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12-24-2025 · 13h 28m

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[00:01:47] No, thank you.

[00:01:50] Thank you.

[00:01:51] Give me one moment, guys, I'll be right there.

[00:02:47] I need to get my drop streams open. Where are my drop streams?

[00:03:05] blessed season to you Tony and Chats. Well to you as well.

[00:03:08] Oh

[00:03:14] By why I was gonna launch this shit. Let's launch this shit, baby

[00:03:29] Very good

[00:03:31] I don't even know what the event is. I think they turn on the BTR. They turn on the Christmas

[00:03:53] btr and I think there's a quest line maybe they added an m110 event's not on yet

[00:04:04] they just put the christmas shit in the game

[00:04:11] the quest is some dumb shit

[00:04:13] it. Oh, wait, they put it by and shooter born. My game, the launching, they had to

[00:04:38] take it down to fix it fucking Grinch fucking Grinch over there DSG

[00:04:48] goddamn Grinch

[00:04:53] wow okay i'm never restart my game it's not launching for some reason does that

[00:04:58] mean that i'm prestigeing today then

[00:05:08] I feel like I should I feel like I should wait. Yeah

[00:05:12] This is the event I was hoping the event would be today because then I could see what it is and decide I

[00:05:21] Mean I guess we still have shit to do to prestige anyway. I

[00:05:26] Still have stuff to do

[00:05:30] All hope is not lost

[00:05:38] Come on, game.

[00:05:49] All hope is not lost.

[00:05:54] Good morning.

[00:05:59] Oh, it's Christmas.

[00:06:06] Oh, it's Christmas.

[00:06:10] Alrighty.

[00:06:12] What if Warrantor Cacks me?

[00:06:15] It's like nothing, man.

[00:06:17] It's fucking nothing.

[00:06:19] It's fucking nothing.

[00:06:28] and

[00:06:32] as for the line

[00:06:39] and three away

[00:06:48] and you thank you thank you

[00:06:53] Oh

[00:07:13] So I was gonna get in this crap I need a crap war

[00:07:18] We don't need any of that.

[00:07:25] I think I had EP ammo and those mags, whatever.

[00:07:42] It'll be fine.

[00:07:44] It'll work out.

[00:07:46] Here's by a couple of Ammo's

[00:07:52] Each test drive change. Oh, yeah, they said they were reworking test drive

[00:07:59] Which I guess will come in handy when I do this prestige and we have to do it again

[00:08:16] Great tasks, hide quest.

[00:08:25] Nice and completed.

[00:08:27] I just have to go to mechanic.

[00:08:30] Completed, test drive.

[00:08:33] I don't know, test drive is proper.

[00:08:38] So to eliminate PMC operatives of the MP5 SD

[00:08:46] Is that even better

[00:08:50] My PMC's on SR 25, okay, that's way better. That's way better

[00:08:57] Yeah, par one's easy

[00:09:02] That's the same oh

[00:09:04] Oh, they changed the Uzi.

[00:09:17] They changed the Uzi.

[00:09:18] Yeah, yeah, part, well, that's true.

[00:09:23] Part one is no distance now, too.

[00:09:25] Okay.

[00:09:26] So that's actually like Test Drive is a cake walk now.

[00:09:29] That's good.

[00:09:30] That's right sucks. Do you really didn't change setup? It should have changed setup on the rat it

[00:09:40] That's why I'm important to do you have to do them all for a kappa so yeah

[00:09:46] Yeah, it's pretty important because you have to do it for kappa. He's sleeping. He's snoozing

[00:10:00] I

[00:10:19] Had a light

[00:10:21] I

[00:10:25] Do loading bar

[00:10:28] Yeah, we are loading bar estimated time five minutes. Oh, what the fuck is it? Would they change the fuck out of this?

[00:10:40] Estimated time five minutes I kind of missed the spinning wheel them

[00:10:45] Thank you. I mean the party wasn't here until I started it. So I don't know what to tell you

[00:10:51] the party wasn't here until I started it. I started the party. Thank you. I don't know

[00:11:06] I don't know if I like this, so...

[00:11:12] Back out, I have a quest. Can I even...

[00:11:14] I don't think I can even back out. I can't even back out.

[00:11:21] I can't back out.

[00:11:33] Yeah.

[00:11:36] It really estimates a five minutes. That fucking sucks, man. That really fucking sucks. Estimated

[00:11:47] that five minutes. But Moe, thank you for the gifted sub and Rohan. Riders of Rohan.

[00:11:54] Where you at? Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so much man. Happy holidays,

[00:11:58] Christmas to you thank you very much thank you very much I guess we're just

[00:12:08] jamming out the Christmas blast beats today Christmas blast beats tired today

[00:12:15] I slept like shit last night I like I like didn't sleep I couldn't sleep

[00:12:20] I can't fucking wake it up I just kept on waking up last night. I couldn't do it.

[00:12:36] Couldn't do it

[00:12:50] the

[00:13:02] I don't know how to even view that.

[00:13:13] Oh, did you text me?

[00:13:19] I did not see.

[00:13:20] Well, maybe I did.

[00:13:22] Oh, yeah, the transit ship.

[00:13:26] Yeah, when we read your transits, I just don't need, I mean, I need 400.

[00:13:32] 100k XP really not a lot

[00:13:38] We could try some transits though

[00:13:51] So when do I get frostbite they put the frostbite in

[00:13:54] I'm going to get frostbite shone, thank you for five gifted subshone.

[00:14:06] Thank you brother.

[00:14:08] Thank you very much.

[00:14:14] I wear a beanie, I won't get it.

[00:14:20] I have to wear you shocker a beanie.

[00:14:30] Which I'm assuming you can't wear headphones with either of them.

[00:14:38] They wear headphones with a beanie?

[00:14:50] Okay, so I have to wear a beanie.

[00:14:58] How do I, I don't know how I feel about wearing a beanie.

[00:15:02] What does the frostbite do to me?

[00:15:09] What does it do other than freeze my old screen?

[00:15:16] Oh, my stamina's cooked, yeah.

[00:15:19] Oh my god, my stamina just like chunked.

[00:15:24] I'm assuming hunger and hydration too.

[00:15:31] Alright, we're wearing a lot of beanies today.

[00:15:48] All you need is the beanie, that's it, just any beanie.

[00:16:02] A poor stamina, my poor stamina, BMR on the left, it's actually making me nauseous besides

[00:16:17] isn't my screen being like this? It's fucking me up. I don't like that.

[00:16:22] Tone-Aid.

[00:16:25] Tone-Aid.

[00:16:32] Hello, Tone-Aid.

[00:16:37] Tone-Aid.

[00:16:47] of the

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[00:17:01] the

[00:17:04] the

[00:17:09] the

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[00:17:15] Thanks for the beanies, lad.

[00:17:20] Thanks for the beanies.

[00:17:23] Thank you for the beanies.

[00:17:25] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[00:17:30] Ooh, that acts.

[00:17:32] So, that's nice.

[00:17:40] I was thinking chain look

[00:17:48] Christmas events out wait like they fixed it

[00:17:55] That guy's out of this raid see you later

[00:17:59] Okay, so close that I let me let me get out of here. I'm gonna

[00:18:05] Let me get out of here and we'll

[00:18:07] start doing the Christmas event which it would be nice if the car was there but it's not.

[00:18:17] That's good then.

[00:18:18] I'm happy so we actually get to do that so I'm not concerned with my prestigeing.

[00:18:23] Give me M80s.

[00:18:25] Just fucking M80A once.

[00:18:29] The Lord.

[00:18:38] Talk about gear, God damn.

[00:18:40] Got the heat in that thing.

[00:18:43] Got the heat Dave and Tyson dying.

[00:18:47] No slinger.

[00:18:48] Thank you very much, guys.

[00:18:51] of

[00:18:58] the

[00:19:08] You've got warrants for the tree.

[00:19:09] Typically anywhere.

[00:19:11] Watching you has helped me improve my life.

[00:19:14] I feel like I've, um,

[00:19:16] I'm not a lot.

[00:19:17] I was going to say, I feel like I have better frames here,

[00:19:19] but I don't Merry Christmas, brother.

[00:19:27] There's gold.

[00:19:28] Let's go.

[00:19:28] We gotta go.

[00:19:31] We gotta go.

[00:19:32] There's a new quest line.

[00:19:38] A few quests lying around, I could check for the shot I was looking for as well.

[00:19:47] But they waited for me to get online to turn the quest on, it's beautiful.

[00:19:50] Okay, here we are.

[00:19:55] There's something, I'll take this for a shot.

[00:20:05] so the new quest is proper

[00:20:13] I must go for grapple.

[00:20:23] Oink.

[00:20:29] Oink.

[00:20:33] Oink.

[00:20:36] What was that?

[00:20:38] bosses are still 70 or 75 percent spawner yes and have been all wiped

[00:20:54] hey

[00:20:58] hey stop it stop it cut it out scarab

[00:22:34] There's a way to make use of it.

[00:22:42] There's a way to make use of it.

[00:22:47] There's a way to make use of it.

[00:22:53] knows where all the naughty girls christmas eve

[00:22:58] sorry what

[00:23:02] i'm sorry what

[00:23:23] Oh.

[00:23:53] What do we got here? I'm missing chapter 13 Q. It's fine. The proper quest, proper

[00:24:03] quest, proper quest, missing in action. Stasher pack of buckwheat, buckwheat, vodka, three

[00:24:16] I'm going to give it to you.

[00:24:33] Oh, look at that.

[00:24:38] Well, nice guy.

[00:24:41] Ok, we've got Iskra and we have to go to...

[00:24:45] I don't know what map we have to go to.

[00:25:08] I would have to go for this the first spot.

[00:25:28] Missing in action.

[00:25:31] Woods at the Scav House on Woods.

[00:25:34] I hope you have a great one.

[00:25:36] There's scabhouse on Woods.

[00:25:37] I'm assuming that's the one by the spawn, right?

[00:25:39] Thank you very much guys.

[00:25:40] Merry Christmas to y'all.

[00:25:43] I'm assuming that's the one by outskirts extract.

[00:25:49] 14 more than likely.

[00:25:51] Just give me one quick moment.

[00:25:58] Actually, all right.

[00:25:59] I gotta go to the door.

[00:25:59] Hold up, I'll be right back.

[00:26:00] Someone's in the door.

[00:26:04] you

[00:27:04] the

[00:27:19] the

[00:27:34] you

[00:28:04] you

[00:28:34] Sorry about that.

[00:28:58] Estimated time, 5.30.

[00:29:00] How accurate do you think these estimations are?

[00:29:03] bullshit or you think they're actually like

[00:29:05] they're voted a million inverted exclamation marks

[00:29:07] I hope you get coal for Christmas

[00:29:13] have a good one

[00:29:14] do you think this is bullshit?

[00:29:18] probably bullshit right?

[00:29:21] I'm gonna guess it's bullshit

[00:29:33] we'll see maybe it's on the dot 5 30 just seems like too even of a number though

[00:29:39] we're back we are back it's an estimate aka we made this estimated time that we

[00:29:54] made this fucking number up and pulled it out of the crack of our ass

[00:30:03] over most body armors. Level three it has four plates, slides in front and back and level three coverage.

[00:30:15] That's it.

[00:30:18] To murder in the lobby is entertainment.

[00:30:33] the

[00:30:40] the

[00:30:46] the

[00:30:59] there was the beanie for it so I don't get cold so my little ears don't freeze

[00:31:14] in the raid but the frostbite on my ears and then I have to chop them off and then

[00:31:19] a fucking snake man like Voldemort from the Goblet of Fire.

[00:31:27] That actually was impressed.

[00:31:31] Beginner's luck.

[00:31:34] Beginner's luck.

[00:31:35] Yeah, I don't want to be out here looking like Voldemort.

[00:31:41] I'm gonna get the dark moustache.

[00:32:04] You can be me with the Fijill helmet.

[00:32:08] Wait, can you actually?

[00:32:09] I thought you could only wear the red hat.

[00:32:10] You can wear a beanie with the Tijila helmet?

[00:32:16] Oh, well that's a meadow.

[00:32:20] I was thinking about the last red. I thought you could only do the red hat.

[00:32:25] They just patched it.

[00:32:28] Honestly good.

[00:32:30] I don't want to be fighting Tijila helmets nonstop.

[00:32:33] But thank god they patched out to be honest.

[00:32:35] I got that would be fucking terrible if they didn't.

[00:33:02] Yeah!

[00:33:05] Yeah, buddy.

[00:33:10] Going through the scav house.

[00:33:13] They'll never move.

[00:33:14] They'll do you shampoos.

[00:33:16] Wait, so you can wear a beanie?

[00:33:19] I can wear a beanie with the Tijela helmet right now,

[00:33:21] currently, in game, at this very moment.

[00:33:31] Christmas tree.

[00:33:33] put the christmas tree back to put the tree back I'm not gonna wear

[00:33:48] beanies and to Joe helmets because I don't want to look like I'm inside of a

[00:33:52] mailbox all day so we're just gonna wear the regular beanie

[00:34:03] I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the alcohol drinks.

[00:34:10] The alcohol drinks work, but they don't last long, you have to constantly be drinking them.

[00:34:23] You're gonna be fucking drunk all day.

[00:34:28] We drink in vodka every two minutes in the rain.

[00:34:31] That's not really a good fix, right?

[00:34:44] What's up, Tony?

[00:34:45] What's up?

[00:34:48] What's up?

[00:34:49] It's acablaca.

[00:34:51] I think you're doing your eyes well.

[00:34:53] Thank you, fellas.

[00:34:55] Alright, I'm assuming this is the scab house that they're talking about in the quest.

[00:35:17] it is a house and there are scabs in it and around it beside it above it below it on all around it

[00:35:47] Oh my god they finally made a placing quest where not to sit for a minute to stash a

[00:36:00] fucking bottle of vodka in a box.

[00:36:05] That was quick, I like the X-cow that you're trying to eat.

[00:36:11] If your boss is also a cuck, we already went over this.

[00:36:18] If your girlfriend has a husband, that also makes you a cuck.

[00:36:26] If your wife has a boyfriend or your girlfriend is a husband, you are a cuck.

[00:36:33] That's just, that's how it works.

[00:36:38] What is she then?

[00:36:39] Oh, she was a whore.

[00:37:09] my neck

[00:37:31] my neck

[00:37:32] I slept like shit last night I think I tweaked my whole neck while I was

[00:37:36] snoozing

[00:37:48] I'll be in one turn. Yeah, I should I just buy it

[00:37:57] We can't I can't just buy the M110. Yes, I can

[00:38:01] Oh, they actually called and then 110 they just still called us at 25

[00:38:11] Yeah

[00:38:25] All right next map for this quest is

[00:38:28] is reserve at the guard barrack on reserve.

[00:38:35] What is the guard barrack on reserve?

[00:38:38] What is that?

[00:38:44] Why is Santa to a rat when in marked rooms, lol?

[00:38:50] Wait, Santa's in the game?

[00:38:55] That could mean a lot of things.

[00:38:57] Is it by RBVO or is it the one by the manhole?

[00:39:00] Big 34 months too easy.

[00:39:03] Or is it one of the other buildings?

[00:39:05] There's like a million buildings

[00:39:07] that could be a barrack on there.

[00:39:08] 44 months of pizza.

[00:39:11] Thank you, Zachy.

[00:39:14] I don't actually know.

[00:39:27] Opposite of RBVO, next to train station, 100%.

[00:39:35] That's what I'm thinking.

[00:39:36] That's what I'm thinking.

[00:39:37] I've got to check these deliveries.

[00:39:42] That's common.

[00:39:48] Okay.

[00:39:50] Oops, I didn't mean to do that.

[00:39:56] Okay, that's good.

[00:40:16] That's done.

[00:40:22] The tree, the trees in the hideout.

[00:40:24] Yeah, I have to find some ornaments for that.

[00:40:26] Oh, I probably won't do it, because I'm just going to prestige anyway.

[00:40:34] I'm going to be prestigeing, so I'm not too worried about it.

[00:40:54] I need the new stream items now or what I already have Kappa. I'll need them the next time around but I won't need them right now

[00:41:12] Yeah, we won't eat an hour good

[00:41:18] One day

[00:41:20] of

[00:41:42] Happy Holidays.

[00:41:49] I'm just making sure that I'm not missing anything important on this fine day or good.

[00:42:03] Almost four years of subs.

[00:42:05] Yes sir, thank you Paulie, Jenny, thank you Florida man.

[00:42:10] Hell yeah.

[00:42:11] Oh yeah.

[00:42:20] Merry Christmas, by the way.

[00:42:22] Wait, did I say something else?

[00:42:23] Did I say happy Christmas?

[00:42:25] What's wrong with happy Christmas?

[00:42:41] to

[00:42:51] all righty to the barracks you guys think it's our bvo

[00:43:01] gotta be done by our bbio

[00:43:11] I could check this thing over here, but I don't think that's really a barracks, that's

[00:43:16] more like a guard shack, not a barracks.

[00:43:22] Oh my god, he's got a lever action, we're all dead.

[00:43:33] This isn't a barrack, it's a shack.

[00:43:40] Doesn't your path to woods to the crust?

[00:43:50] I think we know where it's at.

[00:44:12] Doesn't matter which one. It's probably the marked room.

[00:44:15] I'm not in the marked room, but the barracks with the marked room.

[00:44:31] Nobody up there, nobody down there, okay.

[00:44:55] What's the next map of this quest?

[00:45:01] Interchange, okay, there's no transit interchange in this map.

[00:45:07] Hey yo!

[00:45:09] Yo!

[00:45:13] Merry Christmas, sir.

[00:45:14] Thank you.

[00:45:21] Oh shit, that's Gluhar.

[00:45:23] Oh fuck.

[00:45:25] Oh fuck, oh fuck this is so bad, guys.

[00:45:29] There's a sexy lady right there too.

[00:45:55] Later, I'll just let you find the reason, and funk her.

[00:46:07] Is that it?

[00:46:09] Oh, we're good, okay.

[00:46:11] Ah, yeah.

[00:46:17] He's gonna have the thing.

[00:46:23] Mines.

[00:46:25] No mines? I need the mines!

[00:46:27] No, give me the mines!

[00:46:29] What are you doing?

[00:46:31] I need the mines.

[00:46:33] shit

[00:46:58] Why don't you give me the mines man?

[00:47:03] I'm going to guess in this room.

[00:47:25] Oh, okay.

[00:47:27] Give it to the other barracks heard some other little room in here I'm not

[00:47:34] sure

[00:47:40] oh excuse me it's really hard that hurt that's actually painful goddamn shizzler

[00:47:46] thank you for the five gifted subs thank you very much shizzler thank you

[00:47:51] Sir?

[00:47:54] Merry Christmas

[00:47:55] What's that?

[00:47:56] Ganko, thank you guys

[00:48:00] Blyat, I just need to survive this

[00:48:02] Blyat

[00:48:04] You need to survive this, blyat

[00:48:08] Blyat

[00:48:15] Right here, maybe

[00:48:17] IS Place

[00:48:21] All righty, build up some bullets, a couple, and let's get the fuck out of here.

[00:48:43] I need to make room for my armor for a clip decent, there we go, perfect.

[00:48:47] I can also check mark room while we're here.

[00:48:59] Gil-Sana? No scab loss.

[00:49:01] I don't know what happens to your scab rep if you kill Santa.

[00:49:04] Oh, a big one. So be careful because you need scab rep for one of the really good,

[00:49:10] the one of the endings for the game.

[00:49:17] be careful

[00:49:47] Oh boy, that guy that just shot his gun.

[00:50:00] I have a lot of AK at tree, like do I have one or did I get one?

[00:50:14] What the fuck was that?

[00:50:24] There's a guy right there.

[00:50:32] Got him on the roof.

[00:50:40] It was a guy on the roof.

[00:51:10] I thought I was hearing somebody there.

[00:51:22] I'm not.

[00:51:24] I'm not.

[00:51:28] I think I'm dead.

[00:51:35] I think I'm dead.

[00:51:42] All right, one more map for this quest.

[00:52:11] One more!

[00:52:26] Just one more!

[00:52:41] Let's see where we need to plant these things on interchange servers been I don't have run

[00:52:58] like three raids have been found so far.

[00:53:02] Cues are about the same.

[00:53:04] Mr. Blue Collar.

[00:53:07] Thank you so much, man.

[00:53:08] I very much appreciate that, sir.

[00:53:09] Thank you. Merry Christmas, brother.

[00:53:17] Hold me up please. Plaza.

[00:53:25] Audio changes? Did they do audio changes?

[00:53:39] That's the kind of thing I got to just play more and see if I notice anything different.

[00:54:07] kind of thing I'll just notice like all that sounds different or that sounds good or bad

[00:54:11] or that

[00:54:13] to

[00:54:17] have a bit coins baby

[00:54:20] I know, but I do not want to wear that helmet all day.

[00:54:24] My wife's boyfriend wanted me to say he loves your stream.

[00:54:28] Nice.

[00:54:37] Alright, where do I have to plant this shit on?

[00:54:43] Where do we have to plant this shit on in a change?

[00:54:50] the

[00:54:52] path to river shack on interchange

[00:54:57] What the fuck is path to river

[00:55:02] That's the is that the flare extract that's what that is

[00:55:05] someone else at the door

[00:55:34] Let's take him home now.

[00:56:04] you

[00:56:34] you

[00:57:04] you

[00:57:34] All right, we're good. Sorry about that

[00:57:38] Grab some snacks and the dough

[00:57:48] Why does it sound like Christmas burns red because it is it literally is

[00:58:04] I

[00:58:21] Was up they were finding that out I haven't noticed too much different, but they added this funky-looking bloating bar

[00:58:30] Catchery cats love catcheries. Yeah

[00:58:34] He's like 10 there's one in one or more in every room

[00:58:53] Estimated time four minutes and 30 seconds

[00:58:56] 4 minutes and 30 seconds. Let's see if it's accurate this time. It's actually been pretty

[00:59:05] accurate so far. Pretty accurate. Actually pretty accurate. That thing might work. The

[00:59:30] Shit, it actually might be accurate.

[00:59:37] Okay, we're going through the flagstrap.

[00:59:42] No fun, so good.

[00:59:44] We're doing the quest line right now as we speak.

[00:59:57] We're finding that out.

[01:00:00] They're working on it at this very moment.

[01:00:07] A lot of lever action, we're dead.

[01:00:22] We're gonna die.

[01:00:29] I can't see anything.

[01:00:34] Merry Christmas.

[01:00:37] He's got to be further up.

[01:00:41] I just can't see anything in the fog or something.

[01:00:45] Oh my god, he was right there.

[01:01:03] Well, it's our guy, now he was shooting at someone though, so there might be another

[01:01:11] That's a guy.

[01:01:41] Yeah, I don't believe you, yeah.

[01:01:56] Did I put him in this shack? Is this the shack they're talking about?

[01:02:03] No.

[01:02:04] have to river is this thing?

[01:02:16] have to river flare.

[01:02:18] what now?

[01:02:20] sausage.

[01:02:52] Oh

[01:03:22] Wait, you can get behind me there?

[01:03:39] What the fuck can get behind me there?

[01:03:42] I don't know if you can do that.

[01:04:07] Fuck, didn't kill him.

[01:04:12] Oh

[01:04:22] How many fucking ammo for this dude

[01:04:24] and

[01:04:44] whoo! we're the best

[01:04:47] we're the best

[01:04:48] little close call of the nade there

[01:04:52] close call in a day but we're cooking we're cooking I'm dancing I'm planting

[01:04:58] going crazy

[01:05:03] going crazy

[01:05:08] Nikita Nikita shh shh

[01:05:11] Nikita Nikita quiet shh they're gonna hear us Nikita shh be quiet

[01:05:20] thank you

[01:05:22] I love you.

[01:05:34] Oh my god there are more.

[01:05:40] Many men, who step upon me.

[01:05:44] All my eyes are gonna get empty.

[01:05:49] I'm just gonna be one desk then it'll be

[01:05:55] Mani men Manny mani mani mani mani men

[01:06:00] By the horn

[01:06:02] Thank you. Go go go go go

[01:06:06] Get to the evac

[01:06:08] Oh

[01:06:13] Womp holy 50 don't know thank you so much. Well Merry Christmas brother. Thank you Anthony think of you the pram

[01:06:21] Thank you fellas

[01:06:25] Thank you, thank you, thank you

[01:06:28] Yeah, but I was just busting it down. I

[01:06:32] Killed like six people I read

[01:06:35] I know six kills

[01:06:37] Mm-hmm

[01:06:43] So

[01:06:47] So about feet

[01:06:56] Only five wait, I'm a pussy. I don't think I'm five people

[01:07:00] Hyperpal what a pussy dude. Thanks poofy

[01:07:07] Transits and move for XP now. It seems like it. I don't know if they nerfed labyrinth XP

[01:07:13] But I they buffed transit XP. So if you translated a bunch of times and went labyrinth, you'd probably have a shit ton of XP

[01:07:23] Like a fuck ton of XP

[01:07:26] Like a bajillion XP

[01:07:37] Alright, one quest down. First quest down in the chain. What do we get now? Clearing the

[01:07:51] way. Who you know their way? Setting priorities. What the fuck quest is that? Is this a new

[01:08:05] quest. Clear in the way. Eliminate any target on Customs. That's easy. Wait, this one's an event

[01:08:20] quest. No, the other one. This is an event quest.

[01:08:35] Yeah, what does this give me?

[01:08:40] Unknown reward.

[01:08:50] I don't know who designed that quest, but fuck that.

[01:08:55] That quest looks like some ass.

[01:08:59] to

[01:09:19] the

[01:09:35] Merry Christmas Eve to you.

[01:09:40] Merry Christmas Eve.

[01:10:05] Rapper?

[01:10:18] Nice AK-12.

[01:10:20] Wow.

[01:10:22] Wow.

[01:10:24] Wow

[01:10:56] money.

[01:11:06] All right, let's go kill targets on customs.

[01:11:13] funny targets on customs.

[01:11:34] It's like four minutes and 30 seconds estimated time.

[01:11:43] 4 minutes.

[01:12:03] you

[01:12:33] You

[01:13:03] That's tried to I think it's actually harder now that they made it an MP5

[01:13:16] That it's not the SR2 anymore. It's the MP5 which I think that's worse

[01:13:22] I mean, let's use PBP, but I typically you don't have PBP by that point.

[01:13:35] Bon Appetit.

[01:13:37] E.B.P. is also hella expensive. That's why one is way fucking easier, though. Way easier.

[01:13:45] I guess you do have a 50 round bag on it.

[01:14:08] Yeah.

[01:14:09] I

[01:14:17] Know the SR2 was pretty good for me this way

[01:14:24] It was pretty damn good for me I got all 20 kills without dying

[01:14:39] the

[01:14:52] that according to the

[01:14:54] calculations of battles that

[01:14:56] games incorporated LLC months

[01:14:58] we have

[01:15:01] about 40 seconds until the next

[01:15:03] about 40 seconds.

[01:15:20] Before I was a level five armor I did leg matter it didn't matter.

[01:15:27] Leg matter with the SR2.

[01:15:33] Honestly that raid wait-time estimation is pretty fucking spot-on, bro.

[01:15:41] How is it so spot-on?

[01:15:45] It's actually gonna sick.

[01:16:02] guard barric for the best is the marked room on it's not in the marked room but

[01:16:08] it's the barracks are next to RBBO or the woods transit it's preset you're pretty

[01:16:17] sure I'm maybe I don't know but it's pretty fuck it's been with like 15

[01:16:22] seconds estimated over every time so far so but it has been changing too so

[01:16:31] So I don't know how it's been.

[01:16:36] I've had like five and a half minutes.

[01:16:37] I've had four minutes and 30 seconds.

[01:16:39] It's been updating.

[01:16:48] Might still be a bunch of forgays though.

[01:17:31] We're getting blast waste over here.

[01:17:41] Oh my breath is fogging up, that's kind of cool, is that new?

[01:17:47] There's steam on the bottom of my screen.

[01:17:54] This isn't your average ordinary everyday coldness.

[01:18:08] This is advanced coldness.

[01:18:38] of

[01:18:45] of

[01:18:48] of

[01:18:51] of

[01:18:53] of

[01:18:55] of

[01:18:58] of

[01:19:00] of

[01:19:02] of

[01:19:04] of

[01:19:06] I thought it was out.

[01:19:18] I've got to wait someone's in here.

[01:19:32] Got a flashlight in there.

[01:19:36] That's a flicker of light.

[01:19:41] Someone's in there. There's a light shining.

[01:19:45] That's a gun.

[01:19:48] I could be a scab I guess.

[01:19:56] I'm quite sure what it is.

[01:20:13] Assuming it's PMC.

[01:20:33] Where are my scarves?

[01:20:36] Where are my scarves?

[01:20:43] of

[01:20:50] the

[01:20:57] death of

[01:21:00] death

[01:21:03] I thought that was a PMC running up Wow, thank you you go and thank you big K. Thank you King sleepy

[01:21:15] I said what what I said what what

[01:21:21] I said what what

[01:21:33] Let me tango this approaching chat, there are two hostiles, there are two enemy hostiles

[01:21:57] enter in the dormitories.

[01:21:59] Fair to engage.

[01:22:09] Got him, Scav.

[01:22:11] Got him.

[01:22:20] Happy holidays.

[01:22:27] Oh, we got incoming

[01:23:27] right now baby

[01:23:57] of

[01:24:07] I can not tell you.

[01:24:23] Tony, do you remember any seahorse traps?

[01:24:27] of

[01:24:34] of

[01:24:37] of

[01:24:42] of

[01:24:44] of

[01:24:46] of

[01:24:49] Oh, I got you. Oh, I got you. Oh, I got you.

[01:25:00] What the fuck is that gun?

[01:25:12] Alright, there's a lot of people in the two-story area, probably going to circumnavigate and

[01:25:22] go and kill scabs because I need more scab kills.

[01:25:57] I'm not sure what I'm talking about.

[01:26:15] Remember Chrysler?

[01:26:17] This guy with the fucking DMR around here?

[01:26:21] Which I don't like.

[01:26:27] and no like

[01:26:46] die mr. Scav would you die

[01:27:27] I need many more scabs.

[01:27:52] Oh, those are two players, okay?

[01:28:22] I thought those were fucking scabs.

[01:28:30] I literally thought those are scabs on a kind of scab

[01:28:33] being right next to them, but nope.

[01:28:52] You shoot me with what did I get shot with a scar I

[01:29:06] Literally thought those scabs

[01:29:22] me out please get me out of here, game. Get me out of here.

[01:29:52] There's a hat hair or something in my mouse.

[01:30:00] Forget it.

[01:30:02] Why do I cry every time I boot up this game?

[01:30:08] It's pain.

[01:30:12] It's pain.

[01:30:14] What the fuck is at the door now?

[01:30:18] Is the Jehovah's Witness the Jehovah's

[01:30:28] Jehovah's at the door

[01:30:48] This headgear.

[01:30:55] Can I wear any beanie I want?

[01:30:59] That's going to keep me warm, right?

[01:31:04] Will that keep me warm?

[01:31:08] Daring devil, hello once again.

[01:31:12] Thank you very, very, very, very much for the 10 gifted.

[01:31:16] Thank you. What gun did I want to run? There was a gun that I wanted to run. I don't know what it is.

[01:31:21] Let's be the island rock.

[01:31:22] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:31:25] It was something I wanted to run, but I don't know what it was.

[01:31:34] I don't see cat hair, but I feel it.

[01:31:41] Um...

[01:32:16] Yeah, that's so ugly.

[01:32:33] There's no other FDE hand guards, so...

[01:32:38] It's just, it's just more drip. We have to do that. It's just more drip. We need to drip

[01:32:48] max here.

[01:32:50] Oh wait, M110 flash hider. Do they have any suppressors? How good is this thing? 4171.

[01:33:04] compared to there's no way it's better than just the

[01:33:12] there's no way it's better than this

[01:33:15] 3872 wait it is better what the fuck

[01:33:28] fucking swag dude

[01:33:29] We're some more drippage for our gun, we need more drippage or is a cool 30 millimeter

[01:33:41] mount.

[01:33:42] Isn't there a good, oh the guys they want to, oh shit, holy drip, let's see 3871 is

[01:33:57] the other stock better to use this. 44.74. 48.5.74.

[01:34:27] 48.572 4470 okay so this is just better

[01:34:43] 8.574

[01:34:48] drip

[01:34:55] You're up

[01:35:00] Yeah, why is it not buying everything for the gun it does not want to buy everything for the gun

[01:35:16] I'm trying to look sick. I need these parts. I can't look sick with them these parts

[01:35:25] And I should have gangsters fuck

[01:35:45] I don't even care if it's bad it looks cool shit

[01:36:25] I was a new armor. I just see there. What the fuck is this thing? I added a JPC.

[01:36:44] Pack packet JPC

[01:36:52] They added the fugazi JPC there's no armor that's bad

[01:37:00] It's bad it does no

[01:37:07] Oh, yeah, it is no

[01:37:11] Off the armor

[01:37:14] They reskin this, this is reskin

[01:37:16] Thank you very much, thank you, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

[01:37:46] miss man I got to change I don't like the scope out I'm gonna change that we got

[01:38:01] to do the super low one I don't like that hideover bore

[01:38:06] That seems pretty good, though.

[01:38:13] I still can't find this, like, buster, this hair that's on my mouse.

[01:38:54] Hmm

[01:39:06] Glorick and God no

[01:39:17] No, oh, how are we doing I?

[01:39:20] I got one, just like it.

[01:39:23] Delirate, thank you very much sir.

[01:40:50] I'm not sure.

[01:40:58] Sexy rifle number 25.

[01:41:01] That's what it stands for.

[01:41:15] Remakes the shit.

[01:41:16] spent slaps.

[01:41:22] The shit slaps, we're sure.

[01:41:27] Dream waking a land extreme.

[01:41:30] Yes, land.

[01:41:32] Yeah, this album crushes.

[01:41:36] Four years of Tony's pizza and Timmy Tender's Yai.

[01:41:38] I much love brother.

[01:41:39] Hope you have a fantastic Christmas and happy holidays.

[01:41:43] Happy holidays.

[01:41:44] Thanks, coffee.

[01:42:16] don't really use them. They really slap up the ergo. But swag, yeah, but swag. But swag.

[01:42:36] the

[01:42:56] and

[01:43:15] Mary Christmas big guy Mary Grimm is

[01:43:17] Mary Mary, but I've read this is just the light

[01:43:21] Thanks, Ray.

[01:43:29] Thank you.

[01:43:51] I'll get you on this back here.

[01:44:19] Yeah, cava, can't see it.

[01:44:33] Throwing the threat!

[01:44:37] Had name.

[01:44:49] I have the Grinch!

[01:44:55] Can I wear it? I want to wear this. Can I wear headphones with it?

[01:45:11] Thank you.

[01:45:19] My parents made you get a lot of grilling in my house a lot of grilling a lot of grilling

[01:45:33] That's pretty much all I eat growing up just like grilled chicken and whatever else lots of grilling all the time

[01:45:39] I doubt those grilling

[01:45:42] You'd be out in three feet of snow on the grill. It's how it went down

[01:45:49] Thank you for the tiny gift.

[01:45:56] It's up.

[01:46:01] Sorry.

[01:46:03] Alert.

[01:46:05] Alert.

[01:46:06] Hold on.

[01:46:07] That was a reminder to do something.

[01:46:14] Alert, alert.

[01:46:27] I know our scavs doing it, Cal.

[01:46:34] You're in the way, we need seven more.

[01:46:36] I feel like you guys know it's performances down right now in this game.

[01:46:46] Okay, well I can't be the Grinch, I get really cold.

[01:46:49] Here's what you're only 10 months so far.

[01:46:57] Performance is definitely worse today.

[01:46:59] Thank you guys. I appreciate that. I'm staying back in so much like Ghost of the Dinky Garnats.

[01:47:09] I just wanted to wear the Grinch mask.

[01:47:17] Merry Crimeous Mr. Pizza Man.

[01:47:21] Merry Crimeous? Is that where we commit crimes on Christmas?

[01:47:29] That's what we're doing, huh?

[01:47:39] The criminalities on Christmas.

[01:48:02] THX for all the good times, Papato.

[01:48:05] Thank you.

[01:48:09] and

[01:48:19] thank you rush

[01:48:31] where are the god damn scoundrels I need them now

[01:48:39] We're going to be tangos chat all recon mission here

[01:49:01] of

[01:49:06] the

[01:49:22] I really need to use a full Wino, I can't click today.

[01:49:52] of

[01:50:02] the

[01:50:12] inside, and inside

[01:50:20] I doubt it, I don't want to run out of shotgun.

[01:50:48] much lag like in that direction.

[01:50:53] Scott, that might have been Scott.

[01:51:02] What are these people?

[01:51:04] Why are you sitting in the?

[01:51:06] What are you doing there?

[01:51:09] I definitely need to use a full auto.

[01:51:10] That just fucked me so bad.

[01:51:13] Like, what are you doing in the shack there, though?

[01:51:18] Yeah, that's semi-auto just fucked me.

[01:51:30] No more semi-auto.

[01:51:36] 4x with M995. Well that'll win 10 times out of 10. M995. Not winning that fight.

[01:51:53] I'm not going to win. I ain't

[01:52:02] winning that one. No way, sir.

[01:52:06] No way.

[01:52:09] That's the socks. I agree.

[01:52:13] I agree.

[01:52:18] full autos. Sideplates.

[01:52:43] Christmas Eve to Eddie Tony I hope your aides go well today and you have a nice Christmas

[01:52:48] So they are pretty good today, pretty good.

[01:52:51] So far, so far.

[01:53:11] We do a little MCX maybe.

[01:53:18] Or I could do an AK-308, but I don't really like using like a scope and I kind of need a scope lately in this game.

[01:53:30] o

[01:53:37] o

[01:53:40] o

[01:53:45] o

[01:53:46] o

[01:53:48] o

[01:53:49] o

[01:53:50] o

[01:53:51] o

[01:53:52] o

[01:53:53] o

[01:53:54] o

[01:53:55] o

[01:53:56] ah

[01:54:19] Mutant

[01:54:22] A little bit of ammo for it like BP

[01:54:26] it.

[01:54:40] Let's do a mutant here.

[01:54:51] that's pretty good.

[01:55:11] B. P. That's like sixteen hundred. That's pretty good.

[01:55:24] Alrighty.

[01:55:27] I'm gonna go use the bathroom. I'll be right back.

[01:55:41] you

[01:56:11] you

[01:56:41] you

[01:57:11] You

[01:57:35] They are Jack Merry Christmas

[01:57:41] you

[01:58:11] you

[01:58:41] you

[01:59:11] I

[01:59:18] Miss have we dead yet

[01:59:24] They match making faster and now it's about the same but they added this estimated time and it actually seems somewhat accurate

[01:59:32] Somehow

[01:59:36] There's a room stay bottom

[01:59:41] I

[01:59:49] The work

[01:59:57] The room skate button

[02:00:04] Let's go stay no oh my god, dude again, thank you so much brother

[02:00:11] Thank you very, very much.

[02:00:13] Ten gifted, thank you so much.

[02:00:15] Merry Christmas to you.

[02:00:17] Merry Christmas.

[02:00:19] We shouldn't have a lot of...

[02:00:22] We shouldn't have a lot more kills for this.

[02:00:27] We shouldn't have a lot more kills.

[02:00:29] Uh, what was that?

[02:00:30] Sam!

[02:00:31] Thank you for the five gifted as well.

[02:00:33] Thank you very much.

[02:00:34] Aluminum fish, thank you for the tearful rape.

[02:00:38] Thank you, fellas.

[02:00:41] Thank you very much guys.

[02:00:47] I lost, I just like, I would spend like, I need six more.

[02:00:57] Oh.

[02:00:58] What the fuck was my gun doing?

[02:01:03] One of the whips!

[02:01:07] Oh my god, 762 bullet velocity, please.

[02:01:17] That there, 762 velocity.

[02:01:20] That's shit rough.

[02:01:57] I

[02:02:01] Do my performance is so bad when I am in the scope right now. Holy moly

[02:02:09] What happened is it the Christmas lights like what it's so bad today

[02:02:21] It feels like I'm on streets right now

[02:02:27] I actually, it feels like I'm on streets, but I'm on customs.

[02:02:42] It's gotta be these fucking Christmas lights.

[02:02:47] the 12 frames of Christmas 12 frames of Christmas it's good it's fucking good man well played

[02:03:05] Well played.

[02:03:19] Bareful comply, mate.

[02:03:23] Bareful comply.

[02:03:25] I mean, Rockham?

[02:03:55] got him. got ya, got ya. got the lag.

[02:04:17] should not have been taking this long but it is but it is

[02:04:27] so is the quest that shouldn't take a long time that end up taking a long time

[02:04:33] Thank you very much for the five gifted subs. Thank you, Puck. Thank you very much, sir.

[02:04:43] I think it off this map, my frames are so bad.

[02:05:08] really there's scabs and strongholds and not players in here right right right

[02:05:38] There's a vector and I know how that.

[02:05:54] I have no frames in that direction.

[02:06:24] Oh my god a scab.

[02:06:31] Found one.

[02:06:36] I think I've been so much at 76239.

[02:06:42] It's really bad.

[02:06:45] Not ideal.

[02:06:50] She's got one more scab kill.

[02:06:57] We get a quick little water.

[02:07:27] heard something. My friends are good in here and there's no Christmas lights

[02:07:35] around I think it's a Christmas lights

[02:07:38] the

[02:07:51] gun

[02:07:52] let's go

[02:07:55] out of here baby

[02:07:58] we are out of here

[02:08:08] how's going on down here fellas looks like he's at a Zootopia that's a

[02:08:21] Gav. That's Zootopia's Gav.

[02:09:21] How are the rates going today?

[02:09:33] Uh, pretty good, actually, pretty good, pretty good so far.

[02:09:41] Not too shabby, not too shabby at all.

[02:09:47] seems like a fine day for Tarkov a fine day for Tarkov.

[02:09:56] Another quest. Kaloten. Happy holidays. Survive and extract with a frostbite

[02:10:03] status effect.

[02:10:10] Okay this isn't without dying though. Survive and extract with frostbite

[02:10:15] status effect on every single map in the game okay this is like a transit thing

[02:10:24] no look like we have to do that toward the talk of

[02:10:32] let toward the talk of

[02:11:06] Oh my god, I got decleaner for that quest. Wow. Thanks, man.

[02:11:17] Okay, so, what was the first one? Streets of Tarkov? Whose quest is this?

[02:11:28] Hello then, of course it's a Yggdras. Streets of Tarkov extract with the frostbite status effect.

[02:11:35] Here we go. He's on streets, check 13 of him. Here we go.

[02:11:48] Getting down in DERDA.

[02:11:54] Getting down in DERDA.

[02:11:57] you

[02:12:27] Five minutes and 30 seconds estimated time.

[02:12:37] Five minutes and 30 seconds estimated time.

[02:12:46] you

[02:13:16] you

[02:13:46] you

[02:14:16] You

[02:14:41] Second guys

[02:14:46] you

[02:15:16] you

[02:15:46] We're back.

[02:16:04] We are back.

[02:16:12] It's whatever the name of this quest is I'm doing colotin colotin collagen the collagen quest the colotin or something

[02:16:24] The lozen

[02:16:29] Colosin Colotin

[02:16:42] Let's see if the 5 minutes and 30 seconds is accurate.

[02:16:48] So far it's been bang on every time.

[02:16:57] Every time it's pre-spot on.

[02:17:02] All right, we just have to survive.

[02:17:11] What are we going to do? We're going to survive with the frostbite.

[02:17:17] Oh my god, my frame rate. Oh my lord.

[02:17:24] Oh my goodness.

[02:17:41] He's running, I don't know where he's at.

[02:17:51] Somebody's dying.

[02:17:54] That guy's dying over there.

[02:17:56] He is having a bad time at this moment.

[02:18:01] You guys haven't a fantastic raid so far and it's probably over.

[02:18:26] Mark

[02:18:34] You're a double-take on that guy didn't see my first

[02:18:43] Having a good rate to

[02:18:56] of

[02:19:21] No way.

[02:19:41] Slide.

[02:19:45] Merry Christmas.

[02:19:51] Yeah, I think you hear it, Tony.

[02:20:21] I can't peek the same window twice, man.

[02:20:30] You did the same move twice in a row that's like playing rock, paper, scissors and throwing

[02:20:33] rock and then rock again.

[02:20:41] Which honestly sometimes is a really good strategy.

[02:20:45] But.

[02:20:47] But not in this scenario.

[02:20:52] Literally.

[02:20:57] I don't know how you do that.

[02:20:58] Now rock rock is a rookie mistake.

[02:21:01] Everyone does rock and then rock again.

[02:21:04] There is something crazy like paper than paper than paper.

[02:21:17] Mm-hmm

[02:21:34] Oh, we see if plant is here shall we see if the land is here

[02:21:44] You man

[02:22:17] Thank you, Rob. I appreciate you.

[02:22:20] All right, Chad, do we stay in no longer or do we just fast extract for the quest?

[02:22:28] What do you guys want to do?

[02:22:39] I gotta get some frostbite, though.

[02:22:41] Oh, I'm so cold. Oh, I'm frozen. Oh, no, my little ears. They're very cold.

[02:22:56] I don't know, but it might not give you to survive on each map if you die while transiting.

[02:23:17] not worth it. Not worth it. Not worth it.

[02:23:47] a real what's his name my name land dismarkius land the smart Mark Millius the third

[02:24:17] my name is Landis Mark Millius the third father of a murdered Chad husband to a

[02:24:28] murdered scab now I'll have my vengeance in this raid or the next

[02:24:36] Oh, it says, chat emperor of the legions.

[02:24:43] Chat emperor of the legions.

[02:25:06] Okay, what is our next quest?

[02:25:35] Zero

[02:25:38] Gondol zero

[02:25:40] Boy, I can't wait to go to ground zero guys. Oh, yes. I love ground zero

[02:25:48] It's my favorite map

[02:25:55] Andrew thank you suspicious thank you dreamer trig endo and a little can of green

[02:26:01] Thank you for the five gifted subs

[02:26:05] Thank you, Bean. Thank you, Cohen.

[02:26:09] By the beanie to keep my little ears warm from frostbite.

[02:26:12] Merry Christmas, everyone.

[02:26:15] My wittle ears are getting frostbite.

[02:26:23] My wittle ears.

[02:26:31] My wittle wittle ears.

[02:26:35] No, you can't wear a helmet or you get frostbite.

[02:26:56] You can wear the Tijila helmet with a beanie though, that you can do.

[02:27:03] you shouldn't be able to do because that's a little busted.

[02:27:18] Here we have a progress bar. Estimated time five minutes. You are now number 383

[02:27:27] in the queue. Our estimated wait time is five minutes. A waiting server start.

[02:27:40] Bala clava doesn't count. I don't know. I don't think so. The Bala clava doesn't

[02:27:47] keep you warm, right?

[02:27:57] I don't think the ski mask probably works, the Schmaska, but you can't wear headphones with the Schmaska.

[02:28:07] You can't wear headphones with the Schmaska.

[02:28:27] Oh,

[02:28:31] Patsky.

[02:28:35] Oh,

[02:28:39] Patsky.

[02:28:43] Oh,

[02:28:47] Patsky.

[02:28:51] Patsky.

[02:28:55] the

[02:28:59] divide my chains

[02:29:06] you

[02:29:27] Seven fishes tonight, how you doing doing great doing great I know I'm

[02:29:33] Oh, no, it's swan, actually, fire.

[02:29:39] It's swan, it's bomb.

[02:29:44] Oh, under ground.

[02:29:59] Hello. Hello?

[02:30:03] of

[02:30:11] of

[02:30:18] of

[02:30:22] of

[02:30:25] of

[02:30:29] of

[02:30:31] of

[02:30:35] of

[02:30:39] Oh my god, I got so dead.

[02:30:42] Come out, come out, suka, I can see you!

[02:30:51] So is that guy, ride the lightning baby!

[02:30:59] Just ran that shit up right through his face.

[02:31:05] Let's go die, too.

[02:31:06] Oh, everyone's dead already.

[02:31:12] We're all fucking dead, man!

[02:31:28] Wow.

[02:31:29] I heard a step.

[02:31:31] It doesn't echo of me, but I heard a step.

[02:31:35] I

[02:31:56] Zagreb

[02:32:05] I killed him.

[02:32:12] Oh, uh, did I?

[02:32:17] I'm pretty sure I killed that guy, right?

[02:32:26] Oh.

[02:32:27] pretty sure I killed that guy already

[02:32:33] oh fucking cocksucker

[02:32:36] I didn't kill him, I'm bloody done

[02:32:40] oh I didn't get frostbite no! oh my god we gotta go back

[02:32:45] we gotta go back I was

[02:32:49] zoned in dude I was locked in I forgot about the beanie

[02:32:56] whoopsies whoopsies forgot about that

[02:33:08] yeah I forgot about that one

[02:33:12] I did not made that guy I probably landed one right on his head

[02:33:26] 18 DE

[02:33:29] thank you SIG how you doing brother

[02:33:32] oh my

[02:33:36] hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

[02:33:40] father to prevail? they're alright

[02:33:45] they're okay

[02:33:49] I don't even have to

[02:33:54] I

[02:33:56] I

[02:34:19] Took a prop at all for nothing to Merry Christmas brother

[02:34:26] you as well. to you as well. I

[02:34:35] need some aquas, aquamarys.

[02:34:41] some aquamarys.

[02:34:56] All right now we have to get another flare and then I have to go back and we have to

[02:35:03] do the same thing but we have to get frostbite at the end, fucked it up, I didn't get no

[02:35:11] damn frostbite.

[02:35:26] I'm

[02:35:31] working

[02:35:36] as my friends are up to go up so fast I formed it for like 20 hours straight

[02:35:40] few weeks ago

[02:35:45] was not fast

[02:35:48] Okay.

[02:36:16] the game. I'm not matching.

[02:36:23] It like matches you quickly now

[02:36:26] but it still takes five minutes

[02:36:29] to get in the right. So I don't

[02:36:30] know what they actually

[02:36:32] changed.

[02:36:36] Like once you hear you can't

[02:36:40] back out really but it still

[02:36:42] takes the same amount of time

[02:36:44] to get the right. So I'm not

[02:36:46] Hold gaslighting, I've been gasli before, I'm gonna be the first time.

[02:37:13] of

[02:37:20] the

[02:37:27] the

[02:37:32] Thank you sir.

[02:37:39] Thank you.

[02:37:44] Thank you sir.

[02:37:50] Thank you sir.

[02:37:55] Thank you sir.

[02:38:00] I'm sorry.

[02:38:07] Bye.

[02:38:30] Is that 14?

[02:38:37] Yeah.

[02:38:44] Mm-hmm.

[02:39:20] you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very much sir. Merry Christmas. Thank you Wolverine.

[02:39:26] Thank you. Thank you. Yosh. Yosh.

[02:39:36] All right, let's go. Let me know. Fuck this up this time.

[02:39:41] I fucked it up last time. I can't fuck it up twice in a row.

[02:39:44] is the sleigh back this year that I don't know

[02:39:54] I'm not sure about the sleigh

[02:39:56] I've never really looked for it

[02:40:00] Thank you, useful

[02:40:02] It's a lad

[02:40:14] fucking out

[02:40:18] I'm only wearing level 4 plates, I'm a fucking idiot, what am I doing?

[02:40:23] We got there, come on, come on, talk, sucker!

[02:40:27] I didn't realize you would spawn that close to me

[02:40:31] my bad bro

[02:40:39] here's the present for you, double yeah!

[02:40:48] the present for you, double yeah!

[02:40:55] that guy's mic is way too crisp and clear, i don't like it

[02:41:04] i like fighting people that have doodoo mics

[02:41:09] It's too clear. It's like he's inside of my head. I don't know. It's like he's whispering

[02:41:14] in my ear. It wouldn't be the careless whispers.

[02:41:20] This is right there. I even fucking pre-aimed it too. I even fu- Why did I go that way?

[02:41:38] I need to go underground. I even fucking pre-aimed it.

[02:41:43] I bet you it's Thorex kill. Actually, no, it's probably not a Thorex kill.

[02:41:46] But if it is, it's because I had level 4 plates in that armor, and I didn't even realize.

[02:41:57] Why didn't I just do the Frostbite the first time I came here?

[02:42:02] That thorax told you.

[02:42:09] All of you, boy, you had a goal, Nicky, wouldn't have mattered.

[02:42:14] Literally wouldn't have mattered.

[02:42:17] Would not have made a difference.

[02:42:22] I got as busted as fuck with that ammo.

[02:42:27] Mm-hmm

[02:42:41] All right, well, maybe I'll learn the third time

[02:42:46] Maybe I'll learn the third time

[02:42:50] She

[02:42:52] I

[02:43:08] Or time is it Tom?

[02:43:22] How did I have level 4 plates on? How did I not put level 5 plates on that?

[02:43:31] Thank you, DEMMA.

[02:44:03] I do not know that I do not do

[02:44:27] I do not do.

[02:44:34] I do not do.

[02:44:43] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:44:46] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:44:49] All right, third time.

[02:45:02] Third time is definitely better.

[02:45:06] It's gotta be better.

[02:45:10] Fucking gotta be.

[02:45:12] All right.

[02:45:14] Let's go.

[02:45:16] Let's go.

[02:45:17] I'm gonna go feed my cat a beer back.

[02:45:19] Coke can Johnny!

[02:45:21] Thank you so much for the five gifted brother.

[02:45:23] Let me go feed him. Hold up.

[02:45:34] The warm embrace of a woman eludes me.

[02:45:46] you

[02:46:16] you

[02:46:46] You

[02:47:16] you

[02:47:46] you

[02:48:16] you

[02:49:46] This is not a good spawn.

[02:49:53] It's a very bad spawn.

[02:50:08] This is a very bad spawn.

[02:50:12] Don't like this.

[02:50:15] of

[02:50:37] We must go under.

[02:50:44] What am I doing up topside?

[02:50:52] I'm going to dive.

[02:50:53] Do I have a sniper rifle or dive by the extract or dive by the other extract or dive in the

[02:50:58] Olive Garden restaurant or in the other place?

[02:51:01] Let's go down.

[02:51:04] Down is where we need to go.

[02:51:05] Well, I don't want to come back to this map

[02:51:35] and

[02:51:51] today's my birthday

[02:51:52] i wish you and chateau merry christmas

[02:51:55] love you all

[02:51:57] Happy birthday, Merry Christmas.

[02:52:11] Fuck it off, man.

[02:52:27] two

[02:52:34] two

[02:52:37] two

[02:52:42] two

[02:52:47] two

[02:52:52] two

[02:52:55] but I head shot that guy. I shot that guy straight in the face how did he not die?

[02:53:02] I'll do a double take because I hit him in the head.

[02:53:12] Those are the cleanest face shot imaginable and even the

[02:53:18] I

[02:53:24] Didn't bounce off his arm I shot him in the face his arm was undamaged. I was right on the center of his nose

[02:53:29] He looked like Rudolph when I shot him

[02:53:36] Well, I'm gonna Rudolph

[02:53:48] be like this. Really? That's not a big memory. MP5 test drive is terrible. That's what I

[02:54:00] was saying before. It may test drive one a lot better, but test drive two with an MP5

[02:54:07] It is worse than the SRT, when I've been in.

[02:54:13] Beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie.

[02:54:18] Oh, I'm freezing.

[02:54:21] Oh, it's so cold.

[02:54:24] Oh, it's so cold.

[02:54:33] It's so cold.

[02:54:37] Take my Bezos box please.

[02:54:55] Thanks, he.

[02:54:56] Thank you, he.

[02:54:59] Hmm.

[02:55:15] Wow, wow.

[02:55:29] Yeah, he's been good today.

[02:55:39] He's been good.

[02:55:42] It's so cool on the northern Screechian.

[02:55:48] Rock pot. Thank you.

[02:55:56] All right, we're finally done with them out. Thank the Lord. I hate that place.

[02:56:03] I think Sizzler, thank you, thank you. I can hate that map.

[02:56:26] I'm going to go to the next area, which I do not know where the next area is.

[02:56:54] According to our list, the next area is interchange.

[02:57:04] Merry Christmas, Tony. Merry Christmas, brother.

[02:57:11] The next area is interchange.

[02:57:21] And uh

[02:57:23] Enjoy the holidays big man get my drops my game I damn drops. I am

[02:57:35] Thanks troll

[02:57:51] What's the new event? It's a forbidden popsicle event. Everyone is really cold.

[02:58:09] impopcical event in Targov.

[02:58:11] Thank you for the 10 gifted thank you very much thank you

[02:58:41] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[02:58:49] The forbidden popsicle is the thing that gets shoved up your butt.

[02:58:55] When you're like overheated from like heat exhaustion and they shoved the frozen popsicle up your butt to cool you down.

[02:59:06] That's

[02:59:09] Yeah, that's what they do that's real no, that's a real thing I think

[02:59:22] I think it's a real thing

[02:59:27] Who's a who's it a medical service technician tells about the popsicle

[02:59:33] Who's here to tell us about the popsicles? Somebody's got to know

[02:59:41] Pretty sure it's a real thing

[02:59:55] It's a real yeah, I'm pretty sure it's real

[02:59:57] I mean how else would you cool someone down as fast as possible you get to the center

[03:00:02] There's only two ways to the center

[03:00:10] There's only two ways and one of them they can't breathe this

[03:00:23] You know Frodo had the choice

[03:00:25] They could have taken the one road or they could have gone

[03:00:28] You know to the month through the minds of Moria. He went he went through the minds

[03:00:35] Frodo knew

[03:00:38] Frodo knew

[03:00:49] No, I

[03:00:51] Don't even remember what the other path was he gonna take and they were gonna get ambushed by orcs or something

[03:00:56] I was like get ambushed by orcs or climb on the side of a mountain and go through the mines.

[03:01:16] Oh yeah, they were on the side of the mountain and it was go continue through the mountain or go under through the mines and he said through the mines.

[03:01:26] and

[03:01:44] It'll be all right.

[03:02:03] Oh.

[03:02:14] game servers in your region are

[03:02:24] under a heavy load delayed.

[03:02:30] 38 months.

[03:02:31] Dude, I'm fine.

[03:02:32] I'm fine.

[03:02:33] I'll complain to customer

[03:02:34] service.

[03:02:35] My raid's delayed.

[03:02:36] I'm delayed.

[03:03:11] to the other terminal fuck you

[03:03:19] oh man that shit is the worst you're like terminal a and they're like oh

[03:03:23] yeah terminal f is where you need to go well how do i get the terminal f is

[03:03:28] you have to take you have to go by horse and buggy

[03:03:32] to the fucking terminal across the tarmac

[03:03:37] Thank you very much. Thank you.

[03:03:43] Thank you. Mind control.

[03:03:47] Uh

[03:03:51] Uh

[03:03:55] Why is

[03:03:59] Why is the game actually just getting slammed today with players

[03:04:03] getting slammed today with players because everyone's off are you doing

[03:04:10] anything for the holidays visiting family um I think we're just playing

[03:04:16] Tarkov all day because of drops I think that's the new plan they turned on the

[03:04:25] drops machine again so I think we're here getting the drops

[03:04:33] Oh

[03:04:46] It's steam

[03:04:49] Steam what do you mean steam what steam

[03:04:56] Eight minute raid

[03:05:00] Dude we really are at the airport right now

[03:05:03] and

[03:05:10] we really are at the airport

[03:05:17] of

[03:05:34] They're chillin.

[03:05:39] What do you mean?

[03:05:44] Alright, this is actually fucked.

[03:05:54] Are you guys in raids or what?

[03:05:57] Is it only me?

[03:06:01] Is it just me?

[03:06:05] I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my raid.

[03:06:15] The servers are falling apart slush going down right now.

[03:06:32] It seems that way.

[03:06:34] They're under heavy load.

[03:06:37] Increase loading time.

[03:06:40] I

[03:06:51] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:07:10] I'm trying to see if anyone else is having problems, I'm assuming this is just an all-around

[03:07:33] type of deal though. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, sir. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

[03:07:57] So, anything like down detector?

[03:08:12] Something had to have happened.

[03:08:24] and

[03:08:37] What are your winning rings?

[03:08:54] Oh my god, we got in with that warning!

[03:08:56] Whoa!

[03:08:58] Wowza!

[03:09:02] Wowza, I think he's squared.

[03:09:04] 70 months is huge, thank you.

[03:09:07] I'm late. 32 minutes. I'm late. I'm late spawned. It's like fucking 8 minutes late, right? Yeah.

[03:09:21] What the fuck? Well, we have to go to Relay. Well, that kind of fucks my old raid. Really?

[03:09:32] Really? Like I said, we're just here to extract all of the bones.

[03:09:41] Oh, they have Christmas sale.

[03:09:43] Wow.

[03:09:46] Look! Guys, you can buy an inflatable fox and a Christmas...

[03:09:51] ...free idea.

[03:10:02] Almost CQCM is now class three.

[03:10:08] They nerfed the CQCM mask is what you're saying.

[03:10:12] The regular one that used to be level four is now level three.

[03:10:19] Really?

[03:10:24] I mean honestly it's a good change.

[03:10:27] Realistically the fucking death shadow masks shouldn't even give you any protection

[03:10:31] either and I picked like the fact that the med is to wear a stupid black skull mask is lame

[03:10:54] doesn't do a whole lot yeah but it ruins all the static of the game

[03:10:57] I

[03:11:00] Mean I guess it's not a big deal, but like

[03:11:05] It does like I want to wear drip I don't want to be like I know where skull mask is like actually does something

[03:11:13] Like let us wear more drip

[03:11:27] A face shield? I wish face shields were a little bit better.

[03:11:36] Just change of pace.

[03:11:41] Change of pace.

[03:11:52] This is going to count me as being in the raid for seven minutes, right?

[03:12:27] It's a little lame, right?

[03:12:49] all eight minute late spawn just scuffed everything

[03:13:04] you average thank you for the five gifted subs thank you very much sir I

[03:13:10] gotta check for a little extra camping demons again like we had yesterday

[03:13:16] There were two guys extra I can't be here yesterday one was up in these rocks and

[03:13:23] one was up top of there

[03:13:26] of

[03:13:33] the

[03:13:39] of

[03:13:44] the

[03:13:50] the late spawned. She definitely can't. I really hope it does.

[03:14:04] The game play? The game fucked me man. I don't know what to tell you. We spawned in 8 minutes

[03:14:09] late. I can only do so much, you know.

[03:14:20] Bum-ba-da-dum, bum-ba-da-dum!

[03:14:32] Such a lonely day.

[03:14:39] And it's mine.

[03:14:41] and

[03:14:48] 28 months where does the time go

[03:14:51] on the holidays and have a merry Christmas

[03:14:53] it goes right out the window

[03:14:57] trying so hard you didn't even know

[03:15:00] wasted at all

[03:15:02] just to watch you go

[03:15:09] slow thing is damn I'm not

[03:15:18] I mean it isn't monster head now there's no way

[03:15:21] there's no way

[03:15:23] bro's boring as fuck well you know the good thing about that you can go somewhere else

[03:15:31] you're you must have a lot going on in your life that you're here saying that

[03:15:39] the frostbite. It's the event. You have to wear a beanie. You have to wear a beanie or

[03:15:58] you get frostbite or drink vodka every one or two minutes in rain. So basically we're

[03:16:07] being a or I mean you just have the frostbite it fucks your stamina and drains your hydration

[03:16:14] and your hunger more.

[03:16:18] Dude the game is fucked today what is going on?

[03:16:27] I thought that they didn't they put in the patch notes that they reduced the matchmaking

[03:16:46] times.

[03:16:47] I thought that's what they said they did.

[03:16:57] Steams having issues well that shouldn't affect me. I'm not on steam. I'll go fuck wet steam

[03:17:11] I'm not on that

[03:17:18] Did three times faster queues yeah, I'm not at three times faster queues

[03:17:24] That I definitely not

[03:17:27] I've had a three times longer queue, but did they actually say three times faster queues

[03:17:40] because that would be fucking sick if they actually pulled that off.

[03:17:47] That would legitimately be amazing because that would be like a one and a half minute

[03:17:50] queue.

[03:17:51] And that would actually be so good for this game if they did that.

[03:18:02] I got one and a half minutes from clicking raid to getting in the raid would be so good

[03:18:07] for this game.

[03:18:10] Like Arc Raiders, well to be fair Arc Raiders has, you can spawn mid game in Arc Raiders.

[03:18:20] I mean, I'm sure it would be fast anyway, because they have a bajillion players in that game, but

[03:18:26] our graders, you you spawn into games that have been going on for 15 minutes already,

[03:18:31] would be fair. I'm sure that helps the matchmaking process.

[03:18:43] Like you couldn't have people spawn 10 minutes late into it. Well, I guess you can because I

[03:18:48] It didn't last raid but you can't have people like 10 minutes late into raids in this game. It would not work

[03:19:09] Markup used to do that you used to late spawn, but it wasn't intentional

[03:19:14] It was unintentional, late-swanning, it was just like the Q-ing was bugged, that wasn't

[03:19:22] like a feature of the game, at least I sure hope it wasn't, that would have been a pretty

[03:19:32] fucking stupid feature.

[03:19:44] and

[03:20:02] see if this form and a half minute estimated time is accurate or not

[03:20:11] three minute window to be able to join. I think that would be really bad.

[03:20:25] What's wrong with that? I have tomato sauce and ravioli. That sounds like an easy quest.

[03:20:35] It sounds like a really easy quest.

[03:20:41] That's pretty damn good.

[03:20:51] How am I shooting today?

[03:20:57] Like, at least another 10 and hours.

[03:21:03] Probably longer to be honest.

[03:21:08] probably longer to be honest many hours many hours of stream

[03:21:28] yoga yoga thanks derpy

[03:21:38] Let's see, we got another 40 seconds according to the game.

[03:21:46] Oh, string too long, Santa might skip you.

[03:21:51] He's going to give me a call for Christmas.

[03:21:53] I said a Claymore at the bottom of the chimney for that asshole.

[03:22:01] I'm not going to be able to

[03:22:06] I'm not going to be able to

[03:22:09] get cookies and milk more like

[03:22:12] claim or surprise can be called

[03:22:15] can be called again.

[03:22:18] You'll be called one more time

[03:22:21] Santa.

[03:22:24] You big jolly bitch.

[03:22:27] The Tommy built. Nope. It's an HK MP7A1.

[03:22:40] Hey, their estimation was accurate.

[03:22:45] Their estimation was quite accurate. What am I doing here? I'm just extracting, right? Extracting while frozen.

[03:22:53] Extracting a well-afrozen.

[03:23:00] Absolutely no good.

[03:23:23] and

[03:23:31] hello

[03:23:34] uh... this guy

[03:23:39] tangos

[03:23:47] and tango

[03:23:50] pulling out grenade.

[03:23:52] I was thinking about trying to wall bang them, but I didn't want to fucking

[03:24:22] it up so I just peaked it. Easy money. Do I have a dorms marked key? Do I have any keys?

[03:24:34] Oh, I do. Shoot gun when? You didn't take your own advice, man. You didn't even shoot

[03:24:50] You're good.

[03:24:54] B piano?

[03:24:56] That's a US piano.

[03:24:58] America.

[03:25:06] America.

[03:25:16] Oh, that's got not much.

[03:25:18] What do you guys get him for

[03:25:23] Christmas? Anything good?

[03:25:26] You guys getting any nice presents or have you already spoiled them?

[03:25:33] I think it's Prankles. UPC. In this economy?

[03:25:40] A tangerine.

[03:25:44] Rock, Tangereen, what the?

[03:25:46] Is this a streamer item?

[03:25:47] A tangerine?

[03:25:48] What is that?

[03:25:52] Is there a moldy tangerine in the fridge?

[03:25:56] Isn't it a bent item?

[03:25:58] Oh, I thought it was maybe like a...

[03:26:02] Tangereens, wait, what is it?

[03:26:03] Tangereen signifies something in Russia on a Christmas?

[03:26:09] Do Russians eat tangerines on a Christmas?

[03:26:14] It's a Russian mean food.

[03:26:19] Oh shit, that's a good guess.

[03:26:24] Damn good guess, don't play.

[03:26:27] Damn good guess.

[03:26:30] Lucky son of a gun.

[03:26:34] Up to no good.

[03:26:39] It was rare back in the day, so it was given as Christmas gifts.

[03:26:45] Like back in the day when Stalin was, you know, doing all the shit, that kind of...

[03:26:52] Do I need my hat?

[03:26:59] I'm just waiting so I can make sure I have it.

[03:27:05] I mean that could be a good gift.

[03:27:15] 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[03:27:34] I'm very into soul servers

[03:27:40] esteem

[03:27:42] the jang at night clubs in

[03:27:46] Dubai and doing rails of

[03:27:49] cocaine off of the hookers but

[03:27:58] cheeks while wearing a full

[03:27:59] balance the hot out

[03:28:00] I

[03:28:05] Mean I don't blame them I don't blame them I can't I can't I can't deny it

[03:28:11] I don't blame them that sounds a little bit more fun than new weapon variants and

[03:28:16] server optimization

[03:28:22] That's not a lot better

[03:28:25] Yeah

[03:28:27] God's priorities in check

[03:28:30] is

[03:28:44] the second cell is tangerine on the flea market

[03:28:52] This is a vendor for 80,000.

[03:29:14] All right, another write down.

[03:29:16] I think we have to go through every single map.

[03:29:20] at least every outdoor map, I believe.

[03:29:26] Where is the next location?

[03:29:28] The hoods.

[03:29:31] Now we're going to hoods, not get ready.

[03:29:36] Get the way up there.

[03:29:40] Onto hoods.

[03:29:41] Woods. Skip in banger after banger to be honest.

[03:29:57] So, Baltzauce, how you doing?

[03:30:01] I want it found in a raid. I want what found in the raid? The tangerine?

[03:30:11] So what I want? The tangerine? I don't think I'm going to build the Christmas tree because I'm going

[03:30:16] to prestige at some point soon. I've probably now 350,000 XP until level 55 and then I can

[03:30:31] Prestige, which I can't view my shit right now

[03:30:38] Thank you veyan and your fry tin, thank you. Oh moak. Thank you. Joe long. They give 11

[03:30:48] Extract with frostbite because that is a quest for the event you have to go to every map and extract with the frostbite status effect

[03:31:01] That's that's what they're telling me to do so that's what I do

[03:31:08] We had this one Christmas with family we're spending Christmas with the scab family in Russia

[03:31:16] The Russian Christmas

[03:31:19] It's going to be the Russian Christmas

[03:31:23] I can ask my neighbor for the last time I don't even know how long

[03:31:26] That option Christmas

[03:31:45] Really ability to check quests and interact will do matchmaking

[03:31:48] No, you could only ever do that when so it's a it's actually funny

[03:31:54] What happened they added where you could go in your stash and everything while you're matchmaking

[03:31:59] But once you hit the matched portion of the loading

[03:32:03] You couldn't mess with that anymore and now we like instantly matches and it just loads the whole time

[03:32:10] So you can't fucking your stash at all

[03:32:14] But it still takes six minutes to get in the raid, but I can't fuck with my stash

[03:32:18] But if you watch when I queue it just like instantly matches and then it loads the rest of the time

[03:32:29] Where previously you were only able to well you can only mess in your stash while it's matching but it instantly matches so

[03:32:36] Zero time

[03:32:39] Zero time

[03:32:41] No, you can't back out either you gotta be careful if you're loading to raids right now

[03:32:45] you like can't back out of it right away you got to be careful

[03:32:52] yep at least for me that's how it's working

[03:33:06] 38 months of waiting for another rice cooker stream sorry thank you works all

[03:33:12] All the works.

[03:33:14] Thank you, sir.

[03:33:20] You drag me.

[03:33:25] Cudoo.

[03:33:28] This is a motherfucking invitation.

[03:33:35] That's kinda neat.

[03:33:42] That's kind of neat.

[03:34:06] I don't think so.

[03:34:13] Hey, they're working.

[03:34:18] Yeah, it's the rank Austin song.

[03:34:24] I got one.

[03:34:28] Are you guys all getting long cues today?

[03:34:35] All my cues are super long. I guess I wasn't that long, but they're a little bit longer than normal

[03:34:49] Star Wars or Lord of the Rings Star Wars can blow me now. They fucking ruin that franchise

[03:34:56] absolutely ruined it. They destroyed it. They spit on it. They threw it in the dirt. They

[03:35:06] kicked it while it was down. And then they buried it six feet deep. And then they dug

[03:35:12] it back up to do it again. They fucking ruined Star Wars. They ruined it. It's ruined? Well,

[03:35:32] what they did is ruined. It's one of those things to me where I loved the originals and

[03:35:37] And then after seeing the new ones and how bad they were, it like ruined the original movies

[03:35:42] for me.

[03:35:45] It like retroactively went back and made me think less of them.

[03:35:54] Yeah, cause then you watch Luke Skywalker again and you're like, wow, this guy grows up to

[03:36:00] be an old cranky son of a bitch, fuck that guy, I don't like him.

[03:36:04] i hope he gets both his hands cut off this time

[03:36:14] and then and then you know

[03:36:20] i go on a lot of book of boba fat

[03:36:27] No way, I don't kill that guy, okay, and they stop eating BTM, that's really fucking bad.

[03:36:35] I watch Book of Boba Fett and they take my favorite character ever and they fuck him.

[03:36:40] They're not literally, but they fuck them. Metaphorically fuck them.

[03:36:59] This guy go.

[03:37:30] Exactly what I was just saying, you shoot him in the helmet and he lives every time, exactly like that!

[03:37:37] I don't know where he went, but I want to chase too crazy.

[03:38:03] Yeah, that was hell of a poop, I agree. I agree. But at least the original Mordor Ring

[03:38:27] trilogy is so good that it doesn't really matter. You can't undo its greatness.

[03:38:34] Merry Christmas, Tony. Yes, thank you.

[03:38:41] All right. They took Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

[03:38:49] The right hand man of Darth Vader, Sith Emperor Warlord Supreme, and they turned him into

[03:38:56] old guy having nightmares in his bathtub and they just made him butt ass naked in the bathtub

[03:39:03] by the nightmares. Insanity, thank you. Swab. That's some drip right there.

[03:39:26] There's a hired gun for Vader?

[03:39:30] Yeah, because he was the most fearsome badass bounty hunter in the galaxy that you could

[03:39:36] task with killing any motherfucker that you wanted and he would go and do it.

[03:39:41] And then they just made him get beat up by a bunch of Disney teens on scooters.

[03:39:50] There are so many shots of a goddamn SVD.

[03:40:48] I mean kids probably love it, but like anyone who grew up with it

[03:40:59] Let's see these guys

[03:41:14] Hear another guy moaning

[03:41:18] Oh my god.

[03:41:28] Oh, it's Santa Claus!

[03:41:31] Santa, I'm sorry!

[03:41:33] I'm sorry, Santa!

[03:41:35] Santa, no!

[03:41:36] Forgive me!

[03:41:38] I'm getting shot at all sides.

[03:41:40] All angles.

[03:41:41] 360 degrees.

[03:41:48] I'm getting shot from oh my god ten and now I'm letting you shot from everywhere

[03:41:56] I'm just gonna die

[03:42:04] It's been to win baby it's been to win baby it's been to win keep spinning just keep spinning

[03:42:10] don't ever stop don't ever stop oh my god okay it's been over here it's been over

[03:42:16] here it's been over here it's been over here this way that way dodge

[03:42:27] You spitted! You spitted!

[03:42:32] Don't stop now! Almost there!

[03:42:38] You fucking spitted there!

[03:42:57] here's a helicopter dick Tony is the most badass did you just see that shit

[03:43:13] who's more badass than me nobody's more badass than me I was just doing the

[03:43:23] helicopter all up in the sawmill was getting shot at by three people

[03:43:31] I don't know how the fuck that worked that was insane shit was crazy I was

[03:43:40] getting shot at by three men and Santa Claus

[03:43:44] They were killing each other and I just pooped on that man.

[03:43:59] Merry Christmas, Sieger.

[03:44:00] Merry Christmas to you, big Tony.

[03:44:03] Merry Christmas, sir.

[03:44:05] Two times.

[03:44:06] Two times.

[03:44:07] Two times.

[03:44:08] Two times.

[03:44:09] Two times.

[03:44:10] Two times.

[03:44:11] Two times.

[03:44:12] Two times.

[03:44:13] Happy seven months.

[03:44:23] Thank you guys, thank you, Merry Christmas to you all.

[03:44:28] I can kill Santa now?

[03:44:29] Wait, do I get punished for killing Santa?

[03:44:34] No, oh, I can just shoot him?

[03:44:42] They're gonna let me just ruin Christmas like that.

[03:45:07] That's what I wanted for Christmas,

[03:45:08] and the key to grunting in my ears.

[03:45:12] Oh boy, it's a Christmas miracle.

[03:45:16] Oh boy.

[03:45:21] Well, I am not quite sure how we survived that rain,

[03:45:26] but my God, I think we've just discovered new technology.

[03:45:37] I definitely got some new tech into when baby that's right I'm like the goddamn wheel

[03:45:53] of fortune out here Merry Christmas brother

[03:45:59] All right, Christmas, dude.

[03:46:02] You as well, brother.

[03:46:05] You as well.

[03:46:06] You're like gunship.

[03:46:07] What's a gunship?

[03:46:10] What's gunship?

[03:46:14] Have no fear.

[03:46:29] Here is my SAS drive that over here, here all that.

[03:46:58] some food, some water, put our hat on, hold up the guns again, repair, let's see what

[03:47:22] Our next map is...

[03:47:32] I don't know how the helicopter got there, but you're right.

[03:47:37] There are two wolves inside of me.

[03:47:45] Nope. I'm gonna be streaming.

[03:47:49] I will be here tomorrow.

[03:47:52] not this year, not before that, not before that, not before that, not before that, not

[03:48:03] like three years before that either.

[03:48:07] We must go to reserve Indian armored rig, fuck it.

[03:48:19] We don't need no stinking armored rig.

[03:48:46] Fire.

[03:48:49] I've seen Killers new kit.

[03:49:03] Does he have the Santa hat on his helmet?

[03:49:08] Did they put Santa hat killer in the game?

[03:49:16] body armor I don't remember what the body armor looks like but they've had that

[03:49:23] before they've had it before trigger crumpet elusive as elusive thank you guys

[03:49:33] is to Jilla festive as well Jilla should have a big candy cane instead of a

[03:49:40] hammer beat your ass with a candy cane

[03:49:46] Merry Christmas and God bless everyone.

[03:49:51] Should have a candy cane.

[03:49:53] Elite, thank you brother.

[03:49:56] Oh yeah the gingerbread man armor, I remember that.

[03:49:59] I remember that, they've done that.

[03:50:01] I mean I did that last year, they gave him the gingerbread armor.

[03:50:05] I'm not mistaken, pretty sure they did that.

[03:50:16] and

[03:50:36] So, I don't know. Do your helmets really do that much anyway? Normally? I don't.

[03:50:44] Usually they don't.

[03:50:48] Merry Christmas at Lundmark.

[03:50:51] Thank you, Gherk. Yeah, you think the sushi spot is open today?

[03:50:54] They might be.

[03:51:01] They might be.

[03:51:06] They might be.

[03:51:10] Let me see.

[03:51:24] I'll just grab more beef and rice, I don't know,

[03:51:41] much protein to sushi have.

[03:51:46] I mean, there's only like a few ounces of fish in it.

[03:51:51] not that much to be honest. Like a sushi roll has what three ounces of fish in it maybe?

[03:52:05] Can't be that much. Three ounces of fish is like 10 grams of protein. No, it's probably more. It's

[03:52:13] That's probably like 15.

[03:52:25] Alright, and here we are.

[03:52:28] Here we are once again.

[03:52:43] I was hearing something to my right, I was not happy about that.

[03:53:01] of

[03:53:08] a team grams of protein for three ounces of fish

[03:53:13] , I guess it would depend on like a salmon out salmon's got more fat than that

[03:53:22] Maybe like a white fish, a cod or a tilapia maybe,

[03:53:27] because they don't really have any fat in them.

[03:53:31] But I don't think you're putting cod in sushi.

[03:53:34] You might actually get a disease from doing that.

[03:53:38] You might legitimately get worms from that.

[03:53:52] Cods are like dirty bottom feeder river water fish

[03:54:02] What a worms that is

[03:54:22] Helter, probably got him in the garage.

[03:54:32] People hang out in here a little while lately.

[03:54:38] Maybe I can kill that guy, hold up.

[03:54:43] I bet he'll spot that guy, that's a shot.

[03:54:48] I'm gonna halibut, what's a halibut?

[03:54:54] Oh, I didn't mean to do that!

[03:55:01] We'll see nothing.

[03:55:11] All that's real good.

[03:55:21] Big fish, white meat, tasty as hell.

[03:55:25] You got Halibut's got a good macros?

[03:55:30] He's got a good macros?

[03:55:35] They're expensive.

[03:55:42] It's like a giant flounder.

[03:55:53] He cook it just like bake it in the oven

[03:56:23] I'm going to butter white wine and lemon and what do you think I've got to call the

[03:56:29] gourmet kitchen over here?

[03:56:31] You've got to keep gourmet things like lemons in the fridge.

[03:56:38] That's white wine.

[03:56:47] I probably throw it in the oven and call them.

[03:56:50] That's probably what I would do, put it straight in the oven. Well done.

[03:57:08] Oh, I definitely guess I have lemon juice for sure, okay?

[03:57:13] I was joking.

[03:57:15] I wasn't being serious. I have lemon juice, yes.

[03:57:20] Merry Christmas Eve Tony.

[03:57:28] Merry Christmas Eve.

[03:57:31] And die tomorrow.

[03:57:33] And we've been in here for seven months now.

[03:57:36] Probably snooze rates today.

[03:57:39] I usually do white fish, it's just oven, cook it, put lemon on it, done, maybe some like

[03:57:57] Old Bay, maybe a little like Cajun seasoning on it, give it a little spice, done.

[03:58:11] There's a tree on the river.

[03:58:17] Danos, some Danos season them.

[03:58:19] He's handicapped and get loud British.

[03:58:23] There he knows.

[03:58:26] They use a dobo.

[03:58:31] What's that?

[03:58:35] I thought that's what they used to redact the Epstein files.

[03:58:39] A dobo.

[03:58:43] A dobo.

[03:58:46] 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Betrayed. Thank you to the five gifted. Thank you.

[03:58:59] Oh, no.

[03:59:02] No, the danos guy.

[03:59:06] How is he?

[03:59:09] Is he a dude?

[03:59:13] Is he rich off of that danos or no?

[03:59:18] I'm out of my mouth.

[03:59:23] I don't know.

[03:59:25] Recold.

[03:59:27] Oof, Rosen.

[03:59:39] BOOM!

[03:59:42] BOOM!

[03:59:53] I'm on the run.

[04:00:11] No time to sleep

[04:00:35] You wear shorts and a short sleeved shirt as a count for frostbite I have no idea

[04:00:40] I'm going to imagine though I don't think the clothing that isn't like an

[04:00:50] Equipable item. I don't think that makes a difference for you

[04:01:15] All right

[04:01:16] Let's see what our next map is

[04:01:21] Lighthouse oh god

[04:01:28] Oh god, it's lighthouse and then what is it?

[04:01:33] Shoreline

[04:01:34] So I could potentially if I do you think if I transit with frostbite

[04:01:41] It'll count as a survive probably right

[04:01:46] Probably will no it doesn't work oh okay all right well I'm not gonna do it then

[04:01:59] let me run the bathroom guys I'll be back hold on

[04:02:16] you

[04:02:46] you

[04:03:16] you

[04:03:46] you

[04:04:16] you

[04:04:46] you

[04:05:16] Yeah, I'm gonna come back to go Jira. Holy shit. Wasn't ready for that, but wows!

[04:05:26] Didn't they say, well, better cues? That's all I heard. People are talking about three

[04:05:35] times faster. I'm not getting three times faster.

[04:05:43] Oh

[04:05:48] My oh

[04:05:51] My tomorrow, thank you for the huge raid welcome guys welcome. Welcome. Thank you. Hope you had a fantastic stream

[04:06:01] Very very much welcome guys

[04:06:06] We're spawn

[04:06:08] No, not for what I'm doing. I'm just trying to extract.

[04:06:11] We got to survive with frostbite. I just need to survive.

[04:06:15] There's actually a goaded spawn for surviving.

[04:06:20] It's a little bit of a boring one, but...

[04:06:25] Yeah, it makes it easy to survive.

[04:06:28] We'll just fuck around the village for a little bit.

[04:06:31] Maybe kill someone.

[04:06:33] We're lucky, and then...

[04:06:35] Get out of here.

[04:07:35] And thank you for 20 gifted subs, holy moly.

[04:07:40] Oh lord, thank you so much, Sidney.

[04:07:43] Merry Christmas, bro.

[04:07:44] Thank you very, very much, that's huge.

[04:07:47] And Changers, thank you for the sub.

[04:07:50] Thank you, guys.

[04:07:58] There's nobody up there.

[04:07:59] Oh, he's up there.

[04:08:00] What concern are you on?

[04:08:05] Oh chat, well I know that, well it's not necessary though, that's enough though.

[04:08:10] Merry Christmas.

[04:08:12] of

[04:08:19] the

[04:08:25] death of

[04:08:30] death

[04:08:35] of

[04:08:41] What a shot. What a shot. What a shot. Outstanding!

[04:08:56] That guy has no idea what hit him. Boom. Just like that.

[04:09:04] Head shot, trainee. Thank you for the five good things of us.

[04:09:08] headshot trainee classes in session after that kill four minutes

[04:09:23] That's all right, I'm just gonna go survive take my beanie off by the big mother boom. Let's go

[04:09:41] I think I'm going snow blind right now

[04:09:53] I'm going snowblown.

[04:10:18] Swap a beanie on and off.

[04:10:22] I mean you could take a beanie off. Yeah, you click the button

[04:10:31] Women

[04:10:38] You talk about

[04:10:40] I don't know how quickly it gets rid of the frost, but if you wear a beanie, you don't get the frost.

[04:10:57] You wear a beanie and you're good.

[04:11:03] I think we have shoreline, what do we have, two more maps to survive?

[04:11:33] Oh my god, be betrayed. One. Thank you very, very much for 10 gifted. Thank you so much, bro.

[04:11:40] Merry Christmas, my man. Thank you. And I'll thank you as well for the sub.

[04:11:53] Bad is this gun's durability. Let's swap that out.

[04:11:56] So, we can not have it jam on us. That would be nice. Betrayed. Thank you so much, dude.

[04:12:11] I'm going to come over here, drink some water, as a vein, back, quests, how many more do

[04:12:28] we got?

[04:12:32] Find a way to make yourself warm without heat or shelter.

[04:12:35] Well, I'm not sure on it is. Let's go.

[04:12:43] I think the the ornaments are usually just for the tree. I don't think you ever need them for

[04:12:50] It's probably the alcohol. Yeah, I don't think you ever need the ornaments for a quest though. You might but

[04:12:59] It's an optional rub sticks together. What if I kill a scaven?

[04:13:03] I cut it open and wear it like a jacket like I'm Bear Grylls when he cut open that seal and made a seal suit

[04:13:13] Or like Luke Skywalker on Hoth with the tauntaun

[04:13:20] Just I want to make a scav suit that'll keep me warm

[04:13:26] That would definitely work

[04:13:29] Maybe I can even blend it

[04:13:33] We could even blend in.

[04:13:38] That was Han.

[04:13:40] No.

[04:13:41] Luke Skywalker lived inside of the Tauntaun for warmth on Hoth.

[04:13:48] That was Luke.

[04:13:50] He fought the one thing with that was Luke.

[04:13:53] He had the lightsaber and he fought the giant abominable snowman.

[04:13:57] And then he was dying and he lived in the Tauntaun.

[04:14:02] He chopped it open with a lightsaber. It's not on solo. I'm so a lot of lightsaber

[04:14:08] Thanks blue Sam

[04:14:13] Oh Han shoved him into it wait really

[04:14:21] Yeah, I gotta rewash that it's been a while I really what happened

[04:14:25] I

[04:14:31] On used Luke's saber for for sure

[04:14:35] I thought the lightsaber was like Thor's hammer where nobody could wield it other than the Jedi

[04:14:41] Damn, I gotta rewatch the original trilogy. It's been a while then I

[04:14:46] Don't remember that

[04:14:49] Well, I mean I vaguely

[04:14:55] Okay, I was joking about the thwart thwart thing the thwart thing was a joke. I

[04:15:01] Didn't remember Han specifically doing it, but the thwart thing was a joke and Joker. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs

[04:15:09] Thank you very much

[04:15:25] And I should rewatch Star Wars. We were just talking shit about it, too

[04:15:29] I should rewatch a bit trade one. Thank you very much again for five gifted. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[04:15:36] Merry Christmas

[04:15:38] Merry Christmas

[04:15:40] Remember Star Wars lore. It's been a long time since I've watched the original trilogy. So I don't I

[04:15:47] Don't remember every little detail of it like it was yesterday

[04:15:51] It's been a long time. Holy shit. Zippy, man. Oh my goodness, bro 25 fucking gifted. Thank you so much

[04:16:04] Goodness

[04:16:05] Thank you so much. I have to 20 as well. Thank you very very much, bro

[04:16:11] Who shot first in the original recording of the bar scene with Greedo and Han Solo Han Solo shoots Greedo first

[04:16:20] the first but they redid it to

[04:16:23] make it look like Greedo shoots

[04:16:25] first and Han reacts Han Solo

[04:16:28] blasted that Greedo blue fish

[04:16:32] looking thing straight up cold

[04:16:34] blood and murder in a bar but I

[04:16:39] still support it. He should have

[04:16:40] shot that blue fish looking

[04:16:43] thing green blue fish looking

[04:16:45] No guys, not Guido not Guido Greek Greedo

[04:16:57] Not talking about shooting in the bar at Jersey Shore here, right?

[04:17:05] We're talking about Tatooine

[04:17:08] talking about that Tatooine oh this is the worst spawn though it's a man god speed

[04:17:17] god speed boys we're gonna die we're gonna have to fight our way out of here

[04:17:26] Oh my god.

[04:17:30] You're gonna have to be like Han.

[04:17:40] Why did you just tell me that again? I literally forgot about it.

[04:17:56] Starkiller base.

[04:17:58] Me and my friends at Starkiller base.

[04:18:02] Oh jeez, I sure hope we don't have another ventilation shaft at Starkiller base that's gonna let them blow us up with a single rocket. Wow.

[04:18:14] Oh boy.

[04:18:18] I sure hope the engineers learn this time the way they would make this second mistake again.

[04:18:56] The flaw is deliberately built into the Death Star if you want your own one.

[04:19:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm talking about they made Star Killer base after, and didn't

[04:19:08] they blow them up through a ventilation shaft again?

[04:19:15] They made the Death Star with the weakness, and then they basically made a second Death

[04:19:19] Star with the same weakness.

[04:19:22] That's what I'm talking about because why write a new movie plot when you can just remake

[04:19:33] the old one forty fucking years later and call it a day.

[04:19:48] I actually never played that game.

[04:19:50] I always wanted to and it looked badass and fucked but I never played it.

[04:19:55] Oh, oh my god that guy is fucking gigantic.

[04:20:20] You see the size of that man?

[04:20:36] I don't have the proper ammo. I want to try shooting in the back of the head if I see him, but I don't see him.

[04:20:44] You spotted me?

[04:20:46] away bro what? you saw me?

[04:21:11] I wasn't on full auto, but we got him.

[04:21:16] We fucking got him, dude.

[04:21:23] I think I just heard the water.

[04:21:25] I was in the auto.

[04:21:27] I clicked the full auto and he went.

[04:21:29] Oh, that should show you how dog shit five four five BT annolies I

[04:21:46] Took 15 shots to die

[04:21:52] I'm not a luna guy because I have a feeling if I go and loot that guy and we'll get instantly shot

[04:21:59] The man is exposed

[04:22:02] He's exposed like Pee-wee Herman at a movie theater

[04:22:06] Ariax, thank you very much. Thank you bargain boy. Thank you. Arson good night killing you

[04:22:09] Kecky for all the subs guys. Thank you very very very very much

[04:22:18] Wait, so was it was Starkiller base that was the name of like second death star thing that they built in the new Star Wars movies, right?

[04:22:29] That's what it was. Yeah, okay.

[04:22:43] Did we just took matters into his own hands? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

[04:22:50] Oh, yes, he fucking did.

[04:22:59] I got enough xp to extract the unit I killed, I don't think I killed the unit, I killed

[04:23:24] the different guy the massive unit I think he shot at me and then another guy

[04:23:30] came running over and I killed him and then the unit was still out there in the

[04:23:35] wild

[04:23:43] leave so

[04:23:54] of

[04:24:01] the

[04:24:10] You trade yet again. Thank you very much, sir

[04:24:17] Thank you very very much for pop gift and subs. Thank you

[04:24:23] Another one

[04:24:27] Another one

[04:24:40] You got to get cold.

[04:25:10] All right out of here baby we are out of here baby

[04:25:40] I

[04:25:45] Seen the new clothing

[04:25:48] No, what new clothing? Hey, that guy took 17 hits. Oh my god

[04:25:54] Wait, maybe that was the juicer

[04:25:57] No, there's no way. There's no way. I took 17 shots semi-auto

[04:26:07] 17 shots

[04:26:40] All right, what was my last one, a factory, right?

[04:26:59] Just got a factory to get out of, I believe.

[04:27:06] I thought I had an Aoteca near.

[04:27:23] Aoteca, alright.

[04:27:28] Although I think I have to extract.

[04:27:32] I think I have to extract on the outside

[04:27:37] you get the frostbite

[04:27:38] the kids have the lego sets opened and underway the prawns and oysters are ready to go

[04:27:45] the two rolled on legs are in the slow cooker and the fucking strawberry tiramisu is screaming

[04:27:50] for me

[04:27:51] love you brother

[04:27:52] strawberry tiramisu I never had a strawberry tiramisu I didn't know that was a thing

[04:27:57] you get frostbite inside too

[04:28:00] I should have brought a hat, I can't back out now, whoops.

[04:28:04] Strawberry, strawberry and coffee flavor together, does that work?

[04:28:19] Is it emote here if it's Ottoman? What emote?

[04:28:30] I don't even know what that is, it's a spilled glue.

[04:28:37] I don't know.

[04:28:59] I don't know.

[04:29:07] I see now. I see why. Now, I see why. It's the the Elmer's glue emote. Yeah. No coffee

[04:29:31] and strawberry tiramisu. It sure isn't cream. Wait, is that even tiramisu then? If it's

[04:29:36] There's no coffee in it, it's got to be coffee in the tiramisu to be tiramisu, then it's just...

[04:29:42] You need lady finger cookies, soap and coffee?

[04:29:50] I mean, that sounds bossy.

[04:29:52] I don't know if I call it tiramisu, but it sounds bossy.

[04:29:56] Okay, these guys are bossy.

[04:30:06] It's like I'm only down there, Fannick, thank you very, very much for five gifts, dude.

[04:30:18] Thank you.

[04:30:19] of

[04:30:29] the

[04:30:44] Love you long time.

[04:31:14] I

[04:31:23] That guy had a fucking Alton on what when did he have an Alton on they have an Alton on the whole time

[04:31:40] I thought there was a naked wasn't he like naked

[04:31:44] I thought that guy was the naked

[04:31:48] I'm very confused

[04:31:53] Like a left thigh

[04:31:56] He killed a guy that had it but I died of PE

[04:32:03] Ryan thank you for the prime

[04:32:05] Betrayed and you will five gifted. He definitely didn't have an Alton on I

[04:32:11] Was not he looked shot me with a pistol

[04:32:14] At first I was like, oh it's like out of the pistol

[04:32:21] I was not expecting that oh my god will it holy fuck dude 50 fucking gifted dude lord

[04:32:30] Lord will it my goodness. Thank you, bro. Holy shit. Thank you very much

[04:32:37] much. Merry Christmas, brother. Merry Christmas. I hate factor in the swipe. I actually fucking

[04:32:49] hate playing factor in the swipe. I hate it. I do not enjoy playing this map. Much love

[04:33:00] and Merry Christmas from Canada, brother. Honestly, it's not this wipe. I don't like

[04:33:06] the factor expansion. I hate the factor expansion. Yeah, I do not like it at all. I don't like

[04:33:16] I like it since they released it.

[04:33:29] Merry Merry.

[04:33:30] Merry Merry.

[04:33:46] I can't forget the prime. I may not play anymore, but I'll always have a great time.

[04:33:52] No, you can't. Those are the rules. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

[04:34:00] Um, what happened here?

[04:34:05] of

[04:34:12] the

[04:34:19] I don't fucking have one, I'm just sitting right there staring at me.

[04:34:26] I said I don't want to build one and then put it away after this map but

[04:34:29] it's literally my stash ready.

[04:34:34] Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

[04:34:45] the

[04:34:54] the

[04:34:59] Harrison, thank you, Brandito. Thank you for the five gifted

[04:35:05] Fraser skater. Thank you for this up. Thank you scuzz. Thank you Caldor. Will it. Thank you very, very much again, brother

[04:35:11] Merry Christmas to you

[04:35:16] New York fan meetup when oh god

[04:35:20] Canada. I haven't been back there in quite some time. It's been a little while. I've

[04:35:43] I've been to Canada. I've been to Toronto.

[04:35:49] Canada. I've been to Toronto.

[04:35:58] I don't really have much of an opinion about it to be honest.

[04:36:01] I just kind of was there and then left really quickly.

[04:36:05] It just seemed like a city.

[04:36:08] Cheers from Portugal. Keep it up.

[04:36:10] Cheers Salame.

[04:36:13] I guess I'll allow me they just see my gay city like if I just woke up there I

[04:36:22] would have been like oh this could be the US I guess

[04:36:26] And Cuba never been been a Canada once

[04:36:41] Just once

[04:36:50] Who's me

[04:36:56] the

[04:37:03] the

[04:37:06] the

[04:37:14] the

[04:37:16] the

[04:37:20] the

[04:37:23] It's done more to go and you scream

[04:37:29] Thank you

[04:37:43] All right

[04:37:44] Survive factory with frostbite that is the mission should be easy

[04:37:49] easy. Merry Christmas Eve everyone. Just walk straight up to a guy.

[04:37:56] Should be fine then. Thank you team. Merry Christmas Eve.

[04:38:22] One.

[04:38:26] Merry Christmas Eve, Woodmark. Greetings from Turkey.

[04:38:32] Thank you, FX.

[04:38:38] What's this shit here?

[04:39:26] We're just witness to murder.

[04:39:52] Well, I couldn't balk over that for some reason, but it worked out.

[04:40:04] I'm going to leave Kajala.

[04:40:18] Your PMC needs to do some cardio and catch his breath.

[04:40:21] Well, does.

[04:40:22] That he does.

[04:40:23] That he does.

[04:40:30] What the fuck dude?

[04:40:35] Oh, there goes his head.

[04:40:48] I thought it looked like his head and I just shot at it and it turns out it was his head.

[04:40:52] Oh my god, we're reindeer hats!

[04:40:57] We wear it!

[04:41:10] Oh, now I'm cold.

[04:41:13] Uh-huh.

[04:41:15] Uh-huh, now I'm cold.

[04:41:18] Uh-huh.

[04:41:22] It's adorable, it's adorable that is.

[04:41:39] It's so cute, it's adorable.

[04:41:52] I'm gonna see what's after this quest this took a long time to do this actually this

[04:42:10] quest took a long fucking time to do I thought that guy's name his last name was vasectomy

[04:42:16] I looked at that really quickly, and I saw a wiki of vasectomy, you know?

[04:42:21] Whoa.

[04:42:22] The thing we took that guy out.

[04:42:27] You don't want him sneaking up on you.

[04:42:32] Definitely don't want that guy sneaking up on you.

[04:42:35] Well, right to the piece of deal.

[04:42:42] Give you all snip snip

[04:42:56] You body yeah, you mad about it, bro you mad about it

[04:43:02] Shit you mad about it

[04:43:06] Shit

[04:43:08] I'm going to get a new one, wait is that it?

[04:43:35] That's it for today.

[04:43:38] That's all we got!

[04:43:40] Merry Christmas from Australia.

[04:43:44] Merry Christmas, brother.

[04:43:47] Oh.

[04:44:08] There's a

[04:44:14] There's a BTR quest. Bring him

[04:44:19] before the event. There's a BTR

[04:44:23] quest.

[04:44:26] Wait, how are you supposed to

[04:44:30] know? How do people figure that?

[04:44:33] I mean, I guess people went in the BTR.

[04:44:37] I bring on fuel conditioner for fuel conditioner

[04:44:49] What I'm making you how you doing man

[04:44:52] You want four you prick

[04:44:59] Casted

[04:45:01] Look like look an auto zone over you

[04:45:07] we

[04:45:09] we

[04:45:11] have

[04:45:13] the

[04:45:19] government

[04:45:21] the

[04:45:23] the

[04:45:25] the

[04:45:27] the

[04:45:29] the

[04:45:31] the

[04:45:33] Thank you for the five gifted.

[04:45:52] Thank you very much.

[04:45:54] Merry Christmas to you.

[04:45:58] I made it.

[04:46:08] I made it.

[04:46:14] I made it.

[04:46:16] I'm going to drip on this thing.

[04:46:20] Good lord.

[04:46:24] Good Lord.

[04:46:34] Don't live too fast. Good Lord.

[04:46:39] But a tango? I hate that scope. Otherwise I would.

[04:46:43] I have to use the weird, like, rose gold vortex site.

[04:46:49] Look how weird though.

[04:47:20] Pretty sure all those animated backgrounds they tank your frame rate in game

[04:47:28] Because your game like renders it in while you're playing and it lowers your frame rate, I believe unless they change that

[04:47:41] The last we all last I saw they lower your lower your frame rate just kind of whacked out

[04:47:50] I'm sure we will see you at the end of the year.

[04:48:00] Yup.

[04:48:02] Satisfiiiir.

[04:48:04] Long.

[04:48:05] I renew yesterday and get the alert for the anniversary today.

[04:48:20] It is that time of the month, it would seem.

[04:48:38] You stash the food on reserve for the quest, RBVO.

[04:48:43] In RBVO, the room right when you walk in, the barracks for RBVO right when you walk in.

[04:48:50] One moment.

[04:49:20] I'll grab a snack.

[04:49:50] much love for old chist merry christmas

[04:50:20] you

[04:50:50] you

[04:51:20] It's quite the queue we got going on here, boys.

[04:51:44] Quite the queue.

[04:51:45] Oh, that should be fun, right?

[04:51:52] Oh.

[04:52:03] What am I doing here with a BTR?

[04:52:08] I'm going to head this way for that.

[04:52:21] This way onwards.

[04:52:24] Pat was sitting here watching the stream, WCat, let him live, leave it on board.

[04:52:34] You're a good cat, dad, leave it on.

[04:52:39] Thank you, Argon.

[04:52:40] And you know much.

[04:52:41] Thank you for sakin' and tinsin' and scoopin'.

[04:52:50] Oh, yeah.

[04:52:53] Oh, Ramanoshi.

[04:52:54] Thank you for the five gifted.

[04:52:58] Thank you very, very much.

[04:52:59] Merry Christmas, Cody.

[04:53:00] They're going in, they're going to the prime.

[04:53:16] Love you, brother.

[04:53:19] Ergonis.

[04:53:24] It's been super long since I've been here.

[04:53:30] Thank you, Dandy.

[04:53:37] This game still is a weird, like...

[04:53:46] There's a skill.

[04:53:51] I forgot what skill it is.

[04:53:53] When you aim at it, like, snaps your reticle.

[04:53:56] When you aim in.

[04:53:59] Like, why?

[04:54:06] I still have that in there. It's probably aim drills, yeah.

[04:54:11] You see when I aim in that with like snaps it doesn't like swing it like

[04:54:17] There's a point where it just like jumps.

[04:54:26] of

[04:54:43] the

[04:54:50] minutes, you have to ten seconds to get this one in.

[04:55:00] Investor.

[04:55:05] Investor, then you go to the farm, dude. Merry Christmas, thank you. And Jack Hamal.

[04:55:11] And Jack Hamal. Thank you.

[04:55:20] It's just a scab, right?

[04:55:39] I want to shoot around here if I can avoid it.

[04:55:46] Happy Holidays, Land Davion Friends.

[04:55:49] Here, as well, sir. Thank you.

[04:56:03] One minute, the BTR should be here.

[04:56:11] If he arrives, well, he should.

[04:56:16] There's one there, a wash.

[04:56:18] A wash, thank you for 10 gifted, bro.

[04:56:24] What?

[04:56:30] Hey, how did that shot miss?

[04:56:39] That's not a headshot, that first shot wasn't.

[04:56:42] This gun built kind of sucks a muck of life.

[04:56:46] I can't believe I missed Ross. Thank you very much

[04:57:08] Right on queue

[04:57:46] Let's see if I can drive old sawmill with covering fire and kill these guys.

[04:58:11] Let's see.

[04:58:12] Let's see.

[04:58:13] You might kill someone here. He's doing it. He's doing it.

[04:58:32] Oh, come on! Shoot him!

[04:58:43] Come on, man!

[04:58:48] I'm gonna go back and cover fire.

[04:58:53] Yes, shoot him!

[04:58:55] Fuck him up!

[04:59:02] Get some.

[04:59:04] Get some.

[04:59:10] Get some.

[04:59:43] Why is he going so far?

[04:59:53] Why is he driving so far?

[04:59:57] Did I tell him old sawmill?

[05:00:02] Oh, I went old sawmill. Oh.

[05:00:07] Oh yeah, that's far.

[05:00:10] Oh, yeah, I'm gonna turn that down. We got a little bit of a ride. Oh shit, my man

[05:00:17] I'm in regular song now. I was getting fucking kidnapped by this guy

[05:00:28] My Uber driver's kidnapping me

[05:00:40] Also, well I have to come back to do this quest, I can just give it to him now, so,

[05:01:06] You can deliver the same ride?

[05:01:13] Not letting me.

[05:01:15] Oh, here we go, that's one.

[05:01:24] That's one.

[05:01:29] Oh, thanks for the maps.

[05:01:35] They're going back.

[05:01:55] We're going back.

[05:01:57] Oh, it's time for this.

[05:03:27] I need him to shoot more people.

[05:03:52] This is a really long drive.

[05:04:10] Really long drive.

[05:04:14] I mean, we're actually doing a loop around the map at this point.

[05:04:20] I went to the wrong sawmill, and then we're going back now.

[05:04:27] Oh, oh, oh, someone's dying.

[05:04:30] Oh, yep, somebody's dead.

[05:04:44] There you are.

[05:04:44] No loud, I'm shooting, every motherfucker on the woods map.

[05:04:54] Go, go, go, evacuate the vehicle!

[05:05:04] Go, go, go! Evacuate the vehicle! Run!

[05:05:22] My music's so loud, I'm swangin'!

[05:05:34] I'm guessing there's another BTR quest after this, or is there not?

[05:05:47] Does anybody know?

[05:05:55] It's just this for now.

[05:05:58] Man.

[05:06:00] That's it.

[05:06:01] That's all the quests for today then.

[05:06:07] Oh my God, that's so loud, man.

[05:06:18] Why am I extracting?

[05:06:28] Well, okay, the flare will you can stay in there for a long time.

[05:06:38] So I was fucking with the Spotify.

[05:06:41] You can you can stay in there for a long time after the flare goes.

[05:06:47] You have like, I think you have the whole raid honestly, I think after you shoot the

[05:06:53] You're good for the whole red.

[05:07:03] I think so. Not every map.

[05:07:06] I actually don't know, but I thought you could just chill.

[05:07:20] I'm on customs. What about streets? You're doing streets?

[05:07:30] Can I shoot the flare on streets and just hang out there?

[05:07:34] and

[05:07:56] Oh, oh.

[05:08:02] I got three.

[05:08:41] All right, well now what

[05:08:46] To where shall we venture now I have a dmr equipped so preferably somewhere where that's a little bit effective

[05:09:02] I might just go murder people on interchange

[05:09:06] Go murder people on interchange

[05:09:11] and

[05:09:24] and the change

[05:09:27] it once you kill you I guess you can back out for a little bit

[05:09:32] see how long it takes, it's going to disappear shortly.

[05:09:50] 40 seconds. It's about normal, right? Thanks for you. Thank you very much. That's about

[05:10:18] free. Transit XP was buffed, yes a lot actually. If you transit from raid to raid you get substantially

[05:10:28] more XP now than you did previously, a lot more. So I guess they want us to use transits.

[05:10:35] which I guess then the meta would be transit a bunch of times then go to

[05:10:51] labyrinth as a five-stack and get eight bajillion fucking XP in one raid

[05:11:05] I mean, I would be the strat

[05:11:10] Yeah, you go fact factory custom factory custom factory custom factory custom custom bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble

[05:11:16] Or anywhere and then you go to flabber as a five-stack and

[05:11:22] You get like 700,000 XP and one

[05:11:27] One quote-unquote rate it's really like ten raids but fearless. Thank you for the five gifted subs, sir

[05:11:33] Thank you

[05:11:35] That is gonna be the strap

[05:11:38] That's definitely the strap I

[05:11:42] Don't see how that wouldn't be the meadow

[05:11:58] One moment guys

[05:12:05] you

[05:12:35] you

[05:13:05] We're on our way about 50 more seconds according to the game.

[05:13:32] You're my neighbor?

[05:13:38] Oh, one of the girls says, oh wow.

[05:13:43] Oh, howdy neighbor.

[05:13:45] Howdy neighbor.

[05:13:47] Howdy.

[05:13:56] I

[05:14:04] Oblin, there's no plans at the current moment now

[05:14:11] Not at the current moment

[05:14:14] Merry Christmas, but a fearless minded. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs Merry Christmas Jake

[05:14:20] There I feel us Jake. Thank you for the sub as well Poseidon David of run

[05:14:26] of

[05:14:55] Oh, hello there, please.

[05:15:12] Can you speak?

[05:15:16] Can you speak?

[05:15:22] Can you speak?

[05:15:23] Oh my God, he's getting close, he's trying to go for the knife, he's going for the knife!

[05:15:28] Let's go for the shank!

[05:15:30] The Juggler!

[05:15:32] Can you speak?

[05:15:35] Chad, what's the default boy button?

[05:15:38] Press your K button to speak.

[05:15:43] Hold it down and use your words

[05:15:58] He's thinking he's looking for the K button

[05:16:02] He's looking for it. He's on his keyboard. He's looking in the second

[05:16:08] His inner brain sounds like an old fax machine right now

[05:16:13] or like a dial-up modem.

[05:16:14] Happy holidays, Chattans Tony.

[05:16:17] He's thinking.

[05:16:23] Sir?

[05:16:26] Sir, hello?

[05:16:29] 10-110 added.

[05:16:32] Sir, hello?

[05:16:33] No, I'm gonna get the sound right now.

[05:16:43] Oh

[05:17:05] Oh

[05:17:13] Okay, not a fun friend

[05:17:17] If you want to take the easy way out like a fucking coward there you go

[05:17:37] The easy way out soldier

[05:17:43] No, no.

[05:17:48] That guy is so lost.

[05:17:55] He's so lost.

[05:17:59] What's he gonna do with it?

[05:18:02] Oh my god, what's he gonna do with it?

[05:18:06] Oh, oh my god.

[05:18:10] Oh, oh he's dangerous. He's dangerous. Oh my god. He's dangerous

[05:18:26] Look in there. Just use it search it

[05:18:32] Let's go on

[05:18:34] He's back.

[05:18:41] Yeah.

[05:18:46] Shhh.

[05:18:51] Go do it!

[05:18:57] He's reaching, he's reaching.

[05:19:00] Yes, yes, fix the leg.

[05:19:02] of

[05:19:09] the

[05:19:12] death

[05:19:14] of

[05:19:16] the

[05:19:18] Oh

[05:19:30] My guy is so lost oh

[05:19:40] He lives

[05:19:44] Hi, hello

[05:19:48] Oh, this is an A. I know. This is an A. I was top left. I can't cover. All right.

[05:20:13] I don't know what that did. Did that do it? I don't know what that just did.

[05:20:24] You alive?

[05:20:27] Yes.

[05:20:29] Yes, yes. I killed some men over there. They have some things that you might need.

[05:20:38] You have a real X-File extraction.

[05:20:41] what you have the dairy will expel the structure to go no no no is a Russian man

[05:20:56] over there I will kill him I will kill him he's a Russian man

[05:21:02] wait wait wait you need this you need this come here come here you need this

[05:21:05] We need this. This will keep you warm. Put it on. Yeah, put it on. Yeah, let me see.

[05:21:19] Yeah! Yeah! He's still got the nade out, dude. He's still got the fucking nade out.

[05:21:34] You're looking like a real comrade now.

[05:21:39] Wait, my survival kid's zero out of nine?

[05:21:41] What the fuck?

[05:21:44] What did this guy do to my surgery kit?

[05:21:47] What did he do to his zero out of nine?

[05:21:50] What did he do to it?

[05:21:54] Which section do you have?

[05:22:00] You need a flare.

[05:22:04] Zero out of nine surgery

[05:22:10] There's a really mean angry man in here I'm gonna go kill him be careful

[05:22:17] Yeah, but you need a thing for that you don't have the thing for

[05:22:20] It's a mean man in here.

[05:22:30] This guy's going to follow me around now, I feel kind of like...

[05:22:34] Love the stream I just watched, the new website that makes it really easy to find teammates.

[05:22:45] Okay, okay.

[05:22:47] What are we doing?

[05:22:49] Hey, wait, shh!

[05:22:51] Careful.

[05:22:55] Is that going?

[05:23:03] Clear!

[05:23:11] Oh, yeah.

[05:23:15] I have the helmet. It's good, right?

[05:23:20] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's good.

[05:23:25] I'll leave him.

[05:23:35] It's good. No, save him.

[05:23:40] I'll save them.

[05:23:46] I'll save them.

[05:23:49] Oh, take the helmet.

[05:24:00] Take the helmet.

[05:24:03] Yeah.

[05:24:05] You can wear it if you take off your mask and your glasses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I put the ears on.

[05:24:15] Hat. Hat.

[05:24:22] What?

[05:24:23] It's hat. It's hat.

[05:24:25] Oh, okay.

[05:24:26] Yeah, put that on.

[05:24:31] Come on. Do it.

[05:24:35] I can't put in the light because of the helmet, right?

[05:24:41] No, you can put it on. Put it on.

[05:24:44] You can wear it.

[05:24:47] The red hat.

[05:24:48] I have one already.

[05:24:51] No, put it on.

[05:24:53] Wear it.

[05:24:58] God, he's gonna fucking kill me, dude. He's looking at me crazy.

[05:25:05] No, no, no, no, the red hat.

[05:25:10] Oh, never mind.

[05:25:11] You'll be cold.

[05:25:12] Never mind.

[05:25:13] Where that one?

[05:25:13] You'll be cold.

[05:25:14] All right.

[05:25:17] I'll be cold.

[05:25:18] Oh, yeah.

[05:25:24] Fuck yeah.

[05:25:25] Now I know it's you.

[05:25:27] Now I know it's you.

[05:25:28] I won't lose you.

[05:25:29] I can't lose track of him now!

[05:25:36] There's this thing right here, there's this thing over here.

[05:25:44] That's expensive, right?

[05:25:51] Yeah, yeah, and this thing right here.

[05:25:57] Are you hungry?

[05:26:01] Yeah, yeah, drink that drink that

[05:26:05] Good for you

[05:26:11] And then this thing you could use this to call up your lady friends

[05:26:20] Yeah

[05:26:22] I don't know if this guy's ever played a PC shooter in his life, this guy's got to be

[05:26:31] so new.

[05:26:33] This thing right here.

[05:26:38] Yeah, that thing right there.

[05:26:43] Yeah, now you're going to have two phones for when you're trapping.

[05:26:59] Yeah, absolutely loving the Christmas adoption spirit less than three

[05:27:29] I'M HELPING A CHILD! FUCK YOU!

[05:27:39] Killed him, I don't know if there's another one, be careful.

[05:27:41] Stay vigilant.

[05:27:50] I don't know what the other guy was saying.

[05:27:52] Oh, dude, the lag is going crazy.

[05:28:03] You're still in there.

[05:28:10] It's safe.

[05:28:11] Go through the van.

[05:28:13] Okay, there we go.

[05:28:16] Oh, I'm lagging everywhere.

[05:28:20] Yeah!

[05:28:25] Who the fuck is that?

[05:28:39] Zootopia.

[05:28:42] What's the name of that?

[05:28:44] The rabbit chick from Zootopia?

[05:28:47] What's her name?

[05:28:48] The police the police one

[05:29:02] She's hot okay, please sir. It's it's Christmas Eve. Please do not call the animated rabbit police officer hot. Thank you

[05:29:15] Thank you

[05:29:18] I have I have just I've had something just special for you something special for you oh boy

[05:29:36] You're good you got everything

[05:29:40] Let's go yeah

[05:29:42] You're row I

[05:29:48] I have to see your energy.

[05:29:50] You have no energy?

[05:29:51] Oh, I gotta find your food.

[05:29:53] Let me find your food, hold on.

[05:30:01] Where are you dying?

[05:30:05] Yeah, I need to heal.

[05:30:06] Yeah, okay.

[05:30:07] I'm gonna find your food.

[05:30:14] Take the med kit on the floor.

[05:30:16] on the floor. Behind you. I'll be back. Stay there. I'll be back. This is a song for Judy.

[05:30:26] How many gifts it's supposed to execute? I can't execute him, bro. He used my child.

[05:30:35] I'm getting him. I'm literally getting, I'm being the dad that I never had. I'm getting

[05:30:38] milk and groceries and I'm gonna come back I swear I'm gonna come back I promise I

[05:30:50] promise I can't kill him man I'm in too deep I can't with this lag it's lagging

[05:31:05] every three seconds. Energy. He has a drink too. He's gonna be thirsty.

[05:31:09] He needs something to wash that fish down.

[05:31:13] Right, do I have more? More, more? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:31:16] I'm gonna save him. Maybe one more food. If he's at zero.

[05:31:22] One more food.

[05:31:24] Oh, sparrats! And an energy drink.

[05:31:28] I'm coming to me!

[05:31:29] Don't you fucking die on me now!

[05:31:35] I'll come and back.

[05:31:40] Don't you fucking die on me.

[05:31:49] I'm trying, I have no stamina.

[05:31:56] I'm coming, it's me.

[05:32:05] It's me, I told you I'd be back.

[05:32:16] What are all these snacks?

[05:32:22] You got to do what I eat.

[05:32:38] hear it we got him friendly I'm protected his life I don't

[05:33:07] Just a fucking scoundrel, my child!

[05:33:11] That's like a creepy old man coming up to you in a park thing.

[05:33:14] Oh, I got candy!

[05:33:16] Oh, we should leave.

[05:33:24] Okay.

[05:33:26] I think it's time to leave.

[05:33:33] Are you fed?

[05:33:34] Are you good?

[05:33:37] I

[05:33:40] Think you can't run you can't run

[05:33:48] Why not what's wrong?

[05:33:53] It's broken or it's black

[05:33:55] I said broken earth black. I think he's just crouched.

[05:34:10] No. Are you overweight?

[05:34:16] Yeah. No, no, stand up. You're not standing up yet.

[05:34:24] I'll just drop your whole bag, actually. Drop your whole bag, hot shoe.

[05:34:37] Can you walk now?

[05:34:40] You need this? You need this?

[05:34:43] I don't know what's wrong with him, what's wrong with him, why is he like, can he walk?

[05:34:59] It's like, it's dead there, it's dead, it's in zero.

[05:35:05] It's black?

[05:35:06] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[05:35:09] Use that.

[05:35:10] That little thing that I'm doing, yeah, they love this thing, this thing right here.

[05:35:20] The leg is dead, his leg is dead dude, he might just be slow walking, I don't know.

[05:35:26] I can't give him the surgery gig because it's zero out of nine.

[05:35:30] You know?

[05:35:32] Damn, okay, let's go.

[05:35:35] Let's go.

[05:35:37] I'm not gonna let this guy die.

[05:35:44] Come on, keep calling this way, hurry up.

[05:35:51] Now, I'm gonna throw this thing.

[05:35:57] Then be careful, that hurts.

[05:36:01] That's 300k.

[05:36:03] Keep going that way. Keep going that way. I gotta grab the hat. The hat's 300k. Okay,

[05:36:14] now we're going for our way, right? You're in our way. 80k? Like vendor 80k? This guy

[05:36:21] 80K? Like vendor 80K? This guy definitely does not have the flea market. He does not

[05:36:35] have the flea market. Max, thank you so much brother. Thank you Max. The lag is going

[05:36:44] insane. Oh, here, take this back.

[05:37:09] He said railway in the beginning. He's got to have no, he asked that railway because of

[05:37:13] where we spawned. I'm lagging so much right now, what is happening?

[05:37:35] Got him! Tango down!

[05:37:43] go to me we're gonna get into it we're gonna save this man's entire life what

[05:37:52] are his extracts oh he's still tagged in curse the scabs are so horny for him

[05:37:59] Dude, this lag is insane.

[05:38:03] We're good.

[05:38:07] We're good! I killed him!

[05:38:17] Take this gun.

[05:38:19] I don't know what happened.

[05:38:23] I think this soldier gets breaking my games, to be honest. I don't think that's supposed to exist.

[05:38:29] It's a bullet, hold on.

[05:38:39] When you see what's happening in my game, it's like I'm falling in the air.

[05:38:55] What is happening?

[05:38:56] Do you see this?

[05:38:58] My god the stuff what is going on? What is I've never seen them

[05:39:12] And what is happening

[05:39:28] One point over, Eddie

[05:39:32] It's like just stutter stutter stutter like and like every time it stutters it looks like I'm like falling a little bit

[05:39:49] I can't I can't I'm all tough for might fix it, but I can't because I gotta sit protect this guy

[05:39:58] I got to protect them

[05:40:04] I'll tap this and do it. I'll tap this.

[05:40:11] It means all that matters guys. We'll deal with it somehow.

[05:40:20] It means all that matters.

[05:40:28] This is Operation Red Serpent, we must get him to the evac point.

[05:40:35] What?

[05:40:40] What?

[05:40:47] Hell yeah!

[05:40:54] Hell yeah!

[05:40:58] He put the hat on dude!

[05:41:05] Fire!

[05:41:07] Look at him dude, he's so cute!

[05:41:12] Look at him go, look at him go!

[05:41:14] Look at him go!

[05:41:16] Come on Rudolph let's go Rudolph

[05:41:27] He's going for a campus.

[05:41:31] Thank you Duncan.

[05:41:34] Oh he's not going to kill me the extract.

[05:41:38] I'm his father he would never kill me like that.

[05:41:43] I raised him from just a young naked lad lost in the woods and allocating him I'm out of

[05:42:03] energy down.

[05:42:04] They're almost there!

[05:42:28] home stretch.

[05:42:34] He's going the wrong way.

[05:42:37] Right here, right here. Right here, right here. Right here.

[05:42:40] You can go here.

[05:42:42] He doesn't care.

[05:42:45] He doesn't care.

[05:42:47] Goodbye, my friend. Good luck on your adventures.

[05:42:53] And he was gone without yet.

[05:42:56] But a word said.

[05:42:58] He left us in silence

[05:43:01] We didn't need to hear anything other than see his gaze

[05:43:10] He just fucking left me what the fuck all that and I don't even get a good bye

[05:43:18] The Irish could buys me after all we've been through

[05:43:24] We went through a hell of back

[05:43:28] I'm used to it to be honest. I'm used to it

[05:43:34] Why does everybody walk out of my life?

[05:43:44] We'll never know we'll never know what happened to him

[05:43:50] What the police I

[05:43:53] Stole his loot no I gave him his bag back. What are you talking about?

[05:43:58] in silence. That's true. That's true. The circle of life. That's the circle of life.

[05:44:17] We met in silence and we we parted ways in silence. Hey Tony, I'm not that guy, but

[05:44:25] I'm going to say thank you for his b-chass. Merry Christmas, mate.

[05:44:31] Hey, I don't who knows maybe like his shit broke it dude

[05:44:35] It took him four years to figure out how to turn it's fucking microphone on

[05:44:41] It was a little lost

[05:44:44] Hello my loss

[05:44:55] All right.

[05:45:25] That was a great raid. That was a great raid. I wish we could follow his journey, but I think

[05:45:40] that's it. I think that's it. I need to restart my game too. Let's do that. Let's do that.

[05:45:52] I could cop car.

[05:46:09] Hopefully my game is fixed.

[05:46:10] Oh I should clear the cache too.

[05:46:12] Let me drop it again and see what's up on there.

[05:46:42] And I'm verifying integrity because hi, I was a little bright white bugged out

[05:46:47] I'm hoping that it's just like that was just a server thing

[05:46:52] In Fragas. Yeah, you sent me a picture earlier

[05:46:56] You send me a picture

[05:47:02] I

[05:47:03] Can move the gox a lot I had it move like way out of the way because remember having all audio issues

[05:47:08] And I was just trying to isolate problems

[05:47:10] like keep as many things separate as possible so there's no interference and shit so it's

[05:47:21] kind of just like in a weird spot right now like tuck that out of the way.

[05:47:26] All right fellas where to

[05:47:33] Like fucking Santa Claus after last raid

[05:47:38] And you're some customs you know some customs

[05:47:49] Or what's your dorm smart key?

[05:47:52] 5 million? Oh my God. That's crazy.

[05:48:01] Can I XP Elaborant with the changes? No, I did not.

[05:48:08] They probably didn't touch XP Elaborant, but what they did touch is the Transit XP.

[05:48:16] We had a hell of a transit XP almost three I'm still confused about our zero out of nine surgery kit that we had there

[05:48:31] we had a zero out of nine surge kit I've never seen that before that was a little weird

[05:48:39] that. That shit was haunted for real. Yeah, he used the surgery kit, fixed his leg and

[05:48:48] then I got my bag back and I had a zero out of nine surgery kit. It was like a Ouija board

[05:49:03] but Parkov.

[05:49:24] I don't think he used it.

[05:49:25] He might have kept canceling it because his leg was fucked up the whole time.

[05:49:30] And I thought I'd fix this legs.

[05:49:35] Thank you, Sammy.

[05:49:39] Thank you very much, Sammy.

[05:49:40] That's fuxity, fuxity.

[05:49:44] No, you.

[05:49:46] But on the Zootopia theme.

[05:49:50] Oh.

[05:49:54] Why dare ask what the Zootopia is?

[05:49:56] I turned on Mrs.

[05:49:57] Officer because we're talking about Judy Hopps.

[05:50:00] I thought that'd be pretty relevant.

[05:50:04] Chat was going crazy about Judy Hopps.

[05:50:07] I turned up Mrs. Hopps.

[05:50:15] I don't know.

[05:50:17] I don't make the rules.

[05:50:22] Freaks.

[05:50:25] Yep.

[05:50:26] What's a freaks in chat?

[05:50:27] I think I'm going to have to

[05:50:31] Judy hot the Judy hot freak off

[05:50:37] his leg blacked out again because they didn't heal it and he was starving that could have been a

[05:50:43] thanks bepis

[05:50:47] thank you thank you

[05:50:51] thank you

[05:50:55] me up, lift me up. So I don't really have anything to do right now. We're kind of just killing

[05:51:12] shit to be honest

[05:51:17] kind of just killing shit

[05:51:33] holocombo it stands ah i'm fine i'm fine

[05:51:40] I'm just going to be here and fuck as out of his mind.

[05:51:55] God damn man.

[05:51:57] the

[05:52:10] All righty, better not go over that estimated time now better not do it now we're delayed

[05:52:34] Honestly, that estimated raid time is pretty accurate.

[05:52:45] Somehow, surprisingly pretty accurate.

[05:52:54] I don't know how they pulled that off.

[05:53:03] will be good for prestige yeah but I'm not gonna prestige until I finish the

[05:53:08] like I'm not gonna prestige until the events done otherwise it doesn't make

[05:53:12] any sense like if I prestige and I can't do the event and then like that's you

[05:53:18] know I want to see what the event is we really get events like every couple

[05:53:24] months in this game to be dumped to throw it away

[05:53:33] I'll headshot on that once.

[05:53:43] We can maybe get in the window way up ahead and snipe him.

[05:53:54] Blizzard is annoying.

[05:53:58] Oh, Blizzard.

[05:54:03] It's open, isn't it? We're just talking about it.

[05:54:08] What you talking about?

[05:54:33] Oh

[05:54:57] I collect I fucking collect dude

[05:55:03] I just had jumped through the fucking window.

[05:55:10] I might have actually just shot the guy down through the window.

[05:55:18] Okay.

[05:55:28] There's still another one shooting.

[05:55:31] I don't know if he's left up, but those guys shooting them floor back there.

[05:55:48] I did.

[05:56:03] No luck. That would have been fucking second my did, but no luck on that.

[05:56:18] Oh great heavens.

[05:56:26] Oh great heavens!

[05:56:27] That was a close one.

[05:56:29] I was just using the M1A, that got a superglacic test drive, got updated for the quest.

[05:56:36] And I'm 4.

[05:56:38] I don't know how she shot over there.

[05:56:49] What's up, son, am I right?

[05:56:58] I'm not going to be able to do that.

[05:57:03] Oh, spider.

[05:57:08] Oh, spider.

[05:57:13] Yeah, you get your dirty little fingers off of me.

[05:57:18] Get your dirty fucking thing.

[05:57:20] Wait, he sees him. Oh, he sees him.

[05:57:22] I see him.

[05:57:23] Yeah, stop to shoot this guy.

[05:57:25] Yes.

[05:57:27] Thanks scab great bait great bait scab

[05:57:36] And out of ten bait for not scab give me the alley you

[05:57:42] You

[05:58:27] You can see those windows from over here.

[05:58:41] Wiggity Wiggity Splaggoink.

[05:58:43] Wiggity Wiggity Splaggoink.

[05:58:52] That's right. Oh my god, he's a level 7.

[05:58:55] Oh god.

[05:59:03] You are a bully.

[05:59:18] At least that guy was high level. All right, shall we skedaddle?

[05:59:25] Thank you for the five gifted sleepy and you

[05:59:42] I can't.

[05:59:47] Yeah, I can't.

[05:59:52] Yeah, I can't.

[05:59:57] All right.

[06:00:02] Blackjack's not really worth anything. I don't like wearing them either.

[06:00:07] I've only been there for a little bit.

[06:00:18] We go up top and we scope out a little bit.

[06:00:31] Anti-high? Yeah, it's fucking sick. Look at that.

[06:00:37] I'm not sure. Wait, is it always that blood on it or is that just because I killed the

[06:00:45] scab? Does it always have blood, right?

[06:00:59] There are hardware bands coming to Tarkov in 2026.

[06:01:02] I thought they were the hardware band.

[06:01:12] I thought it was already a thing.

[06:01:14] We install like hardware C4, anti-cheat that would be cool.

[06:01:39] Why do I not have steady aim today?

[06:02:02] I can't hold my breath.

[06:02:10] Oh, like literally I can't hold my breath, why not?

[06:02:15] It's the cold?

[06:02:20] Wait, what's the bug?

[06:02:30] Is it because of the skill?

[06:02:32] of

[06:02:39] the

[06:02:44] of

[06:02:49] the

[06:02:58] Yeah, I can't hold my breath.

[06:03:00] I can't do it.

[06:03:08] Wait, is it because I changed?

[06:03:18] It's because it's not set, because I changed.

[06:03:23] uh dude um there's to be a release right i've been playing all day without being able to hold my breath

[06:03:33] it's because i tried dude that's actually hilarious it's because i tried doing some people are saying

[06:03:39] that you could fix the like sprint to fire thing uh should it be a press or release breath

[06:03:48] What happens when I put it on press?

[06:04:14] That's funny.

[06:04:15] No wonder I've been having trouble sniping.

[06:04:18] I've been able to hold my damn breath all day.

[06:04:47] Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

[06:04:52] Okay, we're checking on something after this raid.

[06:04:57] of

[06:05:17] of

[06:05:24] the

[06:05:30] of

[06:05:35] the

[06:05:38] Give me one minute guys hold on I'll be right back.

[06:06:08] 0

[06:06:38] you

[06:07:38] is.

[06:08:08] All right, sorry, fellas.

[06:08:37] And the key to voice to buy they said they would let you buy it soon

[06:08:41] But if you missed it in the drops last time right now, you can't get it again

[06:08:48] This right now eventually you might be able to but not at this moment

[06:09:07] I

[06:09:10] Just got M995

[06:09:13] Well, these guys are level 7s are crazy. Oh, no, that was

[06:09:19] Because I redeemed them I

[06:09:24] Have no idea that I do not know I hope not

[06:09:30] I

[06:09:36] Hope not

[06:10:00] So a couple of things, get some more Vaseline, put the money back there.

[06:10:30] Yeah, let's go. We are ready to go. We are ready to go.

[06:10:47] Good luck. Thanks, Larchie. Thank you. All right. I wish I had more quests to do for

[06:10:56] this event. Merry Christmas. Thanks. I guess they're gonna give us like a few of them every day

[06:11:02] probably right? Bonestar thank you so much man thank you very very much Merry Christmas brother

[06:11:08] no flair. Not too late I can't grab one.

[06:11:15] Can't grab one thank you so much for incident g mulla

[06:11:18] settings video just there right now 1776 baby

[06:11:48] You should do it, that ought to do it.

[06:12:16] that ought to do it

[06:12:21] I also wonder

[06:12:26] did these things ever get delivered? I ordered new mouse skates like a while ago and

[06:12:32] they haven't been sent yet

[06:12:37] I don't think I got them yet

[06:12:41] take my base off Sparks

[06:12:45] okay because if I'm off looking

[06:12:50] they come from across the seas

[06:12:53] from China land China land

[06:12:57] big Christmas

[06:13:01] and you soy sauce I'm like

[06:13:04] wearing the fuck down out of these mouth skates early

[06:13:07] the

[06:13:14] skates and other for all I guess I mean everything's made in fucking China now

[06:13:19] the

[06:13:31] that

[06:13:33] and

[06:13:35] and

[06:13:37] and

[06:13:53] and

[06:13:58] you

[06:14:03] and

[06:14:06] today. That's right.

[06:14:24] Oh, I like these dot mouse skates. They are not good.

[06:14:31] Thanks PJ.

[06:15:02] On the money again with the Q prediction with this game

[06:15:07] They're actually they're actually on point with the

[06:15:10] Estimated times which leads me to believe that's all made up because how could they be so accurate with it?

[06:15:31] I

[06:15:38] I

[06:15:40] I

[06:15:42] I

[06:15:44] I

[06:15:45] I

[06:15:47] I

[06:15:49] I

[06:15:51] I

[06:15:53] I

[06:15:55] I

[06:15:57] that's moved me

[06:16:21] Hey, who shot the poor scab?

[06:16:51] fuck that was my moment my one-shot I didn't capture it I let it split

[06:17:09] you had one shot an opportunity

[06:17:21] My mom's spaghetti, it's mom's tashonka.

[06:17:35] After you fuck off.

[06:17:45] Merry fucking Christmas to you.

[06:17:49] brother thank you so much holy shit that's a lot of things thank you so much

[06:17:55] very fucking Christmas to you thank you as always man

[06:18:07] okay god damn thank you very very much brother

[06:18:14] Her audio seems worse than before. I haven't really had much audio trouble today to be honest.

[06:18:24] But I could have just been in fortunate situations.

[06:18:28] My frame rate is terrible today. Definitely getting way, way worse performance today in this game.

[06:18:37] By a lot.

[06:18:44] That's a lot, I should way down.

[06:18:56] They didn't fix DLSS, did they?

[06:18:58] I guess I could just test it myself.

[06:19:01] Has anyone tried DLSS access update?

[06:19:03] Does it work?

[06:19:04] Thank you, Brazen.

[06:19:05] Still blurry?

[06:19:06] Oh, come on man.

[06:19:07] We need that.

[06:19:08] Still blurry? Oh, come on, man. We need that. We need that. My frames.

[06:20:08] I'm not in the left, he's on third actually.

[06:20:34] of

[06:20:59] I mean that actually okay that kill I'm not gonna lie that kill looks like I have

[06:21:11] wallhacks that really does cuz I just fucking aim directly at that guy like

[06:21:16] that that looks weird I'm not even gonna look at that looks fucking weird dude

[06:21:21] That was really fucking weird, I'm not gonna lie.

[06:21:26] Oh man.

[06:21:31] We've got you now, Bozo.

[06:21:33] You're getting fucking banned any second.

[06:21:36] I'm calling my dad who works at Battlestad Games.

[06:21:40] Sick hat.

[06:21:44] Sick fucking hat.

[06:21:45] Yeah, that one. That one's going right to reddit.

[06:21:52] They're going straight to reddit with that clip.

[06:21:56] Oh guys, we got him finally.

[06:22:01] We got him.

[06:22:15] So quiet in here 60,000 60,000 fuck yeah

[06:22:29] Yeah, a bottle.

[06:22:42] I don't know the key.

[06:22:46] No, sir.

[06:22:51] I must have dropped his gun somewhere.

[06:22:52] He had a kettler.

[06:22:56] Man's had a kettler.

[06:22:59] Oh

[06:23:03] Me mass depicting one of the best doctors of all time

[06:23:09] That doesn't look like Johnny sins

[06:23:11] What?

[06:23:17] Weird.

[06:23:22] Okay, who is that mask supposed to be? It's gotta be some Russian tape, but who is it?

[06:23:30] What is that supposed to be?

[06:23:32] I'm a Russian cartoon or cartoon. I want to look it up

[06:23:49] Is for B for Blyat Yeda, oh there you go B for Blyat Yeda

[06:24:02] anybody cares anybody out there

[06:24:20] how do you do mr. Tony I do very well how do you do the nasty

[06:24:28] I love all your content, and you've helped me through so much, and you don't even realize it and ensure I'm not alone on this.

[06:24:38] I'll be able to prestige very, very soon. Honestly, I could do it today if we wanted, but then I can't do the event.

[06:24:52] So I'm holding off on prestige while they have this event going on

[06:25:01] Because it would suck for like there to be a cool event and oh wow I can't take part in it because I'd prestige day before

[06:25:09] I would really suck right

[06:25:14] Or hold them off on it for now

[06:25:16] I'm just like slowly getting I need 288,000 XP and then I have to do the new beginnings

[06:25:25] quest which I think is like go to labs a few times kill some raiders take pretty easy shit

[06:25:30] it's not a big deal we'll get it all done not in a rush at all monster apple cress

[06:25:39] Nope.

[06:25:40] I don't really like, okay, this might sound stupid.

[06:25:46] I don't really like, because it is artificial, but I don't like artificial apple flavored

[06:25:50] things a lot of the time, but I like apple juice.

[06:25:54] But apple juice is artificial flavored a lot of the time, so I don't know.

[06:25:59] I like apple juice, generally not apple drinks.

[06:26:05] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:26:12] Merry Christmas, my dude.

[06:26:14] That guy's pissed.

[06:26:16] Merry Christmas!

[06:26:18] I think that was a guy's friend.

[06:26:20] They told me that.

[06:26:22] Apple cider?

[06:26:23] Alright, I like apple cider.

[06:26:25] There.

[06:26:26] But that's apple juice.

[06:26:28] Apple cider is basically apple juice.

[06:26:30] Is there even a fucking difference?

[06:26:32] lads

[06:26:38] there's not even a fucking difference

[06:27:02] 7 and 40 ammo that's FMJ we don't want that get that out of there

[06:27:15] I like sausage well I don't like the sound that makes I do not like the sound that that

[06:27:34] makes that's a the bad sound that makes

[06:27:48] Merry Christmas to me that's the reason I'm frowning and Christmas ain't wolfy

[06:27:53] you think you're voluptuous?

[06:27:57] Give it a little less, no?

[06:27:59] Doesn't look like it.

[06:28:02] Doesn't look like it.

[06:28:04] Oh.

[06:28:07] I don't know how I meant, because I'm going to get beanie to keep me warm, otherwise I get frostbite.

[06:28:15] The beanie keeps you warm.

[06:28:17] I don't get frostbite.

[06:28:19] I did escape Tarkov, I did a while ago if you want to watch my video of this on YouTube

[06:28:28] it's fire.

[06:28:29] Hello master are you out of your mind?

[06:28:33] Hello?

[06:28:34] I can't see anything.

[06:28:35] Yeah the escaping Tarkov video is on my YouTube if you want to watch it, it's a good one.

[06:28:43] It's definitely a good one.

[06:28:48] Oh, fucking China.

[06:28:55] Anybody out there.

[06:29:00] Anybody cares.

[06:29:06] anybody cares

[06:29:36] We're good to get out of here.

[06:29:46] Okay, let's just pretend we didn't hear that.

[06:30:01] My frame's a really bad looking at direction and it is.

[06:30:04] Oh my

[06:30:19] This guy's struggling with the scab

[06:30:34] of

[06:30:45] of

[06:30:47] of

[06:30:49] of

[06:30:54] I dropped them.

[06:31:12] I got you.

[06:31:14] We dropped them.

[06:31:18] Don't you worry about it.

[06:31:23] It's just called an SR 25.

[06:31:37] It's from Peacekeeper.

[06:31:38] You just buy it.

[06:31:39] Oh, shit.

[06:31:40] That's a thousand and a half.

[06:31:43] Whoa.

[06:31:44] Whoa.

[06:31:45] Holy shit, that's a Tos and a half.

[06:31:50] Whoa.

[06:31:52] Whoa.

[06:31:56] Whoa, that's a Tos.

[06:32:00] God fucking damn.

[06:32:07] By a hand-pressed juicer?

[06:32:10] I'm buying apple juice pre-juiced.

[06:32:13] I can't sit there with a juicer all day and put 20 apples into it.

[06:32:17] I can't think.

[06:32:18] It's probably delicious to be honest.

[06:32:22] It's probably really good.

[06:32:25] I just buy that motzen and this jar.

[06:32:29] Give me that artificial goodness.

[06:32:31] You won't run a scope tools no balls no

[06:32:44] No.

[06:32:46] No.

[06:33:00] Body up.

[06:33:02] Pulling.

[06:33:06] Pulling.

[06:33:14] I got a bad a few people all up.

[06:33:21] the

[06:33:44] the J.C.R.S. or a big because

[06:33:46] Four players

[06:33:48] Random ban. Yeah, it's like the hunger games. I'm just

[06:33:51] Just every now and then we randomly select someone to ban

[06:33:55] or it's actually closer to

[06:33:58] The little green aliens in the claw machine game and toy story. It's more like that

[06:34:06] Like you guys think it's good and then it hits you the claw gets you and you're like, oh my god, I'm going to die

[06:34:16] Claw a

[06:34:19] Claws chosen and then some freco kid that gets you what he like feeds you to a snake

[06:34:27] What's your head on some robotic spider legs?

[06:34:31] Pies you to a bottle rocket and blows you up

[06:34:34] I'm not fooling myself.

[06:34:58] I mean honestly it's probably not that bad. I don't have ammo for that though. Definitely

[06:35:26] I do not have ammo for that.

[06:35:31] We could do...

[06:35:36] That thing was fucked up.

[06:35:39] We could do the TKPDA for the culture.

[06:35:46] For the culture.

[06:35:51] Duffle bag and stash spam or you also use your cult of circle and your hideout

[06:36:00] Put five MP fives in it and it can spit out an armband for you if you need it for a quest reward

[06:36:17] They have 100 rounds for this

[06:36:21] Yeah

[06:36:26] All right, we're gonna bring up the block the backup Balecki with us or is a

[06:36:51] and

[06:37:00] this is a lot of

[06:37:09] Yeah, let's get a quick restart run a bunch of raids of the restart in

[06:37:18] Let's get that going

[06:37:20] Thought I swore off this gun. Yeah, but it's fun and I don't care if I die. Fuck it

[06:37:31] We can die, it's not a big deal.

[06:37:40] Not a big deal.

[06:37:47] I think I'll get better items from the gift if I open them on Christmas.

[06:38:04] Probably not.

[06:38:07] Probably not.

[06:38:09] Oh, what?

[06:38:11] That's not a me.

[06:38:14] What?

[06:38:15] What's up?

[06:38:16] What up?

[06:38:17] What up, brother?

[06:38:20] Alright, let's get it on.

[06:38:24] I'm gonna run to the bathroom, I'll be right back and grab food, hold up.

[06:38:37] Be right back.

[06:38:38] Bye.

[06:39:08] you

[06:39:38] you

[06:40:08] you

[06:40:38] you

[06:41:08] you

[06:41:38] You

[06:42:03] I may have grabbed some sushi

[06:42:08] of

[06:42:18] the

[06:42:30] Oh well that just kicked us in the raid, okay hold up I was looking forward to join some

[06:42:38] of that fine sushi.

[06:42:39] Alright we have people to blast with a fucking cannon let's go.

[06:42:44] Unless I get blasted first.

[06:42:50] Sometimes you are the blaster and sometimes you are the blasty the sushi too.

[06:42:56] Fuck yeah. I've been on a huge sushi cake.

[06:43:00] I've been an idiot several times a week, lately.

[06:43:05] Merry Christmas. Hopefully the gnomes don't get you.

[06:43:09] If there's gnomes, they can get me.

[06:43:20] The gnomes can get me?

[06:43:56] I should not be going this way. I mean, she's going this way, not the other way, that way.

[06:44:04] Tom, and thank you so much, man. Merry Christmas, thanks, labor.

[06:44:18] What happened to all the snow that they had earlier?

[06:44:20] all these areas have had no like no falling snow

[06:44:29] What's that?

[06:44:59] I

[06:45:01] I

[06:45:03] I

[06:45:05] I

[06:45:07] I

[06:45:09] I

[06:45:11] I

[06:45:13] I

[06:45:15] I

[06:45:17] I

[06:45:19] I

[06:45:21] I

[06:45:23] I

[06:45:25] I

[06:45:27] He thoraxed me. Okay. No, you're cheating with that's not real. You don't have a 2kd with 6,000 hours. No, no, no. And 15 achievements. No, that's bullshit.

[06:45:42] And he tripled thorac. No, I got shooting. Yeah. Okay.

[06:45:47] That's not real.

[06:45:49] That's, that's not real.

[06:45:52] That is not real, dude.

[06:45:56] That's not real.

[06:46:12] The survival time is point where what was this average survived on?

[06:46:26] I don't believe that that is not a real account I don't believe that.

[06:46:52] Oops, I can't wear a helmet.

[06:47:01] Let's change up the map.

[06:48:01] the

[06:48:23] mcx maybe or

[06:48:28] if we're feeling really crazy

[06:48:32] we could do like an ak 308

[06:48:39] that thing's kind of ass

[06:48:43] yeah fuck it let's do it

[06:48:48] let's do it

[06:48:53] We're gonna do a loud with a scope as I hate myself

[06:49:03] Spanner thank you for three years three hundred and eight with grenade launcher Plaza

[06:49:12] Okay, not the grenade launcher

[06:49:16] We're doing that but minus the GL

[06:49:23] Minus the GL.

[06:49:30] And I've keys here too, right?

[06:49:37] Yep, I marked these. Let's go. Perfect.

[06:49:40] Perfect.

[06:49:44] Perfect.

[06:49:50] the

[06:49:57] mother

[06:50:20] That's a loading bar that can't be accurate.

[06:50:45] That's what I said.

[06:50:46] actually been accurate somehow. Somehow.

[06:51:06] Merry Christmas, brother.

[06:51:09] Thank you, Dwight.

[06:51:16] It's been accurate within like 15 seconds every every raid so far

[06:51:26] Merry Christmas

[06:51:29] 777 million seven thank you boasted

[06:51:34] 777 I've been kind of shocked by it

[06:51:46] Who is she so young?

[06:52:08] Who is she so young?

[06:52:15] So I'm in roll tuna roll sushi. That's where we're getting down on right now.

[06:52:29] Quite nice.

[06:52:31] I feel like if you ever went to a bar, you'd drink for free, lol.

[06:52:54] Depends on what you mean by often, depends where I am and what you mean by often, it

[06:53:03] happens fairly often.

[06:53:04] It's mostly a filthy animals.

[06:53:07] It's fairly often.

[06:53:08] It's not like, you know, I just walk on the street and people are screaming at me,

[06:53:13] but it happens.

[06:53:24] Do you play with DLSS?

[06:53:31] No, because it's bugged right now.

[06:53:34] So it makes all your shit blurry when you use it.

[06:53:38] I otherwise would be using it right now because the frames are pretty bad in this game.

[06:53:46] Sadly.

[06:53:47] Damn brochu.

[06:53:48] Rain!

[06:53:49] Thank you!

[06:53:50] Yeah, thank you.

[06:53:52] Good though, thanks for the awesome-

[06:53:54] I don't want to chew, I want the sushi in my belly.

[06:53:58] Chewing prevents that process from happening.

[06:54:07] Uh-huh.

[06:54:08] I-

[06:54:09] I do.

[06:54:12] Good things we do.

[06:54:15] I am

[06:54:29] Merry Christmas, just know you have a doppelganger in the UK. My brother looks identical to you

[06:54:37] Must be a good looking guy, hasn't he? Must be a good looking guy

[06:54:45] mm-hmm

[06:54:51] well my mind I said well I'd actually did say is accurate within 15 seconds so there you go

[06:54:56] the delay

[06:55:02] mm-hmm

[06:55:06] mm-hmm

[06:55:12] There's no one die Q.

[06:55:19] See anybody running?

[06:55:30] Don't see nobody running.

[06:55:35] go get some money. Go and get some money.

[06:56:05] of

[06:56:25] let's get close to one to tangos

[06:56:35] of

[06:56:42] the

[06:56:46] of

[06:56:53] the

[06:56:58] I've got myself in a bit of a pickle here.

[06:57:05] I thought this guy was in the showers.

[06:57:08] I don't know

[06:57:19] Fuck!

[06:57:20] No!

[06:57:21] Yorgog! Yorgog!

[06:57:23] I

[06:57:53] You cannot outmaneuver me.

[06:57:55] I am too nimble, I am too quick.

[06:58:00] You cannot get me.

[06:58:05] I am too nimble, I am too quick.

[06:58:13] I am too nimble, I am too quick.

[06:58:22] not get me oh my god he's not the fake it is the fake armor on why don't you have blades on it

[06:58:30] These are the five players, though.

[06:58:37] You cannot get me, silly man.

[06:58:46] I don't know.

[06:58:49] You know that.

[06:58:55] Not bad.

[06:58:58] The hat helps with the cold.

[06:58:59] Oh yes, that's why I'm wearing it.

[06:59:03] She's got that Lewis-Lewis-Petan.

[06:59:09] The Lewis-Petan mask.

[06:59:59] Let's go down.

[07:00:04] What's going to deal with the.

[07:00:07] The.

[07:00:11] Probably should have cleared the bathroom, but no one's in there.

[07:00:15] That.

[07:00:20] The chain.

[07:00:23] Come on, man. Just the chain.

[07:00:26] Watcher, thank you for five gifted subs, watcher.

[07:00:31] Thank you very much sir.

[07:00:33] Any regrets?

[07:00:34] Merry Christmas.

[07:00:35] Thank you.

[07:00:36] Dr. Thanian, thank you.

[07:00:38] Dreamer Lute, I know right.

[07:00:41] It's that high quality Tarkov Prime Streamer Lute right there.

[07:00:49] That's what I pay Nikita the big bucks for to give me on the streamer servers at the streamer lute.

[07:00:55] I get mark terms like that

[07:01:02] Santa Claus

[07:01:04] What is that? What'd you say Santa? Oh come there? Okay?

[07:01:08] Okay guys

[07:01:10] Me do you hear bears bears? Yeah, would you oh wow?

[07:01:16] Thanks, and that's what I always wanted

[07:01:18] Thank you

[07:01:25] the eve of Christmas Santa wants your beauty

[07:01:35] oh wait wait

[07:01:37] here take that gold chain Santa

[07:01:40] here take that

[07:01:44] Santa

[07:01:49] take the gold chain damn it

[07:01:52] trying to bring you out from Mrs Claus

[07:01:55] Right there, take it.

[07:02:02] Take...

[07:02:06] Wow, Ashiska! Christmas tree life extender, now it'll never die.

[07:02:12] I like tree will never die

[07:02:23] ha ha ha

[07:02:25] th

[07:02:28] th

[07:02:31] th

[07:02:33] th

[07:02:37] th

[07:02:40] th

[07:02:43] th

[07:02:47] Okay, fucking suck.

[07:02:57] I'll put my gun, no I don't think that's a good idea.

[07:03:13] So, why is this red so silent?

[07:03:33] I'm here for PVP.

[07:03:46] Sounds like a scab.

[07:03:54] That'll be a scab right there.

[07:04:03] anyone even come through here that door shut what's that I don't think anyone's

[07:04:09] even been in here it's odd

[07:04:15] there's a tree reserve I actually don't know three the middle by the

[07:04:22] I'll talk to you about the guests.

[07:04:24] Thank you.

[07:04:25] Let's see.

[07:04:26] Merry Christmas.

[07:04:27] I love your streams.

[07:04:28] Always put a smile on my face.

[07:04:29] Smile.

[07:04:30] I don't know where the truth is.

[07:04:31] Thank you.

[07:04:32] I'm Zoom.

[07:04:33] There's got to be a.

[07:04:34] I'm not.

[07:04:35] I'm not.

[07:04:36] I'm not.

[07:04:37] I'm not.

[07:04:38] I'm not.

[07:04:39] I'm not.

[07:04:40] I'm not.

[07:04:41] I'm not.

[07:04:42] I'm not.

[07:04:43] I'm not.

[07:04:44] I'm not.

[07:04:45] I'm not.

[07:04:46] I'm not.

[07:04:47] I'm not.

[07:04:48] I'm not.

[07:04:49] yeah

[07:05:19] Gotcha. Gotcha. You be quick with it. You be quick.

[07:05:40] We're at the lag. And there it is. There it is.

[07:05:56] Bye, you.

[07:06:01] Thanks for the laughs and good times.

[07:06:10] of

[07:06:17] of

[07:06:23] of

[07:06:31] What is this? Wait, what is that? Christmas present! Oh my god, let's get it out of the

[07:06:41] What's going on?

[07:06:48] Let's go.

[07:06:53] I got a present.

[07:06:57] What is he wearing?

[07:07:34] Good raid.

[07:07:48] Good raid.

[07:08:04] Why can't I type?

[07:08:41] Increased XP while transiting in this game. Yes, I think you get like double XP if you do one transit

[07:08:53] You get a shit ton now I think after

[07:08:58] After so many transits you get like 10 times XP

[07:09:03] They changed it today where you got a ton

[07:09:11] 1.6 x how many transits is that for 10 xxp?

[07:09:16] I am I was like there's no one like you.

[07:09:42] What?

[07:09:50] What's in the present?

[07:09:54] Salad. Oh, shit. Okay. We are

[07:10:02] partied in hell. Yeah. Wait,

[07:10:05] I can't list ammo packs on

[07:10:07] the flea market anymore.

[07:10:12] Honestly, probably a good thing.

[07:10:25] It's probably a good thing.

[07:10:29] It'll fix a lot of the ammo availability balancing, make people maybe run different

[07:10:38] and calibers of guns.

[07:11:08] of again.

[07:11:13] All right, let's see what's up on the reserve again.

[07:11:21] That was the items. Yes, it's the Scav House by Outskirts. Yes.

[07:11:29] Stream Deck button. This one.

[07:11:36] Thanks to this honestly the icon we should probably change because it's a little um

[07:11:42] It's kind of hard to tell it's lit up

[07:12:00] Oh

[07:12:02] Why no suppressor? Because this gun sounds really good loud and ergo and just swag.

[07:12:10] That's it. Just because of the swag.

[07:12:17] Where's my way?

[07:12:21] And away.

[07:12:25] ETR quest for vent. Yes, I did it. I already did it.

[07:12:29] it. Yeah. Already did it. Already did it.

[07:12:45] What? Merry Christmas. Your voice is beautiful. You should

[07:12:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much. It's great, right? Merry Christmas

[07:13:03] Thank you butt raisin as well rest the nightmare. Thank you

[07:13:08] I don't play runescape logical plays runescape

[07:13:13] I've never played runescape. I don't really know shit about it to be honest

[07:13:22] I don't know much about it.

[07:13:29] God, no, I have not.

[07:13:34] I don't know what those are.

[07:13:37] I am not sure what those are, no.

[07:13:40] I do have been there type of game.

[07:13:46] I just never played it.

[07:13:49] I didn't it wasn't big

[07:13:52] Like for me or friend like I know when I knew played RuneScape. I

[07:13:58] Don't think at least like no one was playing that

[07:14:03] We're playing like shooters and stuff

[07:14:16] Playing a lot of shooters

[07:14:19] I don't know how old am I. It's rude to ask a streamer's age now at 31. 31. Oh, man, 31.

[07:15:10] Oh, that takes some team, random axe, obel head, bar, ornament, nothing good.

[07:15:39] Drive Part 1 is now an SR-25. Yes, and there's no...

[07:15:45] There's no distance requirement on it.

[07:15:49] It's super, super easy.

[07:15:53] I think they made Part 2 harder though, because now that's an MP5 instead of a SR-2.

[07:16:09] Where are my fucking bullets going?

[07:16:19] What the fuck?

[07:16:22] You're leaning with this gun?

[07:16:24] Your bullets just missed.

[07:16:26] Okay, this is a never-leaning-with-this-gun type of gun.

[07:16:36] Never a wing type of gun.

[07:16:47] That's a stand up straight and blast.

[07:16:57] and

[07:17:07] Christmas sir

[07:17:33] I go I go

[07:18:07] you fucking die please death

[07:18:09] save brother

[07:18:11] ah fuck you dude

[07:18:17] wowza

[07:18:19] oh wowza

[07:18:29] he coulda killed me there he coulda one-tabbed me in the throat with that fucking DT

[07:18:33] to the

[07:18:35] jobs over there

[07:18:37] but the money rabbit

[07:18:55] many

[07:18:58] I don't know if that's what I'm

[07:19:28] Oh players

[07:19:38] Hey man, long time no see, it's me your friend

[07:19:41] I was wondering if I could use your layman drill press for all lawful purposes

[07:19:46] I have a weird fuel filter I need to work on for my lawnmower

[07:19:50] It has a nine millimeters fuel line for some reason

[07:19:54] Anyway, I'm trustworthy and can be trusted with unsupervised access to your workshop.

[07:20:01] Sure! Sure! Sure! Come on in! Come on in! Sure! But good now. Oh God.

[07:20:21] Can we make one green and what the one green one red that passed the other one green

[07:20:32] Oh

[07:20:42] That

[07:20:51] Hey!

[07:20:57] Dude, are there players in this raid? Like, what?

[07:21:00] of

[07:21:22] the

[07:21:27] Put it away, put it away, put it away!

[07:21:41] You can't get through to my feet!

[07:21:52] I'm hacking, everything's invisible.

[07:21:54] I'll be shitting my cheats.

[07:22:03] Cheating.

[07:22:18] Get that!

[07:22:24] Don't say I'm not good. You didn't give me a good presence.

[07:22:26] That's right.

[07:22:27] Give me fucking

[07:22:29] Slickers bar and

[07:22:32] Christmas tree life extender liquid.

[07:22:36] Hey, what the fuck am I gonna do with that?

[07:22:39] all right we're gonna reset this I don't know why my raids are so quiet right now

[07:22:55] Well, we got only one left, right, right, right, right, we may have something, we may have something here.

[07:23:07] Just gonna leave.

[07:23:17] and a lot of people be getting on maybe I maybe people are on earlier and now

[07:23:23] they're like doing shit and they're not gaming but I servas are packed earlier

[07:23:28] just because it's the evening

[07:23:32] of

[07:23:43] the

[07:24:01] but they made that shite one a lot easier

[07:24:05] but did not kill him

[07:24:09] oh fuck

[07:24:13] that's interesting audio

[07:24:17] that's interesting audio

[07:24:21] that's interesting audio

[07:24:25] that's interesting audio

[07:24:29] He shot me with his RPD and it made no noise.

[07:24:48] I heard a guy with an MCX shooting at them but he ceased to shoot.

[07:24:53] might be underground or he died.

[07:25:00] Oops.

[07:25:02] Where though?

[07:25:03] of

[07:25:10] the

[07:25:14] of

[07:25:17] the

[07:25:19] of

[07:25:21] the

[07:25:23] of

[07:25:25] the

[07:25:27] of

[07:25:29] Merry Christmas, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.

[07:25:36] Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

[07:25:43] A lot of bullets.

[07:25:45] Brought a lot of ammo.

[07:25:46] I wasted so many bullets on those raiders.

[07:25:52] New earbuds are busted.

[07:25:53] What are the new earbuds?

[07:25:56] New earbuds?

[07:25:59] the

[07:26:10] sense

[07:26:27] Roach of Reserve.

[07:26:34] Roach.

[07:26:37] Roach.

[07:26:45] Are those, the earbuds, are they from that quest that I have now?

[07:26:49] It's like a little bunch of PMCs with no headset or something on.

[07:26:56] Like no armor or some crazy shit

[07:26:58] I'm going to kill him.

[07:27:20] He has to love that.

[07:27:23] What quest is it?

[07:27:25] two times are the same bro they're the same

[07:27:39] the estimation form is that like you get an estimated queue time it's actually accurate

[07:27:50] within like 15 seconds, but it still is like four and a half or five and a half minutes every time.

[07:27:59] Okay, so what is this quest? Who has it? The cleaner? No.

[07:28:06] I don't remember who had it.

[07:28:11] In prior to this one. Using an active headset without any armor and then get

[07:28:17] Kill PMC's Lorian the soft tank crew helmet without wearing a headset.

[07:28:21] What the fuck would I do that?

[07:28:28] Although I guess, I guess the headset, if it's actually that good,

[07:28:36] it would be worth it. You could just run like perm altens and hear everything.

[07:28:47] So you have to do that quest to unlock him.

[07:29:02] 15 PMCs, headset, no armor.

[07:29:06] Are you raiding anyone out there?

[07:29:09] Yes.

[07:29:11] Yes, I will.

[07:29:18] Yes, I will.

[07:29:30] The helmet considered armor.

[07:29:32] I'm assuming it means body armor.

[07:29:36] but I mean we could run around wood snaked

[07:29:44] the PMC's and then you have to kill people with a tank on it on

[07:29:51] which does not sound very fun

[07:30:06] Okay

[07:30:19] Should I do the quest we could do the quest I don't

[07:30:36] Hmm

[07:30:50] Whoa

[07:30:56] Factory type quest

[07:30:59] We're killing PM's. Oh, we could I mean we could use like troll guns with no armor on factory

[07:31:06] like just mega rat on factory

[07:31:15] yeah I was I immediately thought cast 23 no armor or just some like leg medica

[07:31:22] no armor set up in the rafters

[07:31:26] That's where my brain immediately went.

[07:32:26] Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

[07:32:37] M80s. M61s. Mr. Yaga bombs over here.

[07:32:46] All right, no armor. I'm just gonna go absolutely no armor

[07:32:59] Say nothing about a rig though

[07:33:04] I'm just gonna cast 23 ammo. Can I get 30 rounds?

[07:33:08] What about the slam a jam somebody?

[07:33:38] 15 PMC's with no armor.

[07:33:45] Whose quest was it again?

[07:33:48] Signing priorities.

[07:33:50] 15 PMC's using an active headset without wearing any armor.

[07:34:08] All up.

[07:34:38] All right, let's see how this shit goes.

[07:34:45] Let's see how this goes.

[07:34:56] Any headset?

[07:34:57] I mean, these are active headsets, so they should work.

[07:35:04] they should work no problem

[07:35:34] I'll top tier. Yeah, it's probably the best gun in the game. Easily. Well, maybe something

[07:36:00] of them six one would be better but it's way up there it is way way way way way

[07:36:09] way up there super strong

[07:36:14] five minute drum

[07:37:00] Friday, 15 kills is raid easy.

[07:37:03] Oh wait, no, it's gonna suck.

[07:37:05] This class is gonna fucking suck, man.

[07:37:20] Free watermelons of moth-moth.

[07:38:00] Oh, that guy's doing the tank helmet shit too, everyone's, or is everyone doing this quest right now?

[07:38:21] Yo

[07:38:30] the

[07:38:52] same thing just happened to me but amusing the

[07:38:54] with a 15 rounder. Well, that might be fun.

[07:39:00] Boy, that low key might actually be fun.

[07:39:04] Probably won't work very well, though.

[07:39:09] I honestly, I don't think factory is the move for this.

[07:39:14] Ten.

[07:39:24] I think we do rep ammo.

[07:39:54] Just bring an actual gun to armor, it'll work way better.

[07:40:21] and

[07:40:47] should be good

[07:40:50] Hmm

[07:41:04] Okay, it's run out

[07:41:09] Hmm

[07:41:20] I'll be here tomorrow too a long time tomorrow was good great song very very good song do

[07:41:38] you want me to hug you so you're not cold no it's okay by the way that's okay

[07:41:44] I'll pass on that.

[07:42:09] You

[07:42:35] Merry Christmas, Tony and chat

[07:42:39] you.

[07:42:49] Thanks, swerving, thank you dead future.

[07:42:52] Thank you.

[07:43:26] I mean, it's Maui, you sack?

[07:43:31] Oh, you're the lulululu lulululu.

[07:43:34] I'm on a way to my room.

[07:43:38] I'm on a way.

[07:43:42] Another day sack, thank you so much for the five gifted brother.

[07:43:56] of

[07:44:03] the

[07:44:07] death

[07:44:10] of

[07:44:15] death

[07:44:20] of

[07:44:25] He's not the like mega fucking rat honestly like mega fucking rat

[07:44:36] That's how we're gonna get this quest done we have to be the element of surprise

[07:45:55] of

[07:46:15] that's a

[07:46:36] Wow!

[07:46:53] Did he just hammer that guy?

[07:46:56] Did he just hammer them?

[07:46:59] Did he just fucking beat his ass with a hammer?

[07:47:03] He died.

[07:47:06] Holy shit.

[07:47:08] Jill is insane.

[07:47:10] Did he just beat the shit out of him?

[07:47:14] No way.

[07:47:16] Let's fuck that up.

[07:47:24] The Jill are dead blow.

[07:47:26] Dude, he just fucking smacked them.

[07:47:28] Holy shit.

[07:47:30] Oh shit!

[07:47:34] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[07:47:54] No, it's a day!

[07:48:00] Thanks ATF shot my dogs. Thank you for the prima.

[07:48:09] Alright, we got the re-kill sword there, class fire.

[07:48:14] Fire.

[07:48:17] I

[07:48:31] So we've got the strat we're just gonna rat and just pop out and kill people in the legs

[07:48:39] We got it down

[07:48:41] Merry Christmas, you Merry Christmas. Thank you, John Wick.

[07:48:46] Everything.

[07:49:11] Okay. Let's go. I can bring a backpack, too.

[07:49:26] Alrighty, let's go. I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back. Hold up.

[07:49:38] Merry Christmas Tony. Long time fan love your videos you've taught me a lot of things.

[07:49:46] In the best.

[07:50:08] you

[07:50:38] you

[07:51:08] Merry Christmas.

[07:51:15] I need 12.

[07:51:45] kills now 12 more hello hello hand tracks thank you very much the big six three

[07:52:08] and

[07:52:24] that's a lot of sevens

[07:52:33] Let's go. Another three kills. Another, another three.

[07:52:43] We have more action.

[07:52:50] Yeah, I'm done.

[07:53:13] 1

[07:53:15] 1

[07:53:17] 1

[07:53:19] 1

[07:53:21] 1

[07:53:23] 1

[07:53:25] 1

[07:53:27] 1

[07:53:29] 1

[07:53:31] 1

[07:53:33] 1

[07:53:35] 1

[07:53:37] 1

[07:53:39] 1

[07:53:41] I don't have a cat.

[07:54:08] There's a scab right there, I think.

[07:54:38] I don't want to die!

[07:54:46] You see, from the rafters, we kill everybody.

[07:54:54] I don't want to die.

[07:54:59] I don't want to die!

[07:55:05] You sit in the rafters to have me kill everybody from off I fucking spy on a man, but I

[07:55:31] Was everyone else it's only three kills

[07:55:35] I'm so bad.

[07:55:45] Only three.

[07:55:58] Left forklift probably.

[07:56:02] Go Santa, go!

[07:56:04] Oh!

[07:56:25] Poor scabs in pain.

[07:56:31] For that guy.

[07:56:32] That shot him.

[07:56:34] This game is so easy when you just don't move.

[07:56:43] How easy it is.

[07:56:45] You just don't fucking move.

[07:56:49] That's sad out here.

[07:57:19] I

[07:57:24] Don't call it a comb I've been here for years. I want to be called

[07:57:34] What do I call it?

[07:57:36] Alright, I think this red's good, I'll kill like four people.

[07:57:47] There we did kill four.

[07:57:56] here.

[07:57:59] Let's get outta here.

[07:58:14] Yeah you can kill Santa this, this wipe.

[07:58:23] like you can kill Santa and it doesn't matter you don't lose any rep I don't

[07:58:28] think just freely murder him if you want

[07:58:34] shoot him if you want

[07:58:37] no choice

[07:58:45] no choice

[07:58:51] mmm

[07:59:04] Mm-mm

[07:59:08] More kills we got seven already way we're halfway done

[07:59:22] Tell I've been shooting for eight hours what the fuck when I've been

[07:59:29] See

[07:59:31] And the hell did that have them?

[07:59:34] I guess, yeah, it started eight hours ago.

[07:59:47] Yeah, it's a good point.

[07:59:50] A stew observation.

[07:59:55] I have grenades, because grenades will still count for this.

[08:00:17] Okay, let's get it on, should be at seven kills, eight more.

[08:00:43] And then we have to do, oh I couldn't even read it, but it's just a tank helmet after.

[08:00:49] That's made of bone.

[08:00:54] Worth wearing a beanie instead of a helmet.

[08:00:56] I don't know, that frostbite shit is hella annoying for me.

[08:01:00] I'm wearing a damn beanie.

[08:01:03] I have been enjoying it, not getting frostbite.

[08:01:06] I also haven't been shot in the head very much, and when I have been shot in the

[08:01:10] I don't think that the helmet would have even mattered

[08:01:22] Factories not indoors and maybe some parts of factory, but you get frostbite in factory

[08:01:40] I don't really need a helm in this game.

[08:01:48] No, they don't do much.

[08:01:50] Early wipe, kind of, sort of, because people don't have good ammo, but once people start

[08:01:54] getting...

[08:01:55] Once people start getting good ammo, it basically does nothing.

[08:01:59] Every now and then, it might save you, but...

[08:02:04] I

[08:02:08] Bob-A-Clava doesn't help nope

[08:02:10] Nope, no Bob-A-Clava

[08:02:12] Gotta be like a hat. Maybe you shumka or beanie type of deal

[08:02:17] your winter hat

[08:02:27] That's your

[08:02:34] I'll get rid of the window.

[08:02:46] I get rid of the window spawn on streets all in the corner by Concordia.

[08:03:10] Yeah.

[08:03:12] So sit in your spawn and don't leave it spawn?

[08:03:19] Look at my job.

[08:03:21] That one.

[08:03:22] Thank you, Grimbor.

[08:03:29] We're in the corner.

[08:03:40] What's up, just look at my radar, you know me.

[08:03:50] Chillin' in my radar, I know how we get down, and that kind of's a beanier.

[08:04:09] I think it does.

[08:04:11] I think you can rather stand out.

[08:04:16] Stand out a little bit, but don't worry.

[08:04:39] and

[08:04:54] I'm sorry.

[08:05:00] Mom?

[08:05:20] I have no fucking...

[08:05:22] you

[08:05:24] Merry Christmas, Tony in chess

[08:05:35] There's up there you can tell he's down here or not

[08:05:52] Oh wow, he was walking by that hella fast.

[08:06:04] I don't know why he re-peaked that, but he's dead as fuck.

[08:06:48] Oh, let's talk about this.

[08:07:10] What the fuck, okay.

[08:07:32] Okay.

[08:07:34] Alright.

[08:07:36] All right, I don't know. I don't know. He's on a left hand too.

[08:07:54] What's up Tony? 38 months and still learning from you. Thanks.

[08:07:58] I'm sorry, that was that was Thorax killing.

[08:08:09] What are you fucking shooting me with?

[08:08:11] He didn't headshot me.

[08:08:15] Thorax.

[08:08:18] I don't know, but I thought that was a headshot dude. I instantly died

[08:08:34] Like instantly died

[08:09:18] I just don't know what you want, but you won't.

[08:09:22] Oh, this makes my life easy.

[08:09:25] I don't have to buy a fucking armor or anything like that.

[08:09:32] How many more of these kills do I need, will I get two less, Raiden?

[08:09:56] I said I literally don't even know I'm just doing it anyway and then I report the guy purely because it wasn't that generous through the rock shots

[08:10:16] Well, what are we watching a flame for that? What did I do? I literally said I don't know

[08:10:26] I'm calling up Nikita right now and getting that guy banned for cheating in my game.

[08:10:52] I just text the Nikita on the band that guy he beat me no no

[08:11:07] I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.

[08:11:37] No helmet no I need to do this quest with no helmet can't have a helmet with this quest

[08:11:51] I'm just, the mag is empty, really. Too late anyway. I can't fill it up. We'll make it

[08:12:05] a quick raid. No blood, I don't need that mag. You can't back out of a queues very quickly.

[08:12:13] you have to be quick to do it you have to be quick to back out of them

[08:12:43] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.

[08:13:08] I can hear you.

[08:13:12] I'm not sure if I can get that.

[08:13:28] All right, I need to wake up.

[08:13:30] Holy shit, something that looks news a little bit.

[08:13:33] 8-1 again.

[08:14:33] Okay, someone's on my right there.

[08:14:59] I don't know where these guys are, it's only us going crazy right now.

[08:15:26] Okay, it's definitely a pile.

[08:16:25] The scabs are fucking me!

[08:16:44] I don't know what to do with it.

[08:17:11] I don't know what to do.

[08:17:42] of

[08:17:46] the

[08:17:48] fact that was a scab

[08:17:53] that the

[08:17:55] that's where the guy I heard him too. That's not good.

[08:18:25] Where is everyone?

[08:18:32] That guy there.

[08:18:41] I

[08:19:11] Of course these guys just sitting in the back there like why the fuck wouldn't they be right?

[08:19:32] I bet you just ran away into the extract now.

[08:19:41] Yep, he just ran away.

[08:19:48] You gotta be kidding me.

[08:19:55] Yep.

[08:19:57] Oh my god.

[08:20:00] Alright, well, this red shock.

[08:20:02] Fuck it, let's reset.

[08:20:05] This is fucked.

[08:20:08] It's fucked.

[08:20:38] Mmm-hmm snoring. Thanks for the primer. I got a run-through

[08:20:46] I killed Santa Claus and I got a run-through

[08:20:50] the fuck

[08:20:53] Just do it

[08:20:55] I could find good Santa Claus that I get a run-through what the fuck is this?

[08:21:00] What the shit man?

[08:21:08] I'll be a lot of

[08:21:53] Okay, more killing.

[08:21:57] Time for more killing.

[08:22:00] Any benefit to killing Santa?

[08:22:03] You can loot him.

[08:22:06] I guess you can loot him.

[08:22:07] Oh, I didn't mean to leave the game, whoops.

[08:22:12] Armor, I can't wear armor for this quest.

[08:22:15] It's a no armor type of quest.

[08:22:17] That's why I'm going real slow in these raids.

[08:22:23] no armor type of deal

[08:22:28] the

[08:22:44] I do come on. Let's go. Let me in.

[08:22:51] You're level 45 in this quest. I have no idea. It just popped up when I logged in.

[08:22:59] I'm not sure what you need.

[08:23:01] I don't know, I don't think it says right, I don't know what to say, six more kills though,

[08:23:19] not bad.

[08:23:20] There's six more.

[08:23:31] Hmm

[08:23:51] Oh

[08:23:53] Damn

[08:23:55] Damn

[08:24:27] makes a lot of sense, I know.

[08:24:31] Makes a lot, a lot of sense.

[08:24:35] Makes a ton of sense.

[08:24:40] Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

[08:24:46] Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

[08:25:27] How about them?

[08:25:48] Oh, good song

[08:25:57] of

[08:26:04] the

[08:26:09] of

[08:26:11] the

[08:26:13] of

[08:26:15] the

[08:26:17] of

[08:26:19] the

[08:26:21] of

[08:26:23] the

[08:26:25] That's you! You got to fucking shoot!

[08:26:32] I'm gonna die or not?

[08:26:40] Never mind. Never mind. He swung it wide for me.

[08:26:45] Shut up, Nikita! I can't fucking hear!

[08:26:55] I

[08:27:25] I just shit on that man I just shit on that man I just actually

[08:27:54] I am not just a voice. I am stuck in the stream.

[08:27:59] Tony won't let me leave. I miss my family. I'm starving.

[08:28:03] Tana, go get him.

[08:28:04] Get me out, Jack, please.

[08:28:11] Defecated on that, man.

[08:28:15] Fine.

[08:28:16] Fine?

[08:28:21] Fine?

[08:28:22] What?

[08:28:23] Blyat!

[08:28:24] I'm gonna have to kill over here, I can smell him.

[08:28:38] That's the fire.

[08:28:44] But maybe that was...

[08:29:09] Hey we got all the kills! Let's go baby! I'm fucking sick!

[08:29:12] When I put AP in this Johnson?

[08:29:15] Where's our AP in this Johnson one?

[08:29:18] Where's it at?

[08:29:20] Oh, it's at 8, look I'm dumb. I'm almost naked.

[08:29:25] I saws 15, that was easy.

[08:29:31] Oh my god.

[08:29:32] Oh no, you got no legs!

[08:29:35] Dad, you got no legs!

[08:29:37] No legs.

[08:29:42] You did it, Dan!

[08:29:47] Alright, take it out.

[08:29:52] Why did you hide those years with me?

[08:29:57] Take me.

[08:30:00] Get out.

[08:30:05] I'm not.

[08:30:17] I remind him.

[08:30:19] I

[08:30:34] Ft now we come damn I got six pms. Holy shit. I'm good gun in that raid naked man

[08:30:43] 6v1 naked man on factory no way

[08:30:49] good lord

[08:31:03] now we have to go tank helmet blow it out

[08:31:08] honestly tank well no tank helmets probably worse because you can't hear

[08:31:13] tank helmet sweep incoming

[08:31:46] Thanks for all the joy though at the year. Thank you. Thank you

[08:32:04] You had it figured out

[08:32:13] There's my time

[08:32:16] Oh.

[08:32:46] Merry Christmas, bro.

[08:32:51] Merry Christmas to you as well, Jay.

[08:32:55] Alright, we got to get the armor now.

[08:32:59] The armor now!

[08:33:16] 15 kills. 15 PMC's baby. 15. You can use the in ears.

[08:33:34] Really?

[08:33:48] And along.

[08:33:49] Oh

[08:34:13] As one of the drops and they're on the the uh the fourth right January fourth day in this year

[08:34:19] Okay, so it's the morning of the 4th, but the morning of the 4th, the white, thanks

[08:34:44] for the 5 gifted, brother.

[08:34:46] Christmas plans? This. This.

[08:34:58] Longstream the ninth. What? The ninth? What the hell is the ninth?

[08:35:06] I don't know actually I'm not sure what the actual plan is I'm not sure it will definitely

[08:35:29] be going all day every day until the first I don't know it's gonna happen after the

[08:35:34] firsts. Not sure about after the firsts.

[08:35:42] and

[08:35:52] the

[08:36:10] At some point I hate to leave my house, you know, at some point I need to

[08:36:24] Oh

[08:36:29] More

[08:37:10] trickstaring me

[08:37:40] I just got shot in the throat by something, but they ain't gate 3.

[08:37:53] Wait, tank helmet doesn't keep me warm.

[08:38:00] What?

[08:38:01] Alright.

[08:38:02] I'm gonna go get the gun.

[08:38:07] I'm gonna go get the gun.

[08:38:14] I'm gonna go get the gun.

[08:38:21] Okay. What? Alright. I have come to grips with the fact that factory is a map where you

[08:38:41] just don't move. This is what you do. You just do not move. You just absolutely just

[08:38:51] crouch walk and sit in an elevated position.

[08:39:01] That's what you do.

[08:39:09] I feel as firm as I got me.

[08:39:21] Oh, we got one kill 14 more to go 14 more to go

[08:39:42] So, my eyes.

[08:39:49] Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

[08:39:52] Get my 10K helmet.

[08:39:57] Let me get my 10K helmet.

[08:40:08] What did I do for fence?

[08:40:11] I did. Wow. I did that. Okay. Did that cost my accident?

[08:40:34] Always jamming here brother. Many Christmas y'all. Thank you brother.

[08:40:41] You

[08:41:11] You

[08:41:35] Want to rely to ammo aren't I

[08:41:41] Okay, we're good

[08:42:07] All right, let me go check on my cat. I will be right back. Hold on

[08:42:11] you

[08:42:41] you

[08:43:11] you

[08:43:41] you

[08:44:11] you

[08:44:41] this

[08:44:58] that he's doing great case you were wondering

[08:45:06] one rate easy

[08:45:11] for some reason people sit completely still until you get around the corner or they have 5,000 hours on the game

[08:45:16] but now I have actually done more than 15 rates and have not quit yet smile

[08:45:21] really done with them to add four more cap items right as I am along the collector task

[08:45:26] one of four found found

[08:45:31] It sucks. I feel your pain.

[08:45:37] Merry Christmas.

[08:46:31] That's underground there.

[08:46:51] I don't know what that is.

[08:46:57] Come on, Machin!

[08:46:59] of

[08:47:06] the

[08:47:12] death

[08:47:19] of

[08:47:21] the

[08:47:23] death

[08:47:28] of

[08:47:35] death

[08:47:38] of

[08:47:43] death

[08:48:16] right in front of me on the other side of the wall.

[08:48:46] I was right there, where he was underground, can't tell, I don't want to hear him anymore.

[08:49:12] I don't know what that class is.

[08:49:42] Oh, so, uh, eat bag of chips.

[08:50:12] There he is! Fuck him!

[08:50:35] Eat bag of chips

[08:50:42] Nice.

[08:50:43] Nice.

[08:50:44] Alright, let's get out of here and get some kills, that's good, good little run.

[08:50:53] Not a bad little run.

[08:50:55] Never mind, I don't have a goddamn key, we're going the other way.

[08:51:02] Go in the other way.

[08:51:05] Go in the other way

[08:51:08] You supposed to be a nighttime factory. I don't know

[08:51:12] It was in my factory and now he's dead in my factory. So whatever he did he did the right thing

[08:51:24] Yeah

[08:51:27] Hey Santa Claus

[08:51:35] I don't know what to say about that.

[08:51:44] Hey, you think it's Yamada?

[08:51:47] Dude, I need quarks and tie-effects.

[08:51:51] Thank you, fellas.

[08:51:55] Why is the water not frozen if the game is realistic?

[08:51:58] Because it has deposited sediment, aka doodoo, in it.

[08:52:05] And that lowers the freezing temperature of the liquid.

[08:52:14] Water with doodoo in it freezes at colder temperatures and water without doodoo in it.

[08:52:20] Fun fact.

[08:52:23] Fun fact.

[08:52:27] I meant raises, now it lowers the freezing point, it has to be colder for it to freeze.

[08:52:40] Like salt water has a lower freezing point than regular non-salt water.

[08:52:57] What are you doing

[08:53:27] This guy's running like a shoe stop and now on factory

[08:53:57] I'll be right back.

[08:54:15] make Jeff Bezos

[08:54:17] Wait.

[08:54:23] Subscribe with your Prime. It's all for free on Jeff Bezos.

[08:54:26] If you let it be unused it is a crime

[08:54:43] I'm sorry there real hungry

[08:54:47] How many of these kills we got god damn it we got four out of 15. We are on our way

[08:54:52] way. We are on our way. I mean I'm gonna be proud. I mean I didn't rhyme orange with

[08:54:59] door hinge so I don't think he'll be that proud. Fuck me puppy. I don't know about

[08:55:10] about.

[08:55:40] The little glitch. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very, very, very much. Glitch. Thank you, sir.

[08:55:52] Okay, you're very much.

[08:55:59] Masala munch. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you, Masala.

[08:56:10] I need some food. Thank you very much guys. I'm a hungry boy. What are we getting?

[08:56:23] What strikes my fancy tonight?

[08:56:29] Actually, I don't even know what's open. It's Christmas Eve. The Chinese joints are open.

[08:56:36] The Indian joints open.

[08:56:40] I just eat sushi. Yeah, now I'm hungry again. What do you mean? What do you mean?

[08:57:08] I don't know if a butter chicken will fill me up though.

[08:57:23] I don't think a butter chicken will fill me up.

[08:57:32] All right.

[08:57:33] Of course, Chad's gonna turp in about that, all right.

[08:57:37] All right

[08:57:43] Merry Christmas from Brazil Tony Alvino

[08:57:55] Just walk like a scab they'll never anticipate us

[08:58:07] What the fuck is he doing there?

[08:58:14] His name is 6-7, he deserved every fucking bit of that.

[08:58:20] Damn, that guy just got shit on him.

[08:58:26] He had a fucking Tarjilla helmet and I just pooped on him.

[08:58:33] that a guy that's legs

[08:58:46] so legs

[08:58:50] we have legs press all legs

[08:58:57] those are definitely scab legs that I saw.

[08:59:13] I want some of these guys to get out of the way.

[08:59:15] These are in level 2. What the fuck is this guy wearing?

[08:59:20] um

[08:59:23] Of course of course

[08:59:32] Never heard that guy probably because I have a tank helmet on

[08:59:39] I moved yeah I could have killed that guy though if I just they like cut that corner sharper I probably

[08:59:50] probably would have killed him I would have left way was that had jaws yeah

[09:00:04] what a matter or I guess I might have a face shield I would have been fine wasn't

[09:00:09] even a good ammo.

[09:00:24] Thanks DNA nuke.

[09:00:27] Thank you.

[09:00:39] I mean, the thing is fucking working, I don't have that much, well I actually have plenty

[09:00:59] I am afford

[09:01:09] As well use it

[09:01:29] the

[09:01:41] I don't know if that's what I'm going to get sounds delicious but it doesn't sound very

[09:02:04] You're filling. I don't know. I would eat like two butter chickens probably.

[09:02:34] I think the tank helmet kills are harder than the other kills for real.

[09:02:55] The other ones were doing a little bit faster.

[09:02:57] One more way.

[09:03:18] Not riding enough probably.

[09:03:20] We're going to change that.

[09:03:22] We're going to change that.

[09:03:26] but first

[09:03:40] It sounds good right now

[09:03:45] I don't even know it's Christmas Eve. I don't even know what the fuck is open. Nothing's open

[09:03:51] Nothing's fucking open

[09:03:56] I

[09:04:01] Mean Chinese is open and he's oh Denny's is open it's a Denny's did some Denny's

[09:04:12] is

[09:04:22] that he's what's up

[09:04:24] what's up

[09:04:25] what the fuck is up that he's

[09:04:32] I'm going to get Chinese, maybe, some sesame chicken, that sounds kind of gas right now.

[09:04:52] Sesame chicken

[09:05:05] Or speed chili beef that sounds like it'll heart my insides if I eat it that's row

[09:05:13] Well, I heart my insides if I eat it

[09:05:15] Sounds like it will.

[09:05:22] Were you on the way?

[09:05:29] Sounds like it'll hurt my insides.

[09:05:34] You know my love.

[09:05:41] and

[09:05:47] I don't know man

[09:05:53] and

[09:06:00] I'm spawning again, dead jogging.

[09:06:30] Oh

[09:06:44] Down

[09:07:00] I

[09:07:15] Oh, we just fucking kill that man. He's a little pussy

[09:07:30] Oh, we just killed him.

[09:07:41] And we just killed that guy too!

[09:07:44] Cause I took his legs out and he ran into my grenade.

[09:07:51] That made right there.

[09:08:00] Oh, thank you for your contributions to my stash, guys.

[09:08:22] Wow, baby, you're not a one-way.

[09:08:25] You're so kind.

[09:08:26] Thank you so much.

[09:08:27] Wow, guys.

[09:08:30] That's what I wanted for Christmas. Thank you.

[09:08:33] It's some 5581 ammo. Oh, you shouldn't have.

[09:08:37] Oh, but you really should have. Thank you.

[09:08:43] Four level six plates. Oh, you're too kind.

[09:08:46] You're far too kind. You're far too kind.

[09:08:52] Thank you all.

[09:09:05] Time to go.

[09:09:12] And of course.

[09:09:44] Three more come on. We're almost done. What's that?

[09:09:48] We're so close just three more one more good rat rage just our blasts and everybody, but

[09:09:53] easy

[09:09:55] Maybe I could get a little

[09:09:58] You got some fucking food to get just get panda

[09:10:03] a

[09:10:10] roll

[09:10:10] here subscribe fuck yeah I'm drunk as fuck fuck yeah

[09:10:14] pan the teriyaki chicken

[09:10:19] that panda teriyaki chicken

[09:10:27] What

[09:10:38] Oh million million XP raid

[09:10:43] Six kills that right easy money, baby

[09:10:48] easy money

[09:10:49] Sweet fire chicken with all sweet fire chicken. Is that a panda?

[09:10:53] Sweet fire chicken breasts, what's with you guys and all the spicy shit

[09:11:23] I don't prefer spicy food to non-spicy food by any means.

[09:11:39] I'd much rather unspicy food that tastes equally as good.

[09:11:45] I don't know if it's the case, but.

[09:11:57] I saw this gun on the flame.

[09:12:00] And many Christmas.

[09:12:03] Marigremas, Marigremas.

[09:12:33] This is not repairing.

[09:13:02] There we go.

[09:13:04] Oh, my god.

[09:13:20] There we go. There we go.

[09:13:22] Go on that.

[09:13:24] I need a stem.

[09:13:26] I don't even need a stem.

[09:13:28] I'll use the stem.

[09:13:32] game just broke fight yo

[09:13:38] highland mark you are looking very pretty

[09:13:48] thank you thank you thank you thank you

[09:13:53] games broken

[09:13:56] in the

[09:14:07] clout and he for the five get the ground

[09:14:12] to keep a long

[09:14:17] and

[09:14:19] I guess we're just getting the

[09:14:24] Yeah.

[09:14:31] Yeah.

[09:14:35] Authentic Chinese.

[09:14:41] Listen, I've been to China twice. It's actually pretty authentic.

[09:14:46] pretty authentic

[09:15:13] alrighty lets get our three kills

[09:15:15] Oh boy. Oh boy.

[09:15:22] All right, what am I getting from Panda? What do you guys like? What's something new to try? What do

[09:15:26] you guys like? What's good? Everyone says orange chicken, right? Everyone's always on that orange

[09:15:37] chicken, a panda, or Bayesian beef is whatever.

[09:16:07] and

[09:16:14] the

[09:16:17] right

[09:16:19] and

[09:16:21] the

[09:16:23] the

[09:16:25] the

[09:16:27] the

[09:16:29] the

[09:16:31] the

[09:16:33] the

[09:16:35] Thank you for 31 months. Black Sea. Thank you for the sub. Thank you. Nothing. Cloud. Thank

[09:16:43] you. Moraza. Thank you. Down under Steve. Is that Australian Steve? Is that why you're

[09:16:49] down under? Thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you, brother. Thank you,

[09:16:54] Glee-Mies. Merry Christmas to gentlemen, ladies, aliens, fish, reptilians, crab people.

[09:17:02] Merry Christmas to you all.

[09:17:04] Well, I don't think the crab people celebrate Christmas.

[09:17:09] Nugget, thank you very much for the five gifted as well, brother.

[09:17:17] Thank you very, very much, Nugget.

[09:17:28] Shatter, thank you for the five gifted as well.

[09:17:31] Let me just give him a nice tip

[09:17:38] Give him a nice tip it was Christmas Eve

[09:17:52] Your crab man

[09:17:54] crab people crab crab people crab people crab crab people

[09:18:02] I

[09:18:14] Fuck

[09:18:31] but I robbed that kill.

[09:18:40] I did. I stole his fucking kill.

[09:18:44] Let's see

[09:18:49] He sounds like he's dying this is

[09:19:06] Risky business but risky business sometimes pays off

[09:19:09] We're done. We just got the new gear, buds.

[09:19:35] Holy shit.

[09:19:36] I'm sorry 25 on factory is a move.

[09:19:45] I don't know what I get from these fucking earbuds that we're going to find out, I just

[09:19:49] finished the quest for them.

[09:19:54] I'm not sure what we get.

[09:19:58] Those 30 PMc kills with the whack job loadouts.

[09:20:04] It better be good.

[09:20:05] The Sims Pro Flex Tactical Earplug.

[09:20:35] I'm sure you know who you are.

[09:20:42] Who else are you?

[09:20:46] Who are you?

[09:20:48] Who are you?

[09:20:51] You.

[09:21:00] I

[09:21:05] You know, there's double thanks idle

[09:21:15] What do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what do we get what is it?

[09:21:21] What is that?

[09:21:28] What are I buying from

[09:21:30] If you're gonna try this one, you can click on the link that is in the description below.

[09:21:47] Wow.

[09:21:48] We gotta test these out.

[09:21:50] Do I have an Alton helmet or anything?

[09:21:51] Just had two Zula masks.

[09:21:53] Oh, I got this.

[09:21:56] you

[09:22:26] Let's see how these things are.

[09:22:56] Okay, I'm going to turn off the stream and then I'm going to turn off the stream.

[09:23:21] the

[09:23:30] all righty what

[09:23:32] done are we going to use with these things

[09:23:35] this is about 308, AK308

[09:23:42] um wait what is even in this? why is all this wacko shit in here?

[09:23:51] That was from like a Gluhar killer, so I never emptied that out.

[09:24:06] Grenade only challenge, lol.

[09:24:10] Oh, I don't know about that.

[09:24:15] I mean impact grenades, maybe impact grenades, and a MCX curious how good these earphones

[09:24:43] are going to be

[09:25:05] One lab worth one labyrinth rate is a hundred kxp now what they raised the XP on labyrinth. They didn't lower it

[09:25:19] Oh because the transit bonus is increased

[09:25:23] Because you're still transiting. Oh

[09:25:27] Fuck wait labyrinth is like God's here XP them

[09:25:31] All right, we got to figure this going offline raid with scabs so we can test out this.

[09:25:38] So we can test out this here hearing on these things and VUDO thank you very much for 10

[09:25:47] gifted subs.

[09:25:48] Thank you so much VUDO.

[09:25:49] You guys down there you owe that.

[09:25:52] Thank you.

[09:25:54] I stop box the fuck is a stop box

[09:26:09] Hi daddy Tony, do you listen to nothing more seven hundred and seventy seven six to leave

[09:26:16] 77 six to leave

[09:26:18] band

[09:26:21] The band

[09:26:24] Oh my god, Envudo. Another 10. Thank you very much. Thank you Envudo.

[09:26:33] I can hear you.

[09:26:40] Wow, you can hear with them, though.

[09:26:53] I'm shot to hell over here.

[09:27:23] and shots are so quiet with them

[09:27:53] and these headphones might actually be pretty good for footsteps

[09:28:05] they sound weird as shit but you can hear footsteps with them

[09:28:18] I think I'm going to be able to

[09:28:25] do it again.

[09:28:28] This seemed pretty good.

[09:28:36] They seem pretty good as it's an offline ring.

[09:28:40] It's an offline ring.

[09:28:42] It doesn't count.

[09:28:44] It's offline.

[09:28:47] a normal headset no way but you can wear them with Alton helmets out of fucking

[09:28:53] Alton helmet on the rain you can hear all the footsteps or I don't know about

[09:28:58] all of them but you definitely hear

[09:29:07] could definitely hear

[09:29:17] All right now what do we do? I unlock the headphones. We unlocked the headphones. Now what?

[09:29:34] Where shall we go?

[09:29:45] I need 200kxp.

[09:29:53] Well, if I do labyrinth, we're not bringing an MCX.

[09:29:57] Not much, I know.

[09:30:04] I

[09:30:11] Have so many guns that I've put away today look at this my old fucking stashes like

[09:30:16] Just guns that I was using and then stopped using for one reason or another

[09:30:34] I need a different bag.

[09:31:04] I love that shit.

[09:31:32] it. Let me get the eagle on the X.

[09:31:45] 740. Why not?

[09:31:49] Why the hell not? We need a food and a drink. We need an

[09:31:52] SJ6 and a Trimadal.

[09:31:55] Okay, and I need the keys, the keys.

[09:32:02] All right, let's go.

[09:32:05] Okay, and I need the keys.

[09:32:10] Okay, and I need the keys, the keys.

[09:32:15] Okay, and I need the keys, the keys.

[09:32:20] Let's go. Let's see what we get. Let's see what we, let's see what we get. Lots of lovers

[09:32:37] cover more than the Thor. Does it have neck protection?

[09:32:54] The Thor is good. There's just that other proper armor that has neck protection,

[09:32:58] but neck protection is only tier three anyway.

[09:33:04] Unless you're on factory or map, we're expecting shotguns. It's really not any better

[09:33:09] I don't think it's gonna matter.

[09:33:37] I don't think it's going to matter at all to the Death Shadow.

[09:33:46] Put some eye drops in as we're getting real dry.

[09:33:51] I'm still here. We're just getting eye drops in.

[09:34:07] and

[09:34:30] No blinkers here man, no blinkers on.

[09:34:55] Just cover by, it's not a cover, it's a Treyu.

[09:35:23] remade this album this year. I like totally redid it.

[09:35:39] You. You. I think that's soldier boy.

[09:35:53] you

[09:36:53] Merry Christmas.

[09:36:55] Do you have a hi-fi or home theater set up?

[09:36:59] No.

[09:37:01] Fuck I look like...

[09:37:03] No.

[09:37:09] No.

[09:37:23] I don't know what's a hi-fi is that like audio oh my god the ambient noise with

[09:37:32] these headphones is so loud wait these things aren't even oh it's like in a

[09:37:39] fucking wind tunnel in here good gracious buyers wind bow one you get

[09:37:50] Thank you so much for the holy shit. Thank you very very much for that. Blame. Thank you.

[09:37:56] Blonde. Thank you. I'm in a wind tunnel.

[09:38:02] Wush.

[09:38:06] Wush.

[09:38:10] Wush. Wow. Wush.

[09:38:20] Wait, do you not get frostbite with an Alton helmet or is it because I'm on drugs?

[09:38:29] Oh, no, you got it.

[09:38:32] Burrr!

[09:38:33] It's cold in here.

[09:38:36] Burrr!

[09:38:38] Oh boy, I'm really frozen now.

[09:38:49] I couldn't I couldn't see the edges of my screen anyway so I don't really care about this

[09:39:04] I feel like I'm a bionicle in one of those pods at least to come in bionicle in this bionicle pod

[09:39:19] I'm just chilling in my pod.

[09:39:29] It's a reference here, but the best thing is everyone knows the reference though.

[09:39:41] That's the thing.

[09:39:47] Well, if you don't know what a bionicle is, your childhood sucked, and I pity you.

[09:39:54] I think that's a bit harsh, but...

[09:39:57] And, uh, the bionicle days, come on now.

[09:42:30] We have level 4 poverty shit.

[09:42:33] At least my level of my front page is so good, we'll be fine.

[09:42:49] Merry Christmas, Tonian's Chats.

[09:42:52] House of Rades and Christmas Events.

[09:42:55] So far so good.

[09:43:00] So far so good

[09:43:12] Yeah, which bi-onicles did you guys have which ones did you have and there's only one right fucking answer

[09:43:24] Not to pull up the original bi-onicles

[09:43:30] I

[09:43:38] Original roster oh shit there they are dude. There's the roster bro

[09:43:46] Damn cuz

[09:43:48] Damn cuz

[09:43:51] Laybussy claws to come in my chair the red one the white one and the green one of them. Oh, yeah

[09:43:57] Yeah. Nobody wanted the brown one, but Loki, the black one was sick too, but the green

[09:44:04] one had the axe.

[09:44:07] Man, bro, look at that shit.

[09:44:12] Holy moly.

[09:44:13] Put a throwback.

[09:44:14] Look at the bionicle pods.

[09:44:15] Pods!

[09:44:16] I

[09:44:19] Put a throwback look the biomedical pods pods

[09:44:33] I have returned to watch you again after a long back. I'm enjoying this one point zero so far and fun

[09:44:40] It's been fun, I've been enjoying it a lot.

[09:44:44] Remember the movie?

[09:44:45] Fuck yeah, I remember the Bionicle movie, they had Bionicle Game Boy games and shit, dude.

[09:44:49] They had a whole, like, they made a whole fucking franchise out of that.

[09:44:53] It was crazy.

[09:44:57] Where's my Panda Express?

[09:44:58] I want my Panda.

[09:45:01] I want my Panda.

[09:45:05] I want my panda, panda, panda, panda.

[09:45:35] What the hell?

[09:45:52] What the hell?

[09:45:55] Lookin' at these panda panda like broads in Atlanta.

[09:46:00] Yep.

[09:46:01] Yup.

[09:46:02] Orange chicken panda.

[09:46:04] What's that song goes?

[09:46:11] Wait, why don't they give me an estimated wait time for this?

[09:46:20] They don't give me an estimated wait time for Labyrinth.

[09:46:24] I don't know. But why don't they

[09:46:32] give me an estimated wait time

[09:46:33] for this? They don't give me an

[09:46:34] estimated wait time for

[09:46:36] labyrinth. I have not played

[09:46:40] duck off. No, I've heard. I

[09:46:41] heard it's actually pretty good.

[09:46:43] That game had more players in

[09:46:45] this game. How wild is that?

[09:46:48] Escape from duck off had like

[09:46:50] higher peak concurrent players

[09:46:52] What world do we live in what world do we live in is it just single player

[09:47:12] Is just single player

[09:47:14] I mean honestly it's that goes to show you like what types of games to become more successful

[09:47:18] They just have more like mainstream wide appeal to people

[09:47:22] Yeah, like most people want to play a game where it's just like chill and stress-free.

[09:47:31] What is it?

[09:47:38] What is it?

[09:47:43] Neighbor.

[09:47:45] He's locked into something and that was going back to bed.

[09:48:00] What the fuck can I do?

[09:48:14] Okay, we're in the labyrinth.

[09:48:23] I

[09:48:28] Not tonight no no it's don't lie and it's not

[09:48:33] Let's go

[09:48:38] Get the key unlock the door

[09:48:42] Open the other door

[09:48:44] The stairs 180 return jump the gap look for the wheel no wheel look for the wheel the wheel grab the wheel

[09:48:51] Go downstairs, 180, out the gate, out the other gate, place the grill, go past the steamers, and now we're live.

[09:49:04] Now we got the kills of Bossman.

[09:49:21] of

[09:49:28] the

[09:49:31] death of

[09:49:36] death

[09:49:40] of

[09:49:46] love your turning have been watching on the

[09:49:59] But I

[09:50:06] Thank you, brother

[09:50:11] My guys green

[09:50:15] What that looks like

[09:50:29] Somebody just opened Ninja Turtle Guru.

[09:50:55] I'm out of here, I like no more armor left, I'm out of here, I'm out of here, I'm out

[09:51:25] Basically zero. I'm curious how much XP this is gonna be. I only killed one other AI

[09:51:34] It's gonna be more they buffed so they buff the amount of XP that you get

[09:51:39] From transiting so labyrinth got a XP buff essentially because you always have to transit to labyrinth

[09:51:50] You have to so

[09:51:53] The transiting in general gives you more XP than it used to

[09:52:06] John 88,000 for that and I only killed one of them. What the fuck?

[09:52:15] Wait, I only killed one minion only one of them spawned

[09:52:19] And I killed a scab and a player before that 88,000

[09:52:26] What the fuck

[09:52:33] Well, that's the fuck labyrinth labyrinth five stack is just the meta for X like we're just labored the general

[09:52:39] That is the fucking metaphor leveling up

[09:52:45] That is crazy

[09:52:49] million XP rate well at that rate how much XP would I would a million how many transits

[09:53:00] do you have to do to get the 10x multiplier?

[09:53:04] You have to do 15 transits, but labyrinth could be the last one, right?

[09:53:16] You have to transit 14 times, then go to shoreline on the last one, and then...

[09:53:22] Well, you actually might not even need to do that because you're going to get XP

[09:53:33] in the other raids a little bit at least maybe nothing significant though

[09:53:39] thoughts on the latest bad omens that's pretty good it's pretty good although I

[09:53:47] think Dream Wake is one of the like this is one of the best albums that's

[09:53:52] come out a while on this genre

[09:53:56] how have the raids been today?

[09:54:00] they have been great

[09:54:11] they have been great quite good

[09:54:56] I'm going to say I were to do this, this, if you were to transit 15 times, you need food

[09:55:06] and water, you need a bunch of ammo, 15 transits is a long, that's a lot of just like being

[09:55:19] in raids which means food and drink too.

[09:55:25] It's a lot of painkillers too.

[09:55:35] Streets kill Caban, interchange back to streets.

[09:55:40] Yeah but that's also dangerous. I don't I don't think you would need to do

[09:55:43] much. I think you would just have to go, you just have to stack the

[09:55:48] transits and they get all the XP in labyrinth. And that'll give you a million, I think. Well,

[09:55:54] actually, you know, you'd have to get a little bit more. You would actually have to get a little

[09:55:58] bit more because the labyrinth is like, you have to think about the base XP, you need like a 100k

[09:56:10] base XP which labyrinth is like 40 something from 50 maybe and then you have

[09:56:17] to do you have to kill a like Caban twice two or three Caban kills that's so

[09:56:26] much fucking ammo though you need so much ammo on you

[09:56:40] you

[09:57:10] I'm off Calante and killer. Or just bring it in. Or just bring it in. I'm out. I need

[09:57:25] to put it in. Should I try it? What's actually the move here though to do this? Would you

[09:57:35] you go interchange the streets back to interchange that's going to take so long to do.

[09:58:05] I think you're just you're actually going to die if you just go if you go

[09:58:11] Caban killer caban killer you'll eventually die

[09:58:21] I think you go

[09:58:24] Ground zero streets is not it could be a move

[09:58:31] Or interchange streets interchange streets interchange streets

[09:58:35] Why else is shoreline and back and forth?

[09:58:45] Yeah

[09:58:50] I don't know this this will take hours to do though like literally hours won't it

[09:58:58] I don't fuck it

[09:58:59] Let's just go streets and just keep transiting streets.

[09:59:02] Just Kilkabon transit, Kilkabon transit,

[09:59:05] Kilkabon transit, let me run the bathroom guys, hold on.

[09:59:07] And what was my food here now?

[09:59:17] Oh, it's not, it's almost here.

[09:59:19] All right, hold up, we'll be right back.

[09:59:49] you

[10:00:19] you

[10:00:49] you

[10:01:19] you

[10:01:49] here we are. We are back.

[10:01:57] What's up, bud? I appreciate

[10:02:03] what you're doing. I'm very

[10:02:05] clapped. Thank you very much,

[10:02:07] brother. Thank you, sir.

[10:02:19] would say forget for Christmas

[10:02:27] he's listening i can't say right here

[10:02:30] here

[10:02:33] will hear me

[10:02:35] stare now he's like i want to build means

[10:02:38] spill the beans on listening

[10:02:41] i got a whole truckload of toys

[10:02:46] a fucking truckload

[10:02:52] And a brand new shock hour

[10:03:16] You're in for a surprise, bud. You're in for a surprise. Surprise. I don't even have

[10:03:31] I'm on a vassaline for this shit, dude.

[10:03:44] Sure, eventually, well, you know, the more I think about it,

[10:03:48] Translating 15 times sounds really simple.

[10:04:01] I'm going to ask that to you every day I do.

[10:04:30] I don't know why I'm here like an MP5 shooting a sniper scav over there.

[10:04:56] Thanks for the good times.

[10:05:03] Okay.

[10:05:08] Thanks for the good times.

[10:05:16] Yo.

[10:05:23] Okay.

[10:05:38] Is that a dead scab on that?

[10:05:59] Oh my god he's got a Santa hat.

[10:06:08] Oh

[10:06:10] of

[10:06:17] the

[10:06:20] death

[10:06:22] of

[10:06:24] the

[10:06:26] death

[10:06:28] of

[10:06:30] the

[10:06:32] death

[10:06:35] of

[10:06:39] of

[10:06:46] I don't know.

[10:07:14] What are you doing son?

[10:07:21] What are you doing son?

[10:07:28] What are you doing?

[10:07:44] I

[10:08:01] Nice hat

[10:08:14] I can't even loot that guard, what the fuck?

[10:08:42] Cremue as well

[10:08:52] Merry Christmas, man. I finally got to take my 300 PRC out to 1.5 miles yesterday

[10:09:04] Did you hit anything?

[10:09:07] It's goddamn far

[10:09:12] And the armor no, we're doing the mega transit a thong right now

[10:09:21] But how does that not kill a sniper

[10:10:42] Are you saying...

[10:10:50] Oh, are you saying just clear cabon?

[10:11:06] I think so.

[10:11:12] seems like it checks out that's what I'm added what other XP you get

[10:11:33] and you technically you could kill Caban a bunch of times I mean you could

[10:11:40] It's still labyrinth though, right?

[10:11:41] Well, like, if you hire base XP,

[10:11:44] you don't get the multiplier up.

[10:11:45] I guess you don't even have to be labyrinth.

[10:12:40] Any food and drink in here?

[10:12:46] Well, okay, so you let me I'm thinking you still have to transit a bunch because you're only killing Kabam on the street snaps

[10:12:54] So you'd have to transit

[10:12:58] Like 12 times still

[10:13:00] I think during labyrinth is still like the best part of the best

[10:13:11] just to finish her, if we're going for like a million XP in the red.

[10:13:31] Ow, you fucker.

[10:13:34] This is so accurate.

[10:13:41] It's all accurate.

[10:14:11] I'm frozen.

[10:14:41] All righty, it's mighty morphin' time.

[10:14:49] Oh, you know what?

[10:14:50] That real gun durability is going to be a fucking problem.

[10:14:52] Let me grab my food.

[10:14:53] I'll be right back.

[10:15:11] you

[10:15:41] you

[10:16:11] you

[10:16:41] you

[10:17:11] I'll let you all in silence, sorry about that.

[10:17:25] Let's see if this shit's any good.

[10:17:32] Thank you Tony, you got me playing Tarkov Merry Christmas.

[10:17:38] It doesn't even matter.

[10:17:52] Orange chicken, not bad.

[10:18:02] I feel like it's going to give you diabetes, but it tastes pretty good.

[10:18:38] I asked Nikita to give us

[10:18:42] Tarkov drops and he did.

[10:18:46] Merry Christmas Pizza Man. Thanks Boomer.

[10:18:50] Mm hmm.

[10:18:54] Said Nikita, we've all been good little boys and girls.

[10:18:58] Can we have drops again?

[10:19:02] I'm gonna give his drops you've been good. I've been good. Have you been good? I've been

[10:19:26] good. Merry Christmas from Brazil, pizza boy. You as well sir, thank you.

[10:19:46] Getting hand-to-express orange and... How much more you may tell me versus without drops, ballpark of...

[10:19:52] I bet.

[10:19:57] I bet.

[10:20:02] I bet.

[10:20:07] I bet.

[10:20:12] I bet.

[10:20:17] Ha ha oh oh my god

[10:20:30] I'm good

[10:20:44] My catch CPR certified we're fine

[10:20:47] You see PR certified. Don't worry.

[10:20:55] Don't worry.

[10:20:59] Don't worry.

[10:21:03] Bro, what is this transit?

[10:21:07] You.

[10:21:11] You'd probably eat your dead body good. I hope if I die alone here

[10:21:22] that my cat eats my dead body so that he can survive and continue on. I hope he does.

[10:21:28] Yeah, I hope so. I got a lot of protein and they'll be good. I got a lot of protein. I

[10:21:48] wouldn't I won't need it anymore. I'll need it.

[10:21:58] All right, would you eat me?

[10:22:18] Yes, you would.

[10:22:22] Yes, you would.

[10:22:24] Yes, you would.

[10:22:57] Oh

[10:23:27] What's the gels in here?

[10:23:43] Chack, Chack, Chack, Chack.

[10:23:50] Something's been here.

[10:24:03] Oh, he's not.

[10:24:25] Oh, to Jillow.

[10:24:35] We'll be leaving some food and drink though, maybe we'll grab some.

[10:24:39] I'm not here for a rare loot, my man.

[10:24:54] We're seeing if we can do a million XP raid right now.

[10:25:08] possible. Santa Claus, holy shit, he's power sliding. Santa's got the moves.

[10:25:38] That's chatty claws right there.

[10:25:45] There we go.

[10:25:52] Pick it up snacks.

[10:26:02] I'm trying to get up snacks.

[10:26:07] Pig and up snacks!

[10:26:09] Pig and up snacks!

[10:26:19] Pig and up snacks!

[10:26:26] Pig and up snacks!

[10:26:32] That's a trust thing.

[10:26:59] Nice one. Nice moves!

[10:27:18] 12 by the way.

[10:27:48] All right, back to the transit we go.

[10:28:03] Back to the transit we go.

[10:28:33] Fuck my leg.

[10:28:46] That was a real player, yo.

[10:28:48] Well, the first guy, yo.

[10:28:50] The second thing was a bot, AI, you could scav.

[10:28:59] So where we need to keep a tally?

[10:29:07] We've done one transit so far.

[10:29:16] Well done, I didn't think I would make it this far.

[10:29:22] Thanks Nick, thank you K.O.A.S.

[10:29:26] Hey, thank you, Adams.

[10:30:56] Wait, what am I going to turn this over here?

[10:31:01] I feel like blind running to the extract, yeah, it's over here in the streets.

[10:31:09] Blind doing it.

[10:31:48] Here we go.

[10:32:14] back to streets

[10:32:21] this will be transit number two

[10:32:27] transit number two

[10:32:32] backstab what's up man thank you so much brother thank you diesel panda

[10:32:35] b-bot thank you for the gifted sub monkey thank you for this

[10:32:38] Perron, thank you very much fellows.

[10:33:08] Oh, man, two transits deep fellas.

[10:33:19] Too deep.

[10:33:20] Yeah, the jork sleeve it keeps proper blood flow.

[10:33:27] It stops your hand from going numb.

[10:33:38] the goon sleep it's the goon gauntlet the goon gauntlet

[10:33:50] infinity gauntlet nah we have the goon gauntlet

[10:33:57] More transiting, more transits.

[10:34:27] .

[10:34:38] Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

[10:34:40] Thank you, Beretta.

[10:34:57] I'm trying to think how much XP we already have.

[10:35:27] I have like 15 or 20 K base XP right now.

[10:35:45] I was thankful.

[10:35:57] I'm just 10 that would be good right now you need like 120,000 and your cash

[10:36:24] I think we're going to get

[10:36:26] a lot of cash.

[10:36:31] Any about 100K or more? Depending

[10:36:33] on how many transits we do.

[10:36:39] Which if we just run it shit and

[10:36:41] kill like come on a bunch, it

[10:36:43] will be a lot XP.

[10:36:49] It is pretty dangerous doing

[10:36:50] that though.

[10:36:53] Mmm, mmm.

[10:36:56] Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum.

[10:37:23] and

[10:37:31] all right

[10:37:34] well

[10:37:43] the gun doesn't break

[10:37:45] it might

[10:37:46] it might

[10:37:48] I didn't really consider the fact that your gun would get shredded really quickly.

[10:38:18] Now worse comes to worse. I'll pick up a PKM from come on. Should be easy

[10:38:31] Rebel PKM if we need to

[10:38:38] Gang gang and gang gang

[10:38:42] these transits transit queues are longer than regular queues for sure

[10:38:56] I think the suppressor off I could

[10:39:01] could

[10:39:01] that we could.

[10:39:20] Back off.

[10:39:21] With a little fucker go.

[10:39:22] It's just in here.

[10:39:31] really long. I didn't think this would be as long. Holy moly.

[10:39:44] This is going to be a eight, 10 minute raid. How can you hear?

[10:39:49] Am I beating frostbite with my kid? I'm not. We're taking it on the

[10:39:53] chin. Frosted my whole body up.

[10:39:57] We are frosting

[10:40:03] Call me frosty the damn snowman

[10:40:15] I do this is brutal. I don't know if I'm actually gonna follow through with this if we're waiting cues like this. It's insane

[10:40:23] This is ridiculous

[10:40:27] that's just ridiculous, like streets queues are long, but they're not this long normally

[10:40:34] I think it's going to be a

[10:40:36] a

[10:40:38] a

[10:40:40] a

[10:40:42] a

[10:40:44] a

[10:40:46] a

[10:40:48] a

[10:40:50] a

[10:40:52] a

[10:40:54] a

[10:40:56] a

[10:40:58] arena or PVA nope no street's cues are longer than the guys she told you not

[10:41:07] to worry about how the hell man how that guy's shit what's he got one one inch

[10:41:14] per minute of Q shit bro shit dog

[10:41:28] You

[10:41:58] of

[10:42:09] the

[10:42:11] It's crazy.

[10:42:13] This is wild.

[10:42:17] Eight minutes and 51 seconds.

[10:42:19] So we're still not in a fucking red.

[10:42:34] Hello, Nikita. Can I play your game, please?

[10:42:38] your game sir?

[10:42:45] Piktok US band?

[10:42:48] What? No it didn't.

[10:42:49] I'm sorry.

[10:43:10] Your glow. I thought we were

[10:43:14] getting three times faster

[10:43:16] matchmaking today. Was that

[10:43:17] just complete bullshit

[10:43:31] This is the three times longer matchmaking

[10:43:35] Oh, yeah, we put a one instead of zero

[10:43:39] Matchmaking now three times longer not three times quicker. We make big mistake. It's three times longer

[10:43:45] Bliet don't need to be put zero on sort of one

[10:43:51] He forgot to get either two when he was making equation for matchmaking

[10:44:05] We had who do yet

[10:44:15] I'll leave the 13 minutes to drop cops. Thank you very much. Thank you, baby.

[10:44:23] Yep.

[10:44:56] Oh boy, it's hard to see right now.

[10:45:22] That frostbite is mighty bright.

[10:45:26] Look, I got that RGB Gaming Alten helmet on.

[10:45:42] Pretty sick RGB helmet though.

[10:45:50] of

[10:45:57] the

[10:46:03] of

[10:46:10] the

[10:46:18] It's cold!

[10:46:28] of

[10:46:54] with that. I ain't got nothing to do with that. I don't think Caban is even here. Two

[10:47:15] The kebab's not even here.

[10:47:17] Oh, come on.

[10:47:46] I could go after Klontay lowkey.

[10:48:10] I could go after Klontay lowkey.

[10:48:15] Oh.

[10:48:17] Sorry Santa Claus.

[10:48:22] Why get XP for killing Santa?

[10:48:27] I'm not sure.

[10:48:32] I don't know.

[10:48:37] I don't know.

[10:48:42] Let's go for Calante.

[10:48:58] Let's go for Calante.

[10:49:08] Let's go.

[10:49:09] Yes sir.

[10:49:10] Let's go!

[10:49:12] I

[10:49:42] There's real hard to see.

[10:50:08] The lab is cold now, I doubt it.

[10:50:18] I haven't been when I doubt it.

[10:50:25] I need a slump down in your s-

[10:50:55] Ground zero transit a good idea.

[10:51:04] Well, pretty dumb because ground zero is a pain in the ass.

[10:51:15] Bad idea, right?

[10:51:24] On other transits around the streets besides labs.

[10:51:31] Anything?

[10:51:42] What? Yeah, interchange.

[10:51:54] But besides the interchange, ground zero, labs, or anything else.

[10:52:11] Well

[10:52:41] I scared me god damn Scott was a PMC

[10:52:55] Six row thank you

[10:53:11] That player pretty sure Klontay's above me.

[10:53:21] Yeah buddy, get out of here!

[10:53:31] Yeah, birdie check out the PMC on the street there.

[10:53:41] down to like one

[10:54:01] this gun loses so much durability so fast oh my god holy sevens what the fuck

[10:54:09] holy shit

[10:54:41] much love bro

[10:54:49] ugly

[10:55:11] I'm going to attack my armor.

[10:55:33] of

[10:55:43] death of

[10:55:47] death of

[10:55:50] death of

[10:55:57] death of

[10:56:02] wasn't good just shoot him in the crunch dry I mean there's a core on another

[10:56:13] Another 4-run.

[10:56:14] It's still level 6 plate.

[10:56:20] What is this back plate in here?

[10:56:35] What is backplate in here?

[10:56:42] I can.

[10:56:43] Okay, fuck it.

[10:56:44] Let me just hang on to the plate then.

[10:56:47] Fuck it. Let me just hang on to the plate then.

[10:57:05] Tony, hope you have a great Christmas.

[10:57:07] Thank you, Falc.

[10:57:08] It will be a joy watching you for all these events.

[10:57:10] Thank you very much, brother.

[10:57:17] the

[10:57:23] men's

[10:58:05] Okay, oh I crossed the map again to the transit, transit number three, this could take so long,

[10:58:20] I actually do this so it's like so fucking long to do 14 transits

[10:58:32] It's a BTRS here, I'll thank it, but it's not here, it might not even ever come.

[10:58:58] I

[10:59:28] of

[10:59:37] the

[10:59:39] death

[10:59:44] of

[10:59:50] the

[10:59:55] And I said I

[10:59:59] Must I die

[11:00:04] Which could very well happen

[11:00:06] I could have very well happened.

[11:00:19] Oh, if you die you don't get any, you lose like 90% of the XP that you gained.

[11:00:30] lose it all basically

[11:00:50] basically all gone if you die this way

[11:00:54] they made it so the XP penalty for death is like

[11:00:58] basically all of it are nothing

[11:01:28] to go this way.

[11:01:57] I believe Kaman wasn't here this way, that's so unfortunate.

[11:02:12] That's shit here.

[11:02:38] I have three loot XP off of that scab, not very much.

[11:03:07] 3 Lurexperiod, the scabbard is on rope, thank you very much brother, thank you again, thank

[11:03:31] Thank you very much.

[11:03:48] Time to time.

[11:03:54] It's a transit time, baby.

[11:04:01] Is a transit done?

[11:04:15] Is that three?

[11:04:19] Well, that's three transits.

[11:04:22] That's only three transits.

[11:04:31] I

[11:04:52] Flexing with the pro flex. Yep at my boat my bow flex as well

[11:04:57] Well, let me go feed my cat. I'll be right back. Hold on guys.

[11:05:57] Instead of germination, we should be able to develop more

[11:06:05] and more duplicateur manipulation

[11:06:10] to take complete control over

[11:06:10] flexable bonds, strictמ front-end,

[11:06:12] and the implementation movement that can helpProfessor

[11:06:16] understand how these bonds work

[11:06:17] to stop any attack from the reached

[11:06:19] 잘�ule which requests

[11:06:24] you

[11:06:54] I'm not sure.

[11:07:01] Merry Chrysler.

[11:07:19] number three we got here. Merry

[11:07:25] Christmas brother. Thanks

[11:07:29] switch. Thank you. Been

[11:07:32] enjoying your bots and streams

[11:07:34] as always. I appreciate it my

[11:07:35] man. Thank you for watching

[11:07:37] brother. For my wife's

[11:07:39] girlfriend. Got you. Got you

[11:07:44] dog.

[11:07:49] the

[11:07:56] the

[11:08:03] the

[11:08:11] That's line for the pro flexes

[11:08:14] It's a

[11:08:16] Mechanic quest I forgot what it's called. You have to kill a bunch of PMC's without armor and then with a tank helmet on I

[11:08:26] Forgot what it's called I

[11:08:30] Just did it you can look back in the stream I did it like an hour two two hours ago, maybe

[11:08:34] Maybe.

[11:08:35] Two hours or so maybe.

[11:08:37] Mikhail, thank you.

[11:08:39] And Oga Spartan, thank you.

[11:08:42] It's been a while ago.

[11:08:45] I want the transits are going to put me to sleep.

[11:09:14] There's no estimate time because I'm transiting which takes a while to swipe

[11:09:21] or not to swipe it after this update. It takes quite a bit just to transit. We just

[11:09:27] waited 10 minutes for the last raid and it's kind of fucked up. Like currents? Yes I do.

[11:09:33] Great band. Amazing band actually. Really really good. Really really good.

[11:09:44] It was a bad dream wake.

[11:09:53] Just don't cook it.

[11:09:55] We're going through the whole album.

[11:10:14] went to streets and got touched by cabin think I'll just watch Tarkov for the rest of the night

[11:10:30] where did he touch you show us on the dial where did come on touch you

[11:10:35] where did he touch you

[11:10:44] the

[11:10:51] the

[11:10:55] the

[11:11:02] This is gonna be a short raid.

[11:11:17] This is gonna be a short raid.

[11:11:24] That really fucks the short.

[11:11:32] There's a guy running on the day and that's a good player, it's really hard to see.

[11:11:58] and we're transiting number four coming up number four you have a cabon kill

[11:12:22] kill and a Kalante kill and some PMCs and a whole bunch of scabs, how much XP you're

[11:12:29] going to get for that. That's probably conservatively 30k XP, 30k.

[11:12:44] We need to do like 8 transits.

[11:12:54] This is number 4.

[11:12:58] We need like 125,000 XP and 8 transits to get a million.

[11:13:04] Which isn't...

[11:13:06] It's time to stop.

[11:13:10] Which isn't

[11:13:13] It's not that much if we get a bunch of cabon spawns and then we kill labyrinth

[11:13:22] If we kill cabon like three more times plus labyrinth we might need like I need to run four

[11:13:34] We need like four total cabon kills we have one plus calante

[11:13:40] I'm just going to challenge you see if we get a million xp in a raid

[11:13:45] one million xp raid

[11:13:57] if someone kills the boss in labyrinth then you're fucked and you're fucked

[11:14:02] that is a possibility for people who could kill the boss in the library too

[11:14:12] I mean you can also just keep running streets and guarantee that you get million

[11:14:20] I'm thinking you would need

[11:14:47] I would take way more raids to do.

[11:15:11] I don't know if it even makes sense to do that.

[11:15:18] He has his own Christmas, seven minutes.

[11:15:24] Seven minutes, it's Christmas.

[11:15:26] Wow!

[11:15:41] I bet you the fastest way to do this is doing Customs and Factory though, Customs and Factory

[11:16:00] transits is probably the quickest way because you just blaze through them like

[11:16:17] factory you could be in and out of in two seconds this is my fourth trend set

[11:16:39] I mean customs could be dangerous depending on where you spawn you get a

[11:16:45] shit he spawned on customs. So if you spawned in Trailer Park, then that would kind of

[11:16:52] suck

[11:17:10] And you just transit to interchange?

[11:17:14] True

[11:17:17] Yeah, and you just go interchange and then you go back to factory

[11:17:22] That's actually so true.

[11:17:30] That's so much easier probably.

[11:17:52] We go, let's see if Karan is here.

[11:18:06] Oh, actually, don't want to be scorned.

[11:18:17] You swan for Koran if he's here.

[11:18:45] There's no way he's not here.

[11:18:57] Two raids in a row, no come on.

[11:19:04] How do you get two raids in a row and no come on that's insane such a low chance

[11:19:20] like what's the percent chance of that point it's 5% 0.7 times 0.7 is 5% right unless it's

[11:19:47] way is it 70% spawn or is it 75% boss spawn? It's 0.75 times 0.75, 0.75 times 0.75 times

[11:20:16] 0.75 it's not 1.5

[11:20:23] adding that is

[11:20:31] okay how's it wait it can't be 0.56 that's impossible

[11:20:42] oh sorry I'm 0.25 times 0.25 sorry

[11:20:46] five stars are

[11:20:57] 6.25 percent 6.25 chance you get two boss spawns not in a row

[11:21:16] and

[11:21:24] and

[11:21:26] and

[11:21:32] and

[11:21:38] free Jeff this is definitely not the ideal way to do this stream but I'm only

[11:21:43] here for the drop thank you love you Merry Christmas it's fine that's fine

[11:21:51] that's fine yeah this is this is not the way to do this I mean I could have

[11:21:59] gone all the way for Calante but it's almost not even worth it actually maybe

[11:22:04] maybe it is. Maybe I should have gone for Calante. Wait, does it cap out at 10x at like

[11:22:17] 14 raids. Okay. 15 raids does it. But it caps out but you can just keep going and killing shit.

[11:22:47] So you could theoretically get like millions of XP in a raid.

[11:23:05] Hypothetically, we just kept transiting to streets and killing Caban.

[11:23:09] Eventually every Caban kill is 200,000 XP basically.

[11:23:17] Night, Shane. Thank you, brother.

[11:23:29] That's a lot.

[11:23:31] That's a lot of trends.

[11:24:01] Yeah, I think every transit you do is only every two transits is potentially one boss kill

[11:24:13] Yeah, I think about it like that because you have to go to a different map

[11:24:21] I've only seen come on once in five fucking transits because we just got scammed on the last two

[11:25:01] Wow.

[11:25:08] Wow.

[11:25:15] Love you.

[11:25:24] Thanks, Zukilo!

[11:25:27] Thank you.

[11:25:30] Oh, here we go. We're ready, uh...

[11:25:34] We get done.

[11:25:37] We're already getting in!

[11:25:40] Chance and stone...

[11:25:54] I want to spawn.

[11:26:41] Oh, shit, you're luck!

[11:26:43] You got it.

[11:26:45] You got it, you don't even know luck.

[11:26:47] You got it.

[11:27:41] I didn't even kill that first guy. I shot him a lot.

[11:28:02] not sure not to show on that one

[11:28:11] shut that guy up bunch man

[11:28:25] you find a kill off with the hell of it

[11:28:32] I bet you do too.

[11:29:32] I'm gonna kill you.

[11:30:32] I don't know if there's three or not, I killed one, and one I shot the fuck out of.

[11:30:50] I only have one knee left too, I shan't the shit out of one go.

[11:31:06] What'd you say?

[11:31:25] I'm scared of what now?

[11:31:28] I'm scared of what?

[11:31:55] Prepare to die!

[11:32:05] I don't want to look for killer.

[11:32:23] More XP

[11:32:25] 3.5 years, let's go.

[11:32:54] Thank you, madam. Merry Christmas, bro.

[11:33:17] Honestly, this item I'm worth looking for, Killa.

[11:33:20] I guess I find them right away.

[11:33:27] Murray Chris Hanfieldman.

[11:33:30] Me too.

[11:33:40] My gun is so cocked.

[11:33:42] Murray Christmas.

[11:33:44] Merrick Grimace.

[11:33:58] I don't know if this is... I'm at... this is my fifth transit.

[11:34:04] I have to do six, but I have three boss kills, right?

[11:34:10] 3 Bascals

[11:34:40] Thank you for the five different subs. Thank you very, very much breeze. Thank you for that.

[11:35:10] I'm going to kill you.

[11:35:40] Thank you very much arm, thank you very much arm, we got to get out of here, we got to

[11:36:05] get out of here I see a weapon jam might be what kills me no joke or I just run

[11:36:17] out of ammo

[11:36:35] spin a win? I don't know, spin a win is gonna get me out of every situation. It's

[11:36:41] got a lot of them, but not everyone.

[11:37:05] I'm bugged dude, I'm fucking bugged.

[11:37:33] I can't loot bodies right now.

[11:37:41] Will that fix if I transit?

[11:37:52] I don't know if that fixes if I transit or not.

[11:37:59] I have to restart.

[11:38:03] We'll just like, alt-F4 in the transit or something.

[11:38:19] I got that looting bug.

[11:38:39] Wait if I alt-a-4 I can get back in the raid on transit.

[11:38:45] I

[11:38:48] When I lose XP

[11:38:55] You know, I'm saying like I'm just gonna run to the transit and then all to four come back and then transit

[11:39:07] My all that forward right now I'd be fine. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I do

[11:39:15] Yeah, I'm just going to reconnect, but I'll do it when I'm over there because it should

[11:39:28] be pretty safe, thanks.

[11:40:28] What the fuck is that dude?

[11:40:58] let's mess this around and I'll shut the NML

[11:41:20] let's mess this around

[11:41:28] This is going to be number six transit that I'm doing.

[11:41:49] Yeah, this will be number six.

[11:41:58] I have to want the fort to fix my game.

[11:42:08] Hopefully I don't die here.

[11:42:10] That would really suck.

[11:42:12] That would really suck.

[11:42:13] That would be super, super lame.

[11:42:16] I think I'm going to go back to my room.

[11:42:46] Why is my game not loading?

[11:42:58] Why is it not loading?

[11:43:04] I'm sorry, Merry Christmas to the East Coastians in the chat.

[11:43:19] There's a few of you East Coastians in that shit.

[11:43:27] and

[11:43:45] that Christmas and that Christmas, but a matter of Christmas

[11:43:54] I

[11:44:03] Merry Christmas, dude

[11:44:07] Hydra, thank you for 58 months, brother

[11:44:11] Your drops made me too rich. I'm out of space. You're welcome

[11:44:15] You're welcome. Oh, no, I'm too rich from your drop streamer. You give me the best drops ever

[11:44:20] I'm overflowing with wads of cash. I don't know what to do

[11:44:28] What do I do

[11:44:30] There's not too much money. It's I can't fit it anywhere. I need to get a bigger stash to hold off my money. Oh

[11:44:37] Oh

[11:44:39] No, oh

[11:44:46] No

[11:44:50] All right, load me back in, please.

[11:45:07] We need to get in this, John.

[11:45:14] Six transits.

[11:45:15] How much base XP do I have?

[11:45:18] I don't know how much XP I've garnered by now.

[11:45:25] Merry Christmas.

[11:45:31] Thank you, Bapu.

[11:45:36] 50k.

[11:45:40] Maybe.

[11:45:43] Cabana and guards plus to Jilla plus Calante and guards

[11:45:49] Plus a bunch of kills player kills scav kills

[11:45:55] Yeah, it's probably like 50k

[11:46:07] Probably

[11:46:43] takes four minutes to load back into your radar good god

[11:47:05] many christmas

[11:47:09] Thank you, man.

[11:47:11] All right, I need me to yell in the mic.

[11:47:14] Not bad.

[11:47:18] Not bad.

[11:47:29] Come on.

[11:47:30] Come on.

[11:47:31] What would it back in?

[11:47:36] Just to load back out boys.

[11:47:39] Probably do it around here.

[11:47:47] it's not we get down around here

[11:47:53] I'm sure I'm not trying to do anything

[11:48:01] I need to find more ammo holy fuck

[11:48:05] no this is transit

[11:48:08] six this is only six

[11:48:13] this is only six

[11:48:17] I'm looking fresh. I grabbed the new level six plate off of uh Tugela. I shot him in the head, took his plate, brand new.

[11:48:31] Armors Primo and then I have a backup level five plate on me that I got off of Calante.

[11:48:47] How am I getting to shoreline? I have to transit from streets to interchange to customs to shoreline to labyrinth.

[11:49:13] I just thought about that.

[11:49:23] I can't just get to fucking shoreline.

[11:49:27] I can't just go to shoreline.

[11:49:36] Yeah, it's got to go streets interchange customs.

[11:49:41] Streets interchange customs.

[11:49:47] No.

[11:49:50] That's a lot.

[11:50:11] have you seen the new ragman ricks?

[11:50:18] yeah the cry JPC stuff and the fake JPC

[11:50:23] the JPC and the JPC

[11:50:41] Going under.

[11:51:41] Bro, there's drops. There's drops right now. There's drops drops play big part

[11:51:52] That fact Merry Christmas, bro

[11:52:11] I don't even think this hand guard would mate with this upper act now that I'm looking

[11:52:21] at it.

[11:52:22] I don't know if that shit would even work.

[11:52:41] I need a minute now, Nekita, I need a minute now.

[11:52:59] Let me in, Kira.

[11:53:09] Let me in.

[11:53:19] Let me in Mr. Keedle.

[11:53:49] Oh, these kids suck. These kids really suck.

[11:53:54] Oh, King, I don't know. That's far out, probably.

[11:54:01] It's not a focus at the moment.

[11:54:08] You heard she cheated on Tom Brady.

[11:54:11] the

[11:54:18] the

[11:54:21] the

[11:54:24] the

[11:54:28] the

[11:54:35] and

[11:54:53] We're gonna make a million XP pop up on the bottom of the screen. That'd be kind of cool

[11:55:15] I'm talking about the loading bar feel like it's made up

[11:55:23] but these cues are insane brother

[11:55:37] these cues are crazy man they're a crazy man

[11:55:53] Hmm.

[11:56:07] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

[11:56:23] I

[11:56:43] Can't take these cues I can't I can't take them

[11:56:48] the transits are they take for fucking ever today

[11:56:56] like who am I loading what am I loading what could possibly be loading right now

[11:57:03] thank you listen just gotta yell at it just gotta yell at it a little bit

[11:57:12] All takes about like 20 minutes of two transits already and I had to all to four last read oh

[11:57:33] Oh, it hates me, man.

[11:57:45] It hates me.

[11:57:48] It hates me. What is this sex? I've killed three bosses.

[11:57:53] Three bosses plus a bunch of players.

[11:58:03] This is crazy though. I don't think it's worth it. And my game just crashed. There's no

[11:58:14] fucking way, bro. What happens to my game crashed? Did it just

[11:58:21] It just boomy out. It just undid everything.

[11:58:26] I can't, it just canceled the transit, right?

[11:58:35] I'm good.

[11:58:43] I actually don't know what happens.

[11:58:51] Was my whole account oh my god the whole account oh my god the whole thing

[11:59:06] the whole thing.

[11:59:21] We're just going to have to wait another four minutes probably.

[11:59:28] Come on, it's going to be dead probably.

[11:59:36] I should have just been transiting customs and factory over and over that would have been a lot more efficient

[11:59:45] And this is so inefficient. It's insane

[11:59:50] This is so fucking inefficient

[12:00:06] the

[12:00:20] Yeah, this is a little insane. I've had two crashes.

[12:00:26] Well drunk.

[12:00:51] Well drunk. Well drunk. I feel like I'm just sleep deprivation drunk.

[12:01:02] Hyperbiden is 17th rate on labyrinth. What was this XP without the multiplier?

[12:01:11] Because can you calculate what it would have been?

[12:01:21] It's hard to calculate with death.

[12:01:27] Don't we know the amount that you lose, though?

[12:01:32] Well, you know the amount of XP that you lose when you die.

[12:01:45] I think it's only 60%, maybe it is 60%.

[12:01:50] So if you had 30k and you lost 60%, you'd have just under 100k base.

[12:01:57] So you would have been a little bit shy of a million if that's the case.

[12:02:03] You wouldn't have hit a million with 10x.

[12:02:08] Dude, this is insane with these three times.

[12:02:22] How much am I waiting?

[12:02:25] How much am I waiting?

[12:02:35] How much am I evading, I'm evading, I'm evading, I'm evading.

[12:02:54] is 60% so I don't think you would have made a million then if even if you

[12:03:06] extracted right someone's killing come on this is such a bullshit because I'm

[12:03:16] I'm actually getting so cheesed by this shit.

[12:03:37] I'm actually so cheesed by this.

[12:03:42] He's giving me three raids of streets without being able to get kebabs.

[12:04:42] They're down

[12:04:53] Lay down

[12:05:01] Now that you mentioned it

[12:05:05] How did you mention it?

[12:05:12] Yep, somebody's in there already.

[12:05:25] Come on, come on.

[12:05:33] Man, that's so ass.

[12:05:40] I didn't hear the scab get shot though.

[12:06:40] I can't believe I missed out on a cabana gun.

[12:06:53] Maybe we should have done Calante.

[12:08:10] Almost as much as I want the extra.

[12:08:22] This will be number seven right here.

[12:08:31] Transit number seven.

[12:08:32] I cooked my gun to 78 durability.

[12:08:34] A lot.

[12:08:35] a lot. That is a lot.

[12:08:47] and

[12:09:00] , how

[12:09:07] the seven seven transits

[12:09:10] , how much XP I have the

[12:09:14] I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back.

[12:09:44] you

[12:10:14] you

[12:10:44] Thank you.

[12:11:14] We're back

[12:11:21] We're back

[12:11:32] All right, do I go back to streets after this like is it is it the play I think we need more XP

[12:11:41] Like we need more base experience

[12:11:45] The Caban kill is something we get another caban kill plus labyrinth will be will be ready

[12:11:53] We'll be fucking in that shit

[12:11:58] My go here back to streets

[12:12:02] Well, then I have to let me think I'd still have to do

[12:12:08] Stuff to do like eight more transits on top of all that

[12:12:44] Fucking Q-tie man

[12:13:05] Yeah, that would suck

[12:13:14] Merry Christmas, Scotchy. Thanks, KT.

[12:13:25] I'm going to transit from streets to labs. Yeah, but that's going into labs. Going to

[12:13:32] labs while trying to survive like this. Maybe get a quick tojilla kill. I might

[12:13:42] have to also kill a player if I do this, but...

[12:13:58] Happy Merry Christmas.

[12:14:00] How much XP does killing to Gil give you?

[12:14:25] 6K ish with a headshot, I figured.

[12:14:49] Oh, no.

[12:14:59] I see they go after our boy.

[12:15:26] I want this to get a kill if I can get it.

[12:15:45] Here I am.

[12:15:50] With Santa.

[12:15:56] of

[12:16:03] that XPS

[12:16:06] of

[12:16:16] What is my boss lock right now?

[12:16:27] This is the worst boss lock.

[12:16:34] We have already here for us to

[12:16:46] Held Santa I need XP

[12:16:48] Give me XP at least searching and does

[12:16:58] Disassemble the drip we infuse kids. Yes, and his daddy can't deliver it

[12:17:05] My fucking grinch I'm a Grinch around here

[12:17:16] Oh my god.

[12:17:41] I think it gets a little bit, but nothing significant.

[12:17:54] I think it's just a teeny, teeny bit.

[12:18:54] I don't think it's a good idea to go to the

[12:19:09] Thank you, Skeddy.

[12:19:13] Oh, there's the gun jam that we knew was gonna happen.

[12:19:28] Glad it happened there instead of elsewhere.

[12:20:09] I'm trying to get back to streets number eight.

[12:20:37] A bait.

[12:20:42] Eight transits down.

[12:20:47] Eight whole transits.

[12:21:37] I'm going to be back in a minute.

[12:21:47] Last time I saw so much transit action was Black Ops 2. Good one, good one. Good one.

[12:21:55] Not bad. What's the multiplier?

[12:22:01] or eight transits. What do I get here? Jersey, thank you very much, brother. Seven X multi.

[12:22:18] So you'd still need like a hundred and

[12:22:22] 120 base XP.

[12:22:24] a lot. Although I still have to go streets of seven, then interchange is eight, then to

[12:22:42] Customs is nine and the shoreline is ten and the labyrinth is eleven

[12:22:58] So that's a lot of fucking transit still going well

[12:23:05] That's a lot a lot a lot of transits

[12:23:08] It's just to get to, that's just to get to Labyrinth.

[12:23:28] Happy Festivus.

[12:23:32] Thanks, Natman.

[12:23:33] man? Which I wonder if it's even worth going to Labyrinth? I wonder if it's even worth going to Labyrinth?

[12:23:51] Honestly, don't think it is.

[12:23:53] the risk is crazy and it could go wrong too because what if you get out of your spawn

[12:24:03] and someone kills someone kills the fucking boss before you then your runs fucked because

[12:24:10] You can't, once you're in Labyrinth, that's your last raid.

[12:24:19] Yeah.

[12:24:36] Like if I do the 15 raids and I kill Kabam,

[12:24:40] like five couple of times that's plenty.

[12:25:02] I mean, I've only killed them once.

[12:25:04] Be there.

[12:25:06] I've only killed them once.

[12:25:10] I did kill Klontae and Tijela and Santa Claus.

[12:26:01] I need moment now any minute now

[12:26:14] oh good in the god damn raid

[12:26:17] this is transit number seven

[12:26:20] Number seven.

[12:26:27] Oh, this is eight?

[12:26:34] No, we're on eight.

[12:26:41] Fuck yeah, we're on eight.

[12:26:49] Fuck yeah, weren't hey

[12:26:51] .

[12:27:17] This is not the one.

[12:27:19] Oh no, it's not the Kaban spawn.

[12:27:29] Kaban spawn.

[12:27:35] This is not the one.

[12:28:17] I've never lived in grenades yet, that's a good song.

[12:28:44] I don't hear any scabs in there though, it's a bad sign.

[12:28:47] I don't think Abon's here.

[12:28:58] How is he not here again?

[12:29:01] What the fuck dude?

[12:29:05] Did they lower boss spawn rates?

[12:29:13] That's insane.

[12:29:14] No, it's actually like what are the fucking chances of that? They're so low

[12:29:35] It's ridiculous

[12:29:40] That's so ridiculous

[12:29:44] This is destroying this whole run like I'm not seeing the boss

[12:31:14] two

[12:31:23] one

[12:31:37] two players were above me

[12:31:41] I'm not sure exactly where they are.

[12:31:56] Alright, another transit. Here we go.

[12:32:05] Another one.

[12:32:11] And it's a number nine.

[12:32:30] Number nine, number nine, number nine.

[12:32:37] I'm just not really getting a lot of XP

[12:32:39] while I'm doing this is the problem.

[12:32:41] We need more XP, but the bosses aren't spawning.

[12:32:47] They're just not spawning for me.

[12:32:49] That's fucking us.

[12:33:07] I'm not sure if I should have killed Santa, it might be what I get for killing Santa.

[12:33:17] Could be.

[12:33:18] Brands and Mops maybe have a different spawn rate.

[12:33:22] Shut it, because it just throws you in a raid like any other would.

[12:33:28] Simmons, thank you for the tier three, brother.

[12:33:34] Thank you very much huge huge sub brah.

[12:33:38] Thanks man.

[12:33:41] 73 months is crazy.

[12:33:46] That is kind of crazy.

[12:33:52] If I die.

[12:33:56] I mean I easily could.

[12:33:59] My gun is probably going to jam on me at some point and that might get me killed.

[12:34:03] I'm going to play a game.

[12:34:08] Mark, quick question.

[12:34:10] Yeah, I used to play Tarkov back in 2018.

[12:34:13] I played for one year then never touched it again but always watched you.

[12:34:17] How do I get better at map and player awareness?

[12:34:21] I want to learn.

[12:34:23] How do you get better at map and player awareness?

[12:34:29] Honestly, I know. Learn the spawns because when you learn the spawns, you know where people start and that helps you figure out where they're going to go and where they're going to be from where they start, right?

[12:34:41] You know where they start and where they want to go. You can kind of figure out the path they're going to take to get there.

[12:34:46] 62 months. Longest relationship I've ever had.

[12:34:50] That makes sense. That makes sense? That should make sense.

[12:34:59] I

[12:35:01] Boney thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very very much sketchy. Thank you very well as very much as well

[12:35:07] Vorks Merrick. Thank you guys

[12:35:10] If you if you know where people are starting and where they want to go

[12:35:13] You can kind of figure out a path that maybe you would take to get there

[12:35:16] And that's probably the path a lot of other people are gonna take to get there

[12:35:20] And then you know where they're gonna be

[12:35:26] You know

[12:35:29] This is going to the 10th raid. Yeah, but that's nine transits. Nine transits is 10 raids

[12:35:42] because of the first raid you don't transit into. Right.

[12:35:48] See how that works?

[12:36:13] Waiting for players.

[12:36:15] for players. Loading. How much loading have we spent already? Dude, I think we've actually

[12:36:22] spent like two hours just loading doing this. It's been so long.

[12:36:45] I wish they made them shorter I wish they made them shorter

[12:37:04] I wish man.

[12:37:11] Hit them.

[12:37:17] Open.

[12:37:22] Oh, he's tired.

[12:37:28] Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, you.

[12:37:31] I'm getting a little tired I might fall asleep by the time I even finish this if we even do finish it

[12:37:53] my loading times have been exactly the same or longer even today I haven't seen any

[12:37:59] improvement loading times I think they made that shit up they just set it so

[12:38:03] that people would be like oh yeah they're a little bit faster now wow

[12:38:08] the kids no kids not married no kids no marriage

[12:38:20] yo just a cat yo let's diffuse

[12:38:29] I sure hope you guys aren't getting loading times like I am I sure hope

[12:38:48] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs holding moldy. Thank you very much valve. Thank you, sir

[12:39:18] These low dimes, holy.

[12:39:23] Oh, thank the Lord.

[12:39:28] Some power.

[12:39:33] Thank the Lord.

[12:39:38] The Lord.

[12:39:43] And one last one.

[12:40:13] Just a gel in here as a fucking player.

[12:40:43] get to him

[12:40:54] of

[12:41:04] Ciclo, come here, you bastard!

[12:41:34] Looks like more bullets than I thought it would be, but alright.

[12:42:29] My gun durability is f**ked, it's like 70 f**king percent, it's so bad.

[12:42:57] five

[12:43:04] the amount of

[12:43:05] the missing my secure container to i can't even attend anything i kill

[12:43:09] and take time is exactly the same you better be sg

[12:43:13] great work brother love the street thank you sir a lot of shit like that

[12:43:18] what

[12:43:19] transit is this is this is nine or ten

[12:43:24] 10 right

[12:43:33] There's only nine

[12:44:24] a Kalante killer and a Kaban killer we have.

[12:44:36] It's not enough.

[12:44:54] So when I got my thickness I can put down three eggs now and watch trying to get Shreddy

[12:45:01] Tired of being fat fuckin'

[12:45:03] Pick it up, you gotta stick with it, man.

[12:45:08] It is just, all it takes is just time and consistency.

[12:45:13] Easy.

[12:45:14] It's simple.

[12:45:15] Simple.

[12:45:16] It just takes time, a little bit effort and consistency.

[12:45:21] All it takes.

[12:45:22] The trust the process.

[12:45:29] Thank you for the subs, guys.

[12:45:40] Appreciate you all.

[12:45:46] I'll give it a burn, you piece of shit.

[12:45:56] Very Christmas-like, peaceful day in San Juan.

[12:46:06] This is good.

[12:46:13] I'm not using transit to deep over to Jill and Masking.

[12:46:27] I don't know, my brain ain't working like that right now.

[12:46:30] You've been going for a while. I'm going off a pure aggression and instinct

[12:46:42] There's no way there's a guy camping the transit there's no way dude, there's no way there's a guy camping the transit

[12:46:51] There's no way

[12:46:54] Yeah, there's no way he's in the corner back there, too

[12:46:57] you

[12:46:59] that guy knows

[12:47:04] yep

[12:47:06] that guy knows

[12:47:13] that guy knows

[12:47:16] thorax throat

[12:47:19] with an empty like

[12:47:21] Protect me on my way. I mean mate. I was doing how do I get thorax the roaded by the way? I

[12:47:29] Don't know what he's doing in there, but all right, I don't know what the fuck you're doing in there games, but no

[12:47:40] That's crazy I

[12:47:43] Had 18,000 so you you keep 60% of XP so I had 40% more than 18,000

[12:47:51] So, like, we're like, almost 30k, wait, that's impossible, how I killed so many, I killed

[12:47:59] Caban and Calante and two to Jill is that 60% can't be right.

[12:48:21] of the

[12:48:27] 18

[12:48:30] was 18,000

[12:48:32] of a 440 or at 45,000 of 45,000 as

[12:48:42] the one that see the song and on and on and on

[12:48:44] Mary Krimis, you filthy animal.

[12:48:49] Mary Krimis? That sucks.

[12:48:54] I just, I don't know what the fuck a guy's doing back there.

[12:48:59] That is a strange place to be.

[12:49:04] I don't know what the fuck a guy's doing back there.

[12:49:09] a strange place to be.

[12:49:22] I mean what makes me think he wasn't sniping though

[12:49:24] is the fact that he was using the MP5.

[12:49:26] Like why would you stream sniper with an MP5

[12:49:31] of all the guns to use.

[12:49:33] Like I know you need a protest drive

[12:49:35] Why would that be the gun that you pick?

[12:49:56] So I'll lock you to I got thorax thrown it as well. Oh man

[12:50:01] and

[12:50:11] all the bright side is I have to send all this cues again

[12:50:22] and

[12:50:40] and

[12:50:47] Mary Christmas you animals love you all

[12:50:49] Mary Christmas

[12:50:52] Mary Christmas

[12:50:56] Mary Mary Christmas

[12:51:04] waiting for

[12:51:08] .

[12:51:11] D

[12:51:18] Alert.

[12:51:20] Alert.

[12:51:22] Alert.

[12:51:28] Alert.

[12:51:48] Let me touch this man. Oh, he wants me to touch him.

[12:51:56] Francisco! Holy moly, back again. Dude, thank you so much, Francisco. Holy moly, you're always going crazy. Thank you so much, man. Merry Christmas to you.

[12:52:08] Thank you so much, dude. Holy shit. Oh, he's doing it again. Oh, okay.

[12:52:14] Oh my god, he's doing it again.

[12:52:17] He's going again.

[12:52:20] What key am I missing? That's the key, Francisco.

[12:52:23] Thank you so fucking much, brother.

[12:52:25] Thank you very much, sir.

[12:52:29] Thank you.

[12:52:33] Oh, there we go.

[12:52:35] Dude, thank you so much for that. There's a lot of subs.

[12:52:38] And then, Dume, thank you very much for the biddies as well, brother.

[12:52:41] I

[12:52:44] Was a lot of subs he's a red app summer guys, this is Francisco

[12:52:51] Oh, man, do those transits maybe tired

[12:52:57] Anonymous, thank you for the five gifted subs. It made me a little bit tired

[12:53:07] A little little bit

[12:53:09] it

[12:53:11] I've been 13 hours

[12:53:14] It's only been 13 hours

[12:53:24] Let me touch this man

[12:53:26] I was up the second one dude. Thank you so much Francis. Oh, thank you so much. Geo

[12:53:31] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs as well Francisco. You are a legend. Thank you so much, bro

[12:53:39] Thank you

[12:53:50] And bothered

[12:53:57] Oh

[12:54:01] Hey wake up after that that death like killed me in real life too I feel like

[12:54:09] he shot me in real life as well metaphorically this game drunk as hard as

[12:54:16] fuck yeah I'd imagine I'd have I'd imagine I would imagine playing drunk as

[12:54:29] little difficult in this game. Just swerving around and she says,

[12:54:37] don't ever let him or

[12:54:41] out, out, out.

[12:54:47] Happy two years and Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you. Zyphactus.

[12:54:53] Thank you. Good luck in the Navy. What's that song? In the Navy. I once drunk two beers and I

[12:55:05] couldn't even kill a scav. Well that's pretty bad. That is pretty bad. Two beers and you

[12:55:17] and

[12:55:24] he's

[12:55:31] the

[12:55:41] and

[12:55:56] the

[12:55:58] There we go, it's a little ding now.

[12:56:17] Merry Christmas, stepbrother.

[12:56:19] Merry Christmas, brother.

[12:56:20] I haven't fucking leveled up yet.

[12:56:22] 66,000.

[12:56:24] Big tassians.

[12:56:28] They're going crazy over here.

[12:56:36] Oh, it's so nice not wearing an Alton helmet.

[12:56:39] I can see and breathe again.

[12:57:19] Yeah, I need a beanie.

[12:57:26] Merry Christmas, my friend.

[12:57:28] Have a nice one today.

[12:57:30] Ho-ro-vo-ho.

[12:57:33] Here as well, brother.

[12:57:36] He's got a beanie.

[12:57:41] He's kya.

[12:57:49] What the fuck?

[12:58:07] What the fuck?

[12:58:19] I'm past that mist I got top there I should have taken a little bit of time and just lined

[12:58:46] the bad shot better.

[12:59:46] that worked okay that was a little odd rip rip I don't know how that angle worked out

[13:00:13] there yeah one thing you should have been able to shoot me there

[13:00:20] he was on a left hand peak too there's a left hand peak as well

[13:00:27] Yes, okay, yeah, I don't know how that worked out, but whatever

[13:00:45] I can't play.

[13:01:15] You can't blind fire to the left to you can't blind fire while moving anymore in this game

[13:01:19] I actually don't even know how he had a big ass gun to I don't know

[13:01:22] We got it like around the fucking corner of that doorway

[13:01:26] I

[13:01:28] I have armor what am I doing here what are you doing here?

[13:01:57] Go in there!

[13:02:25] Merry Christmas, big dog.

[13:02:27] Merry Christmas.

[13:02:31] Merry Christmas.

[13:02:43] Maybe we should just go back.

[13:02:47] We can go back.

[13:03:27] all five

[13:04:11] think so that doesn't look like

[13:04:19] up to daddy to watch holy shit missing out am I though am I really I don't think

[13:04:34] something I would enjoy personally. I don't think I would enjoy it.

[13:04:43] I

[13:05:01] Merry Christmas, Mery Krimis

[13:05:07] Mery Krimis

[13:05:13] the

[13:05:38] Merry Christmas and thanks for the entertainment. Thank you for that, bro

[13:05:45] Thank you

[13:05:59] I died interchange. Yeah, there was a guy at the transit sitting in the corner with an MP5

[13:06:05] And he fucking shot me in the throat.

[13:06:12] That's how that shit ended.

[13:06:15] Oh.

[13:06:16] That whole fucking Strataganzer came in with a dud.

[13:06:25] Ooh, the Mocked Room spawn.

[13:06:32] a spawner of the matanuma

[13:06:35] oh shit, I wanted a scope on this drone

[13:06:38] I wanted a scope on this drone

[13:06:57] did someone just hit the fucking extract already?

[13:07:02] I'm going to hit the extract already.

[13:07:32] It's a great Christmas proper.

[13:08:01] Oh, okay.

[13:08:03] There, there, there, there.

[13:08:05] Oh, Christmas.

[13:08:31] Oh my god!

[13:09:00] Can anyone else just poop their pants cuz I think I did a little bit

[13:09:05] Holy I don't even know how I was able to shoot that guy. I was literally in his face with my

[13:09:12] How was my kind of able to even still hit him? I don't think I should have even been

[13:09:30] I think there's some crazy peekers advantage going on right now that guy just like slow

[13:09:51] Oh, peeked me on the left hand and shot me first.

[13:09:54] What is happening?

[13:10:12] Oh, I'm about to get sick. I have the bleeding bug.

[13:10:17] Oh, my God. This game's whacked out today.

[13:10:21] Superwack that. I have the fucking looting bug.

[13:10:29] No, nobody sees me here.

[13:10:31] And I can't loot.

[13:10:34] Can't loot anything. I could shoot and do everything else, but I can't loot.

[13:10:37] Everything is unlootable.

[13:10:40] No looting for you.

[13:10:43] No looting.

[13:10:45] No looting.

[13:11:02] You think about bedsuit, guys.

[13:11:04] You think about bedsuit.

[13:11:15] I'm

[13:11:39] but

[13:11:55] 57 Merry Christmas Twizz.

[13:11:57] Merry Christmas,

[13:12:00] Merry Christmas,

[13:12:06] Mesta

[13:12:17] I'm a evasion arm and that you just got a spam

[13:12:22] Buffle bags and underground caches and also do

[13:12:28] Five MP5s in the cult of circle in your hideout

[13:12:33] That can get you them when you have the quest of active

[13:12:36] I think I'm just super busted right now.

[13:12:50] What is happening with this game?

[13:13:00] I've had so many issues in the past two hours

[13:13:12] Servers for all games have been down

[13:13:14] We are anonymous and we are taking down the internet for video games on Christmas

[13:13:21] So little Timmy and Jimmy can't play their new copy of Call Duty black ops seven that their mama got them

[13:13:30] Christmas is ruined. We are the Grinch fucking nerds. Oh, that was lizard squad

[13:13:42] sorry. That was lizard squad. Something like that. I don't know. It was fucking Reptar.

[13:13:52] I

[13:13:57] Remember that shit like those like 2016 or something they took down like Xbox and PlayStation for like a fucking week

[13:14:05] Oh

[13:14:21] I'm dead. Wow. That's so fucking cool. I'm dead. No way

[13:14:26] Wow

[13:14:29] Thanks game

[13:14:31] I'm dead

[13:14:33] Wow! Woohoo! Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. Shit, man. Shit! Wishing well. Up in rocks,

[13:14:58] up along the shore. Shit yeah man! I love that for us. I love that for us.

[13:15:28] and

[13:15:38] and

[13:15:41] and

[13:16:16] All right, let's try customs maybe try customs. I don't know

[13:16:34] Maybe

[13:16:36] Yeah, honestly, this green beanie is kind of drip that shit's kind of sick.

[13:16:49] That's just my whole aesthetic, like really nicely, right?

[13:16:55] It looked nice with the green bag and the green rig and then like the green jacket and

[13:17:03] The tan gun with the tan headphones is looking pretty dapper.

[13:17:10] Looking quite dapper.

[13:17:33] And that every does not mean, every does not mean.

[13:17:46] Oh it's queue time better now I've been four and half minutes, a five and a half minute

[13:17:56] or longer all day, it's the same shit.

[13:18:01] They didn't do anything, they lied.

[13:18:04] And this is just like a million people playing right now

[13:18:07] and they're slamming out all the servers

[13:18:09] and they're not working, but I don't see it.

[13:18:24] I don't see it.

[13:18:26] I

[13:18:41] Game servers not working. Yeah, I don't know like I said people fucking around on Christmas breaking shit on purpose being a bunch of dickheads

[13:18:56] Lizard squad back at it again. Oh

[13:19:00] Lizard squad

[13:19:07] You extract from factory from the frostbite what do you mean you just get frostbite in factory

[13:19:15] It's cold in factory the roof is blown up

[13:19:21] The roof is blown up

[13:19:26] It's not

[13:19:31] talking about the windows and shit are broken

[13:19:36] everything's broken and a fucking helicopter crashed through the god damn roof

[13:19:40] and factory what are you talking about?

[13:19:43] There's a fucking helicopter inside of there

[13:19:47] We didn't come through the roof where did it come from?

[13:19:56] of the

[13:20:04] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

[13:20:18] Out of the sultans of swag.

[13:20:25] Bum bum bum.

[13:20:28] Bum bum bum.

[13:20:35] Bum bum bum.

[13:20:38] Bum bum bum.

[13:20:43] Bum bum bum.

[13:21:15] of

[13:21:40] Somebody was firing the bullets.

[13:21:53] Right there.

[13:21:58] Behind me, one in front of me.

[13:22:06] that's really bright oh my

[13:22:26] I hope this guy doesn't lose up ahead.

[13:22:38] Oh, this guy don't shoot me.

[13:22:40] Nooooo!

[13:22:56] There's a guy in the back, there's a guy inside and there's a guy on my left too.

[13:23:08] Holy fuck, they're all over there.

[13:23:11] How do you expect someone in the back too?

[13:23:13] Oh, everyone's just standing there.

[13:23:16] What the fuck?

[13:23:18] Holy shit.

[13:23:21] What the hell's going on?

[13:23:24] Wow, what's getting made me right now?

[13:23:41] K-12, rip, rip.

[13:23:49] month shy of five years and so was the

[13:23:52] the

[13:23:55] the

[13:24:01] the

[13:24:05] scab-fucked me

[13:24:07] and I don't really know what like

[13:24:10] maybe

[13:24:13] maybe

[13:24:17] and about the things

[13:24:27] oh god nobody ammo

[13:24:35] nothing

[13:24:45] uh...

[13:24:52] Okay, we need meds.

[13:25:13] Meds.

[13:25:16] Meds.

[13:25:37] Okay.

[13:25:40] That bombs.

[13:25:43] I had the phones.

[13:25:52] Vaseline.

[13:25:57] Vaseline.

[13:26:02] This would be cool.

[13:26:07] I have an M4.

[13:26:10] It's a new lower.

[13:26:29] An O light.

[13:26:30] We don't like O light.

[13:26:40] I think five six eight ones.

[13:26:50] Five more of these.

[13:26:58] Right out.

[13:27:02] Okay.

[13:27:08] at the first thing I look over and read alright guys I never had to sleep now

[13:27:13] honestly I'm really fucking tired I am quite tired I think this is a good

[13:27:18] stopping point getting late to getting pretty fucking late

[13:27:25] I'll just go read some of them.

[13:27:32] There's no line.

[13:27:38] And the boys got out of there.

[13:27:50] I guess staying on I mean shit I got fragrance he's deep in his dream but

[13:28:04] maybe that'll wake him up a little bit hi gamers I'll see all tomorrow Merry

[13:28:08] Christmas I will be streaming tomorrow as well I will sleep with the get up

[13:28:12] so I'll see y'all later go good mr. Fragas some love and have a great night

[13:28:18] Thanks for hanging out Merry Christmas, guys.