🎅 COOKING CHRISTMAS DINNER AS SANTA🎄COSY CHRISTMAS STREAM WOOOOO 😋 YOU HAVE TO EAT IT IF YOU WANNA WATCH 😋 !discord !xmascontest

lydiaviolet

12-25-2025 · 6h 04m

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[00:04:30] Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.

[00:04:59] This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

[00:05:07] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, Merry Christmas!

[00:05:13] Yes!

[00:05:14] Hello!

[00:05:16] Hello.

[00:05:28] Literally what red is matching?

[00:05:32] Literally what red?

[00:05:39] Guys, do you like it?

[00:05:42] Say you do, it took me many hours.

[00:05:46] Mary Slamas!

[00:05:49] Hello, welcome Michael, famous.

[00:05:53] Mads Brent, Carrie, Eugene, Tom, hello.

[00:05:58] Welcome Gracie, welcome Johnny, welcome North.

[00:06:01] Bye!

[00:06:19] Can I complain to the HR department?

[00:06:24] Why wasn't Lydia Vilemo Lydia on starting screen Lydia?

[00:06:29] Because I choose my saucing screen screens very carefully and I decided it was never gonna happen

[00:06:35] I decided it was never gonna happen, and if you a hopeful then I don't know why were you hoping

[00:06:39] Why?

[00:06:40] Christmas music

[00:06:41] You know it was never gonna happen

[00:06:42] What do you mean?

[00:06:44] What?

[00:06:45] Boror, thank you for the 50 candy!

[00:06:50] Thank you!

[00:06:52] I'm strong, thank you for the gifted

[00:06:54] Oh my gosh

[00:06:57] Boror

[00:06:59] Thank you. Merry Christmas night. Thank you for the sub. Thank you. Thank you for the full man's TV.

[00:07:08] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. How's it going? Scale of 1 to 10. How's your Christmas so far?

[00:07:15] I mean we're a stream. It's gonna make it a 10. Well Santa, you are here. I feel waint. My present. Where are they?

[00:07:24] Oh, oh, your present.

[00:07:26] How long did your Merry Christmas to you, love Louvleau?

[00:07:28] Yeah, if you, Merry Christmas is exotic.

[00:07:32] If you were here yesterday, last evening, last night,

[00:07:38] on stream, then you would know that, oh, your presents.

[00:07:44] Yeah, they're running a little late, buddy.

[00:07:46] Okay, expect them when a new truck driver comes along.

[00:07:50] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, must.

[00:07:53] Merry Christmas, Lydia and I'm glad that I'm spending it with you, hee hee.

[00:07:58] Merry Christmas, hee hee.

[00:07:59] Merry Christmas, 25th day. Celebrate as Lydia's happy Lydia of great Christmas, Santa.

[00:08:05] Merry Christmas, as you, Merry Christmas!

[00:08:07] Uh, yes, today, I am Santa.

[00:08:11] And I have come to tell you-

[00:08:14] Merry Christmas, Lydia. Can't wait for some dindin and may I say, you look wonderful today.

[00:08:20] Thank you, I-

[00:08:21] Happy Christmas, Santa's favorite little hell.

[00:08:24] Looking wonderful, just what we all wished for all year.

[00:08:28] Stand up and take a bow.

[00:08:30] It's a little uh...

[00:08:31] Lydia crashed the your presents on the side of the road kids.

[00:08:35] No Christmas lol.

[00:08:37] It's a little mission, daaah!

[00:08:51] To your beveler!

[00:08:57] Thank you very much. Thank you, Ashi. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:09:05] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to turn the music fully off.

[00:09:08] I hit... She's a devil. I said she's a devil. That's the song and I said it correctly.

[00:09:17] If I see you, it's a really good Christmas.

[00:09:20] So, wait, hold on, does that mean it's a really good Christmas?

[00:09:25] People are cute.

[00:09:26] Does the cam count this cam count people?

[00:09:35] Chad, I decided to come up with the idea.

[00:09:39] Does that make sense?

[00:09:40] I decided to come up with the idea.

[00:09:44] I've not actually sound to.

[00:09:46] OK.

[00:09:46] I'm sure

[00:10:02] Thank you

[00:10:04] Holy moly, thank you for the level 13 guys. Thank you, beauty. Thank you

[00:10:10] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:10:16] Ah, no!

[00:10:17] Because I'm Slim Stady and the Third of Stady

[00:10:19] All you want is Slim Stady and the Third of them all

[00:10:21] Is the red-head of a wild goose

[00:10:23] Listen, Stady, please stand up

[00:10:24] Please stand up

[00:10:25] Please stand up

[00:10:26] Because I'm Slim Stady and the Third of them all

[00:10:28] Is Stady and all you want is Slim Stady and the Third of them all

[00:10:30] Fast, please, stand up

[00:10:31] Guess you're all my gosh

[00:10:32] Stady, please, stand up

[00:10:33] Please, stand up

[00:10:34] Please, stand up

[00:10:35] Oh, my gosh

[00:10:36] Good evening, you there parties

[00:10:38] And merry-mighty Christmas to you, you Peepo Rose

[00:10:42] Trank for creep

[00:10:43] Oh, mother withenki

[00:10:44] Wow

[00:10:45] Look around, stay in love, make sure they are seen

[00:10:48] I mean, I'm left out, so what do they need?

[00:10:51] That's all I can say, look at the time!

[00:10:54] Thank you for the time!

[00:10:56] Thank you!

[00:10:57] Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones, Lady.

[00:11:00] Would absolutely love to spend the evening here, but family time calls me.

[00:11:04] See you, little pug.

[00:11:06] Family time.

[00:11:10] Am I right, chat? Family time.

[00:11:13] I

[00:11:19] Thought I came up with a cunning with it with a cunning plot guys

[00:11:36] I

[00:11:38] You see so that I could wear my hat on top of my ears and then it would like stay on and it wouldn't fall off like it did the

[00:11:47] whole of last time.

[00:11:50] Does this look weird to be honest?

[00:11:53] Does this look tough?

[00:11:57] And then I could wear it like that and

[00:11:59] then

[00:12:00] Okay, I don't know if you're saying yes to it looking weird or looking tough

[00:12:04] So I'm going to assume you're saying the looking task.

[00:12:07] And Ada, thank you for the sub.

[00:12:09] Thank you.

[00:12:10] Thank you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

[00:12:14] Thank you, Ada.

[00:12:15] Thank you, Hazel for the five.

[00:12:17] Thank you, Aditya for the 10 to two, for 11 months.

[00:12:19] Thank you.

[00:12:20] Joanie for the 10.

[00:12:21] Christian for the bits.

[00:12:23] Thank you, BT for the 20.

[00:12:25] And Ash, thank you for the 50.

[00:12:27] Thank you.

[00:12:28] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:12:30] Thank you, fool out.

[00:12:32] So, chat today, I, oh wait, hold on, hold on, sorry,

[00:12:39] I didn't see chat, out of 10, rate your Christmas so far.

[00:12:42] How was it then?

[00:12:44] Out of 10 so far.

[00:12:47] I'm about to ramp it up a little bit, but so far.

[00:12:50] One, one, no, silly five, two,

[00:12:55] Silly 5, 2, yes 6, 7 literally doesn't even count.

[00:13:03] I'm literally ignoring old 6's and I'm literally ignoring old 7's.

[00:13:08] Thank you.

[00:13:09] Uh-oh.

[00:13:10] Uh-oh.

[00:13:11] It's time to play the game.

[00:13:15] Peaky karaoke, Mae.

[00:13:17] Peaky karaoke.

[00:13:18] Wait!

[00:13:19] Okay.

[00:13:20] Okay.

[00:13:21] So we're having a crazy stream today. Um, because I have something to show you that might have taken me like hours and hours to do

[00:13:31] Do you like this?

[00:13:33] Creative right. I hope you have yourself a great day. I mean thank you Stan. Thank you

[00:13:39] And how your Christmas is going Nadia. Oh my gosh. So good. So good. Oh my gosh, okay

[00:13:45] Um, so I went around and I saw Fluffy, okay, um, and I had Beef Wellington.

[00:13:53] Does anyone know what Beef Wellington is?

[00:13:58] Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

[00:14:02] And I saw Fluffy.

[00:14:05] Do you want proof that I saw Fluffy?

[00:14:07] Love the Christmas Cane Style, um, reps, W-W-I-V.

[00:14:11] Thank you! I, um, I bought rad bandages.

[00:14:15] Just for this outfit, I bought red bandages,

[00:14:18] and I helped to skeleton my arms.

[00:14:21] Like, you know, if you go to like,

[00:14:23] Winter Wonderland, right?

[00:14:24] Okay, they have like a health,

[00:14:26] you guys know what a health skeleton is, right?

[00:14:30] I, like, it's like, it's like POV,

[00:14:32] you start at the top of my arm,

[00:14:34] and then you go, whee!

[00:14:38] No, all right, it's not restricting the blood flow.

[00:14:40] The blood flow is like, the veins are like,

[00:14:43] intertwined between the big muscles.

[00:14:45] So there's so much room for blood flow.

[00:14:48] But thank you for being concerned.

[00:14:51] Nonetheless, wrapping up yourself like a gift aor.

[00:14:58] Well, oh yeah, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

[00:15:01] If anyone recognizes these socks, I

[00:15:03] mean no one's going to recognize them because I put them

[00:15:05] in the wash and then all of the stuff fell off.

[00:15:08] But chat, I had to wash these like four times

[00:15:10] because I had to wash the blood stains out of them.

[00:15:15] Anyone know if you remember the, um, the epic nideth experience?

[00:15:22] The epic nideth experience that we had last New Year's, okay?

[00:15:26] Where I, um, just like, whammed my leg on glass,

[00:15:30] but I had so much adrenaline, I didn't even realize I whammed my leg on glass.

[00:15:34] And let's get it off!

[00:15:36] Yay!

[00:15:37] Thank you so much!

[00:15:39] Thank you!

[00:15:40] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[00:15:42] And thank you for the hype train very, very much.

[00:15:44] some. Thank you, Jake. Thank you. So, yeah, I smashed some glass and then I didn't wave

[00:15:50] it away clearly, fully. And then I warmed my leg on the glass and I think maybe I even

[00:15:54] have a little scar, maybe. Yeah. And then I had to put these in the wash three times.

[00:16:04] And then all the bows fell off. So now they're just normal colored red. And when

[00:16:09] I say normal colored, I mean the same color as the rest of my outfit because everyone

[00:16:12] Not just everyone.

[00:16:15] I mean everything.

[00:16:15] Not just elevators.

[00:16:17] No!

[00:16:18] No!

[00:16:19] Look around, stay low, make sure they don't see.

[00:16:21] No!

[00:16:22] No!

[00:16:23] They'll be here.

[00:16:24] Double love, stay low, make sure they all eat.

[00:16:28] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:16:30] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:16:31] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:16:34] Merry Christmas.

[00:16:34] Thank you very much, Giga Jarrum.

[00:16:38] Well, blood use tape for athletes as decoration.

[00:16:43] Okay, am I not an athlete? What's your point there?

[00:16:47] Is this what Santa's elves look like? Lucky guy. Merry Christmas. Have a good stream.

[00:16:53] What? What do you mean? Lucky guy. I am the lucky guy. I am Santa. You're my elves.

[00:17:00] Then you can quite cute the day chat if I say so myself so I'm the lucky guy to have

[00:17:08] such cute little alps.

[00:17:11] Now what?

[00:17:12] Where's my beard?

[00:17:13] I shaved it.

[00:17:14] Apparently the ladies like um, fresh shaven, true that sounds really like, you know what

[00:17:26] Honestly, don't even worry about it.

[00:17:31] Right, okay.

[00:17:32] It's time to play the game.

[00:17:34] Ah! Okay, okay.

[00:17:36] We have two karaoke plays.

[00:17:37] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:17:38] Okay, okay, hold on.

[00:17:40] Hold on, okay, karaoke number one.

[00:17:42] Chata, I think this might be a door of singing.

[00:17:45] Okay, wait, oh no.

[00:17:47] No, I'm not doing firework.

[00:17:50] It's Christmas karaoke time.

[00:17:52] Hold on!

[00:17:54] I'm so sorry! I'm team 90 Castle and 90 Castle!

[00:17:59] Thank you! Thank you, Glutik! Thank you!

[00:18:02] Okay, hold on.

[00:18:03] Didn't know you'd be up at all today.

[00:18:05] Merry Christmas, Lydia.

[00:18:07] Of course I'm up! It's Christmas!

[00:18:09] I can't miss Christmas.

[00:18:11] Apart from the first Christmas I ever streamed, I did miss that Christmas.

[00:18:14] But this is my fourth ever Christmas streaming.

[00:18:18] And my fifth ever Christmas...

[00:18:21] Being a streamer, that's so scary bro, that's so, that's so scary, that's so scary.

[00:18:29] Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, May, could you pick another karaoke?

[00:18:33] We've got to do Christmas karaoke, sorry, I forgot to make that clear.

[00:18:36] Sorry, it's got to be Christmas because it's like Christmas, you know, legit.

[00:18:45] Wait, hold on, it's like actually, guys, the day is Christmas Day.

[00:18:49] Crazy! Crazy! Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, here we go.

[00:18:53] How does it feel like Christmas date?

[00:18:57] It don't feel like Christmas at all.

[00:19:01] Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do.

[00:19:05] Okay, sorry. Right.

[00:19:09] Oh, this was later. I didn't just make the camera

[00:19:13] really big for no reason. Okay, my bad.

[00:19:17] I'm going to...

[00:19:23] I was going to say punch you but then I'm not going to do that because then it's going

[00:19:29] to come flying off.

[00:19:30] Okay, don't worry.

[00:19:33] You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town

[00:19:49] He's making it less, he's checking it twice, he's gotta find out who's not your nice Santa Claus is coming to town

[00:20:02] Yeah, I know these things.

[00:20:04] When you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

[00:20:09] He knows if you've been bad or good.

[00:20:13] So be good, more than goodness sake.

[00:20:16] Hmm, better watch out.

[00:20:18] You better not cry.

[00:20:20] You better not pout.

[00:20:22] I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.

[00:20:28] He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's not your nice.

[00:20:37] Santa Claus is coming to town. Hmm, who's not your nice?

[00:20:43] He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

[00:20:49] He knows if you've been fat.

[00:20:52] You bet!

[00:20:53] All good, so be good.

[00:20:54] For good this thing,

[00:20:56] Rubba think you're the fine!

[00:20:57] You better watch out!

[00:20:59] You better not cry!

[00:21:01] You better not pop!

[00:21:02] I'm telling you why!

[00:21:04] Santa Claus is coming to town.

[00:21:09] Hello, I'm in town.

[00:21:11] Santa Claus is coming to town.

[00:21:15] Hello!

[00:21:16] I'm behind you,

[00:21:17] Santa Claus is coming to town.

[00:21:22] Chat, where's your town? I can show up at your house.

[00:21:26] I can give you lots of presents if you just please kindly put your address in chat.

[00:21:30] That would be really cool!

[00:21:33] So, thank you for the time!

[00:21:35] Oh my goodness!

[00:21:37] So, thank you! Thank you!

[00:21:40] Merry Christmas, So, thank you for the time. Thank you!

[00:21:44] And I think that's all, I think that's all, and I think that's all, thank you!

[00:21:51] And so thank you for the time.

[00:21:53] Thank you for everything.

[00:21:55] Hello, hi.

[00:21:57] Hello.

[00:21:59] What's up?

[00:22:00] Guys, this is a guy by the way, do I look tough?

[00:22:03] Say hello, make sure they don't see me.

[00:22:09] Right.

[00:22:11] It's not a threat.

[00:22:14] Was that was there another karaoke or did that?

[00:22:20] Was it just the one or

[00:22:24] Okay, okay, well, oh this this one, okay, okay, okay, um

[00:22:33] Oh, oh you thought that was the end of the singing segment wrong

[00:22:39] psych

[00:22:42] Number two

[00:22:44] I feel like this needs um, okay, I'm gonna try and do this in like

[00:23:05] Am I doing it oh my gosh, how do people turn the hands are

[00:23:08] You know what? Don't worry. No, don't worry. How do we do that? I feel like that's something

[00:23:17] that needs a lot of practice. Thank you. Thank you so much for the time gifted again. Thank

[00:23:25] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:23:27] Okay.

[00:23:28] Ah, ah, ah.

[00:23:30] Doremi fa solatido.

[00:23:35] La re mi fa solatidi.

[00:23:45] Was that it backwards?

[00:23:47] Doremi fa solatido.

[00:23:51] Olay rum a faucy to see

[00:23:56] 8 hour wait people can do that alphabet backwards by the way, okay?

[00:24:02] Kapeh chung this to every single person that can do that.

[00:24:06] That's impossible, okay.

[00:24:08] Like Brain, I feel like brains don't work that way, right?

[00:24:15] IT IS!

[00:24:16] IT'S HARD!

[00:24:18] I do not remember that being in the song, okay?

[00:24:48] I want the baby, baby

[00:24:51] I want someone to love me, someone to hold

[00:24:55] Baby, baby

[00:24:58] He'll be on my own in the big red boat

[00:25:02] Santa, can you hear me, hear me?

[00:25:05] I have been so good this year

[00:25:08] And all I want is one thing

[00:25:12] Tell me that your love is near

[00:25:15] Heal I want, just for me, underneath the Christmas tree

[00:25:21] I'll be waiting here

[00:25:24] All I want is time to wish this year

[00:25:29] Someone like that. Yeah, my bad, it's ruined, okay.

[00:25:32] Mmm, mmm. Yeah, yeah.

[00:25:38] Oh, it's not mumble rap cool.

[00:25:40] Christmas Eve, I just can't sleep.

[00:25:44] Would I be wrong for taking a peek?

[00:25:47] Here's a hurt that y'all coming to count

[00:25:50] Sensor, can you hear me?

[00:25:53] Yeah, I really hope you're on your way

[00:25:57] It's special in your play

[00:26:00] Oh please make my wish come true

[00:26:03] Sensor, can you hear me?

[00:26:06] I love my baby baby

[00:26:08] I can almost sound like a valley girl

[00:26:10] Someone to love me, someone to hold

[00:26:13] Maybe I've made bad

[00:26:16] Would be all alone

[00:26:19] Missile tell

[00:26:20] Dancer can you hear me?

[00:26:23] I have been so good this year

[00:26:26] And all I want is one thing

[00:26:29] Tell me that your love is near

[00:26:33] Is all I want just for me

[00:26:36] Underneath my missile tree

[00:26:39] I'll be waiting here

[00:26:42] Santa, that's my only wish this year!

[00:26:47] You ever pin that?

[00:26:49] Okay, by the way, reach the ceiling time!

[00:26:53] Oh yeah, Santa!

[00:26:55] You got the vibe!

[00:26:56] Bring me love, I can't call mine.

[00:26:59] Oh, yeah, I mean, cardinal con, sorry.

[00:27:02] Okay, that have been so good this year, year, year.

[00:27:06] Oh, oh, oh, can't be alone.

[00:27:11] Under the mistletoe, big red ball

[00:27:17] Santa, can you hear me?

[00:27:19] Oh, Linch, you know I have been so good this year

[00:27:23] And all I want is one thing

[00:27:26] Tell me that your love is near

[00:27:30] All I want is just for me

[00:27:33] Underneath the mistletoe

[00:27:36] What did I say that again for?

[00:27:38] All right, all right.

[00:27:40] Under that smile, we wish this year.

[00:27:46] Santa, can you hear me?

[00:27:48] Can you hear me?

[00:27:50] Yeah.

[00:27:52] Oh, Santa.

[00:27:56] That's all I want, just for me.

[00:27:59] Underneath my mistle.

[00:28:02] Oh my goodness, this is something wrong with my brain.

[00:28:04] Wait in here.

[00:28:06] That's my only wish this year. I can't why can't I say Christmas tree? What is?

[00:28:13] That's my only wish this year

[00:28:22] Si

[00:28:36] I don't think that was the last that I've ever done.

[00:28:41] Are there any more karaoke revisions or can I unmute now?

[00:28:44] How would you know if you can unmute?

[00:28:48] If you can't mute?

[00:28:50] How would you know?

[00:28:52] Hmm.

[00:28:55] Ah, it's hard to even check.

[00:28:57] What? What?

[00:28:59] Not a bad thank you for the gift that you I can fix that.

[00:29:03] Who are you referring to buddy?

[00:29:07] Who are you referring to?

[00:29:09] I'm Flags! I knew!

[00:29:11] Merry Christmas. Your stream-

[00:29:13] Said I have something to tell you that-

[00:29:14] That taught me very much listening skills.

[00:29:16] Thank you, Lydia.

[00:29:21] Uh...

[00:29:23] My streams have taught you English listening skills?

[00:29:28] Oh, I'm so sorry. You might have to relearn quite a bit, my bad.

[00:29:33] pinned pinned

[00:29:36] So I came here for the feet tag was that a lie at Lydia Violet

[00:29:45] First time chatter guys, he's not jerking

[00:29:55] Does anyone want to tell him what's going on

[00:29:58] This is not the first time this has happened, I'm still waiting to see one person at the

[00:30:07] people that come in and say that and explain the situation.

[00:30:10] I'm not going to mod him.

[00:30:12] You understand that if I mod everyone that says stuff like that, like you guys want,

[00:30:17] you don't happen.

[00:30:19] You don't happen.

[00:30:21] Okay.

[00:30:22] Then we have crazy mods who have a bad day and gone around page and ban all of

[00:30:27] Would you want to be banned? That's a rhetorical question. You don't need to answer that, but the answer should be no, or you don't want to be banned.

[00:30:36] It's not my fault!

[00:30:39] No! Thank you!

[00:30:42] I don't see.

[00:30:44] What the?

[00:30:46] Oh my gosh, hold on. Can I show you something? I did something for a really long time.

[00:30:52] And no, I can't, I did something and I want to show you because it's to do with stream

[00:31:03] today and also I can hug Bunny while doing this at the same time.

[00:31:08] Okay, are you ready?

[00:31:11] Are you ready to see something epic?

[00:31:17] Because this is crazy, okay, this is crazy, this is crazy.

[00:31:20] So you need to be ready to see the epic thing otherwise I can't show you the epic thing that I'm about to show you okay.

[00:31:30] It's not gonna be underwhelming.

[00:31:34] How epic? Scale of 1 to 10, it's a 10 out of 10.

[00:31:43] Thank you for the time!

[00:31:45] Wow, that was amazing!

[00:31:46] Thank you so much again! Thank you!

[00:31:49] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, hold on. Okay, I'm gonna show you guys the epic thing

[00:31:56] But can I get some sympathy really quick before I?

[00:32:00] This is not the epic thing by the way, I just I want to show you this and then I'll show you the crazy thing, okay?

[00:32:19] Look how red and swole in these two fingers are.

[00:32:29] Guys, today was the torturous day of a Neddath experience and another Neddath experience.

[00:32:44] I was going to make my non-caffeinated green tea in the morning as I do every single morning

[00:32:53] while listening to funk music when Alexa tells me to go make my tea and put wheat bran and

[00:33:00] olive oil on my breading meal because olive oil has fat in it and I'm trying to eat

[00:33:08] more fat, and then wheat bran has sparmidine, which like increases your life expectancy.

[00:33:19] Okay, so like that all like three and one, but I was so I was brushing because like I

[00:33:24] took like two minutes longer to get out of bed in the morning.

[00:33:26] I don't know, anyways, I'm sorry, tension.

[00:33:30] And so I was brushing because I like woke up like two minutes later because I don't

[00:33:35] know, like you don't even like sleep through your alarm for a little bit.

[00:33:38] Anyway, okay, so um, so um, so so I like didn't have enough water in the kettle

[00:33:46] And um, I went to pull the water into the like glass jug thing and um

[00:33:53] And um, I didn't have enough water so I was like I was like going like that

[00:33:58] Oh

[00:34:08] I dare not say that I can shut this video down!

[00:34:11] Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much!

[00:34:17] Sorry that this is a really sad depressing music play.

[00:34:19] Um, appreciate it, I thought. Thank you.

[00:34:24] Um, so um, so um, so as I lifted the lid right, okay?

[00:34:29] The lid of the castle, or as I lifted the castle, the lid of the castle fell off, right?

[00:34:34] And all the steam from the cattle came out and it went on my fingers.

[00:34:41] Which like doesn't, you know what's so, like my fingers were like, they're actually quite a lot better now, compared to what they were.

[00:34:46] Like when I was making my corn, I literally couldn't even bend them. Like they were so painful.

[00:34:51] To be fair, I didn't run them under a cold tap.

[00:34:53] And I think you were supposed to run them under a cold tap.

[00:34:56] But what do you mean deserved?

[00:35:01] Literally what did I do to you, Bert?

[00:35:03] Literally, literally more than I need to, but yeah, I didn't run the Mandakur water, which

[00:35:12] I think it was supposed to do, because that chat, did you know, fun fact, when you like

[00:35:17] get like a bad burn, okay, your skin is literally cooking.

[00:35:21] So it's like still really hot, and then you need to like cool it down as fast as possible

[00:35:25] because it's still burning, even when you take the thing away.

[00:35:28] But yeah, this was legit from like steam.

[00:35:31] It wasn't even from the boiling water.

[00:35:32] It was from the steam of the boiling water.

[00:35:35] Crazy!

[00:35:36] So, the sweet smell of science.

[00:35:40] So, okay, yeah, now I have two poorly fingers

[00:35:43] and I'm cooking today.

[00:35:44] So if you, I don't know, see my hands and they look,

[00:35:51] just don't say that I have old lady hands

[00:35:53] because that's really messed up.

[00:35:54] And I'm, you know, they're actually painful.

[00:35:59] So now you're insulting everyone that has burnt hands.

[00:36:02] Okay, and browser, thank you for getting to this little,

[00:36:05] so thank you for the 20 again.

[00:36:07] Thank you very much.

[00:36:08] Okay, thank you very much for listening

[00:36:10] to my sympathy fate of the day.

[00:36:17] Now that's not the way.

[00:36:20] I can show you my epic thing, right?

[00:36:26] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:36:27] Hold on, I'm gonna do this on the count of three.

[00:36:29] Okay.

[00:36:32] Three, okay, this is crazy, this is crazy.

[00:36:34] Okay, I'm Christy, thank you.

[00:36:38] Merry Christmas to my favorite beautiful English body,

[00:36:41] Lydia.

[00:36:43] Thanks, Christy.

[00:36:47] Three.

[00:36:48] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, this is crazy, this would be Alice

[00:37:10] to do okay? So I just, I need the hype, I need the hype, okay?

[00:37:14] Okay.

[00:37:17] Three.

[00:37:20] Two.

[00:37:23] Five.

[00:37:25] Four.

[00:37:27] Three.

[00:37:28] Why do I feel like I'm gonna dox myself?

[00:37:32] Stop!

[00:37:34] Thank you so much for me for holding you in the bag.

[00:37:36] Thank you so much.

[00:37:38] Thank you so much for the 20 again.

[00:37:58] Oh my goodness, goodness, goodness, goodness, thank you for your Proustula and I, I don't

[00:38:05] thank you enough thank you so much what was I even what was I even doing I

[00:38:12] literally can't remember okay oh I think I was thinking countdown starting from

[00:38:16] 10 I think I was doing this countdown starting from 10 right

[00:38:22] Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:38:29] 10!

[00:38:32] 9!

[00:38:34] 8!

[00:38:36] 7!

[00:38:39] 6!

[00:38:40] 1 is count!

[00:38:42] 5!

[00:38:44] 4!

[00:38:46] 3!

[00:38:47] Thank you so much for this thank you so much for the time gift that's still um can you

[00:39:14] confirm that you are not a paid actor. Can you confirm? Thank you very much.

[00:39:25] I'm 10. Give it. If you could just prove that to Chad, I would I would

[00:39:30] appreciate that very much. Okay, starting from five. Starting from five. Okay, five.

[00:39:37] 4

[00:39:39] 3

[00:39:41] 2

[00:39:45] Setting your record for countdown

[00:39:47] How?

[00:39:49] 1

[00:39:51] 1

[00:39:53] 1

[00:39:55] 1

[00:39:57] 2

[00:39:59] 1

[00:40:01] 2

[00:40:03] I don't know

[00:40:05] So thank you so much.

[00:40:10] Thank you so much.

[00:40:11] Thank you so much for the time gifted.

[00:40:13] I appreciate it so much.

[00:40:15] Thank you so much.

[00:40:17] OK, guys, this is going to be the biggest clip of the year.

[00:40:21] OK, this what I'm about to show you

[00:40:24] is going to be the craziest clip of the entire year.

[00:40:27] OK, and you guys are going to be there for it.

[00:40:30] And it's going to be epic.

[00:40:32] OK?

[00:40:33] And trust me, you're not gonna regret it.

[00:40:35] Like you're not gonna regret it.

[00:40:37] So thank you so much for the tan.

[00:40:39] Thank you so much for the tan.

[00:40:40] Wwwstool, once again.

[00:40:43] Okay, we're gonna start from five this time.

[00:40:45] This is gonna be a crazy clip.

[00:40:47] Nothing's gonna happen.

[00:40:48] And then it's gonna go bam,

[00:40:49] and everyone's gonna go boom,

[00:40:50] and everyone's gonna go, wow, that's crazy.

[00:40:52] Okay, trust me, I spent hours on this.

[00:40:53] You won't regret it, you won't regret it.

[00:40:55] Okay.

[00:40:56] Okay.

[00:40:58] Five,

[00:41:00] four,

[00:41:01] three,

[00:41:03] Two.

[00:41:06] One.

[00:41:33] I would just like to say, thank you guys so much, thank you so much Zula, hold on, hold

[00:42:02] No one saw that by the way. Can we all confirm? No one saw anything, right? So this is gonna

[00:42:12] be a crazy clip.

[00:42:13] We've got a glimpse, Joji reference for those who know ball.

[00:42:22] No one's soul.

[00:42:27] Guys, epic clip.

[00:42:30] I'm sweet.

[00:42:32] Sweet.

[00:42:33] So.

[00:42:34] D.V.

[00:42:36] Thank you guys so much.

[00:42:39] For the 10 gifted.

[00:42:40] I'm gonna...

[00:42:46] BOOM!

[00:42:48] BOOM!

[00:42:52] You know what? I'm not doing the clip!

[00:43:00] Oh my gosh!

[00:43:01] Merry Christmas, Marry me!

[00:43:22] Oh my god!

[00:43:24] Merry Christmas Lydia!

[00:43:26] Love the fit!

[00:43:52] No less than three number one streamer next time just tell us without a warning

[00:44:10] Lydia, little Lydia, little Lydia, little cheer 1000s, Merry Christmas.

[00:44:14] Yeah, but then it's not the epic, the epic build up. Oh my gosh.

[00:44:22] Have a sip of calm down juice.

[00:44:26] Have a, um, have a sip of calm down juice really quick.

[00:44:40] Oh

[00:45:04] Merry Christmas kissing face emoji

[00:45:07] Merry Christmas, Lydia Violet.

[00:45:12] Lydia Violet, I hope that you have a really good Christmas.

[00:45:18] Of a simulation overload, okay, hold on.

[00:45:21] Have a little bit of calm down juice.

[00:45:22] Have a little bit of calm down juice, okay.

[00:45:29] Flo!

[00:45:31] Thank you for the safety gift at Sons.

[00:45:35] Oh my gosh, thank you.

[00:45:37] Jay. Thank you for the 10 so thank you for the 10

[00:45:41] Thank you for the time again

[00:46:04] And what I said

[00:46:07] I'll paint the town rad. Oops, I said what I said. I'll paint the town rad. See the devil.

[00:46:18] Something like that.

[00:46:23] Thank you for the 50 gifts, dad.

[00:46:29] Thank you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

[00:46:36] Oh!

[00:46:37] Oh, you want another countdown?

[00:46:39] Oh.

[00:46:40] Wait.

[00:46:41] I've seen how you get so, and how you get so.

[00:46:44] My friend!

[00:46:45] I've seen how you get so, and how you get so.

[00:46:49] Thank you for the five.

[00:46:52] Thank you.

[00:47:05] Totally molly, wolly molly, whoa.

[00:47:09] Whoa.

[00:47:11] Thanks, Franco.

[00:47:15] How do we calm? Um, I'm near. Thank you in the full amounts. Are we, um, are we calm?

[00:47:22] Hold on. Okay, the bobble on the top of my hat should be hypnotizing you right now.

[00:47:32] Chat, what is a pacifier and how do I get my hands on a pacifier?

[00:47:37] Oh my gosh, wait, hold on. Are they like those darts?

[00:47:40] So I can like shoot you with one of those like darts and then you get a sleepy. Is that legally?

[00:47:49] Chat, will I legally be able to do that?

[00:47:52] Oh, oh you guys want a dummy?

[00:47:57] Oh my gosh, I remember when I was a kid, I never had a dummy, I'm a very random tangent.

[00:48:04] When I was a kid, I was never allowed a dummy in my life, right?

[00:48:07] Okay, I never had a dummy.

[00:48:08] And then when I was like five, I was used to crying, I didn't have a dummy phase of

[00:48:11] my life.

[00:48:12] So then my parents bought me a dummy when I was like five years old.

[00:48:16] But um, yeah.

[00:48:18] And then I used it for like a week and then I think my mom hit it because she

[00:48:21] was like she's five why she got it on me you know I mean yeah I don't know what

[00:48:26] people cool oh sorry not dummy dumb that I it might have a different name for I

[00:48:33] I don't know, like a chewy sucky thing.

[00:48:36] That's not just an English thing, right?

[00:48:44] Thank you for the two packs. Thank you.

[00:49:03] Let's get it started!

[00:49:05] Let's get it started!

[00:49:07] Merry Christmas, Stadia and Chut.

[00:49:09] I can't watch stream today.

[00:49:10] Only can lurking enjoying hot pot with my parents' clock.

[00:49:13] Oh my gosh, wait, hold on.

[00:49:14] Does actually know where you've got hot pot today?

[00:49:16] Mmm.

[00:49:17] Very yummy.

[00:49:18] But you know what?

[00:49:19] It's not as yummy as our Christmas dinner.

[00:49:22] That I will one day get out, get onto.

[00:49:25] But I won't get onto it right now.

[00:49:27] Actually, no, I will get onto it right now.

[00:49:29] Okay.

[00:49:30] a dramatic countdown I am gonna show you my Christmas dinner are you ready and

[00:49:40] thank you very much thank you very much are you ready last time

[00:50:00] Five. Okay, time, but I decided not to.

[00:50:04] Four.

[00:50:06] Three.

[00:50:08] Two.

[00:50:12] One. Why does the comma by Honda look so orange? It doesn't all look like this in real life.

[00:50:16] Okay, one.

[00:50:22] Okay, wait, hold on. Look at this.

[00:50:24] First of all...

[00:50:30] I don't know why I hit myself.

[00:50:32] Um, wait, can we go?

[00:50:33] Yeah, you can hit me still, right?

[00:50:35] Okay, hold on. Um, one if you can hit me.

[00:50:40] Yeah, I thought I'd have this to the under-eye level.

[00:50:44] Yeah, double-check that I can go.

[00:50:48] Can't be you, you took me down the floor.

[00:50:52] Nine!

[00:50:53] Wait, I mean nine!

[00:50:54] Hold on, everything's left.

[00:50:56] Okay.

[00:50:57] Okay, what's that? What's that?

[00:51:00] For that one guy that redeemed hug bunny, okay, this is where bunny normally is, it's

[00:51:15] the bunny torture area.

[00:51:16] This is where bunny sits on the floor.

[00:51:19] He knows his place.

[00:51:21] Right.

[00:51:22] Okay.

[00:51:23] Oh, also, this is my...

[00:51:24] Right, um, uh, okay, oh, also, this is my, hmm, how would you like to look at this, but-

[00:51:28] They have sent me to give you ideas, but not just any ideas.

[00:51:32] The ultimate, how do you worry?

[00:51:34] They have sent me to give you ideas, but-

[00:51:38] Hm, are you sure you want me to do that? Is that legally, yeah.

[00:51:42] Just don't report me. Okay, chat.

[00:51:45] When I use this cam-

[00:51:47] Lydia, why is Bunny dead? Why is he in the kitchen, next to the oven?

[00:51:52] Sorry, I can't answer that question.

[00:51:57] Pressing. What's the word?

[00:51:59] Pressing? What's the thing that they say?

[00:52:03] Oh, whoa, whoa. Sorry, my bad.

[00:52:05] What's that thing that they say?

[00:52:08] Leading. Objection. Leading.

[00:52:11] Oh, wait. Sorry. Keep doing the same.

[00:52:13] Okay. Hold on. Okay.

[00:52:15] Sorry. Now everything is less got.

[00:52:17] Okay. Okay.

[00:52:22] Um, I have something to show you oh, yeah, sorry, that's what I was gonna say. I knew okay

[00:52:28] I had to say something important. Okay chat

[00:52:31] When I am over that

[00:52:33] Then we can hear you. Okay, you're TT. I still works

[00:52:40] Everything still works, but you can't hear me. Okay?

[00:52:45] When I step away from the mic, I am a mute streamer. Okay?

[00:52:52] Which means that I can't fight back. But that's fine, that's fine. Okay, hold on one last bite of...

[00:52:57] Hmm. Oh, wrong name. Okay. Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

[00:53:22] Mary, Mary Linda and Chats.

[00:54:22] We can hear oven sounds, maybe we can hear you too?

[00:54:35] Any 1000 sub-gifters in chat?

[00:54:38] For the extra good boy treatment?

[00:54:40] No burning guaranteed.

[00:54:49] Dami Claus is so much better than plain old Dami Mommy.

[00:55:19] Brussels sprouts cannot be that good, brah.

[00:55:49] Reminder for all, Darmie Claus is an award-winning nominated streamer.

[00:56:14] with lots of butter at Liddy Violet steamed, not raw.

[00:56:44] Lighting took a bit but low key step on bunny viciously.

[00:57:00] Why did you just do the 6.7 emote?

[00:57:44] I think for that little stunt you should give Bunny a carrot.

[00:58:12] Dummy, you can't cook or drive please get some professional help.

[00:58:42] Muted Lidia is a Christmas miracle we can all appreciate.

[00:59:12] Lydia, the letter E is the only letter in the alphabet that got a Christmas gift from

[00:59:34] Santa.

[00:59:36] You wanna know why?

[00:59:37] Cause all the other letters are not E.

[00:59:41] be fair Lidia I rather eat more hot pot than your cooking base.

[00:59:51] Jokes aside, Lidia, this is an epic setup.

[00:59:54] Great job WW.

[01:01:24] We're playing a game guys called guess what Lydia's doing, first throwing gang signs now

[01:01:46] eating food next to bunny. Pro tip, don't eat the chicken raw, pig nod.

[01:01:56] I knew there was no bed frame but no table either.

[01:02:16] Not a pinch of seasoning for that bird in sight.

[01:02:39] So why we slapping the thighs of a turkey?

[01:02:42] I hear.

[01:02:46] I'm sure pepper is too spicy for her.

[01:04:40] anyone else feel cornered and vulnerable?

[01:04:47] um...

[01:04:52] any- anyone else?

[01:04:55] no, I think that might just be you buddy

[01:04:58] think that might just be you, um...

[01:05:00] hello

[01:05:02] sorry, I just- I went to the um...

[01:05:04] I went to the toilet, what did you see?

[01:05:06] It's already dead but I'm sure our little chef will find a way to kill it a second time.

[01:05:18] I'm gonna bring a second life to this bird, okay, and you are gonna be halfway through

[01:05:24] eating it and it's gonna start flapping away in your mouth.

[01:05:29] Now what?

[01:05:30] Is that better?

[01:05:33] Is that what you want for?

[01:05:37] Anyways, OK.

[01:05:38] So we kind of have a predicament.

[01:05:43] I'm going to do the majority of the cooking here.

[01:05:45] And then I'm going to sway in and out

[01:05:48] because we have a lot of things to put in the oven.

[01:05:52] I've actually got three separate recipes

[01:05:55] or three different ingredient-less things

[01:05:58] for cooking lots of different things.

[01:06:00] So this is going to be like a multi-faceted, advanced cooking stream if you guys are ready

[01:06:09] for it.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] Three.

[01:06:12] No, it's okay.

[01:06:13] Okay.

[01:06:14] I'm preparing my own Christmas dinner now.

[01:06:15] I wonder which one will be eatable?

[01:06:18] Yours or mine?

[01:06:19] I already know which one.

[01:06:22] Okay.

[01:06:23] I already know.

[01:06:24] I would bet on it.

[01:06:25] I feel quick and hear you in the kitchen.

[01:06:28] We could hear noises from oven, bags, and when you slap your legs, Lydia hug.

[01:06:33] Oven isn't on though.

[01:06:35] So I don't think it was the oven.

[01:06:37] And I'm just, you know, I thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:06:41] Okay, I'm gonna scream.

[01:06:43] Tell me if you can hit me twice, okay?

[01:06:45] I'm gonna scream.

[01:06:47] Oh, the oven door.

[01:06:49] Oh, oh, oh.

[01:06:51] Okay, um, is it like bad?

[01:06:54] Is it like echoey?

[01:06:56] Bad. Uh, no. Okay, can you put up with it? Okay, okay. What about if I scream? It's bad.

[01:07:03] How many fire extinguishers are on hand? Please tell me you have plenty.

[01:07:09] Why would I need more than one fire extinguisher?

[01:07:11] Then can we please not slap the thighs of the turkey? I feel ashamed people sad.

[01:07:17] I guarantee that I won't be slapping the thighs of any turkey.

[01:07:21] Okay, okay, I'm going to scream, tell me if you hear it, okay?

[01:07:26] Three, two, one.

[01:07:28] It's okay.

[01:07:32] I feel like most of the people in my book of flats aren't here today, so it's fine.

[01:07:37] Oh, no, sorry, I don't mean like, can you hear it?

[01:07:40] I mean, like, can you hear...

[01:07:44] Like, it comes through twice.

[01:07:48] twice. Can you hear me scream? Okay, you know what I mean. Do it louder. Okay. Chat as loud

[01:07:57] as I possibly can, okay? I needed to scream and scream in like a non-aggressive, like

[01:08:09] I don't need help kind of way because otherwise, yeah, someone may have come running. And

[01:08:17] No one's gonna come running.

[01:08:20] Said I, I reckon if I screamed for help,

[01:08:23] no one would come running.

[01:08:26] Sad.

[01:08:28] Okay, I have a question.

[01:08:31] Do you think if you screamed as loud as you can,

[01:08:36] someone would help you?

[01:08:40] Just ask.

[01:08:43] You're supposed to go up.

[01:08:45] Like you're in the face that you look.

[01:08:46] It's worth the disappointment to test it.

[01:08:49] Oh, huh!

[01:08:50] Yeah, buddy, it's okay, just believe they weren't.

[01:08:54] Just believe.

[01:08:55] Okay.

[01:08:56] Um, so, uh, yeah, this is how we're gonna work.

[01:08:58] Sorry, that was a very aggressive clap.

[01:09:00] I didn't mean to interrupt.

[01:09:01] So clap that aggressively.

[01:09:02] Um, we have three recipes.

[01:09:05] Understand the hat, which is permanently on the verge of pulling off.

[01:09:10] Chat, would you judge me if I was like half Santa, half reindeer?

[01:09:13] Oh my gosh, hold on!

[01:09:15] No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, can I be this because I'm constantly in an uncomfortable state where I can't move my head because my santa hat is gonna fall off at the moment.

[01:09:24] I am a reindeer.

[01:09:27] To try to dress up as santa, to get into santa's vault and rob him.

[01:09:36] And then, there is like, I have a lot to do, okay, hold on a minute.

[01:09:45] And then it also kind of makes sense why I have a tail in that case as well, that makes

[01:10:04] more sense.

[01:10:05] Okay, great, hold on.

[01:10:07] Yeah, I like suppressed the dares of the reindeer so I could like fit it under the hat so I

[01:10:15] I could like hide the fact that I was a, you know what, don't worry.

[01:10:19] Oh, I'm like, probably, oh my God, chat,

[01:10:21] I'm bending the metal of the safety pin.

[01:10:25] Does that mean I'm-

[01:10:25] I hope you found someone else to be your getaway driver.

[01:10:31] Well, I can actually fly, sorry.

[01:10:35] I wanna fly away.

[01:10:38] Do do do do do do.

[01:10:42] Okay, remember the law.

[01:10:45] advanced, right. As the reindeer pulled her legs so she needs kinesiotae. I felt like

[01:11:02] I did not pronounce that right. Okay anyway, what is kinesiotae? Okay, chat, don't use

[01:11:07] big words around here, okay, otherwise we're fine, but okay. Okay, um, so, uh, oh yeah,

[01:11:13] Yeah, that's what I was doing, cooking, I'm cooking.

[01:11:15] Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

[01:11:16] What, how is it taking me this long to

[01:11:20] Kenasio?

[01:11:21] Kenasio, that's not a word people use.

[01:11:27] What?

[01:11:29] What I have on my arms?

[01:11:30] Okay, you know what, don't worry.

[01:11:33] Don't worry.

[01:11:34] Like, I see, how does this help with injuries?

[01:11:38] Like, what is this gonna do?

[01:11:39] How do you get injured?

[01:11:40] And you're like, I'm gonna tape it up.

[01:11:42] I feel like bleeding out, but then people use bandages, right?

[01:11:44] They don't use tape to hold my muscles.

[01:11:48] Bruh, let's just say this is, this ain't holding my muscles.

[01:11:51] My muscles are bursting right out of this.

[01:11:53] Okay, sorry.

[01:11:54] Anyways, okay, um, sorry, the chicken.

[01:11:56] I mean the turkey, the turkey.

[01:11:58] Uh.

[01:12:01] Ugh.

[01:12:02] Okay, we are...

[01:12:05] Stuffing.

[01:12:08] We are stuffing the turkey today.

[01:12:12] Um, does anyone know how you stuff a tacky does anyone know I feel like this is gonna

[01:12:29] feel really wrong but like it is what you're supposed to do.

[01:12:33] I just feel like it's gonna feel 18 plus.

[01:12:37] I'm definitely allowed to do this on Twitch, right?

[01:12:43] I don't know, this is gonna feel weird. I've never done anything like this before.

[01:12:49] You can't say how to stuff a taggy because all of them might want to hold it.

[01:12:53] Start by washing your hands.

[01:12:54] Right. No, my hands are clean. My hands are clean. Don't worry. Don't worry.

[01:12:58] Okay.

[01:12:59] Okay. Uh...

[01:13:01] Right, let me start with just attacking and then we can put this in the oven fast, okay?

[01:13:14] I'm slashed!

[01:13:15] Merry Christmas, Lydia.

[01:13:16] Merry Christmas, thank you very much.

[01:13:19] Okay.

[01:13:20] So why are the carrots wet?

[01:13:27] That doesn't mean they're moldy, right?

[01:13:31] Like why do I just open the bag and they're wet?

[01:13:36] Um, right, okay.

[01:13:39] Do I just pop the bag open?

[01:13:43] Well, I'm gonna get sour mold now.

[01:13:46] will take much longer to cook.

[01:13:50] Yeah, no, that's okay. That's okay. Don't worry.

[01:13:53] Don't worry. We have all night. I mean, I'm going to

[01:13:56] do a book in the classroom as well. But we have all night.

[01:13:59] Okay. Um,

[01:14:04] should I wag loves?

[01:14:06] Surely this is like cross contaminant. Okay, sir. Okay.

[01:14:09] Hold on. Hold on. Last, last little little nipple of

[01:14:12] Um, Santa, because I feel like I don't want to be like eating food at the same time as cooking.

[01:14:19] Hmm, I'm not really hungry when I'm cooking actually, how do people do that?

[01:14:26] But we should have got a starter.

[01:14:28] Like, what are we going to snack on in like the two hours that our chicken is cooking?

[01:14:33] Hmm, yes, sorry, I did um, I did Ravage Santa's hat and head.

[01:14:41] So remember, I'm not Santa, I'm fake Santa.

[01:14:46] Come to Robb Santa.

[01:14:48] We actually hate Santa-ship, not that we're the problem.

[01:14:54] And the reason why no one's got a no presents this year, okay, what about the kids though?

[01:15:05] What about him?

[01:15:07] You know maybe them having a Christmas with no presents?

[01:15:10] them more grateful next year when they get presents because it's not assumed. Which side

[01:15:22] is this? So this is where I am putting the stuffing. Right. Yeah. Okay. Hold up. Hold

[01:15:40] hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me, let me get those recipes. Let me pull it up real quick. Okay.

[01:15:46] Mmm.

[01:15:48] Prostrema, give me a second. Prostrema?

[01:15:51] Okay. And then...

[01:16:02] Okay.

[01:16:05] Wait, why am I saying okay with this chipmunks? Okay.

[01:16:07] OK, chicken.

[01:16:10] One whole chicken.

[01:16:11] WW, stuffing, one lemon, one.

[01:16:14] I don't really know what I've got.

[01:16:15] So do we need to stuff a whole lemon up there as well?

[01:16:19] I don't know how much stuff can be.

[01:16:21] Hold on.

[01:16:23] Who was the first person to ever stuff a chicken?

[01:16:31] And why did they do that?

[01:16:32] I need to take out the neck, liver and heart. Some come with those parts inside the turkey

[01:16:58] or chicken.

[01:16:59] No! Hold on, that's awful! Awful is so yummy, though, no?

[01:17:03] Ah, mm! Blah blah blah blah. Awful. I love awful.

[01:17:07] Okay, take out the fridge 20 minutes early.

[01:17:09] Oh, it's been on the fridge for ages.

[01:17:11] Okay, remove any giblets from the cavity.

[01:17:16] What does that mean?

[01:17:18] So how do you take giblets from the cavity?

[01:17:22] Giblets.

[01:17:26] Is that a those who know thing?

[01:17:28] Um

[01:17:30] Um

[01:17:31] So you're a little giblets unless that means something inappropriate then I apologize you are not a little giblets

[01:17:38] insights

[01:17:40] Oh my gosh, this feels so real bro. I

[01:17:44] Never like fundled like an action like this feels like an animal. This feels so wrong. Oh my gosh

[01:17:49] I'm actually gonna go vegetarian. That's crazy

[01:17:52] This feels so real

[01:17:54] Like like normally I like don't think about the fact that this is like an atom. Oh my gosh, okay

[01:18:05] Okay, this feels so wrong, okay, um, how do I take out the giblets can someone

[01:18:14] Okay, um, I don't I still can't fully tell which side was stuffing

[01:18:24] It's that side, right?

[01:18:29] Uh, okay.

[01:18:32] Have you heard of a cavity search, Lydia?

[01:18:34] And no, not the ones for your teeth, I hear.

[01:18:37] Okay, I feel like I'm in...

[01:18:40] Biology all over again.

[01:18:41] Okay, um, oh, I'm gonna get it on my, like, hand tape.

[01:18:45] Okay, um...

[01:18:46] The neck long.

[01:18:47] Am I supposed to do this?

[01:18:48] The other side.

[01:18:49] So I'm supposed to go in the neck.

[01:18:53] There's no way this is normally...there is no way other people are doing this at Christmas.

[01:19:04] Okay, so what am I doing in here?

[01:19:13] I just feel like I'm doing a dissection.

[01:19:15] What do I do?

[01:19:16] What am I doing?

[01:19:17] It is the other side.

[01:19:26] There's no way this is normal.

[01:19:28] I'm getting trolled so hard right now.

[01:19:30] Oh my god!

[01:19:32] Okay, this is not normal.

[01:19:36] Okay.

[01:19:37] Are you sure?

[01:19:39] So I am supposed to reach in there and just pull out stuff?

[01:19:44] I wouldn't last in the woods. If I was in the woods, I would be eating everything.

[01:19:49] What do you mean? I would... I would...

[01:19:51] We're not in the woods, okay buddy? The situation's different. I'm in my cozy home at Christmas. It's not the same vibe.

[01:19:58] Okay.

[01:20:00] You rinse it under faucet while reaching in there, Lydia of Hug.

[01:20:05] Wait, why?

[01:20:07] Shoot you! Shoot you!

[01:20:09] Put gloves on when stuffing a turkey, and you stuff through the butt.

[01:20:16] Okay, this is gonna be clipped bruh. Okay, um...

[01:20:19] Merry Christmas, Lydia, and thanks for 2025, my favorite source of happiness on Twitch, Justin.

[01:20:29] What is this song for?

[01:20:31] Okay?

[01:20:33] Shove your hang in from butt side, if you can feel squishy bits it's okay then, shove all

[01:20:50] seasonings inside, don't use oil, just butter.

[01:20:54] Speaking of stuffing, there is one thing I would stuff now, it's red, have antlers

[01:20:59] on Smile Merry Christmas. I felt the hang of it. So you want me to reach in and take

[01:21:07] that out? Can I ask what that is? Does anyone know? That's his tongue.

[01:21:22] P.O.V. Lydia, can I have a jibbak-less turkey so I don't have to stick my hands in base?

[01:21:32] Looks like it's already gutted, Lydia. You should be able to just stuff it.

[01:21:40] Okay, yeah, that's a good point. We can just leave the rest of the dangle. We can just leave the rest of the dangle. Okay, that's being closed up.

[01:21:48] Okay, okay, that's so cool.

[01:21:49] That's so cool.

[01:21:51] Now, the next thing is pat the chicken dry

[01:21:58] with a paper towel, okay, it's not wet.

[01:22:01] Make the stuffing, okay.

[01:22:03] Stuffing according to instructions.

[01:22:10] Okay, stuffing's already made, I think, actually.

[01:22:12] Yes, okay, hold on, we have the stuffing?

[01:22:18] Okay, Sage and Onion Stuffing Mix.

[01:22:22] RIP it out, don't play with it, smile.

[01:22:25] Stuffing mix is, um, I did, don't worry, I'm not gonna play with it.

[01:22:30] Um, okay, Stuffing Mix is not the same as Stuffing.

[01:22:36] It's okay, yeah.

[01:22:37] Maybe remove your rings or use glove, you might lose it inside.

[01:22:41] Oh, okay, that really tight to me, it's okay, but this is not Stuffing.

[01:22:46] If you hold the bird any longer, it will already be half-cooked.

[01:22:53] Wait, was that a compliment?

[01:22:56] Slay!

[01:22:58] I think.

[01:22:59] Wait.

[01:23:00] Got to make it on the stovetop first with some simmering water.

[01:23:05] Oh, I got it.

[01:23:08] I got it.

[01:23:09] When touching inside a turkey wash your hands afterwards, and please put gloves on.

[01:23:16] It's OK.

[01:23:17] I've never seen anyone with gloves.

[01:23:19] It's fine.

[01:23:19] OK, how do you make stuffing?

[01:23:22] Also, sorry, this is a weird view.

[01:23:25] Just don't look at the, just don't look, OK?

[01:23:31] Just don't look.

[01:23:32] Right?

[01:23:33] OK, OK, stuffing?

[01:23:35] Oh, I threw the books on the floor.

[01:23:37] Does anyone else know?

[01:23:40] OK, OK, OK.

[01:23:46] Everything fell out. Okay, um...

[01:23:54] Okay.

[01:23:56] Careful not to lose ring or fake nail inside.

[01:24:00] Fortified.

[01:24:02] The pack will have instructions for the stuffing.

[01:24:05] Like you need to mix with a bit of water on stove.

[01:24:08] Water?

[01:24:09] But I don't use stuffing like this, lol.

[01:24:11] Okay, how much is 520 ml of boiling water?

[01:24:15] Okay, tell me when to stop.

[01:24:22] Oh, I wish I could like close this bag so I could like mix it around, you know what

[01:24:38] I mean?

[01:24:39] Yeah, can't really mix this around.

[01:24:43] I guess, oh, if I just squish it, it's kind of squelching out of the thing.

[01:24:52] No, that's fine. This is fine. Okay.

[01:24:54] Okay, how do I know when it's ready? Should I just taste a bit?

[01:24:59] It definitely needs more water.

[01:25:04] I'll try and like put it down the side.

[01:25:08] Okay, okay. Oh, it's expanding. Right. Okay, double you know,

[01:25:22] I'm a little scared of boiling water after this morning, not going to lie. I had a I had

[01:25:31] horrible horrible bad experience and I don't like I don't like it anymore right

[01:25:36] um okay do I literally just put this in um

[01:25:42] Liddy, if you want a quick tutorial on gloving.

[01:25:47] Right foot to stop. Left foot to stop.

[01:25:51] Is that this is?

[01:25:52] Fly to the left. Fly to the right.

[01:25:55] Clisk crawl.

[01:25:56] This is what you want me to do before stopping the chicken?

[01:25:59] Put it into a pan of boiling water and stir slowly on the stove top for a few minutes.

[01:26:06] It's okay, we did it our way. I can't really use the stove because there's no cameras.

[01:26:11] And if it wasn't on stream, did it really happen?

[01:26:15] So I'm sure it's fine just like this.

[01:26:18] You can't get food poisoning from stuffing, right?

[01:26:23] And it's gonna be cooked nonetheless, so okay.

[01:26:25] Okay, let me just, look, it's like fully moist now.

[01:26:31] I fully moistened it.

[01:26:32] Okay, right.

[01:26:36] Do I just squeeze it in?

[01:26:38] Yeah, this just doesn't feel legally.

[01:26:44] This really does not feel legally.

[01:26:47] I think I'm going vegetarian after this.

[01:26:51] There's no way humans actually experimented and they were like, yes, this.

[01:27:06] This is yummy after trying a load of other things as well.

[01:27:12] Think about the things that humans tried and they were like, nah, that's actually a bad

[01:27:16] idea.

[01:27:17] If these are the things, they're like, yeah, this is a good idea.

[01:27:20] Okay.

[01:27:21] All right.

[01:27:22] I'm going to try and do this as quickly as possible.

[01:27:27] It's getting full up.

[01:27:31] How much stuffing?

[01:27:32] How do I know when the chicken is full?

[01:27:36] So nothing else goes in.

[01:27:43] Okay.

[01:27:44] Now it just looks like it's like we're gonna

[01:27:46] just take it back out, okay.

[01:27:50] Right.

[01:27:50] Okay, the thing is I have to put my whole hand in

[01:27:53] to chat it so slimy in that.

[01:28:00] Right.

[01:28:02] Just a little bit more and then it's okay.

[01:28:04] over. I don't know. I don't know permission to swag out. I don't fully know what that

[01:28:19] Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, guys, it's coming out again.

[01:28:35] Can I just, like, shake it in?

[01:28:41] Okay, a little more.

[01:28:49] Okay, stuffing done. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Okay, what else do we need? I haven't got a

[01:29:05] lemon unless we do have a lemon actually. Do I really want to open my fridge with my

[01:29:12] my hands like this. Okay, there's a lemon. Onion, onion! Okay, right. Let me, um, feel

[01:29:19] like I cannot touch my hair right now. Okay, onion. Yeah, we, hold on, we can put an onion

[01:29:30] in the in the turkey right right that's okay yeah oh you know I'll be so you

[01:29:44] not be so nice. Sardines. Like imagine sardine flavoured chicken. What do you mean no? People

[01:30:00] use lemons, people use oranges. Something the worst combo ever. Why would that even come

[01:30:08] to mine because because you're supposed to put a lemon in, but we don't have any lemons.

[01:30:12] So yes, um, okay, uh,

[01:30:20] sawdines aren't terrible, but anchovies, why would you put anchovies in?

[01:30:26] For weird, okay, um, no, anchovies are like really salty. Okay, sorry. Okay.

[01:30:31] I'm gonna need a knife. Hold on, chat. I'll be right back. See, should I wash my hands

[01:30:36] right now. Like, how often do people that cook wash their hands? Because there is no

[01:30:43] way they're just like not touching anything for like a half an hour. That is literally

[01:30:49] impossible. All the time, right? Okay, hold on. I'm going to wash my hands and I'm going

[01:30:56] to get a knife. I'll be right back.

[01:30:58] I think sardines and chicken may be one of those ideas you mentioned earlier that

[01:31:02] People went not a litty of giggle.

[01:31:04] What? Why?

[01:31:10] Okay.

[01:31:32] You're making me mad.

[01:31:39] Okay, uh, right, you want to just wash my hands.

[01:31:50] I'm literally just touching the chicken all over again.

[01:31:53] Okay.

[01:31:54] Okay, Chad, if you cry, you will be horrifically, horrifically judged.

[01:32:03] Honestly, I don't think that's reputation come backable, if you cry right now, let's just say.

[01:32:11] Solving, but I barely even started peeling.

[01:32:18] Unless you were crying before I started peeling the onion, then it doesn't count, I guess.

[01:32:23] I guess. Okay, um, how big are we chopping these pieces into? Or can I just put the whole onion in?

[01:32:31] Because what's the point in chopping the onion? It's not like we're eating the onion, right?

[01:32:35] We're just like chopping it, so it like, or like we're just like putting it in so it seeps in.

[01:32:40] Actually, is a whole onion gonna fit? Um, yeah, we're only doing it to like release the

[01:32:51] flavor right um okay i'll try

[01:33:06] i'm crying to see what you're doing to this poor turkey i'm not crying

[01:33:21] I wouldn't want to be that chicken.

[01:33:24] Although the chicken gets a special treatment, it'll burn to death.

[01:33:28] Pain.

[01:33:29] But I'm pretty sure that it'll taste great.

[01:33:32] Smile.

[01:33:33] It's okay, I'm done, so choose and go

[01:33:38] Lose my mind, oh my god

[01:33:50] Oh my gosh!

[01:33:53] Thank you!

[01:33:55] Less than three number one strimmer, remind me why you even grabbed a knife

[01:34:03] Oh, it was to peel it like either side of it all

[01:34:11] Thank you and also to

[01:34:13] Thrust and chat in a way that can't be seen as a threat because I'm I'm doing it only for cooking path is as

[01:34:21] Sorry, I mean the knife only cooking path is it thank you for the hundred. Thank you

[01:34:27] So so

[01:34:29] Why am I slapping it? Okay?

[01:34:31] Thank you

[01:34:33] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my gosh. I want everyone to just go get some stuff from Pot. Thank you.

[01:34:42] Chad, do we remove a bit of... I think this is okay, right?

[01:34:46] Like it does fit. I don't think that... Is there anything else that we need to add in?

[01:34:51] Stuffing? Lemon I haven't got? No, I think this is it. We just...

[01:34:57] Okay, fine. I'll remove a bit of stuff. Okay, no, I have to take it out. Okay. Right. Okay. I'm going to remove a bit of stuffing. I mean, the stuffing is going to be like solidified now because I it was quite difficult to. Yeah, you get what I mean. Um, okay. Yeah.

[01:35:16] There's no way people do this at Christmas, but I actually hands down do not believe.

[01:35:22] Like, it's just, it's not happening, I can't imagine it.

[01:35:29] Okay, um, pay a lot, and we go out, close it up.

[01:35:37] There!

[01:35:39] It's like it's not even stuffed, hey?

[01:35:44] okay you know what this is this is okay we're timing it around now um chicken

[01:35:52] got sick post mortem okay no it's he's fine he's back let me just yeah I feel

[01:35:57] like I'm gonna lift him up and he's all gonna

[01:36:01] full out no this is giving me the air okay um i don't want to eat this

[01:36:09] i don't know i just look at this

[01:36:11] the nice little visaman might revoke your visa if he sees this cooking screen

[01:36:15] no he knows you already

[01:36:16] if he hasn't already after your karaoke earlier

[01:36:22] visaman good whoever he is visaman amazing and he would not watch okay

[01:36:28] Okay, um stuff the chicken sees on the outside rub the skin with olive oil

[01:36:39] This gets worse and worse, okay, okay

[01:36:58] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

[01:37:03] And people wonder why I ditch the chicken and get hot pot, I would not wanna shove my hand

[01:37:08] into a turkey. No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

[01:37:10] Vences, trust me. Trust me it will be worth it.

[01:37:14] Oh? Lad. Thank you so much! Thank you so much for the hundred gift.

[01:37:23] Thank you.

[01:37:24] Holy moly.

[01:37:25] See?

[01:37:26] There are people that have faith in my cooking.

[01:37:31] Be vegan.

[01:37:32] Right, lad?

[01:37:33] You have faith in my cooking.

[01:37:34] Don't touch your face poultry has salmonella.

[01:37:35] I know.

[01:37:36] Oh my gosh.

[01:37:37] I actually can't.

[01:37:38] I can't.

[01:37:39] I can't.

[01:37:40] I can't.

[01:37:41] I can't.

[01:37:42] Okay.

[01:37:43] You know what I'm going to do?

[01:37:44] I'm going to get in the shower right after the stream.

[01:37:47] After eating this.

[01:37:48] I'm going to take a shower.

[01:37:49] I'm going to take a shower.

[01:37:50] I'm going to take a shower.

[01:37:51] I think this is bulging out chat.

[01:37:54] Merry Christmas Lydia and Chats.

[01:37:56] Bro, it's bulging out.

[01:37:57] AHHHHH!

[01:37:58] Merry Christmas!

[01:37:59] Thank you!

[01:38:00] Thank you!

[01:38:01] It's bulging out.

[01:38:02] OK, I'm going to get some olive oil.

[01:38:07] It's a lava.

[01:38:08] OK, yobby, um.

[01:38:16] Where's your hair net?

[01:38:19] Up.

[01:38:39] Yum.

[01:38:49] Thank you.

[01:39:19] you

[01:39:49] you

[01:40:19] you

[01:40:49] you

[01:41:19] you

[01:41:49] What's on the mic? Literally nothing. What's on your face? Okay, um, right, okay, uh,

[01:42:11] Christian, you are here just in time to watch me lather the turkey. Okay, I'm just going

[01:42:21] to get this over with as well actually. I don't know how to open it. Okay, I'm going

[01:42:26] to do it in vegetable oil because wait, hold on, neither of them open. I have olive

[01:42:35] oil, but it's like really nice, good quality olive oil because it's the olive oil that

[01:42:39] I put one spoonful of olive oil on my meal every day to increase my fat content, not

[01:42:46] like my fat, like my, like I'm increasing the amount of fat that I'm eating.

[01:42:53] Because I'm a lean eating machine, you know what, let me just, okay, um, is that enough?

[01:43:09] I don't like this.

[01:43:12] Oh, okay, it's definitely going to fool.

[01:43:16] Okay, yes, yes, okay.

[01:43:19] Alright, if it fools over, then it won't be the first time.

[01:43:24] Okay.

[01:43:26] How long do I lather this full chat?

[01:43:30] So now I definitely can't touch my hair.

[01:43:33] Okay.

[01:43:39] Okay, okay, right, I think I think it's a lot of it right um, oh, I should probably turn at the other

[01:43:50] Bro looking at me. Oh, oh

[01:44:09] Okay. Don't worry. It's fine. The onion plopped out, but I sure as hell plopped it straight

[01:44:28] back in. And now I'm giving him tummy rubs. Oh my gosh, had you heard that?

[01:44:40] Right, okay, um, uh, okay, uh, okay, well, oh, what, don't touch the mic, oh, what,

[01:45:04] This is, this is my flat, okay?

[01:45:08] And if I wanna give myself Salmonella,

[01:45:11] I am well-prepared for my fright.

[01:45:15] Merry Christmas, burner of chickens and destroyer of tech.

[01:45:19] Cheers for all the giggles in 2025.

[01:45:22] Here's to more Hairytow streams in 2026.

[01:45:25] Oh, oh, oh, trust me, 2025 ain't over yet.

[01:45:30] We still have some things to do,

[01:45:33] including cook an edible Christmas dinner, am I right?

[01:45:38] With that,

[01:45:41] okay, so I'm supposed to rub all over with olive oil,

[01:45:46] season generously with salt and pepper.

[01:45:48] Do we need salt and pepper?

[01:45:50] Honestly, I'm not really a salt and joyer, you know?

[01:45:53] I don't really, you know, I don't really

[01:45:55] mess around with salt, you know?

[01:45:58] I just don't, I don't know,

[01:45:59] I just don't mess around with salt that much.

[01:46:02] I like, you know, the chef to be so good at cooking that you don't need seasoning.

[01:46:12] And guess who the chef is in this case?

[01:46:16] Oh my gosh, I'm going to lie. This is actually kind of therapeutic.

[01:46:19] Okay, sprinkle herbs and paprika. Who has paprika on that turkey?

[01:46:26] Okay, roast. Place the turkey breast side up in the roasting tray.

[01:46:32] What does that mean side up?

[01:46:36] Breast side up?

[01:46:40] Oh, okay, okay. Ah, I bl-

[01:46:43] Oh, dear.

[01:46:45] Why is it really easy to-

[01:46:47] Why do penguins swim in salt water?

[01:46:50] That sounded weird.

[01:46:51] Because heaven makes them sneeze.

[01:46:53] People run.

[01:46:55] Wow. Okay, um, uh, okay.

[01:46:59] Place breast side up.

[01:47:01] wait so no sorry it is actually that way okay um please press side up okay and um

[01:47:07] roast for one hour and 20 to one hour and 40 oh chat I forgot to turn the oven on

[01:47:18] yeah my bad Lydia can you please not abuse my turkey like the Thanksgiving

[01:47:25] families do that to each other but not my turkey people sad okay um can you

[01:47:30] guys remind me to not touch my not drink out of my water bottle because I have

[01:47:37] salmonella all of my arms and I just scraped it along like the drinking side

[01:47:42] of my cup so if I go to drink some water please scream at me okay it's also all

[01:47:49] of my mouth oh my gosh okay I'm just not gonna I'm okay we're doing a deep

[01:47:55] clean. I mean I am streaming Boxing Day but we're doing it clean fast. Okay um hello! Okay um uh

[01:48:06] let me go!

[01:48:12] No! No do you want me to get stamina? Oh my gosh there's so much stuffing that's like so yummy

[01:48:18] and it's just gonna have to be discarded. Okay uh so do you see how dripping my hands are all

[01:48:22] even from hair. Okay, hold on. Okay, I'm going to wash my hands and then I'm going to put

[01:48:29] this in the oven. One sec.

[01:49:52] Okay, uh, right, okay, I'm not touching anything, okay, here we go, um.

[01:51:48] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:52:18] Yes, we can hear you.

[01:53:14] lol, did you just find a lemon randomly on your floor?

[01:54:09] You can eat from the floor, Sissy.

[01:55:04] So, I am now tacky-less, um, what now?

[01:55:19] I didn't like, okay, I left all the stuffing outside to fit the onion in, and then the onion

[01:55:24] just falls out anyway, um, no, the oven is on, okay, uh, okay, hold on, can someone

[01:55:30] set a timer?

[01:55:31] Okay, can someone set a timer for one hour? 40 minutes. Wait, hold on. How long are we

[01:55:42] supposed to cook? Oh, shoot, my entire mouse is covered in salmonella. This is oily with

[01:55:49] salmonella. Okay, 190. Does anyone remember what I put it at the end? I mined that

[01:55:57] I didn't know what to put it on, but then I don't remember what I actually ended up putting it on

[01:56:02] I was just more focused on the miming pot and that you guys were understanding me. Did you understand me?

[01:56:06] By the way, probably not. Um

[01:56:10] You want me to clean up for a weird for weird?

[01:56:19] You wait, but oh no my mouse

[01:56:22] Oh dear, oh dear, uh, minus 10. I put it on minus 10. I scrolled up to see that comment.

[01:56:35] Okay, um, right, uh, now would you like to make the Brussels sprouts? So you guys are

[01:56:44] gonna, you guys are gonna eat your Brussels sprouts if I spend ages cooking Brussels

[01:56:50] for us for you right you would do that okay oh bro this chocolate do you think

[01:56:59] this has salmonella on it it was on my desk with everything else that has

[01:57:03] salmonella on it

[01:57:06] okay I'm not literally probably not everything else does but like literally

[01:57:17] probably not okay um next we have cooking the carrots okay oh wait this is

[01:57:26] so confusing how can you have the oven hold on how can you have the tuck in the

[01:57:31] oven at 190 degrees but then you have to heat the carrots to 200 degrees

[01:57:41] I'm making myself. Literally what?

[01:57:46] That means you can't cook them at the same time.

[01:57:51] Hmm. Hmm. Okay.

[01:58:01] It is knife time. Okay.

[01:58:04] Chad, did you know that your finger is as hard as a carrot?

[01:58:14] If you were to bite your finger, it would be as hard to bite as a carrot.

[01:58:18] Just feed for toilet.

[01:58:21] Hold on, oh my gosh.

[01:58:27] If I cut these thin enough hypothetically, can you hot pot carrots?

[01:58:34] Hotting is actually the best thing in the entire world, but not today because we're Christmas

[01:58:37] cooking, but hypothetically.

[01:58:39] How many carrots?

[01:58:42] Who wants carrots?

[01:58:44] Who doesn't want carrots?

[01:58:45] I don't think I'm going to cut all of these carrots.

[01:58:47] I think that's a little bit of a waste.

[01:58:51] I don't think we're a veggies community, eh?

[01:58:55] Well, maybe we are.

[01:58:56] I remember when someone came on to debates once, and they were like, yeah, like,

[01:59:02] vegetables make you more feminine. So they're trying to get us to eat more vegetables. So as a

[01:59:08] as a species we become more feminine, but actually women should only eat vegetables and then men

[01:59:13] should only eat meat. Does he have a point?

[01:59:20] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Merry Christmas. Um,

[01:59:33] why does this have a little thing sticking out of it in the middle? You guys can't see.

[01:59:38] Don't worry. Um, okay. You know what? Let's do, let's do two carrots and then, and then

[01:59:45] on to the Brussels sprouts. Now if you want some Brussels sprouts, remember what I said

[01:59:50] about Brussels sprouts? That was a test question. I want to know who wants, it doesn't actually

[01:59:56] matter who wants though. If you want the rest of the Christmas dinner, which I'm sure you

[02:00:01] do, it's looking real appetizing right now. If you want the rest of the Christmas dinner

[02:00:10] Right now then you're gonna have to have your Brussels sprouts fast. Yeah. Also, someone's

[02:00:19] Someone's got a timer on for the attack you right?

[02:00:26] There is one person that put a timer on right just kiss

[02:00:31] I'm kind of alive on those people right now. What's for dessert?

[02:00:40] Does anyone like chocolate?

[02:00:47] We could have a look at what's in my freezer.

[02:00:58] I have a thousand things in my freezer because I was going to do a bunch of take-talks that

[02:01:04] that were like cooking food from different nationalities

[02:01:11] or like what's it called, like countries,

[02:01:13] like cooking the national dish for each country, right?

[02:01:19] I was going to do a ton of TikToks like that,

[02:01:21] but then I just never got around to it.

[02:01:24] And so I have all of the food, and then I put all of the food

[02:01:27] in my freezer, and then my freezer is like full of food,

[02:01:29] and I haven't opened it for like six months.

[02:01:32] We should do a free the tool.

[02:01:35] I'm sure there will be something in that.

[02:01:39] That we can have a pudding, right?

[02:01:40] Okay.

[02:01:44] All right, I go see.

[02:01:45] But only if you have all your Christmas dinner fast,

[02:01:47] okay?

[02:01:49] Okay.

[02:01:52] My car is actually kind of be hot to cut though.

[02:01:54] Okay, do you think this is enough?

[02:02:02] What do you mean I messed up mouth? What? Oh my mouth is messed up. Thanks.

[02:02:16] Thanks. Appreciate it. Thanks. Messed up my mouth my bad. Okay. Oh. Oh I want to try

[02:02:25] this stuff. It's so friggin bad. But I know it has a ton of salmonella on it.

[02:02:30] OK, Brussels sprouts.

[02:02:33] Are you supposed to chop Brussels sprouts?

[02:02:35] You're not, right?

[02:02:37] No one chops Brussels sprouts.

[02:02:39] No, maybe they do.

[02:02:44] I've lost all of them.

[02:02:46] Oh, here they are.

[02:02:50] Did your mommy peel Brussels sprouts for you?

[02:02:57] I'm great.

[02:02:59] Did she peel your grapes for you?

[02:03:04] Right, that's not, I didn't mean that in a wig, but.

[02:03:09] Okay, now what?

[02:03:13] Heat the oven, peel the cat bro,

[02:03:16] literally who peels carrots?

[02:03:18] Get a job, am I right?

[02:03:21] Okay, cut into, my bad, my bad.

[02:03:24] Okay, everyone, that's so not true.

[02:03:27] Okay, what if you peel carrots too if you don't?

[02:03:31] Ain't no way.

[02:03:34] Ain't no way, what?

[02:03:38] Literally why, I feel like the skin

[02:03:40] is like actually good for you.

[02:03:44] What?

[02:03:46] Okay, what if you peel apples too if you don't?

[02:03:51] apples to a few

[02:03:56] One of you peel apples to a few

[02:04:03] That is very

[02:04:06] That's crazy. I want to know what my dummy mommy will do for me. I

[02:04:14] Don't know who that is Luke

[02:04:16] Can't answer. Next question, people are grinning.

[02:04:23] Okay, um, right. Oh, okay. Precate the oven.

[02:04:26] Cut into slim slices.

[02:04:29] Fatty's slim slices. Okay.

[02:04:32] Actually, I think that kind of sick, but I like...

[02:04:35] I'm cutting into thick slices, I'm slathering olive oil, vegetable oil it is, I'm giving

[02:04:58] it's a little lava.

[02:05:17] Okay, I don't really know how I can mix it like this, but okay, and then we put it in the oven.

[02:05:23] Okay.

[02:05:28] Okay, have you ever had a carrot souffle? Absolutely delicious.

[02:05:42] In a bowl.

[02:05:53] Thank you.

[02:06:23] Are you putting a plastic cutting board in the oven? Scared.

[02:06:53] She looks like Freddy Fazbear Scary.

[02:07:23] That's crazy.

[02:07:41] Wholesome Christmas cooking stream.

[02:07:43] My bad.

[02:07:45] My bad.

[02:07:46] Uncanny.

[02:07:47] Okay.

[02:07:48] Okay.

[02:07:49] Okay, okay.

[02:08:19] is that bowl oven safe?

[02:09:43] mix it up in the bowl then cook it in an oven safe pan

[02:10:39] Sorry, chat. You had a little bit of an earthquake, Zab. We're back now. Is that okay? Okay, hold

[02:10:57] on. Actually, I'm going to put it, hold on. I'm going to put it like so you can see.

[02:11:00] I always sincerely hope that none of this has been seriously smiled.

[02:11:04] Oh, why is that, huh? Okay, ugh.

[02:11:08] Cook them with the chicken, place them all around the chicken in the same pan.

[02:11:29] Okay!

[02:11:32] Okay, now we can like, uh, look at like-

[02:11:34] I wonder how many OCD you just triggered their LMAO.

[02:11:39] Yeah, my bad.

[02:11:41] Yeah, my bad.

[02:11:42] Okay, now like intervals, we can go and check and see if it's ready.

[02:11:47] Right? We can be like, yeah, does it look brown enough?

[02:11:52] Check, can you tell?

[02:11:55] Can you tell from that photo, actually?

[02:11:58] I mean, oh my gosh, wait, hold on.

[02:12:00] I just realized something.

[02:12:02] No, hold on! Guys, this is gonna be crazy. This is like pro-tat-geru. This is like Phd streamer kind of activity, okay?

[02:12:14] I just got my Phd in stream language, thus.

[02:12:17] I can combine.

[02:12:21] No, pull the chicken out and place the veggies all around the chicken in the same pan.

[02:12:25] Wait!

[02:12:27] Wait!

[02:12:32] Oh my gosh. Why didn't I do this all along? And then, we can just watch it the whole time.

[02:12:49] We can just watch it. Technology is so crazy! I'm frying it for the three months. Okay,

[02:12:58] If it starts to look a little brown, this will shock you.

[02:13:02] Okay, okay, okay, so look what we have here.

[02:13:11] Bobby, okay, Trana, come in and save us all, okay?

[02:13:19] Yeah, okay, well you know what?

[02:13:23] Why?

[02:13:24] Why?

[02:13:26] I actually like to do it my way.

[02:13:28] You know, he's throwing hands. You know why I like to do it my way? Okay?

[02:13:32] Because...

[02:13:33] Can you also add a timer on the screen?

[02:13:36] People shy from the opponent.

[02:13:38] I only need one person to let me know.

[02:13:42] One person will have been able to do the timer, right?

[02:13:44] And the last day happens. And the last day.

[02:13:47] Everyone...

[02:13:49] ...thinks that someone else will do the timer.

[02:13:52] You know, that actually happens quite a lot with, like,

[02:13:54] When someone needs the police or something, everyone's like, cool the police, right?

[02:13:58] Everyone takes it that someone else is going to call the police, so it's really common for no one to actually call the police.

[02:14:05] What timer do you want for the veggies?

[02:14:07] And yes, we have timer for chicken, Lydia, of hug.

[02:14:10] That is a good point. I'm not equating my cooking to a grime scene. I'm just saying that it could be similar.

[02:14:19] Also, please don't let me stick my hands in my mouth because my mouth is still slimy

[02:14:24] with salmonella.

[02:14:25] Okay.

[02:14:26] Carrots.

[02:14:27] Peels of potatoes.

[02:14:28] Oh my gosh.

[02:14:29] There's no way people cook Christmas dinner that's actually so much worse.

[02:14:30] Oh my gosh.

[02:14:31] Christmas dinner is crazy.

[02:14:32] If your mama cooked Christmas dinner for you today, chat, just shout it out.

[02:14:33] Okay.

[02:14:34] Okay.

[02:14:35] Okay.

[02:14:36] Okay.

[02:14:37] Okay.

[02:14:38] Okay.

[02:14:39] Okay.

[02:14:40] Okay.

[02:14:41] Okay.

[02:14:42] Okay.

[02:14:43] Christmas dinner is crazy. If your mama cooked Christmas dinner for you today chat, just shout

[02:14:49] out to your mama. I already think that privately, but shout out to your mama. Okay. Um, thank

[02:14:57] you. It should be available bean. Hello. Um, okay. Okay. No, it should. Okay. Um, prep

[02:15:05] Potatoes potatoes who peels potatoes?

[02:15:09] parboil

[02:15:11] So did we really mess around with potatoes? Yeah, no

[02:15:15] Like I literally I didn't potatoes like eggs

[02:15:18] It's like if you're gonna eat why eat with potato. Yes

[02:15:26] You look very Christmassy in that outfit

[02:15:31] I'm Santa Claus

[02:15:33] Good job Gamer. You've just secured yourself plus two presents. Good job.

[02:15:39] Um... uh... um...

[02:15:45] Okay, what does Simba mean? How do I do this in the hall?

[02:15:50] Is this like a hall of activity for the potatoes? Because I throw away my pan.

[02:15:55] For your safety is the glass bowl durable to go high temperature and not shatter when touched.

[02:16:01] And don't touch anything in there without a oven glove unless you want to get burned.

[02:16:06] Oh, don't...

[02:16:09] Guys, I'm not gonna stick my hand in the oven.

[02:16:14] Thank you for the... Guys, I'm not gonna stick my hand in the oven and just take it.

[02:16:20] That's not happened before! What do you think?

[02:16:23] Hi, Lydia. You ruined my Christmas not bringing out emo, Lydia, but you can salvage it.

[02:16:29] Can you put the turkey on your head and do a dance like Monica Geller from friends?

[02:16:34] Fansk for this stream.

[02:16:37] Santa Clonus.

[02:16:39] Uhhhhhhh...

[02:16:42] Do you not love that? That's Blackmail.

[02:16:44] Don't let her fall in shes' Army claws.

[02:16:47] That's literally Blackmail. Okay, um...

[02:16:50] No, no I'm not. No I'm not.

[02:16:53] Okay, the turkey looks really brown already.

[02:16:55] Okay, no, sorry, hold on, that's what we're gonna do.

[02:16:57] Okay, um, okay, okay, okay, sorry first of all

[02:17:01] Serving sprouts 20 to 30 minutes

[02:17:05] Carrots 20 25 to 35 uh, let's just leave it in the 25. Okay 25 minutes. Let me know after 25 minutes for the uh

[02:17:14] For the veggie table for those that have never seen a lidio vial at cooking stream

[02:17:19] They are all like this

[02:17:21] Scary, mind-boggling, hilarious and always entertaining. They never end with something you would eat.

[02:17:29] Aditha?

[02:17:32] Aditha happily came here very much.

[02:17:36] Because, you know, my first few cooking streams, people won't even mean.

[02:17:45] It's just trending to bully Lydia Violet on cooking streams right now.

[02:17:48] I remember at first I had a cooking stream, I cooked lasagna and people were so nice,

[02:17:56] viby conversations. I cooked it, we had a good time. At the end of the cooking stream I sat

[02:18:02] down to eat my meal and you know, you know, like the strips of lasagna, the strip like

[02:18:09] the pasta strips was still solid hard and I started eating it and I wasn't going to

[02:18:17] tell anyone and then I and then I'm like oh you know I'm just gonna say it so I

[02:18:21] say it and ever since then I've been being for my cooking I should have just

[02:18:26] kept my mouth closed and not said a thing okay now does anyone know how to

[02:18:35] to paw boil a potato because um we about to be eating all these potatoes okay

[02:18:42] okay no way I'm no way I'm no way I'm feeling this I like the skin of potatoes

[02:18:50] I mean we could eat them raw.

[02:18:53] I think potato is taste off.

[02:18:58] Alarang!

[02:19:01] There you go!

[02:19:05] Hello!

[02:19:08] Shower?

[02:19:11] Uh...

[02:19:14] Uh...

[02:19:20] I like your really big tachers and your tachers look like your noodle armed.

[02:19:29] Livia, please don't talk while eating.

[02:19:39] That uh, yeah let's not have these raw that yeah you're right you're right

[02:19:52] that you let's not have these robots okay um peel cut into even chunks

[02:19:59] potatoes are super easy wrap the potato in paper towel and microwave for five to 10 minutes until

[02:20:06] soft hold on you can microwave potatoes okay should we do okay right we're doing an experiment

[02:20:16] microwaving potatoes okay are we cutting these into chunks yeah or are we able to uh microwave them

[02:20:23] hole yeah okay oh I'm getting so hungry I actually don't know if you can

[02:20:30] I'm...

[02:20:38] I think I broke my alert.

[02:20:41] Thanks, girl!

[02:20:43] Hey!

[02:20:45] Okay, um... um...

[02:20:48] Ah! I tangled!

[02:20:56] Make sure to stab them so they don't explode in the microwave.

[02:21:00] Yes, you have to poke holes in them.

[02:21:05] You have to poke holes in potatoes?

[02:21:11] Like people poke holes in my cooking.

[02:21:16] Sajbob?

[02:21:19] Am I right?

[02:21:21] Yeah, like that?

[02:21:22] Okay.

[02:21:23] Okay.

[02:21:24] I think I know.

[02:21:25] I think I'm an expert in people poking holes then.

[02:21:29] I can do this. Okay, hold on. Let me have my topping board that is currently on the floor covered in olive oil on the carpet

[02:21:46] Merry Christmas, Lydia. I just

[02:21:50] Happy new year. I love your streams. You're one of the nicest streams ever Lydia of Blanket Lydia of Blanket Lydia of Blanket

[02:21:56] Blanket, Liddy of Blanket, Liddy of Blanket, Liddy of Wave, Liddy of Wave, Liddy of Happy, Liddy of Happy.

[02:22:03] Yes, if you're going to cook them in the microwave.

[02:22:10] It's all easy. Just set the kitchen to fire and wait 10 to 12 minutes.

[02:22:15] Um...

[02:22:17] Yep, so easy.

[02:22:21] The... ok.

[02:22:23] Right, four potatoes, is that in there?

[02:22:26] So I don't even like potatoes.

[02:22:28] I don't really know why I got these to be honest.

[02:22:30] Oh, I should probably not put the one back

[02:22:32] that has like a mouthful on it.

[02:22:33] Okay, and by mouthful I mean big chunk

[02:22:39] because I ain't scared of eating no raw potato.

[02:22:42] How about that?

[02:22:43] This was your menu back in the day.

[02:22:46] This was my...

[02:22:53] One time, one time, I burned a tortilla, actually hold on, okay, it might have been two times

[02:23:08] that I burned a tortilla, two times I burned a tortilla, okay, years ago, do you know

[02:23:15] how many Christmases I've streamed for?

[02:23:17] Why?

[02:23:18] Animal was fine for Christmas and a lot has happened and you can frame me anywhere you want

[02:23:26] but that does not mean that I am significantly bad at cooking.

[02:23:33] Would you like to get olive oil on you?

[02:23:37] Thunder mouser on. Okay.

[02:23:40] If you like to get a lather, do you like that chicken just got lathered?

[02:23:44] Thunder mouser on.

[02:23:45] Okay, okay, the answer should be no.

[02:23:52] But anyways, okay, uh, uh, okay, so how, hmm, I forgot how to slice potatoes.

[02:24:06] How big of a chunk are you supposed to slice, Ethan?

[02:24:09] Oh, hold on, I think it's supposed to be cubes like this, actually, right?

[02:24:14] Are these are these perfect petite size for your for your cute little mouth to chomp on?

[02:24:20] Yeah, oh my gosh hold on chat after I chop these I have a gem to show you. Merry Christmas Lydia. I'm loving this Christmas

[02:24:28] daughter's stream.

[02:24:29] AHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:24:31] WOLD that's not that's not what it is. I

[02:24:36] Don't know who got you that impression

[02:24:40] But you can tell them

[02:24:42] to come speak to my face, not my back, okay? Speak to my face and I guarantee they will

[02:24:50] get earned, okay? But don't get me too angry around the knife because I'm not 100% coordination

[02:24:59] skill, okay? So, right. Who wants the one with my mouse tromped into it? It's my very

[02:25:07] own tooth mold and it has a little gap in the middle. Because my teeth have a little

[02:25:13] gap in the middle. Right. It's just not even eww. It's literally not even eww. And anything

[02:25:23] it's going to get cooked so even the bacteria in my mouth which is only good bacteria by

[02:25:28] the way, there's no bad bacteria in my mouth. But even the good bacteria in my mouth okay,

[02:25:32] gonna die when it gets put in the oven oh I'm really thirsty but I put salmonella

[02:25:39] all over my drink. Chat can I hold on give me one sec I'm gonna be right back

[02:25:44] and he's got full fat. Remember to respect Lydia or else she might harm us like she

[02:25:49] cuts the potatoes also the chicken looks totally edible I totally believe in

[02:25:54] your cooking skills however do you have a fire extinguisher ready not that

[02:25:59] you would ever need one at all.

[02:26:08] You know what? I did actually buy a fire extinguisher.

[02:26:13] But just not hair.

[02:26:15] And you know what? OK, I also got asked today, how many fire extinguishers do you have?

[02:26:21] So even if I bought one, one is now not even enough.

[02:26:25] Well, then pull us for drink time.

[02:26:29] This is your opportunity for drink time as well.

[02:26:33] Take your hands off of the keyboard and it's drink time.

[02:26:54] I was trying to make my tummy expand as I drank.

[02:26:58] Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[02:27:03] Oh my gosh, hold on, what have we got, wait, hold on.

[02:27:05] Hold on, like I'm like flexing my abs as I, okay, hold on.

[02:27:17] Yeah, well, don't worry.

[02:27:20] Guys, I'm flexing my abs and it's making my tummy big.

[02:27:28] Yeah, drink time's over. Okay. Right. Um, okay. I'm just focusing on chomping. Okay. Um, right.

[02:27:44] Again, I don't even really like potatoes, but I just want to show. Actually, no, that's

[02:27:49] actually a lie. I feel like potatoes are going to be my new favorite thing. Potatoes

[02:27:54] in ketchup. Gatshi, picture this. Potatoes in ketchup. Okay, why am I calling it ketchup?

[02:28:00] I'm literally not even American. Potatoes and tomato sauce, okay? Because it's so easy,

[02:28:07] because all you have to do is put them in the microwave. And literally anyone can make

[02:28:11] them. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Okay, tomato sauce, yes. We don't call it ketchup. Because

[02:28:22] We're cooler.

[02:28:24] Now what?

[02:28:25] Curious to see what gets burned today

[02:28:27] in keeping up with tradition.

[02:28:29] Nah, you know what's so...

[02:28:31] So I think of Fluffy as my brother, right?

[02:28:34] Like he was raised by the same woman, okay?

[02:28:39] And I used to think like, you know,

[02:28:41] because he was raised by the same woman,

[02:28:43] we have like some similarities.

[02:28:44] You know, I can see some similarities between us.

[02:28:52] He peed himself when he saw me today.

[02:29:05] He got so excited.

[02:29:06] He peed himself.

[02:29:07] What does that mean?

[02:29:08] That is not a similarity.

[02:29:09] Even when you're not.

[02:29:10] You're not.

[02:29:11] You're not.

[02:29:12] You're not.

[02:29:13] You're not.

[02:29:14] You're not.

[02:29:15] You're not.

[02:29:16] You're not.

[02:29:17] You're not.

[02:29:18] You're not.

[02:29:19] You're not.

[02:29:20] similarity. He wasn't scared because he was like coming off. Someone rescue me. I'm about

[02:29:26] to suffer the worst death. No, no, actually hold on. Okay. Oh, check it. It's very brown.

[02:29:34] Okay. He was jumping off on me and he was so excited. But yeah, he, he got excited

[02:29:43] then he started peeing, well he peed a little bit on the floor.

[02:29:48] So, um...

[02:29:49] Oh!

[02:29:50] Hang on.

[02:29:51] Wait, Skull, I'm pretty sure, didn't he just, didn't he just do that?

[02:30:04] Did he go live again and read again?

[02:30:07] Wait, so bro, when Klik go live, raided with himself again-

[02:30:14] He misses you and wants you to steal him when you move to the US.

[02:30:17] And then went live again and ra- I'm raiding him.

[02:30:22] Hey Skull, how you doin'? How you doin'?

[02:30:28] Um, he misses you and wants to see- Bro, I tried to kidnap him but um, yeah I don't know.

[02:30:35] You know, he actually got a little botched, the groomer, oh my god, no chat!

[02:30:40] Okay, first of all, I have to say that, okay, the groomer, like, groomed him, right, okay?

[02:30:46] And she cut one of his eyelashes off, like one of his eyelashes on one side of his eye

[02:30:52] off, and he left the other one.

[02:30:55] So Bro just has eyelashes on one side of his face now, and they're like really long,

[02:30:58] they're like that long, okay?

[02:31:00] So, and my mom's like, should I just trump his eyelashes off?

[02:31:03] But then, like, I don't want to trump his eyelashes off.

[02:31:05] You know what I mean?

[02:31:06] So Bro just has like one set of really long eyelashes.

[02:31:10] Guys.

[02:31:13] Sorry, I try so hard not to talk about him.

[02:31:15] I try so hard, I just can't not.

[02:31:18] Guys.

[02:31:22] Do you remember when I was like, ha ha ha,

[02:31:24] Fluffy goes to doggy social.

[02:31:28] He goes to doggy social, right?

[02:31:30] Okay, so he has like a whole social reference.

[02:31:35] I thought this was like a, I don't know, once every fortnight thing, once every week thing.

[02:31:49] You know, he meets with boys, he alphas all of them of course because he doesn't pee himself

[02:31:54] when he gets excited.

[02:31:55] But you know what my mom told me today?

[02:31:59] She takes him to doggy social every day.

[02:32:03] Brother!

[02:32:04] This dog goes to doggy social every day.

[02:32:09] We have...we don't have weekend boss.

[02:32:14] What?

[02:32:15] She gets classes in how to massage this dog.

[02:32:24] noticed your nails is that what his eyelashes look like that's crazy that's

[02:32:32] crazy okay also don't look too close at my nails okay um i'm sorting it um yeah

[02:32:40] bro i don't think that like there is a single dog in the world more pampered

[02:32:45] than this dude like what yeah anyways dog has better

[02:32:50] life than 99% of humans. Honestly, I think more than 99% of humans. Bro, he's unemployed,

[02:33:00] vibing around, getting tons of food, the finest. My mum cooks his food. My mum makes his food,

[02:33:08] handmade food. Every single day, vibes and doggy social for a few hours. I'm like, what?

[02:33:16] I thought my mum was like best friends with the people at doggy social and that's why she

[02:33:19] She goes, she's like, no, that's just a lot of old ladies.

[02:33:21] Just came back from a people-

[02:33:23] You're like, have nothing to do.

[02:33:24] Have dinner, hope you're having a wonderful day, Liddy.

[02:33:26] Oh and Merry Christmas.

[02:33:28] Happy, happy.

[02:33:29] Sadi!

[02:33:30] Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

[02:33:32] Bra!

[02:33:34] Bra!

[02:33:35] Um, yeah.

[02:33:37] Uh, I mean, just to confirm, my mum was not like this with me as a kid.

[02:33:41] He is the spoiled youngest sibling by quite a long-

[02:33:45] By quite a long way.

[02:33:47] Anyway, we have some similarities, but um, yes, I did not go-

[02:33:50] You know what I went to instead?

[02:33:52] Choo choo!

[02:33:54] Can we get one more smoothie screen before you go to America?

[02:33:57] Ah, look at that!

[02:33:58] I'm trying, I'm trying!

[02:33:59] People trying to have to see the flu for Christmas tree people blushed spinny.

[02:34:03] He does, he does.

[02:34:04] Bruh, you know what I had to do, okay?

[02:34:06] We weren't allowed to wear coats, okay?

[02:34:09] And we had to stand outside in like minus five degrees for hours.

[02:34:15] It was cooked.

[02:34:16] So cooked and broke with the doggy. Yes, mom. We're on stand on my keyboard

[02:34:23] Um, oh, okay. Um, chat. How do I put this in? Should I just put this in? Oh, hold on. We're putting this in the microwave, right?

[02:34:31] Classic UK weather it was so cooked. Did you rather read and and sign a cadet? No, hold on

[02:34:39] I'll show you what I will. This is legit what I walk in Lydia. Have you ever eaten a baked potato?

[02:34:44] Usually served in the skin cut in half after baking, they are pretty mid unless you add cheese or sour cream and bacon bits.

[02:34:51] What?

[02:34:52] Have you had a jacket potato?

[02:34:55] Yes, I've had a lot of baked potatoes in my days.

[02:34:58] Hell yeah.

[02:35:00] Yeah, this is what we were.

[02:35:02] will. This was literally me for like four years of my life. Yeah. Yeah. And I was in

[02:35:26] the RAF. Well, I was in the thing before the RAF. Yeah. So, um, you know, I don't think

[02:35:32] a single person became a pilot. But yeah, yeah, I was. And um, and um, honestly, I think

[02:35:38] it was like a real mix of people, like a 50% 50% of the people that were like, nuts who

[02:35:45] like, were doing it like for that CV and like for like, to get into a good university.

[02:35:50] I was doing it for my CV, but then I realized that universities literally don't care. But

[02:35:54] But yeah, I was doing it, like I was like in the nerdy group, but then there was like also a group of people that were like, they were like the bad kids, right? Okay.

[02:36:03] They were the bad kids and and they went like to like the the the schools, but like, like, you know, like, there were lots of naughty kids, right? Okay. And and their parents like made them go to like try and like turn them into the nerdy kids because they were like, you know what, you know, when nerdy kids go, they go to add, add cadets, right? Okay.

[02:36:21] And then I remember one day, there was a group chat of us with our sergeants and like flight...

[02:36:30] Oh my gosh, how does it go? It goes um, corporal? Corporal? Oh my gosh, I can't remember anything!

[02:36:39] No, you go up the ranks. So you're a colonel? No wait, colonel, sergeant.

[02:36:47] And then the show was like flight lieutenant or something anyways, okay

[02:36:51] We had a lot like higher up ranks in that okay, and um, and um, and then one day

[02:36:59] One of like the naughty boys goes in the group chat he goes wag one

[02:37:10] Anyways, okay

[02:37:12] Oh my gosh, so so that was like so that was like lots of like, um

[02:37:16] like kids, right? So I think it was between like 13 and 18, right? These kids were and

[02:37:21] then they went to university or whatever and they're still going to academic. Anyways, there

[02:37:25] were a lot of like, like men who like volunteered. So they were like the adults and they would

[02:37:29] like tell us what to do and promote people. Anyways, I had a friend who was like a few

[02:37:34] years older than me. So she was like, I think she was like 16. Anyways, and she

[02:37:42] been there since she was 13 so I was like 14 she was like 16 and she'd been there since she was 13

[02:37:47] okay and um and um she got with one of the um one of like the guys who was like 30 and they're

[02:37:56] still together so they met when when she when she was 13 and he was like 26 and then they got

[02:38:05] got together when she was 16 and now they're still together.

[02:38:12] Yep. Yep. Yep. Anyway, I think we have children now actually. Anyways, I don't really stay

[02:38:22] in touch but um, yes, anyways, potato! Potato! Yeah, it was like strange vibes. No, okay,

[02:38:31] Honestly, I feel like I'm making it sound not as weird as it was because the vibes were strange.

[02:38:36] Because it's like power trippy, right? So it's like very power trippy vibes, right?

[02:38:40] So these guys would like, anyways, I don't know, it's hard to explain.

[02:38:43] But like, so the higher ranks, they would like scream at like the normal cadets.

[02:38:50] Like they were like very power trippy. So as soon as you got promoted, which like took years,

[02:38:55] like you had to go twice or three times a week for years to be able to get promoted, okay?

[02:39:00] And then when you are promoted, you like hang out in different areas like you didn't hang

[02:39:05] out with the men mortal cadets. Okay. You hung out in the higher ranks and you like just like

[02:39:09] demanded they do stuff. So you have to take orders from the people that got promoted.

[02:39:14] And then yeah. Yeah. Anyways, this doesn't look bad. Oh shoot. Shout to those Brussels

[02:39:22] sprouts look black. People, um, someone's at a timer, right? Right. Okay. Um, right.

[02:39:36] Okay. Okay. We're going to, uh, we're going to microwave the potatoes now. Uh, one sec.

[02:39:42] Okay. Oh, that's so black on there. Oh, yeah, we might be cooked. And so are the

[02:39:48] Brussels sprouts okay?

[02:41:48] You

[02:42:18] Merry Christmas Slidya and Merry Christmas to the best community.

[02:42:22] Sorry I'm so late I had a family thing.

[02:42:25] I hope you're having an excellent day.

[02:42:27] Love you all and big hugs.

[02:42:29] Liddy of hug, Liddy of hug, Liddy of hug.

[02:43:48] Can you read chat when in kitchen?

[02:44:18] Hello. Like now I'm reading you right now. Um, chat, um, what, how long?

[02:44:30] Mine's stream foggies.

[02:44:32] How, how, five minutes? Are you sure? I never put anything in for five minutes. I feel

[02:44:37] like this is gonna cook it kind of bad, no? Eight, eight minutes? What the hell

[02:44:45] Really? Really?

[02:44:48] Okay, hold on, give me one sec, give me one sec.

[02:44:51] Lydia, you might want to put some blue minimum foil to cover cover the chicken, otherwise it might get kinda dry.

[02:47:15] We're in darkness.

[02:47:30] Well, this is awkward.

[02:47:38] I guess I could flip it back.

[02:47:45] to the main cat, or I could leave you in darkness.

[02:47:55] If you felt a slight hand on your back, that was me by the way.

[02:48:14] Just to say, I think my phone ran out of power.

[02:48:30] I didn't get the backstory to that photo.

[02:48:32] How we feel when we're concerned in the kitchen?

[02:48:40] It's okay.

[02:48:41] I turn the lights.

[02:48:42] Guys, I think we will start our kitchen privileges.

[02:48:46] I went away for one second, I came back and that was a black screen.

[02:48:51] Hold up.

[02:48:57] Yeah, I think my phone ran out of power.

[02:49:00] iPhone moment!

[02:49:02] It was full charge at the start of the stream, by the way.

[02:49:05] Yeah, my phone ran out of power.

[02:49:24] My bad.

[02:49:25] Okay.

[02:49:26] Hold on.

[02:49:27] How long are we before we need to take the turkey out?

[02:49:29] Because maybe I can charge my phone and then I can put my phone back on.

[02:49:34] Okay, that's it.

[02:50:04] All right.

[02:50:11] Aaron.

[02:50:18] So I, well okay, so I opened the microwave and it started, hold on, let me get this off

[02:50:45] the screen. I opened the microwave and it started smoking. Okay, hold it. Okay, so these are

[02:50:52] the potatoes. I'm obviously not going to eat all of them, but I might snack on them and

[02:50:56] see if you can microwave potatoes. Okay, this was after five minutes. Oh, that's hot. Sorry,

[02:51:01] I don't really deal with hot food. One way to cool down food is to...

[02:51:06] If your food is too hot, then you just do this over and over again and it cools down

[02:51:21] like really fast, but you need to like not fling it across the whole room and then it

[02:51:28] Clothes aren't really fast.

[02:51:29] Like this.

[02:51:31] Hot potato.

[02:51:32] Ah!

[02:51:35] No, that's fine.

[02:51:37] There's no salmonella around that part of the desk.

[02:51:39] It's fine.

[02:51:40] It's fine.

[02:51:41] Um, okay.

[02:51:43] Chase dressed.

[02:51:52] It tastes okay.

[02:51:53] It tastes like if you got a raw potato and you made it mushy, but it was still sour.

[02:52:10] They have sent me to give you haggies, but not just any of them.

[02:52:16] Is it supposed to be ultimate haggie-waggy?

[02:52:18] is it supposed to taste like that um i put in a full bro the whole microwave was like smoky

[02:52:29] okay hold on i'm gonna put it in for two okay well in a minute i'm gonna get bunny okay uh

[02:52:48] Now I just have plus one lemon and I don't know what to do with it.

[02:52:52] Okay, you know what?

[02:52:53] That's fine.

[02:52:54] Okay, hold on.

[02:52:55] Okay.

[02:52:56] We have 45 minutes.

[02:52:58] Chat, would you like to not go laugh and wait for Christmas dinner and watch some cozy

[02:53:03] Christmas videos while we wait for Christmas dinner?

[02:53:08] And then I'm going to force-feed you the entire Christmas dinner.

[02:53:11] So some would say that the calm before the storm, some would say the suspense

[02:53:16] for waiting.

[02:53:17] Take a thump out of the lemon and then put on a zesty voice for the clip.

[02:53:47] Did you hear that? Did that pick up in the mic? Wait, hold on. Did you hear that?

[02:54:10] Merry Christmas Lydia. Merry Christmas Chats.

[02:54:13] I'm going to take a child's very grandchild's very grandchild's grandpa!

[02:54:32] Merry Christmas to you Lydia and Chat.

[02:54:37] Merry Christmas Franky!

[02:54:40] Thanks so much for the six months.

[02:54:47] Right, should we go watch some videos?

[02:54:54] Is that what I do?

[02:54:59] Suit being zesty.

[02:55:00] Okay, you know, I'm just going to watch videos.

[02:55:02] I don't know.

[02:55:03] Okay.

[02:55:04] Oh, sorry.

[02:55:05] Wait, hold on.

[02:55:06] Bunny got trapped in a box.

[02:55:07] Okay.

[02:55:08] well okay so what I tried to do was find a happy you know my tail that doesn't

[02:55:24] exist okay um it's fine a um happy Christmas movie

[02:55:32] Unfortunately, all the DMCA-free Christmas movies are, let's just say, a little lowly-rated.

[02:55:46] I am not watching how to survive a house fire.

[02:55:55] Christmas related?

[02:55:59] And not Christmas dinner cooking related. That's too niche. That's too niche.

[02:56:05] But I did find some DMCA free short movies.

[02:56:14] So we're going to give these a try for cozy comfy time while we wait for food to cook.

[02:56:21] And then we'll see how that goes, right?

[02:56:25] Would you like to watch a scary Christmas horror movie or a happy wholesome Christmas movie?

[02:56:36] Would you like to ruin Christmas or would you like normally Christmas?

[02:56:49] You wanna ruin it?

[02:56:50] Okay, I can make that happen.

[02:56:52] Yeah, I can make that happen.

[02:56:54] Oh wait hold on this is quite long wait that's like really long

[02:57:03] Okay, we'll see how this is.

[02:57:14] And it can be like a cozy video if it goes wrong.

[02:57:23] How are we feeling so far?

[02:57:47] Give me those fast impressions.

[02:58:05] Okay.

[02:58:07] It's- it's just my mind. Thanks, Rick.

[02:58:09] It's fine.

[02:58:17] Don't worry about it. It's literally nothing.

[02:58:30] I know! I know! I know! Okay, it's one hour 30. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

[02:58:36] But with don't worry. I'm like I'm a curator of Christmas time. Okay, you won't find them on Christmas. He's dreaming this

[02:58:47] Trust me

[02:58:53] What the hell he why is he sad on Christmas? What?

[02:58:57] What?

[02:59:04] This reminds me of someone.

[02:59:07] I'm talking to you.

[02:59:09] Oh, I hear you, Jill. The whole neighborhood hears you.

[02:59:12] Well, then which wine should we open before dinner?

[02:59:16] The 1985 Chateau Mama set?

[02:59:19] 1985, that sounds familiar.

[02:59:21] What is 1985?

[02:59:22] Or the French champagne?

[02:59:24] No. Champagne is for New Years.

[02:59:26] You know, you never listened to me during our marriage.

[02:59:28] Should've known after the war so it wouldn't be any different.

[02:59:30] Oh, don't you dare bring that up!

[02:59:34] What is that smell?

[02:59:37] Wait, it's my curling iron so I can use it first.

[02:59:40] Can you stop giving me orders? It's Christmas.

[02:59:42] And you're a brat 24-7-3-6-5.

[02:59:46] I'm gonna be...

[02:59:47] Oh!

[02:59:48] What?

[02:59:49] Roses!

[02:59:50] Roses!

[02:59:52] I have a feeling this is going to be a fire and then...

[03:00:02] I'm the father, teacher!

[03:00:04] That's not a clue!

[03:00:06] RIPAAA!

[03:00:14] Good job, Grandma!

[03:00:16] It's done!

[03:00:18] Get out of my way!

[03:00:20] What a hitter is you! You had one job!

[03:00:22] You're a specialist at the climbers!

[03:00:24] I was! You were the best at the climbers!

[03:00:26] I'm the best at climbers!

[03:00:28] I got it!

[03:00:30] You lay grandma! You lay too little too late, just like our whole marriage.

[03:00:35] Imagine having a fire extinguisher. Am I right?

[03:00:38] I need some more wine.

[03:00:40] Family meeting!

[03:00:43] I leave for 15 minutes, and the five of you almost are three separate fires in my new house.

[03:00:50] I am sorry, Grace. I'm one of the most...

[03:00:52] It's Hall House? How disrespectful.

[03:00:54] ...your son, not been so picky in his wine pairing.

[03:00:57] It's not that I was being picky, Jill, it's just a little frustrating that you want to

[03:01:01] do everything your way.

[03:01:02] Please.

[03:01:03] Dad's kind of right, Mom.

[03:01:05] You never really listen to anything we say.

[03:01:07] OMG Steph, don't even, you're always- Wait, is this AI?

[03:01:13] No.

[03:01:14] No, this is not AI.

[03:01:17] Hey, you got it.

[03:01:20] No!

[03:01:21] No!

[03:01:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[03:01:26] no, no, no, no, no.

[03:01:27] I'm not a fan of that.

[03:01:31] No, no, no, no.

[03:01:38] Come on, do something!

[03:01:46] However, the Sydney Sweeney movie was AI, by the way.

[03:01:49] I'm cooling it.

[03:01:57] Yeah!

[03:02:00] We shouldn't be dissing my cooking?

[03:02:02] Yeah!

[03:02:05] Oh no.

[03:02:09] There you go, girls. Girls, breathe.

[03:02:11] I'm trying to communicate.

[03:02:13] Oh, please.

[03:02:14] No talking, Jill. No talking.

[03:02:15] Is that okay, everybody?

[03:02:16] That's right. Girls, for girls, breathe.

[03:02:18] Girls, breathe.

[03:02:19] It is.

[03:02:20] You see?

[03:02:21] Get it back!

[03:02:22] Hey!

[03:02:23] Get off of me!

[03:02:24] Watch it.

[03:02:25] Oh, have we even opened presents yet?

[03:02:30] What have you did?

[03:02:31] Why is there one even asking to open a present?

[03:02:34] I'm very disappointed in you young lady.

[03:02:35] This is not normal.

[03:02:37] Yes, you will.

[03:02:39] What's that supposed to mean?

[03:02:40] No!

[03:02:41] Oh my god, stand back everyone.

[03:02:43] Mason, I'm the one.

[03:02:44] Come here, come here.

[03:02:49] A present!

[03:02:51] What?

[03:02:52] A Christmas present.

[03:02:53] Bickering like Lydia Bickers with a floofy over her mum's attention.

[03:03:01] Guys, it's floofy's attention that I want.

[03:03:05] Okay, first of all, second of all, floofy jumped up on my lap more than he jumped up on my mum's lap.

[03:03:13] Not that I was counting, but it happened.

[03:03:17] What do you mean? Maybe it's worth getting banned on Twitch to watch a copyright movie

[03:03:27] at this point. Okay, Jeff, one of you having a fun vibing to if you want to watch a different

[03:03:35] Christmas movie. At Lidia Viola's pose for picking the Christmas outfit looks great,

[03:03:43] romantic face emoji

[03:03:46] Why is this lady's ghost of Christmas future movie the bad cables the fire and kitchen?

[03:03:54] To one

[03:03:56] To one

[03:04:00] Okay guys, this is what I had lined up. Okay. I have I

[03:04:04] I look like 2-1.

[03:04:14] It's not 2-1.

[03:04:19] Guys, my screen said 2-1.

[03:04:24] Okay guys, this is my prediction on what happens in this movie, okay?

[03:04:46] They're forgetting that the little boy actually got a toy that comes to life and then they're

[03:05:01] like, what the hell are you?

[03:05:03] And then they start bickering because they're like, what do we do with this toy?

[03:05:07] Like magic?

[03:05:08] Should we like sell it and like consumers and final boss?

[03:05:13] Or should we like use it for a secret palace?

[03:05:16] And then the end of the movie is like Grandma gets away.

[03:05:22] A peek into her twisted imagination.

[03:05:26] It's gonna happen, I call it.

[03:05:28] It's gonna happen.

[03:05:30] Your great father would be spinning in his grave if he knew this is how we were behaving the first Christmas without him.

[03:05:37] Grandma!

[03:05:38] Now, I've been saying, there's something important I need to discuss with you all.

[03:05:43] So please listen.

[03:05:46] I don't want you worried about me. Um, well, the trauma that

[03:05:57] Let's see see if I get if it happens now, I'm gonna get

[03:06:05] You invited your girlfriend to our family dinner

[03:06:12] Oh

[03:06:14] Wait, are they divorced beef?

[03:06:16] I am so, so sorry about that. Please, please.

[03:06:20] That's good.

[03:06:21] I don't know, but Lonique is like, legit cool, unlike...

[03:06:27] Why was the mum right now?

[03:06:28] I'd already be throwing hands, let's just say.

[03:06:31] I really like her because she didn't write you out for coming home at three.

[03:06:34] Okay.

[03:06:34] Let's just say, younger as well.

[03:06:36] That's not sad.

[03:06:37] Lonique, welcome.

[03:06:39] Oh, thank you for the pie.

[03:06:41] Come on in.

[03:06:43] And the grandma's being nice

[03:06:46] That's messed up and the smell. It's a long story. I was a grandma. I'd also be throwing out

[03:06:50] Sorry about my crazy ex. She's been drinking since 7 a.m.

[03:06:54] He's like, I made it to school. Can I hang out with you?

[03:06:57] That wasn't too far. Wow, this is really cool

[03:06:59] But you know what we got a bunch of new decorations.

[03:07:01] Is the mom really just gonna take that? I'm sorry about my crazy ex

[03:07:05] He's up there. I don't really think it's gonna like

[03:07:07] See? Cold crazy anyway. Might as well as to her and had it.

[03:07:10] It's cool.

[03:07:10] Hey, Maison, I didn't get to say what I-

[03:07:12] See you along grandma.

[03:07:13] He's already way too spoiled.

[03:07:15] As if you're one to talk.

[03:07:17] Why are you always so annoying?

[03:07:19] I know you, I know you, I know you.

[03:07:22] Don't you girls want to hear my news?

[03:07:24] I guess I'll get started on making dinner.

[03:07:26] Grandma has important news.

[03:07:28] And deserves heaven forbid we have to eat a pie from Ralph's.

[03:07:32] I would have made pie if I had.

[03:07:36] What's wrong with Ralph's?

[03:07:38] Me and Anna went to Ralph's every single day

[03:07:40] and that's why we got our hummus and bread

[03:07:42] and it was very yummy actually.

[03:07:44] Oh my God.

[03:07:45] Oh my gosh, did I ever say?

[03:07:47] Oh my gosh, okay, we went to Ralph's one day, right?

[03:07:49] Okay.

[03:07:50] And that was this homeless man.

[03:07:52] Okay.

[03:07:53] And he was like, I don't know,

[03:07:54] like kicking the wall or something.

[03:07:56] On something, whatever, okay.

[03:07:58] Came back the next day.

[03:08:00] Okay.

[03:08:00] Bro!

[03:08:02] Oh my gosh.

[03:08:03] There were like 10 armed police officers, okay?

[03:08:05] And like more coming.

[03:08:06] I've never in my life seen like a gun pointed at someone.

[03:08:09] I've never, this was the first time

[03:08:10] I've ever seen a gun pointed okay and they had like um they had like really long guns

[03:08:15] Which I was really confused because they were like long but they were like up close

[03:08:19] So I like I would have thought they would be like snipers and from my like gun research

[03:08:24] However, however, they they were like really close to him. So I don't know anyways loads of police were like pointing guns at him

[03:08:31] Oh, everyone was like standing on around filming. Oh my gosh. If anyone remembers I put a picture of my story

[03:08:37] of this dog

[03:08:38] dressed up as Santa

[03:08:40] Anyways, that was like the same night. That was like next to the 20 police officers shooting guns.

[03:08:46] Anyways, not, sorry, not shooting. They were not shooting. They just like had guns and pointing them at the sky.

[03:08:51] Anyways, okay, and then we come, so we go and rouse, we're like, what the hell, okay?

[03:08:56] We get our hummus and bread for the night. We come out, and the police are all gone, and bro's just still there kicking the wall.

[03:09:05] So I don't know.

[03:09:06] I'm sorry, but some of us have to work and don't have time to get to say what I wanted

[03:09:25] to say.

[03:09:26] And you stay out of my way.

[03:09:27] Listen to Cremon.

[03:09:28] We're three breaks now.

[03:09:30] But Andy, hold on.

[03:09:31] Andy, I'm just...

[03:09:32] This is so messed up.

[03:09:33] Literally wise.

[03:09:34] Imagine, okay, your mother-in-law.

[03:09:35] Mother-in-law is speaking.

[03:09:39] You ignore her.

[03:09:40] Or the not even, what's it like when you're like,

[03:09:44] probably the second time she's ever met the mom,

[03:09:48] and they both ignore her?

[03:09:51] Crazy.

[03:09:54] You know what would win epic browning points?

[03:09:57] Throwing hands at the other women,

[03:09:59] being like, don't ignore grandma.

[03:10:01] Literally, who's gonna argue with that?

[03:10:06] Sit back down, be respectful, start a cheering hand.

[03:10:13] This family gathering is so good.

[03:10:15] Grandma!

[03:10:16] What can I do?

[03:10:18] Guys, if this brown stain is all over my sheep, it's from the chocolate.

[03:10:24] I'm like dropping a little bit of chocolate and then I'm rubbing it in.

[03:10:28] Or on my leg, is there like brown stains on my leg?

[03:10:46] Wait, when granddad was alive everyone was wholesome and now it's just their first Christmas with-

[03:10:58] wonderful. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

[03:11:08] Hey first grandpa please. Of course Mason but uh first a quick thank you to God for all of our blessings.

[03:11:16] What blessings? We didn't even get any Christmas presents. I didn't realize this was gonna be so

[03:11:20] depressing. But uh just look around you you'll notice we still have a roof over our heads

[03:11:26] Food on the table and family all around it.

[03:11:31] Why doesn't everyone expect a grandma like this?

[03:11:34] Yeah.

[03:11:36] Alright, everyone, please.

[03:11:39] Heavenly Father, bless this gathering.

[03:11:44] Guys, sorry, I didn't mean to like go on a run.

[03:11:49] Guys, we did Krakas today, okay?

[03:11:52] Me, my mom, my stepdad to Krakas.

[03:11:55] There was nothing in the crackers, but a joke.

[03:12:00] Do you know what my joke was?

[03:12:04] Wait, hold on. I need to get this right.

[03:12:07] Do you know what my joke was?

[03:12:12] What did the buffalo say to his son?

[03:12:23] by son that was okay that was that joke okay that was a card that said Billy

[03:12:33] eyelash but like we didn't really understand so we just skip that part um

[03:12:41] and that was like there was like a silver hat

[03:12:47] That wasn't even like a little Krakatoi, bro!

[03:12:51] Like I want one of those like, spinny things!

[03:12:54] We have less.

[03:12:56] Buy, son. That's... okay.

[03:12:59] Okay.

[03:13:03] Can you just tell me how I can help?

[03:13:06] Besides leaving?

[03:13:08] I'm joking.

[03:13:12] Wait, literally why are they being nice?

[03:13:15] Why did she say I'm joking? She's not joking, she meant it.

[03:13:18] Oh no.

[03:13:30] That's not nice! Bro, she's- she's- she's dating her husband!

[03:13:35] Throw her hand!

[03:13:45] Sorry for interrupting the blockbuster. Just wanted to say I appreciate the effort you put into streaming on Christmas.

[03:13:52] Thanks and goodbye and smile.

[03:13:55] I'm a personal chef. But not everyone gets a big fat wad of cash from their father-in-law's insurance policy either.

[03:14:03] After divorce.

[03:14:04] Oh, please. It's not like you're not getting any time latching onto my leftovers.

[03:14:10] Oh!

[03:14:17] Oh!

[03:14:19] Oh!

[03:14:21] Guys, I'm not gonna throw hands by the end of this. I predict that. I already know.

[03:14:40] No, give it, no, give it, give it.

[03:14:43] That is imported Bulgarian caviar.

[03:14:46] You don't use plasticware to serve it.

[03:14:50] Actually, you never use metal utensils.

[03:14:53] They oxidize and alter the taste.

[03:14:57] Well, I guess why don't we use plasticware for the entire dinner?

[03:15:03] Andy, do you not hear them in there?

[03:15:07] No, and I don't want to.

[03:15:09] Yeah, Andy, go sort your ladies out.

[03:15:17] That's not horrible, Andy.

[03:15:20] He likes them fighting over him.

[03:15:22] He would like that.

[03:15:24] Men. Men.

[03:15:28] Andy, it's-

[03:15:30] He's not big. This is not cool.

[03:15:33] is way too privileged to realize that.

[03:15:35] But with your son new, Monique shouldn't be-

[03:15:37] Why is everyone being so rude to Mother-in-law, by the way?

[03:15:42] Here, that's why I brought your agent to secret, you know it.

[03:15:49] Oh, God!

[03:15:50] Please, please, open the door!

[03:15:52] Please, thank you!

[03:15:54] Um...

[03:15:55] I hope your dinner turned out great.

[03:15:57] I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed new year.

[03:16:02] Tormenting you was fun and I look forward to a 2026 full of torments. Oh

[03:16:08] No, oh no, no, no, we still have a lot of days left 2025 of no more torment. Yes

[03:16:14] Also, not sure about dinner

[03:16:17] We've still got a timer on for that, right

[03:16:20] Guys, this is so buying about I'm so happy with our watching this

[03:16:24] Pater's gonna hate this is so riveting

[03:16:32] Best Christmas movie yet?

[03:16:37] Oh my gosh!

[03:16:39] Are they siblings or cousins?

[03:16:50] Do they just fight all day every day sibling?

[03:16:54] My bad. I'll take a good breath.

[03:16:59] She's talking about it and you're right!

[03:17:00] I'll play goodbye.

[03:17:01] I can't believe the way you two treat expensive things.

[03:17:03] You do realize some people don't have any clothes to wear

[03:17:07] and here you are hair-

[03:17:08] Preach Emma!

[03:17:09] Preach!

[03:17:10] No, no, no!

[03:17:12] What now?

[03:17:13] It's the wrong one.

[03:17:15] I would have black up sex.

[03:17:17] Modern wafer's thanking us here.

[03:17:20] We're okay.

[03:17:22] Well, remember when we tried,

[03:17:23] Okay, I'm gonna say it.

[03:17:24] Have you guys ever said that you didn't like

[03:17:28] a present. Wait, I'm so confused. How did they not- Wait, was this not Grandad's inheritance

[03:17:48] that they got? Was Grandad not loaded? And Grandad didn't get the money presents. Just

[03:17:58] I'm trying to make a big sense in my head.

[03:18:05] Wait, insure- I thought insurance policies were like...

[03:18:09] Okay, not to be rude, but Granddad was like 80 years old, you know?

[03:18:14] Bro, what's still working?

[03:18:18] Gr- Granddad had an insurance policy?

[03:18:20] When in doubt, spend, toil, rinse, and repeat.

[03:18:24] No wonder our kids have become-

[03:18:26] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, no, I know what's gonna happen.

[03:18:27] I know what's gonna happen.

[03:18:28] Granddad's still alive.

[03:18:32] And this was the last cab.

[03:18:33] Such crap.

[03:18:34] I could have.

[03:18:35] Face it, mom.

[03:18:36] You're a hard-core shopaholic yourself.

[03:18:38] And now, with your Bulgarian caviar and personal chefs.

[03:18:44] You said you can talk to my mom like that.

[03:18:45] Home record?

[03:18:46] True!

[03:18:47] Oh my gosh!

[03:18:48] Oh my gosh!

[03:18:49] Kid stepping in, Rohan!

[03:18:59] W.W. Kid?

[03:19:03] I'm gonna go around the hungry room, okay?

[03:19:13] I'm flabbergasted!

[03:19:14] We'll get through this.

[03:19:18] We always do.

[03:19:19] We do

[03:19:22] Grace

[03:19:23] Do you remember that?

[03:19:26] That life insurance policy I bought when I was working in finance

[03:19:31] Well back when we were newlyweds

[03:19:34] Yeah, yeah, since I really don't have much time left. Stop saying that Grace

[03:19:41] He's alive. I tell you

[03:19:43] No, this isn't sad, Chad. He's alive.

[03:19:48] That's why I need you to know the value of the policy.

[03:19:53] It's ten million dollars.

[03:19:55] Grandma killed him!

[03:19:57] What?

[03:19:59] Yes.

[03:20:01] You'll be shared equally among all of you.

[03:20:04] But until then, I need you to promise me one thing.

[03:20:09] everyone knows how how money has the power to change people makes them greedy

[03:20:15] materialistic they want to buy expensive things no no it wasn't my first thought

[03:20:23] I need you to remind them that happiness doesn't come it was just one of my

[03:20:30] thought happiness comes with wanting what you have the only way we managed

[03:20:38] to stay happy with less for all those years.

[03:20:44] I think grandpa comes back as an ex-mass zombie to skull the family.

[03:20:49] Okay, hold on, I'm confused though.

[03:20:53] So he was working in finance.

[03:20:54] Don't you have to be making a lot of money to get a $10 million insurance policy?

[03:21:00] Nor the Beeps, also that later.

[03:21:05] So the story doesn't really make sense.

[03:21:07] So they're saying that they have nothing, but they were able to take out an insurance

[03:21:13] policy because he was working in finance.

[03:21:17] In case they need a reminder that they can't buy their happiness.

[03:21:21] Just tell them about the Christmas we had with no power.

[03:21:25] Christmas with no power.

[03:21:27] Christmas with no power.

[03:21:29] Christmas with no power.

[03:21:31] Christmas with no power.

[03:21:33] No, actually I don't think it was Grandma that killed him, because she's like speaking

[03:21:42] to him, you know, like his picture, I think it was someone else.

[03:21:46] Stephanie, come sit by me.

[03:21:47] Ah, I'm good here.

[03:21:50] Alright, so the food is nowhere close to being done.

[03:21:55] Well if Jill actually let me help then...

[03:22:03] Sorry, I'm getting a rational anger.

[03:22:05] Nice mom.

[03:22:06] Now we're starving.

[03:22:08] Have some calamari precious.

[03:22:10] That's crazy!

[03:22:11] She's just taking all of these heads.

[03:22:13] Let's try it.

[03:22:14] Um, A, in case you forgot, I'm a vegetarian again.

[03:22:19] And B, hell.

[03:22:20] Real hot.

[03:22:21] All right, all right, can't we all just settle down?

[03:22:25] Now, like I said, I have some news I've been wanting to share with you.

[03:22:30] I'm not egging it on!

[03:22:32] Okay, Peer of E be the mom.

[03:22:34] Peer of E be the mom.

[03:22:36] You did not grow a human life inside of you once.

[03:22:41] You did not grow a human life inside of you twice.

[03:22:44] You grew a human life inside of you three times!

[03:22:49] Okay?

[03:22:50] Three separate times!

[03:22:51] Okay?

[03:22:52] raised these human beings from fetuses, into young adults, beautiful adults, okay?

[03:22:59] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:23:00] Your husband be like, nah, I must start dating someone 10 years younger instead, like 15

[03:23:06] years younger instead, okay?

[03:23:07] This 15 years younger woman walks in, goes, um, well, if Jill helps me cook, Jill, you're

[03:23:15] so annoying, get a life.

[03:23:17] Jill, Jill.

[03:23:19] Yeah, he's with me now. Okay? The dude be like, yeah, the ladies be fighting over me.

[03:23:28] What?

[03:23:29] If it's high blood pressure we all need to be...

[03:23:31] I'm drinking high blood pressure, I'm drinking high blood pressure, I'm drinking high blood pressure, And I'm drinking high blood pressure!

[03:23:38] After that, after everything you put Andy through and that divorce, you really gonna blame me for high blood pressure?

[03:23:44] Don't talk to my mom like that.

[03:23:46] Yes!

[03:23:47] Oh dear lord, not again.

[03:23:49] Why are you always going to hell?

[03:23:53] I'm selling the house.

[03:23:54] I don't see the S-year.

[03:24:00] Like I said, I'm selling the house.

[03:24:05] I'm selling the house!

[03:24:10] I bought this big place because I thought you all would be visiting a lot.

[03:24:13] I've been here eight months.

[03:24:15] Is this the first time anyone stayed over?

[03:24:18] I'm all alone.

[03:24:19] And this is way too much house for me.

[03:24:22] I mean, still the house?

[03:24:23] I mean, where are you going to go?

[03:24:24] I found this charming condo in Florida.

[03:24:27] It's assisted living.

[03:24:28] Senior home?

[03:24:29] Well, yeah.

[03:24:30] Florida?

[03:24:30] Don't do that.

[03:24:32] We will come to this more often.

[03:24:34] Well, then instead of a senior facility,

[03:24:36] she'd probably end up in a mental one,

[03:24:38] believe you guys argue.

[03:24:39] So.

[03:24:40] What is your problem, Steph?

[03:24:42] Why are you always taking these little jabs at me?

[03:24:44] Well I see the Morris truth bombs.

[03:24:46] Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

[03:24:49] Why did she not ask you this morning to check it out?

[03:24:52] Oh grandma!

[03:24:56] You'll be just in one meeting with our...

[03:24:58] Can't you?

[03:24:59] POV Grandma right now.

[03:25:02] Inside, in her heart.

[03:25:05] POV Grandma's stern face because she's keeping a poker face to keep it all together.

[03:25:10] Grandma inside. Grandma on the outside.

[03:25:40] Just step aside and let a woman handle this.

[03:25:43] Oh, Andy.

[03:25:44] Jeez.

[03:25:45] Not so handy, Andy.

[03:25:47] Okay.

[03:25:50] Oh!

[03:25:52] Ridiculous!

[03:25:53] Grace, has this ever happened before?

[03:25:55] No.

[03:25:58] Get in here!

[03:25:58] I can't leave the cat!

[03:26:01] Is Grandma gambling?

[03:26:03] Wait.

[03:26:05] Hold up.

[03:26:07] Is Grandma doing slots?

[03:26:08] What was that?

[03:26:09] Give me a candle! Tell me if she can set the tree on fire again, girl!

[03:26:13] OOOOOOOOH!

[03:26:14] She's out of the power?

[03:26:16] Oh, okay, sorry about that.

[03:26:17] I know what's going on.

[03:26:26] What are you supposed to do now?

[03:26:34] What would come from these?

[03:26:39] You just told them about the Christmas we had.

[03:26:41] Did you watch a Christmas Carol this year?

[03:26:44] No, this is my first Christmas movie.

[03:26:47] This is riveting, guys.

[03:26:49] Like, this is actually, I want to know what happened.

[03:26:51] Okay, this is what happens.

[03:26:52] Grandpa is alive, I call it.

[03:26:55] What was that?

[03:26:57] It's all right.

[03:26:59] At least you all will be living in a better neighborhood.

[03:27:03] Okay.

[03:27:04] Just don't let them forget where they came from.

[03:27:06] I won't let them promise.

[03:27:09] you're all coming with me he was lying about being a broke boy this whole time

[03:27:15] grandpa if you're not a broke boy just say sorry like I'm so confused he walked

[03:27:22] in finance for years it doesn't make it make sense

[03:27:28] unique at the hotel I doubt anyone's eating caviar in this building

[03:27:34] the mosquito just bit me like where even are we you all already forgot where

[03:27:39] Your grandpa and I used to live.

[03:27:40] Oh, I remember.

[03:27:41] I just don't understand what we're doing here.

[03:27:43] Apparently giving you a history lesson.

[03:27:49] Harry!

[03:27:50] Oh, I'm so good to see you.

[03:27:52] Thank you, too, very much.

[03:27:53] Oh.

[03:27:54] I so miss the days when you and Henry live next door.

[03:27:57] I do, too.

[03:27:58] But thank you for inviting us for Christmas.

[03:28:00] Always.

[03:28:01] You remember my son, Andy?

[03:28:02] Hi, Andy.

[03:28:03] And his wife, Jill?

[03:28:04] X.

[03:28:05] Y.

[03:28:06] All right.

[03:28:07] Thank you so much for having us.

[03:28:08] Did the girlfriend just bit me? I knew it

[03:28:17] This is our daughter Cleo

[03:28:25] Wait, did they just decide to just go to like some

[03:28:28] the new owner house is house at Christmas and just what a link

[03:28:40] I'm so confused. They literally got money lost. Yeah, last the lot grandpa was fine last year

[03:29:10] They got money like a few months ago

[03:29:21] Can I help with anything? No me the appetizers are done

[03:29:28] Yummy, um, I'm about to drink

[03:29:33] Why does she say that's holocaustically bro crack is a bang us

[03:29:38] Thank you for reminding me

[03:29:40] I'll get the ice cubes. Can you fill that up?

[03:29:44] With tap water?

[03:29:48] You know, I just remembered that I have wine in the car.

[03:29:52] What?

[03:29:53] You shouldn't have.

[03:29:55] That's usually reserved for anniversaries.

[03:29:57] Oh, you know, it's no problem at all.

[03:30:00] Is Christmas not a big deal than an anniversary?

[03:30:03] Uh, we're on my phone alarm.

[03:30:05] Oh, I was trying to my phone. Hold on my phone alarm's going off.

[03:30:08] I'm also gonna stop the beeping on that for the wine glasses. We don't have any, but

[03:30:15] You can use this mug that I wanted to circus

[03:30:19] You don't have wine glasses

[03:30:23] This is so cozy. Thanks

[03:30:27] There's no closet. No, all my things is right there

[03:30:33] At least they won't take long to find an outfit

[03:30:38] It's really cute. Thanks. I got it for my birthday at the thrift store.

[03:30:43] Thrift store?

[03:30:45] Wait, for your birthday?

[03:30:47] Yeah.

[03:30:48] Thrift's all the bad, huh?

[03:30:51] Hannah and I went thrifting!

[03:30:59] What's happening?

[03:30:59] Let's see, what do you need?

[03:31:01] I'm having a good...

[03:31:02] Thrifting!

[03:31:03] Video games.

[03:31:05] Now.

[03:31:05] Seriously? And where's your iPad?

[03:31:09] Don't have one.

[03:31:10] Actually? And you're probably getting one for Christmas.

[03:31:15] No, but they're cool.

[03:31:16] Definitely not.

[03:31:17] Goodwill! Oh my gosh!

[03:31:19] Okay, I don't want to say number one, but like, we're Goodwill?

[03:31:22] Survaga. Survaga.

[03:31:24] The present is right there.

[03:31:25] Present?

[03:31:26] Like, I feel like they don't have any, like, chain thrift, so it wasn't...

[03:31:32] Well, you know, I want to feel like a RSPCA charity clothes shop, it's just not the same,

[03:31:40] you know.

[03:31:41] I feel like, you know what I think it is, I think in England, like all the semi-wealthy

[03:31:49] people that like give the designer clothes, you never get designer clothes in a charity

[03:31:58] shop.

[03:31:59] good quality clothes, you know, like the, the, the, the like boomers that like, you

[03:32:05] know, they like give all that clothes the charity shop, right? Okay. They're not, they're

[03:32:11] old in England. Okay. So they have like old fashion. Oh my gosh. In America, I just,

[03:32:20] I feel like it's because I imagine like Selena Gomez has given her clothes to like bid

[03:32:24] well. It's just cooler. Like they're like they're like made for younger people. Like

[03:32:30] thrift shops in America. Omeglish actually built different. That's so good.

[03:32:33] But I have these. I'm just like, oh my gosh, this could have been won by a

[03:32:37] celebrity. Let's pretend. But like in England, it's like this is a cool

[03:32:43] oversized jumper that was probably owned by like a 70 year old accountant

[03:32:49] Guy it's just it's not the same vibes, you know

[03:32:58] Okay, you know we get to the end and then we and then and then I open it okay, I'm riveted I want to know what goes on

[03:33:05] I checked it and I like it

[03:33:09] Merry Christmas

[03:33:19] And it's the vibe here, and everything is so calm and peaceful.

[03:33:24] The only thing I have heard out of your kids is laughter.

[03:33:28] Hey, how do you do it, man?

[03:33:31] Uh, it's just the way we are, I guess, right Annie?

[03:33:36] Yeah.

[03:33:37] I mean, we've never had much in a material sense,

[03:33:40] but what we do have, we appreciate.

[03:33:42] I'm gonna get one present each, it makes me feel so spoiled and like guilty, yeah, me

[03:33:57] too.

[03:33:58] So sad, right?

[03:34:01] When's Grandpa gonna pull up out there?

[03:34:03] I don't know, they don't seem to mind.

[03:34:07] So what, you kids made those?

[03:34:08] I'm cool, I did.

[03:34:09] Yeah, I did.

[03:34:10] In preschool.

[03:34:11] Aw.

[03:34:16] I'm waiting!

[03:34:33] Nah, Mason's gonna accidentally burn the tree up.

[03:34:41] we haven't gone in this socks in like two years yeah this is so cool how

[03:34:48] colorful they are hey that's gonna hate saying this is bad this is such a good

[03:34:53] movie what do you mean

[03:35:11] We're so happy to have you, Joe.

[03:35:13] I did have you, Joe.

[03:35:14] Yeah.

[03:35:16] I'm like we used to be...

[03:35:18] before the money.

[03:35:21] Come on.

[03:35:39] Merry Christmas, my dear.

[03:35:41] Or should I say Mrs. Claus? I hope you are having the bestest Christmas day ever.

[03:35:47] No. You should not say Mrs. Claus. You should say, um...

[03:35:54] Reindeer dressed up as Santa, because I'm cosplaying as Santa as a reindeer to rob him.

[03:36:04] And that is why you did not get all of your presents.

[03:36:07] Mom, thank you very very very very very very much. Thank you.

[03:36:12] The lights are back on!

[03:36:15] Thank you, Jack.

[03:36:22] We're so loving him.

[03:36:27] It's him!

[03:36:30] Grandma.

[03:36:31] Mason, get your while. I'm waiting for someone.

[03:36:35] Dinner's ready, but I thought everyone had gone home.

[03:36:40] Oh, wait.

[03:36:45] Nami said we'd some slope for real.

[03:36:48] Just in time. Bear with me.

[03:36:50] I'm so confused. Wait.

[03:36:53] So they just went round to a random family's house for Christmas and the family be vibing?

[03:36:58] I see.

[03:36:59] Dinner's almost ready.

[03:37:01] Wow, imagine if this was real life.

[03:37:03] Oh, no!

[03:37:05] Well, I made the sweet potato.

[03:37:08] And Mason and I made the mashed potato.

[03:37:10] Is this a lot of milk?

[03:37:11] I made up the kitchen and made the stuffing.

[03:37:13] Oh.

[03:37:15] Oh, and I said the table.

[03:37:17] But don't forget the turkey.

[03:37:23] Grandpa!

[03:37:26] Grandma?

[03:37:27] I'm sorry.

[03:37:30] So, Mom?

[03:37:31] That caled. That caled. That caled.

[03:37:35] Sad?

[03:37:36] I can't remember a day I was this happy.

[03:37:40] Oh.

[03:37:41] The turkey didn't make it.

[03:37:43] Ah, I got it right here.

[03:37:45] Why did you bring Monique back, Andy?

[03:37:47] Actually...

[03:37:52] It's why they were just acting like mom and dad were going to get back together.

[03:37:56] He's cheating on you, Monique.

[03:38:03] He's cheating on you.

[03:38:04] I didn't.

[03:38:05] Jill did.

[03:38:06] Oh, and it's a good thing.

[03:38:09] That was flirting.

[03:38:10] That was flirting.

[03:38:11] That was flirting.

[03:38:12] Monique, I would not take that.

[03:38:13] I did.

[03:38:14] I mean, just take the money.

[03:38:15] I would not take that.

[03:38:16] I would not take that.

[03:38:17] It absolutely does.

[03:38:18] Everything looks beautiful.

[03:38:19] Oh.

[03:38:20] So, Mama, Jill and I, we were talking earlier, and we wanted to talk about it.

[03:38:25] And we wanted to talk to you about selling the house.

[03:38:29] My mind's already...

[03:38:30] He won't see gel.

[03:38:31] We made up.

[03:38:32] There's no sense trying to change it.

[03:38:34] And I'm not gonna try.

[03:38:35] But instead of living in...

[03:38:37] Like, I feel like there's tension.

[03:38:39] Senior housing.

[03:38:40] We came up with a better solution.

[03:38:42] For you to move in with us!

[03:38:44] Yeah.

[03:38:45] Like, see how it's like crying deliberately to not look at gel.

[03:38:48] Taking turns at mom's and dad's.

[03:38:51] So we can see him more often.

[03:38:53] I promise not to find it.

[03:38:57] Where did this all come from?

[03:39:00] Let's just say, sometimes you have to go back where you came from

[03:39:04] to really appreciate everything that you have.

[03:39:08] So what do you say?

[03:39:10] Are you moving with us?

[03:39:14] Only on one condition

[03:39:18] that I get the first piece of turkey.

[03:39:20] We had to save Grace, but we can't until everyone gets here everyone

[03:39:50] Out of ten, rate the Christmas movie.

[03:40:12] Is this going to be another classic out of the roster?

[03:40:19] I think this was Holson.

[03:40:48] I think that...

[03:40:52] Lydia upset because it was the poor family at the door.

[03:41:00] You know what? I don't know what to say to that.

[03:41:05] Stop! Stop! Stop!

[03:41:13] Lydia's face when there is a microplot twist.

[03:41:18] And yes, Lydia, it's a Christmas movie, not a zombie movie, people give us.

[03:41:27] Well, thank you for actually really giving that to June. Hello, June.

[03:41:34] I thought that was nice. I thought that was a good movie.

[03:41:37] They fixed their attitude when they realized they were going to lose the house lol heart number one streamer.

[03:41:43] Wait!

[03:41:45] Wait, you're so right.

[03:41:47] Christmas I saw you at the award show you were the first one there in the little area did you get to meet Sina

[03:41:53] You were so nervous, but you made it through proud of you for all the accomplishments you have made dot love

[03:41:58] Love you cookie

[03:42:01] I did not get to meet everyone I wanted to meet of that, you know

[03:42:05] It's okay because that that makes me even more excited for the next thing that I got you

[03:42:10] That I will surely have the confidence

[03:42:14] next time to say hello. Not this time, but I will have the confidence next time. Ah,

[03:42:21] chicken, chicken, chicken! Hold on, okay. The movie was not cringe. It was good. Okay,

[03:42:32] hold on. Okay, we need to like ASAP check the chicken. Oh, actually. Oh, I need to

[03:42:40] I need to fix the camera, one sec.

[03:42:41] Um, okay, I fixed the camera and I'll be right back, okay?

[03:42:46] Ah!

[03:42:49] Ah!

[03:42:50] Movie was scuffed.

[03:42:51] No!

[03:44:10] Wait, give me one second.

[03:44:22] Oh, I would do, uh, literally one sec, literally one sec.

[03:44:26] Catherine, how do you feel about winning this competition?

[03:44:29] Just check the words right out of my mouth.

[03:44:31] I am winning this competition.

[03:44:33] I like the confidence.

[03:44:35] Aiden, how are you feeling?

[03:44:37] Man, I'm just grateful to be here.

[03:44:39] I raised him right.

[03:44:42] How many kids have you raised at this point?

[03:44:44] I think around 45.

[03:44:48] Shontae, how are you doing?

[03:44:49] I am great.

[03:44:50] I am so glad to be here, and I'm ready to win.

[03:44:53] Well, you better, because you don't know what the consequence for the losing team is,

[03:44:57] so you really will want to win.

[03:44:59] Okay.

[03:45:00] We will.

[03:45:01] Chaz, I had to keep you on opposite sides of me, or I know you two don't have the best history together.

[03:45:06] Yeah.

[03:45:07] to rob me along.

[03:45:09] How are you feeling about tonight?

[03:45:10] I am excited.

[03:45:11] I'm happy to be here.

[03:45:12] And honestly, it's really nice.

[03:45:13] It feels like being with a big family.

[03:45:15] I know we call it the Darman fan,

[03:45:16] but it's nice to be with, like, the people

[03:45:18] become my family.

[03:45:19] That's right.

[03:45:19] All right.

[03:45:20] I'm excited.

[03:45:21] Cool.

[03:45:22] And then on this side over here.

[03:45:23] Look at you taking the uber inside of the containers.

[03:45:26] Oh, you can sit up.

[03:45:28] I'm a Darman fan, but still fan favorites.

[03:45:31] How are you feeling about tonight, Sean?

[03:45:32] Oh, OK.

[03:45:33] I'm happy to be here.

[03:45:34] And I already know I'm going to win.

[03:45:35] We're going to win.

[03:45:36] Yeah, we're all up and away, come on now.

[03:45:38] Yeah, so the Patriot game moves right.

[03:45:39] Yup.

[03:45:40] All right, do it in the center.

[03:45:41] You may as well just get in there.

[03:46:06] I have been watching Darman for a while but they fired pretty much all the best actors

[03:46:25] As a while ago, it's pretty bad now.

[03:47:25] Do you have a meat thermometer?

[03:48:20] If you turn off the hot air part of the oven, right dial, it won't blast hot air on you

[03:48:45] You Liddy of Hug.

[03:48:58] We can't you use the microphone you had in the USAIRL streams lol.

[03:49:06] The chicken looks really good not going to lie.

[03:49:09] I'd eat that whole thing.

[03:50:36] Okay, I'm not-

[03:50:53] Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

[03:50:59] Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

[03:51:02] I wish a movie where they said that, but I can't remember which movie. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, my bad.

[03:51:08] Um, okay. Okay.

[03:51:12] I mean, I know. I mean, oh, I'm alone. Yeah, I've wished that like 25,000 times. Okay.

[03:51:18] Um, uh, chat. This is the chicken!

[03:51:23] Um, you want to, you want to mess around and do a taste test real quick?

[03:51:34] It does look good! It does! I know! I know! Okay, uh...

[03:51:47] Ignore the tail. I keep on trying to like move the tail around. Okay. Um

[03:51:56] Okay, now I can't touch that so I need to move this

[03:52:03] People have finished that Christmas cooking by like 2 p.m. By the way

[03:52:07] Ain't no way!

[03:52:11] So how do people do this overnight?

[03:52:14] And why do they do this overnight?

[03:52:16] This camera was so yummy!

[03:52:18] Also, why do people not just do chicken at Christmas?

[03:52:22] Why do they do turkey? I'm so confused!

[03:52:24] Linda, you are what the French call, lay incompetent lull.

[03:52:30] My face off that one.

[03:52:33] Let's prove him wrong.

[03:52:35] Okay. Okay. Okay. Boom. Okay. Um, great. You know what? I'm just gonna prove the hate is wrong. Okay.

[03:52:52] And I'm weakening it on the plate, right? Okay. And I'm gonna put, I was eating my potatoes

[03:52:58] So I don't have very many potatoes left. Yeah, my bad. Oh, okay. And also we have

[03:53:07] uh, brussel sprouts! Woo!

[03:53:19] Okay chat, you have to eat all your brussel sprouts in order to get the chicken, okay?

[03:53:28] okay um was it so gonna be hot can I like can I like chicken some moment to

[03:53:36] this with my hand mm also why is this like blackened on one side

[03:53:41] oh my gosh okay stop it I have to try the stuffing okay um right let's get a

[03:53:46] knife and fork and dig in egg let's do a little taste test

[03:53:51] Huggies, that chicken looks really really good, WW.

[03:54:00] Oh, thank you, thank you, okay, um...

[03:54:08] Anyone want the fast bite?

[03:54:11] Turkeys feed more people to bird even more than a ex-maskooz.

[03:54:16] You know because they are larger.

[03:54:18] Yeah, but turkeys are also like 70 pounds.

[03:54:22] Turkeys are like $100 at Christmas.

[03:54:25] Like, you could just buy two chickens for like 10 pounds.

[03:54:30] Surely that's better, no?

[03:54:31] And then you probably have more than one of those.

[03:54:34] Is it really a principle, like, consumerism?

[03:54:38] I would like to personally thank you

[03:54:39] for the Santa suit and your stream.

[03:54:41] Thank you!

[03:54:42] Less than three lovely is always.

[03:54:44] But just remember, I'm not actually a fan.

[03:54:45] Less than three, less than three,

[03:54:46] less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less than three less

[03:55:16] doing less than three less than three how I hit my nose less than three less

[03:55:22] than three less than three eleven out of ten less than three less than three less

[03:55:28] than three it would help if I had three hands and then I could you know don't

[03:55:31] worry okay um

[03:55:33] does anyone want to listen

[03:55:43] 20 pound turkey is a big one. They do take longer to cook and are paying to cut.

[03:55:48] Anyone want sauces?

[03:55:51] Um...

[03:55:53] Okay well that's really good because we haven't got any sauces. I can check.

[03:55:57] I think we have some game us ups.

[03:56:00] Can't...

[03:56:03] Yeah I think that's it. I don't think we have... Okay you know I'll check. I'll check. Okay.

[03:56:07] Um...

[03:56:13] oh okay we have um tomato ketchup we have a we have tomatoes less do you guys want some

[03:56:32] more you are the loveliest goofball around I'm a goofball Luke okay I eat no goofball

[03:56:38] we're gonna have this Christmas dinner we're gonna eat it I mean eat it and then we're

[03:56:42] going to be happy about it. I'm going to be like, wow, she can actually cook. Okay.

[03:56:47] Clockette. Right. Yeah, I'll know what to want to eat so I'll send you a Christmas dinner.

[03:56:54] Yeah, I'll know that up to you guys. Okay, that's fine. We're not drinking this Christmas.

[03:57:04] We are having water only, I hope that's okay, but we have a cute anime girl painting, if

[03:57:17] that makes you feel better about it.

[03:57:34] Okay, okay, music off, this is a serious taste test, okay, so um, dig in, dig in, let's do

[03:57:47] the taste test, okay, I'm gonna get a little bit of, after I've fungled this, this has

[03:57:56] kind of made me feel slightly weird about eating it actually, um, okay, right, let's

[03:58:02] Let's get one scoop that has like everything on it, sorry.

[03:58:09] Stuffing.

[03:58:10] Chicken.

[03:58:11] Chicken skin.

[03:58:12] Okay, let's get, oh my god, I got a little bit of the fit, okay, and then some onion.

[03:58:24] Bro, this needs some cranberry sauce, so bad, hold on, there's a cranberry, ow, it's so

[03:58:31] hot!

[03:58:32] I'm biting my fingers for this.

[03:58:33] Okay, but I know it will be worth it.

[03:58:35] It's like the more pain,

[03:58:38] the more gain, something like that.

[03:58:40] Okay, okay, Christmas dinner?

[03:58:48] Christmas dinner, initial taste test.

[03:58:52] Ah, it's a tree.

[03:59:02] Literally so good.

[03:59:12] Literally so good.

[03:59:24] Of course.

[03:59:27] Of course.

[03:59:30] CXP, British food, Turkish traditional.

[03:59:34] I like to receive food. I love 4X masks.

[03:59:37] Shrimp, scallops, salmon, soft shell crab.

[03:59:41] You know because I like breaking tradition.

[03:59:44] Lydia your meal looks pretty good.

[03:59:46] It doesn't!

[03:59:47] You should be proud of yourself. I am.

[03:59:49] I'm so proud of myself. This is so yummy.

[03:59:53] Okay.

[03:59:55] And it doesn't even feel that weird to...

[03:59:58] Can I eat this?

[04:00:00] Like that.

[04:00:02] The little bottom bet. Can I eat the little bottom bet?

[04:00:04] Please look this up later for me.

[04:00:06] Dr. Manhattan, thermodynamic miracles.

[04:00:10] Cause you are one.

[04:00:11] Oh my god.

[04:00:12] Smile less than three in fact.

[04:00:14] Two, LOL.

[04:00:18] Oh my god.

[04:00:21] This is so good.

[04:00:23] Now you know what the best part of the trick is?

[04:00:25] First time you made something that looks really good.

[04:00:28] So many times in full ups, okay. Now you know what?

[04:00:38] So you can open a Lydia restaurant like Skopeak or Shry-Five Michelin Star's Lydia

[04:00:44] chef.

[04:00:45] What's this?

[04:00:47] You see the board?

[04:00:52] You see the board?

[04:00:57] Actually feeling hungry after watching a cooking stream video of Happy.

[04:01:03] You see that?

[04:01:06] Hmm.

[04:01:09] Move it up.

[04:01:39] I

[04:01:46] Go to swallow it for the clip now

[04:01:50] Oh my gosh, I actually I'm getting through

[04:01:54] This is not a good idea

[04:01:57] Ww Lydia

[04:02:04] Yeah, you do

[04:02:06] Yeah, this was not a good idea.

[04:02:09] Oh my gosh, you know those people that have like pins in them?

[04:02:13] I was gonna have to take a-

[04:02:15] You generally shouldn't eat hard, cooked chicken bones as they can splinter and cause internal

[04:02:20] damage, but people often consume the soft, edible parts like cartilage, tiny bones, especially

[04:02:27] wings slash feet, and marrow, especially in cultures where they are a delicacy.

[04:02:33] on the juicy meat, collagen rich cartilage, and marrow, but avoid gnawing on or swallowing

[04:02:38] solid, hard bone pieces.

[04:03:03] you

[04:03:33] you

[04:04:03] you

[04:04:33] you

[04:05:03] you

[04:05:33] I'm going to eat this.

[04:06:01] Does anyone ask that when they cook they like don't get hungry anymore?

[04:06:10] Good night, Liddy. Sleep tight. Thank you for spending Christmas with us, even when you don't have to.

[04:06:15] I really loved it and I appreciate you so much. Merry Christmas, my favourite girly pop.

[04:06:20] Thank you, D.

[04:06:22] It's yummy!

[04:06:25] Guys, I wish we could watch a Christmas movie together.

[04:06:28] That would be so vibe-y, no? But all of the Christmas revisions today...

[04:06:33] Oh my God, someone who saved me. I can't take food poisoning anymore. Also, I feel gassy.

[04:06:39] Oh. Lydia's bowing movements and you'll be fine.

[04:06:43] I'm a mad lady!

[04:06:45] What the real estate is?

[04:06:47] What the real estate is?

[04:06:49] Please stand up!

[04:06:51] I'm a mad lady!

[04:06:53] What the real estate is?

[04:06:55] Please stand up!

[04:06:57] Please stand up!

[04:06:59] Please stand up!

[04:07:01] Merry Christmas, Milly and Cat.

[04:07:03] I am spending Christmas alone,

[04:07:05] but I am here with you guys,

[04:07:07] so it's cool.

[04:07:09] I don't know how I do it,

[04:07:11] I'm on stream and hang out on discord and still laugh my ar off

[04:07:15] Enjoyed the holidays and thanks for all the laughs and learning

[04:07:19] I am thankful I am part of the memories

[04:07:21] I've got all of them

[04:07:22] W Blush Spillie less than 3

[04:07:26] Merry Christmas Lydia

[04:07:27] Thank you, thank you, thank you

[04:07:29] Thank you, Merry Christmas

[04:07:31] Thank you so much

[04:07:33] No!

[04:07:34] I don't think you can hold me

[04:07:36] Now I'm proud of you

[04:07:38] No, thank you

[04:07:40] Thank you!

[04:07:42] You're more, more!

[04:07:44] I can't see! I can't see!

[04:07:46] Oh my gosh, I let the needle come out!

[04:07:48] Maybe we can watch a movie in the discord, Lizzie!

[04:07:51] Merry Christmas again and thanks for being so cozy and cute!

[04:08:10] Merry Christmas to the heart number one streamer. Congratulations on a successful cooking stream.

[04:08:20] It's always wonderful to see. Here's to a fun year, peace on Earth and goodwill to everyone.

[04:08:31] Thank you for the Christmas stream, Lydia. Hard to believe this was already my third

[04:08:36] one with the community feels strong man married Christmas video and chat.

[04:08:40] Really? Merry Christmas Johnny! Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[04:08:48] What is this? What is this? Hmm...

[04:08:56] Wait, you...

[04:08:59] You wanna watch that?

[04:09:01] The twitchcon cookie was great, but I think this chicken is even better.

[04:09:10] WWCookingStream, thank you.

[04:09:13] Lydia of Huck.

[04:09:14] Thank you very much, Ashley.

[04:09:16] Hello.

[04:09:17] You want to watch this?

[04:09:18] I can see you're watching.

[04:09:19] You don't even feel bigger.

[04:09:20] Betty, thank you for your amazing Christmas stream, Lydia WWC.

[04:09:30] Enjoy the food and have a really good sleep. Soon, Huggies, you are the best people rose.

[04:09:35] Wait, are we allowed to watch this?

[04:09:39] Hold on!

[04:09:41] Hold on! Are we allowed to watch this?

[04:09:49] I think that we are, because it's on YouTube.

[04:09:54] I think that we are allowed to watch this because lots of other people have also watched this

[04:10:01] Okay, baby, everyone

[04:10:10] It's got millions of views if they can

[04:10:24] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:10:29] Chat?

[04:10:32] This isn't bad music, by the way, this is bonky music.

[04:10:36] Chat?

[04:10:38] Have that...

[04:10:40] Have some Christmas din din.

[04:10:43] Have some din din.

[04:10:47] Hold on, have some uh...

[04:10:50] Ow, that's still so hot!

[04:10:52] Oh my gosh bro, the stuffing is so good.

[04:10:57] Stuffing with cranberry sauce?

[04:11:01] Favorite food of all time.

[04:11:03] Every time I see my favorite food is something else.

[04:11:06] It's because I forgot stuffing with cranberry sauce.

[04:11:08] Okay, come on, come on, get your bucket!

[04:11:10] Ah!

[04:11:11] You remember to be a big bouncy blue wonky boy today, as I sure are held and forget.

[04:11:41] Okay, let's watch a... let's watch a Christmas movie together.

[04:12:00] It's really hot in here, because I've been cooking...

[04:12:04] It's my host, Lara!

[04:12:11] Merry Christmas Lydia, thank you for the Christmas stream to

[04:12:41] hope you enjoy the chicken it really looks perfectly cook see you next time

[04:12:48] and have a good evening oh wait it's movie time

[04:12:52] okay let's get out of here now

[04:12:55] ww

[04:12:57] brandy thank you so much thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

[04:13:05] Thank you!

[04:13:07] No, you're not!

[04:13:09] You're the boss!

[04:13:11] You're not boss!

[04:13:13] Thank you!

[04:13:15] That's it!

[04:13:17] Well, I had to lay down because I got to meet Rain for Christmas.

[04:13:21] Oh!

[04:13:22] You are absurdly beautiful and don't need the Santa suit to impress.

[04:13:26] The, uh...

[04:13:27] Wish I could make you happy everyday as you have done for me.

[04:13:29] Merry Christmas!

[04:13:31] Wish I could spoil you next time I'm in London.

[04:13:34] All warm fuzzies and love to you, silly, perfect girl.

[04:13:38] Less than three, less than three, less than three.

[04:13:42] What's CX said W?

[04:13:44] However, I'm actually...

[04:13:47] I'm actually a reindeer.

[04:13:50] Dressed up as Santa.

[04:13:52] I'm a reindeer dressed up as Santa.

[04:13:55] That's more, that's more.

[04:14:05] Jack guys, we can sub this in Indonesian.

[04:14:17] If you want.

[04:14:18] I am having a very nice Christmas day watching your stream.

[04:14:35] It was refreshing to see an on rage bait cooking stream.

[04:14:38] to your logic of it's on the YouTube so it's oh my gosh I have never doubted your

[04:14:51] stuffing I mean cooking skills although I would never eat something that you may

[04:14:56] because your food is divine and eating it would be blasphemy

[04:15:02] Guys, for anyone that doesn't know, I have a close feeling with, I have a close connection

[04:15:18] with Scrooge.

[04:15:20] I played Scrooge in my Year 6 play, and I did watch a lot of Scrooge movies back in

[04:15:28] the day.

[04:15:31] I would say best Christmas movie of all time.

[04:15:39] I would say best.

[04:15:40] Yes.

[04:15:41] That does not mean I'm basically Scrooge.

[04:15:45] It's a door nail.

[04:15:49] Certificate of death, sir.

[04:15:51] Because I'm transforming the movie.

[04:16:03] I'm transforming the movie.

[04:16:07] Also, if you've sent a message, I've read the message.

[04:16:13] You do not need to continue to say the message to me to read the message, but thank you so

[04:16:18] much for continuing to put a message. I...unless it's some people's, then I will purposely

[04:16:29] never read the message. You're right. You're right.

[04:16:36] Rage bait cooking in my book includes wearing cloth gloves while making cookie dough.

[04:17:01] I've never seen a reindeer with your accretionments.

[04:17:31] I think your model is superior in every way.

[04:17:33] Oh, thank you!

[04:17:34] Merry Christmas, peace, love and happiness.

[04:17:36] You little ray of wonderful sunshine.

[04:17:38] What does that mean?

[04:17:39] Don't forget, thermodynamic miracles.

[04:17:42] What's-

[04:17:43] Smile less than three.

[04:17:44] What's acutrement?

[04:17:45] What does that mean?

[04:17:47] Dibinsh, dibinsh.

[04:17:50] Guys, we have the Indonesian subtitles of the day.

[04:17:52] Y'all, Rem, please put the subtitles in Portuguese.

[04:17:55] I don't understand this foreigner.

[04:17:57] Lingo also paid chatter.

[04:17:59] and then ease in.

[04:18:01] He's not going to walk it down.

[04:18:05] Uh, Carlos, am I right?

[04:18:09] Humbug.

[04:18:11] Humbug.

[04:18:29] Loving the background must thank you.

[04:18:39] Right, Mike is going far away.

[04:18:42] Look how much I have to eat!

[04:18:47] I'm buying a meal by the day.

[04:18:50] Zero tons of food for me.

[04:18:52] Double food.

[04:18:59] Go Scrooge! You tell those ghosts! You tell them! Don't let them get you! Every time I've ever seen ghosts pull you Scrooge, people let them get to you.

[04:19:12] Let's mix it up a little bit, okay?

[04:19:15] I'm sorry.

[04:19:20] Let's do Scrooge, but he bought Hustlers University.

[04:19:26] And he's different now.

[04:19:28] That's what he was saving up for this whole time.

[04:19:58] Why put a breath in like that?

[04:20:02] Cold.

[04:20:03] Geez.

[04:20:04] Guys, is this transformative enough?

[04:20:11] Merry Christmas, Uncle.

[04:20:12] I'm reading what's on my screen.

[04:20:13] Don't save you.

[04:20:14] Ah, humbug.

[04:20:15] Christmas humbug?

[04:20:16] Uncle, you don't mean that.

[04:20:17] Merry Christmas.

[04:20:18] What reason of you to be merry?

[04:20:19] You're poor enough.

[04:20:20] What right of you to be so gentle?

[04:20:21] Oh!

[04:20:22] I'm humbug!

[04:20:23] Ohhhh!

[04:20:25] Ohhhh!

[04:20:27] Nava!

[04:20:31] Nava, thank you!

[04:20:35] Thank you!

[04:20:37] The contents are additional items of dress or equipment, or other items carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity.

[04:20:46] Uh huh.

[04:20:48] Right, you know, I was actually gonna get like a big old Santa belt, but it didn't come in time.

[04:20:58] So now I'm gonna get a big old Santa belt like three days late, and I'm not sure what to do with it.

[04:21:05] I'll make some cool outfit out of it, surely.

[04:21:08] What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this?

[04:21:12] Merry Christmas.

[04:21:13] I know right Scrooge.

[04:21:14] Christmas time to you, but a time for paying bills without money.

[04:21:17] A time for finding yourself a year older and not a penny richer.

[04:21:20] If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips

[04:21:24] should be boiled in his own pudding.

[04:21:26] And buried with a steak of holly through his heart.

[04:21:28] Uncle!

[04:21:29] Nephew!

[04:21:29] Preach.

[04:21:30] Keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.

[04:21:34] Keep it?

[04:21:35] But you don't keep it.

[04:21:37] Let me leave it alone then.

[04:21:39] To be fair, like...

[04:21:41] to be fat playing devil advocate like is he really so bad for not wanting to

[04:21:49] celebrate because like he's he's legit he's he's saying you do what you want to

[04:21:55] do I'm gonna do what I want to do and the whole point of the movie quality be

[04:21:59] adjusted no I'm sorry and the whole point of the movie okay is is so that

[04:22:05] you know he's like oh screwed you're in the wrong but the whole the his whole

[04:22:10] Well, reasoning is, I just want to do what I want to do in this life, bruh.

[04:22:14] And that's not enough. What's good to do is the master.

[04:22:18] It's kind of messed up, actually.

[04:22:23] Shit, his skin is so good.

[04:22:28] Oh my gosh.

[04:22:40] Why, they...

[04:22:42] There's another sound out of you, Crutchett, and you'll keep Christmas by losing your situation.

[04:22:51] You're quite a powerful speaker, sir.

[04:22:53] I wonder you don't go into Parliament until Uncle Cross comes.

[04:22:57] Dying with us tomorrow.

[04:22:59] I'll see you in hell first.

[04:23:01] But why? Why so cold-hearted, Uncle, why?

[04:23:05] Why did you get married?

[04:23:07] What's a gun, Barry?

[04:23:10] Because it confirms Libby is a Grinch, because you fell in love.

[04:23:19] Wait, Holland, it's screwed. Do you ever have a baddie?

[04:23:23] Good afternoon. I want nothing from you.

[04:23:27] I ask nothing of you. Why can't we be friends?

[04:23:30] Good afternoon.

[04:23:32] I'm sorry with all my heart.

[04:23:34] Sigmund Sigmund, you could tell someone to go away.

[04:23:37] Good afternoon.

[04:23:39] And a happy new year.

[04:23:40] Good afternoon.

[04:23:42] Good afternoon, Pat.

[04:23:44] Merry Christmas to you, Pat.

[04:23:46] I mean, screwed face.

[04:23:48] A clock, making 15 meals a week.

[04:23:50] And with a wife and family.

[04:23:52] Talking about the Merry Christmas.

[04:23:54] I'm tired of bedding.

[04:23:55] 15 showing the week.

[04:23:57] A Scrooge and Barley's, I believe.

[04:23:59] Oh

[04:24:02] My pleasure of addressing mr. Scrooge or mr. Marley mr. Marley has been dead these seven years

[04:24:08] He died seven years ago

[04:24:11] This very night. Oh

[04:24:14] Well, we have no doubt that his generosity is well represented by his surviving partner

[04:24:19] At this festive season of the year mr. Scrooge

[04:24:23] Oh my gosh that you remember the other day on the truth when you when there was a question that was like

[04:24:28] What's your favorite emote? Gasp is my favorite emote.

[04:24:32] Usually desirable that we should make some some slight provision for the poor and the destitute.

[04:24:37] Many thousands are in want of common comfort sir.

[04:24:44] Little cuties. Are there no prisons?

[04:24:50] Prisons? Yes, yes, plenty of prisons.

[04:25:23] Nothing.

[04:25:25] Oh, you wish to remain anonymous?

[04:25:27] I wish to be...

[04:25:29] Yalona, would you like to add this?

[04:25:31] Yalona.

[04:25:33] Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!

[04:25:35] Get the loan.

[04:25:37] I don't make merry myself at Christmas, and I can't afford to make idle people merry.

[04:25:41] Okay.

[04:25:42] I support the establishments I have mentioned.

[04:25:44] Those who are badly off must be dead.

[04:25:46] What use could we add?

[04:25:49] Many cannot go there.

[04:25:51] And, uh, well, frankly, many would rather die than they had better do it and decrease the surplus population.

[04:26:02] Good afternoon, J-

[04:26:03] Grooge!

[04:26:05] Good afternoon.

[04:26:08] Screwed ya!

[04:26:10] Is Groo asking for a punch?

[04:26:15] Okay, you know what? I take back my point earlier.

[04:26:18] He is no longer just inconveniencing himself.

[04:26:21] tomorrow I suppose. Rich, glasses, grumpy. Liddy with a scrunchy beard. And it's not fair.

[04:26:27] If I were to dock you a half a crown for it, you'd be yourself eating. I don't have glasses on today.

[04:26:31] What do you think me and you used when I paid these wages for new work?

[04:26:35] Well, it's only once a year, sir.

[04:26:38] Or excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December.

[04:26:43] But I suppose you must have the whole day.

[04:26:46] Hey, be here all the earlier than next morning.

[04:26:51] Hey Liga, Merry Christmas.

[04:26:53] Merry Christmas!

[04:26:54] Since the quality is low and the chat is gasping for air, I'm still not sure if you have smoke

[04:26:59] lungs. Can you prove you got the two minutes? If not, you are a Grinch.

[04:27:10] I got the two minutes. You want me to hold my breath for two minutes?

[04:27:14] I'm not a vapor by the way, I do not vapor.

[04:27:20] I don't vapor.

[04:27:23] Watch a show.

[04:27:24] We're watching a clothing movie, focus on that.

[04:27:32] Thank you all very much.

[04:27:39] Thank you.

[04:27:46] Bully him more Scrooge, yeah.

[04:27:48] My mother once compared me with Scrooge.

[04:27:52] Yeah.

[04:27:53] That's not very nice thing to do.

[04:28:00] He's having too much fun.

[04:28:07] See, why can't I do that?

[04:28:14] Why can't I go in the street right now?

[04:28:17] GLOBAL WARNING!

[04:28:19] Bro, I can't do that because of global warming.

[04:28:21] This isn't it.

[04:28:22] And by the way, this is literally London.

[04:28:26] Save the polar baths chat.

[04:28:28] and make it so I can glue skirt down the street on ice in London.

[04:28:33] We can't do that anymore, okay?

[04:28:36] Because too many cows are far-fed and too many plastic straws have been created and used for your-

[04:28:43] Long breath, stamina. Lidia's off for a bit of breath.

[04:28:46] They've been confirmed.

[04:28:49] Lidia rumors, okay? You're rumors. That's what you know, Lidia facts.

[04:28:52] You're Lidia rumors, okay? And you're Machilate, okay?

[04:28:56] And as a result, global warming, and it's no longer icy in England, and now I can't be this guy, having so much fun.

[04:29:09] Okay, that's unrealistic. In real life, he would have cracked his skull open, and that would have been horrible, and then he would have had to go to Annie.

[04:29:17] Without any anaesthetic, go to the pond, by the way.

[04:29:20] warming and I want more.

[04:29:25] Screwed us back in England, I think.

[04:29:28] Right?

[04:29:29] A miracle wasn't a thing back then.

[04:29:33] What's that?

[04:29:34] Was America a thing?

[04:29:35] Like, oh, okay, I think.

[04:29:36] I know it was a thing.

[04:29:37] Was America like, um, like, very relevant?

[04:29:41] What, uh, look at us now.

[04:29:49] Yeah, what we use scallywags doing in America right now.

[04:29:54] I got it!

[04:29:57] Probably hunting some basil, Simon.

[04:30:07] Yeah!

[04:30:09] Hey, does everything seem to happen to me?

[04:30:12] Woo!

[04:30:16] Harry!

[04:30:19] It's good, what are you doing?

[04:30:26] You wanna touch it?

[04:30:30] That's not normally a normal response is that-

[04:30:32] Yeah, that's what happens when you see something standing in your puncher.

[04:30:40] No one does that.

[04:30:45] I

[04:30:49] Like that volume there are yeah my bad

[04:30:57] The jazz music's not a plan

[04:31:04] Oh

[04:31:15] I would not go in that house.

[04:31:22] Okay, so Scrooge has a big-ass house.

[04:31:27] Wait, they thought?

[04:31:29] Those are like scarily steep stairs.

[04:31:31] Okay, so he has a big-ass house, right?

[04:31:33] So what does he do?

[04:31:35] Spend all his money on a house?

[04:31:36] Because you know what I was saying the other day?

[04:31:38] I was like, what's Scrooge's motive?

[04:31:41] Like saving up to send his body to Bora Bora?

[04:31:44] Does he want a Lambo?

[04:31:46] Like, I feel like you don't save up your money

[04:31:51] and work really hard for no reason, right?

[04:31:54] Okay, he clearly has a motive.

[04:31:56] So his motive is like a big ah mention?

[04:32:01] I don't know why we're hating so hard.

[04:32:03] I understand why we're hating

[04:32:06] because he's mean to his employees and that is bad.

[04:32:08] But he literally says you can celebrate Christmas

[04:32:11] if you wanna celebrate Christmas.

[04:32:12] I'm not gonna celebrate Christmas

[04:32:13] Because I don't wanna.

[04:32:14] And I think that that is fair enough.

[04:32:17] I don't know.

[04:32:17] Missed.

[04:32:23] Maybe he's not the villain.

[04:32:24] I don't know, hypothetically, playing a devil's advocate.

[04:32:31] He's just misunderstood, I guess.

[04:32:33] I have one question for you. Why is your stream set to a timer?

[04:33:03] What?

[04:33:12] You mean there's a time at the bottom of the screen?

[04:33:17] It's the time before the bomb goes off.

[04:33:19] Sorry, I can't say that.

[04:33:21] That's not a threat.

[04:33:22] Joking, joking, joking.

[04:33:23] Okay, give me a nice, safe, please.

[04:33:33] Wait, is he cold?

[04:33:43] What's going on?

[04:33:52] Carrie!

[04:33:59] Carrie!

[04:34:08] Like, allow a man to take in the world, okay?

[04:34:28] Yeah, sorry, I keep- sorry, I keep- sorry, sorry, but like, bro, he just has an opinion,

[04:34:33] okay?

[04:34:34] I think he's getting tormented, okay?

[04:34:35] Okay.

[04:34:36] God forbid he has free will, I guess.

[04:34:47] Wait, I swear, it's not even 3AM.

[04:34:51] I heard the ghost come out at 3AM. It's literally like Ellie.

[04:34:55] He just got home from work, no? He was eating the dindins.

[04:34:58] He eats the dindins at 3AM.

[04:35:00] Lydia, you said you could do two minutes by Wim Hof.

[04:35:03] Huff you don't have smokers longs by holding your breath if it's not longer than one

[04:35:10] 20 minutes vaping confirmed and you're a Grinch until Christmas

[04:35:14] 2026 we are watching a

[04:35:16] wholesome movie of a man getting

[04:35:20] Brutally tormented that's probably gonna give him life-long trauma, but still we're watching a wholesome Christmas movie. Okay. I am not

[04:35:28] Gonna talk to myself with oxygen deprivation rain. Okay

[04:35:33] I need to put my dendons in the fridge, but I'm quaking so I can't leave.

[04:36:02] It's all still your house!

[04:36:12] He's a bit of dinner time, it's not even late.

[04:36:23] He's a bit of thinner time, it's not even late!

[04:36:30] It's just like, hmmm, it gets dark at 4pm right now.

[04:36:36] 4pm.

[04:36:37] This could be like 5pm.

[04:36:46] God forbid a guy just wants to eat his swamp.

[04:36:53] You've met the H.S.

[04:36:57] What do you want with me?

[04:36:58] Oh, Marge.

[04:37:03] Who are you?

[04:37:05] Pre-bracers of the era.

[04:37:08] Who were you then?

[04:37:09] In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marge.

[04:37:13] The body of an H.S. started taking everyone's free braces.

[04:37:19] Did you sick out?

[04:37:21] I can't do it then!

[04:37:24] Jacob Molly, hold on the guy that...

[04:37:27] He's been dead for seven years?

[04:37:34] You do not believe in me.

[04:37:36] What happened to him?

[04:37:38] I don't.

[04:37:39] Why do you doubt yourself?

[04:37:41] Don't tell a ghost you don't believe in him!

[04:37:45] That's like the number one rage bait to go.

[04:37:48] You can't say that.

[04:38:00] Lydia, the type of girl to say I can fix him about Scrooge.

[04:38:05] That's the worst. He literally got fixed.

[04:38:09] Obviously I can fix him. He's proven been fixed.

[04:38:14] That was actually me making that noise.

[04:38:44] It was as heavy as long as this seven Christmas leaves of the old world with yours is a ponderous shape.

[04:38:51] Ah!

[04:38:54] Oh, I really feel this in the fridge.

[04:38:55] I don't remember where my Christmas dinner.

[04:38:56] Come with me, Jacob.

[04:38:57] I'll be right back.

[04:39:00] Tell me what I miss visually.

[04:39:01] I don't want to hear.

[04:39:02] Because I'm listening to the audio.

[04:39:05] I cannot stay.

[04:39:07] I cannot linger anywhere.

[04:39:09] Mark me.

[04:39:11] In life, my spirit never walked beyond our country.

[04:39:13] never roved beyond the narrow limits of a mother-changing whole.

[04:39:18] Now, then, this journey's live for me.

[04:39:22] Seven years dead?

[04:39:24] Then, traveling all the time?

[04:39:26] Hold on.

[04:39:28] No rest, no peace.

[04:39:31] Must have covered a lot of ground in the journey.

[04:39:34] No!

[04:39:36] Oh, that was blind!

[04:39:39] Blind! I could not see my own life!

[04:39:42] Squadron, I miss you!

[04:39:44] Stop moving!

[04:39:45] Always me!

[04:39:47] But you're always a good man in the business!

[04:39:49] Piss!

[04:40:01] Bad guy!

[04:40:02] That might be piss.

[04:40:04] A common welfare plus my piss is.

[04:40:07] Sanity, mercy, forbearance, I can never let's hold my death.

[04:40:26] Hear me!

[04:40:27] My time is nearly gone.

[04:40:29] I will, but don't be hard, but we'll take it.

[04:40:31] Please.

[04:40:32] I am here to warn you...

[04:40:34] ...that you'll have to get a chance on this.

[04:40:35] Ghost scares in arms, Sharon. Ghost got your welcome.

[04:40:38] A chance of life and killing every nearer.

[04:40:42] You will all be some good freaking chicken, I think.

[04:40:46] You will be haunted by three spirits.

[04:40:51] That's the chance of hope.

[04:40:54] I'd rather not.

[04:40:55] Expect the first. Tomorrow when the bell tolls one.

[04:40:59] Couldn't I take him all at once? I'm having to be with Jacob.

[04:41:02] Looks like the second is the next night of this A&R, and the third up on the next night when the last stroke of twelfth has ceased to vibrate.

[04:41:21] Look to see me no more.

[04:41:32] I'm gonna kill you!

[04:42:02] What are you doing, that's right!

[04:42:18] Okay, back to bookie time.

[04:42:32] What did I come back to, um...

[04:42:40] Okay, what do I miss? What do I miss?

[04:42:42] I need ketchup!

[04:42:50] Why Scrooge Mona?

[04:42:52] You, the spirit, who's cunning most foretold to me?

[04:43:03] I am.

[04:43:16] Is it possible that you wait? Put your cap on.

[04:43:19] What a slow, slow put hope with your world in hands, the light.

[04:43:26] Oh my gosh, I love his accent.

[04:43:29] No, no, no, no!

[04:43:30] I'm so sorry!

[04:43:31] That's no tough.

[04:43:32] I never seen it.

[04:43:33] I never seen it go through that accent before.

[04:43:35] Is he Irish?

[04:43:36] Is that Irish?

[04:43:37] I am the ghost of Christmas Pass.

[04:43:57] Is he even scary?

[04:43:59] I feel like he's so tall.

[04:44:01] I feel like I'd be more confident compared to the other one, by like a long way.

[04:44:20] After the other one, I would be comforted.

[04:44:24] Bro!

[04:44:26] Don't you put the windows, Grinchies!

[04:44:28] Not real!

[04:44:30] Resist more!

[04:44:43] Okay, I think his employees slipped something in his slot.

[04:44:50] Um... He definitely got rid of you.

[04:45:00] Hey, Brianna!

[04:45:05] This is easy jet car, Bula.

[04:45:15] Why doesn't everyone flight you to the subway?

[04:45:18] I feel like turbulence is one of those things that like it's a content. It's like someone to talk about when you get that.

[04:45:36] Anyways.

[04:45:42] I fly private, we're not the same.

[04:45:44] Okay, actually buddy, thank you very much.

[04:45:46] Private is way more dangerous.

[04:45:52] Someone would have to pay me to fly private.

[04:45:55] We're not the same.

[04:45:56] Oh, you're cheap.

[04:45:57] I think...

[04:45:59] something in my eye.

[04:46:00] It's like the most dangerous, okay?

[04:46:04] You spin Earth away.

[04:46:09] I could walk it blindfolded.

[04:46:12] These are both shadows of things that happen in children's games.

[04:46:24] They have no consciousness of us.

[04:46:28] At least I don't cry on the flight yet.

[04:46:32] Yeah.

[04:46:33] Oh my gosh, I don't remember the story at all.

[04:46:57] Hold on, did Scrooge become Scrooge because like a baddie broke up with him?

[04:47:01] I feel like this is coming back to me now.

[04:47:04] Like, he was so happy as a kid, and then he got a girly pop, and then the girly pop...

[04:47:12] Something happened between him and the girly pop, and then he became mean.

[04:47:15] This was my school.

[04:47:17] This school is not quite deserted.

[04:47:21] A solitary child, neglected by his friends.

[04:47:26] He left here, Steve.

[04:47:30] I know.

[04:47:31] that you become a scrooge if you get banned from stream by the way that's

[04:47:41] literally how it goes

[04:47:44] Is this baby screwed?

[04:47:51] No way.

[04:47:56] No way.

[04:48:05] Is that mean to say his face kind of scowried or what?

[04:48:11] Let's see another Christmas.

[04:48:21] A frugly looking fella. That's messed up bird. That's messed up.

[04:48:24] You can't say that. That's messed up.

[04:48:26] It's a kid you're talking about right now.

[04:48:28] You have a little sister as well?

[04:48:54] Rouge fiancé and sister died, and he was afraid of being a pawn.

[04:48:59] Okay! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! La! La! La la la la!

[04:49:06] I've had the merryest time in the world!

[04:49:10] What the hell are you?

[04:49:13] Guys, that was a red herring, by the way...

[04:49:17] She had a nudge heart, she died a woman...

[04:49:21] ...and heard...as I think.

[04:49:24] What do you call them, what did that TTS say?

[04:49:27] Scrooges, mum and pet dog survived, and he was afraid of cats, that's what that said.

[04:49:46] Yes, one child.

[04:49:48] That's what that said.

[04:49:50] You're a nephew.

[04:49:52] Yes.

[04:49:53] My bath is full.

[04:49:59] He's just so loud, huh?

[04:50:05] My intruders are going to tell me to let go of the pond. Oh my gosh, he actually did!

[04:50:10] She's not a good place.

[04:50:13] Know it! I wasn't a scientist, yeah.

[04:50:16] It's only Fezzy Wigg.

[04:50:18] Yes, his heart!

[04:50:20] It's Fezzy Wigg alive again!

[04:50:22] Fezzy Wigg!

[04:50:24] Yeah!

[04:50:26] Hello, Fezzy Wigg!

[04:50:28] Hey!

[04:50:30] Come on!

[04:50:32] It's a Scrooge!

[04:50:34] It's a Scrooge!

[04:50:36] Dick Wiggins.

[04:50:38] Just me yesterday is Dick Wiggins.

[04:50:40] I'm not going to Scrooge.

[04:50:42] It's so much Saratone and Dukin.

[04:50:44] Hmm.

[04:50:50] That was normal, really?

[04:50:51] Um...

[04:50:52] Can he do that again with his belly?

[04:51:14] Do a boing backflip like this?

[04:51:35] I just realized something.

[04:51:41] Back in the olden times, all those guys with like hair like that, they were all wigs.

[04:51:53] Guys were good bold and then wear a wig.

[04:51:59] What?

[04:52:01] What?

[04:52:03] Okay, I have a question.

[04:52:08] Why don't you- okay, you should never feel the need to wear a wig, ever, okay?

[04:52:13] Bold and beautiful, am I right?

[04:52:16] Okay, but you know people get like hair transplants?

[04:52:19] Like disgusting.

[04:52:21] People like- people like- like they take loads of like pills and stuff that are like bad for them

[04:52:26] for their hair to like grow.

[04:52:28] Why don't they just wear a wig?

[04:52:30] Like, why doesn't it just become the culture again to where there's like long-out wigs like that?

[04:52:43] Like, that should just like move back into the fashion, though.

[04:52:51] Like, that's so... bad for.

[04:53:00] Guys, did you know I wore a wig for like six months?

[04:53:08] Because I cut my bangs like this.

[04:53:12] And they looked really cut.

[04:53:13] Have you eventually had experience with wigs?

[04:53:15] I've had experience.

[04:53:16] I wore wigs when I do questlays and stuff, but I cut my bangs like this.

[04:53:21] And it looked really cut.

[04:53:22] Wigs were a fashion thing back then.

[04:53:24] Man did not have to be bald to wear one.

[04:53:26] Yeah, but like it helps, no?

[04:53:30] Like they bold and then they put a wig on, like why?

[04:53:33] Like why do people go get like hair transplants and stuff now?

[04:53:35] Why don't they just wear like a, they should just,

[04:53:38] if enough people start wearing those like cool,

[04:53:40] our wigs, it will come back in fashion.

[04:53:42] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,

[04:53:44] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[04:53:49] Shorties will only roast wigs though,

[04:53:51] because not that many people wear them.

[04:53:53] Imagine if everyone just starts wearing them.

[04:53:56] I will not be wearing the blue wig. Not the same.

[04:54:06] Oh my gosh, this is the girl. Oh my gosh, this is the girl.

[04:54:26] Cute or cringe?

[04:54:35] Chad, is this a aww moment or is this a cringe?

[04:54:43] PDA, PDA, PDA, PDA.

[04:54:47] Shadow might be eating transformative content for me now.

[04:55:05] Another idol has replaced me.

[04:55:08] Another idol? What idol?

[04:55:11] A golden one.

[04:55:13] There is nothing on this earth more terrifying to me than a life doomed to poverty.

[04:55:20] May I ask why do you condemn with such severity the honest pursuit of substance?

[04:55:26] You fear the world too much Ebenezer.

[04:55:28] Ebenezer!

[04:55:29] Oh my gosh that's such a good name.

[04:55:35] I kind of forgot that name existed.

[04:55:37] I'm calling my son Ebenezer.

[04:55:39] That's such a tough name.

[04:55:41] I actually love that.

[04:55:42] Our contract isn't old, when it was made to feel both poor and content to be so.

[04:55:47] When it was made...

[04:55:51] You're another man.

[04:55:52] I was a fool!

[04:55:59] I release you, Agnes.

[04:56:03] Have I ever sought release?

[04:56:05] And she's breaking up with him.

[04:56:07] You know what, then?

[04:56:09] Release?

[04:56:10] and another atmosphere of life in everything that made my love of any worth in your sight.

[04:56:17] Tell me, Ebenezer, if this contract had never been between us, would you seek me out now?

[04:56:24] Ah, no.

[04:56:28] Do you think not?

[04:56:30] That's the chin of a chad bur.

[04:56:32] I would gladly think I was.

[04:56:34] She's fumbling.

[04:56:36] But if you were free today, and you choose a Dallas girl, a girl left penniless by the

[04:56:43] death of her parents, you who weighs every...

[04:56:46] Yeah!

[04:56:47] Marry a girl for her dowry!

[04:56:49] Go on Ebenezer!

[04:56:50] I'll release you Ebenezer.

[04:56:52] May you be happy in the life you've...

[04:56:55] I'm so confused!

[04:56:56] He's not even fighting back!

[04:56:59] The man.

[04:57:02] Like he's not even saying no.

[04:57:09] I told you these were shadows of things that have been.

[04:57:14] They are what they are. Do not be me.

[04:57:17] Move me, I cannot bend it.

[04:57:19] Torture him more ghosts. Torture him.

[04:57:24] Oh whoa whoa. Okay.

[04:57:26] You think you can out strike them?

[04:57:47] Exactly.

[04:57:48] Yep.

[04:57:49] Yeah. You show him, Glacier. You show him.

[04:58:07] Unrealistic, he would die upon fool.

[04:58:12] Can I just say really quick? Guys, this is where my angry bird is right now.

[04:58:19] I'm just floating around in space, yapping away right now.

[04:58:26] How cool is that? Like in like Earth rotation.

[04:58:43] Oh, lost!

[04:58:46] It's cool!

[04:59:01] Wait, that was all for past? How are they moving so fast?

[04:59:08] We're already on present go?

[04:59:12] That was like, hella quick.

[04:59:16] If that was me, would I be able to be as ominous?

[04:59:45] Ahahaha...

[04:59:54] Come in...

[04:59:56] Come in and know me, better man...

[04:59:59] Ahahaha...

[05:00:04] I am the ghost of Christmas present...

[05:00:07] Not even after us...

[05:00:08] Look upon me!!!

[05:00:11] I've never seen no likes of me before.

[05:00:21] I've never walked forward with my elder brothers.

[05:00:28] I don't think that I have.

[05:00:32] You have many brothers.

[05:00:35] hehehehehehe

[05:00:41] bro is actually not even laughing and aiming right now

[05:00:44] he's just trying to outspread pyshola

[05:00:54] ya have school t2 brother?

[05:01:00] jesus

[05:01:01] how old his mama?

[05:01:03] peace on earth

[05:01:04] Good will toward men.

[05:01:09] Spirit, conduct me where you will.

[05:01:20] Is this cackling?

[05:01:22] I thought cackling is where you are maaaah.

[05:01:25] Touch my robe.

[05:01:34] I feel like this is the kind of thing, Scrooge is going to lie in bed the next night and

[05:01:57] be like, I wish I said this, I wish I said this, like, these, these like ghosts so powerful.

[05:02:05] Imagine, imagine like being like, hey, can you like re-spawn my fiancee?

[05:02:10] That they could do it.

[05:02:12] But he just didn't ask.

[05:02:15] And then he's gonna lie in bed the next night and be like, bro, why did I even say that?

[05:02:19] Like this, this would mean like a lot of reflection on that, but you know...

[05:02:29] That's good! This is way on! These ghosts are not evil at all!

[05:02:49] Scrooge, give up, bro.

[05:02:52] He's just being mean.

[05:02:54] Oh, Ray did actually did something.

[05:02:58] A monster that's screwed to the deathly scourge of heights.

[05:03:02] Not many mortals are granted at my perspective of man's world.

[05:03:06] Yes.

[05:03:09] Oh, I made this one.

[05:03:12] Hold on.

[05:03:13] I think this is rare for me rubbing at this quick point.

[05:03:38] I'm not riddled with red tin stream.

[05:04:08] Spiritic, these poor people have no means to cook their food, and yet you seek to close

[05:04:15] the only places in which they can warm their meagre meals every seventh day.

[05:04:19] Yeah, you tell him, Scrooge.

[05:04:23] Hear me, Scrooge.

[05:04:29] There is some upon this earth of yours who claim to know me and my brothers, and do

[05:04:34] Imagine being selfish, pay Scrooge.

[05:05:04] I feel like they should have spent longer on their, like, Christmas party. You know what I mean?

[05:05:14] Like, we went on to Christmas present and now they're doing, like, hello on one part of theirs, you know?

[05:05:19] Yeah, you get this. You know what I mean?

[05:05:21] He's got some sort of significance.

[05:05:23] All your loyal work can afford for his meager fifty, Bobo Wake.

[05:05:28] What? Mama, we just came by the biker shop. And Smirto Goose. Cookin' delicious!

[05:05:32] Shut the door, please.

[05:05:34] Oh, thank you, precious father and your brother.

[05:05:37] And Marl, she won't as late last Christmas day.

[05:05:40] Mother, he's in love with you all the way.

[05:05:42] Great to see our goose. She's a wonderful baby.

[05:05:44] Hey, didn't the last movie tell us that it's actually good that they're poor

[05:05:47] because if they had money, then they would be mean?

[05:05:50] And take the chair with you.

[05:05:52] Just fear for thought. Hypothetically.

[05:05:54] I thought that was it.

[05:05:56] Yeah, you are.

[05:05:58] Stickin' all the endings together here.

[05:06:01] hair

[05:06:11] What

[05:06:23] I think this is very uncooled

[05:06:25] What?

[05:06:26] Not coming.

[05:06:27] Not coming?

[05:06:28] Hold on.

[05:06:29] Nothing's for you, then.

[05:06:30] I am on our way!

[05:06:31] We've got you, Father!

[05:06:32] I can't bear to see you in a state of disappointment, Dearest Father.

[05:06:35] You found me for a giggle.

[05:06:36] It's so lovely to see you, my mother.

[05:06:37] Come on, Tini.

[05:06:38] I hear the puddin' singing in the copper.

[05:06:39] Shall we have a look, then?

[05:06:40] I did.

[05:06:41] Get on Tini, babe.

[05:06:42] As good as gold.

[05:06:43] Chad, is this accent hard to understand?

[05:06:44] Somehow he gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and he thinks the strangest

[05:06:45] things he would ever do to me, is to get on Tini's back.

[05:06:46] And he's got a little bit of a sense of humor.

[05:06:47] And he's got a little bit of a sense of humor.

[05:06:48] It's good as gold.

[05:06:50] Chad, is this accent hard to understand?

[05:06:52] Somehow he gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much

[05:06:54] and he thinks the strangest things you ever heard.

[05:06:56] He told me coming home,

[05:06:58] but he hoped the people saw him in church because he was a cripple.

[05:07:01] And it might make pleasant for them to remember the

[05:07:04] Paul Christmas Day who made Lane Beggar's walk a plight men's safe.

[05:07:10] I believe he grows more hearty and stronger every day, my dear.

[05:07:15] Wait, that's crew disemployee!

[05:07:22] The pudding looks delicious!

[05:07:24] The whole wash house smells like a page-

[05:07:26] Guys!

[05:07:27] This movie was made in this quality.

[05:07:30] Like, like, I remember watching this with my mom when I was like,

[05:07:36] Hey, okay, that's just life back in the day.

[05:07:40] It just be like, this is just old movie things.

[05:07:43] If you set video to 1080 at least we'd be able to look pretty.

[05:07:56] Carefully preserved.

[05:08:03] Consumers.

[05:08:12] Goose, why? Get a chicken.

[05:08:16] Chicken is so yummy, bro.

[05:08:21] I'll take my tear. That's one plate.

[05:08:24] A toast.

[05:08:28] To Mr Scrooge.

[05:08:30] The founder of that feast.

[05:08:33] Founder of the feast?

[05:08:34] The last of mine?

[05:08:35] Oh, show Adam here.

[05:08:36] I'll give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I don't have a good appetite for it.

[05:08:39] My tear.

[05:08:40] You children.

[05:08:41] It's Christmas Day.

[05:08:42] Christmas Day on Christmas Day.

[05:08:43] Scrooge, bro!

[05:08:44] Okay, tell.

[05:08:45] Stingy. Hard.

[05:08:46] I'm feeling mad.

[05:08:48] No, he's whopper.

[05:08:49] but nobody knows it.

[05:08:51] Can we turn that into an apple?

[05:08:53] Or a lost infinite?

[05:08:55] And the day's not for us.

[05:08:59] Merry Christmas and happy new year.

[05:09:01] You'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt.

[05:09:05] Merry Christmas to us all, my dears.

[05:09:07] God bless us.

[05:09:09] God bless us.

[05:09:11] God bless us.

[05:09:13] Everyone.

[05:09:15] Merry Christmas.

[05:09:17] What do you mean?

[05:09:20] Why are you looking like that?

[05:09:36] Why do they make all the eyes so pretty couldn't get?

[05:09:43] You did say that's great.

[05:09:45] Now you're just being hypocritical.

[05:09:51] Hold on, I'm going to be running at my chicken in the montage, you know what I mean?

[05:09:58] They're thinking of an animal, you know.

[05:10:00] Oh, a live animal?

[05:10:01] Yes.

[05:10:02] A rather disagreeable animal?

[05:10:03] Yes.

[05:10:04] A savage animal?

[05:10:05] Yes.

[05:10:06] Oh, wait, wait, is it an animal that grunts and growls?

[05:10:08] Yes.

[05:10:09] And lives in London?

[05:10:10] Yes.

[05:10:11] A horse?

[05:10:12] No.

[05:10:13] A cow?

[05:10:14] I stumbled across some bad steps on the floor.

[05:10:29] Christmas a humbug that he actually said that as I live.

[05:10:33] And he believes it.

[05:10:34] I have no patience with him, Fred.

[05:10:36] Oh, I have. I'm sorry for him.

[05:10:38] He suffers from his ill whims, and he himself.

[05:10:41] Sorry, that wasn't my tone.

[05:10:43] He's nice to dislike us, won't come and dine with us, and what's the consequence?

[05:10:46] He loses a dinner.

[05:10:47] Indeed, he loses a very good dinner.

[05:10:49] Here, here, a magnificent dinner.

[05:10:51] Bro!

[05:10:53] He's vibing with his slop.

[05:10:56] Can everyone stop being a hateful man?

[05:10:58] Sadly, everyone has plenty of merriment, that's for sure,

[05:11:00] and I think it would be ungrateful not to drink to his health.

[05:11:02] He wouldn't take it from me, but he may have it nevertheless.

[05:11:05] Like, I relate to this guy so bad.

[05:11:08] You know what's better than anything?

[05:11:10] M&S, healthy and balanced ready meals.

[05:11:12] meals. I love them so much.

[05:11:15] Merry Christmas to the old man whatever.

[05:11:16] Like you know what maybe bro okay he just doesn't like your food. He doesn't like your

[05:11:21] cooking and he wants to have his very yummy porridge okay because it's in his routine

[05:11:26] and Alexa told him to.

[05:11:28] Uncle Stranger.

[05:11:29] Okay I don't know maybe. Maybe.

[05:11:31] Oh my gosh.

[05:11:34] Look how thin this is.

[05:11:59] This breadstick is not normally.

[05:12:02] Tonight.

[05:12:03] And this is what happens when you try new food.

[05:12:07] Just saying.

[05:12:11] This is why you stick to the same old thing again.

[05:12:22] Look at me.

[05:12:24] Did I see something strange protruding from your scales?

[05:12:27] You see the foot of the claw it's might be a claw for the scant amount of flesh. There is upon it

[05:12:36] Look

[05:12:38] I was not a thoroughbill, I was respected, I was respected.

[05:13:08] Oh

[05:13:22] They know that huge no resource

[05:13:38] I feel like this is very- plus 10 million insurance easy clap.

[05:13:54] I don't think this is going to us.

[05:13:58] I think I'm reading this also load on a random.

[05:14:05] He's just a little stuck in his ways.

[05:14:15] Uh, uh, uh, Christmas future!

[05:14:26] Oh my gosh, I want to see the future!

[05:14:31] Am I in the presence of the ghost of Christmas yet to get the gun?

[05:14:36] You're about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen.

[05:14:39] Is that so, Spirit?

[05:14:43] Ghost of the future, I fear you more than any specter I've seen.

[05:14:46] But I know your purpose is to do me good.

[05:14:49] I'm prepared to bear you company.

[05:14:51] Lead on.

[05:14:57] The night is waning fast, it's precious time to me.

[05:15:00] You know, I feel like Scrooge folded so fast.

[05:15:16] Like watching him back in his as an adult grew so like 30 minutes of content he was like

[05:15:21] yeah life life life my mindset completely changed.

[05:15:27] Do you know why? Because it's 1800s.

[05:15:30] Like, okay, okay, hear me out.

[05:15:32] Now, nowadays, okay?

[05:15:35] Then, like, we're so constantly exposed.

[05:15:39] It's like, TikTok, and like social media all day, okay?

[05:15:42] So we see so many people's life perspective,

[05:15:45] like, life perspectives every single day, okay?

[05:15:48] So then we can form like a cohesive picture, okay?

[05:15:52] And then, if we hear someone else's perspective,

[05:15:55] We're unlikely to change our perspective of like half an hour, but back in the day, okay, in the 1800s,

[05:16:02] Scrooge had probably never had that many people's life perspectives in their whole life.

[05:16:06] In his whole life, right? Because he doesn't have like YouTube and stuff.

[05:16:09] So he literally gets like 30 minutes of content and he's like...

[05:16:14] I'm a changed man.

[05:16:15] Lydia, I walked in Scrooge's shoes for a while as I share the same loss.

[05:16:20] Yes.

[05:16:20] Ghosts who came to me were the Supremes wearing very cool white denim jeans and jacket outfits. They kicked my butt back to reality

[05:16:29] Hold on

[05:16:35] You had Supremes wearing

[05:16:38] denim jeans

[05:16:41] That kicked your

[05:16:46] Is that good?

[05:16:50] The last night, I believe, or sometime Christmas day.

[05:16:52] I thought he'd never die.

[05:16:54] Was he done with his money?

[05:16:56] He hasn't left it to me. That's all I know.

[05:17:00] It is likely to be a cheap funeral.

[05:17:02] For the life of me, I can't think of anyone who'd want to attend it.

[05:17:05] I don't mind going.

[05:17:07] If lunch is provided.

[05:17:09] Ah, yes.

[05:17:11] Have a good day, gentlemen.

[05:17:13] I

[05:17:28] Feel like this is fine. I feel like it's all that deep based opinion. I

[05:17:34] Don't really mind if no one goes okay. No, I do mind if people don't go to my funeral, but it's not like that deep

[05:17:40] you know what I mean? Like it's not like that deep. It's like I'm dad. My consciousness

[05:17:47] doesn't exist anymore, you know? I'd rather have the fun experiences while I'm alive.

[05:17:52] It's not cool. I'm expecting no one to come to my funeral.

[05:18:05] Oh, wow.

[05:18:27] Oh, Horsey.

[05:18:33] Umm...

[05:18:35] Guys I have a question.

[05:18:40] Do you want to watch another movie after?

[05:18:43] I'm sorry I'm vibing so hard right now I actually love this so much and I'm just thinking because

[05:18:49] I'm not going to be able to like find a good one but I'm thinking if someone maybe finds

[05:18:54] a good one and then we can watch another one after if you link it.

[05:18:57] Um, cause I'm vibing so hard.

[05:18:59] Ligia, if you come to my funeral, I'm sorry I will not come to your-

[05:19:03] Oh

[05:19:16] Like if someone wants to like link one

[05:19:33] I don't know what's going on on the screen. I just know that it's scary.

[05:19:59] It's another epic 2008 montage, the director is really cooking with this one.

[05:20:22] I don't understand, this is the future?

[05:20:24] I don't know what this is about, it's just showing the future, this is just like creating

[05:20:32] the negative vibes so Scrooge feels passionately.

[05:20:36] You won't get me in here.

[05:20:43] Christmas, but you know that.

[05:20:48] Why is he speaking like that?

[05:20:59] Bro is less than a pixel of the screen right now.

[05:21:05] Oh my gosh, I remember this bit!

[05:21:12] Oh my god!

[05:21:15] They're like big people.

[05:21:19] And they're like greedy or something.

[05:21:22] And they're like talking ish about him.

[05:21:26] Now that he like goes out of the house.

[05:21:29] And the people are like giant.

[05:21:32] And I think they might be fucking inch about him, but like I don't know if it actually

[05:21:40] Trust her, trust her, trust her, I cool it, I cool it, I cool it

[05:21:46] Don't you want to scuff, trust her?

[05:22:02] Literally, I could be doing this right now, but Glib Woman.

[05:22:15] But like, it's still freezing!

[05:22:20] It's 3 degrees!

[05:22:22] Oh my gosh, I just realized something.

[05:22:28] Back in the day, it was colder, but they didn't have as good clothes.

[05:22:40] How did they survive?

[05:22:41] I'm so confused.

[05:22:43] They didn't have like central heating.

[05:22:44] You're vibing.

[05:22:45] We're vibing.

[05:22:46] 24 hours stream.

[05:22:47] No, because I want to do a stream-book thing day.

[05:22:50] I want to do a long stream-book thing day because I'm assuming I was going to do a

[05:22:53] mini stream on Christmas because I'm assuming that not many people could make it to Christmas.

[05:22:58] like I'm assuming like there's gonna be lots of people have a bookseeing day

[05:23:00] but then I'm just vibing really hard and I don't want to stop streaming I'm sorry.

[05:23:03] Um, but um, but um, sorry I can't remember what I was saying, yes, to whatever I was saying, yes.

[05:23:14] Oh yeah! Oh my gosh, because like, because like back in the day the materials were like way worse, right?

[05:23:23] But it was way colder.

[05:23:28] You're just a lot, you're living a good time, you're very lucky.

[05:23:37] Merry Christmas, Jowd, but let me do years, will you show up?

[05:23:42] No way, there were better. Unlike North-Unstrat, the majority of us would be peasants.

[05:23:50] I'm not saying you particularly would be a peasant, but I'm saying...

[05:23:54] There is a high percentage that you would be a pleasant as with all of us

[05:24:00] because that's just the way the world okay and pleasant won't afford really

[05:24:08] good quality clothing we were always freezing right now

[05:24:24] How do you hold on to this?

[05:24:25] Giant! Giant! I don't do!

[05:24:28] Bed curtains?

[05:24:31] I mean, as you chock them down while it was lying there.

[05:24:35] Oh, I do!

[05:24:36] Well, what not?

[05:24:38] Wait, isn't that good as me?

[05:24:39] He was balking at your fortune, and you certainly will do it.

[05:24:43] Man, I shall tell that my aunt when I can get something by day.

[05:24:46] So, shall we go get some blankets now?

[05:24:48] These blankets!

[05:24:49] What do you sense, do you think?

[05:24:51] Ah, you won't be feeling the cold without him now, I guess.

[05:24:55] Well, I hope he didn't die of anything crashing.

[05:24:57] Oh, don't you be afraid of that.

[05:24:59] Why, it's a fond of his company that I know you're about.

[05:25:02] Oh, oh, oh.

[05:25:04] Yeah.

[05:25:06] You can look free that shirt to your eyes, Ake.

[05:25:09] And you won't find one hole in it.

[05:25:11] Oh, that's the bestie out.

[05:25:13] Mrs. Gilbert!

[05:25:15] Would have been wasted on you for me.

[05:25:17] You'll find it!

[05:25:19] You don't know who that was fooling out to put it on him.

[05:25:24] To be buried in.

[05:25:25] You may have pushed me.

[05:25:27] I told him.

[05:25:31] This is the end of it, you see.

[05:25:34] He frightened everyone away while he was alive.

[05:25:37] Only to put it us?

[05:25:39] Now that he's dead.

[05:25:41] He'd had somebody to look after him when he was struck with death.

[05:25:45] Still alive there.

[05:25:47] All alone.

[05:25:48] hate is gonna hate literally hate is gonna hate okay these are just mean

[05:25:55] people scourge and you shouldn't listen to them okay they're just horrible

[05:26:00] people okay and and and and they would probably be talking ish whatever you're

[05:26:04] like so what we wouldn't have these things to say now will be

[05:26:18] I see! I see!

[05:26:20] In the case of this unhappy man who dies in solitude and death, it may be my own.

[05:26:25] My life ends that way now.

[05:26:29] Is that, to be honest? Have you lost Scrooge?

[05:26:32] After a spurt of time?

[05:26:34] No.

[05:26:35] I've lost him.

[05:26:36] I've lost him.

[05:26:37] I've lost him.

[05:26:38] I've lost him.

[05:26:39] I've lost him.

[05:26:40] I've lost him.

[05:26:41] I've lost him.

[05:26:42] I've lost him.

[05:26:43] I've lost him.

[05:26:44] I've lost him.

[05:26:45] I've lost him.

[05:26:46] You're scrooge after experiencing these three ghosts.

[05:26:49] Are you changing your ways?

[05:26:52] Are you having a backbone and you're like, no.

[05:26:56] No spirits.

[05:26:57] I want to do what I want to do.

[05:26:59] Okay, and I'm not going to change.

[05:27:03] I'm going to double down actually.

[05:27:05] Hell yeah.

[05:27:16] Where's the full heavens? What's this?

[05:27:24] I mean, this is a fearful place. When I leave it, I shall not leave it, listen, trust me, let's go.

[05:27:35] Um, no, don't squooge, get away!

[05:27:41] I understand, and I would if I could, but you're not the power.

[05:27:46] I don't want to see that.

[05:27:51] If there's any person who feels emotion caused by this fantasy, show that person to me.

[05:28:04] I beg you.

[05:28:06] What did he die of?

[05:28:08] Oh my gosh, bro!

[05:28:10] Like, legit, these are the questions that he should be asking right now.

[05:28:13] What did I die of?

[05:28:15] And then he can avoid that...

[05:28:19] Didn't even ask.

[05:28:22] Ligma. He died of Ligma.

[05:28:24] Are we going to...

[05:28:25] I'm so greedy.

[05:28:27] My bad, I want to know what I die of, so I don't die of it.

[05:28:35] Is that... my bad?

[05:28:37] Maybe it's Hope, yes.

[05:28:39] Hope?

[05:28:41] Only if you relent?

[05:28:42] You can't drive old age, that's not a thing.

[05:28:46] He is dead.

[05:28:48] Dead?

[05:28:51] What do you mean you can't drive old age?

[05:28:55] But by then we'll have the money, anything if we don't, it's unlikely any new credits or whatever besides-

[05:28:59] I died because I was old.

[05:29:01] That's not a thing.

[05:29:02] You drive because, I don't know, your kidney is still working, your liver stops working.

[05:29:08] Like, something happens. You don't, like, oh, RNG.

[05:29:12] I was old, so that's it.

[05:29:15] The message.

[05:29:17] Would you sleep tonight with my heart's idea?

[05:29:20] Let me see some tenderness connected to death for this chamber will forever haunt me!

[05:29:25] It's late.

[05:29:37] Past your father's time.

[05:29:41] He's walked slow in his last few evenings.

[05:29:44] Oh, he has walked.

[05:29:47] A tiny tim on his shoulders.

[05:29:49] Fast. Indeed.

[05:29:51] Sorry, this is a sad moment.

[05:29:53] You see the night? Mike's going further away.

[05:29:56] To carry it.

[05:29:58] You've thought enough to, so...

[05:30:00] I need Tim, bro.

[05:30:10] You went to take him.

[05:30:14] Yes, I was here. I wish you could have gone.

[05:30:17] If you'd done you good to see how great the place it is.

[05:30:21] You'll see it often.

[05:30:23] I'd have promised him I would walk there every Sunday.

[05:30:28] Oh, please, oh, oh.

[05:30:32] Plainly.

[05:30:34] Oh, please, don't be afraid.

[05:30:37] Please, mom.

[05:30:38] I'm all right.

[05:30:39] I'm not quite, please.

[05:30:42] I'm sure none of us will ever forget that poor 22.

[05:30:49] Thank you.

[05:30:51] I can not do this.

[05:31:00] It's huge.

[05:31:18] It's huge.

[05:31:21] It's on a kissing scene.

[05:31:26] What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie?

[05:31:29] I like this one.

[05:31:33] This is the...

[05:31:35] If I see this one, that's quite bias, though.

[05:31:37] Spectre...

[05:31:39] Said me tears me out a parting moment, is it, Ed?

[05:31:42] I like making chat cry.

[05:31:43] Tell me...

[05:31:46] Was that man we saw lying dead?

[05:31:51] This is a very good remake.

[05:32:08] Hmm.

[05:32:11] I don't know what the most of the day was.

[05:32:17] Chad, if they were to make a new...

[05:32:19] A new one, it's pretty good.

[05:32:21] You wanna go on then?

[05:32:22] Who would you cast as new?

[05:32:24] To which you find? Answer me one question.

[05:32:27] Are these the shadows of things that will be?

[05:32:29] The shadows of things that may be?

[05:32:31] Then Scorses in life will shadow certain ends.

[05:32:34] But if these Scorses are departed from these ends will change, isn't that so?

[05:32:37] You, you, you, you, you, Sidney Sweeney.

[05:32:43] Can we have Emo Lydia play Scrooge and make us cry, please, Lydia Vextra?

[05:32:48] At least we have something in common.

[05:32:52] Sorry, that sounds so weird. I didn't... I...

[05:32:56] I don't mean that. I... you know, don't worry.

[05:32:59] Okay, um, can we have...

[05:33:01] Can we have Emo Lydia? No, we can't. No, we can't.

[05:33:04] I don't know people. I don't know what they want me to kill and how.

[05:33:16] Finish him! Kill me! I'm not the man I was! Why show me this if I'm fast on hope?

[05:33:22] It's me! I didn't enjoy me today.

[05:33:25] Died 25?

[05:33:30] The people at age how are young hair? How old is Scrooge? What?

[05:33:38] Ebeneezes

[05:33:40] Died 25

[05:33:46] Is this what I would look like in the olden days? Is this what a 22 year old looks like?

[05:33:55] Oh.

[05:33:59] By an altered life!

[05:34:03] Please make that water!

[05:34:05] No! No, bitch!

[05:34:13] Good bitch!

[05:34:15] Kill me!

[05:34:16] Bitch!

[05:34:19] I know I was wrong about this.

[05:34:21] Sorry, I'm actually not.

[05:34:23] Help me, spirit!

[05:34:24] Sorry to go really off topic, but like oh my gosh, imagining a woman in the olden times.

[05:34:37] Like bruh, you are like 99% chance of going to die in childbirth.

[05:34:42] It's like oh my gosh, you know what I'm going to do?

[05:34:45] Get married and have children.

[05:34:47] Well, first one, let's gamble my life.

[05:34:50] Second one that gambled my life

[05:34:54] Bro, I think I would actually just run away from society

[05:34:57] Like I would not mess with like having children and like getting married in order

[05:35:02] I actually would not mess around with that like like unironically 99% chance of death

[05:35:20] Oh my gosh, wait, I just realized that so many people did that.

[05:35:28] Like, marry someone you don't like, murder your husband, then you don't go do anything.

[05:35:36] Because widows in the olden days can't get remarried, right?

[05:35:39] Like, like, the men have to get remarried, but the women aren't allowed.

[05:35:44] That would so be a strat, okay, anyway, sorry.

[05:35:47] I will not let this happen.

[05:35:54] No!

[05:35:55] You're like marrying like a serial killer.

[05:35:58] I'm not really doing good by killing him as well.

[05:36:03] Save your life.

[05:36:05] Save the lives of your children, potentially.

[05:36:09] And kill a serial killer.

[05:36:11] I will not show you the lessons of the past, not the present, nor the future.

[05:36:15] Please, please! Tell me! I may sponge you with the right of honor!

[05:36:19] I bought my phone for a bicycle and it only did the go-er.

[05:36:27] The I-18 Hummwoods Livia's first housewife would be way over the died of suspicious guilt.

[05:36:36] What's a wheeler?

[05:36:45] Now we can guess like the ghosts into thinking we changed.

[05:36:52] Thank you, thank you for the hype team.

[05:37:01] I'm still here.

[05:37:09] I'm still here.

[05:37:11] I'm still here.

[05:37:13] It's so expressive!

[05:37:15] What are you doing?

[05:37:21] Hold on. So this is Christmas Day?

[05:37:23] No, it is Christmas Day.

[05:37:25] No, it is Christmas Day.

[05:37:27] I'm confused.

[05:37:29] So is this boxing day?

[05:37:33] Oh, yesterday was Christmas Eve.

[05:37:39] I say, what's today?

[05:37:41] Let's not think too much about the play.

[05:37:43] What's today, my fanfellow?

[05:37:45] Today? What Christmas day?

[05:37:47] It's Christmas day.

[05:37:49] Oh, like Christmas day repeated itself.

[05:37:51] Thank God. You survived your stuffed foul saying.

[05:37:53] Hello, my fanfellow.

[05:37:55] You know the controls on the corner.

[05:37:57] I should hope I did.

[05:37:59] What an intelligent boy.

[05:38:01] You know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging there?

[05:38:03] Not the little prize turkey, no big one.

[05:38:05] The one as big as me?

[05:38:07] What the hell are you?

[05:38:09] Yes, my book!

[05:38:11] Is Turkey as big as him?

[05:38:13] Is it? Go and buy it then!

[05:38:15] Walker!

[05:38:17] No, no, I'm an earnest. Go and buy it.

[05:38:19] Bring it back here, I'll give you a shilling.

[05:38:21] Come back in less than five minutes and I'll give you a hot dog.

[05:38:23] A shilling?

[05:38:25] Oh my gosh, I'm back in my grandparent's day.

[05:38:27] They legit had shillings. How crazy is that?

[05:38:29] I think.

[05:38:33] Hold on, maybe my parents day actually.

[05:38:35] Merry Christmas!

[05:38:37] Oh my God!

[05:38:40] Wait, that's a horrible man!

[05:38:44] Horrible man!

[05:38:46] Horrible! Why are you being so horrible in me?

[05:38:50] I'm feeling horrible!

[05:38:52] Dance with me, this is too bad!

[05:38:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, the man!

[05:38:56] Not the man, the man!

[05:38:58] He's completely right!

[05:39:01] What did you mean, woman?

[05:39:04] I should live it as long as I live.

[05:39:09] What an honest face it is.

[05:39:11] Hello! Mr. Bull!

[05:39:14] Hello!

[05:39:16] How are you? Merry Christmas?

[05:39:20] Well, it's impossible to get off you guys own.

[05:39:23] You must have a cab.

[05:39:25] No, our scooter's a little sleepy.

[05:39:28] He went down the stairs.

[05:39:30] They went all the way to the stop and back.

[05:39:32] and the time you went down the stairs that day.

[05:39:34] Maybe he was the only person she had missed.

[05:39:36] What in the world is that?

[05:39:39] My dad is 16 too, and my mom is actually black.

[05:39:43] They have no life!

[05:40:02] We've changed.

[05:40:04] Please don't torture us any more.

[05:40:06] Mr. Happy Holiday!

[05:40:08] I like to visit Little Timmy.

[05:40:10] Oh, thank you, sir.

[05:40:12] Thank you.

[05:40:14] Good day, Nings.

[05:40:16] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:18] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:20] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:22] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:24] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:26] Little Timmy, hello.

[05:40:28] Hello?

[05:40:32] My dear sir, how'd you do?

[05:40:34] I hope you succeeded just today. A merry Christmas to you sir.

[05:40:37] It's just Scrooge.

[05:40:39] Yes, that is my name.

[05:40:41] And I fear it may not be pleasant to you.

[05:40:43] But allow me to ask your part.

[05:40:45] Nah, but like, I feel like this is unrealistic

[05:40:47] because what about when Scrooge's social battery runs out?

[05:40:50] Like, he's not used to talking to this many people, you know?

[05:40:53] And I feel like it takes quite a lot of like energy

[05:40:55] to talk to that many people. Like, what about when he gets EP?

[05:40:58] Like, you're gonna tell me that for decades of his life he's walking down the street not

[05:41:03] saying a word to anyone, and then all of a sudden he spends like 10 hours a day, like

[05:41:08] talking to people, like I feel like you need to like, use the muscle, like this is so

[05:41:15] tiring, you know, like there's no way.

[05:41:20] You're the less me, my dear Mr. Scrooge are you serious?

[05:41:24] There's nothing less.

[05:41:25] A great many back payments are included in it.

[05:41:27] I assure you, I guess I don't know what to say to such men.

[05:41:30] You don't say anything.

[05:41:32] There's much obliged to you.

[05:41:33] Many thanks to you.

[05:41:35] And bless you.

[05:41:36] Oh, the heaven and heaven

[05:41:37] The very heart

[05:41:39] The very room

[05:41:41] And heaven and heaven

[05:41:45] And heaven and heaven

[05:41:49] And heaven and heaven

[05:41:52] That asking for a friend if I showed up at your door playing Christmas carols on my

[05:42:07] flute like if I played Rudolph the Red Nose Render on my flute would that make

[05:42:14] Would that make your Christmas better or what?

[05:42:21] Hypothetically.

[05:42:27] You would call the police.

[05:42:30] Right.

[05:42:32] Right

[05:42:38] Hope you know the home defense laws really gun pull okay

[05:42:46] Yeah, my bad

[05:42:56] What about little Kimmy though

[05:43:02] A horse?

[05:43:03] No.

[05:43:03] A cow?

[05:43:04] No.

[05:43:04] A dog?

[05:43:05] A pig?

[05:43:05] No.

[05:43:06] A mouse?

[05:43:08] Yes and no.

[05:43:09] Errrr...

[05:43:10] I know it's this red!

[05:43:11] I know!

[05:43:11] What?

[05:43:12] It's your...

[05:43:14] Uncle Strewd.

[05:43:17] Who blessed myself?

[05:43:21] Sorry, I'm in the way of him.

[05:43:22] This is the expression he's making right now.

[05:43:25] If you can help me.

[05:43:27] I'm so confused. What happened to the absolute warfare that he defeated?

[05:43:37] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[05:43:47] Next year we must have this dinner at my house.

[05:43:49] Hey, sister.

[05:43:51] That's been no expense.

[05:43:53] I'm so confused. What happened to the absolute water of a turkey bed?

[05:43:57] Did they not already have a turkey?

[05:43:59] Because if they didn't, like, pre-organize this, make it make sense.

[05:44:04] Also, they didn't have, like, fridges back in this day, right?

[05:44:07] So that would be, like, really annoying if you showed up with two turkey.

[05:44:11] Because, like, you can't store the food.

[05:44:15] Hypothetically putting it out there.

[05:44:21] Nah. Full 16 minutes leak.

[05:44:24] That's actually so true, they're like, out.

[05:44:26] Yeah.

[05:44:27] What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?

[05:44:30] I'm very sorry, sir. I am.

[05:44:32] I am a bit behind at work tonight.

[05:44:34] You are indeed.

[05:44:37] Stippin' here.

[05:44:39] I'm making the faces, by the way.

[05:44:41] Wait, is anyone seeing this?

[05:44:43] It should not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday.

[05:44:46] Now I'll tell you what, Mr. Cretchett.

[05:44:48] I'm not going to stand for this sort of thing any longer.

[05:44:51] And therefore...

[05:44:53] And therefore...

[05:44:55] I am about to raise your salary!

[05:44:58] Oh, they did!

[05:45:04] Merry Christmas to you, Bob!

[05:45:07] So you're just airing me?

[05:45:09] Bob, my good fellow, then I have given you in many a year.

[05:45:13] I'd raise your salary just for scaring me.

[05:45:15] Or I tend to help your struggling family.

[05:45:17] And we've discussed your affairs this day.

[05:45:18] You have to do no but a bowl of business, Punch.

[05:45:20] But first, let's make up the fires.

[05:45:23] I want you to go out.

[05:45:24] Hello, doesn't seem grateful.

[05:45:26] Take a bath.

[05:45:27] Before you doubt another eye, Bob Cratchit.

[05:45:30] Off with you, Bob.

[05:45:32] We were saving the door.

[05:45:34] Really?

[05:45:35] He just called him poor, God.

[05:45:37] Right away, sir.

[05:45:38] What does he even care?

[05:45:43] Shad activity?

[05:45:44] I literally didn't even say thank you by the way.

[05:45:47] That's crazy.

[05:45:48] Oh my gosh, I feel like...

[05:45:54] Attention is being paid to us.

[05:45:59] and more. Oh!

[05:46:01] To our tiny tin,

[05:46:02] Oh my gosh, I feel like...

[05:46:03] ...Scooters like a second father.

[05:46:05] Attention is being paid to us.

[05:46:07] It's good a master.

[05:46:08] It's good a man as the good old city.

[05:46:09] Oh, look at the high contacts you gave me.

[05:46:11] I'm too recidivable.

[05:46:12] We knew how to keep Christmas well.

[05:46:15] Okay.

[05:46:16] This time...

[05:46:17] ...it's a tiny tin's event.

[05:46:19] Oh, God! God! God! Everyone!

[05:46:21] I can't bear to die!

[05:46:29] Yeah, why did they call him Tiny Tim?

[05:46:45] What about when he becomes a tween?

[05:46:48] What about when he becomes a tween and he's going through puberty and he wants to start

[05:46:53] being big and buff?

[05:46:54] Okay, I'm sure he's not going to like the Tiny Tim nickname, let's just say.

[05:46:59] That's a bad idea to go do a really late night, but I also really want to do a late night because I'm just wiping so hard right now.

[05:47:09] I don't know, I just found that really nice. That was so wholesome. I want to do that so bad.

[05:47:15] Okay, well I feel like, I mean I have had an entire joke that thinks that the chance of me sleeping right now is probably slim to none.

[05:47:24] I don't have any sleepy tea.

[05:47:29] I don't have any chamomile tea.

[05:47:30] Okay, is that anything that you guys wanna watch?

[05:47:32] Hold on, let me see this.

[05:47:38] Roodle and Frosty's Christmas in July.

[05:47:44] In July.

[05:47:46] Christmas in July.

[05:47:47] Okay, we definitely can't get away

[05:47:49] with watching chamomile, that's no way.

[05:47:51] In July, is this even a Christmas movie?

[05:47:55] Okay, yeah, yeah, on that.

[05:47:58] Oh, maybe this is a bad idea.

[05:48:01] Is this a bad idea?

[05:48:04] Rudolph from Frosty's Christmas in July.

[05:48:08] Mmm.

[05:48:10] Mmm.

[05:48:13] Mmm.

[05:48:16] Mmm.

[05:48:19] I wonder where the house turned tomorrow.

[05:48:22] It's Christmas.

[05:48:25] I don't want Christmas to be over.

[05:48:26] By the way, just for the record chat, Christmas starts, okay, Christmas is like birthdays

[05:48:31] and stuff like that, okay?

[05:48:33] It ends when you go to sleep.

[05:48:35] I wish Christmas is going to be over when we go to sleep though.

[05:48:42] It's literally Christmas.

[05:48:45] What do you mean?

[05:48:46] If you don't have a sleep, it's always Christmas.

[05:48:48] Mr. Bean pauses hype is Mr. Bean to like they're not gonna care about 1979 movies

[05:48:57] You know what I mean?

[05:48:58] They might mean.

[05:49:08] OK.

[05:49:10] OK, let me let me let me see about this.

[05:49:19] Oh, my god.

[05:49:21] Did you know Kevin from Home Alone?

[05:49:25] That's him as an adult!

[05:49:28] That's Kevin from Homo-

[05:49:30] At a stunt double?

[05:49:31] Is it true that your stunt double was a very short 30 year old man?

[05:49:35] Yeah, his name was Larry, and I was in the Wardrobe Department for the first time.

[05:49:39] And so, uh, you know, he's like, you know, I get changed and I walk out and there's this guy, Larry.

[05:49:45] Wait, Larry, a fully grown man, is Bruce's stunt double? What?

[05:49:50] I'm dressed exactly like me, because we're both trying on the same outfit.

[05:49:53] And I'm like, oh, hey, Larry, how are you doing?

[05:49:55] He goes, hey, I'm doing a good one.

[05:49:58] Hey, I'm Larry, a skunk guy.

[05:50:00] And he kind of like looks at me and goes,

[05:50:01] how old do you think I am?

[05:50:02] And I go, oh, that's a loaded question.

[05:50:04] I know he's much older than me, because I was nine.

[05:50:05] So I was loaded.

[05:50:06] He goes, 13?

[05:50:08] Much older than me.

[05:50:09] And he goes, I thought that was funny.

[05:50:11] I remember my memory of Larry.

[05:50:13] He's climbing a shelf, trying to reach that thing.

[05:50:16] What?

[05:50:17] And the whole shelf collapse.

[05:50:19] It was vicious that first take.

[05:50:20] It was vicious.

[05:50:21] And then they do it again.

[05:50:22] And there's another take.

[05:50:23] They didn't like the way everything felt, and they chewed it again, and they chewed it again.

[05:50:26] Poor Larry, bro. Imagine being...

[05:50:29] Imagine the life of a stunt double.

[05:50:32] And they chewed it again. I'm going,

[05:50:34] Please take it easy on Larry. He's only 13 years old!

[05:50:38] Did you know Kevin from home...

[05:50:40] Wait, that's crazy!

[05:50:42] He has sound like a...

[05:50:45] Did you know Kevin from home alone had a stunt double?

[05:50:50] Oh my gosh, seeing him as an adult is crazy.

[05:50:53] Ahhhh!

[05:50:55] Okay, no, I need to go to bed.

[05:50:58] No, okay, no, I need to go to bed because we're doing a long stream tomorrow.

[05:51:02] If I stream until 3 a.m., there's a 0% chance we're doing a stream tomorrow.

[05:51:06] Well, there is a 0% chance we're doing a long stream tomorrow.

[05:51:09] I don't always do a stream tomorrow.

[05:51:10] There's a 0% chance that we would do like a 7-hour stream.

[05:51:13] We would do like a 2-hour stream.

[05:51:15] And I want to do a 7-hour stream because it's Voxing Day.

[05:51:18] I just

[05:51:29] It's Christmas. Oh my gosh, I don't want Christmas to end

[05:51:35] I saw something really important I had to tell you

[05:51:39] And as I can someone remind me, no one reminds me

[05:51:41] Lydia, thank you for an amazing stream and amazing evening slash night as always, huggies

[05:51:46] Have a really good sleep soon people love. You are the best

[05:51:57] Guys

[05:52:01] Guys are you out to see the best photo ever in the whole of life, okay?

[05:52:06] This is so important this is so important and I was nearly gonna forget it

[05:52:16] This be- this be floofy, um...

[05:52:26] This be goofy floofy, um...

[05:52:31] Pull up looking for Tommy- Tommy Teckels edition.

[05:52:36] Um...

[05:52:38] Yes.

[05:52:40] It is not the most flattering photo.

[05:52:43] However, he's not trying to be flattering. He's trying to be goofy. Ah, I was like

[05:52:52] Okay, and this is the face you mean

[05:52:56] This is the thing and I was gonna put on my discord and then I was like, nope. I'm gonna save this gem

[05:53:06] I'm gonna save this gem so everyone can see it

[05:53:13] Yeah, I found this stream by browsing the feed tag. I can't find the feed, though.

[05:53:20] It's okay, Christmas never ends when you're here. He's sleep tight. Good night. Get the bestest sleep and thank you for an amazing Christmas.

[05:53:28] I can't imagine it being better than today, people Rose.

[05:53:33] We really love food, people love it.

[05:53:36] Wait, hold on. This is really scary.

[05:53:39] Liga, I had the best time this Christmas. Normally, I'm alone, but with you, I never

[05:53:46] feel alone. Biggest hugs to you. Merry Christmas.

[05:53:50] Oh my... Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Uh, hold up. We're going black

[05:53:58] for a sack, Jack. Um...

[05:54:02] Wait, hold on, can you link it again?

[05:54:13] I don't know, I don't really understand discord links, they never work.

[05:54:21] This is my vio vio vio!

[05:54:27] this?

[05:54:28] Oh.

[05:54:29] Is, uh...

[05:54:32] Hang on.

[05:54:33] Oh my gosh, I've got too many tabs.

[05:54:38] I'm getting overwhelmed.

[05:54:39] Ugh!

[05:54:40] Ignore that!

[05:54:41] That sort of thing.

[05:54:42] Um...

[05:54:43] Oh my gosh, I've got too many tabs, I'm getting overwhelmed.

[05:54:48] Agh! Ignore that! That sort of thing. Um...

[05:54:58] Hold on, bro, what is this?

[05:55:13] Take a one-on-one back in the game

[05:55:15] Back on the street, back on the strip

[05:55:17] Make a phone tree, don't wanna try

[05:55:33] What is this?

[05:55:37] Why have I got a belly button piercing?

[05:55:43] Don't believe everything you see online, okay?

[05:55:56] No, it's not real!

[05:56:11] You know what?

[05:56:12] I feel like as a streamer in this era, you have to, you have to just let some people go.

[05:56:22] You know, like, like, you just, you just have to, you have to be like, okay, we are going

[05:56:28] to lose some people to believing in AI and, and, and, and that's okay.

[05:56:35] You just have to be okay with knowing that.

[05:56:41] people constantly being in a in a stage of like okay for example right my stepdad right he was like

[05:56:48] oh my gosh did you see the jake pool fight and I was like yeah like jake pool broke his jaw

[05:56:54] like oh my god stream lydia I may have missed a lot but merry christmas lady and I was like yeah

[05:57:02] that's crazy like um like jake pool like he got like messed up and my stepdad was like yeah like I

[05:57:09] I don't, I don't mess with Jake pool.

[05:57:12] After the fight, he was flexing in a private jet with guns.

[05:57:19] What?

[05:57:21] After the fight, Jake pool was in the medical emergency room

[05:57:27] and is still in hospital.

[05:57:29] He broke his jaw in two places.

[05:57:31] He was not flexing with the guns.

[05:57:36] Wait, that was real?

[05:57:37] That wasn't AI.

[05:57:37] Okay, but this was like,

[05:57:38] That was like not after the fight right?

[05:57:42] That was not, there's no way.

[05:57:46] Wait after the, bro I thought you went to hospital.

[05:57:50] Okay well clearly you guys are more wised up to the Jake Paul drama than me, my bad.

[05:57:55] Now I know I got, I've been told by the Jake Paul as my mat.

[05:58:04] Thank you, Lydia, for the long stream. Get some good rest and have the best Christmas streams.

[05:58:11] Also, love you when to speak a rose.

[05:58:14] Thank you, Pranthi. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:58:20] Oh, well, I guess when you guys said team 10 for life, you meant it.

[05:58:26] My bad. My bad.

[05:58:28] Lydia Violet!

[05:58:30] Are you the streamer who got told those jokes with more bad punchlines?

[05:58:35] Thanks, Lydia. This was my first X-mas without my parents.

[05:58:40] You made my day. I will see you for the next one and a bunch more.

[05:58:45] Merry Christmas, Lydia.

[05:58:47] Merry Christmas, Lydia. This was an epic stream. Thank you for a great day.

[05:58:51] Present emoji. Christmas tree emoji.

[05:58:55] Present emoji Christmas tree emoji. Thank you very much velocity. Oh my god. See you. Yeah

[05:59:05] Another pin this time from the jam of the man the ring panda

[05:59:13] Bruce at this channel is wet

[05:59:16] EpicStream, Epic Cooking, EpicStreamerWW Thank You, Lydia, Lydia, Huck.

[05:59:28] Thank you, Etsy.

[05:59:30] It's Christmas! It's Christmas!

[05:59:34] It's Christmas!

[05:59:38] Thank you guys very, very, very, very, very, very much.

[05:59:41] But both an end.

[05:59:42] On Christmas Day, I would be scared.

[05:59:46] It's um...

[05:59:49] It's always the best part of my Christmas.

[05:59:52] So thank you very much.

[05:59:54] Oh, that was such a nice movie as well.

[05:59:57] I hope that it will be okay.

[06:00:00] It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

[06:00:03] Ask Christmas me if you... am I right?

[06:00:05] And um, okay, chat tomorrow.

[06:00:07] Um, actually I'm not gonna tell you what we have tomorrow.

[06:00:10] This is a surprise.

[06:00:12] But um, yeah, long boxing day stream.

[06:00:15] Um, I'm gonna be streaming quite a bit during the holidays.

[06:00:21] So um, yeah.

[06:00:24] We may even be boxing each other. I would win by the way. I would win

[06:00:35] What okay

[06:00:43] Thank you, okay. I love you chat

[06:00:48] I will see you

[06:00:50] Wait, did I say I had a surprise?

[06:00:52] Oh, it's a surprise!

[06:00:54] Okay, sorry, I'm more anxious than losing the plot.

[06:00:56] I really don't... I don't...

[06:00:59] I'm going to sleep.

[06:01:01] I'm going to sleep! It's Christmas!

[06:01:08] Tomorrow, I will be...

[06:01:12] Wait, are there shops open for her?

[06:01:15] Chad, a boxing day sale is a thing. What do you think of the scam?

[06:01:20] I

[06:01:28] RL slay stream I

[06:01:31] RL

[06:01:35] Jamal bat we hold on that's not the right one. I RL been all keep but it's not actually been all keep it's

[06:01:46] She pulled the battle back on the shelf

[06:01:50] Okay, hypothetically, okay, that's not what I was thinking of though, okay?

[06:01:55] I was letting go of the snow!

[06:01:57] It's not snowing.

[06:02:00] It like badly snows now.

[06:02:03] Oh my gosh, we have to do another slide stream,

[06:02:06] because we're never going to be able to do it in America.

[06:02:08] Oh my gosh, imagine if it snows before we leave.

[06:02:12] Bruh.

[06:02:15] I don't think it snowed last year.

[06:02:18] I mean to be fair in the flat that I was in last time, I didn't like see out the window.

[06:02:25] I couldn't like see very much out the windows.

[06:02:28] So I don't remember it ever so much.

[06:02:30] Oh my gosh!

[06:02:31] No, Winter Wonderland didn't give me permission to stream.

[06:02:36] I was harassing them for 8, I was not harassing them.

[06:02:39] I was sending them emails being like, hello, I'd really, really love to stream Winter

[06:02:42] Wonderland please.

[06:02:43] And they came back and they said no, not allowed.

[06:02:47] Bad Bob.

[06:02:49] But, um...

[06:02:51] Oh, if it snows, that would actually be so good.

[06:02:56] Imagine.

[06:02:59] Oh! Imagine.

[06:03:02] Okay.

[06:03:03] Okay.

[06:03:04] You paid for snow.

[06:03:06] It may not have been a white Christmas,

[06:03:08] but it will...

[06:03:11] I will do a slashing stream if I can.

[06:03:14] As such, this stream ending that means we are one day closer to the end of the year.

[06:03:19] It's over.

[06:03:21] It's over. Wait, hold on. What happens at the end of the year?

[06:03:26] Everything go...

[06:03:32] It's okay! W226! Wait, hold on!

[06:03:35] Okay, actually, sorry. I'm no, don't worry.

[06:03:37] I need to go to bed. I'm actually not gonna start a whole another conversation right now.

[06:03:40] right now okay chat I love you very much thank you Merry Christmas Lydia and everyone couldn't hear

[06:03:48] some of stream today but I'm always thankful for you and your loving streams have a good night

[06:03:54] Thank you, baby.

[06:03:56] And...

[06:03:58] Merry Christmas, honey.

[06:04:00] Shut up!

[06:04:02] Double you double your meal, am I right?

[06:04:06] Double you double your meal.

[06:04:08] Okay, okay, okay.

[06:04:10] I'll see you tomorrow.

[06:04:12] Thank you for spending Christmas with me.

[06:04:14] Merry Christmas.

[06:04:16] And remember, Christmas doesn't end until you go to the hospital.