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What's going on guys? What's going on? Hello? Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
We are here.
Um...
Two years, let's go brethren.
Let's go brethren.
Hell yeah, brethren.
Alright, there we go, we're done.
Hello gamers.
How we doing? How are we doing on this fine afternoon?
On this fine afternoon.
more Abyeid now we will be playing Abyeid we will be at some point
Okay, we were last doing, he's keeping, and peacekeeping mission of pain and torture.
Of the cock and ball variety
I don't know if we're going to do that right now
That was our last
Last object
I don't know if we're going to do
Mission of cock and ball towards your right now
I should on a what the fuck we're going to do right now. I'll then I think about it
now that I think about it, I don't know what we're gonna do, or let me get my
gift mask on so I can look like a true gamer.
Oh, those are the wrong ones, good thing.
I anyway, these now focus a 100 grand.
God damn, brother.
Um.
Let's just do some like streets, which is in a abandoned factory, John, X11000
in your rows. 1.8 mil. Yeah. Let's go farm some money today. Any money. Our funds
are running low because we're spending it all on these fucking we're spending all
of our money on Bitcoin's and shit. Let's go make some cash, guys. You'll make some
cash but it's going to be a cash money stock paper acquire currency
acquiesce legal tender but part of that oh god dude I'm even gonna be just today
we definitely need it honey
Yeah, we need to make money.
Money day, money day, money day, money day, money day.
We have Mark Keys.
Let's get a flarington.
I'm getting asking just to get masks.
So like I said, like a real gamer.
Like a real gamer.
It mask is there, like a real gamer, it mask is there.
I'm going to be able to be an alpha for a 5 direct impingement.
I don't know why it's not buying my stuff, you're a techer, I don't know why it's not buying my stuff,
That's 400 DUA.
How's the Delta Carbon Hangard so good?
It's always been really good. It's just I don't even know why
The other ones better that say I but this one is still really good and cheap and you get it early on so I like typically
I'm only really using it early wipe typically, but I
Prestige so I've been using it a lot. So I guess that's why I've been seeing me. Is it a lot picture? No
Chip chip shit
I
buy share what's your next
delta fall statement to me
that's classified
or do you see they've been talking about I don't know how much bullshit this is like internet
who play
what apparently
these like finished wailing guys that were like
at maduro's place around there during the that mission
they're claiming that there was some like
Sonic weapon used
That was making them like fucking throw up and like shit their pants and stuff
I feel like that's fake is fuck right, but like part of me wants that to be real because that sounds badass, but yeah
These guys, I don't know how it is they're saying that
before they like rated the compound, they got hit with some like weapon that just made them
all bleed and vomit and probably shit their pants as well. And it was like a mega like
stun bomb and they just all couldn't fight because they got hit with this stun bomb. They didn't
shit themselves. Let's be real. If you are vomiting uncontrollably and bleeding from your nose,
use your simultaneously shutting yourself. Your body doesn't expel matter only through your
your mouth and your nose when it's like that. Your shit and yourself with the same thought.
It was a microwave device. So I turned this guy and you turned him into boiled eggs with a microwave.
with the microwave cannon from my black ops team from top of 1.0 8 months
you're paying the NL both NL 545's and then maybe the AK12 I'll take it to a
I'll take you three away, maybe.
We're gonna yell around a long range of acoustic device, maybe, I don't know, I thought
it was crazy that that's what they were saying.
They just got hit with the microwave and couldn't function.
the
I do know we have to last night, yeah, I just need to chill night to recharge a little bit hit the gym, you know,
it like a decent night's sleep,
thank you, talko, thank you,
who's Jim, don't worry about it. Don't worry about who Jim is. Don't worry about that.
That's on a need to know basis. Jim is on a need to know basis.
But it boasted about it. I think to be honest, I don't think that was, I mean, they're
boasted about the mission and like that was, that mission was one of the craziest,
most successful operations ever probably. That's fucking insane what they did. But you
agree with it or not, it's fucking insane.
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm thinking twice about fucking with the U.S. military after that.
If
I had
I mean the bin Laden Ravers nuts too but I mean this was just I think this is next fucking level
I
smoke by that I don't know what that even means but no no
do do do do let me in the streets
and a mean streets
and
the
thanks for what's up man. Thank you the money grow Joe Rogan talk about how good the game is in PVP get 1,000 new timis to absolutely crush
Well, that's a good idea. McCall Mr. Joe Rogan, I'm gonna call him up
McCall him up
We'll call him up.
Oh, we son I've I checked our team right after I bought a key how convenient.
You're welcome.
It was tremendous.
You're welcome.
You're tremendous.
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We'll skip both of the key.
We'll skip all of the homogenous.
I've actually need that found in a really bad way.
Mainly that found in a hidden.
So are we on here?
No, I'm scared.
Do I have my frames so bad? Oh my god.
I just hear someone outside.
Yeah, uh, this is kind of a key card, guys, don't worry.
the box of cigarettes, the marble, marble, marble, marble,
the marble, the marble, the lures.
Shit, man.
Let's go!
I have to fight against you, but I don't know.
It's 120 FPS on short.
I'm not. You have smooth motion on?
I'm definitely not getting 120.
I'm getting like three, two, three, go.
Oh yeah, yellow.
Bone.
Bone too bone.
You bone too bone.
All right, we really, we need money today's in a main goal.
they were farming does. Operation get money and acquire legal tender.
Babs, I bought Mark these so we're going to use Mark these today.
mark these up up, probably so we're going to use them for a little bit, I'm sure the
and then it's wild.
Wow, wild, that we're talking.
Like how much am I gonna make per hit on an ultra-man?
How much we're talking?
Like the only thing I would worry about
and it changes if I don't get to hit ultra-met or whatever,
like where's all the other loot on that map?
But there is not, you know?
There's just no other shit to loot.
I mean, I guess the outside camp, yeah.
But what's the odds of me hitting Ultramate and the outside camp in the same red?
I guess they I guess interchange is a lot of them and I guess it doesn't now but the new areas
They just unlikely you'll get their hit multiple of them and a raid
I'm an entrepreneur and my new business idea for 2026 is to build an ATM machine that only gives out coins.
This business only makes sense.
Well, I have an entrepreneur and my business idea for 2026 is to make AI, anime, waifu's, and AI only fans models and I'm going to do it.
and I'm going to get hello money.
That's my business model.
I know I'm late for the party already.
I'm ready to wait to the party.
That should be happening for a while.
I feel like the V2Bershade is kicking up in Otshnell though.
The anime AI V2Bershade.
I'm going to be the one soon I fucking hope not.
I fucking really hope not.
Thanks, Harfield.
Thank you, brother.
I'm in small office, Katie.
Place that.
I won't have the new robots.
Now what's the new robot, what's your refer?
What's the new robot?
that.
I think that you think I'm a lot of clanker into my house.
Well, at one then dirty oil slicks into my house, one of them, they're
Why are backs running in rust buckets that are clankin' to my house?
Not granddaddy would be rolling over in his grave if you ever seen a clanker woggin' into my house.
Mm-hmm. No sorry. No clankers around here.
I'm sorry.
This is Luke.
This is what it's like.
Can we agree the only acceptable counter is vendor?
I like vendor.
Okay, vendor is got the pass.
Okay.
And just got the human pass.
It's so bad.
Oh my god.
What is this loot, man?
What is this?
Since release, you haven't found one toothpaste for your hideout.
There's no fucking way you haven't found a toothpaste, my guys.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm not fucking toothpaste.
What are we even stats?
That's legit a skill as you.
That's...
He's just straight up his skill and shit.
Just wear on my dead grandma. I'm not saying you're lying. I'm just saying there's a skill as she was involved.
that's all I'm saying I ain't saying you're a truth I ain't saying you're a truth
already rates a WD40 won't be crafted in your hideout you can literally craft it in
the hideout you can turn the big WD40 into the little WD40
Ox bleach. I mean ground zero's probably the best place for that map sucks.
Shoreline spawns it a lot.
Now full bags, you know, they're wooden, the big wooden crates will have ox bleach.
Man, that street slew early hit for us, so also I'm going to plan a fitness wearing
my march, dig a chad, a guy fox for sure.
How did you even see him past the like 24 women that were surrounding him?
I surely that they must have been blocking the line of sight to the march.
It's crazy. I don't even know how you picked that guy out.
He was one of the women. He has done the one.
He had a fine girlfriend. I bet you we did. I bet you we did have a nice lady friend
I bet you
I mean, I've actually never been to a plant of fitness, I've been oldy fucking GPU in the
a GPU in a computer.
Not computer.
That's a damn good fine right there, brother.
That's a damn good fine, brother.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
And Samarram is thick of a rum.
It's like the ranch. It's not fun. Thank you very. Thank you miss for 55 months. No man Daniel. Thank you so much, guys.
You.
There you go.
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A sinner gaming. We're doing money farming today. I need money.
I've been spending all my money on fucking
Bitcoins for the storyline and I'm starting to go broke.
It's gotten a little bit broke, huh?
Wait a little bit, the broke, huh?
You big ones for like you, but I will need big ones eventually.
I will need 40 of them to give to mechanic.
I don't know what this is.
Christopher Bobber, I don't know Mr. Bobber, I'm sorry.
Thank you very much Justin, thank you secretly.
Oh yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
Perfect
I
Made check if I need that until I think I do need it
Eagles or Niners
Eagles
Oh god
Definitely Eagles
Any longer
Oh, wait, I already made this thing.
I'm shit, yeah, okay, fucking fire.
All right, I got to run to the bathroom.
All we loaded in.
I'll be right back, guys.
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you gotta go. Oh, I didn't bring another vaseline shit and that's a guy in front of me.
Where's that a scab?
That's a scab.
Oh, there's one in the scales.
One at them.
One at them's scales.
That is with all the body.
There is a man.
They ran left of the spawn.
I will invest them.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Another man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
That's like every death lately. It's so frustrating.
I swear that's like every single death in this game at the moment, but I still can't
I can't sell a graphics card on the market still, what the fuck?
to be able to 40 to sell a graphics card, really?
What's your nuts?
What's your not worth anything?
Okay, I'm a level four play in it, sure, wow, it's not gonna matter.
I don't have to do, and I really did it on the smat, not mine.
So that's it.
All right, what kind of I could use now?
7 MCX.
Well, I don't think I really have a lot of ammo for the MCX.
And I do.
who that who that say gone beat them saying who that is right there though
I guess we're gonna sure sure sure I think we're good
Alright, let's try this right again. Thank you, Beastie. Thank you very much, man.
Let's see what we got cooking my now.
I hope death shadow. I can't buy them right now.
I can't buy him right now, but it also doesn't really matter.
It's not a big deal.
The thing's not going to do anything, you know?
that's not as it's an illusion I mean it can ricochet it's only really
going to save you on a ricochet like the actual armor is not gonna
actual armor is not going to do anything
But it kind of ricochet
The drip I don't even think it looks drip. I think that that's how it'll last look. Oh, I
Think good old mo-max is more drip
I think that that shadow looks like you're
Like about to go play fucking airsoft just playing
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, I'm wearing an evasion armband. I might have needed that for my, they have needed that.
Oh, I'm arrested.
I hope I have one of those.
Yeah, I hope I have one of those found in a raid.
But double check, I'm not sure I'm not.
I may still need it.
There's an avi-sum.
I don't know how much of Rina playing a renal level to me.
I wasn't really paying attention to what I probably should have.
Mark Raider's console commands.
There's no amount to it.
Like, give you max field of view and shit.
So people playing with like 10 million field of view.
Do night vision setting.
before I should go to get to the next you just doing night mission I mean that's pretty bright dude people just can't play fucking games man
like it's just I don't know I don't know what this I don't know this like plague with gaming is people can't just play a fucking video game
they have to find every little bullshit thing they can do to like give you an advantage
is there another thing the fuck is this bro is it just like oh my god you just
removed all the shadows in the game if you play your if you play a game like
this you're a fucking loser I swear god you are a loser if you if you make
Take your game, look like that to play.
You are a loser.
I'll say it dude.
I will say you're a fucking nerd.
You're a fucking nerd.
Oh my god, 50.
Oh, they're thuggie so much, man.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
I don't know about it.
I think we just played video games.
the most like non-competitive game in the world too.
People have to do shit like that, and...
I'm just a stretch rise.
I mean, yeah, kind of, kind of.
Okay, that's the comments.
He always should okay.
Okay.
I agree, but I'm not going to get into that.
I'm just kidding, I'm just, social media was so bad for society, especially monetization
of social media as well.
Is people just people do stuff that they would never normally do because they can post
in online and get views and possibly are in money on it.
It's like, yeah, and like how much stuff have people, maybe I don't know, and how much
stuff have people done because just because they can put online and get attention and views
and possibly money.
Wild.
that's a disease and it's a disease
what a disease
yeah, I'm on you, but you embrace negative publicity because of that
but negative publicity is still publicity, right?
but not, thank you
I think it's just so much easier for like, I meant anybody too, but you know,
like people will just make a scene and start recording shit and like,
I'm putting this on fucking TikTok, where?
You're gonna be on Facebook and famous, really.
And causes the sun.
There's all the fucking loot that I mad, everything's empty.
I got our two shussies.
Is that it?
We'll do all these things, and the only thing I have to show for it is two fucking shussies.
It's hard bank is open, which means that we can probably go in there and grab the cash
unless the guy already hit it, but maybe not.
I don't know if the RAM price is AI.
great for the GPU prices this year GPU prices were going up tremendously as well
on.
It'd be everything, but computer components are just going to become more and more
more and more expensive this time goes on.
Maybe if you look at, like, look at the last couple of years, how much GPU,
just computers, stuff in general, but really GPUs, it's going to be way more than that.
Like the percentage change in the next few years compared to the last few years, it's going to be way higher.
We'll know it's not, I don't think it's a cost line-up type of thing.
I think there's more demand for the product from customers that will pay more money for
it.
and
like a big people making a giant data center do they care if the ram is a thousand dollars or two thousand dollars, like probably not
they're just like, you know what the fuck in line of you got, we need that ship.
and
the whole of a buying
is not consumers it's
the centers
the money give a fuck about the consumer market anymore
why would they
why would you compare compare about the consumer market will now you have
again data centers buying hundreds of thousands
or more graphics cards and sticks of RAM.
And they're buying them in bulk.
You don't have to market them. You don't have to package them.
You can just ship them all. It wants to one customer.
You don't have to send them to distributors, etc.
Your cost is so much lower.
And you just sell them bulk.
They can 40 or 64. I need that.
Yeah, why send to like, you know, how many thousands of best buys to send like a couple
of GPUs to each and put them in packaging and mark them and whatever and let the distributors
get cut on the sale when you can just sell direct to another buyer in bulk.
Well, it's his head there.
Any things potato?
Oh no, I got any games, brother, many games.
I
When you prestige you have to unlock all the maps again. Yes, you do
Yes, you do
I ain't in the ass, but that's what you got to do basically just start over.
You just start over fresh imagine just like start it in a fresh light.
All this.
Asano, you can first teach up finishing the story, I think the later postages you have
to do.
Like my prestige right now, I have to get to a certain point in the story, be able to
This dude is fucking awful today.
What is up with this loop?
My name is Jeff.
Oh Jeff.
Shoreline money runs.
Where you getting money on the shoreline.
Where on the shoreline are you getting down Monday?
That man there.
Oh shit, the tags on.
Be fairly. Thank you very much sir. Thank you very very much. I'm looking but there
is none to be found. There's a dry day on the loop. I do not like it.
That's just an intel in here.
Oh man, that's all.
That's all you're going to give me.
I'm going to bowl a ship, man.
Oh fuck there's so many scabs out there.
Oh fuck!
The scabs got some moves man.
That's gonna do me dirty like this, yes it would.
Yes it would.
I'm going to back nutty, I'm going to let it go.
criminal activity.
Though my bag should be full by now.
As the guy's too past.
Yeah, I bought the mark keys for here thinking that I've gotten two intel so far.
We're in around the worms, some run streets a little bit, use these keys and see what happens.
I had our gun.
Let's go, but don't he's at her, oh, they take her away now.
Is that 0.1 or go I was losing?
Very vague.
0.1 or go.
As we do, as we do, a point on our go, that's life or death right there, why one
There we go, gets you killed in this game.
Not actually, one one or a ghost knock into a single fucking pig.
The boy one's gonna do fucking nothing, man.
Wait, I'm not that cute, there's shit.
I don't have the key and I'm fucked up.
10 million dollars but I have to answer the door naked every time I never answer the door
so I'll take the 10 million please thank you as I'll answer your doors
software hardware
yeah by the end of the door
worked up or are floppy noodle
half an half so I could just like a half job
I do it. You can just head peak the door. Just head peak it. Hello. Hello.
Which okay, well, yeah, what's the guy you're
Had on your shoulders had yeah
Yeah, don't open the door head first, don't do that.
I can't catch a charge for that one.
No, that's...
Alright, what do we get? We get our money up, and our funny up.
I get my money up, and my funny up.
You see what happened to the patient, I hope I do.
I don't shit.
I'm going to need that eventually.
finished another semester in business. Time to open a daycare.
I heard the megalon, a money, a hollows.
Tony's pizza ria and daycare incorporated LLC. Fire. Fire.
I'm on the stand.
I'm on the stand.
I'm gonna show you the finance office, well, I'm...
and show.
I'll...
Oh, should I have a check or a team cave?
Pretty hard one of these.
That's a 10 years go for a 1.24 mil.
I'll still have an ear.
Okay.
Okay, I got it.
Awesome.
Ah, do I need any other keys?
Security room?
Check the team of end-in-factory.
Pretty good.
and
let's do it
uh... we've been buying lots of bitcoins and it has been smoking... smoking my...
oh my money...
I do not have found an renovation on Ben, no I need to.
I need to.
I'm not on the 40 Bitcoin yet, but I'm just getting them in a minute.
because I will be on it. I haven't really been doing this story much at all. I did some of it.
I did some of it, and then I just thought I was a wasted time, so I decided to just get all my quests and get max traders first.
Like that would be much better use of my time.
I'm not at the max prestige, I'm on plus the 4 of 6, so we have one more and then one more after that.
But I'm not, I'm not any kind of rosti get there, Leonist.
Thanks Spaceman for the 35 months.
Thank you Spaceman.
I love Carpick's bathroom.
Thank you for doing my job for me, a kind of you.
out kind of you.
You can do.
Top and at the bit the fins you go again.
No, I'm not really eager to proceed again right now.
Not quite.
I can wait again to prestige. I'm not I'm not dying to do it right now
Pretty some check Republic greetings greetings
Let me hear, I gotta make my mother.
my dear. In the goons, I still need to kill the goons. Well, two of the goons.
Well, again, need to kill two of the goons.
The chat do make good guns.
I think they do.
My sister's kids wrestling tour, and I told them I'd buy him V-box if he won.
Maybe boxed out.
Why give V-bots and I win my Tarkov match?
What's up?
I hear him above us.
I think keyboard was it.
They are quite nice.
They are also quite expensive.
And if you want the functionality of half-effects, which is, then,
they're fucking open.
They are really expensive though.
They're quite expensive.
I've been enjoying mine though.
I mean, yeah, it's not like game change or anything, but if you needed a nice keyboard, a nice new keyboard, yeah, would be a great option.
I want to buy one, just to buy one. I guess it's what I'm saying, but they are quite nice.
That's the best way to put it. If you have a keyboard or an alloy works for you, then don't bother.
So I never crush on my high school teacher dude.
I can't believe I told you.
Let me tell you.
Oh my.
Fuck, I actually forgot our name. Do we have this Spanish teacher in my school?
Lord, be a Lord.
Put a little water in front of her.
There may be some stories I'm not letting tell about that. Why do you need that guy?
You hit you all with that. I'm puppy. I'm your puppy, your puppy.
I don't know what I was in school, I feel like all my teachers, I mean it's not all
of them, but the overwhelming majority of them were just like 50 plus year old women now.
I don't know where all the fucking 24-year-old college graduate teachers are at when I was at school, but they were not.
They were not in my school district.
Yeah, we'll wait now. So we had, I don't know, you guys are right about female gym teacher.
I had some weird gym teachers, holy shit that I weird gym teachers.
I had a female gym teacher, and she was also a wrestling coach, which was why I didn't
Russell and I didn't wrestle in school, but that one was a little weird. She was also the
rest like, then we had this other guy with elementary school.
Oh, this got to it was elementary school to gym teacher. Oh my god, this guy would wear
All sack tight, spandex shorts every single day.
Like three inch in seam, spandex shorts.
Like, or it looked like you put an egg in a fucking late text glove.
Like it was, I was so bad.
It was a televentry school.
Oh man, you know, it was,
that guy was weird as fuck.
That guy was so fucking weird.
You know, he actually reminded me of now, I think about it.
He reminded white goodman from dodgeball,
but like, not as weird, but like,
he had kind of similar hair and like attitude.
It's just, it's like white goodman but a gym teacher.
And I mean, I guess he had the shorts in the movie too.
So yeah, just white goodman but a gym teacher.
So bad is so bad
I was like fucking weird. I saw that the grocery store alone sounds like a school and
He was wearing fucking
Skintite short shorts at the grocery store, too. Just like in the fucking milk aisle grabbing milk hit none
You know, it's not single woman in the produce aisle
The predators my gym teacher. I mean, I don't know if you ever really I don't know if he was actually a predator
I think he just liked having his fucking
His bro's all out in front of kids
What the fuck
I wish I guess who I guess is a little
look up coach Steve from Big Lanks
Jack has this little little predatory
It's a little predatory
I don't know, I don't know if you ever actually think
Do you know? I don't think he ever did anything like that
But he was definitely a fucking weirdo
I don't know who hired that guy
I'll do everybody. I mean, yeah, actually, you know, the fact that I'm thinking about this
27 years later, no, that's 20, like 25, 24 years later, shit, maybe maybe like I was a
predator. I should not remember that.
And I picked it everybody that went to my school, remember this fucking guy. If I call them
Someone that would tell them entry school with they'd like oh my god, yeah, it was him
But I'm holy shit. I remember that guy
Yeah, yeah, I probably remember because it was traumatic exactly
Probably.
Nope.
90s were a different time.
I was like, what was that, um,
remember they had that like program for kids that they would take you in and give you like,
they'd give kids the fucking headphones and play like sounds and shit in their ears and stuff and like,
oh, your child is gifted and is it gay?
What was up with that?
Am I fucking gun jams what the fuck is this bullshit bro?
I
Tum brother am I fucking gun jams there like what the fuck is that?
Was called gate
Was that actually some CIA shit?
I think they put me in that one side.
I feel like I remember being in that.
They put those weird rectangular headphones on you when they would play fucking, I don't
even remember exactly what they did.
But I remember being in a weird ass like closet of a room with that happening.
You did it?
Well I guess if none of us are in the CIA, we didn't get recruited for the program, right?
I'm not talking about.
I'll show you.
I guess fucking dead, get slammed the bitch.
Let's go, Kate, right, Kate, program, Kate, program, there is provides advance learning
for high ability students focused on higher order thinking depth complexity and enrichment
beyond the standard curriculum. Headphones. Yeah, these motherfuckers do. They slap
these bad boys on your head and started playing wacko shit in your ears. What does
higher order mean? A woman-oddy? A woman-oddy? Bohemian Grove recruitment? Remember that?
We were manipulated as children.
They were recruiting us into some aluminum,
an aluminum-oddy, free-mason project.
They put the contact 12s on their head
and started playing weird robotic noises.
Derman, how good you're hearing was?
Now, I think it was the determine if you could connect
with the onanaki. If you were a genetic precursor for detection of the alien language,
so they would play certain frequencies in their ears. And if you were able to hear
certain things, they would send you off to the labs underneath the White House, and
they would basically use you as like a giant antenna, and they would send electrical signals
into your body and use you to contact the aliens.
No.
They just had kids like hooked up under the White House.
Fire is in shit.
It brings you like 10 foil hats with giant antennas off of them.
Easy shit.
They're identifying psychors to feed to the emperor.
Okay, that too.
That too.
Yeah, they're detecting who would psychorabilities.
Yep.
That too.
They were sending you off to fight the fucking Xenos.
I mean, honestly, worthy cause, worthy cause, should get my body to the emperor.
I don't know that gate program, they'll still do that, right?
They still do that shit.
that's a lot of weird shit they did
so what actually was that gate program was that actually used to like recruit or something
they were trying to find like
they were trying to find like kids to recruit into like some fucking thing or like a
to become federal agents or something?
That was not a hearing test.
Why would they be doing hearing tests on kids?
Why the fuck would they be doing that?
Oh, little Johnny can only hear seven hundred and eighty-three hearts maximum and is left
ear.
I thought you should know Mrs. Johnson, your child has an outstanding hearing.
Like what the fuck would they be doing that for?
Yeah, Johnny Johnson.
You know about Johnny Johnson and this is 850 Hertz last year here.
Well, dude, that was not for hearing. That's bullshit.
I don't know by that at all.
and
I think they were trying sleeper agents for the military
or they were implanting the woke mind virus, yeah, that could have been it too.
They've been implanting the woke mind virus into the youth of America so they would develop and destabilize the country.
It was actually China all along.
The Gate Programme is really China.
China. They were waging.
They were waging socially. Waff air on us 25 years ago.
I mean the Chinese virus.
I mean honestly if you're looking the world today, you probably fucking marked it, it looks like it worked.
Where did he go?
Oh my fucking god he's shooting me with a sniper animal.
Oh, you're saying I've given that goddamn presence you piece of shit.
if you had to take on a tree this year you mother fuck up
press
the sign up to get gate tested
on my parents over side that because I'm pretty sure I got
I hate tested in like, just great.
There's a fifth grade.
They were trying to send me through the warp gate.
I'm pretty sure I let them.
I definitely remember sitting in like this tiny little room with those weird-ass headphones
and they were making me listen to all types of shit.
Oh, what?
Gate tested is better than gate tested.
Yes, that's true.
I don't know if parental consent can even let you get gate tested.
Give me a little bit more than parental consent for that one.
That's one of my gym teacher wanted to be a part of good lord.
Mepal Skizzer's.
Holy fuck, I got to add the salt to my mind, bro.
What was up to me?
Thank you.
Where's everyone?
Like in this raid?
Shit, I don't know.
I don't know.
It wouldn't have had rats shit on the weekend, I'm not sure.
Some day ratting, I did kill someone before.
So two men, two men were possibly more.
And we smoked them, I won't have them in the back of the head.
I have heard about the pink drink in the gate, not the gate, the gate, the gate, this is
Chris, what do you guys gonna be saying?
The gate tests, I don't remember that though.
I don't remember a pink drink.
I don't remember the gate test types, man.
I don't fucking remember that one.
Yeah, I've heard about the alleged pink drink though.
There's just floor hide. I mean, why would they make you drink floor hide?
Pink drink was only for the chosen ones.
No, that was for the fucking inferior ones
Yeah, that should gave you the tism
I remember the food pyramid. I don't think there's a food pyramid conspiracy that at least not that I know of
Drinking fluoride, calcifies your panel-glab, okay? What is your panel-glab?
What is that?
Let's communicate with the hive, my shit.
Some of the stuff would be worth dropping for a nice lion statue
The food pyramid got murdered. It's a reverse funnel pyramid actually
A pyramid it's a reverse funnel
The first, he is not a number one again, the pyramid, I don't even, I don't even remember
the food pyramid.
The panell gland produces melatonin and it regulates sleep, wakes cycles, and circadian
rhythms.
It's called the third eye in spiritual trunitions because of its light sensitivity.
It's a historical association with higher consciousness and intuition.
So if you're calcifying or pineal gland, that means it produces less on that shit.
Well, good thing I had to drink the pink drink then.
Good thing
2 kills
2 kills
outside of my quality mirroring center, you see that? You see my Bugatti outside?
Yeah, the pizza is one getting federal funding, so we transition to mirroring centers.
And swaps, they do very, very good band.
And how much is it's Jonathan, who has somewhere in that line of aim?
So I finished the, what's for all mechanical, didn't I?
With finish.
I've been as barcass part two with that.
How nice.
Surveillance.
All right.
Let's bring a Pinewood key as well.
Just like a maze of grabs and XP while we're here.
to
All right, so far, no, like, oh, I wasn't going to blow Keaker up.
pretty good, not like crazy loop from the mark he's yet, and let's go, I'm going to go grab a pink drink, I'll be right back guys.
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
I'm in the water back.
We're talking about, like keep our quest line, I'm sure I should write regular water, too.
H.S. with Kennedy reversing the food pyramid. Nope.
I'm here about that.
A.C. that's kind of like that. It's not like that a little bit.
A little bit like that. A way.
A little bit.
Oh my god, the lag. Jesus.
Um, holy fuck, what are you doing out there?
All right, I actually have no reason to kill Cabon right now. Let's not do Cabon.
There's stay away from them, I don't need to kill them at the moment.
A realistic way of nothing.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god, there's still shooting me out here.
Oh Jesus.
I mean, I'm no reason to kill him, isn't he loot?
Maybe a cannon.
Big waste of ammo and shit, though.
Keep money right now.
So odd. That lot is good.
so loud is good
yeah we go
or so that's my guy
that like 30 mil
yeah and then we've got a lot of quests and we do a lot of hideout stuff and we've got a lot of
buying bitcoins for mechanic like I have money like I actually I have a lot of money in my
stash it's just a lot of it is in the form of bitcoins which I will have to turn into
mechanic at some point so I'm not broke at all it's just like I need I need to keep
converting my money and oh my god is that still fucking treat him I need to turn all my
money into pick ones. That's the issue. Look, if I really lost all my cash, I could just start
selling pick ones and it'd be fine, but I just wanted to do that.
What's up, buddy?
Gotcha! I wasn't sure that angle is gonna work out the deonist, they almost got away.
I get literally the marker in the hole, which makes me sad I want it to loot up.
You definitely hit the marker and forge.
The character addicted to Vaseline, yes he is, he's just got very chat lips, you know, it's like it's not Vaseline a weird way, he's just got dry lips.
You're a scab or something.
That's the winter.
It's cold outside.
You get the dry cold there.
Let's get the generator, a bomb.
I don't need an emback or an aid.
I want any nearer to well,
skittin' the hands on that thing.
I'm...
Scapped, can you shut up over there?
Quit your fucking crying.
Oh, someone's shooting my cinema.
Someone's sniping, it's cinema.
Get up.
It could legit just be the sniper's scabb, but I feel like maybe it's a player.
You know, feeling like, like, yeah, hey.
Hey, I'm totally E-E-E-E, you know.
Caramers carry a good workout or certain muscles I suppose depending on what your goal is
Are you gonna get fucking jacked these a but Ronnie Coleman looking asked from the farmers carries probably not
I'm thinking of going bird hunting, like actual birds or like, like,
I'm not gonna die.
What are we talking about here?
What are we talking about here?
What are you talking about here?
Now, I think so about different kind of bird than I am, birds of the night.
So I bat, it's so bats.
Yeah, they've never seen how much bats shit, by the way, I saw bats at a zoo once
kind of recently, rather they shit everywhere, man, it's disgusting.
And they had like UV lights, like in the bat exhibit, I guess so you could like see the bats,
that the bats wouldn't be disturbed and it was just UV lighting all of the bats shit.
It looked like a reddit mod's fucking gaming desk after a fucking 10 hour anime marathon.
It was crazy.
Now Black Light was hitting different.
shit was that fucking did it.
Oh my god.
What an odd day of this game history.
It's just I mean it's kind of peaceful.
I don't mind because I do need to make money and we're making money.
But there's not a whole lot of like action going on.
going on. But maybe I don't need a whole lot of action. Oh, there's the bleach that
I was looking for. Yeah, I don't know if I need all that action.
The action today has been a bunch of cheery's, shit, action, wait, that the fuck is not dead?
John, one's gambling and everybody away watching playoffs.
What ball?
Watch the generates.
Gambleing on football.
The generates.
He a real man and put it all on Blackjack.
What ending am I going for?
I believe we're doing the light keeper ending because it's probably the fastest one.
I'm in shumapro.
Have you seen me?
Dude, I'm a pro.
I
Man's a walk up to the the fucking table with a ski mask on because I have rob them every time I sit down
I
Turn four hundred and four dollars into 13 grand the other night in blackjack and
and then lost it all and not all of it lost a lot of it on slots and then turned it
from like I don't know five to ten something right after
I go crazy and I'm blacked up
Oh, maybe 81s or not.
Oh.
22 months with the grandma mark.
Thank you, Garkin.
Thank you, Garcdon.
A poker?
No, a poker is, I don't do poker.
Poker, you have to know what the fuck you're doing.
I don't know what I'm doing poker.
I'm going to do some bachrods soon.
I've played it.
I think bachrods not as exciting as blackjack.
I feel like blackjack is so much tension in it.
I love it.
It's like...
Bachrod doesn't really have that.
There's multiple dealings of cards and blackjack, which I think it makes them more exciting.
It's fun to fuck up the cards.
What in Bocorot people like bending the cards and shit when they flip them?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do I have a question-potemode I do?
I don't need to do it, but like I will do it.
it. We'll do it. I have a question. Pymod and I have a quest in a quest in this security room as
Well, why is that playing there is can't that that is going to get that.
and
sports betting now
the outside of a lot of time I used to just like here in their throw money on the
sea fights for the hell of it
just because I feel like it makes it more exciting like
you know, you throw like 20 bucks or something down on a fight
It just makes the experience a little more fun because there's something on the lawn, but like if you lose, it's like okay, whatever
I don't want that stuff kind of sketches me out because people
like that shit is just rigged this fuck okay what are you spamming there
like there's definitely and people just rig it
you know like yeah I don't know that that sketches me out a little bit
you know you have like oh does so and so do this during this event and it's like
well that guy could just do it and completely rigged the outcome of it
because you can bet on himself doing the thing
the
of the sports to
yet but at least
at least
that definitely does happen sports at least sports is a little bit more regulated
and it's probably harder to do in sports
right there's more money in people involved in sports
But yeah, I'm sure there is a good amount of rigging and whatnot and sports.
I think if you just sandled, do you see something like fixed fights for one raffle loan?
I would have rough, would have rough in a UFC fight really affect the outcome that much.
Like, couldn't, isn't the only thing he could do to duck the point?
Aw, they could, okay, they could call an early stopage true, they could.
they could, but you would also still have to be kind of getting your shit. You could do that,
but you would also have to kind of be getting your shit. Like an early stopage. Yes,
I feel like that wouldn't be a reliable way of doing it, right? Because the one fighter
would still have to get the other fighter in the position where it even looks like a possible
stoppage. You know, like you would still have to be fucking beat in the shit I
did. It'd be pretty like. Yeah, I guess I guess if one guy wants to fight on the ground,
you could keep standing them up, you know, just like breaking up ground game, being way more
lenient with that, etc. Or vice versa, like if one guy sucked on the ground and the other guy
I was correct, you could just stand them up like very quickly.
I can't live our actions there, dude.
Let's get out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here, I'm going to get you out of here.
Everybody's here.
Hey, people are waiting for me here.
Oh, no, they might be fighting.
It's my leg.
That's fixed my leg
What happened with the NBA? Oh, no, I don't remember them be a thing. Yeah, I mean I'm just like I'm sure it happens
But people anywhere where there's money people are cheating. Let's be real. This is sound ghost. You know, stocks sports
video games
A care centers
People cheat, you know, it's just what it was just life
anywhere where there's money.
Just poor to mention anything.
I don't think I've got anything.
Any bullets?
This guy's gonna be hard to kill.
I have you now, Prussie.
I was fucking definitely saw him, eh?
What the fuck did he see me though?
Oh, so laggy, oh my goodness, oh we got him.
That was so fucking laggy.
There are more footsteps.
There are footsteps, but I don't see him.
I thought this would be hit immediately, I kind of wish he did hit it now because there's
nothing here, that's sick.
Nice room!
Nice room!
body bullets, we bought four real four results we need to load
bullets, that was a ship marker super do appreciate Mark through him
double tapping R I'm a double tap
are what? 365x fly carry for the macros. This is the macros. That macro.
I'm using bar frames until ornament stop taking up spawns and then yeah, I see your point.
That black.
I see your point.
Yep.
That's true.
The ornaments do be taken up spawns in the markers.
He's fucking too snipers over here.
And he just goes and leads my shit just onto that camera of my mouse.
That guy just goes and loot that fucking body.
Oh my god man, you know what I'm saying.
maybe what baby was his friend I don't know I don't know how we knew that I wasn't
watching that Jonas thank you for the raid we got the Big Mac sauce
GM. I got the sauce. I got the fucking sauce. I'll be more.
Check, tell me more about how I got that sauce. I got that sauce. If there ever was a sauce
Taver in the world, it's me.
Mmm, no ketchup, just sauce.
Sauce.
Mmm, it can be lost in the sauce.
It's true. It's true. If you're not careful, you can get lost. You can find yourself lost
and submerged in the sauce. Thanks dad. You need to be careful.
and they're holding up all they get obliterated.
I suppose the obliterate now skates.
And they loaded us, fuck man.
I'm a patch.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Becky.
I say you end up on 800 pound life. Why have I gotten lost in the sauce?
Are you end up on that? I don't even know how you end up on that.
Explosion register key. Let me unload some of this and throw it in the other mag.
you need a lot I don't even understand how you even eat that much
because like that has to be like
you'd have to be literally like force feeding yourself
that's not just like eating
It's like, oh, I eat like one mick chicken too many. Oh, no, you know.
That's like I have a fucking bathtub full of Coca-Cola and I drink the entire thing with a fucking garden hose every day type shit.
I don't know why I can't do it.
coughed the regardless. Oh shit I bet you can set a golf ball to regard. No. Okay, I'll cue. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
For my last meal, be a dry-aged A5 Wagyu Remi with a nice... You are a sexy man. Fucking lobster tail and
to King crab legs and like a line of coke off of a hooker's ass, probably.
Pretty good deal to me.
That's how everybody's fucking good to be, though.
I mean, shit if I'm going out either way, I may as well go out and feel them pretty good, right?
I may as well go out swinging if I'm going out.
Think they would allow that? Can I fit that in my final request?
or day would they exclude that from the items on the menu.
Are you ready for this G?
Yeah, come on man.
I was born ready and that's okay.
Alright, who big shack holds tight the seascoop from Ragnum who wants to smoke like the girls and was well
I don't know what this means
A five is called Kobe not Wagyu
and no Kobe beef and Wagyu beef are different things
I don't know, Kobe beef from a specific region in Japan with the cows, or like some
specific lineage of cows, and Wagyu beef is like the same thing as well, but different.
A5 is the marbling score on it, that's the rating, all Kobe beef is lagging, you've been on all lagging beef, it's Kobe, they don't
a
child
Well, maybe it would be just from, yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's still us to be from. It's like a still a certain lineage of cow.
It's like a certain family tree of cow.
That's right
He five is the grade BMS is the score. Oh, I don't know dude. I thought a five is the
Marbling score
Or is it like the overall ranking of the piece of meat and the BMS is part of that?
He feels beef now and it actually doesn't
He feels not beef
if it's not me
there's definitely the ministry returns on it like a regular prime ribeye compared to like a fucking
lag you
like it's definitely not as good but
you're getting way more for your dollar
Airstake, I thought Bear was like gross and full of like parasites and I don't know
whatever the fuck else.
I mean a lot of meat I do.
They've a lot of it.
A ton of it.
Hello there boss thanks to you for the reason.
Thanks, board.
I've been eating a lot of those, um, like what's the brand?
I forgot the brand.
This is brand of like rose and chicken nuggets now.
They're like Chick-fil-A nuggets. They're fucking incredible.
No, it's not Tyson. They're like insane macros on them.
They have insane macros. It's the...
Is it just bare? Or real good?
I'd be real good. That's a real good brand.
There's real good and there's just bear but one of them is better macros.
Oh, they're way down to some types and shit, you know.
That's real good, yeah.
He's motherfuckers.
He's motherfuckers are good.
He's motherfuckers are good.
It real good.
Real good.
Made it, bro, for the macros?
No, the macros are out where you just saw them.
They're like, it's like 130 calories, like 24 grams of protein and like four carbs
and two grams of fat and that guy just got shot in the face. It's nuts.
Those things go crazy.
But we should know staff is insane, yeah they're nuts and they're like, he's pretty fucking good too.
Let me give you a self, and a code, that's just more work, like a quick little
beyond, throw something in an air fryer, or something or whatever, like shit's convenient
as hell.
As far as freezer food goes, that should take a week.
the elite top shelf freezer food.
Two years.
Hey, thank you Justin.
You got him like target at Walmart and Costco might have him too.
Target by me hasn't.
I know that.
Did everything's fucking looted?
What is this?
These fucking criminals, these chislers, came through and looted all my shit.
have to dark type thing on kick.
Well, we've done so it could be,
kickstream could be blackjack and hookers,
with minus hookers.
But we've also done stupid shit like watch,
like boxing matches and stuff on there.
Like I can't actually watch the boxing match on there,
but like we'll just sit and hang out
and we'll like watch it together,
quote unquote, you know.
I'm just like chill, you know, like watch a long-played shit, just like you place to be like random ass shit.
I have looking for scraps right now, there's nothing.
It's just nice because you don't have to like, people don't need to sub there.
It's a little bit more unregulated than switch, like viewer count doesn't matter of all.
I've got shafted, I'm going to load it here, this fucking raid sucks, maybe we can
move the back of the mall.
I'm cool to animate hookers.
Well, I can get some like, I can get some animations made of animate hookers.
So I'll be playing like that.
I'd be cool.
Let me suck.
We just have them like dancing in the background.
Yeah. Shit. Good idea. Good idea.
Yeah, where's the loo back here? The horse room has nothing.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
That's a little gross.
S-low and gross.
Fair further.
And do over touch your toes.
I can't believe this is my little death. They're all this looting. This is so criminal.
Thank you for your matter, at least something.
Can you something, man?
Oh, old boss is here.
Okay bro. Oh my god. That was interesting and counter at there.
That's P6, more STU-SX.
those P6, more S26, let's see how these 60 made these nice.
I'm gonna have a one there.
I'll see that on this.
Whatever the hell is, the coper sight thing.
I'm meant to, it's a squirrel, take.
Alright, I'm still...
Get out of here.
Very nice bit of MAD ammo, it's good.
It's time for the back, but I'll quite overweight it is one of these doors open.
I want to do, I didn't check bloody key, and now I did it.
Probably not there anyway.
We just assumed it wasn't there.
I
Key is never there
Never there except the time that it is there, which is probably what you don't look
Probably at the one the one time you don't look it's probably fucking there
which means it was, wait, that means that it was there. Oh my God, that means it was there, didn't.
It is realized. That means it was there.
Okay one guy, Rama Dhrubish.
Rama Dhrubish.
All right, what did we get?
Who the Victor goes the spoils.
Okay, battery, battery, 155, I'm very nice, I don't just want all these guys.
all right, we're making money today, that's good. I mean, that was our goal, right?
Make money and we're making it.
We are preventing
I'm going to take that up, just to go in there, just go in there, just go in there,
I'm like a broke there, but we had a lot more money, and then I'd spent it all on these
Bitcoin's, which I'm about to get another one out of, like as fast as I make the money
we fucking spend it.
Blackjack, that arc will up, man.
Another grenade, another grenade.
A girl, let's go.
We'll do a little flare in everything, yep, we're chillin'.
Excellent day!
buying battery more than selling it for a big brain I'm a big brain you just
will not understand you will not understand the strategies that I'm
I'm employing on the battlefield.
You wouldn't understand.
from her first solo as in playing solo, yes, typically, um, oh, no, it's not that I like playing solo more, I like streaming solo more, typically,
typically it's the streaming aspect that I like more,
Not right.
No.
Not right.
No, not right.
No, not right.
Not right.
Not right.
Not right.
And that's usually that.
And you are easy.
Easy.
Easy.
You can floor shits today. I think something's wrong with me.
Thought. That's a lot of shits, man. That is a lot of shits.
That's by 5 p.m.
Oh, that's definitely a well above average.
That means you have a good bowel movement, wasn't that too much, slow?
Four. That means you're taking like at least six, at least six shifts by the end of the night.
That's too much.
Way too many.
It should be like two a day, right?
Okay, well, if you have Crohn's disease, that's a little bit different.
I feel bad for you.
That would really suck.
And you might be taking six shots a day.
You may be taking the section today, with that.
People will be having bad days, because they secretly like the feeling of water tickling their butthole.
So, your point is,
What is the new one is your point?
I need me eight or something. I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, what are we talking about, dad? What are we talking about?
Oh, he's right, let's go, Reed.
actually shit standing up how could you possibly do that what do you mean you
shit standing up what is that happened how does one shit while standing up oh my god
when I actually figured out how you can do that Jesus Christ why don't I just
You could stand like spread legs and then just
Just like a spread and a little back
oh my god oh my god yeah you hit him with that junk or van damn dude I had
I need that to fuck.
I don't know, the key to most really like rim jobs and the days if he was giving me a
Lennox after talking about it. Spreading the good word of the Lord, get a Lennox for your, for your
pastering. What's the word for that? What's the word for like spreading religion?
There's a word for that. What is it? And you're preaching but not preaching. I was
there another word for it. No, Crusade is a little bit different. Okay, I don't know
of pedophileing and stuff that word for us. Okay, Jesus Christ. You'll bet a word about me
I thought there was a good word for it.
Maybe there's not.
I don't know, like a mission here to the other.
No.
Bassa, let's cross the latizen.
Master of the Tizen.
Master of the Tizen.
Master of the Tizen.
For LASA FASA, you can kind of for LASA FASA.
And injectors case a black key car that's got to be a cash money, no, surely.
I need to extract because I need this, I need this, what X, guys, I'm not going to lie.
Kind of need that, Alex.
I already came 62, but it's S.
I'm six-two is no bird.
When are I going to do it, I'm six-two?
Mmm.
It's cock.
Nice cock.
The shame of your PC crashed well.
Transitioning next to MVG.
Oh, fuck, that would be a shame.
Imagine if that happened to me? How unfortunate that would be.
I'd get a birthday, but I'm scared I'd get addicted.
Like, you would just sit on the bedday for fun, or like you would be addicted to having
a nice clean took-as, so anytime you went somewhere and there wasn't a bedday present,
You will feel foul and uncool.
I mean, I had an acclaimed butt isn't something that's not really a bad addiction.
That's one of the better variations.
I made a ordering RBs because you mixed up and this is better than getting a setting
your text because you miss her. Better than that.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm too sure you could have texted her.
I've done a couple bucks on some RVs, isn't it better deal?
insane. Now you should text there like a RB's like $5 off coupon.
I'm grabbing drink a wild after this.
Grab a drink a wild after this.
I'm not in the memories.
I'm not in the same.
I love the streams glad we are back to the normal game.
Oh, I missed the heroes from last time.
Do you plan on playing with Freigvers again?
Yes.
Yeah, we just didn't solo because all the drops in the 1.0 and this, you know, this vlog going on, it was just a whole lot going on.
the
question, guys, I throw in some chicken
of it, so I grab a drink of water.
I don't get any of it.
I'm 0.85
mill.
We're talking about him before
and now I kind of like the sound
of the chicken nuggets, you know.
I kind of like the sound of nuggets.
They won't be done until after another raid at least though.
All right, let me go to the other grab a drink of water and get some nuggets in the fryer.
Exactly 50-year-old, we'll be right back home.
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All right, now I'll wait a minute, I'm going to reveal a fast cure what?
I was getting chicken nuggets prepared and sliced up some cucumber and made it with a cat while
I waited.
Let's see if we can get a band-in-factor in the room, remember the salt, yeah, that's all I did.
There's some cucumber slices, little salt on, oh, that's it.
Pepper, pepper on cucumbers, pot, open the container, isn't that called a pickle?
If you soak a cucumber and vinegar, then you just make a pickle.
Pretty sure that's a pickle.
That's a pickle, my friend.
I'll put pepper on, I'll just put salt on.
Well, dusting of salt over the top.
Always a good time. My dude. Wait, so you put pepper on you but salt and pepper on a cucumber
I need to try that was that good
Okay, I'll throw some pepper on it too
Just like a little bit
I'm going to pick one, can you come to the same thing?
A pickle is a cucumber soaked in vinegar, but maybe some other fixings.
I don't really like taking it.
Oh, taking it never really, you need to heat never really got a lot.
One need, thank you.
You humbers are gross and only for one minute the premiere of 50 Shades in Paris.
The purple cucumber in the purple bendy cucumber.
I don't know if I can do that.
Do you have any fucking inertia in my eye?
You're just doing cha cha slides everywhere.
I'm Bella.
Oh, dumbbell.
Let's let down some of this kind of fish.
Pappsy and milk.
Fucking, just the spikicles, what it is.
I'm covered in gatorade, what do you mean there's a cucumber of gatorade? I've never heard of this.
I thought gatorade was only flavored by colors. What color gatorade is the cucumber one?
They have actual flavors now. I thought it was just a color.
I like the Victorian tradesmen.
What?
I know about pepper.
I just didn't know the pepper on a cucumber.
Jesus Christ.
But pepper on a cucumber.
The blue favor?
Yeah, blue is always the best.
The original blue.
Blue Powerade, Blue Data Rade, the Blues are as it does not have light blue ice
small ship with full on Blue Data Rade.
Blue Powerade is hell good and as it's true that Bob last is just mountain
do in blue, be it arrayed next to the other, that's what I'm going to like,
yellow's the best, I do like yellow, be it arrayed, and orange, but it's going to be ice
going to be ice cold, no red is not, no red gatorade is not even good,
Right, that should taste like vomit.
Especially when it gets warm.
Red gator, it is not.
You're right on the way, let's go back and definitely fucking hear her, eh?
That did not go or I wanted to.
Fuck is this guy, dude.
You can't fucking see anything.
Where is this fucking guy?
Oh my god, could you take any more shots to die sir? I actually don't think I don't think that you could have taken more bullets than that.
Oh, Lee.
This is open already.
On the beach.
Oh, see more, feed me.
I am hungry for lunch.
The Bade user of my God.
He's using a Bade.
Jesus Christ.
I wonder, he's so powerful.
Man, I'm flanking.
God, you spring water and it's asshole as we speak.
seem such power before my life.
Jesus Christ is chasing the day.
Sugar Daddy Iste.
Okay, there was another body, I feel just a missing gun somewhere, contacts, contacts,
sixes.
Um...
Can I look you now?
You stole our loodiest maximists.
Checking here for some reason.
Marker and Gun are the four-crosser and door of Americano and the four-crosser.
Cross from the door, then on the floor, across from the door.
So, ours.
On the floor across from the door, a rat in the back hiding from a cat, Chad wearing
Chad were in plaid, making Timmy's real mad.
But wait, a surprise.
Oh no, you got had eyes.
Dr. Scaff.
Little rats and chads, this is the name of that one.
Oh, oh, a surprise, you just got had eyes and you've met your demise, man, that's
fire actually, okay, that's cooking, that's cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking,
Oh my god what the fuck are you doing there?
I can do it now, I can test drive that guy hates this fucking life right now, I can
guarantee you that lunch.
My guy is cursing Nikita for inventing that quest to write this very moment and he's got
a bunch of fucking shit for us, I like this guy, I like this guy, I like this guy,
It's got a lot of shit for us, wait a second.
We've got a lot of shit for us, maybe a second.
We're going to change the ring in this pocket.
Oh, really, those were probably a lot of them, they see it, I wanted to loot that pretty
quickly to be honest.
So I'm not sitting over there for too long.
I'm happy 60-to-be.
Here, I'm thinking so much for that man.
Huge sub, brother. Thank you.
All right, good raid boys. Good fucking raid.
And you know what's even better about this raid?
My chicken dog gets so gonna be ready!
Well, the exit that fine raid,
and acquire nuggets.
I need to grab rice and legma ham saline.
But dip in sauce, Frank's red hot buffalo, because that should zero calorie, and it takes pretty damn good.
Big Frank's buffalo kind of guy.
All right, the key to let me out of my rage, sir, there we go, and I'm the same.
So we're not too late, I think I'll take care of all me.
Okay, what have we got, what have we got. Oh, I need to wait. Oh, it's the takes once.
Oh, I need that, but I need to found the radio.
Thanks Buffalo better than the original Red Hot.
I think so because it's less concentrated, so you could use more of it.
good sauce things up more because it's it's like not as much spice per volume of
sauce
and
Okay, okay.
Okay.
All righty.
All right.
Okay, I'm gonna get a flare, let's get a little flare, get these things worth how much.
All righty, let's get back in there, let me do have something in my, okay, give me one quick moment.
on the grandma food, I'll be right back,
I guess, like, literally one minute.
All on.
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Alright, so I remember what it was.
Well, this smells quite delicious.
Also, whoever said, wow, it's all end pepper on
and cucumber is your own genius.
Her genius.
She's on a watermelon. That sounds disgusting. That sounds absolutely gross.
Mustard on a banana too, is vile.
I have Greek friends.
Greek people will be putting cheese on watermelon.
I
Got a cheese and watermelon. I mean that I could see
But like well, I guess fed it is cheese. Okay, I was thinking okay, okay, I could see that
Good to see that you should have specified fed it cheese. I was thinking like cheddar cheese and watermelon. That's how it's
Okay
Spickable
There's this old EBD thing I need there this.
And you right there, I'm gonna grow a little water now.
You can grow water now, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
a grilled watermelon.
You fucking pussy.
Oh fuck you running.
I don't know, even all the way, I've got a fucking piss master that guys.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Kill him too, I shot the shit out of him.
I'm gonna see that guy's not a master post like that's a pickle master
Yeah, put some master sounds way too much of a compliment like I'll do you the master
So, of course, oh shit, guys, guys, the master of course.
Yes, I'm the grandmaster of course, until my Tokyo.
and pull my doll joe.
I'm still excited for Marathon.
The stuff they showed recently looked better than the alpha.
I will play it when it comes out.
But I am skeptical.
so no I'm not excited for it I wouldn't say excited but I will check it out
when it drops because I want it to be good I hope it's good I hope they
fixed it I hope they did all the things they needed to you know like I don't
want it to be bad I want the game to be great chicken banana thank you so much
for the tier 3 sub banana, thank you, but now I'm not excited for it at this point.
They start showing off more of the game and it looks great and yeah I'm not gonna
sign for it but
Oh, I want to tell them. You can't fake that dot com that one is real is can be right there
That was the puts master for the pickle master
Well, it's in
I mean complain about it what marathon just that it was fucking terrible when they really see the alpha
I mean everything
It was just not good, sadly, but it was just not good.
I think most people also agreed with that, you know.
I heard they did another like close play test that was a lot better, yeah, I did hear
that.
So we'll see.
I mean, like I said, I don't want it to be bad.
I would love to have another good extraction shooter out there.
Oh, it's fucking MP5's everywhere.
Where?
Buddy's in here, bro.
This is fucking jammed again. I just bought a brand new one, this piece of shit.
I don't even fucking jams, man.
Oh, the fuck.
This thing's jamming more than Bob Barley's shit, man.
I'm jam-maxing.
I mean, dude, this is-
All this maxing, like, looks maxing, got ya, I like the retard maxing.
You guys see that on that they're talking about?
That I fuck with.
I don't recommend you smash your fucking bones,
But I recommend you retard max for sure.
That should actually make sense.
That legit makes sense to me.
Right?
Like,
been on that shit before this is cool.
I mean, I know that's a meme, but there's actually like,
there's actually some good advice in what those people are saying
when you see him talking about that.
Like there legitimately is some good in my,
oh my God there's another one.
Of course there's another one.
Why the fuck wouldn't there be another one?
There's some good advice in there.
Classic, classic.
Classic.
Never heard that guy.
of
what's retard maxing
it's it's like a mean but
people are like yeah you want to retard max your life where you just act
instinctively and like don't think about things and just do shit because doing stuff is better than not doing stuff
You want to talk to that cute girl over there like just retard Max and go talk to her like don't even think about what you're gonna do
Just go and talk to her like I
Which like obviously is good advice. It's actually true. I mean like don't do stupid things, but like
That's actually like don't it's like basically don't overthink things. That's a retard Maxing I guess like they I think they're just meaming the fuck out of it though
Thank you for 19 months, sir.
I think you spark
an odd scared out of here
I need to arm a
arm of me blaze
It's not, it's an actual word, like maybe you were to say something as like fire retardant,
like that, that's a legitimate meaning.
Like it's not necessarily an insensitive word towards people.
So I guess you shouldn't make fun of, well, I guess you shouldn't make fun of disabled people.
disabled people and I have disabled people in my family and I want to want people
making fun of them for that obviously but it doesn't the word doesn't mean
mentally disabled though. I guess it is somewhat come to me and that but that's not
inherently the meaning of it.
I've more listings on here.
I'm going to go in the garden.
I'm going to go in the garden.
I don't know if I have one.
Let me get some dtm.
Newton, I think it's terrible.
I'm going to have ammo for that thing.
You need to be here at my eye for that to even be halfway decent.
I have an NL right here.
My mom.
Oh, wow.
I need an alpha rig, cause I'm an alpha sigma.
and
I have 16 mil, we're getting there, we're getting there, man, I just go, lots go, it's
raise on any good, I think it's the last I played it, I would not buy it, it's probably
not.
That's great.
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the macros were bread and nuggets yeah the real good
Last night doing the far money quest.
During the quest where I farm a bunch of money you'll need it.
super cube, now it is a super cube.
Super cube.
these stuff in a few short, I don't like freezing shit if I can avoid it.
I don't know, I around just like meal prep at the beginning of the day.
Rather just make like a chicken and stuff in the morning when I cook breakfast and
And I'm pretty good every day.
Yeah, well, I mean, I eat so stupid, like, playing,
that I can do it quickly in the morning.
Like, I make breakfast and how long does it take to throw, like,
chicken in the oven for, like, in an air fryer,
for, like, brown, some ground beef in a pan.
Well, I do all that. It takes like, you know.
I can really more complicated meals, and yeah, but like I'm literally talking about, like, girl chicken,
round beef rice.
Well, I'm not like taste. I like simple and easy. That doesn't take much of my time.
You know, every meal you eat doesn't have to be the most delicious thing in the world.
I think I would be nice if it was, but I could at some point use eating for like sustenance
and fuel, alright?
I just hear...
PKT, what's up PKTM?
What's up PKT?
Wait, this is the BTR driver.
Who is this?
Wait, this is the BTR driver.
He's 250 round box mags.
Wait, what?
Wait, did I just screw my, he has gloves on too.
What?
And so I, the BTR driver, can spawn on the map next to you, but, so I can just murder
I'm so confused, I'm the impossible 750 rounds of BS in one raid.
Well it's BT and I don't think it's BT.
I mean the impossible I killed the BTR.
So fucking heavy now.
She got a fucking metal honor for that.
You know, I'm so heavy. I'm 58.
I'm 58.
250 round boxes.
I don't know if this isn't even a p-game. It's a p-k-t-m.
But a PKT should have the tank on her, like the spade group.
I'm going to call my boss.
I'm happy one year, babe.
Thanks, Shepo.
I'm going to call.
Oh!
I don't know, guys, so I'll turn on the flame.
It's the gunner you killed not the BTR driver, the gunner's meant to be in a visible
AI that follows the BTR, sometimes you hear legs crunch, let's break, that's the gunner
that's constantly falling, but not meant to take damage.
But so here it's telling me that the BTR is haunted by a Russian ghost. It's haunted
by a Russian ghost who files it around and I just murdered them so I'm basically
the Ghostbusters.
Those moths.
No, that calls for it.
No, they're dead!
Do you have any experience with the plan B suppressor mounts?
Hmm.
Um, okay, I don't love people mounts.
They kind of come undone sometimes.
But yeah, depending on what you're doing, they're perfectly fine, they can carb and lock
and stuff though.
On the streets of Tarkov, what are you gonna call?
Oh, it's pizza!
Well, the PKTM.
What are you gonna call?
Oh, it's pizza!
In the BTR, invisible man in the BTR.
I'm going to make sure that I have the right angle to make sure that I have the right angle
Finally, I've freed a no ghost.
You'd a lot of way of theme songs for movies like this anymore.
That's the best one right there.
It's an A-I that has a trend for a head and walks under the waves for game vets to get transport to work for a down the roll of B-T-R
I did not know that that's interesting
The wind's out, hello.
Oh, that air!
Fire.
Fire.
Where are the BDR?
Wait, does that mean if I shoot the BDR,
will he be able to shoot me back?
Because I killed the BDR gunner?
I've never got a ghost busted.
Is that like cracking someone on Halloween?
Oh, it's ghost-busting.
That was a hit.
Did it ever sign?
Well, I'm gonna lose my rep if I shoot the BTR, aren't I?
I've got a lot of them.
Shootin' a blank. I thought that was just a necessity.
That's a necessity.
I thought we were supposed to know Bust Max.
I thought that was the whole thing.
They call that retention, they call that shit retention.
Oh my god, oh my god, I thought he was the one that had an impunched to.
I thought he was right and I'm a foreigner. He was not right at all.
Drops on! Drops on staffs! Drops on staffs!
People got drops on staffs!
Good dude! Good dude!
Little, little, little, little
And there's something strange
Let me bag something, I don't think it will stop
That's probably on Twitter whatever it is.
No, I didn't even punch sent me to the fucking moon.
And watch him?
I'm just a film.
Used to be called a jempholine before Chatsman got on it.
I think you just have to keep surviving labs until it eventually you get contacted by
the mechanic to pay in a bitcoins for it but I don't think there's a way to get it.
You just have to keep doing labs and surviving and it's like five survives or something
and then you need to contact you.
It's 30 minutes total in labs, I'm really.
Interesting, it's just 30 minutes.
Okay, T, P, K, T, M, non-law wiki.
No, I don't think you're supposed to have it.
Oh, it's scavrole slash shooter.
Oh, hey, you're a, you're a,
correct, you're a key rack of BTR,
scavrole slash shoot of the swimming shooter.
I killed the BTR man.
You're a kick, you're a rock,
you're a rock,
you're a rock, you're a, you're a rock.
Sick.
I'm actually the best.
I'm literally the best, which really the best, I'm literally the best.
Let's bring back the case into the range.
So what do we, we had a PKTM modernized tank machine gun?
This is not supposed to be a gun in the game that you can have.
And I have 250 round boxes of PKTM.
But you're not supposed to have these things.
This is contraband weapon in Tarkov.
Oh, I'm not going to sell them to keep it.
You're not supposed to have this.
This is the gun on the BTR that shoots you.
So when you're dying of the BTR, it's this that's shooting you.
Yeah, this is like rare, rare, rare, rare form PKM shit.
With 250 round boxes, will it filter by item?
It's not even on the market.
But add offer.
And I, oh, I can sell the box.
Wait, I can list the box on the market.
I don't think you can list the gun,
but I can list the boxes.
We're kinda list the gun.
Now, I can list the boxes.
That's wild.
I'm gonna throw this in my stash somewhere.
John G. Thank you, brother
Don't weapon rock and profile. I don't have the weapon oracle if to make it. Let's make it.
you
to the
shooting range with ads on please
and I'll do it I don't it's I think it's just gonna shoot like a regular pkm though
barely can't put it in the weapon rack
but we'll find out I need to make my weapon rack though
Oh, I need to found the red drill.
Oh, it's a hand drill, hand drill.
and
I broke my game the forbidden
for it in p.k.m. machine gun is a breaking my game I think
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Don't cry in the darkness!
Open your hand, you gon' go!
You just can't see me!
I'm gone!
You're just aHent-Dani.
You're just aHent-Dani.
You're just aHent-Dani...
Your arms tonight.
What about the sound?
Mmm, boom.
That's why I didn't have a hand drill.
I'm not great on it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Fuck yeah.
it
holy fucking i just got so much ammo
it's so much fucking ammo right there to pay for that
uh...
I'm just lying around tonight.
Okay, we got a money.
A lot of money, a lot of lot of money.
My armor repair.
I just can't repair it anymore.
Just can't repair it anymore.
I'll shoot the PKTM and the shooting range since you guys are all curious about it.
I'm assuming it's just going to be a regular PKM though.
Oh my god, it has 9 million recoil, holy shit did you see that?
Oh my god!
Wait, what?!
Oh my god!
the
well ceiling's dead guys
holy shit what's the recoil of
uh... out nine hundred and thirty horizontal recoil to be what happens
but i want to see
on if i take the fucking stop off of this one
Oh.
But,
1,199 recoil.
Oh what the fuck?
1,199.
Is he with that?
Oh.
Raaa.
So basically, and as so much recoil you stare at your fucking elbow, he's huge.
Look at where the bullets went!
Where the hell did I go on the fucking ceiling?
What the fuck?
It's putting, so by cameras not going up when it requires it's going down.
What the fuck?
What the hell have we discovered?
What have we found here?
You shooting that shit like holding a teacup your-
Yeah, I think I like the zed-e-e-s.
What is that even mean?
We were gonna go prulin' in here, I can't go prulin' in here.
I can't go prulin' in here.
I can't go prulin' in here.
I can't go prulin' in here.
And while I'm gonna go prone...
Even is my...
That means it's time to subscribe with Prime, do it with Leachette, subscribe with Prime.
That is quite an interesting weapon guys, we're just going to save that as a little trophy.
I've never seen that before, I don't think I'm supposed to have it in the key to Mesa,
the fucking KGB to my house and reclaim my hard drive because I'm not supposed to have that.
Da!
We heard you have, on the register, the PKT, a machine gun in your house, da!
We've come here to take it back for the motherland.
You're not supposed to have mass weapons of mother Russia.
Let's go.
I need a flare, you need a flare.
How do I get it? I killed the BTR driver slash gunner.
The guy that's inside the BTR that kills you, I killed him because I'm a fucking sigma.
I am a fucking sigma and I killed them and I took his machine gun and now it's mine.
And the file does body as well.
There's the way to get the grenade launcher too.
Wait, what grenade launcher?
What grenade launcher?
is
there's no credit matcher
I may have less you meant like the mounted the ags
40 a 30 I can get that
I
Oh, I got the goddamn BTR gun
Thanks prime reminder guy that prime sub was just sitting there doing nothing
Thank you, B.C.
Thank you
it's a bad bad I believe
as a way to get the mountain when they want to I saw them face book
that way is called cheats probably
I mean I've seen a clip of a flying cheater shooting the grenade launcher people
This is what happened.
Oh, who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that man?
He was just there, look.
That's the BTR turret right there, yeah.
That's the turret in the BTR.
PKTM 250 around the magazines as well.
And then when I killed him, it said his name and then it said in parentheses, BTR,
and then it said, scab, something, scab object slash shooter was the type of AI was.
I'm actually the best of this fucking game man. I have you chat of you guys killed me
Have you guys killed the BTR driver because I have like I know you guys aren't as good as me at the game
Well, like I killed the BTR driver
This is why they pay me the big bucks
This is why they can't this is why they pay me the big bucks
I'm actually never fucking seen that at all. I was so confused what happened. I didn't know what the fuck it was in first
Just look at me. I am the BTR now look at me
I am the BTR now
Thank you for watching.
Thank you.
the
the
of
the
of the
You have to kill the BTR driver, like a fucking chat, and then you could unlock your
speech for it early.
Oh my god, oh my god, I've cursed my game, oh my god, there's got my left please
on the inside.
Oh, oh yeah, I'm just the best.
No, no, this game goes.
It's just another day in paradise.
I want to become, I should become the BTR because of this, but why am I not able to be the BTR because of that?
I literally have just taken his role.
Thanks.
You'll get me.
I am the BTO now.
I like to beat your damn girl. You build like the goddamn BTR shit.
Shig girl, you picker than a Russian BTR got damn.
And damn god damn.
Okay, no, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Okay, no, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Nice roller.
Nice roller.
should check it.
I may fuck up here as I'm not alive.
Okay, let's go.
That's cool.
All right, doesn't hit a single bullet.
Oh yeah, me once in the stomach and then the headshots me through the door with a fucking pee-peer-ound. Oh yeah, yeah
PKTM, what a destroyer in my grave. I agree
the E-O-Calls same thing as Twitch. Same thing. The D-Singsman pretty wild today. It's been pretty
already off the chain wax today.
Pretty off the chain wax today.
and
Oh, bizarre.
The gun.
I have an L.C.P right there.
I'll look at that.
What could that?
Would you just look at it?
Just look at it.
Look at it.
I'll be tea.
to
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.
.
.
All right, let me run the bathroom.
We'll let him be back.
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Your dad has you been I missed the drops such hope you're doing fine bro, you really
change every one's life and just make living a hell of a lot easier 8 greater than.
Okay, that's okay.
No cap the order goes, man.
It's classic.
The type of pickle that W you get.
Here we go, we're getting the order.
There we go, we're getting the order.
Logic, my little punch.
Logic, my little punch.
Logic, my little punch.
Logic, my little punch.
Oh, I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
Who'd have ever come at the back-flash, my bad!
My bad!
Here I'm back-slash.
the
loading
the
one
we go
maybe i'll get shot through a damn door this time
hopefully
Okay, we were by finance building, Jazz Drive, rather the Russian Jazz Club.
I think I've got some argo, holy moly, jazz in my club, but that sounds oddly,
Oh, fain.
Oddly profane.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We'll see you need to be at the border for the farmer,
what our number, the level five plates.
Isn't it, what questions it to get the trade for the plates?
The level five ones?
I don't know.
I was forgetting what it is.
Is it in Psalm now?
I think you're right.
It might be in Psalm now.
Or is it peacekeeping?
No, it's not peacekeeping your mission.
It's in Psalm now.
Not positive though, but I would just check the remorning of the wiki for that
It's not peacekeeping mission because I haven't finished peacekeeping mission and I have it
But can't be
That's a little more map from peacekeeping mission
I think it's different plates, but I think it's on there.
You get some level five plates or not.
I don't know why.
Oh, oh, the act.
Oh, it's a file.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Nice.
Good eye.
I didn't even see that.
Chats got that 20-20 rat vision, it's bought a violent key card in the haystack, you guys.
And tell me, Chats, you know, I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you know, I'll give it to you, credit for credit is do.
Right at where it is due.
That's all.
It's a Christmas tree.
Hmm, earth's mystery food, hmmm.
This shiska, the shiska mob.
Shis, shiska mob.
What would be the best time for a clock to break?
before you enter the pie massage parlor.
But I still find it so fucked that like, people, people these days, like, these young
ones, these damn young ones these days, they don't know how to read, like an analog clock.
It's a legit growing up, and they can't read a clock unless it's digital
Like if they had a watch like you'd give a kid like a fucking like watch you would not have read the time unless it was digital
That's true. They also can't even read words. Yeah, that's true
That's true
I can't really get his left of these damn youngins can't read.
There's damn youngins you can't read.
I mean soon they're gonna be asking chat GPT out of white they're on ass.
I don't think you will be disappointed.
And I just put in the kufa later, I'll put in the kufa later, gutter, king, that sounds kind of heavy.
Carson's wild. I mean, not knowing how to write Carson is one, so that's not that bad, because like what?
Like, why do you need to know how to write in cursive other than how to sign your name?
Which like isn't even in cursive like I don't think I've ever written in cursive in my fucking life
besides like the signature of something
Yeah, like who gives the fuck about the match? It's not practical at all
Oh, he's not there and then he's do this game is literally just people not fucking moving anymore. It's crazy.
Like he's literally peek it nobody there peeking again there. Oh my god dude.
it's crazy all my deaths like this now
or acts the road wow thanks Nikita
i love getting shot in the throw and dying
the minute i made it one i don't think it would have mattered
i don't think it would have even mattered but
I can I need something to blame my death on so I'm going to blame it on that
Does the curse of the BTR gunner you're right I killed the BTR gunner and now look what happens
Actually not even a coincidence
I
want
my games broken what is happening okay let's restart
I'm decent this fuck, yep.
Yep, that's why I'm restarting.
I've been getting this quite a bit today, haven't I?
We've been getting this quite a bit!
Oh, didn't even sell any of my shit!
Ah!
Some...
...late straight here.
You want to...
...sum...
...late straight here.
You want to...
of
guns alive
and you are
not much
of the maybe we change streets for something else
to be
doing great
I'm doing a great...
I just grab that G20...
See, do about that, it's really... do like...
reserve he says
uh...
change maybe
have a DMR I don't really want to
I also should have
on the flea market. That's fine. I don't know.
Yeah, I might have something to do here.
Yeah, remember.
The gentrine tonight. No, I think tomorrow and I will be a
the D-Gen stream on the kick.com forward slash landmark in the tomorrow we'll be.
Why don't kick as well? I have to be degenerate on twitch. Why not have to be D-Gen's on this site?
We're not going to go to the other places. We're going to go to the lands.
The lands were there. Let us be free.
I'll say do a lot to the dream do a lot.
Does that mean it means you play blackjack in night?
That's what that means.
There's a lot of fun. It's way too much fun actually.
It's way too much fucking fun.
and
just beats it on stream
a man can play blackjack on YouTube
no, not for real money
actually I don't know if you can I don't think you can on YouTube
definitely can't on Twitch
I don't think you can do it on YouTube either
the
best streamer
thank you Nikola
thank you thank you
I mean yeah I can spend a hundred thousand dollars on cash like
CSGO cases and open those but
God forbid I play in the black Jack
the
more gambling and playing cards, well, I mean, you're, okay, you're expected to return on counter strike go cases is way lower than a hand of blackjack. So yeah, it's definitely, I would say count and CS go cases is worse gambling than like, like, like,
Blackjack or something by far, or like Bokara, they're going to lose way more money doing that.
the
loading objects
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the effects I don't know how FIFA packs work can someone explain that to me
I'm imagining it's like a CSGO thing where you like buy a pack and you open it and there's a chance for like a rare player something in it
They're like a skidden for a player or something.
Like, they turn like messy black or something.
They don't actually do that.
But like, you're just, I'm not better players
by spending money in the game.
I heard people's been so much money on FIFA,
but I don't know how it works.
Just pay to win shit.
they just they just put paid away in there that's kind of bullshit people play that
are my bell and right now to the computer room
get why FIFA games are so popular
like is as fee for popular just because football slash soccer is really popular in real life
or is it popular because they're actually good games it's got to just be because
it's soccer, right? There's no way it's like that shit is that good of a game.
How about you and your friends pay a visit to Colombia's president as well?
We're really quitting. Oh, no, that was a different country.
I don't think I've ever played a FIFA game. I've played sports games before.
What? I'm so confused. There's a fucking guy in there, but where did I just die to?
I'm so confused what did I just die to.
Was he just like crouch behind a desk?
A clip is unavailable. He's just crouch behind a desk.
Is this the new thing people do we just like hide and don't peek anything in a way for like what the fuck?
Wait what
Is that him there I'm so confused
Yeah, he's just hiding on the desk there
What is this game anymore?
What am I even fucking playing anymore?
Seven thorax only, no arms.
I'm just gonna do it because he did hit my arms at all, and that's weird to me, but I could be either way.
the way this is crazy dude this is crazy I just need to not fucking move at all
like what every time I died it like did I not even holding a fucking angle you just
city like what the fuck oh my god
Thank you for all this is just like I don't even understand
This is how this game is going nowadays
who go go go go
waga
it's just like literally
do not fucking move at all day
.
I don't have a gun, I have that MDR.
I guess I'll use the MDR, it's already built.
It's already built, I may as well use it.
I heard him and told us to scab.
No, I heard a scab.
I never heard that guy.
The sound I heard was a scab.
Not that player.
That guy did not make a single sound.
What I heard was a scab outside of the room.
They hang out right outside there.
On my, like, to the left of where I was.
That was 100% a scab.
That we heard.
I was 100% a scap that we heard. It was not that guy.
Um...
I got the poop maybe maybe he was poopin'
It got a poopin'
A good chance, but whoo
He might have been poopin'
I'll come to the, man
It's a pent-message mean.
It means we play blackjack over there, and we have a damn good time.
That's what that means.
do sometimes, yeah, sometimes we continue the stream elsewhere after after Twitch.
Some nights, like two, two times a week, two, maybe three times a week.
Okay, I don't know how to play crops, you want, you need to roll like a seven with
crops.
You have to throw the dice into the opposite wall and hit a seven, is that how that works?
I don't really know how to do, I don't really know how to play crops.
Oh, no, 7.
It's don't roll 7.
Oh, well, I don't want to play crops.
I'm a blackjack fucking fiend.
I don't know how crap this is played, I've actually never done it, I was doing, and
You should just blackjack roulette sometimes that casinos are like
Usually just blackjack them
Perhaps this fun person. I mean it's probably fun if you get to actually throw the dice yeah
It would be good to throw the dice that's probably fun
One more time.
I do this.
One more time.
I don't know why I felt the need to queue interchange again, but here we are.
Chewing interchange again.
the
It's been a long time since I played BoccaWat.
BoccaWat's like, you get two cards, you could bet on player or banker.
Aces or ones, tens and face cards are zero.
You add the two cards up and you want to get nine or closest to nine wins.
And then I don't know when you draw additional cards.
I don't know how that works.
There you go.
I'm not fucked with this guy again.
I have a hell of a small, so close.
I think they're going to do it for you.
Yeah, but they do play the game for you.
That's true.
but I also don't like that, right? I like making a decision.
Like it's not as much fun if you don't make a decision that
technically impacts the game, right?
There's an unblocker at when do you get additional cards?
Because I know sometimes they deal you with third card, right?
Hmm.
Then someone would you get, well, I mean, yeah, I assume that, but like, what does it depend
done.
Biver below is a hit.
Oh, so if you're five or below on the first two cards, you get a third card.
Is that it?
Do you add the two cards?
You want to get closest to a nine if you're five or below.
You got a third card that you had, and then that's it, that's all game, oh, I can do that.
Hello, GPU, yeah, face cards is zero, ace is one, everything else is what it says,
add them together. Try to get in line. Why do I hear that, if a
bulk rod, then your better odds betting on banker than players, that's true.
a slight lead better odds to bet on. Why is that?
It's not 50-50.
Bokra is not 50-50, it's pretty close to 50-50, but I still think you bet banker a player and I think banker is better odds than player
very slightly
I don't know why
Why?
Why?
Bob, I'm pretty sure I shall not scab in the head,
And he didn't die, that's interesting, my friend.
The rare ademanteam skulls gathered.
Also better tie, I guess you can better tie in the...
Akira, right?
something what do I hear
Let me just go.
What tips? A fox mask?
Good for us, why is energy expansion to it?
They made them out too big.
Not too big and there's no like centralized
spots.
After players aren't even in the fucking ball,
this might be more.
We're going to run that outside.
at a close.
at a close.
The Duma's hold the new change.
How are we doing?
What do you want to end and change the ship's name?
I'm in the Casino to 5050. Probably more like 45.55, Banker.
Also, you inspired me to get a glass mouse pad.
Got a super glide.
If it works out for you, I've been like him on. I just don't like how fast they chew through mouth skates, but
When they're set up nice and do quite like them. I
Do quite like them
Let's take some good news to though
And they
Like the mall just kind of sucks on this map now.
There's like no fucking loot anymore inside, huh?
It's a cap, well I don't know, isn't it inside? Inside them all, there's a loot.
Mag is an ultra-medicine buff throw on the key.
I don't have that.
The pharmacy?
I forgot about it.
Yeah, they buffed the pharmacy as well.
Okay, maybe you just need those two keys.
We're home, we're home, we're home.
I'm killing him.
I don't know what I did, I did it, there's just another guy.
I'm trying to peat people, there's scams, lots of PMC.
He was friends with a player scab.
Well, I've kind of you to join us in here.
You are far too kind.
Look, a kiss ball, a slickers.
A little slipper close.
I don't want to turn it out, nope.
Nope.
Nah, I don't even have that key, I need to get it.
There are one.
I'm seeing you.
Get his ass!
Fuck that guy up!
Wait.
Kevin, what do you just- what?
How is this guy up?
Not shooting out.
It has to stream a map.
Wait, is it got you think you guys under the stairs?
I don't kill him if he's there.
He's done.
We call Charlie because I'm to the stairs.
But we call.
people just sit there and eat nays and so is this strange thing it's like you don't see that grenade there
like you kind of have to try and move man you hear me throwing it you got to do something
yeah got to do something man you can't just sit there
Oh, Kradade's done exist, they can't hear us.
You can't hear me with your Kradades.
We're doing MP5 today, it's... because of the test drive quest.
I have to do it, be as she adding another quest that runs the game for people, make
some fucking suffer doing the quest of the shit good with the reviews.
Holy fucking ammo, my brother, my brother, that's so much ammo.
Oh, that's a fucker.
I can't wait to have a street boxing event with midgeets on.
Are you going?
I don't know if I can pee, I'm saying.
What the hell?
a box in the keyter, okay.
Okay.
That's the PMC.
Oh, this is my fucking bag.
There.
There.
A little cuter.
Thank you.
Okay, I'll see you in the gutt of me.
I'm killing face you all the short.
That's much more than I know.
We got a long run to make.
We got a long run.
Oh boy, I sure hope I don't die at the extraft man.
I sure hope not.
That would break my fucking heart.
J.J.
Um, I'm just going to go outside.
That may not be doable because the sma be the last raid.
Unfortunately.
I do have the code.
But I feel like the code is dangerous as well.
When people just sit in there...
I don't know, I might be better than...
It might be better than that, see ya.
I can read with players' cards, et cetera.
That sounds like some form of scabbard there.
According to what heard has said, do you have a running cock with a diameter of 12 inches
wide?
Be alto much chowed.
Watch out!
it's shimmer. You are not an employee of Twitch you are a contractor for
Twitch you are self-employed and I'm gonna buy baby
CPA go
Oh my god, I learned!
Hopefully based on Spock's make it worth it.
I love it!
Zell a snack, you very, very much, sir. Thank you.
Okay, you.
A bit loneliness.
all right, I actually go a lot of people once you three, four, five, five things is not bad, not bad, almost a bobber again, not bad at all.
I'm all done.
Let's go to me.
I understand, I can't sometimes move in search.
Oh, watch me.
I do this one second.
Okay.
I made it to Morphin and C5 GPU.
I made that and some of that.
P.P.
You say B.P.
Ah, that's another.
Shamanat.
How come my cont watch your first raids of 1.0?
Or do you have them somewhere?
Ah, probably because Twitch deletes.
to which deletes the odds after like a month, but YouTube would probably be the place for that.
Definitely YouTube content from all of it.
Alright guys, I'm gonna hop over the night, I will see you all later.
I enjoy the rest of your weekends. I will see you tomorrow, same time, same, well actually earlier
earlier tomorrow, but same place because I got a little late tonight. I'm great night guys.
I will see you later. Bye-bye. Appreciate you.