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NEW TARKOV EVENT | !STARFORGE !MONSTER | LVNDMARK_tv On Socials @starforgesystems
06-06-2026 · 5h 46m
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Late mark, how do you do? How do you do?
So, dude, dude, dude, dude, all right, all right, what do we got to do today?
We got some questing to do.
Love the camera.
Interesting.
What's wrong with Cam?
I don't know.
I'm not in my chair apparently.
Let's turn it off and on again.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Interesting.
Interesting. There's a ghost in my room.
Uh.
What?
What? I don't know.
I have no clue, honestly, what's up here.
Yo.
It's normally on virtual camera.
I didn't do anything. It just stopped working like normal PC shit.
I don't know, I'll get ready well if we work on that.
I don't know what's up with the camera right now, we'll fix it.
It's just being weird.
the war dogs trailer dropin today is there a time on that I know it's supposed to be today but I don't know when
doesn't see it on camera hub
Try unplug it? Yeah, unplug it.
Hey, let's plug back in now.
the
What did he break his time mellow L? I didn't break it. It broke itself. Oh
There we are it broke itself. I didn't break anything
It's computers being computers
Computer stuff doing computer stuff
That's just what they do
You don't touch a single thing and shit just breaks, it's amazing
Yeah. And then you usually unplug it and plug it back in and then it starts working.
So then you feel like a goddamn genus.
All right! All right! We are...
What are we doing? We're gonna do our hideout shit. I don't know what the fuck
We're doing right now though. We're doing a hideout. Let me put the fuel and the fuel the fuel and the fuel hole a
Fuel in the fuel hole like that, and then you come over here and then we craft shampoo
Here's what's all I got damn solicitors today
Chateau's got a fuck off
I hate random ass people knocking on the door. I hate it. It drives me crazy.
I am actually unsellable if you knock on my door.
I don't care why I don't care if you're handing out free money. I'm not going to take it if you
Do you knock on my door?
A Girl Scout cookies?
Girl Scouts don't go door to door, do they?
I don't think I've ever had Girl Scouts go door to door.
They sit outside the grocery store,
and of course I'm gonna buy cookies from Girl Scouts.
At least one box.
But I've never had them knock on the door.
What is our quest?
What is your quest?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
Where's the goddamn, where's Mr. Jago?
Oh, it's not a Yeager quest.
What is it?
Whose quest is this now?
This guy?
No.
This guy?
Nope.
This served cold.
There we go.
I had a signal jammer to the white shipping container
at the Emmercom camp in Woods.
The white shipping container at the Emmercom camp
On the woods
Oh sheet
The white
Ship and can oh that's all the dead bodies in it. Okay
Gotcha
Let's get it out. Oh, let's fix those
Store about rap poison
Just we exterminate rats. Oh look another month. Wahoo
Uh, the hoods let us go let's go five 20
I think it's like a sigma, but one is like a sigma, Starwagon, they've seven months,
got them, they give us 64 months, nerds think you really get the sub, I think it was 40
months.
a sigma 8 farm is there jab arm is there
I lost a lot of money, whoops, I lost a lot of money, whoops, I lost a lot of money,
I think we squirtin
squirtin
it's been a year so I don't know if I was walking around in Chicago at 2am with a lot of cash in my pocket
Even my haters
I'm drinking a peach monster
That's just con
Oh
I know
What up dude, you just getting ready
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What are you? I'm doing these
these quests for the event
that's going on. Oh, there's
specific quests for them. Yeah,
a lot of times they do events
where it's like a new quest line
that they answer the game.
You get like an achievement or
something and they put like
they put like the bosses on the
maps and they have like a
the
the
the
Well, I need to go to customs and do this fucking pocket watch, bro
Wait, you're doing the pocket watch
Bro, listen, don't say it like that. I'm not kidding you. It has been
Everyone and their mother is going to customs with the best gear that they have
Oh, yeah
Go and fight those whatever the hell and I just want to go in there and grab my pocket watch
Mm-hmm for it. I can't I feel it. I feel it part. What's the worst part?
Well, I can't buy shit. I can't buy keys
I can't buy but I needed to get an HDD drive for a trade for the shotgun
I can't even buy that on the auction house
They've locked the HD.
All, all part of Nikita's plan.
Oh, my plan unfolds.
All is according to plan as the prophecy has foretold.
I did not think of these.
I also killed killer today. Oh hell yeah, we could do all that shit
We go shit. I gotta go to customs to my plant is jamber, but I got shit to do in customs
I also don't like have to do these quests
Not a big deal
Well, I'm good. I'm just fucking around sniping on woods and shit last night was fun. What was your last night?
Oh my god the amount of players on woods. It was fucking insane
that's how customs is today.
I think they were giving out
free hand jobs on woods. It was
like I'd be on woods as well.
There's so many people on woods.
Free hand jobs in woods.
The sky's getting crazy.
Everybody off on woods, guys.
Let's head there.
Do it up the woods right now
Did um, did they drop that war dogs trailer yet
You cut out would you say oh did they drop the war dogs trailer yet? I
Don't do that from what I don't know you watch the
Was ass there was there was nothing there was literally nothing
I don't think I saw one actually there was one game that looked kind of cool
Other than that not not a lot
It was a lot of like
Super
Casual not like not games that people who are watching twitch would be into probably, you know
Yeah, a lot of a lot of like anime ish kind of games, too
100% trailers 0% gameplay is what they're saying a lot of it yet
Everything was in in engine footage like it was an actual gameplay footage with all the in engine footage
Yep, where they they show you something looking all pretty and then when you get it it looks like a
Rubbed all the makeup off. Yeah
Hit the face with a wet nap
Yeah, I feel that I
I will never be lied to by one of those fucking in-game footage
I think the one that really did it was I think it was the division. No, it was a watchdogs
There was one game that everyone was like super hyped about and I looked amazing and then when it came out
It like did not look nearly nearly the same
Maybe it's anthem
No, it was the day before oh
Well, that was okay, but that wasn't even like putting makeup. That was just a lie
I'm 25. I work in. Yeah. I'm
25. I work in finance. Six
foot three. Chiseled jaw line,
hairline looking straight as
fuck. Yeah.
Bro, I just the fucking catfish
of catfish. Yeah, that was I
will still say it. I will still
say it. I always get room for
saying this. I actually enjoyed
playing it and I streamed the fuck out of it but it was a flaming piece of shit but I did have fun
playing it I just said I got a fun playing a goddamn turd hutch you know at least for a little bit
I would have much rather they gave us what they said they were gonna give us but
Yeah, I would say that. It could be a flaming dog, but as long as I'm hanging and chillin' with the boys, we'll have fun no matter what.
Exactly, exactly.
We're gambling!
It's a little war dog's truck. Wait, they dropped it?
my scab of the avid avid avid avid ding dong 50 50 chance I lived it's gonna be a good night
oh yeah basquie barica
what the fuck he's iron man
and
Jesus Christ
Oh, there is the WarDuck trailer is out. Oh, I'm in the washout.
Oh, they posted? I didn't even know.
Yeah, I just got the link. I'll get it sent to you.
Please, still.
thirty six.
Woody, Woody, thank you very,
very much, Lee. Thank you for
three years, sir. Tremendous
up. Thank you.
Well, there's twenty five
minutes of pre alpha
gameplay. What? I don't know
if I'm watching all that, but
they will
a humbug by a humbug let's get the hell out of here
I messaged him a couple days ago.
I don't know, really up to me, you know.
My favorite monster, Ultra Peachy Keen.
Ultra Peachy.
Alright, Hatch, I'm exiting my red.
Yes, Chef.
I'm currently in a scab.
I want you a little bit of that war dogs trailer
if I were you right now.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
Take it down.
Soon we're done.
Okay, thanks.
It's Christ.
I can't believe I clicked on that.
Where's the actual length?
Why am I in three pixels quality is complete boo-doo buns you are
of remercenary
Three teams
So far this is set
Yeah, this looks fire.
Not a battle royale.
Not an extraction shooter.
You can build defenses, have mortars, ragdolls going crazy, they got destruction.
Yeah, that looks fire or rubber ducking. I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna check the third floor first that was fire
Yep
That's the game looks amazing. I'm gonna say it
Wow, it looks amazing. Really? Yeah, it's amazing
Looks really good
No shit. It's really good. It looks like
like
how's it going big man
like what I don't know what you think
like what you thought I guess
battlefield would be like by now
I guess
like it just looks like it's
it just looks like a fucking big
ass PVP war game
with a bunch of chaos and
shit blowing up looks good
PVP war game with meaning
Yep, it looks good.
Hell yeah.
You never know if they actually play it, but it it looks solid.
It's my food, yeah.
is my fault here. That's a big one.
Planetside 2. No, it's still, that doesn't look like Planetside 2, because Planetside 2 was like an ongoing war, which it honestly shocks me that no one made a game like Planetside 2, but modern, like, modern in terms of
New like a newer game, but also like modern setting
The vertex probably RB PK PTS on
RB PK PTS on what fucking map is that what you recall reserve probably
What am I just I
I don't think we're going to use a TKPD on this map.
I thought that game War Dogs looked fucking fire.
That game looked good.
That looks like something I would want to hear.
I don't know. Roger that.
Sounds good.
I'm going to say we're going to
plant these. What would you
qualify that game as? I know it's different and new from everything we're used to. War Dogs. I don't know what it would be. Well, they literally said in the trailer, not a battle royale, not an extraction shooter and big giant fucking
big giant fucking letters. Yeah, just like with quotations around it. Just extraction shooter.
It's really like King of the Hill. That's it's armor three King of the Hill, but yeah, a full game
and like modernized with destruction. And yeah, it's just
that's what I would say it is. But if you're going to describe it, I would probably say
a battle field plus more like, yeah, like that would be the closest game that's, I would
say it's like, yeah.
What am I going to use? Do I even have any nice guns? I don't know if I even have any nice guns.
Um, we have to plant these jammers and restore it on some to sort of room 209 and 210.
Do I need keys for that?
Assuming not.
You want to see me invite?
I'm going to take my dog out real quick.
Yep.
What's your name again?
I don't know. So, suck on my
Willis or suck on my something.
There you go. No keys needed.
Give me. Yeah, you're tuned.
I'm grabbing the guns. Take it
done. All right, cool. I'll be
right back. Um
What am I going to use?
Maybe X17.
I'm going to use X17 in a minute.
I was not buying the barrel.
They like I'm telling you the um reset system like never actually works in this game for some reason.
more space and available for
it. I swear to God, it never
works or they break it like every
three seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll grab my food too while he's, um, while Hutch is doing his thing.
Alright, I'll be right back, I guess.
Alrighty, let's rock and roll.
Let's have a sash.
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you're back
I'm back and I'm ready to rumble let's get it on
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Let's get it on
You get the pocket watch
Yes, but I got a key on my last gap run
So we just got a that's gonna go to that thing and then I also need to get the unknown key and go do that too
Okay, wait, what key did you have to get?
The machinery key. Oh the other one is the unknown key. That's the one I got to pick up off the body. Yeah
does get machinery key in dorms yeah that's why I went there I have to go to
two-story and three-story dorms all right it's boogie let's boogie like it's
1973
war dogs gameplay I watched that off stream probably that seemed like an
Offstream thing to do
Watch 35 minutes of gameplay I was throw that on tonight or something meaning, you know laundry some shit
I
Would you add three bitcoins in one mark room what the fuck
What
That's ridiculous what the hell
Oh, well, you need a note there, right there.
And we're going to get you, we're going to get you goddamn.
Yeah, Paco, watch right now, though.
Authorites. Yep.
The plan what? Huch?
Spenser? Thank you for 61 months.
This might be controversial to say but I don't believe in bros before homes or homes before bros.
There needs to be some balance. Like a homey home stasis, if you will.
Oh man, oh man, oh man.
and
not go out so I ran over the pipe he's gonna go to back we can actually kill
this guy for quick
he's going to the back over here
they'll catch up in thirty five minutes by and during stuff
Let's listen in. Are you walking? Yeah, I'm just waiting right here.
I saw him going right to left here.
Getting shot at, I think he's like holding up in front of us.
jump over that pipe like right to left you know yeah yeah I hear you there he is
that's a gas station I don't think that's him don't think he could have run him
he could have let's go to dorms maybe it could be him I don't know I couldn't
really see what he had. I saw like a little flash of a man.
These bushes are fucking insane now. What the hell?
Unbelievable. I got shot by a guy with a shotgun out here
earlier today.
My God, I should go through the bath. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Dead shit I hear a guy you might be down here by me. I'm in the bathroom first floor
So you shooting that's good. Yeah, I'm shooting. Okay
Okay, I didn't kill that was it you I didn't kill that what's off
That's from outside across I think no, no, there's a guy inside. He's like first floor inside. Yeah, we were you
I'm at the very end, the doorway. Where are you at?
In the bathroom. I'm not peeking the hallway. Shoot anything in the hallway.
I think there's a guy by the guard desk.
Is that you moving? Is that you moving?
No, by guard desk.
That's his scab. He's dead.
I'm not moving anymore. I'm sitting inside this room.
Okay, there's a guy down by me. He's down by me.
He's at the, around the corner to the right, all the way down the hall, I believe.
Yeah, he's pulling out a grenade. He's pulling a grenade. If he peeks, I might kill him.
I got people outside on my side. Yeah, I think we just hold tight. I got rainbow
six each peak through the doorway. He just peaked me down here. He's got an impact grenade
in his hand, I believe. So watch out. I'm holding for the guys outside where we came
from. I'm not boypin bait him, I think. Yeah, I can't really help you right now.
Two guys on my right. Oh, he's got a fucking impact grenade, bro. Oh, he's white then
Maybe because you're far and then if he peaks you yeah, yeah, talk to him from I got the two guys
Oh, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't
I just shot him in the head and he ate a fucking M80 a1 to the face
Nice.
Okay.
And he's fucking in back grenade in his hand, bro.
I'm in mid now.
I'm in mid.
Yep.
What the fuck is string through the wall?
You got ESP bro.
What the fuck is trying to push him?
Oh dude, it's a fucking China.
Oh, is this?
Oh my god.
Outside dead?
Okay.
Well this guy knows it's me.
I could perhaps um.
Mark
Peace treaty peace treaty
What you have another one those fucking grenades
I don't know. I don't look. I'm
gonna jump. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Peace treaty. Peace treaty. It's
me and Hutch. Me and Hutch. It's
me and Hutch. Okay. Okay.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. I'll shoot you through
the door crack, by the way. You
could scope in and shoot through
the crack in the door. I was
like, dude, this is a fucking
streamer. Yeah, it's a crazy.
It's a crazy angle there.
Dude, how you liking the
I'm going to throw an impact
grenades in me shit. Hey, can
I pick up my gun? Yeah, you're
good. You're good. You're good.
We're just here to quest. I got
to go to um what you need. I
got you. I just got to go 209.
I'm like not even kidding. I am
literally signing liquor
services. It would be a great
mission for me. Let's go, Mr.
I'm in the first room. Are you
on first floor right now? No,
we're second floor.
This is the guy on first floor, the flashlight.
That's your flashlight, right? No, that's us up here.
It's like clipping through the fucking floor.
Floor there's two all nine
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about and what's gonna get a little icy in here
You still hear him out there?
You still hear him much?
No, I don't hear him.
We're coming downstairs, coming downstairs.
Don't kill hutch, don't kill hutch, don't kill hutch.
Alright, alright.
It's a little dicey with three people and boy
See that's it then. I was not us. No scab scab
All right outside I would like to live okay, we can loot them
No, I've heard of these fours got them
You want to loot it outside the bushes
Crazy
I gotta go to two story
What?
Oh, he's just fucking sending that, okay?
I'm not sad.
It's me! It's me! It's me!
I always, I always hate doing this because it gets so fucking confusing. Who's who?
I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs.
All right, there's no fucking way. We're coming down. We're coming down. We're coming down. Friendly,
friendly, friendly. I gotta go to 210. Where's 210? Wait, 209. Just one two time, two time.
I'm not gonna say that.
They murder everyone.
Yeah, I know, but I...
Dude, if he knows my voice well enough to recognize me when I say,
Bum-Tol-A-La, like, feel bad killing them, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how the fuck do you even recognize that?
I loose up like, BUMPSOLALA
Whatcha doin over there?
Oh shit
Trying to unload these mags
Yeah, I'm just letting you know if your boy sneaks up on me, I'll drop that mother f***er
I just met him. I just met him, look at him.
Oh shit. Yeah, I killed the scab. My game's about to lag.
One on no field!
Alright, you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. I gotta go to the other spot.
What are the spot? Oh, the bunkhouse guy. Hey, yo, we're heading out. He's gotta do the unknown key
Chat chat fuck
Don't be careful back here
I
Haven't feeling that guy coming to stay on look at dog. No, I don't think he's gonna but I
I don't even know if he's with us anymore. I think he ran off. I don't think he's gonna, but I'm worried about
I'm worried about like
I'm just seeing us accidentally shooting
I think he's going out the car
We already got the no he doesn't need this but we got the the Paco watch for him
That's not worth it.
Oh, is that it?
Shit!
Um, what the fuck was that?
What?
Scab.
Was it a scab?
You sure?
I think so.
I just heard a scab come.
Look, I think it's a scab.
He said, slow down.
It's our Flamie!
It's our Flamie!
You got the steal here?
Yeah, but you could also run around here now.
Yeah, but you didn't get it.
Yeah, watch the windows.
this
You open them damn windows and then you can like you can just jump over the fence right here
I don't know what I can and can't do with my bitch legs. It's like a three inch jump you got that
Three inches is a lot of of inches to some okay, it depends on what we're talking about. Yeah
How'd you say it like that?
It's like the three inches of
Like a fist yeah, just got him in
Three inches of what?
Hardened steel like a piece though. Yeah, that's not a lot, you know
Show up to the goddamn crusade with a three inch sword you're gonna have a bad time
thing is is it works if it's well placed with precision consistency and speed
the right rhythm some might say a 22 caliber you take down a cattle if it's going at 5,000
mile an hour remember that well you're saying taking down cattle before
Are we talking from experience?
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, I'm dead.
What the fuck?
He shot me over the fence.
He's on the other side of the fence.
What the fuck, dude?
Why is there a guy there?
What the fuck?
What the fuck dude?
Let me just one tap my PST Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You little fucking bitch.
This game is so weird.
You little fucking bitch.
This game is so weird lately. It's so fucking weird lately.
Sean. Like people are just doing the weirdest stuff.
the
the
the
Thank you.
Yo, can I extract here or no no
Stop big dog what up what up low five
What up? I'll see what I just had to do.
I don't see if these guys are not.
You have to jump over this wall.
I don't think you can jump over that.
No.
You can peek over it with the bunker.
you can jump over it but I think
you need more strength. You
definitely you can I I could do
it with max strength but the
situation doesn't have max
strength to do what I want to
do. I don't I think you need
close to it. At level 18 overweight, I don't think you're able to jump over that.
You have factor gain?
No.
Do you have a flare?
Nope.
I'm I'm probably gonna die here. You know, at least give him my damn best.
I'm an MB vibe.
Just be wearing a motherfucking Austin helmet at this point.
My god damn.
Just just the worst peak in the world, bro.
This guy is getting to shoot me for free.
I have a fucking train cart with 19 different layers of metal
preventing me from shooting him while I'm in a bush.
Fucking kill me, bro.
Damn it.
Just sitting there holding just sitting there fucking holding not moving. I killed those guys by the way
You did I killed that I killed the guy who killed you with an aide
Yeah, I just didn't even fucking see him. He's got shot in the the face by a PST round
I'm going to slow it way down.
I think we go.
No sprint meta just fucking walk it out.
Yeah.
Just clear shit like the goddamn Navy SEALs.
Yeah.
I'm also going to make sure I have a green flare on me from now on.
Yeah.
I'm actually, I need to use the SR25.
I've got the drip on yo can I bother you for two DMR max.
or 25 yeah please be great m80 is better than m62 now mm-hmm and that has no
tracer that's crazy oh yeah yeah they changed up a lot of the animals like bb
545 is like one of the best now really mm-hmm
Uh, it's right here. I don't think so. Sorry to get the kid back on. I think I don't get to wear whatever I want. Tony. I got to put together.
You just want some paper towels over here.
He just wants to quest. I took him nice breaker ones and the boss killed him with some bullshit.
I swear, this is the game with the craziest names like the in-game names that people have in the shit are outrageous.
There's no other game that even comes close to the absurdity of in-game names.
It's unbelievable.
Oh, let's forgot something.
Damn, I looked ripped out.
I'm about to go drive like a dirt bike through the sand dunes.
I think the villain from Men in Black 3.
Which one is that?
I don't know about RG man black three.
I only remember the first one.
Is it men and black three is the third one?
Oh shit no way.
Wait really?
How does that work out?
Is he Boris?
Is he a boar or an animal?
Oh shit dude that is me.
Wait that's actually me. Holy fuck dude.
Right. My name is Boris.
My name is Boris.
I
Know it's fuck at the fucking
Well fuck we need the key
We need do we need the machinery key to I got the mission I forgot the machinery yes, and yes
I need the max oh
Yeah, let's get into this building and just lock it down. I guess I mean we could push a known key as well
Maybe we do that push a known key
Think we'll be safe maybe kind of sort of doing this
62. I'm pretty sure they're shit over here, by the way, like goons maybe or something.
I don't know. No, not anymore. I don't think so. I don't exactly have a great gun or anything
like that so okay there's a guy let's go let's go
we just get into the garage and hold here for a bit
fucking flyshot on this kill me
just chilling there for a bit.
Sounded like there's a guy in
front of us. Yeah. I think it's
weekend Tarkov and a lot of
people are on plus an event.
We gotta just go snow. Very
slow. There's a guy. There's a
guy in front of us somewhere as
well.
I wouldn't think anyone's really going for it
You never know
You never know those people behind us
I don't see anything out here
We heard shots, I think it you did they might be in this building are you a yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, there's oh there's there's two people ones left and ones right
just spray a million bullets. Yeah. Look, that's it. Now, this gun sucks against good
gear. If they're wearing tier four and under armor, it's great. That is behind us. Yeah.
I'm just holding you. There's guys out here with NL's fucking just not moving.
I
Thought in El's the nl 5 4 5
Like oh, that's meta the metaguns. Yeah, that's a fucking laser beam m4 5 4 5 gun
The actual death particle ray like that's
Anti-matter beam gun
I think just rip you in half. Oh dude. Have you used that shit with a gonic ammo?
Insta kills people. It's insane
Like crazy ergo no recoil high-fiber rate bullets that just
Incinerate your armor. Yeah. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting anus
Thank you. Oh, I died with it on reserve
Yeah, if you're like BP ammo for it, it's great, but if you put like BS or a Gullnack ammo in it, it's ridiculous
There's a Gullnack ammo you'll you'll three tap people in the chest through like level six armor at 800 rounds per minute with no recoil
It's it's gross
Yes
I had no idea what was in my hands
I'm just going to hop out this window and then I'm not going to sprint though, I'll
spread as they'll hear us, for sure.
I feel like people are playing even slower than before.
Insanely, yes.
Well, overall, the game has slowed down, but it's also,
I don't know what it is right now, but it's just how,
the game is. Audio is very
strong and guns don't have that
much recoil anymore so it's
really easy to just hit like
headshots when when you get to
drop on someone. It seems to be
better. Yes and no it depends
on when you're comparing it to.
Okay were you. I'm up top. Okay
you can't see you can't see
I'm coming down now.
I'm running outside.
He might open the door over here.
He's outside by construction.
To your left.
There's two doors in front of us.
On the right, one straight ahead at the red gate.
I heard him.
I hear him.
He's right fucking outside.
Oh, that's not him.
He's in the building across from us now? Fuck.
No idea where I'm getting shot from across from us. Yeah, across from us in the
the doorway
There's fucked I wish I peeked earlier, but I still look out these windows up here. I
Might have shut all these
That's the guy we are and so we might be able to grab the key
Yeah, my clothes all these windows up here. Fuck
I'm not we ran past the scab to
I'd be very good. Yeah, there's a lot of angles. I think you can go up top to if he has a key
That building he's in this fuck. It's like it's actually fucked. I never fight people there
Let's go run down key. Let's ignore them
That's annoying.
Oh, there's a hair drop on the bridge.
Another guy toward left.
That's a flashlight for the guy.
I can't believe how much this died.
the
now the
kill that guy
that's your toes
I don't have any friends with this other dude, though.
I got some toes!
Well, that's another guy.
I think there's another guy.
I'm just gonna go back to the room.
Done.
Woohoohoohoo!
Oh!
The forbidden angles of customs.
Yeah that's actual, like that's fucking, that's AIDS.
That's actually AIDS dude.
You gotta like met it through that. That's fucking whee.
That's a peek and a half.
I'm thinking I can loot this guy in hutch and then just try and get the fuck out of here with the flare, maybe.
Oh, no, actually, I can run to Trowler Park. We're at Trowler Park.
I think it'll flush out. I mean, it's good as you see. You saw fast I killed those guys.
You got to play around it, but if you play around it, you get people in the right position
to fight them like shit fries it kills super fast but you have to see their
legs or their face
of
the
death
of the
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, he's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff.
Gonna bring him better meds than that
Uh, that's a tri-zip so we'll have room here hear this guy behind me
Uh, there's this guy behind me he sounds like he might be moving this way a little bit yep he is
I'm not sure.
Another scab.
I don't know what his plan is.
Might just be leaving.
That sounds like a PMC though.
Alright, how can I get all this shit out?
I guess we're not really.
I'm dropping two mates.
Okay, and we should trailer park.
Yep, I'm going to ignore the other guy that I killed.
The time he doesn't exist.
He'll be on my merry way.
Maybe I can grab a key, grab this key.
I got it.
That'll help us next time.
I can buy a machinery key too, I believe.
Well, the problem is just not getting camped here, which might happen.
My prestige.
I'm on prestige four.
I'm not doing any more prestigious.
Fuck that.
It's so painful to do.
I don't even enjoy it, like, it's just such a grind.
You don't really get much for it.
Especially with my game stamina,
especially with the the seasonal characters coming up,
like, I'm going to be restarting characters like crazy.
So yeah, I'd rather just keep everything I have right now
and just have fun, like I have more fun playing the game.
I got a fucking scared me I don't know about you, but
Fucking tweak it out, man fucking tweak it out this game's scared this shit out of me lately
Let's sit here for a second
I don't have fun. I don't have
fun. I'm more fun just playing
and like having a stash and
gear to like make fun raids.
Like I don't have fun doing the
quests and unlocking stuff.
Like that's not fun to me. I
have a better time just bringing
dumbass guns to raids and like
making fun in PvP. That's how I
enjoy to play the game. So
That's the complete opposite of that there's a scav here
do them like if you don't get a lot out of it I could see a scenario where a lot
of people don't do the seasons but if they have good rewards and incentives to
like play them especially if they reduce the grind if they reduce like XP and
task requirements with the seasons I think it'd be a lot better so like you
still start from scratch but you can progress a good bit faster I am out of
the red.
They're not truck hem, hemorrhany.
Uh, I have a machinery key, by the way. We're good there.
Okay, I got you on nonkey.
Fuck yeah.
See, I was thinking about you on the way out of that raid.
I'm a man. I'm a man.
Look at how they massacred my boy.
Dude, I'm an L. I'm an L.
That bro, it's it's rough today.
You see how I killed that one guy?
I did. That guy's raging at.
That guy's big.
That guy's fucking raging out, bro.
That guy's even more pissed than I am.
He's so fucking mad.
Dude, I'd be hot.
I would be hot if I died like that.
I literally walk in that room and you know how there's like those lights that sit on the ground. Yeah
That's exactly what that is looking at me with his gun
I'm pretty sure that that was fighting the other guy in our UAF. Yeah
Like a turd that I'm wearing a wristy keep my helmet. Okay, I
Have rigged by like everything
than. All right, cool. I got Rusty. I have to. I have no choice. I have no choice.
It's how the day's going for me. You have earbuds. I got earbuds. Pro flexes, right?
Those are, yeah, those are the good ones. Well, I hate all the earbuds, but they're
like statistically the better ones. Cool. They're like 300 grand those things. It's
fucking insane. Oh yeah, you have. Wait, did you grab me my
backpack? Yep, I have a backpack. Cool. Got a tri zip or
a trooper for you. Pick your poison. And to eat drink. I'll
take the tri zip. Trooper weighs me down too much.
the
the
OK, yeah, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit, wait, I need meds for you.
I
Think I watch you Vaseline I can't remember I got mad. I got checked
Yeah, honestly, I'm tell you I think right now is like the hardest the game's been in a long time
I think the servers are just like every server is full of people and like
They're just fucking you know, everyone's game and
I'm just doing which is good. It's good, but it's hard to shit like it's making a heart
Yeah, but it's definitely a good thing
You would be it would I wouldn't be nearly as pissed if it wasn't just the same shit every rank
The winner of the fights are level to second prestige 45 sitting in fucking corners a
Terrified of dying with a hundred million dollar stash
Oh, well, that's how we're doing it.
I hate that shit, man.
That's how we're doing it. You're playing Arc Raiders.
It's probably the same shit.
Believe it or not, you're right.
It's that's just every game.
I think what happened with games now is the average person who
games is so much better than they used to be like years ago.
That just even if you're an above average player,
Like the difference between you and someone who's average is way smaller than it used to be.
So a lot of games like this, it comes down to who sees who first.
Like you're, you're exactly, you're not that much better or like you physically just like can't even be that reactive to stuff.
So, you know, like, I think it's just games in general, like a lot of shooters in general, like people aren't going to see you.
going to see you and miss forty-five bullets and just not kill you like if they see you
they're probably going to fucking light you up and kill you expect you know remember back
of the day when this game had like the worst recoil in the world oh yeah you get in a fight
with somebody and you guys would shoot he shoots you shoot sell 60 round drum and you
would stare at each other like oh shit nobody fucking died yeah it doesn't happen anymore
now. No, no, no. That doesn't
happen anymore. You can do to
prevent that. I mean, well,
that's what I'm saying. It
comes down a lot of time and
you should see first. But a
lot of the time, I feel like
it's going to help me so much.
And once you once you have
able to move, yeah, when you
have the flea market and
your skills get leveled up,
you'll have a much better time.
Yeah, I just gotta get there.
actual diarrhea swung
There are probably people ahead of us and to the left of us and you know
We have the keys so let's just play it slow, I think we're probably better off
hips here
Yeah, we're running here
Don't die. Don't try not to
I
Touched doing he's taking a shit
My wife come home my wife comes home she goes
That's like he's downstairs
She goes I don't see him
So of course my mind the first thing I think is I left him outside. Oh fuck I
Run downstairs. He's just sitting underneath the bed. He's fine
That you by the checkpoint or by the yep yep yep yep yep
Would be high
That would be high
Let's go yeah, I'm scoping all this out
last thing I wanted to cross is bullshit and
there's a guy doing setup
I missed him, fuck, he's across
to the left of the bus stop, deep in the bushes now
I missed
you shotgun with a shonka, get set up
oh I've got shot, I got shot, someone sniping
someone sniping, someone sniping, oh ok, fuck this dude
Oh my god, we're gonna have to go maybe to the left all the way around. I gotta do two surgeries
He's probably
By the bridge. He's probably by the bridge by that little like concrete wall over there
Yeah, and I think he's got decent ammo it fucked up my armor
I
Said are you
No, yep, just want that never saw him no idea where
No idea
On top of the the lift this is the same guy you killed me earlier
Second prestige call me since I level 70
Rockin 338 La Poua with a 300 blackout
Same guy
Thank you guys are hiding screen
Probably think we got to start hiding the screen Tony mix it up probably rockin 338 with a p.m. Oh
Yeah.
Yep.
It is a formal to
Yeah, yeah, full on stream sniping level 70 with the AS Val
and I'm just gonna sit and wait.
Chat said no thermal. I don't know. Chat said no thermal. Okay. Some people are saying yes. Some people are saying no.
people are saying yes and people are saying no.
Well, my current plan,
is to just sit here and not move.
Well, he wasn't big red, he was definitely down there,
but I don't know now where he's at.
I mean, if he actually is sniping, this doesn't mean anything, but...
He died. He died up there.
I don't really have any moves to do from here like
big red it sucks so much. Here's a
fleer.
I could potentially use that to my
advantage.
I mean he could have recognized well no if he's using a
thermal he probably wouldn't realize that we were
We were wearing different gear, but if he is sniping then he knows that I'm here too or he saw two of us maybe
initially
I don't know I guess have to be something
It's just like I know this guy's not gonna fucking move
With a thermal 338 like
That's a scav.
That's a scav.
just voice line that's a scam
I just need to avoid the avoid him making that shoot at me
I don't know what to do here though this guy is um
He's gonna be posted the fuck up.
That's him.
That's him.
I said an ass, he had a bowler, because that sounded like an MCX.
Two of them, fuck dude.
Those are not 3.3.8 guys.
Fuck, dude! How do they run past the fucking body?
What? No, that's not them.
Those are like two fucking
the two Timmy's. Two Timbos.
I'll tell you how much is a mod 4.
Thermal 3.3.8 and a Valomod 4.
That's crazy work right there
That's not a really well, I don't know how those guys ran by and then get shot at
You must maybe like
Maybe he killed watch and left
left. I don't know. This is so fucked. Do you have a Mark 18 or an XMC?
I've got an XMC, that's one of all, if I figure out where the fuck he is, it's one of all.
I just don't know where the fuck he is.
me a smooch. No. No smooches. There he is. There he is. There he is. That's him. I might
be able to get an angle from over here need to play hard cover is a thermal
fuck this guy
that's not him that's the fucking guy so earlier he ran back over here bro you
We just ate a TKPD, too, to a level four chest plate.
You didn't look like you grabbed a bunch of stuff, which is good.
I only saw the one go home.
Now this guy knows who I'm at.
I could do.
He's definitely over here.
that's a Valomant 4.
He's by the other two guys that I killed.
Oh, you're lululululu.
Kiss me gently.
Kiss me dutiful.
I think he's going into the storage bins.
storage bins.
Definitely is.
My old thing is why the fuck does this guy, like, he's so positive that I'm back here.
Like he...
the
Can I peek this?
Right, that's... what? That's the fucking shotgun guy!
Wow, that's how this other guy not killing him.
Oh, oh, oh.
I can't see, come on.
There might be teammates.
of
That's I vanquished your killer.
Pussy, as I hide and shoot him in the back, by the way.
Alright, now we're going to kill a shotgun guy.
I do this.
You got an A-B, fuck.
Wait, can you knock it up there?
They got an A-Bit, fuck. Wait, can you knock it up there?
Can't do that, they blocked it. No, they blocked it.
the
the
the
the
I don't even know what to do.
And he had this guy's gear and
he got a bunch of gear and then
I don't even know what the hell
I'm gonna do.
Four miles today and now am I
eat beans?
Like where'd this guy go?
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
of
is
is
coming this way
he's coming
totally getting good news that you killed him
oh yeah I'm about to kill his buddy too
Hopefully.
I had no energy, fuck.
I hear him running. He's running away.
Yeah, okay, bud. Yeah, okay. Okay, dude.
Yeah, this guy is sniping now.
They're dead, come on, I killed them both.
They're so...
They think they're dick off and they suck!
My hard sprinted brother this guy is GSSH with a Ushanka and this guy can't hear fucking shit in the rain
In the fucking rain too
Isn't there a shit
I
Don't know I mean the first guy wasn't if the first guy was I mean he fucking just ran past me so the first guy
I don't think was
That guy might have been I don't know maybe you could hear me. Maybe that bush was loud as fuck. Who knows he's dead anyway
Back back I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it
I gotta get hot you shit first I
Heard him make it here me that's not true. That's not true. He has you shanko with gssh. I have different head bones
Let's see if there's some food.
I don't need food.
I can't die from it.
I just can't sprint.
I have max metabolism.
It doesn't matter.
It's buckwheat.
Can't eat that.
little parts um scabs might have some shit
now do I have an sj9?
oh I do have an sj9 we're actually fine
I could try I I know it's faster transit no it's definitely not transiting
we're gonna go to the flare wait was that an S J 12 oops I just took an S J 9
maybe scab man we'll have some
I don't have a fucking SJ mine I mean am I dumb
five oh seems good what up my doomed rain and solid
water water water water looking pretty good
well this is fucked
I'm not going to take all this shit.
How in the world am I going to take all this?
Wait, why am I?
Wait, I'm taking hella damage.
What the fuck?
I dropped a vector. It's not worth all that much.
I'm taking a lot of damage. Is that stand killing me? Is that what
that is. I don't know if the stim's killing me or not. I never use those. I never use
those fucking stems. They're not the SJ9.
Do I have the key to go upstairs? I have directors. Let's check
directors room, duffel bags for food. I need something so I can
sprint.
I need something I need something
I've been in this right dude I've been in this raid for so long holy shit
Shit
What the fuck is that?
Scab army
I'm about to put a sign on the door that says fuck off, no soliciting.
out today they're leaving the oh fuck
the fucking uh Jehovah's Witness came by before they were leaving pamphlets and
shit okay I'm still not gaining energy why not
is it oh is it because I'm fat as shit oh my god I'm too fat I'm too fat
I feel bad. This is just like the longest possible raid. Like the worst, the worst possible
dodge. No, you got headshot. The worst possible like fight you could be in a guy with a thermal
all that big red just running in circles around each other.
Only 59 to level 70.
Watch me die to someone still.
I'm gonna fucking scream man.
My dad is some guy this is what I would have screamed
Gonna scream now we're gonna make it out no problem. We got plenty of time
It's just like this is the most drawn out fucking raid you could possibly be in
It's literally the worst possible thing that could happen when you spawn a big red a guy with a thermal 3 3 8 is holding the spawn like
like, there's nothing worse than that.
There's just absolutely nothing worse than that.
They honestly, they need to...
One thing they fucked up a lot with this game is they have way too many spawns for 338 APMO.
It's way too farmable.
It's way too available and people have way too much of it.
They really need to nerf the drop rate of that shit in on streets and on labs.
It's way too much three, three eight, eight, eight piano.
Like that stuff's fine.
If it's exceedingly rare, like it used to be, but it's honestly not even rare.
Like if you play labs or you farm streets, like dude, you're printing,
you're printing eight piano.
and for how good it is, like,
never single three tiered AP,
it's because you're on farm in it.
You weren't farming it.
You go to the ammo spawns on labs and streets,
you'll get a ton of it,
and it spawns in boxes of 22.
So like, you can get, you know,
like fucking 60 rounds of raid
and 60 rounds of three tiered AP.
That lasts you a long time.
A long time.
I have a few hundred and then I actually like use it pretty often too because it's fun to
fuck around
of
of
I
th
th
th
th
Please don't die, please don't fucking die, please don't fucking die, please don't fucking die!
Oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god!
Get me outta here!
Get me the fuck outta here!
I don't want to be there anymore!
Goddamn player scav, bro.
With four minutes left, some grubby little player scav.
Is that the fucking player actually?
Is my guy to that guy?
Dude, you would have seen me suplex my fucking computer.
Holy shit.
I've made it out.
Oh my god
Holy shit brother by a little
authentic and normal game by a literal ass
You couldn't even get out of the fucking spawn without four teams pushing you and then you still got camped at the fucking player
Yeah, I mean that might have been a I don't know little fuck knows point is motherfuckers is dead
What do I need to bring in? Sheesh. Let me see. I have your armor. I have your
helmet, your mags, your rig, your armor. I don't have a backpack. I have ammo, I have meds. I think you
just need a backpack. Yeah, I think that's what I need. Hear me out here. You want to say fuck all
this and go to that. What's it
called area? What area? The
map, the PVE map. Um we could.
I don't think the transit is
going to be any better than
I. Oh, you think it's going to
be hell getting to the transit
location? Yeah, it is. Yeah,
That's my bad, Bob.
I mean, we could do it.
It's just, I mean, it's up to you.
It doesn't progress you.
I want to learn how to do icebreaker.
The problem is just it doesn't progress you.
I know, bro.
Vanita was dying three fucking hours in a row.
True.
True.
I mean, I just got hunted down by a level 70
with a 338 Lapua and a thermal.
That's true.
By the way, I know Chat was giving you hell
about calling that guy's stream cypher 100% was the third time
he's killed me in two days, all on different maps.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, he he fucking he ran right, he ran right past me
though. I don't know.
Who the fuck knows?
Fuck him.
All right, we'll try it again. Get me in there, boss.
I'm just reconfiguring my load
out because I went through
Yeah, yeah, I went through the
ringer that rain.
Yeah, I mean, it could just be
streamfinding arch. I don't see
why I would not just kill both of
us in that case. Like why just
stream snipe hot surely he knows
Unless I'm not calling up to get stream sniped.
Like maybe I'm just not calling up to get stream sniped.
You know, maybe I'm just not calling up, dawg.
You gotta build another gun at a drop mine.
Yes, chef.
What are my top 11 now?
I don't get stream sniped and
park out with the fuck it.
What year is it?
Alright.
Alright, I have Max.
I'm a meds, grenade, morphine,
helmet, armor, done rig.
Sounds good to me, boss.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
grab a flare too.
Hi!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Let's get it on!
I'm out of the bathroom, chat beer back!
you
you
Oh, dude, we got to actually look at a decent spawn.
I'm going to hope and pray this
is the last time you're dropping
me kit tonight. You have me too.
You too. That's scare away the
Mormons. No, is the Jehovah's
Witness today. They gave me a
pamphlet on eternal happiness.
Well, they didn't give it to me.
They left it. They littered on
my property. No, we should go
a unknown key first. I'm going to
I think it's going to be a
very, very key, right? Yeah.
Yeah. I got unknown. So, don't
spread your don't spread them on
your left. Don't spread because
there's going to be there's
going to be people. They get it.
Let's do it. No sprint. Okay.
Okay. No sprint. The way shit's
going. Yeah, the way shit's going.
I think we gotta. We gotta be
quiet, careful, stealthy. We
You know what I'm saying?
That's a dude playing another dude.
I want to be the dude disguised as the dude playing another dude.
Amen.
Amen.
Amazing movie.
Amazing.
There'll never be another movie like it, Hutch.
No, never.
Not in this world.
Nope.
Never ever.
Oh, that's a lot of
explosions.
Alright, so I don't know how we should really approach this
situation. We lay down on the ground and we crawl like snakes.
good idea. I'm kind of thinkin
the edge of the map, the b
to the next area, get the
and then trying to get P
I'm about to break out the
I need to get rich. I'm p
tonight and I'm gonna lose literally everything I have to my name. Yeah you're fucked. I'm fucked. Yeah you're fucked.
Hunter Scavs just spawned in front of us and I missed one all over
Oh my gosh, Tony walk right in front of me. I'm gonna shoot you in the dick.
My bad. Skies down.
Like you know what I hate about Tarkov is, is I'm at now the mental point where I'm afraid to fucking move and I hate it.
who's behind us
Yes, I'm fine. It's been shot by the scabs
And an interesting location he just all right right to left. Oh, no, it's another scab fuck wait
not do that quest we will spawn 4,000 scabs on your position.
Yes.
We'll smite you with a mighty scab spawner.
Spawn of 35 generations.
I don't think this guy is very geared but you never know.
Great news I need to kill him.
Oh do you?
Yeah I need to kill him.
Yeah you got a fucking wristy maybe that's a good kill.
of
the
of
the
He's on the stairs here. I'm assuming a leg.
I took his legs out. You can see him through the window here.
Oh, he's on the stairs. He's on the stairs in there.
I think he went up.
I think I killed him. Yep, I think he's dead.
Oh, I loosened him up for you.
I appreciate that. I appreciate
that. He loosened up the pickle
jar for me. I'm going to do it.
Actually, cut that guy in half.
for you. I shot him all the time
in the in the back. He just fell
out. Oh yeah. He's definitely
yeah. I know. I know. I don't
I don't even I don't want to
Oh, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
That's Timmy.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we're talking.
Yeah, fresh off the fucking boat.
Yeah.
We're talking.
Okay.
Let's go over what just happened.
What the fuck is going on in that room?
What the?
Three M80 shots, two to the face, one to the thorax, and it took me blowing up a fucking
bomb to kill him.
I'm cursed.
I'm cursed.
I'm cursed.
God damn.
I'm cursed.
What the fuck am I?
down
Grabbing milk beverages food drinks. Oh, I got a backpack that he killed
Somebody
I will launch an investigation led by me, ran by me.
To investigate myself, I'm gonna investigate myself.
And to conclude my investigation, I found no wrongdoing.
How did you know?
Yes, we've investigated ourselves.
And found zero wrongdoing.
Blam, blam.
Okay, dude, these cats, these cats lawns
I
Would be honest, I didn't know the words I think those are more I think those are the words I think I think
That they're not it's at least the two
Yeah, I'd like that idea I like that idea so we don't think of the fucking key again
Zidnbock
So I mean a slap yeah
Keep in Tom over there. Oh my you're good. You're good. You're good. I got him you have the unknown key, right? Oh, yes
If you would have said no, I would have cried and I'm not talking about it again
I
Mean scabs is too many scabs. I think I've actually killed four generations of scabs
Oh, did you lose audio in the freeze? Yes. Yeah, that's a thing
That's it happened to me like two raids ago. Yeah, it's just a thing that the game does now
That's one of those new features that come with buying copy of this game in dark off. That's right
What that
There's something to your left
One one one one in Suka
three forty-nine ninety-nine thank you very much very low cost if you complain
you're not a true believer
get the fuck out of here yep we got a scope up one in these fucking bushes and
then two up top I'm gonna get shot on the way out
I've paid that's a 49 99 repeating of course
there's a scaven there okay that's a good sign might be good the pain the
now my hands are on
oh what did you run that down shimmy nice job nice job we murdered an actual
youngling in the Jedi temple we ran up in the
ran up in the scat temple and just fucking murdered a young and
What you did that I'm not even kidding. I think it's actually taking me seven hours to do that quest because I tried earlier and I give up
Hey, it shall take seven hours no more
No more
Ever get shot in that extract. Yes like literally two raids ago. They literally need two fucking raids
I haven't shot that extract. You kidding me? You kidding me? You fucking kidding me, man.
Let's go.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Wait, what quest are you on golden Zippo? Oh
I
Get that from I get that chance that I get that key
Lord knows if it was on the auction house, I couldn't buy it
I do get this key beautiful. I also need to keep the machinery key on me
Yes, yes you do
right. And now I have of the
case.
Are you not
you're letting the sky keeps on turning
you're letting the sky keeps on turning
my armors actually she's shot
the cap broke 33 left on it.
Fuck.
On the front on a gazelle.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean that's before I repair it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's it's fucked.
Um, yeah, you need the other key for the Zippo.
What other key?
Well, you need the one to get this a bow 303.
you got 303 for a group of
let's see
can get it
303
that'd be wonderful
that'd be wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
wonderful
the potential
Get three Westacles done right now.
Now is the time.
Now is the time for action.
I think I just spent every dollar I have ensuring this kid.
I was a mistake.
It was a mistake. Almost level 20.
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.
What does this
Okay. Alrighty.
I have so much drip I
Have so much drip
Watch your PMC needs to get on my drip level to be honest
Stop magging you need to get on my drip level stop magging me
Not magging
Trying to lift you up
about pineapple on pizza
It's edible. It's fine. I ain't ordering that shit, but if it's there, I'll eat it
You telling me you ain't eating a red Neckeroni
No, I'll eat it it's just I'm not gonna order it
pineapple pepperoni
pizza
Red Neckeroni. I mean, yeah, it's it's pizza. It's good even like the most trash of pizza is good
It's so pizza, you know
Yeah
But like if I'm somewhere and they're like hey, we got pineapple pizza you want a slice like sure
I'll eat it, but I'm not gonna go to the pizzeria and ask for a pineapple pizza
I'm getting a plain pie or a pepperoni pie
No, he's got to be an Italian guy in a wife beater with a gold chain
Yeah, with like with like a yep. Yep, it's gotta be like he's not like a thin guy, but he's got a stomach
You know I'm saying
No, no, and he's got the grease back like salt and pepper hair
We got it. Okay. Let's try and get up in Panda. We get scope out on the top
Watch construction and all that kill anybody who travels through and then we can go and get the watch
Yes, chef heard chef I
Think that's the plan because otherwise we got to clear out that one building to right next to the oil tank with all the fucking windows
There's yeah, yeah, I mean there's gonna be a guy probably in all of these buildings to be honest
the top one does nobody top one does
is that a fucking oh my god that's a dead player right there
okay that's fucked I'm gonna go this side yep I'm gonna go this side
that's the shots we heard at the beginning of the raid
the scabs here
up in a pk yeah checking the doors and everything for anybody don't see anybody
I'm going on the left side I'm going right oh that's a guy right there I'm going up the
ramp on the left I'm gonna do you
We're good. I've so much lag right now. We're good in here. There's a guy out in the woods and might be able to get a shot on him.
Can I see a scab by bus stop?
Like I kill him and then loot him and dip? Like I'm so confused.
use. Maybe just be careful in those windows. I hear this guy.
That's what's a sky. Maybe it's a sky. It might be a fucking
sky. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I could be a player.
I'm not sure.
Sound like he ran under the bridge.
Yep. Yep. If you just jump by the port body. Oh, this guy
He's dead. I killed him with the guy on the other side of the fence by the port of bodies other side
He ran by under the bridge. He's like by a gap like going towards gas checkpoint, you know
Just ran in you ran a checkpoint yeah, I ran in the checkpoint
Okay, he's in that I
I think so. He turned to the right towards that car. Don't worry. I'm out of arm stamina. Can't play the game for another 30 seconds
Yeah, I'm running out too
Yeah, dude, there's a guy on the dead body who's looting it and I just blew his brains out
Thanks
You love shit like that. Your content is always inspiring.
PLS to continue. Stay steady. Smile. Greetings from Germany.
Thank you.
Well, he hasn't come out the other side.
He can get out without us seeing him if he jumps over the barbed wire down there, but...
Yeah, I don't know if that's his plan or not.
Not too sure.
Not too sure, Tony.
67.
I could jump down there and listen.
You could stay up here and watch if he runs.
Yeah.
It might be a move.
We'll do, we'll do.
I hear something on my left now.
Scab I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, and the striker's grab.
What the little goddamn bush?
I just don't...
Ah!
the door shut. I don't think
he's here. Yeah, he might have
I still that left side of the fence
Yeah, I just can't slide this guy I just I don't get the ADS for longer than three seconds you are bring me back into the talk of it
I hit him with a little ka-pow!
Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow!
Is this BSM?
He's a...
He's a little 12 and he's a lot of BSM or something.
What the fuck?
No, it happened.
No, it happened.
And that'll do it.
There's something moving by me, there's something moving by me, two things, two things moving
by me.
Outside of the fence, there's scabs, yeah scabs and that's a scab, okay, come back to you.
of
the
I jumped out the window. Yeah, I heard you.
I was going to say one here.
Where?
Can you shoot me through the floorboard underneath me somewhere?
No, I don't think you can on here.
They're directly underneath, I think.
Hello, are you here?
Can you hear me big boy?
I see that that guy you killed yeah
I mean I could have been here I could I could have been who I heard I don't know if I don't think so
I'll just we'll play assuming there's a guy
Yeah
Yeah, I see him, I see him.
I'm gonna get a grenade on him.
Fuck on that bitch.
He's farther back, son.
Oh my god, I'm almost done.
He's got a fucking good gun.
He's still on that wall hey somewhere with a good gun with a good ammo
I'm safe he just he hurts he definitely hurts
Push it out. Are you you're pushing? No he is
Okay
Push he's pushing I just saw me
He's hit like three times
Yep, yep, I hear him
Hell yeah, I gotta be surgery fuck me up
Yeah, he's got he's got like BS ammo or some shit in his gun that stuff hurt bad
He didn't even hit me that much and it destroyed me
Yeah, behind us behind us something behind us. I heard
Like in the middle. No, like on the other side is building outside. I'm pretty sure I heard something
Just stay quiet
It could be anything just stay quiet. It could be that other guy that ran by, you know
We heard all these dates and stuff. It's coming over to check it out
to players it's insane it's fun though have my fun
there's a scab it might just be scabs no I think I just heard it again
the
the
I was, I'm not anymore.
Okay, okay, I heard you, I think.
You're a guy.
Where?
Go away.
I crane.
Oh, the crane.
What's the crane?
I don't know how to explain it other than crane.
Oh, in front of us?
Okay, that thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Behind it?
You got him?
Oh, I see the blood.
Yeah, I see it.
Nice, nice.
okay that's not what I thought I heard though not what I thought I heard
just be careful from over here they can't really do anything to us but he
could creep up in this building and shoot us in the back potentially like
that's the only real thing that they can do
They got like a little sneak kill on us.
Yeah, I think that was a little...
Well, I think it might have been a player scav.
Definitely an actual person, no doubt.
Oh, yeah.
You know what the best thing is?
It doesn't really matter what it was.
It's now dead.
I just had a regular scab and he didn't die, that's crazy.
Scared the shit out of me, I thought you just said that he got murdered shortly after.
Okay, I'm gonna go down and check under us.
I'm with that.
Hello, Tarkov!
Um, it's fucked up, just jump, crouch and look down.
Just walk, jump, crouch, look down.
Love all things like Super Fact.
There we go.
No fun by the way, you can vault out, but going back in is all fucked up.
that was the guy you killed now was coming towards us right yeah okay that's good that's
that's two guys we just killed coming from outside the map so we I'm thinking you might
be clear to keep on pushing to the the watch I agree with that
my way to that you go down the side
I think that guy is a Sagra.
I think he's on us.
I think he's on us.
I think we're good.
I think so too.
Oh, 41 with a golden reddit armor
Reddit
Plants to reddit moderator armor. What the fuck? Yeah, he's been making complaints online for sure
With an armor like this
He was pissed about the fortnight stuff. No killed
You killed please be gentle
All right, I'm just gonna drop this
I'm going to drop this off spree in here real quick.
So my fat is fucked.
Somebody's by dorms right now.
Yep.
I'll load these mags.
Oh my gosh, no wonder you got sauced.
Yes, I know.
It's 7 and 40 ammo.
Oh yeah, that'll do it.
all right that's good good there was the other guy out
that guy oh sweet heavens oh yeah right out please be gentle is the name I
don't think you were very gentle with that boy no no I wasn't
metal there you know no no no no no that's not the fence I hear one
the
sky that won't die
the
Oh, we have to go to dorms material 3k if we wanted to.
Oh, for the Zippo?
Why don't we?
How do we overweight?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Let's see what this individual is.
What the fuck is that?
Jesus.
SHUT UP!
Oh my god, how loud could that fucking be?
Walking over to the crane right now.
What the fuck is it doing?
Holy shit.
Yeah, there's Kev.
Ooh, Parabixell. Hell, the headphones on, sure.
with an unknown key. What the fuck?
He's just picking up garbage.
I'm going to go into this warehouse here and try and see if anybody's sitting in here.
I had a proper tall too.
I saw this body any longer. Coming over to you.
I'm in here. I'm going to go up top and watch over you while you get the key.
and
the top construction looks clear I can see in the staircase of
the scabs somewhere
and
And do we just reset come back for the next quest?
Is that it you that's a year in it. I just got head shot it by a scav luckily
I'm wearing a wrist. I feel like I
Feel like we could go dorms and then extract the other side of the map
He shot me in the fucking eyes. I'm so lucky to be alive if I'm not wearing this wristy. I'm dead
Can you see it all?
Yeah, if it's there.
I say, well, no, because you have to go the other side of the map.
You have to grab the zip, or you have to go to Big Red and plant it.
I think this is a good opportunity to do it.
We've killed a lot of players. It's late in the raid.
Let's go.
I'm in front of you.
I think...
I was hoping that was you, because if it wasn't, I would not be a fucking punch.
I think now is probably the best bet to do this.
Ben, bro, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Like we killed we killed a bunch of people coming from that that direction of the map
People you'd hope people aren't camping the bridge this late in the raid, but you know how these motherfuckers be
Yeah
Yeah, I worry about a cleaning crew, bro.
I'm the goddamn dorms janitor coming in this bitch with the Swiffer.
I'm coming in here with the Swiffer, I'm gonna sweep him up like dust bunnies.
Wait, I hear movement.
There's a scav- Oh, it's a-
There's a scav that no longer has legs.
There's something else? There's somebody else.
Possibly in the bathroom.
Hello.
In the middle of the hallway, just holding left.
Yeah, well, you got a rusty arm, so.
Hello.
I'm going to try to be another name.
OK, it's a regular scavenger.
Yeah.
I knew I heard it. I knew I heard it.
Oh wait, it's the SB98. I might be able to plant this bitch.
Isn't there an SB98 plant here? I think there is.
Uh, for the bullshit quest.
Yeah, do you need that or no?
No. I still haven't even done that fucking quest, dude.
Ooh, this guy had a suck on him.
I think that's that's that's a
Think ice cream said I don't know
Yeah ice cream said
Just be ready this guy it's gonna be like players scouting regular scouting this point I think yeah, I agree
Yeah
I'm gonna take that level six just keep holding that for me
Because you want this real quick down there
That's a very risk out it was new team
All right, give me one moment. Yeah fucked up
Yeah, I already took the good plate
Oh
Yeah
Brought it and tell you logical hook me up with some of the video settings it has made this game 10 times better. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we would like color settings or um yeah brightness. Yeah, I do like brightness digital vibrance
It was impossible it was impossible to play without yeah, I do digital vibrance and gamma and all that
You have to
Oh, yeah, I mean just otherwise it's a dark it's a dark mess
I'm too old for that shit. Oh, I have the key. I have the key. Sorry. Yeah. It's three or three.
It's right here. I believe this one right? Yeah.
5055 1.470
we got nine minutes
all right we got to go yep we can do this shit no you on first floor yep I'm
outside blasted scap real quick shooting up everything
we're out yet water here I got a bottle here I got about fuck I don't have a
bottle shit okay um can I eat this I can't eat this there might be some food up here
yeah I'm about to run out of both okay
there might be something here like zeroed on both
This body or something
Cowboy hat I need that dude on the body in there. I don't know food spawns in the transit or not
Like it
Ain't found no food
I think the food that well, I mean if we run straight there am I gonna die you think
Fuck you guys heard the loudest thunder what the shit?
That like a fucking earthquake my god
My run straight there. Do you think I'd keep going and just keep going?
Just keep going. No, you can heal you have like you have like five minutes or something before energy kills you
Just keep going and walking.
This guy died.
It's not required your food.
Please have some food.
Please have some food. Please.
I got WD-40 you drink that no food or water on the guy on the bridge
just keep going I mean you don't really have a choice over you got some okay drink to
No, it's just food.
You need drink?
Well, drink you can outheal, so you're fine.
You're fine.
Energy's the one that straight kills you.
The hydration will damage your health over time,
so you could just heal it.
I thought I just found a drink.
But it was toilet paper.
I found a-
A heading!
A heading!
Oh, fuck I have an S. J. 12. I
could have given you whatever.
You gotta go though. It's actually
been really good for me because I
think I got three kills and I'll
need two more for this SR 25
quest. Uh huh. Well, not one.
Oh, you scared me.
You know the shack is you got to go to, right?
Yeah.
I'll met an RUAF.
Yeah, it's a goddamn tank.
Why got the one?
Timmy.
Fuck, bro.
The guy in the bush and then the third guy who pushed.
Yeah, this is me.
I think I'm next to you.
That's you, right?
Yeah, that bridge.
I fucking hope so.
Yeah.
I fucking hope so.
I can hope so.
Please, please be my friend.
Really pleased.
Not should I again? No, we didn't.
It's the most garbage loot everywhere.
The most garbage loot.
you know, I don't I don't I
completely empty and they ran
through this map. Uh did you
want this AK 12? Oh, what did
you say? Did you want this AK
I
Don't care you wanted to take it if you don't want it. I'll take it
I was just asking if you have room for it. I do have room for it. I will you like it
Boom
Right there on the ground
I'm gonna go I'm gonna check on the small animal be right back check me second. Yep. No problem
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
all right I'm back
where to now
What do you call a guy with a spade in his head, Doug?
What do you call a guy with a spade in his head, Douglas?
He's gone?
Oh, rejoin?
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Rejoin Oh.
Hello, baby. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I
We know
Yeah, we'll run sometime I think I'll see a landmark if if close he dips
and he won't have to put a
bunch of things in any way.
He'll be there.
One of the biggest things that
he's been doing for the last
year is he's been there for
long time.
Well, he's been there.
He's been there for a long
time.
So, yeah, we have an
advantage for the last year.
We've had a lot of
everybody's been there for a
long time and we've been on
the inside.
We've had a lot of people
Well, see I brought hutch the icebreaker to and it's funny. You should say that
Because the same exact thing happened when I took him
Well, that's to be fair to be fair I did just try to keep him alive and kill everything
You know some things are just meant to happen
like if we need if we need to
want to kill someone we'll call
landmark we need some money we'll
call Jenji if you need someone to
be fat we can call this not
like a fucking turn we're going to
call you how about that
I've got you
a whole icebreaker ship and one
found through
true
true and we die
die right now die right now
Fuck you die. Die right now. Fuck you die. Do it.
Die right now. Die right now.
Hey Mark, did you invent that smoke glitch in the boiler room?
No. No.
I don't know who came up with that.
I don't know who came up with that one.
Hell no, I didn't come up with that.
Hell no.
I came up with some boss tech, but no, not that one.
you know what they I see I have a quick question before I how about you I just
want to say hi do you have you done the event quest is it worth doing I haven't
generally no unless you really want achievements I'm gonna we gotta yeah
that's you that's what I'm saying that's what we got to do we just gotta do
fucking quests like I've been questing all day so we can get to the point where
we can buy shit. I'll know about you. I'll know about you. If I die, it's over for me.
Like I can't buy nothing. I've got some reserves. I got about two million rubles. Nothing too
crazy, but nothing too bad. Hey, Alma. Yeah, you know how this stash value, 36 billion.
and a garage and let me give you the
growls guys look on the rows
listen I'm gonna go get my stats
organized and and then I'm going to
call him because he actually wants to
play but if he doesn't miss a landmark
you are free to join my slide.
Okay, let me know I almost bought 48
million rubles worth of milk from
mister get this name.
You'll never believe it.
Drink this milk.
He's selling them.
He's selling 120 milks for 48 million rubles
Yeah, they all do it for that backpack trade they're all just trying crazy
Absolute heathens despicable behavior
Okay shut up Brandon you've been putting you to my chat for an hour you fucking idiot
Sorry Tony
Brandon's over there doing meth again. All right. I gotta locate and obtain any information on the deputy chief's past life
Isn't that train cart? I?
Believe so I believe so I've scab kills
I'm ready to rock ready. Oh, well if we get the fucking the scab spawning horde from the other raid
will get that on you click.
This game play for Mordok's.
No, I saw the gameplay trailer.
It was pretty fire.
Beautiful.
On the down the manor.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
So we chase whoever we are.
Mm-hmm.
I don't have drops only people in the streamer tournament challenge thing of drops and that's limited to like sub 400 average viewer streamers. It's for like small talk of streamers to be in.
the big dogs ain't allowed in the dog house the big dogs ain't allowed in the
dog house
Hmm
Well, that's we got fucking trailer parks mom
Don't try to park girls go around the outside
What's going on?
That's not evident. Or should I say Slim Shady?
Snoop Dogg on the beat.
Yo, something's going on with me.
Bro, what is happening?
Um...
I don't know, what are you doing?
What the fuck are you? You're wine firing? What the fuck?
Help!
Um...
What the fuck did you do?
oh my god oh I don't know fucking at all
spam all spam all spam it
You're good!
I am fixed to our love.
I am a wizard, Harry.
Harry!
Harry, my boy!
What are you doing?
I'm gonna make a stand-pastel, Harry!
What are you doing, my swamp, Harry?
Oh, dude, they're going fucking crazy up there.
Harry, my swamp!
What are you doing in here?
No more running. No more running.
21.
No slow walk.
Like slower walk.
You're a wizard, Tony.
I'm a wizard with a goddamn pizza saugus.
Was it with us house?
Was it with us house?
I don't hear them
I'm approaching
Me does someone fucking died here Tony. Oh, yeah
Oh
No tangos
He's running he's running towards us
My blows legs off if he comes this way, it's right in front of me
I
There's no way he doesn't hear that bush
It's not really fucking loud
Lots bush fucking ever
I got right side you get left side
Like they're go up this wood oh
I see him I see him I see him
Fuck them up a little bit he went to the left he went to the left
I don't know what he went down towards the like the trash bridge might be under the bridge
too.
I love this game.
I love this game.
I don't know where he went down here.
I think he's gone around.
Yeah, he could have gone under the bridge.
three four times
you know there's another guy that fucking shot me too
this game fucking sucks
yeah i have the bug where i take extra damage on my black leg
I don't know what the we heard a mose and right
It's just not fucking he's no fucking pressure man.
I'm doing surgery.
I'm just mocking him with surgery right now.
that has hurt daddy Oh HALE GANG for life LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL
I don't know where this other guy is.
You're made to cover my sound!
Well, that's a bad name.
I hope they're not going far enough.
I'm going to get him out from under the bridge.
He's dead. Killed him.
Now where's he?
Tony, I have a question. Are we in fucking Zimbabwe servers?
what you mean
what I do you think I shot five times not a shot registered
out of the decent crazy lately
I didn't even show up that I shot
there's like too many fucking people on the team
I've been noticing that a lot like when I shoot scabs you won't tap them I take
some a little bit to die
Ooh!
What's up, brother?
Simmons, my man.
Tremendous sub.
How are we doing, brother?
Thank you so much for that.
Oh!
Oh my god.
I just blew that man's fucking back up.
Dude, it must be like really cool to play a game about that
kid fucking headshot every single time.
That must be safe, don't it?
It's pretty nice, right?
That guy almost hit a goddamn backflip.
Holy shit, I told you it was a Mosin guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew it was a Mosin man.
Empty hands, thank you for the five gifted.
Brother, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Put your body in the fall in the ocean.
All down to the ocean.
We're back in motion. We are back in motion.
Where's Hutch dead at? He's got to be over here, right?
I should be checking these windows, to be honest.
Okay.
I
Almost went for a little swim
and
take the other tries that contact six fine okay let's go
gets really you don't need more than m80 for these guys so it's here for armor
the gun is not great but you have to use it for for a metastra
I have car money, you gotta do it.
Alright, hopefully we got the car.
Hopefully we got the car.
the
so far
so far
fuck it's not here are you kidding me oh god it's not here hey yeah yeah yeah
what is that what am i missing there what am i missing what am i missing
I don't have my vector anymore so my bag.
Yeah, you guys keep in track of how many times I get carried out aren't yous get today?
How many fucking FedEx deliveries have this been?
Stand back and then we get on the move again.
Get to stand back and then we'll get on the move.
Close out.
keep on keeping on getting there after it's done again. Fuck.
I'm like, crew is a player scav hurts a rep. It shouldn't. They're not scabs. I think
they'll shoot you. Don't they shoot you as a scab the cleanup crew?
I actually have no idea.
Don't take my word for it, I'm entirely guessing.
I'm gonna say they probably don't hurt you, right?
But you never know.
It could.
Definitely could.
I fucking here
somebody. Well, I trippin' out.
We might have just been the mag dropping that I heard.
I felt like I heard somebody though, yeah.
the
I think it was the mag dropping, I'm just going to hold it while I get stamina back.
I mean, you'd think you'd be like creeping up on me.
It's over weight just crushing my soul.
Back strength too.
I'm just like perma over weight.
Activision bug done get stuck in one room that happens on icebreaker
Thanks. Yeah, that happens on the engine room a lot. They all get stuck in the engine room
I have extracted and extracted removes rear sight so it's not going to matter, isn't it?
Oh, I am currently, um, Hutch's geared extraction service.
That's what I'm doing.
Nice, right?
All right.
I'm back and depressed.
What's going on?
I'm back. I've left the raid with your gear again. Good. Good. Like you. Like you should. Like
you should. What you got for what you got for a group like me. I heard you don't have your armor.
Yeah. That's just too big. You mind if you bring one in? Would you would you be able to do that?
I
Could maybe work something out. I appreciate that because I I can't fucking buy one, you know
Mm-hmm, maybe in three weeks I can buy one
On a backpack helmet rig, uh, okay the problem with that is
I can't
Fit an armor like physically actually
Don't bring a backpack bring a big backpack and then throw the armor in there and I'll go backpackless
That should work
I'm sorry you got to keep lugging me out of that right.
That's fun, it's fun.
Dude, I was just going over like the series of events, you know.
I died to a Christmas tree, so I put a wrist tee on.
Then right after I put a wrist tee on, I get shot by a 338 AP Lapua round from across the map.
One tap.
Yup.
I heard that happen.
Yeah.
But a scab shoots me from the back.
Yeah, but a scab shoots me from across the map with a shotgun to damage the face mask
Yeah, the very next raid the guy graces my mask with a BP five or five round and he kills me
Love it brother Nikita's a fat fuck wait that penned you a penned it with a 545 BP
And me but but that's that's but again listen to what I'm saying
the raid before a staff shot me in the face mask and dropped the durability by like four.
Did it do that much damage?
It did drop the durability by four.
Well, I mean, it is possible that it just pens anyway because BP has like 45 pen.
Like it can just roll it, yeah.
You lost the dice roll.
It's probable.
You rolled that, Natty, D20.
with you I don't wear those I don't wear those fucking helmets I hate those
I hate those things I like being able to see and hear
I hear that I like to be able to live sadly I'm not doing any of that today
just one of those days literally.
All right, I got all your shit out of your shit.
Give me it there, bro.
Hey, I almost got milked by the milk man.
Well, I'm gonna tell you this.
I'm across some some level 14 using a T T with nine millimeter.
I'm gonna stand there in front of him and let him see God.
You're right. Yeah. I've
been here for about a month.
Fuck you. I'm gonna just have
been carrying hutch. I feel
better. I've been carrying
my starch.
and
only it took you so long ago positive while gambling that I had time to rub one out and shower
please actually gain some money tonight or I'll be
I don't think we're gambit tonight
I don't think we're gambit tonight
I don't know if it's in the budget
I don't know if it's in the budget.
I don't know. I think I need a little mental refresher after last night.
I don't want me to retaliate no I don't that's my best you don't want me to
a deli it's my best welcome to the London trolley
they give me a watch motherfucker give me a watch snatching your watch cuz would
you like some beans and tuna wait don't you have to go to the train car
I'm trying to go to London.
Net.
Put him on a split.
Oh, look at his split.
Let's go and get your quest done, mate.
Go to the trolling.
Something's on toast.
I feel like I'm starting to sound a little bit Australian.
Yeah, sometimes I have to be Australian.
might close what right over here close his legs have been incinerated
hoping that I got that kill there is a chance I was blowing his knees off please
tell me I killed him please fuck everything and everyone I actually
I hope you did your quests.
Yeah, I should have.
Gangbanger 69.
Oh, hold on.
It's not gangbanger.
He gangbanger is 60.
Have on us.
Never your name is gangbanger.
60 is a scam gangbanger.
69 is an outrageous name.
I didn't know I got a speech impediment.
I can't read outrageous name when seeing.
Yeah, cause guy banger is so much better.
I don't know. I don't know.
I will. Did that guy get banged
or not? He did get banged. That's
what I'm saying. I'm not well.
Somebody's by the the train
I'm not sure if I'm close here.
Like in here?
He could be like by unknown key.
Not sure.
It's hard to tell.
That you run through bushes?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, you gotta sell it where else?
Get some eyes over here.
You know.
Get my eyes over there.
OK.
They're all the way by the train.
You know, they're all the way by the train.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
They're all the way by the train
I'm heading to the train car
people were here they opened the back of this blue van
probably this guy
that's true yeah, could have been him
could have been, could have been
could have been
I got it. Alright, got it.
Just killing scabos. Just killing scabos. Where are you at?
In the warehouse. Where we just were? Yep, yep. You got to kill uh let's go to kill
players I go players in scabs just need to murder
you're right
Tony while you have a chance from texting your three tortors you met from
the local Texas McDonald's. Please.
What is the clip? What is it?
What is it?
Get up here.
Your moment
Were you fighting me with your fucking face camera before
What you know, you don't want it with me cuz
You don't want with me
You don't want to with me I ain't that guy power that guy
I'm not what you're talking about
How about you give me the name of the person who sent it and I can make sure that they're taking care of
No, no, no, the anonymous sources of provided elite intelligence
But find them, and I would find them where we going, that's the best way to enter this John
probably around and that's what
I'm gonna hit this goddamn jump
I never missed this jump
I missed it
watch the match or I'll work
damn
yeah I still got it
damn
be nice with it
I would have died like imagine if you just did that jump and fucking died
Is this game?
What happened no, I'll say it I would have cracked up if you jumped over that wall and got lit up and
Watch your master at work nailed
Oh, oh, oh.
We're quite raided.
Very.
Oh, you need this guy, too.
Coming, coming, coming.
He's coming down low, I am.
Oh, no, he's down here.
He's down here.
He's down here.
Oh, shit.
I'll go up top, she ain't dead yet, she ain't dead yet, where's all that dry damn glue?
This map has zero motherfucking moon on it.
The scuffs?
I don't see anything, not even scarves.
See nothing
I mean scav kills would be in dorms
I think the cleanup guys kind of scabs to
I mean, I would think with how little action we saw over here everybody's
Concur I concur
You concur, doctor?
Yes, I do.
I'm in concurrence with your hypothesis.
Good.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You have made a very wise assessment
of the patient's condition.
Yes.
Yes.
It seems that way, yes.
Oh, let's go to that.
Let's go to that.
Nice!
Okay, there's a dead scab back here.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, brace yourself.
There's a dead guy up here.
I
Right right by like the intense buttons
I see him he's running on the fence. I'm gonna pop his legs
It is like it is like it is like there's like again. He's weak to the right to the right more to the right more along the fence blue one shirt one shirt
He's just spraying he's behind this big-ass bush
Like the big-ass bush along the wall. He's fucked up, dude
I'm looking you hear him. I can hear him moaning. He's on that big bush. Honestly, you could probably just spam through that bush a few times and kill him
And he may kills as well. Okay, I think he killed him. Yep. He's dead. Yeah, I did
All right now watch behind us
Yeah, I fuck
Wait approaching approaching approaching close at this rock in front of us took his leg out. It is like again. That's all you
That's all you
You got him you got it doesn't matter. He's dead. He's dead. Who's that?
Hit me in the face by the way case you're wondering he hit me in the fucking head. It's okay. I
Think that's what I saw
I
Also don't have any pain killers
Fuck actually here take a hit of gasoline. What the hell goodness that you hear that
No, I did it
Nice behind us the main dorms. It's how they get a fucking state of gasoline
It was literally right in front of your face. Oh
Oh, it's right here. It's right there right here
I doubt look at my laser
my laser you take a hit with this oh that's shit on your forehead that's
that good shit that's that good shit for sure okay
pretty sure that's the dude I saw so I think we're good this way I just got
Dorms
Go kill his ass that guy looks like he has some shit
Watch my back for a second. Yep scab monus
He was a dirty stinky poor
That's okay
Plus one take it. That's one for the quest
There it is
How are you on this fine night boys pretty good pretty good pretty good
I was just sitting here with the bug lens ready to rumble whatever you want this time
Alrighty, I will be out very shortly. I'm gonna go get work. I'm getting close you in here. All right. Good. It's gonna probably take 30 minutes
Yep, yep, G-E-L-A to Gag.
All right. Bye-bye.
Tony, this guy was actually fucking juiced.
What was he?
He had an 80 M855A1, and he had now going on two mags of SSAAP rounds. Three mags.
My rare find, a rare find.
I'm saying what the fuck
You know icebreaker achievements
You get to finish the story you have to kill the boss guard 60 times and you have to like
Find all these info items and like explore the whole
Airframe helmet. Yes. I'm gonna something's coming on us
Where's behind this dorm side worms? Yeah
Like I mean I just heard the gunshots. So it's not like a media but
of
the sky right here the rock
Yeah, let's do it see that that or uh, we never loot that other guy
On the bathroom
Oh, it's the fucking Rashal and the guys.
I need these.
Oh, okay.
I told you.
There's a lot of them, so be careful if you get in there.
60 times.
Yep.
You have to get like 60 guards, 60, um, 60 wedge guards.
What happened?
Something bullshit.
Oh my god.
That's an impact, man.
Where the fuck did I get that?
Oh my god.
That was right next to me on the other side of the wall.
Back up, back up, back up.
On my life.
Hold on.
This grenade, Tony?
They're going to tell stories about it.
Watch this shit.
Okay, let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, oh, oh, I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
Oh, I hear it. What a fine grenade that was. What a fine grenade. Yeah, free my boy trout.
Free loading. Free my boy trout. I almost killed this bow. No, I was on the other side of the
wall for me. Oh, was that okay? But it, um, it like, nice get it. It blew up like right on the other
side of the wall for me and
my brain. Give me a little
confusion.
Outside. Outside. Car side, I
think. It's creeping.
I
Go up top and look
I just don't know what's up top in here, but something's out there moving it still could be a scab, but I think it's a player
There's a lot that should appear
That's a dead player dead juice player
I think we're showing and his boys killed that guy
He's like right out here. Oh my middle. What is this thing moving?
He ran in the bottom
and the bottom first one
Dehydrated
If I drink
If I fucking drink
Oh
Yeah, this guy's got gear and the drinks though these guys carry water
Think about making a play Tony, okay if I die I die careful
I
Think it's just a scab
It's a scab. I did all that for nothing. Yeah, but look damn cool
Let me loot old thickums over here, holy shit. He had some things
Hey, dude
Hey, I'm calm old thickums for no reason
I
Am
Yeah, cuz it's fucking like rolled backwards
Throw it on a wall and it rolled backwards on me
Actually, I want this TXDN now. Fuck, I can't take it.
What kind of bag do you have?
A TAC-2.
May I take it?
May I trade you for a G2 Gunslinger?
I never forget the TAC-2.
My man! My man!
Thank you.
here. Let's find out.
It is not. There's still a dead guy out back too. Oh man, this
might be a big come up. Man, we still have the guys down low to
loot. Holy shit.
Yeah, me as well. I'm at two.
You already go to this guy.
What the hell was that?
Are the safe closing?
Smokes?
Want some China pack of reds?
That does sound nice. That does sound nice.
Trash?
Like a marble no reds
Food
Is there really no food anywhere what the hell is going on I am finding a damn thing I officially am a zero food
I'm good not good at all
Probably two story. There'll be some food
I'm also at red carry weight
That's good
Yeah, you definitely I mean if I can make it out alive
I'm in a really good spot
Also might die to hunger
Got water
Well, I'm looking for food
You know a two-story?
Did you start native me?
What the fuck?
Sometimes I just throw a fucking native me, my two-story.
You're not back at two story now.
Scouts what the fuck?
She didn't donate it me right?
Roughly quiet.
You throwing at me totally did right totally do it
me wasn't in suspiciously quiet over where the fuck is all the food in this game it's
what the shit
there's nothing
shit, I was just a jerk
oh, I was muted again!
no, I did not throw any dade to you, I got an empty thing
I have an empty thing, tortuous, and any dade in the way
fell out of the sky
Don't doubt that
Okay, I
Have a lot of stuff maybe ten minutes
Yeah, I don't know I can't move my back so heavy
I'll go look that other guy I guess
Yep, or we need to go it's a good question. Oh
My gosh, we gotta go green fire
Why would you actually?
No, we're fine.
No, not a trailer park.
It's not that far.
We have ten minutes.
Hey, you wanna carry my bag?
Yeah.
Is this you running up some three-shot?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh, you're over here.
Check that bag out.
I'm not.
There is open spots.
I want to look at this guy.
I wonder what this guy had.
I don't know. You look kind of geared. You have the wine chart so I think it's not prestige.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, first thing sex, dude. Go ahead and fill that bag up.
First thing sex. Oh, I'm dropping it. Dropping it. Just pick it up and load it up. Yeah,
true, true, true. Yeah, this guy's pissed. I blew his fucking legs off, too. He ain't
Happy I'm losing motherfucking legs off yet, bro. I can't
No
How do I do this? Oh?
Just start grabbing shit because we gotta go I can rip this off. Oh I'm gonna go go go. Good. No
What?
But let's go back on there. I can fit it. I can fit it. Yeah
I
Don't know if I told you I loved you today. No, you actually did it. I've been waiting for it
I've been waiting. I've been waiting for hours to hear it five level five level five level four
Fuck it. Give zero energy
No, I'm good. Yes. I'm zero energy. What the fuck I just ate crackers
We got to go. You have your bag with your bag. I dropped out it's back there
You can just, if you can't move with it, I can just ferry these back and forth.
Try zip, got it.
I'm not regaining stamina.
Okay.
And I can't move.
Just, just, just drop it.
Well, if you're, oh, if you're at it, no, you're not going to anyway without energy, but it's fine.
I'm going to throw my back to the, the, the try zip.
They dropped it. Yeah, you're not gonna regain with no energy anyway, so it doesn't matter just walk with it
right
Yes, yes, chef
Someone someone in my twitch. I just had to transit
Should I tell them they're stupid or well we transit then we have to extract that of the other map that it brings us to
With zero food and zero water. It'll give you a little bit because it regens while you're queuing, but like
Well, I think you'll get barely any and then you'll run out the next
right but I think it'll reset you dying I'll wait to keep going you have an sj12
check for me to ask you what I have an sj12 you could pop it yeah
I'm like over here shoot up that crack shoot up that crack
Thanks for the 11 months.
Beautiful.
This is a huge lake.
I'm getting told no way I make this.
What do you mean?
I make this, right?
You'll make it 100%.
five and a half minutes why would you not make it I can also just grab your
bag yeah yeah I'll just run this up actually to be faster drop it back
There
You move like a super soldier like captain American captain America they injected compound via my ass
Are you sure this is fast?
And you get, would you have stamina?
Yeah, I have stamina.
I'll take this.
Yeah, this is definitely faster.
Because you regain stamina now.
Right?
You're walking the same speed, but you're regaining stamina.
Got it.
and then you can sprint now, and then...
Oh, I could've given him... oh, yeah, I could've done that.
This is more fun, make him suffer a little bit.
Make him suffer
Hey, how's it going? Oh, hey, Tony. How's it going come around here often?
Yeah, I sure do
Pick in the dirt
Oh my god. See you later. Oh, I got a crawl too. I got a crawl too. Thank you very much
for the subscriber. Thank you for the subscriber.
You switching over? You were you switching over with the other
I guess. Yes sir. Yes sir.
It was a pleasure. I'll be on all day tomorrow.
Wait, don't take the bag. Don't take the bag.
Oh shit!
Wait, no. I'm...
Oh. Oh my God.
I had like two seconds to eat.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Alright, let me get my bag away out of here.
Oh.
Six Fragas. I'll be on all day tomorrow.
I'm depressed if you would like to join okay can do can do
GGs Tony sir
Bye-bye. Yes, sir. Goodbye. Good night. Good night. Goodbye, New York
Oh
Wait, who'd I kill oh
They're in the beginning
And that was a fucking long raid. Holy moly
Holy shit, we're in there a while. Those are some long raids
There's a long those were
the
one that the fact is to pick up the phone
and another woman, you're doing so well and don't go right over you
What do you mean? What?
What? I'm just like some side piece now?
I don't think you want it to be a nose reds.
Those reds are probably sick.
Goddamn, like fucking babysitting.
Well, yeah.
It's like babysitting a kid at Fat Camp.
Well, yeah, it's hot.
A fat kid with no nipples.
Yeah.
Shoot the one.
I was going to reserve.
Why?
Because tomorrow's reserve.
Oh.
Tomorrow's reserve.
Last day.
But we ended first on today.
The lab's king?
That's goddamn right.
That a boy.
That's goddamn right.
That a boy.
The lab's king.
That's goddamn right.
Yeah, but I think so.
I think eventually someone's probably going to maybe pass away.
Wait.
But.
Oh, you're in first right now?
Yeah.
I mean, I oh shit, okay. Oh, so you just own labs you you're fucking crushing it
Oh, no, not not in the tournament at tournament standing first. Oh, I'm like, what am I right now? I'm sixth
We do have a we I do have a chance to okay, Tony. Don't be so disappointed. We still have a chance to win
It's just we were the pop to fuck off tomorrow. That's what they do
So that's you're gonna do it. That's what you're gonna do. That's what I like
What else would I do would just not do that that be fucking stupid about it do that?
If I didn't pop off tomorrow, what are you saying?
What do you want to do?
I have to plant some jammers on Shoreline.
I'm down, but apparently you don't get an achievement for this event, so I don't really care to do it.
So what the fuck do you get?
I don't know.
Do I get anything?
Get some cool ammo.
Wait, I don't...
What?
You don't get shit from it?
Really not.
The fuck is the point of this then?
Let me run around like a goddamn
Don't let me man
Can't go Kelshia. I do have a big tkp day
You know what you should do you should go to labs and you use an RPG all day
Nah
I've actually I was surprisingly I want to draw everyone I I only got
I got gilded once and RPG once.
No way.
Yeah.
Just once.
Yeah.
I just got thermal three-thrail
Apolyte on customs.
Oh, sick.
Ha ha ha.
And then I ratted him with fucking
rip out of a vector.
That's fire.
Blow his legs off from bomb.
That is actually fire.
All right, well, I'm gonna go
shoreline lobby, you invite me.
I don't think I'll be on too long either.
We got plans.
I'm what I'm doing.
I'm going to lobby.
I got to go to this upper hanger and bottom hanger at the smugglers camp.
I got to place jammers.
the
I hope I can see stuff going in there.
I don't know.
I won't be leaving there.
NBA Finals there might not be at New York anymore. Why would there not be New York anymore?
Why would they're not what they're gonna riot because they win? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
It's a failure. It makes no sense. We just won our team just won. Let's go destroy our
city in celebration. Fucking high IQ behaviors right there.
some super high IQ behavior.
There we go.
Paris, what happened in Paris?
Oh, we're going to camp.
Are these maps still popping?
Probably.
I haven't really played the main server in like a while.
Mustangs is pretty popping.
I forget what the main game feels like.
I actually had to play the main series.
You just played it yesterday.
What am I talking about?
Dude, I hate you, Tony.
What are you talking about?
You just broke my brain.
You ate me because you have three brain cells?
Honestly, yeah.
Honestly, yeah, I'm down for that.
out for that. Did you know
moo moo moo moo means seagull in
German? Moo moo moo moo. No,
it's it's moo moo moo. That
sounds like a kid licking a
window on a. Yeah, that's what
I was. Boss. That's not regular
sized. Bro. Jesus Christ. Are
you sure you were on my bus?
You were struggling there.
That was actually
Jesus Christ oh
My goodness. Oh, oh my god
They won't shoot us unless we shoot them. Is that true?
No
Let's go!
Oh, I'm not stamina to keep up.
Wait, I thought they'd shoot you.
I don't know.
Wait, Black did with them.
I'm just thinking, we just blended with these guys?
Why aren't they shooting us?
Black did with them!
Just hanging out with my squad.
Just hanging out with the goons.
They're running, they're running.
Holy shit.
I said you want to be at the sun
Why are they shooting us I thought they clean up
Oh
Now somebody angers them are they gonna be mad at us
I don't know
Nope, we're on the cards on the move herds on the move. Yeah, where's the alpha which ones the alpha
Oh, yeah, they got off the dark top the Darth helmet
Yeah
Where people on our left people on the left of them
Yep
I fucked them up. I'm dead. Okay
So now we fucking spotting me at all the fucking skis
I was the worst idea ever.
I fucking shot this guy.
I don't think there's another one.
Yeah, there is.
But farming them on customs is pretty easy.
Line them up in dorms and spray them wet.
Boy, I shot him.
Well, don't have your finger on the trigger finger.
I've seen him. I don't know. I had to shot a fucking.
Dude.
Oh, no, he's dead back. Oh yeah. All right. Well, I did 489 armor damage. I will get
your things Tony. There's just one guy. Oh, okay. I was about to say there's no way the
I was shooting that shot me like he was he went behind the talent
fucking bullshit I just heard a tap and I heard you fall over oh
this guy had one of the cool masks
No Tony you can't you must blend in we had to we should dress like them brother I was
trying motherfucking you were not trying if you were trying you would have I was trying
Yeah, you tried to go back to the lobby. What are you saying?
Oh, I see a guy.
I got pretty much everything. I didn't get everything. Dude, nice helmet.
Thanks, man.
That's, that's fucking cool.
The thing's sick, right? Did a good job of stopping that bullet.
that
did a damn good job of stopping them.
But it is good.
But this guy was wearing all black division gear.
He actually has the quads on.
Those are the quads.
How many tubes do you see there, Fragas?
Bro, listen up.
No, how many tubes do you see?
How many tubes?
How many tubes? No.
Tell me how many tubes?
I don't know.
Four.
Motherfucker, how many tubes?
How many tubes?
Answer the question, Fraggus. Answer the question.
Hold on. Reload.
Well, four. There's two on each end.
Motherfucker, do you not know what a tube is?
Jesus Christ.
It's got us in order to this.
Next year to start calling clips magazines.
No, I would never.
I never call it clip is in a magazine.
That's crazy.
Clip is in only.
I got.
I should have everything besides pockets.
Nice.
Nice.
But I think someone's sniping these fellas.
So I might die.
Oh, oh.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, we missed.
Pussy, your shot's pussy.
Oh, little dance.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Daring devil.
Thank you very much devil. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you evoke. Thank you for four months
Thank you
Thank you very much. Oh shit. Oh my god
This is actually that guy could probably hit those shots. I got it here. There's no way frag is actually dodging all this shit
How is this working?
Watch it die on me tell me oh
Oh, I don't know. I was just being the alpha didn't protect me
Goddamn Alpha scab did a bad job protecting the herd. It's like did if we blend in
It's like they're gonna have to choose out of all of them. Which one is the player and there's
Yeah, but it's gonna be pretty easy to tell
Well, I would have to bring like bring no back
Unless we wore a scab gear, you're right
Yeah
if we were scavgea. Good job
extracting on my dead corpse.
Nice job. Welcome. See how it
works, bro? Like you carry
hutch and then I'm carrying you.
It feels it feels nice to be
carried. To be honest.
Do I need anything?
It's
It feels really nice to be carried for once
I love it
I love it have my have my gear digging out of the rain feels good
The car you just started walking up on the rock like that was going on
OK. Fucking classic.
I'm out of there.
Like double check. Nice job.
I need a back to you because I robbed yours.
Yours is mine now.
This is this is your punishment penalty.
What the fuck?
It's the fragest acts unlucky.
I'm six.
Then I have to go chicken schoolers.
I was talking about how does that.
You get the chicken schoolers from Shining's Place.
Local. What are they called?
I didn't order it but you didn't order it. What do you mean? What do you think I am?
What do you think I am, Tony?
How'd you get the chicken?
I had my butler over.
You had your butler over. What's your butler's name?
Beatrice.
Beatrice.
Yes.
Is it a lady butler?
No, just he's little zesty.
It's a stage name.
It's a stage name.
Okay.
Yes.
I see now.
Yes, you got a butler from the strip club.
Was he doing a ping pong show?
No, but there was a lot of water.
Oh, oh, yes, she was a sprinkler.
Sure.
Okay.
Do I need a backpack?
Yes, you need a backpack.
I already told you you need a backpack.
I'm just double checking.
Hey, go back to the fucking sprinkler show, you sick fuck.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
I love chicken schools and deaf.
Super.
the
the
the
I've never done such a thing
Yeah, that's good
That's crazy, talk
I'm thinking, bro. I mean, I had Chinese today
What's the last thing we had at steak?
Yeah, but you don't even know what the fuck you had
What's the last steak? Like, yesterday?
Okay, I'm sure I got another steak
Here and then here and then everything's in the bag
Yeah, here, and then
Yeah, because I had to put one of your mags in that pocket.
Okay.
Take your bag, so I'll take your bag.
Take your bag, cuz.
Oh, oh, I thought you were...
You're in there.
How's it go?
Shit.
No chase today. No, it's to the guy for us. Oh, it's a true stuff. You weren't so lucky
years to have a chase. I ain't got lucky today.
Watch for goons on the left. I am the goon on the left, aren't the watch out for that?
I am the goon. Don't kill him. Shoot his penis.
I'm gonna blow his legs off with the fucking big gun. Oh, we saw me
Shoot him to the tree
He was paying color and blew his legs off and he kept running
He's got
It's good
I'm telling you she's like a laser beam. I don't know what it is
They buffed the base stats to it probably
I'm telling you say bust down
Oh, shit. Okay. That's kind of nice. Yeah. What the fuck. I'm telling you, dude. Okay.
And you got the, you got the, the length grip on it. I like it. It looks cool. Doesn't
it? Yeah. The girth grip. Yeah. That's what it was calling me. The girth grip. Oh, that's
That would imply, okay, interesting choice of name.
It's very interesting choice of name.
Now, don't you dare think, don't think about it.
Just go with it.
No way.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, stop that.
I once knew this lady.
We used to call the girth crippling.
When you put it in these guys, it's all your audio was.
Oh, it's fucked up.
A scar.
yeah yeah one of these jobs you know one of those jobs I got two I got one of
those jobs I wanted to be bigger jobs is it cool yeah they're pretty cool like
how cool talking pretty cool like they sound cool as shit when you shoot them
like this game no it just sounds like a gun
Oh, I forgot. You got like a concept. They well, they don't sound like they kind of all sound similar with the same caliber
to be honest. We're about subsonic is subsonic. Does that shit sound cool? Well, that's if it's suppressed. It's like you don't
hear shit. So like a jazz ball. What's a Russian good or has that things a piece of shit? Yeah.
But yeah, like a subsonic round out of like a gun with a good silencer on it, you have a hollow quiet walking it up, walking this dog up, walking it up, walking it up.
I walk it up. It's how I walk it up. I walk it up.
I'm K17 close close. I mean that's for sure player. Yeah, that's a AK slag 545. I'm gonna scare the titties off of him
Screaming him before he's going
He's only he's on top he's on top of the what's it called? No, it's Senate was he Senate was
Oh, they're fighting Sanitar Guards. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Oh my god. It's a Scaff War. Oh, he's dead. Oh my god. Oh, he's coming with the shotgun.
Oh, that killed the Sanitar Guard. Sanitar Guard's down. Where's the Kraken? Oh, where's the bald guy? Here, my other bald guy.
guys. Yeah, he's on the other side of the red crate. Oh my God, dude. We got the
scav let DLC early. Jesus Christ. Wait, wait, let them kill him. Let him kill him.
No, don't kill him. Let them fight. Let them have an honorable fight.
Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to. It was like, it's like, it's like a bee. I was just thinking of them.
What is your honor?
You have no honor.
What would that mean, bro?
Oh, shit.
One of the super way to run through about the bag.
Oh, he's locked in.
He's locked in.
He's locked in.
Oh, shit.
They're about to fight.
Oh, shit.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Go look at him.
Go.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Santa, please.
He's going crazy.
No, that's Santa.
I'm going crazy.
Yeah, Santa's going insane, bro.
He's actually locked.
Oh my god, he's a fucking...
He's...
I believe in the Fire Purr Fire!
Oh, oh, oh, they're hitting him!
Oh, he's taking cover, he's healing, he's healing about the box!
Hold on!
Wait, this AI is crazy.
Shoot him, he's healing!
Oh my god, is that a fucking grenade?
Oh, fuck, oh shit.
No!
Oh, I have my strength!
Oh, oh god.
Or try to spectate, you fuckers!
Who's your shot at?
I heard the rest of it to you
I think Sanatar's winning.
Yeah, I think he is.
Oh my god, dude, he's throwing so many bombs.
No, I don't fucking see this guy.
Why fucking are...
Oh my god, one of them just got created.
I think Sanatar won.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Well, can't really beat fed heads.
they're kind of like crack heads with guns. No. You're thinking about crack heads is they'll do whatever it takes to get more crack. So if they got to murder you, they're going to do it. Yeah. Yeah, they're they're gonna lock in and they have like an aura around them. It's like a white smoke.
Get up and get this grind done.
I don't see this guy. Where the hell did this guy shoot at me from?
I see why they won now.
Oh, I'm placing my objective.
I do you think?
Oh my god!
Oh.
Good?
Wait, that wasn't easy.
No, enemies approaching.
I think enemies approaching, yeah.
I see what they won, dude. This guy's locked.
Santa was going crazy carrying the fight.
Yeah, dude. His little cutter.
Duck, duck, duck, duck.
Duck, duck, duck, duck.
He sounds like he's like a Star Wars character.
Right?
What does that even mean?
It means, fentanyl now, give me fentanyl on that.
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
I don't know, maybe that's just like his teeth clattering.
That's just his teeth clattering.
He's just having a fentanyl.
Yeah, he's just tweaking.
He's just tweaking.
Why did it take everyone forever to get over here?
one top than that on the strafe shot is kind of nasty
this motherfucker he's up there where the fuck is he
is what is that PM pistol what what is this
I'm I'm or is dancing right now where the fuck is this
dude I'm walking like I'm pretty sure this is like a PM pistol
What is what is he showed with it's far as shit by the way
You know, but like where the fuck could he be? Could you could be getting shot from the weather station? I?
Don't think so. I don't know if that is vision onto that part of the
Yeah, but like you can see part of the camp from there
I'm gonna keep worse dancing on this guy and just keep standing on the open. He can't kill me I
Do not see him up
Well, yeah, he shot me.
He's look, look, look, look, these these bottles.
Yeah.
It's the ball on the side of the blue thing right there.
The left side. Yeah.
Yeah. So he shot me when I was sitting right here, straight back.
So he's like trajectory.
Yeah, based on the trajectory, if we recalculate the angle
to triangulate his location.
He should be like.
I don't know where the fuck this guy is dude yeah he like I was shooting at me I was looking
I couldn't find him.
This guy was shooting me through the bushes.
Wait, I didn't see them.
Where?
I think he's inside the resort in the window.
I saw a muzzle flash through the window, second floor.
I think you'd have that much vision on you.
I mean, yeah, I'm looking right at it.
Tactics for rogues and icebreaker.
I mean, I feel like that's like open the door
hold it and wasn't walking across there or at least a lot of them.
Oh, okay.
They're getting fucked up.
Yeah, he's coming.
Dude, I...
Is my handle on you? You handle them? Where is it?
Oh, I can't handle it, dude.
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
In the grass to our left, where we came from.
Where is this pussy?
Oh, I see this pussy.
There's two.
Oh, nice.
What do we do you finish your quest I gotta go low the lower thing the other warehouse and plant
There's another absolutely fished on
I'm not gonna better angle on him from in here
What the plant this stupid thing?
I mean I don't know why he stopped me
I always said those you heard
me
yeah i think you ran away i think you gave up because i
went right here
because you flipped them off yeah honestly i think i shot too much
aura and i scared them off
And
They say oh, no, I agree
They agree he was like, yeah, that guy's that guy's too good for me
Honestly, like can you blame him like
It's hard trying to get capo
Is that why you want to I don't get the fucking
I
There's no way I don't think it's a fucking
Just gave her multiple years. Why do you have a pocket watch?
He was going through it
All right, let's just leave I guess
Great
I don't know if any of them, I don't want to get shot in the head while I'm looting bodies.
Well, I've already proved their dominance, that doesn't matter.
Yeah, but do you think this guy really fucked off?
Either he rotated deep right looking at car. I'm gonna run to this field because he can't hit a shot
This guy sucks Tony can't kill me
No
There's absolutely no way I die right now
Actually just give up
What a quitter, dude.
Well, yeah, you have somebody like 300 meters out
looking directly at you, giving you the finger.
I feel like you would.
I feel like you would do.
No, I would have to do it on the final, bitch.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, Tony, but there's no car.
You got robbed?
Do you have a red rebel?
Did you just take damage?
Yeah, the mosquitoes are out.
somebody stole a keeper I bet you I stole a fucking car probably
you better guess you don't have red rebel we do you should get to that you
should get past this past makes the past like some kind of pasta though shit
like some vodka sauce like vodka sauce I could I could make some vodka sauce
what good sauce yeah like thick noodles though you can't get those
usually there is no we know it okay say say if did it would be so I hold
like to know what the guantali in there those the guantali pig's cheek
one child I was gonna say something crazy it's big but I didn't want to
disrespect what it's like bacon it's not bacon no you could also put bacon and
I know that would probably be fun.
Why, bacon, you fight, yeah.
Well, I'm done.
What do you think about Bellum?
I had hella fun playing it,
but I haven't played it in a while.
You're going to be gone, gone.
Right, what?
Nothing.
Right, what?
Nothing, dude.
Spit it out.
No.
Spit it out.
Nah, dude.
You're going to be,
it's a stupid question.
I don't want to.
Stupid question.
Too cooked for right now.
What is the question?
There's no such thing as stupid questions, right?
There is. Yes. There are all these stupid people.
And you're one of them.
Well, you're one of them, clearly.
OK.
I feel like I'm being targeted and uh I don't like it.
You're being targeted?
I feel like I'm being targeted by you right now and I'm being attacked.
I'm being attacked and uh my feelings are hurt so can you please stop?
Why are your feelings hot?
I
Could ask some questions Tony
That's the questions I need the answers to the questions. Well, well, no
I'm just being targeted right now, and
It's really why are you being targeted? It's you
We need why I was doing it wish I didn't read that
that
welcome. You're welcome for the idea. I just buy jarred sauce though. Why are you asking
me for permission? You're the one that brought up the idea. I just get that shit from a jar.
Yeah, you could, yeah. But you could make it homemade. Homemade sounds even better. Yeah,
but that's a whole lot of work. I gotta get tomatoes. I gotta get cream. I gotta do a little
I gotta do this. I gotta mix. I gotta simmer it like
So, you know, like, you know, I'm not
It's gonna work. You're your own man. You can do whatever you want
Asking for advice
Dude, honestly, if you want to buy a jar of sauce tastes better if you actually do make it yourself
100% but that's a lot of time and effort when I
percent of the results
percent of the effort there's no way vodka sauce is that hard to make it's not
but if you want to do if you want to do it right you want to do it right it's a
lot of steps though
and like and like some paprika I don't even know what vodka sauce is
tomatoes
paprika and the fucking vodka what the fuck
paprika and the vodka sauce
I never made vodka sauce dude
my boy what did we just say
Do you put actual vodka in there that'd be a fucking silly sauce like that? No, you do wait actually. Yeah
They put a little bit where we going. Oh, I finished this class
Wait, it's actually where there's actual vodka in it
No, because they probably cook off the alcohol
All souls are made
Sorry, thank you. But you see what I'm doing now. That's got cook it. Oh wait. I just got the furry quest
Wolf's grip banally PvP zone
Eliminate PMC operatives at emmercom camp on woods while wearing a green armband
and
all
the
way why are these both the same quest
and the PMC operas at dorms
dorms are these not the same quest
what
I mean, I have a woods gun, so fuck it.
I've been using this fucking TKPD all day, dude.
If we lose it, I guess I'm going to be really mad,
to be honest.
I'm going to be really mad.
Don't lose this game.
I kind of zoned out there for a bit.
What?
Dude, I'm zoning out, man.
I'm told you, I'm fried.
They should have got me fried right now.
This tournament, you got to lock in for like five hours, dude.
It cooks your brain so.
That's true.
when you're honestly when you're locked in playing like locked in playing this game for hours it
Yeah, it takes it all like when you're really locked in and like tryharding it takes so much focus
Yeah
Really does
I actually feel like I just like ran like 20 miles after I'm done like yeah
Well, when you're like jiggle peeking every fucking corner like fast peeking
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm a rain spin. Um, well, considering I had to carry hutch all day, pretty good. I
first Waldo. Yeah. I always found that motherfucker. Yeah, I made sure I was going to grab it.
I was like, yeah, is what I'm going to say. Waldo Waldo, you can't hide from me. Best
picture book around, actually, though, that's just fire.
You can't hide from me, Waldo.
OK, I didn't mean to say read.
OK, I meant to say look.
You can't read where's Waldo.
It's impossible.
Dude, have you noticed?
Do you remember the beach one?
The beach?
Where's Waldo?
The beach one.
Like when they're at the beach, everyone's seeing it.
Bro, what are you saying?
Probably.
I mean, I don't know specifically.
It's the one where there were so many wears wall bows.
It says there was a lady with the top off.
And it is.
They're at the beach.
What, they put titties in wears wall though?
Yes, yes.
Ah!
Who members?
They had titties in wears wall though?
I was on our left.
What's on our left?
Someone's running.
What's this guy?
This guy's.
I remember dude, they were at a beach and it was like someone was like a stranger or something
Oh my god, this guy is so cool
I guess I'll kill this guy dude, don't worry, I'll kill him
You have this guy unlocked
it's actually it's it's not it's fun as fuck to use it's not good yeah but well
honestly right now there's a lot of new players so it actually kind of fucks
cuz like not everyone's wearing tier five six armor well and also the tier six
armor plates are like gone. Oh fuck. I mean, oh I see.
Okay, he just tanked a bunch of shots. God damn. That's not a bussy, that's a stormy
sea. Dude, this guard is. Okay, one guard dead. You killed stormy sea. There you go.
I mean, okay, you could, honestly, but don't do that to me.
You have to go what?
You banned on Twitch for wears Waldo?
Yeah, I'm telling you, there was a naked lady in that.
I remember because I fucking found that lady every single time.
I could have Kim Swift, would you do Chattosy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could have Kim Swift shot collars on,
but I can't have wears Waldo on stream.
Not from bed.
Not from bed.
I
Could the fucking electrocute my dog with a fucking taser, but a while though I
Think they did they did ban that chicks were playing
Well, no, no, because they they use their ass they feel if you want to use their cock and balls yet
I'm gonna use my cock and I think they're gonna get it
Okay, I'll push dark
I'm gonna have to zoom weigh in on that
Okay, you weigh in on that
What the fuck is everybody oh up top there's a scab
The hell
What the hell
I want to get that checked out.
You might have a disorder.
No, well, that's not really.
That's kind of how you sit.
I just bounce on them.
Okay.
I'm with the fellas.
I'm friendly with the fellas.
Dude, you asked how I said and you say, okay, like I said,
it was kind of like a rhetorical question.
What?
Okay.
The Celas are here, Fragas.
Yeah, I know.
And they're chillin'.
I don't feel any God breath.
Can you kill PMC's here, though?
Yeah, while we're in a green mamba.
They're gonna congle on.
Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Uh-huh.
Well, yesterday was a good day.
I'm gonna go to the beach.
I'm gonna go to the beach.
well yesterday was fucking world war three on this map
checkered them
honestly wait hold on
get a grenade get a grenade hurry
you threw it left I threw it right
okay three two one go
yeah
oh that was not probably the best idea
I thought we would be here
they're returning grenades they're returning grenades
th
of
the
of the way
of
the
Don't do that. I'm just one more.
Oh, I could have got on the mounted gun, bro. It's looking directly at them. I could have moaned him.
Yeah, I didn't even know it was there, to be honest.
Come on, bro. That should have been gay.
That actually would have been gay. That would have been gay.
That would have been gay.
I don't know maybe the PvP events hype is over maybe everyone just moved on no I lied
the player yeah really yeah interesting yeah he was kind of looking into my soul
I thought it was a player. Yeah, I knew it. It's like I'm looking over here because one of the guys started looking over here randomly.
Nice breaker. He's just silly fellow foot.
Nice breakers. I've done so much ice breaker.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, there's a guy with an RPG.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Oh, he's fucking my shit up.
How the fuck is he not dead? He changed my entire body off? I fucking snapped him with his gun.
I told you that gun sucks.
It's ass, I know. Did you kill him?
He's dead.
Okay, I'm fucked up, by the way. I'm a head and a chest and literally a nugget.
Nice. A little nugget.
I am a chicken nugget.
Delicious.
This gun is complete dog shit, but it's fun
You know, it's good with the fucking ammo the other ammo, but the seven-end shit. Yeah, but yeah
They made it more common because look at how common a people is well
I was saying before a people pull is way too common
Like if they made it as common as that feeling a lot people run that gun
I feel like that. Oh, yeah, broken. Well a people push. It's dude. It's like
There's so much about it. It's insane.
If you play labs and stuff.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm doing surgery.
So let's go.
No, I didn't do anything.
No.
That's been the bunnies in the rabbits.
It was a fox.
Yeah, a fox.
It's a fox.
I saw him.
Dude, a fox ran up and he's like...
And then he stole the gear.
Well, like from the door.
The swiper swiper got it. Yeah
Do you see the swiper?
Where where is he
Where's the swiper
Honestly, no kid says back in the name or so much
Well, my fucking blues clues. Yeah
Clifford the big red dog Kai you
You fucking, who are they show up math?
Wait, Caillou?
Okay, I never watched that shit.
That's the one that people were saying made their kids fucking crazy.
All the parents are complaining about that.
This motherfucking show is teaching my kids to disobey everything.
They were pissed about it.
Yeah, he was like a rambunctious little one.
Like you kinda was, yeah.
Oh, what about Doug?
That was like a kid show, not like a cute kid show.
I don't watch no little Einstein.
What the angry, angry beavers.
Cyberchase! That's what it was!
You ever seen Cyberchase?
I've never heard that in my life. What the hell is Cyberchase?
Is it like cyberbullying?
Well, no, dude, that what you do to me every day. No, it's not that. Oh shit my bad
Yes, dude, it was cyber chase cyber chase. Hey Arnold was going to do
That was my fucking golden
That's what I'm saying about kids show bro, I'm saying it is the PBS kids show football had
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, Miss Frizzle. Yeah. Oh, do you remember the clown show with the couch big comfy couch or some shit?
Oh, that's a crazy check. Yeah.
That's definitely a fucking freak. Oh, for sure. Definitely a freak that one.
Yeah, what is her name? What was her name?
I don't remember. What do you think she's up to now?
Probably doing the same shit.
the way she's still doing the
she might be doing the casting
couch down the comfy couch.
She upgraded.
Jesus Christ.
She upgraded.
I wonder what she's up to.
Rolly polyole.
You remember that?
That was Rolly polyole.
You don't know.
She's in person?
Oh, shit.
For what?
I don't know.
I can't imagine why.
So old thing.
Yes.
Thank you.
you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. What is?
Who? That?
How come he was a lunatic?
Oh, some loony person.
Do you remember the the like
three-eyed monkey? The
Illuminati child programming
monkey that they had at the
beginning of cartoons. I was
like, hi, I'm Bob. Oh, no,
no, it's a fall. Oh, hi.
and make them worship the overlords.
That was like the ending to every, what's this called?
I can't think of the show right now.
Smart kids, big hair.
Oh, Jimmy Dutron.
Yeah, Jimmy Dutron.
Every single time it ended, you can see the ball, fellow.
Hey, I'm ball.
That's like Jimmy Dutron.
Yeah, those are the fellas that made Jimmy Neutron.
Paul made Jimmy Neutron?
Yeah, Paul.
Let's go.
Oh, I didn't know that one.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Paul turns into a potted alien.
What are we talking about?
A potted alien, Paul?
Yeah, apparently.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what I was saying.
I don't believe that.
There's no way they made bullets out of a pun.
I believe it.
I believe it.
You realize that?
I am.
I'm actually certified.
Bro.
Some fucking kid the other day.
Dude, he asked me how old I was at the gym.
Oh, no.
And he was like, oh really? Like I thought you were fucking 25. I'm like, Jesus Christ.
Fuck, dude. Fuck them all. Dude, it is crazy, bro. You like really think about it like
these shows we're talking about feel like it was like, oh, you don't look 30. I'm like, Jesus,
kill me now, dude. Take that fucking 45 pound plane and crush my fucking skull with it. I
knew you probably do look like you're like, definitely like 25 ish. And I'm telling you,
It's just because we lost five years, bro. I'm telling you dude. I'm telling you I'm telling you those five years
Isolated picture like that that time we lost like probably like three to four or five years
I don't count those years as my life
The tkp this thing's ass
I'm looking five years back
If I shave if I shave that would look 25
What's the last time you shave?
It's been a long time for me eight years ago, probably
Yeah, it's my mind's around the same probably
I think I think I like I shade but like I trimmed it
Not really shade
Well, I trim it like every day. I have to well, I don't have to I go like one day
I'll trim it. I gotta at least line it up every day a little bit
Maybe it's maybe depending on
If I got it, yeah, but I'm not trying to grow up the Osama been chatted
You should try it you try to grow your beard bro. No, I'm actually curious what you would look like with a grown-up here
Someone get an AI picture of Tony with a big ass beard. I wouldn't I wouldn't like this
Gandalf sleeve of was a oh my no, right. Okay. That's all the fucking the boys. I thought those are players that got stampede
I don't want to grow now, I don't know.
You don't really ever get to go through the awkward phase of where it's like, not fully
grown out, but it's not trimmed and you look like you're actually almost.
Yeah, but once you get past that part, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, but I don't even want to go through that part.
The worst thing about it, because I have a pretty long beard, right?
Like a long beard.
Like you're passed out.
Um, the worst thing about it is like when you eat, like it'll get in your mouth.
You gotta be careful.
Yes, yeah, that's the annoying part.
I want to deal with that.
I'm Tony. You have to try the Homeless Art.
I'm telling you, just try it.
I don't want to be homeless.
What was wrong, dude? You look like a goddamn homeless after a bottle of wine.
A few months? Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I
Run my machine gun these guys
Heard them they're like sheep. Oh my god, okay, I guess I need you to cover me in case I miss lots of bullets
Okay
Look at that one go. He's on a mission get the one on the left of me. Okay
OH FUCK OH FUCKING SHIT OH SHIT OH
buddy why'd you go so fast
where'd all of them go
run little scab run
oh my god
oh my god
oh god damn
literally the head is exploded
oh my god
oh shit
I
Think mode them the fuck down
I just killed a four of them in the in the yeah, I let it go the floor on the right
He's right the one on the left. They all like instantly died
That was sick you gotta you gotta do that ones you gotta do that one so fun
That's a damn good time
That's the one on our one the ones in here I think
Just get her.
He's inside.
I'm on a slide along the Skav.
Okay.
Then where is the longest you over here in town.
Got it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, not not long at all. I always trimmed it down
Like Rambo see the Rambo
Would you ever shave yeah, yeah
I pull it off all right used to
I don't know why yesterday was impossible, but it was literally a fucking war here. It was crazy. Oh shit. We just gotta go
I got 60 bangers these guys actually got some shit on them
people might have a job interview they do
that's why it's event fun just fun
they just doing shit to like change up
the game and give people new stuff to check out. It's good that they're doing shit like this.
They've been actually doing a very good job at the events lately. They're not something to
approaching me. Right in front of me. Oh, I'm coming. Where's he at? He's in the dirt.
He is in the dirt.
Did you see the picture of you with the beard yet? No, I was sick.
like. It's got a cool. Do I
just fucking massacre. He's
got a TKPD too. Oh, he's
it's Chadwick Toesman. Oh,
wait, this guy actually is a
he's using the fucking TKBD. I
a tkpd kind of sore
there's legends of Chadwick pose me
yes i've heard the tales of his bravery on the field of combat
Chadwick pose me
i'm a demon to you
is it good
it's kind of funny
is it funny or is it good
I don't know why they made your beard gray.
What the fuck is this?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
I look like I belong instead of duck hunters.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Look at our small people.
Hey, cleaners.
I
Was that in the that's a guy
The guy had this tree
Left the dickhead rock. What's the dickhead rock?
I don't know what I'm trying to think okay. Fuck. What does that buzz?
Left the dickhead rock
closer to closer
Like on the edge by the road
Probably I'm gonna get in the BTR and cover fire back to check always easy right at the can rock
Something's ready to come rock on the bike on the base the base of the dickhead rock
Frontside base. I don't know. He was standing still looking like he was trying to snipe
He's dead
No, I was more right than that. Okay, you're pushing up where I saw the other the last scene the other guy could be another guy
Could be that guy unknown
I'm gonna ride dirty in this btr. Well, I think I fucked him up and he like
I'm by cover fire I'm in the btr I can't hear anything hopefully he massacres
everyone in the way to the checkpoint
I'm driving back to the checkpoint I can't hear shit
What happens if I shoot the BTR?
Uh, you die.
You die.
What happens if you're inside the BTR?
Calm down, ZZ Top.
Yeah, that's funny.
That was funny.
That was funny.
Oh, he's angry at someone and something's here.
Thanks, thank you, sir.
Oh, he's getting on him, he's getting on him, get him!
Wow, when I shoot at him, I don't know, I don't know what to shoot at, I don't even know where to shoot at.
I don't know where you are anymore.
I heard it's a BTR, I think it's pretty accurate, dude's a goddamn sniper in there.
There's somewhere over here. They might have killed someone.
It's me.
Yep. Yep.
There's like a thing.
Directly left over here.
Oh, did the guy I killed?
Oh, I guess.
I don't know where he shot it.
What happened?
I think this guy killed Sturman. He was going to loot him and then he saw you, so I'm going to go loot Sturman.
Oh
He seems to be looted maybe he's got his loot, maybe he looted Sherman and then I saw him
That's not without yeah, you got the tkpd guy
I'm up in the Sherman stage
What's up? Are you opening
this box? What's the he looted
this box? Oh, yeah, he's got
some covering fire. I'm coming.
No way to vote. I need some
god damn overwatch. I'm coming.
that's his name is Anne flank and is that grenade what the fuck is that
run is that you you know that was you wasn't it that was you no I'm looking
for him bro as you know I heard that shit too I had a run as well that was
you are you fucking with me dude I swear if you did a fucking move and I
dated you I would have felt so bad bro I was really an M6 7 I was like bro this
motherfucker does not react to this I'm gonna fuck it here what if they're
worried towards me though well I thought it was gonna land I thought
can you baseball green this guy's actually juiced he's a level fucking seven
Yeah, he's juicy, like the fuck out of Starman's Box.
Bunch of M80s at 995 and everything, he's crazy, huh?
Yeah, wait, he actually is juicy.
Well...
What did he tell us from the back?
Okay. Alright. I am finished with
good work and finished.
Oh, God.
Oh, you know, you should get
actually I can't. I really hope
I feel like it's someone's
That would be disgusting, honestly.
I didn't do laundry tonight.
Yeah, I gotta do laundry.
How often do you do laundry?
Like once a week.
Yeah, that's about right.
I think that's pretty normal.
I heard a lot. I heard a lot.
There's nothing.
I'll be the guy that got shot out of here.
Oh, D-Blood, I hear shit.
Oh, I heard like jumping.
You heard it jump?
Yeah, I'm in the rocks.
I dropped down the rocks.
I could have sworn I heard it.
I heard it jump.
Like falling.
Like I got falling off rocks or something.
I don't know.
I might have been here and shit, but.
I did not hear shit, brother.
He's right in front of me on the coast. He's literally a naked man in a condom outfit with a stock ak
Dude, we can sneak up on this guy. Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, let's follow
Yeah, what the what the what the what the what the what the plane with the plane with the plane come come come
Oh dude, I might jump on this. He sees me. He sees me
No, I'm gonna jump on his head
I jumped on his head!
I jumped on his head!
I jumped on his fucking head!
Dude, he was going crazy!
He didn't know where to look!
He was going left and right!
I don't know where my backpack is, dude!
Where's my backpack?
I feel so bad!
Dude, this guy's the slickest!
Oh my god!
Dude, this guy's the slickest!
Dude, this guy's the slickest!
Dude, this guy's the slickest!
Oh my god, no, he was so new I actually feel terrible, but like how could we not do that?
Yeah
I dropped it somewhere where it wouldn't roll
Oh, fuck, oh, no, you put it like over here by this rock, I think
You dropped it like oh my goodness Tony. There's so many bushes. I'm pretty sure I dropped it somewhere where oh what's in front of us?
I was a scouter
Fuck then I put between two trees
It's like it's like the one that's like oh by the tree
Fuck well, that's the water bro back at the cliff
I don't know right
It was close I'm pretty sure I dropped it somewhere where I didn't think
I was looking in the water and I didn't see it.
Oh, it's right here. I'm at it. I'm at it. I'm at it. Between two trees.
Holy moly, they're locked.
They don't even look that way. There's no point.
No, I don't even want to see. I don't even want to see.
I don't even want to see.
I would only imagine what that guy's point of view is I need to see yeah, I want to see it
I'm looking at yours right now
You hit me that doesn't die dude, I hit you
You should
He was going left, right, up, down, he didn't know where to look.
Dude, he was sweet as a mouse around.
Oh my God, dude.
What a clip that is.
Man, we'd be getting some banger clips lately.
Honestly, honestly.
Dude, I wanted to get a little closer before you did, but it's...
He saw me.
turned around and like saw a glimpse of me.
He was like, wait, what?
And then I went above him and and then I was on his head
and it took him like a little bit to realize.
Oh, I feel bad, though.
That guy was 100 percent.
Did he may have been new to video games?
I don't know that guy.
I think so. I think very, very new to the game.
Oh, no, without a doubt.
I mean, that's just that's just that's Tarkov, man.
That's dark.
Yeah, I learned somehow.
No.
Give him the night.
We gave him the nightmare.
And he's going to be dreaming about that shit tonight.
He's like, bro, I was playing.
I was trying to talk to these two guys.
They came and they were screaming at me like, fucking hiatus.
They started bashing my brains in with pickaxes.
And it's like, they're like,
that's like the most anomaly.
Tarkov experience to be honest.
Who the fuck?
Fucking like 18,000 hour assholes fucking no unemployed. No job
Oh my god
Who got them
I
Am I wait did I kill them?
No, I think I you kill them
Wait, I killed you got them for sure. Oh
Oh, no, I have a melee weapon. Oh, say you picture you got
That's the bear Chad he took his red rebel and he bashed your fucking brains in
the bear
the bear
Chad
if you heard about
all the fragesty and patchy
you gots to have heard about the bear
Chad
he's throwing the guy for fucking
the way he's mashing
the bear
Chad
the bear
Chad
No, he beats them to death with a club. No, he bashes their brains in with a nice pick is what he does
Fuck honestly dude, I think that one might be my last
Lately
Yeah, I think I've done streams.
Yeah.
That fucked up, dude.
That literally fucked up my whole sleep for like, it's still fucked up.
Oh, I know.
I'm like, I'm struggling.
I thought I still had it going on.
I'm struggling.
All right.
Well, all right.
I'm gonna get off.
Later, later.
That's good rage, good rage.
Way a lot more.
All right.
Good bye, good bye.
Yeah.
Good bye, bye bye.
Bye bye.
Oh, my guys.
oh my guys oh my I need to do something nice today otherwise that karma's gonna
haunt me for killing that fucking guy
I'm gonna have some bad karma for that
I don't want these people on the street, hey people are on streets right now.
I'm supposed to run the street trade.
Fucking turn the street.
I haven't been to streets in many years.
What is RSR to RSR?
What's RSR?
We're going to have some customs dorms.
I like to run into some people on dorms.
We're good.
See where my slammo.
No. No.
Rep.
It's got our hideout done, too.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I still can't believe I don't have Max Crafting skill. This is getting a bit outrageous.
How in the world do I not have Max Crafting skill yet?
I've been spamming crafts for months.
Actually, maybe I do have it.
Oh, I do. What the fuck I have it? Wait, that means I can craft two at a time? What should
I craft? What am I going to craft? I fucking have it. I'm going to craft like Pad 9 or
or something.
Look at that. I'm not scratching skill.
How fucking sick is that?
I do two crafts at once!
It takes my pattern on. I think it's a vowel more.
So that's it. I can't really use the vowel.
Alright, I'm going to cue him around the bathroom. I will be right back.
He's my group still be one moment
you
you
of
Oh, it's so dark.
It's so dark.
of
the
I
Sorry cuz oh, oh, that sounded like it hurt that sounded like it hurt
Surprise you ate the first one too
Or God
Or God, yeah, I think he's dead too. He's definitely screaming like he was dying
I just hit that shot. Oh my god. I just hit that shot.
Oh my god, I just hit that shot.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Holy shit.
What a shot.
God damn, what a shot.
I was not expecting to kill that guy, I was kinda just shooting.
I'm not hearing.
I'm not hearing.
requests for this mob.
Let's hear something.
Oh, excuse me guys, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
What?
I thought it would pen their heads, it didn't pen their helmets.
Well, I thought it would let go through their heads and kill like a bunch of them at once,
I did not do that they didn't really do much to me they hardly even hit me
Halle
They halle him
Alex fucked
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ might be scared as shit out of mine
What do you see me?
Let me get you.
I got him.
Oh, I made it.
Yep, he's dead
He is perished he is perished lost the mag
He has bettished get out of this one bettish
Bettish I know I got a heel
I'm going to have to do four surgery.
AKPV, that's AK-15, that fucking sucks.
This gun's actual dog shit.
It's fucking terrible, but it's fun.
It's just a big gun, but it doesn't really do shit.
I only got like 40 pen, so you shoot people with plates on, like tier five plates and
it just tickles them.
really it's really a bad gun I mean if they're wearing shit armor it can be sick but like most
people aren't wearing shit armor so it's usually pretty ass
I'm going to load up some mags too, I have a honey bag here again, I fucking hope not.
of
the
of
I'm going to use a gun to shoot the gun.
I'm just torturing the map right now.
Just absolutely torturing the map.
I'm just torturing the map right now.
I'm just torturing the map right now.
I'll just torturing the map right now
Just absolutely torturing the map. Oh wait, I had AP in this what the fuck I thought about rips in it
Yeah, that was a player down there
Oh my god, he's a level 65 dude, I just bullied the fuck out of a little 65 with a fucking off
Oh my god, he's actually juiced. Oh my fucking god, bro. He's fucking juiced. Oh
My god, he's full tier six and everything. Oh
Lee shit. Oh
I just ended his entire career
His whole career is gone
Hey shit's over. Oh
My god, bro. I did not expect I got to be that fucking juice Jesus Christ
Oh, my fucking god.
Bro, he's full, fresh tier six,
Alton, Pro Flex, spare Alton visor.
Good lord.
Good lord.
What have I done?
That's what he gets for killing this four level four. It's called Carva.
One whole year. Wow.
Fred Stence, brother.
Still the best pizza meal around. Italian lads.
Oh, that guy is super poor, too. Well, pretend I never killed that guy.
Oh, I didn't kill level four. I killed a guy with Ash 12 back there. That guy killed level
four, and then the level four's teammate popped out of the bushes and started opening fire
got them via Kong
Eliminate the hostile force
Oh, you got a vowel.
Whoa, you got a vowel.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, whoa.
I don't think I got snagged that now.
The speed that I am on this fucking mags, that is insane.
What are these fucking glasses?
I can't, I'm not glasses though, that's sick.
What a vile, I'm just on those PDPs, cool.
actually have like some good shit on them.
Oh nice.
Nice man.
What's it got here?
What is it?
Trashola.
Trashola?
More people are shooting over there
No car for us. No car for us
tonight. Thank you. I won't even loot the other guy that I chased down like a dog. I don't
I think it's necessary.
I have a mark key.
I got a mark key.
like with icebreaker in the game and how much I farm icebreaker and I just don't need anything
at all right now my stash is like completely fucking full if I if icebreaker didn't come
out like yeah I can get the drops but I farmed the ever living fuck out of it there's no
more room in my stash I need to clear a lot of it out not add more to it
I
Don't
Doo doo they do
Oh
Good shot it does
That doesn't mean I can't kill people with it, that don't mean it can't be fun
Good punnets at work. I've been bringing the back-up vector... that's been very handy
having the backup vector is super clutch
the leg meta in the back pocket
well 1200 rounds of flesh ammo
1200 rounds per minute of flesh ammo
I'm so heavy like that one fucking gig a chat that I killed is he's away me the hell down
Almost at the finish line
Okay.
Hold this up just in case.
Alright!
That was good, right?
All right, that was good right? Not a bad little raid right there.
Holy, not a bad little raid.
There's a stem for the heavy looting, but I wasn't like that.
I wasn't that heavy where I needed to use it.
I probably just could have killed like a four players one to like a five players
wait what the fuck did I go five I'm gonna be getting oh the guy in the beginning
then the guy behind the worms and the guy I chased down then the fucking giga
Chad then the other guy shot me in the back you see an EFT sequel hell no
I'll be if that shit ever even happened. I'll be like 45 years old by the time we we see something
They're like fucking 45
And yes shooting about 50 months
Okay, so I ended there. I'm fucking starving. I got my today. Do I'm gonna get on hella late me catching up on this sleep. I
See y'all tomorrow
I'm gonna go eat, crush some food before I pass out, y'all have a great night.