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Yeah, oh good morning. There's no fresh cut. No, it is. There's no haircut today. No, we
didn't make it. Didn't quite make it. All right, what were we getting into? We prestigeed
guys. We prestigeed forcefully. My hand was forced and we prestigeed. So we are
Elm Timbo yet again. Yet again. Activity spreads his wings by some of those things.
What I have to do, I think I'm killing scabs on woods.
I have to get the flight recorder to.
I'm there by recorder ice cream cones fishing gear farming a bunker
Aquarius etc.
Let me see if I'm getting, I get my damn drops.
Make sure I'm getting my damn drops, hold on.
Morning Tony and Chats.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Tarkov TV right now. Oh, are they are they showing anything?
Wait, we have a code?
Some stuff is the launcher code.
I'll take some stuff I will take some stuff. I might if I take some stuff. Oh fuck. Yeah, dude
Yeah, I like that stuff I
Like that stuff shit man here's some stuff PvE arena wait wait what?
if they're making PvE arena, that's a joke, right? New map coming? Like main game, new
map? Fire. There's no way PvE arena is real. It can't possibly be real. PvE arena. They're
fixing loading times apparently I hope so but I've been saying it's the worst
the worst part of this game is the loading times by far nothing even comes
close in my opinion
like literally nothing even comes close hey thank you brother
I don't know. I'll go stream last night, like 14 and a half hours almost. Almost. Yeah, I
think load times are number one issue. I mean like cheaters are one thing but sitting in
five minute queues for every raid is painful, especially when there's other options of
games that don't have that.
Modern times need to load faster they do they do I mean
Like when this was a new concept that you know people would sit through the queues, but it's it's painful
If they imagine if you clicked queue and within a minute you were in a raid how nice that would be
Just how much downtime that would cut out of your play sessions
It would be amazing.
Clean my mouse pad.
Yeah, it would be great.
I got to print off something real quick and the morning buns quickly print off something
I don't know much love
I walk in for this
Check your mail
servers running like ass it is not just you they are running like some ass you are very
right
8.8 times 16 guys. 13 ish. 13 ish. One year less than three. I wouldn't say the hog is
slow rate of fire. I wouldn't say that's a slow rate of fire.
And Eric, well that answers your question about the servers, my man, we just got smoked.
Being forgetting to use my primes, but here it is.
Thank you, Shams.
I'll
share
print
motherfucking print button.
I think my game just got cooked.
all right all the four
five and two and broke as well yeah it looks like the servers just took a poop
course right when I get on a queue
Good morning.
What they showed the new map.
possible yes and that's it much cuz like it's what we actually prepared now but
of course it will be much more like that's ugly
I
Gave him still loading
If I'm meaning me yes, it's plant and haircut's got a change
He's got a change that hair cut
If I start for after star 4 is not the weapon by the way after star 4
I think it's also bad, but we need to check on the
Visual program change that it's gotta go a bit 40
We have SVT. They need AVT.
No, we have AVT.
The AVT is in the game.
We have AVT, too, by the way. Some guys, come on.
We need some SIG guns, Nikita.
I already said about the LSX guys. It's planned.
Abacan is planned. Maktan. One of my favorite guns, I guess.
Abacan?
Avacan? What's an avacan?
Aik
Anti-Chic, who wants it?
There's no such weapon
The game is a bit broken, I'm not even loading it
I'm joking, if you're a moderator, it's a joke
Call me now
Do you know that there was some shit in one game?
I'm restarting my game, but it's not doing shit for me
Try again
okay he literally did not just say a single he went he didn't fucking say
anything we heard that this is it for q2 and 3 we also have q3 it didn't say a
Damn thing!
Where would you sell your life?
On shop code.
We're almost done.
Where would you sell your life?
Oh, no, everything is fine.
I've already put everything in.
Did you just write the number of pages?
I've just put it in.
I'll try like this.
What are those glasses?
What are those fucking glasses he's got on?
What is that?
Mr. Sevi, Micah, thank you guys.
He thinks this is Bon Jovi.
Okay.
Okay, for the Q,
The main mechanics is the update of the post-process and VFX and functional mechanics.
What does it mean?
The VFX and functional mechanics.
It all sounds too complex and technical, but we need to understand.
The improvements and fixes based on the ongoing surveys in Tarkov documentive feedback
Newsome events section in the game clients
Large Halloween event
Building and upgrading the zombies that we have Halloween event like for next year
Functional mechanics. Oh, he just passed a lot of actually pretty cool stuff
And I have small pieces of different functional mechanics
and visual mechanics for the locations.
That actually looks pretty cool and I really
want to get them in.
Again, it's not that serious kind of task.
I mean, it's not that important.
But it's kind of cool.
I will show it.
For example, like this.
Like this.
Merry Christmas, Tony.
Okay, or this one.
That's kind of cool.
That's actually kind of cool because that'll matter in a fight if you're shooting next to
cars.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
To shoot the lock is whatever.
The car is pretty cool.
is gonna remove all my frames right there that that one's gonna kill all my
frames I guarantee
oh what the fuck we're gonna put in a keypad
okay
six nine six nine we created the whole system that allow us to add all of that
And actually this list is pretty huge. We basically select something that will be used 100% of game and
Especially the new event stuff
We'll have a lot of things like that
So we enrich the experience, you know the the immersion and everything so
Yeah
Door and lock breaching
So the animations that will allow you to break some doors or bridge them with some tools or
Unlock them with multiple for example, you know that we had that animation for years
Okay, I'm also super important doors. I think and one of the game changers is not downs from explosions and kinetic damage
basically the animated ragdoll stuff
that will
create the whole
Like the best opportunities and the best options for us. So make the unconscious state and dragging our bodies
No, we're gonna get grenade eating it knocked down here
also
drones
The drone mechanics, I'll put drones in the game. We actually we actually had a prototype
We have the product. I'll do that. We don't have a video exactly for this talk of tea
Don't put a drone in the game.
Don't do that.
We need to double check it because the drone gameplay could change a lot.
Yeah, don't do that. Do not.
Control of drone, basically. It's not that like simplified kind of thing.
You'll be able to fully control it to drop some packages, you know, some grenades and everything.
Oh my God.
Da-da-da.
Oh, don't do that.
Radioactive zones, by the way. It's also related to the events.
Don't do that.
detection measures against the radiation and everything also is planned. Finally we will
utilize this UI thing in the UI like radiation attributes.
Radiation.
And also the tech in...
They are doing radiation, I thought they strapped that.
...and VFX overhaul including lighting and overall scene illumination. So we really
want to get in this at least simplified GI solution, I mean global illumination
solution for the location because we can implement the rate tracing like invigorate tracing stuff,
but we really want to have something in-house, something that we can do by ourselves and
it will enrich the whole lighting on the indoor locations, for example.
And also, I plan to migrate GeT-Series to Linux platform to reduce startup times and improve
server performance. And you know, I know that you will ask about Linux support and stuff
stuff like that. I think it's the first step towards that. This is it for Q3 and for Q4
launch of the second season, so it will be the second season in Q4 and the scourge
live in DLC. We don't have anything to show regarding...
We don't have anything to show regarding the Scout DLC, because the Scout DLC is planned for the end of the year.
But we have a design for it, approval design, so again, we will show a lot of details later next year.
But you basically will have the full SCAF profile as a separate character.
Like progression, customization, unique quest, unique secure container, achievements,
new types of extracts, new interactive mechanics, actually I showed a couple of them already.
New characters, scab bosses and scab traders, scab chargers, I insist that you are able
to control them and play as scab boss.
Playable scab boss.
Control of your guards.
Oh my goodness.
In game quest.
Well, I'm gonna be killer.
Scab bosses and stuff.
Well, I'm gonna be killer
Of course, I'm gonna be killer. So everything will become concluded in this calf live DLC
It will enrich the gameplay of your staff and also it is a high quite high chance that we'll have
special social zone that you'll be able to actually meet with your friends as scabs play cards drink booze and
and my other social in-conductor...
Can I have scab strippers in my scab hideout?
Cause that's what I really want.
I want to smoke a doobie and drink a bottle of moonshine
with my scab boys while looking at some scab titties.
Give me that!
Give me that!
Look at that!
This is it, the shortlist that we have planned for the next year.
What else left to show?
Ah, new gear, I have new gear, a couple of new gear that we will have next year,
but again it will be much more. This is what we actually prepared and it will be available
pretty soon. Some of the clothing, Berioska clothing, this one.
that one's ugly that one's ugly oh shit okay that's a drip that's some drip
that's ugly do do brown the do do brown yeah that's just fire dude I'm
looking like the the fucking the brawny guy with that I look like I'm on a roll
paper towels with that drip.
Another AVS, or AVS, EPC, and all of that is.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, look those pants
Yes, the video I forgot to show you the lens rework so the lens rework as you know that right now in game
We don't have lens, we don't have lens effect, I mean all the reflections in your lens on
the slopes.
It's actually bothered us for so long time and we finally decided to make the lens with
the reflections.
So this is the work in progress video by the way.
So as you can see, we have reflections on lenses and it will be a part of...
RIP frames.
Of course it's work in progress because we're still...
RIP by Frames.
Different kind of details, it's not final.
But, again, it was kind of strange that we didn't have any kind of reflection on the scope and stuff like that.
So, yeah.
I know that, yeah, it looks too dark, it will be changed against work in progress.
But just to add this kind of feel that something is being reflected on the scope.
Like a small neat detail just to be there.
Why is it green?
Minus minus 1,000 FPS. Yeah, right guys
What it's ready to upgrade your PC
I just upgraded
Have you seen the price of Ram Nikita? Yeah, how do you see it? I
Don't have any more kidneys left
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the promotion.
Guys, talk about upgrading my PC.
Yeah, guys, it's a new year season.
We almost finished that really hard and important year for a lot of us.
I believe the year wasn't so easy for you, too.
So please, just remove everything evil and bad and sad from your heart
or try to do it.
So please be open for good and best and the most pleasant things that awaits you here.
He opens for good and best.
Everything will be fine.
As long as we keep everything here.
I am open.
Good and best.
Together, we will be next.
I already don't know what to do with you.
I just want to say that guys, I hope the next year will be really, really, really
good for you as well as for us.
huge plans, still a lot of things to do and actually the whole list of upcoming things
for the next year, it's pretty huge. I didn't show you everything that we planned because
still a lot of things still in the production stuff like that. Of course we will have more
talk of TV shows next year and we will show more stuff, more interesting things. I personally
waiting for the graphical overhaul, I'm waiting for special events, I'm waiting for the seasonal
character, I'm waiting for almost everything actually, and of course I'm waiting for these
optimizations, hideout cat, we need 300 likes for that, so please put a like.
There's no legs.
Nikita, there's no legs.
There's no legs.
As long as we are here, let's be the best here with the good feelings.
And please, I know how you get frustrated, and usually it's not our cause actually.
It's your fault. You need to get good.
I'm joking and we know how it's been done and how it's how you're suffers from time to time.
We got here a fucking comedian, private joker, game design flaws and bad decisions,
but again it's a journey for us to steal for 10 years and sometimes we just don't understand,
We didn't estimate it right. For example, the hype, after release hype and everything.
The hype after the hype, what are you talking about?
We see that your responses and your passion about the game, it's something.
And it actually brings us closer to realization that we did something special and we need to continue to do that.
But sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's really hard, especially when we're built up.
Not only the huge army of supporters for these 10 years,
but also the huge army of haters.
They basically, for some reason, they really want us
to be down and succeed.
And sometimes it's super hard.
And especially, for example, like steam release
and stuff like that, all the review stuff,
all the frustration that we got, it's hard.
It's 400 people here, a lot of support,
also from our support teams and stuff like that,
I guess it's something around 500 people around the world working for the EFT for 10 years.
Growing up men and women, of course, that basically put their lives on the...
On the line?
On the floor.
And they're trying to make the experience that they still managed to keep for all of
these years.
And this is a hard burden for us.
So it's not an easy thing to actually fulfill your, fulfill your wishes and to keep the promises,
of course.
Especially the world is changing, the game development is changing, you basically changing.
We have a lot of new cameras, a lot of fresh blood to basically fill in and started to
frustrate with us.
we understand it of course and again sometimes super hard because we are all
human and all we need is to have a remorse we have to have us like to
joyful moments regarding our work appreciation and something from your
heart to actually describing your experience if it actually touched you
We want to see your actual feedback because for the 10 years
I think we did something special of course it's not perfect of course it's like I can drive you crazy
but you must understand that also drives us crazy a lot and the people here that we're not fucking
around basically. We are kind of in the shit, not knee deep. In above head. Not knee deep.
We are in this shit. We are in this shit. We need your support. We need the action.
deep in the shit go from your heart that support can be critical you can
actually explain your frustration you can actually say
deep in the shit actually keep barbading in the chat with the same responses with
the same requests and I need to be okay and I need to be
deep not unheard you will be hurt that is in a lot of
Can it get closer to the Tarkov 2.0, the new experience for Tarkov players?
Thank you, Brian.
Who knows what else will be next year or the two years after?
So the huge army of polarized people that can be switched easily from lovers to haters,
this is what Tarkov is about.
And this is what actually makes us stronger.
But sometimes it's hard to manage all of this, especially the life is going and you
all start to feel yourself about why the hell should I continue doing this when you
can have a moment that you can get up and see the first message from unknown user
like God damn you with your game.
I mean like, what did I do wrong?
But you understand that.
Is Nikita in the midlife crisis right now?
Disconnection or he just got killed.
It wasn't like shady kill or it was a legit kill.
But he got frustrated and for some reasons
he realized that, oh, I can direct his Nikita
directly to that kind of guy who is basically around that,
who's basically the leader of all of that.
And he did this job.
And he basically had some kind of remorse after all.
And this is the part of his EFT experience.
And it's not only about the development.
It's actually to his draw and hold.
He's burdened by negative reviews?
Oh, I know, for sure.
The Steam launch.
The frustration.
Not only the reality.
I'll talk about it a little bit.
But it fucked with him, for sure.
So getting back to you guys, I
know that it's a lot of players.
It's a huge amount of players, it's unbelievable amount of players, it's unreachable amount
of players for that kind of game.
That's there.
We have a lot of people who basically support us, but again, all of you guys you can support
us, but then you got this, the same error or you just got killed or you just prepared
yourself for too long for the raid and got killed in the seconds, it's understandable
that you will be frustrated.
But you need to...
funny about it differently it's just a part it is a part of experience
Tarkov's part of the experience guys tying into food oh Tarkov makes me harder
in real life I'm I think it's a good I'm fucking yeah I can see that it like
a lot more it's like a lot more the force wall you think I'm not hard the
hardest so I just make you stronger yeah it makes you look yeah I guess more
yeah oh I get it I get it same thing for us too as a developer you do we
We struggle a lot because we feel that we have a nobligation of darkness.
Because we raised that bar and we need to keep it throughout a years to make it right.
And this is our goal.
And this is our part of the EFT experience.
Amar, you're hard, you're hard.
The developers of Tarkov, they have EFT mindset, EFT mentality.
But you guys, you have a tool.
All of you newcomers, for example,
don't understand what I'm talking about,
but all of the old-timers and veterans, like 4,000 hours,
10,000 armors, our child chowers, they have this thing.
You're already in the pack.
You're already in this.
You have this EFT mindset.
You cannot play other games, for example.
No, we're crazy.
Not all of us, of course, not all of you.
but you literally heard this many times
because you're already in it.
So how do we need to act to keep these ideas
as much as longer as possible?
And this is a collaborative tasks of us as the developers
and you as the supporters.
So please, give us a little bit more
of a blue reviews on Steam.
Okay guys, this is it, the steam reviews fucked them up a little bit.
They fucked them up a little bit.
The third promo code and we're good to go.
The third one is called Mr.Proper.
Mr.Proper.
Again, we wish you all the best of the best in the next year.
Thank you for staying with us for 10 years in a row.
It was the major year for us, the release of the game.
Now it will get different.
It's already started, but as long as we are here and as long as we keep this EFT magic,
EFT mindset, magic things, we will do some really good stuff.
We will do some really interesting ground breaking and legacy after all.
It's all about this I guess and your enjoyment, but it's hard to enjoy it sometimes, but I already said that so anyway
Thank you for that for everything that you gave us
Sorry for everything that we did to you and me personally of course, sorry
Okay
This year, okay
Hopefully the next year will be easier for us. Okay
and this is it I won't do any kind of rate I think we can leave it as it is or we can
actually have the right by the way let's go
Come on, excuse me
Come on
Come on
So that's it, that's all I got?
That's all I got for us, that's all I got, Kani Deep, Kani Deep, Kani Deep in the shit.
Could need deep away. I want Mr. Proper. Was there another code?
Let's see other code need to put in Mr. Proper pawn shop
It's not activating my code. I got some stuff. I didn't get pawn shop. I clicked activate and now it's frozen
Error on post. I can't redeem my codes. Merry Christmas and happy new year Tony.
My goals.
Thanks for your content brother.
Alright, the ox thank you very much brother. Merry Christmas happy holidays sir.
No. None of my codes are working now. Hope you have a good one next year, man. You too,
I don't know what's going on.
It's a song, Nemesis by Knight Rider.
You hear the game?
Oh, they broke the game.
Nice.
I mean, I already had the game.
Oh, no.
Okay, the game's broken.
It's broken
After that whole spiel about I couldn't eat deep in this shit
Oh my god, I think we got a little too hard guys
We got just a little bit
Little bit too hard
got toned down a big eyes real it in, real it in, my game is fucked, game is fucked, game
Time is fucked.
No, we're never long enough, Tony.
Apparently not.
Apparently not.
I heard a roar.
They literally just died.
I haven't played a single raid today yet.
I haven't played a single fucking raid.
Not one raid yet.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go to Steam and leave a reveal.
Aww.
I'm really couldn't need deep in it now.
Couldn't need deep in this shit, man.
Love you, Tony.
Well, thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you
James dad guys
Yeah, it's cooked
You think the codes broke the game
Mr. Proper broke the game.
Incomedy in these servers right now EFT mindset.
Same.
Same.
Ah, no.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm
in it now, baby. I'm in it
is this is develop or CEO battle say games to keep up with enough
I am holding game hostage game will not work we need steam review 80% positive game not
come back online until we have 80%
needy part of it
fucking hell to the gay moustache
Tony hat all are you six foot one press my sweetie I don't bench
I don't bench
Marbs thank you so much thank you thank you
Watching you past couple of days has been a joy. Thanks. Thank you very much man. Happy holidays to you brother. Thank you
I appreciate that
Thank you for letting me be the first
Estimated time six minutes. Oh my oh
My
We're fucked. Wait, there's an update? Oh, there's no update. There's no update. Don't
don't lie to me. There's no
update. Sap you. Thank you so
much for the five gifted
brisky. Thank you brother.
I'm great dude a little tired from yesterday, but I'm great
I'm feeling I'm a fucking lizard in a lizard box. Oh my goodness
Eclipse, dude. Thank you so much, man. That is incredible. 50 gifted subs. Thank you so
much, man. Mike, thank you as well. Thank you, Sonny. Thank you, Predict. Thank you
so much, Eclipse. Thank you very, very, very much.
of
the
Thank you very very much
Gizmo, thank you for the tier three brother
Rain for 15 minutes
Yeah, sounds about right
We're fucked bad, we're all fucked. Thank you so much guys
We're all in khanidip, we're all khanidip.
52 months big dog. I appreciate you for watching the raids for all these years.
Thank you very much.
Hope life is treating you good.
Thank you.
I thought you were letting it crust.
Give me one second. I do need to wipe all of her back.
To lay deep in this stream and game has made me so hard.
Thanks for the fun!
you
you
you
We are super delayed super super delayed super super delayed
just yeah guys the game is fucking fried right now it's completely fried
greetings from Germany thank you Marshall thank you
Oh, I'm going to take this time to do a little business.
I'm not getting two-factor email.
I mean, nothing's going to work.
I shouldn't have even tried to load the ring, to be honest, because we might be stuck
here for a very, very, very long time.
It may be here for a very, very long time.
Before I turn, I believe I have, yes.
I'm not like super familiar with the band,
but I've definitely heard them.
I can't copy this.
We're forever waiting.
The codes are Pawn Shop, Mr. Proper, and some stuff.
some stuff
some stuff
some stuff
some stuff
hmm hmm
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and
You
I'm going to pour all the rest on all the ice.
I'm sorry, I was sending an e-mail.
if I told Tony at young age that a random Russian game would bring him so much success
What would he say?
I'd say,
It's Alabama,
I wouldn't I would have got Rosetta Stone Russian and I would have been
learned in my scavenages from the early age.
So guys
I don't think we're ever getting in a raid.
Cologne 3.
Thank you, Zeg.
Hmm.
I think it's time for some slither, baby.
I think it's time to slither while we wait.
I think it's time.
Oh
Oh, oh give me oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh shit
That's my shit, baby, that's my shit the fuck all my shit
I'm not I'm the giga snake here. Oh, I almost killed that guy
I'm the giga snake
Yeah, let's go about actually be bought at those neighbors trolling.
Look at this little guy trying to fuck with me, dude.
We must get to the centralized location.
Okay, we already have a stream sniper, okay.
Okay, we already have one.
I don't know.
Okay, there's another one.
There's another one.
And you know, holiday tests.
I don't know.
I prestige yesterday because of the whole account resetting debacle.
So all my progress on the holiday event is now restarted to zero.
Oh, we're synchronizing with players.
You might be about to get in.
Hey fuck yeah
Hell yeah, all right, we need to kill the scabs we spawned the right this is scab
I'm at scab house. Oh, no, I'm not I'm at the village. Oh shit
Yeah, so with the whole every people getting their accounts reset and stuff
yesterday I just prestige so if my account got reset it wouldn't be a big
deal so now I'm prestigeed I didn't really want to do it yesterday but here
we are low level we have no gear yada yada the struggle continues
The struggle goes on.
I said it's been a trusty, I believe it's been fixed, but we didn't know at the time and they were targeting streamers, so.
I took evasive maneuvers.
like I ended up not needing to do it it wouldn't have been a problem for me but
just I could have had my account forcefully reset last night so I
prestigeed in case that happened it wouldn't have made a big difference it
It wasn't a problem with Steam as an exploit that people were able to do with accounts
linked to Steam, but it was a BSG issue.
It wasn't like, oh, Steam letting people's accounts get fucked.
It was a BSG problem.
They had a vulnerability in their login ship with accounts linked to Steam.
and someone was able to take advantage of that
and get access to people's profiles
without needing any of their credentials.
They just needed their Steam IDs.
It's basically someone could get a player's Steam ID
that had their account linked to Steam
and they could get full access to their profile
only with their Steam ID.
I passed the two factor, the login, everything.
So they were able to get in and reset people's accounts
and do all that.
Yeah, happened to a couple of people.
It wasn't a steam problem,
but it was only a problem with accounts linked to steam.
That makes sense.
They wiped their inventory.
Yeah, not like people's full accounts got reset.
Like if you were level 55 about to prestige,
you went back to level zero,
stash wiped everything. It happened to logical solutions. Having a Lupo,
Baxby's, a couple other people.
And no, they don't have the ability to roll back the accounts so they're
asking everyone for like screenshots of their stash and their account stats and
all this so they can try and restore it and people were locked out of their
accounts for like hours yesterday they basically they were playing like Max
Beast was playing he's like a Latin American streamer he was playing his he
got kicked out of the game logged back in all the shit was gone account
reset and then DSG locked his account for hours yesterday and it couldn't
play. I don't know. Yeah, got squirted. Socks. Yeah, and I know I know people are gonna make
the jokes about Lupo and this, but like what happened with him has nothing to do with what
happened to his account in the game, right, a totally completely separate issue.
I know people are going to say the things, but it's unrelated to the issue.
The fact is there was a vulnerability with the game and people got screwed because
of it, right?
I mean, you can say karma in this snap, but my point is that it's an unrelated issue,
right?
Like, the point is that people had their accounts getting deleted, not who the accounts were,
right?
If Adolf Hitler was on a fucking Boeing jet that spontaneously blew up in the air like sick
But Boeing jets would still be an issue, right? Like you get what I'm saying
You understand like I still wouldn't want to fly out of Boeing jet after that
But I wouldn't be mad about the situation that transpired
You see the point?
Hey, we understand now.
How's that a bad analogy? It's a great analogy.
Oh, my God.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh, my God.
I gotta forget it. I can't
win. I can't win. I can't win.
I give dark naps. Thank you for
the 10 gifted subs. Thank you.
I can't
Super hardcore like Nikita said we're all hard
Oh my god, why did I say anything?
Why did I say anything?
Right.
We're on some crazy fucking topics now, let's, let's get it, like, can we talk about, like,
um, what'd you guys get for Christmas?
You guys get good presents for Christmas, we got good presents for Christmas, what'd
we get?
What'd we get for Christmas?
Or did you give good presents for Christmas?
Did you get where I give?
You got a Boeing flight?
I got a Boeing model airplane for Christmas.
Look at hell, guys.
Fucking hell.
Alright, alright, alright, come on, alright, come on.
Let's sell this stuff for real now. Let's sell for real. You guys are going to get me in trouble, dude.
You're going to get me in trouble.
Come on. Come on.
No more. No more. No more. No more.
I gave my GF the business while wearing your Saber Night vision shirt.
Shirtless. Good work. Good work. All 15 seconds of it.
Which bandana do you prefer, Sam? Where?
Sweet new record 13 seconds yes yes 13 seconds we have 14 next time
Good bye Machique.
Good bye Machique.
Good bye.
These scabs really love apple juice.
These scabs in their apple juice.
All the street brands.
I don't really know much about him, I didn't miss that part of the Tarkov TV.
So I'm not sure I'll have to look at it.
All the scabs.
Genes.
There are no scabs.
Maybe they're at Scav House.
That's a void.
You said can't. Awesome, Earl.
Yeah, I don't need the BTR.
Oh wait, search mission is up here. Let's just do search mission, I guess.
I guess I'll take the free XP. I'm right here.
I already told you.
I should wait right now.
Start waitin'.
Start waitin'!
5 years and still nothing is left of us.
Like sapper?
That's a long time brother, thank you so much.
We're going and we're going, we're going.
of
PMO
of
I use my fitness pal. That's what I've always used. There's a lot of different ones now,
But that's just what I'm I that was like the earliest one back in the day
There's that there's another one called chronometer that a lot of people use I've never used that
I'm not sure what else people like that
I have to go to that like sandbag in the corner, right?
back we go to get my quest I stand attacking all of a sudden I don't know
he shoots me too I'm not sure he fucking killed me the other night
Wait, no, that's a rough top. Where's the questioner thing?
Want to go to the tent?
Shit, I'm 80s.
Reloading press on the way.
Mmm.
Pick up truck. I won't want to search for items here anyway.
Why am I finding so much mayo?
There's mayo everywhere this way.
All right, we got it.
They won't have your account, but that's ass.
my fucking socks
my fucking socks
They're very quiet and I only came across one scab, but I think I need four more.
there
Hmm
Oh my god MP5 please.
This is the worst thing ever.
It's a fucking paintball gun like I said the other night.
It's a paintball gun.
Oh, 9mm.
Oh, 9mm.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, it's just a 9mm.
It's only a long time now, so I hope you've been well.
Just scooped up the 365 Legion and getting my spear 308 next month.
Very nice. Very nice. Very nice.
Very very nice.
Oh, the scabby needs to kill him.
There was a scabby, or a bash, or a yeebie.
Thank you, sir.
Well...
There he is, I think I need one more stab killer, let's come back.
I passed by the plane, I'll grab the flight recorder as well.
Need the flight recorder.
That's not about urgent, though.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh, we, oh we, I gave me a spoken, I gave me a spoken.
new belly button wow new belly button
have a program missed yeah I think I need one more scab
The server is working.
I don't know if they're working right now.
I'll let us back out, I guess.
That's cool.
Sunshine Mayo.
Boc, Boc, Boc.
Up here.
that, that, that, that, that, that, sure that, that, that, that probably, Sound and Ray Tashanka,
we need to save, salt, that.
I feel very let down by Nikitia, not one mention of African American PM scenes.
I'm in.
I've been.
grenade is my armor. I tagged my armor a little bit. I tagged my armor a little bit.
Wait, did I finish this? Oh, we finished search mission. Okay. Ice cream cones, PMC's, grenades,
on woods dude I only need one scabbard woods look at this
I got the egg.
Got the egg.
lot of MP5 bags I got my stash. Hey go my Lego Tony. Hey go. Yeah we gotta go back. We
get flares too. I need flares. Alright let's go. I'm gonna quickly run into the
The bathroom gamers will be right back. Hold on.
you
Almost a year, let's go.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la now.
you
you
you
you
you
I grabbed some food too, sorry.
Little hungry.
Little hungry.
It's been chill.
a little rough with the prestige restart but that's fine we're making work
where the fuck am I from over here
right where we wanted to be at the scab bunker to kill a scab then we'll go to
the plane I've outskirts at this extract yeah well maybe you won't go to the plane
Nice hype.
The plane is a little far.
I have my PM pistols that I need.
don't need that guy hideout items are not found in raid but well some of them
are some of them need to be found in raid not all of them but some
one's married thank you for the raid. Thank you very much. Dauphin. Thank you sir.
please thank you God good God wait Scott
Zippy man! Oh my god! 10 tier 2 subs! Holy shit Zippy! Thank you so much brother! Thank
you very very much for the Leo thank you for the lime five months revives an
airsoft gun it does a paintball gun the bolt velocity and accuracy and
everything it just like I may as well throw the bullets at them do better off
Okay, thanks to that, thank you, buddy.
Thank you, thank you.
We'll go grab the plane flight recorder while we're here as well.
These will have the model one just like an M4.
It might be a little bit better than M4, but it's basically just an M4.
Yeah, the bowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bowing.
The bowing.
I don't like that we just heard an explosion up ahead, that's not a good sign for us, not
Not a good sign.
The flight recorder is just at the front of the plane, right?
I can't quite remember. It's just it's not like around the plane it's like inside of it.
The right side cockpit right side.
My cockpit but like kind of there the fuselage.
Thank you, Antid.
I gotta take these raids kind of slow because I'm one in the snow a lot of like longer range
spotting and I only have a Vanessa of some guy with a DMR spots me at a distance I am
fucking dead there's any further than those rocks over there I'm pretty screwed
Mr. Sturman?
Mr. Sturman?
I think it should be over here.
I'm going to have to go back around to outskirts.
There we go, lakeside or is that too dangerous?
That might be too dangerous.
Fight Recorder, scab over there, ignore him, better to not shoot my gun right now, MP5
woods. Yep. Really all I got. Oh, I guess I do have SR-25s. I killed a couple of guys but
really trust that gun.
And B-5 is not all that bad if I'm up close because people aren't really wearing headphones.
That's an SR-25 I just shot too.
Around that.
Go way around that.
Friends, hello.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you. Hello.
How long does it take a normal person to prestige? Define normal.
It takes a while. It takes a while.
Especially with the reduced XP in the game now.
It'll take a couple months. A few months for sure.
I'll say it definitely a few months.
Who is that?
Gwen's with that tier three.
Thank you very much.
Business mode.
Thank you for the four months.
Now I'd say it also depends on your knowledge of the game.
Like you could be a normal quote unquote player, but you know the game pretty well.
that'll speed things up a lot if you don't really know what you're doing it's going to take a long time
these are important to me right now
friends thank you so much for the fine gift
oh man thank you brother
happy holidays to you bro
Thank you Chad. Mr. Chad, thank you.
I made the feeling better.
He's back to normal, thank god.
I mean, I wasn't really worried, but...
I was like, it's normal after the shot, but yeah.
I love it.
Alrighty.
Back we go.
Now that Terry Snow wipes you think the 9-5 workers will start playing more?
Hey babe, I mean there's going to be seasons.
Nikita was saying next season is like Q4 or some shit.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Holidays my man keep up the stream. Thank you so much. I'm watching you
I'm watching you
Where does flint recorder? Oh, I have to leave it on shoreline
Let's just keep that then my last morphine
Armises I have that key that's one one four I have that okay sick we can do that
sounds cat you know the sound with sounds cat or might actually fuck for us
sounds cat or Michael kind of crazy
54 damage
55 damage 50 damage 55
I don't maybe ever got this but that's nice. It's quiet
I'll be silent
But thief in the night will be
I'm got thief in the night
How many Medpiles do I have for this key trade?
5 out of 7. You can't craft med piles, right?
No, you can only craft with them.
Thank you very much for the raid.
All right, do I have anything else to do here?
Okay, the secret exfil.
Okay, secret exfil and secret exfil.
film, I'm gonna do a level 2 med, that doesn't really help. See your ex-file and case, give me one second guys.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh.
that
that
Is that
What's that
Is that
Okay, we have another challenge, I don't think I'm going away.
Zero to hero max XP challenge.
that's pretty neat. Zero to hero max XP. Someone's going to get like a two million
rubol zero to hero and two million xp
You're not going to get me, you're not going to get me.
Don't want to be my little catter.
You're seven months.
Don't need to thank the bell.
No, I want to get her.
Look at them, you're so cute!
You're so small.
You're gonna have to...
clearly define what zero to hero means.
What in the hell is that?
I mean I would even go as far as to say like what type of container needs to be used etc.
I thought someone was going to go on?
We had a cappa container, it's no fair.
We have to get to small dorms.
Oh, the little Ketterpacks a little bit of a punch.
It's above its weight class doesn't it?
That's a plant in the shit for the fucks.
I'm just playing through my shit for the rest of the fucks.
Oh my god.
This ammo goes pretty quick.
Maybe I should have just kept that gun, that's BP.
probably should have kept that. I mean, right here, yeah.
Yeah.
E.P.M.O.'s.
Tell you what, I don't like that sight on it.
It's your shower.
a lot of scabs. I missed that guy leaving dorms. Somewhere. Yeah, I don't like the site.
I don't like it one bit, but I mean we could like snipe a guy with it
Grab the case, the money, pick the money, there are players nearby, yep, be careful.
We have to get to the charlotte park side too, we have to hit the boat on the way.
I can't walk up.
There we go.
Can you oil me up daddy?
What the fuck is that?
You idiot!
What the fuck is that?
with the Ergo on this thing is cursed
First, I already got it.
Holy shit.
I
Had to hit this boat up. Thank you, sir. Thank you so much
Not a hit up the boat.
I'm gonna go.
Come.
Uh, come on now.
There will be some people hanging out over here.
This has been such a hot spot lately.
Okay, most of this clear.
I'm good.
Nice sandbags right there. Marko's. Thank you for the rain. Thank you.
Just about out of here.
Alright, not bad. Great success. We got some shit done.
That's a MaxBee.
That's an XP.
Am I going to sleep?
I'm not.
That's the secret.
That's the secret.
I guess I'll keep
I'm pretty sure I have, if I don't have raccola, I don't have raccola.
down.
and raid metal fuel tank.
Four.
Aeropist, case.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Okay. Oh wait, I can go back. Now I have enough meds for, I have enough meds for that
What's the key?
Where did all these go?
206, man. 206. Okay, that's what we need.
up enough meds and everything bring a cheese we'll bring a cheese all right
we gotta go to 206 I don't think I have anything else I can do on customs
I'm just going to get the items.
Right of passage.
Easy money.
I don't feel like doing that.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Where are my armor fucked?
Hm.
Get the items.
Get the items.
.
My food got really cold.
.
I'll say 27th, yeah.
Let's go.
and
seven
and
You want to gamble?
Good gamble a little bit.
Her has been okay.
They were down before, now they're back and going alright.
as good as they normally are, which ain't that good.
Whatever the 1.8 billion got 492 million.
Yes, so the government got 1.4 billion dollars.
More like the government got 1.4 billion dollars.
Chits hilarious.
What up, man?
What up?
Well, like a Venge 7 fold.
Mostly, yes.
Their new stuff was not good.
They put out that one album not too long ago that was pretty bad.
I handle the King album is fire let's go we're back
I don't think I know that bad.
That was really crunchy bacon.
Very very crunchy bacon.
That's what I go like the band
I don't think I know that man.
I missed the prestige dam. Yeah, well it happened rather unexpectedly so
So rather unexpectedly, I mean, I'm on a Marth.
That's what I thought he was saying.
But Rainbow Six Hack, I heard about it.
Rainbow Six Siege got nuked by cheaters.
They're banning players, like thousands of legit players
getting banned.
And they unlocked everything for everyone
gave them like a bajillion, a bajillion in game currency, right?
There it's like, well, these are fake band messages, it's
spamming like this is a song or something. There was bands, she
never took her eyes off me. I forget that I had given her an extra key.
They finally built a raising canes near me and go damn it ssss to you. I've ate it like six times
in the last two weeks. Nope, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Let us start
in the gym. That is thought, hitting that cardio.
Sometimes, there's what's happening. There's there's too much money in gaming
and shit now. Like these companies have to start getting their shit together.
There's too much, there's too much money, especially in cheating.
There's too many eyes on gaming and there's too much money in cheating as well.
And people that want cheats.
They have to be like very fucking proper with their security with these companies now.
I don't know why that guy went in the program.
I mean, developing sheets is technically illegal, right?
Using them isn't.
and selling is illegal, like distributing, but using them isn't?
Well okay, you can make them, but I guess you can't distribute and sell them
or use them. Wait, but how does that way? You can make them and...
Can you make your own cheat and use it and it's fine?
As long as you don't sell it?
I was going to sell it, what if you posted online for free?
You just distributed it.
Is that illegal?
I'm trusting.
I wonder if you'll ever see like government legislation about it because the industry
is getting huge so you gotta think that at some point there's so much money in this that
They start lobbying the government, right?
I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at what I've got here.
I'm just a mark ever been a movie's TV and music combined the US almost bigger than all
three worldwide really actually no that doesn't surprise me yeah yeah I don't
I don't want to think about it like that. That doesn't shock me.
You would think that we would be doing stuff more about it.
I mean I guess they don't really go after people like
distributing illegal movies, right?
I don't think they just...
Hey!
Or do they?
It's out of J. Mac. Thank you, brother.
They do have a large scale like Pirate Bay.
Yeah, I guess Pirate Bay was shut down and everything. That's true.
That's for a shawla in
Shawla's a three story. No, a pirate bait has been shut down like in the past, right?
Pretty sure they've been shut down in the past. The FBI did some shit to them.
And then they get around it, yeah, but...
And a bushel.
of
death
of
death
I'm gonna have to where you have to search cabinets and jackets for keys
of
all of us get out of
I didn't do too much sex, I'm so dumb, there's no whole reason we went there, I was like
Is that all I needed to do?
I didn't even do it.
Tom's.
Distracted by all the cabinets, I forgot.
Let's see if there's some scabs here.
There's a man.
What gun is that?
Is that MDR?
I think it's an MDR.
The insurance fraud before prestige. No, that's the work
You even do that I might want a wrong extra
All my frames right now they're gone
of
the
death
of
the
I'm telling you, scabs love apple juice.
They can't get every time I loot a scab, they got apple juice on them.
They love it.
of
the
that
have a lot of the data
of
one of the
of
the
They're jumping. That's not good. Probably shouldn't go this way.
Thank you very much, Bran.
He knows.
of
there's two of them
They don't-
I'm not quite sure
The f**k is going on?
I love you
f**k you
I don't think I killed that guy, by the way.
Well, the problem is they know where I'm going. We got a little flare or something now.
They know I'm trying to hit that extra, so they're gonna camp the fuck out of it.
I don't think that's going to be the one honestly at this point I don't think anyone's going
to touch this game.
I think this game is too niche to get like enough money for someone to try and compete
with it and like a large company is not going to make this kind of game ever well I'm okay
Arc Raiders is like competing with it in the sense that it's an extraction shooter, but it's not anything like this game
And I guess what I'm saying is if you're looking for a game of this kind of experience I
Don't think there's gonna be anyone else that makes something like this
It's not the same experience at all.
It's good for what it is, but it's not like, not like this game.
It's more of like a PvP game, honestly, but it is a really PvP game.
I don't know what killed him, but someone fucking blasted him from far away.
Now I want to know why Homie was running around with an impact grenade in his hand, like what
in the hell is he doing?
Oh I could take old gas.
There.
There.
Now I died because of the swatch.
Now I die because of the swatch.
All right, we're out of here. That was a journey. That was certainly a journey.
And when I come...
No, I didn't kill another guy.
I didn't kill another guy. That
sucks. Okay, we got a lot of
XP. I drink in Saratoga.
Yup, you know me. You know me.
call me. I think it's I think it's delivery today. Johnny B's should give you like a
a more
clear delivery window
they're just like before 8pm
like oh shit thanks man
put better plates in this to be fair
the
jar of pickles used for. I don't think anything right.
My dude, what the fuck I mean the perfect number of subs honestly
Like the perfect number of subs dude 69 gifted god damn
Brother, thank you so much. I can get a nice in there for mr. Eclipse
Thank you so much man. Holy moly brother. Thank you
Thank you very much sir.
I want to know who's Johns.
I don't know who's Johns.
Need some more ammo for my Keto.
50 damage.
What's your favorite shape of Pesto?
Um, a linguine, a penne, maybe a bucatini, unless we can count like stuffed, like a
tortellini or ravioli, because then maybe one of those.
Too many choices, man.
It depends.
All right, Aquarius 15 scabs on customs is what we got to do.
We'll 14.
Okay 15 scabs, baby. Oh, let me bring a flower
Don't you tell me what to do I'll pay you out when I feel like paying you out god damn it. I
Thought I used the flower was even the gambler
Choose prediction are we extracting choose outcome?
Yes. Complete prediction. Congratulations to the winners.
Wow.
Turn down the heat. God damn.
If you survive the chain of raids, yes, go to customs and you transit to interchange
and then you die and I don't think the accounts either way to survive but yeah
I'm pretty sure it doesn't get any of them
You know if your game crashes, you don't get to survive for the raid on the transit.
If you go on a transit and your game crashes while transiting, everything you have loses
found in Raid.
Doesn't it?
So this character will never wipe correct, they will just be adding seasonal character
later on. Wait, it keeps it as found in raid still? Wow, okay. I thought you lost found
the raid. You just don't get the XP. Well, that's overpowered. That's overpowered.
Golf guy, thank you. Allegedly, yes, that's what I believe is happening. Yes, sir.
Snowball, thank you.
That's not a bug. It's a feature. I mean at this point it's a feature in the game. Yeah, I agree
I agree any anything that released in 1.0 version of the game is now a feature
if there was an issue with the game that they didn't fix before they released 1.0
That's a feature of the game.
That's just, that's how that works.
Yes.
Right?
Oh, it literally is. I mean, like, by definition it is.
You knew about a thing in the game,
and you released the game and didn't change it. It's a feature.
I mean, that's how that works.
just the feature. I don't think you can even argue with that. The flying rogues on Lighthouse,
that's a feature. It's the national Russian Quidditch team tryout area. You didn't see
See that? They're having tryouts.
I can't stand to see you.
What am I doing here? Killing scabs, right, you know.
Wingardium Leviosa.
We're killing 15 scabs.
I found the dumbbell last night, me too.
I found it in dorms.
Luckily I had the car extracted dorms.
I got the dumbbell out.
How are there people there already?
Okay.
I did not know that people could just be sitting there.
That's fire.
Good raid.
Good raid.
I didn't think people could spawn there if I spawned there.
Wait, what the fuck did he kill me with?
There's no way a pistol killed me.
You didn't have a pistol though, that's M855.
Oh he's dead now. How did he die already? Did I kill him? Like he bled out and died?
Okay that's cool.
I'm glad I put new armor on.
RIP to the Ketter, guys, RR fucking Peter the Ketter.
Back to the MP5 we go.
.
Well, thank you, Nessie.
Good.
Old trustee, dusty MP5.
I can't do any type of suppressor, right?
There's no way.
All right, that would be too nice.
All right.
We're going to be using these for a while.
Yeah, I have level two, we have level two, wait, we got things, what do I get?
UZipro pistol wait can I have mod at UZipro? No. I'm 1682 MPX57 G36C
Okay, well, it's fine. We're just going to use the goddamn, we're just going to use
the goddamn MP5. I'm going to run the bathroom guys. I'll be right back.
You mess with any dance scaven dance?
you
you
you
You.
you
Love me.
We're back.
Maybe I won't get shot in the head again.
One year, sir. Let's go.
Thank you, Strife-In.
Thank you, sir.
Okay. Not the worst spawn. Better than Big Red. Actually this is a good spawn for us.
Anything that's not Big Red at this point, I'm pretty happy with.
I feel like this way, if you're spawning Big Red, your rage is over.
You should just fucking turn around and transit to interchange.
it's a real play I mean it is honestly it is
Especially with the snow. With the snow it's like you can't even cross that whole area.
You have a zero cover with the snow.
scabs.
May
may
may
and
,
is that a player or a scav?
this is scab and he saw my ass
that ski hat my man thank you
No, that wasn't Santa, doesn't Santa always has the red backpack.
I just need one found in the red pilgrim, right?
Just one of them.
Here we go, you don't need two.
Changed that a while ago.
I think that used to be two.
Probably two paced at some point for hideout.
That shit is good.
I heard a scab over here.
Dude, I still haven't found a Taz.
I need a fucking Taz.
How long haven't I found a Taz on a scab yet?
I just realized, I'm already needing, actually, no, I have all those, you don't need that.
We still haven't found a Taz.
Is that Taz? Oh, that's actually a Taz.
That wasn't me, baby.
That wasn't me, Blazer.
Two Tazes!
Right after I say it, it's because of the Devil, man.
Good devil.
Good afternoon, good afternoon.
Hey, hey, where are my tosses? Boom, two tosses, just like that.
Speak it into existence, guys.
Put it out there in the universe.
Need the change you wish to see in the world.
I see me, where do you go?
I'm just running straight down.
And P5 Sniper?
if I snipe
Rather of infinite wealth or infinite goth baddies, it's the same thing.
You just ask me the same thing twice.
Yeah, stupid question. Honestly, really dumb question.
What's with all the grenade launchers?
I don't understand it.
Why are people grenades on two raids in a row, or three raids in a row, or two raids?
Grenade launchers.
What's happening here?
I think we're just going to flare out with our riches.
What is happening?
Oh, I couldn't walk over that.
I'm going to get out of here.
Yo, Maze.
Thank you.
I'm going to get this toz out.
Getting out with the toz.
I talked to the prestige.
I didn't get to see you.
Well, it was a rear-in-a-rush. My hand was forced. My hand was forced. It wasn't by my
own doing. Not by my own doing.
We got seven scabs for our quest. That's pretty good.
Not bad.
Seven scabs. Pretty good.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
What's your name?
Smoke, do you say?
Smoke, do you say?
Um...
I don't know if you got that Taz the extortionist. There we go.
Shady, um, weekly quests.
I think we're going to do the
pay prapper ending. That's what
we're going to end up doing just
because it'll be probably the
fastest. I think I'm going to
get like keeper and then not
work with Carmen and pay real
money. I think we're going to
get like keeper and then not
work with Carmen and pay
and pay 300 mill. I think that's what we're doing. I believe.
Let's go, let's get it on!
Big Papa!
Big Papa, thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
Thank you.
I don't know about the, yeah.
Thank you so much Papa. Thank you very, very, very much bro. Thank you.
I think we have, what, eight scabs?
If I killed seven, we got eight more?
What, ending?
I think I'm going for the just pay proper.
I don't actually have to escape, but I may as well.
If we're just looking at the procedure,
you just need to get the, obtain the ticket.
Pulse mounts, thank you, brother.
Well, paying proper will be the fastest way.
It'll be the least amount of headache, I think, because you could just farm money for
it, so it's not like farming bitcoins and shit again.
Wait, thank you, brother.
Let's wait.
I'm going to be better doing that whole questline again will probably suck
Hi Tony.
Spinks, thanks for the three months. Thank you Spinks.
The Oikos protein shakes. Yeah, they're pretty good. Those things ain't bad.
You have to reset your progress.
Yup.
Much love.
Back to square one for prestige.
Back to the beginning.
Back to square one.
and
and
and
and
and
and
Yo yo yo, Mikey. Thank you brother.
I need to get my oh we have level 15 now. We have proper level 2 which you don't
You don't get shit at proper level 2, right?
He doesn't have anything
and
I don't think I would use any of that, honestly.
I think that guy has a shotgun.
He's getting set up and I don't think he saw me.
of
death
of
death
of
What in the fucking desync?
I didn't bring a splint, dude.
Fuck, I don't have a splint.
Shit, that's bad.
This guy's got one.
That was some of the most egregious decent I've seen this whole wide.
Oh, the grizzly.
I have the grizzly.
So stupid.
No, I had that grizzly for a reason.
I knew I had the grizzly.
I was like, I don't know how to bring a splint.
Dude, I got shot with a Mosin while he was dead and made no sound.
How was that a fucking thing?
How was that a...
Did we just watch what happened?
He was dead and shot me with a zero decibel mozen.
Yeah, there's a guy shooting suppressed over there as well.
You got to heal a little bit more.
I'll set it up.
I'll set it up.
death
death
death
death
death
death
I can't see him from here.
I guess we're stuck in here.
I could beat this guy.
I'm pretty sure they're together, by the way.
I could do. Open the front door.
It's Terry Crews with a fucking A-12, guys.
Holy moly, how did I hatch on him earlier? Jesus. Jesus, man.
Holy.
God damn.
Fight an army.
Yeah.
Just say again for the split. It's on a broken one. It's fun.
Told you they were together, though. It goes 100% on a team.
They're fighting for my life in an ice cream shop.
They're trying to steal my mint chip.
And that guy's still over there.
How many people?
the entire server
I was Terry Cruz with AA-12, come on now
come on now
the fuck run out of bullets
two more people
this guy with that silence a k has not moved for
twenty minutes
and he hasn't shot at any of these guys
of
of
a
I
Just wasted a surgery over a scab
have. Keep in the beanies because I need them. I can't wear good headphones without beanies
Otherwise, you get frostbite.
As much as I want this armor, it's way too heavy.
That's a lot of for the shot, though, and I'm none on five.
I don't think I can put that on this gun, even with not the trilog.
I'm on the drum bag, that guy already did.
He already unloaded it.
You didn't watch what happened?
Fuckin' ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba
Thank you little assholes of mouths
the muscle of the cells so hopefully most of the servers dead on a kind of fucking
mr. I'm mr. softy dealing out vanilla cones to these motherfuckers killing them
all dead and hope except that one guy with the AK
why mr. Softy is what your wife calls you know they got a pill for that right
they got a couple of pills for that now
I'm not sure I'm going to need that eventually.
I need that magnet for my hideout.
You not keep your hideout?
Nope.
Sir, no hideout. It would be nice.
Fuck.
He's in the little side room there.
Gee, that scared the fuck out of me.
He's right here.
Oh, he's above even more?
What the hell?
Oh, the yoyotiki.
my trusty yoyota
I think I'm going to get it back in the car.
I think I'm going to get it back in the car.
Like kiss Yoda right on the lips.
Operation Aquarius part two finished.
We have to get to the other side of the map, grab that little document with the unknown
key, which have, okay, other tool set.
Oh, are there grenades down there, brother?
Are there nades down there?
I don't like that, ooooh, nice jiggle.
The magnet I got on.
Got it.
of
to
of
What I said, I hope everyone's dead.
They are definitely not dead.
Yeah! Yeah!
Another beating.
Give me that scab.
See, you're not going to extract here.
So you're not going to extract here.
I'm running out of ammo.
We're running low.
Thank you for watching my man.
Grab that thing.
What's a girl like that?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, we got to hurry up that guy's got a fucking empty cell and it is close.
Yeah, I see him up there, look at that.
I don't think that was who shot though.
I beat you people, I didn't know why.
I beat you up, you b****!
I
Was an eye fact for healing
Because I'm limited on my meds
Bring the yellow one so not wasting my good meds when I just need to top up little heels
Level 13 right now or 15 650 in a little 15
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
Camp it no, I don't gain anything from killing that fucking guy
I don't get nothing from killing my guy
It's a lot of shit we killed there, for 7000 experience, criminal.
We're partnering with Dixon Cider.
So I can't get the, yeah, I can't even put that suppressor on here.
This is almost not even enough ammo.
And then the thing for a portionist.
It's on the flash drive.
Oh, didn't swag.
I need a key for that.
Is that three or three key?
I'm getting three or three, right?
You have it?
Yep.
And we got those we can do that.
All that random crap that's got in here.
Oh, we had more random shit.
Oh, I need to spend money with proper.
I
From skier saw the proper love on
much more do I need to do
151.2 million spent
Oh my god, this is going so slowly all right. What else can I buy from skier these things
That's how I'm back to them. Yeah
Goodbye euros. Yeah
I'm skinny level two.
Would I get anything good?
AK parts.
Answer is no, we didn't get anything good.
We didn't really get anything good.
Hope the raids are good.
Thanks for the news. They have been good.
They have been good.
Just leveled them up, got a proper two.
I'm Ketter B's, that's it.
Okay, we're going to dorms.
Yep.
Dorms three or three, and then back to plant the damn thing.
2 and 4 or 105 one time 206. I don't need this 206 key in there anymore.
I've been 303. I find a 204 key or not.
Alright, let's do it.
There's gonna be dangers and dorms. I'm gonna run the bathroom, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
We're back. We're back. I'm
drinking a lot of water today.
A lot of water today.
Hey, sir, um, our raids are going
better today than last night.
That's for sure. I think I was
I have more drops to claim. I think I have more drops to claim. Let me see. Two details.
I do I have an epic two epic drops to claim
To claim them I guess I should
I'm gonna have an expert stage
and you get an MP5 SD with Peacekeeper 2. So just straight up purchase. You might be
We have a bar to rent.
Do you want a drink?
No, I'm not a drinker.
What the fuck?
I'm done.
None of us fucking hit him in the face.
Like I just sat there and just...
What? Is this by Iron Man?
I just hit him in the fucking helmet!
Did you die?
Bro, that's insane. I just shot him in...
How is this guy not fucking dead?
There is all my ammo.
Brother, this dude is Thanos.
How the fuck?
Oh my god.
the boss. This isn't necessarily bad though. I did say I needed ammo. They have a lot of
ammo.
The elf hats, so I can just kill them.
You can come in the tank, go 12 o'clock.
I go down
I'm tired of no helmet event. No, it's actually kind of fire right now for me starting out
It was like an headshot people with shitty ass MP5s and they'd die instantly
Except for the last guy because he was wearing a helmet because he's a freak
Yes, I'm using PSO
people get baited dude you're like oh you should use pst that shit is like 20
pen that doesn't pen anything you may as well not even you may as well not even
fucking shoot the guy if you're not hitting him in the face or the limbs
with 20 pen ammo
you literally may as well not even shoot him you should use higher damage
My opinion so when you do hit them in the limbs it actually does a little bit sometimes
So we take the fuck the black rock I take the armor for now
I think I feel about this decision.
It's going to be really fucking heavy now.
It's heavy.
Fuck, I'm 50 kilograms.
I need to drop the MP5.
Gotta be under.
Getting stamina back?
Yeah, I'm gonna be under.
Here we go, we're good.
from Germany. Thank you German dude.
What am I doing? What's he doing? What's he doing?
This hollow is really bad but it's what we got better than no sight.
This thing's a piece of shit in real life too.
But it's Russian!
Because they have Russian technology.
And yet, optic is fine.
There's a base optic in all of Motherland.
Actually, is this like the current JED Russian holographic site?
I don't want to see the other three.
I want you to read all three.
I once dated a girl with 12 tits. Sounds kind of weird, doesn't it?
A boss.
of
the
of
the
of
Oh God, I shot that in the face.
But I'm sorry.
I'm gonna do you kill Santa, nobody gets presents.
Oh, you already gave out all the presents.
Christmas is ruined!
bunkhouse now and plant our zip-o. Operation plant the labor. I just heard a guy shoot
That's what I thought, I think, over there.
Not good.
It's not good, it's not good.
the
Hey, thank you, Sargo.
Thank you.
Oh, wait, I have to go to the bunkhouse, so hold up, I almost forgot.
Almost forgot.
Can't be doing that.
I don't want to miss that, actually.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
Ooh, excuse me.
Forever, thank you very much, sir. And give it a tear, too.
Let's go.
out of this Joan. Good raid. It's actually a really good raid. We got a lot of XP from that.
We got quite a bit. Rashallah headshots. Oh, I did kill that guy, by the way. Thank God he
fucking died thank god
Wee!
Oh, wee, oh, wee, oh, wee, oh, wee!
I hope you had a great Christmas, bro.
the
hope you have a great Christmas bro
thank you brother
content is always
thank you
Golden TT.
Golden swag done, Chemical Part 1.
Okay, I need 220 key for this, right?
I
Shit actually had buckwheat I should have kept it
I had a bunch, well maybe not a bunch, but I had buckwheat.
Okay, I'll kick it again with MP5, man.
to
pull out, by the other
What optic options do I have at the moment?
I guess we'll just run the MRS again.
Mechanic repair would you give me skier wow green tracer ammo whoa
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wretch.
I'm fucking wretch, man.
Shit.
We need some hideout stuff, I think.
two on that last one I need for this open parts and bolts
more light bulbs. Okay. Alright, what quest do we have to do?
Pokemon Hobo
Supply plans on woods we can do that on woods fishing gear disease history
Your business grenadier
And a 220 for that we could fix the control boards as well, and I should go do that
I have two of them.
I hate this quest.
We're going to have to do two raids on factory, we're going to have to split it up, butt toolkit,
as a tool kit of my buds on barbis. Buy on the flea. Nope. Nope. Can't buy it on the flea. I am level 15.
unfortunately, most unfortunately.
you shit with the flea market until real estate I'm in level 25 but level 30 is
when you could do barter items right so you got a long way to go we're gonna
actually like make money and do the hideout with the hideout or the hideout
the hideout hideout the hideout the flea market
no
We're we're in the we're in the Timmy stages of the game right now. We're just getting some of our traders level two
Just to get in some of them level two
We're moving on up in the world, but we started down at the bottom
I can't build the test drive SR 25 until level 40.
Wait, what?
Really?
Isn't there a barter for the scope isn't it buckwheat buckwheat barter
of
the
How is Tarkov treating you today?
We well so far.
I may have just killed that guy.
I think I shot that guy in the head.
Pretty sure he died.
The man's gone.
I didn't hear a move after I shot, so.
Oh, he's fucking dead, dude. Wow, I smoked that.
I smoked that guy like a brisket.
I hear our friend Tugela as well.
It doesn't have a good gun, there's a shotgun though.
Okia Pconata!
Okia Pconata!
That one scab was lagging like crazy, man, he's a crazy scab.
That's a better call a...
T'Gella is fucking beating somebody up.
He's a...
Ma, fucker, come here, I can hear that!
oh my god he shot me about the fucking chest oh sweet jesus god damn it's for me to park
up in the rafters
the fucking heart dude the fuck did he shoot me with
I'm only I only knew bodies after safe that guy's body was not safe that was not a safe
body that do that all types of diseases all types of diseases it's twinkle toes
Tony. Yeah, got a problem with my twinkle toes? Huh?
Got a problem with that? I'll take you to Neverland, motherfucker.
Keith, uh, thanks for the prom, Keith.
Wait, that could be... Hold on. Real Neverland was apparently not a good place. I don't know
I don't know if we should be
talking about that. Can we see
your twinkle toes? Mm hmm. You
promise. You promise?
He was framed. I don't know.
Maybe. I did see. I did see
him in those Epstein docs though.
I can't lie. There was a
I can buy P. E. Ammo and leg meta motherfuckers. Oh hell yeah. I can't get mags for that though.
Alright SR2. I would just be rocking with the two mags that I had.
I don't love that.
I don't love only having two spare mags for the gun, but...
I mean 7 and 42, I'll just run that, that's not that bad.
the
I've never stopped.
What we should do, hold on, I need a splint.
I need a splint and we should bring a bandage just so I don't have to waste some of my mud.
So we gotta have a bleed.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's go second control board
There's my CMS of crusty wasn't it's the best CMS in the world that high-def
Vinnie the poo was in the Epstein piles
I
Oppa
the
way that the way that was kind of sauce
the
way
the
learn your lesson and have a
gamer ship bucket on standby like
a real gamer.
I thought that we were beyond the
days of not having a hole in the
bottom of your chair with a
bucket under it.
That's all I do.
I didn't think this was
Oh my god, a red aside. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very much, Red
Much appreciated man. Happy holidays, brother. Thank you
Thank you very much
I think this gun is probably a good idea to use. I think we're chilling. I can buy 20
round mags from proper 2 for the SR2. Did I just miss them? Must have just missed them.
That's alright. Hopefully I don't need more than 3 mags this raid. If I need more than
three mags this raid we might be dead
here we go must fix that control board
perfect spawn easy thank you it's Eli elite 23 underscore for the Prime Sump
Okay, built my job for me.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, there's so many fucking people here.
get back demons
I
To
God damn it shit the fucking two more of them
You should have fucked with me!
You should have fucked with me!
Leave me alone!
You're fighting with me!
You leave me alone!
You're coming to my house!
No, leave me alone! I'm sorry! I'm leaving!
Go away!
I'm going, bro! I'm going!
I don't hear you going!
I left!
It's a pre-recorded message!
the trickster
Yo, fuck you and I'm 70,000 people bitch. What? Oh shit. Oh, he's talking shit to you guys
OH MY GOD SHIT I'M THE BEST! I'M THE BEST!
Oh my god you thought you thought that little jump was gonna do something.
It's my house!
This is MY HOUSE!
Oh my god dude.
Oh my god.
Alright brother, we gotta get the hell out of here now.
Let me load up some mags.
Hop them off, Kenny.
Hop them off.
Hop off the gun, Kenny.
Oh, the gunner.
Inhuman reactions.
Three mags was good. Yeah, it was good
It was good
That discord call is heated now. It's probably a fucking disaster
That I have defended your honor
Name a better streamer that would defend your honor like I would in my chat.
Glad to be here.
I'll protect you with my life.
Protect you with my life.
I'll put it all on the line for you guys.
My hero!
Well that was a good raid.
That was a fucking raid!
Holy shit.
Can we just can we just watch back?
Yo, the snap the snap to the head.
Can we just can we just witness that again?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh my god fucking Santa Claus flying through the air.
He had the full Santa beard and a hat on too.
Oh man that guy was funny though.
You gotta give him credit.
You gotta give him credit, he was a good sport.
He was a good sport.
mm-hmm
All right
That's done
Farming part one is done. Now. I'm farming apart a cool. It's cool. You kill them and all can I get my pizza now?
That's the wait like everybody else
I need I need one Wellston
Looks like we got to go to customs
I'm going to sell the Glonk, sell the Glonk, I'm going to take the 7.42
out of these. We're just going to go with great PE. Let me see. You said I could buy these mags.
Oh yeah, I can't. There we go. Perfect.
No. What else do I need? I need my director key. Directors can't have it.
If you have any questions, you recommend focusing.
Whatever you can, like whatever you're able to complete.
Like, Larry, anything you just want to, this is more you want to just level up.
about like the specific trader you just want to make sure you're getting
leveled up I got 25 and 30. Okay we need to do passion for art I have to kill
cost kill scabs we have to get the package in the director's room and we
have to get the little wrench
I got to get the wrench, let's go.
Oh, I just missed arena quest, yeah, but that's lame, I don't want to do that.
I don't want to play arena.
You don't want to play arena, it's fine.
I'm not a rush honestly like I don't want to speed run shit like I'm just gonna play the game
do everything however long it takes is however long it takes there's no point in speed running shit
yeah I'm just like I'm playing a game out of fun you know
I'm just having a good time
Plus content farm, yeah, you got a content farm, can't not content farm, that would
be silly.
I do not farm in content.
I'll probably never do them to be honest.
I just don't love playing arena.
Wait, what, ATST?
Oh, shit, okay.
The little bipedal?
The two-legged?
I want to build Legos.
I want to build Legos.
I want to build Legos. I wanna build Legos. Dad, who's getting the Minus Tirith Lord
of the Rings Lego 8000 PSET? Who's getting it? I know somebody's getting it. I probably
a lot of you guys have done it.
Buy more Warhammer, fair?
Fair play?
Fair play?
Ooh, that's nice.
Hey, hey, wanna be a rockstar?
Hey, hey, wanna be a rockstar?
Least fat exercise?
them lying like girls. Um.
Oh, those are fire. Least
favorite. Rear doubt flies
probably. That's a warring. So
like it doesn't do guns they used to back in the day that Lego used to
make guns like models for the guns.
I
Had some OG Lego sets of guns, yeah, and like the the lever action rifles and the revolvers
They've had pirate pistols too, yeah
the old star wars ones and cool guns. No, the old star wars ones, they used, it was
the, the camcorder lego piece and they made it look like a gun.
Gang.
I wasn't supposed to be, yeah, this thing is this.
They really like the horse armor and stuff.
This was supposed to be like a camera and they turned them around and made them guns
for the Star Wars shit.
Yeah, that was supposed to be, it's supposed to be a video camera.
I'm like, oh wait, we could turn around and make it a gun.
You could make it a gun.
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star, though.
Hang out in the coolest bars.
You know, for you having an epoxy table made with those mini goat guns embedded in it.
Yeah, that's actually a sick fucking idea.
Sounds expensive as hell though.
BAM!
What's my package?
As my package...
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star.
I've got to go back there and get the little customer.
a little customized wrench.
It was never made of realistic gun.
Not all the western ones were like, realistic.
They had a revolver and a lever action. I mean like as realistic as Lego Gats.
Yeah, they used to actually have them.
this is like in the 90s this sets from the 90s I think earlier even
I mean, the smart thing to do would be interchange transit right behind me and do the bug.
I mean I could just regular
should I just regular interchange transit it's probably so much fit safer
I think I'm just gonna regular interchange transit
just because I think interchange is way safer than customs
a tangerine
a tangerine
that's just transit
I mean fuck going across big red
the bridge I mean across the bridge
we need to be careful we heard a guy shooting
I'm
Here we go build the tree I'm working on it
It's my body with a big man there.
Get all the bulbs you know customs over at dorms on the tree you can pick them off
of the tree
okay I'm not too worried about the tree right now I know I can be I can craft
stuff with it but it's not a concern of mine if I find the bulbs or I get them
like on the way doing something sick
Otherwise we can kind of ignore it for the time being at least
But rock but rock
Regals level six armor though true. What do you what do you need to craft the level six plate?
8 white ornaments. That's a lot. That's a lot. 8?
So we do two plates. Okay. I mean, still, still, still, something's just about to break.
You're okay. I kind of want some brisket.
Should I get brisket?
Make it some brisket.
I'm gonna get brisket happening it's happening no leftovers from what the 14-hour Christmas
stream that I did there's no left over there's no food there was not even food
dude what's brisket brother do you actually not know what brisket is like
barbecue beef brisket you actually not know it'll change your whole life it'll
actually changed your whole life. Don't do that in Germany. Well, you should learn how
to cook brisket and open up a barbecue joint in Germany and you might be rich. You might
become rich. Not go high. They started doing that shit in Japan and they were they they
all blew up brother do you know what barbecue brisket is that's what fucking brisket is
Oh my god, dude.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
Oh, we're brisket problem.
It's got it. There's no way nobody is doing it over there.
Okay.
I don't know if we can make that joke.
I don't know if you can... Jesus Christ.
Fucking hell. Anyway, brisket's delicious.
Brisket is delicious.
It's incredible.
I see two Timmy's. Two Timmy's, 12 o'clock. Chat, two Timmy's, 12 o'clock.
I'm Timmy dead. See, I don't know where I hit him. The second one's in full panic mode.
The second one's dead. They have no idea what just happened.
They just died out of nowhere.
There's like Bambi in the woods.
We got blasted by a 30 out of 6 eating berries and shit
off the bushes.
Typically, yeah, but during drops
it's every man for himself. It's whatever I get my hands on.
You know?
I'd be watering a lot of food dirt drops on my crying.
Think in front of me?
I think it's ever come right now.
like collard greens hey I eat that's a big like southern thing I don't know I
didn't grow up eating that I was not like a plate on the table when I was
I'm just growing up.
I don't even know what, like, what even is it?
How do you make collard greens?
I know what it is. I'm gonna eat it.
But, like, how do you make it?
Is it just like boiled ass fucking, like...
Just like boiled greens?
I don't like how mushy they are.
I'm not a big fan of mushy mushy food.
Like a little bit of little resistance to my food, the texture.
Hot pot with ham overnight.
Wait, so we're putting ham in the veggies?
God damn, it really is southern.
Back to Jilla, maybe.
Nah, I don't even want to risk dying right now. I just want to get this quest done, so I don't have to go back to Big Red.
The least amount of times I have to go back into Big Red, the better.
Going to Big Red is, it's always a pain in the ass.
It's always from New York, I am, I don't know, a lot of Italian households, they don't
make a lot of collard greens man.
Oh, somebody perished right here.
I take that bag. Thanks for the bag. Thank you for the bag.
You ready? Thank you for the sub and Morty thank you for 12 months. Thank you fellas.
Thank you.
Two kills, four guys.
I did I just how do I get it off of the.
and
Find in raid gas mask air filter.
Survive customs.
Survive through smugglers boat.
to drive through smuggler's boat are not really worth doing. Whose quest is this? Farming.
for Ergonomics, arming part four, CPU fans, graphics cards, OOF,
Okay, I need a 220 key still.
Bucquee, Bucquee, Aquapeps, I don't have any of that stuff.
some hobo. We could do. Alright,
woods or fishing gear. Should
we do fishing gear? Should we
do fishing gear?
Okay, so you guys are saying I can, I can just bring in that in a multi-tool.
That's a good one.
Nice.
We have to do the Fisher Island, put the flight recorder down, and then we've got to plant the
SV98 and the multi-tool. Not too bad.
and
that brisket on the leg was we got the brisket on the way
limp brisket no just brisket definitely not well it's probably pretty limp I
I guess you want your brisket to be limp, right?
I got the side, sweet potato, sweet potato.
I love a good sweet potato, a perfectly baked sweet potato
It's just all nice and soft, delicious, man.
Delicious.
I don't get how people don't like sweet potatoes.
They're so good.
So good.
Back to the floor.
I love sweet potato fries with delicious what you don't like sweet potato fries they're
so good I sometimes like sweet potato fries more than regular fries even
They're delicious.
Sweet potato waffle fries? No, I like them sticks. I like sweet potato stick fries.
I mean, I'll eat them waffle, but waffle fries in general are mid.
There's better I just like a nice like regular fry not too thick not too thin
Like legit McDonald's fries are like honestly ideal the only thing they can do right over there
Like that that exact
Format of french fries
.
No big Mac's big Max.
One McDonald's pretty nasty to.
I did. I did see that.
Yep. I've seen that.
I've seen it.
Yeah, I mean, if you like eating bread, if you like eating bread and lettuce, then you gotta get a big mac, because that's all it is.
I
Know what they call big Mac in France a big Mac
Big Mac!
Big Mac!
What do they call a Whopper?
I don't know, I didn't go on a Burger King.
Hell yeah.
Oh yeah, witchies.
Is that true?
Who's been to Amsterdam or lives in Amsterdam?
They actually call it Loyalichese Quarter Pounder.
Damn, that's actually the second Loyalichese.
Why don't we have that over here?
In Germany too, I mean anywhere with the metric system because you guys don't know what the
the fuck a quarter pounder is
the sky
nobody should
bunch of communists in the chat guys watch out the red tide is here the red
army is upon us they're at the gates
as tea thank you for the five gifted subs thank you very much and goddamn
Damn, Connie's talking about the metric system, and this and that.
Call me, you didn't even know what a quarter pounder was.
I said, God damn.
Go!
I think it's flagged.
How's it going on, baby?
screw driver is screw driver
it's a new scope too
look at the new scope
just have a thousand
oh god
got it
do I need H202 for anything
What's that, you know?
What's that, it loves the metric system? Anyone that does anything with any kind of measurements loves the metric system.
Be honest.
You do a dumb as fuck around here.
here.
That about.
Let's roll out.
Oh, let's roll out.
I don't know what it is.
It's a picture or something right here, right?
We're about the eye of the world.
Yeah, they all sing high
And I lose gaze pierces through flesh and earth
It's not like that
I
Make the metric system the metric system is also we should use
Why the hell am I doing eight nine thirty seconds of an inch like the fuck am I like
164th of an inch
How are we doing now
That's a mile, 5,280 or something like that feet, why is it not just 1,000 or a hundred?
Why are there 12 inches in a foot?
8 ounces in a cup, like why isn't everything not just 10?
Because of freedom?
Yeah, we actually have the freedom to do whatever the fuck we want.
You're actually right, that's so American.
Do whatever the hell I want.
I'm talking about you just do everything in foul everything's just you know everything's
thousand thousand five hundred thousand fifty thousand
I hope you had a merry Christmas stony and have a merry Christmas brother.
of
a fucking course dude
of course
of course
of man
of course
rip that SR2 as well maybe I should have brought a shittier loadout doing that
he was going to do it as well what are the fucking chances
He's level 17 and 17 raids was he actually
Rapper hello
Hello
I
Get all that for that
Straight up
I
Wanted that SR to
Fuck that actually really sucks
That super sucks. Oh, let's get headphones. That was a lot of good shit
Can I buy an SV 98 on the flea
I can't even do this quest now.
When can I buy bolt actions on the flay?
Cigarettes.
Eat my ass, cigarette barter, what?
Level 20?
I don't think I can get an SV-98, I don't think I can get an SV-98, I don't think I can
I don't think I can get an SV98.
We're going to have to be level 20 to do that now, unless I find
Apollo's and Marlboro's.
Now I just need Marlboro's.
Two Marlboro's.
Two marvellous.
I think we're back to the MP5.
I'm going to put my Sulejwa.
Why is it not showing?
It's not filtering by traders.
We need painkillers.
We need one of those.
And the HimoStat as well, a couple of those, okay.
phones. Ace mask. Can I buy any better ammo? PSO is the highest flush damage ammo that
I can get. Okay. What key is that? I don't need these anymore. What do I have to do on
Customs
Out of passage chemical one, I can't do we can just kill the scabs I can also go to
We do supply plans should you supply plans?
What do that?
Let's try this out.
I'll be right back guys.
I'm gonna run the bathroom.
you
you
I got it.
I'm joining penis helmet or no helmet right now. Yep, which is kind of nice for me because it makes it easier to kill people with SMGs.
Starting out, it's kind of nice.
is this um
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Thank you very very much Jake.
But there is only one Tony Bloney we watch.
His tale will be told by Barts everywhere, saying Timmy's is his duty.
That's right.
Pasa coin for your Timmy.
Aim it on.
the
the
I
Come here for the ball
I should have switched via Starlink.
I've never used Starlink, I've heard it's incredible.
I've heard that shit actually works really, really well.
Buzz?
I've heard it's nice.
Oh, yes.
Airsoft patch.
Thank you for the five gift.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who shits you, man?
Thank you.
Oh, yes.
Drown in the drip
Every house wait really, but why would you get it for your house? It just had living like a remote area kind of
Without good options. There's an area without good internet options and that ends up being faster
Patch, thank you so much for the five gifted my man. Appreciate you brother
Thank you
the
flying over the pacific ocean getting my jobs
fuck yeah
Run a remote area. Makes sense.
I mean, some places just have shit internet, even if it's not a remote area.
I guess that's kind of changing now, but...
Fiber still isn't even ubiquitous.
Fuck.
fuck
oh no goodbye to tree i was fucking uh starman
Let's go.
He went out of the station and lost him.
Here he is.
Don't run away.
one
the silence in this one right
nope not in this one
there's MP5 slapping
actually really big in this build
It's kind of hitting.
This first one or the other first one?
This first one.
Nice mask.
Am I leaving the ornament?
I don't know.
Maybe it should be collecting them.
I'm going to get some more unibullets, I show a lot of bullets, here's a step, yet
Niko Loscavias Niko Loscavias Niko Loscavias
Niko Loscavias
Niko Loscavias
Niko Loscavias
Niko Loscavias
30 white worms for a lot of X. Alright I'll take it.
I didn't even build a tree yet though.
That's it.
I'm going to the hospital.
You're going to the hospital.
You're going to the hospital.
It's got to get out of here now, nothing else to do.
One else to do.
That's a bad one.
Right a little bit.
We don't live anywhere remote, but the major internet providers can't reach us cause we live in a valley,
basically a blind spot for towers.
So Satellite is our only option and Satellite was absolute.
I'm strong and it has been faster than many other internet platforms.
Yeah.
They're in a valley.
They're in a Grand Canyon. They can't run a line down here.
I mean, shit, I wish Starling was around before I moved,
because I literally moved because, well, I probably wouldn't have been able to stream off of Starling.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I ended up with so shit, oh my god it's the giant dubbed bell.
I will not be picking that up.
Pat, I will not be fucking picking up.
No.
No, I will end up dying if I pick that up.
I will be fucking crawling out of here.
I mean, I guess maybe the bunker's open, but, uh...
Well, it's open. I'm not getting it, though. It's a force.
I do not, unfortunately.
I'm not experienced at that.
Turn it on and off again.
Ice cream cones in here, man. Damn.
Afraid of a little work out? Yeah, man. I don't want to be lifting.
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
It's on Phase Anklis.
Isn't Phase Clan like done? Like everyone left Phase Clan?
Something should happen with them.
We're going to energize this boys Oh, that's to be a metal fuel tank founded right
I thought that one would work
I need that for that in there.
Okay, rig, okay.
Fire, let us go.
Let us go, we need to, let me sell some of these.
I can buy Mags and shit now, yeah, I don't need all these.
Let me clear up some of this inventory.
All these, all those, all that, we're good.
I need all this. Why is there so much random ammo in this?
Whatever, we don't need it. Let's go. I believe my food has arrived as well.
Let me go get that. I'll be right back.
you
you
So, big plate we got, oh yes, brisket me, brisket, potato, pickled onions,
Baby.
Pickled Pepsi?
Pepper.
What pickled onions
Pickled onions a little acidity to cut through the fatty brisket
I think there's a pickled jalapeno in there too, there is.
I don't think I'm going to eat that.
I
Can eat the jalapeno
I can't show it's just chopped brisket I don't want to die it's
All right.
We're here for.
We're going all the stores.
We're going around this way because I can get sniped from behind me.
all the stores and kill a bunch of scabs
all right well
yep can't be saying that dude
I can't be saying that.
It's typo?
I can't say that.
I can't say that, I can't say that.
I'm gonna get him.
Yes, sir!
Hooray!
Nice.
Did we get lucky and grab a leadax or something out of here?
sweet.
Back in medieval times there was a castle under siege. The kings there was manning
the walls as they were launching catapults so the attackers went and found a
serpent beheaded him to demoralize the defenders by a stroke of luck they had
hit and killed the air. First a documented instance of a surf-based
two-air missile.
What the fuck, man? Oh, what?
What?
I get it, but oh, I get it, I'm just like, I'm stunlocked by what I just heard
The fitness gram case a test is an office stage aerobic capacity test that progressively
gets more difficult as it continues.
20 meter base a test will begin in 30 seconds.
Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal go
I actually used to love Pacer Test Day.
Pacer Test Day was awesome.
There's Scott.
and
not a scound
I need you to
you know
I need metal fuel, not the plastic fuel, can't use that one.
and a bit of scab kills is good for us.
Okay, well that could have been bad.
Okay, well it is bad.
Where am I getting shot from?
I don't understand where I just got shot from.
Alright.
I don't get where I just got shot from.
I literally just ran from over there.
And I just run from, like, the right.
I was just over there.
Also, Donut, thank you so much, bro.
My man, thank you, brother.
Merry Christmas my dude. That wasn't even the same guy.
I want to rip 2d fibs.
I need a fucking suppressor dude. Really do.
I need a fucking suppressor.
I can't get an MP5 suppressor it all, right.
I hope all is good in your life.
Oh, because I can't get that one piece, you only have the three luck for it, thanks, Mark.
Oh wait, I could do, wait, MPX I could suppress, hold on.
Oh, we can do this in PX.
I'll use the 2.0, you duck.
Welcome.
We're on SRD having a delusion in my stash. That's what I have. The illusion.
I'm running out of some type of fives, I don't love that, I don't love that, I don't
I'm a little bit faster.
I'm a little bit faster.
Not that much.
Just a wee bit faster.
All right, well now I have a suppressor on so this should go a little bit better.
That should hopefully decrease the amount of fuckery that happens to us.
Thank you, my man.
Merry Christmas, bro.
How many fucking Girl Scout cookies did you buy?
That's 12 boxes.
Goddamn.
Damn
That's literally gonna last a day
Oh literally last a day
You can't afford
$17 cookies if you're broke just say so
okay I was quoting someone else okay that's all right hold on how we
unaware of the Pokemon $17 cookie incident.
Hmm
Honestly got added to them the whole Girl Scout cookie thing is fucking genius
Whoever came up with that who knows
What a genius idea that
I'm glad I didn't.
Those cookies have lead.
I'd rather lead than microplastics than my balls.
I could handle a little lead.
Also doubt they have lead in them.
I doubt there's lead in them.
Girl Scout cookies are turning the frogs gay. Holy shit.
Holy shit, Alex Jones is right.
My god.
My god.
And this is a delicious sweet potato. Holy shit.
They're putting chemicals in the Tashanka that are turning the freaking scabs gay!
My god!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Onwards.
Chemicals in the Tashanka, dude.
The scabs.
They're going haywire.
You can put your chemicals in mitre shower.
They ain't saying divide my cheeks for nothing guys
It's true the sign the signs were there all along
Rob, thanks for 67
All right
To get myself cancelled fucking hell
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
Honestly, prestigeing has been a lot of fun, but some things not having them are really
fucking annoying.
and I thought he was going to push towards me.
What do you do?
Ammo?
It's really not the ammo.
It's just like little things that like...
It's not even like shitty ammo and guns because you just face shop people and they die.
It's like meds and sometimes scopes and like the... not having the flea market's kind
of annoying.
little things
Like beanies not being able to buy beanies for the cold like that's annoying as shit little stuff man
What? Okay, I don't understand where this... I just heard him on... I'm so confused.
I heard him on
like he's not in this. I don't even get it.
I don't know where he was. I heard him walking on like tile.
It wasn't on wood.
I don't know.
I have no idea where this guy was.
I'm done the chumming bed.
Maybe he was doing chumming. He's now he's too low. Wait. What level was he? It was too low level to be doing chumming. I
Don't know where the fuck he was. Oh, thank you
I'm not hearing people today. I don't know what's up. Maybe contact fives actually do suck
Maybe I shouldn't be using those our tax boards
I'm not fucking hearing people.
I can't.
I don't think I can get liberators, right?
Thank you, brother.
Taxports.
No GSSH sucks. Our tax wards are contact twos. I can't get contact sixes. I don't
have the flea market. I guess we'll try these. I don't know. Anything's better
than than that I guess I'm not hearing anything
of
Where was it?
Both cannot be completed, essential mods are missing, well.
you
I need this and this and these.
Okay, I'm pretty quite a like on this.
see is this thing any good
decent enough
alright please
good god
i don't want to get shot in the head by a fucking ghost again
thank you sim
You can show that by ghosts.
Chad, who had a Beastie Boys album growing up?
Hopefully not just me.
Nope.
Nope.
I had one.
I'm not sure.
Mm hmm.
Wu Tang, never was a Wu Tang listener.
I missed that train.
I don't know. I didn't grow up
on rap. Although, I guess
Beastie Boys is rap.
I didn't grow up on it. I rub
on all like rock and metal. Yeah.
Metallica, ACDC, all that shit.
Lincoln Park, no country at all.
That was zero country.
Not even one fucking song.
I didn't know what the fuck country was.
I mean, now I know a little bit
but I did not grow up listening to any country, no one I knew listening to it. Nobody. It's
Not around at all
Readings clear waters country
Yeah, no
Readings isn't country
Nobody thank you brother
That's not country
Yeah, that's swamp rock exactly. Yeah, that's not buy you boogie right there
It's definitely Bayou Boogie music.
Oh, sleep, hell work land.
It's one of those camp over here.
Country's got to have twang and a mandrel and that country, that country voice.
If they're not singing in that country's not a voice, it's not country.
And these headphones are super duper quiet.
I'm going to be able to hear anything.
I don't think I'm likely to do so far.
I see a guy.
I just didn't really hit him, hit him a little bit.
Probably a bit longer range than this gun's capable of.
I don't think these are my jam, fellas.
I can't do liberators. I don't have them. I don't have them. I can't get them yet.
I might do M32s.
A lot of people like those.
I don't think I'll be able to hear anything with these headphones.
32 is terrible.
I need to go through the stores we got to do that loopy loop.
I feel like I'm not going to hear footsteps with this headphone.
Let's go have our player here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Look at my hearing.
I thought I had some like task completion or something pop up in the bottom. I thought it was
I thought I killed him like a quest completed
Let's try these M32s. That guy seemed to hear me pretty well, man.
of
Mary Christmas and Happy New Year.
Let's thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Did they have a beanie? I need a beanie.
I believe in beanies.
Hello?
It's a weird time.
A beef?
Two little beef?
I don't know what you're talking about.
All right, why are we talking so much smack about the the fucking headphones?
These are bad.
You guys don't like them.
32s people are telling me the other day that they love them.
Good day.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to go through all the stores, just stop and listen for a while, Deccan, thank
you very much for the sub.
I thought it was that one.
of
the middle of
and
I think anyone up hopefully.
Okay, we have to go all the way around now, fuck.
It's kind of where those guys were shooting.
I spot the drink of cola.
That's just a scab to my right.
That really soloed?
It's a player, Scott.
He's got presents!
Scav presents scav presents
I am detecting a scab presents
Like my crazy oh my god. Oh my god
I'm going to sleep now, I'm going to sleep now, I'm going to sleep now, I'm going to
We're looking good.
There's some good shit over there.
We're looking good.
the
this is our point
And 64 crosshair with this.
This is like when you're playing GoldenEye and holding down Z.
I
Remember that shit you're trying to like one tap a guy with the fucking the golden gun
I'm going to enter that precision aiming mode for the crisp one-tap.
Now, see, all Brooklyn.
Let's see if anybody up there...
Come on zoom now.
Oh
Our side from perfect dark stupid ass gun two people through walls with x-ray
an extract right there yep right in the hole and the hidey hole
you learn something new every day
no sleep still brooklyn
why ps0 ammo pen is only 10 is damage
i can run this with more damage or run ammo with slightly higher pen that still doesn't do
you a damn thing when you hit somebody and has less damage.
My thought.
Only OGs know old PKO6.
Shit was goaded.
True.
True.
We got three beefs.
the
of
the
No, it's just, I can only turn them in when I have all of them.
I lost the story rewards. Yeah, I don't have the armband from beating the
doing the other ending. I figured that would be like a permanent thing when you prestige, but it's not.
You lose that armband.
Yeah, I didn't start with it. I thought that was kind of lame.
I should do some hollows. I use the UH-1. No way I just stay on 9 out of 25 on any change.
go back. I need garlic sauce at Buffalo Wild Wings. Can I just buy it in a bottle? Buffalo
Wild Wings fell off. Their sauce is good and they sell that shit in the bottle so I don't
need to I don't ever need to go X QC L thank you lemon's
and go lemons
I know where you stand.
I'm going to go to Buffalo Wildlings and they fuck up your order.
last time I went was probably two years ago the first time in ages and I went I
was just in a pinch and I regretted every moment of it it was not good it was
not good at all
Yeah, it was not a good experience.
They charge you for soda refills now?
And if a place charges me for soda refills, I'm leaving.
They charge you for drink refills?
What?
They charge for carrots and celery.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
As your drink revils is normal, it's typically not in the U.S. like soda, typically you just
buy and then they'll, they'll just refill it.
Yeah, and the us it's typically you don't get charged for more
Wow they charge you like three dollars for glass and soda they better give me a free refill
It's 90% ice, anyway.
I mean, like a, okay, a special drink, obviously you pay per, but that's different.
Just like a regular soda from like the fountain and the wherever they have it.
That's not something you pay for refills on.
Charger Wildlands, people take up a booth all day watching football.
I guess I see that, yeah people just go in there and watch the game all day and sit there
there for four hours and not order anything.
All right, I just get fucking shot out of here.
of
some of
the
This game is not functioning right now. What is happening? I don't this server is dying like this is not real
but we're wet this thing
I can't even hear him jump unless he vaulted. I literally can't even I can't hear anything
Why can't I hear anything right now?
I I don't know why I can't hear anything I
Don't know I can't okay
I'm just doing it
You shot me five times and okay. Yeah. Yeah, he shot me five Dorax shots and that's the guy's shot me up this one, too
Yep
I'm changing servers.
Whatever server that was is not working.
Try this.
It's in thorax normal, five thorax only shots on a moving target at range is not normal.
No, it's not at all.
That is not normal.
start just wearing like I need lighter armor all these fucking armors are too
heavy like I just can't move it them
like glued to the fucking ground
literally might wear a pack of how heavy is a pack of
I'm tired of being over 30 like 30 kilograms of low strength you can't move
I'm just so loud and I can't move
Crosses 10 kilograms, this is heavy as everything else, they're all so heavy.
I'm going to try it.
I'm gonna try it.
There's split.
I don't even know what sites I have. I guess I'll just run the MRS. Can I buy that? Can
I buy that and I buy any suppressors. I thought I was able to buy this before
a little 25. Let me buy it from the trader though.
I literally just bought one. Yeah, it's right there.
I can't even assemble it, what the f... this game doesn't work.
Oh, it's not the limit.
I literally just bought one and it's just not working.
20 kilograms now instead of 30
20 instead of 30 that's got to make a big difference
We have no fucking armor, but it's not like it's been making a difference regardless.
I don't think the armor's made a difference anyway.
If anything, I think just being overweight has got me killed, because I can't hear and
people hear me from far.
You're like 35 kilograms low strength, you're loud as fuck moving around.
I mean, they will always,
they will always hear you first,
basically.
It's cookie.
I'm going to try it.
Like, I mean, if you think about
pretty much all my deaths, it's
been just, I haven't seen or
heard a guy and he's shot me.
Okay.
I can't help.
Mm-mm.
I just kill you an energy inch probably and then fucking Jesus came and killed me
and
and
and
and
and
and
I'm going to try to do it again.
I may end up regretting it, but it may work, damn good deal, damn good deal, damn good
deal.
I make that deal.
Armor is not important. Sometimes it doesn't feel like it is.
It doesn't feel like it sometimes.
Not for 10 kilograms of weight. Wanting to raid over weight.
Yeah, I mean, I think in my eyes right now, I've been dying because of movement and sound
and that's tied to your weight so I'm trying lower weight
that's the thought process here
I haven't been in a fight where armor has mattered one bit
like literally one bit and like six deaths so
I don't really know if it is relevant to me at this point in time
Yeah, let me just call him up.
Let me just call him up.
down on speed dial
I feel nimble all ready.
You must have.
of
I told you we've been together for a year now.
It's time you take me to Pound Town.
Look for beefs.
I'm not a player, I'm just a scavs.
I don't have any cheap plugs anymore, and we're done with those.
Nine, thank you very much.
We use no beefs.
No beef.
Scavs.
There's another scav.
There you go.
This other scab.
There you go.
There you go.
Alright.
I don't know where he went, I need to kill him, but I don't know where he is, where he is.
These headphones fucking suck. Maybe I should go back to the GSSH.
These things are horrible
Well, that was Santa Claus whoops our Santa
Pretty sure he counts as a scab so whatever
I need the kills.
of
the
I it's like I don't understand how they get to these spots
I'll wear that that might be worth the liberators
I guess I will get the bomb bomb holy holy
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
and
Manz is a wretch.
one down
mainboard counts to an aide
a tad damn
one and a bunch
37 you should probably just head out of here
Guy out there right now
Maybe just went out of bounds
I don't think it really makes a difference to be honest with 9 millimeter ammo you use
like the the pen's not going to make any difference
EST is like in 20 pen what are you penning with 20 pen
The velocity matters, but it's barely higher. Well, actually, wait, is it? It's 340. Actually,
it has a lot more velocity than the issues, PST. I thought it was a little bit. The velocity
doesn't matter. Alright man, we'll switch to BST.
and
I mean, no one really has a helmet on.
on right now, so.
Just leave.
We can just leave.
Is this the site you have to use for a test drive?
That's terrible.
And people complained about the SR-2.
You have to get 20 kills with that build.
Yeah, the SR2 is way better than that, and they fucked that one.
I would so much rather use the SR-2 than that.
Oh
Can I start buying headphones on the flea guys, what level is that?
Wait, really?
I got to check.
That gets me excited.
That says 15.
Wait, so why am I using those dog shit headphones?
Can I buy a beanie?
Clothing items?
18 as well, I could buy them.
On the flea.
Dragman level 2, but...
He needs 20.
I don't have to be level 20 to buy a fucking beanie
Bruce Sardar Sardar, thank you so much for the subs my friend. Thank you very very much happy holidays, brother
Thank you
five more five more
I don't know if we're going to find five of those, but I'm going to try to find five
We might have to come back.
Maybe crawl in the player scabs soon.
and I will a little attachments or like a little 30 or something 25 for attachments
I'm on a site.
25.
Wait, I have to have them calm.
Fuck.
Shit.
I think the detour of the five scabs might go up through the ocean.
I'm just kidding. I gotta watch out
for that guy that we heard
when I first went in the back of
Ali. There were people fighting
over there.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, bro.
top left the red thing is the gym debuff much extreme muscle soreness
extreme
How do you fix frostbite? I have never seen this.
You have to wear a genus helmet, the SSA helmet, or a beanie or winter hat.
go inside but just wear a hat understand how people have had a PBB in the game I
know I actually get I get why people are unhappy with PBB in the game I don't
get why people are unhappy with PBB players I get why people would be
unhappy that bsg made pv though i think there are legitimate are like legitimate
stance to make against it
i don't know what the fuck you're making i think bv was probably good for bsg's wallet but it was
it was bad for the health of the pvp version of the game for sure
but honestly more people probably play pve than pvp so that's essentially the game now
so who am i to judge
judge.
We're not a judge.
We're not a judge.
Okay, let's go.
Scab, yep, dead scab.
Dead scab.
I got him.
Dude, what is with everyone just camping and shit right now?
what is happening dude I had so many just gremlins right now
All right, holy shit. Hey, the packer, baby. That packer, baby. Look at that packer putting
I didn't even work.
Look at all that pack.
I did switch to a trooper, but I was wearing pack at first.
I was wearing the pack at first. It was good luck, but we're going to keep rockin' the trooper.
Rockin' the trooper to be honest.
All right, why did I say anything?
I regret ever saying anything.
I regret it.
two
contact sixes oh we're fucking saved pointed or square no pointed anything
pointed shoes are weird I look like a other fucking witch
I can't believe you can actually buy these I didn't know you could buy them at
15 oh
That's a little 25, okay.
Let's go, let's get our last calf kills.
I'm gonna run the baton, boys.
I'll be right back.
All on.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All righty, so what that was?
Back again for more shenanigans.
Yes sir.
the quality content as always thank you music did i started a fucking a civil war in chat i don't
know why i said a single thing i fucking mentioned the letters pv and e and people started lining up
with muskets and drums prepare to do battle the three letters of the fucking war starts
I'm damn to get the funny hats on red coats blue coats line up.
Tell me tell me lies.
Yeah, man.
There's a war that will never be one.
that our flight to interchanges delayed. We're now departing out of terminal C20.
C20 terminal C gate 20 for our flight make sure I'll head on over there.
and
synchronizing with players
all my own respaces ready for installation look at that
see 20s on the other side of the airport you better hurry up
are running
soon
soon dude
saw them
Saadu!
Oh, wanna, wanna, wanna. Bene, bene, bene. Hola, hola.
Don't know the language, I was.
Yes, good gym.
Good gym. Beautiful gym, baby.
I'm in the house, and I'm just sleeping in the house.
it down over there on the left. It's like an ash 12 almost like that, huh?
I need to keep a room somewhere like that. Nice and light, nice and light, and
Mocallan
Like wait
Oh my god the scabs and they bunny ears on
Let's see the other item needed for wool sets.
They did circuit boards and tool sets.
Well fuck the gym, I'ma play for neat hotspockets while getting cheapo dust on my keyboard.
Fuck PvP.
L gang, lllll, lllllll, lllll.
Hell yeah man.
You do, you do, you do, you do you.
Oh my god.
Look man.
Who do you?
It's a furry.
I can't see his fucking legs.
of
one of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
That guy, that guy just shot you, he's really mean.
That guy just shot you, he's really mean, go kill him, don't kill me, I'm nice.
Dude, I'm out, I'm out, I'm fucking out, dude.
The family tradition of burning on Christmas has been us in the ass yet again.
The entire family now has the flu.
I feel like a magic jab me with a ketamine dart and then beat me with a pillowcase full of bars of soap.
Please help me. I feel like I am dying.
That sounds pretty terrible.
That sounds pretty fucking terrible, man. Damn.
I didn't kill a blue, I didn't kill a killer.
Ran.
That guy killed killer, he's fucking gigantic and massive.
of
I think he's got my left.
I'm pretty sure he killed Killa.
Barely certain that's what happened there.
Oh my god.
Ole Rez.
Holy 20 gifted subs, brother.
Thank you so much.
My man, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, dude.
Thank you.
Let's see what's popping back here now.
I have a rabbit mask.
yo
how
fuck you beautiful
shot him
Yep, he killed Killo.
Sight though for my gun.
I don't know if I'm PS12V out.
Oh, the scab-looted Killo.
Where did he get PS12B still?
I don't know.
I had PMC somewhere then.
Gotta be.
PS1-2B, huh?
The Scavs with PS1-2B
Do you have any more scavcows?
Two more.
Two more and then Emmercom extract.
Oof.
Oof.
GG Tony.
GG brother.
one more
one more scab
That was the 2.42.
Did you do the tutorial when you prestige?
Yes.
and all the initial quest yes everything start over let's go
oh
got him up here on the left. Santa Claus, never mind, don't kill Santa again, I already
did that. Link's hand is bad. Don't want to do that. I'm so glad we figured out I
a buy contact sixes this is a game changer for us I was struggling with
those other ones drops my man drops drops we'll go free lure wow free lure you
know actually drops used to go crazier in this game back in the day like 20
20 20 era. Rob she's to go fucking wild.
So that's when like everyone was playing this game. Like this game was like
mainstream streamers for playing this game for a while. They're in that time.
Yeah, and it was COVID too, but it was also, you got to remember like, I mean, you didn't
have like any streamer that plays shooters or first person shooters, like they were
playing this game around my time.
Yeah, we got like Summit Shroud, XQC, like fucking T-Fue, which is playing and I think
like everyone was.
Shroud was playing.
I think Ninja was playing it too.
Yeah, I think Ninja was playing it.
It was just like everybody.
Yeah, now some like fucking shitty streamers, bunch of idiots play, like that long guy,
I mean, Land Shark or something, he plays this game now.
Weirdo.
Yeah, Lavandis Marcus or something, Lavender Mark.
Alright, we live again.
I got chased by a killer like a fucking Ring Around the Rosie, but we're out!
We're out of there
At our quest on final there's a long 25
Well on 25 scab kills koala batch. Thank you for the tier 3 man. Thank you brother
Talk about that Lewis button
Lewis button
I'm in love.
Tell me lies. Tell me sweet
little lies.
Oh, you can't.
Okay.
Battery.
battery. Ultra great again, database part one, the blood of more energy, more energy.
Okay, we need four markers, four, four markers.
I don't have a sheet of cards on me, not many.
That's good, there are these, that,
I have some water. Milk. I have tea. I have the tea. We're good. Let me sell that.
Oh wait, he gives you this shit to do this quest now?
That's kind of neat.
When did that change?
Oh, I don't wanna switch to that.
I don't know when they changed that.
see if I can get cigarettes.
God, fuck yeah, what did I, I needed a...
I didn't mean by six, but whatever, I just want to buy another rifle, we can do that as well.
Four markers.
of the
new fishing gear as well as some point of two more of those guns
that
I like what we've got going on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Can I do the...
I can't do the MP5SD.
Yep.
Okay.
I still need
the house key 114
220 key
aqua peps and buckwheat, where the hell am I going to get that from?
I need a well-stained as well.
Well, I had buckwheat at some point I got rid of it. I think by accident. No mad
I don't have any more buckwheat pain in my ass
It's okay though, let's just do 20 key. We'll probably eventually find one regardless. I
Don't think it's a huge deal
I'm
really
I don't know what to wear.
wear a helmet, not a frostbite.
only the green SSH helmet thingy.
That's the only one you could wear a
not a frostbite.
anything else you're gonna get it
you gotta wear a hat although you
could wear it the Tagila mask and
a beanie.
You can get a mask unlocked from the battle pass or whatever the
fuck and then that lets you wear helmets because lame.
You can do that as well, but that's super lame.
and
I guess you could buy the arena levels. Yeah. No. Goodbye arena. Good ghost you heard it
It was it was opted for fallout, boy, instead.
Sorry if that offends you.
You know, your gear from arena.
I'm not blaming you.
I don't blame you.
I just wish that they didn't make it all through arena and there are better
ways to get more gear early on, you know, other than playing a
different game. That's what I wish.
Except for
Thank you, I'm going to switch it up.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Shorline spawns, dude.
They're terrible.
Have you spawned over by the terminal transit on shoreline?
Dude, you just get shot at.
Like, there's nowhere to hide and you're in the snow, so you stand out like a sore thumb.
You literally just get shot at at this one.
There's no way around it.
Unless the other people that spawn near you
are just completely blind.
Reserve.
I mean, reserves got some bad ones too, yeah.
A lot of the spawns are really bad.
I mean, they're not even new spawns,
but I think just more people are spawning in,
so the bad spawns feel like they happen more often.
Oh my.
Not the worst.
All right, oh actually, I bet
it's after marked the fuel truck.
Wait, they moved the fuel truck, it's back here, right?
It's not on the highway anymore?
I don't remember that from the beginning of the week.
Rack the car.
I mean so, dude, so many years to play in the game with the fuel truck in the same spot
when they switch it up on me.
Oh, dude, there's how the fuck.
this is bad
yes I use it but why is there any way out of here besides up
where's this fucking guy
Please.
Okay, we're out.
Open those shots scared him a little bit.
I'm on the no lead though, yes.
He's dead.
Did I hit him in the head?
I mean, it's possible.
It's possible I did hit him in the head, yeah.
Didn't look like he had a helmet on, so.
I might have just cooked him with one.
I feel like he would have re-peaked too, but maybe I just spooked him.
I don't want to...
I'm gonna pull one right through his face.
Stranger things have happened, boys.
Stranger things have happened.
We'll check.
Now, let's see what we get to the red.
Oh, point.
He's got a lever action.
I don't need anything that guy has.
I just need my life.
I need my life.
I was hybrid animal, but I'm not even going to use it, so how am I getting the spear from me?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise.
All right, the other fuel trucks.
All right, the other fuel trucks, back ollie, oh I can't remember where the fourth one is.
Here, back of the mall, power plant.
Yeah, I said I need your mom too, but sometimes you can't get her.
Mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, smile and face emoji.
Spawning.
Why am I having a fucking rain car?
What is this other...
Are there four of them?
of Olly very back mauled and outside power.
Electric fence over here, right?
Why can't I remember where the other one is? There's one here.
Yeah, right here, okay, that's what I was...
Did they add the swan this way?
This one was not always here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
What the hell is going on over here?
Oh, great heavens!
five five. So we don't need that. Um, fuck, okay.
Oh Jesus, oh my god.
Oh
What is this
That was...
What the f**king beanie you got there?
What the f**king beanie to?
Another beanie.
Another beanie.
What's that?
and I can't fucking move.
All right guys, we're gonna come back.
We're gonna have to come back to this one.
Holy shit.
Moron.
It's too heavy dude, it's too heavy, it's too heavy.
It's not worth it, it's too fucking heavy.
It's too heavy.
No wonder how much,
And the armor is not even like a big deal, but I'm just going to helmet some.
So I just want to all spiel about movement speed and my weight right now.
I hurt me.
It was to my ankle on that one.
I'm so slow.
Oh, I'm so slow.
Oh, we got an MDR.
Honestly, low key.
I think the MPX is better than the fucking MDR.
That's sudden, jeez, I've been ripping for me on the heads.
Yeah, honestly, it's not going to be better for a long
shot, but like most of my engagements.
Rate of fire and recoil in.
The longer barrel and the scope on the MPX,
I can't do that. That's not a terrible idea. It's not going to be accurate and the bolt velocity is going to fuck you, but
You 5-0 from
Orders
stay blessed bro
hell is using mortars and some sort of blue flare
hell, I appreciate that man, thank you champagne, ghost, thank you guys
this is such a bad walk on the way like this, oh my god
I got him
Oh man
Fuck it
Big W. Big win. Max win.
Max win. That was good.
Six months keep this party going Tony.
That was good.
That was a good one.
Use a gym. Did my muscle pain wear off?
I did kill that guy.
Damn, MPX going crazy.
Okay, that MPX though
Smoked that guy
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
the
stash is getting a little bit full now
a little bit
the pistol there's a bag somewhere I don't need
don't need that thing
We're going to have to come back and get the rest of those fuel trucks and the documents
inside. Stashes really kind of fucked. Let's go. Let's get it on. Oh, I don't have a flare
on me. I should probably bring a flare. Oh well. Oh well. I wonder if they give everyone
BP at the beginning of the wipe. Yeah that was terrible. They gave everyone that red AK and like
800 rounds of BP. The first day of the life.
Yeah, that shit was sick. That was sick.
Mm-hmm.
You
Never just real loading her in stash because that's a 70 70% of this game, bro
That's the game
You thought this game was about rating. No, it's about
playing in your stash and staring at this screen too. This ain't an FPS. It's an
FPL first person loader. It's a loader.
I don't know.
Although Nikita was talking today earlier on Tarkov TV, about Q3.
Was a cute three said they're gonna improve the loading times
Now I don't know how much I believe that but
That's what he said I've heard that before
Yeah, I've heard that actually many times before I've heard that like fucking five times at least
I'm going to be able to hang
out in our scab little city with
our scab friends and just like
play blackjack and watch scab
strippers on the pole. It's going
to be awesome. He literally
said you'll be able to do that
minus the strippers and possibly
blackjack. He didn't specify
specify blackjack but it's a card games it did say card games
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ah.
I've been going for a while already today.
This cab should add its own story.
That's what they're like doing.
They're adding, so they're adding a DLC that expands the scab gameplay game.
Which, maybe it won't end up being a problem.
But if you have too many people playing scabs, is anyone going to be on their PMC?
I need to do this one too.
Right?
Like, how's that going to work?
Unless you're still on like the regular scab timers
So you can only do your scab like every few minutes during that DLC
So you have to run a PPC Rids in between or people are just gonna
I guess if you still have the normal scab time
I don't know. Unless you have what, if you have six scab wrapped and the timer shortened, right?
Keep up the solid ranks buddy.
Thank you man.
Guys busing it down over there.
Okay, the markers have been marked.
The mockers have been mocked.
When they go up, this will grab the extract.
And we'll grab the idea documents first and then we'll swing back through to Ali.
We'll grab Goshen idea, swing back through to Ali.
and will make our escape.
Holiton?
Beneath this? MPX?
Shitty MPX.
It's the real,
real shitty MPX.
PX
I appreciate your stream. I appreciate you. Thank you
holidays to you man
Good well I talk about Christmas
Lotta talk of you're in my game get out rage hacker in idea
and actually though, I have to go to idea.
That's where I have to go.
I need computer components, like CPU fans, or CPU fans.
be a circuit board. Another fan.
Got this.
Got any Lancer mags? There we have them.
There's the 7.62 Lancer mags in the game.
by Lee
Mr. Hacker man's
be gone if you're in here
be gone
It's pretty chill.
th
th
th
The ump is finally going to get some love.
That thing's not going to be good anyway.
So they're putting some wacko attachments for the ump in the game.
I don't know where they even come up with these fucking attachments.
They find the weirdest shit, man, I swear.
The most random weapon attachments that nobody's ever seen in their life.
Hell yeah.
The long long barrel extended handguard buffer tube um, but I've never seen some shit like that in my life
This is documented the document
and
Bliiit!
Oobliiit!
That wish goes, right?
Maybe.
We gotta go to Ali for the documents.
They took ammo boxes off the free, yes.
yep I mean I think that was clearly an oversight right they don't want ammo on
the flea this way or I guess forever now
I need little beefs over here.
I guess I don't need them, but as well if they're here.
There's my little beef.
One beef, that's it.
All I get is one beef, how sad.
Let's go, all the time.
All the time.
I
Don't I heard another one
Well, the player by Emmercom, we're going to have to extract that out of there, we're
going to have to be very careful about that man.
I'm too happy very, very careful.
I
You mother fucking I live it back of dick
He's got a fucking ABT, I'm leaving.
Dude, I guys got a fucking ABT, I mean, I guess I'm gonna flank from here.
Hello.
They're caught out of my way.
He's hurting me, he's bleeding.
He's running.
He's running. He's going to be up ahead on my right though. Which is kind of where I
need to go for this document.
and
I
Have that we're done a situation. I don't really know what happened. I saw something like
The Draft King CEO owns phase
or like he owned it for a while like all the phase people left phase like banks
like people don't like base banks I don't I don't really understand what
happened I just saw that something was going on scam or gives the TLDR who is
scamming who? The streamers were getting scanned?
One of us wanted 20% of revenue. From like the live streams, not from
like sponsorships they wanted 20% of like hey if somebody subs to your channel
they want 20% of that that's that's crazy I mean well that's bullshit that's just
straight up bullshit yeah yeah I mean who would who would agree to that that's
that's fucking unfathomable greed you don't you don't provide to that you're
not providing to the that's all the streamer if you're whatever if you're
taking 20% of commission on stuff that you're providing. That's one thing because
that's like, you know, you're bringing inbound money. So yeah, getting a
commission on that obviously because you're working to get that. But of like,
Hey, we want 20% of the ad revenue on your YouTube videos.
Fuck off.
of
I look I don't know the full deal. I don't know the full I don't know the full deal, but
Now I'm thinking scam
All right, good raid we got quest done we got quest done we are corrosion
I got a black arm tattoo.
No.
My gaming shooter sleeve.
My shooter sleeve.
Where's my air conditioning?
I gotta crank this shit up.
Data base part one.
Fire.
I don't know what just happened there.
Don't have that yet set up.
Don't want to do that.
Oh no, I'm worse circuit boards. We should have enough to turn those in now. I would hope
Let's talk to proper I
Kept a little bit of my skills. I think I started off as 10 strength and when I prestige
Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
We need to go...
plant the...
shit on shoreline.
the
Uh, ba ba ba ba ba ba.
What did I want to do now?
There was something that just
was there mayonaise there?
I don't think I need it either.
Alright, let's go plant this thing.
What about anything else to do on shoreline? I believe I'd do
Okay, Ragnman's SUV. It's free XP. I may as well do it.
Andrews Road.
Ralline.
Ching gear.
Okay, that's it.
Let's go.
I'm gonna run the bathroom. I'll be right back.
you
Hi.
time.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't even play this game, but love living vicariously through you. Thank you
Nade went off on the left
Oh
Submarines I see I see
Some Marines, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, some Marines.
Did you just take the browns to the Super Bowl?
Uh-huh.
Popping the kids off at the pool.
Uh-huh.
The browns to the Super Bowl.
That's a good one for me.
Thanks, Pumper.
You can't get you.
You can't get you.
I hope I don't die again doing this quest.
Right.
Right.
I hate this shit, oh god.
I'm just a rock, don't look at me, I'm just a rock.
I'm just a rock.
Yep, a rock.
Ooh, a rock.
Ooh, rock noises.
Ooh, a rock.
Rock hard. That's what Nikita said earlier.
We get hard.
Tarkov makes us hard.
Akita was going on a whole rant about how hard Darkhub makes us.
Darkhub makes us hard.
We got our quest done, hell yeah. Let's see if we get Ragnan's SUV for another 7000 XP.
of the 7000 or so.
See what we can get up to here.
Oh my god, scab!
She ain't me, bitch!
This is your sanitar while I was AFK?
I'm going to go and get the SUV in the wilder.
Almost there, almost here, they may have pat the lighthouse and then we are out in there.
Oh god, that's a big rock.
Ah, that's a big rock.
It's a rock!
A big, beautiful, rock.
The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles.
What can you do against the frostbite?
Wear a winter hat, like a beanie for the green SSH.
whatever a penis helmet thing
I'm a one-man ragman
or play arena for your git mask, yeah
Rock on.
Rock on.
Rock on.
Rock on.
Rock on
All right easy run didn't die only took two tries for that quest very good very very good
Baddy good
You
I can get rid of these turn it in first. I guess I can get rid of that other sniper. I have my stash now.
We got a tiger safari. We got
test drive part one.
A sick helmet. Thanks for that. Sick chest rig.
It's like we got drops all by room for all that
Let's see what we get.
I got NL.
Oh my God, my slides full.
Oh, God.
Oh.
I
Okay, I'm getting rid of that raid bag that I don't ever thought we don't have that kind of room right now
That we do not have room for
Why is there so much random crap in here?
that's full again the fuck
that's full again the fuck
oh my god
Oh my God, what do I do?
That.
That.
OK.
There we go.
We have too many items.
That's what is this.
Double-o, just whoa.
Put all this stuff away too.
Ronan helmet's gotta go.
This thing's gotta go, that's gotta go, that's gotta go too.
I need a med case.
I put all this may 55 what is this
357 Magnum FMJ, ECP FMJ, gone. Be gone. I'm going to put some of the food away, minus
Swarta contacts.
All right. Well, I guess we've got enough room.
Thanks for another year of content brother.
One. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
You can probably sort this out better.
.
.
.
.
Okay
SR 25 this has the right setup what we need right
I think it's what I got.
Where should I kill the god for this gun?
He was doing test drive.
certainly. We are good. Is this a cap item? Is that a cap item now?
Oh
Shit
Need to throw this shit arise sorry guys this is just
mandatory growing pains in this game you got to organize the stash every now and
then okay I think we're good what I have to do your tiger safari and test drive
one and kills three markers
the
mmm
My planning to prestige soon well on Academy just prestigeing yesterday no
No
Doesn't seem like it.
They grabbed some more water after this.
10 kills of this gun. We're on test drive already man. See it. Level 18 test drive.
I guess it's not, that's just when you get it.
That's my twitch not working. What's going on here?
That's working out.
No, that's my dashboard, twitch dashboards.
Fuck it up. I restart it.
Oh
Okay, so if I die with this gun
It's getting the scope and the suppressor an issue
I think it slightly is right I need buckwheat for the scope
I have I think I have like two more. I've killed some people that were using them.
Yeah, I can just kill a guy for him. Oh, I've been hearing a lot of SR 25s and raids
Like every fucking customs raid I go on this guy with an SR 25
I'll just try not to die with this one we got just camp it out to be honest I
I can just chill a little bit and snipe and I change your pace from all the
some machine guns I've been using. I'm putting Mikey to bed in the next 30
minutes if you get off during then. I won't bring any ammo next year. Won't be
doing that. Definitely won't be doing that brother.
Definitely not.
I'm a beautiful bell.
Bell, bell.
I guess I'll follow you this way.
Run the calculations of where it should be going to go with the freshener.
I mean I could have aimed a little bit better but it worked out.
For real?
They need to like...
The difference between CompTak 6 headphones and all the other headphones in the game?
It feels like it's tremendous right now.
I don't know ever since I put CompTak 6 on, I can hear people without them.
Can't fucking hear anyone.
Can't hear shit dude.
feels like it's such a big difference
contact six and the breeders have identical stats now that I'm close these
reduce your ambient noise so much more
you basically have no ambient sound with these
I'm convinced these are just the best by far.
I used to be a contact for a believer but I anymore I have been reformed
baby where do I still need PCBs there's no way I turned them on
contact fives now I was using them before they're not really as good
6 is the best.
The people just buy out contact 6's, there's no fucking way.
I'm gonna just shut up next time oh
Gssh headphones. Whoo. Man those things are so good. I really wish I had a pair of those right now
Oh
Oh boy, do I wish I had some GSSH.
Man, those sordins do top tier.
Sordins maybe, top tier on those.
Yeah, those things are busting.
I love the sordins, I wish I had a pair of them.
I just can't wait to get my hands on a new pair of sordins.
Two more kills.
Have they been adding more event quests? Because I haven't been keeping up with them once I'm prestigeed.
Oh my fucking M80 it's gone.
All these scabs are taking my M80.
Oh god I guess I need to kill scabs.
25 scot kills so whatever
of course there's a guy in there of course oh my god of course
oh man
oh with the last second
rip
happy holidays Tony
Yes, it didn't matter.
What are the M'swardens?
Yeah, what are the M'swardens?
It's that diff.
It's that diff.
I hate customs right now, give me off of this fucking map.
Give me off of this fucking map dude, this map sucks this wipe.
This map fucking sucks this wipe.
I actually just fucked myself with dead phones. Why do I fucking say anything?
Why do I say anything?
Yeah, those plates are so much lighter.
But I can't even buy mags.
I think I have a bunch.
You can't even buy SR25 mags.
I cannot buy SR25 mags, that's so lame.
I need my face cover wherever that went.
One of these, okay, it's like we're good, last try I'm not found in the raid anymore.
I got back at that. All right.
Let's go. One more truck to Mark. And then I say we get to fuck up. Well, no, I have
to go scabs too. Shit. How many do I need?
18 more. 18 more.
Okay.
I might just focus on the SR 25 kills so I don't get screwed with dying up with the guns.
I might just sit and snipe somewhere.
That might be the move.
It may be the move here.
I do it on like factory
And do it on factory that's probably a bad idea
I think it's a bad idea
Can I inflate the price of tool sets guys tool sets now
Now they repair your armor back to 100% durability.
Wool sets.
Wool sets.
I'm up there.
Did it work?
It did work.
I doubt it worked, but maybe did somebody might have done it
You try oh my god, why would you try why would you do that?
I
Will see I don't think I got everyone but maybe just fucking my headsets for real
about 300 tool sets just because you could not because why but just because you could
Cleaning my mouse, sorry.
There is fuzz and dust below my mouse.
Alright.
We need eight more.
more kills of this thing. Let's go camp the fucking bridge like a bitch. I'm so ready
to do this. Tommy, thank you for the five gifted leather. Thank you very, very, very
much, sir. Thank you, Tommy. I am so ready for this.
of
Thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you for the sub, thank you guys, they're blasting,
are
you.
Oh, yeah. The real mark of
before we get too late in here.
Terror. Oh, if I give it a 10
of
the
still there
I'm going to try to get a little bit faster with this one.
I'm going to try to get a little bit faster with this one.
Feel a little bit faster with the swap
I think I'm going to move.
The patience for that one guy, he might take 24.
You might not even come over here. You might do a transit.
I mean, I guess I could catch the people from the other side of the map about the spot. Yeah.
I agree. I need scavcastle, too, son.
I'll check you, Ron.
Hey, thanks, Masi.
AC?
I don't know how to not hear him kill these calves.
How did I not hear this?
What did he kill these scabs with?
I was so close to this building.
There, maybe these Compact Sixes suck.
These are really bad.
These are super bad, dude.
I
Call
I waited.
What am I looking at right there?
Is that a dead body or is that a player?
What is this?
Is it a dead body?
Yeah, it's dead. Okay, I see it now.
of
of
the
of
of
the
death of
death
of
They changed it to SR-25 now, yeah.
Oh, I can't get that.
SR-25 for test drive, and there's no distance requirement, it just kills.
But they made it 10 kills.
10 kills, SR-25, no distance.
being forced to wear an under helmet.
You like the event?
Oh, that's probably a pan of gas.
I would just put the helmet on before you kill scabs
and then swap it off.
Maybe.
Oh, you lulululululu!
LFG, appreciates you my dude.
Clear his salute.
Irish, thank you, brother.
Oh, yeah, I bet, but I have other stuff to do on this map, so I may as well do it here, too.
Oh, my God!
I'm not sure what this is.
play, play, play, play, play!
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not sure what to do.
Forbill yourself.
I don't know how to do this, I don't know!
I want these guys to get me away. Where is this guy?
I don't know.
On the boss.
I guess he could have gone by like down there I've stopped it that's a scab
have. Okay.
Oh, he looted that guy, Kilb.
Look at that.
Shit, yeah.
of
the
of
and
it's
that you thank you
My last Wilstons, my last Wilstons I've found them.
The
chanker nice.
A lot of scabs spawn in this room.
Well, this is not M4, there's a good job of attracting them.
SCAP! SHHH! SILENCE!
SILENCE!
Need seven more PMC kills with this gun.
We got three.
I'm not a player, Scott.
That was a player scout. Okay.
Anybody up here?
I think they're not.
And then more scabs.
And then more.
It's not a pop Santa Claus.
Oh, great Scott.
Six more kills.
Like kill Santa the scap kill
It counts right if you know 25
20 out of 25 plus one
I'll take my plus one.
And I'll take my plus one.
And I'll take my plus one.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I can sit then.
Gonna be aggro now?
Maybe. I don't know how it works to be honest.
Great, come on.
All those for the barter, I did it.
Pretty good that we're good.
Thank you, Greek.
Okay, yo, bonanashina.
Grinch is looting Santa Claus' body, it's the Grinch!
The actual Grinch, he really stole Christmas.
He mugged Santa Claus and robbed him on Christmas.
No, the cringe.
Man, this game really is realistic.
Holy.
I didn't expect this kind of realism.
I'm almost too immersed.
And there's four scabs.
We'll get lucky in those four scabs here.
Almost left dude my frames were so bad looking in that direction
Frames are so low on this map the swipe. Ah dude. My trials take sounds fucking fire right now
Let me tell you how that sounds God that sounds good
On a loot because that means I'm gonna die
I'll loot that guy's body high likelihood I died
He's a teammate or something. I died his teammates just sitting there staring at me boom dead done. I
Have a bunch of loot and shit on me. I'm good. I got my own stuff. I need to keep this gun as well
Now where at that?
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
seems neat. Seems neat.
Seems like a clock, you know.
It's a clock. Another one. They're going pretty well. We're making progress.
We are making progress.
I'm going to have to go back and get a few scabs and then we can leave.
I
Ask story and over tool set zero out of two
The guy need all of them before it goes any one more tool set
But my well students. Yes. Well students. I knew there was something else I had to turn in it's the most in
I can make a tool set, right?
Oh, that habit mechanic, and then, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Wow, green tracer. Yes.
Wait, we have to tool side just past it?
Wait, what?
Oh, shit, I can't. I don't have all the required materials.
I see a rip stop and a measuring tape, maybe.
Or I'll just, I'll probably find a tool set by then, to be honest.
Task side.
or scabs all we need
we get the fuck out of here
or scabs and then we get the fuck out imma go feed my cat and i'll be right back
us
you
you
you
you
you
you
All righty, the beast has been fed.
huh
Fuck that dumbbell if it's not 1 l it's 200k
God what the fucking dumbbell dude this guy with the dumbbell
But yeah, fuck that dumbbell that thing fucking sucks
What if you put it in your container and then you die and then you put in the cult of circle
you get it back found in rain for kappa from tip
found that out
oh wait wait yeah you just buy one off the fleet wait you just buy one off the flea
just buy one off the flea and put in the circle
Yeah, let's some other bozo bug it out of the rain. What the fuck? Yeah. Well, like
actually no scabs. People with their scabs probably. Oh fuck yeah, this one. Oh shit.
This one doesn't work the fuck up
When you were four scabs
Four scabs.
Rallapark boys, two Rallapark boys go round the
customs, kind of customs.
Scabs here.
just a player just a player
a grain of sand under my mouse oh my god there's a grain of sand
Oh my god, it's still there, what is it?
Let's go in pretty well.
Go in pretty well.
Oh yeah, ammo.
Oh, yes, I'm a little about.
No, no, no, please!
Scabs?
of
Oh.
It's time to spend them.
Some scabs.
and
car and just do this and then we
we just turned into interchange
and run through this whole map
Cause honestly fuck this map dude
This map is horrible this way
Sorry Santa Claus you were my final kill
It just had to be this way bro you gave me the best gift you could have given me
You gave me the best gift.
The best gift.
The gift of death.
Well, I could have killed that guy too, but that's fun.
And that's got like
Let's go with transit body change let's thank you
Thank you, sir. I'm gonna order some food as well. I'm getting a mighty hunger that needs quenching a
Mighty hunger
Okay. Boom. Oh, let's go. Who the interchanged? All right, what am I getting? What are the
options? What did I want last night that I couldn't get? There was something I wanted
last night that I couldn't get.
Get a Wee Crown.
Or Sushi.
Nah, that won't be filling enough.
I'm not for you.
Hmm.
White Castle.
I should ban you for saying that to be honest.
I should fucking ban you for that.
what the fuck
white castle what the fuck
white castle dude do you want me to like die is that what you tell me you tell me you want me to die
that's basically what you told me
All right, where are we?
Where are my options?
Papa John's.
Papa John's is not very good.
Yeah, Papa John's is not very good.
Barbecue tour. I can get tacos.
No, I can't. They're not open. Wait, they are open.
Good get tacos steak tacos
Marlin thank you for the five gifted subs Marlon. Thank you so much brother. Thank you
Steak taco
Oh, yeah.
Kingsley. Thank you for the sub and also the five gifted subs. Thank you very much guys. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas to you.
and also the five gifted subs. Thank you very much guys. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas to you.
Let's see, I'm just ordering some food. Let's get
steak tacos. What else they got there? What else they got?
the
it's sad that some of this country has never had white castles they will never have it and some don't even know what it is
White castles is good when you're
White castles needed to be quarantined
like it was 28 days later type shit.
White castles horrible.
That shit can stay in the past.
That doesn't need to come back.
That could stay dead.
God, man.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
crime scene
Oh, it transmitted. We haven't been in the transmission.
Let's flare out. Let's flare out of here. Let's go snipe at top. Maybe kill a guy or
two for a quest and then just give him a battle.
of
Oh, it's there, you just, you just quicker than us.
He was just quicker than us.
We're in that guys Christmas.
Harold and Kumara say White Castle from bankruptcy?
Yeah, a stupid movie series about two guys getting high
and eating White Castle, and like,
if that had to save your fucking restaurant,
then you know it's a mess.
Fucking ripped that guy too, dang it.
When has the option for the game of Rome come down?
I need it.
Oh, option, what's your starting bid?
Hit me with the starting bid.
I see him. I got eagle eyes caught.
What the fuck?
I don't think he shot him in.
Wait, did he shoot at the mannequin?
He shot at the mannequin.
I don't think he shot him in.
I think he shot at that mannequin.
bait mannequin. Pretty sure he did, yeah.
of
the
of the
of
the
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
This guy beat was actually 10 out of 10.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rammage.
Get some mama.
Bring a hat.
Piper.
Yes, I know, very cool.
There's no loot in here right now, this sucks.
I know there's a nice bit of loot.
I'm over me
schmuck
hear about that
took it all get gobbled
fuck you man
get back my loot
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Shall we skedaddle?
I think it's a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
the
kitchen back there because that they're cooking up some craziness
uh...
Stay. Until we get to the bank.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't fucking know.
Stay.
That's ass. It's terrible.
Damn, I've got four kills for our quest there, Red.
Let's go.
Let's go. I think we're almost level 22.
I don't have to wear these beanies anymore.
I don't want to worry about no
beanies.
Authorize to enjoy the stream if we play pv
alert
don't don't start a war please
don't start a war come on
start a war
Oh my god, I can't.
Ah, fuck it, I love staring the pot.
War!
War, fuck it, get out of war!
Pokalim hobo done.
Who's the Pokalim hobo now?
Me.
Let's try for only two more kills. Just can't stay.
Okay guys, we're now at the fight with Creed Splang. It's literally against the law, so you gotta tone it down.
Alright, what quest do I have? Does drive one?
Scrap metal.
up right now shoreline the manzillion busiwax
no
mm-hmm and we stay create or nickel-back eed like I said early today PVP
players have tiny dons and players have massive dons.
Nickelback is for the mind, Creed is for the soul.
Creed is for the soul.
This shit talks to you spiritually.
Oh trash, get out of my chat right now. Get out of my chat. Get the fuck out of my chat.
or killing people or money it's just wholesome ass fucking vibes
amen brother amen hell yeah hell yeah
hell yeah
the
No, just for men of a exquisite taste, or ladies, it could be men or ladies.
And you take me high, yeah.
I
Know ladies listen into creed. I mean you don't know a whole lot of ladies
You don't know a lot of ladies. Let me tell you I know a lot of ladies and they all listen to creed
Every single one of them.
The many maidens of creed.
Let the music play.
Your Dasher is heading your way.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's happening.
I'm not sure I've recognized you.
You think I opened the door?
I thought I'm going to leave that shit at the door.
You could, they could throw it from the car window for all I care.
I don't open the door for nobody.
I never open the door you guys open the door for people
Thanks, thank you. Oh machine machine. Thank you so much man. Merry Christmas, bro. Thank you so much. Happy holidays, bro
Yeah, I don't open the door for anyone never ever I
Meet them outside and stare them in the eyes
guys just sit on the fucking porch waiting for him to pull up. I've been expecting you,
video. I've been expecting you.
The fake EPS guy video? No, but I imagine that should happen. I just literally never open the door unless I'm expecting
a package or something that needs the signature etc like I do not open the door
of
the
of
He's going to be looking this direction.
That sucks because that would have been my second kill that I needed.
What's that head of?
He's probably heartin', he doesn't look very geared, but he looks like he had a scope
on a gun, so I don't want to get into like a sniper battle, because I don't know who
sees who first.
what? where's the headshot on the first shot?
fucking die mother fucker
boom
well that first one didn't clap him in the head but whatever
it's okay
That's okay. That's okay.
Extra part one is done.
Let's try a lot warm company.
I need to go get the other two tanks now.
I need that respirator.
I need two of those sand and raid, which are actually hard to find now because all the
the scabs have these fucking Christmas masks on.
Yeah, well, they're like rare now because the scabs don't
spawn with them.
I don't think I've seen a single one on a scab yet.
And the mustache. Yeah, I mean anything like cotton bean used to. Anything like that.
Then all these jackets, though, makes me sad.
I need keys, fuck me.
Dog tags?
What do I need them for?
I don't need dog tags, do I?
I
For three years
Wow, I want to take checks
Like a moto. What's up, brother? Thank you so much 65 months excel. Thank you for the three years, bro
Big subs guys. Thank you
Big big big subs
I didn't think it was him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought maybe it was Sadatar and then I just
started blasting. And it was too late because he's gonna be mad at me. I had to finish
I had to either me or him at that point wait does this thing block cold you think that
Why doesn't that block cold?
Sure, why doesn't that block cold?
I don't really have a great shot here, but maybe he had a gun.
He was armed and dangerous.
Ah, fuck.
All right.
slum chance but you know
would have been cool
wait wait wait wait
wait a second
Yeah, it's running along the shoreline, exactly, the shoreline.
Anyway, equidistant.
I'm pulling a lot of the raids dead, they're gone by now, it seemed like people I killed
That guy was killing people might be kind of chill, raid's been good, we've been good.
getting a lot done
getting a lot done actually
big timey
sup cab thank you so much man
that's so thank you as well
golden bum thank you
that's for all rush thank you so much guys
Yeah, because they didn't add more event quest anyway, and honestly, it's like it's been
fun.
I've been streaming for 10 hours and it does not feel like I've been shooting for 10
hours right now.
It just gives you shit to do.
Just gives me stuff to do adds a little bit of like excitement to, like I don't have
a lot so I need to get, you know, like I don't want to die, etc.
for a while.
Thank you.
Thank you for the
Prime.
I
I
I'm in said nothing one way or the other I'm in said nothing one way or the other
I honestly like it I like people not wearing helmets it's fucking awesome I get to use
shitty guns and kill them. Go one tap people with some bullshit. How long was
these in the fucking MPX? I was using it all day today. Like in MPX, MP5, just
headshot and people would trash ammo. It was real nice.
Obama, where the F.I.M. is, he keeps her. This is Tarkov Belyanari.
What?
You know what?
I'm going to have to turn right before I shoot him.
How you going to do that?
The items that I keep in my postage to 48 bitcoins, 48 bitcoins.
I don't see what's better than that, sorrow the fuck ton of money.
Makes your life easier when you don't have to worry about cash.
You do not keep your rubles now, which is why I brought over bitcoins and I sold them all
on it.
36 no 34 bell or something
Samples and 360 round is the 60 round
I don't know if there's anything I can do about it.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Maybe samples too?
I got all samples shipped from drops.
I have almost all of it, I think, just from drops.
Jacob, what's up, brother?
What quest do I get after scrap metal?
Is it eagle eye?
I'm gonna have to come back here, right?
Eevilah!
Am I just going to run the scar again?
I'll grab the MPX.
I'll just use this, I don't want to change my kit and build another gun.
Oh, hey.
Oops.
I gave the scope for test drive one.
killed people that had the gun and killed people that had it
I think there's a barter for buckwheat though too
a buckwheat to Jaeger maybe it is
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Oh, scope respirator.
Grab the shoe.
Have the shoe already.
Raise that, that, that, that, that, that.
I'll get test drive two.
I should be saving these M80s for shooter-borne.
I actually have shooter born. I do.
Wait, no lever action. Wait, what am I talking about? There's a lever action.
You don't get the good ammo for it. Wait, I don't even have it. You don't get the good ammo for it anyway anymore until later.
Well, I have Yeager too. I just haven't spent enough money.
I was going to buy from this guy.
That's Cassius.
Enough?
Agilev2, there we go.
What happened to my wife's boyfriend jokes?
People who grew up.
Let's go to Eagle Eye.
Eagle Eye.
I don't feel free to make one if you want.
Happy 45 months.
Keep on being a Chaddleman killer.
Thank you brother, thank you. Thank you uptown.
Alright, let me go grab my food. I will be right back, I saw him.
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you
you
you
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Go chair!
Woo!
Go chair!
You wish us.
That's a great song, a great song, but that's on.
I think we can lay low for a little bit because I need to go that direction kind of it's
Not really, we built a weather station.
Also as good as Stand Storm, I think that's a better song.
I think so.
Oh, oh my god.
I was gonna haul an ass like that.
Did the pipe just run over here alone?
I think it just came over here completely alone.
It sounded like night was shooting up at weather station.
Yeah, he just fucking ran off on a mission like he's Rambo.
Don't worry guys, I'll get this on my own.
I think it does.
I should dig this place.
I'm gonna be too happy, fuck it.
fine
I'm a doesn't even fucking matter this way I swear
oh yeah
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I don't have that much patience to be honest, I have a lot of patience.
I get a little antsy in this game, I like to press W, but I don't press W for too long,
I start just going.
Just start going.
Well, I mean sometimes you need patience in this game though, you just gotta wait
it out. Especially with some of these quests. Some of these quests you got to realize like
you're not going to head on fights with just what they make you do, or at least not a lot
of the time, so you just got to wait and get the upper hand.
I think you're a better walk alone I think you're a better walk alone
Okay, now we're UAV right over here.
I'd probably be a little bit more cautious to be honest.
I was kind of running straight for it.
But now that I think about it, I should scope out the vantage points.
I'm not a big pipe, because I'm scared of dying while I do it.
He honestly doesn't really have anything that I would need.
Like his armor, sure, but then I'm going to be heavy as fuck and then I might die,
And I might die looting him.
I don't know.
If I don't really have anything to get off of someone, there's not really a point to
me looting and it's just not worth dying as a solo player.
A lot of your deaths as a solo player happen when you're going to loot bodies.
Because you have no one watching your back.
You have no vision.
You're completely exposed.
You're literally just a sitting duck.
So if you're just throwing it up to the cards,
like did someone hear me kill this thing?
Are they heading over?
Are they looking at the body?
Do they have a teammate?
And you're just rolling the dice.
There's no amount of scale or anything
that can get you out of that.
You're just praying that the guy doesn't walk up
and shoot you in the head.
So unless you're fully covered, booting,
like I just, I don't know,
it's not really worth it all the time.
they have like some crazy shit that you really need, but there isn't really any crazy shit
that you really need. Smoke grenade? Yeah, but then that's just a big, hey, I'm right
here in this smoke grenade. Boy, it would be a shame if someone stared at it and
watch me leave or throw a grenade on it.
It's just, I don't know.
I'm just making it more obvious.
Guys, if you have teammates and shit that can cover you, sure.
But, you know, that doesn't sell well.
So, you gotta pick your loot wisely.
I don't know what we're talking about.
Can I come work out in your gym?
I'll clean the equipment, bathrooms, spot you, whatever you want.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That sounds like a knife.
Where's the fucking uh, it's my UAV.
Where is it?
she blows. That's our 25 worse. Probably not. It feels inaccurate though. Doesn't feel very
accurate this wipe to be honest. I was sniping a lot of rogues with her then it was not.
There's not landing shots at like 200 meters a lot of time.
I just realized I should save the scope for our shooter born in Heaven.
I should put this gun away after this.
Now the attack 30 is not bad but I'd rather have a razor right?
I'd much rather have a razor if we were going to shoot a one, especially because you're
gonna die a few times so I want a little stockpile of scopes. I don't need a scope
right now so well I lose it potentially I can't get another one at least not
one of these.
What?
What?
All right, all right, not much happened, but we did kill big pipe.
even though I didn't need to.
Talk to me.
10 minutes, let it go.
Alrighty.
Run the sun.
Bring back the rice cooker.
okay okay let me scabs wearing body armor and helmet on shoreline with
untar oh my god amazing they just want me to suffer don't they in the in the
frozen tundra with my blueberry on.
Throw it in there. We're gonna have to quick swap this shit.
We're gonna have to quick swap it.
That's over liable right here.
We need two markers.
Excuse me.
Alright, two markers, got that, ammo, nades, I don't have a splint, but it's splint.
Painkiller, meds, look good, I just can't remember if I spot my helmet.
I left the flash drive in there that lost found in raid status, that's really smart
of me.
you
of
the school
and scabs on the book on the clock
and scabs
grab a little bit, sorry. Then I'll grab a little bit.
You
You
Yo
Yo!
you
you
you
you
all right
don't die within these next five mists next to you
I'm gonna try not to
just a goal I wasn't exactly planning on it but
maybe just fuck me up
I'm going to do 10 scav kills.
10.
Ah.
Ah!
I have to remember to helmet swap when I do it, when I kill the scabs
I'm going to check the sniper's calves and I'm going to resort after that, I believe.
Where there was just a grenade explosion. Hell yeah.
This wheel will take away the sniper scan.
I don't look like it.
Video settings, I just turned up the gamma very tiny bit.
That's it, I mean shit dude, the game's bright as fuck right now in the snow, what
are you going to mess with?
It's like blinding sometimes.
truck then we had in here we equip our helmet now we kill PBR thank you for the
five gifted subs thank you sir happy holidays man
Oh my god.
No scab.
No.
and
down
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
Guys at the jail home and on I chopped a piss out of him, but I didn't have enough bullets in my gun. That sucks
You're gonna kill them first
The other guy killed look like a little Timmy
me. Kill him. There's no point honestly. I mean I guess I could take his mask but there's
not really a reason for me. Doesn't help me with my quest. Feel like no more wipes. Depends
what happens with the seasons. Indeed I was saying seasonal character stuff will
happen like Q4 this year or next year. So depending on how they treat that and the DLC and everything,
then it won't really matter. But if they end up dropping the ball on that, then no wipes is an
issue in my opinion. Because I think so. Hey Tony, Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you all.
Thank you. I mean they like they do a good job with the seasonal stuff then they're they're fine
Seasonal stuff could actually be really cool if they do like season event mechanics and stuff like how
You have like different mechanics every season and that affects things and it makes people want to play the season and rewards for
each season that people want to unlock. They could they could do a lot of stuff
to incentivize people to want to play the new seasons over just continuing
their permanent character. If that's how it's gonna work. I still don't know for
sure. I would think that they've thought about this stuff and they're
going to do it because it's pretty obvious to do it and like games already do these things
with a lot of success. You can kind of just follow their lead. I don't know what these guys
to talk about it today. What do you say?
of course, guys. You treat seasonal characters like Diablo 3 did. How did Diablo 3 do it?
I didn't really play Diablo 3. Also, why Diablo 3? Well, I'm a path of exile.
I would copy path of exile because it's the same thing same same same
I'm about to go up the water station.
Let's see if we get a couple scabs.
I heard someone.
I mean, if they're saying Q4, that means we've got quite a bit to wait, and I don't
like like many months. Mars scabs. It's Q4. Is that eight months? Q4? It's not eight months,
right. Not a year away. So it's going to be a long fucking life. A life that never never
ending like
Two fours when GTA 6 comes out shit
It's gonna be GTA 6 versus escape from Tarkov white well
Oh
No
GG's.
You think GTA is getting delayed again?
Could you fucking imagine if they delayed again?
might storm the boxed-arm game set quarters honestly you're right it might very well might
Could be like a hardware limitation
Yeah, he's six R.P. I don't think GTA 6 RP is gonna be a thing
You know, I don't think it's gonna be anytime soon because it's not even gonna be on fuck
Well, maybe they have to built into consoles, but it's not gonna be on PC
So, David, you have to RP on the console.
Well, it's not gonna be on PC for, like, the first year, that's how GTA does it, it's
and then PC again, you're late.
Any more scab kills? We're gonna have to be a smugglers camp, I think.
I don't see any over here.
So, I don't want you to GTA-RP streamer off your Xbox.
I suppose.
I played GTA 6 on stream.
I would imagine, but that's so far down the line,
like that's not even a concern of mine right now.
It's still a year away.
That was a console.
The vast majority of gamers have consoles.
You see gaming is like,
oh, it's more popular now, but it's still pretty niche.
definitely pretty niche. Yeah, that's true. With hardware prices, dude, it's going to
be even more niche. People can't afford it. It's getting insane. I mean, honestly, like,
you could see PCs being like, like 10 grand, not, you know, not for like a top of the
line, like a top of line PC right now is close to that. But like a regular piece
This gaming PC is going to be a $10,000 soon.
Who the fuck is going to be able to afford that?
Console prices don't jump.
So the thing about console prices is that Sony and Microsoft
can eat the cost of things like that to keep the price low
because they make the money off of other things.
They don't make money off of consoles.
Sony and Microsoft don't make any money selling consoles.
That is just like, they price it where people will buy it,
where it's affordable enough,
and then they make money on the games, the accessories,
the fucking store points,
like that's where they make the money.
They're not making, they don't care about selling
the console other than using it
as like an ecosystem to sell you more shit.
So if they have to lose money on consoles to keep the prices down so people can afford
it and then spend more money on other things, then they will.
Because you get someone to buy your console, boom, you have them in your ecosystem for years
and years and years and years and you can then, you can recoup all that money on a
million other things that are far more lucrative and easier for people to purchase because
They're not like super expensive one time thing.
Alright, I need two more.
I hope that pure I'm wasting my time running
wasting my damn time running
I think that's fucking sound, boss!
of
death
of
death
death
death
death
death
He's going nuts!
th
th
th
Dude, I don't think my bullets are fucking doing anything.
I had a Nerf gun.
What is it?
The 9mm.
Oh, good old 9mm in this game.
I actually don't even know if that was Santa now, I might not have even bit him.
I need to switch helmets, I did.
I had to put the, I took the beanie off and put the UN helmet on, that's why I got frostbite.
I have the weapon sway bug.
Uh oh.
I've killed them so many times today already.
Um, do I dare ask why? Do I dare?
See the headcount? 79.
79.
65 and almost 69 though. Almost also almost six seven.
6 7
6 2
I guess
I just play the song
with the song on
So many quests, oh my god.
Oh my god, Becky.
Shit, I filled up my junk boxes.
We are running out of space.
We are running out of space.
Please don't go down the path of brain rot sir, it's too much and it will be the end
of existence.
I know.
It's bad.
It's bad.
I don't, I only find out about that shit from you guys to be fair.
I never know about any of this shit until you guys bring it up to me.
You guys say some weird, you know, six, seven, this,
Trilolo, Trilolot, and I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about?
And you got to fill man's spot or the main scouts headshots.
It's like, yeah.
Chains, old X speeds.
Haines.
Haines.
I'm going to bring the just bring a backup shotgun works if something to fight with
back end error oh no we have a back end error oh my game broke games fuck games fuck
How is the prestige wipe going for you?
I'm pretty well, honestly. Not too fucking shabby, man.
Not too fucking shabby.
that's what we're gonna do.
Last night was a little rough
for a bit but we've you got it
done. We figured it out. We
figured shit out. We've been
So, 155.
Super performance.
Super duper performance. Let's go. I mean, just seven skype headshots, right? Easy. Easy.
Play low level ground zero again when you prestige. Yes, you do.
You do. You do. It's interesting. It's interesting going there. There are some, there are some
gamers there. Not very good gamers there. Some people brand new to the fucking game there.
bad about killing some of them.
Are you sure anything? Nope. Newbee and Peter request fail. If you kill PMC, the
depot, yes it does. Do not kill PMCs at the train depot when
you're doing that quest. It'll reset.
Mm-hmm.
Yep. It'll reset your whole fucking thing.
I didn't know that. I have no
I didn't know that. I have no
I figure it's just weird shotgun shit if I missed
You don't have trouble with it normally super performance was kind of shit
You
Five minute estimated time. Oh lord
In neck upper chest. Well, if it shoots high
It's actually good for this quest because I need to headshot the scabs
so if I shoot and I miss it's gonna go over their head then or it's gonna hit
them in the like I'm gonna aim at the chest by accident hit them in the head
so it's actually good if they shoot high
sounds good to me
Soviet thank you brother
all right
That seems good to me.
Let's see.
Yeah.
I'm doing set up I'll put it off until the end of time oh my god
Rosh, Rosh, thank you for the 50 gifted man. Thank you very much, Rosh. Happy holidays to you, sir. Thank you. Thank you very, very much. Good Lord.
I definitely owned a few more
Just a few though like you know only like two or three
Dozen
Two or three hundred
300 maybe?
Got a whole John look armory?
I make John look like a fucking pussy.
If I'm being honest.
If I'm being honest.
I'm more like, oh fuck.
I got seen in the, oh my god.
Let's see the matrix one where he's like we need guns lots of guns and all the fucking guns fly through the matrix
It's not like that
Hey, so we're
Fucking weirdos, please tell me you have a parent
calories of these
So you should showcase that on the wall
I'm kind of lame, to be honest.
A little bit of a...
school or shit out there.
So,
it's the kind of thing you shoot
once or twice and you're like, alright, that's...
That's what I thought.
Right after me.
Way, way, way, way, the fuck around.
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way.
I'm just gonna fuck up my mojo for real.
whole mojo.
Maybe we'll find scabs.
There might be some off to the left at the new fence, if not at Mother Station.
And a Zort maybe.
That's a grenade launcher.
Is that pipe?
That's gotta be big pipe shooting for an A launcher, right?
It's gotta be.
He's shooting them far.
He's shooting from there. It's over there. He's going BUNK.
BUNK.
I've got some blue fems.
That's lame.
Slame, unfortunate.
In four hours, there's zero chance I'm doing a 20 bar stream, man.
There's zero chance.
No shot.
of
death
of
death
of
What?
Fucking player, why won't he...
I'm confused.
I'm not mad that he didn't shoot me, I'm just confused. There's another guy up there.
Hold on.
the
I swear there was a guy right there
I swear there was a guy there.
I'm gonna just do more.
We need scabs.
We need scabs.
There's a nade on wires on the ground.
I'm just going to get the fuck out of there anyway, I guess I'm going to snipe any of
I just heard him.
Let me see.
There's people playing.
Fifty thousand.
Deal?
Good deal?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Like I do is five dollars five dollars for the toilet bowl
Five dollars, thank you
Thank you guys
I thank you for 41 months.
Thank you, water.
Wilma!
Wilma, thank you for the five giftin.
Only 49,900 in something left.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you very, very much.
24 hour stuff. I'm a little old and weathered for that, man.
A little old and weathered.
67, 67, 67.
Sabathon ever? Scamathon?
I guess they never really did because people just sleep on the fucking stream anyway, but
That was a low key view, that was a low key view.
Sleep on cameras.
the
the
the
the
the
The sky down here.
Oh, it's a bobbin, it's a player.
That's definitely pliers.
I heard them jumping shit.
Yep.
Definitely pliers.
Definitely players.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I got them.
That's four to seven.
Not bad.
We're getting there.
Three more.
Did you see his head go, okay Cotton?
Did you see the head go?
Did you see it?
Zills in my backpack as you do them eventually.
Eventually, I will need that.
You gotta turn it, you gotta stash the two on interchange for that quest, and then you
gotta...
50% durability, as well.
Okay, this shit does shoot super high.
What the fuck?
Super duper high.
This is a 50 meter zero.
I was going way over his head.
I'm not going to sub to you.
He beats my boss.
He'll always find a good my wife.
What?
What?
Go ahead and get two more.
One more.
One more!
He's right there.
This is our target. He's unsuspecting. I'm approaching from the rear.
Got him.
Got him!
That milk!
I could go for some nice glass of milk right now. That sounds delightful.
That sounds delightful.
We're ending that scab.
Nate them. Right in the nape.
What in the nape?
That's where we caught them right in the night.
In the night, wow.
Kind of milk, raccoon milk, nice glass of raccoon milk, and a nice hunk of raccoon elbow.
Ooga, milk.
So, all from the same raccoon.
Yeah.
I think I got two raccoons, so I found one on the middle of the road.
I don't have no two raccoons.
I mean, that's one way to get subs, shit.
You know, people might sub for that.
You know I got a couple gifted.
I got a few gifted subslots.
I'm actually going to do a little bit more of the same thing, but I'm going to do a
I'm actually gonna need that shotgun again at some point for setup. Let's hang on to it.
I am running out of some space though. I need to clear a little bit of this up.
the
home
of the
had a good Christmas. I mean, I could use a dentist. Where you at? Where you at? You
do like home visits, like a home barber? Eat food.
Well, honestly, if my dentist plays Tarkov, I might be a little concerned.
I don't know if you're a stable individual.
I should like my healthcare professionals to be a little bit mentally stable.
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
There's shit in here. I don't need that. I'll tell you that.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you, brother. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go and go and go and mark and mark. What level am I? Yeah, we're almost
level 20. Shea, man, we're cruising. We are cruising. But the final labs key card slam
filing cabinets go to cabinet land on streets. Cabinet land on streets. I found a bunch.
I just got killed by a dude who is level 24 with 5k hours only has 15 raids and 33 total kills
How is that even possible or is he a wizard or sorts?
His name is two bears one scab could be arena
arena XP
possible
I would say arena you just played a shit ton of arena and then started playing as PMC
most likely
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to the other side.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
and
I heard. Arena is pretty nutty XP. It's really nutty actually.
He must only play Arena because he only has 11 out of 101 achievements completed.
Okay, 5,000 hours with 11 achievements is a lot.
That's a bit odd.
Probably more than 11 achievements after 5,000 hours.
I don't know.
Your best honestly, just don't try and think too much about people's profiles, just, you're
really best just taking a glance and going oh neat and then move it on you'll drive yourself crazy
trying to you know connect it you'll be like where's pepe silver where's pepe silver pepe
silver i can't find pepe silver anywhere that's you trying to connect the dots with someone's
profile and just it's best to just not even I didn't think much about it
hmm
I don't know
I
Menace you're the song honestly this album is fucking great, dude
This is actually like a great fucking album
So just report everyone that kills me even if I suck at this game. Yeah, that's why I do
That's what I do. Oh, that guy killed me. Fuck him report
Pretty much
Pretty much. I mean what the why the hell not fuck them fuck them
That's the best way to cope
You don't have many coping mechanisms after death in this game. So just report is the one that you can do
I'm not sure.
Oh.
Synchronizing with the players.
I don't think so without that arena extreme weather face mask. I don't think there is no
If you have that arena shit then and you could but without it, I don't know what you could really do
It's all
the
he actually
he one-tap the sh** out of me last night
he was just aggro'ed on me last night he f*****g swung a corner and popped me in the face
or maybe it was two nights ago
he f*****g sh** on me
Insta one time. Man, I'm dead.
I just gotta put down these two markers, that's it.
It's like sanitar might be here.
Mr. Sanitar, eh?
Pretty normal. That bald headed fuck.
Sanitar the last fin-dealer.
He's literally partisan with 10x more health.
I swear he shoots me when I just look at his ugly face.
There's some way that Santa, he acros on you when you don't even attack him.
I don't know why it happens, but I had that a lot the other night.
Today no, I've just been killing him.
Sometimes I accidentally do it, I'm trigger happy.
Sometimes I do it because I need scav kills.
of its payback for the other night when he was shooting me for no reason.
I just remembered when the fucking grinch scav was looting his dead body, the other raid.
It killed Santa before, and then I was...
A fucking scab and a Grinch Mask ran up over to him after it so Ludium is hilarious.
Come on.
Too heavy.
Heavy.
I thought they won, because I would love that armor, but it's just it's too heavy, want
to be nimble and quick.
There's a lot of people around here.
I need to go.
I need to go around.
I actually have been loving it for that exact reason.
I can use guns like this early and just shit on people.
actually like SMG's are legitimately good right now which is strange for like an
MPX is actually a fucking great gun. Weird that I would I'd rather use it as MPX
than that fucking 8R like an M4. I'd rather use this than an M4 right now
to be honest unless it's like a full metem for but just like a regular man-built
M4 this thing is way better
until people get that arena mask and then they're wearing helmets again then
that's gonna suck you know I agree that's super suck when people have that
grab you all we thank you Blamasaurus thank you so much man
Thank you guys
How good is the quality of meat in the Korean barbecue?
Is it like good quality or like really good quality there's like man, it's like, you know, man
And I guess how good is the sushi? What quality are we talking on these things here?
Like am I getting fucking ragged you or just like some choice?
You can plant multiple markers at once and just overlaps the timers.
Good to do that.
Backyard barbecue and gas station sushi.
Backyard barbecue?
I'd rather eat McDonald's than gas station sushi.
What the hell is fish doing at a gas station?
I was thinking about looting over there, but there's someone over there.
Getting gas on the fishes at the gas station, get a gas.
Damn, maybe they're driving the invisible boat mobile.
invisible boltmobile at the gas station you could probably have worse dude you
could get like you could suffer a fate worse than death you probably liquefy
your intestines and spray diarrhea like a super so great
I think I'd rather die than that.
It doesn't sound good.
Atomic Flounder.
Atomic Flounder.
Tapeworms.
Tapeworms?
Anyone ever had a tapeworm?
How do you even know if you have one?
Where do you get a tapeworm from, even?
I had a fuck this fucking two of them dude why are there fucking two of you bitches right
there man are you kidding me I killed that guy too there's just two of them oh my god
I wouldn't matter, they're two of them, what is your fucks?
Fuck dude.
It doesn't matter.
Two people shooting at me.
If you're threatened you start shooting at me.
BP and M80s.
I guess so.
I guess so. I didn't expect to run into somebody down there.
There is a...
I'm sure I'm about to get cut off.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, cut off?
Thankfully, I don't have to survive that raid.
I'm not thankfully I lost my shit
Fuck I only have one hose
I have one hose
I can build a another apx that thing I just I don't have that site sadly
I think I have an eotech.
Crafting a hose.
The main thing I'm mad about is losing that armor because of the lighter weight plates
That is bad karma.
Untouch.
Oh, is that by a face mask? I did get a backpack as well. I guess we're running a beta. I've got a bunch of them.
There's no karma in Tarkov. There's karma in the ether
just out there floating around in the ether would be legendary if you used a
voice changer with his voice and just talk shit
I mean that would be kind of funny there would be um I need once ammo mags a grenade
A grenade. I have an MPX I think. I'm going to assume this one has better stats than the other one. Maybe.
I'm the CEO tech.
Front site.
Front site.
Front site.
Front site.
Front site.
I'm RGN just waiting to be used at B2. You must commit.
No no no no no no
No no no no I need those for later
I need those for later on factory
three. So, that's worth three. I
need the hose. Okay. So, what
can I do now? What quest do I
have?
Is that any armor on woods?
I could do that.
Okay. The missing informant on
Subvocation database I need a key for that set up I need a key for that do we
just go and do
All factions on woods, no armor.
What is it?
Headshot, legshot, 40 meters and then it's iron sights, 40 meters.
So we stack those.
I'm doing the GORLAMMET
GORLAMMET or the MXLR?
GORLAMMET
Or do the GORLAMMET
Oh
God let's do some of this shit this this current character will not wipe if so you have to try it on a Timmy
You can I
Don't know how much damage it does you might have to have their head damaged already. I don't know if it does 35 damage or not
I'm not. I'm the seasonal wipe.
We don't really know but I'm assuming that there's going to be a season.
Like instead of, hey, there's a wipe, they're going to say, hey, there's a new season starting.
You start a new character that everyone in the season can only use that like a new fresh character.
You have like a permanent character on different servers and then like seasonal characters on seasonal servers.
How Diablo or like Path of Exile does it?
I'm assuming it functions something like that.
Something like that.
Something like that.
You can flip between them. I guess so. Yeah, I guess you'll be able to play one or the other
That's what I'm assuming like if you know a path of exile works, I would imagine it's like that
There's a season with like new stuff happening in the season and you only get one character for that and you have to
Everyone starts from zero
on that character, etc
I'm going to imagine that it's not going to be great for the Qtons unless a lot of people
Unless a lot of people decide to do it, which maybe they will because he said Q4 next year will be
the first season so imagine many months from now people might be like hey it's time to
I'm just starting a new character like I played this one a lot like let's do something doing fresh
I'm sure they don't even fully have an idea of what they're doing themselves and they're
going to be figuring that out as as things go.
I literally don't even know their albums.
Um, where's you?
We're here.
GG's brother.
Morning view? Which one is that?
Goat.
Ah, thanks, X-Up.
Yeah, my Xenomai gun might be kinda helpful.
Come on, nice to know you.
Good bye!
Nice to know you!
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Let's go by, it's got to be iron sights for our quest.
I'm gonna shoot scabs in their wittle wittle wigs.
Shoot scabs in their wittle wigs and their wittle heads.
The Whittle Scarred Heads.
The Scarves and the Whittle Heads.
My eyes are starting to go all haywire on me, trying to hallucinate, and bunker, I probably
will.
Probably running to people there.
I want to get this quest done if possible, though.
kill these scabs. These are shooter one or shooter two. They're protected and dangerous.
What do you know about that, Chad?
You unprotected and dangerous.
You're a suck too.
You're a suck, man.
Thank you, Derek.
You're a suck, dude.
I had a vasectomy, so I'm unprotected, but not very dangerous.
They're a player. They're a player.
Careful for play.
Yeah, Chad, you guys be getting the snip-snip.
Fuck.
What the fuck is that?
What is that shooting at me with a fucking SVD?
That'd be a PMC, right?
you hit your kid limit you did what's how many how many kids is the kid limit
zero zero a lot of people nowadays I'm gonna get it
That seems fair, a lot of people say they just don't want kids ever.
We're hitting that point of civilization.
too expensive amongst other things
amongst other things
Nuts, harrowing, and...
to be paying us to have kids.
Eventually they might have to.
Like, you know, Japan's having a lot of trouble.
They're probably gonna start paying people in Japan.
Don't they actually?
Isn't there something where like,
they have a thing like that?
They like want you to go there and fuck?
There's nobody having kids in Japan.
China they do? I thought China was all like too many kids.
I thought they were not letting you have more than one kid,
unless you paid fuck tons of money.
No, I mean I didn't think that was still going on, but I thought that they had like,
They didn't have a problem with the amount of children.
I'm too far and now I have an issue.
I didn't know that.
I know Japan and Korea are really bad with the population rate, the birth rate, this is the birth rate.
They got too much anime and video games.
nobody's fucking man they got out of main video games what do they need
Tell me what it do what it do what it do
I can never find scabs on this map anymore, and there we go, this one.
There's the fucking running at me.
I need to have 40 meters.
Oh my god they're running me down!
40 meter headshots with no armor
the
the
the
the
the
the
of
the
Oh no, those aren't counting, they just accounted for the no-armor kill.
around. I hate this crust that's so annoying.
That one's feisty.
40 meters away, okay, we don't have to do armor anymore, we just need 40 meters away.
40 meters away, okay, we don't have to do armor anymore, we're just in 40 meters away.
a chance to win
two of them
town's hat's gonna be in there
of
the
death of
This is just not 40 meters.
There we go over here.
It was hard to get a lot of sight.
That's got to be 40.
There's one more.
I'll have to find one more, maybe at Scav House.
The last one.
I don't have to do these tasks on the rest of the main story, huh?
Prestiged.
Doing them again.
We're doing it over.
I'm
doing them all over again.
So I'll do it again at some point, but it's not imperative right now.
Do it another time.
Thanks, Benny.
What's up, bro?
Get to level up at the moment.
We really need level 30 for the flay.
I think I got level 30 with big chillin'.
Alright, let's pull it off the chap please. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, the barrel.
Ooh, the barrel.
Bad.
Now let's check the checkpoint as well
just so we don't get unlucky.
Hmm.
Well, it's at 33.
You can buy and sell like barter items.
If you're a hideout and all that, you can just buy them on the flea and sell other stuff and make a lot more money.
Hello scabs, are you here?
here scabs this weather looks quite nice on the snap I got to say
Forty meters.
What the fuck is this?
Where'd you go?
This?
Oh.
Dunzo.
Dunzo.
This is a pressure I've frost on it.
Uh, I think it's the lighting and some other stuff.
It depends on what it's for. Is it just for target shooting?
Just for harrowing? For the drip?
just to shoot like 2011's nice 2011 is hard to beat just for like just the
shooting aspect of it
I didn't suppress it was just like a gray color
it's frosting you just got the snowflakes on your guns
Yes.
Pain in the...
The blade.
Let me see.
Two TI pistols.
Yes!
Yeah.
They're...
They're okay.
They're okay.
Way too expensive.
Way too expensive.
Holy shit.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
W longstream for a few days now we've been doing long streams. Yeah. That's
That was almost 15 hours, I think.
That's very productive.
long road. Don't care privacy part one.
Aren't the ambulances.
PMC operatives listen 25 meters with a bolt-action. That's Iskra and water on
On woods.
One more.
The stash is running water on woods.
New spot where now I got my hose.
Got the hose, now we've spotted four.
Okay, the generators, that's keys, don't have those.
Bear buddy away.
Let's... wait, did I have another shimmer item?
No.
I
Need the shreemer item case it was drops a while ago
The only other way to get it now. There's a quest from fence. It's the is this a reference quest from fence
But it was just drops a while ago
ago. Damn, I just got a Vector.
I'm by the big stick mags, I can. How many do I have?
We could use the Vector.
We'll use that at some point. All right, two escra, two
balda, two escra, two balda, and I need oh shit.
Wait, no, I don't need the ZB14 key, right?
You don't need the key.
OK.
anything else on woods shipping delay
remember the package in the deep on woods i mean we could do that if i see the btr much xp is that
11 000 not bad if i see the btr we'll go and grab the
Oh, back to the hoods on cruise control. Oh, yeah. Oh, more like autopilot.
Who's the streamer item case? I have to prestige. No, it's permanent on your account
unless you get it from the quest. You got it from drops a long time ago. It's permanent.
I like getting my soft grubbs.
What's one's 11,000 some of them are like seven because John Wick is literally because John Wick
There's no other answer it's from fucking John Wick extraction right? I'll 70 something percent
Something like that
They're not $11,000 good they're not $11,000 good
I'm getting tired, yes.
Getting a little bit tired.
I mean, that's our 25.
I do.
I do.
John Wick pistol videos in Tarkov.
Maybe when we get to the end of this prestige.
Pretty good that don't have.
Yeah, sadly, sadly.
What are you, bullpup, there's one behind me.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I
All right, so I'm awake
What the fuck is a nitro is that the two two of them stuck together is that the nitro I
Think that's a nitro
Makes my MP7 heckler and cock
But
What
Like a coke maybe I'm gonna talk it's coke
H2 HC I don't know HK
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Bro. Thank you for everything.
Thank you Scorch. Thank you very much. Thank you Flick.
Oh, we spawned by the bunker. We spawned by the bunker!
Outstanding!
Outstanding!
Sound fried? Oh, I am.
I'm fried fried pretty obvious
Oh
And I played like
I don't know how many hours of Tarkov in the last week a very large amount
too many
GKPD, it sucks.
That gun is not good.
It's good when it's good and it one taps everything, but when it doesn't one tap them,
Oh my god, it's terrible.
I hear Sturman.
Mr. Sturman?
Mr. Sturman, come here.
I am going to murder you.
I will kill you.
if
they burned down the whole house right? I've actually never shot it before.
It's kind of just like a meme right?
the
guys gotta be dead
I think that was a star in the guard
thought I'd be back into Tarkov
played one raid, had 30 frames, died to scan
I'll just watch you play for me instead
The framerate is really rough, you've been my shit, it doesn't go very well, I get really
shitty frames a lot of the time in certain areas of the map, looking certain directions.
I was the easiest storm and kill ever.
Why was he so stupid there?
He was actually brain dead.
Oh, hey there, Mr. Man, will the sun machine gun let me run right up in your face and
not move?
That's a great idea.
It is super derpy.
I don't want to open the box because of the weight, guys.
I'm not going to fucking open it, but that's like 100k.
There's bullshit in there and whatever
Anderine
I'll open it I'll open it
Yes
my arm. Get ready for the scam. All these scabs when I need scab kills. Good God.
That guy's...
Run!
On the logs!
There's one over the fucking box, dad!
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
I'm in trouble, guys!
The BTR. Go to the BTR. He can save us.
He chased. Why is he not here in that thorax, he's an idiot.
Wait, did he drive off? The BTR drove off, didn't he?
run aflair run aflair run aflair
why the fuck do I listen to you idiots and loot the box
look what happened to me
I didn't even get to loot the fucking box
I saw two items in it
and then I started exploding
two items and then explosion what you've done
Oh, brave Sertoni, he bravely ran away.
the going got rough and the talking was tough, he bravely ran away.
I live like Vin Diesel, my uncle, Uncle Benny.
Get on by my uncle, if you've been doodling.
That's my uncle.
Yeah, I could say he's family.
I didn't stash the other one of them, but you'd love to come back.
There's like that pepper rich farm about this guy.
of
of
and
all of the
where's the letex?
I think there's been a letex in there, yeah
oh my god, fuck this song
fucking hate that song
fucking hate that song
that song and that song and fuck right on off I don't know like that one
all right I have the burb like I need the burb we need them anyway
that
That's slapped up.
Every time you eat pizza you have to have the same toppings on it, which toppings do
you chose. Just no no toppings just plain. I would do a plain. Definitely do a plain.
That would be best. That would be most wise. I would think. If I could only eat it one
way I would eat a plant. I'm
assuming I can't remove add or
remove like remove toppings
from it.
All right, we're good. Let's get
in there again. We gotta plant
I
Gotta plant the water
Turning my dreams into memories
the box again I I skipper I got you
or box you got it you got it
One of us got SMGs on Woods because people sleep on, people sleep on Woods being a actually
a close-range map in most of your engagements. Especially if you play it right. If you play
Woods a certain way, all of your fights are going to be in fucking trees like 20 feet from a guy.
A lot of your fights on Woods end up pretty damn close and people are sitting there with like
like slow guns and scopes and you just full auto them like quickly
plus no one has helmets on right now so easy headshots just spray it there
ahead and kill them one time with a nine millimeter
easy money
No, not too bad, right?
Not too bad.
I don't know when can I buy a red rebel on the flea market can I buy one yet
a level do you need that thanks Nick I don't know what the level restriction is
I'm not like 20 25 probably I'll get one of five levels
Got a big deal
We'll get one soon enough. I haven't even been to res I normally I don't go reserve for a while when I
start questing. You do reserve a lot later. I mean fuck going reserve without a red rebel
for real. That's terrible.
Wait, you bought a Rev Rebel at level 15? I was like, wait, really? I could just buy one right now?
I should do that.
I should do that.
This is for what we need to do.
The Red Rebel barter is probably more expensive than just buying one because the Red Rebels
phone mark rooms a lot so people are getting them in mark rooms and just selling them because
they don't have a use for it.
There'll be vendor value eventually.
is vendor value. No, there you go.
does not have a red-rubble extract. Nope. Shoreline Reserve and Lighthouse do.
Shoreline Reserve Lighthouse.
of
the
fact that
The good thing is, that guy didn't fucking hear anything when I shot at him probably.
But he doesn't know where I'm at.
But hope.
I certainly hope at least.
Put it in the box.
Come on man, it's a bottle of water, you can do it.
There you go.
Wrong box.
wanted more box. Here it is. How much more could you want? Look at it. I don't think you could
possibly have more box than this. This is like full screen box. You're right in your face.
Smells like a little fishy.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
someone else is shooting him oh my god he's getting sniped that guy's getting
sniped by someone else on the mountain oh that's me now fuck run pussy you can't
Fuckin' pussy.
Don't talk about that in SMG fights though, like SMG right there is insanely good.
I'm going to open the car here so we can get out.
when you're stuck in the loading screen after attracting all that for and relaunch your game.
So that reflects thank you for the prime bro. B5 today no helmets. So what I've been doing man
I was using the mp5 and then the mpx so I started using instead because of the suppressor
like for the early levels and just been working
That one's got helmets, so...
Who beats you, R?
He's driving past me.
And he's not going to stop.
Aw, I want to take a ride, man!
Oh fuck, oh god.
Oh
This other guy's getting you shooting at him now, too
It's right it's fucked.
Is everyone here right now?
This raid is so fucked.
Being hunted by Morgan Freeman.
I am the hunter.
The Lord, thank you for the two gifted subs.
Thank you, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Where am I getting shot from?
How fucking far away is this guy?
I really hope the car is here.
to
There to
Yeah
I see the car
uh
That's all the fuck
Thank you for the five gifted Texan.
Thank you, my man.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you very, very much.
70. Oh, free bird. 70. Thank you, sir. How we doing? How we doing? Damn, thank you.
You know the five months? 30 seconds. The big 70 Corbin Dallas multi pass. 10 gifted
sub sir. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays to all of you guys. Thank
Thank you. Thank you very, very much.
We're out. We're out. See? Didn't he know long range guns?
Let's talk about long range guns and be long.
Maybe those stupid long range guns.
Like a pussy.
To get up close and personal.
I get up close and personal on them.
I like to look them in the eyes when their soul needs to body.
rice rice I love rice thank you very very much for 10 gifted subs thank you
happy holidays to you man thank you I like to look a man in the eye before
take him down well that sounds weird like you know shoot him in Tarkov take
him down. Oh man. Walked right into that one.
Oh
By these head on the market
Can I buy a red the rebel?
Thank you so much for being here for so many years. I really appreciate you
Oh, thank you, man through some tough times
Having a place to escape to
Don't think I have a paracord. Thank you so much, brother
Do not have a paracord
That makes it a little less useful or the delicious sausage
Let me unlock my sausage unlock the sausage
I'm sorry about that guys. I had him locked up a little bit.
Okay, so do we do the dehydrated quest?
I don't feel like doing that.
What do I have to do?
Generators, sausage, shady business helping handshipping delay torque of shooter three,
road over population. I don't have anything I can do. You'd find in cowboy hats and your
Shonkers in raid is actually going to be really difficult
There's none of the scabs they're spawning with them I might have to run scabs. Yeah, I
Might actually have to do that
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
There's a few little things I can do.
Well, yeah, everything's pretty much a
I'm almost to intercha, any PC components, any graphics cards and fans and general wares
and I can maybe find the other stuff. Let me bring a yo or just something to dehydrate
myself just eat a bunch of Skittles right
I am the skittle man.
Skittle man
and
some of the
Oh, my god.
Holy moly.
Mr. Parched.
Mr. Five minutes of dehydration.
Be okay.
It'll be okay.
Damn, it's getting late!
Holy shit!
But God, great Scott!
Great Scott!
Crack some kids mom, now I'm eating cheesecake.
Life is good.
sweet eh? Pretty sweet.
Christ.
Oh dear god.
Dad, is that you?
Father?
was it left over cheesecake from her fridge because you know a lot of little fuckers pissed
if you stole a cheesecake in the fridge.
Come on now.
test drive. Part one. I did part one today. I'm waiting for part two to kick in so you can start doing that.
Logstream. Yeah, we're gonna be wrapping it up soon though. I'm tired.
Why am I so sweaty? I've been sitting in a room for 13 hours with multiple computers, electronics,
lights, fucking, yeah, who knows.
What you mean?
Where am I?
Hell, we're here.
I'm, uh, cranking my shit.
I haven't been all day.
Have you been?
The goons recently?
Probably too long ago, but shoreline, I saw them.
But it might have been too long ago.
there we go
I hear four computers, hats, computers and hats, small beefs,
small beefs
scab chill
chill
one
of
the
chair
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
One office down.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I need to turn in those tool sets to proper, I forgot about that.
How to get big, progressive overload, and caloric surplus, baby.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, it's just you. I thought it was only me.
I thought it was only me. There's my last flash drive. Okay, we should.
We take that and get the fuck out to be honest. Let's go the railway.
other flash drive, god damn
god damn
flash drives and PCs, who would have thought
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to streamer
Merry Christmas Keegs, thank you brother.
We're getting out of here, I got my flash drive. I should start the dehydration process of
of skittle consumption.
Start eating skittles.
And we're dehydrated.
skittles and you can no longer live for four gas station rhino bells and I'm
ready to rock dehydrated and ready to party
I'm at harvest scab.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
like testings of the gas station boner pills actually having like viagra in them
just like a legal over-the-counter viagra at the gas station
or is everyone probably on the outskirts of the map probably a lot of people
over there their change is weird now the mall isn't really where a lot of
people go they hang out outside the mall on the map now the mall is low-key like
not that spooky anymore
Unless you're in the killer like I did earlier and I was fucking running I was running away from kill-ups for like a full minute
Just dodging him
Running in circles around objects is fucking hilarious actually
Nobody's extra camping I've no stamina because I'm dehydrated that would be
kind of awful.
I have to make sure that I wait long enough for this quest to pop.
We should have like a minute or two to go.
Can I walk up this?
Is it gonna pop up?
He's just spitting on the floor.
He's just spitting!
I can't, that's too good.
He's just laid down because he's like, oh, I'm extracting.
Yeah, man.
Oh, that guy's fucking pissed. I actually feel bad for that, but I had to. I could not,
I cannot shoot that guy.
I have to.
Any minute now.
Gotta be hitting soon.
There we go.
Almost gotta suck.
Man, I've had bad karma before, it won't be the first time.
It'll all be the first time we get bad karma.
All right, guys, I think we're going to turn in these quests, and then I'm going to
might be the end. Pretty tired.
Yeah. Right now. Not really, but I'm tired and hungry.
Next nap sounds pretty good.
Let me turn in this shit to Mr.Prapoa?
Let's go faster!
Huh?
Let's go!
Ciao, Boratino!
Ciao, Boratino! Come back again!
Wait for information from Prabha.
Wait for the information!
Art time Tony. Yep. Art timer.
Got a nice ship before I forget.
All right, we're gonna wrap it up here guys. I'm gonna send y'all on over to somewhere else for your drops
Let's go raid toast rack fuck it
Thank you guys on over the mr. Toaster. I feel like that's a good raid
Solid raid I think I
Will see you all later. Thank you for chilling. Have a great night guys. See you later adios. Bye. Bye