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Cause like, that's like a lot of people that perceive you, you know?
It is a lot of people from everywhere, and it's like people that don't wanna see you, but there's no-
Wait, now I'm scared.
Oh my god, and even the people that see you, like, you don't even know how many people, like, later it'll get clipped and just seem to see about more people.
So it's actually scary for you.
But now I'm actually fucking scared.
Yeah, I know. I'm just- it's a real thing.
I'm going non-verbal.
No!
You're a streamer, you can non-verbal.
I'm not!
You can't!
You really can't.
I'm going non-verbal.
Can you guys just do the-
It's so sweet.
Wait, you had to come on all our chats.
I did it.
Oh, no you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, he's doing nothing.
Sharing chats enabled.
He doesn't let us go live, so that everyone's like, oh, did you not enable our streams
yet?
What do you mean, I'm not doing it, Niko's doing it.
Sorry, Niko.
Okay, that's it.
A lot of this.
That's what I'm getting, a lot of this.
So what do you want?
I'm nervous.
Why are you nervous?
Because I'm being perceived.
He's not nervous.
He's nervous.
I'm scared.
Squeeze literally gets nervous at nothing. Can you guys like me? All right, it's a share chat
We're genuinely in okay, are we in our right positions?
Yeah, oh
That's a good idea.
No, wait.
Who's F?
Uh, who's Lee?
You need to go to the F.
It should be F.
F?
Wait.
That's a right?
We wanted to sit F.
No, we wanted to sit F.
We have to.
We have to do it.
It's F though.
I'm not part of the group anyway.
Okay.
Hello.
He has been talking like he's too good for the group.
All right, look.
It's all there.
Yeah.
But we're going to chat.
Chat show.
Hi, everyone.
Oh, we're going to YouTube chat today.
Oh, sorry.
YouTube.
Oh my God.
Okay, I guess we don't want anyone to go in here.
I'm not even live on YouTube yet.
Oops.
Oh, you're live now, you're live now.
Oops.
Excellent.
He really does hate us.
No, we have your YouTube channel to save his mom.
Yeah, you know, they all.
They're so needy, bro.
They get really sad.
But the funny thing is, you know how my people on YouTube
watch on YouTube and chat in the chat arena?
Yes.
So they're like trying to role play being sad,
but they literally are chatting in.
Wait, but on YouTube, don't you have people whose name
is like John Park 1991 telling everyone about himself?
We're tossing him.
That's a true. You have Luke Jaden Russell. Yeah, like I'm sure he was probably that's probably a street number
I rather be told to kill myself by Zara goal
I'm not reading that
Squeaks viewers who are not live on Squeaks channel here's person not to be live
Squeaks daily if you upload any of this footage you are dead. No, you're free to upload it squeaks daily
I think if you're actually
Ironically, please upload if I see a single second of it, you know
I'm not this calculating guy. I just thought you know
Why aren't they in excellent order
I have to take this coffee bar.
I can't.
Do you understand what this is?
Look, I zoomed in so your cocks cut out.
It's like a cock shot.
It's a cock shot. I don't want the cock shot out.
No, that in S.
You're L.
You are an L.
Why are you sad about that?
Wait, listen, cut it off. Fix it.
Why did you cut me off?
Because if I zoom out, his cocks in it.
Yeah, but like, you want this?
I can do this.
I can do that and then and then Ray has to just lean in a bit no no no I think I
hold the coat catch this way no it doesn't result what do you think you're
about you're gonna let all of us I thought I had it wait we're in it we're
in it okay I'm gonna zoom out a little bit I'm just gonna try to make sure
his peanuts isn't it don't don't get my peanuts in there tell me stop right
That's good. That's good. I just can't I won't go for the rest of this. Okay. You just have to lean in a bit
Is that all right? Is it too much? Oh
Secure that's gonna be like it's gonna go in like a
Makes his penis of crazy crazy
It's the pants. What are you?
This is such a crazy
I lost it to Leslie.
Leslie, your YouTube isn't live yet.
What do you know what I mean for? That's on her. She's a bad YouTube streamer.
How can he do it?
He literally is doing exactly what I said.
Guys, my God, I have a heartache.
Just stop streaming on YouTube.
No!
I don't want to do it on my phone.
I have to watch it on my YouTube.
It's like, I feel like the fawns.
I have one hair.
This is like, what do you mean, there's like a bushel, there's like some, there's like a wine.
Oh, are you alive?
Oh!
What?
Wait, that's so cool, Nico.
Thank you, Nico.
He's like, okay, but uh, wait, oh.
Uh, but I need to add it to something.
Wait, I sent you my thing.
No, he sent it to me.
Oh my God, is it menu Mondays?
Wait, we should do menu Mondays.
What does that mean?
We have to only be in menus for the entire screen.
Oh my God, menu Mondays such a throwback.
I used to do menu Mondays.
Mondays I do the most requested game on my channel and only be in the menu just
the baby just piss people off just settings and just everything and never
play the game here bro what do you think's going on here I'm going to add
all he said I wasn't supposed to really yes go to the discord go to discord right
now. I want to tell you guys how gay Ludwig and Squeaks were earlier. What? Oh, with the
ring pop. I have to tell you about that. Expose them. Oh my gosh. What happens off stream?
No, no, no. I'm telling them. Do I need to do anything on my ingest or do you got it?
He said you got it. Sure. But it's not live. The issue isn't that it's not pushing
to YouTube is that you didn't hit go live on YouTube. What are you talking about?
you push live YouTube yet to go live no no I have auto start oh she got you
gagged literally gagged literally just don't worry I can figure it out
yes I couldn't do it why yes raise insecure how badly she performed no no
not that today today maybe realize how slow my reflexes are I don't think it's
your reflexes. I think it's your aim. I get genuinely stressed out. I do think you're not
good under high stress environment, high pressure scenarios. I'm really bad at functioning. Yeah,
I think that's real. Okay, hold up. Are you live? We're all live, but there's a shared
hype train and somehow Leslie's, like she's got the most subs so far. Wait, I just
How do you know who has the most size?
Cause it said hype train 41% Leslie.
Wait, is that bad?
I got something out.
I'll have this right now guys.
Wait, I need to go live on my channel, huh?
He's lying.
My hype train.
He's not lying.
Will you guys give me a cut?
Can we get a Tuzer twig?
Why don't we just go live on your channel, why don't we just click a button?
No.
You guys don't know how Squeaks works.
Yes.
Only I get him really inside and out.
Yeah, because you guys are actually sexual together.
Okay, let me tell you about what happened here.
Explain the ring pop.
Imagine this.
We're filming a YouTube video, right?
And it's like a candy jar,
and Squeaks pulls out this ring pop,
and it's green.
Two podcast breakups in one week.
First not a podcast.
This isn't a podcast.
This isn't a podcast.
First of all, this is episode two of not a podcast.
No, it's not a podcast.
Episode two.
Yes, episode two.
No, no, it's not.
It's not a featuring.
A podcast.
I don't know why we're doing an intro.
It's not even a podcast.
It's no need.
Episode two.
Episode two.
I won't be able to finish this story.
What's your story? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, I feel like we should hold the Patreon.
We should hold the story.
Oh yeah, we're launching a Patreon, Leslie and I.
We just wanted to do a quick little podcast.
Not a Patreon. Not a Patreon.
Yeah, not a Patreon. That's going to be the name.
Not a Patreon. Not a podcast.
We're going to use your money to elevate the content.
Okay, I went lower down on the hype train, by the way.
I'm about 26 raised.
Oh my god! 3% Hydra! Thank you so much!
I got to the X-Most and you really treated me well.
We'll take number one!
Is that racist because I'm Japanese?
I thought you were Chinese.
Both.
What do you mean?
Oh my god.
OK.
I actually have to play you guys something after Ray talks about.
Something about a gay story?
Oh, yes.
OK.
OK.
OK.
But where is the Texas speech coming from?
Is it your chance?
Can we turn off TTS?
Tim, no more TTS.
I'm telling you, I will instantly forget about what I'm thinking about.
OK.
The ring pop sucking incident.
Call Nick?
Oh my god.
Call Nick England below key.
I don't have my phone, Dan.
I have my phone.
Which has happened?
Why?
Is it serious?
He's probably at the stadium.
I deadass don't have my phone.
Oh, he did, I can vouch you gave it.
What happened?
Yeah, he did throw his phone and I was thinking,
why would you throw your phone at your employee?
Because like, what if he dropped it?
That's pressure for the employee
and also you threw it at him.
Drawing, I guess.
I'm a really tough boss.
Like I'll throw shit at my employees.
I was thinking like, man,
that would suck if he dropped your phone.
I'll deadass shoot my employees with a paintball gun.
You don't get a jersey.
Why?
Oh!
Use one of the other,
use one of the other uh use one of the other tickets why what do you mean i don't get one
they told me the ticket isn't good enough fuck you mean it's not good enough
can you use one of the other tickets tell them to blow it off smooth what do you mean
they said you didn't sign up early what are you fucking talking about i didn't sign up early
sign up early for what do you want a t-shirt or something like a uh uh dodger what do you
What do you mean I didn't sign up early?
You're so mad.
You were supposed to check out through a specific link?
I'm a season ticket holder!
Wait, what do you mean a different link?
What?
What does that even mean anymore?
Literally a millionaire by the way.
Dude, get passionate!
Dude, do you need a jersey?
Can you use one of the other tickets, Ingo?
What if you use one of the other tickets?
Go to Nethergate, use one of the other tickets.
It opens at 510.
It should be open right now, you can be first in with one of your tickets.
You're mad over a t-shirt.
So you really want, you want a jersey?
No.
Don't you already have jerseys?
Yes, but my jersey smells like sweat and butt and I wanted the Japanese heritage night
jersey to celebrate my heritage.
No, I don't.
None of the tickets work!
Oh, is this like really bad?
Is this all bad for all of us?
You can go, go pick up Cam.
Go pick up Cam.
I a new ticket on my phone.
That works.
Get me that jersey.
Damn!
There's no way it's gonna build it.
How about a please?
Jesus.
Please.
Yeah, say please.
Guys, I'm a tough boss.
Like it is what it is.
Like I'm a really fucking tough guy.
I'm not a soft guy.
I'm a tough guy.
You're not soft?
No.
I'm always hard with my employees.
No!
Oh!
Dude, I noticed.
Wait, what's the gay story?
Oh my God!
Let me tell you about the story for real.
Okay, imagine this we're recording a YouTube video and there's like this candy jar and squeaks is get it
We're getting it like we got like goldfish and squeaks pulled out this ring pop mystery flavor mystery flavor
But it was green and I look at him and I was like, oh
What is that? It's good and he's like no it's ass
It's terrible and he made it very clear if you didn't like it and he's still eating it and he like bit it in half
I was like, you know, you don't have to eat it you can throw it away
And then we're filming this video and then all of a sudden Ludwig is like oh can I can I try it and he's like
it's ass and then Ludwig starts deep-throating the ring pop like repeated very fast like very fast
emotions it was awesome it was crazy and then something changed in squeaks he took the ring
pop back and then he started eating it again I was like wait you don't have to eat that and he was
like I like it I guess the mystery flavor was love and also like the way Ludwig gave squeaks the
ring pop from his fingers squeaks grabbed it with his mouth yeah that was really I don't know
with that piss you guys off
It was so romantic. I was like wow like there's no way you guys haven't hooked up and then you
Close coming up
Like this the one where this fix was like I think we're just going to bed like I like it
I think we're just going to bed that we took our clothes off because it's hot. Yeah, this was all off camera
So it was like dude. This is it really to me here. This is really not how they truly act that piss you guys off
No, it's really cute. It was just like I guess we're just confident
in ourselves and our love and our lives.
What are you talking about?
He's married to kids.
I'm married to kids.
He's married to kids.
He can't be gay.
He's a really, really good friend.
I just look possibly gay.
You, what?
I look like I could be gay.
What does that mean?
Yeah, what does that mean?
Kind of self-described.
I look like a guy who could be gay.
What does that mean?
Like, like, like, I think generally gay people
are more handsome than straight people.
That piss you guys off?
You know what?
Can I say something?
true I don't know I know a lot of good-looking there are a lot of really
I think on average gay people are more attractive because the gay market is
more competitive than the straight market you know some bad what okay hold on
stop stop right there if I'm a Republican senator going through O'Hare
Airport I could just sign up to Grindr and hook up in the fucking bathroom and
you're talking these Republican senators are on average better looking than
Democratic senators I think oh you are so off base right now am I you are
You're so all-you're-a John Federmann guy?
He gave you some dry shit.
I'm just saying. That is crazy.
I think everything that comes out of Pete Hegset's mouth is atrocious.
He looks good to say it. I can say that.
Oh, please.
Hey, you could probably bench 315. That guy's pretty built.
That's like, he is good looking to a guy like you.
Wait, so what's good looking to you guys for men?
I think the most attractive man on earth is Pete Hegset.
Boo!
Ella!
I got some nice attractive guy from Ezoran Mondami.
He is good looking.
He's very handsome.
Are you doing his face?
No, I'm just just what I look like.
Wait, what?
No, you're trying to look like Ezoran.
He does this to me.
Wait.
What are you talking about?
I'm just smiling.
Today?
I'm just enjoying it.
I'm happy to announce, in a hundred days, have you worked on it?
What?
Ezoran?
Oh, like an impression?
Yeah.
No, I haven't.
What do you mean?
about eyebrows. That's just my eyebrows. Can I see them in real life?
Get the jersey, any means necessary. Just get the jersey. What are you going to do with the jersey?
My shirts are hot topic. I see people asking about it. I got it when Ray did buy your...
I grabbed it. I got so many things. Every t-shirt I own.
I love that.
See, it doesn't change.
Wait, what about me?
You weren't here.
Oh, you look good.
Yeah.
And you don't even...
I got this from Amazon.
It doesn't even look like that.
It genuinely looks like good quality.
Can I touch it?
Yeah.
It's like, it's Amazon.
Less soft than I thought it would be.
Yeah, no, it's not like good quality.
It's pants or socks.
It's actually kind of like...
It's actually kind of like...
I agree just now it's fine though.
Yeah, it's really bad.
It's like a real Amazon shirt.
It's terrible.
I like it.
Okay.
I look like geek squad.
Can I come up with a convention?
mom so I went home right and I've been thinking about being Chinese lately
because you are Chinese I know I went home and I saw my mom this week
in the wedding and I was like hi mom and she's like hi you know and then I went
like you know my name is Leslie she's like that's all you got and I was like
you can do better I was like I want to drink this thing she's like and she answers you
and stuff and then I showed I showed her like your tip-to-tip stuff and she was
like smiling okay and she's like oh at first she's just like well she's aren't
going on a rant because she's like that's how we used to be we used to take
bikes we would run around like those kids that's rural China that's what
that's how you grow up kids these days she went on a rant about how she hates
like how we didn't get to have a childhood like those kids and it was
like the wedding like a day later um she just starts speaking Chinese to me
And she's saying it like a negative tone and I was like, what does that mean?
And she's like and she said Ludwig in it and I said what and then she said she she clarified and she means like
Your Chinese is worse than Ludwig like she said that to me
Dude what the fuck my mom and then I said you don't mean that she said at least he tries
What the hell?
My mom said that.
Good lord.
I know.
Let's see, do you have the Chinese app on your phone?
Did she not try to teach you Chinese growing up?
She did.
I said no.
I'm from Spanish.
I said I want Spanish.
And how is it Spanish?
I speak Spanish because I speak Spanish more or less.
Yes, I speak a lot of Spanish.
I like your pants.
Oh, gross.
Yeah.
Yeah.
$100.
$500.
$560.
$290.
$260.
$60.
$60.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
$10.
No, this is legit.
This is legit useful.
I'm going $100.
What?
Because if someone held a gun to Leslie's head and said,
you have to count to $100 and start now.
Yes.
She went and went.
I can do it in actually both languages.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
A Chinese guy pulls him to the Starbucks and he goes,
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
$200.
far it's like what is that doing like tell me your MLB app email and a DM
uh you can go it's it's it's don't say it out loud I'll discord message you I'm
gonna read it out loud it's actually a secret email no one knows about it no
shot is that pissed you guys off yeah so can we talk about why we're here
Yes?
Uh, we are here.
Welcome to the gift exchange!
I'm in LA, folks.
I'm moving.
Yes!
I'm just kidding.
You're trying to feed the camera.
He would have hated you.
Yeah, I am.
That's why I started the program.
You're welcome to sleep stay longer.
I would have hated?
Why?
You would have hated in LA.
Wait, the fact that you came and stayed longer than two days hurts us.
I can.
I'm not hurt.
Well, I just like, when you travel, do you spend a lot longer, like just like
lingering?
If you have no plans?
Did you go home like right after?
Depends cuz it you work right after yeah, so boom. Yeah, you like to keep your schedule real busy in packed and squeaks
I do I do he's a magnet and I need you guys to start expecting you because in a few years
He's gonna start popping off. Yes. Yes. He's my real. He's close to breaking out. It's my real
I'm ready to retire.
Are you on second?
Well, I was thinking of joining the manosphere.
OK.
What would some advice for men out there be?
Oh, woman.
OK.
That's pretty good, though.
We still have women.
Come on, I can!
No, why?
Can I tell you my least favorite part about the manosphere?
It's the only thing I really hate about it.
What?
They always say woman and not women.
Women.
That pisses me off.
The new generation?
No, the new generation just hasn't learned properly
in school that women is pronounced women.
but not wool men and that's the only thing that bugs me about
you're such a fucking dork
well the new generation also has a rise in um
butt cancer so
what?
yeah yeah it's actually
it's true there's a huge rise in young people like
early 20s
that's called a knock-out
wait seriously?
yes
you should get a colonoscopy
well i went to the doctor and the doctor asked if i wanted one
yeah you should get one
what am i gonna say?
boy oh boy do i?
i don't know
it's just weird
The doctor said what what do you want me to do to you?
I'm not like some guys are like oh is it gay if I get a colonoscopy. It's not great
I'm this fear to you. Yeah, it is gay. He's right. He was like will it because they stick a finger
It makes you gay. No, it makes you gay.
It puts you under and you put a camera in there. It doesn't matter whether you're awake or asleep. It's gay both times.
Oh, they have colonoscopy by a doctor. They don't like stick a finger up there. I don't think. They don't?
It's prevented. Yeah, the finger thing is pretty old
That's old. They got a GoPro in there. In nowadays they'll put a camera, but the finger the fingers old school
Wait, wait, and I sign up for an old school all the next episode of the podcast about to go crazy
You guys are talking about different things you're talking about prostate exams first
But the prostate exam also I don't think they do that very much anymore
Colonoscopy you have to eat a drink a bunch of stuff flush out your whole system
I don't like they go they go on you go under and then they stick a camera up there
And then you'd rather like never get checked and die from cancer. That's how I feel. That's how I feel
I think if it happens it happens and I'm out fuck it. That's how I feel again on an airplane
Is that really how you guys feel? Yeah, so you guys are like gushing blood out of your arm like
If I die from blood what a dumb thought
What a dumb
Uneducated group of people has met a man with two degree most in this couple two degrees
I have more degrees than everyone on this couch combined.
What degrees do you have?
English and journalism.
You yourself have a journalism degree?
Yeah.
Have you used it?
Yeah.
I've used almost everything I do.
Yeah, by telling lies.
Have you heard of the local mass?
This is actually taught students, like real students.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
We got schools as a professor.
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
I disagree.
I actually personally support teachers.
But my mother's a teacher.
Thank you.
No.
I do her years.
Thank no, I went I went to a procedure school
What as you? Yeah, it's me. I went to the same school
Who's I think he graduated Magna cum laude Johnny, you know Johnny the streamer Johnny Somali
Well, you know he's un-luckily incarcerated
I'm not going to eat your phone's bad.
Thank you brother.
I'm sorry you threw that at you.
Did I throw that at you?
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
I don't even think twice about doing that shit.
Are you serious?
He just tossed it like five feet off.
I don't mean boss.
If it broke, I would have...
Here's the deal.
My company's not big enough to have HR, so they can't complain to it.
You have a big company.
Yeah, but you need 15 employees or more to have HR.
You have 15 people.
keep it at 14. Any time we need one more I gotta cut somebody. Oh yeah. That's not real.
You're a crappy guy. I know I did a Smosh collab and the top comment was like wow I never
watched loaded content. I thought he was a MAGA guy. I feel like you were trying to do
MAGA content for a while. I was trying to appeal to you. You were appealing. Still trying to.
Two years ago he would he would like to two months ago
You don't have to go that far back
Like actually a few weeks ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah
There's some run-offs that I'm trying to push. It is what it is. Thank you for the crime. Okay, what we're here for yes gift exchange
So we all present we should flash them back to why this even happened. Oh, yes
So what happened was do you guys remember when we played Mario Party together a year and a half ago?
two Christmases ago at my apartment yes and there was like the split cam we
weren't even after at the time we were just like what we really weren't no well
do you guys ever care when we speak are you comfortable right now I said yeah
because I just super do you guys were listening and you immediately have a
I'll take this on the chin. This is my fault. Women, please.
That's crazy. Ladies, please. That's not the problem.
The problem was that the word...
Is there a way that you can say ladies, please? And that's fine, but you say women, please?
And that's a problem?
No. That's not okay. Both of them's not okay. I'm actually personally an ally.
I think women should speak when men are quiet.
Wait.
I think women should speak when men are quiet.
I was trying to be wholesome.
When men are speaking, we should be quiet.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
I think women should be able to speak when at any juncture at any time, right now that
we're done talking.
Ladies and gentlemen, round of applause.
give the women the mic. Can we keep the round of applause going for how well
Leslie played yesterday? Oh! Oh! Yeah Leslie did a great job. I was a lucky
mogging shroud. Whoa! I'm sorry I meant nothing. Oh I was like I would shoot this night.
And I would look and it'd be one of them and I was like man. I was nervous to
meet Jordan Nothing Gilbert. Jordan Nothing Gilbert is an icon. He's like
Actually a fucking I watch him on direct TV like 1.6 when I was in fourth grade that is crazy how
Long ago that is because he was also not that old one dude. I know he was a kid
I think he's like your age right he's a little older, but yeah, he's like you're both your what what we're I'm in my late late 20s. I
Am I have
I am wait wait
well because i don't know
wait do you know how old this whole couch is?
like if you had to guess?
yes, i know
hold on hold on
so how old am i?
you're 35
you're not?
what?
you don't mean that right?
wait, Ludwig?
i'm gonna go to cgs, this guy knows in the chat
championship gaming series, that's where i watch
cvpo
thanks cvpo, cvc
yeah, that's why you're at the same age
wait, sqeeks how old are you?
how old am i?
no, you're, see, you're really aged
No, I'm uh my real age is 32. No, it's not 1993. September 27 93, baby
Little 93 boy
I'm 32 Chinese children think I look 18
I'm not sounded better in my head I guess famous birthdays calm wait. I'm on there
Which star
I'm a twitch star September 27 in 1993. Wait cool. I remember when I got a famous birthdays
I felt really excited about that really like check every day
Oh, yeah, okay
I had like a like a like a button my home page for Ludwig because there's not a lot of famous birthdays of Ludwig
Not a ball of beta late Ludwig like alive. It's like there's like four of us Ludwig
Gorencin Ludwig Gorencin Alexander Ludwig
Ludwig von Beethoven. Me. Alive, I'm saying. Oh, Alive. Sorry.
I have three Ludwigs. Okay. Yeah. You and Ludwig from Mario Party. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ludwig.
Tupa. Yeah. And then the musical one. Yep. Beethoven. Okay. So, just back up, because
I interrupt, I want to get you back in. A couple Christmas ago, we did an Ira Mario
party. I don't even want to give you guys presents. And it was last place I had to give a winner to
everyone in the month. Wait, don't do that. And Ray... I don't think you guys...
Ray blew it off for a while, but she wasn't actually blowing it off. She said... I was blowing it off.
Oh. What the fuck? I procrastinated for six months, and so because I procrastinated it for
six months, I was like, you know what, I should put more effort into the gift. That was it.
And so I found an incredible artist, and so it took a long time, but now a year and a
half later I have the gifts with me. Wait I'm actually fucking scared. Wait, wait, so today
is supposed to be a gift exchange so we're all supposed to bring gifts? Well, so Leslie being the
kind friend that she is got gifts for everyone for fun and she suggested a gift exchange and
we found out the boys didn't bring anything. Hold up. I resent that. My gift is not physical.
Wait, what's your gift?
Ew!
I don't want that!
Alright!
Please!
No, thank you!
I got you tickets tonight to the Daughters' Game.
We're all going together.
Ooh!
Squeaks again, something.
I don't want that.
Trust me, I'm good.
My first baseball game!
You are going to the baseball game today.
I think you're gonna like what I got.
I'm really excited, too.
I think you're gonna like it.
What is it?
It's a good sign.
No, I don't want a good sign from Ludwig.
Oops!
What?
No, we're not having...
I ship you guys.
Thanks.
I think you're really cute together.
No, I don't, I don't, I'm not that, I'm, I'm married.
Squadwig.
No!
Squadwig!
I'm good.
What does that sound like, squadwig?
Squadwig?
It sounds like something you need to find out after you get a colonoscopy.
You have a squadwig.
Wait, look out.
I saw some squadwigs.
A group of squadwigs.
Yeah, you gotta break it up.
You gotta break it up.
Disgusting.
Uh, okay, well, should we start with maybe Leslie's gifts?
Okay, so I was-
There's a lot of pressure on Ray's gifts.
Well, mine are kind of like afterthought.
Like, it might like don't express it.
That's what I'm saying.
It doesn't have to go before.
Oh, like, no.
Yeah, because if we go to raisins, like, what the hell?
True, true, true.
OK.
OK.
So I wasn't even going to get you guys gifts.
Like, I wasn't like trying to find gifts.
But my brother and I were having a day where we're just
like, da, da, da, da, da, da.
And it's like.
Nezadega.
Sorry.
What is that?
Your big brother.
My bag.
Oh.
Wow.
And so we found this place.
And we went inside.
I don't like say what we did that because obviously what basically there's this thing that you could do and
Remember the stream. We weren't streaming
Fake as hell
Yes, I just feel like you guys are excluding Ray and I when you speak
Like we're just
I don't know what you guys are saying.
I have a gentleman from Wuhan.
I have a gentleman from Wuhan.
Oh, he's saying my Mandarin is bad.
Oh, then continue.
Okay.
Okay, so close your eyes.
Okay.
So me and my brother made these.
Okay.
I'm going to show you.
Oh, you're freaking out.
Sorry, I just had my eyes open.
These are all made.
Literally like each thing we like boom boom. I'm a large. Okay. Is it sure it's no
I would like I think I know what it is
I think it's cash money. I fucking want cash so bad. I want to counter strike nice. Oh my god. Here in bed
Why do you say like
Say it with an accent. Oh wait. Yes. I can't spot where the accent's from but oh, that's how I was thinking
Yeah.
Oh, carambit.
Carambit.
Oh, because I'm saying like carambord.
Carambit.
It's the Indian game.
Leslie!
Hold on!
I'm asking Chad some questions.
Oh, wait.
You are?
Wait, what?
Well, guess, because they're not like, they're like, you know.
Oh, you don't know who's the star there.
No, I actually kind of.
Wait.
OK.
You forgot it at home?
Should I open my eyes?
Can I open my eyes?
No!
Is this mine?
Can I touch it?
And then, and then.
I don't like having my eyes closed for so long.
Okay, you know what, fine, fine.
It feels like a Lego piece.
Okay.
Oh, I love Lego.
Okay, everybody unfold it.
Okay, first, you know what it is.
Can I open my eyes?
Yeah, open it, open it.
Whoa!
It's absolutely cute.
Wait, wait.
We made, we like laid out the shirts
and we like put out, we picked the colors
of the letters in this kit.
Wait, that's so cute.
Wait, this is actually cool as hell.
And I really, yeah, I thought that would be fun.
way this rips what's on yours. I got a lobster and a deer and a crab. Wait the ones with
all the pencils is yours. Is whose? Yours. I just thought that the pencils were like
kind of like. Yeah because I'm the studious one. No you're not really. Wait I got the
crab and the... That makes sense for you. You're a bit crabby. I am crabby. I've
limited things to work with for that. Wait this is. That's you at 10pm. I gotta
Yeah, because it's 2 p.m. my time
So I thought we could all have maybe we could wear them or that's too much
Oh right now?
I'll throw it off
You don't want to wear it
I'll wear it
Okay
It's just that
Um
What?
What?
Could I like, I'm gonna change off stream
Yeah, I don't need to change off stream
I just don't want people to fucking stare at me
Well no one's staring at you
Everyone's gonna be looking
Oh, cute!
And my brother said he'd make more of them if anyone wanted them, and I was like, you're
gonna offer all of Chad just some-
Do you think your brother and I would get along?
He could explain to everyone.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, actually, I think-
Does he speak Chinese?
No.
Also, no?
Heck no.
Heck no.
Double you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
What?
The lighting in this room?
Oh, the light is-
The lighting in this room?
It screams his arm.
It's a gratuitous muscle definition.
But it's not even on right now.
Oh, that's just my arms.
That's just Natty.
That's just Natty, dude.
We should do group pic!
Group pic!
Oh, these arms?
Wait, this is a stream.
What?
But there's like this awkward gap.
Close the gap!
I'm gonna wear them all the time.
I wear it literally all day.
But like, I just, I just thought that they'd be...
And now we do it, now we do it.
Now we do an S or P.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Squeaks daily if you use that you'll be shot
Treat like one of my employees just say that
So wait should we do squeaks is next
Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's next, as you went.
Oh yeah, let's do Squeezie's.
Yeah, let's...
A present?
Yeah, he gets a change.
Okay, I can give it to you, but it's not in this room.
Okay.
Okay, we'll wait.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'll bear that.
Yeah, no worries.
Wait, he actually...
He's not from your freaking warehouse or what?
No, Squeezie's a good guy.
He has something.
Hi!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Wait, come say hi.
No, what?
Are you guys live?
Yeah, we're live.
We're live.
What are these shirts?
We don't have pressure here.
She just got his presents.
presence it says are the goat naked jakey yeah it's under a blanket yeah he
made the video how competitive counter strike changed my life you brought up
this video several times in every sense for the different title how counter strike
made me give myself a young age how I learned to throw it back vigorously through
through the game of Counter Strike.
I want to learn to throw ass efficiently.
Well, you know, he's cool, and so he's from...
No, we played well.
Flomily forever.
Flomily forever.
Flomily for life.
You guys have the vibes for sure.
Yeah, we're in the most fun.
I love you JP.
Love you JP.
Love you guys.
Flomily for life.
Boo.
Okay, first gift I got for Ludwig is this.
Okay, please.
What?
Oh!
Bye, buddy!
Bye-bye!
Play games online after this.
Bye, buddy.
You might get a hug.
You got a helmet!
Where'd you get this fighting?
I got it!
Well, let me tell you this story because we did a Dark Souls with Dawn, and Ludwig became
super trustworthy at the end of it, so I thought I got him the helmet from the game.
Oh my gosh, you look so dumb.
Next year.
What?
You do look extra stupid.
What do you mean?
I just wore the helmet on.
I don't know what it is, but...
I'm a knight.
I think this is because it looks like your hair.
I'm a knight and I will kill anyone.
That clubbing was so mean by the way.
What?
I didn't know... it wasn't a bit.
Wait, wasn't...
Like, his grandparents are actually cousins.
Like, he's actually inbreath.
Wait, I didn't mean... the worst part was I didn't say she didn't believe you.
I wasn't trying to believe you.
I know but it's like, it's such a shock.
Like, a math... like, let's flip it.
Her grandparents are actually Chinese.
It's...
They're actually from China.
Yeah?
And they had children.
I would feel nothing for you.
It's fine where they're from.
It's just they, you know.
It's like, why is this such a shock?
I thought you were doing an Inbred bit.
It's not a bit.
It's my culture.
He does his Inbred.
Sorry.
It's cool.
Like, aw, don't look sad.
I didn't know it was ever your feeling.
I'm sorry.
Look at him in that.
Wait, I have your gift, Leslie, to bring back the box.
Oh, yeah.
You're extremely rare Pokemon.
They're the rapping.
What?
So I got them on an auction.
Look at that!
That's the rapping.
So I got them on an auction.
What the heck is that?
Cool, that's so cool.
Wait, wait, that's actually an auction.
Yeah, can I see it real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, OK, and then the last one.
Wait, wait, wait.
What'd you get me?
What'd you get me?
What'd you get me?
What'd you get me?
Plasma Blast.
OK.
Wait, that's so sick.
This one is my favorite.
Is it?
Yeah.
That was really cool.
Freaking safe, and then now I want to open case they have a lot. I'll trade you my my gift for that. No
Well, don't know don't put them in your bag yet don't put them in your bag yet
I just see him for a second. I just to make sure about something wait. You're gonna take it. I'm not gonna. That'll be weird to do
Not the blast was at all. Let me just real quick. No, I just have to double check one
If you don't, if you don't, you're giving me $20,000.
Oh, you're giving me $20,000?
Dollars.
And all of your inventory.
OK, great.
Yes!
I got you the One Piece Anthology.
What?
One Piece Anthology.
I should have put it in.
Oh, OK.
Oh, my god!
I'm so crazy.
That's all I was saying.
Oh, my god.
I love what's my favorite anthology.
I know.
Can I open it for you?
Oh, it's openin' it.
Wow, it's dusty.
You've had it for a while.
Yeah.
We don't even got these.
Wow!
It's the full anthology of the one piece.
It was untouched!
Yeah?
No, it was.
Yeah.
It's maybe someone's storage or something.
No, enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
Wow.
In storage where, you know, not being used.
Do you want me to put it on?
Yours?
I can just put it...
Oh, no.
I'm gonna hold that.
Enjoy it.
Where do you want me to put them?
Maybe.
Wait, what's going on?
Why are you taking the...
Oh, I was just gonna put it in a safe space.
I was just going to put it in a safe space for her.
Wait, I'm so confused.
I'm just going to put it in a safe space.
Give me that.
Hey, what are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I was just putting it in a safe space for you.
Why?
Why?
It's right over here.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Nothing, nothing.
You're taking my gifts away.
That's not your gifts.
What?
Now we've got your rights.
Honestly, I'm so nice.
I got it.
This is the thought that counts.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I just thought, why not?
Because earlier you said you had nothing.
Oh, no, I have gifts.
I told you it was a gift exchange and maybe something like that.
You're really hurting me.
Sorry about that.
You're just really hurting me.
My bad.
That helmet looks good on you.
Thanks, dude.
I don't know.
I just feel like you should be more appreciative.
Bloody.
Would you have gifts for everybody?
Yeah.
The doctor's tickets tonight.
That's actually safe.
So how are the seats good?
They're really good.
Like, how much did you spend?
I don't even want to say on the screen.
Ridiculous amounts so we're gonna see and hang out with Shohei Otani tonight. It's not get I'm at Luca
Yeah, Luca. We did me Luca. That was like a year ago
Are you guys ready for a gift way done or with this off
Okay, so I three boxes
But I don't know who gets to open cuz I know I think in time right well
Also, I'm filming a real so I want to do it one time like hand it to me. Oh smart. Yeah, what if we all leave wait
What if no you don't have to leave what if only one of us there?
It's like this. It's the same, but they're all very different. You know what I mean, so it's right like uh like Barbies
Yeah, like Barbies
So smart in the studio
Yeah, no, no, no, I think oh I can open all the gifts
That's foosly first.
Foosly first?
Foosly, Squeaks, Ludwig Ray.
Oh, I didn't, honestly, I didn't get one for me.
What?
I didn't get one for myself.
She's got a foosly.
Wait, that's bad.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Can we, can we get in there?
Do you know I've been collecting a very single-
All right.
Pokemon pack for years.
Do you know how hard it was to get all of them?
You know how easy it was for me to just grab it off the shelf?
Alright, ready Leslie?
Oh, oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
So technically when I open this, we're all like opening it.
Because you're all going to get your own.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're getting the get-reviews.
Oh, it's a grand reveal.
Hey, you know what?
Maybe we'll do it at the same time.
Oh, it's a grand reveal?
I realize it's because you guys look so cute together like this.
Yeah!
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
I like the same time.
Yeah, I feel like the same time is kind of fun.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, I miss the dope.
Yes.
All right.
Top of Sleek?
Oh.
And then I was going to film an ASMR opening of this,
but the same is not cool if we all do an ASMR style
for my TikTok.
I know.
ASMR.
I'm getting out of here.
I thought I was starting.
OK.
This is a year and a half in the Medicaid.
OK.
OK.
So a year and a half.
Wait.
So the gift was a year long to get?
Well, it's yes.
No.
Because it's been done for probably about four months now.
Oh, wow.
I feel like eight months for that's I'm excited. It took a long time. I'm gonna check it back
They spent a lot on this yes
Oh, yeah, it's an artist. I feel so bad like the tickets were 80 bucks
No, there was 75 but there's like like some fees
Like I don't want to do anything more I just want to tell you
I feel bad.
That exonerates you.
Yeah, because I'm self-aware of feeling bad.
Is that not enough?
No.
We want you to pay for dinner.
We're gonna have a big dinner tonight.
Let's do some talk.
I don't even do anything.
Look under your face.
The hot dog in the background is just making it look so good.
That's what we're eating tonight.
Hot dogs, cookies.
Yeah, that sounds amazing.
Okay, be careful.
All at once for real?
Yeah, for real.
Be careful.
Okay.
Is it alive?
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't open it at all.
Because like if you, I didn't open my eyes.
Okay, is it alive?
No.
Wait, wait, wait, don't open it, I thought,
cause like if you, I didn't open my lid.
No, no, we gotta get this together.
I'm so fucking nervous.
Okay, alright guys, this raid works really hard on this.
Okay, everyone close your eyes and lid the lid.
Okay, okay, okay.
Close?
Okay, now open it.
Okay, three, two, one.
We have to be careful.
Oh wait.
Oh my God.
It's locked in, it's locked in.
Yeah, you have to un-sit it.
Wait, wait.
How do we, how do we, how do we, how do we,
Hold up. I think we should actually do one at a time.
Wait, really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I already have mine out. Yeah, I think so.
I think mine is the coolest thing ever.
It's so awesome.
It's a custom figurine.
And it's Coots with a Shohei jersey.
That's what you think.
Isn't that awesome?
Hey, look at that.
That's amazing. Look at that.
Isn't that actually...
That's so awesome, dude.
This is actually probably top three greatest gifts. I've ever received in my life
I'm not being a little sarcastic. You're not actually top three all time. Yes
No, I'm just it's fine just of your whole life. Yeah, I like the whole 30 years
Okay, okay. Wow. Wait, I think I got the best one, too. No, don't look
Okay, honestly, I really like all three
Don't look. Mine actually mods you.
This is awesome, ma.
Ready?
Oh, it's so cool.
That is so cool.
It's so awesome, actually. Hold on.
Wait, yeah, I wanna see the details.
Oh, my God.
It's Mario with a fucking CS knife.
Hold up. Freaking...
Jump in? Oh, my God, it's like my fucking...
Yeah, they're so custom.
Wait, how?
Yeah, what?
Oh, I'll tell you about the artist in the room.
Wait, step on it.
But there's an op.
Did they see the op?
Yeah, he's got a...
It's like all your favorite things.
It's so good.
And he's got a stopwatch because you're a speedrunner.
Oh my God!
He's got a...
He's because he's British.
And he's getting out of the...
...way from the pub.
God!
Yeah, no, I understand.
And he's out of dust, too.
He's out of dust, too.
I got a stopwatch.
And he's out of dust, too.
Yeah, he's holding a T4.
That is so cute.
Wait, it's actually...
Wait, it's actually it's awesome. Thank you so much. Wait and she actually puts you in it
Those are your freaking brows. Yeah, did think of you putting that I can't do it wait. This is so cool
I only saw the spoilers of my cats are in this and then I wasn't wait. Do you want me to unwrap it?
So then you don't have to deal with like oh, yeah
Yeah
I did see my cat and I saw-
I had a coffee carrier that's in and she opened it.
I saw Shine and I saw Bread.
I saw Fred.
Yes.
Okay.
And that's all I've seen.
Oh, don't drop it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Don't drop it.
Why not?
Frickin' drop it.
That is so cute!
So cute!
So those are my cats in a freaking bakery basket.
Is that not?
Okay, how do they see it Shine?
There it is.
Look how cute.
Of course Sock made it.
Rose, you know, of course, sock is in there.
Barely made a cut.
He's got so cute.
He's got a cute ray.
These are so cute.
That is cute, bro.
This is awesome.
Wait, who's the best?
Dude, look at the detail in my basket.
I think we all like ours because they're so chaotic.
They are.
They're so nice.
It's my knife, stiletto fade.
Look at this.
But you have that?
Yeah.
You have a stiletto fade?
I'm borrowing it from Blonders.
I did not break it.
They're so cute.
I think mine's the best, bro.
Look at Coots.
Wait, artist is an artist.
Who is the artist?
Tell us, Ray.
I'm going to tag him when I post the reel.
But his name is Cida Props.
He does life-size weapons.
He does a bunch of custom figurines and stuff.
He literally is so great to work with.
I was just trying to, you're coming up with ideas.
Oh my god.
I was like, I just want to put their interests together.
Wait, this is so crazy.
Yeah, he's super talented.
Wait, OK.
Hold on.
What happened?
I feel like this is too big of a gift.
It's been a year and a half.
Okay, I'll take it.
Are you guys falling for this?
No, this is insane.
It's so thoughtful.
It's amazing gifts.
The seats were not $85.
No, no, no. They're like $800 a seat.
Wait, actually?
You can see the real price.
The real price.
It's so thoughtful.
It's so cool.
You're a new binoculars.
It makes it look like the detail on the thrust.
No, look at mine.
He painted them.
Mine feels the most like an anime figure, you know what I mean?
This is like the pose you'd have with like an ace or like a
Luffy Dodger's collab.
This is literally higher quality.
I have a Luffy Gear 5 base.
Oh, I want it's higher quality.
Wait, can I see yours?
Oh my god, squeeze.
Oh, whoa.
Oh.
This is so nice, actually.
I did not know you were gonna. You know, it's weird about this. I don't know. I've never seen a goomba with hands
It is so
He's holding a C4. I know but like I don't think his hands would be there if he had hands they'd be like
I feel like I have to make better no this is so
Above and beyond was it?
I know, you can tell.
Okay, fine, you can borrow one of my knives.
Really?
Really?
Not you.
What do you got?
The M9 knife?
And that's it.
No, I have another one.
I'll let her borrow my other one.
Which one?
I don't know the exact name of it.
It's an M9, I believe, but that's all her.
M9.
Morrow?
You wouldn't just give it?
I'll give it to you.
I'll give you my knife.
Are you serious?
I'll give you, not my M9 marble fade,
because that one is, but it's my other knife.
Which one?
I don't know the name of it,
but it's like a really nice one.
The one that you opened on first case?
not that's that's what i think that's it and i i sold my open case one got a
steam it's a bandit i have a bandit
it's a really nice bandit
it's not cute that's cute
that's done that's two b doors yes i'm freaking dot yeah that's
that's my man
that's your map i know yeah what is on the door
it's sick it's so sick
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just like i you know when you're holding
i would have thought let me touch your ears now no no i want to just hold it
Like the bread comes out. It's really cute. Leslie, can I put it with you?
Yes, the bread comes out. And I think mushroom's curry is as hell.
Okay, look at the bread. Oh yeah, mushroom's curry. Look at the bread's come out.
Oh my god. Did you feel mushroom? Yeah, it is. It's fuzzy.
Dude, it's amazing. Don't eat it.
Oh, I know what it is. So, what's up with the bread is we went to
one of our favorite restaurants, and the chef, like, sugar-dusted mushroom and stuff.
Fuck that spot, by the way. Providence? No.
I'm trying to go for that place.
We'll give you the lore drop on the wider side.
Oh my god, I hate that place.
Why?
Because Providence is a three star Michelin restaurant in LA
and Squeaks has come into town twice
and both times he's like,
like, let's get a nice dinner.
And so I booked Providence.
First time Squeaks leaves before the reservation I had.
I gotta go.
Whatever.
Then I find out they're not open Sunday or Monday.
So he's not here on Tuesday.
because usually we're doing something he's flying inside of you know so they're
not even open but I called this time because you always tell me you gotta get
the the room that I forgot what it's called the
the Sonoma room so I call and I go hey I have a friend coming into town I'm
hoping to book the Sonoma room and he goes you don't just book the Sonoma room
oh yeah you don't just book the Sonoma room do you know how bad that felt
I was like, okay, so what do I do?
He's like, you can give me your info,
and if we have availability, I'll call you back.
And I'm like, okay, he's like, what's the date?
I tell him the date.
He's like, we have availability.
I'll call you back.
I'm like, we can't just do it now?
And then he's like, no.
And by the way, it's $5,000.
And I go, I'm worth it.
Okay.
I'm worth it.
And then he goes, you have to stand for it.
He goes, okay, well we'll see.
Well, we'll see. Maybe we'll call you back.
It's expensive.
So I hang up.
I find out after that squeeze can't do it.
They call me eight times. I ignore every call.
They've been calling me every day since I called.
Why don't you pick up and tell them?
They're so fucking rude.
Yeah, you know what? I'm not just...
I'm signing with Levy.
I'm not even thinking of my name.
I'm signing with you.
They're too uppity.
That's too uppity, too fancy, too expensive.
You haven't had the bread.
I've actually had problems.
But you didn't have the bread.
the bread. I went through the chef's course and the chef came out and he
described everything to me. He's like, this is a fish caught from the Alaskan sea
and I was like, all right. The salt from the fish is the warmest. Who gives a shit about all that?
It's not even that good. It's delicious. Okay, anyways, so when we went, we had a
lovely time. The bread comes out. There's this amazing bread that comes out.
They give a whole speech on it. And then we get the bread and I look at
the bread and the guy who brings it out was like, oh, the chef, like this
This is from the chef, if you notice anything.
And I look and I see like, it's etched into the bread,
a mushroom and a sock.
Like an actual mushroom, like a little sock.
And I was like, what is that?
And I was like, is that like a stocking and a mushroom?
I was like, because I didn't think of any world
they would know my cats, right?
And then he's like, well, not a stocking.
And I was like, do you know my cats?
And then they're like, the chef did a little research,
you know, and we like to be familiar with it.
They said this is your favorite restaurant.
And I, my God dropped, okay?
And so they, they, they, they, they did that.
And I brought home the lid of the bread.
And I just put it in my refrigerator
because I was like, it's so cool.
Well, now I don't have it anymore.
I, it took a bite.
Anyways, okay.
Squeezes rolling his freaking.
My ass is never stopping to streamers, bro.
You mentioned this restaurant.
I did, I did, I did.
I went there for my wife and my anniversary.
Is that okay with you guys?
Is that alright or are you guys gonna make jokes about it? I heard the bread is only 5k. I said yuck
But I didn't get the Providence the room this
People yeah, so it's an eight person multi-course four-hour dinner thing well to my credit by the way I actually didn't ignore them
I did pick up the call okay good. I said call me tomorrow. I can't I have a hot
And then I ignored
go with you I can't right now I was in my bed place this way just can't right now
coming tomorrow
la la what are you gonna say I was gonna say like my hot take is like fine
dining like there's only a couple places that I've gone which I've genuinely
been impressed but most of it's kind of I know I know yeah it's like this is
Experimental some yeah fucking good what fucking in and out
What wait?
How do we get a dog your dog dog your dog dog you have to get a
Grandle before yes, can we upload our pictures to scramble? Yeah?
We could yeah, wait, what is that scramble is like a picture of a food from a stadium and you have to upload the price and what the food is
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a rating of the food. Yeah, I've never but like every time I see it
I'm like I've never been in that setting because the only sports game I've ever been to is basketball game
I went to this is my second one and then besides these sports games
I don't know if that counts but like then I they take a food a picture of their food and then they like put the prize and you
Have to vote on like which one you eat. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'll play a scramble. I'm I knew that I played all the time actually, but that's it's total bullshit
It's a little bullshit because sometimes people
Yeah, because people are fucking they see a beer and they get excited and they vote the beer
The beer rankings are way too high
The pizza, the pizza everyone loves the pizza even if it looks like shit
Yeah, it pisses me the fuck off
You wanna thank your gifted members on YouTube?
Fifty, nice
What?
What?
It's Tati YouTube
Well, thank you Tati YouTube for your shit, Sid
He appreciates it
He's fucking booking the room
Fifty, dude
He's booking the room with that
He's booking the room
He's fucking booking the room, isn't he?
W-ta-tee. W-ta-tee. That's it.
W. W. Thank you so much for supporting the channel.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Subbing to a small streamer. Thank you.
Thank you so much for that.
Subbing to a big streamer. Kill yourself.
No, don't be mean. Don't be mean.
Ah, no, I'm kidding, man.
Who do you guys use your Prime Sub on?
I use it on whoever I think deserves it the most.
Like, I genuinely try to find someone who I think's like me.
search for people like small creators who I think can thanks just a little bit
for making it I'm quite he's a big fan of his number one streamer oh you know
I use it on 1000 it's like Argentine 1000 hours it's not a lot it's not a lot
It's how dare you it's it's huh how dare you I'm just saying it's 2,000 R
So I don't talk to that's what I've told them what they know this they know this
I come off like an asshole, but I they know they like their pay for it
Thousand arson he's just going
They like it John John 15 cool. I guess see talk to get another 50
They like it. They like it
I mean the guy looks like like cindy or she's in there. Yeah, where he's like
Get out of my face.
I said 70 cents.
It's 70 cents.
How the fuck is that?
It was so weird.
Because the 70 cents goes a long way.
Out of touch.
Every penny adds up.
5,000 hours.
5,000 hours.
Tati.
Wait, 70 cents.
Wait, fuck, I thought you had a rich.
There are no more pennies around.
Oh my god, they got rid of pennies.
It's like when they got rid of Pluto. Oh, we should bring up your guys idea
Yes, yes, sorry we have an idea and we wanted to see if you guys would be down
So me and Ray wanted to do an F slurathon
Okay, okay guys, what is it a marathon, but not a marathon cuz cuz like I can't do more than a day
Maybe two
Can I chime in for a second?
I'm sorry, it's like not branded or anything, but like just like okay.
A super cruise.
A super cruise.
I'm not online cruise.
They got cancelled because Woke got too upset.
I'm gonna announce this week's cruise right now, so help me God.
Were you sad when you found out it was cancelled?
You were like, a little relieved.
I'm relieved.
Oh no, no, no.
Would you do a cruise with me?
No.
There's no viewers.
Oh, just alone?
It's just us.
There's no one else in the show.
We're at sea for four months.
Not even a little.
Do you know about nuclear submarine jobs?
No, what is it?
Nuclear submarine job.
It's a job that you do anywhere from a few months to,
I think the longest you're allowed to do it is seven months,
210 days of the job.
And you go in a submarine, you can't exit the job.
Brother, me with a steam deck, Liza P, and Dark Souls,
I'm happy.
Do I have internet?
You have no internet.
You have no content in the outside world,
although you get newspaper every week,
like a little update or something.
Can we bring a switch?
You could bring a switch and plug it in. Yeah
Internet though so you can't
Know internet for seven months in it. Oh seven months if someone in your family dies
They don't tell you till you exit if you die they keep you in there. They have a room for that
Are you sure this isn't just a market player movie?
It's the plot of iron lung this is real so that so this is a real thing. What's the salary? It's a 10,000 arson hour
It goes a long way. Don't be out of touch. Don't be out of touch. It goes a long way.
Don't be out of touch here.
Oh, it's a Mr. Beast video. Oh, they're saying it could be.
No, it's a real job. Well, it does sound like a Mr. Beast video.
It does.
I'm going to throw you in a nuclear submarine, and then they re-service, they go seven
more months right now.
They got that funny banter.
So it's a good banter.
So, why did you bring that up?
Oh because I
Through the f for soft. I don't like the term fslur. I agree and I was worried about you losing your sponsors
I just feel like fslur. I like it. It's like it's a bit. I don't know. It's like a pejorative. That's her
Who's these squeaks Ludwig ray? Oh
The virtue signaling is fucking
Absolutely sick
First they came up with the fucking supercruise that cancelled that now they're canceling
I'm sick and tired of this here.
I'm just thinking about some of our gay viewers, and I think at times it can be a bit of a
pejorative.
Maybe that freaking makes me...
If I didn't exist, gay would still be banned in your chat and you'd have 20 viewers.
Dude, the auto ban, like the blacklist words, they blacklist the word gay.
Is that not crazy?
What?
I don't think you should be allowed to write gay in chat.
Well, that's insane.
It's insane.
It's not.
That's not...
Who are you just trying to appeal to everything all the time?
What? Can I not stand on this?
I'm fucking standing on this.
We've been this group for like two years!
You see how I'm not? I'm on the fucking side of the fence against you three, right?
You just said you don't want the police to have any chance!
I'm standing here, buddy.
As the only gay person here, I feel like I'm allowed to speak your mind.
You're not gay.
I'm sorry.
You're not gay.
Right?
Right?
You've heard me questioning and that's okay.
Um, I guess I can't freaking speak move on I guess I'm actually
If you we don't we're not after anymore than what would we be? We can rearrange the letter
I'm out then
Without me you guys could be floor Earl so I'm gonna be real safe do it backwards
We're breaking up. No we have the shirts
If one gay person says it's show I'll do it
As a gay viewer, I stand on Squeaks.
Alright, I'm not with it.
Thank you!
They said I stand on Squeaks.
I watch them on Squeaks.
Wait, what?
I stand on Squeaks.
What the hell?
It's chill.
Everyone is gay.
Whose chat do you think is the gayest?
I love gay.
I think we all have a lot of gay viewers.
Yes!
A lot of gay.
I know, I agree.
I think I have the most gay viewers.
I think he won Gamer of the Year.
You might have...
What are you guys, Harvard?
Counting the gays?
What are you doing here?
Like should we say absolutely how many gays do you got in your roll-a-deck?
My binder of gays well we have seven pages my discord. There's a checkbox. It goes because gay
What a weird noise that was a gay person. I'm gay. It's chill. What's up, baby
You are coming yeah, both you are coming. Yeah, okay, wait, let's uh, place yes
Yeah, and we'll do the next trade up like whenever you have
Okay
I love you, Aiden. Oh man. He's not feeling well. I love you
Thanks, man. Should we run a poll you know I do love what's his last name? You think that's what it takes
Yeah, I think it's a love is just knowing I'm not gonna talk to him Calvin
Okay, actually, I didn't think you knew that
You look at their jealousy.
They hang out more than we do.
I hang out a day and a half.
It's not Calvin.
It's not Calvin.
It's not Calvin.
It's Aiden from the yard.
That's his name on the yard.
Why did he raise last name?
Hot.
Am I allowed to say it?
How do you spell it?
Okay.
Hot stutter.
Oh
F
Hofstadter
F S T
a
D
No, sorry, sorry not D. Oh my god. Hofstadter are Hofstadter
You turn into a beer. Yeah, you did make it a bit of a beer
Is it even half-setter? I thought it was half-setter.
It's setter.
Oh! Oh, it's half-setter.
It's German.
Oh, it's German! Wait, I didn't get it at all.
I know it! I know it!
H-E-L-L-S-P-H-O-F-S-T-E-T-T-T-E-R.
H-O-T-D-O-G.
Yeah, fuck it up.
No, that was correct.
Oh, I guess I don't know.
I didn't even know my last name, so...
Oh, what?
I remember from friendship test like and then someone said like if you don't know your it's friends lost names
Are you friends? Oh my gosh? We should do a friendship test
No, I feel well then let's get to the point where we won't well. It's like we're friends
Co-workers that's
I still have to go like, oh I think they're my friends but they'd call me a co-worker.
I don't know where the line is anyway.
So then I'm like, I'm gonna back off and be like, yeah I know we're not.
But then I'm like, we are friends I think.
Would you say we're friends?
Me?
You thought, yeah, it's gonna be about me?
Yeah.
Do you mind if I think for a second?
No I can think.
Yeah.
Stop it!
Stop it! Don't tell secrets with the rest of our secrets here!
Yeah, like, don't just say that out loud.
Say it out loud!
Don't say secrets while we're here.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Yeah, I think we're friends.
Why? Why do you not believe me? I'd say yes.
I can't buy it now.
Yes.
Okay, honest.
Okay, how do we improve our friendship?
Improve?
Mm-hmm.
Um...
Ahem, how do we improve?
Well, let's just say this gift was a good start.
Hahaha!
Let me give you guys my Venom because these tickets tonight weren't cheap. Let's start there. Wait, do you want a real answer?
Yeah, yes. Wait. I think to be friends with someone, you have to be there for them without an expectation. That's true friendship.
true friendship. It's just tough because you're so far. No, but I think we'd be
super there super someone not physically. Yeah. Yeah, well no, no, I would say like...
Don't look at him for validation. Wait, no, that's, no, that's what I would say actually.
If you guys are ever going through a hard time, you could always message me. You know,
what's the best is when a friend knows you're going through a hard time but you
didn't even tell them. True. They can just tell by the way like you're...
Sometimes I just miss a piece of you good. Yeah, but he says you get a sense of weird fucking picture
He's like I can make your world even better
He does
That's fucking crazy rock you're nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's friendship Jesus Christ
Also the question from the people that I've been seeing a lot. When is that sort of muggle money coming out? Oh, we don't use f-slur
It's an F.S.L dot fuzzler, okay? Fuzzler.
Let's just say it. Let's just say it. Fuzzler.
Let's cut the middle man out.
I think it is May or June, I forget.
Either May 15th or June 15th.
Can I? Can we?
I can't. You can't spoil it.
I want to delete the video.
No, no spoilers.
Well, that's not a spoiler. I think most people probably would have guessed.
Oh, yeah, I would assume that if you guessed how it went you would guess like this today. You did awesome
You did yeah, you know and the actual thing. Yeah, I should do really well
You pond genuinely. I think you're second best. I don't think go back and count but
No, yeah, you pond trust me. I don't like seek to calm at you
I mean speaking of Counter-Strike and stuff
Can we do like a little update for the folks at home about the bet that we did?
That means you
If you quit, you effa
Ray is having some emotional stuff
I have a lot of feelings about this
Okay, let me take the picture
Okay
Listen, okay, Leslie and I
We've been grinding our ass off in CS
And we had a month break right before the tournament
So you know what I'm saying, anyways
We've been working to get to 16k
And then Ludwig, he decides to practice
For the first time with his team
Who's on his team? Timmy!
of every single stream ever on an all on an alt account 12k account Ludwig gets
placed 14,500 or something 14.7 has the audacity screenshot it send it out in our
chat oops and say so anyway yeah he's a total crappy guy so yeah I go watch
his stream and he's literally standing there and Timmy's getting all the kills
And then Ludwig's like, yeah, admittedly, I didn't even have to do much, guys.
Literally, I couldn't stop.
I do sound like that.
You actually do.
I'm like 2k lower than what I placed after fucking five months of playing, yeah.
Well, hold up.
I got the bat.
I already got it.
I already fixed it.
Also Squeak Slayer went for himself that he'd beaten in like a week.
I think Squeak Slayer.
Space at level 10 is the highest achievement.
I think he did really well, and I want to give you your kudos because you grinded really hard.
I think it's early in the year, right?
He's eating very hard.
I know he did
I love it. You do that. She was so bright. I think I think honestly if
You took me out of it
That's not the actual reason why you don't want to do it. Oh
I'm not saying that I got to 14.7 fairly. It was definitely unfair and I don't think I'm gonna 16
I'm gonna probably fall down to 10 and have to grab it. I think you're just having a little bit of emotional troubles with CS 2 because
It's a tough game
It's a tough game, and you know what I was thinking I
Know
No, I you lack confidence, but I think we're gonna instill that in you
It's different in the tournament setting. I don't I don't think I don't think we need to do this alone
We can freak you
Ew! I don't want to rank up, not only done. Leslie and I get to rank with Timmy on his
alt-count to 14.5. To match Love Wigs.
No, I want to play with Timmy.
What?
Wait.
Yeah, also I don't like this bet because we never get to rank up with Squeaks. Every
time I play with Squeaks, we de-rank.
Yep.
Maybe.
That's because he's not doing his job.
Yeah, let's try it.
I already did my job, basic level 10, baby.
Easy.
Yeah.
Easy.
I have a suggestion yeah, you guys keep trying. I think you'll get there, but I'm willing to go double or nothing
Okay, I'm going to wipe it clean
Yeah, if you guys match because for those of you who may not know we did a bet and the
Losers are have to do a 24-hour stream. Yeah, and all the money goes to the winners
Yeah, so my suggestion is let's do a new goal, but all the money that goes to you you have to match
much. Wait what? So like if for the losers it's like say you don't hit the goal and you
got in the donation you got like a hundred dollars. Okay. You have to match a hundred
dollars so it doubles to me. Why to you? Because I'm going to do another goal that you guys can
decide in Counter Strike so I'm still in it. 30k per minute. 30k per minute. Let's
just say I achieve my goal do I have to do it? No. Okay. What is the little ten
facing equate to infirmary I think it's a big range I don't know I think I
think I just like to make it for me he just wants to fucking get more money
25k I'll do 25k no what that's for you're already there
how about I have to win a land a local land um I don't know how about a sub 50
deal no that's not we're not I'm down really you will never hit a sub 50 deal
deal he will die without a sub 50 I'm happy to do that but that's in Super Mario
Yeah, we don't know what that means. He's never gonna do it
Okay, how about sub 50 and 30k? No, I can't do 30k! There's gonna be cheaters up from here. Okay. I can't do it.
Well then
27, 50
2800
28,000. No. Okay, 28k. I hate that though. I don't think we need to double it up with him. He's already won. Okay, fine.
It's up to us now.
bit. What do you mean by that? What exactly do you mean by that? I showed Ludwig my bank account and Ludwig
said you did something wrong. Isn't that crazy? Did you actually? I don't know if he's paying the sponsors.
I don't think money is going from them to him. It's like a one-way thing going on.
I think so I think he's like
Artesian builds
And then he just saw he had to spate pay 500 just to say that yeah, just to say that he's in that builds stop
Oh, okay, wait
Shit, you want to be like look like your sponsor. Yeah
Like I do trials like sometimes I put hashtag out on my stream for a game
I really like but it's not like because it's a flex to get it's just like hey guys
Yeah, they're sponsored by Nintendo.
Yeah, look how cool this would be.
You didn't get sponsored by Nintendo.
A guy who spent hundreds.
I love being sponsored by Nintendo.
It's pretty sweet.
I've given them my life.
And what?
Like, what are they going to give me?
A copy strike.
Like, give me a fucking break.
I'm so jealous.
Yeah, honestly, it's a great sponsor to have.
Oh.
So, Ray, are you actually quitting?
No, no, I'm just being dramatic.
Okay, but you're going to lock in?
Yeah, yeah, no, I can lock in.
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.
I don't think you should be allowed to kill Timmy.
Can I say something?
Fuck all of you.
Connor Eats pants wants to collaborate.
He's streaming Michael Jackson's experience.
What?
OK.
That is the most random thing.
Michael Jackson needs.
I'm sorry.
Michael Jackson needs to figure it out.
Maybe he misclicked.
That sounds fine.
That sounds really good.
Wait, what was I saying?
I don't know.
Something wise probably.
He's like, fuck you all.
No, yeah, fuck you all.
Because I'm actually going to go on a limb here.
All of our ranks are complete bullshit for a couple
reasons that aren't our fault.
We're all playing with, like, Terek.
You're playing with...
We're playing with a maids.
Not all the time.
Terek's on his main.
Wait, what?
Not all the time.
Not all the time.
And then also, it's one thing that's on our credit,
Stream Snipers is actually a real fucking thing.
No, it's true.
And then...
I got a library, you get to recognize every other game.
Yeah, well, now everyone knows.
You have to change your name.
So I'm just saying, it's all up in the air.
But here's what's going to happen.
You guys are going to hit 16K.
And it's not gonna be about the rank anymore.
It's gonna be the fact that you can do it.
You can get there.
You all are capable.
Dude, I know I can.
So just freaking do it.
Are we gonna, are we gonna sit here and pretend
that you guys, like you're-
Are fucking awesome at CSG.
Yes, first off, awesome.
You can do this.
It's only five months of the year that are over.
There's still another seven to go.
I think eight, right?
Only four months of them actually.
Ray was 15-4.
I was 15-4.
That is so-
No, but you don't understand it.
Like once you guys get through a certain point
where like you guys are close.
Like 16 games just gonna fall on your lap.
You're gonna win game after game after game
after game after game after game.
It is, it is.
And he won an 18 game win streak.
Yes.
Who?
Him.
What?
You never win with us.
Well, I think it's because he doesn't enjoy those games
as much.
Yeah, is that true?
Why did you laugh?
Why?
Why did he laugh?
Actually, just tell me.
I think he's just, he's a very competitive guy
and he can be in goofy mode
and he can be in competitive mode
and it's probably hard to tap into competitive mode
when he's like, give me a flash and then you flash him.
Like he's instantly out and you can't get him back.
When you're not around, Ludwig says to me,
right, honestly, he says that, like,
genuinely squeaks up the fuck with you guys.
He's just, that's not true.
Do I give on vibes that I don't fuck with you guys?
Yes.
Oh.
That's exactly.
You do.
Why?
What do you mean?
We're kind of scared of you sometimes.
I've heard that a lot by people.
I think I'm just like an emotionally distant person.
I think you have problems with social feelings.
I can't tell your true feelings.
What do you mean?
Okay, ask me anything.
I have tone problems. I do.
I do.
I've heard that before.
I have tone problems, but that's okay.
I have tone problems. Wait, like what?
Give me an example where I'm...
Even right now as you're speaking.
Okay, for example, you said that you were going to stay here longer on LA to hang out
and then you literally are leaving immediately after the soda.
I fucking lied.
Well, okay, that's because I came from a wedding.
I'm tired because I've been gone from home for like, you know five days. That's why
Okay, okay. I think here's the deal fine. You gotta accept that. He's a black cat. Yeah
Yeah, you are and you guys are treating him like a golden retriever. I never did I
Like rubbing his belly, too. I thought he was a golden retriever boy
Until I saw the CS clip. He's not a golden retriever. He's a black cat. No like I saw him talking shit about how bad it
No, can I say something?
I'm fucking weird.
OK?
What is this?
I'm a fucking freak, yeah.
And here's the thing, the closer you get,
the more I pull away.
Oh.
So.
Wait.
W break through in the chat.
I'm not a perfect person.
Yeah.
So if we ignore you for like a month.
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, what's up, guys?
What's going on?
I actually feel that.
That's what I'm classic classic if we just ghosted the group chat you probably
Feel like it's already been ghosted. It's becoming ghosted more like we haven't planned a gaming day in months
Wait, what are we not hanging out right now? Yeah, but this the tournament's been planned for months
We've been playing word will every day word will actually only squeaks has been yeah, you are keeping a streak
You are keeping this
And he doesn't talk in so much trash and the only guy who actually does anything that fucking keeps it alive
If I did, if I pranked somebody in New York, would you guys come?
Yes! Yes!
You would, you would.
I wouldn't have any plans.
I wouldn't start drooling.
Yeah, you would.
There's only two reasons I'm going to New York.
To go to your funeral and then to go two weeks prior to shoot you in the fucking sky.
Two reasons I'm going to New York.
That's it.
Wait, what was your plan?
Oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. You're-
I would. I'd plan like, like, oh my god, a gaming, something gaming.
Okay, you plan the next- the next event right now.
Yeah!
Okay.
You know what? You plan the next event.
Have you ever played the weakest link?
What's that?
Oh my god, you haven't?
I don't know. It's not toxic, Loki.
Wait, it's so fun. We should do a streamer weakest link in New York.
What is that?
You have a bunch of people in the circle. It's like a trivia thing.
Okay.
It's a good t- See, look, they're freaking out.
Medium stuff, you know the one we played last night the row first
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, he's jumping so much.
Okay, let me ask you some trivia, smart guy.
Okay.
Who's the third president of the United States?
Me!
I know that.
Who?
I can say that a lot anytime.
I know, I know!
Because it goes George Washington.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then you guess who?
Vice President John Adams.
Then it goes Thomas Jefferson.
Then it goes John Quincy Adams.
Then it goes Monroe.
Well, who's the 12th?
Not relevant to me.
Wait, what's the game, Squeaks?
Oh, it's like a trivia game where the host gets to be really mean, and like, she chooses
people, and then everyone has to, like, vote on the person who they think is the weakest.
Like, it's like kind of toxic and mean, actually.
Are you doing the vote?
Yeah, I'd be the host.
Let's do it right now.
Do it right now.
No, no.
All around.
Yeah, come on.
See if we like it.
I'd have to think of questions, and there's voting, and we have to set it up, guys.
We had a...
It's really fun.
f-star activity this is it we have to but now we have to let him set it up okay
so you'll say oh I'm gonna start a show whoa the squeaks show you are not
starting a show can if someone paid for it I think right really well how much
like a product produce show my ass behind a desk going hey guys what do we
do today with a guest come on how fun would that be I think it's like the
daily show kind of hi the daily show I'll change it every day I don't know
this show you like Jimmy wait on he's like gonna be like yeah I'll be like
Jimmy Fallon but I'll last more hey yeah wait let's do it late night which
tweaks let's make it happen but we were asking I'll cover the news I'll cover
media pop interview celebrity gossip yeah yeah like is your dream is the
link I'd help fund it really I think you'd be
good at it. Yeah, it would be a great, great, great...
I feel like it would be like, uh...
How about the investors?
Like, Hassan Minhaj or something.
That's an example of the initials.
You need me to laugh so bad.
Or Jimmy.
I feel like that's even worse.
That's even worse.
You know what the worst part is?
He said Hassan's name correctly.
Hassan Minhaj.
Yeah.
Well, uh, great. Nice try. I would give an example of someone for you, but that's literally
everything I talk about. You know what I mean. For the last 30 years. Yeah. The Fallen family
keeps it close. Okay, so we're gonna fund that show. Wait, guys. But is it like a YouTuber
or something? Oh, no, it's on television. Oh, we have to go. Guys, we gotta go. No,
I don't want to.
It's already 6.30?
I don't want to go.
That was the fastest hour 30 of my life.
It has been hour 30, we gotta go.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go there.
What, guys, it's a doctor's day.
I'm down if you guys keep streaming.
I gotta go, though.
On Yerick.
Yeah, I'm not ending.
I'm not ending.
Max Eds, Tim Max Eds.
No, I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
Wait, that was episode two, not a podcast.
No, it wasn't a podcast.
It's not a podcast.
It's not a podcast episode two.
Wait, maybe I can get Loki rich out of this.
Loki?
Yeah, you weren't even live for this, though, so.
Wait, yeah!
Wait, wait, wait!
You weren't even live.
Wait, should we get IRL stream the whole thing?
No.
Yes!
Wait, what if we get IRL stream it?
IRL stream it.
IRL stream it.
IRL stream it.
And then you can follow us home.
And then we'll stay live.
And then when we go to bed, you can stay live.
And you guys can watch all of it.
IRL stream games?
I don't know if you've played that.
I did it once, yeah.
Really?
Don't you get in trouble?
No, you just have to bring everything in a clear plastic bag
try your best to not film other people that you can stream. No! You're literally a professional streamer. You can't stream the game, the game you can't, you can stream your face without the game.
Leslie hates IRL streaming. It's not true. I hate IRL streaming, period. Leslie, I still want to do a YAP and LAPS. We can! What is that? Oh no! We can do it together!
We walk on a treadmill and we stream and we just do it for an hour.
Can we use your time to do that?
Oh, we did that already.
What?
Yeah, we did that when we were playing Valorant and every time we played Valorant we had to
increase the walking speed.
Yeah.
And every time we got a kill we do it every week, once a week.
This is walk and talk, like Premiere 2, doesn't it?
Yeah, I've been lapsed.
It's real.
I don't like the word lapsed.
Why?
dog does it. Like lapping up water? Yeah, that's what I think of not lapping. But you run laps around the track.
Yeah, it's just a bit icky. I like it. I think that's a W. Good luck.
Walk and talk? Yeah, it rhymes. It rhymes. It does. Laps and yaps might be better. Yaps and laps.
Laps and laps. Anything to start a Patreon, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I could get two Patreons.
Patreons one with the apps and that's and one with not yes, and all the money will go to making the content better
What the hell foos?
Wait gifts and subs to Ludwig wait wait, it's not really that was to Ray. It's five don't acknowledge it. Please
Ludwig, but it's foos. I guess I hate that
hell
What the hell why not me?
Offline off on subs you wouldn't see it here though. We're not in your you're not sure
with us oh I got notifications on my phone guys can I say thank you all very
much for coming out to the CS2 event I hope you had a good time oh 10 gifted
cool also thank you guys for doing the shoot today as well it was fun thanks
for having us keep doing this thing where he tells us to do stuff and he
doesn't really tell us all the details or what's going on and like yesterday
It was like a 10-hour shoot day and then like today was a tournament
I was sleepy. It was fun. It was fun. It was cool that everything was set up to stream to though
Can we do it every year please?
Yeah, it's annual. Yeah, we can do it next year at least do we get promised invites to the next one
Would you look at me? Are we all invited? Yeah
I just said I'd met all of you. I was looking at that side. I felt bad not looking at you
So I was including you by making eye contact. Oh wait, that's so thoughtful. Thank you
Yeah
I was thinking about how I like when Leslie was sitting over here because you are always looking at squeaks
And so I was like damn
I feel like they're never looking at me because he's always looking at it's actually freaking true
Squeaks is always looking at Ludwig. You guys are always looking at each other. No, I've been going actually you have
But like I feel like you break your neck every I say yeah, why we're coming there enough. I'm like an owl
No, we're not let's go y'all
All right guys we had fun
Wait, I have a high trade in my chat
I'm getting updates on my phone. I'm not getting a little buzz. I do
Oh
What's our next thing as yeah, oh, I had an idea I have a new game that I thought you on my twitch
I was gonna see your high train
See wait your offline chat actually my offline check is crazy fuck you for not streaming yet
Generally not a single no no they do they will there's not one they're just saying
I have a game for a salt play board game night. Whoa, how did you know that's fun?
How did you genuinely know?
It's board game night, and we play three to five board games depending on time like real board games
IRL well no no we're gonna play like a game version of table top simulator
We got a tabletop simulator or like Monopoly or like the game of light as an exam
We don't have to be like the fast mode. You can be fast. Oh, okay, not really go
Baldur's go I think it's kind of like we did game night, but everyone brings a bored game cool is my choice
Okay, well just take some time. Sorry. Oh, I have a hundred
Come on, come on. Take your time. Take your time. You don't think of it right now
Thank you goon Bob this cake isn't a board again D&D
No, oh, I've already have a character. Okay. What's it? What's this? Yeah? I'm a bard
My character my character is squeak
That's me. No, no, it's a different. Oh, okay. It's a totally unique. Oh, it's sqw ee g
Mine my character be in bread
Inbred freak is that the name or wig?
Not really anybody
To we be on the yard, huh to be be on the yard. What does that mean?
Was I had him on the yard twice and how did you did the episode go well? It did really well bang
I should be clear. I don't know what like you guys won't believe me
I fight 10 more women on the yard every month and every month without fail Nick goes no
Nick goes. Oh, I guess it's his time of the month
So it's Nick's fault. Yeah, he's like, oh here we go every fucking
I've been fighting you guys
You hate us.
He doesn't hate you. He hates...
Women? I thought it was cool though.
Yeah, it's cool.
Damn, it was like that.
Yeah, it is what it is.
How many women have you had on the yard? Six?
You can fucking count them?
That was too quick.
It takes two hands though.
To be our credit, we only had 240 episodes.
That's a lot.
That's abysmal.
That's actually...
That's really bad actually.
That's kind of sad.
thing I know we're laughing about it but genuinely fucking sad yeah and how many
Indian people how many Indian people and please make it relative to the
population of India so point zero zero zero zero zero zero one you know guys
it's not really how we operate get longers on there man
Uh, you know, it's funny, and this is not a joke.
Today, Nick uses one time to prevent launders from ever going to the Yard Podcast.
What?
He uses one time.
What do you mean?
He uses one time.
He said, I will never allow launders on the Yard Podcast today.
He used it.
Wait, what do you mean one time?
Like, everyone gets their one time to block a guest.
Like, hey, I really don't want this person using my one time.
He's using his veto.
Too many Indian people?
To block.
That was not his logic.
I'm not throwing that out there.
I'm surprised it's not a woman. What's the what was it?
It's because he apparently this is
Courage Nick I was there. He was at the CS2 event yesterday and there was a clip of
I forget who maybe it's like
Ron at the desk encouraging over and
And I'm gonna push her this but he's like oh, it's like the the young thug picture
Where he leans over
Yes, I'm talking about no anyway
He says this in the room last night. Oh, that's funny and then and then stream starts and then
There's a moment where that pose happens again and launders goes
Oh, it's like the young thug me and then everyone dies laughing
So Nick is jealous of wonders. He stole show
Nick said you steal everything slime has ever said on earth. Yeah
So you should be fucking vetoed from the yard introducing the year of squeaks
I buy leave I'd give it to a woman
You say that like you deserve an applause
Around should we you actually like fucking looked around I'll fill I say longer get longer on the guys we need to freaking go
Goodbye
Guys next room will be on
Squeaks channel do board game night. Okay, we'll do board. I've been saving the reason I'm not live is because next time
It's gonna be an exclusive squeak stream with everybody from f dot s dot l dot r
We're gonna be playing board games the dots and home eat. Yeah, but that makes it seem like even worse
I'm gonna do the face
Why are you doing that?
I want to do the Google physics, Jesus.
That's just my normal face.
Uh, okay, guys, I'm free Thursday or Sunday.
You get to choose.
What are you talking about?
Oh, we're scheduling it.
Why like this?
OK.
Wait for what?
It's not just a scheduled person.
What for our next for our board game thing?
I have to fly back.
Yeah, you got when you're back.
Thursday or Sunday?
What?
What?
How about on the 30th?
You're free?
No, no, no.
Well, you're flying back, right?
I can't fly back in like two days.
What about Sunday on May?
May.
Maybe.
I like the next day the next month. Yeah, I just need some time
No, I can't do what about me first. Oh, yeah, it's in New York. Welcome to New York. Welcome to New York
We've been smoking we
Okay, how about Friday May 1st?
No, I have sponsored about Saturday. Let's just figure this out after I think he's gonna be difficult
I'm not difficult. I'm I'm willing to you know
I'm going to travel.
OK, this is not a podcast.
What's the F-slur sign?
No, that's Fomly.
No, this is Fomly.
This is F-slur.
Point it down.
Wait, this is F-slur?
Why would this be F-slur?
Because he pointed down.
Wait, what if we all represent our letter?
Wait, Nora's hard to do.
Weakest gang of all time.
These guys pull up.
You're probably freaking going on the other side
of the street.
with these shirts to you
i guess they're watching yours would be like this
like loser
about this
your name's leslie
what's that makes no sense that i'm not i know but like you could be there
no but i'm not a thing
on this
i do it s
unlike this
like this
like this
you're making it
I don't want that to do it.
What the hell?
Gigi fucked the camera.
I'm sorry.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
We are your friends.
We are your friends.
We are your friends.
We are your friends.
We are your friends.
I love you and I will be going to your funeral.
Bye.
We are your friends.