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Back
We are back
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning
Progress zero out of 53 hell yeah
Ha ha ha. Hell yeah. Hero progress. Let's go, baby.
Oh wait, what the hell is this? What the fuck is this? Wait, what is this?
What's that?
Whoa!
Whoa!
What's that for?
What's that for?
Is that because I'm lucky or...
Why did I just get that?
I don't know why I just got that.
I mean, I'll take it. It's fire.
That's fire. I'll take that.
Where's my big red package, Daddy, please?
Um...
It's on the way.
Surely.
Surely it's on the way, right?
Surely.
Alright, um, we were doing Punisher last night.
I don't know where Fraggis is at. Oh, wait, he just texted me. No, he's up.
He's getting on.
Thank you, Swellie.
Thank you, Neighbor.
Thank you, Dirty.
What's really nice, this wipe, or I guess this season, is that all of your quest progress
is shared with your friends.
So if you're questing and you're just like killing scabs and shit, it's counting for
everyone if they're all on the same task.
It's kind of crazy.
Can I do the code activation or is it still bugged?
That's a good question. I don't know. Very good question.
Can I buy more water bottles? Get the water. Get the water.
Good morning Tony. Good morning.
Fragus is here. Well, he said he's getting on right now.
I'm not a lot of food.
Oh my god, I have more.
I'm not a lot of food.
I'm not a lot of food.
I'm not a lot of food.
I'm not a lot of food.
or more fucking quests brother how many goddamn quests do I have how many fucking quests are
I got any more?
Consume of the HA MP5.
Can I do this?
Can we get a, um, that's three wires.
It needs to be, oh wait, I can get a silenced one.
by a, um, can I buy the little MP5 piece that you need for the laser?
The clamp? I don't know how to go out of the clamp. Am I about a clamp?
Okay. Okay, so we can do this.
Hello, it is look who it is.
morning good morning good morning I had a great walk felt amazing nice why is this too
heavy this is glasses do it fucking cool shit out there fucking war a walk and everyone
and it's not work.
We look at that.
Put on my glasses.
It was good.
It was good mama.
That's what I was doing.
Johnny Bravo?
No, because that guy caught a case for sure.
We already know that.
I was not sexually harassing women.
What is this work?
Do I need to different stock?
Is that what it is?
of the stock? Is the other stock way too much? It does. It's the stock. Wow. Okay. This is
stock.
I'm with 74. You can I get ice cream cones? No, we can't.
No.
Ice cream cones.
So, cones. What is the plan? By the way,
So till scabs they case. Yeah, Punisher is not shared
but
No, oh
So, yeah, that's annoying
Yeah, no wonder it took so long
It was yeah, I'm pretty I got six scabs. I don't know how many you kill like 14 or something 14. Yeah
Oh, I need to talk to prepper real quick. The none of this is
fuck that could be bad no stop yeah i found the flash drive to that do i have to talk to him more
oh yeah you'll call you again oh wait i got to talk to jager
talk to you oh yeah you can start that bro talk to jager bombs
yeah i got to jager have you heard about secret data group behind the the resort on the shoreline
Oh, I'm just waiting.
He's put down your enemy team.
I got to go.
All right, I just talked to the most talker yet.
Wait, they made the limited PMC with five kills?
Very well, it's so easy.
They were used to be at Woods with no armor.
They made it five PMCs instead of like 15.
The 15 PMC is where there was 15.
It used to be 15 PMCs, now it's five.
Oh.
Should we even be doing prop right now?
I feel like we should be leveling Peacekeeper.
And Peacekeeper just like better.
Yeah, we could.
But we don't know because they changed the traders.
There could be traders.
Peacekeeper is gonna have well true. Wait dude mechanic mechanic two has and a 55 like what I'm saying is if we get
2.2 peacekeeper rep we get level three
bro
We get level three peacekeeper. We also get level three prapper at level 21. We're level three therapists, which is whatever
Skiers fucking whatever I say we get motherfucking
Peacekeeper level up, bro. Yeah, I'm down by the way mechanic to you get subsonic
No, that shit sucks. I mean for right now, it's kind of good
Especially because it reduces recoil by 22. Yeah fair
It's not bad pen because most people are weird 700. Oh scope. Oh scope
That's fine
Um
Okay, well, there is you you can you can use the can she's the bravo on it
Yeah, you can major. Thank you for eight months. They're ten months funny. Thank you for 19 months and it was
Bill boy, baby boy. Thank you so much for the five
Thank you very very much baby. I think you're the prime. Thank you
Oh, I was just gonna go straight to I say we get
it. Peacekeeper. Oh, yeah. Okay. What do we do then? We have a bunch of we have
a lot. No, no, no, no, no. We have what job part to locate the fishermen's dwelling
a market grab a marker. Okay, yeah. Okay, let's do that then. Okay. Yeah, I say we get this
shit done, bro. Let's get the marker. I will almost swap guns. I might use
is
he's given a little three she gets much more shit
mark the fisherman's dwelling eagle eye get the sas discs
uh...
and then
we've cast scabs on woods
use the transit from customs to shoreline only gives you plus one rep
though so that's kind of whatever
I mean, let's just do those two eagle eye and what job to we see that's like a free quest though
Like customers a shoreline it gives you point and one the wrap
Point oh yeah, but it's just a transit. We just go there and transit real quick
But I mean what I have to where's the transit even out
plus oh
Yeah
But and just that's really dependent on spawns is that we don't really have to do that
We'll do that. We just do that like when we're on customers
Let's just do what job mark the Fisher dwelling and oh wait some of these
What
Road closed
He's gonna be like point two five rep
12 gauge scab headshots on streets
Get the ambush spot
15 kills of the
I said we go
Well, no, but it gives you a lot too. Well, actually what job doesn't give you any
Anything but eagle I give you point you five as well
Let's do eagle I watch out before one
Let's go shoreline
Let's depending on we get after we could potentially go streets. We can see your streets after depending on what we have to do
Go streets plus I kind of do want to hit that marker
Okay, I mean there might just probably have so many quests on the streets
Yeah, but I want it. Yeah, yeah
But I see we just we get the level fucking three traders right now
That's what we do
The link to get the mini fridge. I don't think you can buy them. I think they just
I'll you buy monster mini bridges. I just sent me that shit. Thank you. Oh like my gun
I look at it. It's not good. It's actually kind of good. It's like it's like I think it's like 60
66 recoil with no grip. It's kind of pretty it's pretty good.
Is it what's new on the note of Tarkov? A lot bro. A lot.
the season is really good so far. They I was saying to somebody they. So basically. Yeah,
but basically it basically feels I'm just happy happen. It feels like they. Made the
game a lot easier for people who don't play 24 seven. Like your progression is faster,
a lot faster, I'm level fucking 20 already, and we didn't play that much yesterday.
I almost have level three traders on some already.
Like it's not the quest are way easier, they're simplified, you get less time gated by them,
you get less quest locked, where like you need one quest to unlock 50 more.
It feels like you just always have quests to do.
I'm not I'm not sitting there looking for keys because I need a specific key to unlock every next quest
And then I can't level up because I can't get XP because I can't do any of the quests
It's way faster it's way way faster
It's way faster game for 10 hours on a Monday
Yeah, but to have some level 3 traders in 10 hours is like not that much, you know I'm saying
Like obviously I go faster than most people do for sure, but like
Do 10 hours normally you're not even like you don't even have level two traders not even close
You're still a customs looking for a damn key
Who just won?
You know
Yes, so we can attend targets here, too
Yeah, we do that. We also like to rotate right. Let's do like a big circle.
Yeah, it's easier. Well, it's not that it's not even that it's the game's not easier.
It's not as grindy right now.
Yeah, pay drops tomorrow. No, yeah, tomorrow, the next three days.
Oh, it's pay drops tomorrow. Yeah, first three. Oh, I think it's both. I think it's both.
I think pay drops for the first three days.
And then free drops, oh, paid drops, oh boy, okay, well I'm gonna be on well before 9am
eastern then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think, wait, doesn't it start tomorrow?
9am eastern.
bro this scat is actually beginning to believe oh my god
Tony you need to grab this thing yeah I know but we also have to kill targets in the goddamn
thing over here here we go goddamn it took forever I had that for me
I wish I could that was a fucking good he's beginning to believe
It's both
Apple juice I'm allergic to that. Can't eat that
My last cigarettes my last pack of smokes what you thought all your smokes. Oh
My god, how you been fighting though? I haven't been fighting shit
But where'd you see the pay drops
I
It says if you do a little bit of reading
Well, you didn't send me the link you send me up screenshot. Oh, I have to link
How does it post in your chat a guy shot
No, we're
Towards the goddamn resort
Well, let's go look for more scabs over here. Oh, I quote
Yeah, it's it's like it's it's hard to shoot the plane. I know
Hardest part of the fucking game. Yeah getting this goddamn UAV thing
Did you clear everything? No
Yeah, who has good reading comprehension and can read that and tell me when the drops are
Who was
I
Think I can figure it out
Drops August fifth eight August fifth eight is paid and then
Oh, I think it's both. Yeah, it's both fifth to 17. It's both the B of F
It's both of them. It's both. Yeah, it's both.
Oh, I guess. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'm not going to put it in my eyes just in case.
Actually, I don't know why I'm pinning the link.
There's nobody's going to motherfucking read that.
Well, yeah, well, I mean, you know, it's just the rewards.
I was also you just make a little statement like watch drops run from fifth to 17th
a drop from the 58th you know I'm saying it was the link under five gifted subs
or whatever
Tony I should be telling you
well fuck a businessman out of it is it five gifted for them yeah
I
Don't know maybe that's good. They've had those look legible
fix it
There's a scam
This game you get really cool shit. No, there's a scab
This is a scam dude. Oh, I'm not a scam a scab
it's not Tony did you hear the southern PMC voice pack they added to the game
no no they had some fucking Russian guy pretend to be a southerner and it's so
bad no it's just really bad it's just really bad dude it's not I think they
literally had a guy in Russia they're like yeah but then to be
American comrade from southern part of country
Okay, it's it's really bad dude. It's really nice. They say like hey, oh, it's not even though. It's not even
Probably it's it's in the battle pass. It's so bad
It's so fucking bad, but maybe it is good. I only heard like a little snippet of it
It's like it's like the rob one you use it because it shit
Yep, there's goodies up here type 20s nuts is it
There's no bunk houses. How do I get it?
How do I get the type 20
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Battle pass.
Of course.
Surely I have to be able to unlock it from traitors or from the quest, right?
Put on this cowboy hat and say yee-haw.
No, that was not like that.
I mean, I'm gonna fucking go to those.
I know.
They should have went all out with it.
Bleat, say Roll Tide.
Bleat, I'm going to get on my tractor, Bleat.
Bleat, horse is Bleat.
Can I get a Yee-Haw comrade?
Let me get a Yee-Haw.
Blyat, bless him up, Blyat!
Ogre, Blyat, hog time!
Hog time in Budimil, the stables, Blyat!
I want BTR driver voice line, I just want to run up to people, go, American comrade!
I like the fire. Yeah. I agree.
I know you're getting the BTR and you're just like, American comrade. I want that.
I want to run into dorms and start screaming up.
Now we got a fire.
At least, that'd be goaded. We're so good.
Yeah, but Shrulling's actually dead.
Yeah, nobody's up to this shit yet.
of
the
one is early in the morning or earlier in the morning to work on shoreline already
the answer, I'm actually not that surprised we are pretty far and now we're too far ahead, yeah, too far ahead
And it's earlier in the day on the Tuesday.
This is goddamn plain.
Is it more over you think you'd be this far out of your solo?
I don't think so.
I think like the scavkilling shit and like.
No, I think so.
I'll be very close.
I mean, I agree.
But I feel like I think I would be too.
I think I'd be pretty far out of like almost pretty much the here
almost a little bit less.
But it's a scab killing things that are like
It's that speed
I'm finding the keys and shit just like you find a key and we both use it
I get a key, you know like the 220 key. Yeah, like exactly
Like only one of us needs to find it and we can both be looking twice as fast
Yeah, I mean we got really lucky with the
Sorry, sorry
Just Igor
I'm so glad these people are gone from fucking existence.
I mean bro, I mean they're still a robber, they're definitely not.
I mean bro, that is like the most degenerate shit ever.
Like what is that?
Oh yeah.
That is like...
That is the shit.
they could have secured the bag but they decided to fuck each other instead
they all wanted to decide to fuck each other
I'm sure they made some good money off of their little
thing but
short lived fame what?
I don't know who wants to watch that
oh I'm not saying off of their fucking sex tape or what
Jesus Christ
I'm good on that, my man.
God, his door's open.
Dude, I keep getting this fucking stamina bug.
The reading? Yeah, I get it sometimes.
No, but I keep getting it, I don't know why.
I
Think you have to update your launcher somehow mine didn't work either, so I don't really know
So many air drops this season
My pence is fucking drunk
Oh, you know one be yep master Aries. Thank you for seven months and the switch
It's actually crazy
I'm job reading like I got an imbalanced tile
I
Love the battle pass trip. No, I didn't buy the battle pass
I don't want to buy it, but it seems like I've made zero progress on the battle pass
So it kind of seems like you might have to fucking buy it to be honest
But I want to spend no like fucking 80 to $5 I
I have a feeling I'm allergic to this is that it's a gustin
That's not even bad, bro. I know but the thing is I can't I think it's some stem 40
That's fine. I don't like that. Please me. That's fine. That's not a shot. I am not figured out my third allergy
It's got to be some stem
You never even know that you are allergic to open the blobs
Fuck yeah
To hose on me, dude, I'll take one
The hog them all to yourself
Keep those
right
Let's get the fuck out of here Mike
Are you turning to God that bestilly?
Oh Mike, let's get out of here
Guy gets a haircut and thinks he's God damn
All we gotta come here from the land down under
No I want to get out of here because my PMC is
the legit leanin' like he's
drunk out
streamer item streamer water bottle item okay I mean if I'm allergic to a mule
I'm just playing again I think this is this is by far the most approachable
this game has ever been by by far I don't want to say like they made the
game easier because they didn't I think they just made it less tedious they
They made it less tedious and less frustrating to progress and faster, but like the game
isn't any easier.
Yeah, it's just the quests are way more simplified, they're like, there's just way, there's way
more quests to do, they're less gatecapped, they're faster to do, they have less requirements.
Yeah, that's insurance, yeah, but you also get way more money for quest rewards.
The quest give you just lots of cash on their own like every quest you do gives you like
80 80 plus thousand or more.
I don't I don't know like this game is never it's never gonna be an easy game
right like you're supposed to still struggle with it but it's not how it
used to be so what job three is locked at peace to your three
okay so we might have to do streets cross them
Can I buy it at my reason probably not
Don't say that
Don't you ever say that
I'm sure I can
Yeah, you can
Oh really?
They're pretty expensive. Yeah, if you find emaries sell them jobs. They're like 100 plus k
What?
Yeah
Oh
All we do not they use the blue, which are in this question anymore. Oh my God. Thank God. Oh my God.
Oh, oh, thank God.
What do you want to do? Humanitarian supplies? We can do that real quick. We have a bunch of street
tasks. We'll see how you can get more.
The blue armor, thank God, it had killed me.
That the three stabs, five scabs or whatever, 10 scabs.
Thank God. Oh, my God.
I hate wearing that armor so much, dude.
We have anything.
Oh, I have some mechanic shit on here.
I could do.
All the way, we have jammers and shit.
Well, right?
Do you have that?
Did you get all the bullshit?
Oh, yeah. So let's do we have the jammers.
Jammers on the signal sources.
I want two jammers.
Yeah, two jammers, two markers, two jammers.
Markers we need the key need the key. Can we buy that yet? We can search for you can find it
Yeah
The holy shag wait, I just got so much usd
I had almost 10,000 usd
Did you give a shit 10 for that?
Yeah, I'm making allergies thing. I wasn't paying attention to be honest. I think I got like double usd because of
the lucky thing
like 7.5k but it's got like a shit that it might be because of lucky that it's kind of
cooking and the best lucky thing.
Yeah, I think I might be allergic to my hydration.
I drink it.
Plus, there's just the debuff.
Okay, exclamation mark allergies is now a command, so refer to that, is now a command.
All right, what do we do? We're getting the jam. Do we have anything else to do?
Locate info about targets research in the resort west wing. Isn't that west?
What key is that? Healthcare privacy too?
Part two
That's three that's isn't the one upstairs next to
Yeah, three or six three or six days. I do not have that we
While we're new the markers we could probably
Just following cameras real quick. Yeah
What else do we have anything else jammers
two jammers, two markers, and kill scavs at that base.
Let's go.
We got three out of ten for that.
I don't think you really need to do that quest.
That's like a...
Which one?
The base.
I don't think that's a new quest.
That's been here.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's been there.
I don't think that's a new quest.
I don't think that's a new quest.
Yeah, no, that's been there.
I just, I don't know why we're here in Maysville, right?
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Fire.
I'm telling you this isn't like bad at all and the quest the questing is not I don't
feel annoyed doing these quests.
You know some of the quests in Tarkov you get it and you're like fuck I honestly like
I just do not want to do this quest at all. It is so fucking tedious and annoying. Like,
but I have to do it to progress. Like these don't feel like that.
Plus, if you're doing them in a group, most of them have shared progress. So you don't even like,
if you're playing with some of your friends, and it's like kill scabs with XYZ gun, only one of
you needs to bring in that gun to do it or like killing the PMC's with the MP5
SD's that was shared progress for me and Fragas so we did we just both brought
MP5 SD's and all we had to do is kill like kill people I didn't I didn't
personally have to do it and hen we didn't have to grind that quest for
fucking 20 hours getting 30 kills total with MP5's we just it was shared like
it was so much better like yeah you still have to kill people at MP5 and that
be fucking annoying but when you're doing it with like a group and everyone is contributing it's
not nearly as bad. It's not nearly as bad. Yeah. We're like a lot of the scav killing it's shared
between the two of us so we don't need to kill 30 scavs total let's just kill 10 scavs. Like we
We can go in and get it done in one raid together and then boom, like.
Group lost your MP5s.
Mechanic sells MP5SD at like level one.
I think he's going to level one.
I
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom. Okay
Marcus and
And the trucks, okay, so I say red jackets on the way
We could be good the Jackson here. I say we just go down this road and mark our truck and then go to the jammers and then
Yeah, and then we go what path to all the code
Oh, nice.
I don't know what path to go another time.
What do you have a code?
We don't need a good path.
Oh, chair in the ceiling.
I'm in the wrong house.
Pound, pound, pound, pound, pound.
Why is water always going to need wires?
That's all I said.
That's funny.
I haven't even had to turn a gas on all this shit.
Yeah, I mean, I found my first one.
I just found one.
I was like, wait, I didn't have to do that.
Why is the store open?
Question.
Is it always open?
that I
sent another code to make these easier to find
the cameras for spectating when you die you can spectate your teammates
I don't know, I feel like a lot of keys and shit are
kinda spawning like crazy but
I don't know about the code, maybe he's got lucky
I can be allowed on this youtube chat
No it's not
I don't know it's not
I feel like that would be really weird unless you think
No, I don't think so, I think all the loot is predetermined, actually, maybe it's not
now because they might have changed that because of the ESP cheats, I don't know.
Oh, like when you first open it's just random?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like that would be really straining on the game though if they did that way.
and
I mean there's always just like straight PayPal but you don't have to do it like that.
Watching is plenty.
Watching is plenty.
That's
Self-feat-picks, oh, maybe I should
Yeah, I should start doing that
Get them dogs out
Get them liking this liking the stream helps that helps to yeah, that definitely helps
I don't know
I need these capacitors.
I don't know guys. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I can't pick up so much.
Never stop picking up.
Oh
Mario you can other alcohol Mario bottle
There's a smoke grenade next to the bus stop wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's our yep. Yeah, hold on
We probably kind of do want to kill these guys for ice cream. Yes, we did we did we did we did we did
on his and for the key too.
There's a smoke grenade.
Oh, is that a third?
I'm going to the third.
I see a sanitary behind the men.
Truck is not moving.
Oh, he just twisted his head.
Hit him once in the head.
Oh, I see his feet.
Yeah, Sam.
He's behind the white box in the bushes now.
There's the guards outside the camp or the yeah.
So we go outside to the right over here.
Oh, the guards. Thank you.
That's us dead.
God is us. Good work.
We're outside to the right.
The guards are there three or four.
There should be a fracas kill me.
We haven't had any TKs yet.
It's been great because of the scope.
Oh, shit.
It should be like three or four or four, I think.
Yeah.
I used to be a problem site.
That's on outside the fence.
Right side.
That's a I'm running over here.
Bag is in the gym and also I don't think so.
So when I get randomly tapped, I don't know, sorry.
They did it in a day. I was what?
I'm fucking dead dude. What?
What I think I
We said need for a starter right? I didn't need
The what there was an aid
and
all good
and there
was in fact a grenade
house the season so far
good is very good
die
clearly outside this gate
I got absolutely covered by the gun
thank you bro, Johnny thank you
what the hell is that
What's a player?
It's a player.
Oh, I don't know that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, I mean, by the way, he got a tree stick with the wall there.
Yep.
Get a gulnic ammo now that's a need that's a fucking name that's a fucking name
That's a fucking name
That's what the proper that sucks
I mean chill honestly like you can still get scopes
Oh proper about this flash drive.
Up to go.
Well.
Well, well, well.
Fuck, I lost my contacts, mother bitch.
But can I buy?
Yeah, you can buy contacts.
Not good ones, but...
Mm-mm.
I've been dating this deaf girl and every time I take her to Pound Town it sounds like I'm harming a baby seal.
Anyway now that I have your attention, chat support and save our public lands.
Well then.
Well then.
Well then.
the
the
You need like a bravo.
I don't know how to use though.
I have a scar right now. You could use a DT hybrid so early on. It's actually like kind of really good.
Buy, you can buy an MK-18. I mean, MK-16.
I have, I have a bunch of them. It's just, it's the ammo.
Oh, you don't have M855? I mean, that's my one of them three.
I have some sauce. I have some I have some M855 and some sauce.
Some sauce? I have a bunch of sauce.
Well, let me, where is this 8R again?
Yeah, that's what I was just going to go and buy, the 8R for the scope.
Oh, it's on skier.
You can put on a, instead of the PK06, you put on...
The Fast Fire?
Yeah, you do fast fire or can you do we can't do an SRO yet. Okay. No, that's like how a later I think
yeah, you do a fast fire taking the pistol rip off that shit
I had some like rail for the scar.
not work. This thing.
Oh, it goes like that.
You will finish first.
Slop on mine up like corn on the top.
I'm sorry, what are we?
What is going on here?
As we need a little bit of a suppressor.
Oh, yeah, I got the hybrid.
Is it expensive?
I don't really, it's kind of cheap.
I mean, it's $1,200.
That's kind of cheap.
Everything's expensive.
That shit is not cheap, bro.
Everything's expensive, Tony.
I don't want to say that shit.
You're like, ah, it's kind of cheap.
That is not how it's going to be cheap.
I don't want to go loud again.
Loud kind of.
No, fuck that.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, this is like the only way
I don't buy it and I was asking if it was cheap you're like I had cheap well
yes cheap everything's everything's expensive so everything's cheap again
that's how you look at it okay Raider two things and two things let's go
Bassler thank you sir thank you big booze you know no strays thing you're
I don't know what I don't know what don't I know Tony doesn't know
I got my gun I got that extend though on that shit
them where you can extend though I got it ain't a fucking thing I don't know
where I got it I just got another thing baby big thanks brother it's fire
Oh, he doesn't know. Yeah, I don't know what the hell came from.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
level 20
level 20
where is the peacekeeper 3
that's what we need
kill it big dog
main big crouch
ooh good spawn
I just found a plate.
Oh, the Ergo on this thing is ass.
What the fuck?
Wait, I just realized that as I ADS.
Why is it so bad?
I don't know.
Is it the hybrid scope?
Huh?
It might be the suppressor.
The suppressor?
It's so bad.
Why is it so bad?
32 doesn't even feel like it should be that bad.
I think it's just a suede.
We're so used to no suede.
it's pretty bad though yeah I didn't realize 32 is that bad I guess we're
just not used to this way anymore
hmmm still though I know I mean I agree with this it's ass
fuck it feels awful
and that's drip
I just don't walk in the swamp bud I just didn't that's cuz that's drip
that. You live in your learn.
Is this the only suppressor we can put on this?
Was up? Is the only suppressor we can use?
I can work for more.
Maybe a peacekeeper three will get more.
should actually
just careful in this building up here
thanks guys, thank you valkyrie
did the jam miss the one on the roof? yeah
I think there's also something to investigate for that other quest here.
I think it's the second floor of this building.
I'm not mistaken.
Should be these filing cabinets.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Did I get a quest progression for this?
Yep.
Shack next to the sordy tower. I think the one that we go in the other jammer one
Goose for right there's well students here. I just dropped
Have you heard that but I think goose for a right. I heard that yeah
Bowser makes for 57 months. I'm down to kill him. I think they're chasing someone right now
Oh, I'd see one or saw a guy. I see Marty. He's running away. Yeah, I think they're
chasing someone. Yeah, they got a big.
Stedtenberg. Thanks for four months.
I don't know. Do we really want to kill them?
I mean, we don't have to. I'm just saying if they run into us.
Where'd you go to see Marty's running down to the right?
They're pretty far.
Let's go around them.
Let's go left.
MP5 up ahead. Marty Knight. His name is in-game. It's actually Marty Rogers Jones Jr. That's
Marty's name. Knight's name. And the pipe is Marcus Steele. Former porn star, Marcus
steel. Oh, there's definitely people on these roads.
I'm going to shout out.
Think
I guess
Yeah, to the right. He's in the right
I'm good. Holy fuck. I'm a son of Lord
He's true to us to the grass
And they're probably gonna chase us now
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm good shot
Oh fuck
I know there's a tip here. There's a tip here. Oh
I got wrong bro. I don't know. I don't know just run just run
I
Not a kill the bird
Martin's fucking my shit
I don't know where big pipes that I don't know further back further back
I'm just waiting for Marty to push
He's going to the right
Adam punch
But Marty good work, where's big piping? I don't know he's further back
There is
Should I you know no no sure not me
Oh, what the fuck you know
And then it's at me. He's like it. I don't know weird spot. I
Can't see him. I'm coming to you. Where'd you go?
I see you. Yeah, you shouldn't you? Oh my god
I
Just ran by me closer to him. Yeah, I'm stuck in a bush
I don't understand why they're not pushing
I'm gonna like kind of damn wall
I'm gonna see if he's gonna push this, but he's not not I
Said we could probably ignore him lucky well now we have two of them dead so oh no
I'll make on the fuck out. I'm looking at my fucking leg. I
See him
Okay, oh
My god, okay, I'm fucking just take like four headshots or five like what?
He looked oh, yeah, another dead so I guess we can do it now, but
Yeah, I got a hill
I was stuck by a goddamn tree
Shot my legs out. I didn't yeah, I heard I didn't hear him at all. He was like super close to me. I
Don't understand
These guys were actually locked onto us through the mountains and through the hills
kind of scary that's why i went from there i was super scared that was not fun
no it was not my armor's gotta cook now too but they got some
here's all my medzi yep
okay
100 per use. So, I guess I'll go get some mags. I'll go get the big piping. Yeah, then
these guys actually beam someone across the block. Yeah, they were crazy. Oh, it's all
Right, it's all right. Yeah
Another one further water station. Wait, I think it's black division. I think it's black division
Yeah, oh fuck
Oh my god, oh my god, okay. Okay, lock it here. There's a guy at the weather station, too
I walked like a player player player. No, no, no, he was going up to it
Oh my god, bro
um
I've been eight. I've been eight. I've been eight. Stay down.
This guy's come back. He's come back from other station.
Okay.
I don't see him.
He's coming towards us.
That's all you. You're closer to him.
I don't see him.
I see him.
He's in the little crevice where we kind of came from.
Yep, I'm waiting for him.
By the bushes. No, he went to the left. He's to the left.
I gotta lock him.
He's inside it. He's in the bushes.
I
Won't die won't fucking die. I gotta you
My god, he's shooting through the house. There's a black division on me
He's that fucking dying dude, where's yet right in front of me
That I killed him player no black division
Yeah, yeah, I killed black division are there more again, there's two there's two two or three two or three
Come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just play over here, right?
I might have tapped him.
I might have tapped him.
I don't know.
He was in the bushes.
He might be dead.
He was up.
He was right in front of us.
You see that little hill right there?
There was a big ash.
No. Behind you.
Fuck, that's V-Day.
That's V-Day.
This is the next one, I guess.
Well, the curved tree, the curved tree
in that little hill.
He was there.
I got to get up.
I got to fix my stomach.
He's there, he might be dead.
I don't know what curve tree, but
Ah, there's a curve tree, I don't know, it's a pretty big curve.
Double guy behind us.
That might be him.
Oh, why is he pushing me?
He was in the... fuck, my chest is fucked.
I think I need I need to pack mags too
I didn't even realize it was so close to me yeah yeah on my left listening I'm
right but I'm right next to you right behind you yeah
I
Just one I heard something creep up
Why is my guy not killing my stomach
Okay, this is me
I
Heard it might have been me
The guy was wearing like black that I killed
It might have been the guy that we saw
Did you like a greenish like like a mesh helmet on I think so. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably he was right up here
So he's in the right direction
fuck dude we kind of need this come up no black helmet black helmet okay I'm
the guy with the green mesh on it might be dead
come on we we kind of definitely need this yeah yeah yeah this is a lot of
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god, dude
My stomach's gone again, dude. God damn it. Oh fuck. Oh fuck
Fuck you water. Yeah one bottle
of
Oh
He's pushing I think
Nice oh my fucking god, bro. Oh my
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more!
Watch, watch, watch!
Another one!
Right up front!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Black division, NPMCs, and goons.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, dude.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lock it lock it. You still got a lock in drop the mag. You got the mag?
Yeah, I had to.
I need water. Okay, we gotta split it though. We gotta split it.
I'm dying. I might be allergic to this.
What?
No, I just ate mine. Okay. Good luck. I really hope I'm not.
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Wait. Wait. No. Are you allergic to it? I don't
think so. I think I'm just really hurt now. Boss. Boss. Thank you for 20 gifted subs.
Thank you so much. Thank you bro. Thank you so much, dude
Yeah, yeah, we get all this gear and get the fuck out of here, bro
There's so much stuff. There's a ton. I don't know who killed these but I just
These guys are
Oh my god, he's the mega, the mega pack, the mega bag.
Dude, he has a crazy armor.
Wait, black, where are the BD keys?
Where are these?
What?
Oh, BD dog tag?
I don't know.
Bro, he has a cord SSD.
What the fuck is a cord SSD in this?
Oh my god.
The battle pass I
Don't I got be the keys
Yeah, I think it is I think it's battle pass stuff
Dude, we're gonna be fucking chunky. Yeah
Oh my goodness
Okay, I'm honest CMS by the way, where do we kill the other one? I have one CMS
Yeah, I alluded one a little one here
What is that oh, that's it 20
Wait, what is that rig that is here six plates in it
I don't know if I like that
It's 1 to 8 it's 1 to 8 variable. It's got a weird crosshair. Yeah, I don't love it
It's like a circle with a plus sign in it the reticle
I'll look at it. I could
Listen, where did this other one die?
By the radio tower thingy over there, I think
me reach cut to fucking asshole reach cut to what do we get to what kind of
animal is it oh my god Francisco bro oh my lord bro thank you for 50 gifted
sobs let's go dude thank you so much Vinny thank you to see our Bobby thank
you for eight months brother thank you those little six plates for each yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, let's see, let's see, where did this one die?
Guys, thank you so much. Huge subs, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge,
where did this one die?
He's closer to where we killed the goons. No, no, we killed the goons.
The other radio tower, not the radio tower, the other, um, I don't know.
It's an RPM on this gun. I don't know, it's a new gun. 700 rounds per minute.
New suppressor, dude. Yeah, that's a BNT.
That's what he has real quick.
This thing's 700 rounds per minute.
That's pretty bad, no?
Is that good?
Not really.
It's 100 slower than N4.
I'd say it's slow, no?
Marty had some M80s.
There was some black division up here, though.
Yeah, no, I'm going to loot it.
I'm just grabbing these mags and plates, just in case it doesn't have...
right here by the bush of the leg of the tower
oh my god you're massive
dude yeah we're both gonna be fucking massive what do you mean
dude he is a fucking SR 25
wait I can take that actually
the bush
oh they had the end doll
laser
end doll laser beam
where the fuck
The base of the tower in a bush is a bad black division.
Oh, d- we need water.
Oh, I don't know how about maybe we're gonna have to line something.
Yeah, we definitely need some water.
Well, let's go. I mean, you get out heal, you get out heal.
Oh, this tower, other than this one over here, god damn it.
No, no, no.
I'm really fumbling the back here.
We need to get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, I mean I know I gotta loot this guy real quick
Fucking walk past it twice
The scope is like attack 30 but like better
Empty hands thank you for the five gifted sub Sanjay. Thank you for five get the jack. Thank you for ten months
This is a new gun. I haven't used it at all yet.
Wait, they gave the...
They gave the... and got a flashlight? Or does this have a flashlight on it too?
Oh, it has a flashlight on it. I was about to say that's not right.
You good?
I can't find this body!
What bro where is it it right there literally right here oh
My god, are you bro? What I've allowed you said in the bushes. I'm looking in the bush, bro
Oh
My god, bro, we got to get the fuck out of here man
You're fucking around we got to go
I'm trying to get out of here.
We gotta go.
You're dying too.
I'm okay.
No, no, no, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
I know, I know, we gotta get out of here, we don't want to.
To the pipe?
I didn't think you'd play.
No, did you loot them?
Oh, now we play.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, shit.
All right.
I say, we get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, let's go.
I can barely fucking move.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
Just like a scavs on a roof.
I go straight to the extract, my man, which extract.
Hold on.
Or are you low on food?
No, I'm 26.
All right, let's get out of here.
All right, where'd you go?
Got towards my stop.
prone right now prone for a good hydration back
not energy but
yeah we're gonna need to find some fucking food
i don't think we're gonna though food i'm gonna have some water
um
yeah about that yeah we need to find a water moment
We're going to be we're going to be suffering for a bit.
What's our extra tunnel or a lighthouse?
I think tunnel might be faster and low key safer.
Bank. Yeah. OK.
Because we heard shots towards.
Resort, fuck, I have 13 water.
You're 30 I have no water I know I know I'm just saying like I'm running out to
Yeah you're gonna be like way farther ahead of me. Like super farther ahead. Like super duper.
Not that much further.
Oh well my stem is barely going up.
Yeah, you might need to ditch bags and look.
Might have to ditch bags.
Where you at?
Well, stop.
Yeah, I'm at the mid cut through right here.
I
Look at bus stop for shit
Somebody just shot by tunnel oh wait no
Where's that? It's a sniper scavenger. I don't know where it should be from the tower probably
Yeah, but I don't even see him
I think I'm going to be on some BP.
Watching these jackets and I will be lucky.
Screwdriver.
Didn't find anything bad news.
It's all good, dude.
I'm the struggle but I was like, fucking...
Fuckin' ass!
Yeah, I'm gonna start dying soon too. I have, um, five.
We could ditch and run into resort.
No, no, no, no.
I think we're okay. We're not gonna die.
I think we have food on our back.
Huh?
If we have food, we're not gonna die!
He's going to take us a while.
Where you at, Tony?
I'm going past the bus stop. Are we going tunnel?
Follow it. Are we going tunnel or lighthouse?
Yeah, tunnel. We're going tunnel.
Josh I will be yes, so be on before them
Is there a guy behind you I don't know I don't think so
Chats all saying tunnels further and I agree, but we might be able to get food and shit
in the village.
There's an air jump right next to me.
Do I risk it?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I don't know
Hey, let me land it right on top of me. Oh, I mean maybe it's a sign
Fuck it fuck it. I mean I have to do
Max thanks for 15 months
It's a what the air drop all my fucking god
I'm at six food great
all right fuck I'm a zero water it's not you okay if fucking sanitize your
of the
I'm going to drive my bag and we got to look we'll look for shit we'll look for shit we're too slow
we just killed them we just killed them
Oh
This guy knew
Right what does he know
Towards tunnel yeah, I
I
Think he's going to scab village on the island. I think he's right towards there
Down the road is coming down the road. I don't know. I don't know he ran towards spine
I'm at zero zero dude. I we gotta find some shit. I know I gotta just my bag somewhere
I'm ditching my bag by colleges. You have to
Tony I'm not gonna stand back anymore. Yeah
I'm gonna keep walking this is so not hidden you both colleges. No, I'm here now
Well, that's got probably had my food and water, but I don't want to take the risk of missing the shot.
Did you not bring food and water? Is it just because your stomach got blown out?
My stomach got blown out. I ate a Tarker, dude.
Well, that's not enough food to bring. That is not enough food to bring.
What do you mean? That's enough food.
It's like 30 fucking hunger. What do you mean?
Oh, my God.
It's like four times.
But it's a 10 HP.
I'm looking at toothpaste.
I wish I could eat that. That'd be kind of nice.
Is there any duffels or anything inside this cottage?
That one I'm not sure
About it's a shotgun so it's a shotgun. Oh my god. Why are you wearing?
Why are you looking in?
This is me walking you me. Yeah
Take it
I'm just going to have to heal I guess.
Okay, we don't have to go tunnel if you don't want we can.
Let's go light us.
Let's go light us.
Let's scab right?
Yeah.
I have 17 energy.
Oh
This is so bad you're so fucking back
I don't know we'll fuck a tunnel go tunnel every same tunnel. I don't know
Wow, just in chat. They're gonna get us killed. No, but we can find food and shit if we if something happens
Okay, okay, they're kind of smart. Did you need the entire no no no no
We can look we have one duffel in there
Do you know stamina is not coming back at all. Well, I guess come back when it's so fucking slow
I was gonna keep walking dude. I think it might be better just keep walking. You're right
Or water
I'm gonna drop my backpack like right out of here
I
Shit there was last time you've done this
What if we get apple juice
I
There's fucking apple juice oh my god
Noodles noodles noodles
There's an apple juice on the table
I'm allergic. I'm allergic. You're allergic to apple juice to I'm also allergic. Oh my god
There's no why you're allergic to apple juice also sir. Yes, sir
Oh my god.
Oh I'm good on the energy.
I'm not gonna die now.
I hate that bolt.
It's a clank of that.
It's delicious.
Did he just bust?
I'm coming. I'm lucky. Yeah, super fucking lucky. We'll find a drink. Wait, no, wait,
I swear to something on my left. I'm prone in front of you. Yeah, no, I heard I swear to
something on my left. I just got double reverb audio. I'm pretty sure I was the one on my left.
Don't fucking say that.
That bag goes down the hill?
Yeah.
Surgeon's house.
Please be a drink that allergic to in here Oh hell yeah, there's gotta be something
right there's so many duffel bags.
The sugar.
That's not bad, I mean, why don't you have that real quick?
Dude, there's no way we could have been on Superfast, man, we're giga heavy, what are
you saying?
In a slicker bar?
Oh, Aquamary!
Oh my god, no.
I found blue ticky.
Oh!
Wait, I don't know if I'm allergic to this.
Oh.
Oh my god, no.
I found blue ticky.
Oh!
Wait, I don't know if I'm allergic to this.
Oh.
Oh my god, no.
I know.
Are you?
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Go take a sip of this.
Let me get a head.
Let me get a head.
We get a head.
I'm dying.
Oh.
Oh.
Did you drink all that?
Oh, please don't be allergic to it. I think I drank in the rain before
I'm good
Only fuck only fuck we're back. We're back. Was that my bag your bag? This is your bag
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
are about to do. Oh, we have pretty gig of night visions. Yeah, but like cheaters and
I don't know.
What's your that that tape key to head to?
That was from that. Holy moly. That's actually massive. You just found that. That's actually so random.
But I'm actually so lucky to live because I shot that black division so many times
But he had a 20 round mag and he just ran Vamo so you had to reload
It's when it's right away like I actually did I made him pull out a pistol on me
I'm out wait. I'm not out yet. How'd you be me?
Let me see that gun inspect it
I
Just go pin go pin
Well, I like that I like that it's not bad. It's not bad. I like those. I like that. It's not bad
Well, I like that. It's definitely not bad
Well, that looks fucking cool. I like those thermoscopes. Oh
I did tap that guy
Yeah, I killed another guy. I just killed another guy. Holy fuck dude. We lived
Holy shit, we lived.
1200 armor damage.
Bro, we lived.
We motherfucking lived.
Oh my god, let's go!
Holy shit, dude.
That was crazy.
I only killed one Black Division, but I was, dude, I was a mag down.
I don't know, I was hitting them with so many bullets.
I heard the last guy Tony killed was hutch.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Well shit, we have giga gear.
Yeah.
We have a.
I have a
Oh, this M4 looks fucking sick. I might just use it 64 recoil does kind of
Well, this black division dog tag is
Yeah, I
I don't know what the black we go by the way, I got these BD keys
And they're like in sales
What do I do with these I go to the battle pass or something probably
I think us I
Don't think it for the battle pass. Oh
I'm looking through it. This is different. This is for something else.
Buy the new Battle Pass gear from Traders.
Here for something else.
Buys the new Battle Pass gear from Traders, someone said.
Where's that?
Ragman?
You can't start on the flea you can sell it you can sell it to peacekeeper
Yeah, these may be for barters, I think they might not sure I don't know what this dog
tag is.
It's probably for barter them to.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
Mommy uses them for for a bit, so it's Hawa.
This is a new grip.
This shows the way it looks.
Dd the V, the Daniel Defense vertical grip.
Oh, can I, um, can we buy the rails?
Oh, we can buy rails.
Nice.
I guess I'm going to take everything I just came out with it.
Pretty much. Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to use this.
You know, I got that. I got the giga, the giga rig.
Well, you're going to be really.
Really, I want to use this, right?
I want to use this, actually.
Fuck that, actually.
That is how I'll be.
30 kg is just going in that's a little bit of too heavy and by for my liking
are you going in?
Oh, you had that gig of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like 30 kilos going in more.
Okay.
I think I'm good and good bringing the key to
from Italy with love. Thank you, John.
I don't even have a shooting range to test my shit.
armor. The side plates. From my mom's basement with love cozy. Nice. Nice. Thanks, Max.
We got a jammer and we got a jammer marker.
And pancake.
Also, I wasn't I wasn't stressed one bit, Tony.
No, not at all.
I was actually like cool.
home collected that entire time. And honestly, I would like to
point to five
to your honorable
yeah, we only have like two more. Yeah, two or three more
requests to do for the sky for peacekeeper.
Yeah, let's let these out.
I'm here for this.
Holy shit, bro. We look cool.
I
Cool fuck
You got these new shades on
Like my cool glasses
Crazy by the way, you're gonna look crazy the type 20 Japanese thing
Yes, five six wait, this looks fire it's five of six
It's a 39 months rub that looks sick. I like that
Pretty cool, right pretty cool
Where'd you find SST
Yeah, we're gonna leave this one go. Let's go mark our two things. Hit this any room.
I don't know where the black mission ground is.
They just kind of spawned.
They just kind of spawned.
We should mark this car and get the jammer and then you're a dent tape key the jammer
Oh, we should move these up on this one as well.
Okay.
Maca, that's for two months, thank you Maca.
I recall was like 60 when I looked at this gun.
Bro, yeah, it's bugged audio, bro.
You sound like you were clearly behind the truck to my right.
Now let me go skid so again.
Oh no.
I have not shot this gun yet, I just got a last raid, I haven't shot it yet, no opinions
I mean it looks like though looks cool
the
conference room K
the
the
the
where do you have?
I'm back here
only aim lives
only
I'm good
I'm not too good
one of the fire ship
th
of
the
of
this gun sounds crazy beefy yeah I'm jealous bro I'm actually so jealous
I've already got it.
Already done that.
Hey, I had it. Yeah, we did that last night.
I like it. I don't know if I got that Zippo out.
I think you did.
Yeah, I just got a bottle of them though.
Do I have to do anything in here?
I don't think I should just walk in.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
Quick and easy.
Walk in my last mushroom.
What? I don't have any.
Well, you want this?
Player, player, player.
Where's this scab there's a scab and there's a cross cross bottom for him. He should have do I think it was a scab
What do you need that you want this?
Well, that doesn't matter
It's fun
Everybody shot back here by like just now yeah for sure
It's like an empty hive or something.
Like close to far. I'm pretty sure it's far.
A little far, but he's going to be coming our way probably.
I see what he's talking about.
I'm 700.
Alright, I think he's a good one. That guy.
I don't know.
Chants are bad.
There's like two are left.
No, we're undershoting feminists, too, and I got shots.
I don't think so.
I think there's an audio bug.
Maybe, maybe.
Because you were like on my left, and all of a sudden I heard it on my right, but it
was you on my left, so it was like, really, it's, yeah, it's a weird audio bug.
Contacts on backwards?
I guess.
I finally have contact fives.
It's kind of nice.
It's getting so loud.
So loud.
It's like a deer.
So happy we have Gigastamina.
to say, I don't understand how people with all negative effects.
They're they're going to regret it because what's going to happen is you're right, you're
going to have it and it's going to be fine to like make some content and do like the
quest and whatever.
And then later on, when you're done with all that, you're not going to have anything to
play because playing that character is going to be fucking miserable.
And then you're gonna, I guess you're gonna have to reset, yeah.
If that's something I don't know why people are doing that shit, it sounds fucking hell-miserable.
I don't know, dude. Like, I already went to the hardcore wipe, I ain't doing that shit again.
Are you fucking ill?
Fuck that.
Use time, Per.
It's only a 60-second painkiller, though.
And we're back. You can reset your character for tar coins. Yeah, I think once you can do it
I think you do it once
All righty class done I killed stash stash clutch and a nine is the name that's got
Oh, yeah. Also so good that we didn't take that Dr. Jekyll bullshit. Yeah, I've heard
um, it's miserable. Thank God. All right, that's actually a massive read. Those are
I got surveillance scouts.
Well, we didn't get more quests for Peacekeeper.
I mean, we have street shit.
We bunch of street stuff we can do.
Yeah.
But we need so much rep.
8.5 for.
Love it.
Well, actually, maybe even a little bit more.
Ready to mark the things you're in streets of Tarkov?
Yeah, but peacekeeper with the mark the tanks and do road closed
and the road closed street when a secret message we can use a shotgun.
Oh, we can bring that as a secondary.
Yeah, then Mark all the things and then your card needs a service.
So we can kill come on.
it gets key and then bring the cardiology yeah did I um
I turn in chemistry closet who was that
mechanic I think I turned it on
hell yeah where the hell is these flash drives I still need to kill Sherman and get his key
I still do that one ever, but yeah, we'll get that eventually.
We'll go back to woods.
Oh, I got shumming.
Stashed golden chains and third floor stash.
Wait, they change this.
All they do is just no kills, just stash it on customs and woods.
That's better.
Shumming. Yeah.
Also, because you finish the flash drive stuff.
Yeah, I still level in skier.
I'm still a one one skier.
Um, anyway, let me see what
Bowl two is. Let me see guys.
Level two, you can buy the new ammo
for the new 5.8 by the 29 pen,
which is like whatever.
See what barters and guns
that you can put on here.
Nothing crazy
All right, well, so we need what three markers three markers and well, what else do we have?
There's a lot of shit on streets you under the shotgun
I mean, we just bring a secondary. Yeah. Who is the shotgun on? Oh, my dude, we have so many. Okay, we need a key for that.
Yeah, you know, you need to, uh, excuse me.
They give it to you. Mark these. Uh, we can do ballet lover.
Even the Lexus key.
Unrivaled to the secret of the IT firms employees, Hymer Island, Shrewts of Tarkov.
of
Wait, I just got a gear crate. Yeah, I got that, too
Do I open it open it? Yeah
Eliminate any target using assault rifles or assault carbines on streets of Tarkov. We could do urban medicine
Dude, there's so many quests. Oh my god. So I have an extractor climb out of street
We can get the financial records. We can do population census, bro
there are so many streets quests is overwhelming is it overwhelming well we
don't really know we're not we're not really worried about true other stuff
for now I mean we can do it while we're here like we can just like suddenly do
it also probably take off your scope is probably the best on this map actually
we don't know how the optimization I'm gonna keep the scope on I think it'll
still help a lot. Okay, let me get a shotgun.
That's super 90. So what do we need to open? Four markers?
No three markers?
Three markers.
I don't know what else.
Three markers.
And some slugs, it's a good accurate slug, the super performance, right?
Yeah.
I don't know what's with the Black Division dog tags.
I don't know what you do with those yet.
I got them from killing a Black Division.
I'm not sure the exact use of them.
I guess we're just focusing on these peacekeeper ones on yeah, there's three markers go to the middle and the Lexos and then kill Caban if you can go up top if you can and then kill shotgun go for going there we should do urban medicine.
I do. Let's do it. Wait, one of us should bring the key in case you kill combine and
get the other key. I have it. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do this.
We're on the matter, Chad Bairbuck.
you
of
We've got the battle pass and one use is barters for unlock black division gear from the battle pass
Okay, that's what someone was saying and I didn't understand because I don't have anything unlocked on the battle pass
It's Tony back
All right, we have nothing to do here besides
actually maybe no there's no there's a tank and to our left tanks for a left
you shouldn't be careful it's probably no players here I'm seeing right Tony
honestly dude the frames what the fuck they're good they're kind of good they're
Oh, they're actually like they're good. They're what much better music a scope to
Yeah, I just ADS in my entire scope at red
Like like I mean like just red vision I just started seeing red I got really mad for a second
Yeah
Oh, for me?
Probably Scav.
Help me, he just takes it like a cheat.
You have a-
Oh well, we have to kill him with ARs too, for another quest.
Oh, you're right.
You're shotgun.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You got timed out.
I mean, I don't know why you expect to be treated.
Any other way by talking shit to somebody I don't know what to tell you about that
I don't know what you expect
And when there's somebody's chat and I started talking shit to them today time, yeah, I don't like what do you what do you think?
What do you think's gonna happen sure about that optimization, honey?
Well, I don't know it feels it's not like
perfect but I think it's definitely better just a shotgun before if you want oh I need
this I just can't eat it. Macianion! Thank you for the five gifted subs thank you very
much bro thank you and if you're read about it much like brownie was 17 months we did
survive the black division raid I have the new AR oh this gun's got Japanese writing
on it you know what does it say can you translate it says sounds it's people of the
chapter's subscriber with twitch a primer for free that's exactly what it says
That's actually what it says. Yeah, that's actually what it says
That's literally what it says on the gun
Fucking see you
Yeah, I got it
I worked. Did it work for me? Does it count for me? Do we look?
Yeah, it's shared. Gotta be shared. There's no way that one's not shared.
Yeah, it is.
Let the tank up here.
And then I don't know where we're going.
Uh, wait. Where's the mark? Where's the sink?
Okay.
Up in the middle of the street, yeah.
Not even marking yet. Clumsy, clumsy.
I
Well, we're gonna go left over here, so we should probably head towards the benefactor anyways
No, we have to go straight down the road to the amber spot wasn't there a tank over here
Peter
Money well, that's you what the hell you're
What the fuck yeah
There's a tank by no no isn't it by crash site and cinema
Yes
Well, we have to go to the middle of the road and we have to go into Lexos on the gun too
Yeah
But the thing is
We should have just run in the middle of the street
now
that sounds like a terrible idea
that is a terrible idea
it's definitely a terrible idea
that's probably like the worst idea i've thought of
this scope is new yep
it's new
not off one of them, not division
standing up, that's true
got off one of them there black division well we should go into like the bank or
something see if come on there
that's a good one
that was good
that's a good shot
yeah, it's a little bit
Yeah, you're gonna run in through the window, you don't have to open the door.
I'm going to go upstairs and look first.
Jump no
Hey, what? Oh
Wait, they might be there slivers head. I'm a guy in check
Yeah, they're there they're in check the guards. Yeah
For sure there's a guy in check my skirt jump
Okay, so this is what we do. Oh
Oh, yeah, they're in there we just get in that bitch. Yeah, but I don't want got died. I got a check of these in there
You that I heard all right fuck it given I'm six seven or
All right, you ready yeah, let's get it
All right, here we go
Oh, you just got shot out like crazy.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, what?
Oh, okay.
Uh, careful.
We're gonna leave the camera through the name.
Oh, aim labs.
Shit.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
They used to have to left far yeah, they killed Gus and must know
Fuck
Hey, I'm dead.
No, you're not dead, are you?
You're dead.
I just got drop shot.
I shot him in the head like 500 times and I'm dead.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's not a lever.
of
the
death of
death of
Oh, it's just 5-5. I mean 5-5 or whatever it is.
Not fucking 9-9-5!
Oh, you have probably 8-9-5?
Mm-hmm.
So what a dog shit death that has happened to me?
Um...
What extract do I have?
Ashlight.
Well, TV is the key.
There's a M6D with BCP ammo.
That's the key.
I think I traded.
Did you kill that Gus right there?
Nope.
Don't think so.
That's sick. That's really cool. Nice.
Where'd you die?
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be so heavy, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm pretty sure we traded.
You might have.
I've come to take fives on.
One of those over your head for now. Oh
I can't stack these bags
What? Yeah, it's not it's not
Okay, let's do it. Oh my god, 57 kilograms. Did you have a ski? Yeah, I got it. Okay
What's your extra act for sure should be crash?
It's too heavy dude.
okay
and the thing is
well now here's something i can tell where it is
it's a beast guy i think
bags
stacking bodies yeah killed a lot of shit man killed a lot of shit killed a lot of stuff
I don't need your urban medicine on here.
Is the thing?
Where is it?
Uh check
In between there you go
I think I've got the other part on the street, but we've got to come back anyway.
Did they have two barriers over here?
Well, that's always been there.
Could you look at the mighty sigma right now, though, I will say?
I don't know, I don't know. That chair is really cool.
Has the field coming for a ride?
Fantastic. Thank you, thank you.
as I'll plant this marker too holy stamina come back please oh my god it's
taking forever
Oh
What are you?
Who's here? Yeah, who here? We are
the
gobbas is it's new
the March F1
the meta March F1
the
Oh, oh, good work, oh, the guacamole, oh, the guacamole.
I've got a lot of money to spend on it.
All right, well, boss much had face.
Oh, would you look at that?
Yeah, we traded.
Nice.
What the fuck?
You can trade.
Fantastic.
I'm really glad that happened.
Since when can you trade even with AI?
I barely know I
Literally traded with boss watch. Oh my god, whatever
That's much
Maybe you need a backpack, yeah, you might be right
I was going to locate all the houses on shoreline I got after that, but which was the
go on. Let me let me look at what the fuck I have here on
of your helmet. I don't know what you like need me to bring you.
Well, I mean, like, you might be right though. You might be right.
I can test it at some point.
And gun, that's what I really need.
I can bring a second, I don't know, myself, but.
E, oh, um.
I can bring Max as well, if I need.
Let me look.
Have you're gun?
your armor
they have one of your mags
my bag, wait how many fucking
your bag and my gun
okay maybe, no how many mags did I fucking bring
I had like a grey mag
you have 9.95 in it
five in your rig. Yeah, that that one was likely.
Maganine five in your rig.
I don't have your shotgun or shotgun ammo. Oh, shit. There's
a fucking
I have a Vaseline
an AFAC and ifac
and the helmet and that's it. I should be Gucci.
Good. I think so. I'm by some slugs.
I don't think we need nades. Bring nades if you can.
Bring some slugs. Yeah, bring nade.
I got one going up there. Okay. Yeah, I got you then. You're good.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm good. I'm good. Let's go.
I need peace keep level three for more five out of six ammo dude need it clay thank you
for the prime bro thank you so much dude sell the key no we need it for a quest you have
the other key right yeah yeah good
I'm not sure.
All right.
Why we why we why we honestly it's chill.
I don't even care.
I don't even care that I treated it did.
I didn't care.
So honestly, like it makes it more realistic.
So yeah, change.
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
Love you crazy.
Mutiny. I make you walk the plank.
Make you walk the plank.
I
This other thing
Okay, you want to go hit a bandit real quick or not?
Okay
I'm kind of down
Gotta kill scabs we have to go to Kaposi's palace. I think he's here is that piece is so good
You have to kill him too.
Yeah, it's fine. I can do that.
I'm a big strong man.
I'm strong. Oh, I forgot about how much he's...
I'm a strong fella.
Well, they give it a Vaseline.
Some kind of you.
I'm a big strong man.
Where is Nuts?
Just left
The game just had a fucking season. What do you mean?
What are you talking about I have not bought the battle pass now. I also haven't made any progress on it either
Actually
Like this gun so far I found documents. Yeah, I found a few
FMJ a sex ammo on the floor
Somebody shot by
Towards come up stores come with you palace
Well, what the key card oh it's dog shit
I
Yeah
Why doesn't it buy the battle pass the leather streamers? I ain't a pussy. No, it's more. I honestly I like
If I just buy shit like that I can't give people one
I can't tell people how it works and two I can't give you an opinion on like whether it's fair or not
Or like if they you know like if I just buy it and I'm gonna fuck it like I'm using goddamn
Twitch money round like I don't have an actual opinion on it
You know some people ask me like how do I do the battle pass like what do I think of it?
Like if I just bought everything I have no fucking opinion on it
I
I
I
.
.
.
.
Also, we do this cargo ship quest, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
I agree.
I agree.
That's what's our extract, expo.
We're starting out.
I think we've picked up as little as possible, to be honest, since I get ammo, obviously.
If he's here, I'll need to get back here.
Did you get out?
I spent a key here, no.
No.
I didn't.
as little as possible with the B-hustle since I'm good at it, obviously.
If he's here, I'll need to get him out of here.
Did you get a S-B-Q or no?
No.
Yeah, I think they added more barriers.
Oh yeah, I just saw that, yeah, I didn't see that part.
They went like the concrete barriers.
Okay, he's not here.
Well, do you urban medicine?
Yeah, I'm just listening.
Let's go.
It's fine, though, if he's not here.
It's not a big deal.
I'm just kidding.
It's whatever.
He's what he is.
the
fucking
what you do you have your something hard it
fucking up on the level six front plate
who
I thought that they'll go
they throw you
no no it didn't nine damage to my plate if he's dead as fuck but
I
Needle mark the tank out front towards Concordia. We have to run into the road to and get the ambush spot
It's cuz
with AK-74 with fucking BS ammo.
He's got like a tripped AK-74, and he has a stack of BS on him too.
What the fuck?
You need credit up here.
No, no, but you need to do too.
You need to get the gun?
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
Oh, well, this guy is juiced.
I guess I just stole so much BS I know it's a level 1 trap or a K.
They really lightly waited for you big up here big guy where no no let's do that
after cuz we're gonna have to run in the street well I guess it doesn't matter
it matters cuz I do these first just in case we died avoiding I need to go mark
the tank behind us as well.
So we should just go do this real quick.
That was the comps, that was the comps.
Magnificent comps out of your head.
We're gonna S tier ammo with F tier armor,
because ammo is the most important thing in the game.
That was good.
Ammo is the most important.
It's a very special map.
FPS kinda seems really cool.
It is like some parts of the locker.
And then one more all down the street, you know.
This night is.
A player, where is that?
You should get your tank and then come back into Lexos.
That's what I do know.
We should go style a bit.
They get credit.
I
Paulic thank you for the prime. Thank you, sir
There's a shoot not
Host office
I'm not getting stamina with this fucking
Okay, let's go mark my tank, and then we
Oh, he's got the GL, he's got the GL.
Close brains out.
Boom!
Where you at?
Mechanic.
Okay.
I need this propane.
I'm just going to stand back.
close
Just hang out over here and hold down the entrance. Yeah, I need to go back over here
Taps on the fleet. We can't you can't buy and sell it. Yeah, that's stuff. Yeah, we're back. No, I think
I
Honestly, I haven't even been using the flea. I forgot that I even had it. I bought two MREs on the flea. That's it
Wait, you can wait I can buy I could buy measuring tapes and shit on the flea already. I
Don't like that. He added that random what level thing there
I
Do mark the tank I did all that
He's going to mark the other tank. Oh, I didn't turn. Oh, I finished that I got the scabs
This I need to survive and then this we need 11 more scab headshots
Just ending with a sub
Are you come back?
Oh, it's a fucking scam
My god, he got on the fucking machine gun dude, I'm not bad though
Oh, yeah, I'll meet you at the um
All tools are gonna buy sub level 20. Oh, they got front somebody got front
That's not me! That's not me!
Use your shot, dad!
How'd I got that shot?
He's me coming in right now.
Yep. Damn, I did! What a shot!
by the way this room is usually gigajouce the edges
you put your funko pops and you climb up this propane tank and you have the
oh I call everything
oh bt
I just hear somebody
oh your shit oh bt oh oh 742
oh well fuck me I guess
hell yeah
but me i guess
you should have a response
so what table over there
golds bonds
stems
pic coin
that is not at all
yet i'm a new player
that's probably a very silly
scattington
when they meet scabs.
Sallera?
I'm on PPM, huh?
I
Let's get the fuck out of here. Yes, sir
Where we go on?
What's our extra next bow?
Styling
We're good urban mad
Okay, he's on the crate over here, inside the crate.
He's sitting there, he's not really moving.
One on a three!
I'm just a crazy guy, bro.
Extra macaroni.
Yeah, he's running towards mid-creature right now.
I'm just gonna get him, I'm just gonna get him.
Guessing that's where he go?
He's a little scab.
No, there's a guy that's jumping around.
Yeah, I know I know I just I don't know where that guy is
No, these guys will just like a aggro about me
He's next to the creature ever I think he's the middle the middle of the crates like on the obit like on our side though
like outside of them
Also, we could ignore this guy. Yeah, that's a good idea
Oh, there's a fucking is a player scaven. He's he's right here by the machine gun
Yeah, coming down.
Yeah, he was jumping around like crazy.
So that's a player, bro.
That's a player?
Oh, yeah, that's where you killed the guy.
Oh, that's where you killed the guy.
That was a player scav.
That was she, thank you for two months.
Maybe scabs
Thank you Toshi
I say
Get the fuck out of here as it was linked inside check angle like that way
You want to go extra let's go
My wife's boyfriend. Hope you have a good stream
Let's hear something
I don't know where that's cash on the front. Yeah metric metric
in front of us, like outside check.
I think I was at what's called target.
We should just honestly just keep moving.
Yeah, I'm fat, though.
I heard the guy as soon as he went on wood,
I was with the turnaround and kill him.
Okay, there's a guy to our left towards like the diary pickup.
Fuck on us.
Yeah, all right.
Well, now we're trapped.
All right.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
He's probably peeking the windows right here.
I just heard him.
He's probably on the med truck.
He's outside of it, though.
He's dead.
Okay, I heard the other guy or something.
Maybe.
Yeah, yeah, the other guys are out to the left. Yeah. Definitely these guys. Definitely these guys. Yeah, where is there another guy towards like the
I killed the metro guy. Yeah, can we go out the back window and just keep going?
I don't know. You know where that diary pickup spot is? Where like the safes and all the
The finally cabinets. Yeah, but we got the back window run towards it building
But it's careful that guy cuz he's in the park
47.8 kilograms
I just heard the guy jump. Yeah. He's might be coming in.
They're coming in.
If I just jump off this back over here.
They're looking for us.
He's just coming for him.
Yeah.
I'm dead. Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, why is there a fucking player scab there?
He's just sitting there waiting, oh my god.
bro
where's being surrounded
yeah this is really weird
I shot.
These guys are, I'm pretty sure they're, uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're, they're watching.
We're pretty sure they're watching.
the
better
so much better
do what it's not as a fucking scab literally outside the window
it's like a fucking five-man bro I know that was weird yeah I was saying ever
I'm saying that to everyone
He's wiping me fucking yeah, yeah, they run straight by they don't clear anything. They just they're all
No, I died with the fucking thing oh my god
My god, you know the Lexus key that sucks
Yeah
That fucking socks
It sucks, but I mean we'll kill him again. It's okay. I
Agree
Okay, get a new headset I
Can't really get anything. Oh, yeah, I'm spectating so I'm not doing any of it. Yeah
out of here. Well you have to kill Caban anyway. Now look back, it's okay. I know, but well
we have to come back, I have to get both of those quests again. Which quest? Oh! The closed
and the Lexos one. I don't want the key anymore.
It's fine. Wait, this is new.
That's new. Yeah, that is new.
I don't know what the lock modifiers.
I think sometimes you get double quest rewards.
I think sometimes that's what it is, but I'm not sure it might do more.
Might do more. I'm not positive.
I'm not too sure it could also be I've been getting like crates of gear it could be related to that as well
Hopefully no
I hope you don't tell me I fucking giga locked in because I knew that was I know
I know dude I was like fucking lose your gun bro and this gun is fucking cool
Fucking tapped by a shotgun
Yeah, I heard a prone and I was like dude
I heard something but I thought I was like
Behind us for somebody's I thought he was weird. No, I wasn't him
Yep
Yep
That's crazy
Yep
Well all those fucking quest done
Yeah, it's okay, we're on a back, honestly I think we're just hunting, come on.
We need to be fast, there's too many player scabs, we need to be literal in and in and
fucking out.
There's not a bit of swarm with these scabs.
Yeah, we've spent way too long in there.
We need to just fucking run in get our shit and leave no looting at all
Eat eat stick thank you for nine months
Thank you stick. Yeah
Yeah
for three months for Madison. Thank you. I'll fall for that shit.
Fuckin' head eyes, bro. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it when
I saw you fucking fall over to the shotgun. Yeah. That was insane.
Okay, what else was there? Okay, I got that. I have level two peacekeeper.
I just got it. I need a Bitcoin and I save in the same I
Don't think so
We can't get a mate 5 5
What?
We can only get
RRLP
FMJ 5 6 and a refound and raid metal fuel tank or expeditionary fuel tank
Interesting. Okay, but honestly, it might be a UMP angle. Oh, I just got the gas hands.
Same. We need to snatch the gas and to back.
Are we going back? Do you want to? I mean, I don't really care.
We should go back to the request then. The revision quest? Yeah, we should probably
Uh, do I need rivers in my pockets?
You need shotgun. Both of you shotguns, so.
There's a lot of stuff. I forgot to...
Okay, good mags. I'll top this up for you.
I got a couple nades.
I need a shotgun, man.
Yeah, I need a shotgun.
I
Got that
All right, I get water
Richard is by food on the flea now. Oh
We're gonna somebody
MRE and shit. Yeah
Yeah, did you or did you not get my pockets? Oh
Uh, what was in your back pack? I don't know probably meds bunch of meds
I'll just treat give me like a shit or backpack. I'll try to have your backpack. It's I got a switch blade. It's fine
Bunch of meds all you have a bunch of meds in your rig, okay
How you like the new season I like it it's been good this it's been good
I got to get a shotgun. Honestly, it doesn't really matter. One of us can use a shotgun.
I'll just do one of us with it.
Yeah.
I need seven more.
I'll still do it. Alice, I need to bring it into the raid for it to count. Okay. I got
a wig, helmet, armor.
That should be good. We've got some needs.
Okay.
I lied. I can't get any needs.
I
Turned this in real quick
That was definitely number two
Well, you get a bunch of shit out there that quest by the way the one for
the bottom room
You get a bunch of stuff for shoreline stuff
for what?
The bottom quest we need to get the key and go up top you get light out shit and oh, yeah bad
Yeah, I wanted to get it done
I
Bro
Doesn't this guy this landmark I ever get bored of playing this really you should get an actual job
I feel sorry for him bro go back to flipping burgers and put the fries in the bag
Put the fries in the bag little one
Put them in the bag
I
Jesus Christ
No pickles on my shit, no pickles on my shit
Are you gonna fries bro? I'm actually starving. I'm starving
a single one's up because the guy had BP fucking Val ammo.
Honestly, same girl.
Well, I want to go making my burger.
No, I don't want that guy breathing my oxygen.
It isn't obtainable.
I don't know.
I don't want to breathing my fucking oxygen.
All right, here we go, here we go, and AIDS is one tap, yeah, and AIDS is one tap.
spawn
I love cats
let's go
I don't think he's here.
He's not here?
Yeah, I don't think so.
We're just gonna tag your shit.
Yeah.
Unless they're like, they don't want
to turrets anymore, but I don't think he's here.
Fortunately.
Let's get your.
We'll have to get seven scabs of the shotgun.
Come tag this first.
Well, I'm going to grab this one, and then, I guess,
it doesn't really matter.
as we are just sort of a damaged
I just got a tarban key
what?
I guess I don't know
open one for me I got you dude I got you open one up I just open that jacket
there's a tarpan key in there we're rich fucking hell yeah we're fucking
rich oh my god oh we're hella rich I just found 14 19 tarquins 18 tarquins
Yeah, there's money here still.
Holy moly, you killed a scoundrel.
Holy moly, ooh.
Hey!
No, no, no, I stopped to kill a scoundrel. I need six more.
I need six more I'm not even picking I'm like picking these up what Tarquin is that my own might as well
I'm gonna be shot by sewer I think this guy's off front if I'm gonna kill that John
one more
holy shit
not five more fuck
I missed
I was in there my man Jesus
ah 132,179, I'm 25
what else do you need to do is that reset
that's it, that's it
size of scabs, okay which one
let's go abandoned
that John will pick him up maybe just reset
well yeah I don't have the other key
I need that
wait I wonder if it's gonna
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if we're gonna bite on the tree.
See a scab, can I snipe him?
I believe in ya.
Oh, fuck.
Yes, we are, thank you, belly.
Oh, I don't have painkillers.
They're in your rig.
Hold on, I'm off.
There's a tree vest lead in there.
Oh, I meant like a quicker use one
Wait, is that Sniper Scav home?
Yeah, it is
I got him
More and more
Sniper Scav shooting me
Probably the cord rich one class? No I did not. No one has a benign.
I did not bait. Thank you for six months to which prime. Thank you sir.
Get the black division gear kill black division on shoreline
How do you think I got it I
Just wanna run and I love a phone that's actually
well you won't have headphones though that's fine that is fine with me give me
them contacts then
walk all right fine we'll both be deaf here you go fine you're fucking deaf then
give me your headset
my fucking pockets right wow if you're wearing that you're not using them one
of us should be wearing the contact vibes
My fucking pockets right? What do you mean one of us should be worried about for the team
For the benefit of the team for the greater good well I have a bash this lab
But honestly it doesn't really save me. Oh, I thought you were putting the rolling it on me. Well, no
Is that Coliseum
I don't know if I want to peek that again. I was going to scare you.
Dude, they killed ColissiQuest.
Here, my scabs. Let's go back to the hotel.
Hello?
Hello.
I'm going to the hall here.
I
Know what it was I just finished a quest did you get the assault rifle carbine kill quest done
I need two more of those
No, I think we have the the other one we don't have data with the other quest I got you said come on
I
Said we just let him go bro. Oh, yeah, there's no point now
Who you a pee I kind of want to use a you a pee bro and to see we get the longer barrel like I kind of
I kind of want to see how good it is. He might actually be pretty good right now
You appear early way is pretty good
FMJ or whatever laser match is not bad
I understand is shoot slow. I understand I get it. I understand it
Why not do anything to armor
But
Listen, you sniper scot. There's an 80 or 60 inch barrel for the UMP
Yeah, well that sounds cool as fuck. Yeah, get this guy in the head with the shotgun. I don't need two more kills
Okay, well, we'll just like
everyone has armor
we could and I request to kill him
any three scabs headshots at the shoddy so
I don't know where three goddamn scabs are
wish me luck
I'm well, we can check
Yeah, that's the fuck that we can check
Wait, you change these?
Don't tell them open
I'm shooting it, no, I'm shooting it.
Goodbye.
Oh.
Hello.
This is fucking standard, man.
Well, we can check.
Get it back.
Wait, did you just...
I just got everything.
I don't see it, man.
I can't really see because of the cumvlog.
I think it's...
We can check and see if...
Colossi's up, I don't know if I can fight that guy.
AI's are in arcana, different.
I need two more scavs.
for the shugging yeah
give me four scabs total that nature we can probably find four scabs
when there's a question here
why is it oh i got the marker too
good, pretty good
hey this document your vacation
I don't know how we do it, Dad.
Uh, it's probably a main quest like this.
Or something, yeah.
Uh, no hands, think of the seven months.
We got no hands.
Maybe on the street out here.
Right to the right.
I have an 8.
He's probably in the grass.
That might...
Kill him.
That's really good.
These are infected.
He might be dead.
In the office building across the street.
This guy.
I don't have the office building. Jewelry building or whatever.
We should just leave.
I can't see anything.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Just go to the mall.
This isn't worth it.
I agree.
Oh, I'm not gonna see that guy, so I'm gonna do here.
Oh, that's this guy.
He has the type 20, bro.
Yeah, fuck that.
Just probably come back, they're running, they're running, I think.
There's a scav.
I think I'd be starting to scav.
Could be.
probably them. I think it is. Wait, they don't have scabs. Yeah, they do. They do. Come
on. It's cars, dude. Pretty sure. That's Calante. Oh, my God. I want our double peek
with you
yeah I just got it
you got what?
other scabs?
I don't want to see you
I'll watch behind us
I
Don't fucking die
I mean, I think I finished my glass
I don't have to kill more of these
Let me know if you do more.
No, no, I'm still like one or two.
Back here, he's behind this metal shit right here.
Yeah, I just want to double peek with you.
There's two of them there.
I'll see him. Oh, I see him.
What?
He's shooting me with his gun, not even.
What the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
He just shot me with his gun, not even fucking bro.
It was sideways.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was his gun, Tony.
I agree.
He shot me with his fucking gun.
I agree.
It did sound like a gun.
His ship, dude, is sideways.
Shoot me with his gun.
Shoot me with his gun, dude.
Why did you shoot me with his gun?
Well, I don't know. What's wrong with that guy?
There's a crumb on this guy.
I mean, it's probably really good. Yeah, good. Well, I can't I can't grab it
He's got a bunch of shrap 10s
You're shooting somebody with that shit right now. Oh my god, they're fucking gone
Oh
I don't have an angle I have no stamp either please don't kill me I can't see him please
don't kill me I gotta stamp baited two in the first gap fuck I should have taken it
I left the bait a bag I'm dumb you stab me we're gonna need it brother hold on hold on
fuck up this flair yeah that would not be good Tony did that do you not have one
do I have one okay I'm just saying though you're gonna run out there and I yep I'll be bad
ready yeah let's go what the hell they know you these these is your transmission what the
fuck was that oh shit we're gonna tell you oh my god oh geez oh take cover fuck that guy dude
yeah fuck that guy yeah fuck that guy
i'm raiden
Yeah, this map is a yeah, this map is interesting. Yeah. I don't like this map anymore.
I think luck is just giving hella quest rewards.
Yeah, I appreciate what it is.
Because, dude, I have 4.8 mil and, like, I haven't sold a single fucking item.
Here's my Doc's case.
Hey.
Did they buff the key tool?
Was it always this many keys?
I don't know.
What luck he's for.
I think you get double quest rewards either all the time or some of the time.
but I'm getting a hell of money from quests.
But it does seem like that's what it does.
Kinda seems to be the case.
Lucky Park reduced the frequency of negative chance events
that re-rolls or lowers the chance
for weapon malfunctions, jams fractures
or heavier light bleeds.
Oh
That's jamming hell yeah, dude. I like that
Okay, hold on which of you took unlucky. Did your shit just jam Parma? Yeah, that's yeah, that sounds awful
That's fucking terrible. That's actually a massive W
Yeah, wait that actually might be really good thank God
All right, we just have to yeah, I mean we just have to kill these last like two scavs
We need to find a delicious also y'all and we had the idea of those just a halge
Yes, I do. We need to go to the stores and we need to find a delicious. Yeah, but I'm
I don't have a sausage yet.
Yeah, we got to find a sausage.
Just questions that.
Yeah, good.
Well, I'll worry about doing those stores
when we find the goddamn sausage.
Well, tell them.
Oh, no, because all we have to do is just tag them all, right?
Yeah, but then you have to find the sausage, too.
Wait, does it not just give you the credit for, like, no, I don't know that.
I don't know.
Yes, I don't know if we could play, we could play, we could play in the South Carolina launch.
Maybe.
Alright, let's go to the streets.
Yep, I'm gonna grab my food real quick. I'm starving.
Bring a flare too.
I
Have a flower all right, don't kill you I'm gonna food on
I randomly died a frost bite I guess that was on me say
You see not Q
Yeah, we'll be
Yeah
He's got that bro, but how long did they we get food he got a whole fucking feast in coming or what?
What the fuck you mean you got goddamn bucket of fucking chicken and rice which this guy
I got to eat.
Yeah, honestly, probably should have been a little bit.
I'm not gonna let's save a fool of you and then he said yeah, you better fucking listen to me
And then he heard it. I heard up. It was like loaded and cocked my fucking gun. I sneered my PC
I heard it
Come on up we
Account
One more
Hell yeah, let me get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's go put a busy pal, say that
Busy pal say that. Oh, okay. Do you still have that key on you?
Yeah
Do you now and say it's gonna be when we have max skills and we pop like a trim at all
Oh, it's gonna be the same. It's good. Literally
Okay, done. Thank you, Tony. Thank you for the backpack
Drop in the shotgun
Get that moolah
Get that moolah
I don't even know, I don't even know where the guy is, or if he's here at Bandit, thank
you for 64 months, thank you Bandit, thank you Grizzly, well I heard a scab, is that
them maybe we were just trying to talk about what guy are you talking about
oh yeah I'm talking about I'm talking about you should have someone else yeah
yeah other side probably okay let's get in there fucking run this day ready yeah
I'm lubricating yeah hold on let me do the same
Are you ready?
Oh shit somebody else
Come on that's bad that's better
Hey, Gus is not fucking dying dude.
I'm not gonna need to kill him though.
Oh! I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, he ran in here and I was fucking reloading.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Dude, I just started doing 360s.
I just started doing 360s.
I just started doing 360s.
I was spitting out it dude.
Oh my god dude.
There's people on the other side. Yeah
Did I need to kill boss much there no, no, no, no, you don't you don't
Do you actually mother fucking tiger bro, what tiger I want you to send him a beach
should we just grab the fucking thing and run back out
we got clear this let me go first because I have to run in
what they're innate at this crappier
for sure he's lurking
you're spending a lot
I
Pretty good need
Army, I mean blow me blow me
That's him that's him that should shooting I gotta have you believe
Wait, why he's climbed up? I'm okay. I don't I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm up top
I'm up top. He's on the opposite side of the crates
I'm gonna go inside
He's pushing?
He's fucking, he's not dead, he's pushed up.
That guy's fucking invincible dude, that guy's fucking invincible.
Fucking invincible.
That guy was not died dude.
Oh, he got blocked.
Alright, well, we got him.
Yeah, finally, eventually.
I heard a million bullets hitting him.
Yeah, and I don't understand.
Gunner, grab the key. Do you want the PKKP?
Uh, I'll take the CQCM instead.
I
Have to go to
The key I don't think we need a PKP look at amity have the GMO. Oh my god
Box of it. Let's take a box. I'm gonna go get the quest
Eventually need the PKP
the
uh...
okay
i'm gonna see what this guy had
uh...
oh my god i'm so happy now i'm a fucking lion
oh i need i need your key i need your key
yeah i'm coming i'm coming
It's got a context.
Should we take the code?
It's kind of like backtracking.
What's your extract?
Probably damaged house.
Your level five plays.
It's only why you're so tanky.
He's running opposite side.
Aspect?
Yeah, that's not aspect.
I'm coming to you.
You're on the CQC.
Yeah, in front of Aspect.
In front of Aspect.
Can you see if you can angle from the top window?
No, I can't.
Are you sure?
Sure, I'll do.
Not to where he is.
AB.
This is a scoundrel.
This is a scoundrel.
There's just an angle you can get on top of this box
if he runs it in Aspect.
Just, just a scab.
So heavy.
This fucking PKM is really, uh, way to be done.
Should I be bothered with the fucking PKP?
Honestly, I don't really need it. I think...
That's like a way later
And you grab that box of BT
No, it's on him. I
Thought this was a TVL mag. Well, I'm six wasn't here
All right, let me grab this makes me space in here. I
Could drop it but
I'll just keep it
We got a go bro. Oh, there's gonna be player scouts like hardcore
All right
Fucking go
I'm scared off front.
Got the quest, yep, I did.
Alright.
That was very safe.
We have crash site, we have crash site.
We should have crash site.
Movement, movement over here.
Yeah, it's not a thing
I might do the scab
I'm just a first. I mean I've kind of a really good helmet on
See me in that fight
I'm just real slow
I'm going to wait a little bit before you go out, I got to get your stand back.
Running, on the right, on the right, on the right.
Going to do a scab again.
Another scab on the right too.
Oh, so when it's like this.
That might be a player scab.
Oh my fucking god, yes it was I got a holy shit. He is that show me thank God
Dude, yeah, we got a fucking go. Wow. Let's go. Let's go. Wow. Wow
Wow says fucking shotgun player scouts
We got to get the fuck off of this map, yep.
Actually, though.
So many player scabs, it's fucking insane. They're everywhere.
I don't know why this map is all maps, I mean it is a game of a map.
Everyone always scabs this shit.
Skull mounts to do, yeah. I got this gun on the Black Division.
something on the right, something on the right.
There's this guy over there. There's this guy. He said one of you need to go up.
That's what he said.
One of you need to go up.
That's not what I heard. Okay, come on. Jesus Christ.
Come on. Alright.
I don't know. That was it. Alright.
that is not okay all right oh my god you son of a bitch
yeah fuck that scab oh shit oh yeah he heard you Jesus good job all right I
I definitely need to take a second to grab my food and take a bite because I am starving.
Yeah, you enjoy.
I'll starve myself again today.
All right.
We're fighting goddamn T-1000 over there.
That man was a fucking metal endoskeleton surrounded by organic tissue.
is
an artificial intelligence and back and time from the future to kill scav cannot
to
Well, I didn't take that long to get that quest.
Yeah, that was actually pretty quick.
All right, good ass.
Good ass raids, though.
That was that was a fight.
Yeah, yeah.
We got the shotgun done.
So let's see what we get after that.
We got nothing.
We got Watch out three.
So we're back on Snowline.
What's your level 3 now?
Wait, totally. Wait, hold on. Let me see what it gets.
Let's see what we get.
I'm going to aim target with DMRs on reserve.
We could MA-55, and we could barter MA-55A1 with the BD dog tag.
The Black Division dog tags. Oh, well, that's going to be...
That's going to be hard to kill them.
But we got AP-63 as well.
Yeah, but you get some from the code.
The codes that didn't work for me
Okay, let me try it again. Oh wait, we get L191 honestly P90 not too bad L191
Not too bad. That's actually pretty good
Okay, by 1200 rounds I may 5-5 because I know I'm gonna use this shit out of that
I'm still in this tiger
I
Wear a drip bucket. Yeah, Joe
Actually, you can sell it. I'm sorry. Are you I have five miles. So if I need it by the way, Hydra shock you get
two hundred sixteen rounds per reset
Which is
Yeah
That is kind of insane
That ammo will fuck people up. Okay. I'm gonna buy that
Yeah, I'm buying that I was also I was saying I want nine one isn't too bad either
Yeah, but the P&A is kind of ass
I'm tired you know, you could buy it. It's kind of ass though
That's right, I'll try it especially right now. It's probably pretty good. Hey, baby
What else I mean, yeah, I like to mission dog tags
I'm gonna wait to use those dog tags is I don't I got more of them
.
You were with the go by the one
I saw a little one skewer,
how
, I
None of it really matters, but we could do the kill skies on interchange ground zero or woods
I like it like
Peacekeeper requires six rap
Six rep yeah
No, we have 2.7. That's not that bad
do because I need to figured that I'm just you figured out because I might
look with you.
Just fucking anything else on woods.
We go to woods. Oh, it's kind of a shitty quest anyway.
I we're going to interchange kill go to all the stores kill four PMC's and
kill some scabs under that under that
and
all of us are going to see your quest on the level to scare
the idea that you do we need any market now there's nothing it's just kill four PMC is go to the stores and
Kill some scabs overall. That's all we need to do like all the traitors. Yeah, we need 18 scabs
That's it on interchange that's all I can do unless you want to stash contacts and shit like that. We might as well bring the contacts
Just to get it like halfway done. You know me. All right. We could do these sales as well
I guess I'm going to come tax
Wait, is it to
Should be unless they change it. No, it's just one
What 60 47 olive drab of one contact. Do you have um?
Wait, you're coming yet. Oh
No, cuz I don't have skier level but I'm trying to get the skin. That's customs was that's no longer a interchange quest
Okay, let me grab my food you did do some shit
Yeah, yeah, I'm starving. I'm stimming over here. All right chat bear back home.
you
He's gonna hate what gun I'm about to use
He's what the fucking flip shit
What are you using oh nothing what is it?
You should actually look at this it actually on this map of all maps the hell yeah
hell yeah use rip ammo this rig no yeah they have black division mm-hmm well we actually
have so many better parts now by the way you can like actually get grips kind of yeah peacekeeper
three is amazing oh my god this thing looks sick bro
I
We can buy us our 25s
Really you buy an SR 25 there is so much M80 ammo
Yeah, but that's like
Hey, how do you have M80?
The goons
Well only you got that I don't have that I didn't you get no
I thought you got a bunch. Oh, I have
One two three four like four stacks m80 like a bunch of m62 sleep
These hydro shock
Dude, all right, so all we need to do is just go here. Yeah, like you kill a bunch of shit go to the stores
And plant our ship. Oh, yeah, we get the contacts. Why don't you put the ammo in the
On contact one helmet
What are you?
That's not gonna be too smart
Let's get it
Look at this guy. I'll tell you it looks pretty fucking cool. No
I hope you're smart
In that case.
I
Let's get it
Holy wait, is that a different suppressor?
You could you could put on a wait. What the fuck is that? Did I told you what the fuck?
No, it looks it actually looks insane. What wait, what suppressors that that's the one you put on the vector the 45. Oh
Where that's it looks crazy
I do it to my UMP. Yeah, you can
Like I roll
I don't think it makes a difference, but maybe like it is not going to have fast bullet velocity.
It's still not going to be fast.
It says yee.
It'll be faster, but it won't be fast.
Wipe, wipe, wipe.
Say yee.
Come on, ma'am.
Mm-hmm
Oh man, all right, we're gonna go we got a pretty decent spot lucky
Not sure what we're gonna the mall so let's go to the mall
Shasta I think that I'm not thinking like my many people are probably running a little for you right now
No, but like obviously like the signal giga-chads will be, obviously.
There's two Eastern, the giga-chads are the only ones on right now.
I was like metting though, so.
No, you'll fuck them up with Hydra Shot.
18.
Is just anything, just any gun?
Yeah, I think you should have this quest to poke a local in hobo. Yeah, I should
We're on the same ship besides one closer. I think it's the uh flesh right on the run this thing
I
Isn't that a locked it's not locked or yeah, I'm gonna get that key. It's logistic ski
I just shut nothing in the face eight times
And Calma
Makes you a goat
Old BTR driver
I need a DVD player maybe for like, I know
But on this guy
one store
one store
is this not my restation
it is, it's got it
what? am I not on this quest?
Hey, well, maybe not
Ragman hot delivery
Did you eat the cowboy hats nope
So a good two
well
Hot delivery
No, I mean like
No, I didn't do that on pilgrim. Oh, is it bad habits?
No, that's from the catac. Yeah, but why don't I have
Good yep, just holoscaves. I don't know what I miss I think I'm gonna be bad habits
No big deals on your finishing it anyway
I need like five more cities
I say we go
There's a lot of food.
Let's go go Sean shop.
What could be good?
We need a shot of me.
Player.
Oh, it's kind of up.
He went left.
We need to small the shop.
Yeah, I'm gonna need to kill players too.
We should go ahead over towards the power.
We should go right now, I think because this is the f March f1 scope back office is open
It's new I got off black
And off of the black division
This reticles too fat you like can't really see what you're aiming at to be honest
It's more like a thorax reticle.
It's not really great.
I don't love it, but it is a scope.
Rappeljuice alerted to that.
I think it actually might be better.
I would do the seasons to be honest.
it's much better in my opinion way way better and the other servers are probably super dead
I would definitely do seasons
let's go hunting yep there's a much much much much less painful version of the game
Oh, it should have been an allergic to Rackola Wait, am I?
Oh, no, I got a tremor and tunnel vision.
Oh, God, it's not killing me, though.
I'm allergic to Rackola.
I mean, goddamn right, I'm allergic to Rackola.
Oh, my God, it's nuking my energy and hydration.
Wait, I didn't really, like...
I didn't do anything really, though.
It didn't kill me at all.
I just deleted my energy.
Didn't really do anything.
That's good, though.
Didn't really do anything.
Yeah, well, there's just a rock all over.
Pshh.
Oh, shit.
Of course I am.
Dude, I hate that shit.
I hate that.
This is hot, too!
Hot, too!
Hot damn sweat.
is what's that power he's went in pretty sure fuck I don't need the case
he's went inside I might just go push it no it's away from the leaves go leave
well dude I'm a sigma dude I mean anything I am you don't want to sit here and
wait for him
I'm gonna go get active
well I don't have a big ass helmet so
well that's what I'm saying you could be my you could be on my fucking eyes
he's really right here he's about to die there's two of them there's two of them
three of them
okay wait wait now
my gun jammed
what's that man in flakas
where's the other one where's the other one
They all went inside, they all went inside.
Two of them, two, there's two, there's two.
I'm just up top watching you.
If you can like, I'll watch you right
and if you can bait them out or something,
but they're probably.
I think they're both in the office.
Nope, once Flankin' around outside,
I'll kill him in a second, hold on.
don't know he moved at the last second
how about about about he fucking moved at the last second
there's anything
well back
teacher to know how many things
picture got back
which way
yeah you don't
They're both bad.
They're nice.
All right.
Jesus.
You're healing out of the AI in the one.
Yeah, I fucked them up.
Dude, this UFB is fun.
This shit's fun.
Is it good, though?
Yeah, I mean, a high shot.
It was good.
That was a recoil.
Oh, fantastic.
Wait, wait.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Better movement down the street.
Here.
Which way towards a railroad, maybe.
OK, I'm looking.
I've just been here in shit.
Sony, go on, good so again.
Hey, baby, you take the meds.
Oh, yeah, these guys were.
Oh, were you up top?
No, no, oh there's a scav here. I did hear something
Not crazy
It's been going the ground in deep the gill took us he's parents
Fucking scav go
That's like a wall some events are out. I think you're a 54 months
Because the Ralla
Yeah, but my gun jammed on the first day this shit actually melted them
This is good. I'm so good. Oh, yeah. No, that shit is like
Actually good
It's not how the UMP is and she's so slow
Everything I'm using right now I got from black division just
Everything with all black division stuff
I'm a four plates. Oh, yeah. Ziggy for me. Thank you.
minus one scab. It's a car there. Yeah, it is. I don't know.
We could look for a pigilla and try to get the face mask. The
face mask. Yeah, the face mask. Yeah, the face mask. I'm
I'm down to gold cranks of 90s.
Yeah.
777.
And blue gate up.
Actually, this rune is like, thank god I found it.
It gives me so much more confidence
because I don't want to get one tap into the phone.
OK.
Now these.
I see we've got this, this, this, this.
Take all these goodies.
What if I do? Got the deep cleaner to wash my paint for.
Got to grab one of these.
You're 20.
But.
Catch.
Oh, the fucker.
You motherfucker, you motherfucker.
You piece of shit.
Where'd you go? You're all they were inside.
No.
He's not here or somebody's in here.
Somebody could be here.
Be careful.
I don't think so.
There's a lot.
Oh my ammo.
BS ammo.
PPMO.
What?
More PPMO.
What are you doing?
PPMO.
What are you doing?
that well I'm not doing anything what do you know it's not that I mean I need some
of that with the code relays it was a free intel in here too
this is bullshit this is bullshit why don't I should grab the intel did you grab it hope I don't know where it is
we don't know where it is I find it what is it what is with this guy
I actually just takes takes everything to I see he's got them colors and shingles
and all shiny
so
yeah totally
well
come here
the AP 300 block out
yeah that'll be
hold on
hold on
I got something big for you
Oh
Shes on my third leg
Is that a bug yet it's a bug and how big is it I can't pick it up. Oh fucking massive
My French baguette
Yeah, that's actually funny the fucking French guy is up again.
I don't even know what's pretty funny.
I think your inventory looks like it has a.
It's not here.
Pretty good, right? Yeah, it's one more kill.
We need to know we need.
You know more.
One more kill. Yeah.
You see, we need to.
I
Said one more kill we need to
Yeah, we need to believe one more like one more kill we need as well
We don't need two kills like to do you know the match we have three kills as an additionally
additionally
We need one more
We have additional kill four kills total now. We need to one more kill. No, we need to no we need to
We definitely need to
So need to my god the jams on me
I'll say if you want I'll run out loud so there's a jammies bed, but no let's ump it up
You use an ump yeah I'm getting I'm telling you dude
You could probably use FMJ. I don't want to use this quick maker even the quick maker is good
Or whatever not quick maker, you know
I want to use the hydro shock.
I mean, it's because I don't much of it.
You get like two 16 per reset.
You get like a 1200 FMJ.
But I'll use it one more time, fuck it.
Yeah, I know.
I'll leave it again.
It'd be definitely worth for a Chila and Tequila, so.
What grip do you put on this, John?
The green angled one.
The M lock?
Yeah.
the
bravo on a job
you put a buffer to a made a better
the what the fuck is this
it's so cool though it's actually cool
the one on the bravo scope
but who do we turn in the seriges to
Oh, a therapist.
Yeah.
This thing's expensive.
Yeah, you can be a...
You can be a...
Wait, do we have any other scopes?
We can buy?
Oh, we can buy the Alcans.
Oh, a whiskey, you get a Bravo scope.
Oh, 30K, bro.
You get a Bravo.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you can buy the Alcans.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna buy that whole thing.
I'm ready.
$27,000.
I got me a bravo.
I
See you're not using Hydra shock
No, I am
I put it I put it in
These are matches only 76 damage, bro
But you're right you only get fucking
I'll just use laser match I guess
Spray it at them
and max you got four total
four total that's it
but yeah four total
nothing goes alright
instead I should hang on to it
ready
It's because you suck with the UMP.
Oh what?
What?
Standard UMP is the best UMP.
Dude, no.
Us?
No dude, this one is the best.
That was a quick Q.
No, kill him super fast is what...
Can we one kill? Can we one kill?
Mm-hmm
What a kill I need some stings and we need a bunch of scabs
I say honestly look you can go power
It's like kind of either way actually let's go inside the mall. I think I'd rather go up from top
Don't need to visit
We need to visit the store. Let's see. Yeah
All right, buzz the wacko looking gum looks like a cool first person though
of
I'm going to check out these high scenes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I need flash drives you do more my hideout I think I haven't really been doing it
no we definitely do because I kind of want to see how fast the crafting is
I think that you can um buy a lot of the stuff for it on the flea
Yeah, that's very good by them. Oh, that's right. That's right. We got his right now. I left right in the wall in front of us
Which is great? Oh, there's a player. Oh shit. Oh
This way
Now I'm going to factor it in order.
Maybe lurking back in these halls or whatever.
I don't know if you can be close left.
He definitely ran left to right, but he could already went through here.
Oh, that's the power.
Oh, go hunty.
Gunshot, oh.
Gunshot, oh, at the power station.
My UMP.
Ah, now that had a longer barrel for it.
Oh, that's not even that.
That's straight out.
Oh my god, if we get over here, we're killing.
Had a longer barrel for it.
I
Got a question is why not the ump
I just completely melted a guy at power like actually completely melted in
What's up, it's up swimming inside I think
inside inside inside inside
I'm right in front of you
there's all these doors
I saw his footsteps under but I don't think
I think his footsteps under
there's no way
he came back
I
Was under bro under
Yeah, like across the like literally beamed up it's all like my boys was so fast
I literally ran out of a boss best base. I was on 4x bro. Oh my god
That's where he's hiding I peeked out before and I didn't fucking see him because he was just talked fully
This is the PP 19 gatherbearing
I'm telling you like I'm telling you I was very surprised how fast I can
Like I was on this you say six I got six feet
Looking at me. I don't know how you knew I was coming this way. He was looking directly at me
He's looking for this guy, maybe yeah, maybe this guy might have shot at him
It's a geared
kind of look here. You want to go all the way down there? Oh, he's looted. Oh, my God.
So I don't like going down there.
Dude, Tony, what do you mean?
We can kill all these guys. What are you talking about?
Yeah, I know, but it's just like you get stuck in the stuff.
People sit up top.
I mean, I know business, man, such a goddammit, Tony.
What happened to your aura?
Or by the second oh my god
The fuck is this guy
My god, oh he's running left to right left to right in the back in the back left to right
Yep, yep
I just watched a guy's leg fly out from under
Yeah, this road is actually kind of like
Yeah, I watch that dude shit fly back and you have an Alton. Yes. Oh my god
Come on
we're out tremendous all right well let's go we want to do we'll see what they do with
the Cascabs.
Cascabs are the Cascabs.
One wrong is done where is this goddamn Custat Pocalucalum hobo?
have been more. Wait, are you
more scabs? Poco local a
mobile? I am not on this
quest. How am I not on this
quest? You're not Poco local a
mobile? It's level one skier.
I've already done with it.
Oh, there's no way.
Oh, I am. I do have Poco
Yeah. Yeah. That name is
Pokemon. Pokemon. We're gonna
You think it is the
Yeah.
There's no jig.
I need to change that allergy
That's the third item, Ratcola.
Oh he's here.
Oh
I said the quest to kill them too
They were both there. Yeah, no cuz. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. I'm gonna throw an 80 one to jump up and
Or remember shoot it shoot his cock a ready
Yeah
He's back left he's I don't see his face
I
Was yet
I don't probably know he's probably healing because I shot him he's probably healing and then I fuck your Ka-Blam
Johnny the hat
Hey, I'm not on this quest either. How am I not on this? What is happening?
No, no, you probably didn't accept it.
Accept it? What do you mean? I had everything accepted.
Oh, no, it's because you didn't kill Sturman.
That's what this one. You didn't kill Sturman.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's what this one's for.
It's fine.
You can eventually.
Um.
Yeah, but I might wear this fucking thing.
Not right now because I pissed on it, but.
Uh, I'm very heavy now. Okay, I'm gonna drop this trooper armor.
I'm still really heavy.
I'm still super heavy.
Yeah, I was thinking about that swapping the plates.
of
the
of
the
woods interchange, ground zero interchange woods.
Well, you probably have woods quests.
Yeah, I probably should have woods stuff,
get a stash.
Mostly.
Get a stash stuff, I think.
I do, we gotta do that.
No, we don't have to stash stuff.
You change the hammer, I don't know.
I gotta do chumming.
Hammer, I don't know.
Oh, I'm fat.
I'm fat.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
I
Again
Why are you so large I'm large and in charge
Take this goddamn
Was it David?
Wait, you can't drop a 2a2 beat tg get owned what?
He's definitely a random, definitely a random, this is a new rail and barrel for the UMP, yeah.
This.
This is a scav.
Oh, some of it's been sandbags.
Long boy UMPs.
Great. Yeah, very good raid.
Yeah, very good raid.
See if we get anything after those PMC kills.
Where's the MRO yet? No, I didn't even know they added the optic.
I didn't get anything there
You have a bug with your traders where it shows green check marks and you go to the thing and doesn't have any
probably
I have Yeager 3
I know.
You have Yaga 3?
Nope.
Alright.
We also did the Kalanthai quest, yeah?
Yeah, I did that, mm-hmm.
All right, we've got to figure out what we're doing now.
Excuse me guys
Well, let's check some I don't crap
You're seeing
me fix the command as well.
We got it. Oh yeah.
Once.
Elimination.
I got so many light bulbs.
It seems like you cannot buy
Cannot buy relays or salt.
You buy relays.
Give me toothpaste.
Can't buy toothpaste.
Unless no one is on flea yet.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I can't do shit then.
Yeah.
Yeah, no one.
I don't think anyone's in the flea or something.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's chill.
Uh, so we're going woods.
Oh, I don't know where we're going.
We need to do that scab task. Um.
We also need to obtain all these keys.
You can also go back to
first, can't line.
Can't buy tea plugs.
I can't buy anything.
We also need to do pharmacist.
I don't have it.
I think it's the six quest or it might be.
It might be breaking the deal.
I don't think I've done that breaking the deal.
The fuck is that?
Yeah, that's the stashing of.
DvL and the back of ammo.
Oh.
That might be it.
Can I buy a pack of?
No, because that's right.
I did ragman
Is that a ragman quest? Yeah
Buy a pack of ammo yet
Well, we do targets of that armor on woods so you can do like these quests all kind of suck
I cannot
Cannot buy armory. I'm gonna the ammo yet
We're gonna street stuff a lot of street stuff
Wait, please maybe
Vexa thank you for five gifted subs thank you thank you very much you're very much
you have a lot of street stuff yeah a lot of factory stuff too I see me factor
then but no one promise I or any flash drives or something I need any it's here
here. Well, we can hit the safes. Oh, wait, we can install the Wi-Fi cameras, interchange
and woods. And then we can kill the scabs. You can maybe get sherman on woods. And we
also have to kill scabs on woods for another thing.
Okay, done. We'll see the Wi-Fi cameras.
the
mechanic
probably
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Thank you so much for that, bro. Thank you.
All right.
So, when did we go? Okay, all we need to do is what?
Well, I was going to interchange.
Plant the camera. Maybe get 10 scabs.
Then we go to woods.
Kill more scabs.
Because there's another quest to build scabs on woods.
And we'll plant the other camera there.
another camera there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then maybe I finish like,
I can finish this and then I don't know. I need some skiner leveled up. No, I'm not.
No, Alton.
I bugged the makes you switch fire modes, baby, not that I know.
a
price prices great
forever doing like
person so as a not even in fucking high school on a side
of
the
Yeah, plant the Wi-Fi camera sir. Yes, sir tell 10 scabs
She only got 10 scabs
Pretty difficult to get 10 scabs
You know what I mean?
I think that we're actually like doing it.
We're doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
We're doing the thing.
Another song, Square Hammer by Ghost.
It's Cabs.
Drops are tomorrow.
August 5th, 9am Eastern.
Paid and free drops.
Uh, so by the way, I'm probably like six a.m. Eastern tomorrow.
What are you fucking ill?
The drops are mine.
Yeah, what are you ill?
I'm feeling my throat out, yeah.
Are you like all the air mentally?
No, but.
I'm just ready.
All right.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god
My room is right there. No, it's not this room
Sedge
6 a.m. Oh
Or at least seven at least seven
No, you're pretty much telling me I got 6, 7 a.m. Yeah
You're pretty much telling me 6, 7 a.m.
I
Can't quite do that to me rightfully so to be honest
I can do that
He's just kind of fucking laser beam. I told you it's it's actually good and it travels pretty fast
Oh
What is this funny the noises?
Oh, are you up top?
No.
The hell was that?
It's a scababab.
I don't know if it's killer, could we?
Dude, where are all the cowboy hats?
Are they extinct?
I don't know if they turned them on.
Dude, where are they at?
Don't know.
Have you seen a single cowboy hat?
Dude this thing's close to zero velocity. It's 307 meters per second
Nope I keep getting it too, bro. I think I have it right now
A machine gun it is
I'm not metal, I'm inside a...
I'm...
It's not me.
La Bubiemo!
La Bubiemo!
Also, I feel like we don't really know how many people...
Okay, we knew we were gonna say decent on the players right now.
The game is popping, but I also think what we chose,
not many people chose the combination of what we chose.
Yeah, they all got baited everybody got baited by like all Hercules in this and that
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can you grab his helmet for me?
Say please, please
Yes, I'll put the Altamon
But I need like two more scabs
3 more scabs, 3 scabs, what's shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh no, I need
ice cream, wait, wait, wait, oh that did be found in the raid, right, oh fuck, fuck, where
I'm not gonna get ice cream bones on the right as calves
And it's our you copied our perks. Yeah, yeah
We nailed the perks election
Yeah, I feel like nobody will chose it besides people who watch us and like
Obviously
But I feel this combination we run so far
Everybody just not
They got baited by like Harkins and all that other crap
You either we're basically on perma sh6 with the purse. Yeah, we just have built-in sh6
That's only getting better and better
like yeah no you want to you want to grab
scottish
holy shit what the fuck was that
power none
holy copium what are you guys talking
about what do you mean holy not copium
that is not copium i have to tell you guys
to renew your job
nope
plus we're writing the scabs pockets on top of it
Plus, we're lucky.
Like, we literally won.
The only thing I can say we could have not taken,
what else did we take?
No, well, we had to take all this shit.
Well, we took lucky in the scab tax.
We didn't have to take the scab tax.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We didn't have to take it.
But we also didn't really give out much for it.
Just the hydration, which isn't even bad.
Yeah, that's the only thing, the hydration.
And it's going to.
I'm just gonna...
Apparently, it makes you like...
Less weapon jams and shit, apparently.
And like broken limbs...
Broken limbs, bleeds, anything that's like a random number of jams?
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, we're the clan.
Yeah, we can go on here and talk.
Hercules youth and marathon now Hercules is bait
That's bait
You give it you're getting too many permanent negatives for that I think that shit's still bait I stand by that
of
the
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
It's okay, you'll learn.
You're in a shop, I see.
30% skill leveling boost?
No, my skills will level up, man.
They'll level up and you take too many negatives for that shit.
You're gonna get all these permanent negatives.
Hey, get out of here.
You don't want to fuck up your character to level up your skills a little bit faster,
They're gonna level up and then it's just more painful while you level them and after you level them. How though?
I didn't like that. That one wasn't my choice
It seems to be loaded.
Let's go.
Good job.
Good job, good job.
Yeah, I swiped him off his feet though, you just saw it.
Dude, I was putting every fucking bullet into his legs as he sprinted down the steps.
The glass wasn't helping either.
Well, I think it's also just like you can only do so much damage, you know?
I don't know.
Maybe you're missing some shots.
No, I was tracking that motherfucker like crazy.
Dude, I think I think you're missing some shots.
Are you? No.
Wait, my what?
I was hitting him shots.
I
I
I think the game
Hello bug
Please
I want to get a Jaguar level three
Ali logistics department key barter
To survive the lighters for hunting matches and a defuel
which I can buy all of minus once they're so expensive all the shit that's crazy
yeah beyond the red meat I got shumming now
oh you got shumming mm-hmm and I got exit here so I have to factory main exit
I hold on before before we do anything what are we doing it's a good question I don't know
I did you can you buy one off the fleet nope
Do I have an extra let me look I
Did not have an extra I don't have any actions
No, I mean I have all six I don't have an extra one. Oh
Yeah, I don't I see we go woods this that's the camera anyways
Yeah
And also we we kill scads will take off our armor
Oh wait, it's only armor. We don't have to take over our helmet, I guess, apparently.
Yeah, I think it's just body armor. It's always been like that.
Wait, what? It's always been like that.
See, Angog.
Angog. It's always been like that.
The fuck?
I think.
It says helmet. Did they change it?
All right, well, what else do they do besides that?
Oh, Preppers Convoy, we can do that as well.
Preppers Convoy.
I have bad habit now.
Let me see if there's any cool stuff.
We have to kill scabs.
Oh, it doesn't have any armor or helmets on woods.
We have to kill, um...
There was something else to kill like shit at the points of interest
We'd get proper package
There's another one on woods I swear there's another one woods. Oh
Hiking yeah hiking
kill
Scavs that use a camscav
All the POIs five more on woods we go woods
Let's do that Wi-Fi camera convoys calves
Yeah, I think the one test is gay keeping me is the break the deal on the one I know
I
Feel like it can't be I think it is I think it is I think I did that you probably get a bunch of bunch of stuff
I don't know what else I haven't done is besides you. I've done like everything besides that one
But you don't have any packs of ammo. You don't have the
Yeah, no, I don't even know where that is. Does anyone know where that is the military equipment for the core breach?
Actually have no clue where that is. Oh, I'm not your group. I
Don't know where it is
I was probably going to do it later and just keep getting probably getting a fucking what's
your McAulay.
Just give my traders leveled up because I don't think I love those are traders at all.
All right, what's wrong?
I see we go straight to the camp.
Love to see if Shatussi's there.
I need his key.
You have to plant the camera too.
UMPs on woods.
On-codes are a seasonal character only, I think so.
I believe so.
Ginger told me to tell you to fuck off.
Me?
Yeah, you.
Fuck that I do.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I saw us with your mother last night.
Hey, hey, Mom, I should have been a bit of a litty or another.
She was gorgeous.
I don't know the name.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
I don't know the name, dude.
Oh, no, I just got a big stutter.
You could be Eskimo, bros.
Okay.
Where are we going?
You mean half the world?
Bam!
Bam!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm just going to go up here and get a fucking PPSH guy.
Did it work?
She wanted to know if she could go woods with us.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Of course, of course.
I got a fucking mountain.
You said old.
What?
Of course.
I've got a fucking mountain.
What? Of course!
I'm gonna take a stroll on the woods with us.
I'm looking for shiitusi.
I don't know if shiitusi's here.
I'm going for the camera, let's see.
Oh boy, I really hope a bullet doesn't come flying through my skull while I'm planting
this camera.
That would be terrible.
Please no.
Are you ready up to me?
Ragnos, are you ready up to me?
Holy fuck, bro. Oh my god, you can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. You could not be fucking doing that
You could not be doing that
Shit
I
Still man no scabs here. We didn't kill scabs. You know five scabs
Oh, is that player right on the right on the right run towards us
You from bunk houses, I think a little by the truck
Good, I'm telling you this shit right. I'm just fine. It was brains out. I mean, I know how
I'll tell you the guns frying I feel like go to any gold chains or something if
you do the goddamn
escrow made that go along me on them man at that one lie me on his back if I
thing was tucked
up top
down down
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I hear it, I saw him, that's all you, oh it's, is that a regular scav or is that, I don't
think it's them, because I feel like we've got shots, it's a regular scav, he just did
like a weird, weird voice line.
I got a blast.
The tracers are actually kind of sick.
This thing is.
We need two more scouts, probably.
Yeah, probably in this camp.
Yeah, or probably like any camp anywhere.
Well, we have to go towards you sec rapist convoy
Rapist convoy
Fasten these bullets. Yeah, they're really slow 300 meters per second
real seven
There you go, you scared convoy
We're going to go to both right the quest
sure just give a little beat you out to your left when I run over
Oh, where'd the scav console be here? It's kept to the right
Hey, babe
You did
I'm kind of thinking this is going to be fucking good
Yeah, MP9 plus PST
Oh shit, the church is posse as we're at
Towards the, oh it's Cavs
Dude, this is kind of fun
That's got a fun. Yeah, it's nice.
Well, let's go to the shots.
Wait, Tony, we don't take up our armor, dude.
What are we doing? Oh, fuck.
I don't have to kill that. Five.
I think.
Oh, shit.
Got about that.
Armor and helmet.
It's both though.
Yeah, it said armor and helmet.
I want you to butt ass naked.
This outage is out of raid, I don't think so.
I don't think so, I've been testing all in raid offline you can, let me let it go, it
wouldn't make sense scope is the brabo the brabo
there's a guy over here so careful
pretty sure rear shots over here
there's like always people up here
yeah there's a bunch of good ammo spots up here
I'm getting on top of this mountain
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, this rock is so hard to get out.
What the hell?
I don't know, Timmy legs.
Wait, if you find...
7-6-2.
Don't take out the convoy yet, I'll let you know.
I'm gonna need that, John.
Okay, there's a whole chain here.
Nope.
the
the
the
the
Get the quest completion.
Yeah, you got it right.
Yeah, OK, wait, I'll come over here on this rock.
There's also a machine.
No, yeah, I think I already did that.
Oh, wait, no, no, I guess I didn't.
You go like under that sandbag.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
of
Yo, yo, thank you alluvial
Oh my god, I found one come on. It's M80 though, but like I can't I don't care. Yeah
pack 30 scope
well that's the way it is
good eye, good eye
good eye
let's do some scabs
let's get the convoy
and go up to
whoa
what the hell was that?
is that a gun?
yeah I think so
I can't tell, I can't tell because of the cumflot
So is there a player shooting that far?
There could be audio bug in the player shooting.
I swear it sounded like a pistol.
It could be a player shooting scabs
and it just came towards us.
Yeah.
It's coming on, thinking.
Ahem.
I think he's up here at the boat.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
wait it is a cowboy hat and this what the fuck did he find that I don't know
it I swear it's the records thing of the game
scouts
actual next man did that one no armor no helmet on the right side you're not
to allergic to pumpkin.
Not allergic to anything like that.
Probably.
Does it?
What's called?
Swift or something?
Right.
Oh, it only counted for one.
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
It does count.
Is it shared?
Wait, there's another.
Wait, oh, maybe this guy didn't die.
I heard a scab scream.
He didn't die that's all.
Two out of five.
Ah.
Ah.
and
And
You can see the large the water
That sucks
Yeah, I'm allergic to fucking
Rat cola
Gabber box
My helmet
Some point probably, I'm proud of it, even boys with my high doubts.
Three more scabs, two, three more scabs.
Well, this is good now not gonna probably maybe I can buy a DD on megas to flee me off a trader
It's good
We could sit on triple stack and kill somebody on a plant head shot
it. I mean, honestly, all these guys all fucking triple step that five man probably could have
got to do that. Yeah. Um, where are we going for stuff? I raised that empty. I'm just spread
out. Well, it can go village, scav village, or we can go towards.
That camp.
I'm a com or whatever.
That's village first.
Yes, village.
You're just spread out on this.
skiering. That thing's good. It lets you get a scope early on. Which is huge. I mean normally
They have no way to get scopes early on.
I don't see any scabs over here.
Terrible, terrible idea on that.
the
braggs and start a standard account play through all negative modifiers
Yeah, I'm sitting there like, I don't know what's wrong with you.
Oh, my God.
Who is corrupting your brain?
I don't know.
No, I don't want to, because that sounds fucking terrible.
It sounds actually awful.
Two keys. What is this?
You said, you said God is key one.
Oh, two of them.
I don't need that, I'm about to poison the lighthouse dude, but what if we need vertices?
Not a metal fuel tank, I need that.
Humboldt man was a big peep, flashing us too.
What's up Ali?
What's up dud?
I
Know bestillie's doing that
Cuz I swear he's done that about
on a standard account
He just does hardcore show the time. No, I know but I'm saying
Standard account on seasonal right now
Yeah, stand on set standard account plus all
I
Always do his let's that's just I don't know why you hate yourself so much
I don't know. It's like I'm telling you he has dimension. He keeps doing it
You know how he does this hardcore series and it's over and over and over
I'm pretty sure people aren't telling him that he's
He's done it already
So I kind of feel bad for the guy. I
Wouldn't I would just not enjoy that at all
Like I'm trying to I
I should be miserable.
I would be so miserable doing that.
This is about your, like, night time doing this.
I don't know if you know this, but you've done this nine times before.
I get the appeal of doing it.
It is just not for me.
That is not for me.
I mean, I thought it was, like, a flying.
Like, it sounded funny for, like, before the hardcore wipe,
and I played the hardcore wipe, and then I, like,
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, somebody's in there.
That's a player or something.
That is true.
Well, Sam.
There's two ones across as well.
I
Guess neck you wanna all right
Yeah
I don't know
And they just got
I need
the hell?
what the fuck is this scab?
yeah these are all the scabs
it is perfect
you got the armor
you gonna make a B do it?
well i'm getting shot at
i'll do it
yeah i can't go on scab he's too fast
did i get him? oh my god
I was getting shot at, dude.
Oh, we're not back.
Yeah, I was shooting at one.
These are the van.
Oh, god.
I guess I can't get too fast.
Come on, get up.
Get up.
Careful.
He's wearing his ass, man.
He's wearing a thing.
I'm putting the moves on him.
He's wearing the fucking spindle.
Oh, my god.
Look at this door.
Look at this door.
Look at this door.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
I can't see.
Son of a bitch. Oh my god. Did you kill it?
With arm run
You knew it was there
Well, I just took off my helmet and heads up whatever and killed it
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, that's not gonna be that crazy.
Um, just how you feelin'?
You look like I don't want to kill scabs with fucking no armor on.
That's what I'm feelin', like.
When more do we need?
Lot 5 wait what?
Yeah, I could have sworn we just could like six no
Sausage in the other building yes, I need it which one this one
That one this one
I need the sausage we got nine minutes we have nine minutes to kill five more scabs
sausage
sausage
wait why
no
oh i'm not regaining stamina
fucking
wait i could have sworn that the bond gave me a sausage
god dammit
there's some protein bars that really suck
there's also protein bars
there's, i don't want to say which ones
but i'll let you guys find them on your own
there's a very popular
brand of protein bar out there these days that tastes really fucking good but
what they don't tell you is that it's all collagen protein. No it's not Quest,
Quest is great. Quest is by far one of the better protein bars on the market.
There's one on out there that's like entirely, it's the, I'll just say it's
the puff bars they're like entirely collagen protein the puff ones yeah
they're it's all collagen protein that doesn't do anything for like muscle
synthesis so they say it is like 20 grams of protein or some shit and it's
just not even like bio available at all they taste fucking great but that's why
There all those things are all over here.
I'll just come back.
Oh yeah, I just had to get out of here. Let's just come back.
I'm not sure about the scabs man. This is all looted.
I'll have a check your ass.
You want to do it?
That's the type 20.
No, I put it away.
You know, if you did just to use something different plus.
You'll feel a rat.
It was getting low on durability.
I had it.
I had a jam on me.
Another thing jam on me.
I don't generally don't like stuff like that usually they taste like shit, but I've never had it
The good times part one
Easy money part one piece season PVP
I'm going to get you.
You're just jealous of my cowboy hat, and it shows.
Fuck you.
You're just fucking jealous.
You wish you had this cowboy hat.
Are we paying off giggy?
or she had
Can you search for tasks
Yeah
Yes, doesn't it work
maybe he already said the glass
I'm turning the fuel tank bullshit what ya guys call me don't what does he want probably the
Those two days
baby
Wait
Can I go Labyrinth right now?
Oh my god, I could believe three months, but we could as soon as you get that we can go labyrinth. I
Didn't do it last night, so I might take a bit. Yeah, it's gonna take a good day, but I
Have an actual chain for you
We do
Okay, so if you go back to woods bring me one gold chain I'll bring two
and my ass and then you dropped the other one for me let's see other part of
chumming that's it that's it oh no p.m.c. kills or anything that's really it
okay yeah it's easy all right I'm running
You
We put up getting E
Sure
All right, you get your ass on
Yeah, she will supply you
the fuck on Gingee
Sing your shit
Mmm, baby me, I'm my mom
I'm your man
Okay
I have like a one-use C in my snare
Black division dog tags in the cult encircle yet. No, I heard you get like a document thing document case or some shit
Financial documents
I don't have any of this shit
Oh. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, well,
yeah, well, Gingy.
Hello.
What's up?
I just ate too much Chipotle.
I'm gonna tell that it's all Tony you choked on a grain of rice, okay?
Calling me out right now
Why it was by accident it just I don't know
I was gonna say I was gonna say I don't think anyone and oh I've done that before
Yeah, he's right. Yeah one single grain of rice almost took me out
Fucking shit, dude, I'm literally coughing and I'm just I look over my friend Melissa's looking at me
And I'm like, where did you come from?
She just like shows up at my house
I'm just dying over here
How does that even happen? How do we choke on one singular piece of rice?
Yeah
bro. Wait, I just forgot. I need to plant my shimug to my egg. Whatever. Oh, the shmagma.
The shmagma. Yeah, the shmagma. Yeah. So we're going to rise and call it up. It goes
in your nose. I never got into my nose. Yeah, you're a little behind. I don't know how you
boy. You have a quick. I played four hours and I'm not doing too bad for four hours.
Okay.
Were you playing solo?
No, I was playing with gimmick.
Oh, hell yeah.
So, the amount of time that he got to level eight in the 10 plus whatever hours and four
hours I got above his level.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, he needs help.
He needs help.
Very Otto, they give it three years.
Thank you.
We have to kill scabs with no armor or helmet on.
Wait, okay, we say if Gigi takes off her armor,
does that, and she kills a scab with that cop for us?
I think it would.
Yes, it would.
I think it does.
I just don't have a quest.
I can still do it,
because I have to kill three scabs for my quest,
but for my story.
okay dude first raid on interchange by the way Killa found me under ground
I killed him with a pp 19 obviously it's like we have to clarify that
I mean, it was a PPS8.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, actually...
Are you doing well? Just on the grind, on the grind.
I don't feel as cool, man.
Back on the talky ground.
You still have that, brother?
On the talky ground.
Are you serious? Taking the full months?
Oh, fucking coffin
Tony did you got baited dude
What'd you do? She got baited into the perks bro. Wait, what'd you pick?
No, yeah, oh, yeah, don't even let you have a gg. Go ahead. What'd you pack?
Did I pick something okay? I picked lucky
Apparently, it's like a secret surprise is what Apple said and then I picked
The endurance and strength level 15
Well, it's not bad. I just think I want to paint
It depends on how much you're gonna play if you play if you're playing a lot
Like it's big
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly
Well shit, and then I picked the like five percent speed dude
what well it's right I would have taken that if it let us stack it it didn't
last time grab this we need this oh the flight recorder yeah if it let me take
a five percent speed based I would have taken it but it didn't let us you like
actually couldn't take it you can't take it with one of the other perks now yeah
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Kind of lame.
Yeah, I agree.
Imagine if we had the fucking speed as well,
they'd just be zooming.
Well, there is a...
time for stuff.
A level of my 20-something?
Of 20s?
Oh, god.
Dumb the drill.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, calm down guys, calm down, he's
dead.
He's still moving!
Oh, he's scared me bro.
What?
Another fire!
Yeah!
I don't know who's dead.
I don't know who's dead.
Oh, no, no, just kidding, he is.
I killed him!
And now he's dead.
Oh, no, no, just kidding. He is
Are you sure you sure?
Okay, he's not breathing. Yeah, now we're good
By the way, Gigi, you have to try this to me. You would be it actually
Say no the ball velocity sucks
Okay, it's not as bad. It's not as bad. It's pretty fucking bad. Just barrel. No, it's not
Dude, it's 300 meters per second still shooting
Quit being a negative Nancy
I'm not being negative it's so good
All right, he's killing scabs with oh, yeah, we still scabs with the armor off
I nominate Gen G.
OK, fine. I'll be me.
At Tony in front of me.
Yeah, right.
So are you OK?
I'm on the rock.
We're all six.
My arm is.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they're going to hit me in the arm.
And like, yeah, jerks, my shit.
I got a hell of some eyes looking ass up there.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Why?
But I feel like my screen looks.
Oh, it's going crazy.
Did I thought it was going crazy?
I wonder who killed this guy.
I think. Oh, I didn't call us guys.
I agree with me.
There's two new barrels for the U.S.P.
There's like there's like a 16 and a half inch barrel.
And there's a 16 and a half inch.
It actually makes this gun look like I killed him.
It worked.
Well, his stock tag is red and he's a little 16.
He's got that black division.
Yeah, he's a swiper.
Player 300, yeah, we picked up Gingy.
Swipe, we're gonna swipe it.
We picked up Gingy.
Got that PP, ammo.
Yeah, that PP.
Oh, I'm going to bunkhouse.
And they visited PP.
Oh, uh, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, player, player, player, player, player.
Oh, it's left to right.
Left to right.
Oh, right up front, right up front.
I'm a tornado, I'm a tornado.
Ready?
Yeah!
Oh, my God, bro, I just, oh, there's a scout somewhere.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why do boys just okay?
Well, that sucks.
Blue folder, all right.
You taught me about blue folder.
It's not a blue. I mean, it is a blue folder, but it's not.
It is a blue folder. You're right. You're not, you're not right.
How fast did you kill that guy, by the way?
I think I shot him instantly in the face.
He's like the second I shot my gun
and saw the tracer make contact with his body, he dropped down.
I didn't plan that stuff.
We were. Oh, yes.
Oh, shit. Is that two scouts?
Oh, let me take my shit off.
Oh, my God.
Is that I count for you guys or what?
I mean, look, if you take, yeah, it should count for everyone.
Yeah, it does. Good work.
Thank you, Gigi. You're welcome.
How many do we need?
I killed two.
No, you get credit even if your teammate doesn't have the quest.
You still got credit for the gym yet?
Hell, no. Hell, no.
Yeah, I'll say like oh shit. Oh the duffel
Wait, did you got this double right from?
bsg
Yes, I did I didn't open it though
You know apparently people are saying the little sign like blew up their fucking shit
Don't plug that thing into stuff that your pc's plugged into. Yeah
Really? Yeah
Surge that shit somebody said they had like a gfci like thing to blow up from the sun
How many people I don't know maybe two what it what is the shooting at us
What is the
It's not the
One for underneath reserve the body watch this about the use of free kill
Yeah, PKPM. That's a good one. What? That's a good one. That's one of the bonka. Oh, that's a good one.
Okay. I was told that that was a trash one. Oh, I mean, it's not the best one, but it's still good.
Oh, I can go look at it. Oh, I have a scab behind the warehouse over here.
Well, Tony, if you were listening to me, I gotta say, for you to no armor, kill on
a DMC.
Oh, nice.
We need one more.
Wait, this stuff has to be, wait, why can't I place this stuff?
Wait.
Oh my God, I killed a 13-inch demon.
Wait, um, do you get it?
I can't figure out how to place this.
Good work.
Wait, what?
on the dock. It's not letting us down.
I did. It slides to the left.
Let's check crisscross. Slides to the right.
They didn't want to hop now. And Chacha was moved.
It's bugged for some people.
what okay maybe I run off of here and try clapping your hands that you ask me dude I
I literally cannot I believe in you dude you could do it I believe in you what the
it might just be bugged how about this drop it on the floor and pick it back up
again yeah okay oh my god oh my god oh my god
water I would have died did it work no no go in between the barrels in between
What are you doing over there?
What are you doing over there?
Right here! Right here!
Right there!
What yourself? Yeah!
No, it's... there's not even a...
I think it's bugged.
What? I don't even see it. What?
See what?
Oh Jesus Christ.
I'm bugged. I've gotta be bugged.
Change your key bind back to F?
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah
He actually might be good good
I don't even know what the fuck he buy that is though
Somebody's saying it's true somebody says it's true
You realize it's literally the key you hit every single second. Yeah, I know but apparently it like is just bugging out dude
It's you were talking about chef where these spaghetti code here and you expect it to make any damn sense
Well, no, I wasn't disagreeing with you changing keyboard language to American English also
fixes it.
Oh, it works.
Oh, my God.
That guy's a god.
That guy's a god.
Oh, shit.
What a guy.
I actually can't believe that just worked.
Actual 13 inch fucking hammer.
Oh, I killed that guy.
I killed that guy.
It was a new one in town.
There we go.
How did fuck the people in figure that shit out?
Not a thing that's it.
Yeah, put my gold chains.
Nice.
So flash drive did you fuck with chef? Where are they? Oh, I swear sugar water with a little bit of red tomato sauce
There's no way that shit could be good
I mean you said you like Olive Garden, so
Okay, well trust your opinion
Subject
I go there to suck on the breadsticks
Olive Garden was better when I was younger. I think the quality of the food just changed
Cheesecake Factory
I've had a cheesecake factory since high school
Oh
Any like chain type of establishment or fast food is hell over price these days
It all is they all are
unless you're the guy that goes to the Chinese buffet every single day but that's not like
a chain but like that's not a chain anything that's like corporate is overpriced as fuck
nowadays yeah
some chilies I don't know about chilies I don't know about chilies
I'm looting a scout remember I'm poor compared to you guys I don't got stuff
My reason why I have this cool tx-15 is I killed a guy yesterday on customs with it
Yeah, that guy sucks tx-15 I swear that you hit your shots
That should jiggles the you had a chat versus the virgin tx-15
Yeah. That's that's what I'm saying. Hey, my man. Hey, my man.
Nasty. Thank you for the gifted sub Cigand. You get our perks you over here.
All right, thanks to 22 months. What are those?
Well, it's a two positive ones
Youth and is marathon the one with more shank slower strength and endurance
Yeah, I guess I got my play
That'll be 100 talk one
Gets a swipe. Oh god
I
Love 11
Also, Tony, you don't get the gas up the UMP you were talking shit on it. I was talking shit on it
No, you were talking on mega shit talking. Oh shit
We're talking the most I didn't say a damn thing you were talking the goddamn mostest
I got to restart my game from eluding how do I know what I'm allergic to
trial and error although apparently you can do it an offline like you can bring stuff an offline and do it
I know one thing I'm allergic to and it's the like the I guess the boss or something the
water. Yeah, that's stuff. I
drink it one time and raid that
was not fun.
Lurgic to Kovas isn't too bad.
No, but have you. Have you
drink anything and raid you
that you're allergic to? Yeah,
I did a rat colon. I did like
nothing to me. I was surprised.
Yeah, I was surprised. It
literally it might be random
what it did. I think it's
It might be random what it does to you because I drank it and it.
Into shit. Yeah, the boss literally killed me.
I drank it.
I lost like most of my energy and got tunnel vision for like 20 seconds.
And then I was fine.
I lost all my food and water instantly.
Or maybe maybe it's because of the lucky part.
Maybe it's because of the lucky part.
Thanks for pointing that out.
You're welcome.
Glad to be a part of the conversation.
Enjoy the scenes.
Thanks, Pyro.
Oh, shit, I forgot to get the secure folder in the cabin.
That's why I had one more thing.
Okay.
Oh.
If you want to go back there.
I feel like we need to get proper level 3.
Proper 3?
Yeah.
Okay, so then we need to do Punisher and then we need to do Punisher doesn't give you
any rep.
Oh.
We need to do like, you've got mail, Glory to CPSU, Grenadier, that's a possessor, but
Yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks for a lot of months. Glory to CPSU. I don't think we need
them. Do we need a key for that one?
What? Glory to CPSU? We don't right. That is the literally the steps. You've got mal and glory
is yeah but then you have to go in the room right? And you've got mal as easy.
No, you know, that's next that's the next part. I think I think the next one is you have to go to iron gate
So what we could do is Gigi do you have anything to do on the factory?
Yeah, we're gonna factory I don't think so, but I'm down for anything
All right, that sounds to survive an extract of the main exit. We have to go the brawler
cover helmet. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm doing. Oh, well, I'll do it. I'll
be the man because I got your buzz. Okay. I'll be the sickness. Yep. I got you, dude.
All right. Let me lead the way. I'll let me any target in the old sellers. I need another
gas analyzer. I have that. Oh, any target with all gone factory
headshots with the marker heat exchanger. We're dragging that
which can't just bring a marker.
Like bring a gas in.
No, no, no, no, I need another one. I don't have a gas in.
And this is to turn them in. I haven't found my other gas
analyzer.
Oh, my quest items.
Yes, if you pick up that shit, move it out of your quest inventory.
No, you don't have to bring gas analyzers.
It's just no, you have to bring one known to stash it.
When you stash it.
Yeah.
What?
Yes, we have scout to we have scout.
We have we have a lot of questions.
Oh, how many markers do we need?
Oh, so I need two more gas analyzers.
We need one marker.
Can you not buy one on the flea?
That's to be found in red.
So the one you get to stash.
Oh, I don't know.
I can craft a gas analyzer?
Where you can- Where?
Ah!
Oh, why- Oh, I can craft ice cream columns, though.
The fact is I'm crafting ice cream columns.
Uh...
Good work
We're we could not we can't grab kept oh my fucking god am I okay we can craft Cass hands
Where uh workbench workbench it takes an hour
Okay, but I need a there's no batteries in the market
land study the goat that is always great no gas in the market either
and AA AA battery to
GM count you need a magnet and two wires
fuck that I may as well just find the goddamn gas I was with them
alright so I need an M4 right
yep alright I got it
I can work on the odd quest
just want to get like 15 targets because you have to kill PMC's right yeah I
gotta kill PMC's you gotta kill scavington's kill scabs with headshots
of all guys do work cooking do work cooking yeah oh how many markers we do
so many three just one no any one heat exchangers all we gotta do I like that I
like that all right so one get one marker
What else?
I'm going to double check all of our factory stuff. We got to do double check.
Where'd that thing go? There it is.
Icebreaker and seasonal. Yeah. Good time.
Exit here scout scout. Yeah, I should work on this
Possessor claustrophobia
Dragnet we can't do
Because I don't have claustrophobia. I think I really need to get that TV. I should have done
Then that's actually gay keeping me from a lot
Mom we're gonna do it
I'm gonna say get a db omag. I have
I have
eventually or I can figure it out. I don't know why but my story still says ask the traders about
the fallen plane but I've visited every single one of them.
Does anyone know which one it is I'm supposed to go to?
True Prepper. That's Prepper, yeah.
you have to invite me back whenever I'm in. It's looting up.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like really hearing that like we're very grateful that we didn't take the lead.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I have I'm hearing that like that is fucking torture.
I'm here. That should is all.
I heard people have to bring in like 20 bandages at a time.
Yeah, that is.
Yeah, I didn't know it would be that bad.
That probably helps their vitality and help.
Yeah, but that's just permaflict.
You should have this all.
You're perma bleeding.
Yeah, but once you get maxed them out, the bleed just stops on its own.
Yeah, after like 30 seconds or 20 seconds or something.
So you just have bleeds for 20 seconds and then it bleeds again.
Yeah, actually, that is probably frosty.
Thank you for the gifted son.
Thank you very, very much.
All right, are we ready?
Um, I guess I don't have a new quest.
You're gonna invite me
I guess it is some I'm bugged on my quest line it might fix we'll see it might be
So do
I'm an Augustus
Really I have an Augustus you're coming with a goddamn hatchet. Well, you're a face shield on the Kiva. Yeah, I am bro
I don't know. I probably shouldn't bring in the TXF team, huh?
Isn't this normal?
I don't know. I always see people doing that cause of no visor.
Well, because they don't, they don't know.
I'm just saying, yeah, I know.
Yeah, they don't understand it.
They don't understand what you do.
What I do, they don't understand me.
me. Keep your face shields only level three. All the clear face shields are level three
for the most part. They're basically all level three. Let's do this.
You have no gun. Yeah. Are you sure you have a gun holding a gun right on my screen? Tony?
Tony, you don't have a gun. Hey, bro, it's literally you quit. Tony, I have a gun. Tony,
you do. Okay, I will prove to you. I have a gun. Okay. When we load it on my screen,
you're going to be loaded. Let me load it. Just stand there and I'll prove that I have
All right
You have your goddamn cock in your hand
Don't I will prove it to you. Okay, just stays just stand perfectly still when we loaded
All right close your eyes to look at the flowers George look at the flowers
George look at the rapids
Oh, look at him.
I'm pretty sure you have no gun.
Oh, my goodness.
Pretty sure I got a gun.
Where'd you get that?
All right.
I need a scout.
Fuck us.
Let me lead the way.
Out of my lobby.
Who do you think you are?
I don't know where he is, I don't know where he is, he's up top, he blew my throat off.
I got shot in the head in the tent by the way.
Are we dead?
I'm dead.
No?
I'm still alive?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I don't think he's real now.
He hit every fucking shot with an MP5. Yeah, I don't know how I got shot
It's just locking on everybody
So do I come out or do I stay? I think I might have killed him
I guess as a visor and as a brawler. He could be good
So
Yeah, that's my body
I'm just reset quick
Yeah, this guy might, this guy's fighting a lot of heat, but you're out of camera, you're out of camera.
I don't like this actually.
I mean, I got shot when I don't
know how you got shot.
I got shot in the tent.
Yeah, I don't know how you got
shot.
I'm not sure what happened.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what was going on
with you, but I just got shot
in the tent and I was like,
wait, how did that even happen?
Yeah, no idea.
Hello, man.
I'm going to change this guy's
phone.
Jammington.
Uh, Jammington.
Well, good work killing the one guy.
Yeah.
Gingy.
Good job packing my dead carcass up.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yep.
Um, um, um, uh, I'm gonna skit that one in the chat.
I'm about to tell you.
So
Level 24 I don't have a gun to practice all gun
Oh my god, what the hell is my gun?
Oh you dare give me a stab.
Where is it?
Dude I'm talking to you, I'm being jiggied and you didn't have a gun.
She didn't like, she didn't get it there.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, thank you.
You're welcome.
She would not gas like me.
I know Jiji would not gas like me.
What do you mean I didn't bring his stuff?
Is that Tequila?
What is it?
Oh my god, it's not my gun.
Oh my god, it is.
right at me. Oh, don't worry. I'm still searching my gear, guys. Don't worry. You just open
a door.
Oh, yes.
I thought that was you guys, bro. He's on the bottom floor. I was just asking if someone
Oh my god, he's on the bottom, he's on the bottom, he's an MP5, he's like fucking naked.
Oh my god dude.
Oh, no, the other guy.
There's too much going on, I don't know if I can do it in 3 man.
I don't know, I don't know if I can do it in 3 man.
I killed him?
I don't know, I don't know what to do!
Okay, okay, good. I did, I did, I killed him, I killed all the doors.
I have a little heart. I killed the guy that killed him.
Did you die, dude? Fuck it! God damn it!
What?!
Stop all your playing! What the fuck did you do?!
Did you die?!
I asked you to kill him, to kill him eight times!
Oh
Oh my gosh, I'm so hurt. I'm so hurt
I don't know what's going on anymore. I don't know this is all for me. This is all for me
for real oh my god can we shut this door wait my butt is unbalanced oh my gosh
what is happening what is that I don't know but this guy walked in and shot me
in the fucking face and I know who I didn't know who was who I heard so I
I said did anyone open the door, but I think I said it too quiet
Don't you worry Tony?
We'll back you up again. You sit back
Enjoyed the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it
I probably should get out what happened
Honestly, Tony's point of view is probably crazy just because there was two crazy things going on all at once.
Oh, yeah, I was watching you running away from Tequila. I don't know how we didn't fucking hit you at the end there.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
That's funny.
And this guy just is randomly underground.
I'm looting a fucking body of tanks and looks and he's like, oh hey there!
Oh hey there, what's up man?
You're so hot!
I'm angry, thank you for the pride.
Thank you, thank you.
Let's get in the ground.
Did you get any stuff?
Yep.
Alright, hold on, let me go.
Oh, for I guess you have to get an extra kill, cause I missed that one.
That's fine, man.
You're talking to me.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm talking to the fucking pig though.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
That's a safe key.
I forgot you have like a billion hours and you know every single thing about the game.
It's only 19,000 hours in view.
The combination of this squad, it's not 20,000 yet is like over 30 K
I think what ours
Over 30 K
How many do I'm fracas almost 10 K. Oh, yeah, we're over 40 K all three of us
40,000-hour max virginity squad right here
We need a few job applications
What what did you say fucking membership to indeed calm what do you mean?
Stop that it's wrong with you
I
Told you I would use that word around me
I've talked about I died to submissive them boy Jesus
Fucking P90 or now he's a P90
I don't know how I lived there. Honestly, I should have died.
Oh, dude, you need to understand, like, dude, we both went through that rain.
That was a funny.
That was running away from the gala the entire time.
Random B of Z pulls up.
JJ's fighting for two people for her life.
I'm just, I don't know what I'm good.
Yeah, Tony.
Honestly, I'm okay.
He died.
So big booty Fenboy.
He's ever seen.
Yeah. So yeah.
So yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude, right.
You got that right.
She was like, yeah.
Yeah.
So I have I did this one quest real quick.
Yeah, I know, I got to swan that up too.
You don't get anything after that, so you should.
You don't get anything after that?
No, I think everything comes after your process.
Process.
You got to call him.
So, I will not die.
I think a Jaeger.
Hell's Jaeger, what?
Well, this time I'll just say something, Otter.
I did hear that door open.
Well, I just didn't know who it was in there.
It was kind of a, because I could only see like an arm.
I don't know who it was.
What did it look like me or hers?
Look at their arms right now, Tony,
so you don't ever get lost there.
They're both very skinny, I don't know.
Well that's definitely not one of mine. So actually, yeah.
Wait, are you a bear?
No, we're both you sick.
Oh, I'm a bear.
Oh, you're a bear?
I guess that doesn't really matter anymore besides for Lighthouse.
No, it doesn't.
Okay.
I go again. All right, follow big Thonka
Big Thonka truck. I shall clear the way
So this is where I died this time, right? No, no one dies. Nobody does everybody lives
One dead
How are you?
There's a guy in the office, I think
Wait, do we need to find three again or a bunch of them I still need to
This is my third one I found
What yeah, we're more job. How does she have the okay? Okay?
Yep, I finished it nice. Yeah, I can't that all the pins either
Wait you think I thought of me yeah, cuz I got
Okay, I got a hedge nut scabs no one kills ginky on my watch
It my helmet works it bounce off my helmet
All right, well that might be you gotta do the processor
And I gotta do black swan
Where are those fucking scabs I found another gas analyzer what no
Are you are you are you ill are you ill?
The player up top top there's a player other side
like an office come to the glass come to the glass there's a scab over here
there's no fucking player another guy running others on the map
Yeah, by the Alvis.
Oh, shit.
He's a pistol-y.
Where is he? Where is he?
Ah, by the Alvis.
What did you do?
I have that other gas in.
Yeah, you know that gas analyzer spawned in this room right here, right?
Which room?
here is the gas analyzer spawn on this table you didn't know that
in here on this table right here trust in thank you I wish you were letting sir I will see you
that thank you so much man really thank you bro mm-hmm where down there yeah in this room right
Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that
I'm gonna hit this a key exchanger
Okay, did you get the processor? I'm gonna drop some off. Yes, sir
We're gonna headshot more stuff with the log wait, did we grab the thing we didn't grab the thing from the office
Well, we already did that we actually already did that one thing from my office
Yeah, we just have to extract main extract I'm trying to figure out
Or to stash this thing now it's just stash gas analyzer in
Specific please I mean there's still a person
This guy had shot you today, you know scuba's got it.
Yeah, you just capped my helmet.
Oh, I have no sound.
You just throw it.
Yep, it's going to freeze.
Yep.
Yeah, 1.0, baby.
Oh, and if you guys find any cigarettes, let me know.
I'm a heavy scum right now.
I don't know who is who.
I don't like.
OK, we're all here.
Where do we, yeah, I'm right behind it. Where do we stash this though?
I don't know. Do you have to do that? I feel like I've never had to do that.
Yeah, I mean it's a no. Does anyone actually know? I don't feel like finding it myself.
Stupid.
That is not, that is not.
Someone else find it for him.
What is this?
Oh yeah, I found those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I found those um...
Why don't you pick them up?
They're personal. Oh, shit. Oh, okay
That's a battle pass stuff
There's some good offices. We're gonna go scout as well. Oh, yes, we do
They come back the gate for
Wait, do we need the key for that you don't need the key for that, right?
No, no, no.
He's tapping.
Oh my god, a flash round.
We actually up good.
Actually up good.
I need another one.
Oh, we won.
Yeah, that's the first one I ever found.
Did you need dorms 206 key?
Nope.
Good.
Thank you.
Holy shit, we sound like zombies.
science
Well, we need a 303 key, right?
Well, yeah, wait doors to your three. I don't have about two or three
Good thingy name for that game. Oh, there it is
A cough drop
Oh, what are you bunching on?
Clips and queso
Oh, but spicy queso or non spicy queso?
Little spicy.
I try to watch my finger.
Ginger, you do not make me hungry.
Leave it in the laboratory there.
Where's the laboratory? I'm sorry.
That's in case it was the best.
It is.
You said these horse calves.
Yeah, I have to get all these sex tracks.
So happy juice
Doodle thing of the twenty one months
Hello
Let's go the other one all the way in the other some
There's gonna be a peace cab soon. You're running. Did you yes?
I'm running I'm not
What's that?
Yeah, I'm already a three real quick
and with the extract outside yes I'm a scab
I need to hit the other gate across the map
was this fucking scab
Yeah, I don't know where he is.
I will say, ever since I started eating chicken and rice only, what was that, Sonya's?
Oh, shit.
Where'd all these scabs come from?
Oh, I knew them.
Oh.
I knew them!
um hey there was there there's an there's another scab over here I surely did not
just kill three oh no I didn't hear you murder them all nice it's the other one
there's one towards that metal staircase scab I just killed okay he blew my
tummy out let's get I'm getting this one let's go gate three and then get the
if I got here.
All right, I just think you need to leave my side.
Yeah, but I have to go get you.
Did you park one of your things down here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, mods with the parks I took, exclamation mark.
Fuck, what's the command?
Modifiers, modifiers.
of fires
for you
for sure nice to gg
yeah i'm below you
i don't know what's what so
corner of the office right now
let's have g3
okay go on to the outside extract
Do you need that armor?
Oh, it's too shitty.
What?
Do you need that armor?
No, no, no.
I need a toss.
She's crying.
I'm clearly fogging my wisdom.
Oh, well, there could be players, guys.
You know that there was everything.
I'm making that side, guys.
We'll see if you're looking at the milky's.
I'm making outside guys.
We'll see if you're allowed the mucies.
Shadow looks like a duck about
Quick I'm not allergic
All right, good job guys good job
that's a lot of questing tits
excellent work
excellent work
well I killed a lot of scabs we got six of them towards the quest
when I disconnect it just cancels the spectating
Really fucking nine more or something.
Oh, I have to visit therapists now.
What? Oh, we got the tool sets.
We got to stir up.
Oh, shit.
The secret recipe.
Wait, and start with service.
10 now what they made a war is 10 that's weird. I thought with that.
Tool sets. Really tool sets. I have to.
I think I need to my stash is actually full. Yeah, I have two tools. Let's
What a Vulcan scope for what I don't know from some quest and when a sass a bunch of like m80s and shit
No, what's M6 twos
Think of that oh
It's probably because of yeah, the question is dead. Oh
That's actually really good. I got my oh nice. I need my question your ammo box
I
Can't take it
Can we buy five sevens yet
I have one I have a silenced one
We have a science 5-7 price you can buy it you can buy it peacekeeper three we got them
What can I do this short barrel sawed off shotgun or a double barrel to short barrel?
I don't know.
I was impressed.
I was saying you're good.
Then I'm saying we have the hell on Earthquests to make the like short barrel shotgun.
Oh, we can play SROs now.
That's nice.
Wait, what is that?
an icebreaker model kit and you make it into an icebreaker?
Yeah, apparently you can make the ship in your hideout or something.
I think there's this new thing in here that's called nut can.
That was there for a while. That was 1.0.
Wait, really?
The nut can, yeah.
Yeah, the nut can.
Yeah, I really haven't been sweating hard at all.
No, they can kill my clankers.
Oh, yeah.
You turn in processor.
Oh, no, thank you.
Turn in your processor.
Yes, what else do we have on factory?
Fixing the control boards.
You want to do that one at a time or?
Bring needs. Wait, do you think
Grenadiers shared it is it is. Yes.
What? Yeah.
Bring bring. I have.
Wait, you're your advisor, right? I have impact grenades.
I have three impact grenades.
I have two. I'll give them to you.
No, well, you have the visor, so you should use them.
Obviously, I'm running.
But yeah.
Oh, fucking, I'll just I'll just bring them.
I'm bringing in a tool set.
Well, I can bring it on, dude.
I don't know.
Are you bringing both tool sets or just one?
I bring just one.
I'm just doing one.
No, I don't think we can buy them.
How old you can?
They're 75k.
Larry, thanks for 17 months.
Thank you Larry.
What am I?
What am I?
Thank you Larry.
Thank you chronic.
I'll be right back.
Check it.
Run about it.
second a second, run down
Wait, it doesn't show your your staff kills anymore?
No, it's been like that.
Oh, okay.
And you do no longer, I mean, it does, I think, in a certain location, but it only does PMC kills now.
Interesting.
It's got a nice, I like it.
What's your KD.
Right now it's, it's a fight, I think it's like that is 5.4 or something.
Okay, now I don't feel too bad. Okay. I'm not I was thinking that mine was really bad was serious a five
That's good. Oh
Thinking like it was really bad, but I guess that's normal. That's good. Like average. I think is like
Around one lower one like under one on that average
I think
I think I only have 12 games.
How many kills do you have?
Ten.
That's good.
You're cooking.
Not too bad.
I'm not killing like five people a game though.
I don't know why it says five.
because that's how um it goes off survives it's like it's a oh no okay I'm not awake I'm stupid holy
shit good morning do your case well I've been out there ready yeah oh yeah I'm trying for you
You've been what you've been doing
I can't think about food that I can't eat now because she's a chips and case
Oh, maybe hungry
Oh
I'm waiting to wait later to eat again.
to get it again. Keep starving us up to max level with the luck perk. Wait, what do you
mean that can happen? The luck perk? I don't really know what it does, but I feel like I've
been pretty lucky so far. I don't exactly know what it does though. Wait, apparently
I got no chance. No, that's just from the season. That's a normal season modifier. It's
normal season thing. Yeah, yeah, but it is. Wait, is any target? Yeah. All right. We got
Really good spot.
Someone's blown up.
I forgot we have to fix these things.
Yeah, fix them jobs.
A lot of fighting.
I'm trying to blow people up so let's stick together so we don't accidentally have a little
incident.
A little oopsy poopsy?
Yeah, an incident.
Alright.
You're a blood fragus.
Yeah, I'm just gonna like, like, like, like, I just...
So you got over here?
In the, in the, in the, in the staircase, the staircase?
I don't wanna peek him because I don't have a laser.
I'm coming. I got it. I got impact.
So yeah, he was in there. I don't know where he is now. He might have moved.
Hey! Stop that!
He's dead.
That sound will never get old.
I
Think there's two guys here that are dead did you get double I got both of them. Yeah, double. I don't know
Holy shit
Oh my god, wait, I think we only have one more
Yeah, we only need one more
Nice fucking
Give me that shit
Oh, they're probably explosive barrel right there watch out
I
Have to get the letter you have that
Hey, dude, but you're posting pot. Hell yeah, what I gotta talk to mr. Pat
Yo, yo, there's a guy across the top of the goddamn thing.
Oh my god, yeah, yeah.
Do you think I can hit him?
Not from here.
We got it.
We got it, like.
We could sneak up.
We could sneak up.
It's okay.
I'm down.
I'm going.
Oh my god, I'm stuck.
He doesn't see me.
Dude, I'm desynced.
I can't fall over the thing.
I can take him out.
I can take out his legs.
Take out his legs, you run up and need him, I need him.
Okay, okay.
He's shooting at my legs, his legs are gone.
Kick this!
Kick this!
Ha ha ha ha!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh my God!
Oh
Well, right it here is done. I don't know postman pot you postman pot
From proper
Oh my god, I can't move, I can't move, I need to get out of here!
I am fucking dead.
Um...
Yeah...
Where is he?
Right under you.
Huh?
Literally right under you. Like, to your right?
Went to the basement, I think.
What?
Yeah.
Oh my...
Thank you, Superday!
I
Killed him JG, but holy shit
I just well, um, oh
I treat homes
Yes, I do I do I do I do
Yeah, we got your fires and shit here you go. I love you. Thank you
Where is your body at?
You're a danger.
You set up top.
Wait, that's you?
You're shooting me?
I couldn't really get it to work.
Frank, as you're posting it back, as you did ice cream cones, I bet.
That's really good.
You've had it done not kill.
Oh, I have to do the second repair thing.
Sorry, I will come back.
What are you gonna do it real quick?
Yeah, but I'm like, overweight and shit, and I want these ice cream cones, so I just wanna leave.
Oh wait, I forgot you had the ice cream cone.
Yeah, I don't wanna like, even give the chance of losing these.
Did you do help taking a shit?
I've got it all.
You have all of it?
Cause he has a pistol, he doesn't have like a gun.
Alright, I'm gonna leave before something terrible happens.
Okay, but I get some jump-bun.
Why didn't they say eight months just a pistol?
Do I have to go in that door for the I guess the
Never mind I'm gonna go check it is a quest for the
Like the trick wire or something you just have to run by the door I think
What store is it the one you kick in?
When you kick in oh and I crafted another 60 round or I could do gunsmith
Or you have to go in and kick it in
Yeah, I did that and I didn't it didn't Dean. I think I mean check it
I got posted about anesthesia. Properties all around PPM. Oh my gosh. There's so many
I messed up. Oh, I broke my leg. Oh my gosh. Oh my god.
You fucking, you wouldn't fucking.
Chiggy, blow out the pistol, blow out the pistol.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
For you and these, I haven't seen you lose these ever.
Yeah.
You'd never lose these.
Yeah, never.
Evolved.
Oh fuck.
What?
What?
It was like a horror movie.
What are you doing?
Why are you there?
OK, I can't get there.
Get the fuck out of there.
And then you take seventy four, you.
Did I say?
Holy shit, that is so depressing.
Dude, I was dying.
You have to fold us right, you fold it and then
I just pick a 60 rounder and I put like this shit on there.
Nice
How did it feel I sounds like a fun time. How did it feel? I like Jiji's mom
Oh
Boom
Plus one
Dude, they changed all the gunsmith things. It's not part one two three four anymore. Yeah, you just get him now
You just get him. Yeah, I know but I don't know what the fuck to search anymore to like look up the quest
I'm saying yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down
Seven you're not required for cap anymore
What
Did you get anything for fixing the control boards
I did not. I still have to do that you didn't have any heels you just have it's in my ass okay oh I can't buy your
I can't do that, guys.
I'm just waiting a little bit later to do that.
Yeah, I had the other 60 rounder, so I grabbed it.
Let's go and see if we have everything.
We've not done.
Uh, postman pat, do you have it?
Yeah, I got it.
OK, I'll do that and then you do your little things.
And then after postman, Pat, I'm pretty sure we
to fix the generators in the middle.
That's maybe. I think.
Oh, I still have to kill more shit with headshots.
You have to get the the other one.
Oh, I got to watch out three.
Yeah, I had that.
Wait, did I finish this quest?
Whose quest was this?
Oh, no, one way ticket.
I need three more. I need three more.
Three more headshots and then.
You need however many pistol kills and then.
That's a cap. I got easier. They said it got easier.
I don't know what you have to do to get it, but they said it got easier.
This whole white, they made everything easier.
The purpose of this entire, entire thing.
that was just the purpose of it
of
the request for capital is kind of a
, mind and turn in the year
of the may be not a lot of the turn of the year
I
Think I still can't believe all this stuff tracks for all of us
Oh the quest is insane. Oh, yeah, thank you
I'll be there in a second though.
Other side of the office players?
Let me handle this.
Who is in the middle too?
I'm on my way.
I think we'll make a couple of cops.
I don't want to have to kill you.
That's an M4 though.
Nobody died, yeah.
Watch out.
I think he's doing the Zabrallo.
Safe shit.
Other end of the hall?
He's above.
in the bathroom
above
in the bathroom
let's take a floor
where are you?
no, I'm not dead
I'm middle here
I shot this guy in the head
and he's not dead somehow
there's a player over here
for the shotgun
I shot him in the head too
I know he's not dead
I'm dead
I shot him in the head
behind, how is he not dead?
are you dead?
This whole game is like crazy.
What's going on?
The game lags crazy.
I couldn't even move during that.
I think that's what I...
Yeah, not always.
Crying is a good move.
I couldn't move.
Help him.
Oh my god, the audio and stuff is going crazy.
This guy is so much dude. Insane.
I don't think it's a bad pen for either.
No, I'm telling you it's a server. I was fighting during that and my whole shit was freaking the fuck out.
It was going insane, insane, insane.
I saw this movement I'm hearing.
I think there's a player though.
Yeah, it's just reset I'm fucked up too. I don't want to do all the surgery
I
Think we're all fucked up
Like I was a brawler
Yeah, Frank's when that was happening
I swung shot a guy in the head naked he didn't die and then I was trying to walk through a doorway and I kept teleporting and
Then you died and then it like unlad
Yeah, well, okay, so I am the server apparently I
Think if you're gonna need I need to come wrong shit
Yeah, I have dude I have
373
Armored damage, dude. I'm watching the guy in the head. That's insane. I
Turned great a deer
Not a turn on
Oh, that's actually kind of smart
It was like FIFA fofum I died in the whole server
Shoot the whole place did I sense a disturbance to the force
Good work guys, I'm very I love factories
Welcome. My favorite map.
I need these, um, how many of those I'm forced found on the right?
I think I'm good. I see you, Drake.
Aye aye, Skipper.
and
the server was a little
I shot that other guy in the head with the cover and he like my audio blew up when he died
Do do do do do do do do
Alrighty
I
See you did you made it to one six seven
Like that
I didn't realize that what's the office
Who's that killing anything I'm running up to the office like our side
Yeah, kill everything I just think I need a couple of headshots for you
all these doors are off
good one fella
they're fighting this back glass wall by the way
braggers you want this AUG and I'll leave the raid?
it's like if I flash drive, go over here
I found a flash drive
oh, you'll be here, yeah
AUG and four mags, I'm leaving
okay, then I won't do the pistol kills
oh
I got you
No, no, no, no, no, you need to tell
No, no, I'll just stay in I'm not gonna die
now now but I need to kill people still with the pistol but I need odd kills oh my god
okay fine here take it you need like one fucking odd kill these nuts oh I have to do the toolkit
the man
I don't know, he might be killing him
there's a lot of death scaven is ramping
there's two scavs right in front of me
all of me
should I leave these scavs? there's a lot of scavs right here
if you can, yeah where?
uh, they went to the door
um, one's at the door underneath
that's me, that's me
Braggs, did you finish his head?
uh, you just did
I don't know. There were players for gloves. Watch out. Yeah, these guys is a problem, by the way.
There's that over here. Yeah, I'm a shudging you in the fucking face. Oh my gosh, let's go!
You were questing, questing. Whoa, wait, who killed that guy? Yeah, I mean, the first one is back here.
here. Move along here. Oh, it's an awesome new fuck. I'm gonna throw an aide back here.
Push him out and then they have to move in. Are you under? Are you under? You're under.
Okay. Okay. Nothing. Oh my god. Careful. Careful. Careful.
I can throw an aide.
He died of the 2005 Toyota Prius.
Oh, shit.
There's blood back here.
There's blood back here.
There's a guy.
Wait.
There's a dead guy here?
I think I hear one in the back, though.
I think I hear one in the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's coughing.
He's coughing.
We can hear you!
I don't know, I think for a back right maybe?
Back right?
We smoke as all big man!
You got the niggas!
This is the police!
Come out with your hands up!
We are the realest!
We are the realest!
We are the realest!
If you do not surrender, we will be forced to use little weaponry!
Don't make me come in there, boy!
I'll get a gun in you.
Suspect is in a 2005 Toyota Prius.
He's armed and dangerous.
How would you drive such a shit vehicle?
All right, go kill us.
Go kill us, guy.
That's it, boy.
You're going dead.
That's a lot of buildup for that.
Oh, this is Catoiota Prius. Oh
I'll have more
And that's ten I need another gaseous analyzer
The plan there was none about one spot
You have a gift I have a gift oh
Jeff for Genji
GIFT for Genji?
G-G-GIFT for G-GIFT for GIFT Genji.
Yeah, I just heard someone rotate that was not us.
It was me right here.
Yeah, there's someone out there.
In fact, she's rotating. Don't you listen?
Oh.
I think this guy's a baller. Don't you need another one?
Thank goodness.
Wait, on me?
Yeah, don't you need to turn in 50 dirt, 50 and 100 percent?
Well, we don't know how many.
I don't have a big enough bag for this. You just don't want to take it
Only one sabralo, oh, it's only one sabralo
You got that in and out five seven
Who just shot? Bragg is a million a million scabs yet where you're shooting
I
Have so much
Stirved on nice yep, all right postman pot where the hell are all the cowboys it cowboy outside on
Where they at there?
about a bowl. What? Well, like, I'm sorry to hear that. Why did you jump down there?
That's that osteoporosis right there and my osteoporosis legs.
Is he right?
Where?
Oh.
Ingee.
What?
Where are you?
Where are you where I found that one gas analyzer that one time
Yeah, I checked all the spots none of them
Jackets I'm dead where
Down in the middle like where those two jackets spawn
I
That's stripper right so I think we're on the right
He it was weird he was like crouched inside a body so I didn't see him until he stood up
That's the first time I died at the Taz no, I know my toes
One time that a raid mattered I died as they have room on you for an armor
When I guess oh
Yes, I do
Stripper
G
Is that a goddamn yeah six plate?
Oh
Can you got a helmet yeah, I got your bag I'm an old rig
Eat smokes
you know I'm good there's a long time ago wait you had it smokes on all my
goodness
and shit smokes
alright
get the fuck out of here
hey well I got your gun to G but I want to use your bag
post my pack yeah I just grabbed it just grabbed it
give her backpack
Did you know what that guy was standing right where I said oh I heard someone over there swivel
Sounds about right
I wasn't thinking I forgot I said that factory is a dangerous place
Job
We got stirrup done, we got the other thing done, we got post-mad fat, flash drive, she
You also got the, uh, what's it called?
Oh, I got to kill all the targets and the sellers. Oh my God.
I got so many things done.
them.
eliminate PMC, the AK 12
streets shoreline ground zero
they change it from customs
the
three strong ground zero
Yeah, and they were to bring them back to factory.
Uh, well, we could go bussing. Honestly.
Have anything on bussing.
The iron gate key. Yes, I do.
Oh my gosh, I got to pick up the phone.
Drink some vodka.
Dude, I was drinking some Dr. Pepper and it gave it to me.
Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. This is a test Tony. You're listening. What kind of talk about them?
try it
Hi, why?
Why did I couldn't find this this year?
Okay, at least at least you know at least you know yeah, they zero is by far the best one
It should taste like goddamn
The Lord's Nectar.
Heck, yeah.
That shit's actually good.
It tastes better than the regular Dr. Pepper.
Oh, no, that's not what I say all the time.
That's actually so true.
I tell that to people all the time.
It's actually insane.
People call me crazy.
By the way, did you see that level six plate?
Plate?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You son of a bitch.
What do I do?
What do I do that for?
Those staffs, 15 staff on customs.
It is shared, though.
Yeah, we have to do we have to kill scabs, Punisher.
But we could kill all your scabs because ours isn't shared.
Yes. OK. So like, that's just the kind of guy I am.
I would kill all your scabs for you.
That's just the kind of guy.
Oh, shit.
You guys have one for King. Oh, my God.
No, no, we still don't have that.
Okay, I'll be my lady, my lady, my lady, my lady, I want to
get you from all your scabs, my lady.
Yeah, we don't have one 14.
We do not.
Okay, I have your helmet, armor, gun, I have your rig with mags and 40 bullets in
it.
I could have sworn.
Oh, we can make our AK-12 better now.
Wait, why are you bringing AK-12?
I'm not AK-12, sorry. AK-34. You know what I meant. You know what I'm talking about.
How are you making it bigger?
Oh, just stock. You can actually put on a decent stock now.
W
The next thank you for 38 months
It's just a type of guy I
Drops the money
What do we see one John?
Uh
Yeah
The PT one. Oh, yeah, I got the
Three yeah, I need a PT three. I found it right what?
Yeah, yeah, fuck
Fucking yeah, my lady. What is I'll give the blood of scabs in your honor? Well, I'm not saying he was to buy
That's right. Wait, can we buy the 114 barter?
I don't know. I think I looked
Fuck, do you have a H202?
Your stash?
I don't think so.
No, I don't.
I don't.
Oh, well, all right.
Fortunately, you want to scope on this gun?
Um, what gun was it?
I don't know, AK.
I'll give you a scope.
Actually, like a scope or like a little dot, like a red dot.
You have the, you know, oh, what's the one with like, it's the green
scope that goes on the side?
It's like a little triangle on the top.
The green scope that goes on the side.
He came.
Oh, OK, P seven.
Yeah, I actually really like that scope.
OK, P seven.
What is that?
What?
OK.
What is that?
I think it's a great one.
I don't got that.
That I know.
Are you?
It just like mounts on the side.
Are you talking about?
It's like with the OKP7 side.
OKP7?
Yeah, that's what she's talking about.
What is that?
It just like sticks to the side of the gun.
Dude, I don't know.
Are we talking about the thermal?
thermal are we something the same one with the night vision scope no no no no no
like a shitty scavsco it's like a dovetail or something
it mounts on the dovetail I don't know why you want to use that but I don't have it
it's a good one bounce on the dovetail yeah what is it called ok p7 oh oh oh that
Wait, we're talking about like the green the green Chevron. Yeah, I love that scope, too. I know
No, she's actually cooking. Can we buy that? No, so she can fuck off
Goodbye you the cobra
But that's fine. Okay, you can bring whatever I'll give you a sRO. Okay. Thank you
you
that's not dovetail though
do you need dovetail?
dirty i'm giving her the best thing i can get
okay
do i need to bring new heels?
can i put a rebuy rscope in my ass or no?
no
no
oh let me get the director's ski as well
yeah before we go here what do we need to do
let's double check
kill scabs
We could stash or rebuy R but, mmm.
Gigi, do you per chance have a DVL mag?
Yeah, what?
Well, yeah, I have to do that.
Demetri's in a group, what?
Demetri, what?
So do I.
Thank you.
Let me look.
Did you die with yours or something?
Oh yeah, Tony really let me down.
So this would happen.
You want to hear the whole skill?
So this is what Tony did.
I'm confused.
He was like, yo, yo, Fragus, I got everything,
but the three main things you need.
I got his main gun, his DVL, and I didn't take the mag
or the scope.
And then I got him another scope,
but now he doesn't have a mag.
Like, yeah, five.
That's different.
It's a different.
It's a different.
That's unfortunate.
That's what I was saying.
All right, it doesn't matter.
I got one.
It's a nipple sight.
I'm actually going to sell this gun.
I was hanging on to that for a rainy day.
Wait, so I need the scope, the DVL, my DVL, the box of bullets.
Oh.
Seven sixty by fifty one fifty one.
OK.
I only have M eighty eight one bullets, sadly.
The quest gives you a box to unbox.
Oh, no, I opened the other ones by accident, not thinking.
I'm good to go okay we have your armor helmet cut I have your backpack and your rig and mags
back pack rig and bags we're getting the package and we're killing scabs I need to kill fucking
11 of them.
It's going to take multiple rides.
This isn't shared. I wish it was shared.
Biggie, do you need meds?
It's a problem.
It depends. It depends.
We might be able to finish at this rate.
We'll see.
I don't know, it's a lot of scabs.
I found my third allergy, it's rat cola.
You look ridiculous.
I'm the green man.
I actually need to change my clothes.
What am I doing?
The green gallon is squandered.
He's a Christ
Let's go Peter Parker
You must go
Oh my god
I'm sorry. Oh, wait, his name is Norman, right? Not Harry. Norman Oswald, not Harry Oswald.
Is it Norman? Is that like, is that short? Is it Harry short for Norman?
Yeah, it could be. It could be. Pylon, thank you for the gifted side of the effective arc.
They were the prime. How does that relate?
Well, it's not Oswald. It's Osborn.
Oh, it's Christ.
Oh, yeah, I guess why he was cursed for my basically the entirety.
You know, I can see why I can see why you got cursed.
Oh, my gosh, everything does.
So they're going to rain.
Yeah, thank you very much, guys.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
I'm going to plant this stuff
first, right? Oh, um, yeah,
that's not a good idea. I don't
have ears, but that's okay. Who
needs to hear? Not me, because
Tarkov doesn't have the best
sound.
What do you mean? I didn't say
ears.
It's a good update. Yeah, no needy ears
Really the one for you some all right
Yes, but the just kidding
The jacket didn't spawn
I
See before anything we go
But I say before anything we go stash
I have to kill
We also need to go to dorms and find that. We need to find Golden Zibo Key. Shit, we probably should have brought him the Zibo in our ass.
We'll find it. No.
No. We should have.
Well, if we find the key, sure.
It's not a big deal.
How's the Doctor Jekoma? Don't take that shit. Do not take that shit.
Do not take that shit.
I'll just leave the one.
It's like one of the worst things you could possibly take.
I think that is probably the best sports quote of all time not even close what was better
than that besides Muhammad Ali or something he's like faster than a but no I think and
No, I think my Tyson I broke my neck spinal
With my back
I was like, uh, bro, I thought it might be...
That was kinda aura.
That's kinda aura.
I'm placing it here.
Oh my gosh, I have to change my key vine again. I'm gonna...
I'm so glad I don't have this bug.
Dude.
That bug sounds like it sucks.
It's stupid.
so many noises
he's got PTSD here I fucking oh shit oh is that the goons it might be the
some mechanic and it's a good no no no it was over from gas station I was getting
shot at
what?
not from gas station was shooting me
I guess
I guess, yeah
I don't know
no but I heard the same shot that you saw
yes yes there's something about mechanic shooting at us
that's our 25
where the fuck do I plant this other thing?
in the middle? maybe?
Middle broken boxes
Could you guys be any louder up there goddamn well, I mean listen we're fixing the pipes up
That might be the goons right next to me you're dead
I'm not dead. I'm right behind you. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, you scream in here.
What's the biggest?
What's the biggest?
RAAAGH!
What was it again? I'm Jesus Christ.
Fuckin' virus, why do you hear me yelling?
RAAGH!
What do I even yell at them?
Yeah.
Who's one of the two spots I need to play?
40k hours of fire, we still don't know how to do this quest.
Dude, it's just, I swear it changes.
I swear.
No, no, it's just a dark-out dimension, it gets all of us.
Vagin?
It's just a dark-out dimension.
Open up the street.
Chas, where's the worms?
Chas, is this stronghold?
stronghold? What? It says it's fine.
Oh, they changed gun audio this way.
The bug out. Okay, wait, where do I plan the DVL?
Uh, I think up top up here, let's see, you got to go up here.
Is YouTube stream going left to the platform?
It's frozen. Oh, it's just the wall.
Try and look for this guy in stronghold.
Like on the very top?
Yeah, it's working now here is you two working.
Oh, what?
Hey, I can like restarting. Thank you.
I'll restart it.
Very good.
Tiffany top of the. I don't know what I could do.
OK, I'm good.
Alright, now what do we need to do Tony? Just kill scabs and go to the big road?
Yeah, kill scabs on the big road.
I'm going to tell them, you can loot them because you probably need it more than me.
What?
Fuck.
What? What? No, I mean, that wasn't a dig.
This is a nice SR-25.
That wasn't a dig, dude. You need it.
You're literally poor.
Keeps for himself.
Keep rubbing it in my face.
I'm being honest.
Want me to not be honest?
No, no, I'd really be honest.
What happened on July 5th when you shit your pants?
What?
I don't know, dude.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I was rubbing you to poop your pants or something.
What?
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
about. Now, you know, what?
Let's go. Bro.
Now, right? Restart it.
You don't remember it.
You and your head restart it.
And get your.
I guess you have to mention, too.
We're just forgetting things.
It was a long time ago and I was sick.
I
When you go to the bathroom, oh, I don't shit myself clearly or the bathroom
Yeah, because people don't know that you actually shit your pants
You're just doing cleanup
It froze again
It's okay. It's just like old Easter egg is fine.
What?
It's an old Easter egg.
I don't know. I don't know.
It's lower. It's lower.
I don't know. They're probably dead by, like, mechanic.
Oh, yeah, because that door is open over there.
It's okay. Oh, I see him. I saw two players kind of met one guy one guys massive other guy is kind of
Timmy, but he's walking the wall. You seem to be
There is the crack we're gonna put you kind of geared they're kind of geared Tony. Where you at? Okay fixing shit
Fixing shit. I don't know why it's
Hey, who just shit?
That's another team. Okay. There's a behind crack house on the wall
Yeah. Wait, they pushed up or what?
Front. That's the goons.
Wait, where's the goons?
Did I just get killed?
You were shooting at him.
That was not a goon. That was not a goon.
Was it not? It looked like knives.
What is that scab movement?
You're gonna crack house.
I
Don't know I can't do anything about it right at least right now. It might be a server issue
I think that's Tony, right?
Yeah, I'm like
It seems to me that I have two broken bones and no
My shit is broken
YouTube is broken
Is it just a browser?
Stream is fucked. It's not down. It's just like not working like it's flag. Dig a line. Oh
That might just be a YouTube ending. I don't think it might be on analytics on your end
better. Oh, wait, you need to take this. Just a lot of buffering.
Oh, I think you.
You're fighting. I don't I don't know what's wrong with it.
Come on, we're turning before you get aggressive, but I'm also down.
Just push these guys, because I don't think they have good ammo.
Hey.
Karma, fuck.
I
Need
What I didn't see yeah, that was like in the middle. I think they're behind crack
And in the back lobby or the back
They want the back wall behind crack over there. I'm pushing up
Back
Yeah, I think they threw a needle over it.
Fuck.
Oh, that's, yeah.
It might just be...
I think these guys are tube servers, I don't know.
Yeah, it's probably really good gear.
Uh, okay.
I'm trying to get info.
They might be just like really tucked.
It's red, alright.
It's not buffering.
Yeah, I think in the back alley. I don't think they're gonna move.
I have a maid.
We're good. Until it fucks up again.
You want me to push one side and you push the other?
Uh, yeah, I can push the other. I mean, I don't want you to...
Obviously, I don't want you to die for free.
Alright, I think I'm back. Where are you? What's going on?
We're fighting some guys in the frack house. They might be in this shed or the back alley. Do you hear anything back there?
I'm checking it right now.
You see anything or no?
I
Don't see anyone.
Okay, I think they're in the shed then.
Let's get a team and Abaddon. Thank you for the subs guys.
Okay.
Did they leave? How did they get out? Wait what?
Wait, they're gone.
What?
They ran to extract.
I guess, but the thing is there was a Nade that literally ran right next to me.
Maybe they threw it over the...
Oh.
That's a May.
Did you like, can't balk over stuff this season?
Same. I'm having a big problem.
You just teleport over and over and over?
I'm lucky. They must have clearly just got past me.
Headphones. Nice.
I'm here!
Working now, we're good. Everything's good.
Harder or something too. Maybe that helped it.
Change the output server. Might have been a server problem with you two.
I'm up to you, Tony.
I don't think they're hiding in Crack, I have pretty much cleared it all.
Oh, I still have your Grizzly on me.
Oh yeah, let me get that.
I'm inside Crack House.
Do you still need a cowboy hat?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Dude, those things are rare.
Like actually, you can't find them.
I got them in my first I don't get how you're always this lucky
I don't know it's not real it's not real I'm like that in life too I swear she she
got two cowboy hats early on we haven't seen them since like we've rarely seen
what can I just found him one too I still need my toss though I haven't seen
any fucking cabwats yet
I can see the single one
lasagna thing with the sun
thank you lasagna
how's you?
I know
I don't
I don't
I don't
I don't I don't
is everything fixed?
I think so
cool
brown milk made from cider here
Seems like it happened. Thanks for 12 months carry channeled in 14 months
It's my question got done
I
Was a server thing I restarted the stream and you good
Mechanic the I'm coming that of running who's that running that is the fire
God hunting good who is who yeah
I
Love me enough. There's any issues with it
Here's a reduced in chat chill, I'm gonna ban you for lying
I'm just gonna start banning people
Yeah, I found a few of them. I just been dropping them down.
I swear.
Those are giga expensive.
Wait, really?
Yeah, those are, that's a light spot.
Those spotting the hell of light access.
Get tilted over nothing? No, I don't get tilted over nothing.
Just like people going into your stream and saying that you don't pay attention to the stream at all, so don't watch it.
Why the fuck would I not just piss off about that, babe?
I feel like I'm just a noose now.
I'm just romantic.
What do you mean?
Why would I not?
What do you mean?
Got another gas sign on us, man.
That's what I found.
Yeah, it's super fucking boring.
Oh, that guy.
Guys, you're going to be excited.
Guess what I found.
What'd you find?
What?
303.
What?
What?
God damn god!
Yeah, we need, yeah, yeah, we did a good thing.
Ah, well, we come back, we come back, we come back.
Easy, we come back.
We come back.
I knew it.
But how the fuck is Jiji so lucky?
Oh.
This is disgusting.
Honestly, Jiji, you're a great part of this squadron.
I actually thank you for participating with us.
Honestly, Jiji, you are the best.
you would be carrying me a ton all day. Thank you for that.
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
No, just you're killing it out of here.
Thank you. Wait, what is this? Project? Wait, what?
Project, huh?
Just found project documents in this room.
Oh, it's the, um...
It's the battle pass stuff.
I'm going to the Big Red with the thing, with the thing.
I would not even hate that.
I'm away.
This is open already.
Did I hurt something here?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I heard something here.
Fuck that I hear.
I was able to go right there.
Really?
Yeah.
It's weird.
Oh, Jack, it's back here.
Sad.
Oh, green battery.
I thought I was lagging on so I came to Twitch, forgot I had a sub.
does it work now it's all good it's all good thank you Tony Baloney they get
game in for two months. No players now and we're going to touch the main account again.
I mean, I don't know. We have to...
Oh, baguette!
The baguette!
Take a little nibble. Is it tasty?
Oh, we have French baguette.
Does it taste like...
snails?
And...
Ascargo... Wait, Ascargo is snails.
When was that added?
The baguette?
Yeah.
Can you see it?
Do I... Nushrmada.
Nushrmada.
The French baguette.
Oh, big baguette.
Also kind of scrumptious.
What do you mean?
Project documents stack in your inventory.
Yeah, it's all personal.
Interesting.
How'd you get over this walk?
Oh, I can vault out.
Yeah, you can vault out.
You can vault out the game, but let me.
Yeah.
You can fucking let me.
I can vault it.
I don't know. I did it to...
I did it by 20%.
So I guess we maybe do it little by little.
I just did it.
Also, I changed the...
But you know what? If I didn't...
I changed the...
Actually true. It's a back up equals one. I changed it to that. I don't know if that
is a good thing or a bad thing that I did, but that's what I did.
Tony Bologna. Straight, thank you for 59. Thank you. Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, bad.
Let's go.
So I'm going to
stash this thing.
Yeah, it where you stashed it, the gas in
said isn't a medicine.
Another medicine.
The the medical.
Oh, whatever.
So there.
I was actually the one that killed bird eye.
That was a lot of XP.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't kill the nugget.
I got peppered.
I'll just up there fucking
Was for surely got him
I tripped in the trip to die. Let me remember to keep this key on me
There is
Now we're gonna go
We're gonna plant that thing right with the plant that thing on factory and then I'll plant my gas analyzer
I'm about to finish like at this. Yeah, this was gay keeping me from a lot of interchange
stuff. And then we'll have to get a Zippo after we'll go back to customs. What do you
think about the season? Wait, Genji, do you have a an H two oh two?
the season rewards the seasonal rewards in kind of lame the battle past of school
you can search
so you have that that we can get what 114
yeah we get 114
but I can't buy the H202
I do
You do all my can you bring it and it will turn into one of us will turn into one one four key
That's crazy. Oh, yes.
How do I have? Yes.
Yes.
You work.
I was like, man, there's no way I have it.
Up keys again. Yeah.
You have to be able to do a lot of now.
Giga quest now, like Giga.
Yeah, there's nine fucking trillion of these things
Is it does it not overstimulate you dingy?
Simulates the fuck out of me
Yeah, I'm feeling a little overwhelmed actually when I it's a little overwhelming
I need okay, I'm gonna bring a UMP
are you doing the ump dumping tin? Oh, I'll do the dumping tin. Yeah, I'm just going to bring it.
Oh, I need my purple backpack. I have not seen a single one. Telegram? Yeah, there's some stuff.
Yeah, I still need one. Some stuff is just so fucking rare. Well, maybe can we buy more Hydra
you three play talk of together mix yeah you got this
of the little cabin without any tactician thank you thank you sir yeah yeah yeah do
one the one next to Skelly. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if it matters live that
I don't know how that works.
Well, it doesn't prefer ear prover shooting.
There's a lot of in-ear stuff that works really well now.
As long as you're not doing anything crazy.
We're not shooting anything too crazy that in-ear stuff works really, really well.
I need it. I need the task thing that's where we're going to plant. We're going to factor
right out of plant it.
What's good Tony? I'll take a large pepperoni, black olives and mushrooms and a large sausage and bacon as well, please
Well, thank you, sir. I won't get some food
I'm gonna get some fucking brisket guys. Oh my goodness
I'm gonna get some goddamn brisket. That's what I need right now
um okay before we do anything run your pockets gg thank you yeah run the pockets thank you thank
you okay we go go go fast okay three get three you go up here go go smash our shit
Oh, quickly, quickly.
Oh, I'm scared.
It goes up.
It never went to the med tent or med building.
And you go to the shagazan.
Yeah, where is it?
Is that a place?
Try the soft con sauce?
Yeah, soft con.
I'll show you.
It's like next to the...
I want to go to the table.
Please.
I want to go to the table.
I want to go to the table.
One last thing is...
wait we could buy keys on the fleet because we're level 25 now but we don't
need it we're doing it the old-fashioned yeah exactly the fuck is
level 25 not many really like a handful thing is a lot of money okay only tiny
it's right he got it
Guy down all the way down towards where we just came from offices
Take the best fucking idea ever add
What else getting brisket brisket coleslaw sweet potato
Yeah
I don't need a gas analyzer.
No, Gigi, but you're the goat.
You're the goat, actually, for showing me this.
I didn't know this was a thing.
So we're all done with gas analyzers.
Yes, sir.
I'll keep this one for when I have that quest.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm not a guy here.
That's all right.
I'm gonna get out.
I
Think some order sheesh. We just you have a toss. He has a toss
I shall be the escort
Come on
What?
Start moving, what?
What?
What?
Did I blow that thing up by accident?
I got a sweet potato.
I killed something with it.
Where are you?
I killed something.
Where are you?
It's what explosives do.
Where are you guys?
It makes a big bow.
Not in the rain.
It's going up.
Wait, you guys left?
Yeah, I think we're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
Yeah, we're just laughing at how he was hitting it.
Why are you just laughing at me?
Well, yeah, we don't leave every brisket behind.
Gotta kill somebody.
And I'm dancing in the back of it.
Oh my god.
I heard the danger before I could move.
Oh my fucking god.
Yep, thanks for leaving me, guys.
Thanks for leaving me.
Thanks for leaving me.
What is this, man?
Thanks for leaving me at brisket.
Thanks for leaving me.
Hey, I got my time.
No way. Wow.
That's crazy.
That is a good team. Good team. Good team.
Good team.
Good team. That is actually insane.
I can't.
I lost my black division armor and a big bag. Oh, I'm pissed
Yeah, I mean I have the mega black division back
I should have been risking it for the brisket. I was I was brisking it dude. I was brisking my shit
Should have been risking it for the brisket
My UMP
Okay, we can't just make a new one
Yeah, I didn't even have to get on it.
That John was expensive, don't.
Yeah.
Then there was cool to use.
I want to unlock the other new gun.
the way we're going back the customs, right?
Yeah, I'm a good guy.
Yeah, so I think it's 74 U anyway.
Boom!
Thank you, Genki.
Now we can give one 14 key as well to do.
Let's go.
Nice.
Wait, you have one 14 key?
Yeah, I just got it.
Yeah, and then we have the three at three.
So we need to get the Zippo.
Oh yeah, good comps, good comps.
Zippo, Zippo.
What do you have the, what's it called?
The,
of the what?
The portable bunkhouse key, whatever.
We have the bunkhouse key to stash, it's a golden Zippo.
It gives you one, the question.
Yeah, you got it?
Okay.
You got the.
It's called bunkhouse key, yeah?
It's not.
What? No.
That's the class that I'm doing right now.
You need the portable cabin key.
Portable cabin.
We have that.
The class gives it to you.
You have that one.
Portable bunkhouse key.
No, it's no no no. Bunkhouse key. Bunkhouse keys. Yeah, the skelly we need cab the cabin key
but
It's a different fucking key
Trailer wait, I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it trailer part cabin key. Wait, what?
I
Locked it. Nobody has it. There's no way you guys fell it
No, we didn't both sell it. No, I want to sold it
So maybe they change the quest. You actually have to find a key now.
Maybe. Holy **** ****.
No, it doesn't even say to plant it. No, no, you grab it, you turn it in,
and you stash a regular Zippo lighter. There's you don't need to.
Oh, they can really change that. Okay. Yep. All right.
Yeah, you stash a regular Zippo.
Can you just give us a bow?
Um, why do what quest is that?
Oh, never mind. Oh, ****.
I have I know I have one for her. No, I don't think she's on the quest.
Are you not on what quest?
So I have golden swag or golden swag.
Yeah, she might be because we got it really early.
Yeah, you got it. You don't have golden swag from skier.
No, she's 114 now, so it's fine.
Is it because I have to stash a curiously good hose?
No, that's a piece of paper now.
Oh, that's that is piece of paper.
Um, burning rubber, that's, I don't know what it is.
Um, skier's wallet?
That might be it.
That might be why.
Or do I have to do the Wi-Fi cameras on woods and interchange?
No, no, it's, I think it's the wallet.
Oh, it might be the wallet, yeah.
What am I missing?
What do I need?
I'm ready. He's a Zippo.
Holy moly. You just you read it up like 20 times. You did that before. That's why you're doing that.
He's got the brisket coming. He's got the zoomies.
Coleslaw sweet potato. Oh my god. You wait you sweat. What the hell? Oh
Yeah, but you were like
freaking out
In my little puffy had a zoomies last night. Oh my gosh, I could not get in and go to bed
What kind of pupper do you got? Oh
Eater dog
Oh, yeah, oh, thank you.
I well, I just got a new puppy.
He's another wiener dog.
I named him Bam Bam, two wiener dogs.
Yeah, I got two wieners.
Sounds like a good time.
Mm hmm.
Well, the one is they say it's a Choweeny.
So it's like a Chihuahua and a wiener dog.
There, that is a crazy.
I'm just I'm going to be honest.
It's actually the cutest dog I've ever seen, and I don't like Chihuahua's.
But like.
Is it more like a wiener dog or a Chihuahua wiener dog?
OK, that's what matters.
Sure, thanks for two.
I didn't know it was.
I wanted to go look at him.
A Chihuahua.
A Chihuahua.
Yes, I'm here to look at the Chirini's.
Show me your finest Chirini.
I'm looking for the elegant Chirini's.
I'm looking for the motifs.
I am a sophisticated customer
looking for your finest Chirini.
Bring it to me.
Bring me all the Chirini's.
He's such a good dog, too.
Like he's never Peter pooped in the house.
He's just chilling, he likes to cuddle.
Well, what kind of personality do weenerdogs have?
They're normally actually really mouthy,
but my two weenerdogs are very quiet.
They don't ever bark.
I thought I was small doggies, bro.
They all, all they do is,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They try to be big.
They try to be big and strong,
but they try their best, but I'm telling you.
I also think it depends on who the owner is
and how they raise their dogs.
Well, how do you raise it?
To not them get to not yet?
I don't know.
Maybe it's just a chill personality, huh?
All right, I mean, I thought you had the answers
because like you're like, yeah, this is how you raise it.
So I was like, okay, well, how do you do it?
I have no idea.
Well, at least I know that you're pretty good.
It's just the off of the personality of like the owners,
you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you driving the poopers?
the poop one of the people I want to get a cat though I was thinking of a rag doll
there's pretty chill rag doll you want to chill cat do not get a bangle
yeah I'm not gonna bang on a chill cat trust me I wanted to bangle so bad and then people are like
no don't you'll regret it no that's that's crazy they're just they have energy they have energy
Yeah, well, I was saying I wanted to chill cat and yeah, it's not like it's not a fat lazy cat by any means. Yeah.
It's so cute, though.
Is that about a main tune?
Well, I think they're cool. The thick cats, like the big, thick hairy ones.
Main clues are cool. Lots of hair. Lots and lots of hair.
Uh, wait, where are we even going? Three of three?
You won't. Three or three.
Digi has it.
Oh, yeah, I do have it.
That's right. I need you.
I'll be right there, boss.
There you go.
Thank you.
to the other side of the map, no.
This is like an early request.
I fuck with big fellow cats.
Like you want like a tall cat?
A tall, big, fluffy cat?
She wants a fluffy Garfield cat that wants to lay on the couch and chill.
I want a lazy ass cat.
I get like a
Kale's do I need for Punisher?
I need two scabs
Vancouver get huge huge huge huge huge a lot of shooting going on
There was a little glass on that window now I guess
I'm in 104 on the right side so don't.
Orange cats are not just angry.
They're all those scabs.
Yeah, that's what people were telling me, but my grandma had orange cats my whole life
and they were always so chill.
So maybe it was the wrong orange cat?
I don't know.
I was like I ran into an orange kid but I was like I met an orange kid and he was pissed off, he was pissed off. I don't know why.
Wait what is this?
I just, huh?
No, I didn't that's all that I just you know you're right
Yeah, there's another one another one
Yeah another what
I grabbed mine
I
Need like nine more scabs any more do you need?
to
My god, I can't get involved
I just have a button of a scum I
Remember I don't remember what my cat was
I
Which one's that isn't the bunkhouse? Yeah, you don't need the key
Okay, I do have the key on me just in case because I wasn't sure if they fixed it
Oh
Oh, my bad, don't even try to get to it.
Oh, you got that.
I can't see it.
What the fuck's the other one?
Oh, I forgot you need- I'm sorry.
Watch your mouth.
Okay, you're carrying.
I'm sorry.
Watch your mouth.
OK, you're caring.
Let me look it up.
He's got behind us.
I don't know what the fuck he is, though.
What the fuck?
We were shared now, not for every quest.
Punisher, it's not shared.
they're not sure we've realized that last night when we're doing this I don't
know why but this quest it's not shared at all it tells you what it shared here
there's a symbol next to the quest it tells you but I just heard something
I guess I'm done okay where'd you guys go there's a wallet yeah wait is that player
over by the propane probably yeah I think maybe I'm running I think it's a player
scav using the triangles like stuff I think I killed him
of
the
death
of
the
death
that's a scab
got a big right?
hello are you a scab?
hello?
I think if he wasn't he would speak for sure
hello?
I think it's a scab
I
Well, I see if you said yes kill him anyway
Yeah, this guy just walk through first
Oh, hold on I'm balls deep in some loot. Well, kill him to my way
Now in the wallet
Oh my god, is he playing Nade? Oh my god, he might have Nade. He might have fucking Nade, bro.
He's running, he's running!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Yeah, we're making our Nades again!
I don't fucking know!
I'll kill this guy, he's crazy!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
Oh my god!
He's plucking into the bush, he's becoming good!
I did!
The fucking sky was crazy!
We're just flared out.
We're all done with our quest now?
I didn't get the bunkhouse.
We're right about that.
We grabbed up.
We're right back around.
People just flared.
Do we have to go this way or?
He's got to extract.
Oh, yeah, I just get a few more scabs
I'll have to plant a cure gated hose in the med lab on cussing. Yeah crackles crackles. Yeah
Oh, you might find that here I have I have one on me
Yeah, cuz I found one only prepared
I
Got you don't worry. Thank you. Oh, what the hell?
Oh, I got you
That was kind of unfair because he just ain't like
I need these oh
You're welcome to G number one scab stealer in all of Targa
Shirox, yeah busting locks
Yeah, I got a split
of
no
we're just going
the most
the black division
the
we got in a big fight with
players
and black division
and the girls on shoreline
I don't know, I have hiccups again
Oh my god, I'm gonna be dead. I'm gonna be dead. I am just a head and a thorax
It's okay, you can look at the shot.
Can I have three bleeds? One second, let me just...
Fragus, I'm inside, I'm inside.
Oh my gosh, I have...
Are you good? Are you good?
No, I'm not good at all.
You'll be fine. You'll be okay.
Oh god.
There's a scab up top, Fragus.
Top left window.
Nice, nice there, nice there.
Okay, nice. There's a scab up top.
Hello crazy in there!
Where's he at?
Up.
I don't know.
I call it panda. That's what I call it.
There's not actually a panda bear on the side of it, but it looks like a big panda bear.
It's some like Russian cartoon bear.
I didn't eat any of these guys.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
Thank you, bro.
for the bit risk you know why not let's let's go do that let's go I have half a
body yeah wait what do you so what is missing chest now I know I have two two
legs and one arm out right now so everything else is fine I'm dead I hate
my life I'm going to I'm oh my god okay honestly you guys leave friends
you told me I'm gonna have to be real this is all your fault
what happened?
I don't know why you killed so many crack-outs
no I killed them I don't know why you killed so many cracks
dude there's actually no fucking way
I'm gonna be real telling you this is a
me motherfucker
motherfucker I said flair
this is I
I said oh hey there fellas we've got the flair we could extract it
you're all now changing
Oh
You go first well, yeah, I was your first mistake. I agree. I was willing
I got one tabbed in my legs, I think
I
Just getting genie killed
I'm gonna be honest dude. I feel like she probably could have pissed on that guy if she did a 180 360
I couldn't take 5% running speed with the other perks I wanted I wanted to take that but yeah
They didn't let you overlap them with some of the other ones
I can't believe there's an actual guy in that crate. That is insane
John yeah, I'm chillin I did not
Don't know I must honestly I might just give her this black division rig. I'm gonna give you this black division rig, Genji
is a TV 110 in here yeah but I have a bunch of level five plates so it's okay
I'm head over to the porta potty's and shit I'm so overweight so yeah you help carrying
shit no I'm good I got everything is this Armored Insurgent G
up in front of you at the shitter. Oh, hey there. Oh, hey there, Goblin, how you. Oh,
thank you, Snippas.
I don't mind the rat poison back hole is for the rats that's why I'm allergic to it but
We've lost our comrade.
Comrade, Gingy is down.
She gave her life for Mother Russia.
We appreciate it for that.
Yes, yes.
We shall take a shot of vodka in her honor.
She's bad.
Bad.
Bad.
Dmitry of comrade.
Come, come, drink, drink.
Come here, Vladimir.
Come drink.
Neither my arms will end in me, keep this work, we'll see if we can get there.
Punisher part one done, Punisher part two.
Let me make scabs with AKM on shoreline, 15 of them Johnson's.
That's a lot more than before though.
No, I think it's always been that right.
Has it been 15?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Cold zip up turned in.
Alright, well I didn't get any new quests from any of that.
I
Do the quest rewards with lucky or like fucking insane I'm just I'm in like 200k at a time. I've 7.5 mil almost
Haven't sold a fucking single thing basically
Wait, how do you wait? How do you have some with my mail? I don't know I
Think it's from lucky
and I didn't sell that key to all because I didn't get a key to all and
and
and
what's it called and I didn't even sell a bit one of them
as a simple quest
scare
you
all the way we have to do
shumming
all
the
the
the
We're going to need the status. I saw something for you. I'm never going to need it again, right?
It's kind of ass any two more scabs
Oh, so we're fine doesn't matter we forgot
What showing yeah, it doesn't matter we forgot because you have to come back. Well, we're going to go back regardless
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I have 7.5 mil and 8,000 euros and 8,500 usd
Okay, I honestly don't know how you have that much
What's it called?
No, dude
How do I have so much money what I do I don't know I think you may got like giga lucky. That's kind of thinking
I've I've literally like not even been selling shit. I've sold barely any I haven't sold a single thing on the flea market
Dude, I actually got one tapped in the leg I'm pissed
It's okay. So that happened and then in real life
I want to go take my dogs out at the mouth side and I whacked my little toe on my
Siding door
Oh, right. And I heard some
move it.
Sore.
Why does a can of fish 50,000
normals?
Because we got our hungry fat
chuds.
Oh, my God.
I gotta go get all that stuff again.
It's all good.
We need to go back anyways.
We gotta go back anyways.
We...
Bring the kefir.
Of course.
We gotta do chum.
We're going to chop
I'm gonna go chop them all up in the dorms. Yeah, I can't stop my mom
I
Brought you a hose I'm bringing the hose
Now I gotta kill Roshala's guards that she'll do you bring you hose? Oh
Oh, thank you. I love we're gonna pose for everybody. What I got
I'm getting the umpington calm yourself now
Get my hydro shocks and this is
the
the
Uh, you got flair for this?
And I ever missed out on a single flair?
No.
Of course.
Of course, I have a flair.
I'd never forget.
Right.
Right.
Sometimes I feel like you don't believe the things I tell you.
We do this easy money part one season PVP shit. No, we don't just gives you rough.
That's rough.
We're just free XP, but that's about it.
Welcome, debuff, exclamation mark modifiers.
That's all that for you there.
Conjure monster iron. Thank you guys.
I'm actually so dumb.
I needed this whole time like trying to figure out like why you guys can't hear me.
My go XLR was like off of what am I bringing?
I don't need a headset this time, do I?
No.
Okay.
Just take me.
We're gonna have a monster.
Chat, bear back.
Before you grab a monster, get in the lobby.
Okay.
He is in the lobby.
Okay.
He is in the lobby.
Hey, what?
Yeah, he's in the lobby.
Oh, not on my screen.
I'm gonna reset my game.
Okay.
You're gonna call me dumb, but then how do you forget?
To unmute yourself.
Okay, you're going to call me dumb, but then how do you forget to unmute yourself?
You call me dumb?
I forget that there's no insurance.
Actually, I don't want to get at it anymore.
Just know that you're dumb and we're both dumb.
We're both dumb as shit.
Fuck you, Genji.
Did you forget again did I forget what you would you did no yeah you did talking about
That is actually crazy. No, no, no, no, no.
Frey gives us in shambles.
I don't need heels either.
How are we not ready to go?
Because you were in the lobby, but I was showing him that you were Tony.
You need to restart again.
What? All right.
You're back.
Now, you're bugged.
I see.
right. He just started. Are you right? You're right. No, you're right. No, you're right.
My bad. No, you're right. I'm about your bucket. I have brisket now.
This is worth getting impact related over. Man says I got it. I'm going to go get a monster
comes back with a brisket. Yeah, well, I got both. You got a monster brisket. How big
is that big? I'm listening. Yeah, you didn't hear that. I didn't hear it. You just lost
10 or points. That's fine. I got enough to lose. Some of us have extra points, right?
Tony, you don't let me be real, dude. You did tremendous, tremendous. I know that you only
I have like 20 points total so losing 10 is a big deal. I'm and I have so many points
I'm gonna give a shit 10
I'm nose with 10 points. I am oozing it. It's oozing out of me. It's like a fountain
That never stops
Yo green goblin
Oh, I keep forgetting you have all your clothing so I'm locked. Yeah, I just forgot.
I'll say I kind of dig the green goblin.
Yeah.
I was born, I was born!
Oh my god.
Oh, this brisket? Oh my lord.
Oh, my little one.
It's UMP, yep.
Mm-hmm.
All right. Long bow, UMP.
Boom, boom, boom.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
I'm just chumming here, right?
Yeah, we're chumming.
Never stop.
Never stop chumming.
Let's go.
Don't stop chumming, and they don't stop chumming.
They will not stop chumming, and they won't stop.
How does that song go up to that?
Some, some, some, and I had to grab chumming.
Yeah, chumming.
I had to grab chumming.
Hey, now, you're a chum star.
Oh my god.
Go out and jump.
Hey now.
Go to dorms and jump.
Jump star by jump mouth.
Yeah.
That's a song right?
Yeah.
Jump star.
Jump star.
I'm just gonna grab this thing right here real quick.
It's an average for 12 days of drops.
Well, no, no, there's no way.
There's no way to 12 like on that.
There's no way.
Yeah, you are. You are.
No, no, there's no way.
I mean, if it's really busting like that, but.
I guess we'll see.
I do need three p.m.
Did you just change your your sight?
Are you good dude? No, no, no, I'm telling you something like a site just clicks next to my head over there
Dude, that's what I was telling Tony. I'm telling you. There's an audio
What bathroom they even thank you for two months
I mean, I'm at a stream for the next 12 days, but like I don't think I'm doing 14
hours outside.
There's a scab dying outside.
Fucking noise.
I heard a scab dying.
Oh, I don't think we're doing the crazy, crazy drop shirt.
It's like a laser or something.
I
Do like 12 hour streams in the next 12 days to yes you are and you know you are
Dude the last time I did that it it was it hurt
Depends how fucking long this season I mean it depends it does depend but
I'll get old man that shit hurts my body now actually yeah what do you mean it
does Zach nice for you marks now what thanks for the prime decibels name of
the prime gotta stay young it old oh play your back that's this ginger
shooting me shooting um no jingy I might need one more
Scavs
I
Yeah
There's a fire
in a battle
um
third floor and there may or may not be a key in the side of it
hey
you're actually talking lying
you talked all that shit
you talked all that shit
that's me, that's me, that's me
that's me, I had to do it
that's just a mindstander
nah, you should have talked all that shit
I
Just a dog tag it's just a dog tag. Oh, it's in there isn't it? It's in there
My god, it's actually in there
I'm gonna melt my face off in this fire
Oh my god, man.
You made me burn myself for that shit.
Hey, it comes with attacks.
Talk all that shit, steal all my stuff.
We wouldn't have that key if it wasn't for me.
Wow.
That's pretty true.
That's actually pretty true.
Outside, outside, outside, outside.
Car side.
Whoa, it was a teamwork.
We all had the pieces.
That's actually, yeah, that's even better.
That's actually totally true.
Yeah, but I had the hardest team.
You're a good team captain.
Oh, you had one of three components.
I'm pretty sure I had glass and I don't see this fucking guy.
Here, Gigi.
You're just in case if you...
I'm scared.
The hell was that?
Oh, I think you...
I don't see him, but I'm pretty sure I heard him.
That's scavachron.
There's your final scab.
I need one more scab. Can we kill this thing?
Alright, he's outside.
Wait, wait, wait, Chiji, you stay still.
Can we finish our quest? Let's go!
I don't know, where the fuck is this scab?
He's outside, on the car side.
By the other, the little blue car.
Daki, thanks for...
Oh, you can't even go out that way?
Oh my god.
You can't even kick it over it.
Daki, thank you for the gifted sub.
Wait, who's on first?
Not a shooter.
Oh, the scab!
Scab!
Are you there?
Don't you dare, Gigi!
I'm pretty...
Oh, what the fuck is that?!
Who the fuck is that?!
Who's on the second?
Fred the saver!
We're on second. Who's on that fire escape?
I'm on second, maybe.
Oh, my God!
Gigi, there's a fucking guy in there!
Gigi, watch it!
There's a fucking guy!
Where's one with the Gigi?!
What the hell is this guy?!
What is happening?!
Oh, my gosh! What is going on?!
Fuck dude
We're second floor just shoot everything
Dude, I don't know
the fucking Green Goblin on
I came out of nowhere
I am we're good we're good to go we're gonna get the hell out of here get me out of this which is gonna go to one one four right
To that guy actually scared the shit out of me
I don't know dude we were running by that for like
I've been waiting here for 45 shooting outside there pretty close to two story back left
or back right.
And if you're looking at the front, it's back right.
Oh, they're by the bus stop.
Yeah.
By the pit.
I'm going to PvPL.
PvPL.
Oh, I still need to plant that thing and find the wallet.
That jumps in now, bitches.
Jesus Christ.
Bypass the firewall.
Oh my gosh, where did you come from?
Computer, engage foreskin entanglement sequence.
Computer, cancel that sequence.
Do the hemorrhoid removal.
Oh, wait, that's good. Yes, do that.
Yeah, dude, we need that. Do that.
Dude, I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do that.
Where'd you go? Where are you guys at?
We're at the little checkpoint thingy on the road.
I'm coming.
Dude, now that I've got my Taz, I've found two Taz's in history.
What a weekie.
That's how it always goes, right?
flat it out. Poor Genji. Listen to us. Genji's a cool dude. What do you mean? She loves us.
Genji's worse than any of us. What are you talking about?
She's actually worse than any of us.
You need the ski hat with the holes for eyes?
No Tony what are your thoughts on like a
We're in Bender now man. Wait what? I'm in Bender yeah. You guys just said you were at Checkpoint
No I'm coming to you I'm coming to you. The other one. I'm coming from I'm coming from uh
We're in Bender. We're in Bender. We're thoughts on a egg over beef and rice. That's fire. Yeah you think I should I'm gonna do that tonight.
I'm fucking you let act
Okay, well then a duffle back
Door just opened was that you?
Okay, let me jump into the grass link. I'm on grass up
We don't angle like over easy egg over beef and rice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
But you need to run a yoke
Yeah, you need run a yoke
I have like these cut up hamburgers and I put onions and jalapenos in them, Jones.
Oh, I don't know if I do with jalapenos, but doing it with just like
with onions or like white rice inside the hamburger.
Wait, in a hamburger? It's in the hamburger. What are you talking about in that? What are we talking
about? Hamburger? Yeah, okay. I made hamburgers and then I put onions in them, Jones, and jalapenos.
Oh, and then you're what you're mashing them up and putting them in rice. Well, I could yeah
That's you motherfucker
You're up there
By Krakow's oh, he's oh, he hit me all he hit me a lot in the thorax
The one all the way on the right side the trailer
No
I'm trying to take cover I don't know to do
He's fucked up
I'm running back in I'm running back in I'm fucking stuff
There's two there's two
Yeah, he's a job on hot there grenade. There's no way that goes far enough
Oh, no one of us that one is dead. I hear him dead. I hear him dead one died
I think so
Inside
We're by yellow shirt. I don't know about yellow shirt might be needed. I've no idea
Okay, yellow shirt was the guy the GL I
Killed blue helmet guy. I don't know yellow shirt guy. I just heard the guy died in the nade
But did you fuck up yellow shirt guy? Did you fuck up the yellow shirt guy?
So he's dead. Yeah, then he's dead cuz he was
He was like, oh, I'm gonna have to run.
And then he died.
He sounded like a little bit of chess mom.
Yeah.
Well, but I think we're good.
I think we're good.
My gosh.
That's crazy.
I think we're good.
OK, I think we're good.
I think you needed him, by the way.
I did not need him.
I didn't touch it.
Oh, wait.
Then how the fuck did you want him?
Where'd the second aid come from?
I don't know if he needed himself.
Maybe.
He might have needed himself.
I threw an A to blow up and then I heard another grenade and I heard him dying.
He could have.
Watch out.
Be careful.
Yeah, I'm moving up.
Kevill to your left.
That's where I last saw the yellow shirt guy.
Let's show those shirts guys conferred.
Yeah, but that's that's where I heard him die.
I'm a mechanic.
Yellow shirt guy has perished.
What did he die to?
The flimsy rooster.
Wait, did his friend eat him?
Dude, maybe.
Did the flimsy... Wait, wait, he has a flimsy cock?
What?
I guess so.
That's unfortunate. Maybe he should look into that.
Flimsy rooster. Oh, my God, his boy named him.
Oh, dude, he stands on me.
Oh.
Oh, no.
This guy's attack 30 scope.
Then some armor.
How did he manage that?
Did you see where he died at?
in the fucking thing it is by his boy
what
no no look
there's
look at this trip wire it's um
it's parmesan he has a parmesan gun
he has parmesan gun
yeah that's forgot the gf
forgot the gf
it might have
maybe he got shot by his friend and then
hit a nade and it killed him
oh rgd5
he's allergic to nades
You got killed by RGD 5.
Oh, do you want this scope, Tony?
Oh, where do I plant this?
In the main room.
I don't hate it.
I don't love it.
It's in the main room.
Up top.
Oh, I found it.
The plane, the plane, the plane.
Oh, let me see.
The plane is in KC 130.
Wait, where?
I have it in this guy's bag.
Let me see.
I want to see it.
Whoa!
I got the one on the ground.
Wait, honestly dude, I'm sick.
Wait, you got it upside down.
Hold on.
Not my bad dude.
Fuck.
Hold on, let it get in the seat right.
Yeah.
Almost.
What about lean while I do it?
Yeah.
No, I got it.
I try it.
Oh, shit.
What?
It's not.
I got a shot.
I almost killed myself.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my god.
I said, what at the door?
I mean, that's where you would do.
That's where you would booby try out.
The door.
Like, you're parmesan's cooking.
Holy shit.
Wait, can I see the plane?
I want to see the plane.
I want to try it.
I want to try it.
Look at the plane.
Look at the plane.
Look at the plane.
Watch this.
walking ready 360 nice get on the table get on the table get on the table get some more
get some more elevation to it yeah there you go there you go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
then. Look up so much. I'm going to do this. Oh, oh, oh, nice job. Like it says US Marine
Corps. That's kind of cool, dude. That's actually a fly. Yeah, I like that. Sound off for the
Gore, watch that tripwire, Jesus Christ.
Oh my, did he booby-trapped all the crates?
Yeah, I mean, he's learning.
Oh, loot crates.
Oh, and this container, oh my, the way of the,
there's actually a lot here, there's two here,
there's one there and one there, there's so many tripwires.
It's like fucking Vietnam.
Oh, don't remind me.
Oh, don't remind me, don't, oh, I'm just kidding.
I
Can't move I'm fat
Oh, you can't tell me now.
The Grass Needle.
That's a fucking Grass Needle.
Don't you dare say that.
Why don't you go up there?
Fuck it, no.
Dude, does it matter?
I don't.
You got damn Grass Needle.
Mate, you can go on the sides now.
Yeah, you can.
And you can shoot the flares from the sides.
It's crazy, right?
No.
That's crazy.
Because before you would get shot on the sides.
It's actually like the safest fucking extract on the map now.
OK, you can see from anywhere doing that really.
The rain guy.
I honestly, fantastic.
I'm really glad we stayed calm that entire time.
That was very good.
Oh, yeah, I wasn't fucking freaking out,
getting G.L. to the shipping container.
No, I just I just did the swinging with aura,
but I was I made sure that hopefully she did not die
because I did not want to come back.
the cousin. Are you sure?
Pretty fun.
They maybe go fuck yourself.
Oh, we need venerate bloodsets for respirators.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I've completely forgot to make those up and the vial on
five pcs.
We file customs to get the vial on customs. Yeah.
That's a new. Yeah.
I heard looks are coming back in the med lab three more
serenade the containers showed up at customs in the med lab get them for me
I've already got a couple of egg heads lined up to examine them
fracas why does he have you lined up to examine them that's me and you big man
we got to go examine a couple of egg heads who you called egg head yeah who
Who you call an egghead?
Me?
I ain't no egghead.
Hand me a little like an egg.
SpongeBob.
Hashtag classic.
Oh, I need the unknown key.
And my pocket watch.
Where's my U.M.
Pizzle?
Did I die with it?
Oh, there it is.
Good evening
The Bravo on it
Actually, I actually snipe that dude in the fucking face lesser in a sec
Put a hydro shock right into his ear lobe, you know, Tony's good
Almost blew myself up with a nade that's cool, too
I
Meant to do is distraction
Well, so what are we doing now? Well, we go grab our little thing real quick
Well, do we have to go back to customs? I mean we get to get respirators while we do other things
She's got stuff everywhere, yeah
I took the 25% more healing use per.
We can do anything.
I'm chilling.
Okay.
I'd say we pick a trade or level three.
Wait, I need one more proper question or level three robber.
So let's do, yeah, we could do mark this stuff on shoreline.
And then you get the
markers on Shoreline to
trading posts
or you go to streets.
Just two streets.
Right.
You're right.
Yeah.
Right.
I need one more as well.
No Masp pointing to.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess we can just do
What's it called the glory GPS CPSU real quick.
You've got mail too.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that too.
How's it do that?
Okay.
What else do we have on streets?
Locate the real estate fund on streets of Tarkov.
I think we need a key for that, but we can also do.
Oh, we can do house arrest.
I have Iron Gate key.
Uh, wait, locate the debtor.
Oh, wait, do we need, we need chupapi meneno key?
Okay.
We do beyond the red meat.
We do the Dalasas sausage.
We do ballet lover.
Dude, there's so many streets quests.
Why do we need to pop in a mania?
Is it not for this one?
It says.
House arrest.
No, house arrest.
There's so many.
I'm saying there's a bajillion streets.
quests. All right, you tell me what we need to bring.
It depends on how many quests we want to do.
I mean, I don't know if we're going to go here.
There's a fucking million population senses get the little
book from that one house for what's your face?
You know, do you have a bomber hat?
Yeah, but I want to use my Ronin.
I'm going to do the bomber hat stuff to you have one.
You know, yeah, you can buy it.
I guess that's shared.
Huh. Mm hmm.
Yeah, it's shared.
OK, you want to be a bomber hat duty?
I can. OK, you'll be a bomber at duty.
For as we get the financial audit, the the the financial.
about it we do ballet lover with a you got mail glory to see PSU I don't have
the key for watching you we can do the secrets of productivity if we fall in
how we need a negotiation room key don't we I have that key we can it wait do we
need that okay bring negotiation room we could do beyond the red meat we could
Do the secret recipe, locate the red.
Dude, there's like 50 fucking quests we could do.
Yeah, I mean, I don't have the real estate key.
I don't have the the real estate key.
Actually, there's a spawn in it inside of the real estate building.
Is there? Yeah, it's on like that.
You have the Concordia security key. No.
OK, I have this one key.
You have paramedic quest.
I'm just tell me what I need to bring.
So this one is okay.
It's house arrest.
Locate the missing group where they're held captive.
Locate the debtor.
Hand over the item.
Check again your 15 apartment key.
So I don't think we could do that, right?
I don't think we could do that one.
You need a key for it?
It says hand over the item.
I'm checking into a 15 apartment key.
So. Oh.
So I don't think we do that.
I have paramedic at the ambulance smartphones
from streets of Tarkov.
That's just random where it is.
We have so many streets.
Quest I want to throw up.
Yeah.
Let's just like do a few at a time,
but let's get these proper ones for sure.
You've got mail and glory to CPSU
and if we pass other shit, we can do that.
There's actually no there's like fucking 15 of them right now
Let's just go there and see what we need to do
It's actual 20 quests Morgan the proper ones
Jinji's killing shit
with the beanie
but then
Whatever we like pass or respond we can do that as we go. Did you find your sausage yet?
No, sadly, no, I got a couple more. Yeah, you'll find it.
There's nothing. Nothing can find that thing. They're all over the place on woods.
Like a sausage party over there.
I
The key for house rest is given to you. Yeah, but it's not the key it says to say less though. I do need it
I do need us all say lunch
Unless the quest description is wrong
Maybe the quest description is wrong. I don't know
Because I have an iron gate key, but it says check it in a 15 key
We're just a super rare cave.
We can hit like, relax side.
Look for like the food crates, there's a bunch of food crates here.
I think we just, we're just depends on where we spawn because we don't want to be here too long to have a lot of players.
Yeah, I agree.
I think instead of trying to do 50 quests at once, we just do quick raids, hit one or two, come back.
Remember what happened last time we were here?
I remember. I remember.
Oh!
Um, okay, we can do population census.
Yes, and then we can hit
Glory to CPSU. Oh, and we got the key for ballet lover
Yes, he's about a lover. We have population since as we go glory to CPSU
We go to you got mail then we go up into ballet lover extract
Yes, god damn. I'm like a fucking tactician over here. You like that plan?
Yeah, I like that so quickly. I just put that shit together. You ought to read a map. I am the map
You are the map. I am the map
Dude, how's my helmet even fit on my big-ass brain head?
How does it even fit?
I can see it overflowing.
It's coming up the sides.
Oh my god.
It's oozing.
Yeah, it's oozing.
Oh, autistic.
Wow, autistic.
Wow, da da.
Holy shit.
GG, kill it!
Stop!
12 o'clock!
Kill it!
GG!
GG!
Nice shot. Nice shot.
That was fucking awesome.
Oh, I mean, we could also do the negotiation room thing, too.
Well, we need a key.
She has it.
What do you mean? Yeah, I brought it.
Well, I don't know if we even need that key. I think we can get a relax room key, right?
Oh, yeah, we need a relax key.
In the negotiation room, you might need to get the relax key to guarantee it.
Yeah, well, we need those shots.
I don't see it, it's sitting up here.
Ah!
And then we go, wait, we don't have to follow the leader.
We have to go for a quest now, we're doing long barrel UMPs just because it's actually good.
We're not following the routes.
No, this is fine, this is fine, slight diversion from the plan.
Modification, on the fly.
Alright.
Did you kill them?
Turkey, I'll update them!
Oh my!
I guess you almost just got yourself killed.
No I didn't, I'm too fast.
Turkey!
I'll hit my shots to the limit.
Dude, you're dead.
Come on.
Alright, it's okay.
He's beginning to believe.
He's beginning to believe.
You get that.
We'll get this.
I got it.
You got the key?
I don't know if we have to go in the negotiation room.
No, we don't.
I can open it.
It's the scene.
No, no, no, no.
I think we do.
And then the next one is relax.
It might be.
I think Genji's got to open this.
I have to keep on.
It might be I think you just gotta open this
But he good
Gingy that's got a red pill on him by any chance I
Don't know I didn't go check. Oh, I need this fuel
What fuck I look like Neo
a bottle of yxmc water oh it's a stringer item who's is it let me see let me see
but that's kind of cool yeah it is cool that's fire you got visit that looks
like a Japanese shipper wait how come this didn't wait where is it we didn't
any quest progression for this. That isn't that's not Japanese. That's his other ones.
I mean, are you sure? I think there was one. Chinese. Are you positive?
Can you drop the left side?
Okay, now I look at it again. It might be Chinese. It is Chinese.
It says young maxian that's Chinese for sure
I
Kind of quickly skimmed it when it literally says the race was what won by a runner from China
Oh, that's the guy first to extract that guy. We're not sure I can skate
I think we have to go to relax, by the way.
Did you kill this guy?
I think we have to go to relax.
Okay, back on track. Population sensors, go!
I'm falling, you're out.
We're doing five right now.
I'm locked. I've never been unlocked.
I fell hurt. I slammed that shit on my soul.
Did you break that, John?
It felt like it. I was crying.
She just cut it off.
In front of us! Where? Where is it?
He's fucked up. He's fucked up.
The guy on the right? That guy's dead in that shot, maybe?
On the corner! On the corner!
I'm going in the building. I might as well shoot him down.
Who's got an HK? Who's got an HK?
He's got an HK. He's got an HK. He's got an HK.
That was fucking behind me!
No?
The shot was. I'm just saying. It was bugged.
Where'd this guy go?
Huh? Is this Ghetto beer?
No, he's still alive.
He must have ran to our right. There's no way.
No, he's dead!
Where's the HK guy?
I sure have no idea. He's in our right.
At post. At post. At post.
Yeah, I don't see him.
He's in the corner of the wall, like at the bridge.
the corner very corner very corner dude he's kind of locked he's like i don't see him
tell this guy
he's inside where are you i'm in the building population's on your building okay
Yeah, honestly, like I just had zero to you Nate, so he yeah, I'm time. I heard him shoot behind me too. Oh
I need was close to you
Yeah, he's interesting. He was lean peaking on a left hand
I think the books upstairs maybe
Oh, the fuck is this book?
This is like right here.
Oh, here it is.
All right, we got that.
We got to go check 15.
We do have to go to post.
We will after.
Yeah, but maybe he'll be gone by then.
If you hear us, just like leave.
I guess we should cut through here and then go to check 15 this way.
Enhanced PMCs.
I don't think we've run into too many.
Too many enhancements.
All these level 6 plates.
We killed a bunch of Black Division.
I'm going to show them back.
Don't come out on the street.
Don't come out on the street.
all the way down by a
idk whatever fucking building that is
left
left
what?
same guy, HK
the fuck?
okay so why don't we just loop around him
I mean he's going for our left
yeah I know so let's go on a check 15
Welcome
Are you at the quest in here for me in this building?
That's wrong you were you at I'm outside with you guys. Okay, let's check object 15 right now
Modifiers exclamation mark modifiers. You'll see the perks I picked
I'm at the top of steps to the black division that we've seen them on shoreline
I've only run into them once though as was fucking crazy when we ran into a mature line
We fought black division on shoreline
And we thought the goons and then black division immediately after and players in the mix is ridiculous
It was fucking ridiculous
We were fighting for our lives.
It was so bad.
Diabolic, thank you for the gifted sub guns.
Thanks for the prime.
Who was that?
It was earlier today.
I don't know exactly what hour of the stream, but it was fucking nuts.
I think you jacob did you bring the key to the dark of our car bank thank you jacob
huge sunroam damn okay so let's go to post office now yeah no
I'm getting my cigarettes. We're on the move. I'm coming. We're going to post office now.
I'm going I'm not going the other side for I guess I don't want to go that way
All right, I think those guys left I think that I mean they came back
I just you can take whatever on this guy
Let's have a quest to kill snipers
Oh
What does that guy there's a few fellas I just we're happy right here
He's close
Let me go first. I've run in
You might peek down the street or I
Didn't hear him run
I'm staying outside, so I don't get confused.
He's fucked up, I gotta push the leg.
He's really fucked up, he might push me.
No, I gotcha, I gotcha.
He ran.
He ran to, uh, the dead scav.
I think he's in the corner.
I
think that you guys also know that's him you know
oh he ran wow he actually ran
well I could have killed him I thought he was going to be stuck in the corner
a bit he fucking yeah I don't that was an
HK guy though that's a different guy I mean that's a completely different guy
it is post one
More shirt to take.
Oh, here's the letter right there.
That everything you got now?
Yep. And then we go up ballet.
And after this, we get the fuck out of here.
Yes, we're going.
We're going to Damage Damage House because we'll go to.
I'll get my bag.
I'll get my bag. We'll go to damaged house because we'll hit the relax room on the way
What quest don't you have the one you guys did I think I need the other journal
Other apartment thing
Yeah, I think we have to come back
Yeah, you're gonna come back and then grab the thingy.
Audit in the tarp? Wait, the paint, the financial records?
Audits in the financial records? We'll get that on the way.
Okay.
We'll get that on the way to the lax room.
Oh, a scav. I need a scav. I need a...
Holy slam.
my backpack don't worry guys
I've had this backpack all day dude
alright to finance building
financial I'm dead to a
scab that I was shooting at straight down the road okay yep I mean that's just me that
guy's a player scab that's just standing there I fucked him up I guess I shot his legs
I rip yeah that was fucking crazy wow yeah yeah that was the UMP shooting hella low and
hitting him in the legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I even tried to shoot
him. Yeah, he's fine. Do you need me to grab his bag? I got it. Oh, that sucks. Well, we're
gonna have to go and do that again it's all good dude I want yeah want to go do
all that again oh my gosh yeah I see
Assassin, thank you, bro.
That man is going to play Munch, load you, send you to the brunt.
It's like, a swarmed village of actual peaceguards, like, clearly every raid, no matter what.
It's like, Giga.
Alright, Tony, I got everything.
Thank you.
If I had a rifle, I would have killed him.
So what I'm hearing is you don't want to use the UMP anymore.
Well, it's not really bad. It's just I didn't think it would drop that much.
I was hitting him in the legs and aiming at his head.
That was me. All right, let's get out of here, Gigi.
We'll hit on it real quick, too.
Just because it's a terrible scatter left.
I'm a chunky monkey.
Give me a second, though.
just a player
the crash site
up spectator modems new
and actually works really well
All righty
Should I go and get the audit thing quick? I think you guys already did this no we didn't we didn't do it yet
Okay, no one will come back for it
They have it at the guide quest
that is actually is unfortunate that guy just has like gigascope m700
Cuz that's super OP to get early white
And of course he just taps you yeah, you can break his legs by the way, yeah fuck them up
Yeah, dude. I literally was watching him limp. I didn't think there was that much drop with that gun
Yeah, I'm really fat
Okay, you did it, okay.
All right.
Now I can do it.
I'm gonna make sure I was fat.
Nice one.
That's been good.
That's been good.
I think the season, at least this far season is really good.
first season's really good.
I think it's very good.
I saw the ground in front of you.
The game's a lot less painful to like quest on and unlock ship.
What the fuck this guy?
How does like, how does he head eyes me from like, what?
As I'm hitting him too with a punch
He's just better Tony
He's just better
Crazy
Um, yeah, my shit
Tony, I selected allergy and I found that I'm allergic to water should I just reset the season long.
I mean, it's not ideal. It's not ideal. You can still use it in your stash though, just not in raid.
It's not, you can't do it in raid, but in your stash, allergies don't matter.
of
the
Once more just chill dude. It's about spending time with each other
I run through the streets of your boys. Yeah, you gotta run to the streets of the boys
Ponsky, thank you
You randomly get allergic to some shit and your allergy like may or may not make you basically die when you consume the thing that you're allergic to I
Drank a rackola that I was allergic to when I found out and it barely did anything to me and then other stuff
Well, I basically kill you. I don't know exactly how that works. All right
Yeah, shoot everything
Jason Bond
Kingie are you ready?
He's larger than water and she's not.
Oh, hi.
Oh, did we forget?
Forget what?
Ah, okay.
That is a yes.
Let me turn in my...
I would never forget anything.
Wait, look at the...
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait, we didn't get...
What? Glory to CPSU? Wait, what?
Wait, you didn't get that? No, I did it!
Or did I not?
Locate the place of work of prapper's friend and shoots of Tarkov. Locate the apartment. Wait, it's something else. Wait, they changed it.
Locate the place of work.
What's that? What's the place of work?
That does that does it does work
Yes, it do yes, it do
fresh. I think they need more like actual like event type stuff. Like they have the black
division on the map, but they need like more they need more of that shit like that with
the seasons.
Well, I think they're kind of doing so with the black division, because we don't even
need more like this new quest line we haven't even started it really do you
still need negotiation or no
negotiation yeah no I think we need to go relax and then negotiation let's bring
it just in case
Oh my gosh. I have hiccups again. Get some vodka. Dude, it's a third time today. Hold
your breath. Doesn't that mean I'm growing? Like I won't be short anymore. Okay. Yes,
the air. Yeah, something like that, I guess. I'm really not short and people think that
I am like five four for five four for a girl is like an average height average in the US is five three
Yeah, I'm five three and a half so I'm like average short though average is short
I think so average is short like under five feet no that's crazy
under five feet like I have a friend that's like 410 411 and they're really
sure yeah that's really really short that's like a you're like a hobbit all
but says I could have sworn the average was like five five like years ago did it
go down. Were people shrinking?
People might be
be aggressive. People
are. They're shrinking.
We might be digressing.
Not like back in the day,
people are hella
much at GBT.
We're going back to the short
the short version of humans.
This is good I got you hold on
Oh we go hit relax good request for quick oh your gun oh my god that's my shit's everywhere
I gotta search my rig we can also hit a banded boy
Gigi what you doing oh fucking cool if you find a sausage can I have it maybe wait
Do you need one maybe if you get like on your hands and knees and
Chowena dog
Get on your hands and knees and
I got your wiener. I
Ain't your Joanna. Whoa, there's no way to do. Yep
That's crazy. That is crazy, God.
Oh, even statue.
There's a nice clock over here, if you want.
Sure, I'll take it.
Alright, I'm gonna shut up across the fucking street. What the fuck?
Who's that? Oh my God, bro. He blew all my shit off.
I thought it was Genji.
Did you kill him?
Yeah, they're just prone on the floor.
How the fuck is he out there?
I don't know. I thought, honestly, I thought Genji was fucking...
I thought it was Genji.
No.
Oh, they're dead.
Yeah.
This is the apartment over here.
He's running. Is that Genji?
Uh, no.
I was running inside this building.
I don't hear it.
All right, I'm gonna heal up and then let's we gotta move because you know what's gonna
happen.
The armies, the armies of Mordor are coming.
I'm really liking the swarms of God damn you, thank you for the 52 months, very good.
mhm, mhm mhm.
My surgery kits, man.
You can buy those, don't you?
Yes, I think so.
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of me.
All right, audit building.
Let's go.
Iron shots over here, it's okay. Like, uh, kind of towards Pinewood. Wait, do we need to...
No, no, we don't have that. I was running by it. Oh, look at that. Delicious hand.
Thank you.
Upstairs through that door.
Grab the book.
Grab the thingy.
Home.
Easy.
Now we're towards the...
towards the post office. All right.
I'm going to hit Mark.
Oh, I can actually hit the supermarket over here.
You know, Mark.
Yeah, as we go, as we go, I feel like that might be safer.
Well, I go to the go through Mark.
In towards like middle map like a pharmacy, maybe and then going towards no cuz you're running now
You're running by caban potentially
Well, no, no, I mean not bad. I'm talking about like
Like we go towards like a little athlete
I'm going towards project right now
No, I say we run shirt across the road. Yeah, I'll meet you guys there
You're gonna be a hell of a summary
No. I'm already in Spragia.
Yeah, I do.
You're running by me?
No, it's probably me behind you.
You're in Spragia? No, are you in Spragia?
No, no, I'm behind that. I'm running.
That's you coming up now.
This is me. Yeah, I'm right here.
I'd have to buy some money for pooters Sniper scab
Oh I'm not allergic to oak flakes, let's see if I'm allergic to radicola
That's what I'm allergic to
Or radicola
I am not
Oh, are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, scab
No, just post office
I must be allergic to some type of med then
Be a stim
Yo, Gingy, do you need a...
I swear if it's pro-put-on when there's my shit
Oh, this gun is so inaccurate, holy fuck, lots of dead shit here, lots of dead shit here.
Where?
You're right.
Most of us.
Where?
Most of us.
They had to throw a metal, a hard metal.
Metal, where's metal?
There'll be a top.
I just won.
It's a turret, it's a turret!
Oh my god, I almost died!
Holy fuck, it was up top?
Yeah, you got a turret.
Wow.
Wow. Wait, where's the goddamn ladder?
I don't have this quest that I can't help with.
I'm not getting an indicator.
What?
You guys didn't turn, are you sure? Like, it's not like a one-time thing?
Oh, Tony, in the back door, there's one spot over there. It's here, right?
Oh, is there?
Yeah, but I'm getting it right here.
Well, that's post two.
What a room there.
Here.
It should be this one in here.
Somewhere.
Oh, yes.
Georgie kills that.
Oh.
Oh.
Ready to battle again?
Yeah.
after a population senseless
and then we
we had to go all the way to expo, yeah?
yeah, but do we have expo?
we have expo, sure, what's all these running?
come on top
we'll have to get the key, we have to get the key for this
wait, yeah, I'm gonna see if it's open
cause there's a bunch of dead shit here
I'm doing smart shit. I'm doing smart stuff. Okay, it's not open
Ginger's got that back
There's a player down to the right all the way down and there's two scabs in between us
I must have fucked them up. There's two scabs and there's a player. He's tucked in the corner. We just ran in
I'm in the med building next to you guys.
That's a scab on my left.
Shoot him out.
You're just gonna need to kill a scab.
Is he shooting the scab?
Inside.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, he's just...
You killed the scabs?
Yeah, he's my bad.
I'm sorry.
What the heck?
I'm so sorry.
My brain is not braining.
I'm scared of them.
I'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them.
Ten fucking minutes.
I mean, shit, I sometimes
I think this is how I am
No, he's in there
He's close, no, unless he is ran in front of me without me see you
I'm not sure if I got the Skybridge key.
Yeah, do your thing.
How do you feel on round I think?
Skybridge key, Skybridge key.
It's my cost item.
I just need a purple.
I'm going to get the little black buck again.
Those shots were.
Back on the same spot.
Two people.
Where were?
Front.
I might have killed one, yeah, they're in front of the med area that they're inside
it now yeah oh I'm dead one's done tracks you gamer tracks you gamer yeah
they're not he's not gonna peek now I just yeah he's not gonna be I did I did
I'm not. I did not kill the other one.
It's chill.
Uh, what are they inside?
One was, came out the back and was peeking.
Where did the propital rip?
I fucked him up though.
He was, there's blood all over where I saw him.
Was there two?
Mm-hmm.
100% two.
Don't know what that guy was thinking, but alright. He's dead nice. He just tried to like
Be
Babe kill me right here like a sigma
That was kind of cool though. I think I might have heard something to her check the team
That was kind of fucking cool
This is may come in
Yeah, uh, if you got Reggie going to take it
Oh 17 this guy's
Got a vsk
Are you familiar with the tiny monkey the cartel gave a plate carrier that was killed in a shootout?
No, but
Sounds like cartel business the fuck that I just listen to
I
Need more scavengton
Oh
Down the alley down the alley
I couldn't tell I don't know I just saw a glimpse of them. Oh
I want to get away. So you might be in. You might be worried.
Might be tucked all the way down. I hear him swiveling.
That's it. It could have been a scav. I just I saw legs.
This guy. Gengi, there's a scavig dead in the boar stick
This is a fixed zoom scope. Yeah, let's check 15
It's in here
Yes, like towards the end of the hall very end of the hall
It was in the in the cafe
Wait, where did it...
Where did I put my big bag?
Is someone stabbing me?
There's a scab somewhere.
Is this not your bag?
Maybe.
Whose bag is this?
Is it a black one?
Yeah, yeah, it's mine.
Okay.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Who's that?
It's the player scab.
Oh
There's another guy outside
That guy is fucking why don't we back off of this?
No, there's a guy outside the car
Players go yeah, the orange car
He's a shotgun this guy's right the other guys running
Orange car
Which one the car guy yeah
Many killed the other guy
All right, this is our time to start getting the fuck out of here. Yeah, I'm down. No
was it orange I thought it was let's go let's go to the expo shit and let's go
let's go team yeah I'm going I'm coming too long in here the skies are
coming I'm getting delirious I don't fucking skies are coming man eating
scabs
to grab a skybridge key
yeah I already grabbed it I already did it
I think we'll have to go back again
where you at Gingy?
um still inside
were far. She's got this.
A little overweight does not go.
Value is scabbing. I mean, there's always value in scabbing,
right? I haven't done a single scab run, though.
as much value as there always is in scavenging I just haven't had any need to the shit's
all been opened yeah running running running running outside
Frags multiple. Yeah, I hear that. Come on.
Could be scared.
Yes, I don't know if it's player scabs or regular scabs.
Well, now they fucking are.
It's normal.
I mean, I got them.
Yeah, I was just going to do I'll just give those piececams
or respirator.
Oh, my God, I completely forgot about those.
They live.
Now, they're dead.
What I was gonna shoot them for you guys. I'm wearing this. I know, but we didn't know what they were
Oh, I didn't make sure it was a piece or not. Yeah, it's right here. Oh my god. Okay, I think we have to go to this building over here
We should have built a journal and I think so
I'm not gonna lie, this run in his safety, so many, oh it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, let me turn it.
Oh, that's a rainbow scab. Red jacket, red on my jacket.
Yeah.
Oh, we're dead!
I'm not done.
Yeah, but he's not, how many do you need?
He's not really close.
Um...
Good work, Gigi.
Two more.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah, we're gonna be here for a bit.
We could just bring in like an extra...
Oh, you need to stash that anyways, right?
Why don't you know they changed the problem?
Now, we'll have to come back for sure.
Hey, did we do urban medicine?
No, we didn't.
We've done that, but we can do it.
I do have this... I have to stash this stuff.
Yeah, stash what stuff
Really and the ray benches so I'll bring that to stash them
Yeah
All right
Yeah
right? I'm kind of like chill. Yeah, but you got that fucking thing on with the
headphones. I mean, I could wear the tequila mask. That's like if you want to
hear you here. You don't have to hear buzz. I don't know. It's actually like
save me a lot today. It's got a set up eliminate PMC operatives with scab weapons.
What the fuck is a scab weapon? I'm assuming it's just like anything like I
He's like a VPO and shit. Well, like, no, you would probably pick him up off scab. No, but how would it differentiate the difference of like, what's a scab gun versus not a scab gun?
Found and read. No, there's no way they make you do it. Found and read. I think it's just any gun a scab can have.
I'm going to read it.
It might just be any gun that a scav can have.
Bring a bomber beanie and ray benches.
Oh, no, my stash is completely full.
Did you get more stash mix?
Did you swipe?
I have max.
Or you can get more?
Did you buy it recently?
Yeah, did you buy it recently?
No.
Oh, you can buy more.
in the store. Yeah, you can buy more.
Yeah. Oh, that's not like another 20 lines.
It's got me. It's got a vibe.
How about that shit?
But is there no Ray benches in the market?
Oh, fuck, really?
There might not be.
Oh, my God, we can't buy Ray benches.
I don't think so.
I don't know what the fuck do you have Ray Benches, Genji?
Pick them up because I knew I had a class so I picked up a few.
You're smart.
What the hell?
You know.
Just genetics dude.
Just genetics.
I'm smart in some places and special in the other.
Can I sell a DVL mag on the fleet for $10 billion?
Guys, you should check the fanciest for upon the on what?
That's something you need a hint.
That's something.
I just bought you to just in case.
Okay.
Okay.
You got to speak in fucking code next time.
You don't understand the fucking theme.
The fucking operatives.
Those guys are listening.
They actually go, it's fine.
It's fine.
They're ready to go.
You don't know.
We you don't know what we.
You don't know what happened with the Trimadol, the Trimadol situation.
What?
So we have run up the price of stuff in this game, like by 10 X in like in like 20 minutes.
It's disgusting.
Oh, my.
It's so gross.
Yeah.
Do you?
Okay.
I don't think you were playing.
The price of Zvezda rounds too.
Oh, my God, the flashbang shocker arounds.
I think we text them fucking things actually, though.
The hell. So, yeah.
Trimadol was like 60 K.
And then we said, well, I jokingly said, everyone buy.
All the Trimadol's.
And make them 200 K or 300 K.
And that's literally what happened.
So we keep our mouth shut now.
Oh, OK.
These guys have aura.
These guys are kind of cool.
By the way, we can wait.
So this was a different prepper three.
Oh, wait, so that shows received.
Seven, four, I've already gotten that stash space, right?
BT amortrade for a fucking black division dog tag.
one in so for 120 BP.
What?
No, like BD.
So I must have bought the.
No, regular time anymore.
Really? OK.
The regular until.
Wait, I can buy the cheaper ones.
Yeah, it's it's weird.
Like you have to buy like.
I think this guy's going to jam on me.
I think I'm good allergies are right there below oh I got turned on this
What's the quest for the respirators? Is that? What quest is that? Oh, supplements.
Yeah, I, I'm looking at what else we have to do. I have to go to Sproja, the other Sproja
in Goshen by Concordia. We have Beyond the Red Meat, Paramedic, Dandies. Oh, I didn't
turn the population census.
We have the x-ray key.
Um, there's a static spawn for it.
Oh, is there?
Yeah, it's next to, um,
Oh, I found a medicine.
What is it? The vet?
Relax one.
Okay.
It's over there.
Stop, bro.
Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, it expanded my stash.
Okay, I did. Okay. I can only buy the smaller ones though, not the big ones.
Yeah, you can only extend it by like 20 or something if you have already have
have the part previous max stash. I got the key to success supervisor stash the idea cash
register key Ali cash register key that's yeah. Yeah, I don't as found in right items
from the tools category. Yeah, I just I turn all that in I had all of them. Some of them
I don't want to turn in because I'm on my need.
It's fine, you can buy it.
Yo, that's what you think.
All right, so what do we need to do?
We're going back.
Do I need to bring anything?
I don't think I do.
I'm gonna check my 20. I already know I'm gonna need one of these. Oh, we need to bring a bomber beanie and
Reben shoes. Yeah
Yeah, so we have to go to
Beyond the red meat we have to go to beluga restaurant we're gonna target Bob us for the other red vile
We have to go to real estate fund if we can find the key
all great. Now I have ballet lover.
Okay, well, we can do that too.
Then we have urban medicine for her.
We can get the x-ray key.
We have a lot of shit.
We have to kill seven more Snickerscaps.
Urban medicine for the bosses though, right?
Yep.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah.
I
Don't think can we do this one quest with iron gate key
But it says I
Had a right and check again you're 15 like I guess we need that they combine they combine those two quests
They might have done that. Yeah
We don't have the surveillance key
We don't have the one key for the, what is it?
Is it 110 in Pinewood?
I think it might be around 110 or 115.
Okay.
Wait, wasn't that like a 216 key?
Oh, maybe it's 215.
It might be Pinewood 215.
It's a blue one.
I think that's 216.
To 16 I could be wrong. I don't know. It's like
16 or something. I don't know all these different numbers
Wait, are we queuing? Yeah, we are
Yeah, what
Uh-oh, the grindout drops.
At least the beginning of it.
The first few days, yeah, for sure.
There are a few first few days.
I'm going to hold up for your gaze are loading in, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Creating loop pools.
Great in them pools.
She won't be in the raid.
She should be.
We're loading other players.
Oh, we're deploying.
Uh-oh.
Improved the UMP added some attachments for it. I
Don't know if it's really much better, but yo I'm back
How we doing? What's the plan? She is not in our radar
Hey, what? Yeah, what do you mean?
Something like bugged out. I think she's restarting a game
We could check out the residential the retail real estate building
I know I left. Let's go. She should have spawned with us.
Um, dude, how long can you leave rice in the rice cooker?
Chloe, I do. I do. Uh, 24 hours tops.
24 hours tops? Yeah, I want this OG. Yeah, 24 hours.
I wouldn't do it for 24 hours, but...
Yeah, I was thinking that, but I think it should be okay because I didn't make it.
You have it on the warm or is it just sitting in there?
It got cold.
Wait, you don't have it on warm?
Wait, you don't have it on warm?
Don't eat that.
Oh, no, don't eat that.
Don't eat that.
Okay, I will not eat that.
If it's on warm, it's good all day.
Cat-rave.
I went at 21 hours probably pushing it.
It's probably like 12, yeah.
Yeah, I would say.
If it's not on the warm setting, then don't eat it.
Where's this key in here, Ginny?
It should be on the first floor on the back wall on that little key ring.
You know what?
It's on.
I'm going to nanny that shit.
It's getting much smaller.
Damn.
I'm full sending.
Not when he did.
Don't dude, you're going to make yourself sick if you do.
Like how bad?
I would not.
Well, you could probably get food poisoning.
I mean, it builds bacteria on the right.
I got the records over here.
I've got the records.
What?
Oh.
Over here.
Oh, it's not even in here.
We don't need to kill it.
Yeah, sometimes it's not in the office, by the way.
Fire.
Yeah, no, don't eat that shit.
Dude, but what if I want to cleanse my soul?
It's gonna cleanse more than your soul gonna cleanse your entire fucking colon out
What am I what a little straight of race though? I
Took a little nibble. Why did you not have it on warm?
Because I forgot to do it last night before with the bed brawls up for like
Wait, what do you mean? It doesn't automatically switch it to warm when it's done cooking?
Well, yeah, it does it does do that. Yes, but yeah
How fucking long did you leave it in?
I've told you I forgot
What do you mean?
My brain was not brain. Did you cook it yesterday? Yes. Oh, well, it's not good. Anyway, what do you like?
No, I cooked it last night
I
Do bro, what you do is nice the way home
Oh my god, oh my god, this Genji what the fuck is you doing here? What the fuck are you doing over here?
I don't know
I think you just disappeared did I
Inside this building. I think next to you. What the fuck she has teleported. Where are you?
like underneath the theater. Oh, you're in the pottery place. I have to. Oh, you're there.
She was over here. You were over here. You were over here. What the fuck is happening?
I'm here. Oh my god. I actually your wounds have healed. That's good. Um, what is that?
Yeah, Gingy, look, I shot you right here.
You were right there.
Hey, man, hey, man, hey, man, hey, man!
I didn't think you... Why would you be there?
I don't know.
The real estate quest, you have it?
Wild.
What is... Okay.
You have the real estate quest?
Let's... Gingy, do the real estate, okay.
Okay, you don't have it?
I'm glad we're all back normal and we're...
I'm going to ban it. You guys can't stop me.
Wait for I can do the ambulance quest?
There's an ambulance up here.
I think.
Is there sausage in there?
Is there sausage in there?
No.
Is there an ambulance right here?
Okay.
Okay. So what were you saying, Johnny?
What you should be doing is...
Make it the rice and put it in the cooking pan.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, what?
You should make enough to eat for the one day,
but you put it in and you set the cook timer
so that it starts, like you put it in at night
and you cook it like you set the timer
for when it starts cooking.
So it's just cooked and ready when you're up.
Yeah, cook it at night and then
let it sit in there warm all night.
Well, no, I okay listen, this is what happened. I
Made it last night I
Was gonna take that rice move it transport it into the fridge in a nice little glass
That was I was gonna do that also I'm going to benefit that you guys can tell me
Okay, and I
I forgot to do that because I was up for like almost three or four hours
Seeing my rice cooker closed. Yeah, that's not good
But what if I had a little nibble of it you might die
Like you could die
Like for real. Yeah, you I think you actually have about 46 minutes left to live
shit okay yeah yeah make the most of it I'm gonna I'm gonna need about 7,000
get this out reach that goal can we reach that um is it still sad yeah I
need two more scav kills okay
oh a blast fuel can thank god wait I just have to ask so you put yourself in a
a glass like container.
Yeah, it is.
OK, so I do too, but people think I'm absolutely insane
for thinking that like putting food in a like a plastic container
is like bad for you.
That's how you get it straight into your balls.
Yeah, the micro plastics.
Yeah. No, it is bad.
No, all that shit's actually bad glasses.
The only stuff to use.
Yeah, the plastics actually dog shit, especially if you're eating it.
And if you're eating on the worst no the worst is plastic cutting boards. Don't use plastic cutting boards
No, I have a wood cutting yeah, yeah, if you got a plastic cutting board get out of shit
No, but that is not even micro plastics that's good that gets actual just fucking plastic into your shit
That's fine, dude. I can make a super classic, baby.
Glass and cutting boards, the worst.
I even, um, I got a glass, like, the slow cooker.
What is it called?
The fryer?
Come on. I do have a glass air fryer, but like, the, what's the, what am I trying to say?
You like, put the food in, you cook it for like 10 hours?
Low cooker.
The crackpot?
Low cooker?
crackpot. I got a glass one. I found a glass one.
I just don't trust anything that's like, like all my stuff is like
stainless steel or like glass or the glass one is like, well,
plastic ones either like going back really, really fast or what
Tony said.
like, what do you think that goes?
You're legit.
You're using a metal knife on plastic.
It's it's like, that's just how it's harder.
Here we go. Now we're supposed to go to.
I mean, ballet,
rule me to be on the red meat, go towards terror group.
Terror group bullshit.
Is that someone shooting at me?
We have to go to the terrible bullshit for I guess I'm running to you guys right now. That's me
So much
Dandy's any too
Look down
I don't know if the boss is here, I just thought of that. I don't want to get blown up.
Where's this goddamn smart phone? Where's that fucking smart phone?
Where the fuck is smurf head? There's no way she was spitting out all those goddamn smurfs.
Where is this
I'm just gonna I didn't
Wait, actually this is actually good race knowledge though. This was good. This was good. I don't know like me
Let's go the street. Yes. Yeah
Shoot at me
The holy lag nice. Where do you stash dandies?
What at the barbershop
Oh
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go to terribly blab who grabbed the class over there
Then we come back we get the ballet for her then we go to Concordia
This was good rice knowledge fellas. This is good. This is very good now. Do you wash your rice? Oh hell? Yeah, I made sure
I made sure
I'm not sure that don't watch the rice, it's so gross.
Look at that starch, yes, rice, the starches.
Oh.
But I kind of like my rice sticky.
You can still have sticky rice.
I don't make it sticky.
You probably want to buy the short grain rice.
It's a Korean rice that I use, that sticky rice
that you still wash.
I forgot your Korean.
Yep. I don't look like it.
That's kind of cool dude.
I'm only a quarter Korean though.
Yeah, but that's still kind of cool dude.
Yeah.
Me call a sniper scavenger, he's up there, he is.
I'm trying to plan to go to Korea next summer with my family because we have family there that we...
North or South Korean?
Oh, you gotta go north.
Which is kind of Korean, aren't we?
We need your help.
Your answers are just...
Wait, walk.
There's something on the right.
Okay, we gotta find this, like, the book thing, right?
Well, cooking book?
I think so.
It's probably upstairs in the kitchen.
Or in the room to create the key.
is North Korean confirmed I probably have family there before they built the
wall my grandmother's brother got stuck on the other side
oh shit wait so we were actually right I found the buck it's over there I mean I
I don't know if we're actually from there, but you know.
My grandma had like five or six brothers.
She had a big family.
So I agree with her.
Fragus, we're teaming with a North Korean spy.
I am.
I am.
I am.
Be careful.
I want you to say.
You think I'm a bad ass already?
She's an enemy of the state.
An enemy of the state.
She's been recording us this entire time.
Fragus our gameplay is being sent straight to Kim Jong-un use this combat footage for training
Korean super soldiers
How big deficit is Kim Jong-un
Okay, what?
Isn't his daughter taking over now
Wait, actually daughter's just like taking over. Yeah, like not like like
Yeah, but I don't think like she'd take over as in like
Kill him. I think she was just like being handed the reins
No, no, no, no like like I meant to like take it over could mean
You know, she took over she went in there guns blazing bad bad bad. It's not they shouldn't do that
Oh, nice. Oh, all right. I think it's in the red meets some offices back here.
Is this the barbershop that we
Oh, this is the barbershop. Are they are they hella brain wash over there? I think they are,
Well, I don't know if it's brainwasher, they just know I have the stamina bug
I don't know if it's brainwasher. They just don't know they're not allowed to like interact with the outside world
I guess yeah
Brainwashing more so like you already know something but then they just don't know
It's like the soldiers that got sent to Ukraine and they got cell phones for the first time and none of them were able to fight because they got addicted to like gooning on the internet.
Hey, my man. Hey, can you play with me dude?
Oh, I just got a quest right here that unheard. You guys got that too?
Sounds like it.
There's a quest paper right there for me.
story quest okay we need to get her thing ballerina then we go to concordia I had
Sproja and Goshen we plant the dandies we get the fuck out of there yes sir only
problem is our extract is not over there so maybe we just reset an expo and come
back let's reset because then we're gonna have to run all the way in the fuckback
I'm done. I'm done.
Should I just go do ballet real quick though?
I think one of them, because it doesn't lead to anything, so...
Oh it doesn't? Okay.
I don't... No, I don't think so.
So we just get it.
We've had a better time.
So who got addicted to doing...
North Korean soldiers.
And your mom.
Yeah.
Well she learned from the best, your mom.
Huh.
I don't think that's true.
No, our moms talk.
Why do you think I know your mom?
How many times have I angered?
Like, what do you mean?
I really hope my mom never hears this.
My mom is much like modest, like what?
It's just like, my parents have been together ever, and they were the only ones that I know
ones that ever saw each other like they were virgins when they got married like my mom is not like
that was so ever nice wholesome christian family yeah and then they just grew this fucking heated
his amount of frags his mouth absolute debauchery she starts it she starts it she does oh yes she does
I
Don't know. I don't know what happened between my parents and then they had me and then I just was not anything like them
Did honestly did
Christ I gotta be careful my goodness
Yes.
All right, what did we get?
We got the real estate book from the last blood set.
We got Beyond the Red Meat for skier.
We got the secret recipe from Skiya.
Level three skier.
Classified technologies.
Irresistible.
What's up?
Did we do something else while we were there?
I don't know you haven't been finding small tushonkas let them large it to them
okay so yeah okay we go back we get the ballet oh I do there's a small we get the ballet we
plant the dandies and we maybe get urban medicine x-ray key sniper scabs am i missing something
i'm missing something proper properties all around i'm boom boom
thank you
you. I have nine million rubles. Yeah, I don't get how I'm not selling anything. I don't get
out. I haven't sold shit. It's just from all the quests. I might have been dying either.
I think you're actually getting a lucky with this. I don't know. It might be the lucky
perk but dude I'm just fucking like printing I asked Apple's like what is
this lucky perk for and he's like it's a secret I was like what no people are
saying it's weapon malfunctions and stuff like that but I think it's also
you get more quest rewards like I'm getting like fucking 200k every time
like complete a quest it's crazy oh what I have nine million rubles 12,000 euros
and 7400 USD we're not really dying and I'm just like fucking money printer I have
two mills so I haven't done as many quests I haven't pulled anything either
All right, what do we need to do here?
I got to go to Sparadza and Goshen.
I got to go to the stores.
I only have two of them left.
Oh wait, we're on the red meat chef diet.
Yeah, turn this on.
All right, let's get it.
I did not pack my bags.
What is this doing?
Crazy.
Shit start to the white.
My wife's been cruising, man.
She's been cruising.
is the UMP the long way they edit a new hand
or a barrel of the UMP, right?
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome to the party.
Welcome.
Definitely a different experience.
I don't know, me and Tony are just, I don't know,
we're just, we're just dying, yeah.
Yeah, it's not normal.
Usually it's like, I used to think we're so fast, baby.
I think our perks definitely help us.
people can't like chase us down that's it yeah they can't like they literally if
you get in trouble or like something happens that you just got a bucket they
cannot they can't run from you either they can't run they can't chase you down
there's no way to know your allergies besides fucking around and find that I
I should have asked you what to pick walking around and find out stuff on my perks
No, I don't think you didn't say bad ones what it means I
Just personally think hercules is not really worth it if you're playing
Good son, they're good. They're good. Thank you
You guys missed the key back here.
What?
What?
What?
What are we talking about?
The key.
The bloody key?
The bloody key.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No, it wasn't there.
I looked.
I fucking looked.
We both looked.
I know, but I still got you a little bit.
I mean, yeah, because I guess the bloody key, again, you can't mess around like that.
Hello.
Hello.
And Genchi and Fragas.
Oh, I see Snickers.
really. Okay, so so much
come fog. I can't see the
sniper scabs. I know it's so
fair. Well, we have to kill
sniper scabs. We have to go to
the ballerina. You have to get
all the stores. Oh, I'm going
to the left. So, let's go to
the left. And then we're going
to go deeper left to the other
one and then we have to. Yeah,
I shot the sniper scout
find the pillar on the corner there's two of them left to right the left of the corner pillar
it's okay you can't sit there for long
it's his arm yeah i see a dark third it's okay i'll punch you when these bullets are gonna hit
oh my god fucking hit him
we got this doting stay locked in
Oh
Wait, this is Genji, she's very you. I'm at the swing the fuck out of you
Yeah, that was oh my other fucking problem up there
Well, it's good, let's get this key for you for the scab armies approach us
Oh my god, that guy is insane.
Wait, apparently you could avoid from your dead body.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
There's something I'm not aware of.
I'm four.
Maybe top of Luga?
I can't tell, too much Kampong.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm dead.
You guys are leaving me behind?
Whoa.
I don't know, are you on?
Well, I was going to do an angle to look for this guy.
Yeah, I don't know if he's up top or down low.
Wait apparently I'm pretty sure black division can spawn here by the way they can they can they can that might be them
Okay, so
Let's go under and then around and get in and check. Let's do it. Let's fucking kill them
Let's do it
Yeah, if it is we gotta do it remember how much shit we got us line
Oh, no, no, we got I'm down here in the subway. I'm done in the subway
But these guys are a hell of a tank. Yeah, no, but we won't be fighting through bushes again
We're gonna one tap him in the face with Hydra shock it's gonna be easy fucking right that's fucking
Fucking easy dude. Yeah fucking him in the face of the tiger. Yeah, okay. I
Say we go up and get in them them all
Oh
He's just one tap to them for I don't know
I don't know if that's them, bro.
I don't know if he's, I don't know if he's guys on top or not.
Squad leader?
Squad leader?
Squad leader did a green flare.
Green flare.
Yeah.
What?
That might not be that, though.
I don't think it's them.
I knew that's the guy that just shot at us with the arrow.
Probably.
I'm just doing this quest.
Well, let's get out of here, no, let's get out of here.
Antique, climatic, clip.
Why did I know you're going to say that word?
Climatic.
Clip, clip.
Hm?
Don't, Gigi.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me.
Speaking is not my.
Let's go.
Fortitude I need to go to the source of left
All right, also kabonza
Once dead sliver scabs it no he's up kabonza's oh he's awake
That was problem. Oh you had him I think
I'm gonna go to the left and I'm gonna go to these stores.
Um, okay, I guess we'll get your key.
Bye, Fragas.
I got the Skybridge key.
Wait, what do I need it?
I don't need it.
She didn't Gengi need it.
You guys are good.
I think I'm okay.
You guys play your lives.
I'm the most fucking big dog.
I can handle this.
I'm gonna get ahead of this.
Okay.
I'm gonna need you to say that.
No.
You're the big...
Chowenaer.
Oh.
That's goddamn right.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow!
I'm grabbing your key.
The biggest Chewiener you ever seen.
Oh, it looks like a god damn fucking pig in a blanket.
Oh!
The bush!
The bush!
I
Bush
oh fuck what oh what the fuck there's a sniper scav up there yeah dude there's
new what yeah I didn't know that either until like recently what the fuck
wait that's crazy
how's he doing up there
just hiding now
What about the other Snipers, you gotta see that?
Are you okay?
That's not, that's not a VG, they wouldn't dare, they wouldn't dare that it should be.
Did you see the other Snipers, you gotta, or did you kill them?
Oh, they weren't there yet.
You killed them, okay, why are they, they're just hiding though.
I don't know, they're scared of us.
Me too, more.
We'll go kill Gabon.
Do we?
We do for her quest.
Okay, give me one. I'm gonna go afk for like 20 seconds. Yeah, be right back
I don't know.
Are you, are you vaping?
No, I was about to ask you.
Someone's voicing.
Mm-hmm.
Is that Undos?
I don't know.
Where you at, Genji?
We're both at the very top.
Yeah, so am I.
I don't know.
Bye bye.
Did you see the sniper's gun?
No.
There's someone wiping underneath us.
Yeah, there's someone underneath us wiping.
Oh, wait, did we get a
the next next person now? No.
Okay. Well, okay.
Not if we're gonna be not a
Oh, so far.
What the fuck the scaviled Granada too. There's people shooting
down by the other archway. Let's go. Come on.
Fuck it. Yeah, I was saying I know you guys want to take it like a leg break.
Break something like I don't think it active
That's what to do any what?
What do you need?
Oh same we're gonna get dandy's to
Oh the x-ray key the x-ray one we can I'm gonna sweep and maybe do that next time. Yeah
Let's go Caban Caban straight through to the barbershop
Sprada ocean Bam Bam people behind us
Holy lag oh my god. Yeah, this map is gigaleggy for some reason. It's like the only map
It has to be like all right corner story
That was not corner store that was in the alley
Like going down negotiation
Yeah, the ground up
You're ready
Yeah, I don't have to write container. I'll get the right one. They're ready
Excuse me.
It's time to get serious.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah, I got the one car!
Oh, watch out!
Jesus Christ!
Huh?
Oh, of course she chooses mine.
Locked?
It's all stinky.
Hope Gus and Buzz much.
Who's sniffing in there?
the hell are you guys doing with that container?
it's so stinky it's shot at
I can't keep it in
is this going to shoot at us?
I don't think so
he doesn't want the smoke
where?
carrying the trio
I'm the only fucking one of the brains
they'd be like lost puppies without me
I'm almost at the corner right here at the containers
Oh, that's a big gun inside.
Oh, he's...
Oh!
He's dead.
Oh my God!
Another machine gun!
You're good.
Oh, I shot him, dude.
Dude, he's not dying!
He's not dying!
I shot one a million times in the fucking head and he would not die.
Is it the ghost?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead, he's dead, but he's alive.
Oh my god!
In the back, in the back!
Holy shit, I almost got him!
What the hell is that?!
Lee, that scared me.
Yeah, much of the AK-12 too.
Wait, how do you... where's Yed?
She was like, kinda out in the open.
I don't know.
Wait.
Fuck, there's no G. L in here
Okay, we
Okay, you mean?
Genie, do you have the task for the room upstairs?
No.
Okay.
I do not.
I found my gazelle, the stash.
I'll do that later, though.
Wait, I think he has BT.
Holy moly.
I'm done.
Oh, we can kill the snipers.
We have guards.
Need two more.
You guys take a mag.
Ego did he? Oh, they were 360?
Wow.
Woo goblin!
I don't know what it is.
That's what he said.
Me a goblin!
Not really.
Alright, dude.
So the sexy lady poster?
Of course, of course.
Of course he's looting next to, right next to a sexy lady poster.
This guy is so disgusting.
So disgusting.
Is there any other way to do that?
That's a best way to do it.
killies. Here's my quest item. Got it. Thank you.
minus one.
Let's to become invisible and unkillable, well, let's uh, let's not show people how
to do that one.
Maybe we don't show people that one, that might be a good idea.
We have some
We have some
We have some
We have some
getting there there's a lot of players guys yeah I found the tarbing but I
don't think you actually do you need those keys still the tarmac's really good
you should keep that for sure but mvd that's a good thing he's good because I
I'm on one. No, I think we really need right now is
that's right. Yeah, we'll need shoreline keys too.
That's true. Definitely strong keys. I say we keep moving
though.
So um, yeah, I think I'm gonna stop using it soon. It's not
really being that great anymore. It was really good for a bit.
Let's go. You ready?
We need the cabin key, not anymore. No.
You don't need it anymore for the Super Quest.
They changed it.
Hey, Fros, are the buses here?
I have a jump, I think.
I don't.
I don't see.
Well, I did.
I don't see.
Shana, that guy's a pussy.
He won't kill me.
Whatever.
Genji!
Yeah, we did.
I'm coming.
Oh, this is...
It's flaming fragus for it.
I mean, it's alright. It's not that good, though.
It's alright.
It depends on where you hit him.
Like, if you hit him in a spot where they don't have armor,
it deletes them, but otherwise, it's pretty ass.
Oh my gosh, there's a full on dead guy right here
Wait they close all these
Wait
They closed the windows in gym
I'm a gem. Yeah, I'm not a
free fast and T. Oh, what?
mini beef. Small beef. Hold on, Tony, I closed up Jim.
I got the sausage done. Oh, I gotta get my sausage is dead. Well, I gotta get my next
I gotta get my next. Oh my dude, I thought for some reason you were over there. No, I
I'm in the barbershop now.
I'm in the barbershop now.
I'm going to the barbershop.
I'm going to be at this ambulance to this thing.
I'm going to be at this ambulance to this thing.
that's about an ambulance thing out
fuck
we don't need to do that
what do you mean? that's what it sucks
what do you plant this shit?
This is about an ambulance? Yeah, it could be any of them.
It could be any of them, but the marker would pop up if I had it.
Seven-six. Or whatever the kids say these days.
Wait, do I have the wrong glasses? What?
Is it the Ray Benches?
I have them, but I can't plant it.
I'm pretty sure it's the gray bench hipster glasses.
Yeah, what you got?
That's ace.
I want to do it.
I want to do the other one.
Different spot left corner.
Do a bomber, beanie.
Oh, you do over here.
Over here.
Thank you chat, at least somebody knows what they're doing, uh, is that it, it'll go shit.
One more store.
Alright, what you just wanted to do, you're gonna jump on my head, you're gonna run off
this, jub on my head, get in there and loot.
I'm not there.
Oh, oh I see I see.
You got this shit. I guarantee you there's a bitcoin in there.
You see? Oh, I am in.
Does that shit work?
Try it closer.
Oh!
I don't try it no more.
I'll see you guys the extract
AK 12 man coming I'm too heavy
Check this amber lamps over here
Second amber lamps
Wait, can I be at this one
I think I've moved the last second I can't um that one no I can't someone's on the deal again
I don't know behind me oh well whatever too late
too late yo if you're getting on at like 6 a.m tomorrow one time you're getting off tonight
that's a good question
Very good, very good question.
Soon, I guess.
Six o'clock, I guess.
Soon, six o'clock.
I mean, you know the drill.
I know the drill.
Do I like that drill?
Really, like fucking money from drops.
No, I like I like spending time with my fellas, Tony.
I don't know. I'm just that's not quite what I said.
But all right.
All right, that's not quite what I said.
I
Got a why did I just get the tequila quest when this you I'm P away
Finally get it give it away
Jay
I used to I'm gonna use the howl
Everyone can ask me. Oh, what is that?
Like I got that new job
You know about who's already level 27 also just got audiophile. What I don't know about what the new Jack
No, I could just like everyone's like, oh my god. What's that gun? What's that scope? I got that new shit
You want to know about this new shit? I even know shit. Yeah, you wouldn't you guys want to know about this new shit that I got
She didn't know dude. I want our next level shit
No, I'm not. I kind of I kind of like this new
You do trader rep thing it's kind of nice I like the fact that
I need to
Pay you know like you had to spend a certain amount
Yeah, no that that also makes you have so much more fucking money
You know much money you waste every wipe doing that
millions and millions and millions fuel matter booze oh my god that's so much
booze audiophile I just got that next class I have all level three traders
except for a therapist who I need one more quest to get her leveled up
Okay, so we're doing now.
If you guys want to do now.
of shoreline shit
We're reserved stuff, but I don't really want to do reserve without a red rebel
Well, so I want to interchange stuff
You success and many bus big sale
But I guess oh my god
Okay. I liked the vibe of inner Chungus.
We last went.
I'm sure Genji has interchange quest, right?
I've got a long line.
Big sale, hot delivery.
I'm all on same ones there.
Okay, we can't.
Us, minibus?
Yeah, minibus, key to success, hot delivery, big sale.
I don't think we do irresistible.
Do you have a Ali logistics key?
No, we need that.
OK.
I need to have some more streets to find these keys.
Yeah, so basically we have to get the books.
We have to bring three markers to the mini buses.
We have to go to all the stores and I have to plant the Gazelle armor.
So I'm going to bring that and.
But can I barter Gazelle?
Oh, I can. I can.
Have a good barter. Oh, so we get all dropped it off. Okay, so those stash are good
Well the helmets you can get you could come back and get them. I can't buy them. Oh
I can't buy we could buy one
You want to bring you the helmet?
Yes, please hello overweight. You need what I
need my hockey seeer
The coffee
Yeah, I actually might I need two of those. No, but I'm not
Can I barter though?
Well, I can't get that
All right
It's fine. He's keep a little three supposed to have this Hoya gun
But I don't have the Hoya gun
and
I'm going to bring two helmets now it's one now one gazelle one helmet one contacts I
already did the home of the contacts bringing the gazelle for me helmets for Genji looks
dope it's it seems okay looks cool though seems just okay though.
All right, so I need to bring a headset, helmet.
How many markers do we need to bring?
I think we need to bring like a decent amount.
Three.
Three?
Three, yep.
Ready?
Three markers.
Three markers.
Three markers.
is
What are these quest lines are like
Improved into the main game I
Wanda probably not no they probably are I think they just changed how the quest work
No
I don't so I think what they did with them is very good
Yeah, I think this is just how it is.
I'm gonna use this fucking Hoya gun, but wait, can I get an NL?
Oh, wait.
No.
Why is it a little funny?
When do I get the NL?
You can, you can, you can, you can. What are you talking about?
Where?
Oh
Seven halfway there halfway there
Halfway down you like that call, huh?
Oh, that was good. That was good. Yo, hey, up top. Hey, up top. Hey, my man. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo, yo.
Well, thanks for the pain, bro. Hey, thank you so much for that, brother. Thank you very much, Ace. Appreciate it, bro.
So I was saying about, like, I'm already halfway to the strength level from that fucking perk. Like, that shit was not worth it.
the
the
I'm going to use that. That looks kind of cool.
How's the scope?
I'm going to use that. That looks kind of cool.
That was a scope.
What the fuck? Where's the scope?
Is my blind?
I'm not blind. I'm just stupid.
I'm not blind. I'm just dumb.
You run this John Loudon?
I mean, yeah, what kind of suppressor you put on it?
I don't know. Can we get the, oh, we get the NT4.
NT4 you can do?
Can't do that.
Can you ultrafive?
Wait, actually? Hold on.
Wait, maybe you can like buy an SR.
No, I don't think we're going to buy suppressors on the market.
Can't do ultrafive?
Oh, I have a Thor.
A Thor?
I have one, but I don't think I get the fucking muzzle brake four.
to be the way if I don't know if that's better than the cat
and a 16th and get a recoil
the cat better
I mean 68 over
sixty-five
pack of seventy-eight is forty-seven seventy
they nerf this gun
a day
where do you want 67
all the many years 70 recoil that's kind of us
70 recoil
as the 70 with the cocked to
you get
68 with the wave
something else is worse on it though I think they're
or
this one's
good bit more ago
was used to
I guess that's the best option
the the mini though 51 71 oh that's not very good
probably a much 5 for 5 right now but probably get some off of boss or some
she out
their best hand guard that we have
I'm using the
something like the
look I can't get it from here for some reason
They change all the fucking handguards. I don't know it's good
12-inch
Around carbon. Yes
Same shit though
What do you want 67? It's all the same. They're all kind of the same. They're all kind of the same
Like no matter what you look at. They're all kind of the same
39.5 60 said they're all the fucking same. Yeah
I need to do the Wi-Fi camera on interchange.
I got to restart my game.
What grip?
I'm just use that for the-
I got to do the Wi-Fi in there.
If I can get the Wi-Fi camera.
I bought it. I bought an ATP.
I don't even know what stock it is. I don't think it came by the butt pad for that.
66.53. I don't know what the best shit is.
66.53 and a half. It's like all the same. Everything's the fucking same.
More or less.
The GL core is the best.
When it comes on the gun.
It gives you a little bit more. No, it doesn't. So that's all the same, dude. It's like one point different for each of them.
It's all literally one point different.
Name shit.
Best version of Turkey yet.
It's very good.
It's very good.
On BPM on his shit.
I got BS.
Shut up.
I need to take a piece.
All right, I'm ready. We got to plan our gazelles real quick. I don't lose this shit.
Jay, thank you, bro. I've been liking it. I think this is a lot better for people, to be honest.
The progression and the questing, everything is just, it's way less painful to do. It's actually
so much less painful. And it's not like the game's not like easier or anything. I think it just,
just I think it respects your time way more at this point at least so far it's it's way
faster it's yeah it's honestly way fucking faster it's it's actually crazy much faster
It is which I guess for like the no lives. It's not as good, but I think overall for players. It's it's better
Like you don't have to play a bajillion hours to have guns and she like, you know, like
It just doesn't work that way anymore. You're not like spending hours looking for one little key in the game
Yeah, it's it's much much much faster
teammate questing if you go if you have a quest and your teammate does the thing that
the quest requires it'll count for you as well so if you need mp5sd kills and your teammate
is an mp5sd and he kills somebody it'll count for you
to make buses. There's a marker on the class that will say if it's shared.
I don't think he counts. I think you have to get a factory.
No, he does. He does.
What? He didn't count before.
He does now.
What's he?
That's my thoughts.
What's that?
I don't know.
They're killing me.
There's people down there.
They're killing me.
And where?
All the way straight down.
I don't know, but grab your shit and let's get out of here as quick as you can.
I got Oleg-
I have Oleg-
No, we can do it.
Oh my god!
Alright, we gotta do the gazelle though.
Let's do the gazelle.
Here you go. Thank you, Brashenzo. Thank you.
Yeah, but the gazelle is the gazelle's.
Yeah, that's the one.
I know.
Who use that?
Coming down the ramp over here.
He is really high.
Yeah, the servers have been cut off.
Back to normal?
Well, that's just your internet.
You sound fine.
Did you have a gift?
a gift yeah you know I like one or two of these so you take that thank you it's
kind of course there's been an I4 scope in the game no one uses it I don't know
if there's more this is a new story I don't really love it but this is a new
just go. Definitely not my favorite. The red lines are way too thick on it. Way too
it's hard to even see what you're aiming at
Oh
He's fucking dead. Oh my god
Oh, that was a scab. That was a scab.
Okay.
Why did he crouch like that?
It was so weird, he like ran crouched behind like and
peaked out like a blighter.
Yeah, you'll be surprised. Yeah, you'll be surprised.
I like the fucking the response on that.
I know.
No hesitation. Put him down.
Power's off.
Scav, the player doesn't matter, dead.
Well, if it was a player, he would.
He wouldn't. He wouldn't.
Oh, I like that shit
Like six that's 8x. I got you
Oh, I'm invincible
Guys we got a screamer
We got a screamer pay for season and always free you screaming
You guys already lost Max!
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna be honest, that's a plus one today.
Huh?
She got you dude.
Oh, I missed her.
I missed her.
Oh, it's good.
I just got shot at.
Yep.
Yeah.
Try again, Pussy. I dare you.
Try to hit me this time.
What the fuck is he?
He's inside, right?
He's in the grass, he's in the grass.
Now he's dead.
Oh my god, I'm getting to an aid
What the fuck just I just exploded to something
What the fuck killed me what the fuck does that I just literally
No, dude, I literally just exploded right like
Okay, I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. That was the weirdest scenario I have ever
dealt with in this game. I just completely fucking exploded. I don't think you understand
what I just witnessed. I just watched Tony explode. I saw Genji put an entire magnet
to kill it and get magged up by killing it and survived out in the open. Go to how the
fuck she's alive and I kill for free what the fuck just my armor is legs
almost erode did he fucking made like what the what I died oh I don't know
I don't know what killed me.
Take this armor, GG.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just see your AKs going off and then I explode.
You want me to get his stuff?
What did my tag say?
Here, take this, take that, take this.
Oh my gosh.
I don't need that.
Take that kill armor.
I'm just wearing it for now.
What was the tag say?
I'll tell you right now.
Yeah, you just fucking died my man.
No, I haven't. I don't know.
Yeah, you got killed. You died.
How? You shooting me?
I don't know. I don't know.
I didn't hear any footsteps, no grenade, nothing.
You just fucking died.
And he was shooting while I blew up too.
I'm telling you dude, I don't know. You just died.
You actually just combusted.
What the hell?
that was insane well at least i got my gazelle down yeah that's actually good though
uh well i don't know i don't know how the hell happened
that was crazy i don't even know where he came from
what was the barrel no it was a grenade
it was a great did you hear him running no he just came up and popped out of nowhere
And he just got a hella surprise. He was right here. He literally was right here. He just pulled up right here
And he somehow he needed me while he's doing all that. Yeah, I don't know. All right
That's cool
I don't like that scope
I don't
long. I like this couple. It's very distracting. Your bush is blinded.
Very distracting.
I'm a chonky monkey, the Lord knows.
It is not.
No, no, no.
I don't even know if those exist.
You're doing it Friday yesterday.
I mean, I should have was just crazy what happened.
He just smacked me with a nade out of left field.
Bop, bop, bop, bop.
I haven't checked my email all day.
I should probably do that right now.
I mean, that's just I was just smitten. I was smited. Yes, I just got smited by. Yeah,
that's pretty much what kill it did to me yesterday, but without the need, like he just
came out of nowhere.
since he's the board pmc's are on the map we don't start the mall he was like
kind of like rum over there maybe that's what it is when you just do AI maybe
yeah he's a fucking ninja now yeah apparently he's a fucking quiet but
he's got some sandals on he's got some slippers goddamn ninja killer
I mean, I guess you could do that, you know.
I suppose so.
I have to trust somebody to do that work.
Despectate now, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can spectate now.
It's fucking awesome.
It actually works really well.
spectators good it's quite good I'm hungry
baby he's a little bit more brisket
fell in love with brisket if you can't see losing though can't see where she
We're all so old.
I don't know why, but that's conversations fucking every time you die, I don't know why.
It's just like, oh man.
Thank you for my tings.
So how did you wake up, Genji?
Aren't you like, super degen?
Lately I haven't been
Is it gonna be moving?
Yeah, I've been also just doing IRL things like hanging out with people
in the real world
Choking on Chipotle
Say something crazy. I thought you were about to say something. Fuck. She's crazy
She just said a whole thing about no she's talking about dying at Chipotle
That was crazy
You're just a individual
Making the worst of people okay, right? So what are you doing?
Well, that was insane. I got hot delivery done
Kill a hot delivery to F1 grenade down my fucking throat
Yeah, good for you
Was this kava see where she brought it in yeah
I got everything those in your rig
No pockets. Oh
You pretty much have pockets in your ring. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what was in my pockets
Pretty much all the meds and all the meds painkiller on our shit
Yeah
You should promise a pinky promise a pinky promise
Okay, well, I'm ready if you have on my shadow. Oh my goodness. I just got what the hell
I just got like eight billion quests from killing
I think it's a Gillo which ones because I probably have them all too.
Astrology, claustrophobia, reserve, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is it Yeager three?
Yeah.
All right.
Back to get the mini buses, the books, the stores, I logistic ski, bring it.
We have much to do how do I get that quest? Which one?
The Ali logistics do I have to do long line?
How do we get it? I think we already had it before long line
Well, I'll searching all of the stores. Nope. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah
It's ragman
How do we get something right? There'd be something ragman
What about doing the the Wi-Fi cameras on Woods and interchange?
We had it before that, I think, too.
Before that, yeah.
What?
We had it, like, super early on.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a level one ragman.
The heck?
What about the markers on Woods?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's probably that. Yeah, we did that.
So wiki, they changed all the quest, dude.
The quest themselves, they changed.
They changed the order of them.
They had a new quest.
The quest lines are all different.
You know, drop me the key.
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, we're dropping up the extra.
I don't care.
I don't even care about the key.
I don't even care about the thing.
Well, I went over to a friend's house and they had that and we shot it dude
It's been hey Brandon because there's only one of them
Did you go to Brandon's house?
No, his name is Lucas. How does he have one? There's only one of them. I don't know. It's like the sniper like the
They gave 50
What yeah, like a little pooha. Oh, that's not a 50 cow
They said it was a 50 cow. Oh
Well, that's not one in the game. It's really barrett them
Barrett and one the woke seven one oh seven
You have to like keep your mouth open. Let's thank you for the product
I
Like break your teeth
That's what they were saying
Although there is a lot of documentation from the military about getting like some constant brain damage for shooting 50 cows too much
What?
limited to like
When training like a few rounds a day or something because it can like actually
Yeah, it actually can fuck of you, but no, it's not gonna break the teeth. That's crazy. I've shot them tons
Is there a what in here?
Is there a morphine in here?
An extra one?
No.
Just contact twos.
You trying to plant these?
Oh shit.
I'm going deaf this raid.
No, no, no, no.
Take it for now, take it for now.
Yeah, I know exactly what we were talking about talking about the barriers like yeah
yeah there's no way they can smash your teeth out you're right oh my god I'm
okay by the crate I just don't know what type of gun it's probably not right
it's not in Tarkov
he's dead he's dead
Tarkov's only got 150 BNG gun and it's the AK-15
I guess I just meant like like the I just meant like the 50 cal but it wasn't the actual gun
but yeah
because I don't know what it's called
It's probably about her most likely I'd like to stand at the end of it and you put it on top of this
To shoot it's most like yeah, what if what it sounds like it's not a ak-15
It could be about it's probably a m107 or m82
You bet.
Brandon's been really busy lately, obviously, but.
He's the politician, man.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, Tony, you want to grab these ears on this guy?
And we do a little trade skis?
What does he have?
All about the find out.
He might not have. He was naked as a motherfucker.
Oh, you're not going to believe it.
He has razors.
I think those are ass. Oh, and I just dropped the room below you. Oh, it's right here.
Thank you, sir. Yeah, these things are probably us. Oh my God, I sound like I just wanted a
the summer in
careful now
they're mad
well I said a summery not a fucking bathtub
underwater bathtub
hey I got a giggle out of Jinjin
she doesn't know where to laugh
sausage
sausage
what do you say do I need a sausage
Oh, the Sartita.
What?
Why'd they put these explosive barrels all over the fucking map?
I don't.
At least it's not an annoying spot, Loki.
Oh my fucking god.
So we just decided to just, you know what?
Fine, I'm down.
Let's get a damage to my armor and shit.
Well, wait, there's new explosions.
They look kind of cool.
There's like, heat waves off of them.
I'm sorry, I remember when I shot that truck and it went on fire.
Wait, what?
happen with the first day we were shooting by one of those oil tanks and I
shot a guy that ran behind him I hit the car a bunch of times and there were
flames coming out of it.
No that was just me in my high up boots.
Well how many shoot this car and see?
It's just like smoking shit that comes out of cars.
Yeah they can't have any of that.
I
By the way
By the cop yeah, I saw that I was at the gas pump pump and gas got tased by a cop it set the fucking gas on fire
And then the gas was still on fire on the ground the cop is arresting the dude like next to the fire
I was like what the hell am I watching?
Yeah, I was like this Paul bar looking at like I get arrested the guy
But like there's a fucking gas fire next to you at a gas pump like what honey?
What I?
Didn't pick up that head side
You are a fucking
only
No, he'll drop it again and then I
Know no listen listen there. I'm telling you there's a bug right now in this game where you pick up something
It goes in your inventory and then you close the inventory and actions
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna go back underground I'm gonna run outside
You guys keep going towards the, uh,
little mini-games.
Here, Gigi, take this meat.
Oh, I am.
I'm dry out, crusted on meat.
Yeah, disgusting.
Ugh.
Yeah.
I swear if killer gives me surprise f1 bucks but sex again, I'm gonna rage
First off there is nothing wrong with a little bit of but sex here. Well, I said surprise f1 grenade but sex
No, no, I don't want I don't want that
I don't want that
the butt plugs hurts
F1 grenade butt plug. Yep. Yeah, that's she gonna pull blast. I'm gonna have one made in the shape of an F1 grenade
Just for you, Travis. Oh, man, that should be our house. Oh, man. Hey
Me using it, huh?
That's gonna have a whole mother use buddy, all right
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna get record on this!
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Your shit running above us? Above us?
A player, what?
I don't know if I killed him or not. I might have missed him. I don't know.
I can tell. Yeah, it's a player. Hey, no, it was Putin. It was Musin.
Okay. I say...
I don't think he was very geared, but he had gear on.
I saw a back of his head.
I might have shot him in the back of that.
I don't know.
That's where we need to go?
That's where I'm going to go.
Let's toss a couple of nades up there.
He's inside?
Yep.
Is he?
Hunter P?
Yep, Hunter P.
Yeah, this thing's kind of fat.
I understand why I can't get through that railing.
Oh good name
They kill him nice more running I think
I don't know if it's her or someone else
Who's gonna ultra-five scope
What is that?
That's changed.
Ah, not scoped, uh, suppressor.
Sorry.
Oh, you don't want to, oh, he said, oh, nice.
That's good.
Is this still 30 seconds to the plantate?
No.
I don't think so.
Why can't I?
Oh, it's 15 seconds now.
Yes, well, nice.
Can you stop breathing in my ear like a Nandler throw?
Wait, actually, I think it used to be like 60 seconds to plant one.
There's Scott over here.
There's Scott.
Did you say six?
No.
We don't need gas to answer it.
Tony?
What?
Come here.
What?
Remember that blood plug?
What about it?
You're about to let that shit rip for the second.
Hey, look up!
Oh, oh my god
Don't you put duck patty? Oh, that's fine. That's not a bad one to be allergic to
Oh, I do have to go to all the stars
Yeah, we all do.
Dude, that was totally insane. Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's a go.
Is that you can't really go wrong? Wait, I'm gonna walk him by me.
God, it's God. Oh
I put the eotech in the bag.
Okay, um, I saw avocado over here at the store, avocado, then this one.
I'm going to go to constant even I know North to get now now it feels amazing still feels
real good.
How old would you say this quest is 10 years over 10 years?
Who's it?
It's been the game.
No interchange was an after Sean.
Oh wait really?
I thought it was like one of the what's the OG maps woods.
Now woods and factory and then those customs and then shoreline and then interchange, right? Yeah
Well then labs then reserve wait labs before reserve. Yeah, yes
Yeah, but it was like it was like a mini woods and it was actually it wasn't called factory and woods
It was called big maps small map
Yeah, it was literally called big maps small map
And old ones used to be the juicer map and like
It was like
If you went to old woods you were bringing your R sass your fucking for armor your fast entity
Shit, it's another right walking
Yeah, you you were like all right. We're going to woods. We're fighting big motherfuckers over there. I
Missed well always like the flow old boys. Was it like it was just
Sawmill and like a straight line on other side of it towards like outskirts and
And like, uh, yeah, it was just like a straight line and through sawmill was it interesting.
I'll say for what it is, I think I like I like current woods and the flow of current
woods is very good.
Yeah, what is this show?
It's not bad, but Old Woods was like the best thing.
And Old Customs, I missed too, just because there's a meat grinder.
Yeah.
It was just a meat grinder.
Like, you just spawned in there and you ran into people nonstop.
What was Old Customs?
I don't think they didn't have, uh...
There was, you know, all the defenses are...
No stronghold.
No stronghold.
It was New Gas was just like the little, like, you know, the two walls on New Gas?
Yeah.
The left and right to like shortcut and yeah, like the other side with the like oil tank
Like that was the width of the map like just those two walls you had to go through. Yes, you had to go through that shit
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm telling you it was a meat grinder. Okay, we got big sale with the books keeps a success
Old woods of red, red, black set extract.
That's not even old, old woods.
That's newer, older woods.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Oh, shit.
Me running up to you guys.
Tyler, fuck dude.
I mean, at least, you know, not that it could have been.
Oh, shit.
Above us?
I'm very hurt.
Okay.
I think above.
Yeah, he's dead.
Oh, shit.
he's dead nice
damn you actually just ate his booty yeah i know i'm
fucking i told you i'm just i'm super chilled out right now
the
nice,
I get it, it's kind of all to do
the, I'm not going to have to
have to go
to the
the
the
I
Right as you would have loved the old maps honestly, you would have you would have loved you would have loved the old Tarkov
You know, I probably you would have loved it. I promise
You would have been
I think yeah, I think I did miss out like I think no 100 really I know what you like you would have
You would have been
Not wrong I've always been like
Yeah, that's what it was and it was just you would go to dorms or customs nine people there
Even if the chase shots dude, they were they was just at meat grinder. Everyone was everywhere
Even interchange with yeah, yeah, my highest kill rate ever was on interchange
Same I had 14 kills
It was how a frustrating and the game was janky as fuck and it was a piece of shit, but it was fun
Yeah
Because of inertia in my I also think I mean I also think I mean I think in my opinion
I think inertia is needed in this game
But I do I will
Right now inertia right now is the perfect balance. Yeah, well, it's also this the weight system mostly
But inertia in the beginning was really bad for the home the weight system in the beginning was it was so bad
Yeah, it was awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful.
Glass, glass, glass.
These rooms over here are open.
Yeah, I just heard glass.
Gaff's spawning them.
I really don't know.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if it's you guys.
I keep getting weird audio.
I wanted to talk off them out.
2017.
Like, 2017, and you're talking about like what?
20, like, nine years ago, 10 years ago?
2017 I was playing
So that I'm sorry
Let's get the fuck out of here. I made some money doing it, okay?
I was on a team
Tronable land
Yeah, let them know top NA jungler
Yeah, but could have been, unfortunately.
Fragus was one of the 100 thieves, number 99 to be exact.
Yeah, I think I really would have liked it a lot.
Let's go.
I know I would have pissed Anthony back then for sure.
I just don't.
No, bro.
No, no.
I'm sorry you would have thought it was different back then dude I was different
Oh who's this guy I don't know the players guy with him. Not sure most of the pizza pizza sign
Oh
Not a colin skin get up from behind the desk
I see him, he's like a scab's dad
Where we going Raleigh?
Like Gingy? That's Gingy
I found the nuts back.
Good job.
Have that back.
Have one back.
Oh, god.
God, I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Christ.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go rolling.
You got a wish, Dave?
Like a feaky, dude.
That went over my head for the first second.
They're right.
Have you played old labs?
Like Valmetto Labs?
Oh.
Oh, my god.
If you did
Thanks used to be able to bring containers into rate. Oh, yeah, no
Used to be able to go to labs with a thick items case in your backpack and fill that shit up in the raid and then leave
I've heard the stories. Yeah, the tales
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you frayas
I
The rods don't want you to know I really wish
Old age camp for SA 58
I can't believe what they did
I don't think it is
I can't really react to this.
Spamming nades in the nade case.
Oh yeah, Fragas did.
One fellow that used to play a game would go into labs, grenade cases in our backpack
filled up with grenades, no melee weapons, no guns at all, and you could super spam,
you would be able to throw nades faster without any weapon equipped, no melee.
just run around they did a day like a fucking full auto remember people it was
hilarious yeah that I played I know you're talking about I miss it honestly
I can't I think they could speed it up a little bit but also was annoying as fuck
yeah well there's also no impact grenades Vogue 25 is weren't even in the game
for most of the time like Valk 25s were a big problem and I got out of them because you're
just pressed G and someone to die like there was no you couldn't kind of play it like he pressed
G and the guy's dead you'd fly around a corner G dead I ain't thank you bro oh yeah oh yeah
he think was a lot worse back then too I think I forgot my key tool that's why I didn't have to
the pharmacy. Oh, yeah. You think? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's also because you're moving like
a fucking soldier, but you're literally moving a mockery.
Gig a move in. Wait, it's also aren't the ticker on these servers, not the bus. No, but
they're the same as they used to be, I think. Yeah.
I think my first wife was like I think right before they made new the pk06
oh don't talk about the pk06 man they didn't have to ruin everything
yeah for some reason the SRO just doesn't hit like it used to really doesn't
Like it looks very it looks he honestly even better, but it's just not as good for some reason
I don't know why
Really
Really Ali logistics
just go ahead a bunch of filing cabinets sometimes I find a few arrayed if you just go ahead up
them all scope is this the March F1 scope it's new it's new and I got it off of black
division uh well no I don't really know what that's like no no no I don't I don't really
know what that's like, actually. Actually. I don't know.
We run into a player that read says peace. Have you got the
beginning? Got two people in the beginning. Oh, yeah, that's
right.
I think most people are outside the right now.
I don't judge. I don't judge. I don't judge. Oh my gosh, that just opened so many
class for me I got golden slag now too oh that's good to success
you level three ragman I try makes easy now yeah you don't have to kill PMC's
just the plank old chains oh it's so easy
Oh, um, what do we do now?
I don't know.
There's so much to do.
You didn't get any more on key to success.
Oh, you did key to success.
You know, I know.
Don't worry about that.
I didn't give you any cost.
Oh, my gosh, I forgot to give you the coffee.
I'll ignore it.
I'll ignore the coffee that read.
I like you.
It's fine.
You can give it to me next read.
Hey, give it next read.
I need two of those anyways.
Lane, thank you so much, bro.
Thank you, brother.
Um.
What kind of a cowboy hat?
Where do we get, do we have to buy these keys in the fleet?
Make sure to turn in the documents to recommend.
Yeah, I did.
Can we get this task for the key?
What was the portable?
For what?
He said, did we get this key?
You guys, wait, no, you guys already did that, right?
Well, you don't need a plant the no you just need a normal zip on the chicken with some bird one night
The next day you find out cheese your third cousin
Shoreline
Only have much else to do on how did they had at the game go?
How did the game go a
Bunch of shoreline we got a bunch
You should do some shoreline
I do have a Zippo. Okay. But that's for customs, right? Thank you. Yeah, but you just need it for the Zippo quest. Oh, okay. I have an extra one if you needed.
Game was world class.
Yeah, I got some.
Thank you.
It was really well.
I mean, it's the lens.
It's just it was just so much different.
It's just so much different.
Yes, it was.
We have sure it's just different.
Oh, I need to turn in my books.
You the fucking register keys.
So like, yeah, I want to get those.
I guess we have to buy on the flea.
usually usually you get doesn't have a quest when you scabs at AKM on
shoreline I mean let's punish her let's also not shared oh we have to kill such
shit with DMRs on some reserve yeah yeah yeah yeah we have to kill scabs 2200
to 700. We've anus the user marked the trading posts. We have to get Ardium's car and Mark
Ardium's car. We have Punisher. We have Nostalgia. We have Wait, that says eliminate targets with
DMRs on reserve, but the quest is shoreline on location. So which one is it? The description
six of the risks of the
two
of the
two
of
the
two
of
the
two
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the
two
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I do have a suppressor on this, John.
Nah, there's no way.
I think it sucks with that, right?
What map are we going?
I'm fine.
Four lines.
One last.
Okay.
So we have four markers.
Wait, there's four ambulance?
Oh no, we did that already.
There are four ambulances.
Yeah, probably. I just keep my.
Thanks for watching.
Well, thank you.
Every good night music right now.
We've been dying.
I don't know.
It's like.
It's kind of interesting.
I don't think I'm dying.
OK, it's got to be quest
giving us how the money
because I have three mil now
and I've got the quest
give you so much fucking money.
Yeah, I'm not selling shit.
I'm ten mil.
that's insane
that's insane
well it's also what it is, is leveling up your traders, you don't have to spend the money to level them up
I'm on BP in this ship, right?
I'm using PP
but you have PP?
yeah, PP
I killed a few
uh, I got it
are you a PP man?
I don't know, I'm a PP
are you a PS I know?
I think you know probably proper. No, I can't what the fuck wait really level three usually you could what who sounds fucking
PSMO. Oh, no, it's FMJ. What?
Is it's US T 45? What?
How do you get PSMO I
Don't think you can't so we knew for markers. I don't know if you can use BP to shoot scasms. Hey players, too
Mark the trading posts.
We have to mark.
Mark Ardium's car, the three trading posts.
Then we have to find the water reservoir and the,
the water reservoir and the hidden cargo.
And then we have to go to the three houses in the village
We have to go to nostalgia, which is West 306 or some shit for you or some
Yeah, but we need that key.
We don't have that key.
No, that's not a key.
Oh, that's the one.
Stalga is not a key.
There's a therapist on the key.
Yeah.
We need to get that round the double shot.
Push apart one more.
Okay.
It's, um, we did that.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize those.
You're okay.
Oh, there you go.
Here.
It's West 303.
Oh, apparently Punisher three.
Is that good with.
Try exclamation modifiers that should work over there.
Youth and the.
Do stamina drain.
And I took lucky as well.
You're okay. Oh, there you go here
Right there. That's what's up. I
Don't know all I need to know is if I need to bring this one was kind of a waste probably but I don't know what else
Four markers
West Wing
Then we get East Wing
Trading post so we got to go to the
Village resort ambulance and pier
We also have to kill targets at the outpost
All right, yeah, so
Running around all right chill. I've got this shit. There's a lot of shit
Shit easy though the three houses Ardeum's car
Which is on the road. You got hit by my fucking bus
Miss Frizzle blasted that motherfucker
Fuck Miss Frizzle
You know, you know, she's probably a piece of shit
Yeah, miss Frisals weapon 405 on the bench. What are you talking about? She's probably a piece of shit
An asshole behind the scenes dude for like all those kids those evil teachers do it for the Phil looks
to be the next.
Hmm.
Is there a black division or weather station? Oh, we know. We know we ran into them before.
We were fighting for our lives for an entire motherfucking raid. We came out huge, but we were fighting.
Those black division would be a joke.
45.
that noise.
What?
Um, how long you gonna stand up for?
Well, I'm gonna get off after this because I didn't realize
what time it was.
Yeah, and I want to get back on in like
eight hours.
I
Mean shit if you want to end this I'm down. I don't really care. I mean
It's awesome. I mean, I'm down dude. I'm down. It's fine
I mean, I'll hit 12 at least I need to eat 12 hours. That's in 20 minutes. Yeah
I'm gonna get on early to do it
I know I should that will just for you. I hope you know that's for you. Where you got a ambulance to ambulance
container oh
The mahasya
Thank you
Oh, there's an audience car over here down the road
Get Artem's car, and then we'll hit the trading post and the ambulance in the village
Oh shit, he has a 995.
I don't know what the PTP.
Have you heard about it?
Suppress it?
Yeah, you can suppress it now.
New attachments?
I've seen it.
Yeah.
New attachments, new stock.
It actually looks pretty fire.
Yeah, but they put the like hexagon stuff on it.
Well, the suppressors show, but the old attachments are the coolest looking.
Really?
Yeah, because that's that real Russian shit.
Wait, are you going to get on by 6am or like Eastern or Central?
I want to get on at like 6 to 7 Eastern, at least 7, latest, because drops are at 9, so
you won't like the 2, at least 2, ideally more though, so I want to try to shoot for
like three out of six three hours before and then just run that shit down
until I don't know the evening oh that's distracted my bad I know you saw
dollar signs just me and fracas to get that early you guys have to go over to
I'll join later. Oh my gosh, my brain. What? The cottages? Yeah, there's a trading post.
Yeah. Oh, you mean right now? I guess. And Genji.
Wait, the trading post over here? We don't know. Yeah, it's called the anesthesia. It's
marked the trading posts where the slang invented all on shoreline.
I'm sure. Okay.
One.
Why do I sell these razor headphones on?
Can I buy headphones on the fleet?
No, you got it on last read when he forgot your
yeah, no, but can I buy them on the fleet and get like Compact
six. Oh, probably. I'm like the seasonal stuff. It's good. Oh, wait, actually,
they think this is an improvement for the game and like the majority of players.
The seasonal stuff in the way they change the progression with the game.
I'm guessing that's Gigi running for head.
Yes. I'm going to go touch.
I'll shoot it and see if she yells that's kind of what I was
Shoot it like the leg
Hear me out because my mic peaks out
Oh wait
How come your room is so bright?
Because it's white. Yeah, it's just so white
Yeah, it changed some things.
I don't know, maybe.
Oh, doing like a black and white.
But I think I'm going to put some pink into it.
I don't know.
Like a bright, like a pink and black.
Like a light pink, a subtle light pink.
I like to do them.
Wait, there's two Napoleon.
ice cream
pulling an ice cream you get the fucking ice cream
oh should we check the key over here i'm fucking hungry dude yeah let's go look
made the game less CBT yeah i mean that's what the season did it's just like the game is less
it's less fucking annoying like questing doesn't feel like pain
it just feels like you're doing shit you're just doing shit places to go on the map little
things to do you're not just like grinding these super fucking annoying quests like you would normally be
i know you're gonna say oh that's not believable you biggest shit but it's true
i'm sure there comes to be annoying ass quests but i was trying to do more like um i don't think
i have to do the model but i think it's just too bright totally take this hold on what is it
What is it?
What's this?
Rubles?
What is it?
Oh, shit.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Now that color combo is copyrighted.
What?
Copyrighted.
I don't know that shirt.
So me.
Yeah, that's real.
So me.
to the key. Nice. Oh, that's a quest key, isn't it? Or oh, wait, no, actually, I thought
that they changed it, though, that you actually need the other key now. Um, I think you're
right. Yeah, they don't connect anymore.
No, I don't think you just straightened.
I don't think so.
So what colors do you think?
What do you say you mean?
That's me.
I'm inside.
Your mom.
What?
Oh.
I was in there.
You're making a lot of noise.
Nice and loud.
Sounds like you're running in an excavator.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
I'll get that.
That was a pretty good one.
That was a pretty good one.
Oh, good, dude.
Like, I just find things.
I'll get all good places.
Ah!
Your mom's going to hear about this later, though.
OK.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
I kind of fuck with like the white and black.
What I'm telling you, think about a light pink though.
Yeah, that's what I was also, I was thinking of just adding a little light pink.
Light pink with some little bit of dark colors.
I still have like all my decorations and plushies and stuff to put in here.
Yeah, I'm right I tuned in and you're I think you're playing rust and I was like bro this shit is
Fucking Taylor Swift concert in here
Look at the book at the book
That was good.
That was good.
A lot of these jokes are kind of a little bad, but that was good.
That was good.
I thought about that for a second.
I was like, wait, that was good.
I'm going to get the book.
Here, brother.
This guy's East, no?
Yeah, that's all.
He's outside.
Huh?
I didn't kill him.
I didn't kill him.
He ran.
Was it a player?
Is he a player?
Yes.
Sam, he ran inside.
Ran inside?
Yeah, he's east.
I lit him up a little bit, but my bullets tickle, you know?
Yeah.
I'm in east now.
Oh, fuck.
There's a scav raging out here
This guy go
You didn't shoot at me
Yeah, we're in first
He ran
Yeah, I think I just heard a shot way out there. I'm gonna grab the reservoirs we have to go back to
West Wing for the other shit
Basement
Oh, I see that wait is that the goons I see outside on the outside
corner right side I thought the fence
could be by the rooms oh it could be yeah I think I heard big pipe shoot him
60 too I was gonna roof yeah that might be the fellas it is if it's black
division gotta be really careful these guys I kind of don't want to fuck with
them right now. I'm out of mind. We can get easy kills.
No key.
Is that on the corner by the rock? Yeah, but like.
I use the freeze.
Not the face. What's the player?
Rendon. Literally timing of the century.
Oh, he's going. There's going right.
He went right down.
Yeah, he's still there. He is. I would have killed him if my game didn't do the freeze
audio show. He has a green helmet. I think that's the guy. Yeah. He's dead. Nice shots.
Wait, someone just said target down. Oh. Wait, what did it sound like? He was just
like target down like it's all black division
out of the black I said oh my gosh that was
what did you say?
I'm black division
I said black bear
I don't know my brain's not working very good
oh yeah yep
oh my god dude he's tanking BP he's tanking BP's
he's on a tornado I'm on a tornado can you peek into my throw
Yeah, I hear a bunch of them, though.
No, I hear a bunch of them.
Oh my God, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Good one, my good one.
I'm 60, true, my God.
Good one.
I think it's gone.
The fence is saving them.
It's the goons and them.
I told you, I already am 60.
I am going to go to the roof here, this spot, this angle is not good enough.
I don't see I don't see I think I do I do I do right to left on the crest of the hill
right you went lower yeah you can't see him anymore he went lower I saw him yeah I'll
a second. Thank you. You're welcome. Just on like the
ridgeline of the hill. I couldn't tell what it was. It's a
little bit of a boobin.
Wait, maybe it could be a black division with one apparently. Oh, it
could be. Yeah.
PD can have it. This is a this is actually a massive come up.
These guys are juiced under fucking mines
Yeah, two of them dead I don't know how many spawn oh
You got shot at yeah
I mean, I mean, I mean
How's our fighting the fucking fucking grass bro
I'm tired shit. I mean
You're getting shopping fucking down the hill
I just don't know where from
Anymore needs that's who I say go down
Make them push us by the rocks or something. Yeah. Hardcover. Yeah.
All right, let's let's fucking try it.
I didn't fix that.
So I broke the window and jumped out.
All right, he was like, I think he's down right.
I think he's down right.
Probably.
There's probably two of them.
We had there was four last time, right?
Yes, yes, sir for
Oh, I just heard him. Yeah, throw an in yeah
He's dead nice
They have M 60. Yeah, you did. Okay. That's gonna be crazy. I'm crazy mom. Oh, there's gonna be one dead
What do you mean?
I thought you said you were looting.
Oh, I said let's look around for you.
Oh, I thought you said let's do something.
I swear.
I swear I thought you said let's do something.
I thought that's what you said, too.
He's got a BDSSD on him.
Oh, he has a pretty cool arm.
Oh, what's a briefcase?
I think we need to take a body or whatever. I'm not we're gonna go back to West Wing 2
Yeah, I don't know if I have any use for
or
oh sorry
you open in the stash
keep up the grind
Pibero's Jarrow is actually thinking for the subs
you can loot everything you want and then i'll just loot whatever
shoot locks? yeah they had a locks on some of the doors
i didn't kill them so
some containers will lock too if you shoot them
like the car side fire escape door on customs has a lock on it now you have to
shoot it before you can run in
this is the one with the Tony blue
no one's got the fucking M60
I'm heavy as shit now by the way
I'm down here at M60
all this guy looks fucking juiced
Oh, yeah, oh, oh mama how many mags
Well, yes, and bashing slap again
What?
Yes, I think two mags three mags M80 a1
Razzie, thank you so much for the five, bro. Thank you
is one hundred percent time on a big deal in the kingdom.
I can't describe that.
Okay.
Really?
Someone just said ZB104 spawns 360 rounders every time and they'd BP and agonic.
Wait, what?
No.
Oh.
Fine.
When?
What?
We're going to spread the love.
Amy, you can take.
I'm going to always take a map.
I'll give you a map.
Yeah, I'm going to give you guys a map.
He's going to use a map.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna give you guys a bag. He's one of you guys in a safe spot.
You want anything else on him?
No, no, no, you take the rig and backpack as all yours.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, M80, M80A1s, bro.
Yep.
There you go.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
all right so we got to go to west wing and then the village you have a light on
your back moment only fuck I killed the kind of gear
oh lord I am very happy I need a water oh I have a brand
I just go to extra now.
Don't be allergic.
I already did my quiz.
Thank god.
Uh, holy shit.
This AK feels fucking good.
It was cooking a little bit.
Oh, this shit feels nice, bro.
Wait, do you want a mag?
A mag of what?
I'm 88.
I'll see you later, man.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Have a good night, brother.
Well, you can keep it.
I don't have anything to use the car anyways.
You just shot him, eh?
Where are you guys at?
I'm in West Wing.
Something just fucking shot him, bro.
I don't know what it was.
Is it a loud gun?
No, it was quiet.
And I'm so overweight
I'm east right now. I mean, I'm an east. I'm an east. I'm an east
When East I mean
Thing right here. Yeah, we should get out of here. I can't draw my bag
Okay, it's because of the briefcase
I mark that
That's it you get the book you go water reservoir water reservoir
The water reservoir
Is that the pool? No behind you on the left. Oh
You got that we have to get a west wing basement and
Then we have to go to the houses in the village to mark them all
Oh
I didn't mark this trading post actually
It's on the fucking way
Yeah, we can go out by helicopter drop the bag and then to go back
Yeah, are you leaving? Yeah, I'm almost that extract. I already did all my class
Yeah, honestly, you're right this should
No, this lake is good. I mean my belt's pretty decent.
Like, I have a decent stuff on this hangar.
I don't know. I found that earlier.
I've been hanging on to it.
Nice. Let's let's touch the backpack towards the helicopter on the Chal.
And then run west.
There's a guy at Kiloware tomorrow.
I have to want to go check out this kind of juicy.
I'm going to drop it like right here, like in here and here.
the hell goes in here
is there a way, like if I press disconnect?
you can't respectate, no
you can stop spectating, it'll just take you back to your stash and stop spectating, yeah
okay
yeah
you just can't start spectating again
of the
of
the
of
the
of
Oh, yeah, it's nuts
And using their armor all fucking day
That's up here, yeah
Not with all this black division gear, I think we just go back to the village we get the three houses we leave
isn't that like just as far yes we might as well hit quest while we're leaving
right yeah you know I'm talking about like go ahead peer trailer backpacks
that shit well we can get another quest done I think it's safer peers not always
there is it well I'm not some of the extracts we do mark the thing there yeah
know but like I say we just go to the village hit the shit in the village
extract and then we get the peer another time
all right now I'm trying to get his body real quick
okay I see he was scared
okay
whoops his name is
Tony can you come see this name out loud
No
What is it
You bring me a tag if you want best what I'm doing, where'd you go Westwood
And a pot of metabel and then me may you have an on-theck you edit
I'm large and in charge I'm kept because I'm the biggest the largest largest
Most in charges
Oh, come on. It's it's Dixon. My as Mr. Dixon. My as really, really? We're doing all this
for Dixon. My as. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I know you should. Okay. We know.
I
Yeah
That's one of my favorite brand of cider
Dixon brand
Yeah
Mm-hmm
I think it drops you get five so no there's pay drops and sub drops
I mean the free drops and sub drops are drops for watching and then there's drops for subbing
So they always do it well, I'm not how they always do it, but that's how it works
the sub drops are five gifted subs across channels or the one channel the
The watch drops are going to be watch time for X, however long to get them.
I mean, what do you per chance having an agua?
I literally just drank one.
I already went through one earlier.
How?
How?
I don't know.
How?
Wow.
I'm 71.
I just drank.
I don't know. I drank an apple juice, not apple juice, a pomegranate.
Oh, because that's not nearly as good as water. That's probably why.
I mean, it should taste as good as water, but better.
A pomegranate juice. So it's a 9 AM Eastern.
It's for the 5th, the 6th, 7th, and I guess they end on the 8th.
I don't know when they end on the 8th, and then the free drops are until the 17th.
I got some uh, I can't make it orange pineapple sugar-free
Bro
That's what sugar-free orange pineapple juice dude, I'm dude. I'm telling you
I
Don't make sugar-free juice. Yeah, I don't I don't know I don't know but there's no way that's real juice
Well, I mean half the shit you buy isn't even real juice
It's it says sugar-free zero calories. I see you probably says like
Cocktail on it. It's a nice and a very good source of vitamin C
It's orange juice pineapple
What they could provide in the sea and anything
Exactly
There's no way that's real
Genji it doesn't matter great Genji. Genji. No sugar. I know she does
Is it no sugar added or zero sugar?
No sugar, so it's it's water with juice flavored chemicals in it. That's fine with me
I mean shit is fine with me. Well cuz I drink
water with dr. Flavoured chemicals and dr. Pepper flavored chemicals in it so that's fine
I don't
Yeah, fuck it. No, fuck it. What? No, fuck it.
What did you say? Nothing. Nothing.
I'll drink some sugar-free juice. That's what I'm saying.
Killer Durf cook it. Sugar-free orange juice.
juice to sounds crazy though yeah that sounds what is it made out of what are
they making it out of that there's no sugar in it you want me to go upstairs
and take a picture before you not really gonna be some chemicals that we can't
even pronounce
I guess I can't pronounce a lot of words, so that's not that hard.
So I play video games for a living.
Okay, first off, I think that chap, second, I don't know, he says juice on it, so I'm
going to trust them.
Are you sure it's there?
Are you reading it correctly?
Who is them?
Who is them?
Yes, are you already going to take a goddamn picture of this?
I will.
houses we gotta get is do it to go back to the one with the dead body in it yes
I don't care if it's not real juice I don't care if they put chemicals no
matter what that shit bus
and what I mean I agree I mean obviously yeah the actual juice is
way better like apple juice you know everything and pineapple juice obviously it's gonna be way better
but for alternative it's fine
you know someone was I was like watching this thing on YouTube about like fruit smoothies
and that they're actually not healthy for you because not no because the way the way it's like
like blended right yeah but your body can't break down the sugar how it's
supposed to because it's just it breaks down the sugar like I guess in the fruit
and so it just gives you like a surge of sugar and it's really bad for you yeah
that's you don't you know it's like I think it happens with like strawberries
Bananas I've heard that
When you put the banana in the smoothie
It's straight correct, I don't know I don't wonder my fruits, but I
I only eat I don't drink juices really every now and then
Oh, I got all the houses and go back to my bag and then I'm
Yeah, I want to get my back pack and leave
To drink apple juice on the kid. I loved apple juice. I still love apple juice
But apple juice is even apple juice
We had my mom would get it from like our Amish family.
They like made it themselves.
So really good.
Oh, is that like cloudy?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's just like clear.
Like like that's not real apple juice.
Tony, so your meds.
What the fuck?
I'm getting robbed now.
There's two on it.
Well, yeah, because I don't have water.
And I don't have my
I can't drop my bag with the
Yeah, I don't really drink juice, but for what I'll do, I like like
Shawberries, blueberries, mandarins.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were talking about apple cider.
But maybe still busting.
Okay, wasn't apple cider just like apple juice, carbonated, the
after that and they still put a hundred and seventy eight pesticides on it yeah
from my understanding most of the organic labeling on food is all bullshit
and it's not really like standardized at all what it means yeah like it's a
good yeah it's saying organic like doesn't mean anything yeah at least a lot
of time it may or may not it's kind of bullshit
Is that how I'm gonna bullshit yeah, cuz it's like that the FDA like regulates it, but we're like doesn't really regulate it
I thought the food is crazy like I just found like a local butcher to get my meat from
Like anything anymore I
Don't trust it's a goddamn government. I have no food
Oh well, that's a problem. I am not in the rage.
There's no way dude you're gonna die. Oh you're gonna die. Oh dude there's no way dude.
There's no way he dies. I had water on yesterday giving it to you. I'm not at food though.
I don't want to tell you man.
I'm putting a flood in here.
I...
I think I'm okay.
I think I'll be okay.
I'm going to get out of this raid where the fuck organic bullshit, but you're right local
meat butcher.
Organic bullshit.
Yeah.
How could they label it organic if it's not truly organic pesticides can be organic,
I think.
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know.
Just like not super like I don't even know they don't like super
regulate the exact meaning of the organic label.
Oh.
Oh, dude, I just got like 4,000 fucking USD from quests.
Hell.
What?
Yeah.
I need you more quests. Yeah, it's crazy.
It's so much money.
It's like all natural. It's all bullshit.
We'd sell cacti for 300k.
I need some of them now all these
You and I want right now, I mean that would be pretty fire, but I'm gonna be sick spam
M.C.B. whatever. It's Pambosubi.
A subi, dude.
That is fucking.
I'm a subi.
It's Pambosubi, bro.
Talk about all organics.
Spam.
Hmm.
That shit.
Fuck you.
That shit.
Fuck you, bro.
Well, good as rate.
Very good, right?
I think that may be it.
No, I agree.
I agree.
I guess we get up at
Fuck in like a few hours
Fuck my life fuck my chud life, dude
Fuck my chud life. It's fine. It's fine. This is good. This is what we want
Is it six or seven a.m. You certainly think
Six a.m. Eastern.
I wanted to get up.
Probably thinking I'm thinking we're leading towards seven.
Ladies.
Drop start at six a.m.?
No, I started at 9 a.m. Eastern.
9 a.m.?
That's different. You're mine.
Yeah.
Times all wrong.
We're all tired here.
You can hear our voice.
We're so tired.
I'm on a plan.
I'm tired.
for six, Ragus. Six.
I want to do before seven for sure.
All right.
Look, seven, seven latest.
Seven, seven latest.
I'm going to be sleeping in my bed.
You enjoy. Enjoy that.
I enjoy that.
Have fun.
So early, it's hella early.
But you want to be on before the drops.
That's how it works.
You know, I'm asleep like now.
It's weaker than 16 minutes, man.
Thank you. Yeah, I got to eat.
I got to eat and then I got to sleep.
All right, well, good games, guys.
It was a blast.
It was a blast.
Yeah, great day today.
You guys are all right.
See you all later.
I'll see you guys later. Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Have a good night. Bye bye.
All right, fellas, chatters.
I'll see you in a few hours.
Thanks for the stream.
It was a good nice 12 hour and 21 minute stream.
I'll see you guys very, very soon.
I'll be on all day tomorrow, probably until again,
this time tomorrow, but we'll just be on really early as fucks.
I'll see you in a bit.
Have a good night. Thanks for chilling. Bye-bye.