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08-05-2026 · 16h 24m
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Yo
It's early in this bitch
God damn it's early. What's up guys? Good morning. Good morning, any one of these
All right, oh somebody's calling me
Jaeger is calling me on the phone. I'm a cellular device
Yes, mr. Jaeger, hello
Oh, no, what do you mean?
Ah, Labyrinth Keys.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Alrighty.
Uh, guys, we got drops in 2 hours and 24 minutes.
That's why we're on early as a motherfucker.
Very good.
Just pin that, John.
There we go. So, there we go.
I
Need the cat
Where do you hear him? Oh, is he yelling? Yeah, he woke up because I was up early as fuck obviously
He's like what the hell's going on? He's like, I'm never up this early. What are we doing up so early?
Like the hell are you doing out of bed, man?
Let me what do I need to even do right now
We gotta go back to we gotta look to shoreline if I'm not mistaken I
Might spend some time and do a little gunsmith while we
Get into the swing of things
Lovely I do that what's up
There you suck. I mean you suck is the only thing that actually gives you some type of some type of benefit probably you suck
You don't get any kind of benefit for any other
Another class if you have an unheard addition to you get all the dirt the same drip
Okay, uh, let's see what we have
Consmith model I have all level three traders, so we should be able to do most of the stuff
The OPS KS
And Smith OPS KS, this is all the topco stuff, right?
Yeah, we can we can buy all this now I wasn't able to buy all this
Who you been talking to I can feel it it to me already fucking boys and Ivy all over
Fucking boys and Ivy all over right since when did they add a little uh, oh no, this is always had this
It just wasn't a separate piece. We need USP one scope
So, P1, the iCut, looks like everything that is built, 241,000, what the fuck?
Okay, what am I missing?
are ergonomics above 35 recoil 350 that's two ah what's wrong my god
What's wrong with my gun?
My air capacity, suppressor, optic, 35, 350.
That's two, I don't think I'm going to wait.
I do math.
That's two something.
All right, what is this work?
What is this work?
A suppressor and an optic, 20 round capacity,
ergo at or above 35, combined recoil below 350.
Recoil, ergo 36, and a different optic.
Is this shit just bugged?
Well, that's 30 or go.
Thank you.
Thank you need that optic.
You need a TBL for that one?
No, it doesn't say.
This is a suppressor optic a mag 20 round capacity
I literally have the same gun
Yeah combined recoil below 350 months 260 so what the hell is wrong with us?
have all of the stats.
Maybe doesn't like the scope.
I don't think you're gonna be I don't think I'm gonna be able
to get it over the Ergo then.
35.
Let's try this with a different scope.
I was not that lucky. It just wants a different scope. Okay,
The wiki is outdated. It says an optic. It doesn't say what optic. That's stupid.
That's kind of dumb. Gunsmith 870.
Unlock
Grip
Hit it with a TBL
TBL
K02
That should work
On arcs
I have a 16 out of like this early is the addiction back.
There's also drops back.
This was a lot.
That stops us back as well.
So that helps, but I actually been enjoying
I'm going to join the season quite a bit of Romeo site.
Mark 12 gas block.
our comp mini monster but that's the whole fucking build really the whole gun yeah what
the hell okay they changed all these man I don't know dude I haven't played this game
so long I couldn't tell you how many times they have changed these gunsmith tasks.
I'm already doing this pistol one.
Man they really changed up the order of these.
Elite slide. That grip, the Big Mag, TBL, redded barrel, that guy. Done. That one.
All right, that's all my gunsmith stuff for now.
For now, new code is just wipe my launcher is broken and none of those fucking codes
work.
All right.
All right, I don't know why they don't work, but they don't work.
Hey, yo. Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, fucking pussy.
Hey, well, so I'll be talking to you about me.
I'm talking about you. Shit.
I'm doing my gunsmiths.
I just did them.
They end after like the T2, 6, 1.
There's not that many to do.
I just did them real quick.
Yeah, that's all different.
I mean, they're all different.
What do you do?
I used to.
That's the one you have to use, like a PSO scope
and then get more or go for it.
The one on the wiki doesn't work to build.
A PSO scope.
Yeah.
The gray.
Holy moly.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs, bro.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you. No, it didn't work for me
So I did like the same build but a shift grip a PSO scope and then like a different stock to get 35 ergo
Hmm
Thank you so much, right?
Thank you for that brother
I don't know something that made it 35 ergo. It just needs to be 35 ergo. Yeah, the recoil should be easy to hit
it. What's the recoil at the B 350 combined? Okay.
We have to mark that on shoreline. We did go scabs 2200 to 700 on shoreline,
which won't be won't be time for that.
Won't be time for that me check all these tasks. I need to take a look at these
Oh, we could do what job for locate the list of resort tenants
I need a found in raid fuel can I craft fuel Jack can you craft fuel?
That thing
What do I craft at workbench?
Good morning, sir.
Hello?
Is it level two?
That's a lot of money
Bro TNT is 300k
I'm looking at the prices of shit right now. Oh my god. I'm the flea market. Holy fuck
What is that? What is just like TNT breakfast 300k for what?
Just TNT brick. Yeah, so just buy for your I up saline bottles are 150k
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insane, insane, insane, insane.
Farmer hot items to sell.
I mean, yeah, dude, this is fucking a TNT,
because 300 grand, that's fucked.
That's so much money.
Oh, let me get food and drink.
I need food and drink.
I'm chilling. We have to go back to the shoreline to mark that. The peer, the train was in the
appear. And we have a get the list of resort tenants as well.
All right, I'm down for that. I can then we have
okay.
And then we still have
why
I couldn't figure out the SKS.
I told you to do it.
I didn't be as let's go by looking I couldn't get 35.
Okay, I'll give up. I'll wait until a little bit later to do that.
We've punished our part two to finish. We have another wiki. The wiki is outdated on
that quest. It's not right now. Yeah, I just did a little bit. I think some of it I can't
and
I feel that I just
I don't just keep my money
I got everything basically
I'm wondering now
I don't have another
All right
I think we really need to get
306 or whatever 305
West
Yeah, it was through a six for
Therapist right definitely need to get that. Yeah, there's another what's the one I think it's no swiping is it the quest?
Yeah, I was to kill four I can't know you have to get a K a K kills
Yeah, so we have to kill 12 scabs, 2200 to 700, get the list of resort tenants on shoreline
that's admin building. We have to kill scabs at the smugglers base. I have to kill five
more scabs with AK and we have to plant the marker at the trading post on the pier dock.
Yes.
I am in use of the lobby. Yes.
I'm thrown over seasonal characters.
Holy shit, good morning.
I don't know, that's a good question, I'm not going to say it, what does it say?
The season of race to do all missions?
Nah man, no race.
Oh, but the seasonal stuff is just a game in general, all the progression is so
much faster, why is this not loading?
No, so the the sub drops are PVP PVN season.
The global drops.
I invited you.
It doesn't say.
I bet you it's both.
I bet you it's both does say I really
no it doesn't
this is global twitch drops and some rewards it doesn't say it says here the
paid ones are the free drops. It doesn't say I don't see it.
I was a dumb which is very possible is very possible
Oh, they're only for seasonal
Wait, so I am a dumb
What oh oh
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You know.
You know.
You know the text that's a big bold letters might have been some type of giveaway.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Oh
Hey, feel it fantastic I woke up 30 minutes ago
You know
Nice that's literally what I woke up nice job
I don't know how do you have a bit more energy than many there right now. I don't know how you do it
Gotta trick yourself into waking up. What do you mean trick myself also? I
Woke up went in the shower and then crank the water on ice cold and fucking screamed and then I was awake
you fucking yeah there's no that's literally what I yes that's literally
what I did are you for real yeah did that's all good morning
why not it sure works you're just actually just that's get so I didn't
I didn't make it that cold, but I made it not warm.
What's the weather this way? Where are we going?
Are we going to resort first and then peer?
Yeah, we're going to resort and then peer, I guess, yeah.
Joe Rogan technique? Yeah, rub talcumete on my balls
and then I jump in ice cream.
Holy shit.
What the fuck am I waking up? My cat?
Yes, yes, he actually was pissed he's like the fuck he came strolling
He's like what the fuck are you doing up?
Hi, it's half open. He's like
What are we doing away man, where we going?
He's like usually I could roam the house for at least five hours.
No normally he's not he's like getting bad and then he doesn't get up until not for
a while.
Dude maybe just hear the floors vibrate with your big ass walking around he's like wait
a second this is not right.
Probably yeah probably.
Is that right?
You're his alarm clock.
alarm clock here, say hold on a second this piece of shit has bugged me up
what's up waffer we are early today early today early today
of
the
most of the
Goddamn. Oh, what the hell? Hold that might be Senna's art.
Oh, it's not. It's just a crackhead. Just your average Russian crackhead.
I'm just, I'm gonna be a little sassy, but I'm a sassy, sassy, sassy king.
Rarer.
Sassy mama.
Eh, I have the morning Riz voice on.
Rarer.
You away running, uh.
Oh, I heard.
So the last, the last few times you came here, we ran to Black Division.
Yeah.
on the east side. Yeah. Yeah. Those both times. Yep. You're right. So, like, should
be careful, dude. We'll do in the basement a little bit. All these duffel bags, lots
of hideout shit. What are we doing here? I don't know. We're changing our headphones.
We got to get the list of resort tenants. I'm out of them. Wait, this goes Yoji, Scotty.
You guys flash drive yes, and that's not the that's the quest, right? Yeah, it's so early. I
Think they make you do it early because it's not a key quest
Yeah, well you don't get key locked by everything
This is good. This is good.
I was saying, I haven't I haven't spent normally in the beginning of a life.
You spend the hours just looking for keys and you can't level up
because you can't do quest because you need just keys.
And you need to keep your key.
They didn't really get job for the early game.
And they changed a lot.
That's early game guns so far.
I feel like it's like very good for like the normal players.
I'm using a lot they're like I'm a game show black the vision was really nice
You and P was decent I was using the scar a lot that scar that people have for nice unheard addition that come with slapping
I'm telling you dude. There was in charge over there now. It's cooking. He's actually cooking
I don't know if I need more bleach, I don't know what the fuck I need, I'm just picking
shit up to be honest.
Come to this update, I think the majority of people are gonna like this, the seasonal
stuff a lot more
It I was just saying all day yesterday the game is it's less painful and tedious to play right now
It's it's much faster to
Progress it feels like you're making constant progression as you play
You're not reaching points in the game or you're just stagnant like you always have quests you can do and the quests are not crazy fucking annoying
doesn't it doesn't feel like how it used to you to quest it's way way more fluid
is that you?
yeah i've touched punisher
what happened when were you at?
i'm coming towards your end now
that was not me
i think there was a scav at you
oh yes
shh holy fuck
You do these following them
I did not know
The last night I got off
What upstairs? I was like yeah, dude. I'm not waiting for an hour for rice. I
Fucking made four eggs
Four eggs and there's a beat in there
There you go, actually busting dude egg yolk on the fucking the beef dude. Oh, yeah
It's like a little like beef bowl type of deal.
Oh, I got East 323.
I don't think that's anything.
I mean, West 323.
No, I don't think so.
Wait, no, that may be a...
January.
Let me get that scab.
Do you need a flush?
I don't know.
Oh, I just got lagged.
Did you get that?
Uh, no.
All right.
Yeah.
This is me running up to you now.
We got no auditorium thing over here.
What was like, damn, what's going on over here?
My AC cranking.
Saw a big, strong man, he wanted to be held.
That's kind of right.
She's like, well, let me get this guy's arms real quick.
Well, I'd rather quote last item. Yeah.
The whole reason that we're even fucking here.
She makes you fucking giggle, dude.
You like that?
He likes it. Yeah.
I mean, he's there with the door.
Do you get the thing?
Oh, I fucking forgot.
Yeah, I'm going.
No, we don't.
I mean, we could go to the smugglers thing
and kill some scabs.
Let's hit that on the way.
And then we'll go to P.R.I. guess.
Is there a scab right there?
I got this.
There was one.
Oh, shit.
How am I not done with this yet?
I don't want to...
I need some more.
Right here, it goes, motherfucker.
I don't know, bro. I got it. It's drunk driving that AK. Holy shit. Give me some time, man.
Drunk driving the AK. We were the last time I woke up this early. It was fucking like
Battlefield, that shit came out.
This is real life.
I know.
Oh, I don't, I don't know a lot.
I'm gonna throw in a smuggler camp.
The question is only on seasonal.
To be honest, I don't know.
I think it's just normal now.
Like.
I think they just changed the entire game.
Oh, it's not sort of a black division.
I mean, regardless, I think Seasonal is where you want to play the game.
I think this is just going to be what people play from now on.
I don't really see people playing the standard.
Did you?
Okay.
I
Have what that Perez Hilton guy
I didn't see it. I saw people were
Did it was I literally saw that before with the bed last night, bro. That guy is going fucking crazy
I was here and stuff, but oh some of here that's him
I don't really know what happened. He was like
Covered in blood. Oh
Bro, she was like a fucking movie. Yeah, he's like that kind of psychotic the fuck
it was
Not the best to find scrolling to Twitter. I was like, what the fuck is this can be real, right? I think it was
was. Oh, I don't know who that is. So, but you don't know. That's crazy. You don't know
who that is. You know, that's like a. No, he's like a. He was like kind of like a team.
I think he was like a TMZ guy. Thanks so much for the 5-day. I think. Thank you, sir.
I didn't want to like coverage on people. I heard his dick goes out and he was doing the
Helicopter what I don't know
Not that crazy
It's about that crazy plus more
It was real that's great. I don't know that was wild bro
What I before with the bed lesson I couldn't believe what I was I fucking saw. I'm telling you
You'd be disturbed. It was fucking disturbing actually don't I want to see that. No you don't you don't
it was I'll I've never seen actually that was it was like I'm a horror movie
like that's how bad it was you know every time I get a fucking propane tank
I'm too heavy to do anything let's go to pier there's no scabs here
it's okay I'll switch. Thank you for 26 months. Good morning.
Your meds knock at the 25 increase while bleeding. I I think lucky just like
any like random chant stuff it gives you better odds at it.
I think people are saying like weapon malfunctions. I think you might be able to get double quest
rewards. I don't really know what it does. But I felt like I've been decently lucky
this wipe with the lucky thing attached. Maybe it's worth a damn. A dude's thanks for two
months. Two dudes. Yeah, I don't know what it does, but I have it. Seems to work out.
I'm sure your chat can tell you more about it.
They're probably more in tune to me.
You, yeah.
I mean, I don't know who it is, but I don't really care.
Jesus Christ, I mean, to be honest,
I don't really give a shit about it.
I mean, I'm just saying, you know,
I don't really know the guy either.
But like, yeah, he got to be some compassion.
I mean, yeah, but like, you know, I can't be, you know, I don't know.
There's a lot of people out there, you know, there's a lot of people.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Like, I feel it, but like it's also, you know.
These ones different for sure, different how, I think it's different good.
I don't think it's that different, I think the game feels much similar, just less tedious.
I've been far less annoyed while questing, like, I always love early wipe dark up, but
you definitely reach points where you're doing quests or like, you can't find a key that
you need and you're just fucking pissed off at the game.
Like dude if this game does not spawn me this key that I need to like progress
I can't do anything until I find this key and you're just not you're searching for the motherfucker for three hours straight
Just filing cabinet after filing cabinet if like I haven't done that at all this wipe, which I really like
And every every raid I go and I feel like I can progress towards multiple quests
And I've been able to go to lots of different maps
I haven't been just stuck on the same map over and over and over and over and over. I feel like I've been moving around
Yes, it's felt much better. I've like always been able to work on quests
Thanks for
and months
well it has to be just fragus has my back
I mean some of it sure cause we've been doing
but even still like
it's been a lot better
there's never like some keys that took us a while to get
but we didn't, I didn't need them to be doing other quests
like I wasn't, I don't know
it's gonna be a peaceful shoreline
yeah
it's so fucking, it's so fucking early
yeah it's gonna be a whole peaceful thing
It's actually the best like this it's kind of like whatever slow boring like it's very nice
Oh players players. I don't write I don't write I don't write a close
What's that one at the gas at the gas okay, I see his body right close, right?
I'm on the right spot up, there's a guy on the left too that I fucked up, they're both fucked, but I'm in a bad spot.
I'm in a bad spot.
You ready to be left, I think?
Yeah, ready to be left.
You killed me. No way.
Yeah, here's right there. He headshot me, I guess.
That fucking sucks dude
You believe me. Yeah, well, I don't have t-45 ammo cuz it's punishable class. No, I shot him up
Where's he on the right right on that hill like where the hell goes up a little bit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a problem right there.
Is that what you're talking about?
All right, well, hold on.
That is just unfortunate timing, believe me.
Yup.
Who is that fixed?
I hit the golf a lot.
The guy head shot me with an arm.
I wish I had a aid because I could kill this man.
I don't know if he's going prone, going left.
Oh man, that sucks guys.
It's peaceful right now.
And then there's three guys.
And there's just three guys.
I
Said I fucked them up. I'm gonna call part two yet now. Yeah, it's kind of interesting to get these guys
This guy's not
I
Do yeah
I'm gonna take it one time me
Oh my god, it's got
I don't shit. You're just looking at him
Oh, are you okay bro, what do what do you mean I can't see I'm all dizzy
Was I dizzy on your screen? No, oh no, my screen you're not at all
Yeah, you're not dizzy at all. I can't see shit. Oh, he didn't even have a UMP. Oh, this guy got so lucky on me
You know I had 37 hit count. That's crazy 36. I had 37 hit count
The spectator camera wasn't dizzy. You were staring right at him. I'm like, how do you not see this? Yeah, like directly
I saw was blurry like blur bushes. That's all I saw
Yeah, that um
That comes fucking ass I I had so many heads
Oh my god, I just I felt we found all actually he's been so long since I was like, we needed that death
We needed that that that was a good death
was that fucking gun that every gun I'd kill both of those guys to be honest.
I did so much to them. I agree. I mean, I would kill that guy in the bridge
because that was I was like trying to trace him.
And I couldn't.
I gotta lead so far.
Yeah, I think it was dog shit.
I had fucking T 45. I shot this guy a million times and then he fucking hits me once in the face.
And shit.
Yeah, it's not fully one to one, for sure.
That probably looks like such a dipshit, right?
Was I really just staring?
You were like staring directly at him.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck are we not shooting this guy?
Well, are we really not killed this guy?
You're like, where is he?
I'm like, dude, he's on your fucking screen.
What do you mean?
How do you even have that?
How do you even get an angle on my head right there though?
I'm getting the wrong.
I guess it was like standing up on the hill.
He was just standing there like completely completely fucking exposed.
Yeah. Oh my God.
I don't think I did shit.
I'll bet.
No bet. No bet.
Well, she really does suffer, there's that stuff with stupid.
By Ronan helmet
Goodbye Mr. Ronan helmet
Am I okay Tony? No, bro. I'm not okay. I'm all by the way about fucking okay
No way to go back
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
So maybe I wasn't seeing him at all.
I definitely saw that guy.
I got an Alton.
Nice.
How interesting.
Back we go.
Yeah, I
This and I like cup both of those guys easy easy. I'm gonna use this all I got from black division last night
The all
Yeah
Let's fucking cool, dude
and
I saw a guy I saw him he was right in the middle of my screen. He was literally right there
Daniel
You've had phones with that or no I lost them
it's okay don't need them
what the fuck is that all?
sorry, enjoy it thanks for 5 months
I've just literally been killed by headshots this way
Parma, every time I die it's a headshot
like every single death
Barb and thank you for 11 months dude
Thank you same
Yeah, everything not even like leg matter just a perm a perm a headshots this way
I mean, it's usually how it goes, but I feel like it's been a little bit more than normal
Like I'm not even taking damage
Like I'll get shot at and I won't get hurt at all and like if I die. I just instant die. I
Don't get like shot up a bunch and then die after
That's probably survivor should buy us.
Yes, yeah, I agree. To an extent. To an extent.
To an extent.
Scotty, it should be five. That's always how they do it.
I mean, they didn't technically say, I don't think, but it's always five.
Oh, good spot. Right here. Literally right here.
of
the
of
Oh
They're dating I don't know I don't know there'd be other card
No, no, it's an issue of them
like
Fucking spinning around. What the fuck are they doing? So I don't want to are made by you. Oh
My god
Are you actually? Yeah, it just fucking landed on my hat. What the?
Oh my god
All right
Nages like that landed on my fucking head
I'll keep it straight on my head, yeah.
Hey, we're going through the rigor in this board, let's get it.
Yep.
Let's fucking get it.
Oh my god.
I
Happen to you last night right there, what happened to me?
That's fucking great start to the day
Oh, yeah, yeah, like I said, I don't get shot this wipe. I just fucking die when I die. I die. Just fall over
All right, well good news. I think we have tunnel extracts. I can go straight there
Hey, I need those things have you
He's fucked up.
Are they on drugs?
What the hell are these guys doing?
They're so weird.
What the fuck are they doing?
What is he doing?
No, I don't understand.
These guys are blacked out, man.
What is he doing?
They're blacked the fuck out.
Good news I got his key card
Why are they so whacked out
They didn't even shoot at me and then a nade just fell on my fucking head
Yeah, that is just that happened to me
Then I don't know I don't know dude. I just ate a fucking name
And I'm pretty, pretty geared to.
Yeah, I'm going to get your stuff out.
Pretty geared up.
Burger, I think for the prime, is that for the six months?
They're off the goddamn friendly, dude.
Let's get these deaths out of the way early.
I mean, that's just a lucky.
I think I'm lying.
These are just unlucky.
Well, I knew it was going to happen.
Kind of, then.
Yeah, I suppose.
I wonder how we even like got the need where like was though.
I want to see if these guys had it real quick.
They had, like, good mags or something.
Actually, they might have sample stems, but...
Alright.
That's on the right.
Are you guys on the right leg over here?
No. Not back.
What?
No, no, no. I heard footsteps right here.
was a guy river body oh they needed you here yeah so I'm saying I don't know how
the fuck you've got a name like here yeah that's crazy I don't have an angle
that shit he like he threw it with like 3% power and lobbed it perfectly over the
wall hey it landed on my no chance it's dead
Insta dead
Lady thanks for six months. I'll cut ten she thinks for 18 months probably be giga heavy, but your backpack
This backpack is you should not be using this backpack. It's heavy. Yeah, it's it's like a
I see what it is. It's the biggest one I have
Because you minus four movement speed
minus six are go
That's the biggest bag I have
Unless I use a mini bag
I'm pretty sure this bag is like if it's actually that bad heavy drop it. I had no idea. No, I had no idea
It's like 17 yeah, it's seven yeah, I will drop drop it
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna okay
That thing is that oh, yeah, it's literally I didn't realize it's literally a plastic case
Yeah
Yeah, just drop it. It's really that heavy
Yeah, I got you I can't get your head set
fun
Actually, I can
Yeah, now I'm 52 kilo I was like was that before
I'm like fifty nine seven KG is crazy and thank you for the tear
they're going to read some thank you ever much later game of the prime
yeah they were changing scopes I'm not using these guys as I wrote it should say my ball
Oh, I am stuck on the guy there.
The fast fire is probably better.
Yeah.
I already used like a...
I think I have a scope I could use.
Can we even unlock icebreaker right now?
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Yeah, we definitely can.
Dude, that sounds like...
Ah, that sounds like I hate that.
I don't like that they should...
If you can confirm that early, I don't like that.
Yeah, it's a little crazy.
They nerfed it?
You just get the whole vibe, like, so free.
And all the gidamma.
It's like, come on.
Yeah, it's all broken.
I swear, she level capped it like a little 40 years or something.
Apparently, they turned it down.
to the prime. Yeah, you're
really mad for the room. I don't
like the room. More P90s and less
XP. I don't know. I think I
think it should be transit
only to go to that map to be
honest, but they also put too
many quests to really make that
usable. I don't think you should
be able to just queue in from
your your map selection screen.
Well, what can you can you
that with with these characters or you have to do the quest line but you can
unlock the map just to just enter yeah I feel like if you're playing this
seasonal shit and your main prior was getting icebreaker from an icebreaker PD, uh, you're
trying to kill, because I don't know what to do with you.
I mean, it's a stripe, it's a stripe, but yeah, if you want to be like the first to
level up and stuff, that's probably the way to do it.
Get free gear.
Yeah, I mean, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
That's one of the guys, I'll die on that hill where that's kind of like, then needs to be
level cap. It should at least be level capped. Because like,
dude, if you just get your your pair of niggam poster, you
can just start transiting their ASAP and like, it's a guy.
Okay, maybe he's just leaving.
I might be able to kill him if you go up on the hill. Maybe
two. Oh, shit. I don't think he saw you. I think he's going to the right side.
I swear that was good too.
what am I saying there's a there's a new file that says it's a 46 bed
thing of shit
the morning shit is now hidden
all right well you have all my stuff
true
it's bug 5.8 ammo
so it's not new
All right, well we're waiting for Frank is to get back because I got
Everything actually everything okay, okay
Have a bag or do I do it? I can give you I got a bunch and you get rid of so okay. That's Joe. Have you beta?
Nice
I got you. Oh
Oh, we can buy betas.
Let me grab a drink.
He's got betas and triceps.
Really? Yeah.
All right, black division, dog tech for the T 30 as well.
Black T 30. Oh, hell, yeah, that's sick.
I'm waiting to see like hell, yeah, I've never seen him live.
Black division, dog tech season.
I'm waiting. I want to use those just yet.
Let's get it.
We are going to touch grass.
I got to tell you this, probably not for a while.
Oh, probably not for a while.
Senator.
Well, you got a question, Senator.
A daily. I just did it.
You didn't get anything out there anesthesia, so you're chillin.
OK.
I'll be back. Be quick. Don't worry.
I'm the boys. Fastest.
OK. Cues are fast. Remember.
I'm going to get a capo probably they made it easier this this um or just now they made
it easier to get capo in general they made it easier in general
I don't need anything.
I don't know what I'm just saying.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Alright, you think I could survive a fucking raid, guys?
Or an 0 for 2 right now.
We're fucking 0 for 2.
the season last there's a countdown I think it this one's 125 days it says
Carmen thanks for two months
well frags is a back
son
good set 125 days
you can't unlock crates for the knife nope
we eat some type of extra for us for 35 months
five months. It has to be gifted subs or something. It has to be like additional subs to channels.
It's up to five different people. You could gift five, but it has to be additional.
Oh my god, where are you in? Yeah, I told you, it's fast as fuck. There you go. Thank you.
Oh, thank you for five gifted subs. Thank you very much for that. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, sir. All right. Thank you very much. Let's fucking get it. I'm ready. I'm
I'm not loading my mags.
OK, besides that part.
Besides that part.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, I'm actually empty.
How empty?
They were empty.
You know, shooting.
Fucking crackheads with it.
I don't have prodigy, my skills are doing fine.
Very glad I didn't take Hercules, I said that shit was bait.
I still stand by that.
I'm very happy with my perk selection, but I picked quite well.
but I picked quite well.
I've had a Hercules and my stats wouldn't be much higher.
I already have level seven strength.
And my endurance is two, but it's effectively way higher
because I have increased stamina and stuff
for my other perk selection.
So I would be, I don't know,
10 levels higher strength, maybe.
And I probably have better endurance at the moment.
Are you going up?
Yeah, what's up?
Like, why don't we go to, I gotta go to Pier.
Oh
You have to get that again fuck. Oh my god, you got me. Holy shit
Oh, got me
Gifted subs. Thank you so much
Holy shit. That's a lot. Thank you, sir honor. Thank you for the problem. We could
Thank you, bro fucking huge
huge
thank you
yeah
scope is this the March F1 scope
I honestly don't like it
you can't see what the fuck you're aiming at with it
like my reticle blocks his entire head
it's kind of dog shit
it's not a good scope
I do, plus it's
maybe
I already got a leg.
I already got a leg.
I'm not any long I don't know.
the
get the hell out of here now
yes sir
get the hell out of here
yes sir
oh my god
Sally, thanks for doing the scrubs, thanks for the prime.
I've heard any shots.
Don't know if I like that or not.
Some of your respirators.
Is there a respirator on?
Oh, no.
So deep up.
Oh, he does.
I thought he did, yeah.
Looks like he did.
That one.
Nice.
Respirator!
So, I have a little black division, John.
I don't know where to go next.
Scrubs.
Oh, no.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Remember drops from now. I'm yet scrubs. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you so much, bro
Thank you
Run an hour and 17 minutes
Thank you sco busy JVC, thank you for the subs guys fellas
I was fucking zoomin' dude.
You know, like, in the scope, I don't like it.
Oh my god, my game just...
My offer of DVL has expired and it froze my fucking game.
Weather station, you heard hella?
But the scope is ass.
You can't fucking see anything, but you're shooting at it completely covers in your target
And you can't see anything with a look it's so distracting
I wish I had another scope but this is all I got and no scope is better, the shitties
better than no scope. I did not complete the chord breach one quest yet. I don't know how to do it, to be honest.
I'd be able to do it this raid if we have to go to Lord to Customs extract
I don't know how to do it.
Oh, it's in his extract.
Perfect.
Oh, nice.
My guy is going to get so...
I'm gonna barb his.
I'm gonna barb.
Yep, I had it soon.
I keep getting it this way, but I don't know why.
How am I getting it?
Who can finally get it?
She helped.
Yep.
What is this key? I purchased this in Quesquilla.
E306.
That's a Quesquilla, yeah.
I'll call it Booner, then give it a sub.
Another treatment storage key.
I'm gonna leave that.
Keep it like I'll take.
Aaron, car trunk key.
Matches.
Matches though, hula hand.
all
all
all
all
all right
good work
tag your thing
yep
I don't know what the lucky perk does
still have no idea
let's get the fuck out of here
still have no idea
Yeah, wait, this isn't the extract.
What?
That's what it is, the pier.
It's weird.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How did they move there?
Lighthouse could have been worse.
I don't know, I haven't been to the lighthouse.
Seven years.
I mean, there's a fucking green smoke there.
I don't know.
I don't know, I haven't been to the lighthouse.
Seven years.
I mean, there's a fucking green smoke there, I don't know.
How long can you go?
All the way to the...
I saw people said a lot of things about the Lucky Perk, I don't know, it's really what's not.
I don't think anybody actually knows what it does.
I don't think anybody actually knows.
I'm gonna like dig the mind and the shit down and figure it out
Body will figure out would help burn the Zaza you hear that
I don't know. I have no clue.
Turn in the thing for a peacekeeper.
Yeah, I did. I need one more syringe.
That's not important.
Quest doesn't give you shit.
Didn't get anything after that for a peacekeeper.
Same.
I'm 88 ones.
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't remember people's names to be honest.
I'm sure there is a good one.
I just can't think of it right now.
of
the
of
the
It's like 216 or 219. I want to say I have 216 it was 216
Yeah, oh shit. Okay. I need to found it right fuel tank still
You got all those
Yeah, I got my last one last night
Damn
Don't have one
this. Yeah, we have to reserve. I'm a craft fuel. 30 minutes, I'll be done with that.
So let's get the generators. It's 219. Don't they connect though? I'm pretty sure they
connect. Oh, it's 220 or 219. So we don't have it. So yeah, back out.
double check double check.
To 19 and to 20.
I'm going to get one on bug.
Oh, am I screaming today?
A long time until I'm too tired to go on, basically.
All right.
So what do we have to do?
So to 19 and to 20.
Yeah, is it on the market?
It is not.
No.
Nope.
The keys are so expensive, by the way.
Oh, yeah, they're insane the door
We have lighthouse shit
We have lighthouse shit. We also have a lot of reserve. Yeah, but I don't know Red Rebel
I'd rather not go to reserve without a red riddle
Well, we can hit mark to get a red rebel and streets and do streets tasks
Oh, actually, do we do all of our streets that's now there's a few more.
I do that.
I mean, what's the chance of get to red rebels, though?
I mean, I have how many uses left?
I got seven uses left.
We can only really do two streets cross with the keys.
We need the Concordia security key.
I
Just 400k
Yeah, all right, I'll buy that what about I guess I could sell it after
I need a pineapple 215 key is 700k you guys resell them, bro. He's by Marie so are you crazy
easy. What do you mean? You just buy or resell it? If someone is up to that quest that needs to buy it.
Hell yeah. This should even work towards.
I think that's the right key. Sounds all right. Oh, it's gone.
That's awful the market
Well, if you want a red rebel, I mean that's like
Yeah, I mean, okay wait there's an x-ray key spawn right? Yeah
So we can get the smartphone
I need to audio file. Yeah the smartphone
Surveillance of the key for pets won't need it audio file. Let's go
Alrighty
Two straight thing did we go?
No made prior games abandoned
Very so I think I should break the Jilla helmet on if you want me to do that because they're only in scab city, bro
Like scab city I think I should have us
Let's go for streets. Performance is actually, well, not everywhere on the map, but in a
lot of places on the streets, it's definitely better. They did optimizations, they said.
I feel like it's somewhat noticeable. Somewhat noticeable.
I got a red rubble last week really early from I think Parmesan. Yeah, but this wipe I haven't I haven't even seen partisan this way.
Mark.
Irving, thanks for the prime, try this thing, give it a prime.
Is it OLED? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I've been using one for a while.
They're all different, though. OLED monitors are not at all the same as other OLED monitors.
They are all very, very, very different. Some of them suck, honestly. I had one that I hated.
So be careful what you buy.
Codes not working people are saying you might have to update your launcher, doesn't get
a new version of the launcher.
My launcher doesn't accept the codes either.
I
Probably worse
Oh
Yep, it's Concordia security here. Yep. Is it that real quick?
Hit that grab little file thingy
Yeah, I'm gonna ask over here. I thought they were sawed. Yeah, it did shit real quick. Hello
Anybody home
You what the fuck is that it's what what is going on here, that's what I see this I don't see anything. I'm gonna safe
Do you not see what's going on right here on this door?
Oh, what the fuck?
The hell is that?
I don't know what that is.
The air conditioning guy bought it by stuff a little bit.
Oh, that's the A.P. right there.
In the pizza box.
Right there, right there.
of
the
Oh, okay, that's all you I'm gonna keep going forward because I want to see if there's anybody over here
Make sure we are good to go
Every time I've been to an ambulance, I do not see the smartphone thing
Yeah, it's a car after so oh
You're right you do have to take car wall. I'm gonna change that actually
That shit's like giga rare dude. I'm all checkers and blamps
Oh, you're all about there already. Yeah, I'm sure this ambulance
I think it is ambulance
this was getting shot by Snephyr Scav at a
post, alright let me go grab a relax key and go see if x-rays up
yup
down
or something something's next to me and baby outside
I'm a driller feel up on me oh oh he has a pkp and I think he's a rage eater
oh yeah he's a he has a penis helmet with a pkp and he is the head top me
I shall be the big of me might be rejacking are you I'm inside the X-ray building to your right
upstairs in the X-ray building there's two of them
he has probably pretty good at no he was naked had no armor on oh he might be
be a silly sauce
oh I guess I'm gonna die then
there's two of them
oh yeah he's yeah yeah he's rage shooting
yep yep I don't know I think he got I think he has a pretty good shot
yep that guy is just raging I don't know about that
I think he's just a natural 91
that's the end be one seven hours of this guy is raging this dude is just holy fuck
that's fun yeah that was chill that's fun that was super chill that's cool there goes
all my shit yeah that was yeah that's a good way to lose all my good stuff yeah that was
really cool. Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the fucking Tagila mask right there.
That was super sick.
That was awesome.
Like awesome.
That was fucking cool, dude.
I like that.
Thank you for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well,
yeah, I have a Tagila mask I can use.
that's what I'm using
that guy, that was the first like rage
rage that I've seen
he was not hiding it
no, no, no
I literally peaked and instantied, I was like jiggle peaked and I was like oh okay well
yeah, no that guy is just
that guy is omega trigger bot
Oh mega. He's bouncing on it.
Me, 7.
Did I had so much BP ammo and shit on me?
What a fucking bitch.
I know, dude.
Fuck that guy.
Let's chill.
You're not picking a cut.
He's getting the early deaths out of the way like you said, right?
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Insane.
Wow.
Make another right now.
Oh, this is where the money starts to go fast.
I mean, that keeps happening.
Yeah, this is where it goes.
I mean, I've died like every fucking right already.
Oh, we could buy JSP.
Yes, that's ass.
It's, I mean, it's, it's all a three high pen.
I don't know, it's not bad.
You know, it also is use of sonic in the shoe face,
which is also not too bad.
I don't know.
An elephant.
I
Those streets is gonna be a fun time
I don't know why streets is always the map like that that shit happens
Yeah, I don't know why and all it's like this short of them and reserve honestly, so every map
Every map is just like
So every fucking like very early on yes, it's streets for some reason
Streets is like the map where like these guys just love
Shining off their dildo chairs. I don't know. It's there's polish in their goddamn but plugs. I don't know what the fuck they're doing
Fuck these guys though. Whatever dude. Let's get back in there. I got it in the bathroom
I think we're going to have a
a
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I'm back.
All right, no more dying.
These have been most unfortunate occurrences.
Let's think about it for a second.
That guy, he deserved that loop.
We didn't need that.
which is our temporary loot, but you know what I'm saying?
He deserves it.
He earned it, shit, whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like shit, his eyes lit up when he saw that shit.
He's like, you know what?
I ain't hiding this shit no more.
He said it.
All righty, oh more that
All right, well, let's go to point with I don't I don't have the key never mind. Let's go
Audio file
audio file and then security room yes sir also actually keep me but they
check I don't want I don't want to go back over there
well I mean that was a freak accident
How'd you say
Freak accident not really an accident, but he wasn't
He meant to fucking piss on me like that
That was more locked than I'll ever be
I'll never be as good as that guy. Yeah, I know you guys different guys with 20 push-ups per rate
I think you're a lot faster than me cuz the MP7
I was out of you in general so fucking 34 kgs
25
There's 20. Oh, I'm just the armor. I've a defender armor on to I'm having a shit. I got a
You got the key shots towards corner store and shit
Yeah
I
Mean shit, dude, we could peak that from here. Yeah, we should be killing these guys
If we can while they're fighting
I was about to be seven so
Let's see. I'm the scope. Me neither. I don't have a scope. Oh, I see him
Hey, they want to its construction
Probably inside corner
No, I think they're fighting construction
You could maybe like whenever it's fine. Let's go do a task. Okay. I kind of do want a third party that though
Yeah, but
We're gonna have to run down the street. I feel like it's just a bad idea
I don't know
I think so it's in check too
I said we're gonna wear that shit. Yeah
Both of them all kill each other and then if we run into somebody we'll be clean up.
Who knows, maybe it's like I'm from last raid again.
Ah, there's no way that guy's not that quick.
His brain really can't process what to do. He has the AI playing for him.
Oh, oh my god. Oh, you can grab it. You can grab it. You got an angle.
Got it. Yeah, like move your camera. Oh, yeah, I got it. Easy. Easy. Easy money.
the
best I know
a lot of fucking
gunshots right now
I know because of what about this sweaty game was dude
that's arranged in this med bag
well thank you, I got one in here, it's okay
To
Okay, so we could do we go ahead banning abandon real quick
Go to like
Security just capable of Kaboosie Palace
Well everything we should go slow go and throw us there's a lot of people here
You know, I agree. This was like we go to get hit this and then like God is walking out towards like backside lexems or something
It's up Zerlach. Oh to our right. I keep hearing this fucking all guy. Yeah
Yeah.
This guy just yapping in.
What?
CX?
He's walking out, walking out.
Up, up, up.
Get out, walking out.
Hehehe.
He's coughing.
It's coughing.
Yeah.
Was that a scam?
It's fake.
It is.
Is he inside?
He might be inside.
Shoot the scaven and then you're out.
to scaven and you're right in yeah I think so I think he's inside I'm a I'm a I'm a dummy key
might be inside careful up here you're gonna have a decent amount too because you got stacks but
I'll be right back.
Maybe under us.
Where I relax.
I relax.
That'll be right.
Shut the scab.
That's the scab killed him.
We only heard like one shot.
That'll be crazy.
this guy I've killed him.
He's not looted.
Dead body here.
He's a player.
He's a player.
He's a player.
He's a player.
He's one.
I mean, I don't think he has a TXF team though.
There's a dead player here as well though.
I'm looking to the gate to heaven.
I think I might have a TX actually.
Where'd you go this guy?
Out here towards the building.
Yeah, Shrees is popping, dude.
Yeah.
So many players.
Yeah.
I got ya.
Slammed.
Yeah, this is TX.
That's on?
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, yeah. Just take the whole gun.
There, and I'm far behind us. I was like, find wood.
that the code
yeah yeah
we
looks kinda geared this guy probably killed him
he looks he's level 24 dude
What the fuck?
Look at the Bastion.
Look at the Bastion Slam.
What the hell?
Look who, A.P.
B.P. 55A1.
B.S.
What?
55A1.
What?
What?
Well, he has Comtac six holes.
I think he might have a...
What's the code key?
What do you buy?
What key?
Holy...
This guy has a lot of stuff.
I think he has a...
M.V.D.
I
Probably
Street tax once per a buddy. No those ones for a week. Yeah, I'd like to my stash you want this
Sure
They go
I
Alright, let's go like around
Well, we could just extract we're right here at house to come back. I say we come back
Wait, you got the helmet as well
27 months
Request for you right now take it
Skaps come
Quick and easy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Finally a W dead holy moly
Well when I don't have fucking you know anybody and the NMO fucker
I'm anybody Andy Jeff 40 minutes until the drops go live
40 minutes
And yeah, do what time the drops start Eastern. I don't know. Maybe it's in the title. Maybe it's in the pin comment
Maybe to the link that's in the pin
man, I don't know we're gonna be
Where could it be
I'll be right back.
Tomorrow.
My noodles eat my noodles yo goat yo yo turning that thing noodles for breakfast
okay I need a one's Brian had a cat no we need two roosters to I thought I had
Horses, yeah, a lot of that shit. Oh, a TVL mag.
Golden Rooster horse, Brass figurine.
Holy moly. OK, we relax a lot.
If you can, we need to find some street keys, low key, too.
I haven't found a single black rock.
Enjoy the.
Shallow guards, shallow guards.
Yeah, but I still have.
Wait, you need a block.
What do you need a black rock for?
So it was there. That's for 52 months.
Check, I need to call. I still need a fucking pilgrim.
And a cab went out.
I'm sure now posts.
Upgraded my upgrade this.
This is so nice.
Did I stop? I need to get level three therapists.
You have a level three therapist.
No, but we're close.
Yeah, let me one quest, but all these costs suck.
But we get the chemical chemical container, grunt zero.
Let's see.
It's a seven months.
Yeah, we couldn't do that.
No, we did this.
They went to stash it on streets.
We can also do quality standard.
What's that?
Go lives and grab the Lennox, the red Lennox.
Oh, I need a lab's key card, though.
Do you don't have any?
Well, I was turning them in for the quest for Yeager's.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
Well, we can.
We'll have to do Tarkov, butcher, grab it,
and then come back to streets.
Don't we need to do something here as well on Ground Zero?
There's like a kill scan of extra positive hard edition.
Okay, the claim or mine.
Uh, locate the senior manager's car on ground zero as well.
Senior manager's car.
That's good.
I don't think you're also into the claim or like the middle building.
Yeah, the claim or claim or container car.
What we got to do.
All right.
How's that?
Then forget it with the stash this shit on the streets.
So I'm just double checking on my quests.
I think that's all right.
Make sure you stop picking up half masks, too.
Yeah.
All right, hold on.
I think I turned in two of them.
You like to take your bathroom home.
Boom, got a leddie.
One.
This, this, this, this, this, this,
I have to use the restroom again.
I think that little small piece of rice
I don't know if it fucked me up.
That's not good.
Uh-huh.
Alright.
Buy some granatas.
Bye.
They're granatas.
Molson, they give you the prime, sir.
Promo codes.
This game doesn't have any promo codes.
not for streamers I wish man I wish I wish we had like a youth code fucking
Tony's pizza for 10% off Tarkov but there is none there is none third allergy
rat poison rat and I rap well rat cola rat cola rat cola seven months of great
content mistake. Thanks for eight months.
One beer back.
Dnags. Thanks for the prime.
Lessons that you taught me.
Mm-mm. They're Genji today? Maybe later. She's not up. I don't think she's awake. I don't think so.
We're talking about getting on early this morning when we were playing last night and she said,
yeah, you have fun with that. I'll be sleeping.
Ops until the 12th?
Oh, 17.
Yeah, good call.
Fixed it.
It's because it's 12 days, not the 12th.
It's 12 days of drops not August 12th and on the 17th 12 days of drops miss yeah yeah
Yeah.
All right, we got to go to the car, grab the little diary,
we got to go to the Moodle building,
and then we have to grab the syringe on the ground.
Yep.
All right, we got a mission.
Easy.
16, let's go.
Ah, thank you, bro.
or something so careful
Leo, thank you so much Nelson. Thank you for five gifted subs
Thank you very very much Nelson. Thank you sir
the fucking gamers are on this early bro
the people on this earlier are the fucking
losers
yeah I'm a fucking loser what do you mean
I'm not up to like 5am to play Dark of
yeah I'm fucking green that's cringe as fuck dude
I'm the most cringe I'm cringier than you I'm the most cringe
well yeah I think all these guys have been up all night
Yeah, yeah, that's why we said a level 25
Okay, we're both
I thought dude literally I thought you were fucking shooting. I was so confused
used. Dude, no, I thought you were shooting. No, I was. Yeah, I was not. No.
For what? I thought you were fucking shooting and I didn't want to get in your
way. And then I was just waiting for this guy.
You literally sound like you were shooting. I don't know.
That was really weird.
That MP7 was so loud, too.
I was like, what am I dying to?
What the fuck? Oh, I got an AK-12 and a fucking goon's rig.
AK-12 acquired.
Rowning on the guys is shitty. Rowning is something good.
and
I should glad that guy shot at us earlier because I knew to
like expect them to peak
I think this is his deal. Yes, it's got to be. They're right next to each other.
by the mother car that we're going to ask so mind fucking holy shit
yet they definitely fucked with the audio and it's weird
yet i mean it's like better sometimes and then and then some of it's like
running
insert rates all you
all the other
Yeah, of course you'd be a kuma van blood fallen. Thank you for five gifted subs
Thank you very very much behoboth that they were 14 months
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you that we have 29 minutes until derapses
Free and paid drops
This guy side plates for me
Support this is seven months
That the back on that
I know I'm telling you early dude who the fuck is up this early playing video games on a Wednesday
goddamn gamers
Where's this thing?
On the dash.
Oh.
Let's go on the ground.
On the dash, grab the chemical.
Unemployed? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Unemployed.
Like me.
The nerds.
The unemployed gamer hours.
and
Did I'm already level 8 strength imagine taking the park to get 15
Yeah, no, how do you eat?
I'm a signal. What's your endurance?
To
Think of us this guy
silly little hand is doing gibgers
by and shit from the traders is like actually
how expensive
I'm already crafting it. Yeah, but even just like the
Like all just the hot like even just traders and guns and everything and very very expensive
There's nothing is a bad thing no where you going
I mean, you're at the mind of here. Oh, that's right.
I forgot about that. Yeah. Oh, that's in the hand.
Parks, exclamation mark modifiers for the parks that I took.
You live what you learn.
Don't want to learn now.
Don't drop my shit son. He's just fixing up my whole body cuz I gotta fuck to be up
We can live up here real quick there's a bunch of boxes some tech shit
it. Drop my bag at the bottom of the steps. I'll clear up here, then. We're taking broken
container. Yeah, I think I picked pretty best in slot modifiers, to be honest. Except the
scav tax or the shrew tax one. That hasn't really done a fucking thing at all, but I
I also didn't have another point.
I feel like I'm glad I took the Lucky Park.
Those were kind of just a gamble
cause we didn't know what the hell they did.
We wanted to see.
It's a lucky perk dude. No fucking idea. No idea. Nobody knows what it does.
Nobody knows what it does. Makes you lucky. Makes you lucky. Makes you lucky.
What more could you want to know?
Do I need more flash drives?
Maybe. It used to be that you needed to remember it was like a 2 at first then 3.
No.
So maybe.
I'll grab it.
That's to be a green flare.
Loot's already determined when you load in. Yeah, the lucky perk doesn't have to do with the loot.
I think it has to do with like weapon malfunctions and stuff like that.
Here's some of that STEEZ. Thank you very, very much. Can you prestige on STEEZ? Well, I don't think so.
Don't think you can.
I just shot.
Yeah, I think it's, I think it's if there's a percent chance of something happening, you have a better chance of it happening. I think that's what.
I say we go ahead and get that out of here.
Agreed.
of
Yeah. Welcome to my life.
This is for paying the order of Tony.
Sky. Welcome to my life.
Many months. Thank you.
Thank you.
Utility.
Some tirades.
Are you doing?
You're going to AC on?
How does it?
A little factured life.
Run into the ground zero.
I know I'm a Tagila mask.
Nah, this, I'm telling you, this wipe is very fast, like, the progression is super fast, like.
Hell yeah.
Super fast.
What was?
Yeah, scab.
Thank.
That egg may be super heavy.
the leg I don't know she's heavy did it's like we like five miles yeah she's
fucking massive Oscar check not their master just run around goddamn ground zero
the streets laying eggs
and
But they're twisting his nips.
Hey, he's having a good time.
That dropped him 20 minutes.
He's crazy.
Liam Vidalgo whisky still too late.
He's really good at himself.
One of the minutes.
Enjoy.
Thanks for 16 months.
I got Flare.
Who is she doing?
There's a guaranteed flare here.
The body.
Oh my god!
God fucking dammit.
I'll shoot the flare.
Got that.
I'll see him.
Yeah, where he's at.
Get around.
So he just gives us vicious backshots and then fucks off?
Yep, he didn't get the kill, he got scaring you left, but I'm getting out of there before fucking Nape lands on my head or some bullshit.
Fuck that shit, dude.
Yeah, you know it's coming.
You know it's coming.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, this guy's gonna have the Nape plop right on my head.
You're good.
Thank you.
I think it's a
station. Where is the
station? It's an MVD.
It's an MVD, right?
I would have to guess it's MVD. That sounds about right.
I
woke up to a new small patch. Any idea on what
and read no idea. Probably minor bug fixes and things of the sort.
Probably just minor things, you know.
Minor, minor things.
So, Screets.
It would appear. So, all right.
We have to go to security as well. If we do, yeah,
a security dog.
We do make it there.
That's security dog.
The tape is money.
How much like 200 K, bro?
Oh, you sell that for sure.
I mean, I think right now you just sell everything until you need it for hideout.
just buy it. Just keep selling shit. All right. Let me see what let me see what I am on my last
this feels uncrafting.
Any green flare?
Oh my god, any WD-40 is a hundred and eight.
Dude, everything is insane prices.
I'm assuming MVD is the police station, right?
right there's no one's like I'm that's not a Russian for a police station
but is it a crate?
Oh my foot's here hold on.
Beer right by the way, water? I don't know, whatever, beer right?
you
I'm not sure if I'm going to get a job or not.
I think I'm going to get a job.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get a job or not.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get a job.
Park stream let's school of muses
Hockey
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
I love doing this.
All right, we got to go to the M.B.D., I think so.
Yeah, what else is the police station?
I don't know.
Yeah, that's got to be a.
And careful, this one's up here.
I see we go up here to the left.
Yeah, check this ambulance, though.
up here this ambulance
I'm telling you dude, there's a spot, do you think I'm fooling?
there's just like eight there's like eight fucking ambulance so
Yeah, I feel like it's actually still a chance spot even with eight
Twitch drones and sushi boy and John minor. Thank you for all the subs
It's our breakfast. I had some chick-fil-a
I don't know. I don't know what else to do at this hour of the morn
I guess it's not still early.
It's still early.
It's not as early as it was, but it's still early.
He ducked.
Okay, we're gonna be safe.
I was gonna say we go through.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we go under until, okay.
I feel like we should go to the mall because of Colossi's there.
Nope.
You're under into Pinewood.
Yes.
Check the lay sauce, Texas hot combo.
Hold on, Comrade Duffel.
Check the lay sauce and Texas pee.
Do you need a pee and missile?
Yes.
There you go.
I think I got both of them on already.
We got the PMT as well?
Oh no you don't wait don't you see one or you need two?
Yeah you might need two. Wait you usually need two so drop two.
MP5 is going crazy down there.
I think my cow wants food.
Well, tell him to get his own.
Tell him to get his own.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, he's dead.
Nice.
What the fuck?
That was so easy.
Nice job.
Come on, come on, loot that guy.
Wait, look big?
Yeah, kinda.
We'll do later.
task for this can come back. Oh, whoa.
Well, I was there.
That's.
We're going like under this way towards the VD.
I'm down. Yeah, I guess so.
What other way?
Shall I say, Bert, I float there.
I feel like I'm on a cloud right now.
So I used the door
We use the fucking door oh that command is out baby my cat's for now holy shit
I swear they made windows more for 33 months careful
Let's take our river body. Oh
The river the river body was bad right now. Yeah
I've heard myself a lot this way
It's triple to your luck up here
Just a shot of result of a hey, it's awesome. It hit behind
But yeah, it hit the fucking truck in front of me. That was so weird
Yeah, I don't know I think it's from the naive, but it like oh wait place right here
What the fuck?
It says right here. Yeah
What the fuck was that? I don't know
that mine minutes I go afk real quick and feed this guy I think he's behind us
behind us and not quite that you can go you can go well I'm not gonna
just run through a lot of things you just go afk and send this fucking right now I'm gonna do it right now
just he's starving Tony I'll go have a game of crepe what's that
I'll protect, I'll protect, I'll be right back on.
I'll protect.
Oh fuck it Tony's gonna let this cat starve dude, for the grinds sake.
It's y'all fucking sick, man, right now, dude?
Shit, look at that shit, see me, though?
Shit, watch this shit, watch this shit.
I'll tell you.
Get up, cunt!
Yeah, I knew this guy was going to be a playboy.
I knew this guy was gonna be a pussy when he pushed him.
I knew it, dude.
I knew it.
I'd be scared of me too.
Understandable.
Dude, honestly, tell me these less saber be free.
Let them roam in the wild.
Catch some rats, some squirrels.
All right, I'm back.
That was good.
Now you're welcome back.
to do don't worry
uh no what we go ahead abandoned
we've crashed like damage kind of afar it's no matter what we're gonna do uh
security
again everything the plane yeah you're all good dad
Chad, we have six minutes until the drops is.
Six, some minutes, six, some minutes.
I think I got the breathing bug.
I don't even know how. Nice.
Yeah, it just fucking happens. I don't know.
You had a little hot thing, the hot thing, the hot thing, the hot thing.
I can't see him.
I just started shooting a fucking plastic bag through the wood.
Yeah, at the hot. I need it. I need it.
Yeah, you got the job. Oh, you got to start in the building over here.
Well, building on the left. Down the left. Okay.
We want to cross and relax.
Did I need to get a wooden gun? No, you're not even sure for sure.
blocks. I'm going to use it right now. Right. Eight fifty six. Kill that guy. I was having
my thing on the mowson. Yeah, he just shot me in the green flare. Like what the fuck?
He saw us in the rain. He said, Holy shit. I don't want to get out of here. Why, dude,
is that I'm gonna abandon every retro for that key no hands thank you for the
gifted sub hands head on since we're 11 months glass your glass I think it's the
I thought I saw glass where it was relaxed.
He's inside.
I think he was in that building across from the wax.
How long do you hear glass from here?
I broke glass something to the right too by Panama.
I've seen an advocacy for five months.
Oh
And I'm 60 Aaron DeMere
Thank you very much, thank you
Thank you Chad, we got three minutes until drops what?
Green one key card. Oh
Oh, sure, you already have one. Yeah, I'll take that.
Those are got three minutes. It's a little wet now. Thank you. That's okay. It's a little
wet. I like soggy key cards. Delicious. They're the best. All soft.
two minutes
we have T minus two minutes until the drops is
kicking ass today
you should have seen our first raids
we got fucking rage hacked on before
it's our extract
down this house or crash site
we gotta go far
yeah let's go far so we get the security room key
I think I hear this guy on the left.
I don't know what that was.
What the fuck is he?
I don't know. I think in the doorway.
Chat.
Man, it's...
I don't know what that is.
I think he sounded closer.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where he was from.
I think in the...
Oh, he's up top.
Yeah, but that's a different guy, I think.
We pushing these guys in.
No.
I'm just looking.
I don't think he knows there's two of us.
I mean, if you don't want to fight him, I was going to go push him, but...
Because I have to get a mask.
Yeah, I think there's two
One minute
Sigma mode
Yeah, I get the neurons active actually. Oh, yeah, I gotta wake up and start freaking out
That's what I'm trying to do. I was trying to get in there. I'll respect your opinion
I'll respect your choices and what you want to do
9 a.m. Before you start getting crazy make sure it says drops active in the top of the chat
But they should be live now just double check before you go crazy
the pay drops and
Page off and free drops should be active now
They are live
Oh my god, oh, oh, oh my god, okay, well drops from my side might be busy for a bit
Oh my god, that's all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah guys. I can't even that's insane
Thank you for all the fucking good subs everybody. Thank you very fucking much. I I can't read all that
That's like not even I can't even read it if you're a gift exhaust
Thank you very very very very very much
Thank you very very very much. I might be alerts too because that's gonna get fucking crazy
Peace out
Okay, oh
Oh, I think I shot him in between your legs
Guys, holy fucking subs. Thank you. Does shoot your pinar. I
Think you did that shoot him through your pinar. I think so
Fuck
fucking subs yeah I muted alerts cuz that's just I mean that's just insane
that's ridiculous I oh my god guys oh my fucking god oh my fucking god guys
Thank you
Holy shit
Holy shit
Right
It's got
And again, yeah, there's a lot of things happening right now. Yeah. Yeah, I know
A lot of shit going on
Yeah, what?
Yeah, I say we get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I know but he's like
Yeah
Let's let's go damage house. Let's just reset reset
Oh, yeah, but I don't like that guy
He's far guys, thank you so much for all the subs everybody gift and subs. Thank you tremendously
Thank you tremendously
is fucking shooting at me bro okay
we do a 180 turn around well now I'm
already crossed I'm not running back
across okay oh my god fuck dude I don't
know just keep running just keep I don't
know if that guy's real dude yeah we
just send it to the crash site my man
send it to crash site I don't want to
get shot in the back of the fucking head
but yeah I don't think this guy's real
fuck the security yeah there's a lot of not real gamers on this map did I yeah
you're not wrong are you straddling us though
they fighting these kind of scabs maybe we could hit security real quick okay
Let's do it so we don't have to come back.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my god.
OK, maybe not.
Yeah, yeah, but how long we can grab it?
That's over here.
Oh, hey, Tony.
Phone's over here, I think.
Yeah, phone's right here.
Phone's right here.
Back, back.
Yep, got it.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here.
Guys, thank you so much for the subs.
They're ridiculous.
Yeah, fuck it.
It's just down here.
ridiculous guys thank you so much holy fuck
these guys are getting closer wait
Concordia I think careful oh fuck these are getting close oh fuck
We have to extract from the car? Yeah, I know, we guys have to check, it's right on the PC.
Don't hurry.
I got to double check if they changed the cluster or not.
But normally you have to extract from the car.
You don't have to do it same rate at least but we might have to come back and take the
car extract at some point.
Holy moly man, there's a lot going on, there's a lot going on, a lot going on.
Holy shit boys, thank you.
I
Okay, I don't need to kill the damn thing that read
I
Haircut today, I don't get a haircut today
I haircut the other day not today though. I
Got so
Oh, wait, I think we finished that question just had to extract with it.
Oh, I never mind.
Nope.
Colleagues, we got charity.
in adrenaline injectors. Lost contact. Serve 12 kit. Serve 12 kit. I'm gonna try to blast
through some of the subs because that's just fucking crazy. This is just fucking crazy.
I'm going to try to blast through and thank as many people as possible.
While we're out of that raid.
Twenty one.
And so the security key as well.
Holy moly, all right.
Oh, my God, I don't even know.
Alton Dennis magic lack of royal falsity Andrew princess Alan Danny turbo crimson advocates saw John
DSP Leo Pickle Rock came being a runbo Tony Bologna Apple Rage milky pitocci bird Phoenix name
I can't read and Chinese or something bushy McSchnell
Yaks milk. Oh my god, dude snipes want to know control death by snusu
W name bettin Katahannes ace ranger confusion beautiful cheesy redwood the clown you get
us to sequoia confession got 11 silly goose thank you for 10 gifted holy shit there an
extra five on the top thank you there's a lot of shit going on yes sir yes yeah yeah
what do you I can't get I can't I'm trying to run out of breath leaves black magic
Champion goes dead max like a 10 get you get a car you get a car you get a fucking old bro
Oh my god, I'm not in this plane. Thank you guys
Holy shit, where should we go? Oh, I guess we go back for the vehicle extract, right?
Uh, do we have to?
Yep
Yeah, we have colleagues.
Oh, we got a lot of colleagues, okay.
Yeah, it gave us a bunch.
Wait, I got an achievement.
We have charity, we have colleagues, locate the groups,
both Kandai Lashin, Norwegians,
like those is Amigo, competition, sleepless, royal,
one eye, a sea, Nershi, Josh, and Telyasso, Gunners.
Oh my subs, guys, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to try as much as I can, but thank you so much.
I'm going to try.
Hold it, Mola.
Oh, Mola.
Game update.
Another game update.
Is there a game update?
No, my baby.
I'm a truck.
I'm going to check updates pepe where as he is Creel's Carosta stick, Miggy Raptie, Captain
Royal, Shirazas, Lissarelli, Hollywood, Redbeard, Alien, Dante, Gab.
Good to go anonymous.
Tawam.
Thank you for the subs guys.
There is a game update.
I
Want to lose my voice
Rictal Slyverin phobia skavowski irony. Oh my god. Thank you
Guys this is guys this is this is gross gross guys
gross this is fucking gross guys thank you so much only fucking subs what the
fuck man holy shit salt second Steve play it's
It's chinglish large seed big Q
Oh
Not show Adidas. Thank you guys
Well, hey
All right, so what we decided to do holy level 30 I trained
Yeah, well, yeah, I'm therapist three now
Yeah, but we may as well go back and try and finish this quest
We're actually into therapists. Yeah. Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay.
Bring some moolah. Bring some moolah. I got my moolah.
Hey, me, Thamry, Young, Piglet, Sneeze, Legacy, Dubs. Thank you for the subs.
Jadina, thank you for the subs.
They're buying something, I'll have to thank them.
They're choosing to buy it from me.
Over anywhere else on the planet.
They've chosen me.
I feel like they're little green alien people
from Toy Story and the claw machine.
The chat has chosen.
You will give us drops.
The Claw has chosen.
Oh, but Sam said his bullets, Hong San O, propane, gats, unturned, shadow, ronichrism,
pickle, rararu, I could put a subs.
The Claw has chosen.
Task items, you can't turn in the phone.
Wait, do I turn it on or turn it in?
No, you don't turn it on.
You have to extract from streets with the damn thing.
I was hoping they would have changed this class, but they didn't.
Mr. Sauce, bearded, kush, Joe, Images, Moxie, Aussie, think of it as subs.
Big Shen, think of it as five gifted.
Oh
The working hard drive. Oh, dude, you're so chat. You're so smart. You're so smart. You're so fucking smart you guys are
So fucking smart. I forgot we even did this. Thank you
Gigabrain chatters
Gigafucking brain no way saved my life right there already sold that key
But you turn in that hard drive that we picked up
All bear Ryan Gossink the bath bank axano and nello bad legs APT smug sharp lemon haze
purples thank you run out of breath over here holy fuck you're noam thank you for the fuck
get to verto music Dean thank you guys what are you turning into a mechanic mechanic
record thank you for the five gifted holy fuck yummy thank you for the five gifted
sky marshmallow and caudelli thank you
oh we who we who is thank you small pants that operator thank you i love you thank you
thank you cap sky thank you nico thank you bait i was giving my back as
is. Wait, by the way, then he goes. Thank you. Five gifted. What? We don't put this
in our inventory. This GPS, Osaka, spicy, Davey, Frank. Thank you guys. Shock and they
no, no, it just says extractor the car. I don't know. Do I can I put it in my inventory?
I guess. I guess it just says extract. I don't know if you distract with the phone. Ready?
Rich thanks for the sub sugar. I think you're a prime Mike. They can fight gift there
They can Frank for the back into the betrayed
You can stash it. Okay. Shalala. Thank you Reggie
I have to have it on me. That's what I thought
All right streets
Looking for group cola. Thank you for eight months at loading for 11 months pixelate. They were five gifted subs
I
Listen that John
Right thing with a sub Xander thinking with three months Tony, they give her the five gifted
All this
My goodness my goodness freak on shepherd. Thank you for the five gifted each smeezy. They've been a five gifted
Oh the mola
Birdo they've been a five gifted
Scott negative a five gifted
Some more you keep it a five gifted tumble even a five get the code even a sub cyber thing
They were the five gifted, Eric, they were the five gifted, Stormers, they were the five gifted, Rare, they were the five gifted,
Vazucura, they were the Prime Jones, they were the two months.
Or Libetraque, I think they were the five gifted, Ganors, they were the five gifted.
Oh man, did they have to pay for the new season?
No, it's free, XR, they were the five gifted, Christian, they were the five gifted.
They were the five get it dude. Just they were the five gifted card. They were the five get it slow. They were the five get it
Alex they were the five give it don't they even have three years hit. Thanks for the five get to sing where they're gonna five get it
I think everyone on twitch is about to be something this goddamn channel Andy
Gifted go over. Thank you Kimbert. Thank you. Si you jankers in though. They were the five get it anonymous thing
It's mebic David of I get it
Garg rave thing but if I get it car be easy name it if I get it right David is suck
Shwank name it if I get it and whiz name it about get it
Okay, you're a car twin David of I get it. So see David if I get it. Yeah, we'll go abandoned right friendly thing
But a program that might not be looking at my screen very much this row
Many a known right. Thank you very much guys not like they were the five gifted egg
Quaddelli they were the five gifted
It's not like a fucking auctioneer right now
Right, thank you for the gifted
Mac they're gonna find get the Chad they were the fuck it did don't think about it
I'll say the whole thing Fenboy Chad. Thanks for the five get it a funds name it up. I'm getting right
They've been a sub legendary name for 49 months
No, I hear if I get it in a five get another five get it over here and over here go once I go twice
I'm five get it or have five get into a hair five
No, thank you very much. I thought it was
Fatal they were
Be not even about me the prayer they've been about it
And apply you're running are you running okay under under under where?
Pistole
Now they give it on some edges. Thank you for the market to warn. They run you buy good at Benzie pond
They would have a good dartling right here. Let me know. Thank you. What good did
He's screaming. I think it's solo. He's running straight to you, bro
Mr. News thing about get the correct. They even a prime trashes. They were five good in Mexico if I've given
All right, well I got a black card. I got like
By the way, I'm a fucking black one. I got a black key card in injectors case
mod for
Mixed tease they would have a good they teller they were 20 months shading with a sub merose
Jaguar name of the five gifted each, but he had a goddamn car battery
I
Pick up a car batter
No, let's keep them over Matt Bucard is a mess
Thank you for the pop get the chain in my good the small thing if I'm good
We're dead.
Is that a piece of it?
Is it?
Is it?
Oh, no.
No, it's just, he's decent.
Penguin, thank you for the sub.
Motor, thank you for the sub.
Thank you for the 100 bitties.
I can't read that name.
It's another language.
Thank you very much.
Tiger, thank you for the sub.
Demon, thank you for the five.
Gifted.
I fucked him up. I'm hurt. Yeah, right on the corner. Yeah, right on the corner
You don't look usually I hit him a lot of BP though
They went inside he's inside my go top
He's jumping inside
pushing yep I'm up top too
got him he seemed kind of geared oh Dino they're back into bonsai they were
five get to chronic they were the five gifted oh my fucking god elite a I think
about gonna be a G they were back into quixin they were five good yack they
I'm gonna get the kassar thing about good confusion. I'm good. I'm good. That other name
I can't read it. I'm good to grace thing. I'm good to Geo thing. I'm good
Oh
I'm loaded my shit right now
What kind of big
Trallium thing about good to demon thing about good to panda thing with a form on Saturday with a prime
Pretty decent MDR.
Yeah, shut up and put your fucking face.
So it's a two MDR.
What are you actually bossing at, matey?
You're actually lucky.
We're gonna oh, I zeroed both of his shit out.
What the hell?
Both of his plates full zeroed.
Gee, man, everybody.
Did Johnny think about a five gifted ponder
thing of the five gifted king?
Think about a five gifted.
Yeah, that guy's pissed
This guy's man cost thing of the five good the pond and they were negative all Thomas think
Gotcha, don't worry waters think of the five get the floss panda thing with a five gifted
I
Shinak with the subject it's not thing of the vibe good to regardless thing about a five good art and they give it a five good
a voodoo thing of the five good
I got a tango scope
I never let it!
I give it a 5 give to a brother who's been gifted.
I think I left it out in the new stamina too.
I don't know if I get the point, they give it a 5 give to what?
Make us think that it's 9 months.
Styles, I give it a 5 give to...
They give it a 5 give to...
I
Morton David the prime handsy thing for three years devious name for 15 months
I'll David a sub hog ninja David a fucking to blazing David a gifted Trials thing about a five gifted
Are you over by that med crate yeah, yeah
Grump, thank you for the five gifted Clamslam and David of Bitties.
My height, level 35, height training, Overlord, thank you for the five gifted, Ranko, thank
you for the 10 months, Echolus, thank you for the five good attack, thank you for the
five good insanity, thank you for the sub, I'm good.
Drops non-seasonal, they're non-seasonal.
Yeah, I'm gonna farm some drops on season. I think they're only on seasonal exhaust the pay drops the pay drops are everywhere
The free drops are seasonal only they want people to play the seasons
I'll be able to steal goes thing about getting the last scallops thing about a prime
Have a desk on a colon ski
How you doing right there shit and shit oh
Omega line thing with a five with a punk make it a five gift to Jersey they've been a five gifted in the skatonic
They were about good to Alphix thing with a prime line. They were the five good to smart. They give it a
Subjump they've been a prime chat. They were about gifted
Wap corn
Blascoots think of the five gift an anonymous name if I'm good to the AP they were about me to zero thing
Oh my god get me the fuck out of here, brother
Fat Tony they would have five good it
Dragon they would have a good big world thing the subline. They would have a good Alex. Hold on
Hold on. I'm fat. I'm fat shot. I'm a fat shot. I'm a hurry up. You got 50 seconds. I'm a fat shot
But you got this oh my god the generation they might get the truth they might get the elite thing with a sub
Big boy, thank you for the fire a gift
Thank you guys
You're lying. They give it a sub yet. You think what if I get it something they were three months
Try guys. Oh my god. I'm not no voice solving. They were three months
Vodka think about a five gifted why and they give it a sub
Isaac think about a five gifted
the nine day with a 10 gifted elite egg with a 10 gifted landing with a sub-executive
and five gifted. Oh my god, goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious. Hey, we got the quest
on those. That doesn't go that quick. Honestly, yeah, that was very good. I got a sub-test
completed exit location
Jerry they go five get the nope they were the five gifted Isaac they were 63 months seasons very good sir
I've been loving it been loving it
We're on that 547 armor damage there, right?
That's nothing nothing right come and take it they were five get the excellent
Thank you for the five get the Richie David. I'm good to the walkie David. I'm good to Keff
David. I'm good to
Scoop they're gonna get that a packet thinking about a sub
I think it was whole album ready. How the fuck did we do that? I just feel like I just started it
We get uh
It's a
That's the first time I've done that quest and I don't know how long by the way
The same she we they givin 5 are getting coaked again.
1 flexing i mean a five.
But i don't think we have a prime Big Nick day.
But I couldatted
there to go the prime killer thing but i can do that運.
Uh, they were to met Isaac.
They want to subs nk 5 months precisely where the gifted a
dThey give the target evil on fun gift got tired.
gifted a lot of reserves a lot of thank you for the sub a server thank you for the five gifted
anonymous thank you for the claimer thank you for the five gifted
did we get more shoreline shit i mean we have health care privacy part two we have
um colleagues
And I need more power so we need to get the generators.
Yeah, but that's when the keys, two keys, but we can do colleagues, I guess.
If you want.
What do you want to?
Well, we can do colleagues.
We can do colleagues, and then we can, I don't know, maybe look for keys.
Yeah, we don't need to look for keys.
We have a bunch of shit to do on reserve.
I know we don't have red rubbles, or we can keep going streets, try to hunt the red rubble.
Just do a bunch of little red mess, and she's nice.
We only have two red rubbles, that's the problem.
I don't know if we're going to have two red rubbles.
I'm not wrong.
I'm so keep clicking this. Oh my god, are they thinking about the 5 get that out
Thank you for the 5 get the cooking day with a 5 get that milk attic thing for the 5 get that and they
were the 5 get it in a model thing of the 5 get that loot thing with a 5 get that
Berserk thing with a 5 get that foreigner think of the prime item thing would a lot of
good old-fashioned thing with a 5 gifted never thing for 4 9 month suck they were 2 months
Dark ski they were the 5 gifted blue robe they were 18 months grim thing with a 5 get that faffy
They were 9 months Roche they were the 5 get the operated they were the 5 gifted Rashal
They were the sub various symphony they will if I get it out pack I think I'm gonna get the names thing with prime
Let's go to shoreline and look for keys while we do the other thing
We said to kill scabs at that one spot on there. We have to do thirsty hounds. That's night shoreline
2200 to 7 kill 12 to kill scabs
it's like it's okay it's okay okay I was gonna use an epi seven then put a bravo on it the
bravo is good yeah probably use this elkin
all the Elkens good
was it a bravo with an SRO on top? fuck it
Oh
My lord oh my lord
Nick thank you Ben. Thank you punk. Thank you rock. Thank you. Are they thank you Steve
They were the vibe good to make a thing with a vibe give the names thing with a vibe get the geo thing
I'm like a day and he they were 20 months cool
They were the subservable thing with a vibe get the food you think of the vibe get the jail
They were the vibe get it and terrorist thing you're a vibe get the savage thing with a sub gunners thing with a vibe get the
Frags thing about good did gummy thing with a good did cool thing with a sub a mix they were if I could did boogie thing
But I'm gonna trust thing about gifted they were the saws they can blaze for the bug get to Kimber
They were the gift in a remote thing with a bug in it
No, um work like a shoreline we try to kill scabs and then we look for keys and we get the colleagues
Yes, colleagues college the main objective
Yeah, I did the main objective. Yeah, that's scabs and scabs. I think I need a
Kimber they give a subspec you David two months poop all day about five gifted kuma thing about five getting frank
Thank you for the five gifted oh
Kimber thank you. How does he think about it? It's something they would have I'm getting savvy I think with a sub
Jesus Christ
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Some napier they were the five get it under a thing with a vibe get the pop a hot thing with a baby
The loser they were the sub sherry thing with a five gifted dickens a good a sub gravity thing with a five gifted
Plenty, thank you for 10 months.
My, my dick is small 69.
Thank you for the five gifted and others.
Thank you.
The club is taking the prime.
Snipin.
They were my good.
The wills.
Thank you.
Five gifted.
What the fuck is that name?
Suzuki.
Thank you.
Trees.
Thank you.
Good lord, good lord, good lord.
Good lord.
That was a hell of a name to rattle off.
That one tripped my brain up.
That one tripped me up.
Mega, they give me the five gifted Zeno, they give me the five gifted.
The darkness
The darkness
The Bravo's okay, and my it's not it's the glowy with it over here
Thank you for 68 months
Or we go or we go straight to your resort then cottages
than I am because it's an extra.
Tei, thank you for the 5 gift, John Garth, thank you for the 5 gift, it's our Tony, thank you for the 5 gift,
Goofy, thank you for the 5 gift,
Extingy, thank you for the 5 gift,
Vark, thank you for the 10 gift,
Dead, thank you for the Prima.
Modern M&M, dude, I'm gonna be able to,
I'm gonna be the real Rap God after this.
Horse,
Horsecock.mpg
I think I just read one of the craziest names on twitch I've ever seen in my life
What was that?
horsecock.mpg
Dude, what?
Dude, what?
Dude, what are we talking about man?
What the fuck is that guy?
I've seen a lot of fucking names with that one, it's crazy.
What are these bodies here?
It's out of here.
I'm looting.
Oh, they're in there?
Yeah.
the fucking fucking names without what it's crazy with these bodies here oh
they're inside I think mr. hands would approve of that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
those is quest colleagues little motherfuckers colleagues I got that one
Versace they were the five did the rip cat name I'm gonna true thing about a
sub site thing but if I'm gonna modify it they were the five get the chance to
think about five gifted that's cap can have a big corner
big hack they were up here to half a side thing but if I get the balls that
I know five get the subs you get some goody bags from PSG and then the subs get the drops.
What?
Have you subbed or gift five subs total?
Well isn't it also subbed like if you subbed.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Five subs in Twitch channels playing Escape from Tarka right now.
I know.
Because you dank swagged out loot.
Do you get the Louis Paton?
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
You get some sick Louis Paton drip.
Yes sir you get a nice little shit for all I think we're the five gift in the blue life
taking with 12 months pride they went with 12 months time to sleep they went to five good
little Lennox thank you for holding them to my good enough I think we're the five good
they were the five they were the five everybody take me five they were five
oh come on they were the five good they're freaking they were the five get them Michael
They would have brought near they would have five good. Yeah, I know it's crazy. Yeah, I'm done my auctioneer
They're live get it. I got a bucket over here if I get it down a five get it here to find out how far do I have?
I get it back in the back. Get it. You get a car you
Like that give it a bucket it's not a problem. I think about it
champagne a little bit of it
I've got them I'm auctioning cattle and fucking in Texas. I'm gonna kill a scuff
Mexican they were not gonna friggin' they were gonna prrrrrrram
What's up with the ninja here?
Oh I see him clipping through the wall up there
Oh my god, what's he doing up there?
You kill him? Drain saying we're not good at?
fucking Boston Jelina they would have had me to fail David might be dead
no he's back to the wall yeah we'd go far didn't kill him yeah more kind of
towards the bus stop
I don't see him
I hate, they don't stand up anymore, they're so annoying.
They're hiding.
You know, they, you know, once Vlad, they were in a 5GD career, they were in a Prime
Naurin, something, they were in a 5GD, wagons, they were in a 5GD.
All they do is hide.
And they shoot once and then they duck, it's insane.
one's at the chopper right bow thing of the five gifted they've been a par I'm
bismo thank you for the five gifted the king David a gifted mortal thing of the
five gifted the gifted sub drops are every version of the game seasonal and
permanent that watch time drops are just in the season
where these fucking bodies
because
oh my god
alone in the name of the silver thing about good to spend anything like I did reigns thing
but if I've gifted piano pulse those pump oh they were back at the encore thing what if I've
I can't see.
Oh, but Rito's name is a Vagrant Detector, name of the Vagrant is Sherb, name of the
Ten Gifted Back, name of the Vagrant is Zalph, name of the Gifted Sub-Vel, name of the Vagrant
is Jude, name of the Vagrant is...
other name I can't read but if I get to Prisma they would have I get to
please they would have sub
for Agassin's tired I made him get up super early I convinced him to get up
mega early
I
Was a key in the closet
When they give it a five gifted hillbilly thing of the five good
The hater thought they were the five gifted
Schrodo thing of the five gifted
I've got the keys. I've got the keys. I'm coming on. I've got the sauce. I've got the
sauce. The sauce. It's a making these week. I'm going on side to the right. Just be on
I'm just been here hello early anybody yeah holy subs holy sub yeah worst thing
if I could alter things I'm good at failure thing about me did MLG name
the body did it bond the name of the sub OBK they revive good the man goes
they're not good at tactic what about give the John is they were about get the
Dalty they were like with the creek they were right with slanting with a
I did a weeper they would have a clean thing about good the chicken they would have a good the robot a
Me you go to your 20 months rem jammed into subchar but you think you're a five get to Luke. They were the vibe
Yeah, we're gonna go the other way
I'm a wrap God
Who the fuck is M&M?
Who the fuck is M&M?
I don't think I would have given it to the Smith thing but if I could just run to the
revive give the Zeus thing with a sub.
Yeah, what the fuck is that guy?
Slutting shady?
I'm big Tony.
I'm big Tony.
I'm on the mic.
Coping.
They give it a gift at Woozie.
They give it a four.
Give it a small box.
They give it a gift at Bolt.
They give it a fuck.
There's no such thing.
I mean, that's got a new sign.
I mean, that's stuck.
I'm just gonna do something. I'm still makes music
That dude still make it music I will see my name right then Ryan David a vibe get it
gentlemen David a vibe get it
Thanks to fucking storage wars in here dude
That's the words was I did gay David get it has you think about getting
Was it you all my fucking God? What are we doing? What are we doing?
You scared me
Making sure you're paying attention terror day with my goodness scribble thing with them. I do not do
Do you think if I was in five things about good soup day with a problem? I'm a little distracted right now
No, you're good. You're good. They're gonna hit you boost. They were the prime soup. They're gonna put a lot of talking with a five
What I meant to do so I meant
how many more kills do we need for this quest?
thirsty hounds, we need five more scabs, right?
cause this is part two thing, if I could have viped it
it was sixty five months behind the thing
with a five gift
everything is in fives today, bro
five gifted, five scabs
fucking respore
Yeah
Yeah, I think we're gonna give the Danny name to some relax. Thank you moos and saying we're gonna puppy thing with a five gifted
Bop thing we're five give take a bottle thing with a four gift
Yes, I'm you did I'm you did it
It was just part of my otherwise is this
I
Not the guys
Lean in on the Fenty god damn
Damn
AJ they're gonna five gifted
Now at some point it's just like perma noises and nobody wants to hear that we're gonna key to to to key
was 222 I don't get anything is that anything was 222 it's just a good
let X room and Emma it's a good key
sorry about this Matt thank you for the prime Elon's able to five give to Jake
that is seven thing about five gifted you know these rings let me grab this
thing oh I haven't been doing half masks shit
I just need two of these rigs so I'm not mistaken.
I'm using two of them.
Screcks thing with a bug get the geo thing with a bug get the flutters thing with a bug
get the ludicrous thing with a five get the...
Who do I headache dude?
My voice is going to be ripped into pieces but it's okay.
Chains, seraphite thing with a five get the...
and the room enter there with a five get the chains thing with a five get it
where'd you go in 222 this is a good room no
yeah there's three rooms
They would have I could XI they would have I could did boss thing with a five good that's no thing
We'll have you get the brevis they would have I've get the record they would have I've been
Super day would have I'm good to KZ. They would have five get it
Three drops are active and perma running until the 17th exclamation mark drops
I know you probably can't see a goddamn thing in the chat with all the five get it but I got you thank you
I can't remember the name of these names, but they're sub-arranted, they were the five gifted,
coder, they were the five gifted.
How's it roll?
Yes, sir.
Oh, Lord, guys, thank you so much, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did it take a large?
Yep.
I rolled good allergies.
I got pretty lucky oh my god just fruit that a bush
go check these out finally get Mr. Keese.
Axi they love getting the cannon they've been up priming for months.
We could also look at a crazy thing we love getting, Shrezex thing we love getting.
I
Just keys number in this bus. I feel like it doesn't even spawn here anymore
Hey, you think what if I could just an incentive to the prom crossing the fuck with a cat they give it a five gifteed
Gifted five gifted thinking what a five gifted individual are they with a prime?
time. Some beer. I need that
beer. Can we finish this night
task? Yeah, I did at least. I
don't know if I have more kills
in here or not, but I can get
raccoon thinking the third
month's game, but they were
the sub you think with a
prime. Alright, let's go do
this. Let's finish this
Let's get out of here.
Derral, they give it a five.
Give to Jeremy, they give it a five.
Give to Prima, Koo, they give it a pram.
Twitch shop, Farmer, one, two, three.
They would have five good to the guy.
They would have five good to try a sex thing with a program.
If it's automatically this show, there's two different sets of drops.
There's gifted subs drops or just like a bunch of cosmetic shit
that you get parma like parma on your account.
And then there's the watch drops that you get from just watching.
And that's typically cases of loot.
For your seasonal character the gifted subs are for every account
F8 thing with a fucking God, oh, I think we're the fucking feet thing with a five gift a tyrant Aldous
Thank you. Don't go rich thing with a gifted they were the prime dinner time. Thank you little
Mandu they were the five good
Bodies
I
Just go down. Yeah, I think as long as it's a seasonal character the
Not a missing red flag gifted Dalton nike and thank you guys don't even if I get it
They I mean they want people to play the seasonal stuff, so I think the watch drops are only for seasonal PvP or PvE
Anthony, thank you for the 5 gift to Cornbread, thank you for the gift to get, make sure you
have your Twitch and Battlestick games to archive account linked and then the drops
will be deposited in your messages in game.
Thank you for the 5 gift to Gaffir, thank you for the gift to Doga, thank you for the
5 gift to Agrize, thank you for the 5 gift to Pasta, thank you for the gift to...
Yeah, pay drops work for PvE seasonal and permatar cove
Being thing of it if I could do some big thing that can't hand gifted scouting would have like a juicing
Okay, thank you
Scan doker they can be gifted acting like the dark name of I get it
a legal thing would have I get to get in the drop should basically be instant
there could be a little delay but usually they're just like right away instant money
David to five get monkey name in a prime hours they were the prime jay wall they
had a prime positive negative fake they was only month sales they were five
get in.
You said it's shown up.
I mean, there could be delays with them.
I don't know.
Try restarting your game or something.
If you're not getting them, but usually they go pretty quick.
But if I guess the longer it goes on and the more drops they send out,
it could get like backlogged.
You don't know.
I have no control over that stuff.
I just work here.
Turn saying what if I get the guppy name the five gifted jay gop thing with a gift a
More up thing with a bug in it. I
Just work here bad. I just fucking work you
Jadis thank you for the 20 gifted holy shit shadows. Thank you so much. I see that when I see that I see that zero
they're gonna fuck a box they're gonna get the product they want to make it a
guani they wouldn't like it and shout out thank you so much to 20 it's crazy
thank you very much for thank you thank you thank you to droid they would
like it to Daniel they would like it to Billy Boy name ever to get it came from
Web site claim from the website claim from the website okay if you don't get
it if you don't have your drops and you did it claim them from the website
going to your profile. it's a parmer drop sometimes you got to claim them from
the website there should be little things in your profile you click on
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam, receive, clean gift, something like that.
Bada bing bada boom, get him like that.
That might work.
That might work.
Thank you, thank you.
If I'm going to 10 second, if I'm going to fax, thank you.
If I'm going to five, get it.
Walk, thank you for the tool, get it.
Salty, thank you for the vibe, get it.
Holy shit.
My god.
My god.
No.
No, thank you for the five gifts.
Vanilla, thank you for the five gifts.
Dead.
The gooners shot right there.
The fucking goonshack.
Holy shit.
Frawa, thank you for the five gifts.
Codeon, thank you for the five gifts.
Yellow, thank you.
months
All right, let's get the fuck out of here
And J. They were the five get it
Mitch and singer the five get it
I'm gonna QBZ yet. No, I haven't I
Haven't
Sam but they were four months
They were the prime chat everybody who just unpaused their streams after visiting the goonshack welcome back welcome
back at the heavy here. Oh, gee, thing about a five get it. Hawaiian thing about five get it.
That's the weapon so blurry. So it's a recent effect they added with night vision.
They're simulating IRL focal points with night vision. The way night vision works is it's too
light. It's like it's like a camera. It's two lenses with a tube in the middle of it. So anytime
you have a lens, you have a focal point and the focal distance. Anything that's not within that,
that focal distance will be out of focus. So anything close to you while wearing night vision
is going to be blurred out like your gun and your hands and things close up. It's like
focusing a camera on like a picture and then putting something close to the lens that won't
be in focus, right? Same thing with night vision. Moosey, thank you for five gifted.
Well, Zito, thank you for the prime venoms, thank you for the five gifted. Hager, thank you for
of the five get to thank you for the five good I'm name I can't read oh can they
with a five get did the be presentation yeah it makes sense my vision is just
lenses lenses with a like basically a sensor and sandwiched in between them
you have to focus like two different lenses right you think that's not in
that focus is gonna be blurry and out of focus
Inverse thing with a five good it checker thing with a five good it foxing thing with a five get it
They were I get it
There if I get it over here if I get today if I get it here if I get today
Who's got this booze quest this motherfucker?
I'm not going to get it.
Ward, they're going to fire.
Get the scarecrow.
They're going to prime.
They're going to want to light out shit, too.
I just got a full-auto Saga shotgun.
From our ward, yeah.
That's going to get on fire right now.
1270 rip ammo.
OK, so we're going back.
I already know. We're gonna go back.
Get the goodies. I need car batteries.
I shouldn't have used the ones I had.
Fuck. It's fine.
I don't have any. I don't have a single one.
Alright, space in my junk boxes, too.
Yeah, I'm about to kill up two of them.
Alright. I'm going to have to
your profile on the DSG website.
Do you have libraries yet?
Yes. You think what I'm thinking?
I'm a labyrinth. I'm thinking.
I'm a labyrinth? For what? I don't
want any car batters. It should
Man, I wouldn't go there for car batters and shit
for twosies
Need that yet. I don't think we're gonna go there yet
I was in the option
I said we're gonna other shit first and then we go when we'd like need that kind of shit
No, I could think of the vibe good decay thing
But if I get that security support, I'm a bugger to vectorizing with sub fang David a five get the DSP thing
I'd rather go and have like better gear and more like your five armors and like big bad
I guess you have a big bag, but I don't I
Was just throwing the idea out there
Yeah, no, it's a good idea. It's just I think we just wait I mean we only have two key cards
So there's no rush to like
Don't do it in my opinion
Right you right
I think we just do all these other quests while we can and also while like shoreline is kind of empty, you know
I'm
Oh PJ, thank you for the three is
The Louis waltz a three by three really
But I guess I'm gonna give to you my five gifted
Thank you Tony. I appreciate you
I appreciate you. Enjoy the goodie bag
I want my dread.
Thank you.
I want my Louis Vuitton wallet.
How do we get it?
Do we do it?
I think you have to claim it on the website.
You black suit.
Think of it a five gifted?
Well, it also, it might go into just your image around.
I got to look.
Can't think of it a five gifted.
Cat baller.
Think of it a five gifted.
Meadows.
Think of it a five gifted.
Meadows.
Think of it a five gifted.
Meadows.
Think of it a five gifted.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Meadows.
Sixteen months. I appreciate you brother. Thank you for that damn thing. What if I give
Scrapping before the Q times are super fucking fast season one. They're super super super fast
That's how long it had to do the two step
The key is making me dang it's you know what?
Do the two stag? Oh, yeah, they were my goodness is right. They were a four get them. Oh, fuck. I long as well
Say eight billion times. I still need to bear for myself
Do not have an IP
Dude, I had it where I used that the VPN to Russia to be able to log into the fucking website
If it would they would not let me log into that website and it's a living VPN into the heart of the motherland
The goal is to mother Russia. Yeah, we can the Moscow to log into fucking Tarkov is crazy shit
I
Think they like blocked my internet traffic once or something
Maybe because I was trying to log in too much during like when wipe was down and I just had the VPN of Russia
What things if I get to envy them if I could to rip them if I could to chat they like it to catalyst saint
They would like to brought me down a lot of them
Number I
Remember those
What was it?
It was recently yet a VPN the server is going crazy while back
Maybe maybe
if she was crazy
Did I think it would get to some Kingsley they were the ten months Jones thing for 21 months
Why have it where I had to change my emails with some crazy shit?
to
Even be able to log in and it's like probably just managed to do that
It was bsg like broke it at some point and I didn't make my thing like whatever whatever
Plus you had an extension to it
I'm not going to go out now. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's kind of good. So don't get really
accurate. Like they're thinking for 27 months. No drops on YouTube. No, no. Look at the code.
Although that really helps us. No drops on YouTube. Twitch only roaming David's 12 months.
And I'm the colder.
Colder.
I got a hit cause I'm smizzing.
I'm fucking dying.
My voice is gone.
You dang it, but I'm getting it.
You dang it.
I'm getting it.
I'm going crazy, Tony.
I'm going to farm you for droughts, pussy.
Rubb cord.
They would have got to cause my wolf, they would have got to.
You give me give me that plus one bitch
I want my fucking plus one
Holy mini wd-40s over here
CZ thing of a good to carry day with a fog get in
Though it's locked man it's locked
By the way, I'm pretty sure some kids are probably crazy, crazy.
Maybe I don't know. I've tried them in for a class before.
Looking kicked to you.
A splug of a splug.
Oh, there's a guy out here.
You run it up.
He said she.
What?
What I've been kind of after he was dead. I think we might get kind of
Bad thanks for the sub for everything
I'm like dude what this game needs this game needs that shit called duty used to do where you could hear people for like two seconds after
They died hot mic'ing
Yeah, this game this game it would be like no no, but it would be like not where they're even voiping
We're just hot mics anything. They're saying you here
It would be so simple like it like it just it just takes their fucking mic
Even if they're not wiping oh, could you imagine this shit you hear?
Shit you would hear man
Yeah, it would be amazing
We think of it if I could dive and they would have sucked let me they would have I could yeah
Soggy beat they were the fucking the base
Thank you
Hombre David a problem root David I'm gonna do it even in cod. It was bad imagine this fucking game
It would be said about it would be said on nation time
That would that would be one of the best things for the game
Really be one of the best things
I
Think we're 200 spare rounds low for a crib thing with a negative darsen able to brambri thing like a discratin. They would have like
I think we have that mutin fucking boy there
Oh, yeah
These guys are ruthless that guy called us and called me a
You fucking shoot to you a lot mp5 and you turn and start shooting him
I mean, I don't maybe like jiggle peaked. I jiggle peaked. He was creeping on the fucking stairs. Oh
Well, maybe just spin by the sauce
All right to the pure I guess
They revived gifted as well, I can't read the name. Thank you so much
I am the other I get it
I
Know what if I could did bad thing with him five gifted
Give me give you a cycle. Okay. Okay. You got more
Here's a weird fella
Maybe he was maybe he was yeah, I think so maybe he was cheating and he got mad when you killed him
He's like wow, how could he have doubt gonna you've beaten me?
How could he have done that?
Only way he could be beating me if I'm cheating is if he's cheating
My god, I don't know how to combat such cheap
Happy thing with a fight
Dude every time I pick up a fucking propane deck. I can't move
well
Should it shows the stats pussy?
I'm dropping it cuz fucked up. Well, I'm gonna get more on a lot of good the jacket. They were the five get the
Investigated all these areas, and I haven't found like the fucking thing
Yeah, has anyone done this quest the swordy we're gonna find a black division
your crate
Stories thinking about a five get that
Fasten they would have I get it they're enjoying right at the scene. I like it. I'm not they gotta get it
Yeah, I found it in that shock.
Maybe it's random.
Yeah, I think it's got three random, it could be another one, I guess, so it makes sense.
I visited all three, it wasn't there.
He digger thing of the wagon and murder thing of the wagon, he did the Roogey thing for
month
No, he's just a 33 33 3.33% repeating of course chance
Drop in the quest item and be thank you so much for the bag of the
Maybe it's a black division spawns. I doubt that I think it's just yet
It can be a one of the three spawns if the check all three of them
I think I'm going to live get dead and rage and see if you're doing the subs.
I know so so I can still think the morning morning
Money couldn't even buy you a K50 some things money can't buy for everything else. There's
Tony's pizza five gifted subs chains. Thank you very much bowls. Thank you for the ten gifted subs mr. Peanut
They were the five good job. They were nothing in 11 months
Bulls, thank you so much for the ten gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh extra on the top. Thank you, sir
I'm sorry.
Claim drops, the pay drops, you might have to claim from the website on your profile, logging in.
The other drops should automatically go to your, um, farmcraft messages.
Just make sure your accounts are linked.
Aalen, if I could have Lofi, if I could have-
Wait, are we stupid?
What?
should've went resort. We don't want to go resort.
No, we don't have to.
Okay. Okay, I'm stupid.
Okay, nothing to eat months. Jesse, you're not getting this.
That's not good to me.
HK433.
I know, that is...
What's their new light machine gun?
Where's that their rifle?
That's their rifle, right?
That's their rifle.
I don't know much about it.
Hampling, do I get the looter?
Do I get the...
What the fuck is that?
Oh.
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, run, run, run.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Oh, alright, alright.
my god yeah I just watched you insta explode yeah like you didn't have a
fucking chance no no I did not I ran a stamp no no I just turned around and you
just insta insta blow up the nades on the bosses are fucking insane this way no
they're disgusting maybe extracts right here but I will have to kill them hopefully
they don't plop a nade on my fucking head
oh my god they're locked bro
what the fuck
he's throwing an 80, he's throwing an 80, he threw an 80
oh, oh my god
Holy shit
Bro just fucking ran up
I'm gonna do that shit out of his ass. Oh, you fucking ping pong that shit. He's all run away and throw yeah
Shut that shit out of his ass
You go for a year or something, but where the hell go?
Oh, then.
Oh.
Bro, what?
They don't fucking die!
Okay, hold on.
Do you see this?
What are you talking about? Do you not see this?
Gotta hear your shots my man. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Alright, alright, alright.
I don't know what to tell you my man, but holy shit.
Tell me, I don't know what to tell you my man.
Well, dude, you gotta sorry in these shots. I don't know what you're doing. It's just disgusting. This is this is what we're doing
Do not see the boat setting up and they're not dying
Dude, are we are we?
We're seeing that I'm gonna run out of fucking ammo. Oh, I've seen it. All right. I
Don't know. Well, I've seen it. I've seen about 50k people
Watch you miss all your shit. Oh
I'm hit my shots. Okay
I'm hit my shots. I'm a hit.
A-blast is fucking free, dude.
Don't ever come after us!
Whoa, he...
Oh, man. This is my dude, though.
This is what I play with.
SHIT OUT!
FUCK YOU!
There's a gazelle there, if you could maybe grab it for me.
I highly doubt I can grab everything.
No, like, you could grab that gazelle for sure.
With all your shit?
Maybe, you got a big backpack.
Contact sixes.
Oh my god
the
this
I don't think there's any way to get the gazelle and
there's a way
I'd have to drop some of your shit
what can you drop?
your fucking armor
your your rig with your mags and shit like drop the drop the rig
all your mags
what your mags are in your that's what i'm saying oh wait i can shop wait wait wait wait
hold on i'm cooking let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook hold on
I'm cooking here, I'm cooking here, I'm cooking here, I'm cooking here.
I think I got it.
Just not to overdo it any of them, all the sounds are.
Wait, which one had a gazelle?
One behind the building
Super Taylor, E-Ray, Alpha, thank you very much, Bacon, Transe, Quantum, Master, Remco,
Gat, Logan, thank you for the five giftants, everybody.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Dacazal is very, very important.
I really don't like the heat-sinking nades anymore, though.
They can fuck right off.
Yeah, the heat-sinking nades are kind of crazy as fuck.
This is killing me very quickly.
I can fuck right off.
Yeah, the heat seeking nades are kind of crazy as fuck.
This is killing me very quickly.
They're killing me quite quickly.
The faster they want to fight me, the better the zen, they want to fight and give to the tramp, they want to fight and give dead.
Yeah, we gotta be more careful right up to beer.
I
Turned around and I just watched you
You just fucking down like it look like it look like you had a fucking like I don't know you stepped on a mine
They don't look like a nade. No, I believe the fuck up
JDM thinking when I gifted sub power. Thank you stumble. Thank you
Don't worry. I only have 90 hit count for I guess
To where I'm 90 90 hit count is all I have I know I was just not locked in dude
I was missing all my bullets, but they give it a five gifted mark. They were someone tasty. They would have it
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Now they're lying to you
All right, I got a minute to just come bob you ain't on this shit
had years by Sandy.
But you didn't get shot.
Oh, I had a dude.
I actually hit him a lot.
I have 469 damage to him.
Honestly, they were more months.
All right, all right, all right, I have your core run.
You're gonna need a rig, by the way.
So that's fine.
I need these many WD-40s. I think I do, right?
Oh, yeah.
But you can craft them.
stack of bullets, contacts, helmet.
Two, three spare mags, four spare mags.
But the JSP and then there's something.
Yep, you have four spare mags
and stack of bullets, helmet, armor, contacts.
All right, Celeste.
Thank you, thank you.
I got to unfuck my whole load out now.
That shit was just
on me the fuck.
Uh, Wolfie David II gifted, Retro David V gifted, Devil David V gifted,
No David David, Emery David V gifted, Ripped David V gifted, MSN Spivec David V gifted,
Ozzy David V gifted, Wolfie David II gifted.
Uh, there goes all my fucking BP ammo.
All into Sanitar's fucking face.
No, they were kind of going over his head and we were all watching.
Well, 90 of them hit, so.
Ah, shoot, that was an eight.
He threw a couple of nades.
Well, fucking 90 of them, John, said them.
That'd be free.
I would have hated him, made it up out of me.
Oh, I can cut a logs now.
Colour logs, I guess, colour logs.
Colour logs, what?
Colour logs, no.
Colour logs from therapists.
You have to go back and get all those other bodies now, because you're done.
Yep.
God damn it.
Why still didn't...
Huh?
It doesn't have to be an all in one raid.
Oh, so I'm asking you.
I'm looking right now
Back wait what am I back hold on let me say oh my back
I think you do man. They were my good ellipses. They were my good to smoke
They would have sub gave me the sub Allen. They were the prime muffin. They were my good to milk
Do you know if I could do can't eat a woman's
Yeah, it is
Well, I don't have to kill Sanitar Quest.
Can I get a 45 vector yet?
Oh, really?
I can't get a 45 vector yet.
actually be kind of broken that what the what the fucking oh what the um the
hydro shock brown back come back gotcha thank you guys thank you thank you
thank you thank you
um okay let's go back it's the therapist colleagues
but it's not gone where it's mine's gone to what
what where the fuck did it go what where did it go
it's just gone
I
Mine's got no minds gone through bro, but quest is gone
Wait, I finished it, but because I finished it
Did you turn it in no, I don't know so it's just
That's cool!
Alright, we'll do that later I guess, but let's go grab the other stuff.
What the fuck?
Wait, but like...
I didn't turn it in.
I mean, mine's gone, I don't know.
Where the fuck did it go?
I don't think they want us to do it, I guess.
We have to wait. Maybe it was a mistake.
Okay, view completed.
Oh, my mind says completed wait, where's in my completed list.
Colleagues is mine.
How do you go to therapist tasks show completed scroll down mind says completed.
I
Was mine
Oh, but I fucking died already did it wait was it were we doing another quest? What the fuck are we doing?
That's the fun that dead bodies, right
Yeah, I mean I got there
What are we doing what are we doing? Yeah, we gotta go grab the two things
cottage in the
pier.
Oh, wait, we were doing sanitar room.
No.
We weren't doing colleagues.
Yeah, we were.
No.
Wait.
No, we were doing sanitar room.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, am I that stupid?
What the fuck?
Wait, no, I'm actually, what the fuck?
That's just no that actually just
No, no, Tony. I don't I know what you're feeling right now. That actually just broke my brain
Yeah, no that that broke my brain. It is what it is
I think we're equally equally very stupid.
Hmm, that was super, we're super.
Sana...
Ahem...
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...
Let's go straight to cottages and then Peter
Yeah, we gotta like throw a grenade over there something before push up because one of us is gonna get
Fucking smoked by an F1 every time
Yeah, no, no you can't run from it their grenades do they throw them like the perfect angle and power to land directly on top of you
And I'm pretty sure they can change direction in the air.
No, I swear. No, you're right.
I'm telling you that they do do that.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they can do that because I do.
I'm telling you, I've run from Nades like when I see it throw out of their hand
and I'll run really far and it'll still land on me.
And I don't know how because I'm like, if you threw it into the place that I was
when I saw leave, how did it change direction?
Dude, I know I know you're right out of present.
I have seen it.
An anonymous thing with a vagatomaniac thing with a vagatomaniac.
It's like a motherfucking drone, local thing with a sub.
You have two websites slow, yeah they're probably getting bombarded with Twitch drop stuff.
Everyone logging in to get drops, they're shit sending out the drops.
The map says probably getting fried. Big time, big time.
Warhawk thing, if I get the Hydro thing, if I get the Zetheme thing, if I get the Joe thing, if I get it.
Jonas thing, if I get it.
Seems like we're okay for now.
Hopefully no bomb flies out of nowhere.
Bombs.
These are, these are pies, not bombs.
jay that they were like the blue blue they would have I get it
those were random fucking pressurates
that's a great reference though
Samuel they would have I get their watches
they would have I get it
they would have I get it
I
Row thing with a fog. You'll ask the Barobir. I ran past this and Santa puts you
To a typewriter just we get off the Fenty
I wish I was tweaking off the Fenty winner
Honestly, that'd be locked in. I don't think we're five good. It's thank you a little five good
Did X not ready to them any players present. I think everyone's still kind of an interchange. Oh
Do you know?
So like an MCX at you. No, no
It was like left side
Rubby guy pulling up like the same by the rocks yet by the rocks outskirts
That's not the fence towards the dead bodies. I'm gonna shut up. He sees me somehow, okay
But it dead bodies. He's like out on that hill over there
I need to like get the fuck out of here
Yeah, that's where it's the hill those rocks like straight out of us past the ambulance over the fence just over the fence looking
Right directly at I saw one walking there and then
Someone shot
Probably, probably, probably, probably, okay, um, we have metal?
No, no, no, I'm in the other cottage, I'm in the other cottage, yeah, yeah, wait, these
are black division, these are black division.
Oh, oh, well that makes more sense how the fuck you spotted me, what's he shooting at
though?
I don't know.
I'll be careful.
Should we both get in the cottage?
I probably actually can't get in the cottage with you.
Are we the lock in big man?
Blue thing that if I could do anything about it,
Dr. David, like the PJ, they would have some.
Yeah, I don't.
What are they shooting at?
I don't know.
They shoot scabs?
Probably, yeah.
I don't know if I could
You're an angle on these guys I saw for a second. This is such a bad spot to fight them
You know running behind me running behind me where we came in where we came in you lucky on that
I don't focus on these guys. Oh
Oh my god, excuse me, okay
Yeah, it's like they're
Probably one of the worst times that is.
Can I know right there?
Yo, Kyle, bro, Bob, I think we're the subs.
I have to, oh, God, I'm going to have to squeeze my asshole.
I feel like.
Oh, dude, these guys are like so locked.
What side is it?
What side?
He was like, so we said that the rocks like a defense,
but he's like up to the right of the fence.
say like you're looking at like outside cottages right now like next to the fence
I can't really see him for me oh my fucking okay once close once close easier boy yeah I did
where's he how close oh yeah he's really close to me yeah yeah right outside the fucking door
that you went and probably locked he's locked he's so locked he's so locked once
right outside the house and there's another one like on the left one sure
either pushing you one outside they're by me they're by me once right outside
Your house and the ones by me
Well, they don't fucking die
They're right outside my house. Yeah
I'm a 30. I'm a 30. Okay
Did they eat bullets?
He's zeroing all my fucking arm around
Oh my god, I already had these guys, I don't want to hold them.
One's in here with me.
Oh my god, I'm trying to heal.
Where are these fucking in here with me?
Okay, I killed one.
Oh my god.
These black division are buffed, dude.
They're buffed.
Hold on.
they they're eating boats
I'm still outside my building is he okay I can maybe peek I gotta hear my stomach
he's like really right outside the the cabinet there's two I think there's two
What? How? I killed so many.
Thurgenade?
He's literally right outside.
Okay, hold on. Give me a second.
I see him.
Ted?
I killed three.
This is me?
Think did you kill one you go one right? Maybe I think we're good. I think we're good
Let's loot this shit get the fuck out
They fucked up my armor like my shit's coked
Yeah, I was like, I mean honestly in the worst spot possibly I could not there's so many windows I couldn't be drunk
It's all awesome my door
I don't know which one do you want.
Just take that, I have two in here, I have two in here.
Oh there's four total then, yeah, what a good one.
Yeah, I'll take a big backpack.
Yeah, there's two big big bags.
Two big big bags.
Black Division during the day, yeah it's the seasonal, yes, yes, yes, we get the fuck
out of here.
We're patrolling house, get the fuck out.
Oh this guy is the Mondo armor.
The Mondo armor, you talking about the big boys?
This guy is the ring of black at EP. Yeah, the Mondo.
I suppose this guy will be here.
Oh my goodness, dude.
The Mondo armor.
Holy subs, guys. Thank you so much for all the subs.
I had to lock in right there. Thank you very fucking much, guys.
Thank you very much everybody
Very very generous little subs fellas. Thank you so much
I think
I'm 73 kilograms
operation make like a baby and head out as commenced ragas
we are goddamn
that's crazy
nobody's headed to the fucking path to let us
everybody's something thank you so fucking much guys thank you I know I missed a lot
I know I missed a lot thank you very very much
I don't know what the fuck that even means by the way
you lost
what make like a baby and head out
yeah what babies come out at first they come out at first what do you mean
how do you not get it how do you not get that come on what that's a good one
that's a that is that is shit that was awful that was amazing what are you
talking about that's such a good one that's like that's a mega dad joke that's
That's a good one.
No!
Fire!
Jesus!
I'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I fucking tree blasted them. I killed that Lorax looking ass behind the tree.
Boxing him with a 5, get the ice, get the L6, get the Vagabond, get the Sun, everybody
get the Vagabond.
I'm not even two guys.
I'm just going to say the guy down.
Hey, just roll down.
Roll down now.
Oh, he's kind of kind of geared.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, I got the 10.
I got the 10.
Dude, I got the tan I got the tan H guy, bro
The tan H came we don't know let me see
This looks sick yeah
It's on my backpack this is the H came a tan
Oh, I see it. Oh, I like that. That looks fine. Yeah.
I like that color. I like that color. I like that color.
Baby poop brown HK. It is time to the class today with a
if I get a kaboos thing right in a pile I think I'm not going to aim this thing with 10 months.
Maps for 2 to 300k, what?
That's for Intel.
For Intel on the hideout.
Watch out right too, because there's another guy.
Bro, I'm crawling and just not...
I'm not moving.
Oh no, I mean, yeah.
I'm literally not moving while I crawl.
Are you dehydrated?
No, no, no, I mean I'm barely moving.
Are you giga heavy?
I'm giga heavy.
Like, how heavy we talking?
You sound giga heavy.
Did you just wait?
Holy, are you like 100 kilos?
79.7.
I'm like a fucking blastoise.
It's not about clouting, but if I get to zums, they can fix, they can quarrel.
Warm bread thing, but if I get to non of this thing, but if I get to bull-ack thing, but if I get to...
Dude, I'm like not even moving right now.
Why why did the black division on the map where to run the absolute fucking causes to get through the extract
Because they want you to suffer so you can't get the black division gears. Maybe a guy camping extra
Yeah
obvious reasons
Yeah, traumatized a demon monza. Thank you very much. I guess so do they were back at the time they were to plan
See them on woods now, we've only seen black division on shoreline. That's the third time we've run into them
that's the third time
time they were back at the anonymous thing they're back at the
probably to claim your uh, to a shrub so they do it on Twitch and then you get it on the website
they extend it on Twitch
they claim it and then you get it
for what, the five get the shit?
yeah
really?
it doesn't go through the website yet you can do it from Twitch at first and then
What?
Yeah.
You got a notification?
Yeah, you should.
It should be like where all the drops are at the bottom.
I'll plug the targones.
Drops in.
You have to claim the paid drops?
What?
Yeah, you have to claim them on Twitch.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
on Twitch. And with the drop
in, I see a guy. Where? He's
right. He's hiding. We're good.
We're good. I only I only see
the the watch time. Oh, it's
subscription. I see. That was
crazy. That's why I'm going to
claim them. That's weird. Yeah.
Yep. Yep. Yep. There's a lot of loot, too.
A lot of loot, too.
Yeah, there's a lot of loot, too.
Maybe a minute.
The LV drop well, it can't take rubles.
What?
Like, Shay, think of it, if I could do something with a sub,
Ziko, think of it as Prime 9, think of it as Amaran,
think of it as Nightmare, think of it as...
Oh!
Oh!
And that was thinking it's a new thing to get back at it. Can I put my fucking like key cards in that thing?
Justin you just take so much out of me
Great day fat cat thinking what if I get the bread thing with a prime Admiral thing with a five gifted
I'm talking with a five-gifted
show thing with a five-gifted
and
and
and
and
I shoulda drippin'.
Yeah, those maps are hella, hella, hella expensive.
Hella heckin expensive.
I don't know what we got out of this raid AP 995 AP 995 Black Division dog tag goodness gracious
a million backpacks
A million backpacks!
Wait, where do I get an extra mag?
Did I bring four mags? What?
I did nothing that raid, good work.
That's okay, I got you.
Fuck, I don't have more BT ammo.
Shit, dude!
and I was 79 recoil.
Give me a little better.
A little bit. 81.
This is at 79.
That's 81.
The one I got over here.
All right.
I'm good to go.
Oh, I didn't grab that sanitar thing.
It's fine. We can run back.
I did not grab that shit. I forgot
Little more concerned we're getting the fuck out of that raid
Yeah, it's fine
Okay, food drink the guns at 95. I'll just swap that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna grab a drink though
Yeah, I'll wait a little bit before we get in there
All right, I'll be right back. Let's give me a second home
you
you
you
you
You
All right, I'm back.
Oh, let's get in that job.
Holy subs.
I'm B. King.
I think you're with a sub.
Bozy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the subs.
Nizzle.
Thank you for 35 months.
No, but euros, dollars and key cards in the lot, no Russian money, that's too bougie.
The Louis Wilde's too bougie for that.
while it too bozzy.
All right, I got a hole. I need to look half in.
of
the
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
Well, that spawns not that great.
That is not the worst.
Oh, monster would never grow that flavor.
I like this game.
Here goes.
Straight to the, to the, to the view.
It's good.
Yeah, it's a nice chill.
That's super chill.
Got him.
Thank you for the five gift, dude.
of
the
school thank you for the fact that the
of the
of
the
Yeah, I get it.
That's what we're here for.
Where the hell did he come from?
Where the hell did he come from?
CPU?
Excuse me?
here. The best thing done and able to colleges. How's that noise?
Just got kicking on the back door.
That is so give me the finger. Let's go. My last chain. Yeah,
we're at the last game plan. I was more of a thank you for the
five get this week. Zach, Jim, thank you.
What's wrong with these guys?
all crickets big thing with a vibe gifted Jim they were the prime
it's gonna player for the playground
he was fucking locked in on you know was he so you're running he was hanging
about you. I don't think I'm going to shoot. Yeah, they're angry. Igor, what did I do
to you Igor? Who's actually playing? It was. Yeah. Well, that they were the money they
were the four game did and attacking us. They were the five game did. We're going to
with this one if I got a respirator outside
yeah that's right we need to pick those up
man I think I need one more
watch out for those players, I have a teammate
well Jack Barigam
another respirator I got
I might be done after this one
he's a pilgrim
what's key grab it
get you can't get you
only max
only only as my last respirator
does it sub drops claim them in your twitch drops inventory and then claim them
on the website you might have to double claim them
they'll think of it if i get that
squirrelly they would like to do the numbers they would like to do gym they
with a five good degree I'm thinking with a five months so I'll think what if I get it
sure I think that's right here you turn in the respirator too because this is the
first pilgrim I fucking seen yeah and I don't know how long
What's the fucking code?
What the fuck is it?
Fuck, where is it?
I don't know.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Aw, we think of it if I get the juice thing, if I get the hatchet thing, if I get the
prime ratchet thing, if I get the hot thing, if I get the affordable months.
jump and take a little five gift and Lazarus take a little sun.
Poof!
Poof!
Hm?
Hm!
We're never getting these fucking surgery kits.
Do we have a body, any of we have?
Everything, every time we come, we get distracted and something terrible happens.
I'm lucky they went about getting their worldly things 6 months.
they need six months. It's a slow ride. Calibur, Dom, thank you.
Do you need more respirators? Yeah, I need like two. Maybe I
think I'm trying four or three. I need like pretty much all of
them. What's for the password? What's for it?
Oh, six.
Well, it worked. What? Nikita Bussy 156. Yeah, I'm gonna make
my password to everything that's gonna be my fucking my banked password
nobody's ever gonna guess the key to bussy 15 cents that's the question mark
no the key to pussy 156 dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign
and
and
just like me with some of this
of
the
I
Know
I have part two I need three more to black rocks good craft black rocks yet
No, you need level two
I have a little too high doubt I mean, uh, what for everything?
Uh, shitter level to shitter.
Yeah, you need a little too shitter.
Yeah, I'd love to share or three maybe.
Oh, it might be a little too shitter.
No, it's not a two shitter.
Thank God, I'm not crafting these jobs.
I'm already crafting something in the shitter.
What does your max?
Oh, wait. Yeah, wait a max.
Where the hell do I get fuel from?
Thank you. Thank you.
Well, you need, um,
Cordura and there's none in the market.
I got one.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
How the fuck did you get one?
I picked them Jones.
I
Can I just not buy these on a set and check out traders they might have a barter
Been a hundred K on this Tarzan rig
Crafts core I could craft corridor I guess
and
under K for a fucking drill.
All right, I'll craft an hello. Can I craft a new Jenny 15 wires? I mean, bro
A wire is not that expensive this way
Nice
All right, I'm upgrading the hello
5 lighters 5 lighters 2 of the oh my god drive feels so expensive
back as I just spent millions on what hideout
we're a time for that we gotta get this goddamn CMS kid
Oh, but I want to get everything upgrading because eventually we're going to need it.
Oh my god, I just got 800k on fucking sodium chloride.
You know what you can do with that sodium chloride?
Shut up, you ass!
Oh, you can put it in the new Hadolla Nick from the Twitch Drops.
Oh.
You can get for five gifted.
Oh shit, you're right.
Yeah, it also gives you a dog tank case and a wallet that is massive.
Wait, you're so smart.
What? You be so smart?
Okay, all right, let's go get this goddamn thing.
Let's go, baby.
White thing with a five-gifted, cranky thingy, shimitty thingy with a five-gifted, spectrum with a five-gifted.
You're smart, you're loyal, you're precious, you're precious, um,
I think I'm going to be fine with that.
Hmm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
What's up I can't thank you what a five get the Hedrick David a five get the cream David
I
Loot over here and get hella bread
Let's get more bread
Slime and they would have I get the arm I think we're gonna come at it
They're paying a thing we're like in a chronic they would have I get a gold or they would have run
I'm
Bursky they would have like a brownie they would attend gifted sums drop in five extra
He's got bread into like the body the bread is the body the wine is the blood
Logic thank you, bro. They oh, I missed it. I'm trying I'm trying to get I'm trying I'm trying to
I'm tired. I'm trying to game
Fraguses yelling in my ear bringing me into night raids
I
My god, it's crawling
What about his misery god damn it man
Torturing him he's crawling away
I'm gonna trench his tail
Oh nice can of peeps.
Let him pull up on me.
Let that motherfucker pull up.
See what happens.
Yeah, see what the fuck happens.
Pull up around here.
Pull up on me.
I keep that bag on me.
Hey, Southside over here now.
Where's the farm?
I dared him at the fuckhouse.
Dude, I need that southern.
Did you listen to the southern or PMCE voiceback?
Not yet.
Did you listen to Southern or PMC voice back?
Not yet.
We were put on Twitter, they're getting rusted for that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that one.
I mean, I can just buy the battle pass purely just to get the fucking thing.
Yeah, honestly.
I honestly might do that.
We'll be cowboys.
I'm a cowboy.
Honest.
Yeah.
I'm a cowboy on a steel horse
I'm a scab boy
My last
You missed the mini wd-40 that shit's like 130k brother
That's just expensive
Not the buy it no I meant just like buy the level so I can immediately get the damn thing
the voice pack
That's thanks for the five gives it Ozzie. Thank you with two
Months to code and thank you very much. So is that a little faggot to the Lucas name of the five get the target name of the five gifted
Oh
Pretty bad it's it's like worse voice acting than my
No, no, I think they actually got a rushing guy to do it. You did you think it's like it's like born by my love voice acting
It's like poor poor level voice acting, but southern way where you know, let's go to the
I'm too heavy. I did I can't I can't pick up anything
You hold the propane and run I might be this might be my armor. That's so heavy
Yeah, I'm fucking 43 kilograms what the fuck
I kill them oh my god
Oh
Shoot my legs crazy style, bro. Oh my god. Wait, am I blackout? Oh
I'm alive. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. I was just shooting I saw muzzle flash in the bush and I just started
I literally I just saw a muzzle flash
Charlie the bushes
Yeah, that'd be more
Oh
It is something that guy though, yeah, I don't know
I
You think of it a five good eight thing with a prime or can't think of them because you spray my toes dude
I know you didn't do shit. Yeah, let me the fucking die. Well, no, I was so confident that you were gonna win that
I was like, yeah, he's got that one. You know, I want to make a big thank you little five gifton. Oh, thanks. I appreciate that
No, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Oh my god. Oh my god
He's going front-side front-side for him. Okay, you're gonna sit there. I'm fucking I'm going I'm moving
Let him for he's fucked up front-side farm front side
He's coughing he's coughing
Yeah, I don't hear him
He's screaming now
Yeah, I didn't hear him, but I sure hear him. I sure hear him now
We thought that was a sanitar made fun
Late next to the fucking the out there in five gifted my god
We have night vision now
Wait, wait, what now?
Oh
Did you loot him
He's not even in the bush
Yeah
Yeah, I want these little four plates now. Oh
No cyclops
I
Mind you punter give it a five gift each probably
Thank you very very much guys. Thank you fellas. Thank you fellas. Thank you fellas
I picked up a gun and I'm not regaining stamina. Holy shit, bro
Well, dude, it's gotta take off the armor. I know. Yeah, I got it.
I just think 16 kilograms. Holy fuck. Yeah.
I
Have a quarrel
This the news thing with a black and the Joe named like the car thing for seven months my god, oh
Scaff
Where the hell did I see that way far down to the right?
You could wear the you could get that blue
I have a black division. I have a black division one I think which are the cross out
Yeah, the blue the blue for the blue sweater
Fucking fly his phone my room
Get him with that mr. Miyagi you can have a black head
Bleeds
I've been lit and I've been nothing but a leg before in this game and extracted from a raid
You can literally be a fucking leg
As the twitch drops if you're doing the pay drops if you're not getting them go to your twitch drops inventory
Claimed them they might have to be claimed there and then claim them on the BSG website as well
on your Tarkov profile. Make sure your accounts are linked, your profile for the Tarkov and
your Twitch profile on the website. Link, claim, claim. You may have to do. Let me check
up these crates here. That laser is freaking me the fuck out of it. That shit just zoomed
to pass my screen. I thought I was gonna die. I thought there's a fucking sniper.
I'm sure you're like a cat, a big strong cat. A big strong cat. Where is this fucking
crate we're supposed to find that would be on the roof it's above where is it
actually above? Like actually it's above?
Well it's not here or it didn't spawn. It just didn't spawn in here. Every time I
come in here it's not spawned.
I got a heaps key we can check that honestly because we thought it
because we went out what I think we just have to check all these spots
this thing oh I mean do you want to go to our left to check that one
swordy tower you want to check that over there I guess so are you sure
I don't know Tony, I guess, yeah.
All right Tony, we die and you say, I don't want to die in the shed by the tower, in the
shed by the tower.
Car battery, I'm going to be even more heavier.
They lied to us.
Or is it that one?
That shit over there.
Oh, no, I think they're talking about the other one at the other radio tower
I think it's just a random chance like where the shit spawns
The mental deficit they might get to talk stay nice you they would have a good to yender they were the sub you key they were the sub
Hmm
Oh my goodness
A crown
Like nugget thing about good to you they would have a good to know what they were like it. You're barely
car battery you shoved up my butthole no what i'm gonna do wait do you think i need a backpack
to pick that thing up bar under thing with a five gifted
backstain give it a five gifted and your backstain cute
Oh my. Oh my. It's not in here. What? It might be at the Hebsky. Maybe. All right. I'm
turning around. Semper thinking about a five kip. The global thing with a sub. Okay. Turn
And I shake them around,
Bring it around sir you bring.
It around
this message listen up
&백
...
You gotta drop something you gotta get you gotta get rid of that
I'll put the battery Fragus
I know the batteries important
The battery
Put the battery
Let's just go to pier and die to Santa Tare guys I'm down for that
Yeah I'm super down to hell
I don't think that sounds like a good time
I really do need to drop this battery though this is crazy
Oh no I just set armor
They don't oh no scar had he thank you for the stuff stop for it Nick
Scott they were a prime shot he they would have not gifted
Okay, I think it's I think it's an haps I'm getting Intel I'm getting Intel
It's most likely in haps because we checked every other spawn. It's probably in haps, dude. Well, it's got to be somewhere
Let's go grab after them go to the pier
I just bring me around the fucking world with this car battery in my butthole
Disappear extra. This is why you chose you chose this Tony. I didn't choose this
You're gonna chose it one
Do you think you think I why you to be fucking Ronnie Coleman now?
You were in a thousand one and you were supposed to bring that car battery out of the rain
Yeah
We're in the ass
Specifically six four two. They were the bug in it. So they were the fire get the carry
They were the five good in the weekend. They were the prime mark. They were the problem
I am like a fucking slug a slug
So I have an idea
You drop your backpack right here. I drop my bag we get that. Well, what about to pick up the case?
I'm gonna get the car battery right here. I don't I think it's a task
Thank
Yes
Well, I'm gonna get the car batteries in case
Hey, drop the car battery, put in your bag.
Just put in your bag.
Shrop your bag here.
Dude, holy fucking shit.
Hahahaha!
Dude, you're the sloth looking down on me.
RRRRRRRRRAAAAHHH!
RRRRRRRRAAAAHHH!
Goddamn it, one of those big-ass Toronto sources.
RRRRRRAAAHHH!
Now, you're quite dipple on some leaves.
Go ahead.
Get your little snaggy.
Dude, drop your bag in the bush, dude!
Well, we're gonna have to- we have to go further up.
I'm not gonna let the fucking busher drop to them.
I'm dropping this bush right here and drop the car batters
Now we're going up to there drop your backpack. No
What the fuck do you mean?
Drop your fucking I need it. Oh my fucking god. If I need it then I have to come back and then go back again
To pick up this case
Dude, it's gotta be a task item!
Nah, you don't know that.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
The Barsky, they even have 5 gifted subs, they even have a Prime Texas, they even have
a Prime, they even have 5 gifted, as well, I can't read their name, Arrow, they even
have 5 gifted subs, Races Edge, they even have 5 gifted subs, Andrew, guys, Kelly, they
even have a sub.
Ben, thank you for the five, get it.
Dude, I just bounced that tracer off of his face.
Axe chef, thank you for the subs, guys.
Thank you very much, fellas.
Let's go, thank you for the five gifted.
thank you guys thank you guys
all right
You can see here
Skilber got free sounds the motherfucker that they bear they run up on
Well, you didn't know
I mean, honestly, dude, I was pretty confident. I feel like I didn't know that
I wanted to suppress I think
Like whatever grab. I like grabbing. You're right
in the door
To right behind the door. No other other side of the door. Oh
Thank you
Don big old scolding with a faggot the next thing would have like it to Maxing if I could in give us thing with a prime
You know, but I'm doing with a prime
This is a long day with a plan.
That was a hash cheeks.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no, look this way.
Come this way.
We're going.
Oh.
Come this way.
Oh.
We're going to go to the village.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
We'll put up cabins.
And then we'll do a little loop to loop back to there.
Yeah, you want to come.
So I'm saying this is what you want to do.
Yeah.
Yeah, colleges, grab the thing, loop the loop and pull, come back.
Loop the loop and pull up at the pier and then get the pier and then leave.
Well, and then grab the bat.
Well, loop the loop, pull, grab the battery, hit the pier, grab the thing and then leave.
Pretty much that.
Damn good plan.
Holy fuck it's shit, dude, you're a water.
Thank you, dad, saying it's a three-month night.
They would've fucking did the cats thing.
What if I could do?
Wait a second.
Why does he shoot now?
The water?
Yeah.
Let me get a little bit of that.
I mean, not a water.
Well, it's in my backpack.
Oh, and you told me not to bring my fucking backpack.
Oh, I see him.
Hold on, wait, before he shoots.
Where is he?
He's dead.
My god, bro, he's still alive. He's not alive
We actually shooting someone he's alive. No, no, all right, bro that guy's head snapped back
That guy's head bro. He's just thrown it man his neck went limp the head snapped back
I just killed him.
I think I'm gonna fight get the chief.
They would have a good to Coxie.
They would have five months teaser.
They would have five get it.
White.
They would have a good to.
Rising.
They would have sub.
Yonder.
They would have prime snap back to reality.
Yeah.
There goes that guy's head.
as it's so easy to see it might read on
what the lights got turned off I don't know if you saw that
it was flickering in the lights
almost for Apple
I think most for Apple is up there
can't see shit, you guys can't see shit
wait really?
It's way brighter for me.
That's a blessing.
Thank you.
Thank you everybody.
I appreciate it.
It does it way brighter for me though.
You didn't need to unplug my capture card at some point.
It might be...
I don't know.
I'm not back to my battery.
Yeah, I got you guys.
That's way better.
That's way better.
It seems darker than, doesn't seem darker than normal.
about in daytime raids. daytime raids darker than normal. Like I said, sometimes the capture
cards like kind of bug out. Okay, I can try to unplug it and plug it back in. I might do
I don't know what it should be that like it's definitely dark on my screen but it's not
that dark.
this case okay thank you for a good no less live jpels on thank you guys oh yeah
my three bell which shouldn't be that dark why is it's not picking up
is it not picking my video shit oh wait I've got a curiosity does this can you
guys see this it no it's definitely dark it's definitely is way darker than on
I'm going to unplug it, I think it might be bugged out, I'm going to try to fix it, sorry.
Yeah, I'm going to try to fix it.
It might be the capture guard bugging, yeah it should be, it should be much brighter, it
should be.
Zero thing for the five gifted, mirror thing for the five gifted, anonymous, anonymous,
for the subs. It's plugging tin. See you Nick. Thank you very much guys. If that doesn't
work I can just put a gamma filter over the stream. Like so. I think it just caps your
card bug though. I got it. I'm not playing. Oh, yeah. I got your water back to you. Oh,
Thanks
There's a scab that just walked by
Don't care didn't ask
Jeez, okay, let's go fuck myself done
That's you gonna fight it is bossing if I get a wisdom of the bruh
Okay, damn, guys.
Wait.
Did you kill this thing right here?
Oh.
I think there might be a guy in here. I heard wood.
Uh-oh.
Okay, I take back what I said. I take back what I said, I do care. I didn't ask. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna need your help here.
I'm giga heavy.
I'm pretty sure I heard what it is.
That's my name.
Unless I got like crazy.
I am, I am in the hallway, can we sit in there for a second, I want to put my capture card
real quick and I might be bugging.
Okay, that shit.
Okay, guys, tell me if this gets any brighter, alright, I don't know.
When I come back.
The
brighter same is better is better is better okay hopefully that doesn't get
too crazy in the daytime. If it's too crazy in day raids, let me know. It might be a
little too crazy.
They're gonna lay off the hot sauce.
Oh, shit, my back, back.
AHHHHH FRIENDS!
Where's that?
In the corner over here.
More fat chub.
Tower next to us is a 219 small, by the lighthouse.
Yeah, I was just testing you that was a that was a test pop a little pop quiz make sure
you guys are paying attention.
You did great a pluses for everybody a pluses for everyone.
Great job.
Great job.
So was able to back into brandy.
They would have a zero thing with a sub a new business up for all things with sub was
salty they would have fun get it
me excellent job guys excellent
excellent job Matt thank you for the
five given it five thing about a five
get it post a bit of five good and
zebra they were the five get it you do
that guy smacked in the face I checked
your tasks. Oh, who is who is this? Dude, I don't know what
I'm gonna do. Oh, it's here. By the way, don't don't turn those
into skier. You need them for. I guess they're gonna chase
some tasks. No, this is a find and raid propane. I got a
weapons case from and an injectors case. Yeah, but that's
when the later in the quest line but I'm pretty sure there's another quest that you need to
proceed delivery I don't know oh and then it gives the gives you two propane tanks it gives you
them back okay what is it what did you wait that's your fuel you get a fuel already I already got
We got a bunch of reserve stuff.
We have a bunch of lighthouse stuff.
I don't know what we're doing.
I'm going to shit ton of reserve stuff.
Oh, I can't put the tier six plate in this rug.
Also turn your military equipment.
What I guess yes yes yes yes
Who didn't even turn that into a good question
I
Get new and now I guess this thing's yeah, it's gonna start jamming
180k god bring the case with the military equipment to our driver. Oh, you're fucking joking
Fucking joking, are you serious? No, no, no, I'm not
No, I'm not actually what that quest says. Yeah, that's exactly what it says. No, that's not real. Oh
That's real. All right. That's not fucking real. Oh, that's real. All right. Oh
That's very real
These dudes love their fucking btr driver well they put up in the game for a reason
to be to our rotisserie chicken man
guys just use our fucking vodka and shit all fucking day
well I guess we're doing that huh
I guess we're going woods
yeah we're going woods
but let me turn to this quest holy fuck
I don't want to start doing targov shooter
whose quest is this diplomacy
I'm going to start doing target shooter which one's that
a little nice gas four minutes away the bulldox variable uh iron sights
and leg and the oh maybe we could do that yeah i wasn't bringing like a vpo or something
it's a secondary yeah yeah let's see
so i said we go woods
Yeah, well we should put that that case so we have it
Let's let's see what we have on woods
We have a couple of marking quests
Marking quests, I think we like marking quests
Okay, you're a different gun.
I'm gonna go along me.
Now let me get my go along me.
Let me get my go along me.
I'm gonna go along me.
And now I'm a fat piece of shit again.
Because I have two guns on me.
The this farm or whatever
Don't know farm what yeah
Stop before the oh, I think I just didn't walk for nothing at all. We did the
Okay, we can do it back. It's fine. Yeah, we did you shit in there anyways like a k12 shit, so
to
Turn a quest. All right. We don't want to turn in. No, I turned in that thing
our pissed
Yeah, I'm gonna be task items. We're good
We're good. It's acting with a broad national if I could didn't help single if I've good did guys single if I could
Hey, you think about the prime fairs thing with a faculty filly name if I could the veteran they'd like it to goosey name
the brand macros and they would have a good occasion would have a good working
they would have said no they would have a good dark and I would have five get the
Toro they would have five given it hold them all
hold them all thank you guys thank you guys
task item yeah we're dropping it off the crate the crate we need to bring it to
the the BTR guy the drunk Russian in the tank he's a little like Blyat I need
weapons
the non-alarmist thing with a five-givered or fifths thing with a five-givered
cap thing with a five-givered T-dubs thing with a five-givered whoa whoa whoa
save your day what am I gonna do guys in the prime models thing with a 16 months
Well, they went up around DJ them for the months. How old am I? I'll be 32. November.
I want to get out of the bag and then die. I think I'm going to make a good spawn.
Oh, actual good, actual good spawn for the BTR guy.
We'll shoot the same scams, like for the drops. I mean, sure, that man's kneecap.
Probably not really gonna use that. Oh, I need to
Buckle on the pin the thing for star forge
No, that's a box
What are we doing? Oh, we have to go scabs headshots. How many do we need?
Like obviously like J. Thank you the fun get in five six six, maybe yeah, I think
total together or five six.
I think so. I think.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh
Food got his leg easy your turn your turn on the tree at the tree where I don't have to get headshots
I learned to get headshots shoot its legs shoot its legs
I can't see his legs
Well, there's a scab right next to me. Is it from a distance? Yeah, you're 25 meters
A lot of scabs
I thought we're gonna do headshots
No, you do do headshots, but also I do like shots
of
the
of
the
That's gotta be far enough.
No, it's gotta go up farther up there.
No?
Yeah, I think so.
It's not far enough?
No, it should be good now.
I can't see him now.
I can't see him now.
How many do we need?
Okay, I'll get, let me look.
Hold on, I got you.
I got you, Tony, don't worry.
Oh, I hear him dying.
He's in the shack now.
You need to shoot him three times in the leg
And then two times in the head, and then kill five scabs,
pull them meters away with a bold-datch right on sights.
Well, I feel the scab dying in there.
If I run away and he bleeds to death,
I'll get the kill.
Actually true, actually true.
If he just sits in there and dies.
sure you're able to shoot this fella's legs I say we stay over here for a bit
yeah for the btr yeah I also need to kill shderman if he's up
you get his key
oh oh scavington shoot this guy scav I had the truck on the truck
shoot him the kneecaps she was the genu-
wait why don't i have the leg stuff what quest is the legs
I don't have to shoot it too.
Oh my fucking god.
What?
You got one end too at the same time?
Oh there's a guy with the, there's a guy with the mosey.
There's a guy with the woods, in the woods, in the woods, in the woods.
Where are you?
The fucking woods everywhere.
Yeah, I know what to call it.
I see him with the rock.
What else would I say?
There's a bush next to the rock.
The bush next to the rock.
The boulder, the boulder looking thing.
In the woods, motherfucker, we're on woods.
He's in the woods, even the woods.
He's in the woods.
What do you want me to say, man?
There's a bunch of trees.
Oh, my God, I just one tap this man back into fucking Narnia.
Holy shit.
He's lucky I have every salary.
Oh, my God, bro.
I was strafing to.
I just
No, no, that crash I was actually crazy
It's
is a good shot. Okay, good work. Hey, come on. Let's get five big clappies. Come on, guys. Come on.
Let me call him up. Hey, good work, Tony. Got that. Oh, there's a trojan. They've got to get
an axe. They've got to get a waffle. They would if I get it. Reeves. They've got to get a
gal. They're going to get a salmon. They would if I could get Bob. They would if I could just
starting to get an agent of a sub you could be named about get it
The BTR man should
Yeah, I'm just gonna blow his like stomach out a bunch and just let him bleed to that
I'm fucking killing that motherfucker.
I'm taking a little four gifted punk.
I think I'm five gifted.
Fuck, I'm shooting one.
All right, well, I don't have one out of five for this.
Why don't I not accept the other one?
You had, okay, so there's a thing we'd like accept.
VTR is not coming by the way.
A task under the task.
How do you have how do you weigh the new UI works?
Is really weird this task under the task.
Yeah, this task is considered like its own category.
Yeah, you can fart too.
OK. Yeah. All right.
Got it. Where are you at?
Fix my cock.
By the B temples up.
I
Subcast now, it's not a
I mean dude. Oh my god. Sorry. It's my right. That's all right. Yeah
You yeah, of course
Pretty much where that guy was but like
towards like the shack, like that area, deeper over there.
He has an Asterisk, I'm pretty sure there's another guy with another gun.
So careful.
I'm up by Dickhead Rock, kind of.
Yeah, he's gonna be like to the left, in the woods upwards.
I'm rotating through a Sherman camp.
are you rotating through storming camp yeah I'm gonna run the dickhead rock
going far right he's on grass in the woods okay yeah okay become maybe like
some trees around him yeah a few trees I don't say I'm bro he would be maybe
that big ass boulder over there you might be running over there that's like why i'm out
they just leave them at this point well yeah yeah i mean i want to go ahead green
flair or something just quick reset and come back also we should probably bring wait do we need
to bring a salt rifle is it dmr's this man no or is that something else no dmr's is reserve
Okay
Yeah, douche, yeah in front of you. Yeah, there's a scab
They're looking at us now. We're going green flower. I want it. I want to yeah, or we're gonna hook the
Beach might be better
I feel like people do have a scope right now.
I doubt it, yes, it's hard, I don't have a scope.
Brew, they have a prime, Borto, they have a sub, Jaeger, they have a 5-gifted, Pinky, they have a 5-gifted, Geno, Gora, they have a sub, Shark, they have a 5-gifted, Whiskey, they have a 5-gifted, White, they have a prime,
or after something if I get it safe thing but if I could did shit rock thing but if I get it
It's all thank you for the five gift it as well
Thank you guys the five get it did a fire get it I get it subs
Oh, okay, I really missed the wrong guy, oh shit, oh my god, that damn fucking terminator.
I know.
Does that Russian dominate the scout?
Hey, one more at 40 meters.
Do the light shots have to be the distance?
Yeah, 45.
Dude I keep getting the fucking stamina bug it's insane
I'm not sure it causes it. Oh
I'll get it though
You have what you're right here last one. It's far
It's not far
Now it's not 40 meters she's too close
So we'll have to come back and do the other one. I'll definitely get it all righty
We'll see if Grease looks up
Oh, I see a scan
What that's
fate they would if I could do things that we could do another name I can read up
all the symbols
it's telling us
it's a bit far
the mxlr
ah that's a good one
I like me to go on that
Chinko thing with a five good that shot thing with a five gifted
Give me some tea, I'm actually gonna make some tea. I think well, there's open here
Hello guy
Love fucking semi-auto. Thank God. I shot like on the back
There's a dude right here player. Yeah, I just I mean I see that
I
Battle thing but if I get the run thing if I get the mark on the back of the lake at the
Market thinking about getting the sad name if I get it
Hey
the sub drops are working make sure you claim them on the website and your
twitch drops simultaneously you may need to
I
Didn't take care of someone thank you man moment. Do you think the moment jet?
She changed guns
You
That's a lot of shit, remember?
Then, second fellas, my apologies, got that, okay, I need to do something else, so I just
forgot what I need to do, remember?
I
Turn this booze shooter part two. Yeah
Wait, how do you know I didn't have to our cop shooter part to what how did you have I just got Tarkov shooter to
How'd you just get it? I don't know. How did you have it? What?
I don't know. I've had it. I don't I had to complete that quest to get that one.
You should be able to do both of them at the same time, like always.
I didn't have it.
Sure. Yeah, I just got it when I completed the other one.
The drop down arrow didn't do anything.
Interesting.
bugs with a new quest system, you say?
I don't know.
It's quite interesting.
No peculiar, no way the new system and talk of another bug.
Oh, there's doesn't pass. It's impossible.
There's no way.
Thanks for these moes and rails.
Yeah, that's really useful for me. Thanks for that, bro
Guys we're giving that shit us for years. Yeah, I'm gonna run the bathroom checking my cat and take a piss
I'll be right back. All right. Yeah, give me a moment
I
You guys doing well, that's code name for him to go and take a massive shit
you
you
You guys see what I see, dude?
Dude, imagine if you were that chair.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Sheesh dude, why'd you bring that chair dude?
I've returned.
Welcome back.
Alright, I was going to turn in this case.
Yeah, let's go turn in this case.
Get my little leg shots on these guys.
Little leggies.
Yeah, I need to shoot them in the head.
You also need to shoot them in the head.
Alright, I need like, yeah, three leg shots
and two headshots, okay.
They give it a prime spec. They give it a five gifted band. They give it a five good to the hall next thing with a problem
No, I think it's a woman 30. They were the prime speed. They were a five gifted
to
do
the
Holy Zeus Scrum Henry, thank you for the 5-get-to-counting for 4 years.
My pink dog shit right now, I have no idea, but the server's a little fucky for sure.
Everyone's on a game plan.
Definitely a little bit fucky.
It's kind of typical, like, early white-ish.
All right, give me them scabs.
I'll change here for my scabs, and I'll mop my scabs.
And y'all will bring me my scabs, or else, take him from the raids of a hundred dead
tenets I want my scabs
he's got them bushes they sneak up on you
I am the direct descendant of the talk of man Sky Bridges
yeah that means I got a little rushing in there
yeah what are you trying to get done what are you talking about
You see the glorious bastards, right?
Well, yeah, I told you, the most fond memory I have is...
Yeah, I know, I'm quoting the hell out of that.
The theater scene?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the theater scene, yeah.
And the shoe bear.
The bear do.
The shoe bear.
We mean it the same thing.
It's clearly the same thing.
bears you
where are the scams by the way oh I see the scale man in the leg yeah bam
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Come here boy
Come here boy
This is moving crazy style
Come here boy
Yeah I know what the fuck
fucking car comes next to me son is next to me
oh my god it was Igor oh god damn it Igor
my boy
I just snuck up on that this gun is not accurate enough to headshot scabs
what's the velocity or something
I got one of them. One head shot remaining. Yes, sir. I need about my goal. I'm a cost
going. But if I get the grass, even if I get the green, I think I could do areas in the
four more. Wait, you need more headshots after this?
I need four more. I need just each of the more less. You want them jobs.
But you only need two headshots. What? Oh, you just need the scavcals in general. I
Where
Order
motherfuckers gas
On this motherfucker plane
There's a guy at the at the rock
Yeah, holy shit. I'm sorry. Oh, wait. I was actually like super far away from like a big gun. I don't know what that was
At the duffel bagel
I
You know what's one double-bag hill rock there's a guy up there
And there's a guy with a Lapua AP holy fuck that might be the good
Oh, there's definitely it there's definitely like a reverb issue. I just got the craziest
easiest reverb audio. It sounded like I threw a rock down a
hold on. I got the mines extract if you want every
BTR. But it's a fucking BTR here. What? You should be coming
in like a minute. And now on the warehouse in the warehouse.
No, no, no, I killed a guy in here. Oh, well, that's you.
The thing might be coming.
This guy was getting shot across the map Giga
That's not good. If the BTRs here I have the mines you can grab the packages
Oh
Almost on the fucking lord. Yeah
No, you don't understand
a green trace just fucking wait my eyes up on the thing yay that was a
rather freaky the BTR the BTR the BTR go go go get in get in get in get in
get in I'm coming I'm coming we're gonna go to depot okay this guy here guy
here find the truck find the truck I fucked him up
I see him. He's dead. Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, he's just catching me right. He's an MDR, he's not geared. We're gonna go to,
we're gonna go to, um, we're no trains. No.
me when you're in Jesus Christ.
We're going on a trip. Nope. We're going on a trip. And our favorite BTR. You're
Hello galloping little Chad Stines. Oh, you're galloping. Yes, there were you. Oh my
I don't know what you're banging to coconuts. It's actually not on a horse. Is the crystal
coconut actually? For I guess, where'd you get those coconuts? Coconut's not native to Russia.
Uh, I had been imported from Peacekeep.
You know, maybe a swallow carried them over here from a more tropical climate.
Yeah, the key to his wife.
Okay.
We're gonna say goodbye to the job, say goodbye to the hooligan, say goodbye to the dapper, say goodbye to Dino.
Say goodbye to the wolf, say goodbye to the hunter, say goodbye to the gift, say goodbye to the lifer, say goodbye to the envy.
Say goodbye to the smell, say goodbye to the 27 months.
an African Swallow? Well, a European Swallow doesn't have enough velocity and uplift on
its wings to carry a coconut. So no, I don't think so. Why don't think of it if I could
do it? It must have been an African Swallow. It must have been. You both think of it as
prime-aidery and then with a five, give it to...
A SWALLOW?
Up to the BTR again.
Oh, talk to him and mechanic said you need some help.
Can you stop fucking galloping over there?
It's not my leg, it's my third leg!
I can't help but get dressed up for what I want!
I think I picked amazing perks.
My perk selection was...
Cheers, mate!
she has Mike
bound up down
are we there yet no over there yeah I'm doing some tea
for my throat I'm gonna have such a sore throat if I keep yapping like this
most thing if I get a crumb sing with a gifted racing with a prime blue thing
with a faculty nuns think of it like it didn't melt and think of it a fire get
it twisted thing with a fire get a chatter all thing with a prong something
with a sub pew thing with a vacuum to pooling thing with a sub cussing thing
with a fire get it toxic thing of the fire get it
Rectum there's six months
Skazia
So I still need one more scan had shop
But we get the package
How do you keep not having water
What oh, I see a scab I need to get 40 meters from this guy. I don't think I'm gonna get 40 meters
Oh fucking asshole scab. Oh, yeah. Oh that worked
I've understood nice
Damn there's some dank loot here. Yeah, this is
Well, mr. Oh, that's it mr. He is
I don't know, dude.
Oh, lots of hoses.
It's like usually most of the time.
We have the 15 hydration perk.
You gotta carry that water on you.
I know, I know, dude, but like shit.
Put that water on you.
Put that shit on you.
Sometimes I just don't want to, dude.
I want to give you my water, so there's that.
Oh.
Okay.
on the ground I'll grab that. I'm giving you so much of my water. It's it's got a
lot. I got milk. So it's fine. Oh, Rolex. Whoa. You need that. Yeah. I guess this analyzes
the resume.
To loot the scabs in this area. Do they actually have better loot or he said they like pick
up shit six seven seventy five dollars nice so I keep my seventy five dollars in the bathtub
Oh my god, I've run an OFZ shell.
Wait, I just realized we're probably gonna break your legs.
No, I have the code.
You fucking idiot.
Wait, where did you find that?
Okay, first off, I feel like I've got it.
I said.
That's why I said.
I was like, let's go, let's go to the fucking, the lands far away.
I have the code.
We can get the package.
I can't hear you.
I don't find another water.
Congrats, I got both of them.
I found another water.
Okay.
Alright, I think I looted over there.
Yeah, I got it.
Let me just grab this sledgehammer.
What you be by?
Sledgehammer!
I didn't make this HK better. This is not good staff thank you for the five gifted
Pretoria thing about five get the nugs thank you for four months over thank you
for the five get it blasted thank you to prom twinker twinker bell things a
I'm talking to God damn Nemo's house. I'm sure you're extracting too. I'm talking to Nemo's motherfucking house right now
No, yeah, I'm all fucking fish. You're not even like Dory level. You're worse
When she Dory or Dorothy no Dorothy's the Wizard of Oz
Disrespectful Dory's
Aren't they gonna find get them they've been here three sub, but thank you
What
Dude you you're like
You're like Nemo's house. I'm like Squidward's house, bro
Funky, thank you for the five give did Fox ain't no fucking good. I got that fucking chiseled face
I'm like Squidward's house
You got question mark you got goddamn large mark you got you have so many different phases and and transitions
Once you turn it to question mark you turn it to God that Patrick stars of rock my PMC is less than 25 meters of the Baltic action
I caramba
I caramba
Gordbridge cast the net Wi-Fi cameras on all these maps
Would I turn in this package? Okay shipping delay. There we go
That it mechanic helping hand, okay
Not everything
The codes for free shit in the launcher turn in this mask
Free stuff oh and living highs not a crime
I
Got took off shooter part four as well. Did you have one?
How do you have one three and four you didn't finish fucking one
I
Tell you a man like you got to get better
I don't know what you're doing wrong, but like obviously the game knows I'm not I must I must know
It's it knows you're the worst player, so it's giving you more quests so you can
Fucking bone is what it's doing
How do you have the I've I've shooter oh I for I for I for
Well, the gear craver is just from the quest.
We really?
Yeah, I turned in the quest.
I got a gear crate as a reward, a bunch of ammo, guns, and shit.
Shit, never mind, then.
I'm bad, too.
That's what I heard.
I don't know.
That's what I heard.
I'm sick.
I'm wrong.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, dude.
I'm bad.
Shit.
I
Have so much shit in my stash. It's crazy. Yeah, I clean mine eventually
To hide out
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
that's a good question. I haven't looked at what the fuck we have to do. I'm still collecting
on my rewards for my my successes on the battlefield.
That's like the seven.
Here's the thing, we need, we need half masks.
We need a bunch of bronze force, golden figurines.
We need first watch is a listeria. You have all those
Mm-hmm. I still need any black rocks and a fucking cowboy hat
I need to go to customs and grab something
Are we?
We go with interchange
I think for now
Isn't the kill killer
The weapons crebo we need the key card for that
We just dashed cash register keys on interchange which we don't have
any general wares oh wait can i craft the shunkas
we got
actually that's a good ascom
my god they're expensive to craft holy it's like 120k per
It's only one. What's only one. Yeah, there's 40 minutes to craft. Holy shit.
Dude, what the fuck?
I will. We still have a bunch of reserves up that
maybe we might be that might be getting us other things.
Um,
we could do the customs one real quick.
Oh my god dude the hideout is so expensive.
I spent 1.2 million car batteries.
Oh my god.
Oh my god my money what just fucking happened.
I did not like that.
I did not like that at all.
I did not like that at all.
Oh, what it cost?
I spent 1.2 million car batteries.
Yeah, that doesn't sound fun.
Oh, it was not fun.
Oh, I had 10 million, I was 7 million.
Still good.
That's good.
I'm email.
All right.
We have the Wi-Fi cameras or factory and we have claustrophobia.
I did claustrophobia ready?
You did?
We still have that. We still have the Wi-Fi cameras.
So many things.
Illumination three, what do I need for illumination three?
Just doing hideout shit right now.
Yeah, I'm just looking at our class to see what we can do.
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
There is some clean up stuff, like factory, like the Wi-Fi cameras and that customs quest that could probably give us some more quest because it's a, I might have like more stuff, I just need to click and upgrade and I can't upgrade, but I have everything for it.
That was gone.
Oh, did not buy the wires.
I'm clicking upgrade and I can't upgrade it.
I'm sorry, game.
I don't know what's going on with that.
What is going on with that?
Oh, my, bro, set 50 shades.
They would fight against Justin.
They would fight against Ronald.
They would fight against Megabyte.
They would fight against Hamster.
They would fight against Sub.
Vexing.
They would fight against Archer.
They would fight against Frost.
They would fight against Gifted.
Cody.
They would fight against Sub.
He'd be allergic to beds.
I don't think so, no.
I think it's just like stems and food.
Stimson food
There's a twitch drops on your seasonal. Yep. That's what they're for
That's what they're for loony think of it if I get a death keep thing or the five get it
Click next to the heart and buy all you need. Oh, yeah, I knew that
and
I'm spending a lot of money on my
same
is not fun
and I couldn't craft the restation three for some reason I won't know
the battle Salilis got 155K
and
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm doing med stations. I want to save my founder athletics.
Well, you're already message in three.
I have two.
I have everything like two or three crafting in my hideout basically.
Yeah, I'm getting.
Water collector. Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they did that.
Yeah, yeah, well these are gonna sell a bunch of stuff in my stash. That's fine
I don't know how much should I have to sell them almost
All right height out is upgraded. Oh, I just spent like six metal. Oh my god. Okay. I find metal
Yeah, I have 2.3.
Oh, my.
Yes, chill.
So what do I do?
We have reserve White House.
We can do some cleanup on factory, which I think that might be the angle because I didn't
It's a
some down for that.
The sun factory.
Okay, see you on there.
I see the cluster from the idea is one more question and look, I can double check.
The cobalt item, it's a baguette, yeah.
Baguette streamer, French baguette streamer item.
Oh, wee wee.
Oh, wee wee, it's a baguette.
Well, a baguette, though.
I need to kill people with bulties, close range.
Can I get a fucking MXLR?
I'm going to bring my Wafaa cameras and I said we'd go.
How many do we need?
Three.
Are you bringing a gun to close range to kill shoot?
Yes, I'm doing.
I have a shotgun on the ground and I have...
Okay.
OK, let's get it.
Oh, you're on my lobby.
No, hold on.
I'm putting a scope.
Oh, my back hurts.
I've got a tech on this.
308 M.E. I'm going to wear a fucking.
I guess, sad one.
Same Zs.
Okay, wait, what are we doing here? We have two Wi-Fi cameras, the three Wi-Fi cameras.
Three? Where are we putting them?
On the the rafters or whatever, or like the the floating things you know what I'm talking about?
Crazy, wait, we have that already?
Yeah, we did a lot of, we did a lot of tasks.
The walls have eyes. Okay. Yep.
Item trooper TFO body armor and gazelle K body armor.
To the high com trooper TFO body armor.
For what? That's after so good part two is part three.
Need two gazelles
Well, you have the black rocks already. Yeah craft them
How'd you have all that fucking shit to craft them? I
Talk about I don't have them to the thing you can craft the door
But you can yeah, oh, I just bought two of them. Oh
But I'm already crafting other shit, so that's gonna be in a while
I'll be done with that in an hour, I'll be done with that in an hour, okay, I have three
Wi-Fi cameras and I have my flock cameras, my fucking flock cameras, bro, all right,
I'm gonna put a flashlight on this John, let me show you the lobby, I will be in the lobby
for the factory, the new best thing about the five give the thousand even if I get the
pronation they would if I get the weezy thing to prep they would a prep
they would if I get it in sax they would if I could did guys
they
what is on your back what
Oh shit, you mean business, dude.
I mean, what's so much?
I know you're bringing that does nuts.
Thank you for the five gifted anubis.
Thank you for the five gifted.
I was thinking about a five gift did spike thing with a prime
Thank you fellas, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Been a 13 hour stream today. I'm
for
I believe at least 10 more hours
Probably we're gonna be here for a long time jam. Think what if I get in?
We're gonna be here for a while
for a while. See how long I can really go, I guess.
Brett, think you're gonna fight, get it?
You're not gonna fight, get it?
Think you're gonna...
I need to go underground and kill things.
Okay, you need to kill shit with a bolt, E2,
and three players of close range each.
I think I heard
What's his name wait how do you have that close range? Yeah
That's our gun shooter something that's that no, it's not for her for is like eliminate 15 targets
EFC operatives less than 25 meters away. It's three is that oh, okay? Okay? I miss
Yeah, there's a big fella
I
Need these things to come down. Yeah, I'm just shit all over him
But it's helmet in my ass
Doctor they were the prom you open there with a fight get it
Paul name of I get it certified name of I get it
Coming down here.
Yeah, trying to find scabs.
Not a big old shotgun.
There are shots over in front of us, above us.
OK.
Come on, let's get it!
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
Where you coming on the stairs?
Fuck it shot him in the chest that he ran to hide prone. Oh, he's cause screams
He's like there's no way you can help never find me here
Sneaky he's like how the hell did he find me?
safe up top
yeah I'll be hunting underground
yeah
There's a dead body here
Okay, let's go
Dude so many gift and he's not even reading brother. I've read out
I don't even know how many if you think I could read and play a game and do all these things at once like I
Do it I do it every
Fucking few minutes
I don't have zero fucking voice left
I'm trying I'm trying
That's gotta go on man
There's no scabs down here, whatever.
Yeah, sometimes it's like, don't fucking go down there.
I don't have a whole scab.
Oh yeah, we did the WIFER cameras.
Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
Over here, by the extra.
Here's something.
There's a player on the way.
There's a player on the way.
That's your thing.
That's Cass, man.
That's it.
There's the guy that was shooting at me.
Where was he at?
Dude, this guy's locked the fuck in with these...
I'm coming.
Dude, he's kind of different.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I
Shot him directly in the top of the head like the very the very tippy top of the head I just
Shot him in the head it came out his ass like
Yeah, yeah fucking straight through them
Now I'm gonna go get these things
Really things
Stabbing they were 54 months claimed they go to fuck it it does think what if I get the handy thing
If I get the nicer thing with a prime nil saying would it give the Patrick man?
We're gonna back into the heart they were the sub six they were the prime whiskey
They were the prime Wally they were the sub had they were the fuck get it
I can't think of it if I get it.
Checkers, what if I get to cut?
Think of it if I get it.
Wait, where you going?
Wait, don't leave any protection.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to go mark one other thing.
Is that you running?
Well, I'm running upstairs right now.
OK, here you right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's me.
I got a break on my nose.
Take it down the chair.
five gifted buzzing with a sub to anything with a sub
things in the office might be peace guys because the new scouts respond
yeah
um they didn't even get these guys on the ground they ate them
come to back back hey you might be everyone come to back back
I'm missing an arm and a leg, so I don't want to be here too long
Are they gonna gate three for the last one? I see you're getting the one over there
I'm getting the one over here. Oh, and I can't drop down here because it's lagging
Oh, this guy's yapping his ass off shut up pussy
Corona, thank you for the fire, get us up.
And you?
Yeah.
I
Just probably one of you worst question the game. Yep, this one sucks
Oh my god, Dan, thank you for the fighting it. Oh, God, David. If I give the Tim
Thank you if I get the cheap name of the vibe get the Alaska name of the vibe get the
Stage thing with a prime style thing. What if I get it magic they were the sub
Every little thing that you say
the fuck out of my way
that's excuse me I'm just fixing these god damn
over your ass I'm trying to play with my camera
what even are these cranes like a learning crane thing I think yeah
it's nice like the control box for the cranes up ahead I think yeah
these are actually all real things
yeah yes you got a little crane thing yeah
maybe use them like shipping yards and stuff right
oh fuck this is gonna break my chud legs
oh
oh my fucking god it's a scab ambush
itching those thing but if I get it
oh vart anything but if I get it
I get an eternal thing with a prime, chunky thing with a five-get-it magic thing with a sub.
Oh, that's not a lot about a lot, you know?
A lot of things, a lot of things about the world.
My travels, some experiences.
It's got that right. It's got that right.
It's got that right.
Look at that osteoporosis is hitting osteoporosis is
It's head good raid I
Got Ruth those things are five get it. Thank you. I'm I get it
You got two of my two of my kills for this other shit
Kill a bunch of scabs
Kill a bunch of scabs with bulties all around which I've been doing. I don't know if it counts for you as well though
Gee, thank you for the prime spicer thing if I get to scalding with a sub constant
They would if I get to bunzing if I get it
I'll say I'll just do the same
Break thing you're gonna work two months
There are quests that are not shared.
Yeah, these things for six months.
Yep.
Levi, I think even 20 months val thing that if I get it, this quest that aren't shared
seem like to the stop the quest that unlocked stuff and don't give you trader rep.
They seem like the longer quest lines that give you unlocks.
Yeah.
Everything I've seen so far that gives you trade a rep is shared progress or so it seems
I'm a lobby fuck no, no, no, no, no, no
I
Got a
Zenos how do I do Zenos?
Oh, I hope I got three different guns going to factory, so I need three
Actually, I could put this HK way
Because I need to gloss the probably a
I'll put the HK way actually
I'm gonna run the bathroom for cute
Yeah
Level 32. Holy fuck. I'm level 32. Yeah, what the fuck did that happen?
We're questing doing holy shit. It's so fast. Yeah, I know
Well, we're kind of smoothies. I don't give me a second Jesse. Thank you for the vibe with the game thing if I could it all right
TOTY SHIT NUMBER THIN!
Number 10, come on in, TOTY SHIT NUMBER THIN!
Oh, wait, I probably should have queued this up.
my god the timing perfect timing I'm right here Mike thank you for the gift
the jazz right they got a fight it's like it's like it if I get it bush man they
have a bucket of water they would have said born they would have back in the
I
See no one I need one more PNC to murder
I
Tent that tent is open that tent is open. I repeat
in his open
And do the water do the water
Oh
I shot his leg out, I shot his leg out, he's under
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god, dude. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god, bro. I finished my shit. I missed my shit. I just had to go scabs
Holy fuck.
Where is the guy that...
Oh shit.
You good?
Hold on, yeah.
Dude, that...
That guy...
That guy was fucking crazy, dude.
What is the other guy doing?
Yeah, got the poop water.
Okay.
What the...
Dude, this guy's damn black!
We're firing him right fire clean.
Oh
There's a guy in this under under um, he's under the office under the office
Walked away I killed scabs they they
player they were shooting at
i think he's towards your left the other extract
this town ain't enough for the two of us
what the hell behind me
you even flush it on
I'm in the offices, I'm in the offices.
Hey!
Knife.
Oh, he's so lucky there's a metal railing stopping my bullets.
You can get them.
The gas analyzer and factory.
The, like, medical office.
On the other side of the map over there, if you know what I'm talking about.
Second floor on that
Second floor over there
No, but thank you for the five get the date thank you for the five get the taco
Thank you for the gift it's a blood. Thank you for the pride. I see they were six months killer
They were five get the
I'm peeking. They were the five get it
I
Traitors are freaks same
Dude, thank God, holy fuck his armor is cucked this guy sucks
Should we should we leave look under ground for a scab real quick. Oh, yeah, you stuff to do that, okay?
of
the
I may have over here.
Just I don't think there's spawning
guys who does not come without.
Yeah, they were when I did it.
They were like.
They're like a big one.
The same.
And you shoot out.
Yeah.
Oh,
so you're running?
I'm not ready now I have a light on my pot water. Yeah, it's got over here
It's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming
the
it's a player
player
all right all you have a pistol
all did you're all good my man
other thing up to the left up to the left
practice lots of running lots of scabs and shit I need scabs I need scabs there's a
player down here help me kill him help me get I need players scabs players scabs
I should they're fighting it there's a scab ready he's coming down he's gonna
Egor's coming down, he's coming down.
Let him in, let him in, let him in.
Wait, if I kill him, I'll count.
I don't know.
I went on.
He's not moving, he's not moving.
He's back, I was, I gave him the finger.
Thought I would anger him.
I thought that would make him mad.
Yeah, I used tongue.
I
Mark you saw it's not very effective
Zack thank you for the five get the shot. Thank you. Bye. Good. This can't funny thing
If I get the whiskers, I get the chin. Maybe what I have get the pop. They were talking about good mom's thing
I don't think I'm gonna get it
They count
You know, okay, here's the thing you don't have to
I
That's cool
Yeah, it's pretty cool
Now that it matters
So I could have just
Hey stop that pussy!
Chill brother! Chill brother!
Chill brother!
Azuka!
Chill brother!
Azuka!
The other one here right over there is actually another one.
fuck it, let's eat
one more, one more, one more come in
are you-
YES!
YES!
good job
YES!
nice
great work
thank you god
now I come back here
mm-mm, bare arms, they gonna fight, get it bangled
they gonna run supreme, they gonna sub skull
they gonna fight, get it blade, they gonna prime jack
they gonna fight, get it kites, they gonna fight, get it
Thank you guys, thank you guys, thank you guys, thank you guys.
Seasonal gonna be the main mode now, probably.
Probably, if I had to guess.
Not far from it.
I'm cucked in the brain. Oh yeah.
That's okay.
Oregon, they were the 51 months cured, they were the four months double D,
they were the prods, shy, they were the soap.
I would have getting good at being an auctioneer man
I need five more kills of the Balti
okay yo I'm thinking yeah yeah
I
Mean yeah, I'm good
Okay, what else okay? What else we can go we go customs into the file
Red thing yeah, no, I think we have a few things in customs. I'm not mistaken
I
Know you want a red rebel, but we're the fuck I mean I know I know I'm just put it off
I mean the barter I have the barter for it. I don't have fucking expensive. It would be the barter, but like it is doable
What's the bar, let me look it's a ton of dry food 15 propane tanks
It's like 900 K
Another 500 K in that another
other three million that I don't I don't think you yeah you're good on that yeah yeah yeah
I don't think you need all that no no we don't need all that so you have to do it on customs
I think we have like one thing we have to grab the chemical that's it let me see
and I guess setup we'll do setup what counts as a scav go now dude I'm telling
you I think I think it's just fun and read gun like a all of a scab oh and you
have to kill PMC's with that no way no it's everything oh wait it is that way
you're right whatever mine that's not wait what what is it with scab weapons
Okay, someone explain to me what a scab weapon is
My PMC operatives and scab weapons shitty AK's SK's like can we use a 74 you undo it or like a
a
like an AK74, but can you mod it?
Wait, it's any shotgun.
No, it's more than shotguns.
Seventy four, you works.
Can I use like an AK74 and that's a scav gun, right?
And we use for a furniture.
Yeah, I think I got rid of that, though.
I still have it.
I
Don't like the way you sort consider the sky wait what a kiss 74 you
As y'all are making shit up it's not found in rain it's definitely not found in rain shit like that
and
the change set up
to the K12 works
you know that you can call for other maps. Yeah I know, but I have two of them and I
could just take off the attachments. Oh I can't buy them, never mind. Okay, I can use
a 70 flugget with just a regular AK? No you can't use an AK 74 now, you can use...
I'm thinking AK-74 you could use. That's a scab gun.
How?
It's called...
What is this rail they added?
All right, well, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna try this bro.
Yeah, try on air on this bitch.
A 74 is gonna work and I bet you can bought it.
I'm bringing my rifle the rifle for that. Okay, we have to grab this container. Where's this chemical thing?
What does it say look in the setup is a
Easy money part one
The courier. Okay, I want to do not what quest was this at skier?
Yo
Bring me to description. I can cook I can cook your quest
Let me cook. I got you
I don't know exactly where it's at which
supplements
The containers customs in the med lab. Okay, so crack house crack house
Or maybe it could be
Because that's what they call the med lab the other time
Well, they even a fucking a new back then you read a sub eternal thing if I get to check with a fight
Five months ginger, they're gonna fuck it to see things with a prom tactic
I think I'm gonna fight get it. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Crack out second floor second floor in the crack house man. Second floor in the crack
house. Second floor. We're going to the second floor.
Scab us. You don't need it anymore, man. You don't need it.
and
I need make a ticket with a five get it.
change my fate real quick.
All righty. Thank you. Good
So I needed your shanka.
You can use the the moon.
The moon. Yeah, well, I don't
have one. Oh, you can use
contact six with it.
The moon. Can you just wear
normal headphones or the shanka
Contact fives the way you have the Domiton manage
Yeah, I got the Domiton image also. Oh, you didn't do that. You didn't do the New Year's thing, huh?
No, can you bring me one?
Can you bring me one? Yeah, I got you. I wonder if I go our contact fives a little shit. I hope so
I'll tell you right now
You can you I can't use contact fours, but I can use content sixes, but I think that might be a but and use fives
I don't know I don't have fives
You're gonna get a status
Wait, you can't
Fuck and but I'll never five give the boomer they give it a five give it drills. Thank you for the sub
I'm gonna I should be able to buy headphones surely right
Turning my black rock
I
Got you a dumb on the beach
Bro I can buy contact sixes, so where we going I'm on the fleet. I don't know the fling how much 70
All right, hold on that cheap that's insane
Okay, for that you get that cheap. Yeah, that's cheap
This is pretty cheap
Are you a dumb a ton of niche for me? Yeah, I got a dumb a ton of it. I'm a dumb and I'm a niche
What armor am I gonna and you're this level for bullshit or something better?
Use that what's it called?
Wait, I can get this this green this green goober one and put plates in it
Alrighty
Yeah, I did set up with tier six armor on what the fuck is this game anymore?
Yeah, let's get it on
sick thing but if I get an answer thing but if I get an orbital thing about getting
this out of there if I get in a logic thing but if I get it
thank you guys thank you well then I'm on hour go yeah there's this thing called your hideout
There's this thing called your hideout and buying stuff for your hideout is really motherfucking expensive
Holy shit, bro. We're actually looking sane
We're looking sane
Rather look cool as fuck
You know
I'm gonna say it's over.
So, what's the beginning of package today?
Oh, yeah, Skyline's thinking about if I get a Kiwi, thinking about a Prime, Arc Sky, thinking
about if I get a JG, thinking about 19 months, 10% thinking about six gifted subs.
You need to use the JPC for set up what?
No. I think it said you can use the JPC.
I think it said you can use that, but you also do Skavus, Ushanka.
I think.
I need to get a mask.
Go in the package. Yes.
Yes.
Oh, these are shared for us too fire
Great spot. Good spot. Good spot. Oh
I'm a time it's
Oh, it's hidden
Got the time of coming it's
You can wear the JPC or the sky bus
Other one they change it not missing but if I get a cryptid thing and if I could it need a thing with 23 months
Bart's thing where the bag of the art thing of a bag at it I
Can't wait can I not wear a malmux with it is that what it is
Can't wear a compact six and that at the same time it's because you have some fancy-ass fucking oh
It's cuz I have the contact the block with the what the fuck that's insane
That's insane dude. Oh my god
you have the arena contacts so you can be my ears I'm gonna be death when
we're in a firefight so there's more there's more there's more there's more
there's more markers or something what am I getting the ping for under me what
the fuck oh the briefcase what is that that's just a transit quest yeah I'll be
a use big man all right what we do is we're right now here maybe go to
mechanic mechanic we heard people shooting across the map was a big
I need to lock him though real quick.
We're left.
What?
I can't hear shit.
I don't have ammo on me.
Don't say like to our left like I'm supposed to hear it.
There's like fucking cab
I'd be player
It'll be a player
Those are the scavenger on the side
I need a few more scabs
Hey, I think I need three now, you know, I mean like I'm with our name crippled
What do you mean you need a few more scabs for like a turkey one
It's fucking on
The tripod on my backpack is just cosmetic.
Let's be the agreement for a little bit.
It's just cosmetic.
of
of
of
of
I
Do want to chase shots. Yeah, it's been a big run
Yeah, I feel like we sit by a bridge and kind of catch them. Yeah, probably
Honestly, I don't think chasing is like I think we'll just run into people
Well, yeah, that's what I mean. I want to like hold this area behind us
Yeah, I find early wipe on this map like if you run after shots
Lots of you don't find the people that are shooting.
No, I agree.
I want to say, go directly towards them.
This way, in a certain squad,
and make sure they're crossing our path.
Draw, thank you.
Prime, Lab, LAPD, thank you very much.
Prime, BigTone, thank you very much.
Random, thank you very much.
Lotion, thank you very much.
Subdivers, thank you very much.
I should have killed him with the other thing, but whatever.
Yeah, the scout actually felt like kind of nice right there.
He used it.
Loud 74, you?
Oh, loud is better.
Loud is always better.
That is always better.
There's a suppress gun behind us.
Behind us.
There's a cross.
I don't know if we should sit here.
No, no, I think we should get lower. Yeah
We'll buy the actual bridge
Yeah
Okay
Is that I don't know. I might go back in here and look that way
Just go
Then you that's come yeah, that was but I don't know where
where it was, I see it, I got hit in the head
oh, of course Salami, he's not hitting right now dude
who's that max?
ok, I got him now
oh, triple stack
I think we have to get a little bit closer.
We have to get a little bit more aggressive.
Max, thanks for the gift and lip.
Thank you, Raptor.
Thank you, Jordan.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Pack some bags real quick.
I'm just a little worried because I can't fucking hear anything.
How about this?
You take my headset, big man.
Oh, it's fun.
No, you got this, dude.
Here, come take this.
Oh, that's fun.
I don't even know ears, dude.
It's fun.
I can't hear shit anyways use your ears
Wait, that's that over here
Remember we're sharing setup kills
Yeah, yeah.
That's yeah, he's still over there.
Nice. Wait, it's like maybe there.
Unless I got reverb on you.
We just have.
I'm just having a catac.
There's a scab inside here.
So it's like kind of like sit in this area for a second.
Let's see if we can catch fellas crossing.
Fuck!
That was good.
The guys towards dorms need to fight these guys that are on big red.
Yep.
They're gonna cross paths.
I'll sit up in the windows if you're sitting down there.
Yeah, you do your thing. You sit over there.
I can like get a little bit, I'll get a little bit aggressive.
I will go towards the bridge kind of his weight
Might be the play look he said I'm kind of thinking
These guys have got a like
They've got to come this way at some point right yeah, I must I would be a troll under the bridge
I'll be a freak dude
I'm sure they're just hung up at big red perma right now.
Oh yeah, the fight won't cross until like way later.
Perm hung up, shake, they're gonna fight good to wrap, they're gonna prime agent, they're gonna sub, slick with they're gonna prime, consistency, they're gonna fight good to Jeff, queef, they're gonna fight good to...
yeah
the fuck is everybody
where are these men
you're running by me? I don't know no go play right here
And I blew his brains out
No, what oh
Fuck sorry
I didn't realize I wouldn't I thought it was just like get the kills into fucking gear
I know I know I know
know it was I shot him in the side of the fucking handy
all right that's all that matters it was pretty cool it's pretty cool it's pretty
cool it's pretty cool 150 carous they changed this fucking quest okay they
changed it yeah there's still he's still over here he's like right side a bridge
I was pulling up closer. Don't you offer me change the quest? I'm gonna sit right here at the bridge
I'm actually being on mega cringe. Yeah, that's fine. We have to wait for these guys. It's all right
I'm scoped in with the 74 you down there. I'm just watching
Hey, what though that guy did not have the bush perk
I fucking heard his ass for a mile away. He was going real slow to that bush
behind one
My crackers my crackers. Oh sure over there. I don't know. I'm gonna see what I could do
I didn't run over there and by the buses by the buses
I'm just gonna wait. They're gonna they're gonna they're gonna pass through though. They're gonna pass through I think
Okay
I see the guy
We're gonna bridge
We just won the bridge
No, you don't know what's going down. You don't have to use an axe on the bridge. Okay. I don't know what counts as a fucking scab
Wait, that wasn't you running by me. No, no
Oh, it's got both me at the bridge.
That ain't the count either.
That's the count either.
74 U doesn't count.
What?
Because it says you scav guns.
It just says with scav weapons.
Scav vests, you shankas.
Dude, how does that count?
MP weapons only.
You scared me you so great. That's what I said. No, there's no way that's it
There's the what that would make it even harder to do. Why would they do that?
Well, if you get an angle on this guy on the bridge, yeah, probably
We're just use fucking shotguns like I don't
We're in the middle by the bus or what?
He's right above me. I like I like I'm on our side of the bridge under the bridge
Yeah, I can't get an angle
On the bridge
Hello my good man, I don't see him. Will you like to pass the bridge?
He must solve there's a guy on top of the fucking
He's dead thank you actually thank you yeah the guy on top I killed a guy in the hut
There's a guy on the bridge
Do you need a respirator?
Yeah
There's one in here
Okay
I don't know those other guys no no no he was backpawing on top of the fucking hut
I can't see him
I was gonna let you pass but your sneaky friend has been pissed on
Don't do that. I'm so hard on the time. It's like the scope
I'm scared for like a sniper's everywhere
Where the fuck is he? Is he in the grass?
No, he's right above me, dude
I can't see, there's gotta be a tree in the way
that I can't say there's got to be a tree in the way
oh there are eight at him okay you'll see this yeah
yeah yeah I just I don't think I can see there's like shit in the way I guess
I don't know where the fuck is he above you right there
yeah hit by the knee he's right back
to the other side of the bridge, right?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
The crane truck, the crane truck.
There was last seen.
You could have gone out from behind it.
He's at a stamina.
Yep, he's in the back now by the train.
Pretty sure to saw him back there.
He's gone.
He's fucked up.
He's going left, going back left, going back left.
I don't know how he's not dead at BS.
Oh, I see him.
Hold on.
I have shaky arms.
Come on.
You got this.
He's behind the hut.
He's behind the hut.
You got this.
Yeah, no, he's behind the hut.
I don't know how he's not dead.
He's kind of got cooked.
It'll be fucked up.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I hit him a lot with BS.
up. I don't know. I mean, shotguns will definitely work.
Just flared.
Someone just flared.
I don't know what this guy is. Oh, he's not hot. I see him.
Left side of the hot. He's like those bushes on the side of
the hot. You know, oh, we just peaked out for a second. He's
gonna get he's gonna get ready to run. What a no fucking arm
stamina.
Okay. There's two little peanuts.
Can't be careful. I'm sorry about me.
I'd be a little scared. I looked away for a second.
He's probably still on the hut. Yeah. I'll just leave this guy.
He's running he's running the trains now. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Yeah, he's gone on the scene
Hold on
You go far left all NP weapons for setup. He's pretty sure going far left. Let's leave this guy
Yeah, I have a respirator for you
I'll take that
well, I
Guess we do you shotguns MP guns, so maybe we use the break action MP then probably
Shotguns and MPs did it could they just like
Other the respirator of me you need this one. Yeah, I need both
The bad what
Well, I'm shouting with a fire good the bailing they were the prime thing
I think I mean they were the fire get the Jesus thing with a bug good
and they were fucking to random drops in but if I give this give you name the sub double
thing with a sub ram thing that if I get it, I don't understand those like West why they
changed it like you think they just changed they may change it because the MP 18 is it
was technically a shotgun and it was counting and they made it like more descriptive.
Maybe they just changed it.
Why don't they just fucking say MP series guns?
No, they said scab guns.
fucking stupid. That's really dumb. So if I picked up an AK-74U from a scab, it probably
wouldn't work.
That's a head-setsch room.
Right.
Right.
Alright, we out.
I'm coming back towards you
I need to kill one more scab I think
Right
Oh
Durability gun now because I bet you're if I bring in a brand new shotgun
It doesn't have to do picking up been some scabs
Yeah, I think they just wrote a shitty ass description for
I
Not always
Look at that job, where's that job at?
They just changed the quest description to include the MP 18, but yeah, they just I don't know why they did it that way
I did I was one of them to respirator that did I just eat the respirator what the fuck has happened. There's one on the dead
Scab
Oh, it's on my face
Nice
I didn't just put the fucking the description to say the actual guns you can use
There's you guys silent they would fuck it the cat they would fuck it the Thomas they would fuck it the hot
They would fuck it the candy they would fuck it
Marlin anything with a bucket
We have green-fly recently there give him a more sky
No, that's something in the Sunday
There's the guy that's the guy. Oh
Go to his crack
He's behind crack
to disguise and think we're fucking cheating, dude.
Probably.
Where you at?
There's a scab yapping and my friend is gonna get out of the car.
Yeah, I get out of the car.
Oh my god, he's on the fucking gun.
There we go.
Yep.
I'm gonna kill him for you.
I can't, I can't see him.
It's okay.
I'll creep around with this guy.
He can't see me.
I
Just gaps on them fucking machine guns though. There's a fucking cowboy out up there
Oh fuck oh fuck somebody shoot him a from like triple stack
I know I know I'm getting out of the truckers like I have twice okay, I'm in stronghold. I'm a stronghold. I'm a stronghold
He's not dead
Where is he?
Got it. It's got to your right still
The portapotty baby probably gonna hit the green story right to the gas the portapotty's
You kill that's good
I got eyes. I don't see anybody though.
Wait, I think I just saw him by the border body.
Did you see that booby?
No, maybe. No, it wasn't him.
Could have got past. Could have got past.
He could have.
He was four short over there though. Four short. Four short.
He ran by. Well, I couldn't, he couldn't because of the turret.
I
Said I saw a lucid dude. Let's get out of here. Where was that was that old gas?
Lucky modifier does anything
I mean it definitely does something I don't know what it does
Yeah, they think about a random triple stack guy.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, man.
I see a lot.
If you hit him, but he's just stabbing you twice, he might bleed out.
Well, I need to hit him in the head.
Oh.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, just come back.
Just bring him back.
You got the couple ahead?
Yeah.
Where's your shunk at?
It's in my bag.
I put the hat on.
Where's your shotgun?
It's in my bag. I put the headphones on.
Why don't you just use an MP18?
Doesn't it count as a bolt action?
Yeah, but it needs to be iron sights.
So, kill?
It's okay.
Whatever.
Alright, looks like we're using shotguns.
Yeah, I guess so.
I was kinda looking forward to not using a shotgun, but...
Here we are sweaty thing with a five-gifted broken. They were 74 months jelly thing with a gifted scouts. Thank you for three
Months stock. They're 23 months
Can't read that other name thing about a five-gifted squirrel thing about a five-gifted
Oh god
You sure to me oh
I was a guy I was a scoundrel. Fuck
I thought you were so quick, dude.
I thought you were so slick.
I thought you were so slick.
I thought you were so slick.
I was thinking of the gifted sub.
Saw saw, thinking of what a five-gitted with the black rock.
I'm already doing it.
I might be the other one, might be done.
No, I'm thinking of what a five-gitted.
But in 10 seconds, look at that.
All right, well, let's get some shotguns.
Tarkov Shooter 5, CyberSkies with the Bulldoch and the Rifle.
I'm going to shotgun it, MP18.
We didn't get anything for that, by the way.
No, it's just like more progression in the quest line.
All right, well, I'll get a shotgun.
A relay is 190,000.
What?
Yeah, that's your money, dude.
A lot of the hide items.
I should wear a GSSH with us, right?
Yeah.
Shoulda 1P155 shotgun, I feel like that one's usually better, right?
Yes
Can use the
This is my MXLR.
the
day around to the
some of the GK
What am I?
Try buying scavgun from fence.
It's not scavguns.
It's not.
That's, that's not, that makes no sense.
The game wouldn't track that.
But what if we kill someone and it doesn't track this?
It's shotgun is going to work.
How would the game know exactly that you have a scavgun?
Tony you are very confident in this I mean and if you're wrong I'm gonna let you know
Shit that MP is MP is a scavgun
Tony I'm gonna let you know if you're wrong. Oh, how'll let you know?
I bet you this works
There's just gonna be MPC res guns. Maybe there's a few other things that work, but I can't be bothered to figure that out. I'll see shotguns
Shall use rip slugs
But a terrible idea
RIP slugs?
Yeah.
Kinda.
That's a bad idea, right?
That's kind of a bad idea.
I feel like it'd be kind of fucking hilarious though.
I'm just going to use express.
If I have it.
Yeah, I'm going to use express.
that express John okay
all right Tony if you're I'm telling you if you're wrong there's no way there's no way all right I mean I trust you dude
How would a shotgun not work
What what's the other option you think that they make you pick up a gun from a scab and kill him in the same raid
That's no you you would pick up a gun from fence
No
You don't think it's flagged. You don't even get the power to make it flagged
That it's from fence
Yeah, it's not it's not
Okay
All right, I'll be in lobby. It's not don't start yet. I gotta run the bathroom and grab food
Oh, yeah, the thing the chemical thing
What I really
Didn't get anything after that
I want green flare a good call good call good call good call
I have another task at him. What? Oh, case with precision tools. Oh, oh, yeah. It's
like a secrets of Pocololam. Who's question? That's the that's the treasure. Well, that's
what you're talking about. No, the other one. My God, just transfer
I'm sorry to get up.
Be right back.
Check in a second.
you
you
you
Alright I'm back guys, I'm back.
Holy subs, oh my god, Ben, I say Toby,
Austin, Rob, Todd, Sush, Saucy, Run, Grill,
Caroline, the Dimmer, Big Bo's, Mike,
Mantis Dimmer, Quicksilver, Thinkin' About Us Subs.
Holy shit, guys, thank you.
Thank you.
I got tacos with peppers.
onions. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
There.
There.
There.
There.
I heard a jump.
I heard a jump.
Where?
Where?
I swear I heard a jump to my right.
Yep, yeah, bridge.
Bridge.
Wait, wait a minute.
Take their legs.
Yeah, shoot them.
What?
Dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I counted.
I counted.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I mowed that guy down, bro.
Oh my god, I shot him under the guard rail.
Dude, that guy is fucking pissed.
I'll see who's more.
The AK's in for you.
So yeah, they just changed the wording.
They just changed the wording and made it even stupider wording.
Yeah, nice.
I don't know why they did all that with this chill.
It was just, we must go back.
I mean, I know why they changed it,
but I don't know why they just didn't say use MP series weapons.
like that shit should just be
that's it
what?
do you have a mp?
oh, one on
cause I need a nice
so you're gonna do both
you're gonna put a scope
got your last kill and then
I don't need that crutch
I
Say we move towards the crack house
In Russia we must confuse these tight Americans with confusing
Because they'll be on the same wavelength of vodka consumption
more more more more that could be that could be goings
that could be goings I don't want to be just spawning
I need a scav hold on
oh shit
shit
aw I didn't count
that's fucked bro fuck
go go go go go
you're pushing my ass god damn
you want to go over there
I want to catch this motherfucker.
What was that, was that in, oh no he's in front.
He may be inside short.
I see we drove our backpacks here, sneak up.
Or backpacks, oh, I see my friend. I see my friend. No, he's a friend. Oh, I'm having a sliver
And him
The crane at the crane at the crane. Yes, you know, I don't want I hit him in the chest with a
He's running. He's running to the right to the right. He's going in
And a couple times. Was there another guy fucked up. I don't know maybe
Yeah, they're at for there's another M4 guy they hit MTR. There's another four guy
Well, then I'm 4 guy.
Out back, out back.
This guy's dead, this guy's dead.
Okay, then 4 guy killed him?
Maybe.
Hey, I don't know if the player that is died.
I don't think I'm going to scout.
So you might be in that room to our right.
Alright, I'm 4 guy.
I don't think that's the weaponry to use in close range combat buddy.
Shhh.
I hit those.
Okay. Yeah, this is clear. This is clear.
Is he dead in there?
I don't know, but the guy is definitely in front of you somewhere.
I hear him. I think. Nope.
Yeah, I hear him, I am.
Yeah, in the staircase?
Is he on the staircase? I don't know.
We're all back.
I hear him, yeah.
there's a guy in the staircase I'm on top of the staircase I don't see him in
there though I think he's gigablow or he's
no he's not bad farther train I'm for it loud I'm for though
You're good, yeah, yep for now. Yeah, it's still below
I'm not sure I snipe him
Can't really hear bro. Yeah, I think he's going I think he's in still in the stickers. I think he's like a halfway up
Careful
I'm good
What's the ordinate of the sickies?
No.
Push him out.
He went down.
I can't tell if that is on here or not.
Yeah, I'm going to go top with you.
I'm going to train guy.
I mean, do you have a scope so you can probably see him?
Yeah, I don't see him anywhere.
I might be further down.
I don't know.
Well, there's an MDR guy.
I have a 6MDR guy.
Yo, he's out back, he's out back. This guy that's moving is out back.
I think.
Yeah, I'll back.
I'm watching trains.
Can we see trains or not?
No, I don't see them.
I need this guy, can you push him?
I need this guy, can I push him?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm dead, I'm four, I don't know where he is, I got a headshot by him four, I don't
know where he's at.
I looked all over there and didn't see him.
Where are you man?
I
Think he's left side. All right, dude. I look all over the guy. Yeah, I don't know
This takes me a job guys
Honestly
I looked for that guy for so long
I got home to hold this shit.
Watch out, he was shooting me from somewhere at the train.
Yeah, I heard where it came from.
I looked for so long.
Where's your body at?
You're walking?
Yeah.
Oh my god, these are shotgun frags.
Hey!
You ever live?
That's okay, I can kill this guy.
I
Do you push yeah
I was actually surprising good
Oh my god Oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That guy was fucking loud.
He landed right next to him.
That guy was fucking loud, man.
Fucking man dog type shit, 30.
Oh my god.
Fucking cool, dude.
That was cinema.
That guy was so fucking lost.
Dude, did he have an iron sight M4?
Oh, I'll check.
Huh?
Oh, I'll check.
How the fuck did he head tap me then?
I'll check, I'll check.
I think he was gone, but he was actually playing it pretty well.
I know, but I got one tap by it.
I'll grab all your goodies and get out of here.
Yes, please.
Let's go.
Oh, man, that guy got so dizzy, he looked left, right, left.
Both of those guys you killed are like...
Their fucking neck is broken.
Their shit is broken.
That was fucking cool.
I missed it.
There's the type of fights I missed in early white fucking set up in strongholds.
Well, it's this bro.
All your stuff.
You did a great job, but I'm missing two kills.
It's OK.
Well, I owe you thanks for this primer.
You did a great job.
I'm all about your good.
I love that good use it express use piranha answer of my good way to buy piranhas
Yeah, you can buy piranhas and flash hat. Oh
And my boat
Oh, wow you can express. I'll get your flasks. Just do it. Don't worry. Thank you
Oh that fucking Robo cop
Yeah
The rope thinks of the fire good awesome. I'm so good
11 seasons all season those great. It's honestly great
Let's get an M for
I
Contact sixes
Fuck a game needed my ass the black ones
No, you know they're
Game needed faster progressions. I'm like let's headache to play
This guy
Like there's still a ton of shit
This game but you'll get oh, yeah, I fucked up the NDR guy you'll get
Guns and traders way faster, but there's still lots of shit to grind
Like it's not gonna take you 200 fucking hours to get max traders or something
You know like it's just gonna be it's gonna be a lot more well manageable for people to play
He's gonna do something cool
If we're people not to like fully you're not gonna have to fully commit to playing a wipe either like you would definitely just play like a
Few hours here and there and still have a good time. I would say
Rock do you think so the five gifted soap thing with a fog get it?
Bear thing with a fog get it skinny name of I get it
All right. What do I need? Everything?
GSSH?
Yeah, besides, yeah, GSSH is everything else.
I'm going to just unload it. I'll bring Piranhas instead.
All right. You might need, oh, actually, I have your T46 ammo, too.
Okay.
Got everything.
I'm PT.
Yeah.
Boom.
Let's get back in there.
Let's get back in there.
Yeah, I don't get how the guy's like I was looking for that guy.
Dude, I was scoping in yeah, I was scoped in for so fucking long and the second I don't look I get shut like it
I don't know
crazy
crazy
And I see was peaking the whole time and I just didn't look at the one specific spot
Melo, they would if I get a MCM thinking about the sob
Thank you very much loony David 29 months bent. They were the prime
I'm Alex thank you for the five gifted Roy thank you for the five getting like a really tough angle or something
Yeah, maybe I don't know I was looking for so long
It's almost
It's working set up. I think any MP series gun anything that says MP
Four guys on the far right side well that is not where the audio was coming from
That is not at all where it was coming from.
Not even close.
If Fragus' kills counted, they definitely did.
Mine counted in the beginning, my first one.
Definitely counted.
Anonymous thing that a five-gift did.
Mothertrucker thing about a plant, cookie thing for six months.
breaking Benjamin album they make music still making music but you steal my
shades well I had a big space you're cool with them on you know I don't want
to work on you they've only name it a sudden now you're cool with them you
I'm
Yeah, you look cool you keep them on I want them
Okay, I want anymore
I want anymore
I'll keep them on no
And but now they're gonna find get it chief David ten months
No, no to give him give him give him give him give him
Even keep him keep him
I know you want to just okay, okay, I'll keep them dead. I'll take them
Yeah, come the bleatinator I am the bleating
Early falling down from the fucking sky that's where I spawn it
Here I gave you come next six
And that's how I'm done.
What am I? Oh, well, those those complexes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, this is not a lot of meds.
I got whatever it was in your pockets I definitely have more than not
Don't you dare kill my scav
Dammit, can you fucking kill him? It's hard. It's not easy these guys are different man
He's hiding. He's behind this truck right here.
A little...
Where'd he go? Right there.
I got you. Hold on.
Bam! Alright, I think I'm going to panda.
I was making something right because I've been saying it was super dull before.
I don't know if they're fed.
I'll do that actually.
I think they're fed.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna show them how to go down.
Oh.
Watch out, I'm gonna kill that guy.
Go, go, go over here.
I think it's just because we're in a night raid, it was mega dark.
I put on the filter for him.
Is he hugging me?
Oh.
He's in the gas.
Is it the white man?
He's fucked up.
He's so fucked up. He's so fucked up. I guess they should
Oh my god dude how is that guy not dead?
Yeah, I jumped out twice. I don't know what he's wearing, dude.
Jesus Christ!
Dude, his armor is just... Yeah, his armor got fried.
He was deaf as shit, though. You did not hear me.
Oh my god, dude, I ejected the bullet from the gun and it makes a sound now when it hits the ground
And I saw it and I thought it was a fucking grenade that landed in front of me
Where's the name coming from?
My heart's like
That's the worst I thought I was dead. I thought a day just fell from the fucking sky
By the way, Tony
Can't kill still so you couldn't like maybe fuck off. How many do you fucking need?
Six oh
Headshots or just regular ones just to read this regular regular
Where do we go?
I
Want to go Panda we're kind of late now Panda
It's like I'm not getting mark and they went up around yeah any reasons
I need five more, five more.
Are there no sniper scuffs?
Where the hell is that?
Are there no sniper scabs?
Where are the fellas at?
Scared them away.
Being allergic to water or reset?
I don't know. I don't think that's that. It kind of sucks. That does kind of suck.
You can still drink it in your hideout, though.
I don't know, allergies don't affect you in the hideout as far as I know.
I'm kind of thinking the players are stuck coming towards the mechanic, the bridge, and going towards doors.
That's kind of where I'm thinking about, is there not?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, shit, was there water in that?
I'm gonna pull out of there.
It's okay, I need to find one in here.
I just dropped one.
Oh, god damn it.
Oh, natural bars.
Of course it's apple juice.
Apple juice, I'm allergic.
up drop the water drop the water up there yeah I know I picked it up
okay really go everything okay don't I just didn't know
got me confused. Oh, shots towards a baby con. Yeah, I kind of sound like it. Oh, that's
money, dude. Oh, that's money, dude. TNT. Oh, that's money, dude. No, that's money.
I
See you head towards mechanic they lock the crate with nothing in it fucking assholes
There's no this they're on being too safe
For the wrong being to save tummy let's go
I don't know what this cough that I've had is, I have no fucking idea.
It was gone for a little while and now it's like back, I don't know what that is, I don't
know why.
I'm sorry. I got distracted. It's really so quiet. I felt like totally, I felt literally
I heard a short call over here.
Actually, everyone's playing super slow.
Shit.
How's that guy?
Sounded like...
I got the code, uh, towards Panda a little bit.
Wait, what?
What?
That sounded like it was out here.
Really?
Yeah.
Dude, the audio is a gigabug, though.
No, I was not even trying to tell you.
It's gigabug.
It was business at times.
can't melee the locks, no.
Can't.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was like, and aside.
That's crazy, that's where it was.
I don't know, this is kind of scary.
I feel like these guys are playing everyone,
that's why it's playing super slow.
No?
I'm not moving. I'm by mechanic. Okay. I'm coming. Big player.
one
two of them
fuck them up
this guy is out of here
and again
he's fucked up
he's gonna push you?
nah, he's really fucked
I
Was the guy in the red
No, yeah, I can't on
Yeah, like a red a red shirt
No, there's a little camera
Is there one more?
What the?
I'm gonna put the booze on this guy. Oh, there's green flare
I fucking hate to
It's the guy
Who did we know holy subs armed the judge you can marry everybody get it slated if I get it
Can't read the name thing everybody get a duckie thing with a tan I get did sub TCP thing over if I go to Nessa thing
a little five gifted
Give better better better better better better better better much
You better better better better better much
We have weekly wipes at reach max level probably
Probably
Hey, there's look there's nothing you could do to stop people like me and Fragus from just leveling up like fucking crazy
There's nothing you do people that are
Experienced at the game
Not too bad. We got what plus two and
Like know what they're doing like we're just gonna zoom through this shit
Can't do nothing about that
Place solo yeah, that's not as fun
be safe I mean I would normally say sometimes that
But, um, blank solo, you can quest faster, but honestly, right now there's no way, like,
questing with a buddy is going to be way faster than everything else.
I'm a toman an oven it's small thank you for the five gived it oh Pete thank you for the
five gived it silver thank you for the five gived it gooby thank you for the five gived
it karma white thank you for the five gived it
You open proper quests, you have to do the tour, quest line, I believe.
The very first shit you have to do in the game is the tour, quest line, until you get
all the traders and stuff.
The factory key.
Oh, it's very good.
Uh, as it was getting here.
Baka!
Baka!
Baka!
Baka!
I'm a crowd.
That was a, that was a.
That was a scary shot.
Is it the goat?
I am not getting stabbed in the back.
Anonymous think of it as a faggot.
It's a scrub.
Think of it as a faggot.
never stop yeah but yeah but see you new thanks for the primer
I kind of gotta take a shit dude I'm like right there with you dude I've been
shit in all day so I'm not gonna do that again it's a guy back there it's five
there's not a lot of glue not made about us yeah it wasn't too bad of a raid
we got two kills and that's something five though
that one's five still
because she goes shit together like a facetime yeah
oh I'll pass on that yeah I'll pass on that
every where it says they were the five gifted ducky thingy with the bitties
could happen could happen could happen could happen could happen
what's the facetime man
could happen that could happen when he thank you for the five gifted laughing
they were the five gifted stuck they were the prime
Oh.
Oh.
What happened right now?
Deserved.
Deserved.
Deserved for sure, sir.
I'm sorry.
You cheater. Thank you.
What a five gifted subs.
Thank you, sir.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What a faggot.
I got a crab.
I should be there.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
the
court
and
court some holes
,
What do I need, what do I need?
ship
Oh, it didn't suck all of them
Everything's selling so fast. I like it
I think we might need that found in raid for quests. I'll save it
I'm not gonna do that.
Okay, so I'm gonna need some water.
Let me check my hideout.
Check our hideout.
See what I gotta do.
That's what I do.
Two scots.
Think of it if I get the pen rail.
Two tarot.
Think of it if I get the spout clav.
Think of it if I get the pen rail.
Two scots.
Think of it if I get the pen rail.
about Clive, I think we're in five give or do
they have prosperity thing with a problem?
Monkey, they would have, five give to Jellie,
they would have, five give to Jara,
they would have, again, did fish,
they would have, five give to King.
Oh, anything for the problem?
and
Okay, we've got all that, that's plenty ammo, we've got a face mask, what you've got right
There and you got water food factory key. I need a splint
She got
All right
All right guys, I'm gonna quickly run the bathroom. I will be right back fellas. Hold on
you
you
you
Thank you.
Oh, would you look at that?
Would you look at that look at that chair that's a nice chair that's a real nice chair right there
you
I'm back you back hell yeah dude oh
Oh
I'm the quickest shit in the West
The quickest
Right, yeah, I was gonna do my height over there. Okay. Yeah, that's it
A lot of things changed.
Well, maybe.
All right, let's get it.
I got my second monster.
I got a little wire.
Well, those are good.
I'm going to my Intel center.
It's making the gym.
Hell, no, that gives you a little debuff spray.
You don't need the gym.
You don't need that. Yeah, it gives you a lot of people all crafting
Yep, hey Dave. Oh, thank you for the five gifted subs barking. Thank you for 55 months
My god, thank you for the prep
Okay, I need five more kills
I'll drop it.
Yes.
mmm
All right
I did a cough drop
definitely need that cough job burrito thank you for the five gifted subs
good burrito
the house thank you for the five gifted subs or Bertron them of others
hell yeah dude let's go let's go on to the bridge I got a little troll you got to pay the troll though
They got a better trope roll!
They got a better trope roll!
Together through this customs hole!
Yes sir!
And where's the roll on?
They're getting to this Timmy's soul!
Hmm, but I'm hearing it!
I'm hearing it!
Cleansing my soul right now!
What are you cleansing me?
That's my soul brother!
I'm allergic to small tushanka, but not big tushanka. Yeah, not the big ones. Hey, it's a different type of meat
They use I don't like the small ones only big ones only big ones small ones
The small beats the small meat
The big ones the big ones
Oh
Wait, what if I get that thing the food on the right side
Fucking hilarious and kills them
Oh
It's a lot of needs I've been it's gotta be a small right?
Oh my god, don't you think the one they give it a gifted subsus thing they get it in fixture. Thank you salad thing
If I get it
Well, I'm a Q none.
They were nine months head on.
They were 18 months call doctor.
They were five.
Get your shots.
I hear your eyes.
I'm going to get it.
There's a thousand granatas.
I don't see anybody left side.
Yo.
I'd cross them.
I
Think God about one of those frogs that were turned day
He's fucking big red dot. That's so slow
Well, yeah, dude, they have tippy legs. They took the wrong stats
Bro
I'm washing my bed right now, Tony.
Wait, I see a...
You see it's me.
Is that the barricade to the left?
It's because there's a white motherfucking Ushanka I got on.
Tony, it's not white.
There's a black one on.
Oh.
There's a white one on.
God!
That left barricade over the middle ambridge with the stone shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm on it.
I probably hit him with a 54R.
Don't worry.
Oh, shots towards our
Roof for the transit transit sorry
See anybody over there role-playing as a now I'm still cracker right now
I'm cooking in the water
I
Don't really die as
Couple gators next to meters cook them in the water
While we wait we hide right?
My mother's got shot male. Oh
I see him. Where's yet?
He's hit. Oh, I fucked on that was running. He's got the trains. He's going uh, he's gonna left
Should I chase him?
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking grab it!
What do you mean, should I chase them?
Oh, I missed him. He's going way left, way the fuck left.
Okay, I'm gonna go chase.
You keep shooting him so you don't eat him.
I can't see him anymore. He's at the flipped over train cart.
I can't see him, he's gone. He went in towards Big Red.
What are you sucking on?
A comp drop.
Bro, we're never seeing that guy again.
So yeah, that motherfucker's gone what we just gave you on the entire raid
But I'm not fuckers God
Well, no kind of looks like I get it smoker thing with a five give the cheese thing with a prime one
They were five get a nickname for the fuck it that has a thing with a prime clever thing with a bug in the belly
They were the fuck it did moist thing with a problem. Oh, be don't they were the fucking it
I'll get away from me.
I'll come out man.
Oh my god.
I don't want you to get me.
Stop being a pussy.
Well, well.
Well.
Get away from me.
I don't want you to get me.
I totally hurt my pussy.
Yeah, yeah, these are it's fucking robbing. Oh, oh, Jesus Christ. It's robbing. Oh my god
Wait
Okay, sorry, oh not you the guy scream them. Okay first mom joke about this
You fucked like you're fucked. This is so sad. Can I get five got five get the first?
Are you mega fucked?
I'm good
This is so sad though. Can I get five billion to get this?
some drops
Oh my five billion subs
Mr. Bezos, where are you? Yeah, where are you at Bezos?
I'm selling more Amazon, isn't he?
I just saw them in some lines. I lost the bag bro. His wax. Why he took fucking all of it
Look half
Yeah, pretty much. That's all of it
That's half of all that
Yeah, but like it's pretty much all of it. Okay. I got this guy stuff
Oh you motherfucker
What blue thing the blue hut he's running
You're on left the right. I don't know. It's fucking up
It's kind of important information. I don't know I've heard around you shoot me. You're supposed to figure that shit out by now
Where'd you go?
Well, I'm running at him
Yeah, he has a shit gun, but...
He's not like dumb.
He heard me.
No, he's pretty stupid.
Don't be nice about it.
No target players, sorry.
He must have run around towards the...
Dumpster's down the street.
He's definitely hiding into one of these.
He full on ran.
I gotta fix my arms.
There's two scavs down the road.
Wait.
What?
What's going on?
I hit tabs somehow.
He's one point, one point, one point!
One point, one point!
One point!
One point!
One point!
One point!
One point!
One point!
I
Shot I'm fucked up too. I'm hurt. I'm hurt Vargas. I'm hurt
Yeah, I feel I'm a very orange man. I'm like Donald Trump right now. Yeah, it's all good
I'm getting there. I'm like a half-tan half-tan
I'm like him sleeping at the office. I'm like there's so much moaning
Okay, I don't peeking you gotta kill this guy. You're here take my skittles
My skittles
I'll hold the front line
Oh shit your silver. What do you put on the Vaseline dude?
It does all stuff right?
Oh, maybe two of them.
There's two. There's two of them.
OK, so we do.
Follow my lead, OK?
Well, no, but I think he's left.
He's left.
He's left.
He's on my left.
There's guys in there though.
No, no, no, like close to like on the side of the fence.
There's two.
Big stones?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What's he said?
You're ending-
I should've stood?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
BAAAAAAAH!
Fucking good!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god dude!
I'm really a blim its face off and you were saying the other rain that's not the close range gun
That was pretty close you just across the street, honey, do you want to take it or?
You got to get them
I wrote they were the fire get the man rock up
They were the fire get the blues and they were the fire that pad up on they were the fire that came in there
I'm very thinking about getting right David. I'm getting ready David. I'm talking to
Thank you very much guys
Dude when you were like he's one shot and you ducked down and I shot them over you as yeah
I know that looks fucking cool fucking
Sick dude
Fucking sick, but he was so fucked up, man
He swings the corner and you duck down and I'm fucking
Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony I'll distract him I'll distract him
Hold on let me get let me get let me get I got I got I got it
Oh my fucking god
I mean I I mean dude I thought you were gonna kill him
I thought you were gonna fucking kill him
Well yeah I was gonna kill him
What yeah he started shooting you I thought I wanted you to die
Oh, back to go. Back to go. Dennis, thank you very much for giving me surgery. Oh, yeah.
She got like a third guy and we all just do surgery in a circle
Yeah
Piece of bread. Oh, I got one of my ass. Oh
What
What
I I I think that has been up. That has sucked a lot of farts in I think. Why is it that color?
I'm done. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Fuck I don't think he knows I don't think he knows
Oh
Oh, no, you knew so it was fucking two people. What is he doing? I don't know. Why don't you push? Why won't he push?
Well, there I am dead. Yeah, that's not another kill
He doesn't do anything while we're fucking
Dude surgery and shit
Yeah, honestly
Very well played to this guy man mate. Thank you. What if I get to the camera?
They would if I get there, buddy. They would if I get a genuine they would a pran mate cigarette a son
This gun use this guy's rig
I just I want to never wear these fucking GSSH again. I hate these stupid things new
I could not hear the attic and I hear shit. Yeah, no, but just in general. I can't hear it. These things sock, bro
It's so bad
I
Agree, they're so bad you're terrible. I got the code. Oh my god, actually say oh
Actual say you find actual legendary poor in there. Yeah, that's a let yet that's goddamn right
Oh, that's a breaking there in 30 seven months
Don't tell me it's another guy
That's another way to grab the foot.
Grab the foot.
Grab the foot.
The foot and drag you.
I wish I could.
All right, I think I'm going to find it.
It's up to me.
I'm going to find it.
Oh, this guy's kind of getting close.
I think you're going to find it.
It's a sand artist.
I think you're going to find it.
of
Mary they were the raid
and you think you've been afraid, I had to use all my water this week and I stopped my stomach shot out
you're fine you just need to get to the thing
you're good I like
that guy's trying to cross bro he's trying to extract I think
you think of it a five get it subs
rake and they give it a five get it subs terror thing even a five get it subs
thank you very much okay
i got all your goods i think you're good
i just want this to make a difference go
go straight to the coding thing
Here's Snow, thank you for the 5, give it a sub, Ludo, thank you for the 5, Jose, thank you for the 5, give it a sub.
Snow, thanks for the 5, Leo, thank you for the 5.
thing but a problem.
Gingy's it back?
Asking to get carried again.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Meadow, meadow, meadow!
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
They're gonna shotgun
They're like nading over by the bodies
Oh god time for this
I
See they're pushing over there
We're all around and they were 12 months Cali name of the prime after we think of a
Animal thing with a five-headed subs like Leo David up
Yeah
We will all seen it
Honestly very embarrassing
It happens
But uh, I've got a way of gingey that was fun last night. I'm down show him either go. Yeah, I think she wants to play. Yeah
Engie
Kingie
Okay, thank you for the fire good it's so back there with a fire get a scatting in a bag get in only they were nomads
Ducky, they were the fire get it
Thank you, Dougie
Hey
You got a man. Thank you, brother. Thank you. I don't know I hear hella echoes you
Swift you swap the safety and I fucking
Yeah
User is bait course what else are we gonna do? Well, what else are we gonna do with her?
Oh, I'm making literally deep noise on father. They're gonna fuck it. It's so sad. I don't think what if I could just
boxed it with a fucking it's something to my good as ups
Bam and they were the primes of that they were the sub
Your partner. Yeah. Yeah, they have a spectator in dyes. It actually works quite well
But well
Ducky said no problemo
Oh, so you are
Duckie the goat dude. He is the fucking goat. You're the goat
Marseille, thank you. What a foggy. He got a hat. I think
Goosey is thinking about getting some facility to prime be a man. They were the prime
I'm getting good at this. I'm like a goddamn auctioneer. I'm gonna get a new side hustle as an auctioneer
God damn dude, everybody was that big red this raid. I know
I'm gonna go to a cattle. I'm gonna go to a cattle auction. Get a cow at
Why are you five little here in a one dollar with a two dollar?
That's a three three three going for four four five five five two eight five that's six six. I can do it
I can finally relax. I can do it. Hey, he's thanks for the five get it. So
They was a city get David a bug in it outboard David a bucket it
Think about a fire get beautiful
Very nice job, man. That's down. Good job
One day with a bag in it
Well, I bet it's though you do you need
How many more kills two or three maybe you wouldn't know I think one more you got a lot there ain't we killed
To I killed three oh we have three I might need to I killed
Dude
only. I need to do.
Gingy, where you at?
No girls.
Gingy.
What do I need?
I should have everything. I don't need to use this anymore,
but maybe I should.
this. Actually, I can just help you get the kills and shoot their legs. True or you just
bring the shotgun to dark. I think if I get a little massive, I think if I get a gun,
I think I'll give them why they're going to find good.
You know what? I don't want to shock in the scab vest.
Yeah, you do need to wear that for the count. I'll do that. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do
you. Thank you. Alright, I dropped your MP18 by the way. I had to. You did what? I had
to I had to I have respect to stuff though I have respect to the bullets. Oh yeah, everything's
in the rig. Yeah. Actually, I'll bring in a bunch of meds. Everything's in your rig.
I have to specter just keep the specter cheap. Kind of sort of cheap. You have everything
OK.
I have meds.
Well, Peter, thanks for the prompt smoke.
Thank you for those two months, right, man?
Thank you. But if I get it, you should have enough meds.
I mean, it's gavvess and my armor.
OK.
I am ready if I don't need anything but MP 18 and dream.
Yeah, I got you in a sec. I got a good food and water
Sort of my stash at some point I'm all these boxes. I'm gonna SPB to you. Let's just ask
Nobody don't want that
Yeah, finnal it bond one death one
I have a lot of guns in my stash, god damn.
We're doing, we're doing giggy call.
and
yellow not think that if I give the sister card a little I give
did I wish maybe if I get the tremor they would have gone on real quick
nah you don't need that you definitely don't fucking need it when you play
a peanut
I instantly sorry
I have a little frustrated from last night baby
It's interesting to say the least.
Oh my God, that is a that is a squadron.
You guys need any keys?
Are you guys are good?
No, we're good.
We're like pretty much done.
pretty much don't want to go on crazy. Oh, shit.
We have like a few shoreline stuff.
We got a bunch of reserve lighthouse.
But we have like clean up.
We're doing clean up stuff right now.
I just need to go to Big Red, really.
Yeah, don't worry, we'll be hunting.
So we'll be OK.
Oh, I found another mark room key for reserve.
What?
Yeah, the BK key.
On the downside one, I think.
Yeah.
No, BK is outside.
I think it's the good one.
I
See all the mark all the reserve marketers are good
I'm reserve at least just the outside one is the most annoying
systems. Um I need to go to a big red and I also got to go to the train cart. That's
really it. All the way on the other side. Yeah, but I'm not like worried about doing
my quest
enjoy
enjoy
I've been literally cooking today, dude. I am on fire. I'm doing three
He's off the top ropes
Go scopes fucking face shit. You better get behind me. I'm just brain and slam
Fucking know it
We all cheat. What do you mean?
Yeah, we all do.
Actually, true.
How many of you guys have been on Reddit ever?
Dude.
I've actually had...
That is so bad.
Reddit is good, dude. I like Reddit.
I'm a Redditor, dude. I post on there every day.
I'm out there. I'm dead. I died on the hill that time.
He's cheating. He's messing up.
I'm out there, I'm dead, I died on the hill that time, he's cheating, he's messing up.
I slowed down his bots, and boy, he drives me.
Zoom in on every single pixel to make sure he's legit.
Oh shit, I forgot to take this off, oh whatever.
Oh, we spawned that big red, so that's a plus.
Why is that a pull, oh you have to go here.
Why is that? I don't know what it is.
Some people have lives, Tony.
Some people have lives, not us.
Lives or wives?
Both.
You think I have a wife?
It's a wife.
I don't know, what is that?
I married a wife. I married her to a fucking game!
That's goddamn right! Marry to the Grand!
Marry to the goddamn Grand!
I
Really there's a GPU in this right?
My god there's a bird flying around in the the wire house
Honestly from up here it's like something
Thank you
about it as a creature yeah you would you would you would you would you dead
waiting looking through what the fuck player it was a player it's a player
Fuck them up. No
Are you sure he looks dead? Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead
Dude, I thought he threw a grenade. He made that all the animation. I can still run a nade
Good guy good come guys actually massive come from a 40k hour squadron. This is really good
Honestly, good bait dude. I thought you threw a fucking granade, granade not that one.
Oh, thank you.
That's good.
Yeah, good thing nobody panicked, guys, unlike that.
It all helped compose your health.
That could have gone sideways really fast if somebody were to have panicked.
What the hell, now we talk about we don't panic around here. Go do this guy.
Good, that guy's fucking naked.
We're not gonna grab his dick like yeah
There's a pump shotgun, but I you were scared of a
I didn't know we had a shotgun. What do you don't know?
He's got that 12 gauge on him. I thought he had it. He shot me with a sniper
He shot you a slug out of 12 gauge
Pump. Oh, no. Yeah, it was it was a pump. They pumped you
You shot straight at my head.
I'm glad I was wearing a helmet.
Did you take it?
Yes.
It was a headshot.
And then I pressed like a million buttons on my keyboard, stuff popped up all over my
screen and then I got shot again.
What kind of stuff is this?
I
Kind of tabs you got open on that PC, huh?
Right even if I could do that
Play they would have
Anything about legendary polls
No, she doesn't she doesn't know anything. I heard her Pokemon lock is the worst
Nothing
She never finds anything I don't want you to do
Yeah, people are telling me to keep it sealed though because they're all misprinted
And they're reprinting it so I don't
We have power world cards now
Yeah, the and the top one the gold one just sold for five thousand dollars raw on eBay
Don't go to Target and body slam
You're gonna body slam a six-year-old to get a fucking Pokemon box
You definitely don't have...
Shut up!
It's your face in the eye.
No, I know. I'm the person that buys Pokemon and gives it out to the kids there because I feel bad.
Careful now, guys.
Do you guys need scapules or...?
No, no, we're good.
Okay, you just... how does his helmet tank all those bullets?
So basically what I heard is that you hire child labor to go there
Grab are you dead?
Hired child labor to go with you to target
Oh fuck
There's no way bro, there's no way this guy had shots me. Oh my god
Why do I have a fucking magnet in my head? I thought he was like I thought he's closer to the door
Oh my god, where's he yet?
He's behind those slabs, they're sliding down on the ground.
Yeah, just out to the right, across the street, right there, he's locked in, bro.
Good needs.
You can shoot him, Genji.
Genji, can you see him?
I could.
But there's a guy on my left too that was shooting me.
He's there.
I
He's he's still behind it. I
Wish there was a better angle right here. I know
Is it to you? Oh, yeah, there's two
behind us there's a guy inside and there's a guy for you know thank you
what a fine get back shooting me earlier you know
should I brought me oh I'm sad I keep getting fucking headshot oh they're
fighting well it's a scab he's called scab okay I wish I keep seeing him but he
he keeps hiding again
did he just try to shoot you?
i think
nah if i get this killed dude
if i get this killed big tea dude
i should have baited for i guess to be honest
like this?
he could have gotten the kill
Yeah, I think they're fighting other people. Yeah, they're fighting in there.
Extremely. Thank you. Yeah, I just saw it. I just saw him.
Where's the other side? He peeked out. I have perished, guys.
He's still behind me. I have perished. I am dead.
I think someone's coming from the back side he's dead nice there were shots of
the back of the building
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I'm just trying to see if they're...
Um, I say...
The guys don't talk, yes they do.
Yes, they do.
I'm fine with that.
Because Tony has a lot of goodies.
Hold on, I can't really ignore anymore.
My sensitivity. What do you mean?
more they're out there on my side mechanic
wait wait let me get back up and look
no no no
people at the spot that I was getting shot at
from before oh yeah I just saw him he just
jumped over the fence
oh my god Tony why'd you have to die
I did I don't know I just had my
fucking head in the eye there
it's so disgusting it's so disgusting
it's not my move I'm getting tapped in that though
I know it's because of this fucking
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, they're on the backside.
The backside, like...
Yeah, where the blue fences, where you jump over it,
that's where they jumped over.
Goddamn you, Shaco.
They jumped over towards us?
All the way over there.
They jumped over towards Shrungle?
Yeah, yeah. No, they're not coming towards us.
They jumped over towards Shrungle.
Spectator camera can go?
What the spectator game is great
Wow so close what the fuck oh
I got a smooth
That was disgusting you saw that I was a little
Give me that that look good
Well where's funny stuff it's inside
How I got down
But you're wondering I I'm literally just getting fucking one tap over
Everyone shoots me and they just hit me in the head
All right, I got everything
green flavor I feel like a lot of people just went towards that it's probably not
there is a lot of people over there God this way was like these rage are like
I was seven these six months work they were to get it done I guess everyone's
getting off work yeah we've been on yeah the reason oh my god are you okay
okay he said at the same spot same spot as the other guy are you kidding me the
time. I don't know if he moved or not. He's still there. I'm back inside. You might have
gone back inside, but I feel like I might have. I should have seen him. Oh, he's still
there. Oh, these are the slabs.
Genji, the slabs.
I don't know if I should have.
Shoot him in the chest, Ragus. He's dead. I think that killed him. Okay. I might have
killed him. Genji weakened them and then you just put it through his chest. Yeah.
Oh, I'm dead I have no idea where I just died from metal frags or metal oh oh
oh there were two almost left and almost on your right up like along the
building he shot you from yeah one sandwich
I feel like I was not even like subs in a way that I feel like I should have gotten shot that guy might not be real
The guy just killed you too. I have no idea
Yeah.
Can't tell.
I mean, bro.
I mean, I mean, how.
Thank you.
I was like, no, but I get to.
No, he was outside.
I saw the muzzle flash.
I just don't know.
Brother fuck.
Genji got like, you know, from the.
I wasn't like peeking away that he could shoot me.
That's why I'm like, huh?
Same guy.
Yeah.
I'm going to the VEP or 101 top.
Interesting. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, Tony, you need to crank your shit up, dude.
I don't know what you're doing.
Everyone knows you're cheating.
You might as well just rage.
Like I don't just crank my shit up.
You get his crank your shit up.
This shit over with.
Gotcha. Thank you.
Yeah, aren't you supposed to have better chips?
No, fuck we don't.
Apparently not.
fucking setup kill just literally one I'm gonna use a gun I'm gonna shoot people's
legs make sure I don't kill them
I don't know if I'm gonna have them anymore
I can only buy 20 round mags. What is this level 25 to unlock the others or something?
For what?
For the M4, I can bring you some mags. I'll bring you some mags.
Thank you. Thank you. I only have one mag, so.
I'll bring in M855.
Thank you.
Because we can just buy shit then, so.
This time I'm bringing nades since I forgot last time.
I need this, and I need a laser beam.
Laser beam.
I just need one fucking kill.
Yes, we'll honestly, let's just, let's just, ooh, just bait me Tony, just bait me.
Fucking kill just beat me, dude
Yeah, but I mean I don't
It's fine a shooter born. I
Don't hopefully fucking never. What do you mean? I love I love shooting born. I love
Are you ill? I do I that is the funnest quest of the game. Are you guys ill?
That's just fire. No, I'm perfectly healthy. You seem sick of that
No, I'm very very aware dude
No, you seem sick. I'm very I'm chilling dude. I love that wait honey here. Do you want some black contact sixes?
Oh my god, you have them. Yeah, I have an extra. Oh my god. Yes, please
Wait, do I have to wear the white hat?
I
Reflect I
Got you yeah, yeah, yeah, I need that
I'm sorry
Really?
Booker David of five because it's so down. They were the subs that they would have like a subclover
They would have like a subclover they would sub job. They would have like it subs
That fucking thing sucks, dude.
Yeah, that's a quest.
Yeah, that scav does suck.
Fuck that scav.
Alright, let's get it. Sorry.
Wait, why are you using that?
Using what?
You have shooter board?
Now I got to kill, I got to, wait, hold on.
We don't check.
For sure I should talk to a shooter.
Somebody will do something, yeah.
I need to kill one more staff.
Oh, it's fine.
I'm not going to be in circles
and try to shoot people's legs.
I'm the scouter.
The scouter?
and the scouter scouter what are your power levels say
it's over
really odd thousand
up to thank you but if I get to Dingleburg thank you better get this up
rubles name it a vibe it did anonymous name it a vibe with the Korean name it a vibe it does ups
thank you guys
thank you fellas
thank you fellas
You
Surgeoning with a five get this sub fatal thing with a problem. What do you think about that problem?
All right, gang
Well, did you you in?
Getting on good work
What oh
My god, I can hear
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
So kind and precious. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Bro team. Thank you for that.
Three get a second. Let's just take it at 18 months.
All right. One kills.
One kill Tony, that's all we need.
Gigi needs to go to Big Red.
And I just need one stab.
Is your primary like choppy here?
A little bit, yeah.
I hope this is pretty bad right here.
I mean they did something with the customs performance this other thing.
Well, they try to make it worse because that's how it feels like
This kind of what it feels like
This is where we get the kill, buddy. This is it. This is your moment. I believe in you
You're gonna win you're gonna win
I believe I believe
I think he's first.
No, it's.
Yeah, first floor.
I might be or shall I?
We'll be fighting for shot.
How are we getting to slurry?
So I'm going.
Yeah, I heard him somewhere.
I
Shit
Don't he's asleep on the floor around you G he's taking a nap
I got a narcolepsy that sucks anyone who's walking down the street has all of them in
my phone.
Alpha, thank you for the sub-sum text, thank you for the four months, thank you for the
Faggots up myself a little faggots up
Is he got creepin behind
Oh, it's a scab not a scab fuck
Ego receives me to oh
Where's it behind you moved he's gone
Wasn't there a guy over here? Yeah, there was
I just saw a guy in, uh,
Three?
In the three-story, yeah.
Right, on the floor.
He's on the second floor.
He might have gone up the stairs.
I hear him.
Oh, he's on the second floor.
Three.
I
Might be able to get him on the outside. Hey, look at me. He might have just looked at me, dude
How did he see me?
Hey, what no that this guy's weird
What he looked directly at me through these
He got the same thing you got the same bug as me went left left
I
Really?
No, we hear it
He would way
He's left side to story left side second story, I think he jumped over the thing I can okay. I will go
What I will go grab Tony stuff and get out of this ring
I did. Dude. How did you to die? Shot me in the face.
He just ran down. There's two of them.
That might have been eight. That guy's an eight, I think, I guess.
I'm never finishing this bullshit. Oh, I'm never finishing this bullshit. I have one motherfucking kill
Oh my he's shooting yeah
I'm behind the wall. Oh my gosh, I don't know what to do
I was jumping on him, now I'm jumping on him.
What is this guy doing up there?
He just opened the door?
Yeah this other guy is trying to shoot me through the walls.
I
Think I'm outside
Yeah, this guy's literally trying to shoot me to the walls
There's another guy pulling up on I'm gonna see this yeah, thanks for the bomb mentioning the 16 months
I killed him which guy which guy the guy upstairs
okay I'm coming up
I'm coming up with that.
OK.
Was he driven?
This might have been him.
No, it doesn't.
The guy outside is still there.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I mean, that was heavy.
That is for sure.
Raging.
Not sure why.
Metal, metal, metal, metal.
Metal, metal.
Yeah, he's coming up.
Oh God.
Oh, that's a scout.
Well, I'm just paranoid now.
You're chilling.
He's literally just trying to shoot us to the walls, unless the walls aren't rendering.
Because I mean, maybe, maybe.
I think I might have got shot through that curtain.
When it didn't render, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, he's also shooting me in the bottom floor.
Yeah, I saw that like shooting you through stuff. I don't know
There's no way they know for sure
All right, well I get all Tony's stuff
Unfortunately
You're perished
I'm dead through the door.
So he's raging.
And I just go through the door.
Yeah, so this guy's raging.
And now there's only one left.
And last thing's rendering.
And less than nothing's rendering
Maybe the doors aren't rendering
I mean, yeah, that's gotta be it
Or the test right now, right? If you can shoot me right here, that's where I was standing when he was shooting
Yeah, so what I'm thinking
is I get the fuck out of here and see through the walls of three story
when you're in two story it's a bug.
Can you maybe like try to grab it?
Yeah, I got this.
I got this shit.
Someone's pushing you.
Okay.
This dorm's just like, giga bugged out right now?
Okay.
I
Just cooking
I'm frooding.
Okay.
You ran back inside, I think that's what you're doing.
You know what, yeah, I just try to go outside because you can see it somehow.
Just a render buddy.
Yeah, no more dorms.
Yeah.
This guy right here, as soon as I.
All right, well, Tony, you probably need to make a shotgun,
but I have everything else.
OK.
OK.
Then they give it a five good to form.
name of the fog it did. Yeah, I think there's some rendering
I think there's a bug.
Dorms is off limits.
Hey, hey.
Dorms is off limits.
unless
I think there's a fucking issue with dorms not rendering. Yeah
That's what it is. I mean not all these guys are cheating like I doubt it
Yeah, one of them maybe but all of them
like it's on my
Really as soon as I jump out of the bodies stuffy, thank you for the five gifted howling with a prime
He saw me jump out to the door.
Yeah, maybe.
I
Just
That's just Igor
Yeah, I'm gonna pop this up to see if I'm allergic and look
We're thinking about a fog in the demir thing about if I get it a lot everything would I get it we go she don't I think
We're the fog in it and see you go fog in it. Wait, you don't know everything. You're allergic to you
Oh, I saw about third one. I still don't know oh
any shotgun.
Everything else in your rake pockets?
Backpack, I have everything.
Okay, shotgun.
But, did they give it a 4 months?
I mean bro, that whole thing was so weird.
Yeah, I think they're just, they're abusing some like,
issue with the game right now, where they can see through the walls.
Yeah, because when I, when I looked and I got the render bug, the guy was looking directly at me, but I got closer.
And there was a big ass tarp in front of it and a door. So I was like, wait, what? How is he?
So yeah, I think that's what's going on.
Okay, I'll get him.
But
I got number out of fucking all the more one more Tony all things is what I know, but I'm it's I'm cursed
I'm literally cursed right now. I'm gonna just play like the biggest fucking beta bitch pussy you've ever seen
But am I money hideout I don't happen
I
Look where you guys died to just in case tactile tampon
He's dead. Oh, yeah, Frank's killed him
What do you say about this something about
room upstairs and to serve the word planks walking if you sit at the bottom
I was to restore if you sit at the bottom all through service and render and you can see everything in the building
The room upstairs and two-storey
There's okay, there's just a render bugs that people are using I think
Yeah
That's what it is
Chris, thank you for the fire get a guy's name if I get a tree name if I get it
Yeah, I think they could just make they can make the like entire building disappear basically I think
Or at least parts of it
So I got...
I got...
I have no Mags.
What if I get it?
Hey, thanks, fellas.
Yeah, I can make more.
They don't know I just don't have Mags.
It's fine, I'm good to have one, too.
I can just buy a shit then.
I'm not using it.
Okay, thank you.
I killed bum bum will you toot
Let me snap a scab with the both feet say less. All right, we all good to go
You're good. Yeah, you're ready. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
You guys get the gear in the box every day, too?
Yeah. Well, Tony doesn't believe me, but I'm thinking it's a care package if you die a lot.
Fuck my life.
That's what it is, yeah.
Oh, now we're well below.
Thank you for the fog.
You did, Alexander.
Thank you for the fog.
You did, Sherry.
Thank you for 12 months.
You're not everyone.
I'm not saying my brand.
I never got one of those.
Yeah, we never get those, dude.
We never got those.
OK, but you got one of those things.
So you talk about me.
I never got one of those.
No, but.
No, it's not about that. So I think you just randomly get them or from quests.
It's a little green man.
They're going to find this in quality. They're going to find this in quality.
They're going to find this in quality.
There's a green goblin.
You're actually, you're fully embracing it. You can put on a green mask.
Oh, my God.
What can I do?
Osborn.
Osborn til pi napaka.
Where do you duck? Say, give it a prime. Matt, give it a bag. Get it.
I
Ran for I guess you look kind of cool right now. Yeah, I know I cope your mask on
I'm hoping
Office you're fucking in the hell on that. Yeah, I love me some copium
Okay, the rest thing with a vodka did you got a name of a good ODS in a bug in it?
I got kind of shit.
That's, kind of shmigma.
Well, let's go there patty there a month.
I was more than a custom.
The door is Tony. Go ahead.
Set to go.
Gigi.
No.
Yes, sir.
Oh.
OK.
What did we learn last week?
Guys, don't go into two story and sit there because people for.
No, I think I think it can.
I think there's no way to do it the other way as well.
Let's not go into dorms at all.
Yes.
Yes.
Triple stack
What was that one of us shots? Yeah, don't worry. I'm hunting
I'm gonna get his goddamn peanut. Oh, I see him
I fucked him up.
I fucked him up.
Dude, the people are fucking...
Yeah, he's a scar.
He's a scar.
Nice.
That's not a scar.
Am I?
Dude, what?
Wait, you're dead?
Yeah, I just watched her perish.
Wait, that's not you.
What?
You're dead?
What the fuck is going on?
And sucks
The scar guys is died
Not back in the grass on the hill creepy
He's busting, he's busting.
Alright, I'm gonna go all the way around, I'm gonna jump over this wall.
Yeah!
I have eyes on my body.
Oh, I fucking missed.
Guys, I triple-sec.
What?
It's okay, it's okay, you're good, you're good, don't worry about it.
Don't use, don't use scopes.
They randomly bug out and go all red.
What?
Yeah, that's what happened to me.
And it made me honestly kinda throw me off and it made me miss.
I lost my dog at the same time.
Okay.
Yeah, I suck
Where's the guy at 20 I think he's in gas
Hey inside yeah, you go the guy back and then I heard him busting. I think he ran
Wait, no, I think it's home. I'm on the back. Hill. Don't shoot me
So the crate maybe
It's right create
Well thanks to the factories too
Yeah, yeah.
I'm watching the dead body right now.
Am I able to lead it for a gun?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you sure?
I have to shout at him.
He's not back.
No, he's like next to the body, I think.
Oh, yeah, he has the he has the country voice line.
He's like, I got a baby.
I feel about this.
Oh my God.
Can you?
He's inside, honey.
Yeah, I know.
Dude, what is that noise?
You had a new boss or something?
Is that what?
Yeah, I had to repeat it.
Oh, we got back.
Yeah.
Where's the other one?
Yeah, right to the right. My right. Your left.
Oh, is it him or that's him?
Yeah, yeah, on the metal.
You have a back. Did you just run?
I know I said this.
Okay, okay.
I said this.
He's by the bus, he's by the bus, he's by the bus.
Okay.
One all the way around again through a stream.
This guy in Panda.
No window.
There is a deeper panda, but I'm okay to go this way.
He's by the bus.
All right.
Last saw him in the bus.
Okay.
I don't know where he is now.
I'm not worried about getting shot by someone else.
I got a bad deal about these.
It's actually not as bad as people are saying.
kind of massive so I kind of want to get his gear. Yeah.
I think he's just sitting inside. I don't know.
I come on, I get ginger stuff out. I'm by ginger's body.
Well, I wish I had a different gun, Lucky.
Yeah, I know.
I can't really do much.
Kind of just brought this for sniper scavs.
I can get it by with a shotgun, but...
Unless this guy somehow got away.
I feel like you would have seen him or heard him.
Welcome to you.
Push up a little bit
I can maybe like baby he fucking looted the body. What the fuck
Hey, really? Yes. What what that's what the fuck is that timing?
The body no longer is gear on in the back that he killed. Oh, he's probably in gas
What is that timing bro, I don't know
I'm gonna make a lot of noise. Okay. He's he's over here still. Oh, you by the way then? Yeah. Oh my god. He's up back. See what you do? Thanks. Oh, yeah. He's a banner barrels.
I'm dead. Okay. Oh, I thought you were seeing the corner who's peeking it. I thought you
could see that. I couldn't. You saw me moving between the boxes. I thought Fragas could
see the corner, so I didn't think he was peeking it. I got the final kill. I'm done with setup.
Well, I have a shotgun if that helps me go thank you for the five gifted I thought he
I thought you could see that.
Ow.
Ah.
Ow.
I wish I had you as a gun dude.
Why are you bringing that?
Why are you bringing that?
Cause I need a sniper scabs.
bring in what any gun with the way you can literally use any gun
i'm using oh my god i'm so glad i'm doing what set up i have three hit count dude
and i swear i only i shot okay i shot the guy outside and i shot that guy twice in the head
I
Just thought you could see the fucking corner there
He's actually so lucky I couldn't like that guy actually got so lucky
You couldn't see the corner I scope bugged out man. It was so stupid. It went all red
I'm not using still guns in the mall
realize that you know no I think I'm telling you dude like that is like really bad like
super shit yep yep okay what do we need to do what do we need to do
oh I'm done with that bullshit
I'm done with that bullshit
it. Do you think you could bring me in some more mags possibly?
Oh, yeah.
Why, thank you.
I'm going to use the MDR.
I know.
Season the initiative of Tarkon.
I mean, we have White House quests.
We do have a bunch of Lighthouse stuff.
I don't know if you can go to Lighthouse.
Wait, we can't even go to Lighthouse, Tony.
Oh, shit, we can.
We can't even go reserve.
Yeah, everything's like reserve and um.
White house now.
Oh my god.
No, we have to go.
Line dude.
We have to.
We have to plant the thing right.
No, we have to go labs and shoreline.
How do I even unlock?
We have to go to Labs and Shoreline?
I think it says access to Secretarger facility.
No.
But we have to locate the entrance to this port terminal.
No, Secretarger facility. That's Labs.
Yeah, that's Labs.
You can skip Labs. Okay, we can just go Shoreline.
I do what?
I don't know. We've got to somehow...
Briskey they were back into breathing with my good a bit thing of the problem and be they were the five give did
Thank you
So we have to go to shoreline and go to the terminal button we don't have to go to labs
No, not right now. No, we will after though, right?
Do unlock labs. Yeah, you go there and like do the little tour thing
Oh, I think we have to pay a fuck ton of money to
Yes.
Yes.
Where am I going to, it's 20,000 USD.
Where the fuck am I going to get all out?
I need to make some money.
Well, that, yeah, that's for, that's for Lighthouse. Yeah.
Oh, it's Lighthouse?
Yes, for lighthouse.
I think reservist is dog tags.
Yes, you're right.
All right.
So, Sean.
Sean, don't die.
Grab loot.
Make money.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah.
Can you give anything a shoreline?
I have this thing
There's really any point to crafting these two you can turn the power off in the labs now
what's
What?
You guys have West 306 key
No
But okay, that's all I have. Yeah, we we still have that yet. Yeah, we don't have that
So you're saying I need to go there and try to find the key
that
and
those of us to do
the
the
the
and
the
the
the
the
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What was that I got you Mags a 30 mags. Thank you
I'm a money hideout hideout happened hideout expensive
Well, I'm just using a normal fucking gun now, so we're fine. This is the street good and I had phones and yeah
Dave thanks for the five gifted emerging with a prime blast. Thanks for the five gifted
also just off of customs fuck them up
fuck them up right now
yeah that map is kind of uh...
it's crazy right now, fuck that place
I
About
Gap of cart name it if I get it volume of I get it James think that if I get it thank you guys
Man man man man
Yeah, well, we can do can be in the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the
in a fucking razor scope off the black division H.K.
Kind of nice. Oh, really?
I think I'm going to have a good day.
And those guys have crazy gear.
All right, I'll lock into fucking.
Oh, actually kind of this one.
Yeah, that's what we got to do to the island.
Also, well, you want to start looting because
I'm sure jidji's happy to hear that right
I've created my hideout a lot
Stuff is really expensive
Yeah, it's it's giga. Oh, it's very expensive. It's like 100 200k up top pretty much
For like everything. Yeah, the cake tape is like 200k
Okay, yeah
It's got a little bit ridiculous a little bit ridiculous
Little bit also in that case, why don't we do some farming runs?
Just like farm off some money
Don't just like some max route runs
We go in we chill out we loot we get the fuck out
Sell we just
Money printer go berth
Hell yeah, it's our vibrate
What are you guys doing right now?
I'm thinking this flight recorder
Sure make us and then we have to go to the terminal button
Yeah, I gotta go over there too. Yeah, oh they should
Cypher never can Nadia and rice thing with a subs
Yeah, oh you're good. I'll see you
We'll cut a coverage. Yeah good shooting. Oh
He's just a mozen dude. Okay. Well fuck up. It's not that guy
What a poor yeah, there you go
Destroy that man
Or he was going
and using the two years
and home out now so
split
home
where so I haven't picked up a single item
we got a farm some of them keys though that's all I know
yeah village we just lived in a village
I feel like we're kind of gated from like
What a question, dude.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, Ringo Village.
We started to go across the map.
Oh, my gosh.
He's like asking why I killed him.
Can you find it?
There are other actions everywhere yet, now.
What kind of, oh.
He deserved it.
What are you talking about?
OK.
Well.
My eyes are starting to foul me. No, Tony, don't say that we have another eight hours to go
There's another guy right there
He's dead
He's dead
I don't think he was visible at all.
Wait, it's smooth as hell, God, it's over there.
Hey, where is the other?
Oh, my gosh, my voice.
It's not like Fragus when he woke up.
You should have heard me the other day, Gigi.
I got this, man.
Dude, my voice, like, literally two days ago, or eight years
or eight.
I don't know if I should have.
Oh, good.
I can't remember, dude.
It's been so many hours.
Small W default a
Small W
You can buy triceps and shit, bro. Oh my god, we have all three traders you can buy
It doesn't feel like it but like yeah, we are for it
camera in my brain. Yeah.
Yeah, I got them all. I got a East 226 key.
It's a good key.
Oh, D. Jen, thank you for the fog of the subs. Grab anything with the prime.
Thank you guys.
There's a lot of horses in there.
Tellin' about me.
What?
The silver steed.
That's me.
The silver steed.
You're saying.
What do you think?
Okay, I feel like your mind is wet.
I'm only 30 years old.
What?
Me?
You question me.
What?
What do you mean you're fucking people's moms all the time?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry.
West 207 key.
Trash.
Gee, I'm not finding any fucking good loot.
Genji, turn on the fucking loot spawners.
I'm sorry, I'll turn them on right now.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to get a GPU.
Yeah, eight thousand real boys, the fuck is this?
Oh, I got a giga beef.
It's actually a giga beef.
I'm so hungry right now some steak and potatoes
That beef is oh
What are you fucking doing opening the giga beef don't open the giga beef
I got beef. It is. It is.
nutritional information.
920 219 calories. Oh, per 100
grams. Made with 120 grams of
beef per 100 grams of finished
product.
listen to you got 120 grams of beef per 100 grams of product that's a lot of
beef a lot of beef that's like yep thank you but up five good it's ups I'm not
finding good boo what's happening
we need to go to resort that's what's happening yeah we're literally in we're
in poor village dude this is where poor people live wait there's so much shit
over here normally. Yeah, if you're poor.
These fucking crates I've opened that should have
danked hideout items.
The loot over here used to be so good.
I swear that they nerfed it.
Good tonic, you know, let's go.
This shit sucks. Let's go.
I'm going to resort.
Yeah, I want to resort.
I want to get some keys.
I see
Live
Okay
Let's go rose thank you for the foggy tits ups
Oh by the way, I found ZV 14
Yeah, three keys in one raid. I went and opened it. They are not lying. There are 360 rounders
every single time, by the way. Yes, with ammo, with ammo. Yeah, I got a Golnick, but the
other two are bad. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's like 40 rounds of equal next. So no,
Oh, that's not that much.
They meant all the matters were full of it.
If they all three get them, then that's pretty good.
Did they do these cottages?
I think Gigi did.
Why are there bull holes everywhere?
What did you do in here?
I think that was when we were shooting that one guy up on the hill.
Oh.
I'm running up the rocks towards the resort right now.
I'm not like this bus station.
Are the ones close to the resort?
Yeah.
Where are you actually?
Are you all the way up there?
Yeah.
I guess this is the bus station.
Did you think you would have found good subs?
Yeah.
Did you think you would have found good subs?
I'm going towards the resort right now.
How many hours do you have?
I know you're not talking to me.
Huh, I know that guy ain't talking to me. No, where is this the bus station?
That shit has been there for the last nine years. I know I know
Alan take it with a prime link take it with a five-get-a-subs blum got a with a magnet subs
I just have to like go to it again
Oh my gosh, dude, are we fucking serious right now?
I'm dead dude. I fucking jumped broke my legs somehow and then I'm dude
Why are you just sitting there? I just got one tapped
He's just sitting there outside the front on the right side
That's who killed me
Yeah
It seems that the big dog has to strike again
All right gentlemen and lady
For the big dog to get stuff and get the fuck out of you
to the right like kind of where that truck is you i died a little bit lower now he's cheating
what he's cheating i'm sorry what this guy's cheating he's cheating he wanted me to he wanted me to
what the fuck is going on yeah he's just you know what's bad is i could have killed him too yeah he's
just raging he wanted me while i was sprinting to like far away where i don't even think he would
would have heard me. 69 we need 69. No, I'd had a potato tots. Oh, this guy has kind
of a weird stat, though. He's his KD is point 17. Like, right, you had a potato tots. Yeah.
Yeah, monster killed me too.
Maybe he's carrying this guy.
Hey, babe.
I'm going to report him if he's playing with that guy.
Okay.
I'm depressed again.
Okay, FMJ, bro.
FMJ?
I got one clicked.
All right.
It looks like I'm putting on a tequila mask.
Yeah, I think I'm doing that too.
I don't think I've, um, extracted one raid.
I have.
Tracked about one raid, too.
I was doing fine, but I think, uh, we should maybe cover our queues as well.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I think that needs to be done.
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck. That was my.
scope.
Honestly, I think that guy is in a good shot.
I don't know.
Okay.
Would you like a specter?
I can bring that in for you.
No, I can do that.
I just don't have like a, I have a TAC 30 I'll probably use.
I just don't have like a good, good scope anymore.
My bad, I shouldn't have spoke up.
That's not me.
It's not me, honestly.
Just fuck.
You're an idiot.
that's called me for a purpose call me
Tony we need it we did we have we have to go
Tony you realize what's happening right like
we need to go another hours we need to lock in
I mean that's just dude that's not good
sometimes you get got like people like that
He's just better. I know, but
But what what?
Fuck okay, I might I know
I know I know
Let's run this shit loud
We should all hit smelling salts
What I got so
The actually you won't hit that shit right now. You actually won't hit my right. I actually I don't know if I do
Yeah. No, that you won't hit that shit.
I might have some.
I don't know.
But I don't even know what you're talking about.
Smelling salts.
It's like ammonia crystals that you inhale
to make you more alert and wake you up.
Like power lifters use it before they do a big lift or like.
I think the paramedics will use it to wake people up
if they're unconscious or something. Yeah.
It's just like a really it's just like a really it's not like anything you consume if you just you smell it
It's like a very very like pungent smell it and like shocks your body and so waking the fuck up
Is your body just like holy fuck? What is that? Oh my god?
Yeah, pretty much everything
That's gotta be really bad for you. I know I mean, I guess if you're just perpetually breathing it in sure
But I think if you take a whiff, it's it doesn't do anything.
Yeah, I got a hole in my nose because of it now.
It's just fucking awesome.
What are you talking about?
You have a hole in your nose.
Yeah, dude.
What are you talking about?
Because it's just so strong.
You have two holes in your nose and I got three.
You got a hole in your brain.
Oh, that's you.
That is for sure. Correct.
Okay. No more dying. Why haven't I? No more. I'm visiting
Yeah, he's talking like electronics and me do-do-do-do-do.
All right, um, we are going to walk at the fucking.
the
Talk to the bride.
There's one.
I'm hiding.
I'm covering my shit.
So we're going to the, I'll grab a drink.
Can't bear back home.
Genji.
What?
How do we fix this?
By not dying.
I agree, but like Tony's really running it down right now.
Tony's really classing us.
I think we kick him honestly I'm kind of I was kind of thinking that dude I think we
can take this we can do this on ourselves on our own hell yeah boss this guy this guy
is actually holding his back this guy has what 20 k hours and he doesn't know a single
quest line I have to sit here and hold his hand that's crazy like I look what is going
like this guy came into setup within three raids I was done in two that seems
like a problem yeah I that's what I'm saying where the hell's the bravo at
this guy's like oh wait wait I can't I can't I can't use this no more my pussy
I mean, I'll let you to. Yeah, but that's different.
Y'all yapping about nothing.
I mean, I'll let you to yeah, but that's different
Are y'all yapping about nothing
Look in your mom
That was all the noise was yeah, sorry about that
Why'd you sound like a frat guy?
What?
I'm a fucking frat guy.
Hey guys.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Fucking all your moms.
It was fucking crazy in there the other night.
Cish.
I'm gonna order some food or go to the grocery store.
Oh, well, I'm not going right now actually.
What am I saying?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh,
Oh,
Ah,
Oh,
Yes, hello, we're going to cut your nails that motherfuckers are
All right, now we go.
Now we go.
Eat the damn lent roller.
You think he's a cat guy?
Not, but I have a cat.
a cat guy. Not but I have a cat. And he's awesome. He's great.
you want a cat? I feel like I just got a really cool cat. I don't know. I feel like
He's just super chill. He's just a chill guy
Chill guy
That's a lot of some sharp resort shade o toxic Johnny think about give the BC thing
But if I've get to drag I think I'm gonna burd I think what if I'm gonna pay and um and first J
Stake, but if I get to subs
You guys
All right, okay guys, okay
Okay, how are we feeling? How are we feeling? Fresh new?
I have to give proper all this bullshit. Oh, we got a crazy style, bro.
I'm feeling ready. I just pet my pussy.
Oh, get on with it.
Hey, mom, man, good day.
Oh, hey, mom, man.
Well, sometimes you just need it right there and then, you know,
sometimes that's all you need is just, uh, yeah.
Well, it takes really Harry.
Oh, wow.
Soft.
So often Harry.
Why are we so sure?
Oh, Gigi, we're three grown adults who play video games for a living.
We're not.
Our combined age is probably almost 90.
Dude, when I'm 90, I'm actually going to be this in venture.
I'm just saying, our combined age is probably 90, and we have about 40,000 hours of escape
and tarka between three of us, and you're asking why we're mature.
Yeah.
Yeah, 30 going on 13.
That's not damn right.
I
Thanks, thank you for the five good subs. Thank you
I'm gonna go loot those filing cabinets for those keys keys. Yeah, I say to
We lay off the Sprint key a little bit
Not like right now, but like when we're like, you know later into the raid
We hit that we hit that walk we hit that walk and John hold it
Use a silence which I have none of because I was fucking to gillamas man
Well, Larry's thinking about it. It's a zx thing of a nine
Even worse I can't hear shit with this thing
She got you know you're wearing that shit. I got the knockoff. She got the sped out the fucking Timo
the first day at a preschool out back.
Where's my braces?
Careful, don't stand next to walls, she might hit her head.
Richie, there you are at a fire, it's like, oh, she'll be fine, she'll be fine.
That's why I got my computer.
Don't touch any of the windows, she's been licking them.
You're a slobbery.
Why is this wet?
It tastes good.
Come on, Gigi, follow me, we have things to do.
Okay.
What do you do?
I
Wait remove the oh, she's gonna get her mask all wet dude
What? I'm licking the mask.
That's a taste.
Wait, do it. Okay, there we go. I got it.
Ace, thank you for the five gifted subs. Pressing up simulator.
Thank you guys.
Thanks, Ace.
And the axe, thank you for the four gifted subs. Crazy thing with 17 months.
Now I like the habits of going to that stuff.
See if the keys are there too.
Say less.
these are there too?
say less
really holy
good up there? there's a lot of violence happening
i killed him
I'm scoped.
A sludge hammer and I can't take it a SQ.
Those things are probably really expensive.
Maybe.
Adrenio, they would have argued it's a pollution, they would have argued it's a dock, they would
have argued it's a sips.
you're anything but a 10 gifted my apologies thank you dude I'm not getting
a lot of good little type 20 I have one that I was using I got a black division
it seemed okay Tony you can't get the things you always want sometimes you
must earn I mean I'm you know I'm slaving away over these duffel bags
I think we've been making too many noises.
I'm on a shussy.
thanks wait do we need one golden cock or multiple need two golden cocks me two
golden cocks I need a why yes
surprise me a lab key card dude we can cranks behind these on the wall
Bob think about it five minutes of going in there but it's like 90s dude
I think we'd have to go to streets and then lab stuff for me
112. I don't have any key cards. I don't have this key. I don't have this key.
I don't even know what to loot on this map, man.
I know, I think I've looted all the duffels.
East 323 West 223
It's up here. So you want a key? Is they gonna get a key? I don't think so. I'm going east
I'm gonna get a key
A blank RFID
Where are you finding us?
You already know why even question why even question it. She's the luckiest person on this game
She just gets gifted everything
We know this already don't even question question. It's a filing cabinet
No, it was on a scab. Oh never mind. Yeah, you can find those in scabs
I'm 400k for a blank arm ID, they're expensive.
Mark plug, I need that.
Are you guys on the east side of the fence?
Yeah, I'm on the east side of the fence.
I'm in East 306 oh
I should have went and opened
112 to see if there was a blue key card
Are you open day?
None ain't none
I have two of my reads that's kind of a gig expensive
are they? Yeah, because of, uh, me, guys, seven, expire,
they would have liked it, so Nick, they would have liked it, so Rango, they would have sub
Direct name of the sub red thing with a sub
Walking down the street
I'm not finding good stuff I have
OK, thanks.
I don't like to snap for a loop.
Where'd you want to go?
So go to the one now.
I can interchange or something, brother.
Where is it?
Right here.
Back and forth.
East one. OK.
I'm on the west side.
Fine.
like streets or fucking
interchange or something like that maybe?
I don't know.
It's a chongus.
It's a chongus.
Better than here.
I mean, we're just kind of here for the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the quest.
I'm outside of East now.
We're on the Diddy quest as well.
What did he cost hit the playground? Oh, yeah
That was you for this
That's not like towards admin shared bedroom marquee lick my butt cheeks
you go thank you for the five gifted subs George thank you very much
die
have you bleep
I got a shared by your marky of all the marky
I thought it was going to be like RBVL or something cool
yeah that would be nice
you look the piggy
I think I'd say less that's all I needed to hear oh no West 207 that's nothing
right it's like terrible much like the worst marquee to get yeah and that
literally is the worst marketing in the game. All right, you want those smugglers? Can't
get some more loot of that killer thing. What if I get a substance that with a prime
That's the name of the bag of the subs was a name of the bomb
To him by the race in G while you on West side
We're leaving East
We're going towards a smug look at it. It changed the mark
Every way, but they never change it
They never change that key, it's just ass, it's perma-ass, perma-ass key.
Alright.
I
Guys ban holy shit
Nice man you can yes
I
Like I think you're gonna find this is quite a thing with a lot of this
No, if anybody's here
To that shit I
I don't see anything, bro.
I was just looted.
Yeah, that's what you do.
There's scabs everywhere.
This guy did not pick up anything in here though.
I've just been killing scabs.
I
Had a safe key ass
That was that ass we don't know how to safety
He's good for it's a new it's a free safe. We don't two safes in there
It's not ass
What I'll take a bit of water
dropped it
Oh my god, black division black division black division. What the fuck come on
Frontside of the barn
what the fuck they just fucking spawn on I guess in the in the in the container
Say yeah, hey attention ginger god damn it
Be a member of this team
We're gonna need you be a member of this team
Yeah, like we're literally over here calling out like god damn seals and you're just sitting there yapping
She's a block all right.
Oh, you suck one key.
Well this guy came through every little shit. Maybe died of the BD.
Be everything with a Vagabond subs. I a job follow.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, they were like, it's going with a bargain. It's like
to a right.
There you have to be anywhere.
Some stuff is up.
Mm hmm.
I'll see shit.
Yeah, as I understand, like, why this one would just like randomly just
Oh my god, it's not all the other ones are dead
All right, well I say we just head towards caramel get the fuck out of here
Yeah
Think of the drop if you haven't gotten the drop you got a claim the drop claim the drop in your twitch inventory
It might have to be claimed and then claim it on your BSG profile and make sure that your accounts are linked of course
But you might have to clip claim it on both ends.
Some people were saying that.
Uh, nothing crazy.
These tacos, stuff like that.
The tacos and things, hollering, they've been a five-year-touche, they've been a five-year-touche,
ginger, they've been a five-year-touche, skater, rainbow, some more, they've been a five-year-touche.
I
Had it with a little little like peppers and onions and a little like chipotle sauce
You guys killed all of them
Thank you, but at five years of nope someone else did we kill the one BD. Oh, I could kill a few scabs
One lone Bbd
Yeah, it was swinging on us you just helicopter in and
I'm up at Sarotee Tower or whatever the fuck you call this place.
Same as shit, Sarotee Towers.
Tyron's Tower.
I don't fucking know, it sounds like I got in the ring scare.
Yeah, it's Tyron's Tower.
Cripp it, ain't gonna flag it, it's so smart that he bearded, thank you.
I wanna see like a green eyeball flying out of nowhere and starting looking at it.
It's like a red eyeball.
Well, yeah, no, but it's Tarkov so it'd be green or something
What if they randomly added some like that words like there's some like super sci-fi shit to this game would you quit?
Well, yeah, it's invaded yeah, like what if like it is randomly added aliens or some shit that'd be cool. I think that'd be cool
They're gonna send the space guys from their next game
Well, I don't see shit scab. It's just a scab. Oh, you son of a bitch. I couldn't tell what it was
He was like I just caught him in between the trees and shit
Destroy all humans. It's your honor humanity. Yeah
This guy's telling me to get fucked
I'll do the same thing.
Yeah.
I'll do the same thing.
Koi, boot, dot, dot.
It sounds like double a hot.
So, was the point of that game really just to kill humans?
Yeah, I think it was you were an alien and you were killing humans.
Paschin, thingabria, vagata subs.
Dog, thingabria, vagata subs.
Anonymous, thingabria, vagata subs.
Syndrome, thingabria, vagata subs.
Put it in funny ways at least, right?
I don't know if I ever played that game.
I don't think I've ever played it.
Matthew and Akkanen, they would have fogged up the subs each.
Beast, thanks for the sub.
I don't think I've ever played it.
I don't like PS2.
Yeah, it was PS2.
Hmm, yeah, I don't play that job.
I don't think so.
The five get the boosted, they get rid of five, get the...
you make sure to hit the button for tour. Oh, yes. Let me go
free.
They remastered it out without doing that.
shit about it but I want to play it yeah I'm gonna play that shit on stream yes I
don't even there could be one motherfucker watch it and I'll play on
stream okay I'm doing that one for me yeah I mean yeah fucking dude that's
doing that shit for me cast thank you Arbor thank you it actually like my
favorite game series ever I think those are legitimately my favorite games ever
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I think you can do good or you can be dark and light, become sith and or fucking be a
cool as Jedi.
Yeah, the combat age poorly.
How could it age poorly?
It's turn based.
I
Just adding one more condition
I think I said something bad to proper in his man
I don't know what you said, he said he was adding another condition, I pissed him off.
I don't know, he was like, I'm not your, you're not my commander.
You had to raise up Rapper before getting.
So I have an extract from Shoreline or Visit Shoreline three times, learn how to escape from Tarkov.
Who do I talk to for that?
Is that not proper?
Don't be with mechanic, mechanic's calling me.
I have not played Baldur's Gate, no.
I have together 20,000 USD.
for a lighthouse
Do you remember where the exit is?
Where what?
You need 20,000 USD for a lighthouse
Who do I talk to to learn how to escape from Tarkov?
Maybe it's Scare?
why is chat telling you you don't have to turn in the 20k usd you don't you do
think you do
wait is it because Tony hit the wrong thing no one will think so
I think that's the
that's from the
the mechanic
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I'm just keep saying I'm not getting involved in this I talked every traitor oh maybe therapist
I think I also just got 20k usd get access to light house get access to reserve
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Okay.
I'm sorry, I have tons of PMC doctors standing, thinking about getting subs, Gregor, thinking
about getting subs, Buzzman, thinking about getting subs, fighter, thinking about getting
subs, Bodiedroop, Sikhs, thinking about getting subs.
Thank you guys.
up the world
It's like coffee. It's like coming back. It was like going away. And now it's back again
back again just just what I thought I was out they pull me back in so I don't
fucking know anymore I don't know what happened it's gone I feel fine and then
the coffins gone and it comes back and then listen to that and listen to that
like a bag of the bada bing bada boom bada boom bada boom bada bang bada bang bada boom bada boom
acid reflux no i was sick and then i had a lingering cough and then it was like going away
and how it's back and i don't know why wolf thanks for that gifted sub jerk pay thanks for the prime
Anonymous, thank you for the five gift dude.
I mean, yeah, maybe I get antibiotics or something.
I didn't go to the doctor because it was like it went away and now it's back.
So maybe I should.
Oh
Yeah, we go we go Walmart sure the fuck
Walmart
Is a Walmart
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Not gonna like this
I don't know Dave, but we just reported
Oh, we're just want to hear what the fuck
It's a
Cheese and bread. So who stinks of five good subs. Thank you Tommy. Thank you for the fun
I'm not going to describe it but it's stuffed and brought it stuff with cheese. It's from a Mediterranean place
Sounds good. Oh, it's super good. Sounds good. What are we doing here? We're just surviving
Yeah
The doctor no, I know a cough shouldn't last this long I agree
Like I said, like I didn't because it was going away
And then that was like gone and then it just like came back today. I missed her last night
I don't know about that. Do we love Gigi?
I think Gigi is behind you guys.
We're busy back, probably.
Yeah, it's fine. It's only about an app and it was the wrong name. It's for Android, but
then when I look it up, I can't even find an app for what?
Yeah, it's like to scan in all your Pokemon and it tells you all the pricing.
How many Pokemans do you have?
I have no idea.
No idea at all.
Tens of thousands of Pokemon cards.
Oh, Pocky man's.
It's really bad.
The digger thing about the fucking subs, well, the thing about the fucking subs, yeah, boy,
they what about to get the subs.
Okay, we all have, we all have our vices.
Yeah, I'm going to go through it though.
I'll have our vices.
In October, I'm having some friends come on and help me go through it.
I just, I don't have, well I have room for it, I just, I have too many, and I just need
to dwindle it down to what I really like.
He's 3-10 keyed.
But you don't like organize them, you just like, are you like TLC Hoarders and you just
have Pokemon cards floor to ceiling in a room somewhere?
No, no, no, no, no.
You have to like climb over the fucking cards to get out the front door.
On the west side
Dude if you had this I do bust them I mean bust them. I mean like I can't describe you
What it is me bust them
I want a pizza
Dude, it's fucking a lot of Mediterranean food dude. I love you
would he I love that it's that it's like I don't know what kind of cheeses is but
it's fucking amazing you ever hear um fuck what's his name got the mullet
comedian smoky name of the fucking the paradise I'm gonna fuck it in Resi
thing with a sub yeah yeah yeah yeah feel va you ever hear perhaps to ziki
sauce
Forgot what he said it just reminded me of that there's a fucking clip of him saying that
Zaki
Always call it the zzaki sauce
I mean, bro, like that's it zaki
Honestly, you said that to me. I don't know what he was talking about.
That's a Jackie sauce?
Yeah, West 220 feet.
Holy fuck, everything black?
No, no, no, it's a generator, it's a generator!
Wait, that's a generator?
That's a generator!
Oh my-
Generators!
Forget you, the generators!
I'm going!
Bye, we'll dig right up there, I'm casing right up there.
That was you then, on the hallway, right?
Okay, it's blocky chicken mini beef car battery. Holy shit
Yeah, what do you mean? I've turned in like one of these things
What I think I got all these car batteries those crawling out of goddamn raid with this shit
I
Wait, is that shooting out back no a lot of shooting
I can't see anyone though where's everybody right now the West on second there were almost
Can you buy the nice load back back the hell's up
No, but that can't look at me. Look away. Yeah, I open it up. Look at get away from me
Thank you beer back
I've found the generators.
What are you doing in there?
I don't know what he's doing.
I
Can
Right so we're people shoot now back
Where these guys we get
I guess it was more like over at admin. She said she saw people. You know, we want to go to admin, don't we?
Yeah, we do. We need those keys in there.
Holy shit, you scared me.
Oh my gosh. Oh my... dude.
The cheese pie
The trio Peter cheese. Oh, you don't want to know what they call your mom
You don't even want it out
Don't even want it out. Oh, look at up trio trio Peter cheese pie is
And I'm telling you dude. I'm telling you dude
You would fucking the fire ten of these I'm telling you is it isn't on a pita
No, it's is it trio pita. Oh another east to to 60
T-R-E-L-S-T-E-S-P-I
It's not that either!
There's a lot- What are you- What am I eating? That's not that!
And nothing else.
T-R-O, T-R-O-P-I-O
Maybe this T is in the locker?
T-R-O-P-I-T-A or P-E-D-A
I don't know the thing on the receipt just says cheese pie. I'm trying to figure out what it's called
That's probably what it's called, you know.
Cheese pie?
Mays, thanks for the pie.
I would assume it's, yes, it's obviously called a cheese pie, but it's got to be a main
pie.
Blank RFIDakeyguard.
Nice.
Should I just sell a drone?
Are they expensive?
They're 400k to traders.
Wait, what?
Yeah, they should have vendors for 400.
I've found so many.
What do you mean you found so many I found probably like I don't know like five or six of them five
Yeah, all right, we need to talk about this
The scabs always happen I swear we need to talk about this
Can we find a code by any chance? Who's shooting? The car battery
Who was shooting?
Not me.
Not us.
I think it was a machine gun.
Yeah, there's a guy.
That named Front East.
I ran it over there.
Wait, who jumped?
Who jumped?
I did.
Who were you jumped to?
Where'd you at?
I didn't jump.
Where's your bridge, Eddie?
I'm right here.
Oh, come on.
Jesus Christ, that's a good spot.
That's the kind of 20,000 hour comms I need.
I was trying to sleep.
Right here.
Hey, Tony.
and we all do that
Yeah, Fragus before we're gg Rob woods a guy shooting a Fragus and he's like oh right this guy shooting this guy should be
I go where is he he goes he's in the woods
In the woods I got
We're on fucking woods
He's in the woods he's in the woods
Motherfucker he's next to the tree in the woods like
To be fair to be fair we
It was a pretty good content word on the woods at the time
I
Boosted they give it a five it is a go-to still we think
With a prime I got my cowboy ass burner. That's all yours. I want to wrangle up a couple of cattle what that thing be my guest
actually find a pretty good loot this raid level 4 there ready? I think I'm 32. 30 though.
alright let's get rich these 2d6 virtuals and whatever i did with the micro thing i
We're going to get rich.
Not with that bullshit.
A kitty cat.
Whose GM counter is worth anything?
It's a 60 mag trade, isn't it?
Yeah, that and the other circuit boards.
So it might be
You know fleece is worth anything right now she may be thinking what if I could it's hard there was seven of four months
Oh wait, we wrote the customs fire
Don't order customs. Oh my god, it's got to shit out of fucking grenade. Oh my god
on an adventure I've been trying to figure out what the fuck this thing is
called and I don't think I will so we're gonna get some made-up shit no it's not
made up shit dude I'm telling you I need to put you on game you would
love this shit
The devious thing we're not going to see is the longest thing in 12 months, bucket, I think we're going to see...
Anonymous thing we're not going to see is the only thing we're going to...
Wait, where are you guys at?
I'm on the floor.
Outside of the east.
I'm ready to rock and roll.
Yeah, I'm ready to rock.
Bad.
I'm ready to rock and roll.
Yeah, how long do you guys think?
You know, that's awfully suspicious.
Right
We started covering our raids and I haven't been shot in the head
And I have that god
Months dig name of the forego
What how do you
Every fucking item in the game to accept the gold chain
He's fucking pocket watching what is that?
You lose you're ready to go
I need one more
I think I have one I could bring you one I gotta have them. Let's go. Am I stashed?
She's trying to chum
Man, she's trying to chum do not chum jiji do not chum. Sorry gotta chum. No, don't don't you dare
There's bad thing about it subs dick David if I could it's up space thank you final thing
But if I get it's up, come up something about it is up
I'm right next to you
So no, they don't
I don't know where he's at
My ears thick ass come down
That's hilarious.
Aces, 25, 24 and a half inch monitor.
No, are you going back to making 24 and a half inch monitors?
I kind of miss twenty-four average monitors.
I kind of miss them for gaming.
I always gamed on twenty-four and a half.
I feel like that might be weird if I went back to it now after being on twenty-seven for so long.
They just stop making them like all the best gaming monitors they used to be 24 and a half
for so many years then they all went to 27.
I hate curved monitors.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to leave this right.
I need it.
We're cracking down on this.
I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
for a second too all right did you go alone autumn thank you for tagging gifted
subs did that
dude I actually use jumps out of my chair
so many emotions at once
the past completed season the initiative
What the fuck do we do?
I think we unlocked Lighthouse or something.
No, I gotta pay $20,000 so that motherfucker from Lighthouse.
Oh.
Damn it, mate.
CZ initiative, a pair of mine.
What was that odd thing I had to turn in?
Sparkplug.
It was a sparkplug.
Shit, not selling.
They're people not buying these keys I
Don't know if anyone's gonna buy that thing
Oh my god, it's tech tape really through injured guy the more a craft kektate
I craft cacti that shit's so much money oh my god I can
It's worth it to do
I'm not worth now still worth I'm still worth I'll make money on that easily like 200k
like money on that what is this cottage back door key this will be worth a little bit on
the sort of a little bit think that I might need more O scopes remember how many I have
The counter is not worth anything.
phone.
Get the Ringer 50k for that.
Tor.
Ensure access to reserve.
and over PMC dog tags the proper
gotta give them dog tags
I got a reserve.
we go to reserve. Nice. We've got a reserve. I just got a reserve. I'm locked. So what are
we doing? I don't know. I maybe gonna start doing reserves. Actually, I don't know. Genji
is reserve. I can't. Why not? Because I'm in a group. Well, did you do the like the
to war quest line
return to the dog tanks to prep
you said didn't they
oh they were good
yeah they got it
i'm the you
you don't know what's the name right now tony
yeah i need a get a snack and shit
hey one more have mech killemates guys at 9 by 39 caliber weapon and reserve
i think we have another one too to kill shit with 7 16 51
Okay, you figure out what we're going to do you get reserve quests.
We reserve quests.
We've had a bajillion of them. I'll be right back.
Guys, I'll be right back to them. Hold on. Give me give me like two minutes.
Is it because I haven't done my ground zero stuff?
What's that?
Could it be possibly because I haven't done my ground zero?
Um, which ones you haven't done a single ground zero quest?
Um, no.
Or what?
Oh, I'm proper level 2 for my quest and I'm, oh my gosh, I'm literally one quest away from
having him level 2.
What's the quest?
It's either Woods or Ground Zero.
I think Tony needs to go Ground Zero.
I got everything on ground zero.
That's fine. We can do it all in one read.
It's chill.
Sound good to me, Bows.
Wait, we're under the level 20, we're over the level 20 lobby,
so we actually might get some giga sweats.
You're not wrong about that.
Some good goop.
Very good goop.
Go see if they have any food. I'll be right back.
Yeah, go for it.
Thank you.
you
you
you
Hey, so it's just me here, huh?
So it's just me here?
So here's the thing.
How many five big sniffles on Tony's chair?
you
I'm back, sorry.
What'd you get?
and find a more cough drops dude.
How can we just don't go to the doctor?
Well, it was gone and now it's back.
Where we going? Where we going?
Shit, I think Genji needs to go ground zero.
But the thing is, so do you.
Could you get the mines?
I have to get the lines.
Yeah, we go ground zero.
We go ground zero and then we go reserve.
Well, that's show.
OK, sounds good.
But I think Gigi still have K so I just got back holy shit
All right sounds good to me I just greens
So we're not down
I might need to grab my shit, ay-ay-ay.
and in Brazil
put on my soul
that's crazy, okay
Osage, they were the gifted, ramen, they were the 5-gifted, long guy, they were the prime, youngish, they were the 5-gifted, axle, they were the 4-gifted, bigfoot, they were the 5-gifted, namas, they were the 5-gifted, subs
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Wait, did you heard you had the diarrhea, the diarrhea lettuce bug?
Yes, it was terrible. I wanted to die.
Well, you actually had it.
I did.
What? You got it?
Yeah, I got it from Taco Bell.
I was like one of the first people. It was terrible.
I actually thought I needed to go to the hospital one of the days.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da.
Did you just make a stomach cramps?
Dude.
It was the worst pain ever.
It was bad.
Okay, so it was like...
It was so bad.
I was...
There was one day where my friends come over
and I'm laying on the ground crying my eyes out.
Bro, what?
It was really bad.
How long did it last for?
war like four or five days. Oh my. Wait, I heard it all
last longer than I think you got off easy. Wait, it usually
lasts like a month. Monkey. Thank you. If I get it, it's
gonna be like the bad part of it was that long. What's the
not so good? I feel like I feel like I'm still recovering
from pissing out your butt is good. Yeah, I feel like that's
not good. Oh, any part of that is good. You know what? No, I just mean like the really
rough part of it was like the rough part that explosive diarrhea flying out of your
asshole or is it the goddamn like what are you talking about? Dude, it was like, it was
so bad to where you just had to run to the bathroom every time. Yeah, that's what I heard.
That's what I heard. That's what I heard. My brother got it.
Oh, yeah.
What are you guys eating here to eat?
I'm eating some leftovers.
Oh, I was saying, like, what do you guys eat like that?
You know, everyone's getting the
I wasn't eating the doodoo lettuce.
I actually lost 10 pounds during that time.
I was I believe it was terrible.
Taco Bell.
Mm hmm.
Like Taco Bell's always got some shit going on with them.
Yeah, I got two tacos.
And I think a.
Yeah, you got anything.
But if I could just jump there, if I could just
subs, smoke me with a.
Oh, oh, you won't beat that shit again.
Oh, I'm fucking ready.
I'm fucking ready.
Oh, he fucked that up.
Well, well, good thing you said calm, buddy.
I'm trying to warn the teammates.
What's going on over here?
He's like, well, I'm going to just die, but get this game back.
Oh, one shot over there.
We're good.
Okay, let's go.
We got that guy.
Oh, MP5 has Digo.
Level 20.
Level 20.
Level 20.
Level 20.
Level 20.
Let us dig it up a quantity cool, man. I don't know dude. I
I was like
I haven't bought a fucking thing to let us in. I don't know how long dude
The devil
They have to equalize
like they always have equal I
Does yeah, I mean yeah, I think what if I get it subs buddy thing with a port agreement
Yeah, I don't do Chipotle a lot yeah, I'll watch a police farm off
Very very location-dependent to very very location-dependent
That's what I was going to say, normally it's really bad,
but I just now got a brand new Tripoli right by me,
and it's actually really good.
It's good.
Tripoli, I'm telling you, give it to us,
and then she's going to ask.
Part of what it is, well, I was going to say,
it depends on how busy they are.
If it's a really busy one,
and they're constantly cycling out all the food
and making it fresh, fresh, fresh,
like every time you go there,
it's been made five minutes ago, it's good.
But if it's not a busy one,
you going like not busy hours and sitting out it's not good yeah I agree and if
they don't drink if they don't drink the beans it's not good you know I'm telling
you dude I'm telling you I'm talking too much to G I'm telling you you're gonna be
really disappointed I'll count me in I'm telling you listen I'm gonna be
right. It happens every time. Every single time. Did you have a
Kava? That was a Kava. Kava CVA. How's that? Like a dollar?
Great. No, no, no. It's like a Mediterranean Chipotle. Oh,
no. Kava is fire. Yeah. Chats. Oh, it's not. It's like it's
Imagine, imagine Chipotle, but you can get like hummus, falafel, pita breads, tzatziki sauce, like a feta cheese,
like oh my god, yeah, they got all like these dress, oh it's so good, it's so good.
Oh my god, my man, why would you do something like that?
Oh my god.
He's uh...
that's your shit on me
I almost got me
oh you're right on the corner
he's a slippery fucker
yeah he is
he's named up here
fuck my arm off this mother
nah that sounds fire though
it's hell of a gun though
oh it's like it's hell of a gun
definitely telling me that there is one. Oh, I have to try it. Try it instead of like
Chipotle or something. It's like it's literally like just Chipotle basically like same style
of thing. Okay. Rick's thinking what a five gifted. I'd X. Thank you, Johnny. Think of
it if I get to know what I'm thinking about getting. Talk about his bird in Chipotle. Talk
about his ass, bro. It's ass. It's ass and it'll make you leak out of your ass on top
of it yeah but everything was good when you were kid I wanted fucking lunchables
when I was a kid actually true right like I thought hot pockets were the shit
okay but I'm preparing oh yeah I was a hot pockets of the shit that's like that's like
yeah but like I mean I know I know that you know like when I was in school they
They were basically feeding us dog food in the cafeteria like
and the standards were low.
I remember dude, I remember when they started changing all that shit.
They never, they never changed my shit.
It was just always ass.
The public school food in New York was terrible, bro.
Dude, I remember the walking tacos.
You ever have a walking taco?
I was like fucking Michelle Obama, like made it even worse too.
Oh, that shit was good.
I don't even know if she had anything to do with that, but I'm gonna blame Obama honey chance. I got walking
Apparently they said that she made them better
He said I think it was second where close outside. Oh, yeah, it's the right jump, right
right. I'll see him. There was so much to the right, but now it sounds like it's something
else for a lot. You look crazy. Dang it. I'm brother. I'm thinking about this. I'm thinking
about this. I'm thinking about the original thing. But I'm fucked it up. I have no idea.
There's the school lunches were so bad.
This guy was so fucking bad.
Oh, I think I heard him.
He just jumped up there.
I'm dead.
There's a person across up top up up across the street.
I hate life.
They use the cross for I guess I don't know where she died from.
It's not like in front though. No, it's not like in front. No. Yeah, that's I'm saying in front across like up top or whatever
But I don't see you know, I looked up there. I looked over there. It wasn't very I swear is across up top in the cafe
He just ran on the stairs
is there is insane thing about this
frosty thing about soup thing about
two months?
I don't think it was
I saw the bullets hitting the wall
to the left of her
it's like somewhere
that way
to the right
I was saying
I know what you're saying
back in max
Max on how we're gonna grab her shit. Yeah, we had clear cross. I mean
clear the whole fucking map to loop
Brazz they were the ground
Thank you the run
Show me clear up top first
I think I was the guy that was yeah, but what if he's got a boyfriend boyfriend. Well, oh, she doesn't know his name
Obspected
I don't see him in an Olive Garden.
Not an Olive Garden, not stairs.
There's no way he could have been above, right?
There's no angle for that, yeah.
Where's my car?
Where's the car?
There?
You're running.
I don't know what it is.
No, it's a scab.
I
Tell your scab I killed where's that guy was that that's her I don't know maybe by the winery
I think maybe get an angle from there
He a creep layer
That might be the guy
You might be the guy.
Yeah.
Cat, maybe.
I'm across the street.
Could have been my cat.
You're all crazy.
Jump on shit.
The sky's shooting at you.
Oh.
I got like on the street.
I think you're good at grabbing stuff.
Okay.
The guy's got a hammer come.
I need some.
I don't want to do it alone in case I start getting shot at.
Well, I'm up top in this. I can wash over.
Genji, what kind of is yours?
The AK.
I see the scale.
A shotgun and a hammer cone?
thank you thank you thank you
uh let's see what this guy has
did you loot the guy that
gingi killed?
no i didn't
i hope it's done
i'm gonna swap my scope
this is voodoo
Oh yeah, she got a she got to come back.
Well, you didn't hear him, dude.
Yeah, because we're in the 20 plus lobby.
Is that back the 20 plus lobby?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Makes sense.
I'm fine.
I'm going to start my back.
I take a pop.
Boney, thank you for the five.
Get it subs.
Thank you, Bronny.
Come on!
Peace, guys.
I'm fine again.
Yeah, you're all good.
Don't worry, I got you.
sure yeah there's so many peace cabs here bro yeah I can fucking smells
doing up there
tell them he's up top
you trying to get out the jail
yeah I was gonna say he might be going for the jail
crazy motherfuckers
crazy you got a lead on the crazy
johnny dang what if I get inside
delicious thing for 54 months
thank you guys
and
and
and
and
and
and
to
Thank you for the.
So I don't think it's.
I've been in luck.
Okay.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I feel bad.
Dude, what?
You can lose those elevators though.
It's level 27.
Now, he's a kid at our house.
It would be sweating, Genji.
It would be sweating.
No, it's just sweaties.
Watches sweat fests.
Yeah, sweaty stinky gamers.
So, so sweaty.
What are you, stinky gamer?
You can smell from here.
So, thank you.
Oh, my god.
Knackle is a hundred eighty thousand rubles
What I'm what do you have Genji?
You need meds? Oh, I don't think I got your pockets
I put a salewa in your armor of your armor helmet your backpack your gun and a salewa
I
Happy
Yeah, I'll even give you some 7 and 40 ammo. Oh
Shit in the first mag
Oh, yeah, cuz my I think my ammo was in my pockets or something. Oh
Shit
It's okay. Sorry. I don't have a headset. I can give you a
I have had that I'm good. Thank you though
BS I like a 7 and 40 what seven and 40 is like actually better than BS right now because you get the recoil reduction I
Would rather you seven and 40 than BS right now. It's gonna rip through most people's shit anyway and
You're gonna fucking
I have no recoil or much less recoil. I'm using pp ammo, dude
Right we have nothing to do here at red zero
Did you have to go there for the month yeah, I got it. It's got nothing else
and
the
the
I guess I'm gonna get muted.
What's up?
I'm never going to...
I'm ready to cover my shit.
Brassy thinking about the five gifted subs.
Seattle thinking about the five gifted subs.
Bella thinking about the five gifted subs.
Ghost thinking about the five gifted subs.
and
Damn Bud-wise, thank you for the foggy address man, thank you for the problem.
Dickie Duster, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
We are in there.
I'm not in there, where the fuck, oh, I will.
We are, we are in there.
Gengi, your lotus gear, your delivery.
Gengi.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, my yo?
Did you just stab him?
How do you push me to face?
I was right in your back.
Okay, hypothetically, if I went on the grenade launcher and just started blasting the other
side of that, am I going to die?
Yo, I was hiding right over you there.
Don't worry.
I got you.
Be my eye in the sky, my brother.
My guy from Genji, dude.
Oh, what do you fucking saw?
Because I have my scoots.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
My
Face
Well, I didn't die
That's pretty cool.
I had you covered, man.
Yeah, I was protected. What's that?
What's that?
I don't know.
Maybe that's you guys.
Work and think about it.
If I could subscribe.
Thank you.
What's the ceremony?
That real life.
Balls deep in his cabinets.
in his cabinets. Playing with the make a wish kid. Which one? Which one in there? I need
tool sets. Two for proper. Yeah, same motherfucker. What is running? Simon name in the bag of
I can suck zillion, what if I can suck gulding, what if I can suck...
What are we going to use this code for?
Uh, there's a... I'm pretty sure there's an extra...
Just the red X-ray?
Where's that?
I think it literally a cross from Green Flare, like the opposite side.
Yeah.
In the building?
Yeah, in the building down below where there's like the mines.
The building down below where there's the mines.
What do we need to do for Gingie? She needs to do everything here, yeah?
Aw.
I don't know, I just work here.
Yeah, I do have to do everything.
Alright, let's do the things.
When you took, did you touch the tip of the, uh, the third touch the tip? Oh, yes.
Good job. Um, we had to go to the other turret.
You got to touch the tip of that.
And then we have to go into terror group and you got to grab the HDD with
the, the, the moms on it. And then you have to take car and either tag
Emmercom, but I think you already did Emmercom. So I think you should extract.
I did do Emmercom.
We have a DVD with moms on it.
Well, yeah, that's what she left. That's cool. I know, dude.
That's what I'm saying. That's really cool. Remedy thing. But if I get a sub, right, then
what about getting subs? I just think you're going to sub. Do I want this code?
They're gonna parking utility room key.
Do you want that?
Um, it has like, uh...
Like a cool box in there.
Wait, salt steward, eh?
What?
What?
Salted?
How much salt?
There's no way salt steward key.
Maybe.
People be hella salty.
Oh, no.
That's a rish.
The drops and the dropping.
I think they are. I was getting progress. Well, I didn't actually claim any yet, so maybe.
Oh, that's what they meant.
What's up with the man back here?
Oh, mayonnaise wants to eat this with me.
I'm going on. I'm going on. I'm going on. I'm going on. I'm going on.
Breathe. What? This is when can you go under? Here?
Jiji. Jiji. Jiji. Jiji. Play this map. I hate this map.
Jiji. Jiji. I literally do my quest and leave. How many hours do we have?
Yeah, this is a newer map and I don't play it. It's been after like three years.
My man, my sister, my sister, my sister.
I have probably played this less than, like, 50 times in a month.
I do not like this map whatsoever.
That's crazy work.
We have a combination of 40k hours of your head.
Why do you think I haven't done my quest yet on this map?
That's crazy work.
Ground Zero is actually a pretty good map.
No, it's terrible.
You have to play it more, you don't understand.
Well, I want light bulbs, do they work?
I understand, it's terrible.
Oh, I got light bulbs.
That's not sucks, but not knowing that goes down is crazy.
I've never, I never go in there because there's always people.
So how the fuck do you play this map?
That's tough.
Oh my god.
I wonder if you hate this map.
What is she saying?
She said up top.
No wonder you hate it.
But up top.
Yeah, it's hogs.
Yeah, you gotta play from under.
That's because you're not playing it from under?
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta play from under that's cuz you're not playing it from under
If you go from on top there's so many angles where you're
Hoping they gotta be on
Oh wait, so do you not know about the meme in this room up here
The meme yeah, oh, oh come here come here come right come right here
Please tell me you know about this now look this way
No, see where I am now fate. What does this remind you of?
Wait, there's five big black chairs and one little white chair
Oh my god!
Dude, that's literally a reference to that.
That is not a human-sized fucking chair.
Look how tiny that thing is.
Big text is both of us.
Holy shit.
That was...
That's what we're talking about, right?
Yeah, that's good.
With the fellas and the lady fella?
The porno.
Yeah
Big man
Yeah, that's a real thing
Yeah, what do you mean you act like that's the craziest thing they do in porn what do you mean?
I don't know, I don't watch porn!
Okay, Gigi, you're fucking everybody's moms!
You know about the photo?
Yeah, for anybody.
Yeah, for anybody.
You're a cat over here.
Hey, can I open this elevator?
How do I open elevator?
No, when I was in high school, I got...
What is that?
I got debated into watching that clip
where the two girls and, you know...
The cop?
It's some chocolate. That's chocolate. Yes. I wait you saw that nice. How old are you?
What
Are you bugged the age of 20 20 years old?
That was a thing when we were like you're my age that was a thing when we were like
12
Yeah, but I didn't see it until
No, you dare tell her about the fucking pay to live this one, man.
She will be. No, but OK.
Two girls, one cup was a thing that when we were like kids.
Two girls, one cup was when you had lime wire on your PC at home.
Yeah, you had like eight viruses.
Yeah. And you gave your computer a fucking syphilis HIV hepatitis.
But yeah, so I didn't listen to that until I was in high school, though.
Also, the guy in the door. Oh, my gosh.
OK, well, there were a lot of things.
What about the guy in the horse?
Oh my god, what about the guy with the lemons?
That party that's a cool party
That was a cool party that was a cool. I was like also like I really loved waffles in my childhood
Yeah, waffles were really good. Yeah, like blueberry waffles. Yeah. Yeah, really good. Really good. I feel like I'm missing out
There am I okay to be through though. I was home. I'm gonna go 10th grade
Okay, well that makes sense cuz oh, there's a place down here
He's no longer here
Honestly, maybe maybe it's a good thing. Yeah, I know cuz everybody knows what we're talking about
I'm not going to go look it up. I'm kind of this is like ancient internet history
I need to go over here. I'm just
Here's someone I hear so much work with finance building or respond I'm just running outside
I see you right here, that's you just killing scabs super they give it a five
good subs red mist thing about a 10 give it a 10 give it a 10 give it a 10 give it a 11
month spot is thinking about a five good subs pop then they give it a plan not
again mr. Hans thanks for the gifted sub well somebody named mr. Hans just got
gift to the sub on twitch that's cool really that guy's dead so well he's on
twitch bro after that video he I'm pretty sure he perished oh as he should
Oh
One of his disciples was on Twitch
He's following his footsteps
I'm paranoid about those places who people always sit behind them and shoot you
I
Think they're gonna fire get the shrimp fried that rice thing you're gonna
We go across the street first think I'm back
I
Weft thank you for the five good subs crop thank you rid of that when I was in second year IT school
We made limited party play whenever anyone the IT class opened their PC. Oh my god
Happy tree friends was just weird
Find the bottle
I've retrieved friends as a strange part of the internet
Well, hey, well, Gigi, do you know about the lady with the grapefruit? Oh my god
No, the grapefruit technique
That actually might change your life to me baby
That might change the way
Was that the one something to do with you put it on a penis or something?
Okay, we didn't have to be that descriptive, but yeah, she's teaching out of the sound goes like
So like fucking Daffy duck
Someone told me about I never saw the video
I think my chat told me about this video.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, chat knows for sure.
Chat definitely knows.
Chat knows about all this.
There's no way they don't know about all this.
These are legendary videos, bro.
They are, they are.
They need to be archived.
Let's go to the physical
These are videos you'll see unlike the Rosetta stone of the internet
Like when we send that the capsule on the space for the aliens like we put these videos on there
Aliens get a space
First introduction to humanity
He's not gonna phone home. He's gonna blow his fucking brains out
Get the job
Okay, I'm like no fucking room
Oh my god.
Oh, the key is taken.
So I'm glad. I'm glad we get.
Oh, somebody is here.
They put a fax in here.
We're going to bond about like childhood trauma like this.
It's good.
Did it?
Yeah.
Or they were that one one website where like you win
and they start playing that song.
How did it go, Tony?
Who the fuck is this?
What the hell the hell the guy has a zoomie is this Cowboy?
Where you going boy?
Cowboy slow down in there Cowboy!
HELL YEAH!
There are two cowboys in here.
I just killed someone in here too.
What the fuck?
You need Cowboy?
He was looting and then looked at.
Tell ya, your eyes are what the light up when I saw her singing this.
I
Yeah, spinning website
Yeah, beef spinner beef spinner
That's a website
Great website
Like a scap like some website. Does it mean?
I
Think I probably
Wasn't you forever and he's just looting
Looks up at me address in chat Jesus Christ
Can we just give me public service announcement all chats do not type the full web address in the chat
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
I mean my shit blocks it.
Let me do that into your browser, not the chat.
Put that shit on like a fucking
VPN or something dude before you do it.
I heard that.
Hey Bing.
My last half masto that's cool
No, that's it was stupid annoying orange
That fucking show my god, did you actually like that?
Okay, don't even okay, you know, I'd rather exfoliate my face for the fucking cheese greater than watch that
Oh, fuck is that guy?
You are a favorite little fella.
You know how they resemble the nut?
Yes.
That is him, but 20 years ago and an orange.
Yeah, and an orange.
No.
That is him 20 years earlier.
Yeah, but a fucking orange.
Oh, that's crazy, you don't understand you actually see the like the actual shit
Going to car I don't have money for the car
Wait, can I use the code? Where's the code?
It's across the map. I have money. I have money.
You have money for me?
Yeah, I got shit.
Okay.
Go breeze. Thanks for the five. Get it, son.
Dergind, they were 29 months bad.
Don't think of it as high. Get it, son.
Strong. They would have liked it as high.
They'd be as well.
Oh, my fucking god.
Right there. Right there. Right there.
Oh, my gosh.
What show?
Um, it was a kid's show, but I don't know what it was called.
And they have like a, like a pet frog or something.
A pet frog.
Like it was a really big frog, like...
I want to say it was like Gila Gila's Island or something.
Gila Gila's Island?
Wasn't that called the short fella?
Did you just say Gila Gila's Island was a kitchen?
I don't know, Gila Gila or something, I don't know.
Gila Gila Island.
Gila Gila's Island. Do you ever see that show?
What the fuck is this? No.
Somebody's gotta put the money in!
I have to.
HALO UMA GENJI PAY THE MAN
I did I did I did
OH MY F**KING GOD
I GOT IT
Help me help me
Oh my god the car's gonna go the car's
OH NO WE HAVE 90 SECONDS
Please help me kill the man
Kill the man
Wait I don't know where the f**k is
I don't know where the f**k he is
My chest is on fire
My chest is on fire
Hey you f**king suck pussy
Your mom's at home
I'll bet you I'll throw another f**king grenade
B**ch
Your mom smells like sh**
fuck you mother bitch
how the fuck is everyone alive
how the fuck is everybody alive
there's no way
bro there's no fucking way
don't say that I had to
I had to taunt him
bet you would throw another knee
bet you would throw another knee
bet you would throw another knee
bet you would throw another knee
Yeah, I got out of there I don't know how to fuck you're a lie, Frank is honestly
You put your fucking helmet over it ate the blast yeah, let's say my shit. Okay, fuck with that
I fuck with that. I never heard of Gullah Gullah Island. Yeah, I don't know the Gullah Gullah is for a rude man interrupted us
was. It was pretty good. Oh,
it was a silly kid show. Like, it
was actually like a person and a
frog.
Oh, boy. The kid show I remember is
Arthur.
You watch.
There's
What you guys are naming not the good stuff what are you really pulling all the
Here rocket power codename kids next door
Sponge mob, what do you mean that words kid show?
Dragons land drag do dragon tails. Yeah dragon tails
to talk to that big guy.
Probably have which one is that?
Blues, blues, Clifford.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, drag.
OK, yes, I'm a dragon tail.
Yes, the way the dragon tail landed,
like the head of like stone or whatever.
I don't I like remember.
I just googled it and I remember what it looks like.
But I don't remember.
The like the show itself, the show itself.
Yeah, I can tell you what happened to Dragon
Tells besides dragon and stuff
There's just dragon shit
Okay, don't watch it really pull you
Unless any watch like an old cartoon I
Don't know cuz I only watch the enemy now
Okay, cuz if you go and watch like you watch like the Fairly odd parents back in the day
Hell yeah, I did if you go and watch that right now like a show like that
The episodes were so short and I never realized it
They felt like they were an hour long an episode was literally 15 fucking minutes
Like you'll watch it and it's literally 15 minutes or something because it was like a 30 minute block and half was commercials and
And you were like a kid and it felt like you were watching for like an eternity 15 minutes felt like an eternity
Yep, and then they turned on goddamn
Fucking large hadron collider warp space time sped everything up
Bad, dude, it's bad
They turned on CERN and they fucked up the space time continuum and now the whole dull and dull time of the universe
This is distorted.
So you ever see those things where people
like facts about the TV show said,
or this is what this looks like.
And then they'll affect.
Yeah, Ernestine Bears, that fruit of the loom
had a fucking cornucopia, and you can't tell me other was.
Well, I'm telling you, dude, I agree.
It had a fucking cornucopia.
And then I had one.
I had one. I fucking I guarantee you,
I had one with a fucking.
I had a pair of tighty whiteies and something on a cornucopia.
Oh, I remember. I had a white t-shirt.
I had a white t-shirt. I had one on it. I swear.
They had a cornucopia and they're lying. They're hiding something.
They don't want the people to know the truth, Fragus.
I know. I, I, I...
They do not want the people to know the truth.
You'll find out the truth. They're at Fox.
Yeah, and Chick-fil-A used to be CHIC-fil-A, not CHIC-K like it is now.
That is true as well.
That's f- That's facts. That's facts.
OK, before we get off the deep end, where are we going next reserve?
I don't fucking know.
The Genji finish your stuff.
You should have reserved stuff now.
Oh, I have to talk to some people, I guess.
Oops.
Wait, Tony, did you do any more power?
Kick the kick.
Always had a dash in the middle.
Yeah, it did.
Right.
Did I do what?
It's all good.
I'm not thinking about kick cats.
Did I do a kick?
That's a fire, by the way.
What are we doing?
No, yes, they are.
The board thing over the fire.
Do I do a piece of sauce thing?
But if I could it's a check name.
If I could it's subs, I did spawn.
They give it a primer.
Bonnie, they give it a bucket of subs.
Huh?
Do you anything after that?
No.
OK.
Oh, wait.
No, I didn't get the generators in the east wing.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
I was too distracted, um, we do that.
We could do reserve.
We have to use we're going to reserve, probably been here in forever.
I've been forever.
We haven't been here at all.
Exactly.
We've been once we have kill shit with nine by 39 kill shit with 7654.
Our get the package with the commander control.
That's RBS T right.
Eliminate Raiders in the bunker.
Yeah, RBS T.
We have the bunker, surplus goods.
I don't have RBS T.
What is the letter?
Well, we go to the bunker and get some budget keys.
Maybe the letter goes to proper mark the fuel tanks.
Isn't the only the thing on reserve from.
Peacekeeper or something to with the mark on the tanks.
Yeah, with the market.
Oh, yeah, kill targets and 762 by 51 DMRs and reserve.
What do you got?
Twix got that bite. I love Twix.
Twix is so good.
Nothing.
For reserve.
Alright, what do you have?
Yo, what do you got?
Okay, it says hand over the flash drive to proper.
You have to get that on shoreline, shoreline,
ton of extract on the car.
Save boat and give it a five good subs.
Well, let us know what you got like what we can do because the right looks not shut the best candy bar is the bueno bar
for the most part
One of ours of the best
Well bars that shit dude, it's a shit, okay, I'm just gonna restart my game. Maybe I'm just missing stuff like
I don't know. I feel like I should be having the quest, right?
Probably. But if we're going to reserve, I got to swap kits.
Reese's? Well, Reese's isn't a bar. I said a candy bar. Reese's is a candy cup.
Now they make candy bars, but they're not as good as the cups
And Reese's has to be the big cup like the og cup size
If it's the mini ones the ratio of peanut butter and chocolate is out of whack
It's gonna be the normal cup size the the package with the two cups in it
It's gotta be that one
So where
I don't think so, as of the Genji, we have like literally 15 reserve quests.
Yeah, we had to slam them themselves out eventually, but we can probably do some dilly-dally and
just loot up with Genji and help her.
Also, we're not in that big of a rush, right?
No.
Not a rush of all.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Okay, well, yeah, I, I, I don't know.
How does anyone know how to get the question?
Fucking round, to be honest.
I think you have a change.
You did you interchange it?
All of my reserve quests are trader level three.
So that's probably why you said to keep questing.
None of these are low level.
Yeah, they're all trader level three.
Well, we can do whatever honestly.
Yeah, I could just loot and farm money.
I'm cool with that.
We need no rush.
There's seven, five different channels.
You get the reward.
They have to be new subs since drops.
If you reset during drops, I think it counts towards it.
But I mean, I have to be a new sub.
Happy.
They're another five.
Good.
It's a Spartan thing.
But if I get this other G thing for six, four months.
Bird, I think we're five.
This is actually a thing.
Think of it a five of its thumbs.
Yeah, why does I still have long line?
I just need a one PMC killed on interchange.
And that's all I have on interchange so far.
Change your custom.
Oh, I found my purple bag and then I died with.
I don't we don't have anything an inch and she would go I got loot
Louder, thank you for the fact it is a backers from reserve. I think it's all just level every single reserve quest I have is
Trader level three
Or like Punisher for proper
Hmm, okay
Zeus and monkey. Thank you for the fire. Good. It sucks. I want to go. What do you have anything on it? I
Have to locate and scout the garages at the depot and woods because apparently I didn't do that
Okay
Other than that
No, oh
Yes, we have to mark the ritual spot on woods the two ritual spots on woods
Peacekeeper
Do I have that?
Probably weapon circulation. Oh, I did wait. No, I don't you know I'm not
Well, I got that what did you do and I didn't is it you think it's should to see I
Don't know it's a peacekeeper ghost
Well, you have to kill just to see we go to woods
Yeah, I have to kill him and get the key I have to go to fucking train people again because I'm a thing listen
I didn't know that the quest had another part. I have to plant the estrus in the water bottles, too
Wait, okay, Tony is that a three-part quest where you go to different map what as well
Was the only woods it's woods and shoreline
What is it called again?
weapons circulation
Peacekeeper level 2.
Okay, I got that. Let's do that. Okay, yeah.
So we have to mark the two things on woods.
We have to go to
Train Depot.
We have to, and then you have to go shoot to see
Genji is due, whatever she's going to do.
And then we have to go to Shoreline
for the generators and to mark the other ritual spot.
Pigeon, thank you for the five good subs.
Matthew, thank you for the seven months. CC, thank you for the prime.
War Machine, thank you for the prime.
Postman, thank you for the five good subs.
And if we go to shoreline, Genji can get her flash drive in the car.
OK, I'm done with that.
Let's do it.
Very sweet the pride that we got this shit.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Oh, no.
No, you don't get a second one.
Not yet.
I thought I did stumble.
Thank you for the gift.
It's a buying thing.
Where to put on?
Oh, yeah.
I had to read that on the name.
They give it a sub.
Your third marker, not yet.
No, not yet for him.
Let me go to the lobby for what you call it.
I have to for the shoreline.
I have to.
I'm good.
I'm in the lobby.
Frank, whose hands on the side of your face?
Your mask.
If we die, it's fucking dead. It's actually on me. I told you I'm not locked. I'm gonna be locked in you lock
Wake up
Let's get some food
Dude, I was you know that you're that shit. I really it's red for you my head still right like I'm like on a mission to find out
What that is?
But I want like some fucking garlic bread or something
Even a five-grain it's up dealing thing with a sub small thank you ghosting with a five-grain it's up fuck
Thank you, but a five-grain it's up
sushi
Actually, no, I don't want sushi. It's something like savory carbs would be good like pizza
Hello?
I'm a greasy, cheesy pizza.
Do you think yeast beer is fire?
Who's yeast?
Emirates?
What, dude?
She made that, didn't she?
Tamra, they give her the five good-n-subs.
Did she make that?
What are you saying?
Wait, you didn't hear about that, did she?
Yes, no, I definitely heard of that.
Yeah, I I okay. No, I'll be honest that should has to be disgusting. I don't know how anyone who in the right mind
Who's buying
Farts in a jar like what do you mean?
The question is who was selling it
That one lady was don't give me that name that one lady was she went to the hospital
Because she was she was making her diet. Oh, yeah
beans and like
Gassy vegetables and stuff and so she could fart more on the job
There was some lady on the internet some jarred farts and like one viral and allegedly
No, she was selling farts in the jar no
Yeah, and allegedly she like hospitalized because she was she needs to sell so many
jarred farts that she was eating like all these beans and everything like crazy
gassy diet so she could just climb a far literally inflated with the party
I look like a big ass balloon yeah like a like a the guy that would tie like
balloon animals at like a kid's birthday party it was like that yeah that's what
that was one of those long balloons that you tie into a fucking giraffe would
Would you sell that water, Tony?
What I?
What I mean?
You mean Mark, you buy it?
Oh, you're a good guy.
You're a good guy.
Where are you?
Where are you?
You buy it?
Better than 7.5 get the game that you were the son.
Thank you.
I would hate that.
I'm going to pick up your marker, you piece of shit.
What?
What?
What?
What did I do?
Fun.
OK.
I
Make me a bicycle
Yeah, oh, you'll meet an escort
Oh walking for us. I gotta wait for the btr anyway, I don't think btr
I
Wanted is the key
Oh, I can kill him. Okay, I just seen him. I think oh he's dead
I was done. Yeah, I should
All this guards are kind of weird
I
Kind of want to hurry up and grab the key because he's in a really bad spot. Yeah, there's that at you two shots
Red rebel time
Oh
You come I fucking had twice
These guards are crazy
I
What do you mean? What do you mean?
You do not want to know what I just what what does happen to me that honestly
He just got the shot of his fucking life. I died inside the bunker
Okay, he's in the bunker. Okay, what do you say?
Yes, he's just he's just a mozen did
Dude, that was that that was an insane fucking shot like the most unlucky for me. I
Did like a 180 and just snap on my head and killed me with his mozen
I'm headed to ZB, I don't know where the fuck this guy is going to be at though.
Who's the guy in there?
Who's that?
Who's the guy at the cabins?
I'm over by ZB now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should be okay.
He probably has my gun though.
Yeah, I know.
I'm coming to you, I don't know if it's you or not.
Got this guy.
Got him?
Yeah, come to me and just kill him.
Alright, good work.
Clicked on her gear.
Was it Maddox?
Was it Maddox guy?
Yup.
He literally just had a mozen, dude.
Like, I want to be that guy with the mozen.
That was insane.
One day you might be cool enough to be that guy.
You have GSSH on?
No, I didn't have the GSSHs.
I'm at the BTR Tony.
I don't know what you want to do.
I could send it back here or I can go.
No, I think it did a beep.
It didn't beep right?
I think we got him running now.
OK.
I was I can set it to like up there and back.
I might I think I'll make it.
I'm on my way now.
Maybe.
Well, I don't know.
It'll go to 50 50 50 seconds.
I don't think I'm going to make it.
It'll go to sawmill, though.
Yeah, but we can I'm not going to make it.
Send it back.
take it to sawmill and take it back here
yes sir sir yes sir
i can't
regain stamina
take a ride for the sawmill
boom
so what can you do cover fire
i just heard a scab yelling through someone's mic
diode they give it a prime count they give it a sub power core they give it a five
gift to order something about swissing even if i get it
modifiers that choose exclamation mark them modifiers
What is this called back over here?
What were the options rhythm?
Checkpoint check point check point check point. Yep. Check one
Oh my god, I hear that through your mic
like vampire thing with the five good subs coin and give it a five good subs
Magnus they give it a gifted
because I have open backs
I have open backs
what's Sean's you got
Sennheiser 660 s is the new ones
wait they made new ones
yeah they made them like I think a year ago or two
I don't know
nice to use those
these are fire you know that
I can't I can't I can't get without open backs anymore
can't
Yeah
Multiplanned in years, but yeah open backs are insane
Don't thank you for the five gifted VHS thing with a five gifted
you
Well, it's a 660 s2
Yeah
What's that? I'm not 660S.
Oh, those things never go bad, I swear.
What do you got?
Is it here, brother? Or here?
Yeah, from here? Yeah.
Hey, how you doing?
American Comrade!
So, what come to do?
Do you have money?
Yeah, sawmill?
Depot, depot, depot, depot.
Sawmill Junction, depot.
I don't fucking know.
Everywhere, that's not where the fuck we have to go.
Yeah, my old ones, what happened to them,
The cord broke eventually after like six years then all you really do is just get a new cord like those things never break
Yeah, just get a new cord. You're gonna get a new cord?
I'm gonna decide to get new ones. Let's see what I have.
But yeah, I just gave this to my brother. Got a new cord.
All you gotta do is get the Honda Accord.
Calibri. Magnus, thank you for that gift to Frank David abroad. Oh, order some food, dude.
I might get some adult chicken nuggets.
What is it?
On this wing?
Almost.
Oh, you gotta get it.
What are you gonna get?
Dude, I've had like a hot honey bro sauce and that shit fucking gas.
Hot honey.
Shit's gas.
you're fucking galloping over there stop it
I got a happy fee man
alrighty, Warby, thank you for the prime
multi, thank you for the two months show
thank you for the fuck, get to the rushala, thank you for the gift it's up
the food on the way food is on their way bacon later thank you for the five
get the sub midnight thank you for the five gift and some guys
some scratch and lucky fellow lucky man lucky man
human thank you for the five gifted sub-stackers thank you for the prime
Well, I was streaming and more to go and more to go chicken parmigale bread that
would be good that would be hella good how fucking far is this place I don't
know I was just saying
Oh nice.
Alright, I just got to scout the garage.
Let me just grab some loot.
I
Can actually hear what are we the tag? I think I missed the same thing I have to go into the garage
Scout the garage just at Scout the garage
Oh my god, TNT broke them up. That's like 500k, dude. That's not 500. I gotta get the
depot. Where's the warehouse? Yeah, that's what I have to do. And a cactape. Oh my god,
I'm actually rich making that money from the train depot as places fire some
hose the best hose some good hoes right there mini WD-40 oh my god I'm getting
all the good items.
And put a whole breath find it.
I said, it's on shift.
Where's the warehouse in the back over here by the extract?
It's that one there.
What other warehouse is there?
I don't know.
I don't know what other ones warehouse is.
You got it?
No.
It's not it.
What?
Is this quest bugged?
Did you get it?
Hold on.
She can be in that building.
Locate in Scott the Garages.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
I'm gorking it to that lady.
The other side, yes it is, the other side by the entrance.
That's not by the entrance and it's got out there because I feel better making ginger
meat.
Dude, is this location?
It's got the warehouses at the depot.
I-
Wait, the warehouses?
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm the gorgeous I meant.
I don't know where that is. Probably by the little awning.
Chipped the awning over there, probably.
Mine said, I thought it said where else is the garages.
I got it. There you go.
They think of it as five good subs,
Big Peppy think of it as five good subs,
down bad, think of it as five good subs.
I
Something packed just opening packs. Oh, yeah, do you expect you're anything good or she needed
Get me out of here
Squire I
I got you son.
Well, fetch me my train.
Sit back and relax.
We're going for a ride.
Fetch me my train.
The rim gripper, thank you for the gifted sub.
Unfixed thank you.
K. Sovan, thank you for the five good subs.
Thank you guys.
Spartan, thank you for the gifted sub.
Mm-mm.
Redngripper is a crazy name. What's he gripping at, tho?
Cough.
Mm-mm.
I doubt I'm on my WDFowdy.
I'm going to get my money back up a little bit.
I've been having around like two mills still.
I'm at 7.5.
To be honest, I've never really been, uh,
Oh, not losing this selling.
Oh, yeah, I'm showing shit.
I'm going broke because I don't know what it's like to live apparently.
It's OK.
We got this.
Our hours I have lived one raid.
That's not what I normally do when this happens.
Genji is I use fracas as a human shield.
Yeah, that's actually very true.
You should have seen how I died last rain.
You would probably get off.
Did I see if I had a dragon?
It would happen to him and then you could have killed that guy.
OK.
OK, I don't need people baiting the shit out of me.
The guy was naked with a mozen turns around and in.
OK, I'm going to look at you.
But I'm going to look at Gigi's body and see.
It was. She wants you to see.
Only other. Oh, I want to see for myself.
I want to see my own two eyes.
Oh, man, I had to see this.
Did I miss a few shots?
Yeah, sure, I did.
But I will tell you how many shots is a few shots though.
All right, OK, do you want my eyes?
If I watch this, I'll give you my eyes.
Yeah, yeah, watch the watch it.
I need to show me what I need to bring in.
You need to watch it, too.
I have your backpack, your helmet, your headset, your armor,
the remags, the saliva stack of bullets and a gun.
Well, OK, then.
So I don't know what's missing or what, but I feel like that's a lot of it.
I think I just need heavy blades. I'll get those.
Oh yeah, I don't have whatever's in your pockets. I forgot about that.
Sawie. Oh good. I think I'm not everything.
How do you have the most manly sawie ever?
I got to find this. All I see is Jinji's forearm. What? He's locked in all the opening
bags. I'm getting a good power. I got I got something. I thought you said you weren't
opening them. What? Oh, I am.
You said you were hanging out to them. Oh, you're opening up the
misprinted powers. I might keep like two sealed, is what I
think.
What do you even call them? Are they pals? You want pals?
Yeah, they're pals.
That's copyrighted too? Like, how do they?
No, that's not.
So Pokemon was mad about how like something to do with like the pal ball, like the spear,
was like.
Yeah, which I mean, I kind of get it.
I kind of get it.
Yeah, I totally get that.
So, and they just, they, I mean, Pokemon did not win.
I didn't get their way in court, I guess.
They're lost, they got owned, that's what happened.
I need nutrition here too.
Wait, so how do you get the pals? It's a sphere?
Yeah, it's a sphere that you catch them in.
Yeah, you throw it at them.
Yeah, you throw it at them and it catches them.
Sounds like a poke ball to me.
Honestly, I don't want to give my opinion on this.
Why?
No, like it was a crazy shot on him, right?
Yeah, that he hit you with a crazy shot that is for sure.
But let's not talk about my aim.
Okay, no, like I mean
Happens to the best of us. Okay to be fair. I was not expecting him to be down there. Okay. I
Was full on shock mode like that's why I didn't hit my shots, right? Yeah, we can go with that
Yeah
How do I three point three four eight wrap with skier what the fuck where's the third digit coming from I
I don't fucking know.
What the hell?
Oh.
Right, we have thirsty delivery, Stash Pro Pain Tank on Woods.
Oh yeah, I have my CUS too.
Wait, did I?
Where do I stash that?
We do have this.
Where do you put that?
They just scab bunker with the radio tower.
Oh, right.
That's what you say.
Maybe I don't have that.
What I might put a propane tank in my ass.
Sort of buy one.
Seasonal or main better, I like seasonal a lot right now.
I really like how the questing works in the game now.
I think it's way better than how it used to be.
Reaper, they give it a five good subs.
Smart, they give it a five good subs.
Luck, they give it a five good subs.
Spread, they give it a five good subs.
Other Reaper, they give it a five good subs.
Chief, they give it a five good subs.
Champ, they give it a five good subs.
I'm gonna run the little gamer's room.
I'll be right back. Chat, give me a second.
Seriously.
Honestly, Genji.
What?
What happened to you?
I don't think it's ever happened to me take that how you will. Thank you for making me feel better.
I will say we just forget about it.
Yeah. And move on and think about the next play that's going to be ahead of our future.
Yeah, and completely wipe that from existence of our entire talk off career sounds good to me.
All right.
also wait actually that almost happened to me today I'll be honest that actually
almost happened to me like really really bad it was worse than that well I
wish it would have because then I would have felt better no no no I'm telling
you it was it was like I guess it was just stuff dude but oh my son's trying to
Even if I get this as most of them if I get this as marketing if I get it subs angel
They were like this is being a violent get it subs. Okay, let's go to ZB. Let's help her real quick
We're gonna go see B. And then we must go to the mother faking the scowls wait. We also need a
I'm gonna
Sawmill and see if Sherman's up
Okay, XO. Thank you for the fog it is so stumpy. They were like it is ups. Thank you so much. Yes
And one handyman. They were the foggy the subs
Thank you
You like this game today is making like reminding me wise
Like the other games see that was me at the beginning of the day and then I put it to Jill a helmet on and life was better
Everybody have perfect aim is my question and they have terrible Katie's like
How do you have just perfect aim like that?
Wait what you talking about which guy the guy that killed the last raid
Well, no, no, no not just him there was the guy from earlier that killed me that had perfect
Subs
What?
That guy was bouncing on the most fat, massive dildo chair you've ever seen.
That guy was a very assisted.
You think Bonnie Blue has it better? No, that guy's locked in.
My God.
Oh, it's awesome.
I'm also said, I think just one, the game has been out for so long.
People are good at it now.
Two crazy shit happens in this game more than any other game.
Three people in general are just better at gaming than they've ever been.
True.
Like the average the average game is so much better than the average gamer ten five ten years ago
Just all over every game people are so good now games crazy
And we're old
There's a guy running from behind
This guy doesn't scow about back. I got my fucking stomach blown out by Sherman
So scare me like that puppy I didn't know I saw guy in the warehouse
I
Did the fucking turret we're serving oh
I heard you're not thought wait. Who's this guy?
Savage thinking about a bucket of subs
Rico they were like this is rented a lot of the subs. Oh, geez chef master
They were like it's subs past that they were like it's out of the back of the subs
Who are you killing over there?
I can't hear anything.
Wow.
Gingy, where are you?
She's locked in her car.
Gingy, we have your key.
Sorry, what?
Oh.
Sorry, I was just yelling at myself because I reset the hiding button.
Are you under the red, the red shock thing?
Hey, how are you doing?
Oh my god, okay.
Yeah, I can't just go to the left.
Oh my god, okay. Yeah, I think she's gonna be nasty
Why didn't know I just saw like a gun on your back like over the top of the logs
Oh
I forgot I was supposed to be shooting these guys with no armor and helmet
There's an odd towards the cabin so I was trying to shoot me. Yeah
Yeah.
Dude, where you at?
In the bone groove.
Okay, I have your key.
The minion, they're gonna find it.
It's a bumpy thing.
They're gonna find it.
Yeah, I mean, Tony, you're, you're not wrong.
I mean, people have gotten way better.
And I think it's because...
But there's also a lot of...
There's ten times more.
In a lot of games now.
Well, that's just the iPad.
Well, no, it's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
It's just...
What?
Well, yeah, but I'll say just one, the game's been out for a while, so there's a lot of
people with way more hours than they used to have.
And so just, I think just people, like gaming in general, people have been gaming for way
longer, gaming got way more mainstream, people grew up gaming more and like aspiring to be
good at games.
Like when I was a kid, I gamed a lot, but I wasn't trying to be like amazing at games.
I didn't even really know how good you could be at games.
Like...
Like I mean like when you're a kid right you're playing like Halo split-screen the best person you knew video games was like
Your brother's friend or like some kid on your block or some kid you went to school with or even you were like the best kid in your school
Right
Well, like you weren't just pulling up the internet and watching a video on how the best person in the world plays the game and learning from
Them like you realize how much good that like much better than makes you
That's thanks for four years slide. I think the fire pit did night. Thank you green. Thank you
Slicing you if I could but you see how they play and then like people innovate off of that and like metas and min maxing forms
Like oh, I was playing like, you know a game comes out now like call duty
The fucking meta loadouts are in the game before the games even fucking released
But you step to figure that shit out, you know, I'm not a misty. Give it a two good subs. Thank you
Oh, dude, I want to be a streamer.
I want to be like fucking I want to play or ranked ranked gaming in general has become way more popular like competitive ranked online games.
Like those weren't really a thing.
Those were in a thing back in the day.
Like you're playing it's people with better skill.
Like everyone learns how to get better.
Oh, yeah.
But I get either PTR.
Oh, we just got in his tracksuit.
Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Genji, you might turn on cover fire.
Get behind something that turret might spin around. Wait, he also might get out. It is it is it is it is oh my god
Just me tell you fucking dare. Oh my fucking god
Oh, you were gonna run out in the open if you would have died to the fucking BTR cover
I would have screamed I just saved your life. I
Just saved your
I don't know, I mean, we got a lot better at games when 2020 hit.
Well, yeah, no, but that's that.
Well, OK, but that's when like that's the main factor.
No, that's also when streaming and like a lot of just gaming in general took off.
Yeah, but I'm saying it's all related.
Like that's a five.
That was like six, seven years ago now.
That was saying like less than 10 years.
People don't really fucking do games
Yeah
You gotta think too like someone who's younger back then they're older now they're playing games they grew up like watching
streamers and like pro gamers and like, you know
Yeah, I will say thanks for the five get the subs do you really think we're the five with the subs?
There were two of them there were two of them
Oh, it's your buddy extra I think you're not gonna be able to take everything
here's the bad thing though how the fuck did I die so fast I do not have a flare oh my
Oh my god. You're joking. You're joking. You don't have a fucking flair, dude.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
Dude, totally. I'm sorry.
Who on top of helmet? I probably got head top ahead and...
I just got a massive dump. I won the fight.
Yeah, I know. I was killing the other dude and the other guy shot me and then I should
have shot the first guy. I didn't really see him though.
Honestly, I can probably just get Jimmy. Do you want any of your stuff? These guys probably have better stuff than you
We can just take one of their stuff
Go
Driving in denial
Are you even gonna be able to leave with all this shit?
Big nachy thinking about a vibe get the grub thinking about a fog get the panda thinking about good to leave
I think about good to Danny thinking about good to come to think about a vibe get the
Dac think about a vibe get it. It's gonna take a little bit
Fraggis is a gamer Fraggis was a pro League of Legends player for
There is a fucking
legit just gamer
He was like the fucking top NA jungler in league got us thinking about a five gifted
Of course there's another one. I was just guessing you up to what's thinking about a five in its ups and just like that. I have no more masks
Well, I got the one I got thorax throw did
One tap to the throat like
Kid me but what he shot me
Five times in the chest with MA 55
What that's the same guy that killed me, but he won't pass me in my face do do Roy
Mm-hmm
What
Why are you feeling there was one more to you because I need
Fuck
Whatever I'm not missing. We're not fogging it subs. Why do you think you're gonna fog it at subs?
There was one BP I guess to
Fuck oh, I have to go mask thank God I have one more
Yep
Yo, we need the two. Take over the five, my brother.
We need a two. Thank you, brother.
Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit.
You got one, too.
Kung Fu, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, Kung Fu.
I can't believe I fucking died.
Oh, I guess I got shot a lot.
of the
of the guy that killed you wasn't even the one that we saw
by the shooting I and another guy killed me
the other guy in the left killed
and I'm going to start my game against the bucket
last sprinting
top share yes sir
I think that's probably cuz they were just fucking weight they hurt us so come from a mile away
They are just coming from a mile away ever overweight fat chuds
bro my computer is like why everything's locked what's happening
I can't click on my mouse, what is going on?
I don't want to keep using the NL, but it's the fucking best shit in the game right now,
like, I can use this PPM, oh.
the
I used
I
Was the NDR
Oh, that felt good. That actually felt really good. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Good. I think I'm only gonna use a don't know
I give tango scope for it
Yeah, that it felt pretty good. We have M80s or M80 ones. Oh
I want no I'm gonna save that for reserve. I was thinking that too
but I had a shit to that maybe so I was just using it um we just keep running the
end I'll um we could we buy we could we buy wait hold on could we buy
hey I would in mind going to reserve right now I'm looting uh the mark rooms
if you want okay so you're hot we can just do a little bit of questing to this it's fine
Okay, I ran 9 by 39 or a 762, I guess we're starting with wait, I'm by 39. Wait, you have to use that.
That's for Punisher. You've used a 9 by 39 gun and kill targets.
Okay, I have, I mean, I have an SR3 I'm not going to use if that's the case. And then you can,
Well, it's not, it's not shared.
shared. That's not shared, but yours is shared so that we could just do a little bit. Swapsis
or wait, no, because I'll get no, we kind of
well, no, because I know to actually to save time.
us
Oh no it doesn't yeah all right let's chill I'll use that
I can't buy the 25 round mags damn
Wait can I get the real eight mags?
Oh, I have a bunch
Okay, I don't think I'm gonna run this thing suppress. I just run it loud. I
Think you have to make real as a breast
No, it just says the 308 just says kill him with a
at all. We need two markers for that form. Wait, do we have to mark the tanks, right?
You need four markers for the tanks? Yeah. So we need six markers. Six markers, which
I can't even carry six markers actually I can at these sp5 fuck shouldn't be too bad
Let me carry some markers
I have six markers coming into the raid 37 kilograms holy fuck
18 months roasted thing with a gifted Grimsy thing with a five get the tension
with a five good to Paul and thank you very much for everything we go
going on a lobby how do we suck my brain yeah um
main budget of the group
i'll give you a leader i have to grab my full dough
Alrighty, I'm hungry. What'd you get chicken nuggets? Oh chicken nuggets or from
Local joint we're back check in a second
you
you
you
I
I'm ready to buy the way holy fucking shit oh yeah you're ready all right
All right start it up
Look at Gigi's
Yeah I'm fucking tired
I don't wanna die anymore bro
I can't even make that big of a problem
I can't even make that big of a problem
I can't even make that big of a problem
I can't even make that big of a problem
I can't even make that big of a problem
Can't make good gums
Yeah cause I'm still like level one and level two in my Traders
the
I
Head to screen um a lot of people probably don't even have this map unlocked to be honest
It's not gonna be empties is not as an unlocked, maybe
Maybe.
Are we about to get fucked because of that?
Nah, we're not going to get fucked.
Doing tour you can do ASAP, bro.
Get that done ASAP.
It's pretty easy.
It's pretty quick.
I guess you got it.
But why would you even come here?
There's good tech items.
Like for right out and stuff.
My game just crashed?
Oh, dude, nice.
Oh my god.
Why is it only me that that happens to?
We have... possibly...
Do I- my keyboard is disconnected. What is happening?
Um...
Well, we're by the tanks at least.
Should- should I disconnect it right here or not?
I don't think so.
There's your PC.
Oh, fuck. Oh.
Oh
Well, we should defend yeah, I'm all over here
That's fun
I got my Ergo on this gun is so fucking bad. Oh my god. What is it? I'm here. Yeah
out. It's terrible. What the fuck? Wasn't that bad for me? I should have done the loud
thing. I'm just so heavy. This thing's ass. Oh my God. I'm going to die because of this.
My ADS speed is three fucking business days, dude. I'm like a FedEx package. 33.9.
That doesn't sound that bad though. No, but we got the over swing back plus. I'm a fat chub
Oh
That's probably in the fat part. That's for sure. What kind of wings did you get?
Like a soy garlic type of shit, and then like a barbecue type of shit dude you need to get a hot garlic
Somebody had her medical ready. I hate that guy
I don't really like a spicy shit like I do but it's usually not my preference
I mean yeah I like it it's just cuz if it ends up being too spicy I just I don't
enjoy it yeah like I like it if it's the right amount of spice but they never
make shit the right amount of spice.
Oh, but what it is, no.
No.
Time to get wrecked, man.
What if I could do lethargy?
What if I could do holly?
What if I could do leiko?
Thank you, Jake.
What's your preference?
Like, obviously, like garso and garlic.
You like garlic.
Garlic.
Garlic.
I don't, for me, I don't like sweet.
I don't like, unless it's like mango, habanero, I don't like sweet.
The pencil, I like savory more than sweet for the most part.
Yeah, like, I can't do barbecue, to be honest.
Barbecue, I don't really fuck
If it's a light amount of barbecue, yeah, I'm gonna when it's overpowering where it's like
Yeah, yeah, that's too much. I don't like any when covered in sauce like that. I don't like really saucy foods
I like I don't like like really liquidy mushy kind of foods
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just like a little bit of sauce to add a bit of moisture. Oh, he's back
Maybe her is Docker gun
You bet, dingy.
10 J.
10 J.
10 J.
Dude, she's getting alcohol.
So, she's drinking? She's drinking, dude. Oh my god.
I think she's back, though.
I'm going to this fucking um tank up here there she's really going through it which
ones do we have to mark the one I went over there where I just went fucking the sniper
tower is this not one that I have to do something to I guess the tag it I think unless they
change up the time. Oh, wait, there's only wait, there's four tanks.
Well, yeah, they changed it. They changed it.
Is she loaded in and just not here? Yeah, she she's she's locked in right now.
And so she's going to die. I don't know.
She's just locked in on some shots having a good time.
I'm gonna leave it at Bob. I don't want to stand right fucking here
Normally have to do something about one I guess a change the ball name of a guy to do the name of a guy to the PCG
you do the best you nice impression
I
Want to go grab a drink and then I realized that I literally have like nothing in my fridge, so
Schmizzard
I just wanted a nice. I I just opened
What just happened
You scared me
left this poor woman a heart attack Jesus Christ yeah well someone's gotta get
the group active check down the five gift is parry they're going to do do
and st. David of subs we're gonna mark we gotta go to the bone cut Tony yeah we
gotta all the bunker entrances we gotta go to D2 wait but the mark through you
don't have to mark this tank any more apparently so it's gonna take some more to mark it.
We're running out of time.
I have...
Riders, it's gonna be...
BKPM and RVBK.
Well actually, which fucking tank is it gonna be?
I don't know, let's just go check out Reason 1.
Genji, those are um...
by the bunker.
Yeah, let's go to the bunker first.
We also needed to go to the underground food area, but
One piece of the life advice
You know, we can do these in multiple rates. Oh, this door is closed. Is this new is this lock well life advice?
Do what makes you happy, fuck what anyone else thinks, and if people don't add or contribute
anything positive to your life, cut them out of it.
That's fun.
That's kind of cool, though.
That's facts.
I don't care who they are, cut them out, cut them out.
I don't care how long you know them for, listen to that, just get rid of them.
They just cause pain and bullshit in your life.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
I don't want to say something.
Can you shoot the walkie-talkie?
I'm thinking about something.
I'm thinking about a five.
I'm thinking about a secret.
I'm thinking about a plan.
I'm thinking about a plan.
I'm thinking about a five.
I'm thinking about a five.
I'm thinking about a family.
I mean, that depends.
I mean, I've never had like personal family like that, but I don't.
Think you can be related to somebody and they could be a fucking negative piece of shit and ruin your life
And if they're doing that
Get rid of them honestly. Yeah, I think especially family even not like family can be amazing
Or you know, they could be a fucking horror story if they're if they're really causing you that much pain, you know
All right, log it in gentlemen and lady
Just a minute
He's up down the road. Oh bad
Yeah, I
Can't speak personally to something like that to a large degree, but yeah, I think I think that's true, right?
it. You know, at the end of the day, man, at the end of the day, you're the only one
who has to live with your decisions. You know, so that's what I just think. Fuck what
anyone else has to say about it. You know, like, you're the only one.
Okay, I'll see anything. I've been reserved forever.
You know what they want to hear? They want to get more exits.
Scientology teaches us. Yeah, join some Scientology give them 80% of your income and
Ascend to greatness RBS T Scientology rocks. Hell yeah
Well
What's the name of the aliens that they worship in Scientology?
Dezenu?
Yeah, become one with Dezenu.
I remember in Scientology...
I can see, you know there's a spawn.
Wait, what?
In Scientology, the more money you get to Scientology...
In some of the buildings...
the closer you are to the Zinu.
Mainly near night building.
Like they're not the night buildings but they're by them.
I see, I see.
This is a queen building?
You can become Zinu God
by giving more money.
Yeah.
Actually I think one of the night buildings does...
That's how it works.
It's like a gotcha game.
I did get a blue key card.
Congrats, fat money. Black father, okay.
Oh yeah.
What?
I got a G28 and a MK47.
Holy, holy.
Chip, he's over here, man.
I got that.
Ruchella's bunkhouse.
You are polished up 15 bonus ones already.
And I'm like not selling down.
Oh, what?
Mm hmm.
In this rate alone, I polished up 15 bonus wings.
You got any more?
Yeah, I'm going crazy right now.
There's a scab.
I hatched out of.
That's what the hard part of a scene is right well I'm 16. All right, so I'm
Think we fucking jealous 30 down for the five give them
Dirty make me hella jealous. I don't like that
Yeah.
All right, tell me the jump over here and tag this.
Tag tape in the ass, one.
I'm gonna go see if I can find the key
cause it's in this building.
Didn't you find safe to go alone?
Yeah, that is true.
That is also true.
You know what?
I've never died.
That's true, that's also true, I've never died.
Well. Literally I've never died.
Well.
I haven't carried your dead body out of the raid,
No, I'm sorry. And I know I'm not one.
You've never done that.
That's it. Like I said, I've never had that sentence.
And I never had to do that yesterday either, Tony.
I didn't. I didn't herniate C4, C5, L1, L3 in my back because you.
Oh, I don't think we're the problem back.
I think we're the fight. Good to say.
They're a compressed spine.
Damn.
I
Rock my back
Break my pussy
Air control center building. Oh, that's a top there
With the girl
This man, I don't know about you guys, but I'm sleep deprived. Oh
No, I feel that the crazy shit's about to come out
I'm not I slept
At least one of us is saying good for you. How are you the one dying then what's going on?
How am I the one that's
the other stairs we're going I think I've forgotten
yeah we are there we have to go to the server
server well this is a thing you're gonna fog it is as effective there if I get
it go saying but if I could order they are white they would have some it's the
one up the metal staircase over here that we're not
Oh yeah.
The frag is just an SP6 down there, actually.
I'm taking that.
I found some SP6 if you want that.
In a sausage.
I got bunked and done.
Where do we have to go now?
We have to mark the fuel things.
We have to kill raiders here to run out of fuel things, fuel things, food shit, which
we don't have to do now.
Let's get the one fuel thing and then let's loot and extract D2 and maybe get the two
tanks.
Okay.
We need more tanks.
We need three tanks, right?
Yeah, we need three tanks.
I think it's the one by SCAV extract and then the two in the garages, I think.
Right.
Ginger, where are you?
I'm inside of Queen.
Which one's Queen? Are we in Queen, Fragas?
This is Queen, right?
Looks like a gym to me.
Do you need a have mask?
Yes, I'm upstairs.
I
Do
Okay, what are you eating?
Nothing I'll drink it water
Okay, but if I get it sub J. Lou name in a bag of these things
but don't know about this thing.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't, I don't, I don't, if that's what I want, that is.
That's what I want.
That is, that's, that's what, what I want.
No.
That, wait.
She got you.
No, she gets five big boobs.
She got you on that one.
She gets five big dooms and booms
That's how I'll thank you pay so thank you
PPM Oh
More PPM Oh
Oh BPM up dude, what?
Yeah, this map has gig of BPL or 545 BPM. Oh
I think this might be the map we want to go to because this shit is kind of free.
Make all that hell of money.
Yeah, this might be that make-out of money and quest not right now.
Wait, where are- actually where the fuck are the tanks? Is it the one out by the school?
Is it that tank the one by the extract the one in the garage across from us and the one by the school
I know there's a I know what you're talking about. Oh, is it in our BST?
see
there is one in rbs teak
i think that's what we need
there's finally kevin's in here
get the loot
god damnit
the
of the
of
the
of
I guess I might run down in the basement and grab the food shit, too. Yeah. Oh, I think there's a guy down there, bro
Yeah, he's probably killing scabs, but there's a dead scab out by the gate
Okay, maybe we don't do that because I think we're gonna have a hell of players scabs
We're gonna have a hell of fucking players scabs soon. We should get going shortly. You welcome to me
No
I found RBS T in the spawn. No you fucking did it. No you did. Yes I fucking did. Why are you lying? Why are you lying?
Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Why are you always lying? Let's fucking go.
We have another quest on there, and then we can go back and hit the motherfucking
You guys want an MK-47? No. No, I'm good. I'm gonna drop it. I'm good.
Oh
What does he say he said hello friendly
Where is he?
Oh
Tell him you're friendly and then blow his fucking brains out
Yeah, before even as a chance to look at you
Yeah, my voice doesn't work for some reason my audio is all messed up. Okay. I'll do it
Is that you on the first floor, Genji, Ludin?
Yep, I am.
What's up?
Who's friendly?
Who's me?
Who are you?
Dude, no.
What did he say?
Who was that guy? Yeah, he said oh my god this guy
There might be more
This is looted this is looted
Had to be done
It was life or death. Listen. That guy could have killed Genji. So he has to be put down
Could you imagine if you spared that guy's life and then he murdered her
I
Yeah
The one in here and then I think we have to go by the scab extract
And then I think we have to go to our BST did yours just come for me
No
Market you have to market oh
I don't know why, but...
No, you probably should get the ping to inspect it.
How does that ping to inspect it?
Here are a lot of footsteps, is that only us?
I swear the audience is no bug.
It is, it is, it is.
We have to get the package too.
Yeah
Right here ready you get the package it's gonna be the one by the scav extra
And then we'll go up. Well, let's go to the propane. Let's get the propane thing. Oh the other one out there
Yeah, we're close to this as well
All right, checker look around the floor for ammo brothers shit to the 5.5
I have like three packs of underrounds
I'm just going to grab my bag for sure the guy was reaching to by the way the food as
well and fucking I guess store guns propane we may as well run down on a high potter.
She needs to liven well. She just drinkin' some alcohol for fun.
Hmm.
And the drops end there for the next fuckin'
12, 15, 12 days.
The next 12 days are drops.
Man, that whiskey's heady.
Down here for a...
I'm coming.
that the whiskey whiskey fuck is it Tony I know you've had it was that whiskey
weiner thing called what whiskey can't make you you can't get hard on your
whiskey dick yeah whiskey what's the alcohol induced erectile dysfunction
Yeah, Tony told me I love one man.
Huh?
Where you going?
Don't wanna go down here, I don't even know.
Where you going?
I thought you already got it.
You got the credit right here.
Did I?
Yeah, where you going?
I didn't get it.
No you did.
Oh, you did.
Alright, back up top.
What?
Somebody open marked room.
home. No, but you're all the way over there. Yes. Wait, that's RBVL over there. You said
you'd be carrying. Wait, where's BK? The school. That's the farthest out of that. Oh, my God.
The ponds one of the ponds
Well, I did not know that I don't know why around this way
I'm just following you man
Circular
I ain't seen enough motion dripping David if I could this was bad thing with a
Factor subs Benny David if I could it subs
Thank you guys
All right, so we go up top and then we go down and hit the secret extract.
Shit.
D2.
Yeah, but do we have our last tank?
And we're going to head on the way up.
Oh, why is this guy just.
There's a bag.
So you think about if I get it?
So.
Gingy, we're headed up the mountain.
He.
Well, Tony.
Is that you guys messing with me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, okay, oh, fine, fine.
Okay, you good?
You need an adult?
I'm at the back of the train station now.
They're over at somewhere in the case.
Oh
How much did you get to drink before this rain?
I already drink like
Somehow
She really wanted a good time
Fuck they locked that door too
I'm a very lightweight, so
Wait, that's actually like really not good for us
She's drunk
Improvements like this people are like, oh, I drop better with a drunk
Oh, yeah, they're fucking they're doing 95 in the meet on the median. Am I way my gosh?
Shit the fuck was up, okay, fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine
So let's go by no back and just go down towards no we have to get the extract
Yeah, I'm already up at no bag
Okay, no, I'm up at Red Rebel
Oh, no, I'm going down the spiral of doom
Wait, I got coral. Where does coral go? Is this you by me?
Are we corpore?
I got coral. Are we coral?
I think I think
Corporal is
It's coral corals in the thing
the building next to us I'm going down let's get out of here
we have so many fucking quest triggered right now let's get the fuck out of here
can we do a scab and fucking impact grenades you
well my pussy I'll fight ya I got somebody quest
right?
I asked me.
Are you right?
Oh my goodness.
You guys are going to say old tech.
Bye bye.
Okay I thought you were...
No no no no.
You started your back on...
Oh my god that should have flyed.
Yeah they go crazy.
Dude my first time ever going in that stairwell I fell down the hole in time.
No you didn't.
Oh my god.
Yes I did.
Yes I did.
I just saw the word is check mate.
I swear dude.
Whoa don't make me stop that.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful.
I'm gonna go in there and you think I'm gonna find the crazy part about it though
Is that we were three man and my friend is all the way at the bottom, right?
I go down the hole
friend behind me
Guy down below is just watching both of us fall down to our dad. Hey, what?
Crack, you know laughing is great. Is there a new round of drops every day. Oh
Today's 13 hours
Oh, sweet, it's 13 hours of watch.
So it's each day.
There's a new game.
What's the new thing each day?
There's a new set of drops.
Is that another one?
It's 13 hours.
It's what one is a reset.
I'm guessing at nine.
I don't mind if I do.
I think, yeah, I think.
Got a fucking tiger.
Oh, go chain.
I'm pretty sure what do you reset last time it was like around that time well if it started
at nine eastern it's really gonna reset and I need to know when I'm for us but it's one
set not a daily drive it's every three days every three days oh it's the same it's oh
Oh, it's every three days. Oh, okay.
Wait, for like, wait, for what?
Like, it's four sets of drops.
Two days each set is three days long.
Oh.
So, okay, so we don't, like, technically it's like...
Because it's the end date Saturday, August 8th, 8.59 a.m. Eastern.
So it's four sets of drops, three days a piece, 13 hours each. Okay.
OK.
That's OK.
So.
OK, so that's not every day is not 13 hours.
It's every three days, 13 hours.
Yes.
Yes.
Can I take the KS 23?
What are you saying?
You could.
I can buy it.
I'm on the floor.
It's good.
Yeah.
So you're really good right now.
They're really fucked people up with it, man.
Last time, with 1.0, the drops were every day, it was a new set of drops.
Oh, yeah.
And it was just, bro, I was dying.
That was a good time.
I do a good raid here, so that probably means I'm getting on early again.
Not like crazy early, but just like a little bit before.
Yeah, I'm not gonna wake up at 7am.
Maybe like an hour before?
An hour before 9am?
Yeah, something like that, maybe.
Eastern?
Yeah.
Central.
Eastern.
you close these doors over here like going down we didn't go this way I went
down the spiral of doom electric maybe the five good ass thing with a seven
months that will go there for 26 months
actually don't know how to get ammo here honest I'm gonna stop coughing I don't
know I wasn't now I am again I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do we's got a
a bajillion quests.
I'm watching you get out of here.
Let me any target with SR2M with a suppressor and a KP site
and reserve or lighthouse.
of
the
off
to find a red wires capacitors
which I turned those in ready for a fucking tied out
The one raid that I bring in like crazy loot and nothing happens. I don't get it
This is a new quest hand in 15 headgear face covers headsets eyewear found in raid
No, I don't fucking know
Well, you should know.
I got the door.
Oh, I've had that.
You just got that.
Yeah.
and
most of the other thing that we grab to use questions that we class but there we go
and
and over found and read keys for the underground storage warehouse army PSP army PSV what the
Fuck is that quest
They want me to find a bajillion fucking keys
Wait, we have to find adrenaline injectors. Yeah, I mean really craft them
So they craft them
Well, we're on cargo X now
Yeah, I can't craft them Henry found it rate
topo
Graphics survey maps intelligent folder or terror group blue-folded materials overpopulation
There's questions
Peacekeeper. Oh
They've reduced the cell prices of everything this season
Stuff is more money to buy and it's less to sell
and
All right, what are we going to do next?
I don't know, dude, there's, you get so many,
I'm like I'm overwhelmed. No, I'm so overwhelmed. I can't yeah, I don't know what the fuck to do anymore
I've been you're lucky I've been steering the ship. Yeah, I mean I have been half the time too
I'm driving this fucking thing get on the license
This shit's crazy
I'm gonna go get a new documents. We gotta do inventory check, but we don't have those keys
Got to kill more scabs.
Got to kill some ladies.
Got to get the DMR.
I mean, I think we just go back and just kill shit and look for keys.
Kill shit, look for you need a hell of a fucking keys.
And we hit the bunker,
where the static spawns for like other keys.
There is.
And we have Genji to find those for us.
Genji can find all of our keys for us.
I found the Cardinal apartment key. I don't know if we need that.
Eventually for the store at some point, like long, long, long down the line.
And I also found two of six key for Pinewood.
We don't need that yet, right?
Yeah, we don't need that yet. That's good.
That's a good shot, though.
Yeah, I think we need a two-finger, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Legendary.
Hmm.
I actually found quite a bit keys, but I feel like it's not that important, though.
I just made sane quantities of legal tender.
oh shit oh an internship oh wait shipping delay to turn up the fucking BTR man Jesus Christ
yeah I know I did this Christ like I just fucking dude just actually my fucking balls
fuck the BTR driver that guy sucks. Taz thinks we're the five gifted.
jobs like 18 months dog and they miss them I'm like ref I don't know we're
doing more reserve I mean I guess let's go some raiders let's let's actually do
some shit I got I got a spark of energy all of a sudden now we have to get
documents
I'm at like 10 or 11
what the fuck else do we have to do
too much. Can you grab two things at the same time? You start with max level crafting this
wipe or the season I should say. Proofs thanks for the five gift worth you think of it there
in a much honey badger thing about give it. Docs I think about give it.
Maybe you guys
are we taking a second?
Michael.
I might go to a bathroom. Are we taking like a minute?
I mean, if you need a minute, I don't know about Are you a hero?
I'm charging the receptionist.
I'll be right back.
I mean, like a few minutes, but I ain't motherfucking 20 bonus wings in the one range.
Shut your mouth.
Dude, this guy is shit.
Dude, this guy is shit.
Is he the lettuce?
Did he go?
I got the lettuce.
He wants to transmit your lettuce to his lettuce or your bug to him or.
Did you wait?
Hold on. How would that work?
I don't want to know if it's fine.
But yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
Fecal transplants, that's real.
You know that? What?
You know, people like, yeah, there's fecal transplants.
There's actual. That's a real thing.
Are you talking about people?
People put shit inside of other people and it's a healthy shit.
It's real.
Huh?
You take healthy shit, put it inside someone's unhealthy colon.
It's called the fecal transplants plan.
You're fucking lying.
Nah, I never lie.
I don't tell the truth.
It's real.
No.
It's real.
It can't be.
That's real.
I don't know.
That can't be real.
No.
I refuse to believe that that is real.
They take a massive log and they shut up someone's ass and they grab some of their
colon.
No, please.
Oh my gosh.
No.
That's literally what happens.
They grab a massive turd.
Like who does that?
Doctors.
Doctors do that.
Why?
To help people that are sick with sick colons.
I scared that person is going to get disease from that person.
Well, well, well.
No, because they're, I mean, they already got the disease. They're trying to cure disease with healthy shit.
What?
No way. This is real.
No, it's real.
I refuse to believe it.
Remember two girls one cup that's pretty much that's that's that's oh my gosh that's how they did it that's like that's one that's one for
It's so disgusting okay, but but it actually is a real thing
Okay
That's cool
Well, you said you kept the cool questioning it. So, I had to make sure you knew.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
I'm here, you know, for the rest of the night and whatever.
So, if you need more questions about anything, you can let me know.
Okay, got it. Yeah, I'll be here for a while.
Well, I just learned some stuff that I never wanted to know.
Well, you literally asked if it wasn't true, so I had to make sure you knew it was true.
Okay. That's actually disgusting, though.
I mean, I agree.
I think I'd rather just die than for it to let someone do that to me.
Well, yeah, that sounds fucking awful.
You think I want someone else to shit inside me?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe you do. Who knows?
No, I don't.
Did you already turn in your 20,000 USC?
No, I'm kind of poor right now.
I need to sell a lot of stuff.
I have a lot of stuff to sell.
I was done with the idea.
I went to sell it.
Oh my gosh, car batteries are 300k.
Yeah, everything's super expensive.
I'm pretty sure blue tape is not that expensive.
Oh, me.
Oh my god, bolts are expensive. Don't mind if I do.
It's like O.G. type shit where you can actually sell a good. Oh my goodness.
Dry fuel is two hundred and fifty K. Yeah.
Even the cricket lighters are like thirty K.
Tech tape is two hundred and two hundred and forty K.
What I dropped that in raid
My gosh, I found one today and I just dropped it on the ground to pick something up that you dropped me bro
It was when you dropped me as a gold chain okay, I'm back
Welcome back. I'll wait a pretty good conversation Tony. Oh
Well, we did not it was not a good conversation
I'm angry, but I'm good to shadow.
They would have a good darkening.
I'm good to Vax's grill.
Thank you, Jackie.
They would have a good.
You got what?
You're going to have poop transplant.
They have a poop.
Is that where somebody shits for you?
Pretty much, actually.
They put someone else's shit inside of you.
That's why.
Why would they?
Well, you know, I really don't know the full context of it.
But why would somebody do that?
Sick colon
Wait, but they're gonna put the shit in wait what are they gonna put shit in you
Honestly, I don't know cuz I've never had it done
Well, okay, I haven't had a lot of things done to me that I know about
Like what?
Like what like like what like
I
Go ahead
Well, you're you're you're to talk all big like that. Why do I even start where do I even start that's what I'm debating
I feel like this is the endless conversation we could have
I'll pass I'll pass double and pass on the next guy
you for the bacteria I've never heard that that's what I got a lot of
scientists and chat I trust them check thank you for the fact that the crush
him in front of you is a reason you didn't know the finest scientists I'm an
AI don't know chat GPT this you think about search poop transplant after chemo
Well, you can try it. You should get a video of it.
If you mean a fecal microbiota transplant, FMT after chemotherapy, it can sometimes be
used, but it depends heavily on why it's being considered.
It's medical treatment primarily used to cure severe reoccurring infections of the gut
bacterium. C death. That do not get better with standard.
An FMT, sometimes called a poop transplant, is a medical procedure where processed stool
from a carefully screened healthy donor is put into the recipient's intestines.
Chemotherapy can dramatically disrupt the gut microbiome.
This can happen because chemotherapy, antibiotics, and the illness itself can kill us
of breast beneficial bacteria and it can treat recurrent C. difficile infection.
Yeah, can cause severe persistent diarrhea, abdominal pain, inflammation of the colon.
Everybody called me weird for bringing this topic up, but now we're having a great time.
FMT can be delivered through colonoscopy and enema, or especially prepared oral capsules.
They're gonna give you poop pills
Swallow the pills. Yeah, am I taste a little nasty my holy shit? You gotta swallow poop pills
My people's ginger
I
Everybody was called me a weirdo, and I just made everyone smarter
Austin they were the fire goodness that's happening when I was a twisty thing with my goodness of sniper David a fog of the subs
I'm like, I'm talking about fucking poop pills
Yeah, that's not weird that's normal bro, that's just I mean honestly as a science this is science
It's like it's like it's like walking out of your lane after you clear a wave and like roaming towards mid or into the jungle to get info
Yeah, that's just smart place. That's just smart place
Cross from you guys in this building. Oh, you were coming
Yeah, we're gonna go under right
You ever see that?
I walked in with a 5-guitars of sniper, they were 5-guitars of Twitter, they were 5-guitars of...
MK, they were 5-guitars of...
You know what you guys?
I'm not happy.
Ganky mid?
Yeah, I'm C-diffing mid, I'm C-diffing mid.
I'll come for the gank, Pragas.
You know what?
I'm C-diffing mid.
No, no, no, you're C-diffing cat, you're C-diffing it.
What the fuck?
the C diff. Oh, your C dot diffing. Have you ever thought about doctors that go into
that medical field like you think they have a poop fetish or something? I've never thought
about male doctors who become gynecologists. That's weird. Let me see that pussy stretch.
Hey, let me see that pussy. I was saying, I mean that, do you know that guys that don't make a
That guy is for sure good
Probably probably
Are we going to the bunker? What are you guys doing?
I mean there's nothing inherently wrong with it, but it depends on the intent
I don't know
I would not want a male doctor
I would want a woman doctor
Do you want a woman doctor and she makes you cough?
Would they make you cough?
No, no, no, there's a guy right here. There's something right here. She's walk by. Is that you running back and forth?
Yeah, yeah, there's a guy right there. I'm opening the door
Please don't fucking grenade my shit
Yeah
Oh
Girl doctor check your problems your prostate. That's a little different
Oh, you'd never defeat me
Oh my god, I don't know where the guy is
You will never defeat me!
Run away!
You fucking samurai with that mask!
There's no way I can discuss this!
There's nobody!
Are you a marco?
This is me, bro!
Oh my god, what the fuck, dude?
I don't know, did you come with us, motherfucker?
Smaller fingers, what?
Yeah, who's got smaller fingers?
We don't have my smaller fingers.
That in my chat.
I was talking about gynecologists or prostate exams.
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't mind a doctor's
for the five gifted crazy thing.
Well, I'm sorry.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
What the fuck did I just see?
Are you okay?
What the fuck?
I pulled them in half-pickle.
I don't fucking know.
Wait, I just had... did I not have like...
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
I
Oh my god, Nardi, thank you for the three gifted sub-mash on there to put on I'm so glad
I was like I knew I saw something like light up
Wait, there's something else. Oh
That's just a SMB. Where'd that guy go?
Dude, he fucking ran. He heard my war cry and he fucking ran.
You're gonna definitely defeat me.
Hey, you're gonna die.
Dad, if you got fucking one death, you're gonna die.
That was amazing.
That was so good.
Dad, won't they even a vodka to subs my rod?
They even a vodka to subs?
Thank you so much, guys.
Time drops once, not daily.
The pay drops are once.
There's one set, and then there's
four different conversations
there are four sets of watchtowers drops every three days
it's thirteen hours watching total to get all of them
i thought i saw a game going
and there's a new set every three days for the next twelve days
it's a four set
hey picker
fucking shit on
the fuck out of my lobby bitch
get the fuck out of my fucking lobby
get the fuck out of my fucking lobby
get it get it
oh what the fuck
who is that
braggas
the hell
body trying to give me a heart attack I'm trying to get over here it's gonna
fucking slam that guy I know it's good I'm here it's good I told him even
never to do anything I fucking told that guy oh you could spawn Raiders on
Genji you fucking idiot well she needs to lock in bad she's lost in the sauce
talk about female colonoscopy doctors and took my small fingers and that
Really
Oh my gosh, I got a red rubble, let's go
No, oh
My god
I need a red
Ball no, it's not fair
Dude Tony we can get more bro. We literally have two chances. Oh my gosh guys. What?
What
What there was two red rebels and
Where don't you dare drop that to Jenny? Don't you fucking dare drop that?
Don't you fucking dare drop that if you drop it through you're fucking dead to me. Do not you're dead to me
You're dead
I'll kiss your feet. I'll kiss your feet. Come here. Don't you fucking listen to him
Don't you listen to him? He's up to no good. He's a lion and I've been no good
Who'll again?
He's a rap scallion and a scallywag
I
Know shot me in the leg and shut the door do not use it already. I'm this man. I know you've done fucking there
But I have five way cooler
All right pick a number one to ten
All right say less six
Eight I have an idea
No, I was yelling oh
Wait, okay, drop it fracas fracas fracas
Unhand it
Unsheathtyred rebel wait, she really just she just dropped both of them dude
Wait, wait, wait, don't leave that on the fucking floor
Don't leave that on the fucking floor
Hold on
be fine actually she's right the game will know she doesn't have a red rebel
and it's gonna spawn them for it it's hardwired into the game we know this
are you sure G are you sure all right it sounds pretty sure to me all right
red flair too from that red key card red rebel red flair blue key card oh my
fucking god help me I fucking told you to put that fucking thing down you have
You won't do a fucking other grenade, Pussie!
You won't fucking do it! You ain't got the balls!
No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I know, I know, I know.
You ain't got the balls!
Hold on.
You gotta see the line, you gotta see the line.
What's the line, what's the line?
You will never kill yourself.
You will never defeat me with such grenades.
Oh, you...
That's like true.
Okay.
I like this. I like this.
Um,
I also got an RSS.
Crazy. What do you go? Okay.
Yeah.
I fucked him up a little bit. Oh, he broke my
shit. He broke my shit.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Oh that guy was a beefy boy.
Yeah, he was.
Oh my gosh, I just found the...
Wait, is this where maybe they changed the class?
But RBOB?
Sat name it up.
That's one of them.
No, not ob.
RBORB.
No, RBOB is one.
Yeah, it is one.
That's one.
Sat name it up.
I'm gonna chat.
Have a name it up.
All in one name it up.
The juice key guards wanting them crazy style
Could have been like that all along. Yeah, but the problem is they're like not worth that much ski guards and
That's the problem, okay
Go that level four plates
right as you realize that guy got a thrown in aid while you had the red rebel on the
ground and that would have been really bad yeah but here's the thing like that would
and pretty chubby funny fucking larry's
but we have to get the the documents
GGs man GGs GGs GGs GGs GGs GGs GGs
I use all my CMS game, fuck that guy.
You should have guys get it.
Do you need a serve kit?
No, I'm guys with a broken arm, it's okay.
You can just buy a serve kit on the free, probably.
Yeah, I'll, uh, what about Yega?
I'm obviously high enough level. Okay. I got the documents.
Uh, I think you're on your rat poison. Nice.
I think I have more things with headshots.
The diesel rear.
I didn't let those.
They'd remember you'd come down here and there'd be intelligence everywhere.
Well I just got RBST when we don't need it.
I don't need it anymore.
They say you were 69 months down there but if I did some frantic thing about if I get
the case.
Actually I might get good money on the fleet.
That's actually good.
Hey babe.
What babe?
What's making you a little lady?
Probably all these guns.
Should we do the stack over here?
Yeah.
Can do this stack over here. Yeah
Looted this one
There's a lot of filing cabinets up in Queen
Documents find the keys kill the scabs under the underground. It's really
Yeah.
Well, we tried.
Can door, they have a vagus of pop it.
They have a vagus of quick resense.
He fuck it or we just go check for more.
Good. Yeah, it was just a good just.
You didn't look for more keys up to you guys.
Yeah, I got to kill scabs.
We had shots.
Where do you guys go?
You guys upstairs?
Yeah.
I did. I went upstairs.
Purchase PV. I think as long as it's seasonal
The watch time drops are for seasons. The other ones are everything paid ones are everything
I don't think I need a spark plug anymore. I don't need it
of
I
See the scabs out here
Subdivision on the website claim on twitch you might have to claim on twitch the
You might have to go in your inventory and claim on twitch add on the website
for the most part
and that rbps pv1key
is that the pspspsps
the one downstairs with virtus virtussis
no no no one that we need found it right
that's my butt so big
ace thanks for the gift and pizza thank you for the gift and ace thank you
and
drops aren't every day to every three days
and he said it drops
for watch time drops
at least that's what it looks like
where is it?
that's what it seems like
every three days
is it upstairs maybe?
tiji is probably below us or upstairs
dude are you fucking kidding me this door
is locked?
it's fine
oh
hours
you should really start like looting these roofs and shit
wait it's just a badge I'm so confused I picked this up already
I think it's like it always spawns usually yeah there's like shit 10 of 545
yeah
We'll steal it from you. Oh, my God, cause Larry thank you for the 20 gifts.
Thank you for the 20 gifts. Good to see you, brother. Thank you for the gift.
And Emmy Day, we're the five gifts today. Thank you for the three gifts. Thank you, guys.
Mm-mm
Question for me when I was when they asked me. Hey, thank you, but at the
Re-get the southern enemy thing about a fog at its ups
Yeah, yeah, I think we're slowed down enough we can have all arts back on
Music thing about a fog at its ups. Oh wait
No, we're gonna be so fucking backed up, never mind.
That's a terrible idea.
This could be alerts from 25 hours ago.
I killed this guy.
I think these bars and knives.
Why are there fucking scabs?
I don't know.
Where you at, who's it?
Munda, like under you guys.
I was going to go to.
Oh, I want to go to that.
Was that you?
That's me. I got the peace cap.
There's one out back.
Yeah, there's more. There's more.
Yeah, he doesn't know me or anything.
He's in the fucking garage.
I missed that shot. Let's talk.
It's OK.
Oh, my goodness.
I had shot him from my quest.
That's all them they have actually slammed on there
I thought any found in a raid headwear those quests
Yeah, but this this hat this hat doesn't count as headwear. Maybe it's helpings or masks
I use masks and like helmets and like a baklava's and shit.
What fucking quest is this?
I don't even know what quest it is.
Oh, oops, that's my- that's the problem.
I was a hat not a head wearer.
As a hat not kind of the head wearer.
What else do you do with it?
It goes on your skull.
Music.
Thank you.
Anything with a five gifted subs?
Because
what is this?
Oh, I got checkpoint key.
That's our checkpoint key.
Wait, is one of the keys?
Well, no, it's for the other quests. You have to turn that in with like...
Wait, station.
Well, the Customs Key is the Gas Station Key and all that shit.
Oh, thank God I found that.
You're not getting your drops in the Gift Stab to claim it in your Twitch Inventory.
You may have to claim it in Twitch Inventory and then you can go on the Tarka website and claim it there.
You might have to do it on both.
Great.
Is this just that dead guy right here?
It is.
Oh, he's looted though.
Which guy?
There's a guy outside the building just dead.
I'm inside the building with you guys.
Yeah, the helmet counts I'm not to collect like 15 scab helmets I'm pretty sure masks
count as well.
But I think it's headwear and facewear.
I was on it.
Maybe a mask is headwear. I don't know.
I think you're right.
Got the roof by me, Link.
Yep.
That's the last guy.
Good work.
Are you sliding up front?
That's me.
Okay.
Is there gonna chill?
There's how it shows. There's peacecaps everywhere.
This shit chill as fuck.
This is like mega looting, it's free.
Super ship.
Have we checked drop-down at all?
Oh chat, where'd I put my backpack? I forgot.
No.
Where is it?
I lost my bag. I lost my bag. Where'd I put it?
I don't know.
I lost my bag.
Right here? Is this Mac? Or you said bag.
Oh, it's here.
Maybe hit it. Yeah, I had the
power. Get more storage. Can you hear me out? I pop this red flare and then all the
player scouts go to it and we just camp it and kill them all and get more loot.
I
Kind of like that's devious
Where should I pop it though, what if they don't show up and we just let it
Just like pop it in the middle right here
Should work right
I mean, maybe you guys killed them all.
All the bugs are in already.
I think it's going to be time to leave soon.
I
Did the duffel for more space?
I
Don't think that double back to your more space and you mountain I am I thought I think I changed I thought I picked really well
I think I picked a really good modifiers to be honest that are only gonna get better as you play
I
Did you shoot
Silence don't just shoot silence
Was it me dude? I wish I was silence towards like a stop or something
There's a good and now
He might be inside the
I
Isn't the garages or like the bus stop or something in some of that direction no bag. Yeah, I think he's next to no bag
Oh, maybe shut the lock
You ever shut the lock dude, and oh, yeah, he's probably there. He's probably in there
of
the
of
death of
death
of
death
of
I haven't seen this guy.
Where you got that?
Oh, there's a peace guy down here.
Where's that?
Alright.
Where the hell is this airdrop?
Don't know
All that this piece yeah, he's gonna move it
Oh my god
What if it's a cheeky chain?
Holy moly
Oh
Oh my gosh, this guy was kind of juice.
Can't stop where he's at.
Well, the scabs are in the field.
Gotta get the hell out of here.
The train's here
I'm popping the train
I should be able to determine all I'm not thank God. I have no idea what my last one my last allergy is I
Think it might be mule
I think I might be mule or like
I don't know what one of mine are.
I don't know the other two.
I'm good on your journal.
I'm good on that.
I'm good on that.
I'm good on that.
I'm good on that.
I'm good on that.
No, I'm good on that.
I think it's an easy game.
Backward thing with a five gift, through sixty thing with a prod, meal thing with a five gift thing.
Look at that fish on that thing.
What?
Boy, you look like a...
Wait, I think it is a P2-2 Sim.
I died.
It is a P2-2 Sim.
You don't have any water in it, your food's going down too, really fast.
wait well I'm allergic to p2-2 oh my oh my fucking god oh yo I'm like yo guys
I'm not feeling too well I don't have any food or water for you I'm like I'm
I'm getting busy.
You two that are adrenaline.
Good.
I got minus 109 hydration right now.
Are they gonna try it?
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, I don't think this air drop is coming.
Sadly,
does it take a little bit for like the as you say, was there
another air drop?
Hey, oh my gosh, dude.
Hopefully it's the med ones, they'll get some food.
I might even drop for a shot.
Hey, that's a good rig on.
Well, I might even drop for that underage.
Think of the fact that I give it an edge.
Think of the fact that I give it a king rat.
Think of the prawn.
we just lost the leg
what the fuck
I just lost the leg
I just lost the leg
I'm melting
train
Wait, I'm actually gonna need some food by the way
I have
I need to use both of my shit
You're fucked
Yeah, cause I don't know how long this train is at last
I don't know how long this train is at last
There's food on the train
There's a fish
Yeah, hold on
I think I'm going to die looting this.
Did you get those red rebels?
Yeah, she's the best.
She's convinced she's going to find another one, so.
It's weapons.
Yeah, I'd watch that bearded guy shooting towards that.
Like the vision of reserve, people have said,
I've only seen them on shoreline so far.
People's at streets, reserve, shoreline, ground zero even.
Oh.
I can't confirm or deny those though.
Okay.
On the bottom left.
A UMP 45.
Wait, isn't the 45 6-inch barrel for the vector we need?
The what?
For gunsmith?
stuff you need what the six inch 45 the six inch vector but yeah but you
should be able to just buy that I believe oh thank that's what changed the
gunsmith stuff like I don't know
I don't know what you need anymore.
I guess I'll just pick it up just in case.
Honestest fucking trains there for.
Is it full American?
As in like...
Yes.
Yes.
There's Genji.
There's Genji.
Mm-hmm
Me on thank you for the five gifted subs, baby
Thank you. I'm fine. Good. It's have Sean. They were the prime
Clash Street. They were the sub
All aboard all aboard
Ma'am, I'm gonna need to see your ticket before you board the train.
Present your ticket.
I can't even boy, gosh dang it.
Your ticket please.
No, there's no shooting on the train, ma'am.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, I have no water.
Oh, that's great.
Okay
You in the back and just muffled
Oh, he's like dying
He's gonna be a really bad allergic to reaction
He took bad fendt it all
Oh
What the fuck to show you oh fucking shoot you back motherfucker fucking dare with that
I saw like
My god, I thought you're getting shot by like a raider or something
Oh
Dogs thank you for the fog gifted
Yeah, do you think we're the bugger just me they were 30 months?
Haven't taken it 38 months. Oh
My god, now do you think you're the fogg of the devil take me to the prom
They were the prom did how long is this motherfucker gonna wait dude get us out of here
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Good job, guys.
Yeah, honestly, fantastic work.
Got a lot done, got a lot of schlute.
I lived.
Did you live?
Fraggers took bad drugs.
Yeah, I've learned that I'm allergic to P22
Stem or adrenaline.
I don't know which one.
I think you would have five get the subs and shrimp they give it fifty eight months. Thank you guys. I think it's Peter. Do
so that's bad
Gonna come down you're welcome
Give me one. Yeah, we need to get more red rebels there
There's probably gonna be more because I mean that was crazy that there was two. I mean if anything I also have
So, we'll have our other during the streets one, but if you want to go there, but.
So, it's tiger now.
I need a Rydium for something.
Uh, no.
Actually, maybe Hido, maybe, maybe.
Right.
Maybe.
Like an endgame Hido item.
Alright.
Was that the first time everybody lived?
No, my gun bug, my game bug.
You're a rebel.
I know, we're going to get another one.
I think so.
We're going to get another one.
Danklin, they were the five gifted cack.
They were the five good.
It's just that's the case.
Well, we're going to get another one.
You're fine.
Um, you didn't die to the single time on woods, right?
Right.
Yeah
To a mosa the bunker that's never never happened
Yeah, definitely didn't die to the guy
In the woods either never happened
I haven't done all day and me too
Kind of good well sick
Me groups of three to five people I
Would never be in a group of three to five people
I would I would never never ever ever would I be a group of three divide people who you think I am
I
Really did one question
Yes
I don't know.
I mean, the documents, I think. How's it?
That shows five.
I say we just go again. We have to get the sea raiders. We need to kill four raiders or something.
for a fucking
Uh, tiger
Was it before?
500
It's not too bad
20%
It's not too bad dude
I'll take 20% of your income
I can feel that
Oh no, don't do that, I haven't fucking
Fucked it up
See what I'm saying?
tax man's coming round to betch
ashes for the fucking suck
uh...
i believe all the pay taxes what can they do
what's i'm saying everybody all once didn't pay they can't do shit
exactly the work
they can't do that together they're not gonna be able to pay people to come and
take the taxes
because they don't have any money
Now there's somebody that's gonna print more.
It's all money.
No, no, no, that doesn't print more.
Lark is thinking about the five good subs.
ZZZ thinking about the five good subs.
The Monarch thinking about the five good subs.
Now Monarch thinking about the pride.
Wait, why is it just two of us?
Is that every time I game?
It doesn't talk with you anymore.
I got I got what I wanted for the Red Rebel amount.
Yeah, I got what I wanted.
I'm down to see you fucking nerds later.
I got me some pizza.
Pizza, pizza, blackberry.
I don't know, it's from this place.
I don't think that's local.
It is like a thinner.
Yeah, that's shit.
Well done.
Is it well done?
It's pretty good.
You say you got black something?
You said, yeah, you said I got pizza and something.
I'm very hard cider.
See, Fraggus, God, you putting all the words in my mouth today.
I got some black olives on my pizza.
Oh, no, that's gross.
You put black olives on the pizza.
Well, that's good. What?
I know I like black olives, but on pizza.
Well, it's good.
I didn't pick the pizza.
Pepperoni is.
Pepperoni is a second individual needs to be punished.
You have the fucking stones.
It's down. So fucking taste buds.
I don't want to hear it.
I have great taste.
How many things have I put you on to?
I should like six or seven.
So wait, do you get like pepper not pepperoni pineapples on your pizza?
How to the no, dude, that's against my religion.
Dude, Tony, it's actually good, though.
Like pineapple on pizza is actually no, it's fine.
I just don't I would never order it.
But like, if it was there and given to me for free, I feel like you wouldn't
order it out of a respect thing where you think people are going to judge you.
That's God. No, I just wouldn't.
I prefer to eat it listen listen pizza is pizza. It's all good even dog shit pizza is still good. I
Want it thin crust well done and a coal oven
Sauce cheese
Fresh olive oil on my John. It's a fucking bar still guy. If I could date point noise
No, I can call it. You get the lobby. He's a wacko, bro. We talked about
Yeah, I'm doing my quest. There's so many quests to do Tony point
You see the flop no flop he he he's a part of my like coped out like I
Let me see a hundred more these headshots, I mean I normally like get a cheese pizza, but a
A plane pie. Yeah
Me playing play goes
I love extra cheese. I don't do extra cheese
extra cheese I just fucking like cheese they're not good at me. I didn't look at me you see why but I
Don't use documents it's an ad on it
Turn them Johnson
It's an Johnson. It's one John multiple Johns
I
Turned the Jones
Just got the Ranger K for this class like what the fuck
Dark they were 68 months shamed they would have I get it subs cryptic they were 25 months door
They were 39 months Alex. They would have I get it says nothing. What if I get it's up destroy right?
They would have I get it's ups
And you give me the invitation wait pineapple pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek man. Is this true?
Probably you want to actual fun fact though.
What do you know who invented modern body armor.
It was it was a
former I think it's a marine he was a pizza delivery man in the hood and he kept getting
shot at so he made like a like a modern like body armor type vest to deliver pizza in because
people were shooting at him they were just shooting at him because he was delivering
pizzas. I don't know. They were just shooting the fucking pizza guy.
What's going on? I don't know.
They said of dear Richard Davis, modern concealable soft body armor is invented by Richard Davis
in 1971, a former Marine and pizza shop owner. He created the first lightweight all Kevlar vests
after blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, something, something, something, but he just kept getting shot at
delivering pizzas. They're just playing. They're just
pretty funny. They're playing duck on a level with humans,
dude. What is going on? That isn't safe. What do they expect?
He was attacked and shot during a pizza delivery run.
Well, and then he invented the modern day bulletproof vest.
I'm good for him. Honestly, isn't that kind of cool fact?
That's a cool fact.
Let's go to the bank.
I don't know.
I feel like I can shot out a lot.
That's real. Look it up.
Oh, it was a lion. That's actually what happened.
He was a pizza man.
Morse, thanks for six months.
Vintage, thank you for eight months.
Did all I gotta say God must have some really good pizza
Yeah, you must have smelled that down the block
Let me run these guys
Axe body spray commercials while the chicks run after them when they spray the axes it was just him with fucking pizza
Bob is running after him.
Hold up, because I don't come back even when I talk to you.
It acts chocolate and pizza.
Dude, that ax body spray smells so bad.
What?
12-year-old me, he says otherwise.
Yeah, honestly, dude, you have what you were talking about.
Yeah.
That says you with your $2 perfume.
What yeah, we know what you were back then in your lip gloss. We don't have
We know what's happening. No, I wore this honeysuckle perfume from Hollister when I was a kid
You shoved a house in an American Eagle or like I was a hot topic bitch
I
See me weedy
I teach my hair and everything
Group our guard
Group hard group hard
I might have made a glupard.
They're on the lights.
Turn on the lights!
I'll look for...
They're on the lights!
Go back, Bevel.
No injector's case.
Look, Genie, another one of you!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Do raiders just not spawn in this, Johnson?
I don't know. I swear to God.
I
Used a bit of five gifted subs
The thing is that 99% of people probably die the black vision. Why do I hear a grenade behind me?
SR as well. Oh my gosh
No, we need the other one we need 21 IWS
Yeah, the energy is great.
The color of my
Burger and pickled jalapeno slices. Oh, that's probably good. Pickled jalapenos nice
Let's show
A skater show
Nice show shoe
Oh, Osiris. Oh, Cyrus. Yeah, that's why you rockin. That's jobs. No, I had like my qsbs or whatever the fuck
I like Nike skate shoes, mostly like you skate shoes.
Oh, Cyrus, they were like, you know, the Swatchers, they used to wear those fucking Vans.
What was the Orvier Vans?
Vans, these issues were kind of good back then.
I'm not saying I'm Nike, I guess, Bees.
Well, that was kind of...
I wear Vans or Tom's.
What?
You ever have Tom's shoes?
It's Tom's.
I love those things.
It's Tom's Tom my space
Like half box
Yeah, they're like skater shoes
Like that
I broke my tailbone
skateboarding
Is that your ass?
Yeah, it hurt really bad couldn't sit on it for like six months. Oh, I
Think I think I like a similar thing but with football. I think I like
Did something to my spine where my tailbone like every time I stood up there was a crack
It hurt really fucking bad. What's the code?
Letting on my ass one day, and then like I had this like this sharp-ass
Literal sharp ass pain. Yeah, no, I'm like a sharp ass pain
Literally like where your ass crack starts that's where it was
Right. That's got to be a pelvis, right?
And it's gotta be the pelvis
What else is over there or tailbone your tailbone?
It's a tailbone. Yeah, dude. I never got it checked out. I just kind of natty
take that shit every single day of my life I just I just maddie tanked that shit I
didn't show that that shit motherfucker it was right probably the worst thing I've
done but like it kind of went away over time but it lasted for I think like a
month and a half every single time I sit up I heard that I felt a crack and shit
fucking kill what do you think the longest human tailbone ever recorded is
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna say life.
Like how big was that fucking thing?
Eight inch tailbone?
Yeah.
How do you sit down?
You got like a tail.
I know, you have an actual tail.
Insane.
I'm guessing eight inches.
Shook it up.
What about those lizard people?
You think they have tails?
Definitely, definitely.
Hillary Clinton she definitely had a tail take that mask off of it a towel would pop right out
No, that was her penis
That was Bubba's
Yeah, would you guys go?
I won't open the other markers stairs towards Queen
No reservists super wait
Did you want to take this month for is it okay?
And it's in this roller. Is it okay?
And you keep still going.
It's still going.
I think that.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Fuck up.
I'm going.
Yeah, we're still going.
I guess it was the same route, I guess.
Are these so well, according to a UFC fighter, Michelle Obama is a man.
human occasionally are born with a congenital human tail
a small fleshy appendage at the base of the spine reported cases vary from a
few centimeters to around 20 to 30 centimeters 8 to 12 inches
well that's not the tailbone but you could have a fucking actual tail
yeah you could holy shit
They chop it off probably have you ever baby is born with a tail
Where'd you guys go
I don't fucking know. I'm just on the mark room.
I'm gonna go. Wait, did you go up to the middle stairs?
No, I'm just thinking of the five minutes of I was now.
I'm just outside the bunker.
Wait, I mean, you really are.
You're saying so there could be real life cat girls.
You will.
Holy shit.
I think he'll scabs.
Asperd thinking with a skip thing.
Thank you.
Wait, do you think they can move it?
no no there's no way right there's no way there's like no way they're like that
i did you know actually how do you know i think it was vestigial no no no no did you
guys go over to school at all no that's the boss no okay
well say less i think that's the boss um tony let's go kill the boss did he scabs
they don't count as scabs yes they do you you said this eight times i see one pushing
I see one pushing you. One's pushing you, Genji.
Hey, there's a dead thing here.
We're lying.
It's pushing you. I saw one running across the buildings. From school.
Yo, wait, those might be players, Genji.
No, this is a, oh, this is a Gluhar guard.
I saw, oh, this is Gluhar.
Genji, that might be a player, Genji.
Why didn't you know this happened?
right there on the other side
we talk about
one's all this shooting happen
what i don't know she's oh fuck it's it's him they're going out there to the basement
I
Can't harness here plusy
Yeah, we're coming up coming up coming up coming upstairs come on wait, where you okay? I'm right here
I killed one of them.
Well, I'm not scared of this. He's a modded out as Val. What the fuck? Did you kill that card over here?
Yeah, I cut the bar. Yeah
Wait, you had a M4, what a 4. You might have a 60 lumbas.
Mike, I have the mines.
What is the black division?
What?
Is there a place?
No black division?
What is that? Slayer named for the Prime man, and Rion named for the Sub?
Wait, oh that's the level 4 rig.
Oh that's a nice one.
Oh good work, Gigi.
Thank you. Yeah, nice job
Scary though for sure
You had that shit you stayed calm
They were pretty
Thanks for 32 months
Like a salty
I guess all the players died of glue are
Oh
I'm heavy now
Thank you for the some
Your arm. Oh, okay, wait, but that means how is the armor shortage? I don't know. I haven't had to buy
Well
What is this of you Jess
the
I'm heavy who me they even if I get it
They four more headshots
the
the
most of those guys as players have in the dome
can I shoot him through the dome?
I don't think so
he went down
he's got a shotgun and a low
wait did you loot this guy that had the m4 with the 60 rounder?
yeah
he's going to go back care package
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
it's got to go for that right?
there was nothing good in drop down
players can have a dome
not going for an airdrop
up by dome
yasta
maybe he's the one that shot it off
I'm dead. I'm dead on the roof. I don't know what just killed me. This scav above me on
the gun. He just got on the gun killed you. Um, oh, so that's what I was asking about.
So then you guys said you're on the roof, so I
Interesting well
Well, was that that was that a regular scab I
Don't know I will go check
Well, here's the thing. I want to go around Tony's body good comms good comms
Yeah, you can be safe. You can leave me safe for sure
What are the fucking chances of that nope it was a guard
Did you kill him yep, I killed him okay? Oh
What are the fucking chances that I thought I was gonna go fucking pick up another body
No, no, no keep happening
Shit
sorry why you're chilling dude it's like it's like it did honestly is Tony's
falling if anybody's falling so what the hell's he doing up there
that could have been you you fuck no why is there a guard so I could have been you
you piece of shit it would be funny if it was then
you have teammates now yep yeah all my loot how do I die to a fucking guard on
a machine gun. They do go up there. They do go up there. Even shut the door. It was weird.
That's crazy that a car was still alive. Yeah. Why is he not defending his boss? I don't know.
He doesn't fuck with him anymore. He probably gave him bad. I guess not. That's crazy. So
They give it a five good it's a shadow they would put a green tea name of the sub
but it is with your backpack
I think
by the stairs maybe
I don't even fucking know
to be honest I don't know
where the hell is this job
might be down the stairs
Don't throw it all the way down.
I don't quite remember.
In the school building?
Oh, it's another garden.
What the fuck?
What?
What a land coin.
Oh, invest it.
Put it in the market.
Compounding interest, that shit.
I'm good.
Oh.
Get that compounded interest.
She had shot you so I thought you meant like you died.
Well, I mean I almost did.
Okay, so so far that makes number four.
So where's the other two guards?
There can be one, two, three more guards.
These guards two up.
They are.
I think all the AI is kind of jacked up this way
Did you kill it?
They're all pretty pretty jacked up
Pretty pretty jacked up primal thing with a five gifted joke thing with a five gifted spark they were the five
There I am dead. I bet you're wondering how I got here.
What do you think down below will be fine?
It will most likely be fine.
and
Oh my god, Jesse claim it on twitch and on the website
You gotta claim both you're watching Fragas looting a dead body
I kind of need to scav kills too, but it's chill if you need to kill them. They're gonna kill you
I'm trying to shoot. Let's see what ginger's up to. My brain is not burning. I need this
car battery. That guy's spinning in there, ginger. Oh, in the head right now. Yeah. There
There we go.
There you go.
There was a player scout that ran.
Oh my gosh, why did that scare me?
There's a guy that ran into a queen building.
Hey, the queen.
Yeah.
Oh my god, Fragas, I'm looking inside of your body.
Your hand is doing crazy things right now.
Oh my god, but your hand is you're doing get you're doing shadow puppets. What do you do?
I'm doing fucking shit. I'm just doing motherfucking
Yo, did you help me?
Well, this is so weird what I'm looking at around
Gigi, are you at help? Can you help me? I need to get this car battery out
Okay, can you grab Tony's like rigor something
you give me one sec
thanks bro
oh just kidding I don't want to go back over there
um
all night. I think.
Yeah.
I suspect the spectator camera is good.
I wish you could see the loot, though.
It would be a lot better if you could see what they're looting.
There is his body.
You can't see it, though, sadly.
Maybe eventually they'll do that.
Hey, I'd be the one thing to change.
Thank you. Thank you.
It would be the one thing you delay when spectating it's definitely not one to one, but it works pretty well though
It's not once a while
Get tired
No, I feel that and
Bart they give it a five it did subs lock and they even a five get it subs like 40
Okay
Wait, wow good
Wait you died right there from what I got I got fucking blasted
You were on the other one like straight across that's no
Crazy
I'm 74 kilos
protect me I am 58 kilos Chonky of the monkey the Chonky is the monkeys the most
Chonky is the monkeys holy fucking shit D-Gen they're on hold but I don't know if
we're one I got like tripped on these stairs and fucking cracked my open
Oh
Markowitz thanks for the prime and Jake David a prime. Oh, yeah, the prime
How many guys staying on for I don't fucking know dude probably whenever you get off
Fast life
At what at eight
8. What?
So, in an hour and 15 minutes.
What heat is that?
Even Texas.
Central time?
8 p.m. Central time?
Yeah.
That passed.
Wait, Gigi, are you okay?
It's 845 Centro, right?
Hold on, I meant, wait.
Did you mean Pacific?
Wait, wait, wait, yes.
In specific time.
Yeah, Gigi.
Guys, wait.
First thanks for the five gifted backs.
You're taking a bit of five gifted.
Jacob, taking a bit of prime.
I meant AP, wait.
Oh, it's past the time.
Yeah, Gigi.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I meant AP, I was such a little time,
but I didn't get a message yet.
I was thinking.
Guys, I'm on my second cup of alcohol, okay?
Ah, it's like he spends a lot more now, alright, okay.
So we're drunk.
We're drunk!
Oh, it's pretty good.
Yeah, keep tripping.
We're drunk. Fraggous as a fat chud and crawling on the ground.
Yes, I am. Dressed little through this doorway.
Meow.
My god, I've never seen such speed!
Look how I curve around these walls with my bendy body.
It's like Max forstappin' coming around the corner.
Watch this shit, watch this.
Oh!
Ehh!
Ow!
And Max, thank you for the five gifted.
Taz, thank you for the five gifted.
You didn't come up here.
Thank you guys.
That would be a no.
No.
No, you almost got it.
Hold on, keep going.
Try backwards.
It's maybe if I try jiggling it backwards.
She got my ass up there.
I don't know how you're having it.
Well, I don't think that's working.
I am three, two, one.
I'm off the parish.
Is that he's a bignette?
I don't know how it's a bad thing that I have to drink less
Because then I spend less, OK?
All right, is he time up to write a spectator?
Some people have to drink a lot.
Just to feel anything.
No, I don't think so.
Aware.
I feel nothing.
Yeah, but then you're also shuasted when everyone's
like warming up.
You got a business meeting and you get fucking shitfaced.
Well, that's the best.
That's my best idea is come through true. That's true true true
Good good work guys
Oh, yeah, I did a great job getting my fucking brains blown out
You know, dude, no, he blew my throat out
out
or guy
well
well that's good it didn't damage any of my armor then
hey my man
hey my man
hey boy
good man
god damn
what are we doing
dirty dog
what are we doing
You know, it's taking me forever to kill a couple of scabs on this stupid ass man.
You go hunting more around a little bit more.
Dude, once you died, there was so many scabs.
No, actually, though, that was actually very.
Very unfortunate.
Well, I got your pockets, your rig.
I got your bags.
I got your bullets.
I got your bullets.
Armor. Big big.
Good.
the
the
the
I need like four more scabs as well.
All right, you guys ready?
Yeah, fire still here.
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right, let's get it.
I'm ready.
Hey, my dad.
Yeah, Max says thank you for the five men.
They are born, they store, they unleash for 61 months.
Where is he to clean the EFT website as well?
Yeah, I didn't know either.
And then people were saying they also had to do it on
the Twitch drops page too.
So I don't think you normally have to do that.
Thank you for the five gift did thank you shovel thank you very much we're at the level 34 so fast have 17,000 hours in the game.
know how to do every quest quickly and then play for like 40 hours since the
release
that's a good way to do it that's a pretty good way to do it not a bad way to
get it down
I rip the scab off by accident and I'm bleeding
I'm bleeding
Righty, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
And my yeah
You
No, shit, I'm going
Well, there's a guy in front of me two players
the train the train would not be good they see we're not so let's go left
train station let's go left I don't got a scope I don't know they were timmy or not
I couldn't tell I'm a scope these are the trains there's ones inside
I don't know what he's pushing actually.
Oh yeah, he's got a scope.
He's having that.
Oh yeah.
I don't think we can do that.
I don't think we can go this way.
I kind of felt that coming.
I just don't know where to shot me from.
Yeah, under the train most likely.
Into the crack.
I'm on right
Unless I got reaver body for you guys, but for sure I'm on right
Yeah, we're under us
We're gonna under us to the right
It's a scav
Oh, that guy got there.
What the hell?
When did you die?
Yeah, I'm just going to put my stomach back on.
There's gonna be more. Where the fuck did this guy come from, bro?
Where did both of them come from?
I don't know.
Maybe not. Maybe that was the guy? I don't like...
That might have been the guy.
Get out of here damn thing man
Marrow thank you bit of vodka did spooky name of the vodka did playboy thing
I'm gonna give the biscuit a record dad. Thank you Nardo. Thank you fated. Thank you
Okay, everybody. Thank you guys for the subs. Thank you for this play arena for those
What the headphones? Yeah
To get them from a trader, I think so no no you will you gonna like the proof? I think you don't knock them on now
I first you think those guys maybe like I know right
I think they should just show me
strap arena and make it a VR and make it to her
They should say I agree. No, I agree. They literally made the longer game shit
like they should actually scrap arena make up arena into that
yeah I agree
but hunger game she was fucked
actually one of the most fun
but we are making future of cybersports
man my fucking ass
the only way that that is gonna be
on the roof
like competitive
he's gonna kill him on the roof
I fucked him up
Yeah, he's got a Tbilohama, he's geared. He spotted me quickly too, man.
I don't know how he spotted me so fast.
I have an idea.
He like, did he look like white fucking abbey?
Yeah, I have an idea.
Yeah.
Like, I mean I had a laser but even still, I don't know, a red laser like that?
He was like moving the other direction and then he just turned and looked directly at my name, though to me.
of
I see that.
I see that.
One scab
Oh one scab boy
Sometimes if you stay down there and you shut these doors they get attracted to the doors to open them
I
Thank you
Huh that's a
You're so smart man. I always do the five gift. Thank you so much. I appreciate you man
Thank you very much. I'm a day with 75 months like that. Oh, and then I'll start following them
Okay, I got that too
All right, I need to do good work.
I need three more scabs.
and
and for this thing about five and a mess of four thing about five years that's
Thank you very much guys
They're dying this building
You what what fucking you were just walked right up to me
Yeah, there's a sky that's all was it that way
Jesus guys, I'm scared the fuck out of me
I appreciate your insurance. Welcome. Maybe you feel good
Big guy here
Wait
I'm just going.
I'm just going and going and going.
So quiet all of a sudden. Where should she?
Yankee, why are you?
There's a leading filing cabinet.
You need another pen pistol?
Yeah, probably
Sort of scab somewhere
Scott
Over here with the Tos in the alley. Oh, baby beat his ass. I don't eat him. You need him. Yeah, let me be his ass
Probably at
That was your habit.
Can I have mine?
Can I have Modus?
Think of it as a 5-gift?
Is that a thing of a 5-gift, dude?
Thank you very much, guys.
Bleh!
Ooh!
Oh, here, take this.
That's that guy's Genji.
He's a bulldog in the same shit,
but I can tell because she's the green goblin.
you can get whatever you want
I don't know across the street
I'm getting shot by something, something shot me from
something I don't know where that is across from us
right yeah I don't know where that is across from us
I'm gonna step up
where are you at? I'm in the middle of the fucking road
different containers
the building across or like on the roof
it's gonna be close
I
Was gonna be in the inner on the building. I'm looking
Pete
I'm dead what I just died inside of the building. What the fuck is going on?
on
you died like in the middle like we're
I think he climbed up the back for I guess
he's shoving out to you Tony
he's going up to the body I think
yeah he's wearing out to you wearing out to you
I killed him at the end
as well as I looked up before I didn't see it.
It's possible.
You might be rotating to the right then,
because I don't see it though.
I don't know.
Well, that sucks.
I've been looking.
How did this guy know you were here?
Where are you?
No, no, no, I'm down below.
He killed me down in front of the tank really yeah
Wow
I haven't seen this guy at all
Yeah, I don't know where this is sorry guys. I'm like looking I looked he's not peeking anything
It's probably that fucking tequila mouse guy that I saw.
Only reason why I died is because my thorax was almost zeroed from the guy that came outside.
Oh, he hit you too?
You outside?
Yeah, he almost killed me.
And so then I switched out my plates when I was healing, but I guess it healed my head
instead of my thorax.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
It was high enough.
Yeah.
they're kind of a touch I haven't seen this guy at all
Oh, that you know something.
Oh,
I mean, thank you for the five good subs.
Ron, thank you for the five good subs coffee.
Thank you, Juki.
They were the five good subs on the gift.
Thomas, they were 22 months.
I'm coming down.
Oh, there it is.
Well, can you grab a Gingy stuff?
I can grab her gun most likely you'd like to
if you have no space I can grab her rig
I'm taking the rig
Okay.
Is this your stuff in there?
No.
Just take whatever.
Grab it.
Oh my god, I'm heavy.
Yeah, we're gonna be like Gigabit.
You take the guns.
What's on the way?
Uh, I'm okay.
Sure.
Yeah, we're just gonna be like, okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Yeah, we're just gonna go at it.
All right. Yeah, we're gonna go next to the club, but it's okay.
Well, I also dropped me some of the gun.
Let's get it
I'm telling you he's probably creeping over here or some shit
There's just no way to shoot to you and then just runs away
Duck in this other place for cover
What's down there?
Don, thanks for the 5 gifted lace thing with a prime Vardix thing with 3 months.
Oh my god, that needs a lock now, holy fuck.
That shackles it.
What are you talking about?
You should do that.
Oh no, I don't want to do a loud one.
It's okay.
Wait, what is this?
It's one.
Well, a second even a five gifted subs?
Projects.
Well, battle pass then.
Yeah, there's an end desk.
Mojo, think you've got a five gifted subs?
Ammo Joe
Yeah, let's get the hell out of here
Get that bug out of here.
I'm out I'm out of there white chocolate thank you for the five gifted sub scoop thing
with 28 months can we use Nikita's voice pack I don't know so I was wondering
I wasn't able to lie there you can now
brother this guy's name is sofa king
unless unless he's just like I don't know really fucking bad which could be true
yeah but he he hit me in my head he killed me in my head
Yeah, that's just kind of lies.
You should know you fucking died.
I hate lies.
Get a shot in the head.
He's got a point.
We have a point.
Guys, I got triple head tapped by 545SP and I was wearing a tequila helmet.
Well, you're kind of sitting there, right?
I guess but SP can pen that the back of the head.
Oh, I did said head naped it in that nevermind.
That shit's also hella buggy now with like the location that it says it'll say like
head nape even if you get shot in the front a lot of time.
I thought I was facing him but
I don't know. It's weird how that works now.
I swear it's like they shoot you in your throat and it hits your back at your head somehow and
says it kills you in the back. I think it does. I think it does.
Who are you having about? Your mom. Okay. Your mom's throat.
Oh, sorry. Well, we're talking about, okay, talking about head throat. So it just felt fitting.
Yeah, no, that's definitely, she walked into that one. Are you on my motherboard?
Is it being banged up? But yeah, I'll take the shit.
Oh, you got mags and shivered up. Yeah, I got shit in the trade.
Do you want to do a low-trace key? I'll take the MDRs of shit.
Um, yeah, can I keep my scope though?
All right.
No, it's my only like zoomie scope.
No, I got shit. It's fine. I can bring my own.
I mean, it's dripped other than that. It's just, that's my only scope.
scope so like I'm saying I'm gonna give you an 80 and three three spare mags no I
got you I got you I could you got my yeah I'll put it I'll put a site on that
thing I'll bring it to you it's like for it no no I got a bravo it's fine
they're on the valve oh you want to be well I have any of take on it okay
Oh, I'll bring my SP5 ammo.
All right, Genji, you're going to need some ammo for yourself.
Do you think you can bring me a 5-5?
Yeah.
I can't buy it.
Boss.
Max, thanks for 18 months, fatal.
Thank you for your tier two subcast thing for 64 months.
Freedom, thank you.
I said, your thing with a five, you have to pick a thing for 73 months.
Oh, I had a survive.
I got it. I got my.
All right. All right.
All right.
Yeah, I was going to run back and get the other item and woods,
but Peanut had died.
So he's yelling at me that he wanted to actually play the game that he paid for.
And I was like, OK, I won't go.
That's kind of viral.
That's kind of like maybe you should live and not die.
I've got a fucking ironic out of that guy.
Let's OK.
Before I start overstimulating, OK, what do you got for me?
So you got a pack?
I got I'm going to pack a ammo.
Got three. I got packing ammo.
I got three mags out, one in for you.
Got no sight on it, though.
I got three, well, two, one mag, two, I can probably grab one mag.
Can I grab some?
Like you bring one, you bring one if you can.
Oh, 80 K, I'll bring 20 rounders.
OK, 80 K out of fucking Valmag.
You have you have a bunch of fucking thirties already.
They'll be fine.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
OK, scabs, brown, killing scabs with you.
your helmet, yeah. Yeah, her helmet and her gun and a backpack.
Okay, Joe, would I think of it if I could just thought
I think of it back in the subbed, you think of it again,
to some deep thing, but if I could just subs.
You need to punish us. Yeah, I need to kill 12 sky or 12
targets.
Right.
12. I need to kill 12 targets.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
I feel like being on for.
I don't know, being on for the nine Eastern is not a bad idea.
Like eight, but it also like probably doesn't really matter.
Big Mac, thank you.
When the five gifted subs, they can be back
because it's spread out over three days.
I thought it was like another round of one set per day.
So it's spread out over three days.
It's not like it's not a creep, but I'm also not to get on it at nine.
Well, I'm kind of thinking we want to see we want to see a little bit later on at the end of the night.
So I'm going to get a gig.
It was my idea.
I was.
I'm not sure how to do it.
All right.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Well, drops tomorrow.
No, those drops.
There's four sets of drops over the next 12 days.
Each set is three days long and takes 13 hours of watch time
to achieve.
So, like, today is the same set of drops as tomorrow and the next day, right?
And then there's a new set, and then there's a new set three days later, and then a new
set three days later.
The last round of drops was a new set every fucking day, which is like crazy.
And they refresh it at 9am Eastern, so it's three days and then 9am Eastern, the next
next set starts and it's three days,
nine AME soon, next set starts, three days.
Goblin, thanks for the four gifted,
one man, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you guys.
Sanguinius, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Let's do it, thank you for the five gifted.
Let's do it, thank you for the five gifted.
I
You go and the Tony boom boom boom
You
Oh, I didn't bring packing
You mother suckers you needed to know you literally said no I got the pack gamble for me
80 bullets at me that's fine
Thanks for the packing
Find you some too
Kind of slaps
Slaps
How to hit shots like how do I learn this white mouse button?
Oh, I got the minds of your minds move your
Parasectal muscles left and right and hold your mouse really what if you call me I
Called you a fucking pterodactyl movie pterodactyl muscles the fuck is
I don't know what the hell is the hand
fuck Ringo think you're gonna fuck it a sub
stressed think you're gonna fuck it a sub
just take all day right at 29 months
positivity even correct for Tarkov
I mean that's something that we don't
that's a personal problem yeah that's the source I went out on y'all
mate yeah you got that y'all I get
in. It's his not some trials must be faced alone, Genji really.
My DPS was wrong. I don't think it's a monkey. They will get
to subs. That boy, they will foget it. So my mouse is almost
dead. Thank you guys. Welcome back. Yo, your mom's
I
Do you know that's only one of them nice
That's like a hip squeak. Oh, does it know that I'm an extra he must up
Fully a super tiny fly well, I don't have an extra he must up and I have
the fuck is that shock I
Can't buy he must that's it
You got a full roll out
I'm gonna cough check that tomorrow. I don't know when I'm gonna go tomorrow
We just have to deal with it, man. Hey, can I have that key?
Well, it's like a hot-ass shower tonight. What kind of moss? Yeah, Steve the fuck out
No, I've been using it's a it's actually
It's a demon slayer mouse. It's like a limited edition
My body can't handle yeah, this is kind of top fucking window
That was him
Wait this guy is aiming at someone towards Bishop. Why Bishop?
He's running out back
Well, he sent them to me for free because
I really like demons
Really so I messaged them and asked them if I could get some because I couldn't get them
So they just sent me on our fun. Thanks for four months carbon. They were the five grids
So it's the ones that I wanted
The movies I'm quite you all know. Oh my god. I might have watched that's like a Garmin
Callie, they were the brun. But there's a demon slayer movie
Yeah, cinema. I tried watching the show. I couldn't they were
and so I know you understand the big boobies
though as Harry's bro you could go on fucking Twitter and see big boobies
wouldn't you yeah but it's different because they're enemy
that's somehow better
sorry I didn't I didn't know I didn't I didn't know
You don't know Paul.
I apparently don't know.
You don't know Paul.
Nah, you should show this lambzoo mouse.
I think I can put Tony on it.
I'm just no lambzoo.
Yeah, lambzoo.
The lambzoo Maya.
The lambzoo.
I put Tony on that.
And there's a new pink one that's medium that I'm using.
Actually, fuck you.
Tony, this must be it.
Rocky, thank you for the five.
Gifted.
Duck, thank you for the five.
I found him out recently.
I was like, this shit, they feels really good.
your hand is like like this fire that's good I didn't tell me to buy the new was
it the new logitech one the super strike I think so it's like yeah it's a
customized like you're clicking and everything like why don't why do I need
that that's what I'm wondering why do I need to customize my clicking I want the
shit the click when I click
Yeah, I've heard good things about that mouse. I never really heard anything bad about it
No, no, I've heard good things. I just don't really get the whole like like customers to clicks like what do I need to?
maybe for more like
I'm gonna look this there's a scapegoat if I can kill it
Yeah, for me, it's like if I could just find a mouse out the box that's set up the way I like it
That's better than a customizable mouse because less shit to fuck with
It's like as once you customize it you just leave it and if it just came that way it'd be easier
Oh in that building
There's no actual click is this you can make it no click if you want it like I want to
click like that.
That would be terrible.
Yeah.
I would not want to use no click, but no, you can make it like more or less clicky.
I think doesn't have normal clicks it is better clicks I killed this guy there
what the hell does that even mean I don't know what that means
really I heard one time what the fuck is it
shay buddy think you're gonna find it subs pager they're gonna find it subs it's magnetic
I
Don't know do I want the best clicks
I don't ever get things out of Desmond uses it. I know
I know I've heard all good things
I was using a G pro wireless for while though, it's too small for my hands. I just trying to ping a scav
The G Pro I feel like that's too big. I got big fucking hands, Genji. I got some fucking oven mitts for hands
There's a scab outside Tony
Left in the street like I feel like
Like the poster mouth is pretty small
And that's why I like it
G-Pro was... I mean, it was usable, but it's definitely a little too small.
I see a lot of these mice if I'm kind of small.
All like the newer gaming mice are a bit small, because we want that shit 40 fucking grams.
A poma basketball?
Another bread rubble!
What? Probably close to it. If I can't do it, I'd be damn close to doing anything.
Isn't that what you need?
Yeah, we do actually, I guess we do.
Yeah.
Do you have a change?
No. I got all mine in my spires.
Oh, my gosh.
Holy.
So many guns.
Holy, I need six more scarves.
Hey, days.
Thanks for the five gift.
Even this mouse.
It's going to the food bunker.
Anyone want to sleep on the nails?
man
man
man
thanks maize chippy, thanks for 41 months
got out there
got in this gun
fucking fries
I guess this gun fries man back. Thank you. I know I just got a fucking bleed motherfucker
The modules for
The modulator for wolf thanks for the five gifted
Five more scabs
You're for five gifted some cosmetic high-out stuff
Wait, yeah
I just robbed my mdr. I thought you'd do the quest
No, I should share well, oh, I didn't feel like building a gun so he might as well do his little trade
He's robbed my mdr, man stone and they were the prime J. Love simp and jth tc thing with us
rams goes in the sub
It's the fragger stacks
Hold on our cowboy. Are you about to finish this shit in one raid and I
Yeah, we're getting scab spawns now. It's weird. Well, it took me forever to get back the mdr quest on two
Me two more
of
the
I
See five to seventy one damage. Yeah, it's good flesh con good flesh
So how you gonna start Jim it again
uh i don't know
where you shoot at you should have i killed scott james thanks to the prime bro
let's just have one more
let's have one more man
one more because of the shock I'm on hi here
Genji ready to leave soon?
yeah
oh
I thought you just died
no no no no
I
J round things in the five gifted subs rock taking a bit of problem
That's right
I'm eight hours left to sleep, but I'm still going
Just who are you mean for tomorrow?
I don't know what the fuck my plan is for tomorrow
I don't know, that's 16 hours.
Where are you Jimmy?
like where the um like Raiders one
I didn't spawn I don't think so but I
didn't check all around I'm just looting
filing cabinets I can check
some booze to my god they would have
I give you the um y'all I think we're the fog get it
You know taking a break breaks now eating I eat hella food I just pounded 20 boneless wings of one rage
Couple raids ago
the
one was a crime. Yeah, but that's I'm not anymore more wings
and touching the keyboard and a mouse and getting wing grease and
sauce all of you that's gross.
Hey, how you doin'?
Bacon pie, I think we're the faggots,
so I just won't think of it a prime t-shirt,
I think we're the faggots.
You're faggots? Oh, yeah, it's raccoon.
Yeah, raccoon, raccoon.
Think they stop.
They've been there for 29 months.
Go check the other marker real quick.
You do everything in queen.
Me, no.
This shit's the cardio at the gym.
Oh, it's the mark room over here.
It's the cardio.
It gots to start in the mall, I don't know.
That's a very good question, I don't know.
Wait, did we hit power?
Oh, why?
I
Had it
But there was no Raiders
I am
That's it. Thank you for getting
Excuse me degree. Thank you for the fact that it's up. Why hander thing with a bucket of subject. They're gonna forgive the subs
I'm sure they can spawn in here.
They can.
They can.
That's awesome.
That's a big crate.
Where are the doffles?
We need to find a pair of them.
Mmm.
Something up here, I think.
I
Hello
Big ass bag come from
The beta 2 bag he got off of a player
Friends you know the five
Yeah, they a lot of people don't have the map unlocked
and the quest you get so late so people aren't going to go when they have quests everywhere
else you know like we're early as fuck here thanks
yeah it's kind of like what it's kind of like a shoreline like yesterday yeah like
like we were just ahead of the curve, yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
the pliers.
He's
fatal, thank you for the five.
Get it.
Sub's telling.
Thank you for the three months.
Wait
No, no, I'm not causing I'm not cause you cut
I'm not cause you cut
You're just a guy you don't want to hang out none look like that
Running around the back of a bathroom
I couldn't keep my eyes off of it, the way you were swinging it around those corners, oh.
She was crazy. She was crazy. I know. I want to get a little extra legs.
It's just your legs, so grab it.
Why doesn't it look like that anymore? What the heck?
You can't beat me.
Shut up.
I'll press shut up now.
Because, hey.
You can't be like that forever.
I
In ska monkey they would have prom come battle they were the pram
To where you at the other building at the back of the helicopter. I'm ready to leave guys
Yeah
I'm ready to get the fuck out of here
Yeah.
That was a red flare.
I'm actually a farmed, a decent amount of 545 on this man.
I'm just looking at my roofs and shit.
Yeah, decent amount of BP and BT, so it's actually really good for our AK-12.
Yeah, it's ready to go.
Did you, like, did anyone else hear that?
What, the red flare?
Yeah, I think it was a gavel of flare, I think.
I mean, that's on pretty close to us though.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Bob, you're in 60.
Hey, Bobby.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Well there's med bags right here. Don't shoot at me.
Ingy, we gotta go. How did you know I was gonna do that?
Ingy! I don't know.
How the hell did she just call that?
I can see you in the walls, you know?
It's gotta be the red hair.
A desk chair do I have? He's a Harman Miller Aeron. Harman Miller Aeron.
I
Spent many many hours in this bad boy
I'm coming, man. I'm coming. I might make greats today.
Big beat, thanks for 17 months, Chazzy Day with 32 months.
I thought you were here running.
That's me.
Vargas is way behind.
I'm a fat chug.
Fat chug.
I'm not hearing you right, Vandu.
I believe there's no one down here.
Is anybody down here?
Hello, is anybody down here?
The damn Rapscallions, who's here?
Anybody in here?
I'm in here!
I'll play it.
Whispering slap.
After you gave me the tech point, I found some more.
Get it, subs.
Oh,
Car battery.
I'm faking that shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, we're going to be getting...
Anybody need a beard?
You want this?
Jesus Christ, what are you guys doing?
What?
What?
I need to negotiate for the car battery.
I'm keeping the car battery.
I'll give you as well a stick today, a S-class, a Graham stick, and a two piece of tape, a big gun on the rack, an M240, a short barrel, and suppressed M240.
I'll take that as another one.
Um, what gun do you have on your back?
Shut up.
What gun do you have on your back?
Shut up.
Do you want this?
I'm good.
Enjoy.
I
All right, I'll be real that I think that one
What do you mean what bro is it 16 hours? I know your ass wants to get the fuck off
16 hours fucking part-time or shit. It's this is that real are you real right now?
Are you fucking talking about? I don't know. I mean, when are you planning on getting on?
I
Early for sure. I mean we all text you I don't need to make food
our earlys early
Probably like nine ten eight like around that time. Okay, so early
Yeah, I mean like yeah, we'll talk about it. You want to stick a little bit later, but
No, I don't know. I don't fucking know. I mean, I'm pretty tired now. I'm not dead tired. Well, I'm tired
I'll text you, Genji, awesome games, fire games.
Like, yeah, I love dying for how long are you going to be on?
Genji, I don't know.
I'm going to play with John.
Like, are you are you going to be like on until like the morning?
Like early morning?
Like, how long do you think?
I'm probably into the wee little morning, maybe.
Yeah, you're going to be on a while.
Yeah.
All right, Tony, you know what we're doing.
We're forcing this person to stay on for the next 15 hours.
Oh, oh, you want to train it?
Yeah, we can train.
Me?
Get ready.
The train's coming, Genji.
Guys, what time are you getting back on?
Yeah. All right. I'm getting the fuck off. Good ass games today.
Fight you had a great time. I'm going to use a junior text.
Junior text. Yeah. I got you. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye bye.
I may as well be hopping off.
Anonymous taken with a five-minute self-corrupted, taken with 30 months, Jones taken with a seven.
Surely I don't keep dying to my base.
No, you got this. You got this. You got this.
Oh, you got it. You got it.
Then I try to go help John and chirp him around, and hopefully I'm not the one that dies.
No, you can use him as bait. Exactly.
Actually, exactly.
Just like put like some nice juicy loot on him and just let everyone run after him.
I
Fucking smell it
Gigi it was a pleasure
It was a pleasure. See you later. You have a good morning and night
Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
that
That i'ma hop off i think
I think it's a time 9. Thank you for the foggy two subs. Thank you. Thank you for the foggy two subs
I'm not I must think of it if I go to the subs
Yeah, I'm tired. I'll send you guys on over to what yeah, we're gonna read Genji. We're gonna read Genji
Let me just double check my hideout and stuff, but yeah, I'm gonna get some really 16 hours is plenty I
Think that's plenty it's on
And that's plenty so I can at least live a little bit.
Price of those WD-40s is plummeting.
I'm going to get a couple of things done before we get off.
things done get the wires
it's done part-time streamer I know right
oh shit I just got a bunch of stuff and port VPX oh PX graphics card
PPU fan I'd exactly eight hell yeah dude
I'm going to give it to you.
I'll show Genji some love, she's awesome.
We'll have a good time hanging out with her.
Panda, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Ringo, thank you for having me as those guys.
I'm logging off.
No more subs.
We're gonna go Ray Genji.
Ray Genji.
I will see you all tomorrow.
I'll probably be on early.
Did that work?
That's working.
Yeah, I'll probably be on early tomorrow.
Probably around nine Eastern or so.
Something like that, but y'all have a great night. Thanks for hanging out guys. Appreciate you. See you later