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08-16-2026 · 11h 44m
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I made one more second guys.
One more second, guys.
Alrighty.
We are live.
Hello.
Good morning.
We are alive. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Holy shit, this armor is a faride.
What's up guys? Happy Sunday. Happy happy Sunday. Today is the final day of drops.
The final day of drops.
The last day.
Hmm.
Or what, I have all this.
Oh, I don't have all that.
All right, I think we're gonna go,
My some streets streets has been kind of poppin lately
Goodbye ammo
The ps ammo sp6 ammo 7 and 40 ammo PPM oh FMG ammo FMJ ammo not G
That's FNJ again, M80s, 5-6-8-1s for the Howl.
safety.
Well, that's in there and then we gotta get some fuel for the hot out.
That's not where I get fuel.
That's where we get fuel.
I'm going to be a cop.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Wide Nessie, Wide Nessie.
Wide Nessie, thank you.
Broklager.
Thank you for the 76 months.
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We got a filter.
How the name is right.
Get them filters. Air filters in there.
Do I have muscle swarms?
Okay, so we can't hit the gym yet
No gym allowed yet my strength 32 strength getting there
We're getting there
Am I gonna go loud?
Let's do silenced QBZ I
Don't think I need to go loud
It's a durability on us 95.
That should be good.
Oh, let me buy a bum or QBZ ammo.
Let's get some of these guys.
Let's get one of these probably.
Yep.
That's a free million.
Free one million.
All right, now let's go straight to school get in there my fucker my fucker. Thank you for the five gifted subs
Thank you very much, sir. Happy Sunday. Good morning
God
The tournament I have no idea to head out early where's also just for fun also did you
The Tarkov arena rules in that game, like how they score rounds and shit, I don't know
who cooked that up, but holy moly.
Holy moly.
They have some stupid ass rules in that game.
It was just for fun anyway.
It was fun.
It was honestly a good time, but they were like, nothing to do with the tournament.
It was the Tarkov arena.
The way they have the rules in that game mode is insane.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My fucka!
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you so much. Holy shit man huge huge huge thank you
Who are cabin points in the match ends? Yeah, that was me
We tied three route three plus rounds where I was literally standing on the capture point and the match ends in a tie
While you're actively capturing the objective. I don't know who makes a game old like that, but
Be the two PSG I guess
actual and insane like decision in a competitive game to do that
forget teams your twitch prime boys and thanks for eight months
Reno dude on it I was shocked I haven't played arena in so long arena runs worse
than the main game oh dude holy shit holy holy shit dude
Oh
Thank you, but that get that
My man, holy shit, man. Thank you so much
Good Lord
Good Lord. Thank you. Yeah, really arena runs worse than this game
I like like actually it runs worse in like a 2v2 match that we were playing I had worse performance than
Then like streets right now. It's fucking crazy
easy. I don't even know how it's possible. But unless my settings are just so jacked
up on that game, but I don't really see how. I was literally getting worse performance
on that than like streets right now. I don't know, maybe my shit was fried, maybe I
fried settings
the boss man here
Fuck! Fuck! He's coming at me!
Sure I could shoot my gun now, right? The fucking wizard that jams my gun?
Oh, he almost fucking killed me.
Oh, I'm not teleporting.
But he actually almost fucking killed me. He's a goddamn wizard.
He's a goddamn wizard.
where that was a t-45 he just blew my shit up with t-45 what that's fucking
crazy I just got another play dude he just he just waxed my shit with t-45 in
the back that's only SP pay all the shit sucks
I really know why I bothered killing these guys to get this loot.
Hopefully one of them's got something.
The shit is I asked Rod now.
He's got a gazelle gazelle is worth a lot of money.
But can I put this back?
Can I put the gazelle backplate in this?
I can.
Okay, that's kind of cool.
Um, Gazelle's a few hundred K right now, I think, right?
Don't I know?
It's like the least like boss or something?
No, he's just not.
Well, actually he kind of is probably another Gazelle.
I would say of all the bosses in Tarka, Calante is the worst one.
Like, he kind of, he has no aura, nobody really gives a fuck about him, to be honest.
His loot sucks and his like, character isn't very iconic, like the other bosses.
I think that's fair to say.
Like when I don't know when you think Tarka bosses you think like Shturman
Killa to Jilla like a bomb, you know
Colote's kind of just like he's he's kind of just whatever he doesn't really have that swag to him
him. He doesn't have that like Tarkov Russian boss aesthetic that the other ones have. Something
about it. Something about him. I don't really know what it is, but I think everyone kind
agrees with what I'm saying all right I think we're just gonna have a quick
reset because I'm the heaviest fuck
sure it's at a police station you hung around in isn't that kind of what MVD is
isn't this like the police station kind of thing doesn't really look like one
but I think that's what MVD is.
I mean, there's all like cop cars and shit around here.
I know, he's got just a boring boss.
And he has a weird mechanic with the weapon gems, like...
Just whatever.
I don't see people cosplaying as Calante.
Is it actually jammed your gun? Yes.
Yes, he does. He has like, it's lit. I call him a wizard because he literally has
a mechanic where when he pulls out his baton and he gets close to you
You get a status effect that 100% jams your gun every time so you have to run
from him and unjam your gun and then get distance and shoot him. Like he
literally is a wizard. He has magical powers.
as well my gun jam my gun jams when he ran away
oh brother mafaka mafaka mafaka dude thank you so much holy shit bro that's so many subs
man thank you very very much brother thank you haven't played in that explains what happens
Yeah, if you look if you go back and watch there's an icon that pops up in the top left
I think it's called like panic or fear or something and it makes your gun hundred percent jam chance
He is the wizard the great wizard of streets for I think for eight months a
great wizard of streets
Also just like Conte doesn't have an iconic weapon or anything like that like most of the bosses in the game have
Not even most of them
There's all of them. Oh, not not all them, but most of them have like an iconic weapon that they use and
He really just doesn't have anything. He's a fucking rubber baton that he's gonna shove up my ass
Lastly it's not it's not all that interesting, you know
Try goes on
and
I
Got better than the NL. Nope
It's a good gun the ammo is not that great that you can get there is good ammo for it
But I don't know how the fuck to find it like I you get on black division, but not very much
Hello get on black division, but not very much
Thank you so much for that. Thank you for another five
Thank you
I'm on the Q streets. We are
Oh
This gun you can unlock through the seasonal quest line.
How was that thing yesterday?
Well, okay, so it's kind of weird.
You can unlock this one through the seasonal quest line,
and then you unlock this one through the battle pass,
and then the type- oh, Salza, the peacekeeper.
type nine the type 20 which actually is a fucking super good gun or is it the type 20 this is only
through the battle pass we saw before from play that's six that's six vi six
uh it's chill arena sucks but there's oh yeah i know i know it sucks did i was talking about before
Maybe my settings were cooked, but my game was running worse than main Tarkov in arena
Like in a 2v2 or I my frames were cooked
How about we talking like it felt like I was on streets with Caban and black division spawned
That was bad, I mean I've been settings cook like cooked or something because I didn't fuck with them, but it was bad
I have some dumb ass rules and that shit
You could so it's like warzone gulag game mode right like 2v2 kill the other team or cap the objective
You can be on the objective capping it and if the time runs out you draw
So I had like three rounds where I was sitting on the flag capping it and the time ran out and we
We tied the round while you're while you're capping it oh
Like while you're so say it takes like five seconds to capture the flag you can be on it
If you step on there's no like the match timer right now, but you were still capping the flag
So also you can get shot while capping the flag and that adds five seconds to the timer
So if you're capping it and someone peeks you and shoots you once it forces a draw
Yeah, it's it's stupid it's like everyone that happened and everyone was like what the fuck
Yeah, it's stupid. I was like what I'm literally on the flag like how
Orthos thanks for the prime man big massive of 42 months
Yeah, best daily like immediately like message Nikita to have that changed
He was like what the fuck is that?
Yeah
But it's fine. It was just like a fun thing
Yeah, nothing nothing crazy
except the rules
Bsg came up with those rules. I don't know
It was crazy on my it
What
Oh, thank you very very very much. Thank you
Good day regardless
Thank you, bro. I'm fine today. Okay every motherfucker on the streets
Honestly, dude, I tried the log QBZ bro. Yeah, thank you. I actually think it's better than as a present
I was I was just about to take this. I have one. I was just about to take the suppressor off
Yeah, I actually think it's better. Am I baby? That's the three the recoil feels the same a little bit better ergo and I don't know
Bow car thank you for 62 months
I'm your father. I'm not my coffee yet. So
There's hot as shit outside, dude. I'm gonna investigate some drip options right now. I
I was sweating my balls off dude. She was fucking hot
You're he's been so high you just feel the Sun just baking your ass. That's what it was. I
was feeling sanely hot out
I'm gonna get it back in here. I just got on
I'll be in lobby I'm trying to find some drip
Dude the Hawaiian shirts with the skinny jeans are actually hilarious
Well, that's kind of drip
So is that that's kind of drip too, oh I kind of like this
I
Kind of like that I'm arts and new drip. I kind of like this
Is this drip this is kind of drip right
Yeah, I'll say like it's like seven and a half out of ten. Yeah, that's not crazy, but it's kind of drip
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know. I'm sorry. No, but was it good? Did
you watch it? Well,
I mean, bro, I did. I haven't replied to like 80 dm's that I was been waking up streaming
and going to sleep waking up streaming.
So I have never applied to fucking anyone.
And I think the BSG, one of the BSG fellow or the
or the emissaries that message me asking to be on that.
The interview that like that, like the targ off trivia shit for
BSG and they wanted us to be on there.
I got excited.
I just saw it like three days later.
Tarkov trivia.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, I asked about like an interview or something and I forgot
Yeah
Pretty much
Well, it's also like they're doing that during like the new season
Like it's just not the time to do that like we have drops like everyone wants to stream gameplay
I don't want to sit there and stream a fucking interview or like not be streaming and do that. Yeah
I agree
Oh man time to wake up. Oh, well we're at the compulsive palace
I have exclamation mark a monitor
Well, come on here
I heard that right?
Well, it could be come on too. It's probably BBD's though, you're right
Oh my fucking god, I can't hear I can't hear the screaming they're fucking screaming
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Oh my fucking god, I can't hear, I can't hear them screaming, they're fucking screaming.
Okay, now I can hear them.
Come on Zed, come on Zed.
I'm telling you the loudest is better, the loudest is better.
I don't know if it's better, but I like it dude. This is fucking sick with the two of us shooting. It sounds insane
Okay, well, we just fucking fried everybody. That's cool
Yeah, I'm telling you it's better. I'm telling you dude. It might be why the loud the loud how is better
One thing is you can't change the muzzle on this. It's 64 recoil
Yeah, I think they're at the corner store by the way. We should probably like
We go right now
Fucking bags. I got a PKP dude. I'll kill motherfucking PKP. I don't give a fuck
I'm feeling spicy
I'm feeling like a spicy meat the ball
I'm done doing PC optimization shit. I feel like it always causes problems
I feel like I will just turn on fucking expo and no over clocks and shit like that
Yeah, I feel like it always like not short-term but long-term with how much my fucking PC is on
I feel like it just fries shit eventually. Yeah
So those be these
Oh, snakey bikey walk.
No, I've never seen him.
I've never seen him with a fucking MP7.
is a guy in. that is a QBZ. He went to the left. He went to the left. He went to the
I mean, that's where he's probably...
Is he still there? He's still there?
Okay, but there's another one.
Nope. I'm dead upstairs. There's two. I haven't seen him.
That's where the sound's gun would have helped, to be honest.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
Okay.
that's where the silence gun went out I mean I should have figured there was another one
I should have figured
They're pushing maybe one at one's holding one may be pushed I think
They're jumping in check
I'm going to grab your stuff and dip
Good
I'm like safe yeah you just have to go pro
I'm not sure my bag. 47 months.
I'm a fake. Thank you for 47 months. MNT. Thank you for the gift. Thank you. Yeah.
My pockets, everything my pockets really just get the fuck out of reset, whatever, straight
on, I don't like fighting in the tarbank like that, yeah, I don't like fighting in
tar bang with his little all those desync
it's okay i can't like
mmhmm mmhmm mmhmm
mmhmm mmhmm
so river
i have a shit deal, that should be okay
right over the seasonal achievements
the achievements now, the quest, yeah i did
Well, there's some more quests that they haven't unlocked, I believe, but not achievements.
I don't care about achievements.
What time is it?
It's good. I've been like, I've been using it for a while. I've liked it.
I've noticed one, like, I look down like, look at my loot, my frames getting giga choppy. I don't
know what it is. Like, when I look down, like, pick up my bag or some shit.
Tarkov.
I mean, yeah, I don't know where it is. Like, it's never done this before.
It's a giga-shopping game.
We have optimized game.
Is that a giga-ness, basically?
I'm just surprised.
We have optimized gameplay to make performance better
when looking down to world items.
Wow.
Yes.
Your game can run on.
the actual toaster hamster the hamster that runs the toaster parka
we feed them methamphetamine infused vodka we make hamster run faster than
any little gerbil has ever gone before they spin wheel very fast faster than
The speed of bliots
Yes
We have server farm powered by Amsterdam
That's vodka
That's vodka crazy. They gotta fix that shit. They got it. This game is good like actually okay servers
I swear I swear this game had like okay servers way before 1.0 it was 1.0 hit
I'm telling you the servers have gone great shit. I don't understand it
It's always been
I mean I know this
I don't know no
I don't think it's the servers. I think it's like I think it's the engine that the game is on to be honest
It's the code and the engine
Yeah unity engine was not ever made I mean I'm no expert on the stuff but unity was never
made to handle a game like this.
You can't tell me the amount of back end errors you get in the menus like that should
never happen before but as much as it is now.
Oh yeah it did.
not right before but it definitely has. It definitely like it has.
Way back in the day. Not even way back in the day. Just in the day.
Oh, I died to a prestige six with 14,000 hours.
And a .9 KD. Jesus, how do you have a .9 KD?
That was his name.
High-key low-key high-key
That guy sucks
I fucking sucks
Jesus Christ
With those hours
He's a one Jesus my pockets
Oh shit on me
And, oh, speaking of that, oh no, my game is lagging.
Boy, I kinda got baited, to be honest.
Like they baited the fuck out of me, like a lie.
I am ready.
Oh, Zoy, oh, yes, Zoy.
I
Nice
Oh my god, is that how many fucking drops people got holy shit, okay, that's fun. That's crazy
I didn't know there was that much shit in the drops good lord
Good lord
My god, both of my valentine, yeah
Yeah
Mm-mm.
Did some people buy StashFace?
No, I mean honestly they do it. Well, maybe, but they also do it just because it promotes
the fuck out of the game on Twitch. I mean, look at all the streamers who have picked
up Tarkov now that never have after all these years, like, drops campaigns work, let's be
real, it costs, exactly, it costs BSG basically nothing and they get how much value in free
marketing now much money companies pay to have like
Like people stream and like boost the view count on their games on Twitch like they pay
Millions and millions of dollars drew thinking about a five gifted and they can just do it by giving some items in the fucking game
You know, that's a no bets at no brainer in marketing
By the way, how much value and exposure there is just to give people some in-game loot that
they literally just generate that cost them not a dime?
What happened?
Let's see has been outside his mom multiple times. Oh really like two or three times
Watch this fucking small I got back here
Oh shit.
They're gonna pay drops when I have Twitch.
I don't actually know how it works in terms of games and Twitch with drops.
I'm assuming that Twitch doesn't, like, the company doesn't pay Twitch and Twitch doesn't
pay the company and it's just a mutual benefit for both of them.
They're probably just like, here's how you connect your shit to, like, the drops
API like set it the fuck up and we'll turn it on and I doubt like they pay any money for it
Because it helps both of them
Like twitch gets more viewers and watch hours which makes their platform more valuable and the game gets more people watching it
So that makes them more valuable. I'm sure nobody pays anything if I had to guess
Yeah, this room is pretty cool.
What's that?
It's a bunch of like, right in my mind, honestly.
M-A-I-B-B-S-M-I-B-S-S-A-B-N-N-Five.
Yeah, that shit's fire.
Got like, 545-B-S-N-N-B-S, which is pretty good.
Yeah, that room's all leather.
Man, what a busy day.
Also, today is Sunday, the day of the rat.
Oh yeah, I know.
I think we gotta kind of lock it in.
Well, I know that when I started.
It's sigma tactical with this shit.
Last night I was just running around streets, bro.
Killing the entire lobby.
I was like, dude, how about limiting?
I'm fucking killing everybody
I was just so sick of looting
Yeah, just
You got a friend in John B's
I know but I was killing the bottom looting doubles
They're just leaving
Killing like four to five players every lobby
Want a post?
Yeah, let's go there
Tootie thinks it's for 29 months
It's Tootie
Oh, thanks
Nice smooth motion
No, we're playing ABI the next season, The Drops, which is in September.
this is a lot of grenades going on.at a lot of grandmothers.
out those my fuck ah this my fuck ah thank you new I've gifted but thank you
so very very much insane insane insane subs bro thank you very very much
I think there's a lot of people walking directly in front of my crosshair, well, I'm the most
Oh, I got in the front lines.
Maybe they do the door.
Thank you very, very, very much, man.
Good Lord.
Thank you, sir.
Today's the last day, Tony.
The last day of eight drops.
Honestly, dude, I will say this seasonal
has been a fucking cinema.
It's been good.
Oh, really?
It's been a great time.
Honestly, I'm really surprised one of us
hasn't really crashed out of one another
for all these hours in play.
Sleep deprived gaming, like actually, though, like actually.
We spent a lot of hours together, buddy.
I think.
More than a fucking married couple.
Oh, way more, way more than that.
And actually, it is fantastic.
There was a few times when we got here.
I'm not too bad.
Nah, nah.
Think you're ready.
No, I was on the scavatron.
I'm upstairs to do.
Nah, yeah, I was just on the scavatron.
He's got your ass beat.
The scavatron.
Yeah, probably there's a lot of peaks up here. People just don't really go up here, but there's there's actually
Hell angles wait, I swear this is me
Boarded up
There's there's so many angles like watching the middle road and stuff from this building and like this whole strip of buildings
That just people never fucking news
Thank God they don't use them
Well because people used to come up here for Lou yeah, this man
I can't believe they nerf this very they should have had a key room in here and it was like yeah
They should have locked the room and put a key I agree. No like I actually though like I think it's playing it fighting
We here was actually fun. Yeah the one
This is one of the bigger buildings on the map to and it's right in the middle the
One apartment room with the oven that had all the loot. They should just lock that with a key
Yeah
But like this used to be like giga hotspot you'd always fight people in here and check and there was giga people in check
Yeah, and then like so like everything was in the middle of the map
I'm not really, I'm not out of spirits, Concordia wasn't as good, it was okay, but, I don't know, I just, I just, I just got dishes for the fuck's sake.
You check the pay room?
Yeah, this wasn't shit.
I was in the ram, no they reverted all the ram stuff, they took away the barters from
it and if you look it's not a purple item anymore ram, we'll put it back to blue, so
to get a therapist I don't think so
wait is it
we'll find out
I thought they changed up
yeah it's like it's like 20 right yeah
go to pharmacy
I
Like that's what I made a coffee last night or not last night, but yesterday and I forgot I bought a monster
So sanitary
Thank you for the five gifts
It's uh, thank you very much Ragnar and Noobl, thank you for the Paran
I love ice coffee though
I'm fucking, I'm putting it on the table
I'll take all I do
Watch this, hold on
Hold on, watch
Got any of the watches?
Let's see if I can do it again
Oh, oh
There's rubber band in me, perma
Nevermind
I don't want to talk about it, the time I sit back, come on, oh that scared me, someone
I want to walk them. Optimus Prime, come down over there. Do you hear a boy tweaking?
No, I'm hearing a tweaking.
You don't hear Optimus Prime tweaking?
It's on your head.
Wait, come on.
You might be. I heard like Sniper.
17 GP coins wait this one's 17 GP coins
of
the
You're in Lexus you're watching across
this motherfucker thank you for the five gifted subs again again again thank you
very much sir this motherfucker thank you
I'm not straight on this guy.
Payton, thanks for 15 months.
That should be here by the way.
Careful in the bed.
What'd you say, Tony?
Wait.
On the left side.
I
Said what?
Can I see through the back some I can't I'm sorry I distracted
Never stop gooning right only good good forever
goodness for life
How many
Sub-Snipe Ward.
No!
Last one, please. Make it the last one.
Please, dude, thank you so fucking much.
Another 10 is crazy, bro.
Please, no more. No more.
No more. Thank you very, very much, man.
I've had a phenomenal weekend.
Thank you so much, dude.
My goodness.
Thank you very, very much, man.
You are too kind.
Hey, there's Ducky Souse, Ducky Souse.
Ducky Souse.
My mesh key was awful, so I saved you.
Well, yeah.
Man, you're sucking a duffel in your bags.
Yeah, I'm just clearing this shit.
It's an expensive post-it.
as well. Yeah, this guy killed some fellas. You got UNDFT. Shouldn't I be paying you then
for your pain and suffering? The compensation for your pain and suffering that we all know
you've got through?
Which boss is the worst designed boss in Targ Upton? I'm saying Klontai.
I was talking about that before. It's like somebody was asking like why people don't
like that boss he's just like there's no he doesn't have any like Russian boss swag to him
yeah there's nothing iconic about him as a boss like he could do some cool shit right he could
have some cool shit or like maybe some good ammo I have an ammo ammo like well they made they
made a whole mechanic for him but it's kind of a lame mechanic and I think even his that kind
mechanic his weapon should be good as fuck and it should be rare that you find
on his body like because he why what was one of that mechanic if his weapon is
shit true like it should be a well I was saying too well there's a lot of
bosses don't have that great stuff but they have like an iconic thing about
them Calante doesn't have that he doesn't have a unique weapon is I mean
his unique weapons that guy's across from us his unique weapon is his unique
weapons of baton it's not like a fucking big machine gun or like an Adidas striped helmet
or like doesn't have a cool like jacket with a where they um you know you don't look at him
you know it's hard to even tell him apart from his guard sometimes you don't look at him and be
like oh fuck that's Calante or like hear him shooting on the map and go holy shit Calante's
up like he just doesn't there's none of that factor about him I think like
Like, if you have like a fucking metal baton with like a goddamn like barbed wire around it or some shit, you know what I mean?
Like, just give him like something cool to like go for, that'd be like a cool stuff I coulda grabbed.
Like, even his armor, like his armor's not actually 19 months.
Yeah, he doesn't have like a police vest or anything, yeah.
He needs like, he needs more unique shit like that, exactly.
I
Doesn't have any cool voice lines
Yeah, I think it was like police on streets of talk on the law it's like it's like cop buddies that are his guards
I should have a Taser.
That would be cool.
One of those like stick tasers.
The stun batons.
Yeah, like a fucking cattle prod.
You hit them with their gun jams, you know what I mean?
That would be kind of cool, right?
If you pick it up, hit someone with it and it forces their gun to jam.
Can't kill you just keep eating the shit out of them
Yeah, I mean like
Parmesan has like a cool aspect is that back is the bag with all like the little bit like the tags on it
They at least he has something he's like the tripwire guy
The guy that lives in the woods
That's also you give up my yes, you guys dad
Motherfuckin' Lada, this motherfuckin' Lada, this motherfuckin' Lada, thank you so much
man, thank you, god damn, thank you so much bro.
Parmesan at least has an autistic voice line.
Yeah, that's it. You just know he's senile when he runs at you.
Thank you so much, motherfucker. Thank you, brother.
Dormit last night was fun. It was arena. It was dark on arena, so, you know, but it was a fun, like, little streamer thing.
It was a good little thing to do, but it wasn't anything serious by any means, you know.
Oh, by the way, I found out last night in this basement there's an infant scav spawn
glitch.
There's an internet scab spawn glitch
Yeah, if you run to one side of the the basement and run back to the other side
Well, let's do it
I don't know often happens but happens it happened like four times. I got keep a outer. I got keep a outer
Keep a outer. So I got keep a outer and in a from a scab
over there, then you spawn when we run back.
Oh my god.
Alright, so now we run to the other side?
Yeah, yeah, hold on, let me, let me run. I may really bolt through, I think.
So yeah, let's run over here, and they should spawn behind us, where we came from.
It's not going crazy. It's real. It's real. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
I was crazy once.
I'm telling you, it was real. It was real.
Okay, baby, I'm crazy. I don't know why it's not happening anymore.
Didn't come to the side
They did
Why are you
I told you. I told you. I'm not crazy.
Is this like one at a time?
Well, no. It's one of my-
Jumbies! He's got Jumbies!
Oh my god!
Wait, we're running.
We're running about this too.
That's your cappa right there.
That's a cappa, though.
That's a cappa.
That's cappa, dude.
We press light. Yeah. I think it was a piece. I believe it. Yeah. That was, that was apparently the same thing happens in like, so the opposite side that he's keep spawning. Oh, really? Yeah. That sounds kind of OP for farming. Yeah.
uh...
okay
we're left
yeah, let's go
let's go
that's cool, Tony, get me out of here
I'll shoot
I'm covering your 12
I'm running
I'm running to the 6
capo, capo, capo, capo, capo, capo, capo, capo
fuckers get down
BOOOOOM!
BOOOOOM!!!
The final stand.
BLACK HOPE DOWN!
BLACK HOPE DOWN!
Good job!
I'm not gonna play as a duo, its fun.
Its fun!
It worked.
I thought he was crazy on that one.
of
the
I'm gonna fix something. Give me a quick moment though. Give me a quick moment. I'm gonna
No.
Oh, finally got the Gabba.
Hold up.
That's actually fire, dude.
Hell yeah.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
to be gold we glad we'll
text
cause I'm a kappa boy
I'm a kappa boy
I'm gonna turn the
Oh, it's just eight of them that fucking eight of them do that eight
they lose his founding rate status it was fucked there to imagine it's gonna lose
found in the red
let's see what's a little back in there gig alone is like a 20k for Ram
I got a cop.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I don't want to be like me chilled.
I can't.
I can't.
There's Vaseline on your vases.
Part of London am I going to? I have no fucking idea.
That's a good question.
That's a good question very very good question
I'm over here capping my shit, capping my shit, capping my shit, capping my shit,
It's nice.
OK, but get the fuck in here.
Well, I just got it back in there.
I was on the plane.
It's going to be something like that, I think.
I actually don't even know how long my flight is long enough.
Long enough.
But so I got I got to keep it in there and out.
Or we could check that out if you want later.
Whatever you check out, keep it early.
This was a little six plates.
a lot. Up to you though.
Initially it was popping last night, I went last night again,
turned into John Bees, it was kind of popping still.
Let's check.
I'm in Dover, New York's Keep On Streets though.
Good place.
I'm Dover Streets.
I want to kill more BBDs.
Yeah, honestly playing the match with a BBD spot is hard to play.
Yeah, I mean, it's also, there's always been people on streets.
Always been people.
Tyler, I think, with 13 months better.
I changed my jacket.
Holy moly.
I'm looking kind of Sigma
Lookin kind of Sigma do the eight man on streets fucking that's what I want. I want fight eight man
So adding four max teammates that last I heard that was the thing they're going to reduce
the max group size to four players I don't know when or if that is going to happen.
I honestly think they should I think they should to be honest.
I think that I've always said that five is too many, even just for the fact that the maps
don't have that many players on them.
So having a five man group take up like half of the map spawns is a little crazy.
I don't think I think four tops.
I think even four is like too much to play in a group, but I think it would work better
with the game.
uh... i think five is too much
there's just a lot of there's not a player spawns on the map to have maps
select twelve players bonds in your five of them
like the even be thirty percent of the players once is a lot
but i don't know you know it's not like fifty percent
i just want to do this conversation nice
but i'm sorry so i don't know you're fine i think it's like a group size
i was gonna try to like cop to you but then i was still yapping
no no it's fine
bring up crisscross
I was like talking and then when we spawned I was gonna say something to you and my brain just didn't register that I
Didn't say the thing to you
Well, I said we like move a little bit to the map. They look for BBD's players
Yeah, I'm gonna want to form the animal spawns we just run through the map get the animal spawns
That's kind of what we need. We don't really need that
Yeah, but I'm on giga ruble too. Well you have like 50 mil dude. Yeah, but I always want giga ruble
And like this shit's expensive right now. It's not gonna always be expensive, you know
Like the prices of these items are gonna drop and it's gonna be harder to make money
Stuff doesn't sell for shit. So once it's not valuable on the flea it's gonna be stupid. She's not gonna make any money
The vendor value sucks for everything.
And the figurines are like still kind of okay, they're like still like 40ishk, but yeah.
They're not gonna fill up a whole bag of those.
They can go on Concordia, you will.
Concordia 64 responds, hello.
We've been living off of marked rooms.
living off of mackerels living off of mackerels
how much is a lion?
I don't know, probably like, sit around like, twitters
I think they're worth 300
Chad, how much is a lion?
I might know
I think we're the pride.
233 hundred.
Not bad.
You're running.
Something's going on.
Player.
There was a player.
You had a better angle than I did.
There was a player.
got pissed on slams my lobby dude the fuck is he doing running running at our
lobby Tony I run this lobby well why is he running why is he running
I'm going to snipe somebody's getting snipped.
Oh, yes.
I'm good.
He's watching.
I hear something.
Mid.
Mid street.
You're walking.
They're walking mid street.
We'll kill it.
Multiple shots.
I don't know what the other one is.
the other one there's something else too
balls deep in this goddamn
I'm getting you cons
dogs thanks for sixty five months
then give dogs uh... the mid street on main street
what is this
AR-10 cat SR-20
This is like a big suppressor
This is what the fuck is this?
This is like a fucking metal sausage
What the fuck is that? This guy's picking up everything
I think I was a big player for sure
This guy's just picking up everything
Well I mean he just fucking ran into Lexus like he owned my place
Like a psycho
Oh, lots of shots to where I left
Where did you go, buddy?
What?
Let's go.
You need to invest in the kitty key.
Invest in what?
In the kitty key.
It's a mess key 20.
How's that?
Yeah.
I'll show you.
I'll show you the way.
Holy bates, wait.
That's a lot of nades.
Why not get BBBDs?
Let's go.
There's a lot of fucking grenades.
They shit here too.
I call it this build, I hear it from a lot of people, there's a kitty kid here.
There's maybe at the PC room or Scoot.
Yeah, they sounded kinda close to here.
I don't know if that's...
I see a guy.
Oh, he's in the alleyway, the arched arch.
He's arching?
Oh, why didn't you...
Oh, he's fucking...
Oh, that's a bad peek.
He's prone, he's prone, don't peek it, don't peek it.
So sorry, Tony.
There's two, one's dead.
Where's the other one?
On the right side of the arch.
Oh, I can like see through the wall kinda.
the wall kind of killed one I'll let you take that I'll hold it I don't think it's going to peek
hey what if I what if I get closer I don't know if there's one on the yeah maybe if you get into
peek you I'm not watching it right now did my arm stand Tragonda they give it a prime
be one left. I'm not looking at
I see a backpack on the ground. He dropped
They're fine over there. He might rotate to the
he might get close to Archway. He'll peek. Maybe. I'm gonna get close.
They want people to play seasons. This is their like long-term strategy for
the game. This is where they want all the players up.
I get it. I'm falling through the map. I'm falling through the
the fucking map right now what are you what are you tired oh my god what is
happening what the fuck is that are you dead no no no I'm back what I was
getting pulled into the abyss that was actually fucking terrifying I just
started falling through the map I see I see you yeah I see you I don't see him
Oh boy, what am I pick up this body and look it you hear him
I mean, I probably want fuck
I don't seem in a far building I wouldn't I wouldn't fuck with this
Shots by me Scott. I'm not one. I'm not watching you
Yeah, I need you to watch me
There's got flanking
There's got in the garage is back here. I'm coming. They could have a scab
No, I got
I'm on the left side, I'm on the left side.
Ohhhhhhh, dude, I see the light.
He's on the left side, left side.
I won't see him.
Are we ready?
That was mine.
That was a crazy fucking aid.
Oh, shit, how did that...
I fucked him up.
I had no arms to him.
I think there is two.
There might be.
He had like a Hawaiian shirt on.
Well, the backpack on the right side is gone now.
They know that I'm watching from far, so.
Yeah, I know.
I think he's running.
He swung. I shot him up a bit.
He knows. He's still there. He's still there.
He is here.
Keep watching it, keep watching it.
I hear one on the other side of the wall, I'll be able to get an angle on him.
So, it's zero arms down.
He's still there Tony.
I'm not going to peak this though.
He's scared.
What was this guy walking up to?
He just killed this guy?
Alright Tony, just win this the murder.
Yeah, just win this the fucking murder.
I have to get this title.
They're holding the two goddamn pink suitcase spawn.
It's McWooden.
You could flank around him.
Yeah, probably could.
He's scared.
Is there a building you can go on over there?
Oh, yeah, kinda.
I don't think he peeks this shit again.
No, he won't. Unless I peek close, you know.
There's kind of like a deep-tugged angle.
You can make people that you seen
Are you I know so many shot off to the left
I think he's in
This corner store
Probably calling store it is picked it
You did should I push up you push out
He's inside
Were you you want a wide left?
You see anyone to the right arch I don't see shit actually
this guy is a weirdo dude what the fuck I'm in the arch I'm in the arch I'm in
the arch he's a weirdo fine I'm the arch
yeah very odd player
oh he just rocks the fuck yeah yeah he very very odd players on he you saw what
He's got a good ammo
Well, we just know what I saw
He's looking at me
Very odd yeah, whatever I'm a bro is BS ammo
mind. But there was for a while so just watch it. Lacey, thank you for the prime. Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a decent swang and then, like, prefer...
I know you're so much clever.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm even gonna bother crying nights for 37 months bad spot to be
Thank you crack so yeah, there's a there's a room next to us on our left
All the way up top
Kiddie room is a men's key 20. There's a root. Yeah, there's shit
I find I actually find bitcoins in there hella I
Call it the kitty room because when you go up the stairs there's a kitty on the right
You go by me say hello
Well, I don't know if I like this kind of loud or suppressed
Do they like it loud, but I think the suppressor
Maybe better you in here the safe
What top Bella I'm in the safety was finally Kevin's
So lucky.
Okay, shall we go post office?
Yeah, maybe tell them security at all.
Hey, the band is a dumb bell saved. It's just a shitty item that takes up a rare loot spawn now.
I think it's ass with some slide swiveling.
Galaxy banana thing with three months.
Probably.
Thanks, Galaxy.
What the hell is he doing in targeting on?
So this is AP.
I don't know if he's been on since.
I was going to play with you, what the fuck was that?
He played once after, I don't know if he's...
He's got like a family and shit, he's a busy man.
I don't think I know he's a busy man.
But the thing is, when you play in Tarkov, you get rid of your kids.
Your kids become scavs.
Yeah, they become scavs.
They start speaking Russian.
They're like, who is this guy, guys?
This is me, one week playing Tarkov.
Where's Shimano, cheeky breeki?
This is one month playing Darko.
One month playing is a key from Darko.
Let's go get some ammunitions.
Some ammunitions.
Where?
I'm going to add to that a group of our money
That's why I sell is I go you got to use the dump strat meadow
Get up the dump space at the top of this fat the stash
No, I think it's so efficient
I
Think it's like the most efficient way to like just dump loot and get the fuck back in the raids
Just make a nice little section with nothing at the top of your stash that you never put
anything except shit that you want to sell.
You can left, left, take it off.
But you control click everything and it all goes to the top of the stash and then
you sell it.
What are these stairs?
I can see his head but I don't know.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, fuck it.
I don't know.
Oh, jeez.
What the fuck did he go?
He run?
I killed him.
Oh, I'm dead to somebody else.
Yeah, I think that's what killed me.
No, I saw his tracers go to you.
I don't know who just shot me.
me so much I mean the back I think that's I think you got killed by the AK 12
guy look like tracers went through your head I hear anything in front of you
kid oh I got to a player scabs that's cool
love that love that
Hey, what's the K12 guy?
Another player scav.
What of him?
I should have pushed him.
I thought you would have an angle on him.
I was swinging him and then you died.
That isn't even happened.
Pretty sure I told him but player scav.
I
Did die
You might have died but 62
Thank You Miz
Yeah, I think a silence honestly
I
Got a scat doesn't fucking shoot that guy though. I couldn't see him
Yeah, cuz I fucking killed him
he wasn't dead by the way
when i checked this thing
he wasn't? no way
i shot the shit out of him
i shot him in the glass
maybe
he has a pen shit
that's crazy if he's not dead though
By the way, I got like the other earbuds last night, and they're actually like so much better
than the taps.
Like insane amount of like an insane massive difference.
I have no rigs, but I have no rigs, but a shit ton of...
I have 40.
Thanks.
Should I bring a TKPD?
I'll have to you, dude.
Not a bad idea.
Not really.
Or you're on the streets or not?
I'm not on the streets, though.
She's just kind of popping
I don't know if I want to use a tkpd on streets
But maybe I do
Maybe I fucking do maybe I want to use a marketing
No, no, no
Oh, no, but it sounds fun Tony I remember easily last time you're regretted it
Yeah, but like it does sound fun
Okay, I don't I don't want to hear
No, I buy these
Plates on the side I know the flea but like
Is there a way to find it easier?
They should honestly make, you know, like you like build a gun, you should be able to
build your armor.
I
That's on the fleet I'm my
What do I get the really pretty good. It's actually good. I like it
I've been using it but I have been using it's been fun. I'm using 545 gun
545
Well, I'm back strength. So he's a fucking PKM
What should I use what should I use? Should I use an AK?
You're doing this thing suppressed
Yeah, I was using the suppressed. Yeah
It feels nice is I think it's the best in a six-two gun
First is the sway changes. They've only got a little hollow on this shit. Yeah
The house of skeleton grip
Also, it's Halloween spooky some arena shit
Assuming the evo stock is the best on this is this Aspid handguard new
Hey, baby, I know you're talking about
No, it looks new.
I'll just change the name of it.
I'll just change the name of it.
I'll just change the name of it.
Love your streams.
My man, thank you RonLaf.
Thanks, brother. It looks kind of cool.
I'm so heavy man.
So heavy.
My gun actually looks fucking cool.
No heavier you.
Oh well, I don't know.
Oh shit.
Oh man, that's right.
Can we get to an AK-12 gameplay today?
Why don't we get some gameplay today?
AK-12?
I don't know about AK-12.
I don't know why we need so much.
I don't know why we need so much.
AK-12?
I don't know about AK-12.
We got AK-308.
I'll take that.
Yeah, this suppressor is heavy as fuck.
I'll take that.
Suppressor is stupid heavy.
My high dot max, yeah.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, that looks cool, dude.
Sheesh.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
I'm ready.
Baby Mark.
Alright, I'm ready.
Baby Mark.
Baby Mark!
What the fuck?
The hell?
You, look at my gun, Moody. Thank you for the five months. Thank you, sir. Thank you, deathlocks for 21 months
thank you fellas over there oh you got that fucking the blammer on the end
we get the blammer the goddamn blammer no hands thank you for the sub bro thank
Thank you.
Hoey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Afraid, why is it current's live? I have.
Twice.
Twice I have.
Twice I have
Zava dry air, thank you for 14
Months, thank you dry air
Currents are error error currents amazing though very good live tube for whoever asked about that super super good live
Super good
Yeah, it looks like the looks different.
Well, let's think you can add this.
Oh, no, it looks different.
It looks like the change the name of it and tuned it over
to change it up a little bit.
I don't think they want to change the name.
You see that's where they change the name.
No, that's new.
It's called the.
Aspen.
Yeah, that's new, but it looks like the Xanatco woman.
Yes, yes, yes.
They just changed it.
I
Wouldn't even know who the hell uses a case
You guys yeah, I don't have a scope I'm gonna go up in the I'm gonna go up in
Running up top
There's zigzagging left and right
I hear a shit, one of them might be a scab, going up to the lookover on the balcony,
Okay, that's what I heard.
Let's go.
The fact should.
They've seen me up here, okay. These guys are locked.
They're looking, I guess, from across the street, maybe by the diner or something.
something. It's not like a BSK. Yeah, it's at the fire truck. It's a chat. Wait, thank
you for 45 months. You're at the fire truck.
move on move on
closer
get the fire fuck
they might be pushing up this way
yeah that's why i'm not over here
they beat them
show them those valves
I think they went to abandon. I think so.
I don't know. Yeah, I think so.
Let's go pharmacy. Yeah.
I
Was waiting for the pharmacy right now he looks naked bro. All right, God
Sniper scoush in it. Yeah, yeah, I mean there's two nicks guys
Oh, he's fucking naked of shit. Hey, mom. Man, what are you going over there?
I'm going to the post motherfucker
Going in a post
Tony these guys are naked of shit
It's fixing a car
Yeah, I think I need to take him out because he gets a gun. He's dangerous
Take a mile
I had to he's just like it was either him or me
I
Huge huge huge thank you so much very kind words. Thank you, sir
level 35 naked
35 fuck is he doing
swing and just dig around
mm-hmm mother of terrible barmory that's probably looted by now
thank you so much for a
battery
exclamation mark shows
Well, I'm going to the kitty group.
Oh, you're about to key.
You know, I had the key in the front.
I found it.
It's a weird raid.
This one.
Yeah.
Like, it was not at first.
They got quiet.
I don't look at the.
I'm coming at a kitty room.
I'm coming at a kitty room.
It's a mess.
It's a mess.
It's such a mess, dude.
Oh, did they nerf this shit?
Did they nerf this shit?
There's like nothing in here.
You say
She's almost great do what?
Well whopper chicken fries neither you don't want fast food fast food is terrible for you get something better than that you deserve it
You deserve it
I think the scab on the outside of my the pub
That's Fox.
Get a goddamn get a goddamn real burger get a real burger with real meat on a nice bun freshly made
Only that boy slop
there is there is I'll put some real meat on your buns oh my god
You should just get that's it's one of nine months
The fire
China again
China they're bringing their guns from China
They might not be the best. They're not bringing their best guns to Russia. But they're fun.
And that's what's matters. I heard shoveling there.
of the
of the
of the
of the
of the
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Yeah, triple them all to my bullets. Yeah.
Use a lot. I know, big foot.
Oh, that's what I was. I know.
Yeah, big foot, but lips, big foot, but lips.
Can you put your meat in my body?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's going to be a no for me, dog.
That's going to be a no for me, dog.
That's getting freaky, huh?
Yeah, that was getting freaky.
I love it so much.
My man, they got about 55 months.
What's freaky?
Speaking of chat, getting freaky chat,
you know, you get extra freaky with your free
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I'm gonna go in.
I don't know what this guy's got.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
He's probably up in some light world.
Specifically on Fragus.
Thank you, not landmark.
Thank you, thank you.
Specifically on Fragus.
Okay well I was trying to give you the alley-oop and now this is just crazy.
This is just crazy.
i was trying to do that, what the hell?
how do you spell tony backwards?
how do you spell backwards?
no, i can spell it out.
how do you spell backwards?
no, i can spell it out.
why?
why?
why?
28 months to a piece of paper.
you got this.
why why 28 you got this yeah where's that spelled why not as in why not use
your free twitch prime sub on me not fracas
What is what is what is?
I really thank you for the box
ragas
Sagres
Sagres
Sagres
I'm a Sagara
I'm a Sagara
I'm not a Sagara
I've been a lot of support
Thank you very much guys
Sagara
He came all the way over here from Zagarev.
A very long journey, Zagarev.
I'm not going to somewhere with ammo.
How's it going?
Well, it's the Lexos.
Lexos is cute.
Is this an ammo farm?
Into the Lexos.
Into the Lexos.
Who's that straightest guy?
Who's that Pokemon?
It's sneaky.
Thank you, public snowman. Thank you very very much.
You're sprinting? Hell is sprinting?
What's going on, pal?
And that's a man who just got a gun.
What did he do?
Oh, fucking scam!
Dude, he just came hauling ass in.
I clotheslined him.
Yeah, I know. I always...
Check his clothes. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, that man's fucking lost, guys, he's lost, he's lost.
I'm 9-5, BS, M88-1, hybrid. Yeah, oh my god, good, good pole, good pole.
Great fucking pole. Been lovin' it, man. Season's been great, I think.
I think a lot of people got back into the game and I've been enjoying it a lot like
It's dark. I was too like it's not a perfect game
But I think this is really good for the game and if they actually stick to the schedule with like a
Season is four months and then they have a new one and they can stay on top of that
I think they're gonna be cooking
They're gonna be cooking oh
Spoon man the third
Spoon man
I thought aliens were invading, but that was just a shadow of the airdrop.
Look at the U.S. flying.
I just heard a land. Where the fuck did the land? I heard it.
Try it, try it right. I'm gonna go loot it.
Oh, and I slide.
Oh.
That was a glorp arriving.
Wow, this is glorp.
I've come to destroy all humans.
Mm-mm, it's bow man.
Whipping crate.
Nice.
Kinda mad I can't drink apple juice this way.
Shit makes me sad every time I find them.
There's gig of it, it's like they crumb it in.
I know, it's the most common juice you find in this fucking game.
I can't drink it.
This shit sucks, Tony.
Yeah, it's a fucking...
Pretty expected, it's a goddamn...
It's a goddamn airdrop, they're terrible.
Yeah, you got that.
There was even a four-top sandwiches, I mean.
The G.I. Joe Djibouti dubs for my back of the day?
I think, I know, the kids, as the kids, and they like set the fucking oven on fire,
Gijo comes running and he's like porks like sandwiches and he gets in the virus
And then the kid at the end is all like
You have to know dude that's no that's og like internet history there
actual internet history
That was one of the foundational pillars of the modern Internet
Yeah, but that was one of them
Let's just take the run the street
Yeah. Billy May, Billy May's here, and then a fantastic product. Deception, thanks for
eight months. Billy May's here. Well, there might be a guy in comm. I think there is.
I think I just saw that there.
I don't want to run a street.
I mean, I just go on streets, bro.
I said, let's go.
Just kind of ask her to change up the map.
I want to shoot more people in the face.
It's going to get a little bit more active.
This is my band.
I'm really accustomed to some shit.
Yeah, but it is harder to hunt people down.
That's not like those other fellas or something like where the hell they go?
What's the GI Joe thing your brain farted?
Oh, it's absolutely fucking stupid.
I didn't say it was like intelligent or actually funny.
I just said it was part of internet history.
Are you walking next to me?
I'm in Concordia.
Oh, there's a scab up top.
Did you loot all these scabs?
No.
I told you someone went through there.
Try the guy in con.
Oh, shit.
She may be a bird.
She may be a bird.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Pork chop sandwiches.
Oh, shit.
There's a lot of scabs down here.
How much is this sugar?
I don't know. I mean, he's still like for like 20s in the gate up there, so it's not too bad.
I just ate it. I died BDs. Do you know what I'm talking about?
George Sonic, your thoughts? It was excellent. Just under. It was excellent.
You're shooting? No, I'm P5 guy. I'm P5 guy.
Barbershop, Barbershop.
That's me shooting.
Yeah, I thought I heard MP5 there was an MP5. It was a scam with an MP5. I heard a player with an MP5 before
That guy's a pussy.
You would never get this.
I think I've gamed so much in the last few days. My eye and your mousepad.
I got one more of the fuck out of this one or I need to clean it and my like tracking
feels like shit on my mouse pad right now or maybe new mouse skates too.
I'm definitely tired which doesn't make it easier but like my mouse pad is definitely
like the texture is different than it was when we started gaming.
I got pretty garbage loot for whatever.
I'm getting out of here.
I got a crash site.
Well, yeah, just because it was, um, it's wearing my mouse skates too much, I don't
keep replacing the house gates like all the time.
Why one and sugar you out?
Yeah.
Smoke the extract.
Oh, oh, oh.
Good work.
Intact.
Oh, no, I'm going to talk to the one.
It's like you're calling down the helicopter.
Look for the green smoke.
You motherfucker!
Da hooly
Da hooly
Da hooly, da hooly, da hooly
Good to me, my wow
You are lower than breath
Your name
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Oh, that was good. Spoon man. Spoon man.
Spoon man. Oh, I forgot I killed us two naked guys.
You like it? Yeah, it's kind of nice. I should have a
helicopter, so it's full off.
I
Was the scope day came three away is it ass cheeks
They came with that yeah
Yeah, I'm on a scope. Oh, I don't use this my old I can't see my my old eyes
I
I'm down to go to the bus
Go bust the bust them or go anywhere
I'm a reserve a reserve is
Maybe it's kidding Bunker PVP. We did the mark rooms
They haven't been a while let's go reserve
I'm down. Change it up. I'm down ski. I'm down ski. Do you have keys? No. I'm going to
BK. I'm going to see how much V.O. is. Because I'm not too bad. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm going
I
Four point six
Yes, I'm my entire network right now. I'm gonna buy the other the other one for 4 mil and then I got
key oh
No, yeah, no
Yeah, no
Yeah, no, that's not I called it. I called it. I learned I literally just called it
So that's how it works.
That's not how this works.
That is literally how it works.
And I call dibs.
You didn't say shotgun nose.
So well, I said shotgun these.
You didn't say shotgun key.
No, no, that is just not even a real as it is.
No, it's not what that.
Wait, I don't know you guys.
I don't know why you did it back in the day.
What are you talking about?
You guys didn't fucking.
What if someone shotguns something you could you could claim nose and then you would override it?
What are you talking about? That's how it what?
Chat back me up this guy's nobody was talking. It's called. It's called. No nose
It's called. It's called. Oh, no, you say no nose when you shotgun it to prevent them from nosing it
Dude, this guy this guy is fucking losing you say no nose so they can't nose it
This guy is losing his fucking mind
You're just wrong, you didn't do it, right?
Didn't do it, right?
I'm not changing my gun again. I don't know. I don't really want to use that with a scope. I want some of the scope.
What should I use?
I don't know. I'm using, um, AK-74A.
TKPD. Chad wants a big gun. TKPD, or the other thing, to TKPD.
I like mod this better.
All right ready a pistol move on to five seven
5-7 guys.
5-7.
The Glockina.
I was thinking about the Glockina.
Fuck it, let's get the Glockina.
Bee Philly, what's up brother?
Good to see you sir.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted my man.
Thank you very much.
I
Think of a shot rock special
Thank you very very much Philly why is this not
Dude, it's doing the bug with skier like not let me buy my shit
So I'll go do I ain't fall in a simple way
It's doing this the bug where like it doesn't let you buy the shift on the trader
Or like cuz he's I don't know I'm sleeping on the fucking job or some shit. I'm gonna be fucking sleeping
Listen, I had to switch up the catch you bring a armored rig
hell yeah
Hell yeah, I'm way ahead of you
Hell yeah
Yeah, can I get a hell yeah?
Hold on
you
I'm about to get on the field
My footy ball player
That's with the mag in the pistol
We don't need that. Well, we need a mag for
That hell do I need a mag for we don't need that
Get the rule of clipping there get the ruler clip
Like this
What's up, Yawnington?
What's up?
Are you ready for the raid?
Of course.
Are you ready for the raid?
I've never been more ready before in my life.
Did you see my loadout?
Oh, I crashed. I don't know why. I'm not ready anymore.
I'm gonna have a sniper and I can post up and not move a fucking inch not one
Single millimeter of movement
You're safe you're actually like safe with the dome stairwell
Think super safe
See like a blow some bodies
Motherfucking face off
Oh, I see a guy.
I saw you fuck her, now he's running.
Maybe he's coming closer, maybe.
Shit, where'd he go?
Fucks.
Oh.
that one was so close fuck he's all the way back he's back by all the RBVO that's a crazy
shot the head. How do you miss that? That was close man.
I'm loading in, I'm loading objects, it's kind of looking to drop down the room and all that.
I'm just chillin' I don't see your hair anybody
the fuck dude give me in there
Let me in, dude!
What the fuck going on, man?
Our shots could not tell where it was, somewhere by White Bishop, maybe in an underground, like
glitching.
Okay, I'm at the staircase, where are you?
The rock's all the way to the right by helicopter.
Oh, shit, okay.
I'm just like taking it safe looking if I could snipe somebody that's like running around like an idiot
My mother ran away. Yeah, I'm getting to the bunker. I don't care if you're coming with me or not. We're the bunker
Let's get in there
Time to go hunt
I'm getting deep in there, but we're hella late, so oh yeah, we're super late
We got to loop the mob to rooms, Tony.
I know, I know.
I was waiting for you.
I was waiting for you.
I just put four million on a key.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Oh, damn, my guys, I should.
People are on the Sabbath.
The only Sabbath I know is Black Sabbath.
I got to stop breathing.
Just do it.
He's got to the right, he's got to the left.
Oh yeah, I'm locked on the right.
Okay, this one's good. I need to heal up real quick.
I
Just literally just pushed me actually just I had oh I had who's me or you oh my god, I had to
You almost got a kill
You almost got me
I'm a flag around
You hold them there
Are you shooting crazy
There's two of them, so I'ma try to go behind them.
Grenade to two!
Grenade to two.
There's a man.
He's...
Wait, tanking?
I think it was a scavenger, shall we?
We're going down the Mario stairs.
You know...
There's a guy in DC there's some shit.
Oh I'm dead.
There's a raider just dc'd
Not there a day
Just come on me
Just you guys pushing
No
Have to go after push down
Did you kill these guys down here, I think I might have needed one I'm just a little more
Like fucking Navy SEALs are flashbang and shit
Okay, I'm never using that gun again
Rag should have
How does that guy swing me like that, bro? What the fuck I
Shot like I three fucking times to the tkp. Do
I'm never using that gun again I shot him three times and they like upper chest
and he just my game is tweaking there's like two dead right rose that was DC'd
I think I needed these guys sorry straight 20 one months
So I was kind of fucked up out of the out of compute earlier.
They're just dog shit.
They're just dog shit.
I mean, yeah, we know that.
I do.
I put three into him, like upper chest head,
and he just fucking nothing happens to him.
Like he just keeps pushing through.
Like it didn't even hurt him.
Yeah, I mean, we know that goodness.
It's insane.
It's insane.
They were flashbang and shit, but like he should have fucking died like I hit him so many fucking times
times. It's just terrible. They were flash banging.
I straight 180 the one guy like that. He pushed behind with no audio and I actually
pissed on him did you win peanuts turn them into yesterday I fell asleep all sorry
Mario the princess is another casual
so you don't want me to get your gun and shit
where did you die at
Where'd you die ramp no downstairs what
What's that swung me an inch and edge on me
Did it you don't you don't see these calves in your spirit. No, I do
Yeah, they're walking in place of mine
See I'll get your scope on the scope. I'll give you the scope back
Fuck the gun now just bring it all
Woods or customs or some shit
Very curious what armor that guy has
level four. That's it? Both of them? Yeah. That's insane. Other guys level three. That's
ridiculous. Okay, I got actually wrong. Wait, I killed this guy. I'm a AK. Oh, I did kill
him. Okay. Actual robbery if he is tier four armor. It is kind of over here, right here.
181 80 on
He's bigger big big
Thomas lesion tkpd which should one tap tear for
It should one tap tear for yeah, I'll tweak it. There's just these right radars. It is perma walking
Goddamn right I do
oh I see what happened there I'm actually pissed on this SR guy
you're goddamn right
rallying no we watched all the fucking shots hit the guy you can see all the
like the dust smack off of them I see what happened I actually pissed all over one of them
They're just eating it.
Oh, excuse me.
There's a lot of fellas here, I'm not, I keep doing the bump, the bump is big, I'm down
I should try these AKs, goodbye.
No, I just looked at that guy's chat history is very weird
Very weird very very weird
Very strange human that guy was probably not even human
Probably was born in a fucking test tube
Very strange person
I mean watching you since some 67 armor damage 100 and what that doesn't even make okay.
Actually, I actually think like all of my bullets no regs on them.
They actually.
Think so?
I had 67 armor damage and like 140 damage.
Are you bringing it on again?
No, no, I'll just do it again.
Shit, yeah.
I'm just at all angles.
Okay, okay.
Let's see what I got here.
How many mags did you have? Oh, I didn't grab your pistol. Fuck.
How bad? I forgot. Do you have the mag for the? Yeah, yeah, I have the mag and the packing ammo.
Did you take the mag out of the gun? No, I just forgot to take it. The whole thing?
Yeah, it's right at the goal thing. I just, I forgot you had a pistol. I didn't see it. Sorry.
that's 50 rounds of pbp ammo well dude i'm sorry 50 rounds of pbp right there
all right why got everything else okay why the fuck do the presets not work
today because this is dark of we have feature in game for seven years that
the same bug it is always add for seven years well
dark of makes you hard yeah very hard make you out to my six treats oh yeah
The sword we like almost died
lat
Optimizing street sword we almost died literally
I was dying when he said that shit
We almost died.
Yes, we tried liquid cooling the streets of Tarkov servers with vodka did not work well.
Computer explode like IED.
Almost kill everybody in BSG office.
do you try again?
oh god
yep
yep
what the hell did Ivan do?
not put vodka in computer
no shot he said that
nobody said they almost died
optimizing streets of darkov
whatever that means
Whatever that means.
Whatever that means.
Empty hands, thank you for the five gifted.
Whatever dude, I don't know. I didn't know either. That's why that was distracted
Capitalism distract me
This is honestly fine
Or in Luxe house, you know, tell me fuck your self pizza
jeans playing
plane
Don't make moving stuff on my inventory. It's all lagging
No, man, man, I'm not gonna give you two months' time, but I give you four months.
We, we, we're not our best upper-classic discipline.
Do you have a condor sword?
What?
What?
Do you have a condor sword?
I'm a Lexus, I'm a Lexus.
There's a scout, there's a...
There's no one in Lexus.
This guy running in. Oh, that's you. That's me. You were in Lexos. Yeah, I ran out
Give me a packet loss
God damn it my poor bussy-key
Yeah, I'm using the same gun I just said I wasn't gonna use I know I
I just don't want to like waste it you know what I'm saying I don't like to waste things
kids in Africa could have eaten this gun.
Sniper scab is angry at you.
very angry very angry scowled you look maybe the needy-deezy
are you at are you at
tarbank
are you at tarbank?
I'm scared
god damn your gun is loud
God damn your gun is loud.
Yeah, dude.
The KPD is crazy.
I might hit the kiddie room.
I'm about to get fired, bitcoins are gonna be just.
I'm gonna sit in the panther's room over here and snipe him.
and
regular pvp and separate servers
completely separate
your DMR
by
a pharmacy
or pharmacy
I see.
Do they, do they need this?
I'm not going to cough them.
La-ho!
So we're going to hang on this guy's shirt.
Check 15, check 15.
Okay, more right over there, bro. I'm just going to run over there.
there that showed you that showed me I'm gonna sit up in a window
I'm up in the window
this guy was in check 15 over here?
so it sounded like a rolling one shot
that's so funny but
oh someone just went to our bank
I think it's probably scab
That should be four.
I wonder if I was allergic to probital?
Die.
That should have sucked.
That would suck. Big ass. It would not be fun.
I think we're going to have to check and some tarman is people by the pharmacy.
You got killed by doing your mama is pretty funny.
a pretty good name. Main Street at the ambush spot right now.
I'm coming.
I'm at the little construction thing.
Oh, there's a bunch of shots down by you.
Yeah, I'll be right back over there.
Man, I'm quick to be. I want to push the other pharmacy.
I'm not sure what to do.
Do you mind me?
Yeah.
There's something?
Maybe?
Where's the weird echo from you?
No, there's nothing out there.
She calls a walk in.
Yeah, there's these in there.
Where left?
I think, I think, maybe in.
Dumb all, like by the cafe.
I'm inside pharmacy.
I swear I heard it. You heard it, you know?
Yeah, I thought so.
It could have been a weirdo's echo.
Checking Bilbo.
Checking Bilbo, checking Bilbo.
That's where I thought he ran.
Oh, dear, it hurt a lot.
Nothing.
I'm gonna get a bed out of you.
Maybe you're right.
Beaver.
They were here, though.
Something, maybe they're more by factory.
The drops last night were we were told they were going to be seasonal
Oh, that's what we were talking about.
Oh man, don't come out.
I was just going off of what we were talking about, you know?
I didn't really hear it.
I swear it's a little weird.
I
Walk in front of me
My god
Here's another I don't know if he's a smoker or not
Bottom off try hard
That's like the name of the store
The name of the fucking store
I'm pushing up close
Where's he shooting him be from he's got me inside
Just as an ankle somehow I don't know how
there's two you know one's in the alley and one's in the store the guy in the
store keeps shooting at me but I don't know I seize me I'm in the KFC
There's some chimpkin.
Come again, try a hug.
Aye.
Call an ambulance!
But not for me!
Oh my f**k
Called Amberlebs!
But not for me!
Oh, he's dead.
I think.
I don't know what the f**k he died of.
Did that nade kill them?
Yeah, that nade killed them.
Called Amberlebs!
No!
Did I just kill like a...
Oh my god, bro. Oh, I had fired him with the red dot the laser. I just
Holy moly that guy got shit on I was looking for a low. It's not like it was low
Wait
I
Rink on shots or players
Yeah, hold my be hold my beer
Okay, we got there. Okay
Okay
Hold my fucking bear
Hold my beer so many guys down on my fucking bear, dude
Yeah, I'm serious
You know who was from Texas Santa Cheeks was from Texas
I missed those Santa Cheeks
Beautiful
Dammit
Good old saying
I don't see it, this is all I'm going to say is I'm going to become a fish.
She was a scientist.
I don't know why I should have blown up because of that.
Wasn't she assigned to it?
Wait, what was Sandy's like story?
Why was she under one?
I don't know.
I think they tried to explain it, but I don't really care.
What's she like?
She's like, yeah.
An astronaut.
An astronaut is a space.
You're not an astronaut, you're not in space.
a bunch of milky's.
I'm gonna take the house.
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Let's go to privacy part four.
You have to be going to, well I don't know if you have to but I did it by being red
overweight, going to a draining stamina, you get fatigue and then just check the
fatigue debuff for how long it has on it.
And then you can drop the shit, be normal, underweight, and you're good.
That's how I did it.
That's how I did it.
I can hold breath and aim at your end till it's time, yeah, but that doesn't give you
the fatigue.
That'll drain your stamina, but I don't think it gives you fatigue.
I'm going to move those keys before I sell them on accident.
I'm ready to go to a reserve Tony.
Oh, that was a good mistake.
It's like you.
Oh, okay.
No, okay, that was funny.
That was, that was good.
Honestly dude, that was a, oh man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I am not much of a thing,
but that was, that was a, got me.
I have no rebuttal of that, I was not expecting that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
Good no, no, I just have fun
That's not fun what it
So there I was again tkpd in hand
There I was
over and over
over and over
over and over
over and over
Oh
My game crashed
But yours did yeah
Yeah, I know what it's with reserve. Well, you kind of spawned not a very
Some of the reserve some of the reserve I'll protect I'll protect
Not the best spot.
There's like it is into crashes, yeah, just it just ends to crash up.
That's going to be annoying.
Every time we go reserve we late spawn.
the ball job get that fucking
old job you gotta make sure you see the state
get that ball job
HB thank you for the bronzer thank you Paul
okay scavictim
We'll just have to take two headshots.
Maybe it's a skinny jeans.
We have too much oil.
It's going well, Brian.
It's going well.
I don't know.
What's the skinny jeans, dude?
Can't load in because if we got...
What's the bulge?
No ass.
Oh.
Balls know I was I just know I just heard a guy to shoot
where I love to kill a guy.
Don't tell me they're dead.
You know, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, I'll just run up.
I
Any minute I'll be in the fucking right you get in here. There's a guy out of here. He thinks for 70 months
I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm in a minimum. Where's your left to our left outside?
He ran out within our okay. He might be under
My baseline he's under
Yeah, I think he went under.
He's down here.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's marked you. What the fuck?
No, no, no, he's in there.
He's in there.
One top.
Damn it.
I'm pretty sure I hit him in the head, too.
God.
Unless it was the wall sparking.
See, the thing is, like, I don't know why you did that.
I don't know. This is how I'm at fucked.
Uh, no.
Must have hit the wall.
Must have hit the wall.
Oh, good. I got it. Tony, I got it.
No, I don't want to play tag anymore.
This is the late spawn. I don't want to late spawn again.
I
Even though he's in there you said he was down. Why did check said he was down
Yeah, fuck it one tap to go and look at me
One of those days, one of those days, dude news of the issue of the TKPD, bro, five o'clock
out.
I thought I hit him in the head, it must have been like right over the top of his helmet.
Thanks for 61 months.
All right, I got you.
Get your wires.
Yeah.
Because we can do.
We also put frag grenades and dorms.
There's also that.
I'm bringing Zaza here.
How many do you have?
I got three of them.
I got a few.
Those geese were too tight.
I got to change the drip. It's going to be the drip.
It's got a base.
It has to be.
How could it not be the drip at this point?
boy he's gotta be the shirt it can't be the pants I don't know I don't know I'm
out of there do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do good job
Good job.
Oops, thank you.
The background, the menu is, oh, I got thorax throated.
Well, yeah, I told you, I passed on my throat.
You, because I can't eat sausage anymore.
That guy shot me five times in the thorax.
You got pissed on, Tony.
You got pissed on.
Don't you dare call that guy a wizard.
I'm sticking these streets on every goddamn percent I do a cheater, bro. This guy has
309 raids of 84 kills
Wolf thanks for five gifted subs
He has a 37 percent SR with three and I'll be the judge
He shot me five times in the chest and four times in the chest and then the throat on like a
Fast peak nowhere else. No arms. No nothing
Well, his name is seven.
What does that mean?
I don't know what it is.
I mean, 2000 hours and then he cheats his cringe, bro.
You have no idea how this game works to you.
You have no idea how this game works.
They're going to go.
You have no idea.
You choose customs.
I heard it comes from the middle.
It's because in my late spot I might suplex my computer.
Yeah, I don't blame you because suplex my ass.
I don't even know what to do with it.
I don't even know what to do with it.
I don't even know what to do with it.
Four months, thank you
No, I don't even I'm a significant goes cheating, but I four five thorax shots that quickly is insane
I literally just like fucking swung in and then it felt like I got one tapped in the face
And then I looked and it was five shots thorax throat
The seven you four
No, cuz he didn't even shoot like when he shot
I mean maybe I'm just cocked, but I feel like you instant. I don't think it's cheating. I just think it's cocked
It wasn't that fabulous kind of fast
It wasn't like giga fast. It was definitely decent definitely
Because when you right handed it you kind of looked at it for like two seconds moves decent
They felt fast because the person and go until you died
I think I'm just cocked
Yeah, but you're still hot and sexy like my brain is lag but you're still hot and sexy brain lag
But it's okay. You're still hot and sexy. Am I right Chad?
Come on gas him up. Come on
Come on. Hey, come on
True true
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I don't have any more caffeine.
What's up? Did you wake up? You go to
the morning? Yeah.
Yeah, it's cooked.
The stairs stairs
Churros a me shooting my blasted us gap. Oh, maybe it's not like a Marlin
There's an oh my god
Just a tkp day
Oh my goodness
Oh, second floor, oh, I see on second floor, right?
Yeah, she says me, I'll get there in a second.
Yeah, I know, I know, I don't know what it looked like, but look here.
I don't even know how I got up there.
The pair of the eagle!
Parrot-naggum!
Tiny and Parrot-naggum!
Alright, that's all. Machete, shitty keycard, other shitty keycard.
Poster this was gonna ask lag on cultists. Yeah, this is dog shit
It's fucking terrible. I mean there's the NL, but that's it
It should have hella drop maybe just the zeroing is all fucked up at that distance
744 meters per second slow
He's like on the lower ridge
Yeah
I'll wait for his ass remember stitches. I won't put a brick in your face
What you gonna do with it?
What you gonna do with it?
Put that brick in your face
What you gonna do with it?
How are you talking about?
I put that brick in your face.
Oh, he's gonna just come up on the right.
I'm waiting for him.
Maybe I can bait him for you.
Yo, don't mind me.
I'm transiting the shoreline.
Hehehehe.
See?
What the hell?
Oh, what the fuck?
He's got a gun.
Oh, what the fuck is that guy where his head shot me?
Yeah, I know.
Is that a fucking scab?
No, it's a player.
Yeah, you shunk on.
There's a scab.
God damn it, he ruined my mask.
That's really looked at me funny.
fuck that's why to kill that guy yeah I ran out to the drug I don't know what I'm
seeing shit dude I'm cooked today enemy fucking trees man the trees
he ran over towards the ones
I
Rent to the right I saw
Like how is an MP5 headshot me that far away while I'm fucking I was an MP5
Yes, let's talk
Sounded like a weird pistol today
That's a pistol see
I
This is ass no fucking dying
This gun is literally just dog shit
It's just so it's so dumb put it away. It's so bad
Yeah, you quit using it
He's fucking naked and he's eating three
I got two big areolas on my screen
He has a pack on, he's wearing, he's eating TKPD rounds
How is this guy fucking person?
I got him
I had shot him
You're joking, babe
That's the MP5 guy
To the right
Towards the arms
That's true
This is insane. This is actually fucking insane
Why do I get one time
You can't see.
Guns cursed.
Guns also just fucking dog shit.
Dude, he littered a zero armor on it, he eats three rounds, like it's ridiculous.
It's actually ridiculous.
I wish I could fucking see Tony well I wish I didn't just get one tapped by
by everything. That'd be cool.
I agree. I should.
All right, well, they're going to get you.
Wolf, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Wolf.
Do you want this gun back?
No.
But throw it somewhere so I can't have it.
No, I'll just take the scope off.
No, throw the gun somewhere so you can't have it.
Okay, sure, sir.
Guys, I deserve it.
Hey, fuck that guy.
Throw your pistol back?
No.
I'll throw somewhere where that guy can't get it.
No, that thing is such an ass.
I'll give you the scope back.
Thank you very much.
Shwoop, yeah, I'll take the scope.
I may actually suck Starter Shotgun in-game
In game if I have to shoot a guy four times again and I'm not dying
Look at a monster
Bro this guy
It's fucking god
Fragus are you okay? I can't see you left to think
I
Can't see
Right and frat dude a fragus loses this and fragus fucking loses this
How's he stole
I'm gonna grab a drink, bag it up, now bag it up, bag it up, bag it up, bag it up,
Bag it up.
Bag it up.
Now run.
But you can't run.
Bag it up.
Bag it up.
Bag it up.
Back it up.
Yeah.
Back it up.
Get in this bush.
Fix myself real quick.
This alt is putting in work
Do you kill us guy?
No, I don't know where he went. No, I'm like this guy. He's like
No more fucking ammo
He's not missing a bullet the MP5. I don't get it. He's actually not missing
I hope you're doing well, I think I probably would've killed if I was able to see him,
but I can't do shit.
I work hours for 67 months.
Bag it up.
27.
And dollars.
And what?
And right.
I
Been actually way too much this great, honey
the same
Not telling you I'm telling you where we're
Chill when I made a little bustle when it's a good one
People are just like a
wait for this gun, stay last
Yes, yes, yes, oh, yes.
come on what you doing what you doing
Good boy.
That's a good boy.
Well, Tony, I'm out of there.
Good job. Good job.
It was a battle.
I didn't really like too much.
No, I just got fucking one tap by the NMP5.
Because anything that shoots at me is hitting on that today.
That's crazy.
Oh, head of ears!
Yes, dude!
Yes!
Yes, head of ears!
Wait, did I kill him?
Oh, I think he...
Wait, did I kill the guy?
People on the left side of the building are dead.
Wow, these...
This case of cans are all fucked up, they got smushed.
But not the guns right
Yeah, everything but the guns
Everything but the guns
God do I want to use now bring bring a
Bring a one like a call you guys bring your pockets bring your pockets
I have a splint for you though.
Bring your pockets.
You gonna blow up?
Bring your pockets, bring your pockets.
Bring my pockets.
I'm going to use the howl, I'm using the AK, the howl, the howl, the howl, the
The G-28 feels amazing today.
Oh, TMRs.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
So I'm on.
I'm good to go. Yeah, be right there. I'm loading up bags
All right Jesus Christ, let me live
Oh
I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, you just said you had the scope.
You said you had it.
Yeah, I did take on the scope.
I'd rather put it back in.
Always got to put it back in.
All right, we're going to go now.
Yeah, but now I might be bugged.
Wait, no, no, don't say that.
I'm leaving game waiting 27 seconds.
Supreme thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank you very much supreme. Thank you
Yeah, this game just like everything that can happen in the game is just happening to me right now
So hopefully we're getting all out of the way and then the rest of the day is gonna be nice and clean
Well, no, Tony the thing is it's like it's fine if you died because I didn't I live
I look better
I
Don't say
That's what you're saying
Yeah
I see you're just trying to make me look better. Yeah. Yeah, you look great getting shit on by the MP5 guy
He was
I was not that was like the fucking Vietcong
Fucking punchy sticks
Jumping out of bushes like some iron sights AK and slaying people. I was doing that actually pissing
Straight urinating
I
Monsters it the ultra red white and blue razz, but I don't know if they're still making these they're like a limited fourth of July
I think I bought a shit ton of them
I'm not from him. No. Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, 20 gifted subs. God damn. God damn.
That is a fucking round of subs. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you very, very much,
man thank you thank you I gotta buy monster no but sometimes I just want it so instead
of like getting it shipped I just go like buy it at the store it's not a big deal like
if I would just want a specific flavor like it's just I could just get it like instantly
You know
You know I'm saying I know my buying it. I like it. I'd buy it if I wasn't sponsored anyway
Murray thank you, but I get it son. Hey, mr. Murray
So I'm about unable to reconnect the game wait hold on that's good maybe I can DC now
12.7 millimetre 12.7 millimetres
41 months my dude
Luke thank you for 41 months thank you bro thank you peb thank you
I'll be p-boblin thanks for two months, thank you.
I'm still bugged dude you're still bugged I'm still bugged all cuz you forgot my scope
We should have went in there should have been just head fire and that Johnson.
Don't get fix it fix it.
Fix it.
I couldn't have been head firing already.
So I just say I was good.
You want to start again?
I think it might be good now.
I'm good. Okay. Am I ready? We're good. We're like everything's amazing.
Oh, it took me. I have to change the trip something. I'm putting the PD drip back on
It is
This guy is goddamn drip, dude
It's his fucking guy
Listen it was all something was off the mojo was off. I don't know the only mojo is off is you're the mojo
Now something was off
something was off the faces cursed it's because he's a ginger the ginger he has a scope he's
got it I didn't forget the scope he forgot my scope he was bringing it from um I forgot
scope again no you fucking don't you can give me yours
that's my son give me your fuck you give me yours they'll know you ain't had
fire
it'd be fine have firing
Where's Jinji at, I don't know.
Probably open in Pokémans.
Open in Pokémans cards.
It's raining! Man, howling! It's raining, man!
Get your bitch ass ready. It's time to actually do shit, man. Stop dying.
Well, I no longer have the giant gun. That isn't even a giant gun.
I'm running at my big red already dude. I'm waiting for your ass. I'm getting active well. Yeah, so I thought actually
It's actually what I thought
this guy yeah I'm running towards that what the magnification change only to
like reset my scope so say I like zoom in on something I'm shooting and then I
quickly run I can reset it back to 1x you know you just have a button where you
can instantly set it back like quickly quickly quickly going towards bridge
I'm going towards the blue bridge.
The blue bridge, what?
The god damn water bridge.
You know where it is.
That's right.
Okay, I just killed a guy.
There's another one.
Yeah, right on you?
Yes, I just killed a guy.
Yeah, I think there's another one.
Come back up. Where?
Well, well,
bunkhouse thing, but it's trash pile.
Okay, I'm not the end of the train.
I'm not the end of the train.
I looked, I thought it was you.
Where's his teammate?
Where's his teammate?
I don't know. I don't know if there was one.
I thought I heard someone.
Oh
Told you I read somebody
Slammed him he's creeping
He shot me in the head. Yeah, I know
You ran right past these guys
What the fuck you ran right past them
Level five sergeant be boo
That insurgent ping olah that actually
Sarge
You just god damn
Guns all I gotta say 58. It's only um
It's only a fucking 506 dude. Everyone's contact six is on
Have you seen how many fucking drops the people got
No, like
Logical fucking opened all of them up
Like I don't think he's played the game yet. Just like an empty stash the entire stash was full and he saw like 70 more
Like no like bro. It's like it. It's like
Gigaloo, but it's it's like multiple full stashes worth of loot that you get out of drops like like multiple like extend
Though rule a clip rule a clip stash
No, just for the season
Yes, it's like insane it's like insane amounts of gear
crazy crazy great yeah I haven't been opening him or anything because it
just it just destroys my stash like I don't want to like my stash is
organized I don't want to unorganize I don't want to unorganize my stash
maybe I'll just do the legendary yeah I could just do that
and do those ones checking out two story I don't see nobody in that I don't know
how's that many it's so it's so many these people are up good yeah I know how
a lot. Here's something in there.
There's a scuttle.
No, yeah, you too.
My bathroom.
Is that shit?
I think he's a bathroom.
First, but not bathroom.
He first one first one.
Oh
How many shots like I'm gonna fucking take bro
These guys are not died I just shot a guy like actually 20 fucking times we're not in yes no arm
I
Shoot me through the door by the way is wearing a fucking shitty soft armor tier three and just eight 20 bullets
There's blood all over this wall. Dude this guy literally is his time of the month heavy flail
74 boxes total for drops that's if yeah, yeah
of
those of those
of
Is that guy on third these guys are kind of locked
I'm pushing that towards the market room. I don't know if there's a guy here the market room's open
I
Need these guys
I don't know
I killed definitely definitely didn't lose a pistol
This guy down here did is it I'm 60 on
60 maggot work
This guy just walked in and shot in the face
This is going to rub rubble. It's rich people are rich this white. Well, yeah, the jobs.
For the rich. I would say they have a lot of gear because that's rich. Or they said there's
to be an Arbor Shrige, but they lied.
Walt from the Traders.
Why?
They didn't lie.
They lied.
How did they do that?
I'm going to go.
You're going to go next to all the shit?
I'm safe.
I don't get shit.
Okay, I'll wait for you, hold up big pain.
Dora, we found a map.
This guy was menstruating down here, my god.
Is she the fucking wall?
The floor too the whole floor is just covered in blood
Okay
This first passing up on B piano
I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay, burrito. It's a 27 months Tita. They were the
prime and stop. Thank you for the three gifted subs. Thank you, sir. Oh, yeah. Fuck that
Door I hate that fucking door. Yeah, yeah, I hate that door. That door is a piece of shit
flimsy-ass Russian metal door
Boop next to the prime
Sir I am ready to move sir
Yes, chef
Yeah, I didn't hear you die shut the fuck up. Yeah, you're not dead
Well, let's not fuck around and leave the dorms
Me
Oh my god, I'm fucking decent here the window. Oh, no
My alt is dead
that's not me that's a scout
that's you should be scouted
that is a Neo
I got him
see you later
oh my god oh I'm watching scout spawn in
I just watched three scouts spawn in
I just watched them appear
maybe they'll see me go
I shot him like seven times and then you just
Sneeze out of him and stole a kill.
Stole him? You didn't even fucking hear that guy!
No you didn't.
No you fucking didn't.
You said, whoa, what, where?
Where? Where is he?
Okay.
It was going boy boy boy
There's like Spidey sons. Yes. Yes
Give me the fuck out of this rain. Oh, I like to press off
Tony I'll tell you the hours to catch it up. I am like on full-brained
Are you sending me a press-off?
Well, yeah, because I had to get before you.
Look at the factories and press-off.
Let's go.
Walk my shit out too.
I'll walk it out.
I'll walk it out.
Yes, I walk it out. Customs, I walk it out.
Oh!
My legs.
You're going to be dangling from us.
I
Oh there cowboy Tony, I got you dude. I did not kill that scab. Yes. I did
No, you did not I did
What are you guys? I
I literally watched the blood fly out of his head. I did not buy bullet your bullet was like two seconds after mine
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
You're lying.
You dead?
Is that the last fucking impact grenade?
I thought that was an impact grenade, holy fuck.
That is good, my armors are fun though.
Nice job.
Tony.
What?
Watch out.
Why are you breaking my armor?
What are you doing?
Watch out.
Why are you breaking my armor?
Watch out, watch out.
It's dangerous.
Why me?
I kind of like this armor and now it's zero.
Why would you do that?
You're going crazy brazy in this.
I now have no armor
I'll shoot out of the fucking sky
I got this. Someone's actually going to die. Oh, shit. Oh my god. Oh, fuck me. Oh,
my God. You actually just cooked my armor, though. Well, yeah, that's one way to get
you out of this rate fast show your moves show your moves they're gonna get us
killed yeah it's fine
Yeah, there's an easy solution
Wait honey my now
Why now?
You can have it. I so I still the real agency. Mr. You miss the other thing
Bro, I actually have no more. I have a fucking bastard on
Bro my helmet is oh my god, you actually completely
Okay, you're bringing me some plates
No more armor
I have no more armor. I
I
Have no more
I'm gonna show I'm gonna bring a fucking Blicky and destroy your visor and rain
That's that's the equivalent of what you just did. I'm gonna troll your visor
That's the frag is tax pussy
Okay, I'll see when you get that all done fucked up. Just wait just wait just wait
just fucking wait yeah I wonder why I fucking wonder why I don't know quit
road to Bob's.
Hi, little visor.
Yeah, we're in the blicky and destroy his visor.
And then he's not gonna be able to fucking repair it.
He's not going to be able to repair it after.
I'm not good to go because I have to fix my fucking armor.
Well, I don't know how that happened.
No, I have no idea.
No idea.
I have no idea how all my armor is zeroed out.
Speak to me.
I just, I don't know.
It must have been the fucking scabs.
I don't know.
Yeah, the scabs are going crazy with those things.
You saw that?
They're throwing fucking propane tanks at us.
Yeah.
Like in Left or Dead.
Must have been the scabs.
Must have been the scabs place the condors. No, we're good
Honestly, I don't think the durability on the matters at all because you're just banking on the ricochet chance and I don't think ricochet chance is affected by durability
I feel like I should be getting shrap 10 ammo on reset yeah I mean if you want to use that
Yeah, it's probably still pretty good.
I
My buy my ammo I buy every ammo
Just perma buy ammo
Stockpile the ever living shit out of enough for bajillion
bullets never run out
Never ever ever ever ever ever run out
you
The armor shortage coming out of that I mean at some point people will probably start running out because
um
You can't buy any armor plates from traders or not really I think you can maybe get
pure four plates in the tv rig but that's it
All right
Wait
Like giggly giggly like 10 p.m. I
Know you as sleep on the plane
You big ass burger that first class. I know your big ass can't feel your burrito ass body. I don't do first class
if I'm paying for it a hell no they better pay for it they're flying you they're flying you
they better it depends sometimes it's it's just like a travel not included but sometimes it depends
separate it out
you know you lay your foot down and go I could be it could be better to do it
not that way
I could be better but technically technically is this not a business
expense so it still costs money how much of first-class flight is like a
I'm fucking regular flight is thousands of dollars to begin with
It's not worth it at all. I'm just saying like
Yeah, you could expense it but you still paid it's like bro, it's like more than 10 grand
I hear him.
Shit.
Oh, here's one.
You need to stop pushing me out of there?
I fucking need to go.
I think he ran outside.
Yeah, I hear him.
No, he ran as he went left.
I hear him outside.
Yeah, I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him outside.
close left, close left
fuck that
close left
yeah
did i hear that?
yeah but, is that close?
Not super close, love.
There's him down the hallway.
That was...
I was covering his head. He's out on the roof.
Cover my fucking sound in my ass!
You're showing the back of the fucking head!
I did? Wait, did I hit you?
It ricocheted, and I swear to God...
I swear, I swear it ricocheted.
I swear it ricocheted!
If fucking ricochet then I swear to shoot you
No way! No way!
Ricochet?
Yeah, I know I ricocheted all my fucking hands
You deserve it after last ridd
You fucking deserve that shit
Dude, I got shot man, I was like what the fuck behind us?
You deserve that one
Anyway, we're on first class and a fucking waste of money, what?
Dude, no, okay, that's what I'm saying
Well, it's like business expense you can run off of your tax. Yeah, and you still pay for it. What do you mean?
Yeah, I know you still pay for it. We run off of your tax. You get somebody back
It's the cost you the hell of money. What?
What I understand understand but still no, that's not how it works
That ain't how it works
Well, they just pay you less
You pay for a one way or the other
Let's see how much a first-class flight to Europe ever and went to the wrong extraction to me to me
Let's see how much
$14,000
Go ahead. Hey, man. I don't like that. Yeah. No, thanks. No, thank you for the five good
subs. Thank you very much. Thanks for 66 months. Business. Thank you. I don't know.
six seven thousand Jesus Christ that is a good bit good business expense though
how well it's not that is a way I'd rather fucking throw money at strippers
and do that that'd be a better use wait what what you can't read that all
your taxes. I mean, you could.
Yes, we're not going that back.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm trying to get through the hall.
First floor kitchen.
Huh?
Yep, guys.
could you purchase you by face mask
the hell with what
there's a guy out back
you first what?
yeah there's a guy out back
there's a guy right in front of you
This guy tier five, no wonder he was eating.
Hey, we got a river body of you.
I'll see this guy back here.
Possibly, I did go outside.
secret thanks to the prime sheikhs do you think with a prime
did you go to mark the room?
different dpi for stash
did this guy loot the mark the room?
Oh, is that to shoot your visor?
Oh, sorry, I missed.
Alright, right at the face.
Achoo!
Oh, sorry, I sneezed.
Oh, man.
Oh, hold on, hold on, let me aim right.
Oh, shit, sorry this is really hard.
Ah, shit.
Ah, fuck.
Am I good?
I'm muted.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
One more time.
Oh, let me make sure it's like lined up.
Is that look good?
Yeah, looks pretty good.
Yeah, looks lined up.
Yeah, I'm like staring right into it.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Thank you.
You kept hitting my other legs and I hit my mother.
Yeah, I just, I just kept missing.
I was like a hard shot to hit.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I understand.
Well one I sneezed too, I'm allergic Oh this guy's lean, oh he's leanin' that shi-
I
Was cacti 130k I think it's because of the 60-round mad craft for the AK people need that for the quest
And then just hide out to you just for a bunch of stuff
There's me for a while
That 20 sounds sick. Yeah, this gun's, this gun's really good. And it sounds cool too.
The sound's gonna loud and suppressed.
To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.
Oh, that's good.
Dude, you think a big wiener hurts your back?
I don't.
Big wiener?
No, wait, these guys are popping off.
Yeah, I hear that.
I'm still in pain.
Why did you put those bullets?
Um...
I
Job application
I inscribed them with the fucking IP address for indeed
I
Yes, she used to use go-dadi servers
No wonder bro, no wonder those guys are mega goon is I
Can't see shouldn't this often excuse me
Oh
Dude he's got
Oh, I got this guy
There's no fucking
There's no way bro
There's literally no way
Yes, sir. Yeah, there's no way
every fucking shot on the guy
well yeah after i killed him
that's a lot, that's a lot
oh my god what a need, oh fuck
how do you ride as well?
does he?
Yeah, I think I swear I heard metal.
I see a dead body there, so maybe.
Can I have a little of bread not to add them?
Yeah, I'm watching you work.
This is such a shit peak.
I'd say last watch out, get out of my way, dude. You said this is a shit peak. Watch this shit.
Oh my shit pink
Are you gonna do something
How the fuck are you not done?
He's dead.
I should stop using 5-6-81, that guy is eating bro.
He is fucking eating.
I thought he was like one tap and he took like five more fucking bullets after that.
Yeah, I was watching you
I know I want to just get the one-time jump shot. He's eating even more
You're good all that movement for life. I don't know to kill him
Okay, he has class four and it's like not even what dude this game actually doesn't make any sense today
He is tier four on and it's not even touched. It is like one bullet hitting the armor
Well, it's good to get your shots. I hit a fucking million of them
My armor diamond
Game Labs is free.
That's it is.
No, my aim sucks though. I'm just tired as fuck.
But they also are tanking.
But my aim also sucks.
Big time.
You ready to go out of here?
Maybe.
See Tony, we need to find this side of the map.
There's more fellows over here than in dorms.
You killed like three fucking people in dorms.
well I did not you I killed what okay I killed the biggest man in dorms
I
Shot on the shadow
dumbass dumbass
Bet you feel stupid. I feel actually smart
I bet you feel stupid
Out of here dude
What are you looking for when you drop a fucking like a penny?
That's enough.
I can't see.
It's fucking a lot better though.
I think you gave my character a headache.
I heard nothing, Smith, 50 months.
I heard enough.
And your Vaz was FD when searching.
Nothing. F makes you search.
Shiz, thanks for the prune.
F makes you search.
I'm gonna make you pay respect, yeah.
Pay respects.
Pay respects.
What are I can't exactly say?
I'll get stabbed.
I packed my chain mail.
carry on, I'll be fine. I'll be alright. I'm modeling Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein is releasing
a line of gaming products and I'm doing the hand modeling for them in London. They wanted
to use my hands. Calvin Klein keyboards, Calvin Klein mice. Gaming underwear too. Gaming
underwear
All men all.
171 armor damage 48 headcount
Bro, did you watch the clip of you ricochet the bullet off the wall? I
Know you could just see me start
I was like what the fuck you watch it. It's actually fucking hilarious
From your end it really looks hilarious. I just heard like what the fuck was that?
It's actually hilarious.
Oh my, my, my.
You see me check everywhere like where the fuck did I get shot?
You
is this. Well, it's like that gun with a scope just feels like ass.
Yeah, but I was kind of I kind of always had it that come with the scope.
Well, I mean, I agree.
I was kind of fine with this way before, but now it's even
that just feels like what I was falling before.
You get no error with that.
So it makes it even worse.
Was that equal?
The way it works?
So I asked for the scope.
A loud AK-12 with a Scopington.
Not a bad idea.
Now you got that.
Sounds like a bad idea, but fuck it.
Just going to be fire.
Oh wait, what did I say again, make it 308?
Make it 308.
if you tap fire the AK-308 it's kind of a fucking laser
like better than a fucking DMR even
well, DMR just sucks
No, but like it actually has like zero recoil when you tap fire it. That's kind of insane
Get the tap in
Get the tap in
Get the tap and don't get the tab get the tab
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh my!
Oh, God damn.
Go teach them, BBD, who's the daddy-tarkov.
Thank you, Lieutenant Balls!
Lieutenant Balls!
I
Man
This is the best
The mightiest
Fuck this one. I wish I could take a fucking angle
grinder and chopped the front sight of this stupid ass gun off.
I thought that was going in a completely different direction.
You can't take it off.
No, AK iron sights are built into the front gas block assembly.
You could take it off with an angle grinder or a bandsaw or axaw.
you could one million percent chop that fucking thing off but this game's not realistic
unrealistic as game dude
behind us a big red he was sprinting how do i not hear him
no he ran in i called him late
And last, no, I was a scab, unless it was a scab, but it looked like a player.
All right, I'm gonna keep running this way. I think we've lost him.
I think we've lost him. I think, dude, it looked like a player, I swear.
I think we've lost Tony. Tony's lost the plot.
He looked like a fucking player. I don't know what to tell you. He was zooming.
That's okay. Yeah, I think bees look like flies as well.
Well, that was a player that was not even that was an SKS that was a player that was an
SKS doesn't count.
Well, that counts.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
That guy was a vicious.
He shot me in the head a couple of times.
Where did he die at?
Yeah, this guy counts for sure.
he was juiced. He counts for sure. Put a rise run, yeah, but then you get hide over more
issues. And then you lean and you miss shots.
I'll leave them a shot.
I'm
out of that shit.
You saw that fucking shit.
I saw you whiff on a scab.
You saw that shit.
You saw that shit.
I saw you whiff a scab.
Oh
Of course where the fuck is this guy?
Hold on
As soon as I stopped to pack a mag flick it I'm off. Where's yet? I know
Must have been up on the bridge
We'll flick it off
I think it was a dude that I saw as well big red
mouse probably have
Yeah, I guess we can just ignore him. I don't know, he just gave you vicious backshots and
Ran off
I'm camping Scott
What I am going to kill him. What is wrong with you?
I'm going to kill him. He's not here. He left. He's gonna come back
We really can't be all my fucking god
I got a second chance of life I got a second chance Sony I ain't taking another risk
dude I appreciate that yeah I would have been dead for sure
looks like we're camping this guy we're camping a god damn level five yep he
deserves it he deserves it told you I saw a guy by the way
yeah I'm waiting for this guy I'll wait over here to the right you can wait
over to life
What did he go?
Where did he go?
I don't know but the new Wild Tears like in a few days and I'm kind of happy that it's
right at the end of the drops.
Wow.
Real retail, yeah.
I get to play the game again
Can't run past me what are you talking about?
He did not run past an energy over there somewhere
This guy made never really good this man. I think so I
I think so, alright, is that you, yeah, well now he's never going to come, what the f**k
is this guy the fuck is this guy
watching me transiting to fucking interchange
on the bridge in the bus.
Maybe it could be, just like prowling in the fucking bus.
You see anything?
No Tony, I see this goddamn bush swinging left to right in front of me.
I thought you would flank around and jump across, but I guess not.
No, we're waiting this guy already.
I'm committed.
Unless he's prone in the bus.
Not in the bus.
of the
one of the left
of the
been. There's no way he transited. That'll be diabolical.
I don't want to wait for this guy anymore. Yeah, I didn't
think I'd be waiting this long. I thought I'd seem creepin
left side, but he's not. We're going dorms. I guess so.
the other bus
he locked it, he saw two chunky manis and fucked this shit
Amenot, amenotore
Amenotore
Yeah!
There's dorms.
Is this gonna shoot me?
I'm sorry, it was fucked today.
Yup.
Cause it's not ready.
Yeah, I'm not shocking.
Say less.
Let me hear this bitch.
Yeah, here, here.
Wood, wood, wood, wood, wood.
I think bathroom, honestly.
Have we got bathroom or kitchen?
Yeah.
On middle stairs.
Yep, he's back.
He's dead.
He got him again.
Do you want a bathroom now?
I got this guy, I got that, my belly.
My god damn belly!
Clear it out here, hello.
APK gamer he's got a fan of red EP, dbl
and
all of the TNR into rain
doors open down up here. I think they have marked though they might open shit up man.
Don't see it on a two story.
Clear and shit.
I
Scream I scream
Why you fucking give me I just put on the god damn it my belly
We're good. Yes, it's Bakka. They were 21 months
And your bold X thank you for three months, bro
Sex
Open the ball shit on the second floor
They were doing some questing these guys
Yeah, we came in here ruined it like assholes
fuck what they deserve it they deserve it yeah I hope they come in here I hope they come in here
yeah you guys fucking sack I am going to store
this is the skin that shut my belly off me Pete his ass
What is this guy doing?
Yeah, you get him.
Get him.
Yeah, hit him again, hit him again, hit him again.
Uppercut.
Hold on, I'm tired.
Give me a sec.
There's something on the back.
Something on the back, two-story.
Creeping, jumping player.
Player, player, tango, tango, tango player.
I think he jumped in the poopa, you know.
I'm coming.
I'm really tired right now.
Yeah, he's in the poopa.
in the pooper, you know.
Yeah, he's in the pooper, you open the door.
What are you doing to my pooper?
What are you doing to my fucking pooper?
My fucking pooper!
Okay, that guy literally ate a fucking headshot.
He swings the quarter, eats an M80 of the head and the lips.
That is crazy.
The word tells you he has a little 38.
Right? He ate a fucking headshot.
That's my pooper.
Oh my god damn pooper.
holy shit wait you could put this mega barrel on the MP 155 is this new look at
this guy's shotgun holy fuck I'm coming I didn't know you could get this thing
Extend like that
That's gotta be new right
Is that
Take it an ADS
Well, I am scanning human for DNA sequencing.
What is these?
Well, if I were to test results,
I'd say you are an idiot.
Okay. That's gotta be a mystery.
That's gotta be a mystery.
Scanning again.
No, it's gotta be a mystery.
It's gotta be a mystery.
I'll buy a new one.
There's no way.
Ah, well, yeah.
Subject is comprised of 30% water, 15% carbon, 45% lard.
Okay.
Two motherfucker.
I don't fucking know.
Oh shit wait my scanner's out of battery, it's god damn.
God damn screen turned off.
It's okay. It's fine, it's broken anyways.
Piece of shit scanner.
I gotta go to Atlanta to get a new scanner.
There's a couple of rods out there.
I know, there's a lot of rods over there.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
They're fucking mosquitoes, they're big on the wall, they're not.
Russian mosquitoes, they're being irradiated from Chernobyl.
Goddamn Chernobryan mosquitoes.
The brain chemicals of the water that are turned into the freaking scabs game!
Chemicals in the tashonka
God damn
Is this oh my okay, okay? We're back with the Sydney Sweeney gifts Jesus Christ
Here we know more no more please please please I don't know what kind of witchcraft you're doing
Then you have these twitchy modes, but my god
Bogeymebeeme
Bogeymebeeme
You're an open door
I
Well someone in my chat has
Legit animated emotes like actual twitch emotes Sydney Sweeney
in a bra and a lady doing a handstand twerking her ass against the wall
It's Dan Clancy's burner account.
He's on the burner.
The best quote by Alex Jones is I'm kind of retarded.
That actually is.
actually is the best quote I forgot exactly what he says I said that should save them
my phone and I would send it to people and I did something stupid I'm kind of retarded
makes me watch the warhammer 40k Alex Jones mashup actual cinema YouTube
video the videos fucking amazing fucking amazing video
Welcome to the Low Calorie Stream, the Low Calorie Tarkov Stream.
Good evening, I'm your host, Land Marcus.
Who the fuck told me power banks were okay, well my game is bugged
No way
That could never happen
That could never ever happen this game has never had a bug in all of existence
Now you're saying this
28 months?
It's these A and D yeah, bro if you're a gaming in 2026 one out an x3d well, I guess if you're playing
If you don't have x3d CPU and you've upgraded your CPU in the last like three years
I don't know what you're doing, but you need to okay. All right. All right. We got it with no more ass
Come on I got come on. I'm gonna get trouble over here
I'm in trouble
It must be done. Oh, well I'm appealing alone. What the fuck?
What are you doing?
Did you forget about me?
I'm just not forgettable.
Did you ever occur during matching?
Please try again.
Uh oh.
Whatever, man.
Whatever.
Uh oh.
Oh, wait.
I'm in the fucking raid.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, dude.
Are you?
Yeah, dude.
That quote is very true about you.
I'm kind of retarded.
You're kind of retarded.
Well, I didn't know what kicked me out of the room.
You're kind of retarded.
sometimes. Sometimes. There's a lot of booty gifts in my chat. My face is bleeding. No,
that's just the Tony's pizza sauce. Don't worry about that. That's a pizza sauce.
A pizza sauce on my face.
Pizza sauce.
Crow gang.
Hopefully I spawned there an extract.
Just got old gas or something you find your brain on the floor
Well, it's not my fault the leg game you could have taken that many ways
Back at a close spot. I found the dorms. That must maybe the cause here
Tiggs is the best room right in the game. It's just useful a split
That's the best one in the game, 5-4-1.
Mmm, probably the mayo.
Honestly, stream with mayo on anything.
Well, you know, one of the lady posters is technically a streamer item.
Yeah, they're all of them are.
Well, besides the purple ones, the one that...
Those are actual streamers apparently, which I've never seen them stream.
Which purple ones? I thought it was the one that's like an ass.
there's big rotilda there's the sexy killer there's I think it's all the
same one isn't it no no it's all different lady I thought it was the
same there's like three different ones
I'm just running straight through sure. I'm relaxing over here, dude. I'm I'm like she'll
buy Jen. She's out. Jen. She's had an item for a long time. Chill vibes. She's got the
clover the keychain.
Yeah, she was one of the earlier ones. She's had one for many, many years.
She's been streaming this game forever.
They can nice stroll.
of the
of the
of
the
of
of
of
Tony, do you think that was cool?
That was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
Do you think that was funny and cool?
That was pretty funny and pretty cool.
That was evil.
That was pretty evil.
I thought it was cool.
That was, I need grenade kills.
I need auto-expulsion.
What do you do?
That's what I do.
That was pretty cool.
You know that's pretty cool.
You wish you could bully like I can.
you wish you could shut up I have no flow I got no juices
what is going on this green good Tony what is what the fuck oh yeah he's loading in
this was quite the raid for us quite the raid quite the raid quite the raid
wish you could have been here where she could have been here yeah I'm not so
good where she could have been here so good I was I was glad to watch from
The stands
I'm that water I got a run through
I told you it doesn't get you can kill a PMC and still get a run through this game is dumb
I'm lucky
I
Are you a text 22,000?
I go 36,000 rubles.
Alrighty, I am looking for the group.
You can be the leader.
I don't want to be the leader anymore.
Don't, yeah, don't leave me behind again.
I don't want to be the leader anymore.
I don't have any more pieces of shit.
No.
I
I can't dude I can't
Are you loaded? I can't yeah, I'm good like actually one of the best videos on the internet
What's got you all just watching the outstones?
It's so good dude. It's so fucking perfect. Yeah
Well, I'm my point of my finger when I cock what the fuck
What is this?
Wait dude what is this fucking animation?
What are you talking about?
Just look!
Dude I'm getting ready to finger pop somebody.
What is this animation?
I'm killing scabs in here.
Wait you gotta look at this.
Hold on, okay I'll look at this.
What is this?
Do it
What's he doing a stinky finger? That's the stinky finger
Yeah, you want to touch it?
But that's thinking on it
Here Marlin I do too
But you're not here
You're there in game so discipline level nine
He put it in the stank.
About now.
The tubes.
About now.
No, the other fellas.
Oh, no.
God damn.
got them
water turning
what about now
you guys good? on the other side?
who's story?
oh i might not do this fucking shotgun scotties
what do you need?
there's a guy pvp holding sr2m
Yeah, we're gonna go to the little audio issue.
Where are you at?
In dorms, getting fucked by scabs.
Yeah, well, yeah, because you put your stink in there.
Put your stink in there.
Your stinky finger.
Is that on PVPL?
Yeah, well, that's her too.
Put your stinky finger in there.
The new power.
This poor guy.
Oh my God, it's Chungus Max, eh?
It's Chungus Max, eh?
I'm back up, all right?
I
Sure, P.B. Bill I
Swear I swear I swear it on God. I'm too sorry. I'm running towards
Train today
Panda Panda Panda much love big toes in Atlanta
scams and scanners for the 10 months
Drick in the vodka in Atlanta
Oh, a Bitcoin
Congrats
Oh, my chat there
A Desert Eagle
Damn, this, the marketing has not been hitting, what the hell?
This, this isn't pulling up to me, right?
Well, that's not me, that's not me
and just, uh, dude, I need to actually go down.
It's a good night.
He was kind of timbo.
I think it was the SR2 guy.
You're welcome.
That was all me.
Bye-ya.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye-ya.
You did such a good job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You did such a good job.
I'm running the gas or shots over here.
There's gas.
There's shots.
Sharks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be ready
Call me up. I'll be ready
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Hello?
Hello yes. Is it all his pizza?
Oh no, this is Frankish sausage.
Why you calling me Mr. Pizza Man?
Okay.
What?
His name is me Blute Now.
It's my Lute and I need it now.
now call JG scab worth 877 scab now that's 877 scab now what was the Stanley
steward are you getting head eyes that need loot now 877 you scab now
there's a truck by the homie wall let's just go let's just go
where are you?
I'm fighting people over here with gas
oh my god I got through a good day
Colt G G Scott 4th
877 scott no
877 scott no
877 scott no
777 scott no
I found your backpack. Thank you. We're gonna do with it.
Where did you get that? There's like two people over there. Where did you get that?
It's like bringing it back. I'm calling you and trying to stuff into. I think therapist,
she gives you an injector's case, which is really nice to have.
Yeah. A jobcast.
Savior City, thank you for the five gifted subs, my guy, thank you.
Thank you very much, man.
Was there not more? Or was there only one guy?
Oh, I just got here.
That's Rashallo.
Yeah, there's also an M6 guy somewhere back here.
I
Never is gonna inject your case. So I believe so who's he should tell you
I think they're at you said oh on the hill
Sounds like a mute
On the rock hill back there
get a little closer to Jay G's cat word
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
are you alright? yeah I was mine
I don't want to get info on them but I'm gonna go far left
Wait Stanley steamer is an Ohio thing really
I guess
Give me a hug
I'm hugging the scav or schmoochie schmoochie
scab or she would she would she would she would she quit fucking the scabs dude
he's in perfect fucking position look at him you quit fucking the scabs
he's in perfect position the fuck well quit fucking him now's the time where is
this guy fucking scabs I don't know
There's got the SPD shooting at me. I think he's a sly, but God
Dead our digger skaters dead
This guy's for sure back here you're gonna kill this blue helmet scouts right here
He's deep
see him across I'm looking across across the way I see him
he's fucking my shit up not really in my leg
where's he running right to left in the back on the top of the there might be
told him how the fuck are they not killed them?
There is two.
Shut the shit out of that, dude.
Right to left in the back here.
He's probably already at the home of all.
Oh, that even sound close.
The mutinous to the right more, I think.
The other guy at the MCX.
I'll shot the shit out of you.
Oh, this guy shot at me. I don't know where.
Ain't on me?
I see him.
What the fuck is going to be fucked up?
I killed one.
That's that- yeah, yeah, the other guy's more to the right, I think.
He's gotta be.
That's got to hell of a fucking recoil if you fall out of it.
Yeah.
He's tomorrow night somewhere.
I'm with you.
Definitely tomorrow night somewhere.
Yeah, I'm gonna grenade up the top.
Watch out, watch out, Nate's gone out.
That was a good maid.
Grab on the rock I made him.
Where the fuck these guys are demons
He's got to be somewhere over here.
I don't have the bug. No, I don't have a shot this guy.
I mean, where the fuck else would he be? You're shooting from this direction.
You sounded to the right.
I heard it too.
It's hiding in the train.
Way!
I don't know.
I
Got no odd deer. Oh, this is him
Wait, but he is shooting tracers. This is the same guy with two guns. Yeah, two guns. You're swapping guns
Super sigma
Super duper. Sniper bulletin' tag.
Yeah, you're something good. Interesting.
What fucking armor does he have?
Level fours. What?
Yeah, level four. What?
Yeah, level four. Wow.
Ah, I don't know how you got level four, you guys are both.
That's a good one.
Got level four dude.
Oh well.
DERPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE DOOPEDEE
I'm gonna free twitch pot I'm gonna give that a much thank you
Go back to gas station go this guy appeared he diver shall
Know the mark 47 got killed and this is the Marlin man
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
The boy your stomach out
That player here
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop!
What?
That's what I thought.
What?
That's what I thought.
I wanted to suck.
Tetris Master!
I am the Tetris Master!
It's not this so weird really what
The way this game of the controller you can it's probably miserable Nikita again confirmed that Tarkov is coming to console
Mappage is weird as fuck really what did you see Nikita said again that Tarkov's coming to console
That's gonna be really fun.
Surely the servers aren't more important.
I mean to be honest, if it does it's like...
Good thing for streamers. Very good thing for streamers.
We're gonna eat some console people.
You think so? But what if it's...
It's a nice thank you.
It'll probably be a separate thing, but the just interest in the game will
definitely be boosted tremendously.
Console is such a huge market.
Just more people
Unless it's crossplay, but I doubt it
It's just more people that know about the game and hear about it
And then they watch content about it watch streams and everything else
I just hope it's not crossplay this crossplay
Just no aim assist I
I mean, I honestly I feel like if Nikita did it and it was cross play they wouldn't put Amos is
like
He's just that kind of guy, you know
Well, he wants to give it to be hard dark on makes you hard
Yeah
Could you purchase
Where to shoot my mask I
Got desert eagle
it's not bad ventures hello
what is it eagle yeah it'll be fun
finally FMJ ammo oh actually it's not gonna work it's like 40 pads it'll be fun
You're the best of the nose. I'm trying your leg
Well, yeah, you shot both
Seems fine to me
Yeah, it seems pretty good seems fine. I think that'll work
Yeah, it's good enough
Thank you for that welcome
Walk this one out
I'm walking off walking off. Yeah, you're looking great. You're looking great. Yeah, I'm why I'm walking off
Sounds for a desert eagle IRL. You can put a suppressor on literally anything IRL
Fun fact for people that don't know
The man who invented the car muffler is also the man who invented the silencer or the suppressor
Because they are functionally identical
Mr. Maxim!
One fact.
He measured the karma flare and then he said,
oh, you know what? That would also work on a firearm.
And then he...
Oh, see?
Yeah, Mr. Silencin. Yeah, Mr. Silencin.
Mr. Silencin.
I
Great job
They need me to shoot your thing, that's fine. I'll just buy a new one
This song
Everybody knows this
By our way, there's me with 531 armor damage like ever read
This is in 5-6 I
Think I'm gonna
Poverty for me and just run around this bitch. I want to try get killer seven
Well, you better bring hella wilder
Hey Tony, thank you for your doings one question you what is the best helmet in your opinion and why
Be beeping a Jeep in this game. I mean realistically the wristy helmet
The wristy, but I hate playing with those helmets, but that's objectively the best helmet the game
Check out self.
It's pretty hard to argue with that statement.
I don't want to hear it no I don't want to hear it make you hear something I don't want to hear it
I don't have any wild. I don't have an SJS, SJ12 is I don't have any wild.
I don't sound like that. I don't sound like that.
Kind of do. No, I sound like yo, Tony.
Yo, okay.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, Tony.
You just frag a software.
Hey, Tony.
Well, that's a jabberwack!
you
you
I
Stop this bitch
Sir sir
Yeah, I say I look cool as shit with this zuccon shows all my guns
I'm the green man
the green
green goblin
and the comedy green guy blend.
I'll be shooting feathers from above.
I'm the bird tree.
The bird man.
Cock-a-doh!
Cock-a-doh!
Mmm, and I can turn into the grass needle.
I get real low.
Mmm.
I get real low to the grass line.
I'm shooting up. I'm shooting up. I'm shooting up. Fuck this door. Get that shit out of here.
Did the lock out of here?
I'm running to goddamn crack housing.
Lockhouse? What the fuck?
I don't know if five people that spawned were there.
Okay.
I was in a bunch of shit.
We got the Zubis.
What is that?
Is that them?
They might be in there.
Grenade in, grenade in deep.
I'm gonna leave.
Is there another one?
Is that to my right? Is that to my right, one guy?
He ran it, he ran it.
How the fuck?
Gah!
Oh, God.
Where the fuck did he go?
He's upstairs, I think.
I just checked upstairs.
All the way up?
Yeah, I think he's all the way up.
Oh, something out.
This is me coming to the stairs.
Shot him right in the nose.
My fuck, I look like a Rudolph.
Look at him.
Oh, I didn't pack my bags.
Dude, those guys were eating.
eating
never stop eat forever eat
the peak was that that was the I don't know I'll just hold W on a guy and run on a peak
the whole W peak
BAM BAM BAM
Mr. Vestas, tier five armor.
There's a pipe.
You got a pipe?
Pipe!
Oh, actually, yeah, I'll take a pipe.
Get a pipe.
Give me the pipe.
Don't give me this.
Don't.
What's this, lagging?
Give me.
Oh, no, breathe it.
It's not going to get you.
Nothing like sitting on the floor.
Tony, we're not done yet.
We've got to kill the entire lobby,
and then we moved to the fix.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA House个上
Haa there was a little bit of....
Do you not know this?
What are you!
I'm not...
SIGMA!!
Alright if it is doing that then that is a touch thing
Paycheck Thank you very much
There is has got to be a touch thing then
I'm going back to where it's uh, the shrine.
Sounds like a twitch end type of deal to me.
I'll be based on like the twitch servers in your region of the world
to the scavengers he's just joking me he's just you can make
I'm a panda.
There you go.
Okay.
I'm just running around doing shit.
Okay, I was running around doing shit
I need more information
Shooting across the bridge
What more info to give you to give me more?
Give me all the information get inside there
is everyone having issues with the stream or is it just certain people
it's about just be certain people right you're so right dude
what is that being weird
I mean, I can't I feel like I have nothing on my end that says is on the issue.
If it is happening, I don't think I can do anything about it.
Yeah, I think it's just to which I don't think I can do a thing about it.
I have no nothing.
Am I?
Everything is like zero percent any frames.
Well, there's a guy on the bridge for a lot of them.
Big fight on the bridge.
And P7's and shit.
And, uh...
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I don't even know what that fucking gun is.
I'm a PvP.
See him?
Wait, what the...
He just went...
Dude, this guy just went prone in the craziest.
Why, here are the shots. They're going crazy-brazy.
Like I die?
Just dropped that guy?
Where they at?
On the bridge one? Either one. I think he died and the other guy just tapped in the
fucking head. It's actually a sick shot.
You're so sick, man.
I'm run up to the ice cream shop and they're like past the bus and at the
little crane truck beyond the bus.
All right Tony, I don't know, I don't know how many more there are stop peeking
because they shall allow gun from the window.
You ready to watch greatness?
The world is watching.
You ready to watch fucking greatness?
Where are you motherfuckers at?
Where are you pussy's at?
Come here motherfuckers!
I think they're all dead.
But how did he die?
Uh, I sent a bullet through the back of his cranium.
I'm running up behind you.
I can't see him. He's got a shipping crate, I think. Oh, no, he's in the train. He ran out.
He's gone right.
Yeah, yeah, just we're pushing
We said at the dead
I see blood still always running running
a little left I'm gonna go left you have a deep and sensible and swing that
shit boy you swing that shit around
I don't know where he's at. He's full 10.
Let's go.
This guy booked it. This guy booked it.
Where the fuck did this guy go?
I think he's finished.
I mean, he either transits or is still here.
Oh, he's for sure still here. I just don't know where.
I gave up.
I hear him.
What's he in? Are you red?
Okay, what?
Tank, he's dead.
Oh my god. Okay.
Why are bullets just not telling people?
How the hell did he get all the way over there?
new he's gonna do this shit
nice tier five on
eating
eating on
this guy's name is usd a meet
that's a fucking good name
that's a fucking good name
I don't see a good name.
This is the MP7. Yeah, you tap this guy.
That's a damn good name.
Uh, chat, where'd I drop my dog?
I don't remember I dropped my dog.
I don't know.
This is another big bag over here if you need it.
I'm not.
Rage biscuit. Thank you for the
gift and son.
I took trailer bridge. Okay. That's what I thought.
God damn.
That's what I thought.
I got this kind of juiced, yeah a little bit, they're all not a little shocking, I still
find my backpack brother back guys or what
I'm going to drop this shit.
Oh, there it is.
There we are.
There we are.
of
the
of
the
This chimney's a lie.
Yep, yep, yep.
Can Cosme tie it up in his closet and please help.
Sounds like a Yeager thing to do.
Number 398, Kim.
sounds like a Yeager thing to do. Number 398 K. Thank you sir. Get out of here.
Get the attack bag on the other guy. We're not going to have any loot these guys. They spawned over here and we're fighting.
I
Can have anything
Well, I need to use my hideout Jim
My muscle storm is gone. Yeah, I get this
Shrimp off
I feel like people are tanking my shots all day today.
They're eating, eating, eating.
Not sure.
69.
Thanks Gore.
the
the
the
the
Sir, thank you Rhino. It's been fun, man.
I'll give a fuck.
Burbers are breaking.
I'm not popping a terminal
No
Are we no honestly don't need it like people are just too slow
Everybody's slow
I've got a EB today. EB, dude.
Some EB.
I've been eating more coffee.
Probably more coffee.
More coffee.
or coffee a
the drops tomorrow nope this is the last round of drops ends at 9 a.m. Eastern
9 a.m. Eastern
Let me hit my gym.
Hit your gym gets drunk.
Like Arnold.
Become Arnold.
Gotta hit the gym, gotta hit the gym.
gotta get that swalliatis swalliosis
let me catch that swalliosis fuck I missed that one dude
damn I forget those last ones
One more round in the gym.
Right, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
I like it that one.
Sub-out, sub-out man. Make a big sense.
Make a big sense.
I'm not a banana weller. I'm ready, I'm ready.
So long, guys.
I'm hungry.
Good enough for me when our gym's stream's coming back.
more food. Yeah, I don't need food. I'm hungry boy. Hungry boy.
Ooooooh!
the next thing of the 28 months tier therese up thank you about
I
Know you're sleepy sleepy Tony right now
Not sleeping
What do you eat?
beef and
Peppers and the tortilla
Choppole sauce
into the meat
So much it actually has a lot of calories though
I make you gotta get the dang those
No, but like the packets some of the packets are like a lot of calories
Not a lot, but enough for enough how much do you mean there's no way there's enough
I like go over fucking 500 or a lot there's no way they can have like a hundred actually
calories there in a fucking season I just crazy wait it's supposed to be through here
I don't want your guys is taco sauce. What do you guys say to me taco taco?
I want to say taco flavor kisses taco taco
Holy fuck, it's so old dude. It's so fucking old. I do exactly the fucking carpet shit.
You remember when
Baruto Baruto the top the top of the head
Remember that
Carmen gave someone a hand job
Doesn't that episode
I'm dead. I don't know how that guy's not dead either
He's in the staircase to your left. He's really fucked up
Oh, did he drop down?
Oh, that's the other guy.
of
the fuck
of
the
of
I
My pissed on
Wait you can use an SKS for setup that's fucking crazy dude
I was fucking shootin. I don't know what happened. All right, please good. We got heavy so many times totally zero that front plate
Yeah, completely zero
Actually
Backpacking happening
Good thing I've a flare get the fuck out of here nice flash
I do need flashbang kills actually though, so it's a good idea actually, that's what we're doing, we're going to punch a bunch of flashbangs.
I
Real dog thank you. Yeah, covering is doing a hand job, but it was it's kind of the Lopez
They've been that flight to hand job
Well, well, well, well, it's called regret thank you for the prime jellyfish thank you
four months at the day because they was don't look me please fucking I think a
PSM or two I guess it counts as a scab gun set up is with scab guns I guess
seconds
oh he fucked up your helmet too, dude he
shot you a lot of times
how much, what is that at level 6 play that now?
34
Uh, I can bring in a little five.
That's probably full.
So I'm just going to do this and do what you wish.
Yeah, OK, and I do not have a backpack.
I have rig, grenades, pipe,
teps, ammo, mags, gun, helmet, armor.
I can't take your backpack
when it's the smallest fucking thing in the game.
Besides your penis
The fuck size Tony's about how you use it motherfucker. Oh
You can't use the back pack that's nice. I got all that gear, so
Quince I shit me
I
Kind of want to use a motherfucking PKP
for it I kind of want to do it but I also don't want to deal with the goddamn you know
PMC that needs a diet
Let's just do everything Johnny. Thank you for the sun
That sounds PKP is going not so
So, having a Chapelle in a long time, still so good.
I'm going to put the March F on the PKM.
Yeah, you can put any scope on it.
You have to kind of get a little crazy with it, but you can.
Only until recently did anyone really start using loud guns because they changed some stuff about him
With the 20s it was fun arena as a dog shit game, but like just doing streamers shit is fun
But arena's dog shit
But it was fun
Oh, we're gonna shut up
Is he still fucking shooting you yeah, he's a piece of shit how I just dropped this fucking friend
I'm pretty sure one of them died
I
Want the other side of the bridge toward yeah, I see
Yes, yeah, they might be going to the right side like trying to cross or they fell back. I don't know I
Think they fell back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're crossing over
Wonder might have killed this guy. I see one. I see one you passed by ice cream. I'm gonna go up and calm
How's he not dead?
I'm going up and calm.
Yeah!
Throw a flashback down.
Where are they?
Uh, it's still like left side.
Okay, cause one past ice cream.
I don't see him though.
One past ice cream.
Yeah, he was running like past the containers close to the road, the middle road.
Throw an A's on me. I'm just on the bridge.
They're on the side, like.
Yeah, like down here where the little bushes are.
Throw a gig of flashbacks at them.
I just keep fucking trippin' out today.
Well, I'm just bled out.
I might have killed this guy.
I don't know.
I'm throwing some blades.
There's still one more.
There's still one more.
Yeah, but there's also this guy down here.
I hear that.
I'm gonna flash this fuck out of this guy.
Fifty-one months and counting.
I got a PBBO.
Oh, I see him.
the fuck there's another guy there's got a blue shirt there's got a blue shirt
I'm really hurt there's a guy on a blue shirt that guy's on a blue shirt yes
yes yes yes yes this guy died he was I don't know I killed I mean I where did
the fucking blue shirt guy go oh he's dead okay
some guy died in a bush might have been like I said I didn't kill this first
guy this shit is not killing people I'm gonna put this fucking gun away I think
I think it's you no dude. I'm telling you every raid. I've so much damage
Like it just feels like they don't die unless I had shot them so I'm using this dog
Fine all you wait I'll show you
I mean it kills people but like dude this guy's tier four armor and at the zero it to kill them like
That'll get it
like this shit should pen a tier four and like to tap them it's insane
yeah this guy these guys know these guys were definitely tanking I'm gonna find
the guy in the bush that died I think he bled out
he just fucking died
There's somebody.
Maybe?
Maybe not.
Alright.
I'm Christmas treat up.
This guy was definitely tanky.
Oh, everybody feels tanky today.
He's a chonky monkey.
Everybody feels tanky.
His plates are not even that good.
This shit's 40, 43, badly.
Shouldn't have made it like two to three top and tier four armor.
Yeah.
Realistically, yeah.
where this guy where this guy died in this bush everything right on the
show thanks for 51 months down here yeah fuck them they don't have anything
those guys yeah but I want to see I want to oh maybe I killed the guy in the
bridge. I heard his scream. I'm going to kill them on the bridge, maybe. Follow the blood.
Follow the blood. Follow the blood, Faggis. The blood. Follow the blood. The blood. Oh,
Oh, what are they gonna stop? Oh, I found him.
The work detective.
I can't have these anekis any for you.
There's blood here.
I mean these guys were tankin dude.
I don't know how much those wind is.
What on this?
Who'd you got the ones?
There's so much blood.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he's everywhere.
What the hell?
Oh, none of these guys,
I could have sworn one of them looked like he
face-planted.
They're just, they just got shot the hell up.
Oh, there's somebody back here.
Alright, let's go kill that guy.
He thinks he's that big or anything?
I think he's that big or anything.
they're eating bullets tonight it's something's going nuts like armor is a
fucking I just hit this guy it's like a little stop shooting my friends I thought
I killed every plate is like tiered like two tiers higher than it should be no
armor maybe it's arms armstaking crazy
armstaking crazy
I don't know what spot he was. That guy died at him when I'm 80.
The body shots are just...
There are any leg people instead.
The AK boy.
well I don't because I'm the AK boy hit Mark German I think he's a full out of
saga this guy's no armor what the fuck he's also no armor yeah
E. P. M. Oh, no. Let's go. Let's go. I'm cheating my guy. Oh, shots close. Who the fuck is that guy?
Oh, sorry. Don't kill his guy this yet. Jesus Christ. What is happening? What the fuck is he?
He's in the car. In the car. I am out of ammo. Oh, I see him. He's dead. Jesus Christ.
I just put an M80 through the headrest
What is happening six years the goddamn invasion of pre-empties are customs
It's insane dude. I gotta fix my legs again
Gasler they give us 72 months. Thank you so much brother
Well this guy was looting oh you killed somebody too
I think three surgery because today
That's about right
Up the cars here, it's probably not at these guys
Didn't take it. I said it's probably not so I ever read YouTube. Yes
I'm going to see if I can spot the tail light through the bushes, it is not here.
Big up my man, hope you enjoy the sea.
I am, thanks brother.
It's been fun, lots of fun.
Where we going Flare?
Yeah, I'm packing a magro flag.
I
Sniper scab target acquired locking in on the enemy
He moved
I just killed a player scout
I mean I was just fucking spraying too but God dude he was he was taking some
Good work Tony good work. So friggin sick
Oh my god
He's got a egg and a clock. He's got a nice clock
Oh, he has a nice egg.
He has a nice clock.
See, we have the lucky...
Wait, Tony, we have the lucky perk.
How come we're not getting lucky headshots?
I don't know.
Does anyone even know that, does ya?
Like, actually.
Okay, Hacabee, thanks for the 13 months.
Thanks Hacabee.
Does anyone have any idea?
I think it's like weapon now functions and shit.
and
the
death of
the
end of
the
death
I'm just double-checking he's mine he's my damn it
I'll do these rig-maxing yeah I saw that
you think about folks use better scabs could be better scabs oh wait a shock
Fuck on G.L. round.
The forbidden round.
That's so rare.
We're out of spinning, I can't pick it up.
Stop, stop, stop rolling, I can't do it.
I can't grab it.
I can't grab it, okay, I got it.
I couldn't grab it.
Dude, he was rolling around in a circle over and over.
I couldn't grab it.
What's up?
I'm just finding bloodbath food.
A lot of dehydration.
Dehydrationized.
I'm a player of two,
two, three, four mans now.
Yeah.
That's how it been.
You don't have to put on the ring a lot.
I need to drink.
I'm dead.
I'm so thirsty.
I'm so thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
Is that a player's gun?
Tony, I couldn't tell.
I couldn't tell you.
Was that a player's gun?
That went tight, thanks for 67 months.
No, he has a planer.
Was he in the bush?
He was just, oh my god.
No, he was above us.
That was the quickest one.
You just had to fucking start making these spam voice lines.
You had to.
You fucking had to.
You couldn't have pressed the F1 next rain.
You had to tempt me.
That's my plan.
That's my plan.
Oh my fucking god.
That's all me. That's all he shoots me. Jesus Christ
He's right here. Yeah, this fucking rats bop. Yeah
I'm gonna start checking that every time now
his name is
Back to Lobby you underscore go
No, he's not that guy's a prestige for yes, okay, I need some fucking I don't know
use the 2kd I wonder why that should that should have me die
I wonder if I'm thirsty. I'm so thirsty
I'm so thirsty
I
Fuckin dying the chance to that is fucking away. She goes dude
Also way she goes
Resified thank you the criminals in my chat Tony what do we say?
I
Like my ball sack like a fucking windshield wiper
Pretty valid pretty bad pretty valid
That's pretty valid
Valid response. That's pretty valid. What do I need? I
Am everything pop you'd a mask right to call mask
Do I need it? I
I have one. Oh hell, yeah
Oh
Back you up. I'm gonna get a new guy. I'm gonna don't feel like he's not good anymore
Okay
actually
Come on go PK
I'm gonna use a I'm use a high now how I'm use a QBZ
the switching guns well now I'm not because he has my gun
I can't believe that
oh my god
much like suffocating
That's Tarkov for you.
No, I know. It was just fucking crazy.
I'm actually crazy.
I'm down for whatever today, dude, I'm a vibe. I'm vibing today. I'm relaxing, chillin
out relax in a corner hang out with some people that were up to no good
I
That's probably pretty good. It's got a head shot people but it's kind of every gun
Kind of every gun you got that shut them
you either die a hero or live long enough to become the next stan crat
right right
thank you lady oh my oh looking for a great pair of ear protection for the
range. Any recommendations? All right, Tony, can you have the
I mean, it depends if you want over years or in years and how
much money you want to spend.
You know, die again, dude.
Oh, yeah, you can go in the fucking extract next time
first.
I'm gonna bring my fucking weed wacker and cut down all
the edges before I go in there. I was right next to you. Yeah, for some reason, everything
has decided to shoot me today first. Because you kind of deserve it. I don't deserve anything.
Oh, good spawn.
Once more to the trailer park we go.
Once more.
Fuck this spawn!
Once more we go!
Fuck this spawn!
Fuck this spawn!
Fuck this spawn!
Fuck this spawn!
Once more we go!
Fuck this spawn!
I'm Smaugh. Thanks for the RMR again, and thanks for the ES lamp as well, whoa.
Nice.
I know someone's got to get your brain active. You gotta turn it on like a light bulb. There you go.
I
Fuck this guy
Yeah shots in front of me shots in front of me the paradigm trucks
You know a bitch
You should have me for the paradigm trucks Tony
I'm pulling up on the left from the good house.
I'm moving, I'm moving, give me a second, I want to meet him.
I went through the fence by the paradigm trucks.
I don't know if I see his legs next to the paradigm trucks, I'm pushing up towards the
hold of him.
Oh, oh, oh, he's next to the paradigm truck.
He's on the other side of the hole in the wall.
Where the fuck even is this guy?
I don't know.
Well, I can't see him either.
He's about to hunt.
Oh, oh, wait, you're that far?
What the fuck?
Yeah, sir.
The radio keeps cutting out.
These were not good cops because there's other paradigm trucks. I thought I killed him
There's the other trucks outside of big red. No paradigm trucks next to the
Yeah, I wasn't very clear now. He's by the train hood. I killed him by the train hood
I told you he went to the home the ball and I told you that was there's multiple holes in the walls
Well, if you were paying attention here about the paradigm
There's a hole in the wall next to the other side of trucks shirt, too
No, no, there's a little hole in the wall next to the other trucks
No, no, that's a door not a hole. That's a door
We didn't specify blue or white out you just said
I
All blew out the one next to the other trucks
Hey tell me I need a lock of them
the
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm going to thank you for this place. Everybody. Yeah.
I was shaking.
What are you shitting?
Which one?
Just leave it to running from me.
Oh, how did I not see that scab?
God, scab family.
That's what you're scared of, scabs?
I just heard running. I didn't know what it was.
Shesh. Shesh.
Ah, there's Trip-Iris Partisans here.
Careful.
Trip-Iris.
Is that a player in there? Is that a Zerg shoot?
and
I walk the trip
They can't know that's that's that is Parmesan that is him that's the man. Oh, what?
Not so dead
You're right
Did all these guys
That's a partisan cuz the fucking window. Oh my god, dude. I couldn't get my gun up. Oh my god
I'm actually an idiot. I couldn't fucking aim in because of the wood dude
Oh my god, I didn't think he was like locked onto me and he was
I like Insta. Yeah, he was locked.
Insta, Insta, Insta.
I was like, could I name ever, ever where I went?
I kept hitting my gun against the window and I couldn't aim.
Where was that shot from?
Above you.
I should practice.
I should.
Yeah I swear I heard that. It's really different from like two. Oh my god my plates are cut.
Yeah I swear I heard that.
I'm first floor in a side room.
This is what this is you?
Uh huh.
Yep.
That window kept fucking blocking me.
I rolled off the bed I was tossing and turning my sleep
in my head come here big man oh it does not look the same
yeah that is dad doesn't that makes no sense
It's like hanging off the bed
Like I don't know I heard a footstep or something
They knew we're talking to you this is the man has been picking up your gear all fucking day
You're right behind me, I think outside, right?
Alright?
Something like that, yeah.
I have since for 22 months. It's not really that big of a difference kind of
ever.
Yo, what do you Mr. Streamer? Question, if you banned someone from the stream, does it ban one from
commentating or watching just only chat please don't ban me only chat laughing
emoji I don't think you can ban it like I don't think there's any way to block
someone from watching the stream you can only just ban their chats although I
mean you just you just make a new account I go just make a new account
Hmm
Yeah, oh
Partisan that hurt
Those BP the five BP is instantly to my thorax did not feel good. Yeah, he was locked there
We're not gonna lie. They did not feel good at all
Ain't gonna lie about that
I
Wanted
To stay alive I got I'm working on that I'm working on that
game right now so it doesn't do it.
Signal rounds.
Well, I'm ready.
I guess I'll hold you up.
I have everything. All right, and everything I had to get my
my shit together
Boom, I gotta get a new surf kit because I've read through fucking three or four of them already today
Such as mom
Jay
Upgrades on her
I mean, it's definitely nice to have
Is it worth the money? I don't know.
How much am I to use that much?
Probably anything.
Yes, that's a nice job.
OK.
Should be good to go.
Get us in there.
Sir, yes, sir, sir, yes, sir on a standard account.
Standard accounts are ass.
like unplayably ass. So bad. So bad.
I think it's pretty unplayable. The staff size is way too small. The game like
Like used to be playable on a standard account, but now with all the stuff that you need to
do in this game, it is not playable.
I mean, like, yeah, you can do it, but you'll probably spend 60 plus percent of your time
on the game and your stash organizing shit because you don't have enough room.
I
So
All right, what is this this is
I'm telling you, they might as well make this fucking, the big dogs one.
Put our fucking faces on this wall behind us.
That you're fucking disgusting.
I'm a little wide down the street.
Come from the other side.
You want to go from the left?
Well, I look down on the street and like snipe somebody in the face.
Hopefully.
It's like all the way left from here.
Yeah, yeah, I like that idea.
This is unreal. I swear you should not be able to get the same spawn tier as in the room.
They should be actually randomized and they're not. I don't know why the spawns aren't just randomized.
I don't see nobody.
I don't see nobody
Yeah, I mean I agree. I mean it should be I don't know why it's not randomized
They're lying. They're lying. It's not it's 100% not random
It's it's not possible
Actually not possible for us to get this one so consistently they hate us because they ain't us
You know I'm saying
Wow.
That's connection based people say it's like loading time.
Oh, shit.
People say loading time is affected and a bunch of other shit.
I don't know why I'm going on top of the bridge like a dumbass.
I just called you.
8 to 8 to us, that's Tony Slogan, you ain't 8 to 8 to us, you ain't us, you ain't us
they ate us cause we ate us, no you 8 to 8 to us, no it's, I ate the 8 to us cause you
ate us, cause you eat ass, you already, you already a known ass eater, you already
admitted it is nothing wrong with eating ass like you said Tony there isn't I mean
yeah like you said it's not the wrong way to have an ass eater there's nothing
wrong with that I know more power to you I'm not judging
The rim Reaper.
Wee.
The rim Reaper.
Careful, Dorms.
The rim Reaper is pulling up.
I mean, you also said that you would actually let a girl run.
I mean you also said that you would actually let a girl shit on your bed
If she was hot
She shat on it once a month. No, no, there was more to it. There was more to it
No, but I said I think I said if you found like a 10 out of 10
But she was into shitting on your bed every now and then I
Could put up with it
Dude, I could put up with it. Well, like what if you like she really gets pissed off
It's wild. That's not that wild.
It's diabolical, squid, octopus, fucking asparagus.
Well, okay, but that's not, that's, well, that's taken to another level.
It's just a normal, normal, normal, healthy bowel movement.
And she just, you know, she's just, for whatever reason, she just likes to do that every now
now and then like once a month
ah whatever
no no no one of these days
whatever
but this is not the context
this is not the context
this is not the context
this is not the context
we don't know what type of shit it was
with Johnny Depp
it could have been
it was not like Taco Bell lettuce shit
I don't think she was like
Well, then that's insane and no, that's crazy, but it was just like a normal shit
Whatever
You got there could be worse things they they could do there are worse things
like what
Fucking your dad
That's not worse
You know, but like you can't get rid of new sheets. You got you have to
mean you can't buy these sheets
Jack
Listen, listen ten out of ten perfect perfect nice lady or fella whatever into but just
Every now and then they have a thing where they like to poop on the bed normal poop eat lots of fiber
clean diet
You can put up with that you put up with that
You can put up with that
What that's not what it's an error. I got it. Hey, you never know you never know. Okay
What do you mean? I'm running the panda by the way.
Yeah, I've had a cock in my safe.
This isn't it.
No, I can understand accidentally shit in the bed. Understandable.
You know, like sometimes you can't make it to the bathroom, you've got a little poopy.
Well, no. I feel like accidental is worse.
worse. How is accidental worse? What if you're just like, oh, because then where else is
she accidentally pooping? What do you mean? Okay, maybe if you have like food poisoning
or something. That's what I mean. But if they like can't control their bowel, then
we're are you in front of us now? Yeah. What if she's just like in the car with
Dude like shits or pants like all over your car
That's worse
No, it's worse
Cuz I could just throw out the sheets I can't throw out the car
I mean you could easily clean the bed, but I could just get new sheets. That's where you sleep
What if I sleep by car what if I live in a bull's pants
that's actually one of the worst offenses you could do yeah that's where
you sleep and it's your car yeah that's possibly the worst thing ever that's
terrible
it was kind of trouble
hi buddy there's probably people like still in the spawns dude I'm telling you
There's a slow runner.
I bet Tony's break this shit right now.
I'm thinking about some positions, but no, I'm oh my god.
What's it?
I would definitely prefer not to shit the man.
I'm just saying like, I feel like that's something.
That's something you could you go you go past.
I mean, I think that's something you can look past
It was a kink thing
That's not what happened Johnny death, dude
That's not what happened. Yeah, but but she wasn't ten out of ten like amazing to Johnny
What do you mean Elon Musk had her fucking dress of his mercy you on must kick her out
Clearly they both kicked him out
If that was the only thing she did and she wasn't she didn't go psycho crazy on Johnny debt
He'd still be with her
It's Bureau they shut this to shut this door open
They they eat still be weather
The shitting on the listen the shitting on the bed wasn't the straw that broke the camel's back for Johnny Depp
It was not it was it was not no it wasn't
That's not that's not that's not the straw that broke the camel's back
That's not what sort of I think she sued the ever-living shit out of
take off some money
I
Think that's what happened
I don't think she sued Elon, but Elon used Elon used to have her dress up as mercy from overwatch and she did it
There's like a picture
Elon had her like cosplayin' for him.
Like...
It's true, it's true, it's true.
Oh, she beat him and almost severed a finger.
So yeah, so the poop bed wasn't even like the thing.
Wait, she beat him?
I think she's like shit out of them and like try to cut his finger off or something
So like that's what that's what made him kick her out. I wasn't the poop in the bed
He looked past that if Johnny Depp could look past the braggers
I think you scared to leave
Okay, okay, okay, all right
Okay
Shit's getting crazy in here now shit's getting crazy in here
All of inspectors bushing the extract
There's no whole case
This is the whole thing about it
That's actually crazy.
Let's reset. This red sucks.
Think about it. She like, try to sue him or whatever or something.
Yeah, she lost.
He just makes a whole Netflix thing out of it.
Yeah, and got paid hella.
Well, actually, no, I don't know if it was him.
I'm actually not sure because that's all, I think it's all, it's all public.
I mean, it's all public so anybody can take it.
I might have seen a head moving much out on the left.
I'm gonna shoot in the bush.
You got a flare?
Yeah, I got a flare.
They hit both sides.
I feel like there's not many, there's not many sides to that situation besides one.
I don't know, that is actually like really, really thing about it.
about it like the person doesn't look that crazy right Tony like she didn't look
crazy but like she was actually bad shit yeah it's always it's always the
ones that don't look it the ones that look crazy aren't the crazy ones
honestly she's not attracted it's the very attractive ones that are always
crazy. What if, what if we're crazy? I was crazy once. I was crazy once. True. It actually
is true and there's reasoning for it. When you're like that level of attractiveness,
people all treat you different and it fucks with your whole personality and how you
perceive things it does it 100% does yeah guys and gals let's suppose
so you tell me I can get away with shooting on people's beds I'm sure you
could find a nice lady who's okay with the things that you're into yes no this
This is what you're into, not me.
No.
Get us in there.
Get us in there.
Get us in there.
Yeah
Wait run away
He is speaking facts chat listen up I can tell you from experience some of the finest ladies
Jameson, thank you.
I guess so.
I suppose it's true.
Come on in, man!
of
I
Burge camping control of customs
Not a pay-the-troll toll to get into this sky so
Oh, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in that hole to get into the scav soul
Scav soul, sorry, why do people think that is I live next to you Tony? Why do you think that I?
Live nowhere near this guy. They go to say go shoot Tony
You think I was gonna fly out you're gonna flag me out big man. No why didn't I meet exactly I told you
I like a Puerto Rican hooker this guy's a piece of shit
Run around you're gonna scare him off
Well get my bush over here. Oh, I see a man crossing Zealander bridge. He's about to perish
He is baddest.
Do you think this is like funny?
He is baddest.
I don't know, that was pretty funny.
I thought that was pretty funny.
Do you watch him squirm in fear?
I'm going forward, bro.
I'm going forward, where am I going?
Let's go, let's go, Dorns.
I'll have this one.
E-Tip max strength, so I can start leveling endurance.
I'm only doing like a mix of holes.
Oh, one bit of shot.
Fucking knew I hurt somebody.
I don't see it. Oh, I do. Say it, just keep going.
Left of the containers. Left of the containers.
Yeah, he moved towards them. I fucked them up, I think.
What are you fucking doing?
okay that grenade literally landed on like exactly on top of me
I died to the craziest thing.
No.
No.
Shadow Brunch Camp.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Why do I keep dying on the bullshit?
I don't know.
I literally start pushing up and a grenade that like blows up inside of me
Don't think it was an impact I
Think it was a regular game
Check the tag.
It sounded like a normal day to me.
Where are you at?
Like, to your right?
Right there? Yep.
That's where I fucking died, doodie.
What was it?
Yeah, RGN.
Wow, it wasn't impact.
Yeah, I think it's where it's like cotton yags are stuck.
you got a you got a pissed on you why me why me why me I fucking knew I heard
someone to the guys I turned around was looking and then there were two guys
Let's see if Carrington's here.
Can you see over here?
It's there.
It is.
Gimme!
My luck today is so bad.
I think it's actually so fucking bad. It's insane.
Wahoo!
There's just one of those days where every dumbass thing that can kill you kills you.
Yep.
There's one of those fucking days.
I'm embracing it.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's just one of those days.
We don't want to wait.
Everything is fucked.
Everybody sucks.
What? You definitely know the song. Put it on, she's...
But you'd like it.
You'd like it.
I probably do know if I do know it.
You definitely know it. No, no, you definitely know it.
That long car actually, I got them.
Yeah, I know.
Aw, bam!
I
Impact grenade city, dude
It's okay. Honestly, that's unlucky. That's just like every fucking death of ours been unlucky today
Bro people just like don't even see you somehow and they all shoot at me instead or throw grenades at me
you're fucking I don't know I don't know the deal welcome I don't know what the fuck
the deal enjoy your stay if I spawn a trailer park again I'm gonna fucking
male a turd to Nikita's office at BSG no actually I'll fuck this one I had
of it. I got everything. Everything. Oh, back. We're going. Do you want, do you want to go back? I don't care.
I don't know where do you want to go big Tony?
Well, I kind of do want to play reserve, but I don't want to
think about seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,
seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
I'll do have an armored rig on.
Or do I?
Well, I need to go to.
Do I have an armored rig or no?
You do.
Yeah.
You could do
I got the geesh
Wow
Lame thanks for 25 months
I want to bulk up in the game
Pretty fun
I'll just buy the more bullshit on the side but it's fun
No, no you're gonna live
I'm going to live.
Maybe.
We're down for that.
Possible.
Like factories actually like.
Super ready.
Super.
Turbo AIDS.
the
super turbo aids
So, help me God in this raid.
So help me God.
i'm gonna need it
what color we're gonna read out is killing everybody
just killing everyone
that's it
i think crazy
got this
it's just the worst spawns known to man
i'm sitting in train already
this is fucking disgusting this is fucking this is
sitting in train
What is this? What is this? What is this?
Is that shit a snake trend?
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare!
Where'd you go?
I'm up on the hills.
Let me towards the spawn over here just in case you can.
I threw a brick in your face.
Whatcha gonna do with it?
Whatcha gonna do with it?
I threw a brick in your face.
Whatcha gonna do with it?
Buddy, you say that you're gonna play inside training.
Man, I'm going to top.
It's probably training.
And the most obvious spot in the, it literally says to do reserve release.
Well, I fucked up my, uh, my jump.
Good work.
Spot's not obvious.
this body and obvious well I wasn't I was gonna go around like inside but you
have to go from the top to get there
nice shots maybe I should use a suppressor no fuck suppressors look
I think it's two guys. I think it's two guys. He said he said we're loading. I'm running. I think it's two guys
I do not like that good. I
Got a punch like fucking crazy, dude. It's two guys though
Also, I think so
I'm not even that thing anymore. I do not like it
It's okay, Tony.
It's okay, I'll get your goodies.
I don't know if they went up or not.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's two.
Isn't just one.
I'm pretty sure it's two.
I think they went inside.
That gear is cursed.
I think one might have ran towards there and there's another one close.
I don't know.
I love my dear goodies.
It's okay.
It can't be great every day, Tommy.
Greatness must fall once a year.
It's today's that day.
Rome wasn't built over like that.
I'm just, I don't know.
Today's not the day.
I don't know.
You want to do it?
Did you die right here?
I tried using the drone, the other day I was immediately slid down by its term of
I'm not going to beat you around.
Uh, right.
They're going to roll the under.
I don't know if I get it.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
bag, aim punch, desync, cheats, cat on my keyboard, you know, the usual, the usual,
back on
There am I yeah, son got in my eyes, you know, you know, I see those guys didn't want to smoke
I understand
they didn't want to smoke
yeah I don't know that gun though
I did not like that fucking thing
well these guys are already a lot with this scope
maybe but I don't know if it makes that much of a difference
it does
maybe
I was using it, I was frying it
I don't like it last, last way but I love it.
Boy, I think it's better not to do these sway changes.
That's what I'm doing.
Holy fuck it should break though.
Goddamn.
I
Guess are
Well to be fair to be fair. We are getting giga ass spawns as well. They should have unreal
Anywhere we go. Yeah, but I'm also I mean that one was my bad, but I'm also just I'm lucky as fuck today
I'm a good spot. That's not a few. Well, we are getting
doodoo spots perpetually perpetually. I don't know why every
spot we get is like the worst one on each map.
I'm trying. I've played too many video games in the last two
weeks while you react to fracas i played too many video games the last two weeks it's hard to be locked
are you flipping kidding me right now that's the guy he's giga sweat
he's just like i'm a good job fella
I mean, is he not near kills?
You just saw him in that door?
Hi.
I'm brief, thank you.
Did you kill a guy?
Nope.
All you are so washed it's insane.
two
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
He just tinked three headshots actually three headshots
but that's crazy that's actually crazy ramp that is actually crazy ramp that's crazy
bro
659 hours playing like that it's got a 1300
right arm forearm 30 account
actually crazy
actually insane dude 30
I
I did just be
Are we going back there yeah, I'm down is a different gun for sure
and
this guy
I
Just the fucking how it's all good Tony
Shit on matter. Just gonna use good ammo and different gun
Yeah, I'm not going to use that gun for a bit.
That kind of made me sad.
It's not good to need to bring Halibax with it.
Yeah, that one made me sad.
Any minimum of four bags of that, sure.
Thanks for all right.
if it's so sad
i'm ready
reason i started 3M
fuck it
i need light
shit, i don't kill them
need ten more
SSAPs SSAPs
SSAPs SSAPs
SSAPs
I'm ready.
Oh
You was in the house oh
Paniers on pizza
Yeah, I wasn't fucking gross. Oh
Oh
just cosmetic the shirt it's the it's on the battle pass it's a black division shirt
there's two black division uh like upper bodies this is the first one you get
like home front i played the first one i think i didn't really like it
Okay, now this is more like it like this one like it. That's one shit during the cafe
Yeah, but I had a fucking white bitch. I'm gonna
Kill more. Thank you so much better than goddamn. Thank you for the bad gifted. Thanks kill more
of
the
of
the
of
the
death of
the
Yeah, I think, I think people are kind of getting a little more gear now, I mean, it's
not really on like, not bust them, obviously.
But like on streets and shit, yeah, that's part of it, I don't know about this map.
I don't know about this map.
There's a line in here if you want it.
You good?
line
good
was a U.S. U.S.
I love that DK.
Come on, let's fix my arm.
He yanked.
He ate a bunch of markers in his backpack.
Alright, I got this shit out there.
I'm gonna wash this shit.
I'm gonna wait for the Z's.
I think this map is just not gonna be like super packed of players.
Oh last few times I've been here and there's a lot of bunker PGP.
I mean you'll probably see somebody down there but I think just the way the unlocks and stuff
like the map's not gonna be that crazy.
I don't think there's even a lot of quests to do here.
We weren't on it for very long.
You kind of right.
I've noticed a lot of people are also around cable things.
So my cable things, um,
I,
what do we did find like night or like bone?
That's how it always is.
How's a mask?
I don't know. I'm gonna paint them. Paint them.
Hopefully I've never seen that mask before.
It's one of the arenas.
The arenas masks.
It's one of the arenas masks.
One of the arenas masks.
One of the arenas masks.
One of the arenas masks.
We could go back to streets.
I'll be down.
I thought I'd go back to streets.
Look at more action there.
Right now it's like him.
I think it's just I think the way they did the quests some maps are just not really gonna have a lot of players on
Like lighthouse for example is knocking out a lot of people. I'm kind of thinking
All right, I'm kind of thinking
A lot of the mess we're gonna be playing are the ones with bbd's on yeah, probably that's a guy up there. That's who
There's a guy up there. We're sitting
Where's it? Yeah. All the way up the dome. Oh, hold on. Am I getting angle? No, it's going down.
It's going down? Come with me.
He's dead. Is he in green? No, he, I don't know. He was at the dome. Right at the dome.
I don't hear anything, you're back back.
I didn't see those guys back back but there's a white helmet there, just go.
Here's the antlers.
I don't know if we got antlers.
I couldn't tell you about that.
Well I have an SR3 and I was going to try to kill him.
I just heard it.
Yeah, but I just, I had the shot.
I'll find out a second.
I'm gonna shoot him, I'll let the dome.
or maybe he had a...
Oh, I'm getting shot at.
Oh, how am I still getting shot at up here?
Okay, well, I'm extra.
Clearly, but...
Somebody shooting me from like down low.
And I'm bleeding.
And I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding.
the guy on the DMR would post it up somewhere.
I don't know how I don't know how he was still hitting me.
I ran like all the way back and I still get hit.
We just locked in.
You might be out in the field.
So I'm not sure.
I mean, you're not.
You're not game is.
I see you bleeding.
Thanks, Jeepers.
Well, let's go.
Screeds.
Fuck it.
There's no sound like a good idea.
And then I got here and I was like,
it's those grits
Wingstop fast food
I feel like Wingstop is
I don't know, that's the last time I had Wingstop it wasn't even fucking good
it wasn't even good
Bubble Wildlings sucks too.
Bubble Wildlings is terrible.
Not good at all.
I'm a keys.
Remember your keys.
Carbine container, NVD, finance aspect.
I'm missing something.
missing like 10 armory
all those keys other started wrong there we go
there we go
hold on a tights got him on me I forgot so they got the hole
back out back out back out
oh my fucking god don't bug us
Oh my fucking god, oh my, okay we're good.
The oil has been secured.
Donnie, let's kill some BBDs and some fellas.
I was like, I look cool right now.
How's the grind?
It's good.
Today's the last day of drops.
The very last day.
The very, very last day.
About time, honestly, I want to go to sleep.
Then tomorrow at 9am, yep.
Yep.
Trying to war dogs, yeah, war dogs looks great.
War dogs looks very good, in my opinion.
I like it. Me likey. Me likey.
I won't play that shit.
That was a quick cue.
Yeah, these are all the players that they're like
I mean there's a lot of streets quest remember they were like pretty early
Probably don't hella quest here was black division
The only reason to play these
Like it's fast now they optimize them a while and they optimize them and they
What should we call it?
There's a lot of people playing
Oh my god that car almost got pissed on
I give that car a goddamn new engine
Give us scab a new hairline push that shit back push that shit back
like boasters in J. I'm going to kiddie room.
You've got to know anything about room since you bought it.
Yeah, I found a coffee and a gold cock ring.
Egor!
Bro, he's got the moves, bro.
I thought you were good.
I had him twice.
And then he like hit that crouch to stop crouch.
Hit that.
Yeah, hit that.
Stop crouch.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But yeah, I mean, this room is good.
I didn't buy the key.
I found the key earlier.
But I had it.
It's cute.
It's good.
Good.
There's a bunch of gold spawns on the bed and.
say what is
I've had it once
say overrated right overrated
for fast food it was decent
but fast food sucks in general
fast food in the sense
is building getting cabinets
pressing F I don't know why but here I am
fast food is just not good like
there's no good fast food burger
There's not. There's there's not. No. Anything that's actually fast food is not good. You
can I can make a 50 times better burger with shit that you buy at the grocery store. What
burger is dog shit what a burger is dog shit no no no no it's all I mean it
depends what you consider fast food like a shake shack fast food cuz I'm not
considering that fast food actually we're like five guys is not fast food in
my definition in and out is not a good burger but if I was they'd give you for
the price is fine but it's not a good burger hell no it's not and their fries
suck ass their fries suck ass you get chick-fil-a chick-fil-a honestly when I
recently I don't like it I feel like either I might taste changed or they
fell off like I don't think it's as good as it used to be but they might have
fallen off for sure I don't know it's not as good it's it's I'm just swear it's
not as good as it used to be I think isn't it been under new ownership like
the guy's sons or whatever. I have no idea. I don't know the Chick-fil-A Lord. I think
they're like original owner like like stopped doing it and he gave it to the sons or something.
I will say their Chick-fil-A sauce. I don't think Chick-fil-A sauce is that great.
I never like it's good. It's good. But I don't like love it. I don't think it's like
like anything incredible. It's not bad by the means, but I don't think it's like, oh
my god, their sauce is like scooching, they saw so good, so good. Crocodile for months
and there are people shooting by corner store. Thanks, Crocodile. Like the near Luxo, where
you're all the way over there yeah how the fuck did you go there but you've ran
across the street kind of I'm like a bonzier I don't know he might be up I
didn't really run to I went around to a safe spot don't find out all burgers
Reminds us it's wagyu no wagyu burgers don't make any sense. It's a waste of wagyu and
There's a time and a place for a fast-food burger, but if you're gonna say it's a good burger. That's fucking crazy
I've had culvers like twice that shit is so it's all ass
Like yes, sometimes you got to eat it, but I'm not like craving fast food. Hell no
I'd rather like an actual good burger
I have culvers
you should I were you I'm not around to Lexus maybe actually not I think there
are people in check I'm a aspect side I was
outside you're dead chicken is the most
it's just chicken with the one outside Lexus if you disagree you might be 20
you only get new I died because he showed my body like a billion times
guess what I got one tapped in the face is at the store but there's dead scabs
there wait where did you die backside aspect just trying to open the door did
you open it no
I
Can't fucking see you there
That's what the bullets came from
No, you might be on my body
Okay for fast food. Yeah, isn't it good burger would I ever tell someone hey you want to get a nice cheeseburger or culvers fuck?
No
Absolutely not
Wait, where are you? There I am. Where? Right below you, too, right? Oh, there I am
I know you're that close
Yeah, I was I don't understand how he even had a shot
I don't know where the fuck he is
See didn't know that you died
I can't see in there is the problem. Yeah, I don't understand either. I don't understand how you got me to why things like one way down like
I couldn't see shit.
I don't know if it's the same guy though.
Okay, no pockets, no bags, sorry.
I'm just getting the fuck over the body.
Ah, you're chillin'.
Aw, man!
Fuckin' him one time, man.
one time.
Crash Slider house.
I think house is probably safer because these guys are all fighting towards crash.
I think I could sneak out this way.
Frank is a bitch.
Probably. I think they're fighting back in there.
Oh, there's like broken glass.
So there's like some of its glass and some of it's not.
of the
of the
of the
Oh, holy moly.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm so fat I'm so fat
I hear a guy.
Walk it out.
the
Oh, there's a Dutch thing here.
A bad feeling about this.
There's more Dutch here.
Oh, I got your stuff.
Good work.
You were so sneaky.
So sneaky.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, he's got one tapped.
I know we're all tonight is getting gale and dents.
Can't fight back, but I don't know what that's.
Thorex throat.
39 raids.
Eight kills.
We got to play a rottington.
Thorex throat.
I'll play rattington.
Everybody's rattington.
Yeah, it's whatever. It's whatever, dude.
You got everything besides the big big, he said.
The pockets.
The pockets.
I can't really mention the pockets anyways.
I made zero money last year.
Yeah.
I'll be alone.
I am ready.
Give me a nade.
Give me a nade on.
e
our
on
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
I'm not sure.
It looks like he's out of fuck was that one show or movie with Harley Quinn and the other
people superhero guys.
I forgot the name of it.
Whatever the hell that show was Suicide Squad.
Yeah.
one
I'm a walk around of press F. I'm a walk around of press F.
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Well, I'm gonna press F.
And then when I hear these other idiots running around,
I'm gonna shoot them in the face.
Hold on, Tony.
Come here.
Well, I'm gonna press F.
I had to pan down.
And I got the tattoos.
I don't have them.
I think that's prestige five or six.
You got the tattoos.
I got the bloody ginger.
Oh, pets.
I'm at a corner store, pressing F.
You went in there already?
What?
Holy shit, you really are pressing F.
I'm pressing F, dude.
I'm just sad that I'm gonna walk around and press F.
Okay.
And when I hear people run around, I'm gonna pop out of a window and fucking kill them.
Dude, it's gonna be great.
It's gonna be awesome.
Are we defeated by Targa right now? Is that what's happening?
Are we defeated?
How is Elna?
I'm not defeated yet.
I hear no bells.
I don't think I've seen anyone cheating today to be honest.
mmm
I kind of want to go to maybe even the amour
I'm fine, it's probably
coming into I know it's a good song, man. It's a good song.
Oh, you hear that?
I'm just scavenging to near and back.
I worry about it.
I have a lot of shots.
Is that you?
For financial, yeah, my financial.
You're out of it?
I have a lot of shots where he's like, yeah, I'm here.
A lot of fellas that, um, funny doors like, hoax, I don't want these keys.
That's laxos, I think, the nades.
Yeah, like all over there.
I'm down in the road, like, over there.
Just going to bank or something.
That's going to spend?
Just walking out over there, don't you?
Just walking out.
Don't hit these keys.
Don't hit these keys.
All right, you get rich as fuck, my god.
You get rich as fuck.
You get rich everywhere.
Yeah, duffel bag, boom, 200K.
Relay, bam.
I
and a burb. And two burbs. A front relay somewhere. Duffel bags and little tech crates. Tool boxes.
So you get them. They're not that common. They're not that rare, but they're not that common as well.
I'm sure I'm supposed to give him a car. I think 0.25 the first time you take it and
then it goes down each time you take it afterwards.
Kind of like towards Mr. William at the cafe over here.
The Dino?
That's the Dino.
That's the Dino.
That's the Dino.
I
Apple Jacks hashbrowns
Apple Jax who the fuck eats Apple Jax
Actually, I don't know if I've ever had it
See the modern
yep yep yep they're running by me they went in the um yeah I'm creeping out I
see you they're running towards no the run towards factory see if I get behind
to be killed
Applejack's for
Yeah, you want just towards factory. I don't know exactly I
When I said I was gonna walk around and press F and then shoot people that walk by from a window
It's fucking great. I love this shit. I
Love this shit
members I remember I don't see him I think he's it's me running yeah he's
just like the wall over there defense
okay right in front of the blue fence the little gap
Oh god, daddy painted the wall
And the rental left yes, oh
No arm stem. I'm always gonna peek it
Oh, the name.
Yeah.
Oh, good boy.
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Adam.
They came from, um,
MVD.
These guys' names were fucking crazy.
They were insane. His names were locked in.
Look, I had some
Not eGridades.
Those are some good death sounds. I don't know what you're on about. Those are 10 out of 10 death comms.
Let's see if they hit MVD.
They don't have...
Oh, he's got bullshit on him.
I wonder what they have when we do.
Minus, minus, minus.
Don't be scared.
Don't just be scabbing the alley.
Don't be scared.
I just heard walking, I didn't know.
You don't know.
It could be a guy like me walking it out.
Christ!
I got the russiki, russiki, russiki,
russiki, russiki, russiki, russiki,
russiki, russiki, russiki,
But I'm gonna keep on the keyboard keyboard keyboard keyboard keyboard keyboard keyboard keyboard key
Vegas
I got the bloody key gonna make me some fucking heroes. What do you say? I got the bloody key
What the fuck where is this fucker? You're right side right side. What's that?
He's like Zooming
I fuck that guy up
You're a bloody key and he came here.
Where is he?
Wait, how is he pre-firing me?
How does he know that I'm here?
What?
I guess I shot at him, but like, why did he, what?
He just fell, sprinted, and then just stopped in the door and started trying to pre-firing me.
No, I mean I don't know if that guy is real like I actually don't think that guy's real I
I I don't think he's real to be honest
No, I'm like so he was shooting at me like it's kind of seem like it was through like through the look of where you're shooting
They look like he was shooting like at my chest like throw all this bullshit and then he ran up and tried to prefire
Like we're just full sprints up the stairs
Comes up here. It just starts like pre-firing around the corner like I
Mean maybe
Yeah pissed on
Fuck that guy
This guy just comes w-king like it's a little odd
I think he saw the fucking key on his this fucking shit and he just came and he just came in like horny as fuck
Timmy turned up
That's a key sniffer, that's a key sniffer.
Yeah, I'm a fucking...
Ooh, ooh.
Key sniffer.
Play that guy like a puppet.
So hot, like he was even looking up where I was in the building too, like that's a
weird spot to even be to begin with.
of BT.
Like what I mean is you mean like he was moving way faster than I thought.
Really?
Yeah.
He was like strafing left and right with no inertia and then ran away.
This is one of those rare times where we say someone's sus and chat also widely increases.
Everyone's like, yeah, that guy's weird.
I suck at this game and I'm washing them onks down to something about to be 32 and I'm balding
and fucking withering withering away and my PC.
Oh, you're still hot and sexy.
That's the one thing they don't have.
True.
Once in the chat, Tony's hot and sexy.
check out if I'm sexy. No you can't do that they're already fired up for me.
Now, we'll have to get two Wi-Fi cameras right?
Oh, Lee.
This is the rusty key. Nothing but it's super rare and ended for a quest that it could have mega keys behind it.
Good out of hell of keys, isn't it?
I'll see who's going to say Timmy Tert.
So we're doing this.
I'm down.
Two Wi-Fi cameras.
I'm down.
I guess actually the real guy is 4200 hours is it God doesn't look weird wait are these
not a seasonal achievements as you have prestige on a seasonal achievements I think I have
that too. Oh, really? It can show there? I thought, wait, how?
Does it just give it to you? Is that just it just shares a
guy? I didn't I don't know how that worked. I figured you
couldn't have it on your seasonal because you're
okay, we all collectively agreed that guy was cheating. So
even if he wasn't, he's still cheating. Okay, fair, fair.
This is a democracy.
As democracy, we already we've already decided that guy's
cheating. So he's cheating.
of
I
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Boopy fart
I think RBK is sir the rusty blooded key about to hit that thing or maybe die going there
It could be either war, tough to say, tough to say, tough to say, tough to blade, how's
the
the
the
the
I only talk about cheeseburgers.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Congrats to me.
Fuck yeah, man.
Fuck yeah.
This is an Omega Chut today, dude.
Whoa.
Lemon poppy seed cake.
I would love a lemon pound cake.
Well, that's the same thing,
but they put the poppy seeds in it, you know.
Malicious.
I want to become after a man.
Well, you could do Robert Downey, junior method.
Get like a nice perm.
Grow out your hair.
Smack a bitch on stage.
Get hella high.
And then let the police raise your house
and let them steal your cake.
I kind of like this plan.
It's a good plan.
That's a fucking good plan actually.
Oh my god, it's a mess, go go go, go go, go, go, go, where are we, where are we?
What the fuck am I?
Kitty.
Oh my, dude I'm in the toilet so I'm just teleporting.
What the fuck?
I know.
See that's not saying like, can't even tell half the time when shit is sus because
you could just fucking teleport.
I know, I know.
It's redonkilis.
I've no idea you would see the craziest shit is just Tarkov being Tarkov
But you are dude you are like skipping through the doorways and she was insane
fault god damn it ball ball so loud they're gonna know where we are it doesn't matter
just open the door that's all that matters the cameras here we are the first head of
the bloody key or me because it's an iron gate key. Oh, don't you? That's bad.
Bitcoin construction key. Diary.
Dear register key house key. Not really.
I don't know why it's lagging.
Fossilbot, come on dude.
Come on, get with the program Fossilbot, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Why'd they nerf the shit out of this room?
I mean, they're locking up by this door.
And we done.
You got you actually got to help mark your key, though.
Al was fucking Mark.
key. That's like one of the worst keys in the fucking game.
Cryptic, thank you for the primer.
14 seconds to place my camera.
I'm going towards the kiddie room okay I wish it's like some shit like this is more
utilized in the game.
and some of my post, some of my post, so I'm spending a child my bad.
I'm a kiddie room.
I'm a kiddie room.
Yeah, they're just not really worth anything.
I don't even know where to find the kiddie room.
those keys, like they're actually not really worth anything.
What's your phone up?
Phone up cuz
What's that cuz?
Phone up cuz
Are some 160 gay bedroom marquee?
Is it really?
I'm gonna do a shorty today.
What?
I'm gonna do a shorty today.
Hell.
I'm shot the arches, bonus.
And he's just two guys.
I just started a headshot.
That guy just vaulted over an invisible wall and eight SSAPs.
Was he okay?
I'm fine, but that's crazy.
What up Tony?
Scott was vaulting over literally nothing one went towards
one's at the arch and the other guys at the building were just in
the fuck did I just watch?
Did the kitty room?
No, he's going up like the
movie game
definitely geared
I don't know, desync or some shit?
Where'd you die from?
Like literally ran from you to like that clean little thing?
I don't have to call it. Kind of like some dumpster to your left.
I don't have to call it.
It's in front of that building in front of you.
cheats Tony. Well, I don't know they're cheating but they're definitely sniping. He's a streamer.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
I'm
security key. Not worth a shit. How much is this worth?
Why can't I look this up?
Keep slaying my man.
Thanks dude.
Where am I putting all these bitcoins that should be putting them in I put that other one
Good, good, good, good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I am broken.
Okay.
Did I swear every single time I used SR3M, it's just cursed, dude.
I just died of a fucking prick.
No, I even did this.
I never get to shoot back.
I was dead.
I was fucking dead.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But it wants to go to the world.
So I think that type 20 doesn't have to fire it as well.
You think so? I mean, maybe.
I mean, I don't think it has enough fire rate.
Yeah, it's a little slow. I mean, I can it's I think it's far too slow, to be honest.
I think a lot of these fights, it's just fire rate is king.
Like I think early on that gun's good because recoil and everything.
But I think I'm losing a lot of fights just due to fire rate.
Well, you don't get another bloody key.
Oh, I don't know. You know, don't get it anymore.
Damn that sucks fucked up. It's fucked up. It's fucked up
Sit and now that's actually what I was thinking about using I think I I'd have one in here
maybe not let's go back to customs
And let's cover our screens.
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I wish I could get that better out over the QBZ.
I would love using it so much more.
I'm using an NL.
nice ski thanks for 16 months and ski
what a day well how much we could
Yeah, I don't think it's very good though. Cover my shirt.
Cover my shirt.
I
Yeah, it looks like cool. I'm using it. Yeah, I'm a Silla. Thank you for five months
How'd you get the hot rod holiday Nick it was from the paid drops until now over
Now over fucking years together. Thanks for everything Tony. That's my shit broken a twitch dashboard is cooked
it be clapping. Let me tell you.
What's the clip, knew it was you the whole time, when actually, like always, wait, was
he actually?
Oh, that's the right clip.
I don't see no it's me this doesn't say anything here's a troll on me
oh oh yeah he knows yeah he knows okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he knows yeah
yep yep okay yep yep uh-huh but what do you think of the prime next to the
any of the gifted sub yep yep
whatever I don't give a fuck
I'll sleep but I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck.
EH.
Laughter.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
ouncer.
Oh.
I
Was the wrong map
We're talking about the perfect map. I want is the one I want
The wrong map is the perfect map. This is the best map
360 just drop it's not the first fucking time something I ever said
It's not not even the first time. We don't even know it's not a big deal. I don't give a single fuck
You're not damn it
I
Be running by
Mods coming to defend them. Yeah, I know this mob is where you talk. Yeah. I mean
I don't even know maybe it wasn't like watching stream
But somebody in his chat was definitely in his ear chirping that it was us like
Also, like I said, I don't give a fuck it's not a big deal
It's not it's not the first time something's gonna happen. I've literally don't care
They do it
That's you. That's you
He yumping jumping
Trio we did trio. What's it called?
Cafe the guy you can't wait I killed someone on his team
I think you might be in the cafe.
I think he's down there buddy.
He's just like holding inside.
I shall check out the-
I don't know, kill somebody.
I guess I'll get fucked.
You could be undone.
He's close to you, no?
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
He was right there. No, that's the guy that used to shot in the ass that's dead.
Yeah, that ought to say he's a fool.
That's that's for his dumb fucking ass of steel that guy's the code.
Shot him in the cheeks.
I was looking for him and I couldn't find him.
There's nothing more left than that.
I'm on my bathroom.
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
It is a good day.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I mean, I don't know, seven, 10 hours is fine just oh, yeah, zero account.
That's chill.
That's normal.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be able to
do that.
Does your account when I'm
literally on the guy's entire body, whatever, man.
.
.
.
I
Do this here right at last the servers are just fucking cook today like what the fuck yeah, dude
I literally just shot this guy a billion times. I had zero hiccups
Right
I miss read the audio
I was with the audio I thought he's further left of the diner and he was like up by the fucking stairs
fuck streets fuck that place I'm grabbing a fucking sniper rifle and I am
camping that's what I'm doing I'm grabbing a mark 18 and I'm sitting in a
Fucking window somewhere in the grass in a bush
That's it. That's my plan. I don't fucking know. That's what I'm doing. I
Know oh, I know oh, I know what you're gonna. I know I know I know
I know what the fuck I'm doing
I was what a marketing
When the suppressor on it I
I wish I wish I could explain to you what happened, but I can't I didn't say
You know you want to know like I don't know you don't want to know it's just disgusting
It's disgusting. That's what it was. It's just fine. I hope to go next
I'm a big fucking thing
My big fucking thing.
My big ass fucking thing.
and
I'm
I'm
I'm
I
Grabbing a sniper rifle I have a big gun
I've got a sniper. I ain't doing shit. No, I'm fucking sitting
I'm straight sitting
Just watch. Just watch.
Well, I'm watching. All right.
It's only chemical.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
mind control. Thank you for 51 months. Thank you.
You have sniper?
Okay, thank you for the prime
Do you have sniper?
No, I want to chillax with you. I'm a chillax. Don't worry. You said no
Do you have snaggle? No, I'm a chillax with you
I'll be your spot. You'll be my spotter
Fuck
I know, I know, that's what we goddamn need in this bitch,
because I don't know what's going on.
Cap cavities are under 40 meters out on the left.
Iron balls, thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you very, very much.
They make it through a practice run.
And like WTF am I going to do with PVP
if it's doing this to you?
Thank you, Iron balls.
I was closer to you, guy.
Holy muller!
I've died so much today. Holy shit
There is not my fucking day
But I have a big sniper that's probably not gonna want to have people but it's not gonna matter cuz I'm gonna send a bush
And not move
Don't care
Oh, we're in this map.
Oh, I kind of like this choice.
Yeah.
Good choice.
It is.
That's on the lock.
I'm going up here.
Um, let's see.
That's on the lock
Like a lot here
There's comfy vibes, dude
I'm stuck on the fucking thing Jesus Christ man I'm stuck I'm gonna play this game
no I was just stuck it would you know when you're like up against something it
doesn't let you jump and then it like launches you forward
fucking woods game can't go streets can't do anything dude we're just fucking dead
I don't know what it is.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Oh my god.
Oh fuck!
Wait, did you die?
No, but I just broke my chair.
dude I just fucking teleported back up a rocket almost died I just I fucking
teleported almost died I was killed myself
Oh
I didn't see it, but I know what happened to me. Oh my fucking god
Where'd you fall
Okay, well my Alan wrench fell out. How do I get over this rock?
How the fuck do I get over this rock? Oh, I don't know if you can
Well, I got it
How'd you get up here?
We both almost fucking died.
Well, I fucking teleported.
I was like sliding down it, and then it took me back up,
and then I fell all the way, and it almost killed me.
All right, Tony.
Keep eyes open.
Keep eyes open.
This guy is like close
Yeah, we're blue
Quickly blow
Well, I mean I had the different guy Mosin guy. Yeah, Mosin guy
perfectly under us I
See I see him. I see him. I see him. I'm picking a pig on my pig on my pink
I think there's someone else shooting too.
Over here, over here, over here.
Yeah, I hear that.
Look this way, look this way.
Oh, no, that's an 8-hour.
I play MCX too, but I play...
I
Looking too far
No, no, they're deep they're deeper they gotta be like right for me. No right for me
There are go goddamn battle
Give it up there the plane.
Where's this fucking guy?
I don't know.
Where'd he go?
Oh, damn, fuck.
That's huge.
That one?
I just fucking standing here, bro. What the fuck?
Where's the M6 guy?
This is the 8R guy, son of a- Oh my god the lag, what the fuck?
There's an MCX miss on there, I don't know.
He's gotta be at Spine, no?
Arggghhh
I have no fucking clue.
Oh, there's a-
Hey, hey, get up this bitch.
What? Is he dead?
Maybe the 8R got one?
Seems like it.
It doesn't make a fucking be anywhere.
I'll see his body though.
I don't see his body dude.
No, I don't see a shit.
See how a lot of blood where I killed this guy.
Oh.
I don't know, I used to go to Toads like Sawmill or something.
The big dick bell.
Holy shit.
It's kind of big dick in that shit down over there
It's about a camp
I'm going back up on the rocks, I'm sick guys, me I'm dead, well apparently M6 guy's
here and he's dead. I have no idea. I'm not even gonna question it. I'm just not gonna
a question what is going on today fucking fever tree
I said I'm just along for the ride today it's a lot more than honest the
ride my head my dad's short today
that was me
Sniper man
what the fuck oh
oh this guy
where'd he go
found my own problem
where he
oh my god
don't fall
where he
where he
I can't
Oh
Grab me
I
Don't feel like carrying your shit other way like I look really fucking cool
my head
Look at a pussy. Okay, if I jump off for the bunker you will die
No
You'll die
I mean there is only one way to test it this was a permanent way, okay, hold on
I'm not grabbing your shit if you dip off.
That's fine.
I'm not grabbing it.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you dude, I have a feeling it's going to work.
Because I watched your ass rubber band eight times.
We had to do it for science.
Remember what Bill Nye said?
Bill Nye wasn't even a fucking scientist.
What are you doing?
I thought I'm by did you actually didn't fucking three six you get the 360 reverse d-sync rubber bands off of the Rafiki rock on woods
That's fucking crazy
They don't happen I do it
You felt you felt so fucking far and you're a god you thought it too
Holy shit, that was crazy.
That was fucking cool, dude.
Worth it.
So, this game is broken, from what we're seeing.
Yes, it is.
One thing is broken, yeah.
It's okay.
I no longer believe anything I see in this game.
Where'd I kill this guy down here?
Ah, back this way.
That's not thinking.
Everything you see is an illusion in Tarkov.
An illusion.
Ooh, oh wait.
Ooh.
I heard that one, it looks like a good point of view.
fucking cool so it's like yeah that looks like it's
I got over it.
Where'd you go?
I'm not sure exactly to be honest I don't know I do not know I can't just
Guard of the March!
That was close.
I'm having fun. I'm just existing today.
I'm just existing today.
My eyeballs aren't even working. I don't know what's going on anymore.
Jumping in the voice of server's lives is best thing I never see. Thank you streamer. You're welcome. You're welcome. Thank you, sir
What the fuck is this guy I just see them I see them jumpy
Right in front of us right in front of us. See messy. We're there. Oh
Go go see a couple of glimpse
I
Can try to break his legs
I've already I have so much
Oh, well, come on! I was on his ass!
Yeah, but I fucking smacked him with the ice pick!
I smacked him with the ice pick! I had him!
I had him!
I blindsided him!
Dude, I think you ate a fucking pistol headshot. I saw it bounce off your head.
He fucked me up. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was on him, dude. I was on him. I had him in my clutches. He couldn't have run me.
I was the lion and he was the zebra
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
And you were the poacher who blew his fucking head off
Yeah, I think I hit his Storax and like fucked his Storax up and then you blacked out his
like he died it just like that all my war is gone from the hill you took the
dishonorable way out of combat practice took the dishonorable way out I'm sorry
I'm sorry I actually did not mean to kill him I know I know I think I hit him I
hit him thorax and that he was just like dude basically dead already I could
only imagine what that guy was screaming that guy was definitely screaming
and then uh dude i watched you run it and head first and he's unloading a five seven you
you're fucking bouncing shots off like a rhinoceros and then i'm running up from the side
and he fucking turns and I smack him with ice
back
fuck bro
dude he was shooting himself
that was sick
oh he scabs
I got you dude
I want to see that guy's point of view it's probably insane
probably insane dude you were he was just five seven years of fucking tanking
shots
honestly bro I say we grab a KS
I'm just my plane though
I can't take this game serious at all right now. So we're going to factory with shotguns is that fine
Yeah, I don't have that much KS ammo
to your bar to kiss
I have to survive this I think
I think. Listen, I'm at the point like this is the end of the drops Tony. Like I we we
sweated it out long enough. And I'm saying we were die or you're dying all day. I'm
now I'm starting to die all day. Yeah, it's time to get it's time to get Swift.
come get Shwipty yeah oh oh that's gonna zoom in oh I got this honey
Shwipty what are you doing what are you doing that's my duck
I'm gonna get shwifty. Yeah. Shwifty. I don't have a lot now. That's the only issue.
No, I mean, but I don't know. Yeah, you say that. I'm gonna get shwifty. Take a shit on the floor and get shwifty.
Wait, so we're doing this foggy bro. What else is it? Yeah, we can snipe we can go with it
but then let's just have some fun.
Go big dick Billy.
Loving the streams Tony.
Papa Jay, they give it three months bro.
Hane the bull.
They give it a gifted sub.
Thank you.
I'm not at home.
we're really doing this what's wrong with it nothing nothing nothing
this is an expensive shotgun let me tell you let's turn your care right there
I'm fucking worth there's a fucking expensive shotgun oh I do have some
as best as.
I'm happy to run around.
Okay.
Well, all right.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
I have impact grenades.
Yeah, this is perfect.
I'm kidding.
We have gas grenades, I have gas grenades!
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I have three gas grenades.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I don't know.
Get a gas mask, get a gas mask.
Oh my god.
What? What?
I
Haven't even found that other gas masks bill wait really yeah, I still haven't found that I mean we haven't really been farming them
I
You want baby
I
All right
I lock it
I
Yeah, that's an age well
Hello the name of the right
That wasn't a guy
I can't shit
I didn't know you flashbang them.
He's in glass slide.
We're down outside!
I shut the door.
Oh my god dude this guy's going to quit the fucking game.
my god this guy's gonna quit the fucking game
hahahaha
and jump
hahahaha
you like that?
read it
come out you coward
come
not for me
how's it not dead
he's gonna fuck you soon right?
Oh
It's really that counts for mine too, right?
Well, I guess quitting the game
Close close red gate
To close to maybe
You just gotta blast them in the legs.
They're right here?
Yo, never touch this.
You'll never touch this.
You'll never get this.
You'll never get this.
You'll never get this.
They're running, you scared them.
All that movement, all for what?
Oh where he dropped an eight and goes teammate made me
He's dead.
I hate that job.
I hate that job.
Yeah, well, it was Sigma, bro.
It was Sigma.
PPSH.
His name is Yes, you got round here.
They both have PPSH.
Wait a minute, this is like MCX with that crazy stuff.
Oh, shit.
Mark Astrow here.
Great.
I got some kind of quest on for that. I don't know what it was.
That's a good one.
I got this one. Are you ready?
You have an impact, really. You have to deal with an impact.
No, damn it, the impact. Smack him in the face.
What did you do to straight line and hit him directly in the face with it?
Oh, tell me what the hell.
I'd blow him up with it.
I'm going to beat his ass!
Alright, have someone?
Under?
Coming out?
That's where you're staying?
No, that's a player, that's a player, that's a player, that's a player, that's a player.
He's in the other staircase.
Yep, I think he's first floor.
He's going down, maybe?
He went down.
He's running. Yeah.
I had him. I had him. I had him.
Damn, uh, all above him.
You're going down with all this shit!
Asshole!
Wait a minute, I'm dropping down. I-I-I-I'd decent like three times.
He's running backwards. Wait, are you in the stairs?
Are you in the stairs? Yeah, he's in the other way.
Dumb hole.
He had fucking saved. Yeah, I don't know.
No, he went this way, I think.
We're right. We're right. We're right.
What?
He went up?
No, he's down low. He's down low.
He's flashed. He's flashed. Full flashed.
Full flashed. Full flashed.
Run it to me, Tony. Run it to me.
Coming.
Get in the stairs, please. I'll never find you.
How does he sing?
I don't know.
I got his leg! I got his leg! I hit his heel!
I got him in the calf!
I can't! I can't!
I got you in the calf, son!
Yeah, you can't bring him to the wall.
You can't fucking run from me, brother!
You paste a shit!
Should I kill him?
Dude, he...
Dude, he's tweaking out. He can't see. Should I kill him?
Yeah, kill his ass. What are you talking about?
Tony, beat his ass!
Oh my god.
What the hell is he doing?
Dude, he's almost 48!
He's almost 48!
Oh my god dude, I had him with a nice calf shot with the ice pick.
I got him with a...
He has two AA-12s, what the hell?
Well, you have to see this calf shot I hit him with it was beautiful.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
I think he just ran he just ran out of bullets.
Oh, he killed Tegela.
Yes.
Oh, that's amazing.
Or it's nuts.
You guys are unforgivable trouble.
Iron.
Thank you, bro.
We need to work this ridiculousness.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's the effect on you?
I am 60 and I am 60.
And I'm 60.
Nice work.
Nice fucking work, dude.
Good job. Good job.
We got more. We got fucking more.
We got more flies in the ground.
oh my oh my
you were hesitant you were hesitant
oh my god
two impact grenade kills two
Holy shit, bro
Never seen Tarkov played like that. Oh, we come at work runs. Hold that wait Frank
So we
Trap the guy in a room with Zaza gas and smoke that we made him green out
Yeah, I blow up two men with an impact grenade
Then we broke a guy's leg who was flash banged with an ice pick and then I smacked him in that
Yeah, that was last raid
Yeah
The fucking United Nations is in my stream now trying to shut us down
Yes, they're they don't want they don't want people seeing what they just know no fucking war crimes, bro
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, they're actually kind of expensive.
I'm buying some too, by the way.
He's a pistol 5-7 buggy.
No. That's too powerful.
Well, it's just in case, just in case.
I don't like meta people.
Where am I, Glockington? 18ington?
I don't know where to choose what to have, but I am mentally on another planet, that's
fine we're just going to fuck around
I actually feel so bad I like I kind of do feel bad for the guy that fucking these like new to the game spinning around dying
He does these two big old beans on his screen he's just fucking dying
I'm gonna get 9 mil rep.
This shit's expensive as a motherfucker.
The hell? I know this shit was so expensive.
Okay.
She got green tracers. We could. We could. We could. We could.
No one else can see
As I wish another modern man
I'm hungry
Happy 22 months, brother.
Sinko, thank you, sir.
Thank you, sinko.
Alright.
Oh, we got pretty bad squad.
I think we're going down, I think we're going down.
Oh, I'm down.
Oh, come on.
I heard a bell over us.
Come on.
I'm not gonna take these motherfuckers to the block.
Is there a guy on top of here?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh no. Oh no.
Is he blind?
A schoolboy.
We are told to do the dance.
Oh, do you bleh?
Oh, do you bleh?
So, come and be yeh!
Do a little dance. Do a little dance.
We are told to do the dance.
Do a dance for me. Do a dance for me.
Do a little more dance.
I want to see you dance. Do a little dance.
Do a little dance.
So you're not the dancing. Why are you not the dancing?
Shake a shake a yes for me little green man. Shake a yes
Let me see the booty shake
Not to your head
always working and he's getting down on it okay
very good very good i like your moves i like your moves
you come with us i don't know if you can i focus legs
oh shut up focus legs dude
Hey, take a deal. Take a deal.
There's somebody.
You can do this, gal.
You come with us.
Hey, under?
Under, under, under, under, under. Tango under.
Multiple tangos, I think.
They're going this way.
Over here.
They're going this way.
Maybe. We're ramping.
They might have gone ramp.
I don't know.
Oh!
They're here, they're here, they're here!
It was a blood, though. Grab a blood.
Faggot, I'm gonna take his legs, I'm gonna take his legs, I'm gonna take his legs.
You got there, right, scallions!
You motherfuckers!
You fucking killed my friend!
You piece of shit!
You fucking...
God, shit, kill this guy, kill this guy!
You fucking killed my friend!
He was the devil, you fucking shit, girl!
And I'll fuck you motherfucker!
No! No!
It was the number one fucking ass shaker!
Fuck you!
Fuck it!
Put him in the ass shaker!
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
You're my friend!
I'll kill you!
You murdered him!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
Under the gas!
Under the gas!
Over the fucking gas!
Oh my god dude the gas is all the way back here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
He's gonna die
You kill booty niches and now you're gonna pray the price
Oh
I do I do you done to me you kill bullion issues and now you gotta die to the green gas
I'm going behind him.
I don't think he has any grandma.
Oh, he's still coughing over here.
No, I think he's been in the gas too long. I think he has to die.
He's blind. He's blind.
He's getting trolled, bro.
He's trying to go to lab.
I think he's loading mags.
You're going to kill my ass.
I'm killing friends.
You killed innocent man!
You can't kill me.
You can't kill innocent man!
You can't kill me.
You can't kill me.
You can't kill innocent man!
You can't kill this.
You can't kill innocent man.
I can't help cutting drugs or you won't!
Looks like I can't kill you.
Looks like we can't after all.
Dude, he must have been on so many stims.
Oh, he had a gas mask, dude!
The hell, yeah!
fucking gas mask on
He was ready for that shit
Holy fuck, oh that was too much dude. That's like it too much. Yeah, whoever that is. I'm sorry, bro
Looks like a fucking haunted house!
Jesus Christ!
I know, I know, I know.
Who's Bootylicious? What's his name?
What's his name?
Beye, B-L-A-I.
Beye, Beye. Oh no. Oh my God, dude.
Somebody called next to Morgan. Jesus Christ.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
Yeah, we made that guy shake his ass to live and then you murdered him fucking murder him
bro. You shot him in cold blood. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God, I can't. I fucking can't.
John, thanks for the problem. He was shaking the best ass and all the dark out and you
You fucking get out of your basic shit!
Dude, oh my god, the animals have a lot of expenses, by the way.
Dude, poor Balai, man.
I got 13 spare rounds.
Dude, he's 780 hours.
Balai?
Five raids, zero kills, zero, dude, he's died.
Wait, he's died every raid?
Besides one.
How many raids does he have?
Five.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Poor boy.
Chat, chat, pour out a drink for Mr.
Belai if you're sipping on it, poor little after the lie.
That poor guy, I don't know where's this.
I just bought I have 13.
There's not that many on the market.
I'm going to 200 K now.
Wait, no, I lied.
I have 28.
No, I have fucking 40 43 there.
Yeah, I spent I spent mills, bro.
I spent mills.
This is why I press at Fragus.
You need some.
No, I just bought that.
This is why I press F.
Well, I mean, I have eyes, guys,
sell when I actually will.
I just have to give me a bear.
Oh, my fucking God.
Yeah, that's too much. That's too much. That's too much.
That's fucking too much.
Invite him with us. We got him killed, dude.
This guy is disease.
He's got him fucking killed. That's right.
Somebody in my home to use your.
I
Scully thinking of the bitties
You know the bet is
It's funny
They're getting flashbang'd and screamed at by two fucking idiots
Who the fuck else is it?
Do you have a guy's screen? I don't have one.
No, I don't have one.
I have three of my stash. I could have brought some.
Everybody's looking for something.
Rise all corrupt sides.
Apache thinking with the subs, guys.
I
Take them out
Should we go under
If you think there's a tango gate three
I thought you stood up.
It's a guy.
Oh my god, dude, dude, he's got a go at me.
He's got a go at me.
I'm going on going airborne.
I'm going airborne.
Yeah, yeah.
Going airborne.
Going airborne, I'm going for the wood.
Come here, boy.
He's lying.
He's lying.
I got you, rapper.
I won't you.
He's a little reaper snapper.
What is that?
He's a reaper snapper.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, no!
You better get me some!
This guy's crazy!
He's crazy!
He's crazy!
He's crazy!
Let me see what you got!
Your guy's over here now!
Where are you going?
Oh, shit.
Oh there, cowboy, slow down.
Slow down.
Explain yourself.
explain what do you hear my factories what do you know you're raising we're
here now put that in your head that's fucking good right now for a bastard
brains it got that good right now I'll be right now in a town of three three
okay oh oh oh fuck oh shit oh yeah you know no you ain't like to leave you
leave when I say you can leave boy no no you leave you leave when I say you can't leave
why you can't get a leave you are leaving these guys
you get back in there
hurrah, hurrah man you are coming this way
your arms are now
those are legal
we're spitting out pills
What's in that bottle?
Oh my god, it's got a heroin too.
What's in there boy?
What's this?
He's got over those.
He's trying to hide the drugs!
I thought that he was, he was hiding them drugs.
He was trying to shove over his hands.
He was swallowing the evidence.
It's...
Bro, how many fucking stims has this guy had?
He's gone for no!
Hey, he's a little, he's a little 40!
Turn their body camera off!
Oh!
Okay, hold on!
Oh, I hear more, I hear more!
I hear more criminals out there!
You gotta be careful!
There's more criminals!
Keep evidence away from this!
I hear more criminals!
They're willing to swallow!
A lot of drugs.
He was trying to smuggle Fentanyl through the border.
Ain't no alien.
We all saw it. We all saw it.
He was boofing Fentanyl.
Fuck that door.
Yeah, fuck that one door.
Fuck that door.
Fuck that door.
Oh man, what do you think they're at, I think they're at the office with the medical supplies
are they trying to get their feet and they're trying to raid the cabinets.
Yes, goes thank you sir.
They gotta stop that
Shall I turn on my siren?
Yeah, sir when we spot. Oh, oh
That's not real
That's when we spot them criminals I'll turn on my sirens light them up
Yeah. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead hammer man. He's got a hammer. They kill one of
them locals to the turf war. I've seen that hammer before me. We locked that guy up years
ago. I walked in the shower once and looked like a goddamn fire hose. Okay, you're not
water on your head fucking demons
It's not a lot
I don't leave here
Maybe they're in that building
Fuck that door too
Oh, oh, I think you found him.
I think you found him.
Oh, here's the fucking mask.
You are under arrest for the boofid of a legal fed now.
You will cook now.
I'm the law.
You will cook now.
Stop resisting!
Stop resisting!
You have been both in illegal fattening down on the factory!
Drop your lamp and drop your head!
I'm gonna search your anal cavity now for illicit materials.
What are you doing?
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
I
Get a ID up his butthole you see that you saw that
Inside his butthole
Oh my god
Oh, give me all you got.
I was going to say that man, I am still a, still a, thank you guys, thank you guys.
Man, damn.
Oh my god.
Dude, I lit him up with the sirens and everything.
In fact, he just goes bright.
I broke his fucking legs with bags.
oh my god you were just blocking him on the stairs
yeah karate chop the back of the knee take out his ACL
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy!
I'm glad I bought a lot of these rounds. Yeah, actually good good work. I forgot how much fun this shit is
It's ridiculous. Oh, I got quit. I got quest I got quest. No, man
Oh, yeah, I got the flashbang kills now. I got cold-blooded
Co-PMC's of the headshots of the tremors
I'm getting my grenade kills to
You're done great idea. Yeah, no the art of the explosion. Oh
Wait
Hold on I have
Hold on for I guess I have I
Think I have two shotguns yell around somewhere. Oh
My god, I have the giga gel rounds. I have one
Shotguns yell around. Oh
Fucking use it use it. I think I have to I have to
percent
I have one shot. Tony, the department has taken a couple complaints about unlawful searches
on your recent factory patrol. Everything is by the book. Everything is by the book
and according to the Constitution that's going on here.
I can't get way I can't get more of the dump you like you can't buy these right like they're just not they're not flea marketable man
Why did they take those up the flea?
Why why did they take them off man, they're so fun, bro
Brought thank you for 74 months
I used to go in a
Labyrinth with the sick shot with them. There's so good
I
Was still in a radar. Yeah. Yeah. Good morning. Well, I do is radar, bro
Shit, it's all I do. Oh my god. All right
Yeah, I remember dude, dude
Fuck they're so good
Yeah, I wish I could use them
Everything about him like you can actually like like cross-map someone with a mate like you get lucky pellet
You just literally just see their leg is swept.
Probably the most fun thing to use in the fucking game,
honestly, the shotgun rounds.
Especially the sixth rounder.
Six rounder shotgun shell.
They put those in the Hunger Games tournament and at the camp.
They put a six rounder GL with shotgun rounds to kill Killa.
Really?
Yeah, and I picked it up a few times.
He actually did he did not die fast with it
All right
Be these
I don't want to lose my long time. I guess the jail enough. Yeah, thanks for fire on this
Christ, that may not be good, Tony.
Go under the street.
Yeah, we go under.
I'm sixty times scary.
Why are you wearing a gas mask?
Good cops.
I don't like that.
We're using gaga
What's the boss that's a bonus in the rafters
Some kind of downboss player player back where we came from back we came from
But this I might I might blow this guy's legs off the other guys
Oh, that's not very nice
I'm blind to the guy behind us again.
What'd you do to him?
Is he dead?
I think he got away.
Why do you call him that?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, by the water, by the water, by the water, by the water.
Pistol, pistol, pistol.
I think I got him. I think I blinded him.
He's got to be old.
He's blind. Oh my God, he's trying to shoot me blind.
You'll never get this.
You'll never get this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm too fast for you!
I'm too fast for you!
I'm too fast for you!
Stay in the corner!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
Oh shit, someone else is coming!
Okay, good, good.
I have no more, I have no more.
You don't have fast things?
I have no more, I have no more.
It's above me.
It's a player.
I don't know what to do.
100% a player. 100% a player.
Yeah.
Multiple tangos.
Grab his gun and start shooting it or something.
of
death of
death of
death of
I'm gonna teach you my lesson.
I have no flashbangs though.
I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna drop.
basement under the office.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I found an all guy.
Ow!
Is that the guy from before?
In the back, the back hall with the two little, the two little thingies?
Yeah.
He's back here.
I think you know
He's not the extract
Where you going boy, where you going?
No shut the door down here
I'm fucked up
He's running
Wait, yeah, he's under he's a dragon. Yeah, but where'd he go?
He's still there. I'm dropping down mid then
Office office office. Yes. Yeah, I see one. I see one. I see one the other idea. I think he went up. Yeah
It's gonna back you might be one extra guy back
Oh
You know I
They got fucking running
That boy was running
I can't
I'm trying
What would you say?
Would you say me boy?
I'm coming where the fuck are you you piece of shit
You piece of shit where the fuck are you?
You're in the goddamn are you in the showers or you in the fucking office shit
He just killed me, but he's blind
What the fuck?
He's blind
Wait, what's the good you hear me there? I can hear I'm a zombie
You can hear that?
There's no way you can hear that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He was tucked in the corner of the showers and I let him turn around and he fucking shot me in the face when I blinded him.
What are you pissed on you?
Well, I was just staring at him. I wanted him to turn around and I didn't think he would fucking one-tie me with an MXLR.
That was actually crazy.
RAAAGH! RAAAGH!
Oh, you can hear me?
Oh, hello!
Where's the ghost of Tony's pizza?
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
I fucked up.
I can't hear you.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.
Dude, I'm trying to vault to the fucking window.
It's it.
I want to know how can you do that and I could just die and VoIP and like fuck with people
and you could just be in the raid.
I think you have to VoIP and die at the same time.
At the same time?
Think you could we could time it and you kill me and I void right when I die and I just make spooky ghost noises in the fucking bathroom
and
Think that would work wait
I don't know how do you think it works though? I think it's a guy when you're voicing is it just voicing when I die like I
Just hold it down
will that work on private yeah actually well
that's not a private game that would be so fucking if I could just spectate you
and like I'm just making spooky ghost noises
and they're fucking running around
either way either way
blue shit thanks for 58 months oh my god that'd be so fucking funny
They will practice mode setting the same.
John, I need food.
I'm not going to eat.
Wait, is VoIP disabled in this shit?
I don't think so.
VoIP doesn't work offline.
You really? OK, right.
It was bad.
We're at the shot.
Steak potatoes and greens.
Holy fuck.
Well, just let's just fuck around the factory.
No, no, yeah, I don't dig around.
What do I need a headset?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
every shotgun GL whatever oh I don't have any more ammo so just keep that that was my
only shot I smoked that guy I have two extra Svezda's for you that's it okay I am a stack
of 15 just keep those keep those on you you're 15 I have another 12 I bought a shit
I spent mills millions this is all we got after so
I
Keep this on me, but I was just staring at him to be fair, but it did seem like he had a crazy shot
Look at the Gucci wallet. This is Louis Peton, sir. This is that Louis Peton.
Guess from the pay drops. Can't get it anymore. Very limited, much swag. Thank you, ghostie.
I want to just get some Chinese.
Some Chinese, maybe.
Dave's hot chicken. It's not like super speaking to me Dave's hot chicken.
It's not super speaking to me.
I don't know what is speaking to me.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah, that is yeah it is
Yeah, fucking is
I just got a I just get a standard. I think I'm just gonna get a sandy go all day
Got a club supreme dumb
Yeah, but this is actually fucking hilarious, so this is good. This is worth it.
This is worth it.
I'm trying to wear your mask.
Wait, oh my god, it's in here, right?
Yeah, it should be in here.
They're trying to order here.
Sandwich.
Club Supreme.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Lay your tangos.
Hmm.
The shrimp is shrouded.
I play with shroud a lot.
Pack me with that shrimp.
Oh wait what if I do it? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, come in at me?
Get the fuck in the back, get in the back!
You're a lily a stormtrooper, you're a lily a stormtrooper, you're a lily a stormtrooper.
Uh, it's called a mandalorean, you fucking pussy.
Dude, look at his heart, here he is.
Go down!
Sprite, I got buncha Spite monkeys!
Surprise, motherfucker!
I'm dead in 2M60 through the door by gate 3.
Okay.
I was kind of standing still listening.
I wouldn't try that.
but maybe you can.
Okay what?
No.
Man.
Interesting.
Well.
Well.
Well.
You're just watching strip the guy.
With the boy lane.
He's not doing anything about it.
that's okay we'll come back
I didn't realize that the door was open
Yeah, it's okay
Chat join us in prayer for this factory rid
Join us in prayer
Oh it was a Desert Eagle
Yeah, it sounded like it. I'm such as a fuck. I mean I was standing still but damn
Damn, boo, I'm at all
Well, I'm ready as long as I'm on my ship
Oh, yeah, I don't got his headset again
I'm in the door remain
Oh
Mm-hmm
Well
I'm at all
I'm at all
Okay, I will never die again
had found such a guy on that
my god this shit hurts my fucking ears
well I'm getting shot by somebody
oh what the fuck
Through here. I'm not shot.
They ran away. They shot you, then ran away.
Oh, man, what the fuck is this?
Here he is.
I'm dead to the shot, man! I'm a fucker!
Show me again in the legs, you pussy!
You motherfucker!
You're welcome to be dead, you motherfucker!
Yeah, I thought I fucking spoke, man!
I'll show you, you piece of shit!
Yeah!
Oh shit, come on man, Mike, don't do that to me, bro.
What do you mean, you started it?
Come on, you know, come on, man.
You got it!
Frank is a fucking scoundrel!
Some scoundrel here, Frank!
I got him, I got him, I got him. Where is he?
Okay, did he throw some out for me?
Oh my god!
I'm fucking, I'm fucking hurt, I got no one whims.
He wanted that, he wanted that.
They wanted the smoke, they wanted the smoke.
Yes, he did.
Dude, I had him like trapped in a corner.
I was like, I can be the shit out of it.
I was full blind here.
That's okay.
Yeah, I think I blinded you a little bit.
Other extract other extract
Oh
Brags then
Did I hear you trying to beat the shit out of him?
Is that what I was listening to?
He's beating this shit out of Tijila
Oh you could vault it?
I was stuck in between a crack and then I had to jump back
Oh my fucking god
This game is so fucking cracked
Why? Did I wear your shit?
Wait, I'm missing a mask
Oh no, there's only one mask
Oh my god, bro
Oh my- I couldn't fucking hear what was going on
I couldn't explain, I couldn't explain
So...
I
Wait, were they in your pockets, okay, yeah, I got your right. I hope they're not your pockets. Oh
My fucking god, dude the best is guys just in the smoke and he's just like
Oh, they were not in your egg
They were not in your egg like you like three of them or something they weren't in your
Yeah, but you have 40 K of them get 40 bill 40 whatever no, I have I have nine
I'm not I'm nine. I'm nine. I'm nine a roll thing
Oh, I got I got to fix my whole loadout. My whole loadout is fucked.
As this was needed after all the sweating we've done this is perfect.
There is too much sweating going on too much.
I'm in authority, man.
Okay.
This is what I press F.
I
Okay, let's get the fuck in there
He was blind
Yeah, but he's also fucking maniac with a sledgehammer and I heard him bash your brains in
Why when I came around the corner to save you I heard and that he immediately broke turbo sprints up the stairs
I had the goblicky out, I went crazy on him.
I went crazy on him.
Hmm.
Hmm, slas.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
I
So fainting all to the jello behind the customs gas station
Rushby
green what are you doing green green what are you doing green green fucker you're doing
under under under you can't do that for us
I just want you to walk through the fucking realm.
What the fuck?
What the fuck can you do?
Wait.
What the fuck can you do?
I hear him.
By the containers, the things, the silos.
I think.
Maybe should I do the water now?
Is that the Jell-O?
Maybe, though.
I don't know if I want to go down there.
That's a long hallway.
Somebody's coming for us.
my stripper he's my stripper
I'm going this way
he went up he went up I might be about to jump see this guy
surprise where you going son
where you going son and mom
What are you doing in my waters?
What are you doing in my waters, Timmy?
What are you doing in my waters?
Explain yourself.
I can't do anymore.
Oh, I'm going to die.
Get the fuck out of here!
I'm going to die!
Yo, he's talking shit. He's talking shit.
He's talking shit, dude.
He's talking shit!
I
My god, are you alive?
What's this one now? Oh you must have me
Did he fucking laid you out
Fuck off. Fuck off.
Who fucking puts you down in the dirt?
He just took me outside.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my f-
Oh my god.
He took me out back shoved a shotgun in my mouth
in his bullseye.
He kinda did. He did that. Look at the flowers, Ragnus.
Look at the flowers.
Think about the rabbits.
Fuck, man.
Holy shit.
He did you cartel style. No, he could cook my ass. He did you cartel style. That was crazy
I thought I was watching El Chapo for a second
Dude, I think he was actually full-blind fired a random shot into your face saw that she meant for killing someone
Oh my fucking god
Honestly Tony, I don't know how long you're saying I'm getting the fuck out of it. All right. I've had enough
I'm not doing another 12 15 hours. I'm gonna go press F and snipe people
Also, I've rip amulet
See you whenever you get back from London
Zora Dabi, Dabi! Dabi is a good bear! Dabi is a good scab! Oh Dabi!
Dabi is a good scab!
I'm uh...
Oh, my food's here, too.
All right guys, that may have been a little too much fun
Again the mark 18 back out. I'm gonna go Luke cuz I just bet I don't even know how many millions on fucking flashbang rounds
What smack F will chill a little bit
Wait, why is it not talking all?
We're going to buy ammo. Yes we can. Yes we can.
Well, I don't know, you can buy these fucking things.
All those get one of these I need a serve kid
biggest kid thank you very much sir all right I think we got us a little bit of
a load out here. Any gasoline? I'm gonna quickly grab my food. I will be right back before
He wouldn't give me a moment, guys, home.
you
you
you
you
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very, very, very, very, very much.
Thank you.
Why are we bitching about ads?
Drop streams we had far more drop streams if you want to watch no ads go on kicker YouTube or somewhere else
There's no ads and pop out the motherfucking chat, but I'm not let's say
I just our works dude does that works I
I promise everyone would do the exact same thing. You would be a fucking idiot not to.
Thank you for the sub driving in for the sub.
Or just some.
Thank you for watching.
you
Are we delayed?
You
It's good sandwich
Fight I don't watch the fights
Did that drew out with the fights last night? I didn't watch him.
Gimme ya, ya love him.
Let's see.
What we got on woods.
Holy ergo on this gun.
Oh, the herb!
of
the
death
of
death
That's all I've got. I've got a fucking army in front of me, dude.
Where's the other guy?
Did the other guy die? I don't think he did, right?
The lozen guy.
Where'd he go?
I kill that guy, the Mosin guy is still alive.
Where the fuck did he go?
I was shooting through the rally.
No, there were three guys. I killed two. The other guy was like hitting through the rally.
They didn't die.
There was another one.
He must have ran and I couldn't hear it.
Wow.
Across the road I saw him.
Behind me or am I right?
of
the
Wow, okay.
I shot it and it didn't die and then I was like, oh, that's just a tree.
How the fuck is that gonna end?
I swear that ammo is so bugged.
I swear it doesn't kill people.
108 armor damage.
Okay, hit him.
I swear that shit does not kill people.
Maybe it didn't hit them.
I feel like I had more than four hitcalls.
Well, my gun's ass, aren't going to his ass, that gun needs some ass.
Well, I think the ammo is bugged, or like the way the game calculates arm pen, I like
everyone kind of agrees with it.
It's like that your arm will like fully eat a bullet and it won't let it pen your arm
and go into the thorax they're not fixed that that's been a thing with this game
like literally as long as I've been playing it it's like coming gone they
fixed it and they're not fixed it and then fixed it and unfixed it
I have it done somewhere.
I got HKs.
Is this your HK?
Sure.
Sure.
I think I'm going to regret not having a scope.
Yo, let's do a fucking QBZ again. Fuck this HK pussy shit.
Let's use China again.
China again.
We're gonna use the China again.
We're using the best gun in the game, not actually, to code.
to code
Playing Seasonal, you deserve course.
you
you
You
All right
Normally marked keys
Feels bad, dude.
Oh, sorry, guys.
My apologies.
My apologies, but it's time to press F.
time to press F on all the duffel bags time to press F on the duffel bags
Thanks for the prime
Like the streets are all my best to get it see what's popping on the streets
Looking for nothing just money just money
I spent a lot of money on flashbang rounds than those factory rids.
So where is going to be pressing F a lot?
I wish I had marquee or something.
It's a goal right now, just have fun.
Just have a good time dude, that's what games all about.
I need a go
We're just having fun
Walking around streets. Oh, I don't bring a stem fuck. I don't bring two stems fuck
I'm so fucking cooked one I've been gaming for over 10 hours already today to I've played
way too many video games the last two weeks my eyes and my brain are insanely good I'm
insanely cooked. I'm leaving tomorrow night. Then I'm coming back Thursday. And I'm
I don't know yet.
I'm ready.
of
the
Definitely like, see if I sleep, I see Tarkov in my sleep, I see the Tarkov in my sleep.
What's in here?
Trash
I'm out of touch
I'm out of time
Take tape
Oh look, hose
Good hose
Good hose, good hose, good hose
No, buddy. Thank you very much for 64 months.
God of hiding this game is the reason why I'm on anxiety medication.
Oh, oh, shit.
Well, shit.
Also, it's really hot in my room.
It's so hot.
I
Got a cheeseburger no white about a sandwich. Oh, I guess the cheeseburger is a sandwich, but it wasn't cheeseburger
It's got a loose.
Never green screen for a while.
Yeah, well it's about a time.
I mean I could still bring it back.
But, well it's about a time we have that.
I think I heard another guy come down the street, which is why I don't want to shoot
to scow. Got my first blunk into the chat. Let's go! My dude, hell yeah. Close, close,
close close close close who's the lucky fellow
I'm the only one.
Oh my god, I thought one hit him in the head.
I should just run for like a tap.
I thought that would have killed him faster.
Okay, dude, the lag. Are you kidding me? Fuck that, dude. What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
Come on! Fucking robbed!
Oh
Pad now he teleported that guy fucking teleported right there
That was robbed by Nikita
There go
Like
Gun builds, I kinda used to have stuff posted, but gun builds honestly in this game, they
don't really matter much.
They don't matter much about it.
This gun's ass.
The gun's not that great.
Oh no, the gun's alright.
The ammo's kinda poop.
I think it's also the servers are pretty shit today.
Even I think they are pretty shit today. We just watched a guy love I can teleport games been hella decent key today
the first guy definitely could have killed but
The last guy that was just game
Cap'n by doing essential tasks. You have to get to level 45 and there's a few quests
that you need to complete and then you unlock the Collector thing and then you
and all the items, the streamer items, and then you get capped up.
Hey Mark, I've been gone for a while, but can you pepper on what you've said with Hammond's
sausage seriously?
How are you doing?
How are life?
What's up?
Everything's good.
Life is great.
Not enough sleep, but that's okay.
That's okay.
I'm gonna get a fucking great night's sleep tonight, man, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
You have to do Shooter War for Kappa, but Shooter War is as easy as fuck now.
I mean, not that I think it was really hard before this, but it's like even less requirements.
Way, way less requirements.
What kind of mattress do I use?
Where you going with this question?
Where you going with this question now?
I have a hybrid latex spring mattress.
latex yeah there's like a latex like layer on it that it like stays cool it's
like I don't know helps it helps they really look cold and nice I don't like
memory foam shit so I won't do anything like that I hate memory foam
I like memory foam pillows mattresses
Do I pee myself at night?
Well of course.
Get scary in the dark.
Doesn't everybody?
Like when the lights are off it's scary.
What do you mean?
What's the guy about there?
Yeah, you like this press F stream?
I know, it's a fucking great time to be honest.
How's it going, boss man?
Okay, thank you, Tangy, thank you, mate, thank you.
Thank you guys.
Where do you start with getting into this game?
Well before you get into this game, before you get into this game, you have to hit up
Mr. Ditty and buy probably 42 gallons of baby oil to lubricate yourself thoroughly
but when this game fucks you in the ass.
Cause it's gonna happen.
And it's gonna happen hard and it's gonna happen fast
and you gotta be ready for it.
Gotta be ready for that.
You might even have to use some stretches beforehand,
some kegels.
You know, you gotta be prepared.
But honestly, just play it dude, you know how fun. Just play it.
Just enjoy your time learning the game. It's the most fun you'll have playing it ever, I promise you.
You will, if you stick with the game and learn it well, you will wish you could go back to the time where you didn't know a single fucking thing about the game.
You will you will you would kill for that feeling again
That's just the truth
That's just the truth
It's kind of suck you're gonna get shit on it's gonna be miserable for a while, but it's gonna be a lot of fun
Nope. That's part of what makes it fun.
Thanks, yeah. I mean, just use the wiki.
Look at some of the maps online so you kind of know the map layouts and stuff, but just jump into it. You'll be fine.
There's nothing I could tell you that could even like explain anything useful about the game or you just kind of have to do it
Yes, sir, sir more horsepower
This game just this game is too much stuff to it to even be like oh, I could give you some actual advice about like playing the game
It's just, you just have to learn it.
The only way you can learn it is doing it.
There's too much.
I wonder if those two guys want the shot up.
I wanted the terror of the armory, it's probably looted already though.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Fuck the other one though, dated graphics settings, that should all be up to date.
I don't change my graphics at all, that should all still be good, if something looks weird
let me know, but it should still all be good.
I never touch it.
I just have my settings and I'll leave them
shadow flickering I don't think you can I think it's just a game I think that's
just a game really thank you bro thank you thank you thank you thank you thank
There's motion at no
Settings exclamation mark settings nine months made a talk of baby. Thank you Coco
the
the up in the other building up there I think
he's gotta be
They're gonna be up there. I don't know where else you can be over there up top
Man man they are yes
See this is looted
I want to kill a 5-7 guy that we're hearing.
There's smooth motion.
I turned it off, but it is very good.
If you want more performance and your PC can support it, it can help substantially.
I turned it off because there's causing some issues with streaming, not because of the
performance of it in the game or anything like that.
Nice is alluded to hell, yeah.
Seven and 40 BPs.
That's bees.
Come on, man.
Fucking trash.
Trash.
Trash.
smooth motion adds delay not noticeably and in a game like this it doesn't matter
like you having dog shit frame rate is gonna fuck you over way more than any
like miniscule input delay it could cause
you're not playing a like 5v5 competitive shooter on 128 6 servers and
stuff you know like you know I'm saying so if there is any it's not gonna make
any any any difference like a rocking hell now hell no
The soul alone.
Shared quests, if your teammates not on it, but it has a gun, it doesn't count.
Yes, it does.
Yep, your teammates don't need the quest active to count for your progression.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
I thought the door opened.
Favorite guns.
Not because they're good but just because I like them probably right now the type 20 the pkp and
Probably the 45 vector with a rip ammo just because they're fun as fuck to use
Probably. Or the KS-23 honorable mention. I mean as we saw earlier honorable mention.
AK-308 needs more mods. Yeah, kind of does. I mean there are, there are like real life
mods for those types of guns that they don't have in the game, which is a little surprising.
because they have all the other shit for every other AK in the game. They added
one handguard for it this way.
It's probably just so low priority for them.
the
only do you want to see that brand too and if so
you like a brand to have an original brand
like the old g old g the 805
that they didn't make civilian versions of
But yeah, they're fucking they're pretty fucking cool. They're pretty cool. Oh
Let's be a little
of
the
the
the
Peek L.M.J.
I
Repressed after we didn't die either. I like I like what we don't die
Kind of pissed I didn't kill that other dude though or both of those guys, but it's okay
Vaseline, Vaseline.
So much loot.
Oh, I'll pack.
Thank you for the tier three sir.
Thank you very much for that.
Huge sub brother.
Thank you so much, 30K.
Stuff starting to get a bit cheaper.
Not everything, but some things are.
That's not that, that's not that.
This'll be something.
The old chain should be a little bit too.
Plug.
Lamp.
Weird the computer disk. It's a streamer item.
That key is probably worth a bet.
Streamer item the Dunduck floppy disk
It's like 150k that's so cheap for that cave
There you go.
Those for Kappa this season, probably, it's probably already updated on the wiki if I have to guess.
I'll pass the creature before I can stand.
the
the
Not in a bad way, but well in a bad way, I guess
YouTube doesn't like guns, YouTube doesn't like anything.
Thank you Jeff.
YouTube doesn't like anything man, anything about freedom.
Not like any of that shit.
I'm meant to be so cold.
Accept money.
Except money. I mean they are business. They're allowed to only care about money
They're either allowed they're allowed
The armory?
Hiya? Hiya?
Time is up.
I
Hope we get some good ammo this this time
93 okay, it's a little better. It's better. Oh, that's bad. I'm
There we go
Decent decent decent decent
What's on down there?
Oh, a hundred twenty pack.
I didn't see that.
Nice.
Nice.
Uh, ATF suppressors.
SBR freedom lately.
Look, I'm all for it, but I will not be one of the first people testing that out.
Yeah
If it ends up getting like ATF stamp of approval and all that sure, but until then I
Will be doing things through form force, you know I'm saying I
Don't want to be the first one to fuck around and find out
Oh, I got a mile.
Got a cat, not a dog, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true,
Oh,
Pro Church.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh,
It's a monkey.
I don't.
Oh, somebody's here.
What are you doing?
Oh, he's busting.
Granada too.
So, buddy, you didn't know I was here, did you?
Wait, does it got flaring, fuck?
It's gonna get on, I don't think I'll be able to see it.
How's he fucking flaring already? Wait.
That's his teammate. That's a hard shot.
Zoomed in that much. I wish I wasn't zoomed so much.
Damn, he's got good plates.
Ah these guys don't even good probably not
They're kind of never really have anything good
Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. I think I killed their teammate
I think I made them very angry.
Very, very angry.
Very, very, very angry.
Go ahead and move towards the post office.
up back some mags too, shot a little bit of bullets, back this shit up.
Give it here with some capa, no, honestly, capa container kind of sucks.
The only thing it's really good for is doing loot runs, like PvP loot.
Can't put anything in there.
You can't put plates, you can't put like some, well you can't put that anywhere, you can't
put like earbuds and shit.
That sucks.
So I all like less wipe-o's using just the Gamma because it's better for putting PvP
items.
But right now a lot of the hideout stuff is worth a ton of money so having extra space
for that it's worthwhile most of the time.
I'll move back here.
Not the... there's usually crates back here.
somebody's down there, maybe we're going to Pinewood
maybe we're going to Pinewood
Jesus I'm sorry man
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had to do it. I had to do it. I
Was headed there or clonking and blasted and then I was like well, that was my moment
Happen to me too many times tonight myself
Like that's a big tan on an M240
Yeah.
What's he mad at, though?
Come on, fucker, flip me off, dude.
What the hell?
Capas the modifier?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
Kappa's like, like I said, it's not even good, like, I mean it's good, but it's not like
Doesn't help you that much
There's a bait
That was a bait when there were a couple like bonuses there were baits in my opinion the people felt like took the
I think we're not very good choices
If I was a raw bait, I think I nailed the perk selection to be honest.
I think I made amazing decisions.
My negatives, I like don't even notice them at all, I haven't noticed them at all and
My positives have been great.
Got lucky with one.
Well, what the... no, I wouldn't say I got lucky with the allergies. It's that I didn't get unlucky.
I don't think you need to be lucky with the allergies one. You just need to not be unlucky like I I did get lucky
But I don't think that matters
You know saying that makes sense
Okay, that makes sense like I'm allergic to a bunch of bullshit items
But you can even be allergic to some not bullshit items as long as you're not allergic to like the really important stuff
If allergic to the really important stuff, you got unlucky.
You could get lucky and not be allergic to anything useful, but you could also just be
Whatever be allergic to some useful stuff, but not the super useful stuff
There's a prop at all. Yeah, that kind of sucks that kind of sucks
Yeah, I mean yeah, it kind of sucks
That's one you don't want to be allergic to.
I've reset.
I mean, if you find out super early on, if you find out super early on, that's probably
not a big deal. Probably reset. But I also didn't know what I was allergic to for a while.
Like some of the things you don't really know. Some of them really could be stems that you
try late. You get them much later on. You don't really know if you're allergic to
them or not until you're ready in too deep the water EWR and tar cola that's not that bad I
don't think water is that big of a deal because if you drink in your stash it doesn't matter
with the allergy stuff it only matters in a raid so like yeah you can't really
use water in raid but once you can buy the shit on the flea market it doesn't
matter a whole lot you can just buy other things that you can drink like
just bring aquamarine whatever it's a raid instead like is that really that
bad? I don't think it is. It's annoying in the beginning for sure but it's not
like food and drink is uncommon in this game. It's super. It's fucking everywhere in this game now.
You could even like if you were really struggling like just
scab run interchange and grab a bunch of fucking drinks and shit, you know?
I think you could easily play around it with it being a pretty minor inconvenience.
I'm just getting good loot this red, this sucks.
This sucks.
That's the wrong door.
I'm filing cabinets. I know you got better loot for me. I know you do. Come on. Come
Oh, let's go to our bank.
as I players and Lexos or some maybe that is come on I thought as someone
pretending to be kebabs, just baiting.
The hell did I just interrupt?
I got fucking tanked.
That guy ate a lot of bullets, holy shit.
What am I doing with this fucking eating?
Screaming too.
He's screaming.
Not too easy kills over on this red, I like this.
It's good.
It's real good.
You figure out your logic, you eat the item and then you get some kind of like status debuff.
I think they're random.
I actually don't know exactly how it gives you the status or determines what debuff you get.
It might be random per item or random per time that you consume it.
Because I've had ones that were like kind of bad that fucked me up and then I had ones that barely did anything
It's not like you die if you eat it
I'm not playing for, I don't know, not too much longer, not too much longer, been on
11 hours and I'm tired it's been a very long it's been a very long two weeks of
gaming and streaming sleep sounds very very nice sleep sounds super fucking
nice man not gonna lie it's on the flea the tar quids not anymore can't
Anymore, anymore, Mouses, Lamzoo, Maya Hacks.
We've been using this one for a while, it's been nice.
Something behind, yeah.
I left them behind, oh, I'm gonna use for them.
I'm gonna use, I'll see these good money.
There's zombies playing part of the lore.
I think like the lore of this game, like the whole icebreaker thing and like Terror Group's
labs is like zombies, I think.
Like not directly, but they did have that one zombie event that's hide it in and I
think it's supposed to be like hints to it.
Like, I don't think they directly say there's zombies in Darko, but they like, kinda hint
to it that like, they fuck some shit up.
Yeah, like they're making all these drugs and labs, and labyrinth was like the testing
ground to do human trials of the superhuman drugs, and then they made fucking zombies
by accident.
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
of
I want you at me, that's my weight, 57, oof, oof, 57, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
What are you looking at?
Hulk.
I tell you.
Yeah, now we're talking about the lore.
If I read a lot of the in-game notes that you pick up from the story mode, it might
explain a whole lot more of this shit.
pick up for the story mode it might explain a whole lot more of this shit but
does anyone actually read those? I don't. I don't. I was reading a bunch of them and
like listening to the tapes with 1.0 and then it started taking up so much
time that I was like all right I want to keep playing and progressing with
the story. Unless you just probably, there's probably a whole ass YouTube video. You're
right. Not even probably, there definitely is.
I'll just hit a few more things on my way out, take the flare, get the fuck out of here.
find a dead raid slow raid but honestly that's a neat right now i need slow raid so i can just
chill and press aft and make easy kills on people too tired otherwise
it's gonna walk around the map and grab shit and sell it all you're great
you'll help with inertia no no you should be a hell of inertia
the season of rewards go to the tarcoin store probably not if I had to guess probably not
drink that the racola I'm allergic I'll die I'm a pettish
I'll drink that. I'll drink to that one.
What's on this guy?
What's on this guy?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
The elevators.
Bullshit
The elevators you get the elevators in here
Oh
Oh, you're gonna have this one.
Oh yeah, and you're gonna get the ones over there that I passed, I forgot about that.
Wait, I'm gonna go back.
There's actually dank loot in that one the one time I hit it.
Let's drop that.
Yeah, that one sucks.
The one over here might be good.
Drops extended.
No, don't say that, man, I'm ready for the to be over.
Don't say that.
Wow, 59 months, thanks for 59 months, there's one at Lexos as well, there's a fucking elevator
and Lexos like in the in the in the like main building in Lexos showroom that's
what you call it I didn't notice that let's go all check it out next time I
going there. Oh, check it out. Big EZ's 80k? Well, fuck. Come on. Oh, well. We'll have
to live without our ADK.
Don't like our battery, fuck.
It's all the way up.
This is TwitchRubZero on the 17th.
Yeah, the 17th at 9am Eastern and so in.
Math, math, math, 10 hours and...
No, 11 hours and 30 minutes.
No.
Yes.
10 hours and 30 minutes. Sorry, math is hard.
That is hard.
Math is hard, man.
Math is hard.
All right, I gotta run the bathroom. Give me a few moments. Give me a few moments. I'll be back. I saw him.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry about that.
What's up buddy?
What's up bud?
Want to play time soon?
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
Hey big man.
Hey yo.
Very good.
Only one last question.
Do you secretly eat Tony's pizza with a fork and knife when no one is watching?
No, you fold that shit in half like a paper airplane
Any other way is wrong
You don't fold your pizza. I don't know what the hell you're doing
So big gun each and thank you for the fuck it did subs. Thank you Jacob. They were 20 months
thank you very much guys I'm full of people on a pizza on Australia what you
should that's the superior way to eat it
anything else is wrong
Thank you.
Like a capo like two three days ago. It's very easy to get now and seasonal
Very easy to get
Who hope the rates have been good. Thank you quiet
They've been good. We're just chillin right now. Honestly chill conscious loot runs cuz
I'm tired
And I've been getting shit on and all my traders are broken
So my game is cooked.
I need the scab wrap for collector.
I had, you need three wrap for fence for collector.
I had like two points something just from playing normally and then I just took a bunch
of car extracts.
I'm
49
I think Saint Paul.
All right, I'm dropping you for long hours. Oh hell yeah. Oh
Hell yeah, I wouldn't normally stream 130 hours in a week. I
I shouldn't have a lot but not that much.
Yeah, that's what someone would call excessive.
Alright, let me sell the keys.
Let me sell my keys.
Prepare my armor and we get a flare. Let me put some more stuff in here
Push stuff in there come over here grab my money by the bank. We're getting some paper
Let's go much a little raid. We'll just walk this shit out
Press F grab loot
Her helmet. Oh, this is the helmet. Wait, how did this helmet get damaged?
Did I take this off a corpse?
No, I'm waiting for war dog. War doggies want more doggies.
Your dog is!
I'm sick of it.
Is there nothing you can say?
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm sick of failing.
I don't know if there's any food that I'm like dying to try out over there, I don't...
I don't...
Beans and tuna, that's even worse.
I'd rather have beans in a fucking 9mm in-game.
Beans in a 9mm in the parking lot type shit.
Beans in tuna sounds foul.
Foul!
That sounds awful in-game of course, of course in-game.
Oh, dude, tuna, just tuna in general, tuna even without beans sounds fucking gross.
Then you add beans to it, you don't want to make, you make, you design improvement.
Can you imagine the smells that would come out of your bodies after eating beans and
tuna?
Could you fucking imagine?
Oh my god.
It would smell like a fish that you took out of the ocean
and then rolled around and picked shit on a farm.
And then you put it into like a glass of sewer water.
What do we got here?
AP, nice.
No. No. Nice. Nice. Nice. Very good. Very, very good. Mushy peas. All right. Okay. I kind
of like peas. I don't like mushy foods though. So mushy peas does not sound like an improvement
on regular peas is that terror group armory no mashed potatoes that's different
that's different that gets a pass but generally i'm not a fan of mushy food mushy
so what there's got flaring back there already i'm not a fan of mushy foods or overly liquidy foods
As the game so asked, because it's made by drunk Russians, but it's fun, but it's made
by drunk Russians.
So, you know, yeah, what can you expect?
What can you expect?
It's ass because it's made by drunk Russians, but it's fun because it's made by drunk Russians.
So it's like you live by the sword, you die by the sword type of deal, all those types
of deals.
17-7, yeah.
Each thank you, bro.
I'm tired. It is quite late. Well, that's not that late, but I'm tired.
Good, good, good.
Everyone's extracting already.
I've heard two flares pop off.
How's it going on?
What's going on?
Is there another chance to instakill you?
Only obdoblabs.
One regular obdoblabs
doesn't chance to kill you.
Just regular obdoblabs.
Like another bison?
I don't know. It would be a cool gun.
Probably wouldn't be very good
but it would be cool.
I want them to add more powerful SMGs.
This game has a big lack of good submachine guns.
They need like 10 millimeter.
Some fucking MP5s and shit, like 10 millimeter MP5s
and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, I wish there was a better use case on submachine guns.
The only viable submachine gun is MP7.
And even that is not that great
compared to most every other gun because like all the ARs basically act like SMGs
but they also act like long-range guns too. Where SMG like barely sometimes does
anything better than AR up close and is complete ass range.
I mean, yeah, they could also just buff 9mm, but I would also like, I mean, I wouldn't
even mind if they did that, but I would also just like to see, like, just better SMGs in
general like they could they could buff the existing ones but also make some new
ones that are really good they just had lots of ARs I'd like to see more some
G's
because there's some cool fucking some machine guns out there that they could
have in the game
Again, another flare, holy fire, everyone's extracting this raid.
What is he gonna be in here in a few minutes?
I mean, okay, so the foul is pretty much like how some machine guns should feel in this
game.
Yeah, like, it should fuck, it should be kind of nutty up close and not so good at range.
It's basically like the SMG, you know, agreed.
I feel that somebody's next to me.
I'm bugged.
I was bugged.
I'm gonna piss on kebab
oof
fuck
I must walk
three bullets
Give me the bullets. Give them to me.
That's behind me.
Yo, there you are.
There's a scar behind me. He met that over here.
I'm going to push, hell no that guy's not going to push, he might pop up in a window
behind me or something but that's it, I doubt he's going to run in here.
Let's maybe use me go- Let's maybe use me go deepest fuck in the Lexos.
They're rushing me.
Hey, that's shit.
No big man.
Hello, big man.
Scavelife DLC, I'm so curious to see what the fuck their plans are with that shit.
Scavelife DLC, plays a goddamn scav.
I don't know what they're gonna make out of that, it's probably gonna be something crazy.
probably just to be like a giant meme
hey hey
oh i'm 60 gross
gross
I like some skew, PPMO, I think it takes some PPMO a lot.
I don't know how he's got a lot of it.
I haven't looked at my quest list in a long time. I wonder if I actually have anything
to like that I should be doing people decent now I'm taking it not to use but
to well not to shoot to use it for crafting BPMO
money oh money oh bitch
I'm gonna kill the other guy above me, I'm gonna loot him.
There he is, hello.
I'm out. Trash T45. Yeah. Yeah.
Why is we got some why is
bolts and bolts, kites, bulbs.
Gauge.
I'm not picking up water filters because they're not worth the whole lot.
They're not worth much yet.
I will put them here like my ass that I will do, uh, uh, commitment investment.
What is this?
My 401k?
We're playing Tarkov.
Or I need to invest for playing Tarkov.
I don't need to save up for retirement.
That was a bad ammo.
Oh.
of
of
the
the
the
the
I
That's from something I thought I was getting gladiator vibes. I don't know what I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of that
Helix is worth a little bit
I
Love and gladiator
I don't know why I even picked up on that. I did I know watch gladiator again. I've watched that movie in many years
That's gonna be on the to-do list
Yeah, it's been a long time since I watched that.
I remember the first time when I was a kid I watched that movie.
I watched that motherfucker on VHS, I think, yeah, I think it was VHS.
That would have been on VHS, right?
Ray Douno.
Thank you for the raid.
Thank you so much welcome. Thank you. It's over a great stream crash site damage house
It was all these like the gangs of scabs one and in threes
They're all spawned in threes it's crazy
You don't really see the lone scab anymore.
I'm from Blocker. I was too young to be renting movies myself from Blockbuster when that came out.
But I'm pretty sure I did get it from a blockbuster.
Rented that job and then I watched it.
Let's go with the crates in here.
I
Remember she's a blockbuster. I
I've so much nostalgia like just going to the video store and looking for movies to run like I
Don't know. I don't know why that was such a great experience was
Something about it
Just doing laps around the video store looking for something to watch.
It's like now you do the same thing, you just do it on my Netflix or whatever, but it's,
I don't know, something about it was just so much better.
Yeah, that were good times.
Yeah, we're good times.
No, it's not the same online although it's it's better and it's easier and it's more efficient and it's cheaper
But it's not as good
Which is weird to think about
Because like it's better in base it's better in like every way like better than every way, but it's not as good
Let's get out of here.
Speaking to the adult room?
They had an adult room at Blockbuster?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey
It's gonna knock over my sign knock over my sign don't I
Don't think my blockbuster had an adult room
you want to play you're coming to get me to play
you want to play don't you
he wants to play
I think it's playtime.
What do you think, bud?
Playtime?
Playtime.
I think it's playtime.
I'm a shut down for the night.
There's an angry cat who wants to hang out ducky.
Thank you for 27 months.
Y'all have a great rest of your evenings.
Thank you for hanging out.
I am going to be gone for a few days, I will be in London, so I'll probably see you guys
Thursday or Friday, or I don't fucking know when, but probably Thursday or Friday, realistically.
Oh, the great week, Sunday night, all that jazz, I'll send you on over.
Go say hi to Mr. Kloegsy.
He's streaming Tarkov.
First time I've seen it a million years.
Said, John, over to that fella.
But yeah, y'all a great night, guys.
Thank you, bye-bye.