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which I wasn't very outgoing.
I didn't like sports before I even started coming here.
From that to coming here,
I've got a degree from college and sports coaching.
Even today, I got to try new things,
do new things I've never done before, which is really cool.
And I feel like, yeah,
I like seeing this great self in the people of that.
On behalf of everybody on site,
thank you so much to the Bright Side Foundation
and everybody who supports them.
Every donation made today,
no matter how big or small, can make a huge difference.
Means we continue to support
over 60,000 young people every year,
and more as we continue to grow.
So head on over to SidemenSC.com please donate what you can and check out what we've been
doing for these charities.
Hey now, I'm with you.
Check out what we've been doing for these charities.
Hey now, I'm with you.
Now, we are currently in the locker room.
Just getting some of the pre-nevitation going on before the big game.
Hey!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, Jack!
Come on!
Let's go baby! Let's go to chat, come on! Let's go, spam W, spam W chat!
Let's go spam W chat!
It's game day! It's game day!
It's game day! It's game day!
We have been waiting, we have been waiting for this morning.
We put the hard work in, we put the dead attention in, and now we go out there and
And we rocked the fucking ass!
And now we rocked the fucking ass!
And we rocked the fucking ass!
And we rocked the fucking ass!
Let's go! Let's go!
Holy shit! Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Any more echo now?
Alright, sorry guys, I figured out desktop.
Let's go! Who's this?
Let's go! Brad!
It's Brad guys. We're doing our library act on stream today. How do I look at chat?
Hold on. Let me check out
Guys T-minus T-minus 11 minutes
T-minus T-minus 11 minutes. I think nickels in for a long day. He didn't school last week last time
Sorry, I had 15 shots on target. So God help him this time T-minus 11 minutes. Yeah
How we feeling how we feeling well how we feeling let's go let's go
All right, how do I go how do I pop out chat come face-to-face
Camels penis actually night your fridge was on a few years before
Let's go now to cow freezing
Chat Marlin is playing in the game
Marlin is playing the game. I'm Brad
Marlon's good friend, take it over for the N3 community, I did this also during the Marathon.
Marlon also took over, had an absolute fucking blast with you guys, N3 community is the best.
Last year, you came out as Oppenheimer. Talk to me about the future of N3.
I'm not Marlon's boyfriend now.
Here's the chat.
Last year was just a miscommunication with the wardrobe department this time.
Hold up the chat right now.
Hold up and here I'm up just for the occasion and you can tell by all the faces of the boys here
They know I'm in business this year, right?
That'd be Brad. Let's go. Let's go
Fix the leg caught. All right. No, I'm not Marlon's dad. No, I'm not Marlon's dad
You have to check
We're gonna do live we asked to the side been cherry man today
I don't think Marlon has 20-plus goals today.
W. Ock Marlon.
Let's go.
Happy Saturday.
Happy Saturday, M3.
Happy Saturday, M3.
Let's go today.
Massive day.
Massive, massive day.
T minus nine minutes.
T minus nine minutes until game time.
There's only one man that fits that description.
He's that.
Wow.
Brad's voice is shot three minutes in the stream.
Here again, Jason.
Jason, we didn't record.
Oh, Jason, we survived on a desert island.
How do you think?
All right, guys, Jason, we interviewed here.
By the way, you need to click the live button next to the
play button on the control player.
Way more than a cherry match.
I'm not trying to downplay a cherry match.
This is amazing.
I'm ready to win.
You are?
Wait, what?
At least a goal.
By the way, you need to click the live button that's the play button.
That's like work.
Jason Ween getting interviewed right now.
Jason Ween.
Dude, what do I got to do?
Wait, am I not live?
Okay, and I got the best coach.
Oh, the fresh team.
Let's go, buddy!
All right, let's see if this works.
Malfunction, M3, I'm not a big tech guy.
So Marlon looks a little different.
Stop talking so loud.
OK, sorry, Brad, the computer, yeah.
Bro, stop Marlon, no, nope.
Yo, what up, M3?
This is Brad here today.
Marlon's good friend.
Went with Marlon in this house with Nick Naracina.
And yeah, today we're taking over the M3 stream.
Live reacts during the Sidemen charity match game today.
We got our guy, wait close chat, I closed chat.
Yes, Brad, let's go, age, age, I'm 25 years old.
Okay, Jason the Wean, what's happening?
Yeah, I'm sticking in, and now he is smiling.
Okay, Jason the Wean.
I'm not pausing the line, I think it's internet malfunction.
This is, look, my hands, all right.
This is an internet malfunction while the thing is loading.
This is a malfunction happening as we speak.
Look, I'm hands off right now.
I'm hands up.
Uh, yeah, shit.
I only lasted two before the guilt kicked in.
OK.
I'm up to the best of us.
All right, refresh your feet.
They born out of it.
Brad, good energy.
Oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not lost enough.
Same old and all that.
Uh, yeah, this is kind of funny.
Same old and all that.
Again, I have respect for it from 1 to 10.
I sketched my time.
I know he was talking about going on reddit, I know he was talking about going out with
fitness shirt.
Guys, we'll only believe it when we fucking see it.
Because, and then Lacey just went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Renaldo and Lacey went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, we're doing a fitness shirt.
We're doing a fitness shirt.
We're doing a fitness shirt.
You shut the fuck up and do it.
Renaldo and Lacey just shut up and fucking do it.
It's so many times.
Yo, we're doing a fitness shirt.
Just do!
Get to the fucking gym!
And stay consistent!
Uh, we're live, we are, no, it's live.
Is it called the date? Refresh?
Alright, you guys wanna refresh?
We have 20 minutes left.
We'll be there to press the room.
Press live, I press live.
I just, look, I just press live and then it...
Now it's not loading, okay.
There we go.
There we go.
I think he's gonna steal the show.
Here we go.
All right.
Yeah, retweet, right?
What's good now, Aga?
What's that?
AGA.
What's Aga?
Brad, do you have kids on the?
I don't have kids.
Oh, there's Lacey.
There's Lacey.
There's Lacey.
There's Lacey.
Oh, Lacey.
We're gonna love the new faces.
There's Sketch.
There's KSI.
All right.
We're good.
We're good here.
OK.
There's brother's underwear on the lip conception.
Wait, Mars on D. Wait, how behind are we right now?
Chad, how behind are we right now?
Spectacles! Oh wow!
Yo, are we super delayed right now?
I'm sorry, but we are back!
Oh, we're really delayed. Alright, here we go!
The Sidemen are the Bidens, last year.
Guys, we are reacting to the Sidemen charity match that our guide Marlon is playing in.
You're not behind, click the live button.
We set the precedent this year.
Alright, I just clicked it. I just clicked it.
Who's this watching it? I'm Brad. My name is Brad. I'm a friend of Marlon.
So, I'm gonna be watching while he's playing in it,
and we're gonna do live reacts.
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
Let's get to W's flow.
Where is Marlon? Check. Marlon is playing in the match.
Marlon is playing in the match.
W Marlon. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Spam fucking W's right now.
Lacy's on the... Brad, how do you think...
Brad, who do you think will win?
I think whatever team Marlon is on is going to win.
I think Marlon will probably have
seven plus goals in this game today.
Most likely seven plus goals.
W Brad, yeah, I appreciate you guys.
Appreciate you guys, W Brad, W Brad.
So get the serve on the footmoth after that.
The rules of that play, you may lie.
Where's Marlon?
Oh, there's a sandman match.
Oh, there, okay, yeah.
Oh, well, Marlon at least, you're on the same team.
Yeah, Marlon at least, you're on the same team.
That's awesome.
Okay, yeah, yeah, there's our guy. There's more of it right there. There's that three
Brad, I know you from the dating shows. Let's go. I love that
Do I need to keep refreshing this or something?
Signed
Right, he turns from all the captions on YouTube to see some of them.
Yeah, they're closed.
Also, your shit is so laggy. Do you have other tabs open or programs you aren't using? Just close them.
Nah, I just have YouTube on.
different teams we're gonna get used to that
just have you to
when they had decided to spit out
but it wasn't what they thought it was for football and divided them
and who will come
alright he's playing live again oh wow sketch is fucking fired up
It's catches fucking fired up right now. It's catches fucking fired up
Brad thoughts on Jinxy, but to be honest, I don't really know Jinxy that well. Actually, I don't know him at all
I know he's a gamer
And that he dated wrecky hill
Yeah, that's all I know about
or a lot of them were playing
pretty much for the first time.
Hi Brad, yeah, what up chat?
What up, what up M3?
One to one sessions for the first time.
Four up.
Press live button.
I didn't press live.
Yeah, I did.
Who are you?
I'm Brad.
Yeah, I'm Brad.
Brad.
My name is Brad.
My name is Brad, Marlon's buddy.
On opposite side, this we know about.
Who are you, bro?
My name is Brad.
Brad, nice to see you.
Regardless of who's on the other side.
Why the quality's so low?
It looks like JJ has won the toss.
Look, I'm not.
He's doing his evil line.
I'm not a tech wizard.
What friends?
At least we're not lagging right now. At least we're not lagging.
What a spaceman mind games.
No, KSI obviously...
Hey Brad, hey, what up?
A creator and a footballer and his own, right?
He's now a man in the arena.
He's a club owner.
WKW Brad, uh, who are you?
My name is Brad.
Well, check, he's asking who I am, Brad.
First time watching Connor and Irvin, it's W.
Yeah, honestly, yo, check.
M3, I'm right there with you.
This is your first time watching.
My first time watching a Simon charity match. I know it's a big deal. I know Marlon
This is what once it's like biggest dream is to like play this match and now he's playing it. There he is number three
Wow, he's got number three
And three
Number three
Three
Let's go.
Brad, thought this was a bad now.
It has to deal with the speed here being glad.
Let's go.
Chat, that's a Brad Pitt.
No, Brad Crown.
OK, so our game started.
Wow, the game is off.
OK, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm thinking Simon FC win the game.
Action, there's you.
I can't even tell who's who.
All right, there we go, there we go.
Way much better angle.
Do we know what position Marlin's playing?
Wait, are there professional athletes?
That's a better sketch.
Sketch is sketch.
Fucked on.
Already.
Sketch, don't be a pussy.
Come on, Sketch.
Come on, Sketch.
Oh, Marlin's played center back.
Wow, great.
Wow great. That was actually a great play by sketch out quality. Oh, mr. Who's the boss? That is back baby. What's good? What up?
Don't need that
Thanks, you'd more company coming up
He'll be okay. He's made a tough stuff this last look at it. Wow
Dude sketches fucking fired up. Yeah sketches fired up
He loves it. He says do it again, but harder
And then I told you so lot from don't know this, but he's actually a trained spectacle repairs me
Brand move your weapon up. Okay
I mean, I'm pretty sure normal game you not be allowed to wear that kind of jewelry right there
Yeah, the second move
Extremely good ring, but could you click the settings button on the bottom left and select 720p
Oh shit, it's about time.
Right then.
Just a little bit of a stoppage.
But James is going to take this kick for sketch.
I think that's probably the plan.
He can absolutely hoof it here.
Oh yes, that's a lovely loft.
Oh there's Marlon right there.
There he is.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right there.
3A French, but he plays like a tree-brick.
He's hoofing it up.
Let's get it down.
Let's play some...
Oh!
I'm doing tech.
We're doing tech.
I'm sorry.
I was I was told to do 720p here
Was told to do 720p here
Brat, I'm not high already lost my fucking voice in the first three minutes screening. Whoa
Holy fuck
Why do we do this from the beginning? Yo, this quality is fucking wild
Yo, why the hell are we not doing this from the jump?
Wow
Wow, holy shit
This is not live all right now. I just clicked it to be live all right well quality
All right well look now quality good, but now we're fucked now. We're lagging quality good, but now we're lagging
Marlin's off my fight connect the concrete no make the camera smaller
Marlin's off. Make the camera smaller. Marlin just changed for Lacey. No way, Lacey. What?
Bro, yeah, yeah, we're lagging
It's not like this is a little behind
We're a little behind I'm I'm click I keep clicking the red to catch up
Oh, Lacey already got replaced
Oh my God. Don't even bring that up.
Yeah, I'm aware about 6'7". Don't like it though. You not like 6'7". You not like
it. But I do think I could break the 6'7' record. I do think I can. 6'7", 6'7", 6'7",
6'7", 6'7", 6'7", 6'7", I think I can do really good on that.
If I...
Ah, this is... this is Continental Football.
Why is this not...
I'm trying to refresh it so it's...
So it's fully live.
This red button is on, that means it's live.
Restaurant for foul, fairly.
People think Dutchers were in the number zero.
That's actually a drawin' of him.
It's kicking off.
You're missing it all.
Some of how about this for Brad and Cher.
Good cover. I probably get stabbed out there.
What the fuck is Jason?
Make the quality lower.
Just do auto, Brad. What's auto?
LWiFi.
I'm not watching this. I'm going on YouTube.
Put it on too tight of speed
Dude goal, it's what yo who scored
Brad you have a twitch. Yes. I have a twitch. Yes. I yep. I live stream
Yes, yes
We do, we do have new technology this year.
More than what it was, okay. Yeah, the Black Team's 21-0.
Lower the quality, data.
Yo.
Quick, uh, tech call chat, tech call. What was that?
Wait, why can't I hear you guys? Hold on.
Um...
What was the clear cut decision stable?
Yeah, it looked...
What was that?
It looked miles offside.
I don't even know these are moving, I don't think.
Yo, I think two of them were, to be fair.
Let's have a look.
Yeah, how do I do that?
The button...
uh...
the button...
the eye thing, the eye thing?
So they should have stayed, they did!
They did!
They'll have a look!
That is on site!
They'll have a look!
That's bad!
Among microphones, I think they may have played CrossRoom.
And Nick over...
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
He's been robbed there, he's been absolutely robbed!
I think on my face.
Meanwhile, I could belt the other end and get a go at the old stuff like that.
He's a mistake. They should have called for a real review that statement.
Brilliant.
The King of the Jungle is the King of the Thorners.
Look at this. Just pulls away.
Oh, thank you very much.
You've got to ask yourself who's marking it.
Deji was left with two at the back. Deji should have none. Let alone two.
You don't say then.
No, XGC, not able to get to that one, but it's the defensive marking you have to ask about.
Absolutely.
Someone's got to be on Jinx. If you take Marlon off, I mean, Jack Jones, if you've got blood in your hands, son.
And we're back in your way.
Sure, we'll see Marlon come back on. Look at that celebration though. Look, iconic.
So the first goal is for the YouTube All Stars who did win it last year, of course.
Yeah, Andrew Ginge, he may be a millionaire but he's also very charitable.
And did Red Nose Day and he also paid for a 7-10 year-old step.
See, good lad.
There's red hair there as well, I think.
In you go.
And Aaron's on the throw in here.
We always get goals in this game.
I think we've averaged eight goals over the last four years.
32 goals.
That's just for the sideline though.
It's not both teams.
So what can they put together? I think we do need them to do that.
Hold on on on.
Chris the MD. Chris getting bullied.
There's is a difficult player to get away from.
Chris with the front end.
Big throw up.
This will save the world by Toby.
Can he find someone in the box?
Oh! Describable!
He'll come and get that.
Still on.
Who can he find here?
He's been working. That's those sessions man. I'm telling you, look at this. It's Saberball,
it's not in the corner, sure. Sketch still had to do the hard work which he did. Sketch
I'm not sure if the sketch hasn't
you.
The boxing reference.
corner.
Once again, one by Jim's at the
other end this time. You've got to
keep away from it. Here's a
mean.
Come on, Chris. Chris.
fans haven't run here. Everybody
could defend it.
Not the best clearance.
Jin's though.
If I
Looks for the long ball we find it. I'm too easy JJ. What can you do?
You're invited here to play a mean closing it down
Finally looks offside there. Well, you know the daggers almost cut open Sidemen FC. See what you did there
Harry or Jim's with a
He's close
Lenny Owens trying to make it about in, playing for time already are they?
It's gone. It's gonna be a substitution yet. Will we see Marlon come back?
Are they gonna panic? Yes we will. And Jinzy!
So we're gonna see a substitution. Let's see what Rudio has got to say on this side.
Thank you, boys. Captain Jack, hello.
Obviously, Marlon going back on now, he was literally finished in 30 seconds.
It happens to the best of us. Justified that decision for us.
Listen, so before the game, he was on a stream and he said that if I tell him anything,
he's not going to listen to me.
So, as a leader, it's my job to insert discipline into my team.
And that's what I did today.
But saying that, I took him off and we conceded, so I'm bringing him back on.
Fantastic, pragmatic decision-making.
All right, Jack, go back to your job, you're doing great stuff.
And let's see what Marlon can do now on the field.
Yeah, steep learning curve in management,
as Jack Joseph is finding out.
Looks like Marlon's returned in a slightly more forward position.
Started to send them back, but he's up and around the box now.
Chris ND is going to deliver this one.
No, it's Tobin!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
That is outrageous!
We know he loves the outside of the ball.
There's a scorn with it!
One-O!
He has done it, sir!
Did you see that goal?
One-O!
He has done it, sir!
Don't shoot him!
You can hear me?
Oh, we're good. Alright, bye.
He said Scenery's up again.
There's nothing he can do about that, bro.
He loved it!
Oh, the scorn!
I'll have it back, I mean it's very good.
Alright, we're good. Wow!
Let's go!
Let's go! Massive! Big for the fucking program right there! That was a fucking snipe! Absolute
fucking snipe right there! Snipe! Holy shit!
You saw an amazing assist from him with that same Trevello in a previous game, but he's
one up to it now with a goal.
It's great to try and take a free kick off Chris MD.
Holy snipe.
I think that was a rough shoot, man.
It looked like they had that prime.
I don't think they had that prime.
Alright, let's see what happens now.
That's my next line.
Alright, here we go.
Now we're going to see what's going on.
Witnessing Marlon.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, obviously I'm not Marlon.
is playing in the match right now let's go where is my dude are you there
Marlon is right on the screen Marlon is on the screen playing right now there
he is he's right there dude yes I'm not Marlon you guys just scored an absolute
screamer yeah it won't be a time after that to be just like I'm expecting
You guys are in Marlin's chat. If you follow along his journey, you would know that this game means everything to him.
He's playing in the fucking game dude.
He's playing in the fucking game.
Marlin, you look different. I'm not Marlin. I'm Brad. My name is Brad. I am Brad.
No, I'm not Marlin. I'm not Marlin. I'm Brad.
Let's go. Where's he at? Where's he at? Where's number 3 at? Where's number 3 at?
Oh shit, is that him right there?
There he is! That's where Marlon is! That's where he is! That's only one! I'm telling you,
He's gonna have seven plus watch this budget beautiful fucking lame
One touch slam it in what punch slam the fucking ball in right into the fucking net
Right into that one touch
One touch
Beautiful looks like all that training is paid off. It's like all that training is paid off. Let's go
Let's go. Everyone spam M3 in the chat. Everyone spam M3 in the chat.
Spam M3 in the chat. I'm surprised he's not crying. That would be emotional.
Because I know that this KB is everything to him.
Wow. Wow.
You know, spam the M3's in the chat right now.
Spam them in the chat right now. That was massive.
Massive!
Big for the fucking program.
There he is. It's fucking funny.
Chat, you guys were asking, oh where's Marlon? Where's Marlon?
And then look, you saw where fucking Marlon was.
You fucking just put a fucking, put the ball in the net.
Who the hell is that?
He's number 27.
That was horrible.
Who is that?
That was a terrible, terrible kick.
How horrendous, honestly.
Well, that looked really unathletic right there.
Wow.
Vic, come on.
Yeah, Vic, that was horrible.
That was bad.
That was bad, Vic.
The way would pass?
All right, let's see.
Here we go.
It's okay.
There's nerves creeping into the audience there, I think.
Seems that way.
Yeah, guys, again, you guys see Maron's got three goals,
I think he's got to bump that number up to like seven.
So he's gonna get the long throw, here we go.
Outside of the arm, Frank.
Montchalant touch there.
Luey's into his former side-back teammate.
His offside flag is in here.
Is it offside?
Is that not offside?
No, he's taking his time.
Who the fuck is that?
Who that was
Is that Jason ween? Who was that?
That dude again really bad. Oh
Here goes one. There he goes. Oh
That's a flag. That's a red flag
That's a red card right there. That would be a fucking red card
Dude, modeling's pretty fuckin' ma- ma- or not ma- I don't know why I said ma.
Dude, he can fuckin' outwork all the- out-soccer, out-football is fuckin' capable.
He's got his- he's got his- he's got his trash.
Well, he's got his- he's got his trash.
They don't even know how to play.
Oh, that's a great tackle. I know that. That was a great tackle.
Oh, wow
Who is that they got to put that guy on the bench
Jason we now he's given the middle fingers
Dude, that was
That would be the most unathletic thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, that is horrible, bro
Oh now it's come back to the wea
Wait so you don't need to be good at soccer to be in the match
Oh Jason yeah do that chat m3 that was horrible so you don't even need to be good at soccer to play the match
Not at all yeah, holy shit
No, I love all right. All you need is clouds be in the match. Got it. Got it
Bro, why don't they just get the ball to Marlin every play and just have it dribble all the way down
It's a charity match with streamers and youtubers you think they touch grass
You're a dick in there next year. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I would crush on defense
No, no one would get by me. I'm an athlete. I'm a fucking athlete.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, M3. So if you're new in the chat, Marlon scored. He scored. He has one goal so far.
Why are you streaming for Marlon? You're like, reacts to the game and then he might be coming on after. Who knows? You never know.
But yeah, I took over, if you guys are new here, you don't know who I am.
I took over during the Marathon.
Oh, I just didn't get a Marlin score goal.
I took over during the Marathon, did desktop street, some morning stuff,
and Marlin was traveling. It was kind of fun.
I just looked with Marlin here at Nick's house when he first came out to L.A.
So I felt like a really cool friendship with him. Let's look out together.
Just sending it in.
It's all, it's end to end stuff, isn't it?
It's like human's time to beat football.
And the thing a lot of people won't realize is just how big this Wembley pitch is as well.
Oh yeah.
It takes a lot out of you.
There's no shame of being substitute here.
Roll on, roll off, you've got to get the subs done.
Oh, Simon's got a chance here, Harry's playing him in.
He's won a one with a keeper.
He's going to stay in front of Harry.
Wow, great defense right there.
Great defense.
Oh!
There's no way to win, Scores.
Dude, that's not even true, is that Jason Wayne?
Who the fuck is that guy?
Dude, this is so bad.
Dude, how do you not do it right in front of that?
Oh my god, that was so bad.
That was horrible.
That was terrible.
bro just kick it back to Marlin now Marlin
drink it all the way up
here's Marlin
bro if I were Marlin I'd just fuckin' trouble that shit up
wow beautiful pass
beautiful pass
oh god it's sky scoring
nope
I'm Marlin he came all the way down
Oh
Dude, that's a brother's going to take that in
But he was selfless
Passes buddy this buddy could not finish. I don't know who that was. Oh my god great great great goal keeping my sketch
Great. How do you not?
Wow, great goalkeeping by Sketch.
Wow.
Damn, I thought we had him.
It's my turn to say allegedly no.
Dude, Sketch is actually a really good goalie.
Marlon, gotta keep that one down. That's again what I'm talking about now.
I think corner set pieces. Marlon and James have got to be Italian.
He's got what we call him Britain.
20 pence head.
Yo, M3. Is Marlon currently the best player on the field right now?
20 cents.
Alright, is he the best player in the charity match?
Do they have any professional players playing or no the manager? Oh, that's yes stable Ronaldo right there
But the international factor obviously we've got guys from France. We've got guys from
Him and Toby who's tallest for sure absolutely. Yeah, he's out. Who's Toby? Who's Toby?
It's 8% Turkish and
90% horse
Yeah, we got a sub, someone just subscribe.
Let's go, we got a sub, W sub.
Toby, he's going to throw it, looking for Marlon, can't be offside.
Oh shit.
Oh my, dude.
Alright, I'm going to be honest, it seems like everyone out there does not know how to play soccer besides Marlon.
thing wide open there it doesn't matter how much you go to the gym can't work out
your way through having absolutely my god look at this dude great plays my sketch
I'm gonna be honest thank you dude sketch yo sketches playing well yo family
yo family woman to speak to you after that
Oh shit this guy is fucking fast!
Who the fuck, oh!
Yeah who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Wow, wait that guy was fast but he doesn't know how to kick the ball.
That guy is fast and doesn't know how to kick the ball.
Batch, he isn't a natural footballer but he's a natural athlete.
He's going to get a goal, I can just tell.
Whereas the athletes are getting through at the moment in AB and Batch
They're not finishing their dinner. Usually they have six timbers a day. Mostly protein.
Zynga.
A little bit too much.
Well, that's a bit more from Bess and JJ, but that is part of that.
Chad, all the black team that needs to do is just pass the ball to Barlin and have him dribble it all the way up the field.
That is it. That's what I've been analyzing right now is that he is currently the best player on the field.
You know what you gotta do? Why is that guy fucking holding him? Trying to fuck like butt fucking.
Alright. Let's go. Come on.
Josh.
Oh wow. That's Paul. Okay?
I would follow it up, Marlon.
I would follow it up.
You got options, Josh.
I'm not gonna make it. I think Jinxy doing well.
That's not Jinxy. That's Squeezy.
Squeezy, Jinxy.
Squeezy. I'll be honest. That's probably my least favorite of the seven dwarves.
I can see you have suffered a smearage threat.
Very miniscule. Very miniscule.
That was a great tackle. That was a great tackle. That was a great tackle.
Fun fact, uh, me, Nick and Marlon would go play pick up in LA when he lived at the house.
He was good. He was good. I still think I could, if Marlon was on offense, I still think I could lock him down if I was on defense.
Just put it out there. I think I could lock him down.
I'm not gonna investigate him. I don't know about Erko security.
Ah, who scored? I have Marlon scored. Marlon actually scored.
You're not shy of Erko.
What do you want to...
I would.
Oh, that's the weed.
Harry stands in for the jig.
Yeah, the weed.
Oh, come on. Seriously.
This is why I'm calling Trottenberg.
Uh, I think the weed is clip farming right now.
I mean, he did grab Toby first, no?
Six to one-half a dozen of the other.
Yeah, yeah, the weed is clip farming get the fuck up the weed you're fine
Get the fuck up weed. I'll take a drink. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. We get the fuck up
It's not thinking a fucking injury to fix all
All right, W flop. Yeah, it's a fucking flop and a half
Are you gay? No, I'm not gay. I'm a straight male
Um
You know if you're happy then I'm happy
Yo
It doesn't matter you know Jason the weed penalty kick
He's not making it. He's not making it. Jason. We doesn't know how to kick a fucking soccer, right?
The weed
Wow, I'm not- I'm not that cuckoo.
Yeah, dude.
Ween doesn't even know how to kick a fucking soccer ball.
Please stand up.
Dude, Ween? I'm telling you.
He's in the way against XQC.
No way. Chad, you think he's gonna make it? Yes or no?
No way.
Oh, shit. That was actually a good kick.
Okay, that was actually a good kick.
What a save.
Wow, holy fuck.
Okay.
Okay, that- that was a lot.
That was a way better kick than I expected.
Way better kick than I expected.
He tried, yeah, way better, great save, holy shit I thought the weave was bad, wow, great save, great save, great save
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
What the hell happened?
We need to see it. Simon's done something special. The 90,000 people in the crowd know what happened.
We're going to find out shortly. Is it the distribution from what he's saying?
Wow.
And there's your problem, man. You didn't change that one, did you?
Oh my God.
Oh, it's terrible by the goalkeeper. Terrible by the goalkeeper.
Simon took the energy very safely.
Wow, why did the goalkeeper's legs? Terrible.
That was terrible
Terrible get about
Simon fucking hire me for fucking go key
Get me in for a coffee
Get me. Yeah, that was the peak on athletic. That was terrible
What type of matches this this is the sidemen cherry mad
So Simon big YouTube group in the UK, and then they raise money. They get a bunch of
of cool people to come play in a soccer match.
It's like a really big deal social media-wise
to like play in this.
I know Marlon, this has been one of his goals,
one of his dreams is to play in this match
and he already has a goal in it.
Which is pretty fucking cool.
Clark is on, Raleigh's on, Fox on, Aaron's green
and Ivae off and we just missed that penalty.
So yeah, I wonder what's going on right now.
So no.
Chris, indeed, it says he's been taken off,
but I can see him on the pitch.
I got 500 on Jason make it three goals. That's insane
I don't think I don't think the weeds gonna have one goal this game. Do they love slide tackling
Yeah, you say Marlon yeah, who do you want to win I want to the black team to win
I want to see that Marlin's on the win.
I'm sitting here as a man of a tash.
That's funny.
They put Lacey and Marlin on the same team.
With a knee on the pitch as well.
No, I'm Marlin's friend.
Not his cousin.
Great header right there.
Great header.
Christopher.
W moderator of this stream.
Let's go.
W mod, let's go.
Anything like that, he will more close.
Where's this at?
This is in London, I believe.
You think Marlon's gonna get MVP?
I do think Marlon will win MVP.
He already has a goal, playing really well in defense.
Overall, playing good football right now.
There he is, number three for M3.
Now, he's gonna score.
Box, he's gonna score here.
He's gonna score here.
He's gonna score.
Ah, shit.
Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure.
I think he's saying about that, Brad.
The sketch, now we can watch it.
W. Brad, cover this.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys.
This could be indirect.
It's going to be mad.
It's going to be in that look.
Yeah, this is hard to watch.
I don't blame Sketch for that.
No keeper wants it there.
It's got to get rid of it, Sketch.
OK, I think it's T-Matter.
Just letting him know, of course, he's saying,
you know, you can't do that, yeah?
I will say, Sketch was playing a great game of golf.
Sketch, yeah.
Rock, Brad, and Blake, it's noisy.
Brad, you're too good to be there, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would win a decuts player of the game.
That's it, that's it.
Wait, didn't that just happen?
Or my trick?
Oh, there's a chasing.
So it's indirect.
I mean, they need everyone on the line.
This is what we keep doing.
Yeah, I keep pushing forwards.
Squeeze, you know what I mean?
Oh!
Oh, that sounded good.
That sounded good.
What just happened?
That can just point like range.
Wasn't even 10 yards, but they can't be.
Don't tell me that was the other one.
Apart from Marlon, who else scored?
I don't know.
I don't really know a lot of the other creators.
Outside of Marlon, Sketch, Stable Ronaldo, Jinxie,
Adapt, I saw as playing.
I'm sure Marlon will get the target here.
Bull comes in.
Backstick.
Marlon's there.
Hit it!
Oh!
That would have been nasty.
That would have been nasty.
I
Out of it nasty these lines men are starting to do my heading
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, adaptive play. Yeah sketches play with chain outs over his pitch side
Wow
I
Here he goes. Oh, that was a nutmeg
Wow
Bro, Sketch is playing a hell of a game. You have to give credit where credit is due, and Sketch is playing a phenomenal game as a ballkeeper.
Phenomenal. Phenomenal. I didn't know Sketch was like that. I'm gonna be honest. Sketch is like that.
Yeah, look, again, like, even though he's on the pros and p-
Who the fuck is number 10?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude, that was, wow, holy, who's this guy? Who's number two?
Yeah, who is this? Who the hell is Waleed? Waleed-y, dude.
That was bad, Waleed-y. Bad!
Yeah, Waleed-y. It's a good try, good attempt.
Damn, Waleed-y.
I'll take that off please.
Can I have a seat, I'll be back in a minute.
That was, yeah.
We got an iron man.
Yeah, we're leading.
He is brilliant to play in the hole.
See the thing is, oh my, oh here's another.
Who's this?
Who's, is that 13? Who's number 13?
Bullbuckins, I bet I'd like to see Bill could get there.
He will, and up against Will, can he redeem himself?
Jake says 19, Jake says he actually looks pretty good.
Will won't have liked that.
No.
No respect.
You've wrestled the game.
To be fair, based on what Will just did there,
I can see why there's no respect.
Toby, more less disrespect.
That's a tackle now.
Toby gets it back to me.
I can get it back to him.
I show him a new job.
All right, yo, send in a middle of Marlon.
Yeah, they said it into Marley
Marley get in there
Marley get the fuck in there
Whoa, how is this how's it go back there?
How's there no one back there?
How's your note back on defense?
Yo!
Dude, how's no one back there?
This goalkeeper needs to help.
But there has been three
This is his second game, so he won't be phased
Alright
center yo oh my god you got cross it one more
wow jaycee with yo jason's actually fucking good yeah jaycee is good yeah
jaycee is good dude jaycee is good yo big dummies for jaycee
wow I am impressed right now I'm impressed
Dude, is Jaxxian an ex-athlete?
Is he an athlete turned gamer?
Dude, that was fucking phenomenal.
An phenomenal play right there.
Wow, one touch.
Dude, fuck.
One touch.
One touch it in for Jaxxian.
One touch it in for Jaxxian.
One touch.
Bang.
That was...
Does anyone...
Yo, does anyone know?
Does anyone know? He played soccer as a kid. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He trained a lot pretty sure like a lot
Okay, yes, please. Yeah, please get the insider information on Jinxie. I had no clue that he had any athletic ability
I had zero clue. I assumed he was a gamer and he's not athletic
He trained every day you should get a lift with Jinxie. I'm down to do that actually
Um, Brad, are you on Marlon's live? Yes.
I'm currently on the M3 live, yes.
You played MLS as a kid? No, we didn't.
Where's Pete?
Uh, Moana, I want you, okay?
I train every day with the trainer.
Squeeze, he was making the run there.
Uh, he's playing soccer.
Look, someone tell, uh, yeah, cool.
Alright, I got the gist. I got the gist.
I got the gist now.
Where's the ween? Where's the ween?
Where's the ween?
The ween!
Yes, speed's not playing in this.
I don't think, unless he makes like a surprise.
Ooh!
You think speed makes a surprise?
Like, jump like, uh, surprise?
Like, ah!
I show speed, pops it in.
Big hit there.
Speed doing WWE.
Oh yeah, that is today, actually.
Yep, speed's at WrestleMania.
That's actually a good, yeah, that's a great call.
You guys are smart.
are on it there's no way the ween
okay I thought it was the week I was like holy fuck I was like oh the ween
just fucking rip what who's that weenie who's that weenies
yeah who was that who is that weenie yeah who's that weenie who was that that's
It's not Danny, I don't know.
Who the fuck, no, who just scored?
Oh, Italian Batch.
Italian Batch.
Italian Batch, okay, that was Italian Batch.
Oh wow, great move by Italian Batch.
Oh, there's the stand.
That was actually, okay, great play.
Guys, again, you gotta get credit for credit as well.
Even though they're on the opposing team.
Italian Badge, great fucking football play right there.
Super football play right there.
There we go.
Chazer.
Yeah.
Great football play right there.
French boys enjoy themselves.
That's what it's about.
Italians.
Of course.
It's like Eurovision.
Here we are, AB.
AB actually stands for Abe Ligert.
I look like Sean Chu and I get that a lot I get I get that off is that J.C. all the
rest yeah yeah dude J.C. is fucking fast bro J.C. should fucking try to track him on
the Olympus. Dude, JC's fast. He's fast. JC, you're fast. Yeah, he can move.
Okay, two very different stories. Dude, JC should actually try out for like the track
team on the Olympus. You see that guy? Fuck him. You see that guy? Fuck him down. You
see him? Fuck him? Oh no. Oh no. Let's go.
How are you feeling I can't speak so much English, so sorry for this new man
Why am I streaming on Marlins accounts?
Hold on hold on Marlin gets KSI right here. Well, it's KSI
We ever do we're not reacting to the game. That's just lit
Wow
He is a very talented player with huge cars. I call them smack greenish
Look at this. It's a lovely room for
Popping the shot
The batch is getting through all
Wow, everything was on the ball seems to come to me through on goal. He's
Simplicity Marlon already scored a goal. Exactly Marlon already scored a goal
Not gonna lie you better take it. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Yeah, I appreciate that
Uh, yo, can you guys actually, can you guys give me, can you tell me, uh, what is normally the score of this charity match, like what was the scores of last year's game?
Oh, Marlon has the ball. Oh, here he goes.
He's so much bigger and just way more athletic than every fucking person on the, on the field right now.
It's not fair. It's like when you create, if you go to like my player, I don't know if they have it in FIFA or an NBA 2K, and you just like make the person like a 99 overall and everything and you put them on the court
And they just dribble by everyone or run through everyone that is looks like what I'm watching when Marlon gets the ball
All right barred okay at Marlon barred okay, my name is Brad my name is not barred, but that is low-key funny
That's got called barred in the chat. He think has a better chance for a lacy Ron or Jason
So I haven't seen Lacey or Ron on the field yet. So I don't know saw the ween out on the field for a bit
He was not impressed at all. I gotta see what Lacey and Ron have. I know Lacey
Goes on the field does a bicycle kick
Ron I don't know his athletic ability. I gotta go with the ween
The ween actually is looking pretty fucking jacked too. I'm gonna be honest
The weed has been hitting weights and eating protein.
The weed has been hitting weights and eating his protein.
So I'm going to go weed. Probably has the best chance to score.
So arrogant on the pitch. I don't think...
He's going to take a modern version of FIFA.
Oh!
Oh!
Who's that? Minta? Minta!
Min-Tah is good. Min-Tah played up. Min-Tah good. That was a good fucking kick. That was a great kick, Min-Tah.
Again, guys, team here. Look, he got his credit. We're credit in zoo. And Min-Tah just ripped back. He just ripped back.
That was Min-Tah great work. Holy. Wow. Oh, he's one of the sidefans.
Watch this, watch this, Frank, Mita has played soccer before.
That was a soccer kick, soccer move, break that guy's ankles, number nine, whatever the fuck that is, and then a fucking rubber.
And that goalie, we gotta do something about this goalie.
I think we gotta do a goalie change to put Lacey in next.
That goalie just reacted way too late.
Horrible reaction time.
I think I gotta call him Coach.
Coach, I've got to call coach.
Guys, who's the coach?
Who's coach?
Who's coach?
Coach, I think we've got to make a change with goalkeeper right now.
Can we get Lacey in the net?
Can we get Lacey in the net?
Oh, it's half time?
Wow, what's A?
OK, I didn't realize it's half time.
It's the first half.
But yeah, I think coming out in the second half, coach,
we're going to need to get Lacey out in the net.
We are going to issue up right now.
Keep her look at it slow
Look coach simple fucking ball game here, right?
What do you have to do to win this game?
What you said?
What you said?
Look look look all we have to do is keep it stupid simple
keep it stupid simple
Coach, is your kid the best player in the ball at all times, okay?
This red team, they're trash, they're trash, us black team, we are clearly the better team.
We are clearly the better team.
Let's give the ball to our best players and have them go down and make some moves.
Triple throws the entire red team and get shots on that.
You know, you got to give credit where credit is due, where
sketch is playing a very, very, very well-rounded game
in the net.
Very well-rounded game in the net right now.
We see more shots on it.
Look, I think what's going to come down to is shots on net.
Shots on net.
We got a tie game 4-4.
Wow, what a first half.
Yeah, what a first half.
Maybe he's getting me out there now.
See, change your room.
OK, here comes the interview of Marlin.
Jinxie, this is yours.
Man, fantastic goal, classy celebration.
I know you've been working with the trainer.
They could be watching right now.
Do you want to do a little word of thanks?
What would you say if they were here right now?
Shout out to my trainer, Trevor.
It wasn't for him.
I wouldn't have scored a goal.
You guys are right.
Yeah, yeah.
Jinxie had a trainer, Trevor.
Last year, I had a lot of people
that had expectations of me to do well, and I did terrible.
So I said, you know what?
I'm not going to do that again.
If they announce another game, I'm going to train.
And shout out to Arthur for passing to me.
He could have shot, but he passed.
And yeah, it's surreal.
Wow, Jacey.
Incredible interview, Jacey.
Try to work shout out Trevor.
Incredible interview for Jacey.
Another goal.
I hope so.
Or assist as well.
Or an assist.
I'm done.
If another goal presents itself, I'll take it.
But I want to get somebody else a goal, too.
Absolutely.
Oh, my god, Jacey.
Let's go now and speak to Marlon.
Oh, guys, M3 interview, M3 interview.
So Marlon, we had a bit of a,
you were taken off in the first few seconds.
You came back on, you scored the goal,
how does that redemption feel?
Feels good, you know.
I did it for my community back home,
that watching, always supported me.
But now I felt good, you know,
that I subbed up to Lacey,
it was kind of like a spit in the face a little bit,
if that makes sense,
so I had to come on and score a goal.
But yeah, it's still one more, one more have to go.
Incredible, well congratulations,
or as they say in Sweden, congratulations.
Let's go now and speak to Tegi.
Can you say that in Sweden?
What just happened right there?
It's a football, some call you.
What the hell just happened?
Yeah, talk to me about that first half.
Can you guys explain what just happened right there?
Yeah.
So I'm hoping to start second half up front,
and then you'll get to see some Deji.
Yeah, dude, they've got to hire me to come out
and talk to report for this shit next year.
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.
That means we're going to have an interview right now.
Trash interview.
I'm not sure.
But I'll tell you what.
Oh, here's a straw.
Browse the boys up and charge them into the second half.
Now, Frito of the SportsCR is coming bar.
My name is Brad, B-R-A-D, Brad, not Bob.
B-R-A-D, alright, this guy's getting my motivation
of speech or some shit.
Alright guys, we did play well.
Okay.
And you know we played well, so first off, clap.
Help yourselves, please.
Yes, yes.
We could be playing better, buddy.
This is, this is.
We could be playing better.
There's a man, okay.
It's a tie game.
This is the second half.
Oh.
Alright.
We're going to become men!
Deji, offense wins games!
Defense wins championships!
Deji, come on Deji!
We're going to win, yes!
We're going to have fun!
So I've watched you three, I just want to say team side pin, okay?
One, two, three!
Team side pin!
There you have it. As Deji said, there will be a transition to men.
If you're watching you may want to tune off right now. I think we can go over to L's in the YouTube all-stars dressing room
Thanks, Manya. I am here in the YouTube all-stars dressing room where the atmosphere is very different cow is
Doing a team analysis. All right. You guys are telling me to be quiet
Should I go quiet mode right now?
Yo, yo right now check I go quiet mode right now right where I shut up
But you guys didn't like direct me. Yeah, that's got to guide me so in the chat
either spend yes or no okay I'm gonna shut the fuck up all right there's a lot
of yeses I mean for all going into the second half is pretty good yeah I'm not
gonna lie you know I can say this now I didn't put out my strongest 11 I wanted
to see what the vibes what the levels were and now I think it should be a
pretty simple and straightforward second half lovely I am gonna go find one of
your goal scorers right now in Italian batch who just scored his first goal
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling good, I want more though.
I mean the crowd went wild when you scored as well, what did that feel like?
Honestly, it's all a bluff, I can't even remember, so I could hear the noise.
I had like celebrations planned but none of it came out.
Well, hopefully you get to score some more in the second half.
I do want to talk to Shadr over here as well because we saw when it was announced that you were doing this charity match, you were very emotional.
So what does it mean to you to be here today?
So what does it mean to you to be here today?
Genuinely just the dream come true really, like growing up watching pretty much the entire dressing room and just to be here
just taking it all in the reception I got when I come on was just crazy. So yeah, honestly surreal.
Any goals in the horizon for you?
Well I mean I had one, I had a good strike but I did just wired too much power. I should have placed it but I'm confident for the second half.
Well you've got 45 minutes left and you've got some confidence as you just said.
So hopefully more goals for Jazza or one goal for Jazza in the second half.
Muneo, where are you? I think you've made your way to the dressing room and chat to me.
That was pretty intense next door.
Alright, female reporter.
Absolute rocket.
She is a rocket.
Yeah, I'm going to speak now.
She is a rocket. We got to get her information. We got to get her name.
Absolute rocket.
The amount raised so far is...
I had to get that off my chest.
She is a rocket.
I'm going to leave it to the professionals and head over to Seema and our lovely pundits.
Dude, she's a rocker. That guy though.
Thank you very much indeed, Alison Munya.
Okay, before we get into it, let's have a look at the match stats.
This is the story of the first half in numbers.
There are always so many shots.
You can see that the Sidemen have registered 13 to YouTube All-Stars 11.
Shots on target, 8 to 10.
Always trying numbers in this match.
She wants to throw a truss.
Do you know what I think what we really need to get to is the actual action
actual action and what actually happened in this first half and I got a husband.
Niko comes to join us.
Can we get her Instagram?
What's her Instagram?
Niko, I understand exactly why because the goal that you scored was called offside but
it wasn't.
What do you have to say about that?
Yeah, I mean, I think it's a disgrace at the end of the day.
There's an unfilled review for a reason.
I ran over.
I said, I knew I was going off.
I ran over.
I said.
All right.
Got it.
Copy.
I got it.
Thank you.
I'm going to put it on IG.
game of margins that right now would be the difference for us to be winning and I
hate to say it but the Sidemen have rigged this game against the Sidemen
and it's a clean finish it's such a good finish I'm clearly
it's not even it's not even close
and you don't even know the rules and I'd love to know what the specialists
think because when I look at that she actually has a husband
of talking of your own goal there but upset with the officials here for not noticing
here she is really pretty i'm with him now i'll be honest when i first saw her
she does look tall too i'm sorry because he was so far away from the youtube news
so i just assumed he was offside but when you see it again i'm here the official we
should have picked that up so i'm i'm just bothered but yeah i'm looking at it again
i'm gonna i'm cheering it she's she's crushing the recording because now it's for a piece the
the score line could have been so different. Absolutely, and it's a great finish, I'll give it to you.
But, yeah, great time of the pass, great time of the run, and yeah, not sure what's going on there with the officiating,
but we've got another chance to take it. Yeah, any advice for Miko now? How did you get that out of your mind, Edgar?
How did he put it behind him? Oh, he has to continue, because his first touch was amazing,
and the finishing was clinical, so you have to bounce off of that one, basically.
Yeah, good advice. Good luck in the second half.
Thank you, thanks very much. Let's just hope I get another opportunity.
Sure you will. Good luck, well done.
It seems so disappointing. I can understand the disappointment
because we know how much it means to these guys.
But let's talk through the whole story of the first half.
1-0. Let's have a look. It was...
You think Sin is a baddie? I don't know.
I think she's cute. She's cute.
Yeah.
Alright, let's block it up a game now, alright?
Here we go. Quarter kick!
Yeah
Game is not live actually game is not live yet
Game is not live guys. He's already plays for anyone watching right now game is in half time
We had a nice pump-up speech by Denji
Got to hear one of the women reporter here
Yeah, she was great
at this direct free kick from Toby we set the set turn your mic down I don't know
tech I don't know okay every pop you can see that in these character in the
way you do football but and free and I'm not good at tech all right I'm over the
bad boy okay I just know
We're gonna say we're gonna roll a boat, roll a chest.
Lights, camera, action.
Roll on.
I don't know how to get that shit.
Marlon, we spoke about him.
He's a newbie.
He's very new to the set up.
He's not new to the set up.
Bradlin.
He was sorry very, very early on.
Bradlin's a model and looks like a Bradlin.
I like that.
It's kind of cool.
No need to turn it down.
Bit of a strange decision there.
You guys want to tap dance?
All right, I'll show you how to tap dance.
Hold on.
I could remain totally.
You guys want to see a tap dance?
So what's something going on, but when he came in,
What did the manager say?
From what Spencer said, from what I hear, he was refusing to take any information and listen to anybody.
So the manager stamped his affore, but he quickly left his lesson as soon as he took him off.
They conceded a goal and they're bringing back on and he does that.
Well good management then there because look what we do.
Yeah, he's come up all the way from centre back as well, so he'll give it to the great finish.
That's a great finish.
It'll be happy to hear that from you, Michelle.
So, you've got his first solo at Wembley.
First time playing here.
Yeah!
Yeah!
This moment is round.
Let's be pretty decent.
Here, Russ.
What does it tell us, then, Sean?
That he likes you a little bit, right?
Because most of the heat's on one side of the pitch, man.
No, he's very mobile.
Tell that the one-on-one training that he's done
Okay, that yeah every that was fucked up now. You call me a leprechaun
Leprechaun, I'm human
That's crazy
I'm human
Human I can't be a leprechaun. I am a human
That's not AI generated. This is real. This is real. This is not AI
I don't know the way he just has done.
I know, it was a bit of a mess wasn't it?
Let's have a look at Sketch.
We spoke about him pre-match. We spoke about the fact he was a man of the match.
Last year, and this is...
This is not pre-recorded.
Fully live. This is Fully live right now.
Fully live, fully live.
That was a tough little moment.
He didn't know.
Okay, here, let me tell you one thing.
He don't talk to both buddies.
I'm turning this down real quick.
I'm gonna turn this down real quick. I gotta tell you guys something. Buddy, okay? The word
buddy and how it's commended, how it is delivered. That term buddy, very disrespectful, okay? Very
disrespectful. And I just look at the chat. The chat is currently buzzing. I'm reading chat,
Okay, and somebody in the chat just called me buddy said, okay, let's quiet down leprechaun, buddy
Disrespectful that is a that is a disrespectful statement to call a leprechaun a human a leprechaun and then to also throw in the term
buddy
Disrespectful had to turn it down for that
Oh, here we go. Now we've got fucking buddy in the chill buddy. Holy fucking buddy in the chat now. Oh
Stage oh go. Oh, no, I shouldn't have said that. All right. They want me to tap dance now
Oh god, there you guys. Oh god. All right
Okay, you guys want me to pause it again, I'm 25
I'm 25 years young, chat.
All right, when, dude, how long is this fucking halftime?
I'm 25.
I'm, oh, wait, what, is 25 years young on status?
Is 25, is 20, okay, this is not cat.
I was born November 13th, 2000.
This is not cat.
I was born in my mom's bed too.
I literally popped out in her bedroom, in her bed,
and she threw a party for my birth, okay.
Okay, I was born at 732 AM, November 13th, 2000.
Okay, yeah, home birth, nice.
Yes, that's why my name is Bradley.
I was named after the Bradley child method of birthing.
You can chat GBT, no troll.
I don't fuck the trolling.
I'm not a good troller, too.
But chat, normally chat trolls, good.
And it just sucks,
because dude, I just like believe everyone and like everything.
Like I wanna like give the people the trust.
Like, you know, yeah, like I trust you and what you're saying.
But at the end of the day, dude, motherfuckers just fucking troll.
People just are always trolling, always trolling.
I've never, now I live life and I'm like,
what do I believe?
What do I not believe?
Like what's real?
What's not real?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Cancel, troll, culture.
Boom.
You guys heard it from Brad.
Cancel, troll, culture.
Boom.
Roasted.
Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin, the office.
Bro, I'm not 40.
My name is Brad.
My name is Brad.
My name is Brad Kraut, like Sauerkraut.
Homies with Marlin, friend of Marlin.
Marlin lived in this house, Nick Naracina,
when he first moved to LA, we became friends.
And then I started live streaming almost about a year ago.
And I got to give a lot of credit where credit is due.
Marlin definitely had a big, big impact
on myself starting to live stream.
So it's cool that we're coming up
on one year of live streaming.
I do a lot of fitness challenges.
This month, I'll be attempting to do 10,000 push-ups.
10,000 push-ups.
I cannot leave the gym.
We might also do it in a white room,
like what Stable Renato did, too,
like where he played a video game in a white room
or some shit.
10,000 push-ups.
I cannot leave the club.
You have 10,000 push-ups.
Yeah, it's going to be happening at the end of April.
Do we care? Unmute.
Oh
Or Latin
Yeah, it's just half time half time
Bring out the players. Let's go or don't this half time. Come on Simon. Let's go pick it up. Pick up the pace. Come on
Who's here guys start playing?
Brad you live. Yes
It's my passion
I love big weights. I love the shit guys
I'm a big believer if you take care of yourself physically everything else in your life
We'll see you just fall into place big believer in it. Good for your mental
So, yeah, big, big believer in the gym.
We're gonna make some noise!
Yeah, if you ever go through a heartbreak too,
oh man, there's nothing like the gym
that will get you out of that problem.
Nothing like, yeah.
Also, if you're struggling to get to the gym,
everybody say how, yeah!
Really, really, really try to push you
to surround yourself with,
you gotta love go to the gym,
and you gotta go bring you to the gym,
because you are who you strive yourself with.
Fireman is everything
We a master branch out Soon I'll be the killer Prince Charles Charles
Yeah man!
I know ain't nobody fresh though I sell my stuff to semester
Varying way to fresher 20 lives on the bramble table at my best store
See I'm secret present that's in case I don't impress her
Say hello to the next I say hello to all who have to go
I'm gazing at my necklace and my pretty self-protection
G-Shot so cool I'm gonna show you some collection
Oh!
Fuckin' G angle reception
Yeah we bring the star top We bring the women and the cards
It's never taught us that I'm reaching get a class now.
And we can do this until we pass now.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
And it's for all the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
We have to get to the top.
Yeah.
Everybody say Sidemen.
Sidemen.
Sidemen.
Sidemen.
When I say you say,
Ostar, Gigi, Ostar, Gigi, Ostar.
They say hello, they say hello, and they say hello
I'm out of never going to fly on a bus car
I'm busy, I'm happy, but I never been to scum for
I'm freaking crazy with the kids, call me John Claude
I'm about to be a bigger star than my mom for
Cause every day I go out to be in my front door
I never drive past the bus I used to run for
Where my freaking class with my uncle
Oh
Holy fuck how long is this half time?
I'm feeling depressed.
That's what you do, shake to the chest.
Watch you and the crew and me lunge.
Shave off cause my eyes will red.
Ah, when we shine down next.
Test gap to replace, take less.
Everybody in the feelings, got me feeling quite whole.
Double young kings, but they really mind the calls.
Most of my exes still in my clothes.
Looking at my feet, they're the feeling left to go.
Ah, potential team, release my pose.
We just wanna be free.
Yes, best team, won't just be free.
We'll be happy in a one-time.
I
Anybody know when this half-time is over, I'm fucking out of breath
Yeah
Okay, I'm not for you 25 you guys got a lot of I'm a lot of you 25 and I'm a lot of dance
A lot of you 25. I'm a lot of dance
I'm a lot of you 25 a lot of dance
Yeah, I should see Coachella
Coachella is like fucking like 40 45
Dude on like 20 year old influencers kind of wild kind of wild, okay
What colleges am I visiting this year? I am honestly not sure I don't know I still got about the summer
Wow what an incredible performance and here we were thinking a tiny temper
Which is the ball to chat relax
I'll actually have a stick feet
Really really nice day you guys come on you gotta give credit for credit to do now
Credit where credit's do here
You gotta get your credit where credit's still in.
Come on, let's give my barber a game of fucking...
Let's go, it's Russia.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Is my hairline receding?
No!
No!
Is it bad?
Is it bad?
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Is that me that guy that's never getting a tan?
That's our time!
You've never shot some time in the last few years!
Or do I just go bald?
Honestly, I would rock being bald, some of the others.
90,000 people in Remedy Spencer.
It's incredible.
So, I don't know.
Do I hit turkey?
Or do I just go bald?
I don't mind being bald.
I can actually rock being bald.
I've been bald for a long time.
A live auction happening.
As we play here.
I know, you guys like me, you know what you guys think.
Throughout the game, you can actually win exclusive charity match memorabilia,
and make sure you have a gift for your company and download the app.
Some of the highlights from the first part, honestly,
for me, it's for the win. Will and E just completely air-kicking it,
but it's team-needed in most.
The Nikko celebration there was for short-lived as the goal was denied.
Jim, Jackson, Otis were scoring.
When did you stop being angry?
I don't know. You can tell.
A gorgeous Trebellop free kick.
Yeah.
Hold on. He was really come to play.
There it is. That's what you want to see.
The one year we want we all to have a GoPro on.
We capture that.
We've got HG.
Great skills.
I've got to be like, I don't have any kids.
I've got to be leaving kids if I don't have kids.
I've got to leave kids if I don't have kids.
Both teams together a half time.
Let's do that.
Borg boss.
Oh, I appreciate that. Yeah, cat brat is my dad. No, I'm not your dad. I'm not your dad. You've not become lies. Now you're trolling. You know I hate trolling, so please stop trolling. Please stop trolling. I gotta pop this fucking cat back up. I got that here. Alright? I'll pop it back. No, no, it's still hard time.
I'm not trolling. I'm 25 real. November 13th 2000. I'm not lying. I don't know why everyone has such a hard time
understanding that I'm 25 years young. I'm gonna pause it real quick. I'm gonna
I need it real quick, okay?
I hear, you know why?
Because it's all the time, it's all the time.
40, 35, 40 for the 35, like I am 25, okay?
I hit puberty at a young age.
I hit puberty in the sixth grade.
I was obsessed with puberty.
I was looking in the mirror every day in like sixth grade
when my voice started getting a little deeper.
I would look in the mirror and look for armpit hair
every day. I was so excited for armpit hair. So excited for armpit hair. Okay. I was an
early bloomer. In seventh grade, I was pretty tall. And guess what? I haven't grown since
seventh grade. I have two older brothers. So also, I think having older brothers, I
was exposed to things at an earlier age. That guy just got our mail. I appreciate
that man. Expose things at an earlier age. So I think I just matured quicker at a younger
age and looked older younger. I grew a chin strap in 10th grade in high school. I started
shaving my mustache at the end of 6th grade, beginning of 7th grade every day so I could
grow a mustache. I started shaving my face every day so I could grow a beard. And
it happen and life hit me and now people think I'm 40 but I'm really fucking 25 all right
But what have you saved for freedom? They will decide this.
Absolutely. As we just build up to the second half, the referee is inspecting the studs.
Good. George Coyke and Marlon for all. Okay.
AJ Chaville's votes here and I'll keep going on about it, but just a hell of a look.
It's important to score. We have to score a goal to make that look justified.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Batch has got the highlights out this game as well, I've noticed.
Yeah.
Well, just to deserve all some of the gold.
There he goes, still.
Don't think it's time for that.
The fireworks are lit.
A fire is coming out.
You can feel the heat.
It's quite chilly up here.
No, I didn't.
Who has that constantly going on?
Love it.
Yeah, it was key.
I mean, it's expensive.
It's kind of sufficient in there.
And of course, the looking process.
Yeah.
Right, let us know in the live chat
who you're back in.
I
Think Marlin's gonna go off the second half
That's what I gotta tell you now, sir. Mr. Dancer
Stop using your phone. All right, I'm locked in
Brad, why aren't you cold-plunging because I'm what I'm reacting to the game with you guys right now
I'm not cold-plunging bro. You guys are fucking did you guys know how to rage me the fuck out of me?
I'll tell you that
I'm not a fucking racer.
Calm down, everybody.
Is that any that he's found?
Bro, Brad, you can react and come on at the same time.
No, I can't.
I literally can't.
Like, I literally can't.
Now you guys, now you guys, now after you stop,
we need jumping jacks.
I already cracked the jumping jack.
It's like, you guys, I'll talk.
And then you guys are like, all right, shut the fuck up.
And then I won't talk.
And then you're like, all right, now talk.
What do you want from me?
Holy shit, M3.
Yo, it's like, all right, I'm like, bro, I'm trying
to have fun today.
Come on.
This year, he's the hero.
Yeah, that's like...
Dude, it's so funny.
Alright, now, now, now!
Alright, now, now!
Shut the fuck up!
Alright, I'm going mute, then.
I'm going mute.
Guys, I'm gonna shut up.
I'm going mute.
I'm going mute.
I'm going mute.
I'm going mute.
Unless George Clark to kick us off.
Fun fact,
The Wembley Arch is actually based on this burrowse.
Can he get a goal again?
Fresh off of strictly come dancing, which is strictly come football.
Flattenburg had a few controversial moments.
Alright, unmute! Let's go chat! We are unmuted now!
Second half underway!
We've always been a second half team.
Always a second half team. We're gonna come out strong.
We're gonna finish what we started today chat and three community. We're gonna finish what we started
Here we go. Here we go. Let's go second half underway. Let's go spam the W's spam the W's spam the W's
Let's go. We're gonna finish what we started here today. We're gonna finish what we started spam W's. We're taking the W today
Here we go. Will and he is back on the pitch starting defense
He's looking to make the big clearance
Which is I see the shoppers
There's our guy right here. There's number three and oh shit. Oh
Take it out. It was used to be called the correct turn. Oh, here he goes
Bro, he's just got fucking tackled who's the fight who's boss, bro
I've get up and fucking shut off previous. I get up and shut fuck
Fosh just tackle him. Yeah, give him a fucking red
Fosh that was bullshit that was unathletic that was a lazy play so you had to go and tackle him
I would have been pissed if I were Marlon right there
I would have been pissed if I was Marlon right there
Fosh get the fuck out of here
I would get pissed I'd be fucking pissed
Yes!
Where does that lie?
Oh, this is going to be a great view of this.
Yeah, everyone step, Elfosh!
Elfosh! Elfosh!
Elfosh!
Hang on, there's a cameraman on the pitch.
No, that's not what I was talking about.
Did they know that was going to happen?
It's for all guys.
By the way, speaking of things that happened,
I don't know if you guys know this at home,
but at halftime,
John Nellis
took his credit card ding towels up on the screen.
There was an amount of money that could be spent on
from his a thousand-pound or ten thousand-pound, but it would spend people in the crowd would spend it
So there's all kind of things going on here, but Max and Fosh in the headlines once again is what Fosh does
Howdy friends, can I make it the journey man? Sup Brad, what up?
Nobody can he buy?
Don't you sure?
There he is. Give him back, give him go. All right, let's go. Take it home.
back on the ball no Marlon Marlon you got to take that all the way in take that
all the way in he's selfless take it oh no oh no
Danny Aaron said he was looking forward to this one I thought it was just a
terrible posture that he's skilled at with a plong. He's taking it very well. He's got
in front of his man and he's realized he's going for a really wide
don't have it to cross but actually it just holds for nothing but you're still
going to take the finish. I'm going to tell you what, he's not on the finish.
Come on guys again you got to give credit where credit is due. What a finish right there.
What a finish. And luckily there's a lot of game left. Luckily there's a lot of
A lot of game left. We're good. That was horrible though. That was bad. That was bad.
That was bad.
I think he's got to do everything he doesn't need to sketch gets ready only as far as Chris, not the best work from crystal up.
G and he stood behind sketch there not faith in his keeper.
Genie stood behind Skex there, not faith in his keeper.
Honestly, I think one of the big things for the keepers is what they do with the ball when they do get it.
Like we saw what happened in XTC, saves the penalty and then goes from a hero to a zero in his distribution.
M3, we gotta lock in!
M3, we gotta lock in!
Come on!
Come on, Black!
I mean...
He's a big PSG fan, and that's one of us.
AJ Chabeal.
The sideman said he's a more run player.
What's more trying listening?
He passed the ball. He passed the ball. No! Get back on defense!
You have to do KSI shit!
Oh no! Oh no! That's a great ball!
No, not another! Not another!
Oh my god!
Polacy in the net!
Polacy in the net!
Polacy has a goalkeeper!
This is ridiculous!
Absolutely, you're letting this guy fucking score on you, you're letting this guy score on you, who is this guy?
Horrible goal kick, horrible goal kick, take it out, put Lacey in there
We want Lacey
We want Lacey
Trash
Horrible, dude how do you not save that?
Elastic issue horrible and he's Chazer here against the main guess on that left foot
Maybe a slight deflection of the main
No, not sure. Oh, actually why don't you know how do you not say that?
How do you do this goalkeeper is so trash as his real name is Charlie sketches actually a good goalkeeper all over him for now
Dear defense horrible cookie. This is not looking good. Not looking good
We got we got we got we got a fucking turn it up black team
Black team we got to turn it the fuck up. I don't know what the hell is going on right now
Back under way then six four to the old stuff next goal is crucial if the YouTube boys get it
Jim just made a rare mistake to me
Josh
That penalty? That's a penalty in the box!
That's a penalty in the box!
Wait, coaches took out Marlon, not the goalkeeper. Who's the goalkeeper?
X? What's his name? X?
Yeah, X is trash in there!
We gotta make a fucking phone call to coach!
Put Lacey in the fucking net right now!
That's a penalty in the box.
Ron, that's a penalty in the box.
That was trash.
Horrible defense, Ron.
That's enough.
The review was successful.
A double-word on the penalty kick.
Who takes it?
It's got to be Josh Serkis.
The penalty kick.
Stranger things have happened.
Will it be a new one?
Come on. This is big. We need a momentum switch here. We need a momentum switch here. We need
a big momentum switch here. Big momentum switch. Come on.
He faces a penalty
AJ should be able to take it this time
We score
Of the beaters squad
Will it be a beat of penalty?
He's gonna make it a miss, he's gonna make it a miss
It's gonna be a goal, it's gonna be a goal
It's gonna be a goal
Oh
Let's go
Let's go
let's go we're back we are so back back back back back back back back let me get
a booyah booyah booyah booyah it's a big booyah
You can't bet that anyone should go the right way, don't you?
AJ said, the strength rowing is one of the biggest inspirations to start YouTube.
Well AJ, if you went part of the family one day, it'll be you sat next to me.
You're having a lot of fun.
Ha!
Give me a try, sketch.
Give me a try, sketch.
I don't know how to watch that back, do you know?
He moves early, he goes the right way.
Really well read.
Wow.
It was well read by the sketch.
I know, I was gonna have a kill, do you know?
My name is Brad.
My name is Brad.
Oh, yeah
My name is Brad. My name's Brad. My name's Brad
Yeah, we got a problem. Yeah, it's just live right now. We're fully live right now. This is a live match six five red
My own seems down by one. It's all good. We've been here before
Let's go. We've been here before there's no backing down
Let's go. We got to give this half everything we got black team got to give this half everything we got black team
Yeah, M3 slowly
I mean goes back. These guys are going back to their keepers. They're real confident, but she's amazing considering who they are.
Dude, it's got like X.
But he's got away with that there.
Bro, pass it up to three.
All stars at five, please.
Swing the ball around. Let's go. Go opposite.
Good move, good move, good move.
Alright, pass the fucking ball.
The fans are gonna miss.
Oh my god, there's got to be a breakaway.
My name's Brad.
Yeah, I've been streaming like every day I did the last few days I did like six seven hour streams
Streaming I'm streaming today with Jason go to I'm gonna train Jason go to Jim come on
My name is Brad Crowe, Twitch is Bradley Crowe, B-R-A-D-L-E-Y-K-R-A-U-T on Twitch.
Yeah, I'm a trainer.
Yeah, I trained Marlon and his boy the one time.
I forgot his boy's name.
But yeah, I trained Marlon's boy the one time.
Well, I am joined here by the one and only Andrew Jins.
Your friend Chazza just scored at Wembley.
How are you feeling?
I'm over the moon for him.
I'm actually the buzzer.
I said that before.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Marla, just take it in and score the fucking ball yourself.
Marla, just take it in.
Be selfish.
Be selfish.
Be selfish.
I don't understand it, but then at the end of the day, I just want to run on Jason's
to score that.
Exactly.
And it's looking good.
Be selfish.
At the moment.
I mean, anymore.
You already said who you want to score, but I mean from the other team, anyone who
once you're watching out for us.
Yeah.
So, two, three.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Let's go.
Tied it up.
Tied it up.
Tied it up.
Tied it up.
Tied it up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's a big booyah.
This guy like 15, 25.
Yeah, stop.
Let's go
Let's go, it's a big booyah this guy like 25 you stop that's a booyah
That's a booyah, that's a booyah
Yes, I am 25. I'm not lying
I love you Brad, I love you too. I appreciate you guys. Love the M3 community, you guys are the best.
It's been amazing to see the growth of the M3 community, what you guys are doing. Inspiration will say the least.
say the least I think you've got friend of the football man of the match out get
you're rating now for the lads that's why does one look different because I'm
not Marlon I'm Brad Marlon is certainly playing in the match right now I'm his
friend look over a stream and we're doing a live reaction for the game and
then Marlon may or may not come on Marlon may or may not be sparking up
right after the game too Brad who do you think will win black teams gonna
win I already know black teams gonna win black teams fucking got the fucking
win the ice in their fucking names you'll see. Here we are. Catch taking the right back
roll which means we're going to go to the center box. That first few minutes where the
old star scored two cryptos, you thought they were going to run away with it. No we did
not, we did not think the red team was going to run away scoring two goals right off
the ramp. An answer clearly you don't know the heart and the dedication that the
The black team has. Okay, announcer?
The red team is never gonna run away.
We're the black team. We never fucking back down.
Turn on the black team.
Delivery comes in.
Ooh!
Could have been a problem for a sketchy boy there.
No, boy, no. There he is with an E.
So, we need to just wait for him to come back to the game now.
Me and Team Saiband. Yeah, Team Saiband.
I like to watch you.
Oh, there's a lot of your daughters.
They've recently been to put the balloon.
Never back down.
Never back.
Never what?
Never back.
Never what?
We're also going to see Laserbeam get back involved here.
Nico's got a...
Nico can't catch a break today.
No one will obviously in the first half yet.
The chance earlier is we'll hit the post.
Brad, you look nasty.
I like working out.
I think he was, of course, first pick in the draft.
Do I like Kevin G and not sure Kevin G is oh shit
Bro they got put Lacey in the net our our goalkeeper acts as a trash
Yeah case I stretch to
Gaping hole
Pause gaping hole pause
Why does Marla look different because I'm not Marlin, I'm Brad, taking it over to stream,
doing a live reaction to the game that he is playing.
Marla is playing in the game.
He's playing in the game.
Are they taking out?
Coach, why the fuck are we taking out our best player?
Marlon is playing in the game.
Marlon is playing in the game.
I'm Brad, his friend.
That's on his stream right now.
Live reacting to the game.
He's a tricky player.
I'm not sure he's a striker for me.
Well, one man who has already struck successfully.
Josh Slakall like that one didn't go to plan.
Great comeback to play from the skipper.
He's got four around him.
WSFOLCAT.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, WSFOLCAT.
Well, here we go.
And it's on site.
Can you blame the autopsy? That's sensational.
Uh, well...
What the fuck? Was that a glitch?
What the fuck just happened there?
Was that a glitch?
What's my name? My name is Brad Crown.
Man, close, but there's the guy there.
I low key sound like 800s boss. I guess that's good.
Why did Marlin choose me to take over his stream? I'm not done with friends with him. I got a lot of energy and I got fired up over competitive shit.
Love watching sports. So, took over. That's why.
I'm not Marlin's dad. No, I'm not Marlin's dad.
Here you go, Ross. Lovely feet to the next level with what Ned has said.
Brad, here you go. Yeah, I appreciate that.
You're doing amazing, Brad. Thank you guys. I appreciate it.
Here's the amount of subscribers you know to adapt to getting stuck in.
Oh, hello. Fast feet here in the Spaniard.
It's got 16 million subscribers.
Oh, what a...
That was the Evermarlin's babysitter.
Jack, I was the Evermarlin's babysitter. I'm from the United States.
I did not grow up in Sweden.
And coach, can we please put in Marlish?
Can we please put it number three into the game?
Why is our best player out of the game right now?
Please have him enter the game.
I don't know Kevin G.
I hope he's a good guy, you're saying I look like him.
I hope, is Kevin G a good guy?
is Kevin G a good guy.
Hey, great defensive plays.
Kevin G a good guy.
Look at him there, the Frenchman's.
Yeah, I'm natty.
I'm natty.
Two point no.
I was really looking around into the game.
I'm natty.
He looks the part.
Well, a good second off performance, eh?
Two brilliant subscribers.
The Frenchman's here in 31 years of age.
Thanks very much, it's crying.
I think they needed that, based on the first half.
They needed someone just to help the whole Harry.
It's called here, can I find Jim? Jim's live on the tip, so I'll be thankful.
Black to hell.
Oh, she's left!
Oh!
He's left!
And he's right in!
And he's fighting off for the first half of the state!
With a lovely go!
Welcome, William!
Coach, can we put in Marlin?
Coach, can we put in Marlin?
She's bullshit!
He...
He wasn't picked initially.
But at least he now knows his country girls.
He gets his goal.
Why is he the good six-seller bullshit?
Six-seller stupid.
Not easy to finish bouncing up
It all starts back in the lane though seven six or should I say six seven it's us. It's football watch it football right now
We're watching a football
F you T
BOL football
watching football thank you boys here with Cal freezing now no not football
food ball your head food ball this is exactly how I planned it by two red
spell run are you in this is what you call execution yeah okay give me a
prophecy right now what exact how exactly is this game gonna end give me
the prophecy 10 6 I don't know if it's a good ball at the view of your team we
will not get food ball at the TV imagine the pain yeah 10 6 is the
prophecy you're doing a great job man it's nice to see a man in a red hat
do something nice for us back to you boys all the red team needs to do is
that we have shots on net and they will win the game because our goalkeeper
X is horrible.
He spoke to him in the gym earlier, he said he hopes he gets another gold today.
Maybe better than last year's one.
That was a chance, Clarke.
Absolutely.
He was lifting similar weights in the gym, if you want to know, as well.
Now, his weights from the goal goes on.
I'm rad, rad, rad, rad.
There we go.
Kick the shit out of you.
Get it out.
All right, it's rolling back in or what dick can we put him back in so we can come in and fucking squirtle
Oh Chris, their friends, well, they went to the same school.
Chris MD was actually speaking about, oh, hello.
This is the world, this is the street boat,
that is half a TV.
The big star's there.
You gotta give it some big,
stop it.
Lady boy, Chris MD could go back to offer,
the connection is up.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that was beautiful, beautiful.
Picture perfect, picture perfect goal right there.
beautiful deck W big W big beautiful
golf bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
great passing out gorgeous gorgeous
beautiful beautiful
the TV with the insistence.
Great work!
Gorgeous!
Between him and Chris M.D. was legit,
but it comes again here to Arthur,
and he sees the man as a villain.
Is he renowned?
No.
No.
Is it...
Zlatan?
No.
Is it V.Ary?
No.
Not the last one to remember him.
He's big star.
He knows where to be.
The position of maximum opportunity.
And he's converted it.
Look at it!
Drink it, dude!
You smell that?
You smell that?
It's absolutely a comeback.
You smell that?
You smell that?
You guys smell that?
You guys smell that?
It's a fucking comeback.
It's a fucking comeback.
Right now, chat.
Right, two boys.
Cal, three of you needs to get on that headset
and call in some sort of airstrike.
Call of duty
And Marlon back in the game too.
And Marlon is back in the game.
The number one Mogger on the internet, Marlon,
is back in the game.
He's got a Mog Direct team.
And the number one Mogger on the internet,
got a Mog Direct team.
I've been in the 9-9 squad line of last year.
The most goals you've seen in the game was 9-9, 18 goals.
I think we're going to, why don't we go see 20?
20?
Mog!
Mog!
Mog!
MOG! MOG! MOG! MOG!
Oh no. Holy ex. Ex. You gotta be more aggressive than that, buddy.
Yeah, you guys gotta chill with the fucking D1, the D1 Glaze, D1 Glaze.
Are we not allowed to cheer for people nowadays and like, support people?
All of a sudden it's just like, Glaze?
Then I'll be, I'll be D1 Glaser, I'll be the number one Glaser out there.
I just want to see people win and see people do well that's it
We got to fucking stop the fucking glaze culture like it's okay to quote unquote glaze
Bro, you're not a support people
Thank you preach
Retweet facts, thank you chat. I appreciate you guys like bro. You're latin
Cancel glaze culture
I want to kill society nowadays, can't root for people without being called a blaze in it?
Oh, D1 Blaze, D1 Blaze.
We're not watching Ice Hockey, we're watching Football.
We're not watching Ice Hockey, we're watching Football.
What sports do you play if you're athletic?
Football. American football.
play linebacker, American football.
Tell you anyone's fucking head off.
Love filling the fucking gaps.
Love filling the gaps.
Fucking head on head, fucking head bangs.
That's what you love.
American football, I played American football.
I was good at American football.
Played a little basketball too, played point guard.
Have you got it?
You get a shot, what?
Ah!
You want to go and get the damn guitar?
Absolute snipe! Absolute snipe! Absolute snipe! Absolute snipe!
Team Sidemen in the lead. Team Sidemen in the lead. Team Sidemen up.
We never backed down, I'm talking never backed down, never backed down.
Never backed down, never backed down.
Surely not.
I haven't cal us doing anything to sully this moment for a baby.
What a goal, what a goal.
I don't get it what's going on? What's the confusion? I was a clear cut in goal. Clear cut in goal.
Good challenge was unsuccessful. It was not a different handball. That's all goal.
Yep, confirmed goal. I don't know what all that fucking nonsense was. I don't know what that was. That was a snipe.
There's no way you're taking away that snipe from this guy. Absolute ripper. That was an absolute ripper right there.
It's not a handball. Stop texting my shoulders.
Absolute snipe.
Wow, that was a snipe.
Love you Bradley. Love you Chatsy. Love you guys. Love you M3.
W M3. Yo, W M3 in the chat. W M3 in the chat.
Wm3 in the chat
No, I'm not game straight
And three times KTS, let's go
All right Marlin your your doom Marlin you do for a goal Marlin your do for a goal
in the lead. A little bit of the quiet game. There's a midfield battle here. Toby fouls.
Yellow.
If they keep getting the ball to Toby, good things will happen.
No, it's not. I don't think it's bad to be gay. Go be gay.
If they go to Guy, he's not traitor.
Do whatever makes you happy. Do whatever makes you happy.
Yeah, dude, sketch lethal goalkeeper sketches a lethal goalkeeper
It's usually like Mog, but it's just Mog Dexcusey.
Yeah, I hate that.
Speaking of Mog, Foot Mog, who's your man on the match right now, guys?
Get on now.
I don't know who's going to get it on, though.
It's Simon.
It's all the same.
Come on, Marlon.
Who could be the hero?
Chazza, looking for Simon.
Good deception from Harry.
He could come back.
Bro, I think Marlon's going to be more aggressive.
Yeah, though.
Just mopping things up like a high school janitor.
Yeah.
Harry is part of the group channel Big Wedge, it's so refreshing to see what guys playing
golf.
Go on Vez! Go on Vez!
Great defense.
Harry's got these lines.
You should be able to...
Why am I not playing? I wasn't invited. I wasn't invited. I would play. I would
play. I would play a great game of defense too. And I will say, offense will win games,
But defense wins championships. I would not back down on that line anyone that crosses the middle of the field
They're getting a fucking shoulder in the stomach getting absolutely decked. I am with the man himself a B
No, I wouldn't score. I'll just play fucking awesome defense 100%
Oh
Really just like KSI
Dude we got to get X out of the ball can we see it replay
Yeah, we got to something else
Chats I make a call to coach
Chats I make a call to coach that was horrible
watch this
That is so bad
To me. All right. Yeah, we call coach
We got a call coach. We got a call coach. We got a call coach. We got a call coach.
We got a call coach. This is bad. This is bad. We got a call coach.
Uh, yeah, hey coach, uh, Brad, call it in right now. Uh, we got to get X out of fucking goalkeeper.
And we got to put Lacy in the goalkeeper. Lacy is a fucking body. Okay, we got to put a body in that net.
If we want to win this game, Lacey's got something right now, but let's take X out, and let's get Lacey into the net, okay?
We need a body. We need a body in that net right now. Not X, okay? That's not X.
Thank you coach.
Let's take a flight.
We're in a bit of a hell of a nightmare to the size of this game.
I'm 25! I'm 25 that's a booyah!
Booyah! It's a booyah!
I'm not playing there!
Look at that!
You know Wembley?
What's another thing?
It was MDL vs United and there was only one winner!
The postman becomes the ghostman there!
I wonder if Ginger sort of said to his mate there go and have a go at Wembley
because he's really not worth the game.
I'm not entertaining about the age, shit!
Don't entertain the age, shit!
Don't entertain!
13 minutes plus added left!
We're gonna get 20!
And remember to donate visit cybernfc.com all these goals
It can spare some change hi hi hi
Hi
Hi hi G motion
Hi Jack hi hi hi
I think we'll have to go to the table and put some medicine on.
Oh no! Where's the defense?
Can you get his game back?
No! No!
Oh! Crossbar!
Get the fuck out!
Marley, get the fucking ball right now!
Marley, get the ball!
Marley, get the ball! Go! Go!
Ew! Beautiful!
Oh! Marley, follow it! Follow it! Follow it up!
Okay.
Where'd he go?
All right, let's go.
That's the left, surely.
Skip football, you know.
One alpha.
Go, one alpha.
Go, one alpha.
Oh!
No!
Ah!
Jake C would go number two.
Jake C would go number two.
Wow, what a follow-up.
That's why you never get up on a play.
Wait, how's it 8-8?
Should be 10-8.
Wait, should be 10-8.
10-8, not 8-8. What are they doing?
Bro, it should be 10-8.
Bro, it should be 10-8.
What are they going in?
Beautiful follow-up, Jamesy.
Yeah, it's 10-8. No, it's 10-8.
10-8.
way from the old stars at the right time here there we go that's the school
yeah it's ten eight yeah ten eight and the YouTube all stars need to respond with
ten minutes wow wow jakesy way to follow up yeah there you go ten eight
jakesy way to follow up on that sketch buddy do better oh marlon's going hard
on defense oh oh come on Marlon
Oh shit, is he hurt?
Oh no, uh, no he's fine, he's fine.
Oh, he's fine.
Oh, intercepted.
Come on.
pretty good right now but don't forget the guys on the bench half of the AB on a
nine and a seven. So based on those... Come on, beautiful pass. Alright, dude why did
number four just stop running?
Jinx on an 8.7, two goals for him. I mean if you're talking about last year, obviously
Sketch got it because he did what we didn't expect him to do as a hundred
dot story. Surely Jinx is the same guy this year, man, stuff like that.
Here we go, George Clark, Danny Arons, where'd he go on goal?
Oh, Clarky.
You won't score like that.
Hi, hi, hi, hi.
They need to hear it.
Who's it gonna be?
Yeah, these racers, check them out on footmob.
Holy nature.
What is the stage you need an oxygen tank or what?
Hi Joe, Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan here.
What is going on guys? It is Brad here.
We are live on Barlett's Twitch right now.
We are live reacting to Side Men charity matches now.
10, 8 Side Men in the lead.
They are in the lead and I don't think they are going to be going back.
I'll tell you that.
They are in the lead and they are going to put that foot on the gas pedal
and keep running to get up just running it up okay so even put on the gas belt
I'm gonna run it up don't need this when you're losing you're gonna press him
it's like watching the sluts team yo Steve stop Toby's the player you want
on the ball now we can just wind that clock down so we encourage that here
Here we go, Batch.
Oh no. Oh no. Wait, get back on D!
Oh no, that's a goal. Easy goal.
Holy X! X! Play the game right there!
I might have been to play the game right there by X.
Play the game by X. Wow. What a save.
year being the nine all so one more goal will put us into uncharted territory even
for a Sidemen charity man. If you're the youtube all stars you just need someone
with energy someone to get at him. It's looking good for the Sidemen though so
many openings for them and this man has made such a big TV on the right. I think they took Marlon out.
Dude how are you taking Marlon out with like eight minutes left in the game.
Come on X.
X, let a fucking jump on the ball.
Yo, everyone go vote Marlon.
Everyone go vote Marlon now.
Everyone, yo, F3 community, oh shit.
Alright, alright, that was a fucking snipe.
Alright, that was a snipe.
That guy's good, that guy's good.
Whoever the fuck, Nimmer?
Who was that, Nimmer?
What does his name say, Nimmer?
That guy's fucking good.
Yo everyone go vote Marlin right now, M3 community, let's go. Come on. M3 we got 9,000 people in here, go vote Marlin right now.
Yeah dude, minister is fucking good. Minister is fucking good, but you gotta put Marlin back in the game, we got fucking 7 minutes left.
You gotta have your best player on the fucking field.
Mods can you guys vote the yeah, yeah, it's 10 where you can vote
It's been where you can vote
Ten nine what a game Chris and beef wants to get that two goal lead reinstated great little through
Very hard
I
Just down there. I'm shit typical Arsenal fan just can't shit gotta hold it till the game's over
Hi Brad highly up
But the Josh open play goal the big star goal the moments from the line Marlin is playing in the
Guys are real if you guys have been a real bottom supporter, you know how much this game means to him
Train it for it. This is a target here. I've been a big goal this to play this game. Now. He's playing in it
This is playing in the game
Hi, Brad. Hi Leo. Hey Brad. Hey
Good save, X!
Let's go X!
Let's go X!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
Josh in the box!
Go to the bench, James!
What are you doing?
Take it yourself!
Be self-lipped!
Be self-ish!
Not self-list!
Be more self-ish!
Looking for Toby.
Paul's been passed there from Chris.
He should go out with his head in his hands.
Shades.
There's been a few moments where Josh has been very unsightly.
He's just been putting in the 10, of course, despite winning it.
He's tried to play as teammates in and he's got his goal.
Hope he doesn't regret it, though.
All stars, press in the sidemen here, come on.
Nicko wearing the shades here as well.
Is that going to improve his...
Clearly, it's improved his...
Bro, they got to put Marlon back in the game.
Got to put, there's like four minutes left in the game.
They got to put Marlon back in.
Actually, Akers, hello.
Turning out the skills now.
Confidence has just come on loops and back.
Wow, does this game go into a shootout?
If this game went into a shootout,
that would actually be electric.
Exactly, Chazer.
Oh
Wow
Wow, hi Brad. Hi
You this might go to shoot out. You guys think this goes to shoot out
You think red ties it up or what I found Aaron's both of whom have scored today
Nick starts trying to take JJ
The desk for this big out of shit so bad
Wow, they tied it up.
Dude, they tied it up.
Wow, we had a ball game, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a ball game here at the Wimbledon.
I think it's called the Wimbledon Stadium.
We had a ball game and it's tied now.
10-10.
Team Sidemen still has their best player, Marlon,
on the sideline with three minutes left to go.
Dude has this fit a part of the script.
Is this a part of the story?
Do they put Marlon back into the game?
And he comes and hits a game winning goal.
Chat, M3 community, is this all a part of the script?
Is this all a part of the story?
We shall see, ladies and gentlemen, coming up.
We shall see.
Game winner all part of the story all the part of the script
Oh, he's back in yo here we go. Here's the script. Yeah, Marlin's back in he's back in he's gonna hit a game winner
It's all part of the story. It's all part of what he's Marlin's going to hit a game winner M3
Marlin and when he hits the game winner M3
Chad needs to go absolutely bananas ballistic. Let's go guys get the chat rolling guys
We have like a minute and a half left minute and a half left. He's I'm telling you here
It comes Danny boy. He's gonna get it and he's gonna score
Okay, he's gonna send it in
Follow it up follow it up follow it up follow it up W. Scripps
Oh
I think that's bro. You guys got to stop the glacial bro. It's not what I'm doing is
You know as in an answer, you know as if you were as we have to the game
This is what's going on the dome. It's going on the dome
You know I had I have a good read on things and what I'm reading right now is Marlon is going to have the game winner
And win the MVP. Okay. That is what's happening
Here's what here we go
No!
He's gonna have to get in there.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Wow!
I'm telling you, it's all part of the script!
Number three is gonna get the ball scored. It's all part of the script.
It's a great angle, isn't it? Wow.
It's not bad to be here shot. Is that a save? No.
It was very close. It doesn't make them whiskers.
That would have been it. We would have been game over.
How much extra time is there? It's been a master class comeback.
How much extra time is there? I don't think so.
10 less I look like. How crazy. No entry time played. We are going for penalties.
Oh my god, we caught it. Pedalty kicks too.
Recall it better than kicks! Shoot out! Recalled it! Recalled it! We said Red was gonna score and it was gonna be a shootout.
We said Red was gonna score and it was gonna be a shootout.
Bad. Bad.
Are they gonna have more than ice it? Like for the game winner.
I'm telling you, just get an ice it for the game winner and win MVP.
It's all part of the script.
I'm actually here, let's be honest.
There's other people in the combo this year.
But a dog keeping master class could change it.
Who, if anyone, would you expect to save the day here?
Sketch or Exclusive?
I mean, if you go off the green, you choose Exclusive Sketch.
Exclusive did save a terrible, no, you didn't.
It is, you didn't save it.
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
Wow, we are going into a shootout.
We are heading into a shootout.
That's very true.
Very true.
Exclusive, I mean, and then Sketch got to one
Wow
Dude do not put Lacey in for a penalty kick
They not put Lacey in
Bro do not put Lacey in
Oh they actually put Lacey in for a penalty kick
Bro they actually put Lacey in for a penalty kick
Bro they're like trying to lose the game
Oh we're so fucked
Oh we are so fucked in this
We're fucked. We're fucked.
Dude, we are so fucked.
He's gonna be stable Ronaldo. You look at what he did in that game. That's not enough for me.
He's got fresh legs.
Let's see what Ben has got across pitch size.
Okay, so, we're going to penalties. It's official. It's a side men's charity match goal record.
We're here with... I think you're the last penalty scorer.
Yeah, my name is Brad.
So, number one, why are you gonna take another penalty?
Bro, they've gotta put Ronaldo in the lead. Bro, the lead is not gonna...
First thing I want to say is that I'm very proud of XQC.
Yeah, the win in Ronaldo, yeah.
All those years of hands on keyboard and not leaving his room
would have caused us some problems today.
But you know what?
He actually pulled off crazy saves.
And he even saved the penalty kick.
No, no, guys, it's penalty kicks.
Guys, the game I'm to recap right now.
The game, the Sideman Cherry Match right now
is tied 10 to 10.
We are now heading into penalty kicks.
We are now in penalty kicks.
These guys, some guys haven't scored, I want them to score, I want them to go home.
I hate to say it, but X is a trash goalkeeper.
I hate to say it, he's a trash goalkeeper.
We'll head back to you now.
Sketch has been pretty fucking good.
Oh my god, it just froze.
Oh no, oh no, malfunction.
Oh no, malfunction.
No, malfunction.
All right, we're still on, we're good.
After a moment, we can switch to the bow.
Great shot.
That should definitely be the strategy.
Mark Kuttenberg.
Are we still?
Are we caught up?
Mm-hmm.
All right, yeah.
So it's time.
10-10.
The only thing is, if you guys have been here, you guys have seen.
I've been goalkeeper.
Max has been horrible.
Terrible goalkeeper.
Mid couple good saves, but overall, does not seem to be coordinated.
On the other hand, Sketch, as the Decibel's team, or I don't know fucking team that is, or if that's a sponsor on the jersey, whatever it is,
Sketch has been a rock-solid blow-keeper.
It's live.
It's- I clicked live, we're good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, malfunction.
Of course.
Okay, we're good.
Are they really having Lacy's because of PK?
Dude, if it's Lacy, oh my god, Lacy's actually kicking it.
Oh my god.
No way.
There's no way.
Yeah, I'm doing a workout stream today at 11AMPSD at training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
Training.
I'm not kidding, I literally said I'm live.
Alright, who the hell, who's going, please see it.
I think, if someone says to you, you haven't scored a Wembley, do you fancy a gun?
You've got to say yes.
Dude, do you know where they actually take pick, Lacey?
That's insane.
I didn't think he'd look.
Dude, you start going to win.
Guys, I know.
It's hard to have faith in X right now.
After seeing his performance in the net today, really tough to have faith for them
right now.
Sketch has been a fucking great shithouse in that net today.
The hell of a look it really is.
You saw someone moving down the street like that? He's going down right now?
Wait! It's not over! The game is not over! It's Tide 1010!
The game is Tide 1010 right now! It's Tide 1010!
It's Tide 1010! They're going to shoot out right now.
They're going to shoot out.
They're having Lacey kick and not Marlon?
Is that what's happening right now?
Lacey's kicking and Marlon's not.
Something's happening.
I'm going to get you to go.
The manager's spelled happy with screen time.
Wait, the managers are kicking?
Oh, damn, I do not get X.
X
Freezy is going first. He is the All-Stars first.
XQC done.
Dude, there's no way. Come on, X.
Special Ed Lasso.
Dude, come on, X.
What have you got?
Dude, that was fucking straight at it.
X, that was straight at you.
All you had to do was put your fucking hands up.
Bro, we're fucked.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
X, it was right at you.
It was right at you ex right at you. We're so doomed
Yeah, we're screwed
Bro ex like ran away from the balls. Oh, here you go. Here you go. Take the net and score your goal
I just want to fucking blow the game for the team
Jack Joseph
Bro
This is not good. This is not good. This is not good. This is not good. This is not good
Dude, this is not good. This is not good
Is the dream stuff of the youtube all stars? Yeah, X is not saving any shots
The trophy X is not going to save any shots in Spain 16. I agree sketch to go too good in that
If X is a shot, it's gonna be a fucking miracle point. I sure it's gonna be a miracle. We've got high expectations
I think it's yours Spain they produce great footballers
Wait so Fred scores it's done will it be if red scores. It's done
Well, it'd be male
Yeah, no way, yeah, no way I could save him that.
Yeah, that was a hard one.
Oh, so it's a gont score than their fuck.
Oh, laser beam!
They're calling it laser beam, not Marlon for this right now.
Yeah, we're doomed.
Yeah, we're doomed.
Yeah, we're doomed. We're doomed.
I already clicked live chat. I clicked live. This is live. This is live.
He needs to score this, but the Sidemen might be in big trouble.
Sketch there is a phenomenal record from the penalty spot.
I've been sketch phenomenal goalkeeper
Why did they just have Marlon go in and fucking shoot I think that's a game
GGs right?
Is it GGs?
Why the fuck are you smirking? Why are you smiling? This is not fucking funny. You think it's a fucking joke?
You think it's a fucking joke?
This is a fucking joke!
He's smirking, he's smi- Bro, this shit's not funny!
This shit is not funny!
It's not funny, I don't like laser, whatever, who the fuck is laser?
Why the fuck is laser smirking?
You're fucked!
3-3 here. X can't save shit.
CUT! CUT!
We saw this coming. Bro, we were fucked with the PKs. We were so fucked with the PKs.
Thank you Adam.
It's a huge shout who goes next.
I thought the laser beam going up second
after the miss was a big call.
He's backfired for Jack Joseph
who obviously missed his pen too.
I think it is Chris and V stepping up.
Well that's a good choice so
he's running up.
Chris, it's easy.
That's more like it.
There you go. There you go.
Actual fucking football player comes in
and fucking reps one.
Chris, um, Chris and me, it's just clinical.
But remember thing, if this is now a score to win scenario...
So simple.
Chris knows what he's doing.
So simple.
He should have put him first.
Yeah, I know why they didn't fucking put it first.
I think it's just to win it.
So simple.
For all your stars.
I don't think X is going to save one shot.
He's got the boss.
Well, he will be the boss if he scores this.
GG, Brad.
You're a good guy.
Thanks for replacing Marlin.
I got you guys.
WF3 community.
I think Marlin might go live after, so you should definitely stay on.
knows a lot about the bank, pick the fucking sheet let's go
Mr. Who's the boss?
Yeah if he scores they win
Who wants to see the boss?
This is SKC's moment, really taking
That's the game
That's the game
Start coming
That is to entertain yourself.
And he will start the best I've ever made.
Trash, guys stay on.
I think Marlon's going to be popping on.
I think Marlon's going to be coming on.
Two or two more styles, and a bust again.
Stay on top of the beams today.
Chat Marlon coming on.
Marlon's going to be coming on.
Marlon's going to be coming on, so stay on.
For the close game interview, Marlon.
That was Trash.
Absolutely fucking Trash.
Absolute trash
Horrible he's only gonna do it cow freezes said he would lead the YouTube all starts the victory and he's doing it on penalties
What happened to the sidemen?
I don't know what happened either, but I can listen to you all day
Go to plan especially six days great fucking report. We've had some absolutely huge report
What's what's it? We've obviously had Trevor the coach helping Jinxie scored not one but two goals
Niko's gold Elvish. We've had offside LWL's in the chat
WL's in the chat batter it's order crazy. We're not set up to do it, but let's
Okay, we're not gonna. We're not gonna go. Yeah, let's see L's report all day
I'm gonna try and get as many players as the L's report all day. There's a lot to talk about today
So many goals scored and all Ethan's Ethan you're limping on the outside, but how do you feel on the inside?
I was staying. I'm so happy for the boys. I'm just gonna have them scored a better way
Coaching was trash
Yeah
Yeah, I'm going to bed, my old age is pretty good, I'm going to go to bed.
But yeah, W charity guys, I'm pretty sure that Bob Lambray is going on the money for charity.
Great job, uh, Els, go in the frame.
Let's go, Els, go, Els looks mad tall.
Honestly, half time.
Dude, how tall is this shit?
Dude, how?
Dude, how tall is Els?
Bro, this shit is my fucking final 11.
Holy shit.
Yeah, depends, you know, what you're going to do.
She's 6-1.
But if you went on 6-1, you saw everyone talking about your goal.
Your goal in the second half was one of the best in the game.
So, your team are running.
She does hype mug me. I'm 5'6 and a quarter.
I'm 5'6 and a quarter.
She's out of your league, but hey.
Confidence. That's what I'll tell you.
All comes down to confidence.
I just pray that thing went up.
18th, thank you.
Okay, magicians never tie their tricks.
When people watch...
Alright, if you guys are new here,
stay locked, yo, stay...
Marley's getting sparking up at like...
Like, glad I'm seeing this.
You guys are gonna see Marley
spark up like, on the fucking field.
That's pretty sure.
Alright, don't enjoy it, Max.
Yeah, Marley's gonna be sparking up.
We've got Nick and Milana over there with ours now.
We've got Nick Carmelana over there with ours now.
Well, we have a particular vengeance story here today
and redemption from Nicko, because you did get your goal in the end.
Yeah, I mean, I got the goal in the end.
Obviously, I'm absolutely devastated to have lost.
And if you actually do the map, if we had that goal allowed, we would have won.
So I'd like to put in a formal review.
Well, I mean, that's why I agree.
That should be a Sidemen win, if I'm completely honest.
And I should have two goals on my record.
Yeah, we've got to take up with Mark Plattenberg after us then.
We were up 10-8. We were up 10-8, blew the lead, and then up.
We went to PK's, it was GG's, it was WRAP's.
W Brad, hold it down, I appreciate you guys.
thing is winning side today and just
the best way so many people I don't think
Leopard Cards are humans. I don't think Leopard Cards are humans.
But yeah, WM3 community. Yeah, this was absolutely
illustrious. The first time watching
Siden & Charity match. This was fun.
Actually, this was a lot of fun to watch.
Now we're just waiting on Marlon to come in.
Marlon's going to come in though.
Yeah, Mar- so you guys stayed at Heath Hayes' shirt?
And you guys got- yeah, Marlon's coming in.
I've just holding it down until he comes in.
So yeah, we can do whatever.
So we keep watching this shit or move on to something else.
Just that one. The other two, I'll be honest.
The other two stunk. For that one I was quite happy with.
So what did you think?
That one was brilliant.
I don't think I could do it better myself.
But he made it look very, very easy, so well done.
And also, I was gonna say, fitness wise, the levels have to be pretty high to be able to play a full match.
Okay, tell me you're sure, okay, keep watching.
Alright, keep watching. Alright, we'll keep watching.
Uh, I'll look at that.
Brad, we know you got a shit, bro. I got a shit so bad.
I should not wait for Marlon to get off this.
But we're holding it down.
We got to earn the shit. We are earning the shit.
We cannot leave this room, not leave this chair, until Marlon.
In jest, it goes live from Wemby. Here, okay?
So my shit can hold. We're clenching the cheeks right now.
Do a shit online, I can't because I'm on live off desktops.
I shit my pants right here.
Brad, W, read a chat.
I got a shit so bad.
Obviously we're here to raise money and the amount we've raised is just surreal.
I can't thank everyone who donated, all the brands and everything.
Thank you so much.
Thank you to you for not only talking to us, but making it so entertaining.
Also, how do you celebrate then?
What goes on now?
A filthy pizza and a couple beers.
Excellent!
I got a shit so bad.
Thank you very much.
Congrats.
I'll let you go and enjoy the teammates and get a few of them to come over and say
hi.
I'll try my best.
I'll try my best.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What a game. It always, always delivers, it never fails to entertain us. What did you make of it overall?
Your first experience of being here at this charity match at Wembley?
It was very, very entertaining. A lot of laughs, and a lot of woos or feelings.
You don't know what's going to happen next, but yeah, it was really good to see the amount of people that turned out.
Brad, you should stream. I do stream. My Twitch is BradleyCrow, B-R-A-D-L-E-Y-K-R-A-M-T.
to them. I'm going live today. I do a lot of gym
streets. A lot of gym stuff. Training J. C. Go today. What did you enjoy?
Yeah, what are you doing? A lot of gym stuff. I do a bunch of fitness challenges too.
Fly Mount Everest on a stair master. It took me
28 hours, so 44,000 to 44,000 steps. I did 24 hours on a treadmill.
I ran a hundred miles at the beginning of the year in January as we ran a
25 hours
I swam 13.1 miles
This month I'm doing a push-up challenge
So I'm going to attempt to do 10,000 push-ups
Cannot leave this game until I do 10,000 push-ups
I'm going to be doing that at the end of the month
The way that press-up started
The hardest thing I hit was my goalie's face
To win that to winning Hannah
10,000 push-ups I'm attempting to do. I can't leave the gym until I can clean 10,000 push-ups.
How do you prep for that? You don't prep for it.
Like think about life, you can't really prep for some things in life. You just throw yourself into the fire
and then you figure it the fuck out. We're human. We adapt. We overcome. We figure shit out.
It's all, it's a fucking mentality. That's it.
I got a 10 mile run today. I
got a run. I'm not. Today. I
said 10 mile wrong. Today.
That feeling of playing here.
Machine run. Yeah, I appreciate
that. Yeah, just want the diamond
gym, too. It's really cool.
In a way that I've never
experienced before. Absolutely
crushed on a gym. You completely
forget. You forget what
the ball. One K. for just your
10 sets. Yeah, guys are waiting
for Marlon to come on because
there was pressure in that
moment. Even though they were
ahead, there's pressure in every
penalty that you take. Absolutely.
You take the women's pen and to
score like that. Bottom bins
there's no chance to keep
the same in that. So it's a
great pen. Are you sure? I'm
not a great penalty taker myself
so you put me to show you
that penalty to the others
with you. But people think
it's easy to do but that
long walk to the penalty
I think before they throw my foot ball in front of like if I had 10 miles on my schedule that my coach would send me
It was like a fucking walk in the park. I was running like
12 13 14 15 plus miles every day
Yeah, Marlon's gonna stream Marlon's gonna stream so I'm just waiting I got a shit so bad
Let's take it down to the stats and have a look at exactly how they run a marathon.
So I thought that Lacey and Marlon were doing a marathon together when they were linked up
or on a leash together.
I thought they were running a marathon.
I didn't realize it was like a gaming marathon linked together.
I thought they were actually running 26.2 miles while linked up together.
That's mad funny. I was gonna piss on the camera. I kind of wouldn't be invited to that. Yeah
Leasy can never I think we see good. I see probably want to do it in a fast time
I think it could
Yes, the real Marlin is gonna stream
The real Marlin is gonna be hopping on stream. I'm just waiting for the okay to switch to things
I got a shit so bad. What a guy didn't do very well loss last year. W idea. Why not do that?
Well, tell Marley, tell Marley to listen to a trained-up running marathon, 26.2 miles.
But, man of the match.
Is this real?
There we go.
This is for you.
I've been told to keep silent.
I'm going to keep silent.
Frans, go mute.
I won this last year.
I was very disappointed in my performance, and I let a lot of people down.
And I told myself, if there's ever another match, I'm going to train and actually take it seriously.
because when you're out here with the crowd,
you lose endurance in two seconds.
So I just trained and I had a couple of chances
and I finished them when they came.
And shout out to Arthur for passing it to me.
Shout out to my trainer, Trevor.
Shout out to my family.
And I still don't know how I won this.
This is insane.
Congratulations to Jinx who are
going to head back to the pundits for a little bit
of a deeper dive into this afternoon's match.
Let's go.
Thank you very much, Minyo. What a moment it has been. It was just really, really lovely
to hear the thoughts of all of the winning players really gutted for those that haven't
won, because you could hear how disappointed they were, because this means so much. But
overall, Misha, how much have you enjoyed this whole event?
A lot. I came here with not much expectations, but it was very entertaining.
Okay. What are you guys saying? Don't talk.
So I take command from the chat, but now I'll talk. But yeah, Marla's going to
I'm pretty soon I open I gotta get I'm farting now mad dude. Oh boy
No, bro
Hold it down tomorrow and tosses ingested here. Thank you very much
and what a game of football we have just seen.
No shit, no, I'm not letting it up.
Right now, what I'm doing is what I'm letting out are farts.
Right now, I got like, three shit farts.
I'll let them rest.
But we are faking stream, doing our duty,
doing our job today.
And he may feel disappointed.
Especially the manager.
He got me!
To the Sidemen charity match,
boarded down the M3 community.
The game's over if you're moving here.
You have the game ended.
Oh, I'm sucking it up.
I'm fucking luching the cheese right now.
Let's go, Marilyn!
They would have won the game, so ifs and buts.
But it is two years in a row.
The Sidemen have been on the losing side
of the only four of them on this occasion, of course.
Bro, I got it.
to the successful Altsfarrs side but a great moment for these lads who have made this whole thing
after obviously Ctoby and Vic behind Josh there Harry also on this team of course 10 years since
that first game of Southampton killing out Wembley two years in a race the stuff teams are made
of and more dreams of culture. Marley got his shit hurt i know bro i got some shit
among creators it's an amazing occasion it is and everyone plays a part even those who
where is marlin
it's still on the next occasion for them to
where is marlin
and to have us come and tell them
i'm not taking a poop i gotta wait till he hops on
i gotta know i gotta wait till he hops on
marlin's seeing what x can't send a ball for
shit oh there he is right now all right so he's gone to the locker room
They have a real redemption arc for last year. It's great for him to pick up that trophy.
And obviously this is a losing signal. It was up as we pulled the 5 minute FC. Just getting a moment here.
In that royal box of course we see a great cap winner. All the big winners that are crowned here at Wembley. What is that hat?
W. Marliff there. W. Marliff there. Big moment for him. I know he... this was a big goal of his playing this match.
And he had a goal, he scored.
And a bit like that for Jack Joseph.
And he's ultimately taken the penalty.
And he's missed it. Did he help?
Guys, if you're new in the chat right now, Marlon's going to be joining in, I think, probably from the locker room.
So, hang tight, because Marlon's got to come on.
Yeah, game's over.
Bro, I'm streaming right now.
Bro, they've been a massive part of this great occasion.
The winning team waiting in the wings there, of course, the All-Stars.
Two years in a row now
So I might be happy I'm gonna have to do it again. They're gonna have to be kind of sure you don't lose finish on our notes do you?
He's a very interesting
Like guys on auto desktop, I can't go group and take you guys
We're gonna keep pushing
We're waiting for Marlon to hop on the ingest.
Are you guys fired up to see Marlon on the ingest or what?
Chad, M3, are you guys fired up to see your guy?
You fired up to see your guy?
This is not Marlon, I know Marlon's playing the game.
That is Mark up.
Despite having a better past in the game,
it's probably dominated the possession of you.
Marlon got a lineman to 60 minutes.
He had high expectations.
He set the bar high.
He still kicked the ball.
Ain't no way he's got a lineman, 60.
There he is.
Oh, there he is.
I think he showed it at the time, but then the quality.
Harry's not just the picture she took of him.
That'll do, she says.
Covered from that ball to face.
That'll be okay to go.
Football.
There's the trophy that's served as one, man.
Yeah, he's gonna get that in a minute.
Can I pick it up?
Yeah, Marlon's an IRL stripper. No, I'm in L.A.
Right now I'm in L.A. and that'll go to Z-Polter.
You'll work out, Streamy.
even though he's on the losing team I'm not in London
I feel like a winner as Will and A did his best to lose the match
oh you guys are a troll in it
he had won first half to second half first half
yeah who the hell set 60 minutes
second half put it in the back of the net for his team
and what is ultimately a very important goal
Will and A recently filmed a video called
yes yes yes
and thought to surprise me
the video we did at the bar was
yes Marlon scored a goal
Lost as gaffer for the Sidemen last year change teams and now got the W. He said
I'm not in London. I'm in LA. I'm in LA. Well, I will take some of your best players with me. That's all right
I did not score rock and trash same with the weed
W grab you love your dad. I love you guys love the M3 community
It's been so fun to watch Marlon's journey, you guys have shared it, it's been really inspiring too, as I started live streaming right around like one year ago.
Marlon definitely had a big impact on that when he was living at this house, and I just remember like having a conversation with him, talking about his journey.
He told me that he walked in for 365 days and when we were having that conversation, it was like over a year from that lock-in of just like actually going all in on his dreaming and see the recognition to see his stuff to start going was super inspiring.
I started livestreaming. I love the shit. Love interacting with people. Building communities is really cool to do.
So it's been an awesome journey to see what he's accomplished in the last like year, year and a half.
It's been really cool. Hope they inspire some of you guys out there too.
to just go and, you know, lock out the haters, lock out the naysayers, and go chase your dreams.
You know, a lot of people will count you out, a lot of people will doubt, but if you have a goal,
if you have a vision for yourself, go and chase it. Go and chase it, because at the end of the day,
you only have one life to live, and it's up to you, and only you, on how you want to live it.
Do you want to be a sheep, and follow the herd to the slaughterhouse,
Or do a branch off and become a lion and lead the fucking pack and lead the fucking pack and
Leave the pack
In defense today conceded ten
with the scorer team without him.
Probably 10-10.
I'm not in London, you guys, I'm not in London.
I'm not in London.
No, no, no!
Guys, we're staying live. Marlon's tapping on.
Marlon's tapping on, yo.
He keeps him kept three. Marlon's tapping on.
What a moment it is, young men here,
victorious at the home of English football,
when this day didn't come,
sold out crowd.
I'm not Cosmo, I'm not Marlin, brother Cosmo too, Mr. Redd. How long are you in London for?
I'm not in London, I'm Marlin to Marlin. I'm not with Marlin, I'm literally in LA right now on my PC.
You guys didn't say I'm in London, but I'm not in London.
If I was in London, I would tell you.
If I was in London, I'd be a fucking plenty watching the game.
Okay, I'm in the valley.
All right, I'm in the valley, not L.A.
It's safe shit, L.A. is the thing.
I'm not Cosmo.
No, I'm not Cosmo.
Brad hits the gym about six days a week.
Yeah, I can do about six days a week.
Take one rest there.
I'm not in... dude. Yes, I'm on Marlin's account. The whole point of this was to come on the Marlin's account. I don't know if you guys were here for the Marathon, but when Marlin was like traveling and shit and couldn't be streaming, he had a brad takeover. Brad takeover. And I'll take over and stream and connect with the Empty community and go nothing, you guys.
ton of fucking fun.
Then for the game, for this game,
yesterday, I was streaming, some of my chat was like,
yo, Malin's trying to find someone to take over the stream.
So I hit him,
to go down to take over the stream
while you're playing it and do live rack
on your Twitch.
And then after the game,
I'll just keep streaming until you're ready to go live.
So we've got the fucking chat buzzing
written right now.
And now we're here, and now we're probably
pretty close to Malin
to pop it up.
He's lost an airport.
Goodbye there, 16 minutes, subscribers.
Bro, I got a shit so bad.
Easy there, from France, it's a continental affair these days, guys.
You've got a great heart, bro. Love your energy, gonna follow you, see more.
Dude, I appreciate that. Bro, that means everything, alright?
That means everything. Back in high school.
Back in high school, I was like 15 years old.
One thing that I learned, one thing that I learned, that I've lived by, I've lived by.
Be a good, genuine person and good things will happen to you.
It's 3D printing, it's fine.
It's not all the time, most of the time, good things will happen to you.
Another thing that I learned, beat people with kindness. Beat people with kindness.
I'm not going to shit until Marley gets on.
I'm not in 100, don't you quote, I appreciate that.
They all played the part, actually.
Brad, why are you ruining Hank?
Um, I got pranked.
I was filming with Nick Narissina, who I lived with here.
Marlon Limplestio.
We were filming in...
We were filming in Australia for the YouTube channel, and I came back.
And I got pranked.
And someone...
Caned my pirate Hank, made it like a little, like, fucking, like, little girl's room.
Fuck, I'm not a princess dead.
dead freak the fuck out of state problem I'm grateful that I have a roof over my head
things could be a lot worse in life but
dude I'm clutching so bad right now
I don't think you could go better than last year's 9-9.
You win two goals better.
Bro, they better come on soon, because I got to beat them too.
And YouTube All-Stars, Victorious, again.
Surely the Sidemen have to get their vengeance in 2027.
Sidemen FC split up YouTube All-Stars.
Dividing Conker is the theme of their day.
Crazy the Victorious manager lifts it high.
Tezinga! Sorry, must have been thrown into your left stand.
What a win to these boys who would have died if they lived long in the memory.
And millions raised for charity, of course.
That's what it's all about.
If you have all the charity gains now, the amount of money these guys have raised for good causes, it really is incredible.
And you can still donate site at FC.com.
If you're interested in actually doing this, you can laugh at one of Stevie's jokes.
Bro, you guys gotta stop saying that I'm in London, not in London.
Not in London.
Oh, no.
You don't take any of this.
When is he taking over?
KSI, we will misspeak one of many trophies that he lives in football.
He's now a man in the arena.
He has a car.
I'm not in London.
They threw 0-0 today, if you want to.
Back on Red Ridge against Western Superman.
Alright, I'm just waiting for you to come on.
Alright, well...
I'm going to take this shot.
They should believe
Well done the KSI
And will you win the ball league?
As long as it's fine, that's it
Should I take off my fucking suit?
I'm ready to go to the gym right now
I wanna go to the gym
Who gets to take it home?
Who's gonna wake up with that next to the big bed?
Do a gym vlog with Marlon on YouTube
Bro, tell him I'm down
I'm down
Bro, any gym shit I'm always down
I'm gonna be 78,000 a day
I'm gonna be like that
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do culture. I'm gonna do culture. I'm not in London. You guys got to stop that shit
I'm not with Mark because he's in London. I'm in LA
Yeah, they're still on the field can someone go run about his phone
Throw something run out of foam
Rob, that would explode
As a team
What is he listening to?
We are the champions
Marlon is just postulating sir
Potential
What do you mean he has a game?
Is he that smart?
That penalty
The game winner
Yeah, I mean that's the hell of it
The honour to be given that penalty
You know it's potential winner
Even though it was more than likely there'd win
Still had to do it
Bottom corner as well
dude you just can't miss the
I'm getting hungry too, I got shit and I'm hungry
fuck
I got shit and I'm hungry now
but the reality is you didn't need to do that
to score
you don't need to do that full stop
then of course laser beams
laser it over the bar
rugby style
dude still no update
still no update for Marlon
no update yet
These boys are...
What was that trophy made out of? It looks like it's got stuff inside it.
Nah, dude, I told myself I'm fucking it out. I'm clutching the cheeks.
I'm not leaving the screen until Marlin gets off.
I told myself that. I gotta earn the poop. Alright, congrats.
Oh
Now function now function
Now function.
There we go. Specifically.
He got his moment. He got his goal!
Oh, I'm gonna ask him if I can switch to higher up.
I'm gonna ask him if I can switch to higher up.
I'm gonna ask him if I can switch to higher up.
I'm gonna ask him if I can switch to higher up.
He got his goal 2!
Let's not forget.
He's got another one. What more do you want from him?
Chazza on his debut, another in the trophy. A lot of Davey Dolphins. And they were hungry for it.
That's got two, A.B. scored, Chazza scored. Got two for Jinx, he's not a Davey of course, but might as well have been something.
Well, what's the moment and what an incredible celebration we have seen here?
A massive thank you to our incredible punditry scene.
Thank you Rocket. Thank you Rocket.
on commentary thank you yo thank you rock it's got my back wow you got my
back rocket that's why you're my dog that's why you're my dog rocket so let's
hand out my back thank you rocket we have raised six million two hundred and
and 18,875 pounds!
Yeah!
Wow!
Wow!
Six billion, over six million pounds raised.
Thank you for helping us make another year of Manila.
Over six million pounds raised.
Happy Manila Chihuahua.
She has been ours to which and until next time.
Wow!
See you soon.
That is awesome.
Wow, that's insane.
W Charity, W Simon, that's incredible.
You guys know what charity they raise money for?
Yeah, do you know what charity they raise money for?
That's Big W.
Yeah, it's 6 million fucking pounds. What does that equate to American dollars?
The fans can't fight with me!
Since 1966, we've been waiting.
Sixty long years of watching them
Take all the glory, by imagine.
chat just remember Marlin is coming on he's Marlin's going to spark in the
stream Marlin will be sparking up the stream so just stay patient stay
patient
right Betty said 45 minutes
rocket I hope rockery so check it come on not London rocket can you please come
No, I'm not in London.
Oh, Lacey is... wait, Lacey is just Lacey.
I'm leaving right now.
No, Lacey is not alive.
I don't think.
No, Lacey is not alive.
Is Rocket in the chat? Can you tell him I'm not in London?
Brad, go IRL in London.
Bro, I'm not in fucking London.
Uh, Barlet's Go, uh, scored one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
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I
I just bought it, I just bought it, I just bought it, can you cut my arm?
I'm doin' fire, got that bag, got a transport
High on life, baby, high on life
You dropped them niggas, tell you thought I would report it
My arm ain't full, it's still a hand full
Slide, slide, slide, slide
How you outchip, I can't you out yet
I'm so down fly, I do it outstep
Yeah, I pop my liquor, every pop checks
I don't know why I'm born, I'm just floatin'
My dog got kinda a license, but he let me
Hold it all these niggas funny. I do not condone it. I'll be going him. I do not belong it
It's a coda money. Yeah
I'm in my sock
That shit don't turn they can't walk no bitch. My friends don't like no beach
And then more ten on five my car, yeah I had it hurt
I bitch broke back, yeah it hurt
Uh yeah, land dirt
I got a kid, got a kid from Raney when I fuck
Wife, slut, bi
Nothing on me from sex ain't nothing not bad
Oh nigga, tell all my brothers to die
Hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, Dubby Brad, call it up now
Dude, I appreciate that
That means everything, I appreciate you giving me a follow-up
Means everything, thank you
Thank you, we grindin', we grindin'
Shout out more on this freshman
I don't know how to play inspiration.
Hey!
Alright, we're going to change the song.
We're going to change the song.
We're going to go, uh...
Beaver cello.
Beaver cello.
Beaver cello. Beaver cello.
This one is a beggar.
This one is a certified banger right here in coming certified banger in coming
IRL you lease. Yeah, so I'm down to IRL wait. I'm down
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everybody stop, stop
One, two, three, yes, I
I need you, I need you
Here's a beauty and a beat
You can take my life completely
Oh, I can
When the music makes you move
Let's go, Brad! Hit the fucking shoes!
Yeah, hurry!
Bam, bam, bam! Oh, shit.
Alright, guys, uh...
Yeah.
Uh, guys, are we staying with the Justin Bieber wave here?
Oh, this one's fire, too.
Uh, Brad, should do more desktop and IRL.
I love IRLing. I gotta get better at desktoping, honestly.
But it's like, look here, I love coming on Marlin's doing the desktop, like for the Marathon,
coming on Mad Fun, and then doing this one was actually a lot of fun.
I just got to, look, you know, whenever you start something new, like, you just got to
get your reps in.
So I just got to get more reps, like, doing desktop.
Yeah, I just got to get the reps in on it.
I'm not the best at this, but you got to start somewhere.
I know.
Never say never.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that one where's it where's it where's it
Dude where the fuck is Marlin?
Take a burn
I never had the strength to get higher
Until I reached the point of no time
And it's just love turning back
When your heart's under attack
Gonna get everything I had
It is my destiny
I will never say never
I will fight, I will fight you forever
I'm taking pride, whenever you knock me down
I will not stay on that world
I'm trying to get calm so I can see when he's gonna be on that
I'm taking pride, I'm taking pride, whenever you knock me down
I will not stay on that world
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God, who was?
Woody is a h-e-e-e-e-et-y-m-y-mo-lo-ve-e
Woody is a h-e-e-e-e-e-e-et-y-m-y-mo-lo-ve-e
Let me show you what you're missing
Paradise
Uh, who is this?
I'm Brad
Uh, Seth, if you're not at the 3, if you're not here, I'm Brad, I'm Brad, I'm Brad
I'm Brad
You seem like a type
Till I won't leave him and disappear right after the song
So give me the night to show you how new, believe me, how you dance along
Can't make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please don't waste my time, time, time, time, time
I'm not trying to rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind
Alright, let's do M3 Reacts. Alright, I'm down. Alright, how do- Alright. No, I'm- I'm
a brand crowd. I'm a brand crowd. Alright, how do we do M3 Reacts? Here we go. Here we
go. Um, I'm assuming I gotta go on X for this? Uh, do I have to go on- Go to Com.
What's Com? Bro, I don't know- I don't know tech. I don't know tech. I don't
tech. Alright, how do we go to com? How do we go to com? Yes, yes, I'm about to get an
update for you guys very shortly on Marlin. How do I go to... Okay, wait, well how do
I... I gotta click on it. I gotta... Is it on X? Is it... Do I go on X? Alright, I'm
not even gonna ask you guys because you guys are gonna troll me and guide me in the
the wrong direction. Okay, so I just got to go on x.com. Alright, let's go to x. Okay,
yeah, okay, see what's happening. Here we go.
Okay, three, two, one. Let me see my chat, man. Let me see my chat, man. Let me see
Yo, what's good, boys and girls?
What's fucking good?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, Chad, my phone is dead.
Everything is dead.
I've just been talking to everybody in the locker room, people here.
I don't even know what to say, bro.
This shit just feels unreal.
So real.
I miss y'all, man.
Sorry.
Shout out to Brad first of all for holding it down.
I know what he's been doing. I don't know what it was but I said, you know what?
I just want someone to stream it so I can come back and talk to my chat for even like two seconds
Just to like have my community watch it together
I don't want you to watch on YouTube where everybody's spread out here. I could just watch together
You know, just W. That'd be a brand new not gonna be here for long. I'm learning the players lounge
I just went up all family lounge my family's right in there. Everybody's here
Yeah, man, I'm gonna be honest bro chat. This was fucking unbelievable. It was surreal
Did I feel like I played good?
Answer?
No.
Not at all.
Not at all.
I don't want to be honest.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I kind of bumped out a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
If I'm being honest, I scored a fucking goal which fell...
When I scored that goal, I was like...
It was kind of like, oh damn, I'm good now.
I fucking scored.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
and that's all I ever wanted to score a goal at Wembley
but at the end of the day I just realized when I sat there
I was like
at this point it's like
not even fucking about that shit
it's just about
us sitting here
from where we came from, bro
and
how far we've came in such a short amount of time
And I didn't even know it, but we raised 6.2 million for charity
Last year was about four million
6.2 million pounds by the way pounds
It's like that that's like it's insane bro. It's insane. I wish nigga could have scored a goal
We're gonna talk about the whole match party next week and shut that stop and actually go through everything
You know saying but for now this show was a fucking dream
Shot to the side man, it's blessings, blessings, blessings, blessings, blessings, blessings bro.
Thank you Brad for holding it down and most of all bro, thank you to my community for always
supporting and watching and even getting me to this point.
My fucking legs all fucked up, I don't know if you can see it.
My legs all fucked up everywhere.
But yeah, so my knees kind of back to just being a fucking mess again, but it's all good.
it was worth it, it was all worth it
and yeah, I felt like my head is all over the place
I feel very overwhelmed and yeah, it's just blessings man
so, wish I did better for sure, had my goal, had to assist
don't even know what rating I got, I had no idea
I've not known nothing about, I don't know about nothing
and obviously, you know, they made it go to pants
just be honest, okay, you know what I'm saying
So, 8.4, I'll take that, I'll take 8.4, I'll take 8.4.
We'll take that for our first game of the year.
Hopefully we can do more, hopefully just not the last,
but if it is, I don't think the sidemen, bro,
they're doing an amazing, amazing, amazing cause.
You know what I'm saying?
Someone said something in the chat.
Did I win Jason Adapt and Ron got a goal?
Yes, I did, because it is really crazy.
I want to give a shout out to them too.
and the fact that we're all so big individuals
and can come together and get and buy something this big
is very surreal, bro
we've got some real conversations
so I wish they scored, but
that is my family at the end of the day, man
wish I got the fucking W
you know I'm a competitor so I fucking hate that we're lost
so the shots 80 per square meter, big scored
bro, it was Lacey too
I thought I said Lacey, Lacey scored?
No, Lacey didn't score
Oh, I thought she scored
No, Shia, Lacey, Dad, Jason, Ron, bro. That's family, bro.
Sookie's at home as well.
Probably didn't watch, because I'm getting fucking to sleep.
But yeah, all of those boys, that's my family, that's my dogs.
Jinxie, Shia, Jinxie, bro. Did a great job.
And yeah, man.
What?
Oh, yeah, Sookie. Yeah, yeah.
That's it for me. That's it for me right here.
And I own JJ 10K man, so fuck my life, you know what I'm saying?
Um, but yeah.
Uh huh, whatever.
Something like that.
I'll go over in a second.
Um, but yeah.
I'm gonna say W Stream in the chat.
I'm scamming him.
Stacking him up because he kept fucking sly tackling my fucking knee.
Breaking it.
The entire first half.
Pulling my shirt and shit.
But um, yeah.
Anyways, W Stream in the chat.
Crazy.
crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy I don't I'm
being honest right now I do not know
what's coming up coming days because I
really got to leave back really fast I
got to leave tomorrow morning because I
got to give myself something to do but
at the same time I got to do a video
with JJ so I'm not sure we're gonna try
to push it a little bit all this stuff
I have no idea I'm gonna chill out I'm
gonna celebrate I've been fucking
training and flying everywhere and
stuff like that so I'm gonna take
some I'm gonna take some some hours
here after this stream and just chill
and then I will get right back to it Chad but I love y'all man
empty to the moon always I wouldn't be here before y'all and yeah leave the
toxicity whatever it is always out all the fucking hate all the noise all that
stuff and just focus on yourself focus on us and we'll be good man love y'all
boys love y'all girls see y'all boys wanna see y'all okay
empty to the moon poost the streamer the streamer word goes tomorrow
You know, it's been a long year. I just want to start by thanking God. He kept me grounded,
kept my faith. Shout out to M3Skiy, my community. I want to be able to talk. I want to say
last name of that. There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always. Always going to
talk but they're not the ones staying on the stage so appreciate your time man take care
You know me, you better show me that you can see it in my face
Cause you know we're the same, there's worse things I can't do