UNBAN FORM BINGO ➡️REACTS➡️THE GREATEST FIGHTING GAME EVER MADE

Ludwig

05-19-2026 · 3h 50m

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[00:01:22] Boys

[00:01:24] What is up y'all damn five months. Thank you little triceratops

[00:01:29] I do love a lulz.

[00:01:35] Lulz old contents snore.

[00:01:49] Thank you very much everybody for all the subs.

[00:01:52] Appreciate all the primers.

[00:01:54] You see Fuzly and Lillian playing 2xKO?

[00:01:56] I know I have to do it.

[00:01:58] Today we're making a change.

[00:02:01] I'm sick of it.

[00:02:03] Today we are making a change.

[00:02:09] I'm just about fucking pissed off.

[00:02:12] I'm pissed, I've had it up to here.

[00:02:15] There's more to go, but that's actually

[00:02:16] like a pretty high relative to my full body.

[00:02:19] This is pretty high up.

[00:02:21] I'm still somewhat upset about this

[00:02:23] enough to take some action.

[00:02:25] Let me tag you into my Discord

[00:02:26] I need them in on this. We need to make a change. It's not clickbait. It's not drama.

[00:02:34] This is accountability. Hi, lobby. Play some badass music, Tim.

[00:02:41] Okay, so we have to have a talk.

[00:02:46] There we go.

[00:02:47] Guys, we have to make a change today.

[00:02:54] I don't like it either.

[00:03:01] I am sick.

[00:03:04] I am tired.

[00:03:07] I am done.

[00:03:09] I want my time back.

[00:03:13] I am losing too much of my time.

[00:03:17] I have spent maybe three hours a day

[00:03:23] watching short form content,

[00:03:25] specifically of a TV show, this Australian guy,

[00:03:30] who goes up to a new person's house in every short

[00:03:32] who he's never met.

[00:03:33] He says, hey, you Craig?

[00:03:35] And the guy goes like, yeah, I'm Craig.

[00:03:37] And then he goes, I'm gonna need my money.

[00:03:39] And then he beats the fuck out of that person.

[00:03:41] I don't know what the TV show is.

[00:03:42] I don't know this TV show is, I've been watching this TV show through shorts every day for the last five days.

[00:03:50] Have you considered not doing it? I don't have self-control!

[00:03:54] I don't have self-control!

[00:03:57] It's called Mr. Inbetween. I'm not being sarcastic when I say I didn't know the name of the TV show,

[00:04:03] but I have probably seen two hours of this TV show through maybe 70 different shorts.

[00:04:11] You're an adult.

[00:04:11] That's why I'm having everyone be held accountable today.

[00:04:16] Okay, I did two things.

[00:04:19] I did two things.

[00:04:20] I deleted x the everything app off the phone.

[00:04:23] I deleted twitter.com off the phone.

[00:04:27] I deleted TikTok off the phone.

[00:04:31] I kept Instagram or call.

[00:04:34] I don't have a great reason for it logically.

[00:04:37] I just low key think that reels are fire.

[00:04:40] Reels are better than reels are pretty fire and also they have messages also

[00:04:47] they have messages and I have to message it's for work probably is what I'll tell

[00:04:51] people it's probably for work I think I need to message people for work I

[00:04:57] literally had to message a guy today for it I don't think and also also I

[00:05:02] don't know if you can do Instagram on like the computer oh I just open it

[00:05:08] you can

[00:05:10] should i delete instagram?

[00:05:12] fuck

[00:05:24] god damn it i'll do it

[00:05:31] i did it! it's gone!

[00:05:33] Okay, should okay, I heard there's a okay. I don't know if this true somebody told me

[00:05:41] There's a way to room. I don't this true

[00:05:43] There's a way to remove YouTube shorts as a recommended option

[00:05:50] On YouTube is it just clicking this show viewer shorts fewer shorts thing

[00:05:57] Is that it

[00:06:03] In settings, you can do it how tell me your ways wise man

[00:06:12] If you turn off your watch history

[00:06:15] Go to your settings and you can change your shorts screen time. Okay, hold up. I'm doing it right now

[00:06:22] Because you two shorts. I okay

[00:06:24] I have the tier lists

[00:06:26] Instagram reels number one

[00:06:29] Okay, it's the best short format tiktok number two

[00:06:31] All right. Number three, and this might be contentious. Number three, Twitter.

[00:06:40] Twitter has been condensing entire movies, and they're longer than the YouTube ones because

[00:06:47] they're like seven minutes long. I've watched like 15 movies. Worst of all is YouTube shorts.

[00:06:55] I think YouTube shorts worst of all. I think YouTube shorts is four. I think YouTube shorts

[00:07:01] This is for Twitter will show porn though a fun surprise a test of your discipline and

[00:07:09] willpower I consider an exercise like curling weights.

[00:07:17] Okay let's go to the settings.

[00:07:23] Time management.

[00:07:28] How is this possible?

[00:07:29] How's this possible?

[00:07:30] How's this possible?

[00:07:31] Okay.

[00:07:32] I pulled up, so YouTube tracks actually your hours.

[00:07:35] It says I average 10 hours a day on YouTube.

[00:07:37] Okay.

[00:07:38] Here's the thing that I don't understand.

[00:07:40] Correct me if I'm wrong here.

[00:07:41] It says on Saturday, I watched YouTube for 29 hours.

[00:07:46] Okay.

[00:07:47] How does that work?

[00:07:48] How did I do that?

[00:07:53] What was that about?

[00:07:55] 29 hours?

[00:07:58] How am I pulling 29 out of 24?

[00:08:00] I'm squeezing water from stone?

[00:08:04] Multiple devices?

[00:08:05] That makes sense.

[00:08:07] Actually, now that you mentioned it, you're right.

[00:08:09] You're right.

[00:08:10] Actually, on my computer, I had a playlist.

[00:08:12] Well, I've been playing CS2 at night with Slime sometimes,

[00:08:16] and I play these playlists.

[00:08:24] I'm listening to a whole core playlists.

[00:08:28] And I'm wide swinging every time you gotta know I'm wide swinging and I'm not counter strafing. I don't know how

[00:08:37] You're so old I I realized that dude I actually realized that watching Jinxie

[00:08:43] Jinxie is the streamer I would be if I was 10 years younger and also funnier when I was 10 years younger

[00:08:49] I'll be it. I'm way better at League of Legends than that guy. Holy shit. Anyway, let's let's

[00:09:00] do it. Shorts feed limits. Shorts feed limits. Zero minutes. Wait, so how does this work now?

[00:09:08] How does this work? So I made it zero minutes. If I open up a short, what happens? I can

[00:09:14] literally by the way, here it is. My two shorts recommended.

[00:09:18] This is the TV show I've been watching and then that's slime.

[00:09:21] My two favorite things. It's supposed to stop. It's it's

[00:09:26] your. Why is it playing? Okay, let me restart the app maybe.

[00:09:37] Oh, there's just no shorts now. Oh my God, there's no

[00:09:42] shorts wait this is insane there are no shorts whoa holy shit holy shit holy shit

[00:09:58] look at this for you page oh my god it's like 2016 all over again oh my god

[00:10:11] Holy shit! This is crazy! I didn't know you could do this!

[00:10:18] How do you do it? You go to settings, and then you go to watch behavior or something like that?

[00:10:26] Settings?

[00:10:33] I don't know how to find it on the desktop.

[00:10:36] I'll be honest, I found it on the phone.

[00:10:45] It's only on mobile, but it affects your desktop, which is kind of cool.

[00:10:53] Snapchat has the worst shorts.

[00:10:54] I'm 30.

[00:10:55] I'm not on Snapchat.

[00:10:56] I think most 30 year olds on Snapchat are weird, I think.

[00:11:02] Is this weird to say?

[00:11:03] Is that hurtful to say?

[00:11:04] I don't know.

[00:11:05] I feel like if you're 30 on Snapchat.

[00:11:06] three reasons. You're keeping up a snap streak. Okay. With

[00:11:10] with friends. That's fine. You haven't grown up enough yet.

[00:11:16] Okay. That's all right. Pedophile. That's probably the

[00:11:20] third. I don't know. I don't know. That's a heavy accusation

[00:11:23] I've levied. I'm just saying that's what I assume are the

[00:11:25] three reasons. I don't feel like I can come up with a fourth.

[00:11:29] I assume those are the big three.

[00:11:36] Do you get grandfathered in to snap if you have a snap score or a snap streak? It's fine. I

[00:11:43] Realize a lot of friendships are so fragile that if the snap streak goes the friendship goes and I think it's okay

[00:11:50] I think it's okay to acknowledge that

[00:11:54] That's all right

[00:11:56] You're having an affair?

[00:12:05] That's a good fourth reason.

[00:12:06] Well, it's not a who's sorry.

[00:12:07] Hold on.

[00:12:08] I want to pause that.

[00:12:09] I want to take that back.

[00:12:10] I don't think that's a good.

[00:12:11] Sorry.

[00:12:12] That is a reason I would believe for someone to have it.

[00:12:14] That's a better phrasing.

[00:12:16] That's a better phrasing.

[00:12:18] And that's why we, that's why we have the opportunity to correct ourselves in

[00:12:21] this world.

[00:12:22] Are we watching the new minister beast video?

[00:12:25] If it's good, I wasn't planning on.

[00:12:27] I'll be real, I wasn't planning on.

[00:12:29] If it's fire, maybe, but I really wasn't planning on it.

[00:12:35] Who's in the building?

[00:12:37] He's trying to enter my bag.

[00:12:38] Hope she literally is.

[00:12:40] Okay, I got a bag of takeout.

[00:12:42] She's sitting in the bag.

[00:12:44] All right, have fun.

[00:12:46] That hat does not fit your head, what?

[00:12:48] Hope you are doing well, don't wink.

[00:12:50] Do you think I have a big head?

[00:12:51] Affairs can be good. Affairs can be good. I don't think there's... I don't think you can make up a good reason for an affair.

[00:13:01] I don't think there's ever a reason to betray the trust of somebody and do an affair. You just break up with them and then find a new partner.

[00:13:08] The only reason you would do an affair is if you're perhaps cowardly

[00:13:16] Fear

[00:13:18] Pussy-ness

[00:13:20] Foreign affairs

[00:13:23] Wow as an American I also think we're pretty bad at that too. Oh lie. Our foreign affairs aren't great either

[00:13:28] What about a trist though? I don't know what that word means. T-R-Y-S-T.

[00:13:42] Independent escorts. How did you know that so quickly? Oh no, it's an agreement between

[00:13:51] lovers. What? I don't understand what this is.

[00:13:56] Both lovers have to hurry to keep their noon time

[00:13:58] trist in the park.

[00:13:59] Are they having sex in the park?

[00:14:00] What does that mean?

[00:14:04] Otto, I needed something from you.

[00:14:06] Otto, what did I have for you?

[00:14:14] Stop.

[00:14:21] Otto, in the game of Counter-Strike 2,

[00:14:23] When you win a round and you're the MVP,

[00:14:27] your game will play a soundtrack

[00:14:30] that you can download or purchase.

[00:14:34] All right?

[00:14:38] I don't have it happen to me too often,

[00:14:40] but it happens occasionally.

[00:14:42] I don't know why no one you're trying

[00:14:44] don't need a dancing game respect

[00:14:45] the performance screen.

[00:14:46] I'm in the sand, the best, the same.

[00:14:49] So my question for you,

[00:14:50] The game of Counter-Strike 2 is moddable.

[00:14:54] Is there a way to mod Counter-Strike 2 to have a custom sound play in real games that isn't something you need to purchase through Valve directly?

[00:15:06] Does that make sense?

[00:15:12] Could I, as an example, play...

[00:15:20] Okay, I'll just play it but like seriously be chill about it. Okay. I got you

[00:15:43] What about only doing it locally is there a way to do it locally it doesn't play for the other players

[00:15:48] But locally it replaces it.

[00:15:51] Oh my god, that is a YouTube short.

[00:15:53] Why did I just pull up a YouTube short?

[00:15:55] Oh my god, I just said we're not going to watch them!

[00:15:59] Fuck!

[00:16:01] She put chat on screen?

[00:16:06] Yeah, I just can't do it for the first 30 seconds

[00:16:08] because sometimes you guys say curse words

[00:16:09] and then my YouTube video gets demonetized.

[00:16:11] Speaking of demonetized,

[00:16:13] my CS2 video got flagged for demonetization.

[00:16:16] Why?

[00:16:18] Because we were shooting each other.

[00:16:24] I want a custom kit for local and I'll tell you why. Okay. I'll tell you why.

[00:16:30] Because on Friday, guys, on Friday, it is the return of the beat-off.

[00:16:40] We're bringing the beat off back this time bigger than ever because a new competitor

[00:16:51] is joining the field.

[00:16:53] Aiden.

[00:16:56] Beat off his back baby.

[00:16:59] Beat off back baby.

[00:17:03] I want to have three judges.

[00:17:05] I want it to be Porter Robinson.

[00:17:06] I want it to be B-shoe and I want it to be Nakey Jakey.

[00:17:08] Actually you know what?

[00:17:09] text them all. Getting porn or

[00:17:14] Robinson will answer me. I looked at his number my phone I don't have it. I don't

[00:17:27] know why I thought I did.

[00:17:39] Okay, I'm asking a Jakey

[00:18:09] Okay, let me also ask Horner Fuck, damn it.

[00:18:27] I don't remember Porter's discord name.

[00:18:31] This is like one of the worst things about modern day messages.

[00:18:37] If somebody's Discord name isn't their name, it's impossible to find.

[00:18:52] Bad friend.

[00:18:53] It's like Timo Top or something.

[00:18:56] like it has it's it has nothing to do with anything

[00:19:08] fuck I can't find it dude fucking I don't have Instagram oh my god

[00:19:26] It's something with an M, I think.

[00:19:32] Maybe there's a way to look through your friends, actually.

[00:19:36] That's probably a thing, right?

[00:19:37] I would do that if I started a social media site.

[00:19:39] Is there a way to, like, look through all your friends?

[00:19:42] Oh, I have 370 online right now.

[00:19:46] Oh.

[00:19:47] How many do I have?

[00:19:50] I have 785 total friends.

[00:19:52] Wait, how many Discord friends do people have?

[00:19:55] Damn, I've not looked through this in a while.

[00:20:00] Arcadem?

[00:20:01] That is not a name I have heard in a long time.

[00:20:07] Interesting.

[00:20:08] Phase B.

[00:20:09] It's very cool.

[00:20:10] Damn, my friends are kind of lit.

[00:20:13] I could sell this shit.

[00:20:14] Bobby Scar.

[00:20:16] There's no way to oh my god

[00:20:35] This is going to take me too long unless it's right here.

[00:20:46] Okay, this is, this is, this is not, I can't do this on stream.

[00:20:57] I'm literally just going to be silently scrolling.

[00:21:07] Hi, Coots!

[00:21:10] Hello.

[00:21:15] Okay, now I can't see anything.

[00:21:23] Are there mods? I can tell you Porter's thing.

[00:21:25] Wait, can you just say the first letter? I don't need you to dox it

[00:21:28] Just literally say the first letter because then I can look it up. Just give me the first letter, bro

[00:21:36] Okay, I can't reach out anymore cuz Coots is in the way. Coots come on. Okay

[00:21:41] Coots

[00:21:43] Coots

[00:21:45] Coots

[00:21:47] That's not pee

[00:21:50] My god now I'm just having random letters

[00:21:52] I love you buddy. I can't see.

[00:21:56] Kuta can't see. Thank you.

[00:22:00] Hey, my computer just went down. Okay.

[00:22:08] She literally stepped on the...

[00:22:14] It's J?

[00:22:18] Is Jermah the same guy?

[00:22:26] I do want to come on here?

[00:22:27] Come here.

[00:22:28] You didn't tell my lad too long.

[00:22:33] Oh my god, it is J.

[00:22:43] I'm doing a beat off with my friends on Friday.

[00:22:47] Would you be down to judge our beats from the beat-off?

[00:22:54] It would take 20 minutes tops.

[00:22:56] It's not jay robinson, that would be crazy.

[00:23:05] Yeah, it's me jay.

[00:23:10] Thank you very much.

[00:23:11] I appreciate that.

[00:23:12] That was a youtube chatter, w youtube chatter.

[00:23:16] He's on a South American tour right now.

[00:23:19] Yeah, I can oblongos.

[00:23:22] This is so embarrassing. Look at my YouTube recommended.

[00:23:25] Apparently they don't remove shorts from your...

[00:23:28] ...suggested.

[00:23:31] This show does seem fire.

[00:23:33] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:23:35] I mean, obviously I can't say I've actually watched it.

[00:23:37] It's a fire show through shorts though.

[00:23:41] Mostly just because Australians are naturally charming.

[00:23:46] It doesn't work on the website. It does. It does. It saved my homepage. My homepage is

[00:23:56] fixed. I mean obviously I can still see him on the homepage but whatever. Who do you got

[00:24:03] winning? Okay, so you're the Spurs tonight? Who's home? Probably the Spurs. Is it okay

[00:24:12] I see at home, still the spurs I think.

[00:24:21] You're getting second tabbed, buddy Sativa, you have one opportunity right now to put me on your main monitor or your perm event.

[00:24:28] We don't fuck around around here, bro.

[00:24:30] I am on your main monitor, or I'm not on your screen.

[00:24:39] Why the fuck are my viewers dropping?

[00:24:41] Thank you the three months. I appreciate that this

[00:24:49] Money match one sub brother you got SSBM in the fucking main dog. Well, you made your account a year ago. You're probably asked

[00:24:58] You made your twitch account a year ago with SSBM in the name. You're probably asked from a butt. Did you play?

[00:25:03] You're probably shit

[00:25:06] Lucky thing the 14 months

[00:25:08] I'm not gonna play you right now. I haven't I have you think I come in a stream and I go

[00:25:18] I like to heavenly kiss my time. I'm gonna play SPM on a score of 1.

[00:25:21] When I eat a crepe I want to make sweet sweet love to the crepe and then eat the babies

[00:25:26] with the waffle or pancake. I just don't get that.

[00:25:31] You guys have to understand I am one of the top streamers in the world right? Like

[00:25:36] Let's just look

[00:25:38] All right, this is the top 50 look

[00:25:41] Okay, I'm not in the top 50. That's fine top 100

[00:25:54] Right I am one of the top 106 streamers

[00:25:59] Okay, I'm up there with people like forcing

[00:26:03] T2 X2

[00:26:04] Polinho, okay? You gotta understand I come in a stream with the plan prepared

[00:26:19] I'm not washed I'm just a multi streamer now, and they don't have a cool-ass website like that for you, too

[00:26:34] I

[00:26:48] Alright boys today, it's gonna be a shorter stream. I've been banging out long ass streams

[00:26:52] I think we did like a 12 hour stream Saturday a 10 hour stream

[00:26:56] Friday six hour stream seven hour eight or stream on Sunday

[00:27:00] So I'm due for a short one boys. I'm gonna run four hours today

[00:27:04] We're probably going to run for hours today, so I guess I'll get there.

[00:27:07] Wait, I had something else I wanted to do.

[00:27:10] Oh, I wanted to do a Wikipedia race with Joe and then another person, but I was trying to actually think of who the other person would be.

[00:27:28] I can't do Big A in stands.

[00:27:31] The A stands is too good and I don't want to do big A because I don't want to do big A without stance because I think it's mean to stance.

[00:27:42] Adapt. That's a crazy pole.

[00:27:48] Adapt would be kind of fire.

[00:27:54] That's a crazy pole.

[00:27:56] I kind of like that.

[00:28:09] I can also do Pookie.

[00:28:13] Small Ant, brother.

[00:28:14] I'm not going to invite Joe Bart to get his ass fucking beat by Small Ant, who in preparation

[00:28:19] for a Wikipedia race looked up every article.

[00:28:23] So I looked up every article and I have a database of the shortest route to go from

[00:28:25] A to B.

[00:28:26] I coded my own path on Claude to find out the best algorithm.

[00:28:34] I can now get every single word within three connections, Max.

[00:28:37] It's like, it's not really gonna be the vibe.

[00:28:44] I'd rather it be adept than he looks up Cumquat.

[00:28:48] And he's like, fuck dude, I never knew it looked like that.

[00:28:51] I

[00:29:05] Let's see if Jo's down to do tomorrow Joe and it is dreams of the animals

[00:29:17] Little big plan keys

[00:29:21] How about Big Finebird? Brother, Big Finebird needs to learn how to do Big Fucking Glodar.

[00:29:41] I got pissed off today. I opened Twitter on the desktop. First thing I see, let me pull

[00:29:44] up the tweet because it pissed me right the fuck off.

[00:29:49] The stream after fine loses a tournament or event is always crazy because he starts imitating

[00:29:52] a bunch of new shit in tech he just never did and it's like I'm watching an evil glow.

[00:29:57] Okay.

[00:29:58] Why are we glazing a top runner for fucking learning shit?

[00:30:02] He should have damn learned three months ago.

[00:30:04] What are we doing here?

[00:30:07] He's a big damned idiot.

[00:30:11] He should know how to blowdar.

[00:30:12] You should have known that when I was speaking damn Chinese.

[00:30:23] How about Jinxie? I like Jinxie. Jinxie's chat scares me though.

[00:30:27] I will lie. Jinxie's chat scares me.

[00:30:33] Any streamer with more than 30K viewers terrifies me.

[00:30:42] I said I'm better than Jinxia League of Legends and he's not gonna hit whatever it was emerald or diamond

[00:30:49] Brother, I had first time viewers in here telling me to blow my shit off smooth. He's got shooters

[00:30:55] Maybe they're from tarpon springs, but the blikky still clicks

[00:31:00] Cajal's chat's nice. Cajal's got a great cat. Wow. Hold on depends

[00:31:08] He's got a great chat when he's playing Pokemon of Connor

[00:31:12] when he's watching a pro league game, one of the players f$%$ up one play and its like

[00:31:22] gg their sh$t they should be banned from ever playing the game again

[00:31:25] one's geogas returning video dropping soon ish

[00:31:35] shate drizzle said he's struggling on the edit

[00:31:37] I said shakey you figure this sh$t out bro

[00:31:41] We're 7000 videos deep. You got this

[00:31:54] That's all eSports true you're not wrong dude I watched the rainbow six tourney last night

[00:32:02] Shop of higher belly in second place. It was sad bro. I mean obviously

[00:32:08] Obviously, whatever, it's not for me because I like Chopfly, but damn, we got our shit

[00:32:17] pushing.

[00:32:24] Good ass run.

[00:32:25] True.

[00:32:26] It was a good ass run.

[00:32:27] It was a good ass run.

[00:32:30] Who's a better gamer?

[00:32:31] You were Jinxie.

[00:32:32] I think Jinxie, his greatest gaming accomplishments hitting the highest rank in Rainbow Six

[00:32:38] siege. I don't count. Okay. It's tell me it is a bad take and I'm open to it being a bad take.

[00:32:47] I don't

[00:32:50] respect the pedigree of top clash player as much as other games

[00:33:00] because the game has too many pay to win elements for me to respect it as a gaming accomplishment.

[00:33:08] I'm not saying the game doesn't take skill, that is not what I'm saying.

[00:33:15] But I respect games where you can pay to be better at, less skillful, than games where

[00:33:22] a new player has the same level of advantage as someone who's been playing the game ten

[00:33:28] years.

[00:33:29] If you boot up Counter-Strike 2, we're all shooting the same gun, you know?

[00:33:38] clash it's like you just you get to have new guns

[00:33:52] some skins make you better it's true if you have the dragon lore op it hits more percent

[00:33:58] than less percent.

[00:34:08] Would you beat Jinxie and Chess?

[00:34:09] Can we not?

[00:34:10] Like, what are we talking about here?

[00:34:14] The thing is, Jinxie's like electric, right?

[00:34:16] A lot of people like watching Jinxie.

[00:34:18] He's got Gotham Chess reviewing 400 level games.

[00:34:22] I'm a 1300 level player.

[00:34:24] I'm not great at chess.

[00:34:26] but I am better than someone who hasn't grinded chests.

[00:34:32] I'm just older, bro, I've played more.

[00:34:34] I'm just older, bro, I've played more.

[00:34:36] I'm just older, bro, I've played more.

[00:34:38] I'm just older, bro, I've played more.

[00:34:41] I'm just older, bro, I've played more.

[00:34:44] Yes, 1300, you heard me right.

[00:34:49] Look, check it out, I got you.

[00:34:51] We're gonna do unbanned forms right after this. I'm just gonna show you real quick

[00:34:58] This is this is like one of my alt accounts. It's just a 900 level game

[00:35:03] Let's go for the scotch

[00:35:14] Fuck is this scary is this scary

[00:35:21] Oh my god, I wasted so much time.

[00:35:27] Holy fuck.

[00:35:29] Oh my god, I choked.

[00:35:33] Oh my god, I'm down a whole piece.

[00:35:40] Fuck.

[00:36:13] you used to meet holy fuck that was smart

[00:36:33] oh my god

[00:36:43] He honestly played like a pussy, like I feel like we should talk about that.

[00:36:57] Ah boys!

[00:36:58] Let's do a bit of un-ban forms we haven't done in a while.

[00:37:04] You guys know how it works though, we play a little game of bingo, once we hit bingo

[00:37:08] We are done with our unban forms bingo board maker

[00:37:14] Now quite a few people have been banned on this stream

[00:37:16] I've had a few let's say angry streaks when things aren't going my way

[00:37:21] So today we are going to make an unban form bingo board

[00:37:27] I need you guys to help me by giving me suggestions of things. We are likely to see in this bingo board

[00:37:34] What are some things we are likely to see from the unbans?

[00:37:39] Alright?

[00:37:40] Alright, sure, slur.

[00:37:42] Love it.

[00:37:43] Well, I don't.

[00:37:44] Uh, AI Apology.

[00:37:45] Okay.

[00:37:46] Sexist.

[00:37:47] Sure.

[00:37:48] Friend.

[00:37:49] Did it.

[00:37:51] Okay.

[00:37:52] Uh, double down.

[00:37:55] Um, what else?

[00:37:58] What else?

[00:37:59] What else?

[00:38:00] Good Apology.

[00:38:31] Ludwig Band. Fine, fine, fine, fine.

[00:38:37] Baxed Seater. Sure.

[00:38:41] First-time chatter. 999 plus chatter.

[00:38:45] Former sub.

[00:38:50] Self promo.

[00:38:55] T1 viewer. I don't know if that's gonna happen.

[00:38:58] other streamer stream watcher maybe that's better way to put it big fan I just

[00:39:10] want to read chat how about that I won't do it again great crossband counting

[00:39:19] Five plus your follower didn't deserve called me gay second band

[00:39:40] 6-7? Is that even a reason we banned? I don't think we would.

[00:39:59] I'm a frog? All right.

[00:40:06] Whoa.

[00:40:09] How many you got?

[00:40:16] I'll get more than enough.

[00:40:22] All right, let's do it.

[00:40:29] We got a bingo board here it is

[00:40:37] Okay, we're gonna end when we get bingo. That's it. We're gonna end we get bingo

[00:40:41] We're gonna put on a speedrun timer. We're gonna see if we can get a record for our fastest bingo

[00:40:59] All right, let me pull my band forms.

[00:41:08] And I think we are good to go.

[00:41:10] Okay, I have a slight issue today.

[00:41:12] My third monitor doesn't work, which is tilting.

[00:41:16] What it is, what it is.

[00:41:24] 5 boys here's our bingo board we're gonna try to see how quickly we can get bingo speedrun timer starts after I read the first

[00:41:38] unban requests three two you can do this maybe

[00:41:48] Oh, fuck, I'm blocking.

[00:42:08] Shit, is there a way to not block?

[00:42:11] I can put the cam in the top right and then just make it a little smaller.

[00:42:22] How's that?

[00:42:28] That's kind of good wait I kind of cooked here.

[00:43:21] Tim fucking nuked their ass.

[00:43:25] First of all, whoever banned me, fuck you.

[00:43:27] What the hell did I do for getting banned?

[00:43:30] I just asked if he was watching an anime

[00:43:31] and that got me banned, stupid mods.

[00:43:33] If Ludd is reading this, man,

[00:43:35] you need to keep a watch on these mods,

[00:43:36] or at least this mod.

[00:43:38] First off, Tim, get fucking owned.

[00:43:40] Second off, that's a double down.

[00:43:42] That is a double down.

[00:43:43] Do we have it?

[00:43:45] Do we have double down?

[00:43:46] Yes, we do.

[00:43:48] That's a double down.

[00:43:49] We're counting that one.

[00:43:50] I will unban.

[00:43:51] I will unban. No, I haven't seen it bro.

[00:43:56] Next. Next, next, next.

[00:44:00] You suck and I banned them.

[00:44:06] You suck and I banned them.

[00:44:08] I genuinely don't know what this is from.

[00:44:13] I don't know what game I was playing or what.

[00:44:17] And then they said can confirm he still sucks.

[00:44:21] hold up let's take a look we're gonna go to cell you know we're gonna try to

[00:44:29] track down this is May 9th at 951 in the morning 951 in the morning that's

[00:44:37] kind of shocking no May 9th I was just watching Minecraft

[00:44:51] I was just watching Minecraft

[00:44:55] This was the first week of the tournament I wasn't even playing the fuck that I did

[00:45:03] Brother I wasn't even playing

[00:45:08] Shut up and play Mario. Where's come dog? You know what?

[00:45:15] Shit, I'm allowed to say that

[00:45:21] I don't think this is all the unbanned form, right?

[00:45:28] This isn't a bingo board.

[00:45:30] Oh!

[00:45:31] Oh, I thought it was a first-time chatter.

[00:45:32] They wrote two in 2026, February 5th, and then they wrote, Ludwig...

[00:45:39] Uh-huh.

[00:45:40] Sucks that cod.

[00:45:41] Then they got banned.

[00:45:42] Low kitty, my fault, OG.

[00:45:44] I understand why I was banned.

[00:45:46] Typing modified slurs is probably not a good idea, but to be fair, he was playing pretty

[00:45:50] bad in that search and destroy match, like legit hard scoping between two targets and

[00:45:55] only killing maybe two people the entire match type bad.

[00:45:59] I honestly don't type very often and mostly want to be unbanned so I can gamble chat points

[00:46:02] occasionally.

[00:46:03] Uh, you know, it won't happen again on all that type grip.

[00:46:07] What the fuck is type grip?

[00:46:09] Okay, first off, this maybe counts as slur, because it is a modified slur, but I also

[00:46:17] think it's a decent apology most importantly though they're making fun of

[00:46:24] my gameplay where is it mad at gameplay that's the one we're gonna use here mad

[00:46:31] at gameplay I genuinely am trying my best bro oh my god nice two million

[00:46:42] dollar house and a colon three that is easy that is a first time chatter wait a

[00:46:49] slime ban is bingo a slime ban is bingo dude a slime ban is genuinely bingo this

[00:46:58] is a Ludwig ban

[00:47:00] love you might be buns uninsulted game let me install the game wait is 30 oh

[00:47:06] this was a viewer who was making fun of my rivals be through to skill I said

[00:47:11] 1v1 me right now they said they didn't want to buy the game so they were

[00:47:16] calling me but without even having played the game my bad I'm not a hate

[00:47:20] watcher my buns common was in jest cuz I had been seeing girl you might be buns

[00:47:26] one fun when some funny shit happens in squeak streams didn't translate

[00:47:31] over well and let copy of my pants down the mouth I get it I didn't back

[00:47:35] of my trash talk but perma for that seems huge no I don't think Ludwig Banz on

[00:47:45] this one right they have over 1,000 messages so it's a 999 plus chatter I

[00:47:56] will unban it's okay I guess we are buns wait a squeaks mention also let's

[00:48:04] Let's do Squeaks mentioned because that's I think rarer. I'm gonna mark down Squeaks mentioned. I think that's more rare

[00:48:11] You are so ass okay, why is it would be me to me?

[00:48:16] Fuck there would be me to me

[00:48:27] Sorry for the rage baits

[00:48:34] I don't think truth equals ban fuck right off I don't I don't think this is

[00:48:50] anything I don't think it's anything didn't deserve oh oh oh bingo bingo five

[00:49:01] minutes holy shit it's a world record it's a world record we have a slime band

[00:49:13] wait that's actually insane sub six but we have to find out one final thing before

[00:49:20] we're done why did slime ban them the sea bass one is never typed in my chat

[00:49:28] although they were previously subbed. They've also been following me for almost six years.

[00:49:34] So the question is, what did they do that pissed Slime off so badly?

[00:49:44] They wrote, sorry Tim, it was a bad, unfunny joke, you don't deserve that, sorry Tim.

[00:49:58] This could be anything. I mean I saw Slime Band somebody in his chat the other day because

[00:50:06] they said, how are you? And he said, don't fucking ask me that. I'm not trying to be

[00:50:10] your fucking friend. Don't ask me how I'm doing. Okay, what the fuck, dude, what? Dude,

[00:50:22] I was so ready to be on your side. What is that?

[00:50:26] That's a crazy I couldn't have I'm sorry pause the music. I couldn't have crafted that I

[00:50:34] Couldn't have thought of what that was gonna be

[00:50:41] You got crazy you got crazy fucking thoughts in your head, bro

[00:50:47] Get behind me Tim Tim get behind us

[00:50:52] I'm gonna deny dude. That was fucking crazy

[00:51:01] All right, that's bingo

[00:51:03] That's me. Oh, anyway, congratulations everybody. That is your bingo moment of the day

[00:51:10] That is your unbanned forms of the day. We're done

[00:51:14] easy

[00:51:16] That was easy

[00:51:19] That she might be a YouTube short. I don't even know if that was a full-ass video house. We got a world record there

[00:51:27] We got a world record

[00:51:32] Do another one we might do what we can do in a mile

[00:51:34] I mean we can do one at the start of every stream. We don't got to beat it into the ground on the first stream

[00:51:37] You know what I'm saying?

[00:51:42] Barely long enough for her short says Stadler

[00:51:45] There's actually a video I really wanted to watch.

[00:51:50] I don't know if I have enough time.

[00:51:53] Fuck, I don't have enough time. I have a sponsor stream today.

[00:51:59] I didn't realize how long this video was.

[00:52:03] Minecraft drama video? What drama video?

[00:52:09] Please not MrBeast or Minecraft. It was actually neither, but it's just a little too long.

[00:52:14] It's a video called crossing China one cigarette at a time and I want it to watch it.

[00:52:25] We might watch it tomorrow.

[00:52:26] It might be a tomorrow angle.

[00:52:37] The video seems fire because this is the guy that actually inspired not the trip to

[00:52:43] China but my goal for my trip to China because this is the guy I saw a video of him it's actually

[00:52:53] maybe this video right here where he's biking across China and somebody invites him into their

[00:52:58] home to eat which is why I made my goal when I went to China to do that but we'll watch it we'll

[00:53:03] We'll watch it tomorrow.

[00:53:06] Can we watch the Luigi video?

[00:53:10] Yahoo!

[00:53:12] Okay, no.

[00:53:16] You can't watch the...

[00:53:17] Okay, what did I want to look up pause? I wanted to look up. What was it think think think think think think think think think think

[00:53:40] I think Ludwig and Slopp, Ludwig and Slopp, this is also 40 minutes.

[00:53:45] Mr. Beast is too long. Fuck.

[00:53:52] I have a third video.

[00:53:58] I'm beginning to watch this video. Let's see it.

[00:54:03] I saw Will, or excuse me, Joe watch a bit of it yesterday and it looked fire.

[00:54:10] It's a video called, I investigated the country where it's illegal to be fat.

[00:54:18] Obviously a little bit of a click bait, especially when you look at the thumbnail.

[00:54:24] But I think we've all heard some things about the beauty standards of Korea.

[00:54:30] So I'm curious, let's take a look together.

[00:54:32] Don't be fat.

[00:54:33] Don't be ugly.

[00:54:34] Don't be poor.

[00:54:35] I'm sure you know, it's like the plastic surgery capital.

[00:54:36] Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?

[00:54:42] This is the Minecraft drama video by the way if you wanna watch it.

[00:54:45] It is officially over.

[00:54:47] Marla, who was ranked as the number one Minecraft TV viewer on her own...

[00:54:51] I don't know, fuck, sorry.

[00:54:52] I'm sorry, I don't know if that's rude.

[00:54:53] I don't, um, care. I'm 30.

[00:54:55] Uuuum, okay.

[00:55:00] Saudi apathize.

[00:55:01] South Korea, the world's beauty capital, where being fat isn't just frowned upon.

[00:55:05] That's AI for sure, no?

[00:55:09] The art style just looks AI.

[00:55:13] It's hard for me to tell.

[00:55:14] You're openly shamed.

[00:55:16] Help owners will clearly say to you, like, oh,

[00:55:18] yeah, that's no toast for you.

[00:55:19] In a country where our parents can feel like currency,

[00:55:22] the pressure to be thin is everywhere.

[00:55:24] On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows,

[00:55:27] a constant reminder to change and be better.

[00:55:30] Creating a standard so intense it's

[00:55:32] driving a surgeon weight loss drugs, extreme dieting,

[00:55:35] Dude, this is edited like a Fox investigative report.

[00:55:41] Like a local news stations report.

[00:55:44] Potentially something much worse.

[00:55:46] Okay, so I have to get the 75 kilograms?

[00:55:48] I'm here to find out just how bad it really is.

[00:55:50] Included, I'm here to find out.

[00:55:52] Everybody, before we get started with the day,

[00:55:54] I want to see what level of freak show

[00:55:56] the locals are gonna see me as.

[00:55:57] So behind me, there's a fat test

[00:55:59] that are in all the parks in Korea.

[00:56:01] They really just said, let's gamify emotional damage.

[00:56:03] So whatever I get here is gonna dictate.

[00:56:05] Is that true?

[00:56:06] This is in every park in Korea.

[00:56:07] That seems like a lie, right?

[00:56:09] How I feel about myself today,

[00:56:11] and probably how I eat.

[00:56:12] So according to Google Translate,

[00:56:14] this first one here, it says you're an alien dot, dot, dot.

[00:56:17] I mean, I'd rather be called an alien than a fat ass.

[00:56:19] So I guess if I can't fit-

[00:56:21] Is it common though?

[00:56:23] Is it in a lot of parks?

[00:56:26] Through this I'm not considered human.

[00:56:30] That was very close.

[00:56:32] This next one is...

[00:56:35] This is actually common?

[00:56:39] Please, what does it say?

[00:56:43] That's crazy!

[00:56:48] Oh my god, I'm scraping it.

[00:56:55] It's very common.

[00:56:59] This is insane, no?

[00:57:02] But just let somebody buy a scale at home. This is crazy

[00:57:08] It's common over East Asia

[00:57:11] You see I've seen I

[00:57:15] Know there's a shrine in Japan that has something similar, but I mean I've been all over Japan in China

[00:57:20] And I didn't see it one time

[00:57:22] Yeah, we're good there. Okay, so the next one is just chubby. So not as wordy as the other ones

[00:57:27] But still just as hurtful chubby

[00:57:32] This is changing the breakfast plans very quickly.

[00:57:38] Crazy to think that I'm considered chubby in Korea, because I like to think that I'm in a pretty good shape.

[00:57:43] So after chubby, here we have average, which I would never be so grateful to be called mid in my entire life.

[00:57:48] I would love to be average.

[00:57:50] And then we have thin, thin, and then here says skinny, and it looks like they've removed actually one of the poles here.

[00:57:57] of the poles here because maybe like it was probably too extreme like I don't even think

[00:58:01] a 90 day fast in a caved in rib cage I could fit through that yeah I mean that's at 15 centimeters

[00:58:06] is absurd your bones should be wider than that because like thin barely my quad goes through that

[00:58:13] and the crazy thing about all of this is that this is literally in the middle of a children's

[00:58:18] park and they're probably gonna see this as a game and you want to beat the game so I just go

[00:58:23] to this and if I can't fit through it I'm gonna do whatever it takes to be able to fit through

[00:58:26] eventually. So I think it just causes a lot of issues.

[00:58:29] The dot dot dot on the fattest one I'm covering it a bit. The

[00:58:31] fattest one having a dot dot dot is fucking insane. You're

[00:58:37] really bad. Is it for kids not adults? I mean, I assume it's,

[00:58:44] I don't know. If it's worse, if it's for kids to be clear,

[00:58:47] right? I don't necessarily think that's a great thing to

[00:58:53] to have at parks for kids.

[00:58:55] Korea has a zero calorie and zero sugar obsession.

[00:58:59] And because of that, there's tons of different spots that cater towards that.

[00:59:02] So if I want to be able to fit through that tree a little later on, there's

[00:59:06] certain things that we have to do.

[00:59:07] So the first spot that we're checking out is the zero store.

[00:59:10] So zero calories and zero employees.

[00:59:12] This is just having to serve yourself on a place.

[00:59:15] This is pretty sick.

[00:59:18] I just feel like I found a loophole in my fitness journey.

[00:59:20] No way.

[00:59:21] It's zero calorie ice cream.

[00:59:23] How is zero calories?

[00:59:27] How is that possible?

[00:59:28] That's just water.

[00:59:30] They're doing like zero calories.

[00:59:31] Well actually, hold up.

[00:59:32] If you were to take a soda, a diet soda,

[00:59:34] and then freeze that,

[00:59:35] I guess that's a zero calorie snack, right?

[00:59:39] Zero sugar, there's zero calorie peanut butter,

[00:59:42] which sounds like I'd rather have enough allergy to take.

[00:59:44] How do you, how is that, how is that as it exists?

[00:59:46] It's that, then a bunch of high protein foods here.

[00:59:49] This is sick.

[00:59:50] Wow.

[00:59:54] I've never seen a Coke Zero Tall Boy.

[00:59:58] Oh, I have to get that.

[01:00:00] That's so sick.

[01:00:01] I wonder if they have Zero Calorie Pizza.

[01:00:03] Just like cardboard that has a tomato scent.

[01:00:06] 43 gram protein in that, that's a hefty boy.

[01:00:09] That's good.

[01:00:09] I swear, I think this must be what heaven looks like.

[01:00:12] There was so many different options of Zero Calorie,

[01:00:15] Zero Sugar Snacks to choose from,

[01:00:17] especially Jelly,

[01:00:18] which is often seen as Korean ozempic,

[01:00:20] providing you with something to fill your stomach

[01:00:23] with little to no calories at all.

[01:00:25] All this unsupervised protein is pretty incredible.

[01:00:27] Koreans must be trustworthy.

[01:00:29] All right, so we got a few things from the zero store.

[01:00:31] We got to start off with the zero calorie ice cream.

[01:00:33] I don't, like, what is this?

[01:00:35] Is this supposed to be like great white shark flavor?

[01:00:37] Like, it doesn't really tell me anything, and I can't.

[01:00:38] It kind of looks fire, like that store.

[01:00:41] Not as a standalone store,

[01:00:42] but if that was a section at a grocery store.

[01:00:45] I really understand the back of it,

[01:00:46] but it's pretty in your face about being zero calories.

[01:00:49] So you really can't forget it.

[01:00:53] All right, so visually, shark-like as in gray and ominous.

[01:00:57] It looks like meat that's been left in the freezer

[01:00:59] for like a month.

[01:01:01] Yeah, it looks fucking nasty.

[01:01:02] Smells actually fire though.

[01:01:04] It looks like clay.

[01:01:07] Wow, what?

[01:01:08] Not as offensive as I thought it was gonna be.

[01:01:11] That's actually quite good.

[01:01:12] There's a lot of flavor going on.

[01:01:14] I thought it was gonna be very neutral.

[01:01:15] It's very fruit punchy.

[01:01:16] It must be chemically when you bite it

[01:01:21] It doesn't taste bad it just doesn't taste like anything really

[01:01:26] Just the outside is very fruity insides nice and like red like that

[01:01:30] but

[01:01:31] If I was on a diet to keep my mouth out of trouble

[01:01:35] Very good. We're gonna be trying to be pretty heavy jelly present the malnutrition maximizer because there's literally

[01:01:41] I mean there's nothing in it zero calories

[01:01:44] This is just really to fill volume in your stomach.

[01:01:47] What's the life expectancy in Korea?

[01:01:53] Not bad.

[01:01:54] Have a couple of these, like three of them for breakfast and you're good.

[01:01:56] Crazy to think right now as we speak, I'm losing weight.

[01:02:00] Eating ice cream and jelly.

[01:02:01] There's no calories in it but I'm burning calories talking to you.

[01:02:04] Think about that.

[01:02:05] I feel like you can't be healthy.

[01:02:06] We've got 200 calories, which practically at this point feels like a binge.

[01:02:09] I don't know if I should do it, I kind of feel bad.

[01:02:11] I want to fit through that tree

[01:02:14] Nailed it. There's a chubby boy in Korea and Joanna Muffin running on just 200 calories for the day

[01:02:21] I headed to another spot built entirely around low-calorie zero sugar option their life expectancy is longer than us

[01:02:28] Well, yeah, I mean we're a low fucking bar

[01:02:32] We are a low bar, bro

[01:02:34] We had that fucking bamboo game in an American park holy shit

[01:02:38] It's we're in a zero sugar cafe right now where the owner actually invented their own sweet here called swallow

[01:02:45] That's be confused with the Pokemon but as you can see show that's down protein overnight oats

[01:02:50] No sugar added cream pudding. I got two spoons with my order

[01:02:54] So I don't know if I'm being fat shame right now because to me this looks like a meal for one

[01:02:58] But maybe she thinks I need to share it the chubby boy over here, but we got the overnight oats

[01:03:03] We got a drink I've given this place multiple opportunities to earn my trust

[01:03:07] So it's sugar-free low calorie and gluten-free so my mouth isn't exactly watering over here, but you never know

[01:03:15] Let's try this open. I don't know. Oh

[01:03:18] It's it's thick just put it in right like that. I

[01:03:23] Love I feel like so many products nowadays are branded as like I

[01:03:27] Mean similar to this this is obviously an extreme version of it

[01:03:30] But like any Instagram ad I ever get for any food is like fucking maximum protein

[01:03:36] And always using a brand new sweetener and I don't know the science on it, but I can't imagine like alcohol sugars

[01:03:45] Are good for you. I just can't imagine I'm still

[01:03:50] And I saw the Jeff Nippard video and I want to say I trust Jeff never in my life. I

[01:03:55] Trust that man. Whatever he says is true. Okay, and he walks around. He goes as pertains fucking fine

[01:04:02] You would die from water intolerance before as pertain

[01:04:06] It just doesn't add up.

[01:04:08] It just doesn't make sense.

[01:04:12] I'm not saying he's wrong.

[01:04:13] It just doesn't add up to me.

[01:04:16] How is it possible?

[01:04:19] What a stick.

[01:04:20] If it doesn't fight back a little, I don't want it.

[01:04:23] Why not?

[01:04:24] Because I have this fundamental belief in my system

[01:04:27] that there's no such thing as a free lunch.

[01:04:32] OK.

[01:04:33] And I feel like a lot of food technology is that it's actually a free fucking lunch.

[01:04:43] It actually tastes good, is low calorie and has zero sugar and isn't bad for you.

[01:04:48] And I don't know the math. I'm not a scientist. I don't know the math. I don't look that up.

[01:04:56] But to me, that seems like it shouldn't be the case.

[01:05:03] I had two Bear Bells today, why are you asking?

[01:05:07] Mmm, the fire. My blood sugar isn't spiking, but my happiness levels definitely are so flavorful.

[01:05:14] Swallow needs to be FDA approved ASAP. How many calories?

[01:05:21] Wow, now we have this coffee drink with a sugar-free foam on the top. It's a buttered pecan flavor.

[01:05:33] Scrubbious. So far, we have been given every opportunity to be skinny and no opportunity to blame the food.

[01:05:42] After eating, I met up with Korean American content creator Daniel Oh who uses psychology, philosophy and his cross-cultural perspectives to help women build self-love.

[01:05:51] So I'm considered kind of like chubby.

[01:05:53] He's a fire fish.

[01:05:54] Not chubby. You would just be considered like a buff dude.

[01:05:56] If you look at the vast majority of like idols, for example, they're really skinny.

[01:06:00] I even have a friend who was an idle trainee, but he started working out and he wasn't even like bodybuilder big

[01:06:06] Like he was probably around my size and they were like you can't be an idle anymore because you're too big

[01:06:11] So they actually dropped him from the training program because they were like you're gonna be too big compared to everybody else on stage

[01:06:17] What is the ideal male and female physique?

[01:06:20] I think for men, it's the same anywhere in the world. You got to be tall, right?

[01:06:23] So if you're 180 and above that's like you're considered handsome because you got that going for you

[01:06:28] Yeah, so will definitely would be considered a handsome guy in Korea

[01:06:31] But actually I could use this will as an example of like why you would be considered a handsome guy by crazy standards

[01:06:36] Yeah, so you also have what's considered like a small face

[01:06:39] So in Korean society when they like fucked up eyes and short people

[01:06:47] Say you're beautiful you're handsome men and women one of the things they'll comment on is like

[01:06:51] Wow, you're such a small face basically what it means is like if you look at the proportion of your face to the rest of your body

[01:06:56] Like it looks smaller right and so that's what people mean by having a small face

[01:07:01] It has a lot to do with proportions and of course you have like a very

[01:07:06] It's not too different from what the standard would be from then anywhere you go in the world right and then for women

[01:07:12] This guy looks like a clavicular and chelmo Pete had a kid. All right relax on to the chelmo Pete first off second off

[01:07:19] Not too far off. This is like

[01:07:21] like super strength and standards.

[01:07:23] There is like a specific angle of like your forehead

[01:07:27] to your nose and then an angle of like your nose

[01:07:30] to this part of your face right here.

[01:07:32] And so like those angles are all like measured

[01:07:36] according to like what's called the golden ratio

[01:07:38] or the Fibonacci sequence.

[01:07:39] If you are, I think over 60,

[01:07:44] I would say like four kilograms,

[01:07:46] you're considered like chubby for a-

[01:07:48] 64 kilograms.

[01:07:49] Yeah, for a Korean woman.

[01:07:50] regardless of the height.

[01:07:51] Yeah, regardless of the height too.

[01:07:53] Yeah.

[01:07:54] If a woman weighs over 50 kg, she must be nuts.

[01:07:57] That's insane.

[01:07:59] I feel like Clavicular obviously is like a pariah

[01:08:01] in the States, like we hear everything he does

[01:08:03] because he's such an anomaly compared to the average person.

[01:08:06] It sounds like Clavicular is the average Korean woman

[01:08:11] who is into like beauty maxing.

[01:08:17] He's par for the course.

[01:08:19] It's tough because nowadays Korean women,

[01:08:21] like they are also conscious of like their breast size,

[01:08:24] but because like naturally Korean women

[01:08:26] just don't have a lot of like subcutaneous fat.

[01:08:29] It's hard to get that naturally.

[01:08:30] So one of the most common procedures

[01:08:32] that women will get is like breast implants, right?

[01:08:35] And it's like, again, sometimes you can kind of tell

[01:08:38] because it's like you have a very skinny woman,

[01:08:41] but her like breasts are large.

[01:08:43] And it's kind of like, how do you get that?

[01:08:44] That's kind of like, I would say the most toxic aspect

[01:08:48] the beauty standard that Korea is now following.

[01:08:49] Also of one piece drawings.

[01:08:52] As soon as we started walking,

[01:08:53] we were flooded with more zero calorie stores

[01:08:55] on every corner, plastic surgery ads everywhere,

[01:08:58] and impossible beauty standards at every turn.

[01:09:01] These are the kinds of signs that you see

[01:09:02] in front of every single gym.

[01:09:04] I mean, he looks fucking insane.

[01:09:07] Dude, that guy's like got 7% body fat.

[01:09:10] Like, talk about a transformation.

[01:09:12] Like, I don't think I've ever related so hard

[01:09:15] to a before side of a transformation in my life.

[01:09:17] Like when I see this, I don't see motivation or inspiration,

[01:09:21] I just see pressure.

[01:09:22] So these ads on the wall,

[01:09:24] this is not possible to be attained naturally.

[01:09:26] You can get it naturally,

[01:09:28] but there are some markers that show

[01:09:31] that it is plastic surgery.

[01:09:32] So for example, this angle from forehead to nose bridge

[01:09:36] is kind of what I was talking about earlier

[01:09:37] of that ideal angle that women want.

[01:09:41] And then this pointed nose

[01:09:43] and this angle from here to here.

[01:09:46] Again, more often than not, you actually need an implant to get that pointy nose

[01:09:51] because it's very rare to see that like just naturally through genetics and then the husky blue eyes.

[01:09:57] I don't think I have a pretty nose. I have long-ass nose hairs and flared out nostrils.

[01:10:04] I was looking at cuties nose the other day. I think she has the craziest nose I've ever seen.

[01:10:08] That ass looks like it's surgically implanted. She's got like a top 1% nose.

[01:10:14] And I've never thought about a nose as a beauty standard thing, but I'm just staring at her nose

[01:10:21] I was like, damn you got a beautiful nose. I

[01:10:24] Got a fucked up nose

[01:10:30] What's weird about that she's a breathtaking nose I

[01:10:39] Don't have a nose, but I'm not I'm not saying I have a nose fetish

[01:10:42] I think any part of the body can be beautiful.

[01:10:45] Oh, I can't tell my girlfriend she's a beautiful nose anymore.

[01:10:49] Yeah, so the lenses now is to the point where a lot of women

[01:10:52] will feel self-conscious going out and not wearing lenses

[01:10:55] because it's just become so, you know, commonplace.

[01:10:58] So would you say anime has a big impact on the style and how people look?

[01:11:03] I think it has a lot more to do with Korea.

[01:11:05] It's such a trend-driven country.

[01:11:07] So if they see, like, oh, you know, this, this influencer that I follow on social media started wearing colored lenses.

[01:11:15] Like, I want to do that too. Yeah. And then like trends just move so fast.

[01:11:18] So we're walking.

[01:11:19] He handled that question well. He handled that question hella well.

[01:11:23] Because in his head, he's like, well, fuck it, he's got nothing to do with it.

[01:11:26] But he bounced off it real easy, real easy.

[01:11:29] Nailed that one.

[01:11:33] I mean, look, maybe it's possible that like colored contacts have something to do with that.

[01:11:37] like colored context and I wouldn't say anime specifically but in art I don't

[01:11:43] think there's a lot of like very unique eye colors outside of art like that you

[01:11:49] know I'm talking like the red eyes or the gray eyes but that I mean that spawns

[01:11:58] back to like I don't know fucking Homer writing about the color of Athena's

[01:12:03] eyes by a bunch of these markets and the clothing is so small. It's insane. On this tag over here,

[01:12:10] it says F, which stands for free. So free size is basically the idea that like it's like stretchable.

[01:12:16] So if you're a Korean person, you should be able to fit one size fits all. Yeah. But

[01:12:21] as you can see here, it's not a very friendly size for a lot of foreigners. Right. I think

[01:12:27] I'm at a pet store shopping for my dog. Yeah, I was going to say like, I feel like in the

[01:12:30] States I'd see this at like the children's place. Yeah, I think that if I went into a store and

[01:12:36] Hand me a salad or something like that. This is a brandy Melville shape for sure. I don't even think my quad could fit in that

[01:12:43] Yeah, I think that's actually you know, you're right. Yeah, that's like the size of one of your quads

[01:12:47] That's literally my quad

[01:12:49] I've had many schnauzer at home

[01:12:51] This we're sitting I think but we wanted to see if the men's clothes had more realistic sizes

[01:12:56] So I kind of want Will to try this one because it says here OF which stands for overfit and it's the idea that like it's a bag gear fit so

[01:13:05] Yeah, I don't know man. I literally can often hit my head through it

[01:13:08] There is a button if you want to unbutton that thing there and see if you could pull it through

[01:13:13] I meant get it on like if a Korean dude was wearing it. It's supposed to be very loose

[01:13:17] But now you just look like a private school

[01:13:19] Yeah, that's what I was going to say, boy.

[01:13:21] That's supposed to be like a bag-year fit, I believe,

[01:13:24] but you make it look like a regular fit.

[01:13:27] Yeah, yeah.

[01:13:28] I only have to fly halfway across the world

[01:13:30] for my calves to feel above average.

[01:13:31] But the fact that this is oversized,

[01:13:33] I kind of feel fat.

[01:13:34] Dieting alone can't always get you the body that you want,

[01:13:37] which is why Korea is packed with beauty clinics promising

[01:13:39] to speed up the process.

[01:13:41] Hi, we just wanted to see, like,

[01:13:42] if you have like a menu of different, like, fat loss

[01:13:46] options, like, polycystinjection.

[01:13:48] So these are kind of like the fat melting injections

[01:13:50] that I talked about.

[01:13:51] So they got like stuff for double chin over here.

[01:13:54] Contour.

[01:13:55] Damn, how much is 300 rack?

[01:13:58] It's like a 1000X multiplier, no?

[01:14:03] So it's like $300?

[01:14:07] Pouring for the face.

[01:14:08] And it's a 99,001 for a session.

[01:14:12] So that would be like around,

[01:14:15] right now with the exchange rate maybe,

[01:14:17] No, not even like $70.

[01:14:20] So this is like specifically targeting arms, thighs, abdomen.

[01:14:23] It's like very popular because again, it's like,

[01:14:25] it's hard to actually do the work of like eating properly,

[01:14:29] moving properly, right?

[01:14:30] But it's like, why do all that when you can just melt it off?

[01:14:32] Yeah, and the proportions that are really like,

[01:14:35] people want to see it.

[01:14:36] Is that real?

[01:14:37] How do you melt it?

[01:14:38] I don't really understand a lot about plastic surgery.

[01:14:39] What do you mean melt it?

[01:14:41] All right, literally impossible to get.

[01:14:42] So you have to do it this way.

[01:14:43] That's right, because you can't target fat loss

[01:14:45] through natural means, right?

[01:14:46] You guys want to see a layer of the ampoule, right?

[01:14:48] This is the free lip injection.

[01:14:51] One of the most famous,

[01:14:52] fat-melting injection in the world.

[01:14:54] Actually, it kills the fat tissue.

[01:14:56] Are there other people?

[01:14:57] Some of the people come in.

[01:14:58] Where does the fat tissue go?

[01:15:02] It turns it into oil, and then they suck it out.

[01:15:06] Jewels think it's hand-gifted, that's yucky.

[01:15:09] And pretty young, asking for the stuff.

[01:15:11] Yeah, sometimes.

[01:15:12] But usually for the tip tip.

[01:15:14] Did you ever have any, like, thinner people come in

[01:15:15] requesting stuff like this sometimes sometimes but I try to tell him to do

[01:15:22] another thing or a smooth way this is kind of aggressive way to reduce fat so

[01:15:26] what do you think of Korea's body image culture? Actually I I'd like to because I

[01:15:34] get money from those kind of culture but I don't think today is that super

[01:15:39] dangerous thing because you know purchase from the America or the

[01:15:42] They are really damaging their health.

[01:15:46] Ideal culture must be between the European style and Asian style.

[01:15:50] What's your opinions on Korea?

[01:15:51] Yeah, I mean, that's not a bad answer.

[01:15:54] I mean, because he is going there and obviously like dramatizing the issue, and it is an issue.

[01:16:00] But like, what is American obesity at right now?

[01:16:03] 30 plus percent?

[01:16:05] 30 to 40 percent?

[01:16:07] Like we're not exactly the beacons of health compared to Korea.

[01:16:22] These standards.

[01:16:23] Yeah, so I'm French.

[01:16:24] I feel like it's much more standardized in Korea, so yeah.

[01:16:28] When you moved here, did you look a lot different than you do now?

[01:16:32] Yeah, so when I moved here, I was overweight basically.

[01:16:35] I was kind of a pressure myself to fit in.

[01:16:38] Like in France or in Europe,

[01:16:40] you would never have, I would say,

[01:16:41] kind of negative remarks.

[01:16:43] But in Korea, they'll be like,

[01:16:44] I, that's why you're, you know, you're flat.

[01:16:47] I think they're a lot more like-

[01:16:48] It's higher than 50% right now.

[01:16:50] There's no way, right?

[01:16:52] American obesity rate.

[01:16:55] 37%, okay, that's what I thought.

[01:17:01] 40.3%.

[01:17:33] with how you look because I feel like in North America if someone gained weight you wouldn't really say it

[01:17:37] But maybe you just like think it so here they actually would just tell you straight to your face straight to your face

[01:17:41] Even like when I meet up with my friends and I haven't seen them in a while if like my skin is looking worse

[01:17:46] They'll be like, oh, yeah, you just got some looks like you got some trouble on your face

[01:17:49] If I look a little bit bigger like first thing they'll be like, oh my god

[01:17:52] Your face looks a little bigger than the last time I saw you look like wow wait or like

[01:17:55] Vice versa you look like you lost weight. Do you like how forward people are in Korea or what do you think about that?

[01:18:03] I feel like, and maybe this is a crazy thought, but the content of a person's character matters

[01:18:23] more than the way they look.

[01:18:24] Could you ask her to tell me like the first thing she thinks about when she sees me?

[01:18:28] It's not where I won't get offended.

[01:18:29] Can we get a applause?

[01:18:46] We were longtime friends and you saw me for the first time.

[01:18:49] What would you have to say to me?

[01:18:50] That's an old proportion of your face.

[01:18:52] I lied recently.

[01:18:53] It's like 1, 1, and 0.8.

[01:18:56] maybe your like bottom is a bit long if this part my bottom's a bit long that's it like you

[01:19:01] could get some facial feel skin is it hard to be a girl in korea well i think so there's many things

[01:19:09] that girls need to do to keep their durations i think she's saying that there's like should be

[01:19:15] equal proportions like third third third and his bottom is not long enough it's point eight i

[01:19:20] don't know the fuck that means i guess point eight of what it should be compared to if it

[01:19:24] If it was 1-1-1?

[01:19:25] It's too long, I wonder what point it is.

[01:19:39] We've been walking around looking for interviews, but we were getting no luck with girls because

[01:19:43] they're all just like, they don't have makeup on, their hair is not done, their outfit's

[01:19:46] not good.

[01:19:47] So most of them are rejecting us right now.

[01:19:49] It's like they want to do it, but they just don't feel confident enough to be

[01:19:53] on camera right now.

[01:19:54] Actually the person we just asked she does have makeup on and she still didn't want to do it because she wasn't confident

[01:19:58] She needs more makeup on. She's been asking girls to do interviews and a lot of them are just like, oh I have no makeup on I can't like is that very just common

[01:20:04] Oh yeah, if you don't like leave the house without makeup on then most of you wear a cap or like a mask to cover your face

[01:20:10] When looking for like a girlfriend like what kind of a traitor you attracted to

[01:20:14] When I look at it from the outside, I think I like people who have a unique and pretty hairstyle.

[01:20:22] And when I look at it from the inside, I think I want people who are happy when they are working for themselves.

[01:20:31] What's the main reason in your opinion as to why...

[01:20:33] Okay, good answer. I think that's fine.

[01:20:37] Big eyes, love work, sure. It's vague, but all right.

[01:20:41] Why a lot of people in Korea are so skinny?

[01:20:43] I think that it can be a bit of health for people.

[01:20:48] I also think that if you are fat, you can take care of things that are not healthy.

[01:20:53] And I think that if you lose weight, you can get back to your efforts.

[01:21:02] Do you think the Korean people look at that people in the street?

[01:21:12] mostly that they don't care about themselves.

[01:21:14] It's like wrong, but it probably is correlated to a degree.

[01:21:18] And they don't care about their family too,

[01:21:21] because a lot of the family members, usually as I mentioned,

[01:21:24] if you're getting a bit of a weakness, say something.

[01:21:26] So kind of like you didn't care about the family said,

[01:21:29] or you're not pointing out that you're unhealthy.

[01:21:32] Would you associate skinny with being healthy?

[01:21:34] To a certain point, I think it can contribute

[01:21:36] to like better balance because, you know,

[01:21:38] I think having more weight on you

[01:21:39] can really hurt your knees a lot and your joints.

[01:21:41] That's one of my problems my parents have.

[01:21:43] So I think that kind of weight really,

[01:21:45] if they didn't have it,

[01:21:46] I think they'd be feeling a lot better

[01:21:47] and they'd be a lot healthier for sure.

[01:21:49] So would you rather be skinny or healthy?

[01:21:52] Being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy.

[01:21:54] Being fat doesn't, sorry,

[01:21:56] being skinny doesn't guarantee you're healthy

[01:21:58] but being fat does guarantee you're unhealthy.

[01:22:00] Yeah, that's true.

[01:22:02] I think being healthy, I mean,

[01:22:03] I think some of them kind of overlap in some extent.

[01:22:06] Yeah.

[01:22:06] But I think being healthy is more important

[01:22:08] and just living a long and happy life is more important.

[01:22:10] And do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?

[01:22:15] That isn't true. I think it's inarguably true.

[01:22:24] I think, okay, it's untrue in the sense that fat is a subjective line that changes per person.

[01:22:29] And so maybe one person's definition of fat is too broad and would include people who are otherwise healthy.

[01:22:37] But I think if you have maybe a more accurate term of what that is, then that is unhealthy.

[01:22:47] Like if we're talking someone who's obese, then that would be someone who's unhealthy.

[01:22:50] I don't think Sumos are healthy. I actually think if you were to look at the life expectancy

[01:23:09] of Sumo wrestlers compared to the country of Japan, they probably do pretty poorly. They're

[01:23:15] wrong. They're powerful. They have a mastery over their body. They're not healthy by any degree.

[01:23:27] I mean, what is healthy, right? Like healthy, I think is

[01:23:32] taking care of yourself to extend, you know, your life. Basically, it's like

[01:23:41] taking your care of yourself in a way so that you can extend your life as long as possible.

[01:23:45] to a degree in your control.

[01:23:56] A long life is not a healthy life.

[01:24:00] I think a long life usually is a healthy life.

[01:24:05] Yeah, I know, I disagree.

[01:24:06] I think they correlate.

[01:24:07] I mean, you can't have a long life

[01:24:09] that isn't a healthy life, absolutely.

[01:24:11] But usually the healthier you are the longer the life usually I think they correlate. I don't think it's a crazy thing to say

[01:24:24] You can have a long life and be very unhealthy you can have a short life and be very healthy

[01:24:29] But usually the healthier you are the longer life will will go

[01:24:32] I've heard that shopping is difficult too but when you go shopping the shop owners will clearly

[01:24:41] say to you like oh yeah that's more close for you like but the reaction is very obvious and I think

[01:24:47] they feel like that's bad sometimes. Are there any extremes that people do to like look a certain

[01:24:52] way here? I mean I think most extreme one or most obvious one is a classic surgery but I know

[01:24:57] there's especially with women they go on like really crazy diets back like 10 years ago

[01:25:01] This is when K-pop idol called IU, I don't know if you know her.

[01:25:04] No.

[01:25:05] But her, whatever diets were infamous, because like, she, all she ate for the day was like

[01:25:08] one sweet potato, like one apple, like ice cream or something.

[01:25:11] So she'd have like 200 calories for the day, and she'd lost like 10, 15 kilos in like two weeks or a month.

[01:25:19] And then a lot of people follow that, right?

[01:25:20] Yeah, exactly. A lot of women follow that.

[01:25:21] 15 kilos in two weeks, what?

[01:25:23] Yeah, stuff ain't very severe.

[01:25:24] K-pop starvation diets don't just stay in the industry.

[01:25:26] They reshape how people everywhere see food and body image.

[01:25:30] When extreme restriction is framed as discipline and constant hunger starts to feel like progress instead of a warning sign, that mindset spreads fast.

[01:25:37] With people normalizing under-eating and fearing calories just to chase an unrealistic look, like calling 130 calories a meal or using formulas like height minus 120 as a body weight goal.

[01:25:49] So height minus 120 for your kilograms.

[01:25:55] So I'm 183, so it's 63 kilograms.

[01:25:58] Is that it?

[01:26:00] Pfft.

[01:26:02] I'm a lot bigger than that.

[01:26:06] I'm a lot bigger than that.

[01:26:07] So I spoke with a K-pop singer who

[01:26:09] had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash

[01:26:11] about what that pressure actually feels like

[01:26:13] behind the scenes.

[01:26:14] Do you think there's a lot of pressure on you

[01:26:17] to be skinny?

[01:26:18] Yes, or my friends.

[01:26:20] Is that good?

[01:26:20] I don't think so, but they need my friends like that.

[01:26:26] Korea ranks very high on grades.

[01:26:29] Why do you think that would be?

[01:26:30] Idol culture.

[01:26:31] Idol culture.

[01:26:32] Yes, they need skinny shape.

[01:26:36] What are they?

[01:26:37] I don't know this.

[01:26:48] Holy shit. What the fuck is going on in Greenland? Jesus. South Korea is third on the list though.

[01:27:02] And second highest for women.

[01:27:08] Yeah, I guess that's the eternal winter, no sun.

[01:27:18] Who's the lowest? Who's killing it?

[01:27:23] I feel like this is because they're dying by other means.

[01:27:30] I don't know how much.

[01:27:36] This is kind of a sad thing to read.

[01:27:39] This got way more sad than I thought it would be.

[01:27:42] Okay, back to the video.

[01:27:49] Cleaning face.

[01:27:50] So this rates being so high,

[01:27:52] do you think are related to the K-pop culture?

[01:27:54] Yeah, I think so.

[01:27:55] So the girl back in the cafe said that she needs to be

[01:27:57] skinny for her fans.

[01:27:59] Does that make sense to you?

[01:28:00] Oh yeah, 100%.

[01:28:02] I would imagine that like a lot of her success

[01:28:04] gonna depend on her followers and fans, piping her up, sharing her music, and just continuing to engage

[01:28:10] with their content. But if she were to gain weight and they're just gonna like lose all interest in

[01:28:15] her because regardless of talent, oh yeah regardless of talent because it's just kind of like-

[01:28:19] I see videos on Twitter. K-pop is way weaker on Twitter than it used to be, right? Like obviously

[01:28:25] like in COVID they ran that shit. But I still get occasional K-pop videos. And I do get videos

[01:28:31] a lot from my K-pop stands from both ends of the spectrum like usually actually what I see it's like

[01:28:40] a K-pop idol and it's a video of them and it's then looking like too skinny or too gaunt and then

[01:28:49] I think it's like foreign fans like concerned with just how skinny they appear in like a video

[01:28:54] dancing or something I don't know any of the context because I don't know really any K-pop

[01:29:00] titles my name, but that's I see that how talented you are it's not like I couldn't find 15 other people who are equally as talented as you

[01:29:07] So if you want to make it you have to be talented and you got to be beautiful and you got to be a great dancer rapper

[01:29:13] Like that's the industry. So we found a place for lunch called preppers

[01:29:17] Which I'm it kind of sounds like contest prep like you're prepping for something and then the funny thing is it's his preppers

[01:29:24] Diet food not healthy food because I feel like healthy food wouldn't be as much of a draw to go in

[01:29:30] The diet just sounds like more like weight loss, right?

[01:29:31] Yeah, I think you nailed it on the head.

[01:29:33] That would be like us too.

[01:29:33] And yeah, I think it is for weight lifters

[01:29:35] and I see more and more popping up all over the place.

[01:29:37] So a bunch of pasta bowls, rice bowls.

[01:29:41] You recommend the double bowl?

[01:29:42] Yes, for me, only the double bowl gives me enough protein.

[01:29:46] Combo comes with a drink.

[01:29:47] For example, a Mino drink over here.

[01:29:49] I think a Mino drink.

[01:29:50] That's one of their things that they're known for.

[01:29:51] I have yet to try it, but I heard it's pretty good.

[01:29:53] So and then they got like protein milkshakes and stuff.

[01:29:55] Protein coffee milkshake sounds amazing.

[01:29:57] Like places like this in North America

[01:29:59] like don't show up.

[01:30:00] No.

[01:30:01] I feel like that's because there's like,

[01:30:02] they don't think there'd be enough traction.

[01:30:03] Right, right.

[01:30:04] So I feel like there's obviously a lot of traction

[01:30:05] and like demand for this.

[01:30:06] Yeah.

[01:30:07] I think they don't exist in America

[01:30:08] because the cost, the cost would just be absurd, right?

[01:30:17] It would just be so much,

[01:30:20] like I think there's still an idea of buying food

[01:30:23] that gives you value for your dollar.

[01:30:25] And if you were to basically get the equivalent of chicken and rice

[01:30:32] It would be so much more than just making chicken and rice

[01:30:41] I guess like Chipotle sometimes used as like a meal prep

[01:30:46] Panda Express yeah, that's what Christian does

[01:30:50] Christian eats a pan express four times a week and he just gets the fucking teriyaki chicken bowl

[01:30:57] with white rice

[01:31:01] Like for me when I first came to Korea they didn't have shops like this

[01:31:03] So I missed like Chipotle or like Kava because you can get pretty good macros for those even though they have like high

[01:31:08] Sodium, but you know that I think I stuff like this. It's not every day

[01:31:11] You see a fountain drink station where it's only the zero sugar stuff. I think coax your I was water

[01:31:16] It's actually pretty good macros and it's pretty cheap

[01:31:18] Respect that cheers man. Cheers when a place has sprite zero you just know it's gonna slap because this is a rarity like this is a rare

[01:31:26] Party most places have coke zero. Yeah, sprite zero. You don't know how lucky you got it, man

[01:31:30] Wow, I there's this everywhere here in Korea side

[01:31:32] I think the only diet sodas you're guaranteed is a coke or maybe a Pepsi and then outside of that like

[01:31:39] Assume that it was cool and also the fact that this place is 24 hours is insane. Yeah, that's crazy

[01:31:45] I love that. Yeah, I wanted to get the pasta bowl

[01:31:48] But I feel like if I ordered that, it was impossible to get a diet.

[01:31:51] Dr Pepper at a restaurant.

[01:31:53] I'm saying when you go out at a restaurant is impossible to get a diet.

[01:31:57] Dr Pepper.

[01:32:01] It seems like a trap.

[01:32:03] All right.

[01:32:04] Here we go.

[01:32:06] You want to make sure you mix it all up nice.

[01:32:09] Ooh, that's a big boy bite.

[01:32:12] So good.

[01:32:13] Nice.

[01:32:14] I like that it's like a, it's a reflective plate.

[01:32:16] Mmm, you know, so you get to the bottom of the plate and you can see your skin your reflection when you're done

[01:32:21] What would you say is like a big factor is overcooking that big can't see the reflection. It's not polished enough in

[01:32:26] Korea's low obesity rate. Would you say it's all lifestyle or any like genetic?

[01:32:31] I think one of the things that people don't know is that in addition to the social pressure that there is to stay thin and stay healthy

[01:32:38] East Asians have a way lower subcutaneous fat cell count than our Western counterparts and this is quite common in Korea

[01:32:46] Well, you'll see like those skinny fat body types, right?

[01:32:48] Well, you'll see men or women that don't look that fat,

[01:32:51] but they have really high visceral fat levels,

[01:32:54] just because there's not a lot of subcutaneous fat

[01:32:56] that can hold it.

[01:32:57] So they won't look as big,

[01:32:58] but they'll still have heart issues, diabetes,

[01:33:01] pre-diabetes, insulin resistance,

[01:33:03] like all across the board.

[01:33:04] So it doesn't take that much size for a Korean person

[01:33:08] to be equally as unhealthy as like, you know,

[01:33:11] are you a PN based or, yeah.

[01:33:13] Okay.

[01:33:14] I don't know what the fuck subcutaneous fat is.

[01:33:15] I'm gonna come very clean so that was a little bit above my pay grade.

[01:33:23] Where did you say this bowl is?

[01:33:26] So I had to guess.

[01:33:29] I would put it around 600?

[01:33:32] Okay, I was gonna be like around 700.

[01:33:36] Have you heard of macrofactor?

[01:33:38] I have it.

[01:33:39] It's the quickest and easiest way to track your calories.

[01:33:41] And if you don't have a place that has the calories in your bowl, take a photo,

[01:33:45] and it gets pretty close.

[01:33:46] That'd be awesome.

[01:33:47] So, cool.

[01:33:49] It's an ad.

[01:33:50] So, $775.

[01:33:52] Isn't that great?

[01:33:52] Yeah, it's pretty accurate.

[01:33:54] So, I mean, it tells you all the macros,

[01:33:57] and you just log us here.

[01:33:59] That's nice.

[01:33:59] Yeah.

[01:34:00] There's also a new feature where you can upload a recipe,

[01:34:02] including ingredients, instructions,

[01:34:04] and servings, all with just a snap of a picture.

[01:34:06] So if you guys want to try the macro factor app,

[01:34:08] make sure to use code WILL for two weeks.

[01:34:10] We're now in Cholno, which is known

[01:34:13] is the obesity drug mecca of the world.

[01:34:16] And literally every single building is a pharmacy

[01:34:21] just selling fat loss drugs.

[01:34:22] It's actually pretty insane.

[01:34:24] So there's a pharmacy right here,

[01:34:26] and then there's a pharmacy right here,

[01:34:29] and then literally like five more feet,

[01:34:32] there's another pharmacy right here,

[01:34:35] and then next door is another pharmacy.

[01:34:37] And then across the street,

[01:34:40] there's more pharmacies over there,

[01:34:42] Which is like, I don't know why you need this many pharmacies.

[01:34:44] I guess the demand is super, super high.

[01:34:46] So we are gonna see how easy it is for me to go to a clinic,

[01:34:51] get a prescription, and get some Mugobi.

[01:34:53] He read my message spreading this info.

[01:34:55] Is it here?

[01:34:56] Oh, shit.

[01:34:57] Stainless is fat under the skin.

[01:34:58] Wow.

[01:34:59] He might be busy.

[01:35:00] Yes.

[01:35:01] This fat is organ fat.

[01:35:04] This is a foreigner.

[01:35:06] I want to get Mugobi for free.

[01:35:08] What's the name that you use in Korea?

[01:35:10] Well, I just walked in, said my name, gave my ID, and it's good.

[01:35:17] Do you have a preference of Igovio or Munjaro?

[01:35:19] What does he recommend?

[01:35:20] Uh, what would you recommend?

[01:35:22] He said that you would have to get a consultation with the doctor.

[01:35:24] So I can see him here right now.

[01:35:26] Right now?

[01:35:27] Is it a long way?

[01:35:28] I don't think it's going to take that long.

[01:35:30] Okay.

[01:35:31] We're in the waiting room right now for the weight loss drugs.

[01:35:33] Everyone in here is also here to see him.

[01:35:35] So this is like an ozemic or comparable thing to ozemic?

[01:35:38] You're a doctor, right?

[01:35:40] So, we're gonna have a prescription and we're thinking, it's just crazy here.

[01:35:45] Here we go.

[01:35:48] A GLP?

[01:35:50] First time.

[01:35:51] One, is that what it is?

[01:35:53] Six foot.

[01:35:54] Around two.

[01:35:56] Oh.

[01:35:58] 90.

[01:35:59] 90, yeah.

[01:36:00] Doctors like 90 fat fuck.

[01:36:03] We're gonna get you on a double dose.

[01:36:06] Jesus Christ.

[01:36:07] Christ, I had one man come in here. He was a League of Legends fan had a tattoo actually of T1

[01:36:12] I forget his name a whale of a man really we have to roll him out the office

[01:36:16] But last case I saw someone that big about the week. That's right. It's right

[01:36:21] After I gave the doctor my height weight and goal

[01:36:23] He implemented my stats into a BMI chart and called me obese in this presentation

[01:36:28] I'm a you will have the sum of these that your BMI index is

[01:36:32] 24.47. And he kept adding lower weights until it put me in the normal category.

[01:36:38] If you have the summer weight, it was about 15 trillion.

[01:36:41] BMI is like, it's insane that a doctor is using BMI. And I know plenty of doctors do. It's like,

[01:36:49] and I think most people know this. Is there one of the most useless stats ever?

[01:36:53] It is genuinely one of the most useless stats you could possibly imagine ever.

[01:36:56] like body fat percentage is so much more valuable.

[01:36:59] BMI is just it incorporates nothing outside of a simple linear scale.

[01:37:10] The doctor is telling me I have to lose 15 kilograms or 33 pounds without any sort of

[01:37:21] background knowledge of my medical history or even my body composition as fat and muscle

[01:37:26] ratios greatly impact your BMI score and these lax measures are causing serious

[01:37:31] harm and just like that within a matter of minutes I got a prescription adding

[01:37:35] to Korea's major drug misuse problem.

[01:37:38] Oh she's asking if you want to get the injection here right now.

[01:37:40] No I'll do it. Yeah yeah.

[01:37:42] All right so this is pretty insane we've got it super easily within like 10 minutes.

[01:37:47] Yeah that's pretty easy.

[01:37:49] So the doctor said I need to get to 75 kilograms which now that I'm thinking about it that's below

[01:37:56] My body building contest weight. So I mean, yeah, you're obese there, bro. You for sure need to take some shots

[01:38:03] I'm looking at you dog. Yeah

[01:38:07] Yeah, I think I'm actually you could use it. Yeah, you feel like 168 pounds. Yeah, that's how much I weigh and I'm five eight

[01:38:14] Yeah, yeah, so I don't they don't look at like your body fat percentage is cool like okay height weight

[01:38:20] you're obese and then there's no other discussion about like do you work out

[01:38:25] consistently there's here you go a hundred and fifty bucks yeah I don't think

[01:38:29] he even asked you any questions about your overall health yeah there was like

[01:38:33] no diagnosis he was just like oh you want the drug like okay here's how to use

[01:38:36] it you know here's some side effects to expect and I think they even like

[01:38:39] getting you out of all in America yeah yeah but I'm not gonna do that yeah I

[01:38:44] just got it for a problem I'm not gonna use it I'm not gonna use it it's

[01:38:49] It's probably equally easy to get in America though.

[01:38:52] There's like Instagram ads for subscriptions you can get with like a over the phone doctor.

[01:39:10] Yeah it'll just cost eventually.

[01:39:12] You give in.

[01:39:16] I want to do this real quick. BMI calculator. I'm 184 right now. Six foot flat. 184. I'm

[01:39:30] overweight fuck piece of shit okay fine fine five foot two fine fine fine bro

[01:39:47] whatever dude

[01:40:00] Oh, is that big kind of washed, right?

[01:40:28] Is it?

[01:40:29] I heard that people were using other GLPs.

[01:40:33] Like it's not the de facto GLP anymore.

[01:40:52] Yeah, I heard about a red or red of something.

[01:40:59] Tell me how to fight to know.

[01:41:02] All right, boys.

[01:41:04] It is time.

[01:41:06] If you guys watched any of tip to tip, you probably remember something that happened consistently through every single episode.

[01:41:15] The fact that tip to tip is a 3v3, excuse me, invincible versus is a 3v3 platform fighter.

[01:41:25] And since it came out a couple of weeks ago today, we're going to play it a tag fighter.

[01:41:35] Oh my God. Oh my God.

[01:41:44] It's a bad start.

[01:41:46] Anyway, I'd like to thank invincible versus for sponsoring this part of the stream.

[01:41:49] Guys, we're going to be playing invincible versus the 3v3 tag fighter.

[01:41:52] It came out April 30th.

[01:41:54] I believe it's also going to be at EVO.

[01:41:57] So we're going to give it a shot here today.

[01:42:03] It's out now.

[01:42:05] ExplanationPointinverses.com and chat.

[01:42:07] If you guys want some information, we should see the game play right here.

[01:42:13] I also have a code for somebody who wants to get the game a bit later.

[01:42:18] All right, where are, oh, they're there.

[01:42:20] there. Oh, next toast is in. Okay. Last but not least, air

[01:42:24] coots air coots in the building. What up? Yo, yo. Hello,

[01:42:30] every buddy. How y'all doing? Good. How are you? How are

[01:42:35] you? I'm doing freaking good. Wait, I have a question. Yeah,

[01:42:39] go ahead. If Sydney got married and she invited her

[01:42:42] wedding, would you go if she invited me to her wedding?

[01:42:45] Yes. You get the invite in the mail right now. She's

[01:42:49] I'm getting married. It's in six months. Where'd you go? Yeah, a hundred percent. Wow.

[01:42:55] Wow. Is it a destination wedding?

[01:43:01] Um, well, like I moved out of California. So like you, I would, I imagine I'd probably be

[01:43:07] getting married. No, no, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, like I'm not asking you to go to the Bahamas.

[01:43:11] Okay. Cause I had a friend who got married on a Disney cruise. You had to do the seven

[01:43:15] day cruise to go to the wedding. Oh, I said no. I said no. I, and I like that guy a lot.

[01:43:24] Yeah. That feels like I like trying to get to the game, but there's a tutorial, a seven day

[01:43:29] tutorial in the way. Yeah. I called to, I called the island. I said, Hey, can I just fly to the

[01:43:36] island for the wedding? The island is owned by Disney. They said no. Oh my God. That's,

[01:43:45] That's insane. I know I'm a lot. Are you aircoots 98? I'm aircoots regular. I don't I don't think there's a 98 regular aircoots. Not find it. Let me see if I can

[01:43:59] be my seam code. I can not seam code. Yeah, steam code would be great my friend. Thank you.

[01:44:05] Jody, I love the song you did.

[01:44:06] the one with animal noises and it did like the running sound effect of a cartoon character

[01:44:16] from the 90s.

[01:44:17] Hannah Barbera style.

[01:44:18] Yes.

[01:44:19] Yes.

[01:44:20] Thank you.

[01:44:21] Really put my all into that one.

[01:44:22] I could sense love behind it.

[01:44:23] Yeah.

[01:44:24] There was a lot of emotion actually that we were trying to convey.

[01:44:28] So, that's what we're saying.

[01:44:31] Oh, can you invite me? Oh, sorry, to Sydney.

[01:44:34] Into the lobby, can you?

[01:44:36] Yes!

[01:44:37] This is ridiculous!

[01:44:38] I threw Kota Jens?

[01:44:39] Come on!

[01:44:40] Wonderful, I will add you as well.

[01:44:45] Are you guys caught up on a mince? It will be real.

[01:44:49] Yes!

[01:44:50] No, it's post-it as homework.

[01:44:53] I want TV.

[01:44:55] I do not think of you as a TV person.

[01:44:58] Wait, I know where you live.

[01:45:01] Well, that's crazy. I elaborate.

[01:45:03] Media, you seem like you have books.

[01:45:07] Did I do well?

[01:45:08] Is that the right thing to say? I mean, that was that was.

[01:45:10] Yeah, I didn't think you'd be there.

[01:45:12] I thought you'd be the type of guy to be like, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.

[01:45:17] Oh, no, I love pop culture.

[01:45:19] Ask me anything about pop culture, anything. OK, OK.

[01:45:25] Can you name? Can you name three actors from Euphoria?

[01:45:27] I just like the name you like ss interesting keep going on that

[01:45:44] But you might have friend requests closed so I

[01:45:49] Have too many pending requests hold up. I'm gonna block some

[01:45:54] I'm just like this many times. Oh, no

[01:46:00] Yeah, did it work? Yeah, I believe so

[01:46:05] I don't know why I was able to get you in the first time, but now I'm struggling I

[01:46:10] See it accepted

[01:46:14] Okay, oh

[01:46:17] There you go invite to lobby invite to lobby beautiful amazing and wonderful and I'm in the game

[01:46:26] Okay, how many who's first time is it me?

[01:46:30] Hands up me. Oh

[01:46:33] Okay, let's let's

[01:46:35] Let's pretty play this before she knows what to do before

[01:46:39] Yeah, I played it before I'm gonna be

[01:46:41] If you lose, it'll be embarrassing.

[01:46:43] If it makes you feel any better, I was not good.

[01:46:45] I lost every single game to Emily Wang.

[01:46:49] She's kind of crazy.

[01:46:50] Why did you say Emily Wang?

[01:46:52] Like, it was, yeah.

[01:46:53] Well, because I just knew that Toast

[01:46:55] was going to have a reaction to that.

[01:46:56] But I actually think Ludwood is right,

[01:46:58] and Emily's actually really good at fighting games.

[01:47:02] Isn't it funny that there's some people who you always

[01:47:04] include the last name for?

[01:47:07] Yes.

[01:47:07] Emily Wang is one of them.

[01:47:08] Emily Wang.

[01:47:09] Some of the people are just like scara and then we just have scara. Yeah, like wig. Yeah, it's just a moniker. Interesting

[01:47:17] Love with your real name, right? Yeah

[01:47:19] My parents thought when I came out is that crazy

[01:47:22] In a way that they thought thought like that's kind of hurtful. I

[01:47:28] Think about that sometimes I think that name is cool and unique. It's close to child abuse for being honest, Jody

[01:47:35] It's close bullied growing up. Yes all the time. Yeah. Yeah, but then you like grew up and you're like so cool and unique

[01:47:42] Maybe they called me in the lunch lady in first grade said have them call you Lutty and she made my first nickname

[01:47:51] Because I would cry to the launch lady. Oh

[01:47:53] my god

[01:47:55] Yeah, oh

[01:47:58] Okay, I would recommend going to

[01:48:04] Yeah, he's probably the one. Yeah, my bad. My bad.

[01:48:07] Cool story for that one.

[01:48:09] I was talking a lot, and I would be, I guess.

[01:48:13] I was just gonna get the show on the road.

[01:48:16] So, you can select your loadout and choose who you want to play as.

[01:48:21] You can pick three heroes since it's a 3v3 tag fight.

[01:48:24] Alright, I'll go in. I'll go in against you.

[01:48:27] Okay, let's do it.

[01:48:29] I gotta give a shit.

[01:48:31] I was wondering, do you King of the Hill style? Winner stays on?

[01:48:35] I'm down.

[01:48:35] Oh, yeah!

[01:48:36] I like that.

[01:48:37] Wait, did I pick my...

[01:48:39] Did you... Yeah, did you select your logo?

[01:48:40] No, I didn't do shit. I just hit join the fight.

[01:48:43] Wait, how can you find this level?

[01:48:44] But where is this?

[01:48:46] Uh, when we go back to the screen, I will let you know.

[01:48:49] It depends on what you're playing on.

[01:48:51] I've never seen this girl before.

[01:48:53] Me neither.

[01:48:54] She's a character for this game!

[01:48:56] Ooh!

[01:48:57] I don't think it's really show.

[01:48:58] Oh, that explains it.

[01:49:00] She's a...

[01:49:00] I love mental elemental. Do you want a sector like mess around with it?

[01:49:06] Okay for that

[01:49:08] Let's grab

[01:49:10] grabs, okay

[01:49:13] One okay light heavy medium

[01:49:17] special

[01:49:21] Okay, that's special and then I think I got you

[01:49:26] Oh, whoa, and then that's how you swap.

[01:49:30] Oh, yeah, and then that's how you swap, yep.

[01:49:33] L and R at two at the same time, or is it just L2?

[01:49:37] Just, for me, it's, oh yeah, L1 if you want to do your top person, and then L2 if you

[01:49:44] want to do your second person.

[01:49:45] Okay.

[01:49:46] It's a 3v3 tagfighter.

[01:49:47] Okay, I got it.

[01:49:48] Yep.

[01:49:49] Okay, I'm ready.

[01:49:50] Let's go.

[01:49:51] Let's go.

[01:49:52] Easy.

[01:49:59] Oh.

[01:50:01] Is your game happening?

[01:50:02] Yeah, we're in.

[01:50:03] Yeah, you can't see it.

[01:50:05] Why the hell am I near?

[01:50:08] Easy grab.

[01:50:10] Ooh, nice grab.

[01:50:12] Nice grab.

[01:50:13] I'm really trying to stack it.

[01:50:14] I don't remember any of my buttons.

[01:50:16] There's always going to be a light heavy medium combo.

[01:50:20] Oh

[01:50:23] Are you two unable to watch this? Oh, I was able to watch

[01:50:28] Out I think you might have to do it

[01:50:36] Yeah, you are what the heck I'm out of no

[01:50:39] if you grab when

[01:50:41] I don't know if I'm supposed to grab when you're grabbing and that's what

[01:50:46] Gets me out of it or not. Oh, this is an auto combo

[01:50:50] Yeah, there's a light hit auto combo. Yeah, you have to grab the same time I grab to cancel I think

[01:50:59] Yeah, let's just combo

[01:51:04] Okay, I'm nasty with it

[01:51:08] Fringe oh no, I

[01:51:13] Don't know if you know this but I used to be one hell of an FTC. Okay, and I'm dead my bad

[01:51:20] that knocks me on my ass my gosh your range is insane yeah I'm also an obnoxious range

[01:51:35] I don't know mental. Oh, I get it

[01:51:42] How's your anti air fucking good nice good to know okay

[01:51:50] Dude stop oh this guy's sick battle beast. Yeah, battle beast is my favorite character

[01:52:05] Uh-oh

[01:52:09] Good breakout and you're dead ouch

[01:52:16] Oh, oh didn't like that

[01:52:23] Yep back in the comma

[01:52:26] Unfortunate really unfortunate. Oh, he's just bad. He's just bashing my head in his knee

[01:52:31] Back to the grab.

[01:52:32] It's right into the back to another grab.

[01:52:34] Oh, jump grab?

[01:52:34] You can't duck the grab.

[01:52:36] OK, but check this out.

[01:52:37] Check this out.

[01:52:38] Jump grab?

[01:52:39] Uh-huh.

[01:52:39] And he's going to grab again.

[01:52:41] And we're going to.

[01:52:43] That's so way tops up.

[01:52:46] Yeah, we only have 90 seconds.

[01:52:48] We timed out sudden death.

[01:52:49] OK, how does that work?

[01:52:50] Just 1v1?

[01:52:51] Yeah, just 1v1 smackaroo.

[01:52:54] Yeah.

[01:52:54] Oh, oh, see, because you blocked the whole thing

[01:52:57] and then I blocked the other thing.

[01:52:59] Yeah.

[01:53:00] now I'm getting smacked in the head and you're gonna grab but I'm gonna grab no no no no that's my next up

[01:53:05] are you done with the grabbing thing? okay done with the grabbing thing yeah we're okay we're we're over that now

[01:53:10] oh now it's the jump grabger I lied not over that yeah yeah that's crazy yep now it's the jump land

[01:53:15] attack no yeah no problem welcome to my mixup I can't get in time okay hey what can I say

[01:53:23] You just exploded yeah, you literally just turned into seven different bits. Yeah, I got an achievement

[01:53:31] Okay, let's return to lobby so we can make sure you guys are spectating. I believe you have to

[01:53:41] spectate from here. Yeah, I'm out anyways. I think I just did it too late. Who wants some? Let's be real.

[01:53:49] I'm gonna be here all day

[01:53:53] Spectate boom, okay. I'm spectating wait. No, I'm spectating the wrong

[01:54:00] Okay, oh now I can say okay. All right in goes. Yeah. Yeah, we need how did you suspect it?

[01:54:05] Are you guys able to just kill the spectate? Yes

[01:54:10] Yeah, now you're a loser has to go to the winners funeral not negotiable

[01:54:15] Either it's gonna be a destination funeral. Just so you know

[01:54:19] The Ludwig-Augran Super Cruise Funeral.

[01:54:29] I'm gonna need 10 seconds to put a controller still.

[01:54:31] Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I'm not gonna bother you.

[01:54:36] No, yeah, yeah, you got it, yeah.

[01:54:40] That's a five ball.

[01:54:43] Okay.

[01:54:44] Is there a heavy auto combo? Probably is, right?

[01:54:46] Okay, that's the switch.

[01:54:47] Alright, let me know when you're ready.

[01:54:50] I'm ready.

[01:54:51] Is it double jump?

[01:54:53] Yeah, GG, welcome to my autocombo.

[01:55:00] Oh!

[01:55:01] What?

[01:55:02] It doesn't autocombo.

[01:55:04] Yup.

[01:55:05] I need the automatic.

[01:55:06] I need CISO.

[01:55:07] I need you.

[01:55:08] CISO, I need you.

[01:55:09] No, that's not CISO.

[01:55:10] No, that's not CISO.

[01:55:11] See, so I need you see so I need you

[01:55:15] No, that's not see so do you know how much bro?

[01:55:27] There's a lot of hopping going on here. Yeah, my character's a double jump character's gonna fire. I didn't take I didn't take that's on me. Oh

[01:55:32] I get both your asses in this.

[01:55:40] Good grab, good grab.

[01:55:44] Real talk.

[01:55:45] Thank you.

[01:55:46] Oh my god, it's a close one.

[01:55:50] Electricity, electricity.

[01:55:52] Oh my god.

[01:55:54] He's creaking me.

[01:55:56] Dude, dude.

[01:55:58] Fighting bolt.

[01:56:00] You're cringe!

[01:56:02] God damn it!

[01:56:04] Okay, that's fine. I got out of me.

[01:56:06] No way!

[01:56:08] Fightin' both! Fightin' both!

[01:56:10] Fightin' both!

[01:56:12] Oh my...

[01:56:14] That's what it takes to be on medicine.

[01:56:18] Cecil.

[01:56:20] He wouldn't beat up an old man.

[01:56:22] They're the best men to beat up.

[01:56:24] I got a gun. You're just shooting at me. You guys are just about to pop in and you just

[01:56:53] I'm just an old man. I'm just an old man. Yep, and I'm just a fucking battle beast

[01:57:11] I just kind of slowly walk up and fuck them up

[01:57:19] You say

[01:57:23] Nice cross up.

[01:57:30] Good sweep.

[01:57:39] Oh.

[01:57:44] Come here, bro.

[01:57:50] Quit jumping around me.

[01:57:52] That'll be as slow as hell.

[01:57:54] I'm pretty sure it'll work.

[01:57:55] It's R2 if you want to also.

[01:57:58] What is R2?

[01:58:00] I think it's R2.

[01:58:01] If it's not, I'm pretty sure it's R2.

[01:58:08] He keeps going.

[01:58:11] I don't know if I did it wrong.

[01:58:12] Did I use it?

[01:58:13] Oh, did I use meter?

[01:58:14] You did, but you had two bars of meter.

[01:58:19] and toasts have like some lobby to use, right?

[01:58:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:58:22] Because your tag will probably use all,

[01:58:23] or I think your autocombo uses some meter.

[01:58:25] Yes, yes.

[01:58:27] All right, Jody, get in there.

[01:58:28] Get in there, get in there, Jody.

[01:58:30] We can't have the king of the hill.

[01:58:31] Okay, get in there, take that.

[01:58:33] Get in there, Jody.

[01:58:34] Get in here, Jody.

[01:58:35] Okay, how do I, how do I, oh, we're turned to lobby.

[01:58:37] Yep.

[01:58:38] This feels like, hmm, like I'm the little sister

[01:58:42] being tagged in, but like normally I would be,

[01:58:45] maybe playing, like you and the controller.

[01:58:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how this feels

[01:58:54] One of the greatest gamers

[01:58:56] In what in what game are you the greatest? I'm platinum in League of Legends. So

[01:59:06] I just think the greatest in plaque do not go hand-in-hand I don't think toast is spectating

[01:59:11] Oh, okay. I got a spectating. No, no, no, you guys kidding. I knew I knew look at the characters

[01:59:16] Jody, I'm doing a beat-off on Friday. If I win I need a beat-off

[01:59:31] What

[01:59:37] Jody you saw the last beat-off the song I made oh

[01:59:41] Yeah, yes. Yes. I did

[01:59:44] We're running back why am I oh and I need I if I beat you a producer tag from you of my request

[01:59:55] Producer tag of you no no a producer tag from you for me to use

[02:00:01] Me specifically yes, I'm gonna have you if I beat you here. Give me the producer tag

[02:00:14] Actually, I think we just go for it.

[02:00:15] Also, I'm down, but like, what do I get if I win?

[02:00:19] What do you need?

[02:00:23] I would like equity in more of a book.

[02:00:27] You know what, Judi?

[02:00:28] I don't want to get to worry about it.

[02:00:29] I don't think it's gonna come off, Judi.

[02:00:35] It's gonna be a moment, please.

[02:00:37] Okay, okay, okay, Judi, hold back, hold back.

[02:00:39] So to block, and if I dig in, you have to hold back.

[02:00:41] Otherwise, you get hit.

[02:00:42] And then you have to wait for your turn.

[02:00:45] So after this, I'm done.

[02:00:47] And now you get your turn to hit me.

[02:00:49] If I didn't get this game with turns,

[02:00:51] and you have to wait your turn.

[02:00:52] So this is my pressure.

[02:00:53] And if you block my pressure, then you get your turn.

[02:00:56] But you have to be holding back to block it.

[02:00:58] Got it.

[02:01:00] I don't have to tap like.

[02:01:00] That's not like a parry, like at press X moment,

[02:01:03] I just get to hold it.

[02:01:04] Just hold back.

[02:01:04] Hold back down and back also works.

[02:01:07] And then, but then you get an overhead

[02:01:08] so my down and back didn't work.

[02:01:10] So then, if I hold back, try, wait, is it neutral?

[02:01:13] Hit me.

[02:01:15] Okay, yeah, so you have to hold back.

[02:01:17] So this blocks everything but an overhead.

[02:01:22] Oh, I think you can do forward and heavy,

[02:01:24] which may be a circle for you.

[02:01:26] It should work.

[02:01:27] A circle?

[02:01:29] I'm not gonna press square.

[02:01:30] I'm pressing.

[02:01:32] You did an overhead earlier.

[02:01:33] There's your overhead.

[02:01:34] There you go.

[02:01:35] Whatever that was.

[02:01:36] Okay, now you know.

[02:01:37] That blocks everything but an overhead.

[02:01:39] Yeah, yeah, but and then I see normal back holds blocks everything except for low. Oh

[02:01:45] And how do you do low? Just down down and in any of your moves?

[02:01:50] Okay

[02:01:52] Okay, it's time to get some equity. Okay. I need all my equity get out there

[02:02:00] Good block

[02:02:02] Okay, that's a grab

[02:02:04] Square at the same time a square at the same time. I don't have an a wait. What are you playing on?

[02:02:09] Square X. Yes, yes

[02:02:11] Try it. Hey, come here. Yeah, nice. Oh

[02:02:16] Then try your meter my meter. So R1 is dash forward

[02:02:25] I got an R1

[02:02:27] I'm going to press play.

[02:02:32] Nice!

[02:02:33] Good cancel!

[02:02:34] You know what's crazy?

[02:02:35] I'm not even looking at my screen.

[02:02:38] I'm looking at the button.

[02:02:39] What are you talking about?

[02:02:40] Do I have an L2?

[02:02:41] You have R1 and R2.

[02:02:42] I do.

[02:02:43] You're so right.

[02:02:44] I see.

[02:02:45] I thought that was a P.

[02:02:46] It was the Liza.

[02:02:47] That's fair.

[02:02:48] Oh my god, we're just twinning.

[02:02:49] Yeah.

[02:02:50] Yeah.

[02:02:51] Yeah.

[02:02:52] Yeah.

[02:02:53] Yeah.

[02:02:54] Yeah.

[02:02:55] Yeah.

[02:02:56] I'm just running. Mediums are

[02:03:01] mediums are low.

[02:03:12] Okay. Oh, time's up. Time's up.

[02:03:15] Does it still go to sudden death?

[02:03:18] Even if I hadn't actually killed her?

[02:03:21] Yeah, it just gives her a HP.

[02:03:24] No, good grab, W grab.

[02:03:27] Eeeh, I can't really confuse when we switch

[02:03:30] because we're exactly the same.

[02:03:31] Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.

[02:03:32] Please actually not that one, she brings.

[02:03:36] Good grab, fuck!

[02:03:39] Oh my god!

[02:03:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:03:43] This is gonna be insane.

[02:03:44] Autocombo, spam square, Autocombo.

[02:03:48] Oh my god.

[02:03:49] It's really bringing me back to childhood, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:03:55] I feel exactly how I felt playing against my brother.

[02:03:59] Wow, nostalgic.

[02:04:01] Oh, glad I'm back.

[02:04:05] I'm excited to hear this producer tag.

[02:04:10] It's gonna be fantastic.

[02:04:11] Did I really just forget that?

[02:04:13] I can't say that in sponsor.

[02:04:16] Okay, how how should we do it this time? Oh, I hit really nice. That's nice. You know, we can

[02:04:23] Okay, you guys play each other. I think that would help and it's okay a level of session

[02:04:27] Okay, he's humble

[02:04:37] Okay, I'm a back out how do I back out?

[02:04:39] Okay, there we go.

[02:04:43] Who won?

[02:04:44] Yeah, who won me?

[02:04:46] Hop in, hop in.

[02:04:47] Me, me, Jody.

[02:04:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:04:49] Okay.

[02:04:50] Can you invite me to lobby again?

[02:04:51] I'm done practicing.

[02:04:52] Oh, yes.

[02:04:53] Some bubbly bee, bubbly boo.

[02:04:55] Press that button.

[02:04:56] Yes.

[02:04:57] Mm-hmm.

[02:04:58] Okay.

[02:04:59] You're welcome.

[02:05:03] I feel safe.

[02:05:06] Dude, I am fucking kicking your ass.

[02:05:08] Yeah, I'm inspected.

[02:05:09] So hold up. This game's kind of easy. No, it's just you can just do um

[02:05:13] You can just do square for auto combo and then mix up grab

[02:05:18] What's the point of heavy and medium mediums? You're low is heavy your overhand

[02:05:24] There's not an auto combo for those though

[02:05:27] Maybe you just can do an input combo. I don't know how to do supers yet

[02:05:34] So what are all these other buttons?

[02:05:36] Okay, I'm just going to get labored with a combo.

[02:05:39] Square, if you get a hit, you just mash it.

[02:05:41] It's an auto combo.

[02:05:42] And then you can use R1 to dash forward and backwards.

[02:05:46] And then you just need to be mixing up

[02:05:48] when it's your turn, smashing square, or grabbing.

[02:05:53] Okay.

[02:05:54] And I think that should win you most games.

[02:05:56] And then if you have meter, or you're getting attacked,

[02:05:58] you press L1.

[02:05:59] And then that will bring in your tag

[02:06:02] to break out of a combo.

[02:06:04] This is crazy neutral.

[02:06:05] This is crazy neutral right now.

[02:06:07] Yeah, look at that low.

[02:06:09] Look at that low in that knockup.

[02:06:11] No follow up.

[02:06:14] You unblock too early, you unblock too early.

[02:06:16] Remember, wait your turn.

[02:06:19] Your blocks, your turn, your turn.

[02:06:20] Oh.

[02:06:21] How do you know it's your turn?

[02:06:22] You kinda have to know the character's combo.

[02:06:23] Just when they're done with the combo.

[02:06:24] I see, I see, I see.

[02:06:25] Yeah.

[02:06:26] Like you see like one, two, three, four, and then,

[02:06:29] but that was my auto.

[02:06:29] Oh, nice block.

[02:06:30] So now you go, now you go.

[02:06:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:06:32] Yeah, now it's your turn.

[02:06:33] Square, square, square.

[02:06:34] I

[02:06:40] Your block

[02:06:42] Just trying to get them so they don't unblock

[02:06:44] You are the moment where they don't block usually at the end of a combo

[02:06:49] The game is built in a way that they have some recovery time and then you have the option to pressure them

[02:06:58] That's not my

[02:07:00] Is that triangle, triangle, triangle, square, square, square?

[02:07:02] Yeah, triangle.

[02:07:03] How do you know what I'm doing?

[02:07:04] Because it was your, I, because I looked like you were mashing.

[02:07:07] I looked like you were mashing.

[02:07:09] I was, I was absolutely mashing.

[02:07:14] A Dash 4 grab destroys her, I'm just saying.

[02:07:16] Oh wait, that's what I was just trying to do, I forgot to grab.

[02:07:18] Whoa, you're kind of like the guy.

[02:07:20] Yeah, I can tell, I can tell.

[02:07:21] Good block there.

[02:07:25] Nice.

[02:07:26] Whoa.

[02:07:27] Dash 4 to assist, Dash 4 to assist, it'll work.

[02:07:31] It worked for the wrong I was thinking you would try

[02:07:36] Giant ball of fire that's really slow

[02:07:39] Good block the block

[02:07:45] Yeah, take a little stage presence you don't you don't want to be against the wall

[02:07:48] It's the scariest place to be in a fighting game. I see I see nice

[02:07:51] That's good turns over. Oh

[02:07:54] Okay, I should grab a spire

[02:07:56] Good assist. Oh, that's it. You have to dash it on that. I can't remember which one. R1, R1.

[02:08:10] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, yes!

[02:08:16] You're not done though.

[02:08:20] You're not done though.

[02:08:26] You could have dash grabbed and just run a little far.

[02:08:33] Oh my god!

[02:08:42] Two comps.

[02:08:45] Okay, you've nailed dash in auto combo. You've nailed it.

[02:08:48] I

[02:08:52] Offward try an R2 R2 heavy R2 circle circle

[02:09:05] Do take it easy man, I'm dying here. So you're gonna go it's he

[02:09:10] Yeah, we're not the sudden death it

[02:09:12] Why she circle? I don't know that. Oh that's a little like random swing

[02:09:18] Okay

[02:09:22] Yeah

[02:09:24] One

[02:09:29] Here it is here it is

[02:09:32] Five meter instantly for that did more help I guess because I had more help. Yeah, that's actually a cool balancing. Oh

[02:09:39] My god, you're getting your ass. Oh my god

[02:09:42] The auto-pom was crazy. What button is my square?

[02:09:48] It's it's not whatever your line of check is

[02:09:53] Like it all right yeah, I'm trying to find you but nothing was happening, so I don't really get there's R2 light R2 heavy

[02:09:58] R2 medium I think

[02:10:01] Okay, oh your house the clean your house

[02:10:03] I'm so confused. Yeah, you're using a level one right now

[02:10:09] Oh

[02:10:18] Damn and cocky about it. Okay. Let me look it up invincible

[02:10:26] Spamming to get my old top standing there in neutral. Yeah, you were just standing there

[02:10:34] Yeah, I'm just standing there because nothing's happening, but I have I have max bar

[02:10:40] Wait, do I play against host?

[02:10:48] Oh quarter circle forward

[02:10:55] It's different per character, I think it looks like it's quarter forward heavy though kind of works for most characters

[02:11:05] I just press one button and I would oh, I just looked it up. I haven't played it yet. You see

[02:11:13] You don't have full light out the Viltrum Empire

[02:11:18] I don't know why that was so funny.

[02:11:24] Chad, who's a gamer? Who knows?

[02:11:25] I can fl- Wait, I can fl-

[02:11:27] Who knows what's in here?

[02:11:29] Like, oh, true.

[02:11:30] How did you come up with that?

[02:11:34] R2 circle plus X.

[02:11:37] Okay, okay.

[02:11:38] I'm hearing word.

[02:11:39] Your super is R2 plus circle plus X.

[02:11:45] Or A and B.

[02:11:46] That is right.

[02:11:47] right yes that is right are two circle all three buttons yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[02:11:54] but but when you have meter you have no meter in the bottom left you can see

[02:11:57] your meter

[02:12:03] damn that's a great shimmy that was a great shimmy toast I don't know either I

[02:12:13] I think you like teched in air and then got a counter.

[02:12:20] How do I like when do I even know when myself is over?

[02:12:23] You're a little over the word, but the the weakest of the vote from lights.

[02:12:28] Who's the strongest?

[02:12:30] Conquest, well, technically, the Empress drag, but he's not in this.

[02:12:33] I mean, I mean, so she's bad as hell.

[02:12:39] Well, you're really going vertical.

[02:12:41] I'm very I'm very

[02:12:48] I guess I'm done when I get you to the ground

[02:12:55] Yeah, it's your level one it's your level one. What do you mean my level one like there's a level two or yeah, yeah, yeah, there's

[02:13:02] Like meter and then you can expend all your meter for a bigger cop like a bigger server. There's more damage

[02:13:09] or less meter to do

[02:13:11] Anytime there's an animation. It's usually you using some super

[02:13:15] Got it

[02:13:17] And I think level one might just be

[02:13:20] Jack said it

[02:13:23] X plus circle plus a direction

[02:13:29] I'm against this wall and I'm gonna die. That's right. He used all meter

[02:13:37] They'll be blocks

[02:13:41] Yeah, he kind of hit you with a fighting game 101.

[02:13:48] Oh, no beast, I'm gonna have to bring up the big guy.

[02:13:53] Okay.

[02:13:54] I'll be back.

[02:13:55] Damn.

[02:13:56] Look at the log walk.

[02:13:57] Walk with aura.

[02:13:58] Yeah.

[02:13:59] Yo.

[02:14:00] Oh.

[02:14:01] Oh.

[02:14:02] Oh.

[02:14:03] Oh.

[02:14:04] Oh.

[02:14:05] Oh.

[02:14:06] Oh.

[02:14:07] Oh.

[02:14:08] Oh.

[02:14:09] Oh.

[02:14:10] Oh my god, I really just thought.

[02:14:12] Oh my god!

[02:14:13] Dude, this kid is brutal!

[02:14:15] Head!

[02:14:16] So no head.

[02:14:18] 20 seconds, it might be the first game to end before OT.

[02:14:22] Oh my gosh!

[02:14:23] Oh my gosh!

[02:14:24] Connect!

[02:14:25] You still got one bar.

[02:14:30] Oh shoot.

[02:14:38] Look at me.

[02:14:39] Come on get it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can look at the shimmy look at the neutral. This is high level

[02:14:47] That dashing grab look at that posturing a grab making him go forward cuz the grab

[02:14:55] You can win you can win keep the assault

[02:14:59] What a grab I love the second grab attempt he jumped out. Oh

[02:15:03] Oh

[02:15:05] Dash forward light doesn't confirm. It's right. She's so alive five seconds. She could end it

[02:15:14] She has a little three more seconds

[02:15:19] Dude

[02:15:21] Yeah, I mean you just you basically got punished floor spamming I

[02:15:29] See the vision are you getting the fighting game dream?

[02:15:33] Yeah, I did it.

[02:15:34] We haven't seen Sid in toast, right?

[02:15:37] Yeah, let's see it.

[02:15:38] No.

[02:15:44] Mods, can we get some Prez?

[02:15:45] I want to see this.

[02:15:49] I'm rolling on Sid.

[02:15:54] Sid, who has not won a single match?

[02:15:56] Yeah, but you practiced.

[02:15:57] You got reps.

[02:15:58] Mm, Mm, Jody, can you, yeah, thank you.

[02:16:02] You got some combos toes hop in

[02:16:08] again. Are you swapping the characters around?

[02:16:12] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:16:23] OK, who I wasn't I wasn't able to spectate last match because I was late.

[02:16:26] So I don't know who you're bringing in.

[02:16:28] He's the Viltramite trio.

[02:16:31] So you also have speedy lady. Yeah, but who's this guy Luke Luke Luke in Luke in he sucks. Oh

[02:16:40] He's the grappler, huh?

[02:16:43] Nice good tag

[02:16:49] My favorite thing in fighting games is once someone hits you with something and you do the same thing right after

[02:16:53] That's the most human thing ever

[02:16:55] I

[02:17:04] So much damage level one. Oh my gosh that did so much

[02:17:10] Yep now cringe about cringe about

[02:17:22] Yep

[02:17:25] Oh no, the lows.

[02:17:28] Yup.

[02:17:31] Beautiful. Where's the grab? Mixing the grab.

[02:17:36] You can block that.

[02:17:37] I blocked that. I blocked that.

[02:17:38] Oh, you were late, you were late.

[02:17:39] Okay.

[02:17:40] Into the exit.

[02:17:40] Good cross out.

[02:17:41] Into the combo. Oh, nice assist.

[02:17:44] He's low.

[02:17:45] Check this out though. Boom. Oh.

[02:17:47] He's low.

[02:17:49] I just gotta go for the angles.

[02:17:50] I'm not blocking this. I'm not blocking. I didn't block that.

[02:17:52] It's all right. Level one. Level one.

[02:17:53] You kill him with just your water.

[02:17:55] What are you doing?

[02:17:56] Keep walking.

[02:17:57] Come down.

[02:17:58] Nice.

[02:17:59] Retreat.

[02:18:01] You're impressive, but not enough.

[02:18:03] You overestimate your power.

[02:18:05] Got it.

[02:18:07] Whee.

[02:18:08] I'm getting out of here.

[02:18:10] Uh-oh.

[02:18:11] Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack.

[02:18:13] Out.

[02:18:14] Oh, my ankles.

[02:18:16] Ooh, oh, out.

[02:18:17] Oh, my ankles.

[02:18:19] He's in one trick.

[02:18:19] All he does is aerial into auto combo.

[02:18:23] He has no grab mixup.

[02:18:24] Your education, Beacon.

[02:18:26] Oh, more level two going.

[02:18:28] Smack, smack, smack.

[02:18:31] Into the ground.

[02:18:33] Damn.

[02:18:36] And then I get out of here because I'm scared.

[02:18:37] I like that. Oh, my God.

[02:18:38] I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:18:41] Oh, the swap. I was brazen.

[02:18:42] Not who I thought.

[02:18:45] Oh, you're trying to go out of these breaking in, though.

[02:18:47] Yeah, I was trying to go battle these.

[02:18:52] Fireball.

[02:18:53] Water gun stay out of the air come down fireball soft setting fireballs

[02:19:05] Oh, yeah, that's gonna be huge

[02:19:09] You almost have a level three. Oh, oh frick. Oh frickin heck. Oh, that's a level two

[02:19:18] Oh

[02:19:20] Oh my god, your head.

[02:19:21] Beast mode, beast mode, beast mode, one character left.

[02:19:23] Now you fight the strongest of the Viltramites.

[02:19:29] I like how the shirt rips.

[02:19:32] Uh oh.

[02:19:34] Get out of there!

[02:19:36] Oh my god, he's crushing you.

[02:19:37] He's crushing you in the air.

[02:19:39] The air is killing me.

[02:19:42] I'm not much of an air player.

[02:19:43] I don't know if you can tell.

[02:19:44] Yeah, you need an anti-air.

[02:19:45] What was that?

[02:19:45] That was like a super.

[02:19:46] I don't even know.

[02:19:48] like armor oh yeah he he has an armor armor move what is it I don't know you

[02:19:54] just did it it's probably heavy

[02:19:57] oh my god

[02:20:04] just say no to Viltramites what the heck you also have mm-hmm yep oh my gosh

[02:20:16] tag tag tag tag uh-oh i'm stuck i'm stuck

[02:20:25] you have so much meter you have to use it yeah that's a level three that's a level three

[02:20:35] damn you sold meter keep the pressure keep the pressure i'm not dead uh-oh so close though so

[02:20:41] I have to get in!

[02:20:43] I have to get in!

[02:20:44] I have to get in!

[02:20:47] Oh, oh!

[02:20:48] No!

[02:20:50] No!

[02:20:51] No!

[02:20:52] No!

[02:20:53] No!

[02:20:54] No!

[02:20:55] It's okay, it's okay.

[02:20:57] You're still in.

[02:20:58] Four seconds.

[02:20:59] You can close this.

[02:21:01] Hit it with an aerial.

[02:21:03] Hang up!

[02:21:06] I thought this was intense.

[02:21:08] Oh my gosh!

[02:21:09] He healed so much.

[02:21:10] Yeah.

[02:21:12] Not us lobbing projectiles at each other.

[02:21:16] Okay.

[02:21:18] No, no, no, no.

[02:21:20] Oh my gosh, the flying has been brutal.

[02:21:26] The flying is brutal, I need to get my anti air for him.

[02:21:32] Whee.

[02:21:34] He blinded one eye?

[02:21:38] He looked like he had glaucoma, oh that's Todd that affects millions

[02:21:47] All right, come in

[02:21:52] Hey, let me speak. Oh shocks wait, are you in? No, I'm in I'm in I'm in okay

[02:22:05] Whoa silly man

[02:22:08] I'm going to get him now.

[02:22:10] Pretty.

[02:22:12] Oh, patient player.

[02:22:20] Bad jump.

[02:22:24] Okay.

[02:22:26] I'm understanding.

[02:22:28] Oh my god, my range is so crazy short.

[02:22:32] Mm-hmm.

[02:22:34] I grabbed. Oh, the hug.

[02:22:49] That's bad. That's bad. That's bad for me.

[02:23:03] Am I getting old?

[02:23:04] This guy just flies.

[02:23:07] Dude, yeah.

[02:23:08] All right, see you later.

[02:23:09] It's kind of insane.

[02:23:12] This is crazy.

[02:23:16] Bye bye.

[02:23:18] Oh, God.

[02:23:27] Oh, my flying days are over.

[02:23:29] You're dead.

[02:23:30] Ah

[02:23:32] Wait

[02:23:34] That doesn't do it!

[02:23:35] Oh, thanks for you just slinging me around

[02:23:37] That doesn't do it!

[02:23:38] You bitch slapped me!

[02:23:39] I got you!

[02:23:40] You bitch slapped me!

[02:23:41] You need your health back up that same though

[02:23:46] Save the lobby, bro

[02:23:55] There we go

[02:23:56] Wait dude, do we all know that the purple bar is your recoverable health if you tag out?

[02:23:59] No, oh, I'm not I don't even know how to tag out

[02:24:03] Okay, that's L one and L two to and hold it to attack people out your purple health is really recoverable

[02:24:13] Yeah, best to do it before you die

[02:24:18] Yep, there you go. Wow attack

[02:24:26] Right at the

[02:24:28] Yeah, back out.

[02:24:38] You said L one and L two tag out.

[02:24:41] Yeah.

[02:24:42] What are you playing on?

[02:24:43] Are you playing on fight pad?

[02:24:44] You have five seconds.

[02:24:45] You see it in the top right.

[02:24:46] You can't switch out yet.

[02:24:47] And there it is.

[02:24:48] And there it is.

[02:24:49] Now both your asses get beat.

[02:24:50] Not my super.

[02:24:51] and there it is and there it is now both your asses get beat not my super

[02:24:58] is it OT?

[02:25:01] no no it's your last character

[02:25:10] why do so many uptoes characters bitch slap?

[02:25:13] you think you just read them and picked all the ones that did?

[02:25:17] I like the back end characters

[02:25:51] in Super Smash Brothers, right?

[02:25:52] Get a life, dude.

[02:25:53] So I thought you guys were going to compliment me for that.

[02:25:57] Not really the response I was looking for.

[02:26:00] I think it's pretty cool.

[02:26:01] Who would you play, Lenn?

[02:26:03] I played Jigglypuff and I was top 15 this season in Arizona.

[02:26:06] Wow.

[02:26:07] That is pretty cool.

[02:26:08] Not going to lie.

[02:26:09] Which was one of the top 50 states in the country, so.

[02:26:11] OK.

[02:26:12] Oh, 50 states, yeah.

[02:26:13] Yeah, what?

[02:26:14] Of all 50, of course.

[02:26:21] Wait, did Toast, did you want to spectate?

[02:26:23] Uh, yes.

[02:26:25] Are you not in?

[02:26:26] Are you in?

[02:26:27] Let me go Lobby.

[02:26:28] I don't think he's in.

[02:26:29] I'll go Lobby, I'll go Lobby.

[02:26:30] You know what, Jake?

[02:26:31] I'm just gonna see the voice of Cecil and then he said I want to be Omni-Man until

[02:26:37] they gave it to him.

[02:26:39] I don't know that.

[02:26:42] I did not.

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[02:26:47] Are you in, Toast?

[02:26:50] Yeah, I'm all right

[02:26:54] What is it heavy?

[02:26:56] Circle so square is light triangles medium circles heavy. Oh your triangles your overhead your x is

[02:27:05] special

[02:27:09] So it does some sort of like it like try it right now for sex

[02:27:13] It's like this longer overhead

[02:27:15] Mine's just this longer over here, and that's nice or it X is heavy. I see. Oh, okay. Cool. There's just compost

[02:27:36] So you can't block a grab no no you have to grab grab or jump out of a grab. Yeah

[02:27:40] Yeah. So press square and S when he's pressing square and S.

[02:27:45] Oh, okay. Like a parry. Yeah.

[02:27:47] How, how, uh, oh, now he's mixing you up, so.

[02:27:51] Okay, that's, you couldn't succeed there.

[02:27:55] Wait, so swap out, swap out. If you press L, uh, L1 or R2, so you see how you have that purple health?

[02:28:00] If you press, um, I don't know how to do it.

[02:28:03] Yeah, so now you swap, you see how it's charging in the top?

[02:28:05] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:28:06] You're getting your health back while this happens.

[02:28:09] Okay

[02:28:14] Sorry, I thought you were done talking

[02:28:17] battle base

[02:28:20] dude quiz

[02:28:25] Yeah, battle beast is insane

[02:28:27] But I did not shrew so like I'm doing this to close the distance, but then I don't have

[02:28:40] enough time at oh my gosh that was crazy I don't have enough time to hit after usually

[02:28:44] So you have time to do something in between?

[02:28:51] What's my d- oh yeah, one.

[02:28:58] So then I would do this.

[02:29:04] Not him!

[02:29:05] Anybody but him!

[02:29:08] I see that's how you break this.

[02:29:13] Nice good grab.

[02:29:16] Nice grab.

[02:29:24] Oh no.

[02:29:26] Not the corner.

[02:29:29] And why is the corner bad? Like why can't I just sit here and block?

[02:29:32] Cause then I can mix up grabs.

[02:29:34] I see.

[02:29:35] And we will just you should watch your back up

[02:29:48] And then I think it resets a neutral yeah

[02:29:52] And then the dash is a good thing cuz it just mixes up your spacing

[02:29:57] And then forward X is really good at this guy cuz you close the whole distance

[02:30:02] Oh, like let my literal movement

[02:30:05] Wait, now I'm on 5-9-4.

[02:30:11] Nice. Yeah, that was huge.

[02:30:15] It's a super. Great. That was great. Everything you do is great.

[02:30:25] This is gonna hurt.

[02:30:32] Oh, what a grab!

[02:30:35] Um if if I gravel you grab when we do the thing then who grabs the book, okay?

[02:30:45] Oh I

[02:30:47] Can they do the thing?

[02:30:52] I've lost wow one of the right. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're all

[02:31:05] Good blocks, okay, okay, oh it's me time to clutch

[02:31:15] Yeah, I think I can look in there increasing that if we want oh

[02:31:21] What range you have

[02:31:35] I did not block that.

[02:31:38] What?

[02:31:38] Oh, I haven't seen this one yet.

[02:31:39] Whoa.

[02:31:47] No way.

[02:31:47] That was me.

[02:31:48] That was me.

[02:31:49] I've never been so disappointed in someone.

[02:31:56] Who's that?

[02:31:57] Adam Eve.

[02:31:58] That is Adam Eve.

[02:31:59] That is her.

[02:32:05] Alright, what's what's next? What what what have we done? We've done everything, right?

[02:32:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:32:15] Take me out take me out. Yeah, okay

[02:32:19] Should we do a me and a Jody again me and a you know?

[02:32:23] Yeah, we got a warm-up now. Now it's now we do around Robin. That's my fingers hurt

[02:32:28] Okay, I'll try to explain to you how do you guys swap tours?

[02:32:31] Is that a silly question?

[02:32:33] No, you press the three bar button or like whatever's in your top right.

[02:32:39] Oh, you went to options and like selected it.

[02:32:41] I see, I see.

[02:32:42] Yeah, then I went to load out and then I see, I see.

[02:32:45] Okay, I'm just on my characters.

[02:32:46] Yeah, you guys go ahead and play.

[02:32:47] Okay.

[02:32:48] Okay.

[02:32:49] Okay.

[02:32:50] Let's go.

[02:32:51] Who's fire?

[02:32:52] Can you do it?

[02:32:53] Two be two?

[02:32:54] No, right?

[02:32:55] I have four and four so my my right oh no no I have four and five my left pinky is not

[02:33:23] touching anything, but everything on my right hand is touching something.

[02:33:26] Yeah, who do I play?

[02:33:28] I'm going to try to play like that.

[02:33:30] Well, I can't now.

[02:33:32] Call me how you please.

[02:33:34] OK.

[02:33:37] Anyway, you want to play is fine.

[02:33:48] Cecil. OK.

[02:33:53] play Allen. I keep trying to go when it's not my turn. I'm overzealous. Learning turns

[02:34:03] I think is very hard. I just want to go all the time. Yeah. Just let me go all the time.

[02:34:13] The character I'm playing is also very fast, which makes it hard. Oh, you can't spectate

[02:34:20] mid. Okay. Oh, okay, I'm just

[02:34:26] clapping you because I don't

[02:34:27] remember. I shouldn't have done

[02:34:28] that. It works. The clap works.

[02:34:33] Oh, I'm on my because of my

[02:34:35] buttons are on. That makes a lot

[02:34:37] of sense. I want to just go to

[02:34:41] I want to go to like a training

[02:34:42] session. I just want to see.

[02:34:46] Yeah.

[02:34:46] I just want to see what people Kate does I wish I could say that it was I just want

[02:35:11] What's an easy combo and a super oh so much blood

[02:35:22] Okay, just like

[02:35:41] Wait, what? What was that?

[02:35:43] Oh, okay, not my turn, not my turn, but not my turn.

[02:35:55] Okay.

[02:36:01] Oh, no!

[02:36:07] This is gonna hurt!

[02:36:09] I know I also have that in my brain.

[02:36:11] Yeah, we're saying it a lot.

[02:36:13] No!

[02:36:15] Oh my god, this is gonna hurt!

[02:36:17] This is gonna hurt!

[02:36:19] So these are all the supers.

[02:36:23] So I feel like I'm supposed to do...

[02:36:25] So this is EX, right?

[02:36:27] Okay, fireball!

[02:36:31] Fireball!

[02:36:33] Yeah, I'm uh...

[02:36:35] You kicked that rock in there?

[02:36:37] do I kick the rocket here I thought you're going to kick it at me

[02:36:48] oh yummy oh you do special with heavy it's yes really just I'm beating you with

[02:36:58] this with hole yeah I have no one to tag in either I don't know how to hang your

[02:37:03] I'm just I'm just I'm just oh my god

[02:37:07] It's more like that was that special right what what was that? Oh, it's

[02:37:12] My circle was like old to say your bar. Yeah, this is my bar. I'm using my bar. Cool

[02:37:19] Here bars insane business thing. It's a whole movie cut scene for that

[02:37:27] I don't know how to

[02:37:29] I want to do like a launcher that'd be damaged to me even if I block it or I think even if

[02:37:36] you block things take a time like a little bit of damage oh my god the health differential

[02:37:43] is disgusting oh me falling to the ground after taking a little bit of water it doesn't

[02:37:51] That's kind of fun wait, why do I take down is it like I take damage if I'm not dead

[02:37:58] actively yeah sudden death like oh that's kind of fire so it just ticks my house

[02:38:06] part of that's kind of fire this time I'd be the best guy ever okay okay so

[02:38:19] down circles my launcher and then she follows the launcher wait how do I not

[02:38:26] follow it how do I follow it oh wait what do we do okay you just

[02:38:36] I can return to lobby, but I don't know if it let me

[02:38:40] Can you follow a super okay, Sydney locking? Okay, maybe um, maybe let in oh

[02:38:49] Maybe let in toast can fight and we can fight what up squad. Yeah, I'm down

[02:38:54] Cuz we accidentally started another one. Wait, can you add me? Can you have me to the group toast? I left by accident?

[02:39:00] Well, I love to practice this phone. Oh

[02:39:03] Wait, I was too gross wet

[02:39:06] All right, I'll invite you, brother.

[02:39:16] I'm gonna make a lobby, create a lobby.

[02:39:23] The music is so good.

[02:39:26] You're just slowly doing Pee-don't.

[02:39:36] I

[02:39:43] Don't invite your ass oh

[02:39:48] Interesting I can do it. Oh, I see the combo if you can do it through steam. Oh

[02:39:57] No, I see a lobby key don't the lobbies invite only

[02:40:04] I'm too stupid

[02:40:06] I can figure this out. I'm a streamer.

[02:40:09] Watch game. Invite to watch. I don't want to invite him to watch.

[02:40:14] Some cockshit.

[02:40:20] It must be like an invite point, I'm missing. Oh, there you go. I got you. I got it.

[02:40:30] Okay, who are you playing with?

[02:40:32] I got I got a robot. I have to get out of this lot. I have to get out of battle beast

[02:40:43] Like playing as battle beast or getting your ass beat

[02:40:47] Getting my ass beat by battle beast. Yeah

[02:40:51] Like his rush down is just fucking insane and I keep accidentally switching to the wrong

[02:40:57] Your duplicate

[02:41:02] No too very close there you go I keep switching to the wrong person

[02:41:13] Oh, I'm trying to work on that

[02:41:21] Overpowered

[02:41:23] I

[02:41:25] Guys John's thing can my words is called hip-hop this tactile switch. Oh my light so nice

[02:41:35] Well, let's back me oh this is an assist. Oh

[02:41:40] Yeah, I'm that guy

[02:41:47] How is this not hitting you

[02:41:49] Oh, my God.

[02:41:54] That was...

[02:41:55] Dude, you're a terrorist.

[02:41:56] What?

[02:41:57] How am I not blocking this?

[02:42:00] Oh, crap.

[02:42:01] I'm gonna hold him back in there, dear.

[02:42:10] back up back it up you too. Oh my god. Wait, I have it. I have it. I have it. I know how

[02:42:23] to get out of this. What? Whoa. Oh my god. What is that? Man's in the lab. Wait, am I

[02:42:30] just dead? No. Wait, was that me doing that? Are you doing it? I should be doing that.

[02:42:37] No, it'll take more than that

[02:42:48] There's just two giant meds eating

[02:42:56] My blocking

[02:42:58] I

[02:43:01] Tell the sudden death comes so fast, but I guess it doesn't I can increase the time

[02:43:08] It's not

[02:43:26] Okay, so actually practice

[02:43:28] Mark was so wrong about you

[02:43:35] Done

[02:43:43] Oh my god, you're acting so crazy. Oh my god

[02:43:49] Actually, I don't know if you can I was always I don't know where you

[02:43:54] who is

[02:44:09] I'm gonna buy.

[02:44:10] What does this mean?

[02:44:13] Who are you?

[02:44:15] Who am I?

[02:44:17] Omni-man.

[02:44:19] I like Omni-man.

[02:44:21] Oh.

[02:44:23] Oh, I see.

[02:44:25] So you don't...

[02:44:27] You can't block a thing without it.

[02:44:29] Oh, she's weird.

[02:44:31] Oh my god.

[02:44:33] Oh

[02:44:47] I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. I'm downloaded. He downloaded

[02:44:50] hahahaha

[02:44:56] oh

[02:45:01] ow

[02:45:01] Jesus

[02:45:02] I really tried to understand what I'm doing

[02:45:04] couldn't tell you

[02:45:07] oh nice

[02:45:07] oh wait airmen it was blocking

[02:45:09] I don't even know how I'm clapping on you

[02:45:11] oh I see it

[02:45:15] wow, I can't believe you can go after that

[02:45:17] dude, where's that snap

[02:45:19] that's not so good

[02:45:50] I just think blacked it like bounced over it

[02:46:02] Okay, got the sis cool

[02:46:20] that grapples okay yeah yeah

[02:46:34] oh nice assist

[02:46:38] oops I keep forgetting to block really continue I have to hold block

[02:46:44] oh oh no that breaks it give none for eight seconds oh no no tag bullshit here

[02:47:05] Nice armor

[02:47:21] It's just like a part of my bar, but he blocked it all

[02:47:30] Like the other yeah, you need like a safe spot to switch

[02:47:35] Did you I can't think of the other guy

[02:47:38] So you might be hitting L1 and you need to be hitting L2

[02:47:45] I just talked it oh my god

[02:47:59] Yeah, who you like end on is

[02:48:01] important duplicate don't let me down you are now watching a high win rate player

[02:48:13] Oh, this is gonna hurt. Wait, this might kill me. Oh, no, it didn't.

[02:48:20] That's not blocking. Oh, I'm trying to catch you.

[02:48:29] I'm fighting. I lowkey forgot I could do that until that very moment.

[02:48:34] Yeah, yeah.

[02:48:36] I

[02:48:42] Was fired

[02:48:48] Team rocks

[02:48:52] Do you love me a good fight? Oh my god, I'm gonna hit rich rematch. We could do a best of three two down

[02:48:59] You're such a patient player are what's the like you just you're blocking all the time

[02:49:27] time. Oh, I thought that's what he said to do. I don't play like Sean is what you're

[02:49:33] trying to say. Yeah, Sean Sean's motto is I didn't pay 60 bucks to block.

[02:49:38] I don't get I can't oh there we go

[02:50:25] 5 minutes and he's now the greatest player to touch his controller I want to see this

[02:50:31] tutorial the tag section would tell you everything he does triple tags and genuinely

[02:50:38] He gets my full meter.

[02:50:45] No!

[02:50:46] My battle beast is dead!

[02:50:47] May the better battle beast win.

[02:50:50] Counterattack?

[02:50:51] Oh boy, it's counterattacking.

[02:51:01] I'm going to hear come to me in my dreams.

[02:51:13] Yeah.

[02:51:14] What is the button?

[02:51:15] I don't understand how I'm supposed to get out of this spam combo.

[02:51:28] I genuinely don't understand.

[02:51:30] stand when it's my turn. Okay. Okay. I think I also I I downward grabbed you. I don't know

[02:51:41] if that does anything or like prevent anything.

[02:51:48] Can I do? Ow. Fireball. I'm just trying to keep you away from me.

[02:51:55] I'm trying to see if I have anything. I'm just bleeding from these blocks.

[02:52:00] I'm ready. Let's see if I can bite you. Oh, oh. Yeah, he's like the most insane rushdown

[02:52:14] ever. But where do I make my characters though? I think you can press start in the lobby

[02:52:22] screen and then pick loadout. Okay, okay, I can do the lobby screen. No, I was not

[02:52:27] blocking the shame would have made a great guardian are you guys in one

[02:52:41] already yeah yeah what about the start one

[02:52:46] I feel like I'm going up against Daigo Oh, thank you.

[02:52:59] I don't think I'm going to accept this.

[02:53:06] Oh, hang on.

[02:53:07] Oh, it starts auto on my bed.

[02:53:11] Uh, shift tab.

[02:53:15] Oh, oh, oh, perfect.

[02:53:17] So, wait, is counter-tag, is counter-tag holding?

[02:53:21] L2, is counter-tag holding?

[02:53:23] Actually, counter-tag, I was doing R2, L2, is that right?

[02:53:29] Are you, are you guys spectating?

[02:53:31] Yep.

[02:53:32] I'm in, let's see this.

[02:53:34] You have to time counter-tagging?

[02:53:35] I don't like spam shit.

[02:53:41] Oh

[02:53:46] You swapped your treat your team, yeah

[02:53:52] Hopp baddies whoa

[02:54:04] Oh a little counter tag

[02:54:06] this looks wildly different than uh jr i was just gonna say oh this this is so

[02:54:14] different than how you know currently playing yeah i learned that

[02:54:22] wait where's my rock armor i'm just a man

[02:54:34] i'm the man

[02:54:36] Oh

[02:54:43] So many tags happening here

[02:54:49] Oh, I should have onion punished

[02:54:55] What a grab. Oh nice

[02:55:03] Good good break

[02:55:06] Oh god, you're so fast.

[02:55:11] Oh, it's so cool.

[02:55:16] Yeah, I do forget school.

[02:55:18] Oh my gosh.

[02:55:19] The break.

[02:55:20] Yeah.

[02:55:21] The break of my active attack.

[02:55:22] Great, that was sick.

[02:55:23] Whoa.

[02:55:24] I got.

[02:55:25] I know.

[02:55:26] Chill.

[02:55:27] Chill.

[02:55:28] You got homies too.

[02:55:29] You got homies too.

[02:55:30] You should be like tagging a lot more, huh?

[02:55:32] I don't even know what that means.

[02:55:34] So while you're spamming shit, you can press L2 and bring somebody in.

[02:55:41] Oh...

[02:55:48] Hahahaha!

[02:55:50] I'm too televised!

[02:55:51] I'm too televised, fuck!

[02:55:53] Okay.

[02:56:01] No, I missed.

[02:56:04] Oh my god, how did that go off the super?

[02:56:16] And she's not done.

[02:56:17] Okay, she's done.

[02:56:18] Wait, this is insane.

[02:56:19] Wait, this is insane.

[02:56:26] Break me up, break me out!

[02:56:34] No!

[02:56:35] Super Bowls!

[02:56:36] No, good jump grab.

[02:56:42] Take the grab.

[02:56:43] Take the grab.

[02:56:47] the grab. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:00] Yep. No. How's that, baby?

[02:57:06] I don't see.

[02:57:10] That overhead. No.

[02:57:17] my oh my how many tags

[02:57:21] yeah you guys just fight just way cooler than ours

[02:57:25] it's so much different than me and jody

[02:57:34] obvious

[02:57:38] what is that grab you big meaty jay clock

[02:57:45] I

[02:57:56] What did you cook up in the lab? What did you mean?

[02:58:04] And you so good at swapping tags that he like none of his characters died and so like one person dying

[02:58:10] You can't tag okay, okay, that's a three run it back run it back run it back

[02:58:15] Getting it though. Don't say you're getting it

[02:58:19] Who's the child? Oh my god, we're gonna go

[02:58:25] How do I let's make it look like that?

[02:58:28] Circle and then down and then I think I'm locked in their game right now

[02:58:35] Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe you know a couple of things. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. This is what it feels like.

[02:58:46] Wait, hit them?

[02:58:48] Oh, my God.

[02:58:51] Should be a relief. Yeah.

[02:58:53] The keyboard wasn't working.

[02:58:55] Hit fleet match.

[02:58:57] Circle is the one that confirms it or a Lexus.

[02:59:02] Are you serious?

[02:59:04] Okay, there we go.

[02:59:07] We're gonna keep forgetting I want to try new people.

[02:59:11] Wait, hold on.

[02:59:13] I probably should do that too.

[02:59:15] I'll just like see what's going on.

[02:59:23] It's rock!

[02:59:25] Here's rock!

[02:59:27] Here's rock!

[02:59:29] Here's rock!

[02:59:31] What the fuck?

[02:59:34] Oh, that's honey. That's

[02:59:42] time. It's okay. It's okay.

[02:59:45] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[02:59:48] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[02:59:51] Where you at? BB? I'm not done.

[02:59:57] I'm not done.

[03:00:01] I see a battle beast

[03:00:04] And he wishes to have this up on the TV in the living room

[03:00:09] That'd be awesome right

[03:00:23] Break break break

[03:00:31] oh my god they both died that's so bad for me that's so fucking bad for me

[03:00:42] I'll press the wrong button oh that will do it oh oh oh oh I'm so locked in the

[03:00:49] air oh into the grab wow nice

[03:00:54] What am I, what do I get to block?

[03:00:59] I'm not done.

[03:01:01] No dude.

[03:01:03] Oh, I'm, what am I doing over there?

[03:01:06] When do I get to block?

[03:01:09] If I, if I'm by myself, do I just fucking die?

[03:01:12] Come on, once you're doing that.

[03:01:14] What is that?

[03:01:16] It's just nothing I can do.

[03:01:18] Tag, just like you're in a combo and you're pulling someone in with you?

[03:01:23] Yeah, your partner continues the combo.

[03:01:26] Yeah, you can press it, you just spam square and then hold L2 and then spam square again.

[03:01:31] And the only way to break it is to do a tag break, which I still don't really know how to do.

[03:01:36] You would also need a tag.

[03:01:37] Yes.

[03:01:37] So if you don't have a character to tag in, you're just fucked.

[03:01:40] You're just...

[03:01:44] Your whole entire fist grabbed my head.

[03:01:47] I just watched that.

[03:01:50] Oh, okay, it's starting off with the back end.

[03:01:53] Not who I wanted I want you oh, I can't have you yet because I have one second

[03:02:09] There it is okay, okay if you press where inch triangle and circle the same time during a tag you can break it damn

[03:02:16] What yeah, yeah, I can break anything bro. I got time to know

[03:02:32] Okay

[03:02:37] Whoa

[03:02:40] Okay, okay, we're leveling up

[03:02:46] Oh my god, that's such a good point, you can drop out of ways.

[03:02:50] Well also he's not supposed to be home, you know?

[03:02:56] John, your hitbox is so satisfying.

[03:02:59] Yeah?

[03:03:00] Yes.

[03:03:01] What can I say?

[03:03:02] I'm also open minded.

[03:03:04] Man, why do I get wasted?

[03:03:11] No, yeah.

[03:03:12] I can't focus.

[03:03:13] Shut up.

[03:03:14] I don't shut up

[03:03:18] Hey, I'm gonna get changed the world of my truck here guys. He's so manly. Nice. Right. I

[03:03:26] Don't I can't there we go. Oh

[03:03:32] Nice

[03:03:35] Not what I wanted

[03:03:44] Oh, I see the grabs.

[03:03:49] Wait, do I have to cut?

[03:03:50] Oh my god, my suit is so slutty.

[03:03:52] I love it.

[03:03:53] Wait, is this?

[03:03:55] I can't tell.

[03:03:56] Oh, that's not my skin, never mind.

[03:03:57] I don't think that's his skin.

[03:03:58] I'm not talking about his skin.

[03:04:00] Uh.

[03:04:01] That's true.

[03:04:01] I want to get more.

[03:04:02] I want to get more.

[03:04:03] I don't think that means his whole ass penis is out.

[03:04:05] Yeah, and then I start bled.

[03:04:07] Never mind.

[03:04:14] pressing A yes I'm back

[03:04:20] my radius is a bitch

[03:04:25] oh I'm not even gonna do that

[03:04:30] wait oh on the battlegeese on the right

[03:04:32] I keep forgetting I got him

[03:04:39] nice

[03:04:42] rock

[03:04:44] Why is it my guy helping?

[03:04:51] Whoa!

[03:04:52] Oh my!

[03:04:53] Oh!

[03:04:54] Oh!

[03:04:55] Okay, wait.

[03:04:56] What's, what's anti?

[03:04:57] How did I do that?

[03:04:58] I don't even know how I got up there.

[03:04:59] Oh my God.

[03:05:00] How did I get up there?

[03:05:01] Hmm.

[03:05:02] That is so boring.

[03:05:03] Let me do a high guard up there.

[03:05:04] Get away.

[03:05:05] Get away.

[03:05:06] Get away.

[03:05:07] Get away.

[03:05:08] Get away.

[03:05:09] Get away.

[03:05:10] Get away.

[03:05:11] Get away.

[03:05:12] Get away.

[03:05:13] Oh

[03:05:17] So how are you getting in I'm testing I want to like switch yeah

[03:05:22] Yeah, like no no, how are you doing like that was a full switch?

[03:05:26] That was a full switch. Yeah, I was just holding out one or L to

[03:05:43] this is what I don't know how to get out oh god oh god you got me I think like

[03:05:53] that is how I'm supposed to get out oh oh oh okay

[03:06:00] Unfortunate.

[03:06:06] Ooh.

[03:06:08] Oh!

[03:06:17] Nope, that was a weird-

[03:06:19] My god, why isn't he switching?

[03:06:24] Oh, that was crazy, though.

[03:06:30] that's crazy I didn't get out of that

[03:06:44] oh nice grab

[03:06:50] no you can't cancel in

[03:06:52] that's just stupid of me

[03:07:00] I

[03:07:02] See your mood you can go gap close so much faster than I can

[03:07:07] Yeah, I like his gap close and I don't know if anyone else has one. Well, I only use it

[03:07:12] Don't

[03:07:21] I was beating his ass before he studied for 10 minutes and I was fucking

[03:07:30] I keep going to you so I can't do that anymore because I take my turn and then I'm just fucked

[03:07:51] so I have to wait for you which is unfortunate.

[03:07:54] I don't need the tutorial.

[03:07:55] I just need to beat his ass.

[03:07:56] I just didn't know what was happening. You're just a very patient player

[03:08:04] We got all the time in the world except we have five we have five seconds

[03:08:21] Oh

[03:08:26] I can't go to you. I can't go to you. I can't go to you. But I'm just so impatient.

[03:08:36] Yeah, I have to because I lose HP. It's okay. It's only a level one.

[03:08:48] that's crazy what would you describe as like your place now

[03:09:13] than the Lizard Queen.

[03:09:14] Like, Sean's is going.

[03:09:16] I'm impatient, I guess.

[03:09:18] I think I'm either rushed down.

[03:09:22] I'm like Sean or I will play like a zoning game.

[03:09:29] But I put all my zoning characters down.

[03:09:33] But I can't zone you because you don't come to me anyways.

[03:09:37] So there is no like, I was like, OK,

[03:09:39] I can't play these characters because you sit back and block.

[03:09:42] And I don't do any damage.

[03:09:47] I'm out.

[03:09:48] Well, maybe I should just creep it out now.

[03:10:02] Oh, nice grab.

[03:10:08] You guys are fucking dead!

[03:10:12] I'm so locked into this game right now.

[03:10:38] You can sell? Wow. Uh-oh.

[03:10:44] Oh my god. I wish I could end the auto combo early. Yeah.

[03:10:58] That's crazy!

[03:11:04] You're such a pain.

[03:11:08] Oh no.

[03:11:09] You're so efficient.

[03:11:10] I know.

[03:11:11] Like, I can't.

[03:11:13] Oh, right.

[03:11:13] I can't get in.

[03:11:18] OK, OK, OK, OK!

[03:11:21] You've really done it this time.

[03:11:25] Oh, my head!

[03:11:26] I think I'm like me just grabbing

[03:11:29] your tiny little head is fun.

[03:11:33] It's so small on my head.

[03:11:38] No, okay, okay, okay, okay, that was a 1v3.

[03:11:59] How does one get out of an armored battle beast auto combo triangle in circle perfectly

[03:12:07] times awesome no no no I want to try and get out of the battle beast combo

[03:12:17] perfectly timed at the start of the combo yeah interesting

[03:12:37] Oh

[03:12:51] Dude you're a crappy guy

[03:13:07] Also feel like I should try new people but I'm already here.

[03:13:25] I think they're just in the wrong place and so I'm like, I hope.

[03:13:55] Okay, now I'm seriously mad.

[03:14:02] Brother!

[03:14:06] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[03:14:13] No!

[03:14:16] No!

[03:14:22] No!

[03:14:34] No, no, I'm spamming!

[03:14:46] Oh my god, I can't...

[03:15:05] Alright Mark, let's see it again!

[03:15:07] Another fucking 1v3, no problem for Mark!

[03:15:09] Oh my god, I will not ever get over that.

[03:15:17] What, like, what are you doing?

[03:15:20] I wanna show the other, where's the other, where's my other character?

[03:15:25] Oh, I see, I have to show the other one.

[03:15:28] Oh, that's how I flew.

[03:15:32] Oh man, take the beating so you can still do it.

[03:15:44] How could I not grab on wake up?

[03:15:45] How could I not grab on wake up?

[03:15:47] Why did you get the wake up jab?

[03:15:48] Oh my god.

[03:15:49] Maybe you are like your dad.

[03:15:54] That game three?

[03:15:55] No, that was game two.

[03:15:56] That was game two.

[03:15:57] No, that was game three I think, right?

[03:15:59] That was game three.

[03:16:00] Oh, it was game two it was game two. Okay. Oh my god

[03:16:04] Okay, all right

[03:16:17] To range the user

[03:16:30] I love her. Is that it?

[03:16:35] No

[03:16:47] What oh, okay

[03:16:55] You're ready

[03:17:00] You're so last and I put it

[03:17:06] No, I lost mark

[03:17:14] Dude

[03:17:25] No, you're

[03:17:27] Why do you play this game like Osama bin Laden would like it's so

[03:17:49] Oh shite, sorry

[03:17:57] I'm gonna try other people. Yeah. Return to lobby.

[03:18:20] Oh!

[03:18:27] I'm a good person

[03:18:38] Okay, okay, we're still in it.

[03:19:08] One piece of orange shit

[03:19:24] Let's switch to that new man

[03:19:32] This guy looks like he would clean your house

[03:19:38] Oh

[03:19:41] What just happened to us? Oh, whoa

[03:20:04] Oh my god

[03:20:08] You play for top. Okay. You play for your advantage in this world

[03:20:38] Watch it. Watch it.

[03:20:44] God damn it!

[03:20:45] Did I have to be muted right now?

[03:20:47] I'll be coming for you.

[03:20:48] Oh my god, I'm sorry.

[03:20:49] It's because I keep muting in between games,

[03:20:51] and then I forget to unmute.

[03:20:52] All good.

[03:21:08] I think it's time for the

[03:21:14] wins.

[03:21:16] And

[03:21:26] this is my LG.

[03:21:31] I need a I need someone to beat range like I can't deal with it. Oh, I'm on the other side now

[03:21:36] That is confusing isn't it?

[03:21:37] That was blocking the other way.

[03:21:59] Oh I also have an armor?

[03:22:01] Dude I don't know how to get in bro.

[03:22:03] I don't know how to get in.

[03:22:04] side he's fucking go go go and I just died row and I'm using a fucking PS5

[03:22:19] I wish I was using my fucking fight stick my thumb hurts my thumb hurts so

[03:22:25] much grab a lot and like that thing where you kind of go forward my thumb

[03:22:31] I'm like spamming shit. Oh, I think I had to grab but it's like kind of far range. Yeah. Yeah, you like run at me and jump

[03:22:47] I'm good

[03:22:55] All right all the models road game

[03:23:01] It's so funny that I just like to lose you.

[03:23:04] I know.

[03:23:04] It's like, all right, bye.

[03:23:13] All right, well, I'm going to go on the ground.

[03:23:17] OK, OK, all right, all right.

[03:23:20] All right, settle down.

[03:23:25] Oh, no.

[03:23:26] OK, so the worst people in the world

[03:23:28] He'll do that over and over again.

[03:23:42] This guy's my least favorite ice-cream.

[03:23:44] Jesus!

[03:23:46] Oh.

[03:23:47] Uh, excuse me.

[03:23:48] Haha.

[03:23:49] I'm just going up really quick.

[03:23:51] What is my fucking-

[03:23:57] Ooh, ow.

[03:23:58] I'm going to take a look at this.

[03:24:08] I'm going to take a look at this.

[03:24:18] Yeah, let me let me take the different

[03:24:35] Okay, all right

[03:24:48] No no no no no no no no no.

[03:25:07] Alright LGs.

[03:25:19] I'm trying out all new people for this one because Duplicate looks sick.

[03:25:29] Okay let me turn to my one new character.

[03:25:32] No I missed this.

[03:25:35] Yeah she looks sick. That crab range is insane.

[03:25:43] How do I send out my duplicate clones? Okay interesting. You wanna figure out

[03:25:49] first? Yeah it's fine. Okay. Oh wow. And then what do my clones do? Because they

[03:25:58] don't look like they're doing any damage or anything. I think it's like just zoning me, right?

[03:26:02] I don't know. I'm not gonna die to this. This is a little fast forward. Well, this

[03:26:21] guy now. Okay, this guy, I just like. I like his vibe.

[03:26:25] All right, Paul, he's cute.

[03:26:27] When you're dead, but also, I won't.

[03:26:34] Oh, I have like a, that is such a slow animation.

[03:26:41] Someone that, yeah, something you feel really, like, too slow.

[03:26:49] Pretty sure I have a.

[03:26:50] What is my no gun? Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I just I'm trying to I know he has

[03:27:05] like a true match does the green match. He has a what's the word I'm looking for?

[03:27:12] have a projectile, but I can't figure out what it is.

[03:27:21] I think my control is dead.

[03:27:23] Is this me?

[03:27:25] Am I spamming?

[03:27:26] My turn.

[03:27:27] I have to block that, and then I have a frame.

[03:27:33] Special rights?

[03:27:34] Yeah, I don't know what special is, is the problem.

[03:27:37] I have like a- Oh, yeah, that reminds me.

[03:27:40] I do an annotation brain. Thank you X

[03:27:47] So three is special

[03:27:52] Well, he's dead now it doesn't matter

[03:27:57] Oh my god, yeah, the specials are mine in the bottom left or yours in the bottom left

[03:28:05] No, I'm not talking about my bar. I'm

[03:28:07] talking about the button special itself like cuz I don't know how to do certain

[03:28:13] moves that require it so I don't understand what what are we doing I'm

[03:28:28] I'm using a fight pad.

[03:28:34] Dude, you just trying to put the tackles in it because this is sick.

[03:28:37] Oh yeah, you should feel like I'm in an arcade.

[03:28:41] It's like...

[03:28:45] Wait, so...

[03:28:48] Special is my X?

[03:28:51] And then I combo that with what?

[03:28:53] for a lesson. Why can't I have a break out when you were a young girl? Um, I know what

[03:29:02] Billy McCales is. I don't know that I've been. You end your strings with specials. I don't

[03:29:16] understand how to make her copies come out. You don't figure it out. Oh so I just do a

[03:29:27] string and then she this comes out of the end. Okay, let's see.

[03:29:45] Oh, me and my 2 HP. Oh.

[03:29:57] I was sweet.

[03:30:05] Oh, why?

[03:30:06] You just get to go!

[03:30:07] You just get to go!

[03:30:09] But why are you?

[03:30:09] That's unfortunate.

[03:30:10] Oh!

[03:30:11] That's unfortunate.

[03:30:12] That is unfortunate.

[03:30:16] Next time, I demand to fight your father.

[03:30:19] G...

[03:30:20] GGs.

[03:30:22] How are the boys doing?

[03:30:24] I'm not going to fucking wait, toast!

[03:30:27] I'm not going to the fucking wedding bro.

[03:30:34] Dude this game, this game is intense.

[03:30:45] I feel like having it be like a tag fighter makes it very much so.

[03:30:51] Tag fighters are, they're crazy.

[03:30:53] Hey, thanks for playing guys.

[03:30:57] Yeah, that was a fun game.

[03:31:03] It is. Yeah, GGs.

[03:31:05] What's your background?

[03:31:07] That's your fucking background.

[03:31:08] The funeral might come before the wedding these days.

[03:31:13] Damn, I wish I got to see what happened over there.

[03:31:16] No, you guys, you guys, if you guys learn the tag system, the convuls go crazy.

[03:31:24] He plays evil.

[03:31:25] He plays evil.

[03:31:27] It's a bin lot in play style and it's evil. Wow. Wow

[03:31:37] It's crazy to say that's true that is true and yet guess what you win

[03:31:43] Yeah, big. Thank you to an insible versus guys the 3v3

[03:31:50] Thank you invincible, thank you skybound

[03:31:57] Bye bye.

[03:31:58] Bye bye.

[03:31:59] He's so fucking evil, bro.

[03:32:08] I finally figured out the tag system and then what happens?

[03:32:12] He hits me with fucking ranged spam.

[03:32:15] Evil bro.

[03:32:16] Anyway, type racer challenge.

[03:32:18] Who can type this code fastest into their steam?

[03:32:20] If you do it, you win a free code for invincible versus.

[03:32:23] It's time to play a game of who has the best typing speed?

[03:32:26] going to win it. I don't know one of the 10,000 of you.

[03:32:32] Hi, kids.

[03:32:42] The game was actually really fucking sick when we learned you

[03:32:44] could about the tag combos, but didn't know about the breaks.

[03:32:48] So we were just zero to death in each other.

[03:32:50] And I was like, bro, this is Marvel versus Capcom three.

[03:32:52] And then we were like, oh, wait, the devs thought of this.

[03:32:55] you can break out of it. It's not a guaranteed kill every time you get any hit in neutral,

[03:33:03] which makes sense. That would be bad game design. There should be some counter play.

[03:33:11] Dude, tag fighters are crazy. I gotta, I gotta learn how to play tag fighters.

[03:33:15] All right, boys, I actually am gonna wrap up stream. I know it's kind of a short one,

[03:33:27] only three and a half hours, but but I've been streaming quite long and daily for a few days.

[03:33:31] So hopefully you're not too upset about it. We will have guys a mogul money episode live

[03:33:37] tomorrow. Look at that. We're gonna have a mogul money episode live tomorrow featuring

[03:33:43] I'll also be live tomorrow probably around I would guess three o'clock maybe three to nine something like that

[03:33:50] I think we might go for the God gamer gauntlet

[03:33:53] But I'm gonna rap maybe get a little practice in for some tag fighters

[03:33:59] And I have some I got some signing. I got to sign some cards for

[03:34:04] Tip-to-tip stuff. You know that may well, I'm gonna take that. Oh, there is no time to watch actually

[03:34:09] Somebody uploaded a video on my Reddit.

[03:34:12] It's called Reverse Tip-to-Tip Experience.

[03:34:16] And it's a Chinese guy who went around the states.

[03:34:22] And this is just a short clip from it.

[03:34:26] I figured we'd watch it together.

[03:34:28] I don't really know what...

[03:34:30] If it was like a full tip-to-tip,

[03:34:31] or just like literally a Chinese person walking around.

[03:34:33] But like let's watch it the other way.

[03:34:39] Okay, so I'm sorry the first thing you try to do in America is to do

[03:34:48] fare evasion you're trying to get a free metro ticket just okay all right

[03:34:55] based.

[03:34:57] 芝麻开门.

[03:34:59] 芝麻开门.

[03:35:01] 要去买票。

[03:35:03] 你好,这个能直接过吗?

[03:35:05] Yeah, you should be able to tap the video.

[03:35:07] Yeah, you just hold it over.

[03:35:09] 谢谢你,谢谢你。

[03:35:11] Not even trying to speak English is fire.

[03:35:13] That is literally shit we would do.

[03:35:15] That is funny saying it the other way.

[03:35:17] Nailed it!

[03:35:19] That is literally shit. We would do that is funny. See it the other way nailed it though nailed it to be clear

[03:35:27] I mean the the

[03:35:29] The military dude got it perfectly just based off vibes. I

[03:35:35] Would be terrified. I'm not gonna lie though

[03:35:37] If there's a Chinese military dude post it up in full gear. I'm not saying. Hey, bro. How do I use the Metro?

[03:35:45] I'm avoiding eye contact

[03:35:52] That ain't a cop, bro

[03:35:54] That is not a cop

[03:35:56] That guy's an army. He's in the army

[03:36:09] This is insane

[03:36:11] I knew more Chinese than this guy knows English.

[03:36:23] Okay, it seems like this guy just understands English.

[03:36:34] Am I crazy?

[03:36:36] It seems like he just understands English and he's just speaking Chinese for the walls.

[03:36:40] Wow, your eyes are pretty.

[03:36:44] Your eyes, this one.

[03:36:46] You like my glasses?

[03:36:47] Yes, yes.

[03:36:48] Dude, that's crazy.

[03:36:49] A vibes-based communication, you know, everyone called it my alt.

[03:36:53] It's so effective.

[03:36:55] It's so effective.

[03:36:57] Look at that.

[03:36:59] There's no universe this guy knows how to say glass in Chinese.

[03:37:02] I don't.

[03:37:04] Thank you.

[03:37:05] Bye bye.

[03:37:06] Hello, I want a cup of coffee.

[03:37:08] Do you want coffee?

[03:37:10] Coffee.

[03:37:13] This small one.

[03:37:16] Small one.

[03:37:17] What?

[03:37:20] And then black one.

[03:37:23] That is, wait, did she get this?

[03:37:25] Because that's a crazy play.

[03:37:27] Pointing to the sweatshirt and saying black is crazy.

[03:37:30] You want the black one?

[03:37:31] That's crazy tech.

[03:37:34] That's actually crazy tech.

[03:37:36] You want black?

[03:37:37] Not cream milk, only black.

[03:37:41] Milk, milk, milk.

[03:37:46] White milk.

[03:37:49] White milk.

[03:37:52] Then why would you say black, bro?

[03:37:55] You can't say black and then get it and then go,

[03:37:58] but with milk.

[03:37:59] That's not black anymore.

[03:38:01] You have removed the very thing you communicated.

[03:38:06] Can I get a black coffee with milk?

[03:38:10] Yeah please, I want it to be black coffee, but with a lot of milk in it.

[03:38:14] Can you get this one?

[03:38:16] Milk and coffee.

[03:38:19] You want this one?

[03:38:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:38:21] And this one?

[03:38:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:38:24] And then add some milk. How much?

[03:38:27] $3 is nice.

[03:38:29] How much do you want?

[03:38:31] Okay, okay.

[03:38:32] Thank you.

[03:38:33] Thank you.

[03:38:34] This is pretty.

[03:38:35] Yeah, you're pretty.

[03:38:37] Thank you.

[03:38:38] I don't think she got that, right?

[03:38:40] There's no universe...

[03:38:41] Unless he pointed to his eyes.

[03:38:44] She must've just thought he was saying,

[03:38:46] you're pretty.

[03:38:47] For sure, right?

[03:38:50] You know where the toilet is?

[03:38:53] The toilet?

[03:38:54] Yes, the toilet.

[03:38:59] Kittown!

[03:39:00] American Kittown!

[03:39:03] I do appreciate the blur here, even though he's definitely mimeing it out. That's respectful

[03:39:21] He's got a hundred thousand followers

[03:39:24] Hell yeah

[03:39:26] Yeah, you like it?

[03:39:27] You want it?

[03:39:28] Uh...

[03:39:28] Keep it.

[03:39:29] What's the name?

[03:39:30] Give to you.

[03:39:31] Uh, give me...

[03:39:31] Give me.

[03:39:32] Yeah!

[03:39:33] Give me.

[03:39:34] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:39:36] Hey, wait, wait, wait.

[03:39:38] Who gives them cigarettes?

[03:39:39] Hehehehe.

[03:39:42] Here you go, children.

[03:39:43] It's Chinese customs to give cigarettes to people who are nice to you.

[03:39:47] You even want cigarettes?

[03:39:48] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:39:49] Yeah.

[03:39:50] Yeah.

[03:39:51] Low-key racist.

[03:39:52] Okay, not super...

[03:39:55] Not our best.

[03:39:56] Not our best performance. The deep bow with the hands.

[03:40:00] Little bit. Okay, it's kids. Kids will be kids. Kids will be kids.

[03:40:12] There's no, they, okay, they think B Shoot Out means friends. That's not it.

[03:40:21] He's just saying shit, bro.

[03:40:22] He's just saying this is genuinely like me going up and they go what's your name and I go I'm the crimson blur

[03:40:30] swag swag swag and they go swag swag swag and I'm like, yeah

[03:40:40] He's handsome

[03:40:52] This is the equivalent of us going to McDonald's.

[03:40:59] When you're away from home, you want a taste of home.

[03:41:09] We went to McDonald's, he goes to Chinatown.

[03:41:12] Chinatown food is so much different than Chinese food though.

[03:41:15] This is DC, right?

[03:41:18] This is Washington DC.

[03:41:19] I don't know how the food is in Chinatown.

[03:41:22] I don't know how the Chinatown is in DC.

[03:41:26] It's deaf, is it top three?

[03:41:28] Probably not.

[03:41:32] I'm assuming it's kinda ass.

[03:41:35] Chinatown DC is awesome, all right, I didn't know that.

[03:41:41] I feel like SF Chinatown number one, not close.

[03:41:52] Hello

[03:41:52] How are you?

[03:41:53] I'm good

[03:41:54] Hahaha

[03:41:55] I'm a little too excited to talk to you

[03:41:58] Hello

[03:41:58] Hahaha

[03:41:59] This is the Chinese restaurant

[03:42:01] Okay, okay

[03:42:02] You're not Chinese?

[03:42:03] No

[03:42:04] I think you're from Moscow

[03:42:06] I didn't expect that

[03:42:07] I remember that there were many foreigners in the Chinese restaurant

[03:42:10] Cantonese and Japanese

[03:42:11] Haha, yeet

[03:42:12] In a Chinese restaurant, you didn't expect foreigners?

[03:42:16] To be clear, they're not foreigners, they're Americans

[03:42:20] It's not like you go to a Chinatown restaurant and there's only Chinese people there

[03:42:29] That's like going into the McDonald's in China and being like what the fuck what are these Chinese people doing here?

[03:42:35] We're my baisu wagyu rents. This isn't correct

[03:42:38] So expensive that is so expensive if you are coming from China 37 dollars 200 I

[03:42:58] mean it's in America that's like whatever that's par that's standard that's not

[03:43:02] crazy that's fucking standard he got like two dishes it seems like one dish

[03:43:06] was 1999 you got a side for another I can't really tell maybe a drink for another five and then tax

[03:43:13] that's fine that's normal but if you're from China that's like 231 you want that's like a hotel

[03:43:23] that's expensive I mean brother it what do you mean Washington DC you're fucking dinner where you

[03:43:30] got a meal a side and a drink yeah it's gonna what are you talking about what do you what price

[03:43:34] you expect. Are we living in the same America? That's not $20 anymore.

[03:43:43] This is only standard prices for LA. He's not in LA. He's in DC.

[03:43:52] He's in DC, bro. Oh, I wonder if he tips.

[03:43:57] Oh, it ends. It ends. Wait, who is this person? This is a re-upload of the actual channel. I

[03:44:03] I guess maybe they're only on Billy Billy.

[03:44:06] That YouTuber seems awesome, though.

[03:44:12] That was funny.

[03:44:14] I want to see a full adventure of someone doing tip to tip from China and America.

[03:44:20] We talked a bit about it in the Chinese comments.

[03:44:22] We're like, you would get fucking shot on the streets.

[03:44:23] You wouldn't.

[03:44:24] It's a gross exaggeration.

[03:44:27] I actually think in the same way that people have negative perceptions of

[03:44:32] your experience coming to America or maybe sorry Americans have a negative

[03:44:36] maybe thought of what it'd be like in China. I think Americans pound for pound

[03:44:41] would treat foreigners super well. I think very hospitable, very kind. I think most

[03:44:47] Americans are. And I don't think I'm crazy for saying that. Like yeah, is our

[03:44:52] government shitting the bed? Of course. But I think the people in the country

[03:44:58] generally pretty hospitable. What about down south? I think that's also a false

[03:45:10] idea that you have. They're more hospitable down south. Like are there

[03:45:16] racist people? Yeah of course. Are there people who are going to be assholes? Of

[03:45:20] course. But I would expect if you were to do a trip across America to go down

[03:45:27] South that they would be nicer than if you're dude up north. I think it'd be much colder up north

[03:45:32] Like the worst experience you probably have is

[03:45:36] In like major cities, you know, I'm assuming if you're like New York fucking city because I don't give a shit

[03:45:50] Maybe Florida'd be bad

[03:45:57] But I'm not white, I'm not going through the south.

[03:46:12] I get your concern, but I actually think it would be a better time going through the south.

[03:46:19] Now, there are bad neck of the woods. Absolutely. Don't, don't get me wrong.

[03:46:33] There are bad neck of the woods, but

[03:46:37] it's also, it's not like there, I think there are more white people in the north and the south

[03:46:42] if you were to look at the demographics of America, like percentage wise.

[03:46:49] The South is more diverse, just to be clear.

[03:47:10] I've only gone on the Eastern coast.

[03:47:15] So I've been across, and obviously my experience is unique to my life, but I've gone New Hampshire

[03:47:22] to Florida to the Holy's Coast.

[03:47:27] The number one KKK town is in Pennsylvania.

[03:47:37] Major cities are the most diverse.

[03:47:38] Yeah, of course.

[03:47:39] I'm talking, I guess, state by state.

[03:47:42] by diversity. Racial and ethnic diversity in the States. Oh, there's a fucking sense

[03:47:50] it's coming up, isn't there?

[03:48:03] Yeah, okay, this is exactly what I thought it was. The whitest part of the US is

[03:48:07] Maine, West Virginia, Vermont, New Hampshire, which I knew because

[03:48:12] I'm from New Hampshire, bro.

[03:48:13] And it's 87% white.

[03:48:16] That shit is white as fuck.

[03:48:19] The least white is, I don't know why Alabama, I don't know how this, oh,

[03:48:25] oh, yeah, I don't know why it's like listed up here.

[03:48:31] Wait, it's not like categorizing it correctly.

[03:48:33] I just can scroll down.

[03:48:34] I guess.

[03:48:34] Yeah, there it is.

[03:48:35] Hawaii, California, New Mexico, DC, Texas, Nevada, Maryland, Georgia, Florida, Jersey,

[03:48:44] New York, Arizona.

[03:48:45] Yeah, that makes sense.

[03:48:46] So basically major cities in the south.

[03:48:51] Major cities in the south.

[03:48:58] That adds up.

[03:48:59] Can you give some movie suggestions?

[03:49:14] I'm going to watch Inside Lewin Davis tonight.

[03:49:29] Thank you, Alex, for the 16 months.

[03:49:44] All right, boys, thank you very much for watching the stream today.

[03:49:50] I'm going to wrap.

[03:49:51] I'll be back live again tomorrow, probably a bit earlier and a bit longer.

[03:49:58] exactly know what we're going to do yet. But it should be fun. I'm looking forward to it.

[03:50:16] All right. Goodbye, everybody. I have a good one. Go practice 2xko. Literally the first thing I'm

[03:50:24] I'm going to do an ending stream the first thing I'm going to do without a shadow of a doubt.