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08-07-2026 · 16h 02m
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Hello.
We're back.
Come back we are back we are back
Getting battle
Yo the guys good morning, I don't know I was doing something bad a lot
There we go there we go it's time to game
She turned chemical four into
It's even called Chemical 4 anymore, but I think therapists?
I don't think it matters at all, to be honest.
You just get slightly different rewards for each.
one second guys
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Um
Sex fragus
All right, okay, what are we getting into sons is fracas and shit. I got a pair of my helmet. That's a little fucked up
There are my plates
It's more ammo.
They have a lot of that ammo.
Give her to those.
No.
No.
I just got up.
So you sound happy to be here.
Oh, I am.
But my voice.
Your voice is fucking God.
It's getting worse, but it's fine.
I gotta get some water.
We're gonna cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
Get a fucking cough drop.
fucking priest I don't know yeah he fucking something dude call a pope up
god damn I'm cleaning my stash right now same so I'm really much some some
gunsmiths yeah some of that too I'm just I need some time some time okay
I'm Johnny B's guys. I'm Johnny. I don't wear those. Look, fucking sick.
lock lock lock that all right we're gonna sell all this crap and that's got an 80 unit yes it does good god
I don't know what to do with the gun.
The gun we don't need.
We have a mutkivich guy.
I don't know what to do with the guy.
The mutkivich guy.
That's all that.
Oh we have a lot of shit to sell.
A lot of shit to sell.
Oh fuck.
I'm going to get in cheap these are not cheap these are more than I've ever been holy fuck
You're gonna need the mechanic though,
how much of these guys?
Not shit, there's the fire steel, not shit, the wench.
This thing, shit, all right.
The mayo's worth a lot.
The salt is too.
How's Jim going boss?
It has not been going.
That is not a good one. Let's be real. Let's be real.
We're going to import, we're finished, we're going to finish Intimidator, Escort, and over
or found in red, found in the raid of red rebel ice pick.
Got that, we got that, we're good.
I think I have some gunsmith to do.
I think it's really a good gun, especially for right now.
There's so a lot of shit I have in my stash.
Look at all these bags on all we don't need these anymore all that's still down there
andages these augmentins we don't need any of that.
I guess twos we don't need, I don't think we really need that on four either.
So many fucking SR 25s
Did I vote have a weapons my stupid I am okay
I'll let away some guns in the gun case, maybe, big.
Why is the weapons case like the worst fucking size imaginable?
It really is. They make it the worst. You can't put anything in there. Nothing fits nicely in that.
Oh, no, it's a money. It's okay. We see. I got, um, I got mechanic four. It's like a sniper.
Yeah, any more level, which I'm trying to get rid of now. And then I almost have ragman four.
I need to do one more quest for him.
I bet we could buy the cash register keys and do that.
Yeah, we can do that.
Let's see other king.
the
ocean
the ocean key is not on the market
and
it's
a barter for it on
and
the other keys about them
they were expensive
of expensive retogging
the file and a game
leave for results
yeah I don't know if there's more
there's a bottom
the Goshen key barter's not bad
well I have all the keys
I got all the reds to ease.
All right, you can do that.
Holy gifted subs guys.
London's Burleson, Alex, Gorky, Siterra, Burleson again.
Shadow, Big Boss, Nala Baby, Snake God, Shane.
Just catching up on.
Hey, thank you for all the subs guys.
Thank you very much.
Up the water in my ass.
I'm going to bring a mess of other stuff.
I'm just going to get some
PX.
What are you the skeleton grip? The anilla eta and the last tack.
You. I'm Smith master one.
Yo.
Get a HK.
Get a motherfucking HK.
I need a motherfucking HK.
Ah HK which means in the MOE AR-15 we're going to need an upper receiver, we're going to
need this green mag. We're gonna need the UBR Gen 2. We're gonna need, I guess, just a regular
11 inch barrel and the Midwest 9 inch handguard. 11 inch barrel, gas block.
3GFDE.
L85P.
Who was that?
Pal?
Kidding about the 5 gifted subs?
10 newest cat?
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you so much, man.
Broany, thank you, demon.
Thank you for the 5 gifted CJ.
Thank you for the 5 gifted.
4th name of the 5 gifted.
So, yeah, can't really see chat right now because I have my
Gunsmith Guide
on Smith guide covering.
I just want to get through a lot of these.
Um, OK, so we'll go to the keys, which keys were in the market?
Ocean register key, you got a barter from Jaeger
and then the other cash register keys I bought on the market.
You know, Ali register, I do register.
Yeah. It's like a register, register.
Okay, bad news. There's none. There's none now.
All right. Well, it will be more at some point.
Can you, can you borrow these?
I don't, I don't know.
I just bought those the go showing you definitely can and it's not expensive
Can you nah
This I swear used to be able to is it ragman that maybe you can borrow from a baby
15 or sauce very good shady. Thank you for the fog into the sun
I don't think I'm gonna find a gift to-
Jay, do you think I'm gonna gift it as well?
I'm not going to end, Kat. Thank you again, fellas.
Yeah, I think you can.
These motherfuckers make me want to suffer.
They're making me suffer.
Yeah, they're making you suffer.
I
Can you suffer?
I don't know how long it'll take for another one to get on the market
How's it but we don't need to do that right now, it's just I just need one more quest for ragman
And that seems like the fucking easiest one
It would be nice to do it though because yeah, we'll just keep checking it.
I love the KF.
What's the difference?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Attacker 735.
I like it, I buy that, I'm not buying anything, what's going on?
I'm gonna hell it down to this.
Yeah.
Or.
Let's catch up on that.
I'm gonna clean that stash.
Holy shit, 31 months of tier 2 might have to make it to tier 3
so soon.
Also, guys, gift subs.
Link C, thank you very, very, very, very much.
Oh, it's AK-14, fucks.
AK-14, AK-14.
Oh, you can buy a PDP, which is pretty good right now.
Is it as it's a little for IPa
can also buy a 45 AP. Yeah.
It would be when PPP not be good right now.
I mean, I feel like it would be.
Is PPP ever good?
Thirty nine.
But I mean, yeah, early early on.
Yeah, I should price.
Maybe.
Shit, I just never trust that shit. I don't know. Yeah, my people don't really have like high tier on there kind of
I want to get this new gun
I
Do not like Porsches
That's what that looks like. They don't I don't know they don't I know maybe I'm in the minority of that for the car fellas, but
They don't appeal to me. I
Don't know what it is
Why is that not right? Hold it, no.
Okay, why is this not right?
Plus UOD, RPK buffer tube, Clush, circle 10 mag for fans, 53, 300, 800, is it the siding
range?
It's the siding range, it's not a 600 siding range anymore.
What I do wrong then?
What's wrong?
Our fans concussion, FGOD, flash to you.
Did I put the wrong?
Flash to you.
Ergo over 53, less than 300, 800 or more.
We got more than 8 slots.
8 slots.
My Dom guys?
Is that with the wrong buffer tube?
Is that with the RPK?
Oh, I put the wrong buffer tube.
Thank you
They're gonna click the wrong one by accident. Hey, I thank you guys
Oh my god, I'm war gunsmith
Yeah, I'm on Consmit. Yeah, I got that. I'm on Consmit Master 5.
You're on Consmit Master 5? Yeah.
The fuck? Oh, you can buy, uh, wait. You can buy 45 ACP room from Consmit Master Part 1.
Yeah, I think I just unlocked it.
Oh, I know. In the next task it says my bed. My bed, my bed.
the
the
I'm three. The rotor.
Black HHS.
There we go.
Consummate Master Six.
Holy shit.
I'm going to be a
SVD
SVD
I'm going to be a
Buffer tube adapter, UBR Gen 2.
Let's talk what I just do.
Rotor, the custom dust cover and the other mount thing.
three to 24. That's it. That would be it.
And soon after seven or none of these are fucking time gated.
I guess not.
Or like I swear just like so little 40s maybe they are all you mean like title goodnight.
I don't know maybe not really got rid of them be nice on seven now guys thank you so much
for the subs everybody I'm sorry I'm a little absent right now just locking in
on my gunsmiths thank y'all very very much LS321
Okay.
Amen.
One.
One around mag. What is only the
E right here, the E.T.P.
Knight four strings and
seven to 35 again.
I
Come Smith fucking eight
Crazy brazi how many motherfucking things are there dude
I'm on the end for
I
Was not on board it's fucking cruising. This is a piece. He does all this
Where's the mod X chassis
On X gen 3 chassis
We need
Oh, because that's not the actual gun itself, right? That's a buy an M700.
Is that a Yeager?
I had pistol grip eight or two
Yes 150 a barrel
Barrel
I don't guess it doesn't really matter
is a not really matter, Mod X, well, War Taco, holy 20 gifted subs, dude, thank you so much,
man. What a gift it is nuts, thank you so much, bro. Good lord.
5 to 20, but thank you so much for that, brother.
This is PMAG, right, is this right? I think, right, I hope that's right.
it. Thank you very much. Soren thing with a five gifted Ryan thing with a five gifted
posted thing with a five good and Callahan thing with a five good and Nomad thing with
a five good. Thank you so much guys. That's not right. Fuck Oh because it needs a grip
for this M four. What did you do? It keeps giving me an error when I try to turn in
I don't know.
We started again.
Yeah, I guess.
This is error like recoil like 301.
Maybe get it a little bit lower recoil.
Maybe it's like 300.5.
I don't know.
the
the house
Well, 1911
Oh, do they ever end do they ever fucking end?
Yeah, these questions go forever by the way
They just they just fucking go forever
What do you know?
Gunsmith master 9
They just go and they go and they go and they go and they go
Mt4 we need to rebuy our
i cup
we need a buffer tube doesn't matter
mark 10 that rk1
I
Need all the vectors at 300k. Oh, well, I can't buy this
What is it?
To rebuy our mount I
Actually might have one. Oh, there's a bar for the battery
of the
Yeah, I think I'm done after this one.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why didn't I work?
I need the bad lover.
All right, why isn't the gunsmith not gunsmithing?
After you sound sir, it's on the rip by our, it's a 60.
40 recoil 285 kilograms.
I guess it's because you can't.
What he said, you know, right?
All my guns with some besides the guns with masters.
All right.
What you said, I should. All right.
Guns with master 10.
Holy shit.
Is that?
Huh?
This is what is it?
I just had a fuck on
level 41 now
level 41 now
I would eat badly.
Badly.
That is the flat.
All that.
All that.
I've tried something else, too.
I
What are we thinking about doing? Oh, let me look for those keys check the keys. Yeah
I want to do those when I have something the gun for reserve to so you finish that up. I'll he cash was the key
All right, John I'm back. I could do job my game is bugger official preserve you said you do that
I have to that AK to get the kills with the I'm done.
So the five get the subs and something doesn't any case series.
I think so.
Is it a case of the four right?
Mm-hmm. Okay, so you vote
545 545
That's anyone
Jeeber was up more I think I got most of the kills for a lesson that
Yeah, you did really more than halfway done
I gotta be over 20
Have you seen this new muzzle thank you for the five gifted subs which one the LAF 24
No
Bro, go to your
What the fuck it?
What the fuck is that?
I just got a hell of rewards for this
It actually looks kind of cool. It's a little goddamn fucking cannon on that thing
It's a little chubster.
I got 45 rep, baby.
Oh, by the gels, by gels.
Nigga cops.
I'm using this.
It looks fucking cool.
I 506 by an M80s of my CVJs.
in those butt pads, I guess.
This thing looks ridiculous.
All right, let's go reserve.
What else we could do here?
Is that it?
We need to get armors or whatever.
Yeah, which I don't know how the fuck we get that.
An armored rig on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to like farm.
The gala at some point for plates.
Yeah.
Show alright. I'm ready. You'll be in the reserve lobby
Let's get it back you think what a five good it subs brah they would a five good it
No, and I need to glue hard guard level four helmets. Yep
Whenever you have to get those glue hard helmets off of glue hard
or maybe what if you kill for Shala and they've got those tier four helmets.
Well, yeah, I've killed her.
I've her all to have an alternate counts.
OK, so it doesn't have to be able to are basically just get
a found in red tier four helmet.
That a blue hard guard can wear.
Look at my god, my god, like the muzzle on it.
Oh, yeah, I think a G Mac thing that deal is fucking cool
Here's a fucking hammer on the end
Yeah, fucking a fucking hammer. I got ten fucking hammers
Start construction with this thing. I'm gonna fucking jackhammer. I'm putting work where this thing
40 is great sir, I think breakfast oatmeal oatmeal
Oh for a night out too much work
All righty too much work first rate on
I
Kind of okay spawn for lucky key
But I say we just
Don't want to
Top I want to go top bunker look to the right top bunker
But you have the helmet from last night, maybe
to be. There's the amount of talks you have in the battle pass.
Well, cheers, brother.
Really?
They've seen a guy.
They don't want people to buy the battle pass like they really want people by the battle pass.
Oh, I got his legs.
I got his legs.
Where's he?
He's in the ground in the woods.
He might be dead.
He's prone.
He dead.
They got him. I can't see him
Yeah, he was like a outside night in the woods area. I was looking yeah, which tower
was a tower
That's how I was looking on and see him
Yeah
You guys are the big dog to see it tell me that guy's best. Oh, yeah
I was doing the V.S.K. shit.
They're a kelloff squad, by level 40.
Yeah, probably busy.
Get slammed out of my lobby.
Yeah, slamming it. Rejecting with glue on our underground, too.
Tango?
Oh.
They're a tango.
Did you kill that guy?
Well yeah I did, he's dead.
I mean let's say he's scabbed.
Let's say he's played dead.
Let's fucking go to that, eh?
Where's reason in there, bro? He's at night.
Clusticrab is unfair, Mr. Crab is in there.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Clusticrab!
He's in the staircase, he's a TX, he's in the middle now, uh, double.
He's got him all right, too.
Can't see him.
Driving down.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I was getting shot across the map, too.
Crossed the building across?
Yeah.
of
the
the
the
might have been
I'll see him
okay
I'll see nothing
Con, dig anything with a faggotat sub's
Ron, think they would have faggotat sub's
Andrew, think they would have faggotat sub's
this guy had a big big big
thank you guys
this guy's name is cocaine enjoyer
yeah, that's why he's up at 9 o'clock gaming
He's probably fucking locked in.
Who's been a ball mate?
Fucking hell of a lock.
I locked enough.
I know that's what I'm saying.
You gotta lock back in.
Lock it and cock it.
You gotta lock it in.
And you gotta lock it out.
Lock, cock it, drop it.
Lock, cock it, drop, drop it.
Yeah
Good morning. Well, your guts out with spicy food this morning. That sounds like I'm making a lot of sense not enjoyable at all
I'm gonna shop by
Queen maybe
Thermite
It's like a hundred something cave. I know we're actually juicy
Yeah, that's like one of the worst ways you can start the day
What would you ever do that spicy food in the morning?
I'm not.
I am.
I was not saying fun.
I was thinking we could go labs early on.
Who thoughts of that?
Um, we have a quest there.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gas like 64 months.
I forgot that this wasn't a right hole.
We have a quest there.
I just want to get max traders, you know, like the fastest possible.
Yeah.
That's it. I feel like I haven't even spending a lot on armor.
Did you? You just don't get it yet. I bet you could just buy that shit on the
on the ground. That's why you
know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna fly. That's why a couple
of million. Oh, What are you
know? Yeah. No, it ain't. I'm
not across. No way. That is
sure. I guess you have been
just getting one tap to the
face like a lot. So, like,
you don't understand what it's
like to repair armor. Yep.
probably just fellas at the long cup.
We're just waiting to kill a few raiders now.
Um, I think there's like, I don't know,
there's like raiders and black division and then I don't know.
Raider quest.
Well, we did the first raider quest,
but I think there was like more.
There's another one now.
Could be for Jaeger.
I don't even know.
I don't know how much I feel like questing right now.
Alchemy, thank you.
I'm here on the stream, Tony.
Thanks for keeping me entertained while I recover from penis enlargement surgery.
What do you want to do, Google?
Oh, you're very welcome.
You're very welcome.
Uh, I don't know.
Well, I'm Max Traders.
I'm for sure.
Oh, we can get that.
No, I'm like very close to it.
Easy
In 268,000 XP and one more quest
My one quest I mean I need to go to n-change and stash keys
I'll be fine this key that all this kind of dog shit course
I'm just thinking about it.
Okay.
I'm going to find Corporal.
There's a scab coming in.
Are you running?
That's me running, yeah.
There's a scab or not.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
12 and 2 well that took me like stamina perk so my endurance is way better than level 2
I didn't find shit
I'm
going to five get the RT name of my good book a little thing to put on.
All right.
I have Steve.
I say hi.
Nice.
find our last few scabs
fuck is this
eat three more kills
you're in a dangerous life right there
oh, we did not shit yet, oh
yeah, you're in a fucking dangerous life
I like to live dangerously
All our 10 lab dangerously fracas
Have a life on the edge you ready for the long
Is that players?
what's your aim?
where's Scott?
I don't know.
I bet you this guy's the long gone.
God, where's he?
where's Scott? I don't see him.
Master and Queen?
They got a five giftids?
I just realized what I'm gonna be up for 15 more hours. Hell, yeah, you are. It's goddammit.
Goddammit. Restricted for 15 more hours. Goddammit.
Right there with that. Don't worry, dude. I got you. Thank you, brother. I'm here for the long
I'm here, I'll never quit.
I will say, I feel like it feels like we are barely BVP.
I
Will say I feel like
Yeah, I felt this with one point out too when I did it
Just like it's cuz the baby pee's usually over quick as fuck when you're in it and
Like is people either die in star or they run away right or we're just like fuck this
it's not worth it and we leave or people are just going in slamming their
quest and leaving yeah I mean it's just everyone's quest everyone's focused on
exactly and then also like the majority of people are on different maps that's
about big factor for every one not level 40 on reserve they're even having
They were locked.
That shit down there.
And for sure that.
So I kill all the raiders.
Oh, damn it.
We were marked or that much
when you have one down downstairs.
One in the barrier.
I just look at the stuff.
Oh, I need one more kill for this class.
Yes, same.
But how?
Can I be slightly ahead of you?
No.
Yippee!
Nice.
Hold on.
Wahoo!
Uh, that's it.
I'm saying, uh, oh, folly cannons.
No mind if I do.
I love these.
Get a stack, get a stack.
I
Fucking love these falling Kevin. It's you a stack that you a stack. I've been my I've been balls deep in these falling Kevin
It's for the last fucking two to three days
That's fine. I'm trying to find the goddamn dog check keys
Fuck this shit
Yeah, it's crazy. You haven't found that key. I mean, I don't know. I don't know
are you up at two?
I was right, I was right too, yeah.
Maybe we just leave, fuck the, fuck the, uh,
Archer.
What do you?
I'm down for every second.
Just maybe look for the key on the flie again to see if it's there.
I wonder why I want to just kind of say fuck Westing is so good to shoot more than shit.
I agree.
You know?
I agree.
Like I almost rather just play like customs or interchange and farm and just kill people.
You know?
You can just fight PvP.
Just try money and kill people.
Yeah.
now for that for sure.
I also did story quests.
Where'd it go?
Farm instead of woods now.
I meant like end farm money.
go to farm are you leaving? yeah fuck it don't think you better fuck it didn't
a little shock power or scoops your poop shippers, I'm a
try to get light keeper, I mean I'll have to
I'll have to get light keeper at some point
oh I'm like kick heavy by the way
I don't see a nobbaaara.
and
I'm in a corporal.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
the fuck out of you
That tape you know, I blew tape. Oh, I think it's a blue electrical tape two players
I don't know if you want to paint with electrical tape to the cocaine enjoy your weekend.
We're talking doggie. I'm a sticks, dude.
Oh, we can buy ash falls now that actually might go hard
That could be just me giga heavy with it
Yeah, but like the thing is like okay. Let me see. Let me see how much repair kid is
Okay, nevermind. Okay. Wow. Why is it so cheap?
You're right. You're right. Oh, Joe. Hey, I know I know what I'm writing wrong. You're right. Oh, dude
Whatever dude, whatever dude, I'll be whatever I guess I haven't played a wiper two of my life for I guess
What do you mean? They're usually these things are fucking expensive
The shit tool sets are expensive
Ninja K for tool set
All right, all right, let me look register key register
Oh, wait, idea and go shot. Wait, how much is the barter?
It's pretty cheap.
Exactly.
Which one is the barter?
Ocean.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, we can go do that.
Yeah, it's way, yeah.
It's cheap, right?
Yeah, it's cheaper than actually...
I don't know if we moved it for like two mil, one mil.
I never got that NL back.
from from from Gigi and Gigi has it and Gigi has it.
Um, I might just make another I know.
Or honestly, we could like if you want to like go fight, you'll
like streets is kind of popping.
Streets is popping.
I mean, we got farm on streets there, but let's get these.
Do you have the keys?
Yeah, it's got the keys.
buy a QBZ. No, it's from Ski, you're out of your unlock it.
I don't know how I'm locked. I got so much it's battle pass unlocked wait is it actually
battle it's oh we have to do all the chord breach quests I'm like the new guns well I'm
totally done to do that yeah we should do the let's focus okay let's get this done
then off enough rap and then let's do the the the quests hell yeah yeah let's do that
damn do I want to use a scope on this thing but can I put the new new one the new rail
on this the new scope only I can use scope is poop I like that scope
I'm not sure.
I was poodle doodles.
Let's go.
You're you're.
by ARE stocks.
A razor scope.
600 rounds of BTs.
All right, I'm running
15 million dude, this is North Lane. This is old North Lane is OG North Lane
Gifted subs yeah, bro
Yeah, bro, you think you're fucking cool or something. I'm fucking sick actually
Did why you just fucking just flexed on me like that? What's wrong with you?
The new North Lane. Yeah, I like it
Honestly, I think you because you did your hideouts so early right?
Some of my height out
Meaning maybe
Maybe
Because I just saw your hide items by Granathas buy more resets on the grunt us
I just do that I need to spend a bunch of money though on level three at station
well I see right this guy is heavy but it's fine um all right do I need more than another
found in robotics I just need one more right uh you need three total after the one you
not well not fun I read but like one for that station I think it's two and then for that
I need to found it right and then yeah I think that's right I'm making level three med station
level three securities up can I get the Jenny level three Jenny hey by those
12 relays. Yeah, so I just said about 15 now I'm not gonna like 11 maybe. At least I still
a lot. I have like 10.
This guy has 217 metal parts for sale.
I just spent 5 million rubles on my fucking hideout
like a stupid fucking idiot poopy face.
But everything's getting leveled up to three. Oh, well, I don't want to collect it three
What do you Jenny three? All right
We have to plant these things. It's just like register seven eight nine, whatever
Not cut it
Did it just come out?
It just came out all right Paul is thank you for the five gifted eagle name of the five good that I haven't liked
Really any of their stuff after the one album I think it's Obsidian maybe it was called
It's like a black album cover
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You had me in the last part.
Tours run icebreaker effort.
You had me in the last part.
I'm not an icebreaker, my G.
I need a kill killer.
True. Oh, we could kill Taguilington as well with them planks.
Yeah. I need to kill Killa, get his helmet.
We also need to kill Goose.
I do a lot of shit, but I said we do the season quest line, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Well, are you gonna have enough rep for Max Traders or no?
I think you should. You should have for everyone except Ragnman.
I
Did that are you having
You might just need to finish that off
Well, it's full of 42 no
Yeah, but I'm like
I'm almost 42
I need like 200 K maybe
I doubt level four ragman even gives you that much. Oh, there's got
one of those guys hit me in the head dude. Really? Yeah, so I wasn't prone.
I only fucking hit me in that
nice I
Don't know why I have a fucking magnet attached to my head
I think you killed that guy anomaly neighbor 62 months
You anomaly I know it's kind of a lot of recoil the guys
Oh, I'm talking they changed guns a little bit. I swear
I don't know which one it has numbers on my quest but do these have numbers I'm
lucky they do have numbers see there's any cash money oh they got cash money
Oh, they got a cash money, so I'm not like nothing
Robin the John just killed the security guard outside. Yes, sir
I got 15 what the fuck
What number do they say it was I don't know what I look like. Oh, it's ready. That's right here
number seven I think
oh this one's got some money
that might be kelloff shooting
we're actually looting all these I feel like this is a waste of time
no I'm stashing the shuren up there
that might be killer
BT is plus five recoil now
I'm running those kill shots
I need that guy
BTM has plus five recoil
aggressive thank you for the five months thank you
apparently
Yeah, no wonder things feel like ass using I think seven up 40 is a lower recoil reduction
now as well.
Yeah, I tried using it for the first time in my life.
What?
This guy's fucking stabbing me.
PS12B?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Now, get the angle of five, captain.
Let's start using my gasoline, dude.
Yeah.
I'm not putting one of my bars.
and
the
I
Have someone screaming
The guy on us
Yeah
63 sheesh
That's like
Done
Done
I got my killer killer
Probably to be honest
fuck that up. Oh, he's a
Geon is good. Oh, I'm on a
rocks. Thank you for the five gifted
and you Rex register.
Okay, we've got a bazaar, and I just remember nine
an idea. He does have
does that one
well i'll fucking scabble it
let's go to bizarro
oh he didn't have killish head though
no i did not kill him
hey pack some mags
dressing rooms over here thank you legos
um get undressed
I'm going to inspect the gun right or I didn't see this I guess I'll turn it I was
turn as well. Yeah, you just point the grenade launcher at your face and see if there's a
grenade. I think that's the military procedure actually. That's gotta be it. That's how the
Marines do it
Yeah, I think you didn't blow up
We're due for the season of quest line
I
Thought you said you brought pharmacy key not this one
Registered number nine
I'm number nine.
Well, then, right here.
We're running.
We're running.
Nice job.
Fat, tubby, loser, churn.
So I took the cafe for ammo.
I'm a comic shop people at side Blaston
I'll thank you for 10 months.
Thanks a lot.
A little better.
My number five stuck in my head now.
was the best is
i have fifteen rounds of those
reserve
actually for that work i think
there's a thing here what's this thing over here
Yeah, I'm gonna know that thing
Yeah, rest your arm
51 kilo yeah, I told you you're gonna be big with that shit
I think some Key Vastington, Baze and Pony, thank you for the subs, guys.
Wait, we were just going to say.
You snatched your shit in Gosha?
He's just doing Bizarro.
You didn't do it?
What the fuck is Bizarro?
Oh my God, it's like those clothes are connected to Gosha.
I even said, I was like right here at the clothing.
Oh!
Oh, shit, did you fucking miss it?
No, no, oh my god, I never miss I never miss are not the best grenadier I've ever seen.
I'm not.
I suck.
You missed like 50 fucking percent of these things.
Go right up to him and shoot him.
I told you he's running away from me.
He knows I'm coming to kill another one with it.
Look at him go.
Well, that armor doesn't fucking count.
That's stupid.
I might need that armor for my scavenger.
It's like right by your bag.
Peter thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you, Peter.
That's a scum.
You just bought for I'm on a interchange is the beginner map now
like full on
It's the beginner map
It's weird it's not like customs isn't even the beginner map anymore
How's you going
This was with Ground Zero, you do more on Interchange before you do anything on Ground Zero right now, it's odd.
I mean, I don't think Interchange is a particularly hard map to be fair.
I think it's honestly easier than something like Ground Zero.
It's just kind of odd how they, like, I feel like I've done no quests on Interchange since the very, very, very beginning.
Because I really haven't. We've barely been to the snout.
Wait, why'd you even leave your shit here? We have to like...
Ah, because it was too heavy.
We have to go to Amarcom.
I'm coming back.
Amarcom for what?
Strat.
I don't know if I heard you or something else.
I
Wouldn't scabs. I mean I could there's not a dialogue in scabs
Why not no P
Sometimes they do be having a text when you don't like that
To these scabs
I'm 62 on the sky, but yeah, I don't think that.
I'm 62 on this guy, but yeah, I don't need that.
I don't need that.
I got C.B.J.
I'm not.
This update described as showed shit.
You can call it showed shit.
Your peacecaves are kind of juiced.
I need this headset.
Long to be heavy.
We look we could look for to go see in the basement
Alright, I'm 63 kilos. Can you carry this gun?
Yeah, that's what I told you, we're in the fucking ass 12.
Hey, it's just frying.
Yeah, I know, but you can't move.
Where are you at?
Down towards the demo home.
That's the playground thing?
Okay.
A blank RFID on a scott.
Holy shit.
Holy f**k, a cave.
All three fitting now.
Oh my god, we're doing this all the way to the extract?
Yeah, you're doing well.
Well, yeah, I got two motors.
Motors, the f**king universe for.
That's money, dude.
They're like 60K.
Okay, they're like they're like 60k. Okay, that's the last one in here. That's the last
that look they were. Yeah, by the time your fat ass crawls at this rate, we're gonna
I had 160k
okay
well at least I'm on my bronze
I heard good things about those
Pepper thank you for the 5 gift
good
was he
thank you Pepper
I know Tony's like hang out with your rich friend. I am your rich Tarkov friend. The
The ruble bajillionaire.
The ruble ten millionaire.
Level on my forty one.
Level forty one.
almost max level i have all max traders except ragman where i will get a level 42 184 thousand
I'm not actually here.
The progression is way faster than before, yes.
Way faster.
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way faster.
Like normally I reach max level quickly, but it's not in like
faster three to five days quickly
Warrior thinking villa five gifted subs
I mean now there's I don't that's far bro
That's fucking far
We're at pretty much like pharmacy
As far as you think
Yeah, we fought one guy this
Maybe twenty-five two players go on the truck
We actually fall kill two guys
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I haven't noticed bad performance by any means.
Happy 47, right?
It's been fine in that estimate.
Fantastic job, Tony.
We fucking did it.
We're the best.
Love you. We the bass. Thanks. Thanks for four months, bro.
Nothing's up.
Same.
Us.
Ba-ba.
Ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Are we getting out of this?
Nope.
Did not.
I
What
Super vase I was only 10 kx for you. Oh my god at 6.497 rep. Are you fucking kidding me?
I
Guess this question is 0.75 rap, yeah, but I'm 6.497 rap
Well the question you do
I'm fine the three you like handover
Located obtain any Russian gear in the armory rooms
is those bronze lion, two horses, a golden egg and a wristwatch.
You know, I think you know, I'm thinking.
Is that going to go labs?
I'm thinking we go labs.
Get our labs quest done and we also get probably some gear or not gear.
Some valuables like lions and shit.
From the rooms we have
Because we're pretty much in the area of the city, yellow.
Um...
We also need sample steps.
Sure.
I'll agree, not a good time.
Because...
The 3BTG and OBW.
Um, we could do that. I mean, or we could work on cord breach stuff.
Oh, that's true. I forgot about those.
Oh, well, what do we do for the court breach?
We do like stash a camera, two cameras on shoreline,
two on ground zero and one more on streets.
Shoreline, sweet ground zero.
How does this kind of happen to you if you want to
do lab shit now, because we need to get that shit done
Eventually do like early on the day might be better
Yeah, we have to we have to kill all right fuck it let's do labs we have to kill
Ten things two more three more to where respirator, all right
And also about yeah bring a bring some night vision
actually bring light we can get a black division because people might grief if
there are there
damn people in a mill for yellow key cards you have a yellow that's the way
I don't have
I have everyone besides blue and yellow
I'm not even going to bother with that
I'm going to bring green
I'll find lines and shit, um
I guess eventually we'll need all the lab bullshit
the microwaves and whatnot
Woojee, if I get the
yeah, just fucking try it
alright, might as well try it
I spent a mill on a yellow that I'm gonna use like twice though.
Honestly, we're green.
Fine.
You play slow like last time.
Play slow.
I'll be back.
No, the yellow one, right?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Vegas, Vegas. Oh, what?
The rest of it.
Some of it.
Some of a bitch.
B Y O T captain.
They were the five gifted.
Call it.
They would have.
I didn't do was it.
They were the sub.
It'd be your own team.
Holy French.
Well, I mean,
Holy French
Okay, I'm ready now
That's rings. I'm fixed
They're quick the season they were fucked up yesterday morning
But that was just the servers were down, but the match ring has been fast like really fast
Like this one might take a little while because it's labs
You
I
Remind that was super fucking fast
We're not lost.
Wake up from the nightmare.
You're the bachelor on the play of Black Division on shoreline.
The Black Division, they nerfed the Black Division
like, um, labs and icebreaker, but they added black division that can spawn on other mobs
and they're fucking juiced.
Yo!
Yo, my logs there's minute.
Oh, shit, that's quick.
Yo, yo, I'm on stairs minute. Oh shit. That's quick
I'm going to you. Yeah, I'm under red right now. I'm just clearing there
I know I'm not worried about a lot of like the lion figurines and show like that. That's all easy to find
Well, yeah more more want to get like the 10 kills
I'm like, I want to lock the new guns.
That's kind of what I wanted to do.
So I'm stacking up on ammo for the QBZ.
I want to use the QBZ so everyone can be like,
What gun is this? What gun is this? What gun is this?
What gun is this? What is that?
Where'd you get that gun? What is that? How do you get the gun?
Streamer what are you doing with that gun? What is that gun? Did you get the QDC outside? I don't fucking know
I think it's from the seasonal quest line
War the fucking battle pass. Hopefully it's just a seasonal quest line
But it had a corner
is it only the battle pass the way there's no it's only from the battle pass right is
Is that true?
All right, yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
wait can we only get the gun from the battle pass?
Oh, that's what I've heard, you can only unlock it from the battle pass?
That's what I've heard, oh no, I'm sure it is.
where you have to do the seasonal quest line and the what
yeah
I have to do the battle pass and the seasonal quest line to get it
yeah yeah where'd you go
down Sarah's basement
couple went
I feel like there's no way it's only from the battle pass
that'd be a little bit insane where to do both
I wouldn't exactly be shocked, but that would be fucking stupid as fuck.
Orphing the 34 months you took us spend.
Yeah, I want to go through and spend a get back.
I
QPC's last page
They obviously want people to swipe. Yeah, but I mean what you can't get it just why like
They're in the fucking season like
I don't think so
Starts smacking buttons to
They go like a little bit fast because
If the timer shorter I'll be shorter. I
Don't like this new fucking door shit. What is that?
I've got a locket first on the battle pass before we get how do we know this how are we confirming this?
Where is this info coming from?
I'm in black.
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard you can greet people and turn off the lights in labs.
I heard.
Um, is that where you think it is by the way?
It's like Deepa is deep
Deep underground
Hello, dude. How's there no AI?
Yeah, yeah, just watch. Yes
Yes, I do. Oh, yeah, look great
Yeah, come
Wait this guy might have run under me
Like are the under under like in the room is that you by me? Yeah
Under the room I think I heard you two of them one last one right. I don't know if another one ran or I heard you though
I'm gonna look towards the green just in case.
I'm gonna go under. I'm gonna go under yellow.
So I get an angle.
Is that you jumping?
Yeah.
I just can't fucking see them.
They're in the room, yeah?
They were.
There's another guy in here.
That might be him.
This guy's dead.
Is that a staircase?
case. Yeah.
You're on your time. Yeah.
What sort of server?
They're here. Yeah, he's he's run towards server under, I think.
Someone just took the elevator.
That might be as good as that.
No, he's in the fucking elevator
You left you left you left you left you left you left
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's doing it that shit for no I killed his duo I killed the duo
Yeah, there's a there's a trio. Hey, baby. He's
Is uh, it's third hit the button for
Maybe
Yo
Okay. Yeah, we only got one kill.
Uh, I have to do, like, beneath the streets quest?
We're gonna do that.
We're gonna have to go for that.
Oh, now it's, oh, it's a transit.
Never mind, I have to transit here.
Uh...
Nice server.
I think they're in the kitchen.
Alright, coming up.
Yeah, they're right here.
Got them.
Got them.
They're flat, I hear flashbangs by S-band.
Yeah, that might be either raiders throwing those or player.
Did they fight?
Um, raiders and the other guys.
Yeah. Oh yeah they do. We know they do. We should go kill them before they kill each other.
Our magnet expired on now. Yeah, we'll come back. We'll come back. I think all the players
are done or this is like the last player probably main lobby
I'm coming down boiler was a black division hurt, but it was a player
I'm having main elevator
Oh, they're down here to your right. You through a main. Oh, yeah, there's slides. I guess here
I'm gonna go down Espen parking stairs
The guys on me, okay
We made a something by drill. Thank you aim. Thank you for the five gifted camel thing with a five gifted and the
Fatal thing with a five a little bit
Yeah, I'm just gonna come down the other stairs
They've read the door out here. They're another made
Fucking player down here dude. Oh my god, I just give them
Fucking headshot me too, bro
Coming towards me. I fucking hate this angle kind of wait for you to yeah, there's a fucking black division
But they're like on me here, and if I push them on the left and they might also warn me
Okay, okay
I'll come towards you
They're like in the hallway towards parking stairs. You need to write at the boxes. They're right around the fucking corner
No box down the hall for me on the right
Yeah, first floor yeah in the basement the basement
On the basement, okay
They meant like under parking stairs like under and so
The way I got an aid hold on
Yeah, I got an aid something good
But they're a name over here. No, I should kill one with an air right now
enemy flag
We're all moving now
That should
Well, it's not killing any of them
We're gonna control them. There's one more than all
I killed him.
I killed him.
We're good.
The angle's down here.
No, no, no, they're not.
This is Black Division.
Yeah, and you can turn off the lights.
You can turn off the lights
on labs still.
All right, well, I think that's all the players.
Yeah, yeah, I killed this guy.
Down here as well.
this guy in the dark that's dead that's shit that was uh not the funnest to fight them down
there no but I swear when I locked in I was gonna get pre-fired like I said fuck that
like I'm not gonna do that I was locked in on Calna AI a player I whipped on but the
I was just ripping him the guy was coughing up his lungs and just walked up behind him
this guy was sitting still when mp7 on the stairs yeah I mean yeah I'm just terrified
I don't grab a black vision bag.
Kitchen.
69 months.
Yeah, well.
I think I want the mini armored rigs for the tier 4 sides.
They're just so small.
Focus thanks for the 5 gifts here.
Oh.
4 black vision bags.
Oh my god, they're so many.
What?
I'll go inside the kitchen.
Get everything.
I got the coal gas mask.
Focus, thank you for the five give the present thing for 69 months, man.
Oh, God.
Where you at?
Still just looting all these like hell down here.
Oh, these white rubber grids have tier four side plates too.
Oh, yeah.
I think I would say I don't even hear you shooting.
No, they're shooting me.
There's one in kitchen now.
What's the issue?
I get the subs, of course.
They want to like that again.
I'm not coming up right stairs.
or just go crazy, isn't it?
They're like inside the kitchen or like the wood area of the kitchen freezer.
I'm backboxed as a freezer.
We're going to freeze it for some reason.
I'll check them.
He probably doesn't have that much though, they got it.
Like right outside of it.
Okay, you're over there.
I'm down the hall by red.
I
Under they're under under anger
Have a bag that I dropped this my bag or sir, that's that's my bad
Yeah, they're under like a weapon testing
I'm gonna shut the doors
Yeah
Oh, I found a right to my plate
In his backpack
They just in his bag
It's gonna be so stressful
Like the vision laptop
Now some more battle pass shit
Oh another one was those white armors
Yeah, there's a lot of us give them white armors
I'm taking it, though.
Fuck.
I'm taking that, John.
This is a lot of space.
Oh, I need another one.
I'm sure the tan ones are pretty good too.
Tan HK? Yeah, it's new.
Tan HK?
Yeah, I might grab one of the tan ones.
They're just small on, like, inventory space.
the
the BD keys are for barters and shit like that.
Oh yeah, here I'm under.
Oh, Lee.
I heard them they're coming up
Yeah, they they went back down
I want to head shot
Roger that I'm from a weapon testing
Get there an 80 then we don't move
Yeah, or we go from under maybe I feel good. It's kind of scary. It's love that
Ready? Yeah, fuck it
They did not care about that.
They didn't care.
They didn't give a fuck.
I wonder if it's not necessarily a left hand.
I'm down here.
I'm an anger.
Oh my scope just fucking bugged the fuck out, what the fuck was that?
It went already, huh?
No, it went, it went, it went some crazy shit.
One more by me, one more by me.
Uh, I don't know, I don't think so.
Alright, I think we're good.
No, I aimed in and it went like gray and it's sort of freaking the fuck out it was like yeah
Like I don't know what the fuck I was Amy and I was you almost gonna kill the
There's one that goes full red it makes your shit full red
It wasn't red, but it went like fucking sicko mode
No, what that was
All right, let's go ahead green and black for stings. Yeah, yeah
Just giggle looping right now
Go to the dark office
Yeah, I want to hit the safe some dark for like lions or something
Look that other guy killed that time
Cal thanks for the five gifted subs
I
Got a cool respirator too
We've got that type 20
Wait, what the type 20 the new gun
How about type 20
I
Like the
No
Salo, I don't know I think you use it for barters
I might not found one of those
I
Yeah, it's super sick super duper sick
I'm an angry
I need afh 3btg and all the blobs
Great thank you for the five gifted Thanos thank you for the five gifted I got shit
I'll see if this guy can kill them, USP, it's just money, yeah, it's like 40 guys.
Can't even tell.
It's not a bag.
Yeah, Roosta?
Uh, we got a lion. Fuck yes.
This man's got a lion.
One lion and a horse.
And yeah, I'm just.
We're still right here in the dead body.
Drop the body.
It's that body.
The one under dark that I could.
OK.
I
OBD one
No, I did OBD one and three BTG
I'm red overweight, so I'm gonna start having to extract them, like this one, not safe over here.
Yeah, we're just...
Hey there, go little cock.
Yeah, under the arc.
Oh, wait, do we need two lines? We need two lines, right?
We need two lines.
I just had another one.
I need some of it.
the fastest med elevator. Yeah.
Fucking pick up that up.
OK, I'm more my little doughnuts.
Pop one of these bra.
I'm going to be crawling out of the shit.
Yeah, I'll just go back.
Thank you for the bad gift, then.
I think it is actually. Oh, my
fucking god, Nikita. Quick, my entire balls making me do this
shit. All right. So, I know you're
there. Call me I'll be there. I'll see. It might be faster. Just
three TbG you know what do you need three BTG and OBD
This is faster guys
This is faster the way faster
I'm gonna go grab this golden cock.
Yep, I was tacking.
Yep.
I
Mean it 30 oh
Lordy
Gatlin think about a five get it subs true thing every five get it subs
We're really a thing of a prime tattoo thing of a five get it subs
Grim thinking about a five get it subs
Yeah
One minute I'm coming. I'm coming. Hurry up
More mobility scooter fat
I'm good. We're good. We're good
I
Stop you slam killed everything bro kill everything
Damn good work
Good work wait that actually fucking farming in there
Yeah, you can a lot of black division. I felt so money, bro
I only got three two people. I got 11
26 account
11 BD's
I got both of my lions in one rain
Finish up huntsman last 65 go huntsman bad sadist kill sanitar relentless
What this is kill all the bosses I don't understand
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
a TRG.
Well, I should have given you one of these lines.
Bro. You didn't even check. You didn't even check.
I didn't know I had one.
didn't even check I didn't know we don't check I'm sorry I didn't know I didn't know I would
You know I woulda
YOT YOT, you know I woulda not be YOT
Star
YOT
But I needed both
Damn, I need one of these inject me with these meldonins. I don't need a meldonin
Fuck I look like some of pussy
Yeah
All right, well that's chill
Now I just need body armor so I can just keep crafting those again. Yeah, that's easy
More tier five fucking plates
Wait, I had a fucking ruler for you fuck
BYUT and BYUT
BYUT EYO motherfucking C
Okay, well, should we do some chord shit?
Yeah, I'm down.
You actually got some good, uh, question there, so, but me, you've got the 10 labs killed.
We still have to do decontamination service.
15 more targets gas mask a respirator
But I mean I don't yes
Like I'd rather work on the seasonal shit cuz like that's not gonna I'm gonna give us anything
Oh man wells are 60k I didn't know
Well, the fuck is Manuel annuals Manuel's
With the fuck is Manuel how do I not have a fucking injectors case because you don't have the fucking was a gold
2.6 mil
Oh, there's a barter met 15 syringes 12 h2o twos way way what wait that sounds expensive
I gotta sell my syringes. What are we talking? Oh, no, that's not expensive. What?
It's not stupid. It's not that expensive people. We need to raise that
Tools on the market. What? Oh, yes. There are any 20 of these. Oh, it's not gonna be a mill for a fucking
How do I not have an ejectors case from a reward?
You don't get it from quests anymore, bro.
We're maybe like a later on quest.
Really?
Yeah, you don't get it anymore.
Oh wait, I think it's like a different quest line.
It used to be the, you know, the van.
It's not that anymore.
What the fuck do I get it from?
I don't know.
Oh, the thick. Oh, you need another found in rate 3BTG and another found in rate AFH1 and 10 found in rate. Oh my God. Oh, that's if you don't kill Sanitar.
Yeah, we want to kill Sanitar.
What do I get for killing Sanitar?
That's what we want. We want to kill Sanitar.
Just shuffle out.
Oh, I'm stimming.
Okay. I need to turn in these.
Who is the, what's one is the intel site?
I didn't turn these in.
Overpopulation.
Thank you. I need one more intel or survey map.
I mean sure just buy the fucking injector's case
If you haven't yet money, okay?
Have the money though. It'll be like a milli
I hate money
I
I need a play case. That's what I fucking need.
Yep.
Okay, neutralize any balls with a bolt action rifle.
That's kind of a cool way.
That's hunting trip now.
That's hunting trip now.
any choice any balls of the both
We do have to start doing both action shit
Vice ashane to have a hundred gang
Cuz that shit busting that shit wasn't it
Perft or in a sluggin what the bro these things are crazy
easy
like eighty fucking games as you and the goestens instead
as a goestens
as a goestens
I bought a fucking S8 1200 grand
but now I have stems in my fucking
booty hole
I
Start stemming stemming dude
She's the how I
probably can at all probably not you know you can't mod this shit at all bro
how good is a suppressor? I don't know this new B&T one minus 8% recoil minus 2% recoil
So it's minus 10 percent recoil.
The good.
Is the air knocks give you.
Most 10.5.
It's it's the best in slot suppressor or shit.
I think I'm just going to run it loud, though.
Going to say it sounds like loud.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to run it loud.
Well, it's going to help the durability, too.
There are, there's no mods for this thing.
It only has a short barrel too.
Thank you.
I
Was pretty sick
That looks fucking cool dude, yeah, no I want to get more of them. I want to use one
Test is the hideout I got a loud right now
first year
you go straight into the ground
if you tap fire it's pretty good
if you just hold it down it gets a little
It sounds, this gun sounds sick, bro.
Again, that sounds fucking cool.
seems okay. It looks badass. Okay, we got to do cameras. Where
are we going first?
They got to put on five more cameras and go streets to streets
and the trends of the ground zero.
You want to streets and then transit?
Yeah, why not?
Okay.
Sure. So three three cameras.
Yeah
Okay, I'm ready
Cardi and they were the prime cam thanks for 65 man for a day for the five gifted kids think we're the prime
Well, he didn't even a five gifted
I heard today am I tired today I'm tired today
Fuck yeah, I'm tired today
I got my library crafted.
But you don't want to give the library.
My recipes.
So I once is locked.
So.
Oh, I guess this is the ball of shit for it.
it's all gone now. I think I bought a bajillion bullets.
Same.
I'm constructing my library. I didn't realize I could build that right now.
All right, we're on the bathroom. Chap, be right back home.
you
I
Look fucking sick holy shit. Did you see me?
Wait, did you see my trip?
Dude, honestly, I want the black division clothes
How much is it if I just buy the battle pass in swat?
It's like 84
We need the boss we need boss kills, okay fuck it
I think we're gonna MVD anyways, are we yeah, well for the if we transit
I think it's the cinema he's out here
I hate this new fucking barrier, dude. I can't even
All right careful in front of us. Well, yeah, it's like $80 bro
It's dude on street I mean I kind of want to
but I also don't want it I mean it's actually not worth 80 bucks no it's not
wrong but if I get the new guns then it's kind of worth it cuz I'm gonna go
chat look at this new gun
All right, thank you for the five giftings
We just gave her the quest. I don't know. I'm gonna
I don't I'm not gonna do it
It'd be a deep clothing would be sick though
They could have put way better shit the battle pass they they need to work on that a lot
They didn't make it they need to make it better to
like a chain and they didn't make it better to obtain it and put better stuff in the hour
thanks for the five gifted. Nice. Cool. Not gonna make my my station. Hey, DDC 12. I
know what that is from ABI. That's probably the best 5.8 I know. 52 pan 42 damage. Is
Is that good?
That's not even a good 52 pan.
52 pan, 48 damage, the 42, it's kind of like it's kind of like a whole lot of it.
46 damage.
I bet it's like nine or five.
It's kind of my right.
I think he's a scout.
Yeah, we got to see where the
I
Was just quest even
Yeah, the bio stash it on the bio toilet near the cinema what the fuck is a bio toilet
Somebody took a fucking doo-doo lettuce shit in there
Yeah, that's Jinji's bro. Oh my gosh, Jinji after the doodoo lettuce. Oh, no
I'm not thinking to a bio toilet. Yeah, she's got radioactive sauce on it
What a party why don't they just call it a fucking porta-potty, huh?
My wash
Yo
Yeah, thank you roommate
Let's go to cinema
What is it?
Probably a poor that possibly be that's saying a porta-potty
Yeah, you can't tell them how yeah
How yeah
Hell yeah, dude
Fucking yeah
The small
It was average
boy
average fuck boy
For average friend. I was floating trash at the back. It's got this right. This is the bio toilet. I
I can hide under the trash. I am the trash
I'm pointing at Gen G. I'm about to get a mark through the key
What is this guy going on about bro you don't have anything better to do with your life?
Oh you're too bad that thing.
Like what?
There's gotta be some better use of your time man than talking shit about America and
Twitch chat.
Like you really gotta have something better to do.
I believe that. That's an empty day. Um, what do we got to plant? These ones? Uh,
where cargo truck having you I'm gonna go to die I'm gonna die I'm fucked I'm
from behind I shouldn't have been checking it there you're in the cinema
somewhere I should have been checking the fucking quest there my bad I don't
know what this guy is doing up there like it was in front of me he's like
in fucking
In cinema
Yeah, it's really bad. I shouldn't have been checking the quest right there. I guess literally as soon as I fucking stand still to
I'm pretty sure he's inside cinema. Yeah, we open the door and shot me from the door
So we go to the window
of
the
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
well this guy is just gonna fucking rat too
now he's just gonna fucking hide too
oh those guys are freak
and
of
the
of
the
of the
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
And
These sounds like he's under me we're inside the building but no
That's my man. I was checking our quest in the fucking open
Thanks for 53 months.
And whatever.
Got our things dashed.
That's insane.
I think I heard the guy inside, but that guy was just writing outside like.
Maybe I don't know.
Disgusted.
and I could have gone away if I was on pain meds, I need a problem I'd be on pain meds.
Everything dude.
Okay what do we do?
I wanna see if it keeps on ground zero.
Oh I can.
Should also use one.
What do I have to do with it?
Just kill PMC's.
Oh, it's PMC's. Yeah, I have them already. I think. Yeah, okay. I'm still waking up.
the
the
the
I know exactly what you mean right now I got him. I know it's fucking stupid
They can suck my balls
They get set my balls
I had a razor
Yeah, it's okay, we can get more.
It's not okay.
It's okay.
It's not okay.
No, it's not okay, me being at 900K.
How did it fuck you at 900K?
Just haven't really sold shit.
Can I have a hoarder?
Yeah, I see that.
I'm a man watching you every day somehow the drops don't work for me except for
the first day what can I do frown it's because there's not a new set of drops
until tomorrow morning that is why and that after tomorrow it's every day
there's a new set. Good. I remember you have a flaring early. Hell yeah, dude. What are
you doing? Are there barters for these guns or like they're just not you just can't get
them. I don't think you can get them. That's crazy. I'm like I'm supposed to use the
fucking the battle pass?
Doctor pretty easy to collect though. I think they nerfed them. I'm not mistaken
How a type 20 is battle plus
The type 20 is battle pass exclusive the QBZ a seasonal task or battle pass on mark
Freddie think about if I get the non-singled if I get the Norse it was six months
Wait, but the how is
To do the fucking battle pass
You have to to get the gun. Yeah
Yeah, I don't think the Docs are like easy to I don't think the Docs are that's what I was looking at
We're not in tunnel
I'm telling you, the yellow bus is the yellow bus, is the orange bus.
It's a yellow bus.
That's right, it's right here.
Look at all the food in here.
What the hell?
It's on the Mirror Avenue, the flare.
The Mirror Avenue is where we, yeah.
The Mirror Avenue was the next right.
Oh, this flare.
Tony, just by the battle pass.
How's your flare?
It attacks right off.
cargo truck cabin
piano it's well it's it's it's it's I don't know I might just buy it to be honest
I might just buy it
a loot over here too
yeah
I wanna check this duffel next to this porno magazine and a
pizza
It's 65 dollars
Is it it's 65 bucks to buy it
Really 65 dollars
Okay, fat chud give me give my eyes up here Jesus
Jesus
that's crazy. What's your left? Can we get a Pino's Snip a Man?
Pino's Snip a Man's. There was like 20 bucks. Sure. But the 80 is fucking the same.
Fuck. All right. All right.
I think he's inside. I think he's in the building.
It's running low.
that might kill him that was close
isn't the gate
he's fucked up he's running he's in his hand
okay one more way
we're inside
fuck he's pretty big pretty chunky
It's going to be about us. Well, that should be like 20 bucks like 20 maybe 80 is insane. That's that's weight. That's greed
That is greed
And you're locking a gun behind it too. Well, I mean like you could do it for free technically
I got us also see like how long it would really take to do for free
But it seems like you get one document or something per raid and you need a hell of fucking documents
like it's gonna take you know like a hundred plus raids or whatever if they
spawn wait you need 500 so like realistically it's not achievable
through play we stashed this you need 501 documents to get all that and you
get what like one document parade where can you get more we stashed this
John. The truck cabin. The truck cabin.
Wait, there's a twenty five dock daily limit.
Wait, there's a limit.
Is this it?
Wait, there's a daily limit on the amount of documents you can get.
As the twenty five and you need five hundred of them for the battle bus.
That's crazy
That's gross okay, that's greed that's disgusting bsg that's fucking gross don't do that
Why is there a fucking daily truck cabin
It's probably this thing
That's only 20 days
You know, that's like that's 20 days of maxing it out every fucking day
Yeah, only 20 days and that's literally getting every single day playing for hours and hours
and I got to think they want things to be a cargo truck cabin near Mira Avenue.
Oh, is it this thing? And then they daily limit you as well.
That's why I just tried this in the transit zone. OK, that's not it.
On ramp. Yeah, that's probably it.
I mean, yeah, I mean, like 80 bucks to me.
No, it's too much.
There's not that much shit there.
There's a set of clothing and like a melee weapon.
I
Think it in here. Oh, no, it's a new the cabin not right here
Hyper thank you for the prime
All right, let's
Hey, they
They they set it up where they want me to spend 80 bucks. Let's be real
Yeah, that's the last hero
Let's hear how they made it where yeah, you can unlock it by playing
But it takes so much fucking time and it's so fucking annoying to do by playing that it's not really realistic to even the fast majority of people
They want you to spend the money. They're trying to get you to pay while keeping the loophole of no you can get it for free
They're getting played but like
Yeah, it's a money play. Exactly. Exactly. You don't have to be fucking Albert Einstein
Let's see what they're doing.
Nice job!
All righty, the shoreline we go. Can I do this question here?
Take it off.
Oh, my whole game's bugged.
Look.
Every start.
Have you been to any good concerts lately?
I need you
Haven't been to anything in a while a long time base told thank you for the five gifted subs
Don't you base told
the
the
so I guess I'm not getting my gun
yeah I mean
I'm just gonna sell it on the flay
I think I'll actually be to the game now there's like no way
They didn't add the mod 1.
You can use this mod by the way you can.
You say that but look at the mod 1.
Yeah but the thing is it's a whole different type of caliber.
No, no, no, the QBZ you can get through the quest line, the Hawa type 20.
Yeah that's what I mean.
No, it's 5 out of 6.
Oh, I'm talking about the other one.
We need the other one through the question I think so
Yeah, no, I still like it
You can buy ammo for it
Yeah, I don't know
You can you buy DP x8 33 pen. Oh, it's just 39 pen
DP 8191
I'm gonna buy some of it, just so I have 6-4, oh, I hit, god damn it, I hit ready.
The
water
Yeah, maybe that's a food too
to
I didn't even a five gifted subs and war dogs when it comes out. Yeah, it's not later in the year though
We're nerdy all right
The power we go
I'm gonna swipe Tony
About what?
You almost swiped
You're gonna swipe. I don't know
Maybe. Honestly, maybe. I want to get that country boys to fund these. Yeah, but I don't know. I guess maybe once we finish
questing, we can look at that getting the documents.
Do you have 500 documents? 500? Yeah. Yeah.
down
no down to clown dude no
Because that's a thousand documents from all to us my trip and fall ins in my credit card might
All my credit card info might get typed into the fucking screen and yeah, I'm gonna process
It's definitely definitely cash. Well, yeah, of course. I mean, let's hope you
haven't been like that. I don't know. There's no one like that. There's no
shit. They read about that. Like if it had better shit, like maybe, but it
doesn't have great. The only thing is just a gun. Like I want to get.
Well, yeah, but I guess technically you can unlock the other one
Of its spot, oh if the Docs won't we could both grab it. Okay, and I'm missing little five gifted
You're gonna power
All the black division crates of perma unlocks for black division gear
Maybe I'll start grinding it and see like if it actually takes like that that long
I mean, it's definitely cool.
I'll just, I'll say, I don't know, I mean, if the season's six months, like getting
it over the course of six months might not be, that'll be horrible.
I don't know.
So, we're going to suffer.
Yeah.
I was looking, I just want to see, like, start farming and see how unreasonable
or reasonable it actually is, right?
Mean yeah, I mean I think the kind of the sponsor pretty common
That's what it gives me can we need those
Me those fellas oh
The goons
That is them
Fastly no my lips
I
We didn't nerf the dog was on PvE
I think they might nerf to the PvP too. Oh my god
Yeah, I can't get 500 dogmas too fast
No, I just like I
They just are really bad at monetizing like I'm sure they make fuck tons of money
But there's just better ways to monetize shit. Like I don't know why they
It must be like this Russian mentality, you honestly know it for sure like I just don't know why
Like there's there's much better ways to monetize the game that people will totally be okay with
I'm like a battle pass should be like a great thing for the game
And then you make it like really fucking annoying to do and like I thought it'd be like
I mean, I think you get like new like documents for doing quests or like yeah, or like doing like the event or something like
I don't know I just in general. Yeah, but I feel like you should passly get it like buy a ball
I like not like a looting playing
You should be it should be both. If you if there's a daily limit there should be both
Those little about us isn't even that good like
There's not anything really that cool on it. That's why I don't want to swim because it's like yeah, like a couple cool things
There's not like gunskins or something. There's not like there's a one
I don't know where's the fucking gun skins?
There's like one clothing set and like a melee weapon and maybe a voice pack.
Where the fuck is the gun skins though?
I don't know.
Where's the...
There's a scab I think.
Yeah, I really don't know, uh, that's a lighter scab.
Fuck Marty, this is shit.
There's the bird, man.
Maybe if anything, we're getting plates.
Yeah, we'll split these plates.
The side plates count as well or no?
I don't know.
That's a crazy scab loadout.
Don't they there's just scabs up here, so I don't think Marty's dead or birds dead
Wait this guy's a GL. I just realized we need these nades. Oh, yes. Wait you use the fucking grenade launcher
Where that's on light house, though, no
Oh the side plates count the side plates count
to see a side plates
these guys so many needs
well you should take some
we'll just do it together it's a shared crust
yeah but
Well, you can just bring me to some point. Let's find the bird man.
Oh, is it that player here? Fuck.
Yeah, I'm over right here, yeah.
He died.
Why?
There's a bird, man.
He might be dead.
Are you going to be AFK?
Yeah, he's dead and he's up here.
Motherfucker
That sucks as all being one raid. Yep
This does that's gonna be actual
Yeah, it might be
Holy fuck
The
changes the G1
raid yet.
Oh GPTWS is like real we'll come back you'll grab
these there when you go to radio.
We have to go to water plant, not a pumping plant.
of
the
I think of it a five gifted subs out of right thing a little sub
might thank you for the prime
I don't just drop it down there.
I'm trying to be between these little crevices.
Crevice.
The crevice.
So where do we need PMC kills at this gun?
Yeah.
It's not too bad honestly.
No, it's just...
I don't exactly want to use this gun.
Smitty?
It's got a booty cheeks.
I think it is gave 5.5 more like recoil.
Oh, like the ammo.
This says...
Ural Truck.
Ural Truck.
The Ural Truck.
Fuck is a Ural Truck.
ye old truck
ye old
oh there's a guy down here
what is that?
that's weird
looks like a ye old truck
I mean this is a truck right here. Backside.
Yo!
Oi oi!
Yo taboo, thank you for 8 months!
You good?
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I'm a heavy heavy boy.
What's up, buddy?
Uh huh.
Order some food.
I'm gonna get some
and thank you for the five gifted subs
smugglers camp
thank you Ryan
Yeah, it's really far.
So far.
I've got these side plates count to the quest.
I think I have six now if I turn these in.
Which means that if we kill the goons one more time, we get them.
What do you mean, ask me on the right?
No, no, no, I'm saying the plates.
Oh, the plates.
But those
They got a few my stash I mean
I turned one in
crazy
Barber shake with a fire good did run thing with a sub luck thing with a fire give it off. No, they were the fire get it
Thank you guys
Do you have money? Yeah, it's a car in the car.
Can't bounce a bullet.
You know, the tracers, the tracers bounce off of shit.
It's kind of funny.
I feel like they're doing it more than they used to.
Just bounce off the scav heads.
of
this
and
Where do I put it?
Oh, here.
Mm-mm.
Bloodsleef.
Long SpongeBob Bloodsleef.
I'm in the fuck out of here, dude.
I'm leaving.
Mr. Krabs is coming.
I know, he's trying to get our fucking money.
Too bad I fucked up his perfect dollar.
His first dollar.
Oh, I thought you said you fucked his daughter.
That too.
The whale.
Red, thank you for the fucking...
I still don't know. He does not have enough shme for that.
So, you fucking his whale wife?
Yeah, there's no way Mr Krabs...
not packing. No, he's not. No, he does not have enough
should be. I don't know how that went down. There's there's
some time for going on.
The motherfucker was his whole body went inside for sure.
I can confirm Mr. Krabs is packing.
Yeah, Mr. Krabs does not have that money. What are you talking about?
Actually, you think mr. Krabs was like he was getting that money for real
Probably right well, I think the Krusty Krab was pulling on oh, I need money
Was there an episode that like
Yeah
He has money all under his bed or something
Maybe well, we only had a million dollar, but that was also like, you know before before the inflation
So he made a milli
He made a milli pre-tax
Yeah before inflation and like
Like, well, when did that episode air?
When did SpongeBob millionth dollar episode air?
2002, so $1 million adjusted for inflation, 2002.
1.856 million, so Mr. Krabs almost had 2 million.
and today's money back then
oh, Krusty Krab was damn, Krusty Krab, okay!
yeah, Krusty Krab was flopping, what do you mean?
damn, all right, all right, selling them patties
damn
baby, it's SpongeBob on fucking minimum wage
living burgers at the Krusty Krab
yeah, he was also fucking making
damn, bro
he put ice as probably like $2 on the menu, the motherfucker was locked in
wait, he had ice for $2 on the menu?
yeah
damn, must have sold a lot of ice
Yeah, you did.
Damn.
Well, so if you had to hear that much back then,
he's got to have a lot now.
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs is a baller.
Mr. Krabs actually balled out.
What the hell is calling me right now?
Wait, this gun fucking gets annihilated on durability.
What the fuck?
I know.
Exactly, I don't know.
The fuck?
Oh, I'm getting caught by fence.
The same.
Oh, I never put any Black Division plate carriers.
Oh, I have enough.
What next quest wait wait you have all the plates
Oh, oh, oh, oh wait over the breach
Yeah, oh
They're gonna plates out of them
Oh, I have a bunch of little fight plates. Oh, I don't have enough. I don't have three
Oh, I have a so many I have so many Tony have so many I'll have three
I didn't get a task after this oh wait I gotta hold on this is a helmet that I could use for the
the one quest. Yeah, I got a tan you latch to the tan you latch on it counted. Oh, I got
I got five plates for my twitch drops. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
I didn't get the next quest.
Well, I need Black Division things, rigs.
Yeah, I'm just saying there's nothing up to that.
At least is it time-gated?
I don't know.
He'd probably.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
It would make sense that they would do that.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
What would you do?
I mean, there's seasonal rewards for doing these task lines.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm going to go to the Battle Pass and go to the Seasonal Rewards.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm saying that it's time to get in.
Let me try to set up my game, because we did these tasks and I'm pretty sure we should get some of these.
the
Thank you.
some AP ammo
I have like 50 people calling me right now
my cellular gobo thank you for the five gifted subs
thank you gobo
Mm, mm
All right, well, what do you want to do?
Since you need the
There we did
We knock out more quests
Go back to labs
Walk the labs
the end out
Finish up that other quest
Yeah,
with the respirator
yeah, yeah.
I'm done.
Just do it
I'll be
fuck to do so i've been guns am i using this dog shit yeah i think it's us i ain't using that
johnson i say i'ma use well so i try three o eight some m80s
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
pretty fucking cute pretty cool pretty cool yeah like kind of like super cute
It's a new request anonymous. Thank you for the five gifts and ask for it. Oh, let me talk to these traders big
Thank you. So I go when they were five get it and 16. They were the gifted and bevel and say to the five get it
Thank you guys
Beisha, no, beisha, no, beisha, no, be brah-brah-brah
Beisha, no, beisha, no, be brah-brah
What the hell are you?
Okay, well, Fench just calls me just to fucking say, what's up?
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what happened.
What the fuck, dude?
I was like, what does he want there?
He just goes, he's like, you're the one that called me.
Why are you being mad at me?
he's what I call me he's mad at me
how'd you get this number yeah like how'd you get this number why are you
calling me get in my lobby get in my goddamn lobby
tell me oh should you do that to me I kicked the other group oh I need a
respirator she got the rest
come alive. I gotta be alive. I'm livin it up. I'm livin it. I could kill a BLT right
now, dude. That'd be nice.
Did I got like I just spakled a faggot a rat thing with a prom snowman thing with 39 months
Juicy tomato you're gonna like that the right tomato the right amount of juices
That bacon lettuce mayo
I
You're doing oh
Yeah, well I got adult chicken nuggets on the way
And then I'm probably gonna grab another monster. I'm a slam a 20 piece
And wash it down on the monster
Another to my man, dude, you're shutting out this fucking
I'm not chatting out
Guys I go for the next two weeks he's Balkan
I mean, he's Balkan.
I can't believe there's time gates on this quest.
I hope it's not too long.
I hope it's like an hour or two or like three.
You know what I mean?
I hope it's not like a whole day.
So in order to know that,
I would have said we should have done this.
Ah!
it.
Bit.
Is a good time.
Some inverted exclamation mark inverted exclamation mark inverted.
It honestly has been.
Rush and then some neck they would have given some
Has been good has been good
All right, all righty, I need the two BD rigs
I hate this new animation, I don't know why they did this.
And by the way, the parking lights are always on now.
Yeah, same thing with server, yep.
They removed that whole functionality.
I need a horse. Yeah, I need two horses in a lion in a cock
Two horses lying in a cock. I need another egg too another horse and egg
I'm egging my horse on my leg. Can't stop egging my shit
I
Can be on
Let's go on to
So like you just know people are just sitting in a corner literally just sitting just sitting
I hate it. I hate it.
You clear everything.
Yeah, you gotta play like a seal, dude.
Yeah. Well, I am a seal.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuzzy Cosberry.
Hmm.
I
See looks like you're the prime
You can't fucking see hello. What the fuck did they do? Look at this? I know I know I am darkness
I am oh look. There's a whole a glass like filter here. What the hell
They fuck that shit up
I am darkness. I was born in the darkness
This is me
I've become
New vase
I'll take another one, but I heard the safe here. Okay, anything about four get the tubs and that hanger maybe as well with a fog in the tubs
Yeah, I don't know a hanger I think
Oh my what the fuck
I can see your helmet. You didn't have a helmet. No
No, literally take it put your helmet in your bag. I
Can literally only see your gun unless I scope in
That's ridiculous. No, you're actually invisible
Yeah, they cook labs
I've been kicked sooo by the darkness
the dark-darkness
the darkness, you evil black-y black
magic motherfucker, evil
I'm about to cast my fireball
you gotta watch the eddy murphy skin, dude
the brother darkness
Charlie Murphy, not eddy murphy, Charlie Murphy
Shadow is the old Dave Chappelle thing.
Cocaine's a hell of a job.
That's OG shit.
Yeah, it is.
Fuck your couch by the darkness.
I'm playing fucking prop on it.
Playing goddamn prop on our labs, looking for fellas.
OK, I'm going to hit.
Oh, we're going to get men.
We're going to get men.
No, there's going to.
I was about to.
I think I killed this guy, pretty sure I killed this guy mid, outside of managers, he's running up the steps.
There's plank division under parking.
Here, more metal?
Coming to you, where you at?
Freezer, yeah.
I don't know if I killed the guy, he's by the, okay, there's a guy like server, and I think I killed the other guy, by front managers.
Okay.
Next side, freezer?
Oh, maybe not, I don't know.
Maybe I didn't kill him.
He's freezing, yeah.
He might have gone, yeah, I'm freezing, he might have gone prone.
Yeah, you didn't kill him, he's running.
I didn't kill him?
No, he's running.
Okay.
Yeah, Black Division's, um, Torus parking.
Like where Torus parking?
I got her like first floor
Oh
My cock
Cock
Beautiful
I don't see any of them.
Oh, I think I'm parking stairs. I got it maybe
Yep, yep parking stairs
Watch out for these other guys. They're gonna be looking down here now probably
So you said that I
Can't see shit. Oh, he's top their top managers. It's like a three-man. Okay
They're doing there's one of them just jumped off like a fucking sigma
I'm running the boiler run the boiler there's one by yellow and there's one in the parking
connector like I shot him in the fucking head in the 80 come on the record come on yeah
I'm going here I'm going all the way around there I'm going all the way around there we
I'm gonna bait him with elevator, I'm baiting him with elevator.
Did I hit him in the head too?
Are you down here? Are you down here?
A big group of guys.
Hello.
Yeah, I might have killed that.
I could have told him I couldn't tell.
I could have scoped him.
He's so dark on this map.
Yeah, he ate a fucking BT, dude.
Yeah, if I were on these maps, I'd use it maybe.
Yeah, probably.
But the NLs are so good.
It really doesn't feel too bad, honestly.
I want those BD rigs, bro.
Yeah, we'll get him.
I was saying I was fucked up that you like actually barely they didn't even hit me, but I was in a bad spot.
I was just in a bad spot.
I say we move towards.
Sam, thank you for the fire. Get a stove, reverie, sing for the sun.
Get you in again.
Yeah.
For the rotation.
Let's be quiet, be quiet.
Maybe we'll get a flank on them. They might be locked in.
I don't know. I just want to get...
I'll go freezer.
I'm gonna walk it out like I would do a walk.
So, I'm gonna go walk and see if I can get these guys mid.
I think they're like a front and dark office, yeah?
Yeah.
That's what it seems like.
Yeah.
Oh, they're running.
Yeah.
managers are ran down
you're not going to run down
might have killed one i can't tell my vision was blurry my pancreas were off
he's a dark office from the dark was the illigrate
Yeah, the shots look good.
They look good, but I saw muzzle flash after you shot.
Yeah, maybe I need to make these.
I'm going to go inside server.
I look down towards
Razgazer's maids.
Should go with you.
I say we like if you can
we go up towards like
I'm gonna go to the server from the hangar, that's where I went to, I'm going on a green
staircase.
was locked in. Fortunately, there was in a squad. Yeah, they're they're a big team.
They're going to be inside green.
I'm inside green. Close the door.
They're like a gig of big squad. Things about backpacks in.
Think that is a dead guy might have killed one
I'm running in green and come up the stairs, babe
Check the back hall. Just
Oh shit. Wait a second. Wait a shot under a dark office. Those are barrels
I
Would you see this guy the dead guy? Yeah, I'm gonna do
top yellow gray
See him and so the things a dead guy. That's a dead guy. Yeah
Okay, I say we go
Might be clear. I think you they are
You're my parking connector
They were like pushed through the park.
Yes, we go up towards the behind them, just to sneak up behind them.
Look behind them.
Four, where the fuck was that?
That's not behind us.
Was that behind us?
That was in front of us?
Yeah.
I was like, audio is quick, this map is fucking hard.
Yeah, that's fried.
That was like way behind me.
Really?
with his user fucking I hear what's up
okay well they're parking let's go like top you'll agree
yeah we might be able to catch one in this connector
oh two left two left yeah yeah he's under he's under
okay all right i'm gonna throw an eight into the connector here
just roll that shit down the hall i'm six seven
I
Was open
Parking stairs maybe in yellow too, maybe yeah, we sparking says I could I'm gonna roll in a roll in it. I'm the roll in eight
I'm rolling in oh
That is a bouncy
He's under he's under he's under parking at the
You got him you got him you got him nice
Was there not I don't know I don't know
Don't know me I'm in yellow
Here guy here guy are you under are you under under me under me under me?
The parking site is under me.
That's not you? Where are you?
Who's by me?
Not me, not me.
There's a guy under me.
Parking. Right?
Yellow, yellow, yellow.
He's on connector.
Connector. Park connector.
Where's my friend?
Just gonna be there.
He's so fucked up. I think he actually might have died. He's in the bathroom over here. No he died
Yeah, he's done
Well that got stressful. I didn't know where who the fuck were you and the other guy shot at me
And I thought it was you and then I
It's okay, it's okay
Well there was a guy fuck it yeah, there was a guy yellow
That's that's
All right, we got him. I fucking stick this guy trying to run the bathroom. It's body flopped into the door
Hello
On the horsey
It's a good shit. They're gonna really stressful. We'll get shit and play that very well
Oh, yeah, I'm going yeah, I'm at dark right now
I
Bro this is bro. I'm looking at the abyss
No, no, you got to come to this bathroom, bro, dude it is a fucking black hole
We got an anomalous activity in Russia. This is a black hole, bro. Let me check this out
Hold up
Oh, hell yeah horsey
I need one more egg
Bro, this is crazy
I
Got one of the cool age case
This guy fucking tanks though shoot
And I
Yeah, I threw it M6 7 and it fucking bounced and like hit the ceiling when I threw it at the ground
It's insane
Like check all these black with his pockets. These guys like
These guys are actually juiced. Oh, yeah
I don't look full of green yet. We have
I said I think the guy with the tracks
The sub anonymous thank you for the fog of this works the tea tea
T800 for the...
The VULAR.
It works.
The T800 for the VULAR.
What's the T800, though?
It's the silly looking one that has like a pyramid on that.
I don't know how to show you.
We got six beer.
Nice.
We're gonna...
No, I didn't need a roller.
You need the plane?
The KC-130?
Yeah, but I don't know where the fuck this thing was that you shot at me
It's probably top three maybe
I'm a Luke cat you can take all the luck
Yeah, I need the rigs. I'm gonna get on ammo honestly, so you can take all the ammo
Okay
I
Needle I killed it did you put the guy the tracks you that uh, no
Dark okay. Let's check that guy. I don't all green yet. Oh the guy on the rock
And the rock I looted no the guy to the left
of
the
house of
the
The one the one by under the car causes bro, it's it's insane. He's probably a fucking abyss. It's insane
Yeah, you have no idea
J rod thank you for 47 months. Yeah, I mean I already tell like a lot
So dark in this bitch
there.
Why are they wearing like tier four plates, so I feel like they're eating.
I think it's because it's 545.
I made it kind of fried.
Yeah.
AK3 away.
Doom, thank you for the fog of the subs.
Doom.
I hear them.
Yeah, I hear them. They're, um, think they're like connoisseurs who have been testing.
It's sweet. Where are you?
Um, parking stairs.
There might be a guy back hall. Or at Black.
What?
Yeah.
Or it could be Black Division.
I
Wait do we have parking button?
No, but you can hit it wait when I get closer
Fuck any water
This guy under parking or you leave them
I got an MDR, the surprise XA1, he's got Trooper, I'm going crazy on him, I already, I, I, I,
that guy already took a set set, cool guy, thank you for the five gifted, I'm at towards
you, towards, uh, Dark Office, okay,
Big first.
It's me.
Yeah, there's another. Maybe.
We got a hard area.
Does this still have to hit the button?
Let's see them.
I think they're like outside server or in server.
You want to head towards the head towards the headshot.
Hit the button maybe.
uh i'm not getting it where you're parking i'm at server right now they're up top that's
not a glean i think okay no where they're under yeah they're under they're under they're in janitors
some janitors I walked towards mid then
where you're a man yeah we're gonna go oh I was I was I had all my shit by
parking okay let's go parking yeah I'm hurrying up right now no I throw my bags
by there we'll take take med then if you need to I'm already on my way to
parking okay
Oh god.
How can I fake it?
Uhh...
SJ12?
I've been walking out.
I'm like...
I'm in it. I'm good.
Walking about soon.
Oh my god!
Where's this gun in my asshole?
Huh?
I just went under dark office and take my entire mag and then it's fucked off
All right, I'm out. It's 10 seconds to fucking construct get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here
Hey, it's just in time
Hey, get out of here. Get out of here. Close. Get out of here.
We milked that one. We milked it.
No, we had to because we need those kills. We got four extra kills at the end there.
I could have got five.
I
Thought you got the last one
You know the last one
Dude, I had 1200 on the damage
They didn't take a little 500 videos even working. It's the resetting tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. Eastern
Thanks for content my guy. That's why
I
Always got a new our new quest. Oh my goodness
Well, it looks like we have to go back and pick up all that stuff we just left that stuff
For core breach
I
Talk about I just got the question to do it
Anyone the time gate what are to pick up?
Would they go pick up the cameras? We just put down
Sorry, we have to go back and pick up the cameras that we just placed yep
What yep?
Yeah, what the fuck kind of quest is that?
Yeah. All those spots we have to go back. Yeah. What? Yeah. Who the hell designed that?
Oh, do I just turn on this all to just take the L? No. No. I should use the Elton. Yeah.
Yeah. No, I don't take the fucking L. What? Okay. You can get like, I just got a fast
SMT of a black division that I'm on the counter. You want to go back to labs?
I
Don't care if you want to
Yeah, what's the court breach quest who has it here?
Mm-hmm, I got the rigs I
Didn't get the other one. I think at the next one. Maybe you have to like oh, yeah, you're time-gated
Okay, then it's like a 30 minute or so time gate. So just go back to lives.
Yeah, just finished up the glue car helmet.
Wait, can you craft the glue or helmets? I don't think you know, but I have fast empty on the black division counted.
It's just anything that can any tier four helmet that can spawn on those guys counts.
does counts. Well, there is a one there is one that didn't count. It was the 10. What's
it called? That's a small number.
What? Yeah, the 10. Striker, Helmer, Striker, whatever the 10. Okay, whatever it's called.
The one you put the face mask on.
And in cuts. I don't know what it's called. Exville. Yeah.
I
didn't have a face shield on it
no
I don't know
needs a spear
I can wear earbuds, respirator and the ulti
oh wait I can use the face mask with the ulti
Fuck. Fuck.
Did we both have to wear that respirator? Can't you just wear it?
Then your kills won't count.
Yeah, that's true. Fuck that.
How close are we to finish with that?
Can you wear it? Well, you can only do it with a wrist.
Oh, it's only four?
Yeah.
You got me?
S.
You got me?
Oh, I see.
Oh, yeah, we're all done.
Unless you're a 25 round Lancer mag,
So they're only 4k.
I just, dude, I need to make space.
I don't know how to make space.
I need a plate case.
I need...
Fuck.
How do I make space, dude?
Do you not buy a plate case?
I don't think so.
I think we need to do a questline.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I need plate cases, too.
I mean, ammo cases help, so just buy them.
and
some
Uh, maybe the M4 SDK, there's 70 grand.
All right.
Good.
those either money that money that
okay
drink food and drink the drink is the main thing because we have the extra
energy the hydration you just really need to use it
how to use
I used a lot of stinnies
the
The audio is just so it's ass. It's it's it's dude. It's fucking I can I can I can only imagine how bad it is now
That's I'm press company. It's so bad
I'm going to have a bunch too. I think we're good on a lot. I think we're good on a lot.
That's some more 45 rip ammo can't buy more m80s and shit. I say rip on this
Maybe go hard. Just depends. Probably
All right, let's get it
Be keys get it PPM on my fucking slap to
Yeah, actually six anybody more just do my sp6 sp6 sp6. Yeah. All right six
I'm spp. Yeah. I got it all
Just buying okay about PPM on to
When I grab my food
The clienter think of it a five gift did
Client battles thing with ten months. All right, don't start it. Yeah, I'm gonna grab food. Hold on give me like two minutes. Yeah, everybody
How many hours did we waste to wait for Tony to finish GigRabbitz for the dude?
I'm like a billion, I think.
It's motherfuckers, pens, haptes, shrieks, AFK.
Thank you.
you
I'm back.
All right.
Back.
All right.
Say those.
Got the monster.
It's fucking wind dude.
Got the nuggets.
Let's see how the spear does.
Dalligan they were the five gifted subs
Thank you, sir
What PVP
Oh, yeah
Clod to a rarian they were the five of the subs
Well, they were all doing decontamination dell respirators on
But you get a thick case for not killing Sandy. That's interesting.
Which like I kind of want that.
Kind of want that.
Pick items please.
What do you need for it?
Another three BTG.
More stems.
that one it was
seems to be up here
oh and I'm dead nice dude
nice I look like I don't know if this guy is real bro
cause I literally just looked
nice as I look away he beats
oh my god someone turned off the lights
wait how'd they do that already
dude it's underground
I
Just look away that's crazy. Where'd you die?
Right over here
is an all-time he is not that he's the milkhead
absolutely fucking see him dude I couldn't even see him how do you
even get there. I don't know.
I'll get you right. What? Yeah, I hear footsteps.
Well, if I could just grab your shit and leave.
It's so fucking dark in here with the lights off.
I
The fuck did he one time you
All the doble lobe season
Because the BCP yeah
As soon as I looked away
He pees like literally the exact moment like
Oh
There's a guy my god that scared the shit out of me there
Yep, did that scare the absolute fucking piss out of me? Yep
Yeah, he did there
Shit when the fuck
I'm the fuck you did there
Yeah, not very much. What do you turn off the power?
Like kind of your red he had 993
I'm not from BCP.
What under red you do it?
It's like that little server rooms under red I think.
Oh, that's where it is?
I would have kind of maybe anticipated someone being there then.
I did not.
Oh, I would have kind of maybe anticipated someone being there then I
Did not
Did not know that well, I'm gonna bring night vision I guess
We gotta use goddamn fucking flashlight
True well there was the Alton
Yeah, that's a long I wouldn't brought it to lab. I don't think labs is the place to bring it
I mean, if someone's gonna have
good ammo to kill you, it's gonna be on this mount.
I said, Lord, thank you for the five gifted.
You know, like they're way less likely to have that kind of ammo on another mount.
10 HK
And it's suck. Oh, we're not gonna use a scope on it
You make it a little bit better
You need four respirator kills
Water, now back to the NL.
I was actually have a bunch of 5-5-8-1 and stuff because of red.
Yeah, from the black division you get a ton of it.
Yeah.
I'm just going to use BP's and then BT's, spare.
I'm good.
Okay straight cash thanks for the gifted said thanks for the five gifted
look you guys
Mp7 away
Under protection
No night vision nah honestly flashlights the shit
I want the flashlight.
I want the flashlight.
Wait, I'm begging for the five gifted.
Okay, you don't even need to bring a backpack.
Hmm?
See, he's getting them on flag division.
Bro?
Yeah.
Last because there's so much
cheaper on the play what?
Yeah.
I
Why he's got school I know dude I cook
No 20 inch barrel
Yeah, I do any barrel well, I wonder that's like a 16 inch barrel, which is new
I don't know how much better it is or worse than 20.
A huge large, like about a five-gifted.
Recall that.
Besides maybe like the grip or something.
Looks cool. That handguard might be better too.
Looks cool as fuck.
I
Buck bumble nope
What's a buck bumble
All right
I
See I lose weight when I stream like this
So I don't people playing this now I lose weight
All right rest for a horse cock
of the cards. You had it. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna be on a horsey. Oh, egg. Oh, buckling.
Wait, no, no, I need that. I need that horse. I need that. Go get this egg. Get the egg.
That's the egg. That's the egg. Oh, egg.
on the ground, on the ground again dude. My last egg. I'm egging my shit. Egging my
shit. I can't stop egging. I'm egging my, I'm egging my shit. I'm egging my shit.
There's a guy laying prone
I'm egging my shit, you know a lot of these scope
Another lot of scope and I'm just looking for stems
With some documents OBD to
The morphine.
The little stem.
Right.
Who got one?
I'm really glad they fixed the lighting in blue, though, otherwise, I will most definitely
scram your eggs.
It takes time and talent to become an accommodating size.
I'm under.
Thank you, Green.
All the Muslims.
Where?
I think 1-1 towards Tom Green.
I'll be Black Division.
I'm in the state council.
I'm down here.
You have my head set to G.
I'll be black division. I'm in the state. I'm down here yet. My head sector G
Yeah, it's black division. I think we need to kill them.
One of our four kills. Yeah, I'll be, there's players, there's players.
I guess they were there.
Are they in the hall?
Like can I peek and shoot them?
There's a few of them.
I'm just kind of like baiting for you.
Where's the power button?
You're gonna turn it off.
Okay, I'm peeking.
I don't see any.
There's other rooms I think.
No.
I'm not turning off the power but one of them might
Definitely in there without right now or close to me out you're running bed
Look what the mall? You should be able to see him. No
Okay, they're both in the room
They're like kind of close to me
Yeah
They didn't creep up. I might just go fucking prone right here and watch
I'm just prone that's our two
Yeah, I'm just prone if they come out of there I should kill them
Just run away just like run away
It's kind of what I'm just trying to do.
I just killed a different guy, a different guy.
Different guy.
Someone was creeping on him, he came in the fucking hallway.
Should I move back in the head?
Okay.
Yeah, but he's got mid, run around.
Someone like, someone's thread sneaking up to see what was going on.
He's kind of running in mid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think I killed his teammate
This is you second floor
Yeah
Well, I say
I'll just say fuck them
They're gonna be sitting at the entire rate.
There's gonna be another guy. All right, fine.
I can't do that.
Yeah, I know. I killed his boyfriend right in front of us.
Yeah, I see him. He ran towards him.
Okay.
Why are they pushing from this way?
These guys are like terrifying.
Did they get right here?
Yeah, I killed this guy.
Oh, this guy might have been with these guys actually.
I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
There's one of the itchies there, yeah.
Yeah.
That's our 2M guy, I think he's still in there.
Well, there could be another, I think there's three maybe.
I'm gonna try to push from this side we're gonna double angles
I just be the one the sun's clear
pushing up nice okay the other one but the other one was in this fucking room
I
That's so weird this guy was so far like back what the fuck
Yeah, I thought they were they were I swear they were both of them. I thought too
I
Don't look it's kind of like
Because like I'm just that's not the only thing I've ever been dying to just had eyes
And you run in
We shouldn't be like two more kills
Yeah, you should go hangar
I'm gonna have to clean it.
Fucking OBD2.
of
of
of
of
the
about some of the poor
Thank you for the five good subs anonymous. Thank you for the five good subs my not sure. Thank you for the prime
Yeah, I thought it was a 3TBG, but it wasn't, I don't know if I found it.
Straight one.
Bazalmaline.
I want to...
Can't find these fucking stems.
Alright, nothing.
Hey!
But do shit, I know I was fucking looking for samples
I love her samples
Samples
I
Think the guy I killed it was with the other guy that we just killed number
Get my egg out dude
What an egg you're shit. It's my last egg
Tony there's some things with the mix sacrifice
must risk the egg Tony. Don't
risk my eggs. Supposed to protect your eggs. No, you're not. You need to freeze them. That's how you freeze them. What about the freezer?
Well, I can't freeze them. I know some people that could. I like the vision.
I think they're up top.
That's a player.
Nice.
You swear that sounded like a black division, though?
Oh, he's dead as shit. No, me
Well, that might have been the guy that we heard run
He has a Q is a QBZ
He's a fucking battle pass gamer, bro. No, he's on a raid on a raid. Oh on a BD
Whoa, he got the China gun.
China.
China.
He's got the China gun.
You're jealous of shit right now?
Kind of.
You're jealous as shit.
I'm pretty jealous of the China gun, yeah?
I'm jealous of the China gun.
You're right.
Hey.
Oh, they hate us because they hate us.
they hate us because they hate us they're anus
dude wait wait wait you need this fast empty i'm gonna free a glove
don't let me go
should i shoot it
wait i don't shoot a mine out
wait
let me fuck it all right shoot it
shoot that shit
Sounds cool
This guy
I'm not sure. China gun.
Oh, that gun sounds crisp. Sounds nice. Sounds pretty nice. Yeah.
some chicken some chicken all right well I guess I mean we finished the squad
I need one more kill, I need one more kill, one more more.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, bro.
This gun is, oh, it sounds so nice, too.
Oh, my God.
It's China.
How do I check the chamber?
How do we do the chamber?
Like, alt T or some shit?
Oh.
Ooh.
I'll kill a BD with the China gun.
I hear shit outside.
Let's say yeah, it's got a B.
Oh my goodness.
Is he under?
is he under?
maybe
it's so fucking delighted on this map it's so weird
dude this guy is fire
he didn't die though
dude this guy is
where'd he go?
another one
yeah
it's coming up
one more
one more
another one
yeah here
get him
dude
oh oh
I'm fucking crazy
this shit
Sounds crispy feels crispy
Sound crispy feel crispy. It is crispy
All right, let's get the fuck out of you. Yeah, I'm a wood up
Where you lose the bd's let's go around on shit, right?
They got all 5581 jobs.
Well, you're right.
You're right.
Well, yeah, they got all 5581.
Are you right?
They got the dog tags and shit, too.
Like, we're using for the bottles, you know.
Right, you're smart, you're loyal, you're precious, you're precious, you're precious.
is that dvc no it's not dvc 12 right that's some other shit what is oh that's
the good shit that's that a bi meta Emma right there that guns actually like
That man had an ABI.
You ready?
Yeah, China got new.
Uh, let's just hit med block.
Oh, he's an anger.
Oh, it's shitless spawn, man.
Hey, do you want it?
Do you want to do it?
No, fuck it.
I don't mind doing something.
No, my god.
I'm gonna get you done.
Yeah.
Didn't you dust thank you with a five gifted?
Thank you, Dust.
I
Are you like not so obese I didn't really take much I have like a couple rounds of bullets, but
I'm really hitting black though.
Are you still made of three BTJ?
Yeah.
I can't drive my bag. Can you hit the button?
Yeah, I got it.
I can't drive my bag.
I got it.
Rick, thank you for the five gifted hog. Thank you for the problem.
I'll be there in eight months.
Not unless thank you for the five gifted.
I want to play.
I want you. I want to play.
I want to play.
I
Think I got a fucking dog stays on me. Yeah, do you not have one? I'm gonna have one but not on me
Roy
What?
Do I they were just above me from the audio? I just got like behind me and server your piece of shit
die scab you motherfuckers just do it
I don't see why this is so bad
haha die bitch die
come on bad
I got a cool gun
you got a what
and
not only
to use it
to 19 and 10,
I of the lamb
The beady doggies in the circle you get loads of docks back for BP. It's like five right people saying like five fucking
Five beady tags in the circle
We're gonna have my circle made
But we know I have a circle by default
talk thanks for the five gifted and do I want to do that I what do you do it be
D no three old double scopes two laddies a bunch of meds and and 3d5
each supply wait I need oh my god I need more a lot of Excel jeez Christ
of the
the
the
the
the
the
Well, yeah, they're pretty cheap.
Pretty cheap.
That's...
...what, 1.5 mil?
I don't even know how to do math.
Alright, by the way, they're not rich enough.
Things like that yet.
Then yeah, it seems good
What 360 rounds for it?
Come on save this guy because we're these ak 12
Are we about to go run around all these maps to pick up our cameras probably?
Think so
Alrighty
I think I just got a ragman for boom antique enthusiasts. I need another teapot. Oh you
We need three vases, two parrots, two ravens, five skull rings.
They definitely increased that.
Yeah, they did.
This they did.
All right.
Well, I have all max traders.
Yippee!
Congrats.
Oh.
That's fire.
All max traders.
Just like that.
You get a ragman well, I mean I've already had them. I don't I don't think I really get much a ragman to be honest
Like I don't know because he doesn't care by armor so
Honestly bro, I'm gonna buy nine packs that made a one for these be keys
Maybe
Maximum traitors
Wait BD laptop and a red BD key gives you all to know the face shield
What where?
ragman 4. Oh
My god, I have that laptop
That is no plates that is no plates that is no plates. I need that dude. Nothing is fucking armor plates. There's no armor plates
Yeah
Yeah
And a BDS SD and a red BD tag
Okay, no, no, that's a BD tag and the laptop the Ronin respirator is a red BD tag and a BDS SD
All right, and a slap plate is two BD keys and a green
PD
All right
Wait, yeah level four ragman doesn't give you shit
That's chill. That's chill me
like literally nothing you can get like a bunch of shit with no plates in it I
think it's for like the black yeah oh oh wait wait there's a level four you
had a level five plate there's level five plates for BDS SSDs and dog tugs
I
Lotta BD barters
Lotta BD
I'm making it annoying having to farm all out. I
Don't mind not so much armor being around now
know. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's like that. I like that. Like, it's a little bit
harder to get actually level four. No, actually, yeah, level four, you know, like find everything.
Can you buy a little four plates? You can buy a little four on the flay. I'm pretty
sure. Yeah, level four plates. You can buy on the flay. Five you can't. Okay, before
we do anything, we're doing, we're going streets first and then trend. No, we
motion transit we have to take all these cameras out that we just picked up
or put down yeah let me see if I can see if I have the quest I got it yet
okay I did yeah we have to go pick them all up motherfucker what quite who is the class of the
I need seven more.
Seven more PMC kills.
Great.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Great.
Thank you.
Dinkle Bar.
Bar gazelles are quick.
I got to turn this question on.
What I'm doing.
Been waiting to do this.
Like a disgusting animal.
What's wrong with me?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
I know, I know. I'm a disgusting disgrace.
I don't have enough space in my stash!
Oh, good.
I'm listening to some fucking evil-ass music right now, dude.
Fucking screaming in my earballs. I'm feeling dangerous.
Don't mess with me, Tony.
You good?
Raaah!
Head banging over here.
Um...
Wait, do we have a gr- oh wait, I have a grenade launcher, right?
I could put it on the AK-12 on the AK-12 we need like
right how many more do we need we need four more
I brought all my nades and I have a fucking great
What are you doing? What do you think all of them?
It's like six on me
Actually, no, wait, why don't I just bring I'm just gonna bring in a mini a mini GL
Okay one and three out
I'm gonna bring a mini AK
Okay, oh
the
Okay, I have at the lunch one ever gonna
Do what I look fucking cool I
Look fucking cool, dude
Is that actually looks like I'll be the jet. I actually looks like though
I like fucking sec. What do you need?
He's talking about you look like a god damn Michelin man.
A black.
Ooh!
It's been five months. Many wants to come.
You look like you make windows.
Backstab you.
Maybe I do soft toes.
Man's toes.
It's all yellow and crusty.
You ever think about that, that I might suck toes?
Oh, maybe you do, huh?
Oh, shit.
What's wrong with suckin' toes?
Dude, I'm not king shamin'.
I was like, not even at kink, it's 2026.
Bro, I mean, dude, I don't even consider kink nowadays, people are feaks, dude, it's
just kinky.
Feak shit is, that's just like normal now.
You think so?
You think it's gonna suck it on toes every single day?
I think that's just like normal behavior.
Years ago, maybe that was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sucking on toes.
Holy shit.
I think that's just nowadays.
Nowadays, like it's got advanced.
He's he's sucking on the toenail.
Yeah, we like to be able to cut the toenail.
You just suck it on.
You didn't ever if I get it.
Spinks, I get it.
Tomaxon, you know.
That's right
Back in the 90s here now even like the mass in the early 2000s like whoa whoa the mass and now I will just talk about
Wiccan buttholes
Like it's a fucking only only that's it. I'm talking about looking buttholes. There's a brushing of teeth
I guarantee you like 30% of the population is licking buttholes if not more if not
more if not more one in three chatters right now is a butthole eater
No, I was just gonna do that.
Is that the wrong with that, Braggus?
Is that the wrong with that?
There is no wrong with that, man.
Is that the wrong with that?
No.
Braggus, no, no!
I didn't kill him.
Oh, fuck, he's accurate.
You're not gonna hit him, dude.
I'm not, I'm getting him close.
It's not gonna work.
Yeah, man, it's gonna get stuck in it.
I guess I'm gonna fucking work.
I am one of the three.
No, you're just a...
Nice push me
I'll see yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna hit that
Say that shit with my face. Say that shit to my face. I'm not gonna hit that
Say that shit to that face
I'm a fucking sniper with this thing, bro
I'm a fucking sniper, I know.
What?
So you're telling me
Who's guy thing with a vibe good then?
They won't why is this?
You tell me you
I'm not confirming or denying whether I'd be
Eating the booty. I'm just saying it's not there's nothing there's nothing wrong with that
You're saying it's fine. No, it is fine. You just gotta watch off a pink guy. That's it
that's okay and what if you're like I don't know what we're doing the dirty deed and they
just start shitting on you like what do you mean we can make a new come video
the full natty version straight up worse you are a scuba mask when you go down on a thing
the source. Kill the guy.
What is Christ? What? Jesus Christ, this guy was feeling himself.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
I think I was having his ass eaten.
Yeah, I think I was.
Oh, he's got the battle pass, the bloody base.
Yeah, I think I think he had the country voice.
Yeah, I think it was a country voice.
I kind of want the country voice now.
Hey, boarders, window up.
I guess they boarded soon though, what?
We had no peepin' I don't want to leave it on me
Hotchow, thank you for the fine giftin'
I don't want to lose the GL
Yeah, but I'm just trying to like fuck shit up
I'm trying to fuck shit up
You know, I would have liked to finish the GL quest before I lose our only GL
What?
Tony, like we can't get another one
But we're so close
Did you guys hear this guy?
I, we need to-
Wait!
My pussy's hurt right now!
I'm gonna have to fix my face!
I want to shoot you to the face!
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's like the opposite of what you need to do.
Oh my god, you have like no audio out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need, you need to like...
Make like, make like a tree in my ass.
Make like a tree and...
What?
I'm gonna open the bank though.
They kill these motherfuckers from the bank.
I don't see him.
is that a
is that what
it's a scab right there I think they're standing on the gun
the top of his head he's on the grenade launcher
oh I hit him in the head and he just kinda just honestly good for him
he's got a hard skull
hmm
He's on the GL now.
Oh, uh...
I just see something in there.
Alright, Tony. You know what?
I see shit running in there.
You know what, Tony?
You can just watch me play, alright?
Alright, I'll go in there.
Oh, no. I'm going in there.
I'm on the GL Caban Garden.
Look, look, look, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Just wait.
Ah, he's staring at me, though.
It could work.
Make sure he's dead.
I think these guys are literally right next to me, by the way.
Got any screeds?
Close right.
Bob, thank you.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't die. Don't die.
I'm dead. There was a...
What are you doing? You're dead.
There was a guard hiding and I had a GLO and then I got insta-killed by Kebab.
I walked right past him. He wasn't fucking moving.
No!
Yeah, that was not a good idea.
I can inspectate. Oh, there we go.
Yeah
You're an aide made that fucking gun
And he died he's dead you died guide. Yeah
Yeah, you're dying.
Almost let me double check it.
I'm also positive.
Gus is in, yeah, he's in Gus's in the other building next to you.
There's a guard in the building next to you.
I already killed him.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
It's okay, Tony.
Got a bear back at you.
Hold on a minute a second.
So, um...
So, um...
Who's gonna tell him?
Who's gonna tell him?
I guarantee you when this man gets back, I guarantee you when this man gets back, he's
gonna say something like, you know, I don't know why we went in there.
I'm going to go back back.
He's going to be like, you know, I don't know why we went in there, dad.
Can we not do that?
My bag's in bank, I don't have anything in there, it's fine.
There's no GL round in here.
Yeah, they like never have it.
Oh hey.
Hey.
Where'd you die out here?
Oh, in the other corner.
You're right.
That's me.
Where was he hiding?
Like, behind that car, I think?
Or, like, I don't know, off to the left over there somewhere?
So I ran the corner and then go on, instant kill me.
That's just like a forge.
Yep, he made no sound.
Not one.
Alright, well, good news.
I got all your goodies.
Bad news.
I gotta go really far.
And I'm really happy.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
favorite pasta.
Linguine with clam sauce.
You fuck with clams?
Your mother's clam. BAM!
Uh, yeah, I love clams.
Really good, huh?
I feel like you're more of a muscle type guy.
Uh, muscles marinara's the same.
Why is it more like muscles and clams the same thing?
They're both like a shell.
are better clams are better clam sauce is even better
well like wouldn't that be like hello fishy isn't like you know no no it tastes good
what does it taste like never had clams that's it's not it's not fishy muscles are
in fish well I mean depends how you prepare it it's not really fishy though
Frags if the clam smells fishy don't want to eat it
Well, I mean like it's a little fishy clam. It's gonna. It's gonna smell like the ocean. It's not supposed to smell like the ocean
Cuz it's next to me
Stay far away from it. All right, you're gonna get a disease
You're gonna get a disease
I
Try
No muscles are more chewy
So that's supposed to chew the muscle
No, you're talking about oyster
Waste. Muscles you have to cook.
Waste is you can have raw. It's like the sea bugger.
That's a waste of. Waste is a good.
Although you can have cooked wastes too.
Is that scaven-vincible?
Yeah, no wonder you take up the whole fucking window.
I
Was so small
That's not gonna fill me up
That's not even like a snack
Is that it's not how big it is is how you use it Tony I
Don't know about
What do you what are you fucking size queen? I got triple tap my BT from
come on. Oh, yeah, BT. I didn't pick anything. I got one of your entire kid
because died. Nice. Yeah, if you didn't know this one, you died. I got instant
clapped by come on. Yeah, you died. Well, it's his fucking Gus or whoever was
is hiding in the fucking good boy corner.
Well, yeah, you're just making sure everything's OK over there.
You're just checking out the car.
Now he's going to put time out.
He wasn't using time out for sure.
All right, listen, you're not you're not dying again.
All right, by the way, I'm going to use this
Luxo security key.
I don't want to want to sell it
because they might have a line up there.
Like so security, Katie.
You have the big key, big Kona.
You know, I'm just not enough for you.
Oh, that one that would sell that shit.
Why is the corporal key so much money?
Probably because they're safe, so they just sold both of them I have.
Why would you do that?
Because they're 400k each
But you may need those you're any corporal key
Yeah, but like whatever you need it
That's what I would do
East 2 to 60 is 700,000
Yeah, the all those all shoreline. I'm going to salt take shirts. I'll take key and it's all your keys. We're not going to fucking shoreline.
Oh, damn.
down. But that back back to the pasta conversation. I don't even know what my
favorite. I think my favorite pasta is probably
the swirly ones. The iron gate key is 400 K as well. Yeah, you get it for a quest
though. Whatever.
the
the
the
the
the
Will you come over here?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Do do do do do do.
That's okay.
Canine.
Somebody could pass this.
Omeo, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you sir.
If the turn in the iron gate, you might have to.
You may have to.
Chef already is disgusting.
That's literally sugar pasta.
That's not even edible.
It's just like dog food.
I know.
Like, who, people that sleep with spaghettios or like, they're just eating sugar and tomatoes.
I don't even think it's real tomatoes.
Wow.
Probably not.
It's just sugar water.
Oh.
That's just for sure, sugar water.
Oh.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh.
The camels is 3D printed chicken.
The one guy.
I don't like 3D printed chicken.
Alright, here you go.
Oh, we spawned right here.
Oh shit, okay.
Ooh, I'm trying to take this out of my ass and whatever.
I'm going to get it.
Wow.
I'm going to get it.
I got everything.
I told you I got everything.
I wasn't fooling.
of these two G.L.s.
Thanks. Thank you for the five
gift and the bio toilet. Why are
my frames so bad? The bio
toilet. Oh yeah, the bio
toilet.
Gingy's toilet.
I realized.
watchin dudes taking shits yeah do you think that's like considered like a nasty
kink let's get these last two kills just go somewhere like a jail easily
So I could drop the same little foot fetish.
That's for sure the same level.
I mean, I think you are so fucked up nowadays.
People are doing crazy shit.
Literally.
Oh, yeah, literally.
Yeah, people are willingly taking the diarrhea lettuce to become a father.
That's crazy.
Talk about lettuce.
Yeah, then they'll be fucking coming off.
Oh, for me.
Like me, player.
I can't tell carefully.
I swear, you heard that too, right?
Oh, Mary got read her body on you.
you might be on this dumpster
I think it might have been you
Wow, Jake, thank you for the fuck if the subs
split pinewood
this extra done on me
an extra gun on me
oh someone just shot at me
hey you know there's no way
it fucking landed right next to me
yes
what do you mean yes
something just like flew right by me
by me at the wall
my trip in you might you didn't hear that
I did I heard it I heard it hit the fucking wall
I'm telling you I heard it hit the wall I'm telling you that
Togun has some crazy as per se I heard I fucking heard
dude I'm something hit the wall that happened nothing
happen. I'll be real, dude. Nothing happened. What are you looking at?
Yeah, we face.
Tony, I think maybe the 15, 16 hour streams is really
You definitely shot me. I
Actually, I did not shoot yes, you did cuz I can tell you right now. It's affecting me. I
I'm tired of fucking thing. No, you heard nothing. It was nothing
Wasn't nothing or something you want some grand I got some grand I know you
Wally
Who's that one is flared?
He's definitely gaslighting me. Hey, what you grab your other camera?
Oh, I can't die with it.
Oh, no, you gotta turn it in.
Oh, okay.
I don't know how we haven't seen one scab yet, but that's cool.
I don't know.
Thank you for 22 months. I hope we're not seeing a single scab.
Because Blyat, we put scab when we want to put scab, Blyat.
I don't know.
Blyat!
How do I fix my throat?
Cough drop.
Yeah, but I'm not trying to get scissorved on cough medicine.
Look at scissorved on a cough drop.
That's not the cough straws that you give, baby. I get that fucking Cody leaning. That's it.
A Cody leaning.
Quiet.
Quiet and there's no scabs.
A Cody leaning.
Oh, this is open.
You did hear shots here, right?
Yeah.
You hear them?
I don't hear shit. I heard it.
I heard something.
That's what the group did?
Wait, I hear something.
I heard something, but it's very faint.
Let's investigate.
Just eat a honey pack
Yeah, probably scavington scavington eagle enjoy
Fucking abuse
Abuse in the scabs
So we just started taking one honey pack a day when we wake up
Let's take two and I write no nine thousand pill
No, just a gas station
Fucking mystery mystery boner pill
It's like remember the mystery airhead just like in the white the white package it's like that but it's a boner
Oh, they just threw everything in there like this.
Yeah, they took all the like, like the mystery airhead was the mixture of all the leftover
airheads flavors mixed together and this is just all that leftover boner pill powder.
Yeah, they just get it from all the other factories.
Yeah, and then they just put it into one, yep.
Oh, then you just get a super boner.
Sipping, thanks for the sub.
That's what your penis puts on a flag.
Yeah, you have a fucking like three-day-long boner.
And there's that there's a pee badge on your peanut
And they start flying around the world through the P and our own
They shoot massive weight laser videos, okay
We'll get way too deep of the lore. No, we're not
I'm giving you a ball now.
Which is the knowledge.
Where is a fucking scab?
I swear to God.
How is it so empty?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
Just watched your video on Shoreline with me.
Thank you.
And PMC.
I'm literally giving you a ball now.
Yeah, that shit was crazy, dude.
That shit was crazy.
Like, all right, this is enough.
Oh my God.
What?
Oh, floating briefcase.
Give me.
Give you ball knowledge.
Like, literally.
I'm balling.
Dude, you are not balling.
Dude, you are not like Mike.
You will never be like Mike.
and Mike. Yeah, I'm not movie like Mike.
You remember the kid got the Michael Jordan shoes and then he got like
electrocuted and he was like superman just like Mike.
Yeah, that's what I was referencing.
That was a little bow wow.
Well, it was a little bow wow.
Wow
I thought he got electrocuted didn't he like get the shoes from the power line or something and then he got electrocuted with the shoes
I'm sorry dear. I
Didn't know if it was a player scaven up
We're having a bow Wow
You didn't even do anything?
Maybe he just set for life.
Was it his dad or Raptor?
I couldn't even fucking tell you.
I remember like MTV Cribs or some shit.
I don't know anything about Bow Wow.
Why? That's not his...
I hate that one is last about
I just saved your fucking life Ragnos
I just saved your entire fucking life that guy came in
Ready to go guns blazing and I shot him directly in his face
Now he's dead
This guy's completely named
If you guys one mag
Goddamn right
Thank you, dude. God damn right that guy was ratting. I had no audio by the way. He was ratting
You think you're seeing it the entire rate I'm kind of thinking so baby
Just waiting to strike on this body right here. Yeah, it's like no lude on
I see him.
Oh, I don't see him.
Oh, he went to the cut through over there to the left.
I swear that should be the head shot.
Dude, can you get one, Scav?
There's something post-op, oh, there's Scav coming.
I'm about to get him, Fragus.
Oh my God, he's walking so far.
Oh, Jason.
Get back here, pussy.
Oh my god, he called my bluff, he called my bluff.
He called my bluff.
Prepare for the day, Lacha.
Prepare for the day, Lacha.
Yippee!
Alright, I'm dropping this thing now. We're done, and you're done, right?
Yeah.
This is a quiet as rate.
This is a crazy choir. This is the first one the streets ever actually. Let's get this fucking camera
Yeah, it's got one over here though. So careful. He's going to be uh, we're one of the other one. Let's go the other way
Right like cut through the street
But you had to repair I got a pair of moon shoes, huh?
You know that someone fell down on moon shoes, I don't cance
Your fucking ass at the Hulk hands
Yeah, you fucking know it you fucking know it
Them big-ass green hands. I would have popped you in the face of them
You never you didn't have a childhood unless you got hit in the face with a
other like actually fucking swags fucking kids these days are a bunch of
how much of pansies yeah they're actually a bunch of soft bunch of fucking sissy
sissy girls yeah sissy's right right we do it can you go in here
They're rolling?
Yeah.
Holy fucking quiet.
There's something on the left.
There's a guy in here.
In here?
I heard something dude.
I don't know what I heard, but I heard something.
This is a fucking reverb, I got him.
Life would have been different if you guys grew up with Galaxy guys in Pocket Bus, you
set up tools to beat up the threats.
I don't know.
But when I think about a pocket of subs, hand thing about a five, get it subs.
That'd be kind of fun.
We had ring pops and pixie sticks and fucking candy cigarettes from the ice cream man.
We had fucking purple and green Heinz ketchup.
Fuck Galaxy gas.
Fuck Galaxy gas.
Give me that fucking green ketchup.
I remember that.
Yeah, they had that motherfucking purple ketchup.
They missed out, man.
They used those, I guess, as fucking experiments.
Yeah, it was like a fucking lab ride.
That's why everyone's got autism now.
I thought it was the vaccines.
That was a fucking purple ketchup.
Purple ketchup, but green ketchup.
It's a fucking purple ketchup.
All the fun did, but God did.
Yeah.
There you are.
Oslantos, thank you.
much.
We're so bees.
Lifewater.
Not the lifewater, but like the soapy drinks,
like the soapy energy drinks.
And I remember the water with the gecko on the thing.
Yeah, the gecko.
I don't know, they have water.
I don't know if I ever had one of those.
Ever had one of those?
I think so.
There's not a little lizard, the little lizard I got.
The lizard milk.
Lizard milk, salamander milk.
It's a salamander is a lizard.
Yes, salamander milk.
The lizard milk.
Gordak's Bonchance increased per Nikita.
Oh, again.
Okay, we gotta go back to putting
drinks in class bottles. Oh, I know I don't know why they ever got rid of it
There's no a plastic is like more recyclable. I think it's just cheaper
I think it's just cheaper to ship and to make probably and they're all just like
That's you know, they're all just like oh, we're gonna fucking min max profits cuz yeah, my man. Can I borrow your backpack some for what?
Get a car battery. Actually, I'll figure it out
and carry it and then you put it in your asshole well no that's what is not big enough like yours
I have to like I do some stretches beforehand some quad like waddles or whatever some quaddles
I got the quad kegels I got some fucking quaddles yeah I do quaddles yeah only you can prevent
Prostate cancer by doing your quattles
Let's get the fuck out of here
Hey fuck you man
Hey, you would have fucking brought you fuck yo mother fuck you
It's a player scab
He's actually locked in
He's fucking locked in dude. Oh, Jesus guys the best
Fuck
What the fuck was that you Tony where you going this is not our extract. It's not
across the fucking man oh fuck oh shit oh fuck name the cars here money for the
Okay, oh my god, you shoot Joe today with a five gifted subs thank you
It's okay. Yeah, sake
Sake
Sake it is good
You can't just take what I got it
You have car money
Yeah, do you?
Cool.
Okay, I gave you 60K.
Oh, I do, Carmen.
It's not here.
Well, fuck it, we loop around the mile.
Okay, we're having a good stroll.
We're having a good conversation, dude.
What's so juicy?
Is it called trauma bonding Tony?
Yeah, what's a soju? I don't know what a soju is
It's a trauma bonding
Yeah
Your uncle too
Yeah, you wouldn't believe it
You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Holy shit
Holy shit
Soju's career
Oh, terrible
know what's worse than ants in your pants?
Uncle in your pants.
Uncle's. That's right. That's right.
Fuck it up.
Wait, we have to go to fucking...
Oh my god. Stylobate?
You should have bought the markers for the pyramid scheme at this point.
Yeah, honestly, I need some dang food out here real quick.
I thought they you couldn't.
I don't know. You couldn't.
Get allergic to high facts and shit.
I don't think you can.
You're missing how can you join you can pay me and then I'll set up an account for you
Where you can get other people to pay you to set up an account for them to pay for the
car for both of us.
Are you that cheap?
I don't have money.
No, I know what you're trying to do in a cell.
I know you're trying to do.
Can't fool me, Tony.
I
Barely you can
You can be allergic to high facts and that's like a slay war. I guess what
The key to live I
Don't know about that. You think like this sheet of devs like just light them to make it look like an idiot
They're like we're gonna get this guy so hate about the community want him gone
Like the meat three or what's it actually know his name is the nature
I'm gonna get to her name.
Vladimir Telvikita.
That's Sergei.
Well, that's only for gay Russians.
That's what they call Sergei.
Sergei's like the lead guy now.
The game designer.
Oh, so Sergei is telling Nikita false info.
baby make him become a king of bsg baby
the meat really yeah Demetri's not a PSG anymore he's doing his own thing now
good raid and my on-scar battery nice and we kill the guy for a quest and
And
Reported the other one
Turn more thank you for the five gifted subs
Two guys one bag
I
Finished that quest which one
Ironclad proof. Yeah, I'd fucking hope so
oh my bad what the the bug in jail in there my bad dude I don't know my bad big guy shit
I wasn't familiar with your game oh I got a red creative gear to make my entire stash
I don't think I got anything good.
What is this more gear?
Yeah, I just said I got the box.
I think it's lucky.
I feel like that's what they're not.
Yeah, I just said I got the box.
I think it's lucky.
I feel like it was lucky.
Woah.
Wow.
I don't know.
I kinda don't like it because it makes a mess.
Well, that kills�
I just wanted a free money.
They're gonna give helmets too.
Maybe I need like three more body arms.
Maybe they just give it for free.
I think textile, yeah.
Yeah, Charles is 200.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro. Beware of the night out stuff.
Oh, they went up a lot.
Aqua, I went down big time.
Wait, I just got like a gigarete rig.
Isn't this, isn't this called this one gigarete?
Called this rig.
The chameleon?
Chameleon air rig?
the chameleon
i have no idea what you're talking about
the chameleon
the chameleon rig?
yeah the azimut ss chameleon chest harness
i have no clue
dude motherfucker you have 18k hours how do you know about this rig?
i memorize every rig in the fucking game
oh i would hope so with these hours
I run around like a fucking headless chicken at the time. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
What you got on, Don?
This is a Zorachi guard rig.
Well, no shit, I don't know what it is by name.
Well, there you go. I gave you more ball knowledge. This is like, dude, how am I the one giving you all the knowledge?
Well, I mean, I saw it, I would know, but I don't...
Do some fucking research once in a while.
All right, let's see what it is.
Let's see what it is.
Zero for four on my first run's trying terminal.
Wait, you're in terminal on seasons?
No way.
Well actually no, you could be.
I guess you could be.
Oh, I'm head banging real quick.
so I gotta I gotta use the rest room in a second until you're ready for this
raid where we going next? Ground zero shoreline
and
I need to do
The White House is a real lab for that.
Found in red red rebel, crisis,
really got in shoreline with 700K in his backpack.
probably going to icebreaker.
Probably going to icebreaker.
Icebreaker 700K now and I think it's like 4,000 euros
to extract from.
They made it a lot, a lot more, not harder,
more expensive and they nerfed all the black division I believe as well
well let's see what ammo we should be crafting right now
not ppm oh pad nine maybe not that not that not sourced
not that not that m81 maybe them j
EP maybe
There's like a good BPM and M80 a1
Actually, I don't even need M80 a1 right now or that cuz I'm PPM
Even worth it Tom Jones
That's random. Sure
Sure fracas on beer back. Give me like a few minutes. Yeah, I gotta run the bed. Okay, I got my bad. I'm
Be right back as a better
Once again, this man's on the shitter.
This guy just be shitting.
skid mark.
I probably could do that, huh?
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
I'm back. Hey, how are you doing? Let's go Rudy. Thank you for the five. Good.
I was even with a five gifted.
It doesn't matter.
Can we do a key to have on all them?
Yeah.
So whatever.
All the same to me.
Ground zero.
We go the same to me.
You must have fucked up really, I guess.
Should I yes, we think that's right.
Huh?
But the cameras in the bad spots, dude, we go pick them up.
No, we got to pick up.
Well, actually, why are we picking them up?
Why do they want me to pick them up?
Uh-oh.
How's the point of this?
I mean, we're getting the film back.
We got to get the film back.
I'm still okay.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Wait, if you put five Black Division dog tests...
The battle pass guns are 175 and 300k unmodded. Wait what?
I'm seeing if you get the battle the battle pass shit without doing the battle pass I
Want to see you unlock this gun through the season
Best line
There we do
This we do
I'm gonna say people are saying the QBZ you can unlock from the quest line the other ones only from the battle pass
Car right it was the car and then it was
trucking the bus
Yeah, Mrs. Frizzle's bus
Mrs. Frizzle's bussing Tim
I'm telling you, she was an asshole
That was the thing of the day
I thought she was a freak, bro
Nah, she was a freak
But no, she was for sure like
You don't have to name Mrs. Frizzle and not be a freak
She was benched in 415 bro, you know kind of stimulants she was on she's definitely
free
There's a there's a clip from the show where she's like bench pressing on the magic school
boss
She's put a fucking 415 those are fake weights. She's got four plates on each side of that
shit, bro
She's repping for 15 on Bench bro. Those are fake weights 100%
Not as it was real she was repping for 15
You know what kind of you choose on all types of stuff mess with the hormones and all that
100% of freak
Okay
This further would have begged you
for sure for sure dude for sure where the fuck is this camera is it on top no
it's on the fucking are you blind you stupid motherfucker oh shit
Oh, shit, we're on left.
Hey, more chest.
Well, we sit up.
Getting hard.
A little bit.
It's first of all, we got a fucking body.
I don't know where we want.
I tell you, I think in the middle, maybe.
Big around the left, starting to be hiding under the, uh, hiding under where the cars
are at.
I'll get the grenade over there.
YAAAHHH!
I missed, but honestly, close enough.
He's behind the van, the little fucking white van right in front of us.
I couldn't see him through the glass, it's too dark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That van right in front of you.
Did you get him?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I couldn't see him.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's fucking throwing an aide right there.
Yeah, he kinda doesn't have anything.
That's true.
Golden thank you for the fine gifted fucking crazy
Fucking crazy 200k though with the LCD. I appreciate that one. That's 200 gay something like that
But Travis, thank you for the fine gifted. Hey, buddy
That's fucking
dude no way this guy kills you well the stocks but his gun was so quiet what the
fuck dude the audio is so bad and the audio is so bad it's it's so bad
uh, at least he was beaming.
He was beaming.
That's insane.
Yeah, he's just fucking, yeah, and he just rips my fucking mouth.
What the hell are you using?
You can't say you're a pickle tracers.
We're driving the most crazy shit up to probably that crazy.
I don't see it.
Sorry, I got your goodies.
Yeah, yeah.
I got your stuffs.
So how are the wings?
We're good.
The adult chicken nuggets.
same flavors
Same flavors the same
This is a quick extract yeah, that's cheap. Thanks for the fire. Good. What are they with a pre gifted? Oh
Oh man, it's okay. Oh man. We're chillin dude. Maybe need you get more caffeine. Yeah,
but just fuck. What's up big man? Thank you very much sir. I can't even go once out
I
Always died
They'll always died I'm thinking for the five
It's been good very ready very very very very very ready
Super duper ready
I think it would be a five gifted, it's fun though, it's fun though but I mean sometimes
you just feel like everyone is down moving, while these raids are just insanely insanely
quiet
Parma one tapped by people I don't see or hear, feels bad.
I can't believe he didn't move from the fucking babe.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know that guy kind of has or a kind of word for him that one
You know the thing is I saw like I didn't know it was him or not
So that was like a car seat at like it was literally right next to the car seat at him. I didn't fucking shoot you
But did I look? Well, yeah, because literally one time I'd be to you. You knew I had
I was scary. So you wanted to take you out first. I guess so
know. Yeah, I guess so. Um, yeah, I got everything. Nothing happened. I got you some
Sprats. I never tank bullets. I just give fucking what man, I can never take. I don't
know. I don't know what it is. I'm good. All right, change. Thanks for seven months.
Oh, get in ready back like we never left. I'm ready back like oh shit wrong man
the streets my bad my bad the luck perk I don't know
I don't even know what the luck perk does
doesn't seem like it does anything bad that's good
I'm
T-dub thank you for five gifted thank you T-dub
people on damage of armor plates I know my precious armor plates that are
never fucking saving me or getting hit by a single bullet feels good feels
good
Feels good
No
Practice how come you didn't save me there?
Um, well
See the thing is
Thing is I don't I can't save you in that situation
You just have to get better
You just gotta get better
Honestly just
Stock AKU God
Yeah, let's go. Let's do this follow me follow me follow my route on my route. I have to have searched all my shit a lot
I've slow searched me it takes forever
I never played fucking I spy.
What?
hurt me.
I'm gonna get an I spy chug it.
Where were you?
Weird.
Let's go this ramp around the green flare.
Huh?
Good.
Listen, I've been following your routes all day.
You are not going to look at the camera.
Yeah, you just follow my lead, Tony.
Yeah.
Follow my lead. Put the Vaseline on your lips. Make them all slippery. Kiss the gun. Put your lips on it. And let's fucking go.
Come on.
Follow my lead.
I'm gonna jump to this window and say, look to our right, nobody, look to our left, nobody.
Jump past this doorway, meow.
Hold on, we're not done yet.
Did you go to the winery?
I wanna see the winery.
Look up top of the building, look over towards the backside of the hill.
over here so nobody's over there that we go from the goddamn truck and then we go underground
this is certainly a route what do you mean is this certainly a route
certainly a route what are you talking
here's something all right even the cafe
Oh, that's black division is it wait. Yeah. Yeah, I think that is
Yeah, right. I heard that too. I think he's uh in the cafe follow me Tony
That's definitely me these though
of
the
of the
of the
of
the
of
I'm out there.
I'm out of range.
Thank you for the five gifted.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
One dead.
Have a good one, Tony.
One more.
There's one more, Tony.
Yeah, why would he not?
I don't know why they would.
I heard both of them run this way.
I hear him. I hear him.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Heard you're empty.
Too bad.
Heard you're fucking empty, Puzzy.
Oh my god, you're gapping.
Is he coming out where he's at?
Where's he at?
At the top, at the top, at the top!
How is that not headshotting? He's not right in the corner.
Dude, I hit blood right there.
What?!
What the fuck is that?
I gotta give him space.
We're a lot of fans, bro.
You ready?
Hey, hey, hey, what's in there wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it
You're a tree, you're a tree, you're a tree
I fucked up with you like a tree
You're a fucking tree
That was fucking cool dude
Hell yeah, ooh, I'm looking at this
As black vision.
Oh.
Oh.
We're at our old school.
They're a group.
The Bractovishan.
You say my mom's a tree?
Is that what you're saying?
Well, there were fucking three of them, by the way.
Like, yeah, I killed another guy when I ran down.
He was scrapped up in the corner.
Sir, how have you got a looking on me?
Oh, you can't fucking hear anything in this game anymore.
Dude, these guys' names are fucking crazy.
This guy...
He said he smelled like a manatee.
They're walking.
C-C-C-CPP party leaders. C-P-P-Party at one of these.
Yeah, yeah, I
Yeah, I hear bugs. Oh, yeah, I hear them want to kill it. Yes
He's like, they're like right outside the garage, maybe we can go around.
I think they're in the garage.
I think they're in.
I think they're right behind that wall right in front of us.
No, maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
No, that's the scab running.
No, no, there's no way.
They'd be shooting that scab.
They got to be under.
I think it's the player scab out there at the left.
They're under, bro.
They're under.
They're under.
They got to be under.
I think they got to be under.
Wait, we're shooting on this way.
Yeah.
That way.
We're shooting on this way.
The garage.
I don't know.
Right down here.
This was the garage.
I
Tried to tell you I tried to tell you to come this way. Well, yeah, you're not wrong
By going down they weren't there out there, yeah, but why would you run out of the open? Why did it? Ah?
I was behind a pillar. That's why you died
Well
pillar wasn't really doing the pillar thing, they were shooting it through the pillar and then they
went left and the one went right and then they both went right and left and then I thought I had a
T right there. I said let's go down the stairs.
That was another guy with a P7Q.
Oh, how the fuck am I with your body?
Oh dude, they're fucking there. I can't even get to your body, dude. Like now you
got that. I mean, I'm gonna try. I don't know how I'm gonna do it. They're all
right outside.
I need them to like walk away.
I need to get the camera man.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
five
of the level five plates and should miss them out
of
the
death
of
the
What the fuck is this Mark 17? Holy shit that thing's crazy looking.
Well, at least I have stents.
Yeah, hello drugged up
Be laptop
All right, what bag did you have?
I didn't have a bag.
Oh my god, I still hear them.
Shitter pockets.
Did you pick a map or did you swear allergic?
I just wanted to feel something.
Relargic?
Um, fuck, okay, how am I...
I
Just wanted you to finally get a win
Like I'm looking out I gotta win alright
Be a bigger win if I didn't have to carry your fucking shit out of the raid
Well, that's okay. I need you I needed you to have a dub dude. I got shit. I got you dude
You grab this five plate. I guess I just dropped the grizzly
I'm not going to be able to
Oh, wait. I can put the special laptop in a special slot. No, you can't.
Happy Birthday, Tommy.
Shhh.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, I just came out of nowhere.
The player Sky was...
There's a fucking scab Jesus Christ, bro
Fuck
Fuck Fragus, what do I do?
I'm on a fucking OBD to and I'm still not gaining stamina
It's a bd
They go under this way and then out towards flair out there towards flair
That's up your winery black division out there and a guy with an scd I
Think there's a swarm of player scabs on the map right now
This propatol is like a hot out healing OBD.
Okay
You still have to get a camera, right?
Yeah, I gotta get the one on the on the truck
of
them up there
and
Might be a player scav or whatever the hell I heard
Oh fuck I should have done that just yet. Oh fuck. I didn't rise my stamina is draining. Well, it's fucking walking
are these gonna be okay Tony?
No I hear him.
Let's.
Wait that was kinda good though.
I
My
Suck my wiener
Suck my wiener what a freak
It was crazy
I
Scabs right is over to he's bleeding the fuck out. No, he could have had
He could have had all left over black division gear and shit
Go over the happy little scab and now he's fucking dead
Nope, he wanted to beat your ass instead it means a pussy
All right, let me um
This can bob you late this whole thing that I got
Yeah
I'm grabbing a monster.
4995 dude the ones on the fucking black division that aren't on.
Lighthouse or not lighthouse the ones that spawn on the other maps are so juiced.
juiced
look insanely insanely fucking juice
the
of
it's so odd watching other streamers struggle through the F.T. then coming over here and seeing how easy you make it look
all right
easy
thanks
you need to go grab
thank you sir
I got backpack
headset I don't have a helmet backpack headset gun
armor three mags
to
thank you thank you
I don't know what else you need
there's no more OBDs
let's hit the 180k for OBD 2
OBDs
OBDs
I did m.u.l.d. Yeah, okay, but it's like giga searching every item in the game
Yeah, that's what I was doing. Oh my god AK 12 suppressors are 270 K
What do I have more of these I
Don't fuck they're so what the fuck
But can you buy them you get these things from a trader?
and
I have more and more on the
played my first two raids of the new season,
died to a guy full Black Division gear laying
in a bush camping at Anker I have to mark.
Glad to see the community is a great as ever, Lull.
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
I don't know what else you expect.
So, can you buy these AK 12 suppressors?
Probably for the trader.
Oh my god, oh wait, I was going to click through it.
Two D cleaners.
You can make money on D cleaners then.
Some arbitrage right there.
200 make five on it.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's get these cameras.
I got my combine from
like a mind for a ruble to.
Yeah.
They keep off cans.
Cans.
What's up, suppressor?
I think so.
83 K. They're probably about 80 K. I'll sell the hell out of them.
I want to sell the hell out of those things.
Oh, thank you for a five gift, dude.
Mmm.
There you go.
I'm just done with this fucking quest.
Uh, yeah, but you know, shoreline out there.
Uh, I need... No, no, I said two more, 8k12 kills.
Oh. We'll be almost done.
I'll go packing him, it's okay though.
I'll be packing you out there.
Well, I did tell you what I had to be fair.
I could swim some that's okay. Let's go straight
To this goddamn
Thing and then go underground and then leave fuck this shit give me up this man
It's alright
The rest of us a black division on this one
Yeah, that was pretty cool. I didn't really think of a room in the streets
it seems like it seems like they push you by the way like on these other
maps so yeah so yeah that's how we got to play it
fine fine fine come up the stairs okay yeah a lot of them a lot of them okay
I like more they make everyone hiding it sounded like a fucking army
Did they just he's just fucking wking with a fucking iron sight 74 you would be a sad
moment because you're out of their fucking minds. Yeah
It is out of their fucking minds these guys
Like are these motherfuckers these motherfuckers are crazy
It's good
it's good it's good it's good thank you smoke they thought for the fog it in
it thank you but if I get it
hmm good yeah i'm gonna run
well this one would be careful of another one dude it sounded like a
motherfucking army yeah this guy was running around naked with an mp5 stock
his teammate
You sound like a I thought it was like four or five people. Oh, I did
Let's go let's get the truck and then
Something else right up front
I
Have you wasn't five fucking people's the exact number of kills that we needed
I might be doing this
maybe
Is it not sure though sure it is but maybe it's when someone's died
What is a beard?
Yeah, I got to get drippy
How fucking you up a Maori
the bar does their gears not as good on labs though the ones on these maps are
quite crazy for hidden m993s and shit and like all of armor like armor plates
everything they're mega juiced on these other maps the wrong way don't you go
I went towards Green Flare.
Well, I just found a rig with two or five plates.
What the fuck?
A scab, that little tan on.
Yeah.
Underground.
Hoisky thing with a five gifted subs?
I threw the bust.
Oh, my shit is done.
They get it down.
Yeah.
Uh, OK, well, you get the you get the shit.
I'm on the bus right now.
Now, maybe you agree for them.
That's a fucking demon down here.
Maybe just I'm just going real slow.
I'm just so quiet.
So quiet.
Hmm.
I mean, it's a fucking sprinting.
It's so loud. You can't hear people if they're not sprinting.
If they're sprinting, it's like, it sounds like fucking Shrek and donkey
are running like Shrek is riding donkey and they're running around on the map together.
I feel like you've been hearing a lot more things than just that.
I mean, that's just part of what you're hearing.
I feel like you hear a lot of crazy.
That's just part of what you're hearing.
Yeah. Did they nerf as a lean? I think it's wearing off so fast.
Back soon. They give her the five gifted not bother with locks because it's loud. I don't
She walks and some guys nearby and then he's just fucking pre-aiming me when I walk by
Dude are the camera hit dude the camera hit and I thought it was a fucking need
That's just scared the shit out of me. The what?
What?
Hey, when you leave before your teammate, the camera goes through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That scared the shit out of me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brad, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Good work.
Honestly, dude, Tony.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're great, dude.
Honestly, dude.
I want to be like donkey and you can be my Shrek.
You can ride me.
I'm sorry.
What?
I
Game bug
Games bug
It's bug
Well, yeah, I'll do we got anything else for that from that quest
That was it.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah.
We have three out of five for bosses?
Oh, I guess because we killed...
Okay.
Alright, we're getting out.
We gotta go shoreline.
We're done with the AK-12, I don't know. I don't know what we have after. No, we have to get the cameras in the shoreline. Yeah, yeah.
we go we go we go we go show a lot we grab the cameras we do the silly shit we do that
all right let's get it honestly dude we're fucking cooking also do you have a sj6 chips
it's
you want one
of what
I don't know just to pop it is reading this fucking run there
well
if you don't want it's fine I understand I get it
sure
no no no that's okay we're gonna do it
are you scared of a little bit of exercise
I mean I'll take it
I've never seen someone so scared of exercising before.
I'll take it.
We have anything else to do here?
Whilst we get this other shit?
Honestly, I might use an AKM because I have a bunch of PP, I think I can go hard.
So too much money.
Wait, what is it use what?
Val.
Oh, that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
AK74U, which is too bad, I guess.
I'm using AKM.
Really nothing goes three or four or five something. I think maybe reserve
I'm not sure
It's the best muzzle for this shit the dragon
Oh, no the yet it's this VRO 5t
Or a 79 yeah, it is
I don't think it matters.
They're literally all the fucking same.
They don't think it matters anymore.
No, it does not.
They're all the same.
What a scope on this shit.
What a scope on this shit.
I don't know what a tango for doing your game is that worth it I don't know mmm I don't know
I should not have said anything I should not have said anything
Thank you very much.
I want sold.
Yep, everyone's fucking doing what I say anything.
Why the hell did I say it?
I'm going to drink, I'm going to drink, I'm going to go dude.
We made like the fucking same as I got, look at that.
Let me look, let me look.
Some, some of the Jager for ADK, oh.
Why do you like that grip so much?
It's the like fucking best one, I thought.
I think it's like best in slot.
Is it not RK2 better?
Maybe for straight recoil. I think for
You say
Arcade she was minus three point five minus two or ago. This is
Minus three point five recoil. It's the same. It's literally the same
Yeah, no the grip is identical it's actually the same exact stats, but that's crazy I
Just think that it looks a little better visually when you hold the gun
I don't like the way you hold the arcade to your hand is so low and mix the gun it makes the model
Yeah, it makes the model look weird
Okay, I didn't know that time. Thanks for the five gifted subs Kate. I think we're the five of the subs
Yeah
RK2 is heavier technically there go
.2 kilograms versus .053 kilograms.
Well, at least I like lifting weights while I'm here.
I just spawned in, motherfucker.
Where do we put these again?
Where?
The pumping station and the excavator.
That's right.
There we go, all right.
Holy gigastamina.
Zale, thank you for the fire, get it?
Thank you. Thank you.
It's a barking. It's about to be barking.
I've been craving it. I've been craving fucking like so much food.
Craving it's good.
I know, I must not.
That does weakness enter into the world.
You know, I wish I could have, I wish I could have adult chicken nuggets.
So I have those, I mean, like a billion of them.
There's weakness entering the body.
How far we can run?
See, that's when you go gym and you get swole
because then you can eat more calories.
Yeah, and then you can just do it because it's like.
Just barred more by existing, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I wish I was like naturally like that nobody's naturally like that. I
Wish I could just well kind of sordid, but like I mean once you get older everybody slows down
I I slowed down when I was five
My wife is depressed because her boyfriend broke up with her and now I got to deal with it
I think it sounds active, bros. I wasn't acting. It's just fucking shit genetics. Fuck.
I was an active kid. Shit he has genetics, dude.
That's good. We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go kill this guy.
Oh, yeah, we do. Fuck off. They don't die. Fuck.
Hopefully they fucking mouth everybody.
I know Marty's going crazy down there.
By the way, that Mediterranean, Mediterranean, Mediterranean, you got me right?
Mediterranean? Mediterranean.
Yeah?
Um, apparently they think of it as a call it cheese pie.
Mediterranean cheese pie?
I don't know, apparently that's what they just call it, they just call it the specific name, that's what they call it.
It's just called a cheese pie.
Cheese pie.
Cheese pie.
Chee-ba-py.
I'm telling you, it's like, I'm telling you, I'm going to send it to the mail, do you want to choose Fiber?
I'm telling you, it's the best thing I've ever had, like, it's like top five, top five.
I'm hearing a lot of shooting.
Either Marty and them one or they lost.
I hope they won.
Party won?
I hope party won.
I think party might have won.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we'll maze, thank you.
you
what kid
I don't see
my eyes are not eyeing
happy four months Tony
aren't they eyeing?
I guess you got eyeing?
do you think it's a sneak-dipper vision?
aahhh
that can't be it
nah, why would it be that?
there's no way
no shot
I didn't hear anything
oh, I don't see nothing
we'll be back over here
they must have chased. Yeah, I'm looking back
side over here towards the defense. Oh, I see
dead pipe. First pumping. Yeah, it's pumping right
next to me.
What about there being a guy here?
You're fucking kidding me.
Wash
Where are you right
You multiple physics that you yes me. It's me. What?
Well, the audio is so cooked. I thought that was you. It's a man. You looked at me. I got scared
How do you so cut ain't so good?
Oh, no, it's not dude. Holy shit.
I, like, what the fuck?
Oh, my God, dude. Like...
What is he even doing, man?
I mean, we knew he was here.
I mean, the thing is, the thing is, audio is so good,
I thought his footsteps were yours, because you were really right next to him.
No, I think they were my footsteps. I didn't hear them at all.
They could see the front man.
I didn't hear that guy at all, and I was basically right next to him.
of
I'm going to use this.
Well, fuck.
Yeah, that's all I made these, yep, yep, to the car I go.
the
lead in the five get the subs
to serve
all of a hundred eighty case them I still can't fucking move
What do they think I even have? I don't know. That's so fast.
Bob probably.
Look at headshot.
Yeah, I heard that.
Bam.
Bird eye.
Good day.
Good day.
Doesn't do many good to kill him.
You have to kill all the goons in one raid now.
It's really stupid.
You have to get all three of them in one raid.
or quest, yeah the killing the goons quest is now kill all three of them in one raid.
It used to be just kill all three of them in general now it's all in one raid.
That is blind division.
Yep.
Yep.
They just destroyed my armor.
That's really annoying that they're here.
Oh my god.
I think I have to go up to get around them.
That is so annoying.
Oh my god. Oh my god they're following me.
I guess this one I just go fucking red rebels somehow.
enough to have a pre-me baby
Goddamn it!
Oh, this is so fucked.
That was rude.
This guy's a piece of shit. You're gonna stick it up on me.
the
fuck is he doing there
fuck is he doing there, he wore dope
and
and
one
Right.
Just warn it.
Good work. Oh my god, almost got BBD'd.
Yeah, the fact that he spawned early right there was kind of really unfortunate.
Holy fuck
Yeah, I don't even if I get it says dr. David if I get it says moon they would have sub
God damn bro, yeah, they were shooting a fucking nine I thought
Fucking nine nine five, bro
They cocked my shit.
That a M856.
Uh.
Yep.
That sucks.
Yeah, chill.
Whatever.
You have everything?
Yes.
Thank you. Thank your pockets too.
Thank you.
Actually, I got by one of these helmets.
With the chops on.
I don't have your pockets.
They're just nades in there.
No, I have nades. I don't have meds.
Just packing them. I just don't have meds.
of
all I need a good needs, needs
100k for a mule, fuck my life.
100k just to crawl that shit out of there.
and
one of the 7000
All right. Oh, I need drink
All right
You get stems. Yeah, so like 280 K and stems getting out of there
Those like 280 K
You
So much aura. You do not look cooler.
They just think you must you look like somebody who got fucking shit on.
All right.
All right.
Well, it's not for the goons.
I'm out of here. My grind set, Tony. All right.
I'm a grind set.
Had it feel right here from you.
Had it feel right in the cup chair, Lester.
Oh, I felt fantastic.
She was amazing watching you play.
How did he serve down there with a son?
I see that was you.
Just kill that sniper scout, Pussy.
Pussy, I'll be there.
Pussy, grab her.
Yes, grab her.
That little thingy.
I don't know, I think I'm going to.
Shit, come on.
I'm way ahead of you.
I don't know what I'm doing up there.
I don't know what I'm doing up there.
I don't know what I'm doing up there.
Wink
It's almost an apple, so fucking good
Blue without thank you
Actual spawns am I seasonal I like it like player spawns. Yeah
Yeah, this made him closer.
He's almost good.
Which is kind of nice, but yeah.
I think this is good for the game.
You guys will get rid of the old ones.
Not like the gigafar ones.
They're going to make these as well.
You know what I'm saying?
I think they could do more with it, though.
I think they could have done more with the first season.
Hopefully, the next season, they do more of an event
and more with the perks.
with the parks and more with the um just like I don't know like they have black division on the
maps like they could do crazier stuff they can make the battle pass better too like all the ideas
are good they could just be improved upon all right all right all right
it. You're not here that time. I heard him. Honestly, bro, fuck sprinting is like legit.
No, like legit, just stop sprinting like it's it's legit dog shit. Yeah. That's what I'm
thinking. But I heard that guy pretty far. Motherfucker is so loud sprinting and when
he stopped, I couldn't hear him, but I was already locked in on him. It's just
so fucking loud
everyone's giga heavy and just like your footsteps are insane when you swim
you're not wrong it makes no sense
I left me. I left and I left and I left and I left.
This guy. Harry thinks of the prime. Simpson, they
a five gifted subs. I doubt we have goings up here because that guy ran through.
Yeah, he ran this way, yeah. I doubt it.
Oh. I don't know. I don't know how they keep rickin' shit. Like, the thing is like, honestly?
Well, sprinting is always mega loud, really, like, just because everyone's overweight.
Like it's partially audio and partially just everyone's super overweight.
So it's so much worse this way compared to all of these.
He's going to be actually kind of a laser.
No, because the number of dorms out here is pretty good.
Then. I don't know.
Like outside, it feels like everything just like the directional.
There's just so goddamn wrong with audio and YouTube.
Well, that's not very descriptive.
what is the something that's wrong that's that's not very descriptive at
all
Boogaloo Ben they've got a five gifted
thank you Ben
hey something's wrong with it will whoa what
I
Walk it out. Yes. I'm walking it out. I'm walking it. It's not walking it out. What's wrong? I
Thought I did
Just walking this John out. Yeah, just walking this John out. Oh mommy
See like right there when you fell it really sounded like you were at that tree right there
Like what? Yeah
Oh
I
Battle pass I haven't done any of the battle pass. I found like a few of minus minus minus
Yeah, and for some reason he shoots me, he's with the left, with the left.
Oh, are you gonna kill him?
No.
I don't know how he's not here.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Maybe, I don't know.
I'll just keep going.
I just don't understand how.
Yeah, I don't know where he is.
It's crazy.
I don't understand like how he hurt us.
Perfectly, and then he just jumps on a rock.
But I don't know.
I'm surely surely he was sprinting before then.
Yeah, I actually don't know how he we just like locked in like that.
I was walking out.
I'm walking out for 15 months.
One of the mall.
It's going down.
I see scours of the village.
Watch behind us.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Doing the same.
the
get me to fuck off this map
well I already have this one
the metal metal metal
I hear that
it's a scab
is that a scam?
maybe?
can't tell, let's stop moving
no, that might be a player, bro
yeah
I can't see him, I'm actually not quite sure how good it is
nah, that's a scam, it's a scam
what do we play with a scam?
get, get easy!
I
Don't play just got died is way too bright that thing was shining down
I see a fucking guy and I oh he's in the fucking bush prone towards extract
He has a big-ass scope. I think I had him in the fucking head dude and I
He's a big-ass scope
Careful
Begging for his life. No, no, he's fucked up
I don't know what he's got, watch out for the other guy though, I don't think he's the
same guy.
He was prone in the bush, I had to, he was going to fucking snipe us or something.
No, no, it had to be done.
However, not for a reason.
Raise your hand if I didn't shoot him first.
He was going to fucking shoot us.
You shoot us.
Oh, he's poor. He just got caught.
He just got. He's really poor.
He's that guy. He's really poor.
I feel bad car.
So he got caught.
I kind of he is a level 80 with the starting and 700.
He got caught with his pants down.
He did get caught with his pants down, but I do feel bad,
but also he would have shot me if he had the chance and his eyes lit up when he saw us
he was reaching
he was reaching
i seen him reaching
he was extra camping i don't know what he was doing but i mean he definitely was trying
Fucking slight people I'll tell you that
Ashen and white thank you guys
I like the way you beg, boy.
Thank you, thank you.
I like the way you beg.
Thank you, thank you.
Good work.
Do the guns kind of kill bosses?
Yeah.
like for the squash that we're done yeah your boss is good
I
Did we get another quest I don't know my game gigabug so I'm not sure we see thank you for the five gifted I
Like the way you die boy. Yeah, it's a Django
Think so
Probably time gated again
time. Yeah. Um, okay then.
What you trying to do?
Yeah, I don't know.
We have lemonade readers.
Let me know who's got who's got a lemonade readers.
I saw us this. I got bug. I'm still on the liberation.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I already did it.
Oh, we didn't do that.
We didn't do the broadcast on streets over there.
Oh, sure.
It's fine, though.
They like to talk off shooters to do.
We also have PMC's on woods without body armor.
We can do talk off shooter with armor on.
What's talk of shooter?
Uh, eliminate Snipers guys with both right, both action and limited PMC the suppressable.
And we have a woods one or actually at any location, eliminate.
So, basically, I'm going to start, I'm going to start buying a lap.
Oh, FMJ.
Yeah.
I'm going to snipe people when I can't buy an XMC.
Oh, I could do a barter.
Oh, you know part of a BD and shit
I'm gonna snipe you with a 338 or a TRG
It's basically
Basically, well right now
I don't want to do that wait, I don't want to do that with no armor though
Wait, can we just do this on factory?
eliminate PMC operators walls with as a principle dictionary
I just just yeah, so can you like go with like go factory go with AP La Pua and just kill five people
The wheels have psycho sniper
Yeah, I mean wait, where's the one but the lemonade PMC is a little wait
The bulb action rifle without dying
15
any target, any target, though, any target, that's like, we just go to factory and
murder like 15 players and scouts, it's easy.
Haven, thank you for the five gifted, I don't think that's not hard.
You say that, I don't think that's not hard.
Um, wait, so Tarkov shooter six is one of my PMCs that suppress bolt action rifle,
not shared. Yeah, you can do that on factory. Um, good. Well, let's just do I don't want
to do the no armor. Sure. What's the one? No armor or eliminate sniper scavs? We have
to do. No, no, no armor. One's just five.
I mean snipers guys of the bolt action
That's just whatever
We can do that while we do AKM shit on shoreline
Well, we do an AKM shit on shoreline
Yeah, the Punisher 6
Well, it's light out shoreline reserve ground zero so
So if we wanted to get sniper scabs, we could do shoreline, a war lab.
I was saying if we wanted to do sniper scabs there on shoreline too, just bring a Gord
and ask.
Just bring a Gord Lombie, kill the sniper scabs, maybe we could get the goons too
because they're on.
Drive thinks for 29 months.
Right.
I'm down.
I guess we only have like much to do besides killing shit.
Yeah, I mean everything's just going to be.
We could do setting priorities.
This is fucking briefcase.
You want to get the earbuds?
What's this fucking briefcase thing?
What briefcase thing?
That I got from this core breach quest.
Oh, let me look.
Oh, isn't that just...
Oh, do I open it?
Yeah, you open it.
Go unpack it.
It's like the documents, I think.
It makes a lot of like...
Yes.
Just give me three documents, that's it.
That's what you get for five Black Division dog tags in the Idaho.
Oh.
Oh, so technically you could farm hella black division and get all the shit for the battle pass
Yeah, I need one for a quest later
How's it keep it? I'm just doing it. I'm not doing anything. Wait, you have multiple them
What?
The documents thing
Wait, wait, what we did we need a documents folder apparently you need the documents for a question. I just opened it
Well, how fucked do I get another one?
Black division dog tags
I'm gonna put five black division dog tags
I'll run my black version of dog tags and then just put the regular ones the BDs with a little red marker on it
Yeah, is that yeah one of the over or green the ferrum the ferrum ones. Yeah, but those are the common ones, right?
Is it the ferrum because there's ferrum there's green and then there's another one that's like more red
There's this other one. Oh, no, that Oh, there's just green and red. These are player
dog tags. Okay. Well, I have way more of the
I don't have enough.
There's no way you don't
I've been an XLR BDBD.
How does like search them up.
No, not in the sacrificial thing but you can search them in your stash and then put them
somewhere.
That's what I'm looking for.
Landon Mack, thank you for the four gifts.
Two dog tags here.
Did I put them in here?
Oh, I did. Okay. I have five.
five. Boom.
All right, so we're going to bring in Gore-Lamie and go into shoreline.
I
Got an xLR
It's good secondary. Yeah, I had one from before
Crazy, I had already had it made
Are we so heavy
It's four kilograms I was a gullame
I mean.
She.
Well, I mean, he's got to be alive.
I mean, huh?
Or long.
Oh, I don't.
I love these like war salami.
What Mr. Prepper is.
My game is frozen.
Thank you, thank you, Greg, man.
Get all those goodies and I get that little bit. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Greg.
get all those goodies and I get that little bit. Thank you. Thank you.
Got any? Check my daily quests.
I need RBSPF, I farmed all those, Grime thinking about the five given to Texas, thinking about
the two gifted, I farmed all those.
I got all those.
All the tags do I have in here.
I'm so friggin ready.
I'm running.
That's going to be it.
Good day, Compa.
Lord, thank you for the prime, lithium, thank you for the 11 months, thank you, lithium.
Thank you guys, Grant, thank you so much for the 10 gifted bro.
Thank you very, very much, man.
Well, it was coughing because of this nasty ass coffer.
I don't know how long now.
I was sick and they came back.
It was gone and now it's back.
How many scabs do we need?
Uh, five slipper scabs.
Pretty sure.
Fudge, thank you brother, five years of doing.
Wow.
little water station yes sir yes sir let's get that goonies let's kill these mother
blockers
John I think it was nine months
I'm gonna drown the boy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was loud.
Yeah.
I swear I was following your footsteps.
I don't understand why my ass clapped.
You guys did it.
I guess mine's fatter.
Yeah, man.
That's me.
What the fuck?
It sure is.
Yeah, the ones in the back. Iceman. Yo, yo. Yo, yo.
Thanks, Iceman. Do we have anything else to do here?
Ah, just do it. We're just gonna kill shit. I think these are our quests. Like, we just
have to kill shit. Snipers, scabs, kill players and stuff. Yeah.
They're like, actually, though. They're like, I think we're like, pretty much at
Kappa. Like, are we not? They were, like, very close.
That'll be close.
Boy, I'm for it.
Over for us.
The player.
Yeah.
He's like a kind of towards the gas station.
Just like straight in front of us, I think.
Yeah, like.
Oh, my God, that is Black Division.
Holy fuck, dude.
He's eating.
All right, let's get covered.
Let's get covered.
you're shooting at someone's yeah yeah yeah he was living through his gas I'm
making a shooting take it could have been shooting scabs okay I don't think
black division is not gonna kill scabs they are
oh there's not the I don't know describe this in front of us left all
right to left on the ridge. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't like that. I don't
like that at all. Oh, the fuck is that? Watch our backs, too. I am. These guys will slowly
pushes for a leg for sure.
You stay at this ridge.
Shots at resort.
I'm telling you, they're fucking scary.
Oh, he's straight like crazy.
Yeah, we don't be worse.
They're right.
Going farther, right?
He's coming up.
Right side of the rocks here.
Oh, you said all of them. I think we're better than AXFC.
Oh, no, no, no. What am I seeing?
I'm going to just better hold my hand.
No, one's getting closer. One's going way far right, and the other one's like
straight in front, kind of close.
Oh, I don't like these young web of snappers.
Locked
Shot again
I
Fuck he's just warring out open
I
Fuck is this guy? I don't know but I want to keep peeking because I swear one of these books here him here in the forehead
They're closer
They're pushing up to push up on the right on the right on the right. Oh deep right
Oh my god, there's so many bushes there's so many bushes bro
On the rocks in the rocks. I made my bed
I
Dude they're right on me. They're right. Oh my fucking god. They're right on a third. Oh
You might have seen me
But they're a little there the running peak pulling back
He's pulling back
If I day dude, I'm afraid to like peak though
I need I'm gonna need
I'm eating
That work
Oh
Cam will go further right then
They're like not moving. Oh, yeah
No one they're stuck. They're stuck
They're like on rocks for some shit. Yeah. Oh fuck. Okay. No, they're moving to the right
What
Oh
Are you serious? Yeah
Oh my god, dude, he's orange other pistol
I just hit that guy with my entire neck.
The other axis black. Yeah. Oh god. Yep. Hi, how's the white going? I'm pushing this one on the wall.
Got him. I think they're all dead.
It's going well. Holy shit. That's going well. That's all alone. Oh my god, man.
What ever scheme is that fuck with me today?
Jesus Christ
The entire lobby
Yeah, I'm so new like a barge Edward thing you saw the report
That's stressing. I was just locked in on a stressing
I
Guys
Yeah, but the moon is so juicy. Yeah, I know
I found like the nicest little crevice, I'm so happy for you
Nice little crevice. I
Was goddamn going through it
It's kind of legit dinked entire Mac. I was actually mind blown. I was just like you would not die
But can I wear this drip of air friend? Oh, I can wear that trip with the air friend. Oh, it's gonna look so sick
You two of them
All right
I'm 50 kgs now. Yeah, I'm ready to go out of here. Oh
My water's depleting fast
Why is that why's not water depleting
I'm going to go check for snipers, some reading, man, street cop, thank you for the subs guys.
I don't want to move that other one.
Honestly, who did we stay calm?
I'm chilling.
I'll fuck with the AKM.
What did I feel like it's dangerous to go there with no fucking chest?
I'm a typical extract
Lucky green thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much brother. Thank you very much
Fucking piece up. Here is
It's happy. Thank you for the five gifted
Thank you, sappy black thing for the four gifted
Thank you guys
Nine-on-fives and BD key two sets of BD keys. I think I might have to get my other bag. I heard my mother bag
I'm gonna look and see if this is up.
Cause if this is up, I'd much rather take this than run across the map.
Even though it's a little bit scary.
PD keys are for barters.
Barter trades with like crazy ammo and guns and shit for the Black Division keys.
It is up.
Up.
Okay.
The plates. Yeah, I'm gonna grab them on the way back. I have to get my backpack.
Oh, sniper scope.
I'm gonna lay here, run away from you.
I got one Snifers guy.
BD Keys and all that, they use them at the Trader, the Traders.
When you give them to higher levels they have all barter trades for them.
Whee!
Come little bag, come, come, be free, be free, be free, come.
It's all like really good shit.
They're going towards me.
Yeah.
Trap, thanks for the five gifted.
Uncle Jack, thank you for the prime.
of
I want these fucking
all these plates on my mask for this.
Hell yeah.
Now we're good.
What's that noise?
So I wonder what that noise is.
All right.
We go our name first.
Amy's there.
Because I will die in a sneeze.
Tony, some pebbles will kill me.
I stand back there's a scab
Oh
I'm gonna need you to throw that good at not that I don't have a granada
I'll throw a good out there
Like a regular scab
Kelba
Nice name
Good name
Wait any more oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, like, it'd be chill.
No, no, I guess I have, I guess I have.
Okay.
I just killed three of them.
Damn, I'm sniping.
Holy shit, dude. One bullet each.
Pow! Pow! Pow!
Boom! Pow!
Boom! Headshot!
I saw this camera, I was like, Pow!
Get out of here, Pow!
Get out of here, Pow!
I got him.
Oh fuck, they're going to water. Oh my god, oh.
Oh.
What?
Names for I guess for a reason fucking my god, okay?
What does he happen for hey pull up come pull up come oh fuck
Call me Bowell.
We're thinking about 13 months, Bowell?
Oh!
Yeah, I just shot him in the face.
Damn.
That was actually a crazy shot, but it didn't reg.
Hey, get the fuck out of my shit.
What?
I just wanted to see what you had.
Get the fuck out of my shit.
I just wanted to see what you had.
The hell out of my bag.
Come back!
No!
Come back!
No!
Where you going?
Leave it I can't be robbed by my friends
Bow thank you for the four get the subs buster
Months let's keep it. Let's do the only business life. Yeah, that's a good rate though
Actually especially the time where we got scared by a scam. Yeah, but that's hilarious
That's a clip yo, thanks we
Wow
Honestly, like I'm really glad I have 52 hit count on one single black division. Oh, no, it's just shooting in the face
Yeah, honestly, yeah, I did I did you yeah about
20 40 times. Oh
Oh, it looks like I have four black division kills. Oh, 41 hit count. Ah
I have 41 hit count to but I seem that more kills so
Hmm
Thanks for 64
I'll consider that I want to pass my people and see what they say
Yeah, actually you were actually KS dude you were Kale stealing KS-ing me. No, I was just putting down
I was I was just eliminating the threat as it appeared. I wasn't letting them walk around
Motherfucker I didn't hear a single peep out of you. You were way for me to die to steal all the loot
That's why I killed them all right
Yeah, cuz they're all aggro on me
Bad positioning
I had the most significant I wanted to aggro on me so you could push up and peak
Yeah, that's why I almost died.
Yeah, I was dying because my teammate was AFK while I was doing it.
To that, she did crazy.
Nerve all the fucking cell values.
Yeah, you're 20 K now for one of those U.S.
P's and John's used to be like 40,000.
Yeah.
Yeah, I
Will say it's actually gonna be a hell of a it's actually be hard to make money and this one all the flea market shit ends
I think it depends what
Well, I don't I mean, I don't know but like all the hideout shit all the like easy stuff is gonna be gone
Yeah
True.
All the low hanging fruit.
Any truers in the chat?
True.
Yeager resets in 12, 13 minutes.
Resets at 13 minutes?
I'm ready, brother.
13 minute reset and get more FMJ for the sniper stuff.
Are they getting rid of the flea?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I wish I could spray paint my gear, but so how does this battle pass shit work?
Can I just like I have to buy every single thing to get to like the next thing?
Oh, you have to get three.
Well, wait, you have to get three rewards from page 11.
Oh, you don't have to get everything in the battle pass.
I don't have to know I think at one for war from page one, you get a cool log bag.
Yeah, I was, I was thinking, I don't ever, I'm not going to touch that shit yet.
Bro.
Oh, so you might not need that many things.
I don't think you actually need 500 documents.
Sony, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I don't think you need, I don't think you need 500 docs.
I'm not gonna be able to
do it. Oh my wait, I look
crazy. As well. Did they give
the five gifted? I look crazy.
Oh, beer. I see that machine.
He's wearing a little seapad machine man with the fuck is he wearing?
Holy shit man he just keeps shitting dude.
This thing is 8th shit this stream.
And also, let's get this straight.
I've been carrying this shit out of Tony today.
Let's not get that mistaken, all right motherfuckers, I'm the one here carrying the boat and the
logs and don't you guys get it twisted?
Also this is merely a business relationship not a friendship.
Fuck this guy.
That is massive shits and I'm gonna steal his chair and never give it back.
What the fuck is he doing?
So fast.
Yo.
Not fast enough.
Not quick enough.
All right, let's go to radio tower.
Radio.
I
Remember that one I see fall over guns, you know, thank you for the five gifted
Just a little mouse
be on
well I think so
Tony if you shoot him in the head I'll give 20 subs
Tony if you shoot him in the head I'll give you 50 subs
Whoa who the fuck said that?
What the hell?
I'll never kill Tony for money
Make it 100 maybe
Well I could have done
Oh yeah, it was funny, 50-50.
So we gotta top the mountain, we gotta top.
Yeah, we gotta top.
The window?
He's looting, he's looting.
I can't move!
I see his head!
I see his head!
Oh, he's going back.
Look, I think I've furthered, furthered, furthered out, furthered out!
But, uh, what's it called?
The tower, the tower, he went left, he went left.
He's gonna run up, he's gonna run up, big.
He's gonna run up. Just wait for these guys. Just wait for these guys.
He's gonna go to the left side of the building, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, I love you.
They're looking for us. They got in the window. He's looking.
He's looking.
He's in the left window. Top-level window.
Did he see you?
Top-level window.
Oh, he's dead.
Is he dead or what?
Oh, he saw me. He's seen me.
Oh, that guy's not dead either.
We were saying what further further down he's kind of locked he kind of knew where we were
No, I climbed up to shoot him always looting and I got fucking I know I got fucking stuck like
Well, you're like animation walk. Yeah, like for so long
That's like if we're fucking pussies
Tony we are we are the Tarkov guys
There's Costco guys, but this this is fucking worse wall though, right I don't give a fuck
I'm an expert at where's wall. Oh, I put my legs
Fucking help. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a swing, right?
only one month away. Nice. Well, I want to kind of run into the building. I feel like running into the building might be easier because this guy is definitely working on the outside.
Let's say killed him. Should I check on task? I haven't killed anybody yet.
Well, you would have made it. I'm not allowed to check that. Oh, you could check art of
explosion.
What is this quest called the runner now that you can,
you could check art of explosion for the need.
No, this is not shared.
When you've made it.
Hey, was this quest called Punisher or something?
What are you saying?
Okay, wait.
They both might still be alive.
No, I think I killed one.
I think I killed one up top.
Yeah, I shot him right in the head.
On the left side?
Yeah, the left.
Yeah, I think I got that guy.
I think the third.
I think two were dead inside.
Yeah, I think two were dead inside.
And then I think one is outside alive.
or you needed him and you check out explosion and see if you got him
I don't know what I had before
I thought there's one in that bitch
somebody in that bitch
I'm on the back side now I don't see him
and
he's prime of the rocks
trucks trucks, I should be able to kill
the dead
, I don't know how to explain that
up
he was a pro on these rocks next to the big radio antenna thingy
oh he's over there
got airlines
yeah
I'm psyching
yeah
yeah I think I got this guy
yeah
yo yo chat remember what I said remember what I said
oh they remember
What are you doing?
They know what I said.
What'd you say?
No, they don't.
Say it.
No, nothing dude.
Maybe it's for 73 months.
Second thing of the 7th.
They don't.
Oh, can we get out? I just found a lot of X found a raid.
I didn't even get out of here.
Just walking out in the middle of a scab.
Uh, check sniper scabs.
I see a sniper scout.
Is this shared by the way?
I think so.
Wait, you don't have to be suppressed, right?
No, not for the sniper scout kills.
Oh, Tony.
It's just a test.
It's just a test.
It's just a test.
Keeping you up to keep your brain out.
You know, Ron's going.
The monkey wheels.
Yeah, thank you for the five gift.
The Robin Williams things for the five
good job.
Thank you for the five.
You have to do a good thing with a problem.
Another sniper scape one.
Oh, I'm kidding.
Time for the brother.
All right, well we could go around just like this guy's in the back take red rebel
We think strong bad up to today
Hmm strong bad
We think he's up to today. What's a strong bad?
home star runner. Oh
you don't
No, we like a
But I I'm star runner
Trunk bed. I don't know that is
Trunk door white and so the fog get thin
You don't know Tron door Tron door
No, Tron door well, holy fuck
Tron door, it's the most golden fucking lizard of all time
a lizard the lizard man
oh shit that's a legendary pull you leave a nerd I'm not familiar with this the
lizard man trod for excuse me he's a dragon oh it's a dragon not
Homestar runner a lizard a lizard, right? Yeah, well, I think it's longer. Probably it's a lizard
No, he was a dragon man
Yeah, holy shit, that's crazy don't know that oh whatever that's fine. That's old. That's oh gee
Internet
Maybe I do I'll remember if you heard the song you would understand
I
Go see holy fuck
did
That was a city so good
Tomorrow they give me the sun about muggy. They were the five gifted
I don't know. I'm out of loop on this one. Okay. He was okay
So strong about it was a guy that like email. There's like a cartoon type thing
I was our home star runner and like you read the email and then we're on the episode of the email
It was actually kind of peak. It was actually kind of
But if you'd read an email, if you read an email of like some people like
You if you if you saw you understand
But there's people that like just they just watched they just said emails
They may choose one and then he would like to have an episode of the email of like him doing certain shit
it. Those regarding the email. I guess they make techno and he made a techno song and then
he made, he fucking made Trogdor. Dude, oh my god, it was a, dude, it was fucking good
in there. Very underrated legendary pullup. Early internet.
I'm very confused I feel like that was not well explained at all it was pretty
it's pretty much just went on about it and I have no fucking idea what it is
Well, I don't know how I guess how else to explain it. That was pretty good. That was a pretty good explanation
They at least I think chat can agree with me that's pretty much what it was if they've seen it
I'm all about this one
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Trondor was a man, buddy.
He was a dragon man.
The Sniper Scavs are here.
Alright, Tony. I'm gonna need you to watch the video of Trondor.
It's a great song, a faggha ass song.
I feel like I'm gonna be let down by this.
Dude, it's early internet, most likely.
It's like Charlie the Unicorn, bro.
Now that's a pretty big let down.
I can imagine listening to Charlie the Unicorn nowadays.
That should be faggot.
The song was literally In-Guitar Hero, too.
It was literally In-Guitar Hero.
was in guitar hero? Yes. What? Which one? I think three. It was a DLC or some shit.
2 or 3 is 2.
Territory, okay? No, I mean it's probably box shit nowadays, but I'm telling you like it was it was good for back then for back then
Peak
Sounds like shit me sounds like shit sounds like shit
It is hating dude. It was hate for what those gross
waiting from outside the club why are you waiting from outside the club
get a form
hey it's I think it's 17 years that this crisis quest is a therapist yeah yeah
I
Wait, where's a day? That's fine. Let's go
Not thank you very much sir. Hey two more sniper scabs
No more sniper scabs
It's 30 p.m. C kills for this is like the fucking law
Just feel like yeah lighthouse shoreline reserve yeah, you're only I mean ground zero might be
But that's a lot of fucking pms eagles to get for quests
I don't remember any previous quest at 30 maybe 15 or something
It's not shared now. It's not a shared quest either. It's not even shared. I'm ready.
We need to scam.
you
So I'm there you said 30
Yeah, but you could do that on my customs or something that she's like that was like 2002 internet
That it's that it's hello
You
I like it. I like it. All right. Sniperscaps. Sniperscaps, Sniperscaps, Sniperscaps. Thank
you for the five gifted subscaps. Thank you for the sub.
but
but
but
but
but
but
I'm just going to get out of
the house, man.
Just need two of them.
Oh.
What are these mines? Where's
their mines over here?
There's mines.
At the, at the, yeah.
I don't know the black division
Maybe they're kind of weird the black division spawn off the map on the mines
Yeah, there's walking through it taking them just walking through the minefield. There's a lot of harmony. Yeah
I don't see him there
I
Raise daddy's daddy's he's dead up there. He's dead up there. He's just telling you. No, he's just daddy's daddy
So I'm over here
Are you lying to me? No, no, no
Are you lying no
Is this something why would I lie about that? Oh
You are a lot of shit. I never lie
Who's the last of my life?
Hot Sawango?
Like when?
Big Lacerade probably?
Last...
What?
What?
That's all I fucking kill.
Something's growing longer than ate my nose Tony.
I
Purchase the guy going towards the farm right hunt that guy down
I want to check this like we're gonna pumping station scabs
this false information is
disgusting spreading misinformation
is a disgusting act and you're
doing it.
I'm trying to clear my name.
I don't know.
It's a player.
Yeah it is it is it
Oh
Ow
That was me Tony. What?
and you just shot that was not me shooting well here's an AK I'm careful
he's uh and he's in the theater the theater
he is because he's in the theater are you sure didn't shoot or to the right
no I didn't I didn't fucking shoot he's to the right maybe or he's in the
theater I don't know I'm an aide to the right let's do the suit I fucked up the
needle about what they need okay well that was actually great I'm gonna get
my fucking legs and shit I didn't aided them they're gonna get to the left
Never mind. We'll throw another night to their left.
That's kinda decent, mate.
Oh.
I moved. Anyone to the same spot? Okay.
I hit him a little bit.
He might drop down.
Just drop down. Remember that.
Did you get the guy on the left?
No, no, no.
Are you sure this too?
No, I thought so.
Aren't you shooting at a guy when the yellow one peaked?
No.
I'm in here.
God damn, what a tank.
No helmet, nothing.
I think there's just one guy.
Damn.
Well, there was a guy shooting in, uh, east-east.
Yeah.
I may be looking over here, I don't see him.
I don't know. We're going to have to get east. The light's thinking we're the five
good deads. We need to think about a plan.
They can put better shit in it for one.
the battle pass should have way better shit in there
like there's some stuff in there that's cool but a lot of it is just
i don't know they could have they could have put cool shit in there for
they could have done way more with that
good yeah i'm doing surgery
of
the
and
you're the best
you probably long gone.
Hi.
I heard you busted.
Oh
He's dead this guy just broke his legs he fell from the balcony or the roof or some shit wait there was a guy up there
There were two no no no no no no oh
That what the fuck oh my god
The roof or some shit
Fucking dumb ass
Like a fucking Roblox character
I don't know. It's just hard to
I don't know. Where's that?
I'm back right here.
There's two. There's like two
There's like two pistols fighting
over here. Hold on. I'm going to
I'm going to hunt these guys
down.
There's two pistols fighting
over here. Hold on. I'm
and
the
STM or ADAR is a fucking ADAR.
That guy killed his condom.
There's another one back.
Yup.
That's some guys' water.
That's sniper scabs.
Sizer, thanks for the five gift, dude.
That's a gay ADAR.
This is a lovely one, skier gun.
Oh, who's that scab?
Level one skier got down.
That guy blacked my stomach and made me drink all mine.
Oh, you watch your scuff.
I'm a gift sub.
There's no I'm a holy fuck.
Um
Strike if the claim it on twitch and then also claim it on your bsg profile
I'm not have to claim it in both places
Howling good thank you for the five gifted
The flash drive I don't think I need any more flash drives
I'll just catch your elbows, then.
Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he's dead, but like, holy fucking shit,
AIME BUDGES SO GODDAMN DOG SHIT, HOLY SHIT.
I killed him on my AK, fuck.
Ooooooh.
Ooooooh.
Level 32.
Jesus Christ.
Damn.
That's got no loot.
What the hell have they been doing?
Adrian, they're the five gifted subs?
Oh yeah, they're gonna jump out the fucking window.
Thank you, Adrian.
Two sniper scavs.
One.
Armstattin' a bug.
piece of shit arm stamina bug they got him at the goddamn arm stamina thing 30
30 yeet 30 30 lemma action get shot watch you know it's a 308 me whatever
the fuck that is I guess it's a 30 30 I'm even now these guys don't have water
We are some very, very weak thing.
Let's just leave.
Don't get the hell out of here.
Plus three.
I killed the other guy with the lever action.
I'm bored now you're rid of two gifted subs
and was on bam, bam, bam
got our scouts, finish up
I don't have any stamina
okay to the gazebo I think
when it over
I'll stand up
Yeah, I was gonna say he's kind of close
Fucking scabs good. He's just locked in the bush the most random bush ever
Those waiting for people to leave resort?
Waiting for motherfuckers to leave resort
Mando, thank you for the five gifted subs
The airdrop
That's too dangerous
We're gonna play our scabs in here as too dangerous
as a player scab yep
uh-huh
play a scab
strike down
swing thanks for 41 months
it was off the war
and now
No, and now
No, and now
No, and now
And if I did I'd use someone else's fucking car and I'm I
right
I would not bring mine I'll borrow someone else's if I were to do that
You know
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of
a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a
Oh, I can't be on it already. Fuck. Shooter par five done.
Thanks for the mozen stocks, yeah, like what the fuck.
Thoughts on a staccato C2 or P?
Want a gift to myself for getting my warfare device?
Uh, I wouldn't get a C2.
I would get a P instead, to be honest.
I used to carry a C2 and they're just way too fucking big, heavy, bulky and stuff.
So just like a ranged toy, the P is really nice.
Capturing up.
That's what I would do.
I don't think I'd finish capturing outposts.
Sure.
The USP like one kill away.
I
Am one kill away
Well, we got the
I'm kind of down to go fast.
Um, I don't have a like an altar or anything like that.
Also, we get it.
We get off to DC.
Yeah, but I don't want to bring a la poop without something like that, you know
There's only one la poop
You have to look I have to I do have to la poops. You have to
True because we can play safe and snipe from the rafters
That is true we're also gonna another map and snipe people
Well,
busters.
Well, look at what quest we have.
How the fuck do we not get the goons, man?
I'll send pests.
Because they're like 50% spawn rate and not in the high.
Yeah, like 30, 15 or something.
And over found in red red rebel.
Our explosion, capturing outposts.
There's just six hell on earth
Okay, the radar station or lighthouse that we're not doing I don't want that quest is for fucking
That's the light keeper island. Why is that a level 40 skier quest? That's like makes no sense
Only targets it's a brush shotguns
I guess we can do supress shotguns. Is that even for anything? I mean we can also do the earbud quest.
What's the earbud quest?
It's on the tank helmet.
Is that shared?
Well, you see an active headset or they were armor.
Yeah, we could just do that.
And then the tank helmet.
Is that shared?
Yeah.
So that's like a factory angle for sure.
Can you do a tank helmet?
Earbuds and no armor and accounts for both.
Tank helmet.
Is there are the earbuds and active head set?
Yeah, I think yeah.
So if you did 10 Kalamit ear,
without wearing any armor or helmet, I think I was.
Oh, okay.
We could do that.
Honestly, I'm down.
What else we got to do right now?
Like, that's like, we actually do need a.
What else we do?
Unless we do sniper shit.
Which we can do easily.
That we can do.
It's just five. It's not shared, though.
But the sniper kills are shared.
What do you even get for this?
You don't have to barter for the razor, I guess.
What even is the barter for that thing?
That would be kind of nice getting the razor barter.
What for the sniper? Yeah.
How about this?
I'll put my foot down and we're going to decide right now
We're going to do I say we commit to the sniper stuff and then after we do the earbud stuff because I need a fucking blizzard plate
case
I'll fuck it. Let's do sniper stuff
That's what I thought
Fuck it. Let's do something. That's what I thought. It's goddamn right. It's goddamn right
I am him
I'm a charge. I'm on a ax and why is this thing so fucking big?
I do have some AP. I bought a
bunch of FMJ and I've seen some AP.
like 15 FMJ and then send the pupils any piece.
Do you have like the mega long barrel?
I'm using the AXMC.
Oh, so yeah.
Well, I have the TRG.
You don't have a TRG?
I do, but I'm not going to use that. I like that one.
I'm gonna say that for later
So if I lose the axmc
Well, just don't lose it. I'm not gonna
You know who you talking to?
Well, I could do the shawty barrel
No, I'll put the shawty on it
I'm not the shorty bear
Don't do that
No, but the short barrel on this the TRG and shit's busting
I bring a backup Blickey
A backup Blickey am down. Yeah, like oh, I got like a actual Blickey or like a like a 5-7 I'm bringing it
I'm bringing a USB with AP see I was thinking AP 63 in a fucking Glock 18
that
That's your crazy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, PPP in that shit. It's like two max
That's way back probably a PPP
and I buy this bag it doesn't buy it all right well I mean I have chops on that
should be nice right that'll surely save me I wish I could buy I wish I could
buy those chop I mean the helmet I don't care I can't buy the helmet I have the
shops didn't get one I used it for the one quest
I don't know any five kills we got a wait wait wait factory key factory key
bring a factory key I'm giga ratting by oh yeah I know me too I'm giga ratting
I'm gonna sit up like in the corner in the rafters and just not make a fucking sound
Wizard they give it a five gift
Thank you
Whoa, I forgot we could do that, too
I think I might be just be easier on another map, too
I'm looking crazy right now.
I'm looking crazy.
Lock it in.
Oh my god the Ergo on this is so fucking bad
Walk it out.
The fucking Ergo is so bad.
Minus, minus.
I can't get an angle in the bathroom.
These guys are stealing all our hails!
This is a great rat spot.
They're really taking all the fucking kills.
I know we got to get a little bit proactive.
Oh wait.
Wait.
What's Voipan?
Voipan, why is he saying it?
I think that's her.
you talking to you? No. No, no, no.
What's up, third floor? Multiple, multiple. Yeah.
I
Missed I
Just clicked what the fuck
What do you mean you click I would have killed them they clicked what the fuck do you mean?
I didn't shoot
I'm gonna pick that scourge. Oh shit
What are you doing?
I was on you?
Yeah, I was on you!
Oh my god, we're all with the hearty to get there!
I'm so pissed I would have killed this guy.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Damn, Skybird, you should have gotten away.
He fucking held it the whole time.
Oh my god.
he's down skybridge oh my god dude I should know what there he fucking held it
the whole time he was just hiding and then popped out like I don't know I don't
I know I knew he was there, but for I can say you know.
Okay, weirdo, weirdo, what?
Nah.
Nah, nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
That's fucking weird.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
They're in the aid?
It's going to kill you though.
Oh, shit.
Typing.
fucks
ay ay ay
nah, this guy's up here down the ground
I didn't have the bag in my gun, I would've killed him
and now he peeks
as soon as I look dude
this guy is fucking pale dude
fucks
fucks
fucks
fucks
fucks
fucks
fucks
Oh, he's not real, he's just, yeah, so.
What the fuck is he, what?
He's closeting.
What the fuck is he trying to shoot at?
He thinks you're exposed because of where you're at and doesn't realize you're behind
the stairs.
Someone's looting to Gila right now.
Yeah, I hear that.
See? That's mine.
Monkey, thank you for the five gifted. Don't thank you for the five gifted.
I
Is
He's gonna wait for me to
And look yeah, yeah
So I really either
Because how does he know that I
Well, just what was he shooting at like I think I think he thought you were exposed because you're like body was beyond the wall
But you were behind the stairs, and I think he tried to shoot you through those stairs
And like I didn't make any noise. I came up to these stairs
Jump down.
I know.
Oh, shit, there he is, booze!
There you go.
There you go.
Just sit on the body from far back.
Yeah.
Maybe
Did you drop your shit on the body? No, that's the first guy killed
Look at you, it's a weird form.
What is this fucking guy doing?
He's definitely there.
It's gonna be him coming up.
Okay.
I
Want to get your stuff
Yeah, I
Hate this map, I don't want to come back here. I
I I hate to snap early. Why I think it's the worst shit in the world
I'm done. Don't have to
Well either this yeah, I mean this he's still there he's a hundred percent still
I stay in arms. I was not going up at all
and
is actually just holding it, oh my god
how does he not have scabs going on?
I don't know but I do
We're in the wrong fucking ammo dude if I hadn't loaded my gun.
I uh, lock holy Megatron.
Yup.
Yup.
I
Got I mean, I could I mean I can go push them I can
Get it over with
I don't right there. I can I can just see your gun out
about nothing just like we don't have any of these yeah so I might just take the
here
People is this map oh
How much information bring?
But tatter 15 I guess
Try to see this cow beat
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
Right here.
I
Think it has
Fuck the Red Sox, I'm lucky dude like he's just raging
Yeah, like dude, what?
Such a fucking loser.
Look, I was gonna shoot you, you don't have it.
Oh my fuck.
I was gonna go into the water.
What the fuck?
Yeah, none of them go in.
the back of that dude is small
100% yeah he is
well I'm out of food and water
the factory key? do not
I literally told you to bring one. Oh my god
I feel like if I go left he's gonna just watch where I'm going
It's terrible.
I have an idea.
whatever. Whatever. I mean he's just
whatever. Yeah.
Yeah.
Hooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy.
He has a 6.33kd, by the way.
He has a six point three three KD by the way at 81% survival rate
Let me see that profile. Let me see that
How do you want that me and the fucking head and just hides and pops out?
Right there are hours thirty nine thirty eight raids thirty nine kills 81% SR six point three three KD
Yeah
Yeah, no
Whatever all right, I got your gun got your gun big man. All right, honka. Thank you for the five gifted
Thank you. Yeah, I'm not seven foot back in factory
That dude, it's just that map like that's where they fucking go
that like that's just that map brings all the bullshit to it if you're gonna run
into bullshit it's on factory especially early like we're like some fucking
night raid or some shit but it's always factory
I
Can it's it's always on the map
Or labs no labs labs is not even as bad because labs now you have to quest to get to
Like these guys are like they fucking suck it
questing and doing all that stuff
I don't fucking
Customs or some shit or woods or some shit. I
I need to get
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm a one.
I
What I think is the funny thing is like he like try to hide it at first. It's like yeah
I literally would have killed them if I just had a fucking bag in my gun
I wasn't have a sleep his boy died and he just started raging like it's
I
Sorry these people are so stupid
What I'm
Oh, yeah, you're supposed to reset to
We're getting there.
I say go Mags. Yes, we are. Thank you power thing to the fog. Get there. I'm saying very
I was going to be one. Yeah, I'll give you one.
I got you. No, I got you.
It's all skier. So skier skier skier.
Oh, there it is.
All right, let's go bus.
Those are woods.
What are they doing woods?
Anything?
No, I don't do that.
I think that is what you're going to do.
Just get loot on Woods.
Got loot on Woods?
Hell, yeah.
OK.
Get a big, big, big.
I'm going to vibe.
I'm going to down to the vibe.
I'm going to reset.
All right, I'm ready.
Just open the markets.
What's up?
What's up?
now thanks for thirty two months
let's get big man
wanna show these fellas what's up
of what it is, what's up?
First thing is, I knew like, as soon as I peaked,
and he peaked the pre-firm, I was like, wait.
That was instant, I was like, oh, okay, this guy.
It was crazy.
Yep.
It's crazy, bro.
That's how they are fuck that map though
Yeah
That man so I guess you can
Oh
Yeah
I'm back.
Echo.
Right under your feet, sis.
Alright.
Oh, you're good song.
Yeah.
We knew what we could do Jake. Thank you for the five gift. It was you. Thank you for three months. Hey, thank you for the five gifted
Man, you think oh, that's what that's what I want to do
I really buzz rocks or some shit
Oh, shit
I
Not as bright as yesterday
Oh, thank God. No, come on. No shards. Thank you. It came back. I don't like I don't know what the fuck
Well, I'm gonna now but it was gone. You know, it's back
Oh my god, he didn't die. He's naked too.
Yeah, dude, how does that not kill him? I smacked him.
He's tank-sick.
He's butt-ass naked. He must have hit his arm.
That's a great shot, too.
If he's fucking naked, you blow his arm out of the can to his chest.
Dude, he was fucking moving, dude.
That's a bullsh**.
That was a fucking good shot, dude.
Yeah, fuck
Oh, there's there is oh no wait is that a scab that's a scab another run up on the murder. Oh, we just killed this guy
He's running the same again. Where's he running to the right into the woods?
Stuck on these rocks
You would have died a bit of it must have done they on
Shit like that
We get some of this rock yeah
These are the headshots or just suppressing.
I see the all the fucking tree where.
Dead, straight across from us, straight across from us.
Like where I first saw the naked guy.
Was he was he here? Yeah, this guy's good.
You should probably see his bodies at the top of the like.
The little like crust where a lot of people sit close to us along the water.
Zinn thank you for the ten gifted subs
Top of the like little hill where people sit by the road
Thank you very very much Zinn lots out of it. Let's say the right. Yeah, that's how the road
He's like up there the white helmet or something
Then thank you
Not like eagle I do I can't see shit
You got eyes above the mind.
I've been told about him.
I don't know.
I got two eyes.
No, no, he was looking for something.
Yeah, yeah, I got two eyes.
We only got one eye.
Oh!
Go, go, go.
That kind of sounded like it was towards that rock.
Oh, this thing is a bad.
It might be like that rock without the barrels are.
Yeah, ZB.
Yes, sir.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Tapa.
Tapa.
See, I think it's on the rock.
I think so.
I'm going to have to rock.
Is he fighting someone?
Listen, more shots. Walk it out.
He's like fighting it. He's fighting a scab.
Is he losing?
Is that me?
I see him.
He's dead
God damn Tony, I'm too quick with it should I see that shot
Damn
Let's go mother god, so you know bush. I'd be more than I'd be more. He's further back my flare
What is this shit? I keep seeing my screen
What are you talking about?
I don't know, something's like flashing like.
Oh, oh, oh, you think I'll see an eye doctor for that?
I might.
You're seeing lights.
It's stars.
They're sitting in a bush with a mozen.
Yeah, I think this is who he was fighting.
Maybe.
Oh, yeah, I'd be a naked guy, got it.
Anonymous stinking with a five gifted.
Use your snipper, dude.
Use a snipper.
True snipper.
True
Not sure
I want to use the AP but I guess I have to get the kills it's it's worth the sacrifice
I think yep, but they can
That's them
Should be dead he's dead
Fuck
Where's that? I don't fucking know. I thought he was lower. You could see me
The scab no
There's no way I was a scab those I just got a headshot. Oh
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, right away
Little crazy when he had shot me like that. Oh, yeah
I couldn't see yeah, he tried to shoot us through the fucking rock
I
Shouldn't they gonna file it did
We're getting out of here. I saw what you saw. I felt what you felt. Hey, this guy's coming
This guy is not fucking real
It's coming over here. I think we hide yeah
Another map
The map really
Which map am I going to, you little one?
It is the weekend, Tony, and it is 6 PM.
It is the weekend, yep.
That was all aboard.
Yep, but I'm putting the fries in the bag.
No, dude, I saw the green tracers,
and I was like, OK, that's a little weird.
I don't see the guy.
And then I heard the people is hitting rock.
As soon as it hit the rock after that, yeah, I knew.
I just knew.
Those are the jobs?
Yeah, they got to pay for the cheats.
They got to pay for the cheats somehow, man.
Unless they take it from Mommy's credit card.
There is two. Maybe the cheats got updated after the release.
I know because it was it was really clean the first like I thought I really didn't see any
Yeah, but not not like not a lot of all
The loot thank you for the five gifted
Thank you loot
Well, I got three PMC's there, right, so let's show them.
Goodbye, Maref M.J.
Good cobs.
I need two more pimpsies.
I'll cover it over in the flair
I'll see how the rabble we get for this like you see W32 patent rule
yeah that's not too bad damage pretty fucking bad I mean I'd rather sign with
I made it or something you know that that one
That's pretty ass, bro
Stinky
Stinky
I am ready for the raid
You think they're gonna appeal the NFA ruling?
I don't know.
I've been hearing that for the last fucking 15 years.
You know, I mean now it seems closer than ever but that's what it always seems like
so who knows.
Who knows.
Maybe for now and then maybe they'll bring it back.
I don't know.
Who the hell knows?
Maybe.
Wait, I'm done with this.
I'm gonna turn this Sabralo for this other quest.
I want to get to find gear in the, um,
what is it, reserve,
reserve parlor some shit?
I don't need another Zabra'la, right?
All right, thank you for the prime.
Time.
Time.
time is it?
It's not pretty early.
I feel like it was later.
I have good and bad news.
What's that?
Bad news.
Actually just bad news.
What's the bad news?
Jinji's awake and she wants to play.
Oh Jesus Christ.
I know. Oh Jesus Christ. I know. Help me God. Help me God. Help me God.
I need a fucking, I need divine intervention right now. Okay, okay, well we hope. Albert,
thank you very much. Thank you, Bassett. This could be really good for us because she can
cast the wizard spells away from us. Because she will steal the loot before they can even get
that's gonna anger them what no let's get a anger that it's with the ginger or
it can be pacifist rangers true but could happen they could be trying to
like show off to the ladies yeah yeah like oh the ladies are here let me show
off like maybe a friendly cheater oh yeah we get sniping here oh my god
I'm gonna be a guy spawn in front of us. Yeah.
Huh? Last time.
Okay, but we didn't spawn this close last time, right? Oh, we spawned pretty far away actually.
Scavington? Boom!
I don't see anybody on the beach.
I'll say nobody on the beach you're running I'm not I'm not worried about the beach
They're back in the middle of the rocks.
Is that you?
Are you running right now?
I'm jumping.
I jumped.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
This guy is shooting behind us.
Yeah.
I heard running.
I didn't know what it was.
I don't want to stand up.
Are you running?
I'm running in front of you.
That is a big ass rock.
Well, that's where you are, okay?
It was a problem right here.
This guy is shooting behind us.
Yeah, I heard that.
There's nobody going on the beach over here.
I don't know, people go on the Alaska's nowadays on this map.
I wonder if I'll push up.
I
Outcomes thank you for the five good subs, thank you red with a baggett smart. Thank you. That's my max bench 365
But I'm bench anymore
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree.
That cat looks clear.
I see duffelrock.
I know, but we do a big gun.
We got the big gun with the B of L-Magnitude.
I'm kind of down to go to Spine, because I feel like there's people going to be rotating through that.
Probably, yeah.
I'm down.
Get off woods.
I want to down my quest.
And this is the place for big gun.
Please, thank you.
And bear with the vagated subs.
This is the perfect place for big gun.
I have big fucking gun with big fucking bullet
Go straight to the skull
What do you have?
Russian gun
Are you blocking with your arm like Captain America?
That was Captain Blyat
Captain Blyat, he don't use shield, he uses his own arm
We don't need shield like capitalist pig in Russia we use Russian bear block bullet with arm
arm is Russian body strong like bear
we can consume 30 liters of vodka in a sitting
What is the leaders of fuck ton give that two liter soda
We that guy going down towards Kevin
Oh, you're right
15 of them John's holy fuck
It's a lot of soldiers
Yeah, it's like that's too much so there's
stuff upload
You burping like crazy
Burping shit and fart and all at once
what a play is this way man, what a play is that?
you can go hunt towards like a douchebag, right?
yeah, we might need to do a little hunting
oh brother the staccato appears ordered in Mars 7
ooooh, very nice congratulations
congratulations bro, do you think we'll fire get his son to ground?
thank you very much, snort, there was 69
very nice
I'm going to unsubscribe now. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Just make a new channel.
New account.
Who's that on the road? BAM!
Oh, oh, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, BTR man's angry.
I don't like that.
Oh, BTR man is angry.
I am the eye in the sky
Ah, yeah.
Yo, Tony. Yo, Tony.
What?
Yo, Tony.
What that couldn't really fall? Yeah, I mean your deck of it really bad
The fuck is everybody knows it's fun
Well, I don't know.
We all kill this guy.
Hey.
I didn't see any scabs.
I guarantee you they're all like outskirts or some shit.
But where's the SVD guy?
I don't want to chase him over there.
Just go like towards douche or some shit.
Le douche?
Yeah.
Le douche?
Interesting.
Who the fuck is the other guy?
I don't know. Right there, yeah.
Interesting.
Fucking pussies. Holy fuck, bro.
Holy moly.
Two of them?
Yeah, we didn't hear them at single time under us, but I guarantee they heard us.
Probably.
I
Do how many bulls these guys have these guys 60 rounder
Level seven there were just two of them. I know I was putting the moves on both of them
30
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I'm so fucking heavy now.
It's Christ.
Oh, I got all your shit.
Thank you.
I gotta finish up my quest.
Those are my last two.
Weed.
Thank you for the fog.
I didn't check anything over fog.
I did.
I got a fucking 62 kilogram, that's Christ.
Fuck, I'm doing drugs.
Can we get mule stems without the flea, like...
Maybe barter?
Is there that? Is there a barter for millstones?
about that and thinking of the five gifted to be to be the keys of therapists for a mule
that's my fault dude
just prone there too like no they were there the entire time
we didn't we didn't hear that I guess they're just yeah I think they're just fully camping
that because it's like a high traffic area I guarantee that's what they're doing they've
they've been there the whole way.
Yeah. Guaranteed.
It's 130 is a trimmer item.
Yeah, it's airwaves.
I didn't mean people back here.
Gingy might save us for these demons.
Make sure nobody's here.
I
By the way, then no scope almost it
Did that I did I tell you I put the moves on those fellas
I was like the sugar the round of ammo and no scope really went right under him. They got in those prone
I should have been fucking I couldn't tell where the fuck they were at first
No, it's like I like prone and I killed him and then you were still up and the other guy
Like I just couldn't see him the rock was in the way
on them. I deserve that.
Thank you for the five get
this. You deserve to be
righted there.
I don't know what the hell is
that? That's good.
Well, I got your shit.
I got your shit.
Thank you.
So shit.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm dying. Well, thanks for giving it to me now after I just motherfucking did all that shit
After I just did it, thanks for the make me do it again
All right, um
No, I gotta do it
Yeah, baby, but AP in the first man and two of my last eight months you're 11 packing. I was packing deal
Shit, I'm
Be packing so
15 bullets on my clock is field. Yeah
Yeah, it's a good lot
Well, no longer have one.
That's fine.
Yeah, no longer have one.
They're pretty cheap anyway, like it tries them.
Um.
Yeah.
So I did that cult of circle thing.
Yeah.
And I got a strip mag.
Play case time.
I think it's a different shot.
You put five.
Wait, did you put player dog tags in there?
Oh.
How's it done already?
I don't know.
I put black division dog tags in there.
Five.
I think I did something wrong because I was not I was it already done
They all the same kind maybe
Okay.
Six more things for Sega Sniper.
That's good to know.
That'd be the same color, I think, Tony.
Yeah.
That'll get you.
Yeah.
That'll get you.
I got me good.
I got.
I'm ready on where we're going.
Good question.
I don't know where we're going.
Cover my shirt right now.
Cover my shirt.
Is Jinji coming?
Oh, no, Jinji.
Where's she at?
I'm back down.
I'm back down.
Go to icebreaker.
Yeah, yeah, you were going icebreakers.
We're going for a show, for a show, for a show.
I see it, thanks for the five gifted, Stefan, nope, thank you for the five gifted.
I'm gonna leave this one here.
Next thing on your time.
I'm gonna
elaborate it. No I have it unlocked though.
Got labyrinth unlock just haven't been there.
It would probably be pretty dead right now I would imagine.
Probably super dead right now.
Tony Macaroni you are the best.
You'd only really have to go there to quest, right Joker.
Thank you sir.
I'm sure.
Spoozy, thank you, really.
Five.
Give it.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Get down.
Yeah, Si.
Uh-oh, over here.
I'm gonna see like a snipes on Bobbie.
of
the
of
the
back from it
and six targets of the
They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
That was so much so flexible.
This is all the stretching he does.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was random.
What's flexible guy now?
I'm sure you know a lot of flexible guys now.
Hold on.
Hold on and say, you know what?
You know a lot of flexible guys do I?
How would you know you'd be hanging out them flexible guys
Fold it up like a pretzel like a fucking Chipotle burrito
Can't see my own thing against me thank you
Months pushing up a little bit
I'm sitting prone in grass, looking at the beach, enjoying the ocean breeze.
Yeah, nobody seems to go that way anymore.
Yeah, I do whatever I want, because not many people have scopes.
Yeah, but you think just like running into the map?
I'm telling you, people just play the outskirts on this map now.
That is the outskirts, though.
Not really.
It's like inwards.
I was supposed to be like ZBO 014 and going all the way around towards like you sec
Yeah
It's any are you calling yourself friends?
Like are you flexible? Well, you are flexible you already said that so you don't have to put your your feet behind your head, right?
No, can you put both feet?
Thank you. Thank you that I can't do
I
Guess I think you have a tramp stamp that says Lizzie depository shut your ass up
Enter here
Even worse
Oh, the barbed wire heart tramp step.
Yes, sir.
The arrow threw it for a knife.
No, you're pulling up to me right now.
You what?
Right up in front of you.
I don't see nobody.
I don't know.
Where's Sniper Skaev?
What the hell is this?
Where's my Sniper Skaev?
Man, that suck that I died on Sniper Skaev
was actually fuck.
Yeah, but honestly, you have to get five PMC kills in a dime of Baltis anyway after so like
Doesn't really matter, you know
I'm gonna do that in factory
Yeah, but like you'll probably just get get it done while doing the next cluster of garbos, you know
True. Yeah, you're right. It's really not
Old mayonnaise
That's what they call me back in high school
and
The fuck high school do you go?
Shit
I don't want to remember it
There's a piece of shit back then
you start reaching the point where it's not even that it's like hard is just fucking annoying
spine yeah
i think they're in like the the kravast
where you died there was anny shedburn they give it a five get it's uh like mama they
give it a five get it's uh i think you guys yeah i mean that's a hot spot so they're camping
that shit
there for a reason
we got top of spine
on the backside
very very loud well I had to be allowed to make moves sorry I would be allowed to
make money moves you'd understand and but these guys are gonna hear you and
then they're never gonna fucking move don't build people don't do that anyways
I think I was towards the bunker, the new bunker, maybe, didn't sound that far.
I'll call towards those subs.
I'm pissed off.
Who's the goose?
They were the five gifted subs.
I'm going.
I haven't seen a single anything.
towards our shops
I'm pissed off
You see goose, they have the five gifted subs
I'm going, I haven't seen a single anything
Not even a fucking scab
I think those guys were the
I don't think they were the five gifted
That shit's on a close close
It's not a closey close
Okay, if someone's name was DV and T, what would you what would you assume their name is?
Danced
Danced or dent, right?
Danced or dent?
Danced or dent?
And not like devious?
Ah
Oh, maybe
Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. The hell
Tosca's dangerous
No, I wouldn't really know what to think to be honest
Okay, you'll guess what food did you got? What do you think you got what what food?
Yeah, what do you think Gigi is meant much not today surely not diet real us again
That's awesome. Listen
Yeah, I think
No, she got like
I'm thinking something like I think she got something
I think she got like a chicken salad. Yeah, like a chicken salad
Or like
Oh my god, my head is on fire
I don't like where I'm at right now
Yeah, she didn't get to lay like, okay
I need to kill that guy, tell me. Remember that.
Oh, why?
Well, no, it's more important that I get it, because I'm almost on the quest.
You don't need to do it without dying, doesn't matter.
No, I'm not doing the quest the first one
Hey man, I kills don't matter are you fucking kidding me? Oh matter. Oh, that's it. I'm still having fucking kill that
I
Bro, I stopped the fucking Vaseline up I had a lot of lube in my hands. Oh my god, bro. I fucking do be my hands
Would you shoot? Yeah, I need I need more I need more scav kills
I need five more. Oh, it's it's war. It's war now. No, but I can't I will doing this. Oh my god.
I'm in the leg. I shot him in the leg. Holy fuck. That was a very good. Jesus Christ, bro.
Oh, Jesus Christ, nah, I was good.
I turned, dude, I flicked, I shot him in the leg, got by the tree, I was ready to go.
There are so many dead people back here, the entire server, buddy.
Wait, really?
No.
Well, I would really like to hear the entire lobby instead of, you know, hearing absolutely
fucking nothing.
Yeah, there was a fucking war here.
And the thing is they're all wearing loud guns.
Um, okay, back to Jinji's food. What do you think? What are you thinking?
I'm thinking something like chicken salad
You're gonna find you have them or do you because you think I think chicken salad?
I'll say a burrito bowl
Now you don't even care
Lemon pepper chicken with three beans and potatoes
It's always peppered chicken with these beans and titers.
OK, do you think she made that?
Natty, or do you think she made that shape
with the pre made green beans and tatas in a bag?
What? No, that's something McNatty.
What? It's definitely Natty.
I mean, like five more things to shoot.
I finished two things this week.
Yeah, I just need to kill like five more things without dying of a sniper tonight
You finish the BMC kills for sure
All right, well
The fuck are those scabs
I wasn't even a sniper scout.
Richard Scabhouse.
Richard Scabhouse.
Good scabos.
Climate thing of the five gifted subs.
Climate.
to
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'll double check, but I'm pretty sure it's all solo.
Tony, did anyone ever tell you that you're built like a fuggler?
Well, what?
A fuggler.
What's that?
I'm looking like fucking not so Libre
I didn't say anything I didn't say anything about the literally he saw the wife I just said the looks
I just said I just said
Damn
He's got that fucking
The godly dick huh?
Yeah, you should, thanks.
That fight.
You made her see the light.
Damn.
Hello.
Hello, crack bones, thank you for 55 months.
Shmat, thank you for 7 months.
I'm going to need to tell you more kills, I'm not thinking of a seven months, I'm hungry.
Same bro, I've been eating ten hours.
Really?
You didn't eat anything today?
I don't eat anything, all day.
Holy fuck.
I'm not losing weight.
What do you mean?
Well, yeah, I am losing weight.
Yeah, that's why.
Wait, what?
Well, I actually don't know
if I have...
because I haven't been weighing myself, but...
So you don't listen to a single thing I tell you?
No, I do. I do weigh myself,
but I haven't been doing it every single day.
I'm still like...
I am losing weight, but I haven't...
I'm still like...
I am losing weight, but I haven't what do you mean? I do listen to you. No, it's not anything. I
Do listen oh, I just told the vodka I needed mother whore
I need three more gales with a sniper three more gales of the sniper
to this raid this gaming endeavor because the wizards are out and they are fierce
The dock the dock forces are upon us
The dock wizards
Wait, why did I get dog tags
from the
Like the codes you put in the launcher
the BD dog eggs. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's a Black Division item that you trade for Kia.
Trade it for Luke at the trade. You trade off the Black Division as a lot of special items and
there's barters for like what? Armors and guns and ammo and yeah. Wait, then why aren't we going
and killing black division.
We have been for them.
Yeah, where you been?
Um.
Do don't ask.
You know me black division, we kill today.
Don't ask honey.
You know one of the answers.
Actually, yeah, I don't know the answer.
I've only seen them.
Some things are better left unspoken.
Yes.
You know, the fucking drop the fucking new angle.
Thank you for the five.
10 months
You want what she said Tony what she she
But actually yes, I'll be you I know it was a big shit like I probably lost like five pounds
Those are like the best though. There's nothing like waking up and taking a huge shit
Exactly
The world know about it and then you wipe it. It's totally clean
There's nothing there's nothing else
No, no, there's no one there's one thing left Tony, you take a picture. It's your friend. Okay, I don't do that. Okay. Oh
Oh, yeah, I guess I don't do I know people that do that. Everybody's knowing a guy
That would just send you pictures of his shits, but that
Prison now
You said no no no
Inside the toilet if you send me a picture of I'm probably gonna block
site. I'm sorry.
Very gross growing up.
The dude with the tomboy.
The dude sent in the dump picks.
He was the one pissing at the urinal
with his pants on his ankles.
Yeah, that was that kid.
He grew up and he evolved.
He is also taking shits and sinks
and the urinals.
OK, that's crazy.
People are doing.
OK, but I didn't do that stuff.
OK. Oh, yeah, you say that.
What the hell is shitting in the sink?
though, okay, one time, one time when I was, okay, hold up, wait a minute.
One time, this is going to embarrass me, but I don't really care. One time when I was really
young, I think I was like, like nine or 10, I took the biggest shit ever. And I was scared as
well and clogged the toilet. Okay, okay. Going crap. A little, you know, plastic bag, and I put
in the bag, and I was thinking in the back, and I buried my poop in the bag.
like a dog wait what you fucking
because i was scared to show my parents
fucking what wait that's crazy why don't you just get the poop knife
my parents don't believe in a poop knife what kind of household are you raised in
that's the first time she got bigger and beat you for taking a shit
dude okay to be fair my my my parents were not the best when i was growing up
You've definitely gone through therapy and I've changed, but my mom was very abusive, so I was very scared.
Oh. Oh.
So yeah, I was scared to clog the toilet because I didn't know if I was going to get spanked for it or not, or, you know.
So, yeah. Out back, out back it goes.
Now, I see now, I don't want to laugh at this because now it just got kind of deep and I feel bad.
I also can't ignore the absurdity that I just listened to
I'm at a crossroads here. I don't know which way to go
I think I might try that I might try taking a massive shit and then putting in a plastic bag in the
Bear's backpacker honestly that seems like pretty fun. Yeah I don't know what was wrong with that
I'm definitely not doing that.
I definitely had some issues.
Cooping, I don't know.
I was constantly constipated, but not anymore.
I don't, I go poop on a regular feeding do.
Honestly, we were actually eating fucking cement like we were
so get like expired food from like the whatever the places
were that my mom would take us to go get food.
What and then it just come back. It just come back. Yeah, I guess the food bank
We go to churches and they would give us free food, but it was always expired. So maybe it was
You know
My I was the same my dad my dad was like that. We did that I wasn't I didn't grow up in a
rich household or whatever
Yeah, that's normal. No way. That's chill and no money
I just remember there we would always have like the notice on our door of
Yeah, we were we were in dirt for we lived in the hood
Well, no, I feel like an absolute piece of shit
I gotta kill like three more things
Now it's whatever
Yeah, I'm blessed now. I can smell your fucking Tony you
I'll cover my my screen
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't.
All right.
All right, all right.
Yeah.
That's a rare one right there.
That's a rare one.
I just don't have a filter.
I don't care.
I just say all the stuff that people keep inside and they think that they're weird
but really everyone goes through shit like this.
Relax, you ain't the only one.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, I've never buried...
I mean, I've shit outside for sure, but I've never buried it.
Well, no, Todd.
I've also never trans...
I've never transferred it from the poop receptacle to the outside.
Tested with a five-gift tarp, and you were the five-gift...
I was like, whenever we were with my like Amish godparents, we went to this river and I had to shit so bad.
So they gave me a shower.
They gave me a like a brown bag to poop it.
Well, you might as well just shat in the river.
That's what I was like, why?
Why do I have because they dream from the river?
Well, so what? They're Amish.
Well, they put their irrigating the crops with the river water and then you get to
Water no, but then the poop goes into the
It's human shit good for crops
That's kind of like the nitrates and all that
Maybe
The shit we do now a chat GPT. Yeah, you're gonna get microplastics
I'm just gonna be taking it. Yeah, it's human poop good for
I mean, like if an apocalypse happened, of course, I'm going to untreated as human poop is generally not safe or advisable for growing food crops.
It's got nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium.
Well, I've been doing it wrong.
All this.
All right.
What?
Nothing.
Well, practice eats poop.
practice eats poop wait you ate poop pills too wait no I didn't eat poop pills
she really didn't eat poop pills I did not I didn't know that there was a thing
That people did that
That's how we needed it after the poop lettuce
We were talking about poop transplants and they're real and then we got it into Genji having diarrhea lettuce
I've heard fish leave shitting everywhere. No, no, but the poop transplants occur from things like that. I
I would assume so and they transplant the poop through a pill
Yes, they put the yeah, and then you they make you eat the poop. I'm not
Poop
It's okay to eat the poop sometimes
No, what's eating?
Oh, Frank is you were just telling me that it's not not taboo to eat ass in 2026
We're like about three hours ago. You were just telling me that I
Yeah, I thought about it for a while. I said about 30% of the population at least in 2026 is enus
Same well, I know that's it. You might think it's gross, but this is a normal part of human behavior now
That's sucking on toes was weird and then I was like no maybe in like the 90s. That was like, oh my god
That's crazy now people are just out there. What are you talking about sucking down on farts like
No, no, no. I said, wait, hold on. I agree with you that toe sucking was most normalized,
but I don't think eating ass is that normalized. Yeah, you can talk about it, talk about it,
but I don't think people actually eat ass. I think it's a small pop.
Behind closed doors, people are eating ass, Fragas. They may not openly be ass eaters,
but behind closed doors, they're eating ass.
One in three one in three right now
Thank you
Thank you and costly talk about how he was so addicted to eating
A new girl like every week that he would like go and eat your ass
How many people are even working at the exporting
There's gotta be at least 20 and one of them was openly an ass eater. So how many were closet ass eaters
What's the percentage of that?
That's pretty fucking good odds, dude
That's not good. That's pretty good. That's five percent openly doing it openly bragging of being
You know they're bragging about it. You're really the famous ass eating allegation. I'm not you. You're an ass eater
Y'all know it
Let's get the fucking right over this is quest so for the
Proof thanks for the prime gas thanks for fun give the
Uh, we could go to customs, woods, reserves, labs, ground zero, not factory.
Everywhere except for reserve and lighthouse because I'm not level three on all my traders.
Okay, this is crazy.
Hmm.
Go to a massage parlor.
Oh, I'm not shaming yet, okay
Don't leak the raid. Oh, this is a rare poll
No, if you eat ass you have a little bit of shit particles in there, there's no way
There's definitely
What do you mean? What do you mean that's gross? What do you mean that's gross?
That's so gross!
There's no way you're gonna be throwing up. You really just talk about grabbing shit out of a toilet,
put it in a bag, and then bury it in your backyard.
I'm not putting it in my mouth!
Well I was you putting it in your fucking nose because you're having your fucking hands!
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
The rim rea- oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fragus is the rim reaper
Girl in the rim reaper
Oh
You're the only one doing it
I'm not doing it. The remedy is definitely
I'm not defending it. I'm just saying also, I don't care people you guys don't need as a yeah, what doesn't buy
Just doesn't what's I got to do with me. I
Don't care what people do with their own in their own homes, but I know Bob. Thank you for five gifted subs
Fragus we all play Tarkov motherfuckers are freaks. What do you mean?
If you play this shit for fun imagine what kind of sex you're into Jesus Christ
What being choked oh
Where we
Some guy told me that it is so normal for men to like to get paid nowadays and I was like
That's not just a book by its cover
I'm sorry, I could never do that today. I would be laughing my fucking ass off
Yeah
Yeah, that's why you don't laugh.
That's the greatest thing to me.
The internet should hella.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, no, that's not normal.
That is not normal.
I'm frightened.
I've been exposed to a lot of the people in the outer world.
Peggy, that's different.
It's Peggy.
What are you talking about?
Peggy's got an eating ass.
It's not that much.
I gotta kill like three things and not die, so let's lock in
Rax think we're the five gifted subs
Listen, I don't judge anybody for what they do in their private lives
That's how they want to get down?
I mean I honestly find someone else with a freak like that and that's fine, you know?
Don't you push your girlfriend bus hat like me
Don't you push your girlfriend bus feet like me
Can you find me, if I die doing this fucking quest
I swear to God
You're very invested in this whole- I feel like you're something to tell us.
I think they're equivalently- they're equivalent I think.
Wow!
Fuck.
Ah, okay, he's dead.
You got that you got the ass eaters riled
I think I just murdered a man I might have been a man
Yeah, I murdered a man I back campsite another one cock
Ice cream
ice cream
Dead fucking shit. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, I need I need a I need three pms. He's not dying
I got two and then I need three more. I just got the quest
Made
That's a good shot guys
It's like a pistol. That's a ginger shooting. No
Yep, I don't know I think he's third yet. I'm on second. He's on third. Okay. I might go I might I might try to destroy this man
He's at first
Okay
I'm gonna run into the saw just in case.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
There's one thug out here.
This guy's getting fucking dizzy.
No, he's not back.
This guy's getting hella dizzy dude.
I hide the door.
Is it first?
He's in the room on first.
Is he stuck?
Yeah, he's...
Did you thornate at the guy that...
He's dead.
Shot through the fucking...
Yo, going down is all this shit!
This guy was putting the fucking...
the fucking moves on me, man.
I need two more BMCs without time.
Fan thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jamie for the five thank you for the twenty a month trigger thank you for the five.
Loose thank you for the three months.
They do not know lose.
They do not.
I don't think so.
Did you kill the guy upstairs too?
I know the guy upstairs was that guy.
Oh.
He like he kept just running on metal and audio cutting out. He never came up
Did I kill the guy by the campsite there could be more out there
Also, I had some crazy shots this red. Yes, I like it. Listen to the one guy outside. Oh my god
The guy back looks so low
there's no way those guys no the campsite guy the campsite guy might have been
separate I don't know they could have split up a lot but the last two were
together for sure I'm not sure what I did really nothing this year did they give
the five. The five get them.
That's chill.
Where is this thing in one time?
Oh, got it.
I found one.
So I was able to go in here and get this thing.
I have a mental witness.
I don't.
Did you guys get this stuff?
They were like your story.
Yeah.
Oh, now are you in two story?
Yeah.
I'm focused on not dying. Yeah, we're focused on not doing like psycho sniper and all that shit. We're doing psycho sniper and all that shit.
All that shit. Yeah, all that shit.
Let's see a scav. I see a scav. You need a scav. Thanks. Come here, scav. Standing right at the broken wall. Two scavs actually. One's up at the bunkhouse, one's at the broken wall. Let's see him.
the
the car here
yeah
I kind of just reset this John
turn that one quest in and then get the last two
a face plan.
This guy was doing, um,
but he was using an ADAR to do setup. Does that work?
Uh, no, I think that guy might be acoustic.
Well, ADAR is a scav gun. I don't, I mean,
Yes, I'm the back front side door car
I'm on first floor, by the way, don't you
Oh, Gingy, you gotta stop.
Is he at it?
I don't know, I thought you killed him.
Oh, she said...
Welcome!
Is he in the bathroom?
No, he upstairs, second floor.
Give me the finger.
Oh, I'm...
I know.
Come here, buzzer.
Oh, so...
You guys remember when you were a clear scav and you could flip off the regular scav and it would start shooting you?
Um, I, oh here's the thing to do. I've never scabbed my life.
Oh.
I don't, well I don't think you can do that now.
I've never scabbed.
Scabbed for 40 months?
I haven't scabbed this life yet.
That is a lie.
Do you have scabbed with me before?
Do you need a peep pistol?
No, I got mine a long time ago.
You got two?
Mm-hmm.
Alright.
Let's get out of here.
You're about leaving, yeah, I don't want to die.
I'm gonna get a car running.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, I got car money.
Do you need money, JJ?
No.
Okay.
I see a fantastic return.
You had a piece, mother.
We had a five.
You had a piece, mother.
Brother, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Brother man, brother man.
I want to pee.
You need the PCs now.
Only some of them.
Only some of them you can.
A lot of them you can't.
What?
I want to pee.
You're standing there all menacingly.
Well, yeah.
I'm I'm I gotta I gotta I gotta pose.
I'm posing. I'm I'm I'm scaring off the the pros and
keep on shift and the wolves. They try to shift.
I'm a scarecrow. I'm press.
Shit.
That's going. Wait, you can still do that.
You said you ate the piece of the like flip them off like three times or something
Belligerent thank you for 20 months spare change they were five gifted by just thinking really good
Hey, I didn't die
I
Nice
Well, you're just gonna say hi and then you will be at the way. Yeah, that's all you do. Yeah, I was meant to
Sure born in heaven
of the
one shoe on the
one of the
one of the
I
Hide screen already
That's way easier. Yeah, can you buy more FMJ friends?
Oh fuck I just what the fuck that is by about 96 or something. I'm a tack axe. Oh shit
Did they get rid of the quest where you have to give extra's and the tishanka to
Yegabalms yeah
Interesting.
So.
I'm covering what's the low key and and obtain the terror group shipment list on custom is that the one I need the key for
Oh, no, that's the yeah, yeah, you need the company something like that
Company key something Delta. Thank you for the fire get the subs exo
Thank you for the fire get the subs at one point. Thank you for the fire this guy. Thank you for the prime John
Thank you for the prime. It's that one's good, right?
That one's good. Did you try the red one blue one? I haven't yet. I haven't had a look. I've been addicted to it
You still have them? Mm-hmm
Yeah, they're actually hella good
The orange one is good. The strawberry dreams one is good
So how about this you you send me a whole package of red light blue monsters. I
Mean I could just buy you some on Amazon
John
But dude it you talk about this you have a sponsor. Yeah, I know they should they give you the free shit
Yeah, I know but it's easier just communicate like
What can you have them
Oh, I can just buy you some fuck it's like 20 dollars, what do you mean like
Buy you some for what is 20 dollars for a friend
My car thank you for the five gifts of brandon. Thank you for the five gifted joke
the
the
the
Um
Do you see white pizza? Yeah no but like any protons
No
Any protons
Put ons like something with some proteins
Yeah
That's not broke sausage has like zero protein in it
It's like the tiniest little bit on Pete like what okay, then get that get
That dude that is not
protons
What meatballs and sausage and pepperoni?
that's
And bacon and ham
Just get the meat get bacon's got hella protein. It's fucking 90%
Dude they're gonna put two ounces of chicken on the pizza. What do we want to just ask for extra chicken?
Just put a whole fucking 16 ounce chicken on that thing. There you go. I want to have chicken breasts on my pizza
They're gonna be like what the fuck
Now rotisserie chicken would head
We're gonna go where I'm not gonna die. I'm gonna kill two more players
I just heard a scab on the other side of the fin.
Yeah, hard to out.
My buddy.
What the hell?
Damn, he just tanked that shit.
I
Just trying to give you a case
Shoulder check me try shoulder check
Like a linebacker in the football on the Russian fucking football team
It was fucking varsity at Moscow high shit
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
might be a scab I think it was a scab yeah it's a scab
it's a lot of twisted
we're shooting right now
that was for sure goons no
got a better gun we need those
if I kill them does it
Yes, yes it does
I'm belated. What was that SR?
Pardon us are other side of mechanic. I think
Is that out the gooners with the SR
One.
Somebody just walk out in the open and let me shoot them.
I see one person in the middle.
I'm going along right in the middle.
Dude's already free kill.
That's crazy.
I'm going a stronghold to see if I can see these.
Backhouse is open.
I think goons are open.
Ooh.
Is that the stronghold?
That's it.
I need these caps.
I'm killed.
There's one on the side of Stronghold.
What's on your right or wrong?
What?
I don't know if I've been through here or not.
Well, sign on us.
I'm being careful.
Sweeping my sectors.
Holy shit.
Are you like sneak?
What's this guy's name?
Swiper?
Swiper.
That guy's the worst fucking guy.
That guy's the worst fucking thing in the world.
I'm swiping, I'm swiping, I'll set this.
That guy's the worst thing he's getting caught, I don't like it.
What the fuck?
What?
There's that gas.
Let's see if I can spot him from the top window.
The window, the window, the window.
Where do you kill this, where are these scabs at, Judy?
He's below, outside.
These guys are for sure at gas look towards crack
And see him I guess towards crack and I didn't see anything all the doors are open though
When I use a golden star and see if I'm allergic
good luck guys are still scav at bond gas yeah I'm getting other than Bruno Mars
it's okay though it's got to be stems because I have to
I gave you a chair and a prop on it.
Chair and prop on it.
Or whatever you tried.
You have a chair and prop on it.
Oh, that's cool.
They're my bender.
That was a hole.
I'm going to go mechanic.
Gigi, come with me.
What name was that?
Are you coming?
No.
I'm going to come over to you guys.
There's a need that power comes from your house.
Wait a minute.
I was in front of you.
Yeah, I was about to say that's not mechanic.
Bro, the audio man. You gotta fix this. This is disgusting.
Yeah, they're mechanic. We're like not in mechanic, but like in the room...
Uh, where else next to mechanic?
Like toward, uh, Rage and G.
Oh, we're in it.
They're inside bunder.
There's a person outside of the flashlight.
I saw that.
That's over there. That's over there.
That's over there.
They're there. They're there. They're there.
17? Is that?
It's called Bender. It's called Bender.
Oh, Bender.
There's a picture of Bender from Futurama.
No, Bender from Futurama is on the wall in there.
Yes.
Bender.
Bender.
I might...
That's a...
See it.
They killed Goon, so they want their gear for sure.
They're still over there with the flashlight.
There's multiple.
I think it's a three-man, three or four-man.
Tony, where are you?
Next to Ben, like the other thing next to outside of you guys.
The building next to Ben, the building next to Ben, I'm not sure.
I see a flashlight. Yeah, that's the person.
Is there smoke?
We're in the locker room.
There's a guy tough on some con.
You don't want to hit him. Yeah, he's got a night's gear on.
I'm going to have a bad peak for him.
Get upstairs. He's going down. He's going down.
There's two men and there's multiple.
He's like fully became night.
He's running towards us.
I don't know.
He's out.
He's got a top of the.
I'm on metal.
He just take the head shot.
I killed him.
Oh, I probably shouldn't have killed him.
You're fine, Anna.
Oh, Gigi, you fucking piece of shit.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck, Gigi.
You better not say P.
I should have laged him.
I wasn't thinking.
Oh, no, no, you're good.
No, Gigi.
You fucking asshole.
Shut the fuck up.
Sorry.
I didn't mean that.
That was just my emotions taking over.
There's got to be a guy in the building though, right?
There is, there is, he's right next to me.
He's...
Where's he going?
There's a staircase in the left over here.
And there's a guy on the metal up top, that's you.
That's me.
He's on the left staircase?
He's in the door right now?
The left staircase.
He's running away, he's running to his hole.
He can't get away from me!
I'll cut him off.
I'm dead, I'm dead, there's a guy, he, he said he's run through his hole, oh I thought
you guys were in bender, oh, oh, oh I totally, I totally misread that situation, I'm dead
out by con he's gonna probably go for my shit rip I thought you guys are in there when you
to the left stairs.
That is not a player.
Yeah, we need to get some of these shi-
Put on the knife!
What the fuck?
He got hit by this thing.
No, I mean, they were...
Oh, shit!
He dead.
There's another.
I got him.
There's two more on the right, Fraggus.
There's another guy now.
Another spindle.
Another spindle.
Yeah, yeah.
What's that mean?
To the left of that.
Oh, no, dude.
Ugh.
I am I am bad for thinking that they were in there.
Oh, did he lose me?
No, my gun's there.
What are they running to?
I thought you guys were fucking in there.
You needed a car battery for family?
No, no, I'm good.
Rhymes thank you for the fine gifted. Yeah, I thought they were there. Oh, yeah, we were we were
No, we were in the when you said next to me I was like, oh, okay
Yeah, I lost those three kills
I
Think of another five gifted players or peace caps under my sorry
I got some food lower the prices
I'm sad
I died and I shouldn't have I just
Craft things for the fight. No, I thought that you were next
When he said next to him
What wait hold on I don't know. There's her all the shots and stuff and it all sounded like it was there
All right. Well
We're gonna get
a green flare faster what am I gonna eat
you can't slam these guys it's a locker room yeah but there's a locker room in
this building too could you there's another there's a
literally a locker room in this building next to the stairs
could you check this literally next to it
No
There's so much eludes
Yeah
Why don't I bring a small bag?
I'm already got it here though
Wait, I need to kill this kills me. What am I doing?
What I need to go scabs
I'm going to go get some messy.
Otherwise, that does sound good.
It does sound good.
I don't know.
Get some some Chinese.
Alright. Get some China.
Some China. I'm sorry for you lost.
Oh, I know it just sucks. It's not like I just thought that it was you
Just didn't know
I'm blaming you know blame you
I like that I like that method
You can't tell which one's the sky
Shoulders as well. He's got red too. It'll be understandable. It would actually be
Did I'm gonna go back to being the green goblin
Maybe should that's actually probably over just where what do I get to eat?
Bro, you said you wanted yeah, but like that's not gonna. It's not gonna do it
it. What are you trying to do? That's not going to do it for me. I don't know. Well,
fuck, what are the options? Anything. The world is my oyster. Well, like, well, okay,
what are you feeling? That's what I'm trying to figure out. How about Cades?
I
Mean that is doable
That is
The 25 the 25
I
15 fucking
Better ways, yeah, I know that I know that but that was me just starting and it's where it worked it worked
Better ways to do that. It's where it's working. What do you mean?
What do you what do you have to a Popeyes and get like the black and chicken
Those are pretty good
to Popeyes
It's in a Popeyes household over here unless they think of the five give the tactical thing with the five
That chick filet is falling off for real. I'll say it's not as good as it used to be
The quality of their food is kind of gross now. It's yeah, it's not it's not as good
Oh, I'm gonna get Dave's not chicken, bro
They switch their food please be like non-gmo and stuff, but they changed it to like the chicken
and the like McDonald's gets down.
Thank you for 51 months.
No, it's not as good.
It's not ever since they he's like it's changed owners.
Did they sold it?
No, the guy died.
Wow.
I thought that he not.
Mr. Chick himself.
Or did he maybe it's that he just got too old
But his sons took over, I don't know, but his sons are,
they took over Chick-fil-A now.
Mr. Chick himself.
Okay, but like Tony, like you understand like,
dude, it's Tony, like you said, it's Cali's,
Cali's out.
Yeah, but you're gonna be fucking starving.
Wait, how does this guy hit me in the face?
I was like, my face in the fucking dark.
Well, uh, oh, oh, this guy was not real, by the way, why he shot me eight times, Thorax,
no arms.
Well, stomach eight times, Thorax, and then three headshots.
We're gone.
Um, his stats fucking suck ass though.
So I don't understand.
Maybe that's just not right.
four shots no arm shots I mean shit I mean it's possible I was sprinting bro I was sprinting
that's crazy maybe this is not right stop they were the five get that he came in with an M700
like this the stock one you get and then uh oh and then he had a scar so I guess it was a sound
like a scar that's making more sense than he could have been.
I see eight thorax and that's weird.
That's where my head's at.
Yeah, I got a thorax abnormal.
Uh, okay.
Hide your screen.
Hide your wife's.
Your name with a five gift.
It's not David.
If I get to.
Fuckin' no one.
Thanks, Genji.
Yeah, thanks, Genji.
You're welcome.
Thank you. Thank you for that. I need a I need a ass eating wife over here.
No, Tony, you're the one that's going to be eating ass. We all know it.
Why you dare try to play that off? It's not you doing it.
Hey, I mean, my sister's single.
How do you know she's eating ass?
She's a virgin. She's never done that stuff.
That's what she wants you to think.
No, trust me. She's definitely.
Dude, I don't know. Like, she's, she's crazy.
So she's.
We should wait. We 30 now. She's still a virgin.
Crazy she's trying to find the right one, dude waiting. Yeah, that's what she said.
That's why she's eating ass in the meantime.
Yeah, that's what she is.
Now, we, I mean, we grew up in a very strict household and like, we could only have sex like when we were married.
So I don't know. She's still like that, I guess.
I can't believe like she hasn't like found someone I guess to okay okay I don't know she's like always talks about wanting to get married like since we were little kids and when you have like a huge family and I'm just like wait is this did they use the the um
I
Always talk about wanting to get married like since we were little kids and when I have like a huge family
And I'm just like wait. Does this do they use the
the
What's what's the word for that the loophole the Mormon loophole
Wait, did you know about the loophole poking soaking my chat told me about yeah, I had to educate fracas about the loophole
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And when I have a third member, shake the bed for that. Yeah.
I'm not in the bed shaking. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Yeah, Mormons are cocks.
The bed is shaking. All right. Well, what will you do? I'm gonna run the bed. I'm
Yeah, well, wait, what's wait? What for who this quest was for? I'm not. I'm not gonna
soak Tony.
What is he talking about?
Oh, no.
You think I should bring the reaper to plants at the gas station?
Uh, wait, what? No, I wouldn't do that.
Repire?
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll not do that. We haven't done that. There's no point really to do that, I think.
Oh.
She's getting just.
it
will
Hmm.
Huh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How much chicken two sliders and attendee
How much is it how many attendees other just one singular attendee, but it's big kind of big tendee
That's enough protrons
Decent amount of protons
Decent amount of protons
Shit, let's say so
I don't know what the problem with the five give the crop it seemed a brunt
Kind of on Keynes now
Whoa and corn beef rubens
I like pastrami ruben if that's even a ruben but i'm a pastrami kind of guy
Dave's are churches. Churches. I've never had churches chicken. Churches chicken, like, and I'm not good.
The churches wasn't good.
I did okay all right well well I
just go to dorms and not fuck with the
other side of the map cuz that shit
sucks
well that's like the deep earth issue
or gifted subs and caca I kind of
this is free but explicit thing of the five
I'm down and that's about it.
Honestly, like, because I didn't do the same thing
I needed to do, like, what if we just hold on two sides of the
mall? Oh, you're on the same show, huh?
You're on the same show.
Also, Tony, there's the render bug in dorms.
That is true.
That is true.
Don't break the streak.
But I kind of did with the with the cheese bread.
So don't do it again. See this is what happens. You break it and then you start.
Oh, you're right. You're right. No, you're right.
All right, let's go like
Is that a boss?
No, no, no, oh my god
No, you're right, no, you're right
I need to stay strong
Dude, oh my god
Fucking good
So this is the problem without eating all day
I just think of all these menus
Where the fuck is it?
I'm going to plant my poster real quick
All right, me and Tony are going to go
Sigma shit on dorms
On dorms?
Yeah, let's go like
Look outside.
Oh, it's in three storey, I think
We can work, but it's kind of dangerous.
They're already inside.
Like we don't have to
It's on PVP hill.
Wait, ants sting.
I thought it was only fire ants.
Did they bite?
They bite.
Some ants can bite and some sting.
Wait, what?
Yeah, ants can bite, bro.
No, I know that bite they don't stick and sting yet again. Yeah
Fire ants just bite or they sting I think they sting I think fire and sting and bite pervicious
The ants have an acid like the only bite
What well they did bite as far as I know
Wouldn't that be a sting like are you getting acid and you're fighting? No
There's a snake sting you
No. Exactly. I don't f**k it, no.
Fire ants do both apparently.
I don't know, I have so many people saying they sting, they don't sting, they bite, they don't bite.
I don't think they sting. Bullet ants sting.
Okay, so I was right, ants do sting and bite.
I guess you motherfucking you just said it as don't stay
I don't know why I'm fucking expert why you just said bull ass thing like you do like
this chat chat said that first they bite then they sting first there's hour then they're sweet
it's our best
are you guys on
oh let me shut up let me shut up
uh two story
I mean I just opened the door
wait two story
yeah there's someone inside are you guys inside
Rent the rest of it.
There's the other side of the guy.
Where's the other side?
Some of the story.
I'm outside two story on the side.
Oh, shit.
But where is the end?
The end of the story first door in front of the front door.
He's like, he's first floor.
I see.
Uh, I just got shot through a fucking wall, bro.
Like, no, I that's not real.
No, I didn't even.
I just saw him. I killed one.
There's another one. Wow, whatever just happened to me is not real.
No, I think they're abusing me. No, I killed one. No, like
like it was dude, it was a wall. There was a wall next to me.
like there's a fucking I'm not even by it yeah no we cheated or there's some
crazy shit where you can shoot through dorms or there's a guy in there's two
and two sorry by the way I killed one of them either either there's a guy in
three store I don't know what the fuck just happened on first floor one's on
the stairs I guess. Either there's a guy in three storey or that guy who shot me through
a wall. Can you shoot through the walls now? Two storey glitch you can shoot through anything
from the bathroom, I found him.
Nice.
Apparently.
So Customs is a...
Unplayable.
Yeah.
So that's why that guy is in the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just got shot through all of the buildings.
Brent, the restorer could have been...
It's a guy, he shot me through the wall.
It's not real.
I really saw the guy as well. I was about to kill him. He fucking killed you and then ran away so fucking stupid.
Lucky thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you Lucky. God, why are you guys so annoying?
Because they're abusing bugs.
I know. They're just abusing, this is not playable.
I
Only has numbers in his name that killed me
MPX
I'm not touching the customs again
again. Well, I didn't know it was that bad. I thought they could see through walls maybe
but not shoot through the fucking walls. I got shot through the wall. The whole fucking
thing the whole building I got shot through
thanks flood yeah not real oh yeah nice
Yeah. Yeah, it's two of them. One's cheating. And one's not. Maybe ask a razor scope. Maybe
just laser laser and aim through the scope ranks. It works. Thank you. Thank you. Blood
secret thank you bro no it's not one of them is cheating and and even if they're not cheating
like they're at minimum abusing a bug but i'm pretty sure i just got
honestly it's a really good try to put your kids over at dorms because then people think you're
just abusing instead of cheating
shut up
Yeah.
This headshot you?
Nice shot.
Actual clowns bruh.
Yep.
Alright.
Ladies and gentlemen, motherfucking big,
Look where I'm dead in three-story
No, it's insane. I actually got shot through the wall. I didn't even fucking peek or anything
Did you care about your goodies I can bring you
I care about my gun really the NDR
I mean, I have other guns. It's okay. Oh look where I'm dead
I'm not even
Could have sworn I heard something
But
I can probably get Gigi's gun, yeah.
I can probably get your gun, Gigi.
He just stabs.
But you know what, I see this.
That's a lot of things.
He's gonna be dying.
That's fucking insane.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, my god, life.
You see cars up.
Texas, thank you for the five gift.
Didn't we go?
Thank you. All righty.
Fuck, man.
I do. I do.
Just fuck.
I think it's in the bushes next to you.
You're crazy bushes.
Like.
Oh, here I think.
Oh, it's going to go crazy back there.
All right.
Oh, well, where the fuck did we go now?
Yeah, I don't want to go here.
No, I'm not. There's no plans.
Seems like, uh, silly fellas are on this map and I'm using...
Yup.
What?
There we go.
Mm, mm, mm.
I
Hi 80
That's who killed me
Hi 80 hi 80
And they must be fucking live it
was the AK guy. Yeah, that was the weird guy. But I kill like the other guy that killed
me wasn't weird. I don't know. One of them, one of them was for sure.
the MPX guy, he preferred me on that left hand when I first peeked in and him chest only.
He one tapped me in the face, but it was kind of, in my opinion, it was just de-sinky.
That's why I didn't think he was weird.
Because I was behind the wall when I died to him.
My shit was crazy.
My shit was crazy.
You died behind everything.
You have all my shit or don't need stuff.
Well, I've been thank you for the five gifted.
Fragas.
Sorry, I got everything.
Everything you got a headset for you.
Yeah, everything.
Yeah, that's that for you, Kingie.
I got.
I want to see where you died.
I'm going to look where you died.
Uh.
I want to see exactly how you died, Tony.
I want to look.
It's it's legit.
Just it's just I have it up right now.
It's legit.
Just cheats.
Like it's this is not like.
Let me see.
What yeah, like what like yeah
That's what I'm saying does not that's not that's not real
That's that's not I have never seen that no, I like I'm not even I'm not even like exposing myself to
And I didn't jiggle it at all or anything before that was the like that was it
I walked up peak the stairs and then instantly got fucking killed as I'm strafing back
That's actually I've never seen that. Yeah, that's not that's not real
Who's either dorms walls
There's at least some exploit on dorms where you can see through all the buildings and shit
Regardless it's not real
Regardless, it's not real. Whether they're actually cheating or they're just like seeing through the walls
Shoreline shrieks and woods
All right, you hiding Tony
Yep, how did you have your gun?
And that's it. That's it
Thank you
And I dorms is not playable just don't even you literally can't even do it
It's not playable if people are doing that
That's the second time people have done that to us and they just shoot you through the fucking buildings like it's
You get shot through the door like everything the doors and the windows and everything they could see through the whole building when they do it
It's there's it's like a
Well, I think it's a very common thing to do, but I don't think you shoot through the whole map through it, can you?
I just like perfectly tracked me and like
If you can see when someone's about to come around a corner you can shoot him in the head
But it's not like now I can render like it's not rent like I don't know how much is I mean
He could have like maybe I very slightly slightly. So I don't get I don't know he could be cheating kill. I don't know what the fuck knows
It could just be the exploit. It could be a combination of both that you know
All I know is dorms is off limits
Off limits
So, when you gotta do that, um,
Miss me 0.5 hours
All right, western thing for 29 months. All right, so don't we're playing customs?
I think I'd be for right now. Yeah, as long as that bugs on the game. I'm gonna I'm out
Because you're half the map is gonna be there doing that
I
Know yeah, like it's just not even gonna be a good experience regardless
Yeah
I pretty much just need the scav kills at those locations
Is that all you like a scav camp I can't tell no abandoned village
and I think it's shared, so
it's shared, yep.
And I also need to go into the BTR.
Uh, okay, I think we need to also need to do that.
We're doing the other BTR.
Scott's at the BTR location, so that's where I'm at.
It's in BD? That's, what's that like?
No, no, that's a lot of... I don't think BD's on us.
I hope they don't I think I think
BD only spawn a specific maps like round zero
Labs carline labs
We're not streets. I don't these streets people said people said it, but I don't know
I've yet to see the mushrooms. We see none everything else. I mean, I would like to be spawning
I'm like, that's the five get the J van. Thank you
Can we plot them out?
Door left!
Azibi!
Oh, scabs, scabs.
Skavingtons.
Little scabbers.
Those scabby fellas.
Little bit these scabby fellas.
Just got a little bit of luck.
Oh.
Yeah.
the
one of the rock, the double rock, double rock.
The car door is open.
Yeah, people will spawn here.
Oh, I just saw someone wear this guy's mind.
I'm pretty sure these guys are inside some.
Yeah, I'm on the back rock.
Looking for him. Yeah, I see.
And again, it was like, oh, I just fuck, man.
It was so good and all these people are back.
It's like, man.
Yeah.
Run the early levels because they're like.
Yeah, they don't have what they want.
the other levels unlocked it takes too much play time
nice
he's about logs
good scabs
but there is a guy above the logs
I killed him I killed him
no there was just one that
put your up there right now
because there was one that was just shooting from the box up there
yeah I sniped him
his brain's got exploded
they're no longer as bad as they are
oh I'm on spine, I'm spine, I'm spine, I'm spine
no that doesn't kill him
I hit him, he's on spine, he's going right to left
I don't see him
he's gone now, he's going towards the
the bullshit
My god dude, I should aim a little bit higher. Okay. Yeah chat saying that there was a shooting over at the logs above
After you said you killed him
I had to make sure like I wasn't going
Francis got a beard that I shot
Yeah, I can't believe I didn't headshot him. I didn't know I did aim a little higher than that
Okay
Christo gave the five get to the roaches they give the four get to the other there's a scab dead over there
Where you suck
Yeah, yeah, you said these things for the five gifted
Up the house. Oh my god
Did you good? Yeah, I'm good
He's like right where I'm looking yeah
I heard on the guy that might be the guy might be
Can we rotate a lot? He's like
Thank you
Yeah, he was shooting at me. He only knows what I was to know I agree
Can't see
I'll be steep up there. I think I was an RFP it sounded like yeah
Stay seated. I am he's off the ridge lower ridge so rather the rock
I'm not a kill them. I shot him like through a bush.
Sure.
No.
Straight in line with us to the right, as it was.
Can't believe I didn't fucking kill him with that.
Yeah, I don't have any more AP.
think that's the gun that I heard earlier
he has an RFP Tony yeah no but you don't think he just ran into some more
people like they're shooting at something that's that's they're shooting
at fucking players that's not getting shit that's not scabs
That's him, that's him, that's him, I hear him.
Yeah, yeah, he's pushing up.
I heard his gun.
Oh, I'm going.
Down below in the field, by the way.
I just saw him, sure, a sure cross, Frank.
Where the guy?
I see him.
I missed him.
I don't know if I got him.
Did I get him?
I don't know.
He's going under.
He's going under the rock.
Under the rock.
I don't know if I got him.
I don't know.
He's going under.
He's going under the rock.
Under the rock.
I don't know he's going under he's going under the rock under the rock
Fuck I had a low Rv
He's like left left in the trees left in the trees the left side. Yeah, our beasts you to me
Yeah, I don't see you. Is he on the rocks. I
Think I'm gonna kill me. Oh my god
Who's next to me jumping
Oh you wanted it. I'm gonna shut up. He's still over there. He's in the tree lines. He thinks I'm you. He thinks I'm you.
Gingy, there's another guy in front of us there, Red.
Yeah, he went under the rock.
Okay.
I'm gonna get closer to this guy. I don't know how he sees me. I can't see him.
He's right in front of me behind this tree. There's a guy.
That's right.
He ran.
Oh, he's hurt?
Yeah.
I'm shooting his leg you got this time
He's like up on the fucking rocks here dude
What the fuck?
I
Don't know Adam. Oh, I see the R.P. Guys. He's dead. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice
Holy shit, dude. What fuck? Well, that guy was a fucking this guy too. I like came on the corner
I look like I was in a pack of duty. I think they were by the trees
And I don't know I didn't think I don't know what the fuck to call out of here. Yeah, by the way, um
Holy shit chasing with a fun out neighbor the blackjack is taking with a fine
Yeah, I know what to say by the trees
To the wall bang to the tree what is this guy wearing? Oh, yeah, this is my soul. It's your five blades
What
Oh that last guy, yeah, no
I just thought it would look like a clean shot
All right two shots
The la poop was on woods
I know that that guy level five right you said
No, that's not douchebag
No, no, like he's just he's not at it anyway. I think it's like down there
The warehouse maybe.
These are the same guys that were at U-Side.
I hear another RV.
Or an MDR or something.
I've been MDR.
Silenced.
And an AK.
AK MDR, yep.
I think one's at the cabins.
I'm gonna go on top of the douchebag.
I think one's at the cabins.
One's in the sawmill.
One's at the logs.
Or by the logs.
Or cabins.
I'm looking at the dead body, man. He's right. No, now it's a dead body
I looked at you and lined up your barrel with the way you were the guy once
Oh my god, these...
kind of like a fucking freight train.
Wait, no, there's multiple, right?
Yeah, there's multiple. There's like three different guns.
Three different guns.
They were looking at someone.
Bam!
Yeah, this guy was locked in.
I have the fucking debug.
Remember Marlon, AK,
and like MDR.
Practice I'm gonna go I'm gonna go push forward. I think they might rotate out
Good eyes Genji thank you your sister's box
Sister's sister's box Jesus Christ
Yeah, they're red red red is it red? Oh, that's a red I'm by I'm by the rock
only they know your sister Gigi. They don't know that. That's all you. This guy's level
31. You got all your kills? Me nah. I don't see him. I just saw him he spotted me fuck.
Is yet under red
Are the right you go towards the other log piles
They wish well far right far right far right now far right now
Wait
I'm gonna focus on these guys
Kill the Marlin guy I finished my kills, so let's get the fuck out of here
I killed the Marlin guy I shot him in the back. There's another one. There's another one though
There's like another guy, but the Marlin guy I killed I gotta leave because if I die I don't count my kills
Yeah, there was
This rate is popping popping popping popping
I believe there's another guy with a silenced gun in Sawmill somewhere.
I killed a Marlin guy, so it should be an AK and a SCAR.
Are you done with yours, your kills?
No, no, we don't want to stay.
Well, I'm going flayer right now, so you could stay and bang out if you need to.
They were shooting over there.
over there I said we got really shun audio wait they were shooting here yeah oh oh I heard
that the news like single like the x the mxlr being shot over there oh and a different gun as well I
I couldn't tell.
Uh-oh, well, I'm here.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, raggy.
Oh, I hear this guy.
Chief 36.
Yeah, this is me.
OK.
Yeah, OK, OK.
Hold on.
What?
There should be an AK and a scar.
There's a dead guy.
This man was popping his, there's like 15 people.
Yeah, this guy is fucking nuts.
This guy in the cab is out.
No, I wasn't shooting this guy. They were calling it out beforehand.
What a craze.
Yeah, you can say, Jiji, thank you.
Tommy, thank you for the 6th gifted devil, thank you for the 10th gifted son's flandest thank you for the prime
Where'd you get him?
HELL YEAH!
Nice
Yo, this gun is fun as fuck to use right now
Yeah
This thing is so much fun
Oh, my foot's here, I'll be right back, come on
That's what I'm talking about!
Dude
There's no way that you ask every raid, where's my bag?
Okay, it's not every raid
It's like every raid, bro.
Well, yeah, there's a lot of things that goes on.
Can I have the fallen- Wait, is that you?
That's me shooting. Wait, did I get my quest done?
Yeah, I got my quest done!
Where the fuck is my bag?
by the Robert Tony shot dude no it's not where are you the oak tree by the
tree guys are not helping
I pretty much on it is on high grass, but by douchebag.
Hi there, I'm a big rock, big boulder.
What does that even mean?
What does what mean?
A big boulder.
GG, I'm gonna be real, you would never find your bag.
Because-
There you are.
Where were you standing when you dropped that?
over here over here I don't know I don't understand someone you ain't that
That's it.
Retracing my steps, okay.
I gotta go back in your vault.
Is that you, Tamalov? Are you Tamalov?
I'm jumping.
Jump again?
What?
Is this not like right here, will it?
Jeejie, do you have a bag?
No.
I don't have a bag.
I don't have a bag.
Do you have a bag?
No.
Wait, there's no way he's still looking for this bag.
Hey, hot or cold, hot or cold?
How are you still looking for this bag?
Shut up!
I don't know, I don't know!
Hey, where's ginger?
Looking for his bag you
Had that shit. I already know
Don't she for sure move this
You know, I don't think I think you have to fully survive when you do this cross by the way
Yeah, but I'm saying
Oh, this is about to be so good.
Wait, he doesn't have his bag.
Oh, he picked it up.
Okay.
He has his bag now.
I'm at the fallen tree. I'm at the fallen tree. Yes. It's at the fallen tree. I just
Looked at it 20 paces east. It is
right here.
OK, like you can hear me.
All right, like it's kind of blending in like that.
She was actually on your screen.
Not that was literally on your screen.
They're like not like, dude, dude, here we are.
Like that was pretty blended in.
That is fucking crazy.
This is my teammate holy shit. Yeah, this is me
Okay, can we take a I shot the flare? I don't know if it's good
I think it's 14 that's normally good for the whole entire raid, but I don't know if they changed it since
I need to go in there.
What's that?
Fuck, I missed the BTR.
Well, thank you, Gigi.
Uh, I'll give you that one.
You're absolutely nothing.
Oh my gosh, so loud. Get out of there.
Get out of this loud.
Wow.
Haven't you all been given the five gift, Ed?
Very good.
I mean, to eat.
It gave me a touch, Chris.
Ooh, and a loose thing.
I didn't want everything.
I still have a green fire on me.
Holy moly, that scared me.
Damn, the iguana's locked in.
Tori, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you very much.
Chicken burger and fries.
It's Dave's hot chicken.
And fries.
that's good and it's good yeah
practice is gonna crazy right now you think so like it's FMJ though when it
hits it hits all right it feels like I have AP and late white Tarkov still you
know yeah they're regular level fours yeah but most people are pretty much
Everyone go on top
It's also just fun like put some wood snake in everyone
That's right, I got all five that raid and I was fighting there's so many people here 644 armored damage
That first guy dude, I shot at 308 meters
Wait, really?
You know the guy in spine that didn't die 308 meter shot
He got he just fucking it like exploded and was all shit
And then he runs away and he starts getting fucking blasted again by everyone. Okay, I think I need
Like one or two kills
PMC kills yeah
I say
I thought you finished it there, right that's the last one
Last one yeah, that's last one. Oh, you got a fucking another la poopoo
I'm not going to do that.
Ooh.
Mark 18. You got as a reward.
I thought I accidentally popped my stem, but I canceled it in time.
I hate when I do that.
Um.
I have.
I have a bunch of those
Well, not a bunch, but I have some of the
I got we're good at the box. Yeah
Yeah, one of my shooter born girls I
Got one of them
Can I get an RFID reader like can I craft that thing or no?
Gb thank you for the five gifted subs shouting about a five get on interchange
I don't know.
I think they do.
Oh, well, yeah, you can craft it, but you need the book from Lightkeeper, which is insane.
Oh, yeah.
Vegas, what are you doing now?
That's, well, I see two more kills.
Okay.
I forgot about jumping.
Well, that's easy. I need to plant the stuff in the thing, you know. Are you gonna do shooter board after?
For me? Yeah, we can do it.
Is it shared? No, it's not. That's fine.
I guess I'll get the TRG back out.
Oh, and the Wi-Fi camera too onwards. Okay, I'm gonna bring all that.
Shared, there's shared quest progression now with a lot of the quests in the game.
thing. Certain quests, like killing scabs and stuff. I'm trying to find one. This icon
right here, if you're in a group, anyone who does that objective, it contributes to. But
we need one more kill at the specified scab base. Yeah, it's really nice. Not all of them
have it, but a lot of them, most of the early quests do, so you can like power level
with your friends it's actually super fucking nice or we were doing like we would each be working
on a different quest at the same time and it was just counting for each of us so that's kind of OP
Roy thank you for the five gifted, Troy thank you for the five gifted
Yeah, he did see him. He didn't. Oh, sorry.
Better be sorry. Don't you? Don't you ever?
I have. I don't you ever.
Have you seen peanuts little baby?
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
That sounds disturbing.
I gave him voodoo Rangers, Big Macs and Lucy,
Oh, no.
Oh, like a
cigarette.
Give them cigarettes.
Yeah, I'm a good odds.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I know you know what.
All righty shooter born I guess I need headshots now
Meach, thanks for the prime brush, you're out there in the four months.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude, I don't feel like I've been shooting here for 12 hours.
Honestly, same.
We're kind of cooking.
Yeah, I don't feel like good at all.
I only have four more to go.
it's dark in here I didn't go die I didn't go night time
where are we where the fuck am I
go left go right where the fuck I am
there's had to be a hundred meter headshot
I remember when it said to be 150 meter headshot that's how long I've been playing this fucking game
I
Think you're not a
What larger?
So who's on our
I'm not being stubborn. I don't I don't care if I don't thermal
I don't need no thermal
Crossfires the little five into subs. Thank you very very much
There's a tank battery in here
I
Tory pines golf course Tori pines golf course sorry Genji
Guess what's Tori pines
come on come on here come on here come on here oh this guy this is guy this is a scuff
yo okay here with this guy how about we just like quick reset with this thing battery
you need to sound it right yeah yeah I know yeah we can reset okay
Oh, I found AP and most of you guys want it
By so half you have this job
Thank you, Genji
Tiger Woods one at Tory pines that were he was drunk driving on his way home after oh yeah, I just told this
Did you put the thing in your tent go?
I put the what?
Where?
I found the Giga Beef
Where?
Giga Beef
Whoa
Pretty Giga
I really like what you said
I totally like
I'm gonna chuck a dude
I'm gonna chuck a kidney
I don't think it'd be a thing.
Slim, thank you for 23 months.
Thank you, Slim.
What is that animal in the background?
It's the monkeys.
Monkeys? Russian monkeys?
Who the hell went night time?
We're asking the same question some dumb ass
Monkey bird that a real animal monkey bird
Can't wait to get a bullet in my brain
That's the spirit like the confidence out of you
Raise your gamma
Who's that behind us? No, no straight in front straight in front. I said, I see him. I see him. Where was he at? Where's he at?
One has a bullet his brain
Are you are you ill are you ill? I had a free shooter born
There's another one. He's by these to the right of Mark circle
I got to here and got the
I'm here's a lot as a win. I did I had the shot and
It looked fucking sick at night the sparks would flying off his head. She was fucking crazy looking
I'm back you guys
Okay
GGS pretty cool, right? It was I watched that whole thing. That's pretty fucking cool
Maybe you should you know
Not be so heavy. Well come over here. I'm working on that and second
You can go fuck yourself in third Tony your bitch
I think they have my picture.
The plus one.
Yeah, I'm happy. I'm really happy for you.
I don't know if they do. They might.
Swending with a five gifted.
I can tell I just.
Just watch the head go back.
Well, I don't know where you guys are
because I cannot find a flare right now
My flair, my flair, you know.
Looked like the rock by the flair.
Your shot.
Oh, I see one.
Oh, that's a scaven, man.
On the oven.
What happened?
My stomach got blown out.
Oh.
I have no idea.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm laying in the ground somewhere.
Well, I'm behind the checkpoint.
I'm still crawling.
I think we had your one out.
They were lettuce stomach.
Shesh, I am.
I mean, that's a lot of information.
And the poopy lettuce.
Well, I'm at the barrels.
Well, there's a scab right there, but that is not who shot me.
No, I'm looking at a sniper.
Yeah, I like heard it.
And then you went nonverbal.
So I was like, oh, something happened.
I think I'm like, Pete knows like, oh, something terrible is happening.
And she's not verbal.
I'm at the barrels now.
Yeah, I heard that.
I mean, I heard that from over here at the other rock.
Any time something bad happens my brain like shuts off and I don't know how to speak
So if there's ever an emergency I want you around
Yeah, it's shit done. I mentioned blown his fucking brains out. Tony. Are you fucking?
He was looking at me. I mean like one out of ten. How ill are you motherfucker?
Yeah, his brains are exploded, bro.
His brain.
He was looking at me.
I pulled his face off.
Oh, look at him.
Look away.
Well, maybe if you weren't crawling on the fucking ground like a worm.
Well, I have to.
You'd be getting these carols.
Could be more Genji.
Oh, I see some of the scabs and shit run over there.
There's little scabs running.
Yeah.
By the street?
Yeah.
There's a scab.
Yeah.
Um, yo, what was green
fire? I think I do. All right.
Where's this? Wait, did you show that?
He showed a flat. Oh, that's the guy. Yeah, he did. Okay.
Other guys like on the edge of the trees. I just do not have night vision by the way.
Yeah, I don't either do I. Other guys on like the edge of the trees.
wait is that yeah wait that was a blue flare no somebody shot a blue
I hear the drums. Oh
Hear the drums
This looks kind of fucking cool
Oh
Fraggis is a fucking idiot is the only way it can't move and cause a more strike on his location
I feel like I'm a fucking lamb, damn.
I can see the vehicle in the woods!
I can see the fire in the air!
Holy shit.
For a second I'm back out of the woods.
Charlie's in the trees!
Wait, yo, can you guys like come back here?
Wait, yo, can you guys like come back here?
That's not again.
Did.
Did.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I couldn't go further.
It's my die. I'm dead. You guys can get out.
Oh shit, I'm too heavy too. Fuck.
Wait, you're planting the thing?
Oh.
Give me some overwatch
Fucking
Yeah, it's kind of an interesting choice like I think seasons is the move for the game
game. Long term, but it's just weird that they have the other stuff like perma. I feel
like they didn't really think it through. They kind of just made it up at some point.
They're like, oh, we should do seasons. And they go, oh, we already committed to permanent
characters. So yeah, I don't understand it either. I mean, I like I get it. It's
fine. I get it. I just there's like the amount of players that maybe even more players
but wasn't in game and this is where I said you're gonna do a wipe with these
perks and see how it is and then yeah play her a scab oh that's a scab okay
I'm going up to the trailers cuz I am to that
I'm shooting a scab on the road over there.
Good.
Oh my god damn sniping demon.
I promise they'll pop in Loki.
Really?
I want them to do more with the seasons, like bigger changes.
They don't even have to rework the quests and stuff, but like the season should have
like a more meaningful mechanic like the black divisions of school, but it should be more.
I agree.
It should be more and the park should be more impactful.
I mean, these perks are pretty good.
Yeah, but they should like dramatically change things for you.
I would say I don't really feel any of the debuffs.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Like they don't mean they don't make that much of it.
They should go like a little bit more crazy with the perks.
Yeah, I mean, this is the first time testing it.
Yeah, yeah, well for the future, it's like this, you know.
Yeah.
Just like they could do more.
Yeah, for the first time trying this, I'll say
Yeah, they did pretty good job.
Yeah, I'm worried I didn't go too crazy with it, but I think they could go crazier.
For sure.
I was watching Jinji.
Absolutely. Thank you, Mr. Katz.
Wait, Jinji's out?
No, no, no. I'm inside the cabin.
Oh, you're Skabba? Oh, Mr. Katz, thank you very much.
I'm planting my stuff for Chumman.
Oh, yeah. Let's give him an overwatch.
I'm out of the ring to be a dark one for the parks. Yeah.
Good job. I think they could do they could go like crazier with the event. Is that you
on the bushes? No, no. I can't really see shit anymore.
I don't know what that was, but it was above me shooting something.
I'm running back to, I don't know where you're at, but...
Tarot old, I give you the five gifted, I'm...
J-
Yo, she's dying right now.
Oh my, I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
Well, I don't know what's killing Genji, but...
There's a guy with a 308.
Oh.
You...
you might have to heal your shits
i can't
i'm not gonna lie
no how is he not dead
that's crazy
dude he should have f***ed
no no that's crazy
i got f***ing robbed
no that's crazy
you actually do get robbed
i just watched that entire thing
bravo
he takes like four h-shots
like four and shots like he actually just takes so many shots
oh so bad man
sad how's wild he didn't he didn't have night vision i'm surprised he saw me so well
people got that gamma cranked that's what i need to do i guess you do
Yeah, yeah
Crack on that gamma like it's nothing
Poop girl yeah, that's the first thing
Good girl could not be saved
I
There's no way his name is asshole eater
One and three baby
It's not one in three
one in three
It's literally
than a stream cyber right?
like
Being chat gbt will tell me the actual percentage
Probably i'm gonna ask what percent of the united states eats ass
Adults only
If by eats ass you mean analengas
I want to be a part of it so 25% is well within the realm of possibility
Which means if we round up 33% is also well within the realm
Face thank you for the five gifted subs local they give it a five
Did you got a quest on there? I
Got plus two
You got plus two. I'm very happy for you
And also fuck you because no one was a crazy shot dude. What was a crazy shot?
What was a crazy shot?
This guy's fun as shit, man
I somehow
Didn't have all my blood so that's because I forgot I used it for a barter
you've been found in Raiden yeah can you craft them you might be able to craft
them see hi Tony hello grobe thank you for the six months you're gonna play
today I'm for like another two hours of Tarkov and then Genji and I have a
missed fall thing for another two that'll be over 14 hours of Tarkov and
And then tomorrow will be another long stream starting from like what do you do now?
probably like 8 a.m. Eastern until
evening
For me you need to show me shit. I
Have not paid attention
I can finally craft my black rock.
The hideout is actually so expensive.
It's insane. I spent,
I don't even know how much money I'm a crap and for what?
Do you need hideout for Kappa?
for Kappa. No, but if you want to escape, have you escaped?
Oh, she has never she's never yeah, you got to do it to be honest.
You got to do it. It's cool.
I did all the stuff like when they let us test it out like a long time ago.
It's cool.
But it wasn't the complete product. It was fun.
That's very cool. Have you even done ice breaker? Yes, ice breaker I did do.
I did that with her.
Alrighty, oh I got a tango right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vaseline's.
You said I have cuss. There's no customs.
Custom class.
Shumming it. You have to plant in three story dorms.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I did that already.
Oh, thank God.
You have to do it in.
But that right? It's just the two of them.
They have to do it.
I had to just two maps now. Not all those, you know, going to do interchange kills. No, no, no.
We're so shooter born as a batches. It's interchange.
So as grand zero, I think I'd much rather do an interchange streets and shoreline and the customs are lighthouse.
It's reserve.
I'm down for wherever
where people need the most things.
A shoreline one is definitely the worst, right?
Exxon, thank you for the five gifted streets or shoreline.
Yeah.
Again, a change grabs zero is fine.
Customs, lighthouse, just different customs.
Woods Reserve.
Woods, that's easy.
You want to use to be 300 meters it when the game first came out shooter worm was 150 meter kills
on like every map and
It was the worst quest because the maps were really small and they were there were only like a handful of locations
You could even see 150 meters
and
Scopes were dog shit in the game at the time and there was insane
in the game or like you couldn't even see like you couldn't you could barely see a hundred meters out
It was it was rough like shooter born took
Like I I don't even know how long I sat there people were just teasing the hell out of it
They would they would queue in with other people and cheese it because it was so bad to do I
Thanks for 11 months line right now. I think I'm stuck behind the five PMC
You could you could do it every gun I used to do sure one with an M4
But the game was so much different back then like I'm telling you scopes were terrible back then they were they were
so ass back then
It was really bad Kdubs, thank you for ten months
That quest was very like actually very difficult back then like super fucking difficult
I just got that because I think that blocks a lot of the quest.
Yeah, that does.
I just don't know where you need to go.
Anywhere.
Okay.
Well, Tony.
Three maps.
Three maps.
remaps
Shoreline interchange woods
Oh my gosh, I forgot to put a kid on.
Are you?
Okay.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh, sorry I was muted.
What have you been doing?
I'm so sorry I muted myself.
At my screen.
Oh, and you never thought, hey, maybe I should throw some gear on.
I zoned out.
I don't know what to tell you.
it does happen. You know what I would it's like when you zone out and you kind of like
stare into existence. Yeah, it feels really good. Yeah, it's like a good like weird. And
then your brain starts vibrating. Yeah. It's a good feeling. And then walls start turning
white. Well, thanks for 71 months, bro parts. Thanks for the
five gift. Thank you.
That's okay. Um, do you think you could bring me a stack of
eight five five. Yeah, I got you. Hey, thank you.
Well, guys, we're just right. Okay, even better. We're just
waiting.
Even better.
Can I ever mind?
Mind I kind of need this ammo.
I'll just take the eight five five.
All right, let's get it red beer. Thanks for the sub. Thank you, sir.
I
Exceed I give her the five gifted sons
Jen that's such a fucking dog-ass attempt. What was that?
I just need like order food or something. Are you good tipper? Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's dick.
Hell yeah.
No, it is.
There's no way.
You thought for that purpose, right?
What are we talking about?
Oh my God, it's getting...
You're a big template?
Yeah.
No.
Christelle, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Well, Tony, that plus one was just dog shit.
That's pretty good.
I feel like I always tip too much.
What do you do?
Well, it depends if it's delivery or if it's at a restaurant.
I think it's a nice restaurant.
Like anything, I guess.
It's also, like, I don't know.
If it's the month of July like it is now, then...
Don't tip on DoorDash because the drivers don't get that.
It's it.
Or something, that's fine.
Don't tip on the word ass the drivers don't get it
I don't do anything cash July. Yeah, Chad. You like your stick
Somebody falls for it every time bro every time it's July every time it's fucking
Every time
Delivery delivery I do like
Yeah, I mean you're tipping like 20% plus on delivery
It's what do you tip it a restaurant
Like 2025
I guess it depends too, like, on the delivery.
Oh, oh, oh.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, down here to the right.
I don't know where he went. I don't know where he is, actually.
I don't know where this guy is.
Come on. I think there's two.
Where I think got the no backpack wall
Wait, did you tip on Dora's they don't get I see
That that's
always out. I think I was so f***ing f***ing. There is. I shot him. Yep, I did. That guy
was kind of locked. He was doing like the R6 lanes. I shot. I just hate, I hate how
We do tipping in this country
Yeah, but they get paid a fucking normal wage
No, I
Like we have to do it
I think that they should get paid a normal wage
They shouldn't be able to get paid below minimum wage and then have because they're like oh well people are supposed to tip you and make up for like no other job
You get paid to 50 an hour like
That's crazy because you could you could literally work for a 10-hour shift at a restaurant and make 20 bucks
Like if the restaurants doesn't have customers like that's fucking stupid and like I get I get there's also a plus side to it
Where you can make a shit ton but like
That's also you agree to it, but it's just I don't know
You guys mind we mind got stinking for the five gifted thing with a prime
Let's see a car is it kind of down
So I was like
So I kind of wanted to get the fuck out of here
You want to go
Grape singing devolve tips now that's different streaming streaming is entirely different
Thank you grapes. It's entirely different. You're you're you're a self-employed contractor as a streamer, you know, you're
I think some places they pull and divvy it to like the
The like kitchen staff as well, which I you know, I think that's I
Know I've never worked in the service industry like that. So I don't really have an opinion on
Colliders, thank you for the time. I feel like that should
doesn't equal them to a company of difference
Why they just depends
Well, I think it just depends on where you work like you work somewhere where they do that or you don't like you know
That's just like a
50-50 on it I'm 50-50 on it
Obviously, I do think they deserve more pay that's for sure
I'd rather than just pay more and
and fucking charge more money and so like yeah I don't think it's a weird thing where
It's like
You're supposed to like morally do a certain thing but people don't have to but like
Like I do it and like they don't there's an expectation of it, but it's just like a weird. This is a whole weird
That's like if I go and get take out and then they flip the screen around and ask me to tip
It's like doing tip or not on take out like yeah, and then I go to fucking
McDonald's and they're asking me to tip and McDonald's like what what am I supposed to do?
Okay, where we going?
McDonald's you got you know, I'm talking about though
We like you go somewhere and like
Stand at the counter and order something and then they flip the screen around they're like
Hey, do you want to tip in the like lowest amount is 20% like
I'm like
These they used to have them for like charity things
If they hear your ass okay
All right
And I technically yeah, what you're saying is that work work work this car. Yeah
That's what we're technically we're technically paying
What you technically don't have to go like you're you're an asshole if you don't
But if you do a certain like one person might think your tip is good another person might think it's like a fence
I just like a weird whole weird thing, you know
It's a whole weird thing
And some places charge like an automatic gratuity, but I was I think I just killed a player
Nice
Yes, I'm sure for some places will charge like 18%
Gratuity or whatever if you're like a group of people but like I would normally tip more than that
but like you're already charging on the bill so I don't know all weird thing oh
there's a guy there fuck move I want to catch on
I don't know the guy in there fuck he's in there man well
No, I didn't peek again.
Don't be thinking for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you, Teddy.
I wish I got peeking me.
Hey, it's also to do with the tipping.
It's like, yeah, there's another one in there.
You tip based on how much your the cost of your meal is not the actual service that they
provided.
Which is which I find that strange.
If you are one plate of food.
You know one plate of food with two different prices you tip more but it's the same exact
service.
I mean, yeah, it's just like conceptually, that's a weird thing to think about, right?
Like, I wonder why it is like that.
I wonder what happened.
I don't know.
I actually wonder how it like originated, like originated in like the rap six things
for 30 months flying. It's got to be something from a long time ago. It has to be. All right,
I'm ready. Or is it corporate greed? I don't know if it's corporate greed because it's government,
like the government allows you to pay like below minimum wage. I think they have to make
up the difference if the tips don't equal bend the wage but like the government has to allow
that as an exception so like I don't know I don't know how it started that's how it's
been as long as I've been alive I don't quite know why thanks for four years
It's owners who don't want to pay fair wages. No, because that's, that's how the, the like
economics of it work. Imagine you own a restaurant, right? You own a restaurant and you start
doing it. Your prices are going to have to have to be higher than competing restaurants.
And you're probably not going to stay in business for very long because you're going
have expensive food items and people are not gonna people are still gonna tip on
top of that because they're just used to tipping right like and you're probably
not gonna have wait staff because they probably make more with the tips than
they would otherwise yeah just like wouldn't even work
they wouldn't even work
of
the
of
I don't even know, I didn't get a great answer on that.
I
New York City very to 20% every eight was appreciated for what's I'm saying because it's just expected of you
Like 20% plus is like expected when you go and eat so they're like
Yeah, it's so if you come from somewhere where tipping is not normal like they're not good
But oh my god. Thank you so much for the tip like
They're just kind of expected
That's just like the status quo. It's weird
What's weird coming to the US as a foreigner and then like you don't really know what the fuck this was to do
Internet thank you, but a five gifted subs be on the give of the five good subs vasting with the five gifted subs
But...
Flation?
Yeah, but the price of the food inflates and then the price of the tip inflates, the percentage is the percentage, right?
I don't fucking know, I just work here.
What do I know?
What's going on here? Where are you at?
I don't know, where are you at? I'm going behind...
Going towards like a tequila spawn.
Oh, okay, I'm coming.
I had to grab food.
Oh my goodness, they got some feet in my eyes.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
War Dogs is fun.
Is it good?
Oh yeah, who's played the alpha?
Well that's you, hello.
Who's who's been that alpha for War Dogs?
Oh my god, he's finally eating.
Oh, that game looks good.
I want to play it.
I'd play it if, well, actually I wouldn't be playing it right now, because it's our
god, but...
Wait, did I go the wrong fucking spot?
Yeah, it's deeper down. Where's the gate?
In the gate.
What are you doing around there?
What are you doing?
Can we see if Tegella is here?
That's where we're going.
What are you doing?
Go slam them.
Oh, on top, on top of... oh my god, three guys.
What? Where?
On the fucking machine gun, on the fucking machine gun on the roof.
I missed somehow, it somehow missed.
I think I hit it in the chest.
power though once on the roof still two came down he was on the fucking gun had
that I kill him that's crazy dude it was like I mean I guess the drop is just
super far oh he's on the left side behind the metal
she ran down be careful oh wait the tarp's not fucking rendering he's by the
metal thing on the other gun. Can I wobble in that shit?
Maybe I have no pen.
I'm looking.
You came down not geared, not geared.
One was like butt ass naked.
These guys are having a blast.
They're just having a good old time.
We're going to have to come up there and just fucking.
Not dead.
So I was off the gun.
Now he's dead.
Oh, now he's dead.
Now he's dead.
What?
Oh, where?
Left side window.
I can just jump on the top of the head.
There's at least two more, remember?
Well, that's crazy not having to do anything for my quest.
I got it done.
Yep.
Good work, Jay.
Dude, this is the easiest.
Yep.
It's actually, it's enjoyable though.
I like it, I like it.
It's so much less fresh, like,
it's much less fresh really.
And then you're like, oh no, don't kill him,
I need to get the kill, I need to, you like.
Oh wow, ow, ow, okay.
All right, that's,
Oh, fuck you, dad.
Come on.
I don't know, this other guy's,
but to the right of the ramp,
to the right of the ramp by his name.
Okay.
Oh, she should be dead, I would think, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's
dead.
Nice, there's another guy sniping?
I heard a mosa and is he in the...
Oh.
I think he's in... power.
Yeah.
What?
Fuck the maps.
What?
I
Turn a head shot of juju
Thank you for 25 months chicken. Yeah, he's dead digital. Thank you for the five gift in does what?
So that was cool, dude, I thought I had shot him up the first one. All right, I'll stick the car I'm grabbing Fragus
That's my fucking ass beamed across the map.
Well, they were close as fuck, those guys.
Alright.
Oh, I got one shooter.
The car out.
Wack, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, Wack.
the car is not up. Oh,
I'm fat though. I'm fat. I want to walk all the way across
you. You also have to do. I don't think I have to do anything else. You have to go
to Gillington. Oh yeah. Yeah, I won't. I'm fat. Yeah, let's get out.
You want me to carry something?
Maybe his gun, maybe?
That still doesn't really help me that much, but...
Really?
Yeah, still won't get my stamina back when I'm walking.
of
the
of
Yeah, I think so.
You can be pretty fast
You're back and shot me in the face
See what he's got
Yeah, I was making his fuck. I wonder if I had the roof had
I don't know if I'm going up on the roof, but
I'll check out this guy go on the roof
How bad how bad is it M4 with an MRSI stock and a M4 SDK suppressor
At a trooper doobah. Yeah, I got for sure hit that shot. This guy is crazy
It's crazy, Jostemann.
Get that juicy juice.
Tenies first on four is right.
I
Good morning, it's fun with this fucking gun
Second body that's fun
I think I usually do it half asleep, and it's just I can't aim and I get frustrated
Yeah, it sounds like a you issue
Well, you know what a USU is you're fucking dead pussy, okay?
Got killed like fucking Timmy's first time for I don't know tell you man that guy's fucking go to
This rifle beef
The coffee good I'm not what it was the coffers going away now fucking came back with a vengeance
Came back with a vengeance man. I don't know why
TB is a tuberculosis all good checked out. I don't know why it's gonna be a little bit before I do but
Okay, thank you for the five gifted subs
Oh mama, I'm gonna be here for a little bit
Yeah, yeah make fun of the overweight Genji
I'm working on it. Now we're being sensitive about it. Alright. I'm working on it. Oh,
now we decide. Well, yeah, it was funny when it's not you. Like when it's not me, it's
funny. But when it's me, like, I can't. No, it's you. It's funny. No. Yeah. No,
That's me. I need sympathy and encouragement and nurturing, nurturing words.
Cool.
He was one of the most anonymous.
They were invited to walk Christian for the push in those right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Right.
Have you ever seen those couples where like the guy is like 90 pounds
and the woman is like 300 pounds?
They're just like, what?
She's yeah, she's breaking my mother fucking half
Some people they this let let people enjoy what they enjoy hey, that's fine with me
It's always the little scrawny dudes that love the big way. Yeah, well, it's like
well let's say opposite the track or something
anonymous thank you brother five gets it subs kitty cat thank you brother five gets it
cool thank you four nine months
I need some like old house.
Love me a linebacker.
A linebacker is wild.
20 was a thick sauce has no calories
Doesn't really exist
Well, actually I don't know what it would do to your digest. I think you could probably put xanthan gum
And so I don't think xanthan gum has any calories and xanthan gum is a thickening agent that's using a lot of foods
foods. X a N T H.
I am a sauce is fucking maybe well, you could it would be zero calories, but you could do
Greek yogurt, lemon juice and like grated garlic, like finely minced garlic.
Next that shit up with a little like salt.
They're ranch seasoning packet.
Oh, you could do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not zero cowl, but it's going to be low cowl, you know,
the Rex upper back when I am.
Oh, and dude, I got that by M eight five five, you know, the chest.
See, what the.
And just high calories, the ranch, dry ranch seasoning is.
Zero calorie as far as I know, I think you have to look at the.
The actual serving size, because sometimes they're like, oh, it's zero calorie,
but you look at the serving size and it's like half a gram.
and they're allowed to get away with that.
And then any normal amount used is actually like relatively high in calories.
It's like, you know, I can't believe it's not butter stuff.
That's it's actually like a bajillion calories a bottle.
They're just allowed to say zero calorie because of the serving size.
Just curious.
Our.
Um, I have all your shit backpack headset gun water bottle
I'll even give you 15 bullets
Yes, I'm a spray oil like when you're using like
Spray oils in the pan and stuff that's just not
No, I just told you Greek over lemon juice salt and
finally minced or like microplane to garlic mix that shit up
I fuck with tzatziki sauce
no it's hella
well I'm not on tzatziki but that's like
whatever I just told you it's fire
you could book cucumber in it too I guess
shitty probably have a pickle juice in that it'll be good
do you do lemon zest you'd like zest the shit
I don't know lemon juice just like a little bit of lemon juice
plain greek yogurt
you know micro plana
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Oh, no, I know you don't worry about that.
Why these things?
Things shown.
Nice. Thanks.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, that's there.
Yeah, there's it's called a micro planer.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I said the zester.
Yeah, you said you said to get the lemon juice.
No, yeah, yeah, lemon juice.
And then you do the garlic on the disaster.
So it gets like really like it basically melts it, melts the garlic.
Yeah, you zest it, like I said, not the lemon, though, the garlic you do on it.
Well, what if you zest the lemon?
What's the difference?
It's going to be too lemony.
I mean, you could baby zest lemon into it.
I just know I just know lemon juice works well with it.
I never put cucumber in it.
You probably get well, I put like cucumber slices in it and eat
cucumbers laces and that's fucking delicious
but I don't if you make me a tub of
context for the five gift.
I'm not going to mail you a tub of Greek yogurt.
You sick. Well, you're not a real friend.
So I would mail you.
I don't want you here.
All right, get us in a goddamn read you context to the five gifted
Almeo yeah, I'm just gonna mail you mayonnaise and tell you it's
No, that's just that shit's fire though that just told you you get a you like slice up cucumber, right?
Put it like a container hit it with the Greek yogurt the lemon juice the garlic a little bit of salt even MS
if you feel crazy you can even put like sesame seeds and shit in there too if you want a
little bit of crunch and then you just mix it up it's delicious it's like a it's like
a zitsaki sauce no you can eat the cucumbers with the the zitsaki sauce
You tell you put Dylan there does it talk?
The Zitzaki sauce the Zitzaki sauce
Zitzaki
Zitzaki I don't know what the fuck you just said that's what I just said to Zaki
Tizaki? Tizaki. Zitzaki. It bit Bobby. It bit Bobby.
Chad Zitzaki. Chad. He doesn't know what you're talking about. Zitzaki. No, you guys are crazy.
Wow. Oh, I'm so good part three. Okay, that's not...
It's it's hockey
All right Joe Rogan calm down
No, that's pretty who's like he's like the biggest podcast in the world I
Think I think it's still
Joe Rogan, I like Joe Joe Rogan
And it's just me that Joey Diaz and I'll bet forever.
Well, Joey Diaz is yeah, Joey Diaz.
Joey Diaz, I can't I don't get up and I listen to one of his
his rants over the national anthem.
Bro, that gets me file.
I listen to that shit this morning to get ready for the stream.
If you don't morning, morning after listening to that, I
I got I got done listening to that.
I was in a full meditative trance.
And I emerged ready to fucking a rumble. Yeah, I was ready to go to war
You're 20 cock pushers from that. I could oh I could after that. I didn't but I could oh
I could have run through a wall head first if you know what I'm saying
Joey Diaz cock sucker
You're a fucking American don't let anybody tell you nothing fuck your friends fuck that
stupid bitch you been listening to go out this is the year of the soldier we're going
the wall cock suckers get your helmet oh my god I can't man I can't he's so
fuck he's so fucking funny I was hosted thank you for the five gifted subs
thank you yeah we need Joey DS PMC for real no actually did I oh my god can
Me dude
Pay his feed to record the voice lines for the game that they put it in
I would die would fucking die bro. I would actually die would literally pay whatever you want
If Nikita would put it in
They got to talk about talk about battle pass money. Holy shit. I would pay the $80 for the battle pass
Oh
Dude I would die
Oh, thank you for my tag. Oh, that would actually be the greatest fucking shit ever
If you buy maybe buy everything in the battle pass outright, I think it's like 80 bucks or whatever the fuck
The battle pass is free and earnable for free, but if you
Dude, I want to run around cocksucka dead-ass, like actually that would be amazing
If Nikita wants more Balenciaga t-shirts he should listen to this right now
It would be like it would be like listening to listening to a pack of cigarettes in the rain
It's only gonna see a signal is here. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for the primer. I'm sorry.
I'm tired of this shit.
I need to say it's okay. It's okay.
It's not okay. There's a player. He's going. He's going to what?
to the left. Wait, don't, don't let him shoot Tony's legs. He's right there. Take his legs.
He's behind that green container on the very back wall. Check him torn around and
shoot Tony's legs. No. Where is he? I see him. He's right there. What? He's geared,
He's geared, he's geared. I thought it was in the back of the head.
It's hard, huh?
I'm gonna far right.
He's running, he ran out, he ran out left.
Shit, he will chase his ass down.
He's already gone.
He went out, right?
All shots, shots at the right, shots at the right.
Where'd he go?
Right or left?
He went right.
Oh, man.
I want him left to try and cut him off.
In the bus, in the bus.
Is he on the street?
Where is he?
He's in the bus.
Well, bus.
I'm flanking around.
Agreed.
Oh, he's in that bus?
On the street?
He's not it?
Or anymore?
He's in the bus.
He's in the bus.
He's in the bus.
Well, bus.
I'm flanking around.
Agreed.
Oh, he's in that bus?
On the street?
anymore I don't yeah I don't see him oh where the fuck did he go there's feet
on the bus he's behind the bus he's got me yeah I see his feet I see his feet
that's his light shot where are we I don't know fuck are we he's one half from
on the bus to the right to the rather bus look in the grass he just he just
went left into that little area behind the wall going left because he might go
out of the wall this guy is made out of fucking titanium
dude I thought we're in alley what I try to play I don't know where the fuck
Going in aid he's behind the green containers like in this area
He's still behind the wall like shoot there's so much shooting
Just fighting
baby, oh
That's I don't see anybody. Oh
Oh, oh my fucking god
are you okay oh no you're waiting there like a pussy okay but this guy does not
fucking die this guy does not die
what fucking plates is this guy wearing that's you okay who was it what
came down the um the sign they're in there in the sign
the hell dude I don't know how this guy's gone
oh this PMC I just killed here this guy's by power now I don't know for a
Thank you for eight months
I
Like I was invincible I
Can't believe this timing bro. I can't do that guy's legit invincible and like I just don't even know how
You dead?
Yeah.
Yeah, I shot.
He's right there.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Wait, is he dead?
Yeah, he is.
I only have two headshots.
I guess I got one on this guy, I think.
I think. I'm not a mess. Thank you for the flag. This is Matt Doofy.
They're the subs. Crillo Emperor. Thank you very much guys.
Fine. He's had a pistol. This guy had a pistol.
Another guy came up that had a pistol. There were scars and stuff shooting by power.
The other guy just kept fucking running and I couldn't see him.
I don't know.
Let's go.
That was insane.
I don't know.
That guy must have been on stims and shit, like.
Oh, no.
He had to.
He was running and healing and like, like he was healing like crazy.
shot him in the leg with a 338 and he fucking just ran away too like dude i got
so timing you'd be fucking punching walls what happened
and saw what happened to me i also have the
fucking breathing bug too let me stop hauling my breath
badass now it was crazy let me take some stuff
Miss armor loose
Right if you can take that then I'm I can game stay
Oh, yeah, oh you're laying on the floor
I shouldn't have just killed him. I had the shot on him when he killed Pragas, but I didn't realize Pragas died and I was trying to let you guys kill him.
Well, no, you don't understand. You really don't understand. I'm telling you dude, like if you would have saw the timing, it was actually just peak talk of timing. It was crazy.
I thought I was a person.
He would have laid you out on your back.
Yeah, I see that. And he fucked me up.
fuck yeah
more beef and ice time at least
Oh, that's already finished, bro. I devoured that.
That's fine. I've been cooking today. I deserve two deaths.
I deserve these deaths. It's my fault.
What the f- that just went through.
one time sometimes it is you guys got to do that's why you want to you have a
12 hours I don't know people say that but if
whenever I show you more than 12 hours it seems to keep going
Like you're watching right now.
An honest thank you to the five gifted subs.
Can you get honest?
Thanks, thank you to the sub.
They have that key so we can open it up if you want.
He's going to just delete the VOD.
Is that what it does?
Like literally all of our questions.
Wait, the VOD splits?
It splits.
It doesn't delete it, right?
It just splits up.
Says the old thank you for 18 months.
I have no idea.
I haven't claimed a single thing yet on the Battle Pass.
Splits, okay.
Yeah, I don't think it deletes it.
Why would it delete it?
That wouldn't make any sense.
Well, it keeps it 12-hour long after that.
It doesn't keep anything after 12.
That light is extremely bright.
Wait, it doesn't split it?
It just doesn't record anything after?
Oh, really?
Nick, thank you for two months
Thank you to the prime is that true
No, this is the right round
What happens on YouTube when you go over a 12-hour stream with your VODs?
Random thanks for 56 months
It goes unlisted, like no one can see it.
Wait, what?
Does it split your VOD into two separate VODs, or does it delete everything after the 12th?
You still have the VOD, but no one can watch it.
It's just, like, not there for anyone.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
For reasons?
Interesting.
You can upload it as your own video is what Chad's saying.
I wouldn't do that though.
Yeah, so just restart it before it's all about us.
I'm pretty sure you can edit after and try to like post it.
Where you just end your stream and restart it.
Yeah, that's probably best.
But you can't do it from OBS.
Like you have to actually be on the page and hit end stream and then end it on OBS.
That's how I end from OBS.
No, you have to actually go
Thanks for the five gifted subs and ended on your OBS and then restart it back up for
it's on OBS.
Yeah.
Because if you don't do it that way, it won't make it a new OBS, I mean, a new vibe.
So do it on like the studio like on YouTube and stream and then on OBS and then start
back up.
Even the engine.
On the studio page where you see your activity and stuff.
Yeah, it says end stream on the top right.
Does at least mine does, but it shows like the live.
And how long you've been up there.
Yeah, interesting. All right, interesting. That guy, that guy takes an AP Tony.
Really?
Yeah.
He takes an AP.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can see your 15 and 16 hour of odds in the past two days. I wonder if my editors stood up.
Yes, sir. Maybe my editors do that.
Awesome.
Sir.
Wait, you can see them? You can see a 15 and 16 hour of odd for the last two days?
seven
seven
of the
seven
of
the
Well, I'm ready. I'm your gun and your glock
Thank you. It's cool or we're down there sick old thank you for the five gift did Nate they won
Yes, fucking get it, dude
I'm fucking ready
Everything ends around 1155 run run run run run, okay
Like I said to restart
So you lose like a little bit of the VOD, but I guess if you restart your stream, you lose viewers. Like, I don't know how that, what's the best way to do that.
and
the fuck I just said that I know but I didn't realize that's who you're talking
about they're gonna put a hell of time gates yeah it's time gated I'm pretty
sure that's what it's like a 24-hour or something
oh you see the map they don't you don't see the one we did before that was
time gated so it's like 30 minutes jaded thing for 18 months and all of a
and this was like 12 hours and some shit.
12 hours.
Well, I was all right.
Well, maybe I'll start doing that.
I mean, I don't normally stream more than 12 hours,
but you know, right now we are hella doing it.
death
of a whole ceiling of the five gifted
check your
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Hey, how we doing?
Tarkov in 45 minutes, and then Genji and I have to do a miss fall hunter
And then I'll definitely like
Drops farmers
Planned to do all this stuff before they announced the drops and even the season
Another three hours
I'm like shooting people because you are in a fragile state right now.
Dude, I'm like one depth away from the run this monitor at the wall.
And you're in the back of your laptop.
What are you doing?
Pull those brains out.
I'm going to Ollie dude.
You guys can't stop me.
You're doing it all right.
Yeah, that's the best way.
Oh, good shot outside.
Good little pups.
He listens to big stuff.
I'm gonna do a fucking backflip by a real hot-tempo monitor.
Face first.
I think he's at the road down there, Tony.
Yeah.
He's on the backside.
Yeah.
Shiva didn't really five gifted.
I just heard him again.
I'd be five.
You think you're Shiva?
Okay, levels tonight.
I don't know, probably.
I know I hit 42, so I stopped paying attention to it, because I'm Max Trayda's.
Oh, Banna, there's one set every day going forward, so tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. Eastern
new set that starts really Monday Monday
it's just pay me they paid like once the scab tax thing is a shitty point to
use but I had a point we want to see what it did maybe it'll scale as the as
the season goes on who knows they might pay you more and more money might be once a week
and it's like whatever right now and then they double it and then they you know maybe
with scav rappers. Yeah, exactly. Could be something that affects it.
Say anything. No, see, she scabs.
Was she.
I think at the camp over there.
Wait, was I unmuted this whole time?
You were muted.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were muted.
Oh.
Now, just kidding.
Oh, my God.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, you did?
Yeah, we were literally in everything.
You heard me humming and singing?
Everything.
Farting, shitting, humming.
Wait, did I just?
Farping.
Was that killer that just yelled?
What?
Wait, I don't have a major role over there.
Like, Viper, maybe?
Viper?
Gordle.
Fuck, where's Gordle again?
Gordle's under us.
In front of Keva?
I'm in front of Keva.
I'm just...
I heard something.
I heard something, and I couldn't...
Oh, see?
Son of a bitch!
The fire was the fire!
Uh, awesome.
I heard a different voice line, but did not sound like a scam.
I don't deserve my respect.
I don't deserve my respect, Don.
You will respect my daughter.
Exactly.
of
this is a scarred to run around this month
one.
One.
Oh, graphics card. Do you need a graphics card, Ginger?
Yes, I do indeed.
Lucky me.
I don't see anyone but a road.
I don't see nobody nowhere.
Oh dude, I just got lost to a scam.
I think you have the power.
I probably haven't got them all yet.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Are you dying?
No, no, no.
That does not sound like dying, but...
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, get away from me.
I'm not waiting for you.
Oh, there's a lot of people over there.
There's people over at...
Don't wait for me.
I must.
Tony, get away!
I must.
I don't know where the fuck are these guys?
They're mine!
of
the
of
the
of
the
I
Don't know I think I think it's solo. Hey, but wasn't he wasn't looking at like other shots
What they're how other shots I heard the SVD, but I don't know
Tells here
Is this way?
Why are it
I think they're down in the secret area what's the secret area what the fuck is that like
the black offices. I gotcha. I'm
underneath the escalator just coughing
out my life.
She's gone to your head.
He's gone blind down. No head.
He shot me in my head. Fuck. No head.
Is he is he all the way down now?
where's the skateboard right here yeah well I got I hear you there's a skateboard
tell me I need a skateboard I'll see him
I'll see him either where do you think okay give me a sense of direction where
you think he's at I thought that maybe he was down that hallway but man he's
that
he just fucking ran out
well he had a mxlr or something
would that have been him?
he might have had a good idea
probably
was it loud?
yeah it was pretty loud
there's a scav there so I think we're safe
Oh, look at that seems like our friend has perished
Guys, that wasn't him. I guess I don't know, I think that was him. One of them.
Oh my god
Too bad it wasn't a shooter born kill damn that would have been even better
He's on the Lord
He's oh my goodness. I don't know why I even tried that but I'm glad I did that was sick
That was
It talks so much shit I'm the one that died instead of Ragnos.
Oh, you level 5 plates too.
Fucking deserved. Finally.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, how did I not get a headshot if I...
He's got level 5 plates and I didn't hit him in the...
Did I throw them instead of headshot him?
He's got a bull on his head. Maybe I did headshot him.
the next undamaged all I had shot this guy I guess only two shooter born kills
does a shooter born kill jumping midair I chopped
Oh
Suckin sick, dude. That's
That's fucking sick
Can you take her? Wait, I can take her
Can you take her headset?
Oh, yeah
That's very obese
Yeah, same
Yeah, I had no idea I've been subbed
Sam, I thank you for the two nice books
Nice really, nice really
Thank you Rudy, thank you
That was fucking cool, I saw that
Oh man, that's still here
said. Oh, OK, that's a piece.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Wait, did we go more than 2738 left in the rain?
My bulls.
I don't know.
I'm just fucking bricked up from that shot.
I didn't.
I
Gingy just let it be known that guy is very unhappy right now. He has no joy from killing it. He has
Zero joy
He's screaming right now
He does because I
I don't know if he's ever been done dirty like that in the video game ever
He's not gonna be able to sleep tonight
Crack
Crack
That looks like on their screen
and
Hello, George, thank you for the TX2 sub. Nope. Nope. Run together crawl together
Growl growl
growl
I need to rewatch that clip. I want to slow-mo that clip.
I'm surprised you didn't have enough strength to do that.
Well, let's see. Thanks for the five.
Dude, I'm going to do almost 15 strength.
I think we're close here.
Okay, you're definitely more sure than I thought.
I think I'm like, I probably lowered Duran some perma over it.
little dick thank you for the five gifted subs that sounds a lot to say
rabbit thank you for the five gifted thank you guys
Yeah, like 30 minutes. Yeah, but I got to like prep, I suppose, right?
I mean, for it.
They're like an overlay on the title and all just a couple of things.
It's a factory.
We have 30 minutes to go.
Oh, OK.
Plus, fucking, Stank was like, halla, last.
I don't even consider myself a streamer, I'm just existing in this world.
Oh my god, dude.
My day.
Dude, I actually flicked to that shit.
Like, wait, I didn't even realize what I did.
My day.
Fuck, you have to watch this clip.
I didn't even realize what I did.
Holy fuck.
Let me see.
Like dude, I flicked the midair like perfectly. I didn't even realize that I did that
Let me see. It's crazy
Oh my god
Dude, that is that crazy that was fire
Holy fuck again, I was closed it dude. I didn't realize what I did I was I flicked like that
That was crazy
That's a fucking shot damn
I thought I like lined it up more than I ever as I flicked crazy on
Damn
Damn son. It was nice juice. Thanks for the five. Give I hit him in the top of the head
Thank you juice. Yo guy thing with a five gift did
I think Chiji's game is broken.
Alright, let's get a quick one on. I think we've got time.
Always good to watch you, Tony. Big love, bud.
Hey, my guy. Thank you. Thank you, bro.
And what do I need to bring?
Um, I have your head set, but what I had said, did you have your contact sex?
Yeah, I'll come back six for you.
You guys pick up my helmet.
Yeah
Brought us watch the clip of a guy throwing an impact made and if someone shot the impact made midair and went back and kill them
What wait that can happen
Yeah, you want to see it?
Yeah, you can shoot grenades in midair
Yeah
They don't blow up. They don't blow up. They just they go they move
I'll show you
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Look at that.
It's a discord.
Maybe like trucks penis that I'm about to see or.
No, please.
You never know.
Watch that shit, that's actually insane. I've never seen that.
Well, I finished Needle and Haystack, nice.
Hidden layer.
Did I do the same?
Oh, I did.
Oh, another ammo case.
Oh, thank God.
I'm
a lot more bullets
so can
a
Yeah, I'm a stockpile commences. All right, I'm ready. Yeah, let me pull this clip.
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the
the
the
the
the
the
the
As you're trying to give you AIDS AIDS
Way to go it's flying
Yeah, I know
You think that's the guy shooting it or you think it's like clipping into the light above them
You think it's like some buggy
That's crazy guys.
That's fucking me over right there.
Holy Max Payne bullet time.
Carlston, they give him the five
business of tactical day with 37 months.
Bricks, they give it a sudden invited.
That was crazy, crazy.
That's a fucking insane clip.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn't need not the bullet.
So you doubted himself? That's actually insane.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ah!
Plague must have a little quipty. I don't want to droop.
It looked like I just drank a can of fight milk.
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All righty
There we do it Genji, we have another Mistfall stream for our little tournament doohickey
that we've been doing.
Take a look, I'll watch from across the road in here.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
the
the
the
I don't see nobody, but I guess I don't see nobody, yeah I'm look, I'm look, I go towards
I'm a...
I dare you.
I dare you.
Nice shot.
Thank you.
Farming a bunch of line-up says they're like a millie each are they millie each
So they're shooter boring happen
I didn't really enjoy using this gun
to see killer
you're right i think of her
this entire time
you're gonna check out how are those always people
powers poppin
was he poppin that power
oh my god
okay he's
was he trippin power trippin
we have to be kinda quick this right
Yeah, okay, let's chill.
Offin' that pussy at Pawa.
Everybody is.
It's a party at the Pawa.
Pussy poppin' party, yeah.
Pussy poppin' party at Pawa.
Yeah, pussy poppin' party.
Yeah, I was gonna go up here.
Hey, I have great minds, take a like.
You can hear it, jump in my head.
You know.
Let's line up so they can shoot us both or none.
Okay.
Thank you for six months. Thanks fate. Now it's really a
Busy party that might be killer
Or to go out work to gilla that we had to give us
We'll go down to our right through the staircase and check
That doesn't connect that way
No attention in the other garage
I think I have to get out of the ocean.
Are you staying on?
What? Me? No.
I don't know.
I mean, you want to be more really good.
Yeah, we're going to early, but it's not like you'll be progressing anymore, you know,
like we're kind of done everything together.
Well, to your love, I swear, something, I'm not sure yet depends on how I feel when you
guys leave.
I feel sad.
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be so fucking tired tomorrow.
Yeah, I know.
I know tomorrow, because we're getting up at the same time, but you're staying up
out late.
I'm going to get like six hours of sleep, probably.
Not even, probably like five.
Probably like five, yeah.
No, well six is like an hour delay, well, I don't know, it's going to be rough.
Axime, thank you for the four months.
Someone just says this is the end.
The end of the line.
Yeah.
BBD.
Um, there's a player.
Can you hear something?
What's that echo?
Where?
Where?
Where?
In Gotion.
Alright, can I hear something?
Well, I'm pretty sure there's a player in there, bro.
He's in middle of Gotion right now.
if you need a player it's the killer he's done nice where's amniel
guys in here um now he's going all the way towards like the I guess I decide
back I guess she's done for guy oh no he's in the back he's back of middle
Ocean oh what the fuck in front of me
Where's back zombie oh, there's got me
What am I doing?
Okay
don't yes I am now um what the fuck there's a guy like close to where
there's a guy up here boxes like the tea shop is oh that's him about me I'm
dead like the truck dude like I hear him yeah there's two guys there
It's around my body.
Yeah, I'm on a bad spot here.
Oh, fuck, there's like two or three guys, there's like three fucking guys here.
I can't do shit, bro.
I'm going to go up the escalators and shoot them.
Yeah, they're just, they're going to loot everything and then.
That's such a long rotate.
No, I can't.
There's no angles there.
You can't even like move.
You have to balance on that little thing.
I had you fucking tequila hat too.
The right lockers?
Yeah.
I
Quick there's probably another guy
I guess you killed you you don't know
No idea, but I'm four guy.
Was he on my screen?
I just hear him.
Yep, he's dead.
There's my gun now.
of
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
the fuck is he?
where is he?
Fuck, did this guy go?
Fuck, excuse me
fucking
fucking dumbass dude
he's gone wild man
oh my god
he thought he was doing something
he thought he was doing something
he was playing Hot Wheels
fucking out of frame
oh man
that was fucking funny
No, yeah, he's trying to bait the shots, but he like, he wasn't quick enough on the turn.
All right, um,
Oh, my bad.
That's a fucking playbill.
Baby, like, I'm fucking baby.
Oh, what?
What the fuck?
There's so many.
Where do we spawn?
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to have my blow gun.
Where you killed the guy on the left side in here is where I died.
Over here?
He's looting my body.
Probably.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I
Had your boss hat as well. I
Don't need the boss hat. Oh, you don't know if Ragus gave me one. So I kept it
I'm the sauce of the TRG tonight. Yeah, man
Little crazy what this guy I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it, dude
good. That looks like you, there's you 36, goth girl. Okay, there's, I don't know how
I'm going to be able to
Clean everything else. I just want my gun. Yeah, okay. I got gun and armor
You do drugs I
Got
I guess
Well helmet or headset more
Well, aren't you guys going?
Yeah, but I mean I could give it to you at a day to date
Well, he's the fucking he's the factory plan
Sure
He's probably wearing it
No, he's run
I'm here the guy that
The guy that killed me is goth girls Jim rag. Yeah
There's no my gosh this guy
That was your third raid. Oh, I think that's not your armor
Oh that laser just scared the shit out of me.
do do do do do do do do do.
Ain't nothing guys ain't nothing but a peanut awesome dude. I'm feeling this t.r.g
And that guy's Harry acts next for the months like in the other one should be using the t.r.g
fucking fire
This thing is fired
All right
I think we gotta we gotta head out
All right, if I guess Gigi is about out. Yeah, you guys enjoy miss. I
See you guys one after
Okie-dokie are good. Okie. Bye. Bye. Bye. Jammer in the bathroom home. Bye. Bye
you
.
and
We'll be back on early tomorrow for more Tarky
All these
Most of the on gets on I will read someone obviously the drops after but there'd be no more drops momentarily
Hello
Hello, it's time once again.
It is time.
It is time.
We're used to grinding out.
Well, what level are you on Tarkov?
What level are you?
40 something.
No, Max Traders.
Max Traders.
Stop that.
That's ridiculous.
That's perfect.
What do you mean?
Oh, my God, I just I just completed
the vehicle extract on ground zero
just completed that about two hours ago.
So, so practically like I'm like right behind you.
Oh yeah, you're right there, you're right there.
Yeah, like a right behind you.
Yeah, yeah, man, it's right on my tail, you're busy.
I'm right on your tail, you better watch out.
You better watch out, I'm catching up.
You better watch out.
I am watching out.
Oh, okay, good.
I can see you just barely ahead of me.
I could, I could see your absolutely your glutes.
Is that what wait, glutes or buns, right?
Why are you looking at my ass?
Well, because that behind me set this up.
And, uh, I mean, it's right there.
It's not.
And then I need the other.
Did you hear that?
You're hired.
Where is Yami?
That's a good question.
This is hard.
There he is, there he is.
Hello, Mr. Yami, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Eat the flesh of our enemies.
Feed on the flesh of mortal men.
Sustain us and do we turn it?
Yeah, we have to get in and call and should talk for us.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got it. We got to pop in there.
Got to pop in there. Talk a little trash. I already started.
I got to start it.
Oh, OK.
We pop in there being bang boom. Talk a little bang bang boom.
Oh, yeah. Update my game.
Well, it's just a small one. Yeah, I like the small ones.
Me too, let's just let that there's no more, no more, no more Tarkov jobs.
Don't do the thing with the subs.
All right, all right, I don't do it.
I'm going to go talk a little trash.
I'll see you guys in there.
There's Tarkov jobs.
I mean, there's Missfall jobs.
Oh, shit.
I can't keep up.
My brain is not working.
My brain is not working.
How many hours of gaming?
Where are you seeing this information?
I'm seeing that Woodling High Rollers are up by over 200 points.
Oh, that's right. We're kicking ass.
That is not true. That's not what I got.
On the website, Woodling High Roller 2732.
Oh, that's an overall.
2502. Yeah, the overall. Wait, where are you seeing our team?
We're going based off of the points between our two teams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're using something for all of hitting us.
I got messaged it from my manager.
Oh my God, my years.
More than a year, she's already set up.
19, and we have 1781.
God.
Exactly.
How in God's name do we have 1,719 points?
When an extract is worth one point and 8,000 is worth three.
There's no way to get to the points then.
That was probably over a point, but that was probably a few days ago.
Yeah, most guys win round two, we won round one.
So this is the last round I'm pretty sure.
The tiebreaker.
Yeah, the tiebreaker.
The break of the lives.
Where are you seeing all this information?
Give me a gimmick.
Where are you seeing all this drawing our enemies?
Hey!
Got it, save her!
Yup, destroy.
This is highly unusual.
This is highly unusual.
Hello Mr. State Grat!
Hello, hello, losers!
Hey!
Well, that's...
We're winning right now.
No, it's 2732 to 2502.
I'm looking at the website!
You're looking at Miss...
This outdated information.
I'm talking with the web guy. He's it's like 20 hours late guy. What's the web guy's name?
Tim. Is it Steven? Oh, sounds like a meetup man. I'm not familiar with Tim. I know Jim
over there. I don't think there's a Tim. That feels made up. Tim, Jim, Stella, you're lying.
This doesn't seem right at all. Should call me a liar.
Thank, where are you?
I'm coming by me. I need a bow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I need a head armor. Oh, wait, let me buy
I need gauntlets, I need pants, I need boots, I need necklace, and I need rings.
I look like I have coconuts on my boobies.
Oh yeah.
What?
But how do I get that skin?
Use your money.
Oh shoot.
Wait, where my shirt goes?
your show. Where's my helmet at?
There it is.
I think we can start whenever we want.
We've talked our trash.
Oh, yeah. We'll go dominate.
Exactly.
Oh, so fast.
We're about to get dominated.
I'm so just talking about it.
I'll show you something.
I'll show you something.
I got something better than coconuts.
All right.
I got something better than coconuts.
Oh, yeah.
I don't see what I'm talking about, let's go talk to my girl Sigrid over here.
Ah!
Hmm, I should be, I should have enough for you.
Let me just get some scissors from Sigrid.
I can't imagine how much I would have to fight you, can we?
I mean, just, we'll just come over here and get my scissors.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Oh yeah.
Did you make an invite, please?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, yeah
Oh
Wait, oh, I forgot something. Let me talk to her again real quick. Oh
Yeah, um guys should we upgrade the oh wait, oh, I don't have as much as I thought I'd
Still have enough
33 gold
it's something
I'm home to talk to her again I'm
do I upgrade my tavern
or decipher or
during some wine I think we're good
Okay, now
Chat we're playing this fall hunter. We are on day three of our streamer challenge. We're taken down Genji's team my team
Wasn't the lead we're not in the lead right now apparently, but we're about to kick their ass
We don't need to go
Well, we have to go to a hybriler map
Yes, yes, yes
What you could do
If we're feeling fursky, but last time we played we kind of got our asses kicked. I'm not gonna
We went into chaos mode and the first people we come across is like a super sweat and like
the high leaderboard.
Yeah, we all got two shot.
Yeah, we got we went to a map where every single team on the map converged upon us didn't
fight each other and slaughtered us, hung our bodies up on a stake, hung us from
high walls vegetables at us well I did pay a guy a hundred bucks to have all
his body counts go for you guys so okay yeah you need to do that anyways to
defeat us well I'm ready whoa I'm gonna fuck that guy up this time you tell
him you tell them that hundred dollars it's going nowhere I'm seeing a lot of
general chat gimmick play seer jenny okay i'm not gonna read that one genji okay all right
oh yeah a lot of a lot of genji chat as well
interesting interesting okay all right here we go here we go oh yeah came to wine real quick
All right, should we get it our own voice chat so we can
absolutely get our they wouldn't even if we stayed in here it probably give them a headache our high-level tactical
would a copper hand our tactics they wouldn't be able to they would probably get our own voice
settle real quick all right I'm gonna start good luck guys you guys are gonna get smoked again
Yeah, good luck with that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go team.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
I'm ready to be an archer.
I got ready to get up.
So I'm going a very little sleep right now so I may be a bit...
Where are my standing wipers are I bounty mode activated?
Hello Grove activated don't need no tactical items not me. Oh, it's come on very
This is
Best person. Oh my god
all
Global channel this game is fucking crazy
My cat doing holy shit poop girl poop girls on the other team
game. Oh, that's it. I'm going to remember. Remember the training. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
Yup. I'm a little too much. Oh, you got my legs. Are you playing that night character
You're a game. Yeah. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Got a front line. You're you're a what the
fuck? You're that other game. You play that other game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This game
is better. Tempo sent off by the way. Tempo sent off like our links right now. You're
But you're like this is your experience in the front line
The other
Silly game
I'm going to that chest
On of the chest go under the chest
I
Damn oh that did like fucking nothing this guy's a beast that boy's a boost over killing this guy right here
Hardest boss in the game right there. Oh, yeah, it is
I seem to have angered him
It didn't work
About to show this guy shooting me
All these doing things
I
Kicking my oh random mom is absolutely basking me
Been bastion. Oh, this is like a mini boss kind of guy
Get off of my two
Scared
Oh, I'm here for you.
Oh, I found some little pants.
My eating, who?
Mace?
Oh, that big guy?
I'm eating acorns.
Your little heels are getting a little bit of acorns.
Oh my god, you're making them like stumble,
and I can't hit them.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
All right, so it's the same as last time, right?
So 8,000 loot.
So if we get a kill a team, remove their shit,
Get out. Oh, yeah. Four points.
We don't know the team.
We just get one point.
Oh, we did beat the monster out.
Yeah.
Oops.
Oh, shit.
To be anything they say, Bill's.
I hear my cat go in deep shit.
Nice, now we get the chest.
How's my cat?
He's going nuts.
Where's the guardian monster?
Oh, it's over here.
Oh, we didn't kill him?
It's his little guy who's sleeping by the tree.
Oh, he's taking a nap.
What the heck?
That's the hell of a guardian.
I got nothing
See we had a bunch of blues. Oh wait. That wasn't the chest. I looted the guy next to the chest
Yeah, blues
Should we do the boss up north?
It ain't enough.
They're slow?
Oh, it's not.
This is just for some more goal.
We need to find a team.
We need to find a team.
I wouldn't say it's slow.
It's not like super, super fast,
but the fights can be a bit drawn out,
at least at the level that we're at.
I think maybe if you get better at the game,
you can kill people way more quickly.
But I kind of suck at this game.
Oh, it's in this place.
Oh, what are your stuff are?
Get on the boss or?
Oh wait, we didn't kill these.
It was dead shit, yeah.
We didn't kill these.
There's somebody here.
There's somebody here.
Okay, okay.
Oh my...
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
What is that?
They sound unethical. They sound like unethical people.
Like people. Like they got bad hearts.
100%.
It cleansed them.
I think that's just poddartery.
It's fine.
If you want to...
I think we all climbed it upstairs.
I think it starts up here.
I'll get to it real quick.
Maybe do a light investigation.
Yeah, I mean they can hear us too. I hear yeah, I hear them
We got it dude, we're not gonna we're not gonna win if we don't see
He's fucking cring out of maybe I was hearing mobs. I don't know
For a second, but it was only like a second. Did you guys see that running by he just RKO'd that thing like Randy Orton, holy shit
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, hopefully he doesn't fuck with it anymore.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
and hold on
Hmm
Oh
Here we go look at this one
Where'd that go?
This goes up. Oh up there. Okay
Yeah, but the mobs are still alive up here. It ain't
Where these guys went maybe they were passing through
Yeah, I think we just heard him for this and I think they just who knows could have been anywhere
I think Tony fell asleep downstairs
I think so too
Yeah, Tony's asleep at the keyboard. Oh, he's actually getting shot. Oh, he's awake. He's awake
Is it is it good? Oh, I hear my ear. They're on us. They're on us. Yummy. Yummy
I'm coming
Sorry to cat issue oh fuck oh fuck
I'm out of here. I'm getting so hard. What yeah, I'm getting my shit. I got fucked so hard
I'm getting my shit fucked. Oh, he's finishing me. Oh bad. Okay. Oh
Oh he's beating my ass dude.
They'll never catch me.
Survive, give me.
I can't.
I'm dying.
Oh, there's dogs.
Oh, they're doing it.
Oh
My god, yeah, I'm dead
They just W keebie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes could switch characters
Also did doing my cat
was going crazy the problem is is it is it going to be more is it going to be
better to switch characters and not know what the hell I'm doing or just play a
brother character that's sure that's up to you guys wait okay how do I switch
I've seen some good I don't know how to do that I took the dude right yeah you
have to go to your own camp though first
I
Return the login
You have to get into your own camp and then you have to talk to do the white-haired lady
I feel like I'm just useless as the Ranger or something they just running me I died
Yeah, see they just like oh, I think we need we need a couple a cup
How do I...
He's lagging.
He's how do I lag him?
Hello.
I'm rich.
No, this is ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
You are a little bit of a robot.
That's okay.
Well, I'm getting a bussing.
Ridiculous.
I think you're good enough.
I'm on my back.
I'm on my back.
A slower snare.
My regular.
He kind of does there is one thing that he has
Wait, where do you are you use the weather? I'm gonna be a shadow Strix
Okay, that's a rogue. Yeah, that's good
Green oh my old green set
It's a knockback he has a knockback, but I fucked it up. I
I fucked it up
Okay, I'm gonna need to invite again
Also, don't know what I'm doing is this guy, but that's okay
I'll be fine
Oh, I'm gonna save it. Okay. I
Don't know what's the best for this guy be tanky or just
damage I
Max. Wait, do you hold two or just one?
Thomas, do this.
Holy cannoli. We're, we're mixing it up in the final hour.
Oh, dude.
Making big moves.
Oh, yeah.
I see. I see. Use that.
Oh, okay.
All right, so what do I want?
Like, skills. What skills do I want?
Post one.
I don't know.
Which ones do I want?
Stealth.
Branch attack.
Shadow strike.
All right, I'm forward.
I'm ready when you are.
I just want to go explore the refrigerator
for some possible, I don't know.
There might be something in there.
I don't know what talent I want.
I'll do this one real quick.
Boom, okay.
I haven't tried the longsword yet.
Talents, wait, what are my skills?
I have...
I'm ready.
Shatter strike, flash, stride.
I don't know what talent I want.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Shatter strike, flash, stride.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
So dual blades on top
Wouldn't build up ambush
Dual blades this one
So all the page for skills from oh my god
Dual blades bloody quick trip quick trip is
Okay, all right, so I am ready damn you look sick
Why here and everything
You're the archer oh
Oh my god
My talented skills, oh, yeah
Which ones should I go for?
Mmm. Oh my god, this is so much. Okay, channel it
Yeah, I think this one's better. Okay
All right, this is a lot for me to raise one out crow I throw the crow and then I impale got it
I
Don't know
Flurry strike my flurry strike of the crow what talents do I want?
I haven't played this guy at all crow storm to the crow storm enhancement
I
Crow storm enhancement because I know I have that crow storm enhancement
Yeah, I don't know I'm doing okay, I'm probably fine
I don't know what I'm doing this
most.
A lot more heals, actually.
It's a big, it's a big, we're swinging for the fences.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this might not go very well.
It's a big move.
I have to, I don't have spinning slash.
Dash that on sword.
Okay, let's put on spinning slash, then.
What's that?
Okay, got it.
Is everything else good?
This is like a dash multiple hits.
After doing a light strike, you press that to move backwards.
and
hold the channel
and
of
the
and
of
the
I need some meds
Sure you fine. All right. I'm ready. I don't quite know what I'm ready for but I'm ready
Yeah, well some things have to be figured out on the field of battle
Some things you have to figure out as they go
It's true so true so real and so true, but but but but but are we oh there we are
it. It's important.
You really want it to be. You really want to be. You can just
extract every round. Just get one point at a time. Just one point.
Just run straight to the extract.
Jordan, thank you for the five gift, didn't I? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I
See what if I know what the fuck I'm doing
Holy shit
Okay, oh wait, that's how I suck shit like that
Okay
You know unless you guys kill you so you can get used to your characters
I'm trying to figure it out. Oh, this guy dropped a purple. Oh
It's a goal like a bit in Cypher. Holy
I'm a 16th of the way there. Well, 20th of the way. Oh, that's what it is
You guys, you guys, you can get used to your characters.
I think I'm figuring it out kind of sort of.
I don't quite know what I'm doing yet.
Wait, it's a purple, nice.
I can just like dash on guys and...
Damn, man.
Alright, I can do a little bit of combo like that,
and then I can do like...
Oh, you can go crazy.
You can go crazy like that.
So I can fucking bam and then like, yeah.
Okay, and then I can do like a bam
and then like a yeah and then like a yeah.
I feel like the Shadow Tricks 20.
I'm doing a lot of spins
and I'm figuring out what I'm supposed to do.
Feeling fancy?
I can do that.
I'm feeling fast.
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing yet.
Hold on, that's a lot, that's a lot, that's a lot.
Oh, there's a lot of guys here.
Oh, god.
I'm
also glad you're having a good night. I'm high as it comes in the back.
I can't possibly build some emblems.
Nice. Godzill, David, 21 months.
Thank you, Godzill.
What's wrong?
I think it's internet is like dying the hell's your ISP yeah I feel like he's
always having trouble yeah to the boss what one yeah his back I guess we're
gonna top up my topping up my health another attack on that
You want those and I could come? Oh, no, that's after that.
I said.
Oh, you could do like it's like a thing.
I guess he's back. I think I'm back. Are we good?
Looks like kids.
Let's do the Miss Lord.
Wait, here's shit.
Damn.
Oh, I heard that, I heard.
Oh
They're fighting hardly oh
Get him
What
About him
Oh my god 10 years. Oh my god. Why my son for 10? Oh my dude
I'm not ready for this
Oh
Do I know yeah, you got
I don't do dude.
I got the crow.
We got the crows.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, abandon all tactics.
We're going to get up, we're going to wait for this,
we're getting one fucking time.
We just got fucking owned.
We got it.
What?
Guys, abandon all previous tactics.
We're going to get out one rate at a time.
We cannot make zero points again.
This guy?
Dude, he, I exploded.
Yeah, the damage.
Yeah, and then I exploded.
Just just just dodge, bro.
Just she's down.
I'm going to think about that.
What do you mean, dude?
Just judge.
When does it come out?
My God, that was.
I got habbished.
People got.
I don't know about you guys, but I was rapid.
People got.
Oh, I got bent over folded into a pretzel.
Well, it was a full ravaging.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, my, you're showing a full white candidate.
People seem like they got good.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, they're also higher level, too.
Like they're not just better.
We're playing late at night when the gamers are on, man.
Oh, it's a game or time.
It's game of time right now
Whether or not it might be better for me. Well, I I've already learned this guy
I don't know any other class. I was playing Ranger before and I feel like it wasn't really working out too well
I'm gonna go to green so I don't
It wasn't walking out too well. So here we are
I'm running out that's for sure
I'm draining I've already had my funds. Yeah, same same
But I'm gonna have some stuff I could sell
hold on
All right guys, I like the way that that went we had the drop on them and they absolutely eviscerated us
guys I say this round screw the loot we get as soon as this thing pops we get out
so that we can at least not get zero points let's get one point let's get
one point and then we can take it from there then we can take it from there
let's get one new objective survive changing seems probably gonna get zero
points there's no way if they're running into demons like this there's
no way bro there's no way there's no way there's no way there's no way even I was
just playing the other game of Genji and she was dying in that so she's dying in
this is she drinking is she drinking I don't know if she was even drinking no
She's on her kid that she's she's what a signer. She's been
dude, she's been divinative.
Siders lately.
Wow.
Siders.
Then he's been divinative.
I like a good side.
Hopefully she's deep.
Hopefully she's deep in the side.
That's my dagger for stealth and
that's our mobility.
And see, I know what you I hear what you're saying,
but I'm not really my mind.
I'm already understanding, you know?
You know, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm hearing you, but I'm not fully understanding.
Roger Dodge, ready?
John, thank you for 39 months, sir.
Thank you.
I've also never played.
That was my first match playing as this guy, and it didn't go very well.
That was not ready.
There!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Lazy is high.
Ignore it.
So what I learned from that one is I need to use my crow.
There, you throw down my crow?
I get yeah crow is my CC I agree I agree that's what it seems like new objective survive
I don't know what to do with that.
doing and we posture up and maybe they won't dive bomb us that we can maybe live
right we could like beat our chest like gorillas scare yeah exactly drop all
their loot and then run okay that's the tactic next time we see you guys we
posture hopefully they drop all their loot all their armor and they run we
You know, we collect it and we get out.
I like that plan. That's a good plan.
It's it's you know, it's think it's way smarter than
it is.
Maybe you should just all be rogues and dive bottom them.
Oh
I mean the rogue does giga damage
I
Yeah, let's go guys
There we go. Hey
Well, there's a blue greatsword. Oh
He's very leather armor. Yeah, that's what a road. Hey, yeah, it is
Here, let me drop it right here. I can't drop this greatsword you
He's oh
Was on me
Yeah, thank you. I dropped the armor over here.
Oh, thank you. Yep. That is. Yes. What is? That is?
Nice.
What is giga damage? That's what I need.
That's what I need. I need giga damage.
I need call.
I need giga damage. I want to get in there.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam and then, you know, just go crazy.
Oh, he's actually.
Because I feel like if I have giga damage I could do something even if I'm doing nothing.
You know?
No sign.
Nice.
There's a retrain chap in three minutes over there.
I just pinged it.
I need to secure that.
Let's kill this bozo.
I like the way this guy is hitting me.
Yeah, see you.
of son what it do what it do oh there's guys below us they're under us come up
here all right I'll cover right now posture where oh fuck
I
Way
You guys I'm gonna
How's he just able to stay on that little platform? Hello?
He's low very low very well he's got two guys are low there for all the crows are fucking me
I think I'm down I'm down
No, that's low. That's one of the ones this
right there you see the ceiling oh never mind you got up
oh my god they're targeting me I got oh I almost got one of them one of the
superbowl the rogues me I'm very oh
Oh, that's gross.
One-to-one hit on me.
Oh, yep, he's behind his-
Oh.
Coming.
There's a-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, I can't fucking get him.
He's-
He's out, he's out, he's out.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh, this guy's fucking me up.
Oh, my God, this guy's fucking me up.
Close door!
Oh, I can't I can't I can't I can't
I'm no HB
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh
I'm dead. Oh, he's gonna speak in love. He's speaking. Oh, the one you wonder now. Oh
Wait, I'm the wrong thing out. Oh my god. Okay
Well, well
Well, I mean I went a little bit better
Was it tank for too long? Yeah, maybe
Maybe
maybe the problem is I don't know what like I know what my abilities do but I
have to think about what they I have to think about what they do before I do it
so I'm not like fast enough right now
Um
So I'm kind of poor
Is there a gear-based matchmaking
I have no idea probably not
I'm using a combat bag
And I'm gonna go in poor
I don't know how to do it, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going for two.
Dash and light attack, yeah, I was kind of trying to do that.
Like I said, I have to kind of think about what it does before I do it, and
these guys kind of know what it does, they kind of know what it does before they do it, and.
Where'd you get the combat bag?
Stash, no, in your storage box, and then combat bag on the top left.
Oh, awesome.
It's like, by the time I'm like, oh, I could have dashed on them, or like,
I could have done this or this gives me that this gives me this makes me go that far. I like yeah
Somebody that knows what they're doing is they like know my moves too, you know
Hmm
Okay, we got this
This is our moment. Yeah, this is our moment. All those rounds of
this is our moment right here. This is the moment. This is a moment.
I'm gonna own it. We're gonna survive one right now. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, it's crazy how those guys get up on top like.
Is there a jump that they did?
They did a job. Yeah, there's a way to jump.
Oh, my God. Is that really what they done?
We almost had them, dude.
As you say, PVPV extraction, dungeon crawler,
stabbing, slashing, game.
I got half a mind.
Which myself.
Yeah, I mean honestly that Ranger kind of sucks if you don't know what I'm doing yeah
This guy I feel like I could at least dash around a bit and like stab a guy and it does a bunch of damage and then like
Yeah
I know I saw he's always playing this game Glocky should ask him for a build
I'm ready when you guys are ready when you maybe I should put some stuff for sale before
we go in.
So it sells while we're in there.
I
Can maybe come back to some money
Oh, yeah
Because I am a poor boy I'm broke oh boy
It's okay, Genji squad can't be doing much better than us
Can't do we're all suffering. We're all suffering. We have one of our history now
We'll be on for like another hour
And I'm going to bed and I'm sleeping for a few hours, and then I'm getting back on early in the morning
Let's just get one point boys one early in the morning is in like point eight hours from now probably
First round remember the first day the first round you squad was cooking earlier in the way
There's no way that I run it into a
We're running through
In the second day it was half and half we get slaughtered we'd slaughter
We'd slaughter slaughter today slaughter slaughter just like getting
Eviscerated man. Eviscerate. It's like I'm getting put into a blender
But dude, you remember that first that first round
We were out there we were we were yeah
Yeah, yeah, we need to put on more points on that
The scrolls and vendor yeah, I know I'm gonna have to vendor all the scrolls. We're definitely gonna have to I
Mean it's a good sign that the game has a high skill cap. We just
High school good when you're on
not the bottom the bottom one percent when you're the one
threat all of that ghost tree you want to kill let's not kill these guys I don't
talk to those bird I'll talk to them birds I say I had a ex-wife who was a
I didn't want to hear. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She took everything. She took the car. No
prenups. No. No. She flew away. Oh my god. She's tantal. Oh my god. Wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Hold on. I might be in the bird ladies again. Yeah. Yeah. Forget everything
I just said to hasty
Your Tentress part attack
Holy shit, you said birds on crazy
Feather you got any of you guys got feathers
Any tips for bird watching?
I feel like
Yeah, I am now. Oh my god
Watch he always talks about yeah limit mr. Juiceman always talks about the the documentary
Listers on YouTube. I think that's where you're supposed to start
Let's kill us on YouTube, you know
good job guys. Bird watchers,
bird watchers, anybody? Bird
watchers. We're doing good.
Look at us. We're so good.
Look at us. We're doing great,
guys. We're doing great. Let's
go to the grounds and get a
chest. Let's do it.
Oh, mama. She has a cat.
How many bird ladies?
Oh, mama.
It's definitely a bird world.
She hit me and I like that. What the hell?
There's a lot of mysteries in this world, but it's definitely a bird world.
I'm confident on that one.
I don't know what happened, but some bird probably pooped on some guy and one thing led to another and now it's a bird world.
And it's a bird world.
And it's a bird world.
Blers, are you Blers?
Yeah.
Sneak attack. Oh, what the hell? Meatball?
What? Oh fuck. Why would you attack the meatball? I want to eat it.
Kill it. They're about there.
Mog them. Mog them. Oh, yeah
Stand still Mog.
They have a wizard and a knight and I don't know what else everybody has in
Fireball they have the high ground I learned from Obi-Wan
Or later
They have all range all the 30 bombs on me, okay, the other reason look you tell them stuff I
Feel like they're there you can take these guys. There's two lizards
There's two wizards right there.
Right by his skull underneath though.
Yeah.
Just make them feel threatened.
Make them feel threatened.
I'm trying to get him.
Look at this. I'm all the way up.
I'm all the way up.
I'm all the way up.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in there.
Oh my god, I'm messing one up.
One's like 25 percent.
He's got that
Get him get him get him get him big fruity blades
Oh
I got one I got one I got one one's down
oh oh he's running he's running he's on the move
officially I saw hit him oh big damage oh fuck this guy I think I got him
No, no, no, it's because I'm a son
We did it
We did it we did it we did it. Okay guys
Okay matters is we know more blue gear
No more blue gear. I think those guys were not as good
I feel like there might be some component to it. I don't know
We're never gonna get 8,000 but we can at least I can have my dignity
I'd rather lose with dignity than win and shame a full stripper
I
Am playing around I'm playing around
Who'd you think I came here for?
Wait other chests guys, that's what we're doing
We're going green gear, and I don't care if we win or lose at this point. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna be
A thousand gold items are sitting on the table here.
Oh, wait, we could almost hit a K then.
We're in a state of the way there.
I'm at 2K right now.
I have chest right here.
1800.
Is it the gold burning ground chests?
We need the gold chest.
Oh, they looted them.
They looted them.
Let's bastards
How do you feel about going to the Supreme Hall for a max win?
Let's do it. Let's do it. I think it's good. We go to Supreme Hall. We kill this guy.
We ignore the meatball. Ignore the meatball.
We go up to the Supreme Hall. We kill the boss and
then
We get the red and we leave. Five billion points out there. Yes. Yep
This is our moment.
It's our time.
Okay, the meatball was not ignored.
I repeat the meatball.
It's not ignored.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's coming out there.
Close the gate.
Close the gate.
Take that meatball.
Stupid meatball.
I
Oh storm baby, yeah pro storm. That's I'm talking about
By
This rated it these boats have some crazy boss boys
this is so
they're players
just players afoot
lock in
lock in okay
sneak sneak past these guys
let's find where they went in they might be made a boss fight yeah
oh you have to be the 120
oh fuck oh fuck
okay they're gonna be hella distracted i bet you they went up the stairs
what we're gonna do guys we're gonna sneak
We're gonna let them kill the boss, and then we're gonna jump down on them.
Like that, like that.
Oh, crouch, you gotta crouch, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna jump down on them while they're looting, we strike.
Okay?
I see him in there.
I see him in there.
Oh, come on.
It's a sorcerer.
Uh, that totem girl.
Is they have no idea?
Oh, wait, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh.
I'm in.
I'm in too, I'm in too.
How's it looking down there?
It's looking good. It's looking good.
Like bad for them. Good for us.
Don't move. Don't move.
They're locked in.
OK, we all have to target the same guy, OK?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, they did it. They did it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, let them get in the body.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Target the, there, target the cloth one.
I'm on him, on him
Where's this fucking gold guy? He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
Get him!
Oh
He's going for his body!
What's that?
He's going for his body!
CROSS!
What's with his body? What's that crap?
He's resing
Get up!
Okay, no, no, no, he ran though, he ran
Group up, group up
He's here, he's here
He's here, he's on me
He rest, he's dead
Get me a gun, boy, dude
He's running, he's running, I'm chasing him
How are you doing up there?
I'm doing okay. I'm gonna get this girl right the archer archer is here. Is that whole different team or what?
That is a whole different team. Oh, yeah
How am I going what the fuck?
Oh fuck
Oh my god, wait, there's all
I'm shielding I'm shielding I
Have great gear
Another team above us guys, this is where we're in the weather where the we're in the best part where the best part
Oh
Yeah, you like the fireball yeah, they did there's no team no team
I need healing those guys up top are a problem
I think they're coming around. Yeah, they are there. They're there there. They're coming around us
I don't know how we're gonna like and I'm I'm no more of my my horns. I've no more horns. Yeah, me too. I don't
We need their horns that team said it was
Should we
We could yeah, yeah, let's leave let's leave. I want to I want to live here, though
What so let's go. Let's go way south. Let's just go way way way
Bravely run away guys bravely very bravely run
Yeah, exactly.
Bravely, bravely run.
With the boss, there's another group on the boss.
They're out of there.
I have viscited them.
Everybody's out of order.
Yeah, I'm just with the other group.
Yeah, I mean, we're not going to get 8,000 off of them.
They report.
I hate to do it.
Everything in me wants to fight those guys, but...
I kind of just want to live once.
Although the boss is there.
Although we figured it out dude, we do green maps and we just take the point.
We do not get any points for a kill?
No, no, it's extraction and loot.
Wait, wait, wait, the extraction right there, you can only bring out the stuff that you
have on your body.
Oh, we have to go to the fjord.
Which so maybe we could kill this guy and then get some loot let's kill that boss and then get some loot and then leave
So we're still brave
That would be the brave move
Maybe 15 gold on me right now, I don't remember how much I came in with can't be that much though
we're just killing the boss maybe kill the boss we loot him and then we did okay
which one we have to go though we have to go all the way east wait I think we
have time we also have six minutes six minutes until the guild and comes in
right yeah that's like massive oh it might not just kill us every time the
and
She big time with that B.L.S.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn girl, yeah, the bar lady, sheesh.
Hey, heesh.
Hmm.
This is all right.
Oh, yeah.
It was camp.
Yeah.
It was camp over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Gilded mr. Surging come
The Gilded mr. Surging find the bell creature
There we go like his life and use his meat as a portal
immediately
Are these like hermit crab creatures these bells?
we just
magical hermit crab
I don't know, but I like his meter like he said transport
Just jump down here low key
Oh, okay, he's already dead. How do we get up there?
Over here. Let's read you take this little message
Oh, yeah, you're right
Whoo, let's go to the left boys. I mean to the mast boys. I mean to the mast
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Summon Valbeast.
Okay, there's definitely a boss around here.
That's a boss move, isn't it?
This guy.
Oh.
Yeah, this guy's like a big boss like boss.
He's big and boss like this is pvp
Big box you bought as much gold as possible. Oh
Here he is this is definitely the one that was doing the spike
Post one
Oh god
Well, I'm damn near one HP. We got this we got
Okay, take a load off take a look I got
We are out of here.
One point boys, one point, we're on the board.
No, no, no, we at 8K, we at 8K, we at 8K.
definitely an AK guys those good I actually have like I think I had like
3k on me to be honest those good you guys have it I'd like three no let's do
that again it was perfect yeah I said we go green green rage dude I was
Green I was white and green
Huge I'm up good right now
We're in a what
Why in green so I'm up great to full green
That's what I have
Full green in a blue bow full green in a blue bow. I'm gonna go tinker while you guys do your work be
Oh, yeah.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
This green stuff is quite a bit cheaper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So much cheaper albums like twice is twice cheaper
It's my green pants, this is my green pants my green boots
It's a lot of money for that stuff
of
the
the
the
I have six thousand again hey how do you have so much I don't know I just been selling stuff on the
everything I don't have no idea I have no clue
you been selling them do you miss your Kazi over here Kaz the man
I think he's selling on auction yeah I'm selling everything on the auction now
I
Where's a gem of the gods 53k well, I've played this game for it's nice that you guys are both probably
like
Forces him to focus 10 hours or so and the most expensive thing I've seen was 4k
And I've only seen that once even remotely close to that so something 53k must be super
Imagine that I must be really really really really really rare
I
Bum bum bum bum bottom bottom
Like us I
Say we go we could camp the boss or we could go to there and try because you know people are gonna kill that boss, right?
it. Absolutely. So maybe we go over there and be ambushed.
Yes.
How do you do it?
Do you like that plan? Yeah, let's do it. I like that plan.
I like that plan. Let's do it. I think we got to play to the ambush
strategy. Locate the enemy and then spike when they're vulnerable. Uh, that's not
something that's the way we're supposed to do it.
It's the ambush super strat. The ambush super strat.
A-ass for short. A-S-S. A-S-S.
Yes. I know this.
A-S-S. You gotta give him ass.
Remember your ass. All right?
The ambush super strat. Remember your ass. Give him the ass.
I say we ignore every monster on the map
Because little noise is possible our purposes for our purposes. We don't kill anything
We're going to this one in the southeast, right?
That's the one remember the big fellas the big fella
Oh my god
up here just run just run chicken man is up the chicken man is here shoot his
content is Kentucky the chicken get out of here boy run chicken feet okay all
right he like a merge from the slumber and I thought he'd be really angry but
be really angry when he woke up
here. Here we are. Oh, no. Should we just wait up here? Oh, I don't know. Maybe nobody's
We've got some serious. Good. Ground is done. It's trying to be I haven't found somebody.
Somebody's got to be right around here. There's no way. I'm thinking maybe you like,
other spawn over here none of the chests have been like hit or anything like that
we could push to
I
He's charging no, that's right. I had a conniption. I have these from time to time
I couldn't be more we could kill the boss. Yeah
We could kill the boss
Well start
Oh my god, you don't want it of course I hear players I think
Oh my god I need to run I think we're good I think we're good I think we're good
Yeah, he uh, did one tap, got me to half health.
That tap I'm thinking, that'll mess you up.
dying all really fast okay i'm pretty sure i hear what yeah i thought i heard play yeah
oh fuck oh my god
finish this guy quick
I'm going to unlock the door behind us, all right, yep, nice, I don't see him, I don't
I
Probably think we ran away. They're gonna pursue us
I'll see them and pursue
Maybe not I
Mean I definitely heard him up there hold on the meat
Well, I see them I
Think I've seen them a symptom
Well, I think them. Well, I'm trying to keep guard a small tasteful flank. Don't worry, guys. It's
take I know what you're thinking. You're thinking it's probably not tasteful, but it's
dangerous to go alone. Very dangerous, but it's right here.
I think I got a key.
What was that chest right here?
Hold up.
The key.
Oh, we got a key?
Yeah.
I got one of those.
Yeah.
They definitely looted all the way through there.
They must have gone this way right here.
It's the only way right here.
They had to go this way.
I don't really like followed their trail.
Where is this where they came from?
This is where they came from right they went they went towards the middle of the map is they they came by
Here I saw them here in the Miss Lord wait with them. Where did they go? Oh, they went up here. Maybe no
So where we came from
They could have just been that this is the only explanation. It's gotta be
to the end of the year. They didn't
They didn't
They didn't anger the bird, the chicken thing.
Oh, somebody killed his boss.
We killed that one.
With the bodies.
That's okay. We need to kill.
I guess we could have just ran down there.
It's cooler though.
They had to go this way. We didn't open this door.
They're running away from us.
Oh, they're fighting, fighting.
Oh, I hear them, I hear them, I hear them.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think we attack after they went.
just wait wait god they're gonna have no idea we don't want to get in a three you
know a three-way yeah well I like through it yeah but what happens is
everyone backs into a quarter and nothing happens so let's let them kill
each other and then when they die we come through here like Adderall demons
And we attack them. Yeah, it's two teams fighting. Yeah
We let them fight we emerged through the misty portal. Let me strike
Yes, yes
Hello, it's almost executing wait. Yeah, guys guys. We got to go we guys go go. Yeah. Yeah, I see them very far very far
So now we doesn't know it is no
Oh, there is a loot. I hit him for 300.
Oh my God, he's so fast. What the fuck is he doing? He's so fast.
Oh, there's, oh, oh, he's getting his ass kicked by this guy.
Oh my God, he just beat the shit out of me, dude.
Oh my god, he's low. He's he's not fucking low. He's a demon
That's why he's half health. He's half health. He's definitely half health
Someone dropped a new subject up to new
No, that's not done me too. Yeah, I'm here. We focus the road focus the road
I got this mob on me too, shit.
That is bad.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Ooh, get your ass!
I got the- the seer a little bit.
Bitch!
Ah.
No he's down, nice.
I- oh my god, I can't hit this guy.
I got this guy crazy. I got crazy.
This guy's one. Oh, yeah.
Oh, what are you going?
Oh, God, all to do. He's spamming.
I'm blasted up.
I'll get him. I asked him.
I'll come out.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Just making him remember.
Oh yeah. Where do you think you're going?
Hey, where'd you go?
Dude, I'm gonna cross through on this guy.
I'm gonna cross through him. He's gonna oblivion.
He has no idea what's coming on.
To the right, to the right.
Oh my...
Oh, I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
Oh, no. Reverse, Reverse!
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
This guy's so evalucine!
This is so stupid dude.
Are you dead? I'll get him.
This is so stupid.
I have weak knees I guess.
Nice shot.
He's too fast!
What is this? This is... oh come on!
What is in a quarter?
Is it a quarter?
oh my god oh my god dude that guy was he was a fly the boss the boss is getting you
Oh my gosh.
Take out, take out.
Nice, good job, boys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Okay, this guy's just...
There we go. Hey, guys, we want another fight. Let's go. Rush it. Kill it. Oh my god. I'm
so glad we got that guy. We got the PV. He can res. Well, I'll see him back. So fuck
him. I think wait, dude, I think we got him. Oh, these guys are blue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
some bill. Wait, wait, it wasn't
either rogue. That guy, you guys
rogue. I'm a rogue, but just grab,
just grab. What was the guy? Well,
okay, what was the guy? Class was
here. That guy was a seer. I don't
know. Seer. Was that a seer? That
guy was a sneaker. He was a seer.
Yeah, he was a seer. You guys look
like, did you guys look this guy?
No, I don't. Somebody lose. He's naked now. This guy. This guy, this guy. Our gears been stolen.
Our gears. This guy, this guy. Wait, where, where did the body go?
Huh? I think there is somebody. I think I might have.
It's gone. His body's gone. What? It just disappeared.
What did we did you finish him there or did you just down him there?
No, no, he's dead. He was dead. Well, we didn't kill him
But he was dead. Maybe I teabagged him a little too hard
No, there's definitely somebody else I
Keep hearing I
Keep hearing like on the edge of my hearing I keep hearing little dingled angles
Hmm
I'm gonna sit back here for some dangled angles. Is it this guy dingled angle one up here could have been a dingled angle
He's getting lost in the sauce
Get the blues from down
Well, we could get this this chest. You've got 2.8. That's 4.8. Yeah, yeah, let's get the chest
I feel like we're actually kind of close to 8,000. I think we are
Right on the cusp of it. We're cusping. We're cusp- we're crowning like a beautiful newborn baby
Whoo
Your club there
Calvin
Tell them
Guilt them. Yeah, I killed them my kilt. Oh
Okay, now we got two red two purples in here
Don't put us over the edge boys
What a legendary item.
Oh, a self-reported server.
Over the edge.
Oh my goodness, guys.
Kicking my ass.
Yeah, these guys are...
Yeah, I don't like those guys.
They're like...
They're just like perma attack.
And they have like crazy health.
Alright, let's get out of here.
a great success. I have 4100. We're good. I think we're good.
I have 3000. Yep. Yeah, we're good. Oh, good.
She got on him. Nothing good. I think crazy.
It got nothing.
I think we go up a little bit right?
It ain't got nothing.
Maybe we go up a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
First impression? I've been playing this game a bit.
I like it. It's fun.
This is our third day of our little
challenge that we're doing
while streamer battle.
I was playing the archer
and I like this guy way more.
Although I kind of suck at him, but I like him more.
I feel like I'm just grabbing every little bit and Bob. Yeah, I feel like we're I feel like we I think we
I think we got a how much do you have what's your total right now?
73 we're good
34 I'm 3.9
I mean we can kill a chicken man. I
Feel like our gears worth what a thousand would we log in with greens? Yeah. Yeah, we're good. I think we're good
There's no way they can not utilize the ass like we can
We got too much ass for them
We gave them the it's the ass tactic. Yeah, they don't have enough ass. We do that's right
That's right. Super stroller
The ambush super strapped ambush super strategy. Yeah abbreviated as ass
I bet you stink rest just screaming at him right now. He's just kind of like that's just kind of like his thing
Kill stupid bell growl
Activate your bells boys. It's fun man. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun
Great job guys great job. That was textbook ass right there
Textbook ass they're gonna cause they're gonna put that in the field manual for this game. That's what they're gonna do
It's gonna be a how to be ass
How to be ass and miss fall on her
Our faces right on the cover tell a tutorial guy
brought to you by the Winding High Rollers let's go
Holy shit boys
we're famous we're famous
Woo wee
How about you guys, I'm ready to go
Wait, earnings, sit, wait hold on, six
Oh my god, we're like
200 short. No. Oh, no.
earnings. Oh no. 6K, 7, 58 plus 535. That's like in the in the match results. Oh, I think
we're less than 200 short. No, don't tell me that. No, no, no. No, no, no. You must
You can't do numbers wrong.
There's no way. Hold on.
Crunch the numbers again. I don't know.
There's no way. There's no way.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's no way.
Guys, we were at 7,480.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
How did it get lower?
That was a one point round.
No. That's a one-way round. No. No, you're lying here. 520 short. 520 short. We should have...
Oh, no.
Ooh. But we...
We did good. At least we got a...
That's all that matters. That's all that matters.
That's all. Can you see the board?
I don't know. I don't think there is like a live one. It's just tallyed up after the fact
It's just
All right guys, let's see some more perfect ass out there
The ass boys I want to see some perfect ass. Oh
Yeah, oh
First yeah
She has a different tactic than an ass
Much different tactic
Similar but different
Yeah, there could be an acronym. There could be an acronym. Yeah beautiful
Sort of beautiful or Nate organic bodacious bruise
I just came up with that off the top of my head okay I'm riding a marimo for good luck
don't mind me guys I'll be riding a marimo for good luck
Oh my god, the meatball all you guys are on your on your
I
Don't know I'm supposed to be on my ass
Exactly
Let's start navigating ambush super strat ambush super strat. Let's start navigating like towards the center and then
We can wait until we see something activate and then we can head over there
there. What are you doing?
We're going to do that. We're going to do that. Well, no, no, no, they're going to see
that activate. We should have. We should have. We should have later. There's plenty.
There's plenty. Yeah. Because those go like people can see when you hit those. Oh, yeah.
So I say, we wait until we see somebody hit the other ones.
And then we attack them.
15 hours, yeah.
We got another 20-ish minutes, we've been at like 16.
And then we'll be back on in a couple hours.
You're spinning over there.
That's 101, take notes.
Oh, yeah.
This is this is this is a whole new world with this with this
Team comp to yes, yeah, really is let me just say you're ten times better on Shadow Tricks
Don't ranger Tony. I think so I think so. Yeah, I
Also, I think it's because the light like I'm well. I can also pressure
He's more effective because I can take aggro and pressure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm able to get moves off instead of getting
swarmed because you guys they can't ignore you they just can't ignore you they
have to fight you so they can't hit me so I'm able to get I'm able to get a lot
more
open sheshamie
nothing's been hit yet
We just roam we just roam look for the enemy
Everybody's wait wait wait. I hear the man. No, no, no, they're right here. They're right here. They're in front of us
Yeah
All gimmick all gimmick
Oh
This guy's kicking my fucking ass
Oh, I'm dead. Okay. Oh
I'm coming back guy fucked me up. I thought I was doing a good job and then
I
Know he's on the crows
Dude I can't get my move off
No, no, I'm told dude. I'm told
Can you res like I'm far one of you can one of you run I'm trying
They might not know
Oh my god, then I was on me again
Dude my freeze is like too short
Dude, I'm so I'm so bad. Oh my god. Yep. Yep. Okay
Almost guys, almost, almost.
Oh, yeah, they, uh, yep.
I just exploded there.
I didn't, I didn't know what to do.
It looks so good.
I had a good crow.
Yeah.
And then I got touched by one guy.
Maybe they had like blue gear and stuff because dude, they were dealing.
They were definitely not.
They were in blues for sure.
They were dealing some damage.
Yeah.
Yeah, hey good res though. Good res
Yeah, we almost had them. We did we played that well. We were way under geared from them. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell myself
Absolutely, that's what I'm telling myself
Wangs
Summerangs I use some blue swords, maybe
Okay, yeah.
Blue blades, so I got oh, it's a dagger. Oh mom
Good call good call good call
blue blades
blue blades, good call
thanks agred
We'll be fine. I am as you get some heels already
Make sure I have the super armor talent the hell's that?
Super armor
I'll get super armor
I hear that that we need to upgrade our wine
Well, it's I don't know you're not
Tavern reaches. Oh, well, we actually need to upgrade like the thing. Okay, that's that's something
We can't do during the middle of a tournament.
All right.
Ready, boys?
No, let's do it.
Super armor.
Bloody blade dance.
Well, a little late.
We got to go.
What about?
Well, I have a few minutes left.
I only have a few minutes left.
Oh
All right, let's do this. Yeah, unless we get annihilated instantly
I don't think I know
They don't know
This guy's gonna die
He's one hit he's one
Got him! Got him! Got him!
Rogue just appeared up
I'll help you
He's frozen
Oh
Oh my god. Oh, what the fuck? Oh
My god, he's better than me
He's better than me. No, oh my god, he's better than me. No
Okay, yeah, this guy is messing me up. Oh my god, this night's on me. I'm dead. Oh, no, this guy's just settling up
That guy actually he's he's all of us straight up that guy literally won't be to read us
We lose that that guy was his whole team
I
Gear up quick we got I'm just gonna use it. I'm gonna use the yeah
I'm gonna use the like the combat box and just get in there
Oh wait, this one is a dagger not to a blades
Yeah, I don't think you can change it
I got it. Let's go like your bro. Get your bro. Okay. Yeah, I can burn the
All my birds even doing anything from bad the archer brew at the proof of the archer
Well the way this is a dagger build
I don't have any of those
You can refresh options.
God, how do I do that?
Press the refresh.
Oh
Flex build flex build
round ready up ready up we have to like basically just try and extract yeah yeah
good seven minutes I can't believe that guy just popped off like that I
totally thought we're gonna win that same and then he just started melting us
one-by-one
By the click with the bags, let's hear Park's rules
Gotcha, but this guy is so slippery
He was all over the last was he shadow tricks. Here's shadow tricks same as Tony, and he was just way better than me
In the right sir in the right circuit. Yeah, I could have done that. Yeah. Mm-hmm uneven ground even grounds
Yeah
Oh well good fun fact the extracts only they open in seven minutes
fun fact we just got a camp at like right as soon as it comes up you got to go
I'm going to go for a chest, I like that, I like the chest angle here.
I
Don't ask me why I like the chest angle, but I do I thought you're more of an ass man though
Well, that's a separate that's separate. That's that's a combat strategy versus a looting strategy, okay?
Oh my goodness
I
Really want to go
That's the burglars her wares. Oh, oh, oh, I've angered her
Oh bird lady never
But my right clicks seem so good I need to use them or
I
Haven't I've been using that more
There's one loop the ass you can you can't asses the ambush strategy
Well chess is over here. Oh wait
We're gonna kill everything
There it is a job boys grab your chests
Come on, give me something good.
Oh, two purples in here.
Hold on.
Oh, a golden bow.
What are you doing?
We didn't see it, but...
Oh, we're looking to see what it is.
Oh, I got two golden things.
Oh, man.
How much they worth?
900 and 600.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Let's get them out.
That's a start.
That's a start.
It's Luton, you're a jump up here. Oh shit. Who's this guy?
Wait, if you if you lose and bow
Truly wait, you think I can equip that? No, let's say it's a boat boat a boat a golden boat a golden ship sculpture to be exact
I'm gonna jump up here. Oh bird peoples
I guess it is a good one.
What do you have?
What do you contain?
Light and the old heavies.
Whoa!
What's that guy doing?
Yeah, this thing.
That thing.
Oh, there you go.
I don't know.
I guess it is Friday night.
You should judge.
I've been trying to use that kind of...
I've been trying.
I've been trying.
Two minutes.
Oh.
Oh, here a bunch of blues.
I don't think we're going to be able to...
I don't think we're gonna be able to extract to be honest
As long as we start the round as long as we start it, maybe I assume otherwise it'd be pointless
True true just kind of
Oh, there's a big guy down here
prove it I've jumped off the map after my bird lady
okay
oh I might go to shaman oh there's a boss right here yeah yeah
who knew oh there's so much damage
Oh my god, he's beefy.
Oh my god, he's beefy.
Oh my god, he's beefy.
Get him, he's down.
Okay, nice.
Nice job.
Oh, I fell into the disc, but it was no big deal.
Not a big deal, guys.
It's like half HP where I fell.
1,400.
Oh, wait, how much should we have?
That went on 8K.
I have not.
Yeah, I got like 500 bucks.
I got like 500.
That is a lot.
I
Mean
Beautiful thing though it's beginning of something beautiful for sure
Grab all the girl we can we got some in this oh one minute
We kill this guy and this boss
oh, another boss, yeah, a boss man
get down, get him!
Oh, it's the sound I heard.
It's up there.
How do we get up there?
How do we get the ladder?
That ladder right there might help.
The wind thing, maybe.
What about this?
Oh, no, that takes us over there.
Matingus!
Yeah, I think that's the one.
Yeah, this is not the one.
Oh, I think that's the one.
Yeah, I think that's the one.
I think that's the one.
Oh, I think that's the one.
Oh, I think that's the one.
That's not the right way. Yeah, that's not the right way.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, I did it. I can see it.
I can see it. It's right here.
What?
Go back and forth.
What you're not allowed to do?
I'm not Gerald.
Although maybe I kind of look like Geralt.
Oh, good job, gimmick.
Oh, wow, this was the right way.
My goodness.
I EQ very rare level
Boom bring your bells boys bring your bells
That's pretty good that's pretty good actually
actually. That's pretty good. Oh, really? We should add extra. We should add six. We
should add six points. Maybe they'll feel bad for us and give it to us. Maybe they'll
give it to us. I mean, maybe they count the gear. Maybe they count the gear. I think
they count the gear. Oh, that would be crazy if they did. Maybe. All right, let's go
shit talk yep yep yep see in there voice in there yep yep just a little shit talk sesh
I'm well well well 20 points oh yeah 20 point night oh you were counting
We were doing really good action had some of the best games. I think tonight
Did you guys notice we killed also were lying tonight?
Wait, what are you close? Oh, yeah, we were in the same raid. We killed you. They didn't order you guys
It was so confusing for y'all everybody was spread out and she like that you guys had no idea what hit you
You were imagining that!
We actually did die once
Like 13 and we lived all of them
Yeah, we were running raids crazy
Now we run and we kill both bosses the mist lord and one team
One
Yeah, and getting reds
Yeah
We've got the heart of the Mistfall for fifty three thousand gold
Yeah
Have you been seeing the Mist Lord boss?
The Mist Lord boss
No, you haven't
That's why we got we got a metal ceremony. Have you guys done the metal ceremony?
What do you do so well? They bet they did it metals cigarette comes with their large
troughs of booze and gives you a metal
Yeah
That's called spying on the enemy and that's not allowed in a tournament of honorable warriors
We're not allowed to do that
Okay, well
All right, GG's. GG's. GG's.
Yeah, GG's, fellas. Goodbye, everybody.
I'm off for the night. I'm getting a few hours of sleep.
We'll be back on in a little bit.
I'm going to go raid somebody that's doing some Tarkas.
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Let me go see who's on that we can raid that has some drops
John is on let's go read John. I like John
John's a good fellow. He might freak out a little bit. Maybe I hope so, but y'all have a good night
I'll see you guys later
Very soon actually a few hours. Bye. Bye