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Yo, bro, oh my god ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and gentlemen
Yo, what is up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, my track, can you hear me?
Yo, yo, Angel, I thank you for the sub,
Anta, I thank you for the sub,
H-Mavric, I thank you for the sub, OMG, Bowie.
Thank you for the three months of tier one.
Shout out, I appreciate it.
Oh my God, holy shit, bro.
My curls are being OD today, I'm not gonna lie.
Hello, hello, hello.
No, I'm not doing the Valorant turn today.
I hate Valorant, you know, it is what it is.
Hi, ladies and gentlemen, how's it going?
Hello, hello, hello.
Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't know what we're gonna do today.
I.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's good, Chad?
Hey!
You don't know what we're gonna do today.
That was like a cringe intro.
That was just like a cringe intro.
Why would you walk in like that?
You know what I mean?
You could have walked in and been like,
yo, yo, what's good Chad?
No, okay, is that how you talking now?
Yeah, looky.
Oh, so it's so good.
Um, anyways, what's up, see how you doing?
How did you get in my house again?
I mean, see, you got something with me, see it,
you know what I mean?
Are M3 any subs going on or?
Are you excited?
I'm so excited.
I'm so sorry.
You're in Austin.
I know, first time.
Sorry, because I am a gym truck model,
So I don't know, that one's stung.
My fault.
Oh, you see what's on my chest?
Uh-huh.
You see what's on my chest?
Well, if I could put my gym truck on.
Yeah, do it then.
I would, but I don't want to, you know what I mean?
I'm not feeling like working out today.
I actually worked out this morning, did you?
I actually didn't, I'm not going to lie.
Oh, no.
I actually, no joke, I actually did.
So you're low-key getting more.
So let's be honest, how often do you work out?
Let's talk about it.
Right now, you want me to be honest?
Like, honestly?
Four to five days a week.
No joke.
Swear my life.
Like consistent.
Consistent.
Swear my life.
Oh, actually, hold on.
Take that back.
Oh, yeah, kids.
I saw about you in those Dan Piggy promises inside me.
Oh my God!
I'm going to be so annoyed today.
Oh my God.
I'm going to be so annoying.
Because I'm like, we've got to talk.
Oh, we have a long day in front of us.
Oh, because we didn't even know about half this.
Oh my God.
Because, I mean, technically, I haven't seen you since like.
Yeah, I've not seen the face of the right
We got a talk in a minute. I'm not gonna lie. We got Jesus bill. I wasn't okay. Let's who started some tea
Sorry, hold on one second to stick your torsion. Thank you so much for the gift. It's a appreciation. Yeah, not chatting for the chat
No, my fault. It was texticular torsion. I had to say thank you. Go ahead continue. Who's that?
Go ahead. Anyways, you were saying
Well, I mean we have a lot of tea to go to today, especially to you I'm seeing
You have you go through a lot of drama online
There's not shit going on you do a lot of opinion promises shit like you
Me
No, no, no, I get I get these out tweeting clips that have nothing to do with a caption about me and making our stuff
Fucking wish you on the other hand
It's pretty bad, it's pretty bad. Yeah, it is one. Let's get the drum out of the way first and foremost
Okay, grew mugged you in your tiktok. I saw it
Yeah, I grew up on you.
Oh, you did?
I grew up on you.
You're Kuchigoblin.
Shout out to you, Kuchigoblin, with a big five gifted, W5 gifted in the top 65.
No, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
That was...
Yeah, but where's my son?
That was Kuchigoblin though.
No, I had to help.
Kuchigoblin?
I had to say, shout out to that guy.
Kuchigoblin?
That was his name.
It literally, look, it says right there, Kuchigoblin.
Kuchigoblin, Jesus.
With the five gifted.
You can make it up.
I'm not making it up.
Hey, thanks for the five gifted.
Kuchigoblin, appreciate it.
You get to you
Wait, what do you call your chat?
You know they call them anything do you not call them the ops because the center ops is my ops
Yeah ops, but no, but they have a different name that they call themselves, and I don't like it
What is it?
Yo, man, man, see what a big pop
I
Do okay, because can I explain that means that you like movies
It means that you like movies and they somebody in chat donated the word one time and they won't let it go
You can say it's the worst name ever
Well, I'm not like it's actually not the worst thing. Have you ever um, have you ever told them you have to have an actual name for a female?
Go ahead tell a lie. I'm waiting
Okay, well
Do that
Well anyways, I was gonna say was um
So she was cooking this one time this year. She was like yes
Yeah, they would be 25 so you were cooking like now like cooking the kitchen I use then cooking remember like the old
old lady that was really, really known.
Like really known.
They used to cook with,
like, you come to your house and shit.
I don't know, I don't know.
And obviously years down the line now,
you know, a false came out, Voldemort unspeakable.
We don't want to speak about that.
The F-State files.
Ooh, F-State.
And anyways, so then she started streaming now.
She had such a sin of false
because she was in the F-House.
I know you're not friends anymore, but that's where it came from.
You look crazy.
I really see why you be getting caught up with the CS online.
Because you are the worst fucking liar imaginable.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like that was, first of all, that was the most dog shit
story I've ever heard in my life.
Secondly, Leslie, how the fuck do you claim to get away with it?
You don't get away with it.
No, no, I don't.
I actually don't.
I really don't get away with it.
I'm a real bad liar too.
It's OK.
Are you actually?
Yeah.
I'm terrible.
Is there any lie you told the internet that you got
called with pretty fast?
Are we ignoring the fact that Marlon got eliminated first in the merbiest video and sin is bad at four
We should we should be acting together today, okay, we should watch it together chat
We have an IRL but yeah
Can we react to it later cuz we we have some stuff to do IRL yeah, and you're okay
Let's come back and look at it
Crazy I'm gonna say this so nicely for the people here and then when later on they'll get more in-depth in-depth
The amount of stuff that was cut out actually save was actually yes
Yes
I had to thank the sub beef queasy coochie munchers in
Koochie Goblin.
Koochie Goblin.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My fault.
Chat full of girly pops.
What am I supposed to say?
What's your demographic?
No, it's not full of girly pops.
Mine's fine.
Gotta be like 50-50 guys.
No.
You think so?
I feel like it's like 50-50.
No.
Chat, wasn't it like...
It was like 70-30, wasn't it?
70-30 like women?
No.
God.
Oh, shit.
Really?
Yeah, but it's because I have like...
Damn.
I have like Pogger's Community 2.
Older twitch calm as well as mix in here wait hold on my girlies are slaying in the chat though
There they go yo Alma. Thank you for the five gifted and shout out Rosie's lost blood plug for the gifted sub to sinna's chopped
That's a real. I don't know what to tell you Rose. This is not real. That is that's a real name. I'm swear to God
I'm not making it up. I swear to you. I'm Marlon is a hater still. We have the best names in here
Yo, Natmar. Thank you for the thousand bits. I appreciate it. Marlon hater. We have the best. I'm not a hater
I love the names in the files. I mean that like in the bra. I love the cinema and what's yours is m3
M3 yeah, whatever I see them tweet me. They always tweet me nice. Oh, they love you. I'm not glad and they don't love a lot of people
I see no
Can we talk about that sure let's let's not we don't okay, okay? I just think
I think we gotta get the comms under control and M3,
I think you guys should start being nicer
to a few more people.
Okay, this is coming from Sina,
from the bottom of my heart.
I'm listening to mother here, listen, listen, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Well, what I mean is like, first of all,
I'm like big sister, don't ever call me mother.
Again, I'll actually throw myself from a bridge
in front of you and ruin your whole day.
You, oh, you're older.
But why'd you do this?
I'm old.
Oh, oh, no, go ahead.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
We can go down.
No, no, no, no.
I don't got.
I don't got jokes.
We can go down.
We're gonna do that.
Listen, I was gonna say.
It's like really talks to him.
I really talked to him like some genuine advice.
Yeah.
For M3, listen, okay, I say this to all comms, but like your community is a reflection of
the streamer.
And if you're not in that calm, for example, like, even if you don't run it,
People will always look at your calm as a reflection of of your viewers. You sound like people outside will look at it
Yeah, and so like you have to if your mods can even get it under control because I know sometimes they think like
Oh, we're just keeping it real
But I'm like yeah, but sometimes you're keeping it real and you're making other people be like
Oh that community is mean and you don't want to be mean, you know, so just be nicer
That's why I had to think of the five gifts.
Yeah, it was five gifts.
I appreciate it.
Speaking of facts, you have them to be the bug.
You might as well have them.
Marlon, please take the flamethrower away from her before you leave.
She is one act of tortism away from burning the house down.
You don't gotta flamethrower.
You do not gotta flamethrower.
Marlon, how do you feel about paintball?
Just curious.
Paintball is, you get it, paintball?
No, I don't get it.
Sina takes out the belt when the con gets bad.
Yeah.
Okay, listen.
No, chat.
You guys got a blimp dog?
Oh, don't start.
M3, M3, I'm not gonna be nice to you guys anymore.
If you guys don't start being nice to other creators?
Chat, be nice, bro.
You wanna make Sina happy, come on.
Holy fuck, okay.
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, Sina, wait, okay.
Okay, okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Holy shit.
Wow, sorry.
Did you get a hot one?
Yeah.
What the?
You wanna try it?
You're gonna try it, don't you?
I do wanna try it.
Come on, you got it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, hold it this way so it doesn't face anything.
Okay, and I just worked with it.
Yeah, and you gotta yell it, you gotta yell it M3.
You gotta be like stopping me and other people.
I'm so fucking tall I can't even see the camera in the head.
Oh, hold on.
I'm so tall.
Insane.
No, you're not that tall.
It's just the camera's short.
Don't let it go to your head.
Don't turn it all the way.
You over-planning on traveling to India
seems like a beautiful trip.
We love India.
There you go.
Now, turn it up.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
You're acting!
You better stop beating fucking dogs! Beat dogs! Beat dogs, that's right!
That's good! You're not very threatening.
What do you mean, son?
You're not very threatening. That's your, like, that's your threatening voice.
Yo, what is that? Is that that? Yo, stop putting son, bro.
Oh, they're saying it's so scary. Okay, you don't really do a good job at scaring them, I'm saying.
Because you got a flamethrower. Can I ask why you got a flamethrower?
Just for fun. Oh, do you want to see my machete?
You know, I'll say, okay. You're just a fucking... You're such a...
No, it's sick. Is this cool?
Is it heavy?
No.
How sharp is it?
It's a real machete. What do you think of a machete?
Oh, just see, like, this is what they use in fucking London, chap.
This is a shank everybody in the UK with. I'm not even kidding, bro.
For what?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, well, machetes are like fucking crazy.
Like a bunch of swords and shit. Well, can you like show me around like I've already seen the crib?
Yeah
Yeah, and then and then I can show cuz I told him
When he gets here, well, I'll show you have a whole house. That's kind of sick. Oh, I can show you all my cool
Do you like Pokemon? Yeah, sure
Do you like?
Do you like boxed games like Animal Crossing and Japanese games? Yeah
Do you like Elvin the Rain?
No, never played in my life.
Would probably beat it, don't like I believe it.
What?
What's your favorite anime?
You don't? Okay, first of all.
Yes I do. Here we go. You don't watch anime, bro.
I'm not even going to say that.
I was going to say, first of all, you didn't get nothing on the screen.
Happy Holy Saturday. The tomb is sealed.
The mood is solemn.
And even the chat should probably be hanged for at least 24 hours.
Okay, alright. Well, it's time that we pause.
You have some crazy people.
Malin, you ever planning on traveling to India seems like a beautiful trip.
We love India.
PS Rosie will be late because bubbleguts.
I tried to pause.
I was like let me go to India.
Let me go to India.
Oh.
Okay.
What?
Nothing.
I just...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, your chat is messy.
Oh, that was my chat.
That was your fucking chat.
Oh my God.
My chat is messy.
Oh, you're so funny.
My channel is messy today.
Oh, messy.
Wow.
Messy.
I am not a girl.
I'm a man.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that.
See, that's a, you know what I mean?
That's, I mean, that's somewhat of a...
Bro, there's another person in my chat.
Their name is Hillary Clinton Z-Mails.
I don't know why.
I don't know how they got that username, but they did.
And so every time they type, they've been talking about chat for two years now,
it's Hillary Clinton Z-Mails, re-subscribed for like 40-something.
That's crazy.
Hey, 40, 40 months sub, though.
Well, I'm saying they rolled deep.
You can't even hate on it.
You know what I mean?
They roll B so it's fine.
So anyways, um...
I'm not sure how to B here.
You're gonna go to India?
Uh, nah, I mean maybe, yeah, any time.
Like, like, India, the country I would love to go to, yeah.
That's what we're talking about.
Bitch, we gotta talk about your drama.
I have the idea, I have some questions.
Talk about it. You know what? You know what?
You know what's in there? Ask.
Well, because I was on Insights.
No, ask, yeah.
Yeah, break it off.
Yeah, break it off.
First of all, first of all, first of all.
I would like to say, did you win?
Oh, well, I won.
Well, technically, I won the money.
I didn't win the show.
Oh, I won the show.
And the money.
So, okay, first of all, tell me about your experience with it.
Well, no, I want to hear about yours first.
Okay, well...
Because I asked you, I want to hear like...
Because you really understand how it was, you know what I'm saying?
He's got so much aura, Senna, get out of the camera for him.
You want to try a live for a second?
Live for a second, please.
Yo, Senna.
Hey, guys, I'm here today.
Hey, watch out.
Get back.
Senna Bones.
I know a lot of people don't call you that.
I'm going to call you Senna Bones.
I'm going to call you Senna Sweets.
I'm going to call you Sweets.
I
Yo, can you? Yo, why you're just being you oh my god
That one guy is a whoa at you whoa
But everybody else started you
You love Jacob
Yo, can it may not fucking be exciting no more like
I think it's just so weird because sometimes you're always around you go
and you do that you know the lights can laugh so it's refreshing to see you
okay all right thank you okay okay okay well how do you feel like it was edited
bad okay first of all I think just in general I think they could have put way
more like more moments into it I know what you thought about your season I got
But I did left out a lot of stuff a lot of stuff um I
Also feel like it was kind of short. I'm not explaining, but my experiences. I mean I was there for all the days
The food was shit. I didn't spend pretty much no money
Wait, sorry somebody said Marlon. Can you get out of frame center is low-key logging you?
Thank you, it's a little more out of frame
Yeah, because I thought you're still in the frame
Actually, could you step out of the room?
Cuz I got I feel like if you could just step out that'd be great
Hey chat
Hey guys, why is my chat thing you and more
So what if we ain't fucking there?
Y'all, why are you stopping the music?
Alright, bruh.
Oh my god, what is that terrible smell that just came into the room?
You got fucking animals?
Huh? No, it was a terrarium. What is a terrarium?
We don't have no animals, do we?
Where's the animals?
Animals? You're actually a boss.
Okay, I'm sorry I didn't interrupt. So you were saying?
So I was saying, I mean, I think it was a good experience being away from like phone and internet and fucking the world.
I like, I think it was, I don't know.
Yeah, because you made it a week.
Yeah.
Week.
Can I ask you a question about this then?
Because I don't know how to explain to people.
Because you've been there all week too, right?
Yes.
I've been there all week.
Okay.
Having no phone, first of all, the first time I looked at my phone, it was fucking with my eyes.
Like it felt weird.
It was weird, right?
Yes.
I agree.
I agree.
But like, I was talking to, you know who I had a conversation with about in the show?
was DDG and Jason and I was saying like in those seven days I felt like my
brain reverted to like almost like when I was like a kid yes and like in a good
way we're like I felt like I was like enjoying like my I had an imagination
about everything and I was like oh my god like this is just fun you to talk to
people you get to learn about people make friends you know what I mean we
did like a fake wedding in ours and like we were playing with Nerf guns and
everything like I feel like it was like it was like more like the thing is like
you went into it kind of excited because of that I was more yeah I was more worried
at first I was like dang I don't know how it's gonna be like being away from
everything like like let it go like but then afterwards like it was the most
refreshing feeling ever like I didn't even want to walk my I didn't want my
phone I remember it I was like I'm looking at my damn like it was kind
a nice being away from everything. Really? And just like staying away? You didn't feel like that?
Um, I mean I did. I felt like it was like it was nice to just like shut my
brain off though. I will say when I got out I was like please god let me you know what I mean?
Yeah. Like go back to normal and not have missed anything crazy because like
same thing same thing. Imagine if you get out and say a war. I know I know I know.
Like what I'm gonna be honest that's what happened with Mr Beast. People got out
suddenly a war started everybody goes huh? Well like when I get out seven days and like
like yeah. This is why I was like oh no like I hope that doesn't start because then I'm like
like I'm screwed but it was like it was so uh like such a good experience I would
do it again. I would do it again too. Yeah I love that I'm not glad I did. But I think
a lot of people um especially like there was a girl Cheyenne she um she was like
very emotional she understand that she was gonna be so emotional when it came
to the actual like game itself. Me too! I cried so much! I knew that was gonna be a good game.
I'm a little weirdo.
Wait, so you felt like it was hard to play the actual game,
though?
It was hard to vote not people, like,
and like, eliminating people.
Yeah.
So like, during the first of all,
I want to say I did not only all of my quests,
like all the regular games, I was on it.
Like, I did everything.
You did good.
Yes.
OK.
OK, yeah.
But like, when it came to me to, like, pick people,
I was just like so, I don't like hurting people's feelings.
Like, I don't, nobody takes joy.
You don't mean bad guy.
Yeah, of course you do.
Also, I didn't grow up super rich.
So to me, I'm not dumb enough to not see how much money that is.
Do you know what I mean?
It is a lot of fucking money.
Right.
And so when I was on the show, even though I know all these people
are influencers, voting people out,
and so some of these people, that is life changing amount of money.
And I'm taking that opportunity away from them for myself.
That feels so bad.
But at the same time, then when I would talk to people,
they'd be like, sit up.
But that's the game.
You have to do that.
But it is, though.
Yeah, that's mad.
That's true.
I don't know.
So it was just like.
The reason I did it was people ended then,
deserved it more than you did pretty much.
If that makes sense, like.
I mean, I think the other two people that won it,
or the other person that,
it was Maya and P.K. that won it,
and the other, the main person I think
that deserved it the most was P.K.
Really?
Even though people didn't like him
because they said he trolled a lot,
P.K. like, it was so different
because everybody else would talk about their lives,
And they'd be like, oh, they just went to this Cartier show
or whatever, like stuff like that.
P.K. would tell us he'd be like, yeah,
I just want to be able to pay to move or something like that.
So I guess that's what I'm saying here.
In terms of the idea, I'd say yeah.
And so that's what I thought.
I was like, oh, I feel like that's just where my head was
at with it.
But then at the same time, I did also
realize it was kind of hypocritical to me.
Because I can't say that somebody else deserves it
more than someone based off their backstory,
when at the same time it's like.
That's the name of the game.
That's exactly how I want to wait.
Why am I saying, oh no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, he didn't say something like, yeah.
Oh, you got more drama?
Nah, I mean, he just made a comment
like a month ago, it wasn't bad, but.
Oh, oh, they're gassing it?
Yeah, they're gassing it.
But my thing was that we had a lot of conversation
with people in there, and the girl,
she was like, in interviews,
I think I had to serve her more
because all the other people,
They have already so much stuff.
They have the money to have, whatever it is, right?
Or he's doing this, she's doing that.
And then she's like, and me, I don't really,
I just want to pay off my mom's hospital bill,
whatever she said it.
And then I was like, dang, not feel bad.
But at the same time, it's a game, though.
That's a game show.
Am I just going to give up and quit?
Did I get what I mean?
You see, you say that, though, but in my season,
and I don't care about spoilers.
If you don't want to see spoilers,
just click off at that point.
Um, at the end of my season, we had to pick cases and like PK and I had gotten along really well during the whole series
And like I we had both shared like our growing up our childhood
They cut all of it out and at the end
It was me and PK and you had to pick like basically they showed a case and if you had safe in it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So you can either lie or tell the truth, correct?
Yeah, if you if you pick the safe case and it gets taken you're not guaranteed out you can get another opportunity
Okay, it's just not guarantee. Oh, yes. Yes. And he can't no joke me and him on the first one's up
I was so scared. I was like fuck, you know, like here's where the alliances go out the window
It's the last day. No, sir. And he literally opens his case and he goes, I can't I'm so sorry
Like he goes you have to take this case. It's a day. Yeah, and I was like, he can't do that
Like are you lying? And he goes no joke
He like look at me face. He was like you have worked so hard this week and been so kind to everyone
He was like, I cannot take this case from you. Yeah, that's so funny
He gave it to me and then he won from another person and got in and I was so happy because when we walked into the final
I was crying because it was the nicest thing
Yes, and then when we got in the final room and he walked in I cried again
And then he goes, you know, what if I did all that just to steal it from you
I was like, no, no, no, no, no. So your final was little still. Yeah. Did you guys do that? No, that's the thing
so we so I was in the final with Eddie um and before we got sick by the way yeah and before we go into the room
uh-huh I like we automatically thinking it's going to be still so we're talking we're like oh it's over with like you
know so we both can't split the fucking money so we're shaking deals are we gonna split the money we get in there and then
It's a game who actually wins the entire thing yeah, and then he won but then we already shook and he was like
I still want to split the money which is like whatever so it was kind of nice
Also, he still
Also both successful too, so it's nice that you can honor that yeah
What are you gonna do like any training with him? Oh, I have to I have to bro. You should I mean I trained you know
I did with all those stories. That's what it was. Yeah, I will tell you that is like one of my most
Really no joke because of what though. They just like what like he was like fucking beast of winning was working out
He showed up and I basically told him I said he goes I'm gonna take it easy on you
I said no no no like I'm here for a workout
I go and do it show me what is like a strongman workout. Yeah, and he had me. I don't even see the clip
He had me drag him
Dragging him
A B what do you mean? What do you check cryptic message Clark? I was watching a murder documentary
You watch this too, yeah
I cannot type the life of me.
It was here.
Come on!
He's so big.
He's actually insane.
Yeah, he's insane.
And he sat on...
It's funny you say that.
He sat on this thing, on the green.
Oh, you pulled green?
Yes.
And I pulled a mic.
I've never done this before.
He sat and he goes, now you can say you literally moved a mountain.
This shit was terrible.
How hard was it?
I was like barely moving. Yes, but I I didn't want to quit because he was motivating me so much
No, I
Then the camera blacked out right before he made it to the end. So I did it again. I did it a second time
Yes, how big is he?
Maybe not that's all
I'm trying to think who's heavier him or Eddie.
Did you have a fight, Chad?
Yeah, he's 6'9".
Oh, he's 6'9", yeah.
Chad, he's 4, right?
Chad, do you remember what he said his weight is now?
Oh, yeah, it's 452.
This might be old, though.
No, but that's probably right.
Yeah, but he's like 450-470 pounds.
That's insane.
Yo, Toby Raid?
Toby!
Thank you for the raid, Toby Raid.
Thank you.
He's like 450, 470 pounds, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, Toby Raid?
Toby!
Thank you for the raid, Toby, I appreciate it.
Damn, the subitone's already over?
Yeah, I was about to say, wait, what?
Toby, go ahead and move back up, buddy.
Okay, I'm coming to the UK soon.
I'm gonna need to hang out.
Thank you very much.
Wait, Toby.
He already ended.
No shot.
Toby Raid, bro.
Dang.
I'm so excited.
Wait, are you going early to London?
Yes.
You can do a stream there if you want.
Are you going?
Yeah, I'm going early.
Am I going boy? Why are you surprised that I'm going?
No, are you playing? I mean like
Like in my mind yes, okay, okay, okay, I mean I mean I love the spirit spirit of like maybe I could be like a water boy or
Something if they let me do it, you know, I think you should yeah
What are you gonna do?
I'm a fucking player. What do you mean?
Yo, you're gonna be...
Okay, laugh it up now.
You're gonna be on the bench. How do you even practice?
No, I'm not. No, I haven't. Cause my knee's fucked up.
I'm not gonna lie.
See, I didn't MRI yesterday, bro.
I'm getting a result in like two days.
What does your knee mean?
We could go out and jump and I just heard like a little pop.
Yeah, I know.
Pretty bad.
What day are you going to? You know what day?
But I'm going I'm probably gonna be out there. Yeah, I'm probably gonna be out there for the week this fire
So I'm gonna do like just a bunch of random shit. You know as well
You know as well. I have yeah
Yeah, yeah, he's really nice. Well, he's from the UK. Yeah, I thought about that show us like stuff over there
Okay, which will be kind of sick, but um, I think you should do a training show with Eddie because like I
was like
Pete and he really liked
He did exactly what he does, and then put you through the same shit, you just been lower
weight, honestly.
Have you ever done a strongman workout?
No, never.
It's different than a normal workout.
It's like deadlift, squats, like...
Yeah, like, well, they have these giant cement balls that you can have.
You got to carry them, right?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
It works.
Like, when I was talking to Hawthorne, he was saying, like, it's such different weight
than, like, what you're used to lifting.
So, like, you work certain muscles when you move things, but, like, when I pulled
him on this...
It's like completely different, right?
Oh, no.
My back was sore in ways it's never been sore.
Like they were muscles that I used in this but you're telling me he does that as a workout. Yeah, he pulls shit like that
Yes, so they'll put on gigantic plates
And then it was funny I go outside and he had like these gigantic cement balls
I'm a number like 600 pounds. I've seen him. Yeah, and then I go when I go
I said why are these just outside and how they're who's gonna steal them like six in a round ball? Oh, that's
True
Uh, I don't know. Was it 50 kilos? No, I don't think that sounds about right. Was it? Yeah, it does sound all right.
It was, I think it was. Yeah, it was 50, 50. Yeah, it was pretty good. And it was really hard for you to pick up too, because you have to hold your hand a certain way.
But it's 50 kilos, picked it up, set it down a thing, it was not bad. Oh, fuck that. So you should do stuff like that.
I have to I have to I'm pretty sure any of you fought like a boxing match, right?
Did he not chat? Yeah, I sure they did
I don't ever thought they've always just competed for oh, they did. Yeah, they did. I'm not sick. I did not even know who won that
Anyone I didn't know I it's so hard for them to go who would box though. You know why for one one
I know now he is a fucking
Like like like he is okay when we first met him to
Here's where like we walked in look how tall he is
Yes
So small bro
Nice to meet you, you know as like a whole he's on Iceland right yeah, how's Iceland in general was good
Oh, I mean it's like one of the most beautiful places in my life. Yes, you should go. Did you go into? Oh, what's called fuck the blue lagoon?
Yes, yes, I went in there. It was awesome. It's kind of weird cuz like it's just like warm water
So I hate like yeah, but like they have like nice you can get drinks if you want
I think it'd be like a cool like if you want some romantic shit fine, but like if you're on some chill shit and like
You were their homies? It's like, okay, you're like, okay, it's cool, yeah.
It's like, all right. You also can't get it in your hair, too.
Isn't it like, um, like the water? Yeah. Or why?
Because it'll, it'll like literally ruin your hair. It'll make it so damaged that it'll like break and fall out.
What the fuck? No joke. So, like, yeah, it's, it's kind of crazy.
Okay. So, but I mean, you don't, you shave your head anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Yeah. Is that your skull cap? Yeah.
Just set him out?
No.
Anyways, bro.
So, yeah, now, instead of fire, though, instead of fire,
it's all super fire.
Listen, I'm dropping on very soon.
Seriously, Em?
Seriously?
We need to start bringing back the seriously a little,
bro.
It's not serious enough.
And it's serious.
We need to start bringing back the seriously.
Bro, it's serious, yeah.
It's serious.
But listen, in my defense, I didn't
No, you would like you wouldn't wear this. I know you're here. You don't want to get damaged. You don't want to get
We got I'm not gonna put on school cap, but it's not for me
You think huh, who's the mouth that would wear it. Oh, he's me sit down channel
Yes, I don't mean to content creators. I mean to everyone. Oh
Why would I want you to send it to a deraider agent or any of them? I don't like what oh, yeah, I said it
I said that oh you get me charged do seriously
I'm just a big question also was that a rage joke cuz you don't want to go there with me
No
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what let me explain it okay can I explain can I explain it?
So I sent the
No, no no no no no no no
So I sent out I sent out all my skull cats right so consecrated these two whatever the only one didn't get one was raised
So that's all close to men like they actually sent it out. Oh, like we like trolling
So that's like that's like you know
Nobody I gotta get it on my stage. Yeah relax like you stay strong. No
You ask a question about that. Oh my god. Are we not like you cuz like how are you?
How do you do this thing we're like you're a tick-tock
Oh, you know I mean, you know do the shoulder shit and whatever and you think you're so cool and you had the audacity
To get up on the internet and upload some stage one
The crash
If you don't get your ass on that damn YouTube video
Boy, if you don't honest, I'll be real
Yo
It is probably the like the most the worst thing I've done in my career. I'm not kidding and I've done a lot of bad shit, bro
Yeah, that's the worst thing. I'm not kidding. That's worse it. That's the idea where I hate it so much every time
I still see many comments on my bro. What was I actually thinking? I'm gonna be a real chat like it's so
Fair you have to laugh at yourself. I've done embarrassing stuff, too
So like I don't feel like you have
Yeah, like I've been through this segment a million times. They always do that to me. It's like really bad. Oh, like
But like I thought cringe is not what they do the call it is not like hold on. You want me to say this on me one
I've done so much worse. Yeah, just someone
This is this is bad
And they're fine. I'm not I beat my beat breath of the watt. Why are you laughing?
What is so funny? Oh
Why did you just cringe?
Like the video hasn't even started
I do my back, my back, my back, my back
Let me, I can see the whole video
I'm not going to try to ride him
I don't know, I don't need to ride him
I'm going to use it to my ears baby
Call it a dub
I call it a dub
What you call it a dub?
I call it a dub
It's easy, it's easy
I don't know what you called that
But it's a dub, what episode
Oh
That's horrible. It was like cringy like very cringy. Do you ever do that dance again?
Don't, don't, I can't even watch this, I literally can't even watch this.
Seven days, not a word, not a video.
Seven days, seven days.
Seven days, not a word, not a video.
Clip, not a clip.
Stop!
No, what were you doing? You were a monk behind a show.
I forgot about that shit.
Big wonder, or you mean not wonder.
Okay!
No, come on, come on!
I need to see it!
I want to give you a silent or seven day straight.
I want to test internet.
I want to see how bad, and easy, or hard, you can really fool the internet.
No, no, you're really one of one.
You are a one of one human.
Let me tell you that right now.
You are a one of one human.
Easy? Yeah?
Most of all, I need to see that.
Let me tell you, I did too!
In 7 days, I fooled the internet completely.
Stage 1, they crashed out of the car.
I want to respectfully say to Marlon's editor,
Yo, watch this!
No, this is not in my face!
What is that?
What the fuck?
Why did Marlon, why did your editor allow this to happen?
Yeah, don't we have a stage one emote we do right
Bro stage one because I didn't hear it please. I didn't hear it seven days. I fooled the internet completely stage one the crash on stage
No, you're really you're really the fooliest. Oh, yeah, there it is. You get you don't have it. Oh, your chat has it
But I just never gonna be able to escape
Okay, but you have to do the laugh at it because that's kind of funny
You know what I mean like that's kind of that's kind of cute
But it's like it's like it's like it's literally like a like a cute cringe compilation thing and that's it
You know what I mean, and that's what it's supposed to be. It's like it's like cute cringe. That's it
It's not cute. No way like
Yeah, that's all it's supposed to be it can be like now if it was bad cringe bad cringe is like
Bad cringe is like it's like it's a quality walks. That's bad. Okay, you know, I mean
What do you think your shit is though?
Well, like what bad cringe or good cringe?
I wish so much out like they bring it up all the time, you know what I mean, and it's like it's just it's
It's just old cringe.
It didn't matter.
Yo, check.
You have old TikTok too?
Of course, everybody does, so I mean.
Everybody does.
Yeah, like, so you act like old TikTok is so bad.
This station, one shit is way worse
than old fucking dancing TikToks.
Bro, let's be honest, bro, like.
It's fun.
You know what I'm telling people?
When we on TikTok,
when was your bad TikTok era?
What was that?
Like 2020?
Like 2020, mine too, right?
You don't understand that 2020 on TikTok,
everybody was doing that.
It was just bad in general, like,
but it didn't get looked at as bad until now.
Does that make sense?
It's like that was the trend.
You don't know what I mean?
Exactly, I was talking about the trend.
If they're trying to get you pinned,
I'm not gonna get a Mars or take that.
I'm not gonna do it to you.
I'm not gonna do it to you.
Please don't.
I will say, my chat does it to every single viewer
that I have come on,
or every single person I have come on here.
They're like, please watch them.
And it gets old, I'm not gonna do it to you.
It's funny, bro.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it to them.
I won't, I won't.
Now I will listen.
No, no, you want nothing, okay?
I'm not gonna lie, Marlon.
I've been in your business for weeks
because your business is everywhere online.
Listen, I've been, like, when I tell you,
I've been seeing everything.
So you know what I did?
I watched, I watched the Sidemen season.
I was curious.
Okay.
I'm a good friend.
Okay, sure.
Yo.
What was this?
What was this?
What did it do again?
One of these?
Is that what it was?
What is that?
No you know what it is.
How did you do the hand trick again?
You went like this, then you went like this,
then you went like this, is that what it was?
Yo.
Listen, okay, listen to that.
I'm a change man, bro.
I'm a change man.
It's not the, I'm not the proudest of them, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna say it right now.
I'm not the proudest I've been.
All right?
Don't.
Say it one more time.
Not the proudest I've been.
They crash on stage.
I don't know what y'all genuinely think, bro.
I genuinely don't, bro.
I really don't.
I don't see any criticism.
I don't even know criticism.
We're starting from what?
Sorry, sorry, my fault.
Okay, you were sorry?
Like, look at my cell, like you don't already know.
Look at my cell, like you don't already know.
I'm so sorry.
I had to get that one off.
I had to.
Merlin's fine. You know what I mean?
Yeah it is. It is. You know what I'm talking about?
Well listen, I've been formed online all the time, you know.
Oh I know.
Bro, baby on my ass, on, yo, these copages will post a clip about me being like, oh my god.
I've seen it, yeah.
The sky was so blue today, and then they'll post it and be like, sitting up called out.
Oh I know, I know.
And there's not even this, and then I'll be hit some bullshit and I'll be like, I didn't even do anything.
It's kind of crazy.
What?
She might be, honestly, she might be one of the only ones
to understand this, I think.
Me?
Yeah.
Okay, no, hold on, let's back up for a second.
Cause you be a surreal bullshit,
I should be, I should be, let's not,
let's not put us in the same circle, bitch.
You are over there in your circle, I'm in mine, bitch.
Okay, I get far from clothes,
but your shit sometimes you do.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right,
you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
They very much, they very much.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Okay, you were saying, go ahead.
No, I was just saying, like, I was just saying,
Who do you think has it worse women on switch or men?
You get in the clip go ahead say which one
Do it women
You do I truly do think women has it worse because of stalkers and weird people online
You know I'm saying
But in terms of like shipping is like that
It's not funny I'm not saying like that's I'm not saying as a comp like I like
You think you deal with it?
I genuinely, I'm not kidding.
Chad, you can, you can, I'm not a hero, bro.
Yo, listen, I-
You think you deal with shipping?
You.
You don't think so? Be honest.
You?
I got shipped with a man who was calling me fat
because they thought, oh my God,
we should be shipping with him
because he's calling him fat.
And I still get shipping with him.
And he just called me fat.
I don't know how he did with a man.
Oh my god, hey, let me get this they said they said I was like that was like the
Oh
To be fair that's pretty bad. I will say that's pretty bad. I will say yeah
I do think like when it comes to twitch stuff. Yeah, a lot of women experiencing that guys don't like think about
Like what would you say? Like when it comes to like stalking or anything like yeah
For example when I do stuff like even with the face guys
Michael um I
Like feel I sometimes have to tell them like hey
just so you know like if we're gonna be out somewhere ahead of time I can't say
that I'm gonna be in this area like I can't do that you actually can't troll
about life yeah because like it's so different for me like I wish that there
were times where I could like just like be like one adjacent them and be like oh
yeah I'm going to this spot like you'll pull up here because you've never done
that wow that's okay sad if I go to people and that's so weird and you know
I love IRL so if I go to people and I'm like yo pull up at the spot
There's a big risk that it's somebody weird and I don't know and like I
Because we've had I hate I don't want to dive into it like on our memory because we've had multiple things happen
It's one of those things are like it just kind of sucks like and and like it's just not worth the risk like actually
So ass. Yeah, it's a bit. There's one incident. I really really remember, but that's about it
Yeah, that was crazy. That was the one I thought was really cut and dry
Like I thought it was like because it happened on stream
Nobody would take that and spin it in a weird way because I was like what's the big day? Yes
It was like yes, people are blaming us for it, and I'm like
bitch I
I'm not that's looking people almost got called some very offensive things in the timeline that day
I was I was really close. Oh, I was very close. Yeah, because I was so tired of people doing some bullshit
And I was like I wasn't really over it. So I almost had to you know what I mean? Yeah, I almost had to do some
So about sure for no, that's wait about your what she I think she knows about that, right about what the one time I got jumped
Oh
Wait, you tell me the full story though. No, I mean it's not like a great like I not it's not crazy story
But it was like I just walked that night was getting a drink at 7-eleven and just guys jump me like I saw
I'm like late, but did they just say like yo Marlon give me money
Yeah, they didn't say give me money. You say you're Marlon then they just started fighting you
Did you say like where you were staying and that's how they knew no, but I do think it's like that's the thing with me
I think I post a lot of my snap and I don't even think about it and like you know that you can be easily tell backgrounds
Like you know, I'm saying extreme or whatever. It's like. Oh, you were in the UK. No, I was here. Oh, I think it's in UK
No, I'm scared but um, that's so crazy. What about like
like, what about even off stream?
Do you like, are you, not scared,
but are you really aware of your surroundings
like at all times?
Yeah.
It kinda sucks.
Like, I mean, I don't, I don't feel chat.
Like there, I've had some,
I mean, obviously people could probably assume
I've had some things happen off stream.
And like,
Is there something you haven't told
that you can tell?
You think or you don't want to?
Uh, I probably wouldn't tell some of this stuff
for a long time.
Dang.
You know what I mean?
Cause like,
That's crazy.
I think if I tell it, so here's the thing.
I don't, it's something I even thought about on a peer.
I feel like I have such pride in all my stream stuff
and the thing I never want to be
and a lot of people are like this
and I don't want to be a victim.
So I don't like talking about it.
Cause I don't like to be.
You make it seem like it's a big thing.
Right, and then people are like, oh my God,
here she goes again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think there will probably be times
where I would tell my stories down the line
for other streamers, but like,
I don't think right now is the time.
Like, I think I just, I think I'm not there yet
to ever tell that story.
I think I told you some, haven't I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told you some of them, like, oh.
It is very crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
It is very, very crazy.
I'm not gonna lie.
But like, it happens, you know what I mean?
Like, I think they just,
unfortunately I hate to say it this way,
but it happens.
We've been very lucky that nothing has ever gotten so,
that bad, I mean, not as bad as like,
the one on the pier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, the one on the pier was crazy.
It's so crazy how that was on camera too.
Like all that.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
During the first duo, mind you, me and Ray,
that was the first ever duo of women's
ran marathon ever on Twitch.
So we were the first one.
And like, I wanted to use it to highlight women so bad
that I put my heart and soul into that project.
So for it to end off of that, suck.
It was like the last day too, wasn't it?
It was the last day.
It was, that was our, we went to the pier
to celebrate the end of it.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Yeah, that was what happened.
You couldn't even like...
Oh, your chat said sorry, Sina.
Thanks, guys.
No, no, no, it's okay.
Don't worry.
Let me chat, man.
That's so cute.
You know what it is, too?
It's like that kind of took away,
I started by like fully away from the moment
that what you just did.
Like you had to, you know what I'm saying?
That the whole talks after the marathon
was just about the incident, right?
Like, you know what I mean?
But that's why I did Sistatum 2.
And it was, I'm sorry,
Sistatum 2 is way better than the first one.
I put, my like soul was on the line for Sistatum 2.
And I was on grind mode, even through the bullshit
that was going on during that time.
So remember, the baseball came down a nuke.
And like, you remember that?
I didn't see that.
You remember that?
What is that?
Bro, I, what is that?
I'm not gonna tell you off the street,
because I know I have it every time I start talking
about shit, but if you're a real knower, then you know.
I basically, I was doing like a truth or dare thing.
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna get into it.
Somebody asked me a question,
I retold the story that had already been told and I thought I was like oh nobody's gonna care because the stories
I've been told throw up a baseball. You know I mean
Shit that bitch came down a nuke apparently people started pointing fingers and other people
I was like, oh shit. Oh, just get it because of that story. Yeah, but because I didn't want to be involved
I just asked
So everybody was making jokes. I like they said damn sit. I really just threw that shit up and walked away
So you throw it and you just walk away like it was a story that I was already told.
So then why would it be a part of you tell it?
Oh, it's because they clip it.
I see it.
It's because they clip it.
But it's fine.
It wasn't like, it is what it is.
I just thought it was really funny because like, yeah, it was kind of crazy.
I heard you almost turned face, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, do you know?
Can you say something for now?
Yeah, I can say something.
I mean, I told most of it.
It was just like, there was some talks,
and I was really about to sign like two times.
Then I truly believe that just like,
God told me away from that shit.
Like, it was just like, I wanna ask you, okay,
have you ever been asked,
or is that always just speculations?
No, I was asked, but not as far as Vance as you.
Mine was like, hey, would you ever?
And like, it was like always jokes on stream.
But then after stream, I would get pulled aside,
and they were like,
hey, okay, we actually wanna talk to you, like, would you ever?
But it never happened.
Yeah.
And then like, kind of like,
Yeah
Okay
No, I'm glad I'm glad I never like I don't know I think it would have been so bad
Be sad though. You know why why I've always wanted to join a group. I'd be in a group. Yes
You know crazy every time I've ever been asked terrible timing terrible terrible. Has there been like another time with you go ahead some other shit
wait who yes no yes it was oh I've talked about it oh yeah yeah it was a
Jamie don't know it was OTK oh really yeah and that was like right when I was
like oh dang really having a blow-up and they asked me and then I ended up
saying no for certain reasons personal reasons or like I haven't ever said
like some of the reason I will say one of the things that
that that stopped me from joining was Agent.
Really?
Because I asked him for advice.
I was like, I was like new to big groups and stuff like that.
And when I asked him about advice, I was like, what do I do?
Because, you know, this is what they're offering me.
And I said, but like, I don't know if I'm doing it
because I actually feel like there's a spot for me there.
Or if I feel like I'm using it as a safe haven
in case I fail as a streamer.
And then you know, you just have like,
I don't exactly know what I'm talking about.
The agent he's great advice. He's such a good friend. He was like Sina. He was like you're a great streamer
Like he was like you're gonna be fine on your own. You just have to believe in yourself
It was like you don't need an org
That you're unsure about to give you things that you don't even know if they can give you when you
Already know what you want as a streamer. So just do it yourself. Yeah, that's the agent
Oh, that's back though. It's true
And then he also told me he was like if you're not owning an org or you don't get a part of your
You're not gonna work as hard for it because you don't benefit from it growing. You want to benefit from me growing
So when he said that I was like that's true
Like I wouldn't I don't think I would join an org if I wasn't like
Able to also own a part of it. Yeah, that makes sense
So it's a little it's a little different you know, but I thought you know, it's it's it's it's a blessing in disguise
No, definitely it's a thousand so yeah, I mean I say that like any she's she's an O2K
I mean, yes, I was about to ask that so who lives in this house is in me you
I've never met Bonnie they're here. They might be streaming
So how long you have a limit here?
Yeah, and it's the best I love it. It's really nice
I live with 200 girls and it's like just a girl house. So how did how did y'all like I want to know some more
How did y'all even come with two terms to?
Live in the same house. I y'all are friends before like what's he kind of like random
We've been friends for a while, and I'm not joking.
I literally was messaging Emmy about living alone as a girl.
And I was like, how do you like it?
Because I don't know if I want to live alone as a girl's tumor.
She goes, oh, like, oh, it's great.
And then I think one of us made a joke and go,
wouldn't it be funny if we moved in together, ha-ha?
And then the other one's like, yeah, that would be funny.
And then he's like, hold on, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we were like, but wait, what if we did, though?
And then what if we got a third person?
And as we talked about it, I'm not joking.
It went from in five minutes, oh, I'm going to live alone,
to like, oh, shit, what about this house?
Like that kind of thing it was.
Yeah.
And then we just moved in together.
So y'all really didn't know each other like that, though,
like before.
Like you knew like.
We were friends, but like we've gotten closer,
you know, like since then.
You know what I mean?
You live with the ex phase guys now.
Yeah, but like, I have an old spot,
but like we're streaming the same, you know.
Obviously now we're trying to look for like another house.
Are you going to, you're going to fully move into that too?
Probably, yeah.
I'm always going to have my own, I think,
just like a lot of family always comes to me stuff so I just want to make sure I
have a spot when they pull up you know what I mean but and then also but getting
a side house in LA with 50k rent yeah oh my god that's kind of crazy no like
every time I'm not gonna like when I got our stuff I've been using once right
oh yeah when I tell y'all when you get out here and you see the houses that's
out here for like not even I'm not kidding not even half the price not
at the price it's time to move please convince all of them to move what is less
than la so you live our taxes are better too yeah our taxes are amazing you guys
have not only do you pay more for all your property but y'all are crazy ass
taxes out there like it's actually such a far like chat bro like you don't
to understand bro like they steal your fucking money out there I'm not I'm not
kidding bro yeah it's crazy like it makes no sense that it's that it's so
so wait where did you live before Texas Virginia Virginia be you I was there
Bro, yo, yo listen to this
Listen to this
All my marathon I go to Virginia not only Virginia. I go to Virginia Beach Virginia Beach
Exactly where Sinesh from by the way. Yes, but why would you go in the winter and we go and it was
It was probably worst time ever. I'm not kidding
Yes
They're all in chat. I love I love myself by some chatters. Secondly, okay, it is literally like it's a nice place
It's nice, but you just gotta go like you have to go in the summer
You went in the you went to the winter you went to the winter and you walk the board walk on the beach
We think yeah, because they walk it down. It's what else they were doing Virginia Beach
Then actually go to fucking there's some good ass food, but I'm not gonna lie. Good ass eat food
I can show you some spots out there that are bigger. Do you have lobster? I love lobster. I didn't have it there though
I got a fish place
No, because every time I ever talk about food I was talking about food. I want to say of course
But I've been good. I've been on a diet
Marlon basically
What you've been eating no joke. Oh, I love you. Oh, I'm over. Okay, so I do calm down. Sorry
about food? Are you a foodie person? I'm a big foodie person. What do you eat every day?
Every day? Yeah. Okay. So every day my chat's gonna lie and they're gonna say that you
like shadowy or whatever. I eat like, you know, like clean, like we eat rice, beef,
are very good made too. Like a chef makes it for me and stuff like that. Like you know what I'm saying?
You're a grown-ass man, make your own food. Grown-ass man. I'm kidding. I make
You can't tuna. No, I'm not you can't tuna. Oh my god, you eat boy kibble
It's not even bad though. No, but you eat boy kibble. That's okay. I've been eating kibble too recently. What's boy kibble?
Like I never heard that
Yeah, like the ground beef just like sit on right so that's what I've been doing is ground beef
So, thank you, but I did elevate it though. It's not fucking dog food chat like I did I did elevate it
I found out that a flank steak is
That's solid.
Yes, and it's a similar link to that ratio as 93.7.
But the hard part is I'm not trying to sit there and cook a fucking steak every night.
I've got a hat for you. Well, you're not going to do this.
Okay. Now talk to me.
I have a meat grinder. It's like really easy.
And I will cut the steak up and grind it because ground steak, you got 25 gifts.
And they have a 25 gift. I appreciate it.
Ground beef is pre-packaged and filled with so much water and a bunch of stuff.
Okay.
And so it sometimes like cooks a little bit more lean than how it tastes.
If you get the plain steak because it's basically 93, 97, as long as you also trim
the excess fat that leave on the side, I cut it, put it in there, and then it turns
into ground beef.
And because it's- Is that how I'm going to do this?
And it turns to ground beef?
Do you think I'm hand cranking the ground beef?
Yeah, hand cranking it.
Do I look like fucking Betty Crocker?
No, I put that shit in a machine.
What do you mean?
You have a fucking machine for that shit?
Yes, I put it in the thing and it grabs it up for me.
Bro, what?
In my fucking bar the store,
like what do you think this is?
Bro, I thought this was like,
you put it in the little server thing
and you start fucking grinding.
No, what in the Oregon Trail do you think I'm doing?
What do you mean?
I literally just go, I drop it in the shit.
Oh, it's easy then.
Yes.
Oh, you mean it's like a meat grinder, as I need.
How much is a meat grinder?
I think you gotta clean it and sit,
like I'm not trying to do all that bullshit, like.
Oh, because you don't clean your,
I'm not gonna lie, I saw that face, how special it is.
It's not my house though, like.
I saw your room though.
It's not my, I can't, yeah, sorry.
Listen, all I'm saying is this,
other people's in that room and trashin' it.
All I'm saying.
I'm probably, all to the side, clean this man on Twitch.
Not even kidding.
I literally have OCD.
I see a little crump, oh, there's a crump right there.
It tastes pretty good.
What you got on this desk, huh?
Be honest, honey, bonus.
I put Lysol on there earlier,
So you just lick the chemicals.
Yeah, good fucking job.
You feel proud of that?
I don't know.
So are you more of like a,
are you more like a snacker or like a half three?
What'd you call me?
Snacker.
What'd you call me?
Snacker.
What'd you call me though?
No, I did not.
What'd you call me?
Snacker.
God, wait a minute.
Listen.
Whoa, you can't be saying that.
Sorry, okay, go ahead.
You're more like a snacker snacker or more like a three meals a day type of girl. I get I'm saying I actually have a really good
Problem where I don't I know they're gonna say cat bro. I know but I actually don't eat what I'm supposed to and it's fucked up
My table isn't really bad, so I have to do three meals a day because I used to do
I can't have snacks on the house either because I love snacks
So I don't buy them anymore and it actually sucks because now that I have two roommates they sometimes buy them
But if they're not mine, I don't
It's a bad thing when I had a roommate in college, I used to steal his food, cereal, apples, everything, yes he came out and he was like, fuck, why is it half there? I was like, fuck, I ate it.
And you wouldn't replace it?
No, I would not.
Yes, you're an asshole for that, that is a bad roommate.
My bad.
Chad realized I was like 17, 18, 17, okay.
That makes you an asshole, what? Do you do three meals a day?
Nah, I honestly just like, I mean I tried my calories, you tried your calories?
Yeah.
You do?
I weigh how much ground beef I eat.
actually waiting everything. Why are you tapping? I've been eating like a fucking gym bro. It's not
a lot of people. I've been eating that actually but I've eaten my food and everything. No, it's
been bad bro. It's been so bad but I've been consistent for, they're saying cat bro but I show
them every fucking time and every time I show them what I made. That'd be 25. Holy shit,
the 25's coming in. Thank you so much. Thank you Chelsea. Appreciate it. Every time I show
show them my meal prep they always go here we go so I can't win it's either here
we go because I'm showing them my meal prep or it's cap when I start talking
about so your meal prep or you so you do for like a whole week or you like a day
I just make a bunch of ground beef and I can eat through the week so any okay I
understand and I eat it for lunch lunch and dinner is the ground beef thing and
I do quest ships with yogurt you told me about this yeah I'm gonna do it or
I make it into a little burrito okay and then otherwise if I do that my
Breakfast is one egg with extra egg whites and then I eat that with like a little bit of if I if I'm feeling crazy a little bit of cheese
That's about it. What's your calorie count like two thousand? No, I'm really bad. Don't tell me it's lower than that
Don't tell me it's lower than that. It's bad. It's not fifteen hundred
I've been eating 1200 calories I
Know and I'm trying to get up more because I went to the doctor recently and they said that's really bad
So now I've upped it this week
You eat 1200 calories. It's a new. It's crazy. It's gotten hard for me to eat that like no fucking way
You know why though because I stream eight hours, and I don't like eating on stream
So you just crank everything and I won't go home. I'll be I won't eat
And that's why I started doing my China's the other day
I had a protein bar is because otherwise
I just don't eat on stream and then eight hours goes by and I'm like holy shit
But the whole days on by I've only had egg whites and like that's it
But you're not bad at this. I've been through so you're telling me so young bro
If there's one thing I really care about it's food nutrition all that's like the only thing I really really really said to
My whole life. I've been tracking calories. I've been on fifty hundred guys
I've been on four thousand calories been on twenty five hundred now like
Four thousand is crazy. Yeah, I know even two thousand sounds crazy to me bro
So now I'm telling you right now you'll be surprised that if you actually up your calories
Your body would even like like you think are you beating you game way? Is that what it is to be honest?
You will not I promise you your body like that and you actually keep losing weight because that's what your body supposed to have
Yes, I promise you
That means thank you so much. Yeah, I'm being serious though 1200. You know you will get to a point
Feel good. I'm just your body great energy wise like yeah, really. Yeah, that's so surprising
I've been doing it for so long but to be fair,
it's because I used to eat less.
So I've upped it a lot.
I'm bad, I'm really bad.
And like, I think, so you know what's funny?
It's actually tell people all the time
that that's actually how I ever gained weight
was because I would eat so little
that like my body was like, like, fighting it
and my metabolism slowed the fuck down.
Oh my God, bro.
It's so crazy.
I'm like, well, I, you know how crazy it is to me
that you know about shit like this?
Like, you're tapping, tapping because-
I learned it.
I keep telling-
I had to learn it.
telling my chat that if you actually eat less calories than what your body needs,
you actually gain weight. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like real, like, it's like,
not only will you gain weight, your angioblore, like all of this stuff, it's just so bad. If
you actually eat what your body wants, think of someone for the sub. I wish I could read that
name. I'm not really. No, you just try to read it. I'm gonna grab it. Oh, it translates to
Oh, Adam!
Oh, man!
Adamah, that's all I'm saying.
Okay? W&D, I appreciate it.
Um, but yeah, that's crazy.
So, do you feel now that you, like,
you step on the stairs and you go down?
Um, yeah, I feel like I also
stayed pretty consistent. Like, so right now
my weight is between 130 to
135. That's what I've said.
And, like, that's okay, but
recently I was going to go get blood work.
And, like, when I was telling the doctor that, too, they were like,
normal though because you work out and when you work out,
do you do more cardio or do you weight lift?
No, weight lift.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she's like, okay, then you're not,
even though you're doing some cardio,
you're compensating that in muscle.
So that's normal.
It's just body composition.
I'm like, that's true.
So, you know, it's stuff like that.
But like, okay, when we go downstairs,
I'll show you what my meal prep is.
Oh, show me, yeah.
Wait, so, so no, we eating like barbecue tatering?
Yes.
Okay, well, I'll tell Chad.
So you, but you've been eating healthy, right?
Yeah, I'm not eating tatering.
Today you kind of have to throw that out the window. I fucking cuz I'm gonna
I will I will are you sure like actually throwing out the window?
They call with the 10 gifted. Holy shit. I'm crazy right now hours for this
Go is this far from from you. Huh?
No, no, no, I don't want to say where it is. So don't say I know we're good. We should actually leave soon
We're first we're gonna we have to get the test experience
My chat knows, you know how everyone comes to Austin and you do the fun Texas stuff?
Yes.
I figured at least for this time, because this is my first time hanging out with Marlon,
I let him on at Austin, we can give him that experience, and then I did say I want you
to come back.
Yes.
Because I have some more fun stuff we can do.
We're going to go to something else.
Yes.
But Loki, you know what I was saying, you should come back for?
Have you ever been to the Texas State Fair?
No, not.
Would you be down to go?
When is that?
It's not until like October.
October, I'm still down.
But it's actually like it's like the biggest state fair in like the United States. It's sick. I'm so down. Okay, cool
Wait, so I'm gonna go upstairs now or no
Rosie rosemary chicken rotisserie chicken or Rosaline
That actually is a good one. I can't I can't lie to you. I can not believe you eat 12 months. I'm not
online. That's fucking insane. That I was 1200 calories. So you know, you must get full so fast you
actually eat something else right because you're stomach is so small. I'm just fasted by 72 hours
and now the big days after like I feel like I can eat. I okay you know I'm something really
sad. I treated myself to a cheat meal like two weeks ago. And if you didn't finish on. I ate
Literally two bites of it and I was like this feels horrible my son. I did eat it
And I just I was like nope
I don't want it and then I went downstairs and I had some question tips something else
But I'm trying to learn to get better. Do you have some questions on there?
Score so you get you get my meal prep. Yes
He said it's not his nickname they've been calling him
Is read no they've been calling him
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You're dead!
Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
Get out of the way!
Hey!
I need good day!
I said my girl!
What the wrong?
It's been a great year!
Oh!
You did it!
I'm a little speech, uh, well listen, no come here come here come here come here, no no
be in it be in it be in it, no be in it be in it be in it be in it be in it, um, one
million you know it feels surreal from where I started started with nothing did
this in a very short amount of time a lot of hard-working effort got in I went
into this right here and now I'm sitting here we're sitting in Texas and we hit a
million subscribers. I'm so proud of you. So I say thank you M3 man W.
Your M3 I love y'all bro thank y'all so much for this point seriously by a
million on YouTube is fucking crazy and I get a plaque I think right oh why
that's it and I also want to shout out my editors Ally Dylan Costa bro my
ghost that as well would not be possible without them so yes yes yes
W that's a wall. I didn't know that what the fuck that's so crazy
Holy shit
No, no, no, okay
They my boy
One million one million one million okay next stop
Don't you ever
Yeah, why do my fucking dance?
I should have played I actually low key when you said win song. I really wanted to play this one
Don't know actually got a bad friend. I was like, I can't make this moment a bit because it's actually
Actually, this is your moment.
Y'all break it in five.
So I didn't wanna do that.
Okay.
Crazy.
Alright.
IRL?
You have my...
Is it second or third?
Which one is it?
This will be my first one.
Oh, first one, okay.
Yeah, my first and last.
I forgot the second one.
Damn, W1 mil.
Yeah, that's actually crazy,
but one mil, you two, it's...
Shout out M3.
M3, man.
Seriously, bro.
And being so awesome.
That's not as uncountable.
I did need it, I swear.
My goats.
I was eating this.
Mike switches me again.
Oh, wait for the turn on.
Oh, you got a cat or no?
I do, but they won't come out.
You got a cat or no?
I do, but they won't come out because they're scared.
Like, never?
They get scared of people.
You have to be there for a photographer to do it.
So this doesn't work at all?
Like, you don't want this to work?
Like, look.
Oh, I don't like waiting it down because it's too heavy.
So how do you use it?
I just punch it when I get mad.
So when I get mad?
Yeah, but if I get mad I just go...
Hey!
That's good, right?
It's not bad, actually.
Would you ever take a fire or no?
I have to come to train.
Wait, Marlon's chat, is this switched?
Can it switch? Yeah, I think it is.
Is it switched? Wait, do you want me to punch it like how I would punch it?
That's not how you would punch it?
No.
Stay right now, fuck it, fuck it, listen.
Don't you need to mad as shit.
This is your fucking stalker right here.
This is your stalker, huh?
Little bitch.
Fucking dumb bitch.
That's a crazy stalker.
OK?
Ooh, what the fuck is this?
What's with this?
Is that a good punch?
Oh.
Are you serious?
I thought that was good.
Put your fucking soul to it right now.
Good, OK?
Like this!
Do it!
AHH!
Oh!
It's not me!
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!
I got really angry and then you-
I'm sorry!
No, no, no, no!
Okay, have a new potion!
You don't want to do that.
No, you're-
Those are gonna kiss it.
Yeah, I want to do it.
You're gonna kiss it?
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I don't laugh like that.
Like verbatim how you are.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I don't want to do that.
What the fuck are you?
It's nice, right? Nothing crazy.
Literally, I just stuck people in the left here. I'm drinking stuff.
This is what I call my Jesus Fridge, because every time I open the lights, it's so bright.
Holy shit.
Oh, this is my Elvin Ring stuff, randomly.
Um, and these are my...
Sinner. Bad, Sinner. Bad dying.
No, no, no, no, no. Those were opened on stream by two little girls that I treated out to a nice day,
day and they left them here I haven't touched them I swear otherwise if they
were blind there would be nothing inside of that
my god son is so dumb is it really?
he's one you want no I can't he's one chew yourself
chew yourself come on chew yourself
oh stronger yes
oh my god
oh my god
oh why is it good you see I'm a good friend because as you get to eat the
I am pretty bad at that, that is true.
Alright, well, here's my award.
I'll keep it here.
The B2B, you know?
Just like random questions. This is my prize possession over here.
What?
Oh, hold on. You have to do the intro. Turn around.
It's like an intro right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's Megatron.
It's the perfect one.
No, no, no. It never gets old.
Oh, every time.
You have to experience it. It's like a whole thing.
whole thing um so if you could just it's like my prized possession Rosie if you
can do the camera work please
sorry mate
hold on let me turn on the flashlight really fast while you keep going
okay you're ready
yeah Marley look here and then we'll hand you
I
Did that enhance the experience
But I didn't buy it oh, I didn't mean to transform it's been though
Yeah, well, I don't like the, the cartoons are okay to me, but I like the movies a lot better.
This is from the third movie, it's fucking sick.
So that's like, yeah, it's like sand and grit that they have on there, and then you can see, like, we had to build it on-screen, and it's super-
Were you building?
Yeah.
But like-
I just bought it like that.
No. I mean, it comes with this and it's all in pieces, and that's not good.
How much was it?
Don't lie. Be honest.
You buy a lot of, like, Balenciaga and stuff like that, right?
Nope, I have not indeed. Nope. Not me, it's Lacey.
Don't you buy designer stuff?
No, no, I do not. How much is this?
What's the most expensive thing you've bought?
A couple hundred dollars.
Yeah.
That's not true.
It is.
How much is this?
Uh, um, like, three.
To have a shit?
Yeah, OK, yes.
That's it.
Yeah.
Ah!
To have a shit?
Yeah.
To fucking toys, to not grow up.
Oh, OK.
There you go.
Oh, yeah, you think it's a toy?
Get your ass over here.
You want to see something that's a fucking toy?
How about this?
This right here is worth $5,000 to $8,000.
What?
Depends on the buyer.
Yeah, a fucking toy bitch.
This is expensive as shit.
Is that open yet?
No.
Why would we buy that?
$3,000.
These are unsold Yu-Gi-Oh cards that are only sold in Japan
in a big machine.
No fucking shop.
In the 1990s.
Yeah, that's right.
Three that don't fucking bet it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
OK.
First of all.
Wait, that's actually true, though?
Second edition, who do I apply dragon?
First edition magic ruler, first edition expert, er, first edition, sorry.
I said, almost an expert in this.
I got nervous.
You fucking?
I got a little nervous, yeah.
That's your first fucking strike.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm trying to poke him up.
And you've been eating protein.
I'm gonna smile.
No, no, no, no.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
It's all good, bro. It has value to the fucking cars. Oh
My god
Imagine morning for the one fucking like fucking cars. Come on. Where's that three? Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay
Is this good tech that's that's actually work out of that works. No, it does it does if you lean down, it's no oh
Oh, oh, okay, so if you don't ever I tell you
this is great that way so if you put this in the room closer to it smells like
that car air fresheners and I close the door it will smell like a car air freshener
every time I walk in no camera to do that look it's great strats because the
burning shit the point of the wall that shit it goes out so on ass yeah
yes bro this is OB actually works so well and I replace them and it's great
every time somebody walks in there like a lot it's most great in here
That's the best thing you've ever done, this shit's the best thing you've ever done.
Let's talk about the shit that you've done.
What do you say? I'll fucking...
I'll put it in the...
Don't!
I'll put it in the garbage right now.
Don't fucking dare! Do not!
So why so? Let me get to some...
What's the... like...
Are you just gonna keep it?
Are you just gonna keep it?
Are you just gonna keep it?
Are you just gonna keep it?
Are you just gonna keep it?
I know it's some of them for content,
but I also just think some of them are really cool.
Okay.
Well, like, some of them are not...
Like, this one, for example, it's valuable
because if you think that's guaranteed inside of it,
It's not worth opening okay, so why would you even want to buy it?
What was that? Who's that right?
You know, I like that
Handsome! Does he come with the house or?
Sorry.
What the hell?
Is that like an HR violation?
No it's not!
Nowadays it is actually.
If you ever feel uncomfortable rocking it and you ever need to talk about it just let me know.
I feel like more and more I need to talk about it.
Okay yeah, we need to sit down and talk. Like I don't know like it's...
You sit down and I run.
Does he always do stuff like this?
Yeah he always does stuff like this.
Really?
It's become an issue.
Yeah, that's fine never mind take it all back
You make sure you treat them good like you know you never had an HR violation never had an HR violation
Yeah.
Yeah.
So fun.
So there's one and two, three living rooms kinda.
Two, that's just like the pool table and stuff like that.
I mean, it's so sick.
So be honest, do you ever even like,
do you ever just come down and watch the movies together?
Ever.
Really?
We don't, we don't like play games and stuff,
but the only thing is I travel so much,
so I'm here a lot less than they are,
but like, we made it work.
Okay.
It is nice.
And then this is our kitchen.
Okay, nice little kitchen.
It's a big-ass kitchen.
Oh my God!
Okay, this is going to be a random side thing that they're not going to know.
But do you remember a long time ago?
Randomly somewhere where we ran into each other.
I don't want to leak anything.
Yes.
And you told me that you had seen the sourdough stuff
and you were talking about sourdough chicken tots.
Yes.
I fed the sourdough to the store manager.
Oh, no, he stopped.
I can't see it.
Oh, wait.
Where's Trekkin?
Right here. Oh, you want to see something cool?
Okay here drop it in there.
No, no, so close it.
The trash gets sent to watch close it turn that dial. No, it is not swear turn turn the dial weird like that way
No, yeah, so turn it this way. Okay. No, no
It's closing it and sending it to our traffic out there. Now you're fucking lying
Bro, that's why it looks like a dishwasher. It's actually crazy
So if I open it right now, it's gonna be tied up. It's nothing in there
No, it's not tied up. It sends it because there's a shoe underneath that's why it's a machine like that
Why would they do this?
Like you can't even... yeah you can't...
That's the press I have on the right
Oh my god! I'm a bad liar!
You're fucking...
So what is that actually for?
It just compresses it down
Oh, okay
Fucking pointless piece of shit
I'm not kidding
Okay
Machao not gonna believe me chat
I swear
Like I said, we ran into each other at low random thing.
You know what I mean?
And we talked about this.
Because I'm on sourdough TikTok.
Yes.
Yeah.
So he said he was like, oh, yeah.
Sometimes I get the starter TikToks where they turn it
and then it bubbles.
So I fed it so that you can see it.
So it bubbles a little bit, like when you move it,
like you can see.
But I wanted you to be.
Wait, can we feed it?
Or no, it's not time to feed it.
We can feed it later before you leave.
OK, yeah.
But you can stir it now.
So if I stir it and we'll go down a little bit, right?
Yeah.
So you can see all the gluten strands.
Like take your spoon and just like pull it a little bit.
Dude.
Isn't that cool?
Like go deeper and then pull it.
Yeah, and see like, and see how it sinks?
Yo, this is a good dough right here.
It's not bad, bro.
There's a good, this is a good starter.
Yes!
Dude, chat.
He said he was on sourdough TikTok
and then he goes, no, sit up.
Seriously, he pulls it up and shows me.
Yeah, I mean, seriously.
And I was like, no way.
Only this, not many people know that.
So that was kind of cool, though.
Well, that's fire.
Is that your pet?
It's like a pet honestly. I'm not kidding. I mean you will keep feed it. You gotta feed it. You I literally feed it every day
That's a big breath. I don't have any fresh sourdough. Otherwise, I would give you some
Wait, so what's so this is what keeps the temperature like what supposed to be added?
So I have it cuz sometimes it gets cold in the house
So it regulates a perfect temperature so it feeds it and it's like alive. It's like super healthy. Okay. Okay
Yeah, this is our house
Everything's still wrapped from Christmas. Yeah
houses? Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay? We can go half the way.
The bathroom. This is Bonnie's stream room. I don't get you live right now.
Alive? Or live? Oh, okay. And then out of here in time, we're living here. Right? Bam.
Fuck the package and shit. Yeah, and this is like...
So what is this? This is just like a whatever type of room? Yeah, this is a good... I don't know what this is.
I don't know what the fuck
Breathe in
Breathe out
Okay, why?
I was fucking cring
You did that
I was fucking cring
Why did you just do that?
I just wanted to make sure what it is
That's Bonnie's paint stream
Didn't she do that like days ago?
Oi Bonnie, is that like already these girls from some shit?
I don't want to be a shipper, fuck, fuck my mastermind, big love seriously, so that's
it now I guess.
They probably have guns because they're in Texas.
Well he's here?
Yeah.
Oh what the?
They moved to Texas.
No they did not.
They did?
Oh they moved here.
They didn't have an OECS house.
They did not move to Texas.
They moved.
trailer life to me with Texas go look at the trailer dummy no I see the clips
from him I don't think I was in Texas
I wasn't in the way
no I was from Texas to LA
I don't understand basics of anything like more than like what are you talking about bro
Oh my god. Wait. Oh wait, there's a bar here too.
Yeah, I'm not sure. Are you all like heavy drinkers?
No, I never touch it.
All the fucking bottles are kind of half full.
Well, it's just whenever we have parties, like people come by.
when do you have parties? when do you ever have parties in this house? exactly. what's the last time you had a party, be honest?
Christmas time? for whom? it was just Christmas
so I don't know, but it wasn't really a party, it was kind of like just a gathering and then we streamed it and it was okay
okay, alright, yeah sure
I'm not sure, okay you only throw a fucking LA party where there's a parade of people in my house?
Yeah.
No, I won't random ask people in my house.
Okay.
Oh no, that sounds like a nightmare to me.
A little party for Santa, not a best shot.
Not a best shot at all.
I'm not gonna sleep.
You must put on your shoes while I'm awake.
Yeah, just take a side.
Wait, so what's upstairs? Are you not there really?
No, it's just our rooms.
But you can see like our banister.
And...
You can see that reset.
So you can...
Ooh!
And then, you did show, I guess, for a Marlon's shot.
There's this interesting thing in here on the scene.
Well, I don't know what to say about that.
Is that a piece?
Is that a brilliant?
I think so.
Oh, well.
Yeah, and then there's the little one.
There's two ladies right here, too.
OK.
Just kind of lying there.
Bring it up.
These are like, building the house.
I'm not saying honestly.
When it comes to me, I'm like, yes, but.
Oh, wait, wait, you did come up and ask me for it.
What did you say?
No, I didn't say.
What did he say?
He says, yeah, don't worry about it.
I'm like, he's still here.
Really, so this is what we're doing now, is the whole thing?
Yeah, this is the whole thing, you know.
Don't worry about any shit.
Alright, but we're gonna be in here soon, huh?
Yeah.
Wait, can I walk him up through the door?
No, you're good.
Wait, so where's the, where's the, where's the check room?
Where's the question?
Oh, you want to go out?
Where's the question for that?
Just wait, and I'm gonna make you a milk wrap.
Are you making it?
I haven't!
Oh, fine, I'll say no more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you try it?
I'm not going to look at me now.
I'm no for a fat dog, I'm never out here.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I saw it.
I saw it as nice as fuck.
I guess I'll go outside like...
It's just a pool.
Oh y'all got a fucking big ass backyard.
Yeah bro, when this pool is uncovered, the shit is like, it's crazy as fuck.
It's so nice.
So when did- did y'all ever just go swimming in the summer?
Mm-hmm.
You feel like you're such a liar.
I swear to you.
Bro, there's days where we take it off and just have friends over and just swim.
It's kinda nice.
Holy shit.
But it's like- it's one of those things where it's like, it's not all the time,
cause especially if I'm traveling, like-
You know what I mean? When I get back, I'm not trying to go swim all the time.
Fucking grill and shit?
Yeah.
There's a bunch of shit.
Damn, this is-
overly nice.
And then, oh, here, I'll show you something really fast.
We can't get too close, though, OK?
Not so many animals, bro, like.
What do you mean?
Because when you get all in your little little,
like, let me show you something, like,
you about to show me some bullshit, like, look at you.
Well, first of all, that's a bullshit, you fucking asshole.
Secondly, they're easy to get animals.
There's a family of foxes that live under here.
What the fuck?
I wish I got going on this house, bro.
Family of fucking foxes, OK?
OK, you have to be really careful.
Do you see that nest right there?
Where?
Right there.
Oh yeah, I do see it.
There's a bird inside of it.
There's a family of ro-
I hate birds.
You hate birds?
Who the fuck hates birds, bitch?
Like, what the-
OK, what type of bird is it?
It's a cardinal.
Look.
Cardinal?
Yes.
You can look at it like right here.
Sounds like bullshit.
OK.
Can you see?
Oh, she moved, she moved, she moved.
It's OK.
We're gonna stay here.
She'll come right back.
That's the mom?
Yeah.
Is there eggs?
Yeah.
OK, we can get a little closer since that long is there.
But don't, we can't touch it because you
don't want to touch the nest.
Oh my god, my behavior, my behavior is nice.
Rosie, you can get the camera there.
There is.
OK.
I don't want you to come fucking attacking right now.
No, no, no, don't touch it.
Don't.
Oh, don't touch it.
No.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because if you touch it, they won't come back.
But if you just look at it, they'll come back.
OK.
They will.
Don't fucking touch you at all.
No, don't.
OK.
What are you going to do with the eggs
You just sit on them like little jungle jungle
Yeah, it's all my I'm so sorry I know about see you tomorrow
Okay, so what's that in the middle?
Elevated pool cover so it doesn't like
I want to show you this over here.
Well, this is like a, y'all should do some shit.
I don't know what though, but.
Like outside?
Yeah.
Bro, Bonnie did one thing one time
where she made a water slide.
Oh, is that what this is?
Yeah, during the winter when it snowed,
I came out here and I slid down these hills
and we like, I slammed into the fence.
Was it a lot of snow?
Uh, no.
It was mostly ice when it snowed.
This is what I wanted to show you.
Well, how fucking, you know, it's so nice too.
You have no houses like.
Near.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really chill like back here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is our weird ass playground. Okay
This is some scary movie bullshit. I guess what this is. It looks worse at night, but look at this. Be careful
There's nails
Oh, come on out
So don't like to step on the nails. Look, even here they're like, yeah, bro. Jesus Christ. And then we have a pretty ass way. Go ahead
All right, there's no way that's gonna hold me up
Are you lying to get him or no?
It held agent.
Oh, yeah, it's fine.
Okay, don't...
No, that's not...
I must hang on it, matter of fact.
This is how I used to do it in school.
Why'd you do that?
No, I'm not.
And what the fuck is this for?
What do you mean?
You hang on it?
Yeah.
No shot at the pin.
Whee!
Whee!
God, it's bigger than more than he's too tall, so we're gonna have to go up on some types of ground.
We're gonna have to do it.
Come on, come on, Sonny, you got that.
There you go! Swing a little bit! Give it a little swing!
I thought I had barely touched it. This one is fun though.
I've never even seen... Oh, I've seen this one, actually, I think.
Is that poison, Ivy?
No.
Okay, so look.
What?
Welcome to... When you get to a playground, it's gonna sound really weird to start with.
with okay okay no okay no but if you do end up
stumbling upon again a playground like this and somebody's
stumbling upon playgrounds not yard in I don't know southern Alabama some shit
you're doing in Alabama and somebody's backyard and on a playground so what you
to do is you really want to stretch get a little grip
oh I'm supposed to do pull-ups but I couldn't get it
more questions why do you go to children's pull-up because I do pull-ups
no no no because now we need to talk about this why are you going to do your
pull up. Because that's a grown man, that's a grown man, like I am. I'm a very mature 225,
65 straight-peer muscle, 8% body fat man. You want to make sure that whatever you stumble upon,
it don't matter where in life, you want to work out, okay? You might call me manly, you might
call me, oh, he's such a man. It's like that, of course I am. If you hang out on a local
Chuck E Cheese and do your pull ups, it's cool. Okay, let's go out there. Yeah, okay. I don't
know, is that, is that also where you're hanging out? I love Chuck E Cheese. And you like,
Well, you're hanging around that we should know only like like I was at a high school there today
But I to pay basketball. I can do this thing with a basketball thing
So who's been rolling right there?
That was me we cook on a campfire yet with so it's vibes I guess you can cook
No, you got a fucking basketball court. Oh, I guess I yeah, we're gonna show you yeah, wait what?
What the fuck is that is that one?
That one basket or two this is one. Holy fuck
It is a kid is a nice
We're good like here. We just don't show beyond the game part. So I've been here. That's so nice
And I'm guessing you never ever touch this ever. No because I live with any and Bonnie
Bro look how nice this is
Damn
It's not bad at all. No, I didn't do any bad things.
What's more fun if you do it?
Bruh, okay. I just will stuff.
Bam!
Are you even good at basketball?
Don't ever ask me that again.
I don't remember ever seeing highlights.
Yes I am.
When have I ever seen highlights of even good at basketball? I'm so confused.
I'm so good at basketball.
Are you?
One thing I've never ever seen from you though, I'm being honest, is your car.
I don't even know if you got a car.
Do you want to see my car?
Yes.
Um, here, come in this way and we'll go...
Okay.
We'll go around.
I don't feel like you've ever done like a car reveal or anything like that.
I've never done a dedicated car reveal video.
Wait, oh friend.
Okay, I'm not mad yet.
Oh friend, thank you very much.
It's okay.
It's not like...
I'm wrong on this.
Okay, and it seems to have like a fucking...
Do you think you're out of some shit?
No, I have an Audi S7.
Oh, that's solid.
It's nice.
I like it.
I like it a lot actually.
It's very nice car.
Okay, come here.
We're going to garage.
Okay.
You got one or two cars or three or...
You got one or two cars or three or...
I don't know if she's misplaced with that one.
I probably got like four but there's my other car.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean? Like, this is some white shit or whatever.
Okay.
Uh, this is one.
Oh, I like it.
Hi.
I like it.
She's not bad.
Very nice.
She, we'll take it, we'll take it real quick.
We go to the other place we're driving.
Oh, she's nice.
It's pretty nice.
It's the next.
And then, uh, it has like my little baby spoiler.
Let's talk behind your back.
Okay.
It's this one, but I like this car. It's currently super nice and it's good for streams to be honest
Well, I like it this car back of it
Handprint here
What who's been touching that car? I don't know
Hmm. I actually got mad earlier. It's like I cleaned out my car and I realized I'm gonna stop driving people for streams
Why because they nasty all their shit in my car and everything I was moving today was not even mine
It was everyone else fucking tell him I don't put no books in my car
Who's cars the mom car? Sorry?
I'm snitching I'm telling Bonnie. I knew was Bonnie Arcary
Me's in the front. No. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's nice
I never um I never expected to wait you know what?
I never expected Emmy when I pull up to have a fucking Corvette
Bro, she made me want to change my car cuz like I like my car, but when I drive it
It's nice, but I don't like I'm louder something. Yeah, you can get that though loud and fast now
Where'd you get the Audi?
Um, I heard about it a year ago.
Or three years ago, in 2004.
OK.
OK.
All right, tell me.
So this is what you do.
Nice flute.
OK, first of all, I'll take a little tingle.
OK?
Why don't you say grown man, by the way?
Grown ass?
Grown ass man.
You're taking a little tingle.
It's grown ass man.
OK, I have an idea, by the way.
I think we take him to the good barbecue.
Because we have to celebrate one meal, right, Chad?
So I think if we celebrate one meal,
we should go to the good barbecue spot.
We can go to the, we can go to the mid ones another time.
The stables.
But I feel like there's a bigger one that we can go to.
Ow, there we go, there we go, there we go.
I thought steakhouse, that's the one you want to go to.
That's the one that you love, is out back steakhouse.
Oh, look, it's gonna be fine.
And I want to clarify for the people that are watching,
I cook normally, okay?
This is my boy kibble.
This is my version of boy kibble.
But it's like my gym meal prep.
I feel like that's fine, isn't it?
No?
It's gonna be good.
Oh, here, let me start making it.
Okay.
So we do this.
Come here.
This is my gra-
I cannot believe he thinks that I hand crank
ground beef by the way.
It's just literally ground beef.
To be honest, I could probably heat up this whole thing.
It's not bad.
It's actually pretty easy.
But I get this, hold on.
Let me get some Greek yogurt.
Not a bad shout.
Let me get my
low moisture mozzarella cheese.
Oh wait, no, no, I don't want this one.
No, I do want this one.
And then...
What the fuck is that balloon doing here?
That's Pizzaminoff.
Oh wait, that's Emily's balloon.
That's what she, she pranked us. I forgot about that shit.
And then I usually go to the salon show,
call it a day, put that dish on the tortilla, done.
Girl kibble.
And I'm so tired of it, bro.
All I want is some good-ass sushi and that's it, but it's fine.
It'll make it work.
Well, bro, you're taking a shit. That is not a take-all
He's trying to shit himself
Whatever's called and there is
Emily saying hello there to me
Look I open it and it's just like hello there. Oh, she just
I'm not going to lie.
Shit.
Don't do that.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys, guys.
Guys, guys.
Come on.
Whoa, I can't do that.
Okay look.
Is your team a suit and Lena Black?
The amount of brown beef that I eat for lunch and dinner.
Is that enough?
Okay. I'm gonna take that as a no.
The action is not being serious right now.
My life that is not how you wait you see for lunch and dinner. Well, not like like this will be one one portion
This is one dinner portion. Jesus Christ
That's so bad
As soon as she knows I know there's not a lot of people in this industry who does it please eat more like double that
Oh my god, who are eaters?
Yeah, I know.
Okay!
Wait, dude!
Do you like coffee curry?
Never had coffee curry.
Deep baskin.
It's like...
I don't know why you choose to make me upset.
Yeah, I'll stop.
Do you like hot sauce?
I love hot sauce.
I'm trying to eat the same thing. I'm not gonna lie.
You eat what?
But you don't eat tuna, do you?
No.
I don't.
I'm tuna sometimes.
Okay.
But I just eat, if I ever eat like fish, I normally just get sashimi.
Oh, that's okay.
That's that bougie shit.
No, but it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
If you could just like some sashimi or some shit, that's easy.
Was this again a cilantro?
Yeah, I just like cilantro.
Okay.
I'm gonna cut some cilantro.
Hold on.
I'm gonna cut it myself for this.
No, Jesus.
It's not even like a crazy thing.
Bro, it's gonna be so easy.
But don't eat a lot of it though because we're gonna eat it.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
You're gonna just pop literally right after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, look.
My good knife.
Nice.
I take some of this, okay?
Yeah, we're going to ask for it, not really.
Only groceries.
Okay.
Yeah, I had a good knife for like a long time.
Ooh, hold on, nice skills.
Not bad.
Okay.
Then I literally just take some of this.
Put it in there, okay, and then I get a little bit of hot sauce and I use this
lost color at least hot one. I do like the one, yeah. And I add a little bit in there,
yeah, okay, and then I just mix it in, okay, that's easy. Yeah. Now, you take
forward, carve down the tortilla. You do not add it. That's the thing. So when you're talking about this meal, I'm thinking, you know, more meat.
bigger tortilla not the fucking tiny
any weenie one that's like 30 pounds of
fucking fat okay I don't want a lot of
corn so I do I can just do a tiny one
but I can do two also to be fair I
normally get a little bit bigger one
that's a good shout yeah that's not bad
right because then you can toast it on
either side get it a little warm
you're the change
cuz I cook all the time so I can do that
You don't cook ever?
No, I cook sometimes, you know.
What was the last thing you cooked?
Last thing I cooked.
That shit bag, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Do you know?
No, I don't.
You know that that's good?
Really, you know that good seasoning?
No, who had it?
Uh-huh.
Damn, last thing I cooked?
Shit.
Quite a little cereal bowl the other day.
Wow, you're okay.
What did you say?
Well, my stomach is like upset.
I'm not going to let one out,
but I'm just letting you know it's upset.
Like you're gonna take a shit like a little a little tingle fart in there. I'm like I'm out
I haven't done it I'm just saying like you know
Yes, okay, I don't use sour cream at all
But I will use and this is like really lean beef, but what is it 93? Yeah
Oh
That's steak. Okay. Okay. It's like lean steak. It's flake steak with all the fat cut off
Is that the it's very thin it's thin or not really that's not the one
Wrong calling one is not calling me. It's a fucking random number is calling me
Hello
but at least he's stable
was that a random ass girl?
what the fuck?
that's not wrong
was that a random ass girl?
bro who the fuck was that
fucking little kid like
wait, wait
what the hell, I don't know
yo your story from earlier
no, no, okay just make this clear
okay please clear
my number got leaked a few months ago
and people keep calling me
I'm just asking him to say, yo, I'm going to play ground.
Sure, okay, sure.
You're going to be like, are you going to work out again?
So he's just asking me, what's the deal?
He's saying, yo, I'm going to play ground.
Okay.
I'm by the swings.
I see it.
Now a lot of members calling me,
so I can't even do nothing.
Okay.
Please, just please, just lock in here.
I'm not picking up the phone now, uh, but what's that sound?
I don't fucking know.
I was like, you getting another call but it's so ringing.
Hmm.
Your phone tapped?
Why would you-
Let's answer this number.
Yo, my phone is so ringing.
Hey, did you meet him on a playground per chance?
Nah, I didn't.
Can you turn on the camera?
No, I need to hang up.
Brother, I'm so sorry.
I'm in the middle of a stream here.
I don't know if you can tell.
I can't even know. I'm watching.
What the fuck are you doing?
Okay, alright.
I've made them phone calls.
Did you read your number?
Yes, I think there's so many times.
It's so bad.
And I haven't changed them once.
Yes, I know.
Okay.
Okay.
Do I put them on?
Yes.
This, by the way, is like no calories at all.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's super light.
No, no.
OK.
I'll put it back.
Wait.
The funny thing is that's literally all to excited one bite for me.
One bite.
Thanks.
OK.
So do you do two or three of these, or do you do only one?
It's cute.
Is that bad?
It's fine, yeah.
OK.
There you go.
This is my girl kibble.
Oh, buddy.
Well, I'm truly going to think of it as food, amen.
I've been kicking it for a month and dinner for weeks.
It's not a bad channel, right?
That is...
That's good.
You want a bite?
No.
Okay, you sure?
Yeah.
Anyhow, maybe consider it.
Bro.
Okay, I was considering.
Yeah, that's good.
Is that glib?
No, it's not that, right?
It's not that, right?
It's not really good.
Okay, and it's healthy meal prep.
Like, it's so easy.
And then you want to know the other two?
Damn, it's good.
Here, can I do this, too?
Sure.
Have you ever done one of these for two years?
Yes.
Run the protein chips?
What?
Take a real look.
Yes, what's the little, yeah, what's the little bowl you'd be making, you know what I mean?
It's literally, it's that deconstructed, except I add in the bowl,
or normally I add onions and tomatoes too.
Okay.
So it's just like healthy.
But if you do this, like, I like sauerkraut crêpes, I use Greek yogurt instead, because it's healthier.
And then you just get, like, get one of these.
It's a chili lime chip.
It's a little dip.
Okay, and then just dip it on it.
Do you have to try the other flavors or not really?
Yeah.
Oh, the sweet chili ones, yes.
Sweet chili ones are my favorite.
Bro, if Questa were to sponsor, I would take that shit in a heartbeat.
They're so good.
What?
Are there chips?
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips.
Mm-hmm.
I put it really on to it.
Easy, simple.
And it's working.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like I have a meal.
Yeah.
He just really does.
Yeah.
Come on, hold up.
No.
Do you want to try my protein shake?
Let me get you this fucking water and protein.
No, bitch.
What do you do?
You think I need water and protein?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Cook on a chocolate ass protein drink as I know.
No, because you don't even put that in your food, I...
You can't eat it.
No, not like that.
Excuse me?
No, gotta eat while I...
Marlon, if you were to have a cook-off, I would cook circles around your bitch ass.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't bet my money.
Next time I come and take a talk about this.
We do a cook-off and we'll hit the street.
Oh, you're gonna do a cook-off?
Yeah.
What do you want to cook with me?
Actually, I can easily do that.
Let's do steak potatoes asparagus.
Sparagus
Go ably yeah
Do yeah
Deal you want to put money on it to put one on it wait who judges who judges
We get the judges. I'm telling you right now. Oh, you want to you are you actually serious?
Yeah, we'll talk about the money stuff later. So we'll shake it on with a cool mind. Okay, you with the left
done
Yes, yeah, Gigi. You come by you do you know what I love to do for fun
I guess we'll put some money on it we'll have some judges not be kind of cute
okay no add we just leave the name out of it so you I'm actually really bad I
make it in a red solo cup every day I'm gonna we're ingredients household yeah
So, for example, you see this, like this Sawyer french fries seasoning?
Yeah.
I bought like seven containers of it.
Fuck, why?
Because if there's ever like an apocalypse or something and I needed a seasoned food.
Yeah, of course.
No, but like, okay, but you're not hearing me though.
If I, like, what if I needed a seasoned food?
I have to kill the squirrel.
Like damn, that sucks.
I gotta eat this fucking squirrel.
There's no food.
I have no seasoning.
They've got to be used to do that.
They've got to be used to do that.
They've got to be used to do that.
They've got to be used to go.
go mad
we need to go now
uh...
okay so what happened
would you survive a problem so that i would have to write you know what i would
see
i would also i really can
i'm a man to twenty five
six five six six
six months at some point i can run
for that
for a minute
but
not no one your dumb ass brain would literally tell you to go fight some
zombie and you would get that you wouldn't tell people
and it was uh...
what's the movie called
Fuck, where's zombie apocalypse?
I am legend.
Yes.
Yes.
No, if it's I am legend obviously, I'm killing myself.
Like what?
They're fucking insane.
Yeah, like if they're running at me, yeah, I'm killing myself.
There's no point.
Now, if it's walking dead zombies, we can talk.
Okay.
I can deal with that.
But if it's I am legend obviously, I'm just blowing my shit smooth off.
Me too, I'm not blowing it.
There's no reason.
I'm not blowing it.
Or like a quiet place.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
A quiet place.
Oh yeah.
I'm not blowing my shit smooth off.
I'm sorry.
I'm not dealing with that.
There's no way.
How did that fucking...
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Okay, I'll only make you a little bit.
See you in a second.
Yeah, I'm getting my fucking protein in boys and girls, of course.
Is this one of my favorite drinks?
Woman milk?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, here, I'll make you a...
Where's all the milk come from?
All my cows?
All right, anyways.
So you do that and then what?
So I hate that I heard Rocky laugh.
I hate that I heard Laffa.
That's so annoying.
What?
All right, I do a little of this. This is like what I eat for like it's like after my gym thing
How much protein you try your protein soup or not really?
Yeah, if I do like one of these with the question it's like 40 grams of protein
But how much meat and then I eat this on top of it, which is like
Yeah
There's a good flavor because some of the protein powder is so
No, that's why I didn't want to say the name, but I'm telling you, no bullshit, this is a bad shit.
I also did a video recently with someone, we were talking about this.
This is going to go everywhere.
I don't want to show the name, so I'll show you what I'm going to add.
Oh, like it was going to spin?
No, no, no. I got one of these, so it doesn't.
Here, try that.
It's not a concert.
I have no appetite.
Low on scuba posse?
Not a bad shot to the day, eh?
Doesn't that look like cereal milk at the end?
Yes.
And okay, I have a really bad sweet tooth craving, so you know what I do to get rid of
it?
If I really want something sweet, I add a pinch of stevia into it, because it's like
the, like, fake sweetener, and it tastes just like cereal milk.
You know what I do sometimes?
If you really want to just ask to eat cereal, like a fucking normal human being,
put the cereal box in a bowl normal milk with a spoon you eat it you're gonna
have to find these little fucking tips and tricks and haxers so eat the
box you're really one of one you might be hero okay
rumble got a paper ball soon I'm just in my house I honestly I don't even do
real school I do plastic school fuck it together one two three fuck the
That's a Maya. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love it.
And then I just put the cereal in. If I actually do want some protein, I do this.
I do this mixture right here, protein, like school protein powder, milk, and then cereal on top, and then like a little protein cereal.
That's actually, we, what if I, oh my God, idea, what are these delicious to make cinnamon toast crunch but add in the cinnamon protein?
Bro, what? Imagine this on top with some...
Do you ever eat cereal? Like, other side?
I used to, but it's like so much like dessert
and can I admit something to you?
Cereal or a snack?
If I eat one bowl, it's never one bowl. It's like three.
Two, three. Yeah, same. Same. No, no, no.
And I get the big bowls.
There was a time in my life, Marlon,
where I was literally eating bowls
by this pig and I was filling them up to here
and I would eat them like two or three times over
until I was disgustingly full.
And who was that piece of shit, weren't you?
I feel like there's a different way you could have described it personally, but there was
another way that each of you didn't need to say that specifically.
Absolutely.
It's not bad, right?
That's fucking horrible.
Yeah.
That's what I got.
I was on that top.
No, no, no.
Okay.
I was on that top.
Do you see the size of this bowl?
That's it.
The depth like
On a normal plate is probably like a normal both like three four
She probably about like
16 both 16 both zero
Yes, I'm not
No
It is you're right
You're right. It's your sugar. That's why can't you know it's probably the worst
First, quote unquote food you can eat if you actually want to like it.
Why the fuck do you think so many eat it?
You don't die.
No, I'm saying like, if you really just feel like, you know what I'm saying?
You're like, damn, I'm gonna, yo, you eat 1200 calories.
So many calories.
At this point you can eat.
If you find yourself some cereal.
Some cereal?
You could probably have cereal for the next month and you wouldn't even fill it.
Or look, I'll see it.
Like, 12, 100.
That is the greatest news, and you, cinnamon with those crunch?
Ah, cinnamon with those crunch.
Cinnamon with those crunch, that's my favorite, or fruity pebbles.
You like fruity pebbles?
I love fruity pebbles.
Oh wait.
Okay, can I admit something else?
Sure.
Is this a safe space?
Yeah, very safe.
Okay, one time I really liked Lucky Charms
because it had all the marshmallows,
but I was in the space of pulling all the marshmallows
out of the box and not eating the other cereal.
So then I found out that you can actually buy a bag
of only marshmallows on Amazon.
So I bought like three or four bags of them
and then I would just fill a bowl of milk
and then put all the marshmallows in there
and eat it for a cereal, for like.
I'll fucking do it.
Yeah, I don't care.
I'll fucking do it.
I'll fucking do it.
You said it was a safe place, it's not that bad, right?
Yeah, not that bad at all.
So you willingly went and searched around for...
If they're actually great, you could buy bad stuff.
I haven't actually seen that.
You could buy bad stuff in the Marshalls
and they actually taste really good.
That's a good shout out.
Yeah, don't ever do that again, okay?
So it's like, you like sour cream, right?
I love sour cream.
This is the safe space.
Wow, you're like almost at a lacy level here.
I feel like...
Lacy?
No, Lacy's like, you know,
huge yeah that's true yeah you're right you know what I was gonna say is like why
you love sour cream so much that I used to come down and just eat it by the
spoonful because it was just so good and then it got to the point where every
time I was eating mood like food like if I had a potato it was like a one-to-one
ratio of bite of like food to sour cream so I had to stop it I saw came
that much. Yeah. It's not some really fast shit, Laura. I'm gonna go. No, no, no, no,
but okay, but here's the thing. I was wondering shit. Now, I'm not talking about it. Let's
talk about it. What's the mother shit? Like when you were at your heaviest, what would
you eat? It's balanced. Do you want it in my topical order? Please, yeah. Oh, thank
you. Tell me. It's not that bad. Okay. Um, all right. So, rip of the bandaid off,
back of my heaviest for Taco Bell, I would always get a grilled cheese burrito with no
rice, extra sour cream, extra onions, extra tomatoes, and then I would get two of those.
And then I would get a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme, extra onions, extra sour cream, and
then I would get a nacho fry with extra nacho cheese on the side.
And then I...
Oh, okay.
Oh, I wasn't done yet.
But then sometimes I would get the Cinnabon Delight, because it's not that bad, and
then I would get a Baja Blast.
or large of course just like you was back then or was it wow what was s
nice she okay but here's the thing though I would take the rice out of the
group she's burrito to say calories yeah let's say what was the first point of
I didn't get rid of the calories
Dog that is less calories. This W. Wow
Wow, okay, so now okay, so it's like this you went from like up there eating wise
So now it's like way down low. Maybe find a little in between
No, I'm what's like in between now
In between it's like higher calories by probably like a thousand.
Like a salad though? Are we serious?
No, fuck salad.
What the fuck am I supposed to eat then?
Maybe extra meat when you taco.
A bigger taco tortilla.
Maybe a little bagel into your breakfast.
Get some good carbs between the workouts.
a little Philadelphia on that bitch.
Ooh, two honeyweed bread, tuna hot sauce mayo.
Must have whipped that up, put on a honeyweed sandwich,
peanut butter on top of it.
Don't sleep on it.
Frank with hot sauce.
Bank, eat it.
Why do I feel like you could,
how do you make that noise after you describe that?
No, you might, oh wait, wait.
The way they say you eat is actually crazy.
You eat peanut butter on tuna?
Yeah, I do, that's...
It's good though, it's good.
But have you ever been, cause I know you felt this,
have you ever been so hungry you feel like you can, like, at this point you can see anything?
So that's when I tried and I was like, fuck, she kind of good, I'm sorry.
It's like, good mac.
I'm sorry, I would have rather take my big back ass three giant bowls of cereal any day than eat tuna and peanut butter.
I mean this so respectfully, if I died tomorrow in my last meal that I ever had with peanut butter.
You would eat it.
And the last meal that I ever had at the peanut butter tuna,
I've been getting the pearly white gates of heaven.
I'm going to God and I'm saying send me to hell
because there's no point.
Because why was the last meal that I ate?
That's not even a badge.
Oh my gosh, you're actually eating like a dog.
Okay, what's your um, what's your death row meal?
Uh, oh like if I was dying?
Sushi.
Oh, I love sushi.
Yeah, sushi's the best.
Sushi's the best.
Uh-huh.
So I would just like 50 pieces sushi, 100 pieces sushi.
Yeah, probably I would eat that, I would eat a lobster roll,
That's for my hometown. That's really fucking good. Um, probably something for my grandma
Like she makes these really good egg sandwiches that I remember for my childhood that I like
Whoa
I'm just so so the conversation gets more like, you know
What is your grandma's name?
Valerie like
What is it?
I should get to work.
Relax yourself.
Okay, that's the question.
I can't ask more questions about your grandma, but you can ask questions about mine, really?
Okay, well, my phone.
So you would use your grandma's...
What did you do?
He like...
What's your grandma's name?
Why did it?
Ew, why'd you do that?
Bro, I just like grandma's food.
You know what's good for grandma's food?
Dated grandma once.
Dude, if I say so...
My grandma's gonna watch that.
What did you just say?
It's a date of the grandma once for a little while.
I'm sorry, what?
You dated a grandma?
Just for the food, though.
Came in and out at 4 PM.
She cooked on the grill.
She thought she would get some play.
I left.
Wait, not a meal.
Late at night meal.
Did the food hit?
That should hit.
I'm not talking about the food, bud.
Wait, so you did hit?
No, I did not hit.
Oh, wait.
You did not hit.
No, OK, but I said the food hit,
and then you said it did hit.
I'm not talking about the food.
So you did hit.
No, I did not hit.
No, I'm talking about it.
Where on your life right now you did not fuck a grandma?
I swear on my mother's life.
I fucked your grandma.
But she tried to fuck you?
Yes.
Now if you didn't, now what base did you get to?
Oh, not even close to one.
Because you couldn't move that fast, you know what I'm saying?
So it was like...
Alright, can we step outside for a little while?
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
I've been the best jerkies ever done.
All right, you want to go driving?
Yeah.
We can go...
Go wait.
Should I put on my cowboy pants?
The driving needs to be in one of these zones, right?
Yeah, I guess if you have extra batteries instead that you can bring, just in case.
Yeah, big amount, yeah.
Yeah, I think by the batteries I can bring it on.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Are you going to buy pants and stuff?
Should I?
What do you think?
I think maybe like for the next time we go to should we say the street? No. Oh, we're not going there tonight
So we can't
Originally, we're gonna go six streets night actually
I thought I'd be really fired and we're gonna do all the stuff
We're gonna do now and then end on six streets
Yeah, but it didn't make sense to because I think it's a college town and I think we will not be able to go places
Yeah, uh normally without like OD security and I think it's gonna cause a problem
So I think like it wasn't worth the risk. Also. I didn't want to risk like I know if I get security and something happens
And there's a crowd and then it's like everything is crazy. It's just not worth it
So we couldn't do it. So let's let's just get happy this time the next time get full office for that
Yeah, what do you think? Okay? So you are waiting for office. So I won't change. We just go get hats
Yeah, yeah, that's oh, I can put on like my other pants. I guess what's your other pants?
I have like the you know the cowboy pants. It's like the flared ones. Okay. No, let's just go
We'll go to the cowboy store. We'll do that and then we'll go to the barbecue and then chat
We're gonna come back and then I want six feet. Yes
As we're reacting to Mr. Beachy. We're reacting to Mr. Beachy. We're gonna be fire. Damn!
Now let's start it for this. You're excited to be reacting to Mr. Beachy? Because if I was you I would not be.
Have you seen a laugh on it? Or not really? Dude!
When did you go out?
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, because I really they cut out so much stuff
Well, do you remember how intense it was for me in the first thing? Oh, I know. Yeah. Oh super intense
Was back like worse like not what I did but like the reaction of it all like you know I'm saying
Yours is funny because what they don't show is you talking shit before and be like
No, they don't show it.
Bruh, I'm not going to lie, L production, bro.
See how the build-up chat of why it was so bad, the way he got out, is fully cut out.
I've seen the comedy this morning, and so many people have made it so much worse than it was.
It was, like, the actual me doing it, I'm not going to spoil it too much, was bad,
but it was me building it up before. That's what was bad.
He kept going, man, I'm going to get this person out, I'm going to do, da, da, da, da, da.
Someone fucked you, you're going to have to do that.
Everybody was crying because they don't even know about my alliances during that too and about how you saw that either no
They didn't show any alliances
They didn't show how Dan the only reason I was getting hit is because I was next to Dan Clancy and Archie had bad fucking aim
They didn't show any of it. I did not show it. Do you remember when speed gas Archie?
Yeah, I don't into a or sorry speed gas me in the go back. Yeah. Yeah. He kept saying
or he did it on purpose it's not even in the video.
Holy shit.
So low key, I believe our stuff that we can tell.
Let's just watch when we tell stuff to happen.
Yeah.
Because they cut out a lot bro.
Let me go to my first and we'll work right out.
Ooh.
I believe in my chat with you.
When did you get out in the theater?
Yeah, wait, when did you get out in the theater?
What was that?
Like first.
That's a good one, Mom.
I like that.
Yeah, so I'm thinking here I can say
and talk about should it happen,
but I actually got out the first five minutes.
I just spoiled it, bruh
Fuck, this dude has a fucking house, bro, seriously, bruh
I think this is what you like
Hey, what do you think he shoots with it a lot?
I would say M.E.
M.E.C. is like top of the gun, just like, shoot teleguns or shit
Yeah, probably
I don't know
I think this is what they range
The range?
What do you mean?
It's like, bruh, I was just fucking, bruh, what?
What the?
I'm not doing it, I can't care
You're putting it in
Yeah?
I don't want to fucking do this shit.
What was that?
I'm sick of it.
What?
He's fighting on me.
I'm not fucking fighting him.
Yes.
Fucking nervous.
Fucking mad nervous.
You can't get nervous, man.
Why are you getting nervous?
You don't ever have a nervous voice, do you?
He's got it all the time though.
Yeah.
It's a blocking spider.
Have you ever heard of blocking spider?
It's called a spider.
A blocking spider?
Blocking spider, yeah.
Oof.
That is bad.
Yeah, I'm gonna sit down for a bit.
I'm sorry about that.
Well, Chad, listen, bro.
Go use the bathroom.
I don't need to use the bathroom, OK?
What?
So look, you can understand, there's
the difference in letting out some gas
and letting out the full thing, right?
Letting out gas is like, how do we
explain this in the best way possible?
It's kind of the preparation for taking the shit.
So if you think about the impractical things,
it's more practical to let off force that
then lead you to the actual things.
in Park Park Park Park Park Park Park, see that's the Long Meter
Fuck man
See this news shit?
Yeah, I'm going to show you anyway
I
This is how he he does the neck thing
All gone I
See sure the
Anyway, so what I'm seeing was broke
There's a meter a bar, right? It's just at the top
the rest is for
So you far for for for it and
How do we get here?
Just a farting on us.
All right.
You farted at us.
No, not in your house.
I'll never do that.
How do you get on in your purse?
I don't know what I did with you.
Can you show me a bunch of purrs?
It's your room.
Oh, the black one?
The black one, right?
Wait, hold on.
That might be good.
Come on, Marvin.
I'm smartening things, I promise.
Yo, so, Cinebuns, how are we doing?
Cinebuns, how are we doing?
cinemas? Cinefiles. Here, but like, you know what I just thought about? What? Why doesn't
she just call them cinemas? It's such a... What? What's the good news? You find a person
in a room? I fuck off, dude. Won't you say you annoying piece of shit? What? I just...
Like, you found the first? Oh, wow! There's Brie Combs! Oh my God! You would have 7,000
on YouTube, but hey, everybody in my community would be following him really. Go ahead
I said it, that was it? Holy fuck!
Ready?
Yeah!
Walk one. Walk one!
Walk one minutes, guys!
Really? Dad's gonna cringe you out. Not me saying you hang out at playgrounds?
I never said that. I never said that.
Really? You said you hung out at playgrounds. Where'd you go past that?
I never said that.
Dude, I'm riding in the cinema. Holy fuck!
There's no film, okay?
Uh, I guess we should go behind.
Yeah.
It's you sitting in front of it right now.
Yeah, I put my seat forward, never mind.
It's the most good.
The rocket's coming, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll wait for it.
Is that the, oh, is that the same?
It's the same air fresheners.
Same thing?
The same ones, isn't it nice?
It is nice.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm telling you if you use that in your room. It's low-key OP
Are you okay?
Oh, that's a mythy a mythy mythy M-I-F-F myth. Yes
Oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to make you have to hold it. Oh, you're trying to farm right now?
Well, is he like a, is he like a holy, holy spirit or something?
So that's what you would do to a holy spirit or something like that?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm not here a baby and you have to look up at Marlon. I mean kids.
What do you even mean? Like, they would probably love that. You know I never made a baby cry over?
I don't even cry over kids. I am.
Really with tessery, huh? Really?
That's I am I'm at that. You're angry with kids. Yeah
Really? Yeah
Great
GREAT, okay guys
Yes, you said you're you said you're great with kids. Yes. Is that why you always hang out playgrounds?
All right, let's get this you're moving get this fucking
Well, I'm just curious like is that is not the reason
I'm pretty sure this is the one. Oh wait no not that one.
How far is this you know?
It's not like LA traffic at least so it's not as bad.
Wait is this the... oh god. Is the food close by?
Yeah it's not far. We'll literally go to this. We'll get you like a nice...
We'll come back?
Yeah stuff like that and then we'll go. I'm sad that we're not going to go to 6.
Um, okay, well you don't want to point it down.
Where's the rock? Where were we at in Houston?
What was that road called?
Road?
That was like, horrible. We couldn't find anything.
You went to a road in Houston that was back?
Can I move that back a little bit? Is that fine?
It was always in Houston.
You remember that? I knew everything.
Jack!
I remember that was in Houston.
You're going black.
Now I'm talking about, um, all of Tennessee maybe.
I had to have, we could find a car, we could find everything.
We couldn't get it in film anywhere.
That was national that's what it was national national
Barria, that's what it was and you said you couldn't come anywhere like we're trying to go we couldn't go in anywhere like in terms of I
guess
We just run a lot back home and any bars and shit. Yeah, I mean, okay to be very rich on a camera white
And still like six is weird with that sometimes too, but if you go you can go in
But we can use a phone and it's sometimes like way better
Yeah, I'll chat you're black right now. It's how you're black sorry for that
Have you ever ever like you've never accidentally
My my like none of go ahead. Yeah
Do you want to see problem?
Everything I thought your other one wasn't at the other day. They randomly show the number by accident
accident on mine yeah yeah but like even this one people know like you know
I mean it's like I don't know how are you guys gonna try to do good and not
leave the other one but I doubt it I doubt it no it's not really what the
Oh my god, wait, is that your face?
Did they go to your creator now?
A few years ago, you know.
Yeah, it is. One of them up to a...
Oh, now you've had your glow face?
Yeah, exactly.
4,000 calories back then.
Oh, is Lacey with a tan for a second?
No problem.
Sorry, Lace.
Lace, you just got good ones today, huh?
Sorry, Lace.
Oh, actually, Lacey did try to defend me the other day.
He said he was a feminist and tried to live your talk and eat your stomach off, so...
Oh, dang, mongous.
Yeah.
I did that mongous go, by the way.
Oh, I saw you tried to sit it on it.
I didn't want
First of all among us was asked because everybody yells over each other. Oh, yeah, but it was also really fun
I like that it's asked if that makes sense
It's good learning. Love me.
We can, oh! We can practice soccer!
I'm down.
Oh, I thought you were going to say fuck no.
Well, you're actually down?
Wait, have you ever even tried that?
No. And I hate cardio.
Like, how much cardio do you do during the day?
None. I'm not going to lie.
Like, cardio is the only... Do you even do cardio at the gym?
Yeah, I do...
What would you do?
I do 30 minutes on the treadmill.
Everyday?
And then on a lazy day, I do 15.
Everyday?
Yes.
But I don't run.
Fuck, that's it.
I don't run. I just walk in an incline.
Fuck, that's it.
People who run actually are psychopaths. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I can do that. Slick, what do you put on the fucking screen right now?
it's going to be what it can i see
is that sure
what was it
from last year
uh... hopefully we don't have a repeat of those
is that from last year that's from
all also you play like that recently because that's really bad
who likes okay your snake
walking out practice that all
all not really honestly all that's okay so we'll be seeing you on the best
They've been being you can try on the bench. You know we will see you outside of fucking stadium. How about that?
Watch it. I'm looking in looking at all of us. Oh, yeah, but at least I won't be on the ground with you know
Get my ankles mixed so I'll be having a good time gets good food
All right, bro, you're slick are you fucking oh was it his pinky promise? No, it was not
I did.
I thought it was a big grandma for a second or something.
Bro, slay you a bitch, boy.
Like that ass.
Don't talk to slay like that.
Yeah, what was it on the inside you were doing?
I got creamed, okay?
You got creamed?
Yeah, I got creamed.
It's not to see.
That's not what it's about.
Okay, do you want to explain how you got creamed?
They were just creaming you on inside.
Okay, relax.
So you got creamed on inside?
Yes, so basically there was a whipped cream bottle around and I got sprayed out
By a man by woman
So a woman creamed you okay, so now relax. Okay. Yeah, so I'm the problem really yeah
Woman creaming with a whipped cream bottle. Yes. Oh, so we can take that thing off now
Can't come off
Wait, so did you guys play any games on it?
It's gonna ask if you played any games on inside, but I know one you're playing. Sorry. Go ahead continue
Well, what games you play on inside?
Like in terms of the actual challenges or what yeah, like no no no like okay, so I said the side stuff they got cut out was like
We did the nerf war and things like that like did you have anything like that? Yes. Oh, that's bad
Yeah, I know and it but it was it was like because it was their first time doing it with like Netflix
And I think it was just they didn't know how to condense it that much because they gave us so much extra stuff like a lot
We literally like we had the wedding
Like you can't mind I'm married in the wedding
A bunch of like dumb stuff. We got like a basketball hoop thing that we could play games on and it's foolish or that
No, they should some of it, but like not all the games
We all played like we made our own little like golf game that ain't gets on at all
But then I do be thinking about it like for a whole week for them to cut it down into what 30-minute episodes
That's one hour episodes
Oh, is that one hour? Oh, it is one hour. Yeah, one hour episodes is like
It's so hard because it's like 24 hours of just straight content for like what is like an hour
And it's hard because you have to get the main segments too like the games
So it makes it even harder because then it's like fuck, okay
You can't get all the side stuff in
And I feel like they want the drama like when you were in there did they ask you like drama questions?
Oh my I've been trying to tell them for the longest time
That's what they do and they just don't believe me they really try to set you up
So it looks like very intense and suspenseful like dramatic, right? So now yeah, okay
They do well
They'll be like so and so like you go and they'd like so and so said this about you
What do you think of it you be like what I know I will say
When I watch my season
Some people are saying some mean stuff behind my back and I saw it after and I said I don't feel bad anymore about voting them out
I found that they were trying to vote me out not like me and seven that like
Yeah, like a little trash talk and like one of the girls that I voted out Whitney when I voted her out
I felt bad one on the show and then come to find out
She actually tried to get me out and I didn't know and I was like and she was like going to people being like
Oh, you got a vote tonight. Oh, so when I found that out
I said, oh, I don't feel bad anymore.
Was it like a Boys and Girls Alliance, or how was yours?
Yes!
Yeah, I was just...
Yes, they did a Boys and Girls...
But you know what saved us?
We had three Americans in our thing, it was me, DDG, and Jason.
So we had an American Alliance.
Y'all kind of stuck together?
Yeah, so secretly, outside of the Boys and Girls Alliance, there was an American Alliance,
which meant that when the boys dwindled down a little bit, I still had the upper
hand because Jason and DDG wouldn't vote me.
That's fine.
So it low key, it worked in my favor, like, heavy.
who was like the last, the last to make it you, he said you Maya.
It was me, Maya and P.K.
And then like, who was next after that?
But like, we still had five people in the last eight or six people.
They did like our elimination round with the suit.
We did two I think.
With the cases, yeah, it was like one whole thing and we made it the next day.
Did you wait a long time till your final round?
Oh my god.
Dude, what's up?
Bro, we waited so long.
Like two hours?
Like two hours, yeah.
And I remember just sitting in the room and there was like, you know, please talk more about it.
I was like, bro, what else did it say? I was going to cry.
I know. There was one time where I was crying and the lady goes, I'm sorry to do this, but they need the shot.
So I'm going to step out so they can get the shot of you crying.
I said, no, I look so awkward. I'm going to cry. I'm going to please go and get the shot.
They're like, we have to. This is TV. I'm like, okay.
I don't try to like not cry so much, but I was so, I was just a little wimp.
You cry that much?
Yeah, I don't want to hurt people's feelings.
in the scene.
Yeah.
Bro, I just, I don't like her.
Did you do the blind one?
The one where you put the blind one on?
I got that one too?
Yes.
The blind and no, no, what was it again?
Yes, and somebody hits you and you get the guess.
Yes, yes, yes.
You did that one?
Yeah, we did that one.
How did that one feel?
That one made me cry.
I didn't even get picked once.
So I kind of like escaped it.
Like you know what I'm saying?
I didn't have to pick somebody.
I just sat down the whole time and nobody picked me either.
You know what they did to me?
is they made me pick like first and I had to pick,
check, did I pick once or twice?
I only picked once, I don't remember.
And what's your pick?
Um, Maya, I think.
Because you just thought she wouldn't like know
it was you, type of thing?
Yeah, I think they made me pick someone twice.
I'm pretty sure.
That's ass.
Like, I got selected twice to go hit a button, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, you don't even want to be there.
Yeah, some people do just fine.
Are they- are they- are they thing? Yes, I can't see.
Was it twice, or are they not saying?
I don't remember.
Chad, you don't remember that?
Or was it once?
I can be wrong. I don't remember.
It was twice this time, yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Which, Loki sucked because it meant that I was almost up to go eliminated.
Yeah.
Two times.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
It's like, then you have no chance, but to also get targeted.
I feel like if they actually guess you, you know what I mean?
Yeah, and it actually sucked.
and I had to lie twice and I felt so bad
because they were like, it was both situations
where like I had to pick the girls to go out
and I had to pick based off of like,
because I knew, I was like,
if you pick the person you're closest with,
one, you backstab them and two,
they might pick you
because they think you would never pick them.
Which is like the obvious one,
like that was that your thought process
when you were in there?
Yeah, a thousand percent.
I actually wish I didn't get picked at all and I didn't.
It was also like random for the people
who I don't know how they did with you
but they like had pictures of us
and then it just like scrambled around
and wherever like Toby picked up to go pick somebody,
that was it.
That was what they did.
And I got picked twice.
Like what is the fucking luck, bro?
I know.
So I did it twice and then both times I'm through there.
And you know what I mean?
I'm like the worst liar ever.
The last one though,
the girl really thought it was me.
And I literally said to her,
gaslighting final boss actually felt so bad.
I literally said to her.
You let her think that it was you?
No, no, no.
I told her, I said, I mean,
if you think it's me, that's fine.
And I said, but watch, when you go out,
you're gonna feel really stupid.
Like right and it was me and then as I said that she changed her answer and guess the other girl and it was me
Pull it out in that game. I who got
Once you picked on it was Maya, I think or fair. I don't remember
My I'm fair. Yeah, it's pretty rough. It was fun though. I like this side
Hey, it was it. I'm not alive. It's pretty cool to be on Netflix at least like nobody can tell you that you didn't do that
Yeah, you're a man.
Yeah.
So I feel like that's pretty fucking cool.
Yeah.
I don't know, is this exit closed?
That was the next one.
Is it?
That'd be fine.
Yay!
Well at least, I'm sorry that you won't get to experience it.
I'm not gonna lie, since it'll probably be dangerous as fuck.
You know the serial killer there?
Where?
In 6th Street.
What?
Well, it's like a rumor.
But it's because there's a lake there that they found 30, it's like 30-something
bodies in three years.
Best camp.
It's Target's guys in the 20s.
Swear it's actually real
No, we're gonna look up Lady Bird Lake body count that sounds crazy. It sounds like a stripper or something
But like actually lady bird lady bird Lake body count. It's a real thing
And people just like go missing and then they find them in the lake a bodies
in three years right?
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
and the police would be like oh they drowned
38 people are drowning
is that gonna be like the roughest seas you've ever
swam in
if 38 people are drowning
and like never been like
never been caught ever?
nope, never time
isn't that crazy?
I know we should do a stream where we go try to catch
Loki Barlin, okay you should walk around there
around here. Just walk around there at night and just try to bait him out and we'll catch him.
So you want me to be the bait? Me again. 6'5", 225", 8% body fat, straight muscle.
I mean if you're 6'5", 225", 8% body fat then you'd be able to handle that then.
Well we don't know. That might be a fucking giant.
I'm just saying you should be able to handle that.
I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
So then if you were able to handle it then you would just, you know, honestly.
Bro, I guess I'll be the hero again, bro.
Again? You were the hero the first time?
I'm always there, you know. Always.
You ever need somebody as security?
You were the villain when you fooled the internet, but nobody knew, I guess.
Yo Chet, how about y'all stop using that fuck-ass fucking emote?
That emote is so good, bro, come on, don't be like that.
That's a good-ass emote.
Okay, look, do you want a hat or do you want boots too, Margot?
I feel like you gotta get boots.
Low-key boots and hat?
Low-key boots and hat.
Not a bad combo, I'll be honest.
That's not a bad shout.
No, there was a time where I tried to get boots.
They didn't have my size, I'll be honest.
They did not.
Oh, your feet too small?
Too small, so not.
Guess my shoe size, huh?
It's like a 7?
7?
Well, I'd double that.
OK?
Like a 14.
Yes, indeed.
Big size.
You told him that the playground thing again?
Yeah, he said it.
Yeah.
Can we skip that playground show?
I mean, you're the one who said it.
Yeah, Rocket, I don't know if you know.
He asked us, you know, he goes,
he goes, so would you guys like ever
if you go to playgrounds?
And I'm like, I don't go to playgrounds ever.
I did not say that.
Wait, but you told him about how you go to playgrounds?
Yeah.
You weren't supposed to say that.
Oh, no.
It's PR.
So you hang out there a lot?
Is that okay to regular friend?
I don't hang out stream.
It's just like something like something.
Oh, bro, I go work out.
Does he go to school too?
Yeah.
We went to high school before.
No.
Get me out of this part.
Get me out.
Oh no.
Dad, I can't get in.
Hey, we actually moved to a basketball high school.
We were like, yeah.
We go to high schools like that.
When he went to your high school, who was he hanging out with?
That was the usual Marlin crowd.
Is this the usual Marlin crowd, like jeans?
All good!
That's what I'm doing on the Sling Sets!
That's what it's called? Sling Sets?
Yo, yo, you might actually be...
Oh, that's the type of pants you have right there?
Uh, it was like...
Like the flit ones?
Yeah, I had to get them for the bed.
Okay.
Yeah, I got, I got, I got a small amount of money.
No, don't worry, I'll be a gentleman. I got it.
Rocking?
You just smells like cowboy.
I'll take a look. I mean, hopefully at like as cheap as possible when you need it.
You're a millionaire.
Okay.
You got to, you got to go and get a lift.
Man, we see the fucking skull caps. We know you have money.
We know he sold us one of those.
We know how many of those you sold on Twitter.
So like, obviously you have a lot of money.
I always see like, you know, spotting new houses and stuff, so like, you know...
Oh, you're good!
Come on, okay.
Fuck, she's strong-ish.
Yes, you're good.
Me half her, half her, half her, half her, half her.
Over there?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Cause you have to match your boots and your hat.
So, like, look over here.
Okay.
Is that like, girls or is that...
This is guy hats, and then there's girl hats over there.
How many hats do you have already?
Um, like one, but I lose it every time.
You have one?
Yeah, I just keep losing them.
I don't really wear cowboy hats.
I was going
You don't want to wear one of these
Texas look. Oh my god. We should we should
Get sendy we should go bar hopping on six
You think ever no
What about when we were getting sendy that one time why white line wait, when we get sendy, huh?
Not about that stream fake friends, bro
He's very hateful.
You know, I thought we went for the face of a thon.
We did not fucking drink.
You did.
No, I did. I... Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no.
Because this actually brings a lot of origin.
I was under the impression that everybody drank out of that mysterious tub with all the liquid in the middle.
No.
So only I did?
Yes. I didn't drink nothing.
Why would you guys have me drinking that?
I thought I was being a part of the group.
How do you tell her?
I like that, I like that
I'm gonna stop giving a fuck, yeah, honestly
It's probably a little cowboy hat, man
What color do you want?
It's kinda like me a little white one, it's a little thinner
That one's about okay, that one's like
You gotta get some light, some sturdy
Oh that's sturdy. I didn't know what size I am. I know sometimes I try these on and they're too small for my head and make me feel scared.
Oh it's my size. Oh it's too big. Okay hold on. You gonna find this one?
That picture or not? Yeah. What's the fun? There's no way this is bigger than me. My head is right on this.
Oh hold on. Is that a good size? That's not a bad size.
Jack?
Wow.
It's like I can pick up anybody and do shit in my ride.
Hey boy.
Get down.
Okay, do not say boy.
Hey boy.
No, that sounds like...
What does that sound like?
Boy.
No, what side of you is saying the boy part just to be curious?
That's the right side.
That's the right side.
Yeah, I'm a third of a second sign.
Are you sure?
It really sounded like the boy was coming home.
Say it one more time.
Hey boy.
That's definitely the right side.
That's definitely the right side.
That's definitely the right side.
I felt like that was I was 30%
I don't know
Oh no, I can't light this brown
I think it's backwards too, pull it around
Yeah you put it out, there you go
Where is it?
It was
What the fuck was that?
Did you just fart again?
No I didn't fart
I did
I told you
I didn't fart guys
I'll hold the girl apart, just stop farting on me
Bro, I didn't fart
Wait are you sure this is the front?
Yeah, this is the front
Is it?
It is, right Chad?
Bro, why did you fart?
damn, why is it so big?
do you like it?
I like it.
or do you want a black one?
so, what I think is black or black or brown?
think about, you gotta get boots
so, what? okay.
I feel like we gotta go out and have white boots and a hat
I feel like that's at least one.
you have to, yeah.
okay, so I get black or I get brown?
if you want, I feel like black shoes will look better with this, right?
okay, so we go black hat then.
okay, so try like one of these
these are nice and they have like a brown accent
I don't think that's too small. It's a good size.
I do have a small head, yeah.
It's like abnormally small compared to the rest of your body.
Abnormally small.
Back up for a second.
Okay, yours is abnormally fucking cute.
Because I know if I pull that shit back, just like that.
Exactly, that's what I thought.
Anyways, black hat.
There's not even that much forehead under there.
There's a lot.
There's really not.
You want to test it out?
Test it out.
You want to test it out right now?
I
Why don't you need to react that way I think he gassed it when you racked out took a few seconds to get there pull yours that no oh
Cuz oh is the sacred skull cap you can't pull that yes indeed
I'll put you solid he just steam
That's so cool I
I want to ask him. I'll wait. I'll wait.
You just steamed the hats?
That's so sick.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait, I don't think I've ever gotten that done here.
I've already do that. Just change the shape a little bit.
I think so. Do you want to try to do it?
I'll do it.
I'm gonna go with those hats.
300.
Oh, they're colored?
How many cheapest ones?
Yeah, how many cheapest ones?
Yes, how many cheapest ones?
So you're not really about it.
You can't do that in Texas.
OK, then I'm not getting a $350 hat.
OK, this one's 80.
That's 80.
OK, that's not bad.
But that's great, though.
Oh, is that same?
No, no, but it's the same one.
OK, so what about this one?
Yeah.
OK, so get that.
OK.
Now, what size would that be, though?
Do you think this one?
I feel like this one looks better, the band.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The nut brown?
714.
This is going to be too tight, huh?
What's the front again?
If it's too small on your head, it's gonna be really embarrassing, because you have a tiny...
Wait, what's the... what's the... what's the...
It's almost... oh, that's the winner.
Ooh.
Okay, now go ahead and get your board, why?
Ay, boy.
No, that's not... I guess it's got to be racist.
I guess it's got to be... there's no way that that's not charged. There's no way.
What do you think of my high roll, Corey? Be honest.
I haven't.
I think it's...
Huh?
I know Spanish
Oh, Spanish?
That's Spanish for the band
That's Spanish for the band?
He's saying the skull caps too much
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Take this off
Small head
Small
He said you have a...
Oof
There you go
Yeah?
See
Wait, so this is the size
Get out of my face
Oh, I wish somebody wouldn't bring them off.
Fucking chop and chop you down, boy.
Again, that boy just sounds like it's coming from a not a good place.
So are you matching me or?
Ancestors here in America, because I have some questions.
I have an ancestor back in...
Anyways, what color do you want?
I was...should I look at the girl one?
Yes.
Over here.
I thought that was a matter of stuff.
I thought you were just getting a beat.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, right?
Oh, I think so.
What does it?
Okay.
Should I get...
What do you need to do?
I'm looking for a key.
I'm looking for a key.
Because it matches.
Where's your...
You already have boots or no?
Uh, no.
I mean, I have some that I bought,
but I always put them up.
You got it?
You got it?
Marlon, bro.
There's no way this one works.
I didn't fart, bro.
Seriously, dude.
Bro.
It just looks weird with my hair.
That's fine, yeah.
That works.
And that big goddamn bird nest yours.
What's wrong with that? Are you c-
So, hold on, so you're walking around.
Hold on, wait, because you're saying boy, and then doing bird nest.
Crazy combos, I'm not gonna lie.
Go ahead. I'm gonna need reparations at this point from you.
I'm not gonna lie.
This isn't bad, right?
Yeah.
It just looks huge on my- she looks like a wizard.
Huh?
We're picking like it's like the hat. We're at like Hogwarts. You watch you watch Harry Potter
Yeah, you think I look like Hagrid I will throw myself from a bridge
The blocking spider is out again
There's a barking spider
Okay, what if I move my hair back my bangs that's fine like that. Yeah, this is good
Okay, how you match?
Do you want to get um?
Wait, I have to do my aura thing of course just like Marla did
Hey, why should like your sister better off?
So high up
I said it's supposed to be like this. Yeah, what the fuck?
No, why does your head come to like a point? Yeah, Larry
What do you want to try different size
Okay, what what what okay every time I look at my chat they're all awkward
catting when I say does this look good and then I look at Marlon's chat and
they're all putting woes that's why a bunch of fucking glazes I like M3
I'm gonna be too tired so you got it so might okay everybody got it so much
Oh wait hold on
It's the same size so much bugging
It's the one bigger okay
Little bigger a little better. It does fit a little bit better. Okay. It's like a little lower. Okay. I feel like we just like that
I like that right here. Not a bad shout. Okay. Come on boots boots
It's.
It doesn't matter if it's right here.
I'll just say.
I'll fucking sing you a song.
Marlin, you know what I was gonna do today?
I was gonna put you into one of these,
like one of these shirts.
Bro, and then I wore that in my belt and shit.
Yes, bro, with the, with the,
You gotta do that next time.
You gotta get the pants and then everything,
but at least we can look at the shoes.
We can go get some, fuck.
You got your system yep
It's like how can someone be acclaimed to like or online and just be like they don't
Watch my streams as well
But that's true
Because you can go to your tiktok comment section and they'd be like oh my god
I'm gonna be watching this video and I'll be like I'm so confused
So I'm seeing both
Nice to meet you, bro
I
Mean I think it was a boy. So yeah, what? Yeah, sir. I'm not
Like that came with the hat no appreciate that boy. Oh, are you sure you're saying get back here boy?
Yeah, I did not say that I'm not say that. I'm pretty sure he did say that
Oh, no, good. Well, what guys like what guys look us can don't say that on
That is true. Why guys like you guys can't say that shit
Races. Races, one, races two.
Oh, you're racist.
Really? Really?
Let's come to the club you saw me boy a second ago.
Wait, did you just say yes?
I'm proud. I'm proud of you.
You're racist and you're proud.
Wow.
I don't want to hear it from you because you hang out.
So I'm hanging out with a racist and somebody who hangs out at play grab me.
Okay, no. That's not a good combination at all.
Those two things.
I would rather be racist.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now, Booth, I had a horse on fine in the last round.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, you're true.
You working?
Yeah.
Here, I can take one for you.
13
He's a size 13 so he lied earlier when he said he assessed for to do you
They're wide to see his fat feet
I don't have fat feet, man. I got athletic feet.
They're just... they're wide because they're fat.
Why do we need a double week?
Because they do run a little big.
I recommend a D, which is regular.
D? I like the D.
I like the D a lot.
Now, what would you say is the cheapest pair?
The cheapest?
Cheapest pair you can find.
I like 100 bucks.
Oh, I like the sound of that, and your black tooth.
Come on, oh, hold on, they're kind of comfortable.
You didn't even try them on.
You just felt them, you didn't even try them on.
I'm gonna try this on, sir, thank you.
You can just let me know what your name is, Armando.
Yeah.
What's the name again?
Armando.
Armando?
Yeah.
Okay, thank you, Armando.
That's a pleasure.
Good old Armando.
You know I didn't need help either.
Oh, so maybe open your mouth next time?
Like me?
maybe boy for the past fucking 10 minutes are you serious oh it's a
perfect yeah I'm not kidding these are perfect sin oh my god
so I feel like I can't fucking
am I the horse no no no the horse what was this for the horse y'all horse
How come I was brought back. Come on, bro. No, bro. Yeah, yeah
Bruh, I'm even fucking self I say for
Yeah, back to back to back left. Yo, so they keep on your
I had no idea. Oh, yeah for the horses. I do. Yeah
I'm getting I'm getting these news. What's again, she never
Sheena bun and she enough house together. We are these senior crimes
Wow, that made me want to kill myself. I've never been that close.
I actually really, really thought about it right there.
Yeah, alright.
Yo, what that didn't know about Cowaboos? They're very light. They're very light.
Like, this is like, I can go play football in these.
I think those are like the cheaper ones. That's why. You didn't get the fancy ones.
So what, you get the fancy ones?
I mean, if I was like a big stepper, you know what I mean?
You are a big stepper.
I know that
Secondly, it's cuz you can get some of these like Phillies
Those are the hard drill. Are you I don't even like that though. Yeah, but these are like the good shit
So oh shit like the one when you go and you like you wear them in Texas. It's like you you know
All right
I know I just see that it's bad wait that's actually animal skin. Yes. No, it's not. Yes
Oh, that's perfect in almost 11 days. Oh my god. Oh, no
It might be real aminal for a hundred bucks. I doubt it
Okay, nice making fun of more than today
English or second language?
It is indeed.
Oh, I'm an asshole.
No, I know you're an asshole, for sure.
No, I actually feel like a dickhead now.
I'm sorry about that.
Thank you, man. Appreciate it, bro.
Thank you so much.
No, it's okay. Rosie says no.
There it is.
You see it again.
Hey, she's at it again.
Oh, no, I can't understand.
Immigrants.
Immigrants, bro.
Oh, do you have pink boots?
Yeah.
I don't have kids size feet.
What are these?
Why, you have small feet, honestly.
I don't have small feet, bro, these are big-ass feet.
Are they anything below or what?
Nine?
What?
How much?
About a crispy hundred nine to four dollars.
Oh you were burnt gym shock models.
Oh cool sponsors. One of us still is.
Oh you see the chest. Yeah you see the chest. Come on. Come on.
Okay wait I can just do. You gotta find the hundred dollar ones too.
I think. There's these. Nine to four. Yeah perfect. Oh that's perfect. Okay. And it's a seven
B. Hold on. So wait what's that supposed to grab the other shoe as well or
Or, now you just get one and they kill you.
Wait, you only got one ship.
Well, I gotta grab the other one?
What do you mean?
You have to grab the other one.
No, they have it at the counter.
No, like...
Yeah, but the other one is behind it.
Aw, for fuck's sake.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we'll go back.
Yeah.
That's not being sped, bro.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice.
Goddamn, they're small.
They're not small?
Yeah.
Oh, you got all appreciated, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, Armando.
Shall we get the extra two?
your muffin can I can yeah like I didn't need help getting the actual any
that's really fine okay how do you feel they go good I probably will size up
just because it's a smaller toe like 75 is there eight perfect oh no I'm kidding
I'm kidding right no no no that's 180 we don't do it we don't do a hundred
dollars these are only not okay you know what I guess I'm suffering for our
$5
No, it's not that bad and it's one size smaller, but like this is
Why are those a hundred seventy nine and this is only this
You know, oh, no, no, no, this says 94
So what's the difference? I don't know
Is it on the above?
Is that not the exact same shoe in my shirt? I swear to you it is hold it up
Yes, bro
What the fuck am I tripping?
That's the exact same shoe.
I swear that's the same shoe.
We want this real eminent one, it's different.
Oh, the size is different.
The size difference.
You understand?
Okay.
Yeah, I think so.
For a hundred dollars?
For five, it's the same, so.
Okay, can you hand me? I can't reach it.
Can you hand me another seven?
Oh, that's another one?
Yeah, it should be.
Is it?
Yeah, you might be right.
It is, it is, it is.
Okay.
She gonna suffer suffer a little bit
Yeah, but it's fine. We're gonna literally wear them out to go eat. It's like not a good deal
But this is dead ass. This is why I keep moving on my cowboy boots
Wait, that's awesome. I fell down over here. Hold on
Look at these one bro. All pink. Are you gonna get those bro? They're the wheels
Would you would you ever let me dress you up as a girl?
I'm very I'm very I'm very confident my masculinity so I would but the facts but internet
I'm in Epstein Falls, so I dressed up with her, now I'm in the fucking...
You just said you were hanging out at playgrounds, you got worse things to worry about.
And you went out dressed.
Know how ready I am for this barbecue beef taco, whatever the fuck you mean?
You'll get some barbecue beef.
I'm ready. I've been ready.
He brought them up here for you.
Yeah, he fully bought them up and you got it. Look you got to carry on shoes. She thinks I'm carrying that dumbass shit
No
Come on, I'm your guest come on. You're my guest. So let me get them
Better money table. You're my guess. Oh, let me
Okay, well I'm telling you, we also got these hats, too, if you need to scan them like this.
You need to scan them?
This looks alright.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Cabin or carbohydrates.
How long have you been working there for?
Two weeks.
Two weeks?
I like you!
Two weeks?
Shit!
Do you like it so far?
Yeah, it's alright.
Good luck out there.
Don't.
Don't.
good little jab to hand
don't, don't
now we all go with the box
don't
stop stop stop
I got it
stab it stab it stab it
I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
I got it
I won't I won't
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I will wrestle many of you
I will wrestle many of you
wrestling I will train by Zolina Vega
I will end you
I will train by Randy Orton
you know Randy Orton
I do not you and I will train by Randy Orton
are you really
yeah I was
oh that's actually he want me
Yeah, I did when he kind of long for this. I'm in awkward position
Stop be careful your car be careful card. I won't show me
Yes, yes
No, no, no, I got it
Yeah, that's not even funny
That's not even funny, that's not even funny.
Let the real standards handle it, bro.
Don't worry about it. Yeah, don't worry.
Senna's got it, you know what I'm saying?
It's all me.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah.
Hi, nice to meet you, man.
Hi, nice to meet you. Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Bro, Senna's expressing off that ass money, can you?
What are you?
Come on, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, son.
That's my baby.
Hold on. Wait. The light is in your picture.
It's all good.
There you go. Thank you so much.
Take care, brother.
Okay. We'll put on the shoes to help for you.
Thank you so much.
You're the first.
No, okay. Thank you.
Thank you, son.
Hug for the shoes.
Hug for the shoes.
I'm okay. I'm busy that day.
Hey, I'm a cowboy! I'm a fucking cowboy tonight, bluh!
Well, I knew I was gonna get it first or slow!
Ah, then you had my phone under her seat, dead ass.
Bro, we look fucking like bots.
Wait, hey, hey, people in Texas have this on with, like, sweats?
Why, all jokes aside.
No.
Not necessarily.
No.
That's why we should have got full op-eds, but we didn't.
We should have got full up with but we didn't but that's okay
Loki nerfing you my fault
Oh, yes, right there.
Ah, I can't hold my life.
W's.
You see that?
Woo!
Hey, stop dancing, boy! See, like, you see how it sounds?
What? No, no, no!
That's crazy! If I stop dancing, boy, get back to work, boy!
Listen here, you better cut it out.
Look at you, look. You don't even know what you're forgetting right now. Look behind you.
Let's go get some good effort from our mascot.
They see like a little cheat day for us, to be honest.
Yes.
Woo!
I love this spot.
I'm going to go to the good one.
Oh, the cheat day.
I'm going to the one we went to the last time.
Oh really?
Yeah.
That's the best one.
Wait, they're not like that uncomfortable, I'll be honest.
What, the shoes?
No, I'm saying like, yeah, the shoes, yeah.
It's not bad, right?
Not bad.
Did you put these on?
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, you're not gonna have to hold this.
hold on hold this if I drive that hat on actually I
all right next spot wait wait wait it's on the paper just from that by the way
if we were to learn six three to Ash been crazy chat there was no I think if
we would have been so warmed if we were at six I think so dude because you get
swarmed and you go to like college campuses and stuff right do you get
swarmed when you go to like elementary schools too yeah most of the time you
know like some white shit yeah but obviously there's just a lot of supports
lots of sports what's your age what's your age uh where is this question where
is this question going no no no hair you can't pause right there what's your
age or like you're too it's like people watch you um there demographic demographic oh they're like
anywhere from like it's normally like 17 to 20 25 okay or the 17 28 is normally a little older
it's not like a lot of like younger audience the younger audience that I have is mostly like
girls from tiktok that'll get a lot of different tiktok um not as many like I don't think I have
as much as like a TikTok audience um but I mean the parents do you oh no not
all right you guys all from like collab with like face and stuff I think it's
a little mixture of both I'm like or everything lucky do you get like the
TikTok like the TikTok like pair of social people still as much or no no
not really honestly they're more they were saying son in your chat but why are
are these things sun?
Cause look, all of them take that home out of the line.
Oh, they're all, oh, is that why they're sunning?
Yeah, but I feel like that's not, that's not bad though.
I don't know, that's what all the music clips are like,
down in that night, G.
Is all like the, the TikTok stuff?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, but it's just kind of one of those things
where it's like, um.
She pacing drives a good girl.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying like,
you're saying good girl to me.
Like I'm in the back seat and you're paying for me.
Like, I get that shit more bad.
I was reading the chatter bro, that came out so bad.
I'm going to drive?
Like, what do I do?
Do I wrap my vehicle around a pole?
No, I'm going to say like, okay, chat.
Now fuck you chat.
Fuck that chat.
Why would you, like, do you, okay, you know what it is?
You have a problem.
You read too many chats.
Like, you read the chats, you're not supposed to read out loud.
And I think I've been reading my life now, dude, you know.
So what if their exact message said what?
No, so the exact message was,
Cynna is paying and driving you, you're a good girl.
Like I am a good girl.
Fuck yo, fuck yo, I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a grown ass man.
Oh, so they were calling you a passenger princess?
Yes.
Uh...
Well, I've been driving this shit, so you don't know how to do it.
Do you drive it on stream, ever?
ever
Wait are you really a shit driver?
I had a couple accidents, almost killed all of me.
Rocket, Lacey and Drew one time.
Doing what?
We drove like these, what do you call it, buggy?
We were driving at 4x4.
4x4? Is that what it is?
Yeah, in like Qatar and we fully flipped it.
Oh my god, we never heard about that.
That was you that flipped it
I'm plugged the stream but both him and Lacey were yapping like my leg my leg
And then when they heard that the stream was unplugged, they're like alright nevermind
Yeah, Lacey dad is my kid and he put up his phone and he said yo chat is it working?
They're like the lady first thing he's in
That's not a real human being
I remember seeing that and I said I actually thought yo we're hurt because you get dead and I was like you're
It looks like one of y'all
Yeah, it was definitely some pain into us for sure
Rockin' back to you Rockin'
It's on the leg.
Did you guys were lucky that none of your arms fell out of the vehicle enough to get crushed?
Like you actually could have lost a limb doing that.
Yeah.
And it was, and it was, imagine you washed your arm and it was because of fucking Marlin.
That'd be Marlin, bro.
Marlin was emotional for me.
Oh, he's got the stream this far.
That'd be Marlin.
Oh wait, he was emotional for me?
Yeah, I was.
I was like, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
If you played part of the stream was off, he was like, I'm sorry.
Okay, I can't talk.
I made Rosie climb a mountain in Iceland, and it was me and him, and then yeah, we climbed this random ass mountain and then
We're halfway up and I'm like Rosie come on
We can keep doing it and this motherfucker fell and like the camera died
And I felt like an asshole because he thought I was laughing for the camera
He's like oh the camera's off, but I was laughing so hard because he felt I couldn't breathe wait for the camera fell with him
Or that was even before. Yes, it's like a clip where he goes
I go Rosie don't fall and he was okay, and then he starts running and he he runs a little bit forward and trips
And you just see it goes sideways and then the camera cuts and the next thing you know it wakes up and the cameras on the ground
Wait, do you do you watch the anime I watch two enemies which ones are AOT and right now I'm watching death note
Does that count you're watching death note for the first time? I'm so jealous. I love death note
I wish I could re-experience
Enemy says the great the great enemies. It's like an og
Perfect anime. Yes, it is cinema. Yes
Yeah, but that's kind of nice though, but not every anime needs to be like
200 episodes, you know what what what was yours wait? How deep are you in death now? I'm not gonna lie
I've been slacking lately. I've been watching at all but I'm gonna like probably like
Episode 13, okay, that's fine. Yeah, you know, I don't remember how many episodes there are. You get into it
Yeah, that's pretty
No, but that one isn't that long you don't feel like it's longer than dead
Yeah, it is but I don't I mean it's not like as it's not as long as like
like fucking Naruto or One Piece or yeah.
But like I don't know.
I feel like it's kind of like it's just so,
it's just so cinema.
There's so much about it where it's like.
Like have you seen it?
Yeah, it's so good.
I've watched it before.
Everyone says Vinland Saga and
what's the one called?
Jujutsu Kaisen?
Oh, so good.
Is it?
JJK?
Yeah.
It's a literal peak.
Really?
It is a literal peak.
It is hard for me to get into a show
and I'm telling you, JJK is like,
bro, I felt bad because on season two,
they had controversy because apparently
the animators were worked too hard.
Oh my God, the train is in front of us.
They're running a train.
The one thing I'll say, season one,
I don't know if it's super into this.
Season one, I won't be super into it, I will.
You might not.
Like, it's really good, but like-
You kind of just gotta get through it, type thing.
It's decent though.
Okay.
But two and three just, is fucking insane.
I still think one is really, really, really good.
I disagree.
What is awesome, but
Jiu-jitsu cousin oh if you have ever watched any anime this one it is like literally one of my favorites
What about what about Vinland? I haven't seen it, but I hear it's good
But everyone I've seen on take that buddy like get like over there actually emotional about it
I brought this like changed my life. Yeah, they say it's like really fucking good
I
Watching a little bit it's solid. Yeah, I didn't watch the season cuz I heard was that
It was on
We only acknowledge season one. It's the only thing we need to acknowledge. Listen. I think um
JJ K's one of those things were like like I said they had a controversy for season two because they work their
And made it too hard and I hate to say it that's fucked up
But but this season was so peak that I said I'm not gonna lie, bro
My fucking yeah, they know but like I was like will keep it working really hard. No, what are you gonna say?
She's a shit. I'm not just one. I should back season three, bro
It was just so peak it was so peak that I'm like, yeah, okay
Maybe give him a break true, but then like but then like I'm not alive bro. That's you
I'm not gonna lie with season three. I think that that break. I don't think they're not a break either
It's yeah, it's way better. Oh, I'm not I'm not joking you will it'll change
So what's that? Can you say what it's about us boiling like like the actual like what's the actual story about?
It's like us spirits. Okay. Yeah, this is like
Humans, okay. I guess that have like crazy martial luck ability. Huh? That's like the idea
But it was so crazy when I watched them death note
What I always thought before cuz I have never really watched anything like that
That's not always and move some sort of you know people had powers or like like, you know saying more like
Supernatural stuff. Yeah, that makes sense, but that's not really like that. There's more story telling it in a way
Yeah, but it's so good. So good though. Yeah
But oh my god
I'm a big fan of it. That's cool
Okay, I don't have you heard of it my roommate. Do you know soil? Yeah, he loves this one really
It's good
What are you like?
Is it like a really freaked out anime?
Do you watch like any other anime?
Oh, nah, I see it pretty much.
I don't know, Pico, I feel like I recognize that shit.
Is it like, is it like Hentai?
Oh, okay.
I think you're thinking book of the background.
Is that Hentai?
No, it's an Italian restaurant.
You can't be serious.
I don't know Pico.
Massage up tonight, Loki.
Good luck.
They rocker got some bear jokes today.
I don't know why.
Good shit, Marlin.
Blue Lock the basketball scene?
The soccer one, isn't it?
Oh, is that what it is?
The soccer one.
Bro, that's the shit you need to be watching for.
It eventually tends to do a pop quiz presentation.
Does it really?
Watch that?
Yeah.
What's that you need?
It's just like slides, it's an animation.
Oh, it's like not a good animation.
Wait, actually?
What are you doing? What are you watching Marlon in your in your free time?
YouTube? I'm a YouTube watcher.
I watch a lot of Sidemen.
Really? Okay.
I watch more Sidemen on my second channel. I watch a lot of like gym shit like...
Does that sign say bimbo?
It does.
Okay.
Listen, when you learned about nutrition and shit, did you like you learned on YouTube or kind of from yourself?
Um, well, actually, you know, it's crazy. I've learned because I've met a lot of fitness YouTubers
And I just ask them questions
Like off camera shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like I just know I know I mean, I know Sarah. I don't leave you patty
Um, I did it. I did a video with the fitness youtuber really recently like I did a few different things were like
Man, it's like yeah, I'm like in the free time in the downtown
I'll just be like yo like what do you think about this and I kind of pick up stuff
So over time I've learned about my bad eating habits
Because it tastes time to learn that song.
I'm not going to lie, I meet people like every day
where they just don't know, which is like
understandable because they're not the norm, you know what I mean?
I just did a video with Jesse James West.
Oh yeah, I'm going to introduce you to him too.
Yeah, he's awesome.
I love hanging out with him, and it was really funny
because I was talking to him and I go, yeah, I told him
what I eat, and then he's like, yeah, he goes
like, I'm going to be honest, he goes
working out and like nutrition and everything like that.
It gets to a point where everybody damn
near has an eating disorder. Because you're so
Like yeah, and he was telling me on the go. Yeah, it's kind of true like how you know how we described it
How we waste stuff we wear every time yeah, that's like let's go on is that it's low key eating disorder like it is because
Because our brain goes to like you know
Actually, then we're not even to enjoy it and like you know think about oh, yeah
I'm my body telling me to go eat a fucking donor and I'm gonna go eat a donor. Yeah, we don't like you know
We're actually going fucking
Be overly detailed about we didn't weigh in you know yeah now hold on speaking of that
Right now we're agreeing that goes out the window here that should go out the fucking window okay
We got to eat some good ass. Oh my god. My tag is so on this we got to eat some good ass fucking barbecues
Okay
So, everyone always goes to this spot. It's called Tablex. Okay. Um, which is, I think
Tablex is good. It's like the staple in Austin, but I personally think this place is better.
Really? And they have better banana pudding in my opinion, which we have to get over
here. Okay. Um, and if you guys have chat, y'all
been to this location because we've gone to the other one on stream but not this one.
I took Agent here.
You like it?
Yes, like when you first became awesome.
It's fire.
You'll love it.
Oh, I did take Lacey to the other one, yes.
I mean, you took two of the biggest people on Twitch.
Not really hard to like anything, you know what I mean?
Agent, I don't know why he did you like that.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
Ready?
Oh, look at that.
Oh, that's crazy.
Oh, I can smell how good it is.
Oh, Dana.
Go, go, quick.
Go, quick.
Go, quick.
Now, this looks fire.
Like fire.
It's not bad, right?
Not bad at all.
Okay.
I'm telling you, we'll get...
Hopefully they have another video putting it up and everything.
You're going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
I'm going to love it.
you're gonna love this spot and it's very like look at it what's your favorite
brisket I don't even get brisket like what's that yeah that's how you're
reading right like
You're not a Texan like that?
I'm not a Texan
See, you can't...
I'm sorry, I'm not bad
You don't know...
I'm trying to get closer, you know
You do a little like, you know
I've tried, I've tried
He's trying to get closer
He's a good person, right?
Okay, so that's it
So what if I'm a Texan and nobody's from Texas?
I am
I know who's from Texas
I would argue that it was a Texan
I guess, yeah, I could...
If it's a man, it's a chip.
If it's a woman, it's a little bit of a lump.
Oh, you've got to go back and show your baby chip.
You're right.
I believe for the man, it's just kind of a tip.
It's a respect, whereas for the lady, it's more of a...
...more of a dog-dancing.
Easy.
I don't know why he's talking over here, honestly.
No, sir, can you stop filming us, please?
Oh, you're welcome.
We were filming like a day in front of you.
You guys love this place?
Yeah.
You haven't been?
Oh, so you guys haven't had it?
I haven't.
It's so good.
Do you like it better than Cherry Blast?
Yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about.
I said the same thing.
It's better than carrying it back here.
Oh, wow.
OK.
We're at the right spot.
We're at the right spot.
I'm telling you, you're getting a bomb.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Like you're a player.
Listen to this one.
Oh, I am.
I am, trust me.
Real eaters.
Real eaters.
Like food eaters.
What else would a eater mean?
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
What the fuck?
No?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Here, come on.
He's like, don't act.
I wouldn't do the whole thing.
So what do we get?
Should we share a big plate together?
No, we have to get multiple stuff.
Because worst case is, we take it back, and y'all can take it home or whatever.
But you have to get a ton of shit.
You have to try it.
Where's the whole pork?
To the breast?
And it's...
He wants the sausage.
He does look like a sausage lover.
I do like me a little bit salsa
I prefer to be thick
Thirteen inches, bent to the left
No pain down the middle
I'm a man talker, a man talker
Guys come on, I can turn on a man talker
What are we talking about?
Okay, sure, we're talking about Lace Penis
I'm Silke's massive hog
Exactly, we want you
oh man now I'm getting hungry now I'm getting really hungry
that made you hungry?
yeah
okay okay
alright
man let's see like it's weird though cause a lot of girls when I start talking about
poppin pussy
it's fucking disgusting
seriously
it's crazy
I'll be this Saturday to be fair
I prefer a Saturday group
I like it
Yeah
It's
9pm
I think it's a little bit at 9pm
9pm
It's a little bit like 1 or 2
Okay, that's what I do, yeah
Why are you shaking your head?
No, no, he's shaking his head
No, he goes by the 7pm
Yeah
What is your question?
You went to UK, right?
Yeah
When you moved there a year ago?
Yeah
On a visa?
Yeah
How'd you get a visa?
I actually...
Cheetah.
It's a secret, dude.
Interesting.
You come back in his little suitcase, you know what I mean?
Okay, I'll see you.
Alright, I'll see you in Manchester.
Huh?
That cowboy hat got him back to different youth.
You from Manchester?
You know Jinx? I love Jinx.
Yeah, me and Jinx actually, we know each other.
Tata, bro.
What about Rooney? Wayne Rooney?
Fuck, not back down.
Rooney Finn?
You don't even know who he is.
You don't fucking know Rooney?
Oh, yeah? Well, I know who Patrice ever is in the village.
Oh, it's Bonn, I'll let you know.
I only know that because he was on Worshift.
That's true. That is the only reason I know him.
That is the only reason.
Okay, what's some other guy talk we can talk about?
Okay.
Grass clippers?
Grass clippers, guys.
You know what I mean?
Grass clippers, yeah.
Like, a little more or some shit.
You should have not put a lot.
I don't want a lot, though. You've got a lot.
I was going to say, you should have not put a lot.
I don't got real grass.
Okay, what about...
Wait, what did you say?
I don't know.
Oh, send me some money.
Oh, money, OK.
Come on!
I want to have the mac and cheese.
It's good, you think?
Ha ha ha ha.
The mac and cheese is great.
Why don't you be active, bro?
I don't be active like that.
You do?
OK, I have a question.
If you're around like women,
do you try to do like light-skinned riz intentionally?
So I don't be around women at all?
Um, not at all.
I saw you on inside, bro. Shut up.
Come on.
Like, be serious.
Anyways, you were saying hello?
You were saying?
Oh, I saw you around women.
Uh, it's actually women.
So it's like, not the other plural.
It's actually...
I am.
Oh, anyways, man, that's a nice place to eat.
That's a very nice place to eat.
Yeah.
Why are they saying the stars, not powers?
Oh, they're from a five star.
Oh, a five star like the community five star.
Oh my god I lost this picture!
This was my picture!
I think that was your last picture!
I'm a really big bear of that picture!
I'm a really big fan of that picture.
Oh man, I love, look at this picture.
That's the Beatles.
That's a great photo.
Where are you all from?
I'm Swedish
I live in the Netherlands
Really?
Yeah, I actually do
I know
So you went to Sweden and to Austin
I live in LA
But she lives here, so I'm here
I'm trying to change my LAC
The only way I have an LAC is to see
I'm the LAC boy now
Oh yeah?
I've been in the LAC back in the years.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He's hanging out in the hills.
Party, and that's how they party.
Party.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know a lot about yourself.
Except later.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
Party.
He's in Denver, in Colorado.
Hi! Oh, what's up?
Oh, well, how long have you lived here?
I've been on a lot of the books.
He's in Germany.
That's right by me, yeah.
So you live from Germany and Los Angeles?
Norway.
Oh, what?
Los Angeles.
Okay.
Los Angeles.
So, opposite women.
So, what's the craziest LA party you went to?
Crazy LA party you went to.
Come on, you gotta have one.
Yeah, yeah, that is not true.
Uh-oh.
You wanna be honest?
That's not the issue.
In LA, they did, they did the...
Oh, yeah.
Everywhere.
Hey, I was...
Why is he doing that shit?
Call the company.
If you went forward and have not been seen,
they were doing that.
What?
Were you doing it too?
He said it was funny.
Are you kidding me?
I'm a little bit.
A little bit of business.
A little bit of fun with the business.
You just got married?
We won! Congratulations!
How long have you been together?
8 years.
8 years?
We canceled the wedding three times.
No child.
We voted.
It's gonna come down.
Oh, that kind of resist them.
What do you, what do you like?
And then when we finally did do it.
And then the tax ban was like,
you know what, when you got the Harry and the Sam.
I get it, I get it, I get it, you know.
Say, what do you get, Gary?
OK, what else do I get at least?
Congratulations on your wedding.
That's a nice, like, long term relationship,
would you say, you know?
What's your...
What do you get, Gary?
Get your battle.
This is the first time he ever said no to me.
But I went ahead and did it any year.
And he did it any year.
And he did it any year.
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, that's mom's wedding ring.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
OK.
It was to go do something I didn't want to do at a time I didn't want to go do, but I didn't.
And maybe that's the thing. Right, right, right.
Wait a minute. You just said go to the bank.
I thought you said the two of them.
They were born in the 60s.
Oh, you never paid for it.
And the 60s if you were born in the 60s.
Okay, you weren't buying it, but you had it on the, if it was on the paper, you were.
Is this part of his wife? Come on now, like.
No, she's got to know. There's cool vibes out here.
She has to know.
See, you can't keep secrets.
Never lie.
Never lie?
Never lie, Brooklyn.
Hello.
So my mom is half Spanish, half Swedish.
Nigerian and Swedish.
Yes, this is for you.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
You're sending us well.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
White and Japanese.
Some three things.
So my dad is black and my mom is white and Japanese.
Thank you.
We've got a little mixer.
Yeah.
Thank you.
What's yours?
This is mine.
Okay.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
What program do you run?
You never once moved into Godfather?
Oh yeah.
You said Godfather?
Yeah.
Godfather is your program.
Wait, we're getting close.
See, the line looks fast.
I told you it's not that.
We'll go follow the line with that.
It's still all the best.
No, I'm not mercy on you.
Huh?
I'm mercy.
I know I am.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm mercy on what?
I'm mercy.
These pictures are great!
I don't know if that's like a barbecue thing, though, is it?
No, no, it is!
Is it really?
This is the outside of the building.
Wait, is that the same?
It's been a long good day, so please, can you see my movie?
Really?
This is the outside of the building.
Where's that?
It's over there.
It's over there.
It's over there.
It's over there.
It's over there.
It's over there.
It's over there.
I got a big one.
Let me see.
It was like getting the half like 30 early sandwiches.
Really?
90s.
Maybe early.
Oh, I'm excited.
Oh, he saw us off?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm inside the, oh, he's still outside?
Yeah.
Can we see?
Should we do that?
There's nobody out there.
We forever, it's a view.
It might be, is it a super hot outside?
I don't know if it's closed, it might be closed, actually.
It's not that outside, actually.
It's the people.
Yeah, I just, I don't know if I'm disrupting anybody.
I do the same thing.
I always get worried whenever I'm in places
to like film or whatever.
We gotta get multiple banana puddings, by the way,
and we're getting the triples.
Honestly, you think?
Die at the window.
Die at the window.
Die at the window, yeah.
Hello.
I'm gonna hurt.
Y'all want me to order for y'all, too?
Just get another, a magazine?
Oh.
A magazine?
Okay, yeah.
Can we get, um, what, we get a magazine down there.
Can we do three of the jalapeno cheddar sausages?
It looks like my order, but it's not just gonna be a whole like a big bag.
Are you serious?
It's for her by the way, yeah.
Oh my gosh!
And then, um, can I also get...
The brisket is really good, right?
Can I do a pop-tap, please?
That'd be great.
And then...
Oh wait, we should look at it.
So, what's the appropriate amount?
A hundred and one?
No, a hundred and one.
No, a hundred and one.
She's walked up to me and kind of pushed me back in the bed.
Anyways, come on.
Oh no, he risked you hard.
Tony!
We are the 4 million burnt ends really good too.
What are the sauces that come with it?
I'm not giving skin a 4 million but...
Try a little bit.
That's perfect.
Thank you so much.
This is not all for me.
I'm going to place your teamie shirt down there.
Which one is best?
You all right, favorite?
I'll go with savory.
Savory and savory.
Yeah, I'll go with savory.
There's no way you just got co-rested by that lady.
Look, she can rest me.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
She is a mother.
Oh, wait.
She's gonna give you this first.
Oh my God.
I wish I could slap that.
You see that? You know when it's smack on like that.
It jiggles sometimes too.
It jiggles?
I wish I could slap that.
Yeah.
Do you sometimes smack it?
Yeah.
Come on.
Okay.
It's a very big mall.
Do you need any other meats here?
No.
Friskip sausage and belly?
You know how great it's on there.
Oh wait, can you get us a big spoon?
Yeah.
Get it home.
Thank you.
Okay, that's a turkey break.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Yes!
Look at the food.
Yeah, I'm all about that.
Look at the food.
Where's the pasta?
R-I-O.
Where's the pasta?
R-I-O.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How are you?
How are you?
Thank you so much.
I know there's a lot over here.
Oh yeah, we're filming off-screen this time.
Oh yeah, we're filming off-train this time.
Now we're filming off-train.
Hello again.
What's the size?
So we're going to do three of them at a time.
Okay.
Three mac and cheese, please.
Are we going to do three small ones?
Should we get another tray?
Okay, cool.
Awesome, yes.
And then this is all ours.
Would you say this with us?
Oh man, you guys are so cute.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And then, do you want to go to the apartment?
Um, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where do you want this one?
Yeah, this small one.
This small one is fine.
And then, can I take two pieces of bread also, too?
Do you have to try the sausage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
I need to clarify, this is not all mine.
I don't want to clarify this all the time.
This is Marcia, this is Marcia.
Why did you need to...
This is Marcia right here.
You weren't mine, like...
Hey, hey, you weren't Cheetah, look at her face!
I don't care.
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, wait, and then can we do one of the...
The Cheesy Tater Tot Castle 2?
So they can try it?
It's not for me!
Wait, wait, what is the Cheesy Tater Tot Castle?
What are you talking about?
Um...
Can I have some of this?
Well, please.
What do you need to drink, girl?
All right.
Sticker one.
Sticker two.
Sticker three.
All right.
What do we drink?
Oh, we have a banana.
Yeah, three.
All right.
All right.
I'll tell her.
What's up?
What's happening to her?
I'm going to try to get a poor group
I'm going to try to get a poor group
OK, first is...
I think you're getting free like a sock
It's just a big risk party in New York, you know?
Mm-hmm
Oh, sorry
Ah, yeah
Sorry, New York
Oh, yeah?
Thank you so much, you're welcome
Push through behind the house
Push through behind the house and close this place
I'm going to try to get a good group
Yeah
That's the home scene, right?
What's that?
Oh, yeah, can we?
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, we'll eat.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come on.
It was $1.60 tip, actually.
That's your double?
Put it down outside first.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Here's something.
Hey.
You don't have to.
Oh my God.
He's not tough up a dinner pudding or anything.
Oh, thank you.
All ready for this.
You guys, do you mind waiting here with the food really fast while we go get drinks?
What, what, what?
You want me to wait here for the food really fast while we go get drinks?
Of course.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
She was weak to seeds like.
Hey.
If you could tell her we're here as well, I would just hand her.
Yeah, you don't know who we're at.
No, it's not.
What do you think we're fucking monkeys, Rockets?
What the fuck are you apes boy?
Oh my oh no
I guess they can see us too. Can you open that? Now we can't see you but can you open right here?
They're all here?
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Okay, let's just go around.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's all good.
This is the camera we're using.
Apparently we're tired of our Nana, yeah.
Why do you feel?
What?
How can he not open? It was right there.
Now you have to look at the people in the face.
Yeah, I know. I know.
I know. I know.
Oh, I'm gonna go die.
Okay. I'm gonna get a diet doctor.
Hey, give it up on the cheat day.
Oh, it's the cheat day.
Okay, what do you want?
Uh, same as me.
Did I remember?
Hey, do y'all want a knife or no?
Yeah, you don't want the silverware.
Uh, I'm not going to lie, I'm just questioning.
Hey, which one's mine?
This one, right here.
No, that one's mine.
Yeah.
I know I'd rather do Coke Zero, but I'll be there.
Yeah.
You got it.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, the celery.
Yeah?
You get it all for?
Yeah.
How many here?
All for tonight.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Howdy, cowboy.
It's not a cowboy.
It's fucking earth not marriage.
It's pretty awkward here.
We got to walk by it.
We're gonna walk by it and we're gonna get it over the door.
We're also walking against traffic.
It's not a recommended.
I
Know for so like like
Do you want to set up the camera?
Because I have a tripod for you.
Are you going to travel?
Yeah.
I have a tripod.
I have a tripod.
I have a tripod.
Oh my God.
We have to wait a little longer.
Wait a little longer.
Wait a little longer.
See, that's where he is.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I got a lot of money over here.
Oh my god, I'm ugly.
I got a lot of super everything.
But everyone really.
Also these socks are fire.
I'm okay.
Oh wait, could you hand me my doctor?
That should work.
This one.
Alright.
Is it not better like short on the table?
Are we able to zoom it out?
Is it super close?
That's fine.
Can you see it?
Because periodically though, what we can do is like how do you just pick it up and show
the view.
you
you
you
you
you
You
That is fucking amazing right
Okay
Like you just throw all your food in there. I don't know because I see the fucking paper in the case
Is that supposed to be there? Yeah, I get to there. Okay try the brisket now
Which one is the brisket?
This one right here right?
First of all you gotta show chat
Oh my God look we can't hold it
Look at that
And it's all wet
All wet and juicy
Slap on top of my tongue
Look at this I can just pull it apart
Isn't brisket supposed to be the
That's supposed to be the
Highlighter, right?
That shit hits doesn't it?
That motherfucker hates me.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wow.
Bro.
That's good. Holy shit, I give it.
As much as you want.
I'm slapping up a lot of money.
I love you so much.
And we'll get back to you soon.
Oh yeah.
This for tonight, Ted.
Sure.
So,
have you ever had
good barbecue outside of Texas?
I'm a big North Carolina Bargsy person.
Okay, I know.
I hear yes, I love North Carolina.
Well, I feel like I'm from Virginia.
So, okay, if you put a Virginia Beach,
there's good ass blue there.
Y'all just went in winter.
Feel like no one's out.
But, what's the difference between, like,
Bargsy food over there and, like, you know,
over here, for example?
Wait, are you an onion lover?
Yeah, I love onions.
I love onions.
I'm like, okay, wait, do you want to try the strap?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
Do you want to get the bread?
Sorry, I don't mean the sidebar.
This is what I do.
Get out.
Sorry, what I like to do with this bread,
I like to kind of get it down like this
because they like,
so it's not actually up to you, I love that.
Okay, that's fair.
Get like four pieces, light it up like a hot dog.
Okay?
Yep.
I like to use the raw onions, not pickled onions,
but to eat some.
And I put mad onions on that bitch.
Like hella onions.
I love onions and like vegetables
when it's combined with food, I get sad.
Do you like homoes in this?
Yes, one, one got some gas, yeah.
All right, let's eat and then I get some of this.
Oh, you got some minus.
Here.
One.
Allow me to...
There's some musty.
Okay.
And kind of get it together.
You can keep throwing mac and cheese on it too, but that's a big bag of satchel.
I'm a big bag of satchel.
It might be a big bag of satchel.
I'm a keep it a bucky.
I'm a keep it a bucky.
I don't give a fucky, okay?
All right.
Mac on that bitch.
I don't give a fuck to you, okay?
I don't know what to do with that bitch.
What's your guess?
Is it gonna be sloppy?
It's gonna be sloppy. I don't wanna try this.
It's so good.
It's not bad, right?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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I think this place like I said Terry Blacks
it's one it's way more expensive like I think what we bought today I would have
been like because I such a popular yes okay because it's like it's like the
famous barbecue but I personally don't think it's better than this I think this
place wait until you try this do you like sweet stuff
no no oh I'm gonna make you fucking come that I don't want to know I was
This is gonna I was not gonna say that that was not intense. No, but like I wasn't
But see here's what I wasn't gonna make you come cuz that's crazy. That's my god. I don't need to know
That's too rough. You're actually fucking rough
Come on, pass me an FQ
For what?
Your hand
Yes, my hands. Not where they come that's what's coming from.
Let's say that, hell!
Sorry, he said it first!
I don't want to be a guy anymore, I want to be a girl talker!
I want to be a girl talker!
Okay, let's do girl talk, let's do girl talk.
Okay, let's do girl talk, let's do girl talk.
What, now you just click.
That's how you think girls talk, really.
Really.
Yeah, you're a fiasco.
I'm gonna see you on TikTok later.
First of all, you would not be here if it wasn't for a woman.
You are correct!
I don't give a mother correct.
Or that's not what you meant, no?
That is.
That is, right?
Oh wait, you thought I met like career boys?
No, I met your mom!
Okay, yeah.
I'm sorry, no, no, no.
I met your mom.
So, what's some girls off?
Like, no more girls that you would have.
Look at her right now.
Eating with, you know, your girl, your fans.
I don't know
You know Clash of Girls stuff we're talking about our periods. No you do not I don't believe that
I'm just kidding. Yeah
We just talking about dumb shit we're just talking about stream shit
If I'm gonna hit me in body we just talking about stream shit
That's it. What game do you play?
Would you do this?
Would you like this game?
Whatever and then if they got some tea you're supposed to eat
Now you know there's some tea always they gotta be
Don't lie there are men be spilling tea too
Oh what coffee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you mean if you mean it would like to be like you hope people happen. Oh, what? Yeah
I'm calling them up on the phone like yo bitch like
it is amazing thank you so much thank you even the last time I was here everybody was so nice
and they treated us so well I love this place
thank you so soon I get the beautiful ones I'm not sure you can get that this week
I know but well I'm going to but I'm going on this camera right now because I don't want to
retired really good because chat knows this came over this on the top of the
mountain in Iceland I'm not saying he said about the fall and they said how do
we survive that it is literally been in like sand dunes on the
TV and we're going through waterfalls everything so I don't want to get
Yeah, so it got through, came over here and you told me it might take a while.
Elger and Chad.
Yeah, it's like a plug through.
Oh yeah, so you'd be still on T's, but we're like T's.
Oh, what?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You have to though.
You know what I mean?
I feel like, it doesn't like, I call my friends, like I call every morning, or if I'm
at home, and I'll see Bonnie in the kitchen, they'll be like, your Bonnie, you won't
believe what I have here today.
What is it about, is it about like streams or just like life and then all that?
Yeah, if it's some life shit, it'll probably be more serious.
Yeah.
But if it's not serious shit, I feel like, oh, you will believe it.
But it's like, I feel like everybody has friends that you do that with, you know?
You know what I feel like you are?
I feel like you are heavily on Twitter.
Really?
Like, you keep up with a lot of shit.
I do, but I don't really do real client-ish shit, but I just see it.
No, that's what I'm saying, but you just be looking, that's what I mean.
Like, you don't want to type in, but like.
But I feel like it makes me a better streamer, if I'm in the game.
Because you know.
Because like, then when I go on, I'd be like, I go off, I'd be like, dance,
That's why I was booking a day in this.
You know what I mean?
I don't care all the rest.
But was she like sometimes when I've seen you out
whatever like on stream,
you've been able to like meet jokes about like,
serious shit that I also don't put on my dinner spot.
But like, yeah, for example, you know what I mean?
But it's good though.
It's good.
You put a rocket?
What a rocket?
I love the M3 calm and I never see anything insane
in there that would be jokeable.
It would be right away stuff.
Thanks.
You work regular jobs.
No jobs at all.
What does Spotify belong to?
I still have Spotify.
Thank God.
I haven't had music.
You do?
Yeah.
Wait, you use Apple Music?
Hell yeah.
I use YouTube Music.
Okay.
Now it's so fucking disgusting.
Why did everybody laugh?
No guys, it's frugal and irresponsible.
Why is it really that funny?
It's really that funny.
It's not even funny.
It's not irritating or funny.
Well, they can't check my Spotify so they can't send Adam either so thank you. Yeah, and and here's the thing
I use YouTube music to be able because I have YouTube payments. I save money
Well, like how does it work like because you like see go to the gym? You don't have an app on your phone from YouTube music
Do you?
Oh, they do let's go. Let's imagine. I'm gonna be just like Spotify bro. It was like this
It just is all these fucking songs in here
I've made this place with everything, it's so good
I use it all the time
I just never heard of it
And it's less money, I save money
Because you already paid for beaming
It's a bad thing I don't have to use a beaming
As a streamer?
Wait, hold on
Oh yeah
Every time
Maybe like, bro, can you just skip or what?
I can't
Oh
Okay, okay my community you can not be mad at that because if we had ads and I was pausing what I do we'd never get through
Okay, before you get too cold you want to try this yes, I'm like I'm not getting chat be honest
I could run this whole thing down by the way. I just want to say that but you'll die
I'm going to try this shit.
All right, so the first thing you should try is the second best thing, which is the
Which is this one? Okay. I've never tried this ever by the way.
You've never had trans-leches? Ever.
Dude, this is like ruined trans-leches for you. This is bomb.
This shit is so good. So you know what trans-leches is, right?
I'm not quite, not exactly, no. I don't know what's a Mexican dessert, is that what it is?
Yeah, and it's poor. It has the evaporated milk on it or just regular milk that people use.
And you pour it on top and it soaks into the cake.
But is it like, oh, it's a cake on it. That's what, okay.
Yeah, but it's like it's like a little it's a little
Liquidy, I guess the word I would use it's a little spongy. Okay, but in like a good way. Okay, so you can have
Yeah, yeah, I'm also gonna bring it home. Yeah, let's just bring it back here, okay?
So just go straight down grab a little piece. You see how it's like a little it's got like the milk in it. Oh, I just see that
Oh, wow. Make sure you get the cake too. Cheers
Not bad, you did more like you just updated the water, so you don't have to do that.
See it?
Yeah.
That's good.
Pretty good, right?
Not good.
So is that normal milk or condensed milk?
Sir.
It depends on where you go.
Sir, let's take this three different milk.
Oh, yeah.
That's why it's definitely good.
That's gas.
What are you talking about?
It was three.
Yeah.
That's why it's three different milk.
I've never made it
Not a bad shot at all
Okay
My stomach is starting to hurt
Yeah
Now yours should have got hurt
Cause you eat fucking crumbs for dinner
Like what?
No
Oh thank you
Okay
Now
Get your banana pudding
I have a banana pudding
But have you ever had a banana pudding
anyone in chat from what the it's like it was like trendy on tiktok
uh is it magnolia new york yes yes have you had that one oh my god that's
so fucking good it's so good you know it's all right
why do you almost bust me now oh my god you don't get so serious it's so good
no but actually though right like it's hard to compare that's all i say is it
better you think okay i'm not gonna lie to you
this one to me though it is second it is it is literally second to that it is
it is that close really this will blow your mind because look there's
Carmel in it. I see it. It looks crazy. So you gotta get like get like a really good
Crazy, isn't it get lower and like the cookie to another car
I mean, how do you reach the fucking cookie a month?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come on, girl talk, girl talk, no coming along.
What's the good about war?
Girls love to talk about war.
And it's not like you're too crazy sweet.
It's like...
Oh, yeah, that's the one I'm going to say.
She wanted her face time to say hi.
Hi!
Hello!
Say your name one more time.
I'm just an idiot.
It's Serenity, right.
Hi Serenity.
Hello!
I'm Marla, get on my shot.
Oh, but I'm only a shot.
I'm not about you.
I'm not about you.
Yes, you say, oh, you want to say hi to Stream?
Hi to Stream.
I'm going to get you.
Look at us.
He was really watching.
Really?
Really?
You're being streamed.
Oh, the video?
Yeah.
Don't watch that. Don't watch that. Don't watch that. You're good.
You thought Marla go out first?
Girl.
It's funny. It's funny because his son, that big guy, his son was in the tribute games too.
Oh wait, really?
What the hell?
We have a boot. Wait, what?
That's crazy.
Yeah, isn't he here?
Yeah, that big guy.
Oh wait, yeah, yeah.
Yes, that's so sick.
Oh wait, yeah, well I feel that, that's cool.
Bye, 30, it was nice talking to you.
So I'm like, wait, can I see my phone?
Yeah, I'm really sorry.
Wait.
Oh, bye, good-bye.
Good-bye.
Oh, not you, she said bye to Jack.
Oh, you, yeah.
Bye, 30, nice to talk to you.
Bye, nice to see you again.
Check, the last time she called when we were here,
we came with Jesse, Jesse who left.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, you tried to spot?
Yeah.
What do you think?
We could go out of here.
Yeah?
Yeah, he loved it.
It was the same thing, it was like 30 died out of the window.
Oh my god.
Okay, what do you, okay overall, what do you write?
Now this shit is right up my alley, I love you like this cuz I'm gonna be honest, you know what it is too?
You fucking ex-pat fuck you
What?
That's what you are. Yeah, you ex-pat fuck, that's what I'm fucking talking to you
You smile like you've never seen anything better in your life
Oh, sorry, sorry, I was really excited
I'm sorry
I really enjoyed, okay, right, I'm sorry
I'll focus on what you were saying
Anyways, yeah, what I was saying was that uh-huh
I think this is so good, keep focusing.
I'm listening.
All right, the banana pudding's still in the slide.
It's right in front of me.
I get it, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna move it over so I don't get distracted.
I think this is such a great spot,
because I'm not like a big carb guy,
not because I don't want to eat it,
because I just don't want to.
You know what I'm saying?
Breathe, sausage, banana pudding with a sweetness.
Look at that bottom, look at that bottom.
Oh my God, honestly, nine out of ten.
Okay, okay, do you see why I said
that's on par with Magnolia?
Yes, yes, I'm telling you know
Sure, you wouldn't know yeah, you wouldn't know if you don't take it I'd have to get them you don't have to do
I'd have to get them like
Side-by-side and you try them literally right next to each other because otherwise
Do you think you were able to tell difference if you had it like blindfolded next to each other you think honestly?
I think I can tell you
Parmati I think Magnolia has a very
be honest yeah I think this one's better than I know it's hard that's a
hard take but it's like ours really that's not that shit but that's cool
that's fine yeah that is that isn't that he's a he's expat too
How expat like 250 to 20 long Australian?
Yeah, you bet it.
Yeah, like really.
It's okay. My heaviest ever?
Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to ask you that all day but I didn't want to be rude.
like what do you dance like this?
Debbie is Debbie's whatever the fuck it was
and that dumbass name.
Yeah, you remember when you said
stage one to crash out.
You remember that?
Anyways.
Anyways, this is how I fooled the internet
that you just a fool.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Give it on a pudding.
That seems to be the bit of the thing.
That seems to be the bit of the thing.
Anyways.
you
you
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you
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you
you
you
you
you
you
What are you doing napping sudden death?
You're feeling it huh?
You're feeling it because you eat so little so now you eat like anything above a little
crumb and you just knock out.
Is that what it is?
Yes that's what it is.
What?
I say this thing sit all the time.
You do?
Yeah.
I get left to bite everybody
Oh, it's pretty funny
I literally get left to bite everybody
But it's true though
I've been through this and I know that
It's okay
Then we're going to sit down
and let's just say who would sit in our tongue all watching a MrBeast video
What a night, huh? What a night to remember
Actually, that will be a chill-ass night
That's my vibe, Jack
I appreciate it. Thank you W5. Who was it? Thank you guys for the vibe. Appreciate it.
Oh my God. I might get a little gassy. No, no, no. Are you a little gassy? Are you a little gassy too? Thank God. I got to let it out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
I'm just gonna say it like first.
What the fuck?
What?
It's disgusting.
You're probably lying.
Hey, get on the video.
Bro, we're gonna be careful if we're going back in there.
Or else my home's gonna ruin a four month old marriage.
I know.
Okay.
No, four month old marriage.
I'm gonna ask you this.
There was the eight years he thought he'd marry you.
Now, is that too long for you to wait as a woman?
What do you think?
I think that's a...
Are you reasonable?
No, I feel like it depends on where you're at in life.
Cause like, I, for gimbal,
I would not want to get married right now.
Cause I'm cool with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like...
But like, say someone proposed to you right now though.
Like, in your next life.
Really?
Say no, yeah.
Oh yeah, we're ready, we're ready.
We go check with the guys in the back.
God, thank you.
But it's not even because I don't want to get married.
It's because I know that right now in my life,
I don't, that's not what I want.
You can't, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All I do is like, if I'm ever in relationships,
I just communicate with them.
I look at communication, they're right.
Communication calls everything.
If you tell someone, like, hey,
I don't think I want this till I'm X-aged or whatever.
They didn't have to understand that, like.
Yeah, then if they want that, then okay.
If they don't want that, then you know what I mean?
They'll do whatever, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like that's like very healthy to deal with.
Yeah.
What about you?
Hmm.
I leave all the things.
Look, there's something that I'm supposed to do right now.
Nobody would listen to me, but, you know.
It's not this.
Okay, what if a girl went to you and she's like,
I want to get married right now.
You have to do it.
And you guys would end for a while.
No.
You wouldn't?
Because I don't want that to dictate, like,
I really want to get married right now.
Can we do it?
Like, who's so forced?
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Like, I feel like it needs to come on a natural time
Yeah, I feel like it's gonna be like I don't know I feel like it's just gonna be like as a woman those two
I don't feel like you want like you wouldn't want to dictate like oh you'll keep please post me right now
I'm tired of waiting you want him to do it right like you know say like you always say something sad
I used to like beg to get Valentine's Day gifts. No shot. Yes
Yes, because a guy that did want to give me Valentine's Day gifts, and he was like, I was like literally asked him to like, please, like, I just want to celebrate Valentine's Day, and he was like, it's a man-made holiday, you don't need to celebrate it.
And like looking back on it, when he ever did give me a gift, it meant so much less, because I had to ask for it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yes, that's what I mean.
It didn't make me feel like I was down bad. I was down for down bad things.
Holy, what's the mood about you know, just be honest.
Wait, you know, I can't even see you like that.
Are you like a lover of the world? Are you like, are you like a real...
I'm a lover, girl, sad.
Okay, okay, valid.
But I'm telling something on bad people.
Really?
Like what?
Like what?
That was bad.
I don't got to meet almost all of them.
No, okay, okay.
When I was in high school,
this is when I was like,
I'm not like this one, just way now.
Okay.
Back around high school,
I was dating this guy
and I was like, oh, be in love with him.
Like, I was like, I thought he was like a one for me.
Okay.
And he had to work.
Here we go.
At McDonald's.
So I really, I really missed him and I was like, oh,
you were hanging out before you went to work.
And I was like, oh, I can just sit in your car
till you get off work.
So his entire shift, I just, he was like eight hours.
Okay, okay, okay, but I'm not like that anymore.
I'm not like that anymore.
That was my most down back time.
And the other thing that I-
Eight hours?
There's one other one.
Like don't give me more, like that's a,
Like, if that was my girlfriend at the time,
who someone said, well, I'll be like, damn, that's cute.
For like-
No, but now that I'm an adult, if somebody did that-
Eight hours?
Can you imagine as an adult, though,
if somebody said, I'll wait outside your job
at grade eight hours, I'd be like, please don't-
I'd be like, please don't-
I'd be like, you're a low-cycle, you're a low-cycle.
Yeah, I would never do that.
I would never do that.
But in high school, it's like, oh, that's cute.
You know what I mean?
you
you
you
you
you
All right, ready?
Who makes this fantastic food?
Thanks, Rock.
Yeah, that should look fine.
I can taste a little fraud?
I can taste a little fraud?
I appreciate it, but be careful around him.
No.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
I'm not a fat ass at all.
We're going to do the behind the scenes.
You can smell it, yeah.
I can smell it in one.
I'm like no way.
Are you going to use to it?
Oh, you can't even smell it, huh?
Oh, wow.
Sorry, sorry.
Guys, sit here.
I need some of the whole camera.
I only have this one.
Hey, new job soon.
I only have this one on the floor. You need one a new job soon. Very soon. Oh
Soon I'm telling you about it soon. Okay, so very soon. We'll trust
Bye-bye
There's no one I look like
I'm scared of what you do
I don't see it
I get a bunch of mazes here
Must tell you a promise
I don't want to hear it from you
Yo
Yo, you are not that tall
And he's not that tall
Oh my god. How are you doing?
I'm good. I'll see you later.
What's your name? I'm Sam.
Sam Marlin. Very nice to meet you.
Thanks for having us back here.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Hello.
Yeah, come on back guys.
We got five of these on-premises.
I see.
What's right now, there's nothing pretty to see there.
She's wrapped up in foil.
We got Poncho on the left here.
He works with my partner Turret N right over there.
What's the, what's the, what's the?
Uh, that Roe Hagger and Willie Nelson song,
Contro Lefty.
Contro Lefty!
Yeah, I know that song.
Yeah, you know that song.
Come on, come on.
He don't even know what he's doing down over there,
and that's my office over there.
Yeah.
Uh, I don't have anything, like, really impressive
to show you, unfortunately.
All my stuff's right there.
Hey, listen, no, this is cool already.
Oh, shit.
Actually, the party guy.
Oh, no, we're going to jump, we're going to jump.
No, no, don't worry, don't worry.
You're having fun with it.
There you are.
Wait, this looks crazy.
It's such a nice find.
I picked such a good day to come by.
Oh, it's perfect.
So what's the routine?
What's routine? Like, you know, getting in the morning and then just get to cooking?
Uh, Teran and I work the PM shift,
so we get here at four in the afternoon,
and we're here until about midnight or 1am, typically.
Oh, sure.
We're here until the briskets are done, something like that.
Oh, my God.
We'll get here at four, we'll check and make sure that the morning for you to fuck up our briskets too bad, you know.
We'll kind of move them around the pit as we see necessary just that way they all kind of rise together
And then we'll do what you see to randy right here. So get over here and see some actual work
Okay, so so you you're wrapping the brisket right now
Oh, no, that's going back in, huh?
Like you
Everything we're cooking right now is for tomorrow so everything that y'all got to eat today. We finished that up last night
It's like it's like a 14-hour process something like that we shoot for 12 like okay, you know
So they loaded on this morning and they loaded Dolly at 8 30 this morning
Any of Dolly
He just has an extra pin and he was just like I want to store it somewhere
So wait who that's just for him the boss like yeah
That's just for my that's just for like the guy who kind of runs the pit room right here
He and another pit master went in they had a hell of a deal on a bit because these things are fucking expensive
How much are these things like?
30 grand? Yeah, something like that
Yeah, right. It's
Unbelievable. Yeah, that's just for that's just for dolly right here 30 grand for dolly 30 grand for Kenny, you know
Honing over it, you know add some money, you know putting it on the wheel
You can transfer all these bits right here. Yeah, probably yeah realistically like we're looking at about
150 if you don't count the custom one guy hiding in the corner, and you don't count the
Yeah over there
Yeah, yeah, man, so show us so
Yeah
Custom
So good right there's that way they can kind of hang and kind of get like smoke all around
And they're not like actually touching oh shit. Can you open it as easy or no big red?
Let's see big red. Yeah
Yeah, watch that step watch that step
Fucking athletic
Yeah, that was good man.
You were?
You were nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Yeah, good man.
How are you doing?
Okay, so...
No, I'm definitely cooking right now.
Now, the sausage cook is a whole separate department.
Looks kind of weird.
We have these little racks that will kind of like fling all over here.
We just kind of rope the sausage over them
while they cook.
They roasts nice and so we've got a little
Kind of right down there. This thing is a nightmare
That's what I do best
We're here from eight until four who actually load the brisket
There's guys who show up at 3 a.m. And cook the ribs, chicken, turkey, all that stuff.
Oh, it's a 24-7 positive.
The only time, wherever, not actively here is Sunday from about 8 p.m. until Monday at 8 p.m.
It's about 12 hours a week. There's nothing happening.
So Sunday, Carlo, Marlendis, and Tennis, we're going to go rob the place, okay?
Now I'm talking about, yeah, I'm kidding.
Hey, not a bad show.
I'm kidding.
They know how to play.
All right, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
to meet you
was it this one?
oh no, it was this one
it was this one
I'm making sure we're not going nowhere
we're not close to you
damn champ
we're too tall for this shit
oh my god
I struggled that way too
I'm like two heads above
when I was going through that door
I mean the door could be a fucking COS, you know mean that's how far it's
411
I'm not
Yes
Okay, let's go
Rocket. Rocket. Rocket, come back. Let's go to the cabin.
Sorry. I'm sorry. No, you can't do that.
I got you. Appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Hold my bag. Hold my bag.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Nice to meet you.
Now he's going away.
Come see.
Oh, let's go.
No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
We're checking the list.
Oh, yeah.
Get out the R-U series.
All right. Get us in.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
I just thought, ah...
Let's go, we'll...
Oh, shit!
Arbaixar! Arbaixar!
Arbaixar vol!
Genlido.
Ah, dog, dog!
Fish on, fish on, dog!
Hi, dog!
Here, here.
What?
Glagh, you made Genlido!
Genlido and Arbaixar!
Well, you made Genlido?
Yeah.
I just say that shit.
No!
You say that?
I just say Genlido.
Genlido? Yeah.
Do you know I named my saudess our Genlido?
Oh, yeah
So the one now is wojito
But the other one I got rid of because I didn't I know what to take care of to it was gently though, holy shit
That's kind of fire. That's not bad, right?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm glad that we're doing a react of this because going to six right now
I think I'll go up. Yeah. Hi Debbie's I'm ready to see this fucking video. I'm not gonna lie
I wonder how many people thought to be actually
Bro! That's the disgust of bro!
Alright.
Let's go, chat. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's supposed to be like a murder.
It's supposed to be like what?
Yeah, I know. It was like...
Yeah, wait why a marathon? No, it just feels like our marathon. We did in the United States. Oh
We're usually bouncing from like shit to shit
Yeah, but it's not bad though not bad traffic. Did you guys do like a lot of traffic and stuff doing that?
Honestly traffic was nothing
Yeah
How was that like sitting on the bus did it suck? Oh, sorry like
It's just kind of like whatever. Would you do it again?
Generally I will say the Alaska stream I really like
Though I was kind of sad that you didn't get to like
I feel like you didn't get to like really ride around fully on the dogs
Oh, I was just about to say that we thought it was gonna be like, you know one of those open ice
spaces with snow we ride like for miles but around that dumb ass shit I was like
fuck man but it was also not cold enough I think that's what it was yeah
the riding season had just just yeah exactly yeah
oh is that a strip club? Have you ever been to a strip club before? I've never actually
I've never been. I can't nobody start like I've never been. I've never ever ever been to a strip club.
Can I ask something on the roll?
Mom's like, yeah.
Like, don't you think it's weird to go be
bricked up with other guys?
No.
My fucking only.
No.
Generally though, I've never been to a strip club,
but I actually don't think men are bricked up in there.
Am I wrong with saying that?
I feel like it's just like a, I don't know.
What are you going for then?
I mean, I'm not in the pudding.
It's really good.
Oh, they have good banana pudding?
Great great chicken like chicken wings. Okay
So if I if I ever did a guy he wants to go to the strip club
He's probably just going for the chicken wings. Yeah
So I should just be okay with it. And bro
So if you have a boyfriend in the future and they're like, yo, I just want to go to let's say like the strip
I'm Atlanta, for example
And he would like to take a flight. It's just for that reason for the chicken wings
Be like bro. Yes, bring me back
No, bro, I thought yeah actually bring me bring back to you lucky as long as they bring me two things wrong
Good fuck magic city like especially to be like magic city. What's magic city?
This is magic. Thanks for the magic. Oh, it's a high school. Holy shit. Oh, that's where you hang out
Yeah, I don't hang. Do we just make clear? I don't hang out a lot. Why did you who just sees the high school?
Oh, that's a high school. Holy shit.
Like, it's like, okay, I get you're gonna be in Austin for three days, but like, go go.
I don't have that with any building that has a sign.
Yeah, I did that as well. Don't even lie around.
Wait, you know why that's crazy? People say that about me.
People say that when I drive by things, I read the signs out loud,
and they say, they say, somebody said that hanging out with me
is like hanging out with subtitles.
Because every time I drive by something, I always would be like,
oh, there's this. Real estate, whatever.
Look at that, I'm on all the music lessons, what the fuck, where are you?
But I don't know, you know what, I'm like that because I'm from Sweden and it's very different over there.
Like, we don't have high schools.
Huh?
There's candy shops in every corner over there.
Really?
Yes, right on.
Yeah, and the police give out lollipops.
Yeah, especially in big black moons.
What?
What?
And they give out what?
Lollipops, yeah, hold on hold on hold on in Sweden
Ever been a sweet a matter of right no actually I really want to go
Don't imagine this I take all the boys and senator to trick the Sweden
Streamed there for a few days. We I could go Senate. Would you do that actually? Yes? Yes?
Probably like a boat maybe
That'd be valid
You know why I say I've wanted to go to Sweden because I want to see all the beautiful mountains and
Well, we doesn't Sweden have mountains? Or is that Switzerland?
No, we're going to the hood. Yeah, let's go to the hood.
We're going to the Sweden hood.
Sweden isn't far from Norway.
Sweden isn't too far from Norway.
Not at all. It's like an hour flight.
Have you been here?
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to Norway.
Well, you see they haven't been to Sweden, right?
No, no, I've never been.
I want to go really badly.
What countries have you been outside of states?
I've been to Cancun, which is a touristy, so it doesn't really count.
I've been to... I went to...
What is the city of Iceland?
What's the city of Iceland we went to?
Yeah, Reykjavik.
Reykjavik, Reykjavik. I went to Reykjavik in Iceland. That was awesome.
Oh, I guess we went to some other cities on the coast. We traveled a little bit in Iceland.
Um, I've been to Paris, but I feel like I barely got to be I was there for a day close it for a
And then
Oh, I went to Japan. Oh, yeah, Japan. Yeah, I'm going to Japan again this year too, because I wanted I want to be my family there
Yeah, so I'm really excited and then I think that's it
Hawaii's in the United States. I mean, yeah, you're right. It's like it
It isn't. It isn't.
Yeah, I was testing you like you.
What about you? What about you? I don't know.
No. Oh, y'all from England.
Oh, yeah, the UK.
Wait, what about you?
Oh, man.
Well, I'm from Europe, so it's very easy to go from country to country because it's so close.
Oh, so you've been all over. You're country hoppers.
Spain friends.
Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland
Ah shit, the States, England
What else about Denmark?
The guitar
Guitar, facts, Germany
I mean a lot of plays, Lucky, but Poland too
Very, very, very brief
Very brief, yeah
Mexico, Brazil, damn, I mean a lot of plays, Lucky
Turkey
You can hit this light by the way Marlon
Yeah, we've got a hell of places. How you been in Japan? No, I really want to go you should go. It's really bad
It's awesome. It's like I went and like I
Think in general, okay
If you go to don't stay in Tokyo go to other places like go to like Osaka go to Kyoto
go to like a few other spots because it is so much more than just like what goes
on in Tokyo I think you have to go to like a few
yeah so you're picking Orlando we're here talking about Japan you're really not
Orlando resort so is it like I said I just felt Japan is so much shopping it
doesn't in like city life I don't feel like it's like in Tokyo no but like if
If you go to Osaka, okay so yes that's true.
Tokyo is like a city.
Is it like on a sightseeing I guess when I'm asking like this?
Yes, you literally go see Mount Fuji.
I also went to, when I was there I went to Kumamoto,
which is where like a big earthquake happened
and it was like a lot of like crazy mountains
like when we were out there, like it was nuts.
And then the other thing is if you go to Osaka,
it like you'll, they have streets where you walk down
and they're like grilling food outside
and you buy on street vendors.
It's like the sickest night experience ever. Yes. Yes, you will love it. I gotta go
No, I've all the ever been to Japan I
Before I streamed we didn't have enough money to like travel
So I would never really like OD like fly like as a kid
Did you travel like a lot of the kid? No every country I've kind of pretty much like now
Oh wait, you streamed with your sister and Sweden didn't you one time your sister's hair curly natural, right?
I know I saw it. It was so cute. Is she naturally blonde too?
Yeah, but like it's kind of turned more like brown as the years go by when I guess I get I mean I choose super long
These kids, but yeah, now it's a little
Your hair is naturally brown. Yeah
You got all the dad
Because my dad's one I got like pretty clearly and you have more on your mom. What is your ethnic background again?
Mom is Spanish and my dad is Nigerian
Okay, yeah, it's kind of sick. Where's your dad from?
What do you mean? Do you know where he's from like ethnic ethnicity wise? No, you know, America
That's what we could probably do like 20 to 30 minutes, but like, you know, it's crazy on inside
That was something I realized because they were asking me
Like do you know and I was like no my feeling is no we always just say African-American because it's very so in like
I'm not kidding probably all countries besides America. It's big like if you ask somebody you have to like
Oh, are you from when they see yeah, they know like Nigerian like that. Yeah country where they're from right like they're paying
The ancestors like what he's like, you know I'm saying but out here. So we're from down. Oh, yeah from from California
I'm my bro. Yeah, you know fucking California. Yeah, you know, it's funny
You say that because it's literally on inside. It was like the first day
It was me PK and a few other people and he was like oh soon you're mixed like okay, and he and I said
I was like half blacking is okay
Like what what kind of black though like are you like are you from like Nigeria like what side I was like?
I don't know and he was like yeah, yeah, and I was like oh well
We just always an African-American and he straight up goes oh my god, and he goes
I never thought about how crazy that is for Americans, but yeah
You guys have it so different is like if you don't know your family history
And you don't try to do like a 23 me and even then like yeah, how the fuck would you know and I know like
My all my dad's side of my family and almost all of them. We always just say like oh african-american
So you don't think you if you ask your dad around like that
I where we from like in you know like on our black side with what country you don't think you would know like at all
From his mom or like any day? I mean maybe like I just I
Know whatever my grandma like that was the answer that she gave and I was the answer that like like you know
We just said in school so I've never really like dug deep. I also get so scared like 23 means, bro
Cuz like it is very sketchy because low-key. I'm like, what am I giving you my like my shit for you know what I mean?
I don't know so like I don't want to I don't want to give a random ass company all my family lineage
And then yeah, find me so I'm like no, I'm good
I don't do that my chat wants me to do a 23 be though because they
They want it to come out that I'm like 48% black or like 45% black so badly so then they could be like
God her ass
They do that all the time bro, so annoying
But especially for like the mixed people like it's very interesting to see because you think it's only let's say Japan and whatever
But it's gonna be so much more I promise you
Well, those are like my mate like I know I know my Japanese grandfather
I know my my white grandfather and I know my black reference on my dad's side
So for example, like your white grandfather like he could be from Germany to be from fucking sweet and he could be from
Like what did I get I mean like yeah, I don't think I know on that side
So I'm saying yeah, like yeah, I don't even know I couldn't tell you it's interesting
But I got to yeah, it is low sketch. Okay, just give me a fucking
Yeah, bro, cuz then I give them my DNA next thing, you know, I see another city somewhere
In a few years, I'm gonna be like damn, they called my shit.
And lowkey, see, that's what's gonna happen.
The clone allegations are starting because they've already said that once.
About what?
The clone allegations.
With you?
Yeah.
I mean, who would want you as another clone in the Senate?
First of all, there'd be a lot of people who want other senators who would want another
Marlin thing very much.
Nobody.
So many.
For literally anybody, any woman, not gonna.
Any woman would want another Marlin.
I can name a few women that probably don't want another Marlin as well.
I can name a few.
I can meet a few women.
So I'm not gonna say any women,
cause I think there's a lot of women
who don't need another woman to work,
and I would low-key agree.
I would low-key agree.
All you're gonna say though, I was gonna say,
have you ever heard of like a sperm donor?
Have you ever heard of a sperm donor?
A sperm donor.
Oh, yes or no, it's a no.
Do I have to answer?
Yes.
I guess.
Okay, so you know how, you know,
say you, unfortunately, some women out there
can't have
Please don't say you ever donated sperm
No, no, let me land
They can't have kids
Some people are
unlooking like that
So then they go to
a sperm donor
and they can kind of
pick and choose like a 2k character
what they want their son-in-laws
look like, that's true
So then they ask, okay, what
They're in the 2k creative screen
Okay, what what height do you want the parents to be?
They go okay
I want like the data month to be very very tall to my kid can have a chance being tall
I want them to be Africans. They can be you know, African. I want to be whatever, right?
so if I then
Not like from that banana pudding. Sorry like the man talk in a little tube
And allegedly would give that into a sperm donation
A lot of people probably want my sperm because it's like I got good genetics. You know I'm saying I'm 65
I'm 6'6, 6'7, 225 straight pair, most 8% body fat, you know, good skin, clear skin, good team.
I'm 5'2, 133.
Nobody gets to fuck. Nobody gets to fly and fuck.
So I'm saying, like, you know, a lot of people would have wanted that, you know what I mean?
So I'm not saying a woman in that, like, I just have to explain myself, you know?
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like, if you donated, they'd be like, I'm okay.
They'd probably see some of your stream clips and they'd be like, oh, he has like a brain problem.
Okay, yeah.
So like, what is happening?
IQ-wise, they're probably like, bro, low-key for his IQ, I would low-key want it, you know?
For your IQ?
My IQ, especially, yeah.
I don't think that's not facts. I don't think that's factual information
Yeah, it's intelligent quotient, isn't it?
I'm pretty sure it is
No, no, no, it's intelligence quotient. It is not intellectual quiz. How about say, yeah?
I think quiz actually might be it.
So you think? I don't like that too.
Because if you think about it, why would all the quiz you do by IQ online be intellectual quiz? Exactly. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that makes no sense. So let me ask you something. So when they give you an IQ test, it's an intellectual quiz test?
Quiz yes.
So you're taking an intellectual quiz test? Yeah.
No, you actually Marlon you might be one of one. I'm so surprised
I'm really surprised all the ladies don't want to know you know
You know was the most sickening shit that ever happened in front of me with Marlon is when we went and we were getting sendy
For that stream for the faith why why are you making that face? Yes, we're getting sendy
Yeah, and and I would never forget. We're on the street like me Ron
They see all those water street and you see these girls go
And they're like so drunk and they run across the street one of them
I'm always gonna sit in my car just to make it to Marlin and they're and they're like the whole time
We're all standing on the side trying to find the party and they're like this looking up at him
Marlin can we have a photo and the girls like she's so drunk
She almost got hit by a car and I'm like there's no way
Hey girl, would you die for me?
EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
More lag!
Love that. Love that. Love that. Love that.
Dashing you said to those girls?
No I did not.
Did they try to press a charge on you or something?
No, it was like..
No, no, she said..
Now would die for M3.
She's probably the M3 club right now.
Why sitting at airing my shit? I'm sorry. Okay, we can probably put the camera down
Chat chat get a black off a little bit. We do we we under might hang to the house
Wait, what's this way this is a mall is the mall right? I don't say what it is. What is the mall? Yeah?
No, I actually don't W. Billion. Oh fuck
It's fucking nuts. I actually oh
Oh my god. You just hard to get subs on my video.
I'm my fart. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. No, I'm not fucking...
No, and some of them might stink.
I'll not come back.
What do they send to you early?
Wait, no shot.
There's a package from YouTube.
Oh, that house?
That's fucking sick.
I thought it would take forever to come back.
I might have to. I might have to.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, you're dead. Old house?
I'm so sorry.
That's not perfect.
I just hold on the window you just fucking fart no I sinna why everybody
quiet quiet
so you can tell it I was a woman for it to be serious no that was your that
That was not, no bro!
Oh my God!
That was not funny.
Bro, that was not me!
Okay, here's the thing, if I farted, y'all would know, because it'd be deadly.
Bro, I'm-
Eugh!
Eugh!
Eugh!
Oh my God.
Marlin, Marlin, if you date somebody, do you ever fart and then put them under the
cover?
Bro, yes!
I hold them in there for cool five, six minutes.
That's actually pretty funny.
Oh, fucking fucking fart.
Why don't you fart, bro?
I didn't!
You've been farting all day!
I'm not gonna fart.
I'm not gonna fart.
I'm not gonna fart.
You've been farting all day!
Oh, this is... come on, I'm not...
I thought you were just like, farting tinkles and stars and shit, but...
Why would I do that?
Is it probably gone?
Marlon, do not fart again, I'm putting them in the box, I'm so serious.
I'm serious.
Whoa!
Marlon!
You know what though? Flinty!
Okay, that was obviously not me, that was a wet fart, that was yours.
Tinky Tinky
Bitch, what did you just say?
Brestina how many floors can you let out a day? Oh my god, I'm so bad. Can I be honest? Is this the same space?
Yeah, sometimes man, I'd be a lot of out on stream silently
You dirty fucking pig. No, I'm sorry. No one knows. I just keep it to myself
You okay you far too
Yeah, but he fucking lets me know.
Yeah, I fucking let him know.
Okay, do I have to snitch every time?
No, you gotta make him loud.
Like, just make him loud.
Oh, I can't always make them loud.
Yeah.
Okay, so do you ever have to like lift your leg?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do it?
Yeah.
Why does he have to lift shit himself?
Wait.
No, Jimmy had.
I like that as, yeah.
Well, you've actually, okay, I've never shit myself.
All the way to the side, like all the way to the side.
The bowling league game, I had a football game.
Not this one, but the last one.
I ate a bad chicken.
I went out there and you know I was screaming, I really was screaming when we won, and I just pushed out like that, full shit.
No, I gotta be dessert.
It's not so much, man.
I thought I was showing, I went to the bathroom and spent my life after screaming with shit all of them.
That is so fucking weird, Rocket, is that true?
I'm being dessert.
I'm being dessert.
I'm being dessert, I don't have full shit in my pants.
I was like, bro, like I'm 24 years old shit in my cell.
I just wonder how I got like crazy bubble guts on stream for something like I did
and then I thought I had to fart and then I went to go fart and I said oh wait a minute
and I was like yeah I was like that's not fair
oh fuck
and I said oh guys I gotta go pee and then I ran to the bathroom and I was like oh thank god I didn't fart
cause that would have been
oh it was bad
oh it would have been a
oh my god
bro it was like you know what I mean it was like Pompeii
well how long do you sleep in the bathroom for?
like you know what I mean
oh quick
like oh it's a quick one
You can't that's what I'm saying to stream if you're like, oh, I gotta go take a piss, but he like you don't take it
No, I'm in it out of there like it's a mission. Oh, I'm in there for like 30 at least you know 30 minutes
I'm sorry. Let's keep this that you're jacking off the bathroom. I'm not jacking on the school
There's no way there's no way
I'm sorry
It's like a safe space when you take a shit, you know, I mean, it's like a I got gone to real once
I'm almost I sat there for so long. Okay, so I did a guy that wouldn't use the shit
What's it called rock?
When you ship it to you.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Sorry.
What is it called?
Rea.
No.
Hormorite.
Hormorite.
Hemorrhoids.
That's what it is.
That was very good.
Was it covered the whole time until now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Wait.
Wait, so you got gonorrhea from shitting to us in the bathroom?
Yes, because you sit there too long.
I don't think that's how you get gonorrhea.
What is gonorrhea?
Yeah.
I'll check you out.
See us or no?
Oh, did you switch my thing or do?
No, I switched yours.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
I was wondering if you wanted to switch.
Save!
Save, save, save.
Okay.
Yes.
Can I hardly go changing this in a squat pants on with a little jeans?
Oh, yeah.
That's how I say it.
How do you switch these on?
I don't want to, but I feel like it's rude sometimes
if I just always wear a light switch.
Okay, all right, hold on.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Can I trust you with them?
Yes, you can.
Just go change the look.
Don't be weird with them, please.
What's weird to you?
Like that's, all right, let's go, let's go.
Don't take too long, okay?
I'm just changing my, it was what made it.
Okay.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you recording?
I'm going on music.
I'm just going to put my life to the brim with them for a little while.
Cool?
Is that what you're going to do?
Just go!
You know, right now, Morgan, hey, hey, listen.
What's that SpongeBob song they sing?
If you want to troll today, let me tell you.
We can troll.
Go.
What's that SpongeBob song that's standing there?
The stars.
Oh, the stars at night are dolling them.
whenever they happen to be over, Donald, stupid nexus!
Yep, go ahead, driving bitch, I dare you.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Hey, listen.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
At least I'm proud of it.
You understand what I'm saying?
Now we can tweet something right now.
We can tweet something right now.
But first, don't you dare, let me show, let me show the cinephiles what I do, okay?
So what I do is, so, I was actually a big part of, what's it called, I was actually
a big part of...
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just checking the columns.
Yeah
No, no, no, no, no at all. I mean not at all you can check
You know
Bro, I sleep not I would never I would never in my life. I would never
She can do it.
You wouldn't wanna do that. Would you?
No.
Different thing.
Whoa, okay, okay, all right, okay.
All right, slow down, slow down.
I can't, right?
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm closed.
I'm closed.
I'm closed.
Man, not cloudy outside on a nice, nice sky, huh?
You want to do that, huh? That's what you want to do?
I don't know if it is a video or a WhatsApp.
Oh, wait, that's a video reaction, no?
Yeah, I love that.
Oh, it's kind of fired.
It's a vibe.
I like that.
Let me film one.
Oh, my fucking soul.
I can't do a fucking countdown.
It's a lot of soul, OK?
He got baby hair.
It's vibe-y like this.
It's very vibe-y.
I love the life of this, yeah.
Well, wait, let me change those lights, yeah.
Somebody said, this is why you don't take drugs.
Well, we don't fucking take drugs, OK?
We're naturally like this. Yeah
But I'm not my stomach hurts like shit actually yes, bro
I think it's like you're like I don't you don't eat. Yeah
You did but you see also your stomach is so
Used to like your servings of foods and it's not like a lot of like that shit
So when you don't eat like anything else, it's gonna be upset. So I should try to eat like more food more
Yes, well, I actually yeah, you should okay
I will do that and then whenever you see me you can ask me and I'll try to get better. I'll get back
I swear. Oh, what is this?
Listerine? It's like a little- Listerine chips? It might be empty.
Do you want me to get some? I don't have some.
Oh, keep these? Yeah.
Or do you have a gum?
Um...
That's fine.
I need some more.
No, I know you a girl, so I know you have some sort of lip balm anywhere.
Oh no, I'm gonna be here for you.
I forgot I was in there.
I'm so sorry. I forgot. Okay. Okay. My fault that okay. I like who and what and when to pull stuff up a fucking banana
Put it out there got in first safekeeping
It was first. Okay. Um, I don't have any down here
It's okay. You don't smell bad. Okay. Is that what you were worried about? Yeah, my lips are so chapped
You can use some of that Vaseline. I just
I just took your finger in
I'm not going to lie, I opened my com by the way, it's a good setup for gaming too, it's
really cozy.
I opened my com by the way when I went upstairs, and no, it wasn't bad actually, they've been
enjoying the thing a lot.
Yeah, but somebody said that apparently in your chat they posted and said someone in M3 said two sped got gifted with two speds got gifted with good looks.
That's what they said about us.
All right, so there's a line right here.
We both got gifted with good looks.
I think that we're both models.
That's what they said. You know what I mean?
No, we are models.
Look, come on.
I went to coach.
I can do that, too.
All right.
God, it's good, it's good, it's good.
This is good.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
What's like a model pose that you do?
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
This is what you want to do.
Look straight down the lens and just go.
Okay.
All right, ready?
Let's go that way.
Okay, I'm walking.
Ready?
How's that?
Is that good?
School back.
Okay.
Sorry.
That wasn't good.
Did I fail?
Did you fucking fail?
Okay.
You fucking begin to...
Okay, hold on.
Let me try one more time.
Okay, more serious face.
Right?
Serious face?
Okay.
You have a general contract?
Yeah.
You have a ginger contract. Yeah, yeah engine truck model
The fucking can fly and far believe that shit you understand me
You when you do that you look exactly like how you talk
I think it's just because we're mixed is that what it is no no okay but who
who though have one for Marla and tied two percent of wait hold on that makes
sense that doesn't make sense you said type one for Marlin type two percent of
yes wait so I'm mocking you or you're mocking me oh my god and look at your
chat is all same too my chance all saying you and you're saying all
What the fuck, what the fuck?
Oh, man, look, it's fine, it's fine.
Man, oh, man.
What the fuck was that?
Yo, that fool was really hitting, dude.
I'm not going to lie, that's, it's, I'm so full.
I'm so fucking full.
OK, you ready?
You want to watch it?
Yes.
I just shot 50 of them.
Oh, my god.
We're watching, we're almost there, we're almost there.
No, take your time.
We get it you have an iphone 17 pro max
We get it you have an iphone 17 pro max orange. We understand don't worry is there anything else you want to show?
17 pro by the way, okay, y'all are mad autistic me
Are you a little bit me? No
No, I feel like everyone is.
Really? I did tell you.
You know what I mean?
Okay, do I come up like I have autism?
Oh, for sure.
I don't know.
You answer that so definitively.
Okay.
For sure.
Okay, well, I, okay, you probably have autism too.
No.
I think so.
Really?
Yeah.
But you have like a lot of other things going on,
to be honest.
What, like, is he doing something?
I mean, you're the one who said you got connery.
You're the one who said you got gonorrheal, so yeah, probably.
You probably do have that.
I don't fucking have gonorrheal, okay?
You're the one who said it.
You're the one who said it.
I meant, I meant, homeroy's show, what the fuck is going on, bro?
Why would you say, you literally said, man, I don't have a bathroom so long, and then
you said you had gonorrheal, like, why would you say that?
So what is it?
What is gonorrheal exactly?
I think it's an STD, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Yes.
That's about a vehicle.
I don't have fucking gone to read chat. Okay. Stop it. Stop it, please
I can see the visa coming bro. Yes, I'm always be lying. You know, I open when I went to her for that one second
you know the first thing I saw?
What?
As he said,
Sina gets mad at Marlon for flirting with her.
When all you said was you literally said like,
oh, yes, mother.
When I said don't call me mother, it's a big sister.
Oh my God.
And they put a clip, bro.
Those clippers are so annoying.
Yo, yo, these clippers, like, yeah, you should just fucking,
I hope you get gonna be a matter of fact.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
That means.
Now that you said that, they will be posted.
You said you're not going to post.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There will be a clip.
I'm going to see it on, not even Yawksake.
It's going to be some random bastard, like kick page.
Yeah, it's going to have fucking millions of views
and shit.
It's going to say Marley has got her.
She ain't been good today, bro.
You've been good.
I haven't even seen you.
Bro, trust you, bro.
Trust you.
Wait, is Chip a clipper?
Yeah, Chip a clipper.
You've probably seen him before.
Are they a good clipper to me?
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
to be honest, I can't, I don't want to say yes or no.
I think he has, I think he has, he has, he has, he has.
Oh, he said he has, okay.
You know what's really sweet?
I didn't tell my chat.
I ran into a clipper at J.C. Go-N-M's Baby Shower.
Like actual clipper?
Yes, like she told me that's what she does.
Oh, okay.
She's like, she also I think worked for me.
Now I don't know, like I forgot how she was there
but she was like, she like knows people and like came
and was like doing clips and stuff.
And she said, she goes, I hate the mean clippers.
And she said, because what I always do
I make cute edits of all the girl streamers that I love. Oh, that's why yeah
And she was and I put them together and she's like and I see some of the mean ones
And she goes and it makes me so mad that I actually go through and she deletes mean comments
No, yeah, because she said she doesn't like it when people are mean to us
Cute
That lady was so sweet. I don't think she's
Really
I don't want to I don't want to see
Little alcohol spray
Was that fucking pepper spray? Yeah, so why would you not say no?
Fuck
No, I'm not spraying that shit. I have a taser too. No, okay. Oh my god. We should do a gaming gauntlet
No, it doesn't taste themselves
We should have gave me gauntlet
You know, we should have done we should have gone shooting have you ever shot a gun? I have yeah
It's it's Loki sounds fucked up. It is fun. Oh
I like I like shooting guns. I've got a shooting gun. Oh, yeah
It's like very normal here in Texas or not. Yeah, but I grew up in Texas
I grew up in Virginia still like my grandfather he hunted as a kid
So he showed us how to shoot guns. We were like really young was it like was it like the long long what's called again?
I shot multiple guns. I was like I shot like
Like pistols and then I've shot like the yeah
Yeah, I want I want a competition. I was a kid. Oh shit. Yeah, I got a bullseye. I got people like fuck
Not bad. I know it's kind of crazy
Like it's kind of like I like it but I think guns are like very you know
They're powerful though. They're scary. Yeah
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, isn't it?
Is it legal here?
It's having a gun.
What?
In Texas, babies are basically
born with a gun in their hand.
You can go to 7-Eleven and get a gun here.
We're talking about it.
Dead ass.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What's wrong with America?
People wonder why there's fucking school shootings, bro.
No, it's crazy.
But there's like, not literally.
You can't literally do it.
No, I know that.
It's open carry here.
You didn't know that?
I didn't know that.
See, you're all sweet.
It's like, they don't have anything like that here?
Well, they had, but obviously not like,
like nowhere is legal, like, you can't fucking walk around.
You can't go to it.
Probably, we went to a store one time.
I was gonna buy a BB gun, like here.
Like, and I was like, bro, we can get a BB gun,
cause like, kinda hard to get back home.
And bro, you walk into the normal, like,
that gun store, like, just normal guns on the wall.
I was like, bro, you mean,
I can just get a Glock right now
if you had like, gun lights there, like, yeah,
you can just get it, I was like.
See, I used to be like, less like,
oh, oh, I don't need a gun or whatever.
And then when I got into this job, I was like,
I kinda need it.
So do you have one at house?
Yeah, you do, girl.
Actually, they know, they know, yeah, I do.
That's good though, you sure?
It's just smart too.
And I've shot all my guns, I go and shoot.
So you know how they feel, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know how to handle my gun very easily.
So it's like, after stream, I can show you.
Oh, yeah?
I'll show you, after stream.
I won't show it on stream.
No, no, no, no.
I don't wanna show it on stream.
But my grandfather, when I was a kid,
He said they own property in Virginia.
And I used to go out there and he would show us how to shoot.
And then one time he was trying to teach us
because he really wanted us to hunt.
So we would shoot at targets all the time.
And he was like, okay.
He goes, shoot this squirrel in the tree.
And we were crying.
I was like, I don't want to do it.
I was like, I don't want to do it.
And my grandfather was like, what do you mean
you can't do it?
And he goes, watch this.
And he takes a gun.
I'm talking two seconds.
He goes, whoop.
Click.
And the squirrel fell.
Me and my sister start crying and we're like,
oh my God, why would you do that?
And my grandmother goes, no, no, no, I missed.
Don't worry, this girl didn't die.
He did not miss, by the way.
He did not miss.
It fucking fell to the ground, I was like, was that?
And then you know what,
you know this was the worst part of the story?
I should not tell this.
Once I'm in the aid of it.
You didn't fucking eat this girl, did you?
Later that night, we're eating dinner.
And my grandmother is like,
is like, hey, I got this meal.
It's like meat with rice and soy sauce or whatever.
So I'm like, okay, reading it.
And I'm like, what is this chicken?
So it's like chicken.
And then she's like, oh no, it's that squirrel
that your grandfather killed earlier.
And me and my sister cried.
It's called squirrel bog rice.
Squirrel bog rice is not a thing.
Yep.
Squirrel brain.
Grandma, yep.
I'm just asking, is there anything
that your family doesn't eat?
Like, fuck me.
Are you serious?
Jesus, fucking Christ.
Are you serious?
What about you actually you? Yeah, I really don't know. Yeah
Anyways
Ptsd that's what I get from this shit
All right, let's do it. All right, let's see. I'm excited. Yeah. Yeah
These are the biggest changes in the universe and the last one of them to leave wins it all
I'm a poster by the way. Okay. I mean you me too. I'm also fuck. I look chop right there go back a second
See that yeah, holy. Let's look at this. Where where is it?
Pictures, okay, I'm holy fuck
Chud here on lock
Why don't look like that
Why are you doing that?
Jesus Christ, okay.
Okay.
Where's yours?
Where's yours?
I didn't make this.
The binges she is in the unit.
Is there anybody?
Wait, where am I?
Keep going, keep going.
The first and the last one.
Right there.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
Okay, can I say something about this?
Yeah.
Mr. Beast wanted to give us a tour of the facility.
And it's pouring down raining.
It was.
And he goes, oh, just come walk.
Which was awesome.
Shout out Jimmy, but by the time I made it back in we're like drenched in water make-up chopped hair frizzy
I don't know what your excuses. This is my shoes my tooth and then and then I asked them do they have any other makeup?
They said no, so
So that's where you so chop up
I got Spanish Alliance guys, it's a power factor.
I think it's all about strategy in here.
Me, I'm going to do anything.
You want me to get on the floor, start twerking, I'll do it.
I don't.
I'm just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want you to do it.
I'm going to do it to Q, but I'm going to go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy.
I do feel like that. I choose a little Lord tonight.
Woo!
It's dropped a lot.
I'm curious how you're going to switch it up.
Let's get a kill someone, something is scary.
I mean, they fucking cast out the back, but I went out like first, bro, okay?
I don't know, none of this shit.
Holy fuck.
This actually excited me to see.
Oh my God.
Okay.
It hasn't happened yet, so they don't know.
All right.
It's time to go for a straddle.
Go to six.
They're challenge.
Okay.
Pause this really fast.
Do chat.
Pay close attention to where I am.
Pay close attention to where I am over fucking Dan Clancy and where Archie is over Dan Clancy
And where XQC is under Dan fucking Clancy. That's facts. That shit. Okay
I'm you guys gonna get inside our tea because we got set the fuck up. I'm sorry. We did because everybody started saying they were gonna
Go for Dan Clancy and they would go noona. Don't worry. I'm not a bad shot. We got set up. Oh
We
You're all the way up here
We
We bitch oh
No, no, you you went out cuz you you dumb as hell
I went out or I almost went out over over some bullshit because everybody's nobody even aims for me
They I only ever got hit by accident
What you have to do is shoot the photo of the streamer that you hate the most.
Hey, come on, fuck.
Wait, what the?
I hate them most.
They didn't say that to get that role!
They didn't say that role at all!
That's our busy gas in this shit!
Jesus Christ!
Bro, they literally were like, just shoot whoever you want to go out.
Oh, fuck.
Hates!
Hates insane.
Man, they, oh man, they're editing out that this is crazy.
Holy shit.
After all 50 of you fire, the five targets hit the most, we'll be eliminated.
Oh my god!
Step over the line if you want to shoot first
A lot of people that really just missed like this I think like so many people through it. I'm like how
and I'm not
I'm not
I miss
No, no, no.
Back at reverse.
You're wondering how people miss.
I have no room.
I have no room to talk.
You're like what?
I have no room to talk.
You're wondering how people miss?
Right, right.
I'm not fault.
I'm not fault, I'm not fault.
Ludwig!
Ok, I can't.
Ludwig shoots.
I'm sorry!
Ahhhh.
But you're not a streamer.
OK, OK.
Now Chad.
Here's another.
Started so everybody in the room is all talking and everybody starts saying they're gonna go for Dan
Yes, okay because nobody wanted to make enemies. I at all. Yes, so they were like, oh
Let's just all shoot Dan so that that way if I don't shoot anybody else
I don't have to make an enemy which is a smart strategy
The problem is me and Arky and X you see got set the fuck up cuz they're right there
So mind you if someone misses by like an inch it's going to send the order
Yes, and if they even miss a little bit and it splatters on mine then yeah, exactly
Okay, so bear that in mind mind you Dan Clitzy is also dead front and center if you look straight
So it's not like they've been named up. They're aiming this way. It's very easy to overshoot. Okay. All right now
Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch
You're going to miss, old man.
I'm going to accidentally get shot and then it's going to snowball.
Yeah, I'm here, I can go.
It's a little bit.
They began targeting other streamers.
Oh!
Now, here's what they don't see, right?
And the streamers fought right back.
What do you mean?
They pulled it.
So they didn't even show what Speed said.
OK, chat.
So y'all don't even see what Speed said.
So basically, Archie said he was going to hit Dan.
He accidentally hit me.
Yeah.
OK?
And he turned around.
He's instantly like, Santa, I swear to God.
He goes, I did not try to hit you.
Like he said, I swear to God.
And I am like, dude, what the fuck?
Cause either way, if I get hit again,
I'm basically fucked, right?
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
Cause now I'm getting set up.
Speed turns around and speed goes,
if you remember, he goes, set up,
I want you to know he did that shit on purpose.
Yeah, speed basically the entire time
I'm like, he was, bro, he was fucking
putting gasoline on everything, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
He was like talking to people with ears,
like, shoot that guy, shoot that girl,
whatever it was.
He wanted to be crazy. So I wasn't even gonna go and shoot Arky back until speed was like no, son
He's lying to you. He did it on purpose. I said, okay fine and I forgot I fucking yeah
So then I did it back and then that's when shit started getting
Don't know and they also didn't show I don't know if you remember this
Everybody didn't want me out because they were like that's fucked up because they knew I was in a yeah
So all the French streamers and all the Spanish streamers all
Agreed to target different people yeah to get me to stay in and they one of them was Arke
Because they said that they didn't want me to get out
But again and like look at again even if they aim for Arke that's also still sitting right there
It's like yes, it was always like a you know I'm saying like
Yeah, I'm doing for Arke or Dan. You still
Now when they get to your shit talking that they skipped
We shoot whoever shoots us. It was like people are aiming as we're aiming for them
That's just
That's just copus. I don't even lie. I'm not gonna lie. That's like fan-sitting, but it hit the ground and snack argue
Oh wait did yes, she didn't shoot she tried to shoot the ground. Yeah
Oh, I'm really counted it well, I'm not gonna lie
Kind of fairs, but yeah, I think you can't shoot the ground. Yeah, what you kind of have to shoot
Yeah, she did a trick shot. Okay, she was just 20 to 20 that
First first
Also right now, lose I know that
Wow. Aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest ones
So it says two for me, we'll get to yours
So if you see two for me first when you saw Dap, check
Adap tried to also shoot to not hit me
And he goes, I'm a good shot Senna, that's my job
He turns around and he missed by just a hair and shot me
And Adap felt so bad, he starts campaigning for everyone to shoot someone else to get me in, because he missed.
And I was like, Adap, that's your fucking job, this would be a good shot.
Now yours, go ahead.
Okay, so, as you can see right here,
well, just so, people should get their people to listen to me.
He's for a, Ray?
You see who just started right there, right?
They're not.
What's up, baby?
Boom.
There's the hit.
Listen to me, bro.
Listen.
When I tell y'all, these motherfuckers, okay, was, okay, people started ganging up on each
other, right?
You remember this?
Me, Ray, Rekai, Ray.
There was a one-inch, I had everybody.
Yeah, everybody.
We was all one group, ready to just go.
So I get shot right here.
So now it's kind of in the same position as Sinner.
It's like, okay, everybody's trying to shoot everyone else.
So they can kind of get down on the list, right?
You understand?
So I start talking something okay bet whatever like you know I'm saying then this motherfucker hits me
I don't want to say too much yet. If it's not right. Let me see you hit me
Okay
She hit me I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure pay out gaming hit me no
I hate how much they cut out. I hate how much they cut out because actually they're missing so much of like the bit
Like there was so much going on there's so much alliance. Yeah, so yeah, so she did she did so she hit me
It wasn't even on purpose. She was gonna hit someone else around me. I can't remember what it was. She hit me, right?
and I
Come up. I'll go right back. I go bet. I didn't know how I was gonna shoot
I have no idea. So I was like, I'm just gonna shoot right back at her now mind you what I didn't think about
She was right next to my shit, right? That might have been stupid. It feels like that's fierce
At least I got someone to shoot right
Okay, I fucking shoot myself. Okay, I shoot myself. Okay. Now I want to clear this up real quick. I want to clear this up. I see people in the car, I see people in the take that guy. Bro. Oh my God. Marlon Parchman wanted to get out three days. He didn't really care. I'll be in in there. I'm fully gave a fuck.
As you can see as you can see my bullet is right there
So have the bullets not even on it. I ain't for her mother. No, don't they happen?
I'm a force the bullet. I aim for her fully as you can see I ain't for her
Myself, okay. Yes. I try to hear him. He gets all before this Marlin is talking shit. Yes
He's talking mad shit. He's like even Ray. I remember Ray was next to Ray was like
I don't know said and we might have to just get you out in order to avoid
Yeah, and I'm like Ray what the fuck you know what I mean and like so we're I'm making alliances with French streamers
Yeah, I hear Marlin Marlin's talking shit a bunch of other shit like fan of it all them
We're going back and forth and then Marlin goes he goes like arm and defend myself. Yeah easy all that shit talk
And I hit myself
I'm not joking he turns around and everybody goes they didn't show none of this
No, literally everybody was like yeah, I'm not a lie man. We're not even gonna try to save you cuz what the fuck
Yeah, it was bad.
They didn't even want to save him anymore
because you didn't see yourself in that world.
It's not a sale!
You're a hero, Molly!
You're him!
They even started targeting people that already had points.
I'm gonna play a save. I can't make enemies out of you.
They were all shooting.
They were shooting hearty because of me.
They were all eliminated.
Bloody friends.
And then, mind you, mind you, the second week,
there was like five that got a couple shots on him.
Yeah.
Everyone just targeted him because that's easy light.
Elimination.
Everybody has a perfect game
Now here's the worst part, you know what they don't show?
Why, they didn't show nothing.
They miss so much.
Holy fuck, it didn't show shit.
Oh my god, wait, they didn't show the face off!
Oh my god!
Wait!
They didn't show the face off between me and Courage!
No, why, they didn't show shit.
Holy fuck.
Wait, so Chet, you didn't even know that it was a tiebreaker, did you?
Oh wow.
No, they didn't even see it.
Damn.
Oh!
Okay, so I'll tell you behind the scenes.
because it might be in my vlog then.
Maybe, yeah, yeah.
So, it goes down, Alex Botez goes to take a shot,
she tries to shoot Dan Clancy
and she shoots me again by accident.
Accident.
So all the French streamers now
and all the Spanish streamers
have all banded together to save me.
Also, shout out Faze, banded too as well.
So all save me.
They're like, yeah, we're gonna shoot other people.
Adapt Campaigning, they were all campaigning.
It comes down to the main people getting out
and it's me and Courage are tied, okay?
And me and Courage, they make us do a, sorry,
I mean, X-Face, sorry.
They make me and Courage do a 1v1 in the thing.
They're like, yeah, I'm sorry, one of you has to go
and we're not gonna send both of you out.
So you have to do a 1v1 and you're each gonna get a shot
and whoever shoots the other one first,
if the other person makes the shot,
then you go again up until someone misses.
So I'm like, okay.
It's me and Courage and I literally look over,
like courage you shoot first and courage misses by accident okay and then when
he misses I literally look and I'm like I'm not gonna lie courage I said I'm
really sorry because I don't know if you want to stay in or not and he's like
he's like yeah I guess like I I mean just do what you got to do it's like okay
lift up the gun I made the shot and I said courage I'm sorry you got to go
And then courage. Yeah, he he left holy fuck. That's crazy. I didn't put that in. Yeah
I can't believe that was a really intense
This whole challenge was intense. There were a lot of alliances to say it was fun
But like yeah, play the video. We don't care. Listen you fat bitch go watch it on YouTube and you fucking fat ugly bitch
Fuck you bitch
Watch this
Fuckin fat bitch, fuck you
And before he left, who's the jazz QC had something to say to the streamer
No, but it was A&P! It was like a trash paper!
Oh my god!
It was A&P!
Oh, look! I'm A&P!
I can't believe you're watching this!
Why don't we go?
So you don't even know nothing about this?
I don't know, nothing else. That's all y'all not going to lie.
That's all you know.
I'm not going to lie.
Marlon was pissed when he got out.
He was so pissed.
I was so fucking mad.
He was going to everybody and he kept going,
Man, is there like a way to save me?
And everybody's like,
Bro, I'm not going to lie. We're not saving you.
Because you hit yourself!
Why would you do that?
Fuck, bro.
And you know what the worst part of this chat?
It got to a point,
cause I only have one, two shots on me, two shots on me,
right?
And then certain people start getting two shots too.
So I was like cleared for tied fifth,
or like tied five and tied fifth or fourth.
So I was like, oh, I'm staying in.
As long as some other people just hit the other people,
guess who steps up?
Guess who steps up?
Fucking Ray.
Ray steps up and he wanted to shoot Payao Gaming.
Guess what he does?
He fucking shoots me.
He shoots me.
And y'all were conspiring the whole time.
Yeah, we were like trying to be with each other.
He fucking fully ruined it.
Like, bro.
And now it's like, yes, over.
So Ray, that has got me on my own, totally.
He literally, yeah.
So what the fuck?
The moment you saw Garland go down,
he turns around, he goes, yeah, it's over.
I was like, it's over.
They don't know about the guys trying to jump over
the line.
No, not that either.
I know.
Can we say that?
I don't know.
Can we?
I think we can.
We tried to busy Vanessa's system.
The ones who got out.
Oh, it was you.
Yeah, it was me.
Archie set us up. Yeah. So, so Archie basically asked Mr.
Beast if they could step out of the box so that that way, um,
we kind of self got out and it was five new people. Thank you.
By the way, you're screwed me over. Thank you very much.
Almost screwed her screwed her over. Yeah. So like we basically
like kind of killed ourselves in the challenge and then the next
up on the list would get out and you was on the list. Right.
Yeah. The problem is, is Mr.
he said no and then Arke did it anyway and he still got people to do it in which
then they brought in the lawyers and the lawyers like it was literally actual
lawyers and they were like hey if he told you no in the game then it's just
no like you can't you can't do it so that that was that was just no
James, you haven't seen this.
I'm excited about this now.
I haven't seen this.
Now, change the floor.
Oh, baby.
Bring out the Lamborghini.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
What is this?
What the fuck?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What a view.
Is about to win this Lamborghini.
No shot.
Oh, they had to tell you about it.
I don't believe it.
This next game is absolute.
All the tears to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand
their hand on this limbo and takes it up to 10 minutes will win it and literally go live in this
cube and give it away to one of your viewers. Everyone else who places their hand on and loses
the challenge will be eliminated. Okay, if you want to compete for this Lamborghini,
step inside the circle in the next two minutes.
That's good, man.
Bro, you get a 50-stream on the front under the front.
Oh, wow.
They beat me.
I'm gonna let you spit me.
48 seconds.
I'm thinking about the clips.
Get in there.
33 seconds.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell you why I hit it.
I'm just kidding.
No, Chad.
We're gonna tell you why.
Jess, you win.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, damn.
That's not good.
Let's go.
Only four people entered the circle.
Let's see who wins.
Look, people, that's such a high-pressure.
Look at me.
There's a high-pressure.
Oh, wow.
That's such a high-pressure.
The rest is on you.
It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.
There's a reason.
I don't know how much they show about the timer in this,
but the BOTES sisters used their camera to time it.
I heard about this.
And so did the other streamers, too.
I heard about this.
I didn't know that.
I think it was the French streamers.
The other thing is they also were speaking
in different languages to like time, to like show.
No shock.
So you couldn't yell over that to mess up their numbers.
So like at a certain point,
it doesn't make sense to go against them.
I didn't know that.
That's why they did it.
It doesn't make sense to go against them.
Everyone is locked in on this game.
They are focused on playing like just like the paintball game.
Chaos was about to take over.
I think it's time you guys are getting
50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 60, 80, 90, 90, 90.
But we're allowed to talk.
We are allowed to talk when we're sitting on the side.
We're all three crates to the side.
Yeah, we're close.
We're doing this for fun.
We're doing this for fun.
We're doing this for fun.
We're doing this for fun.
We're doing this for fun.
We're doing this for fun.
Time is ticking.
One is going to be going this way for getting in the next ten minutes.
Three of them are about to go home.
Oh my gosh, can't you stress me?
We're all scared.
Oh!
All right, we have our first, first attack.
What the fuck is going on?
It's so early, bro!
Is this up?
It's so early!
No way, bro.
It's like they didn't use the system.
The others who are
Because while their streamers are sabotaging you, it's almost impossible to focus
I'm not bad time
Not bad time, but they didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy
Wait, you guys are using that time
Megan and Alex who were tracking the time on their locked cameras the entire game
Oh, wow.
10 seconds before, I'm going to say,
you're going to say, where's Amin, okay?
She's got some body. She's got some body.
That is the limit.
I had 9 minutes.
I'm going over there, and I'm sabotaging.
No one's getting that.
This is going to come down to literal milliseconds.
No, I'm going to keep it.
Wait a minute. She's about to cheat? No.
This is Klokong. He is Klokong.
9.13. 9.36.
9.37.
Oh
We're getting
Oh my God!
What the?
That close!
Isn't that crazy?
It can't go up five frames later, which was closer to ten minutes.
Oh my God!
Five five frames!
Oh wow, that's insane.
Now you want me to leak some tea?
Yeah.
So everybody was trying to get the bowtie sisters to lose.
Because they were kind of doing like,
like look it was like strats that were so good that everybody was like is that
legal people were screaming yeah okay yeah people were screaming so what they
did is they at one point they were screaming so loud that Alex and Andrea
tried to grab each other's hand so she could just squeeze her hand to tell her
when to go and that allowed no the team stepped in and they were like you
can't do that so they stopped them so it was otherwise I think they actually
would have would have probably won it. Yeah I mean it was like one second if
even like point five you know I mean it was like right there yeah you know it's
so crazy. They didn't show them grabbing hands at all. You know it's so crazy little
chat that like they both do a good strap but say one of them didn't know like
this would have been that cleanest W. Yes. Like you know I don't think no one
else would have known. Yes. It's literally like it's crazy. Wow that's insane. That's actually crazy.
I don't like to say that I'm disappointed. I think I have brain damage. How is that so bad?
You should have made a friend.
Bro, I tried!
I didn't know what to cheat!
I love cheating.
Holy shit, you wanna watch the rest of the video?
You know what I mean?
I'm actually gonna put that on the video.
First gamer Rebo won, and he's about to get one of you in his life.
He's gonna have to get a fight?
That's fire.
Isn't that sick?
No, it's not.
Mr. Azul and...
And even though I just get away with Lamborghini, one of these streamers will be winning one of the best of my business.
To give away on their live stream to viewers like you.
And if you aren't already subscribed, we're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers.
I think I knew I was happy to know that I didn't fight for them tonight.
Jimmy, set the next game, it's gonna be brutal.
Alright, it's time for the next challenge.
Change the course.
You'll decide if you're gonna play a video game or a sports game.
10 people from each side will move on.
Meaning over half of you will be eliminated.
Ruby, I have some new step in this video game.
Alright, it's a lot better.
Okay, sports?
I would have 100,000 points.
Even if you don't know what it is. Yeah, I'm going you think you
Yeah, no matter what like no matter what I don't care what it is you don't you're not good
I fucking suck like literally. I would like there's no yeah, we can't hear y'all where the video is playing
So that means we get the possible
What do you want, bro?
Once fucking pause we want to talk about a video, but what do you want, huh?
Oh wait now somebody says stop all day, please
Please die like please respectfully
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you good at this?
This makes me so mad. Are you good at this? Yes, this makes me so mad. Are you cuz I saw a photo of you falling. Fuck you
I did. Oh wait soccer was your sport. Yes. Are you fucking serious?
Okay, but the goalie was speed. Oh my god the goalie was speed. Yeah
One of the greatest soccer players in the world and we're now those biggest rival
I'm not going to lie he was good as far as I can get, he was like in his heart and it was hard to get past him.
I'm going to switch off from, switch off from?
It's from the back but you know where the thing is?
Where should the people be at that distance?
Luddwig you left! Luddwig!
Oh yeah you missed it.
Luddwig stepped out?
Yeah Luddwig went to go talk to Speed and he stepped out.
I'm sure I'm fucking kidding.
like a bot oh he's a bot like an absolute bot oh my he's a bot yeah oh my god
you the only rule it's only to kill you I didn't even get to stop your go
we have our first oh wow what is wrong with you I got excited I wanted to say
hi to speed my favorite streamer that is a great thing I swear he had
Yo, that guy might be worse than mine.
Don't think so.
How do you actually respect that?
No, no, no.
No, actually, though.
Let's stop for a second.
Yours is not, no.
His is not worse than yours.
Is it not, Chad?
Be honest with you.
No, you dead ass shot yourself.
I'm sorry.
Of anybody, I just, I'm so sorry.
Fuck you, man.
So, this guy, you said this was simple fucking penalty.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, he did it!
Oh, man, he busted.
Oh, man, he did it.
Oh, man.
Bro, these should stay most of you.
I can't take it.
These should stay most of you.
Is this him? Anyone see him?
I don't know.
It's hard to get past him.
I'm not tracing our skull.
I'm stopping his skull, baby.
You're missing, bro.
You're out.
You're out of the video, bro.
Oh, wow.
That's how he was moving the entire time.
He was choking.
Oh, my God.
He was on the socket.
He loves socket.
My mind!
The door's that way.
Thank you for the invitation.
You trust crazy.
No problem.
Thank you.
Anyone want to put their fate in their own hands?
How?
What a good idea it
Jack this this is a joke since no one wants to go Yellow mano the person whose going is
Andrea Votez
This is lounge piece towards
I
Everybody thought it was gonna be free throws
Cuz free throws is like yeah, that's what everybody thought yeah
So they were like oh, it's better to take the risk of it being a free throw or like like you know like anything
You just throw in here. Yeah, rather than it being such a big change
Like even if you can't like you just throw it like regardless, you know me this busy mouth
I would have smacked this in this. Oh my god
Oh, my gosh.
Did you see what I got there?
Bro, everybody fucking sucks. Holy shit.
Oh, it's crazy.
There's a crazy one in here.
Oh my god.
I'm getting a lot of people in now.
Oh, it got rid of that.
I guess, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh
Wendy went insane bro, she did good tracks though because she knew
That he was walking backwards. So he wasn't yeah, and he shot it. Yes. That's more. That's much
That is very smart on her part, bro. It's so smart
Oh
Listen, I like this yeah, yeah, that's a whole point of a reaction. Yeah talk about it fuck them
Right, so say what you gotta say wait, so there was a certain amount of the nations
That's what we don't want to go first, huh? Yes
I didn't know I thought everyone so like you had to shoot regardless
If you like it's not everybody shoots it's if I see go out out of like six
Then everyone else is fine. Oh my god. That makes sense
So people got lucky sounds like everybody went out probably
I mean, but if all eight people that go first get in first and everybody who doesn't know you automatically
Yeah, so it's a way your options. Yeah, do you pick wait painted?
Marlin, what is this Marlin nail?
it up here. Yeah, it's okay.
What's been
Marlin, I've been watching your streams ever since the garage days. You've inspired me to change my life for the better and take care of myself.
That's why I got a tattoo just dedicated to you. I hope you like it.
He be you bro. Love you, but we'll leave a tattoo video of you. Oh, no. Did you just get fucking bathing? See? Oh, no
Take the video
What was this? What the fuck is this?
Your fucking line your fucking line, right?
Yo
Yo
Oh my god, you're a fucking king. You're a king. Oh my so you're a king
Wrong man. Yes, they grown made it with M3 tattoo. They said it's a week. Why does it look like it's edited?
Yeah, why does that that do it look a little baby?
Yo, if you watch this bro leave another one in
Become when it's done. There's no limits of the glaze
That's fire, bro
That's why
Yeah, that's a big tap
On the side that's like the most painful spot isn't it? Oh, yeah by the ribs, right? Yeah, holy friggin city, dude
Hey, that views bruh that views
Okay
Wow
And you this is what's called Marlin male. Does this happen normally? No, not really not Marlin male
They were all spending Marlon mail. Yeah, I don't really know why that was they were saying they were saying Marlon mail Marlon mail
Damn crazy do we get a sin of forehead cat? Yes? Yes, you should you should
Wait, I'm gonna be
Yeah, but you have got to read it. So it's fine. Yeah, that's what you said. You said you have
got to read it. Okay, all right. Yeah. Sorry. W mutathon chat my fault. Let's get it. Let's
get it. Every time I do that, this is going to call him. You know, I guess you heard
Yeah, get ready.
No world.
Oh, okay, okay.
Why did you not choose video games?
What the fuck are you going to do?
Why would he not?
No, no, no, no.
It's a sport.
I was ready to be athletic, you know.
Okay.
Not a soccer, though, or football.
If he misses, then you're gonna get a good one.
That's what he might make of.
Good boy.
Oh, no.
Bad kick.
Bad kick.
I'll sign.
Oh!
Oh!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
You got to do it for Nick A-30, bro.
You've got to do this shit for Nick A-30.
Wow.
This could be the last elimination.
Ray!
Oh no.
Now Ray can kick it ball though.
Ray can kick it ball though.
Move on.
Hanny?
Oh, that's bad.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
I mean, don't you mean it?
Are you sad or happy, Waco?
So sad.
Ah, yo.
Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
I hope y'all lose last round.
No!
Yo, they got some out here.
They got
You must have been so fucking happy
All right, it was so happy to see you. Wait, what do you think we ever heard this?
Do you know I've gone three tournaments in fortnight with zero kills? Oh, wow you fried
It's any game that it possibly could have been this is the this is the worst. I got a question
I was fucking lonely to the city for shit. Oh, hey, we were we were like three hours. Oh
So we took a dinner break. Oh really? Yes, but they gave us dinner
In there y'all got step out for yeah
We got dinner in a bathroom and then and they took forever to set up because so we're just waiting around for the whole time
Oh, wow, people were like literally there's a sleep in the back
I'm just saying um and if you want to know something funny
So actually we had a really big problem. I don't know if I should tell this was fine
We had a really big problem with the setups because I like it and stuff
Oh, it's because if you're sitting in the forward setups, everybody knows where you are
There's no privacy screens
Huh, so we were kind of like like a lot of people try to be like yo, can we change it?
So it's a circle so that way we can't like do it, but then they said nope
Oh, I was like that's fair. Yeah, why would they do a circle? It'll be way better. Yeah, like this like it
I'm saying whatever I think they should have done, but I get why they didn't
like they have like really good players
i know i'm seeing them yeah
in the back and like lacy and all them in the back
so they can just see everyone's breathing
oh that's fine yeah that's fine
until 12 of you are eliminated
so what was it
so what was the time this thing was acting
ah what was it like
it's a normal game like
it's just battle royale
oh god
free brawl
okay
i'm dropping out i'm dropping out
but people try to
actually all the best players teamed up
including tf
are you fucking serious
a legendary player that's one of the best
bro
we were smarter
first objective
What's it get in a plane?
Here's the other thing
They told us it was the og man. Yeah originally. I think that got changed
None of us knew up until right before there's a change and unless you actively play fortnight
You wouldn't know yeah, yeah, yeah, so we didn't know going into it that there was even planes a lot of the teams didn't
The group was formed
But some players had a different strategy
Oh, he's just camping huh? I'm scared. We're looking for y'all
I demand a man
No, we will
This might be the most important thing.
Everyone is dead focused.
Not OGLG, yeah.
Sure, people would be out by now.
I think as the zones get smaller and smaller, it's going to get intense away.
Because in Fortnite, if you get caught in the shrinking storm, you'll take damage which could eliminate you.
Causing players to make rookie mistakes.
Oh no.
Oh no, Emily.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Okay because the storm is closing in players started running into each other
The circle continues to get smaller leaving only nine eliminations to go and while some
Others are not so lucky.
Five nominations remain! It's getting crazy!
I was so close, bro. I was so close to staying in.
But they want to play.
The only thing that makes it difficult for us is to be a good player.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Even the best players to make mistakes.
Don't throw names! Don't throw names!
If you're on a team with Tipu...
Oh, it's a wrap. It's over. It's over.
It's over. Yeah, nobody else knew the game except he Jason was with them. Oh, yeah, it was
He's a fucking larper, bro. Yeah
Wait what?
Lacey went out watch it back. How watch it back
Wow, you jump. Oh my god
One more player needs to be eliminated remember
What
T-Poo stay okay. Okay. He's why did he go storm? I know he did but he only my god
For no reason for no agent. He just he accidentally flew in low-key. I'm I hate to say it though
He was on the plane for so long. He's the only one Matt knowledge. So I'm kind of like when he went out on like damn
Yeah, no you might as well. Yeah
Bro, he was in the plane. Well, he was the only thing we're just dumbasses like didn't put them
Yeah, they should have been in for sure like that was in
Can I'm gonna leak something that mr. B said that they didn't show yeah, right before this started mr.
Beast goes to Tee-foo and he goes hey man
You should not lose this challenge and Tee-foo's like no man. I'm gonna try my best and he goes
No, and he goes because I don't think literally any of these people play Fortnite except for you and maybe like a few other people
And he goes and mr. Bees to his face goes imagine having like multiple thousands of hours in a game and losing to like
That's not really bad, I'm sorry.
What the f*** is this?
I just got one to ten, how sad are you?
Oh, that's bad.
Please say goodbye.
That's really bad, I'm not going to believe that.
I'm so sure.
Damn, ladies and gentlemen.
And with that, welcome to the Top 20.
Just like that Top 20.
There we go!
I thought I would get a head attack.
It was so intense.
I'm tired of this.
Yeah!
I'm so excited again!
You guys ready for the next game?
Yeah!
Okay.
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four,
two of which will be eliminated.
Dude, I was happy that so many girls stayed in two
because I feel like so many of the girls got out super early.
Yeah.
Look he sucked so like I was keeping mad tabs on if if there were like the girly pops that were still in
I wanted to know a lot
So most main thing think like it was like a lot of the entire team is gonna be eliminated
You don't know what skills we need to have somebody that's not that's it. I'm dynamic
We gotta get our squad to split them. We need one of her team to go to your team because we are five
I'll keep some Spanish speakers at it.
All right, nice to go.
The viewers just gonna plummet up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
The gamer team, the all-arounders, baby.
Now that all five teams have been selected,
this is my favorite game of the video,
change the floor.
Uh-oh.
Oh, wait, what?
We got the podiums.
What are you doing?
Everyone, please stand on top of your boxes.
Wait, what?
You guys will be going first.
Throw up the shades.
In this next game, these shaves will appear randomly on the floor, and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.
Oh, she's got a close-up.
Tio?
And Stonys Viderl at the moment.
Okay.
Alright, they're gone.
Spin the wheel!
Oh, okay.
I found a few more.
We understand.
Yeah, I guess.
Square! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, so once they got square, they now have to go where they think this square was.
Oh!
What do you think?
We have crazy!
That's pretty hard, that's pretty hard, yeah.
Bro, be on it!
Oh, oh!
Because their team only had one streamer in the square.
Wait, wait, what's this?
No, that's crazy.
No, son, you have to be inside it?
You can't even be here.
You can't even be like, but just right there?
They were mostly on it.
Oh, that's crazy.
Wait, what?
Oh, that's insane.
No, dude, look, it's just their heels.
I thought we just had to find the square and not to say whatever.
That's actually so fucked up.
That's actually so fucked up.
Because majority of them are on it except for just their heels.
Oh wow, that's wild.
Look how much of a shoe it's over half a shoe.
Oh no, no, no, yeah, yeah.
So because their team only had one streamer in the square,
they get one point.
Oh, yes, you do that.
OK, make sense, make sense, OK, make sense.
Are eliminated.
Are you four ready?
Yes.
Reveal the pattern the number to beat is one just hard to be
You gotta be really this is the hardest
They might be outside of you
You want me to reveal it? Yeah, reveal it. They might be good. Oh, wow. Oh,
he's out. He's out. Watch him. Watch him. Watch him. Watch him.
Ah, dang. Okay. That's good. That's valid. That's valid. That was perfect
formation, though. You can't get that wrong. That's that's all. You didn't get
more than that. Shut your mouth. Jason, two teams are going home.
It's okay. Let's just let's just hope for the best
I have brain rot memory I would
Yes, bro, and I'd be so you know what I would do I'd be loud and wrong. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean that whole team
Is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes
Dollars on the line your competitors
Move your feet back this way!
How do you feel?
You gonna feel good?
Are you all better or good?
Okay! Help me out of the way!
Oh, they might be in him.
Oh my god.
Oh, too bad.
Dang!
Oh, wow.
They just hit the hard game.
Reveal the shapes!
That's pretty hard.
He got squares of them.
Yes
Oh, if you're not in it's household. Absolutely. Do you want me to reveal it? Yes. Yeah, we got to be tired of all that
shoes
Okay
Ground I guess it's the most amount of space yeah
The star would be really hard because if you're even off by a little bit. Yeah
But also it's like it's super hard. I feel like you remember where the placement is specifically. Yeah
So I like how they gave him a shirtless a sleeveless. I know I know he's the only one no
You know why by the way, I talked to me for a minute there and he was like, you know like I
Like, even in wintertime, normal day at home outside, he cannot wear sleeves.
He just doesn't wear them?
No, he can't.
Like, it's like, it's like, it's like, he feels disgusting.
Like, it's weird.
I was like, wait, what?
I don't know if he was trolling, but he was being dead serious.
Like, dead serious.
I mean...
Is that like a thing or some shit?
It...
Tyler always wears sleeveless.
Yeah, apparently.
They said it's too...
Tyler is serious.
It might be too...
It might be too...
It might be too...
Okay.
Reveal the shame
Rage! Rage!
They're locked in
What is our shame?
Trial!
Okay, alright, I think this is good for us
How confident are you that you're in it?
I'm not confident, this is my fault
I thought all of them were confident
We're trusting in you, winning
I asked you this, but they don't like to try to win
No!
What do you need to be confident about this one?
For them
So sweet when I almost got on the beginning they go sinna they said you are part of the French streamers. Don't worry
We got you. You know it's crazy. Also like moving in this that there was some Spanish streamers some French streamers and like
It was so easy for them to make in lines.
I thought about it the whole time because that's natural for them.
Obviously, it means it's like, I don't know.
I didn't know the French streamers and the Spanish streamers,
they always joke each other.
I didn't know that.
And then Rubius, it was actually really sweet,
because I kept trolling quackity.
So I was talking about Rubius and a bunch of Spanish streamers.
And then at one point, I felt bad.
So I went and said thank you to them for saving me in the first game.
And when I did, Rubius was talking to one of the French streamers
And he goes, listen.
And he goes, today we are in alliance with Sina.
And I go, thank you guys.
That's very nice.
I was so excited.
I was like, thank you, thank you.
I didn't even have such a rival.
That's a good alliance to have, though.
They're so sweet.
I loved all of them.
They're so sweet.
We're tie breakers.
Swiss the lights back.
The game continues.
We're on the heels of floor.
We're back.
Start, start, start, start.
We're here.
That's like, let's definite.
Oh, they're taking longer.
Okay, there are real pilots that you've been sort of piloting.
Oh, really? Yes.
Hey, W1!
I don't know why it worked right there. Oh my god.
Circle, circle, circle, circle. Here's right here.
Are you sure this is the circle? I am in the middle! I am in the middle! I am in the middle!
Oh
Cuz some of these games
Bullshit
I just need one
Maybe one point
That feels long
I know!
I haven't even revealed it!
Reveal it! Reveal it!
Subba Subba Subba!
Oh my god!
Chris is out of the star!
You are in!
Are you gonna keep it?
Yeah!
They're gone!
Dang!
Okay!
There's only one team you need to get out, right?
Yeah!
Oh yeah, one team!
Damn!
and you kind of did too, but in a way.
By the way, I made it after dinner.
I literally made it to the thing right before dinner.
All right, I saw it.
Don't say me if you don't.
I went out early.
I was there out of the afternoon.
Now I will say this, if I wasn't going to win,
then that was the best time to get out.
I took a fucking flight.
I was out of there on the same night.
Out of there, okay?
That was the thing.
I truly believe that.
Did you go home the same night?
Yeah.
Really?
Literally the same night, yeah.
You flew back to LA?
the next morning, like really early though, really early, but the only thing was in between
listen, the only thing in between challenges, it was such a long time, even the first challenge,
we was in there for more like two hours probably, like even the first paintball challenge,
I was in there for a long time, like every challenge in between, I know the rest of them
was probably like three, four hours, right, when they set up, yeah, like it was a long time,
it was a long, it was a long time away, like there's a lot of downtime in between the
the videos. So all I did was I went around and I would just walk to different people and
I would go, hi, my name is Sina, where are you from? And then I would just ask some questions.
But I also, I kept going to Quackity a lot because he always says I call people my favorite
creator because I say that a lot. So I kept going up to everybody that he was talking
to and I would, in front of him, instead of saying it was him, I would go, wow,
they're my favorite creator. And Quackity gets so mad at me, Sina, shut the fuck
I
You go like
Loki almost
He didn't step outside
Yeah, that was close boy. Oh my god, that was close. That's close. Why you hey, thank you for the five
I appreciate it. That'd be fun. I'm fucking close. Why?
You think that's funny? You go like we wrote a clip bro and we're kind sister
You're gonna die.
Total loss left. The beds are gone.
Let's see how today ends, you know.
Good morning, everybody!
Oh, my God!
You guys want to get more people out or just hang out?
Hang out.
Hang out? Okay, that's fine.
We can just play.
Jimmy!
Oh!
You guys are cheers. You have lives?
You have to get back to it?
Yes, please.
I need to check my phone.
Alright, change the floor.
What is this?
This one's like a circle!
I'm a Lamborghini.
No?
Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch, Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Matt, bring it on out!
What is this?
What?
Dodgeball.
Dodgeball.
Chandler's going to throw it on the pole.
I should hit all the viewers.
Matt, Chandler blindfolded.
Matt, that's easy.
Oh, that's easy.
And there's one more missing piece.
What?
What else?
What else?
On the skates?
Oh.
On the skates?
Yeah!
The game is calling you!
It's calling you!
You've got to put your bag in your bag, you've got to be the caller, you know what I mean?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Yo, that's insane!
We got designer shoes!
Someone said I broke the porta-potty, can I admit something?
You didn't take a shit.
No, I didn't take a shit in the porta-potty.
But when I got out, me and Emmy both had to go to the bathroom really bad.
When we walked out, I said, Rokey, Emmy, thank God,
because I really had to go number two.
And I said, there was a strong possibility
I was going to have to do the port potty
and I didn't want to do that.
And then Emmy goes, oh my God,
she was, I had to go to the bathroom too.
And then, well, I was like, great,
I get out and the first thing I do is I go,
I said, sir, I've been holding this in all day.
Can I please go to the bathroom?
And he walked me to the bathroom.
Yeah, he's reading the thing about that.
You had to shit in the thing.
Yes, but if somebody took a shit in the port body,
Everybody
I'm ready first
Because then you can't move I'd rather be on my feet. They're wearing bells everywhere. I would rather just like when you see him fucking
I got it.
This is crazy.
It was so loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
Nobody's moving, huh?
He's moving right next to him.
You guys can tell on each other, bro.
Tell me where they are.
He's dolled it, Chandler.
Tell me where they are.
I feel like there's such a bad smell.
I don't know why.
No one's moving, I'm...
Oh, shit!
Bro, I heard the chicken!
I mean, if you start going...
Is anyone in this corner?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
I swear I heard somebody.
Oh my god.
I would've moved.
I would've just been up in the rain, I'm not gonna lie.
There's people in this corridor
Oh, wow!
Oh, look at the glades!
Oh, my God!
There's a lot of people in that corridor.
Well, the people laying right next to him is Loki's more straggler.
Oh, and he's in the car.
Oh, he's baiting him.
Oh, that's awesome!
Oh, wow!
I'm so sorry that's two of the four elimination
hold them out and she specifically said she didn't want to go out like that
Oh
And it's cuz it's cuz they were baiting behind them wasn't it?
Oh my god
I don't even look down, he's going like this.
Yo, don't win the experience.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Next person to get hit is the last one out.
Chandler, it's on you.
I'm worried about our only hope.
That's my girly pop.
Did I just hear somebody right here?
Oh, no.
I'm going to hit you.
You right here.
He's got a chase he's on the hot he's on the hot
You're right there
I mean, he's the only one making this entertaining, dude.
I mean, he's got it.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
No.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
but that's not bad stress though like you it's the game holy fuck is a demon I'm
not gonna lie that's a good good strategy not that's that's great strategy
I know you can call it dirty playing if you want but that's good strategy oh my
god that's it that's demon strategies right there bro oh wow wow wow wow wow wow
Oh my god
That's fair play fair play bro, bro. I'd be mad to
He's riding like
And we're kind of small enough where if he gets behind him like what's he gonna do? Wow, you know I mean
I don't know what's happening.
You're crazy.
No, I'm crazy.
I'll gain fears where I go to eliminate our blessings.
Why don't you guys take a check the comments?
I think people are hating on it.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh.
I see.
Yeah, don't even blame the weathermines guy.
Dang.
See, I will say, I get why people are mad for that too.
I don't know why people are mad for that too.
I don't know why people are mad for that too.
I don't know why people are mad for that too.
I get why people are mad for that, too, from other communities.
Well, I get it.
I get it.
Because it is dirty playing.
And some people are like, I personally, I wouldn't do that.
But also, that's the game.
Yeah, and it's like inside.
Like, you wouldn't complain to certain people
if you played a game, you played a game.
Yeah.
That's just what it is.
And chat.
I'll tell you, like, it's certain things,
like, for example, like the placement in the paintball thing,
or like the Fortnite thing with the screens
where we were at a disadvantage.
When we complained about it, they were like, it's a game.
And that's kind of like when you're in the content creation space
I feel like you see it a little differently. Yeah, we're like, you know that not everything can be fair sometimes
And it's just like and all this down is for that whole fucking dog. Why do you would have been so boring?
Yeah, I'll be real. I mean, it's a beast like I mean also
It's the same thing with like even the
Like the inside thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there were certain things on inside
I like we could have done it a certain way and things were kind of like
I felt like it was stacked against us no matter what to lose money, but at the same time
That's the game like they can't have it where everybody's saving cuz if I but I get why people are I get it?
I get both sides. I get it. They'll be fence-sitting. Yeah
Let's see if you can break the street only is leaving five hours, but I'm okay because it's one minute
So it's okay if I get the money. I will obviously give it to my community
I think that's a reasonable just like a paid take I
I think it's a reasonable take.
Oh, hell no, I didn't pay none.
Yeah, bro.
Fuck no, fucking with.
That's what I mean.
Like, that's such a reasonable ass take.
Like, yeah, I definitely think it was,
I think you can say it was a dirty play,
but at the same time, some people are like,
when it comes to content, people are gonna think like,
okay, but it's content.
It just depends on like,
what perspective you're coming at it from.
Like, it's definitely a dirty play,
but that's like, I don't know.
I feel like that's what Mr. Beast and them wanted,
I feel like.
Oh, but thousands of people won that.
Yeah, I feel like they won it.
You know what I'm trying to say, he was happy as shit, yeah.
Yeah, they wanted people to get like crazy.
Yeah.
In my community's college solutions,
I'm just gonna share the wealth, we'll share the love.
When we get to the top, we're gonna go to the top,
we're gonna go to the top, we're gonna go to the top,
we're gonna go to the top, we're gonna go to the top.
If you ever have a book on it, I mean, if they did,
that's all I'm gonna say.
It's time to announce that Beasel's just
collaborated with the Super Mario Galaxy Movie
to release three brand new products.
These are literally Yoshi's eggs, so Yoshi lay this Yoshi lay that and
What the fuck with my shit I fucking missed everything did not they asked me to go into your room and try them
They were actually pretty yummy. I actually they were made with such good peanut butter
Really?
That I actually liked them a little bit less.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, but they're pretty good.
These don't even look good.
Wait, no, they're-
I just don't want to hear it from you, bro.
You eat peanut butter and tuna.
The most delicious, 7-Eleven, five-blown walnuts
where you can buy these products.
Go give them a try.
It tastes amazing.
One, two, three, four.
Tasteable.
Thank you.
It's a bee in the tongue of eight of all these few trailers.
It's not a bee.
It's either us at ballot.
We're picking us at the time.
Why are you keeping one for me?
No, because you're bad energy, bro.
You're bad energy.
We just don't like you.
Because your reputation, like, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I'm one of the most hated person, bro.
You're there.
If I have a chance, I'm getting him out.
Why?
Can you tell you're OK?
Infernating streamers over here.
Change the floor.
Oh, my god.
We'll play hopscotch.
Stand on one of these dots.
The order doesn't matter.
Just stand on one.
I'm going to let you pick the next game.
Cut the lights.
I'm kind of nervous.
OK, you can open your eyes.
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all will decide what this game is.
What?
Since you all are creators yourselves,
Shopify would be give you guys all the toys and games you...
I wonder how long this took to set up.
I'm about to say it.
I know that she took forever.
I'll be sick, boy.
You know that she took hours.
Need to create your own 1v1 challenge.
But no matter what, four people must be eliminated.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, which games will you choose?
Basketball, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Being followed are these.
I don't play sports.
You've got plenty of choices
because Shopify hooked you guys up
with tons of different items.
Isn't that cool?
I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify
for powering entrepreneurs to grow their business.
A huge reason I'm even able to sell these tools
is because of Shopify.
They got Sari, Twister.
Twister would be cinema.
They're about to land on a game
and you're about to land on your dream business.
Shopify has all the tools you need
to turn your dream into reality.
Go to Shopify.com.com.se.
To turn that idea,
you've always had it into a real business.
That was my first time meeting Ski in person. He's nice. He is so awesome. He's really nice
I actually would love to do like
And you know, it's crazy is I mean I didn't say this to him in person because I don't want to seem like
I've listened to Ski's music for a long time. Yeah, I love his music. Can I keep it a buck though? Yeah
So the day before we even get went into the challenge. I went to the gym like super late
It's like 1 a.m. And for some reason he was in there. So we just start chopping it up
only us two and then I'm going to bed after I'm like what like what the fuck is he doing oh you
didn't even know he's gonna be in the video no but like why why he's not a streamer is he yeah but
it's just he's just cool I was like what he does he does I don't mean no disrespect I'm just saying
like he's streamed before I was like what the fuck like he came in my channel when I was playing a
scary game to ask me if I liked it because he was gonna download it he'd get us ski is
Skis are cool. He's hella cool. Hello. I would love to do a stream with him or some shit. He is cool as fuck and
Oh speaking of the gym, you know, it's funny. I went to the gym the night before too. Yeah in the hotel
I think we're we thought yeah
First of all that hotel was nice spot super nice little apartment. Yeah
Um, I go to the gym and you can see it on Ray and Rekha's snapchat. Yeah, I go on the gym
I'm actually working out Ray and Rekhae's asses get McDonald's and Ray walks by
He takes a photo of me while I'm in the gym. I didn't even like no, okay?
And he apparently posted it saying that I was fake working out while they're fat asses were walking by with McDonald's
And then my phone is blowing up
It's like fuck
Yeah, and I'm like what's going on? Like why is my phone blowing up?
I looked down and like people were posting being like, oh, it's in a lamown
You're in the gym
And I'm like bitch, I'm literally in the gym
Nah, I'm not glad it wasn't people in the gym that night, it was, it was
I went.
I did go.
Okay, all right, yeah.
I did go.
You don't believe me.
No, sure.
I went to the gym today.
Did you go to the gym today?
No, I mean, honest about it.
I'm not lying.
I went to the gym in the hotel.
I went to the gym today.
I went to the gym yesterday.
I went to the gym the day before.
And I actually did the day before.
I'm sure you did.
I did.
Okay.
Maybe start posting about it more than you post
when you're in the gym.
No, because every time I post about it,
sketch always replies underneath the story
and goes, wow, the one time you go.
And it doesn't matter what day.
I could post three days in a row
and he always responds that, every time.
Even though I last, the last time I saw Sketch in the gym,
his fat ass was floating around in the pool
down to the same gym.
I'm walking to the sauna and I see his fat ass in the pool
and he's floating there like some,
one of the slow ass turtles.
He was doing that shit.
And then I literally wait for him to get out
and I go, Sketch, are you fucking serious?
He's gonna call me fat forever.
There he is.
Wait, y'all look close by?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Sketch, Sketch, I mean he's not far from me.
Actually, I love doing tricks of sketching awesome. I'm so happy. Yeah. Yeah. Are you doing? Yeah, dude doing through the sketch is so fun
Yeah, Bonnie call. Oh
Nice and the response your own fucking roommate, huh? Bonnie. I'm right. I need your help. Okay. I need this
Okay. Okay. Okay. Lock in
What is that stupid made-up word that all SCS always uses whenever they're trying to say some bullshit. Oh ballish
Nice, thank you.
Well, you want to know what ballash is?
I mean, there's a lot of different words for ballash.
It's ballash, but OK, yeah.
OK, well, I mean, so suddenly now you know what it is.
No, it's for us.
OK, OK.
Also, I'm sorry to tell you, but Marlon
did make an arky joke today.
He would like to apologize.
Marlon?
I apologize.
I did.
He's also really ugly, so I'm really sorry.
What did you say?
He sounded like that.
Sound like sword word wait wait is that yeah, I key I key shut up. I know you're coming right now
What the fuck's in a hood fuck you
Okay, so you okay, so you chose me because you thought I would know the word ballish
Yeah, because you're just sitting around and you're bragging about it.
Wait, what was the joke?
I don't know. I don't want to.
Anyway, it's okay. I forgive you, I think, until I see the clip.
Oh, you're talking about Marlon.
No, I, so...
Oh, she said she doesn't forgive you.
I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing, bro.
No, I...
When I see the clip, I'll make up my mind.
You want me to tell you what the clip is?
It was something along the lines of, like, he asked who I lived with.
I said Bonnie and Amy, and then he goes,
that's what he said. Oh, that's
Archie's girl, right? That's
what he said. Yeah, yeah, that's
right. Yeah, that's right.
He said, hey, he said, oh, yeah,
that's right. That's right. He
felt like that man. You see what
I do? I just said people know
what I'm saying. Yeah, that's
right. Yeah, that's right.
Come to 304 where people love people and we love people and we love love.
They're stirring really fast.
I got you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, here, here.
Where's the, where's the?
I just, I need to see what they're doing.
Why did he say, yeah, that's right.
Does anyone know about obtuse?
Yo, it's good man. How you doing, bro?
What's good, Yugi?
Yeah, I'm chilling, bro.
Like...
Oh, the title is Bro vs. Sis.
You know about it, my god.
Okay.
Wow, they're really bad miners.
They fucking worse than me.
She's beating your ass, by the way.
She's beating your ass.
Oh, worse than you?
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, that's way worse than you.
That's hard to beat.
Oh, I've got bad news for you.
Double fries.
Oh, there you see.
Triple fries.
Really?
Let's do fries like this.
That one went like this, right?
That one went like this.
That one went like this.
That one went like this.
I can understand, OK?
Be quiet.
Play the fucking video.
Oh my god!
No!
You kicked my computer!
No!
You kicked my computer!
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh my god!
I can't, no, okay, don't kick that!
Don't kick that!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
I almost closed the fucking screen!
What is that?
What is that?
I just, um...
And welcome to Life's Fun!
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
You...
Okay, yeah, you're a terrible. I am indeed. Yeah, he's got lean into it, bro. You know what I mean?
You're fried. I think that I think that food fried me, bro. I literally think that food
Fucking fried me any good way though. Have you ever been fried you smoke?
Yeah, I used to like a lot. I used to know really some tabs
That's the pin right? Oh, was that was that?
Well, there's dad pens. I used to do that the the like bong rib thing
Oh, what the fuck and then you take the resin and you burn it on the thing and smoke it
Oh, holy shit. I do that. I don't stone it. Yeah, but I can't I can't smoke anymore
Does it make you anxious or do you feel like?
I feel like it's not.
Really?
No, no, no.
It's not fun.
It makes me too anxious.
So like, especially once I started streaming, you know, my thought process was like, too
many people watch me all the time.
So it makes me like really aware of like.
That they watch that so many people watch you.
Yeah.
Like I don't know.
It makes me anxious.
So I can't do it.
I don't know.
Oh, what is it like?
It's a game.
Gather around me.
Rubius, who are you going against?
All right, I just want to say by the way you are so easy to joke. I actually feel like an asshole. My fault. I'm so sorry
No, I know but I didn't
You know what's gonna laugh with it, bro, okay
You gotta take a joke. No, I don't feel like an asshole. I'm a log in. Oh, not an asshole
They just make it they make it so easy. You're right
Maybe I had a lot of time to do much bro because I didn't be seeing some crazy shit
I know, I know
Look, all the way through them
First of all, yeah, first of all, what do you guys want to do?
Well, we want to decide on every side of this one point
Channel calls for my channel's decision to file.
She wants to do the same thing as them, but she'll play tomorrow.
Man's scared, don't connect the line.
Let's start the game! They have to decide it!
Jason, you're a party of one people.
One of them is about to be eliminated.
Let's see who it is.
You've never played this game before?
The way you win is to get four in a row.
It's literally that simple.
Yeah, thanks, Jamie. We fucking know.
She loses this game. She's out after all this time.
And it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle your heart whoa? I know
Then he's got I'm not on the man and my mind goes things sometimes apologies in advance
But he just said that in a way where it just like it sounded low like my mind being the gutter right now
How did you in any way? No, okay?
My fault. My fault. My fault.
You thought that Mr. Beast was being inappropriate.
No, no, no. I didn't think it was.
Yo, you actually might have Red Rock.
You don't slide that little thing, blue thing.
He could have said it a little bit.
Y'all heard it too chat, right?
I know y'all heard it too tomorrow.
All right, boys.
Boys.
Girls.
Okay.
For sure.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Played the video.
Yo, you're a fraud.
so much right connect four she almost had it but he blocked her oh oh my god oh my
all the way to North Carolina.
I like two minutes into the video, you're already gone.
30 minutes into our shooting, by the way.
It was real quick.
It was real quick.
It was real quick.
Hey, Rick.
Marty, I am so sorry.
You're gonna make me cry.
It's OK.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh!
Love you, Marty.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, hi, buddy.
And we'll see you at seven o'clock.
Let's do the last one again.
The first one to make a shot from this side
and that goal will move on.
Good luck.
You're welcome.
Wraith! Come on!
You're shot, bro.
Are you clutched?
Are you a cutie for this?
Have you ever played basketball before?
Oh, man.
I'm kidding.
That's what I'm saying.
That was close.
Hold on, wait.
Can you get out of here?
Wait, what?
Oh!
So do you have the pervs to say that?
Yes, I do.
So you, so you, okay.
You are 30%! You are 30%!
I can slide. I can slide.
I can slide.
And now, can you do that?
With that right there?
Yes.
Oh my God, what the fuck, yes.
1,000%.
No doubt in my mind.
First hand is bang.
Orah, orah.
Sit up.
That's turned to a different strategy. Oh, you want my good luck? Oh
If this works, no, do I wash this head?
Now he's doing it, okay
Oh!
Yay!
Yay!
Get up now, please!
I'm not gonna get your hand from no one!
Wow.
Good try, though.
Wow.
Thank you, Nimi. For that experience.
Thanks for coming up.
Next up, Rubius vs. E. Pi.
One-handed shots only.
What'd he do? Shots too?
One-handed shots?
It is not easy to make a basket from this far away
That's what you fucking hours are
No he did not hit that
Oh my god!
No fucking way!
That was first class!
Are you aura farming over there?
What the fuck?
The fuck? He's gotta be black
Ah, well, but in there's only one
He did it!
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Leave a like on this video and leave a comment on the best Spanish-speaking community.
Love you Spanish!
And it's time for the most intense game.
Is it an even match up?
Do you think you're going to squash them?
Yes.
Honestly.
One on one basketball.
First to score 7 points wins.
I don't know who's thinking.
Jay, come on, bro.
Step the fuck up right now.
Sorry why the fuck is there a guy named stable Ronaldo best friend my chat
Bro, you don't have case those baby mama my chat to you like what are you all doing?
Oh, that's fire. That's fire. That's fire. I got cases baby mama in my chat, bro
I got case those left toe that's in my chat. You got coochie munchies. You got dick watch
Stable Ronaldo's a little pussy. Okay, and that's where we draw. I'm drawing. I'm so sorry
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh my god.
2-0, Leracat.
1-2-1.
2-1.
OK, OK.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
That was a challenge.
The rules didn't say there was that amount.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
What's our thought?
It really is your time for Jason.
He's gotta start scoring.
Oh!
Oh, him too, man!
Four times!
Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring.
Which meant fouling Jason every time.
But for every shot Jason made, Rekai had an answer.
What if it's not?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
They both wanted to win so badly that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
This is a good post-art game.
This is a pissing me off. No one know I.
Why?
Because I genuinely believe I would have won this entire fucking game.
Okay, we can talk about what ifs all day, but you were out at first two minutes.
Why would we talk about what ifs?
Hey, you want to run it back with some basketball, you go ahead and run a million dollars streamer thing.
And you just get her to yourself the way,
because otherwise, I don't want to hear it.
Now, you can piss me off even more watching this shit, bro.
Son, like, you're out to the outskirts.
Fuck, you do it with a bro daughter, bro.
I hate that.
Did you just say dude and daughter?
Yeah, like, you just wish from son to daughter,
like, son, like daughter.
So you're changing from son to daughter.
Yeah, I'm changing game, bro.
Nijo.
Dude, I love whatever you say some dumb shit.
And I see them, they didn't even put these.
Of course!
Oh, I love what you've been saying.
Don't you think they be doing that, bro?
I should have said it so fucking funny.
Oh my god.
High scores, sit, no.
What do you call this?
Take three.
If your high scores one more point, we'll move on.
And Jason will be eliminated.
Time to talk.
Stain shot, retongue, Jason.
What the fuck do you want?
Let's go.
I don't even know what that means and now this time
That we're not playing right now. We're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes out
Oh, I'm stream on the mr. B's channel. What this is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world
Oh, my god, why not live stream?
That's right in the chat. Oh, let's look at play the advantages and have a huge impact on who wins the million dollars
And during this live stream a random viewer in chat will win
$1,000 every single minute
I'll see you there
Right now because we you're gonna be doing now a base collab bitch. I will be in chat room with a thousand dollars
Have fun. We'll learn about animals. I'll be in the chat
Maya what are we doing?
Sorry, you were tomorrow will win over one and a half million dollars. You can literally buy a house just by watching
Damn
Damn, let me bed man. Yo, they I mean obviously I was in it for two minutes. He was in a rockbox, but
They did cut out a lot of shit. They did a lot like a lot a lot
There was so much like like I said the fact that me encourages 1v1 wasn't even in there
kind of crazy. That is crazy. That was a huge part. If you were there, chat, it was so tense in the room.
Like everybody was like waiting there and we were like, oh, one of them is going home. Yeah.
And we're sort of like sweet talk. Wait, they didn't even show when it even got down to me in
courage. No, not like people shot. Even though there was a tie. No, like nothing. Any of it.
Yeah, courage. I like zero speed up. Courage. Actually, I'm not joking. It was me and him.
The fact that he missed that shot was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, you see them. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, that was nice.
Damn, for today I thought it was going to be a shoulder ass stream bro, it's 10.
It's a long stream.
How long have we been live?
I was in 10 already bro.
We started at 30, it's been like what, 7 hours?
Yeah, it's 6.
Bro, I'm sorry, okay.
It's late.
It's fucking late, my brain is fogging.
Do you normally not stream as late?
Not really.
How long do you normally stream for?
It's in ours
Is you tired what's your normal stream time like five six
Okay, would you want to go to seven hours at least because I need a long stream
You got 30 minutes.
Oh my God, you actually turn your brain off.
Yo, you're a boss.
Hey.
Do you need like your beauty rest?
You're cute, you're cute, you're cute, you're cute.
Bro, Cinnabon's, hey Cinnabon's.
You might actually have autism.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, I'm not going to lie. When I don't sleep, I just get like foggy.
Then you literally weren't able to sleep all day yesterday?
Not really.
Do not say that. Because I fucking called you about this collab and you didn't fucking answer.
No, I was asleep. I was asleep. You're right.
No, no, no. Cause I called you at like 9.
I was asleep.
I'm not going to wake up
5 9 to 10 so you slept 14 hours as far as the now you're telling me you don't have four hours of sleep
Yeah, no, because you know he does chat. He takes me this morning after not answering me yesterday
He says me at 11 30 and he goes
You're a sinner. You still good for today
So what the fuck do you mean?
I just wonder just wondering you know means one or still good for today
Damn, and now I'm glad we didn't go out because you would have been literally like on 6th Street right now
So, 6th Street is a bunch of bars.
Like, what if, like, 6th Street is exactly like, uh, the one in Asheville?
Like, uh, what's it called again?
It's kind of similar.
It's just like, that's a street of bars.
And you've been able to film in the bars?
Yeah, you can.
Uh, it's, now it depends, like, some of them, they say no.
Sometimes we've gone in with cameras and they welcome us in.
Other times, they, like, just want phones, but, like, it's low-key.
It's fun.
Really?
It's fun.
We went out for Emily's birthday, uh, extra Emily.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh she does yeah, how many people living Texas, but she's not here. I she's in South Africa right now with that right
Ray Ray Asian boy, okay ray. Oh, I was like, what the fuck?
No, that'd be a crazy cloud ray
Ray Asian boy. Yeah, but in South Africa of all places. No, but they it's a harm back rigs. They're filming something
Oh, but it's pretty it's pretty sick. They're they're over there. Yeah. Do you like a layer?
Do you like other places better? Well, I never liked a lay really ever why because of the people
I think but I place itself is going on me because I've lived enough a while like the people bro
Like I just can't stand like the people are like bad people not bad. It's not there's no realness
I feel like I don't know if that makes sense
Like it's just bunch of like faith. I'm not talking about people I hang this
I'm just talking about like people in general the energy is a little weird little dark. I think I
See I never got that vibe, but I think maybe I'm naive
Yeah, so maybe that's why but I also feel like whenever I'm out there. I only hang out with people that exactly
Yeah, you know, I mean so like so would you ever do out there?
No, I think maybe if like I had to for my job
But like the thing is is like I don't know if I would want to live out there because every time I'm out there
It feels busy and like I like to come back home after working really hard feel like it's like home. Yeah, it's me
I'm like my friends here. I'm like, you know what I mean?
My life is here and it's nice. And then I can I just if I need to take a flight to LA then I do that
How often in the lead?
Last year bro was like every two weeks. Yeah, this first quarter of this year hasn't been that much
But I once summer hits it's like
I like like when I visit, you know, I mean, but I feel like okay
You say all that there's a fake people there, but I feel like I haven't
experienced it because every time I'm around people when I go to LA it's like
you guys like I'm around you guys yeah like I go on people that I know I'm
around back ray watch like me and watch I've been like my best friends for years
you know and it's like those are the only people I see and then after that I
just go home understandable that's how I feel to know are you like do you go to
like parties and I just I just feel like I'm a big energy guy like I feel
energy like I don't know how to explain that like you know I can step into a
place and just feel as if it's like bad engine that's how I feel so like energy
always I mean LA's always felt like that I'm also from Sweden and it's like so much
more grounded and quote-unquote normal yeah and I let everybody wants to be a
streamer, content creator or or a fucking actor, actress like you know I'm
saying it's very very different back home it's like people work blue collar
jobs in offices you know I mean so it's like it's a different vibe
Exactly a different place. Yeah. Oh, I feel the same way cuz I mean I worked a normal job
Yeah, like I know like I can tell when people want something for me
And when they're talking to me like a human and I will say my one piece is like I will talk to Emma Japper
So I'll talk to anybody right like I don't care who you are
But I hate when people come up to me and they instantly go like yo, da da da, love yourself
By the way, I want to give you straight to her. Yeah, I'm like I'm not a fucking billboard
I hate that you can throw some clothes on me and like sell some shit
Like I'm a human being I just want to talk to you and learn about your wife and like
You don't need to talk to me like I'm gonna get ad-reed because I feel like that makes it feel like
Less personal or metaglass of stuff that happens a lot in that way doesn't my god
That's bad. Metaglass is scare me a lot. What's the worst thing that that's someone like actually now
I was in starboard shoot or anything like that but like a
you know like a person that came up to you and tried like you know not to be
clothes but like something like that take a picture with you but said it weird
like anything like memorable no I have a lot of people that come to me and they
say wow you're actually not that and that kind of hurts my feelings
cuz I'm like cuz I'm like I mean I guess that thank you but like that's
like a weird thing to say yeah I'm like to a woman too it's so weird that's
That's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.
The other ones I have are guys that are weird.
At Dreamcon, this was on stream, but I don't think they heard it because the camera was
a little bit away.
There was a guy who was impromptu to meet the group, he was crazy.
This guy came up in the line and he was talking and I thought it was normal, and
I was like, okay, this is a good interaction.
Then I got up from the table to sign something of his, and he was like, oh, watch this.
and they leaned down towards the table.
And I was like, is there something on the table?
Like what happened?
And he's like, oh no, I was sniffing where you sat.
I'm like, look at me dead in my face.
And like I was super uncomfortable.
And he looked at me like I was wrong for being uncomfortable.
Like I was like, what?
And then he was like, all right, like, okay, whatever.
Like how am I, and then left.
And I was like, bro, that is so fucking weird.
Like, what am I supposed to say?
But you know what's so crazy?
You know what's so crazy?
Like I've had, I'm not,
I've had a couple of weirdest interactions,
Like weird girls not like guys and girls. I'm not gonna lie, but the thing is again
I'm not sure I'm not fucking victim like that, but like super simple
Okay, so what somebody sniffing your seat right that actually like where this fuck like you like vote. It's like weird
I'm getting uncomfortable. Yes. If someone does that shit to me
Like I'll just laugh it off cuz like I'm quote unquote a guy and like it's like I don't explain like one time
I'm so this is so before three people came up to me not kidding that I laugh about it now
But it's just weird as fucks magic as a woman's imagine, bro
Uh-huh
Because he won't bow when he comes up take a picture and you know sometimes they don't really want to put their hands
You know I'm saying so this motherfucker put like grab my grasp on my left cheek
He's not grabbing it. He's like holding like down about my cheek. I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
I'm like, I'm turn around like yo, what the fuck you doing like right like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yo
Fuck you don't like chill. He's like laughing it off. I don't know. I bet takes picture normally next one comes
I'm like, you're a bro. What like you trolling. Are you a troll next one comes in same shit?
That's my ass. I like yo, bro. What the fuck are you doing?
It doesn't matter that you're dying
I'm standing somewhere. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, come on, but I'm not even funny. I come over like this. I'm just
Like that was up. Yeah. No, I bet and it's like you want to do pictures. I yeah my bad
It's like we're showing that I bet dirt on comes in swim. I'm like, you just seem just like bet Santa more like I dance
I was so fucking mad. I bought a chair. I'd seen it in my life. I got a bitch
Okay, no, no, but the thing is
You should feel like a bitch, but secondly it's weird as fuck. But also you should
Is that not weird?
Yeah, but then but then but then like obviously I don't game
Okay, you know me shout I laugh it off
That's crazy
Yeah
Yes, I meant I was a girl a man that was a girl screaming I would have been fucking
Training on Twitter, bro. Like these fucking guys like that. Like I go for private fucking crying
That's weird. Yeah, I never even heard about it was an on-screen off-screen this off-screen. I think oh
So, I mean thank God it was an awesome because that'd be fucking oh, yeah, yeah, holy shit
Yeah, you know, you know, it's crazy is like when I think like fans brother. I have weird interactions with
There's sometimes like all people come up to me and they say things like that or
I've had people sometimes when they come up to me and now they'll literally try to like joke with me
Like I do like my friends and they'll be like all like you're such a bitch, and I'm like
Like I'm like I don't know you
Yeah, but it's like in what sense is I do it like oh you're such a bitch like yes
And it's like it's like on some ship or like they try to do that
I'm gonna be like oh shut up bad ass whatever to me, and I'm like well
I don't know you so like that's fake way
Yeah, you can do that one thing when it's like yes because I think about it
Someone knows who's different and even and even when people say like oh, but it's different because the person no
I know because when you're in school you got jokes with your close friends and then if somebody came up that you didn't know
Oh, it's all site. Yeah, and said some crazy
Your friends say you'd be like
That that is not lines that only exist in streaming it exists everywhere in normal life
Yeah, people were just fucking weird right and like it happens and I'd be like bro
That's so weird. What the fuck like cuz yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Yeah
Muda is on a hate train right now. What would I say?
Lift that hair up. Let me see that forehead sinna. Stop hiding it. You can't hide a girl
You said who is Muda? Who's that's the exact reaction you should have to him typing in chat and secondly
Just so you know Muda has a face filter on all the time. Oh, you haven't seen it. She chopped or something
Well, he's just a little chopped. Yeah, and
I would never know
He has like he see he has this like nose filter on that you can see so it makes his nose like really long
It's just like a crazy face. That's pretty big nose. Hey girls like big nose. Don't move the man. Keep your head up
Bro, keep your nose up. Maybe I should be positive. I'm trying to get my he was just being an asshole in my chat
I'm trying to get my asshole bit across and you're ruining your positivity. Yeah
Mooda
You say that.
Hey, Muda.
Do you ever get into Muda?
No.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
I thought it was like a joke.
Wow.
I just got amazed by what I said.
He just said no.
I don't think he liked it.
He just said no.
If you like that shit, Muda.
If you like that shit, Muda.
By the way, if you don't know.
If you don't know, Muda, by the way, he jerks off in VR chat.
That's his thing recently.
Love you too, Genki.
You see, I even said all that shit and he said love you.
Muda.
Muda, fuck you.
Muda.
No, sorry he jerks off in VR chat. That's like his whole new content now. He switched. Oh, wow
He used to be really into shooters and stuff like that
But now he kind of just does VR chat and jerks off to like Titty anime women holy fuck Leon Kennedy
Leon Kennedy there's no there's no way this happening right so what nope nope nope here at seven hours
You're at seven hours. So you need to do this bit anymore
Think about my boys
I have fun to these in a remarkable lot. Okay, I had a lot of fun today, bro. We have good banter we do
It was a good ass stream. It was a good stream man. It was. I enjoyed that. It finally happened bro.
I'm glad you so you enjoyed your first. I enjoyed so much. This was some chill shit today. Yeah, I know. I really feel like we didn't even really get to do that.
But you know why? It's because you and I have never collabed. So it's good to get like a first you know what I'm saying? It's like chill, get to like more stream and stuff together. Yeah.
Cuz I don't even think they realize we've talked like oh, we put a lot a lot
I've always been off-stream always yeah cuz it's always also shit
We're like I'll be doing a collab and you'll be there and then we'll all just be chillin
I'll be a group of us. I'll be like, oh, yeah, okay, and we just kind of kick it
Yeah, so they don't even know that like why we're cool
We've been hanging out stuff. So it's kind of nice
Yeah, it's not the first time which it makes it easy to cuz I feel like I know you a lot better to be able to
Banter with you. It's so yeah, it would have been different. I think if we actually met for the first time
Yeah
We had more to do yeah, but like this is like this was like some great shit. No. Yeah Chad. Did you fuck with this?
Okay, but now if you come back, I'll I'll plan some like good shit. Also, um, we can you can come back to
You come back what?
Just keep going, but let me be but yeah come back up
Do that like randomly no no no no because it's crazy because like whenever I pull up the chats like they get so uncomfortable
Have you noticed? I think you get like kind of like corny shirt. I don't I don't think so is the thing
I just spam a W if you go on me. Okay, maybe not
No, no, I just don't think you want them to spend W if they do okay
Well, let's look and see
Spend the cast I would be going you know no no you already said spam W's and I'm seeing a lot more
Oh, that's I'm seeing a lot of L a lot of dogs. Okay. I hate that my
Shiver my timbers giving me a lot of rouse over here. Sena buns. Am I right?
See the worst part is if I asked that question shit would get weird
Yeah, if I asked them that and then I end up on an incel Twitter thread
I like that though. I like that a lot
Oh, no
But yeah, what's fun I'd love fun a lot a lot of fun like Austin, you know, it's good vibes. It's good vibes great vibes
House I like this house too. Well when you when you guys move into your LA house
I'll come bother you. No you should definitely should. I feel like it'd be a vibe. It'd be a great vibe.
High key. High key high key. Somebody in my oh sorry beefqueef209 just donated
145 bits to say can I get that gym routine on the little Marlin. I'm gonna low. Shout out beefqueef209.
You know shout out beefqueefqueef to that fucking beefqueef you can't get
the gym routine. Fuck you. Anyways, bro, yo, this is the fucking W, man. Spend the Ws,
bro, chat. Devices, chat. Gosh, I'm retarded. Holy fuck. Okay, apologies for that, man.
Apologies. Apologies for everything I've said today. You know what I'm saying? Just go
with the flow, have fun. Don't take life too serious. Believe in God, believe in yourself.
your mother your father you can't just say some motivational shit after you just said
after you squeaked to that beat you can't do that it's so like it's so unfair
that you try to spam some motivational shit after what you just said like what
I'm so sorry you can't just do that you can't allow what you did well chats
Dubbs you want your outro? No, I want your outro. Yeah, let's get Sinus outro man. Oh mine mine the banger. Let's get Sinus outro
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