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06-03-2026 · 10h 26m
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Yo, yo, yo, don't just waiting I just called him. Where's this motherfucker?
He's waiting I just called him was he waiting
Hello, this is Papa John's. Papa John's, you motherfuckers.
Motherfuckers.
What up, Talonis?
What up?
Man, dude.
What the hell are you doing here?
Hanging around.
Hanging around.
Hanging around.
Yeah, I'm poor, man.
I'm so poor.
Oh, I bet you're like fresh, right?
Oh, dude, I'm level seven.
Depressed.
Oh, dude.
Getting excited over a Sega with a yellow mag,
you know what I'm saying?
It's bad. It's bad. The struggle. Yep. Yep. What about you? How are you doing?
Good man. Good. Everything's chill. Nice. We gotta get you to the icebreaker.
Yeah. Tell me about that. Me and people were talking about it last night and he was saying,
I gotta do this, that and the other. Uh, well, like what it is or how do you get it? Or both?
How do you get there for both?
How do you get there?
Did you find the poster with the shipping container ship on it?
Bro, I'm nowhere near any of that.
No, no, no, you can let it do a level one.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, it's like, OK.
So around the map, like, around every map on the walls,
there's going to be a poster with a boat, like, a cargo
container boat on it.
And you got to pick that up and extract with it.
or you can buy it on the flea market.
I don't think you have the flea market and you're broke.
So you gotta get the poster
and then unlocks the story quest line to get to Icebreaker.
And Icebreaker is a PVE map on a boat.
You go on a boat, one to three players, co-op, PVE.
and you just farm money. Which
is free money. I at least at
least right now. Yeah. There's
a bunch of like cheese bullshit
you can do and like you can I
went from 25 to 100 million
like a day.
What? Yeah. Yeah.
hundred million yeah
I'm I have 92 right now
So hey, it's it's dude. It's I'm it's it's it's the Federal Reserve boat. They just put money on that fucking thing. Oh
My gosh, yeah, sounds like it. Oh
Goodness gracious. Well, I came up on a really good kill earlier on a guy
I tapped a guy for an NL 545
Oh, yeah. Oh
But it shoots 545 ammo
It takes like all m4 attachments, but it uses the 545 AK mags and shoots 545 shit slaps probably best gun the game
That's what Chad was saying. Yeah. Well, I haven't probably it is the best gun the game. There's two versions of it
There's the NL545, the regular one, which is like the M4.
And then there's the GP, the Tan one, which is like an HK.
So it shoots a little bit faster.
Oh, all right.
Let's get in there.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
The gun, the gameplay feels good.
Yeah, it's been good.
They've improved a lot of stuff.
Some stuff they've changed.
I haven't liked.
But I don't know if you've noticed when you're like sprinting
and you go to aim in, you have to like pull your gun up to hip fire.
And then you aim in now.
It's slower to like start shooting at people while you're sprinting now.
Really? Yeah, yeah.
Because you used to be able to like while you're sprinting, you get aim in.
And like as you're unsprinting, you'll pull your gun up
and then like have your crosshair up. You have to there's a delay now.
So kind of corners got nerfed a little bit.
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.
The Ferrari peak. Oh, yeah.
Far right pig. Okay. All right. Well, I'm trying to unlock reserve
Okay, I need I got a visit shoreline. I need some dog tags and really just
You tell me you tell me what you got to do
All right. That's what I'm talking about. I need the flash drive for proper
Okay, whatever that is falling skies
And I need oh are you doing you're doing story mode or doing
the main quest or you should
probably do side quest first.
Peanut told me I had to do the
main quest. Oh, you do to
unlock the maps. You have to
do tour. You have to do the
tour quest lines to unlock all
the maps. Yeah. Okay. I need
shoreline. I need dog tags.
That's what I need right now.
That's it. And then I could
also rock the NL 545 but I'm
going to need some ammo if you
wanted to do that or I could
I'm cool with either one.
Uh, I get you some ammo.
Do you need mags?
Right, that'd be beautiful.
Mags and ammo would be appreciated.
Okay.
I hope not.
Very much appreciated.
Uh, I gotta give you...
You're gonna have to do 30 rounders
unless you have a rig for the 45s.
You can't do 60s in that gun.
It doesn't take it.
You need, uh, bring me two mags of 45s.
One in, one out, because I got the CSA chest rig.
OK. Don't you worry about me, Tony.
You know, I'm still over here.
OK, OK. Now I'm dominating. OK.
Hey, I never doubted. I never doubted.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I don't have a grip on this thing.
Is the guy who I stole this from just a psychopath?
So. So the thing with this game now, they did to.
This is like kind of a big thing.
They did two changes to the game,
where they rebalanced all the base stats of guns
and the stats of attachments.
And building meta guns doesn't matter that much anymore.
If you have attachments on your gun,
it's kind of the same thing as like a meta quote unquote build.
Like a lot of the attachments do the same thing.
And the base stats on the guns are higher now.
So there's not as much of a difference
between like fully built guns and like like a semi stock gun.
OK, that's pretty cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, for a while, it was kind of rough because some of the guns
are fucking ass.
I bring a stack of BP bullets to my man.
That's you to imagine a stack of bullets.
Yeah. Can I bother you for your settings as well?
I'm just going to pull your stream up if you want to get through those real quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my man.
Not keybinds, though, right?
Wait, your your settings are.
Changed. Oh, because it resets them.
The guy game on the ship matters.
So I just leaked my name.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
And no, it's going to get it's going to get leaked anyway.
You're going to be gone.
My name's outrageous.
OK.
I think the only thing you really want is a health color scheme, maybe so it's colored instead of like just the gray.
Oh, peanut link yesterday. No wonder I woke up to 66 friend requests. Thanks a lot of sense. Alrighty. Um, that this one is polychrome everything auto in raid only in raid only.
Aki and then enabled for continuous mining.
All right, this one's good.
Now graphics 69 borderless, blah, blah.
Ultraman, you got it.
All right, yeah.
Oh, there's one thing, we'll go over it after.
If your frames kind of suck, you can put on NVIDIA Smooth Motion.
I
Yeah, yeah
Does that say low which one?
Volumetric lighting yeah, low low off I
Have it off
Because I use NVIDIA smooth motion
But if you're not gonna do that, I'd probably put it on and on K
The DLSS, okay. I'm just gonna do whatever you have. I'm not smart enough to understand anything else
smooth motion is like frame gen and you can like force enable it through the
Nvidia app I would just I would just do DLSSK for now and then if you have like
performance shit we can do smooth motion. 144 are you going to scroll down?
Okay. All righty. And what was that under again? Sorry. What? Oh, DLSS. Yeah, and the video DLSS was that put it on. I put it on and then probably preset K. I think is the newest one underneath quality.
Uh, it says, no, in video, DLSS, and this is DLSS preset.
I don't see that.
It's not right. I'm doing it.
I'm turning it off.
Wait a second.
I'm turning it off.
What?
Yeah, it's not there.
Saving. All right.
Do we do post-effects?
If you want, you don't have to.
I think my game crashed.
That was about right.
that's DLSS for you. Oh, okay. I'm good. Okay. Any post effects? I have it on. All right,
one second. Chat's yelling at me. Okay, what do I want? I want it on. It's all preference,
but I also fucking mind video settings that the color settings to balance. Okay. All
All right. Good. It's on balance.
It's on K. Okay. Save. Try that
out. All right. Anything else?
No, that's it. Let's rock and
roll. You want to host? Uh yeah.
Can host? We gotta go. Shoreline.
Shoreline. I don't know. I don't
know what you're what you have
you're doing. I need dog tags and I need to just go there. I think I think that's all I need chats all yelling at me to restart the game. One moment. Yeah, I'd restart it. Streamers hunting a small streamer event. It's a doggy dog world out there, man. It's a doggy dog world.
escape from Tarcock. Yep.
Escape from Tarcusi.
Escape from Tarcusi.
I'm gonna say I kind of want to bring like a fucking, I kind of want to bring like a stupid
Sniper and some shit I just got good gear though. I want to keep him alive
Or he keeps me
Ready to rock ready to roll all right
Shoreline create group hit that looking for group
Shoreline
I'm looking for a group. I see
you. I'm stuck on my willis.
Oh, I'm um that's me. You're
guide banger. Yeah. 69. Yeah.
69. Good addition. It's got to
be 69. Yeah. Mm hmm. I think
it's a great name. I think it's
a great name. I'm gonna have
to change it soon. Well, it's
He just banged me.
You gotta be honest with me.
I don't think anyone is looking at that name and thinking that.
I think they're thinking that.
I think that's exactly what they're thinking.
I'm escaping from Tarkoc.
I'll get back to you, I'll get back to you.
Oh, Tarkoc.
Oh, I mean, escape room Tarkoc.
Sounds like cool.
Question number is run the analytics.
Look at the charts.
Analyze the graphs.
I'm not playing customs. Why would I play customs? The Hodges got to do Hodges level eight. Wait, you're level eight. You said you're level seven. Hell yeah.
No big deal. Last raid got 12,000 experience. Sanitar killed a player. Shit. No big deal.
So what they did now, which I hate when you unlock the flea market, you don't have the whole flea market unlocked.
That's what I heard you there if you're poor you oh you can only sell poor people ship
No, it's it's to
Trade certain classes of items like assault rifles barter items
Backpacks armor each one has a different level unlock for the flea market. Oh my god. You just appeared right here
So like you might be able to buy a headset
But you can't buy a gun on the flea market or you can't buy like an assault rifle
some shit. What the hell? They're trying to hold me down. They are. I know. I know.
The man's holding you down. Get the bullets. Get the bullets. Yo, I also hate that I can't,
I can't put these bullets in my butt. Yeah, but it's kind of sick because when you kill people,
you get their ammo oh I bet it's sick for you you know what I'm saying no but no but it's also
good for well it's it's good it's good if you don't die if you die it sucks if you kill people
it's good because all their ammo is not in their boat Tony write that down chat it's good if you
don't uh wait where do you have to go fuck we just gotta we're roaming bro let's go take over
Oh, you just got to kill people. Okay.
Well, I didn't bring my keys for the snops though.
That's all right. That's all right.
Can we still, you know, can we still jump through windows to get into places?
No.
Damn it. No.
Yeah, so this map is kind of
weird right now because the
transit to the the boat map.
It's at the pier. So a lot of
people are going to the pier
right now on this map and not
to the resort over there. Uh
forms it like it's in the middle
of the open. It's a bad idea.
You gotta like snipe or they're
like a two-hour front and right a little bit okay yes chef yes chef yes so the
way it works that the boat map icebreaker when you're first unlocking it you have
the transit to it from here and then eventually you can unlock it just to
load straight into it from your stash yeah yeah yeah yeah once you get that
it's money printer it was crazy
I don't know if we don't we'll head out the back and we'll probably run into
people are back to be honest. I need to change my my laser flashlight B
bind. I don't know what that is by default. I think it's T.
I don't know what I'm talking
about.
Tactical devices. I'm going to
have a little key for you.
Hold on to me. It's like a 30
KK. Oh, shit. Oh, for the
labyrinth. Have you ever seen
the labyrinth? No. Oh, shit.
Brother so much nothing. I don't know nothing labyrinth is pretty sick
We look out of here come down here another basement
So that key that I just gave you it unlocks this door right here
You'll actually start a story quest and then you come down this hole
I'm going to say door did I just give you a did that give you a oh actually maybe this
doesn't start it you there's another story.
Oh yeah.
So that gives you a new storyline to unlock the labyrinth which you bring a special key
card here and then you transition to like a maze.
It's not really maize but some spooky shit in there.
Okay, oh is that the one where I saw you were fighting like a de-gillo with a minotaur?
That's the one.
You know, you don't really realize how dirty your monitor is until you play Tarkov.
No, when the fog comes out and your screen is just a white fog and you see every little smudge like oh my god
My screen is disgusting
Like I don't know if I was just spitting on it for the last two weeks. I know I had a list like that probably were
baby
Let's go out back
All right, we're going to like admin building. I think our back is a lot of people are probably gonna be at this new area
Yes
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I got a pillow. I got a pillow.
Oh, that's you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I always look for people out back here, but
I doubt there's really anyone here right now. Waffles. Thank you very much, brother. Thank
you Waffles. Not finding anything over here. Wait, you're rich. I just got a graphics card.
take it, take it, take it, take it, you don't need that. I forgot he had, I forgot he had 90 million.
And I could just go to icebreaker and borrow money and let me too.
Mm-hmm. I do that. From the event, I farmed 15,000 rounds of M85581, I don't know.
15,000. 15,000. Yep. And like 10,000 M995 and all, it's insane.
So okay, so I'm here and channel is telling me that they're not doing any more wipes is that true
It is true. So this character you are right now is
Permanent never wipes what they're going to do
seasons
Where it's optional and that you start fresh every season
and you're gonna have
like perks and debuffs on your character that are chosen or randomized or
something they didn't really fully explain it.
So kind of like Arc Raiders.
Well Arc Raiders are a skill tree.
No because that it's going to be separate from these characters like separate cues
entirely so if you're playing on your seasonal character you're only playing
with other people on their seasonal character.
Dan, so they're splitting it again.
Yeah, which I don't know about,
but I feel like most people will probably play the seasons.
I don't know, that's all to be determined.
It's all like you, your stuff that they're doing.
All the good people will play the seasons.
All the, yeah, yeah, all the grinders on there.
I
Might run into people come this way
Yeah, they added like a
Amp up ahead if you could see it like from here
That right now is the quest location for the icebreaker stuff
You've left the kill shit over there, so
It's kind of a hot spot right now
And a lot a lot of people been on this map, but in weird spots and the woods because you have to do a
Lot of shit for the BTR driver. So people are just running woods spamming the BTR to like get and turn in quests
Damn
It's a lot of different things going on nowadays, holy shit
Yeah, I mean, well, you didn't, you didn't do a whole story mode or anything, right?
None of it.
Yeah.
Got terminal now in the game.
Yeah, never played terminal.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can, uh, you can escape.
Yeah, I heard there was like a bunch of like alternate endings and all kinds of stuff
Yeah, there's four four different endings and like
There's some turning points in the storyline where you can like make a decision that gives you like or heads you towards a different ending
What happens when you escape?
You get a bunch of shit and you can restart and
Like prestige and restart
What a gift. Right? Do it all over. Do it all over again. Congratulations, you escaped. Now do it again, bitch.
Terminal's sick, but you can only do it once. Once you beat it, you have to restart to be able to do it again.
There's a lot of loot here. There might be players, but there's been a quiet raid.
Oh, I've had a key to it. Very quiet.
I
Get a beard
Yeah, I got a soda I
Think better be diet always always diet is that a diet coke?
Where do you think diet tastes better?
Absolutely, I think it tastes
That's good it
I don't know if it tastes better, but it's good enough
Hey, it's a dead player
Yeah, that player right outside. Oh, yeah
Did someone take the car extract yeah, I think this guy left already
Hey, why can't I lean left?
And and control click what the hell
I can lean right and control click, but I can't lean left and control click.
Bro, I forget how many fucking key lines there are.
It's insane.
There's even more now because they added a bunch of shit.
Yeah, so this guy, he took the car extract, I think.
He killed this guy and then left.
We ran by the car extract on our left before we came to this, um, this little area.
Got it.
Oh, smooth lean.
That's what's happening.
Wait, no, it's alt right click, which is no scooter.
What's that man?
How you doing?
Control V was causing me to go backwards.
What is under control V?
I don't know. Oh, by Toggle
Bipod. Yeah, you can like
mount your gun and shit. Even
without a Bipod, you can mount
it. Yeah, I ran into that
problem yesterday. I had to
fix. I never do it, but
sometimes if you're sniping,
it's actually pretty useful.
You can like mount it. It's
I
Haven't been there in a long time. I don't know what you say metals. No, maybe no
We're trying across the blue containers
That you running no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm like I'm like here left. I'm here left. Yeah
I'm in a terrible spot
wait all i did have a lot but i'm not by blue containers in my portapotty
somebody blue portapotty's
oh yeah i might have been you
was that me? i'm flushing the lane
is someone right next to you or with you?
yeah that's me
i was like there's no container blue portapotty's
i don't know what the hell those little blue things are over there
i'm at the shitter
i'm taking a dump over here
Well, this raid was asked, you want to reset?
Yeah, we can reset.
A couple of little boxes and we're going to use some money.
A couple of keys.
I'll give it a little bit more for you.
We can fine.
Oh, I have a gas analyzer for you.
Oh, nice. I found one last raid too.
in my last one. Let's pick them up, every fucking everything. Ice Frigger is not temporary.
Oh my god, what's for you? I'm gonna check. Here, uh, gas laws, Oscope pliers, and a bunch
I'm just going to get a bunch of
bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get the hell out of here.
I don't know.
That I don't know.
I agree.
See, we got to get a spawn where we come here first.
Like this is where a lot of people are gonna be right now
Like we kind of want to spawn this out of the map and come here or maybe go to the weather station and kill people that are on their way to the
up here I
Think they fixed Korean spider-man bypass on
The goons are a weather station. Oh, oh
We got to go kill Marty
Yeah, a hundred percent martian brandon
I was like a hawk. Yeah, how the fuck did you see them?
You know, I got them eyes my ears don't work very well. Well one one year it'll work too well
Great
a hot bird eye, hot eye, whatever the hell his name is.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, that's bird eye.
I thought it was a player.
Yeah, that's a big bird up there.
His name, his name is.
I'm like crazy.
There a head bob on.
Oh, turn that shit off.
Where's that under?
Uh.
That's a good question.
head bob here it is
point two
max f o b baby
yeah big bird mr brandon is up on the tower
cause backpack i was like that
he has the names with the names the names of the goons uh...
night is marty rogers jones jr
big pipe is marcus steel former porn star
and uh... big bird is
random
those are their best interaction
did you find that out quest? somebody said it because you kill
night on icebreaker a lot so we were just like oh marty what are you doing here?
what are you doing on my boat marty?
do i tap this son of a gun or no?
um if you got a shot on his head yeah
well i just it's gonna get up not too long yeah i was gonna go to these rocks
i'm just gonna stay by you i feel like that's the best idea currently for me
yeah i kind of want to like um
I got left and they should push hopefully they're pushing once coming right one's coming
left I'll kill right instead okay one more one more one more look for uh look for Brandon
Oh, there he is.
They're all done.
Nice, Toei!
They're just running around.
They were just being idiots.
Very good.
Yep, I'll let you loot them all up.
M-60!
What, I'm not gonna...
I'm 6'2", I'm 6'2".
Is it M-62?
Yeah, which are not M-80's better now than M-62.
It's still this little idiot fucking boy. You get 300 rounds. That's fucking huge for you
Yeah, it's absolutely every hundred rounds of that
What kind of backpack you got Tony? I can carry shit
Well, I'm more like
Can I steal your backpack?
I'll uh, I'll load up shit for you
Bang I'll just let just loot loot and then I'll load up
up on
really you do that for me
yeah I got you
I just dropped you at the end
isn't really that much
yeah
um what kind of ammo is this
did I need
the MCX it should be M6-2s
it's not great
not good
okay
I got you
I don't know what to grab
I'm getting you some armor.
That's good.
I mean, how do I not take the drip?
I got to take the pipe.
Got to take hold on a minute.
I don't know if you could take his backpack here.
It has it's like 200 K if you can fit his backpack.
It holds doesn't hold shit.
But it's out for like 200 K.
Well, he's masked to the cocaine.
I
Bag so expensive
Yeah, you have these fuck no, no, I'm not that old I don't know if you could take his bag or not
It might be worth grabbing for like I think it's us for 200 to something
There's no way I can grab this bag. Okay. Let's go
this was egg this was a ray turn around brother I just got a lot of shit I got
some armor and stuff too in my bag this is great this is great we'll have to
consolidate at the end yeah yeah yeah at the actual drop you I'll load it all up
in my bag and I'll just drop you my bag all right I may I may have lied to you I
I am fat as shit. In game. Just in game.
What was that? What?
I heard a rumble, kind of like a storm coming from the northern side of this discord. What was that?
I think, uh...
I didn't hear that.
My hearing things? The northern storm. Winter is coming.
I'm a woman. Oh, my wife. That
is coming. That is coming. A
meal for him. I'm a OBD to
give me but a moment. What's
weighing you down? Uh
probably the M 60 E 6. Okay.
Drop your bag right here by me.
bag. Boom, bang. See what you've got in here. Hey, Vigilink. Let's go. Am I looking pretty
I'm gonna pick it back up.
Um, yeah.
My own massive.
You can still run with all that gear.
Yeah, dude.
And I can, um, you lift weights.
We get it. Okay.
Yeah, I'll be in the gym.
Now you're speaking my language.
We can just take a thing, but we're focused.
Yeah.
Low OBD2 stem?
Get you moving right.
It's been a murder.
Someone murdered this man.
No, it's a static body.
It's just like on the map.
Someone took his wallet.
I don't know if coming here gives you a story quest to invite. I don't know.
Does that give you anything?
No, nothing.
Was that a cyclone?
Oh, I lied. I actually can't read.
You getting stamina with all this gear?
Yeah, there's a lot.
There's a lot.
Air drop.
They're patch engine room?
I don't know.
I looted an air drop on my first run.
Did you get a bunch of junk?
I feel like it was a pretty good air drop, right?
They have so much junk in them.
Oh, did you get the giga-chat?
I got this battery for a computer. I don't know what it's called and then some other battery for a computer
A battery
Yes, you got a giga-chat. Oh, you got the giga-chat. Oh, yeah
Oh shit
Yeah, I was almost attracted.
Just take my bag.
You just take my bag.
And then, uh, then 60.
Beautiful. Wonderful.
Oh my God, I can't move.
Get in the extract, Salter!
Get in there!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you need to get a sangleizer.
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, oh fuck
oh no
the gas analyzer is in your bag
fuck, oh well, will find more
will find more, that's okay
yes
that's okay
good raid
good raid
not too shabby
not too shabby
Not bad. You suck a lot of shit. Not bad at all. I got a lot of shit. A lot of shit.
Big bird, big bite. That's the nightington. M855. Is that good or no?
No, but if it's all you got
Yeah, this is my not fiving that thing
Got you don't worry about it pop a bless pop a bless
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Drops are only for the people in the streamer challenge or just like small size streamers.
He doesn't love us.
He doesn't love us.
we've made absolutely zero progress in the realm of murdering people zero
progress but we have made progress in the realm of getting reserve unlocked
that's is the ultimate goal that's right that's right wait how do we do that by
playing shoreline oh do you just have to survive raids yep oh you don't have to
kill people on swollen I mean I need dog tags but yes I just need to okay how
many one more I think let me look oh easy two more no one more one more two
dog tags one more survival BP or BS is better now yes oh you can click double
click on the ammo and it'll tell you the pen and the damage damage 45 yes
is better but just telling you that's a thing now because remember you have to look at the fucking
excel spreadsheet. I do remember. I logical. Logical. Logical. Logical. Logical spreadsheet.
You might say to me the spreadsheet logical. You keep that bag. I'm gonna bring in another bag.
Wonderful. I'm doing a stream challenge. No, I'm not allowed. If you were to ask this bag back,
I would have told you to rip it from my dead corpse. I don't have shit. I
Mean that could be arranged
Respectfully
Know that I keep forgetting to do like probably
something that I used to do so
much and I don't remember to do
it now is PK. I used to be a
PK. Now I never use them. Oh,
using like Vaseline. Yeah. Oh,
I don't know why. You know that
they did the anal gin, the
Skittles, the little Skittle
So you could eat them things all day long.
There's no downside to using them.
Yeah.
They only last 80 seconds, but if you do use those,
they don't like to destroy your hydration and energy.
Look at that.
I didn't know that.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's get it.
Okay.
Let's get it.
I
Should probably ensure
Maybe how much is it 90,000 what you got
500,000
Nah, okay, we both wait. I shouldn't bring out found in raid morphine
I should bring out non-founded raid morphing that that would be wise that would be wise
Oh, why is man you are?
Yes the ancient text the ancient text a effort hold of such tales of great wisdom
Yeah, Tony's pizza Tony's Pizzeria and Tarkov carry service incorporated LLC Inc
LLC Inc. Watch needs SUV USB. What the hell's SUV USB? Honestly, don't remember these quests.
Oh
You need that the USB on the car cats telling me
Yes, I need that is okay, okay, so one more by the tunnel we can get that
Dude nice pipe
The first time I've heard that won't be the last time. Thank you so much, Tony. Yeah, okay. Thank you so much always one right here
Stay vigilant comrade
There's enemy tangos all around us I think they're gonna literally be a guy like in front of us
Yeah, it's on like the back left of the car, right?
Oh crap, it's on the back left of the car.
See that G-Wagon down there by the Policia?
I see it.
Yeah, it's on there.
That's when we got to grab your little USB.
A-Firm.
Hey, you firm, man, Roger that.
Hey, you firm, Roger, Roger.
It's Fatcock coming in, Fatcock coming in.
76, you're the location. Over.
Fatcock, I hear you loud and clear.
I heard something behind me. Scared the shit out of me.
No, isn't on the...
On the back left somewhere, like outside of the car.
on the floor on the side skirt or something
oh dude it shows you like a little quest
oh yeah you got the radar now yeah that's that they just added
damn I actually like that that's a good change
it is it is you don't have to go on the fucking way you can actually look for the items now you
don't have to go on the wiki and like
down with the wiki down with the wiki man
You just you just have to survive
Well, no, they put them right side up because she had them upside out
But it got me hammered on a fourth of July like six years ago because I
Don't know if you remember or you saw the clip
I was playing with some and he was bitching about it
We were drinking and I said every time he says the maps are upside down. I'm gonna take a shot
I got 13 shots later. I was
drunk. Almost on the verge of
barfing everything. Dude, how do
you play this game? It's gotta
be fucking rough. Terrible
experience. Your raids are
So I'm thinking if you just got to extract and get that little US. Oh, is that son of Tessie? It could be son of Tessie
Wait, baby, I don't know it was a bald man. I don't have a z-ball man. I
Think it's a bald man walking
I don't see nothing
I mean to you
I'm reaching the building on
Yeah, it's the bar man. It's the bar man.
Sadatars outside. He's coughing.
Yeah, I'm inside. I'm inside. I'm inside.
Touch, I'm in.
Touch. Touch.
Touch. Touch.
I'm inside. I'm inside. I'm inside.
fucking Tony. Can I say something?
Sanitar. Would you mind?
I want to say something really quick. OK.
Real real fast. Yeah, go ahead.
I got that to say.
What are you going to say?
Well, Sanitar is outside coughing like a fucking crack.
Yeah. Yeah, we.
Well, good news is what can you can you use my dog tag?
It's just the plan all along funny enough. I did some research and I actually oh
My gosh, there is zero chance of me getting this shit out by the way
No, no, there's an extract right like it's like fucking right next to us. Okay. All right. Let me just grab everything here
Yeah
Do the back the other way. No, I don't know put the put the blackjack in the trooper
Drop them wait, that's a possibility
Yeah, it's like a glove. Okay. And then that's not a good look. Take the mag and the scope mount off the VSS and equip my gun.
Yeah.
The scope mount. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought we
would last a little bit longer.
What more much murder than me.
This man searching. Take it.
Grab it. Deposit.
Twist it. Pull it.
Pull it.
You know, as you were talking to
me, I just feel like I got to say
something. As you were talking to
I mean, I really, I was listening.
I promise I was.
You weren't listening, but you weren't hearing.
That almost sucks ass.
Yeah.
You can put the mag in the VSS if you're taking it.
That'll save you some room.
Gold and gold.
In the VSS, okay.
Mm-hmm.
And then.
What am I?
Wasn't the VSS mags, the purple ones?
SP6.
Ooh.
Just double check.
I can't double check it is what it is.
That's there for now.
Hotchers fast.
Well, he wasn't fast at hearing me say, I'm inside.
I'm inside.
I'm inside.
I'm inside.
I'm inside.
Hotchers are inside.
Have retrieved all of your goodies.
OK.
And again, I am sincerely.
No, you're chilling.
You're chilling.
the
The
Remember the swamp is
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the path to lighthouse
That's right. It's like right next to you
Okay, I want to get I want to get your meds, but I don't think I can't even worry about it. We're just take them
Just take them and set the grizzly of things I hate that fucking thing
Oh my gosh. I am so fat and game. Wait, I should probably loot those. Fuck it.
They could have drugs on them. I'm saying, but I looked those guys real
quick.
Cut. Nah, that's too great. Too great.
Not a good look. Not a good look. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
You let me, I can't believe you fucking give me, you know.
Huch, I'm inside, I'm inside, I'm inside.
I'm inside, Huch, I'm inside.
No, whenever I, I stuck that quarter, I do, it was you.
Dude, oh shit, oh, audio.
Oh.
Oh.
Multiple.
I don't know, let them pass.
I don't remember what I was saying, but that was something, dude, I'm looking at
at the screen right now.
Oh, that man in the corner.
God damn.
Thank you. God damn.
That's a hunk of a man.
Thank you so much.
I feel like I'm looking at God damn Johnny Bravo on the screen.
Yeah.
Hey, there, little momma.
Yeah.
What do you mean, dude?
Come on.
Yeah, that's got to be a compliment, right?
I got to be.
That's gotta be down this one. That's gotta be
I'm a chocolate down this one
He was like the original giga Chad
He was he not I mean he had that like that grease lightning like slick back blonde hair
That fucking wide body frame the shape like a goddamn Dorito
Now things for 54 months
about baby.
I'm not up.
Juicin Johnny Bravo is definitely juicin.
He was on the goddamn.
He was on the goddamn Trumbulona.
I
All right, whoever said more like Johnny burrito mods can we lock it down in here for the love of God?
What are we doing?
Your Johnny Johnny Bravo dude, that's
Damn much. I'm looking at Johnny Bravo now
That's that you wish you look like this motherfucker
here. God damn. God damn.
Between the hairline and the
**** Alright. Why'd you have
to bring the hairline into this
Tony? Damn it. I did. I wish
my hair line looked like that.
Yeah, I meant to thank you for
that. Thank you for the fine.
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you.
Everybody's getting a little bit of a recession.
We getting old Tony.
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna be 30 motherfucking two.
Tell me old, tell me old.
I hope you're getting a retirement.
I feel like I'm turning to dust.
You're gonna have to get a Swiffer
to pick me up to the, go to the home.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Yeah.
Sure.
32 again.
I know.
I'll be wishing that at some point here.
Transit to Lighthouse.
Don't transit.
Just keep, keep running.
Just keep running.
The rookie to be brought in.
Okay.
D. W.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The transit and then like it, it goes to regular extract.
Like, um, you just go like deeper.
Go deeper.
Deeper.
I'm going to be up on to a
rock gang. Alright, cool.
Wonderful. Alright, well,
excellent job. Excellent job.
Great aim. Great movement.
Great positioning. Great
team kill. Amazing execution.
The ultimate goal there was to
kill Tony and take his shit
because no one else has this
much gear. That was the goal.
You can honestly just keep all
that shit if you want. Are you
I don't care.
Oh, really?
If you insist, I'll...
Don't really, man.
Just hang on.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'll hang on to it.
You know, I'll keep it in, like, a little stash in a corner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just put my name on it, you know?
Just so nobody uses it by accident.
Just, like, pull a name tag on it.
Tony's Gear.
Yeah.
Tony's Gear.
All right, yeah.
Let me go ahead and...
How do I...
How do I name this?
name it. Oh, I don't think you actually did. Next time. Next time. You know you label it
like you're talking to cookies, like you're like touches cookies. It's like that. Yes.
So my wife doesn't touch them. And if she does, I'll freak out. Yeah. Yeah. It's a normal
thing in this household. Very normal. I believe it. But you say it like that. Why do you believe
believe it so wholeheartedly.
Why would you lie?
You're an honest man.
You're honest man, you're honest man.
Good boy, good boy, good boy.
Appreciate that.
I got it.
Well, my M4 has been
commandeered.
My gear has been commandeered, but I got
pirates. Oh, that's an ISM4 you got there, laddie! Oh, I have to take a look at this lad.
All right, good deal. Sell the ISM7 seeds when it's here, laddie.
I don't think I can turn this
dog tag any of their shit. Oh,
turn in the the the the the the
the flash the flash drive. Is
that go to therapist? I think
it does. I have no idea. The
story quests I've only really
done like once or twice. So,
them by heart.
Got it.
So when they were making these cut scenes, why do I got to listen to this
shit and fucking Russian?
I think I'm going to read this.
I don't know.
There is me an old tomato space car.
Through it. No, no.
It does. It does matter.
at some point when you like hand in certain items it you'll kind of know but
When you get the armored case, I think that's the first turning point in the story where your decision matters
And if you do the wrong if you fuck it up you have to farm 500 million rubles
So
Work your mixture when you get the case
Okay
Yeah, yeah
That shit's ass
You you had to farm five no, I didn't but other people had
And you also get yours again, I think it is shitty ending
Yeah, yeah, well you'll get an armored case
Eventually, you'll know it's like a big ass fucking briefcase
That's the first thing that like matters. Well, these guys objective failed. I think I just I think it literally just happened
Oh my gosh, what'd you do? I
Don't know what just happened
Failed to hand over the cash to therapist. Oh
I don't think that matters. Yeah, that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter
None of that shit matters the first thing that matters is the armored case
I think you might just have to
wait. It might be a time gate on
the quest. All right. We can go
anywhere. We can go anywhere
now. I just need to dog text.
Okay, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna
say. Woods are cussing. I'm
I'm going to say woods or customs, I'll let you decide.
You could be the master of our destiny.
I'd rather get beaten profusely than pick woods over customs.
All right, let's go to the, I want to custom.
I would rather you beat me until my hand is up and I'm reaching for the sun, then go to woods because I decided to.
But I'm also a woods hater.
Always have been always will.
What are the customs?
Be my weekend lover.
Wait, why can't I?
Oh, I think my, are you cute right now?
I hit ready and I had the spinny wheel in the bottom right.
That's you.
That's you.
What did he do?
Did he go run and grab a fucking?
I think I'm bugged. He's queued.
Is he on? Is he on the way? What's going on? Hello? Are you are you in the loading
screen? Or are you in the lobby? Are you in the lobby? Like it's we're just it
just says confirmation and then it's just standing next to each other. Okay. Like my
game is bugged. I gotta restart. I was just making sure you were queuing. Yeah.
Sorry, I was petting my dog.
That's okay.
Is that Customs Unlocked? Don't you always have Customs Unlocked?
I think. John, I do, yeah.
Engineering and finance.
Binance. Binance, they like to say.
And that's...
Oh, I think I may be getting on...
Uh-uh.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know.
Wait, are the streamer challenge stuff, it's watch drops?
I thought it's pay drops for the streamer challenge.
It's watch drops?
When are they doing these pay drops?
The pay drops haven't started. When do they start? No ETA. What the fuck?
the
their pay drops like gifted subs to get the in-game items.
They were showing off a bunch of like swag for your stash like cases and
Louis Vuitton Wallace or Louis Vuitton Wallace and shit like that.
Touch low level, he just started again.
He just started again.
Like a day ago, like literally one day ago.
So what's your thoughts on PvP icebreaker?
I don't know how they're gonna pull it off, but I hope they do because I think the PvE
map is gonna get boring after a little bit.
fight and some woman started shaking asses this woman started shaking her ass
and the skinniest of the skinniest of thongs and then she turned around and it
I swear there wasn't a nipple as close to it like it was it was her whole kitty
for a whole kitty. Where's no, it was a bar fight. No, no, no, no. Bar stole. Like they
do that little fight. It was the guy who was 500 pounds versus the guy who was 460 pounds
from Canada. The Canadian whooped us. It is what it is. How long they ban you for? Well,
just like it's like that AI shit that they got now just took my stream down and then I had to
redo the key and go back live again. Oh, but it wasn't like a ban. No, no, no, no, it wasn't like
a full ban. No, it was like a little temporary takedown or whatever the hell. It was like my
ninth one. Wait, they got AI titty detection? Oh, these guys are lasting. They're busting.
Let's go this way.
A.I. Titty detection. Oh, my gosh. I one shot that jump. Wow.
Oh, you did it. OK. I never land that.
Yeah. A.I. Titty detection. That's crazy.
I want to invest in whoever's making that tech.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I shot a scav.
It's the first bullet.
It is what it is.
Well, they're in that building.
You can get on in there and try to kill him.
You need the killer.
Me and you into this this building.
I had died.
I hate to fucking build it.
I call it Panda because there's it's not a panda, but it looks like a panda bear on
the side.
I
And oh these little fucking goons these little goons this guy close close close close close
Inside close. Yeah, I heard him. I got him. I got him. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you don't worry
I'm a master baiter. That was actually like excellent, but
I wanted to fucking thread the needle. I was touching the back of the head
He started blasting me
I respect on that guy for swinging I
Respect that you hear someone cooking Nate. I think you're swinging as well. Oh, yeah
Yeah. Well, like I thought he knew two of us are here. Yeah, that is a crazy. Oh, that's right. So there's a streamer challenge today. There is 100% rate on goons and there's going to be a bunch of streamers. Oh, it's on customs.
We just we just farm this all
Shit, okay
Imagine the amount of loot we're gonna get
Maybe I killed one of them that streamers right there. That's kind of
You killed yep, Zeer Hawk TTV
You run into the big dogs and the stream of challenge that's what happens
Oh, he knows he knows we are not to be
tripled with you guys thought that the
goons were the real challenge here now
we are amongst you oh man these guys
actually yeah I'ma grab you armor from
Marty is it he just killed one no no he
He killed the piping fins over there.
It's just he's in a shit spot.
Hello there.
I'll try to give you that overwatch.
I don't know what Big Bird's at.
Goop over life, Tony.
Remember that.
Goop over life.
Get Goop or die trying.
Amen.
Oh, this is good.
OK, we're good.
You said that 50 nuts. Yeah.
I used to. I used to fight it.
But now I am a believer. I am a
believer. Alright. Well, I'm
Well, no, I could just give you a lot of them are cheap because icebreaker
Like 70k, but he doesn't have
He doesn't even have the flea market. I am fed of shit
I will bear the burden of carrying
I will I will give penance for our crimes
fuck oh shit yeah what the hell was that I don't know we're busting that thing
i need these goddamn glasses what don't you got 20 20 vision i you i seen you spot
Fucking big bird on shoreline. Those are my glasses
Trying to get a little organization going on here. How the fuck am I gonna do this?
Okay
You take
That bag and I take this bag
Yes, chef for now
Yes, chef. Yes chef. Hi. Hi chef sir. Yes, sir
Are we leaving this? Um, oh you took the I can't I yeah, I took the plate to you. Um,
I'm fucking fat now
Okay, so we could deposit this loot we could take the flare and deposit
I think we can deposit or we
can keep going up to you. I
think. I think we deposit. I
think you deposit because you're
broke. So, let's do that. And
I'm and I'm heavy as hell.
All right. We deposit and then
we come back. I mean, here's
my here's my thought process.
We're in a great position to
farm kids right now. I I don't
we're going to get a little
look here right now. Yeah, we
can really just play customs
until the sun goes down and
rises again and I'm happy. It's
my favorite map of the game.
Give a little streamer
challenge disruption. I like
that. Hutch is not a new
This is a challenge.
But what if I didn't run into Landmark and hot?
I hereby
sentenced you to death for your crimes against the streamers.
Did you see have you seen any of the
the
Lego ship this?
Oh, the job is telling me about it yesterday.
The that's the war.
The Mormon mafia.
You've got to be back. Yeah.
Me and Chad has been watching it for the last two days.
And it is.
We're going to have that.
I fuck up that. It is worth it.
It's an hour. I'm going to show the back here.
It's like two or three episodes, right?
Oh, fuck. Two episodes.
Oh, no.
Shit. You're good. You're good. You're good.
Thank God.
Second. Just just spin, just spin, just spin, just spin, spin, spin.
No, shoot me.
Okay, I'm alive.
Danny, Jova, thank you for 26 months to lay out.
Thank you for the sub.
The second episode is 45 minutes and it is worth every second.
What about, where am I watching it?
Who's, yeah, who's YouTube channel?
Furious Ben, I think is what it's called, right?
Furious Ben, right?
the
the
the
$200,000 worth of antique Legos his father had.
Okay. His father got sick.
He was like, all right, you know, basically take the Legos and his son was going to sell them, right?
They'll pay for his father's medical bills, because I think he has cancer or something like that.
Something very bad.
So the father is still alive.
I think the father is still alive, but very sick still.
Yeah, okay.
So he goes into this place called Brick and something.
brick and many fig or something like that. I've heard of that. It's like a big, they're
like a big Lego $400 million. Yeah. Like a huge, huge Lego reseller company.
It's a big deal. Not affiliated because I thought at first people were saying like the
Lego, like like a Lego store, Rob the guy, but it's not affiliated with Lego. Okay. Yes.
No, no, it's an independent company that deals Legos. Yes. So he goes in and he puts the
the Legos on consignment, right?
So whenever they would sell the Legos,
they would take a portion, he would get paid as well.
You know, the majority.
They take like 10% or whatever that is.
Yeah, so the people who bought it from him
then sell the business, okay?
To another company or to another individual.
That individual decides, I'm not going to honor
any deals that was made before I got here.
So basically your $200,000 worth of Legos are now mine.
And I'm not going to pay you a dollar for him. Hell, I don't even know where they are. They're nowhere to be found. They're not yours anymore. They're mine. So for a while, this guy is trying to get these guys to pay him the money for his Lego set and they refuse.
And he, this YouTuber who goes and like discovers scams and like gets to the bottom of it, was going through his emails and saw this email from the guy asking for help.
So he goes down there and brother, the conspiracy theory is, it's not even the conspiracy theories.
Honestly, at this point, just facts.
Like they're all part of the Mormon church in that area.
Like the police too, right?
Like the police chief or something.
for something I heard. Yeah.
They're all Mormons. Yeah.
And allegedly, of course, I don't want to get to.
But so they're all Mormons.
They're all like watching out for each other.
They're all part of the same church.
They're all like even the guy who owns the stores of Mormon,
the guy who owns the four hundred million dollar companies of Mormon,
the police chief with the former company owner, too.
The former company owner is this woman.
I don't think she she's like doesn't really have much to do with it.
OK, OK, she just sold it to some Mormon dude.
Yeah, I think they've arrested him multiple times.
They've raided their house looking for Legos.
They've pulled them over on a traffic stop.
And the guy with the sick dad.
No, so he hired these YouTubers.
The YouTubers are basically the ones trying to get to the bottom of it now.
And the YouTubers are getting harassed by the cops.
Yeah, they've been raided.
They got pulled over and they they searched their car because they got a tip that they had heroin in the car randomly because and then whenever they talked about it, they said that the driver had glassy eyes, which is an indicator of heroin.
Yeah, yeah, my ass.
So they smile for like three hours or so crazy shit.
They're like trying to intimidate them.
Like they'll pull them over in the video and literally ignore the driver and just shine the light on the youtuber that they're going after in the back and
They're like hey, they're doing all this on camera like yeah, how fucking stupid you have to be
On camera one of the cops said I know you're from California, but we do things differently here in Utah
Yeah, we do things differently
Yeah, buster
That's so I mean that just sounds like they're gonna get sued into oblivion
They are yeah, like how could you be so dumb, but also like why would you buy a?
$400 million company and then literally
Fucking they didn't buy the 400 million they bought like an establishment. So like one of their franchisees sold. Oh
They bought a franchise. Okay, but okay, but still
That must have been a lot of money
100% so you bought a brand new business dropped probably millions of dollars
Yeah. And then you decide, hey, as my first order of ruler of the Lego store,
I shall blow it up over $200,000 of Legos.
Well, that's like the entire like the whole stars like, hey, we just want our Legos back.
Like not the money for we just want the Legos back.
So you can come back and the guy's like, you want them back?
Sue me. You want them back?
Sue me. That's just like to me.
like that just sounds I mean clearly clearly they're dumb but that sounds like extra dumb
it's the entire time I was watching the video me and the entirety of my chat felt the exact same
way we were just that's like unfathomable greed how could you like it's insane man it's it's
actually bonkers like the whole video was just like you're just sitting there scratching your head
Yeah, well, it's like, okay, so instead of selling $200,000 worth of Legos on consignment
and making what, probably like 10%, making like 20 grand just to sell some dudes Legos,
you decide to cause internet outrage and probably destroy your business and maybe end up in
jail.
But here's the crazy part, right?
because like, you know, they're they're underneath the the branch of like a
$400 million company.
So as the CEO of the company, instead of being like, hey, man,
just give the fucking Legos back and it is what it is.
He then tries to cover it up.
And then when that was the owner, did of the
is he Mormon, too?
Yes, he's in that same exact. Oh, my God.
OK, so they're just, yeah, allegedly, allegedly.
But so they're all allegedly fucking.
I'm in the ground laying down laying down in the dirt. Oh, yeah
Well, there's two of them in the dirt. Yeah, no, no, I kill them both
Fuck
God damn it, you needed the kill right I needed the dog that
That's fucking two of them here now
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To lockdown on Legos.
Dude, that's so fucking crazy, though.
Dude, it's the craziest, weirdest, oddest,
like,
so many turns,
so many, like, loops,
so many things,
and you're just going, what is
even going on?
None of this makes sense.
Why would you do this?
Yeah, and it's also if there's one thing that people need to realize
you
What you don't fuck with people that are like I
Have like an audience like that for one
But you also don't fuck with people that have an audience in like a nerd community like Lego collectors
Because they will go ape shit. I
Literally said this day like like if there's one do these like I mean, let's be real nerds are fucking
They get shit done. You fuck over the nerds.
They're going to back them up.
They're going, oh, you fucked over a boy like the entire Lego universe
is going to rally against you.
It's it's literally a story about good versus evil at this point.
It's like a David and Goliath and the guy who's like the story is all about
is such a genuine dude.
Like he's just like, I just want my stuff back, blah, blah, blah.
Like it's no at no point where you're you're ever well.
He probably doesn't want to deal with that shit.
his dad's sick and he like this isn't what he wants to be dealing with like you know all his dads like
going through maybe like the last years of his life or the last months or whatever like you don't
want to deal with that shit. And here's the greatest part it's all under like it's all legal like
it's all under contracts it's all under like everything like they're recorded or has the papers
if you're selling stuff on consignment it's gotta be recorded like hey we're here this item this item
this item we're gonna sell it you know for you yada yada here's your commission
blah blah blah that's insane it just sounds like morons doing moronic
activities you know what it is truly it's wealth and power getting to people's
heads like they're in you know it is probably a smaller area in Utah yeah we're
We're the police, we're all in our little warm and mafia, we can do whatever we want.
I AM THE LAW!
It's literally that, it's like people are just, they don't think they're touchable.
And the reality of it is, is that whole police department is probably going to get millions
of dollars.
They're going to get probably all the money for some, allegedly, hopefully.
Allegedly.
fully allegedly I mean it's in the video like they violate so many
constitutions I gotta watch this it's yeah yeah it's definitely worth it watch
it watch it on stream as well dude it's it's it's insane man it's insane I'm
extracting with your items sweet
all right well got my legs blown off it's what it is all over some Legos too all
over some Legos. I mean, a lot of money in Legos, but like it's still Legos. Yeah, it just
it's insane. It just seems so foolish. But like, I like, why would you even
like, why would you even try to do that? The first place you're worth $400 million as a company
and you're not going to let 200 you're going to let you're going to let $200,000. But it's not
even 200,000 it's a business opportunity to sell like make 20 grand like literally because they're
selling it giving back something that's not yours that cost you literally no money to yeah that's
just fucking that's insane I think it was it really boils down to Tony they didn't think that that guy
I
Well, they knew that he couldn't sue them because they could just they could they could drain them
They could lawyer up better you legal
in the video they were just like you're gonna lose more than 200 K getting your 200 K and
Sadly, they said that you yeah, they said that oh that's crazy
The youtuber tweets with the vendetta said fuck it. I'm willing to go to jail. I'm willing to get you
Thank you for 40 months. One is content and two. I'm gonna get this dude's light goes back. Fuck it. Yeah
Holy shit, I'm here in the bathroom real quick check it was like
you
I have returned, hello Channis.
do do do do do do do do.
Bragg is one big red 95% of his rigs. That sucks.
That sucks.
It sucks. I gotta watch these videos though. This sounds um
actually sounds like a great watch.
probably a bit maybe like depressing of a well not depressing I feel like I'll get
angry for that guy I feel like I'll just get angry so
about it. Oh shit. I reminded
me. Well, I don't have a I mean,
you just take my backpack.
So, Patreon. Obviously, you know
Patreon is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
They start a Patreon and these
people are trying to like silence
them and take any way of them
like making money or being able
to get the money. Funds, et
these people reach out to patreon and basically said we're requesting that you take down their patreon so the CEO
Makes a video and basically just says fuck you if you don't like it sue me the patreon CEO
ironic yes, I'll be you and it's ironic
Man because at the beginning of the video there, you know because they're worth 400 million
They're like sue us sue us sue us and now they're getting one point four billion. Yep. Now they're getting big dick
it. Exactly. Wow. Which is
just like, all right, that's
pretty cool. Yeah. That's
critical. It's been making
videos. Yeah. Well, I was just
saying like, how do people, how
do they not learn that if you do
shit like this, like in this
day and age, it can go
super viral and completely
destroy you like. Yeah. I don't
know how people haven't
You know like stuff like this is like it just it can blow up in your face
Yeah, but it's it's like
You're doing shit on camera with documentation like you're out of your mind
Yeah, and they knew after the first couple days of them being there they knew who this guy was they knew his
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like 600 K. I think is what he had like half a million. Oh, yeah, enough. Yeah, not yet.
I
Plenty
Just just stupidity man
Don't forget the cops redacted video and audio as well. Yeah, they illegally redacted allegedly body camera
Yeah, so like anytime that they were like scheming on like what charges are we gonna hit or whatever?
They would just redact the audio in front and for
Very close some of the Krakos. Oh, yeah
Next to where this is all happening in the Utah and it's pretty disappointing to say it sounds disappointing
They're outside of it same
might be right outside this wall to fuck hate this push jump in the water i don't
i don't see anybody we might be good to run on like i got to crack out so maybe to the left here
looks okay right now go go go go go go
Oh, no.
No tangos.
Maybe it happened at the pit outside crack.
Yeah, maybe it's got to be close.
It must.
It could have been in maybe.
Oh, the buses at the bus in the bus in between the buses.
Get a fucking grenade.
Get a grenade like by the door, by the second floor, throw a grenade
like at that second floor door.
Did I kill him?
Yep.
Good name.
Didn't hit.
Oh, he's getting fucked up.
Still there.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, let him have it.
Good name.
Oh, inside!
I'm dead.
I just...
I just...
I just one-tapped around the corner.
He's inside upstairs, I think.
Yeah, I saw that.
I feel like I was around the corner there man.
I'm gonna get pushed from a whole other guy.
I feel like I was around the fucking corner.
That sucks.
It sucks.
It sucks.
I'm gonna get fucked.
Oh you got this.
I don't know where this guy is shot at me from.
John Deere, Rayquaza, rare.
Bro, that's fucking crazy.
$13,500.
I'm taking a small business loan.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Oh man, I got someone close to me as well.
I got an idea.
I am in the worst possible side as well.
Do I make it to a dirty thinker now?
To run back out?
No, I don't.
Am I right?
Oh yeah, probably, you could.
No, I don't.
Am I right?
I'm waiting for your love.
I'm not sure. There's an angle
because they got shot at to the
left from stronghold, didn't
they? Uh, I sounded like it.
Again, it could be goons. I'm
not sure. They could have been
getting shot by goons, but
there's definitely there's
going to be something by
stronghold if I had to put
money on it. Yeah. No, I
I don't have my ADS. I don't have long at all. Yeah, your staff.
Your staff is cooked.
See insurance and I went Ray Guaza.
Uh, called Geico. We'll get a quote on the Ray Guaza.
Fuck it. Send that.
I'm saying, like at this point, I'm just wasting time.
They didn't look at like, they're not too crazy.
Mm-hmm
Hey, see how bad I suck
Submit a Google view to the bricks and many figs and cut their organ. I'm not gonna tell you to do that
I'm definitely not gonna tell you to do that. I
Don't even get mixed up in some
You know
Not oh, oh, it's just those I
Always got it. You should go prone and fucking melt that guy
One just pushed back pretty far
These little feetsies yeah one went to the corner
I don't know what I'm saying.
Where did his little toes go?
You're a monster. There's the
white ultra zero. That's the best.
And then the guava, ultra guava.
Come on. Give me something.
I
Just look like a shit like a shrimp
Oh fuck that guy. Oh, oh shit
Let's get that aim come on
Oh, oh, damn, you're cooking them, though.
Yeah, I think I didn't kill me with that head shot.
I think I killed every single one of them.
Oh, there's no way this guy fucking.
I got like shot behind cover by a fucking SVT in the head.
Oh my god.
Don't you love it?
Yeah, that sucks.
7-6-2-PP round fucking kill me.
Dammit.
Yeah, customs is fucking
Boston's lit, bro.
It's crazy.
What the hell's going on?
I love it. I love it.
Are you going in?
We're just not spawning that big red.
That'd be sick.
Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?
We've got to cross the bridge of death.
It's all of unfortunate.
It's fucking definitely haven't seen it. Oh my god, dude
Amazing movie absolutely
I already know I'm gonna look over it's gonna be
Probably
I'll put you on game is what I did what do you mean?
It's it's ridiculous it's pretty short to not only be like an hour
Cosplay it's absolutely
Just absurd, but it's
phenomenal
The amount of quotes the amount of quotes from that movie is is astronomical
It's it's it is insane the amount of quotable lines for the movie
How dare you I'm out hutch is fat what the hell's going on
I mean, it kind of deserved to be honest.
600 kill.
I'm still not deleted, blocked, restraining, restraining ordered.
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
Wait, you got your oh, you need to get the dog tag
Cuz it's not a kill you need a dog
That's right
What is your name?
What is your request?
Foreman, Jesus. Oh, should I bring a flare?
I mean, imagine having four
friends to play Tarkov with on
a Wednesday. Gosh, those guys
must be popular. Oh, this is
the summer. Oh, true. It is the
summer. They could be. They
could be some youngsters,
hutch.
It could be some youngsters.
Oh, sorry, I'm getting a call
from proper.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring.
Yeah, you can be good.
I just have four friends to listen to.
I'm saying it's what I'm.
Having four friends.
Do not be getting pissed on today.
We got to lock the shit in.
We got to lock this in.
Them iceberg are 15.
probably not. I mean, we could. We could. I feel like, I don't know, I'll just play
I'd rather he'd even want a good ice rigger right now.
Oh, he's in there.
Your mother was a hamster.
I fought in your general direction.
I fucking love that movie, man.
I fucking love that.
Mysterious woman pulling swords from ponds is no basis for system of government
A little gear and bullets from it true, but it's also
I mean, maybe it's worth it. It's a lot of honestly, it probably is worth it
it. Probably is worth it. It's a good bit of questing if you
don't have any traders unlocked.
Honestly, it probably is worth it because then the XP, you
can just level the fuck up like crazy. What am I
screeching? You can level it like crazy. Yeah, you get ice
you start farming the XP.
Oh, not about strong.
Alright, let's do this.
Let's do this.
I guess we'll go to, I don't know, maybe the dormitories first.
Good.
Wait, I think I can bring you to Icebreaker even if you don't have it unlocked.
I didn't know. I didn't know.
You may thank you. I can't. Oh,
just give me more ammo and loot.
The XP is insane. Oh, you'll
have to kill this shit. You'll
have to kill this shit but I
can tell you the strats. I did
I mean the gear the gear alone isn't the same. Why can I get in the window?
Get that poster this is the poster
Can I ask this so I cannot
They're all over and you couldn't you can buy them too
I
Feel so good to be back in dorms
I don't know if people are gonna be at dorms right now with this event going on, but maybe yeah, what is the event?
What are people? What's like the streamer?
Ornament things, so I guess they're probably all by wrong hold
Oh to kill yeah, I'm the coons. I don't know what they're I don't know what their challenge is
What's the challenge that they're doing do we know?
They won his kill bosses.
Oh so they're farming the goons then.
Let's go over there.
Yeah.
I mean is Roshala 100%?
No I think just the goons.
It's not about sabotage, it's just a matter of they have gear, they have loot, and I
want it.
Coach needs gear and loot.
There it is.
And massive quantities.
And massive quantities.
in massive quantities
Do they get points for kills?
That's a scab
I said yes look at that we're trying to help them oh yeah
giving them opportunity there it is they're welcome
Oh man this area is hell to push now huh holy shit.
Oh it's fucking yeah.
Yeah this map is um death.
There's so many angles to get shot.
So many.
I don't know if that was a player or a scab walking outside a stronghold left or right.
Could have been the goons to be honest.
I
Shots from oh, I just saw something out of the corner of my eye
Yeah
You care people do look up here a lot. Oh, I see
This player players players just tell the guy
For two containers. Oh, I killed a player big pipe. Dude big pipe is running crazy. What the hell is that?
He's doing a piece. Oh, that's big pipe
He's doing the he's doing the Fenty lean. Oh summer just killed a mechanic shop on the the backside of it
I'm running in front. Yeah, there's another guy another guy
I'm hitting a fucking railing dude. I can't again
Close close close close close this shipping containers close to us very close someone's walking up
Yeah, I see him
How to kill them? He's dead. I got him. I got him.
Okay, there was another guy. There's another. Yeah, there's another guy. Wait, who just shot?
Yeah, yeah, that was him. That was him. One more. Same spot, I think. Or no. Scav? Bust up?
Might be a scav. There was a guy, same direction on the other side though.
Like farther towards like- Yeah, yeah, I saw him. He was like all the way up. Bust up.
up. Yeah. I just have no
giraffes, man. I have no
shoulder stability at all. My
arms are weak. These weak
arms are heavy. They're
on the side already. Scab.
Forget it. He's a
home and ready. So, we need
Yeah, we do have customs is fucking poppin.
The dude is lit.
It's fucking I haven't seen like this in so long.
I think we just we keep overwatch for a bit.
And so great.
And we just we just wait and see what happens.
Let the raid unfold into our hands.
Yeah, I agree.
same as before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm slurping a little Capri Sun.
So I may have killed a guy in a red jacket with an SVT again. Could possibly be the same
guy from Besseray. And so there could be a squad behind us. Unknown.
Yes chef.
I heard someone pivot.
I don't think that was you.
It could have been a scav though.
I'm packing my eggs right now.
So we killed a pipe.
I think pipe's dead.
I haven't seen the other goons. I haven't seen Marty and I haven't seen Mr. Brandon. Yeah.
Can't really play anywhere either. Just getting arm stand real quick.
Yep, you're chillin'. You were really just waiting right now.
now. Yeah. I'm gonna camp in the bodies a little bit.
Oh, come on. What FOV? I think I'm on 64. I played pretty low FOV.
You're moving? Yeah, yeah. All right, someone just shot a scab.
Oh flashbang towards mechanic.
and
if
there's definitely people over there and it's just
Yeah, no doubt. I don't think either of the two guys we killed were
Brides with whoever's over there though
No, no, no, I think these guys are whoever just ran over flashbang. I guarantee they just loaded in
Then her count has to be brutal dude. It's insane. I would not want to play this game on a standard account
Not at all
I see the enemy.
He's yapping.
Yeah, he's speaking straight
scabby knees over there.
I'm just that I see the enemy.
I mean, I was a boss, but where?
the
the
the
the
more. More running. I don't know
where I killed the other guy at the crates.
Oh, that's a scab. That's a scab. Oh, he's
looting the guy I killed.
Definitely. Definitely. Scab. I know. Leave this guy.
I see either a player scab or a P and C.
I think he's going to get some
stronghold. Oh god, he's got to
the bodies. He's about to loot.
He's about to loot. He's about
to loot. He's going for it.
He's in the he's in the dress
on and the mask. Yep. He's
staying up the loot. I shoot.
Oh yeah. We'll both do it. Oh,
he's running. Fuck. He knows.
He knows something's up.
I got this juice to the gills
he's a freak though he's got a
dress and a gimp mask on
freak
okay there's a scab approaching
he's running left far left the stronghold
he's out of my sight he's on the other side of stronghold towards flair now
Well, that's a little sketchy. Yeah, he doesn't know that I
I think he's gonna try and go the oh a guy at the train got the train car
He's getting fucked up now
I've had them somebody shot at him he's by these excavators
He ran I believe he's in stronghold now
now. Yeah, he's in stronghold. He's in stronghold. I see one up top, two, two up top. Oh, it's
boss. He's with Charlotte up there. Yeah, yeah, he shot the Uzi at this guy. There's
two players, though. One player in stronghold and then one unknown. Almost close to us.
Yeah, it's a scab. It's a scab. Oh, that's a that's a big bird close to us by the trains
So watch out for him I can't see him
They're shooting in there now hear that I
I
Still think there's two players though. Agreed
Has a big bird from Sesame Street
This fog is
It's fucking me man. It's fucking me. Definitely not helping us. That's for sure
Definitely not helping us. No, I wish I had a better sniping gun. I would have smoked this guy
Just got a visual and now it's raining
Well, that's kind of good for us because it all cover our footsteps on the metal
Oh, he's in there. Yeah, he's in there.
That should might be one of them streamers.
It might be. He's playing very, very, very cautious as well.
Just regaining all my stamina.
Yeah, you're shown. And we just hang out and wait for him to move and maybe we catch him on the extract.
I don't know. I'm on its way out of stronghold. Oh, yeah, they're busing it down.
What the hell is he yapping it out over there? He's calling me a rat. Did he say, I know I'm not the rats.
You are one of them. Is that what's it called, boss? No, it's one of the goons. I think it's Big Bird.
I think we're shawla is in
stronghold and Big Bird is next to us. Yeah. Oh, Brandon.
I want to leave him because oh, I just see him. I see the guy. No, that's for
That's for sure. That's for sure. Oh, oh, yeah. He might have just died. He definitely did. Do we have an angle on this?
Yeah, I think he just got killed. Oh, no, no, no.
I still wish I was shooting up. Yeah, that is.
How is he not killed in the other 77? Joe Rishala.
I'm a
file and a little loose. Thank you for the subs.
Oh man. This rain.
It's a time looking at 19. No, we got plenty of time.
I
Want him to run into
Big bird because he'll probably try and kill him if he's in this challenge
Yeah
What a skelly
I
Mean maybe I remember the one guy's got a run out
Oh, I just got home.
That or my dogs are going to fucking war.
Flashbang.
What the hell?
I heard running on the other side of their building as well.
They're fighting, so...
44,444.
Crankart, see a player? Two.
A far one? By the extra?
There's gabs, players gabs.
Where are we?
Right underneath us, right underneath us. Crankart, right underneath us. Right underneath us. I'm tracking them.
Kill one, kill one, kill one, kill one.
I killed the other one.
I'm dead from stronghold!
You fucking heard the shots, dude. Oh my god. I literally looked at him too. I was too slow
I just let him go. Yeah, I think he was looking at I thought he's looking at you. Maybe I don't know
He was like right at the left the left side the timing is nuts
That fucking timing dude
Should have baited him earlier to be honest
You might not know about you
I just sit here and wait.
Maybe, yeah.
He's on the left side up top.
As soon as I fucking stop looking at any peaks,
like what's with odds?
Don't you just love it?
What are the odds?
Call duty time.
I shot this guy in his fart box like 10 times.
I could have let those play
in the house. I'm on main
account. Yeah, might have been
best to let him go. Yeah, I
agree because this guy heard a
shoot and then he looked over.
Yeah, I agree. This guy heard a
shoot and then he looked over.
Now my energy is going to be
now my energy is going to be
posted I'm not high enough rank to just heal it
high enough level he's not good for me
there's like duffel bags and shit and go to the second floor of this and vault
through the window that you might be able to find food
hmm
floor of this window that you might be able to find food
I think this guy's going to push
I'm just going to chill.
I think this guy's going to push
I'm just going to chill.
I don't know if he's going to push to be honest.
You don't think so.
I feel like he won't or he does.
He's going to take a long time.
and if he does push, he might
he might run into Big Bird too.
Big Bird.
I'm hoping for him.
My body's also, it should be safe, like behind some
rates, like a wooden box or something.
Boons are 100% on customs right now, yep.
Where's your body at?
All the way in the corner.
That's me.
I don't know what you're doing.
Put your bag in my bag.
Yeah.
Short store and the Lego thing.
Some guy from what I understand some guy was selling his sick dad's Lego collection and the store.
and then basically
That is not what the doctor
just said
what Legos
we're not doing your Legos
they're out Legos now and there's like $200,000
with the Legos
and then there's the whole thing with the police
covering it up
yada yada a lot of shit going on
police are covering up
they're all part of like the same Mormon church
they're in the cahoots
they're in cahoots
together together.
Sick.
Dog tag?
Thank you.
All right.
Where the hell do I go?
Sick.
Dog tag?
Thank you.
A bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a
Mormon mafia basically.
Got long.
Got long way to go.
Let's see the response. No, please. No, I only heard about this. I only heard about this yesterday.
I only heard about it yesterday. So, everything else that's been happening,
like it's all pretty new to me. I need to watch the videos too. I haven't watched the videos.
And I think the videos are just like that's where all the info is.
I hear something on Hutchins is right.
Oh, you have $200,000 of Lego in your house.
if you bought like old Lego sets and held on $200,000
and Legos could be like,
it could be not even that many sets of Legos,
like some of them are fucking expensive.
Like certain old, like just one figure
could be worth like $1,000,
like literally one fucking little mini figure.
If it's a rare one in good condition,
especially like the old Star Wars one too,
and like the old OG, like the pirate ship,
which I actually had so many of those when I was a kid.
I was obsessed with Legos.
It's all I ever wanted for like birthdays
and Christmas and stuff.
I had some of the really OG sets.
I wish I, I wish I still had them.
I had that fucking pirate ship, dude.
I motherfucking had the pirate ship.
I've been streaming for seven minutes, so I'd say so.
Yeah.
I'm dead.
The pirate ship was sick. I had the dude. I had the old sets where like
Lego used to actually make guns now. They don't do that anymore
They used to make like the revolvers and the rifles as like actual guns
And they don't do that anymore
I think it was a wild one.
Well, it was it wasn't Cowboy
shit. They had that. I had
Bionicle. Yeah. Um they had like
I think there was an Alamo too.
Like they had like Wild West
shit, but it was like Alamo.
That's pretty ass.
Bionicles underrated the night
castle stuff was that's super
Lego night stuff with that was really old
And he stopped fucking dying on these rigs
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to fall.
He can't, he can't fall.
Oh my god.
Suck it in, Stubbock Hodge, get under there.
Why is Vanilla ice on my screen?
I'll be right back.
Let me check on my cat.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
I'm just gonna walk it. We're not that far away
Yeah, Tony got tapped I got him field to be honest
There was two player scabs, but shot at one of the player scabs, he killed the other one, and then the guy looked at us and the guy we were camping just instantly passed them side by side.
I look over at YouTube chat this is how hutch normally fails in his everyday life and shut
Shut up!
Shut the hell up over there.
So close to so far away, man.
I'm leaving the red.
All right
Sucks it sucks could have been better, but you know is what it is
Tony's dead all right be Tony in the chat all right be Tony
All right be Tony in the chat
All right be Tony I was having Tony
Yeah, what I didn't heal my body shit
It's gear donations. Yeah, true. Our whole inventory is just going to be Tony shit.
to the cause.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
the
your stuff would you like me to bring it in? Yeah I got you. All you're gonna need to bring is more ammo out because I don't have any of that. More ammo out. That's it. Meds and shit. Meds as well. Yep. I got your backpack, I got your two mags, your 43 grenades, your contact
six is your splint your helmet your mask.
I got my splint.
I got your splints.
Hey, got you in for me to help off this.
That's my guy.
Yeah, you'd be all good.
OK, let's get it on.
I got your rig as well.
Got your black rock.
OK.
I'll take a peek at your gear when we're in the lobby.
Just double check that thing over.
Definitely do that.
Definitely do that for sure.
For sure. For sure.
The B.
You know, the B.
What?
Trying to eat and drink right now.
I'm in fucking hell.
I still can't believe that by fixing yourself,
It still doesn't fill the food and why it should you should be able to just do that in stash. I fully agree
Even even charge me money for my lunch even just let me do that's what I'm saying charge me for my chipotle. I'm okay with it
I don't mind. Oh, I can't look at it in this screen. You know, I didn't heal
Shit, uh, well, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you're good. I can hit it grizzly. You're good
I already I already had it though
His game now
You have it like a 10 second window to back out of range if you haven't noticed
Yeah, like when do you hit you the cues are a lot faster, but it like locks you in
almost instantly
Really?
Oh, she's waiting to leave the game. Should we go to icebreaker?
I'm in
Okay, let's do it. Yeah, I'm waiting to leave the game to fuck after this raid cuz I'll change up my kid a little bit
Change it up a little bit I gotta bring the bomb to
Well we fucked up how'd you just have to say you needed a hill
Yeah, you just had to say it
My bad boss. Sorry, boss.
It's all a boss man. I won't do it again.
I've got to move away.
What the hell are you waiting for?
I think it's bugged out. I'm gonna alter four.
Yeah, I want to join in on that.
For his new album, I heard a few, a few songs off of it.
I don't really listen to that band much anymore.
I used to a lot.
Not anymore, though.
There's a time where I was like kind of obsessed with them.
Not so much now, though.
Protein powder, any, any whey protein, any whey protein isolate.
Unable to reconnect to game.
They fixed it. I can't take hutch. Wait, can I?
I'm receiving conflicting info now that maybe I can't bring you.
Really?
Maybe we can.
I don't know, let's try it.
Are you just loading perpetually now?
Yeah. Yeah. We're completely fucked. Yeah.
That's the thing you can.
Genji took Cocoa and Peanut last night.
Yeah. I doubt they changed it since then.
I mean, they might have.
Nikita's a bungulator, so they might change that.
Brahmash is cooked.
He needs the poster.
Me as well.
Oh
Did you get that poster? Yeah, okay, you might only need that you might be good
That and the money chest saying
Bro, let me in the game
Yeah, you need 400 hours in the robles I should be good
I guess like I
Think I can bring I should be able to drop it for you, too even I
Out that for it again, I don't know if it's gonna fix this but holy shit
Stark I thought still just misses game
Just misses
Listen, bro. Hey, um, I'll be honest what really did it for me where it was like all right. I just got to play
mainstream games is that I was playing the aisle and these DDoSers were waiting until
I was like growing my Dino and like there's like a prime thing now where you can get prime
and get to like be larger and then they would DDoS the server trying to make me miss that.
So then I got back in to the DDoS and it still worked.
I was like, okay.
And I'm back in by the way.
I'm good.
Um, and I was like, okay, so then I was like, man, it'd be terrible if like, they sat here
for the next four hours and waited for me to get in a fight and then beat off to server
again and sure as shit, they did exactly that.
And I was like, bro, I can't do this.
Yeah.
I mean, and then, and then just like the regular extreme sniping on top of it, like, uh, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then like, I would reach out to them.
I'd be like, Hey, this is happening.
And they would like, I don't want to listen, I understand it's hard to believe or whatever,
like not everyone has been in the position where they get hunted down religiously every
single day.
So I get it.
But I hit him up and I go, that isn't like, that's not real.
Like those guys were for sure, shame type of me.
Oh, well, it could have been real.
Oh, well, they could have been there.
They could have done this.
They could have done that.
I'm just like, fuck this.
I mean, I get it, but it's just people need to get a fucking hobby or get a hobby that doesn't involve
DDoSing the server when you try to get a prime rex.
So what needs to happen is they need to actually get fucking
arrested for that shit. Oh, they should 100%. I'm fully on. I'll arrest cheaters too. Fuck it.
I don't give a shit. Arrest them. I'll put them in the goddamn labor camps. I don't know.
you know, it's not even in the
North Korea.
it.
especially if they're grown ass
man, you know, like if you're
40 years old and you're still
playing video games. Wait, oh,
we're late.
Well, you ain't it, you ain't,
you ain't a grown ass man,
like you have an excuse. Oh fuck. I need you. There's scabs. Oh my God. He's a shotgun.
Oh, and the woods. I'm running with the camp behind dorms. The tents behind dorms. Oh,
you're far as fuck. What the fuck are you? Bro, I spawn near the radio tower. I hear
you. Is that you? I'm like kind of behind dorms by the tents. That's not you shooting
right now? No. That's not you shooting? Oh my god. The guy between us? Yes. Yes. He's
in front of me. He's in front of me. He's going towards. He's going towards the train
car he's going towards the train like the hill behind I'm coming to you I'm
coming to you I don't think he knows he doesn't know I'm here I'm coming to you
I'm gonna be at the broken fence broken fence yeah I'm like on the hill right now
just try sitting here okay look it around
I now have a scab shotgun I'm coming to you are you in the radio hill yeah I'm
I'm running to you. I'm running to you. I'm running to you.
I'm gonna be at the trains down below you right now.
I'm just up here sleeping, bro. I don't see nothing.
No, I think he's gone. I think he's gone.
I'm like between radio hill and gas station.
Yep, yep, yep. That's him shooting. He's at gas right now.
You're in between radio hill and gas station.
I should be coming up behind you real quick. Yep, I hear you shoot.
I just shot.
Yep, I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Okay, all that stuff's on the ground.
Taking up the back, yep, yep, yep.
Coming to drop.
Looks like we got dropped in different areas.
Oh, I know.
Oh, fuck Avin.
Dude, I spawned in and two scabs
started walking up towards me.
Well, it's probably what's it called? Exponing him with no gear shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm good. I have your backpack.
Alright, are we ready to go?
Yep.
Okay, there's people already heading to the stronghold. That's where that guy went.
Well, he was at gas, so he could still be around here.
Oh, then I must have shot at a different guy.
I hear a mutin, that's him, that's him, that's him, okay, I just heard him shoot up here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, the little panda.
Yeah, well, it's all going after the goons, people hold up in there, it's like the only
cover
Smoke grenade
Hey, Bop BK, I'm in
He's on the other side of us, red gates. I'm in close on your right. He's on the other side, red gates. Watch out.
He's to the right, I believe. I don't know if there's more.
I'm going to hit it.
I'm going to go up top.
He's running.
I have a flashlight on this one, yeah I do.
Made?
Bro, what the fuck every time I turn my laser on it instantly turns off.
He's above us I think.
Yeah, I think he's above us here.
Just the hole I can throw at right.
I might be able to do some crazy shit.
Watch out, this is my backfire.
Oh my god, they made it. Okay, it's a scab.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
He jumped. I think he's dropped down here.
He's in here to drop down.
I'm gonna pull an A, get ready to swing it.
Yep.
he's like he fell back from her
he's in the back I just seen him
killed him, owned
all right one of those more yep yep yep
mm-hmm
shlammed them
griefing streamers oh my god Tony's on customs
during the fucking streamer challenge he's
griefing them
eh
eh
Hello? He's playing the video game and maybe killing a streamer. Wow.
Must have missed the title change. Wait, what's the title change?
Okay, wait, let's... Okay, wait, I didn't know about that. Hold on, let's...
I didn't know what the title change was. Let's change that.
I take I take everything I just said back I was unaware of the information
Yeah, let's change that let's change that because that's not what we're doing
I take back everything I said of my apologies I was unaware that the title of the stream
was changed
This game there's something wrong with these fucking people who made this game truly
What's going on?
They have a mode that you can change your flashlight to fucking toggle or some stupid shit.
Like why in the fuck would anyone want to do that?
Alright, I'm good.
Okay.
Holy shit, Paul.
Amazing.
Great work, soldier.
I'm not sure. This is definitely a tournament goer. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Can you take a shit? Take a shit. Oh, take a
stack too. Take a stack. Yes, I need this.
on your testicles. You understand that you can always solve
your problems without violence. Have fun.
You know, beautiful. Alright, that's a good game. I was
just pitch black and I can't see nothing outstanding wonderful time wonderful time
most chances there's another guy here huh there's definitely other people this
guy came from like this is the guy that was in between us at the spawn
Oh, this is your way. I should think someone underneath me
It's possible. Maybe not. I don't know
It's possible
Oh
Just open the door. Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. Oh, I just saw a guy on the train tracks. He's
There's a guy outside out back out back out back
Like where I killed that one guy when he pushed you with the name
Fuck that made it go out the window
He's flaring
Okay, I can't do any of this one though. Yeah, but there's another guy too close
You struck yeah, I fell though. What's me were you your first floor down at that door?
Yeah, I'm at the door. Oh, maybe I heard you then
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a guy out on the the big double doors out to your left
I don't know, I haven't heard them.
I'm gonna try to bait a little bit, I've got a light on right now.
There's a lot of loot out here.
Oh, the goons are here, yeah.
And Rasha'la, fuck dude.
And that guy just fucking hightailed it out of here.
I didn't hear him run, nope, nope he's here.
Yep, still there.
No.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Nice job.
good shit bro good shit good shit good shit right whatever you're shopping with
heart he shot me something that are fucked up my armor I think we got
ourselves another streamer you just dropped yeah yeah yep yeah I mean I
Wait, did you shoot me?
No, no, I hit my front plate.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
Me?
Me?
Nah.
Nah, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I wasn't even shooting.
That's your one of the back on the customs?
It wasn't me.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Da da da da da da da!
It was me.
Oh, it talks.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me Tony I shot the fuck out of you I'm just gonna
How did you but you hit my front plate though okay so there is a small very small percentage
of a chance that I was the one who killed that guy.
Like, like, the most possibly, impossibly.
There's a chance I might have been the one or I shot you in your fucking ass.
And that's those are the only options.
Well, you shot me in the chest, but it didn't damage my back armor.
Did you like thread the needle through my armpit?
And like, I might have your you'll have to watch the clip because I mean, if I didn't shoot you.
I don't know who I shot hey good aim
No, I killed him
God damn it hunch, sorry about that
Snakes happy they say the snakes
I'm about to kill a scab.
Four plates.
Double five.
I'm going to swap these plates for these four plates, take the other rig, and that's another
juicer right there.
You're going to swap?
Wait, there's a level five plate on this guy.
Yeah, I got two five plates in this one.
Just give me a little moment.
Let me perform surgery here.
I
Know that's needs to take my kit needs the gear he's fresh oh
Something shooting me from stronghold the watch out
There are bolts. Yes, yeah, I don't know what it was what it could have been a man
I'm coming around from the back again.
This is me sprinting in like a.
It sounds like a boss.
It could be a boss.
I don't know.
It felt like AI that shot him out was shot was dead in here.
Oh, wait, is it American?
Oh, does he sound like he eats glue?
Yes.
Okay, that's partisan.
Yeah, if he sounds like he's licking a window mid conversation,
that's partisan.
Parmesan cheese.
Parmesan.
This guy either.
No, I don't think that any chance.
There's a lot of dead shit by us.
I'd love to loot this, but with Parmesan out there,
I don't know if it's a good idea.
No, but we should kill farmer John.
We kill him, we put him on a plate of pasta, and then we loot all these other guys.
Let's see if I can handle him from the top.
BT him, I might as well take it.
I'll loop it down bad.
I see Farmer John.
Shot him in the head.
He's behind the tree.
He's buying the truck he's buying the truck in front of a stronghold
On the truck in front of the truck with the little like the torque thing on top of it
Shot him in his head. I wonder if I can get a grenade on him. Let me see. Oh
That's gonna fuck him up
Okay, he's gotta be done now if he's back there
I don't see nothing. I don't see nothing, man.
We're shot by construction.
Where's someone pivoting inside?
Yeah, there's a scab on us. I mean, he's gotta be dead.
Yeah, it's a scab, though. I've got him, boss. I've got him.
Yeah, there's tier six.
I mean, I would take those for sure, but the armor itself.
I mean, if you want to be moving like Donatello
from the Ninja Turtles, then be my guest.
No, no, I'm not wearing that shit.
Fuck that.
I'm just trying to figure out how in the every living shit
I'm going to fix my loop problem.
There is so much loop here.
It's ridiculous.
That's what I'm saying.
really take my do my due diligence and loot maxing currently okay I killed a
farmer John that's me that's me oh he doesn't have the splody gun so that's
all good BT I'm not unloading anymore ammo I'd rather die
I'm not going back.
There's an armor on night if you want this.
if you want this. I need to
drop all that.
all that.
that guy's done.
that's that's that's that's
that's that's that's that's
that's that's that's that's
time to get some there's not a race there is no rush
seeing what the piping tin has
all right these goods are looted there's all like tier five plates and shit if you need more of that but
firing on a scab
I
That's all good on you dog tags. Do you need dog tags still or you got it?
I should have it, but I will take an extra one if you got it a gladiator s-rig on this guy
Me
Holy face though Batman does it have side plates
left side well like if it can hold side plates then sure I think any armor that
doesn't hold side plates is ass that's my thing this can only hold the left side
of a side plate not the right yeah what the hell it's a lefty
I think side plates are so strong in those game some people seem to disagree
Blunt oh look right side. That's a Arab aramid insert, but the left side is not
Come look at this tell me if I'm crazy or if my chat is valid and call me an idiot
I'm pretty sure I'm right in there idiots pretty sure check that guy
Yeah, that only has a left side plate what the fuck
What the hell and it only a soft armor on the that's
Yeah, I'm about that rig
All right, I want this armor just because I need it
But I also need the HK I don't think I'm gonna be able to take it
What's the plates in this double five plates fuck?
Can you put plates in your ass or no you can yes you can?
Not recommended to do at a dinner party, but you can definitely do it
Your mask and rig is ass
Mask and rake the CQC in his ass
No
it's not. It's not as good as
it used to be. It's only tier
three now. But it's it's only
tier three now but it is still
covers your face. I mean, let's
be real. Anything on your face
or your head is pretty much only
ricochet chance anyway. Like,
yeah, you're not wrong but I'm
going to take a level five plate
over it. That's for sure. I'm
Armor and I can't grab it, but I can't grab the armor and the HK
So I'm kind of in a predicament I would take that over armor for sure
100% yeah, all right. I mean armor. All right. Did armor is for people who plan on getting shot
Guns of her people who plan on doing the shooting
True. Let's get the hell out of here. Let's go. Let's see if that's left unless there's more loot on this guy
I think you looted this guy, right? Yeah, I did
I'm just trying to make as much money as possible I am so fat I quite literally can't move
Um. Oh my. Help. Up it over.
Solzer. Up it over. Let's go.
You're where the war's going to
be over. Yeah. Oh, I didn't tell
me that the armor is going to
weigh this much. You're going
to switch me back. Backster is
just full. Mine's probably
pretty heavy too. Maybe it's not
as heavy though. Drop it.
I'm going to drop it. Drop it.
They're rolling down the hell.
Roll down the hell.
Nope. I'm being a little better.
It's a little better. I still
don't regain stand but a little
better. No, you're not going to
regain stand with either of
these in a way. And we can't
take the other extract. Oh wait,
I can give you drugs. Come
here. Help. Yes. Come to my
corner. Take the drugs. Oh,
I think it's just give me your
crack. Yeah. So, your level
your level fentanyl dealer.
Oh, that helmet's got some
bullet holes in it. I think you
keep the big one. No, no, give
me. Give me my bag. Bye. Oh,
I don't know.
What?
Yeah.
You gotta hit the gym, buddy.
Oh, you have no energy?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, we're gonna flare.
I have a, I have a.
Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna hit the flare.
So we'll swap bags.
They'll get you'll get stamina back and then we will make our final sprint for the extract
Sounds good house
I'll tell you why you picked a pretty good time to come back to the game with this fucking event going on
a lot of people are active as
hell. Yeah. You're super active.
Let me know when you are
re-energized. I'm waiting till
it's all the way. Max. Alright.
Oh, I can't run. Wait, what?
I'm gonna let you get your stamina back.
Oh my gosh, I thought I just got buried.
Why?
Because you shot that flare and I thought I had to shot it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude, I went prone in the extract on Woods yesterday.
Got shot in the head by a guy in the extract,
died and then extracted and was still alive.
And he was able to loot my dead body, but I was still alive.
and I'm in my post-rate screen
and my post-rate screen it said
that I got shot in the head but I
still have 13 HP
I don't know what happened
it's crazy
just reminding me
the game went crazy
computer initiate reanimation
just leak and unredacted from the Lego case. Oh, shit.
Wait, tons of what? Body footage. So that the cops, they, they, oh my gosh, I had a bunch
of empty mags on me. The cops, they redacted all the footage. And I guess a lot of it was
just unredacted or given back whatever the fucking term is.
So, they're fucked.
Oh, I mean,
computer oil up all the scabs
on customs and making super horny.
If all that footage was redacted,
but now that they're re-releasing it,
they're putting it back out.
And it's there was no reason for them to redact it
in the first place.
That's illegal within itself.
And that's like a game.
Don't get off with that.
Probably be like qualified immunity, yada, yada, yada.
We thought it was, we were protecting the something of the God, the prayer.
We were protecting the people in quite, you know, they'll come up with some bullshit for that.
But the problem is, in my opinion, the problem is all the other outliers as well.
That's just another thing on the pile of shit.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
What they're dealing with.
Yeah.
I mean, if it goes to like a jury or something, like that's going to influence their decision,
but I doubt they're gonna get charged with like,
oh, you were trying to cover up.
Like, I doubt that sticks.
What will actually stick?
Yeah, you know how, you know, the fucking stuff is.
There's always a reason, there's always a way.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
I don't care. I don't speak Russian.
Am I American? Yo soy. Yo soy!
It's a nice place.
You know, I wonder how long they
the
They should have the facility on factory streets and obtain a key card with access codes to enter facility
Do you know where that is that sounds like labs?
Like go to the lab transits on those maps
Do I need to do this can you see if you can queue what's it called with me reserved?
I can't. Can I queue? I can not
queue reserve. What do you know?
What the **** is wrong with me?
Would you like that listed
alphabetically, numerically,
chronologically? Why can't I queue
reserve? How would you like that
information sorted?
Wait. He doesn't have to do
Chats all saying just restart the game.
Okay, so it should be good.
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
But I said, I've only done the story like once or twice.
So I don't know what like the back of my hand.
I usually just go and look like that.
Are you planning to talk off tomorrow?
Me?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
I want to do icebreaker,
but I also don't want to leave customs
because this is pretty sick.
it is pretty sick yeah I agree so we can always if you would like to play
tomorrow just do icebreaker tomorrow yeah well all right I'm for icebreaker
tomorrow yeah I mean in my opinion take advantage of the event while you can to
get the fun out of it because icebreaker is not going anywhere exactly
that's what I'm thinking too like the event the event will come and go so you
You know, you gotta make the most of it while it's here.
Waswas from the town and waswas.
Yeah, I shouldn't do it, but I'll play y'all.
The shanko, baby.
So is it, even, I just ate food for no reason.
Is it even worth doing the other quests anymore?
Like, what do you get from them?
Just more experience?
Oh, well, you get all the unlocks and shit.
Yeah, and you get trader rep.
So you can level up the traders, yeah.
I'm going to give you a look.
Mm-hmm.
Really after you unlock the maps from the story,
doing the story doesn't really give you much more.
The side quests are going to give you the XP and the like
trader rep and the unlocks and all that.
I thought there was like some
You thought you off the
Crazy world
Although now
I haven't actually tried it
I think
There's shared quest progression
So if you have a quest for like
Shooter born and if we're in a group
And I shoot a guy in the head with a bolt action
I'm pretty sure it gives you credit
Oh it's not yet
Is that not in yet? That might not be in yet
Damn it
They're doing that at some point, but...
Good.
I can't wait for that one guy.
It's not good! That has got to ruin the experience for me!
He ain't got no friends, bitch! Shut up!
In the night!
It's her unheard only? Yeah, I think it might only be if I'm unheard of now.
I don't know where do you both need the quest to I don't know all right you ready ready
Freddy sorry I'm trying to eat this thank you you both need it that's annoying all right
I'm around the bathroom all right
you
you
Let's get it out!
Let's get it out!
I think I'm going to be on
somebody just uh they shot.
Oh, I guess we're going tomorrow.
They're going to be on factory.
Oh my god. That's going to be
completely chaos. I think I have
a lot of impact grenades,
Maybe I should buy some more RPGs.
A factory is going to be disgusting, bro.
As if we can live consistently.
How much loot we're going to bring out of this factory, right?
Oh, yeah, it's going to be sick.
I think I know if they do 100 percent boss to a tequila.
Oh my gosh. You can be swimming in level six plates.
You lose your achievements when you reset your account.
And don't know. Never reset my account.
You do not. Oh, there you go.
I'm not sure if you can see that.
Back rooms movie yet. The what
movie? Back rooms. No. You know
what it is? No. Oh, it was based
off of like the um those like
games that people made. It was
And people are making all this lore about it and then people made games and then someone turned it into like a horror movie
Oh level three wife agro. Oh, okay, okay, okay, I'll protect
I
Didn't like it I didn't like the movie it was disappointing to me
Wasn't a fan
It started off okay, and then it I think it went downhill like halfway through it pretty bad
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, never watch, I'm not going to give you spoilers.
I didn't like it, it looked like it was going to be so good and it felt pretty flat for
me.
They're better than Star Wars, I heard Star Wars is bad, but Obsession was very good and
that one shocked me because I didn't expect anything from that movie and I thought it
actually great. Ending was bad of what? Backrooms? I thought the whole second half of the movie
was bad, including the ending. I heard Star Wars like it wasn't bad, it was just like,
It was like going to the movies and paying money to watch three episodes of The Mandalorian.
All right, the boss has been defeated.
I had to pull out the Uno reverse card multiple times.
I used multiple spells and even ancient tech to tame the beast.
But I have one.
I have one.
It's good to be back in the land of the living gentlemen.
Yes.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
A closed one.
I was a closed one.
What you looking at?
Just, you know, things.
I did not mean to walk in front of you.
I apologize.
Thank you.
You won, but I won't cost.
I won't cost.
The ancient long sword of argument has been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
It's been broken.
The ancient long story of argument has been broken
That's a
Wait, you're gonna kill this guy. Hold on. If you go in that other room and look out the window you might be able to see that guy
I'm trying. Where's the other room?
You gotta go you gotta go like down
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Chicken, steak, rice, hot sauce, cheese. Done. Wait, what kind of? That's. Wait, no rice?
Oh, inside. I just saw him. Yeah, rice. Brown rice. Brown rice. Oh, man. I see him in
there. He might give me a shot soon. Are we some gas? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see him
I see all oh and I'm out of shoulder. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's inside. He's inside. He's going to the shitter. I see him. I see him
Don't move because I'm looking right over your shoulder pretty much
My shot is gonna be a little black just so you know, okay, that's okay
I'm not joking. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from?
I'm just going to go crazy.
Same.
I'm just running behind us too.
Two tangos I believe.
You actually know the words that song because I have no fucking idea.
We got two tangos approaching.
What are you doing?
Shh.
Very quiet.
I'm going to watch this door down here.
You stay there.
You stay there.
Oh, I can't really see the door down there.
Okay, okay, they're passing by, they're passing by, we're going to shoot them in the fucking back.
Wait.
No, they're about to enter, fuck.
Not good.
No.
Oh, could you not see them?
No.
Fuck.
Shit!
Is that you?
Oh.
Oh.
Well, that's they know
You know
We fuck them up Tony wait what the fuck I'm hearing
Wait actually, maybe they don't know
yourself to these guys.
Yeah, good bait. Good bait. They're taking it. They're taking it.
They're taking it. They're taking it.
Okay, don't oversell it now. Don't oversell it.
There's actually a guy over here. I just shot him to wall and he started running.
Wait, wait, they're taking the bait. They're taking the bait.
Hear him
So there is there's a guy out here. Okay, good. Just don't expose yourself to this hall not to kill him. He's he's he's getting close
We're the pussy sandwich. There's two guys over here. It's okay
What's this guy
okay this guy has not peaked me at all
is that your name?
I
Hot she's not peeking
You want me to handle this Tony you just let me know
I handle it. Stand back. Eat my food. Nobody eats my Dushanka.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's left side.
Shot him, he knows now. He jiggers up. I think there's two of them now.
Fuck out! He was left side. I don't know if there's some more tangos.
What the fuck are my nades doing, man?
Where'd they go?
There we go. That's a good thing.
I might do a little... maybe. I don't know. I might do a...
No, I think he's still on the left. He might be up.
That's what I'm worried about. I might do a little flank on Rony.
Oh, yeah, there's a guy down here. He's trying to flank the flank
This guy this guy's dead
Well, this guy was trying to push I don't know where the other guys I
Mean I thought there were definitely two right
Nice there we go, baby. Okay, let's go. Let's get up in the windows and look towards these other guys
I'm gonna be under you. Yeah, I have a flashlight on don't kill me
You've got a couple of breaks
Spider caught a couple of flies in his web
You gotta kill the people on my farm, they're supposed to be over here. Somebody's dog was
causing a rift.
So, I'll see shit. That'll happen. That'll happen. This guy's a full auto shotgun.
Man
I shoot Kelly in a photo shot
Brother I'm not missing nothing
Oh, no, one of my shots ricocheted and hit somebody or like what what exactly happened
But I literally just started spraying and then I heard a guy go
As he walked off well he died so don't don't worry about it
No, no, no, I'm talking about the when you you told me to bait. Oh
Shot somebody
Maybe I'm on the double triple stack thing that we were on the other end
That's good
Have an R-Sas out here somewhere
Yeah, there was
We also had the guy at gas station. Yeah, he's probably long gone now
That actually could have been underneath me. Well, it comes
I thought I heard no, I heard
extra footsteps in the the other
room, the other room that we're
in underneath me as well.
You're outside is clear.
Oh, yeah, I heard something
Oh, yeah, I heard something shuffle
There'd be a scavatronic over there. Yeah, could be
Are you all the way up top
Yeah
Across the hallway from you. I'm looking stronghold again here the walk in
This one was a scab. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one was a scab. Oh, they're at crack-ass
I don't know what that is. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm at Crack House. Just
ran in at Crack House. Two.
They might be going the
opposite direction of us. I'm
hearing someone running into my
building now. Can't tell what
that is. I'm back on triple
stack. I hear it running. I
hear it. You know, no, no, no,
I'm outside. I'm outside on the
I'm looking towards back. Yeah.
I'm going to just crack and crack for sure. What's that range?
125. Yeah, up the head. Yeah.
It just ain't matter. So probably had them were elevated to yeah, true.
Yeah. So, they were like out
right side, right side of
inside. Okay. They might go.
Yeah, we might catch them on
the cross. I'm thinking maybe
Luke, this guy, you got that
hold? Yeah, I'm looking. I'm
looking. Stronghold. Yeah, go
for it. They could, um, it
missed them. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. This guy was poor just like me. Yeah,
they were super poor. And for Malady, thank you for the sub, brother. Thank you very much for that.
And give my brother a what's at the door.
Oh, this is the the giveaway the giveaway shotgun. Oh
Yeah, little redeem the code shotgun
Nice clock, thank you my code now going over
10 for rubber ducky, I'm providing overwatch
I haven't seen that way. Someone's
right in here, right? Oh, no. No
way. Nah, you're you're totally
fun.
Alright, when you got eyes on
up
rubber duck is gold dragon on the move
I
Told dragon better than bad dragon
That shots over there, maybe they left
There I just saw a tree waving dragon. This is flaming dragon right now
I'm under you
Yeah, yeah, I see him top crack top crack
Running down running directly at us right now. Oh shit left side wall
Attractor training cell attractor
Still there just one guy
One guy right now
You can see his foot bottom attractor the excavator the yellow thing. Oh, I think I just
Get on the machine gun for the hell of it for the memes. Oh, I missed
Still behind that. Yeah. Oh, he's going to the right. He's gonna raise going the right. He's going the right. Yeah
What the fuck honestly might have killed him
I'm gonna tell you this
There might be one there might be one in crack watch out
That's insane
Okay, one one right one might be
in crack as well
I'm gonna send a grenade off to the right. I don't know if it'll reach but yeah
Yeah!
Have another one!
And a-no!
That was a beautiful native, he was behind that thing.
He's dead if he's behind that thing.
I think he might still be in the middle.
I don't have any more grenades.
I thought it would have mattered. I'm gonna leave my bag here for now.
You think he's still in the middle?
I don't know. I have no idea. I'm pissed off about Armstam.
I'm down first floor.
Yep, I'm throwing a Gerardo.
I'm just gonna wait.
Oh, I just saw a guy behind the mechanic. Red shirt. I think that's our man.
I'm down. I'm down.
He might be rotating all the way around.
Yeah, I think we could flank his flank.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm here.
fairly back wall by and crack as
well. I think there's two.
Yeah, I agree. All me. You
hear him? Yeah. Come on, come
on, come on. I met him on his
plank. This is a good where is
he? Where is he? Where is he?
To the right of my booth is to
the you heard me. I heard him.
We both stopped. Are you at
I'm somewhat near it. I'm on the blue wall next to skeleton
Okay
Why can't I see
Somewhat behind a crane right now
Okay, are you on the crane?
I'm laying down
Okay, I think I see you where is he?
right front right front right
I was watching jump over right now
right yeah like in that whole area
front right of me
towards skeleton or the other side of the
other side where he would be coming from
can you watch that whole maybe and I can get
can get moving so you can see it.
The one behind you?
No.
I'm getting shot at.
I got you.
He's dead.
There's a guy in a red vinyl shirt.
Yeah, I think this guy's going to be on the other side of this
porta-potty in front of me.
I could shoot a bajillion grenade launcher things at it
if you get the fuck out of there somehow.
Yeah, do it.
I
Don't die doing this I wouldn't shoot a bajillion
Couple couple
I think his boys gonna rotate on that rotate
it
We hear more running
Killed him killed him killed him bro jack a guy I said don't know if there's another he came from mechanic though
So whatever you heard over there
Yeah
But he just literally just ran straight at the
I mean we never really saw two right no I only saw that
and it was MDR that's what we that's the bullets we heard was MDR but that guy's MDR
He has a G36 and an MP5 which I didn't hear an MP5 I don't think I ever heard MDR
we heard like a DMR kind of thing
I could be wrong I could be wrong
Didn't we hear like an SR25 or something at first
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I thought it was it. Yeah
Yeah, but if you are the guy by the porta-potties over there that was this is not
Okay, so this is for sure. There's for sure one more
That guy was trying to probably push you off of his boys calls of like which makes me think that you might be a baby
I'm a contract. Maybe I blow my fuck up. Yeah chat said there was definitely to a crack. Okay
I think you blew him up because as you may be
I don't know. It's simple psychology in the game of
Tarkov. When your boy dies, you either don't move or you
full send it. Absolutely. Mm hmm. All right. We got 10
minutes. Let's clear this shit up. Yeah, let's do it. I'm
going back. Yeah. Yeah, I think you killed that motherfucker.
AB. If he was right on the other side of the wall from
where you were, the blue fence, I shot them and like I had
this little hut and it would have blown him up.
Yeah, maybe. Oh, hello, is anybody here? Oh, hello. Oh, fuck, I'm out of energy. I'm
just for the minute. Checking for bodies, checking for bodies, checking for bodies.
I think he's going to be right here on this blue wall and he is not sure I'm saying the
goons are dead at this well truck
i could have made it one as well maybe yeah maybe very very much maybe
but if we oh my game is frozen or crashed right now
i think i just crashed yep i should crashed okay
I'll get eight minutes
Yeah, we got time
Yeah, I'm kind of just standing in the open just mocking everybody
Hell yeah, yeah
you
Yeah, no plate of food, Tony, I'm going to loop.
Yeah, go for it.
Oh, level 16 died to night with an SR 25.
Maybe he traded as he was rotating.
Because we heard those shots.
That guy I think died a while ago.
Okay, that's disgusting.
It's reconnecting.
It takes longer to reconnect than does the Q array now.
How weird is that?
the game. Let's see here. What
can I do? What can I do? Um
Oh, that is actually one of the
best things they did this game
was they they actually improved
the matchmaking times
substantially.
Quite literally the best
possible thing that the problem
is they did it like after a lot
I think they're going to have
their time again pretty much
now to be honest that T. E. P.
300 tactical earplugs dog shit
but they're worth a bit of money
on the flea usually you can wear
those with Alton helmets and to
go masks and then there's also
the pro flex headphones which are
worth hella money thing deal
What you're worth hella money, same deal.
Hella hella, you got five minutes left, by the way.
And I don't know if we're close to the extract.
I'll spank my computer and see if I go faster.
Yeah, smack it on the ass.
Give it a little slap a slap.
A little slapper, slapper.
I'm creating loot pools.
Who says, do I need hoses?
I mean, you'll need everything for your hideout.
True.
I think you'll eventually need found and raid hose too, yeah.
Pretty much any item in the game, yes.
I'm back.
Oh, you're back.
All right.
We should probably run, huh?
Yes.
Oh, I have food.
You uh, the flair?
You fine?
Okay, alright, I'm good.
Let's get it.
Alright, load fast.
Let's get it.
Awesome, loot fast.
Bird guy.
I can't swap the rig to your right.
Bird guy is actually a good name for a bird guy.
You by chance want to swap backpacks?
Um, yeah, I'm going to this dead guy right here.
Yeah, I don't know if that's a bad idea. He's got g36 and mp5
Dude he's got the left-handed rig too weird
Just got more hoes as well
I'm going to swap. Let's see if I
machine gun this guy at all.
Oh, you may like swap backs for
running. You're good. You're
good. I'm just going to keep
making my way there. Once you
do everything you do, I'd swap
it. I'm good. I'm good.
the
the
the
the
the
just keep going. I'll just I'll
drop this one off and then I'll
come back and grab that one.
I'm pretty sure. Isn't it just
the static dead bodies?
The static body. It's a static
body. I'm pretty sure it's just
static.
Drop your bag soldier drop your bag
Thank you, thank you
One day I'll have legs pop one day I'll be real strong
Ready to greens. Oh, shit.
They have one minute to spare.
Oh, no, you're good. You're good.
Goodbye. Bye. Bye.
Not be good. No, you're good. No, no, no, it's infinite as long as you shoot the flare the whole raid
You could shoot the flare at the beginning of the raid and extract at the very end and you're fine
There's no time around it at all
We'll see if I kill the guy in the hole, I don't think so
Hello. No, I did not. Igor
I did not one more time.
So hot in my damn room. It's
so hot in my room.
I don't want to bring this I'm gonna bring this fucking TRG and
I'm feeling frisky right now guys
I'm gonna bring in Bard guys sniper rifle
Brother you won't believe it what I'm not a firm in my stash
I'm not going to be able to
get into the trash. Yeah,
let's go. Let's go, dude.
Now, now the real hell begins
because it's like, what do I
get rid of? Give me a but the
moment. That means that means
we're printing. Time to buy
unheard. Oh, thank you. Oh, do
you not have an earned?
Well, on her doesn't give you more staff space. It'll give you containers to start with but I had like free upgrade codes and I said fuck it
Well, I feel that
I'll say fuck it
Do that. I'm just not a true believer. No me neither
We need
I do get the bigger pockets.
Yeah, you do.
I just give me but a moment.
I'm just gonna make an accession to game.
We go again.
Good thing is, after I play with Pina tonight, this issue will be an issue of the past, you
know?
Oh yeah, everything we've done today up until this point, down the drain.
It's all gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all, everything is gone.
All of, all the success, all this good feeling that.
All my hope, all my dreams.
Yeah, all gone.
The fuck is going on right now.
All's on, but within a moment.
And then a brush should went, whew whew, did you hear that?
That was all the profit.
flying away.
That's all I think.
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Do-do-do-do-do-do!
Bum-ba-bum!
Bum-ba-bum!
Oh, that's a bringing in a big fucking gun.
it would you bring in there partner bird-eyes little sniper sniper doodad
ass can I bother you for another stack of MA 5581
I don't know if it's in the budget really
really in the budget um yeah I only have 12,769 rounds
I will slap your ass with velocity.
Bring me some of that ammo, man.
Thanks. Gotcha. Gotcha.
It's down bad over here.
Oh, I got you.
Got budget M855 rounds and depression.
The more M855A1, we go to the M855A1 farm,
the icebreaker, kill some AI.
How many rounds have they made five five a one can I get from from one rate hundreds?
Hundreds as
Well as other Amos it also depends how many but you could get several hundred easily
You could get several hundred five five a one nine nine five and SS AP all in one rate on ice rigger
Everyone in my chat wants to go to ice breaker if you would like to go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do it.
You've sold us. You've sold me and you've sold them.
Now, is this one of those things where I should bring more ammo?
How much do you have? Two max.
Um, we can loot the AI for it. I'll bring
Lenny and ammo as well. You should be and then I want to bring a lot of taters, right?
Grenades, uh, you don't really
Need you tell me is there anything I need to bring?
No, that's paying money. You need 400,000
Rubus
I wasn't expecting that number.
You took me by surprise.
Four hundred thousand.
Well, thirty dollars in a subways used gift card do?
Probably not.
I can also bring money.
I got it.
Four hundred.
You also need twenty four hundred euros to extract,
but I'm going to bring euros for us.
Plus we can get off the boss if we tell the boss.
it's a three thousand year row should I bring some
not I'm worried about it goes
is we're killing the boss and we're getting
how confident are you that you're not going to die
three damn confident
okay some freak shit could happen
but it depends do you want me to like full cheese it or do you want to
Yeah, you know, you think I want to play this game legitimately?
The chat's lucky.
I'm not just using cheats.
Now, I don't know if they fixed some of the cheese, but if they didn't, like, we're good.
We're good.
I'm just bringing everything we need.
Wild adventures.
I can only drop 1000 euros. We'll find euros. We'll find. We're gonna kill the boss. I'm
just constructing my loadout. We're fucking transiting load. Okay, we might die trying
transit. That's that's some more risk to be honest. The argument transit is that
could be a risk because we have to transit. Okay. Is there any safe way to
transit? If by safe you mean standing on the pier on the shoreline then yes.
I'm going to bring us SJ six stimulants and I'm spending I'm spending a lot of money on this right
I'm gonna bring a stimulant so we can fucking zoom zoom over there
and okay I'm I'm ready okay I didn't change anything nor prepare in any way
I don't want to say what's
so ever and I'm ready. You
shouldn't need anything. Um
I'm gonna grab a gas mask for
you. Do you have a flashlight
on your gun? That you definitely
need. I do. Okay. That's saying
you're not going to be able to
drop me anything more than a
thousand euros in range. That's
fine because we'll get them off
case because you only need them well fucking bring bring 3000 and then just like if you need to use
it you have it okay because like you only need it water you may as well because yeah you should
all right you've made me nervous i gotta go tinkle okay
I think I'm locked in.
I think I'm good.
More ammo. I have 320 bullets. That should be fine. He has volumetric lighting on. We went over
settings before. I've got everything I need. I'm locked.
I'm locked. I could have filled up a pool with how much I just passed. I'm ready.
You can't bring ammo box and raid.
That's why the pistol case.
going to get 10 levels from this. Yeah, I mean, I have to let him kill some AI. I'm
probably in a solo engine room, you're gonna do the cheese so he doesn't potentially die there
because that's one of the spots where like if you're gonna die you might die there.
The cheese works in a group.
He can't do the jump. I think they fixed the jump anyway.
I mean, should be able to do the jump at low strength.
Hopefully we got a good spawn. If we don't or fuck.
Like this, I think we got a good spawn. Take the drugs, take the drugs, take the drugs.
how'd you got a great one this way this way other way all right we got a good
spawn we've we've actually been blessed we've been fucking blessed bro okay so
there's gonna be a little fan boat on the pier like a hovercraft looking thing
you're gonna have to deposit the money in it and then just fucking run around
around like a maniac so I don't get sniped. Got it?
Always jumping the whole map. They might have only fixed the
Spider-man back and not the helicopter bypass
See that little red white and blue boat over there the freedom boat
Yeah, that's our ticket
We actually got so blessed with the spawn
The pipe calling still works Tony. I made a great mistake. What I
I forgot painkillers. I have I have I have I'm fine. I'll be fine
There's a million stems on the map to
If you need stab get some before we go on the pier here
Good
We got a hold off and then he takes your money and then close the window and then just fucking don't stand still
Yeah, you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good
Just keep fucking moving. Just keep moving stay in the area. Yeah, stay there keep moving
What are you doing okay?
Everyone's call me. No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Let's get ready
You messed it up. Take your money
You didn't know you didn't mess it up your thing popped up in the fucking bottom. You're fine. Oh
I said I lost 300,000. Oh, no, you you sent it back to your stash is what you did. If
you put money in the window, it sends it back to your stash. So you'll get it by the time
we're done with this. Yeah, you'll get it. When you can't send money back to stash, it
Well, you may have fucked up.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Lock in brother. Lock
in. Okay. Our first stage. Oh,
I didn't tell you to bring a
flair so you're gonna have to
grab this flair. We're in. You
layer right in this hole. Just in case I die so you can extract. You didn't put the
euros in, right? No. Okay, good. Okay, so only AI on this map. We're about to fight
night, only night, and aka Marty and goons. Okay, so I'm gonna unseal this door.
You're gonna, there's gonna be AI potentially right on the other side of
next door so we're gonna shoot them from out here they're a bunch are gonna
probably aggro us and push night will probably also push okay okay okay so just
hold the angle I'm gonna run back out don't shoot me when I'm run out ready
you go don't shoot Tony hello nice then nice oh we're gonna be more rogues if
they don't push we'll we'll go in did they come I need extra ammo whenever
you can. It's not right now, but.
All right, we're going to go on.
Okay.
Okay, potentially there's one to the left summer or he's
pushing.
Okay, he's under us. He's under us. Okay, we're going to clear
this top floor. They can come from these stairs down here on
the left and they could be in these rooms up here. A lot of
stems and shit if you need beds or stems or whatever. Lots of
in here, food potentially. Uh, there could be a lot of stuff. What? Okay, uh, pain meds
here. Wait, here's, um, here's a morphine. Here's a defibrillator for your butthole.
Let's see if we can find an expresso machine.
Okay, we need this key card.
I'm not. No express on the
machine. I'm lucky. Nice. How
long is this race? 40 minutes.
Oh, no, 50 minutes now. I
extended it. We got a lot of
time. Um I can do this shit
like really fucking quick.
Okay, we're going to come
down these stairs. There's
going to be more rogues.
We're going to just stick
Oh, can I get that uh that extra ammo? Oh, yeah, I didn't bring a shit ton. I think I don't have 20 spare
But we'll get them from the black division soon. Oh, here's some ammo on this guy
It's all shit. No, that's all shit. Take this 20 stack here, and then we'll be fine. You're not gonna Dean ammo
I'm gonna solo the next like hard part because it I can she's it and
If one of us is gonna go right now back up back over it. I do realize there's a bunch of bullets on the floor
get ass off me. All right.
OK, down the steps we go.
OK, there's some.
There's some.
OK, actually, fuck this angle.
We're going to go back out.
I'm just going to do it safe.
I'm going to do a super safe.
I'm going to hop down in the freezer here.
It's a bit of a long hallway here.
AI potentially.
We're just going to kind of ignore this.
Watch out right in here.
There's a guy there.
Fuck.
Watch out.
Oh, you died.
No, no, you're good.
Let's end the hall.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Thanks.
Let's end all too right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Good shit. Good shit.
There at this room. I might be able to get a little bit of loot in here.
Are you phony? I'm in here. I'm in here.
You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. I got you.
I got you. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Okay, let's keep it going.
That ram, yep.
I'm just looting because I know where all the spawns are.
I'm in this next room over here.
Right here, right here, right here.
There's a key card that we got upstairs that opens up.
You swipe the little keypad.
There's going to be a cutscene that comes up right now. It's super fucking loud. Be prepared.
You can skip it, but you might want to watch it. It's kind of cool.
I'm mutin' it though, because my ears hurt.
that's the boss man that's wedge okay we don't we don't we don't need to talk
I'm cutscene yeah well we don't even need the shit trust me
damn it's like that we don't need none of this shit follow me okay so I've
I've never actually done this part as a duo with this like strat, I know, but you're
gonna just sit and look pretty, okay?
Okay, where at?
Uh, tell you in a second, I'm just grabbing some of this.
There's a bunch of loot spawns I'm grabbing so that we can get you fucking rich.
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Okay, one more here.
I
Okay, you're you're gonna just literally stand right there, okay
Okay, if you want to see some bullshit you watch my stream, but you just can't pull the aggro on these AI
No, no, no, no, no, it's this next room
This is the engine room and it's like you get ambushed by a fuck ton of the black division
the like hardest AI those guys that just came on the helicopter you get ambushed by a bunch of them
in this room and it's really fucking hard if you don't know the layout and stuff
but i can cheese it all right i'll pull you up i'll pull you up i'm okay where i'm standing
nothing yeah yep yep you're fine you're totally safe all right die i'm sorry you're not gonna die
Do you hear all these footsteps?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm hearing it.
I'm here so you can focus.
We're clear!
They're safe to come down, nuts.
Nuts were all clear, buddy.
Hello?
I didn't even get to the good part of the song.
Oh.
No, I told you I was gonna cheese it.
What the fuck is happening?
I just murdered like 20 of these sons of bitches.
Okay, there could potentially be some stragglers.
So before we loot any of this,
they're gonna have a lot of ammo.
We're gonna, we're all just clear out these back rooms.
So just watch out,
because sometimes some of them get stuck.
I think we're good though.
I get over there, do you?
Oh, you're just like, oh, we're good.
totally good okay no no you come down you go down the staircase right in front of you yep
yeah so the the reason why i didn't want you to come in here is see all these little cracks
and everything in the pipes yeah they will aim bot you and like instant kill you through these
cracks and it's like very easy to die so you guys learned like a strat i figured out a strat to
just line them all up and you just mull them down with like you know some m4 ammo empty
hands thank you for the five gifted yeah so they all have none of them have night vision on them
oh this guy some night vision any of them with an m4 a scar or an hk all of their mags is m855a1
So if you need ammo, take it off of them.
All of them are M855A1 or 995.
And thank you for the tier three.
Yep. Yep.
Or like, uh, yeah, they can have 995, 5581 here.
I think I picked up all the mags, to be honest.
Oh, no, there's another HK.
Yeah, it's a shit ton.
Like right here, there's probably 400 rounds of 5581.
And thank you so much, my man.
Thank you, brother.
Holy shit, man.
Yep.
And they can have Night Vision 2.
They can have PVS 31s, which are new.
It's a single slot, and they're like 85,000 rubles.
And then they can have the tan, the quad nods.
And they they have like meds and tier 5 plates on them and shit
So if you need armor if your armor got damaged or whatever you can freshen up off of them
They broke the game with this they broke the game with it because it's so easy to cheat
Like I can cheese the fuck out of this map as we just saw
Yeah, yeah, I
Will eat it cuz they'll re up or I'll eat it
You have food
No, it's right now, that's okay, we'll find some.
Get to complete the icebreaker quest line in order to transit the icebreaker.
No, you do have to do some quests or go with somebody that has it unlocked.
Like I brought Hutch in.
You need 5581?
Chad, you know what I can do with a helicopter bypass right now?
Looney!
Louis, thank you for the 10th gift.
Yes, I have food, and yes, I need it.
OK.
All right, I got ammo for you.
Food, if you got it, I'll take it.
Wait, do I grab this M53A1 mask?
I have one for you, so you're good.
we don't really need it but it's nice to have for the boss fight
oh you already looted all this stuff
i i looted all their mags here can you see these bullets i'm dropping bullets
oh my
did you get it?
oh i dropped all the mags i dropped a stack of bullets did it fall on the
fucking
oh i see him i see him i see him
Didn't realize all the child load all these bags real quick. No, I did already
Okay, I got a bunch of bags to reload myself real quick the honor
What moonshot man, I bet you're getting some mag training in this game now. Yep. Yep
Okay, do you want to do some parkour?
9883 oh also in this little hut this is a hut there's a board with a code on it
9883 okay shit what does 9883 do there's a keypad under us you can unlock
like a little loot room
I
Damn some people are just getting rich. Yeah, it's insane. It's it's literally insane
I mean, it's okay. The map is hard. I've been saying it's the map is hard
If you don't know how to cheese it if you know the cheese, it's pretty fucking easy like I
Literally just mowed down all those AI if I was legit fighting them. It's hard
Yeah, but but like you can do stuff like that right now, which makes it really farmable
All right, I'm good. Okay, here's a little code 9883 in there. Yeah coming down here
All the keypad put a 9883 enter
Now we open it
See what lies beyond
Nothing, but there's a drink lucky. There's a thermite on the ground, but don't need that
Water filter. We don't really need it, but whatever
Okay, come come I
Don't want to use up too much time because we want time to loot and shit. There's still a lot more AI to kill
I dropped this other armor that I picked up so I can move. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep
Just keep coming up. I'm looking for more food possibly
Okay
I'm good right now. There's gonna be four black division on the other side these crates. I'm gonna try and grenade the ball
Let's see if it works just be careful peeking
Oh, they were throwing a fucking gas grenade.
Sounds like I got some.
Killed one for sure.
Two for sure.
Okay, come with me come with me
They're gonna be on this helipad they could be behind any of these like boxes
I think I killed three. There's gonna be one more. I think he's on the right. Watch the right. What's the right that red crate?
Yeah, there's one behind that. Okay, I'm gonna peek him and try to kill
Got him nice nice nice nice, okay
Are you heavy right now?
Okay, I think we can do this parkour. That's not bad. Give me that that one's heavy as fuck
We're gonna try and do this parkour. Yeah, yeah, yeah down these steps and under there's more we're safe up here
Just don't peak that don't peak the stairs come over here
Okay, so we're gonna vault up this little corner. I mean we could kill them all if you want or we could skip them up to you
I don't care. I don't care. Okay, we're gonna vault up and you're gonna like spam jump and hold forward and sideways when you do it and we're gonna try to like
You're gonna try and jump on this box next to us
Nothing nothing you can't go over the edge. It's just kind of like fuck you to do
You can we'll come back though this so we could extract right here if you shoot a flare on this helipad
If you shoot a flare on this helipad the helicopter comes and you pay them 2400 euros to get out
I don't know why I can't do this. We might have to just kill
Hit it okay, it might have
All right, well, we'll have to kill some of these guys then okay, there's gonna be a fuck ton of these guys down here
I'm gonna throw smokes and we're kind of just gonna look through the smoke so their flashlights
Really it's not patched just did it not patched
Oh, wait, it might not be patched. Hold on.
Really, it's not patched. I'm on...
Why can't I do it?
You got to like sideways jump on to this box.
You might be trying to wait apparently you can wait you can fault and then fault on
So the box
If I got boost you can you jump on me and do it
I
Can't skip it and kill the AI it's just yeah
It does bypass a bunch of them
All right, fuck it. Let's go kill him. I use all you smokes. Just be very fucking careful here
Have one watch out watch out. No, they'll shoot you from there. They'll shoot you from there. Watch out
Get a smoke on it
This is like one of the sketchiest parts.
Oh, don't come down there, don't come down there, fuck me, that was close.
I don't fucking die, I'm not mad.
You can if you got one.
another one
just gotta be safe and use a lot of smokes
of
the
of
the
of the
of the
of
especially if you're standing in them
more days
i can't see
no they won't be up top they won't be up top all down here
i see you can't come down yet yet you can just be careful because they can be
to the left of me kind of. There's one to the left. He's moving to the left.
One. Another one.
Okay, one's at this corner on the right.
Oh my god, here's the one. I didn't see the one here. Okay, I think we're good. Okay,
We're good. We're good. I think I get along. Okay. All right
Okay, double check you have that volumetric lighting setting on you need that on
Okay, where's that under graphics? Yeah
believe we turned it on
Biometric lighting low. Yeah, perfect. Okay
Because that's what kind of let's you see through the smokes with a flashlight
Which when we do this boss, which we're about to do we have three more AI to kill and that or maybe four
Actually, they do well. I'm not sure we're gonna kill like four more. They're pretty easy
They kind of stand there like dumbasses then we have to fight the boss who's
Little crazy. We're gonna need all that. We're gonna smoke more than Snoop Dogg to kill them
Okay, nice reloading back right now. Yeah, yeah
You specific flashlight no, you see a lot of much lighting
All right ready to go
I'm going to come down here.
Chad's telling me to give you food.
Yes, if you have it, I'll take it.
Going a little slow because we're trying to be safe.
We've got 26 minutes, so you should have plenty of time.
Up this way, come up this way.
Okay, up these stairs and down to the left there could be an AI peeking us.
There's one there, just stay close, hug this wall right here, actually I'll kill him.
Just hug the wall, hug the wall.
Fuck, he's going up.
Killed him.
I
Don't know how many there are here to do us just watch that um that corner just watch the corner for me, okay?
Yep, yep, there's one more I think maybe I actually don't know I
Don't know there might be one more. I'm coming up with me
Wait, you killed them up top top?
Yeah, no, this one right there. That black one right there. All black.
Okay, I think we're good.
Okay.
Yep, we're good. Okay.
I'm gonna drop you a gas mask.
Make sure you got a loaded mags.
Uh, this is...
If we fucking die here, this is a gas mask.
This is the moment.
This is the boss fight. Yeah.
Fuck.
No, we got it.
Got it. All right. I'm gonna tell you what to do. I'm gonna throw a bajillion smoke grenades. Okay, you're gonna turn on your flashlight and
You're just gonna hold the back right
Like a peak when we when we enter the boss fight
You're just gonna hold we're gonna hold this one hallway
I'm gonna bait them all into the hallway and we're gonna shoot them all in the face when they swing us
There's gonna be five AI to kill. They're gonna take multiple headshots just fucking aim for that as fast as you can
If we got the smokes if we got the smokes we should be good sometimes they get all crazy and they shoot you through smoke
That's just life
All right
You're ready
All right, I'm gonna put a bomb down. We're back out back up. We put a bomb down on the door
Yeah, yep. Yep, yep
Back up a little bit more
Boom
All right, you got the gas mask on because they throw oh also they might if they voice line and they're like throwing frag or something
Turn 180 they're gonna throw flashbang. So you want to not be looking at the flashbang turn 180
You hear the flashbang pop turn back around get ready to shoot them
Got it
Yeah, okay
Flashlights on makes you got pink killer all that good stuff. All right, don't peek this hallway yet
I got to smoke it out. There's also a tripwire with a gas grenade ignore it entirely because we have gas masks
There's gonna be five of these fuckers and they're they're crazy bro. They're like actually fucking crazy
Like kill a bot on steroids
I don't know. If you can't see
it all in the smoke, you got to
walk into it a little bit, but
we should be fine. Just the two
of us locked in on this hallway.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my
god. I'm a guest. All right.
I'm going in and hear the
thing. Just hold this. It's
in the doorway can you see it yeah or they're gonna come like from the right
okay there I'm gonna I'm gonna run in here and they're gonna start coming so
get ready yep you have to stand there stand there they're gonna come there's
don't shoot at the back of that they're all gonna come you saw one at the end
of the hall yep there's five of them okay one
They're coming. They take a little bit. Remember, rear flash. Here they come. They're coming
up on the right. No way. No fucking way. There's no way.
Oh my god, bro, no
Well, there's no way
Did you crouch
No, you weren't crouched.
No, was that supposed to be?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no way to... oh my god.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, it was one bullet on my screen when he shot three, yeah, they literally they instakill you. Yeah, they literally instakill you. It's insane.
Well, a landmark.
Jellies, thank you for the twins.
Ah, pussy.
Beak me.
No, why is that pushing me?
I don't know if I'm not pushing, baby.
I might actually die here now if he doesn't push me.
Aw, dude, I'm so fucking pasty, Gilbatch.
I'm so past.
I'm so past, dude.
We could run it back.
I still have to kill this guy.
Dude, I don't know why he fucking just insted you like that too.
Do I have more smokes?
I don't know, are the bosses and he's not aggroing?
I have no smokes.
Good luck.
I'm here.
Spotting him.
Oh, wait!
Oh, wait!
Ah, what can I grab of his?
Grab his bag at least.
Fuck dude.
Ah, let me fix my thing.
Did he die? I don't know I think like I said to like sometimes the AI will just fucking aim about you
Stop money. Thank you very much
Come in thank you for the sub
Like sometimes they just do it. They'll just aim about you no matter what they don't give a fuck
It sucks we were we were winning that shit too
I would have got him so much fucking money. I mean, we basically cleared it right now like
Maybe I should just solo the boss
I've been too close no I was further up than he was
Or I was I was literally right next to him I think this is always where I hold
You might have just been too far, uh, no actually I don't know, I actually don't know.
Maybe there's a gap in the smoke or something, I don't think so though, there's so many
to be extra safe.
Probably should just try to solo it.
I just didn't want to kill all the fucking AI too, you know, like, I wanted him to get to shoot something.
A lot of plates.
Oh well.
It'll be fine.
I think I'm off a wedge.
I'm just going to let the boss and then get out heroes.
Oh, Gramps in the rooms.
It's in the kitchen.
You don't want to be at the kitchen.
You don't want to be in the kitchen during this.
They'll pincere you from the kitchen. I always do it. I bait them into this hall
So you only have to look at one direction. There's multiple spots they can come from but you're only looking in one direction
So you have to move your crosshair like very minimally
This fucking piss dude, they ain't like instant borax them
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
That's wedge.
5000 USD too, god damn.
God damn.
I
Don't that boy looting
No, Hutch died.
Got shot by a wedge through the fucking smoke.
Let's see if there's any little things to grab here.
So I'm alive.
Just for the keycard.
Card
Here that little guy
Watch the clip from his perspective. Oh, I know what it looked like trust me. I've died
Died many times to this boss. I know what it looks like when he insta kills you
Trust me. I know
I know for a damn sure.
Cooked
All right, we're at it out. There's still more to clear on the mouth
There's there's more to clear on the mouth, but I don't need it
it. Don't feel like you have to leave. That's probably my LG for the evening.
Oh, is it? Yeah, I'm going to jump off. Okay. We were just saying,
oh, after those AI, there's like one more little group. And then that's it.
Like not cleared. I want to run that tomorrow. Huh? I want to run that
tomorrow. Yeah, we'll do it. I don't know. I really don't know what happened. Like I
that sometimes they just fuck you through the smoke or like if you're not
standing in a cloud of smoke they like might see a sliver of you and then
shoot you but not sure so he came out to the smoke you said right I thought the
right door was a little farther down there's two there's two doors on the
right and one straight ahead so I was looking at the second door on the right
Okay, father one. Yeah, but he also he killed you in super fucking fast and he like
I like the door instant aggroed me
Fun crouch dead. I didn't even get to pull the trigger. Yep. Oh, they do that shit
No, I mean what I heard you die like as I was shooting him. There's nothing like it really
Yeah, that was fucked. I just watched it. That's fucked. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, we'll get it. Well, they gave me an idea. I didn't clear the map. I have 226,000 experience.
experience
Holy so that's how I level that that's we can do it. Yeah, I can
Let you kill some more AI and shit
The engine or ones that I cheese I mean I can also teach you how to cheese it and you can get all the fucking XP
Yeah, I think that's that's for sure
We could do that you can fucking up those off to show you like exactly what to do, but it's pretty easy
I'm not going to be so easy.
Yeah.
All right.
Tomorrow I'll be on.
All right.
Sounds good, brother.
Well, I'll watch clips.
So probably like 1111.
Yes, T.
Eastern.
Okay.
I'll be a little after that.
All right.
Sounds good.
Brother.
Later, brother.
Later.
But dude, I really wanted to get him to one shot it.
I really wanted.
Let me see.
Okay, I linked up with Fragus for a bit.
I'm pissed man. I'm pissed. How do I get access? As long as he has the poster, as long as you
have someone that has the poster, you can bring them in the transit if you're in a group of them.
So we just ran to the transit together and you was able to go in, which I didn't know that's
how it worked but chats on that that advanced tech. Oh, Fraggus is off, damn. Let me see
what Adams is on.
I'll leave this to you.
I'll leave this to you.
Six.
I'll leave this as the icebreaker loadout.
The icebreaker loadout.
Do they get perma access after it?
No, I don't think so.
No.
No, but I guess you could go with your friend
and then get them through the map
and then you could get them through the map
and then they get the quest line done if they have it.
So much loot. So much loot.
You can buy it on the flea market or it's just like a round maps like we found it on a wall and dorms on customs
It's kind of just everywhere. It's not really like a
rare thing to see at all
I think it's on ground zero and customs and
Let's see it might be on like every fucking that
That I don't exactly know
I only had to find it once you know
cheese board room, engine room, exclamation mark, engine room, for the super cheese,
Super cheese
Never played PV and PVP now is the max loot max juicer XP Giga
Giga Giga. Oh, that's OB. I knew OBD to Giga farming map is a PV map
Which
250k what the fuck which I don't know why that's like if that was shocking to BSG it shouldn't have been but
I
Maybe I had a PvE map with like the most used up loot ever
There you go 50 55 1.4 70
A bunch of shit
Why is it not good to crouch and fighting them because
because they don't normally aim lock you through the smoke like that, but they will shoot you typically they aim lower through the smoke, like why my legs got shot off.
So if you're crouching, you're lowering your head hitbox, which is where they're typically shooting, which increases your chances of getting one tapped in the head, which is not very good for your health.
You know getting shot and you got damn face ain't all that good for being alive
have
the
engine room smoke still works I legitimately just
It definitely works.
Oh, fuck, I forgot all this.
Whoops.
Also, I gotta use the restroom.
Almost done.
Icebreaker, like, fucks up my whole kit. I have to, like, totally disassemble my entire setup here.
It's taking me a while to get
it in.
There's like a lot of setup stuff for it.
Oops, I need that back.
I might have been a setup when I'm not.
Base.
Oh, I don't know I think
But by the bye, what am I missing there power cord I'm asking how
Okay, oh any my
Thing one of these as well
You're the poster queue and get to the extractors look icebreaker for the person
No, to unlock the map, you have to go through some of the quest lines to unlock the transit.
But if you get the poster, you can go with somebody else who has it unlocked and they
can bring you through the transit if you're in the same group.
All right, I'm gonna run the bathroom real quick and then we're gonna read me one moment
here.
Bye.
you
you
So, Tony, here, three moonleys, Keck.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Sorry about that
That should politely be hitting
That should be hitting a little bit
Whatever kappa, uh, I'm actually like I think I'm literally one quest off of kappa, but kappa's not all that good anymore
more tap as restrictions of what items you can put into it so you can't put things like
headsets into it which usually improve your like looting ability.
If you have a 2x2 open, then you can put items into it.
See someone with a handguard when I ADS?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Looked at the scope.
I have no clue, I don't even know what would cause it.
My field of view is low too,
it shouldn't be anything like that.
I think it's going to be a good idea to do that.
one more month and it will be five years of gigachat mastery
I'm sorry.
I'm going to get based. How we doing, bro?
Alright.
I don't know what we're doing. Let's see if we can snipe somebody with this TRG.
I'm gonna bring Great ammo in it, but it should work pretty well.
Let's see what we get out of this.
Let's see what we get.
Settings for smoke.
Polymetric lighting enabled.
I have it on low.
I don't think it really matters, but...
Polymetric lighting.
I heard a guy. My goal right now is to get up into Panda, those guys. Give him a Panda
and use a sniper rifle. Use a sniper rifle. Should I go this way? That's a bad idea. Bad
of
the
death
of
the
here. I thought we'd hear the gun shooting somebody. There we go. There we go. What's
I saw my die toward normal scab.
It's been a while.
It's been many years since I've died to the scabs.
I hear him.
It's been many years since we've died to a scav.
It kind of, I don't really do much.
I mean, I guess every now and then
some freak-o shit will happen and you'll die to a scav,
but typically not.
All right, well, fuck is everybody, it's so quieter.
Oh, wait, is the is the streamer thing open?
It's closed.
Wait, it's is it individual like five hours whenever you want?
Or is there a certain time it's open all day but five hours?
Oh, so you think a lot of people are done with it already?
I think goodbye, Knight.
Come on, Big Bird.
that's that's Marcus over there. That's Marcus. I think. I mean, the streamer challenge. It's
like a small streamer tournament thing. They're like as small as in like small streamers only,
streamers only allowed in it to win a stream right in the game. Fuck did I
mess with him? I couldn't tell.
I don't know how long I think it's like five hours a day for the next few days.
Blam. I think it's five hours a day the next few days. How many how many days is
it for? Today today was on customs and they turn 100% bosses on customs right
now. Tomorrow I think it's factory. It's five days. Have they said what maps
They're doing just tomorrow's factory, right?
What a shit
there is
there is
fuck is Marcus
The blame
So the fiber window is how does the things the challenge score is it just based off of boss killings Italian hands. Thanks bush
Like your PMC kills count
Order boss kills count like disproportionately
10 points for each boss and 2 or 3 for PMC.
I would be doing my 5 hours in the wee hours of the night.
Just hunting down the bosses and leaving every time.
Oh, tango spotted, tango spotted, tango spotted.
F**k!
That's them. Shit.
It's a slippery one.
Oh, it's a slippery one!
It's a slippery one.
Oh, there's a lot of them. Shit, the score, okay.
That's... Yeah, that's too much to read.
That's too much to read.
I can't read all that.
I can't read all that.
I can't believe I missed this guy.
Fucking suck.
It's Boston Factory Mincultus as well.
Probably not, if I had to guess.
Probably not.
I sloven see Marcus.
What the hell is guys up to?
Where did he go over here?
of
the
Oh, that's a, oh that's, wait I'm going to leave them, hold on, I hear the HK, there
There he is, tango spotted. I need arms diamond on.
He's kind of crazy, version of them. Oh, yo, Scott, chill, bro.
my arm stand was fading quickly. Yeah that guys got a water melon sized hole in his
down. Drop him. Oh yeah. Hit him
in the head with a fucking
brick. We basically just
throw a 900 meters per second
brick at his head.
Come on. Now someone was shooting
over here.
I thought it was a shooting over here.
But I don't know where.
Honestly, I'm being such a pussy right now, but I love it.
It's great.
This gun's lit for sniping.
sniping the ergo is sick on it these compared to like the AXMC
Rattmark I mean I have a big ass sniper I got from mr. Mr. Bird guy
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
you're right he was in gas this would be some russiusi guards still live in here
I'm not on full auto
Hey!
Hey!
That's gonna fucking kill him.
Yeah!
He's a weeb with shit!
Ah, what did he shoot me with?
That shit hurt.
I mean, okay, I kind of knew what was going to happen.
I just didn't know what was going to happen like that.
I didn't I didn't know it was gonna happen exactly like that
The fucking 181 tap get the bam
I mean that was pretty deserved to be honest, let's be real that was pretty deserved
Like hey, what did what did I really expect?
I don't know why it took him so long to aggro on me
I thought he might have been like bugged out or something or like he was dead, but like standing there like
Standing there dead, you know
Kepka
Yo, Tony, yo, yo, what it do what it do what it do
You're walking new friends
through Tarkov. Oh boy. Oh boy.
Did you tell them to play the game?
Because if so, you're a bad friend.
Hey guys, I got this great game we can all play. It's going to be so much fun.
So much fun. We're gonna have the best time of our lives. There's not gonna be any turmoil or struggle or animosity between the three of us as we steal loot and let each other die painfully.
It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be fucking awesome, dude.
No.
Tax six.
Need a little on come tax six.
to try once or you think customs just busted on now.
Customs is just on fire.
Backpack.
back pot.
milk.
camp the pier.
green camp in the pier is a thing.
Is there a short barrel?
20 inch barrel.
That boost up our ergonometrics?
It does.
Hmm
If I'm Jay
I don't know what my backup gun's gonna be we could also
We could go straight trg with the blicky. Let's do that. Let's bring a blicky. That'll be fun
Yeah, they all, they all glockenspiel.
Oh wow.
the
um what happened people's shit got wiped and then duped and then i don't exactly what happened
but something like that everyone's profiles got wiped you're not gonna believe this tony
the guy killed 16 black division soldiers what was an interior decorator no way
Oh, he's a Czechoslovakian
Called 16 Czechoslovakians it's an interior decorator
All right, let's go I think we're ready. This is a fucking loadout. This is a loadout we got here
This that's not a loadout this is a loadout
Oh
Maybe I should have off the long bar on this
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Interesting.
Most interesting.
I don't have an M240. I don't know.
Streamers are a great thing. I don't even know.
I don't even know. It's out
of doing shit. It's out of
doing shit. Doing things. Running
I learned that shit in Chicago cuz
Give me that. Give me that. Oh my god, he's FMJ. Oh, goodness gracious young noodle. Sorry,
Mr. Noodle.
Sorry, Noodle.
Pineapple Kool-Aid. When the Pineapple Kool-Aid with a bottle of Henny and four fucking pounds of sugar put into it?
That should look fast.
The Pineapple Kool-Aid, Henny.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I saw the that big kid made a
crypto coin and a rug pole. The
bunch of people.
They go spotted. They go spotted.
Target acquired. Get again
Then go down
Now yeah, I don't know why you would invest your hard earned dollar reduce into the Dabba Gat crypto coin, but
Who am I to judge
I'm not a judge.
That bit of scammed is right. That bit of scammed.
I think it's the fire crackling, actually.
I'll bump in the key, I'm looking engaged.
These two guys might run into each other.
There are past you!
You're shit
Buddy I got a lock what you call too bad that you ain't gonna do nothing
Do I go to nothing from my streets?
shit dude I may as well just done a fucking glock raid at this point
it's three kills three bodies with the glock
three bodies with the glock
pbp at 1200 rounds per minute tends to do that type of shit
here's something
th
yeah
th
th
th
th
I'll be here in things. I'll be here in the rustlings of Jimmy's.
What are you doing?
Been on?
What are you doing here?
Maybe you went up there.
Yeah, that'd be in Krakows.
Oh, you're gonna be quicker than that one night!
Oh, you got to be quicker than that!
You think you're a sneaky one, eh?
Yeah, run away! Like a little pussy!
Oh, like a little pussy, scary!
Oh, no. Don't throw grenade at me. I'm so scared.
trembling
Usually holding the fucking corner
I think it's holding over the wall, unless I don't even know anymore.
I do know that if I peek out that way, I'm probably gonna die.
Let's go for it.
He's not even peeking, dude, what the fuck?
not like I don't like getting anything to work with over here
I got the moves man I got the moves breaking ankles out here breaking ankles folded like
out like a pretzel. Yeah, he wasn't ready for that. He wasn't ready for that one. No, sir.
No, sir. Wait a minute. That left, right, left, right switcheroo.
I've got two bodies to loot as well.
I'm
Alright we got one, uh, wait actually a little guy in here.
Enjoyed Ice Breaker.
I mean I had a lot of fun playing it but it's I would change a bunch of stuff with it if I was charged spicy
right it's way too farmable it's way too farmable and I know this is gonna be a
hot take it should be transit only but the trends it should be in a better
spot that's not at the end of the pier but um yeah it's it's just way too
farmable it's it's too easy to super cheese the map and
infinitely print money and like you don't even have to go and raid and risk
dying to someone to do it like it's it's a little too much
yeah it's just like it's fun and everything i'm glad we got to spam it
like from the our hideout like right now but i think long term for like health
of the game. It's probably a better idea to like tune up some of that stuff. Like we're
just being real about it.
I kill another streamer.
Yeah, but nuking the loot, like, what the fuck is that guy, wait, did I kill a guy here?
Oh no, that's pipe.
Like they shouldn't nuk the loot.
Like, it should be really hard and a lot of risk, but you should get paid fat for it,
you know?
Like, that's at least what I think.
Like, I don't think nerfing the loot is the right way to handle it.
I
Got one there to be super juicer loot on the map because that's fun as fuck it should just be more difficult to
arm it
Superjuice or loot sick if it's if it's not like a free farm
You know, I think I think first they could
They could do a few things to make it a bit more difficult to cheese.
Like the volumetric lighting smoke stuff for example.
Shit like that.
And then they could just like keep tuning it from there, balance the AI a bit more, like
make them slightly easier if they have to, etc.
I think I'll send you to randomize the map a bit, not like the actual layout of the map, but the quantities and the locations of the Black Division and where they're allowed to push you should not be so straightforward.
Because that's also part of it, like when you play the map a lot, you realize that those barriers and locations where the AI can't actually push past.
So you know what to expect where you're safe like they should have more randomized positioning and like
roaming ability of black division
That would make it one more fun, and I think a bit harder without making it like bullshit
You know
I think it should be like, it should be a lot more random, for sure.
And honestly, like Desmond, maybe you agree, I think they should disable the volumetric
lighting setting from the game until they have a solution for like seeing through smokes.
I don't think volumetric lighting should be a thing. The smoke, the smoke is uh like I think
you should have to use smokes like smoke grenades not as a harry potter invisibility cloak because
that's kind of what it does to you right now. That was a sick raid.
Yeah, I get black division can't see through it. That's cool. But like I should be blind. I should be blind firing through the smoke not just seeing exactly where they are and like tapping them. Yeah, for sure.
Like if you throw smokes in the boss hallway and you hear him walking and you fucking spray through the smoke at his head and kill him like sick. That's fun.
You know, like that's, that's all good. I like that. That's fun. That's like engaging. It's going to feel rewarding to do too.
I mean, it's going to disable it for everyone. I don't think it's that big of a deal to temporarily turn it off until they can fix something about the smokes.
I don't think that's a big deal.
I think making Icebreaker more fun is a good trade-off or turning off volumetric lighting setting,
which a lot of people probably wouldn't even notice if it randomly turned off on their game.
I
Don't even know if I would notice that if I just turned off my metric lighting right now and you never told me
I don't know if I would even fucking notice
Maybe I would but
I think that's a small price to pay
No difference you probably can but like like I said if you randomly turned it off
and no one told you like would you notice it like super immediately I don't
you know I don't think that's like a huge deal
I mean shit I didn't even have it on I only turned it on because of icebreaker
to be honest
I had it off and then everyone was I was using smoke grenades and like fighting the boss on icebreaker without smokes and
Everyone was like oh if you do this this and this and this you can see through the smoke
And I'm like what do you mean?
I can't fucking do it and then we compared settings and we figured out that it was a volumetric lighting
Well, I mean I was even playing without it on I turned it on to cheese
This should be a sellable.
the
I need a little stack of mana.
Let's stack of mana.
Nice.
That's a fun rune.
That was a super fun rune.
That's super fun.
Why would you need to rely on a setting to beat a map?
You don't need to rely on it, but when you give people the option to do it, to make their loop farming even easier, they're going to do it.
Sean Strickland is banned from going to the White House for the UFC about what he do
Saw a song got banned from the fucking UK
They banned him from the UK
Hey, he posed in a wild Instapost.
What do you pose?
How wild?
Arcane, thank you for the prime.
windowed it could be why who the fuck is this guy
you play with a full screen i think it crashes it
the
only
smaller streamers in the streamer tournament of jobs on
on drops we avoid
Well, this is a colossal waste of ammo.
They're behind me.
I don't know where that was.
I'm shooting at me right now, it's Sniper Scav.
Oh, Sniper Scav and I are shooting at me.
I
Have the hiccups sound like somebody
As approaching stronghold as well
Hmm
Most
That's behind this is in front though
Let's go check for this guy behind I think. Might be able to kill this guy.
Got this window for a quick. That guy's by dorms too, okay.
Oh, was that him?
I caught a glimpse of something running left to right.
Why you?
Why you?
Oh, yeah, he's right there.
See, oh, that's a player.
That's a player.
Two players, two shotgun guys.
But they're getting closer.
Fucker, they're not going through the gate.
Wait, it's there, it's there.
Mission. 100 meter zero.
We hit him he didn't die. Fuck! I hit that guy too I think. I might have missed
that guy the first guy definitely hit him he didn't die.
I might have I honestly I think I had both of them
Pretty sure I had both they just didn't put them down
The first guy 100% it might have been an arm shot which fucking sucks
A police chase
Oh, wait, really? Is it a good one?
Is that gonna kill the next shot? Oh, yeah, it kills the next shot.
Yeah, I marked the TRG. I don't think you can. I got it from Bird.
Big Bird gave it to me.
Got it from old Big Bird.
and see if they come this way
I got stuck on the fucking barbed wire, dude.
I got stuck on the fucking barbed wire.
Oh, God damn it.
What's going on here?
Hold on.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We might be cooking with something.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm having a great day, brother.
I'm having a great day.
Where's the police? Yeah. Oh, there he is
What cars this is in Audi
Well, I don't know I think those are Mercedes. I muted YouTube
I think as long as we don't have audio or fun
Maybe. Yeah, I have some Mercedes.
I'm going to see. I'm going to test it with just audio muted.
It might not detect it. It also might, though.
There's definitely a Mercedes.
what are the specs on the top-mounted weapon behind you said m240 7 6 2 by 51 belt fan
light machine gun
mm-hmm
I
Living Cali fuck now I live in Cali do it's got some boosting
But so they only want this guy for like, moving violations?
Yeah, this guy's got nuts.
I hope he goes on the freeway if he goes on the freeway CHP will probably get on the sky dude. He's going in the wrong
He's just driving through the turning lanes like a freak
the
So dark on popular now
So dark on it's the bricks and figs owner
Shit he's got $200,000 of stolen Lego sets in the Mercedes god damn it
What a fucking what a fucking idiot
Mm-hmm
Oh we side-swiped it look at the damage on the left
Burglary suspect oh, they're gonna go after him then
Yeah, he might be desperate he side-swiped the the whole fucking driver's side of that car
We might have a good chase this might be a good chase
It's not a AMG though.
Nah, there's no AMG badge on that thing.
Burger suspect?
Yeah, he's eating a burger.
If it's a burglary suspect, they got to pursue him.
They got him, right?
I don't know. Are you okay?
Hold on to God.
You're slowing down a bit.
This guy's so random with like,
and then he'll just start zooming out of nowhere.
He's definitely got Lego sets on the trunk,
without a doubt.
the
I don't I don't know where the cops are at
the wrong side of the road straight through the intersection fuck the guys turning left
He's got a he's got a pirate
and copy of GTA 6.
Oh, oh, wait, he's pulling the
U. E. Oh, oh, he's about to
ditch. No, he's a. Is there a
parking garage?
He's getting out he's getting out
Oh
Well they got a pretty clear
They got a pretty clear picture of him
He's the war-asshing he's just dropping off food
Yeah, but this car is definitely stolen if that's your car, you're not parking it like that
That's not his car
Yeah, he 100% stole that car
There's no fucking way in the hell that is his car ain't no way
Nah no shot
That shit stole him
I
Is definitely stolen
I don't I
Don't know if he left the car running but
This guy is hiding out in the building for sure
There's nowhere like there's no cover for him to go
and get out of the building from.
So I'm saying, yes, see, they notice that now. He stole it.
Well, I got there's still no cops here. This guy's been in here for several minutes and there's just no cops.
I mean, yeah, he probably has a he probably has a room so they should be able to run
his license or something like that.
No police.
They don't give a fuck over here
They don't get the plates don't matter lady it's stolen how do they know who the guy is
They should have done they should have done it they should have done a wide shot on the building
I think they should have done a
wide shot. They would have seen
him leaving. But him.
That's not him. No other guy
dreads.
Here dreads the other guy.
in the motel. That's that. That's definitely not the same guy. That guy is definitely not
the suspect. For sure not that guy.
Is that him? Wait, they got some of the company. Wait, find
them. Wait, that guy, wait, if he's all the way over there,
That guy was fucking moving, bro.
There's no way he's that far.
Dude, we need the full screen.
I can't see.
This guy's a fucking Olympic track star
if he made it all the way over here.
How fast was this fucking guy running?
He was hauling ass.
Oh, oh, they got him.
Oh, plain clothes officer.
They got him.
He's in cuffs.
That's him.
Damn.
They fucking got him look at that
Dude plane plane unmarked. What is that a Dodge? Yeah Dodge
plane closed officer
He doesn't have the bag on him, that's a good point he ditched the bag somewhere, you know the backpack's gone
They're gonna find that for sure
the police how he probably saw
like exactly when this guy
got out of the they probably saw exactly when he got out of that motel and it eyes on him he probably ditched the bag in the motel
or this is the Mormon mafia stealing the Legos back
It could be the bag $200,000 of stolen mega sets.
Likely possibly potentially could have been
M. M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M
His pants go, he's got shorts on.
He had shorts on the whole time.
This guy's got to be feeling like a real dumb ass right now. No, that's the same
guy for sure. He's wearing the same the same clothes, everything. The same guy.
I
Don't know where his backup is I have no idea man. I just sit there alone
They are really slow to respond to stuff
Like they take their sweet ass time getting on the scene I
Bet you there's one cop
He just probably happened to be in the area
Oh
Where we're getting ads oh
Is it YouTube ads the fuck okay?
What the fuck
Was he on the radio? Yeah, it's a radio
I want to see what they do to this guy I want to see what they do I want to see them like
take him or like capture him. I wonder what happened if you just like pulled up next to
him with the truck and held him at gunpoint. This guy is definitely a cop. He's got the
plain clothes police uniform on pretty much. He's on 100% a cop. Plot twist, that's a chick.
You never know you never know you never ever know
I don't think they're ever showing up I
Don't see a single up there leaving it looks like yep, they're leaving. All right, it's over
It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.
Longest shot since 226. I did fucking snipe that guy.
I did.
I wonder how he lived.
FMJ, basamamu.
Maybe we do a lot of factor reaction.
And we do a lot of factor reaction.
All factor reaction.
We get an armor.
No offers have been found.
Okay.
Okay.
I think we're gonna do a banelli shotgun.
Oh, a banelli.
Oh, a supernand.
It's on the dragon claw.
13 round tube the clamp.
The clamp.
Thanks for 100.
XPS 30.
That nice.
You don't know.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
We'll practice it tomorrow. I
think this is going to be a lot
of factory rates tomorrow. We
have a lot, a lot, a lot of
factor in some of.
What's stream or tournament is
on the factory? So,
tomorrow's going to be a full
They have a streamer tournament for today and the next four days.
It's a different map every day, so tomorrow's factory for them, so it's probably going to
be popping on factory.
Everyone's going to be like, today was popping.
Today was popping on customs.
Tomorrow's going to be factory.
me on a matter
of a few raids on here and then I think we'll have on some ABI with Mr. Atom
what did he get him
My fucking shot the guy in the face, bro
Oh my shot him in the face again. He did a little quick life. I had shot a banana
What a banana
I
Put him in a doghouse
Come on, come on, come on!
hit him
What
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah. Okay. That guy's bullshit. You do not. You're not prestige one with 277 hours.
My guy. You're. Yeah. That guy. That guy's cheating.
Ah, I guess cheating. War cops behind him. Oh, shit. Chase. Chase. Chase. Chase. Go,
go, go, go, chase.
guys cheating his little pecker off.
Oh, no, no, no. Lock in, lock in. Lock in. We got Chase.
Yo, look at the flames.
Damn, he's got the flames on the car.
Sick decals, bruh.
What does this guy do?
the
one already did
Oh, yeah, he's zoomin.
He is zoomin'.
All right, what's going on with our camera?
Of course, damage.
I don't see any damage on it.
Doesn't look damaged.
That's the flames.
He's got flame stickers.
He's got flame stickers on.
It's the tribal tats.
Holy shit.
So the thing is driving on the shoulder like this.
a lot of road debris, might get a flat tire, might hit something, it's a little risky to
be doing that.
Yeah, there could be a nail, you know, there's a lot of rocks and gravel get kicked on the
side, you don't have as good traction.
Yeah.
He's not even fully in the lane right now. He's close to these cars passing go to 88
Holy shit, bro. He's actually flying
Oh, did he just hit something he hit something
and
he had something
was that was that a mirror I feel like that was a mirror
I think that was a mirror
that was it his mirror or was it their mirror mirror
he did have something
He 100% had something
John Wick, thank you, bro
Dude this guy's gonna fucking crash this dude's gonna fucking crash. He is reckless
I mean, I know the I know he's in the he's in the Kia with the tribal tats, but
He's driving like a wild man
He's driving like a wow man. I think this guy's gonna crash. He's shooting the gap shoot the gap
Right on this guy's bumper he's gonna shoot the gap to the right. Yeah
It's not a Kia it's a Chevy
It's a Kia
That was close too.
Dude, this is how I be driving on the highway.
He's going 100 in the shoulder?
He's going 100 in the shoulder, bro. This guy's
Something's gonna happen. I gotta this one's this one's got my like I got a feeling in my stomach that he's gonna crash
one
10 right now
Dude, he's got his foot on the floor
He stole it wanted for stolen car he stole this thing. I mean he's certainly driving it like you stole it
If he didn't steal the car, he's damn driving it like he stole it
I think he already he might have hit someone's mirror already. It looked like he he side-swiped
the guy's mirror earlier. What is this thing like a four cylinder? It's a four cylinder.
I
Won't point either four cylinders so he's he's pushing this thing to the limit right now
Like this thing's not meant to go 110 miles an hour
I think he's going to be here.
He's he's he's putting it he's putting it down.
Looks like the traffic let up now.
uh... traffic a lot of
move bitch get out the way
get out the way bitch get out the way
move
the
Red ones go faster.
You think he uh, he did the USB hack on the Q
Also, just like why are you stealing this car?
Like what's the end goal of stealing this car
For what reason are you doing this?
$74 and scrap aluminum.
Yep.
Commit a crime in a later.
See, that's a good point.
It could be the stealing like a getaway car for a future crime.
Yep.
Yeah. Yeah. That's true. But like, why steal a car when you could just steal Lego sets for more money?
I feel like it's easier to steal Lego sets than a Kia. And they're worth more. They're worth like ten
times as much easily.
Am I giving you ideas? No, the Mormons already gave us ideas for the lego heist.
The great Mormon lego heist of 2026.
He's running out of room. He's got to merge. He's out to the side. He's got a lot of shoulder
here like Kia specifically I don't know about new Kia's but there is a there's a
model oh this is where there's like a model year of Kia's that are extremely
easy to steal like you can break in and plug in like a USB thing and just boot up the fucking car and go
Like like you need a fucking USB stick and you can steal a Kia
I think they fixed it now with newer ones, but like the certain
Maybe the newer ones too, but I think there's a certain year. Oh shit motorcycle police
There's a certain range of them that are extremely easy to steal
I'm surprised they put up a motorcycle officer on it. That's dangerous for him. All right
Let's be real how much fun you think that cop is having chasing that guy in a fucking motorcycle
He's got to be loving that shit, man.
It's got to be a little scary, but he's got to be loving that.
He's got to be having a great time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that guy right there.
Cloud needs to shock him in one hand.
I don't think Arnold was on the motorcycle.
What you know about Jerkin on the right?
What you know about that?
shoot the gap damn the cops on his ass get him boy
dude look at this cop this cop was a fucking stud
Absolute stud this guy on that bike
Look at him go
It's a fucking it's a fucking t1000 dude. He's got that t1000 behind them
He's liquid metal watch out
the
I just hope the officers say fuck this guy in the key. I don't give a fuck about him, but I want that
I hope the cop is all good
Yeah, I mean like driving a bike like this has got to be a little little sketchy in the shoulder
is just like one piece of debris or you know and
are like a patch of gravel that like a bunch of gravel that got kicked on to the side
and
Dude, he's flying!
There's the dude, he's still on him!
The fucking Terminator right there!
Dude, he's actually crazy on the bike!
He's actually crazy on that thing
The slow ride for the bike I
Mean yeah, but it's still dangerous to do like you got to think his focus is also on other things
He's probably got the radio going. He's looking at where the this car is going
He's trying to look at the other cars around him like there is traffic. He's looking at the road debris and stuff like that
Like there's a lot of shit going on for him.
He's not just cruising, you know.
Dude, this cop, though, look at him go.
He's glued to him.
He's fucking cruising.
if they put a if they put a bike unit on them they they want this guy
they want them
wise words wise words rationalizing irrational behavior is a fool's errand
wise words right there wise wise words right there bike a cop is awesome
So, yeah, the thing is here, the bike can stay on him, but the bike can't stop him.
Oh, he's blind.
I'm going to do that. Kia motor
is heating up like my stomach
after a beefy five layer from
Taco Bell. He's heating up.
That little four cylinder is
cooking. Oh, there we go. Finally,
they got hopefully they swap
out the the biker. Yeah,
What's he got a charger is that black and white a charger?
They got the scat pack
Oh, they still got the biker there. He's still yeah, he's still there top right
That's not a crown Vick are you out of your mind? Oh
Oh
We lost the tire. Oh shit
I think the front no
Or just blew a fucking tire because this little key is not made to be doing this shit
It's got to be the passenger side for sure it's got to be passenger
Fucking pit him right now hit this motherfucker right now
That's your chance pit him
Authorize the pit and send this motherfucker into the wall do it you got this
This is a perfect time traffic's clear you got the one cop blocking the road for you
this would be perfect. Oh, he's
picking up again. He's picking
up. Oh, dude, this guy. Oh, my
63 miles an hour with three
Dude, if this guy hits the wheel a little too hard, yep, if he hits that wheel a little
bit, that might be it.
the
15th of the mess
and it's also it's five fifty in California right now like this is
bill like Russia or time
to catch the rear axle. Some of them have that. We saw one kind of recently where they
used the grappler and they grabbed the rear axle and the guy fucking crashed into a brick
wall after they got him with that and he died. Which I think they should still use that shit,
The last time I saw them use it guy fucking slammed into a wall and died
That was recent yeah, oh
It works. Oh and fucking works. Yes, it does
Worked a little too well on that guy
Well too well
I mean, yeah, that's play stupid games when stupid prizes, you know, you know, that's what I think, you know, you're putting yourself at risk. You're putting yourself and others at risk.
I can't believe this guy's got three tires and he's still cooking.
and
he's there, he's still slowed down, this guy's slowed down, he's getting into bad traffic now
he's in bad traffic
Yeah, the car's got a tramp stamp. He's he's still a key with a tramp stamp
Key it with a tramp stamp
Cops or pussies there the cops have to follow the orders there's a watch commander
For the police and he's the one that oversees the chase and tells officers what they're authorized to do
If they if they tell him to just trail him there's something I got to do I
Bet you dude, I bet you that cop wants to pit this guy into the fucking middle divider. I guarantee he does
but
Cops can only do what they're told I
Bet you he wants to slam that guy right into the wall
Absolutely he does
He's like, I didn't get pit certified for no fucking reason. Let me do it.
Dude, he's on three fucking tires, too.
do. Computer, Biden blasts him. Computer, initiate Biden blast on the driver. You sure
was his tire. I mean, I don't know who else's tire was.
Definitely look like his tire.
What do you think these people are actually thinking?
I think the people that do shit like this, right?
Everyone's like, what is this guy thinking?
These people have actual lizard brains
and they can't they can't process
more than like four minutes into the future.
So they're just incapable of conceptualizing the consequences of their actions because they have actual lizard brains.
And they just like, they just don't think.
They got zero inner monologue going on in that head.
Yeah.
It's a little.
It's a lizard brain.
Yeah, you remember the monkey bomb from Cod zombies?
Just imagine that but sped up a little bit and like inside of his brain.
That's pretty much what it looks like.
I'm surprised this guy still has traction to drive though.
I
Know them Kia tires for real you don't think it was his tire
Well, who else's tire was it?
That wasn't a random tire on the road that thing was like upright vertical and spinning I
I don't think that's a road tire. It was it was vertical like moving. I
don't think he ran over. I mean, maybe but I think if you ran over a tire in this Kia,
I don't think he he would have
crashed. You know I don't I don't
I don't think this guy is uh.
I don't see you're right. I don't
see smokes or sparks but.
He's he's getting slow.
Did he blow out the four cylinder?
Dude, he might have seized up the engine.
Oh, he could be out of fuel.
He's changing the Spotify playlist.
He's getting a different playlist on.
I think he's cooked.
He's getting out.
He's giving up.
Three, seven.
What are those pants?
She looks, she looks like a fucking scarecrow.
Those teeny little legs and those big ass pants.
He looks like a fucking scarecrow.
Oh my god.
They got him walking backwards
Bro, he looks like Darth Maul. He looks like he's got a fucking like a whole
Sith robot
That silhouette is crazy
They got him. Oh, that's the motorcycle cop giga Chad bike cop right there
You can chat. You can chat.
bike cop. That's him.
the T1000.
I'm surprised I didn't make him
Normally they make him lay on the hot ass pavement for a little while.
We're about to get the code for.
I think we got a code for inbound.
Well, that was a good one.
That's a good one!
That's a good one.
Alright, I think we're gonna hop on some...
Oh, oh that's the long fucking PC.
Oh my god, that's so loud on that piece.
We're out.
Adam's on.
You do do.
Rob on some ABI for the rest of the night with Mr. Atom.
Mr. Atom, we got two good police changes with some good Tarky raids today.
nice nice nice little transitioning point my music
there it is
Adam said he was
I can get out of the street if you're havin' on.
Yep, I'm on right now.
Good raid so far?
So far so good.
I made some money tonight.
Nice.
Nice.
That's what we like.
I'm almost done with the hard four missions this season.
Just need 10 more kills on forbidden.
I don't know what to do with it.
Red dumb is a dancer.
Alright, what's the plan?
What are we getting into?
um do those have been fun okay
we're doing verbatim or um yeah preferably okay okay okay okay i was doing northridge northridge
was kind of popping earlier oh hell yeah let's do it
i bring headphones if we're going over there
just got a couple kills. Seven
I don't have drops in the
so we can't really do that.
We can't really do that, but if
I would pull up the launcher
very, very small on the side of
the screen. Well, we watch the
Now, I never understood Northridge, switch it up a little bit, which I'm fucking down
for.
I'll bring the HK action too.
This fucking purple HK for the Swagatron.
nice okay see how that goes for us 1.77 mil back from the market I like I like
it that's when you go to sleep and make some money and you wake up oh yeah how
bad was yesterday did you lose a lot of money no I got even honestly even at
least liquid even okay hell yeah well that's like maybe nine mil but it wasn't
too bad honestly yeah while you gear up I'm gonna grab a drink chat me right
back
you
you
you
you
All righty, all right, I'm back welcome back I'm almost ready good sounds good
the
first day back to gym today after being sick for two weeks
always a good feeling man
always a good feeling on that
you gotta love it
I'm going to get ready, boys, my apologies.
My apologies.
I think I got him.
Jim, the last month, you know, I missed a lot of Jim last week with a icebreaker coming
out on all the twitch drops.
I've been feeling a bit of the same.
I'm good to get back.
Oh, don't forget a plane if you
got one. Kind of a good map form.
Okay.
Ah, no, be fine. Be fine.
How did the chase end? I was
watching a little bit of it with
you, but yeah, I can see the
game.
Oh, there were two. We had two
back-to-back. I got watched one
And then literally like five minutes later, there's another one.
I think his car just like shit out on him and he gave up.
OK, yeah, he was pushing this little key out of the max.
It looked like they tracked they locked onto somebody else.
And then and then it wasn't the guy.
Oh, I think that was the first chase, though.
Okay, first chase the guy got out and ran the second one
This dude is doing like a buck 20 in the shoulder on the highway and a little Kia
Yeah, I think it blew out a tire and then he just kept going and I think he like
Just ran the car into the ground that just died and gave up or he ran out of gas or something
and
and
and
they had the T-1000 Terminator cop on a bike chasing him as sick
oh fuck
yeah
I'm so fucking eager
yeah yeah it was he was in the shoulder too
plus it was like
530 and you know at night
You know at night rush hour in California
Yeah, at least for a motorcycle cop, you know
This if you're in your car, it's not that crazy
Yeah, I mean you're on a bike doing the hundred miles an hour on the highway and a bike yeah, yeah, that's gonna be toasted if anything happens
What about us
I guess show the guns the YouTube overlords will
Smite me off of the internet if I do that
They will
They will smite
Also, oh, yeah, oh my god, you haven't played this shit. This should happen to me earlier
Basically two bosses will spawn up in here. Oh
Okay
Well, it's an extract at the car or whatever you have to have a boss token
You know, it's not dog. Is it always is it always at the
Hotel I think there's a boss everywhere. I think it's a boss from a different map on every POI if I'm not oh shit, okay
It's been pretty consistent. I think there's always two bosses here
To be honest, so I've only seen it twice and I don't know when they started this event
Damn, every time we come to Snowy Northridge, I'm reminded of how good this map looks.
It's fun. It's been fun today.
Yeah, I mean, this map with the snow, like, it looks really good.
We're gonna get the monster first.
I wonder how long they're gonna keep this.
I don't think you... Okay, I actually do have a spare one.
It's like summer now, huh?
I do have a spare one.
I do like the concept of a snowman.
I'm down from the left
Like dude the fucking look at the frost you get on the gun like
Frost on the gun they did such a good job with the snow
We can cross and go towards the pool oh
Shit
They're gonna be fighting boss and the boss is kind as like hard as fuck to fight by the way. He's like
They're like ropes
No, no, oh really. Yeah, yeah, like if you peak four of them, they're gonna fuck you up and you might die. I like that
They have a juicier farmer is someone
Yep
I
We got up top by the cinema
What's the ball the bosses right up there yeah, and he's right up there, and then there's one I think this one's in pool
Maybe I could start shooting the boss and I go peek you sure just be careful though Friday
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
they're fucking strong too like they're tank yeah they'll eat multiple headshots
like no matter what I know you're using
I don't know.
Yeah.
Look for this guy, yes, of course, shit.
There we go.
Is that another boss?
Yeah, yeah, there's two bosses here, so there's one of the pools as well.
Okay, yep.
I'm next to you.
Equally as pain in the ass. Yeah, so I'm just gonna pick a up here and let him do his thing on that side
If he wants to fight him, then we'll just peek out with them
Maybe come down here they won't they won't push us
I don't know if they're even pushing over there to be honest. Oh, yeah, he's over there other side other side of the bridge lower
I'm just on my fuck. Shut up, mom.
No, that's okay.
I'm just trying to make it from here probably now.
I can tell that's the same guy.
Ah, no.
I'll try to keep an eye out. He has like a ghillie skin or some shit like that.
of
the
of
the
of
Yeah
They're the farm where he's smoking
You're just naming the bridge
Oh, I'm fortunate.
Yeah.
No way.
Fucking try.
I just tried to wait.
They came from behind, too.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I heard him.
I'm sorry.
I could have helped you.
No, no, just got shot from the fucking side.
I cleared for that guy.
He never peaked again.
I hope that for like two or three minutes.
He fucking sat there.
Yeah, that's crazy. I was holding on to you.
Oh, he's prone looking through a little gap.
Wow, what a... okay.
Wow.
Some diabolical shit he's doing.
Oh, okay, I see.
He's like peeking through a little, you know.
Yeah, wow. That's crazy.
some next level info farming I guess
maybe into a scope scope might help a little bit there
I'm going to put on headphones too.
Yeah, headphones go kind of hard.
Yeah, they're just so fucking strong.
Like the helmet doesn't even do anything for me there because I just, you know, I'm just
getting shot on the side.
It's like I probably would have been able to hear one of these guys maybe, but then
if they get close then headphones might not matter.
Yeah, I feel that.
and it's like you just one shot through it anyways yeah but you get the element of
surprise if you play it correctly yeah
maybe I've been fun yes as it has I'm gonna put a scope and a silencer on
right. Okay, I see. Good job. Next time. We need some bullets. It's not a bit of close
test for next season. Yeah, they always do test servers for the new seasons in this game,
much is good. You can like hop in and play the new shit early and like test it out for
them before it goes live.
If I bet the ponies on D-Gen before, what ponies like horse race? Betting on horse races?
I don't think I've ever bet on a horse race in my life.
I don't know shit about horse racing.
I guess you don't need to to gamble on it, but like I also just don't know shit about
I don't know how to have been separate.
The horse that crosses the finish line first wins.
No shit, really?
What the hell?
Are you serious?
I never would have guessed.
I never ever would have guessed.
the
one of the
fact that the
I'm bearing on up.
Little Chad's been an Eastern European woman's basketball.
That looks clean with snow.
It looks so good with the snow.
This is a good looking map.
When they had the sunny grass with the snow,
I had a lot of nice touches too.
Like dude there's even footprints like and the footprints actually stay like you can track people down with footprints. It's kind of sick
of
the
down
she's fucking juiced
brand new
yep you want well no not brand new wristy but
decent wristy
that was the headphone the headphone went there
heard him with the headphones yeah heard him with the headphones
nice
I mean we could let another guy or 10 degrees 10 degrees 10 degrees
I just shot it right here. I don't know what else I shot it
It might just be a scab but something's there
what my compass is I'll sit as fuck wait that's not 10 that's look at the compass look at
how fuck this compass is what you don't see this no it's going from zero to 50 it never
higher than 50. Oh, that's crazy. It's simply a bug. I mean, like, if you were to read it,
like, uh, in the fine print, I guess, like, left and right, but in the middle of the
practice
He said 10 and I looked to a different time that I don't even know 10 was oh wait no mines bug too because it says
15 but it's on 150. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I thought
Okay. Yeah. Yeah
When you pinged over there, I was like dude, I am fucking I must be on another fucking plane here right now
way but no it resets it goes south and then 5 10 15 oh it's that's the number
in the middle is it resets north south east west
yeah that's a good idea
let's do that
I don't think it's supposed to be like that
no it's not it's supposed to be like a 360 right compass
yeah it is a 360 compass
I've never heard anything here.
It's over here, I think.
Oh, I had a lock.
together okay yeah let's just stick together it's way safer you know we're
only a duo too but you just got that yeah I came back did you hit the bottom
floor first floor yeah it was terrible yeah my mom was fucked off you play
I got better than I've ever been.
6 and a half hours of it before?
The GPU?
It's the 100k, that's what we're asking nowadays, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I got a space lab and a brooch.
Oh, that's fire.
I actually love this space lab, I feel like that's a good goal.
It's just big.
I'd rather a laptop or something.
Trill.
Fuck it. Fuck it. First one.
God damn it, Bernice.
God damn it, Bernice.
You stupid bitch.
Alright.
Alright, I hear you.
I
Why it right
Top floor is chilling them coming up
You get the two safes up there it's like the one room here
It was this game at wipes
I think it's good that this game doesn't like I think it's perfect for it
I think damn it. Yeah, I got a t-set
Yeah, I think it's a good thing
It makes it it makes it way more approachable to people and like you couldn't
You could just like put it down and come back whenever you want
uh...
drop that
that's
cd
record i mean
shit
well i'm fat
do we have double dog tags? you just have the one right?
uh... i'll be honest i don't even have the one
okay okay don't worry
i don't even have the one
that's not bad we can go to village
I can give you a strength sim too and you can just get all ass with it.
You can still run with one of those, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mine wore off.
A terrible save.
You have a suggestion?
Yeah, but you had it.
I gotta kill some.
Okay.
So.
Oh, he saves.
Upgrade this plane too.
Oh, I'm gonna leave you these.
Well, one of these, uh, computers.
I'm not 5'20", I'm a 200.
Oh, well, yeah. That's all you need?
No. I'm looting shit though. 5'85", 6'50".
Building A is really good for that kind of stuff.
Dude, I just have 24 M6 ones.
Oh, no way.
in the fucking ammo box what the hell
you're up
that's actually crazy
yeah well there's a lot of military stuff here
a lot of it
what do i need to get this thing down
uh... is it blue?
it's blue yeah
1800
nine hundred
seventy five
the building a machine
Yeah, building a has a ton of those like weapon cases
First floor here does too. Oh, there's a computer in this room. I'll leave for you as well
Where is it is in projection
And there's a couple weapon boxes down here in like the kitchen down here. Yeah, that's what I'm going after now
Okay, got a thousand
I think there's those three and then like I'm taking one back here to 1100
Well, I'm a box of the 70
Up 35
I guess I got to go to A.
You have the one, uh, oh here's the strait, so.
Oh.
Thank you, sir.
Gotcha.
What is this thing here?
I don't know if those count.
No, it didn't.
I'm still 13.
Did you count in a big square area?
I got all that right.
That was like not.
Computer.
Not here.
What are you saying?
Computer is in the projection room?
Uh, yeah.
are you saying computers in the protection room?
uh yeah, in behind this
yeah yeah yeah, in that little safe, whatever
i'm at 1365
1430
alongside extract it's like 30 seconds I think 30 to 45 I don't even think we're
catching them if we wanted yeah 1495
It's a computer and a big box down here.
Hang up.
Big box there.
1560.
And then computer right in here.
1625.
I
Don't bunch of boxes in here a little bit more to two more boxes in here
And then two boxes over here as well 1690
Should be there should be 1875
This should do it. There's one of the bathroom
1800 let's go nice
You could just got a room for it
You upgrade them you can kill people and take their planes if they bring them in raid
You have to like loot
Military items to get points to upgrade it and then when you upgrade it it gets through like
those blue
Blue gold red color and gains a bunch of value
You see me up
This is pretty nasty.
It's pretty nasty.
Blue, purple, gold, red.
So I killed that guy. Take his plane, loot a bunch of shit, upgrade it. Boom, plus 850.
You could catch someone with a red one, like if I died right now, someone will get it because I upgraded it.
That body there.
Somebody's been over here.
Add another event like it, that was a little bit better.
It was the same concept as you upgraded it through kills and looting, kills and loot values so like
killing players was huge and would upgrade your items.
It was super good for it.
swap it back and I'm so critical over weight no way we did the stem wire off
already this string stem wire off what the fuck no way it didn't it's like a
three or four minute stem no oh maybe it glitched and didn't put it on and
Refresh it
Your first one
No, wait, I
Okay
I use an endurance, but I thought I use the strength them to
I wouldn't have been able to move without a strength to him.
Do you need any E-trees?
No, I'm good.
What's this right in?
There are definitely people on the map.
They didn't go where we went.
This is all leuded.
There's dead shit here.
People took the frozen lake extract.
activated dot. Seems like they
just extracted earlier or
something. I don't want a little
money run. Fuck it. I'll take
that. Not bad. Not too shabby.
just one kill though
did you get a red by any chance?
no, just a kill guy
yeah, the safes are pretty bad
earlier they were smacking, but I was on EU servers
I was on EU servers
AIR servers were fucking hidden dude
It was like a one every rate. I got to one red
Ray so will be you reds. Yeah
And I thought you had to go in the Russian server so that I
Don't know maybe use just never an option because when we play it's like too late in the day. It feels like
No, everyone says the like Russian streamers have the most cracked luck in all the tournaments
Yeah, they do. They have some fucking crazy ass red luck. They're just find secret docks
and reds and a fucking tournament. Crazy, crazy.
They'll be getting like, yeah, like secret docks all in one safe type shit. Fucking insane.
They'll have like a utopia vase and a necklace all in one safe.
sick when you have that. It's not as sick as it used to be, but it's still sick.
It's still sick to farm. A little 16 mil injection straight to the stash. Can't be mad about that.
and
at the gym today yeah a lot of legs today a lot of legs my fucking hamstrings are on fire
sitting down on them all day on the fire it's a good leg day though you need a
good leg day you need it that's the shit that makes you feel alive you feel
alive
I've never been one for like, I like very like mild
understated skins in games, even on like guns and stuff.
I've never been one for the super flashy over the top skins.
Like even when I played Counter Strike,
I used to rock just like a vanilla bayonet.
Like I used to play Counter Strike a lot.
I just rock like a little vanilla bayonet,
you know, something clean, simple.
Yeah, I also, I mean, that's one of like a vanilla bay net was like 70 bucks or something.
I would also, one of my favorite knives honestly that I used to use in Counter Strike, the
Battle scarred
Rusted a gut knife, dude
The most gunked up gnarly rusted gut knife you could possibly find I
Love the rock in that
Just like that gnarliest looking
Look like you pulled that shit out of the belly of a 400 pound catfish in a swamp
That thing is sick.
That thing is fucking sick.
their life.
I heard counter strike skin prices are in the garbage now though.
that like invested money in CS skins is getting fucking
long
invested in CS skins, you know what I mean? I guess
I guess bitcoins in the shit of two
Seems like all the non-traditional stuff is
Getting hit hard right now
Oh
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, I'm fucked, dude.
Are you okay?
Well, I have no, uh, helmet.
Oh.
Oh, Scott, you're selling me, dude.
of
the
of
the
of
of
the
of
the
I don't think he did any damage here. He probably damaged your armor a little bit.
Who's in the fucking ZC?
Dang, I hit this guy twice in the head.
Six hits, bro.
No, he bodied me. Dude, I died so fast.
I died in- I think I died in two bullets.
What is he? A ZC? Like AP?
I don't know about to look I think I've loaded on two fucking bullets now eat the retap me
Just different
Hey, three time me with
Yeah, AP
That's a good
the
the
I don't like that.
I do put the alpha on it if I'm putting a scope.
Yeah, you like that alpha?
Yeah, the alpha's pretty nice.
I'm not loving this HK.
There's a suppressor.
I've run the three 1x.
I used to
The one with the Chevron radical. I don't know why I stopped I used to actually run
With this right
Yeah, I'm trying to point five prison again. I'm gonna just mentioned it
Okay. Yeah, that was a pretty good scope back in the day. We used to we used to run it. Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome
I don't know why it's up to you isn't it?
I think the 2x7 was just way more popular for a while.
Yeah.
Oh fuck it, let's try it.
that's what you're saying on a worn AS. Oh, it's shit's fucking hell expensive.
Lightning is cheaper, it's still hell expensive.
All right, I hope this scope is good
We got the armor pair with children. I hope it's good. I hope it's good
Smoke cheese the works. Yes, sir. It does. Yes, sir. It does
This is the 3.5x prism scope.
Actually, I used to use it all the time.
This used to be our go-to scope, like our whole squad was running this thing.
The whole squad was running it.
I think then it's like the two to seven took over but maybe I like it. I don't know. It's kind of sick.
pop-up
do-do-do-do
All righty, let's go a little bubski here.
Yeah, we got a pretty good spawn too.
Not bad.
Oh, that was a decent spawn.
Not too terrible.
This is probably the spawn that guy had when he came back and bought us.
Why did I name my channel Lamarca, I don't know.
I don't know. I wish I had a good reason.
I wish there was a good reason.
I'm just, I'm just out and it up.
That's kinda just how the tables turn.
la la la
oof
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
oh, scav chill yo, shit motherfucker
you have this key button down here
you ready?
just leave it to the side
I think we're just cleared to get him.
Uh huh.
That's best.
I'd rather kill players if we run into him than get like ganked and loot bullshit and safes.
Yeah, I feel that.
You know, I don't like...
The free safe is fucking heavy.
I'm getting on cold for a second.
but from safe
I close this door and hide inside the school
I hear the scabs right now
it's like this he ever touched this game
no he wanted to on point but
we're all playing for a bidding zone so you'd have to play it
it like and level up so well I don't know if he's played it horrible safe
Yeah, they've been pretty bad today
What's up to you no no no I hear him
I see I hear so much AI, not all AI, that's all AI, yeah that's an AI, do you have this
big key too?
No I'm in the small one.
Oh I got an egg, ooo the egg!
Oh, we got an egg.
Ooh, the egg.
Get the FreeSafe.
FreeSafe, we'll do that.
Alright.
I'm hitting these, uh, these PCs.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
I just read.
Why are we...
There's so much AI down there.
Do you need microchips or a red dropper for you?
I got 40 today, so I was able to buy my Bugatti.
I'm chillin. Okay.
Something's right here.
It's done it.
Scabs.
I don't like some scabs.
get the strength in
enemy detected! nobody wants to
get on over here, huh?
maybe the fight's happening somewhere else
can't hear because I have this fucking
see six on the door is closed should be good
yeah here after that
there's just a lot of footsteps there's a go XLR yeah but they're kind of shitty
go XLRs and they're not supported anymore I don't even know if they
still make them they don't like update them
eventually I'll have to get rid of it come on Rick come on it's two by three it's a
a plaster. We have one more chance in the projection room.
I'm going to make a
quad to making you with no
mistakes. How is that quad
stuff? I always see so much like
hype about
quad and people are like, oh,
it's amazing. I make
$40,000 billion a day and I'm
good. I use 40 make $40,000
billion a day using
quad to
automate my
and
Yeah play around about at some point. That's something I like
I've never messed with like coding with AI. I don't know what I would need to code with it
Oh, prime it, prime it, prime it
No, no, no, no, no
of
the
of
the
that much
where you're getting billed for like how much
like computation
no power you're using
now let's check out the
damn
so you just like pay for credits and x amount of
process and power is x amount of credits
off of it
as fast as you. You just reset. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hear something outside.
Like Northwest, I heard something.
Ready to player?
I think there's something closer though this guy was really far I probably shouldn't have
shot at him he ran I had him a lot but fucking HK
or what inside it something's inside
I definitely heard something
Yeah, I'm just going to cut a gun fucking anywhere at this point.
That's worth the east of right towards the extract that's probably the first guy that I heard
I'm good shot, Shred.
Oh, you got him, yeah.
Yeah.
He's full dead.
I got my kill on it.
Okay.
Now head shot.
I just bodied everything.
How is he looking this way?
Fuck, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
see what kind of slide
fuck I don't even know
holy shit there's a tank too
ohhh Tony he's kind of big bro
he kind of into a fight somewhere
this bag's here
Yeah
Oh, no
Fucking HK so much recoil
But it's build that he has
Just my HK it's got outside in this game. I don't why it's not so much recoil. Maybe just a scope
We're gonna get that red
little bit more. No, I'm chillin. I got 1.8. That's a run. Not bad for Northridge. Not too shabby.
Hey, the plus side is we didn't die. Yeah, 100%. Nothing adds up a lot.
Getting some usage out of my kit.
it's like holy shit it's so 50 50 it's like a gamble I mean armor is just a fucking meat
grinder of the map yeah it's kind of wild the way it is right now
I'm for an HK. I was just using it. I'm really good. I used to like the one before a lot of I have not been liking it
I don't know what it is, and I'm using this fucking site that nobody uses
Trying this bad boy out
No, it's huge back in the day. It's a good song
There's definitely a good song
Maybe Northridge is popping dude, holy shit seems like it
the
the
the
It kind of like the first day of the night and ran in the thermals.
I think, too, a lot of times, like, notice when I play extraction shooters, when you
start learning the game a lot, you start just bum rushing hotspots and you don't run into people
because a lot of the players are taking way more of their time going through the map.
And like not going to the hotspots or like going there late
So when you actually like slow down and like go slow and loot like bullshit you run into way more players. It's
I feel that I've noticed that a lot in these games
Honestly, the sewage I've had some crazy fights here like maybe not this season, but the previous seasons for sure
Yeah, let's get it on. It's a
different like I like North
It's definitely a really slower pace map for sure, but like it's kind of nice.
It feels like you're playing like more of a just like a classic extraction shooter on this map.
It feels like a totally different game than if you're playing armor.
How's Valley? Is it any good? I haven't played that in so long.
It's got like abilities on it now.
Yeah, well I may have done that but are people playing it or not?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, there's definitely people playing it.
Do you have like one gear 16 there?
You still got like rats and stuff like that but...
It's still pretty good, I would say.
You get your one team and leave.
I never know why it rots.
I'm slow in this game.
Yeah, it takes time for it.
Sometimes they like to love that shit.
You can get like a team wipe and leave.
There's like, how it works there, like this
Toll Boosts around the map.
And there's usually one every POI.
Some of them cost like two Dump Tags,
six tracks, that's the only way you can leave.
another one's are just time so like after five minutes you can take the other
ones
shit I can't bust out of the last CD yeah it might not be bad honestly
I never tap in this game yeah it's never
once every once I used to but they cost too much money to run as a double gun for me honestly
Especially with like how expensive everything else is on the kit I have so much red ammo
same same so much have a whole backpack filled with red ammo
I guess I might want to get the same amount of enjoy, enjoy it that maybe like other people
get from them.
Yeah, I agree.
I like getting up in people's faces.
Yeah, like shooting their motherfuckers, maybe several motherfuckers that are real.
Several motherfuckers, that's right.
There's several of them motherfuckers
Some might even say many motherfuckers
That's nice, okay, I guess you can do that when you snap it's just not very often
Shit, I missed those shots for sure
I guess I got one last season I found a new utopia and one secret box
that's it Two docs and maybe like three utopias max
3-4 The utopias are super rare
I think Jake said he had like 67 or something like that
He's got so many he's like no, no, well, he said the streamer was enabled
Yeah, he definitely dead stats on his account. Oh, yeah
We heard it
There's a full lobby though.
The projection isn't hitting you, but it's starting here.
There you go.
I don't want to wait.
I don't push into a team by myself.
These players are jumping. They're jumping. Upstairs.
Upstairs, I think? Yeah. Upstairs.
was that a player there?
yeah
kill that one
holy
you killed both of them?
yeah yeah
oh fuck bro
jesus
Hey, is it to me though?
You look the other guy they looted everything here, bro. Holy shit. Yeah
They got a couple kills on it looks like another backpack on it's got a you sass
air helmet
290k you sass though
Damn, that's not bad
Some fucking juice right there. It's more than what this
SP 90 is almost worth
Oh, the T40 mags are worth a lot.
Hey, I'm getting headphones, so let's go.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what that is.
This game's never had a bod-esque movement.
I've never thought that it would be this.
Dude, everything's like fucking expensive nowadays in a lot.
Yeah.
I've never thought that.
Tom was just asking why you moved so slowly in the game.
What's up, Sloppy?
How are you doing?
I can grab it.
Uh, yeah, whatever.
Yeah, just bring it and then we'll, oh, I hear a pistol.
Just go off, uh, what's with us?
I thought that was you.
No, not a lot of pistols.
There's P90 and a loud HK right now.
I'll pick up of your contact
Your movement upstairs
Sprinting upstairs
Yeah, yeah, I think it's the players. Oh
one
and the single-peaking ship
to just a fucking flew by
to the top of the steps
There's gonna be more though. Let's see the other one.
Maybe he might be the player. Holy shit.
There's another son of a gun if you need it.
Where's our teammate? Cause he got knocked. Dude, this guy fucking jumped by the doorway.
They were going so slow. And then he just fucking jumps by the door like a freak.
I saw that. I was so glad I just peaked with you.
I know, he was so confused, he was so fucking confused this guy.
He was like fucking Batman jumping my...
There's still another one now.
Just confusing me.
This ship's over... over here is dead.
Can I be over here?
Yeah, that probably makes the most sense though.
Heres one more, she's trapped with shithole in the corner.
Looks like he's looted.
Yeah, you killed both of them.
Like waiting for the fucking Easter Bunny to show up.
They're pretty similar to the Geared Up.
Yeah, they don't have much.
The Backpacks are the best thing.
Cockpock Mades.
Absolutely some fucking bullshit, bro.
Holy fuck.
Oh, you know what?
I got a scanner on him.
I can see if they're still here.
I can't blame him for looting bullshit because I'm doing the same thing you have to do tags.
Oh yeah, he's not here, we're chilling.
Really? Maybe they like random cube filled and just left the guy in the dust.
Either that or he's on the rock that's on like the outside of the perimeter.
Oh yeah, it could be, but there's so much fog I don't know if you can even see us.
If that's what you're looking for, come back for me,角ine.
Ready, whatever you want?
Okay.
Straight into you.
You're only calling a heli, if you leave a nice burger Extract and you recall that.
I have no idea.
Dad, I don't know.
I missed the best person in the cable.
I thought I picked that up.
I don't even loot it yet, honestly.
Did it loot it if you want it?
No, I think it.
I'm good.
I've got a bunch of bullshit in it.
It's a straight stem.
I'm good.
Pretty good one in it.
GS2's on the body?
No, I'm good.
There you go.
I think I'm regular gold GS2s.
Did you have the tags?
No, no.
Okay, they're resuming.
Thank you, Adam.
Okay, got the tag.
Beautiful.
Oh, there's people approaching!
Quick, they're just in fire!
A bit people approaching.
the
only need one more kill on them on my hardcore mission booth
hell yeah
oh and then I gotta turn in 10 mils so I'm gonna be broke as fuck
that's okay
turn in 10 mil
yeah that's one of the hardcore missions
10 mel?
Yeah, this economy, right?
Oh, oh, yeah, this economy, 10 mel, god damn.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
What do they think I made of, money?
Holy shit.
Even with that monthly, it's fucking impossible.
I like making money compared to not making money oh yeah I like surviving a lot
I like also not seeing full like tier six motherfuckers every raid too cuz like I'm not
and
I will be right back
you
you
you
fuck yeah
I have returned
up in the bowl ski I don't do that
I am not a marajuana
enjoy
Not.
Ah,
don't make your room.
It's open.
I'm at it.
I don't smoke.
Okay,
Eventually a lot of trouble if I did that.
So wrong.
I don't know.
Sorry.
Eat my lover.
Na-da-dee-da-dee.
There's snow back.
No, this is-
We're not playing Tharkin. We're playing EBR right now.
Little arenas break out us.
I just take my armor off of the run because it's just such a long run.
Yeah, you're fucking foolin' high on the ground, aren't I?
It's kinda crazy.
Just nuts.
Do it, too.
Yeah, it's worth it.
It's like you get like at least 10 or 15 seconds.
Yeah.
Faster.
of
Hi.
How old is car?
8 car.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Oh, come on, safe.
Bless me with some fat.
Oh, God, it's not going to be that.
Oh, no, dude.
they just jacked me in the safe
what did they do they gave me a jack
are they players?
players players still on
watch out
left side left side
that's right love the fuck is in my house bitch
you bitch get stepped in cunt
They're not big, they're not big, but another way.
Don't stop, Luffy.
I don't hear him, I'm a hell of a underhand stun right here.
He went all the way over to yellow.
Did it?
Yeah, he ran into us right now.
He heard me mugging him from him son
Shit I don't want to be messing with that guy. He's crazy
Okay, I'm evil back out is our own back out is our own
I probably won't even loot them, I guess, I don't know.
Oh, do you want me to come out there here, Micah?
I think I'll smoke you.
Yeah, let's smoke it.
Maybe we'll bait them to get out if you hear smokes.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I don't know.
Oh, that was like, um, more...
Oh, it was like that, I was like, he's fucking meh.
He might have bodied me.
Oh, he's probably being so poor.
He's so poor.
Here's a fucking AKM.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I wanna drum that.
E.P.M. Oh.
What a fucking AKM.
I can't tell you last time I was seeing a guy using an AKM in this game.
It's Scav.
You get that big room, right? In here?
Uh, I don't think I have to keep that. No, I don't have to keep it.
People are in Helly. Yeah, they sound like they're kind of over there.
I hit the small room, but it's like not hit you should be able to hit it.
No, you're good at it.
I hit the like big key room.
That'll be key room.
Don't matter.
I need a loop for the tools.
This loot is some blood.
Yep.
How you doing, man?
Yeah, the the safe side.
We've seen what one red so far.
Like what the fuck is going on?
Frozen like extraction ended.
I think that's what we're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
frozen lake extraction ended i think that guy ran a frozen lake bro
i think i blew up his friend and he was like oh shit
just leave man just leave just trust me bro
usually even we'll get another game in doing great
i'm doing great i don't mind it was a good day
friend of the timmy
This is the paid extract and forbidden I think 15,000 15,000 I believe in this
Oh, please oh, it's could be stocked it could be stocked please please please please please that's a goddamn fuel tank motherfucker
No, this is bad. This thing is so garbage.
We got one chance.
It's so fucking garbage right now. It's blue.
Oh, a sluice number two key, though.
Oh, nice. That's like 800K.
So 6.5, 600.
Nice. 600.
Dang, I haven't seen one of those in forever.
I don't think I've ever found that key.
I don't know why it's 600k bro, that thing is terrible.
I only got one safe in it.
I think it's just an outside armory key, like it's safer to loot.
Same the Chinese outfit.
Nick's all spurs.
Are you in theater room?
No, no, no, I left it for you. Um, I'll be honest. I don't literally do not care at all
and we'll get out of this
There's a word I guess and go take the other I guess the next cuz I grew up in New York. I
Know my buddies are rooting for the next
GP would approach
I just don't care
I'll be honest
I don't know why because baseball puts me to sleep but
or good vibes? Long Island baby, Long Island.
Long Island, are we digging the far one?
Yeah, yeah the cave is kind of sketchy.
Ever since the jake told me not to go there because you know it's from 1st century.
I feel like for most people that's how it goes.
It's like most people I know like my cousins or something they're all like super into like
football it's like my uncle is super into football and it's just like that's what you grew up.
You grew up with it on the TV a lot in the house and you're like oh this is this is what we watch.
This is you know when we have the TV on it's football or basketball or baseball.
or the news
you have a fuck the news to
the
you watching the news is
just makes me enraged or depressed one of the two
shit is not good for you.
Is that the White House card?
That's the White House card, right?
To be honest, I don't even know who's on it.
I feel like a UFC event at the White House
is a little odd, maybe slightly in bad taste,
but I also think it's kind of cool.
Like, part of me doesn't like it, but part of me thinks it's kind of sick.
API code, try landmark, LVMD America.
Try that out.
It should work.
An infanta.
No.
Is it really called UFC Freedom 250?
I got one going. I got one going.
Oh, well, you'll get it back. That's why. Yeah. No worries.
He said he wants to keep the stage up.
Well, that's tacky. That's tacky.
I don't think it's a bad thing. Do you want to leave?
I got 1.8. Okay.
I think it's like necessarily wrong to host like a sporting event at the White House.
Like, um, I mean it seems everything's a bit devices these days, but I think like having
like shit like that kind of does like bring people together in a way.
I mean, maybe it divides people more nowadays, but I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing.
It could definitely be done in bad taste though, but I'll thank you for 28 months, thank you.
I don't think it's been looted, I mean.
Um, especially if they're doing it like not from profit.
Yeah, it's gonna be safe.
Hell, you know.
At least the bottom one doesn't look like it's looted, I'm not sure what's up.
Well, aren't they just trying to remove property taxes?
Do they ship property taxes?
The biggest bullshit.
it. All right, sure that we get a fucking right here. It's the biggest. Oh, shit. That's
W from Florida. Fuck, I'll move to Florida. They gave her the property tax. I'll move.
I'm talking.
I'm cool with that.
Where are they going to make up the revenue though?
Because they got to make up the revenue somehow, right?
It's a robotic arm. Let's go.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
It's so rare.
You go dude. You need to be
when you sell the house you pay.
What do you mean? What do you
mean when you sell the house?
Cuz I mean you get tax on the
sale of your house anyway right
You just also get taxed while you own it and you you get it's actually such bullshit
Because like I say you own your house
Or even if you don't own your house you pay taxes based on the
Unrealized gain in the assessed property value, too
So like if they say oh the value of your home went up, but you didn't sell it if you never actually made money
Hey, you got to pay more tax on it. It's insane
That shit's fucking criminal
We're like people that maybe I've owned a house and their family for many many years and
They're they don't like make a ton of money and stuff around them gets developed and it that the development in the area
Raises their the value of their property and their taxes go through the roof
And then they can't afford to pay the taxes on this home that they've owned for 50 fucking years or something like that's
That's so wrong to me
Yeah, that to me that's so wrong
you want
I'll check for one building, try and get a milk
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I think there's a small safe in one of these buildings.
There's one point here. You can wear it. I made one for the little bit south of us
Yeah, it's just why it's so wild how that works because it's like they don't do that for anything else like if you hold an asset and it
Appreciates in market value. You don't pay tax on that. It's taxed and you sell it and you make money
But like for some reason your home is different
Some states tax you yearly on a car.
Some states, North Carolina is one of them.
The value of your car or any vehicles you own, including like boats and stuff.
They'll say you own like a car and a boat that gets added to your home value or your
property taxes.
You pay additional property tax based on the value of your vehicles.
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of weird.
I think that's only a few states in the US though.
requirement of car insurance. I mean, I don't want to get too political right now. Honestly,
I think you should be required to have car insurance. Now, the method in which insurance
is done and how much of a scam are this and or this or that. I think that's a different thing,
but I don't think you should be able to drive around with insurance and cause massive financial
damage to another person and have no way to pay them back.
I don't think it's exactly black and white, but like
say you hit somebody and you destroy their car and you're uninsured and you have like no money.
Some steady money, some steady wins. The person that you destroyed their car,
they're out of pocket for your mistake and they're in financial ruin or they can't go to their job
or this and that or work because they no longer have a car, you know?
Yeah, I sent you back up here. I gotta go watch that.
Yeah, or like exactly. Or you, yeah, or even if you fucking killed somebody in an accident
and then their family like needs to be taken care of and you're uninsured and like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think there's just like too much financial and I guess health risk with stuff like that
But again, it's not like a black and white issue, but I think there does need to be some type of insurance
Yeah, it's just the fucked up world is really what it comes down to I don't think there's a perfect solution anything but
What do I need? I need a strength stem, dance stem, two drinkos, and two smokos. Smoco.
you.
Darius.
so delicious one.
Yeah we've been getting
Yeah we've been getting
Yeah we've been getting
Yeah we've been getting
We've been getting an
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm doing the no-armor tech right now.
The no-armor tech.
Holy shit, we're fucking shmoving.
Yeah, right, but the no-armor tech's crazy.
He's the one, not even HK, you know?
This map isn't, like, so meta-heavy.
You get a lot of people running.
Even 10% difference on moving, it's fucking wild.
You also like this map isn't as head to head with fights.
So you can make a bigger variety of guns work on there.
Confession.
No, I don't think so.
No Parkway Drive sounds a little interesting.
You know, Parkway Drive, huh?
Oh, someone's at a mess.
That's Tom's, the cover of Simple Man.
I know they had a new album like some of it recently.
That's what it's like, you said I'll see him.
cosmetics your enemies gear is always displayed in this game no matter what
their skin is if you see like a cosmetic thumb like their head or
something I mean they're not wearing a helmet it's always it always shows their
armor backpack rig and helmet
always does
doors open, he's probably in here
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
death of
death
I
He's not he's near you somewhere behind us
There was a scav in there too
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
bounce the helmet off of this tier 4 or headshot on this tier 4
he has like no loot on him though, a tiny backpack
maybe a pain we're looking for
no, I don't think it is, he ate a fucking 9 on 5 this guy
stationing here, I don't know
Oh
Northridge has been pretty chill to be honest. It's a really nice change of pace from like TV and
Armory airport. I'd even like possibly be down to play Valley
Looks like we got these safes over here
Oh
No, let's go
And just check it for me I'm in this other one
Oh my god, it's so bad.
Kellen, Kullen, the oil drum.
Oh, all right, I didn't get any kills, we got one kill.
search up tags weapon three weapon cases so we can get that extract there oh okay
made by like some like milsim youtubers like drusky and karmaca
things like squad like infantry focused squad was fucking I had so much fun
playing it
still definitely early for that game but
so I have a good time playing it
good ready or not I played it once I liked it six days in Volusia was kind of cool I
played it early on when they had it out I mean we had fun playing that game I don't
I don't know what it's like now.
Um armor or a forager.
People seem to love that shit.
I mean six days of vision was fun.
I actually had a lot of fun playing this shit.
good as them. Ready or not, it's
cool too. Again, something I
haven't put a lot of time into
or played in a while, but I mean,
that's a good game. I know people
love that one. Oh yeah, another
dub another one not a lot of kills but another dub hell yeah surviving is
fucking underrated on this game I really didn't make dog shit for money but
that's fun what did you get that round I don't want to talk about it
like what up to you I don't mind whatever someone just said farm oh my god what is farm like
I could go tap on valley if you want to go tap
Yeah, I could tap on valley
Have you done the are you familiar with the
Shit yeah, okay, I mean some I know the wall one okay the one that's like wraith from apex
Yeah, where you go like invincible for a second. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Yeah, then we're chillin
We're in there a little tapper
As we built you just this it's fine
Eight hundred seventy nine thousand
good excuse to pull out this fucking 5-7 that I have to
yeah but 1911 I'm about to use
bring a stack of 7 and 37
them.
They're variable zoom, not smooth zoom, there's like clicky, clicky zoom.
Do you want the invincible?
I can do the heal guy if so and then I can just like.
Sure.
Yeah, perfect.
The invincible guy is sick.
You can just fucking pop that shit and drop off a cliff.
Just rotate.
It's kind of OP as fuck.
I think.
Some additional smoke grenades.
You going lightweight?
Yeah, I'm pretty much naked.
Yeah, I'm going lightweight.
I seem to die
Still awake yes, sir we all
But to go tap my fuck is on
On the valley
The Haunted Valley.
Happy 46 months, Tony. Appreciate you, you do man.
Thank you very much, sorry. Thank you, brother.
Hello.
California is banning tires, okay, what the fuck does that mean?
They're banning certain tires from the state.
What does that even mean?
Why are we banning tires?
How does that help anybody?
Uh, transcend.
The rubber wear off catches fire.
I
Use tread faster trying to save the environment. Yeah, meanwhile Jeff Bezos just blew up a fucking rocket ship
That motherfucker just blew up a goddamn rocket ship and put how much pollution into this guy
But no my my car tires are the problem
You want to smack the free-ship that's in there now?
What's up?
Yeah, it's kind of sick.
You have to deal with the goddamn mannequins.
Yeah, you do, but I'll be there.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, that better just got melee of a bunch.
Yeah, but they're coming after me.
They are freaky.
They're not that bad, they just got melee of a bunch.
Yeah, but they're coming after me.
They are freaky.
Hmm
Yeah, I read
ah
kind of running on the beach right now
I just say fuck it oh here shots you know that
no but a factory oh I do not hear that my visor yeah it's kind of blurring on
my vision a bit nothing crazy
you want to go villa or factory yeah we'll go villa
are
Do you want to hit this tree?
I got the key. I think I have the under key. I have the big key though.
Oh, I heard shots of that middle village.
Yeah, the village.
I think people are coming.
Stable's warehouse key? Oh, that's a good one.
I
Would the livery the livery nice the livery
Not play it play it they do exist
I
Was it just a bird
Oh wing on a quest somebody just shot somebody shot
five seven C's this they're all just buying it to sell it to someone else when the price goes up
you want to go back or uh yeah let's go back
what a hell no
i'm a ar five seven
take my self control
and
is a hundred and twenty five K like new
to the
like sprints and fly around corner. Oh yeah. It's like some OG tarcop shit. It's got a
nice pattern. It's actually fucking hilarious.
What are you doing?
I don't think SS190 is that expensive either. I think that's all it's using.
I think that's what I was using on this, Rena.
Oh no.
Yeah, so you might be able to like ball out and bring in a bunch of it.
I have seven animals, Australian.
Now, I think FN developed it.
FN is Belgian.
Matter of fact, I should probably go get some for free
from the freaking.
FN, harsh.
Battle pass store.
I always forget to get those nowadays.
getting quite hungry over here getting quite hungry
Yeah.
Quite hungry.
Cat.
Am I going to make for dinner?
Yeah, I got the double gun there.
I don't know what I'm going to make for dinner.
Beef and rice?
Got a little pepper.
I might have some steak.
I might have some steak.
I'm going to make a little steak.
a little steak at night. Nothing like a midnight steak.
More Chipotle.
Oh, we don't need that.
We don't need that.
Chipotle like always sounds good and then sometimes it's good and sometimes it's kind of shit.
the name of the person first place in the street
PV 20 no way his name is PV 20
and
and this guy killed 82 p.m. C's versus 38 56
and 72 70 74
damn this guy is 74 p.m.c. kills kill double this guy and has like almost half
the points that's kind of fucked
oh that's points points from p.m.c. kills I see let's see I see you see yeah wait
82 p.m.c. kills in five hours to be crazy
Yeah, right?
PVTorn is a crazy name.
You got me all excited to play this next round.
Make a big wait.
We're gonna go back to the old, uh, Northridge.
Just bring these kids into Northridge. Yeah from the shit on Northridge. Alright, fuck it bro. I'm down, honestly
What's the difference right? It's pretty much the same shit
To bring it a couple more energy drinks, I believe
Fuck with that
I'm at the queue on this game. I think it's just kind of late and we're also playing like a non-popular map on forbidden mode
The fucking portrait that you get for getting it done is sick
I don't even know what the hardcore quest line is to be honest
It's not that bad. It's a lot of the same shit that you think it would be like
Like finding gold items specifically off of a specific map like TV
Then this one is 50 kills on for on operators
The shittiest one was probably getting shotgun kills on Ford, on the operators and then SMG kills too, five of them.
I guess SMG was in that bed, now that P90 got buffed, but it's not maybe the best gun.
the man's send
an AR57 on the scope
this'll be good though, we're going into factory up here
so this'll be the best for us I think
there we go
we're connected
I wonder how big the range is on that.
Trying to move a little bit away from here.
Oh, the dirty bubble?
Yeah.
The dirty bubble.
Ha ha ha.
That dirty bubble.
Oh, my books are in here, dude.
You hear this?
Oh, what the fuck do I do?
I just hit the safe down here.
I heard the beep boop going off.
Fuck.
Oh yeah, they're getting chased.
Fucking mannequins.
of
the
Green
It's okay
You can grab both of our tags the extractors of right above you you just loot all the safes. Oh, that's true
You can let us give me all up and I'm good
Oh, damn it, you're last killed too.
It's always like that, isn't it?
The same shit happens to me in Takahman.
It's always like my shooter born on streets or something goofy like that.
Do you remember that wipe where you had to get it like 125 meters?
Oh, well that's just how the game used to be. Do I remember that?
Oh my gosh, bro.
It used to be 150 when when scopes had the worst frame rate imaginable and there was fog everywhere at all times and you couldn't even fucking see 150 meters
Yeah, like there were maybe like one or two sight lines on maps that were 150 meters shooter born took for fucking ever
Yeah, that was so great. It was ass dude
It was I remembered literally spending like just sitting for fucking eight hours
Uncustoms trying to get shooter born done just fucking punching myself in the face
Sitting there is praying someone would be just absolutely praying and then just
Praying that you could even hit him in the head because you have what you did
You literally had like two frames and you're aiming in these scopes. They were so bad
Oh shit
Think out there's nothing like that in this game
They're pretty bad, but they're not they fixed it in thank God they fixed it in that game too. I need the tags
I don't think they hit that safe behind you. I think they just go up there
The one in the back if you have the key for it
Oh, he hit it.
That one.
Shoulda known how he didn't hit the dock box though.
Imagine.
Oh.
Yes.
Okay, there's a prototype in here.
No, there's not.
Oh my god, I can't imagine, dude.
Yeah, this one's nice. It's only 10 seconds.
Well, that's fucking easy.
Yep, GG's.
No arc, no foul, I could just die out there, no problem.
Ready, much everything out.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Did you get any, oh yeah we didn't even get a chance to loot bro, this guy looted everything
literally before we got there.
Yeah, there were two safes in there, absolutely nothing on them.
and
Adam 22. Yeah. Johnny. Biggest
as poor kids.
Good kids. Yeah, at least one, I think.
At least one.
That's just, that's a rough start for those kids. I feel bad for them.
That's a rough fucking start for that kid.
Let me
me
grandparents
where you live live under a fucking rock run away from home at that point
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Gotta run away from home.
to see if we get a cue for this.
We'll be spawning in over here.
Oh, we're getting a bad spawn. That's for sure.
Mommy mark.
What?
Mommy mark, what the fuck?
What is love?
Fuck.
Yeah, we can run to communicate.
Let's run a communication station.
Let's do some weird shit.
Sure. We only need the one. So yeah, fuck the
the hotel right now. Let's just do some crazy shit.
So we'll hunt this guy down. Yeah, let's see what we'll see.
What kind of trouble we can get into.
I'm saying sometimes playing like a weirdo, like, you know,
just do like something different. Go to some random PLI.
For all we know, we could cut off a huge group.
Don't know. It's all to yeah, 100%, especially because
I'm just gonna run this way.
Oh, I see guy.
He's massive.
He's dead.
No, why?
No, you're just many bows in them.
Oh my god, you're a beast.
Oh my god.
Wait, he's not awesome.
You look like you had one of those snowman's on he does
What the fuck is that kid what the fuck is that kid
What the fuck is that
So weird as looking snowman I've ever seen no, I think he's just a freak
I
Saw his body in a stock AK in his hand. I'm like, there's no way this guy's massive. You're the stock AK. What the fuck
I don't know maybe wrote the AK to kill scabs, but he also has a pistol
Do you want some of this shit, dude? I can't hear you at all.
So heavy.
Double scab.
Oh, good.
I thought I'd play her.
Yeah, he was hauling ass, Daniel.
I don't know, he could do driving shit if you want, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
You can take that.
Whoa.
Yeah, take that.
Perfect.
Yeah, you can tap.
He's got M62 in that slot.
Oh, no.
I really don't play this game anymore and not this game this map anymore and I'm dead
straight ahead straight ahead straight ahead could be thermal honestly
fuck
right there
fuck this fucking guy
he's going to push behind you
still left a little bit? left?
Oh, my stride nice stride
They were so split to have even like no, maybe we killed their buddy. Oh
Maybe
He must have known
and then you can hear me running. I think they knew and then you can hear me running and you're just fucking waiting.
Got my vision done now.
Yeah, this guy heard us from so far away.
Dang, we were just too heavy. That's the one thing about the snow. It's like, very loud one year.
I don't know what it was. Maybe we did kill a friend. It wasn't even like that geared.
you know? No, no, I'm playing. I'm playing. Um, are we doing a lockdown? We can do a
lockdown. You want to try a, where you want to go, an armory or an airport?
Honestly, both of them are used. Let's try an airport lockdown. Okay. I couldn't
even tell you last time I did anything like that.
Let me try it.
Buildin' the kit real quick.
I gotta figure out what's a good build.
I might try this.
Wait, this is 700k already?
What? Is it the backpack?
Oh, your backpack and your rig adds to it.
Dude, you can piece apart your gun.
Yeah, no, but I have armor helmet headset rig backpack at 770.
I guess if I piece my gun, because like,
the other stuff doesn't count.
Down money, right?
Are you?
Yeah.
BPM was enough, well, but not for him.
Usually top load with the best ammo, tier 5.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
The Exibol run into juicers at first, and then you don't have to do a lot, like 15 bullets or 20 bullets.
And then you'll know when they're like, top back.
No, I think I found one.
I don't have a visor.
The answer problem.
I've got a Matt's gone.
I'm a Matt's going to use.
I could put on a shitty blast helmet.
Maybe that's worth it.
That's probably worth it, honestly.
Thirty seven durability blast helmet.
Yeah, why not, right?
It's probably worth it.
I think that's worth it for show.
It's gonna tank somebody's shots.
It's just going to be fucking sweaty.
Hell yeah, I'm down.
you'll hear like HKS or you once cross the map.
Right.
I'll see you.
You like that board shirt?
Oh, that's sick.
What the fuck?
That's actually cool.
Yeah, right?
That's what you get for doing the hardcore missions,
but they fucking suck a little bit.
It's worth it though.
I think we still have like a month.
Lockdown TVs, the money method.
All I didn't bring in fucking it, PKs, bro.
Oh, I only have three U's, uh-oh.
That's OK, we have like bedstuffs up here we can loot.
Shot show?
I've never been to a shot show.
I have never been.
This means I'll get here quicker.
I'm not popping you down, but I know it's not in us.
I'm back over there.
That's right there.
You're right here.
I'm going for him to get in.
Yeah, I'll creep up to the middle gate.
It's calf.
Shit.
Oh, now they're down.
I double now
There's something for mid
See him right here. Yeah, right on my marker. He's jumping from right to left
See him he's in he's like right beneath
They're fighting, I just killed a guy, I hatched on him you know, he knocked somebody over here I think.
Let me get some smoke from this side, it's not, man.
There's that front here, finish this guy, I think there's another one here.
Coming to you.
yeah he's trying to shoot me he's at the tent he's trying to shoot me through the smoke
there's a scott on the left too nice was there another i think it was just him
Okay, yeah, this other teams got people too. Yeah
This guy got knocked he was right here, I try to see me. I don't know if there's more
gay too i didn't put a scope on it but like it wasn't crazy expensive that's
like you should be one of my favorite lockdown guns
i still use it in verbatim oh shit okay but and then and then like chick i kind
of crazy with the meta yeah everyone got like
using the hk's and all the op guns all the time
This guy I'm for a little RPK
You're gonna not be getting my guy, too
He's got a shitty Matt's gonna if you want a relic to take I killed you damn GG's and I'm sorry
I
Amb action one of these guns you always guns no
I'm not gonna be able to carry this all he is a fa multi. Oh, I guess I could drop the GS twos and take it
Take those
It's like that shit
We can just hit the
So, ABI on the Tarkov? No, I played a bunch of Tarkov today.
Literally, for your airport.
Just been hanging a couple hours here and there on ABI.
Lots of time you can get, like, one or two reds from here if you're lucky.
Damn, let's get it.
Okay, I got 800k and that's pretty much what I got from the forbidden run from all the states we've heard.
Alright, 1.9, bro.
Yeah, it's fucking thick.
It's fucking juicy.
And it wasn't all, like...
They weren't even, like, as juices.
every single guy killed at a different good
i like it
the bag up the a
it's kind of sick
the med is a lot different in lockdown
there can be some time
yeah i mean i haven't played a lot but it's so far it's a nice little change of pace
I
Got beds we're alone in here to fire
I did I got a little bit of the case yep
Yeah, that's what I like. It's we're fucking we're here for free. Yeah, well, I suck at these a different gun like
Yeah, you're not stuck to sleep to a one-metre gun meta
Or you're just dead people just like not fucking moving with a
With a tapper or a tapper or a fucking you won like
I'm like, yeah, it's like you
don't have any reaction time
and then we'll make sure
why are we in that spawn?
We just spawned like right next
to we spawned super close.
spawned right in the gate and
then we're kind of just sitting
behind a bunch of shots and
then one guy was fighting
one and then finish the other guy that got knocked and then killed the other guy.
That said, it's worth using keys, right?
Yeah, right now I use two out of the three.
Like I think in Forbiddenness 3, durability use per key hit.
It's only two and lock down.
Two here we go.
I would say the C's are pretty much the same.
I'm going to hit the server switch.
Sure.
Oh, and Adam's a fucking beast, dude.
I'm so good at this game.
I suck at this game.
Adam's a monster.
Yeah, that P90 is crazy.
You got it.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, you were on Northwood, the Northwood trade.
Yeah. Did we kill one of your teammates?
Or did you just like hear us over that way?
Because we killed some fucking guy
that the weirdest kid in on to man.
He had like a snowman armor with a.
It's M24 and that's stock AK.
Okay.
to play with you got a lot of fun on it doesn't take like a time commitment like
Tarkov either there's no like you don't have to commit to a grind or anything
like that you can play the game for two hours and then come back in three months
and like you're not behind other players or anything like that
good and PvP becomes hard when you're fighting good players but as far as like the difficulty
like the mechanics of the game and stuff it's easy it's very easy to learn they should remind
a lot of stuff there's not like a bajillion different things to figure out we're not fountain
safe ship. Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
It was, it was a terrible then.
I'm at a game, any game where it makes you PvP against good players is like hard, right?
players become so hard no matter what I would say it's definitely easier to get into for
sure yeah that's that's not it really doesn't play like targ up at all it's more just like
got one mill out of this room 1.3 2.3 nice okay dude worth like it I didn't use
as much ammo as well no hardly any yeah that's a
the three people yeah just got the one
he's trying to hit the problem shot on me
I
Dup the throne shot you smoke then they're just prone on the backside of the smokes
Be me when I came out
I'll stall that.
They will play a lot different than a fucking verbiton 7 raid.
Yeah, 100% you can actually just get out of the road, it's just crazy.
Yeah, it makes you bring your up and killers.
Yeah, let me not forget those.
I'm getting so hungry guys, oh my.
I am brewing a mighty hunger.
A mighty hunger
Ready up ready ready up on my rig apparently I'm on my rig
I'm a dummy. Good call.
Alright, let's get it. Let's get it on. Good catch sir. Good catch. Good catch.
Wait, let your cat out, look outside?
can't she's as much. Yeah, I like the
gambler. Yeah, we'll have to gamble soon for sure.
We'll have to get a session soon. Maybe tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night might be a good night for that.
I'll say Wednesday, on Thursday night Gamble, on Thursday night Gamble, I'll be down for
that.
I got to put my pieces back on my gun before I forget.
I had animation, some mags could slow it down, now it'll probably be exactly the same.
I would think
of
death
of
death
of
Now player, player, other side of me by like the green ping, just get laid over.
Definitely a guy.
the
fifth
of
the
fifth
Alright, there's another one over here, I believe.
Yep, he's stunning me.
He's right here.
I'm about to get an 8-on.
He's stunning me.
I'm getting a real 8-on.
Let's get him.
Hit him.
Yep.
He just lights up.
Killed him. I think I knocked him.
Yep, knocked.
Check.
Wait behind you.
I'm ratted the fuck out of that guy, he's probably so pissed.
Hear him gate, gate, gate, gate, gate by me?
Oh, dad's enter my dojo.
Oh, dad's enter my dojo.
You want to come in here?
That kinda hurt, my name.
Puss in five me like a man pussy don't throw grenades
This too, why is he dying? Yeah? Yeah, I hit him in the legs
Yeah, there's one on the right and the left different teams
Oh, I'm fucked up. Let me just get a helmet.
I knocked one. Just threw him out here.
No, you died.
They're cooking me, yeah, they're cooking me.
The nades.
He's gonna have to go for the res right there on the way.
He's fucking crazy bunny hopping. Wait, no, there's two alive.
Yeah, there's two alive. There's one on the right, one on the left.
I'm gonna go for res.
I feel like I'm made him over or something.
One for res? Wait, what?
Yeah, yeah, cause I knocked one over there on the way.
What's three?
Yeah, it's three of them total.
Jesus Christ, that guy will.
Yeah, I had no idea.
It's like that.
You leave it a cooking with an aide.
Laughter.
Right there. I see him.
I'm gonna get flanked probably.
of
the
the
the
the
of
the
death
of
know yep how the fuck does he know
oh I knocked him I don't have a nade fuck you have two guns so you might be
I hope he's got a U1
I need
of
I'm going to knock on that guy and I can't finish him.
Geez, what the fuck?
And the...
Fucking one tap the hell out of me.
Yeah, thank you. I would see if it would appear as though the reverse happened to me.
I'd rather have them check. Give me a second, come on.
Sure.
you
you
We put two BS in my head, fuck.
better quality PVP so far.
Yes, the PVP quality is better.
The loot's like relatively the same.
We kind of shied sometimes, but.
I mean, you take it off of players ultimately, right?
Like, yep.
And when there's events like this where people have like planes
and you're getting more volume of kills,
it's like it adds up a lot.
Yeah, I'm not expecting to get like 10 mil raids or anything,
or anything but those are a few and far between anyway a bit in nowadays unless
you really really really really juice it up you spend like 35 minutes in a tree
yeah
that
that
that
that
So, it's pretty unique to be honest, like I said, I must play forbidden zone, which
you basically use the same two fucking guns every time.
Um, so if we play more lockdown, it'll be a nice, like a variety of stuff.
a season with a magazine where you have no mag at all no you'll find a scar
I
Just hit the go recent rating
Start to our adventure
Yeah, but pooh-pooh ammo
Oh your ammo, okay
Okay, you're locked some new about new wish new the newest not
Well I brought in two painkillers at the front there.
Hello to my heart. I don't like the only one.
Been out for a while this month. It's been over several months.
Possibly somebody on the fucking bridge right now dude.
I hear something over here.
Okay.
There's gonna be a scab.
There's nobody on the bridge. They're a plane model?
Can I put that in the vending machine? Yes.
Okay, third party that.
Yeah, let's do it.
north side maybe freight maybe yeah maybe just a booth I have no idea the shots
up on my ticket okay
Yeah, it kind of sucks on this game though, it used to be goaded.
Pretty ass now, that fail.
Let's scab up ahead.
I gave them motherfuckers so much loot.
Player, what the fuck are you doing together?
I hit him hard.
He's running.
He's running crazy style.
Killed him.
Nice.
He got knocked again.
Maybe he fucked me up, honestly.
What's happening?
People are right inside.
I'm not happy.
It's anyplace slow.
I had another but I can't grab him like a tap in the hand.
Scav here fuck.
Yep he's going up to the stairs, kill him.
Fuck that scav's a beast.
got another one
it's another one me server not to read it
maybe above it's just scams about I don't know
our scams above
yeah it's just scams above
i got 50 players on here
good job
scams
of
all money scabs
You know, we're trying to make a fucking move on us
And the doors open here
And these guys have a helmet
No
You're working with the Frans, are you?
Oh, I'm gonna say.
All right, I got you.
Go ahead.
I'm questioning you.
You don't have to question all in this game.
You'll probably want to do the quest.
Well, you'll probably want to do the quest
because you can unlock more stash space with it
And each season, if you do a quest line,
you can get like the biggest container in the game.
Kind of like a Kappa container type of deal,
which you can only get from doing the quest.
You can't buy it or anything like that.
So it's kind of worth it to do it, but.
AOC again?
Don't matter.
You can buy with in-game money, stash space.
Yes, you can buy like one x-dash expansion.
And then I think you get an, or maybe two stash expansions, and then you get another one from doing some quests.
It's not very long though to do it all. The quests are super straightforward in this game.
And they'll help you level up to unlock the higher tier modes, because they do, they do level lock the high tier modes,
but that does help with like the shooting issue a lot, which is good. It doesn't take super long to level.
Just Secret Dock and PC, I think 16 mil.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
that sounds like a player close to us that you shot
what's that sound like somebody was kind of like over here shooting player
oh okay like inside or outside outside close to the door maybe
Sure. Sure.
Say what? Does Lude is some fucking dog shit?
Yeah.
It's definitely some fucking dog shit.
Locked down.
Yeah, I'm getting like blues and shit.
Definitely nothing to write home about.
Yeah.
I'll have to bring a little bit cheaper of a kit.
and
booty safes man booty safes
yes it's safe to our voice at all
damn
everything I've looted so far has been asked
cause they locked down on the loot in this mode
yeah they locked down, they locked down the loot
what the fuck man
watch
holy shit these days are so bad on a garbage
just hit them all and got like 200 days in a moment
alright
just to hit the buttons and leave
yeah
i don't think i have to serve a room button
I can guide it.
Not the top one.
Not the top for your sake.
I actually don't think that spawns on a lockdown.
I think it's only a forbidden sake.
Really?
Did you hit the fountain sake?
Oh, you're right.
It doesn't.
Yeah, I got found.
Not the greatest loot, I shouldn't get to, like, really loot the guy killed.
That sucked.
Only, only one.
It's gone.
Thank you.
All 200?
Yeah, how much are you at now?
One three.
I think not terrible not terrible no no no no
yeah yeah yeah 1 5 and on that 2 pack so that's actually perfect
shut off and run for the brooch
I can take whatever zoomers like a med
that's the sptigs boy
that's a comic
What's up, sir?
Is there a PC or better?
I don't know, I've played the mobile game before, a very long time ago, and I did, I
it was just very very briefly uh i don't really know the main differences between the pc and the
mobile game i could tell you about the pc game i don't know all the differences though
that i couldn't tell you
yeah we might not want to play that on forbidden that's for sure no oh no I'm
gonna play that shit as a quad bro yeah that's just that's gonna not hit
sometimes sometimes a print crazy and then other times it's like there's just
no way you can climb out of the money pit play like two other games and you're
in the hole for like seven mil they're flea-marking in this game brutal yes but
But it's not exactly a player driven market that devs influence the market.
But I guess you can sell things on a market.
It's not like the way it is in Tarkov.
The devs like put items on the market to influence like the price and things like that as well.
manipulated for sure which ultimately is a good thing because it lets them balance the market.
Basically everything you buy in the game is from the market.
You kind of have to think about it differently. Everything you buy in the game is from the
market and the traders only have like barter items so sometimes you can save money on certain
and things by doing barter trades the market is essentially like the trader though in terms
of buying and selling ship depending on how long this one is it might be my LG yes I'm
getting late and I'm a hunger yeah same I am a hunger man you realize how late it was
Yeah, better crush some food for sure.
You see your box. Yeah, still just one man. One utopia.
One secret doc and one utopia I found.
Feels bad.
Feels bad.
game and steam version. No, you don't need that. You don't need that.
Thank you.
See if we're gonna kill.
what is this kill we looked everyone's ass they got off
get a armory yeah I'm dead get an armory
You know, it's fucking lit.
What TV?
I'll lock down TV.
Yeah, it's like fucking super sweaty.
Yeah.
Yeah, like.
Some of the sweatiest people I've ever seen play this shit.
Oh, gee.
Four man's of like HKS and shit, just jumping around and hopping everywhere.
Oh, fuck.
We can go arm or if this is not it's not the rat station.
What we got in quickly?
You might be ready
Let's walk it down on the lockdown
Oh
Blocked in I gotta put my gun together
I'm not locked in I didn't bring my fucking magazine again. No. Yep
I'm going the other way look for a scab. Yeah
Oh
Let's go. No play. Oh fuck
of
the
One in the mid that's my one's in the back corner over here
I don't know if they have scarles on you they do on
The bed in
Top might be up top or they're pushing for minus watch out
and
that's the end of
the
Just listen to them.
Or anything by you?
Yeah, it sounded like they were running this way, and they might have ran up top towards
It's like a hazmat.
It's quiet.
It's real quiet.
Maybe if I rip a mid-safe.
I hear Vanhazie.
Pouch.
That's one.
That's him.
I'm on like far.
Can you read that real quick?
I
Over here over here the stack tag mold it small
There's another one inside
Like TV
I think there might have been a good conscious to this
Oh here
Come on. I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm gonna turn it back. I'm gonna turn it back. Fuck. I'm going to the house. I'm crazy
Is there an elevator?
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
First sit right here, you're gonna get us there.
I
Have to come from a factory
I know so where else yeah warehouse warehouse, so I said factory looker behind
I'm like he's over here.
Yeah, he's shooting over there.
There's multiple people on the steamer and trying to see if they should not push us.
I'm surprised they didn't try and push us after all those hits.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know why they left this.
of
the
of
I think an elevator stairs.
You had a door.
Yeah, I had a door.
There is some weird grocery.
What the fuck?
Did they run out of here?
No, I hear something.
Other side of the office.
OK.
Yeah, unless it's not a player, but...
I hear the movement.
Okay, do we go?
There's I think there's another one outside
That's one I heard another guy
Yeah, open that door open the door here
off to the left somewhere.
Okay, just open it. Get ready to close it too.
I'm just going to try to peek it through this crack.
I don't see him.
I'm not though.
The scavenger is open.
Okay, I just need to drop.
Oh, behind the plants, behind the plants.
Ready?
Oh, five more.
He's in Skybridge, we're once in Skybridge.
He ran in Skybridge, I think he ran away.
Ran away like a pussy.
Do you need a helmet?
Yeah, it's decent.
Oh yeah, here, boom.
Should be solid.
Oh yeah, perfect.
Yeah, you got a pissed on this visor oh shit. Yeah, I think it's fucked
You know that tier four visor right there or six durability visor
Yeah, it's not gonna help you too much
you need a grenade or anything I got smokes yeah drop you one of my mark twos I got out
of this guy
in case
oh boom oh and it's done there we go
oh yeah
yeah
I'm a no visor that's not worth it I'd rather have the advance to be honest
I'm gonna like push these guys
I'm kinda funky
I think it's just one guy
Okay, you saw the face shield and shit. Yeah, that's what the armor is my armor is kind of
Chunky though, somebody slow
Just kill those I guess those are scab
have. Scav right here at the end of scavish. She dropped and went like the elevator stairs
or something. Or is it under us? It could be wrong. It could be in here.
Oh, that was behind us. That was yours? No, no, no, no, no. I didn't do anything.
There for steps, uh, scab
Nades, nades, nades, nades my couches
Did you hear him?
No, no, no, none of those are mine
He's like, double, uh, jackets or something
Oh, fuck, I thought, uh-oh
I don't like today
Nah, I've been on for ten hours
I'm streaming a while today
There's like outside library or something?
There'll be somewhere over there.
I'm looking here, I don't see him
Yeah, I hear him in double jackets
of
the
death
of
death
of
I
Just killing fucking everybody, bro. We're doing good. We're just doing some duo lock downs
I'm fun. Oh
Glad my gun works on lock down. Yeah
Even if you forget your bags
Yeah, I got a UAV nice
Just scan
Probably music side. That's all this time. We haven't gone, right? I think that is on
on the fourth piece.
Yup.
Nothing.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It's been good.
Tarkov is good.
ABI's been good.
It's been a good day of gaming.
Hopefully he didn't hit the safe back here.
It looks like it's closed.
It's been a good day of gaming.
Yeah, he didn't hit the safe.
Do you have a key for this?
No.
I hear shots of back at where we just came from.
Yeah, I just heard that.
that you should read us and when you hop on I am down to go push that again oh
what I should do what oh who know what
is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is
nice, yeah. Are you camming in here? Someone's camming. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was.
Hmm. Oh, yeah.
The rhythm of the night.
Looking for junk.
Looking for junk.
Looking for junk.
absolute garbage
game
does a mid safe we didn't have
well there's no double cat safe here
No, I don't think so yeah, there's just a four for you so okay
Yeah, double count
like mid-six yeah I was slaying down there okay
it's a blind is how are you how are you oh there's a mini safe in the library it's
probably from this guy right I find to guess yeah maybe just like wrap this
way around again and see if anyone came by and just
got my head um got this key okay I've post and I've been primary and planning
room oh now my keys a single use for post-production uh-oh
bro you can still use it on forbidden oh really yeah it's nice it'll just be fine
one okay let's sec that I didn't know that's dope so you kind of do want to
run him in like a like a lock down or at least one yeah get a free key yep all
the scams over here dude please me to believe this guy's probably on this
side
It's not like I ride it by him.
We could leave.
Never looted my kills though. Over on like
We didn't loot them. Barsters. He had barsters. Well, let's go.
Oh, maybe he didn't.
Small safe side.
What's going to happen? There should be a mid-free safe, too.
That mid-free safe, no hurt.
Well, I don't know if this is the sweatiest lobby I've ever seen, but at least you killed
a lot of people.
I do shit.
This mid-save is complete ass.
Stop!
Kill them!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit, bro.
He scared the fuck out of me.
Damn, I just railed that guy on the railing.
Holy shit.
Dude, I was prone to railing.
Dude, I was prone right here. No way really. Yeah. I yep
Wow
Shaggy's kind of he's gonna fucking he's kind of fucking juice. No, I don't want to damn
Okay, this warrior eggs 23 out of 47, I don't think I can do anything with that, right?
I'm maybe you can sell it. I don't know honestly. How low they can go. I
Know can you go?
I don't know. I'm on the way to the vote.
Hello, can you go?
Oh, he had his treatment stem out of his bum. Oh, no, he got a red.
He got a red.
I personally carry a six.
That's what I choose if that means anything to you
That's what I like that's a lobby life. Yeah, I think it is
You said you have post production and I already hit post
Planning anymore. I have planning. Yeah, and I have a farmer. It's a
I
Gotta be the whole lobby I finally got a fucking kill Adam. Let's go
And they got me a kill
Yes, that's me plus one and that thing is hard to beat it really is
It's kind of crazy that they fit all out there absolute piss safe
I
Think it's real get your red
All he saves some luck that have been terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. We are definitely overdue for a red
EVP's but fire reds ass, yeah, I would agree
I've actually been enjoying the PvP on this way more than forbidden.
Same.
A LION!
Let's go!
I do what I do.
You need some golds?
You need some golds?
No, no, I'm chillin'.
I've got two bill on me.
I'm chillin'.
And I still got these skills.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I do it.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah.
It's about time.
We're very overdue for that.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
We're rich.
Um, fucking rich.
On that alley.
like way shorter on this one holy fuck oh wait what the fuck I yeah there's a
shorter um it's definitely a shorter countdown
hell yeah dude that's fucking sick good fucking runs today let me clean all my
it's fun. It is fun. It is fun.
Honestly, it's fun. The loop potential is not like there to
have a lot of car guys. I would say I like cars. Most people, I
think, and appreciate a nice automobile, but I'm not like a
car guy. You know, I bet on the weekends it's probably
popping. This is like a weekday. Yeah. Oh, it probably is
That's good. GG's bro. It was fun. GG's man. GG's GG's. Alright chat. That's gonna be it for your boy. I'll see you tomorrow.
I'm gonna go rage about a bit of a cold. You mean?
Oh, have a great night. Thank you for chilling. Appreciate y'all hanging out. See you tomorrow and have a good night. Bye bye.