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📦 WHO WOULD WIN IN A BOXING DAY??? 🎄🤫 ANONYMOUS CHRISTMAS CONFESSIONS!!! 🤫🎄 !discord !xmascontest !confess
12-26-2025 · 7h 24m
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Hello, hello!
Hello!
Chat.
It's a sad day.
It's the end of Christmas.
Hello!
Welcome to MTV!
Welcome Michael, Piro, Jaren, Pika, Just, Christian,
CX, Pasha,
um,
OK, Wolf, Brave,
uh,
Flex, um, Anthony,
Kari, Noob,
Adam, Ashi,
Sponny, Grisly,
uh, welcome Ty, welcome ASV,
welcome Leo,
Musa, S3,
Oh, Mario! Uh, the killer cat!
Hello, Lydia!
Absolutely! Hello! Hello!
Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I found these socks that I bought a very long time ago
and I completely forgot about them, so, um...
Thank you very much. How are you doing on Boxing Day, Chad?
Lydia, you gave me a headache with your IQ test, Lydia of Crye.
Why was God? Oh, thank God!
This is what it does!
Shiiiiiight!
Now I'm trying to learn!
That's what it did to me!
I'm just gonna want more!
More! More! More!
She's gonna get us again!
Shiiiiiight!
Oh my-
Look around, stay low
Make sure they don't see
Just a bad walk down
With the heat, the girls
Say wow, D-V!
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you
And they go to the home train!
Thank you very much, Chey and Divi. Thank you.
Ah, Chey and Hallie! My gosh!
That was awesome! Thank you!
Chey and Chey! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
And Lycan! Thank you for the gift, Ed.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
And thank you for the level 8.
Thank you very much. Um, um, Chad, can you believe it? Can you believe it? Christmas isn't until next year.
Yesterday, that was it.
What do you mean, more goth? I'm not a goth. I've never been a goth, bro.
Always lovely to hear your voice. Thank you, Gwetty. Thank you very, very, very much for the five months. Thank you.
Oh my gosh, true! 364 day countdown begins today.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
And you know what's even more crazy?
Apart from my girlfriend anime batty.
I hope you have a really good boxing gay peeper rose scared.
Well, you know what's even more crazy?
I'm I'm pretty sure the books in gay sales are fake. I
Don't think the books in gay sales
Thank you the five. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I I don't think that real chat. I think there's gab I
Think I think I think prices aren't actually raised at Christmas. Okay, they just say there's a sale
the rest of the year. Yeah. All about capitalism Christmas today. Yeah. I went for a walk this
morning because I didn't realize the grocery shop that I normally go to was closed. So
I went to get my grub and they didn't have any grub. So I will be eating the remainder
of the yummy Christmas dinner that we cooked yesterday, which was actually really nice.
Oh my gosh, I was going to all of us. I could not sleep when I got off stream chat. I couldn't sleep.
I was I don't know. I was obviously who can sleep on Christmas. You don't want Christmas to end.
So I couldn't sleep. So I was just nibbling it in bed for a long time. Actually, they say like
you're not supposed to eat before bed, right? So that's probably a big reason why I couldn't
I didn't sleep actually because I just kept on eating, but yeah, so I didn't sleep very
well because I was eating very yummy food that I cooked for the last 164 days till Christmas
and people already have their decorations up.
Of course!
Because Ricky, don't you wish that it was Christmas every day when the bell stopped
ring and hold on, hold on. Don't you wish that it was Christmas every day when the bells
ring out for Christmas? Someone like that. Yeah, someone like that. You know, you know
what I mean? You know what I mean? That was kind of a vibe. Thanks Chad. I appreciate.
I didn't, this is a song called Christmas every day. Okay. Well, it's really not
Cool Christmas every day actually you know what don't worry about it. Also, um, um, I did some things to that browser tab for
Continuing to be the most generous person. I know also happy holidays
Happy holidays crew. Thank you crew and browser. Um, oh, yeah. Oh, I
Chat I bought I bought myself new
Earphones that um were black so they didn't look like a hearing aid because I just shop eat these black
They're actually silver. I just got a permanent marker and I just drew black on them
Thank you, and thank you for the high drink guys. Thank you very much
Yeah, so I just like drew on these but
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, that wasn't me. That was a different reindeer. That wasn't me. I didn't do any crashes.
Actually, we did do a crash, but it was on Christmas Eve.
So unless your grandma was hiding in a tree
on Christmas Eve, why would she be doing that
in the middle of a cold forest by a main road?
Unless that was your grandma.
Yeah, your grandma was doing that.
OK, well, unless your grandma was doing that,
then it was a different render,
because I haven't been outside and done very much since then.
Yep. Yep. All your grandmas were in a forest hiding in a tree. Right? Um, well,
oh, yeah. It's my favorite Christmas song. So, um, so, yeah, um, just ignore the hearing aid for
today because I bought, I bought more, um, headphones that were actually black and not just
sharpie and shout out. Thank you. Thank you. Um, and then I, I threw away the packaging
because I just expected that they were going to work.
So I throw away the packaging in the bin
and then I took the bins down and then I collected the bins
and then I plugged them in.
And then I realized that they didn't work.
So no, I can't return them.
And I'm not going to...
So yeah, so now I'm back to the original ones.
So this is a reminder chat,
especially considering it's Christmas.
I mean, this was before Christmas
and this wasn't a present.
I just bought them for myself.
But this is a reminder, if you did get anything for Christmas,
to make sure that it works before you
throw the packaging away, OK?
In this day and age, you can't just
assume that everything isn't going to work.
Yeah, that's not even, that's not to be assumed.
To be assumed that things do work.
But yeah, that's just a little reminder.
Oh my gosh, also.
Also, oh wait, hold on, okay, most importantly.
Not first, but not least.
You know what, don't worry.
Um,
Tat!
Tat!
Tat!
Today!
Today!
Today!
We are doing Christmas confessions,
anonymous confessions.
So if you have
A confession that you would like to shout with chat, for example.
Please forgive me, just shout.
That was not a confession.
That was okay.
Please forgive me, Judge Scott, for I have sinned.
I...
peed in the
wine glass at Christmas.
Bro, I don't know, okay?
I don't know, but I am sure there are lots of strange things that people have done at Christmas, okay?
Oh, so if you have something that you would like to confess, and be hopefully potentially forgiven for, that you would like to get a confess?
You are getting so gorgeous. You are my number one person.
Okay, thank you, Alder. Then now you can, okay?
Excervation won't come fast. You just type Exceration won't come fast.
In short, just type Exceration won't come fast, and click the link that comes up. It is anonymous.
We will never know who submitted what confession, unless you want to spam and chat that it was
you, but that's a strange thing.
Why would you want to do that and be judged for that?
Why would you want to do that?
So it is anonymous, okay?
No one can see who it is.
I can't see who it is.
Siax can't see who it is, who made the spreadsheet, okay?
No one.
Wha-
Boro!
To the panel!
You're gonna set us up!
Settle!
Thank you!
Thank you for the fifty!
Thank you for the fifty gifted, Boro!
Holy moly, thank you so much! Thank you! I'm thank you for the hype train!
Choo choo! Thank you, Poro! I really appreciate it. Hope you had a good Christmas. Thank you, thank you.
Hold on, why is Scream going to be scary? Okay, Scream is going to be scary because I just have a sneaky suspicion.
Actually, no, I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
Mess around and find out. It doesn't have to be scary.
Actually, Srym is only going to be scary depending on how you guys act up.
No, it's just how I say how, not if.
How?
And that's the end of the five.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, okay, chat all.
Okay, I have a question.
It's Boxing Day.
So I got invited this morning
to spend a few hours in the cinema
with some of my friends from school.
Cause the new movie, have you guys heard of Mati Supreme?
The new movie Mati Supreme came out
And it's like really hype.
And I got invited to go with them and watch it.
And I didn't because I mean, I was preparing for stream
and went into stream for as long as possible today.
But yeah, oh my gosh.
So I got invited and I was like, no, no, no,
I'm streaming today so I can't.
Bro, they were like, yeah, it's the best.
It was the best movie I've ever watched in my life.
All of them were like, yeah, it's the best movie
I've watched my life
Obviously, I'm not regretting it because I was like oh, that's fine. I'll watch the day the two months ago
My first boy came to the world. Can we get some hypers in the chat in honor of my son's wow people love I
Don't trust this guy. I don't I don't I don't trust him. I don't trust him
I don't trust him
No, I'm not salty. I would obviously rather stream than watch that movie, but I was like,
it's okay. Like I'll just watch it like in a week because, you know, I don't want to
like, I'm just going to watch it, you know, I thought like I could just go a different
time or I could, you know, watch it on Amazon Prime. They were like, no, no, no, it's
only out for one day. This movie, Marty Supreme that like everyone's been talking
You are- it's only out for boxing day?
And you can't watch it on any other day!
I didn't realize!
Woah!
You know-
I had no idea!
Long time ago in camp.
What?
I had no idea!
So um...
So yeah, and apparently like-
Now I wanna see two frown.
Yeah, no, it's really good.
Well, according to my friends who have like really good taste of music, like Anna was there,
And she has the most insane music taste.
Well, she has good music taste, but she also
has good movie taste.
You know, people that are just really into media.
And so they said that they liked it.
They said they thought that I would like it, because I really
like movies with a lot of plot twists.
And apparently it had a lot of plot twists.
And it was about a lot of different things.
And I like scenes that jump around, because it keeps
my ADHD attention span going.
So yeah, but now I can't watch it and I didn't realize.
No, I still wouldn't have gone to see it
because I don't think I would have been able to stream today
if I wished to throw out a movie in the cinema.
But even still, like, whoa, why would they do that
with a movie?
Why would they release it for one day?
And apparently the cinema was like completely packed.
Like every single seat was full.
So yeah, why would they do that?
And apparently it's like coming out in like the film festival or something and like March
So they're like yeah you're probably not gonna be able to see it until March!
Bro it's not even 2026 and they're saying I'm not able to see it until March!
What?
What?
Uh maybe because they wouldn't release to streaming services soon?
Yeah but like surely they would make, surely like the movie company would make money
know if they have it in the cinemas for a longer period of time. They literally have
it in the cinema for one day. What? Strange indie movie things, I don't know, I don't know.
But oh my gosh, it was made by the same people that made, um, do you guys know diamonds, cut,
Uncut gems?
I don't know, it's a movie about like a guy in New York
and he's like selling jewelry and then he makes a bet.
Uncut gems!
Uncut gems! Wait, hold on, is that what I said?
I don't know what I said.
Something like that, yeah.
Uncut gems.
Uncut gems.
Yeah, apparently it's made by the same people
that made that movie and that was a pretty good movie.
that was a pretty good movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because Adam Sandler in that movie, he was like, he was like serious.
I've never seen Adam Sandler in like a serious movie before, but anyways.
Yeah, so, so that happened this morning.
They told me that it was a really good movie and I should watch it.
And then I got sad because I can't watch it for a long time.
Anything else happened. What do you want to do on Boxing Day?
I feel like Boxing Day is so chill like that, especially because nothing's
open on Boxing Day. Apart from like a few clothing stores which are saying they have
Boxing Day sales but I really don't think Boxing Day sales are a thing. I think maybe
like January sales are a thing like my birthday around my birthday time because people don't
have money because they spent money at Christmas. Like 25th of January, WW Day, probably a
lot of sales but I feel like people, it's now the culture for people to go shopping
on Boxing Day, right? So as a result, they're not going to allow the prices, right? It's
like Black Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, would they say the sales? But like it would be
illogical for there actually to be sales. True, true, true. Watch movies and nursing
home hangovers. Right.
I think that he gets all, and that he gets all...
Also, um, chat, can I do my um...
Can I do my daily dose of sympathy bait?
Permission, permission to do my daily dose of sympathy bait thing.
What did I do?
What did I do?
I don't wanna clear everyone up with the pegas I've done in my life.
It hurts so much.
I actually can't bring myself to do it.
It's so stuck.
It hurts! I can't!
I don't want to! I think...
I think maybe I'm gonna like soak myself in the bath to try and get it off.
Oh my gosh! It's like so stuck down!
Guys, I don't sit in the shower.
Stereo, Wimpy, OV.
I don't lie in the shower for like 30 minutes, okay?
I just hop in and hop out. Okay this takes so long like I'm pulling it like it's
gonna rip my skin like it's gonna stop bleeding I actually can't okay and just
To confirm, I have not got Harry arms.
Like, it's not the ha- like-
It's not the ha- like, look.
Like, it's just where the glue is.
It like scars my hand.
Like, it like scars it because it like,
go- it like rips the skin off.
Is this a 999 emergency call?
Like, unironically?
Not sure what to do.
People how to remove it as a segment of the stream.
Be careful.
Well, I was going to take a long soaking bath and maybe get a little Christmas bath or something.
But I don't know if I can do that on stream.
I mean, I could either try on stream actually if I just dunk my hand in water for a long time.
But I'm going to need a bucket and just have my hand in water.
Chad, did you know it's actually really bad for you to have your fingers or arms in water for a long period of time?
Okay, now I say this out loud.
Maybe this was just bait.
But I remember when I was 13 and this person...
Let me say the PG version of the story because, yeah, I remember when I was 13 and these people
were like, yeah, if you put your finger, sorry, no, there was a guy who put, why did I, okay,
there was a guy that put his finger in some water, right, like a glass of water, he put
his finger in a glass of water, right, okay?
And then he slept with his finger in a glass of water overnight, right, okay?
And then in the morning he had to get his finger amputated.
True story, basically, by the way.
I think, yeah, because it's really bad for you to, like, sleep with your fingers.
Because, like, if your whole body's in it, then it's fine.
But if it's just, like, some...
Okay.
Maybe that was a fake story that I got told, but I got told this before, TikTok was even a thing.
The water was not acid. It's like because, okay, you know, it's not misinformation. Okay.
What happens if you sleep
with a finger and with a... it becomes puny or wrinkly.
Anything else Google? Anything else? Um...loss of...loss of lipids?
Woah! This is true! This is true! I had it for a reliable source, okay?
okay good good you mean good you mean good okay hold on hold on hold on hold on the P myth oh okay
hold on wait is this why some people do it and thank you Ata thank you okay the P prank myth there
is a popular urgent legend okay that placing a sleeping person's hand in warm water causes them
to pee themselves in their sleep. Chat, be honest, when was like how old were you the last time you
peed the bed? Be honest. And Ragh, do you have the two words? How old were you the last time you peed the bed?
In the sea and show times for Martin London for the next week.
What?
Okay, first of all, I can't travel the way to London, but wait, I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
Is Monty Supreme only on on Book Thing Day?
Yeah, there's no answer.
You know what?
I trust.
I trust.
my friends who would never troll me and I trust that. Also, I don't know, I don't want to call
my own. I have been to my own on this and tomorrow a lot of times, but I don't know,
I feel like people just look at you and you're on your own, you know what I mean?
Like whenever I go to a restaurant on my own, like,
it's an uncomfortable experience, you know? And I know that I shouldn't care,
but I just, I feel like I'm just getting stared at, you know what I mean? It's not paranoia.
I just feel like I'm getting stared at, and I am getting stared at, but like,
not in a good way, in like a judge's way. Hello chatty, you there?
Yeah, you died. Or just no one speaking.
But I think you may have died.
Well, hello.
Let me see if you're alive on my phone.
Lydia Violet, wait, why am I on Chrome, Twitch?
Lydia!
The Olah.
She is alive.
She is alive.
Why can I watch myself?
What is this? What's going on?
Okay, well, Twitch Shadows stopped in a different place.
I don't know if you're alive. Okay, hold on. I'm going on to the Discord.
Join the Discord if you haven't already. I'm going to say, can you see me right now?
Can you see me alright?
What the hell?
What's going on?
It's not like a refresh chat angle because it's one of...
Guys, this is my chat right now.
What the hell-y?
What the hell-y?
Band from my orange channel.
What do I do?
Okay, Chad, I'm going to tell a story.
Without you guys.
Wait, this is so sad.
because I can't see on my phone.
What's going on with Twitch?
Is Twitch broken for everyone?
Okay, so I'm still live.
Is this happening to other people?
Wait, hold on, let me...
Hmm.
No.
No, it doesn't look like it is.
Okay.
OK, well, OK, well, let's wait for you come to come back.
While we're waiting, did you know that when I was a child,
I stole a Bible?
And it was amazing.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, sorry for the tech difficulties, guess you
won't ever hear that story.
You had nothing.
Okay.
So I was about to tell a story where I felt like I wasn't going to be judged.
I don't want to tell that story now that I um I feel like I'm being judged again
okay um yeah don't worry pretend I didn't say anything pretend I didn't say
anything anyways um oh my gosh okay wait no a story that I can tell a story
that I can't help. So I was talking to my mum yesterday while we think beef wellington.
Very yummy. And I go, do you use chat GPT? Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, so, um, uh,
so I can remember how we got on the subject, but I was like, do you use chat GPT? I don't
I was just making conversation and and she was like yes
So my mom she has a while
She has a Huawei phone because um
Because she doesn't want China to track her. So she doesn't use iPhone
So
So I'm like, do you do you strategy with you and she's like, yeah
I do use chat G50 quite a bit, but I only ever use it on incognito, so it can't get my data.
So first of all, I did not know my mom knew about incognito.
I'm not sure why she knows what to do, but interesting.
Second of all, she did not learn from me.
Second of all, yeah, well, also, okay, as a kid,
I had an Alexa in my room.
It was actually the best thing ever.
And then, and the reason that I had a Alexa
is because my stepdad got my mom, or my mom got,
no, sorry, my mom got my stepdad and Alexa,
Exactly. She didn't learn from you. You should learn from her. I make jam. No, no, no, no, no, no.
And then for his birthday, she got him an Alexa, right? Okay. And he was like, no, because I don't, I don't like the fact that Alexa is listening to me, right?
Like, she can't listen to our conversations, right? So, so I got the Alexa in my room because they didn't want it downstairs because it might listen to their conversation.
Right? Okay. So just to confirm chat, everything, your iPhone also Siri listens to your conversations.
Hey Siri, are you listening? I respect your privacy. I know I'm listening when you're talking to me.
Surely! Surely! No, no, no, but Siri's different, surely. Yeah, so I got Alexa in my bedroom instead, but because I sleep talk, my Alexa always used to go off in the middle of the night.
Bro, it doesn't anymore! I don't know how they did the update, but oh my gosh, it's because I had the big one back in the day.
and Siri um they're now fighting who's the best girl when we all know it's
emu Lydia
Siri's a boy
Siri's a male what guys have you got a male or a female voice for Siri
ain't no way hey Siri play chicken dance
there's no way no there's no way guys Siri is a male you have to actively
change the voice to female.
The series to be about.
Stop!
No! Okay, what a serious female 2-series male.
You're crazy!
What a serious female 2-series male.
He's male. He's male. He's male.
You're a psychopath.
Every one of you.
With glasses everybody knows this.
This is Siri.
Ah.
This is legit Siri.
you're not gonna be able to tell me what's wrong with you.
one of my colleagues is called Siri and she's very much female. she loves when I greet her.
hey Siri, lady of troll.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. this is Siri.
you've got it all wrong.
bro.
okay.
what she he is harvesting your data and using it against you because you're
you're you're disrespecting him okay you're saying things okay he's sat there
right now listening to you say things like he's a petite wolf cut body don't
know what wolf cut body means but um that doesn't look like a wolf cut body
Whatever that is. Okay. Well, maybe
Hi everyone, this is Siri the original voice of Siri, and I'd like to say please listen to who dash
Hi everyone. This is Siri
That doesn't even sound familiar to me
What?
Hold on did I actively change the voice to male?
No
You guys changed the voice to female. No, I didn't
No, I don't know this is the default voice that I've got
No, I don't know
Why would I do that?
He's been male for years and years and years and years. I don't remember a single time and being female
What?
Bro, I do not need a big strong man talking to me
This is Siri. I'm not saying this. He's a tech guru, helpful fella. He's actually not,
okay? Bro, Siri never gets anything right, okay? I literally cannot even ask him a question,
okay? The only thing I ever do with him is meme him on the stream, okay? But this
This is still how I imagined him.
Also, I feel like we can roast this picture
because this is AI, right?
This is AI, right?
Oh, Chad, I got baited by an AI this morning on TikTok.
Yeah, I got baited by an AI.
It was a video of this girl, okay?
It was a video of this girl, okay, and she was like,
she was like, rate my cosplay or something.
And I was like, oh my gosh, that's like such a nice cosplay.
Like, where did she get that from?
I lost the video.
I lost the video, because I wasn't signed in.
Okay, no reason in particular, I just wasn't signed in.
You know I wasn't signed in, okay?
Because I was on my computer,
and I have to sign out of TikTok on my computer,
because I don't like when people send me TikTok
it to be on my actual account
because then people can see my recommended videos.
So I liked the video to show you guys
and then I lost the video because I wasn't signed in.
I didn't even know you could like a video
if you weren't signed in.
Anyways, so watch history time.
Okay, this is a test.
I'm gonna see if I can find it again, TikTok.
Because I won't have watch history, right?
Because I'm not signed in.
profile? Yeah because I'm not signed in. More for you. I'm not signed in so I can't
see any of the stuff. But, um, yeah. What was on the cosplay? It was a tight-fitting latex.
I don't actually know where she was going to play.
I was just like, wow.
And then I clicked it up because everyone
got baited by this.
This video got a ton of views, right?
And it wasn't a degenerate TikTok scroll, OK?
It was legit like the second thing that came up
in my TikTok feed.
Anyways, okay, so I clicked on that, okay,
and then I was like, oh, does she do other cosplays?
Asking for a friend, okay, and then I click on her account
and then the other video is you can see where I am,
but not that one.
Everyone got baited by that one.
So, yeah, that was that.
What color was the cosplay?
Gray brown.
Not that you know if I'm lying, okay?
Something like that, okay?
Um, that ego damage, no it's actually implausible to know now.
It's actually implausible.
No, okay, but you know, yeah, but like also look how cool these are.
These are AI.
Hold on, let me find them.
Like chat, the Christmas video that you guys made.
That was AI.
These are AI! These are so cute! These are so cool!
Like, that's sick!
Ah, you know what? You know what? I would find really cool.
But I just don't know how to do it.
Okay, V-Tube model, like that, like that, but anime, but I don't know how.
I don't know how to start doing that.
Like, it would be so cool, because then I could do like longer, I could do like more,
I could just do so much more stuff, right?
And, and, and like, I have a lot of friends who are V-Tubers, right?
And they do like 3D thingies that you can't do if you're a real, like, if you're real.
I am real. Yes, I'm real. Um, but, um, guys, Mika doesn't have time to run me through the whole process. Okay. I, I, I can't, I can't ask a VTuber how to, okay, because they do a lot of things and, and it takes a lot, a lot, a lot of time to set this stuff up.
But yeah, I also don't um really know
You do it so cool. I wouldn't want to be a fool. I like I wouldn't want to only do YouTube
I don't do in person stuff as well
Browser tab for my sub-gift. Thank you. Obviously. Thank you. I
Like it like a lot of people do that a lot of people do like pot V2 pot not V2
But um, yeah, I'm just I can't I don't know how I think you have to be really really tax
savvy to do stuff like that and I really don't know how um um yeah like you have to like um
you have to like because for example if you got like you have to like okay so this is what they
do right oh my gosh because you remember that like we did it once with Miko so what what features
do right okay is they they get the iPhone and there's an app on your iPhone that tracks your face
and your facial expressions right and then from that like they they pin it to like a model okay
and then if like you like start to smile then like the dots on the model go up and it smiles
it's sick it's so cool but um yeah i don't know i think it's more tech savvy than me also check
I cut this myself today.
Do you like it?
I couldn't find my necklace.
So I got, like I got one of these like glove things.
Oh, hold on, let me, no one has to see this anymore.
I got one of these glove things and I chopped it up
and I put it in a circle, right?
Okay, and then I got a safety pin and I safety pin that.
that. Not makeshift. Just thought it was cool. But it's not gonna like it's like starting to
edge. I think I may be allergic. Here. Improv Chokers. Bro, there's nothing weird about Chokers.
Chokers do not choke you. They're just a cool fashion accessory.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, Lydia. What have I walked into here?
Nothing. I'm saying it's not weird. Okay. If anything, you should blame chat because that saying something is weird when it's actually speaking of weird
Are you wearing those gloves because you're self-conscious of your wrist to hand ratio? I
Just don't show my wrists a lot
For no particular reason I just wear gloves a lot of the time
chat speaking of weird guys when we were stuffing the chicken yesterday i was watching back the
void um as we were stuffing the chicken um i said you know i'd be even better than an onion
discussion to stuff the chicken with?
Saudines.
I didn't mean saudines.
I meant the, the, the, it also begins with S, it's like an orange.
It's not Sultanas.
It's Satsumas!
Satsumas!
Bro, I meant Satsumas.
No one understand what I meant.
I would say no one said anything.
A lot of people said stuff.
But they were like, what the hell?
Why would you stuff it with sardines?
I didn't mean sardines, bro.
I was listening to it back and I was like, wait, why is everyone acting up?
And I was like, oh, because sardines are a fish.
Anyways, not a single pass in red my mind. Crazy.
Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I haven't finished to watch.
My bad, my bad, my bad. Try to guess I'm just there.
Hmm. Satsumas do sound like sardines, bro.
And next time I make a chicken, remind me that I need to stuff it with satsumas.
No sardines. Actually, honestly, sultanas are good too though.
Ah, everything's crackly.
Okay, it's because I was sat on my, uh...
I was sat on my wire.
Yeah, my bad.
Okay, oh yeah, sorry, one more update and then I'm gonna stop yapping.
Chat. Look.
My finger's a healing.
It's actually crazy how the body healed so fast.
Like, they're really red and sore still.
Why haven't we had a Gordio X Lydia cooking stream yet?
We have!
It's been long enough with these cooking disasters Pepe laugh.
Yeah, the second stream I ever did with my dad and the only second stream I've done two streams.
And one of the streams we were making mince pies.
And I thought mince meat went in mince pies.
So, yeah, so, yeah, so, that's that.
But yeah, I still think my mince-fies are better, okay?
Actually, you know what?
I don't even like mince-fies, so,
but you know what I like?
Mince me, so, yeah, we have actually had that.
Okay, anyway, no, no, my dad would never discern me.
No, no, no, it's for experiment.
Well, I don't like, okay, you know what?
Notify the eat them. So what's like the most disgusting food? Okay, what's the most disgusting food that like everyone eats?
Notify the eat your tool, but some Christmas stuff
Hell nah
like I
Don't really like eggs
Don't like Christmas pudding don't like mince pies. That's it two out of the three things mushrooms is so yummy
Mushrooms are so yummy what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Eggs are just disgusting.
I've heard from scrambled eggs.
Oh my gosh, scrambled eggs are so yummy.
But scrambled eggs are only yummy
because they don't actually taste like eggs.
Like scrambled eggs with like a load of cream,
a load of butter and a load of salt.
But like I don't really mess with salt actually either.
Cute corn butter!
I meant Gordon Ramsay.
Keck also mushrooms are bloody disgusting.
What?
No they're not bro.
Also, yeah, let's hit Gordon Ramsay, yeah.
If he responds to your chat,
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You know what?
If every single person here, okay, watching right now,
if every single person watching right now,
went and commented on one of Gordon Ramsay's TikToks
saying, cook with Lydia Violet,
we would probably do a cooking stream together.
That's so true.
If he got, I don't know how many people are watching,
but if he got thousands and thousands of comments
on one of his videos saying collab,
then he would do it.
I don't think everyone watching right now is going to do it.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Everyone's like, someone else will probably do it.
What about the cooking stream with Chloe P. Poshai?
Yes, I want to do that too.
I want to do that too.
Chloe's also very busy, though.
And I don't live very near London.
So getting people out to where I live,
I feel like if I send my address,
People normally just stop responding.
If I suddenly address, not many people don't really want to come out to where I am.
Another reason why going to America would be really good, okay?
Because right now, yeah, people don't really want to go to where I am.
I tried it to take it personally, okay? I just blame it on the location. What is this?
I did that. I did that on your cooking TikTok.
I'll tell you something to encourage you to move as soon as possible.
I don't understand that. Now I'm going to change and go for a swim at the beach.
I don't understand ads. Like, how do ads work? On any social media, I don't understand
acting like
How can you ever see if someone acted you I?
Don't understand like Gordon Ramsay is never gonna see if you at Gordon Ramsay on my TikTok
He's only gonna see if you comment on his
Like that applies for everyone if you ask someone on my TikTok, they're not gonna see or at least I would never see I don't understand but
Notifications, no, but he's not gonna get a notification every time someone asked them
Bro, he would get like five gazillion notifications a second.
He'd never see that.
If management's not going to get a notification every time they add someone, I don't know.
If you say something on someone's social media, they'll probably see it.
If you add someone on someone else's social media, the person you added is probably not
going to see that.
Just think about how many people are asking Gordon Ramsay.
A lot, a lot.
I don't know.
I just never in my life, I don't know how to even see ads.
I don't know how to see that, but I read nearly every single comment that people put
on my stuff.
You know what I mean?
No, that goes as well the other way.
If you want me to do something with someone, then comment on my social media that you want
that.
Don't app me.
Don't app me, bro.
at me bro. I don't know maybe that's just me being
pepega and not understanding how it works but I would assume that Gordon Ramsey does
not see people acting at them.
I said what I said
this morning for a little bit because I was really tired when I got up so I'm so
I was on TikTok for like 10 minutes
I saw
Doja Doja cat
Maybe we'll meet at a beverage stand and he'll drive a fucking automobile.
Maybe we'll meet at a guild and become amorously infatuated with one another.
Maybe we'll meet at a-
Different video, by the way?
And he'll drive a fucking bar.
Maybe we'll meet at a love-
Wait, what?
Maybe we'll meet at a car, and he'll drive a fucking bar.
Maybe we'll meet at a love, and fall so deeply in a club.
Next video?
Maybe we'll meet at a bar, and he'll drive a fucking car.
Maybe we'll meet at a club, and fall so deeply in love.
Next video!
Maybe we'll meet up bar, he'll drive a f***ing car.
Maybe we'll meet up car, and then we'll sort of be...
Next video!
Next video!
Yeah, this is just what I think of that one I am when I hit, ooh, she's a devil!
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that on TikTok.
I post cool TikToks, chat, like cool IQ tests.
By the way, are actually very intellectual and brain. Oh, hello
Yes, I post cool I post cool tiktok
You juice
And you wonder why she gets views it's people like you that click those videos caught
Ayo, I'm fine with that.
GIF juice.
Yeah, I can't remember what I was saying now, actually.
Yeah, my bad.
I had an important thing to say, but then I got distracted by GIF juice.
Oh!
I post very important tiktoks, actually,
of IQ tests, which it intellectually says to me.
Maybe we'll meet at the club, and then meet at the park to fall in love.
Maybe I'll see you at a Vubar's.
Maybe we'll meet at the car, and he'll drive a bar.
Yes, something like that.
Okay, IQ test us now.
Okay.
Okay, I'll like you to okay. I like you to see chat
Hang on
Hang on
Okay
If you got this right
You gotta let your good luck while you're still a girl in the world. I'm always gonna be a girl in the world
IQ test
A man steals a hundred dollars, okay, bill from a store's register, then he buys seventy dollars worth of goods at that store, using the one hundred dollar bill, and gets thirty dollars changed.
How much money did the soul leave?
If you get this right and comment it on my latest Instagram Reel, I will give you a Christmas
cookie.
If you get it wrong, you will be banned on both Instagram and Twitch.
I will give you an emoji of a Christmas cookie.
When I am streamed because I cannot be commenting
on everyone's picture right now.
I will give you an emoji of a Christmas cookie.
While the other day I asked if you see a man or a child
what do you hit first and you said obviously the man
but the correct answer was the break.
How many Christmas cookies have we got so far?
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Wrong, wrong, right, right, right.
Okay, guys, we have a 20% success rate right now.
You know what, okay, I actually,
I initially didn't think it was that either.
For like a second, I did think it was that.
Okay, paragraphs, I'm just,
I'm looking for the trigger lot 100 in the paragraphs.
That's it.
20% success rate is really good for me. No, it's not. Did you know that in my um in my
further math A level exam. I was too much the wrong answer. It's right. Yeah, okay.
Actually, I can't argue with that because then I'm arguing for stealing. Okay. Maybe you
slightly got me that shot in my A level further massive them. I think you get 46%
for a pas, no sorry not for a pas, you had to get 46% for a star, which is the highest
grade by the way.
W.W.O. and I got more than that, I think I got like 55% or something, but yeah it was
like 46% or 48% for like the highest mark.
Yeah.
Now you need to ban yourself for the wrong answer.
It was a hard exam, it was a hard exam.
No! Okay, I feel like the thing is, okay, you get so baited. For example, is multiple
choice easy or not? Is multiple choice the easiest part of the exam or not? What? Duh!
I was speaking out loud. I didn't comment the wrong answer. It's different. No, it's
But multiple choice is a bait because they always make you spend way longer on the multiple
choice question than you should be allocating to one-mark questions.
As a result, you should always do multiple choice last, at least in most exams.
Don't sue me if you fail your grades because of me.
But on the whole, you should always do multiple choice last because they're the least time
to mark efficient.
You know, I quit, I will mop the floors.
Right.
Lydia, I heard you were joining FaZe Clan.
FaZe?
FaZe?
I don't, sorry, I'm not doing gang signs right now.
I don't know.
FaZe up!
You can check me if you remember me in faceclan.
I am.
Well, you know, there was actually one girl that joined faceclan once, but she got horrifically
bullied for joining faceclan because she was a girl.
You know what?
I think that a face should have women in it.
I think that it would be cool for a face to have girls, but yeah, that would be
very bad.
She got horrifically bullied because she joined and she was a female.
crazy. Lydia would not get bullied more than she already does. Okay, I think that is a
vast underestimate. Yeah, you know, you're saying no to her phasing. She was an actress.
She was all she streamed. She was so wholesome and she streamed and she got hella bullied
because I don't know. I think if they signed multiple girls at the same time, then it would
have been different vibes, but they only signed her. And I think a lot of people didn't know
her, so they would mean, I don't know, some people want to internet just hell of me.
What? No, I know, I know, I know, I know. I can never say anything about drama that
is going on because I get clipped out of context and I say things badly on the spot.
People will be saying phase up but never what's up dude how are you doing?
What's up chat how are you doing?
How how are you doing and thank you.
Thank you for the two gifts. Thank you. Thank you.
How are you? Literally no one's even answering how are you doing?
Like, this is why there's no point answering, by the way.
Literally, okay.
Well, I'm not sure about how you're doing,
But I do know how the state of the economy and geological economic factors are doing
here today in Liddy News.
Let me just get my spreadsheet sorted.
Fast off.
The first AI actress?
Clash of Arc.
When are we going to get drama involving Lydia?
Never.
I don't want drama.
I don't want drama.
I don't want drama.
I don't want drama.
I don't want drama.
And have a hug with the staff.
Thank you.
Chad, if I was in drama, would you defend me?
Like, would you be in the comment sections defending me or would you just be, like, lol?
Depends on what I did. Murdered 10 innocent civilians. Would you be in the comment sections defending me?
Everyone's saying no, that's messed up, bruh. That's literally messed up.
I would be in the comment sections defending you just saying you'd be in
prison. Okay.
That doesn't mean the comment sections disappear.
Like you, you still have the internet in prison.
I would still, I would still be looking at who is defending me from my
prison cell. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Right. Okay.
I generate a video.
AI generated actress.
Three seasons and a podcast bragging about getting gigs and battling a villain.
You know what?
Would you defend me if I was in prison?
Yes!
Didn't think so called.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, I was talking to my mom, right?
And I was talking about like, oh yeah, I'm moving on from the, she's on incognito
to stop them harvesting her data, right?
And she's like, yeah, you know,
actresses haven't got a job for very much longer because of AI.
And I'm like, yeah, well, I mean, I will affect most other things first,
like doctors and lawyers and, you know,
like it will affect a lot of other jobs first.
and she's like no no entertainment will be the first to go what so what do you
think will be the first to go like knowledge-based jobs or entertainment
these jobs. What? This creation from the world of artificial intelligence. Tilly Norwood.
I've told her that Huawei is a Chinese company. Like, you can't, you can't, you can't say
like we were having a conversation about, oh yeah, I was saying how rent was cheaper in LA versus England, right, okay?
And she's like, yeah, that's because house prices are crashing in America, okay?
And they're at the bottom in England and they're about to start going up.
And I'm like, oh really, you know what's happening with the world economy?
She's like, yeah, like all the stocks are about to go up.
Like everything is about to go up, right?
And I'm like, oh, how do you know?
And she's like, oh, it's the economics.
I swear, word for word, she goes, it's the economics.
100% AI generated.
The European company part of this fix
is presented to her as an actress.
The CEO says she's been meeting
with entertainment companies
and Norwood could be represented by a talent agency
in the next few months.
What?
Represented by attack.
Fierce are outraged.
Here's what Emily Blunt told a variety podcast.
Good Lord.
We're screwed.
That is really, really scary.
Come on, agency.
Is this how you and mom get into fascinating arguments
where you go head to head and almost fight hair?
I don't know.
No, I love the bathing.
Okay, that's the difference.
My mom and me do have disagreements quite a lot.
But we also, so we like, like every dinner time,
we would like, we'd have like debates,
which is why I love debating so much, right?
But you know, they're like off-time,
so I can go crazy.
I can get canceled 10 times over, you know?
And I'm joking, joking, joking, joking with Nala.
But like, yeah, we would have debates all the time.
And I don't know, I find it fun, I like that.
The AI has an unfair advantage, says Whoopi Goldberg.
Bring it on. Yeah.
The thing is, I feel like if you argue against AI,
taking over your job, you look like Saltino.
This is when you offer your mom to debate and winner gets floofy.
No, I'm not.
Why would she put floofy up for stakes when she's already got floofy, though?
That doesn't make sense.
But um, but um, like, you know, if I'm like, oh, hey, I streamers, come on guys, come on.
I just like salty because you can always like, people are gonna watch what they want to watch.
You know, tell them from us, taking up the fight to is sag after the union representing
actors in the U. S. It released a statement saying creativity is and should remain human
centered, and that this is jeopardizing performer livelihoods after the union in Canada.
What do we think, Chad?
Yeah, but I feel like that's not an argument.
Like if a company can make a buying a movie with AI instead of people for like a billionth
of the price, then they're going to do it whether they, no they can't now.
They can't now.
A thousandth of a cent they can't now.
But I'm 99% sure they will be up to in the future.
pushing back on Norwood too.
Oh my gosh, I have a question.
Okay, when that happens, okay,
say they start making I.R. movies,
do you think they're gonna make I.R. movies
using the likeness of famous actors?
Or do you think they're gonna make I.R. movies
like just like random people every time?
That's nuts.
So then the actors would probably still get paid,
hopefully.
It's 100% not an actor.
It's an amalgamation of probably hundreds, if not thousands of professional actors, performers
who have not been compensated at all for this.
The unions have already fought and won some AI protections for actors, including consent
and compensation for-
Animated movies were a thing- no, no, no, not animated, like AI movies, okay, okay.
Chat, what do we think about the Coca-Cola advert?
Is this tough or not?
Because I'm pretty sure this got like Coca-Cola-Cola-Cola-Cola-Cola-Cola, oh my gosh, how do you spell
Coca-Cola-Cola advert?
Apparently, okay, I learned this off TikTok so it could be wrong, but apparently they
I'm like a hundred moments I've got, but it's like AI and like a lot of people hate that.
And AI will be a robot Lydia, thoughtful face emoji, smirking face emoji, rolling on the
floor laughing emoji.
Already done look up Peter pushing Star Wars, they have legal rights to his image but
he is dead.
Uh huh.
Hypothetically.
What if I AI'd mice?
Okay hold on.
I v-tubed myself one stream and then put it on an AI, right?
But the AI has my voice.
Do you think you'd be able to tell that it wasn't me?
Do you think you guys would know?
OK, OK, like imagine because they do like hold on.
Like this this is an AI.
Heru you lovely awesome person, you.
Hearts in less than three, less than three, more than two.
Lol.
Hello Lydia Violet.
H-Hello?
Hello Lydia Violet, is that you?
She's confusing a sudden switch to another language, but nods, tilting her head slightly.
Yes, it's me, Lydia Violet, why?
Lydia Violet, if you were on stream right now, what would you say?
She pauses, thinking of how to answer your question.
I suppose I'd say hi to all the viewers and thank them for watching.
Why do you ask?
Guys, if I didn't speak in an Australian accent,
which you know some people already think that I sound Australian,
but if I didn't speak in an Australian accent I actually sounded like myself
And I didn't speak out loud the emotions that I'm doing.
I reckon that would be a decent amount of people that wouldn't know.
Oh yeah, hold on, okay, so.
What do you think of this advert?
So this is the Coca-Cola advert that like got like a ton of hate, right?
A hundred million they spent on this, by the way.
LL or WW created by real magic AI like how do you like you might as well have
just not made it AI for that amount of money surely
Yeah, it was so much.
How much?
AI, Coca-Cola, Advertise.
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
The cost of Coca-Cola's AI, Advertise, varies widely by project.
With some creators claiming they need some more work, wait, hold on.
How much did they spend?
How much?
They spent.
Ah, I can't find it!
Okay, well somewhere outside 100 billion.
Brother!
What is this?
Like, surely they could just make something cool at none and like, full of nice money.
Like, isn't it bruh?
Crazy, crazy! Anyways, um, yeah! Uh, they didn't say... Oh, okay. Well, 100 million.
Anyway. Oh, sorry! Back to the original one. Okay, sorry, sorry. Oh my gosh, Liddy News
is spiraling way up. Liddy News is spiraling way out of proportion, my bad. My bad.
for synthetic performers like Norwood, studios would have to negotiate with the U-
Yeah, but it's like a merge and ruining still.
Like in the future I feel like they can do it, but right now?
Either way, AI isn't going away.
Okay.
Would you...
If you knew that the movie had like the best plot ever, would you watch it if you know the AI?
This actor and AI filmmaker, Shana, thinks content with performers like Norwood should have their own genre.
Who knows? Maybe down the depths of, of, look, if you're scrolling next time on Netflix, there's like action, there's drama, there's horror,
and then there might be a completely new category, like AI.
Meanwhile, Particle 6's CEO has responded to the backlash.
In a statement, she said Norwood is not the replacement for humans.
Okay, but they mean the AI nobody does?
There's no way to build stories.
Knocked together CELESA CBC News, Toronto.
How are you gonna interact AIWACTA?
I would never be AI. I would never be AI.
Next up, in Litty News.
Sorry for the interruption last time, we spiraled well out of proportion with that one.
What is scarier? The bus ride?
Or the version, this version of the Christmas song?
This video is unavailable. My bad.
A brave man risks his life trying to showcase how bad the secret is habit in the real world
that plastic is so apparent in the current state and how it harms them.
Try not to cry challenge.
in plastic pollution in the dark, and understand how they experience of a turtle swimming in the ocean.
Wait, I don't get it, the lights are on.
It would be more realistic if he did that on his own with the camera turned off,
and actually the lights turned off as well.
It's too performative with the lights on you, right?
Also, turtles can like breathe underwater, right?
Hold on. Can turtles breathe underwater?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Well, we learn something new every day, didn't we?
You need to get rid of the mic arm and just hold it in your hand.
It's thick.
But then I've...
My arm would probably start aching after like 20 minutes of stream.
Why would you want that?
Oh god, this is disturbing.
Paying any attention to this trash only gives it more influence.
F all this AI crap.
Well...
We are on the brink of World War 3.
Perhaps your huge audience and influence could be spent better than giving exposure to fake ads.
Generated by Novanrider's personal AI influencer bot.
No, I disagree. I'm not a role model, okay?
I just will look at the things that I find interesting, you know?
And if I find interesting AI, then I want to look at AI, you know?
I feel like it's hoped to be like, oh, it's not a thing.
Let's just pretend it's not a thing.
Also, guys, look, look, I'm like makeshifting this, right?
I like hooked my wire into my cut-up sleeve
that I made into a choker and like
hoped it run the safety pin again.
HUNBY MAN
Next up, Millie Alcock
Who is Millie Alcock?
Millie Alcock
Suck it up!
Thank you!
Thank you!
We pause the dramatic music really quick to thank you for the fine gift. Thank you!
Be honest, what do you think?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you!
Be honest, what's the longest conversation you've had with Ilydia?
Like an hour?
Why?
Oh, wait, hold on, what do you mean like what's the longest conversation you've had with AI, comma, Ilydia?
Or AI, Ilydia?
Bro, I've talked to chat to BT for days.
I think I'm thoroughly getting close to 3-10,000 hours in chat to be to NGL.
Me and him go way back.
Way back.
Milly, Alka, stars and the upcoming Superman Supergirl movie. Hold on, Supergirl's a thing?
Wait, what?
Wait, this is a real thing. 22 million views two weeks ago. Hold on, is this like massive?
Like massive, massive? Is this Monville?
I mean, I feel most of it.
D.C. Warner Bros. Good job, buddy.
I
Cars around
Wait, she looks familiar. Is she the girl from Game of Thrones?
Let's be honest babe, it's not is that an AI dog a very
high-bar to clear
I didn't know any of you are still alive. What was it like to lose everything in a day?
Are we watching? Like are we what like are you watching the movie?
Not are we watching right now. I would assume you're watching right now.
Otherwise you're like tapping with your eyes closed. Anyway, anyway.
Anyway, I wasn't suggesting that you pay attention.
This does not look like this is going to end well for you guys.
Okay, you got the literally half of the guard.
Do you have a small planet of Pulse 19?
No, it's a pretty small purple tube.
I mean, okay, here's your violet. How are you doing? How was your Christmas go now?
Hope this action start a hype train
Yeah, I feel like that
Christmas was actually such a vibe
That's Christmas in a long hour time.
I don't really know what popped in.
I don't know, it was just so vibey.
It was so vibey.
Went round my mom's,
cuddled Fluffy.
Fluffy jumped up on my lap more
than he jumped up on her lap.
Had some beef Wellington.
Rage basted the fam for like two hours.
Skedaddled off.
I've been watching a streamed watched a DMCA free movie on stream.
Raise bait to chat by watching a DMCA free movie.
I'm like, livid and went to bed with a grin on my face.
And I say, thank you.
As ASU, why am I finding it so hard to read letters?
ASU Max, thank you for the 10 months.
Thank you.
Yeah, bro, it was so yummy.
Also, okay, this movie, I feel like it's like goofy,
Marvel, but I feel like it's not actually Marvel,
it's DC, but like same thing.
But I feel like it's like wholesome.
It's nice.
Personally, I probably wouldn't watch it,
but I really like Ha.
So I feel like maybe I would watch it just for Ha.
Yeah, why didn't they cause me instead am I right?
He sees the good in everyone, then I see the truth.
Okay, well that is epic. Hold on, is this the first Supergirl? Is this controversial
because it's Supergirl? No, yes, no, no, no. No, no. Okay, okay, okay. So it's not controversial.
There are people like, I want to look Supergirl, it's supposed to be Superman. Why are they
adding a woman. Weird it is, it's not controversial. Okay, was it controversial for the first
super girl? And then now people are chill with it. It's a different character. Yeah,
but it has the same logo. How did she, how did she get the same logo as Superman?
Did she like steal the badge? How'd that work? Only adding a girl because the man
exists ll my apologies on the news that is the last time I shall be reading from
the audience apologies next up we have
chat I'm a bit delayed on the news this is my bad do you guys want to
Lydia, you asked if we'd watch you if you started doing Vtube or i, and why answer is no I personally won't.
I come here because you're real and wholesome. That's what I enjoy.
Yeah, I know a lot of people probably wouldn't watch the Vtube bit because I think there's like a...
There's like a... There's different audiences for different things, right?
There's an audience for real people, there's an audience for Vtubers.
I personally am an audience for both.
both honestly I feel like you just need to find the right person and then you
like bridge the gap you know what I mean it's like you find the right person and
then you go from a non-twitch viewer to a twitch viewer you know I mean like I
think for most people it was one person that brought them to the platform.
Good news and great vibe on stream yesterday.
Thank you lad like I am I never used to watch
VTubers back in the day and then I found the right person for me that
was Shy Lily I watched Shy Lily and I was like oh my gosh I really like her
This was like years and years and years ago and now I wish VTuber's because I have originally found one VTuber that I like that like
bridge the gap, you know I mean, so um, yeah
Yeah, guys are you okay with me talking about news that's a little bit out of date?
From now on I really want to do lady news every day because like it's like up-to-date stuff, but then I
I am to the streamer words fan fan talks about cringe in her words of the jokes
about Kaisen at work guys said in I saw fan fan after this happened so so for
anyone that doesn't know fan fan said some jokes at the streamer words like she
She was going around to all of the different audiences and saying jokes to them.
I don't think she wrote the jokes.
She had a writer.
But some of the jokes, people found offensive and people started jeering at her while she
was reading the jokes out.
And they weren't her jokes, I don't think.
But people started jeering and not being very nice because they didn't like the jokes
that were being said.
Oh, my gosh.
I remember I came out the toilet,
because if you guys remember,
I was sat on the toilet for like 20 minutes.
Because that was like a conversation.
So I was like in chat typing this all,
but not that many people were up the story.
Anyways, at the streamer awards,
I went into the toilet,
and then there was like a conversation
like in the cubicles next to me,
and I didn't want to leave.
And then I'd been there too long,
and then I really didn't want to leave
and the girls by the sinks didn't leave
so then I couldn't come out, right?
So I was stuck in the toilet for like 20 minutes
just talking to chat.
And finally I got out of the loo
and I was like, oh my gosh, I can sit in a prophecy, okay?
And so I like woke up the stairs
and I see her, I see Fan Fan, right?
Okay, and she looks like really sad.
And I'm like, oh my gosh,
like you're doing beautiful honey,
like you're doing amazing.
And she was like sad and I was like, what's the matter?
And she was like, oh, just like jarring and stuff.
I didn't have a clue what was going on.
I had no idea what she was up to anymore.
I was like, oh my gosh, you did better than I would ever
do in my entire life.
Like, you girl girl.
But I had no idea what she meant.
Like, I didn't know any of this stuff happened until
like the next day.
But yeah, I saw her off to it and I felt really bad.
Okay, so basically what happened was me, I wrote it.
There was one commenter that was like the whole
cl-
Channel thing was like, she says it was the writers.
No bitch, it was me.
Oh, okay, my bad, it was that, it was that.
Dude?
I did it.
And the reason I did it is because I was thinking
everyone has to be involved, everyone has to be included.
I wanted to make sure that like the whole new community
that is like here for the first time felt included
with like the cringe corny like awards show jokes.
You know what I mean?
So they were like, you know how comedians like they like,
they like say like pushing jokes to people, right?
That's what she was doing.
So they were like, they were like jokes,
like in order to wind people up kind of thing.
Like my understanding with that award shows are like,
they're just like bad like cringe jokes
where you like poke fun at people.
So that was my understanding.
And then I was told about the whole Kai looking like diddy meme,
and I thought it was like an inside joke meme,
like ongoing meme on his channel and in his community.
And so I was like, okay, that should be fine to make.
But then, yeah, but even though it is,
the thing is you have to understand,
which I understood before as well,
but I also re-understand now
is that there are certain people
can make certain jokes that you like imagine if duty came to me and duty was
like I can't even see your eyes you know like that's perfectly fine but then I'm
a stranger to him like I'm a complete stranger you know like Chad if you were
gonna rage bait me with a jerk what would you say if a stranger walks up
like if you if you were like fun fun and you were like writing a jerk what
She says that I would be like
Wait a second. What did you just say?
You know, I'm not gonna live it was a convenience. Okay, two step too many to choose
What do you meet does not too much to say
Harry toes
I'm too lady like tell people to run. I
Would make a Star Wars joke
What?
Hunterist ratio.
Pick me final boss.
Okay.
Yeah, but I'm not a comedian.
That's another thing. I'm not a comedian. I'm just a person.
I'm asking for a rage bit.
Joke is such a pick me girl kind of thing.
I find it crazy how like
Fanfan? How do I say this? How do I say this? I find it crazy how out of everybody it's
fanfan that like, okay, if you want to ask me like a month ago, out of everyone
that you've met who is a streamer, who do you think is gonna get like bullied a
bit on the internet for like saying things out of place? I feel like the
last person I would ever think ever in the whole of life, like people would
I would say that about as fan fan because she's unironically one of the most like person, personable, is that the right word? Like she's one of the most like funny, personable people that I know, you know?
Earlier you mentioned sunscreen as bridge for gap to bring viewers in. You bridged the gap to allow me to watch British Valley girls.
No my...
Thanks Lid. Now let's work on bridging the gap between your teeth. That's my fan fan joke.
Guys, this tooth gap has spawned in.
Yesterday I saw this in the discord.
I saw this in the discord.
Tell me this is edited.
I didn't have a tooth gap like three months ago.
My teeth are moving like tectonic plates, guys, tell me this is a lenses.
They don't look like that. They don't look like that. They don't look like that.
This did not happen on yesterday's stream.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, here's the thing, okay?
I'm gonna get braces, like, I'm gonna get braces.
I've decided I'm getting braces on the inside of my mouth.
Sorry for roasting you, Lid.
I actually think you're very pretty.
Grand Canyon and all.
Why does that sound sarcastic?
Okay, I'm done.
Sorry, less than free.
Grand Canyon and all.
What does that even...
I'm gonna get braces on the insides of my teeth, right?
Okay, which probably means I'm gonna have a list for a while, gosh.
Still the nicest teeth I've seen on a Brit.
I go, oh my God!
But I can't get braces until I go to America.
Because, because like, I can't stop an orthodontist in England.
And then like, an orthodontist in America won't like continue the work.
Do you know what I mean? They want to do that own work, right?
So I have to wait until I go to America to start the process.
Guys, by the time, like this is unironically, unironically spoiled in like three months.
And they were fine! They were completely fine.
I actually don't know what's happening to my mouth. It looks fine on stream.
Like it looks fine on this camera, but like in real life it kinda looks fine.
But on stream you don't really notice, but in real life I'm kinda subconscious of it.
And why not get in Vizaline or something like that so that it won't look that bad on stream fruit think
well
How do we get some of these to enjoy these roasts with in Vizaline out every time and then every time I snack on
Stream then I'll take my in Vizaline out and then you get to seal my gooey saliva go down my face
Anyway, well, I have I have a retina, so um, so I know what in Vizaline is like and yeah
I'd said there anyways, um, so um, you can't see
braces on the inside of your mouth either you just get a bit of a list but
yeah I can't stop that until I go to America you look like this guy
you're working on driving to help you learn to parallel park less than three
Twins
You know some of the most iconic celebrities have a gap like Madonna
Yep
Not a hired comedian. I did the shit as like a favor like I'm not paid just no cool
I don't think you look like your hair is much longer
Like, it's, I'm not a professional hired comedian.
And so it doesn't, it just didn't hit the same.
But I think I can hold it.
Well, Fanfan is way funnier than 999999.
999999999999999999999% of people that I know.
I, yeah.
I didn't even know, I didn't even, I wasn't even that bro!
At least it helps with your semi-the squirrel costume.
It's just going down.
Um, couldn't get out.
stuck. Oh my gosh! Okay!
Continuing with Lady News. Chat, did you know? Split Gate 2 has been re-released. I don't...
I don't want to know why they closed it down. Split Gate 2 has been re-launched. This month
So you're saying Fanfan is funnier than us?
Pee-po sad.
No.
However,
there are two different types of funny, okay?
I haven't put you guys to the test.
Okay, hit me out, hit me out.
Hit me out.
You guys are the funniest people I know.
However,
If you don't have anything funny to say, you can just not type.
So obviously you're gonna be peak, okay?
Because if you can't think of a bang it then you're not gonna say anything.
So it's unfair for me to equate, like, or me to compare, a conversation with someone
to
chatting
because you guys get to think so longer about what you're saying, so I haven't put it to the test.
You see what I mean?
Bro, I'm not calling anyone out. Okay. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, well, you know
Actually, maybe you have to think faster because you have to think the message and also write the message
Well, it's still relevant
But yeah, you can just only put bangers and then not type when you can't think of anything
So it's it's not it's not a I don't know. I can't compare it
Splitgate 2 relaunches this month as splitgate
Arena reload has anyone I asked this like two days ago. Has anyone played it now? I really don't know
I really enjoyed Splitgate, I thought it was really good.
Something got happening on Splitgate actually.
Was it people kept leaving?
I don't know.
Oh!
I remember what kept happening.
Bro, we kept being put in the most insane lobbies ever.
Splitgate is so fun when you're put with people slightly worse than you.
the base
But yeah, we kept on going and always with a really really hard people um I
Still don't know why they took it down though
Today 10 47 games revealed splitgate 2 is relaunching a splitgate arena. We're going to leave like splitgate
No, no feelings about the roasts. Love you lid. Goodbye son. That's crazy. You still rock
Okay, we spoke to the CEO during a conversation he explained to Splicky too as it was at launch
was not yet a finished product.
Okay, I have a question.
Why do games release betas?
Like why?
Like why?
Why is that such a big thing?
Because surely if they just released when they're like 100% happy with it or like
as 100% happy as you can be.
Like they think it's 100% and then they really said
I make some changes.
But like why would you release something
when you're not 100% happy with it?
Because surely that like ruins the hype, no?
Yeah, but it's like free testing,
but it's free testing at the expense of the hype.
Because they're not alphas yet.
Why are you a beta?
Guys, this is not answering my question.
Okay, now first time chat is calling me beta.
Okay, right.
Well, I would like to please click it with you guys
at some point if you're down.
Um, because I'm an alpha, okay?
I'm the alpha head, okay?
I'm the alpha of the pack, and as a result, I will 1v9.
In split, I'm not gonna howl.
Ow!
Sorry, that was actually such a high-pitched howl.
Ow!
Transitioning from physical media to digital downloads has ruined the quality of video games.
Now they can just push a patch.
Now they can just push a patch? Uh, yeah.
Transitioning from physical media to digital...
Yeah, um...
And they know what that means!
Then continuing on!
With living youth!
Pies and up, but they reflection
Struggling with self, out and fright
Oh my gosh I stole this! I stole this!
Hello everybody, I'm currently on my laptop right now
And uh, I appreciate everybody who's been sending me birthday wishes
is my birthday. So I felt like it was a perfect day to be
transparent and honest with you guys. A few days ago, I spent
the first few days of life and how important it is to take
care of yourself. And honestly, for the past few months,
I've been struggling with mental health out of self. His
Christ not streamed since um his mouth, his sub-aslan, doubt
and fright of pursuing goals that I really want to
achieve. And the reason I really been in my head is
because I just wanted to do more.
I've gained to realize that I'm a true creator
and I'm very passionate about creating.
You know, what's the weirdest feeling in the whole universe?
Coming back to streaming,
after taking a little bit of time off,
because the thing is with stream,
it's like you build up slowly, right?
Like you, like, the spot,
it's crazy to just have a few people watching you
and then you build up a more and more people
you more and more people talk, more and more people have opinions, and you kind of like
like take everything on and like get used to like people's opinions, and like lots of different
perspectives being thrown at you, like gradually. And then, and then when you, if you take a bit
of time off, like I'm talking about two weeks plus, then you go back to like normal life,
and you like, and then when you come back, it's like crazy. Obviously for me, crazy good
because I love streaming but like it's so intense because like you like you haven't
been exposed to it for a little while. Those and things that I just want to
achieve and do more of and I would love to show you guys what I've been working on
for the past few months through my more personal page which is Casey3hidden.
I am gonna go private soon on that page so whoever gets in gets in but I
I just want to let you guys know that sometimes it is important to take care of your mental health and honestly, it's been getting better.
Do you think he's ever coming back?
Do you think I snuck quit streaming?
Yes, but out of frustration and fear, I just been in my-
That's great! What do you- bro, that is the most rage-bait thing. He's too rich.
What do you mean?
Why is that a reason to quit streaming?
You don't become a streamer if you don't enjoy streaming.
No one quit streaming because they have enough, like no one's like aww.
Especially because 99% of people that started streaming started streaming and weren't making
money.
Like they started streaming despite not getting money from it.
Started getting money from it.
You didn't even get to send to person.
Because you have money.
It's like so counter that it's hard to explain.
But it's so counter from mindset.
You know?
I've never had this feeling.
Guys, I did not go to prison.
No, I do not think so.
I think you watched an AI article.
but I wanted to be known that I truly want to create and I don't know if I'm
getting mature or I'm just looking at that looking things at a broad point of
view minus one just chatting rival next yet
guys show me when just chatting next yeah yes I am so passionate
Surely, surely out of Kaisenat, Ex-QC, Joe Bartolozzi, Jason Mourine, and Lydia Violet, if Kaisenat was known that list, we would have won.
Yeah!
How about creating a general? And I'm excited to show you guys what's going on.
Stop the play-to-game!
Because of...
Because of...
Yeah!
Surely!
Wait a moment!
Is this your role then?
Perdito, he said that he wanted to go into fashion design.
I don't know.
I find it so interesting
where people get really big on something,
quit, and then get really big on something else.
Like you guys, do you know Joji?
He's like, sad boy, hold on, this guy.
Joji.
The guy that sung this.
Yeehaw just your first nomination there were people with like 5.
I know, I know.
Yeah, Chet did you know that the guy that sung this, I mean he sung like so many banners, he sung this?
He used to be...
He used to be this guy
This is Georgie
You're a stupid fucking bitch get the fuck up off my dick get the fuck up off my dick like please and you're fucking like
How crazy is that like he was like one of the biggest youtubers like ever bro just quit YouTube
The juxtaposition.
What?
Crazy.
Anyways, okay, carry on, carry on.
True.
Creative guide, true.
Ah-ah-ah.
Duri mi faso latido
Okay, today I am Jua Lipa
Sway
Guys, oh my gosh, that was a Reddit post, right?
Okay, sorry, on a random time.
That was a Reddit post, okay, of me being like,
Guys, tomorrow I am Madison Bear, because I was going to try and do my hair like Madison
Bear.
Okay.
But obviously they cut all the context out, so it's just me being like, I'm, I'm Madison
Bear.
Anyways, I was looking like, and then this Reddit post got quite big, okay, and me saying
I'm going to be like Madison Bear.
And then all the comments were like, that was these like grown people, okay.
Having a discussion, comparing me versus Madison Bear, like, no, no, no, that's a discredit
to Madison Bear, though. She's a bombshell. I don't actually meet. Anyway, I'm not going
to hate the engagement on the post. Okay, I'm not suggesting that I'm actually going
You like to leave that, okay?
You tricky to convince that
Hold on let me just get that I
Just I don't know this song hold on let me just get that
Training session okay guys. I don't want to be a hater
But I feel like I
I like Dua Lipa as a person, but it's probably my least favorite music out of like any music ever
However, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest
He's a 10 out of 10, but his favorite artist is Dua Lipa
I don't think I can do it
I'm joking but I'm not a hater like I like her as a person I like her as a person.
It's just personally, it's just personally, not my music okay hold on let me listen to
the song I'll do it nonetheless.
Okay, it's already a cramp in my toe.
I'm just trying to stretch it out.
found the same okay okay yeah yeah we can do that yeah yeah yeah yeah got it now
Can't it be that hot to tell
The difference late at night?
Yeah, I'm making it my ornitha-
Baaah
Is that the compass of your nature?
Or are you tricky cause I'm getting bad?
And baby, I don't need to lie
My black
And white
But if you really want-
You really wanna go bad?
You should know I hate someone to hold me close
Deeper than I've ever known
Who'd want me to rodeo'er
Know that you can take control
When I am so vulnerable
He's staring straight into my soul
Conversation over the word
Got me feeling bad agar
You see
You can't go back
Cause I don't wanna have
To show ya
Is that even gonna let me know ya?
This train doesn't even know me, fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl had it.
I tried to see my lovers in a good light.
Don't wanna do it, just wanna do not ice.
Don't wha- am I all friend then?
Cheat you, how to love me right?
I hope, I hope, it's hit me like it have grown
Somebody with the 10 show
It's just too much you ask
Well, who understands I?
Meet the ones that hold me close
Even then I have an arm
You're gonna love me like a rodeo
What does that mean?
When I'm born in the world
He says in two years straight my soul
Confestation of a lord
Got me feeling bad to go
Oh, somebody, go back
Cause I don't wanna have to show ya
If that ain't for you then let me know
Plus, training isn't over
You think this is slaying? It's your time
Run when you hear the whistle blow
Are you on my team?
Or stuck on the sidelines?
Am I supposed to be speaking this?
Wait for someone you do
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't want to let you go
You see, no, you need someone to hold me close
Deeper than your avenor
Who have a rodeo
No, just how do you take control?
He's fun, I'm mothervoile
You straight sorry at my soul
Conversation overlord
Cause training season's over
At the
Training season's over
Remember that?
Training season's over
Oh, I'm not
Training training training
I'm not sorry cause
Training season's over
Training season's over
At a ton?
You know what? I feel like when you listen to the lyrics, it's actually... it's an alright song.
It's kind of epic. Like I feel like... I get it more now, you know what I mean?
Let's just say don't quit streaming to become a singer.
Okay, well have you know, I wanted to when I was like five for like a week.
And then you know what my mom said?
Don't.
You're all full of singing, okay?
Do you think that was a nice old thing to say?
Okay.
Sorry, let me hold on.
Hold on.
Let me, let me, let me, let me.
And then what do you like?
Let me put Epic DJ Wazzy's playlist on.
Okay, that's better.
Okay, on that note, I have some pointers.
If you want to make someone like you do not under any circumstance, try and sing
for them? What do you mean Bruce? You can be so wholesome. Okay, what about if I sang
like this? Trying to regurgitate the 10 songs that I know the lyrics of. And by 10 I mean
three. Okay, what about if I sign like this? Hold on, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold,
The moon's too bright, the chain's too tight, the beast won't go to sleep tonight.
Oh, then I feel like I'm doing this on you.
Wait, um, I have how that your beauty, I have cool teeth, baby.
Guys, this is Michael Buble, by the way, okay?
It's a pretty, it's not actually supposed to be creepy.
um because i am your man
i mean okay if i was actually you know like
trying i would practice the mic as well i like to envision de laura sumbridge holding floofy on
her lap. I'm not doing a mom face reveal. Hold on, hold on, you think my mom looks like
Dolores? Dolores? Can we do chat karaoke like how you do the debate streams? Hold on. Bro, what?
This is how you imagine my mom?
Okay, she does not look like that.
A British-looking mom.
No method at all. I have not got a Patreon.
If you were about to give money to someone with a Patreon,
I just, they have zero followers and they are saying,
hey, fan, please give me money on my Patreon.
I just want you to know that it's not me.
I repeat, not me.
Okay.
If they are using hot, hot, wet emoji,
okay, it's not me, bro.
It's not me.
Please don't do that.
Does your mom dress exclusively?
Okay, I'm not gonna do a mom face reveal
to prove that she doesn't look like Dolores.
Okay, my mom looks like me.
But imagine my eyes were bigger and green.
And more wrinkles, sorry, but that's mean.
Sorry, but that's mean. I don't mean like that, but I just mean like obviously she has like okay
Sorry, that's mean. No, I don't mean like
She's like okay, I think about like not that many wrinkles like a good amount of like not very many wrinkles
But like more wrinkles than me, okay
Obviously more than me, but like she looks a lot like me. Doesn't Elores look like she would have a dog like Fluffy
I don't mean it!
She looks like me
but
bigger eyes
green eyes and
And let's say she looks 40. She's 60 by the way, so she looks like she looks 40, okay?
That's what she looks like. Anyway. I know I'm crazy. Okay, sir. Okay.
This is your last chance! I repeat, your last chance! Two days! Two days! Oh, in a bit, not yet. I'm actually really vibing with this.
But in a bit, okay, we have anonymous viewer confessions. If you would like to confess your sins anonymously and see if you will be forgiven by myself and Judge Chet,
Please submit your anonymous confessions to the link that you see pinned to the top of chat now.
The link pinned to the top of chat. Or go exclamation mark confess in chat.
It is anonymous. No one can see your submissions.
Okay.
Anyway, sorry for the sidetrack there.
Back on topic.
When Chaz is, take that yearly shower.
This is not England.
This is whereas I know this is not England.
English people don't... like how can you just tell that like these people are not American?
But you can just tell.
But then I was taking the bell.
Wait hold on, are they actually American?
Wait.
Bro, how can I see where they're from?
Driving up, wait hold on, who drives on the left side?
Americans!
Right?
Interesting.
Oh!
Moving swiftly onwards.
Moving swiftly onwards.
Moving swiftly onwards.
That was my all stream plan by the way from a long time ago.
long time ago. I have not used that in a long time. They will have nothing doxed. Nothing
Nothing, Docs. Okay, moving on with... moving on with... um... let me close that... um...
How big is Texas, actually?
Oh my gosh, wait, this stuff is actually crazy, okay.
Most people don't realize how big Texas is compared to, say, California, shown here in
its actual size.
The custom all New York state is.
And if you're surprised, the entire UK fits easily inside.
Pro New York is tiny.
Hi, Texas.
It just shows you how much map projections destroy Texas.
Here's Russia, which-
What?
Wait, that's not Russia.
Russia's massive.
if you look at it
wait I'm so confused that is not Russia this is fake
just to confirm that that's not real right Russia's massive
live in Austin
Russia is not a third of the size of Texas
Houston you could probably see from your backyard
good ol' Canada fit that in the corner right
we don't do fake news
on little news ok that was a test
That was a test.
And I wanted to see who would fool for the bait.
Good job that you didn't fool for the bait.
Moving on with family offers $225,000 for someone to raise their baby as an English gentleman.
That would be so research.
So that should we do?
Hang on, so there's an American family and they want to give their baby to an English
family to raise?
A family in London is offering £180,000 per year for a private tutor to teach one of
that one-year-old son to become an English gentleman.
The unusual listing reported by BBC was posted through the Chuta's International and called
for an extraordinary and experienced Chuta.
Kola told it, wait, hold on, wait, why so much, though?
Okay.
BBC, their family didn't want to wait any longer after realizing their first child
had already absorbed really subtle nonverbal cues from their surroundings.
for what literally what's that even mean the family now plans to bring a
British tutor okay but like there's lots of British tutors why why why is it
okay a British tutor with the received pronunciation ideally someone who
attends in the link why don't they just like send their kid to school
Surely that's like cheaper.
You can go to a hella good private school for like a tenth of that, you know, and it
probably turned out to be an English gentleman, you know.
Um, hold on, ideally, someone who attended elite schools and can influence the child
via osmosis.
What?
Coolest grab the search as far-sighted and progressive, saying that you do would naturally
pass on British traits with a- I'm so confused!
That English!
Why are they trying to pass on English traits?
What does this even mean?
Okay.
Um, naturally pass on British traits without consciously trying.
Chat, do I have British traits?
Lydia, weird.
I don't think this is normally...
Oh, they're dumb!
Thank you for 30 months!
Applicants are also expected to have interest in horse riding, skiing, art, music, and
ensure the child is pony riding and picking up an instrument by the age of three.
Why?
Like, why though?
The family told agencies the cost is not relevant in that pursuit of British refinement.
Should we apply? That would be so content.
That would be so content.
Oh my gosh, livestreaming being a British tutor.
Yeah, but you have to have the pedigree and credentials of the highest quality.
We can- okay, hold on buddy, what are you implying right now?
We can do that!
What do you mean I'm not demure like that? Okay, this is the interview you're the parents
Hold on hold on
British
T
music
You ready?
Hello, so nice to meet you, madam.
I'm so privileged to be in this interview with you.
Thank you so much for considering me for this application.
I really appreciate it.
So, let's start.
Test to see if you're a real Brit.
Do you know how to properly eat a banana with a knife and fork?
Yes, I, of course, can eat a banana with a knife and fork,
of course, and I will be helping to teach your son
and hopefully any future children you have.
Also, all of the refined skills, you know.
I actually myself had Elocution lessons as a child
and I am the highest level
that you can possibly play in the flute.
Yes, the flute.
Yes, the flute.
Yes, any questions that you would like?
I would just, I would appreciate this job so much
and want everything to be as transparent as possible.
I am an open book.
The pigtails, oh, well, personally,
I think they add a anguish charm to the experience.
However, if you do not want me to add pigtails anymore,
then I am more than happy to have whatever hair style
that you would like.
What is the correct amount of sugar cubes
new world great tea well personally I prefer herbal tea I have a chamomile tea
every single night before bed however it's completely up to you that's
subjective if you want your children to be as healthy and as peak performance as
possible then no sugar tubes they're not actually going to be allowed sugar
apart from maybe on the best day they can have one sugar
the shoelace around your neck must be proud of right oh Gucci actually thank
Thank you so much for noticing it's the um it's the newest season um yes Gucci um Gucci
on my neck pigtails in my hair um something like that um you'd be like the tutor from
parasite no I wouldn't be the tutor from parasite um nothing like that um don't worry
you have not got any. Can you say bottle of water in an English accent?
Bottle of water. Cought English accent.
Yes, I do have an English accent. I was born and raised in England, in a small town actually.
However, I've also travelled the world many times. I went to Australia for a year, part of the Commonwealth.
Commonwealth by our King King and King of Australia as well gas yes any other
questions or have I have I got the job I've got the job actually King Charles and
I were buddies buddies why would you say no um would you like me to answer
any more questions you know a good fan of Paddy Pimbalit can you teach our
child to speak scouse?
I can do whatever you want me to do.
Can you say I'll have you know?
Within reason I'll have you know, I'll have you know, um, oh, trust me buddy.
Oh, sorry, I mean trust me, Sarah and Mom, what do you mean I am too poor?
What do you mean by that, okay?
I will flex on young little kids all day if you want.
I will flex on them, I will make them feel insecure and inadequate, okay?
That's not, but I won't do that because that was actually a test back to see what you would
say and you are extremely good parents, you're extremely good parents.
Okay, well, when do I start?
When do I start?
W-W, oh my gosh, we should actually apply to this job.
This will be so content.
And then we can turn him into a refined gentlemen Twitch streamer.
uh
Brute child labor at the age of like they said he was five right at the age of five
Trust me trust me trust me
I've got it all planned out
Being a british tyrant i'm subject to an immense amount of torment from the foreign lands so i've
You can start when your teeth aren't tectonic plate scutum
I thought I'd try and depict how you utter aliens think we seem to live.
So this is a day of how the world views Britain.
So you wake up to your custom cuckoo clock that has the Queen erect out of the wood wielding.
I have never had a cuckoo clock in my life.
However, in my life, however, my mom has a grandfather clock.
Do you guys even know what that is?
Do you know what a grandfather clock is?
It's so annoying. It's so annoying. Grandfather clock. One of these, right? Okay. In the hallway,
right? Okay. It's like right by the front door. Bro, every single hour it dings with
how many hours it is, okay?
So bro, you best know, if you're not sleeping,
you know the time, and you know how long
you're lying in bed for, okay?
And I don't like to tell myself this,
but I have really bad insomnia, right, okay?
So I would just lie in bed, and I'll hear,
ding, and then two hours later I'll hear.
Here's a grand 12 o'clock.
I'm no expert when it comes to these,
but what I do know is that there's a lot
of delicate items.
It's a delicate piece of junk.
The grandfather clocks let us know that I'm 24 by 7.
Can I send to a video of Rogue dropping Cap off the map with her kit for you to react?
If a house has a grandfather clock, that means it's haunted.
I've seen the movies.
It's soor goshed on loud.
Okay, mine isn't quite that loud, but like, whoa, every single hour it dings.
So, um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess that is an English thing.
But you know, I don't know if that many people in the grandfather clock should be
fair.
Being a sword, calling you such a good boy for what?
Every half hour, I think hours was every hour.
Aking up to another glorious day of glo-
Well, I would never personally have one, so-
Oh, my bloody brilliant, huh?
He mutters.
Tori even sits up, he slams the tea alarm off, the kettle that's runoff.
I have tea every morning, and look what I got as a result.
Almost minus two fingers burnt off to the steam, because the top of my kettle fell off.
You know what, honestly, I don't want to complain, because I was so lucky.
Like, I was so lucky.
I was, okay, so I was pouring, like, pouring my tea, okay.
I didn't have enough tea in the kettle, so I went up and up and up, okay?
The lip falls off, the steam flies out, burns my two fingers, and I reflex, like, flick the
kettle across the room.
Like in hindsight, I feel like I could have gone a lot worse, you know, because like,
I did like throw my kettle, sorry.
An automatic timer next to-
Because it hurts!
It hurts so much!
Because hydration-
And then I forgot you- you need to run them under cold water.
come before consciousness and of course as he sits up he cracks open his bedroom
window to let in a gust of fresh legally mandated morning misery. The neighbor
across the street is already mowing his lawn aggressively while muttering about
taxes. It's fine. We don't have lawns where I'm from.
I'm 47 a.m. and he's trimming the balls of the earth. He yawns in the
Queen's English because everyone here in the UK speaks like they're auditioning
to document the sex life of a rare bird, the room like the rest of the-
What was that David Attenborough? I love David Attenborough!
The nation is an elegant shade of grey, as if someone set the country's Nvidia digital
vibrancy setting to post-divorce. He heads to the bathroom, grabs his barbed wire
toothbrush, and proceeds-
You know what? That's actually kind of true. Like, I feel like England is a lot
less green than others. Like, the green plants in England are not as green as the
green plants in other places.
squeeze a nice lump of marmite on it. He brushes away gracefully. Can't go wrong. He says while
the marmite burns a layer of aggression onto his tongue, the barbed wire knights his gums
down to their very core.
As-
This- it's really not that bad to be English. It's really not that bad.
He then washes it all down with a tea. Just another Tuesday for our pal Rufus, as
he wipes his mouth with a-
This is also not what my bathroom looks like by the way, okay?
I have done a bathroom reveal before.
It is not like this.
Also, Stiffa could be used to breach castle walls.
It's actually really nice and has fairy lights in the bath.
I bath with my fairy lights in the bath.
Glance is at his reflection and gives himself the traditional British pep talk.
Could be worse.
Jobs are good in.
Right, oh, old chap.
But not a single person out of his Britannic bubble has a f***ing clue what he's going on about.
He makes his way over to the next checkpoint, the shower.
He steps in, grabs a cup of tea, a spot of tea, brevin it sure.
Has CX just been waiting to send me this video?
One pit squeezes a salt and vinegar shower gel onto it, and proceeds to caress his pits and chest,
like he's just spent a night in the streets of Paris.
Hi, G-
Yeah.
Because we like to wash, is that-
We're getting bullied for like robbing our bodies. That's underwear. You know what I mean?
Lidia, about the grandfather's clock, did you know it's actually an iconic NASCAR trophy
awarded to race winners in Martinsville Speedway since 1964?
Oh. No, I didn't know that. I don't think my mom won any races. She just drives around
in her cooga.
meant now unlocked it's actually hold on is cougar kind of I don't know if cougar is a type of car
or if she just cools at the cougar it is a car right another cup of tea he opens the fridge i don't
know even way she cools at the cougar it generalize no more bottles of water is that genuinely the
only joke you american knobheads have it's like a british person saying well at least when i went
went to school it wasn't like playing a game of search and destroy on nuketown
it's just, not that good
he puts on his shorts a dressing gown and some ve-
i have that dressing gown
vintage suede loafers and heads outside into the relentless british rain
stands in a 40 pose and just-
look how nice the citizens of livipool are
excuse me?
you object-
why do british people dress up with a suit and tie when they go hunting?
I don't know. I have never been hunting. What are you doing?
POV, objectify a woman in front of me. Have you just sexualized her in front of me?
Why? What are you doing? No, stop stalking me and explain to me. Why have you decided
I had to objectify her.
Wait, that's serious!
Why?
Chow, why does he sound like one of my PE teacher?
What do you mean? What do you mean she's fake? What do you mean?
Chow, get from now on first.
She's more than just a look, you know?
She's more than just a body.
She's got eyes. She's got feelings.
She's got her personality.
Oh my gosh, Brooke, this is what all of my teachers sounded like.
You've just started looking at her, holding her up, do you think she likes that?
Do you think she wants that? Do you think? Do you think?
P-O-V, you ask for a pencil because you forgot your pencil case.
But like, they're talking about pencils instead.
I think that's okay. I think that's acceptable.
Literally everything I want in my teacher.
Because it's not.
I want you to apologise to her now.
And I want you to mean it.
Love it!
B.O.B.
Libby's TikTok. Oh my gosh!
Okay, can I have it?
What do you think about the following statement?
Okay, so um...
My 13 week old kitten
is looking at her stream like a snack.
When I was talking to...
Okay, so when I was on
my thing that I cannot talk about
because it was NDA, okay?
Which you guys will find out
very soon. Okay. I was having a conversation with this guy. Okay. And I was like, yeah,
London's getting really rough, right? And he was like, yeah, London is getting really
rough. Okay. And he was like, you know, a few like, or like six months ago, okay,
I saw these like two guys, or like this guy steal this girl's phone, right? Obviously
tank the story with a pinch of salt because I don't know if it's true and he could have
been exaggerating. But um, he was like, yeah, I saw this guy steal a phone from a girl. Okay.
So I ran up to him and pushed him and said, give it back to her. And then two of his
friends came around and beat me up. So ever since then whenever a girl has been harassed,
I've just ignored it.
Crazy. Okay.
On multiple levels.
Crazy.
Anyways, I can't really know where I was going with that story.
But like.
Yeah, I literally have no idea where I was going with that story.
But London, by the way.
OK, I have a question.
If that happened to you, like if you
saw a girl get her phone stolen and like shout would you would you try and get it back for her?
And then if that happened apparently he was like with his girlfriend and he was like trying to show
off and then he got beat up so um I would have stole her purse myself.
Showing off is fine okay okay so we throw a lady into the mix okay so so you're
with you're with your new shorty and your shorty's like wait that girl just
had her phone stolen? Are you more likely to help them? Too many variables. I would film
it and post it on TikTok. Honestly, not even that bad of an answer, because then like, you're
incriminating the people that stole the phone. Yes, you happen to also be getting clout as
a by-product but you didn't do it for cloud. You did it to help the girl out.
Yep. Yep.
Cat and dog give each other massages.
Hold on a sec.
Sorry.
Gone wrong!
Wait, hold on, what happened?
What?
What are you trying to do?
Anyway!
Okay, well, uh...
Mmm...
What order would you like to do?
Mmm, okay, chat, would you like to watch?
Oh, I have some cozy Christmas stuff.
I have some co...
Okay, okay, would you like to continue with Lady News?
I have some cozy Christmas stuff.
And I have Christmas confessions.
Which order would you like to do stuff in?
Yeah?
Wait, yes, what?
Yes, what?
What would you want to end stream?
Oh, yeah, I guess I also have end stream as an option.
That will happen at some point.
Yes, the news is new.
Yes.
Yes.
OK, OK, hold on.
OK, one more news.
Oh, I want the Christmas news.
Um...
Tertle vs. Rabbit Race, who wins?
But what do you mean who wins?
We don't say no hi!
Oh my gosh!
Wait, this is actually happening!
Wait, it's actually happening!
This whole time!
Whoa!
The final one!
What? Wait, no, that's crazy.
Okay, but like, what are the... like, okay, but like...
Okay, hypothetically, if you did that a thousand times, how many times is the title winning?
More or less than the rabbit.
Wait, that's actually a crazy metaphorical for life.
Motivation versus discipline.
If you start, Sigma edit.
Okay, wait, hold on.
What got voted on Christmas, Christmas confessions, or cozy Christmas videos?
Well, which one first? One for Christmas, cozy time, two for Christmas confessions.
24 hour leak of legend stream was not an option by the way okay um
hold on
can i just
can i just balance some breathsticks
i'll be like
i'll be like really quick
hmm
one sec give me okay these are really long okay give me one second I'm just gonna I'm
I'm just going to shot some bread sets.
Two point five seconds ago. Nowadays, if you are served-
The absolute nightmare of online spoilers.
As much as a single day late to seeing something, I guarantee you some dickhead is going to be covering your entire fee with blurry cam footage of Supergirl.
Two point-
That's going to be me. I'm going to spur everything for you always.
Five seconds after the premiere. I can always tell when a new game just-
Ted, if you haven't watched Game of Thrones by now, beware.
out because my youtube homepage turns into a freaking minefield of those endless old
bosses and ending videos.
It comes from some dude speedrunning the shit out of the new Donkey Kong Day 1 so we can
cram every single frame of the game into a single thumbnail before any other person has
even finished downloading it yet.
Like, how the fuck is your unemployed ass able to play out through a 60 hour game the
day it comes out just to ruin it for other people?
Like, genuinely, how is that even possible?
And it's not just Cloud Chases on Twitter you gotta watch out for.
No-
Spoiled in your Sydney, sweetie movie.
Okay.
In the new Sydney Sweeney movie, what happens is, Sydney Sweeney does some inappropriate
things.
But where is safe from spoilers these days?
Even Dua Lingo was posting Jujutsu Kaisen spoilers.
Like even if you went outside to touch some grass, you can go into marble with thunderbolts
blind.
them and get spoiled by the poster of the movie. We're at a point where like if you're
invested in literally anything you are expected to like drop whatever you're doing and quit
your job to plant your ass in front of the TV so you don't end up like me who didn't
realize that waiting five days to watch the new episode of The Denseable would mean that
the official Amazon YouTube channel was gonna be posting about how Rex fucking dies.
I don't understand, I feel like I'm just not in this era of the internet. You know
what I mean? But I feel like I'm the kinda guy. No, like I just fall upon like
something on Netflix that was like hype three years ago but I just didn't hear
that it was hype. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm never like a liter stuff.
Before his body was even cold yet. But like how was I supposed to have time to
watch it when I was too busy? I'm not showing proof that I'm a man.
Super convenient doctor's appointments for the sponsor of this video is off job.
Guys I gotta be honest I'm getting old scary receptionist pinnings
Without having to rot in a waiting room for the rest of your life
So don't be like me and let your spine deteriorate because you're the world's most socially in at 24 year old
Go to ZockDoc.com slash Diamondbolt or check the link all time and end up ruining about 15 movies
I haven't seen yet because I'm a dumb ass that's on me, okay?
Is the guess at the point where there's some stuff that's iconic enough to have been absorbed
Bro, I think this is only one time speed. This is only one more speed!
Does anyone else want to turn it to 0.75 because they can't process what's going on?
What?
Into like the greater public consciousness
Which is why not even the video
Is using my pen to save from ruining my ability to watch the 6th sense for the rest of my life
I think a week is like fair game, okay?
I found an article that says
Is it ever okay to cheat?
Is it ever okay to cheat?
No
When you say was
The last Superman movie was amazing.
That's my Christmas present to chat.
Sydney Sweeney is in the sequel as Supergirl.
Mmm, my Jesus, wait what?
Okay, is it Evergate to Cheat?
Yes, yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
oh, whoa, whoa, there's so many yeses.
Whoa, oh yes, all right,
let me change back to super,
hold on, one tense.
Wait, why is there so many yeses?
You know what's so crazy, I don't call it cyber often, so I don't stumble upon these situations
very much.
I just dropped all of my bloodstakes.
That's it, I'm still here.
You know what's so crazy, so many of my friends have been told by guys, like when they're
like out at night and stuff, like they've been told by men,
wow, if I was single, I would totally take you home right now.
take you home right now.
I was going to say, and then people ask me why I optionally choose to be single, but that
sounds like it can be misinterpreted if I say that.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, but it's not okay
No, but if if they
Is it ever okay to cheat
No, not in any circumstance, what's cheating so you lie about what you're doing I
I feel like I've really like 99 out of 100 people are gonna say no
Surely where you are what your feelings are you letting your partner feel like they mean nothing to you
What do you constitute is cheating we're buying on somebody else for something that we exclusively rely on each other for to me
It's emotional cheating. It can be physical
I think it's women want what they can't have so that is a pickup line of you are single
You can't say women won.
If you're not a woman.
Shamba rather like the emotion behind it.
Commenting on girls' pictures on Instagram, you know like a hard eyes or something.
Or are you commenting on other girls' pictures?
You're supposed to be commenting on mine.
Is it ever okay to cheat?
No.
I think cheating whether it's like micro-cheating or like cheating-cheating.
Micro-cheating?
Micro-cheating is like a hot cake thinking about another girl is cheating.
Follow too many girls on Instagram!
Read me! Read me!
Are you looking at your husband over there?
It's just let's see you are supposed to say if you are single not if I was single.
I don't consider what I think.
Relationship had ended, we weren't communicating anymore, so I continued talking to somebody
else and I guess their feelings were still hurt.
One of my exes would say that I cheated.
What did you do?
encounter with a mutual friend while we were both incredibly intoxicated and I
don't consider incredible intoxication to be consensual so I don't think I cheated
but she thinks that I cheated. Okay am I crazy for saying that I feel like if
you're really intoxicated then you're more likely to do things that you want
to do. Like if you get really drunk and you're first orders I want to text
You're probably not gonna text someone that you don't that like you don't want to text so
But you're just more likely to do it right to be consensual, so I don't think I cheated but she thinks that I cheated
These are 10s. He only watches other girls on
Kissing I think like a kiss you could definitely forgive anything kissing and beyond
It's like a kiss is nothing.
I just kissed another girl, and like seeing how it affected my partner at the time, I
would never do it again.
Some girl.
Great.
He's learning.
Cultures just kiss as like-
W Lana.
Greeting or goodbye.
Guys, I didn't realize.
So, wait, I'm, you know, dimmering.
You didn't you might not have seen the demise
I'm cheating just cheating. I think it's like you let some girl kiss you when you fuck a girl. I'm not gonna care
I'm gonna leave you either way. Would you stay with someone who cheated on you? No, I have too much self-respect
What if they got really drunk and they kissed someone for the men and nothing?
Um maybe if I'm so confused I don't understand how being drunk affects anything at all
drinking excalpates all crimes of infidelity
no it makes it worse like I feel like I am or it would be worse if they did it
when they were drunk because then it's like they've been wanting to do it that
whole time but then they needed like they needed their like mental brain
capacity to be lower, to be able to make the move that they wanted to do.
We were like six months to a year into the relationship.
I would accept that if we were married, I'd probably...
Like, it shouldn't be willpower not to cheat.
It should be like not wanting to cheat.
Accept it.
Is it ever okay to cheat?
No.
No.
No.
Like, you don't want to be with someone that wants to cheat.
But it's like, don't worry, babe.
However much I want to make out with this girl,
I'm not going to.
However much I want to message your best friend Bethany and tell her how beautiful she is. I'm not going to
Because I'm good
But I really want it to you
But I won't never ever
No, no, I don't think it is.
Under any circumstance
Probably not
No, you hesitated. Um, I understand why people cheat. I think typically people are not satisfied with
Their current situation why do you keep? I felt lonely even with a partner. I didn't understand that then why don't you break up with like
If you hate your partner that much
That you would cheat on them then why are you with your partner? It was even possible to feel lonely with a partner
I think I just wasn't getting enough attention from the person I was seeing
It's fine to cheat, right?
Well, I say that as a cheater, like, no.
Why did you cheat?
They were ultimately going to leave me anyway, and I wasn't, like, worthy of it, so I needed
something to, like, fall back on, so I could pretend like, oh, it doesn't hurt.
Do you regret it?
Um, yeah, every single day, like.
But when did the relationship have ended anyways?
Um, we're actually, they, we're still together, so...
Would you stay with someone who...
What?!
I tried.
What?
I could plan that this-
She thinks same to the relation.
What?
Just the person I was going to be with.
I was terrified of like what life would look like without this.
And it ended up being like three more years of hell.
Is it ever okay to cheat?
No.
Not for me.
No.
You didn't say that right away.
I'm trying to think of edge cases.
If there were some kind of situation set up with an agreed hall pass.
What did they have?
Yawna
Cool pauses
like
Yeah
Like like I find you attractive like as my boyfriend, but like
Tim we want the name Timothy shall we make that effect with Shakira
I think we might be able to stay together.
Why?
Well, I was thinking, like, if I had sex with Michael B. Jordan,
then I feel like I'd want them to be okay with it.
Ha ha ha.
Is it ever okay to cheat?
No. No. No.
I've never been in a great baby boy.
I've never been in a great baby boy.
I just really love someone you would never cheat.
If you, like, have the desire to cheat,
like, at that point, you're pretty much done with the relationship.
I feel like you should always at least communicate,
like, if you want to end it before.
Try an open relationship or something.
I think there's so many avenues before you can cheat.
Is it ever a cheat or cheat?
If she goes to the male cashier, it's cheating.
Why is she going to a cashier, though?
The self-checkout.
Suss.
Nassan, have I done it yet?
Shocking!
Shocking!
I don't know how to end the relationship.
I only told him I cheated to make him not
want to be with me anymore.
If you want to go have sex with someone,
talk about it, and then if they're not comfortable with that, then break up.
It's pretty simple.
It's easy to just say words and say, I want to be with this other person.
At the same time, it's very hard to do that.
It's easier just to fuck somebody.
It's okay to cheat sometimes because I think sometimes people can't get out of relationships.
Well, why not just like the other person before you change?
Super easy to say, but we can't always do that.
Like, what if you're stuck or you feel stuck or you're being abused or manipulated or just you feel like that might be the only option to make that.
Openly, what?
Person.
Sorry, I feel like I'm just being rated that sometimes people are stuck in really fucked up relationships.
I tell like my mom that if she cheats on my dad, I'd be okay with it.
Why?
If you lay eyes out, think about other people or breath the air from other people, it's cheating.
Unrealistic Hypothetical
People who cheat suffer from cowardice and possibly lack of moral fiber.
They might get off on cuckolding their partner.
Unrealistic Hypothetical for me to cheat would require two people liking me
And I'm stuck here with fear or sag above.
Dad, have you ever been cheated on?
I have not. Well, not that I know of.
I have been jealous of people that my partners have been around.
I'd say there's like suspicion, but like nothing concrete.
Have you been cheated on?
I've been cheated on, yeah, or kind of lied to.
What was the line?
That she wasn't talking to her ex.
My ex was actually in love with his ex during like most of our relationship.
I guess that's sort of cheating.
Did you know about it?
Um, I found out after we had broken up, so it was just like,
fuck you again.
Is it ever okay to cheat?
I'm laughing because I recently got cheated on.
He hooked up with someone.
To my-
At least they have an X down.
Okay, everybody's in.
Okay.
Would you rather-
Okay.
Would you rather-
have always been single or have not been single. But then like for every time you haven't been single
then you've probably had a breakup which is like bad. I was standing it was like two nights
when I was asleep. Did you stay with him? Yeah. What do you mean? That's a fair enough question.
Okay, say you're 30 and you're single. Would you have rather had relationships or not had
relationships? We're in couples counseling, we're working on a hit. Because for every relationship
you had, you lost someone. As opposed to not having had them, you didn't lose them.
Have you cheated or been cheated on? I hate that question. It's not cheating unless
you get caught the same way as if you're speaking.
Oh my gosh!
The thrill feels good. I'm just a simple man.
If you really want to cheat, go to Japan.
If you hire an escort, they don't consider it as cheating.
What?
Get a Cheated Reblows.
Zero tolerance on cheaters or people that cheat.
Don't listen to that last BTS chat.
I do not think that's true.
I don't think you like it on I have been cheated on I guess I wasn't as confident as I thought because I was like
Let me look at the phone. Pinder is on the phone. So you don't think it's got that's like next level
It happened to you I guess but it also is super common. So why would I think that it wouldn't happen?
Why does it happen so much? I definitely don't feel like monogamy is
It is natural for me and non-monogamous relationships
It feels a lot easier and more comfortable being open with my partner about our desires and not lying to each other
Would you stay with someone who cheated on you?
White monster
I don't know. I guess it would depend on the circumstance. Life is really messy
Depends on how long it's been going on
My girlfriend's died a long time ago so I am still single
I'm still single
Fun? How I find out? Probably matters
It's absolutely true
You know that.
He's a gaffer.
Just search for street interviews in Japan on cheating.
Okay, chat.
Your partner goes to Japan and I have a nice score.
Does that count as cheating for you?
So if he makes a mistake, I know that people make mistakes and they can just recover from
that.
You're madly in love with someone.
You've been with them for a while.
Do you care about that?
There are enough then.
There are some more.
I don't think I could.
I think my trust would be really shattered afterwards.
I can't, because not the same trust, not the same bond,
is a different person.
When you look at that person and they're not seeing you, no.
I mean, if there's no trust,
then what is there in a relationship?
I have like a zero tolerance policy,
no emotional cheating, no physical cheating.
So you'd leave him if he was talking to someone.
Yeah, if he found himself feeling the need
to turn his phone over when someone
just texted him something,
game over sorry for a random sidenote but like this is the love of my life
like I love Christmas because he's always in the corner like I want to say
no I wouldn't want to I don't know like throw away like 50% of the time I'm
just looking at bird right like all the years like in high school no if you're
married yes yes he is my brother oh he's the best brother um no no would you
stay with someone who cheated on you um yeah I'm pretty forgiving but it's not
okay to cheat no but if if they okay but if you tell someone that you're okay
with them if you're if you tell someone that you would be okay with them
I'm cheating on you.
Could actually express that they are so...
If they are single, it's a 1v20.
If they are married, it's a 1v1.
Marry!
Also, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Right.
Marry.
And they can find fault in what they did and understand that they hurt someone and
that they need to build that trust back.
Then yeah, I think you should give people a second chance.
I would stay with them because I have attachment issues and it can be hard for me to move
on from a person even when they've hurt me. Like you don't get a pass, but if you cheat
and then you come back and you're like, here's how this happened, here's what I learned from
it, then we can, yeah, we can work. Here's what I learned from cheating on you.
Hey, talking. It would take a lot of talking. If someone-
My bad. But I learned that it was bad. So it probably won't happen again.
it on you would you stay with them oh yeah I have oh someone cheater on me for
an extremely long amount of time and didn't tell me that I found out and it
was a lot of like did stay with them we dated for like another year after the
cheating oh cuz he lied and told me that it wasn't true and I just wanted to
believe it. It won't happen again that it was, didn't mean anything.
Did it happen again? Yeah.
Would you stay with someone who cheated on you? Like I would like to say that I wouldn't
because I'm like a strong independent woman but I've definitely stayed with men
that have been unfaithful to me. Why?
Because I was really... She's acting like it's multiple.
She's comfortable and probably just like...
What if you find your e-kitten playing with a much higher elo-driven player?
Chat PRV
PRV
Your e-kitten's like, sorry I can't play tonight
I wanna play with chat
I'm just having a bad day
And we're just more likely to win more games if I play with him
Like I'm just not in the mood for losing games no offense
offense I want to play with him and said what do you do like it's not you
you're just like a worst player what do you do I threw the rest of my
I brought six in the bin because like they kind of got a bit of
salmonella on them.
Should I take them out the bin and risk it?
Sleep.
The only thing that lets me.
I just, you know, I've got a big fat chicken in the fridge, but I ate like I gouged out all of the stuffing from
his insides and
And so it's just protein and you know when like you're hungry, but like you're not in the mood for protein
Actually men probably don't relate but like as a growth up in this world, okay
I don't really feel like protein 19 times another sign. So I'm gonna risk it with the
carbohydrate breadsticks
Good video.
Mis-clicked my bad. Now I lost it.
I hired a fat person-
Wait, that didn't mean!
Chat, do you mean to watch or is this okay?
I hired a fat person trainer.
I'm actually watching this video as I'm gouging out the breadsticks from the bin, okay?
This personal trainer charges £50 for a session. What do you think of this?
You see, when you think of a personal trainer, I assume you're imagining big muscles, throne dabs.
You know, just a person who's in great shape. This is probably not what you imagine.
But nowadays, while I'm through social media, I see people who aren't necessarily in the best shape, being personal trainers and giving out advice.
Hi, I'm Roy. I am a fat personal trainer.
Hi, I'm Miss Carrie. I'm a personal trainer.
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Are you still watching this guy?
Wait, hold on. He's...
I swear I'm not going insane.
He was in the year above me at school. Not my school, but a school in England, okay?
And he used to be a study YouTuber. Again, maybe I'm completely getting it wrong, but I swear.
He was like a study YouTuber, right? Okay. And then, and then, yeah, yeah, okay.
Oh my gosh. And he got like all nine's at like, um, at GCSE, okay? Like the year, the year before me.
And I was like, oh my gosh. Like that's a possible thing to do.
And I wish every single one of his videos were here because he used to be a study YouTuber.
And then, like, like, um, like his house tour got recommended, like, uh, to me, like, like a year ago, and I was like, oh my gosh, I completely forgot.
I used to watch this, like, study YouTuber guy, okay?
Bruce become a gym influencer and deleted all of his study videos.
What's so random? Anyways.
So leave it in the back.
Such a throwback.
Shady.
Like, Bruce, what do we watch you on the screen, by the way?
But, um, Bruce, Bruce deleted all of his study YouTube videos.
You know, it's like you're a study YouTuber.
I've been given out advice.
Hi, I'm Roy. I am a fat personal trainer.
Hi, I'm Miss Carrie. I'm a personal trainer and a powerlifter.
And this is what my body looks like.
For the people online who think this is completely wrong.
One thing I've never understood is PTs are out of shape.
If you're a fat personal trainer, you should be executed.
What about PTs that are out of shape?
But they're out of shape. How do you do business?
There's clearly a big divide.
Some people saying you don't need to be in shape to be a good PT, and others...
You don't! It's like, do what you say, not what you do!
Everyone knows how to be in good shape!
It's just about, like, doing it.
I feel like part of the reason to get a personal trainer is to, like, hold yourself accountable, no?
Saying, well, no, there needs to be proof in the pudding. How you-
Okay, this is how you- you- you get in shape.
Work out.
And...
Don't...
Sit there gouging out your second chocolate santa and eating an entire pack of the breadsticks.
And you'll be in charge.
Good to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
You're right.
This is Rihanna, a fully qualified personal trainer who's on the side of you.
Like, do what I say, not what I do, okay?
It's been a great shape for me.
I don't want to assume I'm unfit based on how I look, but you are.
I like it!
Alright, good to meet you mate.
Good to meet you too, pal.
And this is Bobby.
Again another fully qualified PT,
but on the opposite side of the argument.
Bro, he's just taking stuff.
What do you mean?
He barely walks out as much as her.
He's taking stuff.
And to Rihanna, I'm saying you do need to be in that shape.
In this video, I'm hiring both of them to train me as a PT.
I feel like the gym...
They say getting shape-round is a shape-a-deer-peepo-fat.
I feel like the gym influences, I like the the crypto guy influences, but instead of
renting it's roids.
So you are physically unhealthy.
Really, I do feel like I'm intimidated.
Just morally correct.
What do you mean?
That's so rude.
What do you mean?
I don't have to try to be a big shit.
I mean, okay, yes, he might say he's not on set, right?
That, I feel like it's not a natural build.
Correct.
I don't believe that's natural build.
How you doing?
I don't know how to speak.
Good to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're right.
This is Rhiannon.
Hello.
My trainer for today.
Right, now I'm not going to train you hard.
You know this, right?
So I'm going to treat you as though.
I was a normal client.
What does she mean by I'm not a normal client?
I've just never-
Wait, does she know why- like, does she know the title of this video?
Sad?
I've never had- I've never had somebody who's a gym doer.
But surely you have clients who come to you saying, I want to build some muscle.
Oh yes, so we can work in the- yeah.
Like, is she consented to the title being I hide a fat person on Twitter?
I can never say this word.
Hypertrophy.
Hypertrophy.
Yeah.
I'm working that and we can do, you know, sets, reps, all that stuff, I can do that.
But the difference is you know what you're doing, I think.
Whereas when I'm instructing, they don't know what they're doing.
So this is where Rihanna's a bit different as a PT.
The clients I help are people who they decide they want to do something,
but then their anxiety is so...
He told her she was signing up for a free McDonald's meal.
They're high for whatever reason that they can't walk in the door
because they don't know what then happened.
I want to make it accessible for anybody to feel as though they can pump
The actual goal is to make people scared of going to the gym
Into the gym when styled
But she faces a lot of backlash online
It's like hiding a financial advisor who lives in a tent
If you can't take care of your own body, how can you give advice to others?
People are so mean, bro
Well, I'm with her. I told her what my goal is to build muscle
She charges £50 for a session. Let's see what we get
So we'll be getting the military brass resets, 8 to 10 brass, 4 lines in tights, yeah drive it up, drive it up, up, up, up, up, push, push!
Lovely, you can pull it down, lock it up, lock it up!
A lot of doctors are fat and unhealthy, checks out.
Also look at many of the Ministry of Health leaders.
They are worse off than job of the hut.
Yeah, because, because they, just because you, everyone knows what to do, everyone knows the basics of what to do.
It's just about holding yourself accountable to doing it.
Like maybe you don't know as much of the exact form to not pull a muscle
as a personal trainer.
But everyone knows the basics.
It's just after the little bendy, so you're gonna sink your hips down
and drive your elbows down, elbows down.
Perfect, so one, two, and I like that speed, so keep that the same.
What happened when I taught me three was an awful body session?
Go on.
Po, po, po.
Right.
Okay, what do you not know?
P.T. Liddy? Okay.
I'm your doctor. Hello, sit down. Take a seat.
I'm just gonna do a quick medical exam, okay?
Let me just get really close to your chest.
Closer to your chest.
Closer?
Okay.
Okay, hot seems to be beefing, gay.
Now your eyes.
Okay, light seems to be on, but no one really seems to be heard.
Don't worry about that right now. It might be a problem in the future but don't worry about it right now.
What questions have you for me today?
Any questions?
I heard you, uh, I heard you, uh, didn't know how to do some stuff?
Yeah, I can play Minecraft.
As a doctor, yeah.
Yep, what do you mean team you doctor?
How do I 100 sit ups well after doing 100 sit ups myself on stream multiple times
You just
Sit up bro a lot of times it's really
It's really not that hard actually okay, I just I didn't want to continue doing more
Because it might you know, maybe I don't know step one
Have a... did you hear that?
Rooksylla dabs?
Just need to get like... the right...
Don't worry, the right lighting. It's not a bit barrel.
When does your NDA expire?
Um, which, my, my ending, I feel the thing that I keep referring to, um, expires when
something gets released, but I have not been told when it gets released, but you'll, you'll
know when it gets released.
Okay, I would call it that.
Standing defeat, like, shoulder width apart, pretty much nice and strong.
Yeah.
Bring them in front slightly.
Feel my hands on a slight little angle.
Bring them up, hold the shoulder height.
Oh, she has so much muscles.
And then lower under control.
And then they're under control.
And she made sure to go over and show how each exercise is going.
That is mad hard.
6kg, 6kgs like that.
Bro, I do 6kg like that.
Actually I upgraded to 7, well I upgraded to 7 but that was like a year ago and I stopped so I'd probably be back down to 5 now.
But like let's say 6, okay?
Like that.
I can't I think I have to I don't want to say how much I have for that, but that is a hard exercise
Like she is strong
My arms do not flap like a bird, by the way
It's short, it's like that, it's like this, what do you think of the-
Blood can do 5 kilogram curls.
I don't- I don't like doing curls.
It would make my arm muscles too big.
It would make me look too muscular.
Err, the fit.
Yeah, that's good.
I don't want it to be too big, okay?
Oh, two hours later.
I'm really sorry for the quick plug, but Yungalay have their Black Friday dropping tomorrow.
Yeah.
16, 18, I've definitely miscounted it because I think I'm on 40 for 16.
Yeah, I did something.
There was no chest exercise in this workout either, which the upper body I wouldn't expect.
That's it. Brace speed, seven, go on then. All the way. Okay, pull it back.
Oh my gosh, wait! She did a sit-down talk in a white room.
Wait, did they start beefing?
Hang on.
Now it's time for them to meet.
Wow, he's really upgraded his quality since being a study YouTuber.
Hello.
Hello.
I just used to watch him study.
How are you doing?
Good, how are you?
Thank you.
Good.
This is nice.
Hello.
Hello.
How are we doing?
All right.
This is not a natural build!
No! Thank you! Thank you!
This table will help do that. See, I'll make a statement.
It's then Bobby and Rianan's decision where they want to put the cup in favour of or against the statement I've just made.
So without further ado, let the debate begin.
She starts crying.
What?
Body positivity is a dangerous movement.
Body positivity is a dangerous movement, Yana.
Rihanna, why have you come for a disagree?
So, I'm a big person, and...
Why?
Why is there so many grieves?
I think that there's nothing wrong with that.
No, there isn't.
That to me is scientifically unhealthy.
I just feel that someone should feel
excited and proud of their body.
What's her name, Rianne?
Preach, Rianne, preach.
If they're not meeting society's expectation of...
Yeah.
If someone's happy with the way they look, fine.
You don't want to help.
Yet you are saying, I feel good.
I mentally feel good physically.
Your body is screaming at you and saying, help.
Well, you can be like doing stuff
Nothing like the way that you look.
I agree, it's why I'm not here.
It's okay.
Happy Boxing Day.
Happy Boxing Day!
Where's my box of stuff, Liddy of Stare?
It's okay.
It's why I'm not here.
It's okay.
To be out of the way.
What do you mean it's okay?
You're obviously brutal to yourself.
It's like you.
I strongly agree.
Okay.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree more than Rihanna agrees.
Being overweight, I obviously work with people who are overweight.
They are putting themselves at risk of...
Bro, if I skydive, I'm putting myself at risk.
I still believe I can skydive.
I still strongly agree that it's in my right to skydive.
It's not the same.
Okay, if I...what's something like hella dangerous?
If I go to the Amazon rainforest without an instructor and frolic around
Just for fun until I get eaten by a lion
That's okay for me to do I am in my right to do that hell yeah
I can do what I want to do with my life
And if I want to go to the Amazon rainforest and walk around until I get eaten by a lion then I will do that
I'm scared. It's quite unhealthy. I mean I would want someone to die. My reasons are going like this.
I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with being bigger because I think if we lived
in a world that just said it was wrong or that it's not okay to be big, I think that
would be disavantageing all the people who are big, who maybe are big for various reasons
it could be a medication.
Pay your own hospital bills?
No, but like, okay, how do I say this?
I feel like it changes when you're gonna die.
Not if you're gonna die.
Like if you're overweight, do you have more hospitals?
Or do you just decrease your life expectancy?
Like in mental health, it could be.
Like it doesn't mean that you're not gonna die.
Something like that.
There is no medication actually make sure.
No.
Because if that one.
Like bro, if you don't die as something like eating related,
like eating related. Honestly, a lot of the time the things that you die from are more
cost. Bro, I'm trying to not make this conversation about death bro.
In case then they would be pertinent to people.
I don't see it as like taking a lot of resources. It just means that you might be decreasing
your life expectancy.
Who have, well actually that would be solved tomorrow.
But there are side effects of medication that can lead to people.
Like you're not not gonna die.
Mmm, yeah.
Are you a pharmacist?
No, I'm a personal trainer.
Yeah.
The way you become a-
Yeah.
Indulgent into calories.
I wanna-
I wanna-
I wanna-
I wanna make-
I wanna be able to make in my life the face that Rihanna's making to this man right now.
Yeah.
Jack, do I? Do I? Do I?
More than you're burning in a day?
Bro, I'm not breaking eye contact.
It makes it sound like someone is enjoying. Do you mean it to have that?
No, not necessarily. Not a lot of people enjoy the calories.
I have a lot of clients I work with and they will eat because of problems.
They've got a whole relationship to things.
So when they come to mentally right, I will try and wrap my head around.
Okay, yeah.
One night they might be that way.
Let's um, this will lead on to the question, so let's get back.
Um, going off...
He's having more than Rianne, by the way.
Just saying, that gloss is...
more empty than Rianne's lens.
Steering it up now.
What was the question, being overweight is a choice?
No, not always, there are loads of health conditions that make you overweight.
Why is that?
Because I don't know what goes on in any-
But even if that is a choice, that is well within people's rights!
If I want to frolic around the Amazon rainforest, I get eaten by a lion, I can!
Anyone else's head. So I'll talk about myself.
I don't choose to be this weight.
I don't wake up every day and think I choose this to be like this.
I don't wake up every day though and choose to eat in colour deficit.
So I think I'm neutral because the reason I am the way I am
is because of my mental health and I don't choose my mental health.
If something's affecting your mental health, you can't control that.
What you can control though is what you eat.
However, it might be hard. There might be times in your day where it is hard to control that, but you definitely, definitely can have the choice of whether you want to eat or be in a caroled deficit.
I disagree. I eat as a form of self-harm. The reason I am the size I am is because, yes, in that moment, I guess I'm choosing to eat however the opposite from me.
You might not want to choose to do that.
The opposite for me is that I may not be sat here because my mental health is bad.
Well I wish you all the best, I honestly do.
And that's the difference.
No!
I'm so crying, I'm so crying, I'm so crying, I'm so crying!
I've got one more statement.
You need to be in good shape to be a personal trainer.
I agree, I disagree.
So not necessarily, you don't need to be in like top tier shape to be a person.
I don't think I do, like obviously you don't need to be in good shape to be a person.
But I feel like it might be hard to get clients.
Andrade, you can't stick with me.
You're the only exception here, and as if I don't think you've been in shape.
You're beautiful living in the bar.
We've talked as what you preach.
And if you're going to talk, you've got to walk the walk,
because it will be a lot more motivating for someone who can then see.
If you can do it, oh, well, I can do it.
Morally for me, I would go to someone who's in shape,
or at least has been in shape.
I have a variety of clients in terms of body weight and shape.
People come to me because I can relate to their challenges.
I feel that if the difference to somebody
starting a health and fitness journey
is because there's a bigger personal trainer
who they can relate to and that personal trainer
knows what they need to do to lose weight
but actually why?
That's actually so true.
Right now I was focused on good mental health
and just being stronger in the gym.
Hashtag relatable, okay?
If you get a personal trainer with your physique,
then you will feel less judged.
If that personal trainer can help one big person,
then they should exist and they should be able to be a personal trainer.
I just personally wouldn't take advice off.
Let's say, for example, I want to sell the also, can I just run for a second?
Like, there's like never any women personal trainers.
Like in, in, um, in like gyms and stuff, I've, I've, I've been to three different
gyms before.
Okay.
And you normally get some sign up sessions when you, um, when you like
go to a gym, right?
Like some free sessions when you sign up.
So you sign up to the gym and they're like,
two past no training sessions because they like,
like want to sell you the personal training course, right?
Okay. So I've had some personal training sessions before.
And I remember when I was in Australia, I couldn't,
like I didn't redeem my free personal training sessions
because there wasn't a girly pup.
And I just, I don't know.
I just thought, I feel like I wouldn't,
I just feel awkward.
I don't know.
I wouldn't go to someone.
If I, if I worked out with a dude,
so I didn't redeem them because it was like,
there's no girls.
Like 1000% I would work with her.
never owned a business.
Because maybe she's the only girly pop trainer
in the whole gym, you know what?
That would be like going to a personal trainer,
he's not a qualified personal trainer.
That's different to this because I am qualified.
I feel like it's just morally good.
Oh my God, yeah, I went to these classes, right?
Okay, with like four of the women, right?
It was like a group sessions, right?
Okay, with this like Greek baddie personal trainer, okay?
And she was like, yeah, like she got a boyfriend.
So she started off and she was really nice and friendly.
And then she got a boyfriend.
And she was like, I'm going away for a few weeks with my boyfriend.
Didn't come back.
Literally just didn't come back.
Correct for a personal trainer to be in.
Crazy.
Not really correct.
The idea that you think that the way I exist in the world and the job I choose to do is morally incorrect,
which is pretty much what you've just said, really bothers me.
I show people they don't need to look a certain way to join a gym.
No, I wouldn't bother myself.
Without me putting myself out there and doing what I do,
they would never walk through the gym door because the gym is overwhelming.
The fact that you feel that me doing that job is morally not great has bothered me.
Because I...
You can do it, that's what you can do it. You can do whatever you want.
But it's morally incorrect.
If you're out of shape, then it's unhealthy.
Again, it's unhealthy.
That's just, it's just unhealthy.
I think we have very different clients.
I really don't think we do.
I've got kids who are overweight,
kids who are underweight, women.
What does nihilism mean?
Who are overweight, women who are underweight.
But I do have clients, the exact same as you.
What, who are scared to go into the gym?
I have to sit outside of the gym with two clients
and the hour that they paid for me,
you were too scared to go into the gym.
All of my clients.
Yeah, I feel like everyone...
Wait, what?
What do you want?
Everyone is a little bit intimidated to go into a new place.
I think there is a difference.
Don't think there is.
You say that your clients come to you
because you are the body that they want.
No, not necessarily.
I've got women.
I don't think women want to look like me.
So have you ever been too scared to go in a gym?
Okay.
So, in shape then.
Yeah.
My clients seem success as me
me because mentally I'm existing in the gym. So Rihanna, would you say that your main goal
for your clients is not necessarily to get? I just, I just piloted so hard that...
I'm into shape. Yeah, no, not at all. My main goal is to get them started on their health
and fitness planning. 100%. But you think it's about getting in shape? I don't give
it. And mentally, I just said mentally. But my thing is like I'm person trained
to help and then the individual do things safely. The exact same as me? I think
with Bobby, it's... We both agree. It's always coming back to being in shape though.
I am a person trained to help individuals come into a gym and safely navigate equipment
and how things work. It's not about being interested.
I have one or two to do that too. I've helped so many people like yourself.
I wouldn't go to your personal trainer person.
Oh wait a minute, it's about the beef.
No worries, that's fine.
What, why is that?
I want someone who isn't going to make me feel bad for existing.
Got it!
I don't want you to feel bad. I want to help you.
The approach is very different though and I think-
I don't think it, I really don't think it is.
I think it is, and I think we appeal to different people and fundamentally, I think that's the difference.
Guess who I am?
My job, I exist in the gym to bring people in, show them how to do things safely.
In my base opinion, I personally think that Broz on Roids...
I don't...
Yeah, I'm good looking.
But I'm morally impressed.
I thought I was going to pass a trade-off.
Why? How do you know he's not on Roids?
A new physically unhealthy. That's the only difference. I'm not saying I'm bad or worse
It's a question being is it okay for a personal trainer to be in shape or out of shape
I would say a personal trainer has to be in shape. It's a health industry. It's a fitness industry. Yeah, you've got to be like
Personal trainer has to be in shape. It's a health
This is not nasty
Why did I just say it like that?
This is not natural
We've got health industry, fitness industry, we've got to be healthy.
You don't have to be though.
No, you don't. You've got three wills, you can do whatever you want.
I went to the gym every single day and lifted weights.
Every single day currently I do 45 burpees.
That's not natural.
and you keep continuing to help people.
It's all that matters at the end of the day.
You're actually helping people, so...
Oh, well done.
Re-end is over again!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Got excited.
I must admit that our time-faces are something.
And I think that's what's bothered me,
is that every time I said it,
you have point blank told me, no, they're the same.
I can see where you're coming from, totally.
You will have different clients.
We don't have the same clients.
But I do have clients.
Probably with similar attributes.
It's very clear that these two just don't agree.
But what side of the argument are you on?
100% gets people into the gym who would not see.
Yeah, it's awesome!
We've seen you lift weights at the gym.
It's more like the weights lift you.
That was so long ago!
That was such a- like three years ago, okay?
I was a different person back then, but he had a different person.
Um... um...
Hold on. Uh... uh...
Some people are genetically blessed to stay thin,
others' bodies gain weight easier and have a harder time taking it off.
It's a genetic lottery.
True, true, true, true!
Why does three five-year-old Kristen Stewart look like she's in her 50 seconds?
Wait, no, that's mean! Wait, hold on, this is a mean TikTok. I don't want a mean TikTok.
Uh, I want a nice wholesome TikTok while I don't go to the toilet. Um...
Studies show that certain conditions make people especially vulnerable to drugs and addiction.
A difficult childhood, early trauma, low social status, depression, even genetic factors.
Which drug they get addicted to is more often than not a matter of chance.
Addicts take drugs to escape their problems, but drugs don't solve any of those problems and instead become a new problem.
But punishing people for their unhealthy coping mechanisms doesn't change anything about the underlying causes either.
So some argue we need to take a completely different route.
In 2001, Portugal had one of the worst drug problems in Europe, so it was desperate enough
to try something radical.
Possession and use of all illegal drugs was decriminalized.
You would no longer be arrested, instead, authorities launched a major health campaign.
People who were found with a small amount were referred to support services and got
help with treatment and harm reduction.
Drug use was seen as a chronic disease, not a crime.
The results were stunning.
The number of people who tried drugs and kept using them fell from 44% to 28% to 12%.
The use of high drugs decreased as well as HIV and hepatitis infections and overdoses.
Making drugs legal might overall help society much more than it harms it.
Studies show that certain conditions make people especially vulnerable to drugs and
addiction.
A difficult childhood, early trauma, low social status, depression, even genetic factors.
Which drug they get addicted to is more often than not a matter of chance.
addicts take drugs to escape their problems, but drugs don't solve any of those problems
and instead become a new problem.
But punishing people for their unhealthy coping mechanisms doesn't change anything
about the underlying causes either.
So some argue we need to take a completely different route.
In 2001, Portugal had one of the worst drug problems in Europe, so it was desperate enough to try...
Maybe I was muted.
This is not a TikTok to drop a dookie bomb tube.
Right, um, oh my gosh it's called left hand bro.
Okay, um, two day.
You know what I'm so self conscious of?
Today and yesterday I've been eating chocolate right?
I've been like dropping chocolate like just on the floor randomly right okay and I'm so
scared that like on my seat there's gonna be like a patch of brown or like on my leg
there's gonna be a patch of brown.
It's gotta be because I'm eating chocolate for a- okay anyways anyways um two day.
We are reading anonymous things and what tends to happen when we read anonymous things.
Exactly tend to be slightly degenerate.
So this does not represent the community but today we are reading your anonymous Christmas
confessions. If you have a Christmas confession yourself, please. Eximation mark. Actually it's just pinned. Just click the link at the top of the screen. I promise it's not a virus. I partially promise, at least. It's not a virus.
And so it begins.
Um, oh, yeah, my bad.
Yeah, my bad did it wrong.
Yeah, my bad, just give me one second.
I pour red wine on my frosted flakes instead of milk.
is this just a Christmas? Would you consider yourself a whiner? Okay, actually, you know
what? I'm not gonna judge because I feel like sometimes people hate on combos that aren't
necessarily bad. And since I've never tried, to be fair, wine just on itself is disgusting.
However, I've never tried wine and frosted flakes.
So how, like, who am I to never have tried that
and be flap-agosted at the fact that you did that?
I think this is fair enough.
If it makes you happy, I mean, it's a little witter
if you do it on a daily basis.
But if this is your Christmas tradition,
I feel like this is fine, no?
What if he is still a good,
I'm not going to say boy. Good man, the no. Good, uh, good, good one. One of you is a
good one. Wait, CX, you've got one for good, one for naughty. Um, um, whatever you have
I didn't do if he's naughty.
Yes, without calling him a naughty boy he is.
Yeah, I feel like this is fair enough.
You know, if you only do this once a year especially.
As a kid I would sometimes carefully unwrap my gifts
to see what they were.
Then take back the wrapping together.
On Christmas morning I would act surprised.
I feel like I've never done this before but I feel like this is probably a pretty common one. No, I think about it
Like surely other people also did this know her
This is naughty you think I?
Recognize so common. I reckon so many people have done this
Okay, one for good to finality I feel like I
Feel I feel like this is too common to be naughty
I mean, I did like I did everything I possibly could to try and see my presence
The full hand so like when I knew my parents had gone shopping close to Christmas
I would like shackle the cupboards to try and find what they were hiding and I think a few years
I did actually find them but um I
Never unwrapped them because like what if your parents come down like mid unwrap? Oh
Oh!
Unfortunately, you will be receiving no presents next year.
I know it was turned from 64 days until next Christmas, so it might seem like a long time.
However, you aren't receiving any presents yet.
You've been put in the naughty list for the whole year, and unfortunately, unless you want to know about Peace Prize, it's not redeemable, buddy.
Too far?
So what happened?
Even if you confess anonymously, do you know who doesn't find them anonymous?
Santa.
Santa knows.
Santa knows who you are, buddy.
Yeah.
Uh, may not be a confession, but as a kid, I stayed up a little late to look out the
window for Santa.
I hoped that maybe I could see Rudolph's nose glowing from the sky!
Oh my goodness!
Okay, this is too cute.
That's not a confession.
That's just cute.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, did anyone?
I feel like this sounds strange if I admit this.
Okay, you know I said that I had a pregnancy TikTok yesterday.
Well, I also just have like a young family TikTok.
know what I mean. So like, um, so like, so like, oh my gosh, I got so many TikToks of
like people like filming like I got so many kids. I don't, I'm not pregnant. Okay. I got
so many tiktok. Did anyone else get this? Okay. I've like parents filming their kids
like waking up in the morning and being like, oh my gosh, it's Christmas. And they
I get so excited.
Did anyone else see that?
I saw so many of them.
Like they're like four years old,
and then the parents are like,
oh my gosh, it's Christmas.
And the kids are like,
oh my gosh, it's Christmas.
They run downstairs and open their presents.
It's actually the most wholesome thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.
Bro, it's so cute.
Anyways, I was spending Christmas with my family
who gave me mental issues.
I healed from it,
and now we're all pretending the past
happened in tacky deadlines. Christmas, bruh. You just forget the past and pretend it never
exists. I know. I mean, yeah, I feel like Christmas is a time where even people that beef
just pretend like they don't beef. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, bruh. Well,
I feel like I can't really put you on a nullity list. You definitely go on a good list
because you're being the wholesome, bigger person, and going to stuff, even though people
wronged you.
So, good job, bruh.
Good job.
You did a good job, I think.
Well, you might have beefed them all and then, yeah, but you nearly definitely did a good
job because, yeah, yeah, good job.
You got through the day.
Judg, do you think?
Okay, I have a question.
the whole, I was thinking about this last night, do you think that Christmas to
majority of people is a net positive or a net negative? I think it's a positive, but
my mom's always like it's a net negative, it's a net negative. Okay, okay, her points
are lots of people are sad at Christmas because they're alone, right? And they
wouldn't have been sad, like they like if it's not Christmas and you're
probably not going to be a sad and a normal day about being alone, right?
Presidents are hella expensive and most people can't afford them.
What was the other point?
Oh, yeah.
And then, and then like families coming together and feeling like they have to go
together, even if they don't necessarily like each other.
I feel like it's a net pot.
Because think about how much excitement that you have every day as a kid leading up for
Christmas.
It makes the whole of the first half of winter.
Just the anticipation for Christmas versus some adults being sad for a day or a few
days.
I feel like the anticipation for some people outweighs the negative.
I am R. I am R.
This is my third Christmas with you, Lydia.
And you know why.
I love your goofy streams.
I have to confess that sometimes, like yesterday, usually
during your cooking streams, you remind me of Leslie Nielsen,
one of the greatest deadpan comedy actors.
Please just look up a random one of his scenes.
Leslie?
Leslie Neil Neil said I remind you people are kinder during the holidays
This is here. This is here I remind you of. Okay, okay, naked gun. Leslie Nielsen, greatest
naked gun life.
No, no, I took care of that.
What?
First promise.
Is it the voice? Is it the ha?
Lieutenant.
The deep, mummy voice.
Healing is mutual.
Q-length?
No.
Sounds just like Q-length.
My father was from Wales.
The eyebrows.
Oh.
So they were able to get him to the hospital in time.
Yes, he's in the intensive care...
What?
What?
Awarded our lady of the worthless miracle.
Now here was the color of gold, you know.
Bro doesn't even have bad teeth.
Oh, painting.
She had a full set of curves.
Okay, buddy.
He's complimenting women. My bad. We're both feminist, I guess. I know. Okay. And, Sim,
Thank you, thank you for the six ones, thank you, thank you.
I took one of my sister's Christmas gifts
that she had not used and re-gifted it to her
for her birthday.
Bro, why would you re-gift something for the same person?
frugal sigma right um okay he was four he was four years old chat one for good
net list two if bros put on the naughty list just to confirm you can go from the
good list of the naughty list you cannot go from the naughty list of the
good list like you it's you can go down but you can't go up it only takes
one thing you know two wrongs don't make a right two good son one bad doesn't make
a good I'm gonna steal this idea thank you
but you can't okay be honest have you guys ever
re-gifted something y'all now how would you even re-gift something because
you have to like open it and if you open it you can't re-gift it so how
doesn't even make sense. Like wouldn't you just forever in your life be watching your
back in paranoid? Like bro, I would, I don't know what to say like me at your, okay, what
if you regift like I don't know a ring, okay, a ring, you regift a ring and then at your
wedding, okay, the two people that you never thought would meet, meet and then bro
is wearing the ring that you got like you have to watch your back literally for
the rest of your life if you re-gift and I don't I don't think it's what like just
buy them like a I don't know pound land soap okay if you don't want to get them
a present but like re-gift re-gifting it's just terrifying bro okay
Poundland, you guys know Poundland right?
It's... it's like dola tree.
Um... right um... anyway.
So you gave me a PP shaped sport bottle of course of gonna re-gift I don't want the two.
No... I'm gonna read that comment out.
Um, I
We have a tradition where we throw dice to win presents
The presents are usually troll and we do me gift many of those every year lol
Oh my gosh, wait. Have you guys ever done secret Santa?
I used to do um, I used to do secret Santa at school
Did you guys ever do um
Wait, I feel like I feel like most people had lockers growing up, right?
Oh my gosh. I remember like um so we used to like in primary school we used to have trays, right?
And um and people used to put roses in like certain people's trays for Valentine's Day.
And then when everyone got their tray out it was so freaking awkward. Notice it's not cute.
It's not cute okay because I'd be like one guy with like five roses and then like
Not saying that I got none, but that would
With none, okay, and I just feel like it's a messed up principle. Okay, especially for you
Especially for young children to go through and I don't think it's particularly cute if you look my personal opinion
I'm not salty, I'm just saying that I don't think it's the best idea personally.
Why is that the moment that I get told to drink my chamomile tea and calm down?
Okay, next confession.
I spent about a weekend with my girlfriend's family and something odd happened.
They made several inquiries about grandkids.
I feel like that's just like an average grandparent activity.
Every time I ever see my grandparent, I look like Yappa Badda's children and I'm single.
So I feel like as soon as I get into a relationship, they will harass the person.
I feel like that's just grandparent.
I don't think that's that odd.
I thought that they were over it and accepted that I don't want any grandparents, but I feel like they don't really do that kind of stuff.
They didn't mention grandkids for like five years. That got me thinking. We did have a pregnancy scare a couple of months ago.
It could be related. Last time this happened, I talked to my girlfriend and we got a cat.
Okay.
And John, thank you, thank you, thank you. And we got a cat. She's adorable, but we can't just keep getting pets every time
her clock starts ticking.
We can't just keep getting pats.
Every time I clock, I keep picking.
Even if it worked, so I took a play from your book, ignore it until it goes away.
Plotage? W-W-Strapped?
Am I cooked?
You're blaming this on me.
Wait!
What? How is that a plea for my book?
My girlfriend isn't telling me that she wants children.
This has nothing to do with me, bro!
That's not my play, okay?
Might have to get a whole farm, okay.
Well, what do I even say to this dude right now?
Would she be okay with you saying publicly on the internet that her clock is ticking?
Okay, it is anonymous. No, it's anonymous. No, for another it is anonymous.
One for good, two for not.
Okay, so just to confirm, she wants kids.
You don't want kids, so when she brought it up, you got a cat, but now you're scared
Every time she brings it up, you're going to have to get another pat.
You know what?
I don't know enough about your relationship to speak on this.
But don't...
The problem is not going to go away.
It's not going to...
What if it's ticking as a countdown for a bomb?
Are you calling his girlfriend a bombshell?
That's kind of inappropriate.
Okay, one time on Christmas family dinner, filled the bath of chilli sauce, salt and
ice, and made the family dog bathe in it.
Brother, um, and framed my four-year-old cousin and bribed him with an advent calendar chocolate
to stay in the bathroom until someone finds out.
But I already ate all of them beforehand.
This really depends on your age.
If you're 40 years old, I feel like the repercussions are a little different to if you're 5.
You know, he was 50.
Okay, well, first of all, it really depends on how much chili sauce I think because doggy
skin might be itchy if you use a lot of chili sauce, okay, which makes things very different.
If you were talking about forgiveness from the cousin, then I feel like you forget a lot
of memories when you're full anyway, so Bro might have forgotten at that point.
But it depends what the dog was doing, if the dog was trying to get out of the bath,
if the dog was vibing.
I think we need some more context to this story.
I think Paul Little Doggy, I'm going to put this two naughty chat once again, two for
naughty.
Because like what a floofy 2.0 with not enjoying his bath.
The dogs enjoy baths.
A baths?
Something that like, yeah, I feel like right, because Doggy's like water, right?
Yes, no.
Yeah, it really depends on the vibes at the time.
Um, yeah, that was fully naughty.
That was fully naughty.
Also, if you have a confession story chat,
then click the link at the top.
It's anonymous.
It's anonymous.
I won't know that it's you.
Unless I get signals.
Hyper.
What's the word?
Kinetic, telekinesic signals, telepathic, telepathic signals, yep.
I once refrigerated.
Regis, brother, what is wrong with me?
Take two.
I once re-gifted off the shave to my...
No idea how that happened.
Okay, I once re-gifted aftershave to my brother who re-gifted the aftershave to my brother in law
Who re-gifted the aftershave back to me?
Never told my brother in law the origin of the gift
How do you even know
like
Surely you just think that he got you a different because
because surely this is like Christmas to Christmas to Christmas or Christmas to
birthday to birthday or like these things are surely quite far apart could it
not just be the same brand and he just happened to get the same like how I
don't know I don't know how people aren't always looking over their back
if they regift things but I don't know grand scheme of things it's only off
the shave so it's probably not that deep right I think you stay on the
good list for that. Chat one for good, two for naughty. I think Judge Chat might say
one as well. Like, it's only off to shave. If it was like a like a gold
statue, then you know it's more unique and indifferent but I think you can get
away with off to a gold booboo then that's very personal and precious so the
situation might be different. One time I ate the cookies we left out for Santa. Oh my gosh!
I forgot about leaving things out for Santa! I forgot about the thing! I ate the cookies
we left out for Santa. I stayed up all night thinking he was going to be mad. Your parents
totally knew. At that moment they knew that they raised a devil child who would steal
from Santa. Santa is legitimately giving you free presents. He is coming to your house
taking the time out of his day on Christmas Eve, may I add, to come to your house to give
you presents. And you know what? You can't even give him one little thing back. I bet
you didn't have an empty fridge, okay? You could have got something from the fridge,
but instead you ate the cookies. And for that, two naughty lists. Is that one for
good to finalti? Let's go! Bro, Santa is legit giving you a bunch of free presents.
I'm really a bunch of wonderful cookies! He ate all the cookies!
That was none last but s- well, I'm assuming it was all. He said multiple cookies, so
I'm really a bunch of implies that it was all of them, right? I know! Like...
Mom and Dad! We're probably really looking forward to those cookies after
After buying you a present, you know what you mean?
Hmm. On December the 21st, 2024.
Okay. It was a very recent.
I gifted you- you- me. I gifted you
meat from the butcher shop.
And the first thing you did
...
Who's pro-talking to you?
I'm not in your walls, by the way.
Okay, I gifted you meat from the butcher shop, and the first thing you did was pull out the scales.
What I'm saying is, last Christmas I gave you my heart.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Who was this, let's talk about him.
shut who do we think this looks let's let's make it so you can never type in
stream ever again
hmm
holy people assay okay um I have a confession
I'm utterly obsessed with fridge ham.
I cool it the oracle.
Also, Chad, if you see brown,
my teeth aren't rotting,
I just can't stop eating chocolate.
Okay.
I cool it the oracle.
Every night, I press my ear to the door
and listen to its low, endless drone.
I swear it speaks to me,
patterns in the vibration,
telling me yes slash no.
What?
What?
What?
Warnings encouragement.
A sudden rattle means don't trust that person.
Steady per equals you're on the right path.
I ask it big life questions out loud and wait for answers.
I've delayed decisions for days until the Oracle spoke clearly.
I talk back, whisper secrets, cry against the cold metal when lonely.
Real people feel too chaotic.
Oh sorry not fridge ham, fridge hum.
He thinks his fridge is giving him signals.
I was thinking, I thought, I'm sorry.
It was the hammer.
I thought it was, he was talking about ham.
I was like, wait, I'm so confused.
Ham is a metal.
Okay.
Okay, maybe I'm just hungry.
Maybe I'm craving them protein, actually.
Okay.
So bro is looking out for fridge humming signals.
Okay, honestly, I've had wasps.
I've had wasps.
I would say, okay, dude, look me in the eyes right now.
I know you're watching this.
Look me in the eyes.
Hold on.
I need to get this bow one so you can take me seriously.
You can take me seriously.
You can't trust a girl with a wonky bow, eh?
Someone like that.
Look me nice.
Your fridge is humming right now.
Listen.
Sorry, I'm too close.
I'm too close.
Sorry, I need to step away a bit.
You know what it's telling you?
My fridge just told me we're out of beer.
You know what yours is telling you?
It's telling you.
It's telling you to watch, stream everything and that we're the number one community.
And that you should trust every single word that you see in chat.
They speak the truth.
This is not biased. Believe me. I know this. Your fridge is right. Always right.
Again, not the weirdest confession that we've ever read. The first more. Oh my gosh,
Sorry for going to say really quick. Oh my gosh.
Guys, when I was looking around flats to move to in the US,
one that I'm genuinely really considering
has an ice maker on the outside.
I think I made it in my life.
I never thought in my entire life that I would have an ice maker on the,
you know, you know, those like fancy fridges.
I never did I ever expect anything like that in my entire life.
Bro, ice make, I know right, I never did I ever think I would have something like that.
But yeah, I mean I don't even like ice, but that's not the point.
I will have ice every single day.
This actually gives your brain freeze, like why would you like that?
But I will have ice every single day if I have an ice maker on my fridge.
Like that's crazy.
Anyways, anyways.
Anyways, the first mall visited I had with my newborn was ruined because they were setting
up when I joined the queue.
The video I have is me saying Santa baby and in the background just wait I'm confused.
The first mall visit I had with my newborn was ruined because they were still setting
up and when I joined the queue the video I had is me saying Santa baby and the
background just slip a sable under the tree. I don't understand. Does anyone
understand this? I may or may not have lied to my relatives today but I was
So I can't get out, so I can make it out of what Shreem instead had.
Noi, noi, WWW, WWW, I would have done the same, I would have done the same.
Well I mean I did. I didn't even say I was sick, I, yeah.
You know what, I really wanted to watch that movie today.
But I didn't, because I was like, I would rather stream.
Yeah, it was like a throughout movie. Again. It was like a throughout movie. I don't think
I would have been able to stream and watch the movie on the same day. I just, bro, I
didn't, why would they have a movie released for one day? And then stop releasing after
that. Yeah. Best movie of the time? Stream. I'd still rather stream. Um, it was released
like one day. I mean some people say there's like a few viewing somewhere in
London. I don't know. Where I am I'm pretty sure and lots of people are saying
it was only released on Boxing Day and now I'm not gonna be able to watch it
for like three months. However I will give my review. I don't think anyone
respects my movie takes. Nonetheless I will give my unasked for opinion when
it comes out. I think your friends were just trying to give you FOMO. They would never,
okay, they would, can you make it through a three hour film without a vape break, guys,
I don't make.
This year I decided to try and catch Santa.
So I poisoned the milk.
Whoa.
I poisoned the milk and cookies
that I leave for him every year.
When I woke up, my dad was laying by the cookies.
I think Santa took him to teach him a lesson.
What did you poison them with?
Tell me that it wasn't something that you can wake up from, right?
When I was a kid, I used to put bleach in the cookies and washing up liquid.
But everyone could always taste that.
So no one ate them.
I used to get so angry with my mom.
Like, I would, okay, she would make cookies.
I would make cookies, okay?
And then she'd be like, whoa!
Good job, good job, okay?
put my cookies in the oven with her cookies, okay?
I'd be like, whoa, she'd be like, okay,
half an hour until they're ready.
I'd go play on my own, Sajibourg.
I'd go play on my own, okay?
Should make another set really quick that looked like mine.
Put them in the fridge, take them out,
and be like, these are yours.
But I could never taste the Washington Blikwit.
Make it make sense.
I secretly saw an ice maker on the fridge. Lydia was rich.
Never in my life, never in my life, but I think I was gonna have an ice maker, my friend.
Never in my life.
You know the craziest part? They are so much cheaper than my flats that I was looking at in London.
Like half the price of the flats in London.
How do I get an ice maker in my fridge?
I secretly sell my girlfriend's feet pics to buy my extra expensive Christmas bear.
I have no regrets.
Buddy.
This is not a thinking outside the box.
W, W.
This is not- what do you mean? This is not-
W, man.
Okay, okay, Jack, we need to have a talk. Also, I have something in my eye I'm blind.
I can't see. You know what? Everything goes fuzzy.
Okay, we need to have a talk in just one second. Let me get my fuzz out my eye.
Uh, yep, literally going blind-a, oh my gosh, what, what, how, wow, I can't see anything.
Crying, crying, right, okay, I might survive, I might not, we'll push through it and I'll
just try my best I guess.
Okay, um, this is not WMAN's activity, okay, if you are being serious, um, um, okay, okay,
who is, okay, right, I need to specify something, who is buying your girlfriend's feet pics?
I feel like no one just buys random feet pics, because you can just type on Google, feet pics.
You know what I mean?
So what are you advertising these ads?
Like Sarah Broadway from HR who lives in Brackley and then you're getting people that know
her in real life to buy her feet pics. Like how is this working? Like is it her
followers buying her feet pics? Are you like going on her Instagram and like
going to like the strange hidden requested DMs and like selling feet
pics to those people? Like are you are you pretending her feet pics are like
someone else's feet pics? You know what I mean? Like I feel like I need more
How are you taking the feet pics? Like is it while she's sleeping?
Does she know that you're taking feet pics at all?
For Finder, like Earth, but for feet.
Yeah but like no one's buying random feet.
Because people know what feet look like.
Are you doing like requests?
Because hold on, I'm just, I'm trying to set this up in my head.
And then I'm gonna give you the appropriate penalty as a result because no one's buying random feet, right?
Okay, like you don't pay to see pictures because you can get pictures anywhere, okay?
So are you like pretending to be your girlfriend?
Taking pictures of her feet and then like messaging people pretending to be what's going on?
You don't want to know well actually I do okay because because we have to give him the appropriate
I need to just
Wait, I'm considering myself a judge, and I'm also considering chat a judge and chat chat can't make a
Valid decision unless they have all of the information Lydia don't like to chat you're buying feet pics
That's why you're banned from most podiatrists
What?!
What's up with that?
You make me wrong by showing us your browsing history.
There's nothing on my browsing history.
I have never in my life purchased content other than like Netflix.
And
When you would buy individual songs back in the day, okay? I
Have not
What do you mean show it? I'm gonna box my I'm gonna box myself if I show
Guys there's nothing to buy, okay?
Maybe the girl should buy the expensive bear so he doesn't have to do this
What? So you're saying it's the girlfriend's fault for not just buying him the beer in the first place.
Would you rather have a man who secretly sells your feet pics or a man who cheats?
Okay, I would rather he secretly sold my feet pics, okay, but both of them are bad.
I'm not saying that that's a good thing.
I would also rather he killed one person versus a hundred.
Okay, that doesn't mean that it's a good gossip.
My bad. My bad. Okay, but you, you're going in the naughty list. This isn't even a vote. You're going in the naughty list, bro, okay?
Messer on or find out, and if I find out who you are, I'm telling your girlfriend.
Libby, do an eye tracker challenge.
Sydney Sweeney Feet Collections. She is an American actress. She first gained attention in-
in her history. Professional Arsenal fan, who to be a Gooner am I right?
Lydia wants to distract from her feet. Her hairy feet. Or otherwise structured feet.
Lydia's feet remain a mystery.
I have warm skin, the chocolate just melted, okay, um, right.
What was that, bro?
What do you think it was?
2018 for appearing in the television series everything sucks born September 12th, 1997
Thank you very much and thank you to the band Clancy, he's not here right now, he's
not here right now.
I turned on Lydia's stream.
I turned on Lydia's stream on my computer.
He's not here right now, right, Jack?
Right?
Right?
Right?
No.
Oh my gosh, you baited me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
ProofStream is in this tag category for a reason yeah Lydia what is with your lack
of shoe fashion you could probably rock some boots or heels I do rock boots I
love boots I don't wear heels because I don't show my feet I turned on Lydia's
stream on my computer. But then I went to my family Christmas celebration. That's why
I didn't actually watch stream. However, my username hasn't lost any airtime and I remain
one of Libby's biggest fads. Yeah, but you weren't typing. So, you know what, you know
But thanks.
Thanks.
That's better than not being there at all, I guess, and you watched, so that's cool.
You know what, it's better to be a lacquer than not being there at all.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Okay.
I got really...
What?
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
What?
Okay, right, okay. I got really turned on by my brother.
Now wife?
Sorry, I'm really confused.
What? I got really turned...
Oh my God! Okay, okay, okay.
I got really turned on by my brother's wife
One Christmas dinner
Since then I fantasize about her every other night when I'm half asleep
Oh my gosh
I used to kill my soul with shame
Letting go of all these feelings has been helping me get back in touch with everyone, including myself and God hugely.
Now I am glad nothing ever truly came between us. There have been a few clothes caught!
Nobody else knows, of course. It's amazing how the worst kind of temptation can lead to
A positive wholesome outcome.
What?
Merry Christmas.
P.O.V., I'm the creeper from the Lost of Us.
Clicker thing.
Okay.
The clickers are back mom.
Um.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
Um.
What, what, what, what, what happens in this situation?
What do you mean by that?
That were a few close calls great clicker impression. Can you do the sound to at Lydia violet?
That's crazy
wait
Okay, what do you mean by close calls?
What do you mean by close calls between?
You and your husband's wife. Thank you, Ruff
Mm-hmm. Okay. Um
I'm assuming he means like okay, this is what I'm imagining
staring eye contact and
hand brushes
Um
You should tell your husband that she's leading you on
Sorry, not your husband your brother your brother see this getting a few things you should tell your brother
that she's leading you on if she is leading him on I don't know I don't know
this was so vague what do you mean why because bro he said close calls I'm
imagining like he's she's like doing stuff I don't know I don't know the
situation okay okay it depends what's going on if she's like I don't know
like winking at you and stuff then you should be with your brother like your
girly pot be winking at me bro I don't know that just kind of seems a little
messed up you know what I mean um is that not far enough like why did I get
so many question marks when I said that like like if if she is flirting with
you as her brother-in-law, imagine what she's doing to like non-brother-in-laws, you know what I mean?
Unless you're being delusional in a nice way. It depends if you're seeing things, but I don't
know if you're seeing things, but either way you should shut her down and be like get away
for me you fiend okay and then get away from her and don't think about her
because she is your what did you do when this situation and that's where you see
how you look at a linity it depends if you are seeing things or if she is
actually leading you on, okay? I feel like, but either way, just try to not think about
higher, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I have gone through my Christmas stocking before my parents
woke up and eaten things and made the wrappers look unopened. That's fine. Who eats? Hold
on. Who? Wait, isn't that like the whole point of stockings? Isn't the whole point
of stockings to the things that get you through the morning before your parents wake up?
I thought that was the whole point, which is fair enough.
No?
You don't open your stockings next to your family?
What?
That's not only child!
It's like I'd get a boppet and an orange to tide me through before my parents wake
And then I would be like, wake up, wake up, wake up.
That's normally, that's normally, I think that's fine.
I think that's to be expected.
Also, chat if you would like to confess,
your deepest darkest, maybe we'll only do a few more.
Then we might possibly get to yours, maybe.
I am one secret helper.
I'm one of the secret helpers who
decorates the huge Christmas tree in my hometown church.
But I didn't attend the holy mass in the evening because I watched the live stream and said
that's okay right that's okay oh my gosh hold on are you talking about Chris Dingle
I forgot Chris Dingle was a thing I forgot that was a thing bro I mean there's more
wholesome people here. In my personal unbiased opinion, I think that's wholesome. Jesus was
watching live stream too. Well, you heard it here fast. When I was around eight years
old, I wanted to wait, hold on, actually, the last one, he cancelled his holy mass.
he didn't go to his holy mass to watch stream one for good two for naughty one
forget two for not wow people posting to that's crazy that's crazy okay that's
primarily one good job good job yeah I think that's okay as to as well not as
us too. True is naughty. Don't worry. I would never vote you.
And I am that twitch. Thank you for the gifted to Jesus.
Shout out Jesus. When I was around eight years old, I wanted
a Game Boy Advance from Santa for Christmas. The Game Boy
Advance from Santa for Christmas. Okay. I later found
the receipt for it in my parents' bedroom. That was how
I found Santa wasn't real
Oh, but they make it so obvious, right?
In this day and age, it's like, how does Santa get you that game?
Yo, like, how is Santa going to like, PlayStation?
I'm getting you like, PlayStation game.
How is Bro Bro logging on to Steam?
I'm like buying games on steam for you
Is it at his elves doing that like it doesn't make sense
It's just makes sense
Back in the day toys are us. I'm pretty sure that was only an English thing
But like we're like all of all of my presents. They were from toys are us, right?
like
Why were my presents from toys are us? I thought they were from Santa
What?
So for Christmas one year Santa got me a free pass, one time used to not be hit by my mum
when she was mad, Sadjbob.
Well, that, well, thanks Santa, I guess.
I'm divorced. Okay. I'm divorced. But my ex-wife and me still have a good contact. I invited her to my Christmas celebration. Okay?
Do you do my miscommunication? She can't come.
What? Wait, what?
I invited her to my Christmas celebration. But due to my miscommunication, she can't come.
Now I bring the gift I got her an 80 pound perfume back to the store.
Hold on why are you ahoi?
Okay, second of all, if you messed up, why are you returning?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, just to confirm, you messed up.
So instead of being like, sorry I messed up, here's your present on another day.
You messed up so you're refunding her present?
We are!
Pro-heart!
So she could have come.
But somehow you made it seem like she couldn't come.
And then because you found out she thought she couldn't come, you're like, let's refund them.
Um, what's it good for, Naughty? What? What is it?
I'm seven, thank you for the seven, thank you.
She doesn't want it on the day.
So she doesn't deserve.
Um, wait, why are you saying one?
Guys, why are you saying one?
Um, well, uh, I'm, I would, I would through, through this in two.
I don't think that, I just give her the present and say sorry.
What?
Make it make sense.
Okay, was talking to this girl?
Whoa.
What?
I was talking to this girl and bought her $200 shoes.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Sorry, I feel like this is just like Americans.
Like, it's actually crazy.
It's actually crazy.
Like, never in my life.
So, oh, I just could,
well, literally what just happened to my hair
when I did that, hold on.
Bro, I feel like this is just American.
It's like never in my life, okay, I actually don't know what just happened, okay, okay, hold on, let me just...
Yeah, I fully cooked this, hold on, give me one second.
you
Well, I was faced with the um, with the uh, Mara in front of me, I realized that I had
chocolate all down my legs.
Not sure how long that's been that full.
My apologies if it was triggering you.
Right.
Um.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, wait, this is actually not,
I feel like this is American.
Like, never in my life have I heard of anyone
spending that amount of money on like a gift
outside of like, anything.
I've never in England in my entire life
heard of a man spending 200 on a gift.
But I feel like, I feel like people that I know
that are Americans, I don't know,
it's just cold shit, crazy.
Anyways, well I was talking to this guy
time and bought her $200 shoes. Crazy. The other girl I was talking to wanted to hang
out at the same time I was delivering the... I actually don't understand, I'm so confused.
Like why would you spend $200 on a girl's shoes if you're talking to multiple girls?
I don't understand.
Like bro's not even a charred.
Like, what's the point though?
You don't even like that that much.
Why are you spending $200 on shoes?
It doesn't make sense.
Okay, okay.
I was delivering the gift.
I thought I was cooked.
the third girl didn't want anything. This is not Chad. It's not Chad. That's...
He knows how to treat them right. That's not Chad. You're...
You know, buddy, I don't believe you.
Now what?
I ate chocolate in a way that would concern a doctor and a priest.
What could he hypothetically mean by this?
I don't get it.
Don't worry, buddy.
Don't worry.
I wanted Game Boy when I was a kid.
What?
20 times I thought!
Thank you for the 90 minds!
Thank you.
I wanted Game Boy when I was a kid, but I forgot how to pronounce the M.
Anyway, we've been together a few years.
Bro, what are these confi-
I can't help but watch beautiful female streamers on Twitch.
I didn't just want to confess.
I wanted to ask,
you must know some beautiful streamers on Twitch.
How do you get over it?
Uhhh...
What do you mean, asking the wrong person?
Yes, I know many beautiful streamers on Twitch.
Yes?
Um...
How do you get over it? Well...
I'm not trying to get over it.
I like watching Twitch.
I like watching Twitch.
I used to pee in the Christmas tree water.
What, bro?
What?
I used to pee in the Christmas tree water.
My parents never knew why the tree smelled.
Why?
Why did, why did you do that though?
Also, Christmas trees have water?
Do you have like an actual real growing tree?
Who has Christmas tree water?
Who waters their Christmas tree?
Although there's like not that much water
to go in a Christmas tree pot, right?
So, shortly they saw that it was yellow
and smelt like pee.
And they were like, I have a small child.
it's probably to try, unless you want a small child
that's the only thing that I can think of, you want a small child
brohead dog urges feral dog play vibes
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
What made it worse was that he was in the corner watching.
Buddy, I don't I don't want to get involved.
I don't want to get involved.
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
I see I see trigger words on my screen right now.
I was watching stream before my girlfriend surprised me with impromptu
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Congratulations. We have officially done our rounds for the day of getting through anonymous confessions.
Do you have a worse view on chat or was that what you expected?
Remember, it's anonymous. To be expected. To be expected. That doesn't mean 75% of
chat is great. 75% of people did not submit and flash it.
Honestly these were modded. Sometimes I like to, um...
How else would you promote Lydia Toe?
Sometimes I like to go review the unmodded, the unmodded version and see what comes up.
And let's just say, let's just say I think we got the good end of, yeah, the stick.
is that anyways okay um which you are maybe because it's boxing day would you
maybe um like to which one more crazy Christmas movie before um this is the
last Christmas thing that we do and then Christmas is over oh you want to be
blocks bro I would so box you guys I would legit oh my gosh I actually love
that's so bad. You know what I love doing in life? Fighting. Like I have a
passion for just violently attacking people and as a grown adult I feel like
I really can't do that very often and it makes me so sad because as a kid I
actually love fighting so much. For Christmas was over last night when we fell asleep or so you said. No no no no
But like you can still do Christmasy things on Boxing Day, okay, and then and then it like fully goes and then you can't okay
Like I don't celebrate Christmas on like the 5th of December
Well, my mom's birthday is on the 13th of December and that's really nice because we would never put the Christmas decorations up until like after
And I'm all like after her birthday and then it's like it begins on the 14th of December and then it goes until like
Well Christmas decorations until New Year's Eve, but you stop doing Christmasy stuff on Boxing Day
Like you have Booking Day and then no more Christmas-y stuff, um, the whole of December is Christmas.
No, because that's not special anymore.
Anyways, the, uh, the last little bit of Christmas, if you want.
I know it's a little-
Do you remember you challenged Nalopia two years ago, Peep-a-blush-spinny-peepo-box?
I do.
I do and I am yet to see her again in person and let's just say when we do see her again
It ain't looking good for her about the Christmas trees
It's big in the US where we buy fresh cut trees to take home and decorate
It's good to keep them watered so they don't dry out as fast the Christmas trees in the US
Ah, like, unironically like 50,000 gazillion feet tall,
unironically like literally not even exaggeration,
it's like 50s a gazillion feet tall.
I was so confused why, like how?
Americans have such tall Christmas trees.
Why?
That's crazy, right?
Anyways, like, if I walk around,
I will never see a Christmas tree more than like,
I don't know, like three meters,
I bought for maybe like in Colvin Garden, right?
Every random place I went.
I'm leaving early because of Winter's Confession, or because your Sydney Sweeney Foot video has loaded.
I'm not leaving early.
I'm doing a late night stream actually, but hold on, how do you know whose confession is which?
Chad, I was going to ask.
Would you rather watch?
Okay, I have three Christmas movies lined up.
48 Christmas wishes.
Option number one 48 Christmas wishes. Option number two a Charlie Brown
Christmas. Option number three Mrs. Santa Claus. Which one would you rather?
Fifty Shades of Christmas please.
the other day I was walking around in the shop and this man I was like walking around
right okay in my sunglasses and then this man goes haha there you go miss like as I
was passing down the aisle and then he's like James Bond style and then like and
And then he's like, oh, 50 shades of gray style.
Honestly though, like,
like, I don't, okay, I don't even wanna hate, you know?
Because I feel like in this day and age, right?
I feel like a lot of people in England
that like, you know, wanna have talks to each other,
you know?
And it's like, yeah, it's like a weird thing to say.
But at least he said something.
It's like content in my day.
It's something to talk about, you know what I mean?
And it's like, on the one hand,
I'm like, haha, yeah, that was a funny story.
But then on the other hand, I'm like,
Yeah but like he spoke. I'm not used to people speaking to me, you know?
You told us that yesterday. I still like it.
Man you're getting old when you forget things like that.
Kyve.
Tax year B. I wish I was a reindeer so Santa could whip me.
Kyve.
Oh shit, this isn't anonymous.
Charlie Brown is two minutes maybe we can watch that in one of the others too?
Lydia of Hug.
Oh shoot! You're so right! Sorry, we can't watch Charlie Brown. That's not the movie. It's the trailer, sorry.
I'm gonna say something once, okay? And then I'm probably gonna say it again in a few months.
Just because I have told a story one week ago, two weeks ago, one year ago, two years ago, okay?
You understand that majority of people watching stream one year ago today are not the same
people that are watching stream on that particular day.
So when I retell a story, okay, and like five buckaroos speak up and say, we already
know.
No, bro, you already know, okay?
90% of people don't know.
It's just you that know, okay?
Like, like, and yes, most of the people are lurkers who are not here constantly, okay?
But vast majority of people...
Wait, there's 50 shades of gray. I thought there was only one pane.
The last majority of people don't learn.
By the way, you told us this already. We already know.
Okay, my bad. We can't watch. Okay. Um, guys, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm edging towards
Mrs. You know, I'm just going to use the words that I want to use in my life. Okay.
It's a valid word and I can't think of an alternative to it.
to it. So I'm just gonna ignore all the AORs because it's just so hard to articulate what
I mean in my days when every single other word is a sus word, okay? I am edging towards
Mrs Santa Claus over 48 Christmas wishes.
Edging our Atee Plus.
What are your thoughts?
She's edging to Mrs Claus. Makes two of us.
Guess Santa's not the only one coming down the chimney.
guys I meant what are your thoughts on the movie not what are your thoughts on
gonna be a long night gonna be a long night right okay guys it's not pre-watched
Okay, I clicked at a random on onto a random part of the movie to see the quality
Who spiked the egg nog I dead
I don't even know what eggnog is, but when people say eggnog, I imagine it as like chocolate
milk. What would I do for some chocolate milk right now?
I knew Lydia was sus. Chat, please form an orderly queue.
Chat, please form an orderly queue.
Admonition will begin in two minutes.
Education with Lydia will begin in five minutes.
Meanwhile, me wholesomely getting my blonky.
Anyone?
Especially the mountain of stamina.
I didn't soil my Blonkey.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna skip.
So you can pay attention to the movie instead of thinking of these banners.
Eyes on the movie, please.
Take me in here.
I don't think you can mess around with musicals.
About to make movie night every Friday, aren't we nice?
Nice better buy a new blanket for Friday.
Make movie night every Friday nice nice um better buy a new blanket for if you've been
on every Friday right I don't sew on my blanket hold on is this a musical I'm really sorry
I can't
Grasp is shining and the spar
Hull and the dust
Alfie buttersault's done in real soon
Waaas
We attribute to the boss
Miss Muffin's air is twice sad
Much more
Here's your carbon days to Chris
Let's watch the other one
Okay, 40 and Christmas wishes
Okay.
I'm so- I just-
Lydia has the munchies craving chocolate and wants to roast people.
We guys know what that means.
Hide for a week.
Lydia, you don't like musicals.
Thought I was the only one.
I gave us a unit pregnant for a week.
No need for musical in the title to warn us.
First of all, you're not pregnant for a week, okay, men?
What about the horror Christmas movie?
What about the horror Christmas movie?
You want to watch the horror Christmas movie?
Okay, Tat, would you rather watch this?
Of course you can.
I know.
That's a great idea.
Okay, one 48, okay, one 48 Christmas wishes
or two night of Christmas horror movie.
Nah, that looks, no, that looks so true.
Guys, this looks so trash, what?
I'm sorry.
Who was I to?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
that looks so fine.
Enough.
We hold on to the elves and children.
We're since one of the elves' children.
We're in Finelands for this year's...
Is that ethical?
Official Christmas, Coachy Santa.
Oh.
I thought they were small, elite, grown people.
Hmm. This is fabulous!
Ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, Patty!
Can you please run this down to mail room 42?
You got it, Santa.
No, please.
Santha's go bad vibes.
I have messed around with Troudlyba Santha.
I have messed around.
I wanna speak to the manager.
John, sorry I'm late.
Hi mom, you made it.
Are you kidding? I would not miss this for the world.
Oh, Blake, honey, it looks incredible in here.
Thanks, Mom. I might even help.
No, I didn't.
Really?
Well, maybe she's saving all her energy for the big stocking here.
This is so cute!
This is so good way too much. You guys are going crazy.
Crazy good?
Nah, something's stuck to there. Blake did not make that Christmas tree.
Are you saying Blake put all the little flowers in like that?
Something's off.
Nope.
Uh, mom, I have to catch the cat.
I have to catch the cat.
That's okay.
Yeah!
How did he reach?
How did he reach, huh?
Of course.
Where's the cat?
Honey, that's a great spot for it.
Where's the ladder?
Over there.
It was a really magical Christmas, wasn't it, Em?
Honey, where are you going?
Upstairs.
Hey, we're just getting started.
I brought home some more food.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's getting started! I brought home some marshmallows!
So what do you say we put on some music and we put the hot cocoa on the stove?
Christmas isn't magical. It's just cheap plastic decorations.
Chat, were you a grumpy tween?
Because your father loved Christmas.
Oh no, it's another one of these.
It's important that we keep these traditions going to keep his memory alive.
Well, it's not working!
Come on.
We do this every year.
We put up these decorations and pretend like everything's okay, like Dad's still here.
But he's not!
And putting up some stupid decorations isn't gonna bring him back.
Hey!
Oh, no, I love Blake!
I-
Sorry, I- I- I feel bad.
I'm sure he made the whole tree by himself and nothing weird is going on
This is not the same plot as yesterday yesterday
Santa and child labor elves gay
It's not the same.
Yes, but you are an influencer.
I have been told.
I got you.
I'm just starting to forget, I'm late, and I've never even had the chance, I just wish
the kids could have told me about it.
I wish we had a little more time.
Just the main thing
I don't know if it would be magic
Okay, this is actually the same flow as yesterday
I want to watch a Christmas movie so bad
Why is the noticeable difference that mom is younger?
Okay, y'all, now this Christmas may be chat.
It's a wholesome feelg...
Okay, trust me, this one's bad. Trust me, trust me. It has...
7.1 million people thought this was bad 7.1 more child labor legit since one of elves
been children that is not a normal thing I'm good I'm going to get my Christmas dinner
from yesterday Chatterfly starts scooping out the stuffing is that gonna make you feel
I feel uncomfortable
Knock it off
We don't have time for any of these little reindeer games. You have a deadline to meet
She started it
It's a cold we have never been this far because my mouth
If we don't wrap all these presents in time oh
Oh, since today you are. I've been looking all over for you.
I wanted to show you my latest invention, the Holly Jolly Gift Wrapper 2000.
Designed to wrap a present in seconds. I mean, it was safe for so much time.
Can I give you a demo?
Hmm. I prefer you keep your inventions away from the workshop.
Do you remember Christmas 2?
Workshop.
2019, you almost slipped the entire place on fire with your automoto hot chocolate.
Bro, they're sticking kids in a workshop and making them work.
This is not okay.
Yes, the keyword is almost, I mean, this thing's a word just fine, just watch.
No, I said.
Uh, sometimes it's a little jammed, I mean, let me see here.
Rufus, that's enough, stop!
Oh, here we go, it's working now!
This is not enough presents for the entirety of the world, by the way.
Just for realism purposes.
Stop!
Will you shut that thing off?
Sorry, I guess I still gotta work out a few of the games.
Let me make a few adjustments and I'll be right back.
How the hell?
Like, do they walk in rooms and there's like a billion rooms?
Is everything okay, dear?
No, it's already bad enough that we're so far behind
Mrs. Cool is kind of a bad eater. Rufus has to come in here and make it worse
By golly, I can't stand that elf. Oh honey. You just need to be a little bit nicer to him
Why should I?
All he ever does is mess you up
When everybody is decking the halls. He's wrecking the halls
To become a rapper while you're at it. Oh, just
I wish there was a way I could get rid of them.
Well, I don't want to talk about them, Rufus.
That is no way to talk about them.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Each one of them is a cuddly to us.
And Rufus means well.
He just wants to help.
You guys, I can't follow this as you dry.
Stop.
I know you would miss him.
And you know how the saying goes,
you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone.
Did I put some oil in it?
A glow came up with that.
Never met Rufus.
Anyway, I have to get back to finishing these letters so we can finalize the list.
I'll be in my office.
But, but, I thought we were doing dinner in a Christmas movie tonight.
You promised.
I'm sorry, honey.
I can't.
I don't have any time.
I'm barely there.
Uh, does anyone know where we keep the first aid kit?
It's not going bad down here.
Can we stop the fire, elves?
Noah!
Like, what's wrong?
Oh my gosh, you're just in your face.
You weren't messing around, Noah. It's not funny.
Ow! Watch it!
You know it's my bad ankle?
Not my fault. You deserve it.
Get more dolls!
I'm not mad at you!
I'm a kid and I'm a part of the firing.
We're here for a reason.
You know what? So you can get more pointless things.
Now hurry up. Mom's waiting in the parking lot.
Oh, fine.
Okay, how can I help you?
We have some EPA dolls on my way.
We wanted to pay off the balance.
to be under Sophie Peterson?
Okay.
Lydia knows how to cook.
It's just a question if it's edible.
And then if you get food poisoning.
And if you survive.
But Lydia can cook.
Eating it.
Alright, well, with that, it looks like your balance is 362.57.
What?
There must be a mistake.
So the shops...
Where'd the elves go to the shops?
We only owe you $150.
Oh well, kid, things have gone up since the-
Bro, this is what I mean by the way!
Does Santa just have an unlimited money glitch?
How is he getting all these presents from the shop?
The last time you were here, I mean...
Toys, cars, gas, everything's gone up.
But we don't have the money.
And you can't just raise the prices on us.
We had a deal.
We wanna talk to the owner.
Okay, kid.
I am the owner.
And if you cannot afford it, it is not my problem.
See, I will just put the stuff back out on the floor
and I will sell it to somebody who can afford it.
Literally.
The toys aren't even for us.
I don't care who it is.
Why are we watching this?
Guys, I'm trying so hard to find a DMT movie here.
I'm trying so hard.
Yawana.
Yawana.
Oh my gosh, Scrooge was so good yesterday, bro!
I want to watch this!
I want to be good!
Oh, God!
But like, we've already watched Scrooge.
And dad falls!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Like, Scrooge was so good, I can't find another one like him.
Hasp is worn to Christmas, I feel like this is really old.
Asper.
I'm Holly. Holly Jollymore.
Hmm...
Andrew taped the boxing match.
Guys, you're not gonna see me for a week.
If we watch him alone.
May I help you?
Two thousand and two hundred.
If you guys find a video link, okay?
Jameson!
I'll love you forever.
I'll owe you for the bow.
Jameson!
I just need one.
May I help you?
Hi.
My name is Grace with Operation Smile.
You're looking for donations to help kids?
No thanks!
Oh!
Sorry, I got my work for my kids.
Jason, I was calling for you.
I'm so sorry, sir.
I was sorting ML in the other room.
I didn't hear it.
I don't want your information.
This video is available.
It's your job to come when you're called, and to answer the door when someone comes
to it.
Yes, sir.
Understood.
By the way, this came in ML for you today.
It's everything okay, sir.
My nephew has invited me for Christmas dinner.
Why doesn't the same video come available in my country?
You'd have to pay me to waste my time there.
Sir, can I ask you a question?
Oh my gosh, this is a throwback.
Oh my gosh!
It's nothing bro, you just linked me a review and facts about the movie Scrooge'd.
This lady is giving me facts.
The incident was meant with the mixed response, open it please.
About the movie Scrooge'd.
Yeah
Just remember the pain.
The broker will have a script here.
Is this his office script and someone's filming him?
Hold on, how old is Mr. Bean?
Is he an old man now?
Imagine being the lawfair than the lawfair.
You always just hear yourself giggling.
If I was in a laugh track,
they were filming me for the laugh track.
I'd laugh like,
hee hee hee hee hee.
And then I'd always be able to hear myself.
Like if you do like a really standout laugh, okay?
Then like every time it comes on,
then you can be like two of our buddies.
You hear that one, that's me.
And then you're like the famous laugh.
Did you always do that to him, isn't he?
I auditioned to be in a laugh track once.
He said I had an ugly laugh.
Baaaah!
Baaaaah! Baaaaah! Baaaah! Baaaah! Baaaah! Baaaah!
Whip whip whip whip whip whip!
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
On morning, going to the shop.
Like, why am I continuing to get a link to movie reviews?
The B, or the B-movie isn't even a Christmas bit.
I'm trying so hard.
Oh, what do you mean I'm the eagle version of Mr. B?
Oh
Oh
Do you ever find something VIP?
Do you want to find something?
I'm VIP, sir.
I'm...
Also, just because your links get deleted, it doesn't- I still click on your links, by the way.
Don't think you can't link because they get deleted.
I still click on them.
Scrooge was soo good yesterday! It was soo good!
How fast?
So say it.
My favorite!
So what's next on our snow fungus?
There's no angels! Check! Snow fast food!
Okay, is the Polar Express good chat? I swear it's a game.
I thought it was a game.
I thought it was a game.
Watch snow movies, eat snow white.
Snowman.
Like of course, build the classic.
Snowman.
In the snow monster.
It makes it one of those!
All Lydia Violet streams are so good though Lydia's nodders.
I just got a fun sadistic.
Roscoopy do is not brain rot. That is crazy.
Honest saves Christmas, is that good?
You ruined Christmas.
And we're just monster bait to help you catch that ice cold creedin'
RUN SCOOBY
Scooby-Doo is cultural phenomenon that defines modern people for all of these
I know right, colorful brainwrap, that's crazy
We're gone man, real gone
I've only been linked to like one actual movie so Anna saves Christmas yeah now I'll keep looking
A Christmas miracle is like so is this people chill
Is this too modern 2004 is that old
That old enough.
Bro, I didn't ignore you. I heard you.
Today is my birthday.
Can you say U-W-U one time?
U.
Woo.
Okay, right, okay, this is the last time I'm changing.
I don't care if a nuclear war breaks out, we are sticking with this movie chat, okay?
We are sticking with this movie, we are not changing the movie, the movie is locked in.
Get your popcorn, get your meal, get everything, okay?
The movie's locked in, we are staying on this one, and then no, no, no, thank you.
I'm really sorry before the movie starts. Can I just get some more to really quick?
And then I'm so excited because I don't want to miss a start. Okay. Okay, get your popcorn.
Okay, because remember, right, okay, if you pause the livestream, then the livestream doesn't pause.
So you can't pause the livestream. And we're about to watch a movie.
make sure that everything is perfect and ready so that when we watch the movie you don't have to
pause so you don't miss part of the movie okay make sure everything is perfect okay okay I'm
Okay, I'm going to give you 10 seconds. 10. 9. 8. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Okay, that was enough time for a toilet break, right?
I've seen you since high school, I'm sure.
You watched the entries.
How are ya?
Well, you know I married Bobby Godecchi.
No.
Oh.
Four amazing kids.
Can you believe it?
What about me?
What about you?
Tell me everything.
Oh, she reflects on.
Not there.
How?
He's a lawyer down on Wall Street.
Two girls.
Twins.
Oh.
Yeah.
Brittany and Ashley and nothing less than...
Oh my gosh, seven hours I've got to have Christmas Eve dinner for 30
dinner for 35 friends and family so I gotta go. 35? Yeah. Yeah. Well it was nice to see
we should. Why are they acting weird though? Get together. Absolutely. We're listed. We're
the only Kedekian Hartford. I bet. They sent some animosity here. Oh no no no no. You're
just going down here. Well Merry Christmas. Thank you. That's not very nice Rustin.
I'm sure your grandma's not... it's also old.
How about that?
Imagine you're making a movie and someone saying,
skip the credits and fast forward in everyone.
I wouldn't have thought people would do that. What do you mean?
I was just wondering what time your party started.
I beg your pardon?
You know, your Christmas party, what time does that start?
This is an emergency room.
Not a radio-sitting music hall.
But you usually have a Christmas party, don't you?
Usually.
Patience only, though.
You planning on being a patient?
You never know.
No, I'm scared.
No, no.
Don't want to be a patient.
There's not just rats.
Yes, breaks his leg.
Bro, I can't skip these credits because there's like content happening between the credits.
We might miss vital plot information.
Also, search for the app I need to make this movie.
Uh, what's the word?
I need to make this movie transformative so I will be talking
All your favorites
Moosecake for dessert
And that ain't no way that grandma's favorite.
They get away.
Just the two of us.
How about that, how about?
Bro, who's favorite is Kippus?
Okay, that's crazy.
Everything we did to enjoy the app,
we could just go watch it on our own.
www.yapolid.com
Don't give them ideas.
Daddy, Carmine, they don't have a dad.
Thank you.
Now she married Bobby.
Surprise, surprise.
They have four kids, a house in Connecticut,
Filled with oodles of joy and happiness. I could it's matter. Yeah, sorry to keep on
All the food in the entire world
One of your top favorite kiffas. Let's try some salmon
Hmm anyway, you have salmon remember
You know, you got to keep your strength up mom. That means eating. You haven't eaten anything since yesterday
Let's get a little bit
You don't get any necessary to do your job.
That's a dying old name.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Well, you know what?
We'll try again later, okay?
If you leave this chat in the next two hours, you are probably permabanned.
How beautiful, huh?
I would never leave you.
Yep.
Always watching chap, always watching.
But she has no saliva.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hi.
I didn't realize anybody else was here.
What?
Just me.
I'm sorry, I'm just letting you out for a little bit, you know, I felt bad cause he never gets any visitors.
It seems so sad.
Except you, of course, but I've never seen you before.
She's loosing him!
But not me!
I'm not that you've never been here before, I'm sure you have, it's just that I've never seen you before.
Can you get a packet of chips and crinkle it every now and then so we get the full movie experience?
I can, um, I can be the guy coughing at the back of the cinema.
Ha, ha!
That's a very beautiful one, isn't it?
And like, laughing at random intervals and like, cheering people on.
Don't worry, I'll do that.
Sounds angel.
Thank you.
That's very kind.
Oh, it's Christmas, you know?
Merry Christmas.
Oh, gotta get going.
Excuse me.
Why is she making an awkward?
It, like, ain't that awkward. She's just, like, doing awkward body language. Why?
Morning, Rose.
Oh, Dr. Barron.
Good to see you.
You too.
Have you been in to see your mother?
Oh, yes. We had a nice long visit, and you?
I was just on my way in.
I'm feeling okay this morning, I hope.
Oh, sure. I mean, I know it looks bad, single woman over 40 at Christmas time, but I'll be fine.
Just keep me away from the kitchen.
What do you mean there are no bad actors? It doesn't mean she's a bad actor.
I didn't even think for a second she's a bad actor.
It's just her character.
There are other bad actors.
You met my mother, didn't you?
She's nervous because she was flirting with that guy.
And this guy, she's flirting with every guy.
She wants him.
It's nothing to do with her acting work.
I've been around the block, I've been around the block.
What does that mean?
And nothing I haven't seen before.
Why would she say that?
Well then marry me, I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
Don't tell me a man like you...
He's the one I didn't marry.
I'm holding out.
They know each other, right?
Oh yeah, for what?
For you.
I'm so confused.
Okay, first interaction.
Of course, make sure I get bored of PCB and I only have an hour for that.
Sasha, do you not do this method? This is not the method.
Do you not use that method?
No.
How much?
More than you ever know.
You're gonna have to learn how to dance with me.
No, I know.
Please. Please.
You're going to have to dance with me at the wedding.
Well, that was fast.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Can I say afternoon?
Oh, did you type up the silly stuff?
Revision?
Yes, I put them on your desk.
Ready?
And, uh, Merry Christmas.
Aw.
You hate it?
Can you turn it?
I'm sure I'll love it.
I'm sure you'll return it.
Your sister called,
and she can't spend Christmas Eve with you after all.
with you after all seems it's painful since your father died so she's spending
the next week meditating with Buddhist monks in the Catskills.
Also your ex-husband called wanted to know if you would like to spend tonight
with him. I want to meditate with Buddhist monks in Connecticut.
And oh finally your shrink called she's got to cancel your session today
because her husband surprised her with a fabulous trip to
Patches for Christmas. Oh like a like a wet trite? Like a psychic.
A couple of times but I was scared for you. I think my mom's a shrink.
She doesn't look so funny.
Oh, I just struck that.
Therapist?
Being funny is that a, you know, a woman who's never had a child is editing in children's
movies.
OK, D'Arne.
Maybe it'd be more appropriate for me to work on cooking for one, or, you know, how
to survive the holidays alone.
Don't look at me that way.
I'm fine.
Do you want my advice?
No.
You've been looking.
Was she lying when she said she's cooking Christmas dinner for 35 people?
Bro, I just heard a bleeper because I'm a little behind in this movie.
you
you
you
you
you
No, no, no, no, nothing.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Tonight.
Wait, was he just being nice?
Yeah.
After work.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Tonight.
Wait, was he just being nice?
Yeah.
After work.
Yes.
So that's the guy in the office that everyone wants.
And he just strolled in and asked her on a date.
As a joke.
But then she said yes.
There's no way anyone's following. I'm so confused.
Sometimes we're right. Sometimes we're right.
Who do you love?
Aziz, no?
Yeah.
Cute.
You're right, kid.
Hello.
Mr. Brenner.
Mr. Brenner?
Is that normal, or is giving gifts to pair of legals?
Huh?
Don't start, Mike.
What?
Come on, you know some women who do flattens.
What?
The man they went about to marry was a jailor's cycle?
Yeah.
They're about to marry.
Okay, I get it.
Dear, come tonight.
The plot is unwinding.
Hey, I love you.
Wait, does this movie show genitals, what?
Father, is this PNG?
Sweet Lily, I hope this is not representation of how you watch movies, otherwise no Timothy
Shalime nor Leo DiCaprio can save you.
What am I doing?
Why am I getting flamed?
Why am I getting flamed?
Beep! Beep! Beep! Go in that and punch him in the face.
Are you really just gonna take that?
Are you really just gonna take that?
That's crazy.
Do you think I can ask you for a coke? Sure thing.
So anyway, so my plan is to spend Christmas in the hospital.
Bodge in to the lobby.
Let us past your bedtime.
Drink your tea, Auntie.
I'm not drinking my tea, and I ain't no Auntie.
Okay, buddy, it's all past midnight, and I'm just getting started.
Okay?
Um, Arthur, go in the lobby and scream.
I know that sounds kind of strange, and I mean, the hospital's probably the last place.
Anybody want to be especially this time of year?
Thanks.
To see the thing and see out of all the Christmases I've ever had,
The only one that was half way decent was the Christmas bar, I was 14, I busted my nose open in this sledding accident.
They made me spend the whole day at the hospital.
That's a shame.
No, but it wasn't, see? That's what I'm trying to tell you, because they threw this killer Christmas party where the nurses were dressed as elves and they were singing...
I bet he got that, like, thing that I was on as well.
Not laughing gas, but a...
best experience I've ever had in my life sniffing some gas in the hospital when I
dislocated my shoulder I've I've never felt anything like it
songs and the whole time all I was telling the doctors is that I'm gonna
become a doctor so I can hack into the system and I can get high on more of
this we're handing out eggnog with a little bit of booze in it and maybe
Of course it was his best Christmas.
That was awesome.
POV Lydia, greater than gets bashed in rugby, greater than needs emergency drugs to keep her alive feels weak man.
I would have been alive. People dislocated their shoulder any olden times you just...
I just had some stuff to do with pain.
You know what's the weirdest, like, human, like, reflex?
Like, why do you pass out when you're in pain?
Like, I was passing out on the nurses, right?
So she was, like, trying to cut my clothes off me, but I kept on, like, on her, right?
Because I was passing out because I was in pain.
But like surely it's the worst thing you can do like why is that an evolutionary thing?
Well on a side note by that
No, I'm sorry. You don't cut the coffee this is number four. What are you been waiting plans, you know?
Just one cup of promise more out of here. What can I get you just coffee? Oh
All right, just coffee and win a bit of a hurry
He's got friends cheating on him. Why was that my initial thought? I don't know.
Something's just going on. Maybe I'm really suspicious. No, it could be a lot of reasons.
I just feel like it's that.
Do you know the guy?
No, I've never laid eyes on him before.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Because he's looking at you with that hand.
Surely that's what's going on.
It's like weird, you know what I'm saying?
Any one thousand subjects is by the way, it's just pocket change for some, also from environment here less than three.
Thank you for the hype, Jane Donne.
Okay, here you go, here's your coffee. I'll fill you one with black.
Black.
And I got your almond butter cookies.
Almond butter cookies, those are my favorite.
I know.
Jesus, Dad.
What's going on?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, it's all over you.
And that silly smile, I know that.
Smile, I've used it.
Are you crazy?
He's just one of those really nice guys, you know?
He's like Greek or something.
Yeah.
He's talking and kissing the babies.
You know, it seems like he's kind of slow.
No, no, no, he's not slow.
He's like Greek period, back to you.
He's like cool guys in uniform, you know what I'm saying?
I've seen nothing like you.
Grot!
I've seen nothing like you.
I've seen nothing like you.
I've seen nothing like you.
I've seen nothing like you.
Thank you.
Let's go guys.
No, he's looking at me, not you.
No, he was looking at me, too.
No, he wasn't looking anywhere near you.
What are you saying, Mikey? That guys don't notice me?
Is that what you're saying?
That I don't walk down the street and guys don't turn that head to take a look at me?
No, I'm not saying that at all. I just think the guy's interested in me, not you.
Do other men notice you chat?
Oh.
I'm missing it.
Do you catch the attention of the male gaze?
Just...
G-A-Z-E.
Forget about him, alright?
Fine, he's all yours.
Come on, stop it.
You two going to go furniture shopping together?
I said forget about it.
You know I'm a straightness out right now.
I might, yeah, I might.
Come on now, come on, come on.
Now, you're a cop for twice a week.
Cut it out.
Easy with that famous temper.
Come on now, you're a cop, okay?
Your turkey club's up already.
You got my money?
Not yet.
Now, come on, Jews.
Look, if you want to meet in Arizona,
I have to get paid first look you know I'm good for it right I just gotta go do this one thing
So why don't you tell me where to meet you and I'll bring you the money
All right, look
Be me if you have the money you don't have any way at about 10 o'clock all right don't go in without me
Why?
I'll hear you don't want to surprise a guy like Arizona. That's why
All right
Well, Glenn, you know I really appreciate this way
What kind of a legal business are they doing?
What's going on?
Since you and I...
What?
Since you...
Oh wait, I mean, I don't know you.
Alright now, you better cut this out.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, wait outside.
You better straighten this out.
I'll hand you.
Wait outside, okay?
Hey, don't...
Hey buddy, you wanna get locked up?
No.
Stop passing on my friend.
What are you place?
You don't understand, it's been such a long time.
Hey, hey, hey, enough.
What's going on?
Hey, you've got the wrong guy.
Stop it.
Okay?
Hey, that is not what's going on.
Okay.
But there's a wholesome Christmas movie
called A Christmas Miracle.
He never has any visitors, he's not even real or fake.
Family, except for this one guy that's there this morning that I've never seen him before.
I wish I could hear something I could do, you know, to be sick and alone and during the holidays.
Plus one for the smoothie compilation.
You know, that's what I like about you, Rose.
You know, you care about other people.
Yeah, I have to say that I'm...
Wait, are they on a date, babe?
I just don't feel like I'm really your type.
I think you should let me decide that.
I'm a little uncomfortable with you, Martha, sometimes.
Let's just relax and have fun, Rose.
OK.
Good, because that's all I really
I feel like they really like each other if they're like hanging out on Christmas Eve.
I feel like this is like a serious date.
I feel like you don't mess around and find out on a Christmas Eve date.
This place has been here forever. On the weekends, there's a line around the block.
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Or do you have a girlfriend?
Well, I did, but, uh, we broke up a few months ago.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
They're on a date! What do you mean? Do you have a girlfriend?
Better to be safe than sorry, I guess.
That's one of the questions you gotta ask these days.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Yeah, on the side of your mouth.
Oh my gosh, I'm not eating cheese right now.
I didn't even realize I was craving that.
Literally wasn't even cheese.
Not that I've saved you from Tony's pizza.
What shall we do now?
Chad, is it tough and oriful to pretend she has something on her face to wipe it off slowly?
Um, can I see Moly?
Oh, no, really.
Oh, no. Uh, Wauksmar?
Yeah, but it's getting cold. Don't you live around here?
Yes.
Whoa
Go back to your place. Maybe have a nightcap
Tony um, I think it's the same
Mock her that's what I meant
That's what I bet I thought I think I just know what
No one has I don't have a real the greatest of egg not
No, I love it.
No one actually knows how to do that?
Is that am I making this transformative?
Okay.
Do you have family in the city?
families all down in Fulmer, it is just me here.
Great place. You live here by yourself?
Oh my gosh, bro, I just misread this.
Wait, hold on, hold on. Movie equals boring.
We, Lydia equals reason.
We watched the movie, God.
I like, I like was so ragevated by the start of that
command. I legit didn't even read the end to start with.
Okay.
My mother's house.
Okay.
Here we are.
I'll get the egg back.
You know, Rose.
I find you very sexy.
Thank you.
So does this movie contain...
I'm gonna get the nod.
You're not attracted to me.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to spoil it.
It's PG.
Okay.
You know it's going a little fast for me.
Okay.
Let's just start with a kiss.
Now I have to do a cis stop and I promise I will.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not sure what to comment.
Sorry.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Yes.
Are you going blind?
Alright, that was a little quick.
Very squelchy kissing, right?
Aye.
Very, very squelchy talking actually.
Why is he doing like that?
And here it every time he opens his mouth.
So much squelching now.
No! Oh my gosh, he caught on here!
This is horrible!
Oh gosh, I just, I'm just not working for me.
What an issue.
What is this?
What is this?
What is it like?
It's like when I'm eating mushy, light, and when it lags, I just tighten up and get tense.
I just thought we could have a good time.
Yeah, me too.
I was just trying to make you feel better.
I know, I know.
It didn't go.
I was just trying to make you feel better.
I know, I know.
It didn't go.
I was just trying to make you feel better.
I know, I know, it...
It didn't go.
I see.
I guess I better go.
My bad, I ruined that vibe.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I'm sorry. I was trying to take the floor. It was wrong.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's not you, it's me.
You're right, Rose. It is you.
Merry Christmas, Josh.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, man!
Whoo!
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Check the house with Bonson.
That's crazy.
Are you okay?
It's not me, it's Thigmas.
I think I'm just stressed out.
Nina, can you please just relax?
Look, it's the glamour club.
Dick Thongs, we size of a dot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey!
Where are you doing all this?
I'm home so early.
You must be Mike. Surprise.
What are you doing? This was a surprise for you, you idiot!
Let's go now with this guy, Nina!
What the hell is he doing in the apartment?
I have a serious problem with my friend.
Oh, I got a problem. What's he doing in the apartment?
Okay, I was gonna say shoot him in the face, but like now I feel kind of bad.
Are you insane?
Who is that guy, Nina?
This guy is my friend! He was helping me to prepare a surprise for you!
What kind of surprise?
He's a tree decorator!
All right, look, I'm sorry.
All right?
I made a mistake.
You know what?
You always make a mistake.
Last week, you started a fight on the street because you
thought a guy was looking at me.
He was looking at you.
Come on!
Man, look at me!
Get over here!
All right, look, I'm sorry.
All right?
It was just a misunderstanding.
It just drive me crazy.
I saw the two of you talking the day I...
It's looking when?
When I dropped you off at work today.
I dropped you off at the office and I saw you guys.
Do you spy on me?
No, I don't spy on you.
Listen to me. I just saw the two of you talking, okay?
Then the next thing I know, you're hugging and you're kissing on each other,
and I'm gonna kiss on my wife.
Innocent, all right?
Believe me, completely. She was thanking me.
thanking you for what?
I could clear everything up, all right?
Oh, that's not the point.
I'm gay.
All right?
Awkward.
Chet, do you know what you do in these situations?
Awkward Pirtle. Awkward Pirtle.
You know, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on.
See, you know what's so sad? I feel like in school, you find people that are like, like, like you.
You know what I mean? Like, I feel like you find people that are like, similar to you.
And in school, like, I had friends, okay?
Well, like, whenever something awkward was happening,
there should be, like, awkward turtle.
And then I feel like in the real world,
like, you can't do that because no one gets it.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, bro, imagine if I'm just in a group of people
like, I don't know that well.
And I go, awkward turtle, no one's gonna get it.
What the?
I was not hanging out with the rejects
By the way, I had a lot of friends.
I mean, yeah, hypothetically, you could.
Oh, Mr. Calvert.
Just don't pay rent based.
Landlord screaming at you.
Locker out.
Squatter's right to know that.
I'll frame pictures of the thing of the past.
I'm so sad
Why is everyone so sad?
It's Christmas!
Actually, maybe it's Christmas Eve!
It's Christmas!
I don't know. I don't know, look at her.
Look, just tell her I called, okay?
And tell her I love her.
And her.
And her.
This bro!
Tell her I'm sorry.
It's his uncle.
It's his long lost uncle.
Why?
And he's gonna be like, I haven't seen you since you were five.
Me and my parents had a disagreement, but I'm gonna give you one piece of wisdom and that is if you love a girl
Then be nice and then he's gonna be nice and that everyone can be happy
What the hell you doing here? I cool it. I have to talk to you
Look pal, you picked a bad day to mess with me. All right now
You obviously got me mixed up with somebody else. No, I just need 10 minutes of your time
No, I'm not gonna give you 10 seconds now you beat it 10 minutes. That's all I asked
I'll explain everything to you man. I won't bother you anymore. Look it's Christmas Eve. All right
Don't you have some place to be family waiting? Well, literally why not? That's it's just it's just free life content
Like why not just listen to what he has to say. I don't get it. Are you something like what's the worst that can happen?
He's a cop
Like he has a gun
Just listen to him bro. Not like what can go wrong here
What do you want from me 10 minutes like he's legit just sat in his room
Like if something actually happens and he's like no no, it's not like Tik Tok was a thing
All right, come on 10 minutes. Let's go quick
League wasn't the thing this is 2004
This is for you.
It's not much, just something.
Leek was a thing in 2004.
Oh, uh...
Thanks. I wanted to take a seat.
Cat?
Could I have something warm to drink?
Yeah, you want some coffee?
Yeah, that would be very kind of you. Thanks.
Listen, I didn't mean to frighten you before.
I hope I didn't. I was afraid I was never gonna see you again.
Okay, so it's obvious you got me mixed up with somebody else, you know.
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on here. Nothing personal, though.
Mr. Lighty.
Why is he baiting us?
Like, why doesn't he just say?
Like, he's stalling on purpose.
He could just, like, get out the reason.
Your favorite, right?
Right.
May I?
Yeah, sure.
My mouth is so sexy!
Earn me I can see.
W W peering through people's windows in Christmas Day.
I do the same.
You know what's actually the best feeling in the world?
Like it gets dark so early at the moment, right?
it's like dark at like 4pm.
And it's like, so like, so like,
I'm coming out of my like mom's house, right?
After like having Christmas dinner, right?
Okay, and there are like loads of people
like in the neighborhood,
like walking their dogs in the dark,
which is like the like the late night Christmas thing
to do, right?
And it's like, bro, I've got a whole another Christmas.
And then I go home and we have a stream.
We have an epic stream
and it's the best Christmas ever.
But it's like, it's like,
I saw all the people doing like the late night end of Christmas day things.
And then it's like I had a whole another Christmas. It was so nice.
The girls are gonna get up.
Hold on, I'm so sorry, did she just walk into a random person's house?
I didn't quite catch that.
Oh, she did!
What the hell are you?
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Awkward!
Squat his rights, no doubt!
Squat his rights, no doubt!
You alright?
You alright?
I might be pregnant.
I might be pregnant.
Regman.
Oh.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Actually, I just left my fiancée.
One supposed to marry in one week, and who I love very, very much, but who is a jealous
cyberbatter of things that every guy wants to sleep with me.
And drives me crazy.
You must think I'm some crazy person, burning all this out.
Oh, no.
Not at all.
Not at all, you know, because I'm a blurter myself.
But, uh, sometimes, you know, you just have to get it out
so that you can figure out what to do.
Thank you.
I'm Nina, by the way.
Nice to meet you.
Rose.
I'm cool.
Pedro's friend from Pittsburgh, right?
Dinner's ready.
Let's go inside.
Just say yes.
Beautiful.
I really, I'm just gonna have some fun.
I'm just gonna have some fun.
Oh.
Hey, Nalina, before I go I could use a hand and say come on.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, please.
This is going to end awkwardly.
Nalina, I think your house is fine.
You're awesome.
Okay, come on, everyone's at the table.
Is she just kissing a random person's truck?
A lot of people do that.
Um, maybe there's a run to do that.
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
I would have been left.
Come on.
Shadow, you are like a first-time kid.
Okay, like, you know, you know, like, um,
the way people do that with people's dogs as well.
It's like, I'm not like I'm judging,
but like I personally wouldn't do that.
Like the first time you meet someone's dog, do you kiss them?
Because that's like a pretty normal thing people do.
I don't know, I just can't imagine like getting someone's dog or someone's kid for the first time and like kissing them.
Maybe on time like 10, I don't know.
Yeah, okay.
It was blessed, it was blessed...
I'm really scared.
Can I have a seat?
I'm so sorry.
I'm a full-wit, actually.
I'm so sorry, my God.
Please, say we dash.
Please, don't make me feel sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry for what?
For crashing your Christmas dinner, for trespassing, for breaking an entry, for being just crazy,
for please come back inside, we'll make room.
I'm sorry, it's so sweet, but I'm, please, I, I don't...
Wait, bro, I was actually gonna say yes.
I don't fit in.
Okay, I thought bro was actually gonna say yes.
Me neither.
I know a place around the corner. Maybe we can go there and talk.
They're gonna miss you.
I'll come back.
Okay?
You're crazy.
I thought it sounded like fun working.
I thought it was a QTS system. QTS is working but not sound alerts.
That's another like, uh, lucky.
I think these are...
I think it's just in front of...
I think these are the ones that people get.
Is this transformative contact?
Am I currently trans-loving the movie?
Come on, it's freezing! It's so cold!
Once again, it's Christmas time
I'm not feeling chipper
Because my girlfriend just left me
For a male stripper
He says I'm a total pain
And I have no money
Is this a truth?
Is this a comedian or a burnt-up crashing out?
But I can picture my life without him either.
You love him very much.
Yeah, so much.
We even decided that we were going to try to have a baby,
since we just got the apartment.
We both want a baby, very badly.
Even though it's a long shot,
but you were pregnant.
Yeah.
To tell you the truth, I'm not sure.
Well, then you have to take a test and find out.
doctors have always told me that I have a very low chance of getting pregnant
and I thought I was a few times before and then I wasn't so I don't want to
take another test and I'm a bit disappointed.
W.L. getting drunk on your wedding day again besides I know I'm just nauseous
from all the stress of everything going on.
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen we're having a little impregn-
Bro my mom was pregnant and she was like yeah but I have to drink on my wedding day.
On due contest, winner takes home the stunning Christmas tree on my piano.
Just step up to the mic and tell us why you hate Christmas.
That's reason wins.
All those interested, follow me.
Look, all I know is that, um...
nobody's perfect, and if you find love, I mean real love.
You just don't throw it away without a hell of a fight.
Come on.
Look at this.
My wife used to do that with her coffee.
So one vice, you can call it that.
Your auntie.
Because he says longosanko.
Just put a little brandy in her evening coffee.
And D&B.
Just the way you do it.
Who are you?
Look, you've been very, very kind to me.
Still?
I owe you an explanation.
He has work!
Just stay!
Oh my gosh, is this how you feel, Chad?
Oh, oh, oh, Merry Christmas, Mikey!
What are you doing here?
Man, go ahead and come to cheer you up, then.
Look, this is Holly and Mary.
Mikey, get it?
Holly and Mary!
Oh, his fiancee is going to come in.
His fiancee has had the cute conversation with the, with the, with the, of the young lady.
And as a result, she's going to come back happy, like, oh my gosh fiancee, I love you
so much.
I didn't actually mean to break up.
And then this is going to happen.
Let's get a s**t out of here right now.
Yeah, the girls who are right around the corner here.
Look right there. Look right there.
Look right there.
What's up?
Look what I brought you.
Mike, I get the red hat, OK?
What's going on here, Mikey?
That's the guy from the dangle.
What's he doing here?
I'm not trying to get to the bottom of this thing.
You invited him to your apartment?
Maybe what are you thinking?
I don't know what I was thinking.
He could be some sort of psycho.
No.
I just know that rom-coms are unrealistic.
And this is an unrealistic scenario that would happen.
You know what would realistically happen?
He would be with one of the girls right now making out
and then they walk in.
That's what would actually happen.
But you know what would unrealistic run-com happen?
He's not making out with the girls
and she just thinks he is.
He's not a psycho, a little strange man, but he's sweet.
Sweet?
Makes it something you wanna tell me?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this guy.
Listen, I'm your partner.
You can tell me anything.
I can't.
Here, girl, you can try something.
I'm right for that.
Oh, it's all right.
Here, girls, I really appreciate you coming by.
You're concerned that I'm feeling good.
But really, I got to try to look back
for this guy, OK?
I might sell a few more.
No, I'll be all right.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Just there.
I find that I'm very attracted to you.
Wait, you were right.
What?
Wait!
Wait, you guys were unironically right.
Well, wait a minute.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gay either?
I like women.
I love women.
No, I mean, I really like women.
I love women too.
And I'm getting married.
I'm getting married really soon to a really great woman that I love very much.
I was married once to a woman that I really loved.
And that woman...
What's going on?
What's going on?
Excuse me?
You're believing me in a carnation?
How could you not?
When I looked at you, when you looked at me,
me I knew it was she I knew it was my
Angeline my wife all right that's it
you're out of here no no you're out of
here you're my wife stay away from me
please don't do this to me
this actually the most I actually love
this movie oh my gosh I am so happy
watching this this is such a good movie
That old man is gonna break up the is gonna break up the relationship. Oh my gosh, I cool it
I got an extreme set up.
I got a...
I got a...
And I go for my friends, my god.
Oh, just... I got a...
All right, listen.
Is that the girl?
Just standing here, standing, on the side.
Oh, come on.
Wait a minute.
Nina.
What's the matter?
what's the matter? for the last time that they they saw each other they were like screaming
at each other. Bro, be like what's the matter? She's been like sobbing all day. Bro gets
I'm sorry, I forgot what had even happened.
I really love you.
But your jealousy is killing me.
You hold on so tight.
I can breathe.
That's because I love you so much, though.
Too much?
Come on, that's crazy.
No, no.
You have to let go, Mike.
If you're gonna make it, then you have to let go.
Oh, I need him.
I do have another life.
A career.
A job where I have to talk to men.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, but all these guys want is to take you to bed.
So some of them try so hard.
You have to trust me.
Who?
What do you do when you find out you would only a stepping stone in someone else's story
which involved them reconciling with their long lost wife?
What appears fragmented and uncertain attains harmony when perception is no longer confines
to phenomenology, but extended to the underlying structure of being.
I thought you might come down again.
I'm not now, are you married or what?
Please, come on, don't go in the car.
Get in the car and stay here, all right?
Saw your fault.
Why do you keep doing this to me?
You are my life.
Please stay away from me.
You and me, I'm warning you.
Stay away from me.
You understand me?
Oh, shit.
I can't do it.
What are you doing?
Get an ambulance.
Get an ambulance.
OK.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, it's Harris.
Oh my gosh!
Sorry, I didn't mean to call him a goofy goofball.
I'm interested because, uh...
Well, you know, actually, I don't completely hate Christmas.
I, um...
There's quite frankly a lot of things I love about Christmas.
Those little dome things that you shake with the Christmas tree.
Okay, I got pregnant the summer that I turned 25 and it wasn't something that my husband
and I really planned, but you know we always wanted kids so we were thrilled and we found
out that we were going to be girl and we painted the room pink with little bunnies and all
of that and we named her after our maternal grandparents, Olivia May, and the pregnancy
was great and the delivery was great and when she came now you're throwing
tomatoes perfect she had just tiny tiny little fingers all of them and little
toes and she was blonde and you know I don't even reading that read big comment
I she had because I never I never saw her eyes because she well she her heart
stopped. It just stopped and they told us that it was defective and I tried to get
pregnant again after that and it didn't happen. And so I guess that's why I hate
Christmas sometimes when I think of Olivia May. That's a sad story lady but
what's that got to do with Christmas? Oh right she um Olivia May was born in
That on Christmas day.
What?
I'll get you the amulet.
A woman in the Bronx killed her husband and then turned the gun on herself.
Woman left a note by the scene saying, just one line, this is something I just wanted
to do for myself.
Coming up, drink all the eggnog, eat all the fruit take you want and still lose weight.
Sounds good to be true.
We'll have details on this controversial new diet.
up when we were...
The eight of the stuffings is none the less.
Time is obviously running out to buy that last Christmas present, there are only a few
hours left to shop in.
But where the hell is this guy, Rich?
Arizona?
He lives where?
Wait, so he...
I have a husband on um on um um on wool street and two other twins
bro that was a lion look wherever you can he's a squatter moves around
how do i know when actors are lying and actors are telling the truth
like either way they're acting on the lot nobody will see what i mean i don't know if i like this land
Scott trusts me on this one, all right?
Scott will take care of you.
Well, what if I change my mind?
No, I don't give a shit what you do.
I got my money.
What's up?
It's Glenn.
Glenn.
Welcome.
I got somebody here to see you.
Well, come on down and bring a move.
All right, you go our way there.
I'm not gonna go with you.
It's cool. Don't worry about it.
All right.
So what could I do for you, son?
Well, Glenn said that, um...
Glenn said what?
Glenn said that you break hands.
Yes. That's absolutely right.
Like literally, Bertha?
And whose hands are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
really bring my hands are we talking about are they talking about the fools
right now scab
Boing by the way. So friggin' good. So friggin' good. Best spot.
Oh, she's...
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm... my fault.
Everything okay?
I'm fine. That's just maybe...
She likes the doctor.
No! She likes the guy that was sat there.
That's not that, parties, but you meant me, didn't you?
Right.
Oh, I got to ask this checking.
Um, so how's Helen?
Um, her blood pressure's, uh, still a little high,
but it's much improved since this morning.
Good.
But she's still not eating.
And, um, we're concerned about that.
If she doesn't eat something tonight,
we're gonna have to insert a feeding tube.
Oh, don't worry about that. She's gonna eat tonight
plans no way mother and I for Christmas Eve we're going to sing some carols and
eat some cake and sip some nog and light the Christmas tree sounds fun
what do you think have you found yourself hungry a post-american food
chemical how beautiful she was so much more she still is and I was such a
timid little kid you wouldn't have my first day of kindergarten I got one
look at the nuns and I just I would not go in and mom here she took my hand and
she brought me inside she said she would stay and I sure enough when I sat my
little desk and I looked at the window I could see her waiting there for hours
leaning against her car okay because I knew she was there for me and now I'm
I'm going to be there for her.
I just don't, I...
Mabra.
Oldest sibling versus youngest sibling.
My mom would, okay, winter in England, so cold.
It is so cold.
I feel so dumb saying that when like we have like Canadians watching and stuff, okay?
It's so friggin' cold, okay?
I would wait for unironically hour, hour and a half of my mom to pick me up sometimes, okay?
from academics and from school, okay?
And it was so cool.
And every time I was like, I'm so cold waiting in the cold.
She's like, oh, at least I came to pick you up.
Like some people in the world,
they have to live on the streets, right?
Okay.
Now, Fluffy goes to doggy daycare every single day.
Do you think that she is late to pick Fluffy up
from doggy social?
Do you think she is late?
I can already tell you, Yanta.
Absolutely not.
I don't know, but she knows absolutely not.
She knows you're here, Rose.
I know that's hard to say, but she knows.
Your mother's lost her memory and her ability to recognize people,
but one thing she'll never lose is her emotion.
She can sense and she can feel.
I know that.
That's why we tell the families to...
Oh, you sound jealousy he.
Talk to them.
He deserves that, you know, I'm not jealous and sleepy.
I'm just seeing younger vests as old as sibling.
I don't tell you things we already know,
but sometimes you forget.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Anyone want chocolate?
I'm gonna come back a little later and check on it.
That's enough, take it around.
All right. Let's start the celebration with some carrot cake.
Huh?
Let's see. Here we go.
Just a little nibble.
Chat, would you like me if I put chocolate with my chicken?
Come on. Please.
Come on. Did you hear the doctor? It's really important that you eat okay.
Let's just try this little nibble. Please.
Come on.
Why won't you eat anything?
Oh, God.
Now let's do the tree.
Look what I want, Mom.
Look, huh?
Nice tree. It'll cheer up the room.
Uh, okay.
Let's see.
You like that, Mom?
Mm-hmm.
Merry Christmas.
Hold on, I'll get it.
I can fix it.
Let's see.
What the hell is wrong with this thing?
Grandma's going to get electric usage.
I'm going to fix it, don't worry.
She's going to get a...
That man needs to come back.
The staring one in the chair.
Oh actually she don't need no man, sorry I take that back, I take that back.
I love you.
Wait!
She knows the other guy?
That is so much to this plot. This is crazy.
You're gonna have to talk to your son.
You need help!
Look, he's probably not the one who did this to you.
So he'll be nice and un-dehyed.
Her name is Evelyn Genesis.
I guess there's gonna be a party now.
Not too nice, sweetie.
Sorry, I'll try to scrunch up some leftover eggnog for you, alright?
Okay.
That wasn't like this when I was 14.
Oh, we are! Broke even my heart attack.
I'm the best Christmas ever, I had.
Hello. Tony slash Mark Horat.
Is there any news on Audi Beniz Able ship?
Talk to your steamy.
Excuse me, I was hoping you could give me some news on Adi Venizelos.
Are you family?
No, not really. I just, uh...
I think you are or you're not.
I'm a friend.
I'm sorry I can't give out any medical information.
He's his friend. You know, like, his friend friend.
I don't care if he's his priest. If he's not...
Okay, thank you, Nurse Ratchet.
Listen, I will find out what I can.
Oh, man, I really appreciate it, but...
You know that the shit if it is we're not even really friends.
Really?
It's okay.
I figured that.
Double you got us.
I can't remember the unworked- OH WAIT HOLD ON STORY LATER I WALKED TO YOU NOT BE LIKE
I did not realize that was a vibe.
Oh my gosh.
Stop.
What is wrong with you?
You're the guy from the hospital.
Yeah, Charlie Boy, you're the angel lady.
What are you doing here?
Did you follow me?
No, not at all.
What then? Why?
Is that Robin, William?
I can't tell you being serious. I've never seen this guy in my life here. I could ask you the same question
Just want you to swim from and feel like we're like a hell of a woman standing alone on a pier looking over a ledge
I gotta help I don't want any help
If you jump in I'm gonna have to I've heard the name Robin Williams. I know he's hella famous
I just I would not think it was him that you guys are talking about cuz he doesn't look familiar
Who's got anything about jumping in?
But if I did jump you jumped in after me after you told me that you can't swim yeah
Because it's the right thing to do and you always do the right thing. Yeah, I do. It's a bad habit
You want to tell me a sad story I'm a really good listener
I'm all ears
Good guy mine
It's Christmas Eve. I'm all alone
That's it. You're all alone.
That's the best you can do.
There's more. I'm a priest.
Really?
You have 20 years.
And last year, I left the priesthood.
Kicked ahead of it.
Set up my life over.
Now, here I am.
No more Catholic family and personal family yet.
No one.
Wow.
Now, you want me to guess yours?
Take it.
Take your best shot.
An attractive lady who forgot her hat and your ears are very cold.
Bingo.
Take anything off the top shelf.
Look at that AI slot background. What do you mean?
They're in the city, what?
You want to get a cab and get a cup of coffee?
This isn't a green screen.
Guess more of your story.
Immersion ruined.
After you.
So much.
Is he rithing how to whiz how though?
Or is he just baiting how because he's on the ledge?
Can I turn the gas, bros?
You're this amazing person.
But you're too busy helping others to see it.
You take good care of your friend, right?
Thanks.
Is he close?
Was that ambulance in real life or in the movie?
It's a friend.
What's the matter?
Did you guys say that to you?
It's kind of a bad stuff.
All right.
Hope I get some please.
Are you okay?
I don't feel so good.
My place is actually not far from here.
You wanna go there?
You sure?
Yeah.
Driver?
Baiting!
Oh my gosh, do not trust that!
Do not trust...
Oh my gosh, no, this is literally a setup for a horror movie.
Bro gets in the car.
Um, he sees you're vulnerable.
He tells you to go on a date with him when you're vulnerable.
In the car, near your house, he says, I don't feel too good.
You let him in, it's GD.
Three lights, take a left.
Oh my gosh, what is she doing?
I really appreciate you doing this.
Oh man, I'm glad I can help.
I know hospital policy is.
Maybe I'm just a not trusting person.
Oh my God.
I was on our side.
How do we communicate with people in real life?
I actually could never.
They can be a little stuffy.
I remember when my lover got sick.
They were like,
Oh my God! Wait, no, I'm not gonna say that.
Oh, he's stable now.
Just thank God for small blessings, right?
Let him know you're here.
I don't care what the doctors say.
Talk to him.
Tell him how you feel.
He'll hear you.
Uh, Mike, we gotta talk.
All right.
Oh, my.
He's, uh, you gotta forget about it.
What do you got?
Hi, listen, I went to the station.
I got some info on this guy.
Did you know your friend, Tia,
started four years on a 10-year sentence
for manslaughter,
back in 79?
Oh!
This guy?
Yeah, it's him.
It was a domestic dispute.
This venezuelos comes home finds his wife for another guy, right?
But it's no boy for nothing just an old friend he goes into a rage
Chooses her being unfaithful right him and this guy get into some words. They start going at each other
He throws the guy down a flight of stairs
Neckwakes
Died in the hospital a few hours later
The wife takes off before the cops show up right and she jumps in a car and speeds away
She's the one like about 80 when she skids out on this icy curve and hits an oncoming car head on.
Oh.
She was killed instantly.
Mikey.
Oh, Mikey. You all right?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Well, at least you know who the nut is now, right?
Nah, he's not nuts.
Yeah, whatever. Come on. Let's get out of here.
He's not nuts?
Yeah, I think you're on it.
I'm gonna stay around you for a while.
She's a 10 out of 10, but she's been reincarnated as a 70-year-old man.
Wrong way around, but whatever.
She's a 10 out of 10, but she's been reincarnated as a 70-year-old man, yeah, yeah.
He's killing like CDs.
Why?
Take care of him.
Come on, let's get out of here.
You're on a...
Just listen to me.
Something's going on here.
I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna find out.
I appreciate you coming by and everything,
but I gotta, I gotta figure this one out.
You gonna be all right?
Yeah, I'm gonna be all right.
All right.
Merry Christmas, partner.
Merry Christmas.
What?
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to begin to question the existence of God.
If you're a priest, it's not good.
Bro, I watch like seven seasons of like 20 episodes each
and I don't remember a single one of them being lupus.
How is this such a big meme that it's always lupus?
I literally do not remember one time that it's lupus.
I don't understand.
Wait, that's the meme?
Wait, what?
Sorry.
Sorry.
What about you?
What about me?
Oh, it's pretty shaky.
Really? Why?
Well, my mom's been sick for a long time with Alzheimer's,
and she was always the glue that kind of kept the family
together.
Now she can't even hate herself.
And I keep trying to reconnect with her.
How do you do that with someone who's not there?
Well, I put pictures of the family all around the room,
and I bring her favorite food,
the player favorite music.
And I'm just trying to find her just even for like a second,
just to have some kind of moment of clarity
I have clarity in my nose so that I know that she's there.
Does it work?
No.
Do you pray?
No, not anymore.
Yeah, I know how that is.
I'm gonna find more hours to go.
To what?
Till you make it through the night.
Get him out your house.
Oh my gosh, this is actually terrifying.
The only reason I know it's okay is because this is a PG.
Only five more hours to go.
Have I got paranoia? No, this is just scary.
This isn't as much as I think.
But not for five hours.
No.
He's gonna have a tape on.
Strange and dangerous, boy.
Why you don't?
I'm sorry, baby.
Look, I don't want to go home now.
All right?
This is all wrong.
This is not the way it's supposed to be.
Calm down, Mr. Kelford.
Oh, oh, you want me to calm down?
Calm down, Mr. Kelford.
Yeah, all right.
You want me to calm down?
I can calm down.
Calm down.
I feel like this is not the music, we're watching like a fight scene and the music's like
You know, Artie, I gotta tell you.
I feel really bad about what happened to your partner today.
I want you to know that I wasn't mad at you.
I wasn't mad.
I was mad.
Roe is cracking.
What does that mean?
Hey, Artie, I was just screwing things up between you and me.
You have no idea.
Actually, you probably do.
Aren't you?
You have no idea.
Actually, you probably do.
Don't you?
Yeah, buddy.
I gotta know.
You know, that's the stuff you're saying today.
Value me.
You know?
Is that real?
What's your wife, those are.
That's just crazy, right?
Just some big misunderstanding.
He's not going to admit that he's crazy.
Who are you?
I'm a friend.
I've never met you before.
Paul Vangzeelos.
Michael Riley.
I'm the guy that took him here in my car.
Oh, thank you.
So how's he doing?
He's very stable.
Wow, look at those eyelashes.
All right, well, thanks for sticking with him.
It was good to meet you.
Yeah, of course.
Lashes, lashes.
Mike, he didn't give you some cockamamie story
about you being my reincarnated mother, did he?
He did, didn't he?
He's been doing that to some poor, unsuspecting chump every Christmas since she died.
Oh!
Well, look, I promise I'll let him know that you were here when he wakes up, all right?
Yeah. I appreciate it.
Not the first, it won't be the last.
My mouth breathing. I'm not. I haven't breathed this entire time. She looks like a lampshade.
no winning. That's literally no winning. Okay.
What if a girl wants to wear a hat? Okay.
10 out of 10 supermodel body wearing a hat.
Still finds her to be a little creepy.
Oh.
You're still here.
So he likes to tell people that you're reincarnated in Manor, huh?
Always around Christmas.
Yeah, but he knew all his favorite foods.
I'm sorry about your mother and all that happened.
He told you what happened?
Yeah, a little. He mentioned it once.
My father never talked about that.
Anyhow, I'm sorry.
Pop, you know, he just can't seem to forget it.
It's the past that holds on to him.
We don't count.
No matter what we do and how much you try to be there for him,
we just can't reach him.
And I can't reach him.
You know, he still keeps that glass angel by his bed.
It's the way he sees a face in it.
Glass angel?
Yeah, my mother had it blown in a glass on top of the tree.
There's a surprise for pop
Sounds like they loved each other very much
They wait he is reencon
They did
All my father's looking for his little forgiveness. So we saw him in that way
Give me some way from her
He screwed up and he's sorry. You just never got a chance to tell her
I gotta take a walk.
I'll be right back.
Guys, you're confusing me so much.
What?
He's the mum.
He's the child owner.
Is he gay with the fiance then?
Guys, when I watch a movie, I'm not normally this confused.
What?
I don't know.
I don't got it.
You're confusing me.
I'm just happy to show up.
Yeah, where's the presents?
I'm missing out the important part of Christmas.
Wow, everyone has framed pictures.
Is this a hospital montage?
Not very sigma.
Sorry, I actually have to stop being such a zoomer.
Oh my gosh.
Like, what would people in 2004 say when watching this movie?
Not that.
Okay.
in 2004 save on watching this movie. Not that. Okay. Sorry, I'm transforming it in a bad way.
How does this end properly? We're approaching the end of the movie but like
it's still kind of sad though.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you feeling?
Rose?
Charlie, if you have to leave, I understand. Really, it's fine.
They did an...
They made it through the night. Didn't I?
Yes, you have.
Did they...
But is that what you really...
Did you have a spa room?
Just to make it through the night. And that's all?
Well, I suppose I'd like to think that my life matters.
Oh, your life matters.
You've touched other people's lives in ways you don't even realize.
How do you know that?
Because you touched my life.
You're just being nice to me.
No, Rose. I'm not. It's more than that.
You saved me, Rose.
I was wondering where God was, and then the next thing you know,
there you are.
The bedside of a complete stranger telling him you love him.
It was such meaning.
And then I knew God was there, in that room, with you.
You were there?
Yeah.
Why did you do that, Rose?
I...
I think it was just so alone.
And...
I guess I know what it feels like.
She also said I love you.
That's why your mother wants you to let go in little life.
What?
Your mother wants you to live your life, Rose.
You don't know my mother she knows you love her and you're there for her. Why are you doing this because she told me to tell you
That's not funny. You're scared
Listen what I have to say get out of the house. I don't want you here. I'm not gonna leave till you hear what I have to say
She spoke to me last night
I know
I'm trying to get out.
I know how to make her happy.
I could call me a pessimist.
Happy?
My mother doesn't even know she's my mother.
She doesn't hear me.
She doesn't see me.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
When you look in her eyes, you see absolutely nothing.
She's not there.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm watching my mother die pit by pit.
So don't you tell me about my mother.
Get out of here.
Just go.
I love you, Wilkes.
I'm so confused, bro.
He loves her?
She loves his dad?
Her mom is speaking to him?
Did you do that?
The old man is in love with the young man who is his reincarnated wife?
Is it yourself, Jules?
No.
Well, there is...
But then, are the...
He thinks all the men are also his reincarnated boys, but they're not, it's just that one guy?
Some people here at the hospital think you're right.
Does anyone like fully know what's going on right now?
Like, I'm vibing. I think this is such a good movie. I am so here for the pretty pictures.
I'm having so much fun.
But like, does anyone actually fully know what's going on?
Look, this is bullshit. I mean...
I'm so confused.
You have to go through with this.
Sorry, I'm not shouting. I'm passionately talking.
If you want to leave, yes.
Alright.
Sorry, I raised my voice.
I'll play this game.
My dad died when I was really young.
My mother married some guy with quick hands who didn't have time for me.
Oh my gosh, shut up! I found my next victim!
Would you try?
I heard he died years ago, which made me very happy.
When was the last time you spoke to your mother?
I told you, I don't have a mother.
I want to help you Jules, but unless you tell me the truth, I can't.
So tell me, did you do that to your hand?
Yes.
Why?
I had to talk to a psychiatrist once to see if I was fit to do the NDA thing.
She said I was.
But bro, she quizzed me about everything.
Everything?
A whole life story to a train job, crazy?
By the time I was 14, I was taking a beating every day.
And once I got so bad, even through my mother
halfway across the room.
And that's when I told him to stop.
That's all I said.
Stop it.
And you know what he did?
He broke my nose in three places
and then threw me out of the house.
And after they fixed me up, the hospital
called my mother and she never showed.
Never even picked me up.
She'd have just given me a little hint
that she wanted me to stay, that she cared something.
I would have stayed.
But you know what?
I felt that she chose him over me,
and I wasn't going to stick around for that.
Maybe she was scared, Jules.
Maybe she was just as scared as you when she
allowed those things to happen to you.
She might have been happy when you ran away,
because she knew he couldn't hurt you anymore.
Maybe she loved you that much.
What do you call her?
I'm sure she'd love to hear from you.
I can't.
Lovers?
It's just a phone call, Jules.
Lydia making more duck face expressions
than the actors professing their love to each other.
I'm just concentrating on the movie, bro.
Okay, I'm not... I'm looking at the movie, okay?
I'm not thinking about my face.
Focus on the movie, okay?
Otherwise it's...
Otherwise it's a car off stream.
And don't say you want it to be a car off stream set.
You should start an emergency room on Christmas
if they don't want it to be.
Be back in a few minutes.
What do I do with my face?
Okay now I feel my face.
Trying not to pout and trying not to mouth breathe, right?
It's one or the other.
Oh my, he's actually doing it.
he knows his momma's number off by heart every accusation is a confession
all the day people
3d
who doesn't I don't know my own phone number okay just before you judge me for
that okay just to confirm I've had lots of phone I've had a gazillion phone
numbers, okay? That's not weird. I knew my phone number in England, okay, before I moved.
I knew my phone number in Australia. And then I've always been like, oh, I'm going to move
next month for the last 15 months. Okay, so I've just been like all of the same point
learning my phone number. I used to know my dad's, but I don't anymore. I forgot.
I thought I was never going to see you again.
Guys, sorry for the random side, like side run really quick, okay?
Oh my gosh! Do you know what was expensive in the entire universe?
SIM cards in America.
Brother, I paid for 30 gigabytes, AT&T, $100.
I don't know what to look at.
Okay.
AHHHHH!
And I had to because do you remember the first like two IRL streams?
The sound alerts one coming through.
Because data wasn't good.
Because I was on an app.
So I was like...
I have no other choice.
If I want a stream, I have to get data.
And I can't have like...
CAP?
Have you had your sleepy tea or will it be a 24 hour stream?
See, she get the nurse.
Bro, that's gonna be like every month.
Like that's gonna be months with her
Thank you!
I'm gonna put it in the video like that and thank you!
Oh my gosh, thank you!
Why are you listening?
I want you to know something.
Sorry, drink goggles.
I forgive you.
You understand?
It's over.
I forgive you for everything.
I
Looks like there's somebody here to see you
Yeah, bye.
You okay?
I'm not pregnant.
Thank you.
For the record, I'm working and have no audio but that reaction didn't seem like it matched up.
Okay, no more yapping from me so Chat can enjoy stream.
Where would you be?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nina dear, I'll be right there.
I'm Nina, haven't seen what I've seen.
Ligia, you have 100% the best reactions to everything.
You don't want my throat burgles?
What are you doing here?
Listen, I've been thinking about what you said last night.
About being scared.
I shouldn't have said it like that.
No. I know what you meant.
But you're wrong.
I'm the one that's scared, not you.
Look, it's not that I don't trust you, Nina.
I don't trust who I am.
You know? What you see in me.
You know, I'm just a cop.
You know?
You know, I don't have a fancy suit or a fancy degree on the wall.
I don't have the words to make all the things I did go away.
I wish I did, but I don't.
I just don't want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Just a cop.
Look, if you don't want to get married, it's fine.
You don't want to see me anymore?
All right.
You don't even know if you love me anymore?
Well, I'll just have to accept that,
because you're more important to me than...than us.
But if you give me one more chance,
I know I said this before, but this time this is for life.
I won't let you down.
I won't...I won't let you down.
I won't, I won't let you down.
Say no and let me know.
You have to believe me, I changed. I'm not the same anymore.
I have a plot twist.
Yeah, with the old guy.
You don't have to say anything right now.
I just, I want you to think about what I just told you.
He's in hospital, I can say he's a dress.
No, it's like you used to tell me. I mean, this is it.
This is forever.
And I want you to be sure.
Okay?
Okay.
And you know, one more thing.
Whatever you decide, be happy.
Wait, Brooke's actually walking away.
She actually didn't say yes, by the way.
I don't want to read anything.
Thanks.
Excuse me, have you seen the gentleman that visits this patient?
No one comes to visit him. I've never seen anyone.
His friend's name is Charlie Boyd, and I saw him here myself yesterday morning.
You're mistaken, ma'am. This is Charles Boyd, and no one has ever come to see him.
Excuse me, I have rounds to make.
He's a serial killer!
She dodged the bullet.
Charlie, oh my god, it is you.
Wait, he's the old guy.
Epic foot quiz.
I'm so confused.
Is it still Christmas day?
Check out how many days of Mumbai.
I feel like the fact that it's Christmas
is kind of irrelevant.
Wait, hold on.
Is this Christmas movie?
Yeah!
This movie is called A Christmas Miracle, for if this wasn't called a Christmas Miracle,
I feel like I wouldn't even know it at Christmas right now.
It's okay.
I'm gonna be right down to the island.
I can't wait now.
It's okay, Becca.
Oh my gosh, she doesn't want to go to the island!
Oh my gosh! Now I feel like such a bad person for saying go and let him in your house!
I'm going to forgot.
Oh my god!
Brother!
Wait did I imagine that a mood? Am I going to get so?
Let's get so. Wait, I'm like...
What is this?
I can't go away, it's scaring me.
It's scaring me.
I'm making me uncomfortable. The eyes are too big, I don't like it.
Like a weird little bug.
I don't like it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're giving me the egg.
We're moving, we're moving.
Hi.
Hello.
Can I come in?
I'm pregnant.
Yippee!
We're going to have an epic family,
and I'm never going to be jealous ever again.
I thought I'd come by
and give you your gift.
All right.
I'll see you in a bit.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
All right.
It's right here.
Merry Christmas.
Didn't get him a gift?
So using the fact that she's pregnant as the gift.
basically forgot the gift so he uses that as the excuse
I'm not trying to get pregnant, so you don't need to give the present.
I'm kind of wholesome, though.
Wrong call, I guess.
Well, like I said, it wasn't a call.
It was just a rom.
So, how do you think your daughter would go out to dinner with me?
You know, I was hoping you might put in a good word for me.
What do you think?
A nice, Jewish talk.
She's eating it.
Mom, you're eating.
Great! Congratulations!
I was just...
You're talking, I know that. She's a great listener.
Yes, she is.
I suppose I should continue my rounds.
Oh, Doctor.
What's your first name?
Matthew.
Matthew? That's Matthew, Mom.
I'm sorry about what you heard when I was talking to your mother.
You know as a doctor you say things to your patients that you don't really mean no no it's just that sometimes you don't
You don't want to take me to dinner. No. Oh, I mean
Yes, I would like to take you there
Well good because why I think I think that's I knew it this whole time. I knew she wanted him
I'm the other guy, but also him.
Yes.
That's great.
I would really like that.
Me too.
Merry Christmas, Rose.
Merry Christmas, Matthew.
You too, Ellen.
He seems like a good guy. What do you think, mother? Do you like him?
You can't go back to the house.
You'll regret it!
Here.
You're safe, couldn't you?
How you gonna do it, Dad?
I'm the one who's gonna bring you home.
Wait no waves can end on that!
Why didn't it end on the body with the pregnantness?
Wait that's such a sad-
Oh my gosh!
Angels open!
A good big owl for a tree by the way.
Average tree in any random west field in America.
Bro, Amir and I were unironically touring flats, like an owl out of the center of America
in some random mini west field.
20-metre tooltree
Wait did I just say hour out from the center of America?
You guys are swimming in the ocean
I was so wholesome.
My friend once told me something and it really stuck with me.
When I was 13 this girl said to me, It's not about your birthday ending because you
still feel special the few days after. It's about the few days after, when the
specialness starts to decrease. That's what Christmas is like, you know? If you
know you know. It's like now is the end of Boxing Day.
Explain the ending. Okay you know what? It's up for interpretation. How about that?
Damn.
It's not a, it's not a negative view.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like having you by my side did make that a little more confusing
of a movie.
However, having you by my side made it so much more fun than the last.
Movie time with Lydia is the best W's album.
Thank you, Bras.
Thank you very much.
I mean, Bras bought me a day out.
It was so so so so nice to see you today and thank you for making watching movies super duper fun
He thank you for today and until tomorrow appreciate you much some people rose
I will see you tomorrow. Oh, it's my Saturday. Okay, if you guys have work off
um
When is your when do you're back to up?
Thank you for a great, great stream, and the best sleep ever seen until then we are
The best people runs.
Thank you, thank you.
Thanks for stream, Lydia.
Good night.
Movie time was nice with you.
Thank you.
Would you like some?
Would you like some?
What?
Thank you.
Thanks, Lydia.
Have a great night.
Best streamer ever.
Good night, Lydia.
Thank you for the movie night, Lydia of Blanket.
I just bit my lipstick.
Ah.
Julie.
Thank you, Jenny.
I am
I will be streaming tomorrow. Um, I love people set the set
Wait, that's actually a hell of a good hour long holiday
Amazing screen media. Thank you
WW transformation of the movie made it at least 100 times better video
What's tomorrow's movie? No, that's the end of movie time. Sorry guys
I wanted to risk it for Christmas and unboxing day, but um, I can't risk it normally.
That's too much risk. That is End of Ruby Time however!
It's not the end of Ruby Time forever. Just for 364 days.
So you guys want to see what's the export we put in Watch Hat?
Thanks for Streaming, Lydia. I love these movie films.
You should do them more often.
Liddy of Classic.
P.O.V. Liddy-O-M.G.I.
I hate romantic movies,
but when the serial killer man turns out to be an angel,
O.M.G. I love it.
I'll eat you.
It was cute.
It was cute because it was a vibe
and it's boxing day.
Okay, I feel like it's different vibes.
Like, when I'm watching it with you guys,
I'm watching it on my own.
You know?
If I was watching it on my own,
I'd be like,
um,
unrealistic scenario.
No, no, no, no.
You like, you lie in the mood. You could excuse me so much, I don't fully know what's going on, yeah.
That's you, that's you.
Um, okay.
Okay, Jack, I, okay this is my plan.
When are you tucking people, Shana?
Ah, when are you tucked in?
Okay, you're tucked in with blue blanket but only if you wear the blue blanket.
Do you consent to wearing blue blanket?
Yenna, I don't say enough blue bones, that's Yenna.
Yenna.
Brown isn't...
Fine.
Um, okay, okay.
Okay, so we all had, now I'm gonna kidnap you.
Now I'm gonna start screaming in your ears and giving you a century of looks!
Oh my gosh!
Alina!
Alina! Thank you for the ride!
Hello guys! Hello guys! Hello hello!
I hope you had an amazing stream!
Alina, thank you so much!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you, Lydia, for the stream and movie.
You always make the day brighter.
Have a good night and sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams. Thank you.
I'm out! Thank you, the sub!
Thank you! Hello! How was the stream?
I should've been up and shouting at 2am, actually. That's a good point.
How was the stream? Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
How's your Boxing Day?
Hold on, Elena!
Do you celebrate Christmas on the 24th?
In Sweden.
Which means it's the 21st Boxing Day?
What the hell is Boxing Day?
What?!
Boxing Day!
The day after Christmas!
We all get together and boxy, who would wanna fight me or you?
Is that who would win in a fight? Me or Millie?
Millie?
I'm sorry! I'm tired! I'm tired!
Hi, everybody!
I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I love you!
Every raid equals one more extra stream round. Also, subbing extends your life.
No! Mike! No!
No such thing in America but we do have it in Canada
You know what that was?
My- because I was saying my
You were just gonna find
Mira and Lena
Mira and Lena
Look how red I am right now
Oh, okay
Well
Oh that's crazy. Oh that's crazy. Not everyone has Boxing Day. No such thing in America but
we do have it in Canada. Okay well it's a day where we all get together and box each
other so if you're down, whenever we see each other next. Hypothetically maybe at
I don't know if you're going to TwitchCon, I will be at TwitchCon EU.
Coming over right now.
But it's like 2am.
And that's like a three hour flight.
Or at least something like that I think.
Well, you know, if you get tired after the flight, you can chill hair fast before the
book thing.
I can sleep on the sofa, right?
thing you're making me wet it out thanks for string you're making me show you my
appreciation by sharing the song of my people
stop!
army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army
see you soon tm
you made sponge above angry now look what you've done this is not
you made sponge above angry okay and now chat's giving me the egg
Again, like immediately again. Okay. Um, well, I love you guys very much. Oh, yeah, this is the plan. This is the plan. Okay. I'm streaming tomorrow.
I'm streaming the next day. Uh, 5pm BST. Um, and then I'm gonna be filming on Monday. And then I'm back again.
I'm gonna try and stream as much as I can through the holiday until everything's back. And then the next day off we'll probably be, um, New Year's because we're gonna have a crazy
Crazy, crazy, epic, literally epic night.
You want me to tell my dad on stream?
Okay, it's a wonder about me.
Boxing like actually came to be because the rich would give poor people a box of presents the day after Christmas because the poor worked on Christmas.
Really?
Wait, that's actually so cute. It's not boxing. I never even thought of the reason.
Wait, that's so cute.
It was like, presents on Christmas and presents on Boxing Day.
Aww.
Okay, can someone remind me?
I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna, um, um, ask my dad next time I talk to him to come on
stream.
Hold on.
I'm pretty sure the first time I streamed was- the last time my dad was on stream
was New Year's?
New Year's?
Was New Year's two years ago?
Who's New Year's, two years ago?
What if we can get him back for another New Year's?
I'll have to switch, bud.
I'll have to switch, bud.
Yeah?
Okay.
I'll see what I can do, and I'll try and make it happen.
Okay.
Oh, every single year I used to spend New Year's with my dad.
I feel really bad.
I don't feel bad, because I spend it on stream.
Obviously, I like spending it on stream, but um...
Yeah, I did kind of ditch him.
These past five years, this burden on streaming and my bad, I'm sorry.
Actually four years.
Four years.
I started spending it on streaming instead.
Like, before that, every single night for like 11 years before,
I hung out with him and we watched like the fireworks in London on TV.
And my grandma, she wouldn't like stay up,
but she would make us...
There's like non-alcoholic grenadine cocktails
Before she went to bed, so I would like sip on the like, the grenadine non-alcoholic cocktail
Such a vibe
Um, anyway, I'll see what I can do
I love you guys very much
I'll see you tomorrow
Good night
Sleep tight
Tucked up
Enjoying this good
I love you guys
Time at the escort
This is not goodbye.
This is see you on the discord right now.
Right now, this is not goodbye.
This is I'm transferring you to the discord, okay?
In three, two, one, I'm typing the discord.