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[FREE !DROPS] WORKING THROUGH PRESTIGE 4 | !MONSTER | LVNDMARK_tv On Socials
01-01-2026 · 11h 27m
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Let's go let's go is the game down
I'm getting, like, off-error.
Is the game down or no?
Sick.
This is sick.
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Thank you.
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My OBS has crashed.
Yo.
We're back.
We're back.
Crashed.
Good.
Back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
Okay, just crashed. I don't know. That's weird. Anyway, hello. Ah, I think the servers are
fuck still I'm gonna play I'm here
yep okay well we can't play
so it doesn't work that's cool that's pretty chill I didn't want to play today
Anyway, I don't want to play.
I don't want to play the game.
Mm-mm.
No, no.
We'll just, hey.
We'll just place leather until the servers come back.
You're logged in. Wait, some of you guys can play.
Happy New Year. Always love watching you play landmark. Hope you have a great. You can play. You just can't log in. Oh, it's issues with login only. Sweet.
We're on before you can play.
Well, I wasn't on before.
When did he go down?
Once again?
Maybe it'll come back.
like in game, I don't say it's suck in game.
I'm gonna just say no all around.
I'll just say no all around.
We're sneaking into the service. Come back guys. I guess we're in scape too.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, you took my chances.
I actually can't believe the amount of like server issues and shit this game has had in
1.0.
It's really kind of gross.
I've had a lot of problems with the game.
Go away, Snake.
Go away.
Go away.
You still get drops, yes.
Yes, you still get drops.
Drops aren't connected to the game server.
It's Twitch.
Almost.
I
Almost had that guy
Oh fuck I just got circle buzz guy didn't even see that coming shit
It's bad
I'm died I'm dead guys. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead, bro
I'm fucking dead
I'm dead
I
Owned own that guy
We get the center on the center of the mat
I'm going to spawn in the middle, put me in the middle, I'm middle.
Thank you very much for the gift and subs.
Thank you sir.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
you
Oh
Let's get a hot in here get a little hot in here. Oh shit. Oh, you know this
Give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me
That's a massive massive
Armada I fucked up. I fucked up
I fucked up. I'm not getting it.
Of course not. Of course not, Nikita. BSG shit breaking every day, the swipe. What is new?
What is new?
I
Wanted that guy's shit I wanted I got you see it
I
Find someone to kill
I just got
Oh, oh
Fuck you
Come on man
Come on
Shit
Oh, shit.
Billy, thank you for the five gifted subs, Billy.
Thank you very much.
I keep another hand.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
Disgrace my face those count and I didn't fucking count how to scratch
Lily doesn't count
long server being down I don't know since I've been on don't know I just got
on and it was like this
and
Marley. Marley. Happy New Year, brother. Happy New Year, man.
Which is all the best in 2026. Happy New Year.
Wapwap. Wapwap. Moon.
Hello Tony. Hello?
My friend Wook looks just like you. One to one.
He even says he plays Tarkov but I'm starting to think you might be him.
You went to A&M Texas, didn't you? Unlikely.
Unlikely.
Fucking shit dude.
Fucking motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
I'm so stupid.
I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm so
dumb. Asking how long the servers
are going to be down is like
asking a fucking fish to do
calculus. You're not going to
get an answer. There's no,
there's just no. No sense
I'm not working.
Get fucking on, scab player. Get on. Head eyes, bitch.
Head eyes, bitch.
Head eyes, bitch.
me now I am the snake I am the snake now
look at me I am the snake
Oh, fuck me die everyone's trying to kill me now everyone's trying to kill me
Okay, everybody's trying to kill me.
53 Schmeckles.
Oh, Schmeckles.
a
f**king shit dude, oh my god, he can't turn the fast enough
The greed got me, the f**king greed
The greed
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Damn, that's a thick-ass snake.
It was.
I don't think so.
Damn, that's a thick-ass snake.
It was not anymore. It's not what the fuck?
What the hell
There was a working oh
It actually there might be no I'm on oh, they're not
No, they're catching the fucking golden snitch right now.
Oh, he stole my shit.
I killed him, you fucker.
you
I'm going to go to the center of the lab.
Holy, that's a fish.
That's a fish.
Mm-hmm
Okay, man
It's broken
the
house
just smashed into me
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Oh my god, that guy's fucking look at the size of that one
I don't know what to do.
Hello fucker get away from me.
We're not going there.
They're eating crazy in there.
There is so much going on right now, Lowell.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
One, two, hat like you.
I'm a big-ass snack. I'm a big snack a sneaky snack
Do-do-do-do
Our 4,600
4700 is pretty good.
I
Fuck dude
They're coming after me.
I think it ended that. Get away from there. Too much going on in there.
He's big sock from India, but what?
All right, we need I'm in the dead center of the fucking map we need to get oh my god this guy just uh, oh
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god
Big
huge
Massive SNEK!
Oh
Holy shit
Holy shit dude 8600
My snake is big and smart. No, it's not. I'm top ten snakes
number six snake
Number six
La number six
Why is this guy so worried? Get away from me.
Alright, well I got a lot of a lot of snipers here. Let's get them all the fuck
on off.
Oh, good fucking home, bitch.
It's where she gets spicy, Rip Gerald, 1982, R.I.P., R.I.P.
almost a 10k but it's 10k
ten thousand ten thousand snake oh my god oh my I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm
gonna fucking die no I'm not
Oh
All be hunted away. You know, I go
Gotta go away get away gotta get away
Servers are okay, everyone's just a sniper in this lobby now. We're so fucked. We're so fucked
and
it is 20 this Tony that serve as this service that
There are currently outages in the data center serving.
Early outages in my brain cells.
I...
All I can tell you is that...
the
Amateur state games boys.
I
Love in thousand six hundred snake we're number five damn that guy's 21,000 oh shit
Happy New Year, Tony.
Happy New Year, bro.
You too, man.
This is a big red motherfucker.
Get away from me, you freak.
Oh my fucking no no na mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I don't I do not no no no no
They can all die
Oh
shit I was close
you have been circled my friend you've been circled the constrictor strikes the
constrictor adrenier your doom is here I love you Tony and now we we fucking pull it out now
the constrictor
I need to go and get all that shit though which is like
no
fuck away from me you freaks
you freaks
um no no no no no
um no no no no
um no no no no no
Get away from me!
15 and a half thousand
Can he deep but need deep in this shit
We're gonna need deep in the shit
15,000 thank you so much for the subs. Thank you very much guys. Thank you
Couldn't eat deep in the snick
Get the fuck away from me. I learned math at my fucking Minnesota daycare get out of here
I'll fuck, I'll fuck, I'll fuck, I'll fucking shit, I'll shit, circle it, circle it, circle
it, grab it, boom, oh my god, oh my god, yeah, I leered math, I leered math at him.
of
fuck, okay, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Oh
Oh, he stole my shit though
Oh my god, there's too many people here get the fuck out get the fuck out get the fuck
out evacuate evacuate go go go go go go go evacuate the snipers are here the snipers
are here it's a mark 47 with attack 30 scope he's coming after me go away the gun
oh shit get the fuck away from me you creature you're gone oh fuck oh no I'm
dead now I got greedy no I agree dude the green I got greedy that was just green
dead to green dead to greed the greed goblin the greed goblin
the other corner.
I'm on daily dose in the other
corners. We could brain rot Max.
Hell yeah.
Wait, is it locking in? Nope.
Nope. Fire.
I'll say games and non-working servers name a more iconic duo
I'm not dead I'm dead
and
a ration
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
you
What the fuck what the fuck oh shit oh shit oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, give me that, give me that, give me that.
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Fucking shit.
Wait, geogas with that game's ass.
Victrix, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you, geogas with his ass.
kill this big motherfucker, you'd what the fuck, ram me off the road.
All right, we gotta we gotta fix this woman that hell's going on here
you
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Just kill a winter mask!
Oh, double kill!
Double kill.
Double kill.
I'm not getting any of it. I'm not getting any of it.
Am I getting any of it, dude? None of it. I need a single drop
Not one drop
They're robbed
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the moves, did you see the moves, the moves.
you
I
I
We're cooking
That oh why duck ass that's the duck ass
oh shit oh oh
The heathens are after me again. They're after me. They're after me.
Oh my god, dude. I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna
die. There's two minutes. Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking die. I'm out. I'm not. I'm out.
Now I'm out.
Down on me.
Last one.
and the atman is here now what the fuck is going on
I dude
oh my god dude
oh my god I saw that coming
I saw it coming he fucking
He killed himself. He killed himself. Just the fuck with me. Just the fuck with me.
Get out. Pick up my melody.
Good old Tarkov servers.
Everything.
My own again.
Free you again.
It's my way.
Let me suck them toes.
That's gigantic down there.
Doesn't eat none of the outskirts.
Do do do do do do do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and I'm just going to go back to my room.
and
Okay
I tried tried it wasn't worth no
Not how I thought I'd start the first day of the year when I woke up, but it is how we're here
Yep
of
Oh, no, the fucking
Oh wait, that's not my tale.
Shit.
I don't know why I thought that was my tale for a second.
Give me.
Give me.
Give me.
Give me.
and
all of
all of
Oh
Like a she-toe
Oh
Oh
Oh
My son the bad
That's a million fucking a million fucking stream snipers coming up to me get the fuck
away from me freaks.
freaks
No way dude. Oh my god. Oh my god
of
all of
That's the worst I've ever heard in my entire life. That's so bad.
I
Get fucking on the leering Center you bitch. Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking god. We've done it. We've done it. We're huge
Yeah, you've been trapped. I have you now. I
Have you now
You come to snipers
Come the snipers. Oh, dude, John Tarkov. We're about to get encircled you fucking idiot block him you fuck
I'm so stupid why do that I couldn't turn that fast. Oh, no, I thought I could turn I get greedy again
But I could turn around in there man. I couldn't
The fucking wheelbase was too long
A long wheelbase
it's a
Thank you very much.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, thanks, Feds.
you
When will we be back?
I have no idea whenever they decide to fix the servers.
I have no idea whenever they decide to fix the servers.
Whenever they decide to do it.
Can't do nothing about it right now.
you
Hello, it'll mark tanks for the live
Subscribe with prime subscribe subscribe. Thank you
Here comes all the fucking
Strips snipers. Here they come.
Here they come.
it
get away from me
get away
The key has micro slither.
Okay.
That's a fucking name.
Leave me alone!
This is just like me versus the fucking world.
V versus the world.
I
Be fucking person is here man go away
I can't
Get on pussy get owned get owned pussy get owned get owned
No, hey the danger spot here in a dangerous spot we gotta get out we go
Put these guys off now he's dead
I
Fucking own bitch fucking owned absolutely fucking cooked
Absolutely cooked
you
the
the
the
the
the
the
Just greed.
Thank you for the five gift.
Thank you.
Thank you for the raid.
Move it away.
Blow it away.
Fucking wrecked.
There is a fucking wrecked.
Oh my god, fucking wrecked again.
Fuck, I got wrecked. Oh my god.
It's up King cheers for the content over the years. I want for the play break with a baby on the way soon
Congratulations my friend
Love from your paid actor. Thank you
Yes sir. Yes sir.
It's start over.
I'm here right just on my round.
Let's go full aggro snake.
full aggro snake
I got you bitches. I got you bitches. Gotcha. What you gonna do now?
up
and
the
about this time around
.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
This guy's still following me.
Go away.
Get out of here.
I
Can't move everyone's old servers around me
Look at you now look at you now trapped in the purple worm look at you now, man. Oh
Fuck I'm getting trapped. Oh shit
Go go go go go go go go go shoot the gap shoot the gap oh my god
Do we know why servers are down because amateur state games
New year say MF lol
Yes sir.
No, not over.
59 months of Tony's pizza.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's over.
Moments aside.
the gap or out of there or out of there.
I'm
I know what about I know I know what about
dead, maybe not, we're out, found an exit, found an exit,
How did I exit?
I want to do that, want to do that.
Why did I do that?
I was going to die anyway.
I was going to die anyway.
Love the stream's best Tarkov streamer out there.
Thank you brother.
That guy up ahead could have killed me.
Mom, I could have gone for it, but wouldn't matter.
I can try again in seven seconds, guys.
Seven seconds.
Oh, I think it's actually working.
I think it's back now.
It's loading a lot.
Hey, it's back.
I don't know, give me one second.
Keep up the good work, Tony.
You're the man.
Well, yeah, I don't think that the servers are actually working.
We look at it, I don't think they're working.
Doesn't quite look like it.
of
What's up, Gigi?
We can just sit here and eat.
Thank you.
Question 3
Question 4
Question 5
Question 6
Question 7
Roomscape stream
So if you guys seen what's happening in Twitter land lately
with Grock and the images.
Dude, honestly, honestly, Twitter should get sued
into oblivion, am I binning?
I fully think that they should get sued
into fucking oblivion.
I honestly, I 100% think that they should have, like, just lawsuits out the ass, oh, back
in there.
Yeah.
It's basically on Twitter, you can comment on like a picture or something and just tell
Grock to like do anything to the picture and edit it with AI.
people are going on like pictures of people and like, oh, put this girl in a fucking like
string bikini or like undress for this person or put him in a put this guy in a speedo and
put donut glaze all over him. Like it's really fucking weird. It's really weird.
It's really weird.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
It's making a legal material.
I don't see how it can be legal to do that.
I
Don't see I don't see how that could be legal to do I
Don't think it is definitely not in every state in the US it's not
Wait it doesn't it doesn't select underage kids who I'm definitely not gonna try that but like hypothetically if you did it would
It would edit the picture I
I didn't see that. Okay. Yeah. They
That's gross.
Not exclusively a Twitter thing, no, but it's a built-in functionality to Twitter.
So that's, like, sure, you could do it and, like, someone else could do it on their own,
like you have a massive company doing it,
they should be liable as should anyone individually
that's doing it, should also be liable.
It's a, I also, I think it should be illegal
to like edit pictures of anyone like that, to be honest.
I don't think that should be legal against their consent.
I don't think you should be allowed to do that.
Don't post the picture online. So someone takes a picture of you in public and then
and they upload AI edited nude images of you
to the internet.
You think that's okay?
Or your family or your wife or whoever.
Are you kidding me, man?
That's insane.
you
Don't do anything. Don't let's just live in a fucking the West the Wild West anything goes like we're talking about dude
Places
We are about to lose our internet privacy, so it doesn't really matter any more lol.
I think it's fucked up. I think it's fucked up.
there
about to lose internet privacy as if anyone ever really had it
True.
I don't know. I think we should just delete AI. It's a plague. I don't like it.
Delete it. Shit's not meant to exist.
Shit is not meant to exist.
It's a future I know but I wish it wasn't I don't like it at all. It's really bad
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Oh, the stash. Oh, it's so. Wow. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Okay. Check clean as a whistle.
I'm
to man
and alone
I'll stay down
a nice thank you brother go kill um the roaches the roaches
stand alone
I worked you time maybe
Maybe
Estimated time eight minutes
Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself
I'll source here someone in the chat reported my name a few months ago.
Hope they can put their purse away and grow a sex.
Otherwise, happy new year for Pa.
Thanks, Voggans.
Thank you, Voggans.
and
Without you.
the
the
the
the
the
I'll be right back.
Happy New Year, Tony.
Hope you kill more Timmy's and get more frames than last year.
Thank you Naya Ling. Thank you.
Thanks brother.
As always.
Always.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Motherfuckers.
Oh, my thing's not on.
How strange is that?
I don't know.
I'm done now.
Holy shit, we're getting in.
This can't be.
Holy shit, we're getting in.
Just can't even watch you.
Aww.
Uh-huh.
Oh, he might die right here.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
site. Happy New Year, bro.
That guy was not equipped.
Well, a lot of quests to do this raid.
We gotta put the marker, we gotta put the jammer, the other marker, the other marker, and the
Wi-Fi camera.
I'm also not going to be able to see these robes in the fog.
I just realized that's going to be an issue, I'm assuming that they can see me through
the fog.
Happy New Year, take my Vezos box.
Oh, thank you.
Hold on, that's going to be one second, one moment.
Happy four years.
Im about so start pre-k soon. How does that make you feel that?
God damn IT I wanna play Tarkov.
Alright.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Howdy.
I don't know how, and I guess I can go from this way.
I'm not going to be able to see any of the robes as the problem.
I can't kill them.
It's one of the right sides, probably the safest.
I can't see the rogues.
This one on the machine gun right there if he's there I might die right now
of
the
death
of
the guy maybe the ropes can see a little show
I can't see but they can see
of
the
death of
the
death
of
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
What the fuck are you- what is this AI?
I see nothing.
I don't see nothing.
Battlestates starting the new year off with the new year.
I was sitting there for an hour and a half fucking clicking login and then let me in finally
it's just no whitelisted account.
Oh my god.
Yeah fuck it streamer privilege you're gonna rock the pubs.
fucking clubs. Shit on. Fucking shit on. Kill issue. Kill issue.
Happy new year to the Tarkh Goat.
Yep.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Of course he could not let his dick out of the chicken.
My anus hurts.
Be accurate honestly, be accurate.
I believe this God damn streamer privilege.
Oh
Oh
Well guys, there's a bit of a problem here I can't fucking see anything
the
small problem
that's right. You guys aren't subbed. That's why you can't get in the game.
something yeah he's priming you should write them
and
this is a problem
Kels, it's Rain, thanks Hunter. Thank you very much for the 5.59 Gs, thank you.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
of
all you go to cut speed
of
the
are going smooth brother no more tax stamp on can first one the first raid
of
of
what the fuck
Two more markers on the fuel tanks in the back.
What's this thing?
Oh, 20 get the subs down.
Thank you.
My goodness man.
Thank you very much.
What the maid of thank you my goodness man, thank you very much
Thank you
Do I have this extract
They don't have the suckstruck.
They don't have it, they gotta be slow.
the
car extract is here.
I think that is that it down there.
Not here.
It's not here.
I just can't.
F.
F.
of
a long one of the
It's not that long of a run.
It's a hot mirror.
What temperature is it?
69, what the fuck?
Okay, okay, well done
a lot done
a shit done done
a way out of my head it's like
End of no no kind of
even loads me out of the server we got in I don't know if we can get out
I
Shit I didn't do fuck I didn't do corporate secrets. No, I forgot I had to do that shit
of
some of the revision might have some of
some of them are some
of them only
and
I don't want to be rude but fuck BSG and their overweight Balenciaga mascot.
everybody else happy new year
Jesus Christ
good lord
good lord
much like suffocated
happy new year, happy new year beer vodka
happy new year
Happy New Year, Daddy!
I'll be back.
Hello sir.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right.
to do.
I'm going strong. Been watching longer than that. Happy New Year,
Pappatoni.
You don't have to be requested. We'll take forever.
Theresa Guy on the fleece.
Did you beard?
Sixty Comtav sixes with a two hundred and three fever.
How is this real?
I mean, some people would just play flea market simulator,
to be honest.
They buy shit and then relist it all for more money.
Good buyout at the whole market and they re-listed at a higher price and then profit.
and
getcha! getcha! ooo we gotcha! ooo that easy one tap.
Fuckin' one, Tap.
I can't move.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck, dude?
No ammo?
You're dead!
What the f**k, motherfucker?
Eat bag of pigs, you s**t!
I just can't fucking die.
I won't fucking die, man.
Why am I taking so much fucking damage?
from the sprinting.
Pist on.
Alright, well that raid's over.
I'll tell you that, this raid's fucking done.
This raid is done for, guys.
Happy New Year Kyra, thank you Nightstar, thank you Matrix, thank you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We got a repair.
We got a repair.
I was cunny deep in the shit
to my fucking head in the shit
in the whole shit
I was cunny deep in the shit
absolute cinema love you
absolute fucking cinematographic that was a goddamn
What's his name? Steven Spielberg film?
Absolute cinema!
I'm gonna have to send them to that.
That's cause streamers are impacted by login issues.
Streamers just get in because when you joined the stream,
you didn't seem to be sitting there for two hours
spamming the fucking login button.
And then as soon as somebody gets in anywhere,
they go, yo, it's in, it's in.
Try to log in, try to log in.
And then it's up for like 30 seconds and I get it.
There's no fucking streamer servers.
Fucking nerd.
Fuck out of my raid pussy.
Got my raid pussy.
Got my fucking raid.
There's no streamer servers though.
Like it's just, it's not a thing.
GTF total.
I have no energy, ay caramba, ay caramba, ay caramba, ay caramba, ay caramba, ay caramba,
I'm going to go and mark this tank, I'm going to go and mark the tank, I'm going to go
I'm gonna go and mark the tank.
I'm just pushing nothing in the end.
I'm almost there, I'm going to drop dead for energy.
I
Can you either doesn't really matter if it's on there already it should be totally fine
Most important thing is just working it to spec you have a torque wrench, you know also doesn't really matter
You can use like a little piece of a paint pen or something and mark the screw and right
next to the screw so you can see if the screw is backing off at all.
That makes sense.
Go to the little line and you can see if it moves.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
witness
No, we had to kill a lot of people
727 armor damage. Oh my god. That's a lot of damage
That's a lot of punch. Holy shit
It's
Happy new year, Tony and your happy new year
hmmm
that's just thing
I'm imagining
this cuts
of down butter
by this sketch
me
you're the man
thank you guys thank you thank you thank you
I'm gonna be struck by you, I'm gonna make you move.
Okay, let's get it on.
Oh, let's get it on.
I only got one thing done for my quest, I read.
That was a very arduous journey that we embarked on there.
I'm so heavy it's because of these plates.
Or whatever.
I'm surprised that they're allowing them but...
them but they're cool.
Interaction, long road overpopulation, revision, I've
to do CSI vacation.
Never had to do something else.
I was forgetting.
I have a plate box.
There we go.
two for two.
Oh.
Better race today so far so good.
Two for two.
Two for two today.
so good. Good luck today. Thank
you sir. Thank you. Thank you.
to
metal do thank you brother
thank you
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I don't think that will work.
I don't think that will work.
I don't think so.
Blapslap!
Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you, sir.
Guys, apparently the servers are up.
Try now.
and forever hold your silence.
They take this all the way.
We are doing many quests right now.
Much to do.
much, much, much to do.
Yes, it's only streamers getting in.
You guys have to subscribe with Tarkov Prime to my channel to be able to get the streamer
server access privileges if you want to be in the cool club.
Otherwise, it sucks to suck.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Okay, three.
That's cool as well.
10, 10, 10, 10.
Do you have a favorite Band-Borne musician?
ERA.
ERA.
Do I get in now?
You want?
If you want to get in, you can.
two
three four eight solar as Joey thank you guys
I'm a shooom.
Uh, are we?
Are we?
Are we?
Wait, no, we're over here.
Ro-terro, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, brother.
I gotta get the documents and the tanks and then there's one more tank that I still haven't
I've forgotten.
Whew.
Whew.
I
Had him and then come
I just pissed him off he was well brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Not good.
Oh my god.
He just shot me in the throat.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Incoming.
Two.
Nope.
of
the
I am
I am
of
the
of
minus the servers being asked on the 1.0 game
Thanks brother, thank you, thank you
GPU on the 4.1
Oh shit
I thought they spawned on the shelf.
I
I thought I'd make 60 rounder, load this thing up a little bit.
I'm just going to get all my zoom in.
of
Yeah.
One more tank.
Hello?
Oh!
Oh
Very much
Don't forget your prime slide.
Over here we're going to do the document.
And we're going all the way back around.
All right, it's time.
My body's dying.
How can you?
My body's dying.
New year, bro
Cars here
Take the car and get out
uh...
uh...
yes
uh...
uh...
ours not here that'd be a player to play this guy that we're here and running
that's a fucking rogue
damn rogue
I don't see anybody up here. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
I didn't realize what I could see over here.
Oh, that's good.
He's doing it sideways, Admin.
Kill them.
Very good.
Very good, we got him.
We going up?
All right, get rid of it. We are less GPU.
I just need to, we need to go back and I need to get the briefcase and I have to mark the other tank.
That's to mark the other tank.
of
some
of
and
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Welcome.
Carbado dam scabs.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I need wires.
I have the smoke mask right.
you
Alrighty. Double check my tasks. I don't think we have anything on Lighthouse. Just these
last two. Vision Lighthouse. I'm in an overpopulation. A seaside vacation. Let's do it. One second.
does get some eye drops in hold on
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
it's been great man it has been great
It's been great man, it's been great.
It's been great.
Thank you so much, electrician.
I appreciate you, my man.
Thank you very much for that, bro.
two more quest to do on this map. I think we still have more of to kill scabs to kill
scabs at the chalet
that's fire
that's fire hell yeah
that's fire
that's fire
Ugh.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I'm going to respawn, what kind are you?
Okay, not the worst, not the worst for what we gotta do, like it's sniped by somebody.
This way come come come come come come
up here along the back side go down hit the tank run across the street get the
a good roof case and then we leave.
He thinks that's the plan.
I'm gonna run into a little bit of resistance up ahead it sounds like.
just be fighting up like up there by the chalet maybe just sneak by I don't
need to fight this
the spot on that guy dude the spot on that guy
Look at them Hawkeyes!
Hawkeyes!
Hawkeyes!
Hawkeyes!
That guy's a little cock-eyed, I just shot him in the face.
You're looking a little bit down.
That's tank, go and get the briefcase.
I think Santa Claus bro, holy shit.
So we figured it out that Santa Claus has rogue AI so if you fucking kill the rogue,
Santa Claus gets mad at murders usually in the next three raids.
He's getting shot at. Yeah, he's getting shot at.
This is why he was getting so mad at me the other day.
Yeah, but if you kill Rogue, Santa goes after you.
the
case
of the case
not thanks for the prime
What's this?
I'm trying not to get sniped by that guy that was shooting at me. Let's go wider left.
One left to the extract.
I've started a war.
Ooh, I've started a war.
Get the fuck out of here.
Well, well, let's get out of here.
I have summoned the rats.
The rat signal has been activated! Run!
So guys, how about that Stranger Things finale?
How about that finale?
I I didn't watch it, but I saw spoilers they just they were all over it
Bro, what the fuck did I saw like some spoilers? Oh my god. Oh
My god
Let it go
Take us
I'm
great
we have a cost of
good that we have the two was done easy easy easy
one is this three three days.
333 okay.
I finished long road too.
Oh, we're not done. We have to go back. We have to do missing cargo.
Lee Markers, holy Markers, missing car goes with the helicopter and then the document
right?
That's helicopter and then the folder.
See
Easy money
gifted subs. Thank you invalid. Thank you samurai. Thank you.
the
the
the
the
Oh bad I'm tired guys. Holy shit
Mm-hmm
Guys launcher issues you got to just keep trying so it's what I could ever do with this
You just keep on hitting the button and eventually it may let you in
It just might
Nothing else you can do
Nothing else works
I generally say, if you have to ask if something is worth the money, it's probably not worth
the money too right lambent thank you bro I am feeling a white monster inbound
white monster inbound into my gullet okay let's do a note
I'm going to take a look at the
picture.
It's a pretty good picture.
I'm going to take a look at the
picture.
I'm going to take a look at the
I don't know what to do with this.
Let me in, Kita.
Dude, this is so fucking hot in my room.
What is going on?
Let me in the key to just fucking hot my room. What is going on?
Why is it so hot in my room?
Sometimes
the
the
Happy new year
Like JDM cars, no, I don't I think they're fucking ugly. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. They're ugly as fuck
I'm sorry
I'm sorry I
Don't get it. I don't I don't see it then
I don't see it, it's a wild taker, just the styling, I don't know, it doesn't do it for me.
I think that's that's just like you the kind of thing you love me you hate it I
don't know I think you like it or you don't like it I'm sure there are nice
I should say like every single one. I'm sure some of them are cool. Generally speaking.
Honestly.
Honestly, most cars nowadays are pretty fucking ugly.
I don't know what happened to the styling of cars, but most of them are not good looking.
Almost one of them are not good looking.
A lot of them are not.
There definitely are nice ones, but some are just like, what the hell is going on?
Okay, that's fun.
Man, I wasn't really looking at my screen either, but that's fun.
I just realized I have to do shorter boring on this map to
I just realized we have to do that.
Yeah, it just occurred to me.
that
that just occurred to me
Um, okay, let's take a lighthouse break. I don't need to be doing lighthouse
We don't need to be doing lighthouse right now
Let's do this what's that where's that customs quest that I got to mark all this shit
How many PMC's and dorms abandon car go?
the
I
Said I'm in a visit
Shut the fuck up proper you piece of shit
Wait what where's my
Where's my flea market at?
Why'd that get unselected?
Intermany trader screen?
Why'd that get unchecked?
of
the
I was losing my mind. I'm like, where's my screen? Why don't I know how to get to the
We're going to have a fleamark here right now.
What are we going to run?
They get another like 5-5-6 gun because of the 60 rounders.
And so one knife.
the
the
Put the new MCX stock on the scar, but shoot two rounds per minute.
Oh, maybe I should be using the cult of circle for quest stuff.
I
Ever did I just kept?
An armored rig
Wait, I'll tell me my game crash, and I'm not gonna be able to get back in no don't tell me this I
Might not be able to get in
fuck. Let me in. Please let me in. Please let me in. Streamer servers. Pussies. Direct.
Direct guys
How about them fucking streamer servers right there? Look at that shit
You wish you were cool like me you wish you were cool like me
You wish you were cool like me
Thank you scape
This is why you guys got to subscribe for free with Twitch Prime and you get access to the
Escape from Tarkov streamer Prime servers that give you priority queue into the matchmaking.
I don't know why you guys don't understand this.
It's very easy to fix.
Like your Twitch account is linked to Battlestay Games.
It can detect if you have an unused Twitch Prime.
You have an unused Twitch Prime, it flags you in the system and puts you to the
back on. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. They were just set in stone long ago.
They were set in stone long ago. Okay, maybe I won't even get in either. I might not get in either.
I think I'm going to be there.
Mr. Gunn Gaur, Hypershot, Chaos,
Feferin, Soapley, thank you guys.
Thank you, UT Striker.
Oh, see, no, see, I have the Prime.
The Prime Q access, the Priority Qs.
The Super VIP.
This is true.
Close section at the club, Qs.
like me
and
you guys wish you had it like me
fucking segment shit dude
these are expensive
I don't think those would be so expensive
5,000 dollar GPU, I mean that's going to be real soon, that's going to be real shit soon.
Honestly dude, fuck it let's use the G36.
Why the fuck not?
Like this? Prime sub?
Just like that, bro.
Exactly like that.
Exactly like that.
Which one's the best? Is it this one? The IDZ?
I buy this.
62, 61.
54, 64.
65, 64.
65, 64.
65, 64.
65, 64.
My barrel
Okay, I'll change the barrel on this. Oh you can
Holy fuck that was expensive this thing better be good probably ass
Probably terrible
boom
The Urga was so bad
It's a trash, man, it's a trash, it's a trash.
I've used Trash before.
I've used Trash before.
Fucking ugly.
Fucking ugly god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's ugly.
Oh my god.
I
Roll ugly g36 one have a g36
have one actually have two g36's
of
the
price of the
surprise surprise surprise
surprise
Oh
What a thought
Waps lap, thank you for the five gifted. No, no, no real HKG 36
K and a C king of TK. Thank you for the sub lap. Thank you very very much brother. Thank you so much, man
Tom you built shit
None of that shit
Three years let's go let's go shadow. Thank you, brother
What the hell is going on?
You
Really they're changing taxing on gambling what's happening now
I'm 16 with a 203. I had a 203 before.
They're capping gambling, lost deductions at 90% of winnings.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh, I have to go over here for the, uh, the, the, the thing, for the two things.
I don't even know. I didn't even know that you could claim losses on gambling.
I didn't even know I didn't even know that you could claim losses on gambling.
it makes because if you say you gamble
I'd say you lose 1500 bucks and then you win 2000 you really only made 1500 bucks
you shouldn't pay tax out of 2000
right like
Is there just one crate here guys?
Is there just one crate?
That makes sense to me.
I guess this would be.
So say you lost $1,000 and then won $1,000, you have to pay tax on $100 of winnings under
this change.
Because you can only claim the 90% of loss.
Stupid.
You can tax on profit.
They're apparently just a bill they're doing where you can you get taxed on 10% of the profit
Or like no not 10% of the profit, but your losses you can only claim 90% so if you lose a thousand when a thousand you get taxed on a hundred dollars
Yeah, so if you break even, you still pay tax, basically.
Ah, man, just don't pay.
You just don't pay tax.
Fuck it.
I'll get
I'm afraid here.
I'm not here.
Hey, you're alive!
This is our spot!
Who the fuck is this guy about?
No, he's not.
Okay, two crates.
of
crates
What?
War crates.
War crates.
You mentioned you up and coming gamblers.
they just want more money these are money how can we take more of your money
hmm how can we do it we must fund the more daycares how can we take more
money from you
What scheme can we come up with next?
Iwanda.
Iwanda.
This country needs more leering centers.
I need more leering centers.
that's
Oh, folks.
Those are 30K.
All right.
More chassis.
Another next building.
the quality leering center for kids who don't read so good
Johnson on the side we want to see on the side on the right side please is
the right side no that's the left side
at the right side
oh you don't sucks don't talk shit about my gun sensitive okay
it's sensitive buy it now
you have masks
reports him that video was bullshit
there is definitely fraudulent
a lot of fraud going on with these daycare centers
I mean maybe if I'm sure there are some legit ones but they're definitely a lot
of illegitimate ones
no doubt
there's no doubt
people haven't registered to like their houses and shit it's crazy
It's crazy.
Oh, that doesn't work. Yeah. First, that doesn't work.
They were already being... like, they said years ago, they were already open investigations against a lot of those things, allegedly.
I mean, you see the video that one girl she was reading the thing and she was like fraud
is really bad and then she like choked up and couldn't speak anymore did you get
you didn't see that video that should tell you all you need to know that one
video
like
okay
I like to mark all these other things.
Oops, forgot about the boxes.
Plant.
Plant.
Plant.
Let's see other boxes, I have two more. Which one did I miss?
The one outside but there's another one.
Oh, it's the barrels, it's the fucking barrels in here, it's not boxes in here, barrels.
I have a nice garden, I'm done with the planting, I am, I'm planting tulips, that's like tulips.
on this. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what
I can do.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
or to Liza's or to Liza's ship and tracking her shipment list is this the
key don't need the key for this
How come the estimated price for these is always so low when you go to Quicksilow?
It always says like 8,000, but they're really 50K.
I'm going to do.
I go.
Guys, everyone off today.
One's off today, right?
Somebody's working today.
yesterday's on the guys at work and then back tomorrow
Back to work tomorrow
I'm working
Work. I'm working. Working. Working. That's one way to describe it.
This is my daycare, you think I get funding for my daycare?
This is daycare.
Agreed.
This is definitely daycare.
Listen to me, I'm getting done.
Save me from the dawn.
So lore behind rat poison, lots of rats in the game and we need to kill them.
What do you kill rats with?
Rat poison.
Very, very toxic to them.
You see dream like I've never seen them, but yeah, well, tickets are probably cheap
Probably really small show. It's probably a good time
Can't imagine it more than like 200 people or so in the room
you.
Belvedere. Thank you. RT. Thank
you. And with subs guys.
the red.
Let me.
So so hot in my room
Oh my god the Trellapark spawn of Doom. Why do they do this to me? They curse me this way.
Why do they curse me like this? I do not want to see us succeed.
I do not want us to succeed.
I see our fog cover, which is pretty good, with the cover of the fog to guide us.
I work on just questing, just doing quests, leveling up, chilling, having a good time.
Not like rushing through shit, just going in questing, killing people, grabbing loot,
doing that thing.
Max traders is I guess the goal right now.
I need him by the way.
I knated that guy.
I don't remember having three grenadier kills.
This is my sick grenade, man!
I wonder how you know where to throw that one.
What a fucking excellent grenade you have.
That's...
Wow.
Really good awareness, my friend.
really good awareness
Narcos! Thank you for the raid!
Thank you, Narcos!
He heard me, yeah, with his setup quests.
He's wearing GSSH or fucking the Tep headset in the evening.
You hear me fucking crouch walking?
Then it sounded like I made it that other guy.
I didn't kill them from up here.
It closed all of us up, dead fuck.
I might have gone to company key.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
I
Who can go approaching?
Who the fuck are they?
They're not coming this way.
Confused.
Are they not just walking this way?
this way.
shit stop now than chat us on fire we actually need you this time
oh wl subl you l subl you l subl you l subl you l subl you l subl you l subl
a few shorty, what?
and
where the fuck did they go what's going on?
we'll have to band who needs to get banned cut it out you're getting banned
cut it out
Okay, I don't know how these guys want.
Document? Where's this document that I need?
That's not it, like...
That's some shit.
No, that's not it, but that's going to be our extra out of here.
I ran back over to see if I could kill that guy with the MCX.
Who's this shit at? It looks like an intel folder, right?
Yes.
It's not an intel, it's a quest item, it's not a real intel, nothing spawns in that
It's a company director company director
What the fuck, scab?
Dude, okay, they 100% change something with how the AI moves and shit.
They do the weirdest, like, side to side, up and down, like, they slide across the
ground.
It's so weird now.
There's so much weird, scab, behaviors.
Yeah, there you go, like, some boogie in there stuff.
A bit of boogie.
I would be holding an angle at a door and they'll just, like, fucking slide through the door.
They'll, like, slide through the door and then, like, turn down immediately.
It's so awkward.
Fuck, I got him.
You should be able to clap our cheeks in cross game, but Nikito is a cop.
I clapped our cheeks.
Have you set up yet?
I did.
Thank God that shit was ass.
It did do setup.
These last few things, and let's get out of here.
turn on our quest we're gonna have to come back gonna have to come back
I'm not blue type.
Give me that blue type, man.
Hey man.
Hey, no, I can't turn around and loot stuff anymore.
Sodium.
I just teach Saturday. Not too long ago, but I've played a sh- I mean, I've been playing like 13 plus hours a day since then, so
You gotta put that into perspective when you look at my progression, right?
I'm playing a fuck ton every day.
I don't have it, though.
code excellent day we are we are leaving we are leaving
How tough are you?
A nails for breakfast.
Welcome to Tony's pizzeria.
How tough are you?
My back in the iron paradise. No, I need to a little bit more on drops left to go and then I'll be back, but
They're in these these drops things. It's a fucking not really feasible
I think it's a good idea to buy a new one, but I don't think it's a good idea to buy
a new one.
Happy New Year gang member.
Happy New Year.
What shot you on would you purchase if you were to buy one personally?
Looking for one myself and then gathering opinions.
Um.
I have a gen 12 there are a lot of money but they're pretty fucking sick
but he's sick oh my shit's coked
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
It's working now.
and I sell my items game
till you let me
I have to plant the Wi-Fi camera here. Let me do that. Whose quest is this?
Closer to the people. This is just, this one's just in the lockers, right? Closer to the people talk of.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
and
and
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have to go back.
Oh, we're good.
Happy New Year.
We're good.
I have the sixth sense.
What am I?
Okay, we have to go to the factory and then to the boat extract.
And I think we also do need to kill players in boards, too.
I don't think this is really a gun to do.
I only have MA-55 ammo.
Yeah, it does. It really does. You have no good ammo options in anything that's like
kind of decent. You can only buy a tiny, tiny bit at a time so it kind of doesn't really
matter. I get a lot of 545 from just bosses and binding it. 545 is your best option basically.
This is Michelle, speaking of bosses.
The fuck did you come from?
I know, no boss.
i'll do like it will
footsteps and stuff usually here a lot of
you're a lot of footsteps and whatnot here it's the boss
or them just like pivoting in place
it was just Santa though
Hmm.
Just a Santa.
Just a bounce.
I can't find lower half masks anywhere.
Where do I find them?
The green crates, maybe?
I don't really search those.
Do I find them in green crates?
I'm not finding the duffel bag, I mean I've searched a lot of duffel bags.
I don't have more on this gun.
No, I don't really do Yager stashes.
Raiders.
Okay.
Yeah, Raiders might have them.
They didn't give the Raiders Christmas shit, huh?
of
this is a bucket
I'm going to get it.
There's this little buck. Why do I always have trouble finding it?
Yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah.
I'm going to put the camera down.
We'll loot in here.
okay
It should have been a headshot dude
Good
A lot of them I really should just leave let's just leave it's a smart thing to do. There's like fucking four of them
And they're probably not gonna push me
You know I saw that up there and I was like that kind of looks like a guy and it was a guy
I was like that kind of looks like a head
No, I was there were there's just a random fucking dude as a random ass guy
Also the g36 the height over boron it is ass
It's so bad. I literally missed that kill cuz height over bore. I think I aimed right at his head and I hit him in the
and like the throat or the chest or something
not good
got no good
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
long time watcher second month three sub GGs happy new year GGs GGs all right
on second death today not too bad
you go back and get that book
any of you play in this game
less than three
X pizza
of
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
HK build even though the HK isn't a very good little Hitchke.
Thousand, what a steal.
What a steal.
I think I'll get there here.
Oh, my God.
Can you put that NL hand guard on the snow?
The dog!
I mean, this is kind of dripping 330 that oh my god, what is wrong?
Why is it? It's because that's a suppressor. Let's do an ASR. Jesus Christ.
Still the Ranger guy. Now, does not, this gun does not warrant this price tag.
I bet you it builds ass too, but it's so bad.
Jeff, thank you very, very much, man.
Thank you, brother.
it's bad
This is so bad the HK is dead
That thing is dead man. What a shit gun. What a shit gun now.
That thing is so dead.
There is no reason to run that gun right now.
and
You
Very nice, very very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice.
Very, very nice.
HK, HK.
dead gun
HK dead gun
Good evening, good evening
Good evening
Okay, HK sucks now. Bad recoil, bad ergo, just everything, just bad. The NL is better
in every way. The M4 is so much better recoil and ergo. HK is fucked, um. No one uses, I
you never you never see anyone use it right if it was good people would use it
five months it sucks is why m4 is still good but the nl is just better so there's there's no reason
to use there's no reason you're using m4 over the nl unless there's just ammo like which is why
I'm using right now.
Yeah, I'm in a situation.
I guess the the mod one, yeah the model one is good.
It's better than the m4.
25 it sucks now. I feel like I've been nerfed the hell out of the S1 25.
That's S1 25 no good. I mean it's fine but the other DMRs are better. I think the G28 is way better
than the RSAS.
that's our 25 feels stupid and accurate this way like stupid you aim at a guy and the bullet
goes whoop off to the right catches the wind
That was shit. My ABI team is
me, Sheave, Trey, and Big Jake.
Okay. Okay. I think it was a
good-ass team, but we got a
good team. It's not for a while.
Not for a while. I mean,
some other sweaty ass teams in there but that's a good team. Be better than my last team.
My last team was rough bro. Oh my god my last team was rough.
Hotch and Summit on the same team. Oh God. Oh God, man.
We actually ended up doing pretty well though. It was just a really rough start.
Oh my camera is right here.
My camera is right here.
Oh, convenient.
Oh, convenient.
Convenience.
Convenience.
Hmm.
Oh, let's go.
Grab my little book.
This fog is crazy.
The other camera at the point is the Woods one.
I don't think I planted that yet.
I'm not sure.
That's a lot of shit.
No way am I seeing anything out there?
I'm not the lights guys.
The light switch.
a light switch. Oh I can be more hidden in the room. It's a darkness. Oh my god a half
mask. Oh my god. Oh my god.
As you're in tape.
Enemy combatant firing, three o'clock.
They are in the crack house, I repeat. They are in the crack house.
Fun 10 key, that shit always fucking spawns there.
I do really want some out of the UV lamp.
The sky we just fucked up my whole...
Oh shit
Nobody
Oh, 4 key.
And pose.
I'm gonna get out of this right with this mask.
To be honest, I need this fucking thing.
Put the fuck out of here.
Scams.
And here's scams.
I hope so, oh, there's this mask.
It's kind of dangerous what I'm doing, to be honest, but it's going to work.
I'm out of here, right?
He's M16? What's the point? Oh, a burst fire? I think the other one's just a worse M4. Or
the same at best.
and
and
What's up, what's up from Spain? Thank you sayings. Thank you, bro
Do do do do
Rapper
Punisher
the people. Okay. I don't find any of the defibs, but I'll save them as I might. And sell power
or filters. All right, sec.
I
Was there worth shit
We're going to go plant the other camera on the woods.
Let me double check that this is the right map, yeah, woods, okay.
Anything else on woods while we are here?
I'm going to go with the whole woods.
Let's go to the woods.
I
And the NL is the the best gun. I think the best gun the game right now, you know, I think reps
I think absolutely reps
Two videos are lit as fuck. Thank you for watching them
I'm doing an after hours now those will return after drops
D gen gambas streams will be after drops are over again you put them on hold
But those on hold
The D gen streams man we're good run so far so far with a good run
Oh my god army man, hello dude
You're a dude. 25 gifted subs happy new year brother. Thank you so much.
How are you? Thank you so much brother. Packed the cat. Thank you for the five months.
Thank you.
How much do I spend on a pet at the vet?
Honestly a lot. I had a big vet bill like a couple months ago.
Well actually well no because I have insurance so most of it got reimbursed actually but not that much
I have insurance they covered several thousand dollars of it
Yeah, I think it went from like it went from like six grand to 1500 out of pocket
It's about 1000. Yeah, it was like a $6,000 fucking vet bill. I ended up paying
I think I think it was like 15 or 15 or 1600 by the end of it after insurance
I continue to run ground zero for peacekeeping mission and shoot the born
This map is straight up fucking aids and I want to punt Nikita in the scroll
Suggesting this idea for this map, right? That's all right. Great day fuck this map
Happy new year was it for?
Well, it ended up being, it was two x-rays, two ultrasounds, two overnight stays.
Let's see, what do you call the medicine that makes you shit?
I can't think of the name of it.
The medicine that makes you shit.
Bunch of stuff blood tests
Blood tests a lot of stuff all that for my cat to take a shit and poop out what he ate
All that and all he needed to do is take a shit
All I had to do
That's a few hundred in Australia. There's no way to x-rays to ultrasounds blood tests
overnight stays a pet hospital. That's not a few hundred dollars. There's no way. Unless
you have socialized vet health care as well, which I don't think you do. There's no shot.
There's no way that's cheaper anywhere unless it's like fucking Mexico or something maybe.
There's no shot.
Transcrumbered my insurance so insurance that you pay for I'm confused.
There's no world in which that's several hundred dollars anywhere.
It's just that's literally impossible.
An ultrasound technician alone is like $200 an hour probably.
There's no it's not.
What are we even talking about?
You get ultrasounds for free, for your pets, you get free ultrasounds?
That doesn't sound right.
That doesn't sound right.
There's no, no, you don't.
The world is free animal care.
That's what I'm saying.
Everyone's, this is all made up.
three days and have surgery, costed them $400.
Yeah, well, insurance.
The insurance front is probably several thousand,
what I'm saying, dude.
There's no free vet care.
And there's no world in which staying,
and if you're paying out of pocket,
it's several hundred dollars without insurance
to have that done.
It's not... it's impossible.
of the
the
and
saw the other guy but I heard someone go prone that sounded
This guy was fucking... wait, that's a... no, that's a scab.
I heard the guy go pro and sounded really close.
I don't look that guy, he looks fucking stacked, but it's not gonna happen, I don't think.
Don't think so.
No, just get out of here.
Lock him.
Lock him.
I just died
Find a half masks duffle bags that's where I've been finding all of them just duffle bags
Thanks, bro heem
Thank you.
And several new weapon crates. I'm gonna start looking at looking at those. I never look at them
I never look at them and these half masks. I didn't think they would take this long to find but boy are they
Shummin.
Shummin. Oh, God, I'm gonna chum.
What is it, 22 to what? 22 to 10 on interchange.
Not 22, well, it is to 10.
Shall we go chum?
Shall we chum now or chum later?
Let's go chumming.
Shumming at the chum bucket.
How many fucking kills do you need for this quest?
Five.
Five kills.
Just five.
Just five.
I
Five five six FMJ worth it. I mean you have to shoot them in the head
I'm using I think I may five five is better because it still has a good bit of damage and it does have enough pen for level three
So people neck armor you'll throw a shot or you'll pen like the face masks and whatnot I
Wouldn't use FMJ unless it's literally all you have
If that's all you got, then yeah.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, back to interchange, I fucking hate this map.
I want to get these five kills done as fast as possible
Animated version of traders gross in their avatar
Yes, she's good at a lot of things visually. They are not good at animating
like models for
Ketalking characters
They're not good at that. The traders look like shit.
They do a lot of things very well. That is not one of them.
They look like Tim Burton characters.
Come on now, let me in my riiight!
and
of the
of the
R for a piece of f***ing...
Damn, lag for a second, I thought it would kill him.
No fucking standing spawns to better than I can.
Oh, nice burger.
Holiday burger deals.
I have not finished Shooterborne yet, no, we have a few more maps to go, I've done
like half of it.
I have to do White House, Ground Zero, Streets, and I think one more kill on the reserve.
Not really looking forward to that.
What the fuck is this guy doing here?
That count for Chummin?
Was that a Chum?
Oh my god, we chummed them.
Yes.
Man's got chummed.
Oh my god, he's chumming.
I hear the pitter-patter of little footsteps.
Bam.
Somebody's running back there.
All right, chat, chill out, start banning people, actually, not after.
Uh.
Hmm.
Sorry.
There's somebody in trouble.
Somebody in trouble.
man what is that dude thank you so much for the 10 gifted brother thank you brother thank you
better better better better much you don't have to hit tab anymore to plan stuff like that but
I've been playing this game for eight years hitting tab every time I plan something it's
It's just like ingrained in my memory to the head tab.
The fucking college corner!
Corner thing for the five gifted.
Thank you corner.
Make the chum some more, man.
Define five people to chum, four people to chum.
Here we go under the jello.
That's out front.
the fuck
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Quiet fucking raid.
Fuck.
We're about to lag, audio's gone, boom, and we're back.
Pick a peek up.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
I'll see you, buddy.
Remember the shots for them.
Nothing? Nothing.
Nothing.
the
Emmer-com I believe?
Yes.
Emmer-com, Emmer-com, Emmer-com.
Well, I'm dead right now, I'm going to check my servers after this one and see what we're
got it brother it's literally January 1st New Year's you don't have better things to
do than that come on that's sad it's sad bro actually pity you miserable miserable
people man.
Man, I have himself.
Ah man.
Some people aren't disciplined.
Mommy's in the other room taking pictures of her butthole for only fans.
They're not paying attention to the kids.
They go on the internet and say stupid things.
What happens?
No father figure and a mother who starfishes, you know, on the fucking, on a fucking Reddit page and Twitter.
Rough.
It's rough out there.
Hard out there, man!
Where can you find that?
Reddit and Twitter?
For $1.99 a month, dude.
$1.99 you can see his mom's butthole.
I'm shocked.
Crazy.
McFlurry?
Are you with a baron?
Less than a McChicken.
Less than a fucking McChicken.
329.
Like 329?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Don't say hi.
Can't I read?
Fine.
Okay, so we can't really do chumming. Let's go chum. Let's go chum on
Customs and so we can go back to any change for the chumming time
Why can I buy the last enough leave what the hell is this man?
I'm sorry, I forgot my food, hold on a minute.
You
What do you think he keeps looking at to the left my radar dude my radar
Oh
And inflation of McChickens
Inflation of McChickens
I saw Ronaldo won a bunch of money. I mean, is it that crazy for prediction? Don't they always do that?
I thought they always do that
I mean, oh, good chumming swan.
What a nice spot to chum.
Welcome to the chum bucket.
Here's my whole clank of wife Karen.
We've got enemy tangrows inside of the umpires, our people.
I
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
how does that name not fucking kill him?
I threw that name on top of him.
I want you to kill him.
He's got a vector.
I fucking heard.
Somebody like jump in.
This guy's just holding right here.
It's so hard to do this.
That's where he what the fuck when did he get there what the shit what is that what
the
I don't make no sense to me I don't make no sense to me
I
Wow
of
I need more nades next time for that.
Bring more fuck it.
again I guess it's actually really solid it's been pretty good just a little bit
expensive
that's 80k oh my god
single moms have the best snacks
That's true. That's true. Thank
you, nasty. Thank you.
Catastrophe. Catastrophe.
1000 bitties. Thank you guys.
Less than three.
All righty, I'm gonna run the bathroom, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
All right, who's banning, who am I banning, why are people, why are people, who am I
Adam who said that? Who is it?
Thought of.
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. I'll never understand the mentality of some people that makes no sense to me.
Some people just freaks, honestly, some people just freaks, and you're forced to live amongst them.
The scariest thing is that they can vote, the scariest thing is that they steal my oxygen.
The air that I could be breathing is consumed by them and wasted.
I think I'm going to go back to the room and see what's going on here, but I don't
know.
Spooky night time.
Spooky night time.
Where's my frame, right?
Blaster!
Thank you, Blaster, for the five gift and thank you so much, Doug.
got his ass
can go down
7 and 40
all right cut it out guys I'm sorry just legit just fucking scorched earth
banning everyone cut it out I don't care who's starting it if you're saying dumb
if I see you saying dumb shit in the chat you're getting banned parma no
questions no we do no second life nothing
I will rain down and I'm godly fucking firestorm pond your ass. I will massacre you
I'm talking scorched earth motherfucker
I can't wear a fleece and a fucking death shadow at the same time.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck is that?
Who the fuck?
What?
What are we saying, man?
I have the mirror every morning in the shower actually.
Let me tangle and balance chat.
Argonaut eliminated.
Wounded.
Just wounded.
Listen here, flaming dragon.
Fuck-faced.
Oh
We slept on traffic thunder is not slept on
one. And Smurf, no, but that's like a normal amount for a few workout.
I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit you're trying to play here, buddy, but Asia
Territory is mine.
Russia Territory is mine.
We don't negotiate with terrorists, but we do not.
Most definitely do not.
Jack it down there.
Is he on second floor left side?
Come on, come on, you're good, you're good.
got him. The old was tricking the buck. The old shoot a million bullets at the wall while
you walk up and then swing with a pre-fire and instantly shoot him in the face. Nah dude
that's just in, that's dorms 101 right there. That's fucking dorms 101 brother. Alright
All right my man, all right I gotta go down this way.
It was either you and me, and I chose me.
I chose you.
I need up.
I need that
Let's go show let's do it
Ah, green tea is all right.
Oh, green tea is nice.
I like green tea.
I love it.
I like, I'd say cold green tea is better than hot green tea.
I don't really like hot drinks.
Sweet tea?
Obsessed.
Obsessed and sweet tea.
Obsessed.
I just a car is here.
The car is here.
I'm not going to be able to
all righty
what's going on chat are we still going crazy what is happening
why is everyone why is everyone freaky today
I'm like, can I wear the green one?
You can wear the green one with the Death Shadow
but not the tan one, that makes sense.
And my game's broken.
We keep the plates because I'm limited on them and they're the lightweight plates.
They're the lightweight ones.
I don't know.
We're going to plant it all the chums.
Okay, let me get a but we should get a scope for any change. We got to go to any change
at night and get the kills.
I like the mini F1. It's cute. I don't like the mini F1.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
All right.
Oh
We
Let me in let me let me in
I just don't out so hard holy shit
Mm-mm
I have anything on the sevens.
Um, okay, let me see.
I do test drive part two laser and head fire don't even try to aim him with that shit.
It's terrible.
I need four kills on interchange, sorry about that guy, I'm trying to reschedule something.
oh
Tim timely shark. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you shark now for you honestly maybe i shit
Fuckin scab I look like a player
I got one. Fucking.
Heck, they went upstairs.
Maybe kill this guy upstairs.
Maybe I should have went on a metal staircase instead, this is going to take a long time
with this flank.
Got a little sky back here.
I don't know where he was there.
It's South Burgers with cherry pepper, I only am fed to act upon.
burgers with cherry. I actually never had elk. I'm assuming it tastes kind of beefy, right?
Is it really lean, like really really lean?
There's a buffalo. There's a basin.
That'd be somewhat similar to basin, right?
Oh, not like basin?
All right.
All right.
I can't find anyone.
Go under.
It's just silence.
it's just silence let's go might thank you maybe the inside the malls is not the
play for PMC kills the good stuff to do the outskirts
I can't fucking flair extract or something.
I don't know.
I heard a bunch of gunshots, but I think everyone's just glazing through the map.
Maybe change servers real quick
Oh
Oh
Check my service real quick.
I'm on auto.
Okay, we're going back.
We're going back. I'm the chum.
Maybe try a little outside excursion.
A little outside. Are the plants real?
Fuck no, dude. Are the plants real?
Got water and plants?
and
and
I'm going to do another lab for XP after doing dailies, kill Caban and do transits over
it over so it multiplies them transits give you like double triple XP when you
transit and extract so if you go to kill a boss and transit like twice it's a lot
XP
I
Order
I don't want to remember to do it and then they die.
I don't get any fucking sunlight.
Where's the sunlight that these plants are going to get?
Plants need sunlight. They ain't got any in here.
Thank you, Axia. I have three Vaseline's so I can be slippery.
I'm trying to be slippery.
Okay.
So, up and alive, Russ.
Copy.
Ever met Nikita?
I did once at TwitchCon.
One time.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm going to be a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
I see you.
There you go.
There you go.
What the fuck did he go?
Looks like we're on the hunt now.
We've just headed to this camp over here.
of
Tango Tango Tango Tango Tango
Tango, tango, tango.
Oh, no, no, no, no, fat finger!
Dude, how did I not headshot that guy? He must have had a helmet on.
He must have had a helmet. I shot that straight in the fucking face.
Whack.
Did that stupid get mask on from arena?
Hey, what up? What do you want to do? What do you want to do?
My god, that's too much of them.
of
of
If you see maybe.
No, I didn't hit him in the head, what the fuck, really?
Damn.
attack 30 at night he's glad I'm just fucking on
I've been hearing so many things moving here.
Or Santa
Is that just Santa
Rip
Oh my goodness, thank you for the huge raid welcome everybody welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you as always welcome guys
How we doing? Let's go. We just murdered Santa Claus
You've ruined Christmas
And across is dead
That's delayed way was delayed
The Twitch delay right now?
Oh, the alert?
It's probably because of the fucking, the fatty raider count.
Milk.
Nice.
Milk.
Nice milk.
Santa got had us by M.A.
Back problems? No. Get a good chair, good posture, and also I mean working out helps
with like back problems and preventing back problems.
muscles helps with better posture.
working out can wreck your shit if you work out like a dumbass. I like that shit
that's right. That's how you do it.
Or if a freak accident happens.
of
that's good reset, I'm heavy as hell. Reset, dump all that ammo.
Jeff, thank you for 15 hundred videos.
Thank you very, very much, Jeff.
Thank you, sir.
You as well, my man.
I guess that's what I'm doing. I'm dying.
Because that's what I'm doing.
Why didn't I go the right way from the beginning? I could have just extracted it at the code.
and stupid
on down
on down
you know i fucking hate this map
i hate this map and
hate it
and
and
I really thought that I'm a kind of love those
And that's the end of the video.
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
I
Just saved this build
Why haven't I just saved this by now, but they keep building
tree thank you for the tier 2 sub thank you tree
many things to put on my gun so many things so many things was the moped
and
three
are 1216 inch I guess I don't know
again this is the SPR suppressor
I don't know if this one's actually any good.
How have I lost the money today?
What the f...
I guess I bought USD.
I don't understand how I've lost the money.
I'll make no sense to me.
and
and
I could have missed it.
Is it even the right time still? It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.
of
the
I
Know 14 5 hand guard it's like 90k to buy on the flea it's not worth it
This one is like almost identical stats and it's like 30k
I've done it really matters, but
It's like basically the same fucking thing
Hmm.
Hmm.
And I'm a broken man.
I
Listen to dark divine, I don't think so dark divine
What suppressors is the SPR mark 12 SP or AM 5, I think it's good. I actually don't know. I
Don't know be fun
like Bill Murray yeah they're cool. Bill Murray's real good.
Here we got some fun stuff.
I'll try the Model 1. It's good. It's all kind of the same though. Honestly, I feel like
guns don't even make that much of a difference in this game anymore. Most of them are just kind of
lowish recoil and you just shoot people in the head and they die.
Like there's not too much, like it was just an AR with decent recoil like they're all more or less
the same at this point. Like SMGs sure because then you have bullet velocity into play and
and bullet velocity makes it harder to hit headshots,
but anything with decent bullet velocity,
like, and like a, you know,
seven to 800 rounds per minute fire rate is gonna slap.
I
and
and
I'm more important is that you're up to get out of having a good sight of the scope of the boot of razor over anything
You
m1a 50 rounder days I see that shorty m1a with the 50 round drum you see so good
that guy used to be amazing
Let's see if he's in that gun.
Oh my god, he was that close?
I thought he was so much further.
Holy shi- I thought he was so much fucking further
Also, fuck this site the site ain't it the site ain't it ain't it
I thought he was so much further
Oh my god
It's my head count
hit count five I didn't hit him I didn't hit him in the head so I'm out
I thought I was aiming right this head
it's hit count five because one of them like went through his arm and hit him
twice. I hit every shot. I fired four times four bullets hit one of them went
through his arm and then hit him in the chest or something.
This is going fucking great.
I love interchange right now.
I get for sprinting, I'm not touching my shift key again.
Not touching that again.
That's a big no-no.
That is a big no-no.
Oh, what do I have?
I have an MDR.
Oh, I'm fucking on an MDR.
DR.
This quest is getting on my nerves.
you
The longest shumming I've ever done the longest shumming holy for something I've been buying is so expensive
And have some bullshit to sell right
So I don't even know what I need I don't need cords
spark plugs and that
I'm gonna have so much random junk in here
and
A bunch of nonsense in here.
A bunch of nonsense.
A thousand.
I think that's it.
Classic. Thank you for the 10
gifted. Happy new year.
Thank you very, very much
Classic. Appreciate it, brother.
I need like three I think I've only got two fucking nighttime kills somehow
I
Did I saw how about the guy to two holy fuck this map is gonna drive me insane I
Think I just like I don't even know what I do just walk everywhere and just wait to hear someone I
Guess that's the plan no sprint zone
Absolute zero sprint thing loot shit and we'll just kill people along the way
I think that's the plan
I was like not dying at all I just keep getting one tap by shit.
kills have to be between 22 and 10, which I think it's still the right time.
Maybe it's not. Is it not 22 and 10? I actually didn't even check.
It's 1730. Oh, I didn't, did I really? Well, I won't count anyway.
I guess we're just playing interchange. We're just playing interchange for the hell of it
I'll be sweet
I was just not, um, I was not, not out.
out. How is that even possible? Well, I don't have to rip. You probably will cause the servers
the shutdown before.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
I don't have it, okay.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Well, we let's go let's go to the new camp
Make this a quick quick one I don't have anything to do here right now Lou here and dip come back
For IRL stuff this year probably
Like on stream?
I don't have anything planned, but yeah, probably.
I hope so.
I have a corpse there
Yeah, that's gonna be a scar
It's got to be a scabby turn around so fast when I shut up.
I think there's a gun shot up here.
Oh, that's a lot of shooting. Holy fuck.
Rokwatero!
Did I say that? Rokwatero.
Okay, for the 10 gifted subs.
Wait, I said that right? Thank you so much, man.
Thank you, brother.
Whiskey.
That's whiskey.
Let's go get...
I'm Luke.
I shouldn't have need that.
That's one.
Tracer ammo.
Someone's flaring?
I was... they're doing the firework.
Okay, well...
Okay.
Is only a scam.
Jake, thank you for the raid.
Thank you and I broke a tarot.
Thank you so much again, man.
Thank you for all the subs, bro.
There, nothing there, nothing there.
Nothing anywhere.
There, nothing there, nothing there, nothing anywhere.
Just get out of here so I can work on shumming.
Honestly, where I spawn, you just run up here and loot and then leave, and it's kind of fucked.
Kind of fucked that you can just do that.
You just spawn in, I run, and then grab a bunch of shit, and then you're out.
It's wild.
you
We have to go chum again.
We have to chum again.
Um, it's gonna, okay, it's gonna be, we have to wait, I'm gonna, we're gonna go do the other chains on woods, and then we'll come back because otherwise, we're gonna run out of time in the raid.
It used to be 22 to 10, it's already seven something.
is this a it's for a class cold start Oswe
I'm dead already
okay gold chains gold chains gold
one two three
Let's do it.
I need a solo experience in the game.
I mean, labyrinth should be solo, yeah, I agree.
Or duo.
Well, no, not even, because there's only five spawns.
They should have made it.
players max size duo or just solo only
for labyrinth
you're with the new rail yep 16 inch barrel and the long rail it's it's okay
it's better than it used to be but but not by much not by much at all
the
way
to lose yourself in the absence
What is this guy?
What is with the skitso chatters today?
Why are we skitso today?
the
I mean, can we see thing one thing too?
I'm not sure what to do.
Any moment now.
Any moment now.
I'm just crazy from the holidays.
Well, being with like relatives, just drive to crazy.
Hagger with relatives, in-laws, too much.
Lose your bun.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
Yeah, let me in.
Let me in.
I just see that.
I'm just thinking about.
that lm l
now lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm lm
well
I gotta get to the bunkhouse.
of
I need the respirator, the respirator is still worth money I think, I will need it for decontamination
service.
60 months my man, bless them three.
There's a guard.
There's Sturman actual.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
of
the
death
of
I
Think that name got him
Don't think that got him
You're a full auto. Yeah, but it kind of sucks full auto unless you're like right up in someone's face. It's not that good
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Traveled with a cold one before we go.
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
Half mask!
and in factory mark he on streets yes in the factory area on streets next to the
the cinema. It's called a cinema.
Some cultists, customs, check outside of the mechanic shop, the mechanic shop, stronghold,
stronghold and then inside of the other factory. I call it Panda and I don't know what other people call it.
Just keep running that and eventually you'll see him.
You gotta do customs. I mean you don't have to do customs.
What if you do woods or shoreline, I feel you out of your mind.
Let's get some soul.
Thank you for the 10 gifted and thank you very, very, very, very much.
Thank you.
And can you?
Echo top, my tears.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
All right, let's see if it's the right time zone to chum.
Is it the right time to chit-
Oh, it's not chumming time, you know, guys.
What the fuck do we do?
It's not chumming time.
What do we have, like, seven more minutes before we could chum?
Wait, where are my wires?
finish this up. We could do a quick factor or something.
Okay, what else do we have?
Next part one, some amendment, okay, neutralize tegela.
We'll be trying to count tegela real quick.
you
We'll go together real quick and we'll hold quick in and out on factory.
You
All right, let's go kill my brother by the river back
you
you
you
I have to shoot in the green extract flair you did something wrong either fucked up the
flair you like if it's uncut if you run out of the pathway that you'll still kill you
coal is a monkey egg
of
of
the
death
of
here.
Nothing to go here.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I don't think he's here.
That's not Vaze, he's Grandma's Vaze.
Give me that.
I'm for chumming, it might be.
It's chumming time, guys.
That's got a civil war cannon.
Civil war cannon over there.
How the hell that is?
I think it's jumping time.
Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out.
I have a
a
a
Yeah.
little fluids before we chum
player
player, player, player, player, player
happy new year man
happy new year brother, thanks Carlisle, thank you
You.
One time.
The wrong time.
So used to just clicking the daytime.
We must go at night.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear you.
loading some tacos man should get me some tacos
you have tacos I close on good the taco sound good
tacos sound good
Happy new year, bro.
Byriette, thank you.
On brand the frozen frozen pizza is ass
That shit is never good. It's always ass
Never ever ever ever
There is no good frozen pizza. It's not even fucking pizza
It's Fugazi business right boom and business is booming brother
Business is a boom in brother
What are you thinking steak tacos
I'm thinking big tacos.
I
Come on. Come on. Let's go. I
need a chum. You can eat. I
must chum. Wow. Nachos. I
mean, nachos would be fire.
What is it like a good nacho?
The only bad thing about nachos is that sometimes they get soggy, and nobody likes soggy nachos.
That's why I like when the nacho dipping is usually on the side.
Yeah, like deconstructed exactly.
You fuck with soggy nachos? That's gross. You probably like soggy cereal then too.
Can't eat your protein 52 Bonbecloth chicken nuggets on the clock 52 52 nuggets
Oh, I'm jumping.
Nobody.
Yo, big dog, what's up?
here we go, what's up?
what's up?
oh no!
oh!
let's go out
52 nuggets
Let's get you nuggets.
I'm trying to guess. Texas Dish with Scrambled Eggs, Tortilla Strips and Chillies.
I'm gonna want that. That I wanna want.
Not for me. Not for me.
Not for me.
They said, Mick Ass at first as well, like, did you order the Mick Ass hole from McDonald's?
of
the
death of
Oh, I didn't see you there.
I heard a lot of names.
But under.
Holy shit dude, die.
Die please.
Good god, die.
This gun sucks ass dude.
I mean bro, I'm using fucking PCP ammo but it's still the recoil is fucking...
That's me where it is not good why people use this piece of shit
We need one more chum.
Chum.
We just need one more chum.
That's it.
I'm sure an opportunity is everything you ever wanted.
Happy New Year from here in the UK Tonions Chat.
wrap of Britain
Ocean
Happy New Year, Keep Slapping
Happy New Year, Bro
Shag
Oh
Shag
All right.
of
of
Maybe I should use the other gun
Okay, there's another guy
There's another guy in the back. What is this game dude? Why is there a guy back there still?
I can't believe I didn't kill that guy too, I suck.
Dude, this map is fucking AIDS.
This map sucks.
It is so fucking bad.
It's so bad.
I cannot stand this map anymore.
There's a great map, it's horrible.
It fucking sucks.
The spawns and the extracts are dog shit.
What do you mean?
The spawns are so fucking bad on this map.
map. They redone the map twice and they haven't changed his bonds. They've left the same
spawns on the extracts after two revisions of the map and they are horrible. They've gotten worse
over time, not better. That was garbage.
I finish Alice.
I'm actually glad we got rid of that MDR. The other thing was whoa whoa
is
so do some work
I'll see you tomorrow night.
All right, this is going to be better, although this side at night, I have a razor.
One more kill. One more kill and I'm fucking leaving. One more and then I'm leaving. Well,
I also realize I'm not been claiming any of my drops. That's good, catch, catch, catch.
catch. They claim all my drops. There's so many. Oh my god, I have so many.
I'm fucking. Oh my god, so many days of drops, unclames.
Oh my god
That's gonna be fucked up and that all hits when that all hits
It's auto claim.
Oh, I don't want auto claim it.
No, no, I don't want auto claim it.
Cause then they all go into my messages.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I mean, he's all gonna hit.
One more chum one more chum
One more chum
I want my drops
Give me my drops I think I just claim four days of drops
I
Think that was actually four days and drops
My stash is about to be look at like a Instagram models DMs in a second. It's just gonna be flooded
Fucking drop tsunami coming into my stash
I think it's a week they take to hit, or to expire.
I'm talking about a week.
Where are my damn tacos at?
It's probably only been like 15 minutes, but where the fuck are my tacos at?
Oh.
Oh, they'll be here momentarily, probably after this raid.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
and
and
I have no idea I
Would imagine so Russian Christmas is on the 6th, so I would imagine at least some time after
January 6
How much after content
Couldn't tell you
Waits for Christmas. Yes
Yes
But yes
Oh, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think that was the sixth.
Wasn't Christmas the seventh.
Was the sixth.
Wasn't that the sixth?
I thought it was.
I thought it was a year pepperoni got those sausages baked
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Three Kings day is on the 6th. What the fuck is three Kings day?
You're a king. I thought we like had a war over that
And we have a fucking war over that
Last I checked something about kings and tea and colonies and
the college educated yeah they teach you all about religion and engineering school my man yeah I
know all about three kings day that's what they teach engineers the guy who built the
airplane that you fly on yeah he took four fucking classes on religion in
college that was important to the airplane not blowing up in the fucking
sky
I haven't seen those all about three Kings Day and not anything useful like I
I don't know stress and dynamics
Wait, they didn't fucking teach you that
Bob, thanks for 1,500 biddies. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you very much
I mean, honestly, you ride with bone track record, maybe they do teach that
Maybe they do, they just, they build the thing and they just fucking pray that it doesn't
explode.
It does a fucking cycle for running up there like that.
of
the
Whoa!
Well, these guys are in motion.
Yeah, I don't know on the other side right there, and there's a guy in the steps in
here.
that's
that's sure
that's sure
bye bye
fuck out of this map man
fuck this place
just shummed all over that guy
i had no footsteps he was like
fucking creep walking all the time
doing a one two step
i love it
and new one two step
everybody one two step
we about to rat the raid
this map I fucking despise it's not I despise it
I despise it I mean it's not that bad it's just honestly the spawns and the extracts
are the worst can't stand the spawns and the extract on this one
They're horrible.
Like the inside of the mall is fine, the most part.
They did improve it, this swipe.
I also just had PTSD of this map because it used to be pitch black.
And when it was pitch black, it was legitimately the worst.
It was gross.
you know like yeah that's just like a bad core memory of this map
I'm gonna somehow sneak my way on out of here, without getting killed with the extract.
Is that possible?
I don't know.
A worse map, lighthouse.
Easily lighthouse.
Easily lighthouse.
Let's out a doubt.
Honestly, I think Labs, dude, probably Lighthouse and the Babs, I think Labs is a bad amount.
of the
allows to combat
allows us fun back in the day because it was just the PVP map it wasn't fun
because the map was good
uh... but they've also they've changed up like
One PvP in the game, so PvP in the game doesn't suit that style of map anymore and they fucked
all the loot and they added areas to the map that I think took away from it as well.
Like the whole Res Unit room I think was a bad, like not that the room is bad, the
area they put it in is bad.
They put these new rooms in bad areas on the map.
I should have put the mouseware in my opinion.
Well, like, LabFool isn't good because it was Labs.
It was good just because of the loot and the PvP,
and like everyone was going there trying to kill each other.
That's what made it fun.
I mean the map was equally, well not equally, it was still scuffed back then, like you used to just have people camping in like sector G room and stuff in red room and whatever.
Well that's connected us.
Zenyebani, Zenyebani, oh, the Russian bunny.
of
I do private club. Do you have to do no swiping for Kappa? I don't think you do, right?
Oh, I broke my game, Rhett.
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we'll do we'll handle that a minute. I'm gonna go grab my food and shit
On the end of dream
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
But they didn't even, I think they yawented.
I think I got yawent.
Why is this not fucking working?
I
Yeah, you want and now we're delayed
Why is this not working though it never happens to me
I
Fucking you want that
No, like the driver just like never brought it.
Like they did, they just like, you know, they take a picture, they took a picture inside
of their car and then just, there's no, there's, they never, they never brought it.
Thanks, dollar.
Thanks, dollar.
I'm going to refund my fuck out of it right now.
The fuck is wrong with people?
The first of the year that they're in this shit already.
I took well too.
Oh my god, he just went through the door.
Why do you take so many fucking bullets?
Yeah, yeah, shut the door first. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you want to do.
I got hit!
Yes, you did. Get ahead.
I just shit myself.
Same.
Must have been small and amazing. They probably were fucking good, but it just
just took them. Like what is wrong with people? Feed his family? Fuck that guy's family. I
fuck
Okay, man, this family
He's a base as hell. I mean if you fuck me, I'm not gonna I'm gonna fuck about you if you don't give fuck about me clearly
I didn't start it.
Think Dora the Explorer gives a fuck about Swiper? No.
Yo, fuck about no Swiper.
I have no audio, it's so weird.
That's high five A1s. That's good. High five A1s is good.
So weird. I don't know audio.
She's dead silent now. What the fuck is going on?
I
Was watching the stream well good if he's watching stream come back here and do some come back here and do some
Dairy come back my fucking tacos
Bring that ass back here
I
Do you how do you refund shit?
Yep, yep
The awarding it out I never have to do this
Why?
Arms back?
I'm gonna run my heels.
Mm-mm-mm.
Um...
Help.
Help.
Help.
Correct, and your address.
Redeliver items.
Sure.
try that
done
did we resolve your issue i don't know yet
i don't know you watch it's the same driver and they take more they take
they take more
did you imagine this is the same person well i'm gonna look i'm gonna look who
it is i'm gonna be fucking i'm gonna be
waiting there with binoculars fucking scoping it out night vision goggles on
thermal scopes I'll be fucking ready next time I'll see you I've leave a door
asking to get shit taken well I can prove that it was never brought I can
that they never brought it. No one's going to take it. No one's going to take it unless
it's the driver. It's definitely a driver. They just pulled up and took a picture in
a car and then said, oh yeah, it's there. Where's this wallet? I need to swallow it
That's the other building.
I do that shit all the time. I've never had that happen.
I've actually never had it happen.
This audio is so fucking awesome.
Wow.
What the fuck is it?
Oh, you wild it?
I'm the TV ah hiding spot a hiding spot I gotta leave these duffel bags for half masks
Thanks. Thank you, Scottish. Thanks, brother.
Happy new year. Have a good one.
My neighbor ate my five guys once.
Your neighbor? Oh, I would have...
My neighbor.
They'd be getting shit done to them every other day of the week if that was my neighbor.
I'd get them back ten times over.
They'd be finding... they'd be finding shit in the most random places, like under the
door handle on the driver's side of their car, hypothetically speaking, or like inside
of their mailbox or in their under their pillow in their bedroom
I report the other driver I don't know I just hit reorder
then would you like it reordered for no additional charge I should have gotten
Surely they refund the tip, right?
Oh, you're saying like the other person still gets the tip?
Wait, how does this work?
Surely they tip the other driver the same amount, right?
Surely, no?
Wait, it says zero dash or tip. Are you fucking kidding me? It doesn't tip the next guy?
It says subtotal, total, dash or tip, zero.
I
Don't I report the other person
Word actually takes care of it doesn't tip the next guy. I'm not I don't want to not tip the next guy
I don't know how this works.
I don't know how this works.
I don't know how this works.
Right, should I give them an angry message?
Should I chat with the last person?
I'm gonna ban me off the fucking app if I say what I wanna say.
They're gonna fucking ban me.
I'm gonna message a new guy and ask if he gets a tip.
I'll probably get banned.
I'm gonna say where's it at?
Probably eat it?
Probably.
There's nothing I respond.
Aye, Blyat!
Yeah, motherfuckers, dude, well, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
fuckers dude hopefully the next guy gets a tip I have no idea this works I feel bad I feel bad
bad.
I asked him a question and he just...
I don't know, I'ma just let it, I'ma just let it roll.
I'ma just let it roll.
Scary to piss off the first driver,
but I'll let them come back.
I wish this fucking bitch would.
I wish this bitch would, Kate, this bitch, Kate,
I wish she would come back.
I wish she would.
I
Well, right, I think fucking wish man fucking wish
Our mark, okay, well a carrot if someone steals your shit, that's not being Karen. Hold on. That's
That's why you went there.
No, that's not Karen, all right?
You're allowed to be mad at someone who yanks your stuff, man.
This next guy.
with the quad rail this next guy doesn't oh hell yeah good present good present how do I like can
you report the driver or something help it's something else ask your issue there we go
I'm not allowed to tell DoorDash don't give this scumbag a tip.
I'm not allowed to say that.
Is it going to get bad me?
unprofessional submit acceptable oh they'll give me credits but give me
$16 in credits. Hell yeah.
My credits.
Did we resolve the issue? I mean, I guess it's not really that I wanted credit.
I just wanted them to get fucked.
But I don't care about them. Like sure I'll take it. Like that's not what I'm
No, no, I'm getting the food, but it's more I wanted them to be punished
If I get on the phone with this person, I'm gonna say some heinous things
$179.94. That's crazy. I don't know. I don't even want to look at that. I don't even want to look at it.
I don't even want to look at it.
To the clip of the person to build the food out of the camera and you have to delivery, I've seen that, yeah.
Shit message a nice one eat my ass. Don't ever come back here
Happy 2026, you know, I fucking tip well to what a dickhead. It's not like I don't even tip like I tip well
You know like I can get it if I live I didn't tip or something or I love like a bad tip, but like
I'm gonna camp out of my area. I hope so. I hope so. Let him camp.
Show him how I deal with campers. I'm a fucking expert after playing this game.
I've been training for this shit my whole life, dude.
I'm training for this shit.
I know how to deal with campers.
I'm like the fucking Barry Bonds of dealing with campers
Barry Bonds, yeah, wasn't he like a OG MLB like home run
Slammer, Barry Bodens, he's like the fucking MLB guy
from back in the day, what do you talk about, Barry Bodens?
What they're without?
With, with the Royds, what are you talking about?
I'm talking juiced up, slammin' home runs
like it's nobody's business.
Max performance.
I think yeah he had some home he's like famous for home runs in the MLB
I know much about the MLB, but I know that
Again
All right, what quest do we have side quest dead or no swiping special comms hunter study
signal administrator we don't need to any of the street stuff.
We have to do colleagues one.
Let's go.
I got the little colleagues.
I know streets, you don't need to do streets quest for Kappa.
I eventually probably will do them for XP, but just to get Kappa, you don't need to do other things to do.
I guess I could do it in the meantime just to like level up faster
Okay, all righty
How is she going to leave it's pretty good. It's pretty pretty good chat odds over under
over under 10% chances next guy steals the food after I told him that the first person did.
Thunder, definitely. He seems nice.
Seemed nice.
and
under the time I did tell them
I asked if he has a temporary he like didn't even answer
that
I don't know why.
again. Can't do that for some reason.
I
Drop off to the wrong address they went to the right address I seen them I
Seen them and I see them never drop it off, too
I've seen it
I've seen everything.
Install it, yeah, the driver stole it.
Nobody came up and stole it, but it's dropped off.
I think it's a good picture of the car seat.
Yeah, that's what they do.
They take a picture in the car and then they just drive off.
Like, what did you do?
Would you put it in one of those t-shirt cannons at a fucking football game
and you launched it to the door from the street like what are you a fucking quarterback and you threw it
It's not
Yeah, fucking Tom. I've got Tom Tom Brady's got a side gig this year
I
Kated some Asian dude named Larry well fuck Larry to fuck Larry and Kate
What are the names fuck them?
Why not knock ring the doorbell to give to the person because I don't open my door for people
I don't know nor should you
I
Don't know who is I don't open the door
You should not do that. You've never seen videos of people like
Faking who they are. They're like a delivery drop like fake UPS driver and then they fucking there's like a bunch of goons outside
And they break it in the house and they like braid you. She's like, oh, it's the UPS driver. Oh
It's that's so and so I'm like knocking on the door. Let me just open it up
I
The shit happens doesn't matter where you live by the way that shit can happen doesn't matter where you live
can always happen to you. You think you live in a good area. Yeah, they go to good areas
and they do that shit to people because it's like, oh, this is a rich neighborhood. This
is a nice area of people that live in nice areas have nice things to steal. Or they
think they live in a nice area and they don't have an alarm or they don't lock
door they don't do this and that
whatever i gotta go to the thing
Well the next guy's approaching. Let's see, I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
I'm gonna keep an eye on him. See what my man... see what my man does.
and
campin' him. I'm fuckin' campin' him, dude. Let's see, let's see.
This guy's bein' honest. I'ma give him the $16 credit that I got.
I'm gonna give that to him. Fuck the last lady.
My door's always unlocked. That's foolish. I don't care where you are. That's foolish.
Why not just lock the door? Just lock it.
How harm does it do? How harm does it do?
I
Hasn't rigged up like home alone. I got paint buckets on the fucking staircase try me motherfucker
low torch at the back door
Tartar and nails on the basement steps
Oh my god, is that?
That's Santa-tah!
The last crack head.
Come on.
Box one to keep honest people out.
Yeah, but it's a little bit easier to recognize that someone is entering your home when they have to break through the fucking door
rather than they just open it and sneak in type of shit.
You know, if I hear a window get smashed or banging on the door, I'm kind of, huh!
I wonder what that is!
I don't want them to fucking...
pink panther tiptoe in.
Oh my god.
Oh
Why don't you die?
I don't know why it always lets me down.
Well, he did shoot me through the garbage, but that's also, like, I don't know, 47 hit
count.
Hell, he did shoot me through the garbage, but that's also like, I don't know, 47 hit count.
What the actual fuck? Honestly, I think with the performances, this wipe with the attack 30, like I just can't aim with it.
I keep whiffing with the scope.
I don't know what it is. Well normally I like it. It's just this wipe. I hate it
See appropriate response to banging at your door
for
its white tails thank you bro
thank you
uh... that's great rate great rate as good shit good shit good stuff good stuff
good stuff
of the
it is fucking ran at me like full speed out the door
love your content
thank you
keep up the awesome work
thank you thank you thank you
so far down
So far down.
and
I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
I'm crying out.
Oh, let's go.
Alright, I'm going to grab my shit.
Be right back.
you
you
you
you.
Was it worth the debacle?
Was it worth it?
Honestly, it wasn't really a debacle.
Wasn't really a debacle to be honest
It's some sauce in there
you.
Decent not worth stealing.
You're gonna hit your protein.
Not worth stealing.
You're gonna hit your protein.
Where do I get bumblequat chicken nuggets from?
Where do I get those from?
Those are from a job.
Steals tacos, thiefs, liars, liars and thiefs.
Why isn't thieves chopped their hands off on down like minecraft though and craft hands
that code of Hammurabi shit I'm down with that we should make a come back
wipe off the taco grease and eat a wet one get biblical with it that's some uh
It's a law-abiding citizen quote.
It's going to be biblical.
It's going to be biblical.
Amazing.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Amazing movie.
Shit ending.
Thank Jamie Foxx for that one.
That movie was amazing and it just ended in the worst way and I don't think anyone
one is happy with the ending of that movie.
fuck Jamie Foxx for that.
A movie law-abiding citizen.
You are Butler Jamie Fox
Such a good
I mean, is that true the whole thing about, like, it was originally supposed to end another
way and then Jamie Foxx, like, out the movie hostage and made them change the ending?
Is that true?
Oh, seven.
You did the same shit in collateral.
Wait, he made the change the ending of collateral?
I
Was collateral source and Jamie Foxx was to die
The ending of collateral is kind of shit it's very like
I don't know. It's very, like, not believable, almost.
I mean, it's not, like, it's not the worst ending,
because, like, kind of like Tom Cruise's character.
The law-abiding system is just a shit ending.
I got a shootout gun.
It's for running it, brother.
These movies came out like 20 years ago.
The statute of limitations on potential spoilers goes out the window when you've waited 20
years to see something.
kinda that's you know shit I think even the statute of limitations on like murder
back while there's no statute of limitations murder but unlike violent
acts might be less than 20 years
Oh you beat the shit out of some guy I was ten years ago are you good
That should came out 15 years ago now.
Yeah, if you haven't seen Inception by now, I mean like if you cared that much about it
being spoiled. Why haven't you watched it?
Oh, Sanitar, my revenge!
I'll see you like that shit.
of
the
of
the
What is this movement on scabs lately?
They have the most haphazard movement I've ever seen in my life.
They just do the freakiest shit.
Also, 5-4-5 against these bosses. Oh my god, it's terrible.
Equal every MB in the OG John Wick movie, Guncotta.
Look out! It's a sense offender! That movie was kind of stupid, to be honest.
It was kind of sick, but it was kind of fucking stupid.
I am trained in the art of gun-cut-off, but watch out.
Glurum's goaded, evil henchmen and black trench coats with paintball masks on.
Santa Claus, what are you doing?
You scared the shit outta me!
And go whiskey, foxtrot, miner. We've got scabs inbound.
They've got enemy scabs.
Let's bring my tacos back.
No, the last guy already did.
Salad.
That was worth killing sand over some salad.
So, so.
I'll send a tar, what do you have for me?
Keycard.
Oh, it's a blue marking.
I
Wasn't of no ammo left they bosses can't run out of ammo. I don't think any AI can run out of ammo
But like killer so killer though
They reload but they don't run out of ammo
So like killer if you get him to shoot a lot and he's RPK with the drum bag. He doesn't have a rig
back and hold the drum bag so if he reloads it'll drop it on the floor
they don't want to have them maybe scabs do bosses don't scabs might
I don't think so. They didn't use to. Maybe it changed. Maybe it's changed, I'm not sure.
Let's reset and come back so I don't have to do poor day of the whole fucking map.
Oh, half mask, yes.
Do you have one?
No.
Do you have one?
I'll give a nut sack on.
I'll give it a nut sack on.
Alrighty, steal a boat, that's what I'm doing.
I'm stealing a boat.
Joink the boat.
They're really rare. I've been finding some of them in tuffle bags too.
67 headcount dude 545 does not kill sanitar
he does not kill him
I
Mom
One more half mask.
One more.
You
and
That's a prestige armband I might have probably probably did for ever dinner tacos that got
Stolen and then tacos again
I'll add the key card in my assets on
I think double wrap this one
I
Know way to generate images of people
That's pretty neat
Okay, that's cool I
Thought this was gonna be another grok thing and you were gonna put me in like a the borat speedo or something
Has anything happened with that yet?
Has anything happened with that?
Elon finds it funny. Does he actually or we just like draw?
Well, now I realize you can edit images.
You've always been able to edit images, but it wasn't a feature built into a existing
service by a company or a company that was generating the image like if someone
wanted to individually edit something by hand with like Photoshop and they did
something wrong you could hold that person accountable but now it's just
people on Twitter spamming like grok do this and this and this to an image and
and just post it online and it's done by them
i would like to use it for comically large for twenty five thank you lockout
i don't i i don't think that should be allowed
i don't think it should be a lot of things bad for society in culture and i
think
twitter should get sued into oblivion for
let's just make
Well, bad for society.
I mean, I would say generating new images of people against their consent and posting them online is bad for society.
Yes. Yes, I would 100% say that that is.
I don't see a world in which that is good for society, or you could possibly justify that it is good for society.
Especially when it's doing it to people that are underage. I would say that's also pretty bad for society, you know?
you should be able to. I still don't think you should be able to.
Photoshop's been around forever. Yeah, I agree. And if somebody photoshopped an
image of somebody in a sexualized manner like that and and was posting it
online against their consent, yes, I think that's that person should be held
viable for that. You should not be able to do that. You 1000% should not be
be able to do that to people.
Like, if you want to do things that are not sexualized like that, and like, you want to put a clown hat and make up on them,
sure, that's one thing, but when you're generating like, like, nude content of people and like, making fake sexualized photos of people,
That is where it impedes on someone else's right to privacy.
You then enter the realm of you are then trampling on someone else's rights and you don't have
the right to do that. It's fake. It's not them. It is. It doesn't matter if it's fake
or not. Yeah. Yeah. I love you might you might think one way I think that's that's a bad
or to go down and they need to legislate laws against it.
Be the same thing as if I edited an image of somebody
doing something illegal or bad, and it harmed their reputation
in some way, they have recourse against you for sure.
You can't.
That's just defamation and slander.
You can't do that to me.
You can't pass these things off as real in like post pictures like that.
It's wrong.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Are we even certain Gronk is actually doing that?
Are we sure it's not coming from somewhere else?
I seriously doubt Elon would allow something like that to happen.
Oh, it's definitely Gronk. It's definitely Gronk.
It definitely is.
100% is.
What he tells me falls under freedom of speech again freedom of speech does not you do not have the right to
Tramp on other people's freedoms
But you are you are violating someone else's right to privacy
You don't have the right to do that
That's not freedom of expression at that point that's like
You're legitimately just...
You're violating another person's rights in my book.
Well, it would exempt you from consequences of the law, which I think the law needs to
prevent some of this stuff, so that wouldn't be the right thing to say.
Yeah, I don't know, it should be a hot take.
You shouldn't be allowed to make porn of other people against their consent.
If you have consent from the other person and you have consenting adults engaging in
action, mutual action, go for it.
If you think it's okay to make porn of people against their consent, you're fucked
in the head.
I'm sorry.
Like, they're just fucked in the head.
There's no other way to put it.
There's no other way to put it.
shit's not right. That's that's what it comes down to. You either think that's
okay to do or you don't think it's okay to do.
I don't think it should be a monetary thing or I think it should be an illegal thing like
you go to jail like for doing shit like that that should be like legit legal punishment
suing suing someone is not criminal punishment that's civil punishment
like oh cool you posted like nude images of someone that you faked that
circulated and people thought were real and it harmed this person and oh you
can sue them now no like you should get fucking slammed for doing that to
begin with
I mean, you could never prevent it. You could you could say that like AI companies can make
their whatever AI not able to do that. Sure. But it would be the same thing as if you photoshop
the picture of someone you're on your own. That would be the same thing. You can't stop
somebody from knowing photoshop skills and editing images and doing that which i'm pretty
sure isn't that illegal to do at least in a lot of states i think it's just federally
illegal to do that anyway
or is it like deep fake like porn and whatever is this is not legal to do
Thank you Larry. Thank you.
Hey, my buddy just stole someone's tackles from door.
Said they were meeting the guy. I should I think you're taking the
I'm gonna have to stay and keep up here. Thank you.
Thank you.
Penta Claus. Give me presents. Yay! Thanks, Anna.
and gel from a rock video is golf swing making an AI video of someone's golf swing and that
AI generated image or video of them naked are not the same thing.
Those are not those are not the same thing.
I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to edit pictures of people.
I'm saying you shouldn't be able to generate nude or have like sexualized photos of them
taking seriously just going to run it right now it's all over it's all over
right now people doing it
I think that was as bad as posting it, right?
Agreed.
Oh, a little bird.
Bird.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, chassis.
Milk.
Mm-hmm.
Oh lord.
Chassi, milk.
Chassi and the milk.
And we're out of here.
more bodies. Wait, did I need more bodies? Oh wait, aren't there two groups of bodies
at one of them? You might be right. I might have fucked it up. Fucked it up.
Oh, you have to do them all on one raid?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh.
I didn't think you had to do them all on one raid.
I see.
I see, I see, and to be so cool.
I ain't all again. Back we go.
And I'm meant to be so cold.
I ain't never meant to be. Drops reset. 10 a.m. Eastern every day and they end at 10 a.m. Eastern and on the fourth.
So, we have two more days, we have two more days, two more days of jobs, never really
One of you in the scene, okay.
So I guess I'm just not alone.
Okay.
Okay.
and
and
and
I'm gonna let the song ride.
I'm gonna let it ride.
Let me in!
I
Rip Trevor, I know right sunshine
No, Lorna shore I do when they make new music, but I don't like listening
Thank you, yeah, thank you
It's not a band that I like. Oh, I feel like listening to that right now. I'll listen to their album when they put out a new album and that's kind of it.
Caboose, thanks brother. Thank you, Caboose.
This album slaps. Nightbringers is their best. Wait, is it Nightbringers or is it? It's Nightbringers is the other album. That's their best album by far. They'll never top that.
Happy New Year, my dude.
Thank you, mild, thank you very much. Magic, fun, entertainment. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much. Thank you so much for that. Thank you.
If you're so much better, why do I see you adjust them every five minutes because I've
been wearing them for nine and a half hours.
Talk about it.
But anything on your head for nine and a half hours are going to fuck with it.
nine hours already nine hours
21 minutes and 19 seconds.
So, your ears get sweaty.
begin we have to do this quest for a third time or partially do the quest for a third time
hi hello everything is going good man it's going great brother thank you
I'm going to die going this way, aren't I?
What are you doing there, son?
Sonny boy!
Sonny boy, you okay?
honey boy you're okay you okay there sonny
I was lost I look like little Bambi lost in the woods
little Bambi lost in a known the dangerous woods
Oh, they're shoddy.
The guide, yeah, I saw Trey posted a video, he was doing the guide and he spawned in
on reserve right next to glue hard and started getting shot and then they threw
four grenades at him and killed him.
Like immediately like the second he spawned and he started getting shot like
didn't even move from his spawn they were just staring at him and then he
got fucking grenade.
Look, old Lottery!
Old Lottery, put it in reverse now.
Put that shit in reverse now, Terry.
Okay, now we go up top, we go to the resort, another lap, okay, now we go to the resort,
I didn't have the quest to do so we're doing it again I didn't tell you putting
Actually a real human
That was a real human being
That's not a real human that's a bot that's gotta be a bot PMC
There's no way
That can't be
Oh
of
the
house completed
oh shit stop I've been violated by scams
hell man who the fuck was that down
there
Who are that? Who that is? Who that was you is down there?
Who that was you is down there?
Where in the hell?
FPS, it depends on the map and the weather and where I'm looking and where I'm at on
I'm not with a million different things, it goes from good FPS to really fucking bad FPS in an instant.
The cold condition in two rates? That I don't know.
Why not just do it in one raid?
You do it on the same rate and don't want to.
You're right, less done as long as we extract now.
No way this isn't moody man.
No shot man!
Them hoes!
Put that hose right out.
Put them hoes right out.
It's not anything substantial I mean it can be at the beginning of a wipe if you need
the key at the beginning of the wipe and they're not listed on the market.
That's not anything.
Oh, my God, it doesn't work.
OK, I'm not taking that.
I'm not taking the dump.
I can't move with that thing.
400 pounds.
They've been left?
Shit, no.
Oh, no, I don't
This is one of the worst streamer items that streamer item sucks ass and fuck whoever streamer item that is I hate that fucking thing
Honestly, I don't even know who this is.
I really don't know it.
I also don't really care that much, but fuck that shroomer, right?
That one's- that is the worst one in the game.
The fucking crusty Dobby the Elves book sock item is better than that.
The antique book with Dobby's cum sock is better.
Oh, Dobby's a good knife.
That's what it is, the antique book, it's a reference to Dobby the Elf, with the sock
in the book.
Dobby's sock.
I don't know what else does Dobby have a sock for?
Bobby's an elf?
He's a house elf.
He's like a wizard, wizard slave.
And then he gets freed.
He was the elf of, uh, what's that family's name?
That stupid blonde kid.
Now the mouth was, he was the mouth for a house elf.
And they would beat him.
They would beat Dobby.
They were beating Dobby.
They were beating Dobby.
Tobi was a good elf!
I'm Tobi!
or Dobby Dime for no reason or Dobby
spoiler been long enough when did those movies and books come out
How's it hanging me now?
It's hanging.
That's worth a lot of monies I think.
Okay now... what do I mental do?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do we have to do now?
Quastrofombie, kill Taguilla, kill targets with a shotgun in the cellars.
Go do that. Let's go get Mr. Tugasi.
The
taps.
The taps.
Hmm.
Peacekeeper.
some of that. Can I get BTs perhaps? Nope. No. And I just shot gun. That's a lot of money.
I guess we'll bring a little double barrel sawed off.
What's up Magnum fuck shot?
Yeah, some Magnum fuck shot.
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about is get it on.
We got to kill Tequila.
We got to kill five scabs in the old sellers.
So, my ex called me the double barrel because you were like two pumps like two shots to pump jump
Damn, that's that's pretty fire. That's pretty sick. That's pretty sick
I
Surely sought off double-barrel. Oh, no
Not the sort of double-barrel. Oh
Lord
He's that's Christ
your
Boarding
This is the way I... up against the wall, up against the wall.
I got a whole cunt hunt
Holt I almost just said
Hunt cultists, but I swapped the sea in the age and I said cunt Holtus
What the fuck hunt cultists not cunt Holtus
that's good, that's good, that's good.
Goddamn, cuntists.
Goddamn, cuntists.
Oh, man.
The almost, no, I never heard that.
I never heard that. Never heard that.
What have done things.
or upload. IRL shooting range footage on YouTube, not on YouTube. If you want to see shooting stuff,
Twitter, Instagram is the place for all the gun stuff and shooting stuff. I am going shooting
on the seventh and I will record a bunch of stuff whilst I am there. I will be doing all the
the tings. All of the tings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. It's like the seventh. Am I going
shoot. It's a good question.
A bunch of belt feds. Definitely belt feds.
That was definitely belt feds.
PKM saw the 60.
I'm not sure my 93R for sure.
uh i'm gonna do i'm gonna hold us i'm doing i'm probably bring some aks
спасибо не спасибо fack off there is a call for my count he's there are my
This is a crop.
Things right here.
Here are Belfa, PKM, or M60.
It comes on the roof.
What the hell's going on with this audio?
I do it fuck it
and I do
how did I not headshot that guy bro I guess he had AP
I didn't think you could be so tucked in the corner over there I didn't realize he had
like an actual spot to hide. I thought I was just kind of open over there. This is
the latest in AP. Oops, it's gotta be an AP. I got one tapped third tier five. Gotta be.
I still can't believe that guy didn't get shot in the fucking head. All I could see
was his head and I shot him and he didn't die. Oh, he had an Altenon, that's why. I guess that makes sense.
I also didn't have Nades for some reason. That wasn't smart.
You can only buy one sawed-off shotgun per reset.
Why?
For what reason can I only buy one of those?
And what world does that make any sense?
That's like one.
I
Just nothing buying
There's no EO tax on the market what the fuck
What
Are there no EO tax on the market what is that?
Oh, I sound like no BCP. That's not good. Can I buy some? Oh, that's not good.
Okay, no any hat.
I have like no more ammo. I mean you can't farm, where do you farm 308 ammo? Like marked
rooms I guess, M60s.
They're from M60s and marked rooms.
That's really it.
30 months with Chadmark. What's your opinion on SBIRs versus up its tools?
I don't really have an opinion. There's just one's one and one's the other.
One's like federally regulated and the other's not.
You know, I don't have an opinion on them. They just are what they are.
It just is what they is, you know?
Honestly.
Not even that late.
It's worth the trouble I mean, it's not really trouble
There's not really trouble. It's just as I guess a bit more restrictions if you don't want to worry about it
Then don't get them, you know, you don't want to deal with any of that stuff the legality of it
You're asking a guy
You're probably asking the wrong guys are worth the trouble, you know
I'm a little in the deep end
I'm a little bit in the deep end. I'm in deep waters
church your seas
I'm not even in the deep end
I got up out of the pool on a yacht and I jumped into the fucking ocean. I'm drifting away at sea right now
I need to kill Tajila.
You die, that was always super self-conscious of big jokes, come to find out his shit was
malformed and he literally hit two holes, and he said his shit was like a lawn sprinkler
every time he tried to use the bathroom, so we nicknamed him double barrel.
Is that... is that a thing?
What?
What?
Um, well what my fucking head are they, okay, I'm leaving.
That just zeroed out my helmet.
Hey bro, it's your raid man, it's your raid, see you later.
Ah, this one's all you dog.
This one's all, that one's all you dog.
Yeah. Oh, fuck that.
I'm messing with that.
My helmet just went from full to zero real fast.
Get an SR two, I think he must have like seven and forty two and
either create like a lucky pen roll or hit me twice I don't know it had I've been
seven and four I would imagine it's 742 ammo but that shit's still on like 39
pen but I guess they might too could have been too
the
Oh,
excuse me.
Oh, excuse me, can you speak on your roll?
Well, yeah, I can't speak tonight.
I definitely can't.
We've seen that many times already.
We've seen that happen.
Are your buds any good?
No, but you can wear them with the masks, so that makes them better.
The only thing you can wear with the masks is whether or not they're like good, doesn't
really matter.
They're better than nothing, maybe.
There may be better than nothing.
I know you saw them in a lipstick restaurant.
Listen.
I'm sorry my, um, thing, I'm sorry my, um, thing, I'm sorry my, um, thing, I'm sorry
thing. Guitar Hero 3 vibes. This song wasn't in Guitar Hero, oh actually it was it? I was
thinking 4, maybe it wasn't 3. It was. I didn't play that much Guitar Hero 3. I played a lot
four
We was goaded yeah, but all the songs it was like a cover of every song they didn't have the actual songs in it
They like covered every single song in the game
I thought I'm four, they had the actual song.
Oh
Damn this welding mask on that it blocks a lot of that
I
Doesn't in the flashbang round
I don't think he's good. I don't want to get near that guy because if you still has that flashbang shit
It's gonna get me killed
There's cheese balls hell
What the fuck is tequila?
I killed one of them.
I need to kill tequila.
That's what I'm here for.
Definitely, definitely. Every song that the guitar hero series covers, except for a few
and one and two. Yeah, and then, well, guitar hero four had the real songs. Think. Well,
a 4 had the real songs.
Well, you can have a silenced RPK.
Since when can you have that?
Somebody's dead.
What the fuck happened here?
Do I have his Abralo on?
Wait, was he trying it?
I think he was trying to get the armor durability down to 50% and he died to a scab while doing it.
Fuck, where's my bag? Oh god, how am I gonna find my bag in this doodoo?
Shit, it's in the- oh, there it is.
A lot of things not at, um, am I not at 50%?
Maybe not.
Indicable.
Indicable.
Scaven.
Does this count as the cellars down here for these crusts?
Alright, so I thought anything about the middle, yep, you're right, I remember.
Pioneer caulk.
of
What the fuck?
My- My- What?
What?
What?
There was no scab there right? I'm not like
I'm not losing my mind. I don't tired, but I'm not that tired
Came about the ooze like a ninja turtle. He came on it. I came on the ooze
He came out of the ooze
The sky is a oozing now.
They're oozing.
You are cheat and no one realizes it.
La Mal, damn, this is fucking J.I.S.H.
Holy shit, guys, we got a scientist in the chat.
Fucking Ph.D. holder right there.
My God.
Holy shit, fucking Sherlock Holmes.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
Where are my scabs?
I'm a scoundrel!
These headphones hurt my ears.
fucking quest of this
must have opened
Hey, that wasn't nice.
Want to take a call-up extract?
one of the
the
the
the
the
Don't do it again, motherfuckers.
Don't never take me alive, cupboards!
I bet on the count of this one.
I'm done and get me.
I still don't know how one of those didn't count, I killed two scabs right in front of
me.
have dot count
Yeah, come down here.
I want to give you the kill.
Come down here.
I want to give you the kill.
Yeah, come down, come down.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Through the hole, through the hole.
I play with my mouse, by the way.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I play with my mouse.
You play with your...
Wait, no way.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, I used to be some.
An landmark?
Yeah, all right. Say goodbye. That's fucking crazy. Goodbye.
Hello, Mr. Scam. I need to kill you.
Thank you.
That's nuts. He goes with his mouth.
That's fucking crazy.
I need one more, and I need one more.
Hey, one more scab.
That doesn't count!
What?
What the fuck is right here?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
if this doesn't count how does this not count what is this
that's stupid how is this not the seller how is this not considered the seller what
What is this?
This counts?
Apparently not.
I've killed three scabs in there.
That's the buyer, oh my god.
I don't want to do another raid.
I don't want to do another raid, I just want to finish it.
All right, well, looks like we'll have to come back.
We got a hell of a scammed.
I killed so many scabs underground that I counted four of them.
It should have counted like ten of them.
Seven of them.
They're holding my hand.
I'm not working.
Look 995 against bosses. Well, yeah, 995 sucks against bosses
That was like me shooting
Sanitar with 545 earlier. Why won't he die?
Well, I don't know why he won't die
Okay, that's a lot of agonis.
That's very good.
You like that?
what we do like.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, this.
My car.
Check my money, gotta get my money, one more let me turn in this first, amazing, all right
I'm gonna grab a drink, guys. I will be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Never know right
All right for the sellers
the sellers and not the buyers
That was easy.
Those are your kill people now.
That was easy.
Hey, Santa.
Excuse me, Santa.
Excuse me.
Ex-c-us-me.
Bastard!
That's unfortunate, my friend.
That is unfortunate. I caught him with skittles in his hands.
Hey, sunny, you got skittles in your hands.
What are you doing with Skittles in your hand, Sonny?
Now these are shuss.
Old Shussie.
That guy is like baiting in the extract for something, he's probably got an impact grenade
or an A monster or some type of town fool are we in there?
I don't know what he's up to, but he's up to something.
He is up to something.
Ah, baby.
Oh five beats to rat Tim is that that's him shooting he's making the low five beats
Get out of here.
Oh, let's get out of here.
Ugh.
What the hell is going on chronically fapping?
Fiodor buti rat, the booty rat.
Ooh, the booty rat.
Rattin' in your butt.
Rattin' in your butt.
Ratt, what's the name of this booty rat?
The booty ratin'.
the
chances,
nothing's free
on inkball
hard to see
what am I doing loading that back up we don't need to go back here
Okay, that's all done.
Right here.
Oh, we don't need any hot stuff.
Let's see, I'm gonna copy it.
I'll do it.
Hmm
Okay what do I need to do now?
Alright, colleagues part two. Alright let's go do that.
College key.
College key and then we have to go down to the pier.
We're the pier and then the college key.
I was in the song about CPR.
I actually don't know what the song is about.
What is the song about?
Smooth Criminal?
Is it about anything?
No, I mean, that's something.
A criminal who's smooth.
Is he smooth like he's a good criminal he's nice he's nice with it like he's slick with
it or is he like a shaven a shaven criminal like fully bald wax fully waxed criminal so
they can't detect his DNA where's oiled up yeah did he oh my god it's about did he oh
Oh, shit!
Watch the Michael Jackson movie.
There's a Michael Jackson movie.
Do they have the part where he brings kids to Neverland
or do they leave that out?
Did they edit that out of the story?
He never did that.
Is that true or is it alleged?
Alleged. He never did that.
That did the rumor start.
An accuser admitted later his mom forced him to lie
Wait what happened
Investigating for years and didn't find anything. Well, yeah, they invested that investigated Epstein for years, too
And then find anything
Did he got like all on all the charges at least all the serious charges
of
that don't mean none
plays Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.
I mean, the whole story of Peter Pan is a bit odd to begin with.
It's a bit odd to begin with, so when you emulate that,
it kind of draws a little bit of attention to you.
the
Oh, yeah, wait, there's a whole thing you held the key to, you know, the key to, you
know, the key to the key to the key to the key to the key to the key to the key
Oh, yeah, wait, there's the whole thing he held the kid off the edge of a balcony. I remember that
He was like dangling a kid over a balcony
A blanket
Oh, his kid was named a blanket it was his kid
Yeah, well his kid someone else's kid does really matter. He was holding it over
He was holding blanket over a balcony
Does it matter who's kid it was I mean I guess it's worse if it's someone else's kid, but he was
He really named his kid blanket blanket so there's someone out there named blanket Jackson
like legal first name is blanket let's just say it's just blanket
oh I guess hello is there a blanket Jackson here
The nickname?
Those are scabs, right? Yeah, look at them scabs running.
What are these scabs doing?
What's your boys doing over there?
I don't know, I'm sure glad that I wasn't named Blanket.
Thank heavens that is not my name, that's all I'll say.
I don't want my name to be Blanket.
Cover me, Blanket.
Dude, what?
Okay.
You're just going to get teased endlessly.
Imagine you're playing like video games with your friends and your name's Blanket.
You guys are in the squad playing Call of Duty.
Cover me, blanket!
I'm going in!
Cover me!
You're gonna get clowned on.
You can't be playing with the squad and your name's Blanket.
Can you imagine?
The blanket is down, blanket is down.
Oh, down, it's a down blanket.
Oh boy, blanket cold as fuck.
I mean, alright, that's kinda sick.
That's kinda sick.
I like that one.
That one's a little sick.
That's your name's X. I mean X really isn't a bad name.
is actually kind of cool I want to name my kid X but like X is X really isn't
that bad what about X X how you doing X gonna give it to you fuck waiting for
you to get on your own yeah X is kind of cool oh my X X ain't really that bad
Now when you do x-ash-a-e-12-sigma-pylon, that gets a little bit strange.
Is it nickname? It's fine.
I mean, I don't think it's that bad, dude. I've seen worse.
I've seen worse.
Like, name your kid North with the last name West.
Northwest is your name. That's a little. Alright. Okay, that's not that clever. It's
really not that clever. Or that funny. Just score the guy named the master. What was his
name. Please don't tell me it was Bader. As long as it wasn't the last name, Bader.
Bartholomew? Bartholomew! Oh, that's kind of sick.
Near Bart.
Oh, Bartholomew.
That's all the name, Quasintime, Quasintime.
Quasintime.
Listen to me.
Frank Zappa's kids name is Dweezel.
Well, Frank Zappa's a weird motherfucker.
The weasel, yeah, the weasel, kinda, the shoe fits.
Can you legit just name your kid anything?
Some names are banned.
Wait, there's banned names?
that can I name my kid fuckface?
are you allowed to name like, oh yes this is little fuckface
ah yes, my son fuckface
I've been like who tells you, is there like a list of things you're not allowed to name kids?
how does this work?
I've never actually thought about this
I would much rather be blanket than fuckface, absolutely, fuckface would be a terrible name.
There's a list actually, who invented the list.
There's a legal ban list of names you can't name your kids, really.
wait if it's if it's not on the list if it's not on the list it's good
it's like you can name your kids some random slang like bufur that's a
little bufur come here my son bufur
Has poofer come here?
Can I name my kid Rizzler?
And name him Rizzy McGuire?
And name him Goober.
Yeah, this is Goober.
That's Goober.
Can you change your own name to fuckface?
Yeah, can I make my own name fuckface?
I'm allowed to change my name legally, right?
I want to change it to fuckface.
I have some poonslayer in 9000, yeah this is my son, XX poonslayer 69 420XX.
Just name your kid Xbox Live gamer tags from back in the day.
Numbers are banned in the U.S.
Well then I'm going to spell out the numbers.
I'm going to spell out the words 69, 4, 20.
I can't stop me from doing that, right?
PUSPLASTER 69!
PUSPLASTER 69!
that
Oh my god, dude, that kid's gonna be a fucking president if you ever
You're gonna name that you're gonna be the president
They're not allowing that who who makes these rules though
Like they they can't there has to be some guideline of what you're allowed to do, right?
Or is there literally someone there that sits and reads out the baby names like nope you can't name him ass muncher
No, poon slayer 69. Nope not allowed
Yeah, is that how I don't know how this works
works. Blasphemous names, what's considered blasphemous. I'm actually really curious how
those works now
Well, we just got private clinic. Let's go, baby
My latex
She's my friend
of
contamination service
to do the right
a cap a quest
and
and unlock items from the turn in screen can you
Oh fuck it used the found in raid let X know for the hideout it used the found in raid
one.
I forgot I had another found in raid.
That's lame. Why would it use a found in raid one? I'm going to need to. Can I do the tree?
No, that was my tree one. It was my, oh my god. Why did it use a found in raid led axe?
Jesus, man.
You fucked me. You fucked me.
No, the one for the hideout doesn't need to be found in a raid.
Now I just have a fucking random ass lead-exit there.
Okay, we're contact six and the respirator at the same time.
Well, can I wear with a what can I wear with a respirator pack sports, right?
We're liberators.
you
Okay.
Alrighty.
Well then.
Let me check out the, you'll hide out, need one more found in a battery, need a cookbook.
I need a cookbook.
I think I have a cookbook, it's just, I should build a library now.
And I'll find the big easy later.
Does that make more sense?
I'm just going to give me more
XP and skill leveling.
It doesn't make sense not to just build that.
I'll find another cookbook for Kappa when I need it.
Events three for that.
All right, let's go.
We have to kill Haluscavs.
back to interchange I guess.
This is not a night.
I
Will be
Hmm
Oh god, I've never seen
All right, I've never seen kingdom of giants live
Don't think so at least
No, I don't think I ever have can't say I have
Take him back, take him back home.
Oh, man.
Oh, you killed it.
Holy shit.
Jill to Jill and Labyrinth.
I think killer technically has this chance not to spawn.
But when you kill, when you kill Kato of Tagila,
killer spawns in and runs to his body you could just like you literally appear
behind you that had happened to me I don't think he's he might be a hundred
percent now but it's damn near a hundred percent if it's not it's not 50 he
spawns like damn near every single time I think it's possible he doesn't spawn
on now.
You
I think we're going to have
any minute now any 30 seconds from now.
oh
about a highway
40 scabs on the clock, but 40 scabs at close range,
I'm sure she's dead.
Unquasance.
Unquasance.
Scavs!
Oh, Scavs! Where are you?
Over here was the under.
five
five S. D.
A lot of scabs.
Not a bad little start for us here.
What was that?
Warf.
Wait, that was more than four scabs.
What?
sweat maybe one was not 40 less than 40 meters how fucking far is 40 meters
isn't that a good bet
of
the
death
of
the
He's not gonna have anything good. I mean I might have died if he had better
If he had better uh, I don't know to be honest
Yeah, that did not really kill him on a pp ammo Jesus
That shit was not it
Wait, did I just get the quest for this?
I don't have the quest to kill him. No I do.
Oh, I think I have a helmet in my stash while grabbing it anyway.
Do you have 17 months with the Goat THX for all the entertainment and preparation?
Thank you, Omega.
Thank you very much.
See if we get this guy.
Jordy, thank you so much.
His armor is toast, guys.
Did you not see how many bullets I put into him?
You think he still has armor?
I hope that's a joke.
I don't have ammo for one, it's part of the problem.
The other part of the problem is that it sucks.
But the main part of the problem is that I don't have ammo.
That's part of the issue.
Excuses?
I mean it is an excuse but it's a pretty good excuse.
It's a pretty good excuse.
Is it not?
FUKAH!
Like just because it's an excuse doesn't mean it's a bad excuse.
Like
You know, hey, why don't you like
Go and fly in the air. Well, I don't have wings like that's a pretty good excuse.
like why don't you go and get some bitches well they're gonna play pop all day and don't
leave my house like that's also a good excuse.
and
Oh!
I'm gonna just kill this guy upstairs.
His idea.
I'm an up for it. I feel like I've killed more than nine scabs this friend, but maybe not.
Smile.
smile. Thank you sir.
It's gone.
I'm scared of you, you're the mate.
I'm scared you're the mate.
and
all these PCs
check the kitchen for ammo, that's good idea, this little camp has a shit ton of ammo doesn't it?
it's not a bad idea sir
Not a bad idea at all over here.
Not much ammo to be found right now.
That's the bunch.
Go back and look.
I don't go back.
I ain't left yet.
I ain't left yet.
That ice cream cone's there.
It's neat, though.
All the way.
I don't know what's upstairs.
I haven't watched in a while you used to love watching the talk stream.
Come on, welcome back.
Welcome, welcome.
Oh, there's actually a lot of shit here.
is isn't there
we ammo
subf
side note file
The quest I'm not going to be doing.
Barfing.
Almag with BPM on it. Let's pre-fire.
Alright, let's get out of here. Come back.
Let's make sure I extract the hammer gun.
I'm ruining your loot spot. No, this place sucks.
I'm replacing that loot. It's terrible.
There was nothing in there.
What the bitch, what the bitch!
A lag on the tom.
We go back through Um,
Ocean on the way out for a
Couple more scabs.
Their servers are still
even though I couldn't even log in for like two hours this morning
people couldn't, I couldn't and a lot of other people couldn't
this morning
lamp
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
Where is he?
He's under.
Let me just talk about lamps.
What are we going on about lamps?
have
of
of
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
wish. That would be great.
Oh, I love that. Something to organize it.
This hand guard, this hand guard is actually really good.
It's like basically best in the slot. Very close to it.
The Toblerone handguard, the vanilla Toblerone handguard.
fucking triangle
use the IRL. I don't know what the fuck this thing is IRL. It's probably some nonsense.
PSG found some weirdo thing on Google and they were like, daa, carbon fiber, very cool.
good, put in game
fuck you, you're not bad at attacking, brother
ah, daa, the very good carbon fiber light weight, blia, put in game, make it the best in sloth, excellent
I got something in my eye right now.
I'm blood. I'm blood.
What it is, it could be an eyelash.
Or my eyes are just really, really, really, really tired.
that could be me saying that I need to sleep could be that
sleep should have done i feel pretty good
it's been a long month man
it's been a long fucking month
kill killer quest is done I like that almost died to him but we didn't
But we did not do my lactose intolerant. No, I'm not. Thank God. Thank God. I have to kill
Come on two guards, but I did that already. I didn't even realize I had that
Hello mask or is that
60 grand for an ES lamp oh my
Never know.
That's a nice reward right there.
I don't need the Goshen to register. I'll just hang on to that and do the quest yet for
ragman for that one okay let's go get we need 24 scabs oh my oh boy
24
I'm cleaning my head.
I've been sweating for some reason. I've been just sweating today. I've been sweating. That's
That's what they call it now, yeah, clean in the ears.
No, that's actually cleaning in the ears.
In cleaning them.
No, I do clean on my ears because I use in-ears.
You do have to be a bit mindful of it, I mean you should do it anyway, but you have
to be a bit mindful of it.
I want to not be cleaning your ears.
You can do it. Proxod, hydrogen proxod, but you're stinky. I bet you stink. All right,
You're stinky.
Let's play Arc Raiders a while ago.
Before 1.0 came out, I'll tell you that, it was definitely before 1.0 came out.
I'll see you in a minute.
Mm-mm-mm.
Aren't you long, uh-huh.
Very much longer.
Mm.
What?
I'm not bad.
Long time no see.
Sam.
Thank you very much, man.
Hope everything is going well.
Oh, and great.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you.
I have a suppressed MK18 now.
Big dubs.
That's a dub. That's a dub.
Good to see you, man. Happy holidays.
Oh, man.
I'm I'm slowing down for the night. I'm definitely slowed down
It's
It's been a long long
Over a month I guess now
Where do we go? Where must we go again, Sam?
I want to go back to just the center of the mall. There's so many of them over there.
th
th
th
th
th
where is the audio on that guy what the fuck I was sick raiden is there no
footstep audio on that guy okay that's cool that's Joe
I was sick
I had a good time. Do you have a good time there, Aiden?
Had a great time there, Aiden.
Yes, 1-2-B.
Two tapped because I'm wearing level four plates, right?
You can hear them there? Really?
Fried.
I must be fried.
Mm-hmm
Come on
Come on
Well, that sucks I'm also wearing liberator headsets I just realized that I was wearing
traitors fucked I was wearing liberators which I don't like but I have to because you can't
wear contact fours with my traitors effect you can't wear contact six with the respirator
that I need for this quest.
Sordans? I hate Sordans. So much base on them. So much base on them.
I don't know how you guys like those things sounds like I'm out of fucking rave wearing sordans
I hate them and most things are not good
I've never liked sordans ever ever ever I've never used them as long as I've been playing this game
I have another respirator in there.
two plates. Let's get to I need one of those. I need two of these. Oh, I need a alpha rig
actually I don't know why I never want to buy these grips in this flashlight I did
preset. It never wants to do it for me. It seems as though I've used up and that's all PSI. Let me buy some of this. Used up a lot of my PPMO.
I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I'm fucking dying right now. I'm gonna have this shit's catching up to me for real. Let me go on. I need some sleep. I'll be real.
I
Fracas is on on
Sending us on over to fracas. I will see you guys tomorrow
I'm gonna go right to sleep
Straight to sleep. Yeah, we're getting old getting old. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for great stream appreciate y'all
Happy New Year. Have a great night. See you later. Bye. Bye