
How are you offering him?
How the fuck are you offering him 500?
I like when he gives me money.
Give me.
550.
I already have a cheaper offer.
It's about 50.
I have a cheaper offer, bro.
Take your 100.
I have a cheaper offer, bro.
Thanks, Jeff.
9.50 for the whole thing.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
9.50 for the whole thing.
You're griefing us.
Now look what's happening.
Don't do it.
None of it?
Yeah, none of it.
Is what we're doing?
You're gonna regret it.
You're gonna regret it.
You're gonna regret it.
Fuck this, bro.
I had it.
I had it.
It's only 4.50.
I had it.
I had it.
I had it.
I had it.
I had it.
I had it.
It's only $400.
800 final offer
Not no, we're not pause. Well, it's both come back together
$5,000 we will take it half and half. We both keep $5,25.
No, but we negotiate it too low now. It's half and half, $5,25 each. Yeah, okay deal.
I don't know. I'll just give you straight up. $100 bucks. Fuck this guy. Okay deal.
You see, listen, 500 each, we, oh, you don't want to do 500, 525 each, dude, he's not going
to do the 525.
He was down, we just talked him back up.
Dude, don't, he's kind of turned us again.
He doesn't remember that.
No, uh-uh.
Yeah.
You remember.
You used to take 7-5 each.
Dude.
Do you have any?
Do I have any?
5-25.
Half and half.
Half and half.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25.
5-25 each.
5-25 each.
8-100.
525 each
800 first one to grab against it
1000 first one to grab against it
800 first one to grab against it
500, staying strong
500 each
800
800
800
800
800
900
game brevitt
dude you just handed it to me
wait so if I hit this is nine hundred dollars?
I'll just give you four fifty let's go half and half
dude have you not seen this experience we're in right now
you're gonna send me four fifty
yeah if we go half and half that's gonna be four fifty
you filthy what you've done
fuck that
I think he handed it to me
hey you crap it
no fuck that no
he can eat it
he's eating it
Sorry, my deal's in camp.
And he's not eating that shit.
He's...
He should take it away from me.
Eat that shit.
Eat that shit.
Eat that shit.
Eat that shit.
Look.
Eat that shit.
He's holding my arm.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Let me talk to my guys real quick.
No.
You can't take it back.
I can't.
I can't move.
I missed just on the call.
What?
I respect you guys because you look like you're working hard.
You're not touching the ball.
He's eating it.
525 each, we'll eat half an apple.
Let's go back to the video.
Jump in square.
Alright, deal.
Deal.
Lock it in.
500, 500.
Five hundred.
Five hundred.
Five hundred each.
Five hundred each.
There you go.
Alright.
I think we have the ball back.
The heart of the deal.
Because, believe me, I'm like masterfully mad I am.
Masterfully mad.
Can we have Aiden send the money first before we eat it?
Nah.
This is a trust thing?
Payout on completion.
Okay, that's, you know what, I'll give it to him and that's fair.
I don't know if we need to send it.
We have to complete it for the payout.
I think that's fair.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
He's gonna scam us.
You wouldn't scam us, right watch a one week streaming of life. You wouldn't do that to your own your own friends, right?
Sauce everywhere. Oh
my god
Dude, there's a bunch of fries hidden behind the bag
Oh my god, dude, dude
There's literally one fry on the can get everything dramatic dude. There's fries in the bag and out of the bag
Dude, just the font, you gotta be a soldier bag.
Dude, look at how many chickens there are still left.
Huh?
I still have to tackle them.
Let me worry about my shit, bro.
Y'all worry about y'all shit.
What's all shit?
All shit.
You're eating that damn bone.
Wait, it's a spork.
It's a spork inconvenient.
Is this really what we've become?
Diverson Cheesecake!
You know, Terri-Occup-Bolt from back in the box, uh, doesn't sound that great to me.
It's smelt, dude.
It unironically smells pretty good.
Does it taste bad?
Hey every extra eighth that you don't finish you just transfer the money back and forth you know I'll tackle it
We are a fucking team man wait let me see it put it over here
Oh
Let me see is it good at least?
Second taste a bit 3D printed
Dude it really is
What is that mr. B3D printed chicken
What happened to him? He lost himself at the last drive-thru.
He went so crazy. Wait, do we have the video?
You have blue. I uploaded it to Google Drive for Tim.
Let me send it.
He's hiding food.
I've been tying in food.
Tim, let me know if that works.
See, put, I saw him put chicken in the bag.
Dude, did you dash for chicken in that bag?
100 bucks.
All you're saying is you find the chicken after you got 100 cats, and now you think you're...
No, thank you.
There's a couple fries in there.
There's a couple.
That's what I was saying earlier.
He's leaving fries everywhere.
Do it, do it.
It's not, it's not thinking.
It's literally empty.
Can I see it?
Yeah, it's not thinking.
It's close.
It is.
It is.
Where's the cheesecake?
Dude, there was way more than a couple in there, there's like, at least four.
There's no cheesecake?
There is.
Where's the cheesecake?
Oh, this is your cheesecake?
Dude.
Why is it like that, man?
For what?
Like, after the chicken tenders?
No, because I want to go through and eat the food that I haven't finished yet.
Did you actually finish the chicken tenders?
No.
No, I have to finish it, so.
For what's later like after the chicken tenders?
No, cause I want to go through and eat the food that I haven't finished yet.
Did you actually finish the chicken tenders?
No.
No, I have to finish this, so.
They're so spicy, they're so spicy.
You should have one just to know, actually, Ken.
Right?
Yeah, do you want to have a bite?
You should have a bite.
We're really just for fun, these.
Yeah.
They're both very tiny pieces.
Brother, you should, you should taste the how it is.
I'm not going to go with spicy food.
I wasn't either, and you forced me into it, baby.
Do you see me shipping free now?
There you go.
Never use shipping free, bro.
Do you have a charger?
Only lightning cable.
I have USB-C.
How do you get that?
Only for a minute.
100 bucks, no, I'm getting it, okay.
They can't go that far though.
It's like connected to me.
That was not spicy, I must have gotten a good piece.
Give me another.
Don't give me another, I've learned my lesson now.
And it's so spicy.
Oh man.
Are you just enjoying that bowl now?
I'm trying to half thing with the other half, he's eating the good half too.
Do you want me to more?
Nah dude, I'll crush it, you're good.
That was 500 worth right?
Yeah, yeah.
Just, I gotta keep, be careful with this. I gotta keep it here for a bit.
You okay?
Can you hold that in the flat?
You have to eat this fork.
Wait, you had a fork?
Dude!
What?
What the fuck?
You want my fork?
No, I don't want your fork now, but why didn't I get a sport what gave you the sport brother?
Okay, bro
Think about how much fun we had with the stuff the animals earlier and stuff
Oh
I'm beautiful oh
Oh
You want to hold the phone for a little?
You want me to do your job?
There's like only a level of possibility I can achieve.
Sure man.
Thanks.
I'll do your job.
Okay.
It's just for a little bit.
Just so I can eat.
It's really hard to...
It's a hard job, right?
Well, I have a word to say.
Well, hard job.
worth saying. A hard job. People don't talk about it enough. Wait, seeing his face from
here, he looks like he's in pain. He's not doing so good. That looks way worse on camera.
There's a cam there's so many fries inside this little box you try to throw away yeah
I don't know how I ate these fries.
Wow.
What the hell?
It was like a joke to reference, but diving fries instead of Pets's Nace.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, I get it.
You know, it's like you want to know how I got these scars.
You're just saying that about fries.
I don't know.
It wasn't that bad, right?
No, it's actually okay.
Yeah, I feel fine.
Can you see here?
Yeah.
And there for your back.
Okay.
Okay.
Fucking bull.
What's that you're saying about?
You're eating fucking teriyaki bull for 500 dollars.
Oh, that's bad.
4,000 calories deep on the Sunday.
I feel good.
I'm fucking...
Niko, you want some fries?
No.
Niko's gonna save the day.
I just think we want some fries.
You think we're hungry?
He's okay.
He doesn't want any, man.
You sure you're not a little hungry?
Yep, I'm dead.
He's really not hungry.
Don't be saying we saw some food close to me, bro.
And then, uh...
We could have gone there.
I know what I'm taking, bro.
I don't know how it would have been fucking awesome.
I don't know.
I thought about it, and I was like,
probably don't order a lot of food for now.
Am I good?
my good man yeah I think you're I think you're good though that's
respectable now
Thanks for helping me go, you're a hero.
Doesn't really smell like I didn't mean it.
Really?
All right.
What does it smell like?
Yeah, it can use God's health.
I don't know.
Seven different fossils, does it smell like?
Oh, okay.
It's not us, though.
It's just like a...
It's just like a little stinky, you know?
It's just a little rebuff.
Is this...
Is it already connected?
I think we might be back in a second.
Oh
What is this? Oh, is this a power source? Oh, I'm stuck
Okay
There's still one Friday, there's one there's one Friday
Do you want me to lie to you you're good it's clean yeah my bed
That one's not as good it's like six fries now you're good you're good you're clear
And on phone and we're back
This is all positive and good.
Why are you ringing the bell?
Cause...
I'm just living on a planet.
Dude, I don't think they're gonna let you.
I miss where we live.
I have a plan.
Did you finish your cheesecake?
No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm just gonna clean those fries and then I'm actually done.
But I might throw up eating it.
I gotta finish this.
I can't see what I got.
I don't think I can do it, bro.
I'm like seconds away seconds. Yeah. No. I don't feel so good. Stay strong. I don't
I don't think we can do auction anymore.
No, you can do it.
I'm really boozy.
You can't even rob me of Starbucks.
I don't know if I'll ever forgive you.
This one.
I'm going to find this one next week.
This one first.
Oh, the future.
Dude, he's so pretty.
I'm just going to step out of here.
Dude, get rid of this thing, bro.
Kill this.
Dude, you're telling him to kill it?
Wait.
Oh, let me and do your work for you?
Try and do it.
This thing is heavy.
This thing is heavy, uh-huh.
Dude, what? Why are you saying that to me? I'm your friend.
Come on.
I was, like, I was just saying, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Noppa?
I don't know if I can do it.
I'll give you an item for free.
Wait, let me eat.
This is it.
That's it?
Yeah.
You finished everything else?
Yes, wait that's crazy, but there's a high chance that if I move too quickly
Or if I eat this
But if you don't eat that you think you're fine
So if I eat that you'll you'll be okay
How long have you been holding me in your hands like that?
In the bowl man
For free.
For free.
Why are you putting it in like that dude?
I can't move too quickly.
Oh my god.
Oh it's like, they're like, blitzing.
What is that?
How is it?
They're good bro.
It's full of sweaty.
Dude, there's a cable.
Yeah, it's good right, Kim?
Mhm.
Yeah, it's good right, kid
Are you good?
I will be do you want to go home? No
Where do you want to go?
Oh, spin the wheel.
Oh, because it could happen.
It could be the milk one.
What's that?
Try it.
I'm going to come and stand.
Here.
Guys, we're going to do it.
You don't look so good. I think I might do it
Okay, let's suck in the car
All right, we're spinning the wheel
We're spinning the wheel
I would hate to see the milk mile right in the only thing
meeting
That I'm freely freely really don't want to see is the milk
It was literally anything else.
Challenge done.
It was empty.
It was literally anything except for the milk while I'm happy.
Oh.
How's that even gonna work?
That's not bad, but I don't know how we're gonna do this.
Is there a mall open?
Stranger shopping spree
I mean, I just gotta find places open
Just leave your leg
What is thinking here? I know it's kind of a long time ago guys
Strangers shopping. Oh, oh god. Oh Jesus. Oh gosh
stranger shopping spree is not um
let me get your mic
we'll try to put a shopping spree
oh my mic
yeah just give it to me
Let's see alternatives or something I'm pulling up right now.
Well, because they can choose if they want in the contest if they want to live on a prayer camp.
Yeah, no, of course.
And that'd be a stranger shopping spree.
Yeah.
And, but they could if they wanted.
All right, where am I?
They could choose someone from Carl to live on a plan.
You know, do the safe option.
You know,
You know, because you couldn't use the health bills, man.
What is up to that?
You might not want to go anywhere.
Really?
Yeah.
I think we should get out of this parking lot.
Well.
At least let me get out of this parking lot.
But we could also really make a stranger's life.
Chad, we could give a stranger, we could hook him up with all, we could hook him up with all sorts of stuff.
We could buy hundreds of dollars of stuff.
Thousands of dollars of stuff.
Can you find me a parking lot?
Yeah, that's where it looks like a grassy area.
Yeah.
Like a knoll or something.
Yeah, let me do it quickly now.
And then could you also maybe look for a health food store like a Sprouts or like
You know something where you could find some healthy foods
Because we got good news y'all
Play it on, play it on.
You don't want to play it on.
Play it on.
Okay.
Just like a park a lot anytime in the next 30 seconds, I'll be fine.
Just a little bit of park, I'll tell you what I'll say.
I'll take it this way.
Go right.
Yeah, yeah, just this way.
Just sit right there.
like a knoll, should I say something, what's another word, like a grass, maybe
just an alleyway, just any alleyway is good at this point, preferably the next
15 seconds, just not someone's driveway and then that'd be fine
Just, oh, oh, keep walking, yeah, alright, sorry, bye-bye.
you
You
I thought he didn't actually eat the chicken tenders?
I thought it was me playing into the bed.
I thought he also did.
And then I looked back and there was an empty box.
He ate all the chicken tenders.
He ate every single chicken tender.
He cleared the box all alone.
Yeah, I know what he was doing.
He was so strong, Cam.
He was so happy.
happy it was like every time a good time and then all of a sudden the voice
changed and it just wasn't done you know it was just sad Kim and we were so mean
to him especially you
keep coming on to me especially me oh dude he doesn't look that great
What? You want to fight a different one?
You want to fight a different one, Jim?
It's literally people's home, bro.
Are you okay, though?
We're talking about it, and we want to apologize for what I thought that you
didn't actually the chicken tenders and I just think that you did a good job and
I'm sorry that if it seemed like I didn't think you did a good job
I think that's why we need to sleep sorry.
It's my fault.
I know another child.
Do you need a new alley?
Just like a parking lot, like a dead lot, like, just a walk around and a place to pace a little bit.
Because we have to eat the healthy snack.
Do you guys find a healthy snack spot?
No, we were, honestly, we were just talking about how bad we felt.
We also wanted to give you, like, what are you in the mood for?
Fruit.
Fruit?
Okay, yeah, we can do that.
I think the fruit.
Fruit would be good.
Fruit would be nice.
Is there a place that sells fruit?
Yeah, they'll have fruit.
There's fruit, that's the grocery store.
I wonder, okay, yeah, we'll be there soon.
Good news, so I got another five hours.
Yeah.
So I have to milk mile.
There, cut.
Would you potentially want to eat the healthy snacks in the office with all the healthy snacks we have there?
What healthy snacks we have there?
Apple, some bananas.
Does that sound good?
It doesn't sound too good, I guess.
It's real sparkly, but it's going to be good.
Let's take a minute, see how he's feeling, and we'll get him back home.
It's a good lot, no?
Yeah, it looks like a good lot.
It's a little full.
If we're in the corner back over here, it's full.
It's pretty empty.
You know I need this kind of stuff.
A lot of people.
You want this one to be good?
I just like it a lot.
There's not so many people.
I'm just trying to walk around.
There's a lot of people here.
Oh wait, let's go to Jamba Juice for a healthy snack.
They do have healthy snacks, right?
Do they think I drive through?
No.
Let me just get whatever the last person does.
Let's get whatever the guy in front of us wants.
You love it.
I'm just gonna go by myself you just want to go by yourself. Yeah, let me just handle someone come out with something. Okay?
You guys frat or not. Do you want me to give you a like or you just want to take a minute. No, you guys just frat or not.
You guys just frat. I'm gonna come back with a healthy snack. What do you need, man?
We'll be here.
Oh, yeah.
I'll be back.
I don't think he's coming back, man.
Why do you think he didn't want us to go with him?
I don't know. I don't know what's happening in there.
What do you think he's gonna get?
I don't do that. I don't think I...
I feel like I've seen him do a couple of dub-dub challenge,
but I've never seen one quite like this.
Why didn't he want a mic?
I feel like you should have lowered your offer for how much you were willing, you know, because
you kept saying 500.
How much should have done lower?
Yeah, you you may have been filled out with the money thing.
But when I was going down and you were like, don't go lower, don't remember that.
Yeah, can you see him?
I can't.
I don't think he's not in.
Where did he go?
He's not in the job.
He's I don't.
I don't see him.
Hey, he told us to frighten.
And I think he.
I think he's taking a moment.
Do you think he's gonna come back to the car?
Do you think he's mad?
No, I don't think he's mad.
I think he's just very filled.
I miss him.
I mean...
Should we go on an adventure?
He really is gone.
I feel like...
I feel like he needs the privacy for something specific wait he's probably in the bathroom. Yeah, I feel like yes
This isn't really a hidden like leave. This isn't a go fine. Yeah, help me back
What was your favorite part of the day so far
Are you sure you don't see him over there?
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm pretty pot you're gonna go look I'm gonna go look okay
All right, but yeah get in there man
Yeah, no leave the door open that's cool, okay
Where he's right there behind you oh oh oh he's coming
If you're an E-cell, I do not code the Jamba Juice, because they're sold out of ginger
shots.
That is...
This is gonna hit.
This is gonna hit.
What did...
What did ginger shots help you get?
This is gonna hit it.
What did ginger shot help with that?
That's like digestion?
Digestion, yeah.
Yeah, I figured there's nothing better than a ginger shot at this point.
Oh, that feels great.
Spicy, spicy.
All right, next wheel spin y'all.
So chat, we don't have that many items left to be honest, but we do have a couple things
that could bring us back to the house or keep us out of the road.
So let's see what our next wheel spin will be, bear in mind, you could always still go
with the plan. And we're going home. Just so do I, we're going home unless you guys vote differently.
Now the wheel has me mashing until I hit 200 clicks per minute. No easy task.
But we could, sorry a few of these are repeats from the other one, we could mix things up.
Which one do you prefer?
It's just right.
That's when you want
Let's go with the prayer
I
Miley up to you guys
All you guys
can we even do this? what is it? I don't know we just have to like walk around this park
and walk for a while. go on a hike? that'd be scary. it would be a bit scary. how do we
We're going to hike at 9 p.m.
I don't know, it's open late?
I mean...
Do we have a spot?
I'm sure there's late night hikers.
I can show you guys the spot.
Let me look it up.
Oh, it's a big thing, it's a big thing around here, night hikes.
I don't know if you're at night hikes.
Stay far from my no-god-me, I know we have a gray spot.
Dude, I actually might feel great, to be honest.
I just get moving a bit.
Just so, yeah, get moving a bit, get to like, walk some
of the calories off.
Either way, you guys did vote for living on,
oh, there's cheesecake on this.
We just gotta find out where it's at, if it's not possible, it is what it is, we'll get
a follow up in a second.
Yeah, I just I'm like so full, but I'm just keeping it down. But what's gonna happen is my body is gonna get really warm.
Just burning it all. Hmm. Hmm. It's probably the most I've eaten in...
Probably since Thanksgiving.
You eat this much on Thanksgiving?
Um... Yeah.
I don't think the point of hiking is to do a minimal amount.
I think it's just to enjoy yourself walking in nature.
So I would disagree with people who try to put a limit on what makes a hike a hike.
I was the employee at that store.
I can't believe it was you.
Did I look messed up?
Cause I was worried that when I walked in
it was going to be messed up.
I also was going to go to your bathroom,
but it was employees only.
So I didn't go.
It would have been, I don't even know.
It would have been normal.
Wow.
What's on your face?
Heat rash from the food.
Do we got our trail?
Uh...
No.
Baby, I'm better not you tonight, if I drop this in life,
sitting like an animal, I'm better not you tonight,
if I drop this in life, sitting like an animal,
I
Are we doing the smoke in a guy?
You need your PC. Oh, yeah, I'll be lovely. I think you have a place to put it in back there, right? Oh, yeah
Good good. Is this guy a battery make now?
Surely it is right now. I mean I just have like
Oh, you have it back there, right?
This thing's tight.
This thing's on there.
See, that dark archon wasn't even bad.
What?
You can't play that video?
We can't play that video.
Ah, can't play that video.
We can't play that video.
It's forbidden footage.
It's actually just for us, like you.
Oh, do you have USB-C to USB-C?
Do you want... I can plug A up in here and then I think you can reach to A.
Yeah, I'm rich.
Ooh.
You plug it in yet?
Well...
Does someone know how you plug it in?
I just need you to move...
Move where?
Did you say they're open?
Yeah, that's fine.
Alright, how does it feel?
Good.
Yeah, it looks great.
Oh man.
Oh, what have you done?
Oh, no.
I just connected the cart play.
That's not what I wanted to see right now.
Oh, I wanted to listen to some of my music.
Why?
I got some good music.
How do I...
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
We're good
Everybody's nerves
Release the footage. Yeah, you don't get to see it. That's not for y'all
You guys are the ones who are torturing me. You don't also get to see the awesome footage of it
Oh, you know what I mean? That was for us, y'all
Not for you GG
Well, oh
This is my playlist
We're on a wheel now, I just don't get it forever oops
Plus show to our friends
Show to her friends would be like dude. That's my video. I don't say it
I thought my belly was going to explode from how much I laughed.
I think about it like is there anything I could have said to have made them dry?
Like if I could travel back in time to that moment, could future me ever stop this timeline?
No, I did everything I could and it wasn't enough, it wasn't enough, that's for sure.
You tried your hardest.
Well, I could drive, start driving home while they discuss.
Sure, it was running, alright.
What's the next challenge?
It's supposed to be hiking but I don't know how possible it is to be honest because
Stark out and
So we're gonna see but
It's really not possible then I might just I could just honestly do like
Crush 15 minutes on the on the treadmill for incline call today
But
The spot that we had to hike was it's not open anymore. I think like our initial spot
Work oh
Easy and
Because
We're doing the state farm option
State Farm wants to make sure that the plan is good and safe, and they think the
hike isn't safe, so we're not gonna go with the hike, so we're spinning the wheel again, so we're
spinning the wheel. We'll run it back. I think it's a good call. W State Farm.
W
It should be fine, bro, as long as it's not, you know, they wanted us to go on a hike.
What is it?
That's great.
What is it?
We can't see yet.
It's the little mall.
Maybe they don't take the belly right.
Maybe they'll take the belly right.
Maybe let's take the belly right.
I'll be right back.
Chad.
Before we vote on this
We boot up our next vote
What's we could either live in we can't live on prayer
With the half
There insurance crummy
We're gonna have a solid plan
with state farm
And just throw some money in the old Roth IRA
Just save up some money and you know what I'm gonna sweeten deal
If you guys pick this one, I'll get you guys a thousand subs
Each channel
I'll get you guys a thousand subs straight up right now. No questions asked
And I'll do the milk. I'll just have a later day. And I'll do the milk. I'll just have a later day
Just listen up a thousand subs right now, and I'll do the milk. I'll do it a day
It's not right now. Just not right now not today, bro
A thousand you got is literally it's came why the freak did you just vote for the prayer?
Why did you do that?
You said you fell bad.
I do.
I'll drink some milk for you.
If you just hold my bad, man.
That's honestly my bad.
Dude, I wanted to go phone.
Wait, can I see where you're voting for?
Why did you do that?
What are you voting for?
Wait.
Can you go to that Chevron gas station?
What?
Just, can you do it?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Appreciate that.
Let's get there quickly. Drive safely. I'm gonna be safely as quickly and safely as you can.
Can you get over there? Understood. Yes, sir.
Maybe even think about it.
So it seems like we're living on a prayer.
And we're going through the wheel, and we're doing the milk mile.
Feel bad.
Do you?
Yeah.
Do you?
Do you feel bad for what you voted for?
Can I help you?
Isn't it the result you wanted?
What if I can help?
Pour it light.
Pour it light as possible.
Don't pour heavy.
I'll pour a super one.
Just pour it light.
What are they? Some skim milk?
I definitely want some skim.
There's a whole bar on course.
We actually have the...
We have the milk already?
Yeah.
And it's cream top whole milk.
I don't think it's what you want.
I'll tell you that.
You can whip around to the shell.
Actually, you can whip to the shell.
Dude, why would you say it as a mirror?
Look at this show. You can switch lanes.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Totally legal maneuver. It's a green light.
Oh yeah, that's great.
Oh, that's nice.
Do you want us to go over here?
Nah, just pump some gas.
Pump some gas from wall.
You sure?
Now take care of yourself, alright?
Where are you going?
I have to be extra so bad.
Why'd you vote for prayer so fast?
Well, I did it as a bit, but then you also voted.
What are we doing here, bro?
We've been even all day.
We can't switch up.
We.
You.
Me.
I followed your lead.
You followed my lead.
We have both had some equal parts in this.
I just wanted to have a good day.
Did you?
I just wanted to have a good day.
We were having such a good time.
like at the beginning it was awesome
you think I'm part of the problem
oh man
Do you think he's gonna make it?
Can you do the milk one more?
Do I think he can do it? He can do anything he puts his mind to.
Dude, what if we do it with him in solidarity?
Nah, I'm good on that. I'm simply good on that.
would you do it if I said I would if you ripped it if I ripped it would you do it with me
and him yeah you would actually who would hold the camera you would do it you would
hold it while you would drink the milk and hold the camera the only reason is because
I think we're gonna be walking if we do it with him it's gonna be such a slow pace bro
He's so full like we it is not a run. Oh, I see it is going to be the slowest walk of all time
That's a good point here is a good point
However cam yeah, I can't I can't drink
Like the perfect
like I'm making something up no I'm allergic I am allergic wait there's
soy milk I'm also lucky I know it's great I'm allergic to people what about
like almond though also like every milk all milks dude I mean what can you do
about that that's just like that's life
But cheese is chill. All cheese is chill.
Okay, that... I think you're lying about the first thing, then.
I'm not lying about the first thing. What do you mean? You could be allergic to milk and not cheese.
Can you? Can someone confirm that? Isn't it dairy that you get allergic to?
Why would you shake laptops?
Someone confirmed that. No wind is a cheese and milk dog. You're gonna check it.
Did he where'd he go?
Be your mile
Dude he's having the time the worst time of his life right now. That's what's happening
You think so yeah, I think I think he's having a bad time
He's been here with his one of two of his best friends all day. What do you mean?
I miss chopper no you don't I do you do not like chopper I mean I could
I mean from the sounds when he left it was like a it was kind of like a y'all
boys take care I need some time that's that's how I felt too they didn't feel
like a confine me in a bit what if you walked what it got lost or what if you're
doing the milk while without us back when he's already done guys don't worry I
did it he did it all he did it without us
I don't know, I just feel bad.
You just keep saying that.
Every time he gets in the car, he gives those sad eyes, it makes you feel so bad.
But then like a poll pops up that says milk mile or not and I have to click the milk mile.
You don't have to.
I still feel bad.
We don't have to click it.
We don't have to click it next time, you know that?
Well, I mean, yeah, there's not another milk mile. We already clicked it.
Yeah, but for the next thing that's bad for me, you know?
It's not our fault. There's a lot of people who voted for it and other than us, you know?
Yeah, I mean, he looks like our two votes really didn't change that much.
Our votes are not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of that voting system, you know?
I mean, it won like 67 to 32 percent.
That's what I'm saying. Like, if we were part of the 33 percent, it wouldn't have mattered.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. This is good.
It's not us.
Constructive. But he's kind of gone a long time. That's what I'm starting to think.
You know, it's a him. No, it's not he's been gone a long time
Right
Yeah
What do you what what am I supposed to do? I don't I'm the driver. Yeah, I mean, I'm we both have a roles here
I don't know. Should we invest? No, we shouldn't you take it. Do you want to your lap around?
Yeah, yeah, let's do quick. Yeah, let's do quick. What he comes out and we're gone
It's the quickest lap I've ever if he comes out and we're gone and he disappears
I guess we can just wait I feel like we should wait remember when he was like pump gas for a long time
What did he mean by that? I don't remember him saying that and we haven't pump gas yet. I don't need to pump gas
Wait, you can text them
Send a little text. I'm not gonna text them
I'm not like he doesn't want to see my name right now the live
He is text a medical assistant's question mark and see if he says yes, please. No, I text would interrupt whatever he's doing right now
What are you doing why he's why'd you zoom well, I don't like seeing him
Tim said he's probably working
This can't be true, right?
I don't know.
Do you think we're gonna hear phrases?
Do you think today's stream is gonna come up in our performance review?
You told me!
Dude, they could...
Come to Carl's Junior.
Is what the pin said.
It's right. Is this not Carl's Junior?
No, I guess...
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, it's down there.
We are who's who said this?
What?
Look at the pin.
Look at the pin.
Time to come to Carl's Junior.
Okay, let's go.
Why?
Just trust.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Which way?
I think that way.
You think I go left?
Yeah, I think you go left and we'll see it.
Wait, how does he?
Yeah, yeah, that's Carl's Junior.
Can you maybe let's go here?
I don't, I'm guessing he went to this place.
They didn't have a bathroom.
And his only option was Carl's Junior.
Does he want us to go in?
I don't know.
Did you ask?
Uh, well, I mean, I'm just reading a pinned chat.
We're communicating in a very old way.
Old?
Yeah, there's no direct communication here.
What?
I mean, he pins another chat.
Oh, he said no questions.
He said, come to Carl's Jr., no questions.
Does that mean get out of the car, though?
I can't ask a fucking question.
I don't know.
I'm at Carl's Jr.
Like is he closed?
Am I supposed to go in?
I think there's a lot we don't want me to go in.
You should go in alone.
I'm at Carl's Jr.
Yeah, we heard.
I just told him.
I told him.
He said no questions.
Yeah, no questions.
I think we get out of the car.
Dude, that, what?
I don't think we get out of the car.
He said no questions.
But if you say, hey, should we get out of the car, that's it.
That's why I'm saying we should just make the executive
decision to just get out of the car.
You think so?
I don't know, Cam.
What's that?
Tim, should we get out of the car?
So should we go back?
Ask him, ask him, ask him.
Tim, do we get out of the car?
Do we get out of the car?
No.
We're not asking blood.
We're asking you, so it's different.
I hope you didn't forget my seatbelt
Hey, hey, hey, hey
It may not mean nothing to y'all
And I'll stand to the milk mile
And I'm gonna yak it all
I hope you watch me yak and make forever man, ever man
What up y'all?
What y'all been up to?
Just hanging, mostly
Can I ask any questions?
why would you chop it up chop it up chop it up chop it up chop it oh eyes up here
eyes up here uh-oh how to buckle
and he's going all the way and he's going all the way again
and he's going all the way a third time it's gonna read just thank you
I mean, I mean nothing, y'all.
Yeah, y'all, I, uh,
just want to get a little drink.
A little something to sip on.
Let's get the taste for it.
I don't want to stop, but I figured
You're going to use little before I start running, a little liquid in my body, the milk
stock would be enough.
Do you guys think you'd run it with me?
We know we had this conversation and actually we did talk about it, that's coincidental.
But the problem was that I found in these allergic to milk and soy milk and almond milk.
Yeah, it's really raw.
It's not true.
No, it is true.
That's not true, here you go.
You said it is milk as a whole and he doesn't know how to do you know you're not allergic to my tummy hurt if I drink it
That's not that's not the case of almond milk. There's not almond milk in the car
We're still on the milk. We don't I know the milk that we have and one of them's almond
Yeah, I think someone's got the run to keep up tell me we'll switch off laps
Any of you can do it. I mean how fast are you gonna run?
Not fast at all. I think I would be lucky to crack single digits. My goal is like a
12-minute mile. If I can do a 12-minute mile, just if I were to, you know,
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
If I were to.
Yeah.
Don't film that.
Okay.
You don't want that one.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You can film that one.
Oh.
I'm just saying if I were to.
No, no, no.
You're misunderstanding me.
Okay.
If I were to.
Don't film that.
Oh, no.
Yeah, no.
All right.
I got you this.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, I got you this.
You got me what, is this blue powering?
Yeah.
I want it.
I got a lot of things.
I'm underpotted.
No more of this.
Why'd you get such a big one?
I asked for a small one.
I gave me the big one because I had some Riz.
Thank you, man.
Oh, no.
I'm driving.
What am I supposed to do?
My hands are full.
Can you move one of these drinks?
Me?
Me?
Can you?
Me, me, me, me, me, me, the ball.
Chad, who's pumped for this milk mile?
Um, slight issue, Chad.
Just a quick update for you guys.
Milk mile?
Getting home.
And getting the wheel going again, it's gonna mean a couple things.
And we, we had planned for this.
We have had a tattoo artist and a hairdresser on standby all day, but I believe at 10 p.m.
That we like I gotta go to bed, you know, I mean like they're not they're not zombies, so
It means that the tattoo and the hair styling I believe we're not gonna be able to do
Today
We can still choose what we would tattoo and like maybe do like a marble stream or something like fun
But like the actual process of getting it, we won't be able to do it on camera, which
fundamentally I think is like the same, I think it's whatever.
But it's like, you know, they've literally been ready to go since 10am, and it's just
so happened that the wheel hasn't spun that way.
So it is what it is.
It would have been the same situation had we like gotten like, go to Universal at midnight
or whatever.
So yeah, anyway, we'll still pick what the tattoo is, and then haircut.
I don't know if we'll figure it out.
Paul Fusely, that's good.
What you're getting a tattoo or only if it lands on it.
We're gonna find an old tattoo from fast 52
So I already owe one
But I have jurisdiction on kind of what it is, but I'm taking suggestions from chat
Kind of like when we namecoons, you know, I picked it but I got suggestions from chat
Put some milk miles. Good question. It's our next objective. We have to run
a fourth of a mile, drink, we'll actually let it back up. We have to drink 12 ounces of milk,
then run a fourth of a mile, drink 12 ounces of milk, then run a fourth of a mile,
so on so forth till we drink 48 ounces, and run a mile.
Let me pick it for once. I would love your suggestion.
I would love a suggestion of a tattoo of some ink from you.
Well, let me tell you the tattoo I was thinking.
Okay.
It's Drake May, 2026 Super Bowl MVP.
Ready?
Or it's 171234 crowns and then an outlined crown and then the emoji that goes like this
and above the 17 oh Tony was like what's the fifth MVP couple
I'm literally hanked up, I'm literally hanked up, the tattoo of a fan it says get up, back
Look, I'm Ludwig doing burpees.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna make it.
Jim.
Yeah?
Will you run with me?
I'll run with you, man.
Can you run with me?
I'll run with you, man.
Will you pull my hair?
You know what?
Yeah, you don't have like that much though.
What?
Like I don't need to hold your hair back, it's not gonna get in the way.
Get in the way.
Ow.
What direction are you facing?
The upslope.
It's on your face, I have some makeup, that'll appear.
I'm fried we're at the reset the stream on YouTube soon by the way probably after the
5k
This is gonna be everything
It's gonna be everything around
Hold your hair
Whatever you need I got you.
Milk 5K?
Could be the play.
Could be the play here.
Maybe not though.
Alright so we're here to be with the bear.
You need some tunes?
I need some tunes bro.
I need some tunes to awaken my soul.
I don't want to hear my name on this video.
My name's still freaking.
Do you want to hear my name?
Do I want to hear it?
Do I want to hear what?
Do I want to hear my name?
Do I want to hear it?
No.
I want to hear DJ Yingo.
I see.
DJ Yingo are on the beat.
I can play anything.
You can play anything that's on copyright right now.
Literally whatever you want.
This can't be counting.
Do I get a moment to think?
Yeah.
Yeah, take it to the top.
This is the car song copyrighted by Rascal Flats.
Life is a matter of it.
I think Rascal's been copyrighting this stuff for a little bit now, yeah.
Life is a great song for right now.
I'm going to throw it all out.
There's a artist?
Actually, probably Kim.
Have you heard of the new artist who plays the Frenchman song?
Oh, I've heard of him.
Yeah.
No, it's not actually on the...
You can't listen to it in cars.
I would run a 5k milk mile, I would walk 5,000 milk miles more.
Okay, why don't you guys make me milk song parodies to help me through this day.
When I throw up, oh I know there's gonna be, there's gonna be a lot of, there's gonna be
Throw up next to you.
Dig in that box.
You guys got to see what I'm saying?
Maybe it's in the pink jacket box.
Yeah, that would have been really awesome.
I bet you the cheesecake was fire though.
The cheesecake was really good.
I want to eat that.
Ugh, like the 30 fries after the cheesecake were really bad though.
Are you running a milk mile right now?
I guess someone's helped Billy blocks.
It's happening live.
Oh, we're halfway there.
Oh, living on a prayer.
Can we play that one?
Can you play that song?
Yeah.
No.
That one too?
No.
No, we cannot.
How do you crack a bull?
The bull want to come alive.
I took one sip from it.
I don't know if that hurts you.
I'm thinking I'm back, you look back, you look ready, I feel ready.
How many calories is 48 ounces of whole milk?
There's 48 ounces of gallon.
No, the gallon's like a 100 ounces, right?
8 ounces is 150 calories.
What? 900 calories?
Oh my gosh.
This couldn't be any worse.
I don't want to do it.
No, it's... I wish I wasn't...
Oh, it is.
I wish I wasn't allergic to milk, honestly.
It is. It's 900 calories.
But we have skim milk, okay?
No.
Why?
Richard's too much to...
Richard, why?
I'm doing an acid skim milk.
You can't do that.
Why?
It's against the challenge.
Well, why?
You can't even drink milk. What do you know?
You're right, my bad. I...
I have a little pain belly in my back.
You shouldn't drink whole milk past the age of eight.
There's just no reason.
I don't see any hostile porosis.
There's just genuinely no reason.
Whole milk is for children.
That's what you're drinking at night.
It's for children and that's it.
Even people who are bulking to drink chocolate milk.
It tastes more rich.
Hot take.
If you're that concerned with how authentic the excrement of the cow's nipple tastes,
you're weird.
Water it down a bit, you'll be okay with that.
who just ran 5k calories complaining about min-maxing calories dude freak
I'm a 2% guy usually uh I don't skip it up sometimes too
I just got to be mentally correct dude the skim the skim milk is just water
The water crowd isn't like, you genuinely don't have tastes.
Like, if they're that conflationary,
I just, I think food is wasted on them.
You should just eat sludge.
Sludge is water.
You said skim milk doesn't have taste.
Now look, you said skim milk has less taste, I wouldn't bet not, you'd be right.
But you say it has no taste, I think you have no taste.
And you're reflecting it upon the product you're consuming.
So anyway Chad, today we're lighting the wheel controller in life although you guys have
Just done a fair amount of plans, which I'm surprised by.
Now it's the milkmile that would wield a milkmile since...
It was probably been over here.
And he battered me.
The only caveat is this milk model is coming fresh off a dug dug challenge right $4,000
I miss nine hours of this stream, do nine hours of hours of hours of I was probably the happiest I've ever been.
I don't even feel like I'm here right now.
I closed my eyes a couple times and I thought I was sleeping.
9 hours ago I was freaking cloud nine.
You were holding chopper.
I was holding chopper talking to this possible middle school dropout.
The teacher is deaf.
The teacher is deaf.
Damn so much has changed today.
so much bro you know where it all went down hill
Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, it was all Aiden
True, from Aiden and on it went downhill
Yeah, you had to think about that
My face is a little crazy all day
You ordered at the Coral's Jr, you just
fricked it like that right?
People should be different
The tree may worse. I wonder.
I think too such a thing.
It's gonna hurt crazy.
It's just one mile, bro.
A mile? What's the fastest you've run a mile?
That mobile mile, like a 7-10.
What's your fastest?
It's my fastest ever, I think.
What about you?
5-55.
Damn.
That was only 13 years ago.
How much milk did you have then?
Not a drop.
I've never completed a mobile, my dnf my fastest mile in the past year is like
seven seventeen that's pretty good still right
it's always good to have a lot of fun
and enjoy the view
and I'm happy that you don't have to go to the beach
because you can enjoy it
I'm going to swim
for the first time
and I'm going to swim
for a while
and I'm going to swim
for a while
because I'm going to swim
for the first time
and I'm going to swim
for a while
It's gonna help me.
What?
It's gonna help you.
A milk bottle?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're doing it together?
Yeah.
I got you.
I'm going to go to bed now, I'm going to go to bed now, I'm going to go to bed now,
Oh, Bob, Bob.
Is everything okay dude? No, it will. No. It's not looking good man. I just ate 4,000 calories
of jack in the box and pot buys and canes. And I have to run a full mile of 140 hours
I don't think I'm going to last a lot.
I think it's going to be over a lot more.
It's not a rash.
It's makeup.
He didn't put makeup on my face.
Who's the guy on the bottom of my corn?
It's Chopper.
to the stream he's doing like the Christmas song
you gotta do the whole mile I mean I'll eventually do the whole mile I'm just
saying like I'm not gonna make it in one continuous go
But I'm do you fail there's no failing all I could do is drink 48 ounces and run a mile. There's no rules outside of that
You guys need to be a little less greedy I
Think I put my heart on the line this stream and you guys keep looking like hyenas
For more and it honestly disgusts me you disgust me
I find you gross
A gallon is 128 ounces.
Yeah, that's right.
Good job.
Nailed it.
Okay, now how much is two quarts?
Okay
Two courses in a gallon, you know the promise of the milk now. I don't think you know the promise of the milk
Well, we can here I got you
They didn't get me. No, just going chat
I mean, are you seeing the same parking lot as me?
I think there's a lot of people running the milk mile tonight.
I mean, I agree.
Like, wow.
Pretty busy.
Oh...
Do you want another kind of nothing, are you?
Oh...
Oh, we're already here.
I've been finding out what will make me happier.
Alright, I'm gonna need like 10 seconds to get everything out of the way to the place.
Is that soil?
Hey, is that soil?
Can't you just be rockin'?
Black Air Force Files.
Here.
It's alright.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Towards the end of there.
Actually, I'm just going to take this away for a second.
I'm trapped under this too.
I don't have the box.
Oh, no.
He's got a trap.
So I can't work physically.
I can just play.
Why don't you go in?
You can just go back.
I'm sure I'm going to get him.
You ready, man?
As late as I'll ever be, I think.
Just keep getting him out.
I think it's probably easier for you to do it back.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You gotta spin to your left.
Yeah.
Actually, I think your camera's twisted the other way.
I think this has to come out, and then it has to go through here, and then this whole thing has to go right through here.
What is this?
You can just drop all of them here.
Okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, here.
See a little bit at least?
Yeah, a little.
What milk do you get?
They got you fat free.
Oh, yes.
You know?
Yes.
That's something.
Yes.
What?
What do you mean no grubs?
No grubs.
But it's supposed to be 12 ounces.
This is a hundred twenty-eight.
Yeah, let me see you go over there.
No?
Alright.
There'll be a mess in there.
Let me know it's gonna be a mess in there.
It's like twenty minutes.
And I got no cuffs?
That makes total sense.
How much is this?
Sixteen.
It's not even...
Oh, let's grab a cup.
We got a cup, actually.
Okay, we'll just use this.
How many ounces is that, Cap?
Hard to say.
I feel like it's 16, maybe 12.
Ah, I'll look here for all I can't buy, I don't know if I trust you here.
I don't know if I trust you.
You can be that cap as well.
Yeah, I'll just throw that on top.
If I do, where should I do it?
There's just people trying to get a workout in, they're going to ignore you with thunder.
Okay.
These are our headquarters.
Alright.
Alright bro, it's milk malt time.
Okay.
Shoes off?
No, I gotta take my pants off.
Shoes off, pants off, milk malt.
Alright, it's cold bro.
No, I'm freezing.
I'm freezing bro.
Okay.
Prediction, no predictions here.
No prides, please.
This is a fight.
This is a fight against the human body.
Alright.
How big do you think this cup is?
I feel like it's 16.
Yeah, the same size as the water bottle, right?
Maybe a little bigger.
Yeah, this is 16 for sure, so it's definitely not a full pour.
I think you drink half a cup of that a lap, because it might be 20.
I like the way you think, bro.
I like the way you think, man.
All right.
Timer starts when I start sipping.
Tim, if you could keep track at home.
This is my milk mile PB.
I just got to tie my shoes all the way.
Here's the deal, is this track also closes at 10 PM.
What time is it?
9.41 or something like that.
So you don't have a lot of time.
You have 14 minutes.
I have 14 minutes to run this.
Just about enough time for like a mile, a mile or whatever?
That's about enough time for a mile.
Yeah, with milk.
OK.
This first cup's not going down.
Like, I'm telling you, this first cup's
going to be a problem.
OK.
Just remember if I.
Yeah, just play it away.
Yeah, yeah.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
We're off.
You're gonna pour me a cup, a half cup,
Half, please, awful!
How are you not running right now?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and now we're picking up speed.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Now we're picking up the pace.
Oh, we're heating up.
Better get used to running bro. Are you so walking? Are you not running?
We're it's a mile
Four four devil devil devil
Oh no, oh no
Oh no, I don't feel good.
Trash can's not blowing the whole route, you know.
I don't feel good.
What's it feel like?
I had a burp, but I really didn't like it.
The only thing stopping me is that guy right there.
They're following me with the trash kids.
That sucks because that's what I want to go to.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, I think I'm through it.
I think I'm through it.
Oh.
Oh, he's not going to like the one that he goes to that I go into.
It's not going to be a good time to do that.
No, it's...
It's like Pokemon Red.
you look in the trash cans and it's like oh great ball and then it's like yeah
a sailor throw up in this one I don't know I don't think I'm gonna make it
you're doing good I find I'm gonna I feel it I feel it I feel it
You're okay, you're okay, you're good.
It's a false alarm, it's a false alarm, it's very good, how are you not running?
How are you not running?
Why are you running so fast?
oh man well I hope you're having a good day man there's all you will do this to me
I'll make it you got a lot of help for sure
yeah for sure for sure not a question you're not a question I got a lot of confidence
I'm gonna laugh at me for sure, bro.
Oh, man.
Okay.
It's not gonna be good over there.
No, it's gonna be good.
You ain't gonna wait with your next cup of milk.
It's not gonna be good.
It's not gonna be good over there.
What's my time?
No one's started a timer?
I'm starting now.
No way that was a five minute lap.
We were zooming.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. He's good. He's got two of us in him at least.
How long was that? What's opposite? No way.
I got this.
Want another cup?
Warm me up.
We got worried. It was four minutes and 30 seconds.
You know people run a mile in that time?
Yeah.
Like high schoolers.
Not when they fall milk though.
It's sloshing.
I feel like a grocery bag.
I feel crazy.
I look crazy.
You look cool.
You look like your health is a priority.
It's number one.
Don't forget it.
It's this corner.
This is where it gets you.
You good?
I'm good, yeah, I'm good.
I'll do a great run.
What's up?
Yeah, right after my milk mile.
Y'all ever run a milk mile?
I'll do it, yeah.
Hey, you wanna do a lap for me?
I'll do a lap with you.
Do my next lap for me.
Yeah, meet me over there.
This counts, it's called a sludge shot.
Nothing rules it says I can't have a sludge shot.
That's true.
Okay, it's kind of rejuvenating me like knowing if I get a select shot lap like I actually
don't think I can fail now.
You're good. Yeah, you're fine.
You're such a crazy bird.
Oh, yeah, we're running.
We're running, bro.
Why are we running?
We're running because it's got a clogged.
We're running, bro.
We're running, bro.
We're running, man.
No, yeah, this is swell.
We shouldn't be running.
No.
We should sort out a bit.
I might need to run to that can.
Come on, Cam.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Okay, who's slide shot it?
Your cameraman's gotta keep up.
You have this lap alone brother, I believe in you.
Hold on.
That's so awful.
Yeah, no.
the worst when you run.
Why are you doing this to yourself, man?
I don't know.
I lost a bet to a guy named Billy Blocks.
That's his legal name.
That's incredible.
Get off! You got this!
You're not going to follow him? This is the worst end of its'ography, guys.
Sorry.
Where are you going?
He's sprinting.
He's sprinting.
I said we should have walked you're missing the shot. I got back back. I'll cut across and see him on the run by
The peak I was talking over there, bro
This is what it's about, man.
It's a little shock from a stranger.
The show is in the power of humanity, meet me on that side.
I'll get you back to the way.
I didn't... I didn't sell up for you guys.
That's hard.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My controller's all knotted up.
I power through.
Like I give a fuck.
You don't drink milk while you run?
Toughen up.
Last laugh.
Last laugh. Let me get the finish line.
I
Alright.
Thank you, man!
Thank you!
What's your name, bro?
I appreciate it.
Hey, see you next time, next year?
Put it in my calendar, I'll be there.
See you there, bro. See you there, man.
It's about a minute, Tony.
No, no way.
I took five minutes on the first lap. How was that 12?
That kid passed out.
That kid went crazy. Can we take this track back home?
This is what I want to take.
Is that ours?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You want to take the milk lids off?
Don't get too close.
Don't get too close to me.
I didn't do that to me.
I didn't do that to you.
Thank you.
Dude, I need to throw up.
Yeah, that was impressive.
I got faster too.
I got a lot faster.
I can't believe you're going to stop.
I felt energy inside.
Dude, my stomach looks crazy right now.
It's so like, um, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
Touch it.
Oh, it's like hard.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just living.
That's just a full blur right there.
All right.
Are you getting that car first?
Okay.
Hey, want to bring us with you?
Yeah.
Let me take the...
Oh, it's your pants. Yeah, give me those.
Just give them that.
Yo, give them that.
You know what? Yo, fraternize.
All right.
I'll be right back here.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
what's going on he wants us to he wants us to fraternize oh again
dude i'm just tied to this backpack dude honestly backpack might be harder
oh that
are you fucking leaving me i just want to get a water i just got in here can i get a water
See, let me open up the chat.
I have no idea what's happening.
I shouldn't have ran.
You good?
Yeah, but how you doing?
You're breaking really heavy.
Yeah, dude.
You didn't even drink the milk.
Yeah, no, it's just...
God, man, I just don't feel that good.
What do you mean? You didn't even eat any of the spicy chicken.
No, yeah. I mean, like, I don't even know how loved it is, because I feel awful.
And all I had was some chicken and some plastic teriyaki.
Ah, here's one.
Can you crush that?
I should have bought a gimbal. True.
True. I'm gonna add it to the budget. I'm billingated.
Um, where do I go?
Should I go home?
Yeah, I'm going home.
Bring us home.
Yeah, let's go to my own house though.
You're not showing the thing, right?
No, I'm showing your head.
Dude, what an awesome day.
I love being your friend.
No, yeah, that was a freaking good day.
Good day, and we made five hundred bucks. It's a dubby day. It's gonna pay us no, but
He owes us all right in well, we just bother it. Did we just send in the clip? Yeah, yeah
We send the clip and then we send on the picture of it empty
And we're like hey it happened we did our part we did our part we did our part with the terry occupal
What's he doing?
He just, he's just, you know, he's on a walk.
Let him do his walk, you know?
After every milk mile he does, he takes a walk.
Yeah, that's just a, I forgot this is like a consistent thing for him.
Yeah, exactly, it's just a thing he does.
Is somebody trying to get in the trunk?
Are you good?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
No, you're just great. You're I mean I heard some banging on the trunk. I think you're banging like
There's a ruckus
Okay, yeah, I spin the wheel
Yeah, I guess we'll spin the wheel spin us up man. It's on spin the wheel
You know I was thinking in there. Yeah, what I like it better when we do the plan
I like the State Farm Plan.
What's the plan?
I don't know, it feels like, like when something was kind of risky they had my back, you know what I mean?
Like with the hike and it was night time.
Yeah.
But it feels like when we go on the prayer it's like, I'm riding for a good night.
No.
I don't want to have a good night.
Halfway doesn't get you the full way, you know?
What is that even me?
You know, like halfway, like you know?
You get it.
you saw the breath no and I haven't tired on anymore yeah bro I'm fucking
out of shame man you did good though you mean you did well
it is from when you do something like good in the world so just so you know
and we're spinning the wheel oh you know how it works oh we're going back spinning
right here wait don't don't spin why I'm in spin
Now my ears.
It sounds like we need to go back.
Is it better?
Alright, let's go back.
Is it still chirping or is it better?
Going back.
Mike keeps popping.
Mike keeps popping.
Are you sure they're not confusing?
It's good.
Ask me that juicy uh, what this yeah, I think they're confusing a cam like you're having breathing into the microphone. No, I
Think I'm gonna pop is how to be breathing heavy. Yeah, I'm gonna be there. I was nothing to him
Me or steps is there a charger is this a charger?
Lightning or is that USB-C remember?
I think it was just the AC just being on the back of the mic
I
Going back yeah, how am I lucky hit?
You shut up Kyle
Kyle was a hero bro ran so fast
We're not going to spend at the house boys, we're not spending in the car anymore.
Because I don't even think there's anything on the road anymore.
Dude, IRL backpacks are not designed for running out real estate.
No, it's not even a quick handoff.
So it wasn't a good bond. I think you're out of shape
Whoa, I mean I'm not a shape to I wouldn't be able to do it
But I think if you gave Ludwig the backpack and no doctor challenge and no milk you can do give me the milk
Well now I'm hurt so thank you so I've been hurt
Did we switch over our YouTube broadcast by the way?
Tim did we switch this?
Yeah we did right?
YouTube we swapped over right?
Can you recap what's happened?
Yeah.
So, pretty simple premise, living on a prayer wheel by halfway there insurance, kinda crummy.
Living on a plan, got your back state farm.
You guys have consistently, consistently made me go with what I would argue is the worst
option.
Now, it started off go-to, because even though you were picking the worst options, we had
to go to the arcade win the biggest prize, which I did like instantly. It was crazy.
I had to go to Universal win the biggest prize. I did it instantly. It was crazy. I thought I was
unstoppable. Then the DuckDuck Challenge happened. And that was really hard. Then we had to do the
milk model that was really hard and now I don't know what we've been at it for
12 hours there's still some stuff in the wheel we've also done some random stuff
like I'll play a ranked match of Minecraft we gave 5k up tuition to two
We did a hundred burpees, we made a beat, um, actually probably better than the beat
that I spent like three hours making.
Um, what else have we got?
We got like the best croissants in LA, we got a brand new pair of sunglasses.
You got a makeover?
I got a makeover, which I got rid of because people were really upset at how I looked.
People kept coming into chat saying what happened to him and all it was makeup so
I feel like that was bad makeup
oh my gosh
the wheel we have still has a few options on it but again we're gonna go back to
the crit. Where's my necklace? It's in my pocket. I took it off to run.
Wait, you're wrapped up? You mean, like you can go take your seatbelt off, it's not coming off.
Oh!
You scared the shit out of me!
Hey, what the heck?
The milk mile did hit crazy.
It actually probably wasn't as bad as the no-no challenge.
Like in a vacuum if I had to pick one over the other I'd rather do a milk mile than no
challenge.
Both back-to-back I wouldn't recommend.
Eek, eek, ouch. Wait to dank. Wait to dank. Wait to dank.
What's he gonna say?
Yeah.
Yeah, the mic was popping crazy.
I don't know what's happening.
Is there a loose holly leg somewhere?
I don't know what it would be plugged into this hole.
We can switch to the holly legs.
Turn it off maybe.
I'll just lend off this little car park before I get back to your room.
Probably be easier on the ears.
It's his necklace.
It's a fun theory, but I don't have a mic or phone attached to me.
Here I'm switching.
This is your pain.
Shut up, chat. We back?
Eek.
Eek.
Audio gone.
We back.
Quiet?
W audio?
I think it's fine. They can turn their headphones up.
the
you're right I'm bouncing back I'm bouncing back like you would not believe
arguably ready for a round two
should we hit one dug dug spot on the way home
Just for lulls at this point.
Beak, back to popping.
Tim, can you mute the audio setup if you haven't at the warehouse?
If it's open, it shouldn't be.
Give me the camera.
Are we good now? No, we're good.
Now how do I look?
Do I look like a million bucks?
Maybe four bucks.
Thank you very much.
You need a bath?
You need a bath?
A bath?
Dude, I've been doing this thing lately.
I've been brushing teeth in bed.
I have an empty cup of water and a full cup of water.
And the issues I eat right before going to bed, like literally minutes before, you know,
when you eat this gunk on your teeth and you have to like, bite it off of your tongue,
well, I was, I like sleeping in bed or lying in bed while fighting, like, while it's
letting my mouth clean itself. And then, like, after that, I'll brush my, like, I'll
I got three wet and put two pigs on a toothbrush and I have it on my nightstand.
And then I brush and then I spin into the empty cup and I drink from the full cup.
And then I go to bed.
It's kind of awesome.
I've done it like three nights in a row.
I also bring a floss pick. I floss first.
Is that that crazy? You guys are acting like I just said, like, like I poop on the floor. Like, I feel like I didn't say anything crazy.
I basically just said I'm brushing and flossing the line down. You guys are like, even. You must stand for this act.
I hear them in controversial, probably let's hygienic brush your teeth in the bathroom.
You're not ready for that conversation, though.
You're not ready for that conversation.
You guys don't understand how particles work, I'm not going to explain it because it's
like too big to get into, but y'all got to Google particles, there's a lot of info
out there about them.
You talking about hygiene, hilarious?
loose or like it's chopping connection basically and it's like flickering in and out.
Sounds like a hit marker in like...
Oh, okay.
Now we're working on it.
It's the cable.
Easta cable.
That was always better.
Oh, actually, it's better, though.
I think so.
How are you?
I'm on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm like a 4.
I thought I was in 9 earlier, like cloud 9.
4's rough, I think you can actually go down trap a bit right?
Alright, Tim throw it on Chopper.
Let's get a Chopper live reaction camp to see how he's doing.
Bim, bim, bim, bim, bim.
You
I'm back y'all.
Oops, he's back.
Alright y'all ready?
Y'all ready, y'all ready, y'all ready?
You killed him?
He's mine.
I want him.
All right boys, here's the deal
Here's the deal
Okay, we got a bit of a huge announcement
We got a bit of huge announcement, okay, let me catch y'all at the speed
Okay, we're 12 hours deep into this
Doings a long time
Before we do anything else
I want to give a quick recap
To people who might not know
What's going on here?
Okay, let me give a little recap. Then we're gonna have some drama
First the recap then the drama
Here's the recap
I think we're doing today living on a prayer
Based on a commercial that you're gonna see tomorrow doing a Super Bowl. Here's a little see you farm, right?
Why barely you get what you pay for
Or if my coverage leaves out a lot.
I don't have a bite.
Can we just get some momentum on the song?
Oh, I'm going.
This damn studio hall on the block.
We won't make things right.
Cause smiling acclaim is cum.
Can't I just do it in an app or call an agent?
No luck.
Here comes the best part.
That's not the key.
That's gaining a ride, dude.
Danny McBride, bro.
So anyway look, the whole idea is you're living on a prayer unless you have a state farm.
And the way they illustrate that is that we got the wheel, which is sponsored by Halfway
there insurance fake parody brand that State Farm made up leaning into cliches
okay about how people feel oh you know industries sucks whatever or the good
option State Farm got my back like how they have your back in real life by
having a real agent nearby plus all their digital services now here's the deal
I talked to Big State Farm.
In fact, they just got off a call with John State Farm, not to be confused with Jake from State Farm.
I'm talking about the guy, a real agent.
And they said, they said they're good.
They said, look, bro, we've been doing this 12 hours.
And here's the deal, man.
We know you're going to the big game tomorrow, and we want to make sure you have a good night's
sleep.
That is what they said.
And so basically for the rest of the night, the option that you get to vote between will
You'll still be living on a prayer, but the living on a plan option will always be...
Get a good night's sleep.
Call this a W stream, get home, get some Zs in before the big game.
Now, it's not a scan, you guys are, first off, whoa dial it back. It's just an option you get to vote
between. You know, if you guys don't feel like I've suffered enough for you.
You can choose what we get on the wheel, which I'm about to spin right now.
Here's the deal note repeats. If it's something we've already done,
this time I'm just going to scroll to the next one that we haven't done. Does that make sense?
So for example here,
to be clear, let me basketball 1v1
to be clear this one's already been picked
So it's cold plunge, it's cold plunge.
Now 5K in New York, that's already been picked and please if you're late to stream ask a
appear what happened before typing. Now we're going to let you off easy. Mods just permanently
banned them. To regroup where we were. You can vote between having me hop into a cold
plunge or Mods don't do the pull yet. The master plan aka State Farm has my back aka
let's call it a day boys
and I'm willing to juice the pot a bit
guys
throw 500 gifts on the line
I'll throw a cute little 500 gifted
in both chats
you get the bag ready? you don't need to bro, run the pool
check this out
check this out they're all going to vote plan right now
he's sucking his brother's body in my hands
did he get it?
yeah we just have to put it on the top and get it to the line
so they're going to vote
All right, let's see what y'all voted for.
Mods run the poll again?
cool looks like we've gone ahead with the prayer which is winning the poll by
a lot of votes so we'll go ahead and do the prayer
You don't look excited.
Really?
You don't think I look excited?
What's it gonna take, y'all?
What's it gonna take, guys?
What's it gonna take?
You don't think I suffered enough today, man?
I mean I really I really put a lot on the line I've done a good job today milk
5k in New York, give away 10k of tuition, won 2 giant prizes, Doug Doug Challenge.
I'm really out here.
A thousand gifted.
You guys buckle at a thousand gifted on the next challenge.
No, what about two thousand, what are you, Barton Gil?
Alright, hold up, let's switch over.
Alright, get ready to drop crazy.
It's crazy.
What's what's going on you're not saw
All right, there we go, okay, okay, yeah, we're good
I appreciate that.
A freshie.
Dude, it's awesome the way to put night time for this.
That's clever.
I always got light.
I don't have light. I have light.
I was gonna tell you, but I always got late at the moment.
I think I was pretty cool.
I've been messing with turning it on.
Yeah, I know it's kind of silly, but like...
Chili!
Little chili out!
Little Nick!
You're gonna get a name?
That's the game plan, why?
Hold on.
Can you take a little peek? What's in there?
Dude.
Oops, so nice!
I was in, that was frigid. I wasn't to the senses.
Oh wow, it's actually really cool. That sucks.
Okay. I mean, what's fair, like 30 seconds in there?
It's gonna have.
Is this supposed to be five?
It's gonna have.
What?
Minutes.
What?
He said five.
I thought five minutes is like an ideal ice bath.
What are you talking about?
Can I Google search it and we decide what Google says?
It's fine. No, it's not do it to an app. Why because I've done an ice bath like 30 times and I was in a minute
It's gonna make you feel good though. We're talking about two and a half minutes
I'm looking how long should I ice bath for the ideal ice bath duration is 10 to 15 minutes. No, you're insane
Dude, I guess you're insane read it bro. 10 to 15 minutes. No, that's it. It's AI, bro
I don't believe in that bro. Okay, you know what I like is a real person, bro
Beginners should start with two minutes. Oh two minutes, son. Beginners should start with two minutes
I'm a beginner. Yeah, two minutes. We've got a timer. I'll time you
Anybody got a towel? There's one here. You want to grab me another? Yeah, you got another?
Yeah, I'm much safer one for my feet. All right, I'm ready. All right, start the timer. Oh, no, it's gonna start when you get here.
Yeah, three, two, one.
Once your neck is at the waterline, I'll let the timer start.
Dude, I don't wanna go home.
I want to go home dude.
I don't want to be around anymore dude.
I got you bro.
I want you next all the way here.
I want to go home dude.
Look at this.
It's bursting dude.
I mean that's why you have to cool down in the ice bath.
Alright.
Three, two, one.
He is not even on the button.
It's not even going to get me.
You have to be chunky.
Look at that.
Oh, they are saying that audio is bad.
Are they saying that on it?
You're not even looking at your phone.
No, I don't have your phone.
I can't hear you.
You can't, let me check.
I can't hear you at all.
Is audio bad?
Audio is bad?
Let's see.
It's the mic again.
It's the mic again?
It's not stalling.
It's perfect.
Just do it.
LOL, audio is great.
Don't worry, audio is perfect.
A lot of audio is good.
Again, you're not paying to speak.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're not paying to speak.
What are you doing?
I'm just coming in.
Why?
Why are you out here?
You're checking out something?
I was just getting a like a-
Yeah, you're checking something out.
It's probably that.
There's a woman smoking meth that-
That's what you wear normally?
I don't understand that.
That's the normal outfit you wear?
That's the normal outfit?
You look foolish.
I'm in a normal outfit.
It's 10 feet in it.
OK.
I hate Aiden.
I hate Aiden.
I hate Aiden.
I hate Aiden.
Ah.
Suck in water.
OK.
Three, two, one.
Maybe you guys join in on the count.
OK, OK, OK.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, that was a good practice.
Come on, OK.
Look at it.
You want to look at 3, 2, 1, go?
Yeah, yeah, ready?
3, 2, 1, go.
OK.
3, 2, 1, go!
Come on, bud.
It was really cold.
Yeah.
Do you want to put your hand in?
Yeah.
Yeah, try it out.
See other side.
It's not too bad, eh?
Maybe take the hoodie off, because it's warming your body.
Huh?
It's warming up my body.
Yeah, yeah, try without the hoodie on.
And put a whole arm in there, and then see.
get a whole arm in there bro wait this is just turning into me do you know
just get your arm in bro we all did it earlier yeah it's not being fair we did
your arm in bro
I was messing around I didn't mess around is all I wasn't gonna forcefully shove
What?
I'm only going to forcefully shove you in there for two minutes.
I'm going.
Three, two, one.
Just get your calm down.
Just get this.
Get this?
You got the timer ready?
Yes, it's ready.
It's never been more ready.
All right.
Should we do a re-boat?
No, that's stupid.
That's stupid.
All right.
All right, I can't start until you're next time, you're just making it harder.
Hold up.
Your heels look nice.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
I'm gonna get a little water.
Shut up.
I made 45 on a...
Do you want me to get in with you?
I don't think there's room.
All my thingies.
Shut up.
Ask me the time I got up to the 3 am.
I was up.
You got back to LA at like, I slept three hours.
Ask me the first thing I did when I got up.
Ultra marathon.
100 miles straight.
Pure darkness.
I was blindfolded.
One foot in front.
Yeah.
pray sometimes you got to put yourself in the opportunity where prayers will hit
though that's what I do ask me what I ate 4,000 calories
Popeyes chicken five wings canes three-piece combo and you know I was
eating Del Taco to wrap it up. Asked me what I did after, milk mile. Four laps, 48 ounces,
one man. And now ask me what I'm doing, getting hard. Staying tough. Two minutes in the ice
no problem. Temperatures outside in LA are a shivering 67 today and I'm still
doing this. Now ask yourself, what would you do today?
You're nothing, bro. You're nothing. You're nothing. And you're not gonna be
See nothing till you work on yourself.
I'm out.
Just for good measure.
Watch out for the splash zone.
Get my shoes on the way in, Aiden.
Back, back, back!
So I ask y'all again how long you want this to go on for because I can be here all night
All right, now we're spinning the wheel.
Thanks for getting my shoes, now get out.
Okay.
I'll leave her alone.
She's really, she's too much of a jerk.
She really, we're good now.
He's so cool, I know he's cool.
IQ test. No problem. I can do that easy. The question is, what do y'all want to see?
You get to pick you want the IQ test there's a time for the master plan
Here's the deal
You guys are a tough crowd
Normally I double my proposal and a poll. I'm not ready yet
Normally I would double
My offer to you guys, which was if you remember 500 gifted subs, I'm not gonna double it
I'm not gonna triple it. I'm gonna quadruple it
2000 gifted each chat
If you hit the master plan right now
2000 gifted each
chat
pulls open
hmm looks like you guys are all voting prayer like I gave a shit
Okay, three so going that's sick dude. Let's keep it rolling, bro
let's keep the train rolling when you got all the steam why would you ditch the
engine
A lot of people are asking for a 24 hour stream.
How many times have we seen that?
I'm thinking is 13 hour stream could be kind of interesting that's an interesting number
I don't know how many times I've seen that one
Can y'all hear me hello hello can y'all hear me hello hello
Double audio what
Is there actually double audio? No, there's not.
No, there's not. Wrong.
All right, y'all. We're going to run an IQ test.
We're going to run an IQ test.
Okay, here it is.
Boom!
Boom!
Okay.
IQ tests.
Which expresses the meaning of the specified word best.
IQ tests, which expresses the meaning of the specified word best reassuring would be a, compassionate, be comforting, see explanatory or see metalsome.
I'm going to go with comforting reassuring comforting.
Oh
Timers started timer started. Okay, which number logically follows this series for six nine
six
fourteen six
What?
Nineteen bro
Nineteen hundred percent hundred percent and by the way chest close up
What are the figures in the bottom row should be logically be in the spot of the question mark in the top row?
Star star star star star star star star star star star star so stars are star star star star star star. What?
There's not five stars
What one heart two plus one heart two plus is three stars is what I would guess.
Why?
Maybe maybe maybe no plus is one heart three stars.
What conclusion follows from the statement with absolute certainty?
None of the stamp collectors is an architect.
All of the drones are stamp collectors.
What does it mean to be a drone?
Like the robot.
None of the stamp collectors is an architect.
All the drones are stamp collectors.
So, none of the drones can be an architect because zero equals sum.
and sum equals all. No stamp collectors or drones. No, no architects or drones. What would
the result in cube look like if you folded this paper together? Oh, this is easy. It
be seven on the top, four would be right, and then one would be upside down.
Tom is a new set of golf clubs.
Congrats, Tom.
Using a club eight, the ball travels an average distance of 100 meters.
Using the club seven, it travels an average distance of 108.
Using the club six, it travels 114.
If you had a club five, how long would it travel 120 tough?
What is the opposite of the word tough?
Tender.
Well, actually, maybe.
Yeah, tender, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Water is to pipe as is wire to a water is to pipe as a.
is to wire electricity I said electricity what's the best fitting word for the
specified word what oh which of the meanings is the best fitting for the
specified word displeasure complaint
Which of the following below figures can be composed of from the loose parts?
So, it can't be three, it can't be one, it can't be two, it's four.
I am a male third.
University. Two degrees, by the way.
Wait, I got one wrong?
How did I get one wrong?
That indicates an iSql score of 125.
What did I get wrong?
It was 118.
It was 118, bro.
Oh, dang, it was 118, bro.
That's actually embarrassing to get wrong.
is actually embarrassing to get wrong. Alright, chat. Uh-oh. 125 IQ and I can handle a two
minute ice bath at 10pm and I can win the biggest prize at the arcade and I can run
a freaking milk mile. The actual Mensa test. You need a proctor. Guys, you, like, I'm
Like, I'm sorry, maybe there should be an IQ test in the chat.
Um, your online IQ test wasn't actually indicative of your IQ.
Um, you believe that an online IQ could indicate actual IQ score.
You find that there's validity in tests that are longer.
That's embarrassing.
I would, I would hate to be you right now.
Oops.
I actually find validity in tests because of their length and that
proves their value.
Hmm. It sounds like somebody took it and they got a high score
and they're in there a little too happy about it.
But we're a little too happy about that.
We're a little too happy about that.
I'd be I'd be a little quieter about that fact, folks.
All right, boys.
And we're spinning the wheel.
I
my apologies I forgot I saw to saw mics uh you guys remember
I said earlier there's no repeats. Why is he rigging the wheel? Slow yourself down. Remember,
let us not speak out of turn when all we offer is ignorance. We had already agreed,
we would not do repeats, and because there are many more items that we have done than haven't,
we're just gonna spin until we hit the next one we haven't done which in this
case happened to be a little repeat basketball 1v1. Now just because I hit
the wheel, but I mean we got to do it. Guys it's been a good stream. I have fun
you had fun and I can tell you guys actually had a lot of fun and you didn't
think you would all right you thought swanster stream maybe this won't be fun
you forgot that State Farm don't mess around. We have good times when we do
stuff with State Farm. And I know you guys want it to last longer. Here's the
awesome thing about a sweet treat. Have enough so that it hits right, but it
leaves you wanting more. Don't eat so much or you get sick after. So I know what
you're thinking. We should do prayer again. We should do prayer again. And I'm
saying oh I can't hit my sub goal three thousand gifted subs
each chat
what y'all think about that run the poll
I'm telling you boys it is a 20 minute per hour ad stream for the next month I
want you to pay for not being subbed I want you to pay because you could have
been subbed there are enough we get it on the line that everyone who is not sub
could get a gift guys it's gonna look like I joined okay a now defunct group
it's 20 minutes in our war okay maybe 30 I'm gonna be more ad than man
Is Aiden here?
We get the prayer y'all you voted for it we're doing a basketball only one here's the deal
Unfortunately, we can't go to the park to play ball.
Parks generally close at sunset.
Even indoor parks or indoor courts close.
They're off-road.
It's 11 p.m.
So what we're going to have to do is run mini-hoop and we're going to run mini-hoop.
We're going to 1v1, we got a mini hoop in the office with a mini ball and we're just
going to run like a first to five.
24 hour gyms.
Some, some actually do have courts that stay open.
24 hour fitness used to close their basketball court.
least the one I went to. Usually they needed a staff member to have the
cord open. We playing here? Are we hooping in here? Are we hooping in here?
Oh
I'll kill you bro. Oh, genuinely kill you in this court
Oh genuinely kill you bro, you're not listening there has to be a better way
Huh? What do you mean? What's wrong with this? What's wrong with it? I'll kill you, bro
You know, let's run mini who pores
Yeah, I think it's a bet because there's no way we can like run like
There's too much stuff around to run like an actual competitive game
That's funny yo, can't be got a spot to cam bro. That's actually funny, bro
That actually made me chuckle bro
We're gonna skip this one. No, we can't
You know, the way we skip, you know, the way we get out of here, is when we move to the
plan.
You know, people like Rob, my back is safe arm, bro.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Yeah, I'm swapping.
Oh yeah, there's luck.
What are you doing up there?
What up, y'all?
What up, y'all?
All right, ready?
We running it down here?
Oh, you think you're all tough.
You think you're all tough,
because I got, here's the thing about me, bro.
I bring a gun to a sword fight.
Put the sword down, man.
What are you?
Grandma's watching?
Why can't I watch?
Alright, RPS for first shot.
Jesus Christ.
Be careful with it.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Alright, you win.
I won, then.
I won, then.
Alright, we're playing farm, bro.
Farm.
Farm.
It's first. Oh, I see like literally farm
First shot back there keep it easy first shot back keep it easy easy
Dude because like everybody saw that happen
My we're gonna go off you go ahead and then you're gonna have to check this out
It's gonna go off you go ahead. Okay, and then it's gonna bounce here
Yeah, yeah, and then you need to and then you need to don't grab and don't get next
Joe's gonna be sawed he's up
Yeah, I'm not you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
maybe play SF bro it's been one shot each chill
simple okay simple from the corner interference dude no call interference
Okay, mine's gonna be right here has to be off the backboard
You're not rolling are you? No, this is all I wanted. Yeah, switch it Nico. So we started now. All right, put it up
Okay
I think I want to swap ball
You should have seen me at the court today.
I was at the court today.
I was at the court today.
I was at the court today.
Now we just play one letter.
Let me teach you how to stand, kiddo.
You want to hold onto the court today?
What do you do there?
I'm so tired.
My hands are cold.
me too I won't take this from the guy who hasn't been to the court in months
I'm gonna take it from you
No!
Check it out, check it out, check it out
Off the vintage?
Just in the net
Off the vintage, yeah
You gotta start rolling the ball
Okay, alright you got that
He did hit his head
He did hit his head
Okay, it's gonna be a bounce between the leg
So you're gonna go boom
And then you're gonna grab it and then score it
Okay
So you're going to go, you're going to go, and then you grab it, and then score it.
Now do it for real, you're just showing him.
So you get the idea now?
Alright, got this?
Wait, that was your shot.
Oh, that was your shot.
Oh, okay.
That was your shot we get two today.
I love it, I love it.
Are you crazy?
You guys better make an easy shot.
Fur foot.
You got to use the fur foot paddle.
Okay, awesome.
Okay, just an easy one.
Oh my.
Oh my, maybe that's a little hard for you.
Maybe that's a little tough for you.
This is for F?
This is for F.
Welcome to the letter game.
Welcome to the letter game.
Ball me to you.
Hey, ball me.
Now this is called going deep.
It's in the box?
It's called going deep.
It's in the box, then.
No, no, no, that's wait.
That was my shot.
That was your shot?
That was not my shot.
Was that a shot?
Was he the one?
He didn't shoot at all.
He just threw the ball at you.
It is a little crooked.
I'll give you that.
It's a little crooked, bro.
On the knees?
On the knees.
Dude, stick to layups.
You can't sell out.
Yeah, okay, right here.
He's selected.
Granny shot.
He goes my sellout shot.
He goes my sellout shot.
Oh my god.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dude, I love, wait, wait, wait, backing up.
That's what we have in trade.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, okay.
You make it from there, that's probably a guaranteed letter.
Have you made one?
I haven't made one yet.
Sitting down in here, chill, chill, chill, big chill talk.
Big chillin'?
Big chillin'?
He goes again.
That's crazy.
You're not, you don't have a letter by the way, you haven't made one yet.
This is sad.
This is really sad.
Backboard!
Backboard!
And you have to say it like this, and you have to call Backboard!
Alright, alright, alright, I get you.
Backboard!
Get to say it like this, Backboard!
Alright.
Alright boys and girls, it's a free throw now!
You can't do the boys twice.
No!
Free throw, but standing up.
And you talk normally.
Actually, on your hand.
Dude.
Dude.
We're gonna be here forever, Ludwig!
You're the one who wasn't in a shot yet.
And you call yourself a basketball guy.
Aiden's surprisingly bad at basketball.
basketball shut up or how much he talks about it on the yard chair yeah free
throw on her head underhand finger roll okay not bad a little deeper now keep
Keep up.
Freak!
Underhand.
This is a criminal boot.
Criminal bouncing.
How do you think you got it like that?
Yeah.
Bouncing.
Bouncing.
Bouncing.
Why did you guys do this?
Is this what you wanted?
What do you mean you got it?
They voted for it.
Is this what you wanted?
This is what they wanted, bro.
Okay.
It's a 360 dog.
Oh, fuck.
We have to jump max height though.
That's the rule.
Oh no.
You might miss a 360. He's nervous about missing it.
He's missin' it. It's kinda hard.
I'm kinda nervous.
I landed. You landed.
That's a A.
Travel. A my turn.
A-D?
Luca.
Ooh!
I needed one actual shot.
Why do you keep getting on your knees then?
No!
Luca!
Way too much.
Way too much.
Nothing we shot bro.
This is for a thousand dollars brother.
You're gonna fuck me low cow!
You're gonna fuck me low cow!
Why?
Is this what it's like?
You're not smoking my low cow.
No, no, no.
I'm playing anyway, Luca
Cutie set, okay, okay
For women
Easy shot oh
Oh, no, money that was money money, and we're looking at F.A.R.
Unless unless he hits from here. What you made it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a clip you lie
Pull the line you make the one I walk out. Do you want to watch I'll pull the bottom right now, bro
Just hit it then you don't worry about it
F.A.R. Let's close this out, bro
behind the back
we're sitting now what
sit legs crossed
probably because they're saying so many obscenities and you have so many
So many mean things to me.
No, no, no!
Mean things to me?
No!
Why would they say that?
Anyway, from the chair, sitting down one hand.
Oh.
It's you that ball.
It's you that ball.
Same deal.
It's a matter of time.
I just think I need this normal ass shot.
Oh.
I'm hitting it.
I want to make the normal...
It's actually my time.
GG.
Ugh, too much.
It's actually my time.
Okay.
Ow!
I think you need to do this.
You just need to be here.
And you just want to...
You can even lay forward a bit.
Simply drop.
I got baited. I got baited.
I don't need the backboard.
I don't need the backboard.
I just need him to stop feeling like this.
This is the greatest comeback of all time.
This is the greatest comeback of all time right now.
Right here, right now.
Right here, right now.
I can't, I can't.
You're on shot.
You're on shot.
This is really crazy, cause this is right there.
Right here, right now.
Dude, you gotta see it's the top one.
It's harder than you think.
It's suspiciously, it's suspiciously, uh.
There we go.
Yes!
This is the tough one. It's difficult. It's challenging.
Dude, it's so close. I don't know how he missed this. I don't know how he missed this.
I just don't know what to do with Mark. Your ass is leaning. What is this? What is that?
That's what you're doing.
Yeah.
All you have to do is have the feet positioned.
It's hard to look, so.
My arm's longer than it is.
His arm length is so longer.
Oh, yeah, right foot, put there, put there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No, the comeback, no, the comeback trail.
I hit the ball.
Lovely.
Don't say, don't say we're sponsored.
Don't say the line. Don't say the line. Get the camera off it.
Don't say... Oh my God, don't know how to say this.
Oh my... What?
I'm unable to move.
This is a problem, bro.
There's so many big TVs.
There are a lot of big TVs.
I'll give you that. There are a lot of big TVs.
All right, what you doing? You gotta do a new shot.
New shot? Yeah.
New shot. Yeah, you can't do the same shot from that same spot you did it a hundred times.
Sit down. What up?
Want some chill?
All right, Aiden. This is jiggly.
The jiggle?
Scary.
It's like if I make it, there's no shot you make.
That's true.
You should just do the shot you make it.
Whoa.
Let's take a little jiggle peek.
Just a little less.
Backward.
Oh.
Okay.
I got you.
He's so funny.
Backward.
Okay, I got you.
He's so fucked.
Backward.
Okay, it's okay.
Castle. Castle. New shot.
Backwards.
Uh oh.
Interesting. Interesting.
Backward.
He's so much to say!
Woo!
So much to say, Ludwig.
New shot.
A thousand dollars, quarter three.
All right, we're gonna go lefty, yeah, lefty.
Interference.
We're gonna go righty, off you go.
I got my I got my rebuttal what's your rebuttal my rebuttal right what's that I get another
shot why why because it can't be over hey if you make it from the duck machine I let
you back in. No letter. So just F-A-R to make this. Back to the wheel. Amen. I take
I take Zell, bro.
I take Zell, bro.
What do you mean you take Zell?
I'm putting up a thousand?
I take Zell, bro.
Luca.
Oh.
Easy, bro.
That was only six or seven hours.
All right, check.
And we're spinning the wheel
Dude he was so bad at that I
Was bad at that, but he was so bad at that
All right, you guys know the rule yes
We're spinning the wheel
All right, it is 1v1 a chatter, okay, here's the deal, oh, or is it be, wait, hold up.
Oh, it actually might be BPR in game.
Yeah, it's BPR in game.
That means I have to do an RSG run in 39 minutes in an RSG run.
I assumed Aiden was good at basketball.
Alright, let's run it.
Let's run it, y'all.
Boom chat. You hear me?
Chet, you hear me?
Triple audio? No, it's not. It's single audio, bro.
You sound crazy, bro. You sound crazy, man.
Um, alright, so we have the option here.
We could watch an RSC run, or we could make things interesting.
We can make things a bit spicy, you know.
Currently, my offer, my last offer, was $3,000 gifted.
We're going to increase that offer.
Right now, hold on.
Getting a call from the banker.
8,000 subs split for YouTube and Twitch
plus the second ever ass offs gold edition this week
with the nether, 2,500 on the line.
Start the voting.
Who's going to anyway?
To be clear, if you guys vote no right here,
I will do the ass offs, it will be for zero dollars.
I just want to be there when the ass offs happen
And it's for $0.
Just to be clear, that was this moment.
That was right here was your chance.
It's for $0.
at this point it's about ruining your sleep why why do you want to do that I
try so hard to please you everything I do is to try to make your day a little
better
I'm gonna sit down here.
All right.
I think it's all off.
I think it's all off.
Oh
Am I back
Sorry, Discord is- excuse me, OBS just went crazy.
Alright boys, we've got to beat my RSG time. It was a 39 minute run.
So that's what I need to achieve here.
We have a village.
Give it a shot.
of
the
What's the word I'm looking for?
Blacksmith.
I did the music turn on, I turned it off.
I mean I hope it's fixed I don't really know what's going on OBS is just
Genuinely crashing consistently
They're not floor cam it's not floor cam. I'm not switching scenes what happens is if this scene dies
The other cameras a backup scene
So all you're seeing is this scene died this seems dying
It's not available. I've closed out a reopen, but uh, but yeah, hopefully something
All right.
No tree. We have three set.
Ooh, is this enterable?
Wait, this is enterable.
I think this is enterable, yeah.
Wait, hold up!
Dude, I just...
This is a crazy seed.
It's an enterable, um...
the issue is I don't have enough iron
Okay, we need seven.
I have nuggets from the chest, but it's not enough.
I love this song.
Okay we just gotta collect a bunch of wood, ideally some food too to be honest.
Like if I enter at like minute 4 even, I'm kinda happy.
If I could find like any animals, that would also be awesome.
I can enter without food as well. It's just not like super wise
But I could just enter in like prey
Okay, there we go
Yeah, that's fine
Hey, there's some pork ouchies chicken should be good
Hey, you got some chicken
I think let me just get these last two chicken here and then let me go
Okay, we should enter.
Again, the time to be is 39 minutes, which is very doable.
Um, so I gotta do...
Woo!
Okay, four minutes and I got enough food.
Grab gold?
Uh, you can't grab gold.
Alright, is there a bastion?
No.
Is there a Bastion?
No.
Is there a Bastion?
Yes.
Probably this way.
like a much better player would reset but if the terrain is good enough I'm just gonna play.
Again 30 minutes, 39 minutes is not like a very good time.
If I see a fortress I'll do fortress first.
Just with shield. I do have enough for a shield.
the
school of
I think people are saying that because I had like a like a conceivable nether portal, which is like kind of rare
but um
But I don't know I feel like 24 chunk bastion kind of puts to rest any
cheating allegations
It's much better to cheat the
The bastion part of the run than the overall part. You know what I mean?
of
of
the issues that all the crazy about blocks
If this breaks, it'll be really sad.
Oh there it is!
Wait, that wasn't even that bad!
Wait, that genuinely wasn't even that bad.
Dude, how do you not fall off that?
It will take a while.
Okay.
Uh, it looks like stables, maybe?
Uh, it looks like... stables maybe?
Oh, housing, housing.
So nothing's guaranteed in housing.
In a sense that there's not necessarily chests with Abbey.
Oh I should get Iron Nuggets, you're right.
What am I doing?
Oh, look at that.
There's actually so much Abbey.
This is genuinely, like, a really lucky amount of Abbey.
Okay.
and
of
Traits are amazing though.
is
actually a lot that's going pretty well about this run
the worst parts of the amount of pigs in this whole section of a
that's right when we let me now
Because um
What
PG oh, I just have to reset
I just have to reset. There's no way. The closest fortress is 30 chunks away. I mean, I could do it.
I literally have 20, I have 30 minutes. I can just beat it. It's fun. Let's be slow.
I do have a lot of pearls, but I don't have enough food to use the pearls.
Okay, it is Wests.
Okay, that's an awesome amount of pearls.
Okay, we got enough obby, we got enough pearls.
We might just need to...
Here, do this.
Like, I think our wincon is probably...
Killing some hoglins.
if I can kill some hoglins the issues I need lava oh here's some
if I can kill some hoglins and get their food that'd be huge
I did 1,290 bro, I'm an idiot, I was greedy, wow, that's so crazy.
Oh, is it Ghostbucket?
That's so cringe, dog.
Huh.
Alright, well, still need to kill some.
Yeah, that's a lid.
She's the axe.
The issue with the axe is, if you are in range to hit them, they're usually in range
rain should toss you. Is there a second bastion? There is, right? Yeah, there's two bastions.
Wow, that was scary. I'm not going to un-pearl if I can help it. I don't think it's worth
to two and a half hearts for like the second to save again all I have to do is
PB my PB is 39 minutes we're already at 14 minutes
of
die. I think both die so usually. It's so hard to tell if they're going to die though.
that's awesome that is genuinely massive that is so insanely massive oh my god
they were family I know is that awesome that's so huge for me
okay I think we should pearl up
I'm just going to head straight west.
I feel pretty good about this so far to be honest.
Like, I think this actually could be a really decent run, like, maybe sub 30 if I can get
some forges quick enough?
Should I resk anything or not yet?
Those 30 chunks are way less.
low-key a reach checkpoint. That would be a bad idea, because it could be like diagonal.
Okay, good news. Wait, we're really close.
We're really close.
Hold up, we're way close. We're 13 chunks away now.
Okay, good thing we re-pied because I think now it's fully north.
If it's a treasure bastion, we're really sad by the way.
There's some yellow shit.
Wait, what?
It's within a few chunks.
It literally says like a couple of chunks away.
Oh, dude, it's actually a fortress.
Whoa, that's so sick.
I know this is like stupid to say because obviously I've been playing a lot of Minecraft,
but it's crazy.
Like it actually works.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like I can beat the game quicker.
could sub 30 but I'd need some stuff to go my way. Namely, how do I navigate this?
Two spawners you play double-spotter here
So we have enough for six beds.
I don't think I want to use it to break a spawner.
Is that stupid, you think?
I could use one, but I think I'd rather just have six beds in the end and just...
I got in a rod yet, by the way.
rates are pretty ugly. Is there a position I can stand to activate both?
So, what does it mean to play double spawners?
Is it like, okay, they spawn, now go to the other one, but that doesn't really matter,
right?
I should play these two right here.
Fuck, it's unlucky.
There's a there's another skeleton around the corner.
Freak.
Ooh, good rates though.
Okay, only one more pork left.
Oh, this is a great spawn.
We have five?
Seven and I'm pumped.
Wow.
Oh
Okay, let's just TP.
We could only need six, you're right.
It's possible one breaks though.
What the heck is this challenge?
Have I ever caught this challenge before?
What is that?
Okay.
Okay, 30 bucks right.
I'm gonna go back to the other side.
Right here should do.
Okay.
Okay, one 66 blocks in another.
in the nether. It's probably gonna be hard to sub 30 but we definitely could, we definitely
could like beat our PB which is the goal obviously. Where is my portal though? I get the feeling
was like on this mountain. There it is. Okay, so we're not going to have food. That's fine.
Let's do this, let's do this, let's do this, this, this, let's do this, yeah, okay.
Okay, negative 560, negative 800, negative 560, negative 800, oh, um, how do I get,
I need a 5, 6, and maybe a 800.
Dang.
I was hoping to have some nice terrain, but I don't have it.
Yeah, no, I don't have it all right. Let's just dig
Okay, do I have enough yeah, I have enough iron so I need to get all the way to negative 560
Dude, the salt sucks.
Do we have another fire res?
We won't need it for a while.
Okay, we have to literally do a hundred blocks.
I think it's still super easily PB-able.
I'll have to hunger reset when I get to the fortress.
That's all right.
I don't really want to risk another pearl, so let's not.
So I'm actually just be smart
I can just do this this this this this
And then I can drink this again nice
Okay, I have to go 40 30 more blocks
Does the why matter? Yeah, it depends. Yeah, it kind of matters. I got a hot tourist
No, no surprise on this. It kind of matters because if your
Y axis is too high you're gonna go on the surface and you want to go directly on the ground is your way around this
No, I have to dig through all the basalt
Okay, it's fine. Oh, I can go over actually
Because I have to go to 800
Okay, almost there guys.
I do have plenty of times just actually mostly about not choking the zero and also stronghold
that could get kind of ugly.
Okay, so right here and then and then right here and then we have to dig way
down.
First off, I'm an idiot for that.
I crafted a second axe, just a bone-headed thing, like, doesn't really hurt me that much,
just certainly doesn't help me reset low key okay one thing I actually like to do
which is this is just slow but I would like to craft my beds just to have them
in case I need a like instant hunger reset when I get in. Alright this should
be. Bang, stronghold. We're going to go there, respawn point set, and hunger reset, wow that
horrible for some reason. Okay. One, two, three. I think we're fine. Okay. Alright, this is
started right okay we got to go I don't have that much time to dilly-dally okay
it's not bought
or made I should say not bought
okay
Okay, it's on this way.
Please.
I hear lava.
I think it's just the mass amount of lava everywhere though.
I don't think it's like Portal Room lava.
I guess it is.
All right, let's go.
Why is it so weirdly bright?
Dude it's so like blown out of my screen I don't know how to describe it.
Why didn't it turn my audio is really bad?
I can't even tell if I'm getting shot at.
I'm going to go.
I can perch.
I could perch, let's perch.
Holy...
That's a crazy seed to just brush.
I think I played that super well for my skill.
Dang!
The overworld was the only good part of that scene.
The rest was pretty horrible.
Bad Bastion, Far Fortress, Horrible Mav, because it was deep in Basalt.
We just nailed it, bro.
We just nailed that, man.
Sub 35.
I think on the PC you're playing before, you could have gotten sub 30 easily.
Yeah, this is like, no, for sure.
This is for sure a way worse gaming experience, but like whatever, dude.
It's like, roll with the punches.
Still proud of myself.
That's awesome.
Batch of locale gets it done.
I can for sure sub 30 on just like, uh, on just like a normal seed, dude.
Alright y'all.
Cause that's a, there's, I don't think there's anything you can get in terms of like Bastion
being bad, but Bastion being 27 chunks away and a Fortress being 31 chunks away.
Like it's hard to get worse than that.
I guess what you, the worst case scenario is you get a Fortress trigger that's actually
just a it's actually just a treasure bastion guys can I sleep now I must
spin the wheel y'all and I'm gonna give you hopefully my best and final offer
let's spin the wheel to see what it would be let's spin the wheel
You know the rules?
If we've already done it, we go to the next one we haven't done, which I think is, I think
we did match, right?
And we did this stand.
I believe it's one we want to chatter.
All right, let me tell you my offer.
Did we not do the mash one?
I thought for the, wait, hold up.
For the mash one, did we not have that come up on the wheel but choose the, live it on
a plan?
But we ended up not doing the living on a plan because it was a hike and because State
Farm got my back, they said no hike.
That was it, right.
That was right.
So should we allow MASH to be usable?
I think that's fair.
Because technically, you never got your other end of the deal, so it should be on the wheel.
because we never did the living on a plan version. I think that's fair. Okay, y'all.
Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I'm going to give you an offer. I want you to really
consider it. I think we've had an awesome stream. I've had a good ass time. I hope you
have too, genuinely. Even though my body has gone through an experience, the likes of which
it will probably never go through again. Guys, it's probably my final offer. You can
keep me as a broken man if you'd like but I'd like for you to hear me out. Now I'm
gonna get the financial aspect out of the way early. 12,000 subs is my offer.
6,000 each. By far the most gift that I've ever given. That's just where we're
beginning. That's just, and listen, that's just where we're beginning. Second thing,
we have tattoo on that wheel. I think it'd be fun to do a tattoo marble stream,
maybe even get the tattoo on stream. Not 100% about getting it on stream, but at
least a tattoo marble stream. I owe you. I owe you. We're gonna, we're gonna keep
I want to roll that one over.
I want to roll that one over.
1v1s?
Let's roll that over too.
Shit, let's roll that over too.
Because I think it's about time that I put y'all in your place.
So I'm bringing back Ludwig 1v1s.
I'm going to give you a list of games, which will now include MCSR, private lobbies, in addition to some classics, chess, geoguess, or CS2, um, rivals of E3-2.
We'll do 1v1s. You beat me, I'll give you 500 bucks.
Okay? That's the second stream.
Uh-oh!
Third stream offer.
I have a third you thought I was done I too I have a third I
Will give you and I really wasn't gonna do this
And I really wasn't gonna do this I
Will give you
One
final MCS are ranked stream I really wasn't gonna do that you know I'm
retired but I will do it I will do it now here's the deal you may think in love
with your scammer it's true I'm willing your mail to make sure that all these
streams happen in the next 30 days.
So to package up your deal, you got three banger streams
in the next 30 days plus 12,000 gifted subs
split between a stream.
And I'm still going to New York through on that 5K.
God is my witness, it's my best deal.
It's my best and final chat, please.
I've been living on a prayer all day and I'm just about dead here.
I would love if we could plan to end this stream.
See you.
Oh
Oh man.
I was worried about how long y'all were going to keep me.
Both chats have set me free.
With the same percentage breakdown, 61.39.
Boys, there I say, bang or shriek.
Thank you very much for giving me a little break.
Let me live on a plan.
And a big thank you to State Farm for sponsoring the stream.
You guys don't know having insurance
isn't the same as having State Farm.
I'm settled for a little half way there.
Yeah, stay far.
So you can tune into the big game tomorrow
and you'll see the full spot that we created today
and a special surprise from Stay Far.
Thank you to them for sponsoring the stream.
Guys, thank you very much for tuning in.
I think we had about 20,000 people consistently for 14 hours.
And now!
The GIFTEDS ARE RAINING IN, BOYS!
Thank you, State Farm, for the one thousand gifted.
Sorry, it's the wrong.
TWO THOUSAND GIFTED!
YouTube files, you're getting it. You're getting it.
chat I will lie to you unfortunately YouTube frogs you are gonna get paid a
lot slower than twitch chat twitches big advancements of the last two years
shout out to twitch by the way they came up with something very innovative if you
go on YouTube live streaming and you want to give somebody a lot of members you
can give them 50 members at a time twitch saw that they said we can go
bigger we can go better they 20 x fit with a single click of a button you can
give somebody $5,000. Shout out to Twitch, what a genius! Level of technology they've added on
their website. And this is actually, I think, the first time in my life I've ever seen a release.
If I'm being candid, I also hope it's the last. I also hope it's the last.
boys don't you stream yes or no good stream yes or no
it's so many subs dude it is more subs than there are unsubs people
Don't know a universe where you're none of y'all can put complain about ads
All of you are some
This is what it's like being kai sanat
Did I think this is genuinely how many subs kai sanat would get in 10 minutes
I don't know the math breakdown, but I think that's right
watch me dodge dude if you dodge maybe consider yourself blessed in a way guys no
stream tomorrow for me I will be at the Super Bowl I'll be posting a lot from the
Super Bowl. I hope Drake May and the New England Patriots beat the odds. My next
stream will be Monday. Monday, I believe. I've got to check, but I think you might
see the return of Evbo, Grox, and Seawatt. Because I believe we need to do a little 3v3 against them.
And from enemies to lovers, my team will be myself, Stanz, and Fineberg.
So it should be a banger stream, but that'll be Monday.
I have a big event next Friday as well, which I have to drop the announcer for more, but
that's it, y'all.
That's it, boys.
We hit our peak record on a hype train, and literally it's all from just State Farm Gifting
5000 bucks.
We have snatched the record, y'all.
It is not too close!
I feel like Keith Pirasoffo right now.
I'm on that level 33 high train.
You're telling me he got to level up?
Alright Twitch, that is six thousand gifted
From State Farm
Let me swap here.
YouTube chat, they're still working on it.
In their defense, for Twitch chat you have to click six buttons.
For YouTube chat you have to click a hundred and twenty.
That is actually crazy to think about.
That is actually crazy to think about.
And it's Jake doing all the clicking, by the way, poor guy.
Staying up till damn 1am doing this.
Should we ring the bell?
That'll be the last thing we do.
will end with a bell toll. Thank you very much for the 1000 gifted Max. Thank you for
the gift. Summon Ari. I dodged. Foxy locks out gift. I got you.
all bodged. Who the hell got a damn sub?
FoxyLoxyMoxy, congrats, it's your one of them.
A thousand gifted, thanks for the gifted woke up, I guess I'm here for the stream now.
I'm... probably no.
I'm gonna get 6000 gifted on YouTube.
All of the YouTube viewers are gonna get a notification about getting a gifted sub.
They're all gonna come into the stream at the very end, you comment.
Already over? I just got here.
Should I still upload a YouTube video tonight or do you think it's too late?
A little one-handed upload.
Maybe I'll run it.
you
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OK, the worst segment was the MCSR ranked game.
Because it wasn't close. Because my setup was just so bad and I was just so rust.
And I think the best segment was probably, I mean there was some good segments.
The three-quarter skim milk mile was a bit of a journey.
Dumb Dug can't be the best. It was just like a trip. It was not.
It was an experience nobody should live again, and hopefully nobody re-watches, but if you
were here for it probably made you a different person.
The ice bath might have been my favorite segment.
actually no dude winning that chopper was great where the damn chopper at
that's how we got it in the stream those those kids at the arcade they are
whoever their teachers bro we got a we got a we got a chat we got a we got to
have a sit down bro. Let me teach for a month. I think I'll up their grades from an F to
a D. I think I'd be a great teacher for one year. Then I would lose all passion and I
think that's what really being a teacher is, is being able to be a good teacher after
20 years, not one year. But boy, when I crush one year. Are you tired? I'm kind of wired
to be honest. But like I'm physically exhausted, like I feel my voice is gone. But I think
I think I have a flight in less than,
I might have a flight in like eight hours.
I think I do.
I think I have a flight in straight up eight hours.
So that's fun.
We're going Superbowl.
Gonna watch the Patriots tackle the Seahawks
in their rematch, would you have been able to do 200 CPM?
I would have been able to do 200 CPM pretty easy.
Yeah, but not on, not on domination.
I would have done it on the computer,
which people would have said scam,
but it never said do it on domination.
Because the computer doesn't have the same polling issues
that the, the game has.
The game pulls you, so sometimes you'll double click in the same polling instance, and it'll
give you one click in the computer.
Goes crazy.
Like I think my peak CPM on a computer is like two, and like a few seconds spurred, it's
like 28 maybe 27 and then over 10 seconds I think it's like 230 or 40
I'm Australian we don't do Super Bowl. You can do Super Bowl. What do you mean? I didn't even do Super Bowl.
I called you an athlete earlier and don't believe you do a real champ. I know. I did ask for it. I remember that.
And everyone laughed and said, thank you.
Again, a new level of respect after seeing his torch tolerance.
Okay, if I'm being so genuine, this is going to sound crazy.
Doing a Doug-Doug challenge eating 4,000 calories directly into a milk mile.
even those three corners of mephmah into an ice bath and with a ginger shot in
between, all while looking like the craziest human ever, all of that is easier
to stomach than 10 ranked games on stream of MCSR.
That's how brutal MCSR is.
I'll sleep in a bit.
I just want to make sure we get through the gifted.
How many gifted are we at on YouTube?
Chad, have you kept track?
There's no way it's only 800, bro.
It's at least like 15, no?
Oh my god, we are at...
Wow.
We're at 1,750.
They've clicked the button 35 times and they have to click it another...
85. That low key might take 30 minutes.
Okay, Yuta-chan, I'm going to give you a few options.
do you want them to power through and I throw up a chopper screen and we get it
all done tonight or would you rather we do two thousand this stream two thousand
in the next stream you know what I mean like break it up in the two thousand
you're not there like we can just run
everyone just said chopper do an MC run fam dude I gotta go to bed I have to
flight on an airplane. So soon. It's shockingly soon. Sleep on the plane. It is a 50 minute
flight. I don't think it's like that covers my zee's angle.
Tomorrow's gonna be crazy. Tomorrow's gonna be crazy bro.
Alright Chad, how about we do 3,000 gifted on YouTube today and then 3,000 next stream?
So still double the amount of subs that you've seen so far basically.
I just don't think you're all going to stay here.
I figure you're just gonna want to close out of the stream if I did.
Give us all our subs.
Alright, we'll give it...
Hey!
I'll run a poll, I'll let you guys pick.
I'm indifferent.
What do you want?
Six thousand now.
Three thousand now.
Three thousand next stream.
What's up, Carl?
They really want 6000 subs now.
Okay, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
Well, good news.
We are almost halfway.
Alright!
I'm going to be ending the Twitch stream, the YouTube stream will continue.
Thank you all very much for watching.
I appreciate it.
I will see you guys back here Monday. No stream tomorrow
And that's it
Thank you all for watching.