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06-01-2026 · 3h 42m
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Yeah, we're back come back
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Late stream. Yep.
Yep, I've been sleeping.
Did they, uh, did they change anything on the smart? Yep.
I haven't or they changed the timer they made it what 50 minutes instead of they added 10 minutes on it
Yeah, I saw that I don't I don't think they changed anything
Like AI and shit, right
What's your favisi caliber I'm millimeter and anything else is wrong
That's the damn truth and that's the damn truth
Nice to got the intro.
Well, seeing as though I have a kid on already, let's go do this.
Let's do this.
Let's see if I remember how to do this shit, too.
Oh, let me get one of these before he resets.
I don't even know what I came over there to get, to be honest.
Okay.
Uh, we got all that. We got all that. Boom, I got bomb. I got that.
We need the smoke grenades. We need the regular grenades.
Oh, I need to do my hideout too.
Get my hideout going.
Can't forget to get the hide out
Can't forget to get the hide out going reach a hundred miles swipe I'm 94 mil
We'll get a hundred mil on like two raids as long as I don't die
The money's pretty or at least it was I don't think they've changed much but the money was pretty fucking easy on this map
I was doing that shit like half a sleep. So, I spread your calls in inflation. Dude, it's
it's the fucking Federal Reserve boat. It's not it's not ice. They're just printing money
on this boat. Hey man, 62 months. Thanks for the countless hours of entertainment. Thank
you. I appreciate that brother. Did they fix the helicopter bypass? The helipad bypass?
I don't think I saw if they fixed that
They didn't fix that yet
but
That's a shock. Honestly. They extended the they didn't fix that
What are they doing? Do they just not give a shit?
I've been a fix that job. I thought they would have fixed that like immediately.
That is quite shocking. That is quite shocking actually. I'm surprised about that one.
about that one.
I don't know how to play this game any more what is the question today?
just hit the gym. got some errands done today. slept in a little bit. been a good day. been a good day. i'm sure i've smoked in a hole in a hall.
Um, as far as I know, yes, I mean, I haven't played in like a day, so I thought they would
have changed stuff, but I don't think they have.
I was gonna use step by step on how to do icebreaker.
Okay, so you bring the engine and keycard, you drop them the freezer hull, you peek the
hallway of Marty's here, you kill Marty, you may or may not have to kill scabs, you throw
and I'm 67 the doorway will unlock that so the scabs don't push you and then you come over here
if Marty's not in the hallway you can literally just run throw grenade unlock the door and not kill
a single rogue in the beginning part of the map then we come over here to the engine room we're
going to equip a smoke grenade we're going to come up here and open this door we're going to unseal
So this door, we're going to open this door, we're going to come downstairs, we're going
to stand right about here and throw a smoke grenade straight down, we're going to let
that plume up. When this is plumed, we're going to run to this red light, turn around,
hide right here, and now we're going to wait. Now we're going to listen to all their footsteps.
You can hear lots of footsteps, and we're going to sit here and wait until there's no footsteps left.
They're still walking. Just wait until there's no footsteps. They're still stepping. Still stepping.
hold it hold it no more footsteps we're gonna come out here we're to shoot them
all in the head
one got away
now they're all dead or I don't know grab whatever the fuck we want to grab
from these guys you don't have to grab anything I might just look for one with
Here's a guy with Sonamo.
Usually you can kill them all
just in the line instantly. Now they're all dead. Now we come upstairs. We're gonna grab a frag grenade.
We're gonna stand right about here. We're gonna look up. We're gonna underhand the frag grenade.
We're gonna pull out another frag grenade and we'll look a little bit to the right
We're gonna throw this one up in the air the right. We're gonna pull on another frag grenade
We're gonna look a little bit this way. We're gonna throw that one. We're gonna pull another frag grenade
We're gonna throw this one like more straight up
And then
That sometimes kills all them we're gonna peak this now there's one dead we're looking for three bodies
There's another body. We're looking for one more body. That's all three bodies
You don't have to shoot a single guy. They're all dead now. Then we're gonna come over here
We're gonna hop on this thing we're gonna hop on this thing hit a little sideways jump
Well, we're a little sideways jump sometimes it takes a second hold on hold on performance anxiety
Hold on sometimes take a second little sideways jump. We're gonna hit a little sideways a
little sideways
a little sideways there's an easier way now what is there a little a little
I can't do this right now. Hold on. Hold on. This is literally the hardest part of the
fucking map. Oh, well, I want to do it. Maybe if I go more straight on. I had it down the
the other day. Why can't I do this? This is crazy.
What dude? Dude? Why is it not doing it? Oh my God, can I get
high? Dude. There we go. A little sideways jump and then we
hit a little. Oh man. Okay, hold on. Hold on. I have
performance anxiety. Oh my god. Oh my I literally had this down. There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go. Now we come over here and we hit a little jump here. And then
we come over here and we hit a little jump there and then we look up a little bit. We
fault that. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, no, no. We come down here, spin around, peak this,
there's not a black division on the corner right there he's not there so we
run up we peek right here we come this way a little bit we shoot that guy in
the face can't see another one so we go well that was one we come this way we
peek right here kill him
Well, didn't see that guy hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on didn't see that guy
Okay
Almost died
Then we shoot him in the face
We're gonna take our plates off of this guy actually did he even oh he throwed it me
Okay, we don't even need to take plates off him because he didn't do any fucking damage to us
We're gonna plant the bomb
We're going to plant the bomb, we're going to come this way, we're going to put on our
gas mask, we're going to pull out a whole ton of smoke grenades, right?
I'm going to heal my arm, we're going to turn on our helmet flashlight, we're going to remove
the chain. We're gonna open the door. We're gonna grab our
backpacks on that 400 pounds or come over here. We're gonna
throw a smoke grenade in the hallway. We're taking another
smoke grenade. We're gonna throw that one deeper in the
hallway. I'll put another smoke grenade. We're gonna throw that
one even deeper in the hallway. Well, another smoke grenade.
We're gonna underhand it in the hallway. We're gonna put
another smoker day we're gonna hand that one in the hallway now we're gonna take
another smoker made we're gonna throw it into the gym take another smoker made
we're gonna peek the gym and throw it straight through that doorway we're gonna
run in the gym we're gonna 180 we're gonna back out into the hallway and we'll
hold
I'm going to shoot them two in the head.
I'm going to shoot him in the head.
We're going to mug the AI, wait for the last guy to come.
There's four of them on your solo.
Whenever the last guy to come, we hear them coming.
I'm going to mug him some more.
Mug him even more.
Oh, fuck.
Well, we're supposed to spin the flashbang, I did, but I think it bounced behind me,
so we're going to wait out the flashbang, that's not supposed to happen.
Oh, another smoker there, just for the hell of it.
Come back to our spot.
I
Kill him I want to lose a lot of dead corpses. Oh, I need to get my backpack first
My bag this my bag I put more smoke grenades back in my rig we're gonna need those
come back to these guys we're gonna lead up Mr. Wedge take his night vision over
here take his MP7 and I'll load all those mags or take his money and the
pockets pick up the rem
pick up the plates so we're not so heavy
I'm going to keep unloading all this.
A lot of angry black division upstairs, we're going to ignore all this.
Refreshed enough. Refreshed enough.
I'm going to keep unloading all this.
A lot of angry black division upstairs. We're going to ignore them right now. They can't harm us.
Hey, you cannot harm us here, take the gas mask too, why not?
Hey, you cannot harm us here.
Okay, well there, this guy now.
Is the helmet cover itself or anything? I don't think so.
Whoa, what are they doing there?
Keep all looking them all.
I can't believe they haven't adjusted a lot of this stuff on this map.
I'm kind of shocked that they didn't fix a lot of these exploits.
Hmm, I'm a little bit...
Do I only 9.95? Well, I should.
I have 39 bolts.
There's no lot of bolts.
78 there we go. Also surprised that they left, they left Bobby much of the lighting as a setting
There's the barbecue torch. That's the extra time feel. You really don't need it with all the like
exploits and shit you can do on this map. Like once I figured out how to do this map the time
was not even remotely an issue at first it was but once I got it down like I was extracting
20 minutes left like just not even necessary at all it's nice break your best for the 30 road
kills that's where I did it love alluding yeah like you can you can run this map so quickly
So like full loot and kill everything if I'm not like rushing it takes 30 ishmets
So they kill everything and full loot if I'm just chillin and like kind of taking my time
I mean we're almost done with the map already.
We just have to kill one more group of black division.
Arguably the hardest part of the map.
Oh, STEM, STEM, this dude is weak.
0803. 0803. There are no other players on this map. It's PVE, which is why I'm surprised
that they're leaving all the like, exploits and shit people are doing. Because if you
follow all the steps that I've been doing. I know like I messed up a tiny bit, but if you
can just like take your time and follow all the steps that I'm doing, like the map is very easy.
It's very, very easy to do.
I mean if you think about it like I killed three black division like legitimately and
pretty much just shot them from an angle where they couldn't even really shoot me very quickly.
You really don't have to do much. You really don't have to do much at all. To be honest
Upstairs next floor
But single player talk I've no I've never played it. I've done one rate of pve so
more whiskey I think this is a lootable room yeah this is the first time in the
PVP mode of Tarkov there's a PV map yes it's very broken it's very broken in my
I mean, I think it's pretty objectively broken at least with the current exploits and stuff
Well, terminal. Okay. Terminal was first, but that wasn't really a map though, right?
Okay, so this is the last fight we have to do I'm gonna turn on my headland
Turn on my flashlight drop my backpack grab a smoke grenade. We're not gonna peek this doorway ever about to smoke up to the wall there
I'm gonna peek a little bit more on there about the smoke of the wall there
there. Underhand of smoke right there. We're going to throw a smoke right over there. Kill
kill that guy cuz he's dumbass
first one there
kill that guy
kill that guy
three of them dead, four of them dead, there should be one more on your solo for
total of five other ones coming down like an idiot that's all five of them we've
not cleared the map and now we can freely loot while the smoke is still popped
we're gonna go up to the bridge so we can get out of the way and see all the
loot when we're done
312220 on smoke kills AI logic.
It severely slows down the detection speed of AI through smoke.
As you saw, they will shoot through it sometimes, usually pretty inaccurately, or they'll just
blind fire like where they thought you were. So as long as you're decently quick about shooting
them in the head, I'm gonna blow towards this, as long as you're decently quick about shooting
them in the head and killing them in the smoke, you're pretty much fine. Sometimes they might just
RNG kill you through it, but it's pretty unlikely. You know, like AI sometimes just will RNG kill
you, that's just how the game is. But if you follow this little strategy, you will clear
icebreaker like nine times out of ten easily pretty much no skill required you just got
to follow the steps and have a little bit decent of aim because the boss you do have
to kill some of quickly he will kill you through the smoke if you just leave him there so there's
just that that's really the main risk and that last part I just did there sometimes
the AI gets a little funky, but it's pretty straightforward to do.
Yeah, 30 minutes left.
We're basically folk.
There was like no loot here.
Fuck.
We're basically like almost full looted.
We just got the last order.
And then we'll probably go loot some of the Black Division
that I left.
Time to take a nap.
No screaming till Ian's chat.
Thank you, Padden.
Hearing Hello Pad is easier than the Parkour.
Well, that's not it's not.
You literally don't have to shoot anything.
There's zero risk of dying doing the Parkour.
Happy to see you well, Debbie.
Thanks, Waffle.
There's like zero risk of dying.
I don't see how it could be easier.
It could potentially be faster if you mess up
the jumps a bunch like I do, but I wouldn't nearly
say it's easier.
This is the method.
You could definitely do it faster, but this isn't a method about doing it as fast as possible
This is a method about making it as safe as possible as easy as possible
I mean you literally don't even have to fight anything like pretty much
Seen the wall climbing yeah, we're doing that the other day
That the the climbing at the beginning of the raid like doesn't really do anything for you
It's kind of funny to do, but it doesn't really do anything for you if you do that
That glitch, I would call it a glitch.
How do they patch this?
They disable the volumetric lighting setting.
I don't know why that, I mean, use it while you can, but I don't know why they've left
it enabled.
I mean, that's what makes all of this possible.
No, it's not what makes it possible, but it's what makes it so straightforward to do.
I don't know why they've left that on in all honesty.
They want it to be like this.
I can't imagine they want you to be looking through smokes and killing AI.
I think they want you to use smokes, but I,
you can't tell me that they want you to be able to see through smokes and shoot AI
in the head. That I can't wrap my head around.
Using smokes is more than likely intended,
but this is taking it a bit far.
little bit far
My my theory is that they designed the map to have smoke grenades be used
But they didn't realize that you can manipulate settings to see through smokes
So they didn't realize that people would be using them in this matter and just like standing in smokes and shooting
but it's a thing so shit do okay um well that's them out let's go with the black division
we skipped and that's it actually I think I'm down here hey man hope all is
well how many guards does a witch have you he has five in the boss room including
wedge then got killed by a sixth I know he had three guards in total if you're
solo it's five AI if you're duo it's six if you're trio no if you're solo it's
four of your do it's five of your trio I think it's seven
there's more AI on the map if you're in a duo trio
good stamina back
Not a great hall to be honest not a great hall
Okay, just grabbing up all their bullets may as well when in Rome they say
5, 5, 8, 1's there.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
Okay, I'm back up here, empty server now, how can I get over this?
There's still a few AI that I skipped, they're on the right side down there, so you do have
to watch out for them, they can shoot at you coming down this way, usually they don't,
But they can if one of them like hangs backwards.
But yeah, the knob's done.
It's been done.
Once I kill those last Black Division in the smoke,
it's all done.
You can kill them if you want, but there's not really reason to.
I'm always full on loot by the time.
I didn't even loot the Black Division in the engine room,
and I'm full on loot.
If you really wanted to see, he's there for some reason.
If you really wanted to kill him all you could, but it doesn't really seem necessary at all.
I think there's six, there should be six Black Division down there that I skipped.
So if you want an extra six kills, go for it, but it's not necessary.
We'll get plenty of ammo and loot and money and gear and give them us.
and that's how you clear out icebreaker with minimal effort easy peasy easy easy easy
We had to bring euros. No, I bring him anyway. If you kill the boss and loot him in his guards
I think they'll always have enough euros for you to extract if you're solo see that like I said about 30 minutes
30 minutes start to finish the full loot
It's about how long it takes hundred thirty eight thousand XP and
Quite a bit of money
How many bullets did I use of curiosity is more than I would normally I think is the hundred and fifty six m a five five a one
so for a hundred and fifty six bullets
We got a whole lot more both back.
Should I just make? I don't know. That was a weaker loot run.
Probably like three mil.
That's a really guess.
A better run is, I mean not including the ammo, but a better run is about five-ish mil.
the
the
the
the
You do if you do it the way I'm
showing you to do it, it's super
easy. Super super easy to do.
And these went crazy down in
one moonshine is rough.
That was 2.1 mil plus the sub budget sold plus all this yeah I'd say about
That three-mil profit is sounds about right for that run.
That was a bad one.
Plus all the euros you get,
there's 3.3 mil plus some USD, plus all this.
So four mil plus some USD plus ammo,
minus like 600K for the entrance.
Not bad. Not bad.
I mean you can't sell it so it's not ash but that amount of ammo is probably worth over
a million yeah but you can't sell it you're just stacking it up
I go live and I'm replaying old vods you sir are an idiot
what
that was the dumbest thing I've read all day
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
You are an idiot.
I got them smokin' heads.
All right, we've got 100 mil this run,
if I'm not mistaken.
I just got to move it over actually I don't even have to move it over okay be I don't
worry about it.
I get directly ice burger you have to transit the ice burger and make it to the door where
you'd need the bomb to enter the boss room and then you'll get a BTR quest line and you
need to complete that BTR quest line and then once you do that you will have it unlocked
on your map you still have to pay the entry fee and all that but you don't have to do
the transit. Which I'm honestly shocked they did it that way. I'm kind of shocked that they let
you just queue them up directly. I thought it was going to be a straight transit only type of
deal. Empty hands. Thank you for the five gifted subs. What's going on brother? How you've been
doing. Thank you.
Yeah, I honestly, yeah. I honestly feel like it should have been transit only.
I don't know. Well, maybe part of me feels a way. I'm not really sure.
They should have, they probably should have put the transit in a better
location and made it transit only. Because like transit only on the
here is that's just terrible like that that's fucking measure this is fucking
miserable Marty what the fuck
of
all of us agro there
and
The money-making is fucking awesome, especially like again if you do if you do the things to make the map really easy
The map is really easy
So like what you get for how easy it is to make the map easy to complete is kind of like that it's so fucked
I don't want to get out of here.
I don't want to get out of here.
Oh, just a little more.
Oh, I hear one back here. These guys are like kind of bugging out this raid. What the hell?
They're bugging out this gas mask off
Do you have a target do you really have a target you sure about that you sure about that buddy
One, two, three, they're all dead.
They're all dead.
Let's see if we get this jump up a little quicker.
Let's see if we get this jump up a little quicker this time.
Let's see if we get this jump up a little quicker this time.
Let's see if we get this jump up a little quicker this time. There we go. Fuck, I'm an idiot.
Let's see if we get this jump up a little quicker this time.
Come on.
Oh my god, come on. Come on. Irish! Dude. Irish, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you so much, man. How are we doing? Good to see you.
you. Very good to see you. Thank you very much, Irish store. Thanks for three years
as well. Check this guy here, he's not there. What the fuck?
I'm just being a fucking weirdos, guy.
Uh, well, it's not an event, it's just a map in the game.
It's just like a, it's just a map now.
What up?
caffeine, how we doing?
what we doing, how we doing, how we doing?
should have grabbed some 5.5a1
fuck
oh, i have a full mag, we're fine
in terms of i died on the map
a lot, but like if I'm actually trying to do it, you basically never die.
You pretty much never die if you do, if you do this method.
You only really die if the AI just bugs out and does some crazy shit.
I'm crazy on again when they update it. I'll play it. I don't see a reason to play that game until they update it though
It's not the profitable. Yeah, this is like max profit method
I'll read a five mil profit parade plus
plus uh... plus um... ammo
and the new ones plus ammo plus all the ammo you get
That's insane. It's it's it's in the same mood.
As well as the two to three men. Yep.
Same exact shit, except when you do the thing in the engine room,
only one guy can go in the engine room.
If multiple people go in, it'll break the
it'll break the agro and they won't line up for you.
You just gotta send one man in for that.
The pipe next game, there's really no reason to.
It doesn't do anything for you.
It actually just makes the map harder to track from because you have to back clear the engine room.
So like there's no I mean unless you want it to like naked farm
The map for some reason I
Don't I don't really see why you would do that. I mean other than it's just like kind of funny to break the game, but
It doesn't benefit you in any way
That's thank you for 17 months.
Big four.
How is it going?
Great doing great doing great doing great doing great.
There are four AI in the boss room if you are solo, five if you are duo, and I believe
seven if you are in trio.
Yeah, the new the um the most recent changes map is just they they added 10 minutes to
it is now a 15 minute reign.
Ah, a million. Hundreds probably.
Probably hundreds.
One second.
It's a blowtorch in the kitchen. Kitchen hose system.
Iceburgers like that. You cannot ensure your items, no. Your teammates can extract your items, though.
If you die, they can extract with their stuff and bring it out for you.
Okay, we went on here.
Best spot for ultralinks.
This part of the map after the boss, probably, like up in the bridge.
Up in the bridge or in this room or the other keypad room above me, I'll be the best.
See those one right there. They're not worth picking up in my opinion though, not for loot.
The keypad pins are dynamic, but it's always on this board right next to it and the other
board right next to the other one. So like, you just kind of have to look at it and then
and put it in biochemical analyzer spawn in the first
section of the map with all the rogues and the
the medical rooms upstairs it can also spawn
and there's another room right before the last black division fight that we're
about to do where i have seen it but it's super rare
i would say it mostly spawns in the medical section at the beginning of the
ship. Ultra lengths, the only thing I know they're used for is the quest. It's a 2x3
item that's only 130,000 rubles, so I don't think it's worth picking up when you're
full looting the boat. I don't pick them up.
Well, I don't think it's worth it all.
Yeah!
Well!
Why'd I miss that it's easy to mislude in this map?
beginning of a season now. The XP gain from this map is unmatched.
I don't see how anything's going to come close to the XP. It's like XP and money grind on this map
is like unbeatable.
It really is.
It's so easy to just blow through this shit.
Well, I don't know why they have them like fucked with some of this stuff.
I'm just gonna flip that one out.
Show me all of them.
I have 20k hours. It's not about the hours.
It's a ton, it's literally just about, what the fuck am I?
It's literally just about following the steps of the map.
It really isn't a skill thing at all.
It's just to do these things and like,
trying to be able to aim.
And like, you can clear the map this way, I promise you.
I promise you, it really doesn't take much skill.
That right there, what I did
is the hardest part of the whole map.
And like I didn't do anything crazy
I didn't pick up the Tetris.
Not streamers, dude.
You can't blame me for figuring out how to cheese the map
and then not fixing the cheese.
That's not on me.
I've been showing off exactly how to do all the cheese.
If they don't fix the cheese, that's up to them.
It's not my fault for cheesing it or making there be cheese.
I didn't put the cheese in the game.
They can fix it if they want it.
They didn't even loot that they didn't even nerf them up you you literally come out with
more loot than you can even fucking hold on your character so I don't know I don't know
what nerf in they really did three to five mil per 30 minutes like pretty much
risk-free plus fuck tons of like metahama that seems pretty fucking good to
me how much better do you want how much more loot do you want
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Two.
and
and
risk-high reward I mean it should be higher I'm telling you if you do it if you do it the way I've been doing it it's not high risk at all
it's like
minimum I would I would have higher risk of dying going into like a fucking factory
raid with an Alton and full tier six armor
doing this. I would probably die more doing that. Actually, I would definitely die more doing that.
I don't need the loot they have. There's so much other black division to loot that it
doesn't even matter like their loot is irrelevant unless you really just wanted to farm like
the maximum amount of ammo humanly possible, but you'll get plenty without killing them
and you don't run the risk of dying at all.
There's no reason to
Baxby. I mean, did you get so much XP, but
I get so much XP from this, and like I said, you just don't even risk dying at all, like...
That was all the fucking loot this red.
I don't know if this is going to be our 100 mil raid with this loot.
Pretty weak this time.
I'm Dilly.
I don't know.
I fill up a MPP rewrig so
8
4 I bring 16 smokes, which is honestly overkill, but I just do it for
And I'm on it. I'm the nades doesn't really matter
I usually bring one two three four five just to blow up every single spot on the alipad
You could definitely bring less but I just do it because it makes it a little even safer
And I mean you make so much money it doesn't even fucking matter like what you're spending
on smokes.
It doesn't even matter at all.
You don't need M6-7s but they're better because they have a bigger blast radius so it's more
likely to kill the black division. And the longer refused time on it makes the
the rogue bypass that I do a bit easier.
I'm bored of running the map for a thousand times, I had to.
But people still want to see it and they want to see how to do it easily, so here we are.
We're getting this for 15 months.
I'm not through to climb cheese because it doesn't do anything for you.
That's just the thing for people to show off like oh look you can climb up it but it doesn't
actually help you clear the map.
It actually makes it more difficult.
Hello Lash, thank you for 7 months.
Easy. Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I need some food, man. I'm a little bit hungry.
Crafts are done. We got crafts cooking.
It is easy if you follow my steps, promise you it's like fucking stupidly easy if you
do it this way, like it's actually too easy for what you get out of it, it's ridiculous.
for us selling these things on the flea. It's all fucked in price now.
I don't know if this is going to be the hundred now.
It's going to be close.
It's going to be real close.
Undermail!
Bada bing bada boom.
I'm from 20 to 100 mil just fucking around on this map.
I don't even know one like
I don't even know how many hours it was maybe like 13 hours of playing
Sugar's 80 K. Oh shot is it really?
I
It's 30k and I have almost 100,000 euros and I 47,000 usd
I haven't been buying usd or euros. I have a hundred mil almost 100,000 euros and 47,000 usd from just killing the boss over and over
And I have
14,469 rounds of MA5 of A1, 9,123 SSAP, 11,995, 11,000 CBJ, 8,000 Blackout AP, M993, I probably have a
fucked ton of as well. I probably have a shit ton of APSX as well. Yeah, the map's fucked.
No, that's fucked. It's it's dude. It's so it's actually so fucking
It's so fucking broken, man
and
and it takes me like
I don't know maybe like a hundred fifty and a five five a one to clear them out
about like one fifty on average maybe hundred fifty bullets you clear them out
Not everyone will be surviving a red farm under a streamer.
If you follow my steps,
you will survive damn near every single raid
on Ice Broaderer.
I promise you, it's not a skill-based thing.
It is a knowledge-based thing
and following a certain set of steps.
There is like minimal aiming involved at all in doing this.
It is very, very simple to do.
Anybody can do it.
No, it's not a skill base thing.
It literally is not.
It literally is not.
What did I just get?
I have made it.
It's so simple.
It couldn't be simpler to do.
Read this.
Okay, and it's nothing new. It's been good. I learned that if you follow the steps that I'm showing to do it, it is very easy to do. If you don't follow the steps, yes, it's difficult. If you follow the steps, it is easy.
if you do it the way I'm doing it, it's very easy.
Cheezing interim, cheezing everything.
I chees the whole fucking map.
I literally, I chees the whole map, like it's just like
half the shit you're shooting is just standing still.
AI can sometimes RNG kill you, yeah,
But that's what I said, like you'll survive damn near every fucking time if you get this steps down
I need some food
Construction on for YouTube I did one before I'll do another one
I'll do another one.
I will explain step by step what I'm doing, right, when I order this year food.
30 seconds before another. It feels like there's an actual queue.
One second. Just getting this food ordered.
Okay.
Alright, how to make icebreaker super super easy
Here's my grenades that's my smoke grenades those are my frags and I'm bringing in an engine or key card
Which you can buy on the flea market
Want to come down here?
Come over here
Come over here
Come over here. I'm gonna peak this hallway because Marty might be here
We're gonna kill Marty.
Kill him.
We're gonna pull out a grenade.
We're gonna throw a grenade.
Then we're gonna come to the engine room.
We're gonna swipe the key card.
We're gonna open this up.
We're gonna come through here.
We're gonna equip our smoke grenade.
We're gonna hit the cutscene.
Looks like night isn't always in that hallway, too.
If night's not in that hallway,
not hallway you can literally run past all the AI if you throw a grenade and
swipe the key card door it's just sometimes night is there sometimes he's
not. Come here, open the door, the rogues will chase you but that's why I throw the
grenade because it makes them run away from the grenade for five seconds so
then I'm 67 and it gives you time to swipe the door. I'm gonna look straight down
right here. Throw smoke grenade, let it build up. Put on our flashlight with volumetric lighting
enabled in the graphics settings. Wherever it is, volumetric lighting. Run that on. Smoke is up.
We're going to run through the first red light. We're going to turn around back into the smoke
and hide in the corner right here on the little fuel tank thingy. We're going to listen for the
A.I.'s footsteps. We're going to sit here and not do anything until we don't hear any more footsteps
from the AI. They're still moving, they're still moving, they're still moving, they're
still moving. They're no longer moving, we're gonna pop out, they're all gonna be
aligned, we're gonna shoot them all on the head. Okay, they didn't all line up for
some reason. Okay, we actually have to fight this. I don't know why they bugged
down a little bit but they bugged out. Okay, we'll have to do another tutorial.
Because they bugged out. I don't know why.
I think they all just got stuck in the back for some reason.
I
Did I did like a full thing in the beginning, but usually if you do what I just did maybe the smoke placement wasn't proper
This is what I'll say and sometimes the AI is
I mean, if anything, I killed two of them for free.
I think there's one more up on the left here.
Got it.
There could be one stuck back here, too.
I don't know why they're stuck, but they are.
Thank you for the answer.
Over here, we'll look kind of up. We're gonna underhand a m67 grenade there. We'll look a little bit to the right
We're gonna underhand one over there. We're gonna look a little bit more to the left or we're gonna underhand one over here
We're gonna look more straight up. We're gonna hand one over here. I
Don't have any more grenades, so we're gonna peek it now
There's one AI dead we're looking for three clear the left
I'll look right, I'll see him there, there might be one right behind there, gonna kill
him, gonna kill him, okay, my nades gonna get him, but more often than not, you kill
all of them with the grenades, over here, I'm gonna vault this in like kind of sideways
spam jump sometimes it takes a little bit sometimes it takes a little bit
when the sideways spam jump come on
there we go oh I fell off when I fall off
Come on. Come on. This is the hardest fucking part. There's a better jump where I don't
know a better jump. Oh my god, come on. Where's the other side? Line up the rallying towards
the ocean right I make this way it makes it easier
oh my god I can't do it
I can't I fucking do it the other side or what do you do
You know what I got over here?
Up to the big boxes? How do you get to the big boxes from here?
How do you...
You can jump to those from here or what?
I might be too overweight to do it.
I might be too overweight I think it's a weight thing I think with this amount of gear I mean I can't do it
there we go jump on there jump over here jump on that light right there look up a little bit vault
We peek this because there could be a guy peeking down there and we come over here.
We peek the corner, we shoot him in the face, we swing a little bit to here, we shoot that
guy in the face, we come down here, we look upwards at that guy, shoot him in the face
Then we come back up here.
Get their night vision.
We plant the bomb on the wall.
Put on our gas mask, we lubricate,
we fill our rig with a bunch of smoke grenades.
Come over here.
Oh yeah, open up the door.
There's some pipe climbing tech.
That's Korean Spider-Man pipe climbing tech.
Some Korean dude figured that out.
We're gonna throw grenades in here and we're gonna turn on helmet flashlight or regular
flashlight. There's some more smokes everywhere.
We'll smoke into the gym.
We'll smoke through this door way in there. We're gonna run into the gym. We're
Instantly 180 we're gonna back out in the hallway
They I will start peeking us that guy was being a freak. Oh
Gonna hold this
Okay, well, they I bugged out for some reason we're dead
I don't know why I shot me through the smoke
Like I said, sometimes they bug out and you'll buy but most times they won't
No, they didn't patch it. It's just sometimes the AI like those fucky
No smokes work, it's just sometimes the AI gets all fucky
There's nothing you can do about the AI sometimes embodying you when they shouldn't
They didn't patch anything. I just did it twice in a row.
Well, those are fucking expensive. Holy shit.
Oh, there might have been a guy. I don't know. Sometimes the AI will just shoot you through smoke still.
like sometimes they'll shoot in the leg sometimes they'll just completely miss
through the smoke sometimes they'll instantly aimbot you like that I think
they just bug out
You should probably have just thrown more smokes, I feel like I normally throw more
smokes there, but it should have been totally covered.
Oh, I got damn smoke grenades in the world.
What the fuck?
Just throw more smokes next time.
Doo doo doo.
Okay.
I got four.
So open.
have max strength for those jumps. I don't think so. If you do, you can bring a stim to
boost your strength while you do the jumps. You can also throw your bag over the railing
on the left and then go pick it up, say you're underweight. Your strength shouldn't matter
for those jumps though. I don't think those require any. And if they do, bring a thing,
engine and key card.
All right, let's do this the right way this time.
Let's do this the right way any longer.
It is spark announcement.
Now we'll have some more AI stuff.
All right, let's go.
Oh, my bag.
Oh, yeah, like the one in my gun.
That's easy.
Video spark.
First PC ship ever, wait they made a CPU?
Is that what that means, I'm not sure what's the video about, in the red.
Okay, here's the real gun.
Okay, we're going to lubricate.
gonna make sure we bring our engine room key card we're gonna come over here
the left open door number one open door number two come to the right open door
number three we're gonna pick the hallway cuz Marty's coming in we're gonna pull Marty
we're gonna wait for more rogues in case they come when we're coming
Now all the rugs are coming, we're gonna have to kill a bunch of them.
Smoke grenade in there, probably unlocked the door, open this, we're good, smoke grenade
there, get our cutscene, skip the cutscene. We're gonna pull out our smoke grenade,
we're gonna run down the hallway, we're gonna open up the door, we're gonna go up
the stairs, we're gonna come this way, we're gonna open this door, this way, we're gonna
unseal this door. We're going to open this door. We're going to go down the steps.
We're going to stand right about here. Throw down a smoke grenade.
Great for the smoke to build up. Turn on our flashlight with volumetric lighting enabled
on any setting. I have it on low. Whatever it is. Larmature lighting right there low.
We're going to run to the first red light. We're going to turn around back into the smoke and duck
in the corner next to this thing. We're going to listen for all the AI footsteps when they all
stop walking. We're going to pop out and kill them all. We still hear them walking. We still
hear them walking. We're still walking. We're going to pop out. They're on the line. We're going to
murder every single one of them with a million headshots. The engine room is now clear. We're
going to just grab whatever we want over these guys. Cool. Take a mag ammo because why not?
Now we're going to go upstairs. I'm just going to be a little bit careful in case
the black division got stuck back here but didn't look like they did this time.
We're going to pull out a frag grenade.
We're going to stand about here.
We're going to look up.
We're going to underhand some grenades at that angle.
We're going to throw one like on over there.
We're going to throw one like, I don't know, kind of over there.
We're going to look like straight up almost and throw one to the left.
Okay.
We're going to now peek.
Let's see if we killed any.
We killed one. We're looking for three bodies.
There's two bodies.
Could be one guy hiding.
He is hiding.
He's right back there.
We're gonna kill him.
We're gonna hop up on this railing.
We're gonna have a little sideways jump onto these boxes.
We're gonna jump onto these boxes.
We're gonna look at that light right there.
We're gonna jump onto that light right there.
We're gonna vault this railing.
We're gonna come down here.
We're gonna peek this corner
in case there's a black division guy there.
We're gonna shoot him in the face.
Now we're gonna peek this corner.
Get ready to shoot one in the face.
He's not there, so we're gonna swing for here.
We're gonna shoot him in the face.
We're gonna come down here
and look for the third guy over here.
We're gonna pre-aim this way.
Look for his head, shoot him in the face.
Then we're gonna go up the stairs and turn around here. We're gonna come up here. We're gonna plant the bomb
We're gonna turn on our helmet flashlight we're gonna turn our rifle flashlight we're gonna equip our gas mask
We're gonna put a bunch of smoke grenades in our rig
We're gonna pull out a smoke grenade
We're gonna come up to the door
We're gonna take the chain off the door when it lets me
We're gonna open the door
We're gonna open this door when I throw smoke kind of like there
Let that build up a little bit and throw another one like kind of there
Gonna throw one straight down the hallway
We're going to underhand some of them.
We just want to fill up this whole hall of smoke, not leave any gaps.
Throw one like kind of here.
We're going to walk up.
We're going to throw smoke grenade into the gym.
We're going to peek and throw another one like at the doorway there.
When I run into the gym, we're going to 180 turn around.
We're going to pre-game this, kill all of them, kill that guy, that's three of them,
there's going to be four when you're solo, last one's coming, the boss is all dead, congratulations
you killed him, now we're going to loot.
Sometimes they'll throw flashbangs, if they do hear them voice line, if they're a flashbang
you need to spin around 180, look at the end of the hallway and then turn around and get
I'm ready to shoot them because I'll peek after they throw the flashes.
Oh, I didn't bring an... I should have on a pistol case.
You should not bring a pistol case to put all the ammo in, but that's okay.
Where's me and a loot goblin and loot them all up?
Actually, I'll just go through the map just to show you.
I don't want to boot all these guys, just to show you how to clear it all.
We don't need that anymore.
We're going to look for the blow torch in the kitchen.
We're going to look for the crew quarters key card, which you don't need.
It'll be there, or maybe there, there, there, there.
It's not there.
It's going to be in the gym.
Want to come to the gym.
It should be in the gym.
There it is.
that corner kind of dank loot right there. We're going to go upstairs. We're going to go upstairs again.
We're going to open this door. Unseal this one.
We're going to equip a bunch more smoke grenades, we're going to come up here, we're going to
unseal this, make sure you're going on the left side of the boat, not the right side
for this part.
Open up the door, 312-220, oh, enter, open the door, we're going to take our smoke grenades,
We're gonna walk up do not peek this doorway. We need to throw smoke grenades in here
We're gonna throw one kind of like that. We're gonna throw one kind of like that
We're gonna throw a kind of like this
Love these build up we're gonna throw on my kind of the stairs right there
Make sure they're not pushing me I need one more kind of here
Well, this is fucked.
That tutorial, I fucked this part up.
Okay, usually just throw a bunch of fucking smoke grenades and you stand in the smoke and
could shoot along that but anyway I fucked that up somewhere there might be one more I should
I don't know why they have it on me.
I think there is another one.
Yeah, there is another one.
Okay, not an app is clear.
Even though I'll be a nice breaker.
If you do this as a duo, it's actually way easier.
So what you do as a duo, you don't even need the smokes.
There's like always a guy right here,
Or like somewhere on the stairs one of you goes here and the other one goes over here
Like on the other side of the stairs
It's kind of hard to show this with the smokes your duo like peaks this and kills one of them
Or comes over here and peaks and kills one and then he runs away down the hall
And then whoever is over here
They just sit on this angle and watch the staircase and you shoot them all in the head like right here when they walk down
They'll all run after your buddy
Come super easily
It's much easier to do this is honestly the hardest part of the map because they bug out sometimes
This is how the robots revolution starts, didn't you see Westworld?
I
Thought Westworld was fucking Superman. Oh, no, that's small bell right? Yeah, it's small
Here
So let's
Hang out stream I did a I
Did like a super easy clean run the first rate of the stream
Like I said, sometimes you got to improvise because the AI bugs out a little bit at that part, but
Usually it's a lot more straightforward than that
I think I just threw a wonky smoke grenade and it bounced like a weird way and it didn't cover up them
you didn't like cover up the whole hallway you just want to smoke out that whole like
hallway by the stairs and then it'll be fine.
it takes a little finesse, but generally it's very straightforward.
It's hard to make like a perfectly consistent run when the grenade physics and AI can like,
you know, be a bit, bit wacko just depending on who knows what by this loot is ass in here
right now. It's a big light. No, you just need volumetric lighting on the helmet flashlight.
You don't even need it. Just helps you when you don't have your gun flashlight up. It
lets you see through the smoke when your gun flashlight isn't on. You don't need it, but
it's just it's nice to have. You can you can just left click the engine room smoke. You
You just have to look straight down and you can't be standing too far forward when you do it.
You have to be like a bit behind the...
Oh, I didn't know that it's one there.
You have to be a bit behind the little line that's on the floor.
I haven't tried the other smoke grenades just because these ones work and they seem to like
fill up the map like pretty well.
I think the other smokes would work but they might be less consistent.
I don't really know, because I haven't done it but I think they would work.
Like the other gas mess in the game work, even the respirator works for stopping the
gas that just fucks up your vision still if you use the respirator.
Yeah, and you can't carry as many of the other smokes because of two by ones.
probably use whatever though smoke is a smoke for the AI
all right so i'm pretty tired of icebreaker what do we do now where's all
like the the players and shit out in the game is everyone on shoreline
and transit good i good i mean is that where everyone's at like they're just on shoreline
by the transit and shit, just like having a fucking war.
Oh, I bet you Woods is Woods fucking crazy Woods is probably crazy,
right? Because of the BTR stuff.
Are they going streets? Are they going? Are they going woods for
BTR or streets or BTR? I wonder. I'm trying woods to start. I know I was running to a
lot of people in woods the other day. Go woods and blow up people at the BTR, maybe, and then
we'd snipe people at the BTR, too. I do that snipe. Well, is there a good angle to snipe the BTR?
It's just from the rocks right by the the rocks by the flare extract
That's probably a lot of people are probably going in that spot though. I don't know if it's a good idea
I know like I'm fine and video CPU.
I'm just making my language.
It's a seat-rail and what?
A CPU with a GPU inside?
What does that mean?
Is it a CPU or a GPU or a GPU or the CPU and why is that?
Why do you want that?
Is it not better to separate them?
I think I'm officially bored of Icebreaker.
five one six seven
holy fuck, how much fucking moonshine is on this boat
Oh god I'm hearing that.
Hey, what's up, I'm hearing those rogues.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Toronto farm and I think I'm over it.
I'm going to take a nice break from icebreaker
unless a lot of people keep asking to see how to do it.
But like I said, I'm pretty bored of it now.
I've pretty much solved the map where it's
kind of like mindlessly running through it at this point.
I mean, I got so much money and ammo from it, yeah.
The money and ammo I've done from it has been insane.
The map has made me very rich.
I might have forgotten a PvP though.
Much money I made from this, like 80 mil.
80 mil plus a bunch of USD and euros and a shit ton of ammo.
if I wasn't fucking around for so much on it I was just straight farming at the
whole time I would have like 300 mil maybe
each run if you if you loot each run that's you like three to five mil plus
USD in euros plus ammo. So I'll just figure it that way.
It's pretty busted, that's what I'm saying.
It's pretty busted, also my food is here, I cannot wait to devour that.
I
Know my leg
So I'm gonna go
Errr...
Weapons check!
Okay.
Yeah, but.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't think you can get squashed by the hell of either. I think it just sits there and like pushes you other way.
Uh, serum. Thank you for 65 months.
And then, and then black.
All right. Well,
I think we're going to have to do that.
We're going to have to do that.
All right, well, that's the map.
I think we're going to get a nice hiatus from that place.
That's all that shit.
Put that over there.
Put that over there.
I've got a lot of money.
So sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, oh wait, I'm going to give her that thing.
Alright, what map do you think players are on?
There's going to be something with BTRs.
So I'm thinking probably Woods over Streets.
That's where I was doing all the BTR stuff.
I feel like Woods is probably where more people are doing BTR or at least more concentrated
amounts of people.
Oh boy.
Now I have a turnip owner.
A what?
A what now?
Let's get some of these, 12, that's 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12.
6 of these, 4, 5, 6.
There's really a hundred guys.
Holy fuck they are.
They're crazy.
5581, 5581, 5581.
But that would need more than that.
five six eight one
a suppressor on our gun
so we can be very very sneaky war comp
any monster
fire la haves
Uh, grenades.
Can't buy my nanomades.
I can't buy nades.
Runs a bi-animal.
No grenades.
29,000 each.
Need some water.
Need some of that.
I need that hundred million grind set
Get rid of this bag we don't need this monstrosity on us not for what we're doing
That's all there and I there let's go get one of these bags
I have my whole icebreaker set up on injectors case unlock.
Okay, we need injectors.
We usually do that.
We usually do that.
Just do that.
We got another preftorin.
And then I usually get an OBD and I think SJ9.
SJ9.
SJ9.
Dr. Hectic, thank you for the five gifted subs.
How we doing, man? Thank you so much for that, bro.
Thank you. And for the prime on top of it. Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you, doctor.
What else do I need? More Vaseline?
Did I forget what I even put in my fucking container now?
I need a power cord. I need a flair.
So that's the last pack of black division.
There are always a ton of smokes and cover up the whole
staircase area and then shoot one and they should aggro on you
down the stairs and you can usually just shoot them on the
head as they walk down. Sometimes they get a little buggy
though.
Okay, I gotta run the bathroom.
Let me run the bathroom, grab my food, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
All right, sorry about that.
And a hungry cat as well.
hungry cat as well and I'm going woods because people are doing the btr quest line for icebreakers
So there should be a lot of people on woods to murder.
Every map is like shoreline, woods, streets.
Probably dead right now.
Because everyone wants icebreaker, but they don't really have it.
Mm-hmm
And the beats you are and keep on support fire that's a little toxic
A little toxic, I like it.
Where am I?
Oh, I'm in the back.
Oh.
Dude, this is the fucking
The goaded btr spawn
It's cool, but I'm pretty bored of it already. I play the fuck out of it and I think it's too easily cheeseable
There's a lot of fun it's just
And I think any PvE thing after a while you're just going to get tired of it and the loot
is way too broken on it for how easy it is to do and how like often you can do it.
Like it's literally busted.
There's nothing else in the game that remotely compares to how much loot and gear you can
get off of that map like not even close so I don't really know what they're
gonna do about it they're probably not gonna do much but it kind of like is a
a problem. Especially because it's not a trend that only not. So you can just go there like
non-stop and like just farm the ever-living fuck out of it and never have to deal with
another player like there's no contest for it. That's kind of crazy. I don't know if
they're still gonna make them at PVP I hope they do they said they were gonna
but I don't know I don't know I might becomes PVP to be honest
Um
Tony moccaroni, it's kind of fucked up our plan this fog. I think I'm gonna run up to the
What happens if I just sit in the shack
Let's see if the BTR comes and people run up to it.
Maybe Woods wasn't the best idea for him to go to, at least with his fog.
Might not be the best idea.
There's a BTR.
I mean, I should have shot the BTR, but like whatever, I wanted to kill him.
Dude, he's dead in the BTR.
What happens, then?
Wait, he's alive?
What? Wait, how is he alive?
Can you not die?
Wait, you can't die as you're getting in?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Okay, well that's crazy.
I thought I could kill him as he went in.
I actually had no idea that's how it worked.
Oh yeah, I fucked him up.
know I was unaware I was unaware no I can't go now I shot the BTR
He seems to leave and not go kill him.
There's a wall bang him, too.
One way to do it.
There's a wall bang him.
Ah, buddy.
Ah, buddy.
He has an impact grenade in his hand.
Damn, Rapscallions.
Level 6 plate.
Nice
It was trying to fuck
Trying to fucking in back Renee me what the hell
Well fuck man
Well, I figured someone was coming for the btr, but I thought maybe more people would
I don't go on woods. Maybe the streets for the btr
That's our streets. I thought we'd run into more people doing this
I just want to check my servers. I think I'm just on auto, but I think I'm gonna change them off auto
The streets, everyone's camping for the BTR.
Or where?
Or are they camping the BTR construction?
I don't know where they're BTR camping.
I think it comes either, it spawns construction or by the mall, right?
of
the
It doesn't spawn at the cinema, when it does, it spawns at cinema?
From where?
I don't know where that happens.
It's a damaged house.
Really?
I thought that was okay. I didn't know that. I thought that was like all blocked off on the map
I thought that was all blocked off
So how are people camping for the btr because it doesn't have a consistent spawn
that mcx looks crazy man that shit looking crazy is you looking crazy
vtr is not still mad at me right he's just mad at me for that one raid
I missed the
I didn't mean to upset you are these scopes really 200 guy holy
that map
for that map honestly icebreaker is the numbers on the economy holy shit
I'm going to give them a number.
Check my crafts too. I'm going to continue the crafting.
Partisan backpack. How much are they? I can imagine they're
insanely expensive. Is it anything that like anything that
loot is going to be like astronomically expensive because
people just don't give a fuck because if it gives them more
loot on icebreaker, it's like it's worth pretty much whatever
price you pay.
The price is pretty irrelevant.
the water craft kind of crafting skill I think.
I don't know. I think it does.
I hope so. I'm crafting it, right?
If I'm crafting it, it should give me some damn skill.
Why do I have a search kit in there? I need my keys.
Let's just check 13 key.
How much is factory?
Or am I sure? Oh sure, sure.
some food 38,000 for some fish the hell
what the hell
Okay, let's go to the streets, the streets, inflation, I don't know, the economy is fucked.
Yeah, the economy is fucked.
Economy is fucked and gears everywhere.
Which the gear stuff- 73 months.
We are getting old.
The gear stuff isn't necessarily bad, but the prices of items are like kind of really
out of whack.
Thank you.
Wait, would he get a level 25?
I don't think icebreaker doesn't have a level requirement.
She is.
Frosty?
There's no level of requirement for icebreaker, right?
I don't think there is one.
I think there is one. I think you can just do that quest line first and again.
Oh, well, the flea market. Yeah.
Oh, I guess you have to unlock labs to do the quest. Yeah.
Dude, no joke. I feel like...
I feel like if I was starting fresh, icebreaker might be like the first thing I go after.
Because once you have icebreaker, what's faster than that for leveling up and getting
gear like there's not I don't think there's anything even close to as good
I'm I'm I'm like I'm level 64 now.
I was level 50 when I sprager came out.
of
I
Was super fucking laggy. Yeah, you have to go to labs and plant the like hacker chip
The uber dank hacker man labs chip I believe
He's got a night stick
Isn't there a part of the quest where you have to
Okay, no you need labs for the you need labs for the BTR quest line or is does that just
That just not matter at all
Unlock the transit maybe you don't need labs
It's not it's not for the BTR quest I don't remember
You might be right. You might not even need to do labs
That's wild and yeah, I would do icebreaker first
That was restarting I would do icebreaker
For sure
For sure for sure. I would definitely be doing icebreaker
That's gonna be unmatched
of
the
And then just farm gear levels for eternity
me never me forget my prime never ever
This guy
Did somebody somebody's like got to be camping over here
Holy shit, I got damn scarf
of
here's something scab
maybe streets isn't the map
it's awfully quiet here
What the fuck is that?
Why that door just opened?
That's quite suspicious.
Quite suspicious.
It's PV and an icebreaker, I know. Even I was.
There's a guy in here.
I think it was obvious spot, buddy.
Got on the left, I baited him, I think he's taking the bait, I think he's taking the
babe
Let's see, there's two of them.
Okay, there's two of them in here, one with a DMR, one with a 5.7, it's going to complicate
things a little bit
Oh, well, that's who's been in.
happened
what the fuck just okay what the actual fuck just happened did I know both
dude I don't know what the fuck just happened there I fat-fingered throne
somehow I don't know how I fat-fingered throne and I couldn't fucking shoot
I think my gun was empty but I barely shot my gun
and then there was another guy out back who is a cheater so that's cool I don't
know what the fuck I couldn't shoot my gun I don't know why I couldn't shoot my
gun that was weird
I don't know what the fuck happened there.
Maybe I didn't reload, I didn't shoot 60 bullets, I don't think.
Maybe I didn't.
Oh, did I never reload after I killed the first guy?
Or that's why.
I thought I did.
No, I didn't jam, I think I was out of bullets.
That is never reloading
Oh so fucking weird
And the guy ran over the grenade like I didn't think I was gonna run over my own grenade
But he ran over my grenade to fucking
That was so awkward I
Was so fucking weird
I was so weird that whole engage fucking whacked out.
It was just so whacked out.
It was funny though.
I thought I was dead when I thought I blew myself up.
Well, I would have killed the guy chasing me if there was another guy.
another good like when I ran out there's a another guy that came over and
killed me I would have killed that guy that was chasing me I think maybe
possibly
where to now I have no clue
I don't know
Maybe shoreline.
No.
Maybe we'll get in on the fuckery that is the
Maybe we'll get in on the fuckery that is this map right now.
I don't really know how the game is playing because I haven't really been playing the game.
But I haven't really been playing the game.
We've been a PV and the over here.
I'm going to change my servers to a quick.
Now we ain't gonna die.
I survived your first run. Can't make the jump to skip into the alley. I mean, you don't
have to do that. I'm gonna fight the black division under, right? But you just use smokes
to kill him too. But it sounds like you made it, which is good. Congrats. Not that bad,
This takes a little bit of preparation and planning.
Yeah, a bunch of smoke grenades and that's it.
I also have done that several times.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm forgetting smokes of the flea market or traders.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't know. Well, I will. Can you buy smokes on the flea?
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'll get it.
Oh, yeah.
And I will ride on.
It's most from level one Jager.
Maybe only about like six though.
I mean, I guess you could just use six of them and yeah, Yeager resets every hour.
Okay.
Yeah.
You probably fun.
That's one icebreaker in.
I got a prestige today. No, I'm never prestigeing again. Unless I can prestige and then do a
seasonal character to get another prestige, but I'm not doing that again. Hell no.
It is a good point too. Knight does have a smoke on him every time you kill him, so you
can get a smoke for the knight as well.
You don't really need like 15 smoker nades, it just makes it a little bit easier if you
do.
I don't know where I'm even going, to be honest.
Got him.
Got him.
Abrams.
started watching your while I was going I guess towards the
pure I want to get back into talk of which is unfortunate
law. Cheers Tony. I mean, honestly, right now is a good
time to do it to be fair. If you're thinking about it, just
do it.
Icebreaker is pretty cool. It brought a lot of people back to
the game and honestly, it probably made the game a lot
easier.
I'll call him like Marty because that's his in-game name his actual name and like the lore is Marty Rogers, Jr
We just call Marty because it's fucking hilarious. Oh Marty
Oh, mr. Maude
Much cheaters in red. I doubt that matters. I don't think most I think most cheaters like
or at least a good chunk of them they play just to like a lot of other players
piss people off they like the superiority comp like complex getting engaged you know
they're like computer engage superiority complex make me rage hack on every play in
a game to feel better than them because my life sucks. You've been programmed.
Where is everybody?
cheaters can drop their mouths on my superior ass checks
my ear feels like it's like waterlogged and I can't really hear out of it
it's getting very awkward
and now we ain't gonna die
No way.
And I only ain't gonna die.
Well, it looks like somebody's trying to do it.
Maybe I should just run straight here.
Fuck, where'd that guy go?
I don't think I killed him, right?
There's no way I killed him.
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I had a feeling that it was coming.
Maybe if I run at him like a fucking idiot, I'll kill him.
Shut up.
it's fucking beast think me...
It'll wear out, oh fuck...
. . . oh fuck was he, he was right in front of me...
see him. I don't see him. I didn't see shit. I didn't see a fucking damn thing. Well, maybe
I'm going back to fucking icebreaker and he's right suck Lego he's right suck
I don't have an objective anymore.
I literally have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I got literally have no
They don't have a goal
37 would never could say could snipe to transit that might be fun like actually snipe it not not using them for type of do
one thing you can't get one thing you can't get an icebreaker is through 3dp
I could do the quest to unlock the 50 cal.
I can also farm ammo on labs because the 50 the making 50 ammo kind of sucks to be fair
I did not do the mod for quest now that I didn't do
I want to say I want you to have my app for those 300 rounds there.
the TKPD but that gun is not good unless you have the found in raid only ammo and
there's not really a spot to farm that ammo the ammo you buy from the trader for that gun is
fucking terrible like super super bad
I mean, I can still do it, so I don't think I have enough to use this gun right now, though.
I think we did an icebreaker run and burned a bunch of the ammo.
Can we snipe with?
that's what I know what to do. Like am I just going to actually cramp camp the transit?
by the way.
Snipe from weather station.
You do that.
It's 1,100 feet, wait, feet, how many meters is that?
It's 350 meters.
I'm Amacusa.
Bring a range finder.
If it's 350, that's not that bad, actually.
The scope I want.
up the tower can people see me when I'm up there like am I about to get my shit
clapped by some guy that just scopes up the tower and blows my brains out
they go up there
What did you say now?
That's what you say now and then my brains get battered.
Do, do, do, do.
Okay.
second line.
I'll be able to get a nice snipe on somebody.
Maybe I'll get countersniped.
I just don't know really what to do because everyone's trying to like it's kind of a weird spot in the game where if you want a PvP
Like lots of people are on icebreaker or just trying to unlock icebreaker
And then once they get icebreaker like are they even gonna be farming on other maps like are people gonna be farming in this game anymore?
So, people rushing to mark
room on customs, is there?
I haven't gone, but why would you farm customs
mark room and icebreakers, is the thing?
Why would you do that?
What are you getting out of that map that, like, Icebreaker's not going to give you 10
times over?
The task to get icebreaker?
Yeah, but like it's not that much tasking.
I think high level players are not going icebreaker to farm, that's what I was doing.
Ink glass.
There's a guy right next to me.
months worth of XP in 92. Yeah, I went from my level 50 to 64 and I wasn't even like farming
the XP on Icebreaker. It's insane. And the loot too. Like there's nothing in the game
comparison amount of loot and ammo that you get off Icebreaker, like not even close.
Not even close.
I don't know.
I don't know. It's like a, it's a weird thing that they add into the game. It's cool. Icebreaker
school is fucked but it's weird that it's in the game it's weird max xp you got like
three mil xp or something all right
three hours or three million xp oh yeah that's kind of fucked
was it just a million transits before icebreaker?
15 quick transits.
What do you mean by quick transits?
the
the
because the best place in the game to get money and gear and XP is now a PvE map that
at least at the current moment you can basically like infinitely risk-free farm it
without ever running into another player like it like that's kind of weird it used to be like labs was
like labs was like the mega juice map but you had to play labs and fight other players and
You know like die a lot like icebreaker if you know what you're doing you'll like never die
And you could just you can let it just infinitely print money and gear
So that's what's weird
Like I don't really know I don't really know how you fix that
Because I think any like any pve thing
that they cook up like people are going to solve how to do it like there's gonna
eventually be some strategy that makes it like pretty trivial to do if they
disabled by metric lighting it would be a lot more difficult yeah I'm still
I don't know why they haven't done that.
They got stuck.
On the other side of the map, we want to go and just snipe a little bit.
They're PVP, you know?
They're not going to.
Well, they might make a separate, like, PVP icebreaker thing, but I don't think
they're going to, um, like, get rid of the PVE aspect of it, you know?
I think part of it too is that you can cue it from the map.
Also, if it was a transit-only type of map, that would change it up a lot, but the fact
that you can just queue it.
Like that really changes up the game.
Okay, if you have to transit and you run the risk of dying,
like going to the map, that would really cut back on the
farm ability of it.
Like maybe, yeah, like maybe put the transit in a different
spot and make it transit only.
like not as fucking cancer of a transit spot because that shit sucks man
like put it somewhere that's not as crazy to get to that like people will still fight over and like you know
oh what the fuck
fucking goons
of
the
of
of
I have six to wait his bird eyes name Brandon
I was hoping you got to G.O.
Okay, so you're saying I can go up here.
Oh my god, you can see it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well I got a shit spawn for this but yeah you can you can fucking see it. How far is this 350 meters I think?
You go prone anywhere?
There's a gun.
Oh my god.
There's a literally a gap.
There's a perfect gap for your
gun.
Oh my god.
Machine gun, wait.
Can you shoot the grenade launcher
onto the pier?
it reaches
all my god I need to do a one sits on the grenade launcher the other one spots and then you tell them to fucking unload
no way
fucking could you imagine you imagine
are you thinking someone's gonna take it
bro this is fucked it's like there's all there's trees everywhere except that I
I feel like they put this shit there on fucking purpose, man.
Look, there's a perfect clearing of trees to see this.
If this tree was four feet taller, you wouldn't see.
What if someone else is already down there camping
and no one gets a transit?
It's over doing now. I don't know. I want to see good work. It'd be kind of funny to
kill a guy right there with no
i'd be kind of
abby kind of need if you ask me
your body pod your body pod would slap
throw a fucking body pod on this thing and laser beam a guy
happy raiding tony
the service sir
Yeah, the lighthouse, the lighthouse is definitely a spot.
Where the transit is that man? Where they at?
Where they at? No.
I'm sure about snacks.
I'm wearing snacks.
Respect yourself and leave.
I have no self-respect.
Mm-mm.
I'm going to get at least one one fly in the the spider web.
I think someone's going to show up, they've got it, right?
How could nobody be transiting?
Think twice.
Another day for me.
You win me and rad a dice.
money is going to come. If you rat it, they will come. If you rat it, they will come.
A hunter must wait for his prey.
I'm just doing a night raid.
Why haven't been able to see that far in a night raid?
Slash, do you think people will be trans- people actually might be transiting more in the night raid.
I feel like there's another guy camping down there at the pier and that's why nobody's transiting.
I think I was here in a mini, uh, uh, micro Z.
We're at a micro Z blasted down there earlier.
The problem is that I bet you the whole fucking match.
I bet you the whole match.
I bet you the whole match.
I bet you the whole match.
I bet you the whole match.
I bet you the whole match.
I bet you the whole fucking map is doing this
from different spots.
I'm up here, some guys by the gas station,
some dudes on the beach, some other guys on the fucking pier.
How long do we wait?
I might've been too late, so.
We'll give it a little bit more time.
You wait until 10 minutes to go to transit.
I'll blame you.
I'll blame you.
I still, there's still one of the goons around.
I killed the knight and our Marty and Mr. Pipe.
I don't know where Brandon's at.
What's Big Pipe's actual name?
We got Marty, Brandon, and Anu.
Anybody know?
It's Marcus.
What are the real names of the goons and yet a
Big pipe Marcus a steel night Marty Rogers Jones, Jr. And bird eyes Brandon so you have Marty Brandon and Marcus I
Killed Marty and Brandon I don't have Marcus is that oh
Oh, no, I killed Marty and Marcus. I don't know where Brandon's at.
Stop this. What? Calling them Marty, Marcus, and Brandon or sniping this fucking transit?
Which one? Which one?
Which one?
Marcus Steel. That's definitely a poor name.
That's not a real name. That's a poor name, for sure.
You come on to we'll get on go on the grenade launcher and
I'll spot for you and you can blow them up with the grenade launcher while they're on the pier
Be even better oh
We had RPG them too
Yeah, let's RPG them
Even better idea
That's a fantastic idea
Well
f***ing tank
pittin' in the f***ing tank
I spy with my little eye and dead guy.
The street.
we've seen the murder but where's the murderer
I think we got to this raid 2 or not to the raid 2 late but I think we got to the spot
too late you tried to get away with the fucking m 60
what's that?
I don't know what that is.
When people translate.
Ehh how late are we talking?
of
This is video. I don't want to miss the transitors.
Jark and change your life
What is this
The hell's that
That big yeah, did you just say that bitch gas?
What the fuck was that?
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
You sound like you're talking about Yoda's smart planet.
There we go.
There we go.
Go to see Yoda.
There we go.
There we go.
Look at my Jedi training.
There we go.
There we go.
Think of that
Well, I already killed I already killed Marty and his name is Marty calling by his real name
Bomb by his real name. It's pineapple soaked in Kool-Aid. Oh, I bet you Debbie. Yeah
That big heavenly that bit definitely yeah
Pineapple soaked in Kool-Aid that's gotta be fire dude. Yeah, but yeah
Well, a couple more minutes, a couple more minutes, I'm getting bored of this, I was
I was kind of really expecting to see some body.
Try to jump on the roof.
What do you do? You go from the railing to the roof?
Go there to there
What happens if I miss my jump I just die
the
the
the
I mean, you can see more of
the map, but I think you're
much more, um, much more
visible. Yeah, because here you
have the little like railing
cover and shit. You have like
this little red stripe blocking
you and you could sit further
You can scoot back here and like still shoot your gun at them, but you're way more covered
This is a good sniper position
Your player will render from here
Aren't dumb players always render the players always render
They don't. They've got to. There's no way. This isn't even that far. This isn't even that far.
You lost all respect? My bad, dude. My bad for playing the game. Sorry. Sorry for playing the game.
I'm not going to be a bad man.
My bad.
My bad. I bet if a guy killed me
sitting in a bush or something
with a sniper, he'd be like,
I'm a streamer. He fucking
owned you. Right.
You're at the one he's having
Thank you, buddy.
I don't think anyone's even coming.
There's a superior to rendering.
I've got this is only 350 meters. There's no way someone doesn't render in this far
There's no way
They've got to
I feel like. At some point, we
gotta go do a different raid.
At some point, right? I mean, I
I don't know, it's not that anything.
It's a distance setting, it's like 350 to here.
It was 350-ish.
again if we even get
somebody to what the fuck just happened to that tree
the fuck happened to that tree it just moved
there's a better spot lower on the rocks
or the spot seems perfect now
The Lou for icebreaker worth grinding for it's broken
like just straight up fucking broken
it's 17 minutes left
been waiting a while we kill the player scab too
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh, you're going to be able to do that.
Scraaaaat.
Thank you for that, dear Two-Sub.
Thank you, Scraat.
Oh, the sun's a fucking bomb, dude.
It's a moral gameplay, Brett's Tarkov, everything's moral or immoral in this game.
it.
To reset.
I wish you reset.
I feel like we ought to reset.
You get a good spawn. I think we gotta get a good spawn for this.
I'm up the gutter race breaker.
Yeah, that's old news.
That's old news, my man.
That's that Korean Spider-Man tech.
That next Korean Spider-Man tech.
Yeah, that may go. That may go. That may go.
What's now? What's a shot? Motherfuckers.
I mean, really, yeah, much love got to do with it got to do with it.
I
Stop
The Turner was a naysayer what you do
I don't anything about it was other music I know Timmy Turner
Dingleburg.
Dingleburg.
Should I any teeth in me? Well, no, that was Chip Skylark.
That wasn't Timmy.
Uh, we were both of them are.
Even better answer.
I'll be my own owner of the dim celled in my own owner of the dim celled in my own well
a rat a rat raid it was a bit of failure a failure
what are dominoes i should order some pizza to the top of the weather station
tower eat a little pizza a little pizzaola over there
eat a little pizzaola
Hmm.
We're going to bring snacks.
All right, guys, grab your s'mores, your portable shit toilets, your bug spray, your
We're going campin. Wait, why is this showin? Oh, that's like, we're going campin, boys!
I don't know if AK-50, I mean, I could bring like an AXMC or something, but
we're just going to post up with the aww swag. The aww swag. Yeah, right?
I'll be just fine.
I'll be just fine.
I'll be just fine.
I'm back from five days of camping.
Shouldn't I be relaxing?
I think camping relaxing.
They should be chillin' when you're cabinin'
It's a song called Man After Midnight, right?
It's gimme gimme gimme but parentheses a man after midnight
All right it
We have been blessed with the God spawn of the rats
Starat Jesus smiles upon us this fine raid
Rat Jesus! Give it!
Rat Jesus! Oh, balance and sledgehammer are nice.
It's just a scab, let him pass.
It's your suscay, I've let him pass.
Oh, he's getting on the house. He's a fucking...
He's a fucking crazy one, that guy.
Ranging for 350.
All men position all men position
All right. No, there's no way anyone's translated yet. If someone transits, we should see them.
should see them. Oh, they could definitely pen that, that red metal, but it should obscure
me a good bit. Oh my god the rain.
oh there is there is there is a guy there's got this guy this guy this guy this guy there's
two guys two guys two men
always running around like a fucking freak dude
head up why would it hit him
i had him that what dude what is it not three fifty
is that they put a three hundred
Get down!
Maybe it's not accurate enough. What's the arsas?
It's not a .81. It should be fine.
I should have put on 300.
I hear him behind me. I was told 350.
I was set up for failure.
I can't see that guy.
You can see the hell out of me.
For what?
For what?
For what? Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yup.
Well, I should have checked the shot distance.
We can bring a rangefinder and look at how far that is.
I feel like I'm going to run through a lot of cheaters on shoreline.
It sells us the Gagger, right?
I don't know what to do.
Maybe anybody Andy won't fucking
kill me this raid.
I already bought I already bought
the maximum amount this reset
with the home.
red hat for some drip.
You dripped out this rain.
A red hat to blend in.
I mean, I guess that would blend in up there.
Ex-nically, yeah.
Technically, it would.
Got a thing for you.
Six years.
Which kindergarten we can send Lil Timmy to?
He's getting homeschooled.
Timmy is getting homeschooled.
I always zero to 100 if shooting downwards work like a charm for me but hey who knows
I don't know the range on that. I mean, I could even just depend on the gun and the scope. I think I was just shooting over the guy's head though.
I think we needed a 300 meter range. I think we need a 300. 300 ought to do it.
Thank you for you, okay, let go.
Does anyone, well, I'm gonna arrange it too.
About the rangefinder.
We're gonna add our rangefinder.
Your body called us white, dude, right?
I had no idea.
I had no idea for so long.
I had no clue.
I had no fucking idea.
And he's like nerdy looking to.
He's like his voice does not match him at all.
They're not even fucking close.
I'm not going to be doing this.
All right. AXMC. Let's see what we get going on now.
We're doing this properly.
We're doing it proper.
We're doing it proper. Damn, look at this fucking.
Look like I'm like Secret Service sniper team Rena
of
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
of
of
chat any of you see that back rooms movie yet
was like based on that game
for the games creepy pastas
was bad it was not good
it was not good I don't like well it was at it was pretty good
until like halfway through and then it got bad
like they kind of had me like interested and hooked and like seeing like what it was all about and
then like halfway through yeah it could have been really good but i feel like they just went
i didn't like what they did with it obsession was way better dude that movie is actually great
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
I think I killed his friend.
That's such a weird spot to run to two people.
I killed, I think I killed that guy
and then his friend shot me.
Why are they going to resort?
I wonder if they'll even tell me that I killed them.
That shot looked good.
Am I to kill them well, I only shot twice. I mean, it could have killed him after
It's possible it could have killed him after I don't know
Could have yeah, that's a fast fucking raiding. Hey, that's a fucking fast rain, dude
I
Got a short stream tonight. We're going on to kick bill for a little bit
We're gonna do some degeneracy on the old green website
So that's a for game of the night. I honestly need a little break from gaming like I gotta ease back into it
We did a lot of game into the last fucking
We did a lot of game in the last week g word. Yeah, the g word
to the G word. So, I'll see you tomorrow. If you're not over there, if you're on the
green, the green site, I will see you momentarily. Y'all have a great evening. Thank you for
hanging out. Appreciate y'all. See you in the evening.