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YOVIDEOGAMES IT'S KENNY'S BIRTHDAY - PowerStone, MK, Urban Reign & more!
02-16-2026 · 7h 13m
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Welcome back to the stage of history.
We all need to shine, to see
Battle for, we come on on journey
And fight
Get there to go
Searching for my star
Deep in the night
Bringing up all my expectations
Showing me what love
Showing me what better
Step on the ladder
I'm gonna get you, and your soul
To carry on
I'm gonna get you, and your soul
To carry on
Deep in the valley
To carry on
To carry on
To carry on
I'm
two years.
Two years.
Two years.
Two years.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, guys.
Happy birthday.
Dragon will happen and we'll celebrate. We'll get candles.
We'll get candles.
Happy birthday.
All combinations are going to Kenny tonight, guys.
Thank you.
Yeah, I still want to do the D&D stream.
It's got to be good.
Well, we have to set it up with these.
We have a fifth person.
His schedule has to work with your schedule and vice versa.
We need a DM.
But yeah, a DM, he does, he still has the story.
He still has the one shot for us.
So he's still willing?
Well, yeah, he's still willing.
Yeah, he's willing.
Well, Life Fires has had a one shot custom made for us
for like years.
Really?
Yeah, like for us.
But you need an executor, like somebody to execute it,
right?
Yeah.
He'd do it, but he works for Raven or something.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Anyway, as usual, we're going to be playing
Kenny games.
Yeah.
What do you want to play?
Well, all my games are four player games.
So Steve's not here.
So I'll start off with a run of classic MK run.
We're doing a run of burn out.
Kenny loves burn out so much.
You're doing burn out.
Kenny loves burn out so much.
After Kenny.
I got burn out paradise with all the DLC on Xbox.
Kenny literally went through the trenches in the Psalms.
No burn out paradise.
Simmons was just editing that video, I see.
So it's fresh in his memory.
I forgot, like, that's right, that happened.
That's right.
Here, I want to say congratulations.
Also, this is a good example.
Why are you all mumbling so tall?
Yeah, like, stand up, stand up.
We smash our heads.
Yeah, see, Chad, this is.
We smash our heads on walls.
This is the height difference.
People always recognize this over in the CSU,
like, you know, at a venue or whatever, and it's like,
yeah, I know, this Steve is as tall as Simmons.
Yeah.
That's where it goes.
More.
That road looks like me and Kenny like we're freaks.
Look at these freaks.
Come on, freak!
What are you guys, are you guys six something?
It's six three.
We're just six three to six.
We're just like both six three and a half.
Six three?
Yeah.
There it is, I still have it on here.
It's like six seven.
Show us.
Update the system software.
Jesus PlayStation.
This is my birthday.
God damn.
It's my birthday.
21, a one!
64 kill, thank you for that's what it is.
Thank you man.
Yeah, it does.
Here's my birthday. Here's my birthday. Here's Kenny.
So what did you guys steal about Kenny?
A rain of terror? Wow.
Somebody met me on a rain of terror as well.
Shut up. It's happy birthday.
Yeah. Did you see the state of play?
Yes.
How happy are you about God War?
Oh, made it happy.
Now the most important question,
do you think it'll play like that a boy?
That's what I'm trying to think.
I think it will.
Yeah?
I legit think it will.
It will be more data boy, but it'll be a little more panned out.
Oh, yeah.
No, it will be one-to-one.
They're not going to do the right on his shoulder, like right on his trap, trapezoid.
And you know how like they have the no-cut rule in God of War and Ragnarok?
Like where they never technically cuts and always pans or whatever?
I think they'll do that.
Well, I think they're not going to I think they're gonna they're gonna pull it out a little bit
And I'll pull it out like like some of your father's I say what I think it does abolish. Oh, that's good. I thought it just said fuck
I don't know that's why I didn't buy the F version about the abolish
Yeah, yeah, well they're gonna pull it out like some of your father showed up and
They'll they'll have normal cuts. Yeah, I think maybe I think unless they keep the panning camera for
Very specific mini games, which will absolutely
Oh, I think the mini games will be there, but you just won't
They're gonna be done in a tasteful
You'll see them the tips of me out the camera will no to the right
I think it's going to be exact.
Okay, so here's the thing.
It's going to be the same.
But, but I was wrong on Wolverine.
Ooh.
I thought Wolverine wouldn't be as bloody as it is.
Yeah.
I'm going to bet money.
It'll still be there.
Oh, it's out of sex scenes.
Well, yeah, because they just say, eh, eh, eh, come on here.
You walk up to the bed, hand her pants,
you see the vase, you press it,
you teach, she says, you know what I'm saying,
er, er, whatever.
And then it'll come back and boom, life works.
Like it's gonna be the same. I'm not gonna do nothing. I think it is gonna be like a new type of game
Cuz they said it's very early like if it was like if it was they were just kind of like
Did they order a master of those? Yeah, like if it was gonna be like kind of remastered or like, you know
Like you want the to my opinion if you want the old God of Wars they exist and they're on like somewhat modern hardware
Yeah, well, I was asking about that Mike. There's no decent way to play them right now
Yeah, true because four and five God of War three came out on ps4 three and it's three alone
Yeah, and then they didn't remaster for three. Yes, they're ps3 games. Yeah, there's no
Decent way of playing them on four and five. They get a little bit of a
Well, maybe then if they were really like locked away to old hardware. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll be like I have no idea
Where this this this brain rock comes like they can't do that. They won't do them like why the sex things
Yeah, like they're not even scenes again
Like you don't see anything you walk up to a bed the camera pans, you know, and then the base shakes
It's like this isn't anything that doesn't exist in video gaming already
Oh Baldur's gate exists Baldur's gate exists fuck a bear you watch the penetration. I'm gonna have to do a bear
They zoom in on the penetration and the Baldur's I never played it. I'm assuming yeah, yeah
Like I don't know like people people are like freaking out. It's really good. Kind of like no, it's not
It's not. That's not even a pie. They know it has to be there. They know everyone's expecting
it. They go, you have to get rid of it. It'll certainly cause a hubbub. It already is. It
already is because everyone has this weird mentality. They think they know where things
are going. I was like, guys, it's going to be 1, 2, and 3. When they do the first
demonstration or whatever, they'll lose what's being in there. Guys, it's not going
It's not going anywhere.
Um, a button money on it.
Anything else that I was excited for you, Kenny?
Did you see that game that was like, uh, stellar blade,
but she was like, fully clothed?
Like, it was like, she was like, had the raiden hat.
It looked like stellar blade.
That was Kenna, too!
No, not Kenna.
There was another one that looked like stellar blade
and had cool combat, but the, but the, the protagonist
was wearing like, a lot of clothes.
Oh, the game for, that's a Pokemon game.
Yes.
That is literally a Pokemon game.
Now that game is going to be like Stellar Blade have the combat.
I think Steve's not going to like it.
Why is Steve catching a straight as he's not here?
He's not here?
Why would Steve even play Beast of Reincarnation?
No, because like, you know what the thing is, like Stellar Blade, like he, because look,
he's not going to...
I'm going to break down exactly the process that got Steve to loving Stellar Blade.
I'm going to break down exactly the thing.
What happened was...
He heard of a game that had all this controversy, right?
So what is Steve's natural inclination when he hears things are either bad or are controversial
to check it out?
He goes and sees the shittiest movies, dude.
Like, he tells us about it.
Like, why did you go see that?
Like, I know it's awful.
He's like, I wanted to know.
I wanted to know.
I want to come out.
And yeah, it was bad.
I'm like, yeah, of course it is.
So I'm not saying Celebate was bad.
I'm saying that there was a lot of like talking shit around it.
So he jumped into it.
That was his inclination to try after the Xenonite we had and he's like, oh, actually
you would probably love Soul Slikes.
You would probably really like this shit.
But you know, what it did, it opened the door for him.
But I don't think it was the tits Kenny.
I don't think it was specifically the tits.
He's not going to play that game that's just like it, but with a character that's
that, I guarantee it.
I don't think they hurt.
No, it doesn't hurt.
They didn't hurt.
They didn't hurt.
Oh, you mean for the sake of Steve?
Yeah.
The way he calls me out on the road.
The way he calls me out on the road.
He's addicted, though, because of the Laura thing.
I'm going to call him out on that game,
because I guarantee he's not going to play that other game.
Yeah.
Visa reincarnation?
Yeah.
No, why would he?
Because.
Why would he?
He won't play it.
There has to be a controversy for him to play it.
Exactly.
That's right.
He only played it because people were.
Of controversy?
Well, people there was talk about it.
So he had to go look at it.
That's what Steve works.
He's an investigator.
Yeah.
So he doesn't.
And what is the hardest thing for folks
like Steve to get into something where you want
and then to get in something, just them to investigate.
You know, to naturally investigate.
His curiosity was piqued, dude.
You're not gonna get Steve curious about anything.
Like, we all know this.
We're not gonna be able to introduce Steve to anyone.
But the problem is like, oh, this is a beloved game.
He doesn't care.
Everyone likes it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If there's a place and everyone said,
oh man, the food tastes like shit.
Why?
The food tastes like shit.
I walk by the restaurant, it smells like shit.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna take their word for it.
So he's like, I don't know, man, I'm gonna try it.
Oh yeah, that's shit.
I'm like, I didn't need, I couldn't just,
I couldn't just-
Steve, I've seen enough.
Really enjoyed it was hyping up High Guard.
Yeah.
And he got into it because of the investigation, right?
Like, investing-
Because there was controversy around High Guard.
Yes, so he got him to play it.
So he got him to play it.
100% dude.
He killed it.
100%
It's just shit.
you make a game just like have a controversial. Yes, it's just a little
controversial of people are saying that it's really bad. You know what? I'm
shocked that Steve didn't play the Nine's Eye. Oh, he probably doesn't even know it
exists. You know what? I'm gonna make a game called Two Guys Kissing and that's
all they do is kiss. It's gonna be controversial and everyone's gonna hate it
and Steve's gonna play it because it's so controversial. See, it's not quite...
And it's a game where just two guys just kiss and you like hit X to kiss or square.
It's kind of contrarian but it's more like if everyone loves a game, he doesn't hate a game.
He really loves it, but like if there's like, if there's a
response like there, yes, he has to know why.
He has to know why. Yeah. And that's what I mean.
Like, you know, this is the way he operates.
Like it's always the craziest one was to me that I still don't
understand how the fuck did Steve get into Rumbleverse?
Because that first night that we were playing together, like,
and I was showing him that this game is actually cool.
He did nothing but feel like this looks like trash, man.
Yeah, he was, he was hate on the game hard.
Like, and we were trying to get him in the Naracca.
or like maybe not this far, but I just don't think he likes like the Chinese mythology games like necessarily like
Well, Naraka's really fun when you're not getting slipped
Honestly, it really is like what chat? What was it that did it like how did Steve get into fucking rumble versable things because it's
I mean because the art style was crap. Who's the paycheck?
Everyone was bitching about this this controversial art. So why are they going?
Oh, why why is everyone upset about this game?
Ah, oh, let me go check it out and it's like watching why'd you do that for everything just honestly like
The difference between those for me is more like why do I not get everything those countries?
I don't care about everything actually. That's the weird thing is like I don't very yeah, he doesn't play souls game
So why do you care if there's a controversy? It's it's that's the that is the confusion
That's the part that's my mind other branches or I'm just going you don't care about this genre
Why do you care like why are you investigating that's other brain shit?
But I
Do think that if there's one thing that is now true after what happened this week without a finality to the story
It's great talking about see without it
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
I would love to know this.
I'm not sure why.
Because again, it's not that like,
oh, I understand why Steve is curious.
That's a good thing.
Why is he curious about things he has no prior interest in?
That's what gets me.
I'm like, what does this come from?
It's the curse.
Steve is naturally
attracted to things.
You know what it is? It's like conspiracy theories.
I think so people like want to believe conspiracy theories because they want to be the people that
Know things that nobody else feel like I know I'm connected. Oh, I'm connected
Yeah, I know the earth is flat and you all are dumb because
Round I have real information. I have the real information conspiracy. Oh, man. Yeah
Telling you no dummies think the world if the world is round. How come I'm not falling down right now
I'll come I'm not leaning like this. I will say I'm a little I'm a little bummed out because of like the future
Is not looking the best, but I'm hopeful wake up. She did those two new characters and to X-Gail
Look fucking awesome. Oh my god the ninja chick and the gunblade girl. I'm like, oh my god, and I think
Really popular a call these the goons really popular a call is the goon Bay absolutely really yeah, yeah
She looks like I looked up a colleague. Yeah with K-Daw like the K-pop show. Oh my god
She is literally a K-pop. Yes. Yeah, she literally is that before even the movie existed unlike there at the start
I mean they wouldn't have known because they
Developed the game in our canes sure sure not knowing that K-pop was about to become the biggest
But the thing is the KDA stuff and in that game is blown up people went nuts
Yeah, the KDA skins have existed for a year.
And that's what I mean is that the game 2xK leaned arcane and didn't lean, like, fascinates to KDA shit.
Oh. And I think that...
There's no way to predict that that would have been good, because the arcane when this game was in development was the biggest problem.
Even if Akali was there from the beginning, like, swap places with someone, it's not solving the overlying, underlying problem.
It's not solving the biggest problem.
problem. Dude, somebody had a conversational piece on Twitter that's kind of blowing up
that fighting games are bad products in general, and I'm like, yeah, I agree with you. I went
and I found a video of mine that went back to me saying like Max doesn't like fighting
game accessibility, which is like, which was like a hot take, but it was also me specifically
saying I don't like it when fighting games specifically make their gameplay accessible
to build a new audience. I don't think that works. I don't think that actually expands.
You're talking about just dumbing it down again. Yes, but by just taking things away.
Simplifying by myself.
We saw that. We saw that in the trash. Yeah, keep it. We can talk. We can talk away for Steve
and then I can play this. Like, I had an old video that pretty much-
My God, these Barbies are all crazy.
I was like, okay, do I still feel this way? So I looked at my old video and yeah,
I echoed the exact same way that I feel nowadays because the conclusion of the video is,
is you know how you get people into your game?
You make, you put things in the game to play.
You make it a good game.
Like it just has to have things that people follow love with
and they get into it and they can play
so that they can eventually go online.
Like going online is the ultimate goal, right?
It's not goal number one.
You know, I'm, what's that guys?
What's that coach's name?
The Bull in the Lakers?
Oh, not Phil Lamar.
No, Phil, Jesus, it's been a long, Phil Jackson.
Triangle strategy, that was this thing right?
Triangle strategy, right?
Okay, triangle strategy, project triangle strategy.
Is that mine?
Triangle strategy for fighting games.
Rost, presentation, roster, content.
You need all three.
You need all three for it to be really successful.
Yeah, you need presentation, roster, content.
How many fighting games were able to find
like a ridiculous amount of success
when they didn't have all three?
Not many, dude.
Not many.
Like really not many.
That's more just like time and place if they did.
Oh yeah, like back in the 90s and shit
when the options were extreme.
Yeah, like when there wasn't,
content wasn't so much a thing back then.
And if you don't take off this filter,
I'm gonna kill you.
Yeah, it looks like we're playing through a screen door.
Yes, it does.
It looks like we're looking at,
I feel like a fly is gonna come across the door.
It's like me watching someone play a game
through his backyard.
That was fucking awesome.
Yes, that's the Ninja Chickas fucking thing.
That was really good.
Steve, you gotta stop liking things.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know what?
After talking to a lot of people,
this is just normal.
Like the whole, oh, the company downsizing,
it lost like over 60, was it?
I'm gonna tell you right now, Steve.
Thank you.
That game's being sunset.
It's being sunset?
Yeah.
Like after a year, man,
if there's not a rapid turnaround,
that thing's done setting.
It's assumed that based on the way the industry works
that they are getting a lot of the stuff
that they've been working on ready to be released
so that they can recoup money, right?
The hope is that that does work
and they get to make more shit.
But that's a presumptual hopeful, like we have to get,
they're probably gonna give them like six to eight months,
maybe 12 to like come up and somebody's like,
I don't think you can see the people that were laid off
or like lead the game play designer.
Oh yeah, those kind of, like,
Are you kidding me I'm not gonna say it's completely hopeless all that is it's pretty hopeless, but
You're gonna have to start buying those $40 skins if you really want this to turn around
And that's the other issue of the game is that like all of a lot of the skin buy-in was very unaffordable
Like across the board. They don't know they're out. They don't they don't know
Shit, dude. All right. We are naturally poverty. That's where we came from
property FGC
But isn't it normal to lay out 50% of your staff?
No, three weeks after the game came out.
None of it's good news.
But then keeping 80 people on board is like, that's a lot.
But it was also really surprising that there was like 160 people.
Yeah, that was awesome.
That's probably like more people
that were working on Street Fighter 6.
Right.
So it's funny that, OK, this downsides
and make it normal that that should be like a basic thing.
Yeah.
What a game.
How many characters are in that game at launch?
Yeah.
And it took 10 years.
Yeah, there was all this.
There's problems there.
Just, I mean, but even then,
with that many people on staff and friends,
that many characters, what the hell are they doing?
They're like,
Right, isn't that the $100 million question?
You're just figuring out how to make a game.
Here's the thing, here's the thing.
You know what they were doing?
They were just figuring out the game
and Riot's like,
just make the game that you know like you know let's make it like make sure it's good you know like take your time
Here's where I think they probably was screwed up and I don't it's to me it's the same thing I would say for years
it's project management
It's probably above even like if you're sitting there like we're trying to figure out what if your project is
let's make a League of Legends fighters and for
It takes you more than two weeks to go. What kind of fighting game is it? We're gonna figure that out
Oh boy, you're in trouble Steve. I have a genuine question for you
Did any aspect of 2x to make you curious about League of Legends?
And there you go. Yeah, like and they
Never felt holistic it never felt like it felt like 2x KO could have been a game for anything
You're right like it had league characters doing league things
But like the spirit of the game like what what it's trying to pitch to you
Does it expand the League Lord to get you interested in other riot bullshit? No, right?
it doesn't it exists as like a fighting game for fighters or letters it's it's
yeah and I feel that way for League of Legends fans like they don't resonate with
it they have their characters in a happy body but what makes you resonate with the
game outside of League of Legends. Well Arcane was sort of similar where Arcane was like based on a
League thing but like kind of greatly expanded the character stories and shit
and storytelling where it's like whoa like this is this is this is crazy
Like league is like this like even I thought that arcane made me think about league of legends
Yeah, I was like damn is this like big lunch people like no
It's not like oh, but I asked that question because arcane paint my curiosity. It was like well. This is so good
This is crazy. You know yeah, I
Think that's the reason why they want to scale because they want to be sure a
to integrate the friendship between that it's its own thing even though it has lead characters
and they want it to be its own thing.
I have no idea why you would even think you would do that.
Thank you.
If you're going to use the characters.
You should at least like go for it or don't, but anyways yeah I think, oh we're trying
to figure out what kind of game it is.
Why?
Like you should have a clear vision, the team making the game should know exactly
what kind of fighting game they want to make when they're sent to, sorry but
It's been enough years.
We can talk about this.
How long did KI, 2013 go from nothing to getting out on release?
2013?
Double Felix KI.
How long did it take them to figure out what kind of game
they wanted to make and get it out?
Chat, here's the crazy part.
If we don't want to talk about prototypes,
like really early gray-scale prototypes
that were sent to Microsoft, jeez.
Somebody can even tell me if Thrill House is in the chat.
I think K.I. 2013 took 11 months from beginning of development
to actual release with six, seven characters.
I can't remember.
Six.
Six characters.
And they were like, finally in full horror, quickly after.
I think it was 11 months.
Yeah.
Did you just say the same thing?
I didn't.
Sorry.
It's just fucking this very natural one.
Come on.
I didn't mean to.
I think you know it's fucking crazier.
What? Here's what's even crazier.
TJ Combo game gets put over to Iron Galaxy.
Yeah.
TJ Combo goes, you get a dev that has not never used
this shit before.
Yeah.
To creating TJ Combo as a fully functioning
playing character within two and a half months.
He's act like E3.
It was fucking nuts.
Like I was there on the ground.
It's not like, well, I'm not saying this is how
it should be done, but you know how they were able
do that so quickly they had a vision and they stuck to it yes we don't know
what the hell happened there but whatever there wasn't a clear vision or
there or there even if there was someone got in the way this is the getting
that clear vision to a game because it took way too fucking long for this is
now this is the harsh reality that video games don't make themselves there
they're made by people they're made by teams yes as long as like everyone is
on board and committed with this stuff then yeah things can get you can
get results like that can happen but shit happens like world events happen things happen that change
like development in situations they're made by people yeah so like it's sort of a harsh reminder
of okay so it took long to make the game wasn't it made before like pre-covid uh that's when there was
a 1v1 yeah there are so there was some prototyping right so they even at that point they didn't
really know what they wanted to do no not really right which i think is kind of where it kind
kind of almost fucked up from the beginning because people have kind of
traced it back to about you know rising thunder, cells off in 2015 they
probably start working in 2016. COVID is four years later from them starting the
project. Four years! So during that four years they probably just wow! What the
project on the back? It's one of those weird things.
And again, there's no answer to this, like, when was this?
It was during the Car Bowl.
I wonder if the 160 amount of people
were there at the start of this role.
No, yes, they literally had people who were like, yeah,
I was here.
I've been at the company for 10 years.
Well, some of them have been there for 10 years.
They got laid off.
But did it start as off 160?
No.
They expanded over.
No, of course.
Yeah, there are people who were there
from the beginning who were let go.
Okay, look, here's what happened.
Right has a shit ton of money.
They make games that make billions.
And they're like, you know what?
You know, it's 160 people.
Take your time.
We want, we've been a 10-year-old thing.
It's better to make, and we have the money to foot it.
Okay?
You know what?
If you think that maybe this is better as a tag fighter,
maybe we can make it a tag fighter,
because this is the way that people play this.
You know, this is what our developers are feeling.
There could have been a thing at App with the Development
where it's like, do we even like this game?
Yeah, it might not have given me something to...
If we don't like playing this, then people are going to like playing this.
Exactly. That shit happens.
Another, and to comment what Kenny is saying,
the riot that owns and operates and would run a future of 2XKO
is severely different than the riot that approved and began Project L.
Like, different CEOs.
Yes.
Like, the entire point of the company is way different.
I don't think I want to say any names here, but like...
Before the game was even announced, you know, I had talked to someone, you know, I talked to someone there, and there was expectations from the hikers on that thing that were, of course,
the monetary unrealistic, monetary expectations.
There was monetary expectations for the project pre-COVID that were unrealistic.
Hey, but they do that with every game. They have the unrealistic expectations for Valorant.
And it's served by me like a voucher and then a face shooter.
I mean, really unrealistic.
Yeah.
Like, for realistic.
And here's the reminder.
It's a fighting game for fighting game players.
Yeah.
Like, who is its core audience?
Like, literally us.
I think what the other realization from this
is that if you're making a game that is specifically
for just fighting game fans, I think
we've got a harsh reminder of how big that is.
I think the biggest issue is the fact
that people who aren't necessarily
that no fighting games or the audience of fighting games is making a fighting game and I think
they ran into a lot of problems just because they realized at the end of the day they don't
know what they want to put together and how to actually market it.
I mean fighting game people make that game.
People who know fighting games are fighting games make that game.
I think if any we don't-
And to be honest guess who would appeal the most fighting games fighting games.
This stuff does stuff that tickles your fighting game brain.
But in the same way that I talked about it, we talked about it a lot, I'm like, I think
the high level of this game was designed first, and then they went backwards.
I think Disgusting Mix was the goal when the number one thing had their line, and then
they had almost designed the game backwards, where it's like, well, it's a game field,
but they've fallen slightly too.
Also, you know what else?
They just think here, they said, oh, fighting games, this will be the next smash, because
our, our, you know, Rogue's Galleries, you know, Justice Population, Nintendo, that's what they were
banking. Like this, this fighting game would be as big a smash, but the thing is, there's no single
player stuff, so you need, you just need a single player stuff. Here's the crazy thing is that
it's almost like the death note for like free-to-play fighting games, and ones that don't
have like free-to-try stuff like Grand Blue and K.I. and like the O.A.N. ship, which
Which honestly I was probably like the better way of doing this that isn't risky as shit.
This really is a full package game dude that has a bunch of context.
K.I. did it.
K.I. did it.
Yes.
And just let people try it for free.
Yeah.
You know?
In this situation of an actual legit free to play fighter, we've seen Multiverse and
2XTO both got caput for both weird reasons which wasn't just necessarily like the game
wasn't good or the game didn't grab its audience or something like that.
Like, multiverses was insanely popular.
On record, the most people ever playing
a fighting game at one time ever.
Like, insane.
And it made, according to we know,
before they took it down for some reason,
they made a shit ton of money.
So the expectation was that we're just gonna get
more money when we relaunch it.
That didn't really work out, right?
That was the death note of that situation.
I'm gonna go back.
And now 2XKO is like in a completely different situation
of like, the expectations were way too high.
There was no expectations for multiverses to do well.
I'll go back to my triangle strategy here, okay?
Presentation roster content.
I see some people saying presentation wasn't that good
on the 2x2.
I disagree.
I thought it was a very nice looking game.
I think the game animation, I think it looks good.
I got you.
You know, you can argue like art style
or how close it is to the result of the 2x2.
No, I think the 2x2 was a good look.
Whatever.
Presentation, I think, was there.
It's roster and content.
Roster and there are characters people like,
but it is a tag fighter that launched with what?
12 characters?
True.
10, 12 characters, something like that.
They added a couple quickly in, but like,
that roster is small.
And when there are hundreds,
literal hundred plus League of Legends fighters,
that hurts because when you're playing a fighting game,
roster is hyperboring.
Thank you.
Because you want a character people want to play out.
My guy's not there.
My girl's not there.
I want my guy and my girl.
People might have just been waiting for that.
And then the big one too is, again, content.
You need all three.
There's nothing for anyone to do with that game.
I've said this time and time again for over 10 years fighting game players look at fighting games as a tool to be ass
Yes, and the very very very very large amount of people that engage with these things do not
Like they just play them like their normal video games, right?
so
Like there needs to be normal video game shit instead of the goal is eventually to convert a person to playing on
Yes to convert them
But you have to do all the conversion processes
We got to make your bitch has fall in love with this. Yeah, you need to care enough to go play the shittiest online possible
And frankly even though there was definitely more to do it was bad
And this I think what killed multiverses is a bit killed to XKL in a way where
This yeah, that's literally nothing to say multiverse was popular
That's some shadow mode away here and when they brought it back
They brought it back with like off the rip there were like two new characters and a really crappy story mode
Like a really junkie storybook. So people had to stop playing the game go away for a year plus or whatever
And then when they come back like all right who's in it? Who's good? Jason's new the real is new and then
Wait, but an agar in the day, you know in a couple days and then in a month later. I'm not Smith
I don't think a story mode necessarily makes a great something like it's not so much
It's like it's got to be something to have everything
It's got something fun for people to do who don't want to fucking sweat and that's the thing fighting in fans some
Even our cable to the basic ass
Yeah, even just like hey you can get three different types of endings for yasuo if you beat it like it like what they what they literally
Getting Ki 2013. I made this story mode dude. There's just like little deviations if you beat certain guys
Oh, thank you get to beat
Like that would change the ending.
You would get different results.
So they gave you a whole bunch of different reasons
to fight the plane on your own.
Yeah, absolutely, dude.
Like, what wrong?
That is honestly more than enough for most fighting games,
just having fucking endings.
Yeah.
A story like, why is the character here
doing what they're doing?
Yeah.
Like, what is their thing?
It's even better if there's like a middle,
where it's like right before they find a cool boss,
like a personal fight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If they had that, like a lot of people, like, you know,
just play it as that.
Yeah, just because they like more.
Yeah, and they can have like some cool lore and the thing is, the cool thing about 2xKL, you get to see your character that you like, like really cool looking, cause like when you play it in the regular game, they're tiny little fucking 3D mouths.
I think that's what they were thinking of.
Yeah, I think so.
The renditions of these characters is way better than fucking 2xKL.
Yeah, exactly.
Lee, you're like this big and like, you know, you'll get to see him, but... but...
You know what's fucked up is the idea that they launch this thing and it doesn't count
what basic stuff of other games have.
You know what?
But they're expecting something completely different.
Well, they're expecting the free to play aspect of it to really be the game.
And dude, it's not anymore.
Like there's too many options.
Free to play is not an easy way to guarantee success.
In fact, it usually is kind of like scary now because there's too many options.
A lot of people were like, oh, the way that free to play with this game, where this is
just likely, maybe just like Valorant or whatever, and, again, misreading your audience, I don't
know how to find you.
You're just, okay, well, you want to play the game, I kind of like to scare them into
it.
Oh, they have skins, you know, in the shop.
Well, what's the new costume?
It's $40.
Yeah.
Or it's like, thank you!
Like $40 bucks for a new costume, like, what the hell is that?
For one costume, $100 for free.
Like, what are we doing here?
Yeah, if the game came out in 2020-2021, was good online, it would have done a lot.
Straight up, it would have done just fine.
It might not have been like a mega success or anything like that, but even like by the FGC standards,
even by like what we count as a mega success, according to the fighting game community,
Guilty Gear Ex-Ard, I'm sorry, Guilty Gear Strive is like the biggest fucking game ever.
Yeah, it was good.
Guilty Gear Strive, according to us, was the biggest game ever.
Yeah!
They took him like up to a year plus to sell million units.
Geez.
like a year like that game seemed so big to us. Yeah, that it was like God damn guilty years taken over the entirety of everything.
Yeah, it was a eight game, you know, Marvel versus Capcom Infinite Soul Board.
Like in a similar timeframe. Yeah. Like that's what we're talking about.
Like our perspective from fighting game players is fucked.
Like we're not looking at like what make one constitutes a successful game.
We're just looking for a good fighting game.
And yes 2x KO is a good fighting game. It looks legit. It's grown a lot and it's become something really good
But what constitutes the outside perspective which is where I put my brain like what bridges the gap?
Like what gets people to go play online? Like what is the fucking thing?
You know that Street Fighter 6 literally has everything. Yes. Mortal Kombat games literally had everything
The latest Mortal Kombat got crap because they didn't have as much stuff as the other ones
You know and there were so many people like back in the day when like they knew I was a fighting game guy
in the office dude like dude I can't wait to play and cake and play the story
yes I'm not hell no yeah no they just want to stay with injustice I'll remind
her side it they're like we most people engage with this shit not like a freak
they engage with it like it's a video game yes like like it's a normal video
game dude and that's why I like we've seen nothing but crazy freak costumes and
street fighter all over the place lobby costumes and not character costumes
because they fuck itself yeah like people are buying that shit man yeah
Yeah, people don't play games to get curved stumps.
Street Fighter 6 had really expensive costumes, too.
It did.
And comparatively speaking, nothing close to the 2nd.
Thank you, Aaron.
We got four costumes for like 12 bucks or something.
The Teenage Mutant Turtles was crazy.
Oh, it took a lot of costumes?
$15.
$15.
That was the one, I would say.
That booty is the one big difference.
Yeah, yeah.
You know.
And it's funny how that's significantly less than a $40 costume.
It's a bundle.
For 2XKO.
It's a bundle.
It's not just one character.
Yes.
In 2XKO, it is $40 for one costume.
It depends on how high-value the costume is.
40 for one.
That's $100 for three.
Your bundle's $100.
It's not $40.
Yes.
40, if you want the one with all the colors
of the costume.
Like, they literally, they pull that crap, too.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, a lack of story mode, a lack of arcade mode.
I love it. I remember the revolution acts coming soon. Hey, how many times did you beat MK to not many see that?
He got me to your home in 1995 only on Nintendo ultra 64.
And the attack was in his 20s right there.
It was a child who was just born. Yeah, started making MK right out of kindergarten.
Did you see those eyebrows?
Anyway, yeah, it's a bummer. I feel your sadness dude. Yeah, I think it I think it sucks
I don't think it's the actual like death note like because it could change like people could
They're going to release new characters. I said they're guaranteed. I said guarantee you'll get at least two more characters
And up to like four maybe five, you know, you're definitely gonna get
They're gonna finish out the rest of the characters maybe for the year
Yeah, it's after that things start that that'd be just comes
29, before it's like 2026 you'll know. Yeah, like 27 going forward it's kind of like who knows like it's
Up in the air what happens to that game after that at that point so
But hey if it's still up and it's still running play
I mean to be honest even games like avatar have a really good word of mouth in the fighting game community
But how much like casual draw will that have I don't know dude like I don't see it's hard to say
It's just that yeah for fighting game fans
We're really happy because most of that stuff seems really cool and do the avatar game is doing all this shit
That is like it feels very like this is a love letter to
Thank you cycle. Thank you guys. Oh, we're gonna play next
Do we have a foreplayer adapter?
We do no, we're definitely planning on playing that you want to do that next
You're a place of the nose
You can set something up and I can grab some meat. Yeah, I want to do the same thing
Okay, I want to be meat grab it if you haven't drank your coconut
They can talk and we can grab some meat meat meat
Let me
What do you want to play? Well, I'm gonna grab meat sneak and play something on my birthday. You won't play some UK three
So much down
That's true.
Best talent box with your best friend on your birthday.
You want to play Shadow of the Sun?
On your birthday?
Yeah, that's crazy.
He's trying to get beat.
He's trying to leave.
I'm trying to play...
I'll play MP3.
I'm playing... what should I call it?
We're playing Powerstone 2.
I got Urban Rain.
Urban Rain?
I'll get the multi-tap on the control.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna grab some meat.
What is online?
He's gonna go back.
Go online.
I bet there's some logs.
I'm on the Maximillian channel, the Maximillian show, I'm pushing you, the people are going
to show up.
This is true.
Um, the arcade versions are online?
Yeah.
Which ones are online?
Only the arcade versions.
Yeah.
I'm assuming that's the one that's online no no no no really no
right this is a weird version of the game oh okay okay I'm gonna go back to the
quick match yeah quick matches ranked gotcha and then you just like your game
there you go that's gonna be you okay three you go to the right there you go
wait a minute okay three Steve that is MK oh not you trust dang it not you
okay I get it definitely don't think you're gonna find it hey fuck up like
vanilla okay three man that was the best version we're talking about a circle
circle can I believe it connected to remote player this is their time
This is they've been waiting this whole time
They've been training their whole lives. They're like, oh, it's the I knew it
You get to guess
Now you get to guess on case control scheme. Oh shit
No, you changed it
Oh God, this is his time.
This is it.
Yes, this is his.
My time.
My time.
My time.
He trained for this.
All right, good luck.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, Kenny's buttons.
Oh, God.
What a default button.
Wow.
My time.
It's my time.
My time.
Fuck Kenny's buttons, bro.
This is, I have to wear one of this guy.
this guy yes and I'm gonna fatality yes it's like my time he has a large March
ghost runs out in a 30 years March fatality 30 years to do this he backs
up like it's taken they don't do that in Mortal Kombat X they do that in
tech it definitely is a tech why he knows my character please tell me no no
Oh dude that happened all the time in MK1. Jesus, bro.
One of those?
Dude the one of those was insane.
Come large, large, since ya!
I
Fighting the multi-touch and chill. Oh, please do yeah, I did you say I swear I saw it
Yeah, I swear it's cool. We're fine. Let me see
The fast, fast answer, Steve.
Dot-a-war one remake is going to play like Databoy.
Well, if they're smart, they will do it like RE9,
and just use the option to do both.
But if they have not, then it would be like Databoy 100%.
Yeah, I think so, too, because they already
have the remake.
I'm sorry, they already have the formula?
No, they already have the remastered.
So why would they?
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what I was saying.
Yeah, yeah.
So they've already done this shit, dude.
They've already done the remastered,
so why would they do make it exactly like that?
The only reason, the only reason,
they wouldn't, I agree with you anyways,
but because it's on PS3.
It's old, it's old.
You can't play on a PS4 or a PS5.
Oh, I get it, I understand.
But I'd be the only reason you would just make it.
Then I would have called it remastered.
Is it on PC though?
give it like a different name.
It's called, they specifically say Remake.
They waited a beat to say.
They gave it a Final Fantasy VII Remake.
Like, oh shit.
Out of their way to signify, it's a remake.
Which means round up, everything's gonna change.
Everything's gonna be different.
It's gonna be like, from the, from the, you know.
Chad, where the hell is the controller scheme?
There's no controller options in.
I saw him do it, I don't know how he did it, don't ask me.
Fuck!
Who took the multi-tap? Which one of you scum-sucking shitheads?
Take the game first, sucka.
Took the multi-tap! How could you? I'm talking to you, check it!
It was me, Austin! It was me all along!
I think I literally have two PS2 multi-taps.
Yeah, sure, the hell they want it.
I think one was still on the box.
Yeah!
Yeah, one was still fresh.
Not good, Gene.
I think you should have seen her find Urban Rain.
Damn.
I thought Urban Rain.
Yeah, I love it.
Chat, where's the multi-tap?
You scum-sucking bastards.
Where's that basket of like yeah, that's what I'm looking for and I'm like wondering did I I go through that and
Really you put it on you?
Chat are you telling me there's nobody online from MK4?
What?
Unbelievable check. Come on. You used the first 3D Mortal Kombat. You know it was 3D?
It was like there's gotta be one guy out there that's like this is my time from
Mortal Kombat 4. Come on guys, Mortal Kombat 4. Wait, we got one!
Got one? Yeah buddy!
That's the best one. Come on, it's the 3D. It's the 3D.
Geez, everyone's picking my characters. I can't pick those characters because of my characters.
Uh, I don't know anything about them. Oh, I'm just like...
I'm kidding.
Alright, next time.
Yeah!
Now we have the salty, incredibly weird task if we're not out for it again.
Because we forget every single time.
We're all trying to do this!
We're not doing it through a PS3!
No, we're not.
But it's also... does it go in the first slot?
No, it goes in the second.
But it was for ports.
Sure, but it goes in the second.
Okay.
Jack, PlayStation 2 multi-tap.
Does it go in the first slot or the second?
Do you put the first slot for controllers
or the second slot for three controllers?
Conflicting information.
Second slot, okay.
I remember right as the second one.
This is where we always run into hell on the PS3.
Did we write it down?
No, I wrote it down.
Did you keep that note?
Yes, I did.
Actually, it's on my phone.
Did you keep it?
It's on my phone.
Round two, fight.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to grab an incremental amount of meat and then we'll, uh, serve it.
But this is part four, Max.
We got to play us all the rest of the night.
Mortal Kombat 4?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, everybody's.
Okay, look at that.
Back to you, doll!
Chad, something is loose.
Very quickly.
Whoa.
Oh, God.
Hey, hey, hey, I got a weapon!
Oh, I saw my weapon!
He wants my weapon again.
He tried to steal my weapon.
Oh, that was a sick fatality.
Notice how none of us ever sidestepped.
This isn't Tekken.
You don't know what's going on.
Did he want to bug me?
What did you do when MK4 was out?
You were just like...
This game was ass, bro.
I know it was ass.
I was playing completely different games when this game came out.
I'm assuming you were just playing Marvel 2 at this point.
Yeah, because there was plenty of fighting games.
Yeah, Marvel 2 came out in like early game battles.
This game had a ton of competition.
This game came out like maybe 99?
Yeah, I was like around there.
I'm just going to assume you were playing Marvel 1 and Marvel 2.
I was going to be playing good games.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No man, they tried it!
97, damn!
97? Jeez.
Console, I'm thinking console.
Console release is way later, 98, 99.
99 for Gold for three cast.
Oh, what a grab.
97, yeah, you probably should be playing like that.
Ex-Metro Street Fighter or something.
Yeah.
Plenty of games in that time, friends, uh...
I don't know arcade dates because arcades were weird.
You don't have release dates for arcade games.
Right.
And it came out at a different time.
They just showed up when the arcade got it.
You know there wasn't any way to like track arcade releases.
Like Vegas got earlier than almost everyone right if you wanted it you get it. You go to Vegas
For the most part
Yeah, for the most part you just got it
There cool
Oh, he sidesteps.
High punch, high punch.
High kick.
No, not kick.
You messed up my record?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I made it better.
Oh, good.
This game works amazing.
I'm just glad me and Max were at least able to see it before it was gone.
We went there plenty, we used to go there for Evo and like meet up and like let's go to
fucking game works.
He said meet up and then he took the meat and put it up to his mouth.
Whoa that's like a pawn or something.
Yeah he'd act double on it.
That's a dad joke.
That was insane.
That was insane.
It just naturally happens.
It just naturally happens.
It's like six and seven times.
It's kind of like what?
What?
Man, I miss just having Sire at our sector.
And that, um.
God dang!
Yo!
Lord Tetsu!
Thank you, all right.
Thank you!
Tukbukchi!
Hey, there you go.
Nice.
I did that, folks.
I have a question for Fanny.
Yeah.
Since I didn't actually...
I didn't see Vegas in a total of years.
Yep
That's me arcade scene was dying. Yeah, who who wore the low key? Can you give me? I don't know
Possibly
In in its in its prime
Well second circus was good, but
Luxor was better. It actually went Luxor, because like Circus Circus was good, but a lot of games didn't work, but Luxor had the best, because it was basically a Sagaopolis.
Luxor was there, Treasure Island. Circus Circus was there. The Riviera lowkey had a fantastic arcade.
It was just massive arcade. Also, the Monte Carlo, which is now a different thing, MGM actually had a banger on it.
MK4 stages are better than MK1?
I agree. This one specifically.
Way better than MK1.
Very different.
This stage, I think, is the best Mortal Kombat.
Oh, he knows one!
Oh, I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
Are you into the gold fatalities when they glitch out?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We glitch out people during the fatalities.
Yeah, they glitch out.
So, so, so you're saying Luxor, Luxor Circus Circus,
Rear Treasure Island, Monte Carlo.
Monte Carlo and Riviera actually had one of the biggest, too.
I mean, there was a lot.
Like every arcade had one.
I know, but I'll take that!
I'm the same, Tom!
Like, how much different did you make them?
I put up the fault!
Uh, EWG fault!
These are not the fault!
These are not defaults.
Oh, what a dumb character. Oh, no, you made it to Armageddon.
Yeah, he made a couple. He's a white Lotus.
Same clan as the Armageddon.
The only game to have everybody except for the Armageddon.
Armageddon.
I'll take a round to get him.
Too much like everybody.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Don't keep that shot, man.
What the hell?
This game is so goofy.
I was in the frame of the start, it was designing it.
I was going to learn stuff, trying to figure things out.
How does this work in 3D? I'll just try this.
I want to see, what is it then? War Gods.
No, you don't.
There's a big, big difference.
How that shit. Top moves and stuff.
That game made my top 10 ugliest fighting games.
games or God's who's the one with Sapo who's that one I'm right on freaks well
freaks yeah that's the other way around it's up there but it's up there we're
not just worse looking really yeah chat we're talking about where's the old
school Sapo we must you will you will never be undone there you go Sapo was
go. Sopo is love, Sopo is life. What the fuck?
At least it's tattooed assassins. Yeah, so I'm gonna hold on.
It's ugly and trashy.
The pure Quafecta. You know what I'm gonna say?
That combination of fights. Right in the eye. I don't know why.
I don't know why. You know what I was disappointed with?
A little disappointed. That was a great story to say.
When they had all these comedy games here, right?
I was really rooting for Bloody Roar to show up.
Yeah, I thought Revengeance was about to get announced.
The initial squid game.
Yeah, it was a squid game.
I was really rooting for Bloody Roar to come back.
Instead, we got some tales or a boss.
And as soon as- it's, uh, biggie stacks.
Let them make money off of the stuff that they may,
and then play a role in coming back.
Here's the crazy thing.
Yeah, in your Castlevania.
Here's the crazy thing.
That Castlevania looked cool.
I did look pretty good.
Oh, the debt sounds bad, apparently.
Wow.
What a cool art style.
Yeah, and I'm like-
And I don't know how many people caught it.
I'm like looking at, like, Sonya Belmont?
Because do you remember the canceled ring cast?
Oh, shit.
Is that what you-
Yeah, Sonya Belmont.
Interesting.
I can't cross that.
like Sony I remember like you know a scared Game Boy game and she was on the
cancelled Castlevania Resurrection for Dreamcast and I was looking like this is
Sony but yeah here's the way they welcome me none of the games they showed
that are new none of those are common game. I played the demo for Squid
Game and I'm like this is a European game and it totally is and they're in
their capcom early 2010 era. Yeah, and like someone else
better than nothing. Yeah, man, I said it's going is going
back, like Konami is back Konami is back because they are
investing in video games again. Yeah, but our Konami is
Konami a developer anymore. I don't know. No, there's no
tripping. They're just like allowing them to exist. Yeah.
Which is great. I will take it. Like shit. Like I'm glad
there's better than nothing. Yeah, I'm glad there's
you pay attention. Like it's fucking well. The only
I even bring this up is because I know apparently they're like, they've been on a hiring spree
Oh internal. Yeah
They're the most wanted to work for company for
Graduating game developers because they're offering the best rates they're doing it
So they can make a new model here. So the question is are the Pachinko machines just not making money?
Oh, yeah, they started down a couple years ago. The CEO that was the one that was responsible for that because of the same
Oh
And financial services, okay. That was like,
Konami's a company company. Yeah, they didn't give a shit about video games for a long time.
They had three major divisions, video games were the ones doing the worst, so that's what they
basically like, fuck it. That makes sense. And Kojima was spending a ton of money,
and they're like, now fuck this. You're not important.
My god. I wonder if Konami's alright. Thank you for kicking themselves now that they
lost the game. Not really. If you crunch the numbers, no. Because Kojima was spending tons of
money on his projects. And the video game division was just going down. He's spending more with every
project. The whole department is just breaking in less. This is going in the opposite direction.
And you know what's funny? I feel like he's doing that with, you know, fucking walking dead man
I forgot his name or
I don't know if that project is just gonna be as big as he might think it is. I don't know.
The project?
The next, um...
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
I came out a year ago.
Right. So then why was it on the state of play again?
PC version.
Yeah.
Okay.
year now yeah yeah or some shit but it almost a year. It came out. It did well. Yeah. They're
dominated pretty well. Thank you guys. I mean there's also the not-sign-the-hell game he's
making for Microsoft. Well that might be good. That might be good. And the not-move-the-hears
makes me... It's crazy that sign that he'll eventually... He'll stay loud, sleep
like I'm actually paying attention. There's probably like any of that stuff. It's the
Naomi eventually made their silent help, you know, PT, and the latest, their PT game takes place in Scotland, you know?
But it's a fairly ace alien isolation, because they have like an alien isolation reader.
Yo, side character, thank you!
Yeah, Fizzing, Fizzing is the, the, the tactical, tactical spy game he's going to do for Sony after OB.
Not Metal Gear, pretty much.
No, they're not Metal Gear.
Yeah, the not Metal Gear is not.
Metal Gear is not, then Death Stranding was never not Metal Gear.
It was, it had some references here and there, but it was definitely different than Metal Gear.
It's something really strange all the time though.
Did you play part two of that?
No.
I played the first one for like a couple days and then I just lost most of it.
Yeah.
So, this is a very man-fingulator.
I had a fucking Niko post that game.
I mean I'm sure it has its aspects where it's really fun to play so I just never got the
appeal.
Oh it doesn't want to go gold down, go to the remix.
I like uh, I get it was one of those things where Niko was like look man, describing this
game like why I love it doesn't even make sense either, it's just, it's just Zen, it's
It's a Zen garden, it's his house, I think.
Yeah, it's a nice peaceful game.
Yeah, it's like my pet and power walk game.
Hey, you know what?
Guys, what is your Zen game to play?
What is your peaceful game that you play
and just chillin' around?
More night play.
That's true.
I don't know if I have a modern one.
What is mine, Chad?
I don't know.
Chad, what is Max's?
I don't know if I have one.
Really?
I don't think you have one either.
What is it?
Do you see him?
Oh, that's a good point.
That's a good one.
Or a Tekken.
Hey, you think I've zenned out with playing Tekken?
Right now, it's Neil.
I mean, at the moment, but like...
Chances of a monster, right?
Not really.
Yeah, you lock it when you play it.
Look where it's probably close to that.
Look where it is.
Maybe the closest modern equivalent?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Maybe one point.
I don't have a game that I could get from back to the game.
You know where my personal feeling goes to?
Isn't taxi.
We're in the taxi.
Yeah, you know what, that's nuts.
Trying to do moves on this thing is fucking crazy.
There's no game or series of games that I just sent out.
Something says nothing.
Once he lost Zelda, that was it.
He didn't replace it with anything.
He just entered a vapid void.
Yeah, Xenor Gears doesn't really make out,
Oh, what? I'm stupid. You guys, look at you guys.
Fucking Shindu.
Yeah, I sometimes love Shindu.
He fucking loves that game.
Motherfucker who beat Shenmue 1, 2, and 3 of them.
I have to be one man too.
And these guys stand and like, I don't need to beat it.
I don't need to beat it.
I don't need to beat it.
I felt it.
Fucking terrible.
I'd be one and two.
They must love Shenmue.
I really liked it.
I thought you liked it.
Fucking beat it.
Oh my god.
This fucking stuff.
You just tell everybody else that he loves it, dude.
He beat 1, 2, and 3.
That means he loves it.
Like, why would you put yourself through it?
I agree.
I don't, Steve.
I don't.
Why would you put yourself through it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right, that's what I said simple it's simple logic like there's no other reason why we continue playing
Animal Crossing
How late doing the moves in this is fucking crazy
Oh, you know what's a Zenis fuck game? Resident Evil 2. OGR2 is Zenis shift.
Yeah, it's 4 is pretty safe. There we go. I'm scared as fuck to hold you out that time.
I'm sorry, bro. 4? Yeah, 4. Resident Evil the latest one, right?
What do you mean? Are you talking about the remake or the...
I said Resident Evil 2. Simmons means OG Gamecube already.
OG, well PC version now, you can see the greatest one now.
Yeah, the old games.
OG RE4 is pretty sick.
Let's see the best combo in the game.
I can just play that all day.
I mean, no, it's the only way to have maximum damage.
No, I mean, I played ZNL for once a week, so.
I'm in the game, sure.
ReMAKE, yeah, those guys are scary as well, bro.
Yeah.
ReMAKE is not very Zen because of Mr. X.
Yeah.
Mr. X prevents Zen.
funny thing where on Nintendo's website oh no wonder okay you can log in have this fun little like
scroll down scroll through this site show and it tells you you know year by year what game you
played on the switch and how many hours oh yeah yeah that was that how many hours to play so I
played two like 500 hours like that's not even accurate because I had like three accounts that
through that game. Shit. So it's probably closer to a thousand. Shit. In a year. I think my most
played Switch game was, um, I'll smash brother. I think it was Smash Brothers. You played it for a
hundred hours. Yeah. Up the year. It was two hours at least. Yeah. But that's why we're playing it
together. You played it for a hundred hours as well. Oh, yeah, I guess. We played it together.
I've never played Smash Bros. without you here.
You constantly play Smash Bros.
I've never played Smash Bros. without you here, dude.
I'm not even kidding you, Steve.
Since Smash 4, like, the old Wii U1, 99.9% my playtime in Simmons' playtime with that game.
You played it more because you wouldn't play with Jetstream Dan at conventions and shit
Play for like five seconds at a time. I'll let you're training. No, I'm not your training arches. You know
We played that shit together like all those way hours of those games smash forward on it's almost
Only exclusively exclusively here occasionally like well I'll play it like I'm not like to be honest
All right, let's go do some
That's that's basically
I'm getting better with my font, though.
I've been training with Emma for her BMS Max.
Mr. 50-50-50?
Are we fine?
50-50, man.
That could be in there, because I think that's after MKX.
We got to hurry up.
Let me get this figured out.
Oh, and not tonight.
It's Kenny's Day.
Well, Kenny!
Kenny!
All you enjoy is the month.
I love taking 8.
I love taking 8.
I love MKX.
Here we go.
GG, Jason.
What's the name of the wife?
I would like Carl to see me later.
If that was the fact that when you give down to that final 5%,
and it's like some dot.
Yeah, it's like a lot of it.
Dude, there should be like, if you get like 5% or 100%,
you should just be like, hard.
But when it comes to games that are mine,
when it comes to games that are mine, I don't get it.
I can understand people play like flight simulator
or like truck simulator.
How do we set up a multi-tap?
I can't get it.
You vibe out when you play those games.
Just enjoy the time of the day.
It's not working.
Not every game has to have a spunk gun.
Or a ball.
That's true.
That's a true streak.
Pucci, you ain't wrong at all.
The road roller isn't zen yet.
Naraka just pulling to that area where that log is rolling around
and watching these skin people run over.
That is, that is a high percent, it's, it's mode based too.
Oh, that's right.
The format. Yeah. Yeah, you have to, you have to do the right format.
We have running this problem before.
Yeah, to be right in the...
Didn't we ride it?
We rode it down.
It's, it's not expanding.
Do you have the paper?
Hey!
There it is.
Oh, gee.
That was so funny about it.
Oh yeah, there you go.
There you go.
That almost got him.
It's my birthday!
I almost got another multi-tap.
It's my birthday!
Yeah, multiple multi-taps?
Yeah.
I was multi-multi-taps.
Okay, I'm prepared.
Damn!
Grab him.
Multi-multi-taps.
Grab him if you got him.
I don't want you to be spoiled.
You know what's why is that game now, Max?
What is it?
A fucking heart.
A heart breaker?
Yeah.
And...
Oh, for sure.
No one knows.
You know the issue that we were having where it was like, dude, I just don't want
to kill people?
Yeah.
I don't want to fucking run to the people like that.
I don't want to fucking run to the people like that, they actually fix it.
They do, they put watch signs over people's heads.
No, they made sure that if you didn't shoot anybody, you would get queued into the nicest fucker.
Oh yeah, I heard about that, that the matchmaking is much more accurate now.
So you want to play without shooting people?
I absolutely love it.
Absolutely love it. I hate shooting people.
I think you'd at least see them.
Thank you!
This is my birthday, Jack!
and chillin' with people and shootin' the shit and take out boys.
Aggression matchmaking, yeah.
Yeah, it's all done now, so it's like, okay, okay, this is great.
You're not getting control?
Uh, everybody else at control?
The lights on.
You're just fucked up.
Fuckin' busy.
What's music straight?
Uh, which one is this plugged into?
My birthday, my birthday is a D, that's why.
Ah, it's gonna be a C.
Well get ready.
What was it?
Seven?
Yeah.
Damn.
Seven's with a huge brain.
Big-eyed brain.
Goddamn, that was a big-eyed brain.
I remember this whole weird shit
having to like figure it out.
I mean there's a way we can make all the characters
like top rank too.
I'm going straight to Paul.
That's great.
Trust me.
I need to pick the weapon.
I need to put a weapon.
I had a weapon.
All my birthday.
You guys don't want me picking mine, Karen.
I'm going to get my asking for it.
Steve, take your weapon up.
We know we have weapons.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Yeah, I'm going to do that on my birthday.
There we go.
You have a knife.
I can't see it.
What the fuck?
I literally can see it.
My gun weapon there you go. I'm carrying a fucking blitz what I'm gonna get this uh, this coat
Soundtrack of the year goes to urban rain prime time, but fall Phoenix
Right
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Everything makes me busy.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm gonna need to be like these stuff.
Yeah, no, that's my thing.
My thing.
Ken, what you doing? Hey, what are you doing with this guy? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Ah, shit!
Ah, lady!
I don't even wanna hate you, but I don't like English!
Jesus fuck!
Aw shit, 17 pieces of shit.
What the fuck?
What?
Look at the X-Men one.
Is there like supers or some shit?
No, shut up.
This man looks like that one guy from that one TV show that's what I feel yeah
Yeah.
Are these mutants?
What's that for out over here?
Ah, shit!
Okay.
Oh, shit, the shit out of you.
No, oh, fault Penix.
fuck you Kenny you're a bitch that's not a lot of money stands at Tom Hanks joke
reference there awesome that's a cheap shit
I think uh, oof, bumping's.
Fuck, no, I'm not.
Fuck.
We're gonna take a job out.
Hey, can you shit heads chill?
Look at it.
Oh God.
McKellie.
No, no, no, no!
McKellie's a piece of shit, picker!
Ahhhh!
No! Fuck!
No!
No! No!
Okay, bitches.
Okay.
fucking kill you I will fucking kill you okay I'll kill Steve oh yeah
oh damn the tracking
I'll get him off the fast.
Shit.
He's not back.
Oh, right into him.
Oh my God.
Into him.
You're a man.
Let Max take it 2-0.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let Max take it 2-0.
What the main character is?
Chadwick.
Chaddington.
Chaddington.
Chaddington.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You got Chattington, you got Main Character, Pistro, Pratt Bitt, Pratt Bitt.
There was a way to make every character have level 10.
What are stats like?
Stk, GRP, Lube at the bottom?
Lube is the most important stat.
That definitely is.
when is this the chat we need to start ignoring all these new tech in a
character so we need to bring back the roster of urban rain absolutely oh yeah
absolutely you can tell this like was probably like some other game that that
Spread into this game.
Harada means this.
I don't know.
This is Harada's dream project.
This is a Harada project.
Go there.
You guys are going to get some gold in there now.
Mo leg.
Oh, is that law from Tekken?
Yep.
As soon as Harada was able to ship Urban Rain, it's actually going to be on the
streets.
There we go.
We can match stats for everyone and then make it even.
Oh, wow.
Man, actually, you okay.
I don't care what I mean.
Ooh.
Yeah, I think it is.
Shh! Goal out! Goal out!
Damn it!
Ah!
Fuck!
Ah!
That was crazy.
How?
Shit.
Really?
That's what he does.
Blah!
Blah!
Blah!
Blah!
Shitty.
Kiss my ass.
Oh yeah?
Kiss this.
Wow.
Croak.
Blah!
Go a little angry.
Blah!
Get it, huh?
It's already.
Ricky, you're dead already?
Jesus.
Not best till I say so.
That's the stupid bitch.
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
You don't think I am?
Oh, damn.
Come on, G. Thanks for the 10, dude.
Hold on.
Tom Surnika, thanks for the 57 months.
Nope.
Wow.
It's Kawhi.
Damn it.
Oh, it's nice.
You love him.
Take this.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, no.
This game literally has like, RPS-strike rule.
Damn it.
the same way that Rumblefist did.
Aw.
Goal in!
Goal in!
Goal off!
No! Goal in!
Damn.
Yeah, Kenny is determined.
Goal in!
Goal in!
No!
No!
Round two.
always recognizable second but it's not this is a wrestling game thank you
hello fuck come here everyone's just hitting square I'm gonna try to all
Oh, shit.
Come on, come on, wait.
Jesus.
Oh.
What?
Jesus.
Take some.
Ah, you fuckers.
Why now?
Oh, big boy.
Ah, shit.
Big boy.
Big boy.
Shit, okay, my character's weak. This is all I got big boy
You don't know grabbing don't grab me as she's right here. No grabbing Kenny. Don't you dare?
Fuck you can't oh my god
Out of the house
oh god what the fuck what's the throw counter you piece of shit
no why did you grab me
AHH!
UGH!
UGH!
Oh, MAUA!
UGH!
Fucking definition of cherry-pigeon!
OH, GOD!
AHH!
What do you think I'm gonna do next?
UGH!
OH, SHIT!
I die!
No, I grab!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OOF!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'm going to
Fire select go to a flight of select we need to get new stages. Oh Christ
Say give the ultra
Unlocking
This is Ricky business family bullshit
this is Brad thank you that's crazy it's an urban rain reference
oh the shoulder buttons it just makes it random oh it doesn't make it even
oh shit it was a big boys
God dang it
this test doesn't matter you're okay yeah you picked board in the board
The most brilliant thank you
Get off this Chinese sword the nun weapon
Where's Batista in this game because he's thank you chat
This song fucking slaps
It's very damn wearing Europe
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Kind of like that.
Oh, I'm so dizzy.
I just chose to punch the shit out of sevens.
I just chose, I chose a Jesus.
He's not doing that.
Yes.
Wow!
Wow!
I'm almost dead.
Wow!
It doesn't matter.
Shit, it doesn't matter.
Oh, I'm scared!
Wow!
Come here.
Oh, and come to cookie.
Shit.
Oh, fuck.
Come here.
Ah, and come the cookie.
Shit.
Oh, fuck is that?
Stop that.
Smoking big thwikes.
Nice.
Stop it.
Ah!
Damn.
Fucking shit.
Ah!
Wow!
My guy sucks!
Ow!
Please.
I'm gonna take this like the load.
Ah!
I'll take care of it.
Ah!
No
Thank you
Soft kill Jake will I wins
Okay
Yeah, it's in between.
We booked in the Ultra but Mike's longer.
you big fuck
oh god
lady
you leave him alone
oh shit
whoa
oh my god
oh my god
what are you doing?
asshole
okay
oh my god
Jake is pissed
Yes!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm dead.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Knock me.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Come here.
Go to the floor.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Nope, it doesn't matter.
Ah!
Well, I'm not hurt.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's my cow!
Ah!
Oh, I hate my cow there!
Here's the insurance.
I got good neighbors, deep farm is here.
Yake wins.
Nasty.
Oh, I got a second.
Ice Tees lesser popular color.
Ice Tees cousin's nephews for her roommate.
Nasty.
Does that make us?
Absolutely.
Nothing.
That's a nasty thank you for the process.
It's coworker high key.
Nasty.
Nasty was great.
That was definitely sugar.
Oh, sugar.
Why is it drink that shit?
Because like my prison sentence.
It definitely had a flavor, right?
That had like an uncreatable,
I'm sorry, an unrecreatable flavor.
wasn't tea wasn't tea
you want your tea to not taste like tea?
no
like a Kool-Aid intended it was tea or something
What the hell is happening to me, too?
Oh, God.
My name's Nasty, you don't forget it.
You need to stop, oh god.
Oh god.
Well, fuck.
Oh shit.
Ow.
I'm been scotting the crossfire.
Nasty!
I'm just working on that shit up, Nasty.
You little bitch.
Shit.
We're up in the suburbs.
Ow! I'm trying to help!
I'm trying to help you!
Dude, it's fucking full armor!
You guys are blubbering!
Just held him!
He's just wailing on him in the gut!
Thank you!
You missed Sobi? Has Sobi not around anymore?
Sobi was pretty much deathwater.
Did I say what I'm gonna do?
He ran over my body in my control
You use your heat smash. What was that coffee drink that wasn't coffee?
Wow, holy shit Marshall law
Oh shit.
Holy shit.
Nasty.
Nasty.
You have so much meter, dude.
Use it.
Jesus.
Damn, we got top ropes.
God dang.
Who's the one now? Somebody just needs one hit.
Get off me. Get off me.
Get off me.
No!
Now you're gonna eat shit all day.
You're not gonna die.
I bet.
You gotta keep your eyes.
Look at Max.
Look at Max.
Try to cheat me.
Now look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him, Chad.
Look at him getting kicked in the ass.
Huh?
Huh?
Look at him, Max.
Look at him.
Look at him, Chad.
He's trying to die.
Not today.
The ship is not today.
Really bad ball.
Yep.
There it is.
You think you can die in front of me?
Nope.
That's enough of this.
Stop it.
He's back kicking his forearms.
So shit.
I've been playing game for a very long time.
I know his tricks.
Ah!
Go after me.
Stop it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care either.
Ha ha ha.
Come on, fight that.
That's it.
Nasty, come on.
What the fuck?
Nasty, Nasty, you just lost half your goddamn life.
Because we got a prick.
Come here.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
Ah!
Course he did.
No!
Nasty!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, brother?
Don't touch me!
Course I want to-
Ah!
What, what, what, what, what?
Oh!
I'll take him off.
I don't go to do that.
What the hell?!
Holy shit!
This is my special shit.
You gonna run at me?
Put it on wide open.
Put it on wide open!
You're already dead.
I'll put the beatings on him.
No, no, no.
I wish.
How'd that happen?
Punch him.
Please don't touch me.
Oh!
Oh
Touch it
What's this
I'm coming! I'm going!
Oh shit, he's still punching away.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, shit!
Nasty's gonna win!
Nasty, no winning.
Alright, we gotta do something, man.
Oh!
I'm nasty at all winning.
All right, you gotta do something, man.
Oh!
Whoa!
My God, bye, guys.
Oh!
Super.
I mean, dang.
This game is so sick.
God damn right it is.
Fucking gem that got lost to time.
Be real, this game is fucking ugly.
This is fucking the streets.
And the streets is ugly.
This is what the streets look like.
It's ugly and it looks like a billion games look like this.
Hey man, this was an edgy 2000s man.
Everything was edgy.
Everything would cut your skin.
It was fucking super late.
We're going to get destroyed.
No, I don't want to play that.
Bokia, I'll trade y'all.
And just swing it for the fences.
21!
Blue, thank you.
Yeah!
Who do you want?
Who do you want?
Oh fuck.
I forgot how to... what do I just do after that?
I feel like there's no limit to how many times I've been doing this before.
Feels that way. Feels that way.
Ha ha ha. Probably isn't.
Holy shit, I'm out of here!
I'm freaking out!
Do you want help, bro? My help!
Look at this guy!
Oh, yeah
It's just Steve Fox do the orange. Yeah, it was a straight doing Steve Fox shit
We have all these second animations. What do we do with them? Wow?
Wow, he worked shot me!
Wow!
Wow!
Simmons is a god!
I like boss characters.
Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy.
Ugh.
Ha ha ha.
Ugh.
Oh!
Oh, holy shit!
It's a bit of a journey.
Come here, young.
Ah
Stop no counter fucking counter. I'll count for you. I think he juice
No
No
Stas is like a second.
Look at the health bar.
Ooh, there you go.
Oh, nope.
He has two of them.
Yeah, he's getting up here.
I know, right?
Because he has someone who's lined up.
Ugh.
Graham, where is he?
Steve Fox will grapple us, because I said I grapple
you, too.
Wow, you got your pitch?
I'm sorry.
Take that, you son of a bitch.
I'm not a born computer.
Give me a loan.
You did too much, bro!
No!
You got it.
Oh, God.
Yeah, it's...
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah! Yeah!
Come here.
Be dizzy. No, be dizzy.
Come here you!
Oh, what the fuck got me?
Seriously, Simmons? Holy shit!
I shouldn't have come over here.
Oh, God. You're going to hit me alone.
No. Why is this shit uninterruptible?
Oh my god!
Tim is I saved you and you kicked my ass for it.
Oh, straight at him!
God damn you!
Ugh!
Wow!
What?
Wow, what?
Medisinkling.
Wow, what?
Oh, no.
No, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
God!
God, god, god!
Oh, God!
I'm gonna test enough Steve Jobs.
I got bobble here.
New stage.
I'm turning up to come in.
This is a Freddy Durst game.
This is a Freddy Durst game.
character is a different brand of frienders.
You feeling it?
I don't believe it.
Shit.
Holy shit.
Nice.
Wait a minute.
There!
Everybody's gathering!
Stop gathering!
Wow!
Ugh!
Woohoo!
Ow.
Oh
I think all the 10 the second characters have like a 10
Thank you
I grabbed you.
Shit.
Hey, Primal.
Oh!
Shatter.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna damage the hand.
Oh, come on!
Tracking!
Tracking!
Tracking!
Christ!
Oh shit, I'm blooded up too.
Holy shit.
Ah fuck.
Uuugh! That went behind you.
Shit!
Now stop it!
To this Hayachi!
Oh, they got me.
Okay.
Dude.
Oh
God
Shit this guest doing twin pistols to be in shit
Yeah
This has to lie
This is a trip
Oh, God.
Oh, damn.
Come here, napalm.
Boom!
Fuck, this is the fastest block.
Ugh.
Jesus.
Ah!
Whoa!
Get off me!
Goddamn!
Wow, sure you could.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
Why did you do so much damage?
Dude, maim's not doing that.
Sorry, I'm always pink as armor.
He's too, like, ecstasy.
This stats are full.
There's still a way to make your stats full.
Jen, how do we make all of our stats neutral?
Disparity is shocking
Isn't there a way it has to be a way
Ellen does my Ellen and select
Come on blame. No one doesn't do anything here. Oh, what is random ball? Hey?
She's not looking about
Not golden golden sugar. I put them up for me
She might have to paint the story for it, we're at like 95% completion on this save
file.
I mean...
I remember there was a way, I think it was the media IP that I was throwing up.
Bust or rush.
Getting two guns together.
Yeah, like L1 and what, L1 is random.
Maybe it's...
Let's see what it's doing.
What's happening?
There's a story.
There's also Cody at 100.
There's also Cody at 100%?
Probably.
I remember there was a point where we did that.
That way, at least, you know...
We have 95%.
I wonder if we could do it.
Yeah, look at them our game facts.
Alright.
Where's this though?
Oh, shit.
That's...
You lose, you play it like it's shit.
Like playing with items on Smash, you just gotta do it.
Thank you, Bummer.
He's not using it.
Goddamn it, Rex.
Oh, it's gone. Oh, excuse me.
Oh, ha ha.
Last one.
How do you pick it up?
Pick it up.
Okay.
Ah!
I'm gonna go round.
Ah!
You look.
Oh God!
Back turn bullshit!
Come on!
God damn!
All wrong button, you're so lucky!
Not bad!
Come here. Boom!
What the fuck?
Where is that?
Really?
Whoa, unlock the max stats for all the characters, not reset stats.
That's what we want.
We want the stats to be maxed out.
Thank you.
We have literally done it.
Oh, you know what?
I'll look it up like that.
Holy!
What the fuck?
I deserve this.
Yes.
In the middle.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I got people out there and links out here.
What the fuck?
Ugh.
It's not working out my finger.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yeah, they gave us a story mode of some kind.
I
Thank you fuck
Jesus
There were double maps.
Yes, they were fucking insane.
What the fuckers?
No.
Hey listen.
Fuck!
This guy.
Yeah bitch.
She caught him in there.
Yeah, it's like weird, like there's just one button we're not pressing.
Oh, wow!
Whoops.
Motherfuckers!
Great.
Great.
Oh!
Boy!
What a bit of shit.
Not a gun.
I'm going to let you do that, see if you can, uh, come on with it.
Oh!
Woo!
Oh!
Swing the leg, Donny!
Damn, everybody wanted with the fuck.
Oh
Whoa, this battle
Battletoads extreme
This online
Oh, here, take it then. Jesus Christ.
Hi, take the weapon. God damn it.
You've told me I'm trying to give you the weapon.
Fuck, now.
Oh, fuck, you must have done a lot of fighting with this guy.
Yeah, I'm a little up and down.
Bish?
Yeah, I know how to use it now.
Yeah, two bites, I can't believe it.
Now you'll get your homebody caught.
Get your birthday beans, birthday boy.
Boy
Don't get this birthday beat
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to the ground
Get off me. Yeah, that doesn't work anymore bitch. You know they work for a little bit come here birthday boy
Come here! Get your birthday!
Happy birthday!
Come here!
Oh, fuck it!
Oh, damn it.
I know.
Come here.
Yee!
I never counted that!
I guess not.
Where?
Don't punch it.
I'm not part of this system.
They're gonna throw the rate.
My God, whoever's doing this game.
Yeah, he was still in for a while.
Geez.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what? What's going on?
Lower body endurance is what they think they're gonna look.
I thought it was Lou.
You hope GTA 6 combat is like this?
Yeah, that's not happening.
Yeah, it's never not happening.
You can hope.
It's gonna be a hot.
It's gonna be a hot.
That's what I forgot about.
Wow, that was sick.
Jesus, you're hearing this.
It's a tow-tap!
UGH!
Oh!
This is a wind chun.
Come on, you said that like, no!
Stop it!
Shhh!
Ow!
I'm dead!
Stop it!
Okay.
I said you're that cake stop that
yes you can pick up on the seat here that's why I'm a seat here
You're strong.
Oh, I'm gonna say this is the cheapest part.
Jesus Christ, that was good for the seats here
Punch it fucking bitch
And we're doing that gun literally this time
She's
Foot saw
Oh, no!
Did not work out my favorite.
Fucking cookies!
Double cookies!
Double cookies!
Double cookies!
I got a wrong button dude.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh
It's up
Wow
Stop that
I
Don't lay down there
Did I get up
What?
Big one, oh god!
Oh fuck you!
Ah! You cookie bitch!
Why isn't he-
Oh shit!
Fuck this fucking up!
What the fuck?
Whoa, I'm taking over the trash!
Oh my God!
Killer! You're a super!
Max, are we going to take this off all day?
Super!
I'm punching!
I'm punching!
Oh, that was a trick.
I don't want to play a C.J. Carrick right anymore.
I can not fight 90% of the time.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, okay.
Man, 17 supers.
Ugh!
Come here! I don't believe it!
Excuse me.
Nice dodge.
Geez, the towers are everywhere.
Galhtur!
Need billards!
I'm not a big guy. I can't even mount the wall.
Oh god.
Can't see what's going on, bro.
Really?
Oh wow, you did it.
Shit, I'm in a juice.
Wow, she just picks my ass up.
Give me a little.
I'm gonna get stuck.
Come here.
Of course you get out of me!
Shit, get away from me!
Good one boy.
God damn it, Sammit!
First everything.
Help me out of here.
I can't even talk on the ground.
I'm gonna be first every...
Ah!
Hyperbomb.
Holy shit.
The nuts.
Wow, the reversal.
Yep.
Oof.
Oh, no!
No!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, finish!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Another grab?
No!
No!
No fucking damage.
Here we go.
Next hit wins.
Oh!
Oh, yes!
Oh!
Oh!
What a burst.
Nice serve burst.
Take it out!
Damn it, man.
Try it so hard out here.
What a burst.
No, stop it.
Shit.
I
Shit
Punish my life what I miss
Oh
You got it?
Oh, God.
All right.
It's time to be glad again.
Okay, let's get them.
Let's get them.
What the fuck?
Climb off the damn thing!
Oh
Wow
So much squares. Oh god, just bunch of squares
Yep, and there goes the cookie. I'm not fun with you guys.
I hit one guy and the other guy gets the cookie. I'm not doing it.
It's a trophy.
Whoa.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh! Big woman!
Boom!
Come here. Alright.
Jesus.
Hello?
Jesus.
That's it.
Crazy damage.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
No you don't.
Boom!
That's ridiculous.
Come here.
The left.
Damn.
Two, three.
Stop it.
Grapples are scary as fuck wrestlers.
Oh god.
Oh my god, that's what I thought.
My toes!
Leave me alone!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Damn. Stop it!
Shit, I'm fucked.
I
Kicked them in the legs twice and then you didn't make counter
That's so
So bad
Oh god
Stuff is happening. Oh
Man oh
My god
Anyone's game? No, I try so hard
Wow as far
You fucker.
Oh shit!
That was in the air!
Ugh!
Fuck!
Ugh!
Let's ass up!
Ow!
I got you, Scott!
Damn it!
Come here!
You want me?
Help me!
I'm going to kill you!
Help me.
Come on, wait for me.
Come on, come on, come on.
God damn it.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
that damage.
Wow.
Oh.
What?
What?
It's back.
We got it.
We got it.
No, return, return.
What?
What?
What the hell is this thing?
Come on.
Yep.
Come on.
All right.
There it is.
All right.
There we go.
There it is!
There we go!
He turned around!
Hey man, we'll take those!
Fuck!
Mother! Get off me!
Fuck!
Mother! Get off me!
Mother! Get off me!
Come on!
Okay, just... I'll correct the fork.
Wow! Okay, just touch it.
Come on.
Little grapple.
Ow! No!
Ow.
I'm dead.
That's what he did! That's what he did!
That's what he f**king meant!
That's what he f**king meant!
So you look like tags!
Oh, got to get away!
Enjoy chasing this man around for the next hour.
He plays as if he's playing Rumblebur.
Ever in game.
Yeah, yeah, not at all!
Not at all! Do it for me!
Get off me, bro! Get off me!
Don't do it!
You're good.
You're good.
Did he just kick your dead body with a f***ing rumble, too?
Oh, that's so f***ed up.
Come here.
Oh, damn it.
You both want the cookies, Emmy.
You can go and get it.
Anybody wants some cookies?
It's all delicious.
I got chocolate chips.
I got...
I got...
Won't you raise it?
Faster than my attacks can reach.
Damn, Kase, I f*** you back and I'm tired.
Come take your medicine.
Oh, all right.
Happy birthday.
Oh!
Come grab that nipple.
There you go.
I'm a kid.
I'm a wrestler with high heels.
I'm a rascal.
Who is arguably the worst character in this game?
Bourdain.
Bourdain?
Yeah, Bourdain.
I picked him twice.
Nice.
Bottom left.
Bottom left.
Nice.
He's like a senator.
Bourdain by a log shot.
Yeah.
He's like a senator.
I'm bored of him by a long shot.
Unless he has his gun.
Whoa!
Nope.
Holy shit, reversal.
Reversal again!
Lucky bitch.
Damn it.
You're right.
Oh god!
You reversed my combo.
OHHHHHHHHH!
Let's go!
Big bog is...
Ha ha ha!
AHHHHH!
Grabbing!
Oh my god, it's not just his offense, his defense, his shit too! Jesus!
I've been playing this here and it's all done!
Oh my god!
Right there, like this!
Crying.
There's like so much delay this guy and pressing a button and doing it. There's like I shoot you not like
At least a second
I think, uh, countering is tied to Peter.
Well, hahaha, Christmas!
My ass!
My ass!
Weep, weep!
Weep, yeah, yeah!
Weep!
What the fuck!
Oh, wow!
That was gross!
Weep!
There we go!
Jeez, dude, this guy.
I almost pulled off a limb, but good lord.
Like, you press a button and it's like one, two.
Come down.
Beat the shit out of him.
Get a double grab.
A double grab?
There you go.
Ah!
Sorry, I thought that I grabbed him.
Biggest giant spin kick!
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fucker!
He's so alive.
I'm just on the ground.
He's just on the ground.
Shut up.
I know.
Shut up.
I know.
Fuck this guy.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Let's try that fucking.
The way from here.
You know if you want yeah one name on the win again we got double team on
Let's do no damage.
That literally did no damage.
Look at that.
Look at it.
It's literally nothing.
Chicken wing him.
Oh my god.
You got uphill battle buddy.
You got uphill battle.
Busy.
Come on get close to him.
Grab him.
He's also...
Oh, that's GG.
Oh, there's your 6-in-the-
OHHHHHH!
You got super, you got super!
OHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Oh, you're shitting...
Bro, the raid boss, exactly, bro!
AHHHHH!
He's very discussed!
Dude, you kinda...
Gotta hit it with like 600 damage life.
Uh, yeah.
Got hit with 600 damage.
Fast.
You wanna switch any of them if you plan?
A little more.
You wanna rub more?
Shit, you about to get it.
You about to get Steve Fox.
Wait.
With weapons.
Oh hell yeah, let's go.
Take the craziest thing you got.
Yeah.
With weapons?
Yeah.
Right.
Where's the gun?
So these big scissors
Chocomically huge scissors?
Well chop you
Delvinize pipe
They'll pipe you
You play this online Steve
They're online
Of course
What kind of question is that?
Let's go on.
Yeah, that's true.
Over here in the back.
Over here.
Round one.
Fight.
Ehh.
But Axe went fucking flying.
Yeah.
There we go.
Shit.
Oh, God.
Good.
Stepping me.
Oh.
I flipped out of the mid-double.
Oh, shit.
Oh, whoa.
I want the ground!
I'm gonna piss off!
Shit, I'm back here!
I'm all signature move.
Oh man, we're fighting!
I'm right in here to get fucking all the guy.
Get off me bitch.
Boom.
Wow.
I kicked a weapon.
Did it disappear?
I'm sorry.
whoop say he's flipping and dipping
who hates rich people is not now
yeah
i hate rich people
oh
oh son of a
new piece of shit
piece of shit
piece of shit
oh my god i'm pushing the wrong buttons man
just round up and kick me there right
uh
kia
kia
Get a weapon.
What's the throw?
There's one somewhere.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, it's not one of the bad ones.
Oh my god, look at my health.
That one happened.
Jesus.
What happened to your health?
I don't know.
I got an axe combo.
It seems to be like a billion damage.
Get the fuck out of here!
You're going to pay for that!
Don't tap.
Fink.
That was a nasty combo.
Dude, you guys are fighting each other soon. You've got a ton of health.
What a mess.
Yeah, we got a win.
Damn it.
Learn more though.
Stop attacking. You gotta kill Sunye.
I will.
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What the hell?
Holy shit, that's the toes.
Why did it no TG?
That's bullshit.
Oh, okay.
What's up, man?
What's up?
Oh, okay.
Oh, damn.
What the hell?
What?
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
I'm really trying to figure out how I can throw this bitch.
What the fuck, bro?
Dude, fuck.
Don't run away. Get up. I'm not finished with him. No.
Ah, I said it.
She house.
Fluff the tracking.
Too off.
Oh, shit.
Soon you're gonna kiss my ass.
The actual one in cookies.
Damn, the owner.
He literally is fighting with me.
Oh, I keep all the- Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
I don't have a lot of said
Do we?
Harder your shit Simmons. Harder your shit. Huh. Holy shit
Why does it OTG like she's a fucking, she's playing Link's Shabu shit, dude?
She's playing Soul Calibur over here.
I love Soul Calibur.
She's literally doing Shabu shit.
Oh, I'm gonna try to do, batter up.
Three, four.
Fuck!
What is that?
What is that thing right there over there?
What the fuck?
Dang!
Okay, bitch.
Stupid.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, you're one.
I got him.
How do you fucking throw fuckers?
Square-n-x.
I fuck you!
Yeah, I got this!
Fuck you, bitch!
I fuck you, bitch!
I fuck you, bitch!
I fuck you, bitch!
Yeah.
Oh!
I'll take that right there.
Nice.
Oh, fucking stupid law.
You bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
You cheap shits.
This is what it feels like.
This is what it sounds like.
Don't try!
Brad has a lot of life.
Brad does.
Fucking Brad.
Come on, Brad, let's go!
Fucking Brad, she's just Christ!
What the fuck off me?
I sort with all the way the fuck over here.
We got a Delta, Brad.
And he goes after me.
Oh shit.
Everybody's got to love it.
Oh, shit.
Everybody's got to love it.
Fuck off.
Oh, no!
Shit!
Give me up! Give me up!
Okay, okay, okay.
Ah!
Ah!
Get off!
That was gross!
That was gross!
How'd it do with my summer when it'd come out?
Hey, McBradley.
My fingers are hurting.
Just like Tekken, the super don't work.
The characters in this game just have heat smashes.
It's all right.
They're predating Tekken 8 by 28 years.
Damn, they got all the Tekken 8.
All the Tekken 8 is worth it.
They're all right.
They're all right.
They're all right.
Yeah, we got all the techies from here.
All right, let's go downstairs and check on some food.
We're going to have no mercy.
Yeah, then 64.
What do you want to do next so I can set it up?
N64.
Want to do the N64?
No murky.
No murky.
OK, you can do more, sir.
Do we have N64 controllers?
No, we don't.
But I'll put away all the PlayStation controllers.
No emergency restroom.
Maybe Rita.
Maybe me the victor.
Hi, hello, hi, I will clean up all the controllers now.
Hi Chad, how's it going?
Hello.
I'm going to put all this shit away.
Good luck in the, I was happy that Urban Rain supports widescreen.
Like legit has 16 by 9 widescreen.
I'm the intern.
I'm the intern chair stream. It's currently a chair stream minus quality chair stream T5 has it to right? Yeah, second five and a few like so caliber three actually have widescreen support.
The lineup go was way ahead of the curve in this era.
They were doing shit.
Yeah, PSD watched you normally work
unless you have enough scaler.
The reward for winning was that you
don't have to clean up.
The winner has to clean up this shit.
That's a good showcase of a game you never heard of.
We pretty much play it on Kenny and Steve's birthday every year.
So it's like both of these guys have birthdays like within a week of each other.
So Kenny's obviously the 14th and Steve's like the 21st.
I'll go back and check.
Or is he like the 28th?
I can't remember.
How's Steve's birthday?
He's birthday soon.
You can play RA9 with your video games or solo?
Oh, how though?
Dude, if you want to play, if you want my experience with a single player game
You don't want it happening on your video games man.
Won't be able to focus at all.
Definitely not.
We want to, I'll be putting that by myself.
You can play other things leading up to it.
But having a room of a bunch of people
and a bunch of conversations.
I've legit played through games before
on your video games with the guys that I just forgot.
Because we, Chrono Trigger, yeah, perfect example.
Chrono Trigger, we played through like three fourths
of that game and I'm like, I don't remember any of this
shit because well we were talking about stuff doing things you know no mercy
yeah yeah we're getting no mercy right now I gotta get the n64 prep
I think I put them all away yeah yeah
Yeah, it's already ready to go.
My chat.
DB Games launch spectacular.
Next week, I might have to start up my RE4 remake randomizer.
I actually have to begin that.
Because, dude, Resident Evil 9 comes out like a week from Thursday or something like that?
Alright, can we talk about why does every publisher seem to do this to us every time?
Oh, a bunch of shit at the same time?
Why is there really got to come out within a week span?
April 30th is crazy. There's like, there's...
I mean, if you count the end of the month to the first week of March, there's a ton of stuff.
We're like, yes, already done, obviously. And the Avatar beta.
I got a bunch of other crap.
Same day.
I like ghostly o-tay legends, and da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Oh yeah, that's happening too.
We need to have a talk.
Can you guys like, are you guys like trying?
There, they try, they listen to my streams.
That's, I'm so self-centered that I know it's me.
It's gotta be me.
It's competition, yeah?
Pretty much.
Dude, Nightmare Geese comes out this month,
and April 30th is like,
Invincible versus Pride Bota, and something else.
Yeah, there was no big game climb.
Big game that is like actually actually pretty damn big. Yeah, what else is on?
Monster Hunter updates this week the last Monster Hunter update is this week
There's gear that I want sorrows
Yeah, sorrows. Yeah, what the fuck is invincible versus and
Sorrows and this is a drug for a good time are the same day. Yeah practically that's disgusting
That's just disgusting
Crimson deserts in March y'all if I if I'm not doing anything else, I'll try it
I'd like that game to be good, but
Unfortunately, we played it. It was all about they came out apparently it's great
I'm zonin 1.1 came out added a bunch of shit for replayability like a whole bunch of stuff
Launch up
profiles and 64 here we go button six
hey look hey look everything gonna avoid GTA yeah well I mean that was like the
that was like the point last year you know was that everyone's trying to get
You're at a GTA.
Working.
No mercy time.
I'm so glad I set up all the crew files on these systems.
I need to do some spring cleaning in your chat,
like, desperately.
And I did some spring cleaning on all of this stuff,
all of our upscaling.
So when we play games on these systems,
they actually look good now.
And it's relatively easy to figure out because I, like,
hunkered down and did it.
Next on GTA, you know what?
I'll try it, but how do you have all that stuff organized
in the room?
Not well.
Not well.
Not necessarily well.
Yeah, I'll try Crimson Desert.
Don't guarantee I'm going to like it, but I'll try it.
Put it away.
Clark.
Here, here.
I found my PS2 memory card with my Final Fantasy X, my original FF-10 save file on it.
No shit, I think I have it over here, hold on.
Yeah dude, check it out.
This is my first memory card for Replay Station 2, my very first one.
And I legit have my OG FF7 card down here.
the other reason I have this is that before I sold by 240 sx I looked in the glove compartment
and I was like oh my god my ps1 memory card is in there original ps1 memory card fucking
I was a cleric look at that shit dude. That's crazy
I'm just gonna kill myself
Okay, I
Love the soundtrack
Every card is older than some of the chat it is the data on it is older than those
All right no more see-off thing
Looks great! Damn, this looks great! What a great N64 profile! My god, dude! This looks
clean AF for this video! This looks crazy good! Bro! Bro, this is crazy how good this
I've never seen this game look this good before.
Was this the best era of wrestling?
Or was it like, was it the late 80s, 90s?
Was this the golden era?
I feel like it was.
I feel like the attitude era, WCW and WWF.
No mercy like
You know
And the funniest part is that this is like when Goldberg was around in WCW and shit
This was the the only time I was ever invested in wrestling at all
Like all my friends talked about it after every Monday every Tuesday
So go home and watch it on TNT for some wild shit
So I would have to be updated on the drama and everyone would talk about like the relationships of the characters and I realized like
And in hindsight, this is the soap opera. Yeah, the male soap opera. It's just a soap opera for dudes. Oh my god, I get it
Okay, the male soap opera
They're good. This looks the best. I think it's ever looked because they have a lot of
Yeah, I'm probably sharpest of things very good very good
So yeah, at that point it was like right around the late 90s and
I started watching like actively every Monday.
And I mean, my friends remember just watching, they'd go to like nine o'clock.
And that was the attitude era, it was like WCW was what most people were into
the time, wasn't even WWF, not yet.
The only thing I have to go over by the end of the 90s.
Yeah, pretty much.
I was like, right with WCW is like not as cool.
When did WCW go by the wayside?
What happened?
It spotted.
No, they just scooped them up.
It's not what we could have done.
I see.
2001.
Yeah, it wasn't even that long after I was watching, but everyone became a member of
the NWO.
Yeah, that's the NWO era, right?
Attitude era was amazing, but some of it didn't age well.
No shit.
It's kind of the, it's kind of the thing, it's the product of its time.
Because of the finger of doom?
What?
I just remember Ray Mysterio still was unmasked, you know, when I was watching.
He's still just a short guy, that was crazy.
Kevin Nash was like, the big guy, Kevin Nash, yeah, Hulk Hogan was there, yeah.
I wasn't even familiar with Vince McMahon, the piece of shit that he is.
I wasn't even familiar with him because he was on the other side.
You know who was Vince McMahon of WCW?
Oh god, Leatherface.
Not Big Show.
Eric Bischoff?
No.
It felt like to me it felt like it was...
In terms of like, this is like the CEO guy that still gets in the ring and shit.
Rick Flair!
It felt like Rick Flair was like that personality, like he's like the head honcho of this shit.
And then Rick Flair would get in and they'd have a heart attack.
Like live on stage.
Who was it?
I guess not.
I don't even know if they had a head honcho.
Which is why I think I gravitated more towards WCW and NW over things.
Because it was like, it's staying in shit, man.
This is just the same thing on the WWS side, right?
WWS had like the drama, WCW had like the more like, I don't know, visually, like, because
He had to go so nice there or whatever.
Yeah, the heavy drama was on the WWS side.
WCW was more trying to just be the cool,
just the cool kids, I guess, if you will.
Let's see.
One more closer to old school wrestling.
My wrestling was in early 90s, late 80s.
Like, I didn't know who the Rock was because he was on the WWS side.
Yeah.
And I don't know why I didn't like WWF in comparison.
I think it was because as a teenager, you have to choose one as a kid.
You have to choose one over the other.
Let me see if we got save data in these.
Yeah, that is about wrestling, that was about the show.
Yeah, exactly, there you go.
Exhibition. Where is this? Is that creative character?
In ship.
Did this one not have it? Was it WrestleMania 2000 where they
introduced that ship? What?
Creative character is in here. That's in here. Yeah.
Iron Man. What the fuck?
Go to commission or whatever that is.
ah there you know what Triple H is is the head of this shit
head of the superstar damn it my superstar I want to like a unique
I'm a creative character?
Yeah.
Which are our options?
The Age of Superstars.
You got a tab?
Ah, no data.
Okay, so we don't have anything on this.
I could go to...
I guess we can pull our other No Mercy cart.
I think we have a...
Is it a cart or someone else's cart?
I don't know.
I think Kenny would have had to have brought his.
Didn't his get erased at some point?
There's a bug in this game that erases the game really well that sucks
That sucks
Who the here I'm gonna give you my I actually know they are I know they are yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, better question is how many of these wrestlers are still alive? Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I'm familiar from these games
Who the fuck Scotty to hottie
Grandmaster sex I damn the guys was meant to be remembered. I don't remember this guy
Edge edge looks like somebody I think I know but I don't know the fuck that is
Sounds familiar
Boba Ray Dudley. I don't know the fuck Boba Ray is
I don't know that party. It's not familiar. Nope.
Yeah, no. I don't know if I'm in these games.
Have you got it? You're right. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. In the link. Sounds very familiar. He's like a classic
wrestler. Bradshaw. No, no, Clue.
Rook?
Never heard of him.
X-Fact? Don't tell him actually.
Road dog?
Dunno the fuck that is.
Mr. Ass.
My favorite wrestler.
Oh, I'm an ass man.
The legendary Mr. Ass.
That's where that comes from.
Steven Ricciardo? Dunno that is.
Dunno the godfather it is.
Dunno Bill Buchanan.
Bill Buchanan, who the hell are you turning?
I only know them from these guys I know about penis test test
Is that actually his name or is this a
Albert is
Taco michinoku nope no clue
Steve black
I don't know these people
Nope
Nope
Nope
Mark Henry and you know, this is out there, right?
Do you think I brought him?
You know, I'm not watching no wrestling.
Elsa, Rios, you know, big boss, man.
No.
Rich Bulldog.
No.
Why does another Bulldog?
How do you not know Rich Bulldog?
Put this one in.
I don't know.
Oh, well, I mean, if you want, that's not.
You scared?
I don't know.
This guy is amazing looking, though.
I bring no.
Ladies.
The cat, no.
This one's gone.
Very no.
We didn't know.
I know I was just telling someone's this is like mid late 90s era WCW. It's all early on
You know this yes, yeah, do you want to do that one so this
You have the characters yeah, I remember staying Goldberg and shit over yeah, I mean my copy of no mercies here, too
With all the weird characters. I think I have a lot of the chat in there, too
My coffee with no mercy putters is so much heavier than this.
I think that was on that heavy.
You shouldn't feel like a resident of a tooth cartridge.
Is it really that thick?
Yeah, it's heavier than most of the others.
Well, that would have came on immediately if it was working.
Maybe. It's old.
Hey, there it is.
Yeah, there you go.
I'll get some spit on it.
Oh.
Well, now we got to do like maybe the pins are too far down maybe no
No
This one yours, I think this one's um
Yeah
I bought another one for you, you stuck it in there.
You know what's funny, there's a YouTube video explaining that blowing up a cartridge really
doesn't do anything.
My ass says it always seems to work.
Yeah, it always seems to work.
The thing that actually makes it worse is taking the connection out and putting it
back in.
That's the thing that made it work.
Because you're getting the grime off of it by removing it.
Yeah, it's the connection itself.
Once you take it out and put it back in, that's how it works.
All right, Doctor, come here, W-S-W-N-W-R-H.
Yeah, this is my dad.
Okay.
This one's a little hard.
Oh, then you know what, dude?
Hold up.
I can get it to work.
Hey, how'd you do it to work, old man?
I told you.
You know what? Just do that on the Everdrive.
You can do that.
Just do it on the Everdrive.
Oh, we don't have characters.
No, that's fine.
I like the weird old characters in that game.
Yeah, as long as you believe they worked and did.
Yeah, just pick it up on the episode.
We saw that video, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Just pick the one you have right here, it's not a bunch of weirdos.
What's up, New Jersey?
Your reality was that it was just all in our heads.
We just believed it did.
It worked.
Scientifically, it doesn't make any sense to follow on it.
From a scientific perspective, now this shouldn't be doing anything.
It just, the placebo is too strong.
Yeah, just put it on Q-tips worked.
You don't need it. Just do a...
We'll just put it on because that copy is full of shit and it was...
Oh, wow.
It's doing the exact same thing as the other one.
Rubbery Racers? Because it's Rubbery Racers, Jack?
I don't think it's actually the cartridge. I think it's the...
I don't think it's actually the cartridge. I think it's actually the connection.
Well, let me see something now.
They're not going to do the exact same problem.
Let me just take a look at something.
I told you.
Georgia?
Yeah, now it's fine.
Whoa, that's fine.
Yeah, it's not the cartridge.
That's fine.
Because you blew it.
Nobody but me can get this cart of work.
Yeah, because he's got all these weirdos.
They Ken, Min Chi, Kanzo Man, he's fucking awesome, Aki-Man, Aki-Man is fucking god-like,
Executioner, Rad as fuck.
I ran into this game so much and played so much with my neighbors.
Wayne this guy's been this guy was 40 years old in the 1940s and then in the
90s 90s he was still 40 before horsemen before husbands he was just like a
bunch of old dudes he has to be dead right now probably
Oh, please tell me they have, um, 50 million.
Oh.
What are you doing?
I'm in Dallas.
Million dollar, man.
Oh, man.
You have a Nash still, huh?
Dude, there's no, um...
Oh, Alex, right.
Fuck yeah, dude.
That's right.
Fuckin' it.
Now, hell no.
He's a bitch.
Hell yeah, that's right.
Everybody's got a price.
Up's here.
What does everybody want?
They call him the party boy.
He's a party boy.
What does everybody need?
What does everybody love?
Fuck you, Slamrod!
Oh, Glacier.
Is one of the guest referees.
This one, uh, maybe you don't have it unlocked.
Was it Ninja still in here somewhere?
What the fuck's the mark on it?
Oh, dude.
The goat.
Mixed in with something.
Yeah, Ninja's right here.
Hanselman.
What, Hanselman?
Yeah.
So funny fact check because obviously there was no WCWWF in Japan where the game was actually
made.
This was I believe called Fire Pro Wrestling 64.
It actually had a different roster of characters if you ever got one of the N64 versions or
Japanese and 64
Japan had their own circuit so like yeah, that's the only JPL and all that
Japanese pros is it JP?
JPW?
No, new Japaners thing. Yes, and JPW and JPW
But that was the big one, right?
Japan.
Um...
Yo, what's up with the female league, I'm not shit.
Are they discussing something?
Jesus, dude, those women would fucking destroy each other, dude.
They're doing moves that just look super illegal.
Like, are you literally just trying to kill each other for a problem?
Also, all Japan pro wrestling?
Yo, man, I ask you that the female league would, like, go the extra mile to murder each other.
Or lack.
New Japan Pro Wrestling and all Japan Pro Wrestling of the top two in the 1990s.
Ah, okay.
Are they still around yet?
Or is it like...
Yeah, New Japan is definitely around.
Ah, okay.
They probably have like no worthy announcers back in the day too, huh?
Virtual was a virtual person shoot. I thought I was called fire pro like that's in the classic fire pros
Was it called virtual problem?
Virtual pro wrestling
That whiner called color Korean barbecue BBQ and then Korean BBL
3 and BBLs both firecrows
I thought we were so nice to you
One of us is wrong
Is this revenge how'd you get it working?
Keep moving, I told you
Nobody knows how to get this console working with me
I don't even know if that's a real person, I don't know if that's a real person, I don't
I've never heard of him.
Okay?
I've never heard of him.
Wow.
Kim, these aren't real people.
You're not real.
These aren't fucking fake ass people.
Stain?
Okay, how about this?
Yeah, I got us familiar.
What about this?
Lody, no, not really.
No.
Thanks.
Sick boy?
No.
Reese?
No.
Kidman?
No.
Yeah.
Roddy Piper?
Of course.
What are you doing?
Of course.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I don't know.
She's a fucker.
Press over looks weird.
It looks like fucking holy moly.
Daniel's definitely touched up, so yeah.
He did.
He touched his head.
Yeah.
You made this hard on me.
We're going to talk about it.
That's not Rick Steiner.
This is a ticket of Scott Steiner's.
I think it can lean.
Never heard of him.
Wait, is Scott Steiner in here?
Yeah.
He's in the other one.
Saturn?
No.
No.
No.
How do you know British Bulldog?
No.
Damn.
I'm about nothing, no.
No British Bulldog Hammer?
No.
Bulldog Hammer, I'm just rocking.
I'm rocking.
You said you knew this.
Everybody knew it was a K-Doo Bridge Bulldog.
That means you were never a kid.
You know La Parka?
La Parka.
See you right here.
Yeah.
How about this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Let me fix the s signal.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I want you to say thanks.
No.
That's unfamiliar. I've never seen it before like this guy. These are made up
You're made up
Remember executioner. No Wow keep our own the time is under six fictional you're thinking I that guy's a god
This is power. Oops. Damn it about dr. Frank. It's a Jenny. I don't know no Frank
Yeah.
That's what the mother man is.
You know, it's the four rustlers.
This is the shit that Kenny made.
None of these characters are real.
You're not real.
None of these are real.
No, these are like the made up ones.
How about this guy?
Nope.
Kenny made it up.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Going all the way, baby!
Four hundred wrestlers all the way!
Hey!
I'm not missing a dollar now.
And what?
So we get to pick our first four and the rest are all random.
Oh god, these controllers.
Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah, that's all right.
I don't want to play a fighting game on enough.
You're funny.
K.I.
K.I. and that's it.
Oh, how about this guy? You okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, Michael, how about him?
Yeah, that's a good one.
How about a big bitch off?
We have a somewhat.
Pretending?
Yeah.
Hey, you go ahead.
Randy's out of shit.
He's going to just have stats.
Sick boy.
He's having moves.
They have like specific moves that are better than others, but I'm gonna stand some things on it.
Start up those.
Start up those show guns.
Next person?
What the fuck is that?
Show gun? That's not a person.
Hockey man is also not my occupant man.
Fuck you.
You cheat.
You cheat.
There's Scott Siner.
All right Steve, go.
Oh god, something moved.
Thanks so much.
It's better than I remember this commercial when it aired.
You remember the commercial where Steve came to the kids house and beat the shit out of his kid?
Yeah, yeah, it's amazing.
They're the best restaurants like commercials ever.
It doesn't matter who you get in the beginning because they're going to get knocked out.
to get knocked out.
I like to go back.
Ring out lose, pin yes, mission yes, TKL yes,
rope break no, quick match yes, no,
this is called vacation.
I got a hug and it's died many times.
Yes.
Now the dead for real.
Yep.
Yeah, they fixed my wrist.
Good.
Okay.
Oh man, that's all you got.
You're a turd.
You're a turd.
They like pin apples.
Oh god.
Hopefully it doesn't find it.
I can't.
Oh god, I'm not playing.
You pressed Z, didn't you?
I believe so.
Press it again when you come back in.
When I come back in, I'll go to the base.
Oh, no!
Hey, I'm hugging.
No, nope.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey, I'm hugging.
I say terrible things.
Thank you.
All right.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, someone much better.
I'm kicking the shit out of this guy. Oh god, damn it.
Absolutely not playing.
Why'd you play him?
I should've seen him.
I should've seen him once.
Yeah, that's it.
There you go.
Splat!
Damn.
Bouch.
Korean back dashing.
Right.
All right, so quick.
Down C is run.
B is punch. A is grapple.
Right C is switch targets.
How do you knock people out?
Oh crap.
Come on, you do this?
Just run.
Oh, OK.
I think I did it.
Right on.
Wait, so you do what?
Do you push down C to knock him out?
Down C is to run.
And then what else?
You're going to run into it.
Oh, OK.
God damn it every time!
You big fuckers!
Put the glasses on, Max!
OK, so I push down C.
Up!
Wow.
What the fuck do you get out of here?
Ah!
No!
I've learned!
Learned!
Got to set up a little.
I feel like I'm playing Tocque on over here, uh.
Oh my god, oh gosh.
Really?
What?
Get this guy out of here.
Eddie Guerrero.
Ah, he's in the rose.
I don't know how much it's weightless this.
Yeah!
No!
Let's go! Come on, hit him!
Hey!
It's got some chaos.
It's got David Simmons' chaos!
Chaos!
Ah!
Oh, fuck out of here.
Whoa, Alexa! Oh, man, executioner!
I need to do your big super.
Okay, Ken.
Up on the, on the, you know, the analog stick.
Yeah.
That is, yeah, now when it's shaking, you, yeah, then you hold a charge grab.
Hold a to charge, you do like a double grab, up on the analog stick.
Nah, just do anything about your work.
He should, he should.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Don't just kimp.
Let's get out of here.
Oh!
Ah, shit, ah, shit.
Oh, crap.
No.
No, Pepsi Man!
Pepsi Man!
Jolly Antion!
Not under the jar, just giant.
Just giant.
Colors?
Welcome man, over here.
Hello.
I had a pair, he always used to be.
You're a big bitch.
What the fuck are you?
Don't you care?
He kicked me in my ass.
Oh, it's stink!
Wow.
Sting!
Sting has the best intro of all time in there.
Ah!
Get off me, stink!
I don't know.
Ugh!
Yay!
What the fuck, stink?
Yeah!
Ugh!
Oh, nice.
Down.
Ugh!
Oh, nice.
Down.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
I'm going to kill me. Stay. You got to counter. Guys, please. Fucking guys. Eat shit.
I've never seen this before.
All right with you.
Oh!
I've never even seen this.
Ah!
No!
Ah!
I learned!
I learned!
Kenny showed me the strat.
D.B.!
What?
Not even down his pinch!
Oh, he touched his pants.
Oh no.
Touched his tips.
Touched his tips.
I'm coming down this page!
Where'd you touch your pants?
Touch this.
Touch this.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I pressed a lot of buttons, dude.
You didn't even steam?
I pressed a lot of buttons.
Oh, you need steam power!
Oh, shit.
Don't tease me.
Don't tease me, bitch.
I was playing the Hacks character just giving me the message to another dimension.
I literally never...
Look at those Spider-Man shoes.
I'm gonna pin you.
Can you block that?
Block that!
Oh, that wing of crap.
No.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Oh!
Get in the wing, you dumbass!
Barbarian!
Oh, fuck out of the ring.
Alex, right, you bitch?
He's the best.
Oh, my God, the foot.
I'm going to turn around.
Oh my god, the foot.
I'm gonna turn around.
Oh my god, he fell.
No, I'm kidding you lucky ship.
Dr. Frank.
Good to have you, Nathan.
Got it.
Nice.
Oof.
Drop kick.
Drop kick.
Oh nice.
Okay, I think that can't eat a piece of shit.
You can eat a piece of ho.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I like your working on you.
Fuck Hanna!
Give me Hanna!
That's my ass!
Yeah!
Eat shit!
Oh, you're gonna get the Hanna.
Yeah!
The hock to you.
The hock to you.
The hock to you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm getting it!
I'm gonna hop to you.
I'm gonna hop to you.
Oh, damn it!
Why do I spin?
Get this hop.
Hop.
Damn, I hopped you.
Nice.
It's fucking getting me.
Ugh.
I'm gonna hop.
Oh, what the hell is this?
Ryan Adams. Great singer. That's it. We're getting you out now. Summer of 16 years. Why?
It's gonna work eventually. Wow. Yeah, it's gonna work eventually. There we go.
I'll be sorry you watch your man rings damn it.
Why is the name not capitalized?
This does not happen to a slim gem over here.
Oh dear.
Oh shit.
Ah.
Reese.
Ah.
Lovely Reese.
Oh Hockereese.
Oh wow.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Goldberg.
I need a heart
Flying guillotine
He interrupted all the time.
He's got a player!
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
Yeah.
Help me out here.
Take him to the back of his head.
Oh, geez.
Big.
Oh, man.
Kill him.
Wow!
How's that fair?
He gave it what it's there.
That's a special move.
Oh, man.
Help!
Get out of here, Macho Man.
Oh, you can't get out of here.
Get out of here, Macho Man!
Oh, you get out of here.
Fucking hell.
Oh, nice.
Oh.
Oh, the two-tap!
Get off me! Yep!
Oh, my God, really?
Oh, my, you like karate kicks from the back.
What the heck?
I can't see.
Yeah, get him out of here.
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Jackal.
Jacques.
Yeah.
Change Jeffroch's looks.
It is Jacques.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Excuse me.
You stupid damn sloucher shit out of here.
Oh, come here.
What?
This way.
Oh, oh, nice.
He's speaking.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah!
Ah!
Shit!
Ah, two hit combo.
Yeah!
We're still bashing. We're still bashing.
Oh, yeah.
Say hello to the bad guy.
Fuck you, Alcada. You bitch.
You're not a bad guy.
Good man, the guy.
Alright, to the front, yeah.
Yeah! Down here, Scott!
No way!
Fuck!
No.
Yeah, no? What?
No!
No!
Fuck, I'll save you!
Save me!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
He's saying me.
I'm fucking believable.
I mean, fuck off.
Yeah.
No way, Lex.
Lex, not like this.
Jesus.
Oh.
Sit, boy.
All right.
Sit, boy.
Oh.
The wobble.
Oh, really?
Hey, that was a gimme.
That was an actual gimme.
Oh, my God. This again? Yeah. Oh.
I'm still in.
What the hell? I should have sucked my dick.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Brieze Bulldog.
Oh, I'm the Brieze Bulldog,ой!
Oi, oi, oi.
Uh!
I'm the Brieze Bulldog, oi!
I'm Brieze.
I'm Brieze.
I'm Brieze!
Oh, help me.
Okay, good.
Oh, I'm the Brieze Bullslam.
The Brieze Bullslam!
ort me!
Boy, bruv!
Fuck you British shitter!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Wow!
Damn!
Ah! Come on!
Fucking give me a slap, you fucking bitch.
Oh my god, I'm still alive.
Who's got a special?
Bring your kidney.
Get him the fuck out of here!
Oh my god, Sam!
I'm gonna stay on time!
Oh my god!
That's literally fucking funny.
Welcome to my match.
Yeah!
I'm not sure.
I'm fucking up.
Oh my god.
My best sack.
I think I should be getting invincible.
You're fighting other people.
Ugh.
Oh, I don't believe it.
I'm not.
like sugar-free no I'm gonna turn around and spin around and
grab a punch.
Sugar-free looks like Popeye.
Oh.
I'll pop you in your eye.
Oh.
Captain Encino.
No.
Come here with me, you stupid bitch.
I'm coming for you.
Oh my goodness!
Tim G!
Look right in!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
That's wrestling after all.
I'm look right in!
Tim G has the belt.
Tim G!
WCW belt belongs to me!
He's behind me for some Tim G, damn.
I can't believe you, Sam.
Woo!
Pro-biotics wins.
Pro-biotics wins.
Yeah, man, that's all you want.
Up to you.
Yeah, um...
Special match.
Tandycat.
It's like odd.
It's always way to do, like, special guest referee.
We're gonna do a special...
Costco deserves a shout-out.
Kim Chee.
We're going to do four, but we're going to change the rules.
So you have to choose.
Sting came floating in from the rafters.
Yeah.
That was kind of cool.
Oh.
Oh, we did it.
Oh!
No, no, this is fine.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it?
Okay, wait for it.
Is it?
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, it's going to do it.
Not just put it in the um put put a way for it. No, it's doing the ever card never drive
Never drive. It's fine. I didn't have any special. I just I just took away the band wrestlers
Yeah
They will not be named yeah, no, they're like overpowered
Band isn't they turned out to be pieces of shit turned out to be terrible things
We go from the bottom up.
It's impossible.
Damn.
Uh, WCW divided it?
There's also one with a special guest referee.
I don't know if that's in revenge.
No, let's send another one.
That's World Tour.
Yeah, there you go.
That's the good one.
Mayhem and Nitro are the ones I never see people play.
It's always either revenge, no mercy, or WrestleMania 2000.
Oh, those games suck.
Do they suck, really?
Yeah.
Are they made by the same dudes?
Yeah.
Ooh.
They're different devs.
Oh.
Hey, mercy, I guess we're free.
Get, get, get, get you, Robo.
Good new stage.
I love being the riders and seeing that people come up with ideas for new heels and new concepts
of teams and shit.
I think it'll be a concept in any way.
I'll pick the other color.
Hit right C.
I'll pick the purple one.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll pick the yellow one.
Let's see.
Damn, I'm picking the purple one.
Okay, let's go see.
That's fucking Power Rangers.
Old school Scott Steiner.
No, Hanselman's not real.
All right, Steve.
Developer added wrestler.
I wanna come up from the top, I'm floating.
What is this thing?
Alright, so ring out, no, no, no, no, yes, yes.
Power over it.
I don't know.
Focus qualifications.
The hockey man is real and he can't hurt it.
This just makes it like you have to pin.
You can go outside of the ring.
It's a long year.
No! I want my intro!
You never...
This has a baseball bat.
like that sting you pick fuck
No. What's with everyone having bullshit? They went to the back. They went to the ring.
They could talk to the crowd. They talked to the crowd.
Yeah, I got my bat back.
Oh, shit!
Wow, this is bullshit.
This is complete trash.
You know, with my briefcase, you got a 33-inch chance of surviving the Sacrifice.
I'm.
I feel like a.
I'm.
Everyone knows.
On the back.
I'm not gonna be countered you.
Counter.
Hey.
I don't understand.
It's okay.
Whoa.
Ah!
Okay, come on.
Pick this kiddie bitch up.
Whoa.
Come on, pick this kitty bitch up.
Whoa.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
check that out.
I actually doubt almost how super good it is to stick to it.
Holy shit, I just hit a backflip and I've done nothing happen.
Combination?
Do a combo.
Oh, the box!
I haven't even got a chair like a piece of shit.
I don't know, I just found this as shit.
Oh, here!
What do you think, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you?
Get over here!
Ugh!
Beating me up, and he's either playing.
Get over here!
Welp!
I'm hitting you again!
Oh my god!
Ah!
Big pop-up hub!
Goddamn, I got it folded like a frickin...
Long chair, god damn it!
Jesus Christ!
Uh oh.
Yes!
Yeah!
My spirit.
Half a pimp, double.
Big pop-a-pump!
Big pop-a-pump!
My spirit.
That's a gaming spirit!
Uh oh, you gotta be in it now.
I'm on the ground. I have so much spirit, but I'm on the ground. Why?
I'll fuck him up. I'm gonna spin around.
No, really.
Want some of this, Steve?
Yeah, get this stupid idiot.
Yeah?
Yeah, fuck him up!
Yeah!
Oops, want some coins.
Dude, we're supposed to tag!
Alright, I'm not.
Dude, don't worry.
Look what I got!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh god, it didn't.
No!
You're doing the fucking rig.
Flip and dippers!
Fucking flipper dippers!
On the hip-hooks.
Flipping dippers.
Wrong button!
Wrong button!
God damn it!
No!
Oh!
Too so bad!
Damn it, no.
No! Stop getting those ring!
Oh, this face is bleeding. You know, I gotta fuck.
If I can land it like this...
If I can land it like this...
Oh, that's a good kill.
No! No! No! No! No!
Get away from this shit, that's saying.
That ain't part of it.
Damn.
Ah!
Three-way.
No, no.
Get out of that!
Grab his dick and twist it!
Twist that dick!
Those things.
Oh, damn.
I think he dalses, especially my hands in there.
I can't, I can't like, pin him.
I just have to get him.
I can't pin this motherfucker.
L is pin.
L is a regular pin.
R is, R is, if he's on the ground, R pick up, and he stuns, he can get a free grab.
L is to pin.
R, you sure about that?
If you want to make him run, it's down to see if you win a grab.
Gotcha.
I was doing that because I'm remembering the Royale.
You have to do it.
Yeah.
Right out of the cheese.
Huh?
Well what?
This is gonna be a cheeseburger.
Oh!
Beast burger.
This is gonna be a burger?
Is it?
Put it up, put it up, it's gonna be good.
I'm near random winner by Dick Twist submission.
Would you want to after this candy so I can think about it?
What?
Would you want to after it?
Stour Pone 2.
Harrison 2?
Or if my kids are weight, we could do Six Player Smash.
It's up to you.
You want to get the Jorrens?
It seems they're like every time.
The Jorrens?
There's a still 12, so it's just a match.
Family out.
Dude, I use an old box of, what's it called?
The beard kit thing from the sponsor we had a long time ago.
Oh.
The beards for men, what the fuck was it called?
Manscaped. Manscaped.
Manscaped.
And it had like beard oil?
It just made me smell like a piece of mahogany.
Like I hate it.
It sucks.
It's not a good smell.
Smells like an eucalyptus tree.
Yeah, like, I wish it did.
It just smelled like a fucking piece of mahogany.
Like, I don't like it.
I can't stop smelling it too.
Yeah, I don't have that smell in it, but everything has the same scent.
Yeah, whose last?
It's me.
I want to see.
We're doing how many people?
Well, we can put, we can see on Steve's controller.
There we go.
Whoa.
What?
Whoa, old stink.
Stink.
You're the La Raza.
That's me, guys.
I'm that single one.
He's a really cool guy.
He used to be neighbors with one of my dad's friends.
He still lives down where we used to live.
Yeah, yeah.
I had a co-worker who was at a gym.
He was just at the gym when they worked out.
He was in a classroom in a camping for a while.
I don't know if he'd still live there now.
He would be Larry's best friend.
Us saying renowned, maybe yes, and that's it.
That's just the honest thing.
This thing was still doing it wrestling stuff in AEW until about a year ago, Jesus.
That's crazy. I think it's got to be like 60 or some shit.
Here. Least.
He wrestled until he was like 67, 68.
Jesus Christ.
Well, god dang, Rick Flair wrestled until he was like 80, and that was the saddest match
I've ever seen.
66.
Put Z on the skis before.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing to this fucking baseball bat?
There he goes.
I'm equipped with a baseball bat.
There we go.
Yeah, you want to come in here?
What?
Bitch.
Oh, yeah!
So we're not doing this, let's share it with you.
Yeah, the sad thing is, is like so many of the rest of us do turn out to kind of be
big old pieces of it.
Oh my counter back.
Big old pieces of shit.
Oh dude.
Unfortunately.
BAM!
Taking on Steve.
BAM!
Taking on Steve.
Taking him in an hour.
Ric Flair is playing coming out of retirement again, so don't question age.
Oh, God.
Bro, if Ric Flair is coming out of retirement, yes, I would question fucking age.
Dude, that last match...
That guy can't even fucking move.
Yeah, got it.
That last match was...
It was hard.
watch
God
Hey stupid bitch, yeah
But then the couch himself, yes, guys always look like a fucking leather couch.
Back to day away from our vice-president.
I forgot about that.
I forgot about that.
You're a couch fucker.
Yeah, it lines up.
You give me that shit! You give me that shit!
How about I take it back?
No?
How about you?
How about you?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Give me a roll of these.
I'm a fucking s***.
Why, I oughta.
So I'm being, someone else thinking 75 doesn't, doesn't mean they should.
Oh.
They don't even need a shun
What if you need a mash you can just actually hold you can actually just hold
Wait, wait for it. This is not Steve. Oh
Shit execute Kenny you fuck. I knew it's you
Yeah
He shit
Oh, no way, don't do it.
Sabu had one last match and fucking died.
Sabu died in the ring.
I remember Sabu.
Ah!
I
Really have this
Fuck
You fucking baseball bat bitches
I'll touch it down.
Yeah, eat this, Rolias, bitch.
Kill the Rolias.
Goddamn.
What?
Give him some more Rolias.
Yeah, hell yeah!
Okay, that's what's written here.
And why I ought to.
Oh, you mutter.
Goddamn, bro.
What the fuck am I doing with this guy?
Ah.
Actually, I want some brodies.
Yes, you're kidding.
You want some brodies?
Take him!
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
Unless you want some real DS.
Damn!
He need to close.
And there is one.
Fuck!
Hard to pick up, you know that.
Well?
Oh my god!
Oh!
Fuck off!
Ah!
My leg!
Ah!
Get the fuck off me!
Fuck off you!
Get it, get it!
It's your birthday!
It's your birthday!
30 spankings!
Here we go.
You don't even have a special anymore, you dumb-bun!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I like up from those false
Okay, this one yes dancing and shit
Oh
What damn it
Left
Got my spirit!
Got my spirit!
He's dead!
My spirit!
Die!
Move!
Yeah!
It's not right there!
I'm gonna pull you guys out of here and give you some fuckin' relief.
Ah, you punched me!
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck?
Ah, shit.
What the fuck am I?
Yo, say hello to the pool!
Ah, replays!
Oh
Yeah, you fucking try to play the game you bitch
What that fucked you up not me Larry's abyssal hit this bitch hit him you old fuck
Thanks Larry let's go. Thanks Larry. Oh god. I'm facing the wrong direction. Oh, yeah
What the fuck is Jesus Christ doing?
Jesus Christ!
Goddamn it!
How's there so much stamina?
What the fuck am I?
Am I still fucking around with Larry's Abisco?
Larry's Abisco's been 50 years old since the 50s.
50 years old, 70 years.
Do you know the set of the years?
Where the fuck am I?
Where is the biscobe? You're fucking around with me.
Bis-mother, you know what? Get some real here!
Aw, man!
No, get off!
I'll take this van.
You little...
You big shit!
You fucking piece of shit, man.
Get him, Larry Zabisco.
Yes.
You guys fucking double team me.
I'm gonna get the scissor.
Run it, run it, run.
Okay.
Okay.
This bitch is over you!
God damn he's only a one?
Fuck!
I have the heart of a tiger.
In the knowledge of a man, or the wisdom of a man.
Fucking fucking bullet guy am I?
And he's choking out a woman like the straight
Where am I?
Fuck you
There's a viscose
The thing for this fucking
Again in real life
Keep chasing me
Oh, shit.
Daja, shit.
Where the fuck am I?
Woo!
Get the fuck in there!
Get the rubies out!
Get the rubies out!
Fucking shit!
Get the fucking rubies out!
Fucking stupid!
I'm gonna pin him!
Larry's a mystery!
Larry, help me out here!
You're killing me, Larry!
Where are you fighting for the discipline of the S Max?
This is so stupid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, help me out, let me up.
More Rodillas.
Ah, get in there!
God, I couldn't even get in inside, because this bitch keeps grabbing me.
No, no!
No way!
Fucking Kenny!
Fucking Kenny!
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna fucking run.
Larry's a bisco.
I can't even believe it, dude.
I can't even get out.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck me!
Yeah! Fuck me!
I took two people beating the shit out of me!
You two fuckers beat me up!
It's you two beat me up!
So say yes, man!
You may not like it, but accept it!
Sevens. This kid he loves sevens.
He never went after sevens.
Hey, I just grabbed one right here.
It's the final sevens of my birthday.
That's what he said.
Whoever's in my area gets cooked.
I know I can't cook.
He's just trying to gobble and drag us out of there.
There's a targeted assassination, my fingers hurt.
Let's see if my kiddos are awake.
Oh yee, that was him! Let's go!
There's no one to talk to, doctor!
I've got you for 20 minutes, Max!
No, it's two other dudes.
I wish that was the case.
Yes, man, thank you.
I actually did the legit chat.
For those that know how this game actually works,
do you have to match the buttons?
Or do you just have to hold it down?
It depends on what it is.
I wouldn't be surprised.
You just have to like, if I want a counter,
I just hold down the counter.
Yeah, well, you timed it.
Yeah, right?
Because there's a grab counter and a punch counter.
I think that the majority of things like you don't need to kill your hands. You don't you don't but when you're do like when like they both like do
Yeah, of course, I'm just saying mash out of um you mash out of
It's funny if you mash though. I mean, yeah
It feels like the game responds faster at times like older
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
Got you for three minutes.
All the kids are out of sleep, so we can go to Stour Pwn.
Oh, sure.
Want me to do a dreamcast?
You do either or?
The dreamcast is better than collection.
Because it has more options, right?
Mmm, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dreamcast, collection is arcade.
Dreamcast is easy, fairly convenient.
Or are they inconvenient?
Do you want the castle?
No, what's better?
The Mrs. Goldar?
Or King Kai?
Yeah, I've done kinkai in a minute.
Well?
Most chat probably hasn't even heard of kinkai.
I had to work out the kinkai again.
I haven't done it in a long time.
I thought the stories that were coming out from Power Rangers
and how it fucked up Saban was.
Oh, it did, yeah.
I had a producer living on the block
where I was growing up.
Those people were like the sleaziest people.
Yeah.
Making a billion dollars, and they were like, hey,
They did the age-old thing.
Have we made a billion dollars?
We can make this show with less money.
Yeah.
They were like car salesmen, like low-level mob like sleaze.
Oh, yeah.
Because they filmed it before I grew up, so, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She'll make a bill in, like, should we reward our actors?
No.
They were like, we're making more money going to signings
than we were like while filming.
Yeah.
Like just spending a day.
For a signing, they made it in a month.
Like in one signing, they made more than they did in a month.
I'm gonna do that large industry could be built on the exploitation of others.
Okay, um, well then, let's put it down, got the long cable, and I got the long, long cable.
Dude, I had something to get my VMU Pro.
Oh, yeah.
It sold out mad quick.
And it was like, ah, man.
You know, it's funny how fast.
I don't know if I ordered.
How fast shit like that sells after the dreamcast which didn't sell a ton of but the dreamcasts the dreamcast accessories like that become really popular
Right, it's just like okay dreamcast
Technically speaking not a very high selling console. No, but
Man
Talk about a little talk about legacy man
Yeah, like the people who own and love the dreamcast really I feel like it's more legacy for the dreamcast than even the Genesis nowadays
It's weird
Like the Genesis was around forever and
Genesis is like Millennials. It's like all those multi-generational was around so long
Omicron's just fired up. Let's end this your video games thing right here right now
Dreamcast was so long ago. No it fucking was it was only a
25 years ago 25 26 26 years ago 26 and some change. Yeah, well in 26 years ago
That's like nothing
It was a long time ago definitely feels like it was ago. That's a long time. Oh, it's not not that long
I say hi to your mom for me
Hey, everybody. Wait, is it? Yeah, pride's over there. We're good.
Welcome to the Power Stone World.
Dreamcast's looking crispy.
He has such a piece of shit.
He really is. He's one of the best villains. He's like, he's a likeable villain. Like,
you love to hate him.
Yeah, well, he's a love to hate villain. But what makes me interesting is how many
like variations of him you get it's like okay yeah he's just piece of
piece of shit but like here's all these different ways he's a piece of shit
yeah like he's a generational piece of shit
generational shit
chat y'all play this game on the collection a lot did you play this a
bunch
This question's the arcade version.
It's good, but if you want still the best multiplayer experience for this game, it's this version.
Everyone laughed. What happened?
They're dropping rice on the floor, you sons of bitches.
Or you ants. This is how you get ants.
Yeah, I gotta get the VMU, bro. It's genuinely like mad cool.
Yeah. What you gonna do with it?
Infinite memory on everything, transfer saves. It does a bunch of other shit too.
Like, you can actually play the VMU games. Yeah.
Because they put a screen on it.
I think you can play other games too because the screen is slow-res.
Yeah. Like, even, but it's tiny. Mega time.
any like that weird like not not for for actual carbon people like putting weird
shit into a BMW to run emulators oh I'm what's crazy you know like NES master
system like simple stuff oh yeah cool I mean dreamcast has a relation doesn't
have the buttons yeah yeah I mean it'd be on that oh yeah
What are they talking about over there?
Hero?
They don't want to play.
We start.
Uh-huh.
Should be okay.
should be okay
let's grab
So Steve's taking a break.
We could do zombie revenge until he gets off his break.
What's Steve sleeping?
No, he's sleeping.
Oh, he's sleeping?
No.
What was it?
He was talking to Rihanna.
Can you Steve already leave?
No.
I mean, Cure's awake. I didn't like that his birthday.
Yeah.
I played four player games and Steve took a break.
Ah!
I thought he had a counter-steer.
He actually fucked up. He didn't think he had a counter-steer.
Another hit for us.
There.
That's cool. Yeah.
What?
We can play zombie revenge.
We can play zombie revenge.
Universal?
Universal right now?
I'm gonna be working night shift.
It's just board.
What's this tap for?
You flip sides.
I'll drop and land and do it.
you flip sides there's a grab this game is there a grab yep the way you grab
items um green we've got why why yeah you can grab thank you imagine king see
yeah you can hit like any any direction you can hit like left you can hit or
Yeah
Literally it's like third strike Barry
Well, this is actually an anti-air so he jumped at me. Oh, yeah, if I time it correctly
Why is it anti-air? Why are we?
No, we're playing our original dream cast was a jump and do it again
Jesus, I think it's a very specific
Well hers is good
I think you can I think you can it's just the time
I'll try that number one. Yeah, I'll go forever. I'm standing in a minute
Fucking Jesus
Oh, I don't know, man.
Oh, you know what, dude?
I think you're supposed to jump, and like, you just anti-air them or something.
I remember, like, I remember the, um, the meta online.
Yeah, I think that's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to, like, you see him jump.
Yeah, you meet him in the air.
They try to do that, yeah.
I see.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
I use it for tacos.
No, you're an awesome dude.
I don't know how to triangle.
Oh, you can't throw a weapon.
Oh, serve them weapons you can throw.
Other weapons you can't.
You could probably throw that sword.
I just have to get my hands on the buttons.
You've never played Urban Rain?
No, I've never played Urban Rain.
I'll never play Urban Rain.
No.
Refuse. An absolute refusal to play Urban Rain.
Unless it rains.
Oh, pipe. Oh, that's the turn of the stupid stuff.
It's very simple in this whole, like, the combo loop, or the interaction loop, it's very simple.
Is that it? Is that a zombie revenge game?
Uh, yeah, until we get Steve, because this is a four-player game.
It is.
We need two players, whoever wants to play with me, or we can take turns.
All right, one of my favorites in the Dreamcast, do you want the good control?
No, I need to do that.
Making me the victor.
designer of the Dreamcast died yesterday.
Really?
Well, apparently, Rihanna was a lot upset because she saw Steve
with Lady Gaga.
I kind of overheard.
I didn't mean to like eavesdrop.
But she's like, Steve, why were you with?
I don't know, it's a normal.
Is that the only assist fighting?
I don't know, let's find out.
Stick right in, as it was.
Oh god, I need you to keep it straight.
Stick brightly.
Man with golden eyes told me!
Are we still following this guy?
He's the one making the zombies to catch him. We have to follow.
Let's go.
Voice-hiking at his peak, Chad. Never got any better than this.
Nope.
I'm going to try to run these out that smooth.
I'm going to keep the aim.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know the aim, the aim or anything.
Oh my god, holy shit he had a big ass gun oh my god, holy shit we're getting fucking fucked up
We're gonna have to dead noises
Yeah, okay.
All right, Daniel, you lost so much left.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What the hell is this golden eyes gave us to me?
How did I get myself into this?
Antidote.
Take me to my socket.
Shopgun.
Shopgun.
There's no time.
It's funny they did this again in House of the Dead's Scarlet Don where it's like
Shotgun laser bullets.
What?
What?
Seriously?
Are we going to be able to hold it?
I'll give that max.
Ah!
They're not reached! They're not reached!
Okay.
How do you...
Dude, you hit me from the telephone?
Good lord.
You bitch!
He does actually have pretty funny mechanics.
We can break this box.
Holy shit.
What the hell did I blow a thing?
I'm gonna chuckle this guy.
He's still alive?
That's all.
What the fuck was that?
Check the contents of the disc.
Check it.
There's no time.
Congratulations.
You made it here.
That's the most realistic face I've ever seen.
I'm not trying to be.
This one.
Alright.
I'm not trying to be
This one
I'll be waiting
Oh, he's back. What the hell does he do? Hold on punch button. Yeah
What the shit this guy's like closing you
I don't know what I do.
It sucks.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Let's go.
It's like a double kick.
It's lame.
You guys heard that guy's a demon form.
Yeah, it's just nothing.
Oh, life up, man, let's get it.
Antidote.
Oh, come on, don't leave it there.
What?
Fire punch!
There's a little weapon there.
Oh, that's hot.
Where did you first see this game came from?
Oh, six lives left now.
Oh, yeah, they had a cabinet.
I saw it at uh, here's our
This game has so many killing mechanics like Crazy Taxi
Dude, I saw how much a Crazy Taxi high level video
Dude, there's shit in that game I didn't know about
Oh, what the fuck?
I didn't know this was not a game when it came out on Dreamcast so I was like I remember this.
Bye, later on.
Fucking beat-ups.
The back of a buffalo wildlings.
Where's it come from?
Ah, something like that.
Dual handguns.
Shut up, you!
I keep thinking Max is wearing a Kiko hoodie.
Hahaha!
It's for him.
Hahaha!
Fire Punch!
Some of the encombo's in this.
This is gonna fuck me up.
I
Shit
I was gonna say isn't the character case thing as based on some famous like Japanese like cop hacker
70s some shit
Maybe the same guy that like even the flash
The, um, similar to the other Ganymush or two.
Yeah, it's kind of familiar.
Lasers.
I fought for you.
I fought for you.
I fought for you.
Shit.
Watch out for the laser gun.
Yeah, I understand.
Trying to open this giant health box
that refuses to open.
Max Gimm a lot of anti-dots!
anti-unit, anti-unit, anti-unit, anti-unit, anti-unit, anti-unit.
Thank you!
Make that into a techno song!
Anti-unit, anti-unit!
What's wrong with the uh van translation of Madko?
oh wow what the fuck they spit shit at me I'm gonna shit spit it oh shit they
You don't have bullets. There's no bullets.
Ah, stop him in the dick!
Oh my god.
I love it.
Listen to the remix.
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.
The three player game you can play, Chad.
What about Combat X?
Turn off something from Tails or something.
Technique.
Yes.
It's coming out.
It's coming out.
I guess it doesn't really matter. That game is booty cheeks anyway, so...
Oh, that's a great question for you.
What is the game with the sickest intro to the shittiest game behind it?
I nominate Namco X Capcom.
That's a good recommendation.
I shocked the shit out of me.
I'm getting boosted man.
Durg of Cerberus.
Hey that's a real good one man.
The Bouncer. There you go.
Chrono cross? Not bad. Not a bad call either.
I don't know how bad Colonel Cross is, but it's just like such a downer.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's a question.
What is the game with the sickest intro?
We did Gaslet.
Yeah.
It is good.
The biggest Gaslet intro, where it's like the sickest intro to the ratio to the
like the shittiest game.
Sh Boom
My what
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My god say I nominate namco-scap
Okay
Yeah, I figured that.
Yeah.
Hit your headless.
Hit the guy.
Ooh, I'm so revered.
Damn.
66.
Heckin' 80.
Ah!
8-8.
I'll get that.
Oh, shit.
I got it back.
Wet, if you've ever heard of it.
I know.
I've heard of wet.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
Oh my god, I just thought this gasoline was on beating people with it.
It's in the old republic, yeah.
Not even night, it's just in the old republic.
The MMORPG has all these like fucking amazing CG trailers.
I mean the game is, yeah.
Why unleash this gasoline?
I can't yet.
Look, I'm putting gas everywhere.
I don't know what good it is.
Have them.
Oh, yeah, no bullets. I should give you the boots
He saw a lot
fucking jesus miles for it
oh my god i'm gonna ask it
he's got a machine gun me?
let's take dragonmosses
that's the purpose of this
i'm gonna kill him
oh my god
i'm gonna kill him
oh my god
What's the best non-fighting Dragon Ball game chat?
Not arena, non-fighters, non-fighting.
Like non-fighting, no.
I'm on Game Boy Advance.
That one has a lot of heroes.
Three minutes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, what the hell is that? Where'd my flamethrower go?
Blue Spherey? I think it's Yagoku. I like to see Yagoku as a VGA one. Yeah, I think Blue Spherey's a unit.
Attack of the Sands? God, I knew someone would bring that out.
That's not it.
He reached his fish.
He's the Kakarot.
He's got a shoobit.
Kakarots?
What kind of game is Kakarot?
It's like an adventure game.
It's like an RPG.
Is it an RPG?
Do you DBZ ever get tired of replaying DBZ storylines?
No.
No.
No, really not.
Really not.
Yes, nah, yes, nope, yes, nope, yes, nope, nope, yes, nope.
Yeah, I got it now.
Absolutely not.
Enjoy kicking Raditz ass.
What's the thing you're saying any more like radishes never came back?
They did add a fucking new thing for him in hell and oh my god one of the RPGs we got
No, no that's deep here and that games amazing
Oh, that's where he's going to be.
Terrapies just on the ground.
Alright, I'm going to continue the helicopter pilot.
You've found that he's been tired of repeating the same story exactly the way we're not.
That's the problem Final Fantasy has, is that none of the games are the same anymore.
Yeah, they've been super different for like 25 years
Series doesn't know what the hell it is. Okay, not the gotcha. You think it is if there's one thing about final fantasy
It's a huge problem is that what it's not a fantasy. I don't know anymore
It's MMOs and single-player games and first-person shooters
That's some shit saying on gear chair guitar to seven remakes the same story like what do you mean?
It's a sequel anything actually you think that's also
The story is different, but like even the game is dramatically different, that's like an identity thing, you know?
The developer is just like, what does it want to find, whatever the director wants it to be.
I mean, it is technically an RPG.
No, technically.
I mean, it's kind of changed.
Alright, I'm gonna fight us away.
I didn't go ever go back to turn base, I honestly don't care.
Maybe after, uh, what did I say?
I'm gonna say something that's gonna be real controversial.
Max's not gonna be able to say anything about it.
Prof Aniston kinda peaked at seven.
Damn.
It kinda never got better.
It never got any better beyond that.
So, you know, in 30 years since seven,
it's kind of, nothing's ever really peaked at, so, eh.
Okay, all right, great for some powers stower fall you want to do right now. Oh, yeah, Steve that's good. Do it fuck this train
No, that was me the character is the pilot the character that's objective. No shit. It's a pinion on a video game
That's not the fan
You know I fixed the memory card issue where it doesn't take like 17 fucking minutes to start with the dream cast anymore
Yeah, I was at that one version. Yeah, I also like reformatted it like remounted everything and it worked out
Nah, I'm sure you had to go and see the one that fell apart.
Yeah.
I made a pleather and shit.
I don't like any of this.
I'm not saying you don't like any fall fanciest stuff.
I love this fucking arrow.
I'm just saying that, like, it's never gotten better.
People start to realize that all of the stuff that was going on with this shit.
Yeah.
Everybody's starting to figure it out.
Where am I now?
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Like, the shit that I've been saying for fucking years is finally coming up for this one.
I've been screaming at the top of my fucking lungs and nobody listen.
I'm listening.
No, you're not.
What?
You're not listening.
Yeah.
Awesome, how do you listen?
Did you listen?
Did you?
What?
What did you say again?
Wow, this is a good control of this weird man.
Shit.
I want a 1G, Steve.
Why?
Why?
What an open two.
I am completely out of the loop.
She's got that spirit of the whole fucking thing against her.
Oh.
That's one of the biggest conspirators in the world.
She put up all this money.
She was the one that funded, uh...
Uh...
on that spearhead of the whole fucking thing against him.
Oh.
The biggest conspiracy.
He took all this money.
She was the one that funded, uh, leaving the Netherlands.
That was her.
Oh, a documentary or whatever?
That was her project.
Oh.
I'm completely out of loop on that, so I'm just like,
you said that about the movie after the movie tour?
I'm like, what the fuck?
It opened, yeah.
Oh, we should do four power stars.
Everyone starts with one.
Isn't it old G?
No, it's not.
This is the, uh, thinking of how it's going to work.
No!
Oh, yeah!
Huh?
It's crazy, that whole series was designed to, like, hit people against them.
And it was full of so many fucking kinds of victories and lies that each build had to a lot of them.
Oh, here we go.
Sorry guys.
Oh, you little...
Ah, no!
Oh, god.
Where's this fucking door?
I'm still alive.
Ah, nice.
Come on, Julia Rose, you guys are out of health.
Great.
Thank you.
I will run.
We thought we were going to just go.
We thought we were going to just go.
Here, right here.
Right here.
I have to go shit out of the way.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
Fuck you.
Fuck you now.
That's all he sucks.
Go to death?
Go to death.
Go to death.
Go to death.
Go to death.
Go to death.
I'm not a gun!
What the fuck is this?
Kingdom Door over here!
Next day it wins!
And the fucking stage takes my ass.
Why the hell do you have all this shit?
Get him.
Fuck!
She's O'Kami.
Yeah.
I know what you should do.
You play this all night and see if you can turn it on.
I'm playing the G-Cast version.
Can you not play football playroom?
Absolutely not.
You can't even lobby.
Yeah, you can even lobby.
It can't isn't like normal matchmaking you need a lot of you need people like yeah fire down people are out there
They have ranks only two players, but yeah, we could I could play somebody off of my birthday
Okay, well, let me play these fools and then I get very easily turned on the PlayStation version
Or I think even the ps4 we can do the ps4 version which no, I know
Everybody, who's got it?
Plenty of them.
That's not PS4.
I think it's PS5.
No, no, no.
I have it on PS5.
It's just that it's a PS4 game that works on PS5.
Right.
And this one's better on PS4.
PC version's fine.
No, I mean, isn't that like the FGC preferable game?
Well, it is for like, you know, the big FGC games, which is not tower stuff, not
particularly the tower stuff.
Oh, this is all that?
CDS2?
CDS2.
CDS.
I have a chooser to everyone has one post.
Oh, is that you?
No, no.
I'm kind of OK without the chaos of it.
Everyone has one, mate.
But what is like...
Before we have like one, like not like...
Everyone's like, I can't read.
You have the cheapest...
Cheapest shit.
I've missed like three times. I don't get it
Oh, what the hell, I didn't want to do that.
Oh, come on.
Yes, that's the thing, dude.
Where am I going?
No, no, no.
Yay!
I'm already dying.
Right.
I think you're feeling better, I'm pretty much dead.
I'll save you.
Save you last time.
Nice to meet you, Max. Nice to have you.
Then you won the last game, didn't you?
Yeah, all right, man. You're in favor.
favorite
you're too busy throwing that shit at me man
am I pointing the other direction and she just keeps throwing it that way
alright
throw it at the cowboy
nope throw it at the big guy
okay
ready?
yup
hold up
damn stuff's in here
hey the fuck
How about I use up my-
MECA FINDER!
Wow!
I'm gonna rock if you even want to hope-
I'll hope at this.
Right, you're supposed to be my friend.
No story.
They sound a lot.
The character designs in this game are crazy how good they are.
They're all like super eye-catchy, cap-dump bullshit, you know?
Very unique.
Bangus?
I don't know who is the designer.
I think it might actually be... it's Bangus. No, it's Bangus.
I don't know if they were the designer, but that is the artist.
Hey, remember the Kanga's kid?
Yeah, but he's a Kanga's kid.
He was the only guy that designed them.
Oh.
Because someone's Kanga's kid.
Is that Akima?
It's Akima?
Really?
Did he do the artwork or was he the designer?
Because like the main cover art for this is definitely not.
Did he do the fucking parts of the game?
I'll carry it away.
Some, I like some people have been so cowardly.
Some shots! I'm trying to go over here and fight these fuckers!
Why are you hitting me so much?
Because you're in the way!
Nooooo!
Well, if Max would let me, what the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Never mind.
I just want to help save it all.
I'm helping.
Oh, OK.
I'm helping.
I'm helping you, bro.
That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
OK.
What the fuck?
Where are we?
This sucks.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
There's the alien.
Where'd that go?
I made a time zone.
A time zone.
Where'd that go?
Where'd that go?
I made a time zone.
I made a time zone.
Where'd that go?
Where'd that go?
I'm sorry.
I'm not taking the nuke.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
The pole got my way. The pole got my way. I was about to smash her. The pole was right there.
Oh, so good.
Saber 2, thank you. Thank you guys for all the birthday wishes.
14 point man.
Do you want to change character?
Huh?
Do you want to change character?
Yeah.
Oh, and then go back.
And then back.
Yeah.
And then change the set.
Actually, we have to go start and then quit.
Okay.
Wait, you have to start?
All of them are going to quit.
We need at least four powers.
At least four powers.
That's it.
Nothing all right?
We need a normal set of six.
That'll be good.
Go!
Cat, eat your birthday cake, kid.
Oh.
Oops.
All right, well, cheers again.
All right.
You've got directly to change character again.
Yep.
Nice.
It's cumple.
Gracias.
Thank you.
I got some great gifts.
I got Legos.
I got Pac-Man on a ramen bowl.
You got this jacket
He's that
Okay
Hey, thank you power some off just go for
four? Five, I guess? That's fine.
No one can be in the middle or something.
Well, no one can get two in a row. Everyone starts with one and there'll be a random one.
Yeah, that's what they're supposed to do. Yeah.
Yeah, that's not supposed to be. Yeah, yeah.
Because you only have four Power Stones and one's always just going to be lying around.
Well, yeah. Everyone starts with one and then a random one appears.
Oh, my God.
All right.
You know what, everyone's doing that. Let's go to the item shop. Let's see what's in the item shop chat.
Yeah, it's almost in the Dreamcast version.
Yeah, it's actually, yeah. Thank you.
Oh, this isn't it on the PlayStation?
No, this is because it's basically the arcade version.
Aw.
This is like, this is what this game is godlike, especially on like the Dreamcast.
Yeah, unfortunately, they didn't add this to it.
So all the weapons.
Yeah, they didn't make them.
Also, there's more weapons in the home version than there is in Arcade.
By God, in Arcades?
Yeah, being slaughtered.
Scooter.
Actually...
Pretty good.
Is that a playable character?
Yes, she is.
Oh, god damn.
You make this character from Naruto?
Right here at the side of the Naruto hat?
There you go.
And we love...
Music?
Yeah
I like try to it's a chiefly
Yes, you have weird customized characters in them game itself. Yeah, you know, I think the diamond. Oh
You get a diamond and it turns into that. Yeah. Oh, so they don't naturally have it. It's not like a costume like you know
Oh to get that okay
That's us.
We're the character to be coming with some weird stuff.
But then I would ask myself, talking to him, we never did that.
Because, well, I guess we've done that.
Would you make the settings where the diamond is always there or something?
Yeah.
Together, we'd get multiple diamonds or something.
I think that would work.
This game is so fucking good.
That's why I gave, uh, thank you.
Other things.
Even at customization, what?
Yeah, see, this is kind of what a lot of people were kind of bummed about when,
with fighting collections being arcade versions
because there was a lot more in some of these games
now they're still console-locked
It should be an option for both
I'm pretty sure they take that
to port this onto the PlayStation thing
They could have done the home version and arcade
Some people prefer other over some amounts
I miss the CVS 2 Color Edit.
I mean, the arcade is such like...
Sim has made out of a Naked character in that.
Oh, it's the CVS 2?
I'm gonna make it a Naked character. I'm gonna make it a Pancis character.
Ah, totally different.
Pancis Yuri.
Gotcha, that's totally different.
I'm gonna miss the CVS 2 Color Edit.
Not hard to do.
Not hard to do, but now it's a DLC feature.
Yeah, now they charge you for it.
Now they charge you for it.
But yeah, it's just like the arcade version is just this game with less stuff.
stuff. Can't you just, can't you just on it? Like if you like play a bunch of times and shit like
why? Because usually in the collection usually when it comes to like you know oh you have this
added feature you want to pay for it you can get it for free but you have to like wow. Well they
don't want to give you colors for free like they want like you know like oh you can make your
own colors I don't know we want people to pay for that. Right and I'm thinking that uh that
they give you the option like they make you grind for it or you can pay for it.
PSP one also the arcade version. No, PSP one is actually a unique version of Powerstone 1 and 2.
That actually had the boss characters playing it.
Yeah, like PSP is the most complete version of the game.
Yes, that's the legit version.
PSP?
Yes.
Wow.
I think it even lets you play the...
I get mixed with stuff from one end.
Yeah, I think it even lets you play the first stage.
Yeah, I believe so, yes.
I do, too.
No!
I'm in a hard mode, 2D1.
So this was a really interesting point that was brought up,
and I don't see, you know, because there's so much noise going on about, you know,
what is wrong with fighting games, why are fighting games where they are,
why are the instances we have here?
Fighting games the way they are.
One of the things that I thought was, you know, this is kind of true,
kind of true is that is they they try to nickel and dime so hard on colors and
costumes and they're like maybe they should just let people design shit for
the character like maybe clothing and shit should be like built into the game
like let people go animal crossing on on their costumes now I understand why
There's certain dangers to this and stuff because
Modnation racers and all that. Oh, yeah, of course
But they did you know it's crazy they didn't have a street fighter six foot with the customized characters, right?
And it's funny. I don't feel a lot of gunner bait with that on
Little bit and it kind of went away. Yeah, like it's crazy like people were just like hey
I just want to make a really like over the top care right
Well, it's like they should there should be just more in the sort of
I feel like it is one of those things where it's like, yeah,
I think they are kind of missing the boat here, right?
I think Stole Calder probably takes the cake
when it comes to customizations.
Like, they killed it, you know what I'm saying?
They're probably like the best at it.
Yeah, there should be more.
There should be more in customizations.
Yeah, that's what's going on here.
I don't like how there's this sort of idea or excuse
now that like, oh, well, costumes are really hard to make.
You know, we can't just.
That's their excuse?
Yeah, it takes a lot to make sure it doesn't clip.
And yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like Street Fighter 6.
Figure it out.
No, they're so slow.
They're so slow.
I have the costumes.
I can't figure out three, four maybe?
Maybe four?
They emphasize a lot on the custom characters,
not necessarily four.
Right.
Which I'm kind of like, OK, sure, fine.
You can do both.
I don't know why it's not.
I don't buy the excuse that it takes a lot of work
effort to make a costume for a character in Street Fighter 6, and I'm like, look at the
fucking mod scene. For better or for worse.
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. There's like, there's loot shit, you know, Naked Chun and whatever.
No, I'm just saying, like, look at how many different things they've done.
You can do it like it's one guy and he'll do it like really fast.
Yeah, exactly. When I used to work for Activision, they had me do...
Uh, Metallica, right?
Um, Guitar and Metallica.
And there was a lot of customization.
I'm still in ESG.
There is a lot of customization.
And I was on the team working on customizations on a lot of the different styles and outfits
that you can come to characters and the guitars themselves.
I mean, how about in D-Cast?
That shit was a lot.
I'm never gonna lie to you.
is the testing to make sure that all those things worked
in every single aspect.
Absolutely.
And that was straight up just Ditario,
which had no movement like that.
Like, it was a lot.
So there is some truth to what they say.
You know where it is.
No, absolutely.
Because you do have to test it as if you're
going to pry something or punch something.
Yeah.
I feel like they should build the tools in more
to the game.
Here is the accessories.
So my place of Calvary did it.
Just let people go nuts with that.
Yeah, look over here, that was cool.
Well, if you didn't know they could do that,
and they could just sit like,
what they should do is have an amazing creative character,
and just release more items to make more cool things.
Like, you know, I guarantee you, that's all good.
They will do super well
if they just expand it on creative character.
That is wonderful.
And also, I'm in for the fucking reality.
We need to like,
Come to Jesus moment, come to reality here.
FGC is not very big.
And there's not a lot of whales in the FGC.
They're like, fuck this guy.
There we go.
Eesh.
They give stuff up nicely.
Yeah, I think a lot of developers
have to understand that FGC is broke as fuck.
grow boys and trying to get us to buy a bunch of shit isn't going to work.
It's not going to work in their favor. You got to have deals. You got to offer
deals. Like people want deals. All they fucking want.
Yeah, they got to get deals and that doesn't necessarily compute in the
brains of fucking developers. They're like, okay we're making a game.
Let's let's get some money out of it. Like that's that's all these coffee
We want to have this you want a tate or
Nick it's
that system's got a new port, there's still like 75 million people, or 50 million people
still in this port.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I want to do a couple more of, um, fortress and then, and then, um, MX.
Nix-Kiss.
And Minix-Kiss.
Nix-Kiss.
And Talon Minix-Kiss.
Nix-Kiss.
And Christmas.
Nix-Kiss.
Nix-Kiss.
Talon and Christmas.
Okay, Nix-Kiss?
Okay.
They're on the ride with the boulders.
Yeah.
That was fucked.
That ride just...
You know what's the moment? It is the one that takes you down.
Yeah.
But now, uh, what's in the car is, uh...
I'm on the stand, bro.
He's doing, uh...
This one, he's right.
I'm done.
He's right?
No, no, no.
Who's your point-tip in it?
Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's got help!
Sweet.
You have a hundred ton ballot!
Oh, I'm, like, down in here walking.
Go away.
Go away.
And I don't know that block up
other
music computer I
Think it's coming in
No, I
Lost you
Don't think as you see gives a shit about training an AI buddy
Or an AI fighter. It kind of was cute in Street Fighter 6
they did have an area where you can train an AI and then you can fight the other person's AI
but most people didn't really do it. But every time I win the Street Fighter 6, that line to do
that was pretty full. So I'm guessing a lot of casuals enjoy it, you know? Sure, no one's gonna
spend money on it. Oh no, no money, no money. Now, if they could make like a real crazy AI.
Yeah, that actually like follows all your moves, sets and stuff, yeah.
grind like doing grinding stuff.
No, no, no, no.
They've had this in like the last two Smash Bros.
Go for the cares.
No, no, no, no.
K.I. there.
K.I. there's a huge part attacking.
It's a massive part attacking.
Nobody has a shit.
Paper seems like a really good idea.
You can do it.
I know if you train your E.I.
you can do it.
You know what I think it worked on?
So proud of your arcade.
Because it was like a whole thing.
It was like this whole like...
Well, that, like, that con question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all the information and stuff like that.
I think that's kind of cool.
Well, the fans had to have the, uh, right?
I was like, what do you say?
Oh, that's a good question.
Oh, no, no, no. Also, there was an A.I. and, um,
I had to, okay, um,
if the Justice had one, we're just like,
we're important people.
No, no, no!
You're not coming in here.
You're not coming in here.
Stupid bitch.
Why the hell?
Why the hell are you the fuck?
Come on.
Where in the world is going on?
God damn it.
Oh, that's so much health. Just by staying alone.
Alright, I want to hear it.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up.
I'll like A-A.
Yeah.
That'll be fun.
I'm just gonna take a little help from the guy.
I'll be right back.
Oh, that guy.
Oh, god.
Oh, no!
What's that thing called?
What's that thing that's squirted on?
What the hell is that?
Very useful.
Hey, he shot your pole at you.
What the fuck, man?
The green bull is fucking less than shit.
Oh, slow down, slow down, bro.
This is rough.
Who's the best game for old people, old people?
Man, cause your ass is a land.
Who is this people from here?
Man, cause your ass is a land.
Jake, can you?
Oh my god, war to tie
First time.
Look at his health.
Oh, grandpa, it's on.
Man, could you dance his over.
Yeah, that's what I should be doing, yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's hyper-aggressive in this game, but he never plays aggressive game, that's
not it.
I just spent a couple of years talking about it.
I didn't laugh at it.
No way I'd have a song good.
What the fuck? Boondog is a classic. What are you talking about?
Boody butt, booty butt, booty butt, chicks!
Oh, man!
Alright.
What? What a cunt.
It was hard to hit people, you know what I'm saying?
Ah! He says that.
Open, open.
You look too way.
You look a little ugly.
That? Okay, I'll do it. You told me to do it.
I am. You're right, you're right.
Why would you tell me to do it?
I don't want you to win.
It's a birthday.
You can do it.
What?
Is it alright?
Yeah.
I'll do this.
Yeah.
You tell me to do all the moves.
I'll do my own moves.
The first thought is, oh my gosh,
you said the word is, how do you borrow the fry?
I'm going to borrow a fry.
What's the name of this guy?
Bud Mificent.
Bud Mificent.
What?
Do you know?
Chase the statement.
Yeah, Steve the statement.
Who knocks?
I'm going to borrow a fry.
Do you know what you're going to do with Riley when he, you know, he got called the principal or whatever?
Yeah, and he goes with fry.
You know, you can say it.
I can't.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to borrow a fry.
How does one borrow a fry again?
Oh, that fucking shit goes to the fucking Jesus Christ, man.
He don't calm down.
No damn.
All I know is English motherfucking dude, speak it.
Oh, shit, that's what I'm talking about.
Is it?
Don't play.
Oh, he's got his fresh shirt.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, that was insane.
The center of that.
Yeah, I got my hands on these right here.
I'm gonna call them.
We can't see each other.
Yeah, let's call the headset.
I'm gonna kill it back. I got it.
I'm gonna get you in my neck and my right hand.
Oh my god, what's that?
And I'm on the phone with my financial advisor.
Yeah.
What the heck about that?
Climbing Talbot still.
Metron! Somebody's attacking me!
Oh
What
I was telling you, I was telling you.
Nice.
You know what I mean, I got in the pole, stood in the wall.
It was a pole.
Do the same John, that's the best stage.
The pole makes you spin around a bunch.
Look at that, it's not hard rock right there.
It was the best stage.
It is.
I still like the open up, the desert area.
Let's go.
Timbers, leave me alone.
Put the fucking thing up.
Shut the bomb.
Which one?
This is sore.
I'm trying to forget up to five minutes.
Double two.
Shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck that.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck him
Got this shithead
Good board, you know what?
I was gonna go after Max, oh you son of a bitch.
What?
I'm gonna go after Max now
I'll get the meat, I don't care!
I'll get the meat, I don't care!
That's it!
Son of a bitch!
What's going on here?
It's a red arrow.
Wow!
Wow, bro!
Fuck!
You better hit him.
He's cut.
Oh, okay.
That's it.
Fuck.
Come on, boys.
Yeah!
I'm coming!
Hey, that's Shady.
Fuck.
Come on, boys.
Yeah.
I'm coming.
Ah!
It's not happening.
Ah!
He's letting me down there.
Little bit.
It's a big, fat rock.
A big, fat rock.
Look at my cock.
Look at it right here.
See that?
Look at that.
That's hard rock right there.
Big rock.
Wow, I guess gun rock kind of a big ol' cock.
He's got a gun rock.
He's called gun rock for real.
He's got a big ol' cock.
That is a big gun rock.
Uh, speak your mouth, buddy.
What if everyone think of Dynasty Cock?
That's our state of play. Oh, yeah
Why did they go?
Please
I look cool, right? Yeah
nice to have that one
I never know that
I'm saying is, you know, maybe he's just a rare in the skies
something like these guys
maybe he was first
he's just not a man
they're trying to hide him
ah shit
motherfucking piece of shit
look at him hide
I didn't say anything this time that was just you.
I swear.
Yeah, let's see this.
Oh, I threw the thing!
This is fucking chaos.
I got a little bit of this new stage.
This is the stage.
I can't find a lot of health.
Don't kick me, fuck!
Fuck!
Yeah, yeah!
We'll meet you!
Oh, stupid stuff!
Oh my god, yes, someone had a great name for it.
It was like, uh...
Oh my god.
I'll work it out.
This is it!
Hold on, Max, no!
Bitch.
You're sonic booms, thank you.
Wow
So god damn cheap
No, like I on is the best
It was like a lame thing
Oh, yeah, I've got to rock some of my, I just want the best characters in the game.
I'll make this.
Well, the Rock is, the Rock is insane, he's strong, and he's...
And slow is fun, bro.
Yeah, but it's good.
He's got that turtle.
Like, he gets hit by everything, because he's so goddamn slow.
That Rock, that's all it does. That Rock just destroys.
But he needs the, the, the, the diamonds to do it.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, every character has a little peep in his head.
Use a jump kick, use a jump kick that...
Yeah, I've been downplayed, everybody's got that ass on all of you guys, he's got eyes, his eyes are over beat, he's got it wrong, all of you soul beat.
Jesus Christ, I literally picked gun rocks and you guys are going to complain about it.
Gun Rock has one of the best transformations.
And here we go.
I literally picked mate.
I literally picked gun rocks.
All you have to do is just jump and throw rocks.
I don't even have to super.
The rocks do so much damage and they cut through everything.
And he's as slow as a turtle so he can punch me before he gets away from you.
No, the rock, you can't stop the rock.
You can stop the rock.
No, you should have slowed it.
No, you can't stop the rock.
You can't stop the rock.
The rock is...
You just don't even need to see it.
You just jump into the rock.
And you'll try and try that.
What is it?
It's not what it's going to be.
Fuck, it landed on me.
Hey, you almost got me, girl. That was really close. I was actually worried.
What do you think?
You said something? Yeah, I was fine. I was fine.
You're gonna run out of juice, buddy.
Oh, no, man.
I'm for this.
Hey!
What?
Ah, shit.
I
Look at look at Kenny's health back before you start to attack me one twice look at his house. I have to kill you first
No, look at his health
Oh Steve, I don't know if you heard it, they're actually remastering Ninja Scroll.
Yeah, 4K.
Oh my, dude, I am happy in theaters.
Remastered.
Yes, they're restoring the film and making 4K version.
And they'll be in some theaters.
You want to watch Ninja Scrolls later, Steve?
Sure.
I'm still upset.
I missed the, uh, a bunch of them out here, you guys, um, yeah, you guys might
have to watch something.
Let's see what they have at the car.
You're alive.
Oh, no, not that.
Oh, here you go.
It was the, uh, the fire-fasting movie.
Oh, I haven't killed the...
Yeah, yeah.
I wanted to go see what it was like.
I didn't see it.
You weren't the guys.
He's the only one.
Oh, true.
I'll have that.
I don't know why I...
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, well, it was the, uh...
The remake.
The remake.
The remake.
Oh my fuck you guys you have a crime over here as he said
They had anything good. Well, no, it looks gorgeous on that giant screen. This is the same stage, but
There's a good
Watch it again, you trust me
It's nostalgia
But he's experiencing that's all spirits with them
Yeah, I've been children can be an enjoyable watch. It wasn't enjoy the watch
Yeah
I'm sure you're not going to get it.
You're trying to fool an American audience.
I'm going to be the eye of a shield, making me the victor.
Good.
See this image? You're attacking me, now he's taking both of our assets.
Good job.
I don't want to go near attacking me all the time.
There's no fool for second.
I'm just scoop looping.
I'm over here just trying to survive.
Deal with this.
Now he's got cookies off of both of us.
I assess what was the bigger threat got away from it.
Holy shit! Slow down!
I was fucking dead for like one super.
It's ridiculous.
This character sucks. I don't get it.
This character is really good.
I guess.
Oh my god, he went down on the way to the fuck up there.
Like all I've ever seen is her just like fucking like light melts.
The fucking Hershey bar on the summer day, outside.
She does have a good super, I'll give her that.
A really super, great rush down, great mobility.
Glass cannon.
Glass cannon, if anything.
I'll accept that.
That's the trait.
I'll accept her being a glass cannon, but.
Max, okay, let's double team him, please.
Look at his health.
Wow.
You're wilding me.
That's true. You're a hit the call.
Yeah, that's the fucking road that it's impossible to do anything about.
It's this wall carry thing that goes so far and shoots.
That's his trade.
Everybody has their one thing that's really good to know.
Amazing, Giz. Oh my God!
Square got big because of Final Fantasy VII and FMVs.
They thought they could like venture and make a ton of money
And you know what's funny? It's just the move was bad. Always rushed down with Rouge
It's a movie made by people that make games. Yeah, it doesn't work out doesn't work out because games aren't movies
Things are not movies.
Brother, that's why I say Metal Gear movie, part of it wouldn't work.
No, it wouldn't.
You have to put it in the hands of people that do not make the games.
Like, do not let Kojima make a fucking Metal Gear movie for Christ's sake.
But they are!
And you know what happens?
You know, you put the hands of the movie into the...
Yeah, you put the movie into the hands of people who don't make the games.
They make fucking Shoot Fire, the movie you're driving on.
Yeah, they're making track of it.
Like, fuck.
So it's a double-edged sword
But like a fucking bunny
I respect you know like riders and directors that like apologize for that crazy shit
You know like the
Jump on
Watching material
They sent me a script and I had written it for myself for it.
I think that was honest as fuck.
You know what? The Inspired Toy, I'm gonna come out of retirement for it, so...
So I'm good king of it.
It's like sometimes you have to go to Batman and rob him to get Batman to get you.
Alright man, I'm gonna work out for it.
It's something to do.
I wanna make some games.
Oh my god. Also she's good, but like in this phase it's hard because the watchdown comes
handy in bigger stages.
I think the reality too is that there's just a lot of video games that just work.
Yeah, especially the 2D1's and the Mario Brothers and stuff.
it works it's not really a good movie but it did what it needed to do with
that job of the song. Be it Vietnam. I'm talking about the animated one. It's like it's good for what it is it's good for the fans it's not
necessarily a good movie it's like every every non-game fish or something. I picked up a
Oh, fucking fish!
That's all you need.
I'll show you.
Yeah, if there's a person that can make the Elden Ring movie good, it's probably our
I know nobody knows how to make a disappointing ending like him.
Damn.
Look at that annihilation.
He did.
But he didn't write the book.
That's true.
If anything, I would think that Resident Evil 3 would be the easiest fucking thing to
do.
You would think so.
And like I said, the George Romero script would have gone over just fine with people
but the dick shit at Capcom will no longer work so it hasn't worked there for many years.
Who was the producer of the series until we turned it down?
Oof.
Skrip is no good. Yeah, so you remember Paul Anderson's fucking it?
Okay.
I'm definitely inside job this holiday.
Like some sort of nicotism.
You have to tis them for the wine and the wine and then we're sure it's on.
Listen, I don't have connections man.
Shooze you with it.
This fucking trash I lost so much life
I said alive
That area there is so cheap
I'm back out. I'm dead again. I'm dead again. I'm dead again.
I was playing my game, I couldn't fucking face it.
I tell you, she's really good.
You're not, you're not, you're not.
That's okay, so just play Gunrock, he's OP.
So he can play Hamming his way.
What you do is just, you use her rush, jump and rush and you, you know, just go across the screen, like full speed.
And she has a really good ball bounce.
Gunrock is so...
One of the highest jumps in the game
Yeah, okay
What's the jump off that shit
I was like saying she's like a cabinet in this game.
Oh no, I've never seen this item before.
Oh my god, look at these delicious... fucking rangers towards me!
Look at that rat in my direction, you know he's gonna throw the whole thing, right?
I turned the wrong fucking direction.
What are you doing?
Fire, do you hot?
It's insane!
Oh Jesus man, he's on that fucking, this fucking urban rain.
The low kick Jesus.
Rain like a Jesus ass.
Jesus Christ, bro.
That was funny.
That shit, man.
Let me do some acts.
He's made me actively dislike Power of Stone over here.
Bro, I'm a big fan of chasers.
Not even joking.
You gotta change your character.
You know, if it ain't working for anyone.
I try to, there's a lot of, you know, I like,
I don't like characters that are slow.
I just kind of spam slow.
Especially on a game where I have to chase people down.
You're the best character to chase people down.
That's why I stick with it.
You're not gonna chase me down.
You don't know the mic?
Let's chase him down?
Yeah, I really don't.
I don't know.
Ah! Ah! I'm getting fucking built!
You like chasing people down?
Get back, get back!
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, you gotta get that shit.
I don't know how to do that.
Oh, of course! Did you see that?
What's going on? What?
Did you see that?
That's the one across the fucking map to go to somebody else.
Oh, of course!
Nice, good, nice.
Do you think it was a good move?
Yeah.
So it's a party.
I
Get away from me
You should never walk. You should always be jumping in and moving.
There's the problem right there. You do not jump.
I mean, you might walk. You jump and move.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No. Um, the Sonic Hanger is the best of the stage.
You will have to move your way from there.
You jump and throw a couple of orbs in that Sonic Hanger.
Max has come back. I like that.
I like that.
Alright, PlayStation?
Let me try to see if this works.
PlayStation Home.
We never did the... oh yeah, we did.
I was going to say the power stones for each other.
For each character, but it's not what we did.
That's why I stopped myself, but then you insisting so I have to explain the thing that I already
Can I say Steve?
Yeah, I already explained the thing that I already said I was going to do.
What are you even trying to say?
So I was going to say it, but I didn't want to say it, but then you forced me to have
it.
What are these words?
He forced me.
Forced his hand.
Damn.
That's static.
Oh yeah, I have to take it off of 4K.
Oh yeah, good.
No, no, I figured it out.
Wow.
My TV is all like right here.
put down the 1080 it's fine. 4k bad for old team use? No no no the upscale from 1080p to 4k
does some weird shit. Damn. On the upscaler. This isn't just plug-in through HDMI I was going
through the upscaler. You know what's crazy my webcam uh it doesn't allow 4k from USB to USB-C.
It has to be USB-C to USB-C. Yeah. That's insane. That's normal. Yeah it's the speed.
Does not work it from what from USB to USB USB USB C cable like to do USB yes
it's a different cable that's fucking insane I really I mean it's old like USB
USB is very much over like over a quarter century I mean there's no standard
this is transfer speed it won't be able to make it that speed USB C USB USB
It has to be a USB-C cable USB 3 is old. Yeah, and that's like shit dude. You did USB 3 is like
50 megs per second. It's super slow
Like you're fucking dial up ass connection could be faster than that. Good God, man. It's really not that quick
Thank you
Why you would want to make a different model
because you want a great speed to be my fairytorne,
my terrible fairytorne.
That's what I was going to say.
We didn't do the thing online.
Oh.
We would have to do it on this system anyway.
Oh, okay.
We have to be here anyway.
God, I just realized I need to be USBC.
Fucking.
What do you see?
Fucking Royce.
I'm Jim.
This looks amazing.
This is what I said.
Like, I, and I, chat said I was crazy,
but I said this is probably one of the best looking
K's
Artstyle sucks. Okay. I love it is the best. It is but I said this is one of us
Here's what I appreciate about this games art style it commits to it. Yeah, it's so like the dark edgy
Shit, and it like goes with it and it kind of fits like I usually hate games that look like this
I'm like, I don't mind my mind my thing is top three this one
I'm sorry. No on top three MK 11 this one and then MK one
I think this looks better than MK1.
Oh, I think so too.
Yeah.
The chat was like, you're fucking crazy.
If MKX fixed its colors, it would look great.
Yeah.
I just want me to talk about it.
It also does look muted and shit.
It's muted as fuck.
That's the, you know, that's right.
I hear what they're going for.
Like, Malina should be pink.
There's a white color Malina.
It's not white at all
I think the coloration and stuff in MK1 is way better than this game
Because this game kind of has this game has that sort of a filter of the time kind of thing pink and white
What's this?
That's supposed to be pink and white
Supposed to be white. Are you sure? Yes. Who said that? That's silver. That's like silver. I'm so muted
But there's a chrome filter. It's doing like the fucking Zack Snyder chrome filter and that's barely in that era
Like it's going for it. That's classic Molina. Look how not Pete that is. Yeah, it's an artistic choice
Yeah, it is not just a filter that they just have the colors on the textures or not
They're just not contrasting. Yeah, it is it is done purpose
I'm not a huge fan of it
This was a 360 game like it was it was supposed to be on 360 it was supposed to be cross-gen
What do you didn't go through something no, I just wasn't
Like the version the blast gen version was just like apparently not
Not coming out well, you know wouldn't have had rollback
Yeah, because if I think it changes yours, let me see, and everyone's forgetting how this
shit works, and then release check.
I think a different preset.
Right, that's what I'm thinking, so let me...
I like the way the colors and shit in MK1 looks.
I think it's a little weird.
I do.
I do.
It's something the game looks at cool.
I'm like, I'm trying to understand what is it that people don't like about it.
Is it...
The characters don't look as cool.
Straight up.
Like that's just it.
character designs and shit they don't look as good. That's true I guess. I'm just going off the background
like the general look and tone of the game because it's like bright and colorful and it's not.
Okay so what MK let's just evaluate it. MK 11 is the best-looking one because it has the edge
of MKX but not the art style. So it matters that like a very like there's an issue like
Like there's an identity issue with MK1 as a game.
MK1 tries to be beautiful and grotesque.
And it doesn't do a particularly great job at being like,
you could be in a magical pixie fairy forest.
Or you can be watching a guy getting filleted on a tarp.
Like it does a bad job at balancing.
Like we want to balance beauty and real shit.
MK11 is still pretty gross.
I think it's for the deli now.
of MK-11 is like the detail, you know what I mean?
Like for example, like MK-11,
like one of the most neutral stages you can have
is like the old MK-1 stage,
with all the monks in the background and shit,
but they're all sitting there in the dilapidated
and they're all dead, like there's skeletons and stuff.
Like this is a really cool stage
because you feel the lore and the history.
The problem is is that they had to cut out
all the lore and history, so it was all gone.
So you just have like, we're at the Wushu Academy
or some shit, and it's just like guys
are just hanging out and chilling.
It doesn't look any, it doesn't look distinctly...
Oh boy, I got it on my head.
It loses the identity because it's like,
it's trying to be like multiple things.
Thank you, Wiggie Beauty.
What do you think I got, Wiggie Beauty?
Wiggie Beauty, I got it on my head.
And we got that from like the first few trailers
where it's like, why is it looking so pretty in MK?
Why is it trying to be so pretty?
Yeah, I just figured they're going in a different direction,
new timeline and all that.
As an example, the best stage in the game
is like the prettiest stage,
which is like the sagat stage, like the field.
It's gorgeous.
You don't get anything like that in a Mortal Kombat suit.
Straight up visceral beauty.
You don't get that.
And so it has like, oh, you're talking about the rainbow,
or the rain stage.
Yeah, yeah, the Floyd stage, Floyd.
Yeah, it's gorgeous.
You really don't get those kind of visuals
or even that attempts to look like that.
I'm a bad person to really judge this
because, you know, I've not ever been like a huge M.P. person.
Oh, dare you, Sidney.
So to me, it's going, oh cool, they're trying this new direction.
It looks really pretty now.
That's cool.
You know, I've been looking at the, you know,
you're not wrong, the sort of dune quake kind of.
And what we're saying pretty outside of just,
I was on of just graphics.
Like actual aesthetically pretty.
Yeah.
Nothing in M.K. is pretty, bro.
Right.
Like almost nothing.
Well, that's what I mean.
So I was like, well, it's done.
It's not supposed to.
I was like, well, it's done it forever.
I'm like, I guess like it's fine.
Exactly, it was a new tone right? That's what I mean where it's like the grit of MKX is felt in MK11. It just looks way better
Graphically, it looks way better
So yeah, I feel like it they try to make they try to make more combat in MK1 a bit more about like martial arts
like
Like what it like me because you know what they're that actually makes sense
than describing it, because what the fuck was the original MK. That was the whole point of it.
It was like it was a martial arts fighting game, you know? Like real people, real martial arts,
they're trying to do that. They're trying to emulate that feel of the original MK1
because it is MK1 again. As I talk myself through it, I realize why they did it.
No, I mean, I felt like I understand what they were doing. I think it's more just like
MK's just want things to look like MK, which MK has an identity.
Which that, after MK2 and MK3, MK has an identity, like straight up.
Oh yeah, right, like, after MK2 and MK3, like the identity of those games, like how stages
are in characters and shit like that, that's the identity of War of Combat moving forward.
I think MK2 was the identity.
Well that's what I'm saying, like, you said after.
Oh, I said MK2 and MK3, like they established it.
So anything after, pretty much like looks like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
And I like MK1 not as much, like the OG MK not so much.
The OG MK1 is legit a homage to like old school kung fu.
It is, and I feel that in MK1 the new one.
Like the new MK1 feels like they're trying to do that.
2 and 3 felt like they're really building the world out of it.
Exactly, like that's what I mean though.
And if they reset the world, it's like fuck it, we'll start over.
Yeah, MK1 is a homage to old kung fu,
MK2 is them establishing what they want to put, what they want.
And then MK3 is like them putting it all together
and ending the series.
Like that's what it is.
Yeah, and MK3 is like, you know, hell on Earth type shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like everything coming together
as a trilogy.
It is a trilogy.
Like, could you imagine if we just had like a stage in MK1,
which was just like a really spooky ass subway
that was dimly lit and shit like that?
And they're like, they tried.
Like, again, 9 was just escalating what they had done
before, right?
So it wasn't really spooky.
It was kind of like cheesy, but like imagine if it was like spooky and creepy well
Yeah, cuz an mk3 they did have the subway stuff, but it wasn't spooky or creepy. It was exciting. Yeah, it was exciting
Yeah, yeah, I can actually committed to spooky and creepy for moral problem. It'd be pretty fucking cool
That's what I feel with MKX. That's what I mean MKX does its best with like 10 year old 10 years ago cheese
To me, I'm just like MK1 doesn't look bad. That's just I don't think like just one of the roster
Look how fucking cool this is.
Every character emerges from shadow and the light illuminates as they move towards the camera and shit.
It's man cool if you like the character.
It's so sick.
Most of the characters are in shadow.
It's like you don't usually do this in fighting games.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's like for our tone.
What I'm trying to say is that the tone of this game I kind of appreciate, but like yeah, it visually looks like bad.
It's like they took the vibrance in Photoshop and just went,
Yeah, and brought it down 50%. Yeah, like see like supposed to be red. He's yeah, and he's like pink. Yes. He's actually pink. I
Just don't think MK1 looks bad. It's just it's a I agree. It's just a completely different way. I think it's
Graphically great looking. Yeah, the characters are smaller. They are. Yeah
Actually small. I don't think MK1 looks bad, but it doesn't but it doesn't look like MK.
If you go back and you look side-by-side MK11 and MK1. I'm not kidding you dude MK11 looks like a sequel
Yeah, it legit looks like a sequel. Wow, it's a previous gen. It's a previous it's a previous gen game. Yeah
You know what it looks like it looks like an upgrade from justice. Oh, yeah, that's what it looks like
Yeah, it looks like injustice to believe in better. Yeah, it looks like a justice three shit. I
Forgot to use this character all right welcome back
It's my birthday asshole.
Yeah, welcome to my birthday.
I just missed my mobile.
Welcome to my birthday.
What was that guy saying earlier that we played MK3 in?
All right, it's just time.
It's my time.
It's just time.
This is my time.
I want an MKX remaster.
I think we're at the point where there's so much fandom for MKX, and it's 10-plus
years old now, that what if you remastered this bitch?
Yeah, you don't have to get all the property rights.
Honestly, they should remaster Dine and X.
Yeah?
Frankly.
The only thing they don't really need to with X
they should do with 9 is because 9's like fairly playable.
Like, you can't really play it online here.
Right.
X, you can't.
X is still how tournaments are in a week, you know?
People are fucking playing the shit all the time.
The problem is now, we're real problem now with X.
Now we have to do it with Disney.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Okay, good luck.
This game's still fucking fun to watch.
It's crazy.
It just moves so quickly where it's like you don't have time to meander on shit, you know?
You know, you see the same stuff over and over again, but it happens so fast.
You know what I also like about this game?
Defensive options are pretty good, too.
Like, wake up armor and shit is good.
Um, I caged the whole, um, was it air parry in, um...
Harry in um you know like i i do okay in one you mean in one and 11 so it is
you mean up walk yeah the up walk you hate it i hate it i i find it's that's
why i actually like it you know yeah i actually because jump kicks are so
powerful in mk historically yeah that like there's
something you can do about it now i actually don't mind up walk i wish mkx
had it
it well where the fuck is fires you know leet to
What would you even get announced?
Good question.
Like, why are they doing more with Alien and Predator?
Hopefully they didn't get canceled.
Yeah, I'm just... seriously, why aren't they doing more with Alien and Predator, like, gaming stuff?
I mean, it takes a while.
There's no way to take advantage of that shit for a while, you know?
You cannot carry overheads.
Shit sucks.
That shit's so...
Uh, Perry's man, there's something with Perry's man that is...
Well, it wasn't even a... it's only a Perry.
It is!
It's a counter, because it has, like, a... it has a recovery animation.
Because if you want to stop somebody from doing a... a jump in punch or whatever like that, you know what you do?
Standing punch. That is all it did. So that...
Is it consistent?
No.
Like, if there's one thing that is unique about NRS games, do anti-ears across the board are not consistent.
Like, you cannot consistently anti-air.
What kind of was designed not to have almost kind of that way? Yeah, it's like it's like a treat. Yeah
I'm surprised
You know, I'm honestly surprised they didn't
Look at like badlands and be like yeah, they should get on that monster hunter train with predators
like they probably know that they put the Predator Badlands monster and a monster hunter
yeah well it was just like hey we're gonna make a monster hunter clone
there's a predator skin and monster on earth or just but they hear me out though
they go and they predators the yajah build a base camp on that super like
dangerous planet yeah and you just pick you pick predators and then you build
up your class and your armor and stuff and everything is about oh if you
You mean just making a predator game around them?
Yes, just making a monster hunter predator game!
Fucking A, dude!
Like, just doing that!
Oh, it's a PvE game.
Yeah!
It's a co-op PvE game.
Co-op PvE game!
Fucking A, Simmons!
It's just Yautra on that planet and you have to, you know, the whole thing is build
your armor, build your weapons from the environment.
It's like Neo with co-op, you know?
Yeah!
Fucking A, dude!
That sounds incredible to me.
That sounds almost as cool to me as Miyazaki making an Escaflona game.
I had a show shift.
Yeah.
Dude, he's talked about that.
He's straight up talked about, like, he wants to make, like, a biomecha game.
It was before Elton Brink came out, back in 2019.
Yeah.
But I'm like, he's just describing Escaflon.
Like, it was in one random interview.
There was a funny thing, eight, almost nine years ago now.
Monosop was hiring for a new project, and the artwork they had was very soul-like.
There's just weird souls like that.
And then the hirings were like, someone who has medieval western, you know, good at that,
but also has a good mechanical design.
Western Mechon?
Yeah, they wanted to make, well, they wanted like castles and stuff, but like, we want
to move.
They want dark fantasy.
We want someone who knows how to make mechanical robots.
Sure.
Like they literally were describing,
they want to make a fantasy game with giant armored mechs.
It sounds like Escaflonay.
So you want to make an Escaflonay game?
Sounds incredible.
Huh.
Like, dude, if we're talking like dark fantasy,
which Escaflonay is, like it very much is.
It's all about like future tech,
but tied to castles and knights and shit, right?
So there's squires and everything,
but they pilot giant blood mechs.
for lack of a better description.
I'm like, bro, this is literally Miyazaki porn.
He probably just watches the shit it jacks off to it
considering how much he loves this shit.
I'm pretty sure.
Not in Berserk.
Yeah, Berserk's more just like dark fantasy.
Yeah, Berserk's just pretty dark.
And it's just dark, like, long before.
And I'm all for it, dude.
I want to see Miyazaki's internet search history
Escaflon a game for him
Yeah, nothing ever really came with that that hiring though because now it's almost nine years old
I'm not Jesus the projects just yeah to be honest even the Miyazaki quote is like seven years old now really
Yeah, wait both of them were thinking the same shit at the same time. It was like 2019 the interview came out
It was like talking about my idea for like a bio mecha game
Escaflon a good
the movie is worth watching the movie is like an action movie and drama the show is a
like an e-psychiatra girls it's pretty much it's still very good it's still good but it's
like reverse tension without being as cheesy it's kind of like all about a girl being
surrounded by a bunch of cute boys kind of but there's a it's not it's not flat it's
It's not that important.
Yeah, it's like it's still pretty serious and there's still like fucked up things that
happen in the music's animations like.
And it's just 24 episodes, I think.
Yeah, 26.
One series.
Yeah, it's like one straight shot series like it's less it's less like actiony than
the movie it's but it's not it treats its subject matter a lot more like matter faculty
than yeah.
Yeah, or like modern day stuff I guess where they're just kind of like, oh I got sucked
into this magical war, it's like, I got, what the fuck happened to me, like this is dangerous,
like things like I will die.
I don't accept what's happening in front of me.
Yeah, like, oh, this is a person who has no like right being here, like she could
be killed very easily, kind of thing.
Anyway, you'll get sold on Escafloning immediately when you watch Vaughn's suit up, when he gets
in the mech, and it's like, oh Jesus, this is so cool, and then the music kicks in like
it's fucking Voltron.
I'm like, wow, this is incredible.
Yeah, there's some really good stuff in the show that obviously the movie just wouldn't
have time for, like some good fights and battles.
So it's like, you just want to see like a more fleshed out version of it, and
We got the time to check out the show after the movie.
If you like the movie, the show's worth watching.
Yeah, probably the best way to say it.
Like, hey, do you like this movie?
You want to see like a more like...
And also, the movie's like gorgeous.
Like animation-wise.
The show is too.
Yeah, it's like way over budget on some of the mech fights.
The character designer is the same person
that did the show in the movie,
but it's like much less manga style in the movie.
And it's just very, it's like way more mature.
Nobutary Yuki.
Yeah.
The grown-up cross artist.
Oh, that makes sense. That's why that's why I search search looks like fun. Yeah
It's in my interview them actually once long long time ago
I don't put that together
And so that as I wasn't the same guy as you know gears and Zeno saga
Gears and saga was
Same dude
I was like, I can recognize the art style.
He did some stuff.
But I'm not the main.
I wish it blows me away, like the Final Fantasy
tactics artist is the Grand Luc person.
Yeah, right?
It's such a different style, like so different.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, well, it feels like, OK, it really
feels like they're trying to be more, like, I don't know,
colorful and mass market appealing.
In Grand Luc, yeah.
Because tactics is very much trying to be like,
this is kind of like a heavy political fantasy.
Yeah.
And they just opposed that with like weird looking,
almost Sesame Street characters.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Well, I think that's what makes it fascinating.
The precious moments of anime or something, you know?
Yeah.
It's looking weird like that.
It's weird to have like these weird chibi characters that
don't look like SNES chibi, but they have like a weird,
they have no noses and stuff like that.
It's like, this is an art style.
And it's weird that they're stabbing each other
in the back and shit.
So I think that makes it more striking
is what they chose to do.
There was a movie like that that I remember was with fucking Rattus.
Like there was a fucking Rattus.
Oh, Warrish is down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
It's supposed to be cute and fuzzy, but it's supposed to be striking
and shit when there's blood all over the place.
Yeah.
Like the Rattus are killing each other and it's like this dark fucking fantasy.
And it's true, dude.
Like, why do you think Akira was so impactful as it was in the West?
Because no one saw fucking movies like doing shit like that.
Yeah, that was a little over the...
Well, they had Fist of the North Star before that.
They had Fist of the North Star.
Chow wasn't nearly as big over here than it was in the West.
No, no, I wasn't one of the names of some, but a lot of Americans, like,
for sure are golfers, but that's not what I'm talking about for sure.
Like, due to Kira being the movie that it was, and I saw it in my...
I couldn't fucking believe what I was looking at. I was like, oh my God.
I understand why I was on there.
This is insane.
And then I get seen, like, the news roll.
Yeah, I was just about to say that. This is why Needless School is actually, in my opinion,
a little better, because you can understand what the fuck is going on.
Well, it actually had a comprehensible story.
Yeah, yeah, it did.
traumatized the shit out of my my friend on my stream we made him we showed him
just go and then we showed him Wicked City
Wicked City is fucked up. Fuck shit. That's fucked up. That'll cause permanent damage.
Yeah we were like teams at the time or whatever. Like it might it might complete
In hindsight that probably wasn't the best idea. It could cause relationship damage.
I think I think that was like such a like demon and weird fucking thing you know.
Yeah, it's like, well, not any devil man fucking, you know, if you go look at the original, um,
Giver series, that shit was fucked up.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Yeah, like, Giver's fucking insane.
Giver is also Biomecha.
It is like the original Biomecha.
Yeah.
But it isn't Dark Fantasy.
It's like Future Biomecha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
And then you have, like, Ultra Future Biomecha, which is just Evangelium.
far future
Like really amazing animation great world building to gather over is awesome. Oh yeah, it's just it's sorry is up its ass
They're pretty hard
Remember that guy for live action movie with Mark Hennel. Yeah, and the other one David Hader
I didn't realize for the longest time I think I think somebody told me about the
source of the most successful the Evangelion rebirth yeah they pretty much
do have some remaniscence of that apparently it's like I didn't see it I
thought they were just remakes where they made like four films that are
remaking the series like it right really it's not that apparently no it's like
a sequel it's like a soft there there's what moments in it that I
A carpet less rebuild is what it's called, yeah.
They're not as heavy handed as like,
Sephiroth literally talking about shit,
but like, there's moments in it where like,
why is this a different color?
Why is that not the same when everything else is the same?
And it like can lead you down a path like,
oh, this is, the events are happening again.
Like this is not the same fucking,
this is not just a remake, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Did you get anti-air by the community?
Dude, I'm behind it.
Like, I was behind him.
There's nothing-
HITTEN YOU HAVE TO FALL BACK!
Yeah, what I'm saying is that like, I don't think it's as heavy handed as what FF7 Remake is doing, but it's similar.
Where it's like, okay, let's do the exact same story, but-
Very weird to me how influential Evangelion is, it was to like, gain the hate I mean so much.
What?
You know, I'm so kind of like, you know, but it's kind of just-
It's just a dude going through a midlife crisis right in this shit, you know, that's right like
Yeah, but it's it's the intrigue
Yeah, 100% the intrigue that makes it interesting like all this shit till like a guy like I'm depressive and suicidal
I like life is worth living it great. I'm glad you found that like
I don't know like it
every guy's always kind of bug me because like the characters like don't change and then they die. Yeah, and
I got even the joy down.
That was crazy.
My turn.
Hey, trophy!
Jumping bean!
That was crazy.
You got grabbed out of the teleport.
What the fuck, Chad?
It's my birthday.
What the fuck?
On it, Kenny's birthday.
Oh, switch with me.
Okay.
It's my birthday.
Kenny's hands don't sweat as much anymore.
Did you notice that?
Because I like his hand.
There's this, sometimes you watch a movie
and you can feel like it changes
or like something happens on screen.
like just gonna present one getting in the shade.
No, no, no, no, no, go ahead and present one, Max.
You're the same Steve.
No, I like David Lynch.
David Lynch is cool.
It's just kind of like, David Lynch explores,
you know, vague artistic ideas and existential stuff.
And Anno is just like, he's just fucking,
he's just depressive and going insane.
And then he pulls himself out of his own ass.
And that is like, you can just see it in Evan Gallagher.
Right, I picked the best stage.
She's still used to it.
I hit the wrong button.
Goddamn.
Bam.
Brown.
Brown.
The stage.
The stage is brown.
Yeah, I mean, it's like a much smaller, lighter example.
Have you ever seen that movie, Brave?
The Disney movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It takes our one shooting movie.
You can tell where the director changed.
You literally see it, Hikeys.
They might as well have fucking announced it on screen.
It's like, the director has now changed.
We are now making this movie.
Like sometimes you can just like feel
when something is going on.
Yeah, it's because of her own nose.
Bill just assumed that the movie was strange
or it didn't actually go anywhere.
Yeah.
It's like, one moment she was like,
worried about changing into like a fair, I believe.
Yeah, it was some shit.
The other one, she's just fighting with him over the entire time, like, what's going on.
Backwards.
Oh, backwards on the first part of the video.
The first part is that, and then the second part is there.
Second, and then the very like, okay, what's going on?
So, yeah, the general population will understand that there's a director change.
It just, it just sounds like, where is this movie going?
I was like, wow, you can really see where the director fucking switched hands over
here.
A little bit.
Not visible now.
Can you move it?
I can't feel like that was the same exact story with that one Pixar movie about the girl
turning into a giant cricket and like blood monster or whatever it was.
Red Panda.
Red Panda there.
Who feels good?
That's a real animal.
Well, yeah, I know.
It's a metaphor.
Right.
Right.
That was cute.
It was way fun. It was way fun.
It is an interesting movie about
when girls go through with their menstrual cycle.
Yup.
Like, that's what it is.
Yeah, that's what it was.
And it's good.
And I remember, I remember somebody
like in the comments was like
yeah, this movie has like, you know,
a little girl trained to a giant panda
and like, you know, a character's flying
and he was crazy stuff, but the most unbelievable thing was having an Asian mother apologize.
So here it was like, yeah, that's about right.
That's why it's a fantasy film.
That's why it's a fantasy, that's why it's a little never happened.
It's like in Coptup.
Oh, yeah.
You love the music in it? It was a musical, was it?
Uh, right there. Turn it right?
Yeah, it wasn't a musical.
Well, yeah, same thing with like, you know, there's a boy band in it.
Oh, no, it's the same thing as like, you know, uh, fucking, uh, that's musical.
No, it's the same thing with, uh, Little Mermaid. Like, Little Mermaid is-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's not a musical.
No, it just sounds like all the boy band songs are good.
I can't catch it.
Uh, me.
I don't think Fixer was ever done a musical.
Look at my boobs.
No, I don't think so.
No, they never did it.
Fixer never did a musical.
Kenny, you just saw a person get their entire fucking skin ripped off.
The first thing you notice is the boobs.
The boobs? Jesus Christ, isn't it?
It's like a chair.
What the shit? That's a men, not alone. Men, not alone.
I find it funny how much like Taro...
Taro was like, all I've ever done is rip off Evan Galli.
Like, Taro, you made sense of Evan Galli.
You like Donnie made sense. You made Evangelion actually work narratively like I
I love how humble the man is, but it's like bro
This shit is so much better than ever going and it's telling the same fucking those awful shit. Just actually done well
This game, yeah, there's more fun about it. Yeah, I know
Here's my
So the end of another toy story is this gonna be the last one chat yes or no
Like isn't the story done with these fucking characters?
Like how much can you milk the cow?
What milk the cow? Well, they made them move the moves only a panic button because they fired
and they're like, what do we do?
What do we do?
It was like the first thing I get done
when it comes back is,
twist your five, twist your five
and pros and three are happening guys.
Don't worry.
Okay, stop over, you're happy.
Oh, my God.
Disney for, oh God.
My most.
I mean, they had to push the,
we need to do the recognizable movie
that makes us money.
Toppang's here to fill in dollars,
just make the fucking movie.
Tim Allen's do the thing.
We need both of you to do the thing.
Like where does the story go from here?
And now it's finally going where it should've gone
a long time ago, it's like video games.
No, video games, like iPads.
iPads, kids are glued to iPads,
don't care about toys.
I saw that happening like almost two decades ago,
at least 15 years ago.
Absolutely. That should have been a long time ago.
Like tablets were a thing.
Yeah.
And like phones and stuff.
It was over when that stupid-ass kid traded
Woody for a goddamn spoon.
For a spoon?
Yes.
What?
Don't mention it.
No, at least she makes a spoon toy at school.
She gets really attached to her little creation.
Poor kid.
What an idiot.
I don't know.
Like it was... it could have just ended at three and been five.
There's all they had to do.
You know what they need to do?
They need to make a Brave Little Toaster two.
They did.
Oh, God. It was like Frigid DVD, wasn't it?
Yeah, it went to Mars.
Oh, no.
Brave Little Toaster goes to Mars.
Oh, no.
That actually exists.
Yes.
I was thinking, no.
Oh, no.
You know how to smoke your pictures for us, movie?
Brave Little Toaster?
Yes.
Well?
That was a good thing.
They went to 3D, shit.
get someone else I know making a good job I'm good
damn let me try it a great job actually
maybe I can get him with my
handling
I'll start a while as your minor major aside, you're back in the 80s
late 80s with Spielberg and Blue
not even trying, we're literally out classing Disney
There was a couple movies, Land of the Four-Times was one of them and American Tale, James Horner
did the music for both of those.
Really?
They're phenomenal.
Aliens Guy, Abbas Arca.
Yeah, they are phenomenal.
Like, if you ever listen to like, three movies, I'll f**k my ass off a little bit.
But like, yeah, James Horner did like the music for American Tale and Land of the Four-Times
and it was phenomenal.
Like, just the instrumental orchestration stuff.
I'm like, I did it, and I remember when
Gene Scammer said, I wanted the best for Avatar,
and he's like, whoa, he hit it.
It's like a low-titanic, and he had to go and basically,
like, you know, get him back, because aliens
were such a hellish production that he didn't have
for a best or true lies or T2.
Oh, man, get him back.
That was a little sex, man.
Honestly, he kind of reminded me, bro,
The reason I think I am so much the way I am with my musical taste is because of movies like that.
And James Horner scores in Alvin Celestery and John Williams.
Even the animated movies I grew up with were like writing like symphonic masterpieces.
There was no bullshit, you know.
There was no spare, no expense.
So he said Horner did Star Trek too?
Yeah, I think he did a couple of them.
The old school Star Trek story.
Wow! I can't believe it worked.
These guys get passed around, man.
Once somebody in the shoot realizes you're doing a good job, they're like,
they're like, no we need you for this, this, this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
They've got everything.
And that's one thing I'll say about Titan, I haven't seen it now.
The music carries that movie.
Like, that movie would not have even worked without the music.
Um...
Music...
What makes it pretty good?
Music and...
And set design, like, production value.
But I say the same thing about, like...
Ah! Is that your terminator?
No, I'm doing it.
The music really carries the fucking...
The music's so simple and terminator, it's just effective.
It just fucking works.
Like...
Music is a very big part of how these movies actually come together.
The fantasy concept art looks so good.
Alright, Vortex!
Yeah, it looks good!
But it's nothing more than a fucking chicken armor
And like a vague dragon flying around in the sky behind her and then like a Dark Souls night and a
You know an overgrown ruin of castle. There's not much to fucking go
That's a low overhead
Breakers do they
Please that one the mouth
I always forget how to do it, that's either up or down.
So that means I can't even do it because you fucked up?
I didn't.
Music's all part of atmosphere now.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, fuck the fuck, fuck the fuck.
I
Holy fuck I forgot that movie news that American tail doing the West I was worse. I was worse. I mean I forgot that
Gotta give them a little lady
See if I haven't seen that movie in like
30.
30 years or some shit.
Probably 35 years.
I can't believe that should work.
Chat, best old school movie.
You got Landon Forde time.
Wow.
Yeah.
You know, The American Tale.
What was that one about?
Fern Gully.
Yeah, Fern Gully.
Fern Gully's not very good.
It was good.
No, it's not.
What?
I remember being good, so that means it's good.
The black hole tent, was that good?
No, black hole tent is not good.
You know, people say never-ending story was amazing.
That movie was just traumatizing.
Like, fuck man, I was like, why didn't the horse survive?
Like, there was no point in telling the whole thing to the horse.
There was no reason to it.
They just said, yeah, fuck it.
The long fucking time, man.
What's the fuck wrong with you?
Make kids sad.
The movie.
Like, fuck you.
Look, I'm all for- I'm all for scaring kids,
but like, there's gotta be like more going for it.
Lem never anything story is telling it's just kind of a kid going through fucking ordeals. Yeah
Yeah, the fox in the hair was pretty sad. Oh all dogs go to hell was pretty sad
And he's happy
I see you could have named that movie, it was crazy.
The animation was godlike, that's it.
Named it a very beautiful movie.
The story's a little wacky, but like, it's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've watched it now, and I remember like being as so good as a kid.
Yeah. It's...
Goddamn.
Like, story-wise, it's a little bizarre, right?
It's a little weird, because it gets magic, it's a juice, all of a sudden.
Yeah, it gets magic. Like, first there's this thing, it's very grounded.
Very grounded.
Then there's this science angle about these lab rats.
It's all science. It's all science.
Magic!
Then we just throw fucking magic into it just because...
Hey, man, that works.
Shit.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
That's kind of a-
Turn your brain off, assholes!
Sorry.
As-as-as a child I could.
Can't see you.
Little Nemo.
Dream Master.
Here's a fun fact about that.
Studio Ghibli and Miyazaki was supposed to do a little meme of the Dream Master and they did a 70 millimeter short film.
You can probably still find it on YouTube or somewhere.
But it was a gorgeous fucking thing of the kid flying on a bed through New York.
Way better than the film you actually got that got animated.
Oliver's, Oliver's something. It was Oliver Chatty.
Oliver and Company. That was fucking amazing.
It sucked my dick. It sucked my dick.
Maybe it was better than some of the stuff they're doing at the time, but I mean
I remember drinking as a kid is fucking awesome. Yeah, we made it awesome
Rescuers they had the little the little mice rescuers down under the second one was awesome the first one was
Boy, it's shh!
Look at that!
That was the lead!
When the second one came out, I didn't even know the first one existed!
Right, I saw the second one first, and then I rented the first one, and I was like, this is boring!
I was like, what is going on here?
How the fuck is this?
Like, how did that movie make enough money to get the three-lap sequel?
Fuckin' me!
That's trash, man!
Max's birthday, you have to go easy on him.
I am a fuckin'-
You're fuckin'?
It's not even outlier than the Renaissance. It's just fucking underappreciated.
What is?
The rescue's done under...
Oh yeah, yeah.
No, I don't do it. Everybody loved that movie.
That movie was a flop.
Really?
Yes.
It is amazing.
People don't remember the movie.
You mean the one about the girl and the...
No, not the fucking one about the girl and the swamp.
Like, that one sucks.
Yeah.
Nah.
You're slapping the shit out of me.
If you do that overhead painting the one to yeah, I can't look up. Yeah, it's all right. It stops you have the time to go
There's a window you can
Goddamn
Should all over the place yes the one in a doll struggling and the one called down on what?
That was fantastic one of their best goddamn straight up
This should be a live-action
Bro, I hit you
Makes sense. Yeah, you can easily see them doing that, but I also like why what if the fuck is live-action gonna do that?
That's a good idea. They've been there already. Yeah, nothing and the answer is fucking nothing
There's money. Yeah
Money and nostalgia that's that's fucking Hollywood at this point
How do we make money off of this?
me why I never watched the Netflix avatar series I mean I heard it was fine
yeah there were some story changes you know why because they focus more on oh
god yeah wow they focus on Zuko story than anything that's nice yeah okay so
what is gonna do that animation couldn't and I'm like the answer is
nothing all right well I don't need to see this I fucking know this guy damn
natural zealots perspective yeah that's right making him the victor so you'll
hope
wow you had a live action bunch back in order down new if they make it based
off the Broadway play absolutely no idea they added some story beats that
They're actually like really good.
Thank you, kidders.
They'll never do it though.
It's also a, okay.
Chad, what was Disney's biggest-
Here, look at me.
Animated movie flop.
Black Holder.
Really?
Wow, god damn.
I was gonna say both.
No one remembers both.
That's what you so forget.
I'll tell you one that's fun.
Also a huge flop, strange journey.
You don't even know it exists.
God damn!
Oh, is that the one with the dad
the boy yeah and they go under the dream of the year it's actually a big
turtle you saw my day I watched it yeah so strange fun fine it's completely fun
it's a father and son they just advertise it at all
it's just like it died strange journey was like a dinosaur what the fuck was
the Arlo movie the green-ass dinosaur oh good dinosaur the good dinosaur thank
That's a picture I'm going to make.
And it sucks.
Boring as shit.
What are you doing with that?
It's hard.
Fantasia is also a huge flop.
Here's a funny thing, chat.
Disney almost went out of business many times
over the decades because a lot of their classic movies
flopped.
They're a custom one.
The custom two is mine.
I don't know.
OK, whatever.
Do whatever you want.
I'm under one right now.
OK.
They just flop pretty hard, too.
Yeah.
Well, but Jesus that happened wish-deserved these movies are so fucking safe though
That's right. They're just they're not interesting like they're just like they kind of feel vapid
I know it's wrong with them, but there's nothing exemplary at all
Yeah, that's funny art. I thought that same way about frozen and it fucking game
But all the music's amazing and frozen
It's fucking really good.
I don't even know how you guys...
The one song...
And to be honest, it does quintessential princess little girl shit really well.
Yeah, it's super sick.
The one song is good.
The rest of that movie is like mid-spot.
Yeah, like...
The most mid-fucking thing I've ever seen.
And the one song is phenomenal.
Tangled shit's all over it.
Yeah, it tangles like a thousand times better than that movie.
Right, and that flops. Go fake.
It didn't flop.
It did okay.
It did okay.
Tangled's amazing.
Tangled's absolutely insane.
Tangle actually did well enough to convince him to keep making movies like them.
Shit's all over frozen.
100% like, Tangle needs fucking pre-polls and seagulls and shit.
I fucking froze it, dumbass.
Fuck that movie.
Ha ha ha ha!
I finally saw him like, I've never seen movies so fucking mid be so fucking like...
So like, yeah.
Like, god damn it.
It was a COVID time, wasn't it?
No, it was way before COVID.
And the thing is too, it's like, that's a movie like, you know, like Tangle you can watch.
way more times. Frozen you've seen it once you're like I don't want to watch that again.
I saw it once. I'm good.
Tangled has just got so many like it's sequels.
Like it's funny like there's what?
The only funny part of like Frozen is look at the snowman.
The snowman. It's funny.
Fuck face me geese.
Yeah, but meanwhile the whole like Tangled movie is funny.
There's a horse and rider and you know.
The horse doesn't talk, neither does the chameleon thank god.
Oh my god, what that work Max? Max, what did that work?
Uh, do you remember the Excalibur movie? What was it called?
Cluster Camelot?
The Merlin and the Kid.
Oh, Kid and King Arthur's Court?
Yeah.
What are you talking about tonight?
You're talking about the night.
Sword in the Stone.
Sword in the Stone?
Sword in the Stone, yeah.
This one's great man.
Well, you came out in your 20s.
Damn.
Oh.
Get this back.
Oh, so it's just fun.
It's a good ass.
It's just a good ass time.
I feel sorry for that squirrel.
Oh, that they don't know.
Everybody does, right?
I feel so sorry for that squirrel, man.
That squirrel has like fucking communities dedicated.
Yeah, that's it, really?
Yeah.
They named it.
Hazel is its official name.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm dead fucking serious.
What the fuck is wrong with people, dude?
People are so fucking traumatized that they're like,
God, can't score a hole.
The fan cannon of it now is that Merlin like,
reversed engineered the spell to make her human.
Yeah, I didn't hear that.
I'm not even gonna score a hole.
Well, no, I'm not even gonna just make me her human.
Yeah, but it was just to score a hole.
Oh my gosh, she has two minutes of armor.
She has two minutes of armor.
It's like you make a dog, a human, and then you fuckin' move off, you know?
Did they make sequels of that movie, too?
The Gordon Stone?
Yeah.
The Gordon Stone is the one I'm done with.
It isn't Disney, but Black Cauldron is looking at, uh, two wrongs.
It is Disney, and it is awful.
Damn.
I tried watching that movie, not even that long ago.
I'm gonna finally sit down and watch it.
It's like 70 minutes. It's it's the most boring 70 minutes. I've ever seen your life
Like it's like a dumb move. Yeah, well he was working on it. That's there's a whole story there
It's the movie got him to quit Disney and oh my god the rain sir sir your rage all on the rage
Hmm.
Oh, good thing.
No.
Oh, look at the range, bro. Home on the range.
Oh, I should have broke.
Nah, it is a shitty movie.
Oh, yeah.
Home on the range or Brother Bear?
Ah, home on the range probably worse.
What's the baddest worstest thing?
I told you they were doing .hack out.
.hack?
Yeah.
It's coming back.
Apparently they got a big fucking analysis.
There's a sort out online
Big announcement today. That's like them bringing back Max Kendrick like why?
Yeah, Phil Collins is in brother bear
It's far beneath Tarzan
Oh, I didn't know Paul Collins needed 24 seven nursing now he's probably fucking old
his hole. God-hagged zeroes in the game. Well, there you go.
You know what's really interesting? Like, when my wife first moved out here,
I think we were at Dave's. We spent a day at Disney and we came home and she said,
you know what, I've never seen Sleeping Beauty. I'm like, Sleeping Beauty's not like,
well, let's watch it. It's not very good. But like, it's good animation.
That's very smart.
See, watch him like, yeah, that movie sucks.
I'm like, yeah, everything that's not Maleficent
or the dragon is like kind of assed.
Like, that movie just kind of sucks.
Maleficent, but something a lot of much happens.
Nothing much happens, and no one does anything.
It's that the three other godfaries do all
every heavy lifting.
They do all that.
The prince doesn't even do anything.
Anything, yeah, you just get stuck.
Anything.
He, they, they,
They don't even do that.
That's the crazy thing.
They release him out of prison, they give him a horse, they give him a sword, they literally
take the sword and throw it out of his hands into the dragon.
He does this.
Damn, I'm over that.
He gets the sword, the shield, gifted to him from the fairies, and then they like, then
they cast his spell in the sword, make the sword splice, so he just throws the sword
and it goes into the dragon's heart.
What the fuck?
Oh, boys!
It's like, Jesus, he does fucking nothing.
Damn, someone just said that guy's a bitch.
He is a bitch.
He's a stupid ass prince.
This film is like the most useless fucking asshole.
He does nothing.
He goes around the woods and just tries to hook up with a random chick he found in the
forest.
Like, I do a prop for a ride.
Washing the sweep.
You're gonna kiss her washing the sweep?
You pig?
Not even that.
He doesn't do anything.
Hey, we've gone to this horse and he's like, you know what, I'm going towards this
dragon.
Yeah, and how many people would?
With no fucking plan.
Hey, that's not bad.
Hey, come on.
That's your braver or your fucking top ass?
Don't plan it.
You know, we didn't have a plan Liam Neeson had taken.
He and Liam Neeson had taken.
He's a fucking nepo baby with no skills.
He was thirsty, OK?
Hey, those days, you couldn't do that, lady.
He was fucking...
He needed something to do.
Bro, I don't care.
He's damn heat...
That was just...
Is that the second one?
I don't know, I might have been around once.
We're talking about princesses.
Thank you, Justin.
For Josh and me.
All right.
He's pretty brave, too.
He's lying all the way with her.
Kind of stupid, too.
You look at those Nadia.
Sure.
But I'd have more of a plan than fucking...
All right, that'd be it.
I'll just go over there now.
Hey, they'd like some fairies to give you some magical shit and take over there.
All right.
He never says a fucking word after a certain point in the movie.
Ever.
There's a point in the movie where the prince never says another word, even when he's captured
and she just comes in the jail cell to taunt him, and he just goes...
He never says a fucking word.
It's so fucking bizarre.
Actors are hard to pay that back then.
It's like, man, we gotta give him some more dialogue?
Fuck all that!
Okay, asshole.
I'm sorry to do.
Ah!
Last minute.
Well, full feature film.
It's one of the poo's last hand-drawn animated movie.
He says.
We're paying by the word, damn it.
How do you even think they were?
This was the 50s, man.
This guy was probably getting paid under the table.
It's very beautifully animated, but there's the plots. There's not much going on in the plot.
And if you really look back at a lot of them,
like they kind of were just,
Pinocchio, great, fun movie.
There's not much, it's just kind of a random series
of fucking events.
Oh my God, bro, what the hell was that?
That was backup.
I kind of felt that way with the spider and the pig.
Like it just seemed like a bunch of different events happened.
Charlotte's web?
Yeah, Charlotte's web.
The actors are book adaptations, they're just kind of like cherry-bricking chapters.
Right!
Yeah, it was just like...
Another place is really exciting.
One of the actual smoggy floor.
Smoggy floor.
Oh yeah, Peter was wonderfully scary for a kid's film, but he, yeah, he's kind of
looking at like, how's the pacing of the last movie?
Cosme, thank you!
Kind of all over the place.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, Chad.
This is my birthday.
Whoa!
I don't understand how that didn't fucking work.
You know, this thing is boys, not us, aren't it, sisters?
They never come back as boys!
Pinocchio is trying to warn us in the 40s about his son.
Yikes!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Come on, how about we save up for that?
I know a movie aged like fucking wine birdcage
Oh that movie is incredible I watched it again recently fucking Robin Williams kills me fucking
kill the lines of that movie are fucking insane how well they aged
I remember hearing that a lot of that stuff was added.
Oh yeah.
It was Robin.
And he plays the straight man in the movie.
Well, not the straight man, but he plays, you know, the metaphorical straight man.
Metro.
Oh no, he's gay.
But I'm saying he plays the straight man.
Like he's not the crazy one in that movie.
Right.
lane is is the actual crazy one. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't convert this. No, don't convert
this. I never seen Birdcage. It's free on two. You'll have a great time. It's free
on two. See that? Bring a loved one or something. You'll have a great fucking time. Yeah. It's
free on two right now. Hey. You don't have to fucking do nothing. No, I really
Okay, I'm gonna break down.
Just, Edward's blowing my mind because
fucking Gene Hackman, he's playing like, he's playing this conservative set.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
It's like, oh, I'm on the committee, I'm on the committee for, for, you know, moral, moral standing or whatever.
And his co-founder is like, well, he died because, you know, had a heart attack while having sex with an underage hooker.
I'm like, you know...
This movie aged way too well.
What do you mean?
Way too well.
Well, you know why I thought it didn't age that well?
Because it was probably a moment.
Oh, I just got to do this.
It should have been a male hooker.
Well, no, because it was a minority.
You know, the hypocrisy was still there.
Oh, okay, that's fair.
Ah!
It feels like somebody's gonna pull up!
Is there some conservative senator living in a boy?
There we go.
There we go.
That was still the only celebrity guy that really pissed me off.
Thank you. It's fine. Zero.
like there's sad ones and then there's ones where it's like oh the guy you know
where the girl or the woman lives a really long full life and it's sad
but like all I wanted was like I am fucking angry at the world god I am
going to punch you I'm like I'm gonna punch you what I'm gonna slap you once
for Robin and once for giving Michael G Fox Park instance like what the fuck
Thank you, thank you guys.
Sorry if I haven't seen all of them, but I've been reading a bunch of them and I thank you guys.
Alright Max, the best MKS ever.
I can't not get your face. No more. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Thank you.
Yeah, I have to actually predict that there can't be absolute blocks.
Why won't you! Congrats I'm turning fucking around.
Yeah Kenny's either like 28 or 67. Yes.
Nothing in between.
He said it again, man. He said it again, like he said it.
That's a hit.
Right.
That one you can't do in school.
Super.
Hey, man.
It's converting.
He's a kid who's good. He's just... don't remember. It's a narrative.
When did this happen? What did that happen?
After three. After three. After three.
No, no. I don't remember any of the things.
See, the stuff in this section was pretty good.
Immortals.
Immortals!
the soundtrack that was just like the collapse of right reception at some
solos then one named three blocks yeah amazing yeah yeah apparently Dodd hacks
back in Hamaguchi's talking on Twitter again
Oh my goodness, he's talking about my shit.
Yeah, that's it. Apparently.
Oh, that was a good call. I'm dead.
Can you wanna play?
Oh, good. Okay.
I would have beat his ass.
What?
I would have beat his ass for his birthday, but I mean...
I already watched you. Yeah, but...
I watched you guys play.
I definitely keep going.
I'm excited. Hold on.
Oh look at me. Oh look at me.
I'm super excited.
Hold on, I'll look it up.
Let me see.
Hold on, let me see this shit.
You must fight.
Who's next?
You must fight.
Let's wait for the rope.
Let's get it.
I did it at random, so you didn't see it coming, you know what I'm saying?
I guess you didn't see it coming.
He has a good eye.
He said it again in the long shot.
Great.
Wow.
Let's go.
I don't believe that range, bro.
20 fucking years away from the character
It's not visible.
Anyone do that!
What does he have?
How dare you!
What?
Take a drink, please!
What?!
What the shit?
Somebody!
How?
How?
Damn.
How?
Whoa!
Three hits.
I'm gonna run about this shit, man.
Let's do a, uh, what was it, uh, uh, roll? No, the robot.
Oh, I'll play a robot. Yeah. Last one? Yeah.
That was a good fight.
It's my birthday.
Dippin'.
I don't need my smoke.
He's with the block.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm not gashing with the corner, I don't know where to fucking handle it.
Fucking dickhead!
Oh!
What's that sound?
No!
Goddamn!
Hey!
Goddamn!
John!
That's a lot!
What is it?
John that's a lot what is it thank you country not damn we talking about this
it's on seven remake three will not compromise on graphics whatsoever yeah
it's gotta be old
I'm made with PCs in mind.
I'm not allowed, are we, Chad?
Really?
Of course.
We didn't get all the damage, are we?
I think you guys have the same kit.
Kit, kit.
They have little baby kits.
The animations, I think, are really bad here.
Like, they were really fucking bad.
I like this.
Yeah.
Little Biggie, Freyman, thank you.
Nice punish.
Yeah, I guess she has like a stand one punish on everything.
It's like a Hayachi on a punish.
Yeah.
She does always do this.
Yeah.
Just do that thing and it'll work every time during a punish.
Uh, grab the lock.
Nice game.
They did give me something.
They gave me a Lego set, another haunted house Lego set, and then I got a Pac-Man
and ramen bowl, because I love eating soup.
And I'm gonna kill the meat with fried rice.
Bigger feet, fried rice, and now-
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Actually, I think I blocked.
But, uh-
You're gonna up-block that.
No, no, I think, uh, I had no more health though.
This hour ago, he said,
we've seen some concerns that supporting
multi-platformers might compromise the quality
of the final installment of the remake project
in the New Year's Autonomous Autonomous,
auto-automatone.
I spoke about our intentions and approach
behind going multi-platformers
Not any concerns, I hope you'll take a moment to give it a read.
Okay! That's what you wanted!
You wanted life back.
You think I'd give it a life back?
Sir Dan, thank you.
Which three?
AHHHHH! I can't believe it!
Okay. That's what I forgot.
I'm just trying to cross up.
That was... that also worked.
I'm just gonna go multi-platform of seven and make sure it's not anywhere lower the quality of the third stone in our development structure
Simply doesn't work that way to begin with
Those looks keep saying
Crazy that didn't punish your courage to die
Box box I sound people might think that since I previously had
Explained a detail why there's no need for concern like
I can see a little bit of the one I've ever done.
We're going to talk about this as a circulator,
so we're going to switch to an Xbox Series S version.
You know that, I'm very glad to hear that.
In developing a game, there are four key points to consider across platforms.
First is CPU.
Computational side of the gun is character behavior,
and it executes game logic.
Second is GPU, which handles graphics.
RAM, which determines how much data there is in the running,
I don't even know what he has.
You often hear the series S is difficult.
It's getting birthday, man.
Max is playing this like he is.
It's getting birthday guys.
We should have given him something like that.
He's fine.
Hey, do he want us to play?
He wants us to play.
He said it's fine.
It's fine.
Hehehehehe.
That's just because there's less memory compared to-
I'm birthday kidding.
Memories insufficient can even cause game to hang, freeze, and so forth.
Contrast and tonus which too has an awful memory which makes it relatively easier to
ask for.
Really?
At the end, bro?
Look at the look of it.
Wow
Reapers launch there was talking about how the PC version was better than the PS5 version our philosophy will not change
Fundamental principle we do not design assets to meet the lowest baseline instead we create them for high-end environments
Well, so so far bro
We still across what we call reduction adjusting assets and tuning them appropriately for each platform
This means that we avoid negatively impacting high-spec platforms.
I'm talking.
This isn't unique to us either, I believe.
It's kind of a really common practice among others recent years.
That was hard.
Basically, he's saying we're making it for PC first,
and then scaling down.
Isn't that what that was?
Sometimes you go from the bottom and scale up,
unless they make it a game exclusively for the console.
I'm trying to do something different.
Speaking in purely technical terms, we categorize PS5 and PS5 Pro as mid-range platforms internally.
Compared to high-end PCs, Textures size can be different roughly 1.5 to 2 times.
Fast loading by 1.5 to 2 times, quality accounts by more than 3 times.
This guy! Full screen buddy!
Oh my god
PC serves as your lead platform in PS5 pro is treated something to optimize for that's great
By this I'm standing to
I'm on fire.
Hey, listen, listen, I was going first, all right?
of the fuck.
We have a dedicated unit within my team that handles porting work and they operate separately
from the team developing the third installment.
The porting unit is deeply committed and has been tuning those versions with meticulous
care.
So I trust them and oversee their work from a distance.
that allows me to focus on the third game.
The moment of the third installment is progressing very smoothly.
We're almost exactly on schedule with the milestones
we set at the beginning of the project.
The game is already in a playable state,
and right now we're in the final push base,
refining and building up the experience.
We're at the stage where the quality improves day by day,
and each time we play it, the scenery feels different.
So it's genuinely exciting.
I think it won't be too long before we're
able to share some kind of update with everyone.
Yeah, that's it.
Main takeaway here is like, it's not one team doing all versions.
Yes.
A separate team entirely is going to smoke the other versions.
He just focuses on the PC version.
Thank you guys.
Thank you for the... I'm right here.
Ugh.
Is this the second time you've broken it?
Huh?
Broken?
Yep.
Thank you, Sarmer.
Um...
You know it's wild, but he had an injustice mix off of this.
He's so funny.
MK11, people like...
They don't like X, because like X is just too...
Fast, fast.
Fast and, um, overwhelming.
His mix-ups everywhere. They don't like the mix-up aspect of it.
And that's funny. We kind of like MK11 was slow.
And then you see MK1, you're like, holy shit, MK11 is kind of fast.
For sure.
For a new comparison.
Yeah.
Thank you, split-screen. Thank you guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
A lot of you have upset it, and I couldn't thank you to each individual.
But thank you all.
That's the whole talk log today.
I'm like, I was just news.
Why would you do that again?
I didn't do it on purpose.
I got my birthday wish.
I'm playing video games in my homie that I'm playing my favorite game.
Holy shit, I'm a madman.
And I'm making my friends fight like shellcotted.
I'm scared.
Have a good night.
I only made my friends fight.
shit is even safe that slow walk up is so scary because you know he's fucking out
of his mind when he walks through it's no fear no fear
god damn one of the best fucking characters is all of them okay
try board actually awesome hey guys like fucking these characters will hear
guess what was that what's up dude you know it's funny I'm sad that no
essentially ever learned cyber sub cyber sub I tried he's not the best he's
looking hard to use but he's actually the best character in the game at the
end of the cycle no no he's not dude that's not true when you saw this is
that he was doing that at the end of the fucking game cycle bro everybody was
going crazy yeah and then it was bad because it was all scalable it's not
good it's like it's like it's like a it's like a fucking sirex of shit
but it's still like sector actually turned out you were the best
No, he was always good though.
I'm talking about like, people didn't know how to do something about it.
Well, Cybert's subcontinent, because he had like unblockable stuff.
Yeah, unblockable stuff. They took him out and then he was just bad.
He had just a low damage version of Cyrax.
Yeah, he just had unblockable setups.
Thank you. I did have a great one.
I did.
That'd be my shirt.
The kids came hung out with me.
We had some...
Yummy.
There's a green barbecue with multiplayer gear and some friends.
What the fuck is this?
Fuck the board.
Square released a survey for Asano team.
Hey, I'm not gonna talk about this.
Is there a Square Enix title you would like to see remade in the future? Please name only one title.
In what format would you like it to be remade? HD2D, 3D, full remake, doll look?
Yeah, no, Alien was amazing. He first came out. He got right.
What additional elements would you like?
We're making more likely to purchase a remake Remaster.
Additional main story content, post-game content, voice acting, etc.
Alright.
Where's putting out a survey?
What game do you want them to remaster next?
Hey!
I don't know about that.
Hey, God, it's like... Goddamn it.
Can I ask you a question?
Really?
Touch off to whatever that's insane that this is beating my anti-air.
Keep going Trigger.
No way!
I don't believe it and you're throwing everything out!
Holy shit!
Trim Trim.
There he was.
Okay, yeah.
That's fine by the way. Other moves didn't want to come out this one.
You can remake 8 and make it like Final Fantasy 7 and now you can fix the broken system.
Yeah, I mean they did remaster a
But I think this is still broken. Oh, yeah, I mean it's just it's just a visual they changed the character models
They can look like nice on water TVs
Final Fantasy 8 was my very partner
Just furious
I think it's a little hard.
Whoa.
Oh my God! What the hell is that?
I'm not flipping! I'm not flipping!
I'm not flipping! A lot of flipping, a lot of fucking dipping, bro.
Isn't this being great?
This fucking shit is insane, man.
APN could make me blow the chunks.
Now, now, I can do that.
actually was a big fan of the CHF
dude, someone told me you fucking rage quit
sons of sparta like immediately
not a big deal
you didn't even get to the town or something?
I got this
you're not even conflicting things, is it good?
it's fine, it's okay
it's good
it's a sights roller
it's a typical sights roller
It's a story, it's fun and even the story is like that
Nothing about it was interesting
Of course movement and gameplay the character felt stiff. There's a lot of restrictions
You couldn't change your buttons the way you wanted to you have to
Know you can't do you can't can't control the beat that
I literally played a 2D game with a fucking analog.
Did I get that?
And I get that, and I hate that.
And no, so you can change your fucking sentence?
But you couldn't change the triangle.
You could not make restricted, specifically triangle.
It was wild.
I was like, what?
You could not change triangle.
The chat was confused, and so was I.
I was like, why couldn't I do that?
The only thing I would say is like, it's a little steep,
like price wise.
Yeah.
Well, he's a little steeper.
I think it looks good.
I think it looks good.
I like sprite-based things, but I'm old.
You know, I like it.
Kathy loves it.
Kathy hates it.
Oh, good.
Fucking hates it.
He hates everything that, like, Cradle's giving him
a story and you're giving him-
He's a fucking embarrassment at this point.
Yeah.
Well, he hates, like, oh, well,
don't make Cradle's have any feelings.
He's just an unstoppable rage monster.
Yeah, but then he became a mascot.
Yeah.
Spratos is the Sony mascot.
He's Mario.
The one of many.
I bet he's like even angrier now at the remake of Remastered.
Think about it, he's the only major mascot that's been around since at least PS2.
Yes, I know. He's the guy.
The only franchise that still exists is Gran Turismo on PS1, that's it.
But it's Cars. There's no mascot there.
I should have worked.
That snake's not...
He's a snake.
That snake you could do Sony never owned Gratch Bandicoot.
And now Microsoft doesn't.
So guess what?
Gratch is the next box mascot.
Well, shut up, because, um...
Fuckin' sack voice could make it a comeback, bitch.
I don't think he's there.
God damn hard.
He's a good boy.
He's a good boy.
After Sackboy's big adventure, lobbed it up on the first try.
Sackboy is no wrong answer, and it's whatever you like.
Well, which trade-offs do you like better?
T, T's Carlson, or, uh...
Oh, okay.
No, we're not comparing them.
This is what you prefer.
He's fine, honestly.
Like, I don't...
I honestly don't know why they even switched,
because...
They should have switched.
The guy has enough rights to do both.
But the other guy did a great job.
So like, you know.
He did a great job.
I don't know why they switched.
He's a person who could have easily done it.
They both.
They both.
They're both part of it.
It's kind of like a nothing burger in a way
where it's like, they're both good.
I don't know.
It's weird.
It's weird that they even switched.
It's very weird.
I, yeah.
I'm dead.
That's not a good guy.
Definitely not.
Oh, I was going to hold the button down.
You can try.
I try.
You're right.
But at least the switch was sideways.
Dude, OK.
OK, still good.
Not all I did, but fine.
It's good.
All I know is he's proud.
They're both good.
I'm going to get the meme up back anyway.
I'll tell you this, though.
I'm fucking lying.
I'm playing fucking the actor.
I'm playing sounds of Sparta in Greek.
It was talking about his kids.
or he made it.
Yes, he might have about his kids
in a very traumatic situation about his children.
Why wouldn't he cry in that situation?
Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
That's why the game is so good.
It should be like.
Yeah, that, okay, stop.
Because you know that's a fucking meme that you're using
and it's a fucking, it's a joke.
I made the meme.
Yes, you made the meme.
That's what it's about.
There's a creator.
Yes, you play in many languages.
I'm like in Greek, the fucking pit is Kratos
in the English dub, and I'm like, oh my God.
fucking Scott Menville's brother like yeah
Anthony Del Rio, yes, and he's a fine actor, but it's just got a like it's fucking pit
It's fucking pit and he's playing another another fucking re-plagology character
After this one
I play Prince of Persia lost crown in Persian too.
If I ever play any game that's supposed to be in a time and place and they have a dub for it, I'm doing it.
That's not big.
You want to play last year?
I'm watching you guys. I'm having my fun.
Because I have to hang out with you.
Kenny's going to leave his own birthday.
Right? Like it's his birthday?
It's literally his birthday.
He's coming up with excuses.
family bro we're celebrating for you Kenny we were up for the morning it's a
celebration of you and your birth yes it's not I can't before it's not nine
minutes till four so it's not for it is nine minutes till four holy shit we're
even past demon hours yeah bro I'm telling y'all so what part of this is
It's your birthday, so we're doing this for you.
Average time for Steve, it's Steve's start time.
It's my stream start time.
Yeah, I'm super ill healthy right now.
Steve, it's Steve, it's Steve's birthday.
What the hell?
Right, yo, you hear that, Jack?
Thinking about himself on his birthday.
What a selfish bitch.
Thank you
So I heard in Valhalla they hint at four possible futures
Three three Egypt Mesoamerica and Japan
No, that's not it.
Mesoamerica, sorry.
Sorry, I remember specifically Egypt and Japan.
Yeah, Egypt!
Well, I think because it's, yeah, I don't remember the Meso one. I've been there multiple times.
It's like, it's a weapon from each, right?
Well, yeah, they had one of those obsidian-obsidian, like, things, I guess.
Oh, god damn. If he does Mesoamerica, that would be insane.
Oh, man, I fucking love it.
You guys a team mezzo, me imagine a team Egypt.
I'm team Egypt, I'm team Egypt.
I'd like team Egypt because then we make it look like...
That's what we want more though.
Team Egypt so we can have a badass looking to do this,
and kind of make it look like Stargate-ish.
You can kill us with some God killer.
Yeah, I want to move this fight. Yeah, everyone wants to move this fight.
Well, Steve gets his wish soon. Those show coming soon.
Yeah, a really good trailer.
Yeah, I think that was that your highlight.
Best part of the set of life for you?
No. The announcement of talking with you, mate.
I'm gonna be honest, I've been beating two to three.
One of the old ones? Yeah, I haven't beaten any of the old ones.
Well, huh.
So, uh, downtown was a great place.
Holy shit, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Three was tough.
The dog was.
Yeah, three's where it beats. Three was fucking insane.
I
Have a rough subject here on that game my first game
See just trying to do DMC when Americans are trying to do DMC
You know what I think you got a break. I think it's gonna be like a mixture
I think they're gonna do a really bad ass mixture. Thank you. Oh come on. Oh my god
Classic Devil May Cry and the new one.
It's gonna be some kind of really fucking cool hybrid.
Classic Devil May Cry?
Our, um, God of War.
How's the God of War with the new one?
I think they're just, they're gonna take the basis of what the new ones,
pull the camera back a little bit.
Not gonna be like, quite up his butt.
So it'll be like a sort of like a little in between.
But it'll be closer to the new ones.
Yeah, and you got, like, when he said,
When he said, hey, it's an early development,
it's not going to be no, like, you know, it's a serious thing.
But the thing is, it can't be too huge,
because that's three games.
How the hell did you make the stand three?
So it's going to be like, I think
if that's why it'll be a hybrid.
The real question is, how good are the sex scenes going
to be?
Like, are we going to see some more TV?
It's going to be exactly the same.
I will bet money on it.
People are like, just get your shit, sir.
I'm ready to get your shit.
Just like, just get your shit.
It was like, it's a circle.
And then they turned the camera away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, it's not that serious.
Yeah.
Like, the original scenes are not anything
like that fucking saucy, anyway.
Yeah.
Like, they've literally just got cities and new windows.
And people think, like, oh my god.
It's like, my fucking safe search history on X-Videos
or something.
Yeah, no.
No, dude.
It's like, they didn't go too far.
And you go like, I mean, fucking the last of us
went far than that.
So.
Yeah.
You didn't really see it. Yeah, dude. We saw someone get raw dog in the camera didn't pan away. Yeah, and Lazarus too. It's gonna be fine
Fucking raw dog in the case is price
Wrong with you guys. We're going above. Yeah, it's not gonna be a cute. Yeah
That was sick
That's crazy. I do some better. Yeah
I'm just saying that beats my energy.
Shut up.
I mean look, God of War, Old God of War is male fantasy shit.
Absolutely.
That's what they are.
You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, dude, they're the same thing with the fucking, what was the movie?
The Spartacus movie?
They're out there.
Yeah, it's just male fantasy shit.
Male fantasy shit, like.
What movie have you got?
I said I was the one who's really good.
No, I'm like, yes, the fuck it is.
Like, 300 is absolutely...
If it wasn't, what'd you think it was?
Yeah, I'm real.
You look like some kind of male fantasy.
It's always funny to me when I'm like,
300 is a male power fantasy.
What do you mean, yes?
You just think it was a story or a documentary.
Right?
Yes.
Well, there it is.
And then when I say Aliens is a feminist movie,
300.
That gets people riled up too.
of Mike and if you watch the movie, you'll use your film as this clone where he's holy f**k.
About a male power fantasy jet. A male power
big guys, huge chests, screaming, raging, killing, big swords.
Both 3D movement, slow motion action, titties, work you on.
Let's see what we can do.
That seems well likely to come cute to eat.
Did you?
You can go listen to all of us and say,
don't fall for it.
Don't fall for it.
Simmons, don't let him do it to you.
Don't let him do it to you.
No, astronaut.
Astronaut meme right now.
Always has been.
Always has been.
Don't let him do it.
Come on, don't do it, man.
Like what?
Don't fucking do it.
All right, that's awesome.
That's good.
Let's get an astronaut picture.
Instead of Ohio,
God of War box are now for always has been
Three hours
Furious
I guess I'll take that one.
I'm gonna be long before we get to see robots.
Yeah, you too!
If I like this for real life.
A little bit.
Not that far off.
Was that BattleBots Arena or whatever in Vegas already?
That's just like scrap stuff.
Yeah, I've seen like standing robots fun.
Yeah, what's happening?
That's in the chat room.
Actually, did an exhibition match between the two of you.
Who had that thing of that really creepy?
It was you, right?
The guy was talking like that
That robot shake or whatever like so creepy. Yeah, like the top was whatever
He has no idea what you're saying dude. He fucking tweeted it. No idea what you're talking about
It was like the girlfriend robot, but like yeah, like the middle was like still like just like open robotic shit or whatever
Wow, that thing was a hundred thirty seven thousand dollars
Go cheaper than the one.
Damn!
Get wrecked!
Get wrecked in the fuck!
A witness who wants to get married!
Goddamn!
Hey kid, hey kid.
Stay.
What the fuck said you about literally waited for it?
I waited for it.
Let's go.
Wow.
I had to think, I had to think.
This is my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
We're putting on the show for my birthday.
I guess it was the 40th anniversary of things.
Well, the short circuit.
Can you say that was the last we could have?
Oh, is that a little?
Laura Williams loves me the most.
Aliens for you to anniversary
Castle in the sky for them
Moves are old. They are pretty old
Your bachelor
Max you look so many more so what's all forfeit?
You piece of shit.
That's a work.
Bam, bam, bam.
Yeah, I'm taking one.
They did a penalty if you did that online.
Oh, no, no.
No, it was encouraged.
Yeah, you got to talk after that shit.
Yeah, you got to talk.
Yeah, I think it was Mk11.
It was encouraged.
Yeah, encouraged.
Oh, yeah.
Like they gave you like a reward.
All right, happy birthday, Kenny!
Yay!
Thank you everybody for coming to give us a big round of applause!
Thank you for coming to give us a big round of applause!
All right, Chad, I'll let you guys know how you're going to go out tomorrow, so maybe stream, maybe not stream, probably not stream.
Anyway, have a good one, dudes!
Try it out, we'll see you next time!
Dessert!
Get your ass kicked!
And I won't let you go
We all need to shine on
To see how far we've come on
The journey has gone
Yet to go searching for a star
Deep in the night, I breath my heart
On that threshold
If you're a real woman
To show I will reform
To show for my part
I'm gonna get you to the age of soldiers
To carry on
One of the biggest of the best
I'm gonna get you to the age of soldiers
To carry on
For the full
To shine