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!Yakuza KIWAMI 3 & Dark Ties Demo #ad & FFVII Part 3 BIG NEWS TIME!
01-24-2026 · 8h 27m
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Transcending history in the world.
I tell you a lot of new things I miss all of us.
We're trying to find them.
Yeah, what's up, dudes?
All right, check.
A little late tonight, Swiss is starting to like around eight.
We're out here, hello, hi, hello, hi.
Yeah, so we got Yakuza Demo tonight from these
a couple of hours and see how it goes, maybe some more, and then there's been enough FF7 news
that I think it warrants a big news time, right? A big news time kind of update. There's
enough stuff where it's like, okay, enough things have been said that we're going to have
to like go over this. Because now it seems like the devs are very eager to start talking
about part three a bit. It's time dude. It's like, I feel like this is going to be the year
of FFF's up and stuff. Anyway, you know, Melo Moon Knight, um,
Farrell Man Jason, the bearded anti-groove Mr. Yawning, thanks for the 102 months
holy shit. Uh, sweet tooth on you. Thanks for the 20 gift subs. Appreciate it.
And uh, boy, this thing is broken. There we go. Uh, play DHD gaming gaming since
birth, Piero, a dirty zool-punish, wee zool-proof Kirby. Um, it's actually Professor
Killby, the legend, even Valor, Sorrell, Zacura, Bonamana, and Dumzilla.
Thank you, everybody.
Thanks for the tier two, Bonan, holy shit.
Yam Zita, Jujudugito, Proto, Phoenix, and Chris Perkst,
Star Slinger, Tyxbarda, thanks for everybody.
Chalice, get us started.
So yeah, the Yakuza 3, Kiwami, and Darktides,
like technically two games in one demo is out.
It's on steam.
and the steam version is how we're trying it.
And yeah, it didn't come out that long ago.
I think it's only been a couple of days
that it has been out.
It came out like the 21st approximately.
But either way, Sega and RGG Studio
was nice if they hit me up in their like,
hey, we have a demo out for this,
which am I checking it out?
And I'm like, yeah, I think people wouldn't mind seeing
that, and I'm curious what the heck it is.
We initially saw this, I believe that Tokyo Game Show, right?
Tokyo Game Show?
And I was the, I think that was when we talked to you on me three in Dark Ties, I can't remember.
But yeah, I was around that time frame.
And it was like, oh, okay.
So this is like, you know, spiritual remaking and all this stuff.
Anyway, the demos out now on Steam and consoles for free.
The full game is going to be out on February 12 for Steam PS4 and 5, Xbox Series X and S and Nintendo Switch as well.
There's some fun mini game stuff in here too.
Oh, it was the RGG Direct.
Thank you.
It was the non-VF RGG Direct.
That's what it was.
I'm like, I remember specifically watching a lot of this stuff for this.
And I was like, where did that come from?
Where was that?
So anyway, a whole lot of seconds,
shader comp, I make sense, get this stuff ready.
There's an interesting thing that they haven't here,
which is a, they have a code to give away,
which will be distributed later,
but they want me to find a winner.
And the whole point around it is that
there is a competition with,
we can get the highest score of a mini game.
I'm sure other folks that played this
or saw the people playing it on stream
might have run into it as well.
So I'm kind of curious.
They'll give us an extra code
for the winner at launch of the game.
So whether it's going to be karaoke or something, you know, we will see I'm going to they're saying that I get to find it myself
So it's like yeah, I'm going to do the one at the cover. You have to deal with it
I'm doing English I'm trying English chill English
What do you game? I don't know we're gonna have to find out. I'm gonna find out which one I like
I think the try to find out which one I like.
So anyway, if you guys want to learn more about the
game, the exclamation point, Yakuza, it's got a link in the chat.
It'll take you to a page, you can learn more about the two games in one.
Is that too loud?
There we go.
And yeah, another big thanks to Sega and RGG, Tor, hit me up.
Let me show this on stream and stuff.
Even though, like I have not checked out a lot of it, I guess people
I don't know, I don't know if anybody in my chat likes y'all because I don't know.
I don't know if there's...
I don't know if anybody in my chat actually likes y'all because I'm maybe...
Maybe maybe not, I don't know.
Just saying.
I'll switch it off of English and we'll do one in English one in not.
Let me uh... do I do Dark Ties?
First, this is a recommendation chat.
Which one?
Dark Ties are for one me three.
Um...
Here you first.
Dark ties first, yeah. I think I want to do Dark ties first. Let me check this out.
I do not know the big thematic differences between each one, so I'm just going to find out.
I don't need to worry about any sort of visual settings.
That is a fascinating resolution.
All right, let's do that instead
Got her that's funny
We shall see
Yeah, do I save it 240? Let's keep changing fill you
That's about to say.
Nine hundred feats.
Standard auto is a standard.
Right.
Let's go.
Let me show you our place.
Am I running DLA?
I don't know.
We'll see what it's like.
I just want to check the frame rate.
Give it a shot.
If you guys want to learn more,
if somebody can grab the X-Lomation point,
Yoxa, your Kuza information from the Twitch chat,
if we can pin to the top of the Twitch chat for me.
And also throw it into the
YouTube chat to be great
Those two things specifically, nothing else.
Now we're starting with Darkties.
I don't know the mega difference between the two.
That's why I'm curious.
Hmm.
I think company started really solid-convin.
It's what they're from the ground up without you, too.
That's just horrible.
It's all past.
Consensual right now is this man's identity.
Have you uncovered anything?
Is this the beginning of Darkties' channel?
Is this actually the beginning?
This is definitely throwing us right in. I'm gonna be so lost. Darkties is the new stuff. Right. I get it, but I'm like, this is, we're being thrown right in.
The information wasn't going to come by actually it turns out he is quite a big name in the underworld.
How should we know? You should know!
He's the chairman of the archers.
You didn't know because this is a new version?
I'm the first person on the planet to play the demo. This is a you better go tell your friends hide your wife chat
Very well
That's I'm wrangling troops
You're a lucky man. Max
I go, don't you know the tow truck plan?
I don't know, let's make it all.
Digo, you mean Hara?
Just why?
But the Alpha 3 plan?
Why on Earth would these men throw away their lives for Digo, don't you mind?
He was such a bitch.
Where's that moiled in?
To the extent they would value his life over their own.
Do you hear it go?
I had to find out for myself, no matter what.
MPH upon?
Now you're singing my tune.
Wow.
These evisions look insharmed.
Investigators report.
The Nishkiyama family would be celebrating condisers release.
Chat, they had a-
Why do you need to accept-
Live action, Yaksa thing, not that long, you all right?
They felt like a Netflix thing.
to the death of their last Patriarch.
They're scarcely making a new revenue.
We didn't have multi-tool.
This family ended penning this Yakuza fresh out of prison.
It was not good.
I'll hold on to our true.
Now it was on Amazon, I don't know.
I'm like, I remember seeing live action portrayals of this stuff, you know?
I never remember seeing that.
And catch a taxi to head to the prison.
No, I want to hang out here.
Damn.
It's a video game and I can't go anywhere.
Chat era.
Modern?
Feels modern.
I don't feel like we're in the 80s.
You know?
2008?
2002?
Yeah, modern, you know?
2008, 2006?
Yeah, that's like modern.
Like nothing's really changed since then
Everyone wears the same clothes. That's how you know
Max and those shut up listen you be quiet
Everyone wears the same same clothes
No one decided to change anything. Look this guy is getting ready for the pandemic
Modern it's modern
Why
the fancy briefcase
the lock thanks for the fact it's a new to appreciate it
but it any of your business
but he's on the hostility bell
let's see
reflect rock written on his zilch not as all about you and over that briefcase here's called charity what do you say i'd say no
and
t
is
punish enemies using a combination of speedy short boxing or shoot boxing and spiyl action in aerial combos
and by shaking up the chains
of logic and reason
being interesting castle shaking the chains of logic and reason down
down doing super say in real life
The chains of logic and reason is a very funny thing.
Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Interesting.
Below your health bar are shackled hearts.
Build these up to land hits on your enemies.
Once you have at least one shackled heart press,
or two to trigger a dark awakening.
The dark awakening is guy.
the
bank is my dark awakening
shuffling my logic in reality
is grab.
It's counter.
Okay, I'm gonna find out.
Gotta find out.
Haha, it was delayed.
Didn't even break a sweat.
logic and reason. First up to take out the camera and enjoy snapping shots as the
scenery. And we're not, we no longer bound and I just like the ender.
Can I be the ender? Use your virtual fighter knowledge. It's all gone.
Boss coffee. Wow, legit is. Just is. Drink this. I need there to be a cutscene
of him drinking it dang it inventory. Wow.
That didn't even make the picture
Nothing for the oh oh, those things that'll get my my stream
Shadow flag
Ah, there's no animation for nothing. There's no
Let me in the barbecue place right now. I'm gonna start kicking the door down
the
sub-saga this is definitely in the past
is definitely not modern club Sega exists oh my god
out
fixed up fight stance
throw strong attack guard special action that was interesting
okay so many contextual things with the environment you know
I think I remember about the uh the crazy Hawaii pirate game.
Flobs say go what's in here on what they got damn final showdown what in the hell.
on if start plus
some thing of gentlemen
wow good night
what is fighting stance
Okay
Want this crazy contextual thing. Oh like that. Oh
Damn, give him the tech-in
Yeah, fighting sense is technically just a lock on gotcha
All right, what about cool defensive stuff?
Do I have any like weird defensive things I can do? I'm going into the arcade
Ah, this is where this is my safe space chat. Why was the place so big on the outside but so small?
Let me up. Let me up. Emergency call, they put, oh damn it. They put emergency ambulance in. Wow, that's crazy.
This game is kind of like crazy taxi chat.
For those that have never tried it, it's very funny.
It's like the same, it's a very similar,
remember that anyone played this Sega Firefighting game?
God, what was that game called?
It literally had a fire hose that you had to play with.
And you had to put out like fires and stuff.
They had this and the Firefighting game,
and then they also had the Harley-Davidson game.
It was also similar to just like a racing game.
Uh...
Musical, magical truck adventure, dude.
If this game...
If Kenny played this game, he said it would be as great as he came ever.
Damn it!
Can't do anything in the arcade. Dang it!
Play that every night.
Why can't you do UFO captures?
Then we need the full game in search of...
I want this slightly...
Wait...
Oh, what am I doing?
Oh, you can like visualize
romanticize
All right, engage
Oh
Oh, okay
Now
This is as frustrating as UFO captures in real life
But the demo long we are discovering that right now
Now, uh, move the wall, eh?
Oh, it's too...
Too loose.
It's mine.
Bro, there's no end not making what up this.
There's XB down.
Look at that, I am a god.
There's XB down.
The Middits Hall, damn, Chad, they mean congratulations.
Cute stuff animal.
You can get from a UFO capture.
The only reason I knew that is that you had to congratulate people when they leveled up
in Final Fantasy 11 on the Japanese server.
Before the game came out in the U.S., which I played.
So I know that a meditail, to go I a meditail was a little late to tell people
Congrats you leveled up. Rebedu, Age
See only Japanese I know
Japan country spirit since 1990 you're selling spirit. I'll take 10 spirit
Very sorry, we have no freedoms at the moment. Please, you're coming back again. I'm leaving with no spirit
I need to go to Japan, I need to go to Japan, I need to go to Japan, I need to go to Japan,
I need to go to Japan, I don't need to go there, but I don't need to go there and it's not,
I can't have it be content, right?
I can't have it be like specifically cut, that is the biggest cone, are these Japanese cones
Chad or a second ledge.
That is a comically big cone.
I need to go to Japan.
I really do.
They'd have find a way to say get my ass there.
Just enjoy it.
I wanted to do something.
I would want to go there and do things
that I've wanted to do either content or work stuff.
Like beyond her artist bar, if that's still
as a thing.
And that kind of stuff, I want to do that.
I
Want to see if I can hit up friends at square Capcom, but those places are all very you guys hunting me down
This places are all very, you know different from each other now I wouldn't want to do an IRL stream because it would likely include my family and I'm not gonna put my family on a stream
a part of like
Specifically a stream
They'll be around everyone so the while like they are in real life, but it's like I want that to be I want to I want to be on a trip
You know, it's what I'm saying.
Can I play here?
No.
What?
Sleep.
Who comes and bids into the first game?
He's saying it's a feature?
I wanted to grab him in there.
Doesn't work.
Yeah, lady, look out.
as a thug.
You can draw a lot of that launcher. Yeah, I got to figure out how to get to it.
But you do a v-log instead, you know what?
You know what is one thing that I would like to make content around a Japanese trip?
The Capcom Art Museum.
Straight up, like straight up.
The, uh...
There was like a big art museum in Japan, you know?
That we were trying to like propagate for the longest time.
Even if Sega had it, like anything like that, like I want to see that.
want to see that I want to see the original artworks like I want to it's a big part of my life I
want to see the original artworks. If I went there by the time and like dude, if virtual
fighter had a thing like that would be amazing.
the
Slug it away!
Givley-themed Park, it would be cool. It would be cool, and this might change it back to 60.
And then 20 hertz of V sync on to 60.
Oh, who already FPSCapped?
Well, look at that.
Okay, detail, graphics, motion blur, performance.
Yeah, let's do a DLSS.
Just do quality deals like DLSS.
Let's see what that looks like.
Looks pretty good.
DLSS looking pretty good nowadays.
It's a very nice 60 as well. Alright, let's do what we're supposed to do.
This is a taxi.
Taking the taxi.
I can barely afford that.
Barely.
Oh, you can just take me around town. Oh, oh, I'm assuming if I take the taxi, it's immediately over.
Am I right? If I take the taxi out of here, it's immediately over.
Hmm.
Not that I get a screw in the basement.
Nah, okay. Okay, this is jumping.
The swigering like we endering the town is a big part of it.
What do you do that?
Let's see.
And they call you the Capcom dad or something, yes, they did.
Because one of the devs was like, not the super tallest dude
and I am obnoxiously tall.
So they're like, it's like one of the four,
it was a lots of motor sound.
They're like, you look like his father.
And when I was playing next to him in Street Fighter 6
for the very first time back in 2022,
You look like his father as they told him.
The hell?
First thing I see right out of the slammer.
It's a sad excuse of a welcome party.
Sorry about that.
Seems like everyone else got held up.
They're shitting me.
Whatever.
You best quit your teeth, boys.
That's it.
This is funny.
Looks like the room is mature.
Poor writhing dudes.
Ah...
Tamarotchard nighttime, better.
and
you know it's also funny is that like
the size
of the outdoor locations
in yakuza game specifically and this is like a question for brunty
um
the size of the outdoor locations
it's pretty constrained right
comparable to wall market in Final Fantasy 7, they're comparable, so there's sort of big,
there's a lot of places you can go, but they're not interconnected to my right. You have to
like travel to another one that loads a different area. I don't think they're fully interconnected
worlds. They're like Shenmue size, exactly. They're not meant for driving, that's what I mean.
20 a yuck is an expert more than most Shenmue size is accurate. Yeah that's what I'm
I'm getting at is like these things are mostly Shenmue size. The biggest difference
is that Shenmue is not technically a beat him up so you don't you can't just like run
into people and fight them the fights and Shenmue are very contextual like they're specific
can only make for certain moments.
I guess.
That's like blew up.
Oh, that again.
I did a cool thing. What do I get after the cool thing, Chad?
When you get up you get up.
Did you get me the Elden Ring?
Ah, okay, so this is counter-protax.
What a waste of time.
Cool.
Japanese convenience stores
I feel like the problem if I go to Japan is that I'm gonna like it a lot
By the way, I'm also gonna be a monster in that country. I think that's another thing to realize is that
if I go there
Everyone's gonna be looking at me and not because I am
Who I am
Because I'm this tall ass European looking bitch
So I've, everyone's like, like, godzilla's coming back shit.
I've heard stories.
Uh, I'll tell him I, like, five foot eight.
He's really tall.
Five feet eight is really tall.
A red bull?
What year is this? Not red bulls around.
I think that's the one thing I'm disappointed by. I want to see the guy drinking and eating this stuff.
Want there to be animations? Login to the ATM. Let's go.
Oh
Darks in bar let me in
Slot die guys what the hell's your problem?
Out
Oh
My standards
Hit the downpunches
And yo
Oh, cool
Cool
That is one of vibe and I keep getting jumped
D-B-B, this is definitely the past.
It's confirmed.
Check a restaurant. I'm looking.
Trying to get into jungle boy. They have the most tastiest treats.
Look at this restaurant.
This is where I learn kung fu with the old man. Hey man, chill.
Put your phone away. Why?
the
grandpa what's a DVD listen sunny boy
whoo
whoo touchooking
oh
I need unrestricted access
and also need to find out where all the minigames are
at the whole the minigame competition with some kind
uh somebody mad at me? somebody mad at me? where? where?
oh god. single. damn. the power of being single, shall I look at this?
and y'all cause uh you get in- oh he's got a gun.
the
bad and shut in the back of the head
the best power do in yakuza when you're single you get a power up
I found a restaurant. It's kind of a hole in the wall. Okay, that's older here.
Automated kiosk. No, this is not the mid-2000s bro. Maybe they have those in Japan.
This is real looking food. These are real pictures of real food. But I'm in fake.
Oh, that's good.
The legendary backshot.
Legendary food backshot.
That's crazy.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Maybe I should do the goal. Wait, there's a video game thing over here. I see a gaming icon.
Is that club Sega?
Says there's games right here?
Yeah, like right down here, been here.
That ain't it, I just ran the man's wristwatch on the floor.
Oh, this is the karaoke I cannot do.
Club Sega was open.
Dudes!
Shell!
Okay, just busted open a bite.
Plus looking to bite.
Ah!
Tell the drink.
Wow.
Environmental damage.
Yeah, go towards objectives.
It's a second club's egg in the northwest. Well, I kind of just want to see what games they have. I'm sure they won't be
playable, not in the demo
Emerald hills
Sonic Freckens
Oh, no
Ow
Person get out of the way
That block a knife.
Okay.
Hardly even a workout.
Some of the gang members.
seeing the food restaurants now, okay.
Alright, can I make it to this restaurant before getting into a fight with people?
I made it.
Oh, it's not a real guy.
You just say something.
I'm going to take a walk.
That is a very large plate.
All right.
Objective.
I'm just looking at this mini map.
There's so many bikes in this town
We're back to where we were
Language
Excuse me?
Well, same here.
But you see, I got cash to spare.
You mine spot my friend.
Come on, just 30 great.
Scumbags like you are worth my time.
Get lost.
The fuck?
Do you see I just like people alone that care about making a quick killing?
In other words, people like you.
Training for the soul.
Just walk over the cash.
Well, I suppose you're good for once, killing time.
You think I'm scared?
I'm telling you!
The end is 22 year olds.
the
double-heat mode
the
like that he's punching his knees
cool
cool
is this guy like cloud is the actual but he's actually a door
now I think they're actually like he's supposed to be very cool
but ended up paying a high price
the
So aggressive
Fuckin' so bland check the right sub through the roof!
At least give me a discount for my first night back, damn it!
Oh?
Might not got the cash, but oh says you need it for a little while.
She wouldn't.
and
now he's going to die
and he's about to die
I'm looking at the process where I'm reach the final battle of the demo, I'm going to follow Kanda, I mean, I feel like I'm kind of inclined to to save her, Jesus.
I think it's like you just want to wait and then do all this other stuff now, not really, but better go after him.
I better go, karaoke first.
Don't be like that. I just want to make you real with Tracy.
No. Just relax.
And I'll have you see them like you.
Kevin, you know, Dad.
Hey, trust me.
It's gross.
On the fast track to become a repeat offender, I see.
What the hell are you?
Someone who has business with me,
talking shop would be difficult where you behind bars.
Damn it.
We were just getting to the good part.
All right, the fucking chocolate! You asked for it!
Oh, pardon me. I haven't introduced myself yet.
My name is Yoshi Talka Mende. And I'd like to discuss...
Shut the fuck up!
There's some insult to babes.
It's me!
What's still so I can't put you!
the
same as the
same as the use talking to the
K
the
Please glowing
Okay
Hi tried
Oh
Oh still reach me
I'm single
Oh cool.
He lost his armor.
He's lost his armor.
Cool?
I'm not a ape monster.
I'm just like a monster.
He's really dodged it.
What the hell is wrong with you dodging every fucking thing all the fucking time?
As I said before, I'm not here to fight you.
I simply wanted to discuss...
Stop that shit already, man! I don't want to hear it!
Right now, all I want to do is have some fun with this girl!
And this is...
500,000 yen.
Is that enough for you to leave this woman alone?
500,000?
Give me that!
I
should it really is
what is that fifty thousand dollars
for five thousand dollars
it's like five K yeah
Yeah.
Oh shit, I'm already getting...
Von Driesy, thank you.
Here I come.
Condoson.
Condoson.
Come on, man.
Piss off.
You get off an annoying meal.
What are you doing?
Piss off.
Truly satisfied with that meager sum.
Huh?
What are you?
What's your ankle here, asshole?
How cut to the chase?
Condoson.
Would you like to be my business partner?
The fuck?
There's some kind of pyramid scheme!
It's not.
No.
It's a truth, this.
I'm simply looking to make a name for myself and the underworld.
After all, it's a seven trillion yen industry
who wouldn't be interested in such a lucrative field.
But while I have no shortage of capital,
I am rather lacking in connections.
I was hoping you could introduce me to the Nishkiyama family.
Come to sign.
You!
A doctor's up!
Yeah, I ain't behind it.
Of course, I wouldn't ask this of you for free.
Just 10 million yen sound agreeable.
But you can't deal with it!
Is this a sufficient price for your trust?
Oh, okay, I was about to say is that is the dark-tyed story, like, what's that, what's that old stage play of like, the story where they try to get the girl who is like,
Yeah, it's like, if it's simply like pretty woman, is that sort of the story where they're trying to like pull him off as being a Yakuza?
Where he's like trying to play as one?
Face off, not face off.
Face off.
You know, it's like, the whole story, my fair lady, thank you. It's my fair lady.
Like, is it, is this the my fair lady of Yakuza games?
trying to like face on where they're trying to like make him like like it's almost like a
grift my fairy yakuza maybe hmm I don't know what the hell my fairy lady is
chat. Excellent. point yakuza if you guys want to learn more about the game we
got to find a mini game to to try one second let's check out the key one
me three. That's the villains perspective of Yakuza 3 plus pre time skip stuff really.
This is a setup for the villain and later Yakuza games. Okay. Cool. Let's go.
Oh, I have to do Japanese dub. That's what we said we were going to do. Okay, hold on. I'll do that.
Hold on a second.
Let me go to skip scene.
I hope this is okay.
Chat, well this mess everything up.
If I skip the scene and go to the main menu,
probably starts over, right?
What does it make a safe file?
Let's try.
Dang, wow.
Hold on a second.
It just restart to anyway, okay.
I just want to go back to the main menu.
What did I just see? Oh no, he's hot.
Do that a beach?
I love seconded to go.
Back to the main menu, please.
I'm skipping everything because I'm gonna watch it later. I just want to know.
Okay, good. Sure. Sure, hold up.
Bro, freemey.
Cool.
you know, giraffe, thank you, nothing face and Von Driesy, appreciate it, it is.
Okay.
servings
on
audio
my drunk
audio language
Apple Ness
It resets the EXE, how funny.
That's funny.
Your PC is now Japanese.
Your jacket is now dry.
That's funny.
Okay.
Oh, standard.
Here we go.
Hey, little business, same thing on PlayStation.
How funny?
The other Yakuza games act the same way.
That's just funny.
Already bad news? It's been 20 seconds.
I can't believe you're watching me.
I can't believe you're watching me.
I'm just looking at you.
I can't believe you're watching me.
I'm gonna start attacking now, but attacking is in this dude.
You know, I feel excuse me to have to go shave my body again.
What happens when you get a massive back tattoo like that, then you have back hair, just as a heads up like what if it's in like a common place where you put a massive drag and tattoo on your forearm or something?
for you like you have normally have hair do you shave it does or does the hair die
because of the ink or does it literally like grow out what happens with the
tattoo you have to shave it or wax it with the wax your whole back manually
is the tattoo assassin
I think I have it a threatening civilian's only an explanation for this are rinse paid on time
one orders your boss take me to your family office
listen here man
nobody we hate more
an uplifting mainlanders
turn around and get the hell out of yoke now
you want to go so bad and you want to go through me
We're going to be able to finally catch and read you a Shima Burakuro the fighting viper.
A little direct.
And then hell is a fighting viper.
He needs to have, oh, he doesn't have, oh, he does have a tattoo.
He needs to have the fighting viper's tattoo.
He needs to have a BM tattoo, the big mallar.
All right, fair enough.
So then he's like a Saturn.
Fights in the Vipa!
He means Banzo too.
I'm going to make you the best player in the world!
Look at you, I'm telling you, you're going to be the best.
Ah!
Yes!
That's a good thing.
Ah.
Mix it up!
Browl on the buttons.
I'm going to make you the best player.
Try and take me shopping.
Here you use a trademark fighting style built for bone, crunching, not down, drag-off rolls.
Pick up bottoms you find in a street with B, ricken and me's guard by using B to grab
them.
Stance up with right bumper than a Veda coming attacks with A.
And it's fairly similar.
B-diss.
B-diss.
B-diss.
B-diss.
and
an
an
an
an
quiet, we're talking, no more talking.
We're having a pod in a pan, like a chef fighting style.
Hold down X or if he's a charger.
This is something else.
Full dragon boosts
Is my aura doing damage to him?
Bitch, am I wearing Crocs? Well
I think we grab out of stuff.
Ooh, I had a contextual there.
Wait wait, are people getting the impression that Yakuza games are super serious?
I don't even know.
I have not even played a lot of them, but I know that's not correct.
They are mad goofy dude.
It's like they're serious when they want to be, but they are also mad goofy.
No other game tries to be serious and goofy. Like really goofy and really serious.
No other game I'm gonna try to do that. It's a unique thing to Yakuza and Yakuza only.
I think I need to go back to this room, I'll show you the office for the boss around the way.
Thank you for all the idea, dude.
Our last one, shake the spirit of opening our life.
The Viper will strike back twice as hard.
Got that, sure, whatever.
What was your office again?
Into the shopping arcade.
If I'm here ready.
Exciting because we put in this demo battle,
Gary Oki outfits
Right okay
What
Search mode important items will light up along you to target interact with them
She's but also loves you to flip phone to verb flip phone signals. Why identify people you can be friends with
So it's Tinder
It's Tinder Tinder go
Customize fun to pause menu a lot a lot of mobile
Street surfer? This isn't in any other game you would.
Keep it moving to this game.
Ah!
Walking me on.
This game should be peer-used side-class game.
Where is all the vehicles on the road? Why is the road so not in absolute, you know, danger zone?
Why getting pursued? Look at this man!
I've done nothing to you guys and you are being a bitch!
Wow!
Over here.
Pull my god.
Hey, hey, chill.
Shell, Shell guy, Shell, Shell, Shell.
Eat a Prius.
I said, Shell.
Nice dodging.
I'm going through it.
I'm through it.
Shoot it didn't
Hey you shut up
I need some ice cream after that. Oh, what was the dark close it?
3rd brother anyone want to be friends? Huh?
Don't want to be friends anyone
I'm searching in this mode, search mode, I don't see anything, the loudest of footsteps.
What's this lava place?
Experience the lava mobile commercial?
In general, when phones are personality,
I did.
I did.
Cool.
Everyone found that person out.
And when they actually had to try, when like, they had buttons and shit and functionality
and it wasn't all built into touch screen, I remember.
I remember.
I still ow! I still miss physical buttons when texting and stuff, I miss it.
I'm gonna be hunted down.
Hugs!
Listen.
Hunk bitches. I get you shit.
Come on.
Oh, god, you're gonna die.
Oh, no.
The duel disappeared into the ether. They were never even real
Search mode. There's a butterfly right here. I want to communicate
I was joking. I was joking. Yeah, I
So good enough.
Huh?
Somebody angry at me?
For no reason?
They're a gun.
What happened?
What happened?
How?
What happened?
What happened?
Wow, forbear of many hobbies.
You can
Something else
All these guys are like everywhere
No particular use
But I just steal that for the guy stolen I'm gonna fight over here
Wow, this is going very well for me.
Yeah, carry you on a live them.
Okay.
Here you've never heard of a lick of hell, but I've heard nobody not know how.
Find a barg. Damn, that looks good. Look at burgers.
How are you doing? Get out now.
Excuse me.
Here for the barg.
I'm smiling.
Thanks.
You don't just catch in butterflies in this demo playthrough.
I need to find a mini game, dang it.
That was the club's second in this town.
Somebody pointing to the arcade.
Chill y'all.
I carry out a few minigames in here.
I have to hunt it down.
That was a game thing over here.
I'm going up.
Oh no!
You're my literally being hunted.
Don't lie. Oh, that's what you do.
He's throw it. He's a bit very nice.
Oh, I missed.
I didn't.
She better commit it.
What a lovely fella.
Can taxi around town.
Wow.
I'd love it here.
They know me.
Seagrapes.
You do the games.
I'm lying.
Am I eating beer in nachos?
Can't what a Chad.
It was so soon.
Dude.
One day with JJ.
We were at some place up in the mountains, right?
And we went to a pizza place.
And we ordered a pizza, and we had beer with it.
I felt like I weighed 900 pounds after.
Like there was so much carbs.
I didn't realize what it was, but there are so many cargos, I was like, oh my god dude, this is crazy.
Like four slices of pizza and like two beers, I was like, oh, Jesus.
I don't know. It was intense.
As long as I never had beer in pizza before, it was very good. Don't get me wrong. That was quite good.
Huh? Is this my house?
Is this my dojo?
Yeah, it was like I became encumbered, yeah.
Uh...
You do camera, Chil?
That's why...
You're getting changed.
Yeah
So familiar haircut
There's my hat
to
the
the
the
the
Get there, go.
He can't lose you better than that.
Fine, this is the two-piece chat.
Where'd my shoes go?
What? Where'd my sandals go?
You're indoors.
Didn't think the game would be that smart.
I didn't see him take off his shoes, Chad, that's why I was so confused.
Tony, thank you.
Yeah, I also don't wear shoes and doors, but again,
there's no animation of the character dropping their shoes off.
They just have shoes and then no shoes.
Shoes.
Hold point to taking your shoes off and doors
is that you take the time.
To remove your shoes.
The respectful.
Take the time.
Who the hell wears their shoes in their house
Where are they?
Good. Wow, you guys look fashionable.
Damn! Damn!
to
about his phone that's for sure
uh...
it's in here
that's special
me and he did get the uh... the game logo sold up
too many butterflies to collect and i can't believe it
uh... all the gaming stuff is on the other side
Yeah, that's what I mean, in Shenmue 3 whenever you win into a house, or Shenmue in general, you take off your shoes.
There's like a cutscene of it, I don't.
There you are here.
here.
It's respectful.
Trying to get the crazy contextual thing.
Oh, my god, I do.
I
not
Don't pick her out of the um, oh you need heat to do it, ah, okay, so it catches out your feet
I see so that's how people are able to get those circumstances
This is very similar
Okay. Sing with someone. Sure. What? Cool. I'm going to get this.
This is global high scores, so it is, make it passionate, make it passionate.
Wow!
Hey!
See, passion at one means that you're gonna have to get drunk because of the fields.
That's all it means.
Real tears, brother.
Wow, this song.
It's so simple. But it gets me.
Ah, I'm thinking to watch it now, I see.
One of the many games we got.
I think I just did that perfectly. I don't think it could be done any better.
As a first timer, I don't think it could be done any better at all.
But I really call her in here to watch me.
I literally did.
I called my daughter in here to watch me sing.
Hey check this out.
Yes, just for that.
What about all those games over there?
Oh.
ahhhhhhh
is this person good at jump?
hey chill
I mean, I had to break it to you, but like, this is just gonna slightly inconvenience you.
I mean, I had to break it to you, but like, this is just gonna slightly inconvenience you.
I
Don't sweat it you got this
I
Have to pick it. It's a video game. I have to understand what happens after I say this
this
haha
what are you saying?
this ain't pretty down. I thought I'd show you up.
okay thanks to your concern.
I don't really need any help showing me up right now.
let's see
oh
oh so
well loving is too painful.
this is so bad.
it happened.
yeah.
Obviously won't laugh, they pretty heartless a laugh is on this plane.
It's good to hear it.
It's like what happened.
It was deceived by a cruel trick.
It was awful.
I can't believe I stood up that was tricked.
This is an magician.
Was it a magic trick?
I'm just kidding.
Sorry, I felt a little joke I like doing.
What happened?
I'm sharing a thing?
Yes, I was standing.
I lived a lie and I was kind into buying a mystical voice riser for millions of yen
But I got was a bottle full of tap water, I'm gonna
That it
Mr. Mr.izer and sold
Was a special lotion that would eventually make you more beautiful
I came back at Naut's obvious and then I got one thing exist
Can you blame me after all? I'm hideous
How life hating myself looking at the ground and everyone
Now I thought there was nothing I could do. I was just ugly and would be forever
But that man was so kind
He'd be hope
to see at least a guy.
So if your focus lotion he did,
the sweet words convinced me to buy the magical lotion.
This only started my nightmare.
The fine print said I needed this way,
a huge sum of money on a regular basis.
I know it was my fault for not reading carefully,
but when I got, when I tried to get out of it,
he said if I had to pay a 10 million,
yet to enull the contract.
Yeah, said it, take a look for him.
But then his thugs started harassing me.
Okay, that's a matter now, goodbye.
Ooh.
Is another one?
What?
Hall?
Um, are you okay?
No.
Where's the, did you see him?
Second living, could you just leave me alone?
Well, if you like this for your sake, not do anything foolish, right?
What?
That's right.
What?
Why should I go?
I see something in too.
Don't slide it, you got this.
Excuse me.
What are you saying?
I'll be simple down on how to check it out.
Okay, thanks for my guess.
I see you all then.
This is going the same.
It's not like a pain.
Something happened to you.
Yeah.
Listen to your story.
If you like, what you laugh at me?
Nothing kind of person.
It's good to hear.
So what happened?
It was deceived.
Cruely deceived by a woman.
She cheated on you.
No.
She swindled me.
Luckily, she said it was like a self-confidence.
She took advantage of me.
to trick me in the most millions of yen.
That's that it comes so stupid.
Wait a second.
A lot of mystical moisturizer didn't shoot.
Why, how did you know?
Hey!
Look at that.
So I got the pity party over here.
Why are they?
It's damn, but what was he tricking me?
Ha ha ha ha.
They're not as you two really gather.
Ugly bugs are perfect for each other.
It was Sarah, she's the one who tricked me.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of this woman.
So they were in coups after all.
What are you doing? Are you simply trying to kill yourself? That'd be hilarious.
Fake-ass product, eventually fixed your butt ugly face.
And you handed over your life savings to pay for your mistakes.
Yeah, I hate myself too.
Well, you've already taken everything you have to offer.
So I think it would be best for you to say goodbye for now.
Thanks so much and join your trip.
Ah, I should do angry.
Same trash we tricked you. I want you to die for there, I mean, it's bad.
Don't, doesn't that piss you off?
I won't cry if you're gone, then we'll care.
The crack jokes.
Are you going to give these jerks a satisfaction?
No, I'm angry.
It's like my money.
I'm pissed off.
It should fight with me like there are assist characters.
I'm looking at a lesson we spent protecting the things that are important to you.
It's going to be a little bit sacrificing yourself for.
Why is that so cheap, understand?
Yeah.
I'm trying to be in the camera shirt.
I was looking forward to the show.
Faster, it's really our evil.
I hate people who take advantage of someone's honest wishes.
There's not even going to be powerful.
There's going to be lame.
the
the
the
the
bridge that'd be cool.
Any fight on a bridge really.
Thanks for the moisturizer.
I'm going to go see a movie sometime.
We made it out of that, we could bring you in.
It's impressive.
It's just too casual.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
It's a bit proudly.
Well, thank you so much.
Baby steps.
There we go.
It's lovely at last here by going to go with someone.
Well, what's with the weird porn music?
That was an interesting choice.
The bizarre porn music was definitely a choice.
All right, I'm looking.
I'm hunting. I need to go find the mini games dude.
Is that like the main?
No, there's some gaming thing over here.
I saw a gift shop.
Heaven's golf and bust.
Heavenly golf.
Are you guys really that bored?
and
Those are that board
She wanted to throw him into a car
Need more heat mode
Wow, chill out!
Oh, can't grab any of that.
Oh my guys, ow.
Damn!
Come on fire!
Come on fire!
This is the game store that I couldn't figure out what that could was.
Oh, it's right here.
What?
Golf?
Is this the one I want to try to do?
Golf?
What'd like to have in the golf?
I
Begin me
Huh
I need a knee sir, let's go
restart
try that like okay so
you have selected power drive
I'm going to figure this out so we got to go like BAM into BAM I see U-Shade alright alright alright
I see you see me she just want to put this right on it right like
Like all most, maybe a little bit before?
Oh, there's a wind.
Okay, the wind isn't that intense.
Just much slower, getting a hole in one chat, understand.
and
the
if
the
Oh
Yeah, let's go
Oh
Oh
You
You
Oh, wow.
There's stuff.
It's already mastered this on the beginner level.
That would sound for the real thing.
Let's go.
Why is there something in the way?
What?
That's close.
Use.
That's close.
Good.
Now!
Use.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Not bad, Yush!
Not the best, but not bad.
It's very close.
I think I'm just gonna nail it wait too far oh I carried it man boomer
I think the doctors are giving some bloody separate games they're called mini games
Yes
They're appropriately titled mini games
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
You're not!
Shhh...
Still...
Small games.
Oh god...
Take it back.
Wait...
Ah...
Close.
Oh brother!
I'm going to go to the right.
to much wind.
I'm gonna take you down there.
It's a new world record.
Okay.
A new world record.
All right.
152,000 space bucks.
I can afford a bronze plate.
That one's okay, I'm looking for more mini games, not a second, I'm okay.
That was fun.
Golf games can be fun, dude.
Which is why I think the greatest golf game ever, Mario Golf on the GameCube, I
always hits. I don't know why. Weird. Every single time we play it, it's always like
really good.
The Toad Stool tour. Yeah.
That's golf. High-sikin' gift shop.
Darts. How do we get over there?
All right.
and
there was the S&K game neoturf masters y'all
so
and
a
a
a
the
the leads
the arts
place all or don't play
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We go.
Yes.
I do actually play Darts Chat, but what do I need?
I need like I gotta do triple 20, like right here, this one?
I think I did very well.
no problem
no problems
no problem
is that the best is that like what I want the most of
bull's eye 50 triple gives 20 give 60 three triple 20 is best is that not 20 so confused I don't know how to read darts
one 80 is best so I want to go for a bull's eye
Zy, right? Triple 20 then 1. Aim, entering 20. Like here, or this right here.
I'm just trying to get to zero.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Piece of shit.
Okay, so now what do I have to do?
Am I just screwed?
If you get to 61 now.
Am I just bone?
That's bad.
That's very bad.
8 and then a bull's eye.
and
wow that's impressive
that's impressive
this one poorly
and one hit the bullseye seven times in a row
I need to get this one oh my god
I got lucky so 20
another 20 like this
I need to throw a one now I just need the one so the
anywhere here anywhere like I still don't think it's at the blue part or anywhere
the
the fat part alright
no way I can miss this
it's like falling
okay hold up
I don't want a lot.
Why have to do this get exactly to zero?
You should.
You want to get there as quickly as possible with the lowest amount of darts, right?
So I just want to get 2020.
What is a, so what does a bullseye get you?
Is it a multiplier?
Outering double points, entering triple points.
Okay.
It's 50. Okay, so I just want it. I want to land it in this
Like three times
Well, it's just straight 50
Yes, all right. Well, here we go, Chad. Oh my god. This is what's harder than I thought. Oh, no. Oh God
I try this is stupid easy
You don't mean thick
you require 161
Thank you
Yes
Wild absolutely wild that's insane I need a three
Right oh my god
That's fine.
Next brother.
Oh, dart and result.
I'll look at the wrong thing.
Damn.
Let's look at the wrong thing.
Don't worry.
I'll just hit this like crazy right here.
Why?
That's fine.
fine
Sega music
damn much at, I don't think anybody could have done that any better than me
he was literally impossible. I bill your admin
I don't want to hear any rules.
Hmm.
EX.
What is happening?
I'm drooled, what it?
So is the goal to get the white ball in?
and
no, I'm like, what what the hell is this for ball thing
for balling
I don't know what the hell for ball is dude
what is happening
Why does it look like we're really looking at that white boy?
Why does it look like we're really looking at that white boy?
Am I just griefing him?
We're all wired there no holes.
Where is...
It's so scary.
It's so scary.
Oh my god, it has the most instructions.
Four balls played on a pocketless table.
What?
The game uses two cues and two object balls.
The first player uses the white cue.
The second player uses a yellow cue.
You score points by caroming, striking, and rebounding your cue ball.
Off at least two balls.
What in the hell is getting me that hell out of here?
We're going to do some demon ritual stuff.
This is way too dank.
This is some deep.
We're going to summon Satan.
What?
Like, what in the holy moly?
You just smash the balls together?
That's it?
This is what you do
Eaks
That's the goal here
What do I want to do you guys like the most mid-screen?
I just use our starting position damn I got I got a great starting position chat look at that
I got hot starting position. I got it's so good
You guys don't know anything about balls
So, how does normal nine ball go? Do you want to put them in order? Or it's like
everything until the eight ball, right? You got to go in order, so I need to do one
first. Smack this.
Things are happening.
Uh oh, I gave this guy like a easy shot. Oh my god, I gave this guy the easier shot possible.
Screw it up!
What the hell?
Yeah, it was Yannick.
Screw it up!
Thank you.
This is gonna be an easy hit for me, chat.
No?
Sweet it out.
It's gonna be an easy hit.
Do you keep me sweet, does it?
Watch this, chat.
Watch this.
Okay, I made it hard on in the list.
Suck.
Ha ha ha.
You lose, right? Game over, I win.
Yeah, I was about to say, you lose.
Okay.
Okay.
The scratch, yeah.
Damn he's good. Damn he's good.
Hmm.
That will not, oh no.
That will not do.
Oh no, all right, here we go.
Oh my, don't make...
SOW!
What I do I didn't actually hit that dude. Oh, I wanted to but I wanted to
I made the intention is what matters, right? I wanted to
Yeah, it was Janik
This guy just doing things and I've been thinking about what he's doing
I'm not here trying to figure out angles and he's not even using his brain
He came to suit me does it
What, can I not hit it as hard, brother? I can't, I'm flicking into the wrist, and I can't hit
It is hard
It's a sudden release. I see
So it's like it's bite
Sure, it's still so aggressive.
Verse six.
Yus.
Yoruna!
Okay.
Sudden release, they say.
Right.
and
right right here but I don't want to hit his hard
I learned a valuable as a day
That's how it works.
Oh, shit!
I'm going to make a mistake.
You're shit!
Yeah, you're a genius.
Let's go.
Sleep there.
Let me sleep.
Good luck with that shit, you asshole.
Sorry.
What?
Do you a stupid freak at all?
Yeah, do you?
How many fouls you fouled you're a foul bastard?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Yeah.
What?
I think I win.
I'm not as foul as he is.
I don't want to see more of these plays.
Glad to hear that.
Ah!
Wait, I actually win. Is it the person who gets the last ball in?
I was joking
So you tell me this is this is four players smash
Four players smash
With stock
Whoever's just the last person the live wins
And how can you be so good yet no so little?
That's crazy.
Just got to sink the nine.
Alright.
You can legally sink the nine early and went into.
Scum.
Scum.
Ahhhhh
I don't know what to do
I'll be back soon.
What's so sound?
I don't know what's going on.
Get out of here.
Eat up.
You need to do it.
Oh.
What's so sound?
Never done that.
Bro, you just tank it!
You just tank it?
You just named us in.
I'm doing, I'm spending all my money to feel something.
I'm just gonna spend all my money to feel something, chat.
You took a mess.
Mine.
I like your garbage.
I don't know.
How do you get those with that stuff? Bro what? You're just fine?
Maybe he's just very good at hiding it
Maybe it's a fairly good hiding here.
Yes.
Game on!
Get him!
that is absolutely the day time I got that voice is 100% the day time I got it is
Yeah, I can tell. It totally is the daytime I got
Talkin' over yeah
Need to do a scene
and
damn
how's he a god
dart god guys i'm a dart god
nobody gives a shit
somebody make a sign or something i'm a dart god
nobody gives a shit
exclamation point yakuza chat if you want to learn more about the game
I'm just a little too far.
So used to darts, I feel like I'm a little, bro, I'm totally drunk.
My dude is, my dude is, I'm holding forward and he's walking in crazy directions.
Oh my god, yeah, one second chance
the
Sorry, chat.
Just watching my child grow up way too fast.
Way too fast.
OK.
All right.
You know what?
I was the kind of person that was like one and done.
Definitely, we're good, you know?
Don't need more than one kid.
And then as you watch your kid grow up,
that's when you start thinking otherwise.
Not, and it's not perspective.
It's the perspective that is like,
you start considering it, or it's like,
oh yeah, that very young childhood type thing.
It goes away, you know?
Well, you don't like to get as much dodging about it.
We're going to go right today.
Oh, bridge, bridge, bridge.
Nice. I'm glad I did that.
Could be given the soccer kick.
She'd let it commit it.
Wow, okay.
I think the most fun mini game is personally speaking.
Golf is really fun.
I'm curious who's gotten the best score and golf.
You know, if you hit me up on Twitter
and send me your highest score and golf,
I'll leave it at that.
I'm gonna go back down to golf.
I think that'll be the best game for us to try.
Make this a competition.
I'll get Sega to hand out a code of the game.
I will do it.
Whoever's got the best score in the golf minigame,
because this one actually feels like it's the hardest.
I think so.
I want to do one more round.
Word.
That's Sega was saying the same thing.
They're like, if you want it, if you have a code,
if you want to, no karaoke, karaoke is good,
but it only gets so hard.
Like it's kind of easy in this one.
The levels of difficulty aren't that much.
This one's legit challenging to get a really good run
because you have to account for the speed,
the variation, and the wind.
So this is like, I think Heaven's golf is good,
and you have to do, let's just say,
it has to be intermediate.
It has to be intermediate.
So I think this is legit really good of any game.
Fuck, I mean, it dies when I use these songs,
but there was only like two songs.
Yeah, there's only because it's a demo. There's only so much that we can do, you know, we can't do the arcade yet. I'm actually kind of looking forward to
plan arcade stuff
Oh my god, can I go back?
back.
If with you hard to be get bonus points, I'll only accept intermediate.
I will only accept intermediate.
It has to be intermediate.
Whoever has the highest points and like a day or two, I'll hit you up on twitter.
Hit hit hit you have to at me on twitter.
Send like a screenshot of it.
And then I will, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll get your information.
So say I could send it out.
I didn't even look.
Look at that the chat.
Watch this hole in one.
I'm making it.
Sir, let's go.
We'll give it a day.
Let's all say, I'll give it a day.
You homer.
Seven.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, it carries a hell out of it, dude.
That's very close.
You need to look at one speed. You need to look at one speed.
Use.
Use.
You married it more, use.
Use him.
Didn't stay.
Come on, the wind is...
the
of this wind is going to be perfect watch this chat
all shit
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You guys can definitely do better than me. That's for sure. You had the Lord man one more
One more
We'll talk about FF7 stuff hold on a second
Fun demo yeah everyone's pretty good on PC too. I think the demo was also on consoles as well so if you guys want to check that out as well
Oh my god.
I did get an ass.
Yeah, that is my best.
overshooting it. Oh my god. Watch this.
I like that noise. I like that noise at all.
to be close
interesting choices were made today
Yes.
Well, by the way, is that more story stuff than we need to do?
Is it, is this it?
Yeah, we probably need to do more story stuff, huh?
They're caught up.
Give me outta here.
I got story stuff to do, brother.
His guy's got me locked into this golf game.
I have a job to do.
Jeez.
What story?
All right, don't want to get in my way.
I'm gonna see this through.
Yes.
Yes, you've been playing the game as intended so far, yes.
Hey, Gia, you're still alive, you're still alive.
What's up, Chana?
You're the only one who's been alive.
You're the only one who's been alive.
You're the only one who's been alive.
That goes
You're gonna hurt your lower back
Although the last 3 years, the most magnificent cast in the world.
Our all-purpose crops have been drenched.
Since the market has been buildinged for our production,
we have become the most famous angel.
What a great desire!
I'm worried about myself.
I'm so grateful.
The idea about this guys is like the Okanawa version.
I'm looking for a woman.
Of the main character?
Right?
What is wrong?
Of a loofy?
No?
Yeah, he is.
You guys have to see between the lines.
No, no, what is it?
Oh, hey, that's your job.
Obo-chan. What happened?
Did you get a break?
I didn't get a break.
I...
I was going to get a break.
A break?
A break?
I thought you were going to get a break.
I was going to get a break.
I didn't get a break.
I was going to get a break.
I'm a 10-year-old.
I don't want to go to the hospital.
10
10
bros
stork
there's an Okinawa like mostly um
like fishing and stuff like that
this is like a ton of
like literal
fish come from Okinawa
it's like a beach resort
it's like an island right?
It's a tourist spot, uh, okay, I'm thinking that's why the place then
It's a miniature Hawaii
Alright.
That's it.
I'm heading to the mountain, so I'll be right there.
You're a good guy.
You're a decent guy.
I'm not lying.
I'll do whatever you want.
I can't see anything.
You're a good guy.
Never kidding, games over there.
I'm a bugger.
Let me see.
This is it!
You don't even have to go.
Man.
The enemy will kill us all.
I'll kill you!
We're going to have to have the gun first.
We need to strike.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Floor.
I'm gonna let me try my Buncher out.
Whoa!
What's up, friend? It is.
See him up. I want the gun.
He did all wasn't a gun, it was a knife.
Is it safe?
It's safe.
I hope you have a better time.
Thank you.
I don't have a chance.
It's a tough time, no problem.
I'm sure you'll be okay.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thanks.
Good luck.
Thanks.
What's up?
What are you doing?
You gone? Cryptid, pretty shit, guys.
When did Kiwami 3 originally come out of town?
Was it like, like, 2000s?
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the ad check keywami reads remake
that was where I was like misunderstanding
it's just yakuza 3
Yeah, that I did not know what what what what are we talking about here all right there you go
You guys are looking forward to it. I want to check out more do me a favorite exclamation point
Yakuza there's also a pinned comment on Twitch where you can click it if I'm more about the game the demo's free to play
So if you want to check out the demo I still will uphold my end of the bargain if you all have the
Topist scourist. I'll go through a couple of the submissions on Twitter
of intermediate golf.
Whoever does an intermediate golf
and gets the best score,
you have a chance of winning
a digital code for the game.
So, and I'll hit up, say I got about that.
I'll get your information and stuff like that
when it eventually does come out.
Anyway, yeah, there's any key, then I ban you.
That's why I'll work.
If there's any cheating, then you get banned
into existence on every single platform.
You're effectively erased from existence.
You won't even be able to watch the stream anymore.
It's going to be nuts.
But thank you.
Yeah, big shoutouts to Yakuza.
I'm sorry, Sega and RGD Studio for sponsoring this stream.
That's very cool, then.
To check this out.
You can ban from existence by just playing golf.
There's a net something.
There's a net something to Twitter with you.
We got a bunch of news that we talk about in games to play tonight.
I do want to play quite a few fighting games stuff,
but there was a massive amount of FF7 related thing of a jigs.
that happened so yeah we should probably go over that here let me I got to go
floss dude I got something stuck on my tooth like he's a popcorn or something
stuck on my tooth. We pull up something that might be fun to watch. Hold on a second
here we go chat here check out this video I'll be right back and then you know
We got to talk about there's a lot of FF7 news that popped up so we got to go over it
We got to go over it here. Watch this video. It sucks. Check it out
This is only from 14 years ago 15 years ago
Watch this video. It sucks. I'll be right back
Hey, everyone. I'm Max and I know this is another episode of Marvel vs. Capcom 3D Online Warrior.
What's one thing to be a bit unique if you'd like to switch things up around here?
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That's right. Assist me is going to be a character tutorial guide covering mid-to-high level strategies
for individual characters. So without any further delay, let's just begin taking a look at
give me a sec, just stay.
Kids.
Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
Wherever you are, I play a mean whisker.
Turn it right now, and do more music than pretend this never happened!
Dr. Doom, what did I tell you about showing up your past 10 p.m.?
Can do him.
Spend the night.
Dude, you spent the night all last week, and you still owe me twenty bucks.
Who was upset?
Sentinel got no because he was so awesome.
Who want to be awesome?
But he's just an assistant, just a character, and Bob will free.
Oh wait, what?
Okay, okay, okay, I think you need to come in here and have a seat.
There's some stuff I really need to show you.
This is Dr. Doom and Mumble vs. Capcom 3.
He's a little plunky to use at first, and he takes a little while to break open,
when you break him open, it's really good.
But there's a hidden secret to his mobility, and it's this.
It's surely hopping in the dashing down immediately after, and you can see the inputs here.
You go off the knee jump and you go down with two attacks and you can repeat it over and over in the face you go, the faster it is.
It makes Dr. Doom a huge threat in the movement and mobility to part of.
This is actually the fastest way to move around the screen with Bill.
That's not right.
That's insane how it's done.
You wish you the hyperbibre this.
I'm going this before that.
I'm going this before that.
I'm going this before that.
I'm going this before that.
I'm going this before that.
You have to imagine it's a must deal.
What?
You're gonna die as a ghost.
No.
You're playing the wrong game.
This isn't Marvel vs Capcom 2.
What?
Do you also have one of the most unique tricks in the game that no other character has?
And it's that you can eight-way dash out of any normal block or hit.
So that means that there is a moment where, as crouching heavy, might not be safe,
you can dash out of it if you want.
It's hard to remember to use this tool, but it ends up being one of the most useful things
that you can use to use in it.
The foot dive and flight is another great way of moving around.
surprised how much stuff the foot dive will actually beat, and landing it into a combo is
also really easy. Flight also lands to several interesting and unique air bubbles
at the air. As we see here, the foot dive also leads to serious mixups. We can poke
in enemy right in the middle of the sky and then do your wave-dashing hop on the
bottom to catch them on the other side. Really hard to block against this up, especially
if you go for a throw mixup. And if you put them in the corner, it's just worse because
The foot dive actually acts as a corner cross-up that's right barely any characters have this outside of teleports
It's very unique and it's very good
But it's not just a neat thing that you would use every once in a while if you get into the corner with doom
There is some extremely dirty things that can be had as far as mixing a character up
If we put things into slow motion here, you can actually see how
Now, the foot dive will lead right underneath the character into the corner, putting
you on the opposite side right before they land.
That is some hard stuff to walk.
Yeah, having a corner crossover is a really valuable tool.
You know, do you want your bank attention?
Look at how low it's gay.
Oh, that's just my dog, I mean.
Yeah, I wouldn't get too close to her.
If you find yourself using Dr. Jim regularly, the lend-up noticing that all three of
his assists are actually extremely effective.
The plasma being assist is one of the most powerful projectiles in the game, beating almost
any other.
It's perhaps the most effective when used in conjunction with teleport mix of characters
or characters that involve switching sides fast.
And the event of one of my main characters, Wesker, I would actually prefer to know
other genesis than Dr. Dooms, as it does a ton of damage even on the lawn. And on hit, it
results in a juggles state that allows Wesker to continue his comfort.
But if you're immediately switching sides in your opponent, that forces them to block
in a different direction very fast. So make sure to cover this assist as Doom comes
in, he's a donor of all, and if you do not protect him enough, you'll take a lot of damage.
Last one being gets my seal of approval, as it's my favorite doctor doing the cyst.
Hidden missiles probably ends up being Dr. Dean's best assists out of the three.
Even though it doesn't suit my team as well, it's used for this for the rest of the
past and other teams is very hard.
Upon following the assist, you will appear right behind you and throw several missiles into
the sky that actually track and hone the opponent to an extent.
It's one of the best if not the best assists for teams that like to keep away for key characters at a full string business.
But it has another curious property too.
It actually acts as an OTG at time correctly during a combo.
It'll lift a character off the ground and let you continue your combo.
What B1, as effective as this assist is, it comes with a great downside as Dr. Doom is left on the screen for a very long period of time.
If you directly throw this assist, you'll have a dead doctor doom before you even have the chance to bring him in.
And finally, we have Molecular Shield, commonly known as rocks. Molecular Shield was the most useful assist for Dr. Doom and modelers just count on two.
But not so much in modelers has count on three. It's still extremely effective, but in comparison to this other two assists, it's the least favorable one.
And don't let that fool you let it not using it if it suits your team.
It acts as a great lock down assist, and a perfect assist for picking a pattern off the ground
if your character is unable to do so.
It also juggles very well as you can need into a large print.
Yeah, it's so good that this game, we didn't even know it.
There's a good chance another character on your team can actually fulfill this role better
than the molecular shield.
You should probably pick a different assist.
In my view, Rock's was the best.
You never took it off.
Well, this is a much different game now. You kind of just have to deal with it.
Don't you should model too.
Don't you just strider.
Oh, it's okay, buddy. There's plenty of other characters in this game.
Arxnip.
Expecter.
What do you like to see?
Oh, yeah, that's a pretty good.
Do you want to see mine?
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the
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didn't you guys ready for Avengers doomsday right
it's all I'm doing this getting guys ready for the next Avengers
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gag is still good
it's still good
uh... anyway
seven stuff, y'all, y'all, I got to get this prepared.
Dude, geese, I want to play as geese in this game.
I'm looking forward to that.
I'm actually legit.
I'm not looking forward to another cap one.
I want to get geese.
All the effort of seven dudes have been talking about stuff.
Genki's been posting all this FF7 translated stuff,
which has been nuts.
I think I have to go to Blue Sky,
because everyone's jettisoning Twitter, which makes sense.
The only reason I'm still there is that it's my freaking job.
And Blue's gonna launch me out all the times.
Hold on a second.
Follow.
Shin Rark.
Yeah.
I need to write one.
Hold on a second.
Let's see.
Yeah.
All right.
So, yeah.
Shin Rark has been translating a whole bunch of this stuff
this stuff over the past like 24 hours. So probably a good idea to go over a little bit of it.
There's just been a lot of interviews that have happened post FF7 Remix release. So yeah,
there's this old stuff. This is one big, this is the new crisis course stuff.
Oh, this is also big.
Let's see, which is the good stuff.
This is from the Nintendo interview.
The Nintendo interview is pretty cool.
Because now everybody's talking,
because the game is getting good reviews.
So check it out.
Straight from the Nintendo interview.
Do you have a message for returning a final fantasy seven fans?
as a midchinch by Cameron,
Jen, hold on a second.
And it fixed this.
There we go.
You have a message for returning Final Fantasy 7 fans.
I was one of those people who played the original game.
I was wild by FS7 when the first came out,
all those years ago, I'm really enjoyed playing.
And I'm in the position of the director of the remake
trilogy.
And I'm very lucky to be in that position.
I understand what fans are looking for
from a fan perspective.
All those important memories, what was valuable to them,
about that game and what they really want to see again.
very much dedicated to bringing that to fans, making it as authentic and feel like Final Fantasy
7, while still also making a new free, new, uh, experience at the same time. The whole development
team really has the level of passion and excitement for we make in the game in that way.
If you wanted to play Final Fantasy 7 Remake, and you haven't had the chance,
I would really be a great opportunity for you to pick up the Switch 2 version,
confident that we can deliver all that satisfaction and what the old school fans were looking for
and that game I'm confident and I'm proud of the passion of my team and what they put into it
and I think you're going to have a really great experience with Final Fantasy 7 all over again.
So yeah, you know, I think if this sort of matches up where people are saying similar stuff
and echoing similar stuff where they just haven't heard some of these interviews,
they're wondering, there ain't no way they're going to fit everything into part three, right?
Just ain't no way, brother. There's too much stuff. There are too many locations. There's too many
plot points, there's no way that you're going to be able to do the shit.
And yeah, I can understand because it's like the first game had most things.
If not, I would say it had everything from Midgar with more.
Part two, had almost everything, but very specifically holds off on things like Wootai and
it's back story when you go to rock it down, like a few things, a couple of things. But they
have that good and other interviews several times that they know what people are expecting.
Like, there's a very clear and deliberate expectation of where you're going to go, what
you're going to do, which areas are involved. So I, I, I mean, unless they're just straight
lying, then they weren't necessarily lying in rebirth. There was way more to that game
than there was before. I think they're going to hit every beat. I think we're still going to go to
for example, what is the easiest place that you could cut? Bone village. Bone village could be cut.
And nobody, nobody would remember except me and a handful of other people. Tank serotops
is something that I legit think will come back in like a battle arena game or something like that.
No kidding. I think you're going to get a crazy genetically modified version of the big try
serotops monster that you fight in Gonggaga. I think that'll actually come back and be some
crazy robot thing, a legit thing, but I still think Bone Village is going to be there.
I think it's actually going to be there, you know?
The legit thing is still going to be there.
So I'm pretty confident.
You want airship battles in Part 3.
I think that's going to be a big part of the game as well.
I mean, I think that's going to be a big ass part of the game.
Moving up a bit.
So, maybe read this one.
How am I good to your members in the interview?
He did about how they narrow the title for Part 3 down to two names so they're talking
about like, is it going to be called Requiem, Reunion, Returns, Rebirths, Reborns.
He says it was up to Nomura to decide which it is.
And yes, after returning from Paris Games Week, he chose one and he can say the title
has been locked.
All right.
Remember, redemption, reinvigorate,
revenge on its remnants.
There's so many things that could be dude.
There is returning.
There's so many things that could be.
I am still all money in on return.
I think it'll be, I think it'll be return.
Return or returns, the plural one
makes a little bit more sense to me.
So I'll say if it's returned,
I'll put in 100 gift subs.
If it is returns 200 gift subs, if they put it down to returns I am willing to put in the money.
I think that'll likely be what it is.
Yeah, they were talking about here's an interesting elaboration on the AI stuff where they
don't want to use generative AI in help with tools and stuff like that.
That stuff that is extremely cumbersome and is annoying.
The elaborates in the QA process with generative AI specifically.
Some of the quality control testing requires
meanie of stuff like collision and collision checking chat.
For anybody that has never been a tester, that doesn't know if you get stuck on
menu or collision, you probably want to be dead.
Like, if there is a moment where being a video game QA tester will make you truly hate video
games, you're going to have to start debugging collision and menus.
Because what does it mean?
Well, it just means that for weeks on end, you have to stare at menus and try every combination
of the menus to break it to try to figure out that, oh, the menu did not do the thing
that it should do.
It should not do that.
or you have to run into corners and edges of everything.
Weeks of mean years, right, no one person on a QA team
is going to spend years only doing collision and menuying.
Like that will cycle.
There will be other people.
They don't want to actually drive them insane.
I don't think that would be smart from a development standpoint.
You have to cycle those people of doing different things
over and over again.
That's why there's like QA teams are very large
by their outsourced and all this kind of stuff.
So, what are these tasks in these games?
What does QA do?
My dude, they literally run around
and grind their face into things.
Like, they're not actually playing the game.
You're not playing the game from beginning to end.
That is involved, but like, some stuff is just,
almost designed for you to almost hate the game,
because you're just trying to find out,
we're gonna fall through the map.
Where can I fall through the map?
Where can I do this?
And yeah, it would be better if they spent
their time in places that maybe makes more sense if they're paying those people.
It's the only thing where it's like, yes, as long as this is not like taking the way,
the jobs of people where that could be utilized in a way.
It's the only time where it's like you're going to be slightly defending this AI bullshit
in a generative way, where it's like this stuff is going to make the textures of rocks.
Would it be better if the texture artist was working on other stuff than rocks and grass textures,
probably, they could probably be doing and spending more time polishing up other things
that could use an artist's time than the remedial bullshit to do this stuff.
Like, if anything, most of the time, a lot of these rocks are just people going out and getting
photos of stuff as it's just photogrammetry. So, you know, yeah, it's little things like that
that is necessary in games down to the level of the fidelity. It depends on the art side
of the rocks. No, I get you. Designing how the rocks look is one thing, but also coming up with
like the shadow maps and all that kind of shit for the rocks could be kind of like,
a little rough, like it could be a lot that you have to look up in a very painstaking process
to do it.
So anyway, you still need the human touch on bitterly everything.
All I'm saying is that, yeah, if that's what they're talking about, like that's better
than just replacing all the humans, I mean, long story short, square does need to find
a way to make themselves more profitable in many ways and they need to find a way to make
their efficiency better.
And right now, like the best team that they have at Square Enix, that actually matches
the efficiency that they sort of need is the FF-17.
To be real, the Final Fantasy XI team is the ones that have been able to produce the
games faster than anybody else, to add a quality that is just as high as everybody else
that took this as long to make.
So anyway, it's an interesting setup, but it's also like, yeah, this is kind of what
This is kind of what they've been doing, dude.
Aha, here is a big one.
Here's one that is going to spark a conversation
that I think we need to have.
Look at this art and tell me what you feel.
So,
Queensblood was a very popular and beloved mini game.
I believe that a lot of people are still waiting
for something like that.
He's right.
I don't want Queensblood to go away.
I want it expanded.
I don't know what he says.
He wants to expand on Queen blood so that they're enhancing it
and giving it a more power to version of it
when you see it in the third installment.
Queen's blood is still going to be available in the third game
and we just want to expand it.
Yeah, good.
This proposes a question, Jack.
Legit question.
In the original Final Fantasy 7, there are many games.
There's bullshit minigames, things like the Mughouse game, the basketball game, the boxing game,
the virtual fighter game, the, let's say the arm wrestling minigame, right?
There's a whole bunch of really tiny games all over the place.
This is OGFF7, the squatting minigame, like the fucking basketball game will drive you insane.
The, the CPR minigame, there's so many that I'm like forgetting some.
What I'm trying to say is that there are just quick contextual minigames that just move you along in the story and then there's others that are actually
Like little tiny things that you can continually play and then there are
critical minigames
Where the minigame itself is directly tied to a very specific very important plot beat in the OGFFF7 and that plot beat
that mini game gets turned into an arcade game essentially.
It gets turned into like a moment that you get to relive and play different challenges and
different high scores. What were the biggest ones in OGFF7?
Choke up a racing, obviously. The bike, the bike mini game, clearly.
The submarine. You could come back and it was not necessarily fun. It was probably the weakest
one of all of them, but the submarine was a thing that you can go through and kill a bunch of
It subs and stuff like that.
It was a hundred October but bad.
And then the last one was, am I missing one?
Yeah, Fort Condor was directly tied to story stuff.
And then, I feel like I'm missing one.
Bro, it's not boarding.
Good.
Like, it's literally right in front of my goddamn face.
And then there's snowboarding.
All of these mini games are directly tied
to like story moments.
And there was a shit ton of them in the old game.
The most replayable of all of them was the bike, snowboarding, and chocobo racing.
And personally speaking, those are the ones that I got the most enjoyability out of,
and wanted to revisit and do them again and find new routes and all that kind of stuff, you know,
like they were the most best quality ones. And the nice part is that in FF7 remake,
They really expanded on the bike shit.
They're like, okay, so the bike stuff is very important.
They don't make it into a mini game,
but it's a really big part of it,
and they turn it into an actual legit mini game in part two.
So it's like, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Like, I think I wanted it,
because I want an expanded version of the battle chase
by a mini game dude to be real,
I don't think there was enough of that
and FF7 rebirth.
I think there needs to be more of that.
I want more of that shit to be in the arcade.
I mean, so I want that expanded.
That can come back.
It's clear that snowboarding is going to be a big thing.
And it's likely going to be as expanded as the bike minigame was in OGFF7 remake, right?
Very high likelihood that this snowboarding minigame is going to be really important.
and this exact same way that Queen's blood is.
And as discussed, let's talk about the rest of it right here.
I'm going to go to stress that the mini games will
still be a big part of the third installment.
This includes doing justice to the original Final Fantasy VII snowboarding,
which occurs right after the events in Rebirth
and the original players at the Guide Cloud
down the Great Glacier in a downhill snowboarding mini game,
where he must dodge snowman and trees.
And he says snowboarding, this is something that fans
have really had deep memories about.
And we already knew this chat like the teas in,
This is the T's image from Rebirth.
This is in Rebirth.
It's already teasing us that this is going to be a big thing in the arcade.
I'm afraid I can't tell too much into details,
but we understand that it's not going to be just a simple
snowboarding minigame.
We want to make sure that it's incorporated into the story
to have some sort of connection with the theme of it.
And I'll be real.
That exists in the old one, but maybe not as good.
Like, I think this is an answer.
We want to have it incorporated into the story
that is a connection to the theme. This is severely missing in the OG game.
Like, let's be honest, Eric died 10 minutes ago and we steal a kid snowboard and then and then
start shredding them out and like, it's definitely something. It's very spontaneous and goofy
and it's like, was it, was it incorporated into the story, very well? No, because you have to do it,
you have to take two different paths that change where you land at the bottom of the mountain.
So I think that's an answer to that. There's a joke in FF7 that like, oh,
Eric died and we're just going to shred the mountain brawl. Let's go.
Hi, five. It's always been goofy. So I think, yeah, there's a very good likelihood that you're
not going to immediately go to icicle in and all the areas that are around it and engage in
the snowboarding mini game immediately. I think this sort of massages that aspect where there's
is going to be some different parts.
I don't think you're going immediately
to that area in doing that shit.
So yeah, I think what he's talking about makes sense.
You're going to be doing this stuff,
but it's going to happen a little bit later.
I can see I was going to rock it town
and doing some other shit to upgrade the tiny Bronco
to fly better before you do that.
So yeah, this just adds cadence to the thought process
I was thinking of that.
So no boarding isn't immediate.
It's something that happens a little bit later.
And it probably will make sense.
I guarantee you, Chat, snowboarding is going to be a lot closer.
If you want to make this a part of the story, there is also going to be Shinra soldiers.
This is just me, spitballing, thinking of how the game operates and what you can do.
It isn't just going to be a cool borders style shred the mountain as fast as possible.
It's going to be much closer to something like SSX.
And what is SSX also have, and that's combat, like there's not amazing combat, but
there is eventually like you can like hit people next to you and stuff like that.
I think legit this is going to have a bunch of other Shinra grunts on snowboards and it's
going to be about also shredding and getting the best score possible when you are playing
the arcade game later, but there's going to be these Shinra grunts on bikes with guns and
shit that you're going to have to like take out and that's going to be the big part
of the story sequence which will make sense.
the story thing should be a little bit different
than what the arcade game is, you know?
So, yeah, I think this could be really cool.
As long as you have cool tricks, right?
It's a snowboarding game,
you're gonna have to be able to do cool tricks and shit.
And like in the exact same way that cloud becomes
a 90s dance monster when he becomes
Lord of the Arcade in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth,
yeah, I don't want this to be a simulation
snowboarding game, do this shit needs to be insane.
this should need to be insane.
So it should just be a very fun, very hyperversion
of snowboarding, which is kind of what SSX does.
It should be as close to SSX tricky as possible.
And yeah, well, that incentivizes us to go back to it
and play it more and get better scores.
And all that kind of stuff, I think it will.
And I think it'll, here's the crazy part.
It might end up being one of the best-looking snowboarding
games we've gotten in a very long time,
because the snowboarding game has just gone
by the wayside dude.
like you'll have to actually tell me
which snowboarding games have come out
in the last like 10 years or so
because there's not many of them man.
They're mostly gone dude, even like simulation.
There's like a couple of ones that are very realistic
snowboarding games, but like there's very few
arcadey snowboarding games anymore, man.
It's been quite some time.
Yeah, you can do it like writers Republic.
Yep, yep, steep as well.
It's a good call.
So yeah, I think snowboarding is a critical
mini game to Final Fantasy 7.
Showable racing, which I thought was pretty great.
Like, I'll be honest, maybe not everybody
liked the way Chocobo racing felt or was,
but I think you can actually make the controls
even better and that even more interesting stuff.
But to be real, I think what they did with Chocobo racing,
which is to make it very Mario Kartish,
was quite enjoyable.
I don't think I liked having to hold the button down
the whole way.
with some controller, especially if you had like force feedback,
there was definitely some controller things that were like,
I've played a lot of this, man.
But it's definitely one of the better
Chokemo Racing's period in any formal fantasy,
I've played in a very long time.
It's better than 15.
It was better than the previous ones with a Chokemo Racing,
like it was legit enjoyable.
Turn that shit into Kirby Airwriters.
I think there's opportunity to incorporate more
Chokemo flying stuff in the same way that
sonic racing all stars transformed.
is a very fun game because of that's two different dynamics.
I think there's an opportunity for Chocobos to fly more
and for you to manipulate them while flying
and then you land and you go to that.
There's a little bit of that.
I think that's the way you could expand
that I make it even more fun as an arcade racing game.
Also different maps.
Like, there needs to be places.
I will say, I was a little disappointed
that the first time you get a Chocobo
and they give you a lap and you're like,
oh, cool, Chocobo lap, that was neat.
And then I never get to do it again.
And it's only at the golden saucer where I can now find chocobotracks, where I can actually
race a chocobo.
I was looking forward to there being like chocobo circuits in the grasslands and shit,
dude.
Or there'd be like punk kids that do chocobo racing and shit.
Like I was hoping that would be the case when you first run into it because they give
you that example.
And then it just doesn't happen.
So I want to race outdoors.
That's all I'm saying.
I want to race in like different areas.
I want to find these races and stuff like that.
to find reasons to get better chickens like all that shit.
Um, I hope so.
I really hope so.
And then, um, I don't know what they're going to do with some rain.
I know it's going to be an integral mini game.
It's going to be a very important mini game.
But,
how important do I mind that coming back?
No, I mean, it's going to be there.
Do I mind things like,
Fort Tondor coming back?
I don't.
I think I'm done on Fort Condor, but we can't be done on Fort Condor because we have
not actually gone to Fort Condor yet.
Fort Condor needs to expand, is all I'm saying.
Like they have to expand Fort Condor.
Now, they cannot just be the goofy minigame, it needs to be Fort Condor for real.
Like, it needs to be like an actual strategy game.
You know what I mean?
They're not like the board game version of it?
No, no, it needs to upscale.
And he's to go to like, we're just playing Fort Condor, but IRL, like I need to go in and get control of these guys and fight with them and do stuff.
And he's to be more interactive.
Um, yeah, yeah, I feel like the mini game has run its course, especially with how challenging it got in FF7 rebirth.
I'm kind of done with the command and conquer style of Fort Condor, a little bit, the larking of it.
Let's get the actual thing, you know?
What's the other one?
I also don't mind if the dolphin minigame comes back there.
I liked it.
I thought it was fun.
I wish there was more.
That was weird, dude.
The only other time you get crazy, Chocobo stuff is when you have to go to, you have to go
to Cosmo Canyon.
And the Chocobo racing and Cosmo Canyon is more Chocobo gliding, which is like,
hey, this is okay.
It's okay.
It's just Chocobo's falling slowly.
But I liked the dolphin minigame, and I was kind of disappointed that it went away so fast.
I think it would be cool if the dolphin was available in other areas that have water,
like close to water, newspaper, a course out of it, dude, there should definitely be a
dolphin minigame around knee behind, because there's all these like miniature islands around
knee behind, fun minigame, you know?
What are other ones that can come back that can be improved on?
That are like, oh, bring this back.
We don't need gears and gambits.
We don't need it, that does not need to return.
We're good.
We are good.
Junon Parade.
I think they'll do something more with that.
I think they'll definitely be
the DDR style dance sequences,
which was in Oni BN,
and then also in the Junon area.
I think that'll happen.
Oh, here's a mini game that I think can go away.
I don't know if we need the smashing boxes mini game again.
I don't know.
I don't know if the breaking boxes, we did a lot of that, dude.
I'm, I think we're good.
Oh, good call.
Good call.
The spaceship mini game in rebirth acted as a replaceor for the roller coaster.
And I just liked the roller coaster more and all of the secrets that are in the roller
coaster.
My hope is that the space-ranger mini game doesn't necessarily need to come back.
You can close down the space-ranger mini game and you can bring back the roller coaster.
I think that would be great.
I think this is the way that you can incorporate the pirate shooter like that.
That was also kind of neat, but you can make the pirate shooter and like an on-rails roller
coaster style mini game that is all about discovering secrets and things like that as you
progress forward and it's all about like minor changes within. So I like that. I'm hoping to do
something like that. I don't think we need any more muggles. Yeah, I think the muggle thing
ran its course. I did all of them again just recently and I'm like, yeah, yeah, the muggle thing
was was okay for a little while. And then I was definitely good with it. So move
goes can come back in some way. Let's do something different with them, you know? Let's
make it into a dating sim. Um, anyway. What else, chat? What else? We're talking mini
game specifically. What mini games from the OG, much less FF7 remake? Oh, God damn. The
The boxing game straight up, my recommendation for the boxing game is that you cannot have
it be turned based.
That shit was terrible.
The boxing game needs to just be punched out, just make it punch out.
Let us just act.
Let us have actions in stamina.
If we do too many actions, we need to be able to act accordingly.
The boxing mini game was legit bad, most people cheated it because it was nearly impossible
to beat Sephiroth in the boxing mini game at 30 FPS.
You just could not react fast enough, dude.
You had to pause the game to see what the action was and you're like, oh, okay, he's
doing this and you would have to cheat it.
Like, please, please, bro, please.
That shit definitely needs to change.
I hope so.
going to come back. I just hope it's like that mini game 2.0, you know? What else? There's one
that I'm not thinking of. Oh, the Red 13 soccer mini game. I thought was okay. I didn't mind it.
I didn't necessarily want to do it again. I'm not a huge fan of all the workout mini games. Yeah,
I'll do them, but jewels is definitely going to hunt you down again. Yeah, those were tough. Those
It's the fact that they get so hard, you know, it's the fact that the work out many games
can take you an hour to beat.
Like they are so fucking hard.
The frog mini game under June on, I can take it or leave it, it was fine, it was fine.
Celebrity we talked about, we have not played that yet, so that's just going to be in
the next one.
We're talking about what many games can be improved in which ones should come back, you
know, in some way.
Has there ever several that came back from remake to rebirth?
So the question is like which ones should say which ones are good, you know?
Piano, yeah, no piano was legit great the piano minigame. I thought was great
My issue with the piano minigame is that it causes a DMCA immediately
But I legit really like the piano minigame. I love it. I also think here is my
Here is my hope
Um, a lot of mini games are way, way, way in depth, like they're really deep.
Like somebody thought about this shit a lot.
Gears in Gambit is the perfect example of like, you can have a mini game that has too
much depth.
It's possible, dude.
I think some of them need to be much closer to less than arcade depth, like basic basketball
shit.
And like that need, I think that should be like extremely basic mini games.
You know what I mean?
I think that's fine.
I think it's like, for example, what's an extremely basic minigame in FF7 rebirth?
The frog jumping thing.
Clearly, I understand how this works and I understand it's death.
And that's about it.
You know, there's really not a ton to this.
It is just the way it is.
The basketball minigame can come back.
It could be nice and simple.
Darts from FF7 remake.
You know, I don't know if that needs to come back necessarily, but that's a good example
of just a simple straight shot.
Yeah.
is just the way it is. Does anyone complain about Darts? No, because it's just, it is what
it is. Do it. It's not really, it's not really meant to engage you that hard. It's just
kind of fun. So anyway, choke him up, gliding. I didn't love it. I didn't love it. It was so
hard. It was so difficult. You know what, many against to be interesting, at least. I'm not
saying to remove the interesting in-depth mini games like Chocobo racing and submarine
and snowboarding and G-bike, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that not every game needs to be that deep.
There can be some really basic ones.
And that's what I'm kind of hoping
that there's some really simple basic ones like darts.
Darts was really simple and basic.
The frog jumping one very simple and basic.
And then some other ones like even to a degree,
the dolphin mini game, there's some crazy mechanics and shit that you got to learn in that.
There's like there's like some shit.
So I think the idea that there is so many many games in the game is the fact that so many of them
are like, could be considered like full games. They're almost too thought out. So if anything,
all I'm saying is don't remove the complexity from the ones that are the most important. I want to
replay those. They're fun, not every single one needs to be that, you know what I mean? So yeah,
yeah, I think I can put the agree that FF7 needs many games. It is a huge part of the
part of the original game's identity.
But I think finding that balance is a very interesting part.
Do I think this probably going to be more minigames in this
then there was an FF7 rebirth?
I think there will be more stack for stack minigames in the final game.
But I think the majority of them are going to be just straight up optional.
I think there's a reason for them to have the fully expanded golden saucer
that has access to everything where it's like a true big Disneyland Arcade.
That just has everything, because many things were closed down in rebirth.
And I think, yeah, there's a, you can do this, dude, like this is where you put a lot of this shit outside of the really important ones if it, which should be involved in the story.
Anyway, ancient forest frog platforming, that wasn't even a mini game.
It was just a progression gimmick, right?
And I don't know if I mind that, right?
The ancient forest having like a platforming gimmick.
I don't know if I mind it, but it's like, does it work outside of 2D, you know,
cactuar mini game? There was a cactuar mini game? I forgot about it. I forgot about it. Anyway,
virtual missions is gently coming back. That is a completely different topic. The sound topic.
So anyway, yeah, I completely agree. Queen's blood. I cannot wait to play more.
Snowboarding. I'm super curious how they do it. And please, oh my god, please, bring back
G bike dude, do not leave G bike by the wayside.
Don't do it.
It's fun.
I was okay in remake.
It was very visually cool.
It was pretty fun in rebirth, pretty fun.
But it ends so fast dude.
Like I finished it immediately at my bro.
I want more.
You know what, you know what was another thing?
Just throwing it out here for the sake of Queensblood.
You remember those challenge,
Queensblood missions?
That shit was awesome.
There was a freak load of them.
There was so many of them,
but the Queensborough challenge missions
where it's like you have four turns,
you have these cards, good luck.
And that ship forced you to understand how the game works,
because there was no way around it,
and they were mad tough dude.
I real, when you figured about it, it's like,
oh, I spent like an hour on one of them
of just like, what do I do?
I'm just missing up this,
they felt like chess puzzles, loved it.
And they gave really good rewards.
I loved it, dude.
That shit was amazing.
Yeah, I hope Queen's blood is expanded
in all of those ways all over again.
Just have that littered throughout the world more, you know?
I don't think those should be consolidated
to like little Queen's blood areas.
No, dude, I want some random.
That is just like, can you beat this deck for me?
I'll give you something like, oh, you get cards out of it
or you get this or you get that?
Like, yeah, dude, please give me that shit.
Anyway, I'm glad to hear that snowboarding is important.
I just want SSX all over again.
Oh no, there's more.
There is definitely more hold up.
Let me go to Game Key.
That's all that Shinber Arc has.
Shout out to Shinber Arc again for providing translation.
Hold up.
Game Key, there you are.
There is much more.
actual, and not bullshit news chat, not carried on a string. There's actual crazy stuff. Snowboarding, Queen's blood. Check this out.
Bro, these these dudes are so anxious to start talking about it. It reminds me of rebirth when they were just like
fewming to show off the game. I was like brother. And an interview with Polygon,
how big is she says that if I said them may make part three development is going very smoothly,
he says it's playable and they are now trying to polish it. The entire scenario of the game
is playable. Just throwing it out there, this shit is coming out early next year, dude.
In terms of third installment, I believe we are coming along very smooth. We have said
a schedule, and I believe we're on track, and on time for the milestones.
So I'm very thankful for the development team, and I have so much respect for them working
on this project.
I believe at this point the game is playable, and technically, but we are still trying to
polish everything so that it's at the quality we can deliver to our players.
My dude, they might have a literal year of polish like an actual year where it's all hands
on deck, polish the game, bro, just from the perspective of some of the game projects that
I have been a part of and know people that have worked on stuff and the people that can educate
me on this a bit more, that seems like quite a bit, just going to throw that out, like some
Some games will get a lot of polish, like an aggressive amount, but to get near core game
mechanics to actually have more than like six months of polish could be pretty rare.
And in most situations, it could be even less, which is what a lot of games just have
to deal with.
Six months feels like very good, but much less a year, they could be like a few months
or even weeks.
I know that's what I'm saying is that I think the average of just like, okay, our core
systems and figure out our game is playable, everything is good. Usually you've got like
less than six months to actually polish it. So I mean, yeah, like how smooth does everything run?
Now, smooth is the combat feel. How much time do they have to figure all that shit out to really
like smooth out the edges? Like that's a big deal. I'm 1.222 to verse said,
work had started on part three. They've been cooking for a while. Oh, I know. Yeah, at
That there was a weird thing they said where they've already talked about how they've begun
development of Part 3.
And I think that was an engineering thing, figuring out how the world was going to scale
with airships and all that kind of stuff, probably a pretty big deal.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
There's a lot of assets that aren't online.
Don't get me wrong.
If he says it's technically playable, you can play through it.
Things still need to get done, but this isn't just like re-rendering stuff, dude.
is that something is playable to completion. Getting art and assets online to match that
and smoothing out gameplay things, so there's like no bugs and funky things. Yeah, cool.
Most games don't get that fucking luxury, man. The art stuff comes online usually really fast.
Like art honestly doesn't take that long. The thing that holds up art is that systems and mechanics
and alpha versions, games aren't like solved yet. We don't know if we're going to spend
all this money on art, if we haven't done all this shit yet.
And this might not even need the art for this, if it doesn't work out.
So since the game is so big and scope, they've solved those problems, they know exactly
what the game is, what the game is doing.
And now it's just making a shit ton of artwork for stuff, you know, games are polished
and day one patch.
Dude, you know why that is?
Because most devs get about like three to four months for polish.
Guess when they have to submit the game.
This one that code to go gold is submitted three months before the game's out.
So if the game comes out in January, it's done at the end of October.
It has to be quote unquote done, like playable and done.
And then there's been the rest of the three months polishing it up until release and
that yeah, that patch is literally most of the polish of the game.
Many games like run bad in their early review code because the polish patches and out
yet and then they get it because they just don't have that much time.
That's the time that they have before it gets released.
That is not a mislike a dredge on the developers like, no, that's just the way this
shit works.
Like they don't have that much time for this stuff because it's got to be shipped by a certain
time.
So anyway, do I think that'll happen here?
Yeah, I think it'll happen here as well.
Either way, this is still all very good news and it's very big and it just lines up
with the theory process we have that 30th anniversary of Final Fantasy 7, this game is coming
out dude. This game might be a late January release or like a late February. It legit might be
cool. Moving up to a bit more. Talking about the remake. I'm sorry, the next rethink.
Check this out. Honoguchi says, rebirths running on Switch 2. They're just working on
making frame rate stable. Rebirth is running on Switch 2.
Well, that's pretty nuts. Well, we have gotten rebirth to function on the Switch 2.
We still need to make sure the frame rates are stable. Our engineers are trying to
fine tune and make sure we optimize properly. I mean, I think it's just going to come
down to a point where like the game is going to be much lower resolution. It's probably
going to render like a 540 or something like that, something much lower, but they're just
going to have DLSS do a lot of the pickup. It's not going to be as crazy, beautiful as like
remake because remake already is a very smaller, much smaller game, but you know, I think there's
a very good chance that engineering wise they're going to figure this stuff out. How's PS5 base?
PS5 base is rough, it looks, and they say it was 900p, but it was also like it looked
much lower than that, especially for performance mode.
So again, PS5 to get 4k pretty close to 4k 30, which is a great-looking game, and ran 30
rock solid.
It's performance mode always looked fuzzy as hell.
them to get a consistent 60 FPS was a challenge on PS5 base. So it's decent now. I still think
the best way to play FF7 rebirth on current gen consoles outside of the PS4 Pro. PS5
Pro is 30 FPS graphics mode. I think quality modes just way better. It's just you actually
lose so much fidelity in the fuzzy picture. Like I, a consistent 30 FPS FF7 rebirth is how
I played the entirety of that game and it was great. It was still great. Constantly I was like
at the beginning of the game switching between performance and when I was playing through performance
mode, I felt like 60 FPS is nice, but I feel like I'm missing on parts of the game here.
Cutscenes look good but like the world introversal dude the dynamic resolution was
dropping that shit. So I was like man, constantly I would wonder what is this
area look like in higher resolution and I was having to change it all the time and
go back and then change it and go back and then change it and I was like I'm done
man. I'm playing the rest of this game after like 10, 15 hours of doing that. I'm
like I'm just playing it at 30. I'm just playing it at 30. So that's and the rest of
the game I was fine. I was fine. It's really rough when you go in between on the
the fly, it looks bad, it looks straight bad.
But after like a few hours, I kind of got used to it.
And it was a nice 30, it was an bullshit 30, it was stable.
I think that's going to happen on the switch as well.
Straight up.
I think the switch version is going to be like a 720p,
a much more upscaled, like less than 720p,
to get it to look 1080p.
And I'll be impressed if that runs at 30, dude.
And I will be very impressed if that does run at 30 FPS on a switch to that will be
cool.
Do I have any worries about the Xbox version?
Not necessarily.
This Xbox really did.
People are upset.
There isn't a review for it.
Wait a minute, you mean that like FF7 integrated came out on Xbox and nobody's reviewing
it.
Well, let's start reviewing it, two people are upset.
I mean, I'm just saying, Xbox is digital only.
Oh, they have to wait for it to come out.
It's also probably going to be just as good as like the PS5 version.
Phil Spencer's living.
I'm assuming if you're assuming that's not true.
Yeah, it's out, I know.
That is interesting.
I've not looked up.
I've not heard any comparisons on the Xbox version.
You know why because the Xbox is so close to the PlayStation version dude, like there's
not that much differences.
It is a little weird.
Nebula's Tython is thank you.
Go soldier.
I think it's true.
Xbox is in a strange situation right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's interesting.
Do I even need a review of the Xbox version? Unless it runs bad.
I feel like I already know what that's going to be in my head.
You know?
That's the weird thing is that after so much time,
I feel like I already know what the Xbox version is going to be like.
It's gonna it's gonna run fine. It's gonna look good. It's gonna look pretty close for the parody of the PlayStation 5 version
It's gonna run at 60 FPS, you know
Series S version
Probably runs at 30. Probably is a little bit less
Like there's not any
What I'm saying is that there's no big mystery like the switch to is a mysterious
How do they get it working on this little thing? You know how do they do that? How do they do this at like what five to ten watts how do they do that the Xbox is a
That's the, this is, this is more a issue of the current generation and the tough time
that Xbox has sort of had distinguishing themselves as a unique system that provides a unique
experience for the games that is either better or worse.
Majority of the time, the games are just very similar if you're playing it in comparison
to the Xbox Series X, you know.
The only time it's interesting is when it's the Series S, because the S is actually like
They have to try, you know?
They really got to try.
So, I mean, different architect,
next box is just a PC, so it's a PlayStation.
PS5 is just, PS5 Pro is not just a PC.
PS5 Pro is doing some interesting shit,
but PS5 is just a PC as well.
So, I mean,
Scott the Was has an amazing video on this recently.
Dude, the current console generations are so boring.
Like, I don't care about consoles at all.
I don't care about what they're doing and what they're producing.
This is like one of the only times
this has been interesting to me
because the Switch 2 is like, they've had to try.
They've had to like really try to make this work on this
and the result is very impressive.
His analization was that bro,
like this console generation sucks,
that just because games aren't good or anything,
but like nothing about the consoles is interesting.
Like, it's just, they are the way they are,
And they don't do anything necessarily more special than the other.
So games are just the way they are, period.
You know, analization.
They're so close to just PCs, you know?
So yeah.
Yeah, the most interesting thing of this console generation
is that for some reason, the PlayStation 5
looks like a router from 2005.
Why?
Why is it the dumbest-looking system I have ever seen?
Why?
Why does a PS1 look better than a PS5?
What were they thinking?
Why does a PS5 look so weird?
Why does it look like a massive ass router?
What's going on?
Why does it look like a fan,
like a giant rotating fan?
I don't get it.
It is on the other side of the screen.
They must have.
Anyway, that was a long little separation.
It does look like a router.
I know, and it looks like an old router, not a new one,
looks like an old router, like an Oreo.
Check this out, big news.
And I told you, chat, people were like,
Max, they're gonna Max, listen, listen, that's what
they actually got something.
Max, listen, you must listen.
I'm gonna go check and firm,
they're second with UE4.
and the rematurality is not switching to UE5.
Of course, that would be literal projects suicide
if they did that.
I mean, granted, even if they got UE5 running good
with no problems, UE5 games have historically had problems
on the way.
So it's like, oh, like, glad we did that.
My dude, if they switched engines entirely,
it isn't like point eight a point B, you know?
This would be like imagine you're really good at a fighting game chat and you played for 10 years and
Then you get something that is just like it. You've been playing Street Fighter 4 for 10 years and you're really good at it
And you know like every character and it's amazing, right so what happens suddenly when they're like all right
So you have to play Street Fighter 6 now and you have no choice
You think all your experience and what makes you really good as Free Fighter 4 is in a directly
translate?
Some of it, well, I mean, a good chunk.
You'll have an idea, but most of the stuff you've learned and all the tech and all the
setups and all that shit do, they work, no, no, no, that does not work.
You have to learn all this new stuff.
And all that new stuff is exactly what makes the new thing how you are good at Street Fighter
6.
This is literally what game developers have to deal with when they are switching engines.
UE4 and UE5 are very similar, but is all the tools and the way that you work on things
in the process that you go through, like you are completely changing it.
These guys have been working on this game in this engine and have figured it out pretty
well for the past 10 years.
So asking them to do entirely change their workflow entirely.
things might work better, some things might work worse.
Like, no, if we want the game to come out, I said this before when it's like, oh, the
next game, when this one was looking kind of rough and rebirth first came out, right?
Performance mode, they should switch to UE5.
Everyone said they should switch to UE5.
Max, they should switch to UE5.
Listen, I'm like, no, dude, if they switch to UE5, this shouldn't come an out till
2030.
straight up, you will need like two to three more years of dev time straight up.
And that's hopefully things work in the way they do.
Everything that they designed this thing around is working around this engine.
And to be completely honest, they made one of the biggest, most scalable, open-world
quote-unquote open-world, but large, environment, unreal, engine,
for games that has ever been made.
Like the only thing that's comparable in close is like the friggin' Star Wars game, dude, what's
it called?
Last Jedi Return of Jedi, the respawn game Star Wars game had some big ass environments,
and a lot of connected shit.
Like no kidding, most games are not that big.
And even the second Star Wars game with bigger areas more connected stuff had huge performance
problems.
It was like, dude, brother.
Like, oh my god.
Yeah, like they've actually solved some really, really, really big technical issues in Unreal
Engine 4 with this development team.
So I mean, Jedi survivors pretty big but rebirth is way bigger.
I haven't played those.
So I'm only comparing it.
Whenever I, whenever I hear of like, what is the next biggest like UE4 games that you
can kind of compare it to?
And it's like, yeah, the Jedi games from respawn were pretty big, man.
But even those when they got bigger had massive performance issues.
So all I'm trying to say is that don't take for granted what they were able to do in UE4
because switching everything over to the next game would not be a big thing.
LizaP was a great UE4 game.
LizaP is very small in comparison dude.
That's a small game.
Small corridor or small areas.
You know, it runs great.
Don't get me wrong.
But it has like the scalability of like FF7 remake.
It's much smaller dude.
You can't like traverse the whole world on the fly.
can't go from like point A of the world and then take literally a 20 minute journey across
the entire planet through all your vehicles and shit to the other side and remake, I'm
sorry, in rebirth, you can do that. You can legit do that. And there's no loading. It's
crazy that there's no loading. So anyway, yeah, I knew it. I was just kind of like, unless
they want to sabotage the development of this game, they're not going to switch engines.
We've been using UE4, but we've made a lot of modifications to fit our needs.
It's more beneficial for us to have something that we're already familiar with, and have it
customized to fit our needs.
Chat, there was another game that we played that looked effing incredible, and all the previous
games that these guys had worked on was made under the same engine, like practically the same
ship and that game was running on Unreal Engine 3, UE3, okay?
And Netherrealm Studios made Mortal Kombat 9 in Justice 1 and KX in Justice 2 and Mortal
come at 11 on Unreal Engine 3.
Just think of the difference in visuals that you got from injustice 1 and mk9 to Mortal
Combat 11, which is one of the best-looking fighting games there is, straight up.
And then they had to switch to Unreal Engine 4 for some reason in the next game, which
severely delayed the release of the following game, severely affected the online functionality
of the next game.
And MK1 still to this day is missing a ton of basic functionality things with its online
playability and modes and stuff that the previous games all had.
And why is that because they had to switch to a new engine?
They'd have reinvent the way the wheel works dude.
So was MK1 pretty looking?
You don't get me wrong, in many ways, MK1 is pretty or looking then MK11 and obviously the previous ones.
But was it worth the trade off?
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
I think MK11 still looks better than MK1.
And that's from an artistic standpoint.
Anyway, MK1 is not an Unreal Engine 5 game chat.
It's UE4, right?
Unless something changed, I think MK1 was legit a UE4 game.
So even then having to switch engines to switch their entire process of working may not have
been worth it in the long run.
You know, they might have thought I would have saved them time, but yes, it makes me do
good.
Hold on, I might be wrong.
It's unreal for.
It's not UE5.
I thought maybe that changed at some point in development because at one, at some point they
said this is running on UE4, we're upgrading our engine from UE3 and it's like, oh, okay, it's
not UE5, um, MK1 is running on Unreal Engine 4. So anyway, this is huge news. All this does is,
well, what does this do? This just delivers more cadence to our thought process that this
bitch is coming out in a year. This bitch is coming out maybe less than a year dude. I don't know,
like, they keep talking about how like done it is. Now, they're just like working on
And polish and things like that, and it's like, dude, if they kept talking about all the technical limitations they're running into before with how ambitious it was, but like, my dude, you've already solved those if you're talking about it, you don't publicly go on record being like, we don't know if it's going to work out or not.
No, no, no, no, you've solved this. You're just saying that it will be challenging to solve it because it was challenging, like that's the way the shit works, you know.
So, that's a big deal, right?
That's a big deal.
I think we're getting a straight up release date
for this game in summer.
I think we're getting a release date.
I think that release date will be early 2027.
Early on, it'll be quote unquote early 2027.
But no shit, my dude, I would not be surprised
if this thing comes out of the end of January.
I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't even like
the first quarter of next year where it's like,
oh yeah, does the camera on late February?
like remake did, I'm sorry, like rebirth did, or maybe end of March April, like remake
did, because that one got delayed.
I don't know, man.
Like I honestly feel that it could be like the 30th anniversary of FF7 is at the end
of January.
It's like on the 30th.
So, uh, bro, I wouldn't be surprised.
I think the one thing that could compromise it of it coming out in that in a very early
time frame to 2027, if it's multi-platform.
at multi platform. They keep, they have, and I don't have the direct interview here, but
Omiguchi went on record and also said, yeah, rebirth is coming to everything. Rebrist
coming to Xbox, it's coming to switch. Yeah, the next game after is also coming to Xbox,
it's coming to PC, it's coming to switch, and it's coming to PlayStation, like they straight
announced it. So it's like, oh, well, it's happening, but the details on whether or not it
it will be available at launch on those systems,
that we still do not know.
But if it is, that's great.
That's great.
I still have to start debating, what do I play it on?
Bro, what the hell did they say that directive
rebirth?
They said that for rebirth.
We read it before that rebirth is in development
and working on switch now,
and it's coming out on Xbox and stuff.
So yeah.
It sounds, it seems like you can interpret him
saying it as in like bro, does this mean
it's all coming out at the same time?
Yeah, it could be, but I still don't know.
How would I play the final version of this game?
Because I had so many technical problems
with my version of Rebirth, which are alleviated now
because I put my 49 need back in my PC.
Rebirth hated, I $50, 90 and a $7,800,
3D, it hated it, dude. It hated it. And then I started debating like, man, do I, do I play this shit on PlayStation 5 Pro?
Do I? If you see, guys, I know. I will play the game in the best possible way it can be played straight up.
up.
If then I start asking myself questions, like, if I do I upgrade my PC,
my dude, if I have to upgrade my PC in the year of our Lord 2026 or 2027, if there is
upgrades to be had, that's just going to cost me $150,000 at this rate.
A mind as well, go buy a kuntosh.
I don't need the 5090 upgrade.
No, don't get me wrong.
saying like getting a new motherboard, getting a new, either like Intel CPU that doesn't
try to kill everything, maybe new Intel CPUs are really good? I don't know, man. Maybe
new AMD is really good? I don't know. I don't know. That's a great question. I have to actually
sit on that dude. Because right now, guess where my brain is going? That piece of shit
PS5 Pro that's sitting over there, because I know it would run good on that straight
up dude, I know that like that's probably the primary skew they're developing this for
as well. It's probably it. As a reminder chat, all games like this, all these multi-platform
games, what is the hero code, right? What is the main hardware they develop for? Even if games
come out on PC, what are they making for? PlayStation first, they're all made for PlayStation.
Then the PS4 era, they made all the games for PS4, if they're multi-platformed, and then
they ported it to other things.
In this era, it's also PS5.
Every game is about, if it's a multi-platform game, it's made for PS5 first, and then it's
ported to other systems.
So to give Sony the little bit of credit we would not have gotten a Final Fantasy 7 remake
without them.
So with that being said, I will highly consider playing the PS5 Pro version of Part 3.
I will highly consider it and just hope that hey, you know what?
station super upscaling, the pisser, that is getting even better in 2026. Mark Stone
he said it, but there's a, there's, they have their DLSS updates, specifically for
PlayStation that is also happening next year. Or, I'm sorry, this year. So that'll, that'll be,
the FF7's in a come out with the best version of DLSS, their PlayStation DLSS that
They have my dude, bro.
I wish two X-Grow had an offer PlayStation first,
the screen tearing is a D.S.
Yeah, the reason that is,
is because they have a lot of input
to land the game.
Then if they turn on V-Sync, it is even worse.
Anyway, it's a very significant upgrade too.
Oh, a very significant update to the Pesser, okay.
I'm curious, man, like, do I regret buying a PS5 Pro?
I bought it for FFF7 rebirth and then I played through like half of the game on hard mode.
Right?
I played through half of the game on hard mode.
Has it been any other game that is made that my PSI throw has made better?
No.
No.
It's just been FF7.
But guess what happened, Chat?
Guess what happened?
Less than two months later.
The PC version dropped.
version dropped way sooner than any of us were expecting.
The PS5 Pro version happened at like nine months after the game came out.
And then right at the year, like right around a year after the game came out, they were like
11 months-ish.
Hey, here's the PC version and it's like, what?
So immediately drop the through my PlayStation 5 Pro in the garbage.
I couldn't believe it with the disk still and it's spinning.
It's very disrespectful.
And I started playing the PC version and it was great.
You see version needed some optimization,
no good, may wrong, at the beginning,
but they've patched the PC version
like seven or eight times.
Anyway, damn you're cool.
Do it in trash and I spit on it
and I made fun of it, damn me's cool.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
Anyway, this is all very good news, man.
This is actually some substantial news
on the game and where it's going,
and a bit more confidence about what's happening.
If there's any, like, here's the thing, Chat.
If there's any lack of confidence
because of the financial situation of Square
and where they are as a company right now,
which is also in kind of a little bit of turmoil,
you have to ask yourself,
if the goal of this current era of Square Enix
is to put a foundation upon their big IPs
and not spread themselves too thin
and to expensively in other areas
that might not get them enough return.
Doing what Capcom did and really focusing hard
on their main IPs and building those audiences
more than ever before.
If they're gonna follow that mantra,
then in what situation does underbudgeting
their final fantasy seven remake commitment?
going to work out FF7 remake FF7 is their literal golden goose. So if this doesn't hit, right?
Then it's pretty much over like straight up. If this thing doesn't do it, like if they're
break glass emergency project, up to get everyone back on board doesn't do it, then like my dude,
this is it, dude. You have to commit to this, this has to hit. So, anyway, this is the game
that everyone was waiting for, dude. This was also, and just just in their defense, why,
why, why is a very high chance that it is going to hit? It's also the majority of people
that heard about this that looked forward to it that know that this exists was waiting
for. People have been waiting. I have friends that are huge Final Fantasy 7 fans, guess
That's what they all said, I'm waiting for the final game, I'm waiting for the final game.
I'm just going to wait till that's all done.
I don't want to be like people that hate, you know why?
Because everybody that is everybody doesn't have to wait for anything anymore.
They just engage with something and watch the whole thing.
You know, I don't have to wait like every single week for Andorrexman no more teasing.
Like I just want to binge the whole motherfucker.
Just give me just take a thousand hours of my life for some shit, you know?
Yeah, yeah, and you know what's going to happen is that these people are going to play
remake and rebirth and the final game back to back to back.
It is going to occupy approximately six months of their lives, unless they just straight
shoot them, right?
And then you can make it be like a month.
You know what's going to happen?
The post-game burnout depression is going to be insane.
Dude, I was depressed after the end of rebirth.
When it was over, I was in there for a month and a half my dude.
I didn't know what to do with my life.
Like, I'm like, what do I even stream?
What do I even do?
Like, the post-game depression remake not as much because remake was only so long.
remake was like 35 hours. So it's like, oh, okay. Yeah, I can extend this a little bit and play it again, yada yada yada, but like, yeah, this is what we thought it was, but at the end of rebirth, it was like I did like 96, 97% of that game.
And I didn't know what the fuck to do with my life, bro, I was like, it's over and I'm just like...
I didn't even want to play it again.
I was just so sad that it was done.
I was like, dude.
So imagine the massive depression.
Yeah, honestly, that's a really good point, student can.
That's a good point.
For a lot of us that really enjoy this shit, right?
And we enjoy the direction they're taking this and the games are fun and enjoyable. They're not they're not beyond leaps perfect
We can so criticize things, but
You know what you know what was the connective tissue in between remake to rebirth and rebirth to this following game theory crafting
And I think that was intentional
Finding other people to discuss things that they found in cool little moments and stuff like that that are clearly
sprinkled throughout all the narrative of like leading us towards directions and stuff, talking
about the game, and doing all the theory crafting that happens like after a playthrough was,
what it was like therapeutic. It helped so much to like alleviate what felt like an actual
depression that I'm going through at the end of this. And then I didn't feel that depression anymore.
It was just kind of excitement of like where the shit could be going and like what they're doing
with it, you know? So anyway, yeah, I think it was very helpful. That's a great, I never
realized that's what I was doing or what most of us were doing as fans. It also helped us
to process dude. When the story gets thrown at you so fast in so many different spots of the game,
it helps you like process shit. That's a Kingdom Hearts fan max, I get that.
that. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy that we're going to have three FF seven
games. And you guys will literally still be waiting for the next game
of my game. I don't make fun of Kingdom Arts fans. I sympathize with you guys.
That shit would suck. That I think that shit is insane. That at that point
there is I'm not rubbing it in. All I'm saying is that if you leave an
audience with no answers and a lot of like mystery ship when you
hope that some resolutions would happen and you put more than 10 years
in between that fandom to get answers for any of that ship. My dude,
you will be driven insane. You'll be driven insane. It makes you go
crazy. I get it. I I get it because Kingdom Hearts fans have to
wait literally like five times the amount of time that Final Fantasy
seven fans have to wait. And to be honest, is it as cohesive either by
dude, they're definitely at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3, they definitely
weren't thinking forward into making Kingdom Hearts 4. Like it wasn't a full
thought-out thing that was definitely happening, at least with FF7, the FF7
series, they've known the ending since part one. Right? This is a cohesive
thing. Like every, all the beats and things that happen in part one lead
part two and there's beats from part two that go back to part one that also go to what is it? What are they doing? So now we don't know. My dude
at least with the FF7 thing there's a clear end it's over. It is over. Like this is the end and that's almost like
whoa then it almost makes it more important. Because if anything what was all the uh what was all the marketing at the
at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3,
to me from the outside of somebody that didn't play it,
seemed like it was supposed to be the end.
It seemed like, yeah, a lot of people were hoping
for a finality here, and the way they were talking about it,
was that, like, this is the end of the trilogy type shit.
And then it's clearly not.
There's the end of the saga, yeah.
And then apparently, I haven't seen the ending,
I don't know what the hell it is,
but apparently it was not.
Like it sets up more.
Which has to be like,
Huh.
Huh.
Can our characters just be happy?
Chat, what did you want?
Did you just want all of the kids
to be sent back to their younger cells
back on Destiny Island?
And now they can just like,
actually not have to worry about shit?
Does that, is that what happens in the end?
Sure why not.
some sort of resolution.
Um, anyway, more or less, I mean, more or less than some actual closure of some kind,
they kind of do just not the main character.
That would be like killing cloud at the end of the remake trilogy.
Yeah, that's what that is.
That's what that if my, and my dude, my dude, if everybody else gets to be happy
but cloud, that's crazy. That's fucking crazy. If they just end up killing cloud at the end of
part three, that would be crazy, dude. And crazy in the worst way. Like maybe in likely the worst way.
I always did. Wow, imagine. Imagine just killing cloud strife. Like he's Luke Skywalker.
Could you even imagine it?
Often Cloud Stripe like he's Luke Skywalker.
That'd be crazy.
It went very well for Star Wars.
It went super well.
Man, I think I understand my Kingdom Hearts fans are past.
I never knew why.
always assumed the end of Kingdom Hearts 3 piss people off because it seemed like the end
and it wasn't actually and it was just more like sequel bait and it was just oh it's
just going to lead to more stuff. But having everybody else find their resolutions instead of
the main character? The main character that is something that is definitely MC doesn't get his
friends or his family. Everybody else gets their friends and family. Wow. Wow. Wow. That feels
mean. That feels almost spiteful. Is there a little bit of spite there? It does
Nico, you're a king of the Mart's fan. Is there a little bit of spite there at the
end of that story? Is there like a little bit of spite towards the fandom in some way?
I'm only going to trust Nico and the answer he puts in there. Does it come across as
or is it coming across this? Absolutely, whoa.
And it isn't coming across this like,
oh, they have bigger plans, so they have to keep going that way.
Are you telling me it comes across as like,
actually spiteful for the lower keepers that have been desperate?
That's, though were pissed. That's crazy. Wow.
You're also what kingdoms, when you're most finding you think it is, too.
Wow.
I did not know this, man.
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
Bro, rubbing salt into a wound.
That's what I mean.
It's like spiteful.
It's the equivalent of killing cloud in the final game.
Like that would feel spiteful.
Like you don't like FF7 fans.
Is what that would feel like.
What I would accept it, I would be very reluctant to accept that.
to be completely honest based on everything they've set up. You just kill cloud.
Yes, he has to make a sacrifice, you know?
So I got the Goostop special. Well, Goostop's end is, they just mimic the
area thing with him. He's an unexpected death about like halfway through a quarter
through the game or a third to the game. Wow, that's, that's, I'm going to stop talking.
It's a little spoilery.
Anyway, we need a Kingdom Hearts reigning overviewsore as not dead. No, no, no. I'm not saying so as dead.
They're you're getting the wrong. You're getting the wrong interpretation. I'm saying
the way that what happens at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3 sounds spiteful to have the main character
still exist somewhere and not get his friends and stuff like that or his resolution, but everyone else around him does
because everybody, all the players are the main character, right?
So the players are the MC.
If everybody around the main character gets all their resolutions and shit and all of their, you know,
come up and the main character doesn't, that almost feels like it's the audience that also
must suffer. You know, it feels like it's, and the same way that like final fantasy 7
And in the similar way, like, a bit toned deaf, if we just killed cloud at the end of FF7,
that would piss a lot of people off.
Doesn't really match the story necessarily either.
It goes kind of completely against a lot of what this shit is.
Anyway, that's interesting.
I did not know that.
That's all I'm going to say.
I know that about Kingdom Hearts 3, that the end of that game felt like spiteful, almost
towards like people that have been following this shit so much.
At 5-7-3, much Kingdom Hearts at this point, I disagree.
I don't have to wait nearly as long for games.
Our fandom doesn't have to go to a loony bin.
We don't have to visit a mental asylum in between each game dude.
Trying to like figure shit out.
don't. We get answers within three years, four years. Like we do. Kingdom
March fans go insane because they want answers to things and they have to
wait 15 fucking years for it. Or now 10 plus years. I'm not saying it's your
fault that you guys are going through that, but it's just the nature of being
like a hardcore fan of that shit. This is the nature of it. It's pain. It
It feels like it isn't consider it, especially if the third game did that to people, it feels
like it's very inconsiderate of the fandom.
And yeah, I get you.
There was a lot of pandery shit at the end of FF7 rebirth stuff that I thought they were
going to save for the finale of the series.
We can talk about the Zack and Cloud teaming up to fight stuff for authorship.
predicted the shit because it's mad, pandery, and it's also obviously a bait that we could
do and use.
So it's like, yeah, this is great, but at the same point, how many times of FFF7 fans
actually been pandered to, very few, very few times as it actually been good, FF7 advent
children is pretty pandery, you know, while also being kind of different in many ways.
FF7 fans got a lot of pandering all over the place, up until the PlayStation 2 era, PSP era,
and then it stopped. It just stopped. So you get these characters that show up in things,
but Squall also shows up in things, and that is an FF8 pandering, you know.
If anything like crisis scores a bit pandering, you know, it's got Zach and Cloud hanging out
as Bros and shit, but still it's like how much quality pandering I'm sorry, pandering is in
fan service like this is fan service dude and that there was there's quite a bit of fan
service and FF7 rebirth for sure. But then I'm like I kind of don't mind it because we've
been waiting 30 years for the shit dude. I'll be completely honest. I kind of don't mind
it because like a lot of the shit we have been waiting for it for such a long we've been waiting
for these characters to even talk to each other brother like even even in FF7 when characters
could finally talk to each other, they were started saying shit like dilly, dally,
shilly, shally, and stuff like that. I need a phone and all this goofy shit and it was like,
nobody was acting the way they should. It was like, uh, come on, bro. So in a ways it was like,
I feel like the remake series has allowed it to be as pandery as allowed it to pander to me in ways
that makes it feel like it's actually fulfilling the things that I've always wanted them to do.
So it's like, oh, thank God, man, it was, and you know what, you know what, in moments like that we get chat?
Oh, cloud, it's you, bro, I haven't seen you in so long.
Let me go get coosol.
Oh, what the fuck, that's like, whoa, that's really good, pandering.
That's, that's a really good, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's good.
And then what's your name from Christ's score by brain is escaped at the moment because I'm reading the chat at the same time.
What's her name from Crisis Core shows up in Gondaga?
She's taking care of Zach's parents, Sisne.
Bro, what the fuck are you like?
Wow, like that shit's, wow.
That's some really good fan service dude.
That's a really good fan service, wow.
That's it's high quality, grade A, like dude, holy shit.
All the little music notes and shit like that from Advent Children over the place.
I go to Cosmo Canyon.
Whoa.
Oh, look what the hell is this?
What am I listening to?
Let's run out of a children clip
and they're sitting there singing the advent children
in him and I'm like, bro, this is high quality fan service.
This is 4FF7 fans, brother.
Oh, like, I got those kind of feelings and moments
throughout the entirety of rebirth.
Dude, I was like, oh shit.
Oh, yeah, high quality fan service dude.
This is like, why do you level Goofan service?
Galian Beast?
Yeah, dude, making Vincent a boss fight.
And instead of like, you know, having to deal
with this controlling the Galian Beast in shit,
you actually, he's a boss fight now.
What the fuck?
People forget that this should happen.
Like, I don't know, man.
Anyway.
So disappointed in that part 3 of using UE4 don't be because if it was in UE5, it would never come out.
You would have to wait legit three more years and the chance of it being better or working better than Unreal Engine 4 would be significantly less.
And also, here's another crazy thing. Unreal Engine 4 is also like just as modtable if not easier to mod than UE5.
So, even in the future, if there's things that people would want to do or fix about the game,
or add to my dude, Unreal Engine 4 is like one of the most customizable engines in easy to
use, easy to change things in the entire industry.
It's so easy to do stuff, so like you can make an entire different game out of it at
some point if you wanted to.
I need that UE5 stutter I created.
I need it. I need it to take me out of every single moment.
You if I can look good, I can. It's just you know.
Yeah, you also have to understand like with with rebirth they were still figuring out how to make the world work.
So now they know how to make it work. How do we make it better? How do we make it look better?
Yeah. Okay. People made a top-down version of FF-7 remake, like the PS1, it's quite fun to look at really like like Resident Evil static camera shit. People made an already static camera version of 7 remakes making look like OG7.
That's pretty sick.
You know, Jeffrey, thank you, dude.
This is not an FF6 fan.
When you get pandered to, they try to make us buy a statue that costs as much as the car.
I saw that.
Who was it like the $9,000 FF6 statue?
Here you go.
This is what you wanted, right?
You know, no, no, no.
FF6 fans and chrono trigger fans have it the worst.
You guys have it the worst, for sure.
It was 12k damn.
Chrono trigger fans have a pretty bad.
Granted, Chrono trigger technically got a sequel, though.
Chrono cross, but that sequel also did not meet up to the expectations, right?
It did, it's a fine game, but did we know?
Like, people are like, did we know?
So like, yeah.
I mean, it's a direct sequel to Chrono trigger.
They added a bunch of things to make those connect, you know?
I mean, it is, but yeah.
Don't across this better than you think.
It's not a sequel to trigger.
It is, though, dude, like Shala is in the fucking game
as she not?
Are we talking about different things?
I recently got a breakdown of this shit
of all the stuff that they added
in the later versions of Chrono Trigger
that directly connected to Cross.
Directly.
Like,
Lavo's technically comes back in a different form
in Cross.
Am I right?
Did I make that up when I was watching
the breakdown videos?
Like, maybe I'm just missing something.
It does, yeah!
Lobos is the final boss across it.
This doesn't look like Lobos.
It gets reinvisioned, you know?
It's a direct sequel, dude.
You're just being baited into playing cross, my dude.
I've played it.
I just remember nothing about it because when I played it, the game was mid.
It was a very pretty mid.
It was a very great sounding and pretty mid.
You just been seven remake and rebirth and realize why I like it so much.
I mean, I like it because it feels like it's respecting one of the craziest, like, fandom
things.
You know, it feels like it's very connected to what FF7 was or at least what I, it's my interpretation
of what it was.
Did you see news about Dirge?
The EverChrist's news about Dirge?
I did see that, yes.
Whether or not they're going to completely remake Dirge,
I doubt it.
I doubt it, Jet.
I think they're going to, I think it's going to be a level.
And the same way that there was an advent
children fight, they did the Muhammad fight.
That was about it.
What you're talking about, what if they killed cloud
is basically chronocross?
Right, that's what I mean.
Is that like there's a disconnect there
of why people don't actually accept that
of being the thing that is the sequel.
Maybe know what it is.
You know what?
Hey, I'm with you guys.
I felt this before by dude.
I have felt the pain of like the most up-to-date
in the story timeline of these characters
and this stuff that is great that I really enjoy.
And the last thing that actually exists,
the final thing that exists
is something that makes me dislike the entirety of it.
Straight up.
is dirge server is. Makes me dislike Final Fantasy XII. So yeah, I'm with you. I understand that is like
until we need without confirmation, until the remake trilogy technically is canonically moving the story
forward, yet dirge may be just like this shitless. Good love it of dirge got to do over.
They would have to dramatically change the story, dude.
Like, the gameplay's rough.
Don't get me wrong.
Music's fine.
The visuals are good.
They have to change the fucking story.
Like it's...
It makes everything worse on his own and say, it makes every character worse, it makes Vincent
or something, it makes you feel worse.
Yeah, cloud and everybody else just exist, post-avent children.
It makes the lore of the world worse.
Like, I'm stressing the fuck out.
Like, retcon levels change, kind of.
Yeah, like the entire aspect of like the planet
and like saving it, and any of that shit.
It was not written by the original writers of FF7.
When the original writers of FF7,
no Gima wrote almost everything
from like before crisis to like ever crisis and all that kind of I'm sorry to crisis
core the stuff was that yeah they were directly involved until their discerporous and they're
not. And there's different people completely different people that are like writing it. And
yeah it is it's awful like I can tell you it's awful because we played it six years ago
it's legit awful. And I was reminded when I played it back when I was younger how bad it was
to. Like I got memories that brought me back to the mid 2000s of like I felt this before.
And that feeling is that like the quicker I forget this, the more I can actually go back to
liking FF7 again. It's it's rough, man. It's really rough. The urge to derge.
Chrono Cross wasn't as bad as derge. I agree with you. Chrono Cross would just
different take like like if Lucretzi is going to be the same person at some point in the remake
series if Lucretzi comes back and she's that same person that was also in derge I want to die.
I don't want to I will avoid it at all costs. She acts the same. I'll avoid it at all costs.
If Vincent acts like the way he does in his human form,
I want to go away.
I want to disappear. Here's the crazy part. They've already,
they've already taken dirt shit and put it into the remake series.
Wise is dirt shit. Deep ground is dirt shit, okay?
They've taken dirt shit and they've put it already into the remake series. Guess what?
It's actually good. The way they handle it is pretty good.
So, I'm not against taking some things, but like the totality of it and what it represents
and how it's moving the story forward is actually trash and they're just servers.
I think it's legit trash. I think it is...
What is the anime call out? I forget it. I erase it out of my head.
The one that they have gone back in retcon.
and fuck bro, ever, no, for last order, yeah, Final Fantasy 7 last order, trash, actual
trash.
It was an anime remake of the events of Final Fantasy 7 at Nebelheim, and it's garbage.
We're using Mrs. the idea completely.
One of the butcher cloudy.
Yes, one of the butcher cloudy and Sephiroth.
It's garbage.
And they have literally gone on record saying, that's not canon.
We missed the mark, sorry, don't worry, it doesn't count.
No, the animation, the quality of the visuals are great.
It's just, it's garbage.
The story is garbage, dude.
It's that bad.
It completely removes the entire point of cloud.
It moves all point of them.
Writing is dog shit.
Anyway.
If there's a new DBFC, I'll be very happy.
Goku, thank you.
What are your feelings when they release the PS3 Tech demo of F7 to show off a power
to the system and ultimately do not result in a playable remake at that time?
Well, I felt like everybody else did.
There's a reason why FF7 remake was got the reaction it did from so many people
because the expectation, it built an expectation.
Right?
God, then Goku, thank you.
Sorry.
Yeah, the PS3 Techno built an expectation in all of our heads of what this could possibly be.
So it wasn't like, I don't think we felt betrayed.
All this did.
All this did was make us feel like, oh, this is just going to happen eventually, bro.
This is way before 2011.
This is like mid-2000s.
Yeah.
This is way before this jet.
This is like before the PS3 was out.
We're in the same first year, but 2006.
26.
This is 20 years old though.
Could you not tell from the video quality?
So all this didn't really disappoint me.
It just sort of made me think that like, oh, I never thought you could do a remake of FF7.
I never thought you would do that.
And this was after Advent Children.
So it kind of felt like a promise.
You know, it kind of felt like we'll do it eventually.
We'll get there.
And to be real, they were planning on it.
They legit were in the compilation of FF7, you know, before crisis.
uh...
flight crisis core derge
their plan
was to do this after-dear�useervorous and then square just was not doing so hot
sort of they couldn't do it
they talk about that in ff seven remake when it came out where was like this was our
plan
this was our story
we wanted to do this like literally like fifteen years ago
but we just didn't have the resources and the availability and the technology
things caught up yet
so i mean
It wasn't like they were lying, it would just take much longer for it to happen.
This is why we'd say the 30-year cook.
Derrick was the reason they failed the remake after something on these 30s 3.
I don't think it helped.
It's so gray and brown.
My god, it's so, it's so PS3 era.
It looks so bad in comparison now, dude.
It is so gray and brown, it's insane.
Chat, could you imagine this is what the FF7 remake looks like?
Could you even imagine it?
It's got that perfect PS3 360 era filter.
Bro.
No, yeah, this one.
one. I like watching all the versions of FF7 remake that didn't happen. You know, I think it's
I think it's interesting. I think it's interesting to go back and see how much this game has
been through different versions technically and they never really came real. They never happened.
I still don't see why we brought a shenner soldier along. No way he brought that away.
This game didn't happen. What's the name? I'm a wife. I'm a clown strife. And he says it's
It's almost a turn.
Look, heavy security like this, you want a professional.
I don't care about your politics.
This is before all the recasting, Cloud is the same guy.
the original cloud, right? He's the old voices. It's the old VA. I remember there was a moment
to where people were really pissed off about that. That like the original when they switched the
voice actors and there was the announcement that the voice acting has changed. A lot of people
were really upset about that. When we made them change the VA, probably so that it can feel different.
And you know, like, probably so the, the, the FF7 casting that is this game is very old school.
You know, it's, it really, it still sounds like it comes from the mid 2000s.
And old VA is just that way, you know, like the depiction of it.
So they needed a different approach.
They need to sound different.
Characters need to be depicted differently.
You're legendary.
Thank you.
Like, yeah, like it needs to be, it needs to feel like
modernized in some way. And guess what they did, they didn't just bring on a ton of
extremely well-known Johnny Young Bosch's cloud, you know, they did Troy Baker is clearly like
just buried or subshide like they didn't do that eventually. All I'm saying is that
there was definitely a consideration of we need we need this to feel fresh. It has to feel like
different, you know. It cannot be people that you've been hearing
then everything all over the place. Some of it is in some ways, you know?
Also, the voice direction is really good too. I think that's another big part of it.
Dude, the voice directing in the remake series is unbelievable to me, dude.
I'm believable.
So bizarre looking dude.
You wonder if the PS3 era came out of would've been in one for one?
Well we just saw it!
Like if...
Get this dumb looking bitch off the screen.
We literally, if your question is, I wonder if we would have gotten the one to one remake of FF7 back on the PS3.
It would have looked like this.
It literally would have been brown and gray.
Like, it would have looked like this.
It would have not had the visuals of OGFF7.
It would have the Resident Evil 5 filter.
Like we have, we know as much as we wanted it back then, I'm glad they decided to stick
it out until the PS4.
What's shit?
But even like the visuals early on of this is weird looking dude.
Even this sort of misses the mark.
hard to imagine this game, it's really hard for me to imagine, like a modernized FF7, looking
any different than this does. I'm sorry, then they'll then they actual final release.
I think if you mean the story dude, they said the story was unchanged. Like some parts of it
have gone through like an adjustment, but they legit said that like the when they were making
remake and the Ultimanias came out. No Jima said that the story that we have in remake was pretty
much the same story that we had ever after we were going to do after Dirge. The story is mostly
the same. They wanted a way to re-encapsulate like all of this lore that they've built and they
have so many people that feel different things about FF7s and they're like, okay, we got to,
you know, we got to like rain it in. We need a game to rain in all this shit.
So, yeah, I don't think the story has changed that much.
It's been updated, obviously, and scaled out a lot, because it can be bigger.
Yeah, in the remake, Altamania, Nojima said that this project started off as the fifth part
of the compilation, the FF7, the compilation of Final Fantasy VII, from the mid-2000s.
Like, it's been around for 20 years, it's just that they were not able to execute it
because of hardware limitations and financial reasons.
You're doing this for the kids.
Same as us.
Not interested.
Good. Cloud literally has his exact same moment where he gets recognized by a dude from
like Christ's score or some shit. And the guy doesn't want to shoot him because he recognizes
him from Christ. Like the beats are still even in these little moments the beats are still there.
It's crazy what five years can do, bro, chat, these, the devs that make this, that
continue to go on and make this for two more years.
It wasn't until early 2017 that they were off the project.
But eventually, no, I was like, nope,
this is not meeting our standards.
It's just not, it was like,
I just think it wasn't exemplary.
I think I think it probably wasn't fine,
but it just wasn't exemplary.
So they took everything back in house.
pretty much like how did I don't even know if this was on Unreal? I don't know if
that was ever announced, but they had to like make it their way. So yeah, from
early 2017, that's when development restarted, and the game came out in 2020.
So they made FF7 remake part one in like three years. It's pretty nuts.
Funnifonicy 7 remake got remade halfway through development.
The only remade the remade dude, remade is already been remade twice.
That's insane.
This is a little cyber-connected, yeah.
Yeah.
And by the time we would get to like, this time, this was the first time you saw the game
again, bro. It was like, what the fuck? What's so different? What is happening, dude? Why is
it so different looking? 20, remember that, that one time in 2019, it was like holy shit.
What is happening? That was the state of play where you hear the FF7 menu music. Yeah.
hyper-edging. You got to have a doctorate in edging here. We need a TB. Yeah, anyway.
I'm excited to do this. She'd be coming real. It is literally forming in front of our face.
I was legit like almost nervous that at the Game Awards, we were going to see a trailer because I was like this is the beginning of the end.
This is actually the beginning of the end. I still feel that way, but it's like we get these moments to simmer and still imagine a little bit.
We don't know currently what part three looks like.
We don't know what it's going to totally play like. We don't know what's going to be in it. We have no idea what is in that game at all.
that dies. The fantasy we have built in our head
of 30 years of hoping for Final Fantasy 7 Remix
and where it could go actually begins to die
as soon as we see the first trailer.
As soon as we see actual screenshots of the next game,
that's over. That's a 30 year history of wondering.
And we've all been, and to be honest,
we have all been wondering since part one to part two,
and what but part three, but part three has all the stuff.
Part three has the most action.
It has the most plot.
It has the most story beats.
It has the most exploration.
We always said that.
We always knew part three was gonna be the biggest one.
How big is it gonna be, you know?
Like, this is the end.
This is fucking it, dude.
That's crazy.
It's a 30 year cook.
And then there's part four.
I think that will show us a trailer.
Not anytime soon.
I think if there is a trailer, it's going to be a teaser.
And that is going to be potentially at a state of play.
The first potential is like February.
And there could be, there usually is a state of play in February.
Like a third party state of play.
So that could happen.
I want to be surprised that state of play also happens to push Resident Evil.
What's part four?
What do you mean part four?
FF7 Part 4.
This is one of the Finances 17.
One of the potential upsides that they switched to UE5.
I don't know.
Nanite?
I don't know.
The environments might look a little bit better,
but they'll just, you know.
Are you nine to late?
Shut up.
If this isn't real, I'm banning you permanently.
Okay?
I mean, you already got banned, but you're getting me to look, you're getting me to spend a little bit of precious time
if this isn't real.
This is the risk you guys run, of hijacking the stream.
It's not the lead.
Yeah, Arina and is also not delayed.
So the banding was worth it.
You know, if I have 17 learned some lessons
from the remake project, it's hard to say
because it is, it's hard to say
because different development teams are different people
and they're not sharing all information with each other.
We'd like to think so, but,
16 didn't learn from 15 because they're different teams. They're totally different people.
They're not like, like some things will cross over here and there.
I'll turn them from next position 33. Who knows?
What do you think the team will do after we make part 3? It's a good question, man. I don't know.
I don't think it like a new IP. I really do. I'm not a new IP, but like a new Final Fantasy.
They need new characters, new story.
They should remake part one again. Yeah. No, I like it. They should go back and remake OGFF7, you know?
They're going to retail their ever crisis again.
They grint story, hell yeah.
Dude, they also remade FF7 again, Chad,
in ever crisis, right?
Just as they heads up,
like almost an abridged version of FF7 got remade
again during the remake.
So that's the third time FF7 got remade.
group and thank you.
Knows us a ball.
Thanks for the five of us saying.
I want to play a part in the huge material collection part of the game.
You fight as well at Fort Condor, Rosso and the train to Mount Correl.
And you're on the underwater mockery actor and Wison.
Midgar before the Hojo fight.
It's not going to be cool.
That could be pretty cool, yeah.
The problem is to add vagrant story is such an obscure game.
Tactics was already an obscure game that managed to find its audience, which is great, but
bro.
Being like a square, just let's turn vagrant story into a massive franchise.
It's like about his assless chaps.
Let's think about it.
Let's talk about Ashley's Aseless Chaps first.
It isn't like Paraside Eve has a much higher chance of being turned into something bigger again,
you know.
Dude, imagine them turning Paraside Eve into a third person resident evil to remake style
shooter that is actually a shooter RPG.
PG shooting controls, you know?
It could be pretty cool.
That could be real.
I feel like that would be pretty cool.
Like fallout, maybe not exactly like fallout.
You know, I hate that name to be heavy RPG.
Well, I would still be RPG, you know?
It's still be an RPG.
into a looter shooter, I don't think I said looter shooter.
I don't think I said a board.
You think border lands when you see a gun
with a RPG, you think border lands?
It doesn't have to be that.
I mean, don't really know why it would have to be that.
be that. Anyway, um, cool. Very cool. I don't think there's any other big news that happened
for FF7 or in the timeframe. It's about it. Talking all that good shit. My white threads of
fate to make it come back. I had some obscure PS1 RPG. Yeah. What was that a square game?
I think it was.
Yo, Joe, thanks for the fine dude.
Max dudes, ultimate FF7 playlist.
Oh god, I'm really that guy, aren't I?
Oh no, hold on, I'll just take these fan works.
I love this video.
Now we watch this a lot of second idea the other one.
and
were the good shit
the god delay that
home and I remember that day
that she was depressing did it got delayed
It was deep pressing, man.
Devastating news.
And my absolute favorite game of all time is Final Fantasy VII.
F-F-7 was the first RPG I had ever played,
and it was the first time I had ever played.
No.
He details, all right.
What the shit is that?
It is also fun and I'm all right.
You're right.
They did this knowing, right?
That's the thing.
They did this knowing that it was evil.
It was a developmental ready.
And they didn't knowing it was evil.
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
I've been wanting to make you so much for the TLS one day.
So the reason we were talking about this ahead of time, Chad.
And Simmons goes up to me with some industry friends and he says, because this rumor was
circulating around at the time, NeoGaff, that somebody heard something about like FF7.
And we're like, fuck you, no, that's bullshit, no, there's not.
And because FF7 at the time, an FF7 remake was in the same perspective of a Half-Life
3.
That's about the same.
Half-Life 3 is now much more because of time, but like, we were discussing it on stream
a bit where it's like, I won't let that, I'm not going to let that be a thing that takes
over my brain space because that is too disappointing.
That is like saying Marvel versus Gapcom for us happening or some shit.
That is way too disappointing.
So we were like,
Tepid,
but there was also,
we were discussing it,
but not like,
not giving it the time of day.
And yeah,
so by the time,
like,
he steps on screen and they start showing this,
it's like,
oh,
oh,
which is,
and this is also the same reason
why the game trailers guys reacted,
they did,
everyone heard the same shit.
Everyone heard the same shit.
There was like a leak,
and everyone said that's fake, that leak is fake as fuck.
It's talking about FF7 remake,
the leak is actually fake as shit dude.
So as soon as he steps on stage and they show this,
for an ex-released groundbreaking title
that when I wanna become one of the most beloved games
in place that you own a life-centered video game.
So like everybody that heard about this
and you start seeing this, you're like,
wait a minute, so the energy is now even higher
Because it's like, wait a minute, it wasn't fake, wait, what was what, like everyone starts losing their god damn minds.
So it just makes it even bigger.
I'm going to block that big E screams.
And bring that hand and bring time.
And make breaks here.
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I don't want it, that's all I want, man.
I just want games to do that to me, that's all I want, bro.
The only other time I have gotten that feeling, the only other time that like that moment
has really happened to me again, and it like paid off was the Marvel collection, and
NBC 2 coming back dude, that shit was impossible, like this does not happen, and then it
happened. It was like, oh my god, I'd argue Tocon was up there a bit, but it's like,
games a lot different than we thought it was going to be. Dude, in an Nintendo
Direct of all things, DMC5 was good, but it was also like, RE2 was also really good.
This shit, this shit and Marvel vs. Capcom are like the biggest moments I think in, oh,
and cloud and splash, but still almost related.
the
unbeatable type shit
other game can do that to you bloodborne
100% bloodborne dude
uh... like a bloodborne remake of some kind of bloodborne sequel yeah
yeah
marble versus capcom for
dude ultimate marble versus capcom three re-release could do it
Bring back UMVC three with rollback net code.
That'll honestly be insane.
Bring back killer instinct in some way.
Yeah, Bloodborne two would make the earth shatter.
If they brought that shit back.
If they had a Sony state of play and they start like,
there's like Bloodborne sound effects at the beginning.
What the fuck?
There's a rumor.
The Bloodborne, the Bloodborne PC port
and Bloodborne, you know, a new Bloodborne has been a thing
that has been teased for almost a decade.
It's been like, like going on eight years of people like,
oh, did you hear this about Bloodborne PC?
I heard this, yeah, it's not, yeah, yeah.
Like, dude, well, that recently got translated
talking about several details in the upcoming release
of Final Fantasy, including the main scenario being completed.
Big scale triple A Final Fantasy games over the past couple
of titles, we're taking way too damn long to come out.
Look at they even do a bloodborne too.
I mean, we practically got it.
It's dustbloods.
That's what's pretty much is not so need bloodborne.
As long as they can flesh out one core story
that happens around one major area,
like Midgar is a good example,
that's a lot less creative
that you have to put into one game
than a whole bunch of games
that have Midgar open world and everything
where you have to start cutting content
to actually make it come out before
in 2020, 2020.
There were several opportunities
where I could have talked about this game,
including E3, PlayStation Experience 2016,
as well as the Final Fantasy 30th anniversary event,
and it's hoping that they're working on the game
in some fashion because we've only got one thing recently,
and that was at the 30th anniversary event,
and it was just the arts.
This image is really cool and it goes out of a weird kind of black wing thing going on the
Sephora, but dude, it's key arcs.
No, the crazy part is, um, I feel like Sephora this had this black wing forever, right?
And he only ever had it in Advent Children.
It was the only time.
And he didn't technically have it in Kingdom Hearts, and then I was other depictions.
He's never, he's the one-winged angel, don't get me wrong, but like, did he have it in
Kingdom Hearts 2?
Did he have, he had a weird wing in Kingdom Hearts 2, hold on a second.
You're right, you're right.
So that's interesting because the Kingdom Hearts 2 Sephiroth is a depiction of
of in the open this up is is literally taken directly
from advent children like it's advent children cloud
in the ship.
Crisis core also did the wing shit but again,
Sephiroth doesn't have any of that shit in crisis core.
The wing shit is on and geol and Genesis.
So.
I'm looking to see if this wing thing, to me it's like what I'm trying to say is that I feel
it feels like it's always been there, it's like always been there, but has it been, I think
It's only been in some stuff.
It's almost like a Mandela effect.
Like, I'm looking at advent children's stuff
we're off and he does it after he like stabs cloud.
And then he like sprouts the fucking wing, right?
Can you perhaps one stuff we're off?
King of Arts, one.
No, that looks like two.
No, it totally does.
You're right.
This one winged thing.
Because he's the one winged angel, even though you don't.
You only see him in his God form when he has the one wing thing.
Yeah, he straight has it.
So in Kingdom Hearts 1, it establishes it.
And then they built it into Advent Children, and then it's also in Kingdom Hearts 2, but then
he doesn't have an increases core, and now it's brought directly into this one.
You know, so technically Kingdom Hearts 1 was the first one to do it.
It started there from good, because it's a wild Sephiroth design.
It's a nutty one.
You know, it's a nutty one.
This is the so fucking cool.
By the way, does he have the wing and re-birth?
Of course.
Yeah.
He has it when you actually fight the real suffer of.
Yeah.
Safe or suffer off the inspiration.
No, I get it.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like as later God forms is where they get it.
Um.
It's in this Sephiroth also pretty meta.
It literally is the story of FF7, the remake series, is it technically explains cloud
and Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts.
It technically does, you know?
He's going to kill my stream, technically explains it, which is wild.
I don't think it explains this city, it definitely explains smash, it definitely explains
smash.
It also is technically now explained in tactics.
Straight up, tactics is now like canon, technically to the FF7 remake verse.
they added extra dialogue dude what wait how go play tactics bro cloud says a lot more
shit and the characters that are from other worlds and stuff like that talk to cloud
because he's from another world like
Oh, there is, it's crazy shit.
But I killed the video.
He, oh.
I don't know what I'm looking for.
Okay.
That was Final Fantasy VII's Undefacts.
You wanted to give you a new look that long awaited game.
4 years later, dude.
You went through the entirety of your high school, and you went through the freshmen, sophomore,
junior, and senior year of your life waiting for this shit, bro.
That's so crazy.
I remember that moment feeling that, but you said that shit.
Evan's on the facts and in this time frame, we did not, this was not rumor. It was not. I had
given up. If anybody would remember the streams at this point, like, where my feelings were of
FF7 at this point, I had not made an FF7 video in like three years or two years. And I was just like,
at this point, like, I'm going to be too disappointed if shit doesn't happen. I'm just forgetting
about it. I'm just going to hope it eventually comes out. The copium had run out, bro, and that
was like after a couple years before and they were like, okay, so the development is starting
over. We're like, oh, dude, it's never fucking happening. It's never happening. We're not getting
this shit. And it wasn't even like depressed. I just forgot about it. I just forgot about it.
Other things. There's other things to play and have fun with, you know? You had to stop talking
about it because it made you sad. Yeah. That was it. I decided to stop talking about it.
So this is it coming back.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Oh, okay, there's a fucking future.
You did a good job, Sony.
You did a good job.
No chairs respond.
It reminded us that Final Fantasy 7 remake exists.
It's been four years.
I get some wear this. Do the concert.
Oh, you!
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm a child dying.
They're going to make reservations at E3.
It's going to be playable!
as
these guys were
regret demonstrating the game that they had to make it for the past
like five something years.
I was there like
loading at the every single time it was happening.
And then this this situation is so crazy to me chat because like I'm gonna have that much
correspondence with square.
I helped them out with some deciduous stuff.
I, um, they knew I was a funnel fantasy 7 fan, like they were aware, like so we
blood square USA, but when I got there mad early, because this was like the last E3
ever, okay, this is the last E3 before COVID kills it. And then on day one, I get
their mad early, it's not even open to the public yet. I go straight to the square
both, and I'm like, what do I have to do to check out the FF7 stuff? And I see
some people that know me at Square and I'm like, I've worked with you before.
And they're like, oh, yeah, oh, we need to hold on a second.
So they would just open and they're like, okay, we have a presentation that's behind
the scenes.
You can play the demo later if you want, but do you want to see a presentation or do
you want to play the game right now?
And I'm like, I'll play the game later.
They're like, okay, give me a moment, the person that helped me and no kidding, they're like,
can you wait like 15 minutes?
I had to wait like a little bit.
All these people came up to me like all these FF7 fans and shit, there was a cloud
cost player.
I was like taking all these pictures outside and then they're like, Max quickly, get over
here.
So I ran in there and they were just about to start a presentation that already talked
a whole bunch, but one person didn't make it.
So some European journalist guy just didn't make it in time, he was late.
There was an extra seat in this little room.
So I step into this room, they'll just take a seat in here, they've just started.
And it's literally Katase.
And I'm like, oh, oh, this is the guy that made FF7.
I'm like, oh, shit.
So I just sat down.
And like, these two dudes were in there.
They were very much like really paying attention
that I was in here and watching.
So as they started describing stuff
and getting it on the side,
do they were like taking notes and shit?
Like gauging the shit out of my reactions.
Like directly looking at times,
and I was like, wow, they definitely know who I am.
They definitely know who I am.
So it was bizarre.
And then afterwards,
there was other guys that worked at Square
that knew English,
and they sort of ask me questions.
They also had asked me questions about stuff.
What did you feel about this?
What did you feel about that?
And then Katasa came up after and wanted
to take a picture with me.
And I was like, what?
And I was going to say, I was going to ask for that
and they asked for it with me.
And they're like, yeah, a lot.
We've been really paying attention to your videos
and a lot of the devs are like, very aware
of what you guys have been saying.
And they've pretty much broken all down.
the guy translated it for me, the guy that was there.
They kind of like interrogated me dude.
It was nuts.
And then I left.
And then Neil, the ATB guy, right?
He is like, oh, we have something for you.
And all the Square Enix employees that were working
the booth had these Polos, these black Polos
that were Shinra, Shinra electric power company Polos
that were like really high quality of like those are really cool shirts and they're like
hang on a second and he goes to the back room and he comes out and he's like you were a
large right and I'm like yeah and he's like here you go don't wear it at the show though
he's like don't wear it here he goes you'll get confused for a screening employee that's how I
got it yeah that's how I got that polo I still have it I still wear it every single time there's
there's an FF7 thing, bro.
I still wear it, chat.
It'll hold on.
Wait.
I, I, I, I, I wore it here.
I was so happy to see what I can do.
I was so happy to see what I can do.
I was so happy to see what I can do.
I was so happy to see what I can do.
I was so happy to see what I can do.
I, I still wear it.
It's my good, it's my good vibes FF7 shirt dude.
So anyway, that's the actual,
that's like the extended story
of what happened on that day, it was incredible, dude.
I couldn't believe it.
I went from somebody that was just like,
I felt like just an FF7 fan to like,
oh Jesus, dude, like, oh my God, they care.
They care so much, I don't believe it, man.
I take a picture with both of them,
and I put it on Twitter, and I'm like,
fucking crazy, I'm standing with them.
They can hang it out with the literal guy
who directed FF7.
My favorite he threw him on a moment of all time and he was like three.
Oh, can I get you?
That's my favorite E3 moment of all time and it also is like the last one, man.
Like E3 went away after this.
It was done.
My favorite E3 moment of all time.
Picture with you after going to the shit like 15 years.
I'm like, what?
So he takes a picture of all three of us together.
Things were tough for the team and they were trying to figure things out.
And what was like the right choice.
He was saying they always showed the team video from first reaction.
One where we first saw at FF7 that I made like a story out of us, we said I don't
remember the team was feeling down, and he wanted to motivate everybody, he
would watch that video.
And with this said he gave them a shot, he tried to go forward and make the right
choices.
The shot.
I can't believe what I was seeing in the first beginning of the
much less what I've played with the boss like I don't believe it like I
don't I almost I almost don't believe it you can make a full 40 hour game
be on a even even fraction of the quality of what that that beginning
bombing run is the best thing they can do is let other people experience this
really don't want to be describing this game like a crazy goddamn person that
sound like I am here we are we did it we managed to stay awake for
Um, potentially the longest stream I've ever had.
I just really hope that they eventually show off more of the bombing or a minute.
You totally crap me for it, there's a summoner!
This is what you get it!
Jesus, man!
Why are you playing it?
Why are you playing it?
Why are you playing it?
This is fucking abs!
Dude, this is so sick, man!
Do you look at Eric doing all the crazy dance shit?
She's talking her doing Cirque du Soleil and everyone's fighting.
There's so many more abilities that Cloud has.
Like this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can use it, too.
Eric Fuller spins a full six ship.
I even believe in every single time you see something new on this game,
it just looks better and better.
We have any of you check the countdown timer.
As long as time is still moving in a proper
Linear fashion at least we got final fantasy seven remake just around the corner and we're gonna start the countdown of FS7 today with Durges Cerberus
I'm not looking forward to it. I think last it said we're on 50 days 50 days. So here we go
86 fucking days, bro
Oh my god, we had a bit of looking at this bitch 86 god damn day
But it's such a long time, it's like paying attention to bro.
But the same shirt, maybe.
I mean, I don't look like the same person.
I get it, but I am the same person.
I don't look or sound like that person anymore.
But I am the same person.
Time.
Isn't moving in a linear fashion anymore?
We're almost back to that point we were before when we said that the only way this is going to go away is going to change if time stops
Time stop working before which is why we're at here.
But longer too much.
There's been people saying that they're going to put out that demo.
There are the original release.
I love this shit.
Chat, I don't know why.
I don't know why it feels like I'm so fucking connected to this stuff.
I don't know why.
I don't get it, bro.
I they're not listening to me.
I, I don't know every single time I said something that I think they'll do it, it just
made sense to me.
It was, which I think is a great idea.
If there's a timeframe for screen, it's to put out that the, the, the, the supposed demo,
that, you know, the demo that was apparently, to know this stuff, that did not like
run December.
If there's a timeframe for that dude, the beginning of March, when the game was originally
I'm not gonna come out as the best time frame.
I'm gonna get really large first.
This game! Look at it! Look at it! Look at it! Look at it! Look at it!
Fuck! There's a video game that looks better than advent children!
Cool thing to have stuff like that.
Like, let's say it later, early large first.
Down to my toe.
And on this big city bus, giant orange city bus, half of the bus is occupied
with cloud and the bluster sword looking up at
Shinretower for Final Fantasy VII Remake.
They definitely gave me a huge flashback to like
the mid-90s and shit.
Like 1997, when the first one came out,
where FF7 was-
But how does Nibba born yet here dude?
I have a five year old now.
That's-
That was just-
Everywhere.
It was just absolutely everywhere.
It's practically here.
I'd like to have a big thank you to everyone
that's been joining me on this five year
a trip around the earth.
I'm just glad that I'm going to be surrounded by a lot of people that are just as excited for
Final Fantasy VII as I am.
I don't know if there's any other thing that you could want for what might be your most
anticipated game.
Just to be around everyone that loves it just as much as you do.
If you want to join in on that, it's going to be on Thursday, 5pm Pacific, Final Fantasy
seven remake. The impossible game is actually here.
You ready at a copy of the game? Oh, yeah.
For FF7 remake and rebirth, dude, I had rebirth like three weeks early.
Three fucking weeks. I think we had FF7 remake two weeks early.
I couldn't play it. I couldn't.
because what the hell's the point?
The whole point is that we've,
this has been like a journey that we have with everybody,
what the fuck is the point if I play it behind the scenes
by myself?
Does it make any sense?
So that's the, that's what I have,
that's what I have, that's what I have to do for all games, man.
Like there's very few games I get the chance
that I actually play them before they come out.
And I have them, I literally,
most of the time, all these games I have review copies and shit because I'm friends with
the developers, but I just can't play them. Every single Resident Evil is that way too. Every
single one, even are you two remake, like the same way. I get the big collector's edition and I can't,
I can't even open it. I'm just in a wait because I want to experience this with people, you know,
I want the first time that needs important. I want to experience that with everybody else the first time.
Even Monster Hunter. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not, I'm not like grinding on that shit early. Like the
the stream experience is the entire point. That's the whole point. It also makes it also
significantly better. Do I have Requiem? No. No. If Requiem does get sent out to review,
as I won't be able to talk about it, but it probably wouldn't be until a couple of weeks before
it comes out, and I wouldn't play it anyway. So I'm looking forward to it. That's for sure.
The, but yeah, like, again, this ties into the fact that like it's hard for me to enjoy
games by self-elect without the chat room, especially for like first time experiences,
because if you have a game from a streaming perspective, if you have a game that you're
really looking forward to, and you've been waiting for it for a long time, and you've been
hyping it up and talking with the chat forever about it, and then it finally happens,
sharing that experience of this shit slaps with a whole bunch of people, with insane
viewership right with like 30 to 40,000 people concurrently watching my ass while that's
happening. Everybody's here to celebrate this moment. Having that be that moment with everybody
is like, oh, this is this is the best shit. This is literally the greatest shit on the planet.
And I'm the one that's like demonstrating and showing all the cool things in the game like
this is what I'm here to do. This is why I was put on this fucking planet type shit, you know,
This is for this moment.
And yeah, if you guys saw some people saying it,
if you want to check it out,
the FS7 remake playlist is up here.
It's up here.
Yeah, FS7 remake of Maximilian.
It's the entirety of the game.
And also the same thing for rebirth,
rebirths in 4K as well.
Well, it's very good.
Nailed it in one.
This is going to start happening.
Okay, chat.
I need to take it on a quick break.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
Dude, last night chat or like one of the nights before we were talking about FF7 shit,
I started like watching my playthrough of this in some of these moments and also the end
of rebirth.
And like my first time reaction to some of the moments in rebirth, especially the ending
of rebirth again, because I haven't seen the ending of rebirth again since it came out.
Like I haven't watched it. So I was like watching my reactions to all this stuff that's
happening and thinking about all the the post, you know, the theory crafting and all that shit.
And I'm just like looking at this, I'm just like, this game's fucking amazing, dude.
This shit is, this shit is fucking amazing. Like man, if it brought me back and I'm just like,
like I am so back, and those moments where it's like
all the time in between where you kind of have to
forget about this shit, and now it's like,
oh, we can actually kind of be back now, okay?
We can kind of be back at this point.
I got that feeling again, watching my first reaction
to the end of the rebirth story.
And I was like, Jesus, dude.
Cause like, and I watch my review of it,
and it's like, yeah, it's unbelievable.
I've found more things not when I don't play rebirth,
I have criticisms of it.
But when I go back and play it,
it becomes fucking magical.
Like I'm not spending time playing it,
I see issues.
But when I'm there in that world
and experiencing that story
and all that stuff with all the characters doing
the things they do, I'm like,
I don't fucking believe it.
There's shit's insane.
There's shit's insane.
I don't, I don't believe the way this game makes me feel.
It's insane.
Remake did the same thing to me.
Yeah.
The music, look at his face.
He's across.
Oh, Jesus Christ, okay.
This is the first time hearing the world theme.
Never heard the world team before.
Never heard the world team remastered this way either.
First time, since like some concerts in shit.
Never heard the world team before, dude.
This might be my favorite fucking game of all time.
And I am three hours in.
This might be my favorite game of all time.
Going back to the sewer as the second time would change that opinion.
I just got lucky with the timing here, bro.
More than a game.
It's more than a game.
Okay, it says I'm sorry Chad. It's like
It's like a lot just so many of the little things I add up that do so much. Oh
My god
I get to explore the slums
That's so funny
To explore slums
I'm
unfortunately this isn't the first time I
experienced this part.
I wish it was but I played this in a demo and I was explaining this to people this moment
is crazy dude.
We played it again last night and it's still crazy this this moment.
Like I'm getting excited just thinking about it.
you're just blue. You shouldn't be out here.
Shit, it starts getting crazy.
It's even harder now, dude.
You blind?
We know! You're right!
Yes!
Wait!
Right, baby, you!
Sword of the ground! Right now!
Right now!
We're looking for a place to have that music here.
You know what? You know what's funny about this moment?
Now?
Is that Sephiroth completely disregards Erath here?
Because so far in the story, she's not that capable, and she's not omnirithing around
yet.
So like, at the end of Reber, these like, I underestimated you.
At this point in the story, this chick is not important at all.
I'm peeking of hope.
Look at this with perspective now.
Oh, not a beacon of hope.
Or girls freaked out.
Literally pushes her out of the way.
I'm just here to gaslight cloud. That's what his plan is.
My hair is specifically to gaslight cloud.
you're too weak to save anyone.
That's his plan.
So it's like she's not even important yet.
Which is why I still personally feel at the end of rebirth when
Arith like starts showing up and manipulating shit and transferring things
between worlds and shit and stuff like bitch.
You're cheating.
Like, I underestimated you.
Like, literally, is like, this is unfair.
Like, you should not be able to do this stuff.
And then at the end, very end of rebirth,
Sephiroth looks back and air, there's like,
why is he laughing?
Because he knows this is an over.
He looks back and he sees cloud and air sitting next to each other
goes like, oh, yeah, and then he pieces out.
And that's the last we see of him until the next game.
And then aireth shows up later.
as a creepy ghost that no one else can see.
And it's like, yeah, not related in any way at all, right?
Unrelated, completely unrelated.
No reason for characters to be acting that way or doing that, you know?
Completely unrelated.
I want to see something with me fast.
This is some good shit. Not this area is not good shit
Area was not good shit right after this it is
Area was not the good shit chat the drum is terrible
It has not gotten better. It is terrible
What the fuck is going on?
The second problem.
Casual Lee kills Barrett because he knows the planet will fix it.
Right?
He knows.
He's almost like manipulating it.
He's just torturing.
Just a fuck with cloud.
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with all of us and more like do you think like in 2015 and 16 we were talking about the remake and I'm like they're probably not going to lean into like the weird crazy body
horse ship that Janova is like Janova was like all point of the characters that it takes like the visuals of people. It's just the thing, right?
So it mimics people and shit
They're not going to be able to do that like with high quality visuals and shit
They don't want this shit to turn into Resident Evil.
Like we were, we were definitely thinking,
they're not gonna push this that far.
In fact, I probably keep Genova much closer to
a more grounded monster like design.
Probably not leaning into the Resident Evil shit.
Dude, we were so wrong.
Oh, Jesus.
It's horrifying.
It's an illusion they come.
The only reason genova is a woman, theoretically, this is this is not confirmed.
The only reason genova has a hot chick form is because it's presumed that that is the
last form it took when it was manipulating people.
There was a last, like, physical manifestation it took.
It was like the female host that it was mimicking.
before it eventually gets like incarcerated or whatever,
or it gets like stuck in bound.
Yeah, but before the set of figure out like what the hell is this shit?
It was acting like somebody, it was acting like a person that was not that was like vulnerable.
So imagine seeing that shit, dude.
Imagine getting like explanation of that,
of like, somebody caught it halfway through it's, you know, somebody discovered it halfway
through it's forming a person and they're like, get it, stop it, what the fuck is that thing?
Imagine getting that cutscene at some point in FF7, the final game, that's such a scary
ass moment dude. The shadow blood queen. Kind of. Kind of.
Let's assess the shed out of the genova dream waiver. And remember it's expansion of the
lor is one of the greatest strengths, especially the temple in genova stuff.
The top secret Shinra experimental specimen information on it is scarce, but it is believed to
and do hallucinations, the temple of the ancients is incredible.
At stagger gauge cannot be filled.
And the ghee is brilliant.
The mutants are brilliant.
I can't believe it how good it is.
The expansion of the stuff in the ghee is so cool.
The ghee were just some ghosts, dude.
Oh shit.
Now they're like bound to the planet, like shit. They're really important.
The Mootside War really has not expanded into something big yet.
The Mootside War has the promise of being something really cool, but we don't know yet.
Okay, if I messed up currently, but the Mootside War is happening in three, they've already said
that Wu-Tai is going to be much bigger than it was in the original game.
Chad, do you want to hear a crazy theory?
We're a Sephiroth's always very careful around Cloud.
Careful now.
The one hurt that brain of yours.
Start talking about seven seconds to the end of the...
Do you want to hear a crazy theory?
That Ben children is in the most popular movie, right?
But what does it promote?
Promotes the fact that
physical manifestations of Sephiroth DNA can be a conduit for his resurrection.
That's the whole point of the weird kids is that he's split up into different ways,
but he needs like he needs things to come together so he can come back which is how he
comes back and have ventured children. He needs a body. Who is the best vessel for Sephiroth?
Who is his like catalyst? Who is his horkrucks?
It's cloud. It's totally cloud.
We talked about this a few times before, but the more I like watch those endings,
and like analyze it again, and like bro, that's why he needs cloud.
That's the reason he needs him. Why is cloud important? Why is he actually important?
Because he's got fucking Sephiroth DNA all over him.
And the weirdest way. He's literally a Sephiroth quote unquote clone.
So, he needs to be careful to preserve his vessel type of shit.
That's what I think, though, I think this shit gets really dark in the next game
where cloud just doesn't go insane type shit.
Like, he maybe becomes the actual vessel of stuff or
often some shit and it gets really bad.
Like, I think it'll get way worse than it was before.
Because, yeah, he thought about this for a couple years.
Yeah, I think it's going to get, and because they, the end of rebirth,
already promotes it being way worse than it was in the original game.
Like, cloud, what is cloud doing the OG game?
He just gives the black material to Sephiroth, right?
He just gives it to him.
That's just his entire purpose is to, is to make this,
It believed that he needs to meet up at the top of the planet,
just to deliver it.
So what if the stakes are much bigger?
What if cloud is supposed to become separate?
You know, he goes through the next essential crisis.
That can also happen, but like,
what if just what if the shit gets way worse?
And that the story actually expands beyond the original one.
Like, that would be crazy, dude.
And chat, there's a cutscene.
Why do I think this is going to happen?
Why do I think that that's a high probability?
Why do I think this is a probability of happening?
What?
Very loud.
Uh...
I think that it's just seven rebirths has a chance.
Oh, a lot of talking.
Um...
What's that? What's the gongaga chapter in rebirth chat?
I have seven favorites.
That's a good chapter nine.
Thank you.
Why do I think that's going to happen because this game is just setting it up.
Why do I think that's going to happen because this game is just setting it up.
Yeah, that's a great point too during Cloud's trial.
at the end of the game he says I'll never be him yeah he's like so convinced that I'll
never be like him dude why are you saying that if it's not gonna happen why that
shit's totally happening in the next game bro that shit is totally happening
he gets the dark side material he gets a new dark night punisher mode like
like straight up cloud is going to be like
bothered in the next game.
He's already gone through all the crazy mental trauma.
Like he is going to be like dark night shit going in the next game.
We already predicted that was going to be the case.
I'm just more convinced of it as we sit in me and around this stuff.
For sure, he's going to be like in a dark place.
Throw what if the party has to fight cloud? Holy shit. Holy shit. What if the party actually
has to fight cloud? And he's doing Sephiroth shit against them. It's still cloud. It looks
like him. But he's literally like holding the sword in the other way and shit. They're
totally going to do that shit dude. And his mind no, like he's physically acting it out
like this shit. Imagine that. He's going to be so unbelievably fucked up in the next game.
Imagine a Zac has to fight him. Imagine if Zac has to fight cloud.
The Zac is likely in the same world as our characters. Imagine if Zac is the one.
Bro, that shit's crazy, that shit's fuckin' crazy.
She has no scars, she has no scars, she has no scars, she has to be fine, you can't be.
Anyway, this shit is all intentional, like they don't do these things for no reason
and then forget about them like they come back.
There's so much praises that they can do.
The problem is is that like what subtext agrees,
Part II was very reserved and how crazy it can get.
Like it didn't want, it felt like it did not want to get too crazy
until the very finality of the game.
And honestly, the very first minutes when you play a Zack
is Eric dead, like what the rest of the game,
like the majority of it is like even less,
the thing that's comparative, like 95% straight up,
straight shot FF7, 5% crazy.
I keep talking about this comparison for the final part.
Like the final part will be similar.
It's gonna have, you know,
it's gonna be still straight shot FF7 shit.
But I think it needs to be like 25%.
Like instead of 95 to 5%, it needs to be like 75%
No GFFF7, 25% crazy shit.
Every once in a while, you got to make us realize
this is some new wild shit.
Here we go, you know, this is the only time to do it.
This is the game to do it, my dude.
What is the most effective way you do that?
Chat, you remember?
In part one, it opens with a tutorial.
Straight up.
The bombing run is a tutorial, because it can't be anything else
and then you just play the game.
And part two, do you open with the tutorial?
No, you don't.
You open with crazy shit.
You open with some other dude that you don't even get to play until the end of the game.
That's weird.
And then you get tutorial.
Ah, part three opens with a dream type of shit.
What I'm trying to say is that I think there is going to be a tutorial in the third
part.
I also think the next part opens with a dream.
with a reality, something that like happened.
This is where the Wildass Advent Children theories start coming in, where it's like,
what if you open the next game with like, cloud gets visions of shit that has happened?
And then you play Advent Children, you play a super cinematic version of Advent Children at
the beginning of the next game.
If the next game opened with that shit, it would be fucking nuts.
It would be actually fucking crazy.
Like bonkers.
Imagine if even the cloud is revisiting those moments
at some point throughout the game, like, bonkers shit.
And that's, subjects gets it.
It sets the tone, get ready, like that's literally the,
the problem with rebirth is that it opened with a tone
that is hold onto your butt's mother fuckers,
earth dead, Zack's alive, what the hell.
And then it doesn't exactly meet those expectations
until the very end of the game of this shit's wild and crazy,
and go at the rest of the game mostly stays pretty honorable
to OG throughout the entirety of it,
and then the end, it's bonkers,
like a fun absolute bonkers, like final five hours, right?
You need to set the tone for the next game, dude.
If this is all about answering questions and all this stuff,
imagine just imagine if you open with adventure internship
and now you start thinking,
why are we playing this?
What is going on?
What the hell?
Huh?
Like that tone needs to be set straight up.
I,
I hope so, dude.
That'll be one of the craziest,
that'll be like one of the legit craziest reliefs
or what's that word?
What's that really good word?
When you finally get something,
when it's finally delivered to you,
and it's like the relief that this has happened.
Katharsis, thank you, the Katharsis.
If it confused new players, dude,
new players are confused from the Zack shit.
Like that, this is not.
And here's the thing,
you think that it's confusing to new players,
but new players just accept things that face value.
Like I've watched new people just go, okay,
as they see shit, because it doesn't mean anything.
Context means everything, dude.
And so you'll get, you watch movies chat where the movie opens on something weird and crazy.
And then you don't actually investigate what that weird and crazy thing is until way
later in the film.
Like Prometheus, for example, Prometheus opens up on this really crazy fucking pale dudes
morphing their bodies with DNA and shit.
But you don't actually get that until like three-fourths through the movie.
I don't actually, like you realize it now,
oh, this was a big deal.
Let's normal.
This is just normal storytelling shit.
You were watching and you realized like,
oh, damn, they were putting shit right in front
of our face right at the beginning,
holy hell, that's crazy.
Yeah, Expedition 33 does the same thing.
Yeah.
So yeah, like, that's important for storytelling.
Like, that's, which is why like,
I agree with Subtex,
I mean, just line up with a lot of this shit.
You need to set the tone early on and not unpaid off, like, no, it needs to get paid off
throughout the game I do. There's a lot of stuff that's going to happen, but there's also a lot of moments to make this shit
like feel like this is legit different, you know?
Yeah, Star Wars, Vader boards a Rebelship, you don't know what the fuck is going on. You have to create intrigue. Who is that guy? What's going on?
Imagine creating the intrigue, why does cloud look different?
Why are they fighting in mid-Gar?
Who are these people?
Like, raw.
Be incredible.
Yeah, we're going to play a fail theory after this.
Why is it too AIM?
Why is it too AIM?
way.
Chad, is this going by as fast for you as it is for me?
Bro, what?
Five hours and 30 minutes streaming?
Does this go by as fast for you guys as it does for me?
Holy shit, dude.
That's insane.
Pro's been yapping for hours.
Dude, I feel like I just turned off Yoccaza.
And that was like an hour ago.
What?
Reconstitution.
Ow! Ow!
So sexy.
No Yapping does, Chad.
You happen about the things that I like makes me realize that
When I'm yapping about shit that I enjoy and thinking about where can go and what where it has been
It makes me appreciate
So that what I eventually grow back and I play these things
Think about all the shit we yapped about and it makes it even better
You know
Maybe it's a weird stream relationship that I have with games and stuff like that and it's not just this it's fighting games as well to same shit
You have to sit here and like not be inundated by it constantly and process it a bit.
Before just moving on to the next thing.
Instead of sitting here and just moving on to the next thing and just moving on to the next thing.
And just with this, just sit here and like absorb a little bit, process it,
and then like revisit it later on.
Like, have times for this to the meander and something like that instead of all mate fucking.
Next game, next game, next game, next game.
And sometimes like some games are like, okay, yeah, I'm ready to move to the next game. You know, I feel like I'm ready to go there
But other times it's like
I need to talk about this shit. Okay, this is fucking
This is time to just sit on it for a bit
And I just want you to do it to do this morning. Whale
I need to watch combo videos and reverse. If you have them send them to me, I want to see it.
I saw somebody juggled this poor goblin. I'm not even kidding you 400 feet into the sky.
I was like, what the fuck? And then they did braver from 400 feet in the sky in reverse.
And this guy just went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I was like, God damn, that's crazy.
How did you do that?
But it's seriously how did you do that?
Rumble versus shit.
And by the way, thank you to the...
and
you
thank you
people that deserve sitting here and vibing with this stuff I appreciate it
that helps that so many people care
that's what this bitch have it things usually don't like fire
new face mother comfort
it's up cursing as much shit
child
and bad
I'm just gonna snack out of it. I think he did
So sick
Oh, incredibly cool this shit is whenever you just you just select the menu items
Let's make choosing things in the menu look incredible
I'm trying to get that counter off.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I forgot about a lot of the fun stuff that was in Remake as well that they actually
took out a rebirth.
Clouds jump right now.
I don't think is there.
You don't use Punisher mode nearly as much reverb as you do in this one.
I was thinking so much that like man, how would I ever go back to the combat of part
one after playing part two.
And no shit.
I was actually kind of enjoying myself.
It was like weird.
That choke a ball.
This is pretty good.
You got fat choke a ball on.
Punisher's better in part one.
Yeah.
There's so much aerial combat, yeah.
God doesn't need it.
You need for it.
50 for the boss.
Yeah, and remember if you got close
by holding square after dodge.
In this one, you enter Punisher, then attack,
and it gap closes.
Oh my god.
It's funny because they're so different.
Like, Arith, dude.
Arith is the best character in this game
and she's also annoying as shit.
She's also super annoying.
Like, herg, building ATB with Arith
is a nightmare in this game, dude.
And they made that so much better.
Like, they're so frustrating and re-birth when you're fighting
it.
And it made that as like, oh, I'm sorry.
When you're fighting an enemy in remake,
that is like, hey, I have a shield or some shit.
Literally whaling on Geneva.
Or I have like a...
I have like an armor of some kind,
and your physical damage is not capable.
You can't build ATB.
So what do you do?
Each shit, like, you kind of just each shit in remake.
If you don't have anything to give you this stuff faster,
you just wait, and you have to wait
from them to attack you or something.
It's like, hmm, so rebirth completely fix that.
It's way better, dude. You're always you always can do something
Yeah, you need like ATB boost
and
the
all of them
all of them
The drag this shit out so much, bro, no, the beat drop isn't even here, Chad.
I think the beat drop doesn't happen until phase 4.
It's other phase 3 or phase 4.
They hold out for a long time, it's constantly teasing, yes.
Again, the absence of something makes its eventual reveal all the more better, especially when it's like you are teasing its absence.
999 999 to everybody.
When everybody knows what this sounds like, everybody knows what this is, you know?
Is that it? Is that all of them?
No, it's all of you.
I'll send you and I can leave.
We got to make sure everyone alive and healed.
Oh no dude, every single genautified and rebirth is in fucking saying.
Sorry, first thing.
All of them, all the music, every single time you fight genova,
like goes something wild and crazy with its music.
And also it's game-bladed like...
Do I could not be leave the music that was happening when you fight Genova on the ship
Because Genova emerging it has like the Witcher 3 sound to it
Like all that shit. I'm like
Oh, what
It's wrong of cursing I have a child so I noticed it more now
I have a girl that very much listens to everything her dad says, well, echo those things back to me and her behavior.
So, you've basically much more aware of how I am being immediate fblm after.
Yeah, balter, thank you, dude.
I've had the moment so many times being a dad chat where it's like let me do this fun thing when my daughter was growing up, like toss a ball across the room.
And then like have your life catcher or something like that like some goofy thing that you can do
And then if you do that in front of your three-year-old
They'll also do it and expect the same response and then they smash something on accident
Then it's up to me to realize that wasn't her fault. That was mine. I'm not going to get mad at her for that
She watched me do it and expected the similar result
Which is it's also a problem with like when my daughter is being really funny about something
But that funny thing is also a bad behavior like I would intentionally give goofy answers to certain things
And she will start to give goofy but really funny answers to things
But I need her to be serious about stuff
And she can
You need to actually be serious about this because the school if you try to be funny and goofy when you're answering
something doing it purposefully on wrong to get a laugh?
Well, it won't be good.
So I have to like, rain that in.
I have to like, OK, that kind of stuff, you know?
There, I'm going to do this.
You can get you in trouble later if you don't take this seriously, dude.
I know I'm going to do it for you, Dad.
But like at times, I cannot be just your friend the entire time, you know?
I have to be your dad.
I'm clean, fucking.
One, parenthood is a lot of self-interest fashion, bro.
Give her color dude, all the time.
I still do.
Then she goes, why do you call me dude, dude?
Oh no, what the fuck?
Dude, she says it's like that.
Also this fight is arduous, you know?
They save this shit, bro.
This fight is arduous.
It's cloud.
A sender.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is this team?
This part of the music.
They use this in a separate up theme too.
They're doing it.
Oh god, he might animation!
Oh no. Oh god, it's not even...
It's not even over.
Holy shit!
Oh, this shit.
Oh, my fucking god.
I don't know how to be right out.
Dude, I'd argue, like,
I don't find it's a 70.
Do we make series?
Loves music?
We bullshit everywhere.
It loves its music probably more than any video game I've ever played.
Like the only thing is, like, that comes closest, like, killer instinct, or 2013.
Like I don't know many other games that love music as much as this shit
Like it's fucking crazy
f-ing crazy
Dude yeah, dude 26th thank for sure
There if I you really love his it's music and keep one
I need you back off, dude.
You've got this!
Little bit of Sephiroth, yeah?
It's incredible, dude.
And here's the craziest part.
This isn't even the best song.
One-way-gen angel rebirth beats it.
Like, he managed to make one-ling an angel,
like the best version of the song you've ever heard.
My damn weakness.
Thank you.
It's so good.
It's insane how good it is.
Airbus your team is amazing.
Don't get me wrong.
Why?
Holy shit!
One way going to regroup is unrelievable.
It's unrelievable.
The adventurer one is the best.
It's funny that they tease the adventurer one at the end of regroup.
with the guitars and shit, they tease it.
But they don't go all the way in.
It's so fun.
They're so holding back.
It's the same time.
I'm going to be honest, if there's parts of like music
that like teasing you, which they do,
like music is so used as like an emotional
and like kind of a story construct,
throughout so much of this, that if there's one that is like
honestly one of the biggest spoilers of where this shit
Where this shit is going?
It's the fact that the end of rebirth
when it's you and Eric fighting Sephiroth.
And we haven't confirmed any of this shit yet.
We don't know if it's a sequel.
We don't know if Sephiroth is from Advent Children
if it's post-Eventual and Sephiroth.
We don't know the shit, right?
However, when you're fighting him,
and there's that unique version of like the Sephiroth theme,
when you and Eric are fighting his ass,
there is a part right in the middle
of his transformation, where the guitar goes,
and it starts to lean into the exact same way
the Sephiroth theme sounds in rebirth.
I'm sorry, in Advent Children, like the old one.
And it's like, whoa, dude, is this it?
And then it takes it away.
And it's like, ha, ha, really.
So they don't commit to it, not yet.
What does it sound like?
I can bring it up.
I can bring it up.
FF7, rebirth.
They literally take it away from you.
Maybe somebody mentions it.
attention to it.
Compared to the remake version, this is a pretty straightforward rendition.
This looks into this shit, because they all know how, I mean, I mean, it's similar
most of you know how the advent children version of the Sephiroth theme is. It's extremely like guitar
centric. It has a very specific identity to it. It doesn't sound like the OG. It has a no version of
it since sounds like that. Like the metal version of that theme is specific to advent children, right?
it.
And this entire version of this song kind of sounds like the guy says in the comment
like a 1-1 remake.
It sounds just like a better version of the Sephiroth theme.
Until this happens.
and
takes it take away and now it's gone
that was it you have this like super deep lingering base which sounds like the advent children theme
doesn't do it
nope
it's the tease
got a hold off
got a fucking hold off dude
that's like wow
so that to me isn't even bigger spoiler that like advent children shit is fucking happening
It is fucking happening, dude.
Like, this has not been confirmed yet,
but it is like the ultimate tease
for where this shit is going.
So I don't know.
I just read a believe that shit is happening.
That shit is happening in the next game.
I'm getting fucking go-to on here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's so aware.
Look.
Whoa.
So intentionally manipulating you, dude.
And it's only for fans of this shit like that's all that's what I love about it is that it's so fancoded that no one else is gonna notice this stuff
That's what you like like Final Fantasy 7 like if you like like this shit
There will be layers you know there will be layers
and
and then close it yet listen
it's right here
that's it, just this low-frame sound effect, it sounds like the adventuring team.
I'm like, wow, they're going to do the adventuring team here, that's crazy, they don't do it.
That's what's so powerful about, bro.
It's also powerful about the music from these games as far as like narrative constructs
and how they use them.
Where's the other one, bro?
Let's go!
Good luck.
It's fantastic.
It's great.
Characters will of just with music, with like one note.
You can destroy an FF7 fan, with one note, you can wreck them emotionally.
Read on there, Dr. Nine.
Wait, bless her.
I forgot in city.
I'm like, oh, my fucking god.
Is something wrong?
It's nothing.
Holy shit.
You can wreck a Final Fantasy 7 fan
With just like one
That's it. It's all it takes it's jover shit kid. That's oh my god
I love this shit. I fucking love this shit stop cursing. It's a ruin. Thank you for the 10-gives ups
I fucking love this shit. I'm not gonna be told that it's not good. I don't I'm not with you
We have very different opinions. I I just I severely disregard your
I panicked about this and if you don't like,
I fucking love the shit there.
Sorry, I think it's actually big.
But I think it's unbelievably in touch
with people that like this stuff.
I cannot believe I'm gonna eat the microphone.
It's unbelievable to me.
How much I love this shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
The game wants you to play it again
so that you can go back again
and realize all the shit that you missed.
I love this shit.
I find love it.
I like love all these little notes and nods
all over the place when you have a little bit of understanding
and context, everything changes.
I just told people that like
Sephiroth completely disregarding air if
is like, it's so funny because later on
he's like, oh, you're a huge problem actually.
I've been underestimating you.
That is reflecting in the first game as well.
It's like, this is all very intentional.
Like this isn't shit that they're just like, nah,
darts it'll wall, it's like, dude,
this is specifically here for this reason.
I love this shit.
It's on, it paying off, it just set up and pay off and set up and pay off,
and now we're waiting for the last one, it's like,
well, he's shit, dude.
Dude.
Dude, that shit hit me, fuck man, it's the surprise of it, um, I'm gonna mention, also,
that a lot of people are gonna be familiar with the story of Final Fantasy 7, you know?
a lot of people are going to know about FF7, right?
And what happens to the events of the characters
like this game is sold 10 million copies or whatever?
A lot of people have played it.
The fact that they're making cloud have visions
of the future, like his connection to the Earth
is giving him visions of shit from the future.
He's getting visions of,
I'm picking up on where the story is going without even realizing that Cloud has no connection to the planet at this point.
He doesn't have any. He has a connection to an alien.
Right? He literally has a deeper connection to Sephiroth than any other character.
Right?
So I'm naturally picking up on the fact that this story telling stuff is weird.
Like, why is Cloud having visions of the future and stuff?
He looks at Arith and he gets a vision of her later on even at this point of the play through.
I don't realize it, but I'm like, this is not.
No, this is different.
The future with Arith, he's getting visions of her using holy. He's getting visions of her.
He's getting visions of the reunion.
Um, that shit.
as in a way and here's the thing you had to think
think of yourself from the perspective of someone who hasn't played Final Fantasy
seven before
right even if you have to play with seven and you don't know the story
that's just intriguing you're like well what does that mean
like what is going on
that's a lot like to do i put my i love to myself in the shoes of people that
don't know
And the craziest part, even after crisis chorus come out, dude,
even after like, after seeing as much stuff as we have seen
of the story, people still don't know what cloud is.
They don't know, I don't know who he is.
The reveal of like who cloud and Zach actually are
from a narrative perspective has not made aware
to people that are new to this.
Like so when that moment eventually happens in the reveal of who he was at the time is going
to be nuts.
Like they somehow preserved the biggest reveal of Final Fantasy 7 for the next game.
They did it.
I don't know how, but they did it, dude.
Like the majority of casual fans, unless you play the OG game, specifically the OG,
I guess people just didn't pick up on it.
Yeah, people who play Christ's Court don't even realize that that stuff is like lining up.
That's what's wild, dude.
But for people that have played FF7 that already know where this is going.
We already know what is going to happen.
The future premonitions are sick.
Just to give you a heads-up of what the hell, I'm not spoiling anything, no, I'm not, I genuinely don't want to, because I know a lot of people are new to this.
The visions of the future are haunting as fuck, because of where these characters will eventually go.
Well, it seems like a relatively small story at the start,
but where they eventually go is big.
And he's literally shulking the Monato type shit.
I fucking love it.
I love it.
This is why we wanted more of it in rebirth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is why like, I feel like they could have done
even more of it in rebirth.
They really could have, but they don't.
they save it until the beginning and the very end.
And it's mostly a globe-trotting chase,
which is what it was in the old one, you know?
Um... damn.
Let's see the thing on and check out.
I wish I had that one video.
There is one really good video.
There's one really good video.
This is it.
Great video.
Final Fantasy VII has great music.
Notably the one you hear all the time.
The battle team.
The track is split into three sections, the beginning, the bridge, the bridge, the bridge,
The bridge and the climax.
Even the battle thing goes through such a journey, fully hell.
Final Fantasy VII Remake has the utmost reverence for the originals of music.
You first hear the battle theme fittingly during the comeback tutorial.
Or do you?
It's over!
That's my life.
It's frantic, it's meandering, and only borrows from the beginning section.
It's a tease, and then it's never heard again.
to one hour later
Fucking incredible, it's incredible
It's not very up though. It's still a team
The progressions as you fight enemies.
Well, that's almost the bridge.
And no trace of the climax, of course.
Okay, it's still very, very good, it's just another same thing.
Something really cool here that very few games do is
when you're not fighting, instead of cutting to feel music,
The game just goes to a low-key version of the battle theme.
There's a thing that completely escaped you while you play.
Exactly, that's the point.
Is that you shouldn't be noticing this, you feel it.
Like as the whole point of like filmmaking and storytelling
is that you do not consciously be made aware of this.
But there's a reason why this chapter's awesome
some because you feel that shit, like you feel that moment that drop.
And then everything that happens after this,
if you just like running the hell out of there as you're getting chased,
the music escalates and it makes you, this chapter is great, dude.
It feels great. It's, it's the music, dude.
That's the whole point of it. You're not, we're being, we're making,
we are analyzing and detailing this stuff. Now, why does this feel so good?
What is doing it for this? Do what is happening? Like, there's a reason.
It's very well constructed.
And Bill?
Yes, this is it.
Is it the thing?
Every little detail, every new one says you're an expert, just an analyst.
is the bridge
all of those
so good
by the way chat if you have
saying I should play this has been so long. Dude play the switch to version. It's legit
really good. Like the switch to version is legit great.
I didn't even do the same for a few hours. It was wonderful.
When you three years later, the developers knew exactly how to bring that home.
Thanks for watching.
Switch to versions cheaper as well. And it has like the full content and everything.
It's quite good.
It's quite good.
Yeah, it's a fun video.
Why is that not thumbs up?
You didn't have to play any Final Fantasy.
Did you begin with this one?
Or did you play older games before gracing this one?
Here's my recommendation.
Based on what we're at right now.
Play remake and then play rebirth.
You have a bit of time before the next game comes out.
out, like maybe a year. So you can play Remake and Rebirth. If you really like those, you
can go back and play the OG. I think it would be smart to go back and play the original.
The original is also included in the Switch 2. They just give it to you, practically for
free. Or I don't know if you're going to get into it as much, right? It isn't older game
from like 30 years ago. It's still really good and still really fun. It'll get you. But
Some people will just will not, like the visuals of the old game
will be a deterrent for a lot of folks.
I recommend you play the old one
because it's still very fun.
Some people need the new game's hook to really get you.
And if the new game hooks you,
which is a good chance it will
because the character is in the story
and everything are really very profound
in the setting, it gets people.
If you like this stuff, then yeah, you should,
I honestly think you should go play the OG before the last game comes out and it
just gives you a little bit of extra perspective on terms of story and what
they're doing with shit. So it's either like play the OG start at first, just play
these play remake and then play rebirth and then play OG. I think those are the two
ways to do it. I don't think you should play remake and then OG and then rebirth. Like
no, no, no. I think I think the best time to have an understanding of like why the last
game's a big deal is is important, you know, because there's a good chance that if you like remake and rebirth, there's a good chance you'll be very much like the OG game.
It'll probably this will be very fun.
Yeah, man, I got up as a word dude, I got excited again. Sorry, man. I just got out
here and I got excited about this shit now. I'm in three of them for six hours.
Brody. Anyway, and I think after that, you should play crisis core. Like honestly
at the end of it all, I think crisis score is the, probably the last game that you play.
Does because crisis score is game play will not entirely.
It does not have a guarantee of getting you.
It's characters and its story can be good, but there's chances of drop off, right?
There's chances of if you play crisis score and you think how that's the rest of Final Fantasy 7 is going to be.
You might be disappointed or it might be very different than what you think it is.
price of score is the Zach name. It's the Zach backstory. It's effectively a
um, a prologue to the entire events of everything, you know?
I think if you if FF7 remake and rebirth in the OG if you like all of them and they're good,
then yeah, I think you'll also like price of score. It was a good chance.
If you played it by itself, no, no, no, man. It's pretty much made for FF7 fans.
and
that I was in a do with you what I was doing with my self-loss name
to it again
let's go
What did that even say? I have to read it. I was too high.
Here we go
What a neck!
How is that shit, dude?
Oh, let's fucking go!
You're recording!
Yeah, I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
I'm recording!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The
I
But brought tears to my eye dude
Oh my god damn
Why are you watching this again? Is there anything?
Um, really living it for the first time again
That's it. It's literally it.
This being going back to that moment. Let's see if for the first time again.
Here we get for the first time again.
Realizing how special it was.
Oh, my god, damn.
I got you, okay?
Yeah.
and
the
I'm gonna find looking Jesus Christ, bro.
It's kind of cool that you can go back and see your first time reaction on something that you experienced, and I'm at basically document an online.
I don't take that for granted, is all I'm going to say.
Something I like so much.
What the fuck is it, Crannable?
Don't panic!
You can kill it!
We fight! We fight! We fight!
Make up!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Yeah!
You did it, you did it, you did it, you did it.
He's coming!
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Get in, I'll get you off the plane.
Get in!
I think I might have a surgery, but only because T-Py is dead!
the ringback that's in
but go to the one HP
I don't know what the hell that little like motif is that did it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it like they used it in these like pivotal moments of like all the big boss themes
it's like the hero moment you know
Isn't it the crater?
It's the genova bridge theme.
Yeah, it is. There's another bridge theme. You're right. I think I'm thinking of something different.
What where is it? It's this thing.
Reverse.
Now, is this it, this is not the big one, that's a method of seven rebirth, why this
This is supposed to be the main theme, huh?
Chill.
Yeah.
10 minutes song.
this part right here
the fake out
the fake out
This part coming up is the thing that I'm talking about, they use this a few times,
It's like they're in the main part of the hero scene.
There it comes.
That shit.
It's like, I'm trying to identify where the hell it comes from.
It sounds so FF7.
And I'm trying to like, dude, where the hell it's, it's so identifiable in my head.
It's like the hero main battle theme.
It's in the bridge theme.
The, the, you're right!
Oh my God, dude.
He was just talking about it.
It sounds so different, because I don't have some reason.
It like, I'm like, just seems so familiar to me.
I can't identify where the hell it's from.
Yeah, that was it.
No, is it coming up?
beginning. Yeah, hold on damn it. I want the other one. I want to go back. I want to
help them right next to each other.
It sounds so heroic.
Yeah, okay, that's wild dude. I never picked up on that. I'm gonna be real. I never picked up on that shit.
I was always like this sound so familiar to me, but I cannot identify at what point of FF7 is this shit from?
I cannot. That's cool. That's really cool. It's so epic. They do it multiple times in FF7 remake music.
7 remake music and rebirth.
Yeah. Yeah. Game of some special shots of where these characters will of
a man's in special shit. The glaze.
There's little things to that really get me in rebirth.
Um, where's the guy?
Oh, no.
277.
It's the guy.
I'm cool.
Hey, uh,
Bob's actions.
4KH shell.
YouTube can't handle it.
Wow.
Yes.
I'm not joking about milk.
Yeah, where is Red 13?
Speaking of which, good point.
Dang, I realized I didn't run into Red.
Did you see around here?
You really are...
Who was the guy?
But I come back there later.
211.
This seems like...
Oh, it was like it came straight out of a Miyazaki moody.
This town is one here.
All the towns and all the towns and re-rethers are so good.
When we were talking about our...
That was the guy.
Should you happen to miss...
What?
Much secondary dialogue is...
Oh, the guy was a side.
So the guy was a side quest, you tell me it might have been in part two?
Big abites, oh god, oh god, he's side quest, so hilarious.
These Queen's blood players are pretty die hard.
Wait for it.
I did some of the NPCs and this game fucking kill me.
They're so funny.
They kill me dude.
The NPCs are so much better in rebirth than we make.
What? Hey, Mr.
You are greener?
Some say,
Boss, that's good enough for me.
The name's Vash, and I could really use your health.
Through this, I bungled a Queen's blood match.
Hard.
So, not only did my ego take over the dinner,
but I lost a card near a nearby heart.
But I'm getting that as.
You should be able to win it back for me.
the chokeable and you go on it's rare and the one high value card in my whole day
this is the only thing that you can do
that's it
this job my life's only at night
this is very hard to you, isn't it?
this is very hard to you, isn't it?
this is so blah blah blah blah
hey, I got it
I'm a bartender too
You are so good in the majority.
Side quests are hilarious.
These Queens Blood players are pretty die hard.
Do you think I'd go to my coin?
I'm a shit player, don't you get that?
Artcore players are willing to throw down a kill from rich.
This guy's from like this dude is suddenly from NorCal.
I can't so funny.
I can't get him back before the asshole tries to sell him.
I can't sell fucking funny.
So funny, dude.
Shit kills me.
He's just a fighting game community player.
It's so funny.
God.
Shit kills me.
It's so good.
Oh, shit, player, there's so many NPCs throughout this game that are like this chat.
You remember the random ass like extra avalanche area?
They stuck into the back corner of the Junon section.
And there's like a dude that wants to play cards and he's just like singing in playing
guitar.
And it's like, and he just keeps saying shit.
And then it's just like dude, and he's like all fucking into his music and stuff with my god damn, all the NPCs in this game are amazing.
Holy shit dude, the every single NPC is incredible, like is something else.
And then you get to do it on.
Which is arguably one of the most charming places I've ever been to anywhere.
Like everything about June on is perfect, the every part of it.
and
these are like the land of C ships
this is what one of these crashes into the ocean in the og game and you explore it
june on i think is the best part of rebirth
it's so good
very now is a good influence yeah absolutely dude
the end of june on
And where you get the guys that help you out, the squad, your bro force, and you have to
let them go in the end.
And we're like, dude, the bro force that helps you out is definitely going to be the
ones that pilot the ship, that betray Shinrelator on.
And they like, defect.
Those guys are going to be the dudes that help you pilot the highwind, 100% bro, that's
going to happen.
100% look like the the airships from Nauzeca 100%
up saying 100% my thing. Okay I'm a full need home.
First the church say do whatever we're not after you. But then clouds
by somebody who's up and says he is. We're gonna straighten this out.
Well there are three steps back if you please.
There's what's funny.
Cloud takes literally three steps back.
Somebody pointed this out on Twitter.
One, two, three.
He's such a dark.
He's such a dark.
He's so dark.
He's so dark.
He's so dark.
What do you think?
I'm trying.
What do you want me to do?
And you're a flawless pro-porquist.
Chat, the guy that does the voice for this is a name is Chris.
He did the voice for Sigma and MVCI.
And he also did the voice for our MVCI be remake, you know, mod.
He's the voice.
And he's also Megatron at Universal.
Yeah, that's him.
And he did it for us for free. He didn't want to get paid. He was just like I really liked MVC eye and playing sick while I want to do it for free
Super cool dude. It's sigma. Yeah
Now it's hard to imagine him not being the voice in MVCI.
Like, it's so weird when I watch people play the original game and it doesn't have his
voice as the announced or anymore I'm like, whoa, like this is so bizarre.
Just follow my read.
I still remember the basics.
I'm having something about you guys.
What the hell are you doing over there?
The commander's waiting!
Sir!
This is great.
Okay, John!
Have to hand it to you three.
You've got guts skipping out on practice.
Female and bison?
That.
Or your idios.
I think we won't have the games of all time, but this just might be one of the games of all time, bro.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
I'm looking forward to going back in the next game, dude.
I really am. My god, man.
I can't wait to go back.
Looks so cool.
There's the unfortunate part.
Is that after the sequence in the game, you can never go back here.
You're pretty much locked out of it.
What the hell?
Everything about it's so charming.
This shit is crazy, dude.
This shit is crazy.
Alright.
I'm blinded.
It oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's a whole last town.
It isn't just like a car.
This isn't an original.
God.
What in that?
Well, is this place?
Oh, there's the bar.
There's rude.
Oh my god dude, this is so cool.
I cannot believe this shit.
I've got to explode.
They made Junon better than it's ever been.
I saw the most amazing clip of a, of a, of a dude wearing a hat that was playing this for the first time.
And he was like when he was watching, like huh?
Then he goes in and he's like,
It's a bald bar.
Pro, it's a bald bar.
He takes off his hat and he's just got this big doughman.
It's a bald, we do this.
He was literally like, we do this.
So funny.
He was losing it, man.
He takes off his hat and it's just this big dome.
But I pray others.
Huh?
That glad broke.
The glad rested bar.
I'm going in.
When you're in a good mood, you can't go away.
You're going to fall at the end of your soul, but you're not in the same shape.
You're not in the same shape, but you're not in the same shape.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
for the first time, if you want to play for us, you're going to have to lose the helmets.
No skill, no service.
Chat.
Everything, and the way it's presented in rebirth is kind of like this.
It isn't in the same quality as this, which is like a highlight moment, but there's
There's a lot of stuff in rebirth, or the point of the game is to portray this whimsical
fantastical charming world, you know, that exists outside of the very dark and moody mid-gar,
where people are kind of sad, you know?
There's a reason behind that.
It's the middle part of a trilogy.
Like, this is all going away, you know?
the whole point of it in the next game is that this is going away. It will not exist anymore.
None of these characters, none of this stuff is going to be like this in the following game.
You're going to, the whole point of this is that we're going to try to get you to fall in love
with a lot of this because we need the player to be motivated to protect it, to try to like save it.
The whole point of part three is to save the world. We need you to save the world, you know?
And yeah, like in the OGFF7, you come to those conclusions in your head and a lot of that stuff for the world saving moment, why it's worth saving, you know?
So yeah, like that's the point of it.
It is the whole point of making an entire game specifically a postcard collecting globe-trotting adventure.
That's all we really do in this is just go all go to a bunch of places and meet a whole bunch of people, you know?
You know, and talk to a shit ton of characters about all their problems and tribulations and relationships.
Let's say you just hear so much of that, dude.
So, what happens when that's all entirely threatened?
Every single relationship, every single character, everything is threatened.
What happens? How does that change? How does the world change?
That's what the next game is here to, is here to juxtapose to the previous one.
A world full of relative happiness, with some strife, obviously, to a game that is like now we have the balance everything.
This is the crazy part of it.
He's hurt from smiling so much.
My face hurts.
It's a bald bar.
It's a ball ball.
They made a room feel like it has an entire culture.
I'm just going to throw that out there.
made a tiny, like less than 1,000 square foot room, feel like it has an entire culture
that you're just stumbling in upon.
Like that's not easy, dude.
Like the building, this kind of world and environment, that should is not easy, man.
Like, there was a part of noji that sort of eluded towards this.
There was a bar where these characters hung out at.
they're being specifically a bald bar not entirely.
And deep dive into the Emerald Sea, marvel at the Ruby Red Sunset.
cute.
There's the thing, they still do the Turks bar later, and it's also incredible.
Check this out.
They do the Turks bar here.
There was a population ship.
Wow.
So yeah, once the parade's over, I'll be officially joining the counter-terrorism unit.
I don't know.
I haven't been totally wrong with this station.
This sucks.
Well, this just has to make me feel so good.
Yeah, I can't believe this game's almost two years old.
For sure.
Who was he?
He bossed him.
Who was it that Chase music?
That's the Chase music.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Break time's over.
Outside.
Outside.
Outside.
Outside.
Is that a way, no?
It totally is.
I'm going to talk about the movie, I'm going to come up with a piece of meat, cause
I'm just one of my favorite movies.
I think if you need a second.
Band!
She's this!
Game!
Let me tip the band!
Let me tip the band!
Tip jar please.
Dude, it's amazing how the Turks are here.
Disapproachable non-vital NPCs.
I mean, I ain't to say it again.
It's like the OG.
That's the thing.
When you're disguised in June on,
you just run into the Turks.
They're just people in bars and shit hanging out.
That all they're doing is just taking direct inspiration from the audience back to that one moment
Recollectant of dickheads and you realize what they're doing
What?
Can I help you find anything?
That's it.
after realizing like what they're doing with it
I would buy that in real life
I would buy Shinra Gunpla I would
I definitely would
on
disparity to all corners of the globe
I'm totally god damn bro.
Quite the crew he's got.
I'll follow you around.
This is actually incredible.
My face hurts brother.
My face is the chat.
Dude, my face hurts.
Okay.
Reck by one street sign got behind us done wonders for my faculties.
Children though.
I
myself
Everything just has so much personality dude, you know, and all it does to me is it just such high effort
Like it is just such insanely high effort
She just talked a bunch of random NPCs that just say stuff
of everything is like a vibe, you know?
It's so that's it's so Disneyland. It really is like that was the vibe I got from
calm where it's like dude calm feels like I'm walking through Disneyland like this is
crazy dude like everything just screams personality in shit. The guy with the flowers like
waiting to give them to the girl and stuff all the all the the the the girls from the town
doing the dance number and things, and I'm like,
Jesus, dude, this is insane.
It's a must-read.
The king's been wandering to the power.
And then the gold saucer has literal Disneyland music.
The gold saucer theme has a motif that is a direct reference
to what's the parade, the electric parade.
There's just a part, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,
It's just like this is just a Disneyland 80's theme, dude.
What am I listening to?
This is insane.
It's so good.
Unbelievably good.
What should you think she'd like more?
She's gun broke.
She's gun.
This.
Take your time looking around.
Damn, it's Blitz.
I'll be guaranteed.
That's wrong with this dude.
I'm dead at the parade.
Former soldier. He's dying.
He's killing through some shit.
the
squad's getting bigger
presidential district
here's
oh my god
a Shinra movie
the nightmare begins
Wow.
Lovelace at the Junon Theatre.
Let me add.
Excuse me.
So good.
Yeah, Junon's a special area.
and
and
the
childly is in the barracks
because of course he is
ladies what in the holy hall you take in those desks with you
let's chair
and re-birth is really a road trip
He's like, oh my God, he's the holy track.
We get out of the way, oh, yeah, it's really a road trip game.
You know why, you know why, why do I think that is because in the marketing materials
that I was given, and I thought this was interesting before I played it, they have postcards.
It's literally like a goofy little thing where it's like, here's the bench thing, you
know the bench seat and then there's another part which is like wish you were here, kind
of stuff, Cosmo Canyon, you know, live from the parade at Junon. They're all postcards,
like you can send them back to people across the world. So I was like, that's an interesting
marketing take, interesting. Like, I remember thinking that before I played Rebirth and I'm like,
like that's a fascinating way of approaching like what the game is, like it's a road trip
or you're just like sightseeing.
You're effectively sightseeing.
Yeah, as FF7, the early marketing materials for influencers was FF7 themed postcards,
a wish you were here type stuff from around the world.
And I'm like, why would they do that?
Kind of because that was the goal of the game.
That was literally, no, not in-game chat.
that I mean, in real life, I was given these postcards from Square Enix in a promotional
material for FF7 rebirth.
What I'm saying is that lines up with the game design, the point of the game is to get
you familiar and updated and understanding of the characters in the world and how it works,
so that by the time the third act happens, you know, you kind of want to save it.
It's exactly what they do in the old game as well, man.
In the old game until it gets to the forgotten city,
you are just running around place to place,
learning about every character from place to place,
in your party, and otherwise.
And then,
shit hits the fan, and it becomes plot time.
You know, it just becomes ultra plot time.
The original game is the exact same shit.
It's what it does.
Fall in love with the world so that they can take it away.
All right, I need more.
I need more.
There has to be more around here.
Yeah, I think it's a good way of putting it.
Fifth, Final Fantasy Rebirth feels like a better road trip
with your friends game than even FF15 does.
Those little point of FF15 was to like road trip
and feel like you're experiencing the world.
You just experience most of the gas stations.
This game feels like we experience the world.
But the squad.
It did the parade shit perfectly.
So cool.
I almost forgot about this assassination attempt.
With you, Fee.
It's a little extra thing you do.
I almost forgot about this dude.
Look, I'm out there.
There's an assassination, Benny game.
Meera.
Alright, Shima.
Time to pay.
the
target is a considerable distance away after
and hitting him will take a fair amount of concentration
align the shot
when you're ready to kill flat
think why
only if you can honor
no one's the dark minigame
the dark minigame
and as always weird graphical bugs
is that in every single version chat?
look at this funky shit
There's a really a bunch of graphical bugs in the 4K version of this footage, sucks.
Here goes.
You son of a bitch!
Wonder if that's either the encoder or the player.
We don't care, yeah, perfectionist.
I'm sure it was so cool.
I'm gonna keep them alive.
What the hell so much of these moments happen throughout the game and they're insane that
It's almost like you forget this shit. It's almost like yeah, this shit was amazing
I got this.
Sir.
Oh.
Is it exciting?
The two of us together again at long last.
Victory.
A duel to end all dudes.
Are we fighting or what?
Let's not get ahead of us.
We have to set the stage.
First, the music!
Let's go for it, yes!
Alright!
I've done it!
It's not your boss!
Oh my god. What a fun game. What a fun game.
Some of them bitch.
What a cool game.
Can't believe this game soundtrack is finally coming out by the way.
The soundtrack for this game is finally available soon in April of the full soundtrack.
Yes, that's something rebirth plus two years later is coming out.
You don't know if it's complete, but I mean this is it dude, they did this for remake, they did the same shit for remake.
It's supposed to be like nine CDs or some shit or it's five CDs.
I'm gonna say it's 50 CDs.
I don't know why it fits so long.
I don't know why it fits so long.
I don't know if you're overnight out of your room.
The, um, even in remake, they had the same thing where it was like,
there was a bridge to versions of the songs like, you know,
short versions.
And then when you got the finality of it,
when you actually got like the big versions of the remake songs,
songs, there was actually more to the compositions. It was like, whoa, really? What the hell?
There's legit more music here, and then they added other songs that were also not in there.
Yeah, pow-wow, wow, is not on there, dude. It's not on the FF7 River soundtrack.
FF7 River Bank, Teepa live stream, live stream music was also not in the main soundtrack CD.
The super spooky live stream sound, yeah.
the
Gus's theme was also not on there
So much animation canceling
I think one version of the gusting was on never-not all of them.
and
as a replay replayability of
some of the make-and-mode reaper
um...so cool. If you replay FF7
main story, it's wonderful. It's actually
really good, but easily like a nine
at its end if you're being critical about it. It's very good.
We make, we make is a really good 25 hours. They're really good.
I have not played Rebirth strictly story because I wasn't a doing stuff.
So I need to play through Rebirth strictly story.
I need to level up all the material in the first playthrough,
so that I can do hard mode strictly story and nothing else.
I would know our queens blood all that shit, all they do story.
That's something to do that.
I'm just a wrong guy and faster.
We can't feel it.
Who's next?
One does not simply ignore a queen's blood.
There's a reason why I'm doing it again right now on my PC playthrough.
You guys had a large board without me.
Sir, I have to ask.
Oh, the jackass with the bike?
He's a jackass.
That we know, sir.
What I wanted to ask is, why you keep trying to shake us?
Are we really that much of a burden to you?
Or are you the assassin everyone's looking for?
For what it's worth, I want you to know.
Sorry.
No need to take the joke that far, Captain.
We know the culprits the young woman, just lightning the mood.
But we get it.
You clearly have things to do.
Things you can't divulge to us.
We're sorry that we didn't see it sooner, sir.
Sorry, sir.
It's okay.
At ease.
The fact is,
We would have never won that commendation if you hadn't brought us all together
I might be out of life for saying this since we only just met but I love you
This seventh feels more like a family than ever and we hope you feel the same
You're not out of line
It's been an honor true, but you're right
It's time you guys make your way and I went mine
They're coming back. They're definitely coming back.
They're coming back.
Jesus, man.
Oh my god.
He's watching go away.
What a game.
Can we keep him?
Man.
The
No, there's no one in the house.
There's no one in the house.
Shit looks like the chicken the bouncer.
They need to tell them after that.
We are finally ready to crown the winner of tonight's tournament.
I present to you!
Not so fast, good captain.
I'm not gonna show you my hands.
the
early took what is the the goofiest possible thing
that ever existed which was red 13 standing on two legs wearing a shin
and we're uniform in the OGFF7 and he walks around on goofy and shit and it's like,
all right, so how do we how do they take that moment and not make it stupid?
And the I think I I bravely commemorate the developers. They're like, make it stupider.
Like you need to lean into it. Do not ignore it. Lean into it. You have to treat it. Like it is
the honeybee in. You can't ignore that this happens. You just go full dedication. Just commit to it.
You can't ignore it embraces.
They can't burp you. The kids cry.
Take him a stage. What about champion of breach of peace here?
And you got a man with mystery at the end of it. I know why I can't fight jump on it out
Seriously
Oh
and
animators work in
This is so crazy.
Let's get ready to shuffle.
Let's play.
How about my face?
Dude, there's so many magical moments in this game
that he almost forget about him.
New music?
There's so many magical moments just littered throughout the whole game that you almost like forget about it, dude.
Wow!
Take up the gate.
Down boy.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow, that's a good card.
So hold me down.
So cool.
Not leads into the crazy ass fight too.
I want to experience this again, Chad. Hold up.
All the nice things to be getting him out for all again.
And leave, do you want to show it to that?
Oh, but I am.
I'm not hard to get.
Ooh, there he goes.
He's gonna float away.
He's gonna float away.
Let's get hurt.
You gotta go towards the screen thing.
Over here.
Somewhere up. Went to GameStop after this chat the next day and she saw the cacto wire. She's like daddy. It's the cactus.
I bought it for her. Over here. I think on the water. A little cacto wire. Plusry.
She couldn't talk yet.
What?
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
That is pretty bad.
Wow.
So, I'm going to be in rough.
Yeah.
Come on.
Don't leave this hanging.
Let me free help.
Yeah, I'm only going to go grab the meatsies.
Meaties.
Ah, we have to find our stuff.
Wow.
Show.
Just three.
Where are these things at?
Show. There's three. Are these things at it?
All right.
Yeah, yes, we got to fight them.
All right, here we go.
I tried playing Kingdom Hearts with her chat. She didn't like it.
She did not like it.
of that about it didn't do it for and I also did not like it and went back to Kingdom Hearts
1 and me and JJ and uh being JJ and Ripley were playing it and we were just like going through
letting her control, letting JJ control and just doing stuff and I ended up having to like
there was a there was also a point at the beginning of the game when you're in
and then traverse down for the first time.
And you got to figure out how to progress.
You see like a character running a direction.
And you just got to figure out where to go.
Like, where the fuck do I go?
So you just like, wanting around.
I don't remember it's been a forever since I played it.
We're just looking fucking forever.
It's like 45 minutes of just meandering this fucking city.
I'm fighting so much shit.
And she's like, daddy, why are you fighting so much?
I'm like, dude, I don't know, like,
what, I'm like daddy, you're fighting so much.
I'm like, I know, I don't want to be honey.
I'm trying to figure out,
I'm trying to get Donald and Goofy back
on the screen for Christ's sake.
Like, that's all I'm trying to do.
And it took forever to find it.
And then I had to do,
I went to the jungle place after.
And she was completely checked out.
She was uninterested at that point.
by WhiteFed left, I'm the only one playing this shit,
and I also hate it.
Like, I hate it.
That Tarsan level was awful.
And I'm like, I think this shit sucks.
Like legit.
Like I went back to Kingdom Hearts 1,
and I gave it a good 2 1 1,5 hours.
And I'm like, I remember liking this,
but I think this shit sucks.
Like, maybe Kingdom Hearts 2 will be better.
something about it, dude, it was the, and I think it was like the level design and the controls
to a certain degree. The camera is fucking terrible. And I'm like, oh, like this has not
aged well. Like, I remember liking Kingdom Hearts one the most because of the kind of the
whimsical aspect of it and doesn't get too hand-fisted into itself in Kingdom Hearts 2.
But the, as a video game, dropped off. We never turned it on again. Never turned it on again.
I was like, I don't want to go play it again dude. I think I'm good. It is not necessarily age super well.
Okay, okay, so the week to fire
Explode
Oh, there's a doggy
Yeah, it's here so fascinated
The doggy smelling stuff
But what's the doggy doing here, honey?
What's he doing?
the
chunker ball
do you want to swim
go in direction hold it hold it one way hold it hold it hold it
You won't be in it.
Yeah, she's like, not a bird that's a choke about dad.
It's funny.
You had to, you had to push the way you want to go.
Are you swimming?
Yeah.
You can't run through Marlene, dude.
My wife and my mom got her a Marlene costume at one point during this play
through.
And she showed up one time on stream,
just wearing the Marlene outfit.
And I was like, oh my god.
And at this point of the stream,
she is actually Marlene's age.
She's actually like, right mid-threes,
which is how old Marlene is.
It was unbelievable.
And then we did it again.
We went to one FF7 event at a Bobo bar.
And yeah, we took her in the Marlene costume.
She got a bunch of free stuff.
she got a whole bunch of free stuff and I got to take pictures with her in the seventh heaven boba bar
swimming
uh-oh, I got off, sorry. I'll fix it.
Yeah, it's so sweet.
They might actually-
And she still looks at Final Fantasy 7 stuff and she sees Cloud or Chocobos or Ariths. She goes
Lads Daddy's favorite game.
They have the best memory.
Large area open world game on Unreal Engine 4.
I was looking for something specific.
I feel like I'm seeing a lot of this Johnny guy lately.
But yeah, it was...
Okay.
Got the mod house.
Oh yeah.
This is what I want.
Killing with the deer.
That's right.
This is so cool.
Wow.
Wow, so why is the Mount Correll mountain climb part so like drawn out an
expansive?
They don't immediately get to all the mines and shit like that, which is also an expansion.
Dude, they use it as a character moment for Erith.
The developers realize as they were making this game and writing out its story,
Erith has never seen nature before.
Like, you kind of take that for granted in the original game, she's this city chick that's stuck underneath a plate for whole life.
So they had like the foresight in development of like, oh, she has never seen the world.
So what do you do with that?
This is the moment they mess with that.
This is like, they don't really mess around with it too much and go and go and go and go or anything like that or even during other parts?
No, no, no, not too much, but this moment specifically is where it's like, oh, this chick gets to see things and experience things with a very first time
Look at all. She has never even had an arby's
Good point
And then this moment just becomes super special because of it. I love it. I love it
I would have served this
We have to take Arith to in and out.
You, Arith, before we go to the forgotten city, you have to try a double double.
Arith, come with me.
Just get a double double.
Like you.
So we've got a walk.
Come on, Arith.
No, no, no, we don't need to go to the forgotten city.
Just let me just get you an animal style double double.
Right now.
I am a special person.
Listen.
Stop.
The beauty doll there.
Not unless you enjoy staring at ruined reactors.
Right, you're corrupt around here, didn't you?
Let's get a move home.
Hey, slow.
Materia's like super-condensed lockware, something, right?
So?
So?
Sun?
That means, wherever we find Macho, we'll find Materia too.
All right, time out so routine, let go!
Here it comes.
Oh my god, this is so cool.
I can't imagine you if he ever sounded any different.
Like I can't even imagine it.
It's it's crazy.
It's crazy.
I still can't believe this game's real.
Like not like legit.
I'm not even being...
I'm still serious.
serious like even I was playing FF7 remake again yesterday for the first time in a couple
years and I'm like, I still can't believe this shit is real dude, like this is crazy even
for the first one and I revisit parts of this play through and I'm just like, I can't believe
this shit is real, I can't believe it.
I think there may be a little more than that, so much like a 55.45.
Closed.
His conversations are very good.
Like a 55.45.
Not you too.
Oh my god, could look at this.
Look at this place.
the
half
of the
that
I think Erath might need a plate.
Sorry.
My legs are sore.
She's just chilling with the deer.
Let's rest here.
But if we stop now, the material...
I mean, the mystery men might slip away.
Hey, I know what to do.
I hope I want to head and scuff the area for us.
You guys can catch a plate.
the
the
all you feel very bonding
to
take your time
to the
for more cloud and air is bonding moment
I guess I'm locked into this, and I'm here for it, man.
But it's also here.
I'm believable song.
It's just unbelievable.
What this music can make you feel.
And that is super sick.
So it's like I put that.
There's some gorgeous game. All right. We really need to do some of that homework.
Yes, you get the runner's high later. She gets a climber's high.
Oh, creepypules.
You can already use a check-and-beer.
I love it man, I love going back and like real living position for the first time
like just what the hell like having this shit hit my face and eyes for the first time
is something else. Is this song in the OG definitely not? Is this song like is this song
The original game
Don't you it's definitely not
Say song in the PlayStation one is not. Oh Jesus dude
So funny in which ways are I way to go? Oh
Man game of something special
Don't overdo it.
You'll find the salaries, Bob.
It also helps that it's just like a company by probably one of the coolest combat systems I've ever played in a game.
What in the game is no joke?
Like, that's the coolest part, is that it isn't just this game with the cool story
and this game with great music and the game with like fun characters and world-building
and all this shit that I like, now you get to play it and it's fucking amazing.
Now the number one most important thing of the game is the combat, how good is it?
It's fucking amazing.
It's like up there with Devil May Cry shit.
Yeah, we skip the day because the rendering took longer than expected so it'll be up tomorrow
It took that since it's nuts to me a bit longer to process for you to jeez dude
You can actually see all the way back to post a del Sol
Wow
Wow this game is real
It's not fake
It's a real actual game.
I think I have 16 combat as good.
Probably as it's enemies.
Straight up, I think FF-16 has an enemy issue.
The enemies don't really scale up with what your combat is,
and then it's like, hey, you know,
now you're going to go fight trash mobs, a ton,
and it's like, you need to scale like an action game does.
You're just too strong.
Right, I think the combat's actually quite good in
Sixteen I like it a lot the problem is I don't like some engagements like some enemies just don't do it for me, dude
Right
I'm a play of his wife.
This is just quality mode.
My M.P. back.
You get me my M.P. back.
Morale real plan.
Rewarded.
Okay.
Yeah, even the strong enemies in the F-6 that were strong, we're the best fight in the game,
and they were still too easy.
They were all still like hardcore similarity.
Well, it's a little bit easy.
Where Cloud is the one that is obviously despising who he is trying to be an adult in the
background.
We don't know that.
and read through teens kind of doing the exact same thing.
That's my prediction.
Oh wow, but I just predict the story.
Hold up, hold up, I've never revisited these chat.
I never like watched my playthroughs, okay?
I do it and then it goes live.
So I just forget most of the things that happened
outside of what happens in my head.
The hardcore similarities,
where cloud is the one that is,
obviously disguising who he is trying to be
adult in the background we don't know that story wise yet and
Red 13's kind of doing the exact same thing that's my prediction
We'll probably learn a lot more about that in Calgary. Yep exactly what happened
the
game
yeah, I still had some kind of one to go back to that that's 16 players you'll see fights
Yeah, working it for you, I'll try to find a game.
Yeah.
My god, bro.
and
and
top of the plane house
row
the
it is that gave us a reason to bring this theme back
the mod if
the
I gave us a reason to bring this theme back.
The modified version of the Valkyrie, a high-speed,
aerial weapon manufactured by the weaponry division
has been nearly a quick inflamed thrower,
allowing it to transform the battlefield into a sea of fire.
Enflicting enough damage by exploiting its weakness
will pressure it while it uses cool,
while it is using cool down protocol.
Good mix.
We're gonna get a third version of the Valkyrie from the blue somewhere.
Circle.
And see what makes it, Jake.
What? You're wet, you're wet.
We'll soon be granted.
We'll...
Anyway...
Damn, dude. What happened?
For all what the fuck happened?
Something you're just reliving this shit.
It's the run at 50 bucks, and my favorite thing from the remakes, it's really good.
because it's completely original too, you know, it's like,
that's the best part is when they add new things and it just like matches the quality.
It's like, dude,
how the hell isn't nearing for a bit is for a...
Chad, it happened again.
I got out here talking about Final Fantasy 7 shit.
And again, I feel like I have a lot of criticisms of FF7 remake and also rebirth in my head.
that take up a lot of brain space, but as soon as I actually go back and I look at the games
and I play them, I'm just bewildered. Just mind blown how good this shit is. It's just,
I feel so lucky. I think that's the great. I think I just feel so lucky that this shit exists.
You know, and now based on the news tonight, or we're getting there, dude, the next game's
happening.
The next game is happening.
They're talking about it, man, like, they can't stop talking about it.
Yeah, I definitely have criticisms.
It's perfect.
I'm sorry.
It's not perfect.
I got criticisms of rebirth as well, but dude, I have criticisms of bloodborne, like, dog.
one of the biggest criticisms out of curiosity, um,
in FF7 remake, it was a few areas specifically,
and also like some combat criticisms,
aerial combat was really bad, really rough,
um, in FF7 rebirth,
it's that exploration is pretty fun on a first playthrough,
What, it really starts to like the check listing of the game is really at a detriment of exploring.
So that's rough. There's some of the choke of both stuff kind of sucks, not as good as it could be.
And yeah, some of the mini games aren't great either.
The issue those issues represent such a small percentage of the overall experience though such a small percentage and there's other minor nitpicks
the
Yeah, dude. I cannot believe they didn't know sewers. There's no sewers
How much you visited sewers in part one?
Dude you visit no sewers in part two. That was crazy. We had a bet that there was gonna be no sewers and there was none was wild
I think I also wanted seven rebirth to divulge into the wackiness a bit more of like the crazy story shit was Zach and stuff like that
But they only really did it at the beginning in the end for the most part was some very small things in between
Yeah
Yeah, that's about it.
Chocobo camera angle these are all nitpicks these are all nitpicks
But if I was to talk about what are the things that were way better and re-birth than part one,
all of the gameplay, like every single aspect of the gameplay was significantly improved.
And then, many of the mini games are also way better and more fun.
Yeah, a lot of people really like the Dynes scene.
I wasn't a huge fan of it.
Not a huge fan, but it's one small portion of the game.
I don't think it was necessarily bad.
I just think that it didn't have the,
it did not have the,
the vacuous emotional depth of the first game.
The first game was really dark.
Like the dying scene specifically was really like,
it was one note.
And the fact that it was so little
is what made me almost feel more things in my head.
It was grim.
And the guy just wants to kill himself.
Like that's it.
That's what was really boiling down to.
He just wants to kill himself, dude.
Yeah, and I think that's mostly it.
I think there is also a side of the game
where they could not have a character depicting a suicide,
which is an unfortunate reality of the situation
that having that depiction in a modern game
could actually tip some things off,
could make it emrating.
It's very true.
So yeah, was it like bad?
No, I don't think the Dines seems necessarily bad.
It's just everyone remembers the Dines scene being like really sad,
like really God damn sad.
They also take out...
There's another thing that they remove from the OG Dines scene chat,
but he also wants to kill his daughter.
And they don't have that in the new one.
That's why it's so dark.
Or it's like, eeees, and you go back and you read it now, and it's like eeees.
So, you don't remember that?
That's when, that's when Barrett loses it, and that's when he fights him.
So,
yeah, I can understand like why
there's some differences between the two, I can get it.
Anyway, they just went, they just went very high on the melodramatic stuff, you know,
and it's like, oh, the whole game is melodramatic. No, dude, the Tifa scene, rather like,
when Tifa has to visit the livestream and shit, they could have made that super melodramatic.
But they made it like, come and spooky. Like, I, I do not buy with
people criticizing that FF7 like re-birth doesn't feel like original FF7, like in its totality,
I don't vibe with you because of this. This scene, we're doing it again, I'm still doing it.
Um,
Tifa visited my live stream?
This scene is crazy.
So good.
The scene is so in touch of like the weird live stream vibes you get from the OGFF7,
like the weird howling shit
This shit is super F-S-7 bro.
Wow.
Everything about this is just giving us like a sneak peek of submarine shit.
Everything about this is very much into an old OGFS oven.
The tone of the life stream, you know?
What was first?
I didn't.
Where? Where? Where?
A light stream.
Do this shit is crazy.
Oh my god, keep us having her cloud moment.
What the fuck?
This shit wasn't safe.
I agree not to leave it.
This is FF7's fuck.
Oh, please, I need you.
This is so crazy.
As this happened in Medell and the OG, it does to make completely different character.
Promise, you'll come and see.
Huh?
That's what heroes do.
They're crazy.
Please.
Just one.
I don't know.
What is this?
Goddamn music, dude.
It looks so cool.
When it's thought of this moment, when he wakes up.
But why I'm coming with you, Jesus?
We did!
Not painful? Here we go!
Go, come on in.
Thank you, Bob.
Hey, what? Thank you.
Come on?
Come on! Let's go!
Come on, is this, can I die of you?
I feel like I want a fucking theme park right now.
What I like about this sequence is that it also, like, it is whisper shit. Don't get me wrong,
which is hard to swallow. But it does set up the idea that the planet is at war. Like, on
the surface, there's this thing going on. There's a war that's about to start, but internally
like the planet is waging a massive, like, world war against Sephiroth.
Like the Sephiroth is trying his goddamn hardest to exist in shit.
So, internally there's way more conflict than the original game going on.
It's the only time you ever see stuff for off-structural.
Outside of the ending with the earthfight, right?
Right, where I am, we're glad an earth-are fighting stuff for off.
It's the only of it time you see the character actually struggle putting an effort.
the
that
that's a cool
that is a cool theory
Like good whispers, with some hindsight, it might make sense that the white whispers are
air-th.
Yeah.
And not specifically, air-th is a whole, all the different air-ths that have died.
That's a cool observation, except for others, like potentially killed their hundreds of
not thousands of times, then all the other worlds and stuff, as she just keeps coming back
and respawning.
Maybe they're all like representative of her, all the different times that she's been
offed by him and all that that's a cool theory because it's it's it is it is revealed that
Sephiroth has killed this check everywhere like actually everywhere and she just keeps repopping
no matter what to just save the planet and she cannot be gotten rid of
of
stay still
is a little out there
yeah
not
what is the black whispers of black whispers of just destiny
it's the black the whispers are just white blood cells
that preserve the way things should work like the light stream has an understanding of time
sending of space, it is literally fate.
Like how things are supposed to go.
So that's all the original black whispers represent.
But,
so far off breaks that cycle.
Now he has control of them.
He has control of an entity that can change time.
That can change the shit,
which is why he's even more powerful
than it was in the original game.
He could just do shit.
And he now, they've been to his will.
You need to get up now, chief.
The bitch got into the White House and took over every branch of the government.
You can't die, sir. Too many still depend on you.
Don't die!
Come back to us, chief.
We've got a right to finish.
Oh yeah, let's leave it alerting to it even more.
Let's kill each other.
They switched it around where it's like cloud is an attack air-eth.
He attacks Tiefen now.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, see anything down there.
Hmm...
Coming!
Ah!
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hey, get yourself together!
Let's keep the need to!
Hmm...
That none of this is a marriage one game, just as a heads up none of this is all shit that is a completely new
Come lost it we know
This is the percentage of shit in the game that is the crazy shit the 5% crazy shit
What do you think will happen to these weapons?
Well, they evolve.
And now they want to evolve.
They're like scouts.
You know, like the planet is an ecosystem.
It is a thing that tries to keep itself sustainable in some way.
To keep things going.
It has all these like defenses and shit.
The weapons are defenses.
Pretty much the whales are scouts.
Like they go out and seemingly just check up on shit.
shit.
Like, oh, wow, though this is getting bad, because the final line of defense for the planet
is what?
Giant monsters.
Right.
Huge fucking monsters.
They pretty much travel the livestream looking for anomalies.
It looked on you.
Hey, Steve, stay with us.
It's definitely down there in the live stream.
Oh, dude, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
So crazy.
Monday,
then we have the best scene in the game next to the Bessie in the game next to the air
scene at the end where they finally get to be together, right? That's just incredible
So it's a retooled scene from the OG game where Cloud, like beats up Erath for the Black
material.
But they seemingly switched it around.
Yeah.
Cloud?
They're about Tifa.
You remember how her parents used to tell us that when a person died, their spirit
would cross out Neville?
Yeah.
We all knew it was a story to scare us how to climb in the mountain.
You believed it, though.
I didn't, at least. I had my sister's bed. Sorry, Chad.
But I buried them. I wanted it to be true so badly. I didn't want to think my mom was just gone.
The double.
Plus, Amelia and the others said they'd help me find her, so up the mountain we went.
Some help they were, running off and leaving you out there?
Not that I knew about any of that.
You don't remember?
I hit my head pretty hard when I fell off that cliff.
I think it must with my memory.
Everything from around that time's a blur.
I only knew what the others told me.
Didn't even occur to me to question them.
Well, they told you.
They said that you ached me on.
This line's up.
But now I know.
That's not what happened at all.
When the rest of them ran,
you were there for me.
Plata's no idea.
When I needed you most,
if that's not a hero,
then I don't know what is.
I'm no hero.
What kind of hero falls off a cliff with the person he's trying to save,
and pushes him into a pool of knock-up.
Push this on into a pool of mock-up.
Sometimes, I don't even know why I am.
I forget things everyone else remembers just fine.
And no things I've gotten no right now.
It's like there's different people inside of me.
And the worst part is, I can't even tell where they end and I begin.
Go on.
Soldier sells too great.
I think that's what's happening to me.
That I'm falling apart.
That's not going to happen to you.
Pro, can you even imagine?
The sequences in the next game and the story beats that happen with these voice actors.
With him in her, portraying these characters in this way, Jesus Christ, dude.
Like.
We're going to see the Japanese remember that it's a little pissed that they don't kiss
here.
No.
Sorry.
No, I haven't.
the
rave you're like 40 what the
five
rave you're like 40 brother
So basically, we got some nasty looking black whistness going up against the planet in the life stream
And these whispers are with Sephiroth, right?
Yeah, but least, that's how it looked to me while I was in there.
And any idea who was winning, could you tell?
The planet, the life stream, plus.
Well, of course we are. What did you expect? This is the planet we're talking about.
Y'all know she's going to pour her heart and soul into this fight.
Just close your eyes and listen. Tell me you can't hear that. Her rallying cry.
She knows, et cetera, they ain't going down easy. And that she needs others to step up.
But we're the only ones who can, don't you see?
We need to commit, but our lives will lie to save her.
You in?
Yeah, you bet we are.
Wow, what have I walked in?
You know, there are places better suited to these kinds of conversations.
Like Cosmo Canyon.
The home of planetology,
It's right around the corner, isn't it?
And, do they have material here?
Yeah, because if they do, I am in like holy!
Ah, Jesus, man.
Then I just remembered the Cosmo Canyon bit.
The Lantern Festival at Cosmo Canyon.
It's fucking amazing.
But remind you, you turned 40 on February 1st.
I'm sorry, my colleague.
Thank you, though.
though. I couldn't imagine that being 40, it seems just something that's impossible.
Um, practically a pile of bones, you know, what do you even do at that point? I could
not personally imagine it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, see.
Watch now!
Thank you.
I love you.
Look all the seas are parting types in the cactus man
Look where is this part of this is the one before?
Wow man just look at this fucking place
just look at this fucking place dude holy mother of God
this is yeah this isn't a love letter to have seven fans it's a marriage proposal
that
when you die you return to the front that has literally got to be the dumbest thing I have ever
What's your guy?
What's that?
Why do you think that?
I just do.
I won't even anything else until I see some actual fruit.
By marriage proposal, if FF7 remake and rebirth,
they aren't loved letters to Final Fantasy VII.
And if FF7 fans, they are marriage proposals.
They're just there. They're not little nigga. No, like their full commitment
were stuck together for life type shit.
What do you want to do?
Not nothing, that's for the answer.
At the same time though, I don't know if fighting the answer anymore.
Maybe it's time for some guru-fashing inspection.
Damn, there's sent an option for the vera thread right here.
They make in the air it's seen purposely ambiguous is a love letter FF7 fans
Tell me that when after the third game
Come back after the third game you specifically come back
Tell me all you feel then
When the payoff happens
Come back
Screen shot of that message
When it's over
Can't help but if they suck at listening it's almost like air it's becomes a non-important aspect of most of the OG Final Fantasy 7
when she dies. She kind of comes back a little bit in like,
and you have to revisit the city of the ancients,
but she's pretty much toast, and she's gone, and it's like,
but by. Now she's much more of an intangible part of the story,
to and to, like, she's just more around than ever.
So, it's almost like her dying didn't really mean much yet.
It's almost like her death scene hasn't actually
It's almost like her death scene hasn't really happened yet
I got what you were saying I kind of wanted everyone to get it though to hell with everyone
Great advice thanks
Look at those stars
Some carry a fire of their rivals even this
So, I'm an ancient, as in a steward of the planet, one of those ancients.
In your opinion, Rutherton Boyce changed its the same as the original.
To be more precise, the only ancient.
For the most part, it's been a source of pain.
I've been held against my will, I've been watched, I've been ignored,
even hated, and it's been not way ever since I was little.
My blood's been nothing but a curse.
If I ever started to forget something will remind me of what I was
and bring me crashing back down to earth.
It was always the same time, after time, I'd be shown a glimmer of hope.
Someone just said no, it's not chat.
Actually, let's finish this scene first.
I have it's not stolen.
I have to prove an OGF-7 fan wrong.
I was never going to be normal.
That much was clear.
Could be rage-baiting.
Could be.
This.
So my blood's been a curse, but it's also a good one.
It's brought some wonderful peaks to stop her.
Friends that I love.
And for once, I think I'm okay.
Happy evening.
And all that aim, feels worth it.
the
year
yeah as it has a chat like the
the set that they said at the end of this game
seems like their timelines they're not they don't have like
past future and present like their they're not the more like blips
of like where shit can be in go
Life, there is one thing I can do. Return their kindness.
It's weird life stream shit, yeah. They're not timelines though, like Marvel. It's not like that.
Think a lot of their way to really make it seem different too.
They never say timelines in this game, they never use that word.
So, here's an interesting thing that is proposed in like other texts that Nogima wrote about
Erath and stuff.
Her entire purpose when she's in the livestream at the end of the game is to help people
like pass on like that's her whole thing is that she just wants to assist people to
to return to the planet and people are like against it because of animosity or, you know,
all that kind of shit. Like the point of her character is to guide people to, she's like,
she's literally UNI. Yeah, you could really, good point of good example. She's literally UNI from
FF10. So this scene is very funny. And also the scene that's in FF7 remake is very funny.
When you're at the train graveyard, when you realize what
aireth is doing at the train graveyard, which is allowing those kids that are dead
in the grave graveyard to finally pass on.
And it's like, oh, I didn't pick up on that shit at all.
Interesting. And then if you watch this scene.
There, it is time!
Are you sure?
Please, daddy.
Huh?
C'mon, Dad!
There's a lot of work going on.
I
just
didn't happen here
it's in a different scene
it's where she does the same shit where she like
assists spirits to passing on better like stuck
it wasn't in the scene if I was I think it kind of other happens a bit later
or it's in the geese sequence
doesn't explain that she's doing that. It's it's implied and it's like, oh, she's literally
assisting people. I think it might have been in the temple as well. She's literally assisting
people to to pass on to the live stream. Like she's doing it. Jesus, man.
What's up?
Um, last thing.
Last thing.
Hello, I'm to meet an old cup of evidence.
I mean, hey, the, also,
Nesagos of those who are prepping
set-by in,
Rye,
on the real
the Cosmo Canyon theme music,
which is hilarious.
I remember listening to that song in fast car,
crossing the desert of an old-by-market
jumping out in the comments if I'd like to be
watching this.
We get into Cosmo Canyon,
and right off the bat,
we get a little something worth pointing out.
Read their teen says of Cosmo Canyon.
Here is where I was.
I mean this is my hometown.
That's an odd line.
Let's look at the Japanese.
Koko ga hoki no ga koko ga hoki no koko ga hoki no hoki no hushunu hudus
hudus hudus hudu hulu.
This has a comic book bonker ball,
a level of wacky Japanese.
He is saying this is where I...
Oh, I mean this is my hometown.
Which in English, on paper,
It doesn't look that much different, except for the sudden.
The important point of the Japanese here is the pronoun usage.
Japanese offers a wide range of first-person pronouns for every speaker.
This is a neat concept.
If you ask me, it's pretty weird that you don't see more languages doing this.
I'm warning you, nobody better comment that English offers substitutions like yours truly.
I see you about to comment that, stop it.
Come on, get out of here with your yours true peace signed me Japanese has Watashi for
Standard usage
Watashi for girly girls
Boku for boys
Ode for manly men
Ode in Katakana for manly men who are proud of their borderline illiteracy
Ode summa for cartoonishly manly men whose manliness is the product of the specific type of criminal trashiness
Oshi for guys who clean up horse manure and comic books about samurai
what a body for a group, what it for divine or angelic beings
in translated Christian scripture or demons in personic games.
Waga hype for an overtly pompous person, but there are a lot more.
The most important one for the purposes of this discussion is Oida
for a cute little happy tiny chubby baby boy child.
The kind you'd praise as being such a big boy because he fed his macaroni and
cheese to himself because he finished a whole basket of chicken tenders in his crib
With his own two hands, it is this childish pronoun that Red 13 uses on accident for the first
eye in his introduction of his hometown, Red 13 then stops himself and restarts the sentence with
Watashi, the general usage first person pronoun, which he's been using in every conversation
with all the party members so far in the game. Red 13 is hiding a secret that at heart,
he is actually just a tiny child, and he's using the occasion of having made new friends.
us, the Final Fantasy VII Buddy Brigade, to reinvent himself as more grown-up than he really is.
That's cute. I mean, I mean, I've never done anything like that before.
Red 13 gives us a little bit of history on the canyon and his parents.
My tribe were protectors of those who appreciate this beautiful canyon and the planet.
Oh man, leave this lonely. Let's just look at this line for a second. In silence.
Okay, let's move on, my brave mother fought and died here, though my cowardly father left her.
I am the last of my race, Cloud and Solace makes an request to cowardly father, and now Final Fantasy
7 presents us with what is easily one of the top 100 text boxes in video game history.
Yes, my father was a wastrel.
Wow, wow, what a word!
I needed to find out what this was in Japanese.
Dogma is so much easier since she did the horror.
She's a friend of Gano Chichu, a Nigida Shichizuku,
Ota Shidoki, Nondishimatta.
Punuken Chichu.
Ah, Chichu and Misageta, Punuken Yaro,
In Japanese, Red 13 years is the word Punuken
to describe his father's actions.
Cloud clarifies by repeating Punuken.
And Red 13 elaborates.
Yes.
Father was misoggy to Phunukian.
Misoggy to is the verb look, combined with the verb lower.
It sort of means look down on as it passed
to the verb juxtaposed with a noun.
It feels like the adjective despised or despicable.
Yes, my father was a despicable Phunukian.
If you don't know what Yaro means,
you might not have watched every episode
of this entire series today.
Please go back and hey, I promise that you might have a good time.
who just means fool or coward. So Red 13 is saying my darn father was a despicable coward.
We could say that Phunoke is sort of an old manny way to say coward. This makes a lot of sense
given that Red 13's mentor is the 130 year old man we're going to meet in a minute.
So the tramp? And I've seen the people say the same thing. But what about Red 13? He talks in
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. I'm sorry, FF7 adventurer. I'm like yes, he talks at the end of
of adventure, and it's crazy, deep voice.
And that crazy, deep voice is in front of a whole bunch
of people that he doesn't know, and a whole bunch of children,
and a whole bunch of people that aren't the ones
that he's familiar and comfortable with,
which is the whole point of his character
is that he's hiding the fact that he's a tiny child.
He's like a teenager, then he hates that.
He wants to be seen as someone that is respectable
and aged and wise.
So he puts on a persona.
He's literally fucking cloud, I mean, it's not fucking cloud,
but he's like, he is cloud.
That's the interesting thing about Red 13.
He is synchronous to cloud in their personas
and how they're delivering what they are to people.
Like, so anyway, huh?
That's a big part of FF7 story
is like the face you put on around others.
Like, it's a huge aspect that is lost a little bit
in the translation of this one.
The OGFF7 has a little bit of that here and there,
but it's a lot of the nuance of it is lost
in translation, unfortunately,
because they didn't have much time.
But yeah, like, there's a big part of it.
So the concept that I always knew that about Red 13
because Momentsen brought the whole game,
yeah, like immediately Boogan Hagen is like,
oh no, he's a kid and he's like, no,
he's like 40 years old, but he's a kid.
And he's going to be literally a really long time.
And I'm like, oh, so he's faking it.
Oh, that's interesting.
Instead of the Japanese, they straight up tell you,
he's voice is a disguise.
Like everything about his wiser-ageid aspect is not,
is that who he actually is.
So it's also why Red puts the persona back on
every once in a while, even in rebirth,
where you like adds the voice back to stuff, you know,
because he's at times recognizes that he wants to be seen
as being this wise and age-old thing.
I like it too, I'll be honest.
I actually like it too.
Insulator grabbed his the source and dug up a hogbomb.
Yes, if you think about it,
every character about seven is hiding,
obscuring their true self, 100%
that is the whole point of the story.
Like the entire point of the story
that every character has some deep trauma that they're dealing with and they have to hide
that, or they are too afraid of letting themselves be vulnerable because it will hurt them
more, right? Every character is that, like, even Yuffy is going through, Yuffy's actually going
through it more because they added so none to the game. And he was in the original one,
Yuffy was just embarrassed that her culture was getting effectively white-washed by Shinra.
And she has to put on this like ninja persona so that she can be respected.
But she also hates the fact that she's a, she's young, you know?
She also doesn't like that.
The resolution in FF7, the OG is everyone at coming to acceptance.
Like everyone needs to have their, their kind of like spiritual reckoning where they can
accept themselves and accept that people want you, people want like who you are and not
the persona that you've made. The persona is an interesting you are interesting.
Sid, dude, Sid isn't nearly as much of a hard ass after he realizes what Shara actually did.
Sid is also acting and putting on this persona because he lost his dream. And then once
he realizes what Shara did for him, he changes. He completely changes by the end of the game.
He's way nicer after all those events to share a saved his ass like
that it everybody's lining up with this shit dude it's just that in this in the remate games they are changing all of it
they're just I'm sorry they are they're amplifying all of it not changing all of it
yet Sid has a Sid has character growth they do
So, dude, the remake games get that shit, like they deeply understand that stuff, and they're
leaning into it even more.
How do they lean into it even more?
Bro, they make Shinra do the same shit.
Like what is the depiction of Shinra?
Is Shinra just like the most straightforward bad guys?
Are they just straightforward bad guys all over the place in FF7 remakesh.
Like that?
No.
They're not.
they they introduce this aspect that good people can work here like there are people just trying to get
buy and they are they all bad it's like I don't know they they propose that option that like not
everything is is is just black and white. So there's folks on the inside that are a part of this
stuff that are they necessarily you know are is is there a persona just bad guy are they all just bad
Like, no, that again, that aspect of FF7 is being once again amplified through the new
expanded story, like the new way that they're telling the shit, they're just leaning
into all the parts of the things that the old game did so much.
The only characters that are straight shot and pieces of shit are the Shinra bad guys.
They're straight shot pieces of shit.
Even Sephiroth they're doing with it now, dude.
He is set for off technically has an entire different agenda.
Scarlet's a piece of shit, how does a piece of shit, you know?
Yeah.
Anyway, I think that's mad interesting.
I think it's the things that may know GFFF7's so good.
That most people don't pick up on.
There's Wheeler of a synonym.
Wastrow.
Wow.
Where is that word even from, whoa, 1580?
That was the translator.
A time traveler by the way.
I realize it's pronounced waste.
I am honored bound however to pronounce it.
Wastro because in 1997 I did not know the proper pronunciation.
I Google did yesterday.
We now explore the ten.
Yeah.
Anyway, it doesn't do it a bit.
Like read 13 slips into his not persona that he wants to be known as several times.
It's even in the OG translation, you kind of can pick up on that.
I don't think I'd necessarily picked up on my, on my playthroughs back in the day that his voice potentially changed in a game with no voice acting, but still there aren't with knowing that you can go back and be like, oh, it's definitely hinted.
It's definitely, it's definitely hinted.
If you go back and you check it out now
and you actually like pay attention to what
every line is saying, I need to go to bed.
Cause I could talk this shit forever.
I can talk about this shit forever.
I love that chat.
I love like making like letting people know
that like things have always been this way
and it's just that you don't,
we weren't looking at it.
like, you're looking at it with different eyes.
We were other younger or had less perspective.
And as time goes on and you gain more life experience
and perspective, shit is different.
Like, go back and watch 90s cartoons, bro.
It'll blow your fucking mind.
What they were trying to get away with on nicktunes
and stuff like that.
And it's like, yeah, there's a reason why
some of that stuff hits so well is because they were writing
and for themselves and not just little baby kids.
Like, there was also a little bit of themselves
all over the place in there.
So, you know, it's pretty funny.
Having the insight, change a shit.
And a maniacs jokes are something else to do.
Fingerprints.
Anyway, Gargoyles hits different.
I haven't watched Gargoyles in a long time.
So, I'm curious.
Gargoryl's felt very deep to me even as like a young kid as like an 11-year-old.
So I wonder, I wonder if Gargoryl's actually gets deeper or if it was about that surface level.
Deep to an 11-year-old?
Mm-hmm.
I wonder.
I'm kind of curious. I should go back and watch it because I love that shit.
Dude, Gargoryl's one of my favorite shows as a kid.
Loved it.
I think a lot of the nuance of old X-Men, X-Men TV show was probably
lost on me, you know, especially how heavy-handed and historical, it's referenced. I think
a lot of that was lost on me. I was just into X-Men because of cool shit, you know?
But why have they stood the test of time of their importance? Because the themes of what
X-Men characters go through are extremely relevant even today, especially today. Like,
very much so. They're timeless. And it's like, oh, that's why they're not just superheroes,
dude, they aren't just superheroes.
Like this is why they're so good.
And that's why X man 97 was so good because with like a perspective and a pair of eyes that has a lot more life experience.
It's like holy shit.
This is go to his fuck.
God damn dude, these magnitos speeches are hitting.
Oh my god dude, this shit's amazing.
I think this shit is amazing.
Anyway, thanks, chat.
Thanks for being on the other end of this.
The still near 10,000 of you that are here.
9,500 ish.
Appreciate y'all.
Thank you for being here.
I didn't expect this to be the most chatty stream in the world.
I really got to play some FF7 shit.
I'm sorry, I got a damn.
I really got to play some tech and fatal fury, some fighting game shit.
And I'll be right in slip, dude.
Anyway, the other FF, fatal fury.
We ask, Agent, thank you, Dr. Nemesis.
My colleague, thanks for the 20 men.
Dr. Asher gets Limey Mario Manic, Mario Maniac.
Engine 19 East, BMR, Dragohund, the Great Zombie,
Payansum, and Eatserin, thanks for the 50 bucks again, man.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, you guys enjoy the FF7 talks.
I enjoy having them.
Enjoy having them.
I don't mean for them to go this long.
That was the fastest goddamn eight hour and 25 minutes
stream of my life dude.
It's crazy.
We're in the year of Final Fantasy VII, okay?
We're never gonna get this again.
We're gonna get this again.
This is our last year of us being able to have a future
on the horizon.
It's a big new FF7 thing to look forward to.
Got it.
You got to embrace these moments, brother.
They're gonna be fleeting.
We're gonna be looking back at these moments.
I'm gonna be watching a stream.
I'm gonna be watching the stream with my head over here.
And my other head over here,
I'm gonna stick my new head like over here.
I'm gonna be like damn, look at this shit.
Damn, that's crazy.
And they remake the remake again.
I'm gonna put my new head over here.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Anyway, have a good one, dudes.
I'll see you next time.
Bye-bye.
You can't you go searching for a star
He feels like a dream
A passion for you
You can't really stop
You can't really fall
You can't fall
You can't get your soul
You can't get your soul
You can't get your soul
Get him, get him!
Go!
Get shot!
Go, go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!