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Oh shit, I'm muted sorry. Hello, hello, hello.
But apologies for being late.
I had to get the cat a shot
and he's now not feeling well.
So I've been keeping an eye on him.
There's a rabies shot,
which I don't like to give him, but you have to.
So I think it's normal that they feel a little sick after that.
I don't really remember him in the past, but he's gotten one before and he was okay.
I don't remember him, I don't know, maybe he's just feeling sick from it.
I think it's kind of normal though, keeping an eye on him.
I don't know, maybe someone's a fat, maybe they know better, but I think it's kind of
normal that they might feel a little fucked up after getting a shot.
Like, rabies vaccine.
The red site's not going live.
It's an ammo.
It's an ammo.
How many guns are there?
Oh.
Lost all of our gear last night.
all this stuff away let's get a need a Bitcoin as well
I don't know why it's not going to get Bitcoin
one Bitcoin logic I think that oh there we go all right now it's working I did restart
it yeah it just I don't know it's fucky let's go and like you just have to keep retrying
it until it eventually goes I don't know why but eventually it works so I guess it's
the
land deal is more kill us
,
and
that John that Johnson am I today I'm good it's not like shit I'm a little bit
tired but it's been a fine day just been dealing with El Gato the El Gato
What should we start with? MP7.
I can't get a rabie shot and he's like not happy about it.
I think it's making him feel sick so I've been keeping an eye on him.
I'm pretty sure it's normal but I don't remember him being like this the last, the first time he got on so...
I don't know basically I've never getting another one again. That's basically
basically what's happening. What the fuck is he gonna get rabies from? He doesn't go outside.
Alright, I think we're looking
Modified.
We're looking mind-winding. It makes more sense. Well, the thing is, it can be the law that you have to get
like animals vaccinated.
we're like what would concern me is if you don't do it
and then say he like goes to the vet or like you know
bite someone somehow and then they're like oh he's not vaccinated and they
fucking like put the animal down or something and then you
I don't
then I have to go John Wick
I don't have to go John Wick
I don't want to have to build a killdozer and
Go, you know, go crazy on the Minecraft village type shit
Yeah, but I'm worried about
That's what I'm worried about, you know
You would not theoretically join the cause I mean it would be a fun cause
It would be it would be a good time
Yes, I don't know I mean
He just ran off. He's been like not really happy and he's like not moving a lot and has no appetite today
But I think that's normal after getting a vaccine for a cat
I don't know. Hopefully. I mean, it would be a strange coincidence if you just all of a sudden started feeling sick.
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever do it again, though. I don't like that. I don't like it. I don't even want to vaccinate myself while my cat getting vaccinated.
and
I mean, he doesn't like how doesn't go up sides as you get rabies. He literally sits in my house all day
Where's he gonna get rabies from
Bad I don't think there's bats in my house. There's no mice in my house
I mean, I guess theoretically a mouse could get in the house
suppose I could get invaded by like outdoor wildlife and they could barge
into my house I suppose possible that wouldn't be a terrible idea when Pete's
a flavored monster I am a reason an invasion of rabies bats fly into the
house and start going to eat shit.
Well,
maybe, maybe,
maybe.
Mm-mm.
of
Two months. I got a Jeep like two months ago.
Orangula. And everyone said, everyone said that there's shit and it already had to get
service. I'm driving a Rougola. I know their ass but honestly they're low-key kind of sick
and I like driving it. It's a lot of fun. I need something a little more practical.
It's not a 392, no, no, 100 grand on a Jeep is kind of fucking crazy, to be honest, that's
a little crazy to me.
It's just a Rubicon X, which is still pricey, but I mean it's not.
The 392 is just like stupid, 110 thousand dollar Jeep, like what the fuck?
colds fuck I would like to run but I feel like maybe not.
Zero! I have not gotten any ducks. What do I want any ducks to be honest? Oh my god,
I don't want any docks.
I think fun anything five six eight one that I don't even use
Holy fuck, what the shit bro?
What?
Look at his face!
What? Look at his face!
Oh, his face! Holy shit.
Let me repack some bullets. God damn.
It's got a damn.
Bamp down.
I don't have a delivery company.
Ooh.
I don't have that key.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Special Wizard Day in Tarkov?
Sunday.
Special Wizard Day.
Okay.
We're doing two hours of Tarkov today,
and then we're doing D-Gen Street.
tonight with my D gen friends.
Arc Raiders is full of cheaters right now.
Really Arc Raiders is full of cheaters.
The D gen stream.
Blackjacket hookers without the hookers.
Yeah, blackjack and hookers vote out the blackjack.
Even better.
Even fucking better, man.
I'm sorry, I'll see you in a second.
All right, that thing great for us.
Nothing great for us.
is Care Bear Extraction Shooter? Have they said when they're doing this event in the game?
In this game? Not in the game, this game in Tarkov. They're doing that event that they
show I'm not having said a date though no
I mean I'm thinking it's gonna be after Christmas or maybe it's after Russian
Christmas, which is on January 6th.
Ow!
Could be after Russian Christmas.
PC games are cooked.
Cheating is just every game.
I feel like low-key, we would have been better off with console gaming.
sometimes I feel that way I mean I don't actually know but I feel like if
if console gaming was the default you still have people cheating but when
they'd be just substantially less and they'd be easier to catch and prevent
like you can you can cheat on consoles but it's not just like straight
ball hacks and shit right or like they get banned because you have to modify the
console and they have more control over the console
isn't that how it used to work with like the JTAG Xbox like you do the whole
JTAG Xbox ship but they would catch it right away. This is back in the day
they would catch it right away and then you have to like do a bunch of shit to
fix it. I don't know, maybe it wouldn't really matter.
It's got to be easier to catch it and prevent and detect cheaters on consoles
though because it's all everything's on the same device, right? It's a
different operating system that they have full control over they can like
everything on the machine is like up to them
and then yeah I guess you have more incentive for like hey big Microsoft and
Sony like what you guys got to get involved in this people are fucking up
your product like, you know, I don't know, maybe it would have mattered. But they do
have that cronious shit. Yeah. But I don't know how to play against cronious pussies
and just straight up like aim-bottles and like, you know.
I don't know, companies need to start going after people for real.
If they can't go after the cheap providers, they should go after the people using the cheats.
Or at least more heavily.
because the people using the cheats are probably easier to catch than the people providing the
cheats because the guys providing the cheats probably go through crazy security to like
protect their identity and everything so they can't be held legally accountable but they should
just start suing kids cheating in games like Epic Games does they should yeah they should do
remember they sued that one kid for cheating in Fortnite tournaments they sued him for like
Like almost 200 grand
They like they actually did it was like I think it's like a hundred eighty five thousand dollars they assume for
That's different. I mean, yeah, but it's a good step
Like hey if you cheat in our game, we're gonna ruin your fucking life
Don't do it
Imagine the ass whooping you get from your dad when you get $180,000 lawsuit from cheating
before night.
Shit.
I would have got my ass fucking whooped.
Yep.
Yep.
There's probably not much they can really do, but I think they should. I think they should take action against people who use cheats in games.
They should 100% do it.
that ban. At least on PC it's easy to do. I don't know if it's something more difficult.
It's probably more difficult on consoles but on PC it's like a lot of these sheets just
come with a spoofer to get around that. Yeah, that same thing with like IP banning and hardware
banning like it's another step that people have to go through but oh wait fuck
the wrong extract it's another step that people have to go through but it's it's just another step
that like a cheap provider will sell them a spoofer with their fucking cheat subscription you know
it's not really gonna stop people
anything I ever cheat on is my sister with my cousin
I thought that was a loud and all, but I don't know, they're good.
Holy MP7 accuracy.
Holy accuracy, god damn.
Why is there a cock and balls graffiti on the fucking gate?
Why is that there?
Why is that there?
That's not a spaceship, that's a deck.
I mean, I guess realism, yeah, look, I bet you if
Parkov happened in real life and there was a private military contractor war going on and an EMP that erupted
I'm pretty sure we would see Dick Raffiti
Almost positive we would see that
Pretty fucking realistic if you ask me
all righty
I don't have one.
the
of
I was experimenting with 75 I don't like it in this game you can't see well enough to or I can't at least I
Feel like I would have to put the monitor like inside of my eyeballs to be able to see pizza. Thank you so much brother
I don't know, maybe I got so used to playing this field of view in this game, but I like
lower field of view for sure in this game.
It definitely works better for me.
It might not work better for you, but for me, I like it.
I'll show you the faster the heads move, but the higher FOV you have the smaller heads are at the same time, right?
smaller but they're slower but they're smaller they're faster but they're bigger
I'm gonna be heading out of town and won't be around for Christmas so ho ho ho chat and tell me you're just a hoe
Happy holidays man, happy holidays. I'm a bit of a hoe, I care a lot about that, I'm a little bit of a hoe.
You know, if you play Tarkov and Stretchedrez, you need fucking help.
You need actual help.
Don't play Tarkov and Stretchedrez.
That's just like, why would you, why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Counter strike stretch is one thing, but Tarkov?
CS most pros moved on from 4-3. Did they? Wait, counter strike pros, don't you stretch
I'm pretty sure it's a legit advantage in that game, no?
try a raid on 16-10. It turns everything into ovals though. I don't want ovals. Zero prevents
and advantage. There's no way it's got to give you an advantage playing stretched and counter strike.
You actually want me to do 16-10.
I
Don't even notice a difference yet might even get a notice a difference
Of seven but not more ovals and oval team
More ovals and oval team
What's you chat?
Stop evil.
Hello?
At least 1610 for longer you won't go back.
You guys play every game in 1610?
Am I going to hate it at low field of view?
I play low field of view am I going to hate it.
Playing 69 420 I didn't see that res is an option how do I unlock that res.
I didn't see that one.
Thank you, tree kid.
Thank you, brother.
Hmm.
Oh, I do notice it's fatter.
It's fatter on 1610, yeah.
Yoteca is fatter
Everything looks fatter that's a rock looks fatter
I'm being survived now.
I
Bag of Dicks
What bled mother fucker
Hey
Is this your fucking warfare?
PASMESHESCHE, BLYAT!
Blyat, bitch, shit!
This is the present for you.
The hallways and dorms go a lot wider in 16 and 10, a lot wider, a lot wider.
I thought I'd be one.
You definitely can see a lot more, yeah, 16-10 res.
I was noticing on this peak here.
peak right here you could see a lot more on 1610.
A bag of Dicksline is insane every time long. How is the game today?
So far so good.
They should make a job application appear randomly of every ex-fame for people that don't use 16-9 to jump scare them.
Why cut huge?
I've tried 1610 right now to be fair though.
Everyone was telling me to try it, so I'm trying 1610 res
I have a keys.
With the gaming PC.
With the super red gamer PC.
That's like one mill.
Add a milli.
It's not worth all that much.
Vendor value.
All the lab's keycords are vendor value,
except black room probably right now.
I haven't found a black keycord in forever though.
I don't know what it's worth.
Alright.
I'm bringing in my gun.
I'm bringing in my gun.
All right, can I bring any of my keys so I can't lose the safes, one guy in dorms.
That's all.
Nothing too crazy.
We got to go to reserve again today reserve was kind of nuts last night
I was getting like wide what a seven and a seven kill rate yesterday I'm reserve oh
Oh no, the scab's dying, the barbed wire.
They got a seven kill raid.
I'll find the clue.
Fucking scab.
Fucking scab.
Got that Homer Simpson voice line.
Ahhhh!
Wait, I want to go to that. That sounds fun.
I need to prestige. Level 55.
Well, level 50 right now.
51.
What does it look like?
Ah.
Ah!
What's this guy with the lever action?
I mean, you must have just been getting shot at by a scab, right?
Oh, I just saw a guy in there.
fuck I'm in AIDS
oh mother fucker
th
th
th
th
You're dead.
You're dead.
He's getting shot outside now.
Yeah, fuck me up. I'm not going to lie.
He kind of fucked me up.
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a whole lot of scabs. There's a PMC somewhere but he probably ran. Yeah, he's flaring right
now. We just heard him. Yep.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Very Christmas to you daddy.
Alright, Miss, thank you, Zach.
Appreciate you brought up.
Eagle.
Hello Mr. Scab.
How you doing?
That one scared me.
That one scared me.
214.
Where you don't need that?
I do Psycho Sniper.
Typically factory, I didn't do it on factory this wipe.
I don't remember.
I think I just did it while I was doing some other bolt action quests.
The lever action made it really easy this way.
Backboard is usually not bad for it.
Just go in there with like an AXMC or something instead of Simon.
Helldivers 2 I'm actually never played Helldivers
I never played it
Let's think a good game
It's a good game to play for a couple hours with your friends and that's kind of it
I don't know. I never got it. I never caught on to it. Just went Tarko.
Planned Tarky Tark.
10th Joe.
That's cranked on.
I do this.
and
fire.
fire.
four.
four hours.
favorite gun. No, I really wasn't using it in all this wipe until the last couple days. It's been
treating me pretty well, but I ignored it for almost all of the wipe.
I used to use it a ton because the ammo availability for it was good, but buying
You're able to buy FMJ on the flea
Which now you can't but you still can get a lot of ammo for it
Just from the traders
So
I don't it's a good gun you have to hit that shots with it if you don't aim for the head with it. It's horrible
If you do aim for the head, it's good
Don't even bother using this gun if you're not trying to headshot everything with it.
child a little hello say what's up well reserve action maybe what's up
Okay, our keys, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good.
on the red key card. I don't need a flare, but let me grab one anyway. Oh, my dailies are back.
Oh, those are back fast. That was 24 hours. I guess I finished them really fast yesterday.
Oh, no, there's a weekly. 13 extracts through Pinewood Co-op. Yeah, that ain't happening.
We're not doing that.
that. get a little more than
50 meters. Nope, not doing that.
round 021 flare extracts. Oh, I'm
doing that.
scab camp co-op 14 times. What are
these fucking costs? It's
terrible. Four wrenches and six
Nope.
Lab sewage, 176,000 XP.
Nope.
This is killing all my money, probably.
Cliff descent reserve, 100.
Why am I getting such low XP?
Main elevator lab.
Shouldn't these be like 250?
Climbers trail shoreline.
Shouldn't these be like
250,000 xp for these and 76
scalf camp co-op bro this is deleting all my money like cliff descent reserve again
I'm just gonna keep it I'm just keeping it brother I'm just keeping it this is
insane. Oh, I had both of them for the same. Fuck, yeah. That was bullshit, though. All
right, well, looks like we're gonna be doing a whole lot of reserve. We have 16, 16 extracts
on reserve and cliff descent. All right, I got fucking scammed. He just knew, oh,
Tony's account yeah fuck him fuck him he doesn't need that he doesn't do that XP
you know that 500k XP from the week leave that give him 300 the dude sucks
but I mean at least we stacked them I have the same exact thing for both isn't
too bad. Rip 5 mil though on my weaklies. 5 million weaklies. Something light. Something
light.
Is that F?
Yeah.
Fuck that though.
Gaze.
C-R.
C-R.
Yeah, I'm not I'm also I don't care about the five mill. I'm not worried about the money at all in this game. I'm gonna have prestige and lose all the money anyway. I just need money to make it to prestige, which making money.
two prestige
Which making money this wipe has been really easy for me like really really easy I
Think I can transfer 45 Bitcoin with prestige I
Have a ton of I have like 40 bitcoins in my stash right now. I got a lot
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of
Okay, got it. And yeah, most people are five stacking labyrinth to get all their XP for prestige. I think that's boring as fuck. And I would rather, I would rather get that James Bond, not sack torture from that one movie that he was in.
five sack labyrinth with viewers for xp
Not that it's with viewers. It's just I would rather like that just sounds fucking boring dude
Yeah, I want the casino Royale James Bond ball sack pendulum
Orcher with the fucking wicker basket chair
Give me that over motherfucking PvE labyrinth farming fuck that
You know now that I think about it, I do feel a little itch down there.
Why don't you mention it?
A little bit of an itch.
What's that from Goldfinger or what Goldfinger is a old Bond movie?
Returns the naked lady into a golden statue.
It's not a scene from Goldfinger where he goes into the hotel room and the naked lady
He's just goldified on the on the bed.
That Sean Connery game is on Goldfinger.
That was right.
of
Oh, the first guy lagged the right way now, uh, ran by.
I gonna fucking kill you!
Here's the present for you, Dalbayev!
Piece of shit, kusok, gov'nat!
I don't know what the other guy want.
Yeah, bud! No!
You're good, you're good!
Come on, come on!
I'm fucking ready for you!
That son of a...
Ah, blyat, you son of a...
fuck you nashho, blyat, bitch, I told you everything, fuck off
the floor above me.
you motherfucking a**hole
oh my oh my
you motherfucking aliyet whatever that is what's an aliyet who's rushing
what's an aliyet
Oh Len, wait he says an old Len, he doesn't say old Len, he says Aliette, he says Aliette,
what are you talking about?
Oh, when he says out yet, he is yeah, oh, yeah, oh, it's an old, yeah, they call them
a year.
Why is he calling them a year?
I have no idea why he would be calling them a deal.
What the fuck would you call some kind of deer?
Hey you stupid deer!
Yeah, Bambi looking ass fuck you!
You stupid deer!
Alright, good insult.
I'll be able to donkeys.
Man, I don't call people donkeys.
I don't call people say, hey, you're an ass.
I say you're an asshole, but that's different than a donkey.
Right?
Like a donkey's an ass.
An asshole is a little bit different than that.
I'm 1610.
It is a lot easier to say.
I'll give you that.
Just follow me for a loop because everything's a little bit like discombobulated.
It is easier to say.
We're sure.
Yeah.
How many, um, what are you, Mark, or am I going to open with no, uh, with no, uh,
I've opened up so many of them and there's no Vishaladal.
Well, I've got the streets. I've opened up hive on the streets. I'll have to do my oh,
there was shooting here before I have to do my weekly. Well, I don't have to do it right
now. We have a week to do it, but I have to get a lot of extracts on reserve through
the cliff descent extract.
Relax room is high.
We know when you open it and it says high on the sign.
I don't know.
I call it relax.
We called it high.
And so I rolled with it.
I just rolled with it.
I don't want to call a guy out or anything.
Potato potato?
Now if you call a potato a potato,
you're a fucking idiot.
And there's no potato potato tomato potato potato potato.
get a tomato here.
The money's over there.
Top chat, suck, bleep, tell me a potato, tomato.
Oh, I missed him.
No!
I had him!
Fuckin' Sucker!
Well, sure, okay.
Wait, did I kill that guy at the end?
I killed that guy at the end.
I'll get fucking pissed on.
heard i killed that guy
smoked them there was two of them yeah i didn't realize there were two i thought
i thought the first guy
i thought the first guy got away and it was just one man or at least one man
it was two men and one died the other one ran
worried blood out you might have bled out
You could have died while running like a bitch.
I'm rushing.
There's only slurs in this game with twitch doesn't to us son.
It's because twitch doesn't really give a fuck what is on your screen.
If it's in a video game, like you're allowed to have nudity and shit on
the screen on your stream.
If it's in the game.
I think as long as it's not the like focus of the game, it's allowed
Something like that or if you're in a hot tub. Yeah, if you're in a hot tub, then you could do anything
You can even give birth
You give birth on twitch if there's a kiddie pool involved
Let's get it on.
Safe in the road, on customs in between construction and the hill to dorms.
There's a car with a safe outside of it.
That if you loop that, you're an actual psychopath, but there is a safe there.
50 big ones. Thank you for the
50 minutes. Thank you.
Oh,
Oh,
there's also a safe in the street on streets outside of
relax room aka Hive.
the room formerly known as relax room now called hives
but I think you're out of your mind if you move those safes just like hey I'm not in the open looting a safe don't kill me please
the
that's all more more right
Oh, a band is this dream wake? Dream wake aka guitars and saxophone wake?
Did they fix the bug with the screen up?
What bug?
There's a bug.
There's a bug if I pull this up.
Rod stream set up during the winter I didn't shoot him in 2013 well you
didn't have been streaming since 2013 I wish that was right out of high school
I was going to college, I was in college in 2013.
These guys, I don't know why they've been loading into my raids, man.
I actually don't even know why they've all been loading into my raids.
Like, why are you even in here with me?
This is the big leagues.
You belong in the little leagues.
Go back to T-Ball Sport.
Hold on I did not study marketing college hold on
No, hold on. I did not have a marketing degree by man
Hold the fucking phone
Now in hindsight, I should have that's why the ladies were they were not in my mechanical engineering classes
They were in the marketing classes, but I do not have a marketing
There were ladies in finance, but very few.
Finances are very mal-dominated.
I mean, I'm sure it's not as much as, maybe it's different now.
It's not as much as engineering was, but it's definitely more of a mal-dominated major.
mechanical engineering I think there were like two females in my graduating class
Oh my god, I think there's actually two.
And P-72, that's gun.
Apparently not.
I thought I could shoot that guy, but...
Apparently not.
I don't know what I was shooting, is backpack?
I
Was a shooting his backpack I don't really know
I thought it was his head. I'm kind of he was peeking me
I have no idea I don't know what I was shooting at
I
Actually do not know what you are shooting at. It ain't about helmet on
I didn't unlock the AK-50, no, no, I didn't think I would be working on prestige just
long. Maybe I should have. I didn't think it would take this long, but I didn't unlock it.
That's fine though.
White excellent.
Gotta figure out what gum we're about to rock here.
Try the MDR with that new shit.
That new new.
One of these things got a slap, right?
Okay, Mag. Yep, 25 round is the expensive.
a lot of money those things
let's see if it's any good though
Well that thing is moving like me in the club on a Tuesday night.
Shit.
Shit, dawg.
Shit.
That thing fucking sucks ass.
Like, not good ass.
kind of ass that looks like cozy shack rice pudding. That kind of
ask. That cozy shack ass, you feel me?
That bad ass.
Well, they can't really wait for run this thing loud for
getting it down there.
Get it down and dirty
So about that
Know about that
But you know about that
I'm sick with the sick spear.
Without hybrid ammo, it's not good.
No good without hybrid ammo.
I'm not sure gear because I'm
not getting it back probably
and even if I do I don't care
about it.
I don't care about it.
I have plenty of gear.
I have plenty of gear and by the time I get it back I won't have room for it, so.
I'm completing the guide transit, transit everywhere, it's fast, it's fast, it's fast,
It's faster and you can take easier extracts by transiting and it counts as surviving when you transit.
That is their way.
That is their way.
not work on a different ending. I'm working on just prestigeing so that I can do another
ending although technically you can do another ending without
prestigeing but what's the point like you have to restart your account so I
may as well prestige and then restart my account
otherwise I don't really see why you don't want to do that
you're playing the game that much you may as well prestige
We know if these backgrounds are still bugged, I want to use my nice background, but they're
still bugged allegedly
you get a, yeah you get a FPS loss
for the animated backgrounds
which is dumb
You get FPS loss
Thank you, Kai
Thank you, sir, and thank you Tyler. Thank you Jason. Thank you Silvo
Thank you fellas
People downstairs
What?
What?
What?
What?
There was like seven headshots in there. There's no way you that was actually like seven headshots
No, that's fucking crazy
That's legit robbery I shot that guy so many times in the head
Well, there's no fucking way
I
Don't mind that that is not real that shit ain't real
Just fucking background. I just turned on I knew it
That is not real
That ain't real
of
.
.
.
.
.
I changed my servers.
you
less than three
the jelmet
now once again that will actually kill shit
from CX.
Maybe we get offered a reserve for the time being.
It's not being kind to me.
I'm going to change my servers though, let's try, what's your need for prestige, try this,
level 55 level 55
well fuck tonnexp
a lot a lot a lot of xp
I'll pick it again will load
load.
Let's try this.
You
Wow, we bought
I need something to eat man. I need something to eat.
my cat after this ride too. He's not feeling so hot today.
five hundred and sixty thousand xp I should be getting my dailies here soon I got weeklies
back but I didn't get my dailies yet I should have those shortly
thank
I think it's like
should
there is anything to the prime man. Thank you brother
barbecue bonus spare ribs. I love bonus spare ribs but I
I think it's dolphin meat or like raccoon elbow meat. I
I find it hard to believe that that's actual meat.
Take my prime.
Thanks, soldier.
I don't trust it.
What's that, raccoon elbow meat?
Raccoon elbow meat.
You like elbow meat, it's pretty good.
pretty good I just don't see how they're getting like I don't what even is
spare rib wire they're not bones in it what do you think of the X17 rifle in
here also what question haven't used it all right 1080 a1 in height out I don't
know and I haven't used the X17 but go to the wiki it should tell you on the
The wiki knows all the meat between the ribs. Isn't that just the red meat? Isn't the meat
between the ribs the rib meat
I
Like oh, that's not sure
If you deboned ribs there would be like the hole for the rib in it you would see it
It wouldn't be like a solid chunk of meat
That shit ain't deboned
Oh, it's raccoon meat
Elbow meat
7.
Melmo?
I think you missed the Melmo.
It's bright.
It's very, very bright.
It's very very bright.
How about your meat?
Ow. Bad.
of
the fall of one
Of course, there's some old bitch hiding in there, but also I have no idea if I actually
16 by 10 crap. I think I might turn it off.
Just disorienting.
I don't know, it just looks weird.
It doesn't look in the shapes of things, like it just doesn't look natural. I don't know.
people
so everyone's just wearing to gilla masks and eating a million headshots
everyone's just literally wearing to gilla masks
I guess I'm gonna wear one
Yeah, I shot him in the head at like at least once it's just everyone's wearing to Jill helmets
In 68
It's lame.
It's lame.
the
Oh, you slow.
I don't know what to do with it.
What do I do? Everyone has a Tijela mask.
to
everybody
I
Everybody's going to the party
Alrighty
Let's see how this shit goes
I'm gonna check on my cat, he's not feeling well,
hold up, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know where my cat is so I'm gonna go and continue to search for him but I have
No idea where the fuck he had so long.
you
you
you
All right, I found him. He's hiding under my bed. How am I not a raid yet? What is
happening?
I don't understand. This game is cooked today.
This game is cooked today.
I can't feel good. You got a shot.
And I guess he doesn't feel good after the shot.
I don't know, I'm never giving him one again.
Fucking rabies vaccine.
And I'm not giving him one again.
He'll be fine.
He will be fine.
Okay, we're finally in and I gotta do- okay, something is up with this game and giving
me the literal worst spawns imaginable yesterday and today, but holy fuck, my spawnmuck was
terrible.
It's so bad.
I spawned Triler Park and here, like, non-stop.
I'm a common interchange.
Nobody came out that way. It looks like.
It looks like it.
I'm left.
Hello?
I don't care, I don't know.
Really, a muscular toes.
I suppose you can. I suppose that you can.
Shit. I'm okay. God damn it. No, I don't work on my toes at the gym. Should I get
their shoes with the little toe holes, the toe fingers on them.
No shoes where it's like gloves, but for your feet, the ninja shoes.
No, no, ninja shoes only have one toe crevice.
These have a crevice between every toe.
issues have your thumbtale and the other one separated, right?
There's how it is.
Ninja foot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ninja foot, see?
That's a ninja foot.
Dude, that doesn't look right.
What the fuck is that, bro?
Who's fucking feet are those?
Oh my god.
Who's fucking feet are those?
Looks like a reptile of some sort.
got that reptilian foot. The oven mitts for feet. The oven mitts on your feet.
All right, let's keep going.
All right, that's what Mark Zuckerberg's reptile feet look like.
I've got a long way to get to Caban now.
I've got a long way to get to Kaban.
A long way.
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.
The Tate fight surprised me.
Surprised me how fucking boring it was.
I thought he was gonna win, to be honest.
I was a bit surprised that he didn't win. I mean I said we watched it on stream but we like
it commentated on stream. He was the better like technical fighter. He was better than
the other guy is striking and like movement and shit but his cardio is dog shit he's been
smoking one too many Romanian cigars
I'm getting out of the way of the anime uppercut, yeah but that's because he was gassed from
cardio.
You couldn't even get out of the way of an uppercut, bro.
You couldn't even fucking move or swing his arms like after three rounds.
Finally, no Tijela helmet.
but everyone I'm running into today is just like juiced
like mega fucking juiced
through the way. I'm using M80s. Yeah.
I'll make SNB and go, where the fuck did he get all that?
Alright, how the fuck is that dude? Something's not right with this guy.
How is that guy still alive?
That's a ps12b from an a12 and it's a naked scab
How is he not dead?
It's up to day working today
So and ain't right
But then that's not how it's supposed to go
So, server's ass, the servers are ass.
This wipe, honestly, the server performance is pitiful.
I think you should be embarrassed
about how the servers are running this way.
They're really fucking bad.
They're horrible.
Did I have actual zero fucking frames here?
That's a scab.
Oh, scabs?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
He's prone?
He's fucked up is what he is what the hell is like I didn't just like was he looting
I've been losing them hard on there maybe
What's on there? Dude, I'm gonna...
Oh, come on.
Unforge.
Unforge!
rabbit's helmet
how about instead of working on a prestige you work on publishing an
omnivance Tony
what if I am
What if I am?
And you are a real, you are a real fan. You would have already found the only fans.
She's not a real fan.
Fake fan.
Full Gazy fan.
Pshh.
Pshh.
of
the
of
the
Check for Calante, but I think that guy that I killed he won MBD so he would have killed Calante already
VP's riddled 8,000 hour chads. There's a lot of high-hour gamers in PvP
I'm telling you they should have never there was actually a bad idea for BSU to add the
profile the game you should never done that they literally should have never
done that they actually shot themselves in the foot doing that overall negative
for the game easy cheater detect it's not and all it does is piss people off
and you view their account.
It's not an easy cheater to detect, unless they're really blatant about it, but most people
that are cheating and trying to hide it, they have like padded stats on their profile to
make it look more legit. The only thing that happens is people see some guy with a million
hours that sweats the fuck out of the game, kill them, and they go, wow this game sucks,
guy with eight thousand hours just killed me fuck this or they look at an
account and people don't realize how KD works in this game like what the fuck
this guy is the 10 KD was cheating
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
The steam winter sails to our greedy boys and sisters.
Got him.
Alright, well, I threw a native leg.
We killed him, we killed him.
This is a bean saver.
Bean sees.
I don't have one anymore, to be honest.
Most of the maps I have issues with now.
Whether it's like layout or performance, but like, I don't know if I need that, I'm being honest.
They're not bad or anything, it's just I don't love any of them.
Or they just run like shit.
Like Streets is probably the best map in the game, but it runs like shit.
Yeah, in terms of the actual map though, it shrinks is really safe, but man it does not
run well.
I do not.
Trumpaker.
It's all your last words.
the
hits from the bomb
the
and
the
What's it's do baby what it do what it do it's doing it's doing
I don't have anything anymore, I don't think.
that's all parts
fuck
One, two, three, a couple of nades, good, got to repair my shit as well, repair, it's
So, I'll be down from here.
All righty, I'm going to change my servers too.
One's not really working for us today.
I'm just changing up. I'll load out a little bit as well.
Try something else.
You clean your guns. That's crazy. I think ultrasonic little I don't even clean them, bro
I don't know what to do.
Locked on their own.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Alrighty.
God games restarted we're killing
The Knights
Yes, I have some nights
Overrated as fuck if I'm being honest
I'm being honest overrated as fuck
I mean, they're good, but they're overrated people
Turned into like a little club of people on the internet. Oh my nice arm and oh, I have nights I'm better than you type shit, you know
can.
Yeah.
Oh.
I didn't know one of those because it used to be hard to get.
matching, matching, matching.
This is going to turn off the screen. We're covered up like this.
On delivery. I saw that thing. It does look quite nice.
look quite nice that thing looks quite nice but how many fucking ars do I need to own you know
how many do I need to own they're all more or less the same
rough flare that's okay because we're not going to a place in the flare we're going to reserve
and I just spoiled my cue as well.
I knew this game is not functioning today. The matchmaking is totally screwed. Totally
screwed today. Today, well, the matchmaking yesterday was fine. Today, it's like long
know
Jack PSA has awesome holiday sales right now just FYI
Who they don't don't tempt me no actually I don't own anything PSA but don't tempt me
Anyway, I don't need a shop right now
I'd fucking do not need to shop right now
I don't want to shop.
I
Must shop I did shop recently I don't need to shop more I
I
Don't need to be tempted into more. I have already made poor financial decisions recently
Don't need more do not tempt me
I
Can copy since 1.0 doesn't seem real. That's all I said
How did they sell a million copies since 1.0?
That's what they're saying, but I don't
like how does that
How does the mass mass? Oh my god, it's
I don't see how the math maths with the player count.
I mean you would think most of their cells were on...
I don't know what the actual fuck is going on.
What the fuck is going on?
That guy definitely spawned there.
I'm not expecting a player in there.
Okay, so what does it say?
Yeah, you think most of the purchases would be on Steam?
So then the Steam player count would be higher if they had a million purchases.
But there's no way that they release the game on Steam and a million people buy it on the
about stick games website over speed right like no way
Yeah, that's Russian propaganda.
Sounds like some KGB activity.
I don't know why they would lie, but I also just, I don't see how the numbers work out.
A game with a million copies sold would it have 20k concurrent on Steam?
That doesn't sound right.
I don't actually know, but that sounds odd.
I can't move, that's a proper... that's fucking awkward, I can't move.
just a bunch of
Caps
We got caps
Ones in the building across from us with an MP7
Thank you.
Thank you.
LCD.
That's my saliva.
It's 80.
I made it to the Arc Raiders cell.
I am no clue.
How many copies did Arc Raiders sell?
Well, well, well we're getting close to the big four years
Yes, we are dad's results several million copies
What am I going to do about that guy in that building?
shit probably. Arc Raiders had to have sold more than 4 million copies, right? It had
to them. So our graders said a month ago they sold 4 million and the key to
saying that they sold a million since 1.0 no fucking way. No fucking way bro.
That's cat. Is that is that our graders 4 million is that including
consoles too. A million copies ever? Absolutely. Since 1.0 release? Absolutely not. There's
There's no fucking way.
How could that possibly be?
Look at their post, their post said one million copies sold since 1.0. I believe they sold
a million over the lifetime of the game for sure.
That's right.
There I'm doing.
dead
The power's not on, which is odd.
What's the power not on?
Baaad.
B-b-b-b-b-b-bad.
That was awkward.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Just fucking die you fucking shit!
He's running away.
Yeah this game is actually not even real bro, you can just teleport.
It's not even real, I would have killed that guy.
I'm gonna kill him.
He looted his front-end.
Wow, what a pussy.
I don't think I'm gonna find him.
He's gonna be gone.
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
here under the surgery, is upstairs above me?
GGs. Okay. I met him twice at the end there.
I hit him twice
Orax upper back what I have over I wish my CBJ did that
Yeah, there's a lot of desync there. I mean, we watched the guy teleport in midair as
I shot him so there's that I shouldn't have let him swing me because I knew that there's
some fuckery going on those games I mess right now servers are really bad today are very
He's getting very bad tonight.
Mmm.
That's chaos.
My dailies.
What are my dailies?
I'm an APMC operatives.
Flakes drive me morphs key taxi. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not eliminate scabs and rgd 5.
8 p.m. C's easy
May p.m. C's of the thorax or stomach shot on factory
Courtyard extract nope
Flare why don't I keep getting the same like
Made scabs from less than 20 meters on woods XPs at 45,000 okay
To factory we go.
To factory we go.
Borax or stomach shot sounds like the job
for the Ash 12 again.
Sounds like Ash 12 duty.
You're all done.
I'm gonna change this armor out we're gonna get one of these guys some neck
protection may come in handy probably won't but you never know you never know
I would have eight kills on here.
Eight PMCs, thorax or stomach shot.
Alright, I'm around the bathroom all up.
you
you
you
All right.
I don't know what the fuck are you listening to to be honest.
Haaaaaa.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
the
the
It's just an ear, just a foot.
Unless you have some mangled up, you know, Sasquatch looking hobbit toes, then it's just
a foot.
I hear the enemy there.
of
of
of
of
of
watch where you're running partner
What the fuck?
Is this my what?
Is this my what?
Is that my ass 12?
Pound it on your chest?
That it ends!
I just need to survive this.
I'm not going to go out there, we don't need to loot that guy.
Hey, I don't need to loot that guy.
Which is the scoutington.
One and one in Blyat.
One in one in Blyat.
One.
That was a far grenade. Where was that? Medical?
of
the
of
open. No. I don't know where that day was then. Let me just reset from back. I think
That door's supposed to be shut.
Forklifts?
Yeah, maybe.
That's not where the nades sounded like though,
but I don't want to go down by forklifts.
That's a bad place to go on this map.
I don't spawn there.
I don't like to go over there.
Bad things happen by forklifts.
Bad things.
B-b-b-b-b-b-bad things happen over there.
I'm going to do the first thing.
I need Thorax kills right now which is why I grabbed the Ash 12.
sort of spam labyrinth for XP you know what spamming labyrinth for XP would be
boring as fuck nobody wants to watch that I don't want to do that that would be
terrible I wouldn't subject you guys to that kind of torture I am a benevolent
leader I am a benevolent God I would never do that to my subjects
and
and
and
and
and
and
I believe we are good. Oh, I don't have a factory. Let me grab that. Let me grab that.
Yes, only five more. We got three there, right? Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
We will sprint and aim on continuous because of sprint delay. I've tried changing aim to hold it.
No, not continuous press and it didn't fix it. So
Not accurate, I don't know maybe I'm wrong, but I tried it I
Tried it didn't work for me maybe it's changed recently. I tried it like a few weeks ago
I tried it a couple weeks ago.
moment I typically play alone yes rarely I'll duo rarely not that I don't like
playing as a duo it's just I don't like streaming as a duo necessarily but it
depends it can be fun
I
Yeah, buddy yeah, buddy
I'm not ready.
Oh my fucking god that did so much fucking damage to me what the...
Ah okay we're leaving, ready?
You guys later, I killed him but he did like 900 million damage to me.
I don't know what that was, a shotgun?
Magnum Buck or something?
I don't know.
That did so much fucking damage.
I don't think it was a KS.
Could have been.
I didn't hear it shoot, so I'm assuming
silence shotgun. I have no clue but my HP went from 400 to 10. Really fucking fast.
That was two shots of AP 20. Okay.
Two shots of AP 20 did that.
Stomach leg.
That was a quick raid. That's a really fucking quick raid.
and
at least got the
oracle and one for its skills
and I get it
yes we did the oracle action there all right
Okay, all right, well, back in the queue, back to the queue we go, fastest raid in the
west fastest raid in the west
update on that very good
I just feel like.
Very good.
Very good.
All is going well.
Don't use the double shot function on the double barrel. It doesn't work.
They don't shoot. It doesn't shoot both barrels at once. It's one and then the other and it shoots
like, it doesn't shoot both at the same spot. It shoots one where you're aiming and then one
really high. It's really, really bad. Yeah, but shot both at once. It would maybe be somewhat
Okay, but it doesn't.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
That reminds me, I gotta check on my cat.
that the saber, he got a shot and he's not feeling well today.
Last I saw him, he was under my bed and then he was on top of my bed napping.
So, I'm going to go check on him in a bit, make sure he's drinking water and doing all the things he needs to be doing.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
I
Wow
Yeah, he got shot in a turf war gang fight
There's blasts and fools with that blicky.
There's shicko in sideways.
And it's one.
minus one
hope the raids are going well
I wanted to know what your thoughts were on the level restrictions on the free markets
I don't love them, but they haven't really affected me much as I out leveled it for now.
Let's make it go.
I just, as soon as I run into him, hopefully that stomach shot him.
Stomach shot him, I think I did.
I've got four kills right now six.
I need that kill. He's naked.
There's a pistol. Get back here.
Oh, that was a headshot.
Whoops.
does everyone just get those masks from the arena? that's kinda broken if you get the level 4 mask or from breath i mean
of
I
Have a night
Probably the whole map it might be one more guy
a lot of kills though there's like one or two dead bodies and I came up the
stairs as well I'm gonna assume it's basically everyone
maybe one more player perhaps
perhaps
I think I missed him. No, I just killed him. I wasn't a good guy. It was bad. It was naked
And then he picked up the gear from the other kill that I have.
100 Hour Timmy here, what would you recommend our good habits to develop early on in my
I'd say yeah, don't be greedy as one
Chad always yells at me for not looting bodies that I kill
But a lot of the time I won't loot a body because it's just
Like not in cover and I will probably die looting it
Just I guess that's a good one. I don't be greedy. It's not worth dying
I weren't losing your gear to maybe get some other dudes gear that probably is worse than your gear a lot of time
I'm trying not to think of like basic ass shit though
Many of you have trash gear then that's one thing but
still dying is expensive
I guess playing around right hand angles too
I mean I think it's like kind of, maybe it's not obvious if you're a doer or do the game
but right hand peeking is better than left hand peeking so
try and always fight from a right hand peek if possible
You'll win more of your fights on right hand and left.
Shoulder swap, shoulder swap sucks.
I don't shoulder swap.
Never use it.
Don't repeat AI. Don't don't repeat AI is a good one. That's one as well. Make it some food. Fucking starving guys.
I'm fucking starving man.
What shall I get?
My name is
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
20 hours for rice and chicken.
All it is a little pricey these days, but it also is good.
And I do like me some rice and chicken.
A French dip sandwich.
What do I get that from?
I don't know what sounds good, though.
Jersey Mike's number nine, what is that?
I said Jersey Mike's number nine.
How the fuck even is Jersey Mike's?
I'm looking number seven number of the club supreme roast beef turkey Swiss bacon and mayo
Onions less tomato vinegar oil oregano and salt
And that does sound fire as fuck
fuck.
Number nine, Mike's way. Which way is Mike's way?
Who is Mike? Or who's Jersey Mike, I suppose.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I just heard something.
There's someone that's near me over there, I don't know where though.
You're a bitch!
What's going on?
What the fuck are you doing?
What's your fucking problem?
Hold it, you bastard!
Give it to me!
Oh, my fucking problem, man.
Okay.
the
He better have level 6 plates on.
This guy doesn't have level six plates, he's a tank, he does.
They'll say he was eating, bro.
Alright, we got our last kill here.
I still need more.
don't need more PMC kills, we need like six more, but I also have to kill Skav some boys,
so I think we're gonna go boys. Remember what I said, I fucking heard a guy over here?
Remember what I said that? I was like, I heard a guy over here, I don't know where he is.
Oh
Holy shit IP armor
RIP armor
All right, am I wearing this fucking sandwich how do I get a bigger one?
Why are there so many fucking options on it?
is giant because they put all extra both what the fuck are they bacon lettuce
mayo olive oil onions oregano pizza red wine vinegar salt tomatoes a less say
A less.
Say less.
Level six plates, level six plates, level six, level six.
Let me 5581.
I was actually like really fucking good.
Hmm.
Not long.
Oh.
77,000.
I
Did I not finish the other one on factory what? Oh
That wasn't a thorax or stomach shot. Oh we have to go back
Not done how would both of those kills not thorax or stomach shots with the back
All of those were
Let's go one thorax or stomach kill hope. I would hope we get it done this red
I would hopefully do
Oh
Red shot chili pep what up? It's red shot chili pep
184
I
One Moe
I'm gonna go fuck it
All right, guys, when are we meeting up for the the the revolution the revolution meeting for the
Dapstein files, what are we when we're all getting together for that? We settle on a date and time
I don't get the memo. I don't
know. I had a request access to
the Facebook group again.
January 6th. Oh, shit.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no. January 6th. Electric
They redo. Oh my. Oh my god.
Bro, honestly, it's such bullshit. They declassify documents and they release
documents that are black rectangles because they redacted everything from the document.
like it bro I can't man I can't
should be illegal yeah we used to have a fucking revolution for shit like that
Pussies now man, what's happening?
What's your pussies now?
They're all in bed together, I mean literally they're in bed together we've seen we I think that's all been aired out
They're in bed together who quite literally
I
The wipe the wipe of the Tijila helmets
The wipe of the Tijila helmets
Okay, so I'm extracted already to all right. I've got a shit done. We're good
Mm-hmm outbound out
We're good get us out of here and you walk away nothing more to say
500 armor damage holy shit 500 armor damage god
God, but God, unringed stream when, when it becomes profitable to do so.
Like I would, but if I did how I wanted to do it, it would just be too expensive to do, honestly.
Unless I did like a two hour stream, maybe, but then I don't really see the point.
I don't think you can even have ammo sponsors on twitch. I mean you're not allowed to have any firearm sponsors
I'm I assume that applies to ammo sponsors
I assume.
Best you ever have.
I don't know.
Maybe I should do one sometime.
I have to get the like IRL bag or whatever the fuck people use for it would be pretty cool
It would be pretty cool
I have to find us.
There's some logistical things that would have to happen to do it, but I guess like
I'd do it.
It would just cost a lot of fucking money.
I
Mean is it worst case we could do it on kick like I'm streaming on kick now. They're fine with that
Worst case scenario you guys go to kick and we do it there
It's just that again the
I don't know. There are some
logistical issues with doing it
still.
At least they do it the way I
would want to do it. Had to
share this pain with someone
went into to terminal thought
through and finally on my
seventh attempt I made it to
extract and I forgot to pick
up the Kerman case.
Man
We're made of work well
That's what I said if I want to do it the way that I would want to do it
I wouldn't want to just go like oh, hey, I'm just gonna fucking I
Would want to do cool shit. Okay is what I'm saying. I
Would want to do cool shit
I want to have 60 acts, I don't need 60 acts.
Wait, how do you break a rifle?
How do you break a rifle?
Scams less than 20 meters on woods.
We have to go four PMCs, okay.
What's going on the level?
Oh, the drillers.
Swapped the grip and the safety came out.
That's not breaking it though.
The selector D10 will fall out because it's spring loaded when you remove the pistol grip on an AR.
The D10 that locks the selector in each space is held in by the pistol grip in a spring.
So you just have to buy it. If you lost the D10 in the spring,
The safety doesn't just fall out, though.
Yeah, shouldn't.
The trigger pin should hold it.
The detent fell out and they can't figure it out.
Does he have the detent in the spring?
It's literally a spring and a little metal nub.
And the metal nub goes in and then you put the spring behind it and then you compress it with the pistol grip
and then you tighten the
screw for the grip
That
Got a catastrophic failure with ammo not catastrophic, but I've had ammo blow up in guns before fuck. Yeah
I
Had a round blow-up in my P90
What else happened recently?
One blow-up in the org do
And just shot powder everywhere
there. Nothing happened. It's just like, there's just shitty ammo, the powder exploded
everywhere.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Mm.
Oh.
My neck.
It's my sandwich.
Under the MP7.
The PP-19.
9 millimeter AK submachine gun essentially.
Imagine AK but 9 millimeter and a little bit different internally because it's
not piston driven.
I didn't want you anymore.
Let me in!
you
All right, we need a 16 a sky from a very close distance
Or over here.
I don't know what's different in the snow.
The hunting game.
Just hogs and coyotes.
Other than that, nothing.
Well, I guess I have shot beavers before
I've gotten beavers before
Like literal beaver
Metaphorical actually I guess literal and metaphorical beaver
by beaver because
if you
Own land and you have a creek or a pond on it and there is beaver activity there
Beavers are probably the most destructive animal to a piece of land that could ever go there
They will absolutely destroy everything
So one thing they do is beavers build dams they dam any streams with run anything with running water
they dam up which causes one of the animals and everything else around and
and like wildlife to die or to leave because there's no running water caused
a lot of erosion and then they also they dig their little beaver dens on the
edges of like ponds and stuff and streams as well and they dig out all these
tunnels and eventually that lands a road and it just like completely destroys
everything. They cut down trees and they just destroy land. They destroy land and it hurts all
the other like if you have crops or um like other wildlife on your property that's really bad for
or they're very, very destructive.
Most people that have like a farm or something,
they are like land that they do not want
any fucking beavers there.
They want him gone.
I love these beavers, and you guys love them, you guys like hogs too, don't you?
of hodds and beavers
Where are my damn scabs at?
I'm looking for the damn scabs.
Where the fuck are they at?
Where are my scabs?
Well, I didn't say- yeah, I didn't say I want to make beavers extinct.
have shot a beaver before. Shot and or stab, depending on how you look at it.
I don't know, I didn't eat it.
Ah, okay.
Going over some of your heads, okay.
Going over some of your heads.
I wish we had a millage for scams.
maybe we ought to go to the village
Oh, I think Jersey Mike is here with my sandwich.
Looks like it.
Mr. Mike.
Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike.
Oh, it's fast?
Not fast, it's like 30 minutes?
Oh, f**k, motherfucker!
Oh, f**k!
Oh, f**k!
Test drive test drive. Oh, he's doing test drive. Why is he doing test drive with that helmet on?
He's got a TT suppressor. What bliet, muzzaf?
How's that fucker?
Did he suppress her? Yeah, that guy was wearing a bra.
That gun is just straight dog shit.
That gun is just straight dog shit.
I have eight headcount on that gun.
That gun is just ass.
Yep, that thing is just ass.
It's just bad.
I don't know, I couldn't explain it to you.
I
Had eight heck out or nine heck out and I shot that other guy once and that was it
All right every reason I got again I've learned my lesson I
Should have learned it sooner because I know that the gun sucks, but it's fun to use when it works
But that's just that ain't it chief that ain't it chief
That ain't it chief
That ain't it
and
I'm going to retire the TKP day I have tried to like it and it is just not at the move.
I have tried and tried again, but I have failed you.
I'm going to start my game, too.
I'm going to give a little restart.
the
time six to eight hours of swipe
now seven six to thirty nine sucks in this game as for a while
it's actually a really bad spot now
It's not good
I'm going to shoot
I mean, okay, I'll see if you have MAI APM of that it's gross but
Even BPM was pretty bad. Let me go grab my food on
you
you
you
you
you
the
Holy shit.
Okay.
Well, I'll have fuel for later.
Wait, it's greasy though.
So greasy.
I didn't cut the bread all the way through.
a bad
They put any more oil on that sandwich the fucking United States would come in and fade Jersey Mike's
We'd be doing drone strikes at Jersey Mike's man
Mr. Mike we hear you are harboring weapons of mass destruction
We're now going to drone strike you, repeatedly.
The time has come, Mr. Mike.
Come on, let's scous, we can scous in here.
I
Wow crow
Corral
And we're just pretty good. Honestly, they pull up more salt on the sandwich though
But a little lack of salt
A tiny bit less oil and a tiny bit more salt.
Looks like I'm going to grab some salt.
Where are the scabs on woods?
What is this?
Should have wrote on the order how I wanted it.
I thought Mike's way would be the way.
That is a pretty good way though. It's a good sandwich.
I don't see any scabs and it is confusing me.
I need 16 scabs, not the number 42, what's the number 42?
I don't know, I heard number 9, I looked at it and I was like that sounds good, let's
It's got to hell with him.
Oh, there's no scabs.
No scabs anywhere.
I'm not supposed to find these guys.
Oh
There
Go to village, wrap around the village I guess.
I don't think this quest is even worth the amount of XP that it's going to give me.
This shouldn't take this long, but it is.
one raid
Checking by this bunker here is usually a couple of scabs, found these parts.
I'm convinced scabs are just not spawning.
What is this?
Oh, fuck the Dalby.
It sucks and this quest is 45,000 XP
Not working out for us
The scabs they went south for winter
They might have
I'm almost here.
All right.
Wow then.
scab bunker we go I suppose.
I don't see any scabs that scab bunker is going to
We roll this quest.
That's just really lame.
And it's killing the scabs.
Like, those are my scabs.
What up? Thank you, Cyclops. How you doing, bro?
How you doing?
is that? that's not the goons, is it?
Is that the goons?
The one like DMR, that gun.
of
the
death of
death
of
I'll get him.
I think you ran away.
No sense in chasing him, that's not going to go well.
I'm just thinking of 33 months. Thank you very much brother.
Where's this scab that was over here?
This is a damn scab.
Oh, fuck is he?
and
have
,
and
that sounds like two people up there
My fucking throat.
Eat bag of dicks, you shit!
Oh, dammage, what the fuck was he shooting there with?
Dude, that was so much fucking dammage.
Killed them all, the scabs, oh man.
They killed them all.
They fucking killed them all.
that's a strong fence that's that Russian I Russian fence Russian chain link
This fence is strong.
It's made out of stilineum, that's stilineum, that's a strong material right there.
the
You are the master!
God, you can't shoot through the fence!
You literally can't shoot through the fence!
Why?
I am out of energy there should be some food next to us there.
This is a half stone. This guy's gone.
It's a shell.
Something here's got to have food. This is a food crate.
I'm not mistaken.
There we go. All the snacks you could ever want.
I need more salads.
be careful that other guy that I shot at that was behind us not sure where he went to
Awe dog and a can of peas, what's wrong with that?
Here's a spoon at least.
These are good.
He's so dumb.
He's over dogs, thank you very much.
Who kills do I need for this?
Oh my god, 11 more.
I had them off, those guys didn't kill them.
Stole my scapules.
storm is here as well.
P.
Oh, VP.
Alright.
To the scab house we go.
I have an FRT in my vector.
No, because it's a machine gun.
I wouldn't make any sense.
I wouldn't really make a whole lot of sense.
Where are the damn scabs brother?
There's no where this map sucks.
He's been running and running and running and running and running.
Oh, Scott is anywhere.
I'll scab.
Back here you fuck.
I just headshot me.
What?
I'm gonna shot him back.
What is this fucking map, dude?
I'm behind me.
What the fuck is he even doing over here still?
Not on the rocks.
I think he moved.
Yeah, this game doesn't work today. It's like legit broken today.
The right rock? Got it then. I didn't see him.
I saw him on the first rock in a while.
I don't see anything there, I got nothing.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I don't think no ammo. Let's get out of here.
I didn't expect to use this much ammo.
Outta there.
I'm telling you, Rip Ammo normally was...they changed fences this way.
This is all new with these fences.
Normally, I've had a lot of weird experience shooting fences this way, but it's not just
a Rip Ammo.
is definitely collide with bullets way way more.
Well, let's get a couple of scabs, it only took us 30 fucking minutes, but we got a
couple of them.
I got a couple of them.
All righty, we outta here.
I'm
alive. You must have been out your mind.
I mean scabs you think that was and then scabs maybe.
A.
A.
Egg cutting it for us.
Egg cutting it
Egg cutting it
Egg cutting it
Thank you.
some of Vaseline
OK, mini-date scabs and one PMC kill, we could get that done.
I would certainly hope so.
Alright.
Holy sandwich.
I don't think I would need a plate, but I kind of need a plate
South Brazil.
Vibes.
777.
you
you
you
like SKA? What's SKA? Oh, scab music. Oh. Oh, like, um, oh, someone
Batman?
Pat's 22.
That piece of stamina is stuck in my teeth.
I gotta rush.
Get it out.
Alright, so I need eight scabs,
that's to the 20 meters each.
That would be too hard.
th
th
th
th
th
Okay, like that it sucks a swipe bro, like that it really sucks a swipe it's really bad
for some reason I don't know why doesn't kill people
18 it go I don't know how I'm hitting armor there yeah wait any rep that's
like a mosaid
meta does not work for me this way
I
Also fuck this quest I'm not going back to once I'll do this shit tomorrow
I'm not fucking this map sucks ass. I hate this shit. Get me off here
Get me off of this map
You spent so long I could have gotten 40,000 XP like way faster than that
Was not worth it, maybe I'll do it tomorrow
55 months WTF
Schmacks
You
Tony blue
What is it what is it what is it what is it? What is it?
What is it
I am you as well you as well
Well, you as well, doing great, doing great, doing great, most excellent, most excellent,
So, the timer real quick that it's going to be gambletime soon.
Ali thank you very much brother
Why can you show us your law for can abiding fully semi-automatic FRT suppressed torque best mate
It's too far to see it clearly comes at also not I cannot do
Josh eat us nasty for be 11 eat us nasty for be 11 eat us
lwl, lwl, lwl, lwl, l...
That we cannot do at this very moment!
When I said this word would you have said that, Timer?
9.
9!
You're taking time off coming up.
No.
No.
Oh, don't think so.
I don't think so.
That slot tonight.
Whatever pays me money tonight is what I'm doing.
Whatever pays me money tonight is what I'm doing man. Whatever doesn't bend me over and
ferociously violate my body. That's the one we're playing I
Mean I might again I might just hit that duck hunt that we get duck hunts been hitting for me so I
Hit duck hunt if not blackjack surely will save us
I'm sure he'll save us again to bail me out.
Maybe it'll bail me out.
Blackjack saved us last time, bro.
AK tattoo mommy robbed me and then we came back big.
What's up?
What's up?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Away.
10,000 just in the air.
No time, no time plan to take off, but we've been doing a bit of shorter streams late.
Well, not really, but maybe some shorter streams is to chill out.
Holidays to what going on?
Have a crush on the AK 47 girl shit, maybe
I'll have a crush but I wish she would crush
My
Okay
some thoughts are better left unfinished
some fucking player right here already
I'm gonna be careful. I thought it was.
Ah
Come on are you in here
Moves.
They're dumping it.
Okay.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Maybe not.
What the fuck?
Why are they all rushing me?
So this is when do they all rush like that?
Oh, it's because they killed Caban.
Really?
I haven't had like four of them rush me at once. That was insane.
Okay, so don't kill command first, I suppose. That's the move.
All of me chiseler are ya?
of
All right, what I'm gonna get, the PMO, very nice.
I hope you have a great Christmas, D. I hope you do as well.
Thank you the PMC is that nobody tried to contest me there I got just shot he's on the other side
and for Christmas family and stream a little bit but I don't know
in which order that's happening to be determined I will probably stream on
Christmas for a little bit though I'm not for too long a little bit
the
the family Christmas
I get banned on twitch and that
definitely not do that
that
that
That would be weird.
That would be really weird.
Rubbles!
Let's get out of here.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
uh we just did one raid i don't know if i'm gonna keep killing them or not this game's been
quite weird today with what people are doing and where they're at i probably won't come back to
streets though let's see got a good bit of ammo off of it at least
what do you see on the scene maybe yeah
It's my favorite map.
I think it probably is the coolest map in the game.
It just doesn't run well.
Besides the performance, it's a pretty cool map.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
I don't know about that, come on you fucker.
I don't want to turn your back on me and make believe.
All right, what do we got? BP is all BP. Good. Oh, we got back. All the ammo I shot and some.
that's good. We like that.
I'm away.
Let's cover the queue.
I'm going to run the bathroom guys, I'll be right back, hold up.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
And maybe putting a work this way.
I don't have very good luck with M80, that's what.
To be honest.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
It depends.
Look, I had that fucking mega jersey mic sung, brother.
Hey, Joey, thank you very much, sir.
You can't be thank you for the five months, bro.
guy right here. I don't like that. I do not like that one bit.
Get him in, you son of a...
Who the fuck killed the scab?
The fuck you're saying?
You got it?
Okay, hey.
You bury man ate a bunch of bullets
No, what is it new players today early?
It's fucking whacked out. They're so aggressive. People are just like running at you
I
Don't know it depends on when the
Park of event comes up
I don't think we know that yet, right?
A weekend?
Usually a weekend is rats.
People are just like, sprinting today.
It's weird.
Some of them.
Some of them, at least.
Not used to it.
Don't mind it.
Oh my god, what's really dangerous to me?
Oh my fucking god.
Throw in Granada, come on!
Oh, Granada, come on, come on!
Come on.
No, they're laughing at me.
Just call me a pussy in Russian.
Alarm hold up, that's an alarm.
Help me a pussy in Russian.
Seven.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
A flip.
Yo, how is it going?
Damn it, I didn't see it!
It's going great, how are you?
How's it going over there?
Remember, there is.
Over here, it's pretty good.
Chill over here.
That was a terrible mark-room. That was like a fucking horrible mark-room.
That was one of the worst mark-rooms to ever mark a room.
She was bad, bad.
How? What? That's not a headshot!
What?
That is really not a headshot
My eyes deceived me there's gotta be a headshot right in like
What's up, it's breezy
What's the year shit I
I got him in the earlobe.
I got him in the lobe.
Car.
I'm a player
Do-do-do-do.
Alrighty.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Quiet one is ready.
Oh, everybody went on this map.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
run into more than just one person adornments.
You think?
All right, 11,000 XP even, don't see that too often.
Don't see that too often. Where's this time?
Alrighty, this is Nick Lear. Thank you for the Twitch Prime, brother. Thank you, my man
Okay
I
Well shit
What do we get off of this guy what did we get I
Didn't really get anything that right to be honest bunch of grenades
That's not much at all
Actor and keys now it's shit
That sucks
Okay.
I'm all I armored everything.
Ed's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thank you see thank you gutter. All right guys
I'm gonna end it here for the gaming portion of our stream. I got all late today because of
Activities at the vet with my cat
So short one, but I will be continuing the stream late night on kick
We're doing degenerate shit with my degenerate friends. So if you want to hang out still I won't be gaming
So we'll be on kick continuing for a few more hours chillin
Maybe getting robbed
Maybe meeting Romanian
Mob baddies
You know, no, so kick.com forward slash landmark same name here. I'm kick, but
If I don't see you there, I will see you all tomorrow. We will continue more gaming then so have a good night
And I'll see you all soon. Bye. Bye
you