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Hello!
Hello.
Hello. Good morning, guys. Hello.
How we doing?
Good morning. Good morning. All right. Well, I got some loot on me. Okay. Hold on
Hold on what happened here?
Yes, what happened here we killed some people look up
Would you just look at that
Would you just look at that we've got loot on us
I'm not sure these johns, johns
a lot of money.
Ah, today.
Hopefully we get more event
stuff. I have some prestige
questing to do. We're almost
kind of almost done with that.
Not too much more.
and
and it's three maps from normal Tarkov to arena way like full maps or parts of
maps.
Dormscav can parts, okay.
I'm gonna come from Woods, Dormscav can from Shorokai.
I thought you were gonna tell me that they added like full
customs to Arena, like the entire customs map to Arena.
Which honestly, like I kind of, something like that
that would have been kinda sick.
Cause you gotta think, I mean, well, not even,
you have to, but when I first heard about Reno,
my whole thought was that it was gonna be
like a larger scale than what they made it out to be.
Geez, I don't think I even really need all these,
but whatever.
It does not pay to win face mask will face mask
Capture the flag seems a factory well, so that's what I was thinking. I was like, oh, well we're gonna have
capture the flag on woods or something like that, you know
We're like, you know 10v10 capture the flag and search and destroy and shit like that on like bigger sized maps yo
Did we get any
I don't think that we got any maybe you should use some rogue farming actually did we get any new event quests
not at the moment
that'd be done on woods yeah well that's I mean something that's what I thought it was kind of
going to be like where it's going to be like larger scale, not large scale, but larger scale
like PVP raids almost with objectives.
That's
You
What the voodoo we fun as fuck with a ton of running and camping probably
I don't know. So I used to play a lot of squad back in the day.
Like early on in that game, like 20, 16 ish area.
Yo, what's up?
I used to play a lot of squad and I had a buddy that would.
He was part of this big competitive squad group.
And they would organize these huge fucking
Tortements for squad and it was fucking sick and when I heard about Tarkov arena. I was like if it was kind of like that
That'd be so badass. I
Just have so much fun playing squad
It was it was actually
Fucking amazing because you had
He saw a level six plates damn you had
Groups of I don't know what was squad like 50 players on each team like a hundred person lobby
We're like, I don't imagine like 50 v 50, but it's really, really, really organized like both teams have legitimate squad leaders that are coordinating shit and it's is fucking awesome.
It wasn't just like random idiots running around doing whatever it was super, super organized and it was fun because everyone knew what they were doing.
I'm going to go back to the
I said you can wear the PNH and it keeps you warm. Yes, but you can only wear GSSH with
it, which you can now wear GSSH with the Ushanka as well.
The last time I played squad, it was over a year ago. We did a sponsored stream for
I still like that game a lot, but playing it as a streamer is impossible.
You literally cannot stream that game.
You just, you straight up can't.
It's insane.
I
Remember I was playing it and
Every single fob that we put down got immediately found and raided and murdered the hell is
This is so fucking bad
It was so bad
A lot competitive a super fun
I didn't do it a ton, but every now and then one of my buddies was like, yo, we need some people to go up in on this
I'm like, I'll be chill
you
I said not
That's on Arena Battle Pass, the 106 face cover that gives you ability to wear Alton's helmet
like a freeze effect. I don't think that actually gives it to you. If I'm not mistaken, it doesn't.
That like extreme weather face mask, I don't think that protects you from the frost but
I'm fairly confident everything has to be, they tested it, it works unfortunately.
Oh, really?
Oh, well then I don't know. Well then I don't know. Yeah,
rush, rush, rush, rush. Thank you so much for the 10 gifted
brother. Thank you. Also, Teemo. Thank you very much.
Man, glad you enjoyed. Thank you, sir. Raktad, Medge,
stricken wolves, X person, Tex, Cloud, thank you very much guys.
I don't know.
I'm over it, honestly, all the arena stuff.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Whatever they had is what they had, you know?
That's why that's my new approach.
They had some bullshit.
the ads of bullshit, whatever.
Talk about some bullshit.
How about this, oh, there is,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Give me a shot.
The way I thought I was gonna hit him in the fucking head,
what?
How the fuck, dude?
That not a headshot, that first one? Or did he bounce it off his level 3 face mask?
Oh, no, not a flare. No, no, no, that's not what we want. That's not what we want at all.
I want to use a propatile, but that's too late.
come. maybe the flare would have been better than that maybe to be honest.
I swear, M80 does not do anything to people anymore in this game.
It's really fucking terrible to swipe for some reason.
does not kill and it's not accurate at all. Like my shots literally they do cork
screws in the fucking air. They're doing, you know, 360 yy-lattice tall
no-scopes as I'm shooting at people. It's ridiculous.
I'm sure we gotta click left a little bit here. They're terrible. I mean M6-1's
probably amazing here, but M80, I don't know what they did to it this
It's bad
I hear somebody.
skips it
he's got a
right
it's the fucking Grinch
it's the Grinch
it's the Grinch
get the little Grinch, I thought that was a player
Skav, no rogue.
Not shot-landed.
At least one of them lands.
How they keep fucking crafting the llamas, what'd they do?
They change ammo crafts?
They've got to all be like on this building or in this building.
The lighthouse, a half there, I've got to kill rogues for prestige, you know, 100 road
kills, I've got like 70 something.
I also may have shot a 40 millimeter grenade in midair, two feet from my face last night,
right here at the spot.
fucking the same shit was wild
yeah it is a clip of it dude eyes fucking crazy
I don't have it on hand, but the GL doing set up last night.
of
the
of
the
I
Did you know what?
Look at it
I'm pretty sure I shoot it a minute if that's even possible.
Look at that shit.
I mean the timing is like insane.
The timing is insane on that.
If I didn't actually shoot it out of the air it sure as shit looks like I did.
I honestly I think what happened is I shot him in the head like as he shot the grenade
launcher or something and like server versus client side shit was fucking with it like
he was probably dead before he actually fired it I don't really know but that's
a crazy looking clip. Oh, what the fuck man? Oh, chill daddy. Oh, chill motherfucker. Wait,
What is that sound of headshot, oh my god.
Dude, I remember that the M80 doesn't work, I'm telling you, it doesn't work, don't talk
it about.
It doesn't work!
Some AI here.
Inside.
Shit.
You can grab the M80A1, it's really good, M80A1 is, they swapped the stats, so M80A1
is old M61 and M61 is old M80A1, so it's just, it's an old M61, it's really fucking
Yeah, I guess it must technically it's bugged or something, but it's real good.
Oh, our presence.
Sphere. Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Did we get everything we ever wanted?
We got socks. I mean, are they nice socks?
Locks in a bad gift.
Big socks for a gift.
Oh, we got the...
All the damn rules.
Time to thank you so much.
Thank you for the five gifts.
And Matt, thank you for the five gifts and subs.
Thank you very, very much, boys.
Thank you.
Socks are one of those gifts you get when you're older and they're like damn man I was not
appreciative enough as a kid when I got socks.
What the fuck are all the rogues?
One.
Two rogues.
that's soo thank you for the five gifted subs
looks really sad
thank you very very much for this appreciation
I
Remember Christmas I
Do not much I just bought myself some things
All myself a few things
probably guess probably not that hard to guess what I bought
Probably not that hard, man.
And sing me, mm-mm-mm-mm.
A blow up dial?
Yeah.
A life-sized, life-sized, uh,
proper blow up dial.
well i'm not actually life-sized like one like um
three-quarter scale three-quarter scale they said old proper daddy too thick to ship in the mail
we gotta shrink him down a little bit let's say okay that's fun
get the cars here actually i could check for more rogues in this building there's gotta be more
somewhere. There's gotta be more, man. Only killed like two of them. Three of them.
I'm going to have a fucking show.
Oh, that guy fucking saw me.
Where the fuck did he go?
I don't know where he went.
I don't know how that guy saw me.
Fucking to Jill mask on
They should you shouldn't be able to wear the beanies to Jill masks
It's kind of lame. We're talking about this last night how like
The to Jill a mask and like this wipe and last wipe is just like the meta they should really change it
I think it's kind of lame
it just feels like that's the like go-to like everyone is just wearing a
tier-5 face mask
because I mean the boss spawns every fucking raid so you get a million of the
face mask so people just wear the shit out of them and you can put them in your
container so you can just like every time you kill the boss you guarantee
get a face mask as long as you touch his body but you can't put it in your
container anymore I thought you still could I mean regardless see oh he also
spawns on two maps do you have to put them on interchange as well I don't know
I think they should change it up.
They should change it.
I think I think that mask is like it's way too prevalent.
You shouldn't you shouldn't see it as much as you do.
But this isn't an extract. Whoops.
I have to go to...
Oh, okay, we technically could just transit out, but we'll go the long way.
Alright, fine, I'll stay in the red. Maybe we'll end up killing this guy.
We'll all die, though.
So you can't get a mask from that.
I guess technically no.
Actually, if you want to think about it, it's not on pre maps.
There's a zoom sensitivity setting in the game settings.
Crank that way up.
I'm not wearing the PN helmet.
I don't think it's worth to wear the PN helmet.
Because headphones are more important than all of the other helmets, like GSSH headphones
suck.
Oh, he's here, very good.
I think it's much more important to just wear a good pair of headphones, it'll save
you so much more than some shitty helmet.
the green level 3 SSH 60 whatever helmet for some reason people call it the penis helmet
it's the green peen helmet I don't really exactly get it but that's what people have
I've always called it since it came out, so penis helmet it is.
It looks like a dick. I don't know what kind of Kermit the Frog situation you guys got going on, but...
I'm not familiar with such things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
that's pretty chill
I get my Christmas gift from the website, no, I don't think so, I don't think so, just
Christmas gifts.
Not look part of.
Three rogues.
I'll take it.
That'd be worse.
I
Our currency up someone just asked definitely gonna that that's one that you don't want to mess
Definitely don't want to be missing that
Maybe a rippa a rippa
I'm waiting for the rest of this event to be done, I'm going to prestige after the
event because if I prestige now then like what's the point like the event is
gonna be over by the time I even get to do it probably I'm just working on all
the stuff for it but we're basically there pretty much done everything for
this
All right, I'll pretend.
Looks good to me.
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about that. There's a screaming kitten.
It's pretty good dog. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
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of
the road,
rado baggins
thank you very very much for the two three brother
do you ever do any competition shooting?
keep up the awesome strings that dark
now
it's fun
just for fun
just for fun
really for fun
my rooms are getting killed already. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.
I'm not.
I just thought there's a lot of nades going on.
I think that somebody would be up here to do what he needs going on.
I don't know if somebody is up here.
That there is.
Oh fuck, you can see over here.
Oh fucking shit balls.
I did not realize that.
Oh fuck, you can see over here, old fucking shit balls.
I do not realize that.
Ah, sir, there's a boulder in the way.
There's a big rock in the way, mister.
I have got him.
I'm not sure that should have hit him.
Fucking sea man.
There's some trees and shit in the way.
I think we got him right?
Oh my god Santa Claus why are you like this to me why are you like this Santa?
It goes to Christmas past.
Why Santa?
Did he actually shit on my armor? What the fuck does a level 6 blade do, dude? Done.
I don't know why Santa's so bad at me on this map.
That's one way to die.
this is not the ideal place to be here
to stop
in-game
blame fucking Santa Claus dude
blame Santa Claus
bucket Santa Claus as well
and closets and shoot me all since last night i don't know why it's only on this
map
it's
it's literally only on this map
you check out the new hoonigan video with travis patrana on the stream
no
I haven't seen that
it's sick
maybe killing rogues equals bad
hey babe
I don't know it should have been sand classes in a rogue
just FYI. It does. It does. That it does.
Holy Diver. Oh, the masquerade.
Let it do, let it do.
I want to buy my shirt.
Do you know what I'm in the mood for?
Some monster assault or some fight milk.
Get with you boys at Monster and let something happen.
Make fight milk monster.
I drink fight milk so I can fight like a crow.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
you
I never want to go back to Lighthouse after doing this so many rogue gills so many rogue
gills 79 now 79 of a man 79
That's on six fence rep.
Thanks!
I have a meal.
I'm going to put my food on the hungry.
you
you
you
you
you
I got some eggs I got some eggs
Oh, wow.
Sorry, that bacon be crispy.
That bacon be crispier.
I mean that works for me. That works for me.
And with that bacon I know. I've already been taken out by bacon before. Bacon
took me out. Didn't even buy me dinner.
good spawn good spawn good spawn
my part of terror group I
down terror group well I saved the world from them bastards
I'll let him choose between a helmet and a beanie.
Pretty much just wear a beanie.
Wear the damn beanie.
Wear the damn beanie, man.
Making life a lot easier.
You keep balaclava in a arena I've heard.
There's a balaclava that keeps you warm that you get through the arena now.
of
Zero kills. Honestly, I should just dip out back to the village or you just killed them all. Why even fuck around here any longer?
This guy in the rock sniping.
No point in waiting around for him to shoot me in the head, right?
I think I brought that in these keys.
five
was like six rugs I killed
five
what's that?
I thought I did
I did hear a footstep.
Oh my god, it's Dirty Dan.
No way that was at me, right?
Is that at me?
substance
how did you see me
my ankle is here
I'm
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hoggers.
Suck, man.
Suck.
What's up, man?
Walker, thanks for 8 months.
Bada?
Thank you.
Last message.
I have 9 raids to get 5 scabs in the train, you will.
That's about right. That quest is ass, dude.
It's making everyone kill scabs at the place where the scabs don't fucking spawn.
That'll be sick.
You know that place where we don't spawn any scabs?
Yeah, let's send them there to kill scabs.
Merry Christmas.
Wish you a merry Christmas.
Thank you so much for all your Christmas, buddy.
Yeah, Merry Christmas, fuck you, Blyat!
That'll stay games.
Oh yeah, by the way, you kill a PMC at the spot that you're supposed to go to kill
of scabs it resets all your progress fuck you again
yeah don't kill PMC's at the train depot when you're doing that quest it resets
your progress on the quest if you have all this before scab kills and shoot
PMC you're back to zero don't kill PMC's at the depot when you're doing that
It says it's optional, it's not. That shit is not optional. They lied. They fucking lied about that one.
I'll shake in cold get there move on
Can you flare or track them there now?
I don't think there's any.
You just have to go and pray that they spawn if they don't want to go back.
I'm eating really crispy bacon. I'm trying not to chew into the mic while I do it.
Let's get it on.
get it on or can you find surgical tools medical crates or there's big wooden crates that spawn
medical items in them anywhere that medical things would be on shelves and medical areas etc
I just killed you GGs get Racknerd Merry Christmas. No GGs
GGs brother a fucking lighthouse right fucking lighthouse
That's how lighthouse goes
I just got shot in the back of the head the raid before White House is getting headshot
by people that you don't ever see.
Welcome to the party.
I
The man
Chad
Cube
Aggroed Santa I didn't aggro exanthes Santa I existed and Santa Claus is on a fucking egg nog
milk and cookies
Fueled the blood rage. She's seeing red. He's just running around murdering everyone
He was drunk driving the sleigh last night crashed in Russia and now he's on a bloodthirsty rampage
bullshit
I don't know.
I
Do I fuck with slaughter to prevail they've got some good stuff not my favorite band, but they got some good shit
I was going to make like a oh Tarkov server performance joke why should you always knock
on the refrigerator door before you open it because there might be a salad dressing in
there.
Oh
Can I get to extra large pepperoni with the special Tony sauce? I got you, bro. I got you
I'm not behind you.
Hup.
Yeah.
Oh, wait. No, that's muted. Oh.
All right, I'll go get the door.
Okay.
Here we go.
All right, I'll go get the door.
Okay.
All right, I'll go get the door.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
oh wait no that's muted uh-oh as I wasn't getting my fucking jobs
oh that first shot hurt
Look at that green goobah.
Green goobah.
Hey, we're on a level six?
I'll show you, brother.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I did that hit the gun.
I don't know where that road went.
Oh
You're an asshole I made
Hey. Merry Christmas to you. Thank you, Banes.
Merry Christmas, brother.
Welcome to John. Welcome to John. Merry Christmas.
I'm going to get him.
I'm doing the quest for prestige 4 which requires you to kill 100 rows.
You need one hundred roads, they're going to be found in the raid for electronic, no.
No they do not.
No they do not.
I don't think one's on that gun actually.
Looks like it's tilted up a little bit.
Yippee-ki-yay!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
The only option, killin' the rogues, yep.
Yep, you gotta do it, a hundred of them.
A hundred rogues, 40 PMCs.
Obel, all the bobbleheads found in raid. Plus, you have to like transit from labs to streets to interchange.
You have to do for prestige four onward, I believe. There might be more requirements for the other prestigees, but I think you have to do it every time after.
There we go.
One more.
One more.
No, no, no, this isn't Christmas Quest.
We haven't gotten the next round of Christmas Quest yet.
We're waiting on those.
They'll probably hit in a couple hours.
I think they hit around this time yesterday, unless they just don't do some today, which would be weird
Let's see this rogue from here
That's the most vague what I'm going based off of a hair color, that's it.
It's so vague. I need more information.
We're missing critical info. Sam?
That channel?
Oops, already?
Oh, why choose?
Why choose?
Why choose?
I
Fucking hate this map so much fucking hate this map so much
Why I go up there
Why I knew it
Why I do it
I learned said yesterday I wasn't gonna go on the roofs anymore and here I am on the roofs
Here I am on the fucking roofs that a leg and stomach shots.
Yep.
Hey, just my man.
I hate it.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
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Mm.
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You know
Yo yo
Yo yo
10 more. 10 more. 10 more. 10 more. We're almost there.
Two more grades if we're good. Two more if we're good. I don't go on the rooftops.
Thank you.
I need liquor. Thank you for the
five gifted subs brother. How
we go, man? Thank you so much.
it very much and more guys and more we're on the bathroom we load up here back
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What the...
Oh shit ass squad fucker. We're good.
Level workout playlist, exclamation mark.
Shit. Playlists. Playlists, I always want playlists.
Yeah, we're not getting any roads and I'm gonna say two more raids if we're good and two more raids if we're good and I don't spawn on the other side of the fucking Russia.
Thank you, buddy.
I'm gonna keep up the good work.
Thank you, Duke.
That is a fucking Peter Cotter house.
I
got that hipfire boy I believe in the heart of the cards I hit those shots
I need a amen. I got an amen.
Uh-uh. Uh-oh.
Hey, you.
You nice little...
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the
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks for two years and the drops big man.
Thank you, so do I okay do I even bother going to rogue camp right now like it's kind of a waste of time
I'm gonna be dead, right?
Needle, leadle, leadle, leadle, leadle
Needle, leadle, leadle, leadle, leadle, leadle
I think we read rebel reset
pity twisters
working in grinding left at the same time
yeah
it's life right
imagine being employed
not playing video games all day
fucking loser
fucking loser
He's got a job.
What?
Believe this guy, dude?
You believe this guy?
He's got a job?
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Hello, bud.
When we're adding more to the gun wall,
So, it's not more like adding, it's more like rearranging it, where we're swapping out.
It's more when are we swapping out?
the
the
You don't need anything else, but some type of DAC would be good.
You don't have to go crazy.
DAC is the thing that turns a digital analog converter.
It turns the digital audio signal into an analog audio signal into your headphones.
And the better it is, the more accurate it does that conversion.
All right, right now, so let's go.
and
you see confirm that a deck will revolutionize eons
off the pc my a6 t's were pretty good
but getting a go xl really woke them up and made them sound so much richer and better
They do help. They do help, but ultimately you are also limited by the audio source like the
Like the actual file that's being played right
They give your streaming music or something to stream quality to the music, etc
The load honestly the fucking loading times I
Would change the loading times. I legitimately think it's the worst part of the game
the cheaters and shit and everything else whatever all that stuff is so much
easier to deal with if I don't have to wait five minutes for a read
yeah I honestly think that's the one like performance and all that fucking
the loading times I would change and I actually think it's the worst part it
would make everything else so much more bearable too. Like if you die to some bullshit and you
just queue in a raid right away and like be playing against or whatever like I could I could move on
from that but when I'm sitting here going through all the stages of grief in the five minute loading
screen like damn the pain really sets in. The pain really sets in
fully naked dead bodies at gas station. Maybe they had like a ritual ritual ritual cult Sudoku game
behind the gas station. It was like Charles Scafson. They just had like a cult mass altar four.
Just right there.
I
Was not good for a nine-to-five or I
I'm gonna be curious to see I mean normally I would say that but it'll be interesting to see what they do
Because now the game is like permanent characters and seasonal characters and stuff. So
I'm curious how that's gonna work with
with players
There's like technically this is supposed to be your permanent character that doesn't
wipe.
So depending on what they do with the seasons.
I'm just gonna hope no one's spawned there or they're not dumb enough to run this way.
Or they don't hear me and then run behind me because they hear me.
It's like a prestige intransfer to seasonal character.
Probably.
Actually, I have no fucking idea.
We don't know how any of this is going to work.
They just said the concept.
They just said the idea.
Ooh, that guy just exploded.
Nikita's just like, we have the concepts of a plan.
Oh my god, he's fucking dying.
Can we get a three? Can we get a three?
Now I got a third landmine.
Alex, I'll take three line mines for 500, please.
I wouldn't hit him in the fucking head, dude!
Good, N80 is so bad.
That one missed.
Okay, well I saw him right at the end there and then of course he hits me in the head
I was trying to jump and get out of the way.
How is he right there bro?
That guy walked through two fucking mines, is that even healing?
Oh, this map is so bad.
I hate it so much.
I did not think that guy was able to.
I didn't think he was dead, but I didn't think he was able to be there that fast.
You'd think two fucking mines would do some damage to him.
Well, that P90.
I'm sorry. Why do you have a P90 on Lighthouse?
What are we doing with that?
I mean, I guess it worked.
I don't know how he was alive but too well not alive, but you know not like half-dead. Oh my goodness
Oh my god
Eclipse
50 gifted subs holy shit man. Thank you so much holy fuck
Thank you so much man. Good lord
Good God and taters as well
Wow
Oh my god needs six more it could literally be one raid it could literally be one more raid. Oh
My god, we're almost there. I want to be done with this right
I want to be done with this map.
I want to be done.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I want to be done with the rogue killing.
I've been killing rogues for 33 years
Sup bro, what's up?
Oh, saw man
Just did some damage to my finances my finances look I have a g28 right there
I'm here for a winter pizza, with lots of pepperoni and then some.
tonight, Bangie Zox though, song's a banger, yes it is, it's kind of wild, well now an
hour ago, someone logged into my account and reset it to zero, they also changed my profile
pic, my account said double log verification, etc, never had this happen before, then any
account whatsoever is level 53, ready to proceed to five, I'll test them for my ending.
Let me check my two-factor, then.
I'm going to go check my two-factor right now.
Can you change your email in this game, you still can't change your email, right?
You can now it doesn't let me
It doesn't let me it's like great out
I'm on the website.
I'm looking on my screen for now from BSG.
If they ever send me my code,
Akita, can I have my code, please?
What is sent to the main email?
That's a lie.
It wasn't sent to my main email, that's a lie.
Maybe it's in like my spam or something, junk?
Did it go to my junk?
It's my email, you'll check?
Okay.
Yeah, I don't have a...
And then I get an email from ESG, which is how do I change my email on my account?
I go to Profile Overview, if I go to Change, it's just grayed out.
No, I can't change my email.
five plus people and
streamers right now.
Uh oh.
You said that it's happening to a bunch of people wait this is happening to more streamers.
I'm still not getting my friend Amon and another shroomer from Spain happens.
I can't even do anything because I don't get the email from BSG to do anything.
Yeah, it might just take a little while.
it only does it only does two-factor to your e-mail
I don't have the two-factor in your passwords app
does it let you use an authenticator app for this game?
well this game lets you do an authenticator app doesn't it?
How do I do that? I have to go to my security settings?
I still need the code from the email.
I need the code from the email to do that.
I'm not left to gun.
They've five more rogues.
Not on there.
I wonder if I'll get this email, however, not one there.
Ow.
I'm blind or these motherfuckers are invisible.
three more three more
Let's see if I get this email from B.S.G.
Oh, nothing.
It's checking.
Checking?
Nope.
Nothing, still.
Oh nothing, it's checking, checking, nope, nothing still.
Maybe if I try to do the sort of security settings, customize two-factor, that'll
like sends it like re-end it I don't know. Or they're just their shits is fried. Their
stuff might just be fried.
I
I
hate DMRs this way. They got killed by all the robes too. Probably on the other side.
He was in here fast. I ain't got one. What?
Krimvosproski.
Level six plate. Holy fuck dude.
Did that fucking head out dude? That thing just rips.
jobs don't work. I'm telling you, the DMR's M80 is horrible now. It's so bad. I don't
know what changed with it. These DMR's ain't it this way. Unless maybe a M61 or M80A1.
Yeah, it does, it does not kill.
Should have stopped using it to be honest.
Probably don't even need.
I think I could just get it done this with a different gun, no honestly.
There we go.
Alright, well that was close.
Alright, well that was close.
Alright, well that was close.
I was close and only got about two rogues.
5-4-5 is disgusting this way with that gun.
So good. Plus you get like an actual high-pen ammo.
You're shooting BP at it at like 800 rounds per minute.
It's crazy.
I got three rogues.
I think I got two. I don't think the other one died.
Maybe I got three.
187 wait I got fucking five oh yeah I got five roaches wait I forgot about that
I got five that almost a dime that other one was a dime quest am I doing
prestige quest new beginning 100 rogue kills
M80 and M80A1, way more pen on M80A1, M80A1 will zip through tier 5 armor, M80 will not...
Shit's a slappa!
I'm taking my subaham...
Hello. Hello.
Brother Johnson.
I
Thank you, thank you Joey thinking mages Christmas every merry late Christmas
Oh man, okay, so we are
Do I need one roll kill? I fucking 99. Are you fucking kidding?
I gotta go back because I'm at 99.
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking out.
I get this email.
Fucking 99, man.
Of course, it could have been one more last raid.
Fucking 99.
Pay to my ass.
Pay to my fucking ass.
I don't know why it's not giving me this, though.
I mean, I guess I know why it's not giving me this email.
So why can't I can you guys change your email on your BSG profile?
I've never been able to change my email on it. I don't know why. No, no, no, yes.
That's wild. I've never been able to do it for forever. I've always been trying to change it. I've never been able to do it.
will do it collect those oiled up booty cheeks Tony Merry Christmas and happy new year Merry
Christmas brother we're working on it because my two factors and I thought it was fully
set up. Okay, I'll try to do it. You, Brando, thank you.
Okay.
I take a few hours a few hours for fucking two factor you know
What if I was trying to log into the launcher?
Why see you
I just like spam requesting elsewhere. I'm surely that'll work, right?
Odessent to the main email.
You wanna run the team with the birds and Mary?
It's new tech. Yeah, that new two-factor, that new two-factor tech.
Hmm
I think someone's gonna keep out of spawn or they're gonna run down the mines again. Let go fucking Waco
It's gonna go this way I need one road. I should be able to just pop one road from up here
I should be able to pop one rogue.
Remember, email that you're counting on?
I was waiting for a two-factor code.
Shouldn't that just be a thing where it's like,
oh, boom, here's the code?
It's straightaway banned.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't want to be here anymore.
I don't want to be here.
Red House Road, dig me home, dig me home, dig me home, there's almost some shoreline,
this map's worth some shoreline.
spawns are kind of whacked out this way, but the rest of the map I think is better than this.
The shoreline used to be the map. The shoreline was the hotness for so long.
The shoreline was the place, you were loading to shoreline and you were like,
holy fuck dude I'm going to shoreline right now. Jesus Christ, I'm about to run into the
Thickest guys
It used to be so I was like fucking labs before labs was even labs
Okay, don't know where that hunter road goes.
this frostbite stuff a permanent thing to the game I think it's just for this
event because we've had snow in the past with that frostbite so I think I
think it's just for the event
let it go
Let's run up the banger.
Hello.
Alright we're done!
We're fucking done man!
We're fucking done!
but the rogues, hell yeah.
Love that for us.
Love that for us.
The rogue farming extravaganza pelusa is done.
Lover prestige, the transits and a couple of PMC kills, like two or three PMC kills.
Where's the Gabagool?
Very important question, but I don't know the answer to.
Hey there, make sure to use a primus.
That's right. That's right. Use your prime. Use your prime.
We're gonna do our transit shit right now.
We have to go what? Labs to streets to ground zero? No, labs to streets to interchange.
Okay, okay.
It's a good question.
Labs to streets to interchange.
That shouldn't be bad.
We also got like super lucky with the street spawn
and just literally spawned right next to the transit.
That's for a second lunch.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I'm
out
of
the
of
the
of
the
the
and
the
of
the
of
Napster thing, but I mean
Wasn't that like I mean can you blame them?
Wasn't Napster just like what you paid for a Napster and you got to just download all the music right?
It was free and you just got to download the like you just straight up downloaded it
So it was like fucking torrenting
So why we can't mad at artists for just wanting to shut shit down like that like that's the
I I get it man. I get it, you know
I get why you'd be a little bit pissed about that.
File sharing.
There you go.
Pure to pure file sharing.
safe limelayer.
We'll be right back.
you
No, we're ready to start our timer now.
It's because we are in a transit.
We're transmitting.
Sending transmission.
It doesn't give you an estimate or anything in the transit.
Why I'm not sure Lupo just had his account reset Oh while he was playing
I mean, I doubt it. I doubt it's these are accounts getting hacked. Right? This sounds
sounds like an issue with Battle State games or something on their servers.
ooooh it's W for WUMBO
It's W for Wombo.
Hello, good sir.
Hello?
you
This queue has taken some time.
of
I'm not getting this I want to change my account shit now because of what's happening to everyone
but I can't because she's not sending two-factor codes through email I'm kind of nervous people
are getting their accounts reset. I mean, yeah, it could be. I think it's I don't think it's
account compromisation. I think it's something with their databases exactly. I doubt everyone's
getting their passwords and two factor and emails hacked. Like it's probably it's probably
something with the battle say game's database or some shit.
Apparently, apparently Bax Beast can't have his
a cat rollbacked all the bus call me we're gonna get the scoop on what's happening
Yeah, yeah, what's like it's gone on my cheats backfire, bro. No
So I don't know I I was I ex-filled from reserve and was manipulating my inventory
And then it gave me the pop-up that said that I had to log back in and it closed it close the game
which to me says that somebody else logged into the account
I didn't get a single email that said logged in from a different location you know how it like sends it to shit
I got two factor on
um...
nothing like that
my profile picture got changed
and my account got reset
what did it get changed to
uh... it's a picture it looks like brian from family guy but he's got his dick out
okay so somebody did that then
yeah somebody a hundred cent did that but
it wasn't it wasn't it doesn't look like it was through the website or the the launcher or anything i have no idea how it
so backs piece to say what he'd seen they happen to him
yeah i saw on twitter
what the fuck okay well
on the resident i can do except this is
i don't think there is i messaged uh... so talk to apple
I said, you know, I gave my account email, they locked my account, and I said, hey, you're
going to be able to restore the account at all.
And he said he's not sharing the, he doesn't know he's going to talk to somebody else.
So yeah, I have no idea.
Damn.
I have no idea.
Damn.
So they can lock your account as in like you can't play on it right now?
Yeah.
the
to get into their database and fuck with everyone's stuff right now. Jesus. That sucks. Yeah,
if they can't reset people's accounts, that's really bad.
Yeah, so two guys, two, what, Latin American streamers, show us what you said.
Yeah, Baxbeast, well no, he said he knows of a couple people that it happened to.
Yeah, back piece insane insane insane something. Yeah, and now me
That's
Not good. I yeah, I can't imagine that everyone's emails and whatever is getting hacked like
It's got to be something on bsg's end
Definitely wasn't the seven radars and 16 bots. I'm right. Those are all good
No, no, no, they don't even detect.
They don't care about that.
They don't care about that.
I do think it's funny.
You got people in your chat.
They're like, oh, they call them cheating.
They're accounts that they're like 5,000 plus hours
that can fly through the air.
They also, they don't change your profile picture
to Ryan from Family Guy with his dick out.
This is 100% true.
They don't just ban you.
They don't put a dick on your picture.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
all right well keep me updated when you hear
good luck
don't please doesn't
hi yeah i mean i hope so shit
all right i'll see you later
well that's fucking crazy
guys he's not it's not it's not
cheats
it's not
it's not cheats
I know everyone's going to make jokes on this, but that's not what it is.
It seems like there's actually an issue with BSG right now,
where the BSG shit has been compromised and people are able to reset accounts.
I'm still not getting these two-factor things.
I may find Baxby posted something.
of
the
How's the rates been? They've been honestly fine. Yeah, I found it
Be aware of getting in disable two factor. Well that would imply that the the password was also compromised in two
Right
Because you still need the password so the password would have to be reset
All righty, thank you very much for the raid. How do I read that? This is crazy shit miss cat cat. Thank you very much for the raid
Thank you. I'm I really don't I'm messaging about what I can do with my
account
whoever's whoever's hacking the accounts is overriding bshe's name change stuff
because they all got the same name.
Here's a car. I've lived up to extract from my transit. The car could be here. It could be a disgruntled dev or something
Who knows man?
I mean it's
It's
It's pretty clear that it's a
Like a bsg side issue
I might be no perfect for you.
I think I'm also getting shot.
Hey man, hey man, we don't have to do this.
No, no, no, we don't have to do this, man.
Hey man.
Okay, why does this guy only fucking hit that shot?
Interesting.
Oh dude, this guy's cheating.
Wait, this guy's legit cheating.
You just have to shoot me through that gap.
You just fuck off, you know. You don't have to do this.
He's not allowed to.
me run inside and try to wall bang me he's cheating no he tried to shoot me
through a fucking generator because he didn't realize it was there when I opened
up the door talking about yeah he tracked me through the entire wall the
moment I walked out of the door he tried to shoot me through the generator
because he didn't realize it was actually there.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, he's cheating.
Sky is bullshit, dude.
dude
I'm trying to go to flair maybe
I might die if I run like this but I don't really have another option.
I mean I guess it's possible it didn't render.
I guess so but it's possible.
Fair.
Fair.
Fair
It could have just not rendered that is fair I just forget that that does happen in this game
I don't know I like the any time something bad happens to me. He's cheating approach. That's my coping mechanism. I like that I
Like that
That's my coat. Let me have my coat
of
and
Let me have my gopy um
Go go go
Go go go
You got the hundred rogues yes sir yes sir
yeah so okay guys the drama news today a couple of people streamers backs feast
Dr. Lupo and some other like smaller I believe Latin American streamers they
have had their accounts reset and their profiles all changed to the same picture
with the same profile name so it seems like there is some data breach or
security exploit with Battlestay games right now where people or someone is
able to go into accounts and reset them without logging into their account or anything like that.
So, it might keep happening hopefully it doesn't. I don't think there's anything we can do except pray
that doesn't happen to you. Yeah, DSG is aware of it. I don't know what or what they're doing
about it, what they're able to do about it, but they are aware of it. So, I don't know.
I've been told by them that they don't even know if they can roll back their accounts
So, like, their account might just be fucked.
My keys get them just now.
I've been waiting for close to six minutes.
If we're logged in, I can't reset.
No, what happened while Lupo was logged in and playing?
Lupo was logged in, I was just, I just talked about it.
He was logged in, playing, doing shit in his stash,
and then you know that error message where it's like,
you've been logged out or something like that?
It popped up and then he went to go back in, everything reset.
It was playing while it happened, yeah.
So it's not, whoever's doing it, they're not logging into your account to do it.
They're like manipulating Battlestick Games databases, it seems like.
It's not like, oh his email got hacked, the two-factor got breached, it's literally
just like BSG's getting fucking slammed.
Cyber attack lizard squad
lizard squad
Yeah, I hope they don't do it. I'm still here and I don't think there's anything they can do.
Puddle corp is back in action.
Puddle corp. Is that like Lizard Squad?
Oh
Yo, yo, yo Stan. Yo, yo, yo, yo. All right. We did our quest for this good
Oh, I think we might have a boom. Okay, we just need three PMC kills
now
Did that?
We have been
Oh my fucking God brother, but I actually did all those transits without firing a single bullet
That's kind of nuts.
Eclipse my guy.
Holy shit.
Another 50 gifted brother.
Thank you so much, man.
That's outrageous.
That is outrageous.
Thank you so much, dude.
Thank you very, very, very much.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays to you, sir.
Thank you.
Good lord. Thank you so much, man
We are going to get the flare
We're basically like done with everything
I'm just gonna wait some prestige to do the event quests, which we still don't have more of I don't think
trophies
Oh, that's different. No, okay
Some dance to forget
You're a nerd man. You've played
over 40 hours of escape from Tarkov in
the last three days. LaMau, you need a life
and some pussy dude.
Fox.
Hey wrong.
Hey wrong.
Not wrong.
I got caught.
Facts.
Shit.
Shit.
It's kind of right.
Let's go.
You got caught.
I got caught lacking, man.
You get caught lacking.
What's she gonna do?
Get called out to strap.
Did I get this email yet, man?
I'm not getting this damn email.
by calling him a cheater that that'll work again not that I think it matters
and
and
and
and
I don't know. I don't know.
Deletion stuff. It's just like
you know, just pray. Just
pray to Nikita that he protects my account.
Pray to Nikita he protect
her.
You can reset the account yourself that way they can't get you holy shit wait let me do
that right now it's genius you're a genius you're a fucking genius
Yes!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Holy shit, man.
I'm gonna pull up BAX's, um...
So this is what happened to him
So I'm not reset the zero target of an hour ago someone logged in my account reset to zero
I also changed my profile pic to Brian from Family Guy was penis out
Change profile pic, I think they changed his name to
What the fuck happened to brew I think wait, is that also they did to
Lupo what the fuck happened to brew is that they did the same name to him?
and he can't yeah he should just reset
I didn't erase his prestige at least I thought it erased the entire all the
prestige
and
and
money to get more Bitcoin way back in the day it'd be sick
Merry Christmas and happy-
I would rob like a soup kitchen or something to get money to pay for Bitcoin
Okay, that I would not do. That I would not do. That I would not do.
do oh my game which crashed that's sick
holidays oh no dude please don't him don't don't be me not me next not me next
That's dude, not me next.
Not me next.
Wouldn't have happened to a better person, who me?
Me?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Don't say the,
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Attack!
Attack!
Okay, we're good.
Good.
Woo!
Woo!
that
set me for a spoken
I don't think you do right do you.
Keep 30% of them
The only thing is I can't do the I can't do the winter event that I
Won't be able to do this like winter quest slide
that's true if it gets reset I can't do it anyway
that's pretty true thanks squid
I'm still not getting my goddamn email.
Still no email.
Never meant to be so cold.
Never meant to be so cold.
I thought I got reset to my shit crashed should I just prestige I guess it's a safe bet
I try to reset the email I've tried like 20 times for them to send me an email
I'm trying to million times. I'm just not getting emails from bsg
But I ask I
Could just prestige right now
So then if I get reset it doesn't matter because I just prestige
the
Did they tweet something about it? I'm checking Twitter now.
and
Where'd you hear that they disabled the reset button?
I mean it's also the button, just the button actually, do it if they can just like go into
the, on the site.
Well like if this is a database issue where someone is in the BSG mainframe.
The profile picture is changed.
Oh no.
I don't know if they've got you.
Uh-oh, they might have got you.
Is it Brian or is Penis out?
your profile picture
oh
well
well
that was fucking crazy
happen there nobody was dying there no one was dying I want to chase the first
guy and then there was a second guy I also I think I late spawn that read
because the game crashed. I wasn't expecting people there.
13 hit count with 400 armor damages. Insane. You got reset?
And my game's bugged again. Oh, good. Oh, battle say games.
and
you they got a big out of the rollback these accounts or something
I bet you they don't have any like backup or anything like that
that's what I'm thinking
This is bad.
You are next.
This is a warning to show ass on cam or get parched.
Oh shit.
on my ass.
Our BSU is the man the battle stations.
everything you're going to lose your mind probably they they don't need a
controversy like this this is not what they need this is not what they need they
better fucking hunker down and man the battle stations goons oh man
I need three PMC kills.
It's all the world is easy.
Oh, I have a B in here.
Oops.
He got reset, yep.
What is your name?
Did he change your name?
Is it the same name?
Does everyone get in their name?
Change the same thing?
Tony of Freak
You can't even make a character.
And I can just email you up, it sounds targeted, I mean, maybe, I just, why would you target
like
I don't know seems like rant like
I don't know
that
There it seems like it's not
It's not a your account got compromised thing. It's a battle say games is compromised and they're able to go in and fuck with the accounts
Without even logging into it
It's not like a oh your email got hacked you fell for a phishing email you logged into a thing your two factors and set up
It's not bad
Alright, it's happening to people while they're in the game, so you wouldn't even be able
to log in.
Like, you wouldn't be able to double log in to the account while they're playing.
Oh
Yo, okay this guy just mowed down three fucking pmcs
All right.
This guy's got him immediately.
All right.
I
of
the PMC's
If you saw Rin, I doubt there's anyone else left on the map.
One more kill and bring that key.
Block the reset button on the website.
But what if that's not how they're doing it?
Like if this guy has access to the database on PSG side,
he's not getting in the account and clicking the button,
baby, right?
He's not like logging into your account
and clicking shit, I don't think.
The website is down and under maintenance.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Maintenance.
So either a hacker man is really deep in there or they're shutting it down so that they're
They're like closing up everything on the back end.
Change it all the time.
Change it all the time.
It's it's I think it's maintenance like when you log into your profile type of shit like the website itself is fine
But all the other stuff related to profiles is under maintenance. I believe
So should I even prestige then
Should I prestige
I guess I'll do it.
and
Thank you.
I guess I'm gonna just do it right away.
I'm ready to transfer bobble heads.
I need them all found in the raid.
Need all the bobbleheads found in the raid.
It goes on and on.
On and on.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
There's one.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh well.
It goes on and on.
All right, I guess it's prestige and time.
I wasn't planning on doing this today,
but I guess we're doing it today.
and
about the winter event
you know seals thank you for the tier of the race
thank you thank you team os
thank you guys
All right, am I doing this right now?
The safety?
You have to unlock this shit to be able to control these big ones.
I guess we're doing it now.
Do it.
There it is prestige for just like that
Just like that we're back to square one
Can't reset my account if I reset it first
I guess. You suck.
Rob, the voice I want.
Oh, let me, um, wait, let me have my screen.
Oh, I want Nikita.
of
the school
Hacker man's out there
That's a good name, that's a good name, that's a good name.
a good name I got right there. That's a good name. I got a good fucking name.
Can't really show you guys. Well, I even I can't. Oh, back end error, gateway,
timeout, object reference not set to an instance. Oh my God.
I'm launching the game again. I just I hit create character and it just crashed and gave me some errors
Let the launcher for my profile pic
You got me already prestige though
it's fine it's fine it's fine it's f***ing day
Fuckin' name.
I'll have that fuckin' name right there.
Oh, man.
Magic Mike double XL loot
Double XL loot okay question none of this matters right the tutorial I just run through
Do I even have to grab
So I even have to grab the recorder
And do I'll get a question on prestige for prestige five do I have to do
Do I have to do any of the main story to prestige to
What do I have to do from the main story
as you can't get to stuff anymore none of this matters in there none of this matters in there
I need to look up the prestige 6 requirements.
I kept some of my stats.
Some of them I kept.
I kept a few of them.
They're not missing.
This is the tutorial.
invincible in the tutorial. You can just run straight through it. It changes. You don't
keep anything from it, you can't die in it, you're just invincible. Alright, prestige
for prestige 5 do I have to do? I don't know if I have to do any of the main story
for prestige five
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, wait, so, uh, Tarkov, new beginning prestige five.
Luminate 45, maybe getting prestige four. Is it prestige four? I don't know how it's doing this.
Which one's prestige story? I guess I can figure it out. How they're naming these.
Prestige three is. Okay, so prestige four. We need to look at prestige five. No prestige.
Yeah, prestige five. Okay, what's the prestige six one?
Um, does that require story missions?
Wait, do you not have to do any of the story stuff?
Wait, I can just look in here.
Oh, obtain the ticket from Tarkov.
So what's the best way to do that?
What path should I do?
300 mil proper, but that requires me doing light keeper.
to do the 300 mil.
Right, you have to do lightkeeper to the 300 mil.
That requires you to give proper the case and then get like keeper and then don't work with Kermans
I don't want to do like keeper again
Keep the case then work with Kermans then don't work with Kermans. Oh
Oh
I can do that. Okay, we'll do that. Yeah, we'll do 300 mil we back boys do the 300 mil
So much sugar.
I guess I'm going to keep everything.
Yep.
Yep.
Can I not buy beanies?
Oh my God, I can't buy beanies.
Dude, you can't buy a beanie at level.
Oh my God, you can't buy a fucking beanie.
You can't buy a fucking beanie at level one.
level one I have to wear penis helmets for my whole existence
four years young
I
Prestaged yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm prestige maybe I should update the title or something
and
all right, what do I have to do
Dr. Ragman, talk to the therapist.
You are a man, you are a man.
Until the next one?
Run, Shakper.
Evacuate yourself.
In the forest near the Sultra.
Is that the only side quest I get?
I forgot exactly how this even starts up.
I just get the one.
What is my surviving extract from any change?
Let's do side quest first, first in line.
Okay, Emmercom station, found and raid medical shit, okay.
I can't wear any headphones with the penis,
this helmet because I can't get GS, oh you have toilet paper, I can't get GSSH, oh dude this sucks.
Just gonna be cold. No, we're just gonna be fucking cold.
It's gonna be cold, there's not on fence.
There's nothing on fence.
I
Was leaving the quista as a lean in the quista or jury kid right there
Bendage the blades
I use an MPX.
Did I keep my my sick armband?
I don't get my forced humanity armband.
I don't keep my armband.
That's lame.
I don't keep the cool arm band.
Kinda lame.
I
Put in the transfer I figured it would just give you that back
Lamo okay, am I missing anything? I think we're pretty good. I
Think what pretty good
All right, we're going to wherever
I'm back to the bathroom real quick and then we will QLB right back hold on
you
you
you
The low great timing, subbed as soon as he walks away from the computer.
you
you
you
you
Let's go.
you
you
All right, let's go.
care of business. How to take care of business, you feel me? So, we're on an earlier prestige
than I expected but that's fine it'll honestly be more interesting to like quest again and just run
around aimlessly it's gonna be weird with the snow I it's like a beanies from killing scabs
Grab beanies from Scavs.
That should be fine.
Ah, just feel right.
I wanted to show up.
Um,
I don't think you can log in and even claim the gifts right now.
Do you guys log into your profiles? I don't think we're able to I
Don't think we're able to right now we're not the raw dog it
No change first I don't know maybe I should have done interchange first
Oh, I can claim drops. I have hella drops to claim. I actually wasn't claiming my drops.
I wasn't claiming my drops because of this. I was literally waiting and not claiming drops
When I prestige, I'd be able to claim all drops smart, right?
Pretty fucking smart, huh?
Inventory.
Oh, my God, so many to claim.
I have so many drops.
I have three days with the drops.
I just claimed so many fucking drops, I just claimed so many fucking drops, bro.
I'm gonna run a hammer come right now.
I'm going to go under, what am I doing?
I'm going under, I'm going on a trip, and I favor rocket ship with the underground.
I need to get medical items found in the raid.
You need medical items.
The vodka does stop the cold.
I need to kill scabs and get beanies or something.
The cold is going to fuck me over.
I'm only going to stop it for like a minute though.
Somebody's shonkers at level 1.
You could barter for you shunk as a level one.
You have like three toilet paper or something.
Even if I do I don't have you can't get gssh until I need a proper unlock for gssh
I would have cost me a Bitcoin so I prestige
guys because people were getting their accounts hacked and reset and I figured
I would just prestige before mine could get hacked and reset because if I
reset my account then it doesn't matter if someone resets my account because I
already reset my account
I would just say don't do it
logical you're in here per your message I can answer that right now is for handgun
and gun mags with the mag lula up lula up lula that's the tech probably by local
They have them all over.
It's a good sort of weapon.
Just make sure it works with whatever map that they're pre-universal.
Yeah, they're pretty damn universal.
They don't work with everything, but it should be fine.
Howdy. Howdy, partner.
Medical items. I'd rather keep them morphine if possible.
Dude, this thing's actually chunking my fucking health.
Met 350 HP.
Yeah, that thing's.
Oh, fuck, I should have taken a shotgun. God damn it.
Oh, whatever.
It's fine.
It's fine. I'll be able to once you can buy him once you get Jaeger, you get Jaeger and
then you can buy him. Not a big deal. You get Jaeger and then you're fine.
What you gotta do is move.
Move.
Move.
Get there and just run and, uh,
go out the new way.
May do some okay, we might have to do some crazy crazy stash organizing
Like I'm talking crazy style I'm gonna have a million fucking drops, bro
Do I get an ammo case?
Wait, do I not start with an ammo case?
Oh, there it is.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
and
so your time to go through all this shit
well how was that big time in the long run?
it's the speed of getting everything done
oh hey
oh hey
give me a kiss big boy
oh I can't even sell shit
I can't even sell the mechanic
little fuck it up mechanic
close game
alright let's go to interchange
am I getting a fucking beanie?
Can I get a goddamn beanie, man? Fuck!
Those DeGeneres streams kept me sane during the pandemic.
Keep it up to-
Oh man, thank you, brother.
All right.
All right, we got a little bit of stash organizing going on good
let's go interchange we'll have to do here there's a to survive but I'm an
extra from interchange let's go oh I have oh wait I can't get my drops because
I don't have proper unlocked so we need to get any good proper unlocked. Jesus, man. I can't grab them yet
Lock cases if you lock cases you won't be able to do anything with them pin them just so they don't move in the stash
When I get them on a prapper, this will just take time then.
I claimed them.
I just claimed a million drops.
I know you guys have been doing slow.
drops I know I just don't know how slow they are I was fixed
okay I've got tons of money we're good it would just be the drops would give a
bunch of gear and stuff which would be helpful why that shit would be very
nice. I saw the frostbite mask. Yeah, it doesn't really shock me. I don't know why they keep doing
stuff like that. Like, oh, you want to wear a helmet? Here's a mask that you can only get an
arena that lets you wear a helmet in the cold. Like, it's just really so unnecessary.
It's really unnecessary. They don't need to be doing stuff like that.
It's just a bar clava.
Apparently it stops the frostbite.
Apparently.
It's not the biggest deal in the world but it's just like little things like that.
They just, they don't need to be doing that to get people to play Arena.
the
one I guess they do to get people to play in a fair they kind of do need to do it but it's
the game. Thanks big nasty. The
game should make the people
who want to play the game
because they want to play the
game. They shouldn't play the
game because you're putting
things in the game that you
need to get out of the game
that you actually want to
play. It's just weird. I
don't know. Magic Mike, how
did you get the weapons case?
Go Unheard Edition.
Go Unheard Edition.
I
Had hair everywhere had hair all up in my ish
All up in my ish
objective survive and extract
I would rage quit just with the inventory space man.
I would rage quit.
It would drive me nuts.
Shit, even back in the day when I started playing, I got EOD because of the stash space.
I was like, dude, I'm spending literally 20 minutes after every raid just in my stash trying to fit all my loot.
Why am I doing this?
And then they got me.
That's how they got me.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Sorry, do you have a beanie?
I got a rooster mask though.
Hi Mr Landmark.
I don't know when I can start buying enies for bragg men.
I'm guessing it's like level 2 at least, which is kind of shit.
The proxy.
Level 2, yeah, so that's a while, that's level 20.
Holy shit, let's stay away from that dude, I'm just a Timmy right now.
I'm just a Whittle Timbo, okay so I was gonna wait until the events over but what
happened today is it seems like there's a compromise with the battle state game's
back end where someone is in there resetting people's accounts so I just
prestige so that if someone wanted to reset my account it wouldn't matter because I already
reset it myself. It happened to a couple people including Sheremers, Backspeeds, Lupo got reset.
Logical Solutions that is the count reset. Like someone's in there doing stuff and it's not like
your email or anything like that it's just someone's in there just resetting people's accounts.
That there is a knife fucking with shit.
You little bitch.
hmm so i prestige to prevent damage don't forget about them games i know right
jim is not really a thing at the moment
nice slappers
the
me. I haven't seen Santa. That requires me to find Santa. I need to find Santa first.
Oh, Ragnman, what you found during the recon.
Thank you, Bean.
Thank you, Saladabbos.
Oh, привет, брат.
Thank you very much, guys.
Чо, совсем ничего нету, да?
Да, помню я все, ах ты.
От него всякого можно.
That's what I hope.
Если собуко, до встречи, брат.
До встречи, брат.
Talk to Skiya.
Hello, Skiya.
Hey!
Are you sick with your eyes?
Is it too little or what is it worth?
Tamoshka is actually a prom of the Polihima number 16.
What did you think?
A fairy tale?
Recently, one of the boys...
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Well, that's it.
Everything will come in handy there.
So you go and look for the prom.
when do I get more sidequests?
Burning rubber, there we go.
Burning rubber. I hand over any building materials to skier.
I have like one of them.
There we go.
Upside's back.
Maybe I will get my drops.
Yes, meet him sir.
Yes, survive and extract from customs.
Survive and extract from customs.
Do that.
How do you do that?
I'm going to put this dish away, guys.
Hold on.
You
millionaire. What ending am I going to do? I'm probably going to do the proper paid
money ending. I guess I'll do it. This, I guess I'll do the whole thing. I need to
for this for this prestige I need to get the ticket to Tarkov so I think I'm
just gonna get the 300 mil ending and get that done quickly in fact you're
sending now. I changed my settings.
will I get the email now?
Oh, yep, it is.
I just got it.
Factor off.
nine months of a sauce box
than a cater app configure
scan a QR code
happy holidays pizza Tony
Okay.
I have my funnichaler out.
Thank you. Oh, I can change my email now.
Okay, let's me change my email now.
user with this e-mail already exists
that's weird
no way that happened
um
it attacks me because I think I, I think what happened is I changed my e-mail a long time ago and it never actually changed it
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
I changed it.
No, no, I changed it a long time ago on this account.
If it's a Gmail.
It is a Gmail.
Are you really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really
Wait, what do I do?
I'm not.
Let's talk about.
just out of raid. It looks like
they disabled the ability to
reset game profile. But a
button on my profile is
unclickable. I believe they
did as well.
Yeah. You will have to type that same that exactly every time then to log in. If I go to log in to my account, I'll have to type the plus in. You can just use your username.
I know, I need a beanie.
You guys get really low framerate when you have the frostbite shit on your screen?
I'm just tanking my frames.
I'm tripping balls with this frost, but I feel like I can't see anything.
and
I'm behind me, I'm four.
It's gotta be.
maybe he's got a peony
49 months
wow
he's a runner he's a track star
He's out of run now, he's been here for seven minutes.
This guy been here, I want to see if he's got a hat for me.
I don't know how the loot seem.
Man, I really need me a hat.
I'm gonna need that.
Wow.
I think the armor and dip saved me some headache, finding that later on.
Alright, we're cruising.
We are a cruisin baby.
Okay so I can do this with the email.
Just enter the verification code that was sent to your email so it's just going to forward
me this code.
Yeah, it did. Okay, and that's neat.
What is that called plus forwarding?
XB1W1.
Connected to true factor authentication, please.
Email change pending.
Okay.
Oh, wait, did it just cancel?
I don't know if that canceled it or not.
The only button was canceled and I hit it.
The email change has been initiated so I think we're good.
That'd be good.
B. X. Daddy.
Let me just try it again. I think it might have canceled it.
Email change pending. Okay. Back.
Okay, now it's good. It's pending.
Okay, we're good.
email change procedure has been
initiated.
I am
peeing this helmet. I can't buy
them. Can't buy it.
Don't worry my G. If they hack your account you can have mine.
Standard edition. 20% survival rate. Thank you.
can I just buy the ragman one? Oh, the ragman. Oh, I guess I can. Yeah, I guess I'll just
just where
braw dog at no headset
so i have a gssh
yeah i don't have proper one yet
If you want to take a Tarkov, why do you need a port?
Trust me, but check it out.
I'll help you with that.
It will help you with that, of course.
But it's hard to live here.
No, there's a better option.
And the owners?
I don't care what I do with them.
You remember the exit.
What does he want me to do? I didn't read any of that
Drive an extract from factory
Survive and extract the from factory tasks the mole
This class could be a pain in the ass
Ah
Guns what are you two guns? Oh, oh my god, they're all oh my god. Oh my god the drops
Oh, they're still coming
Oh my, oh my, oh my God.
I
What just happened to my fucking stash
Holy shit
Okay, okay, okay junk box hold on let's try and let's try and keep this organized here
Only the origins doll oh
Oh my goodness, look, there's a saliva in there.
Another saliva.
Eve jerky.
Guns.
Horses.
Holy fuck dude.
Okay.
Oh, I do loss.
What do I do with all this?
What do I even do with all this?
of
the
most
man
Okay, some of this we're going to sell.
Oh, GSSH, right there.
This is a little crazy.
This is a little bit crazy.
Some of this I most definitely don't.
Some of this we do not need.
Okay.
Hey.
Armors, rigs, I mean, we want armors and rigs.
Look here are the packas, we don't need packas.
I have more, I literally have more drops to open.
Holy fuck.
We're not gonna use 90% of these helmets either.
I think I only need one sausage.
One sausage.
You suck. Peter can't buy this item. Why can't you buy that item?
So all the posters, let's just take a broom. We'll buy posters, let's just guard them.
I
Was in the way
Classes we don't need that's I don't need
They sell for 30 K
Well, then let me sell them so fuck it
I only need one of these armors
I'm going to have to just sell all those helmets, I'm not going to wear them, they're like worthless
to me like another saliva no saliva sorry this is such a mess I apologize
That is a lot of items.
I
Need moonshine for anything let's sell out honey moonshine don't even vodka
Pat and that will need
Reno thank you so much Reno
Thank you very much for the 10 gifted sir
I don't like it sells I don't like walkers probably not even going to use any of those
Because
We need gssh for the helmet that we're wearing
But I got another ammo box fire
If these shops are lit
That's a lit, bro
It's got all the stems too
Mother's a label. Oh my god, it's full. Oh shit
that
the
the
the
the
the
are those guns highlighted for my quest turn in?
I have to turn in guns to him, the mechanic.
Is it for proper after? Is that what happens?
Docs case, fucking suck.
You might need these rigs.
You might need those at some point.
Major stash problems here.
major stash problems here, really all the backpacks.
all these damn backpacks and rigs and armors and everything, almost had a headsets and a
mechanism to do that. Let me just come in here and, JSP, TCW is
add. Saust is good. Action SX, you can use that for the MP7s, that, FMJ, okay, this we
don't need.
Under that we need
I think we're good.
I think we are good.
I think we are good. Just shake. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you, shake. Thank
you very much. There's more to go in the junk box? Like what? Oh, there is a lot. Right.
So much a there's a lot for the junk box
And anything else
All right, my stash is fucking yeah now, baby
So I have an extract from factory let's go
Gas cans let's do it
I can't watch any more Taco Bellas enjoying my son.
I'm just gonna leave it there.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
and gifted subs. Thank you so much brother. Thank you. Happy holidays guys.
So our plan worked out perfectly. Save all the drops for when I prestige. Boom.
Hello, gear.
not what I'm into
not really what I'm into
I'll just go ahead and do it.
Well, I mean, you gotta think they do need to look into it because if that happens again,
that's really bad.
Like if this shit's compromised, they need to figure out how and why they need to do
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, he actually fuckin' tried pushing that.
He actually just ran at me like a fucking psycho.
But after I shot him through the tarp you'd fuck off a little bit.
That other guy did die.
I must have hit him up pretty good though.
the dragon egg
fucking igornik ammo?
oh my god it's igornik
of
the
death
of
the death
of
I also want the GSSH.
What we can do is, we got tech, we got tech, tech, we got tech, we got tech, we got tech,
I'm going to do the dovetails, okay?
66 months, let's go.
Thank you so much, brother.
Hmm
It's kind of the most damaged gun known to man
Thing is so damaged
Well, I wish that we killed the Joe, but that's okay got a key 12 and an L
Now, I'm going to go back to my computer and I'm going to go back to my computer.
Now
I'm not gonna have any room
I'm not gonna have any room
Boobstor ass
Why pick?
Why pick one?
I have so much food I have so much food guys I seriously gonna make some fucking room in
in this stash a little bit. We gotta do something still.
Something's gotta change here.
Why can't I sell the thing you're eating?
I'm not gonna need any Cordura.
I'll be any of that.
get the free fridge from the website or free fridge I get a free fridge
Yeah, where do I get the free fridge?
I will get the fridge.
the fridge. I will get the fridge. Fridge and SR 25 in website profile gifts. Yeah, I just
have too many gifts. I have too many gifts. Too many gifts. Let me say escape from Tarkov.
How.
Gifts receive.
Streamer case to.
I think I have room for this
but salads is money.
That's not found in Raiden.
Should I check hideout stuff as well?
I bet that you look it on the dance floor.
Okay, um, box case, put all the money in there.
performance ported just picked one up as much of a coin mitigation than the P365X macro.
I'm impressed. I'm not familiar with that.
Sounds neat though. Sounds pretty neat. Okay, we're good.
We're fucking money. We're not even good. We're literally we're cash money right now.
Need hydration and some fucking energy. My food crate now.
down. Hey, let's go talk to. And over any weapons and mechanic.
I just buy like pistols so I can keep those good guns.
They have to be found in rain.
How they do.
Shit, I should have saved the shitty gun.
Now we'll turn in the blaster after that thing's ass.
I can see from here that it's...
Uh-huh.
And the airfield is...
The plane is obviously civilian.
Thank you for your work.
Do you remember where the exit is?
I'll bring in the news from the woods.
I have a room for all this shit man, this is so much crap every time I do anything
I think I got more loot.
Don't need flashbangs.
Right, am I good now?
AP 63, nah, that's neat.
That's neat. So those Glocks, right? Okay. What are we doing now? What are we doing?
Well, it's locate the platform plane that we should do. We should do burning rubber
and the mole. You should do burning rubber and the mole. I need to listen to those. Do
Do I need to listen to any of these?
Alright, burning rubber and the scientist with the thing on ground zero.
Easy, we got this.
Money.
I think we just get these ground zero well it's even to level 20 before we leave the
new queue, but getting the ground zero stuff done right now is ideal.
you
Thank you.
Albenzo, thank you for the ten gifted subs. Thank you very, very much Menzo. Thank you.
Oh, I didn't do my hideout stuff. We need to hideout stuff.
I
Lucifer thank you for the sub as well
And do my hideout level five already I run two raids
We're cruising
Poor fucking cruising and I'm rich too feels good
30 something middle level five kind of sick
No sleep down
Oh, I gotta go for the mall
Better get the mall, then we gotta take the car before someone else does
f**k
we f**king guys there dude
and they look beefy
uh bad fight, bad fight, I need to go there
I had fight.
Wait.
Let him pass.
Let him pass.
off the left. They leave? Or they go upstairs?
Still there.
I just don't want to be fighting a three-man right now with a fucking MPX not ideal
I'm going to wait them out.
They're gone.
We're good?
77,777.
That's them. They might be going for the... That's probably them. They might be going
for the car. If I'm not lucky, if I'm unlucky, they're going for the car.
I wonder if they unlocked the door from them.
They're all up there.
Oh my god, they're all up there.
I'm just going to hide.
They're just up there looting.
I'm gonna
Don't shoot, you do it.
Alright, dude.
Oh, man, I didn't know if he was looking at me or not.
I had to do it.
Well, the problem is this guy's just hiding here now.
He just ran back into where I need to go.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yeah, I should just sat in the corner.
All right.
You're right. Goofy. Thank you very much for the subs.
That isn't so bad.
fucking leg disaster baby
And this.
And of Sprats.
And of Sprats.
There you go, get the, um,
the quest item.
We'll get my quest item, assuming that we'll get all this shit.
Yeah, that's not good.
Bounce bounce.
Fox mask. I need a found in the raid pilgrim.
We need found in raid pilgrim.
I got the drive, I grabbed it, make Santa's pillow, I don't know how to do that.
They saved up 45 bitcoins and sent them all over
And then sold them and I'm rich
But 48 48 bitcoins out of however the max amount of bitcoins you could transfer a transfer is 40 something of them
Just round them
Chad bot.
It's hot in my room. Where's my air conditioning?
so what now what you can do you can find bitcoins and you can also just do the
barter for mechanic and then just save them up and transfer them when you do your prestige
you just like every every day like get a bitcoin or two bitcoins and then transfer them over
Supplier.
I need EC components, I need hunting matches, I need that, I need that.
Where is my stream write in case there it is?
Oh, I got it.
Okay.
Okay.
This question was this for the mom.
Go.
Part one introduction
I don't have more.
I thought I had more.
Around zero quests.
We have more of those.
All right, woods. We need to also go, we have to get the letter and then we have to
build three targets and survive and find the plane. Now let's go. Fucked. Wait, what
happened?
Yes, G things.
Park I've fucked.
I didn't bandage hold up any bandage and I just splint.
They want screenshots of your stats and your stash?
Well, then you stream last night.
He's a twitch rod.
Spamming woods.
Which, I mean, surely you opened up something.
At least you're like stats maybe you opened up at some point.
They don't they actually don't have backups
They really just don't have a backup of the other shit
Do I guarantee if someone like got into the game and deleted shit on their servers they
would delete the entire game.
Like the game would just be like someone could probably go in there and delete the
entire game and it's gone forever.
Did you imagine?
And it's ping?
Did you fucking imagine?
That probably can't happen.
I couldn't do another galaxy fold ad.
I feel that, dawg. I feel that.
I
Thank you for the tier three brother
Thank you. So what happens if a guy normal guy got his account deleted?
That doesn't stream and doesn't have pictures of his whole account. He's just gone
She's new like yours nowadays being my dream girl since a kid
Also, if you could add any three guns in literally just by them. What would they be?
you can literally buy them they're like two grand ish you can go and buy them one
from Steyr can literally just go and buy one
the
61 months yesterday, Merry Christmas home.
It's our bottom Merry Christmas man.
No, oh no, you can't get a full auto one.
Well, that you could do it would be very, very, very, very expensive.
like $50,000 expensive
get a semi-auto one though
get a semi-one
Any moment now will be in Woods.
Be in Woods.
Woods.
Dick man, thank you very, very much sir. Thank you for the foggy stick.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays my friend.
Yeah, we're here.
Okay, we're here.
Three targets, extract, plane, letter, that's our goal.
That is the goal for right now.
so basically everyone needs to take screenshots of stash and stats right now just in case
I guess I don't know I guess
right about to see away
sorry but if they cannot roll back a counts period that shows how detailed they are
as a team to be helping those scuffed in their player base, sad.
This one it is, right?
It be the way that it is.
It be the way that it is.
All right, let it time, let it, let it, let it time.
Let it time.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Nice and objective complete.
retargets and extract now is all we got to do
kill three things and get the hell out
I think we go left here, right side, my run to be there.
It's the plane, I got it, the plane ticked already.
We're already going it.
I have like level 10 strength right now, so it's not the worst.
I have no max strength.
So far, so good.
We have a great starting point for prestige.
Oh, I should be using someone's jib.
You gotta hide out, Jim, like a bum off of.
I'm not allowed to hide out here.
the
next city, 66
to be killed
I don't even know what the fucking shooting at me right now, I think it's Sturman and
I don't know what the hell just shot at me and there's a guy in the BTR with cover fire
Is the BT, is Sturman fighting the BTR?
Is that what we're hearing?
I think Starman's fighting the BTR.
Injured beard, injured.
There's no way I can't use the Budisi Cologne's gym.
That's gotta be the gym, the Budisi Cologne gym.
That's where I wanna pump iron, right?
in the smell of bodyscala
I hope I just get two scabs
two scabs at the house
a pump iron
through the smell of the cologne
Scabs? That's not any scabs.
What about those two old ladies?
There's no scabs back here, man.
How are there no scabs?
I'll just reset so we don't have to grab the letter again.
I'm probably easier not having to go back to that plane.
Bring it back.
That's a llamas.
No, yeah, actually, I just want to get out of the poster.
Fuck everything else, man. The posters all matters.
You
Not go thank you thank you
With me Google disco dancing for a real treat
What am I?
What a YouTube video.
I'm going to add.
But to see.
Cologne.
,
of the DC card, but this is part of the
check my, um, let's check on my hideout.
Okay, crafting all that.
Why is this damn poster?
Two targets on what?
Scraze, Gunsmith, and a Taz shotgun.
Gas analyzer, 205 key.
When I ask him about the plane, proper?
Not her.
Ah!
You and I are like a team.
to roll Cal
Oh, I don't know the path to shoreline
Okay, so we have to go and do this. We have to kill targets on woods
Gonna have to do that. Let's go back. I'm gonna run the bathroom guys. I'll be right back
you
Thank you.
you
Wow!
you
I
Back we are back we are
Level six man, I feel so tiny
Feel so vulnerable I'm nighttime
time. Oh, that's what I meant to go at night. That's what I meant to do. Yeah, did you,
you put all this shit together so they could give you your account back? Holy shit. I mean,
least you got everything. At least you got everything. Damn, I mean, that should be plenty
for them to restore your account, right? Dude, some poor fucker has to sit there. You know
how long that's going to take for some guy to sit there and input everything? Yeah, good
thing you stream last night. Some guys are going to sit there and like how many grenades
That's fucking funny
Dude actually that's the funniest fucking thing to my buddy just texted me he goes
because someone keeps getting me Bush's baked bean swag and I don't know who or why and he
just sends me a picture of some giant Bush's baked beans fucking it's a giant like I don't
even know what this is is it a mouse pad I think it's a Bush's baked beans mouse pad
Like a- like a fucking big mouse pad just bushes big beans
Dude, let's look at a layer
Just keep sending them beans just the beans showing up at the door every day
Oh my god that's fucking hilarious.
Beans, what the fuck?
She's cooking beans.
Oh my god, do you know what I'm saying?
I live 15-20 minutes from the bushes baked beans factory.
Can you get me some bushes swag from the the factory so I could troll this shit out of my buddy
Do they have any do they have any good swag there like I don't know like a hoodie or something like a
Towel a bath towel
Maybe see a shop being shower rug. That'd be sick
Who doesn't want to step out of the shower and dry their feet on beans?
They got slides?
Wait, I can get, like, Gucci slides, but Bush's big bean slides?
The bean slides?
Yeah, I got them some bean slides.
Okay, actually, can I get Crocs with Bush's baked beans on them?
My dude loves Crocs.
I think I could do that.
Can I get some like Teemu Crocs and like have them print Bush's baked beans on it?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Right
It's a night vision broke he
Sex
I'm fucking level six.
The hell kind of Washington dinosaur bird was that, didn't you hear that thing?
I don't know like the knights who say yeah.
We are the knights who say yeah.
Who? Who?
You.
No. No, no, no, no, no. It should be a slugger style.
We are no longer the knights who say me, we are now the knights who say icky-ticky-petenball!
I'll shut up the other day for the first time way worse than expected to be.
It's not a good movie, but it's fucking hilarious
It's just such a meme the whole movie
It's not a good movie, but like it's a great movie not a good movie. It's a great movie
Okay, let's evade this. Let's go to the scab village. Yeah, let's go to the scab village.
It's gotta have a shack or whatever you want to call it.
Do you guys not see it all?
Is it that dark?
Does that help at all?
Whoa! Turn on the lights in here.
God, she's in there. Thank you, Bullen.
Thank you.
But we're gonna go to Skaab Bunka.
Beans.
Let's go get beans.
That- why don't I have anybody that sends me bean swag?
well I guarantee if I if I actually did give you a P.O. box it would literally
overflow with Bush's big beans.
I missed it.
Beans all wait.
There's no way they have a bean onesie.
They post the link again. I missed it.
What the fuck is it?
The beat.
Oh my lord.
over adult onesie. Oh my god. You can become the beans. You can become the beans.
I am the beans. I'm going to send that to my buddy's house now. Somebody tell him. Shhh.
I'm gonna send them to beating onesie
Well, how are my scabs?
Where are the god damn scabs?
I can tell.
I'm in the bleach.
I'm in the bleach.
Your buddy has to wear the bean onesie out to the rain, Jell-O-L.
He won. That he won.
Okay, we're going to do that.
Holtz, fire, vesture, shawa, ulicle hose, how in the world have I not found two scouts?
of
the
the
the
the
I just don't know where I'm going to find these scabs.
They're not spawning anywhere.
I look everywhere for scabs.
I go up, down, left, right, high, low.
Where should I go for scabs, guys?
I was kind of thinking outskirts.
What do you think about outskirts?
I'm going to loot him.
Greetings, greetings, greetings.
Thank you.
I'm dead.
It's been shot off.
It has definitely been shot off.
I didn't finish the event, no, I just prestigeed, we'll have to do it another time.
I prestigeed early because there was an issue of people having their accounts reset, so
I reset it myself before someone else could reset it.
That was the plan.
Ciao from Italy.
Ciao!
Oh.
I will not be grabbing that tank battery, I'll tell you that right now. Or should I?
Survival pit on the table?
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, yeah, W.
Where's the extract?
Outskirts.
Maximum speed boys we're going into hyperdrive
I'm...
Maximum speed.
Well, I made my bed.
Gonna roll that thing down the hill.
This is reference? That was a crisis reference, you know?
Yup.
Oh man.
Oh man.
You find the goo-
Never worth it to pick up a fucking tank battery, dude.
It's never fucking worth it.
Why did I even bother?
It's literally never worth it.
like ever it's never fucking worth it it's never fucking worth it why is there
a guy there too
of
Never worth it.
Never worth it.
I can't even sell though.
Never worth it.
You just do the Caban quest and you get a tank battery found in a raid.
It's so hot in my room.
Rip everything.
Oh, I can't even sell though.
Irish is not a peacekeeper.
Talk to Scear.
Talk to Scear.
Oh, come on, come on!
It's okay, it's okay.
Oops, that was a real one.
Yeah, that's right.
Aha!
Got it.
Aha!
777,777,777.
the
This is Jim.
I'm going to visit a line up.
We're getting in there.
Here's your beer. Thank you so much, man.
I can't thank you.
We're going in.
Whoa!
Oh my god.
I'm doing it in the dark.
I can't even see myself pumping iron.
What is this?
I definitely hit that one.
That was bullshit.
I hit that one!
I hit that one too.
That one I messed. I'll fuckin' get him down. Oh shit.
There's beetles.
Okay, that one I hit.
of this. It's de-sync. I swear it's de-sync. De-sync. It's de-sync. De-sync. Oh, what guns
What else do I have now? I've got NL. I have an AK-12.
I'll use an AK-12.
Flashlight, there's already a flashlight on it, fire, fire.
That leads, we need a bandage, a splint, all right, I think we're good.
I think we're good less than three that would be the number two. Thank you square.
She's a man to go
Okay, that's it we got to do the machine guns
Yoss a GS and kill
Targets easy
You don't keep your money when you prestige that transferred 40 some 48 bitcoins over
48 Bik 1s.
How is your wife's boyfriend doing nowadays?
Um, but
but
but
No, he's not that guy sucks. Oh
No, he ain't
Oh, no, he ain't
Slap, thank you for the thousand bitties sir. Thank you. Thanks for everything tap freak
I'm a six of a key three away. No take a 12
Killed some guy on
Factory had this thing
Thank you soldier
you.
You.
Oh, it's stir up. No, I'm not even there dude. I've done like
three, four raids in prestige.
It's Hensor.
We've barely done any yet.
Some food on the way here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
and read PMs those are pain in the ass duffel bags have them a lot
those PM pistols always give me a problem
is the balaclava now only headgear prevents frost plate this helmet does because it's
It's got like a built-in winter thing.
Got a built-in winter thing in it.
Hey Tony, I'm going into a raid two.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
You need winter hats in this helmet.
Sops Frostbite for a tree. Thank you for the tag gifted subs. Thank you so much
tree. Thank you. Bioshark, thank you as well.
Or that fashion choices. Oh, but she's big. I'm not buying bushes big beans fucking swag
Honestly, maybe I should just have a bushes baked bean t-shirt on string. I'll be pretty sick
I think I really should do that Ragnar thank you for the 10 gifted subs Ragnar thank you
so much we don't know what you want to do that thank you brother thank you very much
Did they fix the site or does it still shoot low?
Anybody know?
She's low into the left?
I'm gonna shoot to the left.
Why in the world would it be left?
I don't understand.
Oh, well, I understand that.
Itamins.
Itamins.
Once again, prime time.
Thank you, Spooker.
Slouching.
Smashed tree juice.
Your hideout resets are prestige, yes, everything.
Well, I guess your skills don't fully reset.
You keep a little bit of your skills.
A little bit.
I'm playing on legs up here.
Up, up, up we go.
I've got to kill scabs too.
I didn't see him long yet.
Something's shuffling.
Time to go on a farm.
Where did they put my scabs?
I have to find keys too.
I like this map, not really, but I have to come here for quests.
Good for hideout loot though.
Very good for hideout loot.
Very, very good.
I hope there are some scavs up here.
I can't buy beanies that are just prestigeed and this helmet keeps you warm so I'm rocking
I guess we'll come back somehow I didn't find five
of scavs.
Most unfortunate for us.
I don't know, I see a lot of scams back here, yeah, but they're just right out of there
down here.
They ain't here.
We'll just bring it on back.
Oh my god, I'm still cranked up.
of
someone just tried to donate and promote a book website and it got blocked
direct direct owned like it owned like it owned
I'm going to need vitamins, I feel like I'm going to need vitamins.
We're good.
turning this to therapist.
I didn't lead anywhere.
That's okay.
All right, we're going to kill like three more scabs.
I believe we didn't do that.
Birthday's tomorrow.
Happy birthday.
I don't know shit about GPUs though.
That I don't know nothing about
Hmm
Waiting for server level seven because I prestige.
The wee Timmy now, the wee wee Timmy.
We're starting at square one again, back from the very beginning.
back to the beginning.
Save the worm. I would 100% save the worm. I would definitely save the worm.
It's happening so earlier, there was it, or I guess there still is, but they may have
like closed it down for the time being there was an exploit where some guy was getting into
people's accounts through BSG and resetting people's accounts.
There was like some stupid ass security flaw with their website and people were able
to go into accounts and reset people's games.
Like a couple of bunch of streamers got their shit reset.
And B.S.G.
B.S.G. can't roll back accounts for some reason.
So they have to like screenshot all their shit and send it to
Or like if they had screenshots of their whole fucking stash and their stats and everything and they're gonna like manually entered all their account info back
Yeah, and Mr. Logical Solutions has had his account reset and he
Luckily streamed last night and had all of his stuff from the stream that he could pull from
One peg just got hit
Wait so it's not fixed, like he literally just got reset?
of
death
of
death of
death of
death
just fucking die you fucking shit
of
the
death
of
They do look like Timmy's, but the problem is there's three or four of them.
And there's not a good angle to peek without being exposed to multiple at a time.
Oh, what's coming out of there, that's gross.
I just shot the piss out of that guy.
They got a million heads that kill these guys.
Wow.
one peg just got hit so maybe his shit was it was reset already
maybe his shit was already reset and he just didn't log into the main game
All right, maybe I did kill one of these guys because I just got five.
I just got pegged for, um, I'd kill some pegged people.
I had to kill more of those PMCs than I thought, but I'm gonna need dog tags, right?
I didn't use that tags, that ain't gonna help.
This cover does not keep you warm, but the helmet does.
This specific helmet does.
And we're out of there.
Alright, easy.
easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, and same loop time, and there's always a flare in there.
Always a flare.
I
You never want to lose. Never, ever.
Keep that, keep that, keep that. It's fine.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Throw it in there. Boom, bang.
I didn't even look how many kills I had there right now. How many kills did I have?
and four like PMC kills three
They'd be eliminated scabs hand over MP one through three shotguns
Okay, so I need to hide out too I
Go to shoreline yet
Now can I go to shoreline Pontius? Thank you for the five gifted
Thank you Pontius and gammy thing with a gifted sub brother
Look, that's my story.
Another flash, locate the entrance port to the terminal,
should be through shoreline.
Look, can I go to shoreline now?
Yep.
Oh man, going to shoreline's gonna suck.
Was that a founder at PMPs on them?
Oh my God, I need that, much, much, much later,
but we need that. That's W. WTH happened.
What do you mean?
It's scabs on this one map is this on customs.
Peacekeeper finding transfer.
I prestige that that's what you're asking.
I
I prestigeed
Steam
Hey, I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll bear back long
you
you
you
you
you
you
So have we confirmed people are still getting their accounts reset?
How have they not fixed this?
Stop mark, missing your gym streams. Have a good end of the year.
Thank you brother.
It probably happened earlier to one peg if I had to guess.
If he was on arena then swapped over.
Probably happened earlier.
Well, I didn't get it. How did I not get reset?
Honestly, thank God.
I mean at this point like it would be annoying as fuck but it wouldn't be the end of the
world like I just prestigeed you know I'm gonna be wrong and be fucking annoying I'm
I'm gonna just let that guy go.
They'll be fucking annoying, but it's like...
It's just about, yeah, send me my 48 Bikorns, Nikita.
Here, restart.
I would lose the Bitcoin money but I bet I could just message it to someone and be like
my account can't lose that by these bozos can you give me 48 bitcoins?
I don't want that guy if we can.
Oh my god, that guy's right there.
Oh my god, that guy's right there.
Okay, well, somehow he's not dead.
I'm sure that there are nades over there.
Not the pasta bun.
the
What gun is that?
What gun is that?
I don't know what God makes that sound.
Thank you Zano.
Let's see.
Thank you, sir.
You ran up to the terminal and died after I shot him.
What a bum.
I'm gonna go to terminal gate.
No, you go up to that button, you can't go up to the gate if you go- actually, do I?
Wait I used the intercom, what the fuck?
I used it.
I literally used the intercom, what the hell?
Back to go!
This is closed regime territory, get out of here!
Why is it not?
It's bugged.
Do I just go, but it's just not ticking?
So, I'm fine.
You press it too many times, it blasts you, oh, shit, really?
I think if I just go and talk to the traders, I'll be fine.
I think we're fine, this will extract.
Oh, should I go back and press it one more time?
Press it again.
One more time.
I want to push the button.
One more time.
I want to press the button.
I'm not going to shoot at the gate. Good idea.
Chad, you guys almost got me fucking killed!
I was looking at the damn chat!
If I died, that was on your hands!
I almost died trying to talk to you both days.
This is what I get for trying to be a good swimmer.
I almost died.
I almost died
Nice, Miss Preza.
Oh, I'm not moving that shit.
I am moving that shit.
I made bad mistakes before, but I can make one right now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, we looted that, we die.
Going great, brother.
We looted that, we die.
I already listened to you idiots with the tank battery, and you know what happened?
I got shot in a fucking head.
No no no no no no no no no no...
No no no no no no no no no...
It's in the box. A bunch of bullshit guaranteed.
Bunch of bullshit guaranteed in the box.
There's nothing in that thing.
I'm here.
Battle, thankfully for the 12 months out there.
What's in the box?
box. Oh, what's in the box? What could it be? Inside of the box? I would never know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's in the box?
Come on man, what's in the box?
What's in the box?
The box.
The box!
What's in it?
We're almost there, we're going to grab the little flash drive off of the SUV and then
the
the
the
the
the
Right at the fucking extract, dude, are you fucking kidding me?
You gotta be joking me, man.
You gotta be joking me.
Honestly, if I was on painkillers, I think I would have made it out.
You gotta be joking me.
I wouldn't have been able to get the flash drive anywhere though.
Jesus Christ.
Is he just camping it or like, you know, does that just get unlucky there?
I didn't hear him moving. I feel like I should have heard him moving. Not so, thank you for
the five gifted. Thank you. True, I might alluded I lived and I hit the airdrop. You're
all right, unless he was camping, then it wouldn't have mattered.
Oh, it's annoying. That's really annoying. That's really fucking annoying.
Oh my god.
Not chose.
I'm leaving not chose.
Thank you for the 10 gifted brother.
Thank you very much.
But did this still?
I still kept my progress, right?
Yeah, I just want to survive and I'll check from shoreline.
Hi, I hope you've done your job.
Yes, I... If you're right, maybe...
...weapons equipment.
It's unlikely to be a creative representative.
Nemala
тогда возвращить
20,000 usd
Good thing I'm rich good damn rich
Think the guy's an Argentinian person doing it all
I don't know.
People need to get a hobby.
People need to get a hobby other than deleting people's escape from TARC
of accounts after Christmas.
How much does it cost?
Okay.
That's all right.
So I got a lighthouse now?
Yeah, okay.
Back to shoreline though.
Need this fountain right here.
The sausage I want to eat eventually.
Okay, the leaders that, that, that, that, oh rip my gun.
I kind of like that gun.
and
the MDR
and a one case of some of the case
, the swaggy scar
and
it is what it is, you know
8-1's and that's slow.
Oh, we have 5-6-8-1's.
Oh, well, we were.
All righty.
Back at it again.
One moment, guys.
Back at it again
On moment guys
I may or may not have sushi may or may not
salmon and tuna salmon and tuna
Well, you built like a salmon.
You built like Fred the flounder.
Shut your ass up.
That Fred the flounder build that no pickles that bubble bass build the shit
That four by four on a raft no pickles build
I
Pilt like a puffer fish have you seen Mrs. Puff?
The Lord brother the Lord if only you could get that build
She had Mr. Krabs rollin'.
Yeah.
Mr. Krabs wanted all up in that.
You
Sushi you can't sushi anywhere my dude and sushi is usually better in coastal areas, but you got sushi all over
The nurse at the hospital said, my six children are dead, and the nurse at the hospital said,
My six-year-old son watches twitch too. I thought it's for little kids. Has she seen the hot tub section?
Her little Timmy is deep in the hot tub section for sure. She's raising a little gooner
She teach you she's doing bad parenting
Bob, it's the video game website, Bob!
I swear to play video games!
Well, Timmy's Tier 3 Amaranth sub, for sure.
100%
What up Brazil?
All the Brazilians out there.
All right, well we got a loaded spawn for us so let's show all the bundas, the bundas.
The bunda.
I'm a bunda bandit.
Is that new case lying?
Bunda?
Oh
New Zealand? Esar? Portuguese?
I've only seen I've seen
People I live in the UK say it that's a long time. I've heard it said
preferring to a voluptuous buttocks. It's Portuguese for ass.
Okay, there's no Brazilian, well Brazil doesn't speak Brazilian, it's Portuguese over there.
There's no language called Brazillian.
This is what I know of.
That's Portuguese.
Is that American? I definitely speak American.
Brother, brother, let me tell you something here, brother. I speak American.
I don't speak any of these other communist languages. I speak the language of freedom.
Okay, brother.
Just be straight American.
That sense. Thank you very much, man.
um yeah about that about that about that
Why?
They're 1.0 duty here.
No such thing as American.
Jack, Communist spotted.
Wee! Wee! Wee!
We got a Communist in the ch-
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Sound the alarm! StefKart 5, go!
I need to make sure I survive this raid. I haven't really done any XP.
Gonna get it with a seasonal and permanent PMC. Me neither. We're gonna find that out at some point together.
I don't think anybody really gets it, but it's provocative.
I guess the people go and.
Yeah, what time does?
Troll I'm ready to start out am I seven minutes yet, but we have to go to 38
All right, we got a scope out for extract campers stay vigilant
Stay frosty like the snowmen.
There could be great fuckery afoot.
I sense great fuckery.
Lookin' to the streets of Boston.
Oh, hello.
I don't think that's happening, guys.
I don't think that shot's happening.
We did prestige, yes.
we did that's why I am little Timmy and I'm terrified of my raids and I have no loot
or a broke
I accept music recommendations I mean I can't promise I'll play it but I'll be free to recommend
I need a minute now and give it a sub verps I listen to never tell I have
I bugged, I have to restart.
Yeah, let it keep cooking or restart.
restart. restart it is, man. restart.
to
to P is superior to standing. Depends. Let's say it depends. It's a big depends.
So, sup, gee.
Close the sled.
And over the flash drive to the prop.
over the flash drive to proper oh I have dog tags and
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't forget the Cambodian breast milk and panty sweat in your protein shakes, gentlemen.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
All right, we're set. Military base, okay.
Hand over the flash drive.
Come here.
Give it to you. Give it to you.
I'm in such business.
Okay.
Ciao, Boratino. Is that good?
Boratino. What does Boratino mean?
Wait for information from proper.
Learn how to escape from Tarkov. I think I really did that, didn't I?
Did I already do that?
Pinocchio? Boratino.
Is he going to break everything or what?
He can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Yeah, I don't know shit about this, what about the Mr. Yeager?
failed to those three I failed I have failed I don't think that actually makes
any difference right yeah I need to get to labs I don't have any lab ski cards I've
no way of getting a lab ski car right now wait for info from proper so now
on side quests debut I need customs keys the Taz found in red I was found in red I
need customs keys scabs okay bring money for the car
I can have you guys bring me keys.
Ah, fuck that, that's boring.
I'll find it myself.
That's lame.
Am I gonna five-man labyrinth?
Nah.
Nah, that's lame.
I'll solo labyrinth like a fucking sigma.
There's a clip of it. There's a clip.
Did I fucking shot him? There's a clip.
Somebody's asked. It has to have it.
What made you prestige do you not want to do the event anymore?
People were getting their accounts reset by some guy, so I reset my account before
you could reset my account
this is the most signature you'll see all day
and
it's really in point two five xp
for you
well you can see it oh shit so we're we're all
i'm a professional streamer calm down i know what i'm doing guys calm down
i know what i'm doing
I know what I'm doing.
We're putting slow motion.
I don't, I don't, I think I saw it in the middle.
I think I shot it
It's right when I start shooting at the guy like literally right when I shoot the fucking explosion happens the instant I
Think I shot him in the head through his grenade
I don't know dude
I don't know what really happened, but I'm gonna say I shot it in midair because that sounds way fucking cooler
21 months and still going for the go to talk off. Hope you have a happy holiday, sir. Thank you, head void. Thank you, sir
Honestly, I don't know what happened there, but I shot at midair.
There's her. She's filing cabinets.
I hate this game.
I kind of knew that was going to happen, but I heard a guy to the right of me, so I thought
I was fine. That's fun. Okay, well, this guy is cheating. Probably maybe 117 hours.
and he has a fucking irons that wasn't even a scope
yet a fucking red dot on that thing
Seems legit.
I'm gonna have to change my servers.
That was a good raid that was a really good raid I had fun do you guys have fun?
Oh, if I'm not right, that's a good one.
Glad I got to shoot that gun.
Hell yeah.
I don't know if I have any
Guns. MP7 I guess we're gonna run.
I have another one in my stash.
I won't be able to get max for her.
So we're gonna run it like that.
I guess so.
I don't like that thing. There we go. That's the side I like.
Okay, well then.
Seems good, I'm gonna cover my cues too.
Keep clicking five heads.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
CMS and survival kit. I'm prepared to do a lot of surgery, okay? I'm ready to do a whole
a whole lot of surgery.
Forms is on arena now.
I heard I don't know what it looks like.
I'm assuming it looks kind of like dorms though.
They must have at least changed that a little bit, right?
It's the same, wait, they just put in dorms and didn't change it?
That's not going to work.
That doesn't really sound like it's going to work.
Night Gale, thank you for the thousand biddies, thank you, and pocket, thank you for the twenty-three
mess up.
I never play arena, so don't really care what they do in that, I never touch it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Whoo.
It's not bad.
It's just not like, oh, it doesn't get me excited.
It wasn't really getting me going, Arino.
It's not, I wouldn't say it's bad though.
It's just kind of there.
I wish they did Arino a lot differently.
There's a lot of really
Thank you for the tier three brother. Thank you very very much
Thank you and ref does have good stuff, but he shouldn't
Ref shouldn't even be a thing
Ref is dumb change my mind
I'm going to keep the case and then actually I don't know what I have to do. I have to keep the case and then work with Kermin a little bit and then stop working with him.
And actually, I don't know, what do I have to do?
I have to keep the case and then work with Kermin a little bit
and then stop working with him?
Or do I just then, should I just do the 500 mil ending
so I don't have to worry about any more shit?
I'm not doing like keeper that I'm not doing
no way am I doing like keeper I think you can still get the 3rd your mill ending without
I do not want to be a light keeper.
four plates. I could just drop my armor and put the four on.
of
Go away.
I'll give you something.
I'll put it up for them.
Now I'm heavy.
Come here right now.
to find keys and gas analyzers and honestly am I better off just going streets for all
the keys?
You're more likely to get the Customs Keys on Customs, but I can get so many filing cabinets
on Streets.
They are just Streets cabinets for all the keys.
Like Dorms is fine.
the dorms that are like it's so contested and I could swan a big red and then I
have to run all the way over from big red and just a pan
streets has filing cabinets everywhere
thank you brother thank you very much
you can take your meal up, thanks for your choice.
that's way.
don't be afraid.
I don't know.
Good question.
That's that little pistol rip I need for Gunsmith.
How long does MDR?
drop the rig, take these mags out, drop the rig with the MBR in my bag to shock them for the trip.
Store storage room key, that's not what we need.
That's not what we need.
cabinets here then there's more cabinets on the other side.
I
Actually, it's getting nerfed the fuck now insane
Not it not one bit
Car battery there
Not that another time.
Yep.
Oh wow.
It's a shotgun.
I guess it can.
I've got some more jackets to hit.
You steel, thank you, blackout, thank you.
Wow.
Wow.
Matches a hula hand.
A pocket watch key.
Matches a hula hand.
A pocket watch cube. Let's get out of here.
One in Rome, as they say.
one in Rome, what the red fire gaming PC down the hall as well, that's hard drive, need
I need fuck it everything
They just not swanning the floor just in swan
Jackets on the third floor. Where are they?
Where are the third floor jackets? I don't even remember. I never loot these anymore.
No, I didn't prestige because the event was too slow. I prestige because...
someone is was resetting people's accounts earlier today had some exploit
where he could go in and reset people's accounts so I prestige before my account
could get reset I don't know if it's fixed or not but that's that's why I
I didn't feel like having my shit restarted right at the end.
the battery. Oh, fuck, I don't have time now.
Action at night.
I did if I did that right away I would have time
I don't know maybe going out the window I didn't go out the window because it would have burned all my stamina
I don't think there was a way to make it regardless
I don't think the window would have mattered maybe
I just thought that it would take all my stamina and I didn't have enough stamina anyway.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, combat.
Thank you very much.
Happy holidays, man.
thank you very much happy holidays man
time we're just taking our time here taking our sweet old time
There are not enough rush, there's not a race, there's not a race, don't worry.
We're fine.
We're totally fine.
Nothing's going to happen.
Energy, hydration, MP7.
All the tools that I need.
Seven all the tools that I need
I mean, to be fair, it probably wouldn't be that hard anymore because the boss spawns
are 70%. In all honesty it's probably not that difficult to do now. Part of what was so hard
originally with the snowball was the boss one raid schedule and to spawn
hold up
Very slowly we leave.
Very, very, very, very slowly.
Why did I miss the car?
I regret missing the car so much, now I gotta walk out of here.
That's nice, thank you so much man.
Thank you very very much sir. Thank you that's a lot of bitties my man. Thank you.
did yes that's why I prestige
hmm good awesome job for Timmy I know
right level seven look at us go
let's go
BOOM BOOM
Loving this wife's content, keep it up dude.
Thank you, Modus. I appreciate you.
Thank you.
That's a long raid.
That was a long raid.
Or the shirt from the March table brah on the March table
That that that that
I can do this though.
I
About two of them fuck
I realize I had that oh
I don't have a I don't have a workbench. I can't edit presets
that's annoying
I don't fucking work bench man
all I need
I thought I had nuts
then I had nuts
what do I need for this
where do you want to go?
I don't remember where it was. Gunsmith 1. I almost forgot to use it.
Gunsmith Part 1.
It's at the TBL.
This gear should have the TBL.
I just got to find these parts.
That. That. That.
And that
To Jill is three inches deep in you and you're three inches deep in Rashallah you're going forward or backward to get out
I'm gonna go forward and back like that one seat in
Fuck what's his name Austin Powers where he's driving a little truck and thought the small hallway
I don't know that's what I'm doing shit shit, bro
I think we're going to head up the streets and we're going to head up the streets.
It seems like a move.
a movie. It's a movie.
Real streets cabinets, extravaganza.
Streets cabinets, extravaganza. Give me one moment, guys. I will return momentarily.
Hello, it's Sarga.
Thank you, brother.
I go for another ending, I kind of have to for prestige, so yeah, I'm not sure which
one yet, but I'll probably just pay the money to wrap her.
Baconator, thank you for the tier two.
Thank you, bro.
What's up Tony? Merry Christmas.
What up?
You're.
You're P.
You're K.A.
What you know about that?
you
you
We're back
Christmas gift from mama you got Ferrero roachers Ferrero roachers
Roachers
Them roachers I haven't had one of those in so long. I
Would eat that entire fucking pack in I literally a day
It's actually a day that entire pack would be gone. I
Would tear that thing up to pieces I
Would
Yeah, they're dangerous. You can't stop watching you from Spain. Thank you so much for all your streams
Roche now that definitely says roacher
Feverro roacher
Lamas, thank you so much. Merry Christmas, brother
Oh roacher
Roacher that shit would be gone in two minutes lol
Those things are so good
they're really really good in a while that's the kind of thing I can't ever
buy because I'll just eat it all I can't even think about it
Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Holy fuck, shock the Zulu dude, what the fuck is that?
Also the fucking soundbite dude, I can't with that fucking soundbite.
I
Can't even have that dude the
218 gifted subs what the actual shit and
I'll be at a great Christmas and holidays are going well for you brother. Thank you so much
Thank you, bro
Good Lord. That is so many fucking subs
That is outrageous. Thank you so much
Thank you.
Man's crazy. Thank you so much.
Open up our cabinets.
We've arrived at cabinet land.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Damn scav.
The goddamn scav!
Good lord. Oh my god, the amount of subs.
Chakazoo, thank you so much.
Stifling, Lettles, Fate, Draugnor, Lump, Hertz, Retro,
Copper, thank you very much guys.
Thank you.
Someone kill you after the extraction time is zero.
Now you instantly disappear on anyone else's screen
when the extraction time is zero.
It looks like you fade out, but you don't.
You just immediately disappear.
Thank you so much again. That's fucking ridiculous.
Thank you.
What about the docks case? Ah, shit.
Shit, I could be put on these keys in my docks case.
You're right. And the money and everything.
That would be a smart idea while we're cabin farming.
I see you prestiged your account. You must have been scared that I was going to hack
you and wipe your account, but don't worry, my wife's boyfriend prevented me by coming
The game after I just got home after my 12 hours shift
Okay, Bryce. Thank you, my man tell the wife and the boyfriend I said hello
Who did I'm access key card the terror group access key card?
We can do our quest
We can do our quest.
Oh shit.
Well I could go now, but I'm going to go another time where I don't have things that I need.
And then we will um, I'll bring like no bag or something so you can just take the no
bag extract away. Tell me.
Holy keys. Not the keys that I need, really, but...
But wait, there's more! Just when you thought we were out of cabinets! BAM! We hit you with another stack of cabinets!
Come on, come on, come on!
I know QD's keys all suck, I'm ready to take it.
Fuck me.
That station's a storage room.
RBRH key?
I don't know what that is.
What the fuck is RBRH?
In Cardia apartment 8 homie cinema key.
Just when you thought we were out of cabinets, BAM!
Another stack!
Anonymous staking for five gifted.
Oh, bird oil.
Bird oil.
Bird oil.
Actually, it doesn't matter unless I have the time to read.
a lot of money a lot of money and your 30k there
green battery and a drilla and you thought we're out of cabinets BAM under the stack
We don't need bunkhouse key anymore.
You can grab it through the window still, right?
For the bunkhouse key?
We don't need that.
I was making sure they didn't fix that, nails, nails, that ought to poison, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, Olly Cash Registration.
Oh, it looks like we're at a cabinet's, boys.
Just kidding!
Bam!
Three stacks!
He's 100k?
I don't have a flea market.
I don't have a flea market.
It's not worth shit, I don't think.
Yeah, yeah, head tree. Thank you for the five gift. Good man.
In cordy security room key, I caramba.
Like a so many key.
There's so many things that I need.
I'll be R.H. again I already gave mechanic his money I already paid that man I already
paid that man. Dude I'm actually getting so many good things. Fuck MVDK.
Now they're going to need cranker riders too. Shit.
I need them.
Hey.
Everything is important right now.
Maybe any business matches?
Alright, let's go out here.
We're actually out of cabinets now.
We're actually out of cabinets now.
Thank you, Alpha.
Chat, I'm a dirty fucking liar.
BAM!
Poor cabinets.
Sorry. Sorry.
There's more.
Just what I thought I was out.
They pulled me back in.
Strike cigarettes.
Wait, I'm going to go to the sleigh. Well, it's already sucked.
I want those
Double a battery
Okay, we're actually out of
For real this time we're out of cabinets
That's where I want duct tape or the g-phone don't any g-phones at some point
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Shit, I don't want that.
Shit.
I don't know anymore.
Question, when I'm in labs for this quest, do I have to do stuff?
have to do where do you have to go manager's office server and somewhere
else. I remember doing that server room manager's office and sewer
I
Can
You yo
Yeah
I can craft some two things now. I should be able to do this.
Now, craft that, and then we come up here and we get our heating.
Yeah, yeah, I need a syringe
Atherologous blend and some bleeders
I
Could pose it a do it bad steam link and bad security setup from PSG
I need progadal. I'm gonna put them all so that I'm not like your steam a sap of lint
The board was first was three of the people to put up with you
Here was night. Oh pretty good. No, I don't know the sugi. Bye. Well, I don't
I know one, but the only thing is that there is a mechanic.
How do you find a black box?
Give it to the electronics.
Leave it on the fishing island, on the shore.
Then get out of here!
I don't, I don't even need to do this, do I?
I guess I need to unlock labs.
Okay, we'll just do it.
I'll just do it while I'm up.
Okay pray for me we're going to try and do it with my own little mp7 my widow mp7
So basically people's accounts are only getting reset if they had it on steam they bought the game on steam
It's linked to what is linked what is linked on steam mean
What do you mean linked on steam
Your account to the Steam site can link your account through Steam.
Oh, what does that do?
I'm not going on the wrong map.
I have to transit to labs.
You can't go straight to labs the very first time.
You have to transit to labs.
Streets the labs do the things in the lab. Boo boo boo boo bang bang bang bang
He's just sent me this tweet. I'm not gonna really understand this probably but
the
I don't know all this mumbo jumbo we just said but seems like there was a big oopsie my battle say games
Damn
So it only happened if you had the game on Steam or linked to Steam. It was possible.
Seems stupid.
I guess it could still be like that, so unlink your shit if you got it linked to Steam.
It seems like it was targeted though, people.
I don't know.
Maybe they just went after whoever they knew their steamship.
Merry Christmas, Christmas tree emoji.
Thank you, Recon.
Thank you, thank you
That's wild
At the very least it made me do more security on my own account
I suppose not that I would have mattered but I did update all the two factor and everything so that was cool
of the
only license to shoot a gun range at a gun store they will ask for some form of identification
that the patio need a passport or something probably
that definitely going to take ID from you
I mean, maybe some like weird places wouldn't do that,
but they're definitely taking ID from you.
You know, you don't need like a license,
but you'll need an identifying document for sure.
You'll definitely need that.
I
What are we about five it's five and a half minutes, I think we're getting delayed this raid are we
We're getting delayed. Did I serve? No. No, no, no. I went to college. I went to college.
Well, not that you can't serve and also go to college, but typically it's like, typically,
I guess, well, no, that's not even, that's not even true. I just went to school, though.
Mm-mm, Jenkins, they are real, yes.
Yeah, real.
Mm-mm.
Doo-doo-doo.
Shrobs.
You served enough fresh pizza to the fools in Tarkov turn.
Why am I not getting my twitch drops?
Oh, it's because it's not loading my inventory.
Okay, I am.
This wasn't loading.
Got it.
There's an atar.
Mm-hmm
Yeah, guys we're not sharing the tweet because that the thing that they were doing might still be a thing
It still might be a thing
Mm-hmm
This is quite the long queue we got right there. It's dead zone
I already got 300 drops. I fucking blew up my whole stash with drops
My whole stash was full of drops. Dave defeat. I feel like I played that. I think so
I tell you love you next time I come
I
See Boston
Why is he busting?
Focus has gotten this, so 25 shooting him
We're going to labs
This is the transit to labs
not a surprise that I never use it either with the fuck ever transits to labs you just have
to do it for this quest it's lab transit I doubt labs is frostbite I would hope the underground
lab doesn't have frostbite in it but I guess it might. It could. But to survive, I think
I'd have to survive this raid. I'm pretty sure I need to.
I think I have to go to the manager's office to serve a room in the sewer.
I think I have to extract, right?
have less cheaters if it were
probably not. I doubt it.
I doubt it.
Like cat. I'm gonna see that little bastard all the time.
play. So, we'll check on him after this, right? Yeah, check if he wants some food.
kind of low key really hope this is an empty raid
because if it's not, I'm going to run into a guy
with an alternate or to Gila mask
and I'm going to die because I have an MP7
with like the shittiest ammo in the game for it.
You better know.
Yeah.
Took them a few days with that shot that they gave them.
The MP7 isn't really the best leg metagun is the problem, it's really low damage.
It's quite low damage.
I'll be right. I'll be fine.
B7, it accuracy is comical. I mean, this isn't an accurate gun in real life. It's got like
a fucking five inch barrel.
I'm putting them on my fitness pal what now man when I'm shredded
Slowly three at least three more days at least three more days, definitely
Let me in the labs
Let me in the labs.
What's the name?
Alright, bless me game. We have things to do here.
That's almost already shooting.
Hopefully you think something big and terrifying.
I'm hoping that guy thinks I'm fucking Sigma Chad running my absolute old as you know
You're good man. I'm friendly. I'm just here for quests. You're good. You're good
Okay, the drainage system in the lab.
Oh, drainage.
Anybody?
Somebody knows the reference.
There you go.
There you go.
I drink your milkshake.
It's not the macho man.
It's not the macho man.
It could be confused with the macho man,
but it's not the macho man.
We are done, bada bing bada boom, we're going home baby, mama I'll come in home.
Easy run-through thing I might get a run-through no I translated we should be okay
Thank you lord.
Thank you.
These AI motherfuckers need to be regulated into the dirt.
Dude, I swear with AI now, I just see pictures of shit.
Like, people just try and pass shit off as real all the time.
And like, it's just, it's getting crazy.
Crazy
People will just make shit up and like post an AI picture along along with it or like a video clip or something and it's just like
Fuck it's all the time. I see it
It's bad
Yeah, it's bad and it's gonna get worse. I don't like it. I
Don't like it at all
it doesn't even look fake now like usually I can still tell pictures are pretty hard to tell video you can still tell
but honestly you have to look pretty closely a lot of the time like some of the good ones I won't tell at first glance that it's fake I'll either know situationally that it's fake and then figure out that's bullshit or you have to look at it really closely
But some of them, like at a quick glance, are convincing.
It's bucked.
Fire, we just did all that easy, dude.
Torb gun.
Get the flight recorder.
Okay, so what's going to be the best path for me to do? Should I just do the 500 mil?
Is there a way to do the 300 mil without getting light keeper?
It is I think there is a way to do it
Regimil you have to get like keeper
Well, I really want to get like keeper again
I mean 500 mil is really fucking obnoxious too.
I guess getting a lightkeeper is worth 200 million rubles.
I would say that's probably worth it, right?
the
one million the one million usd route
i think you have to do more quest though you have to do more story quests
Oh, yeah.
Commander, thank you.
B-O-O-S-I-E-B-A-D-A-Z-Z.
Thank you, Bryce.
Wipe me down.
Hi.
Here it is.
I made these terrible slides.
Horrible.
OK, so what should I do?
I should give proper the case, then do lightkeeper,
get the case back, then don't work with Kermin.
And then it's 300 mil that you have to turn instead of 500 mil
I guess getting like keepers worth it then it's really annoying to get him though
So I want to farm signal transmitters I'm trying to think if it's actually worth 200
I think it probably is once your mill will take a long time.
I'm not sure.
Ranger Mill Path also skips three
quests compared to 500 mil.
What quest does it skip?
Those in the 500 mil, I just, I get the
fucking case and then like, that's it.
You're done.
Other than the money.
and
I'll do it it's it's probably a lot faster. I think I can get ash just transmitters and everything quickly enough
As long as I can get keys from the flea market I can farm them I think I
Could do you do labyrinth to and get them?
I guess we'll do like keeper
I
Sorry, I guess worth it
I
I mean, that's our plan. We'll give proper the case
Then we'll not work with Kermin and then we'll give proper at the ridge of no
Unless I dig or something else to do
Unless I think of something else
You're getting transmitted some circle every two or three tries of MP5's
That's Santa?
That's Santa, isn't it?
Why didn't I see his hat?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Does that count as a pilgrim bag for the quest?
Doesn't count.
I didn't realize it was Santa first. I shot him in the fucking head.
There's just a scab chillin.
This app prevents frost.
Ah, it does.
THX for the drops of marbouli, thank you my friend, you can doobie.
I'm getting stacked already.
I'm getting stacked already.
I don't need a manual.
Or do I? Do I need a manual for something?
Uh oh, go ahead and get that.
For library though right?
For library is a long way away.
It's a long way away.
Stop it.
here the- did he hear the fucking thing, the bag?
I'm fucking back
I'm trapped
Holy shit, bro. Twenty-two?
Three hundred armor damage, my god.
That's crazy.
Clearly it wasn't even that hard.
That's really bad.
I thought it would at least be a little hard.
I also thought when I ran out, I thought he was to the left. I thought the duffel bag was like in the back room. He wasn't in the back room. He was like right across from me, which fucked me up.
of
What do I have for guns?
What do we have?
This guy's MDR.
with that big ass light on.
That's some five, six, eight, one.
Just a little bit.
All righty.
All righty, back to Woods we go.
Just lost a little bit of gear, it's okay.
Maybe it was a good thing I lost that MP7.
I had a been a good thing.
Let me go check on my cat. Hold on, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
We're good.
All right, where are the, oh, I'm at Scalhouse, where are you at?
All right, where do I need to go?
I need to go to the plane for the flight recorder.
How to go to the plane.
The plane, the plane, the plane, the plane.
Go, go, like down the sway, up to the ball, then cut right around the mountain at the
plain boom, two burizzi.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Sounds like a plan to me.
all the drops is nine hours per day every day until the fourth I think
What? No, that's fucking bullshit. Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, I shot the guy in the face. What?
That's insane. I died. Yeah, I died before even shot on my, like I heard his gun on my screen.
Oh, that's a left armpit. Oh, that's sick. That's super sick, dude. I love that. Amazing.
right now. Yeah, I can tell. I
can tell. You don't say, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That was cooked.
Oh, there was a lot of my good guns.
This is going really well for us.
I'll give you a few more minutes.
There goes a few of my good guns.
I'm missing something now.
Am I only suppressed five five six? Oh so use the hybrid suppressor.
That NL, I would use that NL it's just so broken.
Throw the hybrid on this.
I'm gonna need the hybrid for anything else.
Um, okay, I guess that's everything restart my game
main story doesn't give you any XP maybe I shouldn't even worry about it right now
let's do main story later let's do yeah there's no point let me do main story later I need to level up
level up. I need to level up. Yeah. Let's just do side quests. I got the maps. Yeah,
there's no point in me going and getting the flight recorder. Like, I'm going to have
to grind a bajillion fucking rubles anyway so it's not like not like doing
that is really gonna get me anywhere substantial in the meantime
alright I guess we're good
they get quest keys and whatnot
five
to get quest keys and things of that nature
But he's probably just passed
Oh, I spilled the beans, uh-oh.
I spilled the beans.
I think this is the movie of keys we get loot we leave in and out boom boom boom
I need gas analyzers from cabinets. I need to warm to a six key. I need
Most of that need
Well, I have a ground zero I have the proper ground zero quest for the wine bottle to we could have done that
They will do that after this
Here we go ground zero after this and then and then we I don't know what do we do what
do we do after that? Back to streets and farm. Good frostbite inside no but also just wear
a beanie winter hat wear a winter hat all you gots to do
They are pretty useless, most of the time they are.
I'm
I'm
I'm
with some doodoo. Most people aren't shooting doodoo anymore. I am shooting
doodoo. I'm only level eight.
I guess honestly I think I shot that guy the other way in the head and he just ate it with
that MP7.
I think so.
Alrighty.
All righty.
I need to live some days now.
That we need to do.
Spawns.
I can't really where I want to be spawning in.
...
Got him.
here anybody
I don't know what I'm doing.
Somebody just got boomed.
What they're doing, let's archive some of you tomorrow.
Are they?
About what?
Can't do anything.
Battery outcry, we'll need.
Battery outcry, we'll need.
Battery outcry, we'll need.
Yeah, I don't think they'll be talking about the log and the Backel.
Thank you, Aaron.
They're vash, nice cast-anelons that need that,
and one more of those
It's a big gun I hear all like that.
They're very big gun.
of
five
five
five
five
five
five
Okay, so they have just no fear of fucking running at me, all right?
All right
These guys aren't concerned about fucking anything
there's scab totally fucked up that kill I would have killed that guy
yeah
.
.
.
.
.
.
the
Okay, they're going back.
going back
I go though because they kind of cut me off of that route
I'm all like going my left and after though
We may have to do that
I don't want to get this gas on wiser out.
of
Not the long hand, Judy Hopp.
I already reset it I prestigeed although I won't because my game's not on steam or
So I'm fine.
The steam thing, well a PSG thing but with steam linkage.
Okay, branch.
How much?
Three cap.
We're the main launcher.
Grenade.
Grenade.
Grenade.
I don't know, I don't want to get shot by that gun, that sounds like it'll fucking kill me.
What's up?
What's up man?
The car's here.
You know what was actually a dumbest idea?
Prestigeing this game on the fucking start of the weekend.
That was actually a terrible fucking idea.
Starting your prestige on a fucking Friday.
Oh man, that's a dumbass idea.
I just realized that it's Friday.
Yeah, I mean, my hand got forced.
I would have been safe, but we didn't know.
So it's a right call.
I'll be fine.
It's just it makes it, you're making it more difficult than it
has to be, I guess, right?
A little bit more difficult.
You'll be okay.
Just have to play a little bit carefully.
A little bit carefully.
So biggie.
Gary, thank you for the prom.
So, Lars, thank you for the prom as well.
Thank you, guys.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and I'm
going to go back to my room and I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
three.
Smith three.
Well I have gunsmith three did not only do gunsmith one.
I'm a gunsmith three.
Oh because I have two as well.
I'm like what what happened to two. I never accepted it.
that
there it is. All right, let's go.
Well, I just didn't accept it so I was like how did I get how do I have three but not two like what happened against me two
Mr. Prestige, I mean you miss much just click the button and then boom prestige four and then that's it
What?
No boom.
I miss that much.
Oh, we,
We know about the vulnerability thing, yeah.
Steam is, well, it's not steam, but BSG made a oopsie.
A big oopsie.
Yeah, that kind of fucked up on that.
No way to roll people's accounts back
I gave and rolling back and
Then they like I think
Backs beats he was locked out of his account for like five hours or something to like you couldn't play
learn drops
One pegs locked out as well
Yeah, that really sucks.
I wonder why, but they got their shit deleted, like why not just do every fucking person.
Is this people to find steam IDs?
Maybe.
I mean, I don't think anyone would know my steam ID, like...
without me opening up steam on stream.
I want to be on...
Oh, you can just look it up, right?
Internet.
Yeah, you can just look it up.
It's the Internet.
That's right.
The Internet.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I don't know man, some people is just like, oh you got trolled, I reset your account,
It's like, why do you do things like that?
That's just like,
just why don't you just do something productive?
Be a contributor to society in some way, like,
like, what do you get out of that?
Like, oh wow, that guy's a coward.
I pissed this guy off after Christmas.
Oh, I'm so funny.
You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, look at him, he can't get his account.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I mean it's gotta be what they're doing they're just sitting there like watching
one stream like oh yeah like stroking this fucking shit fuck yeah you can't
get in his account oh yeah that's the spot right thank you for the five
gifted subs thank you very much thank you hun stickers thank you thank you
him. He's just a fucking lotion all over the desk.
Very classic. Thank you for the five good. He's gonna go to the
fucking hospital later for third degree burns. Friction burn
down on the fucking bone. Teddy boy. Thank you classic. Thank
Thank you so much, man. Local thank you to the five gifted as well.
I need filing cabinets for keys.
For keys.
I need some keys.
Give me some keys.
Not three.
Three.
Three.
That was maybe a player.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It's very very quiet.
I
Swannamar
Love to hate him hate to love
What more could you possibly need?
My motor.
Hello, my motor.
And a car battery that I'm not going to pick up because I'm going to be obese.
I'm going to be obese.
Screw.
No.
So much harder to get half masks now
Actually a good point it is is isn't it because they all have these other masks on
Like in the battery of my fucking battery
That bullshit
Yeah, don't
We got to get the wine bottle.
What about that wine bottle?
get him mr. SL25 man get his ass
That's his ass bro.
Hi.
Hey, thanks Nick.
What's thanks?
Stank booty?
I'm going to have to hop that.
There it is.
that's a good one
F mask, wow!
The peanut helmet does protect you from frostbite, yes.
It does.
Paid for the cultus? What? Why not a paid for the cultus?
Why would I need that?
Holder than the what?
What the hell did you say?
A drink? No, I do not drink.
That I do not do.
I've set me for a spookin'
all righty we're out of this bitch let's go let's go do I smoke weed sir there is a
tremendous amount of firearms behind me smoking marijuana is illegal
long-gauge and legal activities
sir sir
I got my wow to
smart man.
My certain California, no marijuana federally illegal substance in the United States of America does not matter what state you're in states might not
not go after you for it, it's legal in their eyes, but the feds could get you at any moment
if they want to.
Is federally illegal?
Doesn't matter what your state says.
it's gonna turn it in.
Take your wine bottle. I got you that Don Perignon.
I got you that bottle of Don Julio.
Sheen or okay
Oh man, that's a lot of um
It's a lot of drops we got there a lot of drops there, right?
Mmm
Unpack all this shit see what we get
fucking tools hello another docs case fuck yeah fuck yeah you know junkbox is
I need
I don't think I need my stitching for prestige going down there anyway. He's a bobblehead
Ah
That's it.
Just like that.
All right, what other junk did I just get out of those drops that I don't need?
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot,
I need that.
All right, fire.
half mask there or meds. Tony how do you obtain weapons with a fun switch?
I'll call it okay so now now we're going to read
I'm going to the red.
I remember...
I want to customize getting me my Paco watch, hopefully, hopefully getting the Paco watch
watch it is it is possible that we don't get the Paco watch but we may we may we may you may
I know what if I spawn there yep if I'm there I will
probably probably not gonna happen
we get a tank batter from drops probably probably get anything from drops
you can do anything. My drops have been pretty good. My drops ain't been too bad at all actually.
A new wife. Well, you can't get that from from drops, but you could probably get it
from Russia. He sent them in the mail. Yeah. Close enough, right? Mine been very mid. You're
Russian mail-order bride or your job
Which one are we doing? I'm confused what we're talking about now
Both well you got scammed then good scan the games, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Let's go.
So, thank you for the prime.
Thank you sir.
And the set me free.
What do you call a man with no shins Tony?
Oh, I thought that said shins. Yeah, shins is Tony. That's right.
That's right. We're straight from the toe to the knee.
Reaper, I do not now.
So it's monitor-mon? 27.
27.
Ayyy, how do I feel about the spawn from Pop West? I feel like this is a good Pop West spawn.
Can I just kind of run there and on-stop and grab it?
I don't think I can. I don't even fucking hate this scope. I forgot how much I hate this scope.
Anything I put my mind to.
I'm gonna fly off the top of a skyscraper in Minecraft.
I can do anything.
I mean, true. I guess I could. I just might not be able to stick the landing. Or I might
stick the landing a little too well why is there why are we throwing fucking
grenades at nothing.
We're going to have to clap.
the
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
way to
the
of
That's level 4 plates he's got on, that's it.
That's just level 4 plates, that's not like level 5 or 6, that's just straight up level
4.
I don't know.
Okay.
Well I guess I just don't even bother shooting anyone not in the head, that's insane.
That's just insane.
I have nothing else to say.
I have literally nothing else to say.
three armor over it does
i'm just gonna fucking leg meta dude why even bother than the other shit
I should just use SMGs and face shot or leg meta
like this that is just like a waste of
shooting there's no point even fucking shooting guy if it does that little
damage to him
Is there a guy in obstruction?
I just got in construction.
I'm going to go back on the bridge.
construction too we just need to wait I guess he heard my fucking obesity walking
through the snow I'm pretty loud right now I'm over wait or he marked the
tiger truck he could be marking the tiger truck yeah
I
And then he knows where I'm at, I guess.
Trades are interesting.
There's this scab constantly looking at it.
There's a guy just camping the truck, I'm telling you.
You bitch. Shoot at me again. Shoot at me again.
Well, actually, don't shoot at me again, but you know what I'm saying.
Okay, I don't know. There was a scab shooting at a guy in construction. I don't know where
There's gotta be a guy in here.
There has to be.
There's gotta be.
Catnodas.
Yeah, I agree.
Suka yobno li masala.
Suka yobno li masala.
We're going to have to clear out the backside.
Oh my god, my frames are nonexistent here.
I told you there's a guy back here! I fucking told you he was back here!
Oh my god! Oh man!
That was the shotgun we heard.
We're at a shotgun blasting at a scab over and over. That's him.
Dude, he didn't even look behind him. What the fuck was he doing?
Let me get my goddamn pocket watch.
Oh!
Oh, run!
My boys, we have the cover of fog.
the cover of fog we move make more of that guy let us snipe
We're gonna win more that guy.
You should have grabbed the unknown key, too late now, I'm not going back, but I should
have done it I think.
Probably would have been fine to grab there.
Oh well, then, oh, get some, Eliza!
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, we got the analyzer.
All right, that was an odd raid, but we're alive, we're alive, and we've got two things
that we needed.
Not bad at all, it's actually very good.
I
Armored damage
869 armor damage
Brah, I'm not how many to use flesh ammo
869 armor damage like I may as well just fucking not even shoot him
and
and
she's an M855 which
was even the point
Larry from the past I don't have that let me need scabs on woods. Oh
I can do directors key you have it fuck yeah
Swag
Okay, wait, this is good. This is good. This as well.
I have one, there's a trade for this, right?
I don't have meds.
I've got meds, some more food, a lot of food, oh, Jager, hold on, Jager, noodles, Nudes
for Yeager. I think I need, how many MREs do I need? Five of them, right?
Okay, the best red heart emoji. Thank you brother. Thank you. Thank you.
You're the best of them.
Nothing that I ever bring you down.
Some water bottles.
Some water.
Need me some water.
I
Skipper
Let's go
The P helmet does count for a frostbite yes it does oh my god, thank you so much for the raid holy moly
Tarora welcome welcome welcome gigantic raid holy shit. Thank you so much. Welcome guys
Thank you. I hope you had a great stream and great holidays as well. I'm going to run the
bathroom because I'll be right back. Hold on.
Ski your task. I didn't turn in. Too late. I can't back out of there.
you
you
you
My friend then smells like cheese Cheese, how come cheese, some cheese smells nice
Actually, not really.
There's actually a lot.
Just gotta hold on.
Aged blue cheese.
Mmm.
They're delicious.
I'll pull up the RuneScape, oh, I guess not anymore, wait, can you actually not play in
in your account. Like you actually can't even get on.
Who'd make a new character? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I guess that's the fucking point.
Hmm.
Hmm, delicious.
Lady?
Oh, hobby.
Don't do something with your life, man.
Zippo!
Got a pot.
With these cabinets in here, I need more keys. Maybe I'll get lucky and get the 206 key right here.
Maybe we will get lucky. God. Thank you so much for the sub brother
You do not keep anything when you prestige you can
Prestige for you can bring 48 slots of items with you. I know 48 big ones
Don't keep any of your money none of your stash nothing
At the beginning of a white keep a little bit of your skills. That's it
Little bit of skills.
Yeah, I just brought a hell of a Bitcoin today, because how else am I going to bring?
I'm talking to that BTM or the tracer ammo, it's good.
I'm 24K, very nice.
Every tracer ammo.
I
Mean I guess I'd rather just have the money
I mean, the stims also go from drops.
I think I got basically every stim from drops already.
So that's what we're going to need.
I just walked up into here.
of
the
death of
the death of
the
death
of
the
Yes sir, all is well. Very good. Quite good.
Real 3. Real 3 is a quest key, right?
Is that a quest?
Real 3? I need that eventually.
I think I left shoe as well.
Shoe hammer squad.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you.
Hammer squad.
Thank you very, very, very much, sir.
You shaped that greatly.
Thank you.
I'm now 82 fucking kilograms.
Oh boy, I sure hope the car is here.
Oh boy, I sure hope the car is here.
Oh, is that a yellow snowball?
I am speed.
I am quickness.
I am lightning.
I am the speed of sound.
I am the walking tank.
three, five, four,
FOM!
The car is a dish.
Don't you fucking say that, bro.
AHHHHH BUSH!
Oh my God, the car is here.
Wait now, question, with more streamer items, did they make the streamer item case bigger
or no?
Oh, they actually did wow, right WBSG for once that's pretty cool.
So how many slots are empty when you put every streamer item into the case?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
Thank God the car was here, bro.
Thank God it was here.
When you prestige, do you reset stash 2?
Yes, yes you do.
Yes you do.
I'm probably going to end up with like four junk boxes I've had to guess.
Let's turn that into my new to Yager send in Yager my nudes
There that there that there that there that there
And there oh, I need the wrench hold up the wrench I need
I just trim item
All right, we are Carousen.
Let's go.
We are on our way.
We are well on our way.
Oh, from what mine, it was a blue toolbox linking Discord to your ESG profile, you get that?
It's alright, you get to put like tools in the toolbox, who would have guessed?
Who would have guessed?
Mm-hmm
It's free space though
Someone in Arkansas won the the 1.8 billion dollar jackpot
the
and Arkansas
billionaire hillbilly now it's four hundred ninety two point six million after taxes and fees
Plus like the cash lump sum
Wait, no, it's not after taxes wait, what's the lump sum? Oh, no, I guess they pay taxes for it up front you have to
It's like 600 million then you pay taxes
On that right away
I
Still a fuckload of money, but 1.8 billion sounds a lot better than 490 million, you know
Well, look, I wouldn't complain.
Well, I might say that's fucking stupid, but I wouldn't complain about winning the fucking
lottery by any by any means.
Yeah, I mean, either of those numbers sounds pretty good with me.
Any of those numbers is pretty damn good, but you know, I'd still feel like I got bent
over a little bit, right?
Okay, Crump, thanks for the prime.
For Roger Mill, you can disappear.
Well, you can't disappear after your face is all over everywhere because you
publicly took the weddings, like a dumb dumb.
You don't want anybody to know. You better disappear.
Oh, hey, have some money.
The government just made hell of money that no one will see being used.
You mean they laundered a bunch of money?
They laundered a bunch.
Oh, yeah that that five hundred million dollars we used for you know who the fuck knows what and who the fuck knows where oh
That came from the lot
Yeah, actually great. W idea we hit directors office. I grabbed the package. I
Transits interchange and extract of the package
So I don't have to cross the bridge and everything
I had a dumb idea.
Was that a five-head idea?
Hello, I'm Chicken. What are your lean keys behind you, too?
Q&A.
Come here.
Must-get slash-dot-scu views with the glass mouse pad.
I have the wall-hack UHMW ones right now, but I don't know how I feel about them.
I don't really like the dot in all skates, they trap a lot of cat hair and dust and everything,
Thank you very much.
I forgot I need a Tauze.
Okay, how many fucking headshots, dude?
What the fuck?
Headshots not registered in this game right now?
That was crazy.
I know you're in there. I just want to do my quest. We don't have to battle.
Don't even try to be silent. I heard you before. I know you're in there.
Have it your way, then.
I have the quietest nade ever, let's leave, I'll fuck around back here for a little bit
some shit and then we'll come back why did none of you have tosses
I'm telling you they love apple juice it's crazy they just they go crazy
for it. It's like catnip for scabs. You give them some apple juice, they just start tweaking
on the ground.
This thing found at raid eventually.
How long do you think that guy's going to sit in that big red shark in his shit?
Just going to be in there for a minute, I betcha.
Just going to be ferociously stroking it right in the corner.
I need a more clean wiper. I think I have two of them ready.
He's gonna be like, this guy just...
It's bludgeoning and it's blu-guankin' it.
I wonder if his teammates are being set up as well.
Probably is.
I wonder if those go.
Oh, no scope.
Am I bad?
Oh, scope?
All right, well, I gotta get in there, so...
I'll just go for it.
That's why I probably...
My mate killed him.
Well, they're shooting, so I don't think he did, but that would be second my mate killed him.
of
the
ah
He was not leaving can't believe none of those hit him the head
I can't believe none of those hit him in the head. Oh
My god, dude
That should check that spot. I know about that spot
That's crazy. I shot so many fucking bullets
I
Hey, yeah, yeah
Still there I don't know why I'm using mom I guess the scope helped out a little bit, but I don't like that l can
that elk can't eat really the move
ripo scope
ripo scope
oh i didn't sshh fuck i didn't um heal
I have that NL, but I don't really trust the durability on it.
six durability is that it will bowl
honestly what other options do I have here
I'm
P5
74 you be
17 pen 70 damage
I have my P90 mags. Hello. No. That
doesn't really help me then.
That doesn't help me.
And I have two mags. I like two P90 mags. Oh, I know. I have. Oh, I could bring three
this could be a move
this leg metta with a fucking
I
Laugh, okay
I don't know how I feel about this but sure I
Guess it could work
I fucking guess so.
I guess so.
Watch Runescape over Q.
I need some food.
Oh, Bax, thank you for the raid.
Thank you very much, brother.
you very very very very much hope you got your account back and sorted out because that sucks man
that really does suck
I'm gonna get some food before it gets too late.
Max, have a good night, man.
and
and
What?
They don't have...
Well, that ruins that idea.
Okay, they don't have it anymore.
That sucks.
Yeah, what am I eating?
My plan just got ruined.
My plan just got ruined. It got ruined.
They ruined it.
The options are pretty limited right now. It is in the hour of the night.
in the hours of the night
and options are really limited
The
Well
They had a sandwich
Nope
the
the
the
Hmm. I'm all out ideas.
Jersey Mike's ain't open.
Sucks.
Sucks.
Did I just click on curiosity?
Bacon cheeseburger delivered from five guys and $17.
That's fucking crazy.
They're smoking that good shit.
$17 for a fucking cheeseburger.
That's nuts.
I'm going to order this real quick.
All right, let's get this unknown key, we've got food, water, to grab the unknown key,
we're gonna need that.
Playing RuneScape?
Me.
That's my RuneScape account.
I'm fucking late, right
Okay, we're gonna hang out in here for a little bit
I'm not I'm gonna learn from my mistakes. We're not gonna run across the bridge. That's gonna end up in this fucking dying
That is definitely going to end up in death.
W. Thank you, Wizzy.
Yeah, I don't love that.
We're going to be smart.
I'm going to be a good noodle and we're going to just loot where we spawn a little bit and
just wait.
Hey, Lowe.
Keep our head down a bit.
Then when the moment is right, you will strike.
Motor?
What do I really need?
How many motors do I need?
I saw it. It's just kind of heavy. I'm kind of like not very strong right now.
I should take it.
The battery is full.
Did I need to use better headphones these GSSHs suck ass these things are horrible.
collect more beanies I think I have one
I think there's an SR 25 guy outside.
I'm actually a hell of glad that we didn't run across the bridge.
We really just need to wait I have to go to director's office so we got to let everybody
They take their time and get out of there.
Let's try to shoot again.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, thank you brother, thank you very, very much.
This loot is actually pretty fucking good, pretty good loot, and your pocket!
I
Sir newer fan I love watching your clips on YouTube shorts too much info, but to be frank talk about those love not even shambles
I haven't touched my wife in weeks my younger children started calling my 10 year old son daddy as he assumed financial
Responsibility of the family in my absence. I got deep in with the sharks to pay the mortgage
But the fun of my addiction I need a 50 90, but I also need to pay the mortgage. I'm scared
I mean sounds like you got your priorities in order to be honest I don't really see the problem
seems like pretty reasonable pretty reasonable to me
Okay.
Good day, man.
Kully Boy, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very much, Kully Boy Jason.
Thank you very much.
You gave me the 10 gifted as well.
Thank you, fellas.
Honestly, a $50.90 is a fucking mortgage payment, basically.
I highly doubt that we waited long enough.
It's 5070 and two days worth of groceries.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
All right, I think we're swapping off this SR-25 guys still in here, oh, fucking way.
What are you doing hanging out here for so long?
He's still over here.
it is a test drive done now yes but hanging out here and I need him to fuck
off. Oh, I could use that. I have to cross the bridge again now to do that.
Yeah, I'm on my right.
Big good. We got to wait. We have to wait for him to leave.
You have to.
You wait for night vision and no frostbite.
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Watch out. Leave. I need to get in there.
What's up dirty? I also don't want to dodge all those loot. I could just run the loot back and come back again.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
Send it?
I don't know.
That building is really hard to clear.
I could wait him out, but he might take fucking forever.
There's more people. How many fucking people are back here?
Wait, I think that's him.
Maybe it was an SR-25, it might have been an RFP.
Here we go.
and someone's going to be in there already fucking out.
Good butch.
They keep underestimating you.
Looking good.
I'm going to stay and watch the rat.
and far just hits that the ice man still bring ice you see but our ice box run run with adversity
shit i don't get bars like that
you got bars like that shit man
Get the fuck out of here.
Like this, my cover's blown.
Our cover's blown, Jett. Evacuate!
Evacuate!
Can you show FPS I'm thinking of gray by CPG?
I cannot at the moment, but it's not great.
This game will never run well.
You have a decent rig already.
Let's save your money to be honest.
He's got a hat.
He's got a hat.
Oh, that guy. Holy shit.
Okay, maybe that guy we're shooting him out of just like transit bugged out.
Ready for legs.
Thanks, Reddy.
Ready
My rage is fucking packed right now. I run into so many players at the moment
Every raid is a ton of PMC's
It's making this quite difficult
It's like Friday night after Christmas.
The best time to reset your account ever.
The absolute best time to prestige.
When nobody's playing the game.
Come on, nobody's on dude.
I can just freely do all my quests tonight.
Alrighty.
Alrighty.
Um...
We have to go to factory, fuck.
Mm.
Mm-mm.
Oh, it's a good factory.
It's gonna be bad.
It's gonna be bad.
No, you don't keep your hideout.
You don't keep anything when you prestige.
Nothing.
don't keep shit
okay I mean really not nothing
the egg and the rooster. My food's here already. Wait that was so fast. Holy shit dude. I should've
ticked this guy more. He probably got four speeding tickets on the way here at the food.
God damn!
That was boosting!
Yes, I have.
I don't know how to feel about it, because you can't get it in the regular game.
Do I feel like you should be able to get it in the regular game now?
Oh, mother of sea, giver of fish, taker of boats, toil it to the world, the Greeks call
you Poseidon, the Romans.
Aquaman.
Look into thy starfish heart and protect our souls so we might go tubing again.
Amen.
Let me grab my food.
I'll be right back home.
you
you
you
you
All righty, so my dad...
Runway End Identify Lights, Riles, are a pair of synchronized, flashing white lights at
each corner of the runway's threshold, designed to quickly and positively identify the end
of the runway for landing aircraft especially in low visibility or when
runways blend with surroundings.
Away.
I had no idea.
I had no clue.
I feel so much smarter now.
I got like a soy chicken and rice type of deal.
Well, it's not snow. It's not soy like that's soy. It's like teriyaki, not soy.
Teriyaki
The soy mafia got they robbed me. They're injecting me with the soy.
Why not try calories? Not right now. I'm not.
Not right now normally yeah, but not at this moment
Are we still farming this fucking Mufusu Mufasa guy?
Looking for venator shards?
He's killing the grumbler?
Wait, is that what's called the grumbler?
Oh my god, he's killing the grumbler?
That's me when I was at the grundler in the grundler!
Oh my god, he's getting the grundler!
Do you use any EQ or audio, sir?
I do not, no.
My new ear's hurt my ears.
Don't do not.
I couldn't fucking see anything there.
I'm not even going to fucking lie.
He's staring at the fucking door, dude.
Don't eat pizza, it's best pizza.
He's still fucking there, he's up there in the fucking door you bitch!
Did you stop? I'm trying to get through there.
Oh my god, we have been coming.
Well, that's not what I thought was gonna happen. That's not exactly what I thought was gonna happen
That's not quite what I thought was gonna happen what might have to go back to customs now holy fuck dude
It was an impact grenade.
Alright, I'm just going to play more aggressive, I guess.
I figured the other guy was going to shoot him, but maybe there were teammates.
I think there were teammates.
Yeah, I'm assuming he had a teammate let's go let's go
because there was a guy to the right that would have shot him and he didn't I was assuming
that he that guy sounded like he came from a different area but they were
together. They must have been.
Thanks for the company and content my dude much love and says thank you
Oh, this is not going well and I lost contact sixes, didn't I, yeah.
Yeah, but that ball of clavicle.
Mr. Kin, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you, sir. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you, brother. Oh, I don't need that. We just need some cheese or something.
Well, we're having a pretty rough start. I'm not going to lie. This was a bad night to
decide to prestige. Um, am I going to use? What kind of you can use? God, you have such
dog shit when you start can you put a site on the mp5 in the beginning
you have the little amount for it you do
does mp5 it
The Keter. The Keter with Flesch ammo. Sixty-five damage or sixty-five the best. Sixty-one.
should I Ketter it up? Can you buy the 30 round mags for the Ketter? You can't even buy 30 round mags!
Oh my god, dude. DP 19. I think the MP5 would be better. Well, how many of them are MP5?
PSO, right? 59 damage, so it's a Christ. They really give you some bullshit here. I totally
would use the getter but 20 round mags is like that's not gonna 20 round mags ain't gonna cut it
i'll be real
i don't know stupid sight you do anything to it
How much damage is this 56 honestly I'd rather use PSO I'm not gonna lie I'd rather use PSO
for the damage.
All right, here we go.
We're going to make this shit last a little bit.
Do I have a better site that I can use SR2?
really not really
we see what's going to drop without unpacking everything you can't you have to unpack it all
you gotta unpack it nothing else you can do
He calls he looks like a raccoon hope the raids are going well with Saber as company less than three
They're not going over now
I'm not gonna lie. They're not going that well right now
I've had better luck than raids before
Well low-level Tarkov on the Friday night after Christmas it really sucks
It really sucks
Like I don't have shit dude
And everyone's in a fucking group, it's terrible.
All the casuals are playing?
No.
Not my rage, at least.
I'm just going to use SMGs. I was trying to use ARs. SMGs the way.
I realized after I shot that guy 20 times with the M855.
How much damage to kill them in the leg?
I think you get 70% damage. I don't actually know. It's a lot. Several hundred.
Because you have to black out their leg and then the damage spills over to the
rest of their body and it's reduced and you have to black out their head then
after that.
I mean you could do the math you have to deal 35 damage to the head you're
getting 70% of your damage going through and it's divided by ORAX, other
leg one one two three four five six limbs the 70% of the damage divided by six
and that's equal 35
wherever I match out to
We're late. We're late. We're
I'm sorry.
We're late. We're late. We're late. We're late. We're late. We're late. We're late. Well, I just opened up a fucking.
you
He laid of course we are
Those are dying in your head orthodox is blacked your head orthodox it's blacked you die and mustn't throw a bleed
In terms of bleed you can have a black chest ahead
Any like direct damage will kill you
You just can't die from bleep you can't die from bleeds until you reach zero HP
of
I'll see you in a minute.
Come on, man.
What the hell is happening?
of
whatever
of
two story dorms
of
I need to hit some cabinets and dorms for keys, I'll go ahead and two story that would
be nice.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I highly doubt they're gonna say anything like that. That would be a bad look for them
I'm a Dorm's key two and four
There we go I want those
last round I don't have keys
why are these empty?
the cabinet is empty
I'm a part of my team, I don't know, if it's 100 something, can I?
Take that.
I'm sure part six.
Is that SVD?
That's ass.
SVD's bad.
Jesus Christ.
the faith of Christ.
I hope you had a good Christmas, gee.
It was pretty good. I sat here all day, and then,
Gawson, you too.
Yes, so ammo, leg murder.
The way I see this game, if you don't have ammo that's going to pen at least level 4,
you may as well just use flesh ammo.
Because if you're using 30-pen ammo, people have level 4 and 5 plates at least, you're
doing absolutely fucking nothing to them.
You may as well use flash ammo, shoot them in the face or the legs.
Just like, what's the point of using ammo with 20 pen that doesn't do anything?
It just has less damage when it does hit the knot in the armor.
I can't do that. I figured I could maybe do it. I can't do that. They're fucking
That's 3D right there.
Oh my god, I'm just making the wrong decisions today.
I'm just making the wrong decisions.
the
This is rough.
Armor.
Oh, there's my beanies, so now I've got a bad headset again.
I shouldn't have produced a night, it was a fucking mistake.
and killers. This is probably the worst night to do it. Splint.
I'm going to go back to the
plant.
Cheese.
Better headsets let you hear further and it makes other noises quieter. They're just way, way better.
that's it's make a huge difference well I guess I never heard that guy so it didn't
make that much of a difference I have to after this man I can get a fucking
Waltersite I could buy that you can't find me
okay no more looting scabs I went against my code I don't know why I
I thought that would be a good idea to do
No more dumb shit
No more dumb shit
Oh, I'm gonna run the bathroom, I'm gonna run the bike.
you
You
you
you
You
Oh man, all right, we gotta get this fucking quest done, dude.
This is how many raids has this been?
It's getting crazy.
What the f**king rage is this in?
Is your experience?
Oh, what am I?
It's so loud up the fuck
He's just everywhere I go right now. There's a guy sitting there like everywhere I go
every time I've got a big red there's been people
I mean I got camping the pocket lots before too like fuck
No.
Well.
Loading and loading and loading.
All right.
Maybe a big red spawn.
Don't think we did, unless I spawned in it.
Nope, we did not.
We spawned on the, actually, this isn't terrible.
This isn't the worst.
I'm gonna promise to is I'm probably the only person with a loud gun so anytime I shoot
It's just like, hey, come fucking kill me.
That's one low.
Thanks, Blaze.
Well, thank you very much, brother.
The worst one on customs,
Trailer Park, for sure.
Gotta be right.
First in Trailer Park.
I guess spawning in big red is kind of bad, but it's through a 6-0-D.
Iron Trailer Park's worse than that.
Oh, they're SR-25. They're everywhere.
I've been test drive wasn't DSR 25.
I was not using the MP5 from the start.
He fell for it.
Gave him the old bait and switch, man.
the old bait and switch okay all right MP5 is Bay right now this is my it's my
girl MP5 this is what we're rocking with
I just wish I had a suppressor.
That's got in the game.
No, but you gotta think right now, a lot of people don't have helmets on because of the
whole cross-pipe thing, so using something that I can just laser beam their head with
is pretty good.
Right?
Like that first guy, the first guy out here I killed.
I just shot him in the head.
Got a beanie on.
We've got some range, we've got some range, we've got a beanie, we've got some range
and a beanie.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
That's good, I like that.
I just heard so much shoot, um, the best path would be to go wide around here.
I hate the scope though, I'm not liking that there's gun build.
So 25 feels ass to swipe, it is.
I was using it yesterday, I was complaining about it, and I switched to the G28, the SR-25,
it doesn't, it's not accurate.
The bullet shoot fucking sideways, I swear.
It's literally not accurate.
did you not go straight, I will swear by that.
That's about what they are in real life.
I have any new dad jokes?
No?
You got one for me?
I could use a new dad joke.
I don't know.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
God, I know why the bicycle is going across the road.
I want to call that a new joke.
It's blue and not very heavy. Light blue.
Is that it? Light blue?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Heh heh heh.
Stranger things, wait, is Stranger Things any good?
I've heard, I don't spoil shit, but I've heard it's not good.
The last season, the last season.
It's trash, it's mid.
You know, woke, I mean that shows been woke.
That shows been woke and it's been mid since season three, well it was actually bad in
season three season four was mid season two is pretty decent season one was very good
i'm tired
he's sure not to accept any requests from rob reiner or his wife i heard they got hacked
What on earth was that?
The bad TTS, uh, I don't know what that is.
How am I not just playing nuts?
I mean, whatever, that's not that bad.
Alright, we're almost there, kind of sorta, still gonna cross the bridge of doom.
A bridge of death.
Answer me, my riddles three.
th
th
th
th
th
th
I'm so loud, could I be any louder if you be honest, I don't think it's fucking possible
any louder than I just was
hi
surely there's nobody camping big red at this point in the rain right right
nah there's not a guy camping in big red why would he be in why would he be in
big red dude. How would anybody be doing that?
I'm gonna jump, I just want to parlor.
and we're lagging
let's go
Oh, there's a guy in big red.
What a thought.
There's no fucking guy in Big Red.
What the fuck is that?
Excellent.
Excellent.
But the thing, Oxca's from a drop, yeah, yeah it was from a drop, I don't like it
and
and I'm fat right now
Jesus
Holy shit
Okay
Let's go
Holy shit, we got the case, or the document.
Holy shit.
It's impossible.
How could this have happened?
How could this have happened?
how good this have happened. We have to drop it off now too.
3 player kills. 3 players.
Yeah, hopefully I spawn next to the spot I need to go to.
You.
Well, I'm just gonna hide in a corner and wait for everyone to leave or die.
I don't know what else to do if I get a bad spawn on Factory.
There's probably going to be a million people over there.
should pull me up on loaned him doing one of the harder bosses in Oz Zaren okay
say less
Flash drives, almost forgot about those, three of six shoreline key.
Okay. Very good. Very, very good. Excellent. Very, very, very good.
for dinner I had chicken and sushi and beef and rice and more beef and more
rice and I'm I just ate and I'm so hungry so maybe I'll grab something again a
little bit
What kind of game is this? Pain, torture, suffering.
Did I mention pain?
pain, suffering, torture, or shit, or shit, or shit, or shit, or shit, or shit, or shit,
and
that
and
three Jad KC all year three Jad KC yeah yeah yeah yeah three Jad KC yeah one three three kills yeah kill counts three
up
it's it's right
and all about that
Oh
So
All right
we need oh my god this fucking spawn dude
What the?
I don't know shit man.
That does a dead body with the leg to be honest because he just wasn't moving.
This guy's got a Tijila mask, I already know.
I already know he's got a fucking Tijila mask, bro.
The way he's just running, he's got a Tijila mask, I know.
I need that guy to lead the road.
He's looking for kills for sure.
Oh, it's not sad. He's running around with a flashlight.
He's got a flashlight and he's just running his shit.
Is it the Jell-O Mask?
man
Oh my god dude fuck off leave me alone
It sucks that I killed his friend right there, because now he kind of knows.
Is he gone?
I think he's gone.
I think he's gone.
I am ready, Pavel!
Did you do that with that finger G as well?
like there's all scabs in there. Alright, we got it. There we go.
Take it off and play it well. We played it the way we needed to play it.
It wasn't the most glorious raid, but it's the raid that we needed.
It's the one we needed.
I'm
about my
We need to mark the tanks now.
So we're gonna be near with contact fives.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Alrighty.
Good, good, good, good, good.
What do I got, like, an SKS if you don't want that?
Also, I got near that. We don't
want that. What's this key?
Cardinal apartment key. Oh, I
don't think I'll need it though.
I didn't turn on my escrow.
I
Survive factory we did plan in my case and I survived
Now we have to go back to the hell hole
No, you can as today there was a they locked that functionality because there was a big
I think that was happening with people and resetting people's accounts against their will and so they disabled it.
You should be able to, I don't know, soon you'll be able to do that. I'm going to tell you when.
Soon you'll be able to do it.
But I wasn't it's not a well wasn't like a hack but
There was an exploit with through steam linkage of the game
where
People were able to go and get access to anyone's profile without their password or anything by
by adding their Steam ID to the end of like a link.
So they found people's Steam IDs
and put it in a fucking URL
and got in their account and reset them.
Some dumb shit.
Some dumb shit.
Yeah, it's absurd.
Absurd.
Yeah, basically that's some spaghetti code and someone figured it out and they had their
accounts which is why I ended up
prestigeing today I wasn't going to and
then that started happening so I was like
well my accounts gonna get reset
potentially I may as well reset it
myself because then I'll at least I
I won't have to redo everything.
Right, like it ended up,
my account would have been fine
because mine wasn't linked to Steam,
but we didn't know that.
So that's why I proceed today.
It wasn't in the plan, but it's what we did.
So we'll be able to do the event.
I think I can, but it's, I need to level up.
I can't have level one traders.
Level one trader's not good.
Can't be having level one traders.
their account reset. Well,
what happened was people got
their accounts reset and then
BSG locked their accounts and
they weren't able to play all
day. So like people were
streaming and playing and then
boom they're fucking account got reset and then they weren't able to play
how about that how about that
I believe it's been fixed since then, but I'm not positive. I think it's been fixed though
ESG like obviously won't say anything right
I found a sesame seed.
Yes, you suck at the two-factor e-mails.
I don't know.
I wasn't getting them earlier for hours.
It took me a couple hours to get them.
Alright, I have to go, fuck this is bad, I have to go back here, it's a bad, this fucking
thing.
I don't want to go backwards, I don't want to go forwards.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
Why is it shooting like Sturman?
What is that?
I don't know.
Is it a scab or is it Santa?
What the fuck is that?
I don't think there's a player.
That's someone in front of us.
I think I don't know shooting crazy crazy crazy maybe it's the goons
SR-25 over there.
That's weird.
I feel like I never saw that many M1As with people doing test drive part one and now I'm
seeing a million SR-25s people doing test drive part one.
Maybe because they got rid of the distance requirements so people are moving around
of it, but I'm seeing so, so many SR-25s. It's probably just because there's no
distance requirement for the the quest.
Yeah, I'm just, every raid I hear SR-25 shooting.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh no, I killed that scab, but okay.
Oh no, I killed that one, I'll take it though.
Where's my Taz scabbard?
I need a Taz.
Salad.
Yummy Salad.
Salad Salad.
Some Ram.
He's got Ram.
You do not keep anything when you prestige, you can transfer a little bit of items up there.
I guess that makes sense to me.
Alright now we have to go back.
Where am I going to crawl?
Where am I going to crawl? There's a guy with an SL25 which can't be...
Transferred bitcoins for all my money.
About 48 bitcoins.
Forty-eight.
I guess we'll go this way.
Across the left side of the bridge again, even though I got shot over there, I think
it's still better than going right.
It's got to be better than going right.
It's got to be.
Hey, I've been streaming 12 hours already.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Yeah, damn.
by the road was your plan
The last morphine, my god.
Just got my last morphine.
You can also talk about this MP5 switch up.
This was the move.
MP5 has changed the game for us.
I'll have to get into construction.
Oh
Bodies right there
I work at a huge house top bar time so that we know if any of the terminals of the town
Hatchments? No. Rare firearms. Yes. Rare guns. Yes.
I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.
Spin it baby.
Spin it like a motherfucking Beyblade.
Oh god there's somebody dead bodies here.
Dude this guy can lick my whole fucking ass crack.
Fuck off man, leave me alone!
Would you like to know how to wear normal helmets and not get frostbite?
Um...
Maybe.
Pussy.
Shoot me again, you fucking asshole!
You motherfucker!
I got a black in my god, okay, that's a sniper scout, that's got to be right
Where do they come from how did you get there what the fuck is like how did he get there oh
he's in the extra the transit probably he's in the transit he's gotta be in the transit
is in the fucking transit. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Help me. Please help me. Who are
these people who are these people
this shit is ass bro this shit is ass holy fuck
get the extreme winterface cover from arena and you can wear normal helmets and headphones
That I know but I'm not doing that. I'm not playing. I'm not playing arena
That ain't happening this game is ridiculous tonight
Oh my last morphine to
to play it. Just pay for the levels. Like $30 and a few years.
Nope. Not doing that neither. The principle. The principle.
I have cheese and a split of a heavy bleed. What am I fucking missing? Why am I missing something? I don't have a heavy bleed.
And I'm missing anything. I feel like I'm missing something. I need a marker now. Yep
Need a marker we got a I can't be picking up armors and shit like that. It's gonna get me killed
It's gonna get me killed
I'm limited on MP5 mags.
Ah dude.
I'm limited on MP5 mags.
I'm limited on MP5 mags.
of
why
why are we like this
why are we like this
why are we like this
Okay, the real game is on yet is
That's not supposed to be though.
It says it's hidden, what the fuck?
The stream deck button's broken.
I'm going to go back to the
Let me check it.
Oh, it's because that's all that works on the other screen. That's why.
Why?
Well, it works on the one scene.
It's Joe.
He doesn't have to add a multiple.
I was wondering why it wasn't working. I thought I was like disconnected or something
Procedure resets everything, yep, yes it does.
Go back to square one.
Yo.
Yo, thanks for be heading.
Holy crimson, thank you.
I don't know, I check fence all the time for stuff. He never has it. I check that guy all the time. Never has it thinking he's
I
The block the house and Oda block the Oda blocker the old spice
I
Rimscape PvP go
No six mom this game just wants me to fucking die out every raid tonight
That's what we're working with here right now
How do I not cure this guy until he does two- like what the fuck dude I need to get rid of these GSSH headphones.
I didn't even hear him walk on that metal. Dude, these things are ass.
These headphones are so fucking bad. How do I not hear him walking on that metal? That's
It's not even far.
I mean he's got a silenced gun at least. That could be helpful.
He sound worse. I think stat-wise they're better. I don't think anything can be worse than the GSSH.
I don't like the way they sound but did you... I can't hear people doing anything so...
So, that guy was jumping in the air 20 feet from me and I barely heard him.
I don't think anything is going to be worse than the GSSH.
That guy did not slow off, but there's no way he'd dare to jump, I just heard him
jump at the very end. I bet you that guy was sprinting even at one point.
I guess I said I don't recall, bitch.
I'm terrible.
Just average? No, they're bad. They're just bad.
Plant, splat, handage.
The MP5 in? Yeah, it's the best gun that we have right now, by far. I mean, it's actually
been working, like, compared to every other gun I use, the AK-12 and the MDR, this
thing's way better just because of the recoil. And, like, with my ammo right now, I have
the headshot people so recoil and fire at this king
I want that boom bap bap bap beat out.
that's got to be there. Well, maybe that's not their best song, but it's got to be their
most popular, right?
They should they're busting it down in there. I
Was never big into corn though like not the Cobb the band the KORM
Never go really into that band. They've got some bangers for sure
I don't know, it's, they're one of those bands, you know, they like, they got the moaning
going on in a lot of the songs, the deftones type shit, I don't love the loners, I don't
I don't like the whole like
eehh eehh eehh eehh eehh eehh eh ehh
When they're doing like a metal song
Probably my shit right there
That tone's blow
They've got some good songs but I'm not
They've got some good songs, but I'm not I don't get all the hype. I know that's a hot take. I don't get the deftones hype
I mean they have some good songs and they have some good instrumentals to the vocals mostly a lot of the vocals
I just I can't do it
Like I said, I know it's a hot take, but...
It's almost like I was playing with the thing I ran on the outside of,
I'm gonna run into that guy, I'm out of time.
Goons?
Goons happy hard days brother.
I don't really listen to them, I know some of them are really annoying.
I don't really listen to them. I know some others. I mean I've obviously heard them. They've got some good songs, but not a huge amount of them either.
Not a band that I really ever gave a chance to be honest.
I would say really just not a band that I ever listened to.
I've heard their music obviously.
That's how John went.
That literally every John went.
It's like everything.
A lot of people make him bullshit and then a couple of people make him great stuff.
They have movies, TV, streamers, artists, right, everything.
Not everyone can be great because then people wouldn't be great, they would just be average.
If everyone was great, they would be average.
and to another bank a year of good times.
Alex?
That's my last try. Thank you gangster.
Gangster?
Oh, that's... oh.
Oh, check.
I don't think it was, dude.
I'm actually starting to hallucinate.
I thought that was a guy right there.
I'm gonna shot that fucking train.
I almost killed Thomas.
Thomas!
No!
I almost killed Thomas!
Pummish. Pummish, no.
Here we go another question. That's a magazine.
Magazine, magazine, magazine.
I'm through therapy now. I'm not the best person to talk to about that.
I don't have any experience with that.
Although, with the amount I play this game, I might need a little bit.
Thought it would make me a little crazy.
I probably do. I probably do.
If my relationship ends, might as well go back to my other girl.
And to zero.
As the ads are a problem, I'm live on other platforms as well that are totally ad-free.
We're more than welcome to go to whatever you choose.
choose you go form drops here and watch
somewhere else you don't matter to me
it don't matter to me I'm on the red side
in the green side and the purple side
or anywhere I tell you fuck you or not I
mean you can say it yours might not like
what I say back, you could say it. I can't stop you from saying it. I can only provide
a retort. Oh my God, these guys. Oh no, Arnsight. The blue site soon. Arnsight's banned between
states it doesn't make sense to trim on orange so I used to do it that's a door
that's a door
the blue site yeah the blue site where there's a lot of fans on it
What's up, player?
There's Tarkov holidays.
The 12 days of Tarkmas.
Popping weaponry.
It's kind of as loud as fuck.
But this jam was supposed to be quiet.
The blue side is not bad.
The blue side needs to be deleted from the fucking internet.
The thing is, the thing is a disease.
This is actually a disease.
Yeah, I really miss when porn was free.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, man.
I gotta pay $2.99 a month now.
What the fuck?
Damn!
of the
of the
of
the
the
minutes for the perfect video now that everything is behind a paywall and by the time I find
the right video my boner is gone. Make porn great again baby. Let's go.
Oh man. Know what the hot tub category is? No the hot tub category is it's the preview
for the only fans. You know, it's like that's like the free sample at Costco that they make
you try and then you're like, this is awfully delicious. And then you go and you buy the
whole 10 pound box.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
I bought a few boxes.
Ella and Estrelka, the bunker, part one. Bad rep evidence.
Okay, look at us for cruisin.
I wish it didn't, but it does kind of lame if you ask me.
I need TNT bricks toilet paper one they're real
He crink it ladders and dry fuels
Mackles
Fuck I literally just had a magnet I needed them I needed a magnet. I think I literally just had one
I'll still weapon parts I'm just taking a look at everything I need a toilet paper
Get a toilet paper from fence
But his fence has one item on there
The fuck Vence
Man fence fucking sucks
No, I don't need found in rate toilet paper, do I?
No, I'm not found in rate toilet paper.
Okay.
My class.
There's matter of evidence missing in action, okay.
And two more dog tags as well.
Got it.
I
Need two more items
Dog tags not items one toilet paper
The rest is so on and poor damn
I'm
not
not
not
not
not
Cat, you should go feed him.
Let me go run and feed my cat on.
you
you
you
slow man was hungry. I had a feeling.
arena
Christmas Tess. Oh fuck that
Your water dry food heats raw
Raw wet food
Captain thank you
I like dry food for pets. I mean it's fine
Thanks, surgery
I don't eat only dry food, so what about my pet?
Honestly, my cat eats better than I do.
I'll be real.
He legitimately eats better than I do.
Oh my god, Trailer Park, I've never spawned here before.
No way.
What do I need to do, oh yeah, let's grab a wrap on this.
Two trailer park boys, two trailer park girls, go round the outside, round the outside, round
the outside. I think we don't have to do a big red. That would suck. That would suck.
here this part of the map sucks so much in the snow
I think he's ahead, right?
It's by Krakow's for the MCX.
in some people how do I have no
no frames right now
Yeah, I saw him up there.
Oh, I hate this fucking map dude. He's with an M60 sitting up there.
I hate- I wish one trailer park. It sucks.
I just like have to run across an open-ass map with an MP5. I can't clear anything.
And he has a Tijela mask with a fucking M80A1s and an M7, like, what the fuck am I supposed
to do?
I just it wouldn't be so bad
if I didn't keep spawning at
Trailer Park.
I just every time I'm spawning
game where people were able to get access to your profile for completely free without
any of your credentials and they were resetting people's accounts.
That's why I prestigeed.
So I was like well I can proceed right now and reset my account so if it gets reset like
at least I'm prestigeed.
I can't buy MP5 mags.
Oh my god.
I can't even buy MP5 mags.
Oh my god.
I guess we're using a fucking...
have a B5 Max. There's not anything. There's 20 round and B5 Max. What am I supposed to
do with that? Oversight.
I shouldn't even run armor, to be honest, a waste.
It's a waste.
PSO PSO start my game.
Hmm.
Hmm.
P. P. Poo Poo.
P. P. Poo Poo.
I'm going to use a muzzle brake from Traders, and that's fine, I don't need it.
I'm going to use a muzzle brake from Traders, and that's fine, I don't need it.
You
All right, come on here we go
The Lord please give me give me a good spawn. That's not
That's not a
fucking trial park please anything but that anything
I'm going to call it, it's either my big red, it do, but the specific red, it's the
specific spawn is the trailer park spawn that's the specific spawn that there is
Oh, I'm trying to get tired, I have to slow down a little bit.
My eyes are getting heavy.
Make the best spawn on every map.
It depends what you're trying to do.
Some spawns are good for certain things and bad for others.
Broward Park kind of sucks for everything to be honest.
That one kind of just sucks.
You
So Finn, how you doing?
How you doing?
We're just going through with our early quests with level one traders right now.
Shit sucks.
I remember this being a pain in the ass last wipe too when I'm prestige.
It just sucks having level one traders to be honest
They honestly they really need to add more to level one traders like you have absolutely nothing
Yeah, it's it's really just a terrible experience when you first load up the game
I'll sort of like your quantity limited on stuff too, so like you die a few times and
it's just like, well, there goes all that shit, now I can't use fucking anything.
Yeah, they really could add a little bit more.
I
Could give you a little bit more to work with it wouldn't it wouldn't kill them
I don't think it would be the end of the world
I mean, technically not a trailer park spawned, similar to a trailer park spawned, but technically
probably not one
I'm gonna fucking shot here
Oh, I'm getting shot at, huh, yeah.
Oh, dude, this map is miserable.
get me off of this map
I don't want to be here anymore
I
heard
Go away motherfucker go away
You'll be some shit go away
Fuck you go away
I mean go away
What go away?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Go away!
Meow.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
Poof.
That's right, mother.
Fuck, I move, bitch!
I ain't on top anymore!
I'm full!
We're fucking, we're fucking geared boys.
Boys were fucking, fucking cheered.
Can't fold the peepee because there's a site on the side.
The peepee's gonna be unfolded.
And now I'm 900 million pounds and I probably can't move and I hate myself.
Why does this guy have a soft ammo as backup?
is 556 ammo
is back up for an NCX
why the fuck
I need this beanie dude
I need that fucking beanie so I can wear headphones
wait
I think they're good. I'm 62. I'm not. I need the files, though. Hey, we got a stack of
Easy paid
I'm so happy.
Happy holidays.
Tom, dear, thank you, brother.
Merry Christmas, Christ is King.
Shazzy, the Scoped MCX, I'm digging.
I need to get the fuck out of here.
to extract. So heavy too. This is so bad. I need gear though.
and
a player a scab
at the
at the red bag
I think it was Santa, he thinks it was Santa Claus.
You more stamina?
You more stamina?
Let me take the flare.
Hey, here's someone.
Yes, I do.
We wait. We have to wait.
I don't hear him anymore.
I mean, yeah, I don't I literally don't gain anything from killing this guy if I do.
The best thing to do is just let him pass.
Okay, that was pretty big raid for us. That was pretty big. Climb to Sorda. Climb to Sorda.
He gained his gear. I don't have any more room to loot. I can't even move as is. I kill that guy and what? I grab what loot off of them and then I crawl out of the map and die.
you know like what do you what do you do
I'm looking at radar yep yep that's why I died to people sitting in corners like
five times in a row earlier huh
Well, you got me.
You got me.
What can I say?
Why, any doubt?
Okay, we've got some stuff now for now or we have some stuff on loan
everything in this game is always borrowed it is never permanent
what do I have a pack of
what do I need to do any turn in this quest
Okay. I think we go back. I got to do bad rep evidence. Fixed with a tool set on factory.
tool set so I have one. I have one tool set. Splints and it's splints.
Look.
I'm gonna go for a good taste.
Use your stream today. Been cranking them out. I feel like this every day until the first, I guess, or
playing Runescape. We're scaping. Flare. Good call. Good call. Good call. Good call.
I don't know about a vacation but I might need a little chill time.
I might need a little chill.
have some more dog tags now. I do. I got two of them. Yes.
Fishing gear.
Alright, so hypothetically speaking, if I die with that SV-98, when do I get another
one?
Ha ha, how do I get another one?
What do I do?
Level 15 from the flea. Oh, you can buy that on the you buy bolt actions to level 15. I
Guess I can't the fucking the quest as well
I guess yeah
the flair that's what I backed out for I'm so stupid that character is
distracted by those things
damn 65 months what a sorry Melo thank you so much brother thank you thank of
you
Some rat tech.
I think I could get a haircut tomorrow.
I need one.
I really need one.
There's dude.
I'm not growing out my hair are you out of your mind said that yesterday yeah and
look where it got me no where
I probably will not get a haircut tomorrow so I don't expect any change
Don't think that's gonna don't think I'm gonna get up and make that happen
Let go
is
it's fucking sick, right?
Fucking sick, dude.
to
the two things
I'm playing runescape right now. I'm nasty at this game. I know all about it
It is just co-heated.
It is.
You know, size.
Yes, it is.
Do-do-do-do.
Roomscape 3 is better.
I thought everyone liked the old school RuneScape.
Is that not what everyone loves?
You
RuneScape 3 is a disgusting pile of dog shit
Tell me how you really feel.
Shit.
Tell me how you really feel about it.
Good Lord.
Say it's over.
Come on customs. Let me in this John. Let's go see their banger son. You need a cigarette.
Now I need to hang out in the garage with the white monster. Just like a steel folding
chair in the middle of the garage white monster see either blasting behind me and a wife beater
boots with no socks on laces untied cargo shorts just fucking
just fucking sitting there yet just vibing
just fucking vibing out
I gotta go to the bunkhouse key, the unknown bunkhouse key, the unknown bunkhouse, oh shit
Oh my bad, oh, oh, we're not.
Shh, I was just trying to give you guys
the gameplay that you need, man, chill.
I'm trying to give you double the content.
Let me be excellent.
Just complaining about extra content,
like it's a bad thing.
Geez, man.
of
a good on great for last few years
of
I'm not being serious right now.
Up through nowhere.
Fucking slammed out, scab.
I need a toss from the scab.
Why do I need a tarz from the scab? I haven't even found a tarz yet.
Do you have a tarz you little shit? Nope.
The other one was on the...
He was on the roof.
I think jumping in front of me, we don't like that.
Building a gaming PC tomorrow in this economy with the price of RAM right now.
370 is fine to stream off of him if it's in a stream PC alone
kill that guy
that guy's gotta be dead right
I shot the ever-living Bajibus out of that, man.
Wait, is this not the quest?
is the wrong quest is the one by skeleton
I don't think I'm just thinking of the wrong one
and
yes the scouts and one of tired
of a lot of this one
Well, I'm gonna have to grab that key again at some point. That sucks.
Oh yeah, you can grab it through the window. I'm just saying.
The...
I'll have to get the unknown key again.
Which can be a pain in the ass to get.
That was so fucking rude.
I hope this guy just fucks off.
Oh, okay.
I heard snipers got him above.
I heard snipers got him above.
I was hoping I'd hit him in the head there.
a million fucking people here. Is this a fucking three-man that I'm fighting? I'm so confused.
and
and
and
the
the
the
the
I'm in a fucking ammo for this they after Christmas the Canadian thing
this has got to be a squad these guys are running around way too fucking confidently
to not be a much of a five man.
of
No, I'm not fighting it, but I can't really leave and they seem to be looking this direction
as well.
That's oil paper.
I'm trying.
There's still just running around in there.
and the car battery be sick, but it's too heavy.
I mean, it's a five man.
I don't know what I can really do.
It's a fucking five man just sprinting around.
Well, that will just go to work for Punisher eventually.
I'll need that for Punisher in a while for now, but in a PM that'll work, right?
I don't know the AK, the AKS-74.
That'll work.
I mean that shit don't work anymore man you can't even sprint and shoot, there's a Sprint
in ADS.
Hopefully they just fucked off.
are still hanging out there. What the fuck?
You can craft that AK eventually.
I forgot about that.
macros you can but the AK you can so that's not a big deal
We're going to the campfire.
We're going to the campfire.
almost there we are almost home
alright well
I feel like we dodged death pretty nicely there.
We cheated death.
and cheated death I did kill that guy in the beginning fire
642 armor damage my god my god
I'm scape.
What up, baby?
Craft my bathroom. I'll make the shitter.
I'll make the shit out of it.
Nice.
Okay, I've got to turn in the thing as well.
Ice cream cones.
Ice cream cones.
Oh.
Search mission.
Scavs on Woods.
Search mission.
reserve, reserve, reserve,
why is my like, what's up with
my Spotify right now? It's like
really loud and then it's quiet
and then it's loud as shit and
then it's quiet. I guess we'll
just go to, what's a queen's? I
need a beef stew.
All right 15 scabs on woods and
Your map knowledge and reaction time are impressive. Thank you. Probably not right now though. I'm a little tired
Little tired we have to get the proper convoy and we have to get the 15 scab kills
I'm gonna grab a drink of water. I'll be right back
you
you
you
you
And, we're back.
I was on my my steam deck.
My steam deck.
Try and strike a chord and it's
probably a minor of you my goat.
Thanks.
Yeah, I was in the shed or playing
on the steam deck.
Just scaping all the rooms.
Drop them trousers.
Oh
Oh, that's why spot if I was like playing music
By the shit was going crazy
Am I gonna get my goddamn ice cream cones from love to turn up eventually
This is from Tony Hawk.
The song is from a million different things.
The song has been in so many different things.
I start the labyrinth time gate. Nope. Should I? No, I'm not even going to have to do labyrinth.
I'm not even going to, well maybe I will for money farming. I don't need to, but I might
I need to for money farming.
I'm in no position gear-wise to be going to Labyrinth
to begin with.
Well, I'm not really worried about it at the moment.
All right, scabs and convoys, easy, easy, easy.
scabs and killing the convoi finding the convoi
oh I left moon chan in my shit
true I don't need a cowboy for a capo, that's really, maybe I need to murder this guy and
take his S4-25.
Yeah, I must murder him.
Where is he?
Oh, that's not the SR 25 guy.
I didn't think he would hear me walking up to him.
I underestimated how far away that guy would hear me from
Yep, that wasn't the best idea. That was not the best idea at all
He has a fucking to Jill mask on HK and he can still hear me with a fucking to Jill a mask. That's crazy, bro
That's fucking crazy
that's stupid. Why did they add
these earbuds man? It's so
lame. They did not need to. The
mask was already like insanely
good.
They did not need to add that
at all.
It's just the meta, like you can get so many of them and
They're really strong and nothing else compares to it except an Alton which
You can't get nearly as much
Yeah, and well the Alton's break when you get shot you get shot in the face
And you can't see out of the Alton the tequila mask you can see perfect legs. Yeah
That's a part of it too.
do
I should never buy in that site for me
and
she's
she's lost 28
A.
A.
Okay.
Good.
Everything right.
So, brawler low durability.
Have your buddy shoot you with a blicky pistol.
Takes one damage off every head and it doesn't do anything to you.
Just use the blicky.
The blicky, blicky, blicky.
You use the bleakie.
Yeah.
I
Am tires
I'm tired as fuck. It's getting late last time I looked it was like seven o'clock and now it's 2 a.m
No, it's so early now the full D gen hour
Yeah, I'm gonna sleep soon, I need to, I'm exhausted.
How are you starting to look a little blurry in-game?
That's how you know.
Bad time.
Yo.
Soon when I say yo.
Oh man, that nigga might do it next, I have no idea, I think I'm going to pay proper
for the money. I just pay him the money. Probably do that. Probably get lightkeeper
and then do the 300 mil the proper that might be the best
I want to get 500 mil like two weeks I think but money is easier at the beginning of the
wipe when hideout items are super expensive. So it would take longer right now.
It would definitely take longer because that's when like a hose is 150k instead of 30k.
You print money a little bit faster.
Oh
Oh
What a hose that probably an ollie in the back shelves ollie working it
Spanish a little bit un poquito
Time is it like 2 a.m
Shit something like that
Too late is the answer
I'll see you in the next video.
Tako Ibarito.
Thank you.
My Canadian.
Ah.
No.
My Canadian.
Ah.
No.
Much love brother less than three.
Thank you, Zalem. We shared you, brother.
No.
Definitely not!
is that Santa Claus? Why does he look like a normal scab? His shit doesn't render and
range the hat and the beard. What was that actually a normal scab? You got a Santa, I think
shot Santa. I'm pretty sure I just shot Santa.
That's a lot of interaction.
where are we going to get some damn scabs?
really shouldn't be going over here
I'm not even sure if it's an MP5, it's really a fucking paintball gun.
of
the
And P5 against Sturman probably not the best idea.
I mean, against Sturman find the guards would be a little more difficult.
The players should be the most difficult there.
of
lmao
You little fucking beanie
A&A
Who out of 15 scabs?
You gotta go to Skaab Bunker.
Maybe we get some more over there.
Looks like we're scabbed.
I just heard the I think an NL over here.
That's sick.
I'm pretty sure it was an NL.
My interaction with the left, another guy to my right.
This is good.
Yes, this is good.
Did they?
the perception skill this wipe I believe is that correct
why do I feel like I can't hear as far anymore you want a contact five song I
just tired
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I don't see any of this, that's not good.
There's one.
the
was that a stray bullet that just landed near me that I heard?
I think they just thumped the tree behind me.
This is a straight bullet. I hope it was.
Zatter is a fucking SR-25.
Fuck, do you think it's an SR-25?
Shit.
That's not good at all.
Oh, but that wasn't fucked up.
Why didn't a scab shoot at him?
Where is the scab?
I heard a scab.
Wow.
I heard a scav.
Nah, he was not the scav, there was definitely a scav.
I just don't know where the hell he is.
There he is.
Ah, there he is.
all this
For SR-25, that's a shark go.
He's got a hell of a snap on him, fuck, yes he does.
and
It's a beach yard going to stop here.
It doesn't stop here, right?
It doesn't stop here, right?
What stop is this, this is Junction, is that the stop?
I meant to go through his dialogue, not exit.
Why do I do that?
Why the fuck did I do that man? Yeah, that was the worst fucking time to hit it, too
See you later
See you later, bud. He's got robbed
You just robbed me and drove off
He's not red anymore
Comes back after he goes
wait really? they'll go there and then come right back. interesting. yeah unless someone
takes it. Yeah. That's interesting. I could see some things to do with that, then.
I can definitely see a few little trickster maneuvers with the BTR, if that's how it functions.
Oh, that's a, wait, oh, that's not a fake iskra.
It's not a fake iskra.
This is going to take us a little while to get out of here.
A bit of a hike.
The journey is long and arduous.
We're gonna make it.
Yeah.
Thanks cows.
Thank you, brother.
is the pizza. Will you and me? The crusty crab pizza is the pizza. Positively.
It's time on the back.
Oh man, this is a long journey.
Any minute now, you can't tell me that crawling
on the floor through snow is less tiring than walking.
I wanna see the guy that will crawl through snow
instead of walking.
There's all the grads face-first in the fucking snow.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's easy to do, right?
No problem.
Oh my god, there's a lever action out of us.
We have to be really careful up ahead, we hurt people.
not really liking where we're going.
Not lovin' us.
You mean Timmy's walkin' on the map?
I can't run, well I can, but my stamina will just drain
to stand and get it back. I'm too heavy right now. But I mean realistically, yeah if I'm
sprinting around and someone hears me first they're gonna fucking kill me right now.
And like reacting and killing them with an MP5 is possible but it's not ideal especially if
they're further away they're far away I'm fucked is this gun just has no velocity
I can't like scope in and shoot someone you know
if one tap him in the head I kind of have to spray and hope that one of them hits him in the face
I guess I have the SR-25, but that thing's been bad luck for me.
I don't know, man, that SR-25, whenever I use it now, I feel like it never hits where
you're aiming.
I don't like it.
I was using it a lot, and then I switched to the G28, and it felt way better for me.
And I saw a 25, it was just...
I was shooting rogues with it, and I was...
I'm telling you, I was, like, perfectly aiming at their head, and it would just miss.
Like, shots that, like, targets not moving, I'm perfectly still just aiming at them.
And he would fucking... he would just miss.
was not digging it
pay daddy thanks for being cool
thank you
I needed this one.
Oh wait, alright, good shit, we did it.
I almost died to that one guy.
Fucked up the BTR.
That's okay.
That's alright.
We made it.
We made a couple of mistakes, but we're still here.
Missed Caps are good.
Oh I killed Santa Claus!
Don't some of the bosses the bosses kind of scabs
all the time don't they?
I think he counted.
Pretty sure he just counted there.
My big booth.
that
that
that
that
Oh, Jaeger, a survival lighter. Wow! Thank you!
What a kind of you, man.
What a nice guy.
What a nice man that is.
I
All right
All right fellas yep, I think that's GG for the night
It's been a long one
I'm gonna go send y'all on over to someone else. Let me see your streaming right now
Yeah, he said, all right guys, I'm going to go over and vibe in.
Guys can you form him for your drops?
I will see you all tomorrow.
I'm going to get some much needed sleep.
Appreciate y'all hanging out.
Happy holidays again.
Merry Christmas.
and see you yesterday.