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Welcome.
Welcome everybody.
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Yeah, what is up everybody hello hello hello welcome welcome welcome to the second annual
Beat off
About a year ago me and my friends beat off on this stream actually in this room
And I think you guys heard that session
And you said I want more
today
We got more because we're going from three men in the beat off to four
Aiden will be joining us today
All right, we have a fourth member of the beat off
We have two judges currently. I do need a third, but something will cross when we get there. I'm not too worried about it
Anyway, that's the game plan
That's the game plan today
This second annual beat-up now here's the deal here's the deal and I actually want to cover this right now a lot of you guys are
in this stream
Expecting for me to make some, you know
funny
Jokey beats. Okay, you're expecting you're expecting to sit here and watch me make some like this
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'm really just forget that I've seen the pedophile.
Be off the track. Be off the track.
OK, not going to happen.
All right, I'm letting you know right now I'm going to be dropping shit.
Let me let me show let me show you an example.
of the beats that I'm going to be making.
Am I just going to sound like this?
See what I'm saying?
a true beat is going to be made today. All right. We will have a genuine beat. I didn't
change the title on Twitch. Fucking dumb shit site, Twitch. Fix it. Oh, it's because I copy
and pasted my YouTube title and you can't put beat off in a Twitch title. Now I remember.
There we go. Fixed. I was like, I swear I saved it. No, I didn't. I didn't save it.
Anyway, anyway, guys, it is the beat off as a second annual one. There's a little bit of a
twist this time though. We're going to talk about it when the boys get here. But I think
last time an issue with the beat-off is that the prompt was quite vague in the
sense that it was any musical number that you make in three hours and then
the judge is just based off of what blesses their ears the most you know
that that is not what this is today that is not what please let her out there
You want me to let her outside? What are you dumb?
You I just to be clear. I think you shouldn't be allowed to own an animal
I have no rights over you. You're a free sovereign citizen free. I think if you have an outdoor cat
You're a bad person is what it is. Okay. Sorry
Sorry, that's just what I think that's just my opinion man. Don't freaking cancel me
You'd like having an outdoor cat. I don't
Sorry, it's my fucking opinion, man
That's just my fucking opinion. I'll fucking cancel me for it. Anyway, can we focus guys? Seriously. So we have the beat-off
But this time we have a clear direction
Okay, we have a clear direction for the beat-off. All right, and that is that the winner of the beat-off
And and we found a way to do this the winner of the beat-off will become the MVP song
For all of the losers in CS2
So, for the intro, if you guys want to mind, what are some good examples of MVP songs in CS2?
What the fuck does he do the sale thing?
What does he do the sale thing?
Oh here.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
I went way too far forward.
Okay, what are some other ones as easy for instance? Yup, classic, bro.
That's the most European song I think ever. And also the most European music video. It's insane.
it's insane. All right, what else? What else? Give me some good suggestions of MVP songs.
Give me some good suggestions of MVP songs. Knock to dash start.
Great suggestion.
I don't know what you're trying to do, but I think respect for mystery should be the
Okay, great. That's another good one. All right. What else we got? What else we got?
Flashbang by nothing nothing has a song
We put the fuck
Okay, sorry flashbang was already a song became popular in CS2 and then they made a music video with nothing, right?
I'm not getting incepted. It's not like nothing was a part of making the song
Because that would be crazy
Thick of it KSI, okay, I don't know if that's a good one white flag by Ditto
The issue with think of it by KSI is that the whole song is good as opposed to these where you're looking for one moment
Think of it can't be a good MVP song because every ounce is gold. It's all gold
You can't separate the gold from the stone where the gold is harvested from
Not really what I'm looking for not really what I'm looking for
Okay, you guys are I think you guys are just naming songs right now
We're getting a little bit off track just to refocus us as a group. We're looking for songs
Okay, when you're playing CS 2 and you're the MVP that plays for everyone now
Usually it's five seconds of a beat drop of a song
Okay, but much longer song that is like exciting. You know drop whatever
See a lot of months. Okay, that's a banger. I haven't heard this in CS 2, but yeah, this is the this is the Foon song
What is the instrument like that's actually a crazy like I would love to be able to recreate
this. Not make something new, just have the ability to recreate. How do they do this?
I can't even fathom the instrument. Do you think it's
Machine played or is it really just an accordion raw to Alamont live?
They're just playing they're just playing a beat
Yeah, it's just a beat I think
Okay, all right, sorry. I got distracted. Let's continue. Let's continue. Give me something
more beat based. Give me something more beat based. Unstoppable the score.
Okay, this is okay. This is fucking dude perfect core. This is not exactly what I was looking
for. I'm looking for more of a beat. This is what plays when you sit down with your nice
big bowl of boy slob to watch dude perfect. Who rule? Inarguably, dude perfect rule. But
But I don't think we're gonna be making this today.
I'm gonna be at the water.
This is the World Cup song.
First off, don't disrespect World Cup songs.
World Cup songs are bangers.
When I get older, I will be stronger.
They'll call me freedom.
Okay, let's read, let's read, adjust.
Ninja Rache.
What the hell is that?
Ninja Rache.
I pot this is just a DJ. You just gave me the name of a DJ. It's not a song. You just give me the name of a DJ
I speak for everyone when I say we would love to see you beat off
Okay, okay lock in y'all give me something like give me something like give me something like this
You're something like that.
This sucks.
Well then don't watch the beat-off.
Like, brother, I play you a beat, you go, this shit sucks.
Where's the acoustic guitar?
You're in the beat-off, right?
You came to a room full of men beating off, and then you went, this shit's fucking weird.
You went into the room!
It was labeled clearly.
Doot, doot, doot, doot, black pink?
OK, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what?
We have five.
I'm giving five.
Robocop.
Baikonye.
Okay, no, you know what it's just it's over it's over
Like okay, yeah, I think what I'm realizing is you guys just don't play counter strike too, which is fine. That's okay. I
Just don't think I've ever played counter strike and heard Kanye West appear
Let's just watch a random person and see what their MVP song is
It's pistols.
Mommy 3?
They have no MVP song.
I just lost 2 minutes of a Russian guy for nothing.
Most people have them turned off why it's the best part of playing
Oh my god, those people do have them off!
Yeah, King, bought my first own apartment today. I'm finally fully in debt as 33 year old, wohoo.
Congrats, brother, that's big.
Congratulations, man, that's huge.
Now I'm three key, thank you for the raw tier one, alright guys, it's about time.
From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king, this is an OGCS2 song.
My hope will never die.
Yeah.
That is, and it's a great one.
My hope will never die.
That's, and it's a great one.
And it's a great suggestion, and it's a wonderful suggestion.
My hope will never die.
Yeah, that's great.
Pwee-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew. Check this one out.
Okay, I got you.
You just think you're on shit?
Did you just think you're on shit, bro?
It's not bad.
It is just candy shop, actually, on hindsight.
Did you remade candy shop on your own?
Take you to the candy shop, whoop.
Okay.
Okay, did you link your own shit again?
Got a thousand views.
I'm just asking a question.
I'm not mad.
Is that?
Are you not practicing CS2 today?
I beat Tyler when he was asked yesterday.
My team got first place.
Not worried about CS2, brother.
Played a lot last night,
feeling really good about it.
We only lost three games out of four.
Do you have any of your haunts in the mid-clang chess?
Nah, it's an old joke.
Chess heads in chat where you at?
I
Dude, I just had a crazy idea for a song.
I actually think I know what song I'm going to make today.
I literally had a fucking brain blast listening to this song.
Holy shit, L. Beeper sent something alive in my soul.
That was cra- I feel awakened.
I feel awakened.
Okay, okay, we have enough of our lists. We should focus on on getting this contest underway. I think it's time
We'll see if all our boys are live
This is a contest featuring nick slime aiden
Slimes live what about nick?
Nick isn't live. Okay. What about aiden?
Okay, one for four or two for four.
Okay, you guys are linking a lot of videos.
What is it?
Let's click a random one.
Okay, hold up, I gotta move coots.
Okay, okay, here's my idea for my beat off. Okay, check it out. Check it out.
El beeper, right? Based off of a very 90s thing, based off the beeper, right? And so it actually
mix into the beat is the Bieber self. Listen. It actually might just be a whistle in a different
word in Spanish. Let's just move on from the idea because what I thought is, what if I make
a wumpus beat? And we can sample discord.
Not getting the reception I was hoping for more question marks than I thought I would see here
One piece on the beat
One piece likes it
And then it
Right? Okay, I'm not getting, okay. You know what? How about we just put it, how about
we put it in a, there's the pin in it and we'll keep it on our ideas board, which we'll
revisit later.
You should check this out.
If you have to say goodbye, be careful not to lose control.
No, no.
Okay.
You guys aren't bringing beats that are feasible to make.
You're bringing vocal heavy beats like brother.
All I have is my own voice.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't have a world-renowned musician who's going to be singing here.
So I need you to do, I need you to not link because I don't think your ideas are good.
Sorry.
That sounded mean.
I don't think you're on the right page as me.
If the, okay, I'm just gonna say this.
If the next link is bad,
I'm banning all links in chat for today.
Okay, it's just, you just, you just used to me drill rap.
Like what is, what, what was the goal of sending me drill rap?
What was it gonna do with what?
Okay, yeah, I'll do drill. What are you talking about?
Why are you sending me drill rap?
The whole the whole premise I don't know what happened. I don't know what I don't know what got into your fucking brain a worm
Maybe I asked for MVP songs and CS2 you send me this
I'm trying to make a beat for a beat-off I I just need a beat
And I'm going to give you guys one more try.
Here's the deal.
If it doesn't work, you guys are all banned from posting links for the rest of the day.
So understand that.
And then whoever sent the link will also be banned.
So whoever sent the link's banned, everyone else, blanket punishment, no more links in
chat.
I'm going to click when I random.
High on a cliff is your soldier.
High on a cliff is 241 messages, has been following for over a year, watched the last
speed off. We'll take a listen.
This is so european bro, this is so fucking european, it's crazy.
Okay, guys, I'm good on links. Thank you very much for the links. I'm not going to ban
I actually think the suggestion is fine, but I love coming in like I already have to go through. We're good
We're good. Anyway, I have my DAW set up. I have the free version
Show me your hall a little man.
Okay, so you're going to have to send me that, please.
Charge is end.
Easy for ends, ends, ends, ends, bottom, bottom, and bottom, bottom, bottom, and bottom.
It sounds horrible.
Fuck.
When I see this man, dude, hey, baby, how's it going, man, I'm live.
Fuck yes, dude, you ready to rumble?
Um, am I ready?
What I'm wondering is, is Aiden ready?
Dude, I'm so glad Aiden's here this time.
this time because I think a lot of people are hoping I'm going to be a joke in a mockery
like I was last time, but I'm genuinely here to make a great beat.
Have you studied?
The blade.
Yes.
I have a list of 10 songs.
I'll just tell you my idea because I'm curious.
Do you know the song El Beeper?
El by who?
Oro Solido.
I'll just, I sent it to you.
I think you know it.
I mean, it's just not a living.
Is this a...
Ignore the virus.
Okay. Yeah. Right?
And you'll get it when it drops. Wait, this is fire.
You'll get it when it drops.
Okay. Is that like it soon?
35, 35. Just let it go.
And they're kind of using like this whistle, right?
This whistle has this sort of undertone to the beat, consistency through it all.
Right, and what's the vibrate at the start?
I should start with more of that.
This is even more than vibrate.
Woo!
Right?
Yeah, I've heard this.
Okay, I like this.
What's up, boys?
Today?
Okay, where are you going with this?
I feel like it's kind of like he's running like a strange, like maybe you're doing a Minecraft or something, or later.
Bro, you're grinding?
Okay, that's pretty good. I do like that a lot. I also had an idea, but I will not be spoiling you.
But I didn't I didn't I didn't grind like you did disgustingly I just in my morning shower
where I always have my best ideas just kind of had an idea come to me this is what I was
drinking off which is when I have my best ideas and that was minutes before I went live
Hayden why are you not live speaking of what I'm trying to figure out how to stream like
Apple studio properly because if you do window capture then it doesn't show
Like the little windows that you pop up while you work. Just do your desktop. Yeah display capture
Yeah, but then I'm gonna fucking
I'll take some four out of slack in discord. Just have them all closed on the pc
So you get no notice
I do I do
Don't really trust Aiden to have desktop capture now. I think about it. Yeah, it's the wrong guy to have it
Because are you at your work computer Aiden? Yeah
One where you're logged into Lubbock's bank account and
I have like his his social security number
I actually try and in here for a moment window copy good. Yeah, I'm like a no like the downloads like
His tax returns maybe like
What about... um...
He said, I'm a big fucker.
He said, I'm a big fucker.
And it's in the voice of Wampus.
I just joined.
What are we doing?
Sorry, sorry.
Let me grind it.
I'm grinding.
Sorry.
Oops.
Last time.
So, I'm grinding.
This time I grinded.
I'm already playing around in my DAW and I already have an idea.
It's called L. Wampus and it's like L. Beeper, but it uses different sound notifications.
Yeah, that's that sounds like it'll be an epic gamer adventure
It sounds like you could save Hyrule with that one Ludwig dude
And I might put in like a little like video game like a Mario sound effect, but for heads, you know saying
Uh-huh
Like I'm talking like a link to the past found just the dungeon map
Oh, or the sound makes when it opens a chest. Do you know what I mean? Like
like, yeah, it's deep.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
So what's what are the what are the ground rules for this shit?
The ground rules.
David's got to figure out how to go.
Oh, my God, he did it.
They do it.
It is.
My eyes. Wow.
And he's already left.
Discord.
Oh, I'll hover it over it.
And it's been 34 seconds.
Yeah, we're trying to slam all your input on this so Aiden doesn't know how to stream
FL Studio.
And so we suggested display capture, but we don't really think he can be trusted with
display capture.
100% he cannot be trusted with display capture.
But it's almost fun to see if he can pull it off, you know what I mean?
I think that was very old consequences I'm saying so it's like we made all the consequences
of my own actions.
And display capture, he'll live with himself and they don't affect me.
So I actually say go for it.
Okay, let's let's dive in because we don't have too much time because we have a hard out at six
And I want to make sure everyone has at least three hours to make their beat
Which I think is what we did last time when we added the additional time from I think our initial two-hour time limit, right?
Think that's correct. I think we said three and then we ended up doing four or the opposite
We said four we ended up doing three. I thought it was
Me you might be right
No, I think we said four, but I spent the first hour trying to get my microphone to work and that's why I felt it was three
So just over three hours, so this should be fine
But anyway, we're gonna have around three hours today. I mean we can have another 15 at the end
But but this year's supposed to last year's me a couple changes first stop for this second
You'll beat off like we have a prompt a
prompt yeah
Yeah, prompt a prompt because I think
Last time I I was a little too wishy-washy. I was like it can be any noise and we're just gonna ask the judge
Which noise to like the best?
Okay. Yeah, it wasn't really even a stone. No, this I don't think the problem is that you have a prompt by the way
I just be clear. I don't I don't think the problem. Oh, I don't know what the prompt is
So I guess I just have to
Grow up all over the DAW that was my main that was my main issues that I didn't have a prompt
It's if I had a if I had a
Goal that I knew I was trying towards right if you had a goal
If you're trying to sail a ship you need to know where you're sailing to otherwise you just lost in the ocean
Wow, is that the prompts the prompt is what the beautiful you can make a beat
But what we really want is a CS to MVP moment in the beats
What I mean, okay, I'm this is a great question Nick. I'm glad you asked
I'm discord screen showing right now if you want to click in
And I have a list of like seven songs that are examples of what I'm talking about
Okay, basically imagine you're playing CS2. Okay, you're playing with a he's bought right. It's a bad day for him again
It's a it's a 1v4. You're pulling off a fucking miracle. Okay
You know you clutch the round and then this and then this
So in place.
I get it.
That's not the part.
Yeah, that's not the part.
That's not the part.
Not a real thing.
It's crazy.
It's really the time set.
You could just time set it yourself.
I did.
I did.
There it is.
There it is.
Okay, there we go.
This one.
You know what?
It's really quick.
Yep, little bit.
Go ahead.
What's funny about Easy for Ence is it will literally get your entire stream taken down
and your video taken down.
very litigious about that and I know this because I did that whole or you know
classic or another they're probably just about this one too that
I've never seen the video for it. Really? It's classic
Wait, it's Thiccobus not in the game, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thiccobus?
What?
No way.
I just didn't get that.
Yeah.
So Thiccobus actually won the better-selling ones.
I have to get that.
And then.
Yeah.
Look, obviously, I'm not saying it to make a five-second beat.
I think there's more to it that will be judged.
But we do have the software to have any winning song
Be the MVP song for all the losers.
And I think that should be the reward today.
Wait, we have the what does that mean?
I'm sorry, I don't understand that.
I'm not getting back.
And it's a little bit I cannot have my account back in local software.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no local.
So I got you with the game.
There's not. And guess what?
If someone's behind a wall on many, you can actually see them.
No, no, no, no, no, it is a it is pure.
I'm not using some third party software.
$90,000. I'm not fucking running.
You're a local.
All right, verified and tested.
It only plays for you.
So it does not interfere with the games files at all.
It just reads the game's files.
Totally legal, totally legal with Invales TOS.
And it can play any song.
So it can go out of games for having a wooden keyboard.
And once a game, you see it through all for four seconds.
Anyone have a wooden.
OK, so like can we stop the witch hunt?
We're we're making up fights over nothing.
Guys, the worst case scenario, I guess, you know what?
Thank you for the reward.
Thank you for.
Hey, guys, someone in my someone in my chat said they had to go for a second
and they want to know what the prompt was.
Can we all stop what we're doing really quick and can we back the holes
and all four of us back all the way up for that guy?
Can you just say the whole prompt again?
Well, can you do that thing where that you used to do that you stop doing
where you do the rewind noise?
Yeah. Thanks. Okay. And then can you cut that out? So the prompt is it's the second you'll beat off. We have four beat off members. We are trying to make just a beat, all right, with an amazing drop that could be played in the MVP moment of a CS2 game as a reference.
And the winner and the winner beat we on all the losers PC and get them back banned off
of valve.
Let's go.
Clubs and jokes.
All my skins on making a list of count one, one more, one more twist and Dora parking them
in the garage.
I have one more twist for you all.
Okay.
Please bro.
Porter Robinson was going to judge.
You can no longer judge.
But that's like, oh no.
I asked him for a sample everyone had to use in their beat I didn't listen to it I heard two seconds so I think I know what it is
So I'll just play it. I don't know why this is on his computer
I don't know what he's doing here.
He says he's not going to look at us.
I'm telling you?
No, I'm not going to use this.
He thinks this is interesting because he doesn't know you,
but I don't care.
He's not done this a million times.
It's 50 seconds.
Oh.
Now you shut up.
Because you know it's an artist who sent you shit.
You can sample any section of this, yeah.
That's porno fucking throbbing some 40 by the way.
He's got it all down.
Well, he just took this shit.
Can you just put it together?
Drop please.
Oh my god.
That's the drop.
That's the drop.
So, any part of that.
Oh my god, that's the drop. That's the drop. So any part of that can be used, but must be used in your beat.
Did you like it? I will send it right now.
Robinson. Is this real last name? Yeah, por-porner Robinson. Yeah, fairly name. German, I think.
What a crack. Who was that? Who cracked? It was me.
Wow, I didn't have a mic that can do that. I always crack into the mic.
It gives Kelby a little bit, you know what I mean?
Give Kelbo a little bit. Give Kelbo a little bit.
I don't want to hear about Kelbo that he's a bald lazy asshole because he because we have no yellow Red Bulls in the fucking studio at all.
Dude, why would you get him? He's out of his job. He's out of his job. I'm the Red Bull athlete. I get him.
Kelbo? Yeah, but it's his job to order that. You're not talking. You don't know anyone at Red Bull.
You're asking, you're talking like it's your privilege to drink up.
Love it. Can you name three Red Bull employees?
easily easily oh no sorry one of them got fired I'm down to two okay well
actually hold up do I kind of employ I do right nope why not you're not an
employee yeah you're not you do you're a W2 no I don't send W2 so Max is kind of
either right athletes okay no that's a separate company yeah so you're down to
F1 team is a separate company
Serena Williams?
Yeah
Liza messaged me that she needs a routing and account number on Slack, so hold on, just let me do that
Liza asked, I'm not going to leave Liza hanging
Yeah, it'd be easier
Who has left her hanging in a CS2 game before?
Yeah, but when you receive these messages, I mean, what if you can do stop it leave the round stay in spawn
You're in a CS2 game right now, and it's round one, but it's I'm dead right now probably right? That's it's like I could go fetch it
You're not dead for the next three hours. I do we okay?
But I think that's this is the this is the thin of it. Does everyone understand the prompt what they need to do today?
So many ingredients on this pizza pie. We got a prompt
We got a sample. Yeah, big business really bought this shit out. I miss the old beat
I'm a part of P. Porter paying you for to pay me for to pay me for sure. Oh, by the way, we have nakey jakey. Oh
Who's gonna be a one of our judges along with B shoe?
and then right up the Korean protest legend. Yep, Korean protest
And then
Finally, Jordan nothing Gilbert
Whoa
That last one's a lie. Okay. I don't have a third judge. I was kind of bummed. I was like, that's a crazy line
Okay, is everyone good and we got there dollop. I'm logging into
Three hours is our semi-hard but not sharp deadline
It's any soft 5 p.m. Not sharp of five five space five squirts a.k.a. five soft not sharp
Okay razor
Okay, right so soft not sharp
You're making a joke. It's look it's soft
But it's like razor soft
It's like, you know, we're all done. I keep going in between getting it and not getting it ideally. We're all done in three hours
But if we're not then we will we will add some time in the clock. That's okay
Okay, I think Aiden is going to need more time
I think Aiden is gonna not get last place today. Oh
Sorry, I think you're just saying that because you want to say I didn't forget
I'm here.
I'm still at school.
I did forget completely everything.
I didn't, I haven't opened up all this.
I don't believe you guys.
It's like a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
I've been in a year, bro.
It's like a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
I promise you then I'm gonna start lying to you very soon.
As immediately when this starts,
I'm going to be only lying to you.
But right now, I'm being honest,
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't remember anything.
Tutorials are up for grabs.
Phone a friend is okay, but no more than 10 minutes.
What?
Phone a friend?
I'm not gonna use it.
Oh, but if I can call a friend, I feel like if I can call a friend for 10 minutes, that's fine.
What do I call a friend 10 minutes?
Who's your friend?
Yeah, me and Nick are both going to call Pysipa.
I call Pysipa.
No friends allowed.
Wait, and I've always said that.
What if the friend is a doctor?
Doctor noodle slam?
But yeah, I think we should be able to...
Can I not call a doctor?
He has to be all of our phone friends.
You need to submit you need to apply to USC medical school right now
Okay, guys, I think we're good. I think we're stalling
Let's get our timer on the clock and let's let's fucking let's mute not deaf in in case anyways. I'm you test question
Okay, good. Love it. Thank you. Love it. All right. Thank you. Love you guys. Good luck. Appreciate
Thank you, man
Did everybody deaf in
Yes, lady go ahead and defend
Oh, no, it's probably you guys.
You guys make sure you mute not deafen.
OK.
All right, we are in it.
We are in it, boys. OK, so I think we all remember
what happened last time.
I took a genuine crack in things didn't go my way.
Hi, kids!
So, okay, something's changed this time.
I actually remember the channel rack in the first minute, and last time it took me two
hours to remember this.
But, okay, I have a question.
I have a question.
So, we went through a lot of the examples of the, like, the good beat-off songs, or the
good MVP songs.
How do they make it? Is that a dumb question?
How do they make the song?
Like like easy for ends. How do they make that?
Easy for ends and 10 10 10
What was the other one that was good? It was the um, hi kitty
Watch a video of a guy on TikTok making a beat in 45 seconds. TikTok guy makes beats in 45 seconds.
I don't think this is right. Bro, cook this in five minutes.
I
Making a beat in one minute, okay
This video I gathered whenever you ready three two one look
Can stop with the high head you gonna be kind of like that. I forgot. What if you made like a wall?
Perfect
This is
Upload this video
You're a f******g idiot.
I'm gonna get some breakfast.
You lie, bro.
You know that I don't like getting bad at all.
That's not a bad Google search.
This doesn't sound like anything. How are they layering it? They're layering it.
How do they make the piano a beat? Why is the piano no longer a piano?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, okay, what about this one?
This genuinely looks like me playing Kino.
What the f-
FL Studio ranked?
Wait, ranked?
What do you mean ranked?
They got MCSR before FL Studio?
109, 107.
What the fuck does ranked mean?
rotating to the base. They dead ass have a rank system? They sold. So they basically do a
beat-off and then there's a ranked ladder? I'm gonna be able to save it though.
Okay. What am I doing? It's been five minutes already. Okay, focus. Okay, what I think,
what I think is true though, is that this channel rack is everything, and then the piano
is everything else. So all I actually need is this piano roll, and then the channel rack.
And that's all I actually need.
And what I should do early to set myself up for success is add noises to the channel
rack that are cool, as opposed to just the 808 default snares hi-hats, class, and kicks.
So I think right now my goal is to import sounds that I can make beats with, okay?
That's step one.
And then step two is going to the piano roll and then adding that for our melody.
So this is our beat, that's our melody, I think is the idea.
The only thing I don't know is how to add noises.
How do I add a noise?
Chat.
Drag and drop.
From what?
what and drop what just click and drag click and drag what what do you mean
click and drag click and drag what
your files I don't have any files what do you mean my files open packs oh oh
Okay. All right, let's listen. Oh my god. Okay. Oh wow. These are just the kicks.
Okay, let's listen to every kick and see which one we like best.
I like 19.
Maybe I like 20 more though 20 is kind of good
This isn't worth spending time on. Think about this. I'm trying to make the best cookie
possible. You're saying don't worry about what flour you use. Just worry about how you
You mix the ingredients, brother.
The ingredients become the cookie.
If you have bad ingredients, you have bad cookie.
["Bad Cookie"]
Okay, we're good on kicks.
What's a kit?
What the fuck's the kids?
What is a percussion?
Do I need a hat?
What does my hat sound like?
I
Wait, I won't fuck how do I get rid of it? How do I I fucked up I meant to drag it to this one
That's good, it's gritty it's nonsensical it's concerning what about symbols
I feel like it's like a fucking shit comedy sound effect.
Well, that's kind of good.
Wait, think about this.
Rasty, yeah, bump me off the track.
Should I stay away from risers?
Should I stay away from risers?
That could be good.
Ooh, lightning!
I
Okay, we're gonna work on that. What is a shake?
Is this literally just like a pop in my headphone?
What is this?
What is this?
It's like how an Undertale character talks.
Oh, baby.
Yes.
Come on.
Come on, dance.
Do it, don't stop.
Fall in love.
Feel it.
Give me more.
Give it.
Hey.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, I remember that smash hit.
Yeah, okay.
Check it up.
Check it up.
Check it up.
Okay, hold up.
We can add Jack it up and then we can actually shorten the length.
And then we can go check this out.
Check.
Check.
A little longer.
Check.
Jack.
Little longer.
Jack it.
Little longer.
Jack it.
Jack it.
Jack it.
Jack it.
Jack it up.
Jack it up.
Jack it up.
Jack it up.
Jack it up.
Jack it up.
Okay, let's go we need a beat rock me baby so easy spin it again. That's right
What time is it? Dude? They weren't even fucking trying when they made these yeah, can I get it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay?
You know what let's just call for today
That's a really good one that's a really good one
That's a really good one.
Okay, I think I think we're good. I guess I have to make the song at some point though.
Down with the bag, really down with the wax. I look like I'm hairy.
Dude, I genuinely thought that was a sample in fucking FL studio and I didn't realize that was you Tim
I was about to get so much money from a lawsuit
jacket
Wait, okay, so how do I make a synth is that a crazy question, how do I make a synth?
Where's the synth from
Sneaky beaky like
Stay frosty chills big fella
Are we Russian and are we doing sneaky beaky like?
Stay frosty chills big fella
Are we Russian and are we doing sneaky beaky like I feel like that'd be a I feel like it's a good
That's like a good fucking like I should have that you know I'm saying like I should use that
I feel like that's a fucking good-ass intro
YouTube
YouTube mp3 downloader
Dude oh
It's the phone video
Oh my god, that's a good one. I hope this kid dies in his sleep tonight
It dies in a sleep tonight.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Tim, where's the Liam Anderson clip?
Where's the Liam Anderson clip, Tim?
Steve Frosty, cheers back fella.
Okay, so I should be able to just click and drag it in right?
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Jep.
Show me your hole, little man.
That's a good one too.
I'll get that one too.
Stay frosty.
Show me your hole, little man.
That works too. That works too.
Coots, where you going, bro?
Hi, kids!
You're walking everywhere.
Okay, we have so much time left.
So, okay, what is this synth about?
about what is that about what's a sin and how do I access it okay if I click
the piano roll why is the piano playing the noise why isn't the piano
playing piano
I hope you genuinely get shot in the head when you go to a mall, no I'm just playing.
It might be hard because there's so much back noise.
I hope you get t-boned by a car and it's not fatal, but you lose all your limbs.
No, I'm just playing.
No, I'm just playing.
Okay.
Download Twitter video.
Coots, you're stuck in here with me, bro.
You have to deal with it today.
Yes, you have to listen to the beat off.
It is what it is, Coots.
Emerson, I hope you genuinely get shot in the head when you go to a mall.
No, I'm just playing.
Okay, does this work?
It doesn't work.
Can I not drag a video clip to make it audio?
can you drag a video clip to make it audio clip
no right fuck so now I have to go mp4 to mp3
god I feel like I'm 17 when I go to these websites when I used to fucking rip music from YouTube
love the beat off convert oh there's a new one
like I'm so sick of this shit he died check replay I hope you die and I hope
there's a replay that I can watch dude I don't care to watch a replay what would
I watch
I'll tell you about it too, I'll tell you about it too.
I'll tell you about it too.
I'll tell you about it.
I'll tell you about it.
French, like I'm so sick of this shit.
He died, check replay, I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
Like, I don't care to watch a replay, why would I watch the replay?
What are you talking about?
Okay, let's see if it works.
Oh, no, fuck.
Hold up. How do I change the start? Oh.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, and it's not fatal, but you lose all your limbs, no I'm just playing.
I hope you get t-boned by a car, and it's not fatal, but you lose all your limbs.
No, no, we just want that I hope you die part.
Emerson, I hope you gen-
I hope you genuinely get shot in the head no no I actually think this is worse than
this one.
Like I'm so sick of this shit.
You died check replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
Dude, yes, perfect.
Perfect.
He died, check replay.
I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can-
He died, check replay.
I hope you-
He died, check replay.
I hope you die.
I hope you die-
He died, check replay, I hope you die, and I hope...
He died, check replay...
He DIED, CHE, CREP, LAY...
He died, check replay, I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that you can watch in.
He died, check replay.
I-
He died, check replay, I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
Okay, okay...
So, okay, sorry, okay, um...
He died. Check replay. I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
Okay, let's delete these.
Okay. Woo!
Whoa, okay, I actually think we have a good amount of noises.
Okay, I have a couple of questions.
Question number one is, how do I...
Okay, so the way the piano roll works
is that you can pull something from the channel rack
And play it on the piano. How does it choose what you play?
Hi kids, no
He's got a replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude. Why does it why does it?
The top of the piano. Look at the top of the piano. Look at the top of the piano. Look at the top of the piano. What am I looking at the top of the piano?
Why is it? Why is it? It's only playing this one. Why is it only playing this one?
I'm not trying to use the piano roll for samples. I'd like to make something with a synth.
What the fuck is that why does it keep playing I don't want to play this I don't want to play this
How do I don't want to play the piano roll go away? Why do you keep coming back? I
Don't want to play you
I want the piano roll
Look at the top left
What do you mean? Oh, wait. Oh look at this look at this
Okay. Okay, so I can change it.
One, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wait, how many keys are on a keyboard?
Like, what is this shitty fucking JAWS sound effect I've made?
How does a chord work?
One, three, five.
That's what I thought.
It doesn't sound that good though.
Maybe the instrument's bad.
Maybe I shouldn't use bass for the chords.
Or maybe I should go lower because of the bass.
It sounds like poop.
Okay, I need a, let me try the lightning maybe.
Ow.
It has not used a lot.
Ow, fuck!
Ow, shit!
It's getting fucking louder!
That's nice, that's nice, look at that, look at that climb.
Okay, and then here you go.
Wait, that's actually way better than I thought it would sound like.
I thought that was going to sound way worse than what actually came out of the sound.
Okay I think what's good about it is the under sounds not the over sounds.
I think this part is good.
You're just playing a fucking SNES game at this point like you're playing an SNES game
on low fucking health like I actually don't understand what I am making I don't understand
anything of what I am doing 30 minute check in guys just want to see everyone's doing
right now we're 30 minutes in. That's crazy. Yeah, time flies. So can we submit two beats?
Can you submit two beats? Question to the panel. Boys, what do you think? Because the
first one's pretty much done. I can submit a second beat. I can get that cooking now.
I think what here's the thing. I think you're not submitting two beats is like you have
to choose one that's actually going to be submitted into the competition. Yes, the second one we can all sit and enjoy. Sure.
I don't know what I'm going to do all this extra time. I just go, I'm like, so close.
Nick, I'd say let's boot up a second beat. And then, and then it's almost better. You have like your pick of the litter. Do you want to submit one? You want to
submit the other? Like we can even tell you which one we think's better before you go to the judges. Like, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Looks that's good looks. How you doing over there Aiden you getting close? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm
It's it's coming together
the
Three months of piano lessons really paying off right now. Yeah, well, I'm sure
You lost your piano like a whole the whole bitch. Yeah, so I lost it
I found it for a moment. It's my piano. How did you ever lose it? I
I mean, we lose things Ludwig and they come and go and we and we share them at the warehouse.
You know what I mean?
You know.
Okay, that's fine.
All right.
Okay.
Well, hey, I don't want to take up too much of your time.
I'm just, I'm just happy to see that it sounds like most of you guys are crushing it.
I feel almost behind now.
Yeah.
How do you feel?
How do you feel?
Where are you at?
Let me tell you, I'm way farther ahead this year than last year already.
Wow.
Great.
You know what's funny? I believe that
Okay, hurtful. Let's get to it
You know what I think we need to change the shock noise
How do I change the shock noise
How do I change I need it to it's too SNES-y you know I'm saying
Or will it come together and I should just trust the process should I just trust the process?
Right-click, replace.
Oh, synth, synth.
Okay, hold up, hold up.
What is the best FL Studio synth?
Flex included stock is perfect.
What the fuck is that?
Okay, okay.
think you put a synth though as your bass. Your bass should be bass. Actually, now that I think about it.
What is a beat? I don't understand!
God fucking dammit!
It's like layers, it's like layers and layers and layers of noises, but I don't understand how you start with the first layer. Fuck me!
I feel like I'm making a lasagna and I know what it tastes like, but I don't know what pasta looks like.
I genuinely don't know what pasta looks like, and I have to make a fucking lasagna!
I only know what it tastes like!
Can I see, can I listen to it? What's a good beat? Give me a good beat.
What's a beat that we had from earlier?
What's a beat that we had from earlier? I just need to listen to it. I need to listen to it to build it in my mind
What was the one from earlier not the end no, Tim
We had one from earlier
Damn
I
Like a dank of dance
That's kind of a good one, that's kind of a good one, that's kind of a good one, no not
Beyonce.
All Night Kill Scripts.
Hi, kids!
Oh, I'm trying!
What's this song?
This song is so good. Oh yeah, let me go back to L-Beeper.
deeper. The target test song is so good. Okay, can I say I love the cold open of eight seconds
of a vibrator. I guys, I know it might not seem like I'm doing much. Okay, and to answer
a few questions, one, the reason we don't we don't watch the tutorials that's not that's
That's not the point of the beat-off.
The point of the beat-off is to express something from our soul with no knowledge of how to use a DAW,
not to follow a rudimentary program and then make a simple 808 tune.
Okay?
Two, I am now listening to this music, trying to, with my brain, isolate the layers of the lasagna
so I have a deeper understanding of what it means to build a beat.
So, I'm now listening to L. Bieber only thinking about the percussion.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I what I have to do is I have to go I have to go from
What the fuck is even that? Okay, fuck the piano. We're not a pianos piano will use for
the melody. What the fuck did I make? The fuck is this? We're not a piano team. We're
We're a channel rack team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have our 808 snare. Why did I shorten it?
Should I swap my snare?
No, don't swap anything.
Increase my BPM?
What do you think that BPM of L Beeper is?
What is the bass of a song?
Is it bass?
I
I feel like I kind of enjoy, because what I don't like is what a beat is like.
We are going to have a very good night, tonight.
I want everybody in this club to get crazy.
I did not hold down wrong, I did not hold down wrong, I did not hold down wrong, I did not hold down wrong, I did not hold down wrong.
It's too uniform, okay? It's too uniform, it's too...
...expected. Alright? It is the equivalent of a child going to a piece of paper with a crayon and drawing a house with a sun.
Let's explore other parts of our mind.
Let's change the paradigm.
You get me? Okay? So that's what I'm saying. What if I go?
I think the most bragging part of my ears is the clap, I can't handle the claps.
It turns out I don't like anything I've made fucking hours pass
Okay. Okay.
Offbeat, offbeat bass.
I don't like claps. I think claps are bad.
There's something like a fucking idiot in the corner. It's like this is a Will Ferrell
sketch from SNL.
What if I reverse the clap?
Okay, okay, okay, stop trying to make the flux navigate to work, stop trying to make the
Let's never get to work
Okay, what do we think?
Do we feel like I'm going somewhere?
Like, is this, is this, is this, is this like, is this like, is this like a beat?
Is this a beat?
What is it missing? Why is it not a beat? What is it missing?
Critiosing the 36 months! What is it missing?
Looks good so far bro.
Is this not the base layer of the lasagna?
Were we not just talking about...
What's that fucking...
How do I get that?
So, okay, do I now drag this?
Like, how do I save this and then move on to something else?
How do I add the rack to the-
Oh, there we go.
This record is in honor of George Floyd and I really hope we can see more unity and more
when already things are so difficult
big fan of your beat-off
so, shall we do this family?
and then we're gonna go to hell
what's like a David Getters song?
he released one 17 hours ago
I've heard of this fred guy before.
Yeah, Fred again.
It's a scene to reappear in a pair of music history, the same sound is showing a bit.
But of course the music is also heavily sped up.
Which you might recognize from...
THE POWERFUL GIRL!
So it made the samples so popular.
A big part is that the task was crisp, isolated drums, which is useful sampling.
Even though it has that time...
I think I watched this last time. Am I crazy? I think I genuinely watched this last time of the beat-off.
of the beat off. I'm in a fucking time loop and I can't get out!
Why is it only half of it? How do I make it all of it? It's only half of it.
What? Extend beyond. Go beyond.
what am i doing what am i what's going on here what
What am I making?
How do I call it a day in, oh, pattern.
Oh my God, and then I can make a second pattern.
Oh my God, so I can just, I can leave this
and then I can make a second pattern.
And now I have, oh, it goes away though.
And now I have a second pattern.
Go, I don't wanna listen to you anymore.
I want to listen to my channel rack.
How do I listen to...
How do I listen to my channel rack?
Jacket.
What?
How do I listen to my channel rack?
That's already better.
Step two, the melody.
We have already finished our drums in pattern one.
Let's give it a listen.
I'm the bad guy.
You kind of get the inspiration there.
Step two, we move on to the melody.
Now the melody is the sauce of the lasagna, and I think for the melody it's important
to use the piano roll.
Now I do think it's important I get a good synth in here, which I don't know if I have
at the moment.
Let's get our synth out here.
Uh, someone said citrus synth is good.
It is kind of crazy frog.
It's too crazy frog, no?
Is it too crazy frog?
What about this?
I have got- Okay, this is like a fucking alien spaceship sound!
Fuck this is so shit!
Okay.
Christopher, would you like to use the daily double?
Understands, if you get this question wrong,
you'll be losing all the money you've earned today!
Okay, no.
Yup, there it is! I FOUND IT!
This is the European DJ noise.
It's just a rude sandstorm.
It's literally just a rude sandstorm.
I kind of like this.
The key of D.
That sounds horrible.
That sounds so bad.
Why is nobody telling me that that sounds bad?
You guys hear it.
L-Beeper.
Why is there a whistle?
A whistle of mine sounds like this.
Chip is kind of, Chip 3 is kind of good.
So, so, so bad.
Oh, hold up, hold up, this could work.
Hold up, hold up this could work.
you
you
you
you
you
I
One hour in this is what we got quick little check up
It's like a fucking game in a video game like on a fucking $4 steam game.
I don't have, I don't have any ideas.
Okay, I, I, here's a, here's a deal.
I think I can fundamentally make the layers of the lasagna.
The issue right now is I don't know
what I want my lasagna to taste like.
And I think it's important to build towards a goal you have.
Right now I'm just like, this is pasta, and it is pasta.
This is sauce, and it is sauce.
But it's not a bechamel, and it's not an egg flour,
or egg do pasta, it's like a gluten-free pasta,
and then some fucking leftover vodka sauce, you know?
And it's like, these things don't go to,
I gotta make things that go together.
And to do that, I need a uniting goal.
I need a uniting sort of idea.
I need to have a thought that I break down
and then build each piece up, okay?
And we have enough time.
I think I now know how to make my ingredients.
I feel good about this.
I feel good about this.
I actually think this product is really good.
Okay, so what do I need?
What do I want to make?
I think what ultimately calls to me is the most stereotypical Eurobeat, almost like a
a jokie euro beats. I want a crazy euro beats. How is a Eurobeat playlist with
initial D as number one? Surely that's not Eurobeat, right? Is that Eurobeat?
Would that not be a Japanese beat? Kirking in the 90s. I'll click it.
The darkest night, a fire still burns.
The voice of truth will rise again.
This is just the most AI slop that's ever been slopped, ever.
Is there any other Eurobeat that's not umumusume or f***ing way?
Hold up, umumusume.
Already done, that chord was horrible. That was horrible to listen to in the ears.
I think, I don't know, I'm not a musician, but I think the core of a Eurobeat is, and
I think that's it.
I think that is the core to high BPM boots and cats.
I can let you know that I want
When you love you here, I'm by your side
Move out of the beat, I'm a guy
I'm a D, I'm a guy
I'm a D, I'm a guy
I'm a D, I'm a D
Up for the jam, pop it up
Buy a seat, I'm no sin
Enter jambes, no sin, no sin
I'm by your feet, I'm by your feet
I'm by your arm, I'm by your arm
I actually think the the one what's the one that goes but I just clicked out of it
I shoulda seen it.
Stereo Love, I think is the best sort of base of something that I wanna...
So I need to find something to sample that I build a beat around that way I don't have
to do the work of creating a melody from scratch so if we're gonna find someone to sample off
of we should go to the go let's go to to lorendo almeedo excuse me almeedo lorendo almeedo i'm
I'm sure you guys all know lorinda almeida because you've heard one or two songs
But let's find one that's lesser known
No.
No, no, no.
I
This one's dead. What if it's dead in this one?
That was kinda good. I kinda like that. That was kinda good.
How do you go from that to a Euro dance song? I don't know.
I regret the 30 years that I've lived so far, I wasted it on fucking video games, I wasted
on fucking school. I wish I had poured it into music. I wish I could find something in my soul
and deliver it in the dawn and listen to my soul out loud. It'd be so beautiful. I wasted it.
I watched all of Naruto. I watched all of One Piece. I wasted it, man! I wasted it!
Okay, okay, and then what's our sample?
Okay, it's very simple, it's very simple, all it is is
That's it. That's it. And it just loops. And it just loops. So now I need to recreate it.
And I think the easiest way to do that would be on the piano roll.
Um, right, right, right, right, right, right, right by Terraria soundtrack.
Let's go to pattern two on the piano roll, okay.
And then can we swap to the, there we go.
And then let's swap our...
Okay, okay, listen to it again.
Did I nail that?
Do I have perfect pitch, by the way?
Hold up.
Was that a G5?
Did I just nail that?
I nailed that!
How do you fucking make it sound better?
Just sample it.
What does it mean?
Is there a sample button?
What does it mean to sample it?
Use the recording, but I need the recording isolated.
And I need it to sound like fucking crazy style.
I'm just trying to sample the melody, I'm not trying to sample the instrument.
I feel like it's going to be too slow for Eurodance.
I'm doubting my sample's choice.
that's kind of nice and what if I pull the at the end here and then I can play
that as in the piano roll that'd be kind of nice
bad um bad um that we kind of and then I can just pluck this in directly
Okay, so we add this here, our love, and then we need our sample start to be like, maybe
be hereish? And then we need it to end there. Maybe like this? What the fuck is this shit
I'm listening to.
How do I make it faster, not slower?
That's kind of nice.
What the fuck did I do?
What am I looking at?
how do I get more precise why is it so slow at doing everything
I mean, I guess, I don't need to chop it, I, I just played in here, right?
That's the whole fucking bitch
Okay, okay wait I kind of like this but okay now is it am I able to do this in here can
Can I change the pitch to a bit lower?
Cause I like it when it's a bit lower.
This is us, right?
Okay.
this part I want. That's the part I want to put in my channel rack. What the fuck? What
is our love? Okay, I want to go to pattern two. I want to go to our love. I want to isolate.
Can we reset? Reset. I want to isolate. And so we're going to go, we're going to go.
it's so fucking hard to isolate one is there a click and drag no
but like what am I doing go go back where's the rest of my rack controls
Controls, controls, controls, controls, controls, controls-y.
I mean, what if I just call it here and I just say this is my beat?
I sampled this shit.
Okay, so now let's go back to our pattern and now let's why do I have a fucking magnifying
glass where's my channel rack?
Come back!
notice. No, it's pattern one. Okay. Okay. And now we have to make a Eurobeat. Now our goals
to make a Eurobeat. So let's ditch our drum beat. So we know where. So what's a really
classic Eurobeat? It's like every four, right? Why is it playing the snare? The snare is
not enabled why is it playing the snare
why am I on a fucking magnifying glass bro can I get the clicker
where's the snare coming from where you coming from
where's the snare coming from
scroll scroll where oh what the fuck
You
to match the BPM of the project sample? How do I know the BPM of a song?
Look it up. I changed it. I changed the molt. I changed it.
Chat saying 127. One guy said 127. Should we trust him?
Turn on the metronome, what's the metronome?
The metronome just plays whatever I am.
Okay, okay, so when it goes...
Da, da, da, na, na, na, na, na, na,
so that's like the match that with the metronome.
It's like 95 could work, right?
Here's a little slow, even, here's a little slow, maybe, maybe 90, maybe like 95.
So should I make it a hundred and fucking ninety?
Which is double ninety-five?
How do you make a Euro dance beat?
how to make a Euro dance beat.
So, should I do it in the piano roll instead of the channel rack maybe?
Maybe I do it in the piano roll instead of the channel rack.
Because it sounds like I, well you can do some of it in the channel roll, no?
Where the fuck did it go?
Can I get that thing back?
You just had to make your row dance in less than 60 seconds.
Start by setting your BPM to around 140, then we're gonna pull up a square wave synth, then
have it play an offbeat four chord progression bass line next we're going
to take a saw synth okay okay so let's let's find a square let's find a
square let's find a squared what's a what's a square synth
Should I just look for the shape of a square?
Which one's a square?
Is that a square?
The fuck?
That's a square.
That's a square.
Sounds like shit.
That's a square.
The wave in the top left becomes a square.
Is that a square?
What's a square look like?
They all look like eucalyptus' or uh, perl- perl- perl- perl- perl- perl- perl- perl- perlab-
Fuck, plucky as fuck.
That's it, that's a sin. That's it. This is one that count. Is this a square? This is an S.
How do I find a square? You missed it? Is this a square?
And have that play an arpeggio based off our baseline. See, it starts, but then we're going to pull up a square wave.
Oh, a square is the, uh, this.
Basic shapes.
So a square is when it's flat.
Okay, this one's good, this one's good, this one's good, this one's good.
Let's use this one. Let's use this one.
Let's go pattern, pattern two.
Let's go piano roll for pattern two.
Then have it play an offbeat four chord progression bass line, okay off-chord four beat four chord progression bass line
What the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean what and also by the way if we're while we're at the asking of the question phase what
Why is it not playing it?
Why is it not playing it?
It's not playing it.
Why is it not playing it?
Oh, because I'm doing gravity falls, or kicks?
So we get rid of that? Ridge liner.
You're supposed to do two and four now?
What?
What?
Wait, what's, so this is four?
Okay, okay, so it should be lower, maybe.
What is the key is the song?
Keyfinder YouTube link.
YouTube Keyfinder.
Okay, I can't believe that worked.
What's the song?
I'm even sampling called.
Is anyone know?
YouTube key finder, oh my god, musicians have it so easy nowadays.
You change a pitch, fucker!
What can't even fucking find it, I guess?
Are you sampling or doing the Eurobeat?
I'm doing the Eurobeat with a sample.
Is the Eurobeat with a sample?
Use your ears?
True.
It doesn't sound like offbeat, but it can't be offbeat because it's on the literal beat.
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Daaahhhh.
Daaahhhh.
Daaahhhh.
Okay.
Daaahhhh. D, it's a D.
Daaahhhh. It's a D sharp.
Daaahhhh.
To an E.
D sharp to an E.
Daaahhhh.
Daaahhhh. B.
G-sharp. Okay, can you guys write those down? D-sharp, E, G-sharp, D-sharp, and what was
the other one? What was the other one? D-sharp, E, B, G-sharp. Okay, got it, got it, got it.
D, E, B, G. No, D-sharp, E, B-sharp, G. D-sharp, E, D-sharp, B. Okay, so let's go D-sharp.
D-sharp.
D-sharp, what was it? D-sharp, E.
What was it? D-sharp, E, G-sharp.
What was it?
B. Oh, so G-sharp's next.
So it should sound like this.
Wait, B before G-sharp?
Real beaters get it.
Did I do a beef, sharper beef neutral, natural?
Okay okay what else, what else dude, what else?
Why does it sound like, oh, because he's doing two and I'm doing quarter, so maybe make him longer?
It's a little too staccato. It's a little too...
Thanks for watching!
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Boom.
Boom.
It's like frustrating to listen to.
X for gonna.
His is like separate.
And mine is like,
but the but the but the but the but the but the but.
His is like chiller.
It's more background melodies to help the latter track.
Should I drop the BPM back to, can I do a half?
Okay, so if it's 95 BPM song and I up to 190,
can I do in between 195 and 190,
47 and a half below, 133.5, can I do that?
Can you do half way 140's fine?
My saw is really fucking loud.
Why does it sound worse?
Turn in on the out?
What are you saying?
What do you mean, turn it on the out?
What does that mean, bro?
What does that fucking mean, dude?
I don't know what it's running on the out.
Going octave lower?
That's better.
That's better, that's better.
Bonus points for using stutters.
Now it's time to add our drums.
Just a pretty basic four out the floor pattern.
Then we're gonna wrap all our synths to a bus and create a pumping effect through volume automation.
Well, then you finish the fucking owl!
Shit fucking died, bro.
So first you draw a circle for the head.
Then you draw an oval for the body.
Then you sketch it and then you shade it and then you draw it. It's like fuck off, bro
Okay, let's just see what it sounds like
I'm from Israel. When did you start making such fire beats?
Let's just see what it sounds like
ready? This is what we have so far. Two hours in.
I should be shot. I should be shot. Fucking shot in the streets. I fucking should be killed.
drums were muted? Okay, maybe that was the problem. How do I unmute the drama? How do I
mute the drama?
Okay, let's do without the sample. Let's listen.
Speed up the sample, maybe, until it matches.
The samples just not gonna fucking work, bro. The samples just not gonna work here.
What if I, what if I, okay, how about this? How about I start with the sample?
You know, it can it can lead us in.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know how to fucking fix it.
Okay.
You
Okay, okay, okay, so...
I've never been jealous of medieval peasants before until I heard T.S.
Okay, and then right there we cut it.
And we swop over, and then we get to our beats.
That's our intro.
How do you fucking cut something?
Is there like, where's the cut?
I want the cut.
How do you cut something?
Scissors?
And there are, I don't have scissors.
Cut this cut.
The razor?
Go.
Listen, listen, listen, check it out. Check it out. This is what we have right now.
Okay, is there a way to, can I just get it back, like, is there not a fucking drag button?
I want to add more back, like, why do I have to fucking, I just want to drag it a little
further over.
It's crazy, I can't do that.
Why can't I fucking drag it over?
Control click?
Need a pencil now.
No, it's extending what I have.
It's not bringing back what I want.
It's because you cut it?
What is shit fucking software, bro?
Like, it's easier and premier than it is in fucking Adol.
back from the middle. No.
Controls, he takes a long.
Okay, so I get the scissors. Let's just cut right here. Let's grab this with our
Um, pencil, right-click, control, bring this over, okay?
I'll just have that all together and you're done.
Here's how to make your row dance in less than 60 seconds.
Start by setting your BPM to around 140, then we're going to pull up A Square Wave synth,
then have it play an offbeat four chord progression bass line.
Next we're going to take a saw synth and have that play in arpeggio based off our bass line.
See it starts by playing the bass note then goes up to a melody.
Oh my god, I have to play in arpeggio!
I'm playing the same fucking notes!
I have to play in arpeggio!
Go back to it.
No wonder it sounds so bad, bro.
I'm not playing arpeggio.
What is an arpeggio?
What's an arpeggio?
No, it then goes back to the bassline and continues.
Arpeggios just one three five seven eight right so one
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Holy Ludd stop making alarm sounding beats.
Go back to Minicraft.
We're getting there!
Oh
Fucking fog horn it's a fucking fog was a boat coming into the harbor everyone fucking steer clear
Okay, okay, the three at the bottom are no good
Thank you for watching.
I don't know if I like it or I hate it like I but I enjoy more when it's pause than when
I feel like that's a fucking bad thing, bro.
I like more when I don't listen to it
than when I do listen to it.
Let's just add to it.
Let's just add to it.
We'll mask it.
We'll mask it.
We'll mask it.
Here's the deal, bro.
The thing is, you can work with this bass.
To make an arpeggio, you can copy all the same notes
you have and put them in octave lower
And one step to the left.
One step to the left, really?
Whoa!
That's kind of...
I
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So now, I can take all these, I can double click, and then I can put them on the right
ear.
Is that pitch?
Or is that repeat?
There's a way, and you know what I'm saying?
I can pan it to the right, and then I can take these ones, and I can double click, and
I can pan it to the left.
Check it out.
Okay, that's fine, but maybe a little less.
It went away.
Wait, how do I get it back?
Okay, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z,
CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL Z, CTRL
Just a little, whoa, that was fun.
Okay, just a little bit, just a little bit.
Just a tease on the right, and then a tease on the left.
Just a tease.
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine,
that's fine right there.
That's fine, bro, that's fine.
Okay, what does it sound like together?
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine right there.
That's fine, bro, that's fine.
Okay, what does it sound like together?
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Okay, okay, so, so, so, so, so.
Okay, wait, this is actually, okay,
But we need to add more to the lasagna.
We have pasta, we have sauce,
wouldn't know we don't have sauce.
We have pasta sheets and they're cooked.
How about a little bit of meat sauce?
Okay, I need, I need a...
Here's what to make the Syrup dance type melodies.
First you want to make a choppy bass line.
I'm using one, six, seven.
We need some chords using those notes.
Let's look at this piano.
Just following the progression.
I'm adding more notes to make some strum chords.
I need more bass.
We start to make C chord. Make a 4 note bass then and place a note of the off beat.
Add a kick on every beat.
Now add a cap.
And some overheads.
Now use those 4 notes to make an argument.
This is the most important part. You have to make a catchy lead note.
You can also add a synth or arps if you want.
And here's the final problem.
Okay, okay, so I think my drums are weak so let's go to let's go to let's go to pattern. Let's go to pattern
Pattern one and then let's let's close out of you and let's go to Pat
Hello, Hello, it's the two hour check-in.
It's the two-hour check-in and I'd love to hear the progress everyone has so far
Honestly bro
Mine's not bad
They're calling my shooken alarm clock
Why is that why do they call it that because it sounds annoying and it'll wake you up in the morning. Let's go dude
Aiden
Aiden you're like why it fell over there Aiden
How are we doing Aiden?
Sorry, I'm just so locked into my process right now. I love locked in and you keep interrupting.
It's like how could it how could it even be good at the end of this if you keep
interrupting my process? Talked for less than five minutes over the course of two hours and 15.
It's already it's already sabotaged. Okay, all right. So you'd rather me leave you alone here.
I'm doing a little too much. It's like it's like you have no respect for what I'm going through.
You know what and that was it. That's all I need for the check-in and and I hope you guys
No, we have a question. Wait, wait, wait, don't leave so quick.
We have a question. How if if like time slammed pencils down right now,
how shippable is what you're working on right now?
Mine's 80 percent shippable.
Mine's like 60 percent shippable.
I'm viewing shippable as shippable or non shippable.
It's like a non shippable.
Mine is not just not answering the question.
I'm telling you, I'm answering.
I'm telling you, it's not shippable.
Seventy. I don't think there's like 70.
That's what I'm saying, like what is a 60% shippable iPod?
It's a shippable iPod or not a shippable iPod.
It's art, right?
It's like you watch a movie and it's like, oh, they only did 60% of this movie.
They didn't have time to do that.
Guys, I really think we should get back to it.
All right.
It sounds like no one is shippable.
All right.
Get crushing, get crushing.
Okay.
How about this?
So I don't, is it better if it loops or is it better if I go
into some new shit. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, the loop is kind of fucking boring.
Listen to the porter thing? Oh yeah, what's the porter thing?
Okay, so we're going to do two things to this.
First off, we're going to change a pitch.
I want to change, I want to cut the whole intro because I don't care about any of that.
hold on let's let's let's not change a pitch because it's slower to cut when you change
a pitch.
Can I just listen to this shit real quick?
I am the one!
Okay, all right
How do I drown this out?
Out.
Probably that, right?
Fuck!
Fuck!
I have a fucking 5090 GPU and I can't handle this shit!
It didn't work.
I want the out.
Why is it not outing?
How do I fucking out you fade out? Yeah, I want to fade out
How do I out fade what is it fade? How do I had fade is there like a transitions thing?
If I put this in premiere, I would do so much better. I swear to God
You picked the wrong pattern. No, I didn't
Yeah, our love three
right corner drag up right corner drag up oh this corner that little bitch
corner there right here oh yeah that's so much easier than premiere
Okay, I need to chop off just the end so I don't get any of that.
Go away.
Still doing it.
I need to get rid of this, too.
What about that?
And then it needs to fade into this.
high. Overlay these and stretch it out so it's long enough. And then it needs to be
the same pitch and then how do I make it okay I can do this pitch pitch finder
your mic. Okay. It's a B. And then what's this one? Okay, so that's an F sharp. So you
need to go from F sharp to a B. Maybe I go way low. That's it.
That's it. I found it. That's it. That's it, right?
Now it's a little, is it's a little, it's a little, it needs to be a little sharper.
Chop it right there.
I need this to go a little fucking crazier, though, no?
Well, shift controls, it doesn't work.
How do I combine two clips that I just cut?
What the fuck am I doing?
Okay.
How do I add reverb?
Is there a reverb button?
How do you add things to something?
R for reverb. Did that work? Mixer in the bottom right. Oh, fuck, I forgot about this
thing. Okay, okay, so how do you isolate a track to apply? Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I forgot
about this okay uh okay fine 3d reverb too
but how do i how do i apply this reverb to the thing
can you click and drag nope that'd be too fucking awesome
in one and two it's in track five
i'm reverbing on the master i don't want to reverb on the master i want to
on a reverb on five. How do I swap from the master? I'm on the master. Oh my God, what
are you, what, go away? No, come back. Where'd it go? Oh. Okay. Okay. I need to find, I
need to find, so we're on the master. How do I, how do I, but I wish it showed me every
piece of the puzzle and she said it's only showing me the pie right it says
master but none of these are going up these go up right
how do you fucking do anything route the channel on the track with white
I don't understand what you're saying.
I just simply want to add an effect to the noise, but it's the master.
the slider rack. Oh, my God. Double click the sound. Okay, then this comes up. Sure.
But then how do I, but now I want it this button? No.
top right. Click the sound, then the top right. Track. Oh, track four. Why doesn't it automatically
do it? Whatever, who gives a fuck? Okay, and then I can add. Okay, okay, then that means
that can also do this. I can double click the pattern to what what how do I add pattern
What? How do I add this one to the?
Ooh, I overcooked.
I overcooked.
Oh, I deleted it.
The channel rack on the left.
You can go to pattern two, the channel.
Okay. Okay. This is pattern two, right?
No, no, no.
I want I want I want to add you
Unsorted audio what no no go unsorted. Oh fuck I want to add you to the mixer
Why is everything not on the mixer, why would you ever not want it on the fucking mixer?
It should auto go on the mixer. I have 16 spots in the fucking mixer. I'm using none. Oh
Oh, wait, oh, fuck yes, oh, fuck yes, okay, fuck yes, okay, and now I can go to, is it
slot four?
Do I have to go, do I have to match the slot to the slot or does it not matter?
Do you know what I'm saying? Do I have to add the slot to the slot? Oh no, or is this
already going on 4 automatically? Because I've clicked on floor. Oh yeah, it is. So you can
add up to 10, 2 slot for herd. So now I can add fruity reverb. I don't hear it.
Is it doing it?
Make it wet?
What?
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay, that's okay. So wait, if I do this then, can I turn down three? Because
is an issue that I was having earlier was.
All I have to do is transition what I have into
into this. How do I do that? Because right now it's just this. Is there a riser I can
that? There's probably a riser, right? A riser? Dynamics filter
flanger miscellaneous? What's a riser? Is there a riser control?
What the fuck razor? Who the fuck is razor? No, I want a riser.
How do I, because I think if I add a riser to the end of it, it could sound good, maybe?
I don't know.
A riser is not a filter.
What about a shifter?
What about a vocodex?
So what if I, okay, what if I, what if I change this to slot 5?
Well, hold up, why are they not separate clips?
This one should be slot 4.
Can I not make them different?
Can I not make them different?
I'll put them on a new track.
No, it's still changing both of them.
And I guess it could make, wrong red box.
It's switching both of them.
Right click, right click.
How do you right click without it go stop deleting.
Make it unique.
Make it unique.
Can I make it unique?
How do I make it unique?
Top left of the audio.
Right click.
Tiny corner into top left.
Oh.
Make unique.
Make unique and it's fucking great out make unique as sample
Five please before yes, okay, and then remove the vocodex from four
Go away. I want to fucking delete you
delete. Okay. And now I can go to five. And now I can do whatever I want to this. And
now I now now we can fucking spin this bitch up with a flanger. What is Edison? Load a
sample. What do you mean load a sample? Who's Edison?
What should I replace it with?
A pitch shifter?
Try gross beat.
Maybe CV, E, F, G, everything starts with a fucking F.
Gross beat.
Gross beat plugin is not included in the addition you're testing.
Does that mean I can use it?
Okay, this is going to work, this is going to work, this is going to work.
Okay, this could work. This could work. This could work. This could work. So, so, so,
so I think, I think, I think what we wish.
Oh, but I, but they're okay. So, okay, I would, I would do this control, control, paste. Nope,
that's it. control, paste. Okay. So we're going to drop this on six. Okay. Right click.
Okay. Make unique. We can't make unique a sample. Boom. Okay. And then, and then this one we can keep. This one we can keep. So this one should we should put now on now we put this on six. Okay. Check me out. Check me out. And then on five. We can we can.
Well actually we already have the gross beat on it. So let's just do this. Let's do this.
Okay. And so now it sounds like this.
What the fuck?
I have a gross beat on it. Oh the gross beats quiet.
Okay, that sounds like shit. What the fuck is this thing?
And then and then and then we should add a deep picture
Is your way to make the pitch go down as it goes to the end
It's called automation, not picture I don't have automation.
Use the dials.
Use the dials.
I want, oh, I can make the duration longer, maybe?
Right click pitch wheel to add auto.
What? Right click pitch wheel to add auto.
Right click pitch wheel to add auto.
Right click the pitch wheel to add auto.
If I find the pitch wheel, what I can do is right click it and right click the pitch wheel.
I can patcherize it.
How do I optimize it?
It's right there.
You saw it.
Create an automation clip, but that's on the density.
I want to do it on the...
Okay!
Okay, it's the right idea, but can I make it fucking lower?
Sorry, why is it so fucking high?
Can I go lower?
Double click on the track to open it.
It sounds like someone's dying.
Okay, okay, okay, this is fine, this is fine, this is fine, this is fine, this is fine.
Okay, okay, this is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This
is fine. I deleted it. How do I reset it though? Right click, reset. Right click, reset. Reset.
just reset. Can I reset? There's must be a reset button. Okay, let's just delete it. Delete it.
And then add a pitch shifter. Yep. And then
right click, create an automation clip. Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, and then what you can do is you can take this last part and you can
and extend it.
Okay, this part needs to go faster though.
Why does this part sound gross?
Why is this part pitch shifted?
I didn't have a pitch shifter to you, did I?
You're on track six?
Why are you, why are you shifting?
Why are you shifting?
Let's just do this, let's just do this, let's just do this, we can give them, okay, let's
uh let's do this but no uh control paste okay great and then this one we're gonna go boom right
here okay then we're gonna go here this should slaps at the televieve bunker clubs and you go here
and you go here bring it a little shorter
okay and then you can bring this one even shorter i don't know this one needs to go shorter
Okay, and you go here.
How is the pitch shi- How am I still hearing the pitch shifter?
How am I still fucking possibly hearing that?
How is it so pitch shifted?
Where is the pitch shifter coming from?
Oh, there it is.
What do you mean it's still here?
Where is it coming from?
You printed the audio?
Okay.
Okay, we're back.
We're back.
I should delete it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay?
Why does it do that?
Why does it pitch shift?
Yes, okay, that's what I wanted
Okay, okay, okay, okay close out of fucking everything because it's all perfect. There's literally nothing wrong with what we have
Where's my rack?
Where's my wreck?
There it is. Okay, and then we need to add
He died check replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude
Orange like I'm so sick of this shit he died check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a
You die check replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch
much to do.
Are we rushing in or are we going sneaky-beaky like?
Are we rushing in or are we going sneaky-beaky like?
Are we Russian and? Or are we going sneaky-beaky-like?
Beaky-beaky-like.
Key-like.
One sneaky-beaky-like.
Are we Russian and or are we doing sneaky-beaky-like?
You die check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch.
Okay, okay, so this needs a little feet cleaning. I don't know why there's a fade here. She did
Okay, it's got potential.
It's got potential.
You died, check replay.
I hope you died, check replay.
check replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch
I hope you die check replay I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I
can watch dude
Are we Russian and? Or are we doing sneaky-peaky like?
I don't care to watch a replay alone, I watch the replay.
I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch too.
Are we Russian, or are we going sneaky peaky like?
You died, check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch,
dude.
I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
Okay, okay, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
You
I feel like I fucked it. I feel like I fucked it. I feel like I learned the program, but I don't have anything to show
Are we Russian and? Or are we doing sneaky-pity like?
He died, check replay? I hope you watch it.
He died check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude
I hate this so much. Why do I agree to get this fucking dog shit stupid fucking beat off?
I have a 12 fucking second song I spent three hours on
He died check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude
The issue is this the issue is this this this part fucking blows
That part blows
If this was better off alone it'd be great like if you had this
Or are we going sneaky-peaky-like?
He died checking replay? I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch.
i don't want to do, i don't know what to do, i don't know what to do, i don't know what to do
I wish I could just, I wish I could just be good at something!
Townless fuck!
Coasting off the money of others!
Really, it's wasted!
On a townless fuck!
He died checking replay?
I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
I
Five house based that's every producer should know
the
guys were just about at three hours want to see everyone's doing where we had on the ship progress 100% 90%
of
90% really
about 90%. We're hoping for a little more time, it sounds like.
It's like you want a little more time.
The thing is, I'm there.
You're there.
Ready to be judged.
Put this in front of anyone you want, and I can say proudly that it was mine.
Wow.
That's great.
That's great.
It was Aiden.
Aiden, you there, man?
Aiden, you haven't spoken up probably because you're doing work.
Maybe you're already finished so much.
I need.
I need some time.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys have some time.
I'm a son.
No, I just need like it.
It's chat chat.
How much time do you think this is a.
It's just minimized.
Oh, I thought I deleted my entire project.
I got to be real with you.
I'm freaking out.
Oh, maybe it's salvaged through twitch clips or something.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I'm talking to the slimes call me.
It sounds like we need a solid 10.
Oh, he's using a phone call.
I thought we said no phone calls.
All right.
OK.
All right.
All right, we'll need some time.
That's crazy.
You're getting called from a doctor.
Doctor call happens.
OK.
I need to fix this.
I hope the prostate's all good.
I need to fix this.
I need to fix my problem.
All right, so what?
Like 15 minutes, sorry?
Solid 15, it sounds like.
Solid 15?
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
It needs to build.
It didn't build to anything.
They built a shit!
Are we Russian and?
Or are we doing sneaky-beaky-like?
He died checking replay?
I thought you died and I hope there's a replay that I can watch too.
Wait how much time do we have left?
Did I put reverb on the master?
I did.
What's an emphasis?
Craig-asm, Craig-asm, pew pew pew, Craig-asm, pew pew pew, Craig-asm, pew pew pew, Craig-asm.
Did I put why do I hear reverb on my fucking head?
fucking drums bro, did I put reverb on the snare?
I'm hearing fucking reverb.
It's on track four.
He died checking replay, I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
You're unmuted, Aiden.
Oh.
He died checking replay, I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can-
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
Okay, okay, how about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
Add pattern three.
Boom.
Pattern three.
So what's pattern one?
Let's go back to pattern one.
Okay, pattern one is the kick.
So what if we just start with the kicks?
Okay.
And we just insert pattern three here and it leads into the song.
I can watch dude
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude
What else is in that what else is in pattern one there's the there's the the claps so we can maybe we could do we could do
We could do pattern now we could do pattern four
pattern four just
Okay
What pattern four we go clap clap clap clap and then we had pattern four here
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
He died, check and replay, I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch,
dude.
They needed this sheet to go together a little better, though.
Play that I can watch, dude.
Can he just better to only have pattern 4?
Replay, I hope you die, and I hope that...
Maybe I add a kick?
It's just the most milk toast, pussy ass fucking drum line that comes out.
It's so bitch made, add some lightning.
He died, check replay.
The fuck is this so hard going pulse?
We got to lock it right now, chat, it's lock-in time.
It is hella high water, we either make our beat or we lose our beat here.
I'm here to fuckin' bed with this shit
WHAA!
WHAA!
We can lock in!
I need a couple of crash outs on this string.
Oh
I hope you die and I hope you will replay what I've watched.
Okay, I think that's our drums and I think they rip.
Check replay, I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
Okay, let's go to our piano roll and we have to fix this.
Check replay.
I think, okay, first thing we have to do,
we have to remove the dissonant chord that we have.
Our chord is too sharp.
Let's just go to D.
Let's just do a more natural chord progression.
D, E, G, A, that seems like it's fine, right?
Let's just stick in our majors.
Check replay.
["D-E-G-A"]
It sounds way fucking weirder now.
Okay, I need, I need, okay, let's just, let's just, let's just page up till we find when we like.
Okay, hold up, I need to, for now, I just, sorry, I need to listen to it.
Oh, that's why it sounds weird.
I need to listen to it without this.
And then if I go to this one, I need to throw this on D.
It sounds worse than it did in D sharp, didn't it?
I think I fucked it.
If I bring it in octave down...
Should I just restart? Should I just restart the whole fucking shit? Or maybe, wait hold
Hold up, hold up, what if I just, maybe, I think it's fine,
I think I just need to change.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
which one?
this one?
so how many times did i say that?
no, i said 4 times
thats about it
yeah, that's about it
okay, so
so
this one?
that's about it
which one?
this one?
I
I
I
I
I
I
It's not so much, no?
Isn't this what it was?
Or do you want Reese's?
I feel like we just went back to the same one.
It's a little harsh.
Why can't I change the ridge liner?
This is too harsh, I think.
I
Need to add more shit though
You're gonna fucking die!
Wait, oh, I had to change here.
I'm just out of curiosity.
Let's go beat women!
I'm gonna fucking kill myself!
I think killing women is one of the most-
FUCK THAT!
...the most heinous things you can do.
Hit 10 from today's stream.
Long-legged, beautiful toes, awesome toad woman.
That's kind of good.
It's usable.
Probably throw it in somewhere.
Like in a lodge.
We rush it in, on a wee-goin' sneaky-picky-like.
fucking monkey do you loofy doing it fucking gumbo gumbo no gay people
Okay.
Okay, I need my mixer... Hold on, I need to... Fuck.
this on track, call it fucking 10 is fine. Where's my mixer? There it is. Okay, track 10.
And then let's add a, maybe a flanger on this bitch.
Is it really just isolate? Listen to it.
I need more shit on this, I need more fucking shit on this, it's an effector.
I need more frames.
A delay maybe?
Like a chorus or cypher chorus?
One of these is gonna fucking hit like crazy. I should have find which one a vocodex maybe I hate to be that guy
I'm ready to roll.
I'm ready to roll.
Where do we have boys?
Love with Aiden, Sweethearts.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
30 seconds.
Okay.
30 seconds.
What's he gonna do with 30 seconds?
There's no saving me, bro.
30 seconds is not enough.
I don't even know what to do.
I'm ready to roll.
I'm ready to roll.
20 seconds is not enough. I don't even know what you're doing.
I kinda like it. I kinda like it.
Assault them with noise.
Jesus fucking Christ, this is awful. Ludwig's is only slightly worse.
Guys?
I'm going to need a solid five. We're at 333 and the clock. I'm not going to go a minute past 340. I promise you that it's 532. Let's just say 540. We call it 100% on God. 540 now.
You asked for three minutes and then you said eight just saying because this conversation is still going like if I started right away, maybe I need three, but I just just to be safe. I'll probably be done before.
I'm just I'd rather give you a tire time and and be done early than a earlier time and be done later
Okay, 540 hard cut off hard razor sharp and that's what he's like 40 guys
Kill myself ripo soft 39
I wish I could just be good at something!
Townless fuck!
I can't get the other three are making fun of me.
Now sing off the money of others!
Millions of ways to eat!
On a townless fuck!
That's actually fire.
That's actually fire.
That's actually fire if I can get this in.
Fuck off!
How do I get my shit back?
There it is.
Fuck off! How do I get my shit back?
There it is.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, right here I think probably.
I wish I could just, I wish I could just be good at something
Right here
Right here
Right here, was it cut?
Boom
Boom boom
Sneaky bg like
I wish I could just get something
Like
I wish I could be good at something
I wish I could just be good at something
Tell this fuck!
Go sit off the money of others!
Millions ways in!
What a town this fuck!
He died, Shepard.
I wish I could just be good at something!
Tell this fuck!
How sick of the money of others!
Really, it's wasted!
On a total of this fuck!
He died checking replay, I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
You die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
the gay people one is so extra let's just turn that the fuck down
why is it why is it weird now what I do
I do. I controlled Z, but it's okay. Okay, so let's just right click here. Can we turn
Turn down 10 for sure, control, drag everything over to here, play that I can watch, dude.
What is this one, what is this one right here?
Okay, and then I think we go to the channel how do I go how do I find my whole chin there it is
and then I need to add boom and then this is our outro
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
We're rushing on a week.
Sneaky.
Beaky like.
I was just.
But it's something!
Talom is fucked!
Crucing off the money of others!
Billions wasted!
But it's Talom is fucked!
He died, check replay. I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
Okay, is there something to isolate the voice because this crash out has some background
noise?
I think if I add it to like track 11 and then I can add, there's something you can do to
enhance voice audio specifically.
Which one is it?
Because I'm getting like replay.
What is the what's that's there's definitely something I can do I have two minutes. That's all I need to do is the last thing
Guys, it's the last thing it's the last thing I want to do just tell me how to do it para para parametric
EQ
There and it's fucking razor again. Why does razor chroma fuck razor dude? What the fuck does those pop up?
EQ voice
Is it EQ you oh
Is it EQ UO?
EQ 2.
Pretty parametrics EQ 2.
Okay.
And then, I need to just listen to this, is there a way to isolate quickly, quickly without
How the fuck in
Something!
Tell this fuck!
Coasting off the money of others!
Something!
Tell this fuck!
Coasting off the money of others!
Something!
Tell this fuck!
Coasting off the money of others!
Really, it's wasted!
But a tell this fuck!
You done?
You're gonna have something!
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Okay. I'm done, y'all. 540. Guys, I'm done. Not, not a minute
over. Not a minute over. I respect that razor sharp that we love to abide by. Alright, everybody,
I guess we export and give it a listen. I'll take a quick listen and I'll export. I'm
I'm going to export.
Actually, you know, probably it's fine to export,
but I think we should listen to it in the player
just so you can see it like we did last time.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I think it's fine.
I'm here for the focacchi.
Again, remember, I just got a raid from Dug Dug.
Lock in, this sounds like shit.
Okay, it's over.
So you kind of sucks for me that you came in now
because I can't change anything.
It's over, the contest is over, the time is up.
Um, okay, be honest, everyone, how do you feel?
I feel great, Ludwig.
I feel great about what I made.
Nick?
He's deafened.
Okay.
What about Aiden?
Aiden?
Uh, feeling pretty good, Ludwig.
Feeling pretty good.
Really pieced something together.
Didn't think I'd be able to do anything.
So the fact that there's some stuff on the timeline, Ludwig,
it's really, really pleasing me personally.
All right.
Well, I think I did better than last year in the sense that it is longer than 13 seconds.
I did worse in the sense that I don't think it'll be as remembered.
Oh, so the value from the old one is gone and it's just left with what it kind of was as a
mechanical skill-based piece? Yeah, I think I think I tried as hard as I could this time,
like I did last time, because I didn't want to try to recreate what I did last time. You know what I'm saying?
Sure.
I just wanted to try, and so here I am.
Yeah.
I don't mind going first, actually.
Okay.
And I think maybe I go first, and maybe we put Aiden last.
Lovely first.
Yeah, I don't mind going first. I don't mind going first.
We put two goats in the middle.
Two goats in the middle, yeah.
And then we end up fading.
I'm gonna share my screen with you guys on Discord.
All right.
But basically everything's handmade here.
Okay, I want you guys to understand everything's handmade.
Obviously a few samples for my intro, you'll notice that.
But after you-
It's rather short, Ludwig.
Is it?
Sorry, it looks rather short.
because it does look like it's on the piano roll.
So like this is, you know, I mean, I don't know if it has a piano roll
or channel rack users. I'm a piano roll guy.
And you just said track one and two don't want them.
Fuck them.
Oh, yeah, I dragged it down from track one and two. I don't know why.
OK, no, I like it. It's interesting.
Are you ready? OK, and I'm going to preface
just so you guys know this right here is the Porter Robinson sample that I used.
And I will say this section right sort of here would be your MVP spot. You'll hear it. Okay
You're here ready. Yeah
Millions, where are you skinned?
What a total mess, fuck!
He died checking replay, I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
What is happening?
Bro, you improved!
Dude, this is neat!
Oh
I'm just playing
What is this is flagellation
But I thought the the MVP section was the worst part
The MVP
the middle I think the middle is the weakest part the like this part he died
agree oh well I like I like right now I can watch dude
I mean I guess yeah this is a great beat the heavy beat could just be the beat
it could just be like here
no I'm just playing that's a that's actually great okay I love it you know thank you guys it
makes me feel really good it makes me feel better than last time I guess definitely better than
That is the last time I'll take you are right in that there is like a
Sense of like it's not what it what it was last time
Yes, but how do you do that again?
But this is so much more functional and I can hear this playing as like B site is is clutched, you know
I mean, I think what it was last time it's like when you look at a child's drawing and maybe they draw something
They don't understand is absurd
But now the child has like got his how to draw manga book and and you can tell that he can he's going for something
And I think that's good. Yeah, I think that's what improvement looks like
That's great job
Everyone came in talking like you were fucking like you stabbed it a pig on stream. It was bleeding everywhere
Yeah, unwatchable people wear my jacket calling you horrible horrible thing saying it's like it's pain for their ears
And I almost thought it would be worse than last time like it would somehow be equally as bad
But not funny, which would be unbelievable. Look look at my look at my fucking rack by the way. This is my beat crazy
Bro, I love it. It's crap. I love the big empties parts in the middle. This is well
I went through a lot of samples. This is a slip-and-fall
The original sounds like I shouldn't fuck with it, but it's the
What is what our love where it's like hard at the beginning
Oh, that's that's from our love. It's a Brazilian guitarist.
I see.
And then there's some fun. The fart with reverbs in there.
What? What's gay people?
That's actually in the song.
I'll show you the.
Where do you see it? There it is.
Gay people.
I cut the gay people.
And it's just it's OK.
It's just the oh my god, I love to see it behind the wow.
It's just this part right here.
The this whole thing might be able to hear it.
To me, the whole time.
It really comes to go.
Yeah, it's it's been a bit of noise pollution, really.
That's very layered, man. Good job.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, I think I think I think I think you have on your master.
What does that mean? Oh, like click on your make sure shit.
Click on the master. The master of nothing.
Oh, I did individual tracks
Okay, so you're like reverb on everything. Uh, no no on some so like the porter beat
I added gross beat to that makes it sound like this. He died check replay
I hope you die and I was like the bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then some have reverb. I think
Yeah, you're a beast mister
You're truly a bee I look as much as I want to make fun of you and like play it up
It's it sounds cool and I could hear that in the game. Okay. Fuck. Yeah, I appreciate that
Yeah, you guys go ahead.
All right, slammer me next.
Up to you guys.
You know what?
I'll go next.
OK.
I'm just excited to hear you all beat off.
Can I say that?
Thank you, man.
It is really nice to hear you beat off.
Thanks.
Think of the next time we do this, maybe we beat off together
and not keep this so separate.
We all meet up at maybe Ludd's house or the office.
The beat of the beat off pass around.
It's like everyone has an hour with the beat.
The circle. Oh, that'd be kind of nice.
Yeah, we kind of like, yeah, it's like a beat off relay.
It's like a beat off relay.
It's a beat off.
That OK.
Beat off.
I want to share my screen green one.
You guys see it?
Yeah, it's back.
Probably the DRAG.
Yeah, that's that's my wallpaper.
I'm going to play mine off of VLC and then...
you
you
you
you
you
How much was the sample versus, because I heard the noise you put in the porter noise?
Oh, this is it.
Yeah, this is it right here.
And then here's my, I just added a kick and a snare.
Okay.
And then I chopped up the, I like it by the barge for the verse.
You know, there was a lot of care going into this, but it does obviously the heavy lifting
because, you know, that's it, Bob.
Right.
yeah that's that's it and then Kelby man at the witching hour too bro I he
he he he was this is this part of the conversation is me talking to him
I genuinely thought it was you doing his voice at first did he write his own
verse no way he did well okay what he actually called him after and he said
he got some help from somebody on the east coast so the east coast influence
goes right now. I feel like it's West Coast mash up when I was listening to it. Yeah,
I think you made a great song. I'm curious how our judges will treat it because we're
it's beat for judges, you know, it's B shoe. It's it's Nikki J. So I like your song a lot,
but we're going to keep in mind that it's the beat off. So I think it's still anyone's
game.
That makes me next Ludwig. Yep. Go ahead, brother. A great song again. Great song.
Hey, thanks, man. Hey, it was a feature and fuck it. We bald two bald guys on the track
The only reason I say it's cheating is because like obviously if Calbee does any bar at all
It's instant gold. It'd be like if I got Peter on the beat. It's just like, you know, it's gonna be magic
But you don't really think about no, I didn't I did I didn't think to hit up fucking the Bruno Mars of our time
Kelby man, I did I also thought about hitting up Peter and I was like he couldn't get me an audio file in time
No, no, I'd be a fight you can record them on the phone. Maybe that'd be your best bet
All right, I'm streaming. Are you guys in here? Yeah, I'm in the dog. Yep
Alright, this is my song I call it central perk and perk as a sea in the love that
Right
You've got guns, don't you?
It's a layup.
Bloodwing.
Ah, are we going?
I'm leaving.
Take him out!
the transition the transition yeah because I think it's the best part not
not that one. Oh, the beginning. Yeah, crazy, bro. That's my
intersection. Yeah, I thought that was gonna be Ludwig's can as the
claps. Yeah, but it was so hard. Yeah, I think you're probably the master of
of using like video game sound effects in a beat.
It's very spiritually similar to the first one,
mainly because I had the same workflow where I was like,
I actually said at the start of the stream,
I was like, I don't want any video game stuff in this.
But then, which is really funny
because it's so much video game stuff.
But the more I worked on it
and I was like doing the same kind of workflow of like,
okay, start with the 808 and then make the hi hats.
I was like, well, we are doing like a CSGO MVP song.
and like so much of what we're doing is gaming related here.
And so it just kind of, it was like, it just rolled down a hill.
What's pattern one here?
Can I see your pattern one, pattern two?
What are those?
Yeah, these are my piano roll.
Probably plays the pattern.
Yeah, just that.
This is the 808s.
It's so good.
And then pattern two is my hi hat.
He's got great hi-acinato. It's why it works.
I'm trying to raise my clap.
Is that a unique clap or a built-in clap?
This is like a clap from the bar that I just added a bunch of effects to.
You know what's funny is I think we ended up kind of still making the same...
We all have styles, I've realized.
Yes, we do.
I like to think that I've lost style from my lasts.
You might be most improved. I think if that's one thing I'd like to leave today with it be that but I guess there's no way for a to be most improved
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what time it is. Oh
man
Hold on. It's like it's
Let me just let me just pull it up
Maybe hold on
Okay, you can you can see this yeah, yeah, you can see this I see it. Yeah
Give me a little just a sample of the noise to see if it
Lots of piers. Wow. I'm impressed by that.
Lud couldn't get more than three his first time.
True. Did you hear that? I didn't.
No. Wait, play it again.
Are you streaming the program?
Oh, I had to. Wait, try it again.
Yeah, I don't have it. Maybe you have the window capture or just a stream window.
Maybe streaming desktop.
Share your screen.
Should be the opposite.
Applications. Yeah.
Right. I think that would be.
I do I do entire screen you could try application try whatever you didn't do
awesome yeah I do the opposite what you just said okay I'll share my screen here try
still not a no you need to go into discord settings and check your output or some shit
probably careful now
uh
this episode that boy don't even know how to screen share
i mean in the bottom right corner when you hit share does it say mute stream audio
for you yeah yeah uncheck that and then you can just share the application and it should work
Oh, there we go. Okay. Got you.
We get it. Give us a taste.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, perfect. Okay. Your one and twos are muted. That's right.
Yeah, that's correct. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a complicated road. Dr. Noodle slam. Dr. Noodle slam did call in twice actually.
We got a bottle for him. He called me his old grandmother who couldn't understand anything.
Okay, so yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, here we go. Here we go
Roll
That's not bad. Am I crazy?
It's not bad. It's not bad.
Maybe like Earl might rap on it?
Yeah. That's like a Nujibee shit.
So many people had that in the chat.
It sounds...
It's a word scary.
You recreated Nujibes from First Principles.
It's not bad.
It's much better than my first attempt.
I thought it'd be worse for sure.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be like a Holocaust, but it's just a pretty normal...
It's empty.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It's empty.
GAR!
Ready to engage the docking mechanism!
I think I did it so far.
So, it's not that bad.
I like you have momentum vintage loop 90s.
This is just the sample you use this is yeah.
I like took this sample looped it a couple of times.
And then I think I I like pitched it down.
Okay.
And did a few other things to it.
Yeah.
I remember you put the time stretch time stretched it.
You were just pressing buttons and then because I wanted the problem was I like
warped the Porter sample a lot.
and that's what all these like chopped up things are. They're like bits of the
Porter sample. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so like I reverse that and then made it like low and this sample started off a
lot higher. So I needed it to kind of like match up a bit better. And then I got
these like nicer drums to hit. And then the reason I use this like interstellar
sample was because at the beginning, one of the only songs I learned on
piano was like the beginning of Interstellar, so I was putting the notes into the piano
like by hand to see if I could recreate it. And then I just ditched that entirely because
I couldn't make it work with like the other stuff I liked. So I was like, oh, I need to
just pay homage. So I took the bit where he yells, Tars, get ready the docking mechanism.
Tars, ready to engage the docking mechanism. And then I made like a drum, I made like a
drum pattern to go with it to like try and fill it out. I think it was great.
Dude, this is, I think it's, I think it's really good. I think you can, the docking
mechanism part into the the beat is your MVP moment. I love the idea that you are trying
to recreate the interstellar song on the piano roll because let's say you were successful,
yeah, then our, the result is us going, oh, that's the interstellar song.
Yeah, exactly. It's cool you pointed that out.
It's cool you pointed that out because I did realize I think about 20, 30 minutes in
that like the best case scenario for this is I'm just making a well known song.
That's the best. Yeah.
And you know what?
Some people have done that, like they've tried to recreate, you know,
songs and beats and and it's a bit of a mockery when it's done.
So I like that you pivoted.
It does sound like rookie of the year by Schoolboy Q.
That's actually various to chatter.
OK, gamers, are you guys ready for our first judge to hop in here?
Absolutely. OK, B.
Shoe is coming in.
If you guys don't know, B.
Shoe is a B.
YouTuber.
Wait, this is not the Starcraft player.
I maybe plays a little bit, but B.
Shoe's main squeeze is literally making beats or having his
viewer makes beats and ranking them or remixing other people's beats.
OK, OK.
B. Shoe.
I'm sorry, I'm on the board is fucking connection of all time. How are you guys?
Hey, no worries. Can you hear us all right? Yeah, you guys sound good. Okay,
I'm sorry about that. All right, please. You're welcome to the beat off. I appreciate it. I
appreciate the warm welcome. Is there any contacts like a little bit about it, but I
don't really too much. Yeah, you're in EU right now, right? You're on tour with with
maybe no money yeah we did a show tonight in fucking Italy it's cool yeah
yeah in the morning or some shit so sorry for taking it yeah yeah well okay
fire in Milano the Milano like the cookie you're half black
Bishu, couple things. This is the beat off too. This time there was a prompt. So there's
a couple things that needed to be done. One, there needs to be a sample. Can you look up
in this chat? Do you see this magnum opus?
Let me see. Yeah, I see that.
Okay, this was just a tune given to a reporter. You can just listen to it for a taste, but
it's just context that Porter gave us. Yeah, Porter gave us a little sample that we needed
to use in our tracks. Everyone used it. So keep your
OK, that's fucking sick. And then this is a game.
Oh yeah, go ahead, run it. Go ahead, run it.
I'll explain the rest. Let me let me say.
This is like him.
This is me singing and he made a little song from it.
That's sick. I mean, like high school.
Wow. Yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty pretty. I'll pick it. Yeah. So we just, we had to
include that in a song. And then the second part of this is that every song, because it's
a beat off, right? We're trying to make a great beat. Every song needs to have a, you
play CS2 ever? Yeah. Okay. You know when you get MVP and you get to-
I play a bunch of CS2. You play your-
Play the little song in the MVP when you're playing CS2.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The, the...
I don't know how to say it anymore. I'm panicking.
Like to kill something?
Easy for an...
You get to say it like that.
So every bit needs a killer MVP moment
so that we can put it and listen to it
when we're playing CS2 ourselves.
Like a vibe, like a little fight.
Okay.
Like a five second electric moment that you could play.
So, so, so I want you to judge it on the song itself.
Yeah.
The best beat.
And then, you know, maybe these little elements, like how well they include it.
I can't judge.
Say it again.
No, no, no, you're not the only judge.
I can only judge.
You're not the, you're one of three.
Okay, good.
And your job is judges to rate us one through four.
Yeah, okay.
Um, but let's just jump in.
We're going to go, uh, let's go reverse order.
Aiden if you want to screen share first.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
This might as fucking sound good.
I'm on my fucking like iPhone or MacBook.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Little, little, little.
Just want to make sure you can hear it all right.
Okay.
You want to test the section in?
Yep.
Yeah, give me like a little, that sounds good.
Okay, yeah.
All right, the version right here.
Here we go, here we go.
Okay, so we're just going to like through everybody
and then like
I think let's go through one
and give your notes
and then one give your notes
one give your notes one give your notes
and then at the end give your ranking
yeah
okay huge
three two one
run
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ready to engage the document
it's kinda like a tsunami being done I mean
I mean,
governments,
dollars,
and enough of that media.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's not,
all right, so now I give you like notes.
Yeah, give you notes, give you notes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I give you notes.
No, it's not.
You said, okay.
Um, like it sounds like,
should you hear at the bottom of like a sewer?
Wow.
Yeah.
Bottom of the sewer.
What does that mean?
Can I hear it again? Can I hear it again? It's pretty quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Are they big?
Star, ready to engage the docking mechanism.
I
Feels like the intro for like a lo-fi song that like is kind of depressed
I was like two nami bugs from it. I will say this is Aiden's first be
You know the first beat off. So this is my first time open and literally my first time using any like any music
That's super sick, bro nice
Beesoo, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, bro as a musician musician to musician
Who are your what's like your inspirer like what's your top like artists of all time?
You know, where do you come? It's Skrillex, dude. It's Skrillex got it
No for the question. He's still the best
People think he went to pop but he's still the best with that in mind. Maybe slime. Do you want to go? I?
Would love to go
Did I get enough?
Yeah, you're fine. I mean just I think you're fine your final judgment between them all like the ranking is what matters most
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm good.
All right, sharing my screen now.
Share screen, entire screen, entire screen.
I'm trying to stream but I'm like hotspotting
off like my fucking phone and it's crazy.
Italy things.
It's just like an Italy thing.
I'm gonna play a little bit.
Well, I'm gonna play a video of my friend Sam.
This is every fucking time.
Rasta's just in my gut there.
Hear that?
Yeah, we hear it, yeah.
I'm going to be training like my best.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, that's cool. I mean, I like the birds. I like the sambolence fire, bro. Good one.
Can I ask you something as a musician and musician? You know, my song is basically cut
out for me because I use the sambolence.
Can I ask you a password? I'm like, are you like a big musician?
No. You know, I made a Fruity Loops file, so I'm essentially a musician now. And I use
is there is there a feeling of like shame in that no no not the way you did it I
think it's pride and that for sure okay thank you like you sampled a good shit
there's no pride in like to make supply samples if you know what that means
that's where you get into like murky water but that was a good use of just
sampling for sure I like that thank you bro okay I get into mine next yeah go
Go ahead.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, run it, run it.
Hello, Bishu.
My name's Nick.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Do you see my screen?
Do you see my screen?
I can't.
Can you hit space real quick?
Yeah.
You hear that?
Yeah, we're in here.
Run that, run that, run that.
All right, well, this is called Central Perk, P-E-R-C.
So I will roll in this fight
This is no one telling you that world's trying to sweep this way
The real version of that
Allowing you to lose each piece of your life
You're a puppet
Oh
China China
A lot that I just run the back now. Yeah. That was crazy you want to go back to them. Yeah, okay
Yeah, can I hear it one more time? Actually, run it back.
Yeah, absolutely.
Kevin!
Kevin!
I've got Kevin.
He's a fucking idiot, he's a fucking idiot.
I'm just like, he's dead, he's dead.
I'm just like, he's dead, he's dead.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I
Insanely impressive like fucking song structure that was cool. That was really cool. I love the first V-switch that shit was so hard
The pivot bro
The pivot was nuts. Oh my god. I just realized it's from friends. Yeah, it's when they're moving the couch in the hallway in front of that moment
He's like, hey, man
Well, thank you, bro.
Last, last, but not least.
I see the flow impact.
Where's that?
I see the flow impact.
Yeah, the deagles, bro.
The deagles.
That was cool.
That's my MVP moment.
Like for the
Encounter Shrike for the prompt.
I could tell.
I did.
What a full transparency.
in the lunch is to see like, you know, see what was up. So I heard like a little,
a little snip, but I haven't heard the fish brother. It was like an hour before.
If you haven't heard the whole thing, let me tell you, you haven't felt it.
You've only heard it. You have to feel it. Okay. Yeah.
I'm Sharon Spiegel. Let me know when you see it.
I'm still feeling. Music is about feeling. Yeah.
Yeah. Right now. Okay. I hope you hear that.
Yeah. You're good.
All right, so context, this is my
Go ahead, put his in it. Yeah, yeah, put his in it.
Yeah, yeah.
This is my beat. It's, you know, I'm trying to step up from last year.
So, you know, I mostly spent a lot of time in the channel rack making my own drum beat
and in the piano roll making my own melody.
But but obviously you'll hear in the start.
That's where I use my to get us in.
Let's just play it.
I wish I could just be good at something!
Tell this fuck!
I'll send off the money of Osmers!
Billions where he's been!
But tell this fuck!
He died checking replay?
I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
I'm just playing.
You can play one more time.
Yeah.
Okay, gotcha.
Are we Russian, and what are we doing sneaky-beaky like?
I rejected this.
We could have something.
Town was fucked.
I was sick of the money of others.
He died checking replay? I hope you die, and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
I'm just playing well now I'm just playing oh man do you cook some of my
melody I'm not here that shit that's crazy yet that's a homebrew melody I
I think I could see that. That's awesome. I like the pre-drop sample too man. That's cool.
I think it's pretty avant-garde the way you do like the chill intro and then you go into like the hard beat.
I'm inspired by music. I like the bass line. It's cool.
I need like artists or just like the whole thing music in general.
Okay, I like it too. I listen to it
Well, the tough the tough question I guess if can you rank it one through four?
But I think I can actually there again one best for so I think
For this is just me. Okay, like I don't know what you have judging. I
Think of my hotels calling them with the focus on wait
Don't answer but it's a fifth beat.
Ok, anyways, it's really loud.
Why are they calling me? Do they just call you?
It's weird.
Oh, they're in Italy, right? So it's all backwards.
Yeah, it's done. I'll probably stop yelling.
Okay, so I would say, for me personally, off top, number one, beat switch that Nick did,
pretty unbeatable, number one.
I have to say, number two, just off bars, it has to be slime, it has to be, but, who
else, who else to be here, hold on, we got Aiden, I kind of forget Aiden's beat, I'm
I'm not gonna like we run. Oh, it was the like the lo-fi Bob. Yeah, I got it
And I think you have to go last man, I'm sorry, but it's only the first beat so you have a huge road ahead of you
So I would do Ludwig three
That's that's where I'd land to go one
one for one for for Nick
To
I've been knocking at my door now, fuck.
Tell you guys now, what to do.
Crazy. Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, good luck, good luck.
Sorry about the hotel, thank you, man.
Bro, what's happening to him?
Dude, he's abducted by the Italian mob.
It sucks, that's the last time
he's ever gonna hear music, really, right?
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
He should've thought about what he had to say.
He should've thought about it
before he stayed and called it in, bro.
Damn, the fellow Canadian put you down, man.
Know like a dog. I heard that story
Yeah, I heard the story too. It was a clock. It was like car car. Yeah, he'll be fucking sorry, bud
First rankings in one two three four
Couple surprises in there don't know why I was so low, but we have two more judges and can you add naked Jakey?
I don't have his discord
You don't have any Jakey I have his phone number on the discord
And I have I haven't met and you don't have a minute. You just do it brother. He's already in the chat. Oh
Thanks, Nick. I got you, bro
They go on hold that over. Hey, what up? Oh, he didn't
Hello, hello
What's up everybody I'm actually kind of say one excited to hear from your voice and see you but to just so excited you're not gonna
to have delay because you're not in Europe right now because that was really physically
hard to do.
Oh, who did you have those in Europe?
Do you know Bishu?
No, I don't.
You two beatmaker.
He's a Korean Starcraft player.
I have like 20 years.
20 years.
I mean, amazing career.
Amazing career.
Amazing career.
Oh, doing it.
High APM fail.
It's really difficult.
It's like melee.
Damn, I'm getting a lot of different answers.
Okay, okay.
All right, so what's going on?
So context, it's the beat off two.
men than ever. And you're gonna have four beats in front of you. A couple of notes. If you scroll up,
you're gonna see a little sample. This was made by Porter. Everyone had to include it into their beat.
You can take a little listen if you want. But is it the interstellar? It is not interstellar. No,
it is right above the interstellar. It is the magnum opus.wave. Okay, so I should just listen
to this real quick. Yeah, just give it like a 15 second listen. And I'll just explain the context.
It's basically me singing in a high school choir and he made it into like a song and so you have to use it somewhere in your beat
Okay, okay one sec. Let me please hold
This is kind of hard yeah, I mean it's porner Robinson
I mean
So it's it's like wait, so you're supposed to just sample the beginning part or any part of this any part of it needs to be included in the song
However, you want right now ultimately making our own beat. This is more like, you know when they say you have to use zucchini in
cooking shell
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And then this is fun. Okay. The second part is and this is kind of the key of this is like
You're judging by a how much you like the song be like maybe the beat and like the aspects of making a beat and then see
In CS2, when you get MVP, you know how it plays the, like, whatever MVP song?
Yep, yep.
Life's not out to get you.
You're looking for the MVP moment of the song that you could hear, you know,
so like that five-second clip you could hear if you got MVP from any of these beats.
Oh, wait, so they were made with that intention or I'm picking a spot that would fit that or both?
it's just part of your total judgment is like which oh how like how fuckable it
is as an MPP song news going in and we all thought of like okay we have a moment
where just to fuck like that I like that I like that it's a good prompt okay I
think I'll I'll go first we got four beats and I think just you know maybe
give notes after you listen to it but then wait for your total one through four
ranking at the end.
Okay, so open your stream.
Yep, my stream's open right now.
Okay, let me try and get this bitch turned up.
I'm ready.
Yeah, you're gonna wanna turn that shit up, bro.
Do you hear this?
Two hundred.
Yeah, sure, dude.
I'm like, sounds like my name really just got on the owner.
All right, I'm just gonna dive in.
I'm just gonna dive in, you ready?
Yep.
Are we Russian and, or are we doing sneaky-beaky-like?
I wish I could just be good at something!
Countless fuck!
Come sit off the money of others!
Billions, way he's good!
I countless fuck!
He died checking replay?
I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch, dude.
I'm just playing.
Alright, alright, that last loop you really, really wanted to make sure we got it.
That now that's feedback
Yeah, you know
I'm imagining an artist on top of this, you know, I'm saying it's like no, no, yeah
It's like you're listening to the beat from like lose yourself
And it's like what if you don't have M&M on it? You're like damn this goes on but it's like imagine M&M on this shit
Right. Yeah, right. Yeah, for sure. That's the first person
The build up I liked a lot. I believe that's you are sampling yourself in the beginning part. Yeah.
Actually, yeah, that that is actually that was my favorite part of the beat. I feel like it could
have gone a lot of directions after that. Not to say that the direction it went, you know,
what we can get to that part later. But just as its own thing, building into something,
I'm a sucker for a sample like that of someone just freaking out. So I like that it was also
yourself. Your favorite part was before it dropped when it could have been anything.
My favorite part was the potential. Yes, my favorite part was what the potential represents.
Beautiful. Beautiful. And then it sort of went into like a...
You don't have to go to there. We don't have to go there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, you got three more to listen to, Slime. You want to go?
Sure.
I really fucked with that part right before you pressed play.
I wanted.
Also, the CS sample of this wallpaper is what the fuck.
Oh, this really happened, by the way.
I won it.
He got knighted.
Uh, okay. This is called, uh, Fuck It We Bald.
Known as, now we have some core shit, we're running them porn ads.
DHT can't stop me.
Bald as hell, testosterone tone, here to put a bomb in the mail.
They're so good.
Every chance you ever see is a needle in my mouth.
My name's Kelby May, I'm here to get paid play.
Your mom is giving me a shout, she wants to make a water spell.
I've made some sales in my day, but her game is rolling me away.
Tuesdays is bound, shops at 9, scheduled as Pogger Sexy Count.
I like that I need you to give me a four bar verse. It's not a lot.
Four bar verse?
I know it sounds a lot like a four bar song.
So you want four bars for me about backshots?
Wow.
Wow. I don't even know where to begin. I mean, you didn't
just make a beat. You finished. You finished
on the beat.
It might be on the beat.
Is the
What sound is that, the choir sample?
Correct.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
That almost had like a baby-keem, like just one thing repeating vibe, you know, that lives.
And then, what was the, I like it, what was that, what was that part?
It's not called I like it, but the barge, obviously you just, you stand in the shoulders
of giants and use an insane song to make your groove and pull it.
Okay, I think as far as the specific can hear a spot as a MVP music, that had a lot of those.
Just that core like it sample, you kind of had a layup with that.
I don't know how that goes with the rules as far as making a beat versus just, I don't know how much you did to it,
but as someone that also samples a lot, I can't really talk trash, so.
Okay.
What did you think of the bars in the second part?
Because that was not me.
Yeah, that was that could you clarify who that was so that was a guy named Kelby who
was it actually Kelby or is it actually Kelby yes I asked him to do that and
that's what he he actually had that ghost written some of it which is also
interesting that is interesting dude you had it you had a song with a
feature that was yeah like you did everything you could possibly do to a
Yeah, I'm impressed. I'm impressed. I also thought could you run back just the beginning line you came in really hot
You came in like a hundred miles. Do you want better? Here's my notepad
Everywhere I go ice cold Rav4 with the rims gold and I talk about Lose. I talk about phase Lacey
I also like that you said you said Lacey shut up, but then right after you're like nah we friends though
Oh, that's my boy face, bro.
Thank you for picking that up.
OK, OK, I like the porn ads line.
BHT can't stop me bald.
It's hell to stuff.
So I think when you said bomb in the mail was right about where I had to mute my mic.
Fuck it, we bald.
OK. Yeah, some really aggressive, like JPEG mafia adjacent energies in that one.
Really threatening. OK, OK.
Alright, last one on Leeds.
White Peggy.
Have we done Aiden?
No.
We don't want to go first or second Aiden.
I don't care.
I can go first.
Yeah, let's see what you got Aiden.
Come on.
This is what I got.
Okay, let me get this pulled out.
Let me get it turned up.
Wait, I'm hearing my own voice.
Oh.
It's the beat us and discord.
Yeah, the beat is the friends we made along the way.
It's hard to talk.
Yeah, we all just be quiet while you play this.
I'm streaming your voices.
Yeah, I think you're streaming your whole desktop.
Yes, your application.
Fuck sake.
Fuck, god.
Okay.
This is his first beat, be kind.
Yeah, I'm liking the timeline.
Let's give us a taste of the teamwork.
Taste? Taste?
You hear that?
Oh yeah. Ooh!
Bitch! Okay.
So, here we go. Here we go.
Star, you're ready to engage the documentation.
Okay, unironically, I could really hear that turning in it, that sounds like some shit
Earl would hop on, I'm like a weird ass EP, I actually really liked that, I really liked
it, it's like really heady, I really, yeah, unironically I really fucked with that, I
was like okay where's it going next and then it ended, so like effectively edged me too,
damn.
Yeah, yeah, was that an intentional choice Aiden to leave them edged to edge a bit it was it's interesting
You say that Ludwig it was it was and did I did I edge because I lacked the faculties to continue the beat in the way
That I would have liked maybe perhaps maybe that's actually a marker that a good beater beats to the max of their faculties
Yeah, edging in a beat-off is part of it's a tool in the toolkit
Yeah, okay. This is my first shot. This is my first be ever. This is the first time you've
booted up this application. This is the first time. So walk me through what is it's what are
all the these samples in the timeline because obviously you had the sample Ludwig's choir.
Yes, and that's in there. That's all these chopped up. That's the part I really liked. Yep. Yep.
And then this part was a free royalty free sample that I fucked around with and like just changed the settings up.
So, and what did you change on it? Or is that?
I changed like the sauce.
Oh, no, the sauce is on the floor. It's to be viewed.
I've pitched it down and I feel like I did something else too.
to. Maybe I just pitched it down because I think I wanted it to match up. It sounded
really removed from the pitch of the Porter sample because I warped that one a bunch and
I was like, fuck, I don't know how to change anything back and I also kind of like how
dark this sounds. So then I just pitched that sample down to-
What you guys are saying, Porter sample, is it Ludwig or is it something else? I'm confused.
Oh, but Porter made that beat.
Yeah, with lovely voice.
Yeah. Oh, OK, OK.
I see.
It gave us a huge stepping stone that we kind of all ignored.
OK, so you guys have done this just the one other time, right?
Yes. Second.
But it is Aiden's first beat off.
Aiden's first ever.
Everyone else had only made two beats ever.
This is his first beat ever.
You'd also my my girlfriend is four for friends visiting right now.
And they all went out to dinner and they were like,
Oh, are you coming? I was like, no, I'm gonna stay in and like work on stuff.
And I said, I told my friends I'd do this thing.
And they were like, what?
It looks like I'm judging a beat off.
There was just no way around.
I don't need to do it.
I just want to see the reaction.
But that was a thank you for those good.
I'm not.
I don't think I think it's worse to be judging it than participating
it with zero context.
Like, you know, I'm staying around and watch.
Yeah, I go on my computer and I get to be in the beat off
and watching the beat off.
Yeah, it's a little sad, but anyways, great beat, Aiden.
I hope you continue to beat off.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
Well-naked Jacob, that leaves just me.
Hi, good to see you again.
You guys loved the hair recently.
Thanks, man.
Well, I'm going to go ahead and play my beat just really quick.
Can you get my stream?
Let me know in your chat.
Yeah, I got it open.
Can you hit a test?
Yeah.
You hear that?
Yeah, I sure did.
Oh, it's boosted.
Alright, this beat is called Central Perk, P-E-R-C Perk.
When I hear nix right after mine I feel like a boy you know pissing next to his dad
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
It just starts again.
They had me in the first half.
I mean, I was in disbelief, but can you run a little bit of that second half back?
Because that got straight ethereal.
Yeah, I like to miss a lot.
This, um, habituriosity, are the drums quantized on this?
Um, well, a lot of things were dragged and dropped in place and if the word quantized
was in there, it might have skipped over, it might not have learned what it meant exactly.
I don't think so.
Yeah, no that that second part was like highly revered that got me that got me
that got me feeling something damn okay so you guys all you guys all really put
your whole your whole producing chops yeah the whole setup the whole setup damn
Okay, you know, I think now you need to rank them starting with four. Yeah, oh
That's so hard. I know I was given Ludwig a little bit of trouble for his loop being a little long at the end
But I did really like the the beginning lead into that and sampling
The freak out that was good. Damn
This is harder than I thought it'd be. That's what the beat-off said
Um, this is the kind of humor we enjoy at and after the beat off the post the aftercare
while beating off after being off. Oh, OK. Be brave. There's no hard feelings.
I think I have to go. Aiden's first. Oh, I was supposed to start with four,
but I already started with the first one. So I'm just going to do that. I'm going to go with
with Aiden's first because I was surprised by how much like a real song I would discover
on SoundCloud and be like, whoa, this is sick. And that I would actually listen to it.
So that was surprising. Shots out, Aiden, you did good.
Let me stop you right there. I just need to hear that again, just to clarify. First, you're
starting with one. This is the best one you're saying is Aiden's.
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I fucked up. I fucked up. I'm starting with the best one because
for some reason that feels easier to my brain right now being fresh.
That's fine. Aiden's the best. Who's second?
I think I got to go slime second.
I think I, I think I enjoyed the amount of effort and the fact that again,
he had a full song with a feature.
No, and did he hop on the night?
He got, he got a, he got pit bull on there too.
So that was good.
And then, you know, how does your regional just jump to last?
Cause it's going to spoil it either way.
Just say who's the worst.
I got to say yours, Ludwig.
I think it had the heart, but as far as the beat part of the assignment, I think when
it got to the actual beat of the core of it, I think that yours was the weakest.
But I will say, I think that yours, they all have like pretty big intros leading into the
drop.
And I think part of the reason why yours bummed me is your first part was the best.
It had the emotional high, and then it just kind of left me in the digital void.
But wow, I'm impressed.
So it's so interesting.
You go ahead.
Because I was going to say, Jake, have you ever
heard of Mime of Self Indulgence?
I have heard of them, yes.
His back half of the beat sounds just like one of those songs.
Interesting.
OK.
And I thought that was a hysterical inspiration.
Maybe, which is problematic at this point.
But it's interesting, because I just wondered if you knew about that.
Anyway.
So just clarifying last place, me.
Um, third would be Nick. Second would be slime. And then the best beat was Aiden's.
Yeah. Do you want to switch it? I, uh, I, you know what? No, I think, I think,
I definitely know Aiden's is the, the best. And I'm going to stick with the rest of the rankings,
but I'd say Aiden was the, he was the easiest choice for the best one. I, I didn't like that.
He's the, the Bishu ranked Aiden lowest. So this is like, interesting. Polarizing.
Yeah, you really you've really thrown the ranking quite of all like all over the place
I think you know, I like to I like to think that I'm recognizing a new blooming talent
Hercules right now
I was talking to sorry, I was sorry I was talking to Dan Dan was asking me about a thing for the Minecraft event
So I was talking to yeah, I was working
Yeah, just sorry. It was just locked into work. What was so who got first?
It was you all right. Okay. Well, we need it
We need to find a third judge because we have to split this tie now
We have a crazy tie going on. Yeah, cuz what's what are the what's what's the scores at? I'm at
three points eight ends at five points slime
I prefer six points and Nick is at six points. Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, damn. So it's anyone's game
Yeah, well, I mean, thank you so much for for having a judge. It's so fun
and I hope you guys continue to beat.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it.
I won't stop beating for anybody.
I hope you think of me when you do it too and really have a source of inspiration.
I mean, I'm so inspired.
I'm so inspired by your feedback.
I'm going to be beating to what you said probably for a while now.
For probably immediately after this fall, to be honest with you.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Awesome.
Awesome. OK. OK. I appreciate it, brother.
I have these guys.
That guy's fucking high.
We have to cut out his ranking.
Like there's no way you're talking about it.
The treasure he's a treasure. He's a real producer Ludwig. He makes music, dude
Hey to be clear, I love your beat if I was a judge I'd be in there, but he's a musician
Well, you're trying to you're trying to cut the judge out cuz he picked
For the final judge, we're not getting a musician. We're getting somebody with such a a
and a
virgin ear
That the opinion will be of the layman someone who almost has never listened to music has no cultural reference
Is really devoid of culture as a man devoid a
Virgin in the beat-off we're gonna be back again. Oh
My god, let's get super tough in here
Super I have a question before he hops in here. I'm waiting. I'm with a do you think super fucks with
Earl? Who's Earl Snitchard? I'm shaking Slime's hand early. It's just the clearest
Slime W now. Yeah, I did play to Norman sensibilities. I mean, I guess Calvary did. The bars are
fine. Damn, bro. Aiden, you pulled out a first on your first beat. That's so impressive.
I popped off. I got my first not last place from a judge.
And that's great. The five judge who ever judged my beats for
have given me last. Super. Yeah.
Yeah. What up, boys? What up?
Super. You are our only returning judge for the beat off.
You're also our final judge.
And if you're free right now to listen to I'm free, bro.
I got time. Okay. Really?
I mean act a little busy.
No, I got time, bro. I'm ready. Okay. Nothing fucking Friday. I'm a shit. I'm free. I got shit going on, though. Okay. Yeah, cool.
Well, Super, you have four songs coming up because Aiden has joined the beat off from last year. Oh, yep. Yep. And the first two people who went up were Bishu and Niki Jiki, two people make beats, make music. So we're bringing you really as a representative of the common man.
man. Yes. Right. So, you know, go from your soul here, whatever
songs you like the best. There's there's three elements I want
you to judge though. The first one is the standard one, which
song you like the best. The second one, I want you to judge
in CS2 when you get MVP, you know how they play that song?
Maybe it's sale. You know what I mean? Like the yeah, so that
will be the best MVP song. Yes, what what you know, which song
has the best moment for an MVP CS2 clip. Okay, that's going to
to be a second factor in your judging. And then just third one for your reference, if you scroll up
in this discord, there's a thing called magnum opus dot wave. This was a sample given to us by
Porter Robinson, we all had to use in our beats. Okay, so listen to that first? Or play like a
couple seconds of like the intro in the middle just to get an idea. But you're gonna have to listen
out. Or for this, it's a sample of me singing choir in high school that he turned into,
to, I mean, a pretty crazy big to be honest with you.
He's a Porter Robinson made this Porter made this.
Yeah, we call him he I will say he was our judge and then backed out and so we replace
him with a third judge, not you, but a third judge.
But made this as a consolation.
Um, okay, that is, that's your context.
So you're gonna listen all four, just give notes after, but like what you thought
What'd you like?
Let's start with maybe Slime here.
Sure.
All right, so it's Best Song, Best MVP Song,
and then Best Usage of the Sample.
And you're combining all those.
To give a ranking of one through four.
Yes.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Yep.
All right, so who's up first?
Slime?
It's gonna be me, bro.
Can I ask you something?
Just out of curiosity, who's like,
what music do you listen to as a normal guy?
Well, I'll say my favorite artist.
I would say is Tam and Paula.
So.
OK, OK.
Why'd you laugh?
I'm something there.
Why did you just laugh?
What was that about?
That was not me.
What did you do last?
I don't know.
My mic was muted.
So it was Aiden.
No, I would never laugh.
I like David Paula.
Tam and Paula is good.
I'm fine.
OK, well, not withstanding super.
Let me share my screen.
Sure, bro.
And then we're gonna do it how we did it last time.
Alrighty, bro.
Oh, it's good to see you, bro.
It's good to see you, bro.
All right, wait, hold on, give me a sec.
Then just go in through it one more time.
What are you ranking these off of?
It's my personal favorite.
What would be the best as a CS MVP post-round
and the best usage of the sample?
Love it.
Okay, let's go in.
And then combining that into a one through four, all right?
Here's a video of my friend Sam, can you hear this?
Oh my god, Rustic's just in my gut, they're playing!
Yeah, I see that.
These are the amazing artesian pressure.
Alright, this one's called Fuck It We Bald.
Fuck It We Bald? Alright, what do we got?
It's B-B-B-Backshot 2's
And they were there and now I got my women right here
Everywhere I go, ice cold, rap for with the rims gold
uh moving like most coast to coast peptides in my cup man lacy shut up that's my boy phased lace
formerly known as now we have some core shit we're running them porn ads the htk can't stop me
called as hell to stop serone tone here to put a bomb in the mail
Wait a second.
What a name is tell me, mate!
I'm here to get paid play!
Your mom is giving me a shout.
She wants to drink water smell.
I've made some seduces in my day,
and her game has blown me away.
Tuesday since back in the shops at 9,
she scheduled to ask for CONNOR SEXY TIME!
I need you to give me, like, a four bar first.
It's not a lot.
Okay, well some at the end here too for you so you want four bars for me about backshots
notes. All right. Yeah, feel free to give your notes. Yeah, so what I will say, I have
beautiful usage of the required sample from from from Big P as you guys call them. I think
that was that was that was great. The lyricism, great start, I must say, will have, you know,
a lot to live up to there or maybe we're going for instrumentals only with others.
is unique in that he is the only one who wrapped over or yes okay he's the only one
sure any lyrics so don't don't expect that from the future ones the other ones
were more traditional beats this is an avant-garde gotcha right it is the beat
off after all make sense um I will say was that sample cleared it's slime just
curious was that a cleared sample cleared what do we mean we say cleared like you
know I mean you used that like you know last year if you remember Ludwig had a
little bit of a sample not sure if he had that cleared just oh and are off
or say yeah, I was Galifah, it's the same one.
No, I didn't get into contact with any sort of record company
or anything like that.
Just checking.
We figured that out later.
That's the sort of later.
Right, I guess you.
Well, I will say I did like it for what it's worth.
I actually had my expectations on the floor.
So improvement from last year, Slime, I must say.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, bro.
Yeah, that was good.
I don't know if I should get into that.
Should I go down the points about CS screen and all that?
screen and all that because like what you did is fine.
I mean, if you if you want, if it's thoughts, feel free to share them, but there's no.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I really I don't know if I would.
Listen to that as a like a like if I heard that in a in a post round MVP screen,
like I don't think I'd be moved too much personally.
But overall, the screen that's meant to evoke emotion.
Yeah, like I'm supposed to like get a little bit height and like, you know,
right? Stay or Uber, Uber belt. Yeah, you get it. But I did like the song overall, overall.
So not to hate. Great, brother. Great. Great. Um, I don't mind going next. All right. Um,
actually, sounds great.
Actually, can you run it right now?
Let me? Yeah. Yeah, I can do it. Sorry. Yeah, let's go, Nick. I'll go last. I
That's a fucking...
All right, super. Let me know when you're in here.
Wait, hold on, hold on a sec.
Excellent talk.
I am in, Nick. I am in.
You're in, Nick?
That's great. It feels good.
I am in, Nick.
Well, this beat, the second beat, ever,
and you were the first one and judge the first one.
Happy to have you back.
This is called... Can you hear this?
Do you hear that?
Yeah, I say that.
This is called a Central Perk.
Central?
Jesus Christ, hold on.
pause pause pause oh my fucking god it was so fucking loud yeah do you see the wave working
around okay try again try that again go back to the beginning yeah i mean you don't go to japan
and say can i have fugu the american way right that's true all right three two one
Oh, shit.
I
Super thank you for that was that was great initial thoughts. I gotta say you leaned very heavy into the into the CS team
I'm a big fan of the beat switch around. I don't even know what what time stand. Oh, yeah, that's right here
Yeah, that was a I was a big fan of that I think I could definitely hear that
during a an MVP screen, I think I
Never go pretty pretty hard shorter than slimes, but length isn't really what's important. So I've been told
Yeah, welcome all negligible. Yeah
know. All that matters is if you
be length. Exactly. Now you get
it. Um,
matter as you finish.
I will say, I just think maybe
you want a little too heavy on
the CS team personally.
But but overall, again, another
improvement from last year.
Nick, I actually speak to that.
What what aspect you think it's
a little too kitschy?
Let me just a little bit too
like on the nose, like all the,
you know, you got to use like
lintel would be used in a CS
MVP screen and then you hear
like the dink, the C4, you know, the whole thing.
But I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
OK.
Yeah.
So good job.
Like a guy wearing like a link, like highly
impressed to snap back at that.
Like wouldn't that?
Like, yeah, I mean, similar vein, but there's discord hoodie.
What's super weird?
Like, what are we talking about?
You should be right in this fucking alley.
Discord hoodie that's fucking Swiss cheese.
I'm sorry, your judge.
I should. Well, we have a couple more and you want to go?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Why is this full screen? What the hell?
Of course.
OK, there we go.
Wait.
Why is it doing that?
Can you see it?
Oh, wait, wait, can you pop like in a second here?
Oh, there we go. This is better.
I am.
OK, we're good.
ready? I think so. Okay.
Are you ready to engage the docus mechanism?
Oh, okay.
That was a smooth beat.
And this is your first beat ever, correct?
It's my first time beating off, super.
Your first time ever beating off.
Wow.
Can I get a playback on that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Stars, ready to engage the docking mechanism.
There's nothing you can play back.
I'm saying this really good.
It is really too naughty, dude.
If anyone pulls out a thug, it's so insane.
You know what, I'll be honest, I think in terms of post round CS MVP, I think this is
the best one so far, in my opinion.
I think I could vibe to that after a big round.
I like the use of the sample.
It is quite short, but again, length I suppose isn't what's important.
Nope.
How you use it.
Exactly.
That's how you use it.
I do think it's a little, there's not.
you
you
you
you
you
I
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Shit
So judge either one you like better, I'd say well
I'm not really sure
If I can judge the first one fairly to be honest, okay, I think I might have been a bit of pandering going on there
Sure, I mean I had it before
Yeah, I just um
No, can you go back to the like me like the 13 second part? Yeah, I got you right around here. Yeah
He died check replay. I hope you die and I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude
Huh
Honestly, I feel like that that little cut from Liam that would go
That would go crazy as an MVP post round though. And then and then it hits the drop afterwards
Like right here, I hope you die maybe yeah
There's a replay that I can watch.
I know the drop for like 3 more seconds afterwards.
I see what you're saying.
No, no, I see the vision there.
Now overall, as a song, I think there could maybe be a little more inspired or something.
I think the intro could be a little weak.
Mostly soundbites as well, I gotta say.
Soundbites are weak, controls weak, copy.
But I'm a big fan of the potential MVP.
Okay.
Thank you, Judge.
Yeah, of course.
We need you to rank these one through four.
Every other judge has fucked this up somehow.
It's driving me insane.
Please start with fourth.
That is the worst beat.
The worst beat?
Start with the worst right now.
Who is the worst?
And then you go fourth, three, two, one.
And then you go fourth, three, two, one.
Top of my head. It's Ludwig.
It's Ludwig. I'm sorry.
I think it's Ludwig
It was so quick, it was so firm and quick
I think Ludwig is the worst off the bat
Actually
Actually
Actually, I'm thinking about it
So now it's close
I think it is close
How about you say who is the winner?
You're going to change your answer
Of course you can change your answer and lock it
Locking your top four
Locking your top four right in your head without saying anything out loud lock in your top four and then we need a final
Okay
Well, he does this lovely you shortened the length of your beat after jakey called it too long
I also added same Impala. Yeah, I'm doing anything. I'm in the last fucking place
Unbelievable. Okay. I'm in last fucking place. I need a morsel here
I think I have my top four. I think I have it. I think I have it. Okay
There's a start with fourth place in fourth place. I'm sorry that I got someone's expectations higher than they should have been
Aiden you are in fourth. I'm sorry, Aiden. I don't think it was bad. I don't think it was it was a
It was a good start I think as a beatmaker I someone who just started beating off
but it was a little bit I think to bland and
Not enough usage of the sample perhaps. I apologize Aiden
third place however will be Ludwig.
I think, sorry, you can finish that thought,
but don't say second, you can just say first.
Cause it will be the spoiler, but yeah, go ahead.
I do think hard carry by voice clips,
but you saved it with the potential CS MVP intro.
I think that's, you're saving grace quite frankly.
And then at first place,
I think,
I think I have to give it to Nick.
Yes!
I think first place goes to Nick, ultimately, and this is not necessarily a knock on Slime,
I do think ultimately it's a beat off and the lyrics were were maybe detracting away from from the beat, not that the lyrics were bad, but.
You're judging the beat off by the beat.
I think that's fine.
Judge, just so you know, you were the third judge.
You actually broke a tie between Nick and Slime.
And so for everyone's reference, watching Nick is the back to back champion of the beatoff slime second place by one point third place.
Oh, actually, Aiden is third place and I have scooped yet again another last place in the beatoff.
Oh, super.
There'll be someone at your door about five minutes.
Oh
Hey, man, you know what it's a hard job to be a judge I appreciate you doing it and
And thank you for your input for what it's worth. I would like to just say across the board a vast improvement from last year
Thank you, bro. Don't listen to music
You play personal all day you were just going to be there's no coach there. Sorry is my mic on
And thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Yeah, of course. No problem, bro. Slime, I gotta say, I'm sorry, bro.
I love the song. I just, you know, sometimes you fall a little bit short.
Do you think that made him feel better? Wow.
Wow
Well, I mean, you know, it was an improvement. I think he you know, he's a lot better
That's gotta be where I see you in this shit. You'd probably cook up some evil dark shit that
That would hurt people's actual body
You actually make L. Wumpus
Maybe the Wumpus remix
But this would fucking they DM me and asked I wanted a new hoodie yesterday. I swear to god, it's not even
Because we can see the stink
All right, brother GGs. Thank you very much super. All right GGs guys. Good good good games. Peace out y'all
All right boys, we'll never see him again
That uh that this time I mean you came so close. I know here
I mean here's the real truth. I think Nick's is better
So it's like by my own metrics this was all falling into place
But you still hate to taste victory and then have it taken away from your tone. I thought it was over for me
I thought the moment he said I don't hate it. I
Was like what do you like? I can't tell what he likes you. I don't think he likes music
I think it was a team and Paula because he knows it's a fan
He was like, what's your favorite band he tried to take the one
Looked at the YouTube recommended team Paula coldplay
I think it was a good beat off. I genuinely think Nick was the best beat, but I'll probably
listen to Slimes for years.
My ranking is that Slime had the best song. Ludwig had the best CS MVP song. And I think
Aiden's is like the closest to a real beat, but he just didn't get enough on the timeline.
Aiden's is very close to something you would find on SoundCloud, like stumbling around.
You had an idea, Aiden, which is good, because I think I sat around like an asshole for an hour and a half,
just figuring out how to use the program without an idea of what I was going to make.
Yeah, I just tried to dive in. It was more fun figuring it out than I thought it would
be. I thought it would be more frustrated, but it was cool to try stuff.
You start to get it. I forgot everything, and then you double click on the thing, and
then you can change the pitch and all that shit. There's some things there. But also,
you had to change your entire cursor to move shit around. I just maybe want to fucking
punch my monitor or something.
Yeah, I fucking hate
Dude working in the time line not even that I'm so like hard-coded for Adobe plug or Adobe key key
Shortcuts you can't cut with C
So I'm just like pressing the wrong key every two seconds and I drag a clip and it just makes the same sound longer
Yeah, I had a
Yes, I had a moment where I tried to scroll my channel rack
And I accidentally scrolled every single number for which channel it was assigned to
Oh, so I just put every single item in my channel rack on a different part of the mixer
And I was like no what the fuck did I just do?
One for the family
Yeah, well another successful beat-off lads
Another beat-off in the books guys silver medalist here. What can I tell you fucking crushed?
This is my second beat-off. I've had training by Porter
It's my third time in the DAW.
Aiden's first time he beats me, and it's not close.
Wow, Aiden did beat you from Nakey Jakey.
Yes, the first place from Nakey Jakey fucking
shoved him all the way ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
Jakey's ranking was a little crazy.
Jakey dug me.
It was a little crazy, guys.
It was kind of nice that we had such a range.
Like, we had super, like, they all
had something different to say, which actually
they was really important.
Yeah, I'm actually glad you did.
Even though I'm not super, I think
It wasn't like three people giving the same notes, you know,
we're talking a woman.
I can say that.
Yeah, weird.
We're going to knock it a woman.
If we had a woman, I would have been first place just to be clear.
You guys made sexist. Why?
What? I did.
You all made sexist beats.
Oh, I guess.
You're the latest sample on one.
One is about the line.
The latest sample.
Yeah.
I had a lacy sample.
It's at the beginning where it's a short where he says,
I'm up late playing with my worm.
Oh, I didn't know that was lacy.
Yeah, because you're not ahead, bro.
No, first up, no, I'm not, which is a fucking L on my part.
Second off, I can't believe he said something so funny.
What a hilarious thing, he said.
Do you guys feel I feel closer to you guys now?
Feel kind of like relieved and connected.
Yes, man.
Piece of shit.
And smooth. Yeah, we just beat off together.
You want me to kill myself?
Yeah, everyone beat never fucking finish,
except for me. I'm in the corner of the chud. I don't even have the glory of being the most
you finished. You finished me. It was just small rope.
Just that small rope.
Your beat has character. It actually does. And I wish I could tell you that it didn't.
And it actually does. But I don't know. The problem is, bro, the work, because what you
made before was a generational sensation of how bad it was. And it's hard to can't do
that again. Right.
I don't know. You've got a weird spot.
It is what it is. All right. Well, hey, gentlemen, GGs,
to these guys. See you guys in the next beat off and all come. Oh, actually, Nick, you're
the winner. Can you carve out five seconds so I can put it and try out the CS2 plugin?
Did you guys hear my producer, Kyle? Could you hear what it said?
Wallahi this is so good or whatever Wallahi this shit is fire, bro. Yeah, what's that from?
It was just what people in my valorant game were saying
Well, it's from yesterday
There was some god gamer runs bringing it back anyway, man. Yeah, I'll chop it up and I'll send it to you. All right
All right, lady y'all GG boys. My gentlemen cheese cheese
We fucking lost okay, dude. Okay. I feel like I didn't even do that bad, but I didn't do well
I honestly think my biggest failure is not having a solid concept of what I wanted to make before jumping into it. I
Think if I knew what I wanted to make instantly I could have refined it, but I took way too long to come up with the idea
it was so hard bro. Wallahi is what I show speed says. Wallahi is, I'm not gonna educate
you, yeah it is, you're right. I show speed made with Wallahi. W speed.
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch dude.
I actually think I'm cooking here.
I think if I kept going with the melody and I switched it up, we could have got somewhere.
The thing is a melody is hard to make.
A melody is fucking hard to make.
I don't know how to do it without the Fawze and see what it sounds like.
And I hope there's a replay that I can watch through.
I don't know, I'm a fan of the Fawze.
Me personally? I fuck with the Fawze.
Now I'm just playing.
Now I'm just playing.
What if I did it without the gay people?
I'm gonna add something. I don't know what it adds. It adds something.
There's like notes that it hits that I like about it. I don't know what notes.
I think if I were to do my honest ranking.
by the prompt nix wins but I like song song better
Dude, I feel like we have something with the bass line here.
I feel like we have something.
What if I ditched this, what does this sound like?
I just need something more.
I might need some 808s.
I didn't add any 808s.
That fucking shit that Nick had on his?
That shit sounded beautiful.
I don't even know how to find that.
I don't even know how to find noises.
What if I did it without the gay people?
Yeah, that's what I needed, bro.
That's what I needed, bro.
Imagine?
I don't know why I'm adding to this. I need to add this.
It's too low.
low. Why is it not snapping anymore? It's too low here. What is this note? D sharp.
And then you make it fucking tiny.
Hold up, let me fucking cook for a moment.
No, no, no, it's horrible.
It's too bouncy.
Alright, fuck it dude.
You know what, I don't think I'm gonna wait for the next beat off to beat off.
I want a solo beat.
I want to work on my craft.
I want to hone it.
I want to be able to beat better.
I want to beat back better.
I don't know how I'm gonna beat back better, but I gotta beat back better.
Add it to the list of things you're gonna do this year, Tim.
Hold up.
I'm kind of on a roll.
Can we call a spade a spade here?
Beat Tyler's ass and two XKO.
Want to Geo guest your tournament?
Like I'm fucking crushing it, bro.
Muggle money, F slur addition.
not 16k and CS but I'm grinding towards it you know saying like yes I haven't
hit it but I'm grinding towards it look up beat battles
beat battles
I want to try this new beat battle game today, you probably already know about it, but in
case you don't, you pretty much just get a set of random sounds, then you got to make
a beat with those, at the end everyone votes for their favorite and the person with the
most votes wins.
My goal is to win at least once, I don't know how realistic that is, but let's get into
it.
So let's make an account, of course Lucid has already taken.
Let's go with boosted leads, browse servers, time over sound and just get the shit out of me.
Okay, but I feel like I'm more f***ed.
Let me turn this into like a s***.
I don't know what happened.
hmmmm man nooo I was excited about that beat and about that love
I don't know how it works ranked FL studio so it's like dead ass a thing
In this video, I check playing FL Studio Rain.
Yes, bro.
Where you at?
Me?
Yes, you, bro.
Yo, chill, bro.
I just got the job done.
I'm gonna put my clothes on there.
I'm gonna put my clothes on there.
That's not a frame game.
Can you put the mattress on there?
Yeah, that's why I did that.
Yeah, he's judged on by the peers, the other people who did it.
Not me.
Yo, I'm alone.
There's something on Instagram views, dude.
Let me just make this shit.
Dude this should have been my melody.
Who the fuck made this shit?
Who the hell is Hiro Kazu Ando?
Who the fuck are you, bro?
You can do that. Yeah, I could play it probably, but what I couldn't do is make the song that
he's playing. Because he made that song, bro.
What a good noise he made, bro.
How'd he come up with that?
How'd he come up with that?
version. Did he do all this shit?
Yeah, that's such a great noise for it.
Yup.
It's the vibe exactly.
Dude.
I wish I was talented.
That shit would be so lit, that'd be so awesome.
So he's made all the Kirby soundtracks in the original Smash Bros.
You can make a dope beat if you put enough time into it.
You know what it is, bro?
I wish I had like, you know what?
I'm cool with two more lifetimes.
Like this one's been awesome.
I just need two more.
Cause I'm specced into shit that I'm happy with.
I just wish I could spec into some other shit.
And if I spec in other shit that I'm gonna lose,
you know what I mean?
You can't be good at everything.
You kind of have to choose.
But I'd like to be good at everything that I like I mean, I'm cool being bad at some shit, but
You're a millionaire. Yeah, and I suspect into being a millionaire, which is awesome, but like
You still got points, yeah, maybe I do
You can do whatever you want to do you can but you're you're also limited right
Like you can pursue anything you want to, but you have to eventually decide what you actually want to do because you can't do everything.
You can do anything you can't do everything.
Maybe music isn't your thing, bro. They named me after Beethoven. They literally named me
after him.
And he did this.
Thank you, Mohawk for the Switch Prime.
He wasn't a millionaire, Beethoven, I think was pretty wealthy.
I don't know if he was a millionaire, I think it's probably, I don't think they contextualized
money into millionaires at that time.
Wasn't he deaf? He became deaf.
He didn't start deaf.
Cruel in a way.
I made this for a school project.
guy who just played persona for sure
Who's that one guy who I have in some of my playlists?
Hold up, I gotta see if I can find this.
It's like a music playlist.
I have so many music playlists.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Seems like X.
Fuck.
It's not an easy way to find this.
He's like an almost unsearchable artist.
I'm on DJ tone now.
Here it is.
These guys sometimes post songs with, uh, yeah, here it is.
What is this in there?
This isn't Freeloobs.
Is this Ableton?
What is this in there?
This isn't Fruity Loops.
Is this Ableton?
Or is it something else?
Drop a name?
I don't know it.
It is Fruity Loops.
Japanese Pretty Loops.
What the fu- is this like an i-music?
I let my brother use FL Studio.
Most music is generally made out of four components rhythm bass chords and a melody
okay this is a future career goal for now I gotta stream I'm hungry
Actually, you know what song we should listen to?
Alright boys!
Fun stream today, thank you guys for watching the beat-off.
I'll be back live tomorrow morning, 8 in the morning, very early,
for the Minecraft Last Chance Qualifier, Part 1.
It's a double elimination tournament and two of the people who perform quite well will end up joining
the Minecraft World Championship event we're doing June 20th and 21st. Here's the bracket,
actually it's already up. There's gonna be a lot of games, obviously not all of them are gonna be
streamed but we're gonna try to keep an eye on the games that that look like
they're headed somewhere got a few big names in it silver
He's salad, they hand.
C4 doesn't get a five.
Three buys.
He's low key not in it.
Did she like it? What's in it?
He's low key not in it.
Also he's in it.
Oh, Loki's never showed his face, he doesn't want to face real, that makes sense?
That's fair.
Anyway, y'all, I'm out.
Thank you for watching today's stream.
Shout out to VDop.
I'll be live tomorrow on the day after.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Bye.
Thank you for watching today's stream.
Shout out to VDOF.
I'll be live tomorrow on the day after for the LCQ Monday.
We're in a Slay the Spire 2 tournament Tuesday.
We have a sponsored stream with invincible versus.
Yeah, that's a pain for the next few days.
Appreciate y'all watching.
Who will I raid?
You know what guys, I'm gonna raid its Timmy.
I don't know if this boy's gone to bed.
I think he did go to bed.
He's on a grind to hit 30k premiere in CS2.
He's basically streaming like 15 hours a day grinding and I've been watching him at night
because I'm also trying to get better at CS2.
I'm going to rank his now.
He's 15.5k.
He just passed my rank.
Anyway, thank you all for watching.
I appreciate it.
I'll see you guys back here tomorrow.
Peace!