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Hello what's up guys we're back from our trip last night back from our little
trip what's up gamers how we doing how we doing gamble last night was crazy
Yeah, that's a wild run wild night. We had last night
This shit was bananas
We went from two grand to 13 grand to 6500
Fucking night, dude
It was the night
we're up huge we're still up huge from yeah we're still huge but it was more
huge it was fucking crazy yeah that's a good time that's a damn good time
overall still still still up large so I'm happy until until the next stream
number be down don't worry
well we get some of
we get some money
some
some up not money some ammo
some ammo
I have some delis to do I believe
uh...
and
until you cash out it's not real money
I
Tell you cash out
We need
We have two hours to get eight scabs less than 20 meters on woods
You know how it works
It's not real until you cash it out
All right, let's go get eight scab kills on woods less than 20 meters. Let's do it
Let's do it
I
May have made a little sushi run
Surprise surprise
Surprise surprise I've just been on the sushi kick and we're talking about last night here. I am again. I
Don't know what it is. It's just I
Don't know the spot by me is really good
and they're not crazy with the
prices they have like lunch
specials and shit so it's really
not bad.
Normally sushi gets crazy but I
had them up with the lunch
special and they hook it up.
Yeah.
Arden, thank you Ponshot, thank
you as well.
I got three rolls.
I don't know if you've seen
any animals in the Yellow Tower
today.
Not bad at all.
Thanks for streaming Landmark.
Thank you pirate.
There's like this.
to
Politic one
Politic would meant thank you for watching my man. I'm glad you had a good time
Bro, I'm eating with the chopstick backwards. I had one chopstick backwards. What the fuck
Just watch nine hours and twitch a day to get all the drops
Open up a couple screens, mute all the tabs, and just let it rock, brother.
Just let it rock.
Two years ago I ran across your stream, thought you looked like the guy from the movie Upgrade.
I was in a really bad place with depression, and one is clearly didn't have much left in me.
You, and this community has been blessing.
I hope you are doing far, far better now, my man.
And I do kind of look like the guy from Nipgrid.
There are a few new acquisitions that may be happening soon.
I don't want to jinx it, though, so I don't want to say.
But there are a few new acquisitions.
I'm going to go. A few
acquisitions. Narcos. Thank you
for the raid. Welcome, guys.
Thank you. Hook said. Thank
you.
There are drops. I don't think
anyone knew they were
happening. They just tweeted
that there are drops for the
next 12 days in this game.
time so here we are
shit yeah alright eight scabs less than 20 meters away you got to go no
I'm going to go to the village.
I'm going to wait too much free stuff.
I like free stuff.
I like free stuff.
What's Saber doing?
He's still not feeling well, which kind of concerns me.
So I'm keeping a close eye on him.
He's better than yesterday, but...
Yes, I missed your camera.
He was just like, he wasn't really moving much, he was just laying down all day.
I don't know, I've never given him another fucking shot again, I don't care.
I don't know.
You should have never done it.
The living you learn.
should have never fucking done it
how do we mark any good exercises to really hit the floor or back in the gym?
the only thing I would know is I go
thousands of months there
I don't even know what to call it, you go on that machine where you like bend towards the ground?
I don't know what else
Alright five more scabs easy
Hyper extensions no not hyper except hyper extension is bad. It's just that lower back
That's never good shots
I know well they were it's like required by law that you have to get fucking ready shots for I'm just never doing it again
Fuck the law. Okay, I'll be criminal
I'll be a fugitive for justice.
I've never given him one of his fucking things again.
I've never done it.
I'm kind of a Vax mark.
I mean, you're vaccinating and something that he's never gonna get.
She stays inside all fucking day.
What is he like?
Yeah, he's an indoor cat.
If he was going outside, like, sure.
But he literally fucking stays inside all day.
How's he going to get rabies?
Doesn't come into contact with any animals ever.
All right, by law, yes, I'm states
you have to vaccinate your animals regularly for rabies.
It's like literally the law.
Yeah.
I think most states, most states you have to, that's not even like some states, that's a most state thing, you have to vaccinate them.
Or it's like it's not a problem, but you know, you go to the vet and the cat bites the vet or the dog or whatever and then they're like, oh it's not vaccinated and then you know, you know how people are, right?
Like I'm gonna fucking show you because your dog nipped at me and it doesn't have fucking...
of
the
was amazing. We were on a
We were on a roll and then we were on a we were on a not roll.
We were on a roll until we were on a roll and you know, it was nuts. It was a lot of fun.
I don't want to do my drops. I don't really know.
I guess we're just going to see how it goes. These drops, it's like nine hours. You have to watch nine hours at 24.
What's up wingman? Holy shit. Thank you for the money gifted wingman. God damn brother. God damn.
shouldn't dismiss vet advice well actually you know that's actually a
terrible thing to say because the last vet I went to when he he ate my cat ate
something you should you should actually always question reasonably doctors and
stuff because you have to realize that doctors and vets and these people they
have a financial incentive to like whether or not they're gonna do it
there are financially motivated to recommend certain procedures and this
in that. So I wouldn't always go straight, like maybe I sound a little bit of a
wacko saying this, but like you should always, you know, think critically about
things. Surgeons and doctors and this and that, they have financial motivation to
want to do certain things. And I mean, in a perfect world that wouldn't
matter, but it does matter. We're all human. Like, I wouldn't dismiss what they say, but
I would also, you know, seek other opinions on things, and, you know, like, what one
doctor says isn't always end all be all.
So all seven dust and creed this weekend was a pretty sick show.
jay biz damn creed fuck yeah
yeah it's not this rushala doll I need a rushala nope it's not I don't know the
last time I had an issue in my cat he went to the vet and the guy wanted to do
surgery and I told him to kick rocks and lo and behold surgery would have been
the absolute wrong thing to do and the only reason you want to do surgery was
because he didn't have the other equipment to do other analysis on what
was wrong and he was like oh he should just do surgery by the way I'm like nope
fuck you goodbye
Well, take my days as fucks, thanks MF, thank you brother, thank you.
Doctors have no money motivation to do operations or recommend medicine.
That's wrong.
How does a doctor make money, then?
Or a surgeon or a dentist or whatever.
How do they make money?
How do you think they make money and they pay for their rent and their employees?
Where does the money come from?
It doesn't appear at a thin air.
What do you mean?
Hospital? Not every doctor is in hospital. Remember a private practice?
Which is probably 90% of the time you see a doctor or someone
a medical professional. It's normally a private practice.
You talk about doctors only aren't they're not only at hospitals. What are we saying here?
What are we talking about? When you go to your dentist you go to a hospital?
But you go to an orthopedic surgeon are they always in a hospital
Jared, thank you very much.
Two more scabs. Alright, let's go.
New conversation. I don't know. People can't handle stuff like this.
conversation.
Thanks, Clout.
Thank you.
Get some more.
A couple more scabs.
That's hyper.
Thank you.
How about the weather?
Good ugly, really.
No rain or snow or anything, but it's been ugly weather.
But I actually don't mind it, because it hasn't been 9 billion degrees.
Did you take a ride?
This scabs up the train, people, right?
Hello American
She's a sushi
Well, it will be a
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I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Touch.
Tommy, earlier, think as well.
It's a real long ride.
I came there for scabs. There's no scabs.
Oh fuck!
I drove the depot cave.
No scabs spawn here, 100% they do.
100% scabs spawn here.
I've definitely killed many scabs here.
They definitely do, I'm telling you.
I've seen it a million times.
Oh, maybe not 1.0, I guess.
I guess 1.0 could have been different.
That's fair.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Really, yes, they are.
And yes.
Yes, and yes.
I will go back to eating soon, the best part of the stream.
I can't believe they put drops on again, fucking crazy.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
NOOOOO!
WHY?
Fuckin' asshole.
Motherfucker.
I thought he's supposed to beep before he leaves.
Doesn't he beep-beep before he goes?
He didn't beep-beep at me.
That was a big beef.
Okay, maybe we'll find scabs.
Call God, my life.
from the Netherlands. Usually check for you too if it's well done. I need to stop by
little for once. Thanks for all the content. Thank you. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I think three scabs less than 20 meters away we've got to find three scabs right
Maybe towards Sawmill now.
The Krampus in Germany, where you get whipped in the street by a monster on Christmas.
to pay money for that. And is Krampus a very nice entrepreneurial lady in red leather by
in a chance he's okay I want to do the money pack with more hair on his ass than his head
I don't know what I'm on.
Have another one, Jeff. Less than three.
Thank you, Fizzle.
Thank you, Mr. Fizzle.
No, thank you.
of Apex and Cod. Find a car accident today. That sucks. Creator? Wait, was that like the
Infinity Ward founder or something? Is that what you're talking about? That name sounds familiar.
I mean it definitely hurt the man.
Was he the founder of Infinity Ward?
Really?
Wow.
I'll be careful during the holidays man.
A lot of people in the road, a lot of people not paying the fuck attention anything.
Just out rushing around doing shit on the holidays.
Drunk drivers too, you gotta be careful.
out of my three scabs right there.
Alright even just like driving to the gym today, a lot of people are not really mindful
of what they're doing on the road.
Oh man, I need two scabs, come on.
That's duck hunt tonight.
Probably not tonight now.
Probably not tonight.
kind of want to but kind of
want to but I think that's
going to be like a two or three
times a week like that kick
string type of deal and then
you know I don't want to do
too much because then I'm just
real D gen.
He loves you puppy.
Thank you revenge.
Thank you clay.
I'm not.
Oh, God.
Get the house.
Yeah, who's up?
Uh-uh.
And you, yo, daddy.
He is about 350.
Return of the trainwrecks.
Thank you.
Thank you very very much.
Thank you.
Booyah.
Booyah.
Let's go.
Ford Fish, thank you Zata.
Bye.
Come on, I need two scabs.
I gotta come back.
Oh shit.
Okay, we'll come back, someone just got pulled over there.
Alright, we'll come back.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep, we'll come back, we're on a fire.
We are on the fire!
And I'm dehydrating too.
That's not good.
glad you finally made it out brother I saw how hard it is great
to come
Two scabs all we got to do just two mo
I
Had dice last night dude. I was I was on fire last night till I wasn't
On fire
I'm fucking fire
Yeah
Should have quit should have quit earlier in the night, but that's okay
I know what I need scabs I just need to man we're just going to
Thank you for the five gifted Mr. Zoli, thank you for the five gifted Mr. Zoli, thank
for the five gifted Mr. Zoli.
Thank you very, very much, sir.
Thank you.
63, brother, love year.
Thank you very, very much.
and
the
Okay, we're good. Fire. Fire! So I'm just checking some documents.
Let's kick it off for a better bit right now. Kick is literally green twitch.
it's legitimately twitch but green hey good man fan thanks man i'm glad you enjoyed
super fun dude super fun i've been i'm actually shocked how much fun i've been having on those streams
hey chat hey been going through a really hard time thank you struggling to even get out of bed
my fiance desperate to get me to get out of bed put your stream on and the chi was bad i got out
kick uh depends kick I mean kick gives you a higher cut of subs but and they also
kick basically right now they pay you hourly per viewer on stream like
regardless of ads which I don't even think they have any fucking ads that's
It's probably going to change, though.
And this stuff's always changing in the streaming space.
It's literally always changing in the stream space.
So things are one way, one day.
And then a week later, they're different.
but kick does pay pretty well at the moment largely I think they're just pouring money into it so like try and build the
site more and they'll probably that'll probably all change it's kind of like twitch used to be twitches like tone down like the
sub-split and everything over the years. They've toned that all down. Leandris is on
Roobat
Yeah, this stuff always changes
just
No, so twitches twitch used to be it used to be 50 50 and then you could get 70 30 split if you were like a I
I guess like a high-tier partner now at 70 30, but they changed
sub-pricing
It's just 70 30 across the board, but
There's regional sub-price there's all this other shit now, it's not
Super clear-cut
It's not 70 30 across the board. You have to be like partner plus or some shit
what's there? Hot bell? Thank you guys.
And now there's Twitch Turbo which you don't get a cut of but you do
from ads. It's all over the place now.
Yo, Mr. Banks?
Mr. Banks?
He used to be a lot more straightforward.
Almost three years, yo.
Thank you, sir.
7,777,777.
Thank you, sir. Cruston.
Sir Cruston.
What mouse do you use Mr. Pizza Man?
The Lam Zoo Maya X.
The Lam Zoo.
I had to get rid of my PC because I had an addiction.
How is the FT?
Glad to see you playing again without me feeling like I have to jump.
It's been good.
Honestly, the swipe's been a lot of fun.
got issues but it's been a good life. Definitely been a good life. I don't know why I can't
I find two scabs. I feel like it shouldn't be hard to find two scabs.
You have to get, I believe, 0.4 left with the VTR guy. So you have to do all
the BTR quests as far as I understand. For all the ones that are related to
proper, just at the end of it you get like 0.5 BTR rep. Look on the wiki and
see which one quest gives you that and then how to get there.
They go back to the sky bunker they got a spawn over there.
If you light, your crops are going until January 12th, 4th, January 4th, 12 days.
Yeah, BSG is going crazy with the Twitch promotion to sell more copies of the game.
Which I'm not mad about.
I'm not really too mad.
I could just deliver it.
Just to remind you that a baloney is just a hot dog pancake.
Honey is gross as what it is.
What it is is nasty.
Where are the fucking any two scabs, man? Where are they?
There's normally 20 of them here.
This is pissing me off, this is getting a little crazy.
to these boys now
still don't have stash room from the first round of the drop slot
That's actually funny too much free money, man
One type of cheese
I think I'm going to go.
Shatter.
War.
Shatter, right?
Or mutts around. Maybe mutts around.
Maybe the mutts.
I do not see a label.
Under the stream.
I've been, you know, in support about something and every time he says he's, I've attached
this to the message.
It's never attached to the message and I feel like an asshole because I'm like, hey,
it's no attachment on the message.
There's no attachment on the message.
I can't repeat, sir.
All right.
Wow.
I see it now he did attach it but just didn't display properly.
Garmin does count as a scab that's why I'm headed over here.
I need to kill them less than 20 meters away so interesting
of
of
the
death
of
The little storming drop shot.
All Friends Husband is kind of whatever.
I mean, I guess.
I guess.
What the fuck this polygamorous
Is that something she should have told you we have married
What are you doing?
Cucklark, hold on.
If your girlfriend has a husband, are you a cuck?
Oh yeah.
What's the math on that? Someone run the calculations?
The husband is?
But aren't you kind of one too?
Cause if he's fucking his wife
and he's fucking your girlfriend
and then that
by the transit of postulate
means that you're
right?
Let's go meet for meat.
No, well what if he doesn't watch while you...
What if he doesn't watch?
It's only a cuck if you watch.
That's not true.
You don't have to watch to be a cuck.
You just...
I think the knowledge of...
the deed being performed.
Right?
Is this the knowledge?
You have knowledge of activities,
you just allow it? I think you're both cucks. I think you're cucking each other.
Right? I think you both are. Does it have to be your wife to be a cuck? It was
It's just your bullfrog, like just...
Isn't that, like, the same thing? Kinda, but not to the same...
I don't know, I think you're both cocks, to be honest.
I think you're both hard.
Oh my God, Scavenvasion!
So you're both cucks.
I think we got that a lot of them, I think.
Both parties.
piranha both parties are in fact cucks and thank you for the tier 3 and Joss thank you
for the piranha. If you're only in it for the fun then you're not a cuck. I guess I
I guess if you don't well I guess not if you don't expect
Faithfulness then are you a cock still I don't know no you're still a cock. You're still a cock. I
You're still a cock to eat you keep with the good work still a cock brandon. Thank you
you know. If you're loyal, you're a cock. I see. I see. I see.
to
thank you
Mr. Tony and
Mr. Thomas
and
Mr. Thomas
I should have the left print double-sided.
What ending are you targeting next?
know. I'm gonna figure that out when we get to the point of prestige. I think
that's what we're gonna do. We'll figure it out when the time comes, you know?
All right, I'm gonna run to the bathroom and grab this thing that I just printed
out. I will return shortly, fellas.
you
you
you
you
Such a giga-gamer, wow!
you
you
you
trailer park
I guess I'll run to the bathroom.
I'll run to the bathroom.
of the crash I don't know why I want that unless I know it's like you step that thank
you talk of being today so good I didn't turn in my quest I did fuck I'm gonna turn in
It's not quest because it's a daily. We don't have that much time on it.
Even now we're 19 minutes.
That's either two time...
There's a guy there.
He fucking heard me.
That guy heard me.
I
Don't think I even sprinted I fuck did you hear me from not far. Thanks filthy
I I mean I shot a scav a while back I guess
I'm up in my helmet
that
I'm going to do
to do to do
this person
Oh, I get to turn in that quest now
I'll get the turn in the quest now.
Don't forget to use your prime sub-eyes.
That's right.
That's right.
I'm on there and I don't really care about BT. I don't really care about no BT.
Sixty-two months brother. Thank you my friend.
GG noobs.
What's your favorite gun you own?
M-M-60
Probably M-60
Or bread in 93 are
I'm a lot of cool shit. I have a lot of cool shit. It's hard to pick
Um
I
Just run the
You run a all this thing it's yeah
MC X
It should be fun.
Let's try this shit out.
Let's try this shit out.
uh three three
how did it paste like that
i have format like that
of the
three months and many more to go
9, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1 of the looks right.
W W W ads
we got it
the
Wait, actually, how long do I have to buy tickets for?
Shall I buy some tickets?
Someone mixed stats into my drops.
Shall I buy some Damba tickets?
1.6 billion.
God damn, bro.
1.6 billion.
I probably won't buy a ticket to
let alone a win.
Can I buy 10 free spins on that or no?
Can I buy the bonus?
Let me buy the bonus.
I am six power balls in tonight. Wish me luck.
The luck.
I got you. Good luck. Give me a
little bit of you win though.
Give me a little bit of you win.
Hmm.
If I buy tickets
and win 1.6 billion dollars, yeah, I'll give you some.
I got you.
I got you
Yeah, don't count on it though
Don't count on it
But I think it's gonna happen
After taxes 600 mil max
No, you would well I guess it depends on what state you live in
If you live in California, yeah, that probably turns like 600 million
of
the
Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan.
and
some out
Can you say something in Spanish?
Hola, mi amigo.
Muchas gracias por la suscripción.
I think there was some French at the end there.
Maybe a little French at the end, I don't know.
a little bit of a little bit of French Baguette.
It's not 600 mill was in it. Okay, so
Isn't if you win the power ball, it's 1.6 billion
But if you take it as a lump sum, it's less and then you get taxed federally you're gonna be like 45%
Federally on that and then you're gonna have an additional
California's like 15% on top of it. I
I don't think it counts as capital gains, right?
Or does it?
That's not capital gains.
719 hours watched this year.
Thanks for helping me get through it, brother.
Pump and annual payouts are the same amount.
Oh, are they?
lump sum is usually less. California doesn't tax lotto and it's away. Yeah, no, it's definitely
The lump sum is lower than it always is.
I think it's 8.
Wait, the federal tax isn't 24%.
I'll say tax is a lot of winnings differently, I don't know income tax goes higher than 24%
depends on your tax bracket? well I'm gonna assume that the 1.6 billion dollar winning
puts you in the highest tax bracket. I'm gonna assume that kind of maxes out the brackets.
I think that just about maxes the shit out.
Highest percent federal income tax in the state.
What is it?
Take a large pepperoni, sir.
37 percent.
$609,000 and up is 37 percent.
So you're paying 37 percent on your legs.
and then California could be like I think 15-16% right?
So that's fucking 50 half of it gone to taxes minus whatever the lump sum is which is lower than 1.6 billion
a lot of money. Oh it is, but it's just a lot less money than 1.6 billion. Right? Relatively
speaking, you're getting fucked, but you're still fine, but you're getting fucked still.
like look I'll take any of those numbers but I'd rather take the bigger number
I'm going to get a genuine harpy, that could also ruin your life too, I'm dumb about it.
I thought it was gonna have to be dead, right?
Yeah, he's dead.
He's got presents for you, you dumb a**!
Shut up, b**t, na h**!
Easily make 30% of what you lost, brother.
You can guarantee 30% returns in a year and take all my f**king money.
All of it. You'll outperform every hedge fund in existence and you can guarantee 30% returns
in a year easily. Warren Buffett, who? Warren Buffett? Who's that?
True, you're the next Nancy Pelosi. I mean, actually maybe you can. Maybe you have
insider info maybe you can guarantee it that's actually true maybe you got the
hookup
Lawrence
ah that's the..
not the voice line
ah that's the way
no way!
ahh that's the perfect voice line
for that!
oh my god that was perfect
oh
that was so fucking good
dude that
was perfect
no fucking way
No fucking way.
Have they not hear me at all?
Reserve audio in this area of the map is hella scuffed plus they're wearing Tijila helmets.
Well, that guy was, I don't know, scuffed ass audio.
How are they wearing headphones?
Well these two guys, these two guys were, but the headphones suck.
Welcome Tony.
Those headphones, oh my god, he's got so much fucking CBJ!
He's got so much fucking CBJ! I fucking love this guy!
Oh, he's got the Kiwi Cakes.
Oh, so sad, so sad, so sad.
what i'm talking about
i'm talking about
what i'm talking about
Kimi la rrrr rustah
I think you'll have me today, yeah maybe, you see how the other maps are treating us
The reserves have been pretty stacked lately.
I got an alice guy back.
Reply.
What's his name?
Not a bad little run not a bad little run we got paid got paid big man I
Drink do I prefer beer liquor or wine? I
Really will only drink wine
That was very very very rarely, but I do like less wine
Well red wine
Little like little cab
of
the
Salon y'all
The chacuchery no with like a nice steak dude
Glass of wine with a nice steak. It's pretty good wrong encryption crabs
It's like a good a good meal
I could I get down with a glass of wine like one glass though. That's it one maybe maybe two
I
Is I
Kutchoo, thank you funny. Thank you. Oh, Jesse movie. No, what is that wrong encryption parameters?
One large glass of mega pint you say a mega pint
Two glasses and you get slutty
and
are getting real freaky up to two glasses
are stripping at the table,
a whiskey man now
now
I don't know what it tastes like.
Whiskey and everything. I've even I've had like
expensive like expensive whiskey and scotch and I don't
none of it tastes good to me. I don't know.
I don't see it.
that
and that have been evident beforehand
some pills near your quail of all that is
Yo, yo, yo, hutch has no nips, that's all.
Tracks.
That's facts.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I
this proper's camp on lighthouse across from the Big Chalet on the hill.
It's alright I gotta check on him in a second he's been not feeling well all day
yesterday and today he's been not feeling well from this fucking stupid
vaccine shot that he had to get.
Thank you for the 5 gifted. Thank you very much. Thank you, spackle. Thank you, Rem Ranch
cow. Let's go, baby. Two years. Let's go.
You got that fucking rabies shot.
It's been fucked up for over two days now.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
and
I'm not going to go there.
Here we go.
of
the
GGs
I want to just turn it on the power and just turn it on the power shall we dance?
I
E I O U a E I O U John Tarkov John Tarkov
and
this guy go
just open the
thing up hit the power and run using for radar kills
something spawned on there? Sure, it never spawns on there.
We're on D2.
Check the other RVB, RVBK.
He's cooking over there.
Oh, this is going to be okay.
Do as well.
Thank you, sir.
I think it's because of the boat, isn't it?
People are just eat running the marked rooms, they hit him in the dipskete.
I was at a PMC I'm so confused
best part of waking up is landmark in your cup
I'm so... thank you Schuetz
Observids slash streams from Scotland
Thank you Mr. Scottish
Thank you
This is a weird raid, everyone's a ghost.
Everybody's a ghost.
of
the
of
the
of
The house is going to move back there.
He's hiding from me.
He's in this room.
He's in this room, he's aimed at him.
Is there a wallbang him?
Do you think he's tucked far?
He's definitely on the right.
He's like right, maybe.
piece of shit kuso gavna
yeah but no you're good you're good
I'm gonna reload boys.
Oh shit that guy was moving oh my god
I did not even think he was that close he
You fucking, it fucking came out of that shit.
God damn.
EPSX and that, I think that makes the EPSX.
Oh, that hurt.
That hurt quite a bit.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's a Sturillo.
No raiders, no boss, no nothing, this raid.
There's a little dead on the XP, huh?
I don't think my dailies hit today.
I don't think they pop up in like an hour.
got like an hour on there maybe we'll just
do some labyrinth
we've been a labyrinth in a while
I don't even know what the fuck that is really, but I think truffle is like super overused.
Okay, well actual truffle is really good, but truffle oil is not good, typically.
I feel like level oil is not really that great and overused on things.
My actual like shaved truffles are delicious, but I don't know about on a pizza actually
probably get on a pizza I got bad on a pizza
Hello. Hello, Chucks. Thank you, Chucks.
That's one.
April 1st you should do an extract camping D2 stream with ExfilKamper, Peanut, General
Sam, etc. think about it. It would be great meme content for a YouTube video too. What
I mean who the hell's even gonna queue into reserve then?
No one's even gonna queue on the map.
Yo, everybody's just avoiding D2.
I mean, I like butter.
I like me some butter.
I do like me some butter.
Yo.
Get out of here, start heading on over to, I don't know, we'll try and labyrinth the
I'm gonna get on and go.
It's a little lobby kit.
A little lobby kit.
of
the
of
the bad one not a great run but
the fun
Let's go ruin all our good runs with labyrinths. I think that's a fine idea
That's a fine idea because 2600 XP ain't really cutting it for us. Why no trap. Thank you for the raid
Thank you
Let me find another way.
and
of
Oh, we'll be grinding. That we do be doing.
I got you. I got you.
I mean, gold, we go on the X okay, we've got a lot of yes, I'm actually that's good.
S J 6.
S J 6.
Trimadal.
Trimadal, owner of the Dimsdale Trimadal.
Hi.
Mr. Trimadal.
Now let's come over here and grab some drinks.
and then we got all that when you grab our keys.
Gnosis observation, LaBrosse key.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell fucking, yeah.
Um, shall I wear a resty helmet or something?
I
Me by the fucking boats again
and
and my look fucking sick
i look
fucking sick
uh... rampage we went to thirteen and then down to sixty five
But that's okay. We're up. It's still up big
Whatever Halva run last night
The PKM it is a PKM, I don't like the earbuds guys and a day low key suck
They low key suck
I don't like them.
I used the armor repair kit. I don't know. Is that the beginning of the life I wasn't
using it to try and save my good armors and I just kept doing it. The armor kit is better
if you level up your repair skill with it, but it's whatever.
knew that drops were happening. They just like, they just like
last minute fucking said, Oh, yeah, we're doing drops again for
12 days. So I wasn't ready for it. It's kind of like woke up
today and they were like, woke up this morning, got me some
talk of drops. And then I woke up another morning. I wasn't
ready for it. No one knew.
I didn't really, I didn't have anything planned or have plans.
But I guess I'll get on early again.
I'll hit the gym early, early in the morning.
August Burns Red Christmas album goes crazy man.
That gun is my favorite.
easy fifty eight
maybe
maybe
yeah easy fifty eight
or
UK59 MKN, thanks for the Prima, it could be UK59.
8k on the wall for their kindness and a kid's a nine millimeter 8k
Basically an AK may as well be an AK
Jay, thank you for the prime
Thank you sir. Thank you. Appreciate that, brother.
I go to a land down under. I go to a land down under.
of
the
case you
know
the voice of an angel,
blessed by the gods.
Alright, we haven't been to the lab in a while. We need to we need to nut up and get this shit done here
We got a lock at the fucking on this
Oh, labyrinth run.
is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a
key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key
is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a
key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is
a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is a key is
where is it where is it where is it where is it
fuck where is it? there is. boom
Oh, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Fuck, somebody's already fucking killin' em all, dude.
that was a lot of
Econic ammo into his face
That was a lot of a that was all Egonic ammo
That was all Egonic ammo
I
18 hit Cal I had shot one scab at 17 hits on him
You know I'd 17 hits on him what?
What
Oh, I need an XTG.
1.0.
Maybe I shouldn't wear the, um,
the wristy.
That was on my Eagle deck. I have VS ammo still.
I don't have that rifle.
I feel like it shoots really really low that one in particular. I
Always feel like that like I have to aim way higher than you think to get the bolts to the hit where they want to go
That was a big load up that I just died with
That's okay.
That's okay.
I don't know what happened to, I thought that guy was fighting to Jill on the other side of the map. I thought I heard the shotgun. So I was just fucking running over there and wasn't taking it working.
you
all right let's try it again surely I won't tie it at the jillah's second time
awake if that happened two times in a row no shot
4080 in this game GPU doesn't matter. Your GPU in this game could be a fucking Tamagotchi.
And you'll get the same frame rate. It'll literally be a Tamagotchi. Makes no difference.
I also partially think nothing matters in this game for your performance to an extent
Games trying to make your PC divide by zero doesn't matter what you throw at it. You can't divide by zero
It's just it doesn't matter you could throw all the processing power in the world at it. You can't divide by zero
and
as the super computer devide as you can do it as a matter of 77 quim to sign a very much brother
and Mr. John boy
yep
it's also true if you
i've noticed as well as
every time i've gotten a pc i've put more remnant for this game
and this game just uses more and more of your memory
like if you have if you have twenty four gigs it'll use eighteen if you have
thirty two it'll use twenty six if you have sixty four it'll use forty it
Just however much memory you give it it just fucking eats it
It's like it's like oh more better. I'm no more memory. Yes. Oh, yes delicious. Give me more
Give me more Tara. Thank you
It just it just fucking eats it up
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
The tree doesn't work?
Does?
It does?
I'm not gonna run out of work.
It's not about.
What you talking about?
And they're never gonna they're never gonna optimize this game
Ain't happening we've been wondering when they're gonna optimize the game for eight years
Right not about spawner
I'm not actually getting shot up by lever actions off the fucker.
Spawn what the fuck is this bro dirty dad fuck off
And any pussy can't fucking me. I've been in this time. Are you a bitch? I'm I'll run you
I'm like a goddamn Kenyan marathon runner out here. Can't it shit slow poke?
Thank you infamous
I'm like Forest Gump without the aides and the poor wife of a smack boy.
I
Didn't wish he was a whore she was a whore
I'm going to Ralph, head him with that Ralph Soprano.
Ralph Soprano.
Oh my goodness.
She hit me.
She was a whore.
Alright, so the labyrinth we go. Let's try to make it last a little bit longer than the previous run.
and
I
Got to go through the whole discography of 50 million fucking albums
Where is it, where do they have it on Spotify you guys see Spotify got all their music hacked
some people stole they stole all of Spotify's music files it wasn't hacked it
was scraped
300 terabytes
300 terabytes
I thought they like stole all the fucking files, but that makes more sense.
30 terabytes doesn't sound like a lot. I thought it would be more. Well, how many songs is 300 terabytes?
Is that there a terabyte? Sigma byte? Sigma byte.
86 million songs is 300 terabytes holy shit 86 million songs
good lord
I can't name a thousand songs off the top of my head and no, I can't name a thousand songs.
No.
I definitely know a thousand songs, but I can't name them off the top of my head.
and
and
the only instrument I play on the daily. I mean, every day I play the keyboard and stream.
Xkilla?
I don't play the skin flute, okay? Where is this color from? Where is this color from?
Why a DJ? I could be a DJ.
I could definitely be DJ.
Maybe that's what's next for us, just become a DJ.
We can make the turntables, pizza pies.
Be sick.
How is your cat? Haven't seen him lately.
He hasn't been feeling well after his shot
he had to get so he's just been literally laying in my bed all day
yes the cat got shot no he didn't have to get shocked he had to get a shot he didn't get a shock
Not a shock. Not a shock. A shock.
He doesn't even have a collar on. He doesn't get the shock.
Unless he, he's just on like a magnetic induction, like floor plate and just shock him through the floor.
go. Thanks Lids. Yeah, I went to the vet and this guy came out and on his name tag it said
Hasan. I thought I was going to get him a shot and he got a shock. I thought he looked a
familiar I don't know
breaking cat to electric boogaloo thanks side effects
whoever knew that frosty the snowman needed blast beats in it
Where's my motherfucking key?
Oh, shit.
Hey, ah!
Look at that door.
Thank you for being a big part of the talk of...
Hey, you're me! We don't want to see this!
Thank you!
Ah!
Ah!
Close the door, bitch!
what's this
oh my god
gold dragon this is red leader I am reporting tangos have been eliminated in the labyrinth
he was a fucking idiot I agree super dumb
let's go let's go leave this shit just get out all the fuck out of here
Don't you ever forget?
Hell yeah.
Atta blast!
a word about the Rxp. Should be like a nice 70kxp or something.
A solid 70kxp.
It's going to be 70k. I think I headshot as long as I headshot Killo, but I'm pretty
sure. I'm pretty sure I did.
67 K they're about 6 6 that's it a fucking headshot all these bozos oh that's
60,000 whatever the GameStop XP traded I feel like I just traded in my ball
skills the game stop yeah best we do is about three dollars for this one two
dollars for this one
I killed everything I had shot all the that was also a lot of the scabs to I
had shot all the scabs and then I had to kill it and to Gila
I wonder if I was even in there alone.
Now 7 and 40.
Okay, there we go.
Perfect.
Perfect!
That's not bad.
Not bad, bad, bad.
Not bad, not bad.
Not here.
I'm playing.
I'm
What do you say, like, one more labyrinth or something?
These reds are just so short.
I don't need the money at all.
The ammo and XP is really what we're here for.
what we're here for and for ammo and XP more than anything so if I get all the
ammo and XP there's no reason oh I need to borrow the Bitcoin when you get a
Bitcoin bar there's no reason like stay in there and risk dying and losing all
Xp. Get more XP the longer you stay. I don't think so.
I don't think the amount of time spent in a raid affects your XP.
Does? Wait, thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very much. I doubt it makes
much difference at all.
Wait, did I just back out of the queue again? What am I doing? I need to get my Bitcoin.
What happened?
I got to get my Bitcoin. I'm also going to put this away. I got sushi tray next to my desk.
That should move empty hands. Thank you for the five. Get the rock and roll.
GarageJZVW. Thank you, fellas.
I don't know if that bug still happens, but I guess why even fuck with it, right?
Why even give it the chance to be broken?
No offers for Tetris have been found? What?
There's no Tetris on them?
What? Did he just reset? Is that why?
It's because the mechanic just reset. Let's give him...
Let's give him some time brownie. I am there. We're talking about definitely over there
All right, quick game restart
the
But when I prestige I'm able to bring a ton of bitcoins over so I'm stacking up like 40 something bitcoins just to prestige with
because then I can
If I prestige and I bring 40 bitcoins I can sell them and I start with like 30 mil
And that makes to start a whole lot easier when you're not to worry about money like that
It's for VM
Thank you
I
Holy shit, it's nice to watch the stream after a long ass. Oh, I
Brother I thought you said it's nice to watch the stream after taking a long shit I
Was like, isn't that something to do while you shit?
I was like, hey, bro. I took a huge dump really happy to be here watching
the
although to be fair with the way some of you guys put the work along shift could
also be a long shit and it has been hiding on the back of the people in the
sushi
trailer
How have the raids been?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W Halfway there.
you
Because the Tetris wasn't even in the market to get it
So it's fine
Exploration so you don't get for time in the raid
You get XP for exploration
Yeah, it doesn't count on time per raid.
How's the 1610 player? New Tecrawite.
Oh, I'm not on it. I changed. It was fucking with my brain during the 1610 res, so I turned it off yesterday.
If I gave it more time, it's probably better to be honest, but whatever. I don't care that much.
Santa this year probably not I
Feel like they would have put Santa in the game if they were going to you by now although
Christmas in Russia is January 6th. It's not at the end of December
So you got to remember that
Fucking neck
No pay drops drops are for watching now they put the watch the free drops back
Free drops
Many words do I know in Russian
You I guess I have to play this game
After the dequita voice lines, I know a couple of them
I don't know if they're good words to know, but I know a few of them
This queue is fucked. All right, this is the last labyrinth run. I don't like sitting in all these queues
Because it's like five minutes into here and then it's another five minutes into the next place. I hate it
And I have your MP7.
Can you break me out of federal prison after these acts, because that's where I'm going
to be headed if I give it to you?
So, no.
So, no.
No.
My name is almost on my right, and he's a pussy, but I'm not worried about him.
I'm not on my right.
He ain't shit man.
That's weak.
I'm on drugs, can't catch me.
I'm on drugs.
of
Um that person ceases to
They don't respawn and they get a lot of trouble
Probably what happens
Running
We have runnin'
Ahhhh!
Fuckin' scabs, let me alone!
Runnin'
They're shooting crazy on my right.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16 .
Oh, Mr. Scott, calm it down, big man.
Have some fellow, calm down.
That would be a bit frightening.
be a bit frightening. A wee bit. Transitum! Ever been to Scotland? No. No Scotland.
What do you guys do over in Scotland?
So that's where really cool skirts throw logs while wearing really cool skirts
Is anything else happen there?
I drink and throw logs and wear cool skirts and play bagpipes that's my
That's my knowledge of Scotland that's my knowledge of Scotland
Wait, hold up coffee Zilla
Holy shit, my words coffee Zilla the coffee Zilla
Hosted on Twitter
Wait, this is real, this is a real page, yep.
Disturbing footage DOJ Epstein files include 12 second video from Epstein cell.
Unclear of CGI recreation.
What?
Hold on.
I don't even see anything.
It doesn't even show anything in the video.
That video does not look real, the shoot does not look real.
There's a blowtorch, fuck where is it?
Fuck this guy's getting out of his thing, oh there it is, can you hear the guy next
the word of me.
Hey brother, greetings from your jank's fiddle.
Someone's already out.
Fuck em up, you joker.
Fuck that guy up, he's a bitch.
Fuck that guy up, he's a bitch.
Joe up that guy a piece of bitch
There's still a hard room
I'm thinking I stole the aggro.
I think they killed the boss already.
Oh, we did.
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what the f**k bastard f**k
yoink
yeah
The guy behind me now too.
I don't know if they're on the same team or not.
I can't hear what this fucking alarm either.
I don't know if this guy behind me is with him or not.
I beg daddy L, I'm pregnant with twins and only one is mine.
I also have a Sasquatch fetish, do you have any advice?
They'd be your best life, man.
How is nobody fucking shooting this guy?
He's running out in the middle.
Or maybe he's not.
Maybe he's got teammates.
I'm waiting for someone else to shoot him.
He's got our teammates.
I could be there's another name like that in here I die
Where the fuck is the guy who just took off his body?
Let's get ya on.
Is that the one mark?
Yeah, that one.
Ah, blyat, you son of a b**ch!
I have to pre-fire the wrong corner for the four man, I guess.
I'm getting a piece of this.
I'm getting it.
Fucking asshole, blyat!
Fuck you, you fucking idiot!
You fucking bitch!
I'm out.
I'm out!
Fuck all y'all.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
You shouldn't be able to queue a four man into labyrinth.
You shouldn't be able to do it, Nikita.
I just shouldn't be able to do it.
You need to tweet it? No, because then it's going to be everyone on Twitter fucking streamers running the fucking game.
My mom just made me chicken dino nuggets.
That's what you get.
it was a
it's like that's a f**king golem that I just invented the
that was going on a way he's Sam is cooking up the rabbit stew and he's all pissed off at how he cooked it
I guess technically that was Smeagol at that point in time, wasn't it?
All right, what do we do more more labyrinth or someplace else but
I'm not shy to do this dude.
That's well brother.
That's well.
Oh, I'm dailies. I'm dailies. Let's do dailies.
I'm my dailies.
I'm dailies.
lost to the gaming world today. Yeah. Yeah. So what even happened with that? Were they
just they were boosting in a car and they crashed and like, or did he get hit by someone
like what what happened
seven hundred and seventy-seven car crash so he was just boosting and lost
control of the car
was he driving
Sheesh BTW landmark is that a PKM on the wall. Yes, it is
Ferrari
Always enjoyed the streams so he was boosting a boost and
He was big boosting
I mean obviously the dudes rich he fucking made called duty
He's definitely riches fuck not surprised that is my question was more like was he in a Ferrari a Bugatti a Lamborghini a fucking a Porsche
like you know
He was that man is definitely what he was rich I suppose
Any armor
I
Did the Ferrari
What am I daily let's get some good dailies here and some good
PMC's with a headshot more than 50 meters
I've been survived through courtyard streets of Tarkov if it's a shit ton XP I'll do it
Okay, I'll do four quartered extracts for 40 something thousand xp
Survived the lab four times. I don't want to play that
I'm a PMC operatives
Get that for now find maps find three maps in raid
Back to ventilation shaft
I don't think I want to scab checkpoint co-op. No, I don't think I want to do...
Let me let me get scabs on ground zero for 15 minutes. Oh you can craft maps.
Norm's vehicle extract for 30k XP.
Oh, I have one maps.
Should we do dorm's vehicle extract?
I'll see.
Do you buy the things I fucking need I'm gonna rage bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna rage
Jesus Christ, thank you
How many times I click it to buy the fucking diary
All those craft one hour. Okay, well, it's easy
Should we re-roll the the other daily for the vehicle extract?
We have to do reserve. I have to do reserve as well. Let's try and get something on reserve if we can
It's a mechanic. Let's try and get one on reserve because I have to do the cliff descent extract
one.
One.
That's not a lot of XP.
That was easy.
Ten PMCs.
There we go.
Easy.
All right.
Four quarter.
Extra racks coming up.
How has the wipe been?
He's not feeling so well today, poor guy.
Poor guy is not feeling too well today.
Unfortunately.
Warrior is never up for you.
Yeah.
But surely I can get it four times, right?
I can get four times surely
got a fucking rabies shot
it's been like knocked out for the last day
for more days
bro this Epstein video is fake as fuck
this video is fake as fuck dude this is not a real video it doesn't I mean it's
him allegedly it's a video allegedly context video comes from this email
It's I don't think I can really show it because it's him allegedly attempting the suicide, but
Well, this is not a real fucking video
Who made these videos not what like who made this?
Although wait, but this is released by
Was this video released by the DOJ?
The video leaked by Anonymous Source. It's definitely from the DOJ.
Offi Zilla said DOJ Epstein files include 12 second video from the cell, but I don't
see where.
How is that the first time anyone's seen us?
the
Oh, yeah. Yeah, bro. We should go throw some tea in the harbor.
I think that shit's lame. I don't see why they did that.
Modified the files multiple times. It's all just bullshit, honestly. I don't think anyone
buys any of this anymore, you know, like, I think it's used to be like kind of a meme
and kind of like, you know, conspiracy theorist type of shit. And now it's just, I think your
average person in the US now is just like, yeah, this is a bunch of bullshit.
Like, I just average people, if you just ask people on the street what they thought about
about it they would say that it's a cover up.
And there's not really anything we could do about it.
There's not really anything we could do about it.
You could do something?
I mean, I guess.
I guess.
We're going to have to do the January 6th election, Boogaloo, Part 2, Redo, at 2.
P.M. on our Minecraft server, I guess that's what we're going to have to do.
I'm sure we'll be here.
Damn, juicy.
Left side of the door frame, in the room.
Now just another step over, about to swing the ship, pre-fire incoming.
I'll take it, I'll see you later.
PIZDA KIBE PALU DURAK BLEH!
Just fucking die you fucking shit!
Eeeeh, he's dead.
It's the insane pre-fire.
What was that pre-fire, blah?
I die a lot, one.
Well, the name checks out.
The name fucking checks out, bro.
The name checks out.
Alright, so what am I here for?
Not over-cabana courtyard.
There's four courtyard extracts over here.
No scab.
No, no, no scab.
the
best guess guess why are we whites turn into a democrat republican thing this is a
all politician thing
this is everyone
they're all doing it they're all doing it they're all covered it up
this isn't a fucking
This isn't a, you know...
This is just a government politician's shoes.
It's got nothing to do with his nuts.
Inco nuts?
Nice.
Nice.
Bill Clinton was all up in that shit
Big Bill and Hilary didn't know about the fucking island
Oh, he's in he's in the hot tub in the 50 fucking pictures on the island
Bill was on the frequent flyers club for the fucking island
They're all in it. It's everyone. It's all in it. They all knew about it. They've all been participating and covering it up both sides
Republicans and Democrats. They're all trying to bury it. It's this isn't a fucking
Wow!
An issue against your common man.
This has got nothing to do with that.
of the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Oh
of
of
of
of
of
of
AHHHHHH! That hurt!
My fucking armor, man!
God, his butt is a chass.
Mr. Kerman has the files and will release them, but first he needs you to collect 27 metal parts
two big easy books
777 with left leg shots since term and 1000 times. That's easy dude. I'll do that
That's fucking easy man
It's so easy
I didn't think he saw me there. I saw him, but I didn't think he was peeking me. Okay.
I saw him there, I was aiming at him.
Nice. Thanks to Leera.
5, 6, 8, 1, pen to my helmet, why do I even wear them?
the DOJ? Where is the source on that? Where is that coming from? Like that was posted on
the DOJ website with the files. Is there a link so I can see that myself? There's a
the link to that video on the DOJ website.
Yo.
Yo.
They removed it.
You watched it yourself before you sent it.
No way.
Wait, they removed it?
it. Someone must have backed it up, right? Surely, someone backed up all this shit like
there's an internet archive or something?
was shooting today a point three five seven Magnum was quit fun
hmm no way right
No fucking way wait this is actually
They actually posted that video no fucking way
Well, that's bad that's bad
How did they think that people wouldn't realize that that video is fake
Okay, so what happened? All right. So they posted the Epstein files the other day, right? In those files, there was a video allegedly from inside of Epstein's jail cell before he did the deed, and it's a fake video. And they was on the DOJ website in the files and now it's removed.
I think what it looks like that's crazy I want to build for this
So yeah, it's either it's either they posted a fake video is misdirection or they were
given a fake video and they couldn't and the FBI couldn't tell that the video was fake.
and I don't know which one is worse.
Which one is worse?
Both are equally fucking bad.
What the fuck is going on, man?
What the fuck is going on?
Bad things, bad things.
I'm gonna run the bathroom guys, hold up, be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
What's your absolute goat?
food
It's going it's going great it's going great
doing quite well quite, quite, quite, quite, quite well.
I like when you walk away from the camera and I can see the dump truck.
The shit, jiggling, waking, jar-writing.
Booty-jigging.
Holy shaking jar rating.
Earth quaking.
The bundle.
That bundle.
That bundle?
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm the fish
Shoot oh shoot
Politics come on
Let it out
Cut it out!
We've pasted.
They might be in this project Nope, they're going into Lexos, fuck.
I think I'm getting beat into there, I'm going to shoot him now, I need some to be ready,
I think they're ready.
Mother fucker, dude.
I'll be right back.
I
I
Let's also
Oh, that guy's dead.
That boy dead.
Legs back thank you.
Tigs rip.
You think I died? I didn't die. I didn't fucking die.
I need a couple.
I don't know what you want, let me go!
I don't know what you want, let me go!
Hit!
Hit!
Hit!
I feel this right here.
Maybe a tar bank.
He probably came from over here, through here.
Yeah, maybe a tar bank.
Yeah, maybe a tar bank.
Alright.
Oh
He keeps throwing dates until he eventually runs into one of them.
One of them is not going to hear, I know it.
I know one of them won't hear.
He's going to throw enough until one slips through the cracks.
Eventually.
That was Tix again.
Oh shit, he respawned in the raid and I killed him again.
Wow!
No fucking way, bro.
Holy shit, that's crazy.
Wow, whoa, I'm just the best I keep placing one raid shit
Yeah.
Okay, with that aim, maybe I'm not the best with that aim, oh, fucking no.
Oh, well, somebody's watching this doorway.
Hey, you're that.
Somebody's watching that fucking door.
I'm going to run my Bokalow, sorry.
Level 6, wait.
Ah, let's go around.
Level 6, wait.
I'm going to go around the floor.
The bad idea to watch would do a three year old.
Your three year old might learn some interesting words while watching.
My other couple of interest was...
That's not it.
There you go.
Dad!
What's up, Pete?
What's up, P.S., Paul, friends?
Oh, my God.
Oh, holy shit.
Holy moly.
Good lord.
I grew up to be quite the young Chad.
Yeah Mr. Smith, this is the principal's office calling at your son or daughter's school.
We're gonna need you to pick them up early.
They can't stop yelling Sukhublyat in the middle of class.
We're not quite sure what it means,
but it's fairly disruptive to the learning process.
So we're going to need you to come down here
and please pick them up for the rest of the day.
Cushion, thanks for three months.
I don't have the fucking key, god damn it.
Well, let's see if quarter ends up we need to take quarter an extra four times.
I think this BTR is going to blow me up, nice friendly, okay if we're quick and quarter
it's not here we could take the BTR. Hello I have down the south side of my
tree thank you very much thank you for doing I don't care yard
Scallywag is a great word.
You damn Scallywags!
Good word.
Not very offensive, but it's a good word.
Rapscallion, yeah, I use Rapscallion every now and then.
Scoundrels, a good one. Scoundrels.
Yeah, these young whippa snappers.
It's a slur.
What, a scallywag?
Maybe if you're a pirate, it's a slur.
If you were a pirate on the roster
of average Joe's dodgeball team,
you might be offended by a scallywag.
A chiseler?
Or Fidelum bends.
It was the goat, it was the goat.
It gave me the finest beaten I ever took.
This was a great man.
I'm going to ask Tony's pizza.
Tony's pizza and Gabagool Emporium. Yes, sir. How may we help you?
Good bit of Gabagoo.
Who's that?
Billy!
Billy, Billy, Billy,
thank you for the 10 gifted subs, Billy.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you, Billy.
I don't have any street smart keys. That's all right.
I really need to look up what a chiseler is.
All right, zero out of four.
Extracts. What's a chiseler?
Chiseler.
A chiseler typically refers to a swindler, cheat, or trickster who uses deception for
personal gain.
It could also literally mean someone who uses a chisel tool like a woodcarver or sculptor
and is a term for a child in some Dublin slang.
It's a slang term for someone who cuts corners or engages in petty fraud, often implying
their cheap or sneaky as in a two-bit chiseler. That's a good word. What's a Fidlum Benz? Fidlum Benz.
It's just giving me Ms. Mercedes Benz. Okay.
the
I don't know if we're going to find out about that.
Bidalum bends, reverse the thieves or petty thieves,
describes individuals who will steal anything regardless of its value.
Oh, so it's basically a chiseler.
I
Should they just go build the hot dogs what build the chiseler
Old chiseling bill or did they come to jizzler because it could have been either one
talk about old
Old dirty bill
and
Thank you
That's you got quite the long queue here pickle check
Pickle check
Pickle check
Pickle, pickle, check.
Thanks for the content, Tony.
What do you do for Christmas?
I don't know we're probably streaming to be honest
Depending on how these drops keep going we're fucking we do arms
Probably just
Granny queef while she's spitting out her false teeth your arms better be fucking slow. Wow
I
Was always eating rice and beef, they got fucking swallow dude
Rice and beef
I'm not sure if I'm going to get this one.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get this one.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get this one.
Hmm.
less than three
love your content on YouTube hope you have a good stream Tony
thanks for rest
bro
Do do do do
Do do do
All right, we're gonna head this way. We're gonna get towards them
Actually now we're better off going to caban and then try and it's a courtyard if it's up
because
Otherwise we're kind of wasting our time because
Bonnet's gonna be more XP than this quest regardless.
Oh my fucking god!
They ain't down the stairs through the window pushing the left.
let him panic a little bit let him sweat oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
What?
What?
What?
What's that?
My man was sweating.
I'm fucking loaded on channel points bro.
I highlight every message because I'm just that cat.
Talking in chat again when you're a true fan
Wait, I just killed something with the name what I didn't hear him
I just need a player the bonds not here I kill
oh my god I just blew up a guy I I just oh my god well that guy actually just
exploded like he was just sitting here and then all of a sudden boom dead but
he's so fucking bad I mean to be fair he's sitting by the gun where people
throw grenades to check if Cabana's there
holy shit dude Wow Wow that's a fucking grenade kill spontaneous combustion
on that. I didn't even know I just threw the nade to listen for Caban, don't hear
Caban, and then boom, a quest completion pops up.
That's fucking wild. If that didn't pop up, I would have never even known.
I would have had no fucking idea.
Oh, is it better to kill Sanitar or turn out a 10 laps towards the therapist?
I'd kill Sanitar.
Fuck turning the clock.
I'd kill Sanitar.
I'd never do that other one.
I don't even care what you get for it.
It's not worth it.
even care what you get for it. It's not like that.
I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.
I'm on Santa's. Gotta be easier.
I don't know what to do with it.
Fuck.
Fire?
That scared me.
The corner is not open.
Thanks for the content over the years Tony.
I want to play Arma 4. I want to play Arma 4. I want to play Arma 4 though. I mean they announced it coming sometime.
I don't know when, but Star Citizen that ever actually becomes a game.
I don't see how that game is ever going to become an actual game.
They make too much money not making it an actual game,
or to ever become a game.
We said about Tarkov?
I mean, Tarkov didn't make a billion dollars.
...involving application of pain or constriction
to the male genitals.
This may involve directly painful activities,
such as wax play, genital spanking,
all right all right all right i don't want to hear about
I
Passed out in a hurry
Don't fuck with me
Hello
There's another guy that was running down the road.
Hello?
You don't like my bunny hop?
This shit worked, didn't it?
What a charm.
War Thunder Infantry update, no?
Could be Infantry and War Thunder.
and
very Christmas
smell-bomb
Yeah, my cat's not having a fun time right now I love that I love that that I fucking
I'm gonna do love.
Big boo-bee, oh big boo-bee.
I pet my shoes.
Why don't you like steak or lobster or how about both?
How about both?
I'm going to see if it gets his face in Sierra Colante, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
I'll be at the mall, he'll be at the mall.
there at the mall. It's going down. Going down there at the club. Going down.
The shuffling of little feet might be here.
You bag of dicks, you shit!
Blyat, suka, gavno!
I think he's here. He's yapping back.
He didn't like what I told him to eat a bag of dicks.
I hear a lot of scabs. It's probably him.
It's good. This is good. We need this.
This is good. This is good.
Also, I don't know why I thought this quest was a good idea to do.
I'm gonna re-roll this courtyard quest.
It's not a good one.
Oops.
Not a good one.
It's four extracts you're gonna take fucking forever.
Hey, those rave.
I need three more PMCs.
Oh
You cocksucker god damn it shit
I
Gonna fucking kill you
Fucking movie was there just wouldn't peak me fuck that hurt
He just would not peak me
I am cooking my shit, man, oh god, damn it, dude.
Fuck!
Alright, what are we doing here?
We are grabbing- oh, that thing's not even destroyed at all, right?
Unless they fucked up the- no, it's not even touched.
Not very good loot guys, not very good loot at all.
I should have thorax these guys and taken the gazelles, that would have been good, it's
50%
They're such bad this is terrible
Hopefully XP is better because that was trash
I'm going to crash!
Thanks, Aggie!
Thank you!
Child, thank you!
Thanks, John.
How's the day, man?
Been very good.
14,000 XP favorite type of kabob lamb kabob probably
chicken
chicken maybe lamb
lamb maybe chicken
I made lamb recently I've never cooked lamb in my life I only
hate other people to cook lamb
I've only paid other people to cook me lamb.
Not that I've eaten a lot of lamb before either.
I've never bought and made lamb.
I wouldn't even know what the fuck to do with it, to be honest.
Lamb is one of those things you can fuck up really easily, I believe.
and RPG
Well, still need me grenades because those came quite
in handy less read.
Oh.
Yo.
Yo.
That's good.
Mr. White, thank you, brother.
Thank you.
the
boy
or might
the
skier
and it was Shala for more than 80 meters. No thank you.
Wow. A reserve. Well, we have to do reserve anyway, so let's go to reserve. That has
slots for this, not a lot though.
So we got one slot.
Does that work?
It's like 230s.
I fucking guess.
That's that'll work
Of rbbk need rb pkpm
Oh, it's not bad
Not bad
Oh, it's not me.
Unlikely.
Unlikely.
the
the
the
the
the
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh, I just saw the video of that car crash. Jesus, man.
I can't link it it's the guy literally dying the call duty guy
I
The Vince Sampella he died he crashed a Ferrari somewhere and died tonight
He's the guy made call duty. I think he founded infinity Ward, right?
I'm gonna get you.
Oh, you're the.
Tony I sent the five.
Thank you.
The one in Nigeria.
Bad address right the Nigerian
line and got you I'll check the
There's a legend of video game design out of driving cars.
That one wasn't a legend of racing.
Know that.
Oh, they can just spawn right there.
I always forget about that.
OK, let's forget about that spawn.
Right.
Those are some good spawns.
Those are some sick spawns.
of
four
by your
to the
house can help you
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
So if you spawn in that building, you can legit just run out of it, peek that little gate
and kill whoever's spawning in the field.
that's kinda fucked up that you can do that
first off Merry Christmas Eve Eve and do you think therapist back shots smell like
I really had to get. Yeah probably, probably, turtle tank water, turtle tank water boiled
the raccoon elbow meat in
turtle tank water.
What a perfect time to tune in
TBH. What, me dying or us
34
34
Hmm
There's an ammo case of some room in it
Hi smile. Hey
Hey, hi
All right off we go off we go another one
Another one.
Maybe I'll spawn 30 feet from somebody this time instead of 20.
Hey, Tony, hey, do you know that Twitch Prime is free?
Really?
Wow.
I have no idea.
No way.
Free, you say?
We will worry.
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
Nings Grout.
You, Mr. Grout.
Matching, matching, there we go.
Connected.
Perfect.
Perfect.
you left early last night we went way up and then we went down a lot from the up
but we ended up 3x on the night so not a bad run if I quit while I was ahead
would have been a much better night but it's a good night it's a good night
can't be too mad about that right
can't be too mad when you 3x your money
I'm not here to be responsible.
We're not here to be responsible.
I believe the 1 million copies sold of this game since 1.0.
Yeah, I believe that.
I believe that.
I saw the report on DOJ website.
I've seen it.
Yeah, the BSU posted it on DOJ.gov.
You guys didn't see the sales reports?
Oh, they completely covered it with a black square.
Oh shit, okay.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Where are the fucking Rashala dolls?
Oh, a red key card.
Oh, a weed knife.
I mean, there could be sales on the launcher, not on Steam, but...
They sold a million copies of this game since 1.0 released.
of
the
I've been further away.
Hi Dad Happy Holidays.
Hello.
God, it's messy.
Good morning.
I don't know what to do with it.
Why is everyone trying to get the figurines?
What quest is it for because I see a piece of it in all of mine when I wish to smoke?
You need found and raid figurines for prestige.
Uh, after prestige two.
The first prestige you do.
you do you don't need them found in here you can just buy them
we were watching 150 kilograms lamp's raised with the rice cooker
happy holidays brother
damn good times
have a boner
Watch where you running. Watch where you running, scab!
Watch yourself. Watch your profanity.
Hmm.
That's my next pick.
I almost have a 52.
Oh, shit.
Let me finish up these weekly quests.
Fly through.
I need to get a bunch of extracts on reserve through the cliff descent extract.
So, let me just slam out a bunch of reserve runs, lightning rounds.
Lightning reserve runs.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
boom boom boom extract extract extract
my raid's so dead
oh sometimes they are sometimes they're not
according to steam db with a very very conservative estimate of 400k units sold on steam alone
so honestly one million is more than likely true
no because there's no way they sold 600,000 why would they have sold more on the launcher than on steam
think about that why would they release the game on steam and then people buy it on the launcher instead
I think it unheard. So they saw it on steam, wanted unheard and then went to the website
instead. If that's true, then they actually, they swindled, gave it, because the game is
basically unheard edition, let's be real. So they didn't list, they just have it on
there for steam like marketing purposes if that's the case
Oooooooo
Ooooooooo
Fuckin' pussy
Heh, you baitin' you little bitch
Oh, you're up there?
I saw your fuckin' ass up there, you motherfucker
BATSUKA, GERA!
BATSUKA!
MADONDA GERA!
I
Sharap, but not boy. Yeah, I guess
Let me think
Zakroy Rob Sharap
is this your fucking warfare?
Hasn't this is shibli yet?
What have I done?
What a mullah.
Where does he have more CVJs?
Suka
That's Suka. Yes, he does. Oh, he's got all the CBJs known to man. I
Heard a shuffle of feet
I heard a shuffling. I don't know if it was a scav might be a scav machine gun. I'm not sure
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
sent you DM on Twitter of steam DB link you can see for yourself
I believe it I believe 400k a mill a mill sounds outrageous so
but maybe maybe I mean I'm not I wouldn't be mad about it milling copy sold means more players
means more people in the game which means more people watching the game I'm not mad about that
You know I don't want it like oh they didn't sell any copies like I want them to sell copies of the fucking game
Free loop for watching Tony, let's go. I'm sorry. Thank you hydro
Reloot free money free loot every 10
Number 10 every 10 every 10
Tony's Pete's Zly
I need RBBK
You know the RBBK where's RBBK
Yay! There is none. What? Others.
Merry Christmas, Tony. Red Heart Emoji.
Thank you, sir. Merry Christmas to you as well.
Yeah, I really spent a lot of my money
Rerolling daily costs. Holy shit
Let's go
Got more to run. I'm gonna get the bathroom over there. Bye, guys.
you
you
you
Wow!
about that worry about that where we added to over here are we up to jump into work
He's not killing me off of my spawn, thank you, so far so good.
to get up to the cliff.
I didn't like the spawn that we got, not one bit.
Not one bit.
Oh, that guy was trying to melee a scav, what in the hell was he doing?
Why is he in the street, meleeing a scav?
Oh, I'm sorry. What are we doing today? Who is that guy? Who the hell is that?
Of all the scavs to try melee, it's the one in the middle of the street, too.
I wouldn't be doing that to each their own, but I would not be doing that
I'm not getting his tag in the middle of the street, that's where he just died.
in the street for a reason yo thank you fellas
holy hell take my Bezos money
gladly
let's look like they're off still
Do you still think you can beat an ostrich in a fist fight?
An ostrich? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, ostrich. Definitely.
Ostrich can't even fight with his fists, dude.
He ain't even got fists.
Thank you
This is really not a bad spot here guys
It's a bunch of them I don't know it's only more than two and I don't have a 20 round bag in this gun
It's a little box for Tony's pizza. I can't there's no there's nowhere to fall back
All right
Let's go
The dude at the start called you cringe
I'm just going to throw nades down there.
I have to go from the side.
Sauce demo.
Nothing good.
Nothing good.
hmm
Close the scab
I'm going to have to summon them, it's to meet people.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm just flanking.
Flanking.
Nothing to do against these guys while they're playing.
why are you running nice flanking around that way yeah I think they know I think
they know we're pretty sure they know because they're also playing with the
exact knowledge and I'm only a single person too. And I, it shouldn't know that. They shouldn't
know I'm alone. Maybe in the first engagement, but they know on this one too. It's Tony's
This is Pete's time, baby.
Yes, it is.
Thanks, Clark.
I'm just going to get out of here to get the extract.
I might die to somebody up on dome if they're there.
I don't see anybody.
I'm not going to be there.
Tell me.
It's going well.
Thanks to potato.
All right.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
I don't want to be in that raid anyway.
I don't want to be in that rain.
Oh shit, it looks like it.
Yeah.
I forgot my water.
I forgot my water.
and
and
and
and
and
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
let's try it out
let's try it out
doing great
we are doing great
doing quite well
the
the
the
Sir, I'll phone
All those 50 ammo cases are all
A lot of boats I just realized that my shit was
I mean, I don't know what I'm doing with all that but okay
You're Mr. Blue Collar. You should know all about that.
I don't know nothing about that.
I just go with your body.
Time.
Hmm
Hey
I
Ever fucked with tater tot hot dish, what is it tater tot hot dish? I fucked with tater tots before but I don't know what a hot dish is
Tater tots are good we out here we are out here
We're really outside you really outside. No.
Stop looking for the perfect match. Use a lighter.
Good idea. How are you doing today serving some pizzas helpfully?
been quite well today not been a bad day at all pretty good day to be honest just
blie at it sings Jeff in his underground bunker and bites slice of Tony's
Pixar enjoyed the holiday season Tony you too sir you too
I'm too what you know in talk of you never really lose your gear it's attacks
right off to someone with worse internet.
Want to be my accountant?
Listen to turnstile? Have you? Panterrisher? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
It's a RIP.
I did, and I saw.
Yeah, shit happens when you're doing shit in the car, right?
That type of shit does happen.
We're shitting a car.
I don't know, a dirty mic in the boys.
Good aim.
Good aim.
of
the
I think I'm going to be running a big traveler. I think you men shoo. Oh fuck I heard him again.
Alright I'm probably just going to go to the sky and run across.
pray that he doesn't shoot me in the back war then I can just LOS him with these crates
oh fuck oh fuck ahhhhhhh
oh bitch fuck that guy fuck that guy oh I should have brought me surgery kid
I wasn't even the guy that we heard initially that's another dude
I'm going to sit on this map right now.
A lot of sitters.
A lot of sitters.
And they ain't babysitting.
Next neck roll.
Thank you, soul.
Five heals. One, two, three, four, five.
I fucked a bunch of-
AHHHHH!
I thought he had the...
That's the mud he's been through here.
There's something on the left.
A wire on the left.
Above me, maybe?
Dead body there.
Gotta be above, right?
If he's not in the gym.
Daddy's in the gym though
That's why
What the fuck is this guy outside what the fuck is just a scan outside in the fucking
What the fuck are you doing in the gym, Jim?
I wasn't in the gym the whole time.
First our legs, now our arms.
How are you doing in the gym, Jim?
Whatcha doing down there, huh?
So, thank you.
So, definitely should have brought a new surgery kit, that's right.
surgery is already not looking too good
I need something over here to wipe Bishop if you must start out
Okay, I tried to shoot his legs and it wouldn't let me shoot at one point and it took like three years for me to be able to shoot. That was really odd. This map's fun today.
This map's pretty sick today.
I
Honestly, if it was if it would let me shoot I think it's cuz I hit W at one point and it crawled me a little bit
I could have just shot him in the legs
Yeah, this map's fun right now
Nobody fucking moves on this map everyone just sits at a quarter
I'm just seeing that ball. You got me on the outside looking in.
Like Jake Paul in the fight.
I wish you would have shot him in the legs. I honestly had plenty of time to kill him with leg shots.
I had plenty of time to kill him with leg shots.
I was found me right there again.
at least we can get a new surgery kit now.
You
I'm
going to be seven
something lightweight so we can be nimble and quick.
I
Wait, I've used so much I had like 5,000 rounds of FMJ what happened to it all I
Used it all I
Had so much God damn
Slump goes pretty quick
o.k.
Okay.
Maybe I've been using this gun
bit more than I realized.
.
.
.
I
Cry aside, thank you very much, sir
All my mags you need this many mags with this gun and choose their bullets
It choose the Ramo we got a
The package is shipped.
What is it?
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, 11.
Ooh.
That's a lot of fucking raids. I mean, I don't have to do it all today.
Five days.
Fill me with that load.
load. Okay, we have five days to do it, but I guess we just do a couple of days, like
three or four days, or I could just suffer and crank them out right now. Well, I'm doing
a dally right now as well. So I think I have to do at least four more or two, three,
Maybe four more, three more.
Mm.
Mm.
five, nine, three, and this way.
All right.
GL, Mr. Pizza Man.
Oh, W. Smiley, actually.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, big dog.
You as well, heen.
Thank you.
Actually, a good swan.
Does this make me survive it?
Survive?
Well, okay.
I have to survive.
We have to survive.
Let's go run around like an 88 and die before then.
I'm getting fucking shot at already.
It's not like someone shot him, man.
Nobody's here.
of
the
I don't know if he's a teammate, he seems very nonchalant about walking down here.
of
one more, close a couple more, but they're looking at three men
two
of
the
death
of
I fucked him up.
What are you doing, bud? I'm right next to you. You're healing at the fucking door right? What are you doing, man?
he's raging about audio right now honestly the audio is super fucked in those rooms like
really really fucked up yeah he got audio
one year with my baby daddy kissy kissy little Timmy has grown so much since he's been gone
thanks murder
thank you
outbound downbound downbound downbound down
now we just slammed a bunch of guys down there they're a little fucking geared too these guys
they're like super geared
Say that again, we just slammed a bunch of guys down here, they look super good.
Am I that?
Can I say it one more time?
It's your ear, your hearing doesn't work.
Alright, that buzzing is gonna drive me insane.
I gotta, I'm gonna go back mag somewhere else.
Holy shit, I don't want this a worst place to pack my eggs
TA checks for the content Mr. Pizza Man
Thanks, Ape. Thank you, Barretta
that's 12.
take a chance, shit.
welcome back.
welcome, welcome, welcome.
welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
I should have killed them later.
Subended writers, the drops started again.
Two camps, three Bezos bucks for you.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
This first guy wasn't PMC, look at that.
Look, Warlamah.
Get a Warlamah on him!
Okay, so far...
Oh, we got that guy scared.
There's the guy we're looking for.
High level, though. Holy shit, with that high level running some Bozo ammo.
M855, a little 48.
Why not?
Oh, I didn't even hit the, uh, the mark door. Let's go ahead and open it.
Wynah!
Wynah and Dynah.
Who are you? Merry Krimis?
Merry Krimis?
Mmm, alright, nothing. Ah, that was a shit room. Glad I used that key.
Hello, is this Tony's pizza?
I like to order a large double pepperoni with a banana pet pizza.
Large Coke and a cheesy bread. Thanks.
Like pepperoni and banana peppers?
What? That's not a real order.
Banana peppers on a pizza?
pizza that's not a thing right don't tell me that's a thing you're gonna see it's fire
you're making the pizza like crunchy uh mary ellen saga crypt hopes thank you very much
I think we're the raids as well.
I don't know.
Hell yeah.
I got a sandwich, a banana pepper, a shore, but on a pizza?
When they're warm, then they're warm?
I don't like that.
Somebody was up here.
That doesn't sound good to me
What is the snow best always the best
Oh from the pain that they surely know
What do I
and
all of the
of
that four kills right there on the board
to the sky just before you die.
I got it.
Whenever this pride.
Mister.
Pepper stay on the sandwich or a salad.
I want peppers and a salad. I want cheese and bacon and croutons
Oh, I should have taken those guys max. He had seven and forty. You know, it would have been nice to have him autograph.
Oh, well. Oh, well.
and
two
of them and I came and saw
I can't stand them, I can't stand them, to be honest.
Yeah.
Gross dude.
Fucking gross.
Ew.
Ew.
the
girls and he will
he didn't specify
man titties are grotesque
so
no
it
if
if
if
if
What do you do?
I
Kino thank you for the five gifted subs Kino
Thank you very much, stealthy. Thank you for the prom.
What's the song?
Ever long by the food fighters? What?
What?
What do they fucking teach you kids in school these days?
What do they fucking teach you?
I'm said old music well see I thought the old music comment was a lot of pocket and then I looked up when this album came out and it was
1997 so
The song's 28 years old
So
Fuck
Fuck
that makes me feel hell of old, yes
whoop w gang for life
thanks bossy, bloody shred, thank you guys
along with you
I mean I was like three years old when this song came out
I
Don't be back problems
Back problems, but give me at least five more years before I get back problems
at least come on okay we got extract I need this for shout out dude I've been
looking for 43 years for a fucking wish I don't need that we got to get out of
here that's we got to get the fucking doll out of here
It's now turned into a survival mission.
Oh my ass has gotta be found a raid.
I'll need it for prestige eventually, but that's the first one I've seen and it's
so fucking long. I mean, I could get him a yellow room, it'd be a lot, it'd be quick but I have
it right now. And I need extracts though. We're just gonna make this a really fast one if possible.
We'll play a really fast one where we live.
I believe it 33 minutes 33 minutes and I just have to sit and chill for a little bit.
Just wait out the timer.
I got one down, that's good.
Hey!
Hey, I'm ready to go through there, I'm gonna wait out for 33 minutes for 37.50.
3750
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fucking eye hair.
There's a fucking guy here!
This is how you talk how hands down, can we keep-
There's a guy here!
Drops again long why do you think that is?
Lots of drops early wipe this time around.
What do you mean why they're promoting the game for one point of release?
I love it.
I love drops.
You know all the fucking drops again.
I'm not here to kill you.
Come.
It's okay.
Come, let's get it.
Come, come, come.
Come.
Ha!
How did you say?
No, come on now.
We're sorry to do it, Chris.
We're seeing it coming.
Come?
Why are we saying to come?
Come on.
I was just doing it, Chris.
It's me and my hair and my hair and my hair and my hair.
It's still...
It's still looking around.
I'm not here to kill you.
Come.
It's okay.
Come, let's get it.
Come.
Come, come, come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
I
Come on, bro, do not do this. Oh, no, I can hear you
I'm doing this, please and said we don't have to fight
Doing a quest. I'm doing a quest to I'm just trying to leave
All right, so go somewhere else and I know I have to wait here
Come on, bro. I have to wait here
come on. Come on. But I have to
wait for two. I have to wait for
two minutes. Two minutes, 36
seconds.
Because then I get to survive.
You understand?
I got to stay alive, bro. Come on, bro.
it in the 15 second and then I leave and then I leave okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay i'm
okay let me chill i chill i chill okay i don't know this guy is so fucking scared he's so scared
okay
So how are you doing okay good chat
Good chat
Alright man I'm down if you're down just be cool with me please bro
I cool I cool I sit in corner I wait for the I wait for the one minute and the 20 second
And then I leave
Thank you, you're welcome you're welcome
Yeah, you know, I'm just showing up here bro you chill down there
Like a good chance good a good man
Thank you. Thank you. Welcome. You're welcome. Welcome, big boy.
I
Fucking down he does I need this doll
No, no, no, no, I can't kill him now do the karma will get me I'll slip on a banana peel and die
I got to the extra don't shoot me please
Bye bye.
Hoppa, have a good night.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Bye bye.
Got the doll.
We're salad owl.
It's secured.
It's secured.
I don't know what that was.
But that guy was that guy's got all the lights off in the house.
He's playing in the dark.
He's scared as fuck.
I killed that fork into me mate. He said something about your fork in balkyrie comes he said something about my
He actually talked about my gooch we heard him correctly
That guy was an Arc Raiders player. He might have been. That could be an Arc Raiders refugee.
Ah, the mighty Rashaladal. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The mighty Rashaladal.
I
7 out of 16 extracts.
Oh, did my maps craft? We need to craft another maps.
I need this maps that I was making and then need another maps.
One more maps. Easy. Wait, is this the thing that you used to extract from to Jill's hideout
on interchange?
Is this the thing that you used?
Does this work?
The first time I got one of those in a raid, it didn't work.
It literally didn't work at the beginning of the night.
I tried it at that door in the hideout.
If the drop it in front of the door, then pick it up again. Wait, what? Drop it on the ground at the extraction, then pick it up. Wait, you can't take them with you.
do. Well, these will just disappear. Am I not supposed to have this in my stash? It's
a green item. What happens if I bring them? I'm gonna keep them there for good luck. That's
good luck. I don't think those are supposed to be in your stash. That's like all the
Extract items that you can't bring out of raid
Cheating
I'm cheating
Oh
Man honeypot items well I got it from a daily quest so because I'm cheating
That Epstein video, like allegedly was fake in like at least five years ago or something.
The reason it was in the release was because someone emailed it to the DOJ asking if it
was fake and then they uploaded it in the
shouldn't that have just been deleted so have I emailed the DOJ a picture of
Epstein with the Cookie Monster and Elmo would that have made it to the leak
The website too
No
This video is fake all the videos indeed released by the DOJ it seems it's a collection of files collected by investigators and this fake video original 4chan
So yeah, if I gave him a picture of Elmo and the cookie monster and
And they might have also done that they might have put that up on the site
I'm just gonna stream a lot, I guess.
I'm going to put it back here.
Somebody back here.
They sounded like they were back here.
Charlie!
Charlie! Oh my god.
that's probably where we're running.
I'm someone just a power of the downstairs, they heard this guy.
What?
What?
What?
I didn't fucking see him.
I don't even see him.
I would, that's not what I ever said.
Oh, what?
That's not what I even said.
Oh, what?
I'm in danger.
three
three
three
three
three
three
of
the
of the
of the
of
the
of
the
of
Shut up, blyat, na chvoi!
I'm in pain.
I'm in danger and pain.
I was really awkward when I went up to kill that man and I just clicked.
I was pretty awkward.
we're good all good guys everyone's dead we're all good in the hood baby all
good
Oh, good baby, baby.
One MP7.
Was that the MP7?
I hope it's not from Jay in there.
Stage 4, so I hope so.
The JSP?
Oh, what the fuck.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit. Which mag did I pick up? Oh, fuck.
Where I've grown this?
Maybe that one didn't.
Good shit, man.
I fixed my body. I'm dying.
I'm dying very quickly.
Yeah, I guess the um, I don't fucking just cancel.
I just can't.
Tabbed out.
Holy blit.
Wee.
Um.
Oh, that fractures on.
No, I have to cancel this one because the fracture is on an arm.
God damn it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm gonna fix this.
Oh, okay, we're good now.
Now we're going to do surgery.
Boy, am I good?
Yeah, it's a little, a little disoriented right now.
I think we're a tough battle, okay?
Tough battle.
I was basically fighting like three people at once.
is really bad. The survival kit will heal fractures first if it's a fracture on a non-black
that limb because I don't know why I don't know why you never want that to be the priority
but that's the priority and be silent that I couldn't tell you a damn I got fucked up
If you randomly throw an aid, I'll kill my team mate right now.
Rest in peace teammate.
Rest in peace teammate. Execute order 66. Execute order 66. Now, you see the best part about
this deal is he's not even gonna get mad at me, he's just gonna get mad at his buddy.
You
Hey, he's not gonna be mad at me. You can't get mad at me. I'm not throwing it through the night
Landmark made me do it. So I've landmarked. Oh my god. Landmark jumped off on the bridge. You would too, huh?
Double key case
the key master the master of the keys Pablo thank you so much for the gifted subs
you very very much Pablo
I'm with that one guy in the matrix yeah just let the movie in the matrix the key master key maker
I'm surprised that guy was able to type with all that cum on his keyboard.
Shocked.
It must be really difficult with the keys to be all sticky like that, just goop, like
Stopped up, you know?
This map is a bunch of people fucking shroking their shit ferociously
In a corner. What is happening?
For- for- consciously doing it.
Fuck off! I told you everything! Fuck off!
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
Fucking cocksucker!
Yeah, he done the key to that.
Oh, brave Sir Tony.
Why can't I sprint?
He braves, he ran away.
Why can't I sprint? I can't sprint again.
What the fuck is happening? Why can't I fucking sprint?
It's making me stop sprinting.
What is wrong with my guy?
I can't jump.
I was like stuck in the ground.
I can't shoot.
Oh my God, it's lob teleporting.
I can't shoot.
Oh my, oh.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna die this guy.
Wait, he's not, wait.
Oh my God, he's shooting me.
Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh, oh, we're dead.
Oh! We're dead.
Fire?
Fire?
Hell, yeah.
We're so fucking dead, brother.
That scab is fucking just hammering me with a silenced TT at the moment.
I
Holds like marshmallows, but eventually a marshmallow would kill you like if you threw enough marshmallows at someone
Eventually they would die
Right how many marshmallows do you think you'd have to throw with somebody's head to kill them?
Millions of mellows no not a million at once no is eventually would kill them right
it. Best chat GPT.
Oh my god! Fuck you scab, you pussy!
Oh my god, what's the lag on that?
Fuck you and your marshmallow scab!
You do not have enough marshmallows to kill me!
So I was sure you could die from marshmallows right?
It wouldn't just like eventually like like repeated stress just kill you?
Where's chat GPT chat GPT? I'm gonna get a visit from the authority. How many
Marsh
Melos would I have to throw at some bodies head?
repeated
Repeatedly to kill them I
Cannot with figure out a
I
Hypothetically speaking if the marshmallows fell on
Someone's head how many would it take I
Can't give an answer the calculates how many impacts would kill or seriously harm someone even framed hypothetically
less than three
that's fucking stupid brother what is this fucking bullshit
could Marsh mellows
and
Hitting someone in the head at 25 miles per hour kill them over time
You know answer this one I
Can't help a value it where the repeated impacts could kill someone bro AI is bunch of pussy shit the fuck is it good for them?
We're so soft rest in peace. So fucking soft. We're so fucking soft, man.
She has a croc. Yeah, she has croc.
Elon Musk would totally support my endeavors in this question, this quest for knowledge.
It's like the Mythbusters raindrop torture test.
It will probably take some months to do damage.
Oh, Mythbusters tested it?
But like over a month of hitting some of the marshmallows you could kill them?
Probably, right?
Eventually it's gone, though.
Being pelted with ordinary marshmallows at 25 miles per hour will not by itself accumulate
Enough energy to kill you
But that says
Well now it's talking about Marshmallow marshmallow as fixiation
Tripping or hitting your head while dodging could be dangerous. It's not understanding the question. I don't think
It's saying no it wouldn't because you would starve before it said you would starve before you died
I thought we had you like hooked up to a feeding tube and you were there just like
You know on life support until the marshmallows
Overcame your bodily strength
And then eventually you Paris
There's got to be a number that would do it right like
The horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon is a short from 2008 which
is basically the same question, look it up.
Oh.
Maybe we shouldn't be looking this up.
Maybe we shouldn't be.
Well, while you're curling a pencil would eventually add muscle.
Uh, no, that's different.
Dude, what is up with this game?
It's just blowing up right now.
That's not the same.
We're going to get to the
end of the day.
So a marshmallow at 280 miles an hour would kill you.
I mean we can do the math on it.
How many how many jewels does a moving object to the head kill a.
Why doesn't AI give us the answers that we need?
is only about .4 joules less than a gentle hand slap.
But eventually it would do it.
There is a number where it would eventually do it.
eventually would
it's like eventually if you if you threw like a marble at like a
like a concrete wall eventually it would crumble
you would just have to throw a lot of fucking marbles
right
and eventually it would do it
I don't know, I guess you, I guess you peel, you regenerate.
plates.
That's
not how
I'm not going to reserve, sorry, I just had a brain fart.
Surgery kit?
Ah, I do need a surgery kit, good calm.
Good calm.
Oh
There we go. What are the extracts do I need? Eight more. Holy shit this takes a
while to do, doesn't it?
This takes a while.
three hundred the five hundred mile an hour marshmallow would get you but it
would probably disintegrate while going that speed
interesting oh my god this thing was fucking leaking Jesus Christ
Why is it leaking?
Chicky-bricky.
Oh, Chicky-bricky.
Chicky-bricky.
A 500 mile an hour marshmallow would splat and not harm you more than a bruise.
Yeah, I don't think that's true.
Yeah, I don't think that's true, man.
500 miles an hour, bro.
500 miles an hour.
A paintball.
A paintball is not going 500 miles an hour.
Hooray.
Thanks, Chonka.
159 our paint wall doesn't kill you I would a marshmallow
Well one you're not doing it's not it's not going that fast when it hits you
that's out of the end of the barrel you're not doing it point blank it loses a
lot of speed while it travels one
I don't know. I would imagine it too because the shell completely breaks and then it's liquid in the middle
It's a stale marshmallow is it stale or not it's stale
I could definitely kill you what
of
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
UUGH
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
F*** you!
of
death
of
death
Okay, that was dead.
Ah, he's dead.
This is the first guy there he is.
The Tajila masks?
As far as the eyes can see this light, they're everywhere.
Everyone's running these things.
They're all over.
Whoa, excuse me.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, there.
Oh, there.
I was going to tell you I joke about a girl who only eats plants, but you've probably never heard of her before.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Bless you.
That was pretty slick.
That was pretty slick.
That was pretty sick.
Well, it's not just the Jilla on interchange.
It's just that the bosses are such a high spawn rate,
and Jilla always has the mask.
So think about if you wanted one, you go to factory,
you kill the Jilla, you get the mask, boom, you can run it.
You die and lose it, you go and get another one.
And get another one.
Another one, another one, another one.
Or on, on interchange, same thing.
high high spawn rate on the boss and you can put the mask in your butt too so
every time you kill him you get it
you put a mustache in a cap on
I'm gonna put a mustache in a Capcom container.
I don't make no sense.
I'm still talking about March.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god, it's them
There's a wall there.
Another one!
We're going to go under the Harry Potter and run up to the back of that building.
if you were watching the ads
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
that scab is insane
how much time do you think you have spent in the inventory packing mags in your tar-colt
a lot a lot I mean I bet you honestly like one turbo one turbo viewer is
probably like sense it's probably sense over the course of a month if I had to
guess from one person
why fizzing later on and we have the mark on the TV at 47 volume to drown her out
it's how it's Christmas
well don't don't let her, she definitely just heard that man
she definitely just heard that you're fucked buddy
you're fucked
you're fucked
The real question is how long could you crank your hop before passing out from the
migration?
The sad part is we could probably calculate that.
You could probably, you could probably calculate that.
Yep, you can definitely figure that out.
I'm an aschat GPT hurry
One on the bridge
Big boy go
I think they'll glue hard, so what the fuck is he?
Okay, he's right there.
Um, okay.
Okay.
I don't even know what he shot me with, because it didn't make any sound, but okay.
good big Tony how was your weekend was good
was good
or axe throat oh yeah oh you know Valmont for I love getting shot in the throat hell yeah
hell yeah trying to throw baby
Ann-na-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Uppppppppppppppppppppppppp
I'm not afraid.
Deadly from more like deadly honks smile.
I'm just in, don't I afraid.
So how about these reserve raids? Oh boy
Every single how many more I needed eight more extracts on this we'll come back. We'll go somewhere else take a little trip somewhere else for a bit
Reserved out of my mind right now
My question is, where did it go?
All right, backpack, grab in here, milk.
You
Hmm
before. I mean, terrible. That was okay.
Labyrinth is just kind of, it's just kind of boring, to be honest.
Hmm
What?
Where's that?
Where's that?
That's a keeper
She's probably like you want me to do what you want me to do what so that you can get what
Oh and something like that
Happy birthday
Our boyfriend actually did it
I'm not even watching no offense. That's okay. I'm farming ad revenue off of you. No offense
None take it man. None take it
Not taking you're farming me. I'm farming you right back
Yes, sir, that's called the circle of life right there. That's the fucking the food chain
That's the food chain
That's fucked that's called capitalism, baby
That's not fucked. That's a symbiotic relationship if I've ever heard one
That's like the little fish that hangs on to the body of the shark and just eats the bacteria off the shark
But nobody fucking eats the fish because he's riding on the back of the shark
It's like what up, I'm on a shark you can't kill me and he just gets the scraps and the shark gets cleaned
I'm the shark and you're the fish
Yeah, those works
Yeah. See how this works guys.
Sharks are fish.
Is the shark a fish?
Well, I know it's not a mammal.
Is it a reptile if it lays there?
I guess it's not because fish lay eggs, too.
I guess the shark is a fish.
I didn't mean a fish, though.
Duff fish like the little fish that hangs on the back of the shark. I don't know what you call that little fish
I'm sure it has a name, but I don't know what it's called
Wait, why are sharks categorized as fishes fishes is a word the fish was plural
Mora
the
shark isn't a fish, barely it is.
Let it snow.
You can do the same thing with deers.
No.
There's no way you're like, hey bro, you want to go hunt some deers?
Some deers. We're gonna go fishing. We're gonna go catch some fishes, man. You want to join us?
We're gonna open up a couple of bruchachos and catch some fishes.
Damn, somebody get in here and here.
AHHHHH!
You had to chill and ask, like every fucking person in this game looks like...
I can't do anything, it's a jill on them.
What is she? She's a fish wizard?
I'm the fish with the- I'm the fish with the-
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
UUUHU HUHUHUHUHUHUHU!
HAHHAHHAHAAAAAAA
I was wondering why I'm the fish wizard though.
Don't come customs.
Yeah, you better not come customs.
Because I'm here, the fish wizard.
The fish wizard.
came in my room and asked me if I was okay. Well, if I had family here, they would probably
ask if I was okay too. My fucking neighbor might come over and ask me. Is someone dying
inside of there? What is happening? Holy level six plates. He came. Oh, oh there are
buddies he came customs became customs and he went to Jared they were they were
matching us
what cute was that they're matching names they were like husband and husband
I
Know
I'll be sad a tarp
actually probably killer cuz he's just running over crimmies on nj
probably killer
probably killer, thanks Jay, thanks Jaraxie
the lag net has been let me down this way big time
there's flashlight on, I'm gonna light it on
Oh, isn't Dressful Chad?
I'm telling you, everyone's into Jell-O-Mass lately.
Yeah, yeah, this gun is absolutely good, very, very good gun, this thing.
Actually, maybe it's a jello, because it's just on factory, just going crazy in there.
The milk factory going nuts.
That's what we're gonna extract right here.
Slow Zeeley!
I thought that was a fucking player.
Yeah, that was a fucking player.
Goddamn.
on the menu if you include the tenders and the toast and the slaw and the four
items. Raising Games has five items total in all of their meals. They have out of six.
They have tenders, fries, toasts, slaw, sauce, and a bun if you get the
damage like a fucking idiot. So really it's only five. And the answer is the sauce answers
the sauce. Final answer. Regis locked me in for the million dollars. Thank you. Thank you Regis.
And now I'm stuck in the end.
Same thing in and out.
It's because these companies realize
that typical fast food sucks because they
have 3 million menu items.
And when you drop the menu items
and you do one or two things only,
you can do one or two things way better and at higher
quality without sacrificing on the cheap and fast aspect of it.
It's the same thing with like most good restaurants.
I'm telling you, if you go to a restaurant and the menu is 40
pages, the food is not good there.
If you go to a restaurant and they have a small menu, there's
a couple of options for appetizers, whatever entrees,
food's probably going to be pretty good.
Small menus better.
It's always better.
But I guess not always, but like general rule of thumb, small menus better.
That's how it is.
You just specialize in a couple of things, right?
Chinese food. But what Chinese food is like the same thing essentially cooked a million
different ways kind of. And I wouldn't exactly say that your local Chinese joint with menu
items you know the page with all the red font and menu item 1 to 173. I wouldn't
exactly say that the food is good. Like if you went to a good Chinese restaurant they're
not going to have a giant menu probably right but I'm small menu there's maybe
exceptions but small menu is typically what you want to say it's in my opinion my
humble opinion my humble but expert opinion
Thank you. Thank you Radar, he'll be here for 65 more. Thank you. Thanks plague. Thank you Jay. Thanks. Hafe
Donald's trash in the USA. I've only had McDonald's in the US and China
China was
Regular McDonald's with different menu items
It was the same getting a case three. It was the same shit
eight months my brother wait what
cast three like the shotgun
they get those
oh you mean the knights gun the knights the knights i see the knights the knights
i see now there's a map of shotgun i was like what the fuck i'm gonna have one of those
I
Didn't China twice and they're twice now
15 months. Let's go was not about to watch ads
Thanks, Garbo. I
Don't know at least in China fast food was still just fast food. It was still trash
But really tickles my pickle was still all trash
So fast food was the actual food was great
Let's go Polish McDonald's is trash as well BTW
trust you
trusted China recruiter me. I went to China in
2016 and
Last year
It was last year recently I went I went a long time ago and then recently
Yeah
Pretty cool place though, honestly looking crazy over there crazy over there
We'll go last year for a Delta Force event.
They had an event for the, I had a whole video on it.
There was a launch of the Delta Force game in Asia and they invited me and me, Hestili,
And then they had two, I forgot exactly was they had two
Counter Strike players there and we were the only white people.
Everyone else was like Japanese or Chinese.
Kind of wild.
No.
There's a lot of people there. They're all Chinese or Japanese.
It was fun, that was actually really cool man.
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
That was a great raid.
Now I know everyone's wearing the Jilla helmets.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I got killed chief earlier
today. Wait, did he actually
or are you trolling?
This
no way it's actually true. Monty, thank you very very very much.
So, so I might wear an alternate for the rest of the fucking day after that.
or we go to the labyrinth
Or we go to the labyrinthal.
Coming up on five years. Cheers and have a merry Christmas.
Oh man, thank you.
was the worst for you. Hardcore wipe.
Definitely a hardcore bullshit wipe. That shit sucked dude. That was so bad. That
wipe was actually miserable. That was terrible. I don't think anyone, I don't
like anybody would disagree with that also when they first added the weight
system I mean they changed it kind of quickly because everyone raged no
actually the first wipe when they changed the armor system was fucking
terrible too until they shrunk the hitboxes because you were just dying
to neck shots like anytime someone shot you just died didn't dig armor made
zero difference at all. It was terrible. That was really bad and when they first added the
weight system, it was brutally bad. Yeah, those were all really bad times. They did change.
It wasn't like a whole wipe where they didn't change it, but when they did, it was, oh,
those rough. Really took a lot of fun out of the game.
I can't dedicate.
I think about just a second, Swart.
Oh, me, you're white, Swart.
Make me understand it.
No ears, I don't want them ears.
and
we don't want them years
Mm-hmm
Okay
Is this the guy fighting the dude in the coat and the yeah this
Caban versus I don't even know is that Rashallah
Caban versus Rashallah
Bro, he can't even stand up
I
Like I was fucking huge. Oh, you can't see sorry
Caban versus Roshala
He's got no balance row his leg buckled
He couldn't even stand on more like why they let him in the ring with a coat like that
Why they let him in there with a coat
the
as a Russian it's delusional way but why I don't know who this people are that just looks like we're shallow versus come on.
Paul fight. No, not enough take down attempts. Mom, no take down attempts.
It's really funny.
The jacket is a known Russian troll.
Well, he can't stand on one leg.
I
Know broken jaws
Do that one picture that's going around from the Jake Paul fight
Where AJ is smiling as he's loading up the right hand?
He's got the right hand back and he's just smiling like I'm about to send you to God
That pictures and Jake's like this in the court
That picture is fucking great
He's like oh this one's gonna do it
This punch is gonna do it he knew he knew it
Look, this is the jawbuster right there
99% of people never get in the ring with him 99% of people would get in the ring with him for
$90 million dollars
Right
I mean he didn't get knocked out well, I guess he like technically did but like he wasn't unconscious so
I still low-key I think that
Normally I don't agree with the whole like the fights were rigged stuff that one
I don't think it was rigged, but I think they there's a guy there
I think they did have an agreement where AJ was supposed to let it go for more rounds
I don't know maybe the Tyson fight was I don't know I thought the AJ fight maybe was
of
27 months,
and
fuck I was literally thinking about bringing this fair visor to him
it did like no fucking damage to it she's in the worst
It's just in the worst possible place to have a crack on my miser. I can't see anything.
I think I'll shoot him in the back now.
Gang gang.
I can see that, I don't know what it was, but I can see it, am I going to go into the
labyrinth with the spiderweb on my face?
One year has not to get you my prime.
Thank you, duck.
Fuck it.
Don't get shot in the face again.
fuck it
don't get shot in the face again, easy
everyone's probably got crazy ammo down here
probably better off with the visor up
maybe
I can't see shit so we should be fine he should be alright and really should
have brought the visor though really should have brought the visor
Come on game let's go
Hello?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, no, no, no, no.
Excuse me, oh my god.
the
is
this thing on the back
What do you what do you plug into that?
Is that for like communications?
No, it's definitely a like a port because it has a little cover that it's not attached.
I guess it's for like the headset communications or maybe that is there.
I don't know.
Who knows? It's a Russian.
Nobody knows. It's a Russian.
more.
These helmets don't actually do anything in real life. Yeah, but let's kind of go straight
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I don't know.
If you brought one.
Come on game let me go in here. Let me go.
This is what I hate about Labyrinth, these double queues. The double queue ain't my favorite
thing in the world.
You ready for pistol rounds?
OK, so fun fact, every ballistic element in existence
is pretty much only rated for pistol rounds.
Maybe there's probably some stuff
that is that may or may not have worked,
but anything modern is rated for 124-grain 9mm.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh, what's this? Reaching a room.
Generally speaking, if you get shot in the head,
you are complete it's the key wasn't there fuck shit where is it there's a
fucking key I can't find the key I'm near the metal parts now
Where is it?
Um...
Uh...
What?
What? Where is it?
I don't understand or it's not in the dead of this hand oh it is there fuck I
looked at it so many times
Oh, we're really late to the party now, I already have gunshots.
That just fucked this whole run for real.
Found the clip of that guy killing Sheaf earlier today.
Did he actually?
If he is, then that's bullshit.
If this guy kills sheath too early, then that's bullshit.
Did he check his profile? That's the same name.
Okay, so I got a cheating, then.
I don't feel bad about them.
I don't feel bad. He's probably sniping and cheating.
Yeah, it's probably sniping and cheating because there's no way, why do you run to two streamers at the same rate in five hours?
fuckin' dodge, cov!
blyat!
suka!
gornok!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
cah!
Stop!
How's the pizza monster Tony doing today?
Stay waiting for that large sausage pizza after 43 months.
It got off the road and got on this game for the first time this wipe and forgot how
Yes, I am.
Oh, no.
He did!
I got him.
Sometimes...
Holy fuck, there's a hand in his bowl.
He's got their hand!
What the hell is the fucking hand that is cut off into the bowl in here?
Holy shit brother!
What the hell did they put a hand in the bowl for?
I don't know.
You offered it up to some fucking horse or something?
You put his hand in a horse?
What are you thinking?
Well, well partner what are we doing here?
I mean, Loki, you already killed the bosses, I just need to do my fucking course, I don't
mind if I lie to you.
I'm chill if you're chill, I'm chill, I killed one guy already.
You killed a guy?
I killed a guy.
You're chill, man.
Hell yeah.
Are you with a guy or is it just you?
So then there could be two other guys
Should we
Should we be two guys should we be two guys and kill the other two guys?
You want to be two guys and kill the other two guys
I'm chill if you chill
Watch your step you're gonna get poison now
I won't but you don't kill me
Hello, I'm fresh I'm signaling you a bat signal I'm standing around the open don't kill me now
Hello, hello, hello
They doing there
I can't see I got shot my face. I killed this guy over here now
And this guy right here killed
I gotta go grab some notes of some scientists.
Oh, well, you should be clear for the other two guys.
You should check the other spawns.
Where'd you spawn?
I'm spawning this looking peaceful.
Oh, the Ninja Turtle goo, OK.
OK, we gotta check.
Checking.
I'm checking.
I'm checking.
I got dead shit over here!
You know what's up, brother?
I got dead shit here! Somebody was here!
Oh, I think he died.
He's being up and down.
Oh, shit, he did.
Maybe.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello girls!
I don't think it is...
I don't think it is...
I don't think it is...
I don't think it is...
I don't think it would be two.
Oh, there's one dead in here.
One dead.
I'm gonna check the shotgun now.
Hello!
Hello!
It's closed.
I'm gonna open it.
maybe maybe you ran maybe you ran into the shotguns
Let me give it a whack. Let me give it a whack. Yeah, I
Got some pretty strong legs. I don't kick it again. Kick it again. Kick it again
I think it's gonna give oh, I think you lose and do that. Hold up. Hold up. No one more one more
I think it's loose. I'm gonna try it, okay?
Oh, shit! Okay, I don't think I knew what's in there.
All right, it should be okay. Good stuff, my man.
I'm just gonna loop through it a little bit. Oh God, watch your step.
Oh my god. You're good! Okay. He's good. He says he's good. He says he's good. I'm just
over here looting. Don't mind me. You're good, buddy.
loot that feller I killed or you can loot the other guy that died to the scavs
wanna loot any of those bodies?
I'll leave you here. That's all you.
That's all you. Whoa, the scavs did the work on one guy.
They got that one guy.
I found the key for this other room over here.
I love you Mr. Landmark.
There's the corpse key and the obsidian is the corpse key. Now in the scientist's
hands there's another key.
Which one's got it?
You have it?
A letter.
I think he needs that note.
Does he need that note?
And which hand is it in?
Isn't it one of these hands?
We're all the scientists with the hands.
No, I'm looking for it. I have one on me if you need it.
Yeah, I found the corpse keys.
Here, right here, right here, right here.
in his hand.
I'm gonna go to Corpse Key and then leave. Take it easy, brother.
One star.
I think they have all these BPs aren't they?
Oh, I just got some BPs too.
Okay.
I used to have the BPs.
Just take the BPs.
Oh
Game boy
Hope I'm gonna leave for the other
God he might be dying
Don't leave it for the other guy. That's all to make it live with him. I
Got plenty of shit right now. I'm not gonna lie
Let's go
See you later, man! Bye-bye!
T-Bot?
Whatever, we're good.
We got what we came here for.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! I have a crazy request!
What kind of ammo do you have in your gun?
I got the CDJ.
because my visor has two points of damage missing
can you shoot me in the face with a scav gun?
you think you can do that?
oh, there's an MPX
oh, I just need to repair it
what happens in this?
oh, that's a pretty good app though
Hmm
PST on the on the influence. Oh, that's no, that's not PST. That's
It's not right. Is that not red? Oh, it's PST. Oh perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah
Let's see I
Send one into my visor
Yeah, good years your good shot
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Waiting.
Let's try like one more.
One more on it, do it.
Good luck.
All right.
I think we're good.
All right.
I think I should be good.
Thank you, my man.
I appreciate that.
See you later, buddy.
what a guy man what a guy what a guy what a guy that's a lot of trust I put a
lot of trust in that man although to be fair he also trusted me because I could
have blasted him there easily but but for what for what would we gain for what
What would we gain?
Oh, me.
What a guy he was.
What?
That's a good guy right there.
He leaves it on full auto and just fucking
mack dumps me in the face.
Just fucking mack dumps me.
Oh, shit.
Neck shot yeah, I was a little worried that he'd shoot me in the neck
Although if it was one bolt to the neck it wouldn't kill me
Yes, ah it's repaired now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, perfect, our plan worked excellently.
Keep that little six right there, do that.
Waitin' when your eyes are on the door, yes, I know, very good, very, very, very good.
M-A-I-A-P's. You'll love to see it.
Can I get another Tetris?
and
the
and
and
Mm-hmm
Boom one two three four five six seven thirty five bitcoins we got right there you
Thirty five bitcoins right now
Rich millionaire
Trim the doll.
Use a man, Ada.
Turn 40.
Yeah, these are for my prestige transfer.
All right.
Let's try and knock a shot in the face on our way to the labyrinth this time so I could use a
use a fucking helmet down there.
Go, I'm gonna run the bathroom as well.
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, so that went back.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see if I can get some sleep.
Runnin
I'm not a bad spawn for what we're doing. I don't think anyone might actually beat us here
Don't think anyone will beat us
I think I'll be clean so far only ran into I only did one raid actually but
yeah we made a friend we made a friend
Calm down.
Come down, Mr. Stove. Come down.
Interaction.
Interaction.
Interaction.
Well, we're good.
Let's get it on.
let's get it on let's get it on
who's that resorted and ever co went toxic thinking with subs guys oh in ears no i actually
I feel like I can't tell where anything is coming from when I use those.
Like anything.
Like nothing at all.
I'm using that nothing. I'm
raw dog in the wristy helmet.
Just straight raw dog in it,
man.
Yep.
Raw dog in the wristy.
I don't think anything really competes with it all around as a gun.
It's just you're shooting like crazy pen ammo at
850 rounds per minute with not a lot of recoil
With good ergo, it's kind of busted
Well, it's better than the HK is way better ergo than the HK
But even if you had like better ammo and an HK this thing's still out ergos it
You just don't get the 60 round mags in this gun, but it's literally a better HK
At our ammo better stats
Just slightly lower mag capacity
Thank Dan tour thank you for the two gifted subs man, then clean cold and you mount II
the
love watching the old suppressor came back to talk about Michael flash and
low-requires suppressors are insane in this game thank you live welcome back
I'm going to go back.
Hey, so thank you for the bits.
Oh, this is
burns from suppressors.
I've never done it.
One of my friends
We went shooting a while back and he's shooting a handgun or the can on it and
it got hot and he put in a holster and the can like melted a hole in his shorts.
So that his shit fucking flopping around because he like melted like the whole
bottom of his shorts out of there like in a like a like a plastic but like a
nylon material which I guess is plastic they're like nylon shorts I guess just
fucking melted all of it like synthetic oh my leg was gone long live the king
thank you for the 10 gifted subs thank you very very much my man I
appreciate that thank you's always christening the three months
I don't know. I've burnt a few fingers on suppressors. I can't lie that happens a lot
Yep, left a few fingerprints on some my cans
the
That's like a perfect.
I shoot often, much more than most people, but not as much as I would like to, but recently often.
This is a fucking queue ain't it?
This is a queue right here.
Not a gun tube channel.
Honestly streaming is definitely a better gig.
Streaming is definitely a better gig.
streaming's got to be a better gig
uh, skillos it is, yes
hmm hmm hmm
ATF here, where do you shoot, we'd like to sponsor some bullets
I
Somewhere over yonder
We do it all if you wanted to I
Mean it would cut into time doing other things like running a YouTube channel like that that type of YouTube channel
It's it's that's a full-time fucking job
Especially talking about days of like filming is hours plus like you are probably traveling somewhere to film
that's a like full fucking day of filming a video plus plus preparation for it as
well I'm setting everything up I mean edits I wouldn't edit shit myself but
like it's a lot of work that's not something it's like oh I'm just gonna
do it on the side and make like a legit YouTube channel like that
I have sex with Tylae D boy.
Hey, whatever gets you going, man?
Whatever gets you going?
69, nice.
Nice.
Nice.
nice alright this queue was crazy I think this is gonna be our last
labyrinth run for a little while these queues are nuts
this could literally be like a three second rate dude
I don't think you guys want to watch me five-man labyrinth either.
I bet chaos will not elaborate because you're the only PMC's in here when you're in a fight man, just why it's lame
You spawn in and it's just kill a couple of AI and then you just loot and that's it, it's all amount
There's no other players.
He's fucking full auto in the pump shotgun.
Less than three.
And give Mantis.
I
Don't worry I spawned
Thank you for the content as always brother.
Thank you.
Oh shit my leg!
I didn't want to ask you if it's Mark's pee.
He's shooting me through the fucking thing, dude!
He's shooting me through the fucking thing!
I guess I shouldn't have killed the Jailer in the open there, but I figured I could
duck behind the tractor and I wouldn't get shot through it.
He literally just shot me through the tractor.
I could have just stood there and killed him, but I thought that that would at least block his bullets
But he shot me through the thing
That's a little absurd I could have just sat there and shot him in the face. That's crazy
Well, you live in you learn you can't
I can't hide behind the tractor from Kilo.
Oh, well, there was a lot of ammo, there was a lot of ammo.
we're going to go to the streets maybe if I will but
I don't know. I died with the NL. I died with the NL.
I don't need this but I gots too much.
Chaz, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you so much Chaz.
Appreciate that, man.
And God, I'm breaking your 58 months, bro.
Thank you, fellas.
one more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a roll-off. I don't know, one more
I
Alright, that's our XP looking like oh dude, we're almost level 52 fuck. Yeah, we're almost there
We're almost 52 52 53 54 and then we're done we have three more levels after this
And this week this is um
That's gonna be 36,000 XP when that's done crafting which should be honestly
It's probably done and then I've eight more extracts cliff descent on reserve and that's
320,000 XP
so that's a lot of
A lot of XP kind of ads here are absurd
Oh, it's drops and you can watch on YouTube or kick if you want to dodge some ads and farm drops, but
Right now it's
Drop season brother
Uber kick no ads on kick
This is a quick cue. I need some food. What am I gonna eat? I'm starving. It's getting late, too
Bok, am I going to eat?
Pepperoni pizza that do sound pretty good
That do sound pretty good
But pizza sucks by me, honestly.
There's no good pizza by me.
There's one place that's OK, but their shit gets ice cold
in legitimately five minutes.
So you have to just eat it there.
But you cannot deliver it.
If you deliver it, that shit gets to you,
and it's just fucking frozen.
So they put it in an icebox.
Wrecked thank you
Me down, okay dominoes is fine low-key. I don't mind dominoes at all, but it's not good pizza
But I guess like late night. Yeah, it would hit
and
and
the
Nothing good
We don't have any good options. I recently moved down south from New York and the pizza here is got doorful
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I
agree I
Agree there are good spots, but like your local pizzeria is fucking shit probably
Which sucks cuz I don't want to travel for pizza. I just want to call up the local pizzeria and get good pizza
I
Well guys
I'm indecisive right now
First world problems. Hey first world problems are still problems. Okay
Don't talk shit of my first world problems man problem is still in the name
All right
I'm going to give Fogo the child delivered in the wee hours of the night honestly I
should over the child's pretty good
there's no way they even deliver they forward a child's like a they walk
around with the meat on the stick and you tell you flag them down like a
You're in a NASCAR pit stop.
It comes over and starts slicing it.
They do deliver?
Are they rallying?
It's kind of snow on them.
There's an app where you can get them meat.
they don't get rid of.
I don't think I want the meat that they don't get.
What?
Oh, double melee.
I don't think I want that.
It's called grinder.
Right.
The other one, yeah, they got an hat for that, buddy.
Do they have a fucking app for that?
Oh, holy shit.
That was good.
Oh, man.
Kids these days don't know what that is.
Grindr? I hope they don't know what Grindr is.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
The Meat Spin app.
I thought that was just a website.
They have an app for that, too.
I thought that was just a website.
Oh, back in my day, it was just a website.
It's gonna happen.
It's probably what you think it is.
Well, it's what you probably think it is.
If you're thinking about, boy, what could that mean?
That's what it means.
No, no, it's not a kebab site.
No, it's not about meat spinning on the rotisserie.
No.
There's no shawarma on that website.
No, sir, there is not.
Yeah, honestly someone open up a fucking like kebab shop with shawarma and shit and call it a meat spin.
Morious.
It's called meat spin.
It's sausage shop or something.
Hmm.
Fuck, I died. Holy shit, he's gonna clap.
This guy stole my kill.
I'm going to be
got down our people got a scab down
got a scab down
I know oh my god some fucking machine gun
off
all
of
death
of
death
of
death
I got some more guards to kill though.
On our regular scabs as well.
What am I saying?
I'm not like the others.
Boom. Boom.
Yo. Boom. Yo. One thank you for
seven months.
That just reminded me of that one song.
You know, that's not a torn by like Kelly Clarkson or something, right?
Who sings that?
Is that Kelly Clarkson?
No?
Oh, Natalia and Berglia.
Yeah
Goes well my friend, how are you?
If you also by that guy fucking slammed my armor
Oh come on
Big man walking.
Wow.
Wow.
That's sound good too.
Get him, scab.
Get him, get him, get him.
Don't let him shoot you like that, scab.
Fuck him up.
You like that scab? Fuck him up!
Wow.
That's that.
Oh, it's Blazer.
Blazer, I need bullets.
Give me bullets, Blazor.
The scab.
I don't think this guy's making a maneuver.
Or he's making Manua.
I think it's Mickey Mandela.
Come on out, I think.
This guy probably is good ammo. He fucked me up. BP. Perfect. Want that?
T. I don't care about that, but you re-guss her by as much.
Yes, I know don't want that
that.
Shotgun.
Damn, nothing good on these guys.
Nothing good unpack some of this
60 boats 70 boats maybe 60 boats
Needs a tab.
Recommended strategy, open up a few tabs, stream some drops, mute all the tabs, and let
it fucking go.
Let it cook.
There has to be volume in the Twitch player though.
Just gotta be.
It's not true.
My experience is true.
I don't know, maybe it's different for you or on different browsers, but that's the safest way to do it.
Could depend on a browser, but like I said, just feel-proof strategy.
It's a strat.
I didn't even see the other guy, didn't even see him, there was another one staring right
there.
Didn't even see him.
I don't know.
I don't know man. I don't
understand how some people
play this game but teach
their own.
M1a, how did I not hear it like actually shooting?
And why are you doing test drive on streets?
That is the worst map to do it on.
Why in the world are you trying to get the test drive kills on that map?
I would definitely not be doing it on streets.
It would be the last place I would try doing it.
All right, I know I said yesterday I was never going to use this gun again,
but we're going to use this gun again.
It's gonna be glorious.
I've got an itching to fucking shumash people to shmitherines.
I want to see their soul exit their entire body when I fucking blam them.
He's cold and empty.
Yes, we are.
and
I don't even know how much ammo I still have for this gun.
Coco, thank you very much, sir.
Okay.
I'll show you how to do it.
Alright, let's try this out.
Let's try it out.
Let's see if I can oh my game streets
That
All right, I need food any food any food any food should I get a quesadilla?
He said Dilla
You can't really build
There's only like two things you could even do the gun the story the stock or the support one suppressor
the stock
pistol grip and the four grip. What's it?
Mexican grilled cheese, I mean it's fucking fire isn't it?
Mexican grilled cheese rocks
Let's see, what else they got this place?
What else they got?
I
Arrive
Soft tacos
I
First one that looks like it won't blow my fucking butthole open
Hello I got a al pastor. Let's see if they got any good al pastor
I don't want to eat that. That sounds very bad for my insides, it's al pastor, isn't
Isn't it like rotisserie pork basically? It's like they do the meat spin, but it's with pork
And that slice
That's like a our pastores good I
Don't know if it's good from this place, but we're gonna find out
And then, yeah, they serve, like, onions and cilantro and something else.
Where am I from? I grew up on Long Island. On Long Island, man.
That's where I grew up.
I don't know. It's been a while but
that's where I'm from.
I have to die.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to be a little bit different from the rest of the world.
I think I'm going to be a little bit different from the rest of the world.
That's a little bit different.
But a little bit, I mean, a lot different.
Did I leave Shlong Island when I went to college, so that's what, 17?
17?
I've almost been not living there for longer than I've lived there at this point.
I mean, I'm, I'm missing a bit of living there right now, man, it's so, I don't know,
the shittie place
fun but it's shittie place
no one
have to jell here
Long time viewer, second month subscriber, thank you musty, thank you Shachem-er-man,
too expensive, New York is insanely expensive, outrageous man, but you live in a shack and
It's a $1.5 million shack.
He's like, what is happening here?
What's going on?
Why is this shack a million dollars?
of
the
Nope.
Shut up.
Nope.
I don't like going in there, it's a very easy place to get trapped.
Sometimes there's good loot plus the jail in there.
Davo!
I'm gonna have to leave him here for you.
It's like I did it with somebody.
It's fucking wrong, honey.
You just ran.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
He's going to try and push me.
I think he's gone.
I think he's gone.
not good, not good, hang on back, hmm, well, I don't know where else people are right now.
What's that?
Wait, what?
Oh, I am live there.
That's weird.
Alright.
I need to find something to do here.
I need to find something to do here.
I need to shoot something, my god.
Am I right?
I meant to do that I meant to do that because I've realized that the walking was not on top
and it was down low and you said dropped at the perfect angle to visualize the scale.
I have to do that.
It's just high level gameplay right here guys.
I know some of you guys don't really understand it, but this is just high-level gameplay.
Alright, this is how real professional gets shit done.
You know, I'm giving you a glimpse into the mind of a Tarkov savant.
Alright.
Alright.
just just just how like you know this is how the the point oh oh oh oh oh oh one
percent lives or games is that the point oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh one
100% games. Next stream with the lab. I don't know. Probably me, myself and I.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Here's a mort which drops.
Thank you, Zeno.
Load them drops, baby.
Load them drops.
Bam, motherfucker!
That's cool.
I actually haven't gone through it.
You got plenty of food.
Just nobody goes in the mall anymore in this game, huh on this map like the mall is just a no go
I assume now.
Why don't you have two factor on two factor authentication on everything?
three factor authentication. Yeah, they're going to want a dick scan before you log in.
It's a mordecai, a physical device that has your passwords or something like that, does
this work?
Is everything except that?
So you have to have your password plus your UB key?
What happens if I lose my UB key?
I break it. What did I break it? Explode. That sounds perilous. That sounds quite perilous.
This map fucking sucks. We gotta get out of here. Maps will snooze it right now. Yeah,
no one goes in the mall anymore on this map it's so weird
it's the mall map that no one goes into the mall
thank you rinston
the mall map that nobody goes into the mall
it's just like a mini mall
hunk umbra
oh yeah
find it
the market also in real life too I I think the last time I went to a mall was
probably a year ago and it was actually crowded as fuck
I don't think maybe it was around the holidays though.
It might have been around the holidays.
I
Sunrise mall when I lived at the Sunrise mall was the same day he logged in bad
The Sunrise mall is not
Like now
I don't know it was uh what everything was Roosevelt Field Roosevelt Field or like Broadway
Mall.
It's like the only good ones right.
There's one in Smithtown.
I was, uh, what went into...
Smith Haven models, alright.
Sounds legit to me. Oh, Smith Haven. Yeah, Smith Haven. That's Smith Town, Smith Haven. Yeah.
just that one
alright, it's been a while for me guys, it's been a while
I haven't been over there in a long time
it wasn't no field mall, it was always the best though
oh my god he's going full auto oh my god
I retired this gun yeah and then it sounds like a good idea on this map but
there's like nobody here so it wasn't really good idea
This gun's fun when it works, but when it don't work it ain't very fun.
Uh, that guy.
Good usec.
It's my food out.
its way a couple more minutes thank you very very much being part of it my man
I know they've redeemed Taco Bell shit
a rebranded Taco Bell right?
I'm gonna pick a new map and I gotta go check on my cat.
See what he's up to.
He hasn't been feeling well today, so I'm gonna go see what this guy's doing.
Make sure he's drinking his water.
Eating a little bit of food at least.
and
of
He's not gonna be happy if I move him he's been laying on my bed all day.
He's not a happy camper today.
Here my shit.
Shit dude.
okay we got propatiles here
not 1.2 million
I
Alrighty
Let's go. I'm gonna go check on the cat. I will be right back guys and butler
Thank you for the five gifted subs and the prime. Thank you very very much. I'll be right back though. Thank you guys
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Hi.
Oh my god.
I was getting my cat to eat.
He was finally eating and drinking, so.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, I was getting my cat to eat. He was finally eating and drinking so I
had to hand feed him. He wasn't eating unless I was hand feeding him, hand
and giving him water.
The fucking child.
Vaccine did again as a fucking rabies shot,
never doing it again.
Like three days now, he's been sick.
I'm not happy from this shot.
What are you getting ladies from?
What's I'm saying?
But you're usually required by law to do it.
I'm just not doing it anymore.
I'll be a criminal.
I'll be a criminal.
Alright, he doesn't go outside ever.
Never interacts with other animals too, it's just him.
I mean, I don't know, like a bat could fly in the house with three, I guess.
I've never had a bat flying in my house
It's sneak out
He doesn't ever try he doesn't want to go outside. He doesn't like outside
Every time he goes outside it's to the vet and then he comes back and he's sick or something. He hates going outside
Oh my fucking god, dude
Why did I go to Customs, this was a terrible fucking idea.
A horrible idea.
Take these bozo pups.
I ain't in the back of the head.
What in the back of the head?
The guy's doing test drive.
He's pissed.
He's not having a good time doing test drive.
That might have been who shot at me originally,
but I'm sorry.
I think it kind of wasn't.
He's in such a bad spot, too, that he died.
I even attempt to loot him, I just grab his gun or something maybe.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, I need something.
I hate when people who make fun of people with epilepsy, it makes me so mad I shake and twitch
with anger.
Okay.
Well, why are we bullying the epileptic people?
What did they do to you?
What did they ever do to you?
I mean, I know sometimes they really start the pot, but like, it'd be okay.
They're a smoke grenade.
Oh
Well, that's where all my framerate goes on this map that's for sure
Now I know where all my frames went on this map.
That's cool, should have checked it failed.
Ah, I'm done, yeah, that's fine.
Probably shouldn't have been easy, this is going to be good enough.
I don't know why that scabby knew I was there.
Yo, what in the skills?
Look at that drill.
Holy shit, it's balancing?
It's not even physically possible.
Someone's gonna shot him.
It doesn't even make sense within the laws of physics.
of
the scouts of
That's like a seven
Mustins really need the map anymore, huh?
She's always lame this way. I don't know why I picked on there. I always regret it
of
some of the
and stronghold and
I'm like over here
I think I'm gonna go look up.
Let's get.
Hot my room.
Hold on.
There.
I hear a metal, isn't there a guy in here?
I heard someone creeping. What the hell is he doing up there?
Like an SMG
Thank you Zach. I ate so many shots, bro. It's been so bad
What are you doing up here with it?
I was only a quarant he was wearing too, jeez.
Fucking quarrand ate all the shots.
he's got. Good shot brother. Why did you just tell like I got shot? Why did you do that?
Why did you do that? Hello, L. Why did you do that? I shouldn't have peeked out that window to be
Fair I just thought maybe I'd be fine because I literally just cleared it like right before I looted the body
And then there's a guy there
With a fucking lever action probably right
No setup I'm for an MP 18
I'm surprised it was even accurate at the range.
Alright, no more of that map. I did not enjoy that.
It's just everyone's doing fucking setup on that map. It's terrible.
I want to take a chance. I am one and you'll make me.
Chattos.
I was expensive 250k for a rig
You shut it.
You weren't that expensive before.
I'm gonna we're gonna use here the bus out the ash 12 again
be kind of fun
the
site
those of twenty-round mag
build a gun
bomb the plant
Some marksman whatever that means
All right
And we're good just cover this up. I'm gonna restart my game to my all my menus are lagging
announcement for the Christmas event now nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing at all
I can turn them out of their cross section to keep off, please keep off.
is the arms leave for carpool tunnel
no it's from a mouse pad
right I'm gonna restart my game then we're gonna get into a queue
no back to the lobby
it sounds like your average labs right
pretty typical labs right
We'll go grab my food too. It has arrived.
How do you learn labs without having access to it?
That's a good question.
Online maps maybe?
Maybe?
I'm going to grab my food along.
You
Merry Christmas Tony!
forget that Santa needs Dominic the donkey for all his pies are no.
So come these drops
Can we do it sometime?
IGN Daniel Defense.
you
I've got food we're back with food
I feel like I can hear about it
less than ever.
Thank you for the raid.
Merry Christmas Tony
Wet wipe
Merry Christmas
Wet wipe
I
Got some greasy fingers right now
Okay
I'm about up
I tried as in ones not a fan that shit made me feel like I was gonna die
I felt like I was viewing my body in the third person when I took one of those.
I'm just spitting out pretty quick.
I was just like, you know, I'm curious what it even is like, did not like it.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I don't know why I'm all day.
I thought that old craze, I don't know why though, but I guess people still, people
still vape a lot, right?
There's somebody running. I don't know where he's at, though.
They bobbed me? I don't know what I'm hearing.
I'll be right back.
I thought you were stiffed from talk of already.
I don't know what ammo he shot me with that destroyed my thorax like that, but yikes.
I also didn't think he would walk all the way to the edge of the hallway, it's not
where I was aiming.
Maybe the ash 12 isn't the move. Maybe I should stop using bad guns
I just want to repeat that on the hallway.
All right, somebody is a real good.
I'm going to use the real gun.
These bozo guns ain't working.
of
Well, they could buy side plates, right?
I'm tax tax six not that one this one
What weapon will be good?
sounds quite good but I am getting limited on ammo for that. I mean, yeah, now, I know
that doesn't really work well with this rig, though. I do an M4. They kind of suck now,
I haven't used one in forever.
BlackMDR.
I built one yesterday and shot it in the firing range and it was horrible.
Like it was really fucking bad, so I don't know.
I don't know what happened to it. I thought it was better this way because they added attachments.
It was not good.
Like at all.
It was bad.
I had to, didn't know I'd get.
Okay, try this out.
Let's try this out.
Yeah, I was not a fan of that gun at all.
What are you here? What are you saying?
What are you here? What are you saying?
I
You are now past or taco
And now
But quesadilla thoughts on the model one and any chance you can run it next ray
There's no chance I can run it next raid because I don't have it unlocked because I don't play arena
So, so there's no way I could shoot the gun because I don't have it
You buy from the flea. Oh, can you know you still not be able to
And you know, you can buy it on the plane.
I don't know that.
I guess there is a chance I could.
Thank you.
Probably killing Caban
Realistically it's labyrinth but killing Caban probably next daily quest
Daily and weekly quest would be the next bus Merry Christmas, brother Merry Christmas, Mr. Browning
The girl
You
All right
I just came out of my 12 hours shift Welcome. I'm in the middle of mine, it would seem.
I got a t-gool, I'm not afraid to use it.
I'm fucking ready for you!
Oh, what the fuck is he thinking about?
You think he really meant it?
That recoil was actually really bad on the headfire what happened to M4's?
That recoil was going crazy it like danced up around his head for a while
I
Didn't keep it in a room just
I can't see it from there.
I can't see it from there.
I can't see him from here.
Nothing.
The coast is all clear.
It would seem.
That's shot at over there.
I want more stuff.
The lever action I think, but where the fuck is he?
Closer is not up there.
I don't know if I can see from here either.
Get lower on the hill.
What's up, Tony?
What's up?
The great laying down were great.
I don't know a great
B.S.M.O. That's good
Like that
a couple of them eyes, my eyes the itch.
It's so quiet.
He's pretty, pretty quiet.
Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself.
I got this window. Can we ever fix this window? What am I hearing? I'm hearing shots like
to the right somewhere. I have to extract from cliff descent. I need to keep working on that
while I'm here. Well that's our main objective actually, just get out at cliff descent extract.
I
In mints
Is it is it Girl Scout cookie season? I haven't seen any Girl Scouts like the grocery store that usually hang out outside
Oh
Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll get some.
Maybe I'll get some.
Possibly. That doesn't sound too bad.
How much is a box of gross calcultives nowadays?
Wait, it's only $5 a box? What?
Hey, why do I think girls got cookie boxes like didn't they used to be like a hell of expensive like 15 20 dollars?
Oh
If $5 the box is fire, that's a deal damn good deal
Damn good deal
and they're fucking creeping
Hello?
You mother f**king a*****!
You guys guys, stay focused!
Hello?
You f**king a*****!
Hello?
You a***** me!
Hello?
You a***** me!
Hello?
You a***** me!
Hello?
Hello?
You got translation?
We can die.
Hey you!
Fucking jumping around there!
Fucking die!
Just fucking die you fucking shit!
Fuckin' cocksucker!
Fuckin' cocksucker!
Bad name! Bad name!
Did he jump down? I didn't hear a drop.
Did, didn't he?
Oh, how does he almost kill me on that swing?
What the fuck?
Like, actually, how does he almost win that?
How in the world does that make sense?
Oh, what planet does he almost kill me there?
I fucking pre-fired him swinging, and he's still hitting me like twice, unless he has M61?
No, M80. What?
That's M80?
The fucking M80.
Oh, my M80 does not do that. I don't know what M80 this guy's got. Mine doesn't do that.
A BCP too.
M80 fucks a swipe. M80 sucks for me this wipe. I've had terrible luck with it.
I feel like I made you super super weak this way. Yeah, I
Have not had good luck with that made any people tank it. I don't need a good luck with headshots this way
And Jack is playing, it's probably nothing good, probably level four.
level 6. Oh maybe that's how you almost won the level 6 plate. Where are we getting level
six plates from the rambarter for level six. Thanks boss. I think that's a lot of people
are doing that lately. Maybe I should be running level six all the time. Thanks. Okay. Honestly,
they shouldn't have added a barter for level six plates in my opinion. And that's a
bad move. Good RB, MK. Tajila has the level six as well. Yeah. That plate's really heavy though.
the way she down the phone was like super super heavy
I don't know what to do with it.
Something over there on the right.
I don't know another word for it.
They're just ratty tonight.
like
some
shitty now just like
people are not very active
they're not lively right there's a ton of people on them but
people aren't like moving and
Make a noise. I don't even hear the scabs dying or anything
Like I just saw a dead body too out there, but
Didn't tell you killed them maybe them on a guy
like yesterday people were just fucking wk me honestly I was I even said I was like
what the fuck are people doing they're just literally running at me this is so odd and
then today people are even pressing w that's the weekend maybe yeah Monday night gamers
is a slow way too late to get here
some scraps like that
I'm the trash man
I'm the trash man
I saw a guy on the actual dome.
A long fucking time, right?
I remember when they first added the dome.
Every single raid people were up on the dome.
I was up there with thermoscopes and shit.
and shit like people were just not looking there and now no one even no one even thinks about
going up on the dome it's a bit of like a lay prone up there and people wouldn't even see you
Troll, yeah, shooter born, you don't need to snipe from far, yep.
That's fire, blood right there, it's not a good sign, more blood here, I don't like
that.
somebody was bleeding they were bleeding
I'm sure dead scavs and shit here for steps lubricate somebody's now
Yeah.
I gotta work my stuff down.
And we're decent, that's fucking cool.
You can hear it's glass.
That's one beefy scav.
That's a beefy scav.
What the fuck armor did he have?
I'm shooting the 5581.
This shit sucks.
The 556 has got an ass.
Got BTs.
Got a Gluhar loot on them.
Cast.
That's my goo-ar loop.
Hangarino last night?
No.
Hangarino? No, definitely not.
Definitely fucking not.
No, uh-uh.
Uh oh.
Not.
Got three kills.
damage. I had 176 armor damage. I had a zero out that guy's plate though. That doesn't
sound like the math maths.
I don't know if the math is mathin.
sales
and and low
also shot the guy with the six played on as well
All right, now a bad little run, got another extract for a quest too, too shabby.
One of these has nine on five or not two.
That's Sam Wise.
Sam Wise, thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very much.
Oh Sam.
Oh Sam.
Me
Yeah, me me that's what that's what Frodo sounds like oh some
I don't know what Frodo sounds like, it really sounds like to me, do penguins have knees?
Um, I don't know, do they?
Well, we're gonna penguin expert. You tell me why would a penguin not have a knee?
The reason a penguin wouldn't have a knee is it need one?
time
time
time
time
time
Speaking of Samwise and Shins.
But they are located high up and tucked inside their bodies, hidden by feathers, which makes
them appear legless or to have very short legs and their ankles look like knees.
Oh.
Well, I have also just seen the biggest ever Lord of the Rings LEGO set has been leaked.
8,278 pieces the city of menace tirith will be the sixth largest lego set ever in terms of number of pieces
650 dollars
in case you were wondering 650 dollars 8,277 pieces and it's menace tirith
well i'm gonna find the link
Let go menace Tirith
I don't they're not showing me details
And off the white king aragorn pippin denitor faramir fork on door soldiers and a shadow fax
Wait, that's it
I better get more fucking in pieces or not
8,270 pieces something like that
8,000 something
build it on stream. Okay. We
do that. How long do you think
it'll take to build the 8000
Like 16 hours
Many days no no way I was thinking like 500 pieces an hour
Well actually no because that's
No, oh, that's like 10 pieces a minute
20 hours. I'm saying 20 hours
Depending on how they divide the pieces up in the bags if they make it easy to find the pieces you need 20 hours
Maybe that's too much of a pace that could be too much of a pace that actually probably takes longer
It actually probably takes way longer
But if you wanted an hour to go that pace two hours, you definitely come
Well, do I play Mark Creators?
A bill?
Paz will bring letters of mark when I could be a pirate soon
You tell me I'll be allowed to be a pirate
What does that let me do I
I get a boat and I can raid other boats and pirate them?
You can raid any drug ships outside U.S. waters.
How do I know it's a drug ship? That sounds fucking exhilarating.
Although, they're probably better off just like AC-130ing them, if I had to guess.
all up in there. This is a tough push.
of
death
of
death
of
death
5777 smile
there's just four of them okay there's four of them I don't know why the need
doesn't kill that guy in the corner there but I literally threw an aide there
didn't I did I not throw an aide right at the doorway I thought I threw an aide
We'll depend on your budget.
Well, I have a fucking head magnet on today.
I'm not going to go. I don't even know where to go.
I don't really want to do labyrinth, I don't want to sit on the queues for labyrinth.
I'll buy more key cards, but
It's like 10 minutes of queuing each time at least right now
One year is by far
I've got a lot today, haven't I? Thanks iced
at least a couple of deaths or at least towards the end of the night has been a lot.
your legs
and I don't exist to me
that shit do not exist
alright, what gun?
what gun? what gun? what gun?
I'm
a key three away
key three away from the phone
and 94
just add it to the game real quick.
I could try it like a
AS Val or something.
Just to do something different.
Just to try something different.
where this is better it's better building it like this oh wait there's a new hand guard for this
shit forgot about that
this thing
should kind of drip now isn't there a no there's like a new dust cover maybe
no there's
is the mutant good with good ammo it's okay but generally no it's not very good
no it used to be the gun but it's it's just that ammo in general isn't that good anymore
like 7-6-2 is pretty weak
I'll be restarting my game if you have MAI AP it's really good if you have BP it's
man if you have anything else that's really bad
That's PPO. Yeah, I'm trying it out. I don't expect much out of it.
Let me grab a drink.
That's free once again.
Thanks, Racer. Thank you, Racer.
I'll see you in the next video.
I
Listen to sin s tia no, I don't know that is sin s tia
All right make your own cover back on
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Do you know the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
All righty.
Did he fucking hear me?
That guy heard me like slow walk with two steps?
He turned around and ran as soon as I like moved.
way that sucks that have been a pretty easy kill
oh my god
the
all these spots are really fucking stupid
why do i have a head magnet
Why do I have a head magnet? What is going on?
What is going on?
It's over and over, dude. Every time I get shot at, it's a headshot today.
Four years. Wow. Thanks, Kim.
I'm gonna wear it to Jolamask.
I don't know another fix for this.
I don't know how to fix run delay how do you do that.
That would be pretty handy info.
I'm also, I'm just gonna play like a pussy and it just started just doing that.
I feel like I'm just running into people on stop, like I'm the one running into them.
I think we're going to have to go back to that.
I didn't really get to use it, but
But I'm going to use that now.
Now for a minute.
Man watching you at work is peak.
you
now
No, excuse me, excuse me, I need this
That was 500 grand for this gun. What should have been. 500 I spent on this.
away
no way
can't be five hundred what the hell is five hundred thousand I bought barely bought
anything
it's all from the traders
$350 gun price. What did I buy for an attachment that was $350K? All this stuff should be traders
for me unless I bought the suppressor from the market
I could really think of
It's not going to matter how much money it was because we're going to get it all back
right here.
Nice fit.
Thank you.
Does it matter how much money it is if we just don't die with it?
Hey Tony, I see you have been using the gaming sleeve.
The Ronald Raymond Press and the others continuous.
I tried that.
I have been debating on getting one of those.
exclamation mark mouse.
Got you.
Yes, I have been.
I tried doing that before.
That was the first thing I thought of was change one,
like keep aim on hold and the other one on press and it didn't work.
I don't think it's going to make a difference though, sprint, left shift, and then press.
I don't think that's going to fix it.
no things that'll fix it
of
the
I'm curious if this sprint change is going to make a difference, but I don't think it
will.
I doubt it.
I highly, highly doubt it.
I doubt it. I highly, highly doubt it.
Tony, please, hit legs and worry about the rest of you collapsing under the land meat.
I do.
But I, what?
I got some thick ties.
I got some tic-ties
I know that also definitely does not fix the naming shit lie
You lie
Why don't I get the same spawn again?
I'm pretty sure I hear people shooting on the last already.
Up the spawn.
The spawns have been really bad this way.
Something changed with either how many players are loading in or how close they're spawning
together is there's a lot of spawn issues lately with the game but something
recently changed that wasn't I didn't feel it at the beginning of the way I
couldn't exactly tell you what happened but if something definitely changed
That's too much cubing, way too much cubing for short raids on Labyrinth.
Like, I think we waited 12 minutes of queues total to go to run to Labyrinth and then get in and it's over in like a minute.
That shouldn't have worked though.
of
the
Yeah, it's coming.
What do you want to do, bud?
Asshole!
Yeah, bud!
I don't like that it's going to shut that fucking door.
There's fucking a story of it dude.
What the actual fuck is going on in this game today?
How do I not hear three fucking people running on the metal?
And he has a valet or something, he's just absolutely destroyed my armor.
I don't know how I didn't hear three of them I heard one guy running and it's on metal
So it's super super loud I should have heard the real one
Baited the fuck out of his boys, so they all baited each other three people and they literally all baited each other
insects would do that I guess
I'm going to go to the other side.
I guess we're going to wear that armor, it's better than mine right now.
I'm
here
Aboard ammo?
Oh, we got that a little bit.
I'm gonna get like two bullets.
I thought I was gonna be all hybrid.
That would have been nuts.
Merry Christmas, my man.
He was well, brother.
He's got all the cords.
What the BTR left?
I'm still there, we can take it.
Maybe.
I should stop right up there, though.
I'm gonna catch a ride, don't worry.
We're gonna catch a ride.
I don't have enough for cover fire at 34,000 feet.
oh my god it's loud
it's really loud
that's really fucking loud
let's go
it's awakened
All right, what did he say?
Get here, what did he say?
I, I, dude, I only get shot in the fucking, fucking kidding me I only get shot in the head.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god you gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
This is every bullet and it's me once in a...
Holy fuck.
What is happening?
With a vowel.
I don't...
I don't know what's going on.
of
I'm going to go back to the
one of the chances is right
there too.
I
the
I guess that was the BTR was not the move. I was thinking it would have been I
Thought that would have been pretty pretty chill extract there, but apparently not
I'm buying another armor even
No, I'm gonna run out of I can buy more plates. I don't know what's happening. This is getting crazy
Cover fire wouldn't have even done anything there. They wouldn't have done anything
Thank you.
it was
a bias-to-year sheesh, just enough to play like where he really really really really really really really really really really r
Thank you Zaynor.
All right, we're going to fix this somehow, I don't know how, but we're going to fix
it.
Somehow, we're going to do it.
I didn't tell you exactly what we're going to do, but I'm going to do it.
I
Come on you can do it I don't gonna do it
You can do it
And it's getting late. Holy shit
That was what time it was.
,
no more as huge one of the scurve
, I can't read the story is not streaming
, to get works like that
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I can't keep the flame alone
it wake up
it's slowing down a little bit
Hmm.
Drops immediately after you claim them. They're usually quick. Sometimes there's a little delay, but
typically not like hours, maybe a couple minutes.
I
Wish they gave us more heads up. They were doing drops. I kind of woke up this morning and they're like, oh, yeah
There's drops today and what?
Like when the when did that happen?
They didn't really tell anyone they got in just the room it was like
It's when
Yeah, it was looking at they did like an hour or two hours before they went live I
Mean I'd rather them do it than not but it was just I wish we had more heads up
Oh
Oh
the
the
Rocks and evolve the Christmas event, I don't think we're getting well, we're getting an event
I don't know if it's a Christmas event
We're getting an event they've teased it already. But I don't think we're getting like Santa Claus event type of shit
That's what you mean
I don't think we would have gotten
gotten it by now if they were doing Santa Claus
although Christmas in Russia is on January 6th
it's not the end of December like we have
Yeah, I think it's literally isn't orthodox Christmas on January 6th
January 7th, okay January 7th
It's January 7th, but that's also January 6th for us in the U.S. I think that's what's confusing with
It's January 6th at night for us and that's January 7th early morning for them.
Or it's just the 6th.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I do Christmas like everyone else.
They could do the Christmas tree and whatnot on the 25th.
Possible, maybe they'd start it on the 25th
and end it with their Christmas.
They have a bad room here.
Bad room.
I guess I run like this slow shit down here.
We need to stop dying. We need to start making money.
Guys, Mr. Vince died.
I saw the video too, I mean.
awful I mean from what it seemed like
pizza
How the fuck is this guy not dead?
I
Don't understand this game. What is this guy shooting M6 ones? I shot this guy 40 fucking times
Those are 7 and 40 cement bag I'm pretty sure too I
I don't understand what armor do you have?
Level 5 plate.
My level 5 plate does not do that.
But MADA ones.
Holy fuck dude, this game tonight is whacked out.
He's wearing a level 5 plate, they're shooting with 7 and 40's.
I have Russian clients and they told me you should be in Russia they take a home
zero out my fucking plate I zeroed out both of his plates to take a what
sounds about right sounds about right I zeroed out both of his armor plates
That's insane.
Happy 57 years.
Thank you for all the hard work, inspiration,
and motivation to many people on Earth.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That fight may not have died three times over.
There's no key card in there, that's literally no key card, I promise, I promise, I promise
This is not right, you know.
Am I left?
The servers...
The servers are really shit this way.
They've been horrible this way.
they weren't that bad at the beginning and then they didn't update and they've
been shit since
been really really really bad
I'm waiting for these guys to come out this building too and hear them just
run out
Are these dudes running out or no?
Wait, did they already leave?
How did I not hear them?
I mean, the door's open now. There's no way, right?
How the fuck did I not hear them leave?
What?
Wow.
I like there's still in there, but I don't think there are.
I heard them run in from really far away, but I didn't hear them leave.
All right, where are we going now?
That's the mall probably, it's the safest way.
What the fuck is this audio?
What?
I'm back here, right?
Did he not go back here? He had to. There's no else to go.
and
Hopefully, they fight each other.
That guy's about to die probably unless they're teammates.
What?
They're teammates?
a
Fuck is going on
Yes, they're not teammates
That guy just dookies his blackbeats.
I would believe it, fuck him.
Okay, you're cheating.
What is, bro, what is that?
Now this is insane. This is that's not legit. That's literally not real
That's not real
That is not fucking real
There's no chance in the hell that that is real
Yep
Nice
With it without it, he was even have a scope to not even a fucking scope
Not even a scope
That's crazy what is happening tonight
What is going on tonight
And
the
monthly reminder that Bigfoot is real have a good stream of
growth Tony. Thank you.
That is absurd.
That is absurd.
I go he doesn't even kill the other guy too he doesn't even fucking shoot at the
other guy and then he kills me
of
the
He probably thought I was a cheater because of my KD or something.
So he just shot at the other guy and let him run away and then he thought I was a cheater
as well so he killed me.
Probably because he would have killed the other guy. He had every chance in the world to kill the other guy
And he didn't and then he just he killed me
He only killed me
You I was there he didn't know I was there you knew exactly where I was
He knew even though I walked I slow walked across to it at another angle. He knew exactly where I was not even peeking me
Thanks doc bill. Thank you very very much for the subs man. Thank you
I don't really know what to do any more there's definitely some fuckery around tonight that I know
You
I'll try this.
I'll try this.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
that's really easy for arena
players train more EFT guy
brother the only thing you
train is fitting larger and
larger but plugs in your ass
such a mouth
that's the only training you
know
she's looking like a god
damn moon crater
I think I'll go for the triple XL Goliath Megalodon size today, maybe I'll get it to work.
What the fuck gun do I even use?
I guess it doesn't matter because I just die anyway.
I don't see how it works.
for you and I am here as well and I love you all give me a motherfucking kiss chat if you want
a sloppy deep kiss in your throat type one in chat
I don't know if we could be doing all that
I don't know if we could be doing all that
Let me get some more of these mags.
I don't even know a map to play anymore or...
multiple Tony pizzas were delivered for operation Hawkeye in Syria 07 oh okay 07
07 I think I'm understanding what you're you know picking up what you're
putting down I think I got you
I was trying to assemble around the bathroom I'll be back
you
you
you
you
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Limp back.
you
Tommy Lee
All righty.
I'm here for my one raid after my 28 hours shift at the pizzeria and dealing with my
five kids.
I was not going for ya.
I was not working out.
Fuck, did I just read what are we saying?
I don't know what the fuck I just read in the chat.
I'm getting a little spicy tonight.
Well, too spicy.
brother
this game tonight is just I might actually punch my monitor
but actually might I literally just might
the spawns in this game are so fucking bad lately
You can't move five fucking steps out of your spawn without getting shot at.
I'm going to start going AFK for a few minutes, but I'm going to start going AFK at the beginning
reds
On something happened recently with something changed it's not that the spawns are different but the logic of where it spawns people are
for how it's spawning people is definitely different.
Like it's not that there's new spawns,
but I'm just constantly spawning next to people.
All right.
I just got a little super super super slow.
Objective is just don't die somehow. I don't know how I'm gonna pull it off, but we're gonna do it
We're gonna do it somehow
So now it's happening I don't know how
I really just need scopes today I think.
Hmm.
Am I after dark tonight?
No, not tonight.
It's already dark.
Can't be after dark if it's already dark, right?
should not be looting there, I'm gonna have to find something crazy is gonna happen
We're just gonna loot bullshit and kill whatever's on the way to the extract and just get out.
I think that's what these raids are gonna go for right now.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm so scared everyone's got a crab in.
scope to check that out up top there is the money strap no this is the every raid
I'm dying so I don't know what the fuck to do anymore
that's what strap this is you do when I I don't know because either just some
crazy headshot or like audio or
that was good. I should have brought a scope, I regret it. I can't check out anybody sniping
up here. I'm just gonna have to send it. That's crazy timing on that guy. That is crazy timing
on that guy. Almost shot me in the back.
That's the guy from the beginning that shot me.
bo hunting. Not into bows. Those are a little outdated technology. A little bit, a couple
200 years outdated.
A few hundred.
Joe Rogan, I have a word with me. Joe Rogan wants to have a word with DMT.
I have one percent towards John 7L.
I
Get it reset like the
That's impossible you got time still
Get out of your time still
All is not lost
The drops are 20 there it's not not 12 hours anymore there 24 hours from each set now
It's 24 hours per set of drops and then it just keeps rolling every day for what 14 days?
of that fucking song from the cyberpunk anime, is that what this is?
What the fuck, this was not on my bingo card.
This was not on my bingo card.
I
Just a man while 32 K.
Hey, good mark.
Hello.
you know what just happened
guys. You'll just realize what
hell yeah I made it out of one I didn't do shit during it but hey I lived let's go
let's go that's all we needed that's all I fucking needed I needed a goddamn dub
month brother oh is this the
shaking music playlist are you
shaking your ass
the patents tonight
on my desk I mean we're
definitely late right now I
don't know how long I'm gonna
If you're shaking your ass and it's ass shaking music,
that's how it works.
Those are the rules.
I didn't make the rules.
They were just, they were set long ago.
That shit was engraved on a stone somewhere.
Whatever cheating will ever be fixed.
I don't think it ever will be.
The ID system would be the only way that I could ever see cheating being eradicated from
games, but people would never go for that.
I don't see another way you'd ever solve cheating in video games.
It's every game is plagued by the ID system.
You'd have a database across every online video game that uses your real world identity
and like whatever forms of like actual verification to know it's you
Like in real life, how do you see how do you stop people from committing crimes in real life?
When they commit a crime you put it on their fucking record and they go to jail and they can't do anything else
You got to put them in cheater jail and they can't play video games once they get caught
Right
If you can't hold people accountable, they're always going to find a way around it.
Even if you ban them, they make another account.
They can continue.
You just have repeat offenders over and over and over.
You can't stop them from making accounts.
You can only ban them more quickly, but they still get to cheat in that time.
banning does nothing. You can get around Hardware Bansies. It's a very basic part of cheating to
get around Hardware Bans. Digital ID for video games. I would 100% do digital ID for video games.
1,000%. Have you had like a trustworthy company that managed it all?
not obviously not to individual developers but like if there was a large
company like I don't know say like a fucking bank wanted to do it they was
like a bank they already have all your info anyway or like Amazon they have all
your shit already
or the government say was the government I don't know if we trust them
I don't know the the point wasn't even advocating it up. I was just saying that's the only way I ever see it being solved. I
Don't see how you're gonna ever fix the problem if you can't stop repeat offenders
Right, but that was the only thing I was saying
Like I don't think you can ever get good enough at detecting cheaters that they just people can never find a way around
Did anti-cheat? I think they'll always find a way around it
Right there.
Oh, this gun is not accurate enough for that.
I kind of wish I had a more accurate gun. I thought with the 16-inch barrel it might be. What's the accuracy? Two?
I had a lot of drop on now. Yeah, I don't really know. I never snagged with this gun.
DMR for that kind of activity.
I think we're confusing a pinch of ID.
It'd be like when you when you made a bank account right you have to give them all your
your ID and your information and shit like that when you made a bank account right?
It'd be the same thing for a game and that would be tied to your account.
Your account would be tied to your actual identity.
I don't know, when you applied for a fucking mortgage, you're renting an apartment or something.
They take all your ID and shit, right?
It's good job.
He's got easier idea to watch porn.
Hey, he's got easier idea to watch the hub.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Some BSG to invest less money.
Well, I mean, BSG.
Think about, like, how much money Epic Games
or, like, Activision, like, these large game companies,
how much money do they lose every year
because of people cheating in their games?
There's a huge, I bet you there's a huge financial incentive in it.
For most games there's a huge incentive to stop cheating.
to me to me to me to me to me to me to me
here's by no counts but what about someone cheating in a free-to-play game
there's no counts for them to buy in a free-to-play game
people cheating in free-to-play games are direct losses of money because they
they stop the game my god he's got a teammate they stop other people from
playing the game and spending money in it because they don't like playing it
because they get cheated on every three seconds
a game that they like and enjoy playing and want to play so if they get cheated non-stop
it ruins their experience and then they lose players.
Right?
Or like any game that relies heavily on micro transactions.
A game where you pay up front and then never get monetized again, they really don't give
shit probably about cheating because it doesn't affect their income unless it's
damaging to the point of people buying the game ever to begin with.
I mean Apex Legends then? What about it? I think that's just a case of they can't
handle the cheating problem not that they're not trying to handle it. I'm
sure people cheating in Apex Legends loses them fuck tons of money same
thing we call duty. Like what is called duty benefit from people cheating in warzone?
Absolutely nothing. They don't benefit at all.
They lose money because they lose they lose concurrent players and concurrent player less
concurrent players means less microtransactions and she means less money.
There's no game to buy in warzone it's just free just download it they only make money when
people continue to play the game and pay money for skins because they like playing the game
and they're playing long enough to be incentivized to buy more skins.
I
Coddeaf's you're just lazy. I see I
Maybe they don't have a great team working on like anti-cheat or something, but I think it's just
honestly what it is is
Think about the the economy of cheats, right?
There are cheap providers or people making cheats and then there are people being paid to prevent cheats
Who is more heavily financially incentivized to do a better job in that market?
The cheap providers they make way more fucking money than the dude's working at the vision or whatever
The guy's making the cheats make fuck tons of money
So what's that gonna? That's gonna attract the talent if you're a fucking wizard at like programming and shit
So I don't think there's some cybersecurity fucking guy like or you can make fuck tons of money doing that
That's where the skills going to go
There's going to be more efforts put into making like cheats and staying ahead of the guys that are just being you know
Paid to prevent them. It's a huge huge huge upside
Nice. That's how I see it
Here I mean you're talking about like like millions and millions and millions of dollars
of
People making them give insider, are the people preventing them give insider info?
Yeah, because, well, if that's true, it's because they're financially incentivized to
do so because think about how valuable that information is they sell info about a game
or cheats to a cheat provider they probably pay them their fucking entire yearly salary
for that information.
Everything comes down to money.
I heard a guy, I think it's an equation of money when you're talking about this shit.
I got that grenade. Oh my god. I died. Dude, I thought that was a player scab when he
yelled when he landed. It sounded like a player scab.
AHHHHHH
Like that that's what he did that was the noisy man
What happened watching your video on the fat lady who got trespassed from the hospital?
video is that
video sounds fucking banger
oh shit
it sounds like a sick video
fuck yeah
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
what is it?
Blyat, what is this?
What's up with that?
Blyat, what is this?
I'm a fool
Alright
I'll put it down here
I don't know what to do
I don't think I'm doing no more.
the
old jesus
old jesus christ
he's shooting at us
oh lord he's shooting at us
three years with the n-60 wielding flammable
oh my god thank you very much Bob
and see how it's gonna make cheats of fuck with the people that downloaded them.
Yeah, I'm sure that gets revealed pretty quickly though.
I think it should send your GPS coordinates to like a fucking drone and she's just, yeah.
You just drop confetti on you
Confetti confetti attack glitter attack glitter bomb
It's all here why die so much well I'm in the same area this entire raid because I
have been dying so much so I'm trying to prevent myself from dying so much because this game
has been the hardest thing in the fucking universe tonight other than Bill Clinton in
the Epstein Island hot tub off fucking 200 milligrams of agra.
Bro, I can't, I can't, there's just fucking people crabbing everywhere.
How the fuck did I just kill that guy? I swear to God I was just shooting. How the fuck did I kill him?
It was Bill. I don't know how I killed him. I don't even know if he was peeking. I just fucking
and ripped a couple rounds, so I'll take it though.
Sure, give me that.
I'll take that.
I don't know what this guy was doing
the last 20 minutes, but fuck him, he's dead.
Oh, oh, oh, freaky bill.
Oh, freaky bill.
Yeah, I saw his bag.
We got that.
I synced it.
I synced it.
Don't worry.
I synced it.
I synced it.
Sankt it.
The feeling we're gonna be dropping that SA58.
That's me feeling.
There's no shots over there dude. He's right side or weird.
What in the jiggle peeking scab is going on? He's...
Did you just see that jiggle peek? Oh, he's a fucking professional.
It's a jiggle peaking scav.
Great Oogity Boogity.
He's got the fucking whatever they did there one second fuse.
he's got the fuck whatever they need, they're one second fuse
Talanya, I fucking, someone is up here shooting
where they were
this guy has not, what is he, looting grenade cases? I don't think that guy's moved the entire raid
I actually don't think he moved. I think he spawned in the bunker there and then he walked
in here and has been sitting for 27 minutes. 20 minutes, 17 minutes. 6, 7 minutes.
I have six seven minutes, about three full minutes, about four five minutes.
I'm not even here. I'm not even here anyway. That's not what I'm going to do.
That's where it drops but I don't have enough stash space at the moment. That's because
I'm giving you the best fucking drops ever. I offer you my hand and you spit on it.
This is how you repay my kindness?
Oh, what the fuck was that?
Akita, please feed the hamsters that are spinning the wheels to power the escape from Tarkov
servers.
They're really fucking hungry.
The last bowl of water you gave them was straight vodka.
They are really drunk and they're about to starve to death now.
They haven't even three days.
Please give them food.
They're really struggling.
They're in a hard fucking time.
You got to grease up the bearings on the wheels too.
things are squeaking
let's see if we get the fuck out of this right or not
cybercrime punishment for hacking
Legitimately, I'd be fine for other people in jail for shooting video games.
I'm not even capping. I'd be fine.
All in fucking prison.
I don't give a shit.
I'm totally fine with it.
Oh, and my game crashed.
65 month see ha oh server connection lost well they're listening to me they
heard me no actually I'd be totally fine with it I'd be one I'd be 100% fine
I
See to me it's the equivalent a lot of people might not be able to sway this it's the equivalent of
You owning a store a physical store and someone just comes into your store and starts vandalizing it
Now it must make it smart
I kind of see it as the equivalent of that you want to store and someone just goes in there and starts tipping over
shelves and breaking all your merchandise and shit. I think it's the same thing.
You know about that one? It is though. Someone is intentionally ruining your
product and your business causing you direct financial damages. They are
intentionally vandalizing your business. It's this exact same thing just
done digitally or or it's like someone walking into a restaurant and spitting
at everyone's food while they're sitting there eating just walking in the
restaurant spitting in it throwing their dishes on the floor you know
whatever throwing dart in it sand same shit
There isn't damage that needs to be repaired with money.
I bet you you can attribute a financial loss of a gaming company per cheater.
You could probably pull together some data.
And 100% directly damages the game.
You could even just say it's part of the anti-cheat budget.
Whatever they spend on anti-cheat alone would be part of the damages.
100%.
That is exactly how I see it too. The game has been thrown into the mud in the face of
cheaters. Scares away people who think about the game.
Exactly. I think it's exactly the same. Not exactly the same, but it's basically the
same thing. They make money off of people. Okay, so remove Tarkov from the equation.
Fortnight people cheating in fortnight
Epic games makes no money off of people cheating in fortnight
Right
One plus than three so what the users as well. I'm not talking about all of them
I'm saying if you use the cheats if you make them fuck it jail 10 years cells minimum
Ten year minimum I'll go fuck
I'll go fuck or reminoshi. Thank you for the tier three brother. Thank you
Jail straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200
Look if we were in a more civilized country, I don't even say throw them in the mines the labor camps
whatever
Make them make them think about their their decisions while they're swinging an axe in a coal mine
seems good to me seems good to me man
oh lord my game's broken again oh lord they've heard me
They heard me
I
Want to put a man shitty my armor mama got shit on
Mama got a little shit on that's okay
You
Or filter
Power filter.
Some bolts.
Some bolts. Not a lot of stuff there.
We're up. We're up. Where we at, brother?
Where we at? Where we at?
We outside?
We outside?
LXS thank you very much for the five gifted subs thank you very much appreciate that greatly
thank you sir thank you
This isn't a cover, it's a, this is a Treyu read,
making one of their original albums.
It's the same band like 20 years later.
It does kind of sound like a cover though.
When did the chorus album come out?
I know some early 2000s.
It doesn't four, so 21 years later, the same band.
I think the original is better, it is better, but this is much better produced, this album.
It's better produced, but I think the original is better.
I remember going on something like this.
the
absolutely not
what am I a fish in an aquarium
am I a fucking
reptile at Petsmart?
no
no I would not do that
it probably smells like shit and they're for real
bad in someone farting in the back of the truck
is gas and everybody out
well i would jump out on the fucking highway to escape
holy shit
i don't think there's any windows to crack open back there
they probably don't even have a c imagine how hot it is and someone just
rips a stinker right in the back
We're just-
UGH! UGH!
I can't breathe!
UGH!
I would not want to be caught in there.
I would not want to be caught in there.
That would be a bad night.
the humidity too bro it feels like the rainforest the fucking rain forest
ever banned I've seen live I was like seeing arrow live they're about to go
on tour too she goes in
.
.
.
.
.
all right here we are about to get into the red
oh my god you know why do I keep smiling inside the map this is the worst place to be
I'm scared. I don't like you around here.
You could open the train station. I work marker in a little bit if possible.
Beautiful marked angle here.
This is a play we could try and conduct.
This is a possible angle.
I just shot that guy in the back of the head man.
I just shot that guy in the back of the head man.
He's a pastor right now.
Another one in the same spot.
Who are these people?
All right.
I gotta hit a couple of bullets.
Oh, that's a fast thing.
That's running.
I'm going to go to my left.
I'm going to straight ahead here too.
I don't know exactly where he's at, though, but he is, I think he's just in that building.
I don't think he's going to peak this way, but I mean, you never know.
What about this guy being close to me over here?
He's jumping.
He's in there.
train. There's no ways right there. What? I literally ran out of arm stand, but I thought
I thought I'd still hit him.
of
this one
Not just a little bit robbed there.
Just a wee bit wrong there.
We should be safe till the guys move back.
of
That guy's a little bit more geared, that's what I want to see.
and asked when I shot him in the back of the head.
It was through his face, I don't know.
Where was through the back of his head, out of his face?
What's up, Keegs?
How you doing, brother?
Ain't that on?
Goats to be back, hadn't watched in a while.
Caged from Australia.
Welcome back.
Welcome, welcome back.
Thank you for joining us tonight.
on this fine evening. On this fine evening. Oh, they dropped it. Wait, there's another
dead guy here. What the f***? Oh. Oh, there you go. F***. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Oh, five-five-eight-mum, very nice.
Very nice.
I don't know what I'll be streaming for, I don't know.
Kinda just goin'.
Kinda sorta just goin', I didn't really have much of a plan.
I didn't think this many steps ahead.
Oh.
Eeks, thank you.
Nighty-O, don't.
So.
I see that I've spent pretty swell.
of
the
the
the
the
This is God.
Good night, shit. Good night, shit.
That wasn't me, right?
That guy's still over there, huh?
He's still in there.
Bab coming up.
Nothing.
There's a filing cabinet upstairs that I kind of wanted to loot, but it's not full anyway.
We should head out of here.
We should start making our way to the dome.
I don't know, I just like don't, yeah.
I like to see fucking, I want breakdowns and fucking bangers when I see live shows,
you know.
I have seen them. It's been a long time now. I think it's less than. It's been a long time.
I don't know when the show is that I'm going to but I'm definitely going to tell them.
I'm for sure doing that.
That Ormans, I've seen them live.
I saw them live before they released that one album, was it the Debt the Peace of Mind that
they like blew up from.
I haven't seen them since that album dropped.
which is probably the best time to see them, to be honest.
Get me a cover.
Get me a cover.
streamed your whole sleep
it's fine
thank you for
oh my god this big one that
oh my god
I said like a soul matmani
I said like a soul matmani
decisions were made
Tina a bag dropped at the no-bag extract is like seeing
a fucking head of broccoli in the freezer section next to some ice cream at the grocery store
I like it do left
it do left a bunch of oranges next to them
24 pack of Coors Lade in the beer house
I'll just keep on wearing it.
Yeah, decisions were made.
Decisions were made, Bryce. Thank you very, very, very much.
It is working a little bit too well, but that's okay.
Like, efficacious products.
Ah, good, right.
chill raid but a good raid we need chill raids we need raids where we live just
chill chill chill raids
I won't be gone like you
five six eight one
five five eight one
One thing, Mr. Tony
I was saying
10 minutes, I defiantly do not love being timed out
But if you would I would defiantly not love please time me out
This I go weird kink. There's a weird kink
This is like oh no don't step on my balls in your high heels and tight leather bodysuit.
Whatever you do don't step on my balls please god no that would destroy me I would be so
I was sad if you were to do it. Oh no.
That's gotta be it, it's a little gank.
Man's real freaky.
He's a real frickin' naughty.
Real frickin' naughty.
Oh
and
What are the bitcoins for?
They are for my prestige.
You are able to bring items over when you prestige, so I'm bringing many, many bitcoins
so that I am a rich man when I prestige.
Want to be rich?
Millionaire.
Millionaire.
Millionaire
Some open slots in these cases god damn all my shit's full
Almost 40 and 38 bitcoins we got cooking love it. I love that shit for us
I'm not a prestige um
Probably a few more days. Yeah, we're uh level 52. So what the daily quest? I don't know maybe like a week
Week or so
You're the king of tuck of brother
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't get the hype buying the band. I don't see it. I don't see it.
Hey, will you take me for a fooling?
There is no destroying men.
Oh, it's a late. Why did it get so late?
Damn
Okay, wait what time does the next round of drops start does anyone know does it say the next around
10 a.m. Eastern. Oh shit. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's an eight hours.
Maybe it is bedtime, maybe it's bedtime, bedtime and get on at 10am Eastern.
could do it. Could do it.
I mean, I guess that would make a lot of sense to do it at that time, right? Because that's
That's when it starts so you can hop in and just let it run.
You get these rigs you buy them.
Yeah. You got to not do 100% durability ones, though.
Because the people get them off of the goons so they get busted up.
This is not the hour.
I'm not up at like 2 a.m. every kind of sick to
Oh shit, I'm bringing a surgery care, uh-oh, yeah, I don't know.
Those were clean as fuck.
No shots of Mr. Clean.
line there's nowhere for them to miss
he was just running in a straight line I was shooting him
in a fucking parallel to his body
I guess it's perpendicular to his body I suppose
I think we've learned this shit does not it's not a sniping sniping kind of gun
Got a lot of long-range shots now and none of them have fucking worked at this gun, so
I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
Let's see, no bottom.
Yeah, I'm just going to, uh, the MCX is actually really good this way.
It's just not long range, but they added a bunch of new attachments for it that make
it white, formidable.
better than it was last fight.
It's got really good stats now, just I guess close range only type shit. Type shit.
shit. Water. Water, water, water, water, water. They used the element thing for solar power.
thing is that the microwave the square looking thing it's labs yellow room and
labs
I just shot that guy in the head and saw blood and he didn't die.
This shit is definitely not good at range.
I had that guy right in the fucking hood.
But I don't see how, because it's got fucking 43 pen and 58 damage, so how is he not dead?
Did that kill him?
Hello.
Hello. That's Will.
58 damage, 43 pen should go right through unless it loses like insane damage at range or something
but I don't know this thing fucking sucks ass at long range.
Like I didn't expect it to be good, but I would think that that would kill a guy. That's not even that far of a shot.
Signal transmitter and a baffle bag, yeah.
drops below 40 pennant at 120 meters does it?
well it's kind of shit then i guess you would eat that off a helmet yeah or you could
still lucky though because you still have a good chance to pen it and it does a ton of damage
Unless it loses a lot of damage too.
Hello dude, what are these fucking poles right now?
My blackjack luck last night.
It's like my fucking blackjack luck.
Oh, metal parts.
Oh, metal parts.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Allison Changs.
Fire.
Slap.
I think about them bones.
I'm bound.
I'm bound.
And through the flood again.
A motion to one night.
Oh, I made a big mistake.
He's here.
Die, you cocksucker!
He is my footlong sup.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah!
How's the wipe just getting back to playing? It's pretty good. Oh, it's good. It's good.
16 hit count 255 armor damage that one headshot or the other one's 132 meters
I got fucking robbed, bro
I got fucking robbed no way around it
No way around it.
Avatar 3 was a disappointment.
Shocker.
Wow.
Shocker.
Wow, shocker.
Movies nowadays just suck most of the time.
All righty, all right, guys.
I don't think this might be time to shut it down for the night and I'll
Try to get on
In the morning closer to when the new wave goes live
Adam is on!
I don't fucking know.
Adam.
I've been hunting.
Definitely.
I've been hunting for 2 hours.
I'm sending you guys to Adam.
I love Adam.
He's a really good guy.
Definitely raiding Mr. Adam.
Alright you guys.
I'll see y'all in a couple hours.
Maybe well, no, I'll be here, but maybe you won't be here. I don't know but go have fun with mr.
Adam
I appreciate y'all think the great stream will be on fun. See you later and good night. Bye. Bye